The Snark Tank - #113: Ape Escape In The Courtroom

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

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Oh, that's right. Spike. I was sorry, Spike Spiegel. That's right. That sucks. We had, so we were, we were recording for a solid like two minutes before this and then Sween's recording software crash and we had such good banter and now we're, now I feel like we're following up nothing. We got, we got nothing quite as good. Where else can we start, man? I'm, man, spike. I do want to bring this up on the show though, even if it's not as organically as it would have been had our previous recording survived. I did it, I did not realize until today that Diddycom. has a tail but is clearly a chimp which doesn't make sense. He's special. I mean, yeah, they're all, all video game characters are special.

Some, some humans are born with tails. What? We are here, a long-a-tail bones. We don't have, we don't have tails like that. But we have like,

you have like little nubbies. That doesn't count. That's a tail, dude. That's, no, that's like if you have like a growth in your neck that's like, oh, he's got two heads. Like, that's not, that's not a tail.

It's a tail. It's not a tail. It is a tail. How is it? In what way is it a tail? Because it's literally, it's literally an elongated tailbone. That's not what a tail is. Yes, it is. Especially for chimps. Chimps don't have tails. Not chimps apes because we're, because of.

Non-ditty, non-ditty chimps don't have tails. Wait, monkeys, primates. For primates, our tails are elongated tailbone. bones. No. We are primates. We are. No. Yes, we are.

Wait, do monkeys have bones in their tails? Yes, that's why they can move them around like that. Use them to hang around and stuff. That whole thing is bones? Yes. You're right? Really? You're right.

I guess I've never seen the skeleton of a monkey. I feel like you're learning too much too fast and it's, it's not going to go well with your brain. Monkey skeleton. Oh, ew. Yeah. They got bones. So do cats, I'm pretty sure, too.

Really? So you could like twist the fuck up out of a tail and break a bunch of shit? Well, it probably not break. It's like your spine to a degree. So you got to like, it's probably more flexible than the spine. Because that's how cats can control their tails like that and do all that weird shit, talking monkeys. I never thought about it. I thought it was like a dick.

No. That's what I thought. Can you genuinely control where your dick moves? Yeah, of course. I can't. Of course. You can't make an S with your dick. I cannot make my dick look like a fucking bow.

I can't do that with my penis. You can't do that? No, Chris, you're special. Your penis might be a tail instead. It's like that guy in Ripley's believe it or not who could control his hair. That's not true. Welcome. Yeah, I mean, that's probably what the or not was.

Welcome back to the Stark Tank podcast. We are missing a Derek today. Eric went to the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial to usher Johnny Depp into his newfound freedom. So he's not going to be here with us today. But he'll be with us next week. Johnny's been ascended to the next realm. He's sitting on a heavenly throne now. He did it.

He survived. I will say, I have not been, I haven't been paying a ton of attention. I've caught like the key details. I just don't care about these. celebrity trials, really? They get kind of annoying, especially because this one was like six fucking weeks. And especially after like certain recent events, it just sort of felt like a little, I don't know, not that important in the grand scheme of things.

But I think what was it? He won $10 million. $15. What? Oh, yeah, yeah. No, you're right. You're right. I think it was 17, but he has to pay two to Amber for a,

something. But then she was awarded $0 on another count. I thought that was really funny. So he won, which is kind of surprising. I know a lot of people were like, oh, he's probably going to lose. I was not hopeful for him. I was like, he's going to lose. The fact that it went to him even further the liberation, I was like, oh, he's going to lose. There's no way he can win this. But turns out Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray-and-tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections

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Learn more at asuonline.asu.org.org. You know, there's some degree of fairness in the universe. Yeah. And he, it's, you got it. It's weird. Like, I've seen all the key parts of this trial. I've seen the parts that make Johnny Depp look like a piece of shit. I've seen the parts that make Amber Heard look like a piece of shit.

And my expert opinion is that these are both really not stable people. but there's no question in my mind that like Amber's like way worse. There was they were they were both definitely not a good relationship. No. But Amber was an abuser. There was a, like Amber was abusive opposed to Johnny just being probably self-depriating. Amber was abusive to that guy. Yeah.

Well, Johnny's definitely unhinged and he's like a drug addict and there's all sorts of like problems that come along with that. And it's like, sure, not ideal, not a great situation. but it's definitely not a great situation with you with somebody who's also like manipulative and evil and crazy. Yeah. So it's just like an awful concoction of like just two of the worst types of people to be together. And I'm surprised. I genuinely,

I don't know what I was expecting, but I wasn't expecting him to, I was expecting at most like a 50-50. Like that was like the best. That was like, I was like, okay, well,

she's right on this. He's right on this. So you get even split of this. But that he definitively, one is is kind of crazy. And it's, I think it's a positive thing just because, you know, this is maybe some, maybe, you know what reminds me? It reminds me of the Jussie, juicy smoo-yee, the Jesse Smollett thing.

Also, please explain. Well, because, like, there's no societal reason why you wouldn't believe that story. Like, that happens all the time. Like women get abused by their husbands all the fucking time. Like there's no real reason on like a base level to doubt that because it happens a lot. But and it's the same thing with like hate crimes and shit. You know, that shit does happen. It doesn't happen in Chicago at 2 a.m.

With like Nigerians and Maga Hats. That's so, bro. But it does happen. Look, I'm a little turned off that Dave Chappelle based on the way he says some things lately. But that joke where he was like, that doesn't sound like, right? So remember this? It sounds like me. I would say.

It sounds like something that I would say. It was just like. I love Dave Shrapil. I don't know if I can turn off my appreciation for Harschip. I always appreciate him because he is one of the funniest people ever live. I just think as of lately. Stix and Stones is genuinely like one of the things. Like, well, did you, did you see Norm?

I can't believe I forgot about this. I didn't mention this. Or I didn't write this in the notes, but Norm, uh, he was, recorded a special before he passed. I think it was like he recorded it in like 2020 or something. And it was like a, I guess like a test set just to be like, I just want to record this material in case things go south. He did it before like a big surgery or something.

And I think he was planning to do it live when everything started to open back up. But they put it out on Netflix. It's like the last Norm special. It's called Nothing Special. And at the end, it's, uh, Conan O'Brien, a couple other people, David Spade, Adam Sandler, Dave Chappelle, and fucking, oh my God, David Letterman, and they're all just doing like this roundtable about it.

It was really cool. And I don't know when they did that round table, but I don't know, man, like Dave is so fucking such a nice dude. He's a nice guy. He's not trying to be funny at all. all in the round table and it's like so endearing he's a he's like I don't be a great person you know like I don't at the end of the day I don't think even for this is like an old conversation but like I don't think he's in hateful man you know I think he made some jokes and I think those jokes didn't

exactly hit and they could have been taken in a bad way and I think all that had to happen was for people to because what the problem is currently everyone gets mad before and mad and angry and they don't try to understand people do things. You know, things happen. Yeah. People say stuff and things get taken out of context. Sometimes people don't use the exact right words, but you can search so you can type by context somebody and see if someone's a bad person or a good person.

And Dave Chappelle is obviously not a very bad guy. So many good people wouldn't it be like, oh, he's a great guy if he was a bad guy, you know? Simple as that. Yeah. You know, like, and then like, he's, he didn't really approach it the right way because I understand the idea of comedians not being. allowed to comed, you know? Once they can't, once you guys can't make, once comedians can't make

jokes, like, what's the point of them being there? And there's such an important part of like society where people don't want to admit that, but you need people to make you laugh. Because if you don't, then the, then you need people that are funny. You need people to lighten up the movie. My, my biggest thing to me is like, I guess my biggest disagreement is like, I just don't think, I don't think comedians aren't allowed to make jokes. Like, I think it's fine. Like, I don't think any, but, like, people will complain. They'll always be complaining. But, like, they're not really going to, especially if you're somebody like Dave Chappelle, like, you're pretty invincible. Like, I don't like the idea that, like, and I don't, and by the way, I don't think that Dave Chappelle

thinks this of himself. I don't think that any of the big comedians think this of themselves. But I see a lot of people kind of, um, foisting this upon them. where it's like, oh, they're saviors or like they're, they're like these champions of free speech. They're putting it all on the line. I wouldn't say that. So there are people who say that. And to me, I'm thinking like, dude, they're so famous. Like they can say anything they want.

Like Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, like these guys aren't like Rickie Jervais is rich. Bill Burr is famous. Stupid rich. Bill Burr is invincible because of the fact that he won't give up. Bill Burr is a little different Because Bill Burr is not the comedic level of Dave Chappelle Or like Chris Rock or like, you know He's not

But the thing about Bill Burr is that Bill Burr Will say it again And you'll get mad at him He'll be like, all right, I'll stop And he'll say it again I'll be like I actually I actually think Bill Burr is Way funnier off the cuff than he is

In a stand-up setting Like I think Dave Shred Like Bill Burr It's kind of like Norm actually where like Bill Burr, like, on a talk show just talking about something is hilarious. It's like way funnier than his stand-up. Whereas like somebody like, somebody like Dave Chappelle, like when he's just talking, he's like genuinely serious. So it's like it just comes across as him being like genuine and like open and endearing.

Like there's some funny things. But it's not, it's not funnier than. That Michael Jackson bit in sticks and stuff. I think Bill Burr and Kevin Harder to two people that are funny in general. Like just conversing with them, you will laugh. And they won't even be making jokes. But what's funny about this? What's funny?

This is not really upset. Yeah. It's like an interesting group of people. But like I just, I don't know, like the whole like this weird idea that like, oh, they're risking everything. I think I saw Donnie actually tweet about this too, where he was like, yeah, he was like, these guys are famous. They're not risking anything. Like they can, they're saying this because they can say this. It's people who are a little.

little bit, like significantly less famous that are, that can't really say these things. They'll get canceled for it. You do? Like, like, there's like, like, like, if Dave Chappelle went up and said some real, from real for real transphobic shit, he would lose fan bases, but he'd also gain a significant amount of people that probably didn't like him before because they agree with that. Like, he's too, at a certain point, you, you become too big to fail, you know? Yeah, exactly. That's what people, that's how people can make that. You can go from making like really good content and start making shit content and you still get millions of views because

you're you've reached it, you've reached that point. You're like, I'm fine now. Yeah, it's just like intrinsic advertising at a certain point where it's like, oh, well, you're just going to get new people just by the fact that you are posting. Yeah, it's insane. But, I don't know. I don't remember what the hell we were talking about, but

Johnny won. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, Johnny won and good. Like, I'm happy about it. I saw a lot of people who were like, there was just really baffling, this baffling string of takes that was like, this is a setback for women or something, which is like fucking wild. It's, I don't know why you would hitch yourself to Amber Heard. Those are the unreal numbers, man.

Those are the people that they exist, but like, you can't, you can't quantify them. You exist and you're real and you're a person by the same time as like, yo, suck so many dicks. Like, suck every dick you can find. You're not a hero. Yeah. So I understand that. I don't know. It to me is like those videos that I know I shouldn't like, but I like anyway of, you know, some guys on it like a train and some woman's just slapping the shit out of him.

And then he just like slaps once. And it's like a big fucking deal. And I'm like, you look, man, you fucked around and found out. He walloped her though. Like I understand she was putting her hands on him. but like he walloped her dude. That's what this is though. It was like if I struck Lily.

It was that kind of size difference. But that's what that look man. That's how the fucking world works. This is, that's what this trial is. This trial is I'm going to beat you up for years literally. And then the second you clap back with a lawsuit. By the way, not even physically. He just waited.

I lose and then I lose. Oh, it's a setback for women. That's not real. Come the fuck on, dude. Look, look, look. That is insane. First of foremost, first of foremost, let's be real. If he wasn't famous, he probably won't want to one.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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He would have been like, oh, that's it. My life's over. My wife has taken everything from me. I can't. I don't know where I'm going to sleep. But, like, it would have been dead in a year. Fucking. Yeah.

Like, it's insane. He would have had to turn the drugs to deal with the fact that he lost everything. Like, he would have, it would have been necessary. But the same time, it's like, I'm glad, I'm glad he won. I'm glad this could potentially clear some of his name. What happened is that when those things are attached to you, no matter what, they're attached to you. Yeah. It will affect his, it will affect his thing.

This, the public knowledge might give him a bounce back, but also it's very openly revealed that his drug problem. Because, like, she dragged him through the mud, no matter. even in the stuff that like there are things that are probably fake, but there are some things that are real that we found out about him very intimately about his drug problems. Like that's,

that shit is out in the open now. Everyone knows about it. We could have been guessed once upon a time, but now that's real knowledge. And people are probably not going to hire him because the fact of like, oh, this guy has a drug problem and there's all this shit.

And he went through all this and all that shit. It's Hollywood. They all have drug problems, but attaching certain names, certain things. Like people, the fact that they took him out of them, the new um fantastic beast oh right right he lost the pirates thing entirely but if it isn't

a new fantastic beast while they kept ever herds thing in right i personally i understand that um i like aquaman i like just a moa um i was going to see the movie i'm still sort of playing on seeing the movie you know i understand that you're supposed to stand for things like that but for me it's the idea that whenever i see things like that i know this one asshole did something terrible in a movie, but there are so many moving parts of a film outside of the people that star in it, you know? They got paid already. You know?

Yeah, they're not going to like really, you know, that stuff doesn't, when it, when it comes to films, that stuff doesn't really matter. Like, the production is paid for, you know, like, it's why the, it's why the movie exists. So, like, I'm, I'm, like, I was brought up to me and I'm really thinking about, like, I should I see it? Should I not see it? You know, but the fact they didn't take her out. after they took Johnny out of everything he was in in Warner Brothers.

