The Snark Tank - #111: Chris Boxing at Creator Clash 2???

Episode Date: May 23, 2022

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I'm aware. No, it was in a movie Cool Runnings. Why would Jamaica have a bobsled team? That was Jamaica. Based on a true story. It was, actually, I think it was based off a track team that ended up doing bobsled. Actually, it was. And yeah, and they still lost, obviously, because why would they win?

Why would Jamaicans be good at bobsledding? You know how many times it snowed in Jamaica? Probably never, actually. Maybe on a mountain really high up. Oh, no, no. It snowed like probably Before humans were a thing Before the fucking

When the Mexicans were black Before Jamaicans were black When the magnetic fucking fields were so different Like everything was all fucking reversed and shit Probably some Jamaican dinosaurs or some shit Were like Bob studying Jamaican dinosaurs That's the most wildly absurd shit ever

If a dinosaur is born in Africa And it comes to America As an African American dinosaur Can that dinosaur say the N-word at that moment? It's like what? It's immediate. quick, immediate out quick, and just devolved. What kind of argument? I was like maybe, I was

like maybe one day we could go without the N word just being thrown in. Like, as a premise. I didn't say it. Not even the word itself. No, but no, I understand, but the premise, it's one minute and 30 seconds in to this two-hour show. It's so crazy the idea of like,

those are arguments that can be made and I've seen. Yeah, but then, you know what it does? It leads to people, they waste their questions. It's like, can this person say the N-word? Can this Can you say the N word? Chris, Chris, Chris, I want you to think for a moment. No, because they're not real.

Chris, Chris, Chris, I want you to think for a moment. Chris, Chris, I know this, but do you think you've heard that more than me or Derek? Do you really think you've heard that you're like? I've heard. No, you've heard people. No, that's not the argument. What are you saying? I've heard people try to argue that pandas can say the beginning of the N word outside of the internet in life.

I'm not saying that. I'm just saying like, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying I would like to get out of the, the crutch of just so many times this podcast devolves into being about the N-word. And I think they like, I think the listeners love it. As a matter of fact, on that subject, on that subject, I got to say this. And I've been meaning to say this for a while. It just brought it up because of the latest snarcing animated we saw where I love the idea of Uncle Ben saying the N-word.

like multiple times because that snark thing animated where it was if Uncle Ben shot himself and like I didn't even notice because I'm not thinking about it but I'm just dropping some in bombs while I'm speaking as Uncle Ben and it just didn't dawn on me and when you see it animated he's just freely using it

it's so good it is it is funny he's drug addict Uncle Ben though it's not the same that's not regular uncle Ben and that's drug addict He's fucking, he's New York Uncle Ben. I mean, he can say it. He's, he's probably Puerto Rican. Sweeney, Sweeney, you also, you also, I didn't notice this at the time because I guess we were just kind of going off of the stream of consciousness.

But you also implied that Peter Parker and Aunt May have fucked. I did. I did. Yeah, like you just, like, shot la. What was it? Because you were talking about like, oh, we don't want another story where Peter Parker kills Aunt May with his come. And you meant Mary Jane. Oh, no, no, no, no.

What happens is I think I know what you were talking about. So what happened is there's one story where Peter, well, it's actually in Maine continuity. Peter gives Aunt May a blood transfigure because they're the same blood type. No, but you said come specifically. I know. I know I said come, but that actually happens. It gives her like a blood transfusion.

And then now she can't get blood from anybody else because her blood is irradiated as well. So you may, is it more reasonable that you mixed up come with blood or that you mixed up Aunt May with Mary Jane? That's up to the fans. Yeah, that's the lore That video was hilarious though Nu-A is pretty bad, Doug

New Aunt May is in fact hotter than any Mary Jane we've had Dude, that Star Tank animated Was so good It was so good Do you remember the name of the Of the artist? I'll look it up I added it to a playlist

Okay, great That's that dude The animated that have been made Have all been so fucking stellar And oh yeah I don't remember if we've been mention that the Pitsorbin, what is it?

Pizza Time Part 2 came out? I don't know if we mentioned that on air. No, I don't think so. And then the Eagomanse? What do I have them so bad at me? Ergomancy. I'm so bad at that. I can't even say it. That one is so good, dude. Like, all of them are fantastic. Excellent.

But Ergomancy's is like fucking high tier. Ergomancy's felt like a real television show almost. Like I could see that on TV. But like this one, the most recent one is that. the darkest Spider-Man timelines, Star Tank animated by A-D-D-O-N-K. And it's got 3,000 views now. And it's...

The lip-sinking in it is so good. The lip-syncing is what, like, kills the whole thing for me. I just... The way he goes, ha-ha, my nephew's gonna get you. My nephew whose Spider-Man's gonna get you. What makes me so funny is that part

where he's shot and he's standing, he's standing and looking at, him and he says, ha ha, he's going to get you. Like that's so he's just holding like his liver. Just laughing at him, like threading this guy and like, and Sandman. What I like him. That whole segment is awesome because of the progression of it. It started off nowhere near where it ended, where it ended with the big drug addicts framing Peter just because they're mad that he didn't tell him that he was Spider-Man.

I knew the entire time. It's so good. It's like, oh, I knew the entire. time, oh, they knew because they found the suit and they were looking for drugs. Dude, what he made me laugh, but he made me laugh and my teeth are sewing, my lips furled bag and my teeth were jutting out my face. There's a lot of fun animation details. There's one part where he has me, like, breathing really heavily that I couldn't stop laughing

it. It's really good. Everybody check out a donk, I think, is A-D-O-N-K on YouTube. is animated was really fucking funny and it's kind of a long one it's like a two minute and forty second little video which is for animation that's kind of

that's you know that's pretty long do you guys do you remember the surprise at the end like at the very end it was like the end credits do you remember what happened no

I don't want to I don't want to spoil it because I want people to be surprised too at the very end you don't remember it was it was related to and I'm gonna beat this I'm gonna beat this out for the people so they don't get spoiled I just saw it

It's so fucking shows up up in one of those portals It's so fucking good It's so funny If I showed up in Spider-Man

No Way Home I would have Made that movie A perfect film I would have I would have I would have applauded and shit

Like I hate that shit In theaters But I would have done it For something like that It was so good already That movie's already So good Oh that ending

of that movie is so good That would have just Made it legendary Like I would have got a tattoo of that movie script on my back The ending in that movie is very good.

My movie would have been much better if it was called Spider-Man No Way Homo. There was a little bit too many homo-erotic moments. No-way-Hom. Too many homo-erotic moments.

So, no-e-home. I'm trying. The problem with Spider-Man No-A-Home is that it hates the character of Spider-Man. Dude, I... That's pretty good. Did he even see it?

Did he even see it? He probably did, because he does... He does... He hates Disney. Anybody consumes all of Disney products, though. It's weird. He's like, yeah,

they're all about inclusivity, and they're all trying to make everything gay. You know, they're trying to get my your kids, but I sure do love that homoerotic moment from all the Spider-Man driving sex with each other. Oh, wait,

that wasn't a Disney movie. That was me watching it on my own. Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry, but I forget, he's watching a fucking porn,

he's watching a porn and he thinks, he for real thinks there's going to be a Disney movie where Tom Holland shows his penis to the camera. He's, he's just like, Oh, clearly, clearly is a big sense. I'm going to watch it quietly by myself in my room, but it's clear what's happening here.

I've been told constantly that Paddington 2 is a phenomenal film, and yet it has a massive 10-minute dick-sucking sequence. Out of place, four kids. This is supposed to be for kids, Disney, really. I love Paddington, the first one, though. The first one's such a good movie. I don't care anybody says. Paddington 2 apparently is genuinely a fantastic film, but I haven't seen it. I might watch it with Lily today.

Anyway, welcome to the Star Tank podcast, I think. I never said that. But welcome. Yeah. This is a post-live show officially. I think the last one we recorded was not. I think it was after, but now the episode is out and everybody saw it. And we got some good feedback on it.

So hope you guys enjoyed that. Hopefully we do that again in the future. But we missed this last week because I was flying and potentially just, potentially getting COVID probably. Who knows? Yeah, most likely. I saw a lot of people like, I came from creator class and I got COVID and it's like, all right, well, I guess my days are numbered. Well, yeah, it was in, it was in fucking Florida.

Like, it was in where COVID's still like a thing. That's the home. That's the home of COVID right there. Everybody's just swimming through COVID over there. Like, it doesn't, like, the air is so thick and wet that, like, you can't avoid it. It's like everybody is walking through a swimming pool that doesn't impede

them from a weight. perspective. It's like a zero gravity swimming pool that you're just constantly walking through and all these enzymes are being shared. Flores sucks so much, man. It was pretty, it was pretty, I will say though, swimming there is fun. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead,

then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like, I, like, I think, I feel like pools in L.A. felt weird to me. But for some reason, maybe it's the humidity or fucking something. But, like, it's extra refreshing to swim. Well, LA has dry water.

That's why. Yeah, yeah, that's probably it. And Florida has fucking hot, fucking, Florida has ignorant water. You know, the water there is more ignorant, so it's more fun to be in. Like, the longer you swim in Florida, the more you get up, me, you'd be like, you start saying wilder shit until you're, like, real, I think the chromosomes fall off you when you swim.

I think, so there's a couple things that happened. I haven't been privy to all of this, but obviously I was out in Tampa, Florida, for the creator clash. Idubs' charity boxing event. There were plenty of people there that I knew personally who were participating, so I figured I'd go. Met some cool people out there.

Meet Canyon in person. A couple other people, peach jars, Kiwi, a bunch of these other people who we've all known for a while, but I've never met in person. It was just cool to be there and support some of these people. Idubs and Anisa obviously fucking killed it. The fact that they like planned to this themselves with no company or no corporate help is fucking insane.

I was just going, like, because even in just some of the pre-party stuff and the press conference and like the actual event, I was walking through it and I was like, this looks like a nightmare to set up. Like this looks like it would kill me. Imagine it would kill me even just, even just like doing the paperwork for this thing would send me into a death spiral, the likes of which I would never recover. So massive props to them. I don't think they shared how much money they raised for charity just yet, but I have an authority that's insane.

They have some numbers that I can't remember them all at the top of my head, but Idubs shared some of the numbers with Philip DeFranco. Yeah, yeah. So there's like some decent numbers right there. I've heard they're pretty crazy. So it's a good cause. and it came out great. It was a lot of fun to watch, and I think it's going to happen again.

It's definitely happening again. It was so successful, they'd be retarded not to do it again. Like, this, this, it's going to happen. And it's, it was one of those things where it was crazy that because of like Triller and all those other places that are so interested in, they don't understand what people want, you know, it's pretty simple.

Like, people want to watch people fight each other. Even if it's bad, It's like, say, for example, if you care about something like your kids, if you have kids, you're going to go watch them play their little league stuff. It's garbage, but you're supporting these people that you care about. You care about them. This is, and it becomes, it becomes, you become invested and then becomes exciting. So you're watching people not boxing at the highest caliber.

They're, they're amateurs. They're just learning how to do this. But it's still cool seeing these people that you know and you've been watching for years. And they're like, holy shit, fucking Aaron, from Eagle Raptor is going to fight fucking that giant Harley Morinstein This is such a stupid matchup

Can I can I be real? Can I be real? That is the only Like I watched Criticlash and I was very Like I wasn't like super impressed that I thought oh you hated it I thought that Michael did great And I thought that Ian really went in there And for someone that's never boxed before

Probably hasn't been in the many fist fights before He went in there and he held his own you know But then I saw Eagle Raptor fight that big man and that large man and I was like, there's something wrong. There's something wrong here, dude.

I felt, I was like, this doesn't look right. This doesn't look right at all. And then he got rompostomped because he was fighting a force of nature, dude. Yeah. I wouldn't fight that guy. I feel like if, I feel like if, I think Eric, internet comment etiquette and Eagle Raptor should have fought, I think that would have been

a way better matchup the other dude probably would have done better against fucking um against Harley it just that matchup just seemed a little bit that was the only one I'm like I don't this is I don't like this but it was it was all height and weight based

so like I mean like there were the and it was also based on the amount of people who agreed to do it is that that's very true as well this was this was a the first time that any of these people had done it not a lot of people were going to agree to do it so I think they had like a limited pool of people who they could really realistically match up. That's true.

But given that, I think, yeah, Michael's fight was awesome. Like, that was, that was, like, a really fun one to watch. Because, because it just came out of, like, Michael Reeves is such a mild, mannered person. So to see him look like a, a demon for like a second. And that first one with, with Dad, Dad and Matt Watson was scary. That was like, I thought, I thought, I thought Dad was just going to kill him. Because it didn't seem like, that didn't feel like boxing at all. That felt like he just came in there and attacked him with a weapon.

Dad's fight looked like when Goku sees the full moon and he starts bugging out. He just starts attacking people because I was like, yo, he's not letting up. This guy is swamping him. Do you know, do you know who that is, by the way? No, I didn't know who it was before this event. But do you know who it is now? I'm aware. I did a brief little just to see who's this and who's this. He's the evolution of dance guy.

I had no fucking idea. I didn't know that. I didn't. I was like, I was like, are you fucking for real? Wow, that guy's old school, man. Yeah, that's like, that's like OG. He is the fucking dad of YouTube.

That makes sense. Yeah, so like that's fucking, I learned that after like when I got home. I was like, oh, that's who that was? What the fuck? hilarious. Yeah, I didn't. Yeah, most of the people, I just, most of the people only had a vague understanding other than like, say, some of the more, I guess, nerdy fucking people are like, oh, yeah, I've seen this nerd stuff and this. I've heard of Michael Reeves.

It's kind of how do you not see his shit passing by at some point? But it was weird just, because even seeing his training footage, uh, just before he went out, I assumed, I was like, oh, this guy's been fucking doing this shit for a minute. And no Because you're seeing him move I'm like that makes no sense This guy if he wanted to He could be he could be a world champion of something Because he took to that way to

Way too easy He's a Filipino kid And that makes sense bro That's in their blood bro Boxing is like Boxings in Filipino and Mexican Fam like people That's just what they do

They box in general And he just he went out there and he did his thing, man. He looked, he looked way better than anyone else did. And that's saying a lot because he's a tech person. That's what makes it so crazy. He's a tech guy. He's like, oh, I build baby lasers and shit, you know? It's just his mind understands how things work, because they called a sweet science for a reason. There is a science to boxing. Like, say, one of the most important things is about your, like, your foot and your stance is like kinetic energy. And so he probably understood immediately. He's like, oh, I understand why I'm doing

this. Not just like, you. teach like someone who's they, you know, slack jawed. You try to tell them to do this and they don't understand why they're doing it. And so that's why he just immediately, oh, I get it. And then just, yeah, on point. It was crazy. His strikes were good. He was just, he knew how to throw, he was throwing jabs out to feel the person out.

