The Snark Tank - #115: The Worst Episode Ever

Episode Date: July 1, 2022

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Hey, everybody. Welcome to episode 115, I think, of the Snark Tank podcast. Wow, so many of these. Isn't this scary? Scary is the word you used? A little bit. I would say scary. I would say impressive.

Impressive? Impressive, yeah. All right, you know. You know, tomato, you know what I mean? But I think we've got. I'm in California for VidCon right now and various other things So I am outside

Derek has come down with the The fabled coronavirus So he's likely dead Yeah he's not he's done That's it Yeah he's done for man We're putting out we're putting out applications for the new co-host He's gone

Yeah if anybody wants to join up Let us know If anyone We're taking anyone The first person at ass If anyone wants to join a podcast, you're on board. No screenings, no nothing. You're just on board.

It's on board. It's come and first serve, I think, is how we should. Terrifying. It's how we should handle it. Who do you think would be the, who do you think would be the funniest person to join us? What do you mean? Like, in the event that any, in the event that any one of us dies? Yeah. EDP.

No? That would be something. That would be something for... You don't think he deserves a ninth chance? That would be something. Look, everybody, look. I'm just saying this. Everybody deserves a ninth, 11th, 15th chance.

I think everybody deserves three chances. I'd say January 3. Like, you get 3 chances. 3 is a good max. 3 is 3. If you do it 3 times, the fourth time you might change, but I'm going to be very leery towards you. I'm not going to let you in.

But, like, after three, you're just like, hey, dude, you're, look, man. There are,

I'm being entirely performative here. There's no way in hell. Like, like, most people, yeah, I'll give most people a handful of chances. But, like,

the second it's like, the second you're in EDP, that's like, there's really no there's no amount of stress worth giving it's to be associated with that person just go over there bro like he's one of those like get out of here man

I'm so I'm so thankful because on a really old episode of the podcast we were talking about him before any of this shit happened and like Derek was like I think Derek was like ah he's really funny I was like uh he don't know who he is he's deficient

No, yeah, I know, but I remember being like, I genuinely have no idea who that is. I guess I'll check him out. I'm just glad I didn't say shit like, oh, man, he could do no wrong. But I wouldn't say that. Oh, no. Me had a whole video about how he shot his neighbor's dog.

Someone that makes a video about that is someone I can't immediately be on their side. I'll be like, oh, I'll spectate from a very same distance. So speaking of this man, apparently he returned recently. I think he got banned again though Like I don't think Yeah It was it was never He really didn't stand a chance

Like he was always pretty fucked I feel like He was like he was never getting out of that alive But It's so weird that he's like Because he's on these platforms That I've never heard of He's on like like a catch my

Watch my videos on Cando.com or whatever the fuck And it's like what the fuck Yeah it's like very bizarre shit That I've never seen before and he always gets banned even in the darkest corners in the internet where like no one should even know who he is he just gets fucking thrown off he should he should i know i know but it's crazy that i love that people are just so dedicated to following him in that way there he is again

get him there he is there's our friend he's back for more i'm not gonna get into i'm not gonna get into what he did we all know what he did i have a video on it you can watch But like if you don't know by now, like there's no reason. You're actually blessed, I think, in some ways to not be caught up on the whole EDP thing. It'll ruin a lot of things for you. I feel like it'll ruin cupcakes for you. It will ruin content creation. Cupcakes and black for you.

And. It ruins cupcakes and Blackhoo for you as a whole. Oh my God. But, uh... There's this video of, uh, there's this video. Speaking of a hilarious shit, right? There's this video that I'm, I'm going to send you right now.

That's super funny. This video of this gets out of this one random kid and he has a very, very stupid haircut, right? He has a very dumb haircut. And what he does is he says something to a girl, like some kids with his girlfriend, obviously, you know, taking a girlfriend out. They're definitely like no older than 14, 15 years old, right? And his dumb kid comes up to another kid. He's like, can I tell you something? Wow, you're just so beautiful and all this stuff.

And the other kid punches him in the face. But what makes it so funny is that the kid that punches him is dressed like Chucky Finster. I've seen that. And he just drops his shit and punches him in the face. He puts, he doesn't even drop his beverage. He puts his beverage down. Yeah, no, he- And punches him in a face.

He, dude, I love that video because that's like that video, the dude saying the N-word to that guy. And him, like, decking him. and the black guy is just like super calmly going like what does he say like warn you don't call me that Joseph it's like so insane it's no it's not insane it's control

no but what I'm saying is like it's insane that it carried out that way because usually violence doesn't happen in that way like you don't see somebody beating somebody to death with like no expression on their face and saying like sorry sorry don't call me that Lewis He punched First of all

Lewis is a very small guy Compared to the person he was calling that It's like when a dog It's like when a small dog Chases after a deer You know That's what it reminds you of And a deer just stomps him to paste

A deer will cut you up man A deer will tap dance all over If you got a dog And it's fighting a deer Chances are the deer is winning Because it's just gonna tap dance Your dog into dust Yeah one of my friends

Got their dog killed by a deer It was a horrible situation Horrible bro yeah One of worst snakes in my life. It's like, they're warriors by nature because dogs are like, oh, we were wolves once. We were kings. You were predators who were kings ones. And they still have the feeling of them being warriors.

And then they run into fights and they can't win sometimes. That is a genuine theory that I have. I feel like that's actually true. Like they think, I feel like there's an assumption that dogs believe that they are. are still wolves. I think that's why small dogs shake so much. It's because it's like so much energy and so much mass that they perceived,

but it's like stuck in this like small body, this like small frame. It's almost like a cat. It's almost like macho man Randy Savage, how it always looked like his heart was about to explode. And it, you know, it did literally. I think that's literally how he died. He eventually, he eventually, he lost the battle to his own power.

Right. He couldn't beat himself. He couldn't hold himself back anymore. But that's what a small dog is like to me. It's like every time they're shaking, it's because they think they are what they were. And they see things from far away and they're like, I'm bigger than that. Look at how small that is. And then they run towards it and then they realize, oh, it's big.

It's way bigger than I had anticipated. And then it gets stomped to death. I learned this thing when I was, when I had my first, when I had my last dog, like I trained it. And there's actually apparently, you're not supposed to. post up when two dogs are like barking they tell they're very violently you're not supposed to pull them away from others let them stay there and just calm your dog down

because it thinks that it's barking makes the other dog go away yeah so when like one dog comes and barks at your dog if your dog starts balking it's supposed to settle it down and let the other dog do whatever it's doing or you can go and you could kick the other dog

well it's like that guy who fucking beat up that kangaroo who had his dog in a chokehold he's oh he punched it and I was like this guy is if that kangaroo would have kicked him, he would have been gone. It would have been like a Looney Tunes moment. It's disgusting to see an animal that isn't a monkey put something else in a chokehold. There's something that's really unsettling about that because that's a very human thing. Yeah, it's the idea.

Well, the idea of grabbing on the things is, but like the fact that it does it with its arm, you know? The fact that it uses its elbow. It puts its arm around your neck to hold. you there, you know? Like, that feels like, did, did, like, did we, did we invent that? You know, that's like a worthwhile argument to have at that moment. I was like, did we invent that? Oh, yeah.

The primates adventure colds? Did we see a fucking, some ancient kangaroo do it? And we were like, ah, I'm pretty sure we invented it, but it's like, that's an argument that can be had now. Do monkeys punch? No. No, they don't, do they? They hit, they wallop.

They like slap primarily, right? I would imagine. I'd assume, yeah. Or they like grab things and squeeze them to death. I don't think they like... Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply steamers are delicious and healthy.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently.

It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger

and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. They actually punch. But... They wallop. They wallop things. No, but kangaroos clearly chokehold. Yeah. Isn't it that's so weird that monkeys don't punch, but kangaroos chokehold. That is a very bizarre thing to be.