It's pretty fucked. It is pretty fucked. That's pretty fucked. I would, I would, I would torrent that movie if I wanted to see it at all because I don't. It's pretty fucked up and I understand that problem. And it's like, ah, that's so scummy. Why would you do that? And then Dior said by him the whole time, the fucking Cologne thing and they've made so much money standing by Dione.

Like, people have been buying Dior left and right. And I'm like, people actually buy Dior that aren't my grandma. but apparently people have been buying it left and right that company's like quadrupled in sales yeah which is nuts so like i hope i wish him the best i love johnny dab i've been a fan of his since fucking edward scissors's hands when i was a literal baby so like i hope i hope edward scissors's hands scissors hands but yeah like i hope i wish him the best man i wish him the best i'll be he gets back on up but amber her um she tweeted that thing she's like um wait let me if i can pull it up

up. Oh yeah, it was like a whole like little essay. She's like, the disappointment I feel today's beyond words. I'm heartbroken that the mountain of evidence and with amount of evidence still there was not enough to stand up against the disapproate or disapproperate power influence and the sway of my ex-husband.

I'm even more disappointed with that the verdict means for other women it is a setback which is a setback the setback for the clock of time when a woman who spoke up and spoke out could publicly be shamed and ameliorated.

It's a setback to the ideas of violence against women to be taken seriously. I believe Johnny's attorney succeeded in getting the jury to overlook the key issues of freedom of speech and ignore evidence that was conclusive that we won in the UK. I'm sad that I lost the case, but I am sadder still that it seems that I have lost the right, though I am as an American to speak freely and openly. It's like, and then I tweeted, shut up, bitch. It is just a fucking bizarre thing to say. You could have just not relentlessly abused this man for years

and just not have had a setback for women. If you really think that this is a setback for women, then it's literally your fault. It's literally like, it's like you literally personally have set women back. Look what you've done decades, apparently. Look what you've done to us, you monster. look what you've done personally to all women Amber Heard. Yeah, I'm not even remotely, like, emotionally invested in this.

Like, I don't, like, I like, I like Johnny Depp. Fine. I don't have any opinion on Amber Heard other than just like, I probably wouldn't want to date her. You know? Yeah. So to me, this is just like, yeah. Yeah. You fucked around.

You, you fucked around and found out. I really liked her because I was like, oh, she's really attractive as Mira. And then this happened. And I was just like, oh. God. This is crazy. Speaking of a fucking one of finding out what you call it today, literally, literally today earlier today. Are you, is it the clown video? Yes. Dude. So. Yes. Oh, my God. You, I don't know if we could show this video. I don't think we can. No, no, no, we cannot. We cannot. Is that guy dead? I think he didn't make it. So there's this video that like I saw on, on Twitter today because you were tagged in it. And I think you like, you like, you like. it or somebody like I knew responded to it or liked it or something and it was this video of this guy I think it was like a prank it was a prank for YouTube where this guy just like he dressed up in a clown outfit and stood on a dirt road and waited for cars is an isolated area by the way and waited for cars to come up and he would like stand in front of their headlights and menacingly in a fucking clown outfit in the dead of night and he stops this car and the guy gets out of the car and busts a bunch of caps in him just unloads and he falls aside he goes

that final sound he made was like oh dude and then the girl and then the girl in the fucking woods it's a girl in the woods like it's a prank did he get you then he goes oh it's not funny it's not funny but it's it's not funny but it's it's not funny you know yeah it's it's it's it's very it okay so here the two here are the major facets it's very Very sad that this person's probably either like permanently crippled or dead It's no one should have to die like that in a clown suit But what are you fucking doing in a clown outfit? Pretending to threaten people in the middle dude. I would have run him over I would have hit him like for real

I wouldn't have shot him I would have ran him over and I would have told the cops this guy this guy jumped out in front of me in a clown out And I freaked out and I drove. And I freaked out reasonably because there should not be a clown in the woods. Someone told me, oh, so you're so sweet, now you're four guns? And I'm like, look, dude, I don't think you understand context. I don't think you understand it. But totally fine to shoot a clown. I would say shooting a clown is more fine than shooting a person.

But. Right. The idea of doing stuff like like these are the things these are what like There are obvious things. It's tragic obvious things. There are obvious things that you don't do and that's one of them, you know? It's tragic. It's tragic because like That was a human life wasted, you know? Like that was a wasted life. That's like once you share a stock in smash and you immediately get knocked off the stage. It's like, come on, dude. You could have done so much more with. Like, I understand. I understand being funny. I understand.

Well, no, I don't understand the whole social experiment. Like, I'm going to walk around and pull up people's pants. I don't get that shit. I don't get the whole prank nature because there are times where people will get scared and react stupidly. And I still think you should. I don't give them like a gold pass. Like, oh, I react. It's undone.

You know, people, if you take a second to think, usually you make better decisions. Yeah. But you shouldn't go. throwing yourself in dangerous way. It's like people that play fucking chicken on a railroad. It's like, dude, why are you doing that? I get it. You're getting your reflexes better.

But what if you fall one time? You're just gonna die. Like, it's not worth it. Yeah. There are just so many things that you could do to have fun that aren't this. Exactly. You know, like that aren't putting, like there's so many things that you just know not to do.

Just play video games, dude. You don't go, yeah, like, you don't go into the, onto a dirt road in the middle of the night, dressed as a clown, brandishing, I think, like, a weapon. Like, I think he was holding, like a fake thing. I think it was holding, like a stick. And he approached a guy's car. And a guy got out and he approached the car. And it's like, you don't do that. No.

You don't do that. That's not safe. You're literally putting your, you should not put yourself in danger. That is a serious thing. do not create self-endanger. Don't do that. I don't know how people don't have that basic self-preservation. So many times, so many times you and I have been situations where it's like,

oh, that doesn't look safe. And we leave. Like, ah, man, that doesn't look safe. I'm going to get out of here. That's it. As far as the government is like, oh, man, that looks. That looks pretty crazy. There are many times we've been walking to the bank like really late.

And we see something going on on one side of the street. I'm like, why we cross here? We just crossed together. Why, because it's nuts. How about we take a quick little detour over again? Yeah, man. One extra block down is fine to avoid death. Like, yes, yes, I'm willing to do that.

But, like, people are just like, oh, I think it's the idea of boredom. I think you're right. It's the idea of like... Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray-and-tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections like Healthy Choice Simply Steamers grilled chicken and broccoli Alfredo.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

Boredom and like people not understanding what to do when they're bored. So they go out and they do shit like that. And it's like, no. Turn on a video game. you know, go on Twitter and just find something to be mad about and tweet about it. If I can write something, be creative. Like draw a picture, open some editing software. Try to do what I do. I edit now. You can do shit like that, you know, like don't die. I want you to really imagine for a second that you, you are in a hospital room.

You've got a bullet in you and you're in a clown outfit and you die like that. And like, how sad that has to be. everybody and you're like what's going and one of the doctors an asshole and he squeezes your nose he's like you're not he's like you're not gonna make it buddy

and you die and that that that is such a vile sign of disrespect for a doctor to lean in grab your nose squeeze it and make a sound

and then he like he reaches for his brooch and sprays water on you just so they can't tell if you're crying. I'm actually a clown too, but I'm not dumb enough to do what you did. I'm a clown in disguise. I'm not dumb enough

to not disguise myself. Do you understand how much people hate us? You're stupid idiot. Do you understand how much they hate us? Like he's a different species. Like there's Homo sapiens and then there's Homo Kloinus. Yeah.

It's Homo Kloinus. Do you remember like that weird spree of like killer clowns in like 2016? Do you remember that? Yeah, of course I remember that shit. That was real. When we first moved up to Cadley, when we first moved out of that shit was happening. I remember that. That was a real thing that happened.

So if you're going to fucking dress like a clown and you get shot, like, dude, like, I'm going to be like, I'm not going to lie. It's like 40% sad and 60% like, what did you expect? I'm going to say, I'm going to say it's like 50% sad. No, it's, I hate clowns. And my heart, I'm trying to empathize for clowns, but I just really don't like clowns. I really don't like them. but it's like, you know, like, you could be more,

you could be more than that dead clown, you know? Like, you could be way more than that. You don't have to die just as a clown. Like, that's such a terrible way to pass away. Because you know people are going to be making funny when they're fucking cleaning your body up as you're dead. They're going to be laughing at you. They're going to put that on your fucking stone.

They're going to say, died in a clown outfit. You don't want to get made fun of when you die that much. Because, like, I'm, I don't, dude, if my kid, died as a clown, I'm not going to claim nobody. I don't know who this is. I don't know who this is. My son was my son. This is a clown. This is, my son might have been bit by a clown and became one of them, but this is not my son. I'm sorry. Do you think, I'm trying to think of like a way that it would be positive that you would be mocked relentlessly after you did. I guess like in a Coco universe where like you're kept, you're kept alive by like people talking about you?

like in the afterlife? I don't know, man. I guess that would... I feel like if you're mocked enough, you'll go to someplace bad. No, but let's be real. Like, if, like, if this guy just died,

like, he just got shot in the woods or whatever, he wouldn't be alive right now in Coco world because no one would really be talking about him. You know, but now he's immortalized on a podcast, you know, because he died in a clown outfit, potentially. I don't even know if this guy's dead. This guy could be alive and listening to this.

I hope he's alive. But him being dead is better content. Can you imagine he's a fan? He's like, yeah, that was actually me. I can't walk anymore. Oh my God. He shot me in my spine four times, actually. Really good shot.

What's wrong? Obi-Wan, Canobi-Wan, premiered on fucking Dorsesney Plus. General Canobi. So, I'm gonna level with you I saw

a new hope okay like 10 years ago okay and I saw the Empire Strikes back and I think I think I saw most of Revenge of Return Return of the Jedi

and then I never saw the prequel Okay I've seen clips I know like I've got the high ground and like no and Misa racist you know that stuff Misa no Liza people that look different I know that stuff And I know the guy who's like

Jedi Mantrix No work only money I know that guy But I've never seen Mandalorian I've not seen Boba Fett I think my My main knowledge of Star Wars

Comes from The two songs that Weird Al did about him The Star Wars gangster rap And I think I saw Like a long time Oh Force Unleashed

Chris, you have Like, Chris, that's like someone watching the Halo series with zero information about Halo. Don't even know it's a game. They don't even know it's a game. They're just like, I like it. That would probably be the only way you would.

I like it. It's good. That would probably be the ideal way to watch that show, to be quite honest. But I think, so I was watching, so I decided to watch Obi-Wan for some reason. I was like, ah, I forgot. Because I had, you know what it is? I forgot I had Disney Plus, and I was like, oh, and I was watching Spider-Man the animated series, which, by the way.

A mess. A mess. Way, way faster than I remembered. That show. Like, way faster. That's crazy. X-Men isn't like that. No, I know.

But Spider-Man is on, X-Men is faster than TV now. But Spider-Man is on skates, bro. There's this, there's this hilarious moment in, like, one of the, it's like an episode in the first season where they're establishing all the villains. like lizard, Mysterio. And, uh, and, uh, Dr. Octopus. There's a scene where Dr. Octopus is talking to Jameson on, on a phone. And he's like, I'll fax you the directions. I was like, oh my God, this is from the 90s.

That's insane. And all the guns are laser beams. All the guns are laser beams. Everybody's so fucking. Everyone, everyone's Jack. It is funny, though, I will say, bro. One of the first times you see Mary Jane, she's just in this like 90s, like, workout gear, it's awesome. But, and also, I will say, like, his quips are really good in the show.

I forgot. I love, is, is it true? I haven't watched it a little bit. So is Peter bigger as Peter than he is a Spider-Man, actually? I think they're about the same, but I like to think he's bigger as Peter Parker. Because I remember, I remember looking at that, because, like, that era of comics, everyone's Jack. Like, everyone's Jack, you know? Like, the 90s, it's like a very droid-d-d-dew-stuff era time.

Fred Flintstone is jacked. Dude, it's insane. People like read, the thing, think of it, Spider-Man, Peter Parker is jacked. Spider-Man is absolutely not jacked. That is not the way he would describe Peter Parker's physical form. No, he's strong. He's just very, he's trim at best. That's it.

And in that show, he is a wall of a man. He's a brick house. He looks like, and then Eddie Brock, Eddie Brock is definitely big. bigger than he is as Venom. I stand by that. Eddie, Eddie Brock is a huge. And I'm like, why is he so? Eddie Brock isn't bigger than Venom. He is, Chris. No. Chris, I stand by that. Chris, I stand by that. Chris, he's bigger. That's amazing crazy. Chris, he is. I stand by it, man. I stand on that. No, Kayson,

you're wild. I stand on that. I stand on that, bro. You have to watch that show. Anyway, we're getting off track. Guys, look it up. Eddie is bigger in the cartoon. And Venom is. And you guys are like, dang, Eddie's huge. And Venom... Eddie is huge. Venom made him more petite, I promise.

There's also that scene in the Spider-Man anime series where Morbius shows up. He's like, I can't stop thinking about it. Because he's like, my name is Michael Morbius. And he has that accent. And then Felicia Hardy's like... Who's this guy? What B-movie did that guy step out of? Oh, my God.

Which is very appropriate. It's like they knew. Felicia Hardy. Fletcher Hardy is so fucking hot Anyway I don't know how he chose MJ over her bro By the way

Yeah it is kind of insane By the way Just want to mention this Because like I got heat for this Somehow even though it's just objectively true I was I saw yesterday That THQ Nordic

posted a trailer For Destroyal Humans 2 The remake of it And I was I was watching it. And the first thing that struck me was like, oh my God,

this is so unchanged, I'm astonished by it. Because so many things, like, that game is not, that is not, you could not pitch that game now. Like, I don't think you could pitch that game now.