When he got a good moment, he went in for a hit. I was like, yo, this guy. He was doing, he was doing this thing, too, the, the dip of the arm, which is like, that's like, nobody else was doing that. I don't even know what that is. But like, I don't know. It's keeping your hand moving So you quickly get a strike out of it In general

I was just like I get it I get it but But nobody else was doing that And I was just like That's interesting that he He picked up on that But like there were a couple

That was the most electric one Like in the arena actually Like that was like this was crazy And there were a couple other ones That were pretty cool too Like I thought Like I was We were all watching the

The Justaminks fight The female one Or like Somebody should take this woman Out of here because she's smiling and it's scary. It's like an uncomfortable. I get that people like maybe have their own default like going at it faces that are like maybe like a little different.

But that's like if I was the other person, I would have been terrified. And I think Graham Steffen, the guy who's like opposing Michael Reeves like went on. He was like he did a video like I think like maybe yesterday last night I saw it. And he was like when I saw Michael's face go stone call like I got scared. Because I've never seen. him that way. That's crazy, man. It looks cool, man.

Like, I think, I think. He understood the fucking task. He was like, go out there, hurt that other guy. Yeah. I mean, I think I can say this. I've expressed to the people involved that I'm totally down to do it. And they want me to do it. So I will be doing it next year.

If providing, assuming that they can find somebody else who's in my height and weight class that will also do it. Because it is also, it's a very specific. I'm in a very specific height and weight class It wouldn't surprise me if they didn't find anybody else to do it But I think they'll find like the amount with the success of this dude With the success of this there's no way that they're not gonna find somebody because You can put on 20 pounds in a year bro you can put on 20 I can't my ceiling is like 1 30

Like I can't I can't go beyond that I disagree I I just the thing with people the thing with people that can't gain weight easily is that they've never actually tried to do it legitimately. Because I see this, I see this all the time with people. I'm like, no, you haven't stuffed your face till you fucking hate food, which is what you have to do. It's just like, it's like the opposite direction where like, oh, I'm fucking fat right now. And it's like, yeah, it's hard to lose weight. Yeah, because I'm not putting in the work, putting the hours.

Like, I'm not doing it. It's just as simple as that. I'm not fucking grinding hard enough. I think, I think the height is harder to find, like, than the weight. Like, the height doesn't matter. The weight is what really matters. Well, height matters to a certain degree, but like, weight is high as good classes. That translates, because height translates to reach, which is important.

It does, which gives the other person advantage, but it doesn't mean that they can't be in that weight class. Yeah. I understand you want more of a fair playing field, but I'm just saying you can play around. Somebody could be a foot taller than you and weigh the same weight. So that you just have to be comfortable with it. And what I would just tell you is if, let's just say that scenario ever happens, if your coach is not teaching you to get inside. to uppercut and stay in a pocket,

I would be like, I need a new coach because that's what I was like, Aaron, I was like, I was like screaming, like, why did something,

Aaron did not attempt any uppercuts. Harley was uppercutting him, which was funny. And I was like, I was like, yo, this is, this,

you can't really chuck, tuck your chin when you're that tall. Like, you know, like unless he wants to crouch all the way down, he wants to get like, as far down to Aaron

and then like tuck his chin. He's too tall. So that's where like the uppercut there. That's like best scenario try it even though he probably still would have lost could have at least, that's all that's all I'm saying is that you're still there's a no it's going down and we're

fucking I'll actually show up Yeah I'll go to that one. I'll go to that one. I want to I expressed sorry go ahead. No yeah I am all about it like I'm 100% like I want to do it. Hi I'm Dr. J. Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget

Or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be tied to give them a medication for a fever.

Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder. and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That's awesome. interest in this first one, which Idub said, like, if there's some massive fallout, like if there's some chaos or something, like, it'll be good to have you as a backup. And I'm like, yeah, no problem. So things didn't get too hectic.

So, and as things instill, I was like, I was doing nothing anyway. So I'm like, I'm glad that would have been fucking a disaster. If he was like, oh, God, like, hey, dude, are you available? I'm like, oh, shit. Like, I should have said anything. I'm not available at all. I haven't done anything. having a cardio in months.

I can't do this. I just had cereal for breakfast and dinner. I'm actually not, unfortunately, as much as I, because I've actually been wanting to do this for a while, but I am realizing the, there's something that I'm overlooking a lot.

I have a torn ligament in my wrist. Now, I try to get it fixed, but the people are just like, oh, just do physical therapy. And I'm like, that's not going to fix it because it's torn.

and I need to get this thing fixed because every once in a while something happens to where I don't know what happens if I tear it more I can't tell but like I was just doing some guitar work and my hand was hurting so much and I'm like I can't punch anybody right now

and so that makes me sad to where before I even, I'd have to get my wrist fixed before I can really do this because I can't do anything with it I can barely type right now with my left hand and it upsets me so I They were telling me.

I have a plan. They were telling me that they recommended that I get LASIC if I can. So, maybe. If I got chosen for what I would do is I would go into a coma for six of the months, right? Let my body peel off all that weight, all that atrophy. All this extra weight just gone. Fucking down, down, down like a hundred and like 20 pounds off my body. And then that rest of the six months while I'm learning how to walk, speak, and think.

again, I'm training as a boxer getting good, getting real good, and I go into the ring, all I can say is my name and where I'm from, and fuck somebody up, bro. It would be perfect. Kingston,

wait, Kingston Grand Concourse. Kingston, Grand Concourse, Jameson, name. Kingston Smash. And I am killing people, bro. I'm like, I'm like Tyson if he was better than he was. I'm just the phenom, bro.

You're standing straight. Your stances, you stand like a pencil, like those punching pens. There's no curve. There's no, like, lock. My hands are, like, wide. I'm just doing like this. They're too hard.

They hurt too much. Nobody teaches you how to block A-makers. So you just, they can't fucking do anything about it. Like, I punch like this, but it, but the sign just are like, it doesn't make sense. sense because he punched him straight and he snapped his wrist upon contact.

This guy is special. This boy's special. I have such a little brain function that my body is maximizing my output, period. Like there's moments in the ring where I'm invisible because I'm fainting so fast and I'm jumping around. And they're like, why would you put me in a ring with this,

with this guy? Yeah. This is so stupid. Who did you say? You said you wanted to fight somebody. Oh, the quartering. Yeah. I would love to fight the quartering.

Let's go. You're too tall to fight the quartering. I don't know how tall the quarter is. He's just about as tall or maybe taller. I think they're both like around the same height. Really? Oh, yeah, you met him, right? I met him at the, what is it?

Mickon. And he was towering over me. So, but it was too long ago to know, like, I think they're relatively the same height. That'd be a, probably the same height. That'd be a glorious fight. What if he beats me, though? he beats me and he starts throwing up on the statistics at me

and I'm on the ground like just I can't believe I lost it This crime statistics and All of them talking about how terrible Miles Morales is He tells me that Black Panther the phenomena Black Panther didn't mean anything And that's a bunch of people acting crazy He leans into you

He leans into you, you're on the ground bleeding He leans into you he tilts his head slightly to the side You made it political And I'm just like I would have to have one of the the wake up wake up you can't let him win wake up you can't let this happen moments i'd have to have a rocky bow moment because if he beats me then i'm like i'm set i said i said people back like at you're yeah you're you couldn't even be a part of this podcast anymore i would be too embarrassed

i'd be too embarrassed i'd be so furious that's why i would train i wouldn't go to school dude i would not worry about nursing school i wouldn't worry about anything i would just spend that whole year, like for real actually training. Can we be honest? Like, there's no way in hell he, look it, look it. There's a guy in a dress that repeatedly punched his face and he did nothing about it. As a matter of fact, he just tried to sue, he just tried to sue him. You never know. A guy walked up. But here's the thing. No, no, no, no. Here's the thing. People that fight don't let themselves get punched in the face and then just go and try to sue later. Like, when I was in Florida,

You course it was in Florida and I got jumped by three guys. I took them on. I was fucking drunk and wearing flip flops and I still fought them. And I didn't just be like, you just wait till I come back with my fucking attorney. You just, you fucking fight. That guy is,

he's, he's done. What if this happens, bro, this happens. Okay. Some people don't know that they're weapons, bro.

Some people don't know. Some people, it happens, dude. Like when I was, I mean, hey, Michael Reeves is the great example. When I was doing freaking MMA, I didn't know that I was good at punching people. I didn't, because I hated fighting people.

I was like, I don't like this. I was doing, like, to be able to defend myself. That's bullshit. You've been fighting for, like, fucking all the time. All the time. But I didn't know I was good at fighting because, you know, you can win a fight and not be good at fighting. We've all seen people throw a lot of punches. I disagree.

I disagree. I disagree. I disagree. We've seen people throw, I've seen people throw the most outrageous, like, fucking over-the-top punches and put someone to bed. you know and then I was like oh I'm not half bad at this like I'm actually I actually have some sort of technique you know like I have something going for me like oh my shoulder I can dip pretty well or I got good jabs and I can combo pretty well on somebody but then or I'm a tarry my weapon with me Chris you being more Puerto Rican and I that makes sense for you you always have your blade

on you I can call my blade to me but you guys got that you guys got that fast twitch shit from video games dude that I'm telling you in my opinion that's the like everything to combat sports. You being able to anticipate things and seeing what's coming, things almost kind of slow down when you're in the moment. That's so scary.

When you're so dialed into some shit. That's so scary. It is so, I remember the first time I got into a fight in seventh grade, some idiot, like we were playing touch football and he tackled me. And then I was all pissed off. And when I was trying to get up, he pushed me down. So of course, we started rumbling.

And it was so weird when he grabbed me and he tried to knee me in the stomach and like, I just saw it all happening. and I just moved out of the way and then I just hit him in the face and it was like it was such a weird thing where I'm like, what just happened? It felt like the Matrix.

It was like, what just happened? This is fucking weird. It feels gross and you're like, what? Because some fighters call it, it's from Dragon Ball. It's called Ultra Instinct. Some fighters, like, that's a thing. And I hate that Dragon Balls

has made this thing. Like, people think of it as like, oh, that's that form. Google got white hair. Like fighters are like, oh, no, that shit happens. Where your brain is like, oh, obviously that's

going to come next based on everything I'm seeing and I'm going to move out the way and do something about it. And it's happening before and I'm like, whoa, this is sick. But then people get too absorbed and like, whoa, man, maybe I can do anything and then they get hit again. And they get fucking destroyed.

They try to dive out the window and they think that they can they can account for that. Like, I know I'll land on my feet. I'm going to land on something. We'll figure it out once we're in the air. I will land on my feet. I will land on my feet because why would I not want to? And he jumps out of the window and straight down. He doesn't tuck her anything. He just goes

down. He lands his knees locked and then it's, you know how E.T.'s feet are connected to his stomach. He looks like Kirby. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. You're right. That's what he looks like. He lands and he becomes E.T. instantaneously. his legs shoot up into his torso. He's super stiff because he's got double the bone support straight up in his stuff. To imagine someone jumps out a window and no joke, no bullshit, no way you can misinterpret it, he lands and for a moment before he dies, he's E.T.

You see it. And then he turns back into himself and dies. And you're like, whoa. You even see the force of. like him landing, squish his head out in the same way. He's like, and he dies.

And then he passed away. Everybody unanimously knows. Everyone's like, did you? Did you all? I love the idea of someone like, such a forceful impact. Turned you into ET. So does that count for everything?

Can you like get hip, by a car and turn it to ET for you know, well, the way I'm thinking about it is like because he's landing straight down so his legs are just piercing his torso. He's just turning into it. He just turns into an alien. Because like, have you seen video

images of people getting hit like during boxing matches or like kickboxing matches? And the way their faces contort. They turn into Simpsons characters. Like it's insane. It's insane, dude. It's weird, because like I want to listeners, you need to look up

I think it's a Cheeto Vera or Marlon Vera, K-O's Frankie Edgar. If you look at that, he looks like Mo Sis-Lack or something. He looks like he 100% turns into a Simpsons character. It's the funniest shit ever. What is it called? What is it called? So I guess if you put in Cheeto Vera, K-O's Frankie Edgar,

and there should be a picture of him, and he looks like he's like he's of the Simpsons because his face just, it widens so much, and there's so much, it's, the best I can describe it as, like, probably like Mo or something. I hope you can find it easily. He looks like a scrambled egg.

He looks like a human scrambled egg. It's insane. Oh, man. It's the funniest shit, dude. Same people get hit the way, because some people, most fighters don't have, like, a lot of body fat, you know?

So, like, when they get hurt. You see it? You see it? You see it? Did you put into Discord? Did you put in a display? Oh, man. I'll put it up.

I'll put it in the Discord right out. He looks like a pizza. Oh my God. Dude, it's so awesome. I love shops like that. They go pizza. I almost put it in the wrong thing. His face, his head, his whole face becomes a triangle.

It's so weird. What the fuck? You can see it with, with recording. You can still. you nomads. I'm looking at all my phone. Does he kind of look like Bo? He looks like... Oh, he looks like fucking daffy.

He looks like... He looks like someone you'd encounter in the Three Stooges. He looks like an old-timey character. Like no one... He looks like a guy that works in like a fucking coal mine or something like that. That it just doesn't look real. and this just happened again just a few days ago like two weeks ago yeah I saw the fight

was it Chandler K.O. Ferguson Oh I'm crying speaking of a fight didn't Angano win Ungano hasn't fought in a while man Did that last fight happen? Did he win it? Oh yeah He won with fucking a knee like his meniscus I think his MCL and ACL were both torn he still won

which is insane terrifying. That is a... He's the fucking scariest guy ever. And he's so sweet. He's so sweet. He's a little sweetie by too. He's like, yeah, you know, I tried to run away from Africa and Africa was tough to be in. And I, I learned how to fight and I shoveled salt and stuff. But I'm, I'm good fighter. Am I not? Just like, punch a lip. That motherfucker like, what happened? I think he kept getting sent back to the... He kept getting sent back.