I feel like punching is a very technique. thing, you know? So it's a chokehold? I'm not, because a choke is grabbing something. You can't accidentally chokehold something. Yeah, you can. Absolutely. No, you can. Absolutely. What are you talking about? You could be wrestling with something and then eventually you said a choke or you're like,

I don't know how this got here. You just hold, maybe to hold it into like a very, like a very, a very technical one, no, but you could like a deliberate chokehold. Like, like, like, You can't fool Nelson someone by mistake. Even maybe, sort of, you can actually. Look at that video again. That kangaroo has technique. I don't know, man. That's a smart animal.

I don't know, man. But they can't be that smart because they're not monkeys. Or dolphins. You know what I mean? Like, I don't think kangaroos are, like, particularly intelligent. Are dolphins? It's like dolphins, monkeys, like birds and kangaroos. No, not kangaroos.

Dolphins, monkeys, birds. And, um, I don't know if birds are smart. Ravens are smart, bro, or crows? Ravens are, like,

famously smart. Are they smart or do they just have, like, really good memories and they have a unique ability to recite things that have been said to them? You know what I mean? No,

crows are smart, proos are smart, parrots are smart, cockatiels are smart. Oh, yeah, because they use tools, don't they?

The only that it's not, those are not smart, like pigeons pigeons pigeons are stupid yeah but even that's an argument pigeons are sort of smart pigeons cross the street when like the light turns green that's not smart that's just basic instinct i don't think seeing a sign turn green is an instinct chris i i kicked i kicked a pigeon once oh i have two yeah yeah but i've definitely also i've definitely also been waiting out of light just like chilling and then a pigeon walks up and it waits there too and i'm just like this isn't happening right and then it turns green and it's

It walks before I walk. The pigeon turns green. No, the light turns green in the city and you're like, this pigeon's walking. Yeah, they understand. That's evolution. I don't know, man. It is. You're right.

You're 100% right, but that's a very scary level of evolution. But they're also uniquely, the city, those birds and squirrels are like uniquely adapted to like whatever the fuck's been going on there for a really long time. Like, they're not skittish. They fucking... It's weird, man. Rats are smart, too. Rats are smart, but I think... Fucking Smokey's dressed like a psycho.

Of course she is. But, uh... God, that was so distracting. Why did you do that? What were we talking about? Oh, yeah. They're not real. I think I'm going along with the idea that they're not real animals.

They don't exist. City animals? They're not real? Or kangaroos? Yeah, they're not really animals in the... In the strict... sense. They're animals in every word, but they're animals that live in an urban setting, so they're different. They're too symbiotic to be pure, you know what I mean? Like an animal to me, and I

know, and by the way, and by the way, I understand that a dog is an animal or like a cat is an animal, but there's like a quality to, I think, like a deer or like a fucking giraffe. So you're saying, what you're saying is that they're not wild animals. They're, they're domesticated animals. No, no, no, no, no, because a wild animal implies it's dangerous. That's not true. That's not true. No, a beast is dangerous. And animals not. A beast. You can own a domesticated beast. Yes, they become animals. No, no, no, no, no, no. So, look, look, there's animal. This is bucket pot pail again. Pot pail, bucket bin.

So what happens is the whole circle is animals, right? All of them. Wild animals are beasts. Okay. And then domesticated animals are pets. Okay. But they're all animals, all of them. But what is that in between where they're not beasts but they're not domesticated?

You can't, what is that? What is that? Like a giraffe or something. A giraffe is fucking dangerous. A giraffe isn't a beast, though. It is. a beast. I wouldn't describe a giraffe as a beast.

It's a beast 100%. No, like a bear is a beast. Or like a crocodile as a beast even. A giraffe's a beast, bro. A giraffe will fling its head in you and pop you. If you're another giraffe. No, if you're a person, maybe too. A giraffe will butt your collar, lift you and toss you into the air.

Like a graduation cap and let you fall on the ground and die. You just flur in the wind Did you hear about Wait, did you hear about that elephant that went to that lady's funeral? And it stopped on her That was insane This elephant Wait, why did that happen?

Was she like a hunter or something? I think it knew. I think it knew. I think it knew it was like you bitch, I remember you. Some woman I remember you Some woman, I'm fairly certain, got killed by an elephant and then at her funeral service, the elephant and its friends came, showed up,

showed up, destroyed the ceremony, dumped her out of a casket, and stomped it, and stomped the body into dust. It's like a real thing that really happened for real verifiably news confirms, which is so insidious. It's so crazy.

That's so crazy. That's so insidious. Sade. Can you imagine anyone close to you that happens to? I'll be like they did something. They did something. You would trust the, you would trust the elephant? There's no way that happens by mistake.

You're right. There's no way that happens by mistake. There's no way that was a scenario. Dude, I was, oh my God, speaking of caskets. So I was watching a show call, I think you should leave now? Oh, yeah. I think you should leave, but Tim Robbins. Dude, and there's a whole scene where there's this channel that shows like wild shit, right?

And there's this whole scene of like people's caskets falling, the bottom of caskets collapsing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then dead bodies falling out of him. Yeah, it's his new show. And I was just like, you're like, you don't want to let me have this on the channel because I may have showed a penis or a vagina or two, but I don't give a shit. And what makes it funny is that there's literally just the idea of a casket. collapsing is so

jarring. That show's great. Such a good show. Such a good show. You haven't seen it before recently? I watched it recently the whole series. I think I told you about it. I think I tried to,

I think I showed you a clip of a long time. You showed me a few episodes and I laughed at it and I was like, I didn't watch the whole thing. And then I recently watched all of it. It's really good. I love the hot dog one. And like the, or what is it, the guy who, the teacher who, uh, the teacher who,

like he keeps he's going to dinner with his students and he's like hmm that's a good burger I'm going to eat that I'm going to eat that I think give me a burger that show is wonderful there's another really funny one where the um

but I hold on before we continue keep that keep what you have in mind so you don't forget but I just love the way this is written the way this has been covered elephant kills old woman then returns to trample her corpse at the funeral

It's no secret that elephants are among the most expressive and emotional animals on the planet, with there being plenty of evidence that these creatures exhibiting happiness, sadness, anger, compassion, love even. But what about murderous intent and vengeance? As it turns out, one particular elephant in India, of course, was capable of that, and more killed a 70-year-old woman and then went back for seconds. During her funeral, on June 10, 2020, the woman named My... Murmoo, who hailed from some village that I can't read, was brutally attacked by an elephant while collecting water. It was no reason.

It was actually just straight up no good reason. Like, I don't believe it. She might have done something to. Elephants are my favorite animal. There is no way an elephant did that. Because if elephants did shit like that, this would not be the first time we're hearing about this. Well, it probably isn't. You know what I mean?

You would have heard about it. It's in India though. You would have heard about it, Chris. Come on. Come on. An elephant showing up. Chris, an elephant showing up to attack someone again. That would have made mass consciousness.

I don't care what anybody says. I maybe. Look, I think it's possible that this has been happening for centuries. It's possible, but this is definitely not a common thing. Well, the smarter animals are, and elephants are pretty, smart, I think. I think they have really good memory, and I feel like that's kind of a notch for intelligence. I feel like they're, like, I feel like I've seen them like pull

pranks and shit. You know what I mean? And I've seen them like use tools. Like, they are smart. And it is fairly, I mean, it's not necessarily correlative, but it tends to be that the smarter animals are also the most unhinged. Dolphins, for example. Oh, no, they're extremely smart, actually. Yeah, like dolphins, for instance, are obviously, like, everybody knows their serial rapists. Monkeys will, you know, do the same shit. Elephants, I guess it wouldn't surprise me if for no reason they were just like, we're

going to assassinate this woman and then fucking st. Then make sure she's gone. Then we're going to show up later and finish the fucking job. That means, that means they knew when the funeral was. That means, no, that means one of them was laying in weight, just watching like, watching. Watching, you imagine being stalked by an elephant? Can you imagine?

how that would feel especially no no no hold on hold on on on imagine imagine imagine you are these relatives of this woman your grandmother was just slaughtered

by an elephant they run away you take her home you start planning funeral arrangements and every so often you look into the trees and there's an elephant

looking at you and then it goes away every like couple hours it comes back you see it in a different place every time it's like the ring it's like the grudge

or whatever where it's just like it shows up and then at the funeral while it's happening it comes back and makes itself known and dances it starts flipping stuff

it grabs a person shoves it shoves it into the floor elephant grabs my with this trunk shoves him into the floor like a carrot puts him in the ground steps on him afterwards grabs grabs a guy by his legs dips his head in a fire and starts smoking him like a cigarette.

