The Snark Tank - #110: The Snark Tank LIVE from The National

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

Chris, Derrick, and Sweeny take the stage at The National in Richmond to talk about Elon buying Twitter, QuantumTV v The Act Man, Amber Heard v Johnny Depp, Stagnetti's Revenge, the backrooms, and live interactions with the audience! Special thanks to Colin Moriarty, Dustin Furman, and Ben Smith over at Last Stand Media for organizing this whole thing. Video will be available for everyone in the coming days. Despite Chris's agonizing stomach pains, he was able to keep the hard r out of this episode. Lookout for future live shows! We might have something in the oven.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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Hello, hello, everyone. What's up? This venue is too nice for what you guys are about to hear. In all likelihood. I know you got a little bit of a rundown. Halfway through this episode, whatever we're doing here, if you want to call it an episode, is we're going to be taking some questions.

One thing that we did not tell Ben, and I want to make it clear to all you, I don't want to hear a fuck-marry kill. If you come to me with a fuck-marry kill, you're escorted out of the building. You're a dead person, as far as I'm concerned. So just keep in mind. For when we continue.

But we are here today with another episode of the Snark Tank podcast. Hell yeah. Is this like an official number? Is this like actually a number? This is an official number. Yeah, this is going up. This is an episode. What episode is it?

It's 107? I don't know, whatever. No. We'll figure it out. Live? The Snark Tank live? Let's just do 100 again. Yeah, we'll do 100.

We'll redo 100. Okay. There's a couple of things we got to talk about. because we cover relevant things on occasion when we remember. We're a modern things, modern problems require modern solutions, you know?

So I don't know if you heard Elon Musk bought Twitter and people care for some... People care for some reason. I don't personally understand why... So there's two sides to this whole thing.

where people are very excited because they feel like this is like some kind of victory or like some kind of like, oh, things are going to change. Hope and change. Elon Musk. A lot of hope. Why are you glaring at me? Why are you glaring at me? You don't like you want to glare at you? I don't like being glared at ever, but like not when Elon Musk is involved, especially.

I don't know what this to look at me is for. It's like, hey, you, Sween, Elon got it, right? And it's like, oh, okay. Nothing's going to, like, what's going to happen? I don't know if anything's going to happen. But a lot of people are hopeful. A lot of people have been, they were, their accounts were suspended for various reasons. And my account was suspended.

But look, so if anything, if he does reinstate anybody, I would like to have my account back because I didn't do anything, I didn't do anything that bad. Well, you impersonated the president. At the worst time possible, also. That wasn't, it wasn't even that bad, though. You threaten. Listen, listen, listen, for those of you that don't know, on January 6th or whenever, he got yeated, he got yeated. And I just changed my account to look like it was the president, whatever. And I said a couple of things that, like, you know, y'all niggas can't yeat me. I'm going to drone strike the fuck out of jack.

And then the last one was make MySpace great again. That's not a big deal. It's not even a big deal. And that's all you did? What? And you got, really, you lost your account for that. Bro, it should have been like a slap on the wrist, but they just completely banned me forever.

It is kind of silly. Derek, you got 20,000 likes in like two hours, bro. Whatever it was. Everyone was on that, bro. But it's not like they were actually convinced that that was the president. I was at first until I looked at it over and over again. And I was like, would Trump be bold enough to say the N-word? I know he says it in private.

But like, would he really? say that on Twitter? Like, I don't, he's walling, but is he like, off his rocker? And then I realized it was you, and I was like, this is going to have consequences. I don't know. So, if Elon's listening, because I know he's a big fan of the Snark Tank podcast. Yes. In fact, I know him

personally. He gives me money. He gives you money. And then you don't, so he gives you money. He gives me money, not us. Not a us situation. For what? Is it like an only fans thing? Look, I've expanded into several different avenues of lucrative funds.

And you've got to diversify. Exactly. Diversify assets, man. That's right. That's right. I let billionaires come on my feet. I don't care. What are we talking about?

Elon Musk. Oh, yeah, Elon Musk. Listen. You okay, bro? Obviously not. He's obviously not. As you were, as you were. As you were.

How could we continue to talk about that when you just talked about coming on feet. The point is, to make an actual statement, I guess, on this, I do feel like there's like an element of just taking these things in general a bit too seriously. Like, just like, nothing's really going to do. You're not going to get your account.

If one of you is banned, you're still gone in all likelihood. I don't think Ilhan Musk is going to personally be like, oh, Jedi fuck 266 really needs to. his account back. He was a valiant warrior in the fight for free speech. Look, look, this is where I come from, right? Elon Musk is like, you know when you're like, your parents go away and they're like, hey, your cousin Broderick's going to watch you. And Broderick has like a trench coat and he like plays with knives and sets fires. And it's like, hey, what's going on, kid? You want to do

some arsony? And it's like, yeah, dude, of course, Broderick. You didn't wear trench coats and set fires and play with knives? I didn't. Broderick did. Yeah, me neither. But, like, I feel like, you know, like, you know, it schools out for the summer. I'm going to do some fuck shit now. Like, I'm going to say whatever, I think, you know.

Like, and my Twitter's already pretty bad. So, like, now it's going to be way worse. Well, I guess that's the whole test, right? Everybody's thinking, particularly me, people are saying, oh, you're going to get it banned again because they don't think it's going to be true. Because I want everybody on Twitter to pick us a day. Now everybody's saying, oh, it should be Juneteenth.

It should be Juneteenth. to say, we're all going to say the N-word. All of us. One day and see if this truly is, like if Elon does anything different, if him being in control of Twitter is going to let free speech really be a thing. So we pick a day. We pick a day. Everybody in this audience and everybody around the world, we pick one day.