Yeah, he kept trying to stop. Where he was trying to escape. He kept trying to go from Morocco to Spain. And he kept getting sent back. over and over again. And then he was like, I'm not getting set back anymore. If anyone touches me, I'll hit them so hard. They'll die. They'll explode. Dude.

I love, I, those things are so crazy. Those face are just so crazy. He punched the guy so hard in his stomach that the man fell down and started crying. And I was like, man. Yeah, I don't, yeah. So I wouldn't, I wouldn't want that. I would want that. Would you let somebody kick you in the face like that just to have that picture?

Never. No. No? Never. You wouldn't want to have a picture like that? Just to look like that. There's no way that getting kicked in the face like that does not change the way you think fundamentally. Like on a chemical level, dog.

He's different. He's different now. He kicked that man. He looks like the boss from the Incredibles that fires Mr. Incredible at his office job, the small guy with like the long sunken down lips. He looks like. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

You're right. You're right. He looks like every time he got kicked, he finds family guy funnier. Like, he finds it way funnier. Dude, I, like, yo, Peter's kind of funny. And in the second hit, he's like, yo, Peter's hilarious. My chest is like, that, that knocked, that really did exercise my lungs, laughing at that. That is such a shocking image.

Dicey, dicey, yeah. Anyway, what the, let's move on. Dicey, Dice. I don't know. We mentioned, um, stop. We did mention, uh, what are you doing accents again? Dicey, Dice. I don't, I don't want to get into some piece of trash that I don't even want to talk about that

piece of trash. Oh man. What is a? We did already, we did already bring up the quartering. So I know, I know you wanted to talk about this. Jesus Christ. wanted to bring up a couple of his tweets man uh there's one i want to read in particular but

we're not gonna talk about uh the buffalo tragedy obviously because this is a comedy podcast but i just i just don't understand there's a part of you that i'm like okay the quartering's definitely just he's just the ultimate grifter but then i'm just like i don't some of the stuff that he tweets out it makes so little sense that i don't know who he's trying to cater to so then i think he just he just must be supremely stupid. And maybe he's not actually grifting. He actually believes this. I don't know.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Marston? Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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Way more left than right. Like, he was inspired by people like, like, Vash. Like, this is what he was really going hard on the pain on this shit. And then he was also saying stuff like, oh, we all know that, um, uh, uh, uh, Nazism or Nazi, Nazism, whatever, however you say that shit, it's always been a left-leaning thing, you know, and like, or he was saying, like, he was just basically saying these, it's talking points didn't make sense, and I don't know if you was just trying to say because, you know, it's, it's, it's, it's national socialism, and because it says socialism, automatically,

it's just, oh, this is just, there's a left-leaning thing. And he's always has been. And, like, I don't, even though everybody knows, like, Nazis were fascists, like, everybody knows this. That's, it's, it's like, how do you not know this? just you know so he's been going saying stuff that i don't understand i'm like is he i don't i don't understand what he's trying to do what what was he saying i missed this entire thing so look so it so it's you know look it all i'm going to say is

because i don't want to get deep into it is that every person that's um you know on the right they were pretty much trying to distance themselves from the buffalo um shooting uh yeah of course right they were trying to be like Oh, we didn't do anything. The replacement theory, that has nothing to do. You know, basically they were doing all that stuff. I even saw fucking, I even saw, this is weird. Because I remember beefing with Destiny a long time ago.

Because I was, I forgave John Tron for the weird shit that he was saying at one point. Where I was like, he's saying some fuck shit, but I think he just got kind of swayed by a lot of people. Like a lot of people got swayed into some shit. He definitely got quaid. He definitely got cornered. John Trump got cornered on at a really bad time. He was also, he's just like, he was just like a Fortune guy. Yeah.

I don't, like, he was reading a bunch of shit on Fortune. And like some stuff that he was saying around, like, I think you just, there's too many, there's some people that you, you, they, they tried, they made it make sense to you. But like, it just happened. Or I'm like, I don't think this guy's grown up and he's like, I fucking, I hate all this. It was like, he's not one of these motherfuckers. Yeah, he's definitely not. I remember Destiny going hard on the paint on me for that.

And meanwhile, he's like making content with Lauren Southern who has been at the forefront of the replacement theory and like making documentary shit about that fucking trying to like attack some boat that was carrying immigrants and shit like that. And now he's like basically defending her by saying, well, she hasn't said anything about that in a long time because a lot of people are pointing to her. That like this guy, you know he's watched like stuff from rebel media. Of course. And most likely I've seen things from fucking Lauren Southern. And so Destiny's coming out being like, well, she hasn't said anything like that. You know, but she's never apologized. She's never, like, ever gone out and said like, I fucked up.

I'm sorry. You know, so it's just weird to see this weird shit that's happening that people, they're defending her. Like, that dude's defending her. All the right orders are saying they're not, this is not, has nothing to do with the replacement. Tucker Carlson's everything that are doing all this shit. So Jeremy jumped on it. And then Jeremy is an idiot. So instead of like being able to do it in a way that's even remotely like his, you know, like say the, the way that's a bench of hero tries to explain it away.

Right. To his audience, it makes sense where he's like he's going to try to articulate his words and he's going to just try to sweep it on the rug. But Germany's just saying shit that just doesn't make any sense. And is his audience buying it? I mean, they're getting a bunch of likes. So I'm like at a certain point, I guess. I don't know. Because I look in the comments section

And it's mostly like people that aren't Completely brain dead That are saying like what the fuck are you talking about You know? There's people like what did he say though? Like what did he specifically what I was saying earlier that As he was talking about the The shooter was inspired

Because in his manifesto He made a big manifesto Of course he did And yeah And he was basically saying When he was younger He used to be like I guess radical lefty but then as he got older,

he went further and further to the right and he became obviously a fucking fascist and then he became a white supremacist and stuff like that. And then he cited plenty of things like the replacement theory, all these things that he's obviously is inspired by all this shit

that Tucker Carlson has been spouting for years and stuff like that. And then the quartering's like, that's not true. My source is his own words when he said that at some time when he was a teenager, he was like a lefty.

That was the source. and then I'm like, but like, I'm like, dude, did you read like the next sentence? It just didn't make sense to me, like, what he's doing. Yeah, yeah, he's like he doesn't read the whole thing. But also, even if you did just take that for what it was worth, I mean, he's telling you literally what that means.

And what that means is I used to be this. You're no longer that. Right, which like plenty of people, plenty of people, like, I would say like, like, obviously politics are a lot different now. but like I would say probably in like 2009 I think I would have probably said like yeah I think I'm a Republican I think like I don't know like I never hated Obama or nothing but like I was just sort of like trying to figure things out and I was like I think like certain things about this makes sense and I think everybody's and like my whole family's weird because like I have conservatives as my family but like none of them are like like hardcore like there's no alt-right people in my family like it's it's it's it's it's such a strange concept. I have a bunch of conservatives in my family too.

Like a bunch of my, um, a bunch of my, uh, family from Puerto Rico. A lot of them are like very conservative. Yeah. You know,

because like Hispanic, Hispanic nations have, they're just, have, usually have conservative views because they went, they did the whole like proper socialist shit and it fucking yeah. Yeah.

They came from like communist countries. Yeah. And they're like, yeah, they got like that, uh, they have like, they have like generalized trauma from like it, it,

working the other way. Right, right, right. But, uh, but like, there's no, like, it was never like, uh, no gay people are bad or fucking like, like it was never anything like that. So like, when I was younger, I thought like, oh, yeah, you know, it makes sense that, um, you know, being like, uh, like the left is really optimistic, but it's not realistic, is what I used to think. Mm.

Um, so I would have, at the time, I would have said like, yeah, I'm probably a Republican. Mm. Definitely not a Republican. And I haven't been a Republican. I haven't, I haven't been Republican even adjacent. probably even during that time looking back on it realistically. Yeah.

But no, I totally understand, man. But people change, but like when they're, when people are teenagers, they don't know what the fuck they think. Exactly. They just think that they think certain things.

You know, like, like people really undermine how stupid. Because teenagers have the idea where they can have, they can absorb vast amounts of knowledge, but they have no experience at all. Like,

they just don't have experience. All they have is what they see and they don't go out and they live. I've always can't, I considered myself like a left-leaning person, but I didn't know why I considered myself that. I was like, oh, my family is like pro-gay rights and pro stuff like that. And I was like, all right, this makes sense. I'm this.

But then growing up, it's like, oh, now I definitely know why I stand for this. Right. When you were younger, you were kind of just going, because you live in an echo chamber in your teenage years. You're just, when you're young, you're just what your family is. Yeah, for the most part. Like, it's, it's like religion where like, there was a long period of time where I would have said, like, oh, I'm a Catholic or I'm a Christian. It was like I never, I never really was because I never bought any of it. I always thought it was fucking cartoonish.

But like, I was like, I guess this is what we do. And I guess this is like what we are. And I guess this is how the world works. So I guess I'm this. I think. Right. No, no, same. It was.

Same. Yeah. That's why like, when I was figuring shit out, I, I mean, I've been independent since I was in high school. And at a certain point when I started becoming closer to graduating, I considered myself a libertarian. but I didn't really think about it. I didn't think deeply of what libertarian really is and what it represents.

And it's like, when you think, especially when it comes to like say, oh, you care about, if you care about, like, say, women's rights or you care about, like, rights in general and stuff and freedom for everybody. Yeah. It seems cool on paper, but when you think about what can actually happen. Yeah. Like where I go, I literally stand by the exact same thing. I was like, oh, this sounds good. And then I looked into like, what? meant and I was like that could get nuts.

That can get like problematic because what if you're just in a bad place? Stateful of like like fucking like just women are literally second class citizens and then like you can marry children and shit like literally it takes it go in a direction. It could go quick of that direction because the idea of it is like oh yeah we like this is our area. We dictate what happens here and I'm like oh that sounds oh wait what if you're like in a deep south. I'm just like oh oh I could get.

I can get hazy. No, I'm not back. Like, I remember around, like, early on in, like, 2012, I remember being, I remember really liking, in comparison to a lot of the political figures that were active around that time, I remember really liking Ron Paul, like, a lot. Yeah. Because I remember just thinking, like, oh, this is like a conservative guy, but it doesn't seem like a bat shit.

He doesn't seem like an evangelical weirdo, and he seems like more in line with what I believe. And there's some stuff, like, his gold standard shit was like, all right, it's come down a little bit. He was a creationist, but since he was a libertarian, he was like, I'm not pushing my views on you. No, exactly. He was like, yeah. It was like, I agree with you on certain things and you're reasonable about the things you don't, that I don't agree with you on. And I remember I found that really appealing.

No, 100%. And then in 2016, in 2016, it was Bernie Sanders, which was like, oh, that's like all of the same thing, except I agree with pretty much all of it. Right. But like, people would be like, oh, well, you, you like. like Ron Paul in 2012 so you were a Republican you changed the lefty it's like no it's just the safe there's nobody around in 2012 it was just Obama and like a but like

fucking all these like corporate clown Obama broke my heart bro I did a whole pay I did a that was my senior project was on Barack Obama bro I was I loved that I was at the first inaugural I was at the first inaugural not I was at the first I was at the second inauguration I was like

really I really really was like oh this guy's it he's the chosen one this guy's I remember my grandmother went there. My grandmother, I went to the first one. And they had that we were there. Then we were at history. And I was like, oh, that's so cool.

I want to go to the next one. And then like, I was like, oh, this dude sucks, bro. Like, I hit like 20 years old. And I just looked at what he did. And I was just like, yo, he's the worst. Why is he so bad? There was, there was, I was just wary, not of Obama. just the

because nobody when you retroactively look at how things are progressed in a bad way you know by whatever happened Bush and some horrible shit

Clinton did some stuff for you know NAFTA and Gat was pretty bad and it was this shit was it was Clinton's fault bro it was it goes

yeah guys holy shit did you see that clip did you see that clip of uh of George Bush uh doing that Freudian slip

at that conference wait what no what he said we was talking about like a wholesale invasion and he was talking about an invasion of Ukraine but he like slipped up and said Iraq

he's like the whole he's like the wholesale and unjust invasion of Iraq I mean Ukraine and then and then later on he and like a couple seconds later he goes Hi I'm Dr. Jake Goodman host of Beyond the script the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist

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Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get big. and badder and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on Awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 Wow Dan Morgan from Morgan from Morgan from

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it's all it's been known for the longest time that motherfucker was just a puppet like he didn't run shit and that's why if you look at him even with like he's so he's so dumbfound and don't know what to do

with 9-11's happening because he's just genuinely just not he's there to just look good and be the people person everybody else behind the scene is gonna be doing shit right that's why he's reading fucking

children's books or whatever the fuck he's doing. He's not doing the Dick Cheney shit. I'm saying, you're going to go out and you need to buy things. Dick Cheney and Rumsfeld were running shit and like, say he was just like, all right, motherfucker, you're going to, you're going to look pretty, you're going to take the bun of everything. You're going to have people throw shoes at you.

You're going to have to duck them pretty good, which is pretty dope. When you saw that motherfucker, I throw his shoes on them, that was pretty good. That was a good dodge. No, watch this drive. Now watch this drive. Dude. I don't know. I don't.

don't that was funny that was like it's funny it's funny you missed that shit it's funny i it's funny i know but it's really sad like it was oh yeah no because i because i can admit like looking back because like when i looked at bush everybody my whole family didn't like bush and i was just like yeah i don't really know why they don't like him but i also really don't like this guy like my grandmother my grandmother and my sister were like oh it's just Desert Storm again. And I was just like, I don't know what that means. I'm like eight.

But I don't like this guy. Sounds like a calling duty. He doesn't seem smart to be the president. Yeah, I mean, he's a war criminal. So whatever. I mean, like all of them are, bro. They're all war criminals, unfortunately. Anyway, I was trying to find this.

