The Snark Tank - #109: Dave Chappelle DESTROYED On Stage

Episode Date: May 9, 2022

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some, some, there was a, a doctor, a guy that specialized in that shit. He has alopecia himself and he was flaming her. He was just like, he was like,

this bitch don't have this shit. Fuck this. He didn't actually say it like that. Black bitch. He's like a black bitch. He's like a black bitch. He's black bitch. You must think I'm one of them, suck a white boy.

He accused her of pretending to have alopecia? Yeah, he was saying, he was like, dude, I have this myself. I deal with this shit. And essentially he was like, her, what she showed is not consistent with any alopecia I've ever heard of. Like, what it looks like is it looks like a scar from something that happened or something she tried. And then she's passing it off as this was natural. This naturally happened. You don't have alopecia.

You just eat jolly ranchers for every meal. You're unhealthy. You're losing your hair because you're unhealthy. You got no alopecia, bitch. Yeah, that's the... Punk-ass black bitch. That's no consistency. You punk-ass black bitch.

All right, my name is Dr. General Thoreau or whatever his name is. Then he's just, you punk-ass black bitch. General Thoreau. He sits close. General Thoreau is that? That's what I'm going to name my son. General throws. That's such a terrible fucking name.

Throw. It's pretty bad. What about, um, neck game or something? Just like, just give them like a really stupid fucking name. My son's name is going to be, um, Fist.

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it would be awful with any last name, really. There's no last name. Fist. Like, fist is... Fist me? Like, there's a person, like, it's like, but it's like M-E or something. That's their last name.

He's like an Asian guy in his name is Fistee. So stupid. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. I'm not sure what episode this is, technically, because the episodes are a little bit out of order right now. So for those of you who don't know, we just came back from doing a live show. show, a live episode of the Snark Tank in Richmond, Virginia. It was awesome to see some of you there.

King of Hephazard, we met. I actually, he was on. The king was first to line, bro. He's alive. He's alive and well. He's alive and well, and he is a mega supporter. He was there. He was like one of the first people in line.

Also, he was on my flight back to New York because his flight got all switched up. So I got to hang out with him a little bit. Same with, same with Dead inside. He was on my flight back to Cali. The guy that gave us the slap the slap shot dude We ran into each other at the at the airport Yeah, I was cool We chopped it up and I was just like

I was just flaming you niggas dude I was just like yo I was like these guys they fucking They're always doing heroin Before the fucking podcast starts They fucking He's like wow I didn't know that I didn't know there was such degenerates

I didn't know they were drug addicts I didn't know they were fucking drug addicts That's fucked up man You gotta do that Why you do that? There's so much wrong You don't got to say I'm a drug addict. There's so many things.

It would be hilarious. Everyone should do that. If you ever run into a fan, you should just talk shit on the, like, whoever it is. Like if it's you, Chris, you talk shit on us, you say all these horrible things. So everybody thinks all this fucked up shit behind the scenes, but no one's saying anything. You know, it's real. And it's all fucking fake. What is wrong with you?

What is wrong? You're just, what is wrong with you? That is cool. That is cool. Come on. That's not cool. You know that shit's funny. You just having, like, people.

think like, oh, you know all those gay jokes that Derek always make? He's actually gay. He's like, he's literally gay. Derek's like, he won't come out of the class. He's really, he's really ashamed of himself and stuff. Oh, wow. You know, well, that's actually very thematic. But we'll get into that in a second. We're going to do that in a second. I just want to say, I just want to say genuinely thank you to everybody who showed up.

It was, it was really awesome. We're looking forward to doing it again. We have an idea of where we're going to do it again and when, but we don't want to say anything publicly until we have everything ironed out. But it was an awesome experience. It was cool to see you guys. The episode is delayed a little bit because if you guys saw the Sacred Symbols episode, you understand the production value that this shit is at.

It is 4K tricaster footage. It's an hour of it for our show. Plus, we have to edit in the names at the end and all that stuff. So that footage is currently on its way to me physically on a 4 terabyte SSD that is, on route, so I have to wait to physically get the footage. So for the next, I think probably like two episodes, we're not going to name these numbered episodes in the episodes, but just know we're going to, we talk a little bit about the show.

Next episode is probably going to be the live episode. And then after that, we'll be back as, back to normal. And then I'll go retroactively put the episode numbers in. There you go. Yeah. And then we'll post the first episode again. just so you guys don't get confused. So we'll post every,

so what we do is we'll repost every single episode of the podcast to get all the views again because we're pieces of shit. That'll just make our channel grow more. They're like, whoa, they got so many. They're posting two podcasts a week. Whoa. Do you think you think they go crazy? Do you genuinely think someone would, like, if we,

if we posted like episode like seven again, do you think people would be like what is this our people would notice our podcast is definitely a dated podcast kind because we talk about current events so yeah

would notice it someone would know they would notice actually actually now I think about it I think episode seven is the one where we were talking about COVID starting

so yeah people would definitely know that's hilarious I think I think and here's the thing man you can get away with this shit all you have to do is just say it you just just a bluish

little bumper. And this is what I mean. So Bill Burr, he does two podcasts per week, Monday morning podcast and the Thursday, you know, just before Monday, whatever the hell is called. So he does a half hour. And then the second half hour is a half hour from an old show just to fill another hour in total. And he does that. He's been doing that for years. And it's brilliant. It just increases the watch time, the listen time and everything. And then people that maybe have not checked out their old shit. It kills me. It's kind of fucked up, but it's also genius.

That's not a, honestly, like, because there's a lot of, because we do. Can you copyright yourself? You copyright yourself at that moment? Or is it transformative enough? Well, the thing, the thing about it, the thing about it is that there is a lot of funny stuff from previous episodes that's not necessarily tied to modern conversations. They're just tied to questions that people ask. Like, I remember I was going through.

Or somebody sent me like a clip from an older episode and I put it up on Instagram because it was so damn funny. We were just talking about unhinging our jaw to put a tit in our mouth or whatever the fuck. It was some, I don't remember what the fucking context was. But it was such a ridiculous conversation. I was like, that's, there's probably ways to do that with like YouTube shorts or whatever where we could like kind of dip into the dip into the well and kind of like get the algorithm going that way because I mean, that's, that's whatever. But don't worry. We're not going to post every episode again. Dude, didn't Soflo Antonio, do you remember that guy?

You remember so? Oh, my God. That's like 2015. Yeah, I think he used to do that. He used to post the same content twice. He used to re-post his videos just to fucking get maximum revenue. That's a fucking, that's a fucking savior right there. He's an angel.

He's an angel, most of men. Not only that. You guys remember he was the one stealing everyone's content. He would just put something before it like, oh, that feeling when this happens. and then it was somebody else's like fucking TikTok or what was that thing called before TikTok? Vine. It was like their vines. Yeah, it was pretty.

Man was ahead of his time, man, as far as Gryfton and shit. It's like that, Nicola Diamond. He was the kind of dude who would be like that moment when you realize you always have a choice. And then it's just the entirety of Spider-Man. Like the whole movie. And it would just like, but it had, but it had, but it had, but it had, it had. It would have like the top. Like it was always like emojis at the bottom and like that feeling went at the top.

And then just an entire fucking feature length film. Just a blasphemous human being. Yeah, I don't know what happened to him. Before we get too further into the podcast, we again, well, we said this a few episodes ago. Last episode, I'm pretty sure. But we have some visible eyes now currently on the podcast. There are watchers from higher up in a plane. far beyond ours

called money and it would be best of guys to like, share all that jizzy jazz to help us up all that bullshit leave us positive reviews on iTunes as well I know that that sucks to hear

but it like it really does help it does a ton iTunes is really fucking bizarre where they care about that stuff that's the only way you can engage with podcasts I guess aside from just downloading stuff so we appreciate that stuff and yeah do it

do it or else do it or else do it lots of egg plant emojis lots of eggplant emojis yeah make make 30,000 accounts

and view it on each of those accounts twice all right let's come down or not do that let's not promote illegal shit yeah

that's not illegal it's view of it it is illegal it's a joke it's a joke yeah in Minecraft you can't tell them

in Minecraft there you go bro good save good save good save Anyway, we should Speaking of, we were talking a little bit about

Gay Gay shit You're speaking of gay shit I don't know if you guys are familiar with Madison Cawthorne But he's been making the He's been making the rounds recently because So this is an interesting story for a multitude of reasons

Because this is a dude I think he's like a Republican I don't know the correct term I want to say like representative but that's really vague and I'm not sure. I just say congressman. I think he's a congressman for my mistaken.

He's a congress nigger. I don't know his position. He's definitely in Congress. He's like the youngest motherfucker or something. Yeah, he's a Republican congressman from North Carolina. Come on and raise up. Take your dick out. And so, listen,

he's a Republican. He's a Republican congressman from North Carolina. And he recently went on this, I think it was like an interview show or like a podcast or something. and he talked a little bit a little bit too liberally, a little bit too loosely about cocaine-fueled sex parties

in Congress. And he mentioned this, kind of almost as if no one would question him about it. And as a result of that, Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with

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Immediately after he mentions this, he doesn't, by the way, he never names any names, right? He just says, yeah, so, yeah, this is something that happens, you know? Which, by the way, obviously that happens. Duh. But.

What happens in, like, theater school? Of course it's happening in Congress. Like, what the fuck? Like, what do you think? Yeah. I, I have stumbled into parties not far off from this. And I'm like a, like, like, what, like an L.T.

YouTuber, like an M tier, you know what I mean? Like, there's no, there's no reason why if I'm finding myself in these situations that fucking Congress people aren't. I've been at Starbucks parties and cocaine showed up. And I'm just like, we work, we're baristas. You know? Minimum wage baristas doing Coke in a fucking Starbucks at 10 p.m. 10 a.m.

People are on the bar, snoring cocaine making drinks. That didn't really happen. that part But so anyway So as a reaction to this Everybody was like You know Wow what the fuck

They're cocaine Sex-fueled orgy parties And drug parties In Congress, that's crazy Again, not really crazy But to some people who were somehow surprised They thought that was insane And immediately after this

Suspiciously enough All of these photos And all of these videos of this dude Come out that pretty I mean pretty much confirm this dude is gay. I think, I don't think, very, very. Is he open about it?

Or is he still kind of denying? He's not open about it at all. I have questions. Everything that he's saying, I will say, I will give him props for not denying. Because everybody, what everybody does, like Marjorie Taylor Green, for example,

she's just, I don't recall anything about January 6th. I don't know. That's the go-to. Just not recalling. They're all a bunch of lies, I respect at least that he's admitted that everything that's come out is actually him. Instead of just denying it, which people, even when there's evidence that you did all this stuff, they just deny. He didn't deny it. He's not because he's too young.

He doesn't have proper politician training. So the pictures that came out with him in a dress at some crews, he's like, oh, you know, just, you know, when your boys just dress up in women's clothing, it's just funny. He's just costumes. I'm like, I'm beyond, I've never done that before. I've never, me and my homies have dressed up. We've had a lot of fun, but we've never just gotten women's clothing and party. I'm pretty sweet. I'm pretty sweet, all right?

But I ain't that sweet. That one was one of the ones where I was like, I could see. Like, I don't know, because I've, we have friends who've done that. You've gotten in women's clothing in a cruise? No, not in a cruise. We have friends who've done that. But Chris, the friends who have done that have, have been a part of the community.

There's not a sweet. No. Jalen? Jalen has never. No, you didn't know him then. Jalen has never, no,

no, no, there had to be a movie being filmed. There had that. No, no, that's different,

Chris, that's vastly different. But all I'm saying is like a photograph of a guy in like a dress. It's not the weirdest thing. That's like, like there's footage

of Tom Holland in a dress. You know what I mean? Like, it's, yeah, but we're, We're not talking about Tom. We're talking about Madison Cawthorn.