That game is about a horny alien who is the first alien in his species in generations to be born with a dick. And that's the point of that game is that he's like, look at me in my newfound dick. to pipe everyone. And then he,

he, and he's, like, obsessed with this Russian, like, femme fatal woman who,

he relentlessly hits on. It's a mess. And he visits, like, different countries, and every country's, like a caricature of what they are.

Like, he visits Japan and fights, like ninjas and samurai and they're talking in haikus and shit. The very first line in the new trailer for this new game is literally him

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, and thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. And he's like,

you got any hikus to tell me where the base is? The idea. And the guy goes like, I do. And it's like, it's so fucking absurd. And like this Russian chick has like cleavage like, like an irresponsible amount of cleavage.

Like it's hilarious. Her breasts are ejecting out of it. Or ejecting out of her clothes. It's insane. And I was, And I pointed out because I was like, oh, I genuinely didn't expect this to be this way, because oftentimes when you see things kind of brought forward, there are certain things that have changed. Resident Evil Four got rid of certain dialogue between Leon and Ingrid, I believe, because it was too flirtatious. And that's like way less egregious than like half of the shit in the Destroy All Humans trailer.

So, like, I was just surprised to see it. And I was like, oh, cool. It's neat. It's nice to see things translated exactly as they. they were because I just I like when I like when things are as they I don't like the idea of like if you remade like if you remade to kill a mockingbird now you would have to like compromise on a lot of the choices that were made like that weirds me out I I want art to be as as consistent as as possible if you're gonna make a new game in the series like whatever do whatever the fuck you

want but you should keep my ready and everybody yeah and then everybody was like oh man What are you talking about? Games are way more fucking revealing nowadays. Or that I was like crazy for pointing out like how it would be egregious that they would get away with this. Have you guys been playing video games? Especially American made video. Japan, that's a whole other thing. They're like straight up pedophile games over there.

That's like a different realm of like I'm not talking about that shit. I'm sure the Japanese games market is alive and well with all sorts of inappropriate shit. But in America, this is just obviously, it's just objectively true. What do you mean? That things are... This school girl, she has to be at least 17, right? It's like, no.

This eight-year-old is 49,000 years old. It's not, it's not the same. You can't... But, but like, I don't know, like, and somebody was, I remember getting that comment specifically, like, oh, games are like way more, revealing now and I was like you gotta be joking

and the first thing I thought of was black cat the first thing I thought it was black cat because you cannot fucking deny bro you go to the PS1 fucking black cat you go to Vince black cat and Spider-Man 2 and then you go to Black Cat and Spider-Man PS4 and like

she's still hot as shit she's still hot as shit in Peter PS4 don't get me wrong but right no it's uh there's a clear difference that has been clearly decided by a group of people to avoid confrontation. And it's fine, by the way, like, whatever.

Like, there are some costumes that I think are like fucking ridiculous. Like Starfire's costume in so many of the comic books, I'm like, that is, that's probably a bit, that's a bit much. Well, she was a sex late, bro. Oh, well, whatever then. Oh, well, then, fine. Yeah, that's fine. That actually justifies entirely.

She should be wearing less than. Like, the most striking thing that I can remember in video games recently is, like, quiet in Metal Gear Solid. Quiet had very few clothings on. For like no, for no real reason other than like... Well, she breathed her skin, bro. What do you mean?

She should be naked in fact. She should be. She should be naked. I don't have a problem with that at all. I agree. But I don't know. I just that bothered me. Anyway, I was watching Spider-Man the animated series on Disney Plus and I was like, oh, Obi-Wan Kenobi's on. I don't know

anything about this guy. Let me watch it. And so I was like, tweeting and I was like, who are these people? And then I realized who Obi-Wan was because I'd forgotten. He's the guy who becomes clothes in the first movie. Yes, you're right. I forgot about that. I forgot that this is who that was supposed to be.

Because I remember him as Alec Guinness. Yeah. Because I didn't see the fucking prequels. But I'm watching the show and I'm deeply confused, not because I don't know what's going on, although that is part of it. I don't understand

from what I know about Star Wars, why are we starting off with Obi-Wan in the desert Saturn alone only to theoretically end up in that exact place? Well, this is... Where Obi-Wan is in the desert, sat alone. Yes.

Well, the thing is that he's kind of, it feels like a pointless. He, when the time we leave, he should be not really sad. He should understand his purpose. But the idea, this is right, this is about 10 years after episode three, after he thought he killed Anakin, and he failed him. So he thinks Anakin is. Spoilers, guys. Prepare for spoilers. He thinks Anakin's dead. He thinks Anakin's dead.

And he's watching after Luke to make sure Luke eventually grows up to become the person that can restore balance in the force. Oh, that little boy's Luke? Mm-hmm. I was confused because I was like, oh, they gave that little girl. same name is Leah weird. Whoa, that little girl's named Leah too. That's crazy. I was like, that's really dumb.

That's your thought process first. Whoa, that's also her name's also Leah. Whoa. That's confusing. There's problems. There's problems. Jokes aside, that scene where the Inquisitors first show up, I got like, I got the feeling that they were doing like a really, like a poor man's version of

Hans Landa. in glorious bastards when there's like there's a Jedi hiding here well it's like it's a the Sith pursue the Jedi in almost like a very Nazi s' means you know

yeah but it just felt a little it's felt a little not based and not not cringe and epic cringe I understand the idea of um it's it's a nerd it's a nerd them thing you know like I

understand that people that don't watch and read Star Wars either day, they're like, what, this is so fucking silly, stupid cringe. And I did it, you know, I'm, I'm very aware. That first scene, man, that first scene's really stupid. I like her prancing around doing all that deflecting shit. I thought it was cool. Who? The fucking Jedi in the beginning. No, it's not the Jedi doing the flip to me, to me. And I saw it pointed out too on Twitter, like, like, because after, because after I saw it, I was like, does anybody else talking about this? And it's because I'm like very keenly aware of like, I think because I've been watching so much Ramey stuff because I'm like preparing for a video about it.

I'm very keenly aware of what the camera does now. And there's like a, there's like that scene in the beginning, in the very beginning of the Hobie watch show where like it's a bunch, it's like this, this dude and he's like doing ballet or whatever. And like he's got a bunch of kids behind them. It's like their young Jedi learning how to dance. Well, they're learning force. They're learning swords dances.

Yeah, they're learning dancing. But the camera, that's not the problem. It's like, whatever. But like the cameras pulls back and it's like this music is like really like calm or whatever. The door's open. There's a school shooting. And then the camera goes, it just like arbitrarily starts shaking.

But it's like, it does like a digital jitter. Like the camera didn't move. It was just like, there's no difference in perspective. It just starts shaking because it's like, ah, it's hectic. It's a school. shooting. It's not stop saying it's a

school shooting. It's an attack on the Jedi Temple. Stop saying it's a school shooting. I hate the fact that it's so,

it's so easy to equate that to it now because it's literally someone teaching kids and then someone comes in and tries to kill everybody there.

Fuck the world currently. But. That's a school shooting. Stop. You know, it's school shooting a, Star Wars story by George Lucas.

Stop. Oh, my God. It stresses me out. Look, yes. I, and to move on from the school shooting of Star Wars, Star Wars, the force of the school shooting. Or the school shooters awakens. That sounds better. But the thing is with Mogus Ingram, where she's receiving a lot of hate for her performance as Riva.

the third sister, if I'm not mistaken. That's her position. Riva, yeah. I, though I do understand that she just seems very angry and there's, she's upset about something, the degree of disdain she's receiving in general, whether, I'm not even talking about it being, oh, she's a black woman, a black character in Star Wars, blah, blah, there's been plenty of black characters.

Very often. I think, well, well, didn't. she say like, I saw something that said like she said that, uh, oh, I think she said something that was along the lines of like making it seem like this was like a big break for Star Wars to have like a person of color. And I think that's why a lot of people are like, what the fuck you talking about? There's like so many actually, uh, especially, especially lately, um, especially in the video games as well. Um, but the thing is that the thing is that, the thing is that, this.

Like, it is weird to bring that up. It is weird to bring it up very much so. It's like when Disney does that thing where it's like, it's our first gay character, and it's like they've done it like 10 times. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray-and-tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections,

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram,

thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. And it's like some guy in the background who like listens to Kate Bush. That's all that. Okay, so Obi-1, Manoio, Instagram, if we're talking about droids and alien,

okay, Obi-1 Canobi, Moses, Ingrams, and if we got, or virtual, okay, if you guys, if you've got, talking droids and aliens but no people of color it doesn't make sense i guess she might have said that that's a weird thing to say that's a weird thing to say it definitely is recently the problem is this dude i'm sure that what happened is the internet people don't have to watch what the fuck they say right they don't have to right so what happens is that people are going to complain and since they're anonymous and they want to be fucking funny they want to hurt because they care so much

about star wars and they think you're destroying star wars they're going to throw the inward at you or whatever kind of the word to derail you for what you are because that's how people work. People, when you try to insult you, they try to bring you down every way possible. Now, I don't think Reva's character is very good. This is also the second seat episode of her.

She's a brand new character. My favorite character Osoketano, in her first appearances, she was the most annoying character ever. She's a little hot shot that's like, I know what I'm doing, and I'm a Padawan at 12, and I'm so strong and I get that characters have to breathe and grow because guys very honestly in this

star wars show a series everyone hated everything about it for a long time a lot of people did not like the prequel series I remember liking it and me and Joe talking about liking it and a bunch people being like that shit sucks and I was like okay I guess it sucks I love this right but the degree of like on fire people have been about her is crazy bro like I understand

there's some dumb things I haven't seen many people on fire about like I've seen I've seen people talk about like the people that I'm following anyway they talk about the show and it's like Reva's not the great character

but they're also just like not really feeling the show really in general I understand that people for me in my case what I've read because I went on the direct link on like Twitter and I was looking at some of the comments people like she's a Mary Sue and all this shit and like the eye the pad like oh she knows that um that oh aniken is vader and i was like okay how does she was at the Jedi temple she might have very well seen anakin some people knew it

was Vader it was like the clothes that knew she was Vader he killed them i was like yeah because they referred to him as anakin Skywalker obviously don't refer to him as that but if she knows she knows. We don't know her connection. Yeah, I don't think she's a Mary Sue. Yeah, like, she's just a new character. If anything, if anything, Leah's too much of a Mary Sue for me. Oh, Leah in general? Leia and Luke are Mary Sue characters. Those two characters are Mary Sue's. Not to this degree. Like, like, the way... Oh, Little Leia running away? Yeah, like, Little Leia running away makes no fucking sense.

Like, that is insane. She runs like a toddler, bro. Me and Lee were making fun of it because the fact that she runs like a little kid, how little kids, like, they move a lot. lot to not go anywhere? Yeah, well, she is moving a lot like a little kid because she is a little kid. She's tiny. But like, they're not catching her as like. But there's so many times they're like at any point, like you see like overhead shots. By the way, the worst shots in the show.

Like they all look terrible and ugly. But like, is this that one shot in the beginning when like it's just like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. And everybody's like, hang out. And I remember looking at it. That looks cheap as shit. That looks so, so weird. It's not, it's not like a pleasing shot. They could have had like so many other.

I don't know. It's like minimal, really minimal criticisms, to be fair. But, like, she, there's so many overhead shots of her surrounded by people when they could have easily just grabbed her. And then she like slowly meanders away. She little rumbles while they. She little rumbles, he's like, uh, I'm tiny. My arms. That's how she right.

She runs like a little baby. I understand people not catching her. That's it. The Obi-1 moment, I understand that more. When those guys were catching out and running through her and catch her through the woods, I was like, they could have caught her by now. Come on. She's a pee-wee.

But when Obi-1 was getting shot at and she was running through a full marketplace, that makes more sense. She's tiny. That makes- through places. Oh, okay. That makes more sense. But like the one in the woods made no fucking sense to me.

That was pretty ridiculous. And that's my problem. Okay, the idea, Riva, Rivas is really mad. She's really mad. That's the thing. She's like, I got to get him. You don't fucking get it, right? I got to get him.

And it's like, girl, breathe. It comes across as, like, trying to be edgy. And I don't know if that's really a problem with the performance so much as it's just the writing. I think it's just like, and usually when you see an acting problem, it's typically a directing problem or, like, a directing choice. Because the director is the person who has to say cut. The director is the person who has to say, like, you know, I want you to act this way. and then when you get it right, we're going to stop because that's what I wanted. So, like, every bad performance you see, in my opinion,

a lot of them is like... That's directing, man. Because if you're not doing it, right, the director can just be like, do it like this, or the way you're doing it is wrong. And if it gets to the final cuts because everybody wants it. I think Ewan McGregor is great in it so far. I love you when he's one of my favorite fucking... He's just a likable person.

He's going to be very cool. The final review, I thought people got mad about it, but it's like, it's not that serious. She probably just knows he's raided. like calm down take a breath you know yeah i don't know i was sad to not say i was sad because like babu frick wasn't in it shut up so um babu frick you don't like bobby flick you don't like bob is that thing from fucking uh the the the new series that little dude he's the thing for he's the thing from the worst movie but like it's like he's doing all the he's like he's

no what do you, my. He's like that stick puppet. He's like that stick puppet with like the big hair and he's got like the noodle. What's his fucking name? It's not animal. Animals, buddy. Oh my God. He's got the French accent.