We all say the N-word, in unison. See what happens. Look, as a black man, I really, I really can't be a part of this. but as the creature that I've grown into in my life on the internet this gets me so excited so excited the N-word's reaction is just potent delicious and I can't wait for everyone

everyone's going to say it right I try so desperately I saw people shaking their heads I try you guys don't understand I try so desperately to just talk about a thing and it always becomes the end word.

The show is not monetized in like 50 countries. It's... I can't... I'm done trying. It's what we are, Chris. Now, you just have to start saying it a lot. Right.

I think I'm all right. Nah, man. You could expand your portfolio. It's not a portfolio. I mean... You don't even believe it. Look at you. It's such a bad habit

because that's what a joke is to me now that's the end word and a word and I laugh about it and you're just like dude Yeah but you just you you watch like car crash compilations and giggle

profusely All right, all right Okay I do but yesterday For a long time Yesterday You came over and you immediately put it on

And you were watching it It was him It was him He was like, oh, you want to do something? Cool? He put on Harry Potter weed. And then... Wait, wait, wait, wait, okay.

No, you're right, you're right. Yeah. I did do that. But... I'm curious as to how online this audience is. I know that we've got a lot of video game people here, obviously, for various reasons. Even the Stark Tank is a pretty video game-heavy podcast as well. But I'm curious as to how many of you guys are familiar with the concept of the backrooms.

Does anybody... There are some people who don't... know this? It's not a lot of you. Let me explain as best I can what this is. Let's say, I don't know what, let's say, what, you're on like a

like a baseball team or like a pee-wee, like a pee-wee, like a pee-wee baseball league. You got to make it more mundane than that. More mundane than baseball? Something so simple. Like, you're like, you're walking into like a grocery store. Yeah. And then you

you trip on your shoelace. And you get transported to this fucking liminal space and then you're chased by these like Eldridge like stick people? I don't know how to describe it but he was entranced by it to a degree that

I don't think I've ever seen you that entranced by something. It was funny and then it got really scary because what happens is you are just running away from these creatures and the reward for surviving is being Fortnite dropped back onto the planet. With no

With no means of like softening your landing or anything, you just got to survive falling from a great height. And I think that is the most scary thing ever because you just have to go through one trial after another. And it's just not fair to me. Is this like legitimately the dumbest shit that you guys always, you guys always whenever I would come over to the house, it would be the stupid. I watch a lot of dumb shit. You always laugh though. Exactly. I mean, look, look, look, some of the stuff was pretty.

Some of the stuff is pretty, I gotta tell you, I'm a huge fan of YouTube poops if you guys don't know what those are. Okay, hell yeah. And they showed me one. It was just the Toy Story theme song. My God. Just the shit, you know, Randy Newman, the shit that they made him say. Just, it's so vulgar. And they showed me this.

And I got to tell you, like, that's funny shit. I don't know about this. What do you, what do you, it's not funny. Falling shit and stick people? Like, that's not, that sounds stupid. That just sounds dumb. Well, what's funny, the reason I bring it up is because before we flew out here, like I went to his Airbnb and he had to take the trash out and he walked into the hallway.

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But it's not real. I understand. That's the point. It's not real till it's real. That's it. Everything's not a problem. It's a problem. Then it's a problem, you know?

That is true. Technically true. It's kind of like, it's like, oh, you're, like, how, what's the percentage likelihood of your plane going down? It's, like, very minuscule. Until it's 100% is you. on the crashing plane, at which point it's like pretty damn near 100.

So like chances don't really, I don't know, like, I understand that. But it's also impossible. I don't know, man. Taking out the garbage. No, you do know, man. Taking up the garbage, banning down to tie my shoe, then I'm in a big yellow room with a freaking bicycle monster trying to kill me.

It sounds like a terrible night, you know? I can't with you. Don't do drugs, don't do drugs, guys. This is what drugs is. leads you to. This is not drugs. This is just fear and imagination put together. It's not drugs at all. We should... You see how we got from Elon Musk to that? With the backrooms? I mean, they're both pretty creepy.

That's a good point. That is a good point. I feel like Elon Musk is funding the real backrooms, man. I'm like, he's really like, I want people to get lost in here. It's his metaverse. Now, all right. I want to ask the audience a question. Do it. How many people here are fans of Eldon Ring? Good, good, good, good. I see some of you have class and taste.

I have one question before we go on, actually. How many of you beat Eldon Ring? All right, we got to little warriors here. More people beat it than are fans of it. What's going on here? What's going on here? It's a firm software game. That's how it works.

We all know. We're aware of the relationship we have with those games. How do we want to talk about quantum? Oh, man. Has anybody heard of a guy named Quantum TV? I just want to see my show of hands. Wow, there's a... There's actually a...

That's so surprising. So, if... The reason I ask you about Eldon Ring is because this is a game that's been... People like it, I've heard. And it's reviewing pretty well. But there are some people out there who have, you know, they don't like it, which is fair enough, by the way.

Fine, it tastes is, you know. Not everybody can have it. And, you know, opinions are opinions. And, you know, every opinion should be represented out there. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. I'm trying to be nice.

You can't be nice to people that are different sometimes, you know? I mean, that's not because they're different. Sometimes you've got to call a spade a spade and be like, you're dumb and wrong. This YouTube feller, Quantum TV, did a review of Eldon Ring. And what was it? What was stuff that he was saying? It was like some of the most baffling shit that I think I've ever... He said a lot of dumb shit, but in short,

he was saying that Eldon Ring sucks, and it's a bad game because games are supposed to be made for everyone. And from there, I already stopped listening, because that's just not true in any way, shape, or form. It can't be true. Like, I know a lot of you probably don't play NBA 2K, you know? And they're like, should they make it? Oh, put fucking guns in here and grappling with them.

hooks and shit, now you can play it. Like, that doesn't make any fucking sense. I mean, I mean, if they did, if they did, that would be pretty fucking awesome. Let's be real. I would say, I'd play the hell out of that. I would, yeah, that would be great. I mean, based on the point is, there's plenty of games. Based on literature, that game would be better with all that stuff.