I understand. We're not talking about actors and film students. What I am saying is like I could see parties. It's not that uncommon to see that shit. That's not the most agree. I look at that and I'm like, you're definitely a gay person, but fair enough. It's, but like, so all of these little things, it's like little things like, there's like a photo of like, like some, like a staffer of his constantly like having his like hands on his crotch and like and he's like

guys don't you just know when you just this is just normal yeah his his homie like in they're literally in a Ford F1 50 they're in a truck guys is he standing up for any of the images? Is he standing for any of images or is he being

propped up is he being propped up? Because I got a I got to know dude so I genuinely I didn't know before we recorded this today I had no idea he was fucking crippled Because there's a video Hold on, hold on, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

There's a video of him that came out really recently where he's just making baffling Lion King noises As he's like, humping some guy on a bed And I'm like He's just face fucking him, dude But knowing now that he's crippled, how did he do that? Because he's got super strong arms Upper body strength, bro.

Because his fucking legs aren't like... It's like a towel? He's just like whipping the... Like his lips body? Yeah, because his legs aren't like... If you look at the video, his legs aren't like doing anything. He's using his arm strength to come over and then he's just... Offer body, bro.

Fucking slamming his boy, humping his boy's mouth. But there's a wheelchair in the same fucking shot. But he's... He does it and he... What was his response to it? He said something insane. Like it was... like, oh, it's just horsing around.

Yeah, it was a whole, it's literally, it's, his responses are literally the snark tank podcast. All of our fucking like, oh, you know, just going to work on your boys and shit and fucking your homies. All of those jokes that we've made has been his excuses. Going to work on your boy. Clocking in. That's been all of his excuse.

Like he just, it's, it's the best thing ever. I love it. Instead of just being like, the fucking video. video, there would have been enough plausible deniability to be like, that ain't me. Just like say when that video came out, I don't know if you guys remember this. There's a video, Logan Paul was trending one day on Twitter. And there was a guy sitting on the edge of his bed with his head hanging off the bed being throat fucked. And the guy looked like Logan Paul.

Oh, yeah. I do remember that. And I'm telling you, I saw the video and I'm like, Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary.

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from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I think that's Logan Paul, bro. But the thing is, there's enough plausible denied ability to be like, it might not be,

it just might be someone that looks like him. I think it is him. I just think it is him. I think it's like one of those things where you got caught slipping, and then he's just like, ah, shit, let me just say it's not me

and then it'll go away. That's not slipping. That's not slipping That's getting caught slipping Bro We got caught with the dick slipping in his throat You know anything That's getting caught

That's like me getting caught my hand My pants in public you know That's not getting caught slipping That's not getting caught slipping That's not getting caught slipping That is him getting caught slipping That's the real hint It's the rest of everything else

It's caught slipping Because what happened is there's a portrayed self And then there's a true self if your portrayed self is the one you show more often than your true self your true self is you getting caught slipping in the public side I understand the premise it was just a joke but but I think where I got I have never seen that video and I'm so mad I never saw that video because I would have lost my mind if I would have saw that I sure if you type in on Twitter like Logan Paul throat fuck it'll still be

it's like it was like that dude it was like when McChicken was trending if you guys remember that shit oh my god dude I do Please tell me you remember. You guys remember when McChayson was reading that. God damn it. But dude, like, it's so, what's so funny about this, though, this whole thing isn't necessarily that it's like, I mean, it is funny that the whole like, you know, oh, Republican, you know, conservative, you know, traditional values, people just happen to secretly be cock goblins,

you know. I like that is a funny reality but what's funniest about this to me is that this it's very clear

that these videos and photos and all of these accusations came out in response to him letting the leak slide about these coke orgies

and now it's like if for some reason you were skeptical about these before no way are you skeptical now like obviously those are real. Obviously those are happening. Because why else would all of this information

randomly come out out of nowhere for no fucking reason? I totally, well, I totally here's, I totally believed number one when he, he mentioned it, he had no reason to say that. Because it wasn't going to, it wouldn't help him out in any way, shape, or form. That's the one thing where it seems like the, um, the weirdest thing, uh, that I'm like, okay, him saying that is would only hurt his career. It's not like if he just said something like, you know, typical like, oh, grooming kids, the left, the trant. If he just said that, hit those beats, he's going to be good.

He would be perfect. He went completely in the opposite direction. And he said he flew way too close to the sun. You know what I bet it was? You know what I bet it is? He told the truth of a politician. I bet that's what it is. I bet he's like, you know what?

I'm going to try and be like a down-to-earth truthful politician. And I bet he was just saying that because he was, assumed everybody thought that was happening anyway. Like, because who the fuck doesn't think that's happening? Who the fuck does not think that there are Coke-fueled orgies in D.C.? Most, most,

I would say most voters, particularly that are boomers and they don't think, they think things are like, yeah, my name is Sam, Sam, Samuels and everything's fine. I have one car and I still got my

pension and shit. And Trump is good. and he did things that actually helped me. So I guess I have one car. I hate my wife and immigrants are the worst. Welcome to the way. It makes it funny. Sam Samuels.

What happened is what happened. He told the truth, right? And then the person in that red cloak that showed him the book that has the actual like incantation of summon the devil was just like, all right, you spoke too much. And then he went and he pressed upload. And now everyone thinks he's gay. he's going to lose his platform and his life is ruined. And they're going to take his real too. No, no, no, no, no, hold on.

Let's correct that. Let's correct that. People don't think he's gay. He's gay. He's gay. He's, oh, sorry. He's like, he's at least, he's, not that there's anything wrong with that. Every death's totally fine.

But, but. I don't think that needs to be stated. It's literally, there would be no problem if this guy was just like, my name is Madison Cawthorn. I am a huge advocate for LGBT. He writes and here's me face fucking my homie. Everybody be, okay. That's champion.

That's champion. I don't care. Like, good for you, good for you. I read something that said it was his cousin. Is that true? You fake fucking his cousin? That's crazy. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised, dude, with the stuff that's been coming out of him.

Because here's the thing. A lot of people would try to pass this off as like, oh, this is like frat boy behavior. But here's the thing about fraternities. The only ones that are. Doing that gay shit are the ones that are curious, man. Because, like, I know people that went to some party schools, and they were in frats, and they're, like, miss me on that shit. Like, you can go ahead.

Don't fucking touch me. It was just like, if you want to participate in the fraternization of, like, you know, Greek homies, like, you're Greek boys, you're doing some Greek shit. Then, you know, you were a little, you thought about it. You're like, you know, I'm kind of curious about my homies. What do you mean you don't glaze your friend's face in come? My cousin, my cousin went to NYU and he was a frat boy. And he told me horror stories about like how he had to fight.

He had to physically fight one of his seniors because he was, he was being a little, they were being a little too sweet. He was like, I'm not comfortable with this. And then obviously, you know how there's always this one broad trick-looking motherfucker. It's going to be like, fuck, you don't want to be a part of it. My cousin put him on his ass But he said they were they were pushing the envelope a little too much and he was just like There's only so far you can go with a prank before it's like you're just you just want to do that It's like wouldn't be well guys guys Eddie's asleep

I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna shove my flaccid pee in his nose and then get hard and stretch his nostril out isn't this funny? that is a joke we came up with like a year ago and we were laughing her ass out that's one nostril of all inflamed and loose like you know and he just can smell so amazingly

he's like what the fuck my sinus is for the rest of his life he just has one giant loose hanging nostril it's hanging in on itself so it's what happened he got a good bro, we got him good.

Dude, that's not good at all. It was a joke. I had some friends that were just like that shit. They were the friends that I were like, see, I'm never going to spend the night or hang out or whatever with you motherfuckers. Because they were talking about like, oh, yeah, like, a homie was like sitting down and I just like put my penis in his hand while he wasn't looking at. And I'm like, dude, that's, I don't want to do that.

That's not funny to me. That's not. That's what I just. I'm like, can I, can I be honest? I'm going to be 100% honest. I've never been comfortable. And I mean this. I've never been comfortable.

I played sports for a lot of years. Never been comfortable with my ass being slapped. The pat on the butt is a classic common thing in sports. Now to be honest, I've never been comfortable. I got used to it. I really just got used to it. I understand people who are not comfortable with it. Did you shower in the locker rooms?

No, my school didn't have a working showers. So we had to shower at home, which I wouldn't have showered. I don't think I would have shower with the boys anyway. I never like doing that. So much penis showering in the locker room, bro. It's like I saw so much dick. And I was just like, yo, no one has any shame. Everybody's walking.

I would have my underwear on until the shower would clear out. Everybody else would just have their dicks out. And it's like, yeah, dude, running around doing backhand springs while their penis is out. I was like, what? is going on. It's the boys club, man. It's like, it's always been,

when you think about like when like say a lot of times the good old boys, they always think back to like some of the manliest times in, in history and they always think to like the Greeks and Spartans and stuff. And I'm like, those dudes were wrestling naked constantly. They were banging each other constantly. They were banging each other out, bro. This is what they're trying to reminisce.

This is what they're reminiscing over. And it's like, And I'm, and look, I say, I have no problem with them doing it. It's just not my bag. I like to have fun. I'm comfortable with my sexuality, but like, generally, if we're being completely honest and candid, I don't want to fuck my boys. I'm just saying.

Obviously. Yeah, me neither. You know what it reminds me now? It reminds me that, uh, did you see that Tucker Carlson video? Like, it was like the end of men or something. It was like this, it was like this trailer. You saw that, right? Yes.

It was, it was, this. right way it was like this fox news video of uh all these guys just like it was shot like a like a commercial for men almost where it was like look at this we used to be fucking amazing and what happened or whatever and it's just all of these like glamour shots of like the like muscular men's backs and i'm like this is gay as hell it was super gay how is this so gay and it's right wing how is that possible do they know because what happens happening is the fucking the vla the veil is blurring the veil that that lets them understand they're about to get it they're about to be like yo oh shit some dude's gonna be in his fucking house with his 2.5 kids is gonna stand and be like honey i've been gay for a while just like yeah i know it's it's the horseshoe uh about to meet at both ends where it's like am i so straight then i'm gay Am I? Is that what's happening? But that's so fucking, but isn't that so common? Isn't that so in nuts? Yeah. See that? The ultra masculine dude that you know he's fucking making love to his boy in F-150, like on the side. You know, you know damn well he's throwing some fucking pepperoni. This guy is obviously sweet.

You're just like, yo, dude, just admit it. I'd like to. I just want these guys is live comfortable. I just want these guys to just be comfortable. Like, I want Madison Conthorff. to just be like, all right, guys, you got me. I love penis. And then, you know, just kind of like just shoulders can relax, they can slump down. He just, he just, and the dudes. I'm not going to make that. All right, guys, you guys got me.

You guys got me. I'm the Barry Manilow of Stephen Hawkins. And I'm here, you know, as gay and crippled as can be. And this is who I am. And God bless me. You know, there's nothing wrong with it. But it's just so funny how, it's just so funny how much they distance. themselves from it and it's like bro it's insanity because like there's just no problem with it

there's just no problem with it but that dogmatic like evangelical madness that's into them they just won't let it go and it's like bro how to because i've watched i've watched it where there are people who are gay conservative like religious people who are like i have these gay thoughts but i refuse to be gay and it's like bro smoke a blunt hi i'm dr jay Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic

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There's that famous, there's that famous video from that guy at the church, too. It's like ancient, where he gets like converting. I ain't gay no more. I'm delivered. I am delivered. Web it, we're going to, we're going to, whew, like that guy is fucking amazing. I wonder where that guy is now. He made a video not too long ago.

He's still gay. Yeah, he's still ultra gay. This video resurfaced when Mali Anopoulos said that he's not gay anymore. Oh, yeah, that's right, yeah. You remember that. Like last year, he said he's not gay. He's ex-gay. He's, yeah, he's completely, dude, fucking is, is an icon.