He's like, okay, okay, okay, you know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. Fuck. Somebody of the comments.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, is me as the Muppets. Like, what the, ah, fuck. Frenchie? That's gonna, that's gonna bother me so much.

French puppet from Muppets. French Muppet Beaker? Is it Beaker? You're like a crab, right? I don't know. Pepe de king prawn. Pepe, what is his name?

Pepe de king prawn. Such an awesome name. Is that him? Yeah, Pepe. Pepe the king prawn. I had no idea this was his name. What the fuck?

That is such an insane. imagine that's your ID That's how I identify Are you Pepe at King Prong? Yeah, I'm on Man, wee. I love this guy

This is my favorite puppet My favorite Muppet is definitely Fucking Gonzo Gonzo Gonso's too relatable What the fuck does that mean? Gonsas a really relatable Muppet

So you don't like him Because he's so relatable No, I like him But like I don't want to like a Muppet because I relate to it. What? That's how you like him. No, my favorite Muppet can't be somebody

that I relate to. They're a fucking Muppet. If I'm relating to a Muppet, that's like an insult to me. You're so crazy, dude. I fucking love Gonso and Fonzie. Because they're both just guys. Fonzie Bear. You mean Fonzie?

You mean Gonso and Fonzo? What are we at? What time are we at? All right. We're not even closer to them. We're going to go to questions now. All right. one thing I will say before we go into questions no nothing else you called him Fonzo

rest in peace Raleo oh yeah famous of course for B movie and and goodfellas in a couple other movies that like whatever an extensive acting career full of many accolades yeah peaked with B movie but like did a lot of amazing stuff I love Goodfellas genuinely like Goodfellas is like one of my favorite movies That is one of the best movies of all time. That's, I think. That's, that's, that's, that's, I think that's Scorsese, right? I think that's, I think that's wherecee.

That's, that's definitely, like, his best. He's best. Like, is between that and Raging Bull. Raging Bull's fucking good. Uh, I don't know if I've actually seen Raging Bowl. What? Really? Yeah.

Yeah. So, it's by Scorsese. I don't like movies with more than one word in the title. So I haven't seen Taxi Driver or Casino. Casino's one word. what let's let's go to let's go to questions man Jesus Christ God damn dude

What's the matter? You're right? Poor casino The story of a middleweight boxer that explains why I haven't seen it You'd like it I don't like boxing I don't like boxing movies You know you like boxing movies I don't like boxing movies though

Like I don't care to see some people I don't care to see fake people fight Sure Until you sit on watching you like, I like, I like this. Why? Like, oh, my Hispanic blood is moving for some reason while I watch this guy fight. I don't know. It feels funny. I want to watch this to completion and watch more of it afterwards. What are you talking about? You're losing your fucking mind over there. Dude, you like boxing. You like boxing. You can't help it.

I don't like boxing. Chris, you're lying. If a boxing match is on, if a boxing match is on, this is how boxing matches work in my house and probably your family's houses as well, right? We come over, right? We're supposed to be a boxing match. There's some food getting cooked. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray-and-tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections. Like Healthy Choice Simply Steamers grilled chicken and broccoli alfredo. It's a satisfying meal with 28 grams of protein and nothing artificial.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. You sit down, someone gives you a beer.

And you're like, ah, all right, you start watching it. And at first you don't really care that much. But you know, the beer, as the beer slowly drains down, you're like, ah, this is more interesting. Oh, it's way more interesting. Oh, man, is one of those guys Hispanic? I'm Hispanic as well. I'm voting for this man.

I want him to win because our people have been oppressed. And now you care. I hate Canelo, but I fucking root for him every time. Canella? Yes. He's not Puerto Rican. He's Mexican, but that's close enough. Is that like Manny Pankia or whatever?

Who's that? Nany Pachia is like one of the most famous boxers ever. He's a Filipino. Oh, he's a boxer? Yeah. Boxer, homophobic, politician. Do you say homophole? Yeah.

Is he really? Yeah. Wait. Really? Yeah. Wait, in like a famous way? I mean, he got caught seeing some anti-gay stuff. And I was like, oh, that's,

He's the senator of the Philippines? One of them, yeah, from I'm saking. What? I think they have more than one senator. For him, I'm sicken. Wait, what do you mean? He's a boxing senator? Yeah.

What the fuck is that? He was a boxer. He grew up on the streets. He was a boxer. Then eventually he got, what you call it? He gained, uh... That's like, you understand that that's like Governor Derek Jeter. That's like a very weird thing.

Yes, I know. Mani Pacquiao is, is the, he's the Filipino champion. He's the people's champion. He's only one inch taller. I could, I could. No, you can. He would kill you. Yeah, he would kill you.

He would kill you. He would kill you. He'll kill you with his bare hands. He's only got one inch on me. Chris, yes, that's very true. But he has one inch and decades of boxing. Decades of boxing. Here's, here's. Chris, don't create a, don't say you on that. No, here's the, I, Mani Pacquiao, I challenge you.

You know, I would have. I know you were born. I know your birthday, December 17th, 1978. I know. We're both Sagittarii or whatever the fuck. So let's fight. Here are the conditions. You have to be dressed up in a clown outfit, and I get to be in a car with a gun.

You're such a fucking lunatic. That way it's an even fight. The idea of you fighting Manny Pachiao while he's as a clown, you have a gun and a whole car row is insane. Because what if he still wins? He can't win. I got a car. I got a car. He can't win.

It's like that show, man versus car. And the car always wins. What's crazy about that is that it made you think the guy might weigh in a little bit. Remember when he pushed it back a little bit? I was like, oh. I was like, oh, what? And the car ran him over. It was a regular car.

Look, man, I know it's, I know it's cringe today, but like the first two seasons of Rick and Morty are genuinely hilarious. For real. Like, it's genuinely some like top tier animated comedy. And then it just immediately gets worse. You can tell that the person I was making it was unhappy when so many hands got in to the soup. Yeah. I guess we're gonna just

Too many cooks, too many cooks. There's gonna make millions of dollars and not make what I want to make anymore. And it's like, hey, bro, secure thine bag. It's like that fucking clip that's been making the rounds of like Seth McFarland on, well, not Seth McFarland, but like Peter Griffin on Family Guy talking about like

I think it's like Chris. It's like a clip of a recent Family Guy episode where Chris is like, oh, Bob's Burgers, this show speaks to my generation. And he goes like, that show, and I mean, no disrespect. back that show looks like it was animated in a moving car and it's just a very weird thing for family guy to say because family guy looks like go animate you know it looks like that it looks like that automated animation software i think it was i think that was idea of it initially

i think that's probably yeah i don't like bozburgers lily loves bozbergers gabby loves boddburgers smoke loves boad burgers they all of the all of my closest female friends love it and I just want to know why. I want to get it. I like exactly 10% of Bob's Burgers and that 10% is H. John Benjamin whose voice is just inherently funny no matter what it's saying. I like Archer a lot. I just can't stand him in Bob's Burgers. That's what I mean. That's what I mean. It's like he's funny. But then like everything else is like every other character's voice is like nails on a chalkboard. I would go as far as it is. There's like three funny characters. The daughter is funny. The younger daughter is funny because she also has a funny voice she has a funny voice as well then the older

daughter is also funny because she has another funny voice like i think the show is i think it has funny moments but i can't sit down to watch that show i cannot it's a little difficult it's not my kind of show to watch it no one is getting hurt there's no slurs i can't do this can't expect this of me it's not boondocks uh all right let's move on boondocks is literally my peak up comedy. That's how you make me laugh. Boondocks is pretty great. Let's move on to some questions. We're going to try and get through the rest of the questions we have here because it's a new month. It's June. So we're going to get a whole new swath

questions. We're going to get a bunch of Pride Month questions, I'm sure. Did you see the helmet with like the Marines advert? No way. Really? The Marines tweeted out something like Pride month. No discrimination. And it's like a camo helmet with rainbow bullets on the side. Not making that up. That's real. Let's get to these questions. I have... There's also...

There's also special Pride Month Vaseline that you can get for like 20 cents more than normal Vaseline. I'm not a... I'm not a part of the community. I'm not a member of the community. I find it so weird. Like, the months don't

make sense to me. It's like... I don't know what's so gay about June. Okay, other than that, the months Like this is all American What is the gayest? What is the gayest month do you think? I don't know.

I don't know. Let me finish. These are all parts of American history and it should just be parts of American history. It shouldn't be like, oh, this is the month for the gays. Go out and be gay than usual. Because this month we won't attack you guys.

It's like, no. No. This month we want to attack you. No, let them, they should just be. Period. You know, like, black history months. Like that's, I mean, American history. This is all American history. Why don't we have months? You just teach more American

history in general. Now the Hispanics, we get two months, you know, and I'm happy about that. We get our two months. We get two months? Yeah, we do. It's September to, um, I think September to November. What, what's a Hispanic about September and November? I don't know. I think April's pretty fucking year. I think May's Hispanic. I thought May was Latin American Heritage Month, my whole life growing up. And apparently it's not. Cinco de Mayo, right? Conceico de Mayo. No, not because of the single de Mayo. I thought, I remember hearing not before. I think April should be the gay month.

Because that's like the prank month. Stop. You know, it'd be like the safest. It'd be the safest. Hear me out. This would be the safest gay month because like, let's say you were like really nervous about coming out to your family, right? Let's say like, oh man, I got like this pit in my son. Hold on, hold on.

I got a good point. And it's like, oh man, I feel nervous about it. April 1st comes around. It's official pride month. Mom and dad, I'm gay. And then if they don't accept it, it's like, oh, it's April fools. And you're safe. And then you have to pay taxes.

Anyway, moving out of Chris. I'm not even a part of this new anymore. I'm done with you. Well, you don't think April's a gay month? No, I don't know what a gay month is. April's gayer than June. Chris, months aren't day. If there were two girls in front of you and one of them was named April and one of them was named June, I can bet you that April's

fucking April's gay. I think June might be more gay. June might be five. That's gonna be clipped and she's gonna see that. Oh, right, yeah. He's definitely gonna see that. I was gonna cut to the season, but like, what? June, June is like a buy month at most.

I don't know, Feller. I don't know, fella. Anyway. Questions, please, please, questions. You ever think about, Big Dale, Big Dale energy eroded. He says, Says, Dear Manly Men with Big Swiggin' Dicks, as you may have heard, there are some people who will eat their placenta after giving birth.

Would you consider eating a placenta as cannibalism? I say yes. It's not, it's just not morally wrong, but I have friends who argue since it's a temporary organ, eating it is more akin to chewing your fingernails, therefore is not cannibalism. Bonus question, I'm not going to answer that one. If you were to eat a placenta, how would you want to cook? I don't give a shit. Stir fried. I'm not going to answer.

I would. If, uh, let's just say. Stir fried. You fucking. Did you sick? You sick. You sick. But I don't, I don't have the energy to fight.

I just, whichever one of you choose, I agree with you, Chris. I can't. So here's my feeling. I can. I don't know what to say. So eating, chewing your fingernails, eating your fingernails, that's not cannibalism. Mm-hmm. All right.

But eating somebody else is. fingernails. I think kind of crosses that line where it's weird enough to be considered cannibalism. It's like a, it's like, uh, it's like, uh, it's like introductory cannibalism, I think. And I think that's what this is. I don't think it's necessarily, so is drinking someone's sperm cannibalism? Uh, yes. Okay. But that's like, how do I say? That's the most acceptable form of cannibalism so far, I guess. it's like that's fine you know how the state executes criminals and how like

that is an acceptable form of murder I disagree but I understand the point you're making you know what I'm saying though like legally speaking I would say drinking Siemens is that is the

legally acceptable form of cannibalism and there's no you can't go further than that without it being a problem. Do you understand what I'm saying? We're falling too close to the sun, man. No, like, you don't, you don't, you don't agree? You're grudging.

You're, you're doing the grudge noise. I don't have my heart, all the fight in my body is gone right now. I don't know what to say. So you'd agree. I guess. I mean, I don't see how you could argue. Yeah, man. I don't have, I, look.

Sorry, here's what I would say. Here's what I would say. Eating your own placenta is not cannibalism. If you eat somebody else's placenta, that's weird as shit. That's confusing, first of all. I don't know why you would do that. Just like I don't know why you would chew on somebody else's fingernails. But, you know.

Just eating. How would you react if you stepped into a room? Let's say like we were all living together again. And I was like in the living room and I was eating a bowl of fingernails. And it was just milk. But there were all my fingernails, but it somehow, filled up a bowl and you're just watching me and you look closer. It's like, that's not rice, Krispies.

And you look over and you understand what's happening. Would you bring it up to me? Would you mention like, hey, Chris, are those fingernails? I don't know. I'm pretty good at mind of my own business. So like, so like, if you, let's say, let's say you noticed it and you knew 100% that those are fingernails. I'm even like, I'm even like, you can hear the, the crunch.

I'd be like I wouldn't say anything I'd bring it up to our friends and I'd be like Did y'all see that? You'd just go back into your room probably I can't Because that's not

That's not groundbreak And I says all this is very fucking weird And I could have swore I would have seen this by now This has been like Fucking 11 years of friendship And I've just never come up once But I guess

I've never been so hungry I guess Is there any nutritional value In fingernail? I don't think so No, it's not like carbs Maybe I'm gonna look this out

I don't want to talk about Finger nails or placentis I just don't want to The nutritional value Of finger nails All that comes up is no They cannot survive on such a diet I don't know who they are

Or like what the fuck is in reference to Those who dwell What's the next question bud That's not I don't want to talk about Nails it We gotta make this an educational show nails and hair are made of keratin. Carotin is very much not digestible.