Well, yeah. It'd just be real, though. There's some games that you just have no interest in. Yeah, that's just not for me. Well, art in general, like, anything that people create is not meant to be for everybody. Right. Like, the whole, it's just such a strange.

opinion and it'd be one thing to kind of have an opinion like that and it was he said more stupid shit he said more but that was the basis but it was like the basis of it he was like you know I didn't just dude I didn't get far in it and all it fucking it's the worst it's poorly it look the graphics are dog shit and just like all these like really random it's like all right and this this like small YouTuber this really tiny dude he had like 5,000 subs he was just making fun of him mischief shout out to miss you shout out to him he now has more subs than him yeah after that after that's exactly where 100K right 400k?

Oh my god That's dope That's really dope I was about to cry That's too much No it'd have been like more than me I would have been pissed off Yeah right

What the fuck that's more than our Pod fucking cast Listen I think So this small YouTuber he does a video Just basically reviewing this guy's review

And quantum TV responds with a Who's a takedown notice Yeah He threatened him with copyright Basically which is a huge No-No in YouTube space

If anybody's been paying attention It's like one of the things you do not do. You're trifling with the law at this point. We're all just men, children. Like we make a living, just making garbage that people just listen to and thank God they care and thank God they laugh. And it's a wonderful existence. It's fantastic, but also it's amazing.

But also, you know, keep calm. Stay in your lane. When you get, like, joked about or criticized, you don't like, I'm going to get the FCC involved. You don't. You don't immediately call their parents and set fires. I'm going to call the FBI on you. And it's like, maybe we don't have to go that far.

Is that Snape? What was that? I don't know what that was that. What was that? That was Sirius Black, wasn't it? No, I wasn't serious. Serious Black? Yeah, it was more Serious Black, you know.

He doesn't know what that is. What is that? I don't know if Sirius Black is? Okay. What is that? It's just an adjective in a race? I mean, yeah. Yeah, nailed it.

What are we talking about? It was serious black, which you worried at that moment. Oh, from Lord of the Rings. That's excellent. You look so disappointed. That's excellent. That is excellent. That was the most disappointed I've ever seen him in a look.

I hate Harry Potter. Anyone here that knows me knows I hate Harry Potter. I mean, Woo! Woo! Yo, I don't know anyone that hates Harry Potter, but I mean, I just... Bro, as soon as I saw someone's name was Jackson Shacklefoot, I was like, you know, I think I'm... What are you talking about?

That's a real name? Yes. Hold on a second. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. What's his name? Jackson? Shacklefoot.

What is that? Who is that? Isn't that like Dale Gribbles, like, alias and King of the Hill? And that, like... What? Hey, it's close enough, dude. Dale Gribbles?

It's close enough, dude. That's close enough. His alt-account. What? Who is that? I don't know who you're talking about. He's a small black child in Harry Potter.

universe. And J.K. was like, yeah. Yeah. Name him that. This one away. That's not real. Is there any Harry Potter fans here at all? I'm sure there's a lot. Oh, oh, quiet. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Is that, is that true? Yes? See, the issue is like, usually we're in front of like all of our computers and I'm able to fact check him. When he's blatantly incorrect? Right. We can't do that.

In all fairness, I'm going to be very real right now. You read that on Twitter. I read it on Twitter. Oh, you piece of shit. Yes, yes, yes. But it wouldn't surprise me, based on her track record. Maybe. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Maybe freedom of speech is a bad thing. I don't know, man. We'll see. We'll see soon. You're able to just say lies about fake black Harry Potter children. We'll see Juneteenth how good freedom of speech is, all right? We'll see that, all right? Anyway. Quantum TV, where the hell did we leave off?

Do we even get to what he did? Well, he's been just doing all of these really bizarre videos. Oh, oh, yeah. Just responding constantly to this child. The YouTuber who made fun of him was like a, He's like 16 or something? He's definitely a child. He's definitely a minor.

And he's got like all this weird baggage. He's like really. Well, this guy, this guy, let's just, let's paint a picture of him. So this quantum TV guy, and I really hope he sees this. Because this guy is such a piece of trash, dude. And essentially, he has a huge ego problem. He's a pathological liar. Table wasn't there before?

What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? He's going to the whole time. Not just kidding. But table didn't show up, Chris. It's been here. Yes.

So, Quantum TV? We won't, I don't think we're going to get into an argument this time. I know we do it. Oh, no, we're going to get into argument. Oh, they're looking forward to it. I'm sorry. I'm sure that will come up during the Q&A. I bet someone, I know one of you is just going to come here with this baffling bullshit

that's going to start a fire on stage. Well, they're thinking about it now. Yeah, yeah. And make that your motivation. Okay. That's a positive environment. Guys, I don't want to be angry, right? Can we just, like, keep it away from me?

I've been trying to turn over a more positively. That's complete bullshit. That's complete bullshit. Have you seen his fucking Twitter? Have you seen his Twitter feed? You guys are attacking me right now, like usual. Like usual, I gotta be the one I'm bare to pain. Go search his Twitter right now as you're listening to this. He's fucking lying. He's tweeting out the worst shit.

I'm trying to upset everybody. Yeah, but like, I'm not saying anything. It's just pictures. It's just pictures. Excuse me, okay. It's just good night, good morning. Here's a photo of Mario spreading his ass. Here's, you know.