He's an LGBT icon. Yeah, the guy stood no chance. It's his moment, though. That guy stood no chance of passing. straight ever like the thing the thing is that it's it's so many problems that you can't avoid you know there's so many things going on that it's like yo if you're gay just admit that to yourself going about your life like that you'll be fine there's like global warming and like climate change that's a real problem your homosexuality is just fine you know it's just it sucks because the only

reason they don't think that is because, like you said, the dogma. That's the only reason they don't think that. The only reason they don't think it's okay is because they're being told that they're going to burn in hell for sucking dick. And I'm like, dude, this sucks. Can I suck? It's wild, bro. And dick? Nope.

I'll be mad. But then they'll make those, but then they'll make those Tucker Carlson videos that it's like the gay shit I've ever seen. It's like what? They're like, they're like, they'll turn people gay, bro. Like, you got to see that shit, sween. You got to see that shit because, look, the way that, the way that you were supposed to do straight,

content back in the day, at least I guess, was you're supposed to put like hot chicks with huge tits and stuff and there's like, they're holding guns and stuff and you're like, oh, but these, there's like buff dudes posing and being all, like,

you were basically just admiring their physique. And I'm like, that's, that's like, you're, I don't know what to, these people, like the people watching this video right now on Tucker Carlson's

network or whatever, they're not bodybuilders. So they're not, you know what I mean? Like, say, I can watch me, being a part of the fitness industry,

at least I was for a time, I could watch and admire a man's physique We're being like, oh man, that guy's putting in this work Look at his obliques, look at all this stuff But the people watching Kentucky Carlson, they're not doing that They're just looking for manly content And they're getting juicy buff men And now they're getting turned on

The laugh I'm gonna be real, bro Some of those obliques look kind of nice I ain't even gay like that But like it's like yo, that guy looks great I would kill for some obliques Like those side abs dude like that shit because I've never had anything even close to that bro

even when I was like 160 pounds back in the day when I played football like I just couldn't get that shit but if I looked like a Greek statue bro I'd be like oh man oh man that's I hope I hope these Tucker Carlson fans are looking at me and just fucking pop ripping their shorts I hope they're just bananas to my physical form I want them to I want them to birth themselves to me I hope fucking Madison Carth Thorne fucking tackles me with his will wheelchair that just mounts me. I have no problem.

I'd have no problem being a come tribute, bro. I have no problem. I'd be like, I'd be like, yo, bust on every image of me, bro. I'll send you some. I'll sign him, bro.

Yo, remember that? Who was getting busted on? It was Pokemon. What's your name? The streamer. Pokeybane. That was, dude.

Oh my God. That was magical. That was so fucking absurd. That's so heinous, man. That was so absurd. You got to be. What would you do? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry to, dude, what, Chris, what would you do? You log under Twitter right now, and that's the first thing

you see in your mentions and some dude busting all over his screen of a picture of you. I don't think I would, I would, I would not, I probably block the guy,

probably. Chris, and it's holes, it's not exactly like a, like a squirt out. It's like a, pst, pst,

it's like that Will Saso video of him peeing red in the toilet? Yeah. The phone is dredged. He picks it up and you can hear audible drips coming off the phone. I don't know, man. That stuff is so sick. I would.

I think I don't block anybody. The only people I block literally, and this is true, the only people I block on Twitter are the people who like spam those, those, that, you know that screenshot of like 2009 Twitter with. Elon Musk's Twitter account on it. Have you ever gotten those like spam messages? It's like a very particular

bot. It's like a very particular, it's not DMs, it's like replies. I don't know, every now and again I'll get like some weird, and maybe somebody in the listening will know what I'm talking about, but there's these random spam bots that just spam this image of Elon Musk's Twitter account from 2009 and it's just gibberish. I don't know, it's very weird.

It's very baffling. But those are the only people I blocks on Twitter. That would break, that would break my rule, though. That would be the first person. I don't need this. I don't need this. I don't know. It's just such a sick. It's just such a sick fucking, I don't know why what would compelling. He has one of your shirts. He has one of your shirts that went missing air quotes and he's just lathering it. And you're like, yo, how do he get that shirt? I remember to have that shirt and it's gone now. I only wore that shirt in my house. It's the New York shirt that I threw up on and when I went to Long Beach.

and got cross-faded too much. I think, I don't know, like, that's like a special kind of off-kilter to me. To, like, be like, you know who, you know who will appreciate this photo of them with come on it? The person in the photo. Like, that is such, that, that, the brain, the synapses that fire to lead to that choice make me really concerned. It reminds me of the people who like actually have genuine conversations in porn comments or like people who are like

They'll watch a porn video and they'll watch a porn video and then they'll be like yeah Yeah fuck that pussy and I'm like who the fuck are you talking to this is a Reddit Dude there's nothing funnier there's nothing funnier than reading porn hub comments There have been so many times I went there with one intention and I'm just staying for the show now where I'm just laughing my eyes off so much. And I'm just like, yo, this is insane. People have, like, serious conversations in the comment. It's beautiful.

I have genuinely, I have genuinely gone on to watch porn, got distracted by comments, laughed a lot, and then just went to bed. Several times. Several times. The comments says that, yeah. It's so good. But it's also, like, those are the people I worry about. Oh, yeah. They're dangerous.

They're definitely dangerous people. Now let's Let's reverse the sex What if a woman Fucking Marcus Phoenixed all over a picture of you No I'd be like ew No

You shouldn't be able to hose like that You're not a faucet And I wouldn't report her Well my first thing I wouldn't say that Isn't that like rude to women That's squarely What's wrong with me

That do you think some of fuck What's wrong with me You should be able to do that You're not a sink You're a girl And report The main red flag there, the main red flag there

to me is you don't have to do this. Just don't send it to me. You have many opportunities to facilitate your sexual desires in ways that do not include this depraved shit. So just go do that. The fact that you're doing this

in the first place is a massive problem. Specifically this. Specifically Marcus Phoenixing all over a photo of me. then sending that to me. Yeah, don't send it to me. That's it. Do whatever you want to have foot pictures, dude.

I don't need to see that. Do what I need it. Is there not one spec of like flattery? Even though you find it disgusting, you're just like, well, at least this person really likes me or some shit. It would have to,

it would have to be a very specific handful of people. Like, maybe like two people. Oh, I see. If it was like, If Alison Brie sent me a video of her squirting on a photo of me, I'd be like, first of all, that's, first of all, that would do two things. That would, that would both inflate my ego to a degree that would be really unsafe, but also make me so sad because now I know Allison Brie is not as good of a person as I thought she was.

That's not a bad person, Chris. A bad person, bro. She's just busting on a head. image of you. All right, kicks it. Next time somebody comes on a photo of Lily and says it to her, I'll just try and argue that he's not a bad person.

He's a totally normal fucking guy. No, no, no, that guy's a deviant. There's a deviant. There's really being a deviant and being a monster. Okay. I totally agree. I totally agree.

Some people are deviant. I'm not saying he's a monster. I'm just saying you're bad. I don't mean, let me, let me rephrase this. When I say bad person, I don't mean you as a person are evil.

I just mean as a human being. You're not a good example of a person. You're like, you're really, you're like really, what's the, like, the opposite of calibrated. Whatever that is. Uncalibrated? Uncalibrated? I think that, it's something like that. This, dis, disjointed, discombobulated kind of works.

Because it's just not a mental state that is, is indicative of like a normal person. It would make me less interested in Allison Brie to know that that's the kind of person that she is. But also, I would still be inherently flattered because I already have so much of a fan for her. So you're telling me wouldn't pipe her being like, oh, she's into me, I can easily just get at her now. Derek, I would.

I'm just not happy about it. I would. I'm just not, I'm not proud of that, but I understand. Okay, look. But what is it? No, no, that you hit her up. Hold on, hold on, you hit her up. You're like, hey, yo, how about the real thing?

just like, no thanks. I like the picture better. I would shoot myself on this podcast. I would tell you guys to upload it uncut. What makes it crazy is that like depravity, everyone's a bit depraved, you know? Like I've been asked, girls have asked me to send me pictures of their cum. And I'm just like, I'm not send you a picture of my cum because, Once it's out of me, it's of no use to me anymore.

I hate it. Wait, what do you mean? Like, just like a, like, I hate it. I hate it now. Post, post, post, not there, like, clarity, you is like, ew, get this away from me. I'm a beast. Have you guys, have you guys seen that? I don't think it's an effucked video, actually, but it's, it definitely should be on

the fuck to the guy, he comes and he hits himself with the eye, and he squeals like a pig. No, no, I have not seen it. I saw this in a group chat and it was the... I wish I could find that video again. I'm sure it's on EFucked. Yeah, I haven't been on EFuck in a while, and I've been saving it up. I want to go through an EFucked like entire fucking like day where me and Litt just watch EFuck together and see how disgusted she gets. That's what I'm saying.

Dude, me and my girl are going to do that shit. I've been saving up EFucked for. I used to watch it quarterly. I used to watch EFUK quarterly. I was like, oh, three months, watch the content come back in the next quarter. Like your fucking taxes. Yeah, yeah, dude. But that was years ago.

I am so far behind that I haven't been on that website. The last time I legitimately remember being on that website was in 2018. And I logged off quick because this, I'm not even going to say what it was. But it just made me, I was like, I'm done. I'm done. It wasn't good. It wasn't funny because I go there for the funny

and this wasn't funny to me at all. But yeah, I'm excited at marathon that shit. Yeah, there's certain, I don't know, there are certain genres

of a video that I, the video of that guy, the two dudes fucking that girl somewhere in Latin America and then one of the guys coming on the other dude and then a guy just keeps fucking a girl.

That shit was so on. If someone comes on me, I'm dead. I'm telling you, I'm going, I will die. I am not, I will die. If someone comes on me, my form will change into something else and then I'll attack them. I'll, I'll disembowel them. And then I'll be like, oh, no. I literally think I would die, dude. I don't even think I could attack somebody. Someone held you down. If I were holding you down jacket off at you. You're like, please don't, please, don't, please. It's just like, it's, it's such a stupid. It's, it's such a

stupid thing. It's such a stupid thing, but like, it just, it's the worst visceral, like, I get such a reaction. Just thinking about that. Chris, it's a horrible. Where is your money signed for that? How much would it cost to allow

someone to come on you? No. At least, at least, at least, at least, it's a cool mill. It would be, it would be seven figures. It would be, it would have to be, like, and it can't be my face. If they call my face, I'm ripping a head off. If they call my face, I'm ripping a head off.

I'm going to... I would have to be in, like, one of those chemistry lab showers. Oh, the vats, they pull and everything is resting. No, that's too easy. That's like 10,000 bucks, dude. You can't do that. Okay, what... One million.

He's about to throw up. I feel like this is, like, no offense to gay people. I swear to God, dude. You don't want to be made into a frosted ghost against your will? You don't want to be a glazed bro-up? because what I'm trying to what I'm trying to say What I'm trying to say is.

You say a glazed broanut? Yeah. Ten million dollars Elon must bust in your mouth. Oh my God. No, that's that's out of the question. If someone

came on my mouth, I would put my feet on their shoulders, grab their head while crouched, and then stand up at all my might. Yanking their spine out of their body like some. And then I would stand on them until they fell down. You ever see the video The Monkey doing that?

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got to do? an accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. For Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit 4thepeople.com for an office near you. What? What? Ripping someone

spine out? Like, cool, loud. I see that monkey. There's a lot of video. This is like a video of a horse eating a baby out of a microwave. There's all sorts of really horrifying things you can find on the internet. But let's not get into it. I gotta look that up. Let's move. Let's move on. I gotta see that.

Don't do it, Mr. Head. Don't do it. Gotta see a horse eating a baby. That's a very tasty baby. That reminds me of what you said, it was something you said a while ago. It's like, oh yeah, I saw a cooked baby. My friend, my friend in the army. That's right.

My friend in the army literally found a cooked baby in in Afghanistan it is so evil that it's funny because I don't I can't register it as real. This is the future this is the future that liberals want. They want

cooked babies. That's why we have to overturn fucking Roe v. Wade. You want you want cooked babies? I didn't think so. I don't fucking cry because I'm sad and it's funny. Oh my

fucking God. Oh, before we, before we run out of time, we're not close to running out of time specifically, but before we run out of time for like specifically the topics, I do want to talk about this Dave Chappelle thing because this shit is wild.