Keratin is highly resistant to digestive acids if it is ingested. So don't eat your fingernails if you had to be told that for some fucking reason. Next, moving on. Oh, this is also about placentas. You're in luck. Yay. Jacob Martin, what's up? You unholy triumvirate. What does that mean?

Triumvirate? What is that? I mean three piece, maybe. Oh, yeah, because a pentabrit would be like five, right? I don't know, maybe. That's a whole, that's a whole, because there's a whole fucking Mike Myers show on Netflix right now that no one's talking about.

Is it good? I don't know. I haven't seen it. But Shrek is in it. If Thanos... Dronkey. Dronky! Dronky!

Where's my swamp? What's up, you on Holy Trivaryt? If Thanos had the Infinity Gauntlet and snapped half of life gets dusted away. How does this apply to pregnant women? Can Thanos cause a miscarriage? Can an unborn fetus fail? Absolutely.

To the ground. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, that's an obvious thing. Yeah. I feel like because it's technically... Oh my God. What if they don't? Technically alive?

What if they don't? What is like, no one, not one pregnant woman was affected because they're not alive. It's universal law. And women start getting like, fucking... day before abortions. How would you feel, let's say this happened, right? Let's say like you're,

I don't know, one of your friends is pregnant for whatever reason. You're out at like a fucking, I don't know, Buffalo Wild Wings. I don't know what the fuck you'd be doing. I don't know where pregnant people go. But let's say you're having dinner with a bunch of other friends around you.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes. on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got to an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. And then the snap happens. Nobody in the Buffalo Wild Wings is affected. You don't know anything yet. but she disappears and the baby's still sitting there the baby's just on the in the booth they're not going to be looking around like that

they're going to be like wang what if it was about basically ready like about like yeah like she was going to get birth in like the next week or so I'd be like oh my god there's a baby here someone help me with this baby and I'd start freaking out because there's a baby now there's a baby now I'm that baby's parent

I see I would think that's her that's her that's like she became a baby what if it's a baby boy I mean I didn't know her that well because she's already carrying a fucking baby what are you saying Chris let me reiterate

let me reiterate she's already carrying a baby yes what do you mean and then it poofs and it has the genitals of a boy what is that what are you saying what are you trying are you trying to imply something let's move on I'm not I'm not I'm not about anything in fact I was gonna hello it's me the real Barack Hussein Obama Chris's favorite boy toy and glazed

broodin said I hate that term I do not like glazed bronaut at all peace ho what lowborn peasantry I don't know what the fuck that is have you ever Have you ever had a dish that you loved, but wait, have you ever had a dish that you loved, but one day something went terribly wrong and you could never taste it again without remembering that one fuck up? My example is a chicken restaurant that I love. I got what I always get, but inside the chicken tender was an entire rib cage and something tasted very wrong. I can't eat at this place anymore without tasting a hint of it. That hasn't happened to me yet. I don't know if I've had.

Not yet. I remember back when I was in like, I can't remember if it was like middle school or elementary school, maybe like junior high, late. But there was that picture that was going around of like the chicken head in the in the in the McDonald's or whatever Do you remember that? It's like a fried beak and it was like it's eye open and it was like there was like a tear coming out of it And I don't know if that's real still to this day because I've never gotten anything that Badly fucked up and I've had a lot of fast food in my day. Yeah you never had anything like that degree.

I um there is a place my recently live called taqua Esteka and I had that one time and it fucked me up. I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened to me, but like, it was like, I ate it. Was it good at least? It was fine. It was good at the time. That's where I had like really great message for that ate. And I was like, oh, I'm going

home. I was going home. Things started spinning. I got into the apartment and I laid down. I sweat. It was that night that I was really sick and everybody was playing Skyrim right alongside me and I was just sick lying sleeping on the couch. And it was a apartment full of people playing Sky around.

me and they were like yo dude fuck you do it wake up and play some Skyrim and I'm like I guys I feel like I'm dying Wake up let's play some Skyrim It's such a stupid sentence I hated that I remember I remember when that first happened

When they were like because I Skyrim was huge in 2011 That was like my first year of college And I remember like it came out in the beginning of my first year By the way worst possible timing for that game to come out Yeah, for you, particularly, for your age. Yeah, because I was like, this is fucking, this is next level amazing. I love this, whatever the fuck this is, this is like, I've never seen anything like this.

School? Who cares? I can't become a Dover Queen. But our friends would have this thing. They would, we would do land parties for things, like, in years past for, like, multiplayer games. Like, we would do, like, Halo 3 land parties, or Halo 4 land parties even, even before that, or after that. But, like, at some point, Skyrim came out, and Jalen specifically was like really the one who wanted this to happen more than anybody. Jalen and Joe, they would be like, let's have a Skyrim party where we'll all bring our TVs and our consoles to the same place.

And then we'll play Skyrim alone with each other. And I never fucking understood it. Because I can't even imagine just the cacophony of that room where you're just hearing like eight loading screens going at once. with that same music overlaying, like not perfectly on top of one another, different quest lines going on, people spoiling the game for other people. It's so maddening, bro.

It is insane. And they would do it, and they would do it for all, do it all day. We would order food, and we would just be, like, at one person's house playing Skyrim all day.

And I'm just like, this is insane. I did it. I joined, because I didn't want to be a loser. I didn't do it. I was like, I'm playing,

Skyron by myself. I have to, like, this is an immersive experience. I want it to be mine. What am I going to do? I don't want to look over and see you doing something cool that I could have experienced myself. Look, bro. Skyron parties were insane. It's an insane premise.

But I don't think I've ever had anything like this where, like, a restaurant's been ruined for me in any real way. That's usually fine. I have a stomach of stone for the most part. So unless something is like, also, for me to complain about food, it has to be bad. It has to It has to be very bad.

Like, it has to be, like, horrible for me to complain for food. Like, I've done it maybe once, ever, actually. I'll tell you one thing that always breaks my heart, though, like, when I go to a restaurant. And it's, like, if I order a fried calamari and it's, it's the rings, that makes me really sad. I don't know what you mean by that. Have you never ordered fried calamari? I don't see food, bro. Oh, that's right.

So, like, there's two types of calamari. There's, like, the proper calamari that has, like, the tentacles. and like the, you know, the actual calamari. And then there's like this ring of calamari that's basically an onion ring. It's like coated in like something. You wouldn't be able to tell it apart from an onion ring if you weren't like close enough to it. And for some reason, a lot of people like, a lot of restaurants are famous. Like they just really like the rings.

But they just taste so much worse than just like the actual calamari. It'd be like if you got fish, right? but then like oh instead of having a fish or you know what it's like it's like having imagine chicken rings okay imagine that imagine that as opposed to just like a nice piece of chicken okay i get you it's like there's clearly been something done to this that's not okay why are you doing this i get you i know what you mean you're yeah it's just very processed and very i don't know very not good in my opinion the spider that crawls into your mouth while you sleep, rodent.

That's not real. That's a fucking myth. It says, Hello, Drago, Dwarf, and John Tot, Jotanar? Join. A jotineer. No. I don't know. Maybe you misspelled it. Wouldn't be surprised. After so many instances of you guys recommending things to us, I'd like to take chance to

recommend something to you. I am very much into Norse mythology, and I've actually spent a few years researching about different gods, creatures, and even old North's language. I have some time recently, I have sometime recently come across a Viking metal band called Brothers of Metal. Fuck, Derek would love this. And have, if only he was here instead of at the Johnny Depp release. The Johnny Depp release, the pre-release for Johnny Depp. Yeah, the open beta.

And have added many of their songs to my library. It would give me great pleasure if you guys were to give them a listen. Yeah, I'll check it out. I feel like I've heard of them already. They have songs like Igdracil and Ride of the Valky's. That sounds very, sounds very Viking metal. One sec.

Yeah, I'll give me a shot. I just got a knock on my door. So give me one second. No worry. I'll handle it. All right. So be right back. I'm going to.

Yeah, don't stop the recording. Okay, just get up and leave. Just, yeah, just, it's fine. Like, I'll handle. It's just me now. It's just you and me now, guys. Sweeney's gone. He's leaving. It's over. This is the Chris Raygun show.

And you're going to have to fucking deal with that. Drunk Cracken wrote in. He says, hello. Little scream, big scream, and sex god Derek. He's gone. My question is as follows. When I was little, I vividly remember playing Marl versus Capcom 3 with my friends and was

introduced to Schumagoraph through that game. There are clips of his character in scenes of Dr. Strange, too, and seeing this kind of stuff on the big screen, a decade or so after my young obsession is surreal to say the least. Have you, have any of you guys had moments like that? And if so, what were they? I think probably seeing fucking, I think seeing Spider-Man on T, like on, like, as a real person in the Toby McGuire Spider-Man movies when I was a kid, was probably, like, probably that moment. Because I had only known him from, like, action figures and fucking, what do you call?

I only knew him from action figures and video games. So I just didn't assume that I would ever see him in person. Like, that's insane to me. But it was probably that. Like, I would imagine that would be the only thing that would even come close. But because Sweeney's not here, I'm going to go ahead and say that he was probably most excited to see ugly Sonic in Rescue Rangers, the show on Disney Plus, or the movie on Disney Plus. or the movie on Disney Plus. By the way, awesome that they did that.

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It's a satisfying meal with 28 grams of protein and nothing artificial. Healthy Choice Simply Steemers. What having it all tastes like. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion.

and recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I am personally very happy that they fucking, that they brought Ugly Sonic in as his own independent character because that was what I wanted from the beginning. Like, I was sad that they fixed Sonic. I wanted to see fucking Ugly Sonic

in, like, in his fully CG rendered, like, baggy under eyes, fucking, like, big beer belly. you know, neurotic speech patterns. Like,

that's what I wanted in the real Sonic movie. But instead, we got this, like, great rendition of the character, cool.

Not sure what that fucking does for me. But since Sweeney's here, I just want to talk to you guys a little bit about because this is something that's been bothering me personally. Halo Infinite

Infinite cannot catch a break lately because for some reason they're doing this thing where they, where they have, They have, they're doing this thing recently where they have, they have the exact right, they have the recipe to just do things correctly. Right. But then they're just not doing it.

And I don't understand why. Is that what the police? I don't understand why when 343 puts out a game mode that says, hey, team snipers is coming to Halo Infinite. Get ready for team snipers. And then the image is a bunch of. Spartans with sniper rifles. It's like cool, very exciting. And then you jump into the playlist

and yeah, snipers shows up once in a while, but it's also like stalker rifles and plasma carbines or mallers and skewers. And it's like all you had to do was make a sniper's playlist.

That's all, like they, it's like they overthink shit and it bothers the hell out of it. I just don't, I don't, I don't I don't have faith in them anymore, man. I genuinely, I genuinely have no faith in them anymore. Somebody, somebody is on that team that is intentionally fucking it up. Like, I don't know how you fuck up just basic, oh, let's add a playlist to a game.

I think, I think the people that are making it are doing good, but then there's like executives that are like, we should do this. And they're like, guys, just listen to us. And they're like, I understand what the fans want. But fuck them. This is a better idea. I understand what the fans want, but I don't play the game and this is what I want. I want this. It's insane.

Anyway, drunk cracken wrote in. I'm going to read your question again because I answered it already and then I went off on a tangent. But drunk hack and rode, he says, for you, Kingston, he said, when I was little, I vividly remember playing Marvel versus Capcom 3 with my friends and was introduced to Shimagoref and seeing him in Dr. Strange 2 was like really surreal. So was there any, you ever had a moment like that where like a young obsession you saw. on the big screen was like defining or surprising to seeing Toby a Spider-Man

that's what I said seeing Toby a Spider- it's like it's like it's the only thing that I could it's the only thing that I could think of where I was like or the entirety of the MCU I guess because the MCU was like

seeing Toby of Spider-Man was like oh this is Spider-Man but then seeing like Captain America and Thor and Dr. Strange and all like just seeing all of them but together I'm pretty just going to be another when I see Miles on the big screen too

and it's like oh my God like this kid is playing Miles Brown you know like it's was wild seeing the universe that i've been keeping up with since i was like a five-year-old come into existence but toby was the first time where i saw toby and i was like i can't believe this is him like that's spider man that's why for me in my brain but i think of live action i always default to toby maguire like every time yeah he may not be my favorite or my favorite or release favorite whatever that's what spider man is in live action to me you know like Tom Holland personifies him more modernly

but for everyone that's like around my age is Toby like that's Toby yeah I would agree I think my favorite rendition is the PS4 game and then honestly animated series is kind of second like I really like that voice actor a lot that's what I think of that's what I think of his voice as

like if I'm not if there is not any Spider-Man media playing and I think of the voice of Spider-Man I go to Barnes right Christopher Daniel Barnes And then like Yeah When I think of him as a person

I think of obviously Tobre McGuire It's kind of a combination Where it's a McGuire's face And Barnes's voice Mary Jane This can't quite be I will say too also

That Toby McGuire just has like really He has a really good He has a really good voice for combat I don't know why I don't know how to explain I don't know if I'm explaining his right But like something about Something about the way he yells

and the way, like, when you were playing, when you were playing the video game specifically, when you would, like, take damage, there was like a, there was like a uniqueness to the way that he would, like, grunt or, like, the way that, like, he has such a weird voice in general. Like, he has a very identifiable voice and that, like, translates to when he's taking damage. I love Toby. To the point where, like, it's insane. I remember every single grunt of damage that Toby McGuire has probably ever said because those games were so, like, cemented in my brain.