Except for path. No, I'm kidding. I was trying to find this one. I wanted to cap it off because the whole I was leading towards this quartering tweet that it was non. It didn't have to do with this. It was something he tweeted just. recently and I'm actually really annoyed that

it should have been just like right popped up on my phone and ready to go because I just used it in a video and it's like the quartering tapped into my phone or something and was like no we're taking this shit out he's probably he's got that good he's got that good quartering money dude I got that good money he's got Timpool skating rink in the in the in the in my commune my underground bunker nobody makes

fuck man that motherfucker's balling dude Tim pool Tim pool's gone I wish the person he was is gone bro he's an empty I wish I wish I was

I wish I was I wish I was I was morally bankrupt enough to sell fear to people on the daily Thank you I think I could do it I wish I was a piece of shit

dude I can do it if you think you can you should because then you'll be a millionaire in a year yeah yeah you will

you'll you'll literally like if you just convince everybody that everything is out to get them and they should it'll be funny for me It'll be fun to you.

It'll be funny because like it'll be, it'll be like a moment where I really see like where all my friends stand. Like all my friends where it is this like, they know I, they know I don't mean it. Like Paul will be coming and he'll be like, dude, what are you saying? And I'm like, I understand I sound ridiculous,

but I bought a plot of land and they're building homes for all of us there. We'll have our own little place. That's just ours. And I wonder how many I'm friends will be like, yeah, whatever, or no, or before I lose it and I have a very bad day on live switch and do something crazy. Yeah.

I get myself like four years before I lose my mind. But I'll be very rich by then. I want to ask you, I want to see who you guys feel about this. And then we got to move on. So the quartering says, discussion with the wife as she watches Our Father. I guess it's a show called Our Father. One of the women found out it was her father who was,

actually her OBGYN. My wife was grossed out. I was like, actually, if someone, actually, if someone is handling my sacks like doing a prostate exam on me, I prefer it was my dad who agrees. Thoughts? What? So why would he tweet that? Why would you tweet that? You're fucking telling me. That's some shit. That's some shit that you can only bring up to your closest friends. And then you got to say, I'm just kidding afterwards. But you got to read the room. And like when they start being like, you're like, ha, ha, is a joke?

Is it a joke? Wouldn't that be crazy? Yeah, no homo. That's like, that's like a cosmically strange thing. Oh, yeah. Because I'm trying, I'm trying really hard to like mentally gymnasticsize my way into that opinion. And I don't, I can't find a way to do it. I think the only, the only way I can be like, oh, well, he is more vested in your survival than an actual doctor because he cares. but like you want your dad

you want your dad's hand up your ass fondling your fucking organs your dad just playing fucking your dad fucking slapping the fucking hallway of your asshole I just can't even because I think in every scenario if anybody's ever done any type of medical exam

I think they would find in every scenario that a perfect stranger that is there for business and you never have to see them again is always the best option. Then somebody you fucking know. I would want to invite, I would want to invite my fucking physician to, like,

hey, you want to see Dr. Strange? You've cradled my balls and asked me to cough before. You want to come to the movies with me? No, you've peered inside my assholes. Again,

if you, if you ceased to exist only, like, at every moment that I didn't need you and only those moments, it would be perfect for me. Oh, yeah. Like, I don't, I don't want, that is crazy.

You put a camera up my ass and then looked at what was inside. I don't want to, I don't want to talk to you ever again. Ever again. I don't want to talk. You're like, you're like that bad night at like a college when you fuck that girl you didn't want to fuck. And you're just like, I did this because I thought it would be a good idea. Now I'm shamed to myself. It's like one of those moments where you're just like, you, you peered into me like a cat digging into a pringle can.

I don't want you around me. But apparently Jeremy does, though. He likes that shit. He's like, Dad, that was a good night. Remember that? Remember how deep he got in there? It was pretty funny that you didn't use Lube. That was a good joke, Dad.

That was really good. His dad. His dad. It didn't hurt too much, Dad. And it's ripped him open. Two shallow spits. Two. He fucking gets on a diving board.

And he fucking does like a triple fucking backflip right. into his ass. And then he lands, he jumps off the diamond board, he lands, becomes the ET, and then rolls into it. It's like,

it's like, it's like, I'd imagine, you know, like, it's like the big, chungest transformation, but into ET

from like looted dudes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's like, boom, and he's ET, he moves.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

Actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Only to realize that like, like imagine drawing big Chungus, like in the 1940s or whatever. And then you die. You didn't even, you didn't even see the biggest impact that you've, that you had. That's crazy. So many years after you're fucking dead. That's so dis. It's so, because it's such a stupid thing.

It's so genuinely dumb. that the idea of it becoming popular now is just like... I always just wonder about the people who... I always want to know who's the first person that fucking did it. Like, who was the person that saw it and was like, this is funny. I'm going to call this big chungis. Like, who's the guy?

Who did it? I think it was a collaborative effort. I think what happened was that image, that image, that was circulating because some guy got stoned. I thought it was funny and shared it out of context. A bunch of people, a bunch of people shared it as well. And then, like, a bunch of names were thrown out

and then that one stuck arbitrarily. Some, but it's so interesting because, like, you know someone is responsible. You know, there's one person who's responsible for finding that image and sharing it, and there's one person responsible for naming it, and they will never receive anything. Any accolades.

And I want to, I want to pat people like that on the back that, it's like Ugandan Knuckles, I also want to Whoever started this new meme of like It's like a the bigoted like dotions Like have you seen that? Oh there's a homophobic dog Yeah they're all like it's like it's mainly like those

Doctions those like the The Snoopy dogs or whatever Yeah yeah it's more like Like they even shared it on on the remember that thing You tweeted out about the creator clash about You fighting me And like it was like kissing me or some shit Remember that sweetie?

No wait what? I gotta see this Well, that, like, somebody replied under it, and it was just like the dog. It was just to keep it in the bedroom. It's like, it's a whole thing. It's like a whole thing. Like, it's just like a homophobic dog. It's so funny. You could look at it.

Like, it's, it's, there's a recent article on Snopes. Did Washington Post publish this dog is the new face of online homophobia? Keep it in the bedroom. It's so good, dude. I was like, who thought of this? I want to be, I want there to be some period down the line where you can retrace, like, who did you the meme like who memed it? Like I want to see like that in line like what happened like who's the first person to be like

yo sometimes I love it when it's actually traceable. Like I'm a fan when it's actually traceable. Oh my God. Are you looking at it? I'm just scrolling through the snobes article. There's this serious video. It's just it says is this dog homophobic? And it's just the dog looking off.

The dog just looks at it's like sitting next to a glass of wine. It's so good Who thought of this? Who thought like putting these adorable dogs And then just saying some fucking homicococity You know what you know What is that is that like one of your funniest memes Because the Ross meme

No That Ross meme I think that's the funniest meme ever dog No that is an iconic meme That one is so good I've used to get a load of this Get a load of this dude You know this Hard R

I'm not gonna say it I'm not gonna say it Get a load of this guy. Get a load of this. Get a load of this. There was a guy. Did you see, I can't remember her name, a Nico something. She did that Bernie Sanders dancing chick.

Oh, Niccolo? Oh, Niccolo. Okay, yeah. So her, she did her dance and then an old guy. He responded to it saying something like, oh, why don't you just call me, like what you want to call me? And then he just says it just drops a fucking N-bomb. Like, it's a hard R. Like just saying basically

out of nowhere Nobody wanted to call him that But he was just assuming and lying Was he the adequate The adequate race He was white as fuck Was he the adequate race to be called that Even though it's not right

He was goat white He was goat white dude And he was like And then he goes He says that he drops it right And then so I respond with that fucking beam Which was perfect Just Ross is telling

Straight up calling him the N word And it was beautiful It got It went so fucking viral. I was so happy that I'm like, I knew I saved this for some fucking reason. The first time I saw it, I was like,

this is magic. You can't use it that often. I use it that often. I used it one time on Jack, you know, the CEO, you know, the CEO, I think Chris died or something.

And he's like mummified already somehow. He's going to turn to ET soon to we keep talking. Can you imagine like he just mummified that quickly? Like somehow, he just, he just tried it. He desiccate out and his organs are gone. He desiccates in front of us and I'm like, yo, is he a vampire?

Like, what happened? Oh, my lord. That would be cool. That is a good meme. I do like the Ross one. It's so good. And then the Mario showing his bare asshole, but is Mario 64? That one's pretty nuts.

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Let's go into some questions I want to get through a decent amount of these because we've got some A couple of things piling up Okay okay Let's do it I love FOV sliders

Rode in He says hey fuckers I want to know What Sweeney thinks of Mr. Morrell and the big steppers Oh Once it comes out on the 13th Obviously he asked that before

The 13th But we're just getting to it now So yeah I mean you were pretty excited About this one Of course I'm very excited For any time Kenric Lamar makes an album

but this one though I do not think it's his best it is still a fantastic album I'm still gonna be the guy that thinks Tip of Butterfly is like the best album ever made in human history because of how good it is but it does it does tackle a lot of really good things it just kind of shows that like Kendrick has grown as an artist a lot and he's like I'm

I'm done putting myself as the person that has to try to do the saving of the black community like I'm gonna kind of constantly still be the person that's going to like, you know, make songs about like injustices and how we need to make ourselves better and do better as a community. But he's not. I'm not going to be like killing myself or crying when I don't see the world doing better, you know. My part is to try to help not to save the world. So I really enjoy it.

I think the song, Auntie Diaries, Daddy Issues and Savior, all fantastic songs. Amazing. Oh, I'm kidding. I hate you. I hate you. hate you. Derek, Derek, Derek, I, so, so let's, let's, let's go back a little bit. We were talking about Tupac Shakur in this, before he recorded, and Derek, I was talking to Derek and I was like, Tupac was not a great rapper, but he had a fantastic message in his music. And Derek said,

and I quote, I didn't give a fuck about his message. And that hurt me so bad. Because what else did that dude bring to the table. Let me show, let me show you exactly what he brought to the, to the table. Ignorance. He fought with you. I ain't a killer,

but don't push me. Revenge is like the Swedish joy next to getting pussy. You tell me, that's, that's, that's, that's,

that's, that's bars right there. No, that's not. That's just, that's just, that's just, revenge is like the Swedish joy next to get.

Like, everyone loves, that's where, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

uh, The idea from revengeance was spawned from one fucking Hail Mary. Could you imagine they're all around smoking or blunt listening to Hell Mary? And then Kojima's like, oh, he makes that game. Could you imagine that's how it happened? It's probably how it happened. Because what reason, why is he so, why does he love Norman Rita so much? Like he probably loves Tupac just as much, but he's just not alive so he can't hang out with them.

otherwise it would have been fucking Tupac in fucking Death Stranding This guy's a You're gone You're gone Can you imagine Can you imagine Tupac in death stranding

That's why I fucked your bitch You fat motherfucker As a little The thing that things spins And a baby's like I gotta deliver these packages You claim to be your player But I fucked your wife

I came to me But I fucked your wife And took your package And then deliver it to you Bus for life I fuck me Oh, my God. All right, now there's got to be a mod,

a fucking death-stranding mod of Tupac. Go ahead. Guys. I'll pay somebody to do it. I'm going to be real with y'all. I'm be very honest, y'all. I hate 90s, LA hip-hop. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman,

and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids' fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child.

Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I think it's dog shit. That's because you're from New York. I think it's garbage. I think it, I think it's,

It's cool. You can bump to it, you know, if you had a party and you want to do some shit. Like, from San Andreas, I listen to so much of it. And if you want to do the whole like, you know, do the sway and then the bounce with it back and forth for the party, that's fine. But if you play that shit while I'm hanging out with you, I'm swinging on you because there's much better rap music. And I refuse to accept it. I'm sorry. See, I was saying, look, I'm going to say this and then we got to move on.

I was just going to say that I was saying before we started. recording that you Sweeney remind me of these metal elitis that fucking are so upset by like basic fucking like breakdowns and whatnot we're like this is so this is this is not intricate like there's so much better

shit out there look at these guys I'm like yeah not everybody wants to listen that shit all the time man sometimes people just want to shut their brains off and listen some bum boom some bing bangs and some film it some bum bum boom and some bing bangs yeah yeah that's it they don't want to they don't want to they don't want to hear fucking all this like conscious shit where like look at me

I'm smart and I'm talking about real issues and stuff and the community is down and we got to pick it up and everyone's like yeah I get it like you're giving me anxiety you're giving me fucking anxiety man I just want to fucking listen to somebody talking about slapping bitches or something at Robinnings there's nothing better than a song about

slapping bitches alright that is that is the peak of music in general you know but but that's why I slapped your bitch that's why I beat your wife you fat motherfucking

different time line he beat a little kid beats her oh my god beats up little Kim he beats up Faith Hill he just beats him anyone he's associated

he beats his mom up oh my God can't find him he's like yo I want to kill him but I where is he at the moment I left my mom's house

he beat up my mom bro That's the next question I left that 8507 he showed up at 856 But did you go inside until 858 Just waded around Apparently he was in broad daylight That's Tupac if you look over today You will see Tupac's Accord is waiting

We gotta fucking move on God fucking damn it That shit is Okay Just a couple comments from Damien Sawyer's Says hey solid liquid and solidus I watched sorry to bother you because Chris

and Sweeney mentioned it and I can't believe what happened I don't really have a question Just wanted to thank you guys for putting me on to some good stuff Derek thank you for getting me into suicide silence They're now one of my favorite bands Oh nice So thank you for Thank you for taking our recommendation

Damian Sawyers You've been gifted two excellent things Hold on there's a bug on my camera wrote in says with the creator clash from mr idubs on everybody's minds i gotta ask two questions if i'm allowed if the three of you were put into a similar were to wait if the three of you were put into a similar event boxing people for charity all in good fun with no three no actual animosity who would you want to have a go at preferably somebody in your own weight class we we did answer this kind of with with with with the quartering i i don't know how tall or how heavy ray william johnson is but i would

would gain weight to be able to do that. You really want, you really want to fire. I don't know. I don't know. I just think, I just think it would be really funny because I just think the fact that we both have raised in our name and also the fact that like he's just this, this musical like cringe person. I would, I think it would be funny. It would be so funny to be in the ring with Ray William Johnson. That premise is just, essentially because I used to, I used to watch that guy. It's so funny because I'm still a fan of his. Like, I know every word to like Muppet sex

and like doing your mom. You're so sick. I know every because I that was that what's the, where's the message? Where's the message in that? No, I don't. Yo, Chris, Chris. I listen to songs. I listen to penis music. Like I actually play that shit and sometimes write because it's just funny. It helps

my brain like calm down. But like doing your, like I was a huge fan of equals three. That was like the first other than like maybe Niki, he Like that was like the first YouTube channel I was ever like really exposed to Hmm And I was just like I like this This is funny

That once was a man who lived in a trash can He couldn't get more assing Fuck the fuck up Anyway My problem with these peeps My problem with opponents I can't even think of I can't because for some reason like people that I

there's like so much there's so much at different weight classes than me because even though I'm short on the shorter side I'm I'm heavy I could so basically I would be I would probably fight at cruiser weight like at 200 yeah probably I would probably fight like because I'm fucking right now I'm like 220 something and so it would be very a weird thing You should fight easy bro what if you get a chance to fight Israel Hadassania They're like Derek we we pulled some strings we pulled some strings we got

some things happening, but Israel Adasanya said he's willing to fight you. Look, I would fight, and this is no joke, I've always been this way. I'll fight anybody for a bag. Like, if it's a good bag, because even if I know I'm going to get destroyed, because you're going to get destroyed quickly.