That's what I, that's what I want to see. They should make a movie about this, actually. Elephants? The rogue elephants. Is there a video of this? I would love, if there, if this is on video, man. I feel like that way it went viral if it was on video. An elephant trampled a video.

There's a video. No way. I can't believe that. Oh no, it's just the aftermath. This looks like a rack. This, this elephant, a racked a vicar. Village. Really? This looks devastating.

Put it in the discourse so I can watch it afterwards. I want to see that. Yeah, hold on. I'll... I'll see this elephant one-man army at this village. How the hell do you do that? That looks like grenades did that. Not even grenades. Grenades aren't even strong enough to do that. You've seen an elephant size, Chris? I sent it to you on Twitter. Elephants are huge, dude. They're gigantic.

I guess so. Oh, my God. I mean, I guess they could just, like, walk into things and cause that kind of damage. Oh, my God. Doesn't it look like a fucking drone strike? It looks like a war zone. Looks like a painting by Barack Obama. It's loony tunes.

But we don't have to get into that. It looks like tattooing minus the sand. Just destroy. Just dirt and rock. By the way, I haven't seen Obi-1 You haven't finished it either

I've finished the finale I've seen every episode up until the last one now I'm watching the last one tomorrow Yeah You know It's a show I liked it I liked it

It had some problems obviously You know Nothing's perfect But it was fun It was fun And it catered to the fans That liked it before And that's all that matters

I don't care What the rest of the world says It's like Oh it's dumb Is this bad Like yeah sure Well At least they don't have to recast anybody

Like DC has to do now He was their last hope dude He was D.C.'s last hope Because everyone kept like leaving or being transferred over And this motherfucker went just a villain mode It is insane How Like he became just a straight up super villain

He like went around assaulting people in Hawaii He was like breaking into people people's houses cursing at him. And now, like, I think he abducted, like, an 18-year-old or something. I don't know exactly what happened. I want to check out what happened exactly. But he's definitely being, like, that flash movie is just, like, now everybody's like, what the fuck do we do?

Like, what the hell do you do with that? That's, like, when Kevin Spacey was in that movie and they had to, like, digitally, like, replace him with that other guy. But, like, he wasn't a main character, you know? So, like, that's got to be, like, really tricky. I don't envy those people But like at the same time Like how do you fuck up so consistently

He's just a bad kid Yeah Ezra Miller Ezra Miller Ezra Miller is That that person I keep seeing them referred to as like they or something I don't really always see them Whatever

That person is out of their fucking mind Whatever That guy whatever the fuck He needs to be put in like a and like maybe like pumped full of chemicals or something. He needs to be sealed away like a villain, bro. It's a very unstable person. Like, I.

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partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. And by the way, I saw a lot of weird things, too, where it's like, oh, people treating it like, oh, look, this is exactly how these, you know, they people are. And it's like, this is like the first psycho, really, that I know of. People say dumb shit. People say stupid shit all the time.

Look. be like John Wayne Gacy's a white male so like what do you what do you say about that you know what I mean it's just very dumb but like that I don't know man like just the fucking story like imagine if Toby McGuire did this

in the 2000 like imagine if like right off a Spider-Man do Toby McGuire kidnapped a clown and beat it the death or something or like or like he fucking actually that'd be fine could you imagine if they found Toby McGuire with a dead clown in his trunk

could you imagine how absurd that would have been that would have been the last comic movie I think if he would have done that and then that would have happened there would have been no more comic movies like you can't you can't do this with them I don't know man DC just can't

can't seem to fucking do it they just can't figure it out and also by the way Affleck no more have you heard about they're just in a spot they're in a predicament right now and I don't know what they're going to do I'm burping

I'm burping have you seen have you seen anything about this uh spider man lotus so um so i saw that suit and the suit looks really good actually

spedan lotus who looks a really really really really really good looking costume i was like oh this looks cool one of where it's going to lead and then you find out the green goblin is uh he's he's the green goblin that we made up

The Green Gobbin we talk about is the Green Goblin End up being there. He was a fucking bigot. He was a bigot. It's a Biggoblin. It's funny because it fits. But it's not even Green Goblin. It's Spider-Man and the director. Well, I thought it was Green Goblin. Who was the problem? No, it was all of them. Every single character. I don't know what happened. Exactly. Because when I see things like this, I'm like, all right, what is it?

What is it really? Is this guy like doing some Nick Fuentes shit? Or is he just like? because I don't know like whenever I see somebody using like a soft A you know what I mean in like a group chat you know like that's not that

that's not a racist it's like an ignorant insensitive person maybe it's like maybe you shouldn't but the same time it's like that doesn't mean racist it's not where I used to tweet the soft day

like just like straight up like on Twitter public I think it's still there if you want to find it so what man but no but that's what I'm saying I used to tweet the soft day I used to tweet it regularly

you just tweet it that word sometimes It would usually just be It's such a good sentence enhancer for certain jokes Like if somebody is like If somebody's like just saying some baffling shit And they have like an anonymous avatar You don't know who the person is You just like soft A what

It's just such a good response Especially in 2009 When nobody gave a shit Oh my god You can go somebody to hard R in 2009 He'd be free You'd be safe You could be easy

Just call them like well But I think But I think like I don't know Based on what I've seen It's like just really weird uses of it It's like very like very bizarre Is it like like a

Diabolical mind being like Hmm Let me look up so I know exactly what They congregate here Don't you know that Yeah talk a little bit so I have They have time to look for this They them congregate here

They them the blacks They, them, the blacks. Spider-Man Lotus, uh, racist. Okay. Let's see. Spider-Man Lotus Peter Parker actors. Racist homophobic remarks resurface. Okay, let's see.

Let's see. How long ago was this? Also, what is Spider-Man Lotus exactly? It's like a Spider-Man fan film, uh, that I'm not sure what this is. But John Watts apparently like was talking about it. Because it was like a big, it was like a big Kickstarter where it got like, a lot of, it raised a lot of money. It was honestly, like, I had seen bits of it and I thought it was kind of neat that it was

happening because it was like, oh, cool, it's Spider-Man fan film. That could be, it could be interesting. And the fact that, and the fact that Disney was, like, letting it happen, you know, that was also kind of cool. That doesn't really happen nowadays. Like, you can't just do that type of shit. Who the show like this? Well, even, well, yeah, exactly.

Who goes to show like this? Yeah, but it usually, like, the last time I can remember something like this happening was with Palo, right? Well, Halo, well, yeah, but that was more like a... I mean, that was Nathan Philean, you know what I mean? Like, that was like real people. But like, the last time I can remember that happening, or something similar, was like, with Red versus Blue. When Red versus Blue became a thing, and they were just using Halo.

Where the fuck? Can I not find these? Are these even real? Is this fake? They got rid of them. They got rid of them instantly. No, but surely, surely they would... They would have screenshots. of... Are you serious? I hope so. That's so insane that they... So they're not going to show them?