But yeah, Christopher Daniel Barnes is like... So good. Especially watching that show again, which I haven't seen in like a really long time. Like I haven't sat down and watched that show like properly in like well over 15 years. And I try to watch it, but I get dizzy. It is dizzy. I get busy watching that show and I'm like, I got to sit down. It's so fucking funny how quick it is.

I love it. There's this great scene where, like, Peter Parker has to, like, deliver, like, ransom money to Dr. Octopus. Oh, my God. I know the exact scene you're talking about. And he's like, and he goes, like, let them go. And he, and Dr. Octopus is like, nah, what? I have the money. Like, what are you?

Stupid? And then he picks him up and he just drops him out a window. And immediately, Spider-Man is there. Like, he's just in costume quicker than I've ever. seen anything happen. I love it, dude. I love that show. It's so fucking high octane, dude. It makes me... Oh, no, you know what it was? It was the Spider-Man No More moment happened in that same episode. And it's like, it is 30 seconds that this, that this arc, this very pivotal arc takes place in because he goes, I think he forgets about his date to Mary Jane. And then he's like,

ah, I can't even get a date because of you. And he throws, he throws the, he throws the, he throws the costume in the closet and locks it off and he's like you know what fuck that shit i'm out of here and i'm gonna go live my life as as peter park and then he steps out his house and then the reporter lady is like where's spider man and he goes like i don't know and he goes like and then uh she's like spider man would never turn his back on people who need him and then he goes she's right spider man would never and he puts the costume back on immediately he's been outside for maybe 15 seconds He was like, you're right. Maybe they need Spider-Man.

I love his voice, bro. Because he says, he has a teacher's voice, you know, where like a little kid can sit down and be like, I get it. So when he screams, he's scary. Like, when he's angry at soccer, is it just scary things? You're like, whoa, he's never been mad like that before. When he, when he says no as Mary Jane is, like, evaporating into water,

that is one of the most. genuinely like that is a genuinely painful sound like it's actually like pretty good like from a VO perspective because it really is just like gut wrenchingly like like that there's something really not okay with this guy is so fucked because like you know your girl turns the wall dude Norman Osborne in that show is twice he lost Mary Jane three times

it was three times it was three times there's one of the first season one when she falls off into the portal. And then and then... And then she turns into fucking water. And that's after he marries her, too. It's just fucking insane. No! No!

It's so impaned. Dude, when she jumps off the bridge, I had to see if you'd come save me. I would have been like, yo, I can't be with her anymore. She's crazy. Will you marry? Will you marry me jumps off the building?

What if he didn't save her? He's like, I guess this is what she wants. This is a funny thing, right? Now, do you think this? Okay. So, Lily was talking to me and she was like, we were talking. We had this conversation with me, you smoking Lily. And we were like, she was like, if I got turned into a beagle, would you try to help me?

And I'm like, a beagle? I'm like, what do you mean? He's like, if I turned into a beagle, would you try to save me? And I'm like, do you understand, you understand you're a beagle now, right? Like, I don't. that's an insane question like I don't know what I would do

I don't maybe delivery I want to take you to the government or something and she's like you wouldn't try to use magic to save me as like Lillian you're a beagle yeah would you try to save your girl if you turn to a beagle

I'd be like you're a beagle now what do you expect me to like there's there's clearly magic and I don't know how to use that you're just a beagle now I look man I would

seek as much help as possible, but like, I don't know, like, what you could do at that point. Like, if there's really magic afoot and she's just a beagle now, like what, like, that's, that's just a trap question, though. That's like, that's like the, you know, would you love me if I was a worm? It's like, of course I wouldn't. But I'm going to say. Of course I wouldn't. I don't love a worm. The fuck, it's a worm.

I step on worms on purpose. There's no way in hell I would ask anyone to be like, oh, if I become a bugle because of magic save me, that's not your problem. I would never ask that of somebody. I'm like, this is not your problem. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply Steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray and tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections. Like Healthy Choice Simply Steamer's grilled chicken and broccoli alfredo. It's a satisfying meal with 28 grams of protein and nothing artificial.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I'm a beagle now. I got to live as a beagle. But the fact that some people have the fucking gall to dare be like, you wouldn't save me is fucking insane. It is, it is insane.

I have several letters written hidden away in my room. Just in case I'd be something. happens and I get transmuted. And all of them say it's not your problem. Don't worry about it. Put me outside. Well, there's also, there's also the added thing where, like, if you truly are a beagle, if you become a beagle, what kind of situation is it?

Is it like a 100 good deeds for Eddie McDowd situation where you are, you are a dog with the mental capacity of a human? Because if so, you could very easily communicate. You could easily communicate that. Yeah. You could. If I became a dog with my intelligence, that mean I'd be slightly smarter than a dog.

So I'd be able to communicate. Let me, let me die. I would go up, I would like go up to my computer. I would type out a thing. And I would be like, hey, it's me, Chris, I'm in this beagle. This is not a coincidence. Kill me. I would type it with my nose real slow.

And I would be like, this is not a coincidence. Someone help me. uh you know call the news or something call the news like do do do anything let be let people be aware that i am me i would write all this out i would write all this out it's like it's not like a dog fell on a keyboard and and it just happened to say hi you know like this is like real clearly a person do you think do you think you'd have a situation yeah you're a beagle and i and if you if i just become a beagle and like i act exactly like a beagle was that's not me anymore yeah you know That's just like, my matter has been reassembled into that of a beagle.

And there's no reason to save me because I'm likely gone. The idea is that would you think that your brain would slowly decay since you're a beagle? Because, you know, a beagle's brain is not the same as a human's brain, you know? So would you initially have the mind, my brain power of a human, but slowly it's decaying to the level of a beagle's? And you're like, yo, what the fuck? I'm getting dumber. I was smarter yesterday. because that's the scariest.

Yeah, that's like onset dementia. That's just experiencing dementia in a dog. Well, no, it's not, no. Yeah. I feel like becoming a beagle's way worse than dementia. No, but if your brain is slow, and you can experience the pain of, like, becoming stupider as time goes on, that's dementia.

I feel like even dementia, I don't know. There's kind of like, it's happening. No, you know. You know on some level. Like, you can't not know. Unless you're already so stupid that it doesn't matter. I guess. Like, imagine being so stupid that dementia doesn't affect you.

No, it makes you smarter, actually. You're actually a more bright person. Yeah, because you're forgetting all the things that have held you back. You forget all the character. All of the character building, every mistake you've ever made that, like, maybe like causes you to hesitate on certain things, every experience that you have that, like, fills you with doubt. It's all gone because you just forgot it. Now you're just like the best you've ever been.

And it's all because you forgot who you were. You're a more efficient version of yourself because you forgot. got all the bad. And it's like... I have ADHD. What do you mean? I forgot. I don't have that anymore.

I can think... It's gone. I can think so much gooder. I can think so much gooder. The fog in my head is clear and misty now. Misty. You're like, what did you just say? And misty.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I'm a fucking billionaire. I'm a billionaire fucking... I'm a billionaire and I'm fucking stupid. How do you feel? Idiot? Nice degree.

Pussy. Pussy. I know how to win the lottery. Fucking loser. Watch, I'm going to go win the lottery right now. He does it. He does it twice. You want to see me do it again?

They put him in a facility because he can't buy, they can't let him buy a lottery. He's banned. Do not sell lotto tickets to this man. Could you imagine that was a thing? Every lotto ticket has his face on it so everybody knows too. It's like this guy won the lottery 30 times in the span of 40 days. And he's not cheating. We checked.

him in a box for two years straight and he still kept him in a box underwater in the dark with only a fucking tube to say the numbers and he got it right this man is richer than Elon Musk now it's like it's like law abiding citizen he's like he's wearing the he's winning the lottery from inside the president let me let me claim my winnings now oh my fucking god uh uhusuelia The fan wrote in. He says, hello, Chupacabra, Jersey devil and jackalope. What is the best Little Debbie snack and why is it Nutty Buddies?

I'm gonna be real with you. I don't know anything about Little Duffles. I like the little oatmeal cream pies. What the fuck is that? Little. Debys. I was more of an Entomans person. But you don't,

but you don't get entomins by yourself, you know, you get like a whole thing of entoments. You bring home. Antimans is more of like, um, because like they have the entoments like the pies.

A little flea. I used to, this is real. This is very real. I used to go and buy the fucking Entomins devil's food food cake and I would eat that whole fucking thing. Jeez, man. That's a lot of chocolate. That's a lot of chocolate. That's a lot of frosting.

I felt so sick. I fucked my digestive system up permanently probably. But it was so good. There's nothing worse than eating sweets on an empty stomach and just being in pain, dude. Dude, that's what happened. That's what happened at the live show. That's what happened. just in agony, dude.

That's what happened at the live show. We flew in. I didn't eat breakfast. They didn't have my room ready, so I couldn't relax. We were sick, dude. We were sick. And we didn't even have a good night sleep

that night before you were watching backroom bullshit. That's right. We watched the back room bullshit. So like early, the only one that slept well was Lily. Lily, like, actually went to bed. And we were like up watching stupid shit,

Harry Potter weed. You know, I'm looking up Little Debbie's snacks now and... Ooh, the zebra cake was good too. Oh, man, you crazy. What? The zebra cakes? You like the zebra cakes? I mean, I liked the idea of the zebra cakes.

Come on. You know how when you, like, you know how when you bite into the zebra cake and you're like, I could, I know what they're going for? But it's not quite what I want it to be. But it's not quite like, it feels like, just. short of what it should be and because of that it feels toxic like the frosting feels a little too hard and like it doesn't quite have the right vanilla taste and as the idea it gives you the impression of vanilla it's like it's like uh the cosmic brownies like those those like that type of chocolate feels wrong like it just doesn't feel correct to be eating it's not moist enough

the the the the flavor is like i i feel like cosmic brownie should be labeled with their flavor, and I feel like the flavor should be chocolate question mark. No, that's why things are, you do crazy. Things are referred to as chocolate E when they're not 100% chocolate. Then when it's chocolate, it says, oh, this is chocolate. But chocolate E means it's chocolate-like. It's chocolate-esque. That's a thing. I learned that when I was working at Starbucks, and I was like, what? It's like, yeah. Because then everything doesn't say chocolate. It's always say, It's how we say the Java chip or it's like that. No, it's not chocolate.

Liars. That's fucking. That's one of the most. I'm sure there's somebody here who is hearing that information for the first time. And being like, what? What? It's like when you find out your tongue has no natural resting position. It's just like it ruined their entire fucking.

You know your tongue is the organ that heals the fastest? What? The tongue is the fastest healing organ on your body. It's not your dick? I mean, have you cut your dick off and it's grown back? I mean, I've abused it for sure. My dick, I think it was a big callus, and then I peeled the cows of like a cocoon. Oh, my God.

And I had a freshly, like, a healed dick with wings. That is sick. That is a sick, sick idea. That is disgusting. Just this callous, this hard shell. You get a little chisiered. You can taxidermia if you can. And it comes out and you've got a brand new,

healed, winged dick. Jesus Christ. Cross-eyed transgirl wrote and he says, Hey, boys, I hope you're all well. Everyone wants to be a contrarian. But what's something you unashamedly sighed with the mainstream on? I myself think Fortnite is great for giving people a thriving online community and encourages creativity.

I dare say it rivals the glory days of Halo 3 on Xbox 360 and I don't even like Fortnite. I think you're probably right. Especially now at this point. Like early on, I wouldn't have said so. Like, I think, like, but like, people go fishing in Fortnite now, you know? It's like, it's a completely different thing than it was. So I could, I could probably say it. I could see that being equatable.

Side with the mainstream on. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What I said to mainstream? Oh, I like the MCU. I kind of. I like them to you.

I like it. I don't know. You like the MCU. Yeah, people should don't know a lot. It's like, I understand. It's built. First of all, it's literally built for someone like me. I'm a comic book fan.

So it is built for someone like me. It's built to give people that are a little less than know, a bit of understanding or a bit of an easier way to get into it. But, like, I love it. I love the characters. I love the idea that they made a universe about it. I think they could be doing better, obviously, they can be doing it.

They can be going a little more in depth with some of the characters. But I really do like the MCU. I think it's a good place. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant. Right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray-and-tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections, like Healthy Choice Simply Steamers grilled chicken and broccoli alfredo. It's a satisfying meal with 28 grams of protein and nothing artificial. Healthy Choice Simply steamers. What having it all tastes like. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I think the MCU is fine. problem when everything is trying to replicate it and everything's trying to become a universe.

Because seeing like the Northman and everything always, everything everywhere at once, like seeing those movies were definitely very refreshing. Because everything everywhere was one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. That movie is amazing. Like fantastic movie. And I've noticed a lot of movies they try to set up more shit

instead of just being a good movie. Like Batman, Batman was a very good movie, but Batman, enough for the same thing where like at the end of Batman, instead of letting Batman end, it felt like it was setting up more stuff later on. Which is... The worst part of that movie was setting up stuff for the future.

And like it was... I just think that the idea of letting, um, letting there be free media where like people can go and put their heart into like, I want to make it look like this or make it seem like this is very important. And we're losing touch of that because of the fact that Dempsey proved that universe is work, you know? Well, it's not just universes. universe is based on recognizable characters and recognizable IP.

Yeah. And like, like it's very, it's very difficult to pitch like an original movie now. It's harder. And it's tough. And it's like, we need,

we need that. We need that because everything can't be a part of something else. I love Lord of the Rings. I love Dungeons and Dragons. I love all those things, but we need fresh stuff to be able to enjoy. We can't have everything be based on existing stuff because so many movies wouldn't have existed.