That image of Mario 64 spreading his... ass and it's like correct to Mario 64. It's pretty iconic though. That's so funny. I like that you call him Mario 64 Mario. That is 64 Mario. It is 64 Mario, but it's like, it's Mario when he was on. It's it's me. I'm Mario 64. Would you name your child something

64? Could you? Definitely Dreamcast 64 is like a really popular name. That's brilliant. Me and my girlfriend talk about a lot. Who's real, mind you? She's very real. She's here. She's here somewhere. I don't know where. It's not fucking real. Don't raise your hands.

She's real. No, he's been saying like, oh, she's going to be in the balcony. She's not here, guys. She's not fucking here, dude. This is your fault. You brought it up, dude. You did. You brought it up.

This is your fault. That's on tape, too. And in front of an audience, so you can't even deny it. You guys are going to torch me to the end, I guess, but that's whatever, man. Yeah. Trying to push him mad enough to just flip off the stage and, you know, just, just break his neck. That's it.

Finn. in my life. I mean, I wouldn't, that'd be pretty cool. We're never going to get to this thing. We're never going to finish the quantum guy, are we? Okay, continue. I don't even, okay, so,

oh yeah, I was trying to trash this guy. I was trying to trash him because he's a terrible person. So he's, so there's a few other YouTubers that made some videos about him. There's this guy named Review Tech USA that made quite a few videos about him. And Rich, he was a friend of mine. He's cool.

He's had some interesting. Ooh, that's our boy. And then, yeah, that's the, That's the crescendo. That's crescendo. Yeah, so it all led to Quantum TV keep trying to copyright claim a bunch of videos and everybody's kind of like flaming him online. And then he's just, people started digging into his Twitter. He's just making a bunch of terrible takes and a bunch of like, you know, bigoted stuff, very anti-LGBT and all this stuff. And then he's saying, oh, he got hacked. It just turns into a huge thing. So then. I was hacked for the entirety of 2018. Yeah, he was hacked for an entire year. And then when he was, he was hacked, he was hacked for an entire year. And then when he was, he was, he was hacked. he mysteriously got his Twitter back, he never deleted, said tweets that were tweeted on his behalf. Just a bunch of bullshit.

It's the wackiest shit ever. It didn't get insane until a YouTuber named The Actman, which, yeah, I'm sure a lot of you know, he made a video, because he makes a lot of videos about the From Software Games, and he made a video about the hot takes from Eldon Ring, which there's quite a few of them. And of course, Quantum TV was a part of it, because his was the worst out of any other takes anybody's ever made. and so, of course, Quantum TV did what he did, try to copyright claim them,

and then YouTube was like, shut the fuck up and just, you know, like, made him go away. He stepped it up even further, kept making more claims, and it got to the point where he called the axeman and his mom. He called his mom. He somehow got his fucking, his mom's number.

Have you guys, can you imagine this? Imagine having a problem with someone on the fucking internet, and you call their mom. Like, that's the craziest shit I've ever heard. I didn't even It's one of those things where What do you do at that point

Right? Do you have to Do I have to go beat this guy up now? Like what do I do? It really is an insane Thing to do Like just so like He said I think because I watched a video

of his recently Where he was like, I just looked up in the yellow pages What the fuck? First of all fucking what the fuck You have yellow pages? No one fucking used the yellow page in fucking 15, 20 years, dude. It is crazy.

I just don't know how, and now he's genuinely, like, everybody knows about this guy now. Like, there's so many people who know about this guy who have no reason to have known about this guy all because he tried to hide his awful opinions about Eldering. Imagine. Right.

Imagine hiding yourself or trying to, it's one of the most Streisand effect things I've ever seen. Well, it's the new example. It's in the fucking dictionary. It's in the fucking dictionary. now. That's hit like quantum TV Drysine effect like it's right next to each other because it's

it's the craziest shit I've ever seen I don't think this saga is even over oh no I think it's still ongoing right now yeah because he's his his I think his channel also like violates like a bunch of TOS so he might lose yeah I'm surprised he's still around because I know

that there's a thing called ban evasion if you have been suspended from if you've been suspended from YouTube before then you're not supposed to have another account and he has another account. He's been suspended before. So, the act man is actually going hard on the pain. He's really trying to get him off the fucking platform.

And I would say, I mean, cool, but at the same time, I feel like, all right, man, like, he's going to call his fucking dad necks, his grandma and shit. Like, at a certain point, you kind of have to, like, I kind of want to, do you want to keep poking the insane bear? Now, like, you know what I mean? He deserves everything he's getting, obviously, Quantum TV, but at a certain point, You kind of just want to, I don't want to fucking do with this anymore. Never give up. Never give up. You keep soaking the fire, bro.

You make him lose his mind. You have to keep going. When he's done, when he's crying, you keep going. But I'm pretty sure. Look, at this point, Quantum TV is going to show up at his house, like that fucking dude in euphoria. What's that guy's name? Nate. Yeah, Nate. That motherfucker that just shows up in dudes apartments. He's Batman. He was the Batman of that series, bro. He was in some guy's house. and the guy was like, I'm just going to let this guy be in my home.

If you guys haven't seen you. If you guys haven't seen you for you. If you guys haven't seen euphoria, you need to watch it. Don't do this. You need to watch it. It's such an insane. It's like the grassy. It's insane.

This is my actual nightmare. Talking about euphoria with two grown men in front of a live studio audience. Chris, you'll end up on the next season, I bet. Just wait. Yeah. You'll give you a fat check and you'll be like, well, like, I guess integrity was a thing once upon a time. Once.

You look like you can be on that show. Do you think so? Yeah. I don't think so. You'd be like the town, I don't know, the town crier? The town juggler or something like that. That show's already ridiculous. A fucking town crier.

Hey, that's Chris. He cries all the time. Freaking weirdo. Let me sniff Oxycodone. It's just that whole school is just, You can replace that? Oh, wait, I don't want to spoil anything. Yeah.