I'm looking at, like, articles that are covering this, and they don't even have screenshots of the things. That's how it works, man. That's so annoying. Additionally, Bert showed an Instagram street... ...had displayed Gavin himself using racist, ablest, homophobic language. Where is it? How bad could it have been, you know?

I I'm getting him sad You all come on man this is the this is the thing that makes me a little bit skeptical now actually

because like if anyone saw my tweets man that's not if anyone saw my group chats they'd be like whoa bro no but what I mean

it's like if it really was bad then why not show it you know like that that's how I feel about it where it's like why not just show it

if it's that bad like if you're not showing it it implies that it's not that bad that's the implication oh my God. I guess there's just nothing. Sorry, guys. I'm not finding anything. It's all just... Well, I think I found it. Did you find it? This is so stupid. I don't know if I'm a person in a series of events in Congress. I don't have some crazy for it.

This is an apology. Yeah, but there's like... I want to see what you said, brother. Yeah, well... I want to see what you said, brother. I don't know, man. I'm leaning towards... I'm leaning towards now that. but like it's probably not that bad. I wouldn't say that. I don't think it would have got derailed if wasn't that bad. No, things get derailed for things that aren't that bad all the time. You remember the James Gunn thing where he got fired and rehired by Disney?

I mean, his shit was pretty bad, but it's his... Not in the context of 2009 Twitter, though. I understand, but it was not a good look. No. But, I don't know. That's annoying. That bothers me. I would have gotten over it.

I would have gone over it. Like, ah, whatever, you know, should happen. Who would say shit? You know? If anything, the Green Goblins should be racist. That's one thing. Exactly. He should be racist.

Maybe not Spider-Man. Spider-Man, probably not. Probably less so. Speaking, the Green Goblin should look at Myers and laugh and then say something very racist. Maybe like, ah, whoa, that's crazy, but it fits. It's on brand. You are the worst. Yeah.

Maybe it is really bad, and I can't find it. But, like, I'm just saying, like, if I was writing an article about it and trying to show how bad it was, I would simply show it. you know it's not really I wanted you to see how graphic this murder was it's on the front page of a magazine Cosmo the front page of Cosmo was some person being dismembered it's like a hologram of it

you can like flip it back and forth well that's that is historically kind of important for anything like you know what I mean it's like when uh when that book of uh photos of like people living in like the the tenement buildings in New York City like early in the 1900 when that came out and everybody was like what the fuck

that's happening and they had to like put in air shafts and all that shit the same thing with the fucking emmett till yeah like they didn't have his face on front page though they they did they they did it was in the news wasn't it wasn't it was that never mind that's makes sense no it yeah no it wasn't it was on the front page uh like just like right there for you and i think that's the argument that a lot of people are using about the uh uvalde thing like i feel like like nobody wants to see that but at the same time you kind of have to see that I think that's probably the only time

I think if people see it I feel like more people would actually care I agree because it's kind of because I don't know you see a school shooting and really your only assumption is

oh it's the first thing that comes to mind is usually like a helicopter shot of the outside of a school yeah you know like you don't really think of like actually how fucked it is and by the way speaking of Vivaldi I know it's not exactly funny

but uh I think information came out recently that showed timestamps and security footage of police early on with riot shields and shit

but they were waiting for backup so that's so ridiculous so ridiculous such a such a three stooges of a fucking situation yeah that was that's the first time I've ever seen everybody unanimously

shit on cops like I I have never seen that in my life, ever. Usually it's always some weird split. All the boys are like, police officers are necessary. It's like, both eat dick and die. Like fast. Like rapidly digest penises and pass away. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right?

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I got cops to my family. I get it. but like, I do too, but also like cops suck and they know they suck. I have, I have,

uh, my family's very, very military. Like I have a lot of military people in my family because it's just like what we did because we didn't have a generational wealth or opportunity. So we, so we, we joined the military and like,

all of them agree also. Like they're just like, what the fuck are you doing? Every cop, even cops agree. Even other cops are like, ah, I was kind of shiasty.

Yeah. I have at least. I have four close cousins that are cops. I had two of them that when the Floyd thing happened, they were like, yeah, we're not going to work for it until, for like a few weeks. And then other ones are just like, they're like in fucking Atlanta or something like that. So they don't go to work, they're probably going to get killed. So they probably go to work for safety.

I don't know. I feel like there's this kind of tough guy mantra that a lot of cops. There was a cop content creator who used to follow me. And then I made like one criticism of like just generalized cops. and he just like didn't, he just unfollowed me. I was like, what the fuck? A cop. You followed me because you thought I was pro cop?

Me? Are you foolish? I just don't hate you. Or like my uncles or like whatever. Like, it's not, like, what do you fucking mean? Lunacy. He was like, I don't want to be here anymore, Chris. I don't think that joke was funny.

I'm sorry, Chris. Sorry, Chris. That wasn't funny. I have to go lift the same weights that I've been lifting for ages. and not seeing any results. Let's see. What else do we got here? What else have we got?

I don't know, man. It's been a really, like, slow week, but also, you know how this goes. Tomorrow, the day that this podcast comes out, the crazy shit's going to happen. Of course, sun was going to happen. The sun's going to land from the sky. Aliens are going to show up. We're going to fucking, something's going to be like, whoa, we didn't talk about us on a podcast. I'm going to be a week late like usual.

Because that's just how That's how Some crazy shit's going to happen Like Obama's gonna finally tell us his last name Or like Zendaya's gonna You know Explode or something Like some crazy shit

Like finally He'll be like My name is Barack Oh damn it And he's gonna disappear Well he kind of is gone I don't where the fuck he is He's gone

He sees he's teaching about drone strikes he's teaching people he's a drone strike class no well hey me is my dog boboophoff did you see fucking what's his face uh joe by god

oh yeah joe biden fell off his bike oh my god can you imagine I want you to really imagine here for a moment Joe Biden dies on a bike he falls off and dies he falls off and dies he's not even assassinated or nothing he just dies

falling off of a bike bike and that's as simple as that it's it's so simple it's so simple that we've all you we've all been in his mind like i'll be fine he falls off he hits his head a little too hard he's gone i got to get a bike i got to get a bike i want to get like one of those electric bikes i was at margoplyer's house and he has these fucking crazy fucking bikes these like electric bikes that aren't even really that expensive and i was looking at what the fucker's house okay and and they continue and what else No, that was, I mean, I was just chilling, but like, he had these bikes that he was showing us, and he was like, oh, yeah, it's like two grand for these things. It's a five hours to charge and, like, he's get big, big, beefy wheels.

And I'm just like, that's, that's pretty good. It's like a five hour charge for 40 miles, which, like, most places, that's not great, but, like, in a city. That's not bad. That's pretty fucking good, man. Like, it makes me wonder, like, why I even bothered with a car. We might add one. That's why. Well, groceries was my thing

Because I don't like going to the grocery store twice a week Well Do you remember when we were like Do you remember when we were living like walking distance from that Ralph? That was so convenient That was so convenient It was but we would go to the grocery store every three days Because we would only bring what we could

Hold Yeah, was that crazy That was not idea I don't know Uh, uh, uh, macaday That was during a, by the way That was during a drought So that was like when it was

seethingly hot like stupid I'm pretty sure we're still in the drought I'm pretty sure Cal is still in the drought now those mosquitoes now that's how you know it's that's how you know it's gone

I don't those mosquitoes then too no there weren't yeah no I remember specifically because I lived at when I lived out here I was like oh I don't wear I don't wear shorts

in summertime I never did because the mosquitoes would just eat my fucking legs in New York and then I remember people like what's wrong with you just fucking wear shorts

there's no bugs here I was like what do you mean there's no bugs here there's like there's roaches and shit but they don't know bugs. I was like, all right. And so I wore shorts out here and I didn't get a bug bite

once. I didn't get a mosquito bite in California until 20, like 17, 2018. When we moved into that place that I don't, I shouldn't say the address of. The second one or the third one. The one with the roaches and the pool we lived in the pool house.