What happened? Oh my lord. So are you, you know what happened, right? Uh, Sweeney? Yeah. Oh, shit. You're sweating.

He's thinking about them babies, man. He's thinking about that delicious baby. Some motherfuck. He's got, with fucking sweep, sweet baby rays on that motherfuckers I'm so stressed out out right now

it's not even funny why what's wrong the idea of a horse eating a baby out of a microwave is the most wild thing I can ever think of

it is such a like Dante's inferno that's Dante's inferno type shit you get to like the fucking sixth ring of hell and then you walk into a room

and there's a horse devouring a baby you're like what yeah it's like it's like It's like that painting of

Kronos eating his kid or whatever But it's a horse But it's a horse And there's a microwave involved Uh Oh, God Anyway

Dave Chappelle got tackled At a, What the fuck even was it? Was it a stand-up show? I'm confused I'm confused because The attendance was so bizarre

It was like Jamie Fox And Chris Rock But it was also like Busta Rimes So like, I'm like What the fucks?

It was probably in a very popular area. I don't know where at what city it was in. And I was like, oh yeah, I'm gonna show up

to Chappelle's show. Yeah. And it, yeah, because I would do, I mean, I, there would be a lot of

popular assholes that would always go to like the comedy store and stuff like that. Um, so it was probably like something like that. Yeah, but he was doing each other.

They all know each other. All the famous black people know each other, you know? So they're all probably just chilling. Yeah. Just hanging out. Yeah. Talking about how they didn't invite Tyler Perry.

I think. It's like, it's like, it's like, It's like the MetGala in like 2018. It was like that one year where Black Panther came out

and like us or Get Out came out and it was the one time the Met Gala was like predominantly black and then they were like we can never ever let this happen again

ever I forgot that that even happened the Met Gala happened as well Yeah, it did You know how I know the Met Gala happened is because there was a picture of Billy Eilish that

her tits were literally a millimeter from just exploding onto the entire fucking the entire thing. It was, I've never seen a bosom so constricted and like this, it seemed like it was just shaking, just ready. I was like, that is the, that doesn't look comfortable, but I appreciate you for doing that.

Yeah. You took, you took one for the team for being, it's like women when they wear those crazy ass heels and then they're fucking, you know, they just shred their fucking calves and stuff and they're all fucked up at the end of the day.

I'm like, I appreciate your sacrifice. They look like fucking elites. What's funny is that I was just there. I was just at the Met because I came back. You went to Met? I went to the Met because that's my favorite museum. But I went to the Met

and we were like, we couldn't go through the front. And Middle you were like, why can we go through the front? You fucking dickheads, obviously, because I was in New York, you know,

I became what I once was before I left. I was like the fuck you mean DeKat I don't want to go up the fucking stairs And they were like You can't be here Jesus Christ Yeah that looks so That looks so uncomfortable

But yeah I didn't actually see it You're watching it You're seeing it? Yeah I didn't actually see this That's the only reason I saw I saw that And my eyes obviously were like

Excuse me And then and it was like Oh it's it's her at the Met Gala And I was like Dude That looks insanely uncomfortable That's what I don't know She had large breast like that

That's crazy good for her I can tell because she would wear uh she would wear those giant shirts but there would be a huge bump over her giant shirts you know like so yeah it's it's it's not that surprising thirsty fucking like what do you call it like those monsters that were like just waiting for her to like dress in i hate that you actually snarled god damn but that's how i picture the what was it like a i think it was a family guy where they're uh they're picturing like some boston guy like a black guy trying to order like pizza or some shit like in boston and like the guy in the

counters just like snarling and shit because you know the whole they're all you know a type of you know what type of rap the Bostonians get you know the whole yeah so anyway I thought that was actually a pretty funny joke anyway yeah the Metcala happened and it was a very very tone deaf I feel like something at the oh yeah that was when the news broke about like Roeby Wade and then like everybody was at the Metcala and it was like a amusingly dystopian set of events happening side by side but so true um this Dave Chappelle thing he was doing a show and he got, I think they were wrapping the show up,

and he got tackled by somebody in the audience. And the guy was like, he had like this weird gun knife. It was like, the handle of the knife was a gun, but it was like a fake gun, and there was a knife coming out of the... It's very weird thing. Kingdom Hearts fucking weapon, asshole. It really was, it really was some,

it was like the weaviest shit I've ever seen someone carry. But like they... Get him, Sora. Yook. Sora used them. Glock 19 You Dave Chappelle shouldn't live

He'll just fucking Is that a registered firearm Mickey? I think He fucking So he tackles Dave Chappelle to the ground And then immediately gets beat to shit

They drag to the back He gets dragged to the back He gets He got dragged backstage by Buster Rhymes, Jamie Fox, Dave Chappelle, and a handful of other people.

And they just kick the shit out of this guy. And then they throw him out. And there's a video of him being put on a stretcher. And his arm is like, his arm is backwards. He looks like an Anianns pretzel.

And it's like the craziest video I've ever seen. I've never seen someone, someone's body bend in that way. What makes it so funny is that people that don't know, Jamie Fox is in very good shape for someone in their 50s so is Dave Chappelle and Buster Rimes

is an enormous human he's like six foot five like 400 pounds of muscle he's a huge person and they beat this one idiot most likely webe because they're the only

would I behave like that but they beat him so bad that it looked like they forced him to evolve into something else when they were taking him out of there. He looked like a different creature. I got to tell you, though, I feel like he got off very lucky with that many people stomping him out. Like, usually, I've seen casualties with less people getting stomped out. Oh, yeah. Like where they're just, they're just gone.

What happened is excessive force, man. You got to beat someone until they're no longer a threat. You can't kill that person because then you killed somebody. But you can beat them up a little bit. You can rough him up. With this dude having a weapon, he justifiably could have been stomped to death. Oh, yeah. And it's just like the fact that he didn't with that many feet stomping him was he got very lucky.

He's very fucking lucky. He's alive. They DDR him Boom boom boom Boom I want you in my room Oh man You know anyone that actually played that game

Oh yeah They like actually got into it A couple of them yeah I never got into it though I can never do it I just never It was too I felt too embarrassed

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live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomach kick every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication.

And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan. America's large injury law from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. What are you taught?

Whoa, that's a little, little, I did the rock thing. I'm proud of myself, but what do you mean, man? That's a little, you know, the people that play that game or of a certain, um, fucking, no, no, no, I'm talking about sweaty webs. It's not usually in ethnicity. It's, well, sometimes it is, but it's sweaty webs. I mean, I literally on my phone right now, the last time I went to a round one, uh, that arcade, I have a,

footage of a guy drenched in sweat just playing the game and I was like this disgusting like who who wants to be wants to play it after he's been on it what's crazy it's like he was working out at the fucking elliptical at the gym it was disgusting what's crazy is that I've seen people that look like gross

gross people that can't talk to girls playing it but I've also seen people that look fresh as fuck drip the fuck out playing DDR like they're like doing the steps they're like stepping off the board so they're actually dancing then they're like flowing back onto the board and I'm like yo that's fire that's heat but then yeah but they're rare though to play dDR well and to be like a pro is kind of different like I feel like there are people who do what you're talking about where they actually dance and they still do really really well but they're the people who like grab the bar and look insane

and then and then they just like they're just shaking and shaking and see their feet anymore. There's after images. He's just hovering. This looks like a fucking honey fucking hummingbirded shit. They just fucking do it. They look like Sonic. They look like Sonic but not going anywhere.

Yeah, their legs become an infinity. It's just like... Yeah, I don't know. I never got into it. Rhythm games in general are kind of hard for me, unless it's like guitar hero. but specifically with like my legs I have no I have no rhythm with my legs at all

like I just I can't figure that shit out like my dad could I look at my dad sometimes he's like tapping along to songs and he like it's insane because I feel like looking at my dad do that stuff

like you could have been a drummer probably because it's insane that's what I learned that's why I learned rhythm with my feet from because I was that kid that didn't stick with any instrument I played I fooled on the guitar the bass I've never looked all of them

but I learned learned how to keep rhythm with the kick of a drum. That's where I learned how to keep rhythm with my legs at least. I can't, like, do DDR, like, those fucking mongrels can because they're just, they're playing a different game in life than I am. But, like, I can definitely keep you with my feet and my freaking, my hand just like that. I can even do my fingers, too. It's just my, it's just my head.

Like, I can handle doing guitar and piano and having, like, my hands do separate things. But the second, like, my hands are doing separate things and then my feet are now in the mix it's like no they just don't work it takes a minute to get used to get to get to the to get the use to um because you have to keep the the first the first like thing you learn for a drum

is like one kick is like one kick snare one kick snare you have to keep doing over again and like switching them out that is the hardest thing to learn for drums then after you get past that everything it was way easier like learning to like have one beat with your foot then one

beat with the snare and always doing that. That was like, I couldn't do that for like months. And then eventually I got that. And I was like, oh, wow, this world's opening up to me. I don't want to play this much anymore. I'm going to watch porn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. It's crazy how many people are actually learning how to play drums when a guitar hero rock band became a thing. When they started getting the drums, yeah, a ton of people, because if you put it on expert, it's just playing the drums. And a lot of people, they just learned how to play the drums using those fucking things. and why is because they don't feel like they're learning like just like in a way that oh this is tedious they're like they're playing a game

which makes it fun all right it's it's kind of like the difference between when people say like oh I'm so dumb like I suck at school but then they have an encyclopedia of knowledge about Batman or fucking whatever they care about

or I'm like yeah you're not stupid you're just fucking don't give a shit about what you're learning in school true that's most people people like oh I'm not good with numbers it's like all right you don't know numbers you know exactly when it's literally Chris like oh I'm terrible at math I'm like all right what what day that Halo reached him out you could count back the days

and know the exact hour when you started playing it's like that's not that's not it's like all right dude sure you're not you're not I just I just memorize the day I just know what the dates are I don't I don't count back at all yeah sure you know you probably know about your favorite fucking FOV where it should be here and the points in this and you know you probably know velocity versus you probably Your FOV should be at 100 because that gives you the maximum range

Without minimizing your crossair I think 100 and Lut11 does Personally because I have Horb wise I need more on the screen But that's your opinion There's a stink bug on my monitor right now And it's pissing me off so much It's like

It's I'm I'm leaving it alone Because I think it would be amazing If it like crawled on the lens of the camera And it blew up You should Dave You should Dave Chappelle it right now Just stomp it right now Just stomp that's what you're talking about

So he gets stopped So he gets So he gets stop the fuck out You gets put out on a stretcher Apparently he's like some Maga rapper or something Like some weird I heard something about that

I heard something about that I don't know if that's true He definitely Yeah You could look at you could fact check This fucking guy Because he did survive He didn't kill him

Dave Chappelle did not kill this man With Jamie Fox And Buster Rives And Chris Rock Who was also there Awesome though But man, how serendipitous for Chris Rock to be there. Like, this is like the second time, like a black comedian gets assaulted on stage.

By another black, it's so interesting. No, it's not. It is kind of interesting. He couldn't wait. He couldn't wait. Was that Will Smith? He was like, oh, oh, oh, ha, ha, ha. Immediately, which was pretty great.

That was pretty good. I mean, you have to, if you have to make that joke, really. If that's like you, it's the obvious one, but come on, dude. You still have to say it. Like, you can't not say it. What was that, Will Smith? What makes it? Dude, they beat him the fuck.

And you know what's funny? They went back on stage and joked about it afterwards. That is some... Immediately after! That is some bad assery right there. It's like, it's like, the first time I ever saw that was there was this moment Eric Andre's show where this guy tries to run up on stage and shoot Eric Andre. and they tackle him and they beat him up.

And then Eric Andre goes, yeah, what's that guy's problem? And I'm just like, what the fuck? What is the idea of a like, I can hear it in his voice too. That's fucking awesome.