Because I know you guys are so fucking, you guys can't wait to get on watching. You can't wait to watch it. I'm not going to spoil any of the plot points for you. But someone goes missing and Chris could definitely fill in for him. You call me a psychopath? No, it's not the psychopath. Wait, which one is that? He's like a real, he's like the big guy.

He's Nate Jacobs. He's Batman. I thought they were all psychopaths on that show. Yeah, to the extent. That's the whole point of it, isn't it? I guess. I don't know. Yeah.

You watched it. You like it. Yeah, I know, but it's like interpretive art. You know, you're like, oh, that's a dolphin. That's a, that's a beagle. You know, that's a psychopath. That's just a guy. You know?

Okay. Yeah, so if you guys want to join us after the show, we're going to put on Euphoria on the back. We're going to put on euphoria in a circle and be like, what's your favorite part? My favorite part is when they are almost OD'd. That's the whole show. So every fucking episode?

Every episode is the moment. episode. Yeah, you guys got to watch that shit, I'm serious. Do we want to get... How are we feeling? Do we want to start questions? All right, let's see what you guys got. Do we want to do that?

Should we start... Should we get into this already? Well, I don't know. We want to start arguing already? I'm thinking about like we talked about Musk. We talked about quantum. Okay. We talked about a couple of other things.

Yeah, I mean, yeah. Ben will be... I'm trying to see. I mean... Hey, there we go. So I guess, yeah, we can start it up. can start. I guess I'll trust Ben to pick. Yeah, I think that dude had his hand up first.

Remember, no fuck Mary kills or you're gone. I want some elaborate stuff, man. I want to think. Who do you like better? All right, when you're talking, I'm going to hold the microphone for you and it's going to be inside your mouth, basically. All right, don't move it away. That's hot. Oh, that's hot. So say Actman gets Quantum TV banned again. If you were Quantum TV, what YouTube name do you come back as?

Oh, man. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on a... the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your

child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Fucking... It must be the exact opposite. What's the opposite of quantum, though? I don't know. I just put it, I guess. What? Is linear the opposite of quantum? No. I have no idea, but just keep it like... I don't even want it to be, like, close to it.

I don't want to be something... Like just Just TV It's me Your friend There has to be YouTube channel called TV Out there already

Right Of course There can't not be There must Yeah There's definitely like I mean there's like Radio

And like fucking like What's a channel Just called TV Nothing special about it I like that I like that To lowercase letters too Just how would

How would anybody even find him Because somebody would be like, man, let's say he does start a new channel and he's back up to his bullshit. Yeah. Somebody has to go and complain about it. They're like, TV is harassing me. TV is threatening me.

And then everybody's going to be like, what? And then they search for him and they can't find him. Right. Because it's what isn't TV? Yeah. It's like the worst SEO you could possibly have. Yeah. He titles all of his videos TV and that's it.

That's insane. That's deep lower shit right there, man. That's pretty good. He's unstoppable. I guess we're definitely going with that. This is we're definitely going with TV. Or like Q television or something. Just do it backwards.

All right. Next one. We're leaning harder in the quantum TV. Again, did you see the take of Horizon? To where he says it's pushing a Black Lives Matter agenda? Horizon? For real. Quantum TV said this.

He said that? Oh my God. This guy's amazing. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I need. I mean, wait, how?

How is that even, like, how did he do that? Yeah, what was his argument? Because there's black people in the game? I fucking knew it.

I knew it. I knew it. I, oh my God, I knew it. Jesus Christ. Bro. Look. I am so hurt

by the fact that. Yo, okay, look, let's be real. Sometimes it actually happens in games and I think that's, I think it's funny. I think it's funny.

I think it's funny. Like, okay, so I'm a big fan of the Dragon Age series. So, all right. So, so Dragon Age Origins. No black people.

I mean, you could argue that the Krenari were black. I don't know. I thought they were, but I do that. They definitely weren't black. They're like demons. They just became like these demon things, right? Then in Dragon Age 3, there's black people everywhere. You go to the place supposed to be like France and stuff.

And I was just like, oh, that's funny. Like how they're just here. And then that was the end of the sentence. There wasn't an agenda. It wasn't like, oh, they're Black Lives Matter. That's fucking crazy, dude. You know what sucks? A lot of you probably don't even know that Quantum TV is a black.

man too. Oh yeah, we didn't mention them. It is a little, I don't know. It's so weird. It's just weird. It's a good way to put it. Very much so awkward, yes. Because it's like, okay, people just, right?

They just want to update their roster. They're like, let's just do it. How about we just put more shit in there because it just people will, some other people enjoy it. It's kind of like when you have like your creative character and they put more options for like better hair or something. I'm like, oh, cool. Like I don't think it's an agenda.

It says, why not just add more shit to it? It's a weird thing to hang. your hand on being an agenda. I didn't even know that I didn't play the next Horizon, so I didn't know there was a bunch of... I'm so baffled that he would say that. You think he feels that way about everything? There's so many other fucking things going on the horizon. There's so

many problems. And, but he's like, ah, man, they're really trying to pull this BLM thing on me right now, man. I'm really not feeling this. I'm not feeling the Nalue is literally talking down to me the whole game. No. No. There's black people

in it. There's black people. I can't do this. Yeah, there was one black guy and the Shadow of War. And I was so angry. I was so fucking upset. Why? I was so upset. Because I watched Quantum TV, actually.

I forgot to tell you guys. I forgot to tell you guys, I'm a massive fan. I'm a massive fan of Quantum TV. And I was like, God damn it. There's one black man in this entire game. God damn. I don't know. As a Lord of the Rings fan, I understand.