Yeah. Yeah. That one, that's when I started noticing bugs. Like for real. I was like I noticed a Always really. Like, I don't usually get bit by mosquitoes or anything. I usually, like, they just stay away from me. Thank God.

I don't know what I, all my hatred probably repels them to a certain degree. But I'm usually not bid by bugs so often. Like, I have maybe one bite this whole entire year so far. They like, I don't know what it is, man. They like my blood. I don't know what it is. Is there like a thing that makes you like more appetizing to bugs? I don't know, man.

They just want to be, they want to be me. They want to be me so badly. But wouldn't they just. But wouldn't they bite you if they did? Maybe. they want to be me shut up shut up

you're not saying you're not saying anything they want to be like me they want to be like me you know just like me they want to walk like me

talk like me oh ooh ooh oh I want to be like you I want to walk like you talk like you we have to talk about this

we have to talk about this because this is something that's come to our attention recently because a friend of ours Mick brought it up to my attention. I think to you as...

How crazy is it? Well, you know, because we had this conversation. You might not know what I'm getting at until I'm saying, but I think you could piece it together based on what you just said. I'm sure most of us remember the jungle book. I'm sure most of us... I'm sure most of us remember what the jungle book was,

like, Shire Khan and like Mowgli and fucking Ballou and all those fucking the... You know, I want to be like... You know, like, I understand. King Louis, the Monk. King Louis. Yeah, all that shit. Everybody remembers the jungle book.

And then our friend Mick, Rice Pirate, he says, he says to us, he says to me specifically, before I brought up to you guys at your place. He says, have you ever seen tail spin?

I'm like, no, I don't know what the fuck that is. And he shows me the show about like a bear and he owns like a cargo shipping company. He flies a plane. And I'm like,

Oh, yeah, I think I vaguely remember this cartoon animated animal. Like, you know, it's an anthropomorphic animal show on Disney. Like, of course, like whatever. Yeah, Tailspin. And then I realize very quickly that that show is supposed to be the Jungle Book people. It's a spinoff. It's a Spinoff of Jungle Book, literally. But that's, that's insane.

I remember watching Tailspin. I remember watching When I was younger. And I'd be like, oh, I like the show a lot of school. And they come to find out that it's based off of like every character, isn't it? Except for like Mowgli and Bagheera. Other than that everyone is in it. And it's like, okay. It's just such a drag, like the guerrillas are in suits with like magnums.

They're shooting guns. They have like Tommy Guns. Ballou has goggles. He's flying a plane. It is so strange. That's like, that's like a Lion King spinoff where Timon and Pumba are on Broadway. or something where like

I I mean I mean it's it's so divorced they're on Broadway in separate shows bro

they're not even on the same show with each other they're on separate shows one's on Les Miss one is on the newsies they're like what the fuck why is happening

it's so weird to me because like I just remember I guess the jungle book doesn't have like super distinct character design in comparison

into like the Lion King but like I could have you gotta you gotta it was literally blue it was literally blue it was literally him I was like yeah I watched this show how did I not know this right that's what I'm saying

it doesn't have anything to do with the jungle book like I just remember it being like oh generic animals in in planes I didn't realize it was a fucking spin off for no reason generic animals in flight vehicle that's a pitch

no it's not you know what that is so silly that's that's a that's a symptom in the 80s of something that we only think of as like a modern problem the idea that like new IPs can't exist without being like kind of like forced into the existing

framework of already popular media like everybody's like oh you know this like all these movies that like were original screenplays that just get forced into like oh this is a this is a matrix movie now you know this is a movie about

dogs and I was about I don't know Amy Schumer somehow yeah it's like yeah that's what happened with fucking prey like prey has nothing to do

with prey at all like there's nothing there's do you remember pray do you remember the original prey not even slightly 2006 it was like a first person you played as like a Native American

in like this gas station or bar or something and like you get abducted by aliens and then you're just like it just becomes a first person shooter and you're just going through portals and shit.

And it's like really, it's cool, honestly. Like, I remember thinking it was awesome. But then, like... Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply steamers are delicious and healthy. The Tray-and-Tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections. Like Healthy Choice Simply Steamers grilled chicken and broccoli Alfredo.

It's a satisfying meal with... 28 grams of protein and nothing artificial. Healthy choice simply steamers. What having it all tastes like. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow, Dan Morgan, from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. In 2017, Arcane was like, hey, we're building like an immersive sim. It's like a system shock type deal.

And, you know, it's like that kind of a game. And they're like, oh, cool. We don't have the shock license. So you're going to call this prey. And they were like, what? Like even in the game It has nothing to do with prey You are not the prey in prey

There's no prey at all What? None at all Preys about mimics and shit Not one little bit No it's prop hunt That's so ridiculous Oh my God

It happens a lot though Yeah things don't make sense That's kind of that's kind of That's just the way it is How we're pushing through Let's get Uh Let's get us some questions.

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What is your favorite final battle music from a video game? For me, it's definitely Sonic Adventure 2's final song, Live and Learn. The song definitely adds to the rush of the final battle. Thanks for the laugh, my dudes. There's a music that plays in the end of Halo 3. That's a good one.

There's, um, oh my God, the music during Red Dead 2 when you're trying to get Micah and freaking what you call it? Micah and Dutch. That is pretty good. There's there's obviously

the classic Mario's music as well. There's so many. Yeah, it's almost difficult to kind of narrow down. I knock my switch off my desk, sick. But there's a lot, dude. There's a lot, dude. There's a, there's a few good pokey. There's one really good Pokemon one.

where when you fight Lance in gold and silver, it's the original, like, champion theme, but it's, like, fucking metal-fied. It's really fucking good. There's the theme for Devil May Cry 5, where you're fighting Virgil. There's so many. There's, like, a lot.

There's a lot of them, but I'm sorry. I can't pick one. Yeah. I think Doom Eternal has a great one. Ooh, very good. At the end. At the end of ancient gods, too. Do you finish ancient gods yet?

I did not finish ancient gods. I finished part one, but I didn't finish part two. At end of part two, there's a really cool boss fight. Oh, damn, I got to get into it. But, yeah, I don't know. Like, the thing is, it's like, when I think of the best soundtracks, the Final Battle is always pretty good, but, like, there's always, like, something that's better, you know what I mean?

Like, it's, it's, the Final Battle music is very rarely the best track in the game. Final Badd Music, like, in JRPGs, they have really good Final Backtrack music. I would say that. JRPGs excel at that. That final like freaking um, the sound, the final music for when you're fighting Seph Ross, when he pulls you back into the planet, you have to fight him one more time when he has a shirt off and you want to lose he has a shirt off and you're like, man, this is really good final boss music. Or like my thing I think, really good ones too.

Uh, I mean, I hate to, uh, hate to be a predictive, predictable person. But I do think that wardhog run at the end of Halo 3 is really good. Even if it is just the theme, it is the theme to the game. So it's a little cheating. But I think it works really, really well for what it's trying to do. But also I remember Portal 2, the ending of Portal 2 having a really good soundtrack too, but I can't remember what it's called. Very good also.

Portal 2 is amazing. Portal 2 is like, I haven't played that game in so long. But I really should. Yeah, I think it's bombs. Yeah, it's called Bombs for Throwing at you. Portal in general is a fucking fantastic experience Portal's awesome But I never

I never played Sonic Adventure 2 though So I can't Live and Learn is weird You know live and learn no Uh oh we got a motorcyclist What's up He's too far Damien Sawyers wrote it

Says hey Chad chatter and Chaddest Have you guys played any of the Silent Hill games I don't think you guys have ever talked about them And if you haven't played them There are fantastic horror games and worth going back to Nice bike! I think I have not played any Silent Hill actually.