The idea of a real, because like I don't consider myself a comedian, but the idea of a real comedic mind, finding everything as a joke, like I would have been fucking terrified. Like, oh my God, am I going to keep doing this? Am I going to.

runoff stage, this motherfucker's first instinct was to tell a joke about that. That was his first reaction. It's like, bro. It's, it's, it's just the natural default for some people. Like, did you, like, was there at any point, like, during the live show that you got, like, super nervous at all? Oh, of course, the whole time. You were nervous the whole time?

The whole time. Really? Yeah. You seem pretty relaxed, so you hit it well. Yeah. I hide my fear very well. I'm always stressed out. I think we did a good job.

I think it was a really good show. I think it was good. I was low-key, like, really upset. Why? Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn, Safatee Valentine, a CV

as pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular a sleep cycle, get some exercise.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an

accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Oh, no, just because, like, I just, it was just unfortunate that I felt like I was in pain the whole time. I don't think it was, like, obvious. I think I hit it well, but, yeah, like I don't know I was like damn

I wish because I wanted what I wanted initially for the live show was to do a little bit more crowd work and kind of like move around

a little bit but I was like I'm not gonna do that I'm gonna pass the fuck out if I do that but what were you gonna say I don't know was I was I

was I talking about the the responding to what you were asking about the about being nervous or some shit or whatever I don't know what the fuck I think so my mind was doing

my mind is doing two different things around because I was listening to you, but then I was also seeing this stupid fucking, yeah, this toy gun thing that he did. Like, it looks like a, it looks like a cake. It looks like, you know, when you make, like, awesome shit out of cakes, that's what it looks like. I'm like, how it looks so stupid. But, um, by the way, no, the show was dope.

We, uh, we did, uh, I think we did very well. And I, oh, I was going to say that it was freezing. And that was the only thing that fucking threw me off a little bit. bit because, you know, it's supposed to be in a venue. It's supposed to be cold because a lot of people perform. They're moving around. So they get way too fucking hot. We're sitting there.

I'm in my fucking short shorts and stuff. And I was cold and I was afraid. I was like, oh my God, I think my teeth are going to start chattering, which would have been like fucking really stupid. But that's how cold I was. I was like, I was getting a nice gust of wind with my just completely air coming up my fucking crotch from the draft. It was just, it was very cooled.

But like everything, everything went well, though. that was pretty dope it's just it's fucking weird and surreal that like I've played to crowds playing music and it's just like it's cool this is like we're fucking sitting and talking and these people are cheering like we fucking like just did

like you know what I'm saying like it just seems yeah yeah I'm like dude we're sitting and talking we're cracking jokes and these motherfuckers are standing ovation I'm like what that's it was crazy bro it made me feel It made me feel weird. But telling a joke and having people laugh, like a few people in a room laugh is one thing.

But telling a joke and having a full crowd of people laugh at the shit you say is surreal. Yeah, there were people who were laughing that didn't know who we were, which was like the biggest compliment in the fucking world. Because like it's easy to, it's easy to like, you know, it's a, it's a show and people are fans and people are always going to be really cool on the show. And they're going to, they're going to like episodes. that even sometimes when we're done with an episode, sometimes I think like, oh, that wasn't the best one ever, or we could have done a little bit better, or I could have done better here. Usually all the comments are super positive.

And it's one thing to kind of look at that from a lens of like, oh, this is the audience. But when it's just like new people who just don't really know us as a unit and they're laughing along with us and they're like contributing in that way, it's like really fucking cool. And it made me hungry to do it more. Like I would For sure, for sure I would love to do this more often But 100% I mean

And that should Because Like you just said earlier You say you don't consider yourself A comedian But I don't know what else you would I know what you're saying per se But this is what

That's exactly what a comedian does I get it You know Like a comic Like a comic They perform to a crowd And they You know

Make them laugh And hopefully they have a good time So that's Yeah they're also They're also comedians Like, there's a lot of British comedians who aren't stand-up comedians. You know what I mean? Like, they're just comedians.

Like, there is a difference between stand-up and just doing comedy. But I don't know, man. I thought we did great. I'm super happy with it. Shout out to all you guys for coming out. And also, shout out to the guy who, the first person who showed up to the VIP meetup gave us fucking pirates stagnetty's revenge. That fucking porn that I brought up on a whim like 30 episodes ago, apparently, according to him. You brought it with you, Derek, as long as you got it.

Someone has it. Hold on, hold on. Yeah, keep talking. I might have it. You can't show it, though. I can show the fucking cover. Not the back. Is there no nudity on the cover?

There's no nudity on the cover. Yeah, I don't know. I figure it's porn. There's definitely not. Yeah, no, there's definitely not. It looks like a legitimate, it's like a legitimate, if you didn't know what it was,

like if you were like a boomer, you just be like, oh, I wonder which sequel this is if you only saw the front. Then the back, it's just degeneracy. That's why I clicked on it when I was a kid when I was like really, little, I was like, what is this pirate movie? It looks like Johnny Depp's pirates.

Just that they're all girls. That sounds cool. Uh-oh. So they're all girls. Hold on, all I keep talking. Yeah, he's going to go find it. But the, yeah, that was one of the, that was the first thing that showed up, then obviously the slapchop and a couple of other things. It's, uh, it's just really, yeah, there it is.

Look at it first. Observe it first. Make sure. No, it's, it's just like, it's like a legitimate cover. That's not a bad cover at all Oh, these are just attractive women in parts of the Caribbean I'm going to watch this I'm a child Who is it? Who are the headlining names?

So I know one of them Her name's Bella Donna because I explained this at the show There was when I was in like seventh grade or who whatever I was a young teen I discovered squirting and I was like, this is the, I've never seen anything like this before.

And when I type that in to just see what's all about, there was a girl that came up named Cytheria, squirting queen or squirt queen or whatever. Oh yeah. And then it said, Bella Donna does something with Sytheria. I mean, who? So I know who Bella Donna is. When I'm looking, I think it's the one on the bottom.

I can't really tell because they look very similar other than the two blondes. Sasha Gray is the name that I recognize, but I don't know who that is. Oh, yeah. She's famous. Yeah. Yeah.

Jesse Jane, I mean, that sounds like a fucking cowgirl. Riley Steele. Who's that, I don't know. Katsuni. Is there an Asian girl?

Okay, that's obviously an Asian girl. You know, of course you do. Of course, she's probably on anime and shit too on. Yes. What do you? Yeah, I got you.

So disrespectful. Stoya? Disrespected. Justoya. Wait, Gabriella Fox. Oh, yeah. I was thinking of... Yeah, yeah.

Soya, definitely. You definitely know soya. All right. I do know. I do know. I do know, soya. God damn. His Gabriel of Fox.

Who's, wait, no, that's Gabriel Union. I don't know why. Who's... Vivica A Fox. That's like them mixed together. It's like Vivi A Fox and Gabriele Union mixed together. And whoever made this, it's June. J-O-O-N-E, a June film.

Who the fuck spells June like that? I don't know. I hope that's the last name. Or some stupid parent. God bless him. Let's name our kid June with two Eos. Because we fucking suck. We want our kid to get beaten up.

But yeah. Thank you. That's a stage name. That can't be someone's a real fucking name. I hope. But why would you pick that? Like, wouldn't you pick like, like, Mr. Sex or something? Mr. Sex.

It's me. It's me. Mr. Sex. and this is my sidekick, friend fuck. You gotta admit that name goes hard though. Like your name is just Mr. Sets. It's like, Go into questions?

Yeah. Yeah, let's go into questions now. By the way, I couldn't, I was trying to search for that guy who fucked up Dave Chappelle, or not fucked him up, try to tag him and see what he was about, but I was trying to read this article,

but whatever. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't matter. I give up. Yeah, don't tackle comedians. How about that? How about don't do that? It's a very good idea.

All right. Let's see. Yes, Peter, you are me, I am you, and this is a gun, rodent. And he says, hey, that's such a, hey, would you consider

Darth Vader black since he's voiced by a black man? But, Darth Vader's Anakin Skywalker. He's not a black man. No, no, no. Anakin Skywalker is a white man. We're talking about Darth Vader.

Darth Vader is Anakin Skywalker. No, I understand that. But Darth Vader is... What do you mean? That's the same character. That's like saying that Spider-Man, it could say the N-word because while he's Spider-Man, he's ambiguous. No, it's still Peter Parker.

No, well, can Black shoot Spider-Man? No. I'd be fine with it. I'd be fine if Peter's a digger. I wouldn't trip, but I'd be like, he wouldn't. The question isn't about the N-word. The question is just like, would you consider Darth Vader black since he's voiced by a black man? No, I consider his voice actor black.

That's so silly. But Arbiters' Black. But Arbiters, Keith David. That's not the same thing. No, no, no, no. Arbiter is voiced by Keith David. Keith David is black. Arbiter is black.

Your brain's confused. You're not thinking. Okay. Actually, it's not old it. Arbiter. He's definitely correct. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. The difference between Arbiter and Vader is that there's a point where Vader is straight up a white man.

So he's not black. But Arbiter is Keith David always. There's never a point where there's two characters that are Arbiter. Thalvodam is always a black man. So in my heart So are you saying So by that Are you saying that he's he's putting on black face

As Darth Vader Is that what you're saying? In extent, yes Like Sonic Sonic original Sonic The Jaliel White was Sonic In the fucking 2000s Or in the early 90s

And He can say to N-word Oh What What's on the camera now Hi I'm Dr. Jacobin And I'm the host

of Beyond the script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to, be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle

modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Oh, come on. It hasn't gotten in the view yet. Damn it. Ah, what a dickhead. It comes down. It looks like a person.

It has Chris's face. But it's a bug. That was so fucking scary. No, anyway, yeah, we got that out of the way. I guess he's in blackface, so that that settles it. Yeah, so that's definitely not the best thing. dog. I don't know how to read this because it's a bunch of French shit, it looks like.

Fun fact, Felix Fowray, French president from 1895 to 99, died while getting head. Have a nice day. I don't believe that. That doesn't sound right to me. King shit. Probably is. I hope it was not why I was taking a shit too, like classic Blumpkin. That's what happens when you die anyway, right?

Sometimes. It's more or less. Sometimes you see your house. If you have one in the chamber, if you have some in the chamber, then you do shit your pants or you die. But if you don't have anything in the chamber, you don't just magically summon shit.

Yeah, but what are the odds of you being just perfectly? You know what I mean? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't usually have shit just piling up in my ass. How often do you shoot a day?

I only shit like once a day. I try to, I try to get off two. How often do you should a day? One the morning, one in the evening? I certainly once a day. He doesn't. Six times.

Six times a day. I should once a day. I will never fucking forget this. I knew a kid in fucking fourth grade who insisted that he shat in the shower because it was the cleanest way to do it. And he didn't use any toilet paper. And when he grew up, he would never have to spend money on it.

And I hope that kid is okay. Bro, uh, it's fucking those drains, man. Yeah, that's a fucking, you waffle stop and down? Would he actually wobble stop it?

I didn't ask. I wasn't even having a conversation with him. He just gave this information to me. And I didn't ask about that. Where'd you go to school, Chris? Jesus Christ. Catholic school. Their parents just never taught him how to use the toilet proper.

Yeah, or worse, they taught him that. Yeah, they, well, I mean, I guess he would, they would have to. Yeah, it's like, listen, son. Listen, son, everything's clean here anyway. It's a clean machine. never dirty if you shit in the shower. You're never dirty. I know motherfuckers that would take showers

after they shit and then I was like dude, you know there's a bidet like you should get one. And like it then it was like a whole new world. Bro, I've, that like opened up the whole new world. The times up, every time I went on Airbnb's, I'm very anal about getting bidetes now. Because they're just the best way.