Oh, no. Don't do it. I understand that there's none of us in there, you know, We weren't around. Weren't around. You weren't around there. Lord of the Rings didn't happen. It went around there.

Middle Earth is not a thing, son. It's you, to you, it's not a thing. To me, it's life. For Gondor, bro. Ben, I beg of you. Please, please another question. Fogondor, man. How's it going, fellas?

So first of all, Dragon Age, top tier. Thank you. Appreciate that. Not enough love for Dragon Age out there. That's right. Second, so I'm tired of Elder Lendring talks. Let's switch topics and hear some snark tank Johnny Depp Amber Hurd opinions.

What's going on? Let's go. That's right. I forgot. Why are you trying to start a fire right now? Like, what's up, man? I don't think it's... No fireman. She's crazy. Everybody, I have never seen people come together. I'm talking about, like, the far as left people, the far as right people

were like, man, Amber Hurd kind of sucks, doesn't she? She kind of sucks. Like, I've... It's... I have never shit in my bed once. I'm sorry. I've never shat in my bed. Shitting the bed is such a primal thing that, like, I know got evolved out of us.

I know that, like, the idea of shitting where someone sleeps was just like, oh, this is morally bad. I shouldn't do this. Morally. It makes you a genuinely worse person. It does. This whole thing is. it's just I don't know how to feel about it

because sometimes I look at it and it's the fact that you have like oh LOL Johnny Depp highlight reels is a little like there's something dystopian about that like oh best moments from Johnny Depp's life being you know torn open and fucking pry it into by like the masses

and it's like this is kind of weird but they are funny like when he's like when he's like when he's like when he's like I'm learning like things like that like just watching his like quips is just like he's just an endearing person

and that doesn't that in and of itself doesn't make him innocent or like the right person in this case but like I don't know man it's he's cool it's just I mean it just makes you want to watch pirates though it just makes you want to throw on pirates

it's really bothersome for me because like I understand everyone's like crowd morale like yeah you know like just for Johnny man for Johnny, but it's just like, I feel so bad that he even has to go through this. Like, yeah, it just feels so, because

like, I don't know, like, I love Johnny Debb. He's like a constant in my life as I was a kid as an actor, and it's seeing him, like, have to go through this, like, really terrible interaction that everyone is just, like, gawking in on and laughing at. It just really bothers me. But also,

God damn, I hate him. Can I say too, man? Look, man, look, he's still going to be so rich, and like, it's hard to feel super bad for the guy because at the end of the day, like, people love him 10 times more. Because think about it, before this happened, were you really thinking about Johnny Depp? You watched a Johnny Depp movie, and you're like, oh, yeah, he's good and this, is nice.

But you weren't thinking about, like, oh, man, Johnny Depp, he just means so much to me. You just woke up in the morning, like, oh, Johnny Depp, he's so great. Look, dude, look. You didn't really think about him. So, like, he's getting so much love. He's going to get some money from this.

Yeah, I do think, like, he's, I don't, I don't think he's going to lose, actually. I really hope he doesn't lose. I do think they're trying to get her off on like a... Because they had somebody go in and says, like, this is all the mental things wrong with her. I think they're kind of leaning that route. I think they're kind of being like, oh, well, you know, she's kind of...

Well, they're not wrong. They're not fucking wrong, dude. By the way, by the way, I don't know if you guys have been watching this trial. They put on this psychologist woman who is so beautiful. Am I the Like I can't Am I the only Like it's like a stunning person

And I'm like what do you do Like it's so weird To I don't know man That's all I took away from like the last week Of Johnny Depp Did these proceedings Stop caring

It was like oh there's a pretty woman here I'm just like I'm suddenly very invested You'll be fine Johnny There's a pretty girl here Let me do what I'm doing Johnny you're fine All right, thanks Yeah, thanks

Hey, it's me, Ben. I actually have a question for you guys. You guys were talking about Johnny Debb and made me think about pirates. I was just wondering if you could tell the audience about the gift you received earlier. So some of you who listened to the soundtrack might recall,

I don't know how many episodes it was at this point. It's been a minute. 70 something, wow. A while ago. That's a long time ago. That's deep Lord. Thank you for being around that long. Yeah, yeah.

You appreciate you. I told a story about coming across this adult.m.O.V. And it was called Pirates Stagnettys Revenge. And it was just this porn. It was a porn. It was just this full-on Pirates of the Caribbean pornography film. And we mentioned it, again, like 30 episodes ago, 30-plus. And the first person at this VIP meet and greet walks up to us with a four disc.

Let's get my clap guys real quick, all right? Let's show them nothing but love. A four disc. Four disc. Four disc, like limited edition. Yo, it's not fucking four VHS, right? No, this is four fucking disc. Imagine how much porn is on four disc.

You know how many hours of fucking that is, bro? That's at least two. My favorite thing about it is the back. I wish we brought it up. Although we could. We really shouldn't have done that. But like the back of it, it has all these advertised features. It says like shot in full 1080P.

And it says extra extra bonus scenes and then extra bonus scene. Yeah, that means. What does that mean? Subtitles. And I'm like, wow. Dude, this thing is fucking spriked out. It's just I love how much they're stretching. to have all these

extra beaches, like has subtitles, does end. Like, it's just like all these, like, really baffling fucking things. But I do have to say that was, that shook me awake when I saw. That was definitely

one of the greatest moments in his entire life. Yeah. Like, period. Like, fuck the creation of, like, the wheel and, like, fire. I personally saw his eyes. light up brighter than the day he invented his girlfriend.

They're clapping. That was fantastic. I know they're clapping. They're clapping. Yeah. That's why he gave it him? Because you knew he knew he needed a little loving. That's right. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. Thank you, bro. I'm going to watch it so you. Thank you. Did we decide who's going to take it? I feel like it. I'm taking it.