We've never had aliens. Never had predators. We'd never had, John Carpenter is the thing, but never had all these great things if they just didn't have the ability to be free and make what they want to make, you know, so. But I do love the M.C. Same time. I really fucking love it. Like, out of the movies, I dislike, like, maybe four of them.

There's a lot of them that I think are, I think most of them are fine. I think it's not so much the MCU that bothers me so much as the context that it exists in, which is like Disney owning kind of everything and being a really scummy fucking company. Did you know about what they did to Quentin Tarantino? I had no idea that this was real. But like when the Hateful Eighth was out, it was out during Christmas time. And it was, I believe. Was it we'll be out at that time? Was it Guardians?

No, it was Star Wars. It was one of the Star Wars movies. I think it was Force Awakens, I think, because that seems like about right for the time. We saw Hateful Eighth together, right? I don't know. Did you see it? Did you see it at Regal? Yeah, you were worth us, I think.

Was me, you, Paul, Joe, Alex, and Aaron, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we did see it. We saw Haytfully together. And then, but, like, apparently in L.A., there's this place called the Cinerama Dome, which is like, uh, well, it's called something different now, but it's like the Dome Theater in L.A. You know what it is, right? I think I know what it is.

Cinerama Dome. I want to know what the fuck it is now. Oh, what? Is it just not... Oh, it's... It's called the arc light, I think, now. But it's... Oh, the arc light theater.

I know the dog of the show is. Yeah. Yeah, it's got the big dome, you know. It's on sunset. But apparently, there was this whole situation where, like, you know, they had a deal to show the hateful eight in the theater. And Disney came to them, and they were like,

you can't show his theater. You can't show Hateful Eighth in the theater. We want Star Wars to play in the theater. And basically, they threatened to ban all they threatened to ban all of Disney's films from showing at Arklight Cinemas permanently if they

didn't kick the hateful 8 off of the Cinerama Dome, which is insane because like they have every theater in the U.S. But they for some reason wanted this theater that was like specifically important to Quentin because it's the Cinerama Doreme D. It's like literally like it's the Cinerama Dome is like a really important cinema spot like specifically for like films

in L.A. crazy. It's not like the Chinese theater, which is like a little bit more like, you know, but it's so insane. Like I had no idea that that happened. And it's just like Disney is so scummy that it makes me sad that some of my favorite characters are like tied to this entity that fucking sucks. I think Disney has gotten too big in the air. That's a problem. I think that's a huge problem.

The company has gone too large. So, oh my God. I want Canobey spoilers. I don't want to see those. But the company has gotten too large and I think that's a problem where when something gets too large you know,

there's a degree of monopoly inherently tied into it. But I do love it. I do love the MCU. I just wish, I don't know, I just wish that, I wish that more people were,

the people that were fans of the things who are making a thing more, you know? Like, Ramey, as much as I'm not a big fan of old quirky Spider-Man, Ramey was a fan of Spider-Man.

You can see the fandom he had of the character in it, you know? You could probably look at, like, you could look at the first, like, maybe like 50th of the Spider-Man and see that when he's made Spider-Man. Like, oh, I'm going to go off of this era of Spider-Man, you know? But some of the people- There's a lot of shots. There's a lot of shots in the Ray movies that are just straight up out of the beginning, yeah, from the beginning run, the first volume of Spider-Man.

It's like, this guy cares about this story. And though I wish there were more people like that that were like, because I don't know how to make a film. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply Steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray-and-tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections like Healthy Choice Simply Steamers grilled chicken and broccoli Alfredo. It's a satisfying meal with 28 grams of protein and nothing artificial. Healthy Choice Simply Steamers. what having it all tastes like.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. But I know these characters, you know? So I feel like I'd understand like how to make these good stories about these characters. I'm some more people that were in these rooms because I think I think Figey's a fan of the Marvel.

I think Mike Fagy is a Marvel fan. But he's not the director of the movies. Right. So it falls by the way. Like there's no way. Like there's no way Taika Waititi is a Thor fan. Like there's no way. Like Thor is.

Wait. There's no way that that's true. He may not be a Thor fan. I got to say, right now, right now, currently throughout Thor's comic book run, he's like one of the two best characters in Marvel currently. Like, he finished up his arc. It's amazing. It's beautiful, great stories. Fantastic.

You know, the other character, I think that's the best one? It's fucking Venom. Venom, I would argue right now, is the best. the best character in like comics and like top five and like comics and manga right now. Venom is fantastic and it's just like, why don't they have these writers, these iconic writers, in the room while they're making these scripts? Like they should just be there. Does they give a little few points?

Like, oh, well, this and that, you know? Because they did, the guy, the reason why they made the Infinity War and all that shit was the writer, dot Jonathan Hickman. He wrote that in Bendis. They wrote to all those stories they ended up adapting and making into the comics. And it's like, that's so cool. Why aren't they in the room when these characters are being written? What is going on?

Yeah, didn't the Spider-Man PS4 game? Dan Slot was right there the whole time. And that's why it did so good. But they're like, nah, man, comics don't make enough money. This movie will make enough money. Hey, Webb, make some bullshit. And he's like, I guess. Mark Webb

It's so sad It is so sad that the worst Spider-Man movies Are directed by a guy named Mark Webb That's a man It was right there It was right there Oh well

What do we got? What do we got? If only If only are Oh, I didn't answer I guess I don't know what the mainstream is really because I feel like there are two mainstreams. You know, there's a mainstream that is like, I don't know,

like I feel like there's a mainstream of like, hey, children should die. And then there's another mainstream that says, kids probably shouldn't die. And they feel equivalently supplied with soldiers and people and takes. So I don't know what the mainstream is. Like I have no idea. I genuinely don't know what the mainstream opinions are. Yeah, there was a period of time where you were like, the, the opinion of the thing that made more sense was louder. Yeah.

And it's not that anymore. Generally speaking, in 2007, you could probably ask somebody, hey, are you in favor of 9-11? And I think nine times out of 10, they would say no. But now it's probably like more 50-50, I think. I would say it's- Which is crazy, but like, I think that's probably true. Yeah. Yeah, things.

I wouldn't say 9-11, but like, some things that like obviously because like there was once upon the time i feel like there was gonna sound very sing-song you're like there was once there was a bad and there was a good and we knew it once in a amount of time as american people we knew things and it was video games did it and one and out of nowhere these video games went to texas and they uh they did something not shot up you did something not god damn it fortnight went into texas and shot them up did all this crazy this but it's true i feel like It was upon a time there was like a period where people could be like, oh, yes.

We can't admit to what's a problem anymore. That's the biggest problem period. But even, but even just, even just subjective opinions. Like, I don't know. Marvel makes a ton of money, but I don't know if the mainstream opinion is that Marvel is great. I would assume it is. I would assume it is. I would assume it is.

I mean, you would assume it is. Because the masses of sit down. Like, most people don't really think in. introspectively about like, hmm, the story, this story has a great thing of this. Because I consider, I consider masses, I consider mass consciousness like Lillian. She's a very basic person, not basic, not basically in a disrespectful way, but very, like, simple. Yeah. And if she likes it or she understands it, then it's more or less like, oh, this is for the people that are just absorbing.

Not for the critical analyzers. But like, would you say that the mainstream opinion of Saturday Night Live is that Saturday Night Live is not funny? Yeah, now. I'll say now. Yes. But how is it still on TV? Because it's more of like a relic. But I don't know.

Like I feel like, because it's the same reason why people make swords, you know? Like people are still making swords, but we don't use them. But the thing is it's like because we spend so much time on Twitter, like there was a time where I would have assumed that like, oh, Bernie Sanders is going to win clearly. That's true. I did too. Because it made sense. Because everybody that I see, the mainstream from my perspective was that he was insanely popular. But then you go outside of Twitter.

and then he's still pretty popular, but he's not nearly as popular as you thought. And you're like, oh, interesting. I wonder if that's, like, I wonder if there's a lot of people

who really like the Halo show. You know what I mean? And they're just not on Twitter, because why would they be? They're probably, like, happy and enjoying their lives. Ah, true. And then they're probably just sitting there,

like, my parents, my parents liked the Halo show. And I was like, fair enough. Like, I don't know why you wouldn't, I guess.

Do your parents usually tend to like good shows? Like, My grandmother has the most mixed... My grandmother can watch a Goodfellas, but this is a really good film. They should also watch Charleston Heston's fucking Ten Commandments every fucking Easter. And it's such a good movie. And I'm like, Grandma, this is not a good movie. It's never been a good movie.

My parents tend to watch everything. Like, they have definitely seen more... I mean, not just because they're way older, but like, I mean, like, even in like this short... In like a two-year period, they will have definitely consumed... more media than I have. Okay. Like, for sure. Like, because they just, they sit and they watch everything on Netflix.

They watch everything. They, they tell me about shows that I've never fucking heard of. It's like, oh, have you seen 1886? I'm like, what the fuck is that? Like, I don't know. I don't know what that is. So I don't know. Like, they tend to watch and are pretty okay with most things.

They'll like, they'll really like certain things and they'll like not care for other things, but they'll still watch the shit they don't care for just because they're invested. That's, but like, they're like, I wish I had that mentality before. because of the internet made it so I can find what I want to watch. Like when you look through your YouTube feed, like there are moments when I look to my YouTube feed like my home, and I just feel bored.

And I'm like, ew, why am I bored? This is what I'm supposed to like. But like, it's like, I saw it've been. It's just anime and lore and D&D shit. I'm like, what the, what have I become? I was so much more diverse as a human once in a time. And then like memes of like, like, I tried to go on R slash people fucking dying last night, and it was like not people dying.

It was like, bunch of people like succeeding and living. And it really made me upset. It made me really upset because that's not what I came there for, you know? Yeah, like, I'm thinking, I'm thinking of like, what's the mainstream on comedians even? Like, are most people angry? Are most people, okay? Like, I really don't know. I assume not.

So I guess that would be the thing that I... Whenever it's, whenever you're on Twitter, right, you assume that the people that are the loudest and the most outraged are the smaller group. To safe assumptions, safe assumption. Right, yeah. But sometimes the bigger group, sometimes they are. On occasion. But, like, I think what's funny about all the things about comedians now, it's like, usually the, usually the complaint is usually like, they mention, like, when they're talking about a specific joke that they're complaining about, they mention how this was a bad joke and how it was upset.

and they'll also add on top of that how upset that they were that everybody in the room was laughing at it, which to me is kind of like the comedian's doing a good job, I guess, right? Because that's the whole point. The whole point is to make the crowd laugh. But I don't know. I don't know if I have an answer for this because I just, I don't know how to discern what the mainstream opinion is. Yeah, it's a, it's a bit nutty. Nuddy.

I guess my, the thing that I'll side with the mainstream on is, and I hope this is a mainstream opinion, I think pedophiles are pretty bad, you know. That's a pretty safe bet, you know. They're not good. They're definitely not good. I think they're ontologically evil. They're definitely, if any, if those are like one of the few categorical evil people, you can say, you know. Like, oh, that person fucks children.

That's not a good guy. Yeah. Like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't help him, you know, if I would be fed. I would hope they would get help. But at the same time, it might not be directly from me, you know? Yeah. All right. Let's see.

U020 wrote and he says, Hello, three homosexual minorities playing Mass Effect inside of a tank. Longish time listener and first time questioner, question asker, I guess. I've been listening to more of your older episodes of the podcast more recently. And usually guys, and usually you guys will mention. people who have died or two Wait, what?

People who have died a week or two before I heard the episode or other weird coincidences like that. Have you guys had any weird coincidences in your life that were very eerie? I can't think of any eerie. Never very eerie. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right?

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Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, a lot of people, like, I've heard stories about, like, people have like these, like, supernatural, like, oh, my God, fucking, like that, what is it? Like, Seth McFarlane.

Anyhow, he was like, I was almost on the 9-11 plane, and I was late. or whatever to my plane Damn We did that in-seat We both thought that would be the best thing It'd be the best thing. Jeez, man, almost. That's me and also.

I actually like something fun. Yeah, whatever, man. You know, somebody else. I don't like family. They would have made something else probably better than that, you know? Sinos would have came out. That became the benchmark of comedy.

And you know, so. Ah, Seth McFarland is a good guy. Yeah, sure. I believe you. I believe you. I don't know about a good guy. I don't know him personally. But I think he's genuinely a funny person.

It's family guy that I'm like. The fact that he... Okay. I've never, I've never had... I'm not going to get to you the conversation because I don't want to downplay this man. I don't know him at all. I don't know him from a hole in the phone wall.

You don't think those first few seasons of the family guy aren't funny. First five are hilarious. I can't deny that. That's when he was, that's when he was writing. You know, he wrote he's been writing. He wrote until like season like 11, dude. Yeah, but that would, it's, you know how many seasons family guy has now? How many?

It's been, well, hold on. He stopped writing in 2011 to give you an idea. Family Guy recent season. 21. So it did get bad for sure, like, while he was writing. But, like, he still wrote, like, some pretty funny shit. And those Road to Rhode Island. That episode in general, so good.

Yeah, there's a bunch of, like, all of his music stuff that he did was, like, really, was really good. We're off on the road to Rhode Island. Rhode Island. Quite honestly, this might be a controversial opinion. It would be a controversial opinion. But I genuinely think, like, of the big, of the big animated comedies, which were like Family Guy, the Simpsons in South Park,

I think music-wise, I think Family Guy had the best. Without a doubt. Without a doubt, yeah. He understands, he understands show tunes. He knows that kind of music pretty well. Yeah, it's almost like that's all he wants to do. But then, like, when it comes to the funniest one,

Obviously, it's South Park. South Park has pushed the envelope. There have been times recently. We watched, we recently, like, before we moved out of Olive, we watched a season where Man Bear Pig beat the devil to death. And I remember sitting down watching that episode and being in awe that it happened. Because, like, season, when Trump became president, I felt like that's when South Park got that breath.