Was that a pun? Was that a pun? Did you honestly just pun? No. Was that a pun? Was it supposed to be a pun? It was totally unintentional but it was dope. That was an unintentional About badees Yeah, cool But

That was an unintentional pun I'm very I'm very specific I want one I want one every time And now After using a bidet And angelic

Angelic experience on a toilet Well bro you can't go Look at the hard It's hard to go back It is dude Like a couple of places I live had bidets Um

Now unfortunately didn't have the Self-Heating ones Because that's like I don't want That's dangerous You get the self-heating ones And you literally can't use anything else. The heated one's Lord Christ, bro.

You're just going to get fucking hemorrhoids because you're just never going to want to stand the fuck up. He's just going to stay on there all day. He's going to sit there until your fucking whole body prolapses into the fucking drain. Bruch, sad. It's just skin. It's just skin.

Yo, bro. Like, man, I crawls in my skin. It starts parading. I'm Kingston. I'm Kingston. I'm Kingston up. The fucking snake. The snake that crawls up the drink.

Oh my god. I'm Kingston, I'm Kingston. Look at me. Oh my fucking God. Look at me. Like anyone ever says that. Look at me. Look at me.

I'm Kingston. Imagine, imagine you're trying to disguise. Look at me. You're trying to actively disguise yourself as someone else. And your best idea is. to draw a ton of attention and say, look at me, look at me, I'm the person that I'm not that you think I am. Look at me.

Don't I act like Kingston? It works. It's like the fucking, it's like the men and black, uh, uh, the sugar water guy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. I saw videos, I saw videos of him trending earlier today for some reason. it was like the caption

It was just absolute lunatic performance And it was him just like It's Benafrio right That Vincent Danfrio? Yeah it's Vincent DeNafrio What makes it crazy is that Dude I love I love Marvel shit

Right I love Marvel shit I'm a huge comic fan I like the Marvel Cinematic Universe Still even if some people don't like it You know I'm still a fan of it But God be praised His performance in Daredevil

Was so fucking good dude Like we just can't Every character in Marvel could and should have a show at that caliber. Every character has at least one or two storylines. One or two storylines that could be that quality of good. Every character. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget

or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle, that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms.

Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you.

But we'll never get that. What about that wheel character? The big wheel, sorry, every main comic. Professor X? No, he's, not, no, which he's talking about the big wheel literally. But the thing is that every, every, like, famous Marvel character, like Spider-Man, Iron Man, Captain America, Moon Knight, you know, Deadpool,

all of them have the contact and the fucking store. Every character has at least one story that's like, damn, this is just straight up good. And we're never going to get that quality of stuff ever again. Oh, hell no. And it sucks because Disney could really make shit that could be like, there's a reason why these characters have endured for so long. And they have some people that love those because they have,

they have the chops to be fantastic. But Disney's like, nah, man, it's got to be all the same, all similar. Yeah, it's just in general, man,

because even like, let's say, as much as people enjoyed the Batman, I watched it and I was like, oh, that was pretty good. But, I mean,

like, when you compare it, like, compare it everything now. Like, you compare everything to Daredevil. Yeah, it just, I'm like, this is, this is the standard. Like, this is the fucking standard.

In all fairness, though. And amazing choreography and amazing acting. In all fairness, though, Batman took a lot from their daredevil. It took a lot from Daredevil, visibly, visually. It took a ton. Oh, sure. And that's why the Batman was so good. But I think that's, I think that's a, I think that's a good idea.

I just feel like it's, it's, it's, it's just, I guess at the end of the day, first of all, I don't know what the hell Chris is doing. He's like fucking He's having aneurysm. Sherlock fucking Sherlock Potter or something. Sherlock missing a chromosome over here, bro. Like something. Does Sherlock home actually smoke a

piper? Is that just some bullshit some people? My name is Sherlock I can't find my home. He was smoking straight ether. He was smoking straight ether. Straight up just I'm just I thought you were so fucking brilliant.

He's so smart because his brain is in a fifth dimension. That's why he's so smart. Dude, what the hell was the question? We went to bidetis and then to fucking daredevil. What the fuck was it? Ether. Oh, because we were talking about this guy's name who was talking about the French president from 1895 dying while getting head. Hopefully dying on the toilet.

Anyway, that guy whose name I already read so I won't read it again. That was the name. We didn't even get to the question. Yeah, we didn't even get to the question. And he said, he said, hey, my bro, bros, is it cross-dressing? If you play as a character of the opposite sex in a video game. No, it's stupid. It's not stupid.

That's dumb. That's just, like, what? If you, if you, so if I, if I'm playing fucking Street Fighter and I, and I do fucking Rainbow Mika, that's all cheeked up to hell. He was just fucking ridiculous. Her thighs are big. And her fucking. Titties are big and her ass is big. They're just like, yo.

Like they just, the most horniest people. The most titties are big, her asses big, her pussy's big. I like, fucking, I like big pussy. I was 10 years old when that game came out. I was like, this, this, literally this character was made for 10 year olds. Like someone was like, oh, like, you're just starting to get a tickle in your balls. And this guy's like, we need to get these niggas to buy this game. Create a bitch.

They watched, everybody watches WWF right now. Make a bitch that's a wrestler that her thighs are bigger than these horny kids bodies and her tits will fucking like crush their heads and I was like I need this that is the kind of character that makes somebody digging their pants that'll make a teenage boy digging his like he's looking for like he's looking for his keys and his mom's purse with a shovel with a shovel with digging equipment that that shit that should that should change my DNA bro that fucking game like they say like chung lee was always a bad bitch but then when I was already like, oh, she fought off a two is dope.

I love this. I love this series. And then three, when they were showing the roster and I was just like, I was just like, oh. What's that? This is the, yeah, dude, Chunley, this is the greatest game I've ever seen in my fucking life. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, got too many clothes on, bro. She has too much clothes on, but she got, she got a big old ass behind her.

She got some nice titties. She's very cool. It's always, it's always, it's always been about Cammy for me. It's, I like, and especially when she would do that winning pose where she would show her ass. Then she would turn around And I'm like, yo, don't do that. Don't fucking do that to me. Look, look, look, I am trying to keep my, I'm trying to keep my pants clean.

Don't do that. Don't do that shit to me. Look, I'm a, I'm a connoisseur of female fighting game characters because I usually play as female fighting game characters, you know? Like my favorite character in Smash Bros. The play is Lucina. You know, my favorite street fighter character to play is Chun Lee or other than Ken is Chun Lee or Armica because she'd be thrown at ass at people, you know.

You know, Ivy is my girl. Girl in Street Fighter and I'm not, I'm in freaking Soul Calibur. So Calibur. And then in, um, what's it called? There's, I'm trying to remember the fighting game's name. And it's, uh, you know my from S&K, bro? Yes. From fucking, from fucking fighters.

But then there's another, there's another, good Lord. There's another female character. If I'm in killer instinct, the girl with the lightsaber batons. Oh, work it, bro. Oh my fucking God, bro. She had, she had an ultimate, she had an ultimate, which is her, um, which is equivalent of, uh, what you call it fatality

yeah her ultimate was fucking flashing her tits and it killed you yes she would literally

flash her tits and you would die and then you would die she would show you what in what game killer instinct

putting killer instinct um put an orchid ultimate or just put an orchid like flash put an orchid flash or probably be better

and then the character's eyes pop out of the head and they die it's fucking awesome wait I have to see this.

You have to. Fuck. And Orchid's dope in killer scene because she had the, in the original one, she had the, the, the,

the, the, the, the, the lengthiest combo. Because of what you're, how you're able to, to extend it

with her fucking triple kick, floppy thing, where it's flying all over, plays and shit, with them fucking sabers and stuff. Oh my God, that's so fucking ridiculous. She really put the ice pop out of the head.

She killed a dinosaur with it, bro. She flashed a dinosaur and a dinosaur was like, what? Dinos. The dinosaur just wanted meat. And then he just saw these tits. He's like, wait a minute.

My DNA. He's like, this, I shouldn't want to fuck you. But I do when he died. He died when he died. When that clicked, when that idea clicked in his mind, he was like, oh, I'm dead. Dude, his eyes just. That shit's awesome, right? It's so ridiculous.

And then when she wins? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then it goes, if you do a superb job, it goes to the screen and the screen and go, Supreme Victory. And her tits are like on the fucking screen and shit. And I was like, yeah. You know what's funny, too?

It's like, because I see a lot of you who are like, man, it's like, man, if you just want, if you just want porn, right, you just go look at porn, why do games have to be so fucking objectifying? It's like, it's not even that. It's just like, it's just a pleasant thing to see. Fuck you. You know what I mean? Fuck those guys. I hope they get me up. I look at this.

And I look at these, like, Cammy victory poses and shit, I'm like, damn, I miss where games were this just shameless about it. Like, I feel like, I feel like we reverted at some point, like to like a more like, like, we're very meek and very like afraid of this shit now. But it's like, dude, this shit was the best. Sex positive feminism was this shit. This is why a lot of us were so upset when there was a bunch of motherfuckers like shitting on it where they were being very negative about it. Like, oh, stop objectifying women. I'm like, these women want to do that. It is their fucking choice to do it.

And we love it. They love it. That's what bothers me. choice it that's what bothers me more than anything else because people have the right to be okay with their bodies that's just simply how it's supposed to be and if people like if if if if there are characters who are attractive there's nothing wrong with that there have been attractive male characters since the dawn of fucking stories dude just let there be a romance novels with those they all look like what's that guy's name fabio or whatever the captain america it was

like dude bro just let it rock Henry Caval bro Henry bro that image you're talking about I know a beautiful man in the what it what's up there's an image of Captain America where his chest is like 75% of his body oh no oh by Rob La

Michael terrible costume that's the best fucking drawing dude I love when they did the the Sam Wilson Captain America for the poster for Disney Plus somebody modified it to be that it's the fucking he literally looks exactly the same that was the best I love that someone

that. But dude, it's like, it's so fucking, I don't know, it's, it's, it's really, it's really irritating that like it got to this, this place because it just, I feel like we were on such a good track. I feel like something really bad happened, like, early, early 2010s. Like, early 2010, something drastic shifted, and I don't know what the fuck it was. Because, like, I genuinely feel like we were getting towards a point where we were almost, I feel like there was a point where we were on our way to not even really caring about anyone's like gender you know what i mean like we didn't even we didn't give a shit uh it was like getting to that point or like getting to the point where it's like hey everything's fine man sex uh sexy

images in in television's fine it's not a big deal no one's freaking the fuck out it was only fox news that was tripping up about that shit and then suddenly we just took like a couple steps back and now it's like hi i'm dr j Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan.

America's Large Injury Law from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Everything's stupid. For me, I feel like people always cared about it. People always bothered about it. But what happened is that as a kid, we grew up around people who weren't, for the most part, complete fucking maniacs. So, you know, when people in our groups and our areas are like, oh, that woman wants to be

attractive and go around looking attractive, by all means, that's fine. We're not from the whole. Think of the Midwest. That place is so backwards and empty and fucking full of tornadoes and fucking hills have eyes motherfuckers that they couldn't possibly be fine with everything. You know? Like, it's just that I guess. I don't know. The world got bigger to us.

Those motherfuckers. Those motherfuckers never had any hand in the media. They didn't. This is the thing that was so, this is the thing that was so upsetting. It was people that have always been in control, typically left-leaning people. who live in in San Francisco or on the

Northwest you know that usually a lot of game developers and a lot of people in the industry and just industries in general

certain people started getting in those positions and they started being very sex negative because and the reason why is because they were

angry how men objectify and treat a lot of those women that are very sexy you know even though it's their choice to do it

it's kind of like a like zombie unicorn if you guys remember that woman that was mad at those booth girls at like the, I don't know if it was E3, I can't remember what it was. But there was like those bang energy chicks.

I don't know what you mean. They were like they were promoting bang energy and those girls, they're happy to have a job. They like being scantily clad. You know, they chose the job. They went out for it and they're getting paid probably pretty well. And she's mad at that shit. And I'm like, this is this is not cool because then there was people that actually had a lot of influence that were getting those jobs.