Really? Yes, well, not to completion. Like, I've played a little bit of everything. I played Silent Hill 2, play Silent Hill 3, and that's it. Yeah, I've played a little bit of the worst ones. I played like Homecoming. Oh, I don't know about that. I played the PS1 versions of them.

Those were really cool. I played a little bit of the PS1 versions of them and I liked I liked I liked the PS1 version of it from what I played but I think the disc I had was like super scratched because I think I got caught in a loading screen and it didn't it was just like you couldn't progress past that loading screen

so that was it so that was my only experience in Silent Hill really outside of Homecoming which I thought was like eh you know whatever I've always been curious about it I just wish there was like a proper remake of those games because I feel like they're just... They deserve it. They're kind of...

They're on that cusp of like being too old to play. You know, like, I feel like the original middle gear solid is there too, where it's like... That game's just too old. PS1... PS1 games deserve remakes. Like, PS1, if a PS1 game gets a remake, I'll be like, all right, that's fine. I'm not going to complain about that. Like, it's at that time where it's hard enough to get them.

They look old enough that it's like, all right, this. This warrants a remake now, you know? Like, PS1 and 64 games. They warrant them, you know? Like, all right. I don't know. I feel like PS2, PS1, or specifically PS1 is that point in time where it was just like, I think certain games hold up.

I genuinely think Crash Team Racing still plays, like, really, really well. And, like, I was playing Ape Escape, and I think that plays about as well as it can. I don't think a remake could really do much of anything to that game. The game still plays wonderfully. But Silent Hill, Metal Gear Solid 1, those could need, you could touch those up.

You could touch those up. It wouldn't be, it wouldn't be the worst thing to do. It wouldn't be the worst thing to do it. It'd be, it'd be more sensible to do that than like remake last and those stuff like that. But whatever.

Let's go to this next one. By Odin's Fade. Wondering if Sweene has seen the new What If Comics, starring Miles Morales as Thor and what he thinks of it. Just so you know, my name is a real line that Miles says in said comic. There's no way that's real. He does not say by Odin's fate.

He says by Odin's fate. I read it. He says that? Yes. Why, I guess, is the question that I have. Now, look, conceptually, Miles Morales as Odin is cool. As Thor.

Sorry, as Thor looks really cool. In fact, some people really dislike the costume. I think he looks amazing. I love it. I love him with the arm tattoos. I love all of the, I love all of the fucking swag. He has the fucking, the fucking red, black and white fucking Nike's on. I think he looks really cool.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. But, but. there are some parts that I feel like the writer didn't understand either part of the story very well. And he was like, what would, what would this sound like? And he just made it sound like, I don't think the person was being racist per se. because I know some of the old Um Some of the old Thor stuff

He sounds like a Shakespearean guy So he kind of talks in rhyme And stuff like that So I could understand how people could be like Yo Do you not understand That you're kind of making the black boy rap Is a problem

But I thought they could have done a better job. Yeah. As far as I'll go with it. I think it could have been done better, I think. For some reason, everyone is making Miles not speak Spanish in his comics. It's kind of bothering me a little bit.

Yeah. Like, he speaks Spanish in his regular comics. Like, Miles speaks Spanish in, like, the rest of his comics. But for some reason, any time he's something else, there's never any... His last name is Morales. Like, let him speak Spanish, you know? Yeah, it's always the part that gets thrown away. It's always the part that gets forgotten.

It's unfortunate, dude. I hate it. I hate it, dude. As someone that is the same color as that guy and is Hispanic, it's really aggravating how little his Puerto Rican heritage is shown in some things. But in other things, like the video game and Into the Spider-Verse, they do a very good job expressing his Puerto Rican culture, which I respect. They do.

Yeah. Especially in the game. And the game they go in with it. 100%. That is a Puerto Rican boy. Mojave Scribe wrote in. He says, Hello, punk, rock, Mace Windu,

Angrier, Saw, Guerrera, and Puerto Rican Luke Skywalker. I'm a first-time patron to anything in my first-time question anchor. Asker, welcome. Good story. I've seen your name before, though. Mojave's scribe seems familiar.

I know not all of you are huge fans of Star Wars, but I was wondering if you have seen the new, if you have seen the Clone Wars animated series and your takes on the show, I personally think Chris would enjoy the series more than the actual movies. Thanks for the hours of laughs. Love you, boys. Keep up the good work.

I think the Clone Wars is amazing, but I think it's a show for a Star Wars fan. Yeah. Like, it's a show like that. Like, it's the same thing of Bad Bad Bad Bad Badd is also amazing. But it's a show for a fan of Clone Wars. It's so a fan of Clone Wars, a fan of Star Wars already. So you got to, there's like layers of stuff. Because if you see the prequel series, right?

And you'll be like, all right, there's the whole entire clone war that happens. Anakin comes back. He has like long hair and he's about to go to his fall. You're like, oh, what happened to Hanukin that he's like so different now? You know, why is he so revealed as like a hero? And you go back and you watch all the Clone Wars. And you see the original Sokatano. You see all of like the interworking, everything that's going on during the Clone Wars.

So I think it's amazing. I love it. In the beginning, it's a bit slow. But as a Star Wars fan, I'm fine with that. Because it's expanding the universe. And I love it. And I think you would like it if you, like, if we watched it more than one person, you probably have a good time watching it. Probably.

But I don't know if you'd like it by yourself. I know Derek likes a clone wars too. I got to say something. This isn't Star Wars related. But it's about a TV show that I can't get out on my fucking head. Because now it's happening on Twitter as well. And that bothers me immensely. What?

I recently, out of sheer curiosity, I was with it. Mick and a couple friends of ours. We were watching, we were kind of just scrolling through television, scrolling through Netflix specifically. And we found this show called the Pentaborate. And the Pentavarit is a show that Mike Myers has created. It's a show in which he does his typical Mike Myers thing where he plays like 40 characters in the same show. It's like a bunch of impressions and a bunch of accents. And, you know, it's Austin Powers type shit, right? Except it's very bad. It's very, very terrible. It is some of the worst shit I've ever seen. Like, it's literally like, they're in

Canada or something, or he plays like a Canadian reporter, and there's a whole joke where he goes, like, I think, uh, oh, I'm sorry you feel that way. And, and then the person he's talking to it was like, well, I'm sorry that you're sorry, you feel that way. I was like, don't be sorry that I

feel that way. I'm sorry because you're sorry that I'm sorry that I feel that way. Because it's Canadian and they say sorry. It's like that that's the type of joke that is littered throughout this fucking show. And the pitch of the show What is happening? The pitch of this show, the pitch of the, I'm going to keep going because I hear Sweeney and he's a fucking asshole.

The pitch of this show Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, oh. Shut up, Sweeney. This is totally fine. You're speaking through it. I'm disconnecting on his end, but like, we're still recording. So, it's the show where the premise is. It's, what if the Illuminati?

What if the Illuminati were good people? And that's the entire fucking premise of the show. The entire premise of the show is, what if the Illuminati were good people? And it's so fucking baffling to me. Because the whole show, first of all, that's not a good enough, that's not a good enough,

that's not a good enough twist on a, on a, on a, on a premise. You know what I mean? That's not a good enough, that's not a good enough twist on an idea. Or just be like, oh, oh, it's pirates, but they're, but they're, um, but they're nice people. Like, that's not like a, that's not a good twist. But the pentavarit is so uniquely terrible that I can't grasp it.

I cannot fucking understand how this show is getting positive reception. And it's getting tons of positive reception from people like every, every YouTube video I've seen reviewing it has done this exact thing where it's like, oh, hey, the pentatessen. Oh, Mike Myers has still got it. And I'm left confused because me and everybody that was watching it were just like, this is terrible. And then we go on YouTube and everybody loves it. And then I share on Twitter how bad it is.