It's not like you're going to, you know, you're not, like, that's if you don't get a demon. It's not, it's not, it's not, that's if you don't get a demon. That's if you don't get someone that's a bad person. I'm not even joking when I say this. I'm not even joking when I say this. This may sound extreme,

but I would, if you gave me a million dollars or whatever, like it could be a good purse, I would fight Prime Mike Tyson. That's, I know I'm going to get destroyed. Derek, look, look, look, look, okay. Now, Mike, Mike,

that's a good bag for 10 seconds of fucking of a round. That's a good bag, right? And I get that's a good bag. But what happens is, what good is a bag if your brain don't work the same way no more? Like, like fighting, fighting young Mike is so dangerous because of the size he is. Like the high,

we obviously know it's the higher, the higher you get into weight classes. He's young too, according to his name. The higher you get into the weight classes, the more dangerous the matches just become in general based on the mass and the size of the people that are fighting. Yeah,

but I'm not, I'm not worried. I'm talking about, because I'm not going to take a dive. We already know I'm going to get destroyed. Everyone knows this. But for some reason, everybody wants to see it.

don't know why maybe I became a really terrible person. Derek. Derek. Derek versus Ethan Ralph. Because he's way shorter than you, but he's probably heavier than you as well. He's definitely like, dude, that guy's got quadratits. I've never seen that in my entire life. What does that mean? I've never, he's got tits on top of his tits.

That's crazy. And I've never seen that. And I'm telling me, I've never seen that. I've seen fat guys all over the old. Like, I've just seen regular titties. You got a little man titties. That's no problem. But this guy literally.

Ethan Ralph. Yeah, yeah. He looks. he's something different. He's rotund. He looks like a fucking ice cream. He's a rotund. He's a rotund fellow.

But here's the thing. And this is why I say, like, because I can't even claim Ethan Ralph, and this is why, because this is legitimately being set up as we speak right now. Ethan Ralph and Andy Warsky are trying to fight in September.

So ridiculous. And I am just salivating at that. I just need, first of all, I want to see Ethan Ralph without a shirt on fighting. That's just going to be awesome. Because you guys, because like there's a lot of people,

Only the deviants and then me diving into the deviancy is aware of that realm. Derek, because like I've been peeking. Derek, I've been peeking into hell, dude. That's the symbiote, Derek. You can't keep putting that shit on. You're putting it on and you're like, hey, I'm going to go and I'm going to walk around here.

But one day, you're going to be like, I like it. I like it here. This feels fun. I like this place. I hate it. I'm telling you because I hate it so much, but there's just the stuff that Ethan Rout does. He just, let me give an example. he was streaming and for some reason he needed to put in his credit card number to buy something over the phone

he thought he hit mute on the live stream and he didn't and he gave his number out to everyone and this just happened he just he can't stop he went on a crazy rant about because you know he did revenge porn he went on a crazy rant how he believes that uh if you record something with somebody's consent you should be allowed to own it and distribute it in however way you want to want it. So yeah, even porn. That's insane. Like, he believes this. He's like, I think there's some feminist bullshit. Well, I think there's some feminist

bullshit. And if you record, like, he went on this rant and I'm like, I can't believe this. He's the gift that keeps on giving, and I just keep peeking into the porto of hell to see the demonic shenanigans. I haven't watched my ass in 10 years and I ain't about to start now. Dude, he's

a fucking freak, man. Like, Andy Orsky's going to kill him. What if he real? What if he real what if he's a weapon bro well here's not a weapon this is this is he's not a weapon but he is like he's like a you ever see homer simpson box yeah like homer simp when he saw tyson so there's an episode of homer sims this uh well dreaderick it's no it's based it's based on dreeteric dreaderick tatum is basically mike tyson but in the sims universe but um he basically the way homer would win he would tire you out but just by taking all the blows and i think because even ralph of

hasn't been, he's been publicly assaulted for everyone's viewing multiple times and he's not been put down. So there's a possibility that, uh, kind of like, Idubs where Dr. Mike was hitting him pretty clean, but Ethan kept coming.

I mean, Ian kept coming. Ian did not give up. There's a possibility with that, with that southern drunken rage that he has, he can just like probably absorb everything. Probably get, he'll probably get hit a thousand times is probably a record for boxing.

He'll get like a thousand times in like six fucking in six rounds or however many rounds they do. And you won't go down and then fucking Worski's arms will be noodles. And then Ethan just like just you know bumps him with this fucking that massive gun. And then worst he's just done. I think

that Ethan Ralph is going to he's going to get a taste of this right. He's going to get a taste of being healthier. And that rush of being in the ring right. And he's going to be like I like power because he's clearly villainous already. So he's gonna be like I like being strong

being strong makes me feel good and he's gonna realize he's gonna realize what he's capable of and he's gonna keep training and keep training and he's gonna come back looking like that guy that keeps saying he's natural even though he's not. I forgot his name that dude that fucking that you

showed and you were like oh yeah I'm natural and then I saw a picture about his fucking shirt on that was like that guy is more steroid than human Are you talking about The liver king? Yeah, liver king Yeah, the Michelin man

The Michelin man What are you talking about Ethan Ralph? No, I'm talking about that guy No, that guy who's like The guy who says like, oh, I'm all natural And he's like clearly He's just the fucking Michelin man

He's just covered in feet Like his muscles are fucking Those are not natural Yeah, see when you say Michelin man That guy's like doughy So I'm like what the hell you're talking about? Is the Michelin Man Doey? I feel like the Michelin Man is like

He looks like he looks at He looks like rings of like fake muscles. What like I remember. I thought it was more like smooth, but maybe I'm misremembering. You're thinking about you're probably thinking of the doughboy. You're probably thinking more smooth. The people of the doughboy is more smooth.

You're probably right. The Michelin Man is also like idea of thing. No, the Michelin Man is, Michelin Man looks fat, dude. Because that's rolls. That looks like rolls of fat. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman. And I'm the host of Beyond the script,

a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are two. embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reduced from

might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from C-Earthur. BDS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I guess so.

He does look chubby as well, but that guy is like a liar. No, yeah, Liver King is, of course he's lying. What a fucking terrible, what a terrible mascot this is. It looks fucking gross. It looks gross. Oh my God, anyway, fucking. I don't get why they lie. You guys are overestimating Ethan Ralph's ability.

You guys are, I don't know why you're putting so much faith in this guy. He's so short, he can't reach himself. Like he's he's he's he's not going to I can't even imagine him throwing a punch I've seen I think I've seen him training bro and though it's very bad right now it could tighten up You never know man I haven't seen anything I need that footage god damn I just I'm just so invested in this because of this what the what these people have become over the years Where it's just it's so it's it's a beautiful thing man it's like these deviance that did such fucked up bullshit over the years

and then just seeing them gonna go at it and them gonna beat each other up it's so awesome are they just gonna find like a like a like a blimpies parking lot or something fucking blimpies find a blimpie parking lot Chris Chris Chris Chris

guess who's putting on the event take a good guess you'll probably figure it out I come on somebody is it is it is it met a man no he's not because he's

not going to show himself or nobody's ever seen that guy. That's true, yeah. Think of just deviancy that loves attention, always shows himself, he's always in everybody's Yeah. Yeah. So the main event should be, well, they're trying. I don't know if any commission's going to approve it, but Sam Hyde versus Boogie 2-988, which Boogie, it's like, it basically would be like me fighting Mike Tyson.

Like, I know I'm going to get destroyed. That's what Boogie is completely content with that. It's just about the experience. So I... Why? I, bogey's going to die. Boogie's going to die in that rain. Everyone, there's probably, this is the good thing about boxing.

The boxing idea is that, like, everyone, they're bringing more appeal to the sport. You know, a lot of people are finding out there, they enjoy it, and it's a good way to get healthy. But what happens is we're going to keep playing what God's gift and someone's going to get hurt because that's how it works. That's okay. That's how things work. And I want someone to get hurt. I've been praying for it. I've been itching for it.

I've been the whole time. Boogie's going to get hit once and his eyes going to roll out of his head like a 20-year-old pug. He's going to get hit once fall down and on his way standing up he's going to expire. And it's going to be like, oh, wow.

This is bad. He'll get knocked down. He'll go, boom. At least that's a man. He passes in the half getting upstate and he's stuck like that. And that's how it works. There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a fucking, there's a camera set over the ring that's like zoomed in onto his face and then it plays that fucking song from the ending of Breaking Bad.

Then it does the zoom twirl out. Guess I got what I deserve. That would be so, that would be so funny. Kept you waiting there too long. That'd be really funny until it happens. I'd be like, whoa, that's hilarious. And I see it. I'd be like, whoa, that's sad.

I mean, I feel bad if Bogie died. Like, I don't have anything. Yeah, I mean, I don't want him to die. I don't have any animosity. I don't want him to die, but I want someone to get hurt really bad in the ring. Well, that's what we were talking about Worski and Ethan Ralph. We want that to be a barn burner. Like, I want that fucking shit to be.

I'm excited to see that. I want the club to glow up. Like, I want some shit to happen. And like, everybody's bumping. Everybody's having a good time. It's, I want it to, I want it to look like. a hold down in hell. Like, where, like, there's, like, everyone's going bananas.

Everyone's drinking. There's alcohol flying through the air. Like, I want it to be a celebration when someone gets hurt. And then I want everybody to mourn them, obviously. I'm excited. I'm excited at the premise of seeing, like, like, flash photography, like really quick photos of Ethan Ralph's face doing the Simpsons thing. Because there's so much, because there's so much.

There's so much to move around. Yeah, yeah He gets hitting There's a moment Like the rock I'm gonna tell you I'm gonna be Fucking

He gets hit He looks like beautiful Squidward He gets hit No he gets hit in his body's like Tone He looks like fucking like Like a wall He looks like

Kai green for a moment And then he falls down And he himself again And you're like Whoa dude This is can he get back up? I won't accept it though I need him

The only thing That I would be really upset about is if he fights with their shirt on though because that'll actually ruin the whole experience. Yeah, that'll be waste of time. I got to see them titty. So, dude, I got to, dude, he's got like, he, I just, I, I, I, I just, I, this

it's like, bless this guy. I need something for the later on tonight, bro. Like, like, I need something. Like, there's, he's just done so much just stupid bullshit and it's so, it's at a, a sane person would be like, That's enough. I've done too much. I got to stop, dude.

I got two kids now. I got a wife. I got to get my shit. Nah, like, he's going harder. He's had like, he's had 48 wake-up calls and he slept like a baby through all.

It's like, it's like, you know, like you know when you're like at that age when you're like, all right, I'm done clubbing, I'm done going out.

How old is he? How old is he around? Late 30s. I think he's late 30s. Jesus. Jesus fucking Christ. Let's Google it. Stop it, bro.

He won't. He probably should, but at the same time, like, I just with my morbid curiosity, I just, I'm such a fan. It's, like, it's, like, I'm a fan of, like, if he's just doing regular shit, like, oh, I'm going to have a talk show, I'm like, I don't care about this guy. But when he's just doing all this dumb shit all the time, like, dude, this guy's awesome. Like, he's here for us. He's here.

He's put on this earth to entertain. For us. Yeah. He's a blessed creature. Anyway, I need him. him. I need him. Yeah, so good stuff. All right, what we got next? Let's kill all these questions. Yeah, yeah, let's move on.

I feel gay fuck you, Rodin. Nice. Says, hi, didily ho, there, you three strangers. If you were being forced to eat food in the shower, what food would be the worst? Oh, my God. Anything with bread. Anything with buns. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Immediately. I was going to say, I was going to say, like a sandwich or a burger or anything. something like that. Because like, that's not been a big deal. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist

from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of paramedopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated,

have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I can do it. Any what? I need pasta in the shower. Like, I know I can do that. That's not as bad. That's not as bad. Yeah. Or like an apple is already soaked in water. Or like an apple. Or like an apple in the shower. Like, I would just like, I'm going to eat this apple. Oh, yeah. That's just like, that's almost like what I do probably. That's almost like the way

You should eat an apple In the show It's like I'm cleaning myself And the fruit How, how, you know, It's like, The thing that I thought was like A bowl of cereal

Would probably be pretty tedious But you gotta eat it fast It's rapidly becoming grosser Rapidly Yeah, but then it's gonna be It's gonna be so, You're gonna feel so shitty Like inhaling a bowl of cereal

So quick that the water can't fuck it up Is gonna have you so fuck the rest of stomach's going to hurt, but like... Because that's... Because not only is that sugar, but that's just a lot of milk. So, like, I don't know, man. But yeah, definitely. Definitely anything with bread.

I think a pizza would be fucking awful. Pizza would fucking suck, but nothing... Like, I just picture... Anything bread. The burger or the sandwich. I can't even imagine. I'd be so fucking upset with that soggy-ass shit just running off your... And you gotta eat it, too.

You gotta eat it. And you're just like, oh, dude. It's fucking... And you're not going to be able to keep because a sandwich, depending on where you get it, like, it's going to, it's already, like, even a good sandwich is going to be, like, a little bit messy. Things are going to fall out of it. So, like, now you've got this thing that you've got to compete with. You've got to finish it before it gets too soggy. There's so much bread.

You're probably going to hiccup a shit ton. It's, like, falling apart. And you're drinking water, too. There's, like, there's, like, provolone and fucking lettuce on the ground. You got to kick it into the garbage disposal in your shower that everybody has. And then, like, uh, well, you're looking at me weird. I don't have a garbage disposal It's where we all throw away garbage.