And therefore, Japan, who's one of the most degenerate countries, ever had to fucking censor Rainbow Mika slapping her ass before she starts her fucking match. Like in the street fighter fucking five all the sudden. Full circle for Derek. A full circle, bro. I remember when it's like, oh, hell yeah. Do we're getting new fucking R. Mika's fucking Street Fighter 5 or whatever? And then all of a sudden they showed her slapping her ass and doing her little thing like point.

And then they're like, we got to cut it out because there's some people with influence complaining. And I'm like, what the fuck is? They don't, get the fuck out of here. Get out of your game, bro. Get out of my life. Stay out of my fucking life. And that, and it's like, that is such a, I want people to remember that when there was people, particularly bred to people that said, oh, these motherfuckers. I'm like, dude, there was a specific reason why we were complaining.

Yeah. It was dumb shit like that. It's not whatever's going on today. Dude, I will never, I will never forget the, uh, there was like a, a video. or like an image of Anita Sarkesian she was at Bungy and she was talking about sexism in video games

and she brought up a slide of of people in the tower in Destiny 1 and men and women sit differently in Destiny they have different sitting emotes especially at that time

like they just had like different now there's like a bunch or you could pull out a chair out of nowhere they're all sort of neutral now definitely They're all like whatever, but like back then it was like men and women had different default sitting animations. And that was brought up as an example of sexism and game design. And I could not fucking believe it. Because it was the dumbest shit.

It wasn't even like women were sitting there sitting with their pussies flashed open and men were like stroking their dicks while they were sitting. It wasn't like some fucking obnoxious shit. It was just they had the normal titan sit, which was like this. you know, and then there was like the, the females were just like kind of like on their side like this. It wasn't crazy. Oh no. Oh no.

No, no, no. She did the same thing with Arkham City, bro. Chris. She did the same thing with Arkham City. Yeah. What makes it, look, this is the end of the comments for me. People don't understand the idea that different does not mean less. Yeah.

Different does not mean less. It doesn't. that has always confused me my whole life, you know. Men and women are not the same. But that does not inherently mean women are less than men. We can still be equal, though we're different. The same are people that go through. Everyone is different from everybody else, but does not mean that one is bad.

And that's such a fucking cancerous thing because maybe somewhere in Nisa Sarkesian's mind, like, I'm trying to help, but she just sounds stupid. Not her particularly, but there are some women, they think they're doing something good, not her, but there are some women that think like her. Let's be real, right? Every single form of media, right? Women, when they're shown in a sitting pose, they're sitting usually more elegantly, because women more often than are depicted as more elegant than men.

Now, I have no problem with a female titan sitting like a fucking juice head, you know, like fucking lifting ways that she's sitting. But also I have no, because I, myself, as a male hunter, have that same sitting emote where you're lying down on your side and your hands like your hands are in front of you because that sitting emote looks elegant and I like that one. And it looks funny. Yeah, I don't know. Because my hunter has a bunch of sniper rifles and he's sitting like that, you know? but it's just people just people argue and they go after the dumbest things when there are so many huge huge huge problems dude like it's yeah there's a million there's a million worse things happening right now huge problems going on the game but but but it's but whatever who fucking cares there's a bunch of i'm getting upset thinking about it think of that whole cosby room sweet bro that's it was probably brought up years before it became a big thing and they're like This is sexism and video game.

It's like, nah, not the women not being hired or not the women that, you know, we got to hear about men's erect dicks all day. Again, again, again, that's why exactly, like I said, there was a reason why some of us, I think there was quite a few of us were making video specifically about that where I'm like, okay, video games, these little things, oh, Batwoman, the way that she walks, she's walking too sexy and sexes. spaghetti strap people complaining about they can't wear spaghetti straps in high school

it was these things that I'm like I don't give a fuck about this shit it was other it was literally like women getting acid thrown on their faces in the Middle East I'm like I care about that shit it was very simple where it was like it was that was mainly and unfortunately there were some chuddy ass people

that kind of hopped on and were like oh yeah fuck women and I'm like I didn't say that at all I didn't say that at all bro dude I recently just recently I had this thing on Twitter where I was talking about the whole Roe v. Wade thing. And I'm like, yeah, you know, like,

I don't like that this is potentially being overturned at all. And somebody was like, oh, I see your catering to your new left-wing audience. And I'm like, dude, I have tweeted this exact opinion for the last eight years minimum. Like, this is not, I was, it wasn't even a, it's not like I'm hiding this show. I literally did a video, too. It was when Jordan Hunt kicked that woman on the street. He did a spin kick. He did a spin kick.

That was a proper roundhouse. That was a proper roundhouse. He even set first. He even set first before he did it. And I was like, he put his hands. He put his hands. And I was like, yo, he's not going to do it. He can't go fall.

And he did it. I literally in that video, like, had a whole section that was like, hey, I'm a pro, I'm a pro, I'm a pro choice guy. Here's a good, here's a good. It was like a joke argument. It was like a genuine, like, it's not like I've hid this. It's just so bizarre the shit that people just refuse to hear. They just spike telling them.

What this is, I feel like what happened is they saw some stuff of yours that they liked and they just immediately assumed he's just like me for one thing. Like you probably made a video about calm down Anita or somebody. Yeah. And then he's just like, yeah, I fucking hate women too. He's just like, oh yeah, like fucking, they definitely need everything stripped of them. Like, you know what I mean? Like, they just go in a complete. We can't control who absorbs our media, you know, and that's a problem.

Like, you never said that. You never said that. And then they just bestowed it on you. It's crazy. But it's people that happen to me too, dude. Like, I don't know how anyone could ever think I'm right wing based on all the wildly like the shit I post a wild shit. But I don't post anything that's like. And women statistically are words.

And it's like, no, I'm kidding, obviously. I'm always gushing about how much I love my girlfriend. Whenever something like this always comes up, I'm always very vocal about it. That's pretty annoying to be fair. It's annoying. Oh, of course. It's annoying to me and I'm doing it. You know, but then like people like I say like, oh, I'm really against like, you know, police brutality.

It's like, wow, swan, your fucking change of your tune. It's like, when the fuck have I? I will say, I will say, I will say this. I'm totally in favor of police brutality. I think they should kill all in this question. Not all, well, you, but... That's you. This is my genuine opinion.

This is my genuine opinion. This is my, look at me, look at me. This is my real opinion. Stop. Stop. It's going to be you. It's going to be, this is the exact podcast. I'm going to bring to the table.

And they're going to be like, if they beat everyone equally, I wouldn't, I wouldn't care. It would be fine. I would hate it because it'd be over policing. And that'd be terrible. You guys are not fixing problems. It would be, it would be bad, but it would at least, it would at least be like less hypocritical. It would be less hypocritical. Everyone says.

You should I'm gonna go see Dr. Strange tonight and the cops are gonna shoot me. You're fucking excited. Yeah, I'm seeing it tonight. Yeah. I do. I'll see it.

Copyright issues ruin everything, bro. Stume McGrath is my favorite fucking villain. And it's not a Schumegraff. And it's not a Schmogaraghan. And that's what I'm saying. And that's what I'm saying. Now I'm like, I'm not excited because

literally he's my, I had a band called Schumegorath and a fucking podcast called the Chaos Dimension. Like that's my favorite niggum. First and foremost, Derek, the fact that Shuma Gorath is your favorite villain is the most insane shit ever. I know Shumagrath because of Marvelous Capcom 2. And then I did like a deep dive on Dr. Strange like six years ago. So I was like, oh, I understand.

He's one of the like the dark lords of the Demetians with Dormamo and shit. You know, I learned that. Is he that eye? He's the eye. He's a really tiny one in the game. He's the, that he steals your life. He's the squid eye, nigger. He turns into the story.

own sometimes and I was like I didn't know that dude when I looked up what he was actually Schumegrois nothing like he is in Marvel 2 he's a literal magic monster in like the regular comics I'm like oh so it's like you think about all those like any of those that are tied to that fucking universe like black heart and shit they're monsters the way that they betrayed him in these games you can't tell how fucking evil and fucked up these people are like I just like I also I love interdimensional and I love cosmic shit. So that's why like Annie Schumegraith is just a cool design.

It's just a fucking eye with tentacles, dude. Come on. That's perfect end time. I mean, nothing. I wouldn't know that. All right. Next question. Let's not talk about.

Yeah. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. I wouldn't know that. Let's see. The Papini Brothers Emporium of bullet-filled uncles wrote in. He says, hello, my three. Much like the heat-seeking briefcase from Hitman 3.

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A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic, stomach aches. Like, I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeartRadio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts.

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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The rules are, I'm not going to read these rules because it's too restrictive. You want us to be creative with this. Listen, listen, I will say, wasn't there like a conversation that you and I were having, Kingston, like, years ago about like a theoretical, Destructo disc is a very slow one. It was Jalen. Jalen was like... Like, imagine for a moment, you piss... Imagine for a moment, you're like, I don't know, you're walking... You're walking through the street in the city, and then like you knock into someone and you make them drop their groceries. And he turns around, he's fuming at you. You go like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And he's not sorry enough.

Destructo disc. And he throws a destructo disc at you, but it moves wildly slow. one inch an hour maybe it's like a real so but it's always following you it's always on your tail it's always it always knows where you are it can't you can't hide from it what makes it crazy is that incredibly slow it would be on the news it would be on the news

it's destroying places you know yeah it's like cutting through things and people slowly and stuff like that like somebody walks out of a room you know like you're like he throws my throws you know and like it always goes straightforward Because the shortest distance seems to point straight forward. So he's just somebody's like resting on the wall.

He's like, yeah, man. And then all of a sudden he feels a destructo disarrasing at his back. And he's like, ah! And it slowly just moves through him into a room and keeps going. No. No, but that's the thing. It would never be able to take anybody by surprise. It would never be able to do that because it's moving like one inch an hour max.

It's moving as slow as that. Like it'll never hit you. Well, no. No, but to. that it's always it's always making progress towards you that should would get to you

it would become angry I can be honest I could I can be content because I could just fly to the other side of the world and live there I can literally calculate how long it would take me to get there

and then move again which would take no no but you have to understand this is a floating thing in three dimensional space so this is like if you let's say you fly to the other side of the world

the destructo disc is now going down into the into the earth the forward forward forward forward forward it's going forward towards you

depending on where you are so it's theoretically like cutting through people's houses it's like a huge thing it doesn't abide by the rules of gravity no it's it just the only rule is where are you that's the real

because the idea of it the idea of you because what if you like go live across the planet like I'm living over here and you don't actually understand how fast or slow one hour is and then like

you come to relax and then you wake up and it's in your room and you're like what the fuck and now your whole house is dangerous you know your whole house is dangerous that's that's that's the thing too where it's like at some point it's one of those things where this thing moves so slowly

that if you move far away from it and you don't have to think about it for a while you probably just have to assume that it's just gone you know it's just not like I haven't thought about this thing in years. Like, and it hasn't been like a real problem in my life at all for like the last like year and a half.

Like, is this thing even following me anymore? And then you wake up one day. It's in your house. Your kid is screaming. It's bright. At one point, you can calculate it. You can calculate it. Even if it comes directly towards you, even if it like, say, maybe you don't know that at first

because you're just assuming it's going to travel around the world like you. Because of like gravity, you're thinking that it's just going to like bring it around the world. if it's just going to cut through the crust on the core of the earth, then once you figure that out, then you can move again and be like, okay, this is where it is and this is where I am, and then you can calculate the next time it'll meet you wherever you're going to be.

So you can live a good life until that fucking day where you know it's just going to show up out from under the ground into your house. It just comes out on a slant. What makes that, and by the way, where's the asshole that fucking did that? Do you whoop his ass? What do you do?

If you kill him, does it go away? Can he stop it? Yeah, because I feel like it should be like a spell. We never establish the lore of this thing. We just kind of assume that we do. We never establish a lore on anything. We just make things and there's always consequence, but we never stick around long enough to deal with the consequences.

I don't know, man. I always, I don't even answer that question. I just like the idea. It just, that idea reminded me of that destructive. I got a destructive discoming your way. I think unanimously that's the answer. Just that sounds awesome. That shit would tax your mind eventually.