He is going to take it, but I was trying to get it. But he was, his imaginary girlfriend was really trying not to get him to take it. So, but we'll see. We might have to just split up the disc. You know, that's fair, that's fair. I get this, I get this three, two, four. God. Okay, all right, that's fair.

That's fair, because I'm more interested in the dialogue and how it starts anyway. So, all right. All right, next up. Hey, guys, I've been a paramedic for the past four years. I've got a decent amount of experience in health care. and I know Sweeney is studying to become a nurse and every time he talk about it all I can think is how great

of a nurse are going to be I'm serious and I have two questions Sweeney why did you want to become a nurse and second question Chris and Derek every time he's brought it up you've responded with either fear

or apprehension why do you think he shouldn't be a nurse and why do you guys not want to work in health care Let me, I want to answer that first. The reason I respond with fear and apprehension at the thought of Sweeney entering the health care system is because I've, look, man, I've drank a lot in my time.

I've had alcohol, I've had bad days. And I remember one day where, like, I had alcohol poison. I was drinking, like, way too fucking much. It was, like, a bad scenario. And I'm in my room the next day, just screeching in pain in my bed, like, wow. It was one of those things where it's like, I don't know if you've ever had alcohol poisoning.

God bless you if you haven't. But it's like, you think, like, wow, it would be amazing to die, like, right now. Like, it would be incredible. Like, it is genuinely, like, you don't want to feel that. And my, we, it was me, you, and Jalen living in the same place at the time. And Jalen walks out. He gets up early for work.

He hears me screaming in my room. into the pillow because I don't want to be an inconvenience. And he tells Kingston, it's like, hey, is he all right in there? And what did you say? I was like, oh, it'll be all right, man. So that's my reason. Yeah, he's funny.

I'm like, yeah, yeah, right? Somebody's going to walk up to you with, like, they're swissed the fuck up. They got holes all over him. They're like, help. And you're like, yeah, it'll be all right, man. Like, like, if someone's opened up, like, if someone's opened like a purse in front of me,

Like there's no way. I can't, I can't seal you. Like, oh, where's the bandanes? Where's the bandanes? But you can't do that. You're going to be like the person that they go to for fucking help. Look, man, look, dude.

All right, buddy. Look, hey, man. Let's be real for a second. All right. You're in a bad spot, all right? You're in a bad spot. This is, this is quite a conundrum you're in, buddy.

But, uh, look, you believe in anything? You believe in anybody? You got anybody upstairs you want to talk to him real quick? The thing I love about that question is, is, uh, the person who asked, that question says that they're in the healthcare field.

What was it? Paramedic. I forgot the word for a second. I'm losing my fucking mind. It brings up the thought in my head, like, imagine somebody's in the back of an ambulance grappling with their last breath

and they hear our stupid podcast through this guy's headphones. It's the last thing he hears. Is this bullshit. He hears me laughing like a psychopath

at somebody in a cum-filled Twinkie. Like, just going bananas. And his guy's like, what? Be- All right, next up. All right, guys, we got like nine minutes. We got time for probably one or two more at most.

All right. Keep that in mind. Right. So, how do you guys feel about the horrific passing of Dr. We wish him the very best in his transition to the other side. Yeah. One of these days it's going to happen, man. Yeah, I know. That's how life works.

Everyone's going to blame it on us. So it's been a joke on our show where we, like, I don't know why I chose him. I think it's because like if I told you that any given celebrity died. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, host of Beyond the Script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know. you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day, or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. You'd probably, it has to be like a very specific person

for you to have heard it first from someone like me. Because if it's like Michael Jackson, you know, or like Robin Williams, you're going to know before I tell you. But like somebody like Jamie Kennedy or like, you know, Dr. Drew or like... He's such a minor person. That's what I'm talking about. It's like you'd hear that and you're like, Jamie Kennedy, Jimmy Kennedy done?

Oh, yeah. Oh, good. Yeah, that's cool. That's the thing that's, and then you're going to check it, and then you're going to be wrong. And then I'm smiling. What made that funny is like, Derek is like, yeah, that's cool. That's all he says, Jim.

He made son of the mask, man. I'm sorry. He made son of the mask, dude. That deserves death. I'm sorry. Next step. What's an insult that you gave to somebody that was so fucked? You wanted them, they went back to their mom wishing her that she would never more.

Oh, my God. What is the worst thing I ever said to somebody, man? Oh, Lord. God, I've played Destiny Charles of Osiris, so I've said some... I've said some colorful stuff, man. Like, there have been times of Chris is one in the room.

He's like, hey, dude, they don't know you're black. Close your window. You're saying that word a lot. And I'm just like... I'm like, oh, my bad man. You are like the stereotype of a person. I am. A bad guy.

You just curse at people. You get tilted, man. I do. You have your window open and you're... The position of your room was like he had his computer and it was the screen here and then behind it was his open window. So whenever he's screaming at his game,

he's essentially just shouting bullshit out the window, scaring most people. Like somebody's just walking their... I don't know, child, what do you do with children? You don't walk your child. You kind of gallivant it. You lead it. Push it a little bit.

Go and frowling it. looking in return. Galavant's a good word. Galavant, you're a little child around the street. Bo-Camp word of the day, Galavant. All right. Next up. All right, last one up here.

Last one. All right, all right. Make you good. Let's end on a positive note. I absolutely loved it when you guys were talking about Dragon Ball Zia Bridge and other YouTube fan-made content. I've seen more of a bridge series than actual anime. I love them so much.

I was wondering if you had any fan-made content. or other low budget content on YouTube or another platform that's so good you think it deserves to be on TV or another big platform. Oh, wow. That's a good one. That's actually a genuine good question. Well, I don't know if, there's some YouTubers. Pirates would be pretty good. That's not bad.