You don't have a garbage disposal on your gym? Yeah, I do, too. I feel like that would be a good idea, but also probably not. Also a toilet. It's a toilet, too. A toilet in your shower? A garbage disposal in your toilet? Yeah.

That's a fucking, it's a ruination right there. Just shreds shit everywhere. It just, shit will just fly everywhere. It's just a blender. All right. Time to fly. You mistakenly sit down and touch the thing and your asshole gets fucking chatted. Oh my God.

There's fucking, you just look around. There's doodoo feces all over the place. He said doo-to feces. I can't fucking believe. I just heard someone say dodo. You said that. You remember that famous line from Michael Jackson where he was like, there's doodoo feces everywhere. I love that line.

I'm gonna die. Michael Jackson looks like a type of person that just doesn't shit. Like he never learned how. Like he just, like a sin. Like he just doesn't shit. Like he eats. If he pulled his pants out,

there's no asshole. He eats. It's just a garbage. No, no, like for him, it's just like all that dancing did as a kid, he never had a chance to do shit.

So he just learned how to evolve without shitting. His fucking dad. What is? He danced. You got a shit dance right now or else you hit. And he's like, dad, I gotta use the bathroom, dad. Wait, hold on. What if they just, they never fed Michael Jackson anything?

And what happened was he didn't shit for so long that it healed. His asshole healed clothes. His asshole healed shut. It just, it healed like it's a fucking wound. And the only reason it doesn't heal for everybody else is because they shit too often. Because they keep using that. That's genius. You imagine that the asshole was initially a wound.

That is how the asshole, the mutation was a wound. And then eventually it evolved into just being a place that you vacate waste out of. But at first, it was just a wound. At first, we just sweated and we just sweated really hard and peed. Yeah. We would sweat solid matter on. Someone eat a salad with a rock. They would sweat a rock out of one of their pores.

Come out like fucking Play-Doh, but hard. So all those people, like, especially like all those girls that say that they don't shit, they've been telling the truth the entire time because they figured it out. They figured it out. And we just thought they were bullshit. And they're like, shut the fuck up. You fucking shit. You shit.

You shit. You shit. You shit. You shit. And then they just figured it out before us, dude. I'm so sorry to all of you. I'll never apologize to me. I'll never do that.

Anyway. I'll never do that. Anyway, moving on. Moving on. Damien Sawyers wrote in, this is actually a question, so I don't feel bad about using his thing twice. He goes, hey, Red, John and Arthur.

On episode 109, Sweeney and Derek went on a tangent shitting on JRP's, parentheses, rightfully so somewhat. But Sweeney mentioned Yakuza, treating it like it's trash. When Yakuza Zero is such a hype game and best in the series

and with really fun combat. All I ask for you guys is, to check out yaku's a zero p.S. I keep saying zero instead of zero I don't know what the fuck's going on

and he says PS you guys never have never mentioned that Keith David voices a character in modern warfare too I think we have Of course we have

Private Allen I fucking say private Allen all the time Yeah we say private Allen All right But aim down your side Like that's my shit dude Yeah

I have footage of me throwing grenades at the team Why you're supposed to be doing the tutorials Like it's supposed to throw them down And I just turn around I throw the grenades him?

What are you doing? You're killing my, you're killing my privates. Quick killing my privates, nigga. We definitely mentioned it, yeah. Oh, 100%. But, uh, and also, I did.

Go ahead. No, go ahead. No, I was just going to say about the Yakuza thing. Uh, I, I don't remember shitting on it. I just remember saying that the fighting

is fucking over the top and wacky, but that's not a bad thing. Yeah, what did he say? Sweeney said. I just don't think I'd play it. I don't like, I don't like, I don't,

I don't think I'd like Yakuza. That's it. I didn't shit on the dirt, the one that was like, Oh, let me. Yeah, but it was,

but it was, it was in a, it's one of those things where you're aware, you're self aware of how wacky the fucking writing is, but it's still fun. Nah, man. It's,

I understand, I understand people getting offended that probably, you know, played Final Fantasy games, but these stories are fucking awesome. They make so much sense and they're really well thought out. And I'm like, okay, dude.

I'm like, I don't know about, that. I mean, it's still fun as fuck, but it doesn't, it's just, you know, it's just how they usually do shit. I will say, I will say, man, I've been playing through recently. I mean, not, not in the last week because I've been traveling, but I started Yakuza, like a dragon, like a week and a half ago or two weeks ago. Yeah. And I like it a lot. I think it's awesome. I think it's just absolutely ridiculous. It's like, completely off the wall. You can just, you can go to an arcade in that game and play virtual fighter for real, like the entire virtual fighter. Like,

in an arcade cabinet in that game and it's the full game. It's like, what the fuck? It's insane. And it's, it's, it's fun, man. Like, I,

I, I think the story is genuinely, like, engaging. Yeah, that's cool. But, I don't want to play it, I got,

I got mildly into it. Because of those stupid Dameda-Dane memes, like that got me. Dame Daneh. Yeah, that got, that, that meme single-handedly blue,

that, that meme exploded that game. It did. You know, that's so funny about it. That meme was so funny about it. That meme was, so fucking dominant that there was like

a disaster where like there was an explosion and people like got hurt in like somewhere like oh you're talking about the in fucking um and uh no those that was in Lebanon somewhere somewhere when they had the explosion smoke and then it was like Dominion and I was like no one

got offended by that and I'm like bro that's so fucked those people there are people there are images of people walking then going flying Yeah, that was awesome. Oh my God, I forgot. Yeah, the Beirut explosion.

Yeah, in Lebanon. How crazy is that, by the way, that that happened? That that happened and it was real and we all forgot about it. I didn't forget about it at all. Yes, you did. I just brought it up. I clearly remembered it. No, because of the context.

Yes. But no one. You're not thinking. I'm not thinking about it. On your average day to day, you're not thinking about the fucking the Bayroot explosion. I'm thinking about the fact that Dude, that shit was, okay, not to Not to describe what happened.

That shit was really fucking funny. That shit was really funny. And the videos of like windows breaking and people being in the air like their superheroes flying because of an explosion was really funny to me. If I was flying through the air

because an explosion knocked me, I feel like I would scream, take a picture, take a picture, take a picture. If you were that close to be knocked up, you would not be conscious. Yeah. Take a picture, take a picture, take a picture, take a picture, take a picture. Someone take a picture, take a picture.

This is a cool picture. Take a picture. Production value, take a picture. You gotta take your, pull your phone out of your fucking pocket, take pictures and then, uh, then die. You know? Take a selfie. Take a selfie with the ground real far behind you. That's so scary, man.

Like, what do you do in your last seconds? Like, hopefully, like, you're not, you're thrown from a building where you have 20 seconds to live. Like, what do you do? You try to, like, beat off or something? Make peace with God. I try to land in a funny way. What? I try to land in a funny way, I think.

That's all I can do, right? I would do the thing where you like angle yourself forward and try to fly into somebody and take somebody with me. Can you imagine the last thing you think? Imagine you're like a faint whistle and the last thing you see is this. Oh my God. I hit him and I get hurt really. bad, but he dies. He breaks your fall.

Completely breaks your fall. You just have a sore shoulder. He's just like, ah, man, that kind of hurts. And his brains are fucking all over the place. So he takes the full damage. And I'm like, oh, man, I got a few scrapes and loses. And that guy's dead. And I'm like, do you hear his wife scream?

And I'm like, I'm like, thanks, loser. And I get up and I leave. Thanks for that. And then he explodes. Thanks for that. Thanks for that. Fuck ass. And I walk away.

Oh, my, uh, that is so disrespectful. If someone killed my wife and it gets up, oh, my, uh, bow,

chind de, do. It's like, you piece of shit. You piece of shit. He leans up. He leans that you lean up is that it's Friday in San Francisco. Have you seen that fucking video?

The guy that shoots the guy as he sits up and he like... Yeah, it's like the guy in like the top gun or like the motorcycle cop outfit and he's like, he's clearly an Asian guy but he's saying English words in a terrible accent. And he shoots the guy. It's Friday. And you're like, what the fuck? Bam, he's dead. Seafone... He kills you.

He kills you while you're confused. Seafone Squire wrote in. He says, hello, Chris. Tom and Derek, I hope you're all doing well. What is one of your favorite, what is, what is one of your favorite sound effects in video games? For me, Halo 2's SMG sounds hit so hard. Yeah, I,

Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola. who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches.

Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach ache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication.

We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. There's, well, there's like a million, man. Right. Like, I feel like it's hard to. I have one and it's really fucked up, but it's so, it gets the point of cross so well and it's the sound of that like that like last whimper of the dogs and Last of Us 2

like when you stab them and you can hear the panic sound of this cane like dude first of all the last of us of shit I don't I'm just saying I'm just saying for the effect not because it's it's it just is like in Last of Us 2 you murder

people bro like it is some gruesome shit like this is the point of the game sound where like you kill somebody and someone's like Barry! You can hear this person knew that guy you killed. This is why a lot of people don't like the game because they don't like feeling that way. I love it. I love it because it's hilarious.

See, most people, most people play video games to, you know, play video games. They want to have fun. And the last of us, what it tries its best to do is to strip that away from you. Because there's no, like, you can sneak past a lot. lot of people and like I didn't believe that at first and I'm like playing the game again and I snuck past a lot of encounters like I'm at the point where you play as Abby like the second time right after you kill Jesse I guess and like I've snuck past at least like 50% of the engagements I've been in you know like there's a few more years you have to fight somebody and you can't

really get past them yeah of course they're not going to let yeah they're not going to like fight it you I wish there was just a chance to not murder every like just incapacitation and run away because there's so much murder. I understand what they're going for, but they fuck up in doing that with all the time, with the way you kill people sometimes.

Well, it's just, it's just so try hard to me. Like, I didn't even, I didn't even find myself moved at all by any, like,

oh, Barry, oh, the dog's whimpering. It's like, yeah. I laugh, because I'm like, this is morbid as shit, dude.

It wasn't even morbid to me. I was just like, you're trying so hard to sell an emotion that you're just not equipped to sell because I don't care about these people I don't care about any of this dude she grabbed like who fucking cares

I'm gonna give a shit I'm gonna give a shit and stabs it in the spine and I'm like bro that's vile you know how many dogs I've shot in Call of Duty man you know how many dogs I've killed in video games broke their necks give me a fucking break but like I just what was the game when you break the dogs neck

last of us definitely made it more gruesome and more what was that game when you're making it more gruesome like the whole gurgling and shit like they really tried to like make it as Like, you know, a lot of those people watched a lot of snuff shit to really... And they were like, to get into it. At the end of the day, you still lost everything, but you chose to save this one person. So you're trying on a better way, but you still did a lot of fuck things.

Do you feel bad? Do you feel bad? Huh? It's like, no, I don't feel bad. I had to do that. That's the game. The biggest problem with The Last of Us, too, is that it's a very adult, mature game. It's like, oh, hey, it's rated am.

It's, like, very clearly, like, violent and very, very dark and very grim and very diet. and very like, you know, very depressing. But the lesson that is trying to teach you is so elementary school, it's embarrassing. Revenge is bad. Revenge is bad. No shit. Everybody, like, everybody understands that. The conceit of revenge stories is that we know that, but let's have fun with it.

That's the whole point of that entire genre. It's like, it's not like anybody's like, oh, revenge is actually good, really. No, everybody knows that. I agree with you. You're right. It's such a, it's such a. It's such a boring message. Everyone knows revenge is bad.

But the problem is that people don't understand. People, like, I get the idea. The last of us, too, isn't going on. Everyone understands. You guys are right. Everyone knows the difference between fucking vengeance and fucking justice. No, that's not true. I'll bet money on that, bro.

No, it's definitely true. I bet I'm money on that. Because in real life situations, everybody fucking knows. That's not true, Derek. It's why people don't, that's why there isn't a million vigil. Lanties. Everybody knows. No,

there's not as many people are fucking scared because other people have guns and can kill them. There's, there's not because they're scared to go to fucking jail

because there's a difference between fucking vengeance and justice. They stay in line. Derek. Most of the time unless there's crimes of passion. There's differences. People know this.

That's why they're not doing shit. Derek, there is a difference and some people know it, but not everybody knows it. I would say, I was going to far as people know it. Most people know it.

Yes, that's the point. Say everybody. Because I know a lot of people You can't say fucking everybody in anything We know this You know you can't say everybody in anything It's just like it's one of those things

But look at it's one of those things It's more of I would even say I may even take a step further That these people may even know the difference They just don't care Kind of like murdering people And robbing people It's like I think it's wrong

But they still do it anyway So So most people just trying to live their lives and shit So I feel like one thing That Neil was trying to really get across and maybe he hasn't said this specifically, but I feel like he wanted everybody to just experience a little taste

of how he feels every day. He just feels like shit. He's just like fucking sad. He's a sad guy. And he's like, you know what? I want to make a video game that just captures how shitty I feel.

And so you guys can get a fraction of how I feel when I wake up. And he did, I think he did pretty good job. I think he did pretty good job. I don't know anything about it, but I'm just assuming. I'm playing that game with a smile on my face

because it's so over the top. properly not good. That's why. He's going to walk into your room right now and take your cop and be like, no, you're playing it wrong. He's going to, he's going to have to un-download it from my PlayStation 5. Oh, yeah, he will.

He will. He's going to your account anymore. It's not on your account anymore. It's gone. You're not playing it right. You're not feeling bad. You know, it's so annoying, too, is that they're working out a last of us remake, and it's like, why?

Also, the biggest problem is Ellie. Why? Ellie sucks in that game. The PS4 is pretty good. Yeah, I know, but they're doing a remake of it. I can't tell you why. I think, I also think, believe me, dude, I also think it's stupid. Are they going to, are they going to make Abby's dad not brown?

Is that what they're going to do? Maybe that's the update. They're going to remake it just for that specific reason? Yeah. Yeah, so that the, so that the last of us two makes sense at all. I think that's probably what it's going to do. They're probably going to rectify that stuff. Because I didn't, I didn't know it because I remember playing Last of Us to like,

I've finished last of us like twice. And I remember seeing it get finished like a few times, but I don't, remember. I never 100% of the game. So I don't remember her dad being brown or there being like files of other people who were like sick like Abby or affected like Ali that weren't what you call it that like died. I don't know operating. You know, so I don't remember that at all. Yeah. There's also like a whole scene I think that they that they, that they, uh, there's like a, yeah, there's like a texture in the game that they, that they, that they got rid of. I think it was like a, like a collectible release or was it after release. Yeah, it was before it was before. It was like a

little bit before Last of Us 2 released. So like pretty, pretty long after the last of us came out. Like, can't you just play the base? It's an update. Can't you just play the base version without any internet interaction and still Well, yeah, I mean, you can. Like, you're presuming you have that.