They were just like, oh, we're back. there's so many fucking things to make fun of. Yeah. But it's able to go with it. They're able to ebb and flow between quality and like, like mediocrity a lot better than, like The Simpsons has been terrible for a really long time. Family guys been terrible for a really long time.

Marge? The Holocaust was a real thing. South Park's kind of got a heartbeat going on where it's like, it's really good. And it's like, all right. And then it's like really good again and it's like hasn't been terrible. Like the quarantine episodes? Oh my God.

The fucking COVID episode special. Everything like that that was so. The fucking integrity weed shit is so funny to me. Like I don't know why. Like I just think it's so goddamn amusing. Pegrity. Teagrity. When he went to China and they kill, he had to kill Winnie to Poo.

That shit was so insane. Who, what, do we know? We know. We can't say it because it's, it's under pseudonym. But we know that, we know that guy. Do we actually know the guy? Are we like friends with him? Yeah, yeah.

That's insane. I don't know if you've met him, but like he knows you for sure. Let's, uh, okay. That's so funny. All right, let's, um, one more. We're gonna wear that two. You're not one more. Oh, right, too?

All right. Uh, you know what? There's only three left. So, like, we're gonna knock the, the three out so that we can just get a fresh start for June. Um, our last episode was way longer than this. 9-11 was the world's biggest Jenga game road. And he says, hey, 50 shades of black, uh, Imagine, I mean, not me, but.

I mean, you are, I guess, if you will. Before. What? The early shades. The very early shades of black. Yeah, I mean, I guess we all come from Africa, I guess. It's not a safe. Imagine if you will, a world in which you had become a furry or becoming a K-pop stand.

And if you don't, you'll be tortured for eternity. Which would you choose? Yeah. Pussy. There's pussy there. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

Also, it's just not. as bad. Just in general. Not quite as bad, but definitely has his own wrong. There's definitely there's definitely things. Oh yeah. Yeah. There's definitely sins there, but less so. See, the thing is it's like, being a furry is degenerate, but it's not morally bankrupt. Being a K-pop stand is definitely like you're on, you're like, oh, a kid was shot to death. Here's a picture of some vaguely Asian person dancing. That shit is wild, bro. I saw that. When George Floyd got killed, people were commenting K-pop stand stuff. And I was like, dude, you all are evil.

Y'all just do y'all just, you guys care about one thing. That's it. If you showed a K-pop stand a video of a dog getting its skin peeled off it while it was still alive and screaming, it would do a twirl snap and dance. And it's like, what? You don't feel anything here? Nope, it's not BTS. It's like... I remember when BTS meant behind the scenes

and I will never forgive them. I will never listen to K-pop. I will never do it. I'll never become one of those people. I'll never allow myself. I can't forgive them. I'll never open them heart. I can't forgive them for ruining that acronym

in the same way that I couldn't forgive Beyonce for a long time for fucking up Google searches for Halo. Like I just, it ruined... I can't forgive you. I can't forgive it. I don't think it's the case anymore. I think if you Google Halo now, it's actually relevant shit.

He can't keep getting away with this. Yeah, it is actually Halo stuff. Thank fucking God. For a while there, it was grim, guys. Some grim shit. Hager Derek, the movie theater manager, Rone. He says, hey there, kings of all kings.

What movies are you excited for in the coming year? I'm personally excited for Dr. Strange, too. Okay, so this is a while ago. Dr. Strange 2 and Nicholas Cage is the unbearable weight of massive talent. I still haven't seen that one. I heard it's very good. I saw it. I heard it's very good, too.

Dude, I've heard like pretty great. I heard that I heard Top Gun was great too. I heard it was great also. Which is crazy because like what? Why are there so many good movies coming out this year? It is weird. In 2022 there was a bit of a resurgence in film and it's like wow or what? Yeah, we had fucking Bob's burgers the movie.

No, I see I haven't seen Top Gun and if I have it's been on. It's been a long ass time. Like, since I've seen it. So, like, I can't just go watch Top Gun. Like, I have to see Top Gun one before I see this fucking new one. But I've heard, I've heard enough good things about it that I'm like, God damn it, I have to watch Top Gun now. I don't care about Top Gun because I don't care about pilots. Apparently it's a good movie.

The fuck do I care about pilots? I was like, I was caught off guard by how good it was. What? Top Gun. It was like. Oh, you saw it? No. No.

I watched a screen rants. think of it? Not screen rents. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone did a review event. It was like, oh, it's very good. And I was like, what? Apparently, it's a very good cast, too. I'm just like, huh? It's Top Gun. What?

It is weird. It is super fucking bizarre. It's like figuring out fucking, what you go, that was a good movie. Like, when we figured out Paddington was good? It was like Paddington, too, was very good. It's like. Upcoming movie. Those are the ones I want to see. I want to see, obviously. The ones I want, the ones that are on my radar right now are Northman.

everything everywhere all at once. And the unbearable weight, the Nicholas Cage. The unbearable weight. We're probably going to see them in that order. The memorable weight was very good. I want to see that. I saw Northman, Northman was very good. Everything everywhere was very, very good as well.

Everything everywhere was the best movie I've seen in like a long time. Like for real, great movie. Like really, really, really, really, really good. So I hope everybody go see that movie, guys. Please, please, please. It warned my heart knowing that. of you what came into existence. It made me tear up a little bit.

Fucking stellar. So there's a new, so like, I looked up upcoming movies for 2022. It's a, so there's light ear. I want to see that. The buzz, light year fucking movie. There's Thor Love and Thunder, which looks fun. Avatar 2. There's a movie called Nope, and I don't know what this is.

That's a Jordan Peel movie. Oh, Jordan Peel. He likes his one-word titles. Oh, wait, wait. Oh, no, no, get out. It's not. But he did us recently, right? Yeah.

That was the last one he did. It's kind of like Bungy with like, oh, it's a marathon. Now it's Halo. Now it's Destiny. That's true. Good old Boney. And the next one is like, I think they're going to call it Matter. Yeah, I think it's matter.

Well, then there's also the minions of the Rise of Gru. I hate those movies. In fact, I've only seen half of the first movie. It's like with me. I did not, I don't, I just don't like it at all. Black Panther, Spider-Man across the Spider-Verse that's next year. Black Panther, about this year? No.

According to fucking Google, probably not. I can't imagine. They're re-shooting that movie. Oh. November 11th, 2020? That can't be right. September 11th? That's not a, November 11th.

I mean, maybe that's possible? No, they were shooting that whole movie, bro. They're not doing that. That's not happening still. Spider-Vers has come out this year and it's not made me really sad. I wanted to cry. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, and thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Wonder cry. Yeah, honestly, like, I don't know. Like, I'm not super stoked about anything. I'm curious about Thor just because I like Tyca, but like, and I guess Nope from Jordan Peel, but like, I'm excited for Nope. Nope. Nope seems weird.

I'm excited for it. I don't know anything about it, and I think that's how I'm going to keep it. I think, like, the more I watch trailers, the like the worst the movie ends up being. Yeah, definitely. So I don't want, like, I haven't seen. seen, I haven't seen like a trailer for everything everywhere at all. Like I don't know what the fucking movie is at all.

I know it was about, I knew it was about something, but I was okay. Northman was cool. Even though it wasn't like, I enjoyed it. I saw the trailer where it was just like him doing something crazy. And I was like, oh, this is awesome. Well, other than that, um, I got to see it. I saw, I saw them. The only thing I know about that movie is the memes of everybody standing like this.

Yeah. Where they're like. All right. And the last question from the dude slayer goes, what's up, my fellow brilliant idiots? My question is as follows. In the media, immortality is often seen as a curse, unnatural, or is the only to be craved by evil people. What's your guys' opinion on that?

What if you, what? What if you even could choose to die or had never grown old as well? In my opinion, I think that's horseshit. I could live forever as I am. Why would I not choose that? The thing is that your mind's not meant to exist that long. Exactly. That's the problem with it.

So, like, if you become immortal, you'll live. But you will go insane. You'll go crazy. That's like that part of it. Dude, I think of how much people can go to and be broken. I'm 28. I am 28 right now. And there are sometimes where I feel like I think I've seen kind of enough.

Like I don't necessarily want to die, but I'm not like enthralled about the idea of continuing. You know? That's just the most, that's just the most sad note ever. Someone's like, I don't really want to die, but I'm not exactly sure I want to live. It's like, jeez. I mean, I like, I like being alive and doing fun shit. It's just more of like, I feel like more, the more, I'll put it this way. I haven't been pleasantly surprised in a long time.

You know what I mean? Like, it's been, it's been a very long time since I've been like pleasantly surprised, like at my core. Like, oh, wow. We ended the war. Oh, wow. We, like, we, we, we, we, we made it pass. this really stupid political problem that shouldn't have been a problem in the first place. Oh, we have a cure for this disease.

Like, it's never that. It's always like, oh, there's a new disease and the world is over, by the way, for a few years. Oh, everything is being bought by like eight people. And it's just like, cool. You know, I don't imagine it's like an upwards trajectory from here on out. So I'm like not exactly excited to see. where this ends up, but, you know, I'm not going to go out of my way to die either. It's inconvenient.

It's inconvenient. Yeah, it's a complete. I would never want to be immoral because, like, immortality sounds crazy. Like, I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't want to see all people. I don't want to see everyone I love die, you know? Like, that's suck.

If I could, if I could be immortal and then just choose when to die, I could probably do with that. I would, I would, you procrastinate so much. Because then I- You procrastinate so much. It wouldn't help. It wouldn't help. You would just procrastinate more.

I mean, maybe, but like, whatever. You'd be like, oh, I'm gonna like, I'm gonna go learn all these languages and all this. And by the time I'm like, all right, I guess I'll do it. Like, oh, the Spanish language like I knew it does not exist anymore. No, you know what I would do? I would just simply hang out with my friends continuously and then just like laugh at them as they aged. You fucking piece of shit. And then once they all died, I'd be like, all right, I guess I guess.

I'd leave. No, no, no, you wouldn't leave. You'd just be able to age again. He'd be like, oh, I can start aging now. Now, I would choose, like, I'm going to die now. But I wouldn't want it. That's not me. I don't want to be immortal. I don't want, I don't want, I don't want any power above a regular human because I know that I have to potential to be corrupted. I think I'm a good person, but I have the potential to go way fucked up pretty fast. I think I would like to never have to sleep again. You'd get a lot more done. If I never had to sleep, it's either like between sleep. or eating, because if I didn't have to eat anymore, then, like, suddenly, life's way easy.

Because that's, like, the main struggle is, like, that's the reason why money is important, is so you can buy food, you know? Like, everything else is, like, you can find shelter fucking easy. It's gone under a bridge. Yeah. Not being able to sleep again, never having to sleep again to be fucking crazy. Imagine never being tired again. That'd be, you'd go, you'd go crazy, but you would, like, imagine never.

But imagine being recreation. Imagine sleeping recreationally. It'd become like a drug. Yeah, you'd be like, oh, man. You'd come out of it, you'd come out of it all hung over. You'd be like, oh, man. That was so good. That fucking nap was so good, man.

You'd fucking, you'd go crazy. I think you, I'd pretty sure you need to dream. Like, dreaming is a very important part of being around. Did you see that ergodomancy cartoon of, uh... Which one? It's like a cartoon of Curse. be sucking on this man's arm. No, I didn't see. I'm going to look at it right now, though.

I retweet it. I'm going to, I'll retweet it again. But it's pretty good. It's a fucking really good. It's a good animation. At Ergomancy, E-R-G-O-M-A-N-C-Y. If you want, on Twitter, you can find the link to it. It's pretty fucking. It's really good. It actually got it like a genuine belly laugh.

out of me when I saw it. Anyway, that's going to be it. We got all of our questions done. That means we're starting anew in June. So remember, if you want to have your questions right on the show, first of all, please write them well. Some of these are written really, like, holistically terribly considering I have dyslexia. It's like really fucking difficult to deal with. But, yeah, if you liked what you heard today, consider supporting us over at patreon.com slash a snark tank. $1 a month gets you early access to every episode and access to bonus solo episodes. Sweeney's went live last month.

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It's like a Rorschach test of a pirate ship or something. Like, I don't know what the fuck. What is that? I think that might be like Arabic or something. That's not Arabic. It's... I've never seen that ever. in my life. Thank you. Thank you for that. We appreciate it. But thank you, whoever you fucking are.

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Sweeney's clown pussy goes honk honk, commy, yum inside my tummy. Jackson Absate, Badly Brave. Huggy Derek, the movie theater manager, Aetherian, Chris Gate, Mypigurian, Hunting Ass, Melfis won, Warlock Hexplayed supremacist who recently achieved lichdom. Richter 86 and rounding us out as always the absolute king of haphazard. Thank you all

for this not dark tank but not official technical snark tank episode because it's just... I don't know. The Dominican tank? We're not Dominican. Hispanic tank? You said Dominican. We're both not Dominican. I mean

there's really no actual difference. There is. But they're plighted. They're platinoles. We're freaking, what do you call it? Where's Sasson? It's a difference, bro. That's barely a difference. Yeah, you're right. But, yeah, it's a Hispanic tank, I guess, whatever. I don't give a shit me. Wait, wait, what do they call it? There was like, uh, it's a Sark tank as one of the ends is missing. It's so dumb. So fucking stupid. Thank you guys for watching, uh, listening. We appreciate it.

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