Because you know it would be funny. What if the speed altered a little bit? Not a lot, but like a little bit. So there's one period of time where it's further ahead than it should be and it's gonna fuck with the guy's mind. Like, wait, no, that's not the calculation.

I know my fucking math, right? I know global tilt. I understand how big the planet is in diameter. What the fuck's going on? Just fuck with it. You're making an expansion pattern. right now. Oh, no, that's the best.

Yeah. This is, this is the blood and wine of this destructive. I just started playing the Witcher 3 again because I,

I, to be honest, I never finished it, so. Yeah, people, people got, people were upset that it wasn't on

the sacred symbols list for the top 25. That's, interesting, blood and wine is so, well, objectively,

like, I hate to, I hate to, to discredit you guys. It should have been up there over some other stuff. Well, here's the thing. Out of top 20?

It should have been up there. Here's the thing, though. It should have been, and yet no one noticed. I mean, I noticed. Until I, no, you didn't. I definitely, because Lily's brother said, where's Witcher.

I so think of CD Project Red as, like, a PS4, it doesn't even compute when I think about, you're playing that shit. You're playing those games on fucking PC or something. That was, yeah, that was one of the reasons, but also, I don't know, man like I just I never got sucked into the witch and I also never finished it Colin never finished it doesn't ever finish it that's that well that's that's

that's respectful as a fan never finish I get it I will say Jesus Christ I'm trying to finish it the fucking quest are too long you know what's crazy and it's not a bad thing it's not a bad thing it you get them you get your money's worth for that fucking game oh yeah Jesus Christ I'm trying to move on to the next thing and though I'm just doing a favor for like fucking somebody and it's fucking took me an hour just to do this one side quest i'm like i what's crazy is for me that game so for me witcher and red there were the two games that at first i wasn't really enjoying them i was having a fine time playing them but i wasn't enjoying them and then there was a point in witcher where um where you spoiler alert have you finished a game and

do you know the game then how far are you oh me oh no i just i'm not far into it. I just met up with the Yenifer for the first time. Okay. Before that point, there was a point where you meet some guy in the area you're at and I got so hooked on that game and then you get to a point with the game should end and it doesn't.

And like, I, like, maybe for like, maybe like a month straight I was just playing Witcher every, because it was around when I was doing that. I was playing every fucking night because it was so good. And like, I can't really think of a game

that has that degree of like story Witcher is like the opposite of Eldon Ring where the gameplay Yeah You're totally Not always the most right But the story's so good

And Eldon Ring is The complete opposite If they can combine those two Then the fucking The Angels will open up The gates have them split open You can't do that It's impossible

Yeah I actually don't think it is I think there's diminishing returns The second you choose to do do something like that, I think. You've got to make a choice. Yeah, I think you have to make a choice. I think you can accommodate both groups. Because the games,

the games with the best stories typically don't have gameplay that matches, and vice versa, really. Like fucking Dragon Nade's origin. So, fucking great fucking story. So interactive. I'll fucking literally put it down

when it's time for combat. I'll go make myself a sandwich while I fucking, then just, all right, map out my shit, and then I'll leave. And then you have a game, and then you have a game like Tetris,

which I think plays perfectly, but like, there's nothing to it. Tedd is a compelling story. I think they would have stopped video games then. They would have been like, all right. No more. This media is dangerous.

There's no way it can be good. This medium is dangerous. We can't have this exist. Sorry. Somebody wrote it. He was like, how dare you put Tetris Effect? I'm like, you should play Tetris Effect. You fucking hated it, and then you played it for a little bit, and then you realized

that it's a fucking good ass game. I never hated it. I was bad at Tetris. It's a difference. I was very bad at Tetris, and then I got way better because I can't. playing Tetris. I played it in front of you, Smokey, and Lily,

and you guys were all just like, you're so fucking garbage at this game. And I was like, I'm not that bad. I'm not, I'm getting better. Yo, let me tell you, I know I've mentioned this on the podcast before, but Zach,

uh, Zach Hedle, Psychic Pebbles is a fucking Tetris fiends. Unearthly. It is, it is one of the scariest things I've ever seen. It kind of makes sense, though, for some reason.

I get like see him doing that And being like It didn't surprise me necessarily But it also like You weren't expecting it I was not expecting it Yeah it was just a very strange It was like watching us

I was watching a I was like watching a South Korean play anything You know it was just like a very scary thing to see But Let's uh We'll do one more Um How what what's what's what's

Let's try to do a couple man We we we yeah let's do a lightning round Um Let's do it Wow, that was this special podcast went by quick Because I didn't even notice Well, we had a lot to talk about because we didn't You know

Fucking Ivy's fat pitties But it's nice All right Hold on there's a bug flying around my head, Ronan He says Hello fellow Puerto Rican's fellow sex haveer and Sweeney Been a while since I asked a question Hope you're doing well

I'm really interested in VR And I'm hoping to save up for a valve index When I get a job again So I come to you with a hypothetical VR has advanced to the point Where it's indistinguishable from reality and you have the choice to pick one franchise to play in. Total freedom is allowed.

The NPCs are lifelike. You can enter and leave whenever you want. But it's the only game you get to play on it. So it's basically limiting your future with VR to one world. It's easy for me, but what are you guys? It's easy for me too. Obviously Tetris. Tetris effect in VR is available to play and it is awesome, I will say.

That shit is intense, bro. That shit's really intense. But, man, I, I, I got to, I'm going Spider-Man, dude. Like, I, I, I want, I want that. I know there's, like, an obvious answer in the sense of, like, oh, GTA, because it's just a, but, like, I want a swing. Oh, no.

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Pretty much all D&D-Based games. You don't want to do Mass-E-Fect because I want to upset with some aliens for sure. Yeah, D&D, I want to fuck a T-Fling. You know how badly I want to fuck a T-Fling, bro? You know how badly I want to pull their horns while I'm fucking fucking fucking bumparding the back of them? Fucking. Yeah. I feel you, bro. Like, I'm bringing this shit to real life.

I'm going to force my girl to wear, like, Mass-effect cosplay. Force. I'm gonna force her. She doesn't have an option. I'm like, I'm like these motherfuckers with Roe v. Wade. I'm like, hey, yo, you're gonna do this. There's no, there's no if-ands or butts. You're doing this.

All right, that question. It's you v. me. How about that? Nice. Nice. King of haphazard Rodin. Hey. My nigga.

He said, what's up, you hapless slaves to comedy? I've been replaying Tony Hawks Underground on PS2. And it occurred to me, The jokes in this game are way more edgy and suggested than anything modern outside of GTA or something. And it got me thinking, what's a game you absolutely adored growing up, but could or should never, ever be remastered? I was actually thinking about this, but it is actually happening. Destroy All Humans 2 is a game that is being remade and remastered as it was, which is insane because the whole point of that game, Destroly Humans 2 story is about

It's about these aliens who come to this planet Because they need to harvest human DNA To get themselves unmutated Because their race is born without genitals And they can't reproduce now So they have to clone That's their reproduction cycle And the whole point of Destroyed Humans 2

Is that he's the first clone with a dick So he's just going around boning human women And it's fucking obnoxiously it is so sexist it's hilarious like there's this Russian spy who's like this black cat type which is like all latex stuff it's so

out there that I'm actually super excited to see if they cut anything from it because I don't think they are because they're this foreign studio that's like working out of Eastern Europe they don't give a shit Europeans don't care bro I love it nothing was censored at all in the

original destroy all humans, which wasn't as egregious, but it was still kind of like up there. It's like, comey, motherfucker. You know, it's like all that shit. So I'm looking forward to that, but it's definitely something that should not exist. They, so this is one game I really want them to remake. I really want them to remake Baldersgate or Dragon Age Origin and Baldersgate 1 and 2. Those three games, based on the modern way Baldersgate three plays, could be amazing. but Dragon Age Origins and Baldur's Gate 1 and 2 particular are so

they're so perfect in the sense that way they exist but they could be done so much better at the same time that I'm just afraid they're going to fuck it up you know like I'm sure they're going to fuck up Dragon Age Orders they remake it I feel like they're going to remake it I have a very strong feeling it's going to happen I mean they didn't fuck dude they did a brilliant job with Inquisition Mass Effect 1 that's true what I'm saying is is they did it.

They did it. I think I would trust them to just tweak a couple of things, update the graphics, and then fucking just put it out. And the game is, it's, they need to, they need to fucking do it, bro. They need to do it because, um, and Inquisition, I think, I think Inquisition got a lot. I feel like Inquisition got a lot. It's weird because, like, it's half and half. I heard people that really enjoyed it. And then there's this niggas that fucking hated that.

How do you hate Inquisition? It's such a good game. I don't understand. I never played any of them. I don't understand the people that hated it. I'm not sure, but I understand why a lot of people hated the second one, because it was so wildly different than the first one.

But I feel like the acquisition was like, they took the best things from both, and then they just, here it is. And I thought it was pretty solid. I thought the game looked gorgeous, too. You know what I think it is? You lost your Greywarden. That's why people probably got mad.

That's a good point, and you literally never get to do anything. Like, I wish I could have, like, recreated them like how you can make another Ethan Hawk. Like you meet up with Hawk. Yeah. And then I'm like, oh, I was like, I don't give a fuck about this, nigga. I don't care about this dude.

Like, I wanted my gray warden. And then you get, like, you get messages or some shit. And I was like, you know, you hear about what your gray warden's doing, not with you. And you're like, no, I want my character. That's me. Yeah, they could have, they could have done something different with that. I understand my people are mad about that shit But overall

Like I had I can't keep believe that game came on 2014 And like people wouldn't stop talking about it too And I was like what the Because that's before I played Dragon Age origins I played origins in like 2000

Like Maybe 15 14s when I played origins Oh no shit No shit I was because I didn't I didn't care That's before I really started That before I started dealing with like

Western RPGs in general Because I was a I was very much so a wee about that stage of my life. Gotcha. So I was like, oh my God. We're even better at storytelling. I mean, we're a lot better at storytelling.

Their fucking stories are stupid. Stop. Their stories are dumb as fuck. Don't say that. I don't think that's true. They're fucking, you know, you know that's stupid. I will say, I will say, I will say, I will say, I am playing Yakuza like a dragon right now.

And that, that game is ridiculous. The first thing you do is, chase down a man who's making porn of animals fucking. And that's like the first mission of the game is you chase this guy down, tackle him, and beat him up. And it's awesome. It's ridiculous.

Look, look. It's awesome. I like it. But that's the thing. It's great. But you also acknowledge that all of their stories are wacky. Guys, calm. Look, look, look, look, look. Look, look. It ain't Red Dead too. I am not going to sit here and say that Japanese storytelling

is better than American. I personally prefer Western RPGs, especially the ones that have come out as of the last five years. They do stand at a higher level than some of the

JRPGs I've played. But... Because they're trying. It's literally... Like, they're... Dude, this is how JRPGs make their story. They just say stuff, and then they just

do it. There's no revision. and their stories. Like, how about this happens? Cool, render it. And then it just happens. That's so disrespectful. I don't stand by that. I don't agree with that narrative at all.

I totally do. I completely 100% respect JRPGs. Am I going to play one anytime soon? Fuck no. Fuck no. I'm not a fucking teenager anymore. But I respect them. I respect them.

ever gonna play yakuza? No, nigger, no. But I respect the games. Yakuza is all fun. I like Yakuza. They're all fun. It's just the story is never the memorable part. It's always the journey.

Persona four stories are memorable story. It's a really good story. That's a little different because that's what the game is surrounded by. It's not a game where you do like wild, transformative, fucking crazy Final Fantasy or Yakuzaa where the, the, combat is so over the top it's fucking it's fun yeah oh my god

I think uh yeah god dang god god dang it's it's in it's not it's not in a disrespectful way it's like the way that Western they just do this they go how about this no that's stupid let's try it again right

and then in Japan they go how about this yes what's next yes and then it just keeps going. It just gets going until it's disrespectful. All right,

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