Yeah, sure. You could totally, like, if you boot it up on PS3, probably you could. I just, I just never saw that. That's why. Like, I don't think it's not true. I just never saw it. There's a collectible, there's a collectible that throws a massive wrench into the, into how to works.

But like, whatever. It's, I didn't, I didn't care for. it. I think it's an exceptional piece of tech. I think it looks gorgeous and I think it's very functional. It's very bug-free, which is cool. I support that shit. I'm glad that we have like really high-quality, giant single-player

games still. But I just think it's not a game I would ever replay again. I'm playing and I'm currently having fun. I know the story already. I like... How far into you? You're playing Zabby the second time? I'm towards the end of the game now, definitely. Like, I already shot Jesse in the face and I fought Ellie. I can't. The thing is,

it's like that game runs out of gameplay mechanics to show you halfway through and then you still have another halfway to go. It's definitely... Like there's no new long. I'm okay with that. I just... I just don't get a fuck about it at all. I'm like what... How do you expect

like what... Give me an example of something that fucking... Most modern games do that. I don't really sure. I don't feel like most you just have like a gun that does something slightly different and I feel like that's not really like kind of like Is that really like a new mechanic? Control has a new way to kill somebody.

On mechanics, right? Like towards the end, you're still a little shit in the whole control, right? Okay. I just feel like most games don't, I don't know. I just maybe, I could be totally wrong. Not halfway through, man. Usually what it is, it's like a most game, especially like games like Doom and like Doom Eternal and like, you know,

most games that I've played recently. And it's just a general rule of thumb where it's like usually the last third of the game is combining all the tech. It's like combined, like, you've learned everything by two-thirds your way through the game. And then at the end, it throws those things at you in different ways so that you can utilize these things differently. But, like, you're not, you're not being taught anything in, like, your 75% way through the game. Like, that's over. Like, there's no new mechanics, typically.

But the Last of Us runs out, like, almost, like, before 50% of the way through. And then, like, you've just got this long. slog left where it's just like it's not there's no new weapons there's no new mechanics there's no new anything until the very very very very very very very very very end where they at

with the zombies on the ropes and that's there's like two of them and then two minutes later the game ends and it's like you could have had you're telling me like like four hours ago you could have had this whole section of like zombies on ropes where I could have like set them free

and like suck them on people and had this really fucking cool gameplay mechanic earlier on, and you just didn't use it? They had to perfect the ropes and shit. Which are good. For the two puzzles that they used it. They had to spend all their time doing it. I remember I used it for one part in the beginning

where I had to get into that place and I got some extra ammo. It's one part in the beginning where you're like weaving it through the gate to get it open, and then it's another part where you have to throw it over the skylight in like a busted train or something. And that's it. which is crazy because that's a cool mechanic and that they never use it. That game has a massive editing problem, dude. If they just paste it differently,

it would have been perfectly fine, but it's just like it's so out of order. There's a problem. There's a problem. I talk about that all the time. My biggest problem with the game is Ellie, dude. Ellie's so drastically more of just a gigantic piece of shit, dog. Because she's so awesome in the first game.

Like, I loved her. I was like, she's great. Like, she's a hopeful young kid. you know. She's fine. She's great in one. She's so, she's the best character.

She's really, she's really well acted for sure. Yeah, I didn't have any problem with her. I just didn't, she wasn't, to me, honestly,

the only memorable thing is I, I like Joel. I just like, I feel like I'd be that guy someday. I can really like, he's just this fucking dad that's just like heartbroken and just trying to navigate

through this fucked up apocalypse. And I'm like, I can see that. I can see, I can see myself taking that type of role and me like, oh, wanting to be a parent someday.

I feel like, oh, man, I can kind of relate to that and somewhat. And even, like, the choice that he makes at the very end, I'm like, how fucking selfish and fucked up was that, but I get it, you know? It was just like, I get it. It kind of, it made sense to me to where, then I just like, oh, I couldn't enjoy him at all in the second game, which that was the only thing I was kind of interested in. So, yeah, I understand. I understand his decision.

I vehemently disagree with it. But his decision is very understandable. It's like, oh, yeah. Like you know what like Fuck this That's because he's a good character Yeah And most and most people

And you think about most people Like when it comes down to when People's family They're selfish as fuck That's true much Like oh say It's just That's a very real fucking thing

So that was cool So it sucked that I'm like Oh the guy that I really liked Is gone so quickly That I love his death scene No I'm sorry That's that fucking hilarious If they would have been 50%

50% through the story I would have been totally okay Oh, he was in half of the game. Cool. I would have been totally fine. I can do it half. They did it too quickly. They did it too quickly.

And it was just like, I agree. Like I think there's parts of, I don't know, the last of us is weird because it's like, I feel like. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health. Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN,

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That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I don't know. Like, they save the world and then, and then what? It just goes back to... I think the biggest problem that the last of us had also, like one of the biggest ones, was that like, or specifically too, was that you're forced to kind of like, okay, you're re-examining this character.

It's like he made a really selfish choice by not saving the world, right? But then like, when the last of us came out, like everything in our world was depressing. And like really like, this is like just pre-pandemic. This was like election time. And like, I just remember, because it was like 2018, right? two came out right during the pandemic.

No, it wasn't during the pandemic, was it? No, I think it was during the pandemic. That can't be real. It came out. It came out just. I think it came out in 2020. They came out just after Ghost, if I'm not mistaken, or just before Ghost. No, I think, I think he's totally right because I remember I was in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, because, yeah, that's right, because it was like one of the last games before PS5. And yeah, so that was like mid-pandemic, right? And you're just like, the whole premise of The Last of Us 2 hinges on the fact that Joel made a bad mistake or Joel made a selfish evil choice in sacrificing the world to save his replacement surrogate daughter. And then you look outside at what the world could be if he made that right choice. I didn't get that at all, I guess.

To me, to me, I can see that. I was just, I was, I don't know, I look at, I don't know, I'm too aware of a nihilistic view. Like, definitely that's, it is, it is a nihilistic view. I, it is a nihilistic view. I don't think it's, I don't think I am a nihilistic. You are, you're definitely, you're definitely, um, I would say you're not, um, I would say you're not, nihilistic exactly, but I don't think, you're not optimistic. I can say that someone that's known you for a long time. I don't think any of our friends are particularly optimistic. Maybe Joe.

I think Joe is the only person that is. I think most people are, I think most people are good, generally speaking. I think that's the reason why people aren't killing each other constantly in the street in, like, in completely unmanageable numbers and waves. But, like, I do think, like, I don't know, you look outside and you look at, like, the political realities of, like, how things are. It's like, oh, cool. Everything is corrupt. Everybody in power is ostensibly evil to a provable degree. And it sucks.

And like you look at this society where it's like, yeah, everything's shut, everything's thrown back to the Stone Age. But at least you don't have a president who's like waging war, you know, or at least you don't have like somebody trying to copyright a vaccine. You know, it's just like, I don't know, there's all these. I agree that there's there's a, there's an unfathomable amount of fuckery that exists. It's like it's so much that like the. That's like the Jeffrey Epstein shit too. you're like, oh, suddenly they're like an elite island full of pedophiles who rape

children. It's like, God, damn it. Give me the last of us. But like, because I understand like that shit sucks. But for me, it's like, I'm optimistic because there's so much worse strife in the world. My brain always immediately is like, I could just be a woman in like

Kuwait. You know, like the world is, it's so much vastly worse. Right. Right. Right. You got nothing to worry about as long as you don't As long as you don't have a vagina As long as you don't learn too much I mean it's it's a pretty simple humble life You're a pat out

Yo what if what if you're cursed with knowledge and you're like yo What if I think and you get acid on your face? That's it right on that face You get ass on your face You get an acid sandwich Literally puts it between fucking he puts it between two pieces of bread And then throws it at your face God be praised, bro.

That's so disrespectful. It's a vile of acid and two pieces of just bread. What is wrong with those fucking assholes throwing acid at people, dude? The world is so crazy, man. All I know is that, like, look, I'm very happy that last of the shit ain't happening because I don't want to every person I run into. I have to think. if I have to kill them or not. That shit is so un-

Like, I don't know anyone that could do that. I don't know a single person that would every person they run into like, oh, this person's probably going to rob, rape, and eat me. Look, look, look, let me, I'll just, I'll just put it this way. If I never had to read another contract again and I never had to read another fucking email again or check another notification again and the cost of that would be like, every now and again, you have to watch over your shoulder. It wouldn't be every now again.

It'd be always. That's fine, but then you'd be attuned to it and you're fine. And not pay taxes. Now look, that's, you're swaying me a little bit right there, right? April, April 15th. If you look at me, if you look at me, like, I look like this most of my life, but every April 15th, I become Ronald Reagan. Like, I am incredibly Republican. Like, phenomenies like, wow, maybe we shouldn't have.

help anybody. Maybe actually maybe everything's fine if things are bad. Yeah. You know? Everything's going to be fine. Everything's going to trickle down for some fucking reason. Yeah, dude. If I ever, if I ever agree with Ronald Reagan, fucking mummify me, bro. Put me

away. Seal me away with magic. No, seal me away with magic. No, seal me away with magic, bro. I wouldn't go planting crack on black people, you know. Yeah. But, no, he didn't do that. The CIA did it. What he did is he enforced the laws. No, he did that. He did that

personally. He did that personally. He didn't see that famous like footage. There's footage of him. Specifically going going door to door. Go to door. I'm like choking people out and then putting track on them and it's like, yo, why is Reagan so good at fighting, bro? There's footage of, uh, there's old school, um, uh, black and white footage of Reagan in Harlem throwing crack into people's mouths. Do you imagine there's videos of Reagan wrestling down black men to the floor, putting drugs on them, then calling the police? Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

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and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. There's videos of Reagan doing this type of fucked shit, but it's like Charlie Chaplin style footage that's like, why is it this? Why is this footage this old? But that's modern day, Ronald Reagan. Is this from the past or the future? Well, that's why they could never convict him because everybody was too confused. He's right. He did that.

He's still alive, by the way. He's still alive, by the way. Anyway, don't say that. Ronald Reagan? Yeah, he's still alive. Don't believe.

He's sitting on like a throne like under the White House. Just being like all the, he's just waiting. He's like he's waiting. He's waiting like, he's waiting like, he's like Palpatine and Rise of Skywalker.

He's coming. He's like, how weak are the blacks? How weak are the blacks? Not weak enough yet, sir. He's going to show up and then there's going to be these giant fucking credits in the sky like just out of nowhere. It's because somehow Ronald Reagan has

returned. And then it's just gonna get fucked up. Somehow. It's somehow. It's somehow like, like, dude, nigga fucking Po.

Poe was like even like somehow he returned. Like anyone want to figure out how? They straight up said somehow. I watched that movie again recently. I guess. And it says somehow Palpatine returned. And I'm like, that's such good writing.

Who said that? It's so bad. I wouldn't have said through the dark manipulation of the force. They could have made up anything. They could have said anything better. That's why it's so good. Kathleen Kennedy needs to get jumps, bro. They gave so little of a fuck that like that's good.

It is crazy to me that they got away with that. Well, they didn't get away with it, obviously. The fact that they did that and went through with it. Like, because I think they were betting on, you know what? People don't really care about the how as long as, as long as what we get. as a result of the How is cool and good. Which I think

Which I think No no I kind of think I think they're probably kind of right Not with Star Wars fans bro I think I think they would No if you got Red Letter Media would not exist

If that were true No no no no no no no no no no no If you got somehow Palpatine returned and then you got a movie that was genuinely better than Empire Strikes Back I don't think people would care that much Because there were people would like All right well

That was a lame justification but We got an amazing fucking story. We got great characterization, and we got the best scenes in Star Wars history out of this fucking movie. That is how most people will operate. In that context,

it's potentially good. But what happens is the biggest problem with that is that it's Palpatine again. The whole entire point of Palpatine dying, that is Anakin restoring balance to the force. It's a lot of lore that goes before. That's why no matter what.

It doesn't make sense. No matter what it would not fit. And people from people, Soros fans would be like, that's fucking dumb. Oh, no, yeah. I think the choice is stupid and wrong and objectively terrible. But in the context you were saying, I know, I think it's kind of like, let's just say that you were being tortured, right?

Like in Guantanamo Bay. And then they take a break and give you a glass of water. It is like the most refreshing thing ever. I feel like that's what that movie would be. You were like, it was so shit the other movies that you, this is so refreshing. Even though it doesn't make sense, it's still like, wow, that was still really fucking good compared to the other shit they gave us.

Well, it's just, it reminds me of like even just, Halo, where, like, Halo Infinite starts and you're like, how did we get here? I don't care because it's way better than where the fuck we were. You know, like, I don't give a shit because what we're getting is way better than what happened before. And it's like, you know what?

If you got to make a leap in logic to get here, I'm fine with it because what we're getting is, like, better than what it would be if you followed that logic train. I feel like that's how people would have reacted if they had a good movie on their hands, but they didn't. And also, it was so, dude, it was so bad. That last movie was so bad that people like,

like the Last Jedi is considerably better. It is. That's what's crazy. The Last Jedi sucks. Yeah, the Last Jedi, well, the Last Jedi sucks specifically because of what it does to certain characters. As a movie, it's fine. You know, it's definitely like it's serviceable.

It's actually a film. unlike the last one. That fight scene the Last Jedi is so bad, bro. No, but it's a fight scene that happens for a reason. That's true. Let's be true.

It's a bad scene. Go ahead. Well, I'm just saying it's like, Amazing Spider-Man 1 is not a particularly good movie. It's like fine. It's an okay movie. Because it's like a sequence of events

and it's a story and it makes sense. Amazing Spider-Man 2 is a terrible movie because it's none of it connects. It's just a bunch of it's just a bunch of Spider-Man scenes like thrown together and like loosely connected by like a string. And that's what that last Star Wars movie is. It's not a movie. It's not a story. It's just a bunch of Star Wars scenes loosely tied together

by some loose justification. Oh, Palpatine is back. Oh, a dagger will help you see. They fell in the sand And then they found that shit Like that is the g I can't believe like Dude the the ray The ray Using lightning bro

The ray using lightning bro The ray using light Dude there are so many moments Look for me For me The moment that movie fell apart for me That series Is when Ray used the Jedi mind trick

That is the moment That is at that moment The trilogy was already done I was like that Is that Force Awakens? Yeah that was like This is dumb There is

I had one. That's not how. That is, that is the Jedi's lightning. That is like that technique for them where it's like, this is master shit.