And everybody, like, well, not everybody, but a lot of people disagree. They're like, oh, I disagree. It's really good Mike Myers. And I'm like, what the fuck? Maybe I just don't like Mike Myers. You know what I mean? Maybe that's just not my speed at all.

I'm going to be. be real with you guys, I don't even know where to begin with this, because if you are listening to this on audio, you don't know what just happened, but if you're looking at this on video, then you very much are aware of what happened. And that is, we were running, we run into some technical difficulties. Uh, my connection was fucked. And, you know, Derek is sick with COVID. And then Sweeney left to Vegas. So it's just me. It's just me from here out out. This is This is an unintentional solo episode of the podcast. This has been a massive bitch to put together, I guess.

Oh, well, I brought my things on vacation. But I guess Vegas is, you know, Vegas is a place. It's a place to go. So I'm just going to run through some of these questions. I don't know how interesting this is going to be if it's just fucking me. I need people to rein me in a little bit because now I feel really out of fucking sorts but what happened

let me just look let's just look at the questions because we were at questions I think when we left off so I'm just gonna we're just gonna go for questions from now on sorry about the weirdness of this episode this is a fucking mess

Mega Man X8 guy and the lack of anything funny to say this time wrote it he says hello once more Tofer spread sword randomized homo sapien male of African descent and Kingston. It's just Tofer. It's just me. I noticed that all of you have worked in retail at some point, so I have a question related to that. What was a customer interaction you will never forget no matter how frustrating, strange, or downright stupid it was? I don't know how, I don't know if I've told this story on the podcast, but I used to work at Sears. I was a merchandising and customer assist and I would wake up every morning, well, not every morning, but most mornings at about 5.30 in the morning, actually 5 o'clock, more like 5.15, and I would get to work at about 6 a.m. and I would open the store and I would put, I would do price change notifications, I would put sales stickers on things, you know, update prices, do stock, take inventory, all that shit that salespeople are too cool to do. And apparently, this was an altercation that I kind of stepped into, but there are cardboard displays

at a lot of retailers. Like, I don't know if they do it so much anymore. I haven't been to a traditional, like, store in a while outside of, like, grocery stores. But there were usually, like, displays, like, cardboard kind of almost like Nintendo fucking Labo, or Labo? Labios. Nintendo Labios. Now on sale. There were, there were some of these kind of set up for, like, craftsman tools and shit like that. It was, like, this big, I don't know, it was like a display of, like, a lawn with, like a barn in the background and then, like a bunch of craftsmen tools in front. But the craftsman tools were real, and the barn was, like, a 2D kind of cardboard cutout thing. And I guess one of the other MCAs, one of the other merchandising

and customer assists, put like a loose price sticker. Like I think there was like maybe one 99 cent sticker that was left off on the roll and he like took it off. And instead of throwing it away, he put it on the back of the, uh, of the display. And someone, some lady came in. They were like, can I buy this? Can I buy this cardboard display? it says it's 99 cents it's priced at 99 cents and they asked me this for some reason even though I'm not a salesperson I'm like I don't think you could buy that that's that just because there's a price tag on something doesn't mean it's for sale like that's not like a legally binding thing like there's no law that says you have that's not like a legally binding contract and we got into this whole altercation about how like no there's a price tag on it that means I can buy it legally that means I can buy it and I remember thinking like If I stick a price tag on you for 99 cents. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right?

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law from Thanksgiving.

Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Does that mean you are for sale at 99? I just remember just feeling like it was so insane. Like the idea that a price tag would be in a fucking legally binding fucking contract is so fucking insane. But I remember that altercation like it was yesterday. I don't remember the display that she wanted.

But also think about how pathetic. Like think about how sad life must be at this given moment. for you to really desperately want to get like a cardboard craftsman cutout display from Sears for like a sweet deal. I don't know. I could see maybe like going to a GameStop and be like, hey, can I grab this?

Because I think actually like when I was at a GameStop for a midnight release, I think they were giving out some of the cardboard stuff because they were just like, ah, it's just garbage, just going to throw it away. And I remember thinking like, oh man, I want one of these like Master Chief cutouts. But then I was thinking like, ah, I don't have anywhere to put it. And I also don't have a ride. I don't think my dad is going to come pick me up to bring a fucking cardboard master chief home. Although he should.

Actually, he would. My dad's awesome. Hold on. There's a bug on Paul's decrepit head rodin. Hello, boys. Have you seen Love, Death, and Robots on Netflix yet? My friend showed it to me a week ago, and it was a pretty good watch. If you've seen it, what was your favorite episode?

If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend checking it out. Personally, I love bad traveling from season three. It's one of the larger ones, but who doesn't love a giant enemy crab? Take Care in Trouble Times, bug. Yeah, man. I, I, everybody was talking about bad traveling, and I watched it. It was like, it was good, but I was expecting, like, some kind of twist. I don't know, like, bad traveling just kind of ends, very unceremoniously.

I think Love Death and Robots is really great from, like, a tech demo perspective. I think it's really cool that these, like, independent studios and independent creators are, like, getting access to, like, you know, fantastic technology and being able to, to animate their own shit. I think it's awesome. I think a lot of them are really fun. It's a far better... In my opinion...

I don't know if this is... I don't know if this is controversial. But it's a far better anthology series than fucking Black Mirror, you know? Like, Black Mirror has, like, a handful of episodes. I think... I think the overwhelming majority of Black Mirror kind of sucks.

You know? Like, it's kind of like this... Like, technology's bad, isn't it? And it's like, yep. But it doesn't really do much. Like, there's some that, like, San Juan DiParo is great. White Christmas is fucking...

and fantastic. But like, I feel like, I feel like most Black Mirror are, they just fumbled the delivery really hard. Whereas, like, Love Death and Robots is a lot of fun. Like, I just, I like the, I like the vacuum one with, like, the really ugly people in it, and all the vacuums and all the cleaning supplies start to attack. I like bad traveling. Um, I like the ones, I like the first one with the robots, meandering through, like, post-apocalypse, and they find that cat at the end. I think, I think it's cute. It's a cute show. I think they juggle tones really effectively and really well. I just, I think, I think it's pretty swell.

I think it's cool beans. Obie won't you blow me? Hey, Dark Tank, Height Tank, and Chris and Sween. Don't share any notable features. I've got a Vigigame question for you. I don't even know how the fuck that name is said. I am currently beginning to become a, wait, I'm, what the fuck? this. I am currently studying to become a game designer. For the sake of educational

enlightenment, I want to ask you guys, what is something that you think a majority of game designers don't put enough focus on when designing games, level design, scoring systems, balancing, et cetera. Holy shit. Something that people don't think, don't put enough focus on? I don't know, man. I feel like I have an answer to the opposite. I feel like I know what a lot of game developers put too much focus on, and that is production value or, like, texture work. I feel like people are really obsessed about, like, having, like, the best-looking textures or, like, the best-looking cutscenes, or, like, the best-looking everything, that they forget about style, and they forget about how good the game should feel to play, especially with a lot of animation-led

games. I think there are sometimes where it works in the game's favor, a game like Red Dead Redemption 2, which is very clearly, very fucking clearly, a sim game. It's supposed to be like, hey, isn't it cool that like you're living the life of this cowboy and it's fairly realistic, you know, like some of that, that engine is insane, uh, the one they did, the one they used for, uh, Red Dead Red Dead Red Dead Red Dutemption 2. I saw this one video recently of a guy fucking, lassoing a guy, and the rope pulls the barrel of his shotgun up to his face and it goes off and actually blows his head apart. It's fucking insane that that's possible. super impressive from a physics standpoint but i feel like you know i feel like there's just too much emphasis

on like wow look at how good aloy looks you can see the individual hairs on her cheeks and then you play the game and you're like oh this is fine and it also and it almost makes the game feel worse because it's almost like a dissonance between how good the game looks versus how well it plays which are so like once once graphics start getting insanely good starts to become very very apparent like i was playing the Quarry this past week for Sacred Symbols, and there was this situation that I noticed where, like, controlling characters that look this realistic feels really dumb. Like, it feels really uncanny. It feels really, like, bizarre. That's something that I think developers put too much focus on. Like, they focus too much on making games feel and look like movies, and not enough

time on making the games play as well as a video game should play. Um, but as far as something that they don't put enough focus into. I think that varies from game to game, but I like, I like me some momentum. I like me some tech skill. I like button glitches that help me do things faster. I like being able to skip certain animations. I like not having to hold X in front of a door and then watch my hand slowly walk up to the door console to indicate like, yes, I have pressed the door button.