I think there's some, I mentioned earlier that I'm a huge fan of YouTube poop, and I think some of the guys, like some of the people, they're so insanely talented. And I forgot the gentleman's name right now, but he does a huge collaboration with Sam Ramey Spider-Man. And they're called Peter Man. So there's Peter Man 1 and Peter Man 2. And it's some of the, it's brilliant. I wish, no, I wish Netflix would just pick it up or some bullshit.

It's so brilliant. It's so stupid. But if you're a fan of Sam Ram's, I'm sure most of you are. If you're a fan of that, you're going to like it. It's people just doing brilliant work, and I wish they would be getting paid, because it's so much better than, like, fucking these story time assholes or people just shoving food down their throats and they're getting paid millions. Like, these people are spending hours editing stuff for, like, a few hundred thousand thousand dollars

in their pocket, and that's it. And I would love for them to have just thousands of dollars thrown in their fucking face, and then just entertain more people, because they deserve more views. So, like, go check out Peter Man. Peter Man, One, and Peter Man, too. He'll love it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm trying to think.

Like, it's... What? I'm trying to think of like... I'm thinking like Home Alone with Blood, man. That shit. That shit set me up the fucking wall. I've never laughed like that in my life, bro. It's too short.

It's so great. It's so great, though. Yeah, like a 30-minute block of just editing blood into Home Along. Just some real grotesque moments of home alone. Even where it just does not belong, it's just like people are walking. and there's just pools of plastic.

Like Kevin McAllister's walking and he's bleeding, that's it. Kevin McAllister is a terrorist. He definitely, he's definitely jinksaw. Yeah. He's definitely jigsaw. I feel like my genuine answer is like, just I watch a lot of nerd shit, like digital foundry I really like.

And I don't even really know why, because I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. They say these, they say words that I, you know, anti-aliasing, I know kind of what that is. It makes the Jaggies go away. But like, I don't, like, I don't really know what the hell they're doing, but they sound sophisticated, and I feel smarter watching it.

But it's, like, genuinely well-done content. I feel like you could have, like, an entire, like, you could have a show that's just tech talk like that with British people just sounding really, really smug and smart. I thought we, I didn't think we were going to get to the British speak. You know? What's going on here?

They don't sound like that. That's offensive. Oi, bro, I've learned things, aren't you? That's terrible. It's horrible. I don't even know what you just said. What did you say? Where's Ben?

Yeah. Once again, we apologize to any British fans we have. Sorry, laugh. That's true. That's true. We like Australians, though. You guys are all right. You guys are cool, but I don't know.

The British people, you got to get your shit together. Your fucking accents are just too all over the place, man. You're condense it. You guys got to just figure out one. Just condense it to one, right? It can be the Liverpool one. You guys can all unanimously be Liverpool, and we can all laugh at you or something.

But you got to condense it to one. one and then we'll respect you. All right. Oh, man. Ben, where are you? Where do you be? I think he's over this way, right? I'm right behind you.

Oh, my God. How did you get that? How did you do that? How did you do that? He's a fucking mover, man. Yeah, don't worry about it. That reminds me of the famous cult classic film jumper. 27?

27. All right, we're good? All right, man. Well, thank you guys for participating in this. Insanity. This has been an experience like no other guys. Thank you so much. You guys are so sexy.

You're so beautiful. Yeah. Yeah. I love you, each and every one of you. Please come to my hotel room. Men only. We hope to do this again. Let's keep it going for the snark tank.

Another round of applause for Bussie. Hey, look, if they were dead me. Well, well, well, well, well, there we have a lot of me. Well, there we have it. The first live on a video episode of the snark tank podcast is out in the can and done and done. And man, I mean, I can only speak for myself. really, but I can also speak for everybody else, Derek and Sweeney included that this was just such a big deal. This was such a fun thing for us to do.

I was sick and in pain the whole time, so if I was a little, if I looked a little uncomfortable, that's why I apologize. Hopefully next time we do a live show, it'll be not only longer, but we'll have a little bit more time to settle into the environment. because I flew in, we all flew in that morning and left basically that, the next morning. Like we had no time really in Richmond to hang out and do stuff. So hopefully next time that'll be remedied. But I personally am looking forward to doing so many more of these, so many more live shows. Hopefully, obviously, like next time I won't be so sick and will actually be moving around and doing some cooler stuff.

But as an inaugural kind of first attempt at a live show, I am so happy with how things turned out. I just want to thank Ben for organizing everything. I want to thank Dustin for making sure these files got to me. I'm sure you noticed the production value of this live show was kind of insane. We had three cameras rolling 4K footage the whole time on each of them. That's three hours of 4K footage. Not really easily transferable through Google Drive, so they actually had to ship me a hard drive so that I can edit off it.

And, you know, but man, I, I am so excited at the prospect of doing this again because I have an itch. I have an itch to do live stuff now. And, you know, we might have some news. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach

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Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. in the coming months about where our next show will be and what that will entail. So stay tuned for that.

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I don't mean to get super sappy or anything, but... You know, when the pandemic started, or just before the pandemic started, I was just starting to do live stand-up stuff on stage. I only got a chance to do it three times before everything shut down. And I was really excited to do it. And the pandemic happening and shutting all the shit down for like a year plus to going on three at this point in some cases, in some places. It was just really depressing. So to be able to do this and, you know, with Derek and with Sweeney and Colin and Dustin and everybody, it means a lot to me personally.

And I just want to thank you guys for supporting our show for this long and making it possible for me to, you know, just get back into the swing of these, this thing. I really wish I wasn't as sick. So I could have brought 100%, but I'm happy with the show he did, and I'm excited, so excited at the prospect of doing more. So thank you again. We'll see you guys next time. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it.

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