This is a mass, like, Assocatano couldn't do it. Anakin Skywalker wasn't even good at it for a while. The plot device character, you know? And then this bitch did it. It's just being strapped up.

So I find it really strange And maybe it's because people just see it as a sexist term Because I'm like How do you not consider her a Mary Sue When she does shit like that Yeah and then also when she Even a wounded Even a wounded fucking Kylo Wren

I still feel like should have been able to beat her Yeah absolutely Because that motherfucker's training Like he's been doing this shit But he still gets beaten I legitimately thought Luke was finally going to get off his ass After fucking What's his name got killed after a

after Han Solo got killed I was finally going to get off his ass He's like oh I'm such a retard I can't believe I just let this happen And then he was gonna just Whop his ass Woke Kylo Ren's ass Everybody was gonna stand in applaud

And then hey we got a movie here We got we got some That's main character syndrome The whole thing where it's like Oh Ray was Ray was able to beat Kylo Ren Even though Kylo was traveling Like fighting his whole life

To me that reminds me of like Dragon Ball Z Where it makes It makes zero sense that Goku should be able to beat Fijita in the sand saga. It does not make any fucking sense. Vagita is a child soldier who's been training in the military fighting

to the death. You're right. Goku also is a trained warrior too. He's a trained warrior as well, but not the same way. Absolutely. Yeah, but Goku's fighting in like karate tournaments. Vegeta's a child soldier, dude. It makes no fucking sense.

He's, specifically to the conquer. And he was significantly, and how about how about Gohan the half San beating Cell with one hand. Like, that's that is absurd. The Gohan thing is

absurd. The Gohan thing is different. The Vigia thing and the Goku thing are one are one parallel. I think that is way more absurd than a half sand, a half sand, not even full blood. For some, he shouldn't have more potential

for being less of a San. No, no. And for some reason. What happens is, say, have like, how to explain it? They have like these weird dominant. Look, look, look, look, this is real. It's not even cat. Stop it. I understand what you're talking about because usually when you go hybridization isn't exactly the most real thing. Not when you're when you hybrid with a fucking human. But the thing is that brings nothing to the table. Well, the human, the humans have access

to their emotions in a more readily way than sains do. That's the, that's the, that is the reason why, you know, like a hybrid sand is pretty much just a sand with a human span of emotions. I mean, I've seen, I've seen, uh, Vigee. to get made way more emotional than any human on that fucking planet. I mean, I mean, Vegeta. Kind of. Crying. Why?

Why can't I do it? He's crying and get shot in the fucking heart or whatever by a jizz laser. That show's hilarious. Bro, when. Dude, he'd been done so dirty. Bro, when Freezer kills him in the middle of him talking, that is the most disrespectful moment. They, look, Vegeta, I, I, I, I, I dislike.

I dislike Vegeta, all right, especially before, towards the end of the series I don't like Virginia. I get a lot of respect for him because I respect his same pride thing. But when he gets beat by 18 and she laughs at him and they leave him there and he flies off sad and trunks goes and sees his dad in a crater, he's like, damn, that's my dad, bro. I know not only lost to a woman, but a fake woman. That's a toaster. But the thing about Rise of Sky, there's so many problems with that series. Like,

like, yeah, we don't even have to. They could just, they could have, they could have just done better, bro. I feel like,

yeah, yeah, yeah, I just got to say this. I feel like we've, we hashed a couple of different episodes by talking about Blastaseless Part 2 and Rise of Skywarker. And what you know,

because I know, we've been on. Things are. They're both women. Oh my God. I mean, God damn. It's hard to argue with that. All I'm saying, look at literature, bro.

I'm going to say this. You guys don't know much about Dune. Every single problem in the Dune series is the Benny Jesserit's fault. What are they, organization of women? All I'm saying, bro. But is it, look, is it purposefully or does this shit just, like, people, it's just such a bad coincidence. I mean, like, say, obviously, I'm going to say it's a fucking ladder. Like, I think, I think these are just really terrible coincidences.

I think we're unfortunately, Ray could have been, I think women are evil. Ray could have been, okay, next, next, what do we, are we doing more questions? Where are we at? Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do, we do one more. Let's do some more, man.

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Simple question for today. What series do you think, what series do you think, what series do you think have really good fights. What series are they... People gotta write better. Has? You guys got to write better. Has?

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Yeah. But anyway, what series you think has really good fight choreography? My go-to series of the raid films. Yeah, the raid films are pretty fucking insane. Like, that's, that's borderline unbeatable. I gotta say, man, I think Raid 2 is, uh, the, the scenes are better than the first one, which is fucking insane.

Raid 2. No, Raid 2 is crazy. I saw, yeah, Raid 2 is certainly better than one. Raid 1 is a, is a more easy digestible story because it's just like, oh, we're raiding a building. Oh, now we got it. We got to get out. It's a very simple concept.

It works really well. But Raid 2, it's a little more, you know, there's more of a story to it, but the fucking choreography is mind-boggling. I just want to tell people, look up Hammer Girl. Oh, yes, dude. Like, and Batman. Batman. That scene, I remember watching this.

I think it was in like 2015. I was fucking sweating. This is because of how like, it was so intense. I'm like, the choreography with this shit is so nuts, man. And you hear about like, uh, they, they take weeks to do these things. Bro. They take time. The scene where he not, he hits the guy with the.

the baseball that is talking to the first dude, that seat is so abrupt. And he proceeds to dismantle him. And it's like, yo, this is but that's the pinnacle. It used to be, used to be Tony Jaws films. Tony Jha. But like those Indonesians are, I think they're in Indonesia. Those guys, they set the gold standard. It's fucking, they're nuts.

Yeah, the raid, raid, the raid is fucking crazy. They're devil from the Netflix series. those fight scenes are unbelievable. I feel like they probably took a, well, no, they definitely were inspired. They definitely took that hall scene for, from, the hall scene was, there was actually,

specifically, well, it's called the Protector. Ah, that's what it is. Oh, yeah. Or Tom Yong Goon, which is like, it's real thing. It cut out a few different things. That's the one about the elephants, right?

Yeah, that's when he takes, yeah, he takes his elephant. That movie is so ridiculous. In the original version, they cut out some really stupid, but awesome scenes in the in the in the the original version like uh there's these strong men that actually have the element the elephant the like the baby one and like this strong guy fucking fucking tosses the elephant through fucking a like a glass fucking door or like a glass like wall

it's this stupidest like like dude no one's i don't care how strong you are you're not going to toss a baby he tossed elephant it's so funny it's so it's so that movie's awesome that movie's awesome. That fight when he's going up the staircase in that big like that hall and then there's the one where he breaks everybody's back. Dude, he breaks probably like 70 people's fucking arms and bones and just everything. It's so fucking dumb. It's fucking ridiculous.

That was such a fun. That was a fun movie. I think, yeah, I mean Daredevil also has some pretty good ones. I think yo, the the creativeness of the fights in the fucking Kingsman movies are fucking ludicrous. Oh, like the one of the

church. That was a great scene. Like the church scene and there's what, there's a bunch, I didn't know that there's a prequel movie that came out. Recently, the Kingsman. I had no idea that's what it was. But I was watching this fight, these fights are fucking insane. And I was like, oh, reminds me a Kingsman. And then it, yeah, it was. I don't watch them. I don't watch them. I got,

they're fun, man. Like the Raspian fight? They're just fucking ridiculous. He was just, like, dancing. He was like doing ballet while fighting him. And I was like, Raspian's weird as shit. Those films are just fun I don't get around I like I didn't see the Kingsman 2

To be fair I only saw the first Kingsman and the Kingsman I never saw two but That first movie that church fight is awesome That is a satisfying I actually I When I think about it I downloaded both One and two

Like probably a couple years ago And I never watched them so Yeah I'll put them on I've heard Yeah I've heard two is bad But like that That Have you not seen the first one at all?

I haven't seen it. It just passed me up. Well, there's, I guess. You would love that, that church fight is fucking awesome. Really good, really good. And it's violent as hell. Really good. It's violent as hell.

He's like stabbing old ladies and shit. It's fucking crazy. That sounds awesome. Oh, also, also, I don't know if it counts because it's not necessarily fight scenes, but Hot Fuzz has some fun ones as well. I love that movie. I love Hot Fuzz. I like that movie a lot.

Ah, so good. fucking that was i broken i break in every new tv i get with that movie because it's so it's so fun to fucking watch when he when he fucking in because his neck impaled on the fucking model city oh dude fuck i hate that so much it's such a fucking visceral feel it's like smiling in front in front of his own portrait and it's the same exact photo yeah uh fucking dude i just got to say i it took me years to realize that the hound from game of thrones was the same guy in hot fuzz the the YARP guy. Yeah.

They, NARP. Yeah, yeah. I took me, I didn't know. You know that was him? It took me a while. No, dude,

you know how I found out by watching a fucking a panel? And then he, he went YARP and I was like, and my brain melted. I haven't seen hot fuzz in a while. So, yeah,

it didn't really think of any connection. Then I was like, oh my God's the same guy. That's great. That's good shit. Yeah, it is great. We'll do,

we'll do this one as well. I'm just a, silly little dumb dumb don't hurt me please Rodin he says howdy Steve Reagan Tarik Nishid and K-Flex Who's who? That's right Wait, he called me he called me Steve Reagan I remember that

Am I Tarikishid? I don't know who's who I mean maybe you're K-Flex because do you like Because K-Flex is his alter ego right? Yeah K-flexes is His is wash your ass Wash your ass

You gotta wash your ass I can't stand Tarikishi-Brois bro I can't stand I've listened into one of his his like things on freaking Twitter like he has like the spaces Yeah

And I've been I've been blown away by this Is his audio still Completely Terrible audio? Yeah But this is like

I love that This guy's insane I miss him dude I kind of want to like go back And rewatch like his His VidCon rants and shit That was so fun Oh yeah

It was so fun They were fun Anyway This guy writes in He says If you could write a sequel to any book series in existence, what would it be? I'd make it the last book of Game of Thrones and make it exactly like the last season of the show. That's so disrespectful.

That is really disrespectful. I would make a final series of unfortunate events books, and it would be like all of it was a dream and none of it made. That's so does it matter. None of it mattered at all. Yeah. I feel like that would be my goal with this. Like, why would I, I don't give a shit. I would like, I would like, I would like, I would like, I would like,

I would like the idea that I would like to see the world of, um, of Middle Earth, like in, like, in the future, like further along than now. You mean bright with Will Smith? I wouldn't be the same. Yeah. It wouldn't be the same. Like, not, I'm talking about like 500 years in the future, dude, like far, far. It tells you in the book and like in the world book and in the regular book that like all of the magic futures die off eventually. They kind of just die out.

Yeah. But like I would like to see like, oh, what if what happened to the dwarves? Like the dwarves, thousand years later became like money grubbers. And now they're like really rich but underground. And then like the elves, all the elves got shot. All of them. Every single one. Legolas got shot on a toilet, you know?

Like son terrible. On the toilet. Like fucking Tyrion's dad. Aragon. Aragon just kept getting pussy till he died. He died in a bitch. that's that's cool he fires one off passes away right afterwards

you know Frodo Frodo gets jumped by a bunch of squirrels and gets killed you know like this is a wild shit but yeah but I would definitely like to see like what happens afterwards and like

oh my god no I'd write the end of the Dune series Dune doesn't properly end Oh does it not Frank Herbert dies and then his son Brian Herbert takes over And he fucks up the whole point Because the main point of this series are supposed to be humans at enemies, but he makes robots the enemies at the end.

Even though robots are completely removed from the series on purpose, because humans are the problem, not robots. It's really disrespectful. That's his son. That's so sad. That's his son, too. That's like when, that's like when, um, fucking Miyazaki, um, the, uh, anime guy, the studio jibli guy, when his son,

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Did that actually happen? Nobody, nobody. Yeah, it's real, yeah. And even his dad was like, disowned him. This ain't it, man. Ultimate dishonor! He just fucking makes them.

That must be frustrating. It must be frustrating to be like, you work your whole life to achieve something, and then your fucking kid just comes in. He fops it up so bad, bro. It's dangerous, man. It's dangerous. You see shit like that happen a lot.

People think, for some reason people have this idea where they think like if your dad's good at this, you can do this too. And it's like, no. No. No, son, because your mom's bad at this and so are you. You're not all me. You're part your mom. I'm me. I'm me without my, your mom.

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the fuck that even that's not kids don't not automatically inherent shit like fucking like it's some goddamn fucking

monarchy like this is that's not a good idea they shouldn't they shouldn't but they do four books no sorry

six books no wait there's seven books sorry there's seven books what are you talking about Jesus Christ there's seven books

right there's Dune there's Dune Messiah the children chapter house I don't care Yeah, I was like, why, what's the point?

What's the point? It's so many books. Thousands of thousands of pages talking about how computers were gone. There's like a whole thing called a butlerian jihad where like we find out that a computer made this woman have an abortion because it said it was going to endanger her life, but it didn't.

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That's weird. But that's really unnerving. What if it happened to me too? I'd be like, oh. That would be, that would be episodes canceled. I know we're at the end. Yeah, it's time to turn it off. Scrap it.

All I'm saying is that way, don't just, I would choose that. And don't always let your kids finish your work because your kids are stupid. Kids are dumb by nature. let me tell you something I was going to say I'd almost rather if I was a famous author or writer or whatever I'd almost rather my work just be left unfinished than be finished in a way that was compromising

what the whole point is right unless I trusted somebody specifically I would be like I'm sorry guys it's just going to be unfinished you know sometimes shit happens you know some of the world's greatest art is unfinished and that's just how it is yeah you know hey sorry guys I was going to finish this but then I kind of thought about it and I thought

I realized it's fucking gay so I think I think I've done I could never let my kid finish something because my kids half a woman and I can't I can't trust it so are you I know but I mean at least I know me I don't know what's going on that thing's head

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