You don't need that shit. Like, I just feel like a video game. video games are at their best where they can harness some of your imagination. Like, I think that was what was so fun about a lot of old school games, especially a lot of old school horror games, which I think were, like, far more effective than a lot of horror games later on, was that, like, so much of it was implied, you know? Like, so much of, like, you couldn't really tell exactly what was chasing you

because the graphics were so crude, but you knew that it wasn't pleasant, just based on sound design and general imagery, and just kind of, like, the implication of features that were. that allowed your imagination to take part. And as graphics got better, imagination became less important. But I still feel like there was an error there, specifically with the 360 where you had a great combination of both, where it's like, wow, things look great, things look highly detailed.

But there's still a level of imagination that you can bestow upon the game that you're playing. Specifically, I'll just use Halo as an example, because it's always on my mind in some way. But I liked the idea in Halo 2, 3, and 1 that whenever you interacted with an object, whenever you interacted with a... Whenever you interacted with a door, let's say, or whenever you interacted with a vehicle,

you know, oh, this vehicle is flipped over, hold RB or a hold X to flip. And there would be no crazy animation. There would be nothing there. It would just be, your gun would still be the same way it was before, and then the car would flip. It would be like an invisible hand was coming out and doing it. Or the same thing with doors,

where, like, you wouldn't actually put your hand up to the... door, you would just press a button and then the door would open. And what I used to do a lot in Halo Comet Evolved was I would almost make my own animations. Like, if I was going to open the door, it's like, oh man, how does my Master Chief go, how does my Master Chief progress through this level? Oh, every time he opens a door, he smashes the console. And you can do that. You can like melee, you can melee the fucking button and hold the right bumper to make it seem like, yeah, you hit the, you hit the button with your gun, you know, and that's kind of fun to me. I like that.

And just the idea of, like, imagining, like, how your Spartan would flip a vehicle. Like, is it, like, with one hand and, like, tossing it like that? Or you could even do the melee thing where you melee the vehicle and then you pulled the flip button and then you melee it to the, you know, it's just little things like that and go a long way. And I feel like as we get further along with graphical fidelity and, you know, highly detailed texture work and, like, overdone animations, I feel like we lose a lot of. of that imagination and a lot of that interactivity

that used to be there. By the way, this is a lot more fucking serious and unfunny than I anticipated. But it's just me. I got to bounce off people, and they abandoned me. One's kind of dying, so it's fair for him, but like I was left here. I was abandoned in the

parking lot. I'm starving. I'm a dog in a hot car right now, you know? Riches to the witches and priests to the steak. That's who wrote in. I love your names, guys. What is a movie slash game you think is awful,

but you love the soundtrack for? For me, Tron Legacy has incredible music by Daft Punk, but nothing else is good about it. What movie game do I think is awful but love the soundtrack? Honestly, this is, all right, so this is, I don't think it's awful, but I don't care about Star Wars at all. I just don't. I've never cared about Star Wars.

Like, I think it's kind of neat. but it has never grabbed me in the same way that it's grabbed so many others. And I'm not judging it, by the way. It's like, whatever. You do you. We all got our own things that we prefer and we love. But I will say Star Wars music is fantastic, objectively. And I think it's carried it for me for a long time.

Like, anytime I play a Star Wars game, I don't care about it, but I'm enamored by it because the soundtrack is so good. Specifically, that twin songs, the twin sons theme, I don't know if it's like Luke's theme or what, but like the fucking... Bam-bah-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Like, that melody is fucking awesome. Like, it's a great fucking... That is an amazing fucking melody.

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what having it all tastes like. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner

at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Individual tracks for a soundtrack that I've ever fucking heard. And I don't care about Star Wars at all. So I feel like that probably qualifies. I can't think of anything that I sincerely think is so bad that I only like the soundtrack of it. You know, like I feel like typically if something has a good soundtrack, I at least care for it a little bit.

Which is the case with Star Wars, you know? I like, I like Vader a little bit. Mitch McConnell's tortoise shell. Hey, you three beautiful boys. just me. Hope you're all doing well. If you could make one of the fucked characters this podcast spawned real, which would you choose?

Pete Sorman, Pete Osborne, is the obvious pick for sure. He's a more recent one for sure, but I still have a soft spot for shot Uncle Ben. I love Shot Uncle Ben. I think the premise of a perpetually shot Uncle Ben, who cannot die, who is in a consistent, state of permanently dying, bleeding from the chest, clutching, gasping for breath, but never receiving the respite of the peaceful last breath. Like, I think, I think that's amazing.

I think that is hilarious. And every time I see it animated in like a snark tank animated or be it like anything else, anytime I see like concept art of it, I just think it's fucking amazing. There was one recently by, um, my god, I don't remember the... We were talking about Shot Uncle Ben, but I don't remember the animator. If you look up Star Tank animated, it'll probably be the most recent one.

But I fucking adore Shot Uncle Ben. Bash and Head Joel's okay. I definitely think Pete Orman, Pete Osborne is up there, though. Like, definitely probably the best one. And let's see. Papa Jesus wrote in. He says, hey, what's good, you handsome boyos?

Been a fan and supporter of the podcast for about two years now, because the constant degeneracy nourishes my soul. But I noticed you don't get a lot of wholesome questions. So I thought I'd change that. When I was coming out of a deep depression, I realized the simple pleasures are genuinely some of life's beautiful, most beautiful moments. Holy shit.

Things as little as sleeping in a hammock making people laugh or just sipping a cold beer in the warm sun with a warm sun on my face. So my question is to you, what are some little pleasures that bring you genuine joy? Much love and respect, as always. I look forward to, to, asking more wacky, fucked up questions in the future.

Thank you, Papa Jesus. You are, I expected a very different question from you because I feel like you usually ask fucking insipid insane nonsense questions. I'm a sucker for a good bath, man. Like, I like a bath. Like, sometimes I'll, I'll take a bath and then I'll shower, you know? You're just, just sitting in like a fucking, like a scalding hot bath and listening to music and your pores are fucking open and you just feel like.

like you're being like slow roasted. I love that fucking feeling. That is a, that is a, or just like the cold side of the pillow. Like if I could, by the way, I met somebody recently who hates the cold side of the pillow and I, and I, the show's over. We're going to, we're going to end up. We're going to end.

I'm getting angry. I'm getting angry just thinking about it. I'm fucking upset. Oh, man. Oh, geez. It makes me so upset. set. That's a real fucking thing. I don't know how to end this without the boys.

I, that's all, we, I hit all the questions for today. I don't know, man. So I guess, I guess that's it. I'm sorry that this episode got all fucked. But, uh, you know, such is the case every now and again. But I do want to say, just before we, we head out here, that I appreciate you guys. I love you boys,

you gals, all you use. You're all wonderful people and we appreciate the support even when the schedule gets fucked like this. So I just want to say thank you to everybody who supports

sincerely. It means a fucking ton. Again, apologies for how fucked this episode got. But we'll be back on track soon, hopefully. I would imagine

I would imagine it can't be this fucked for much longer But By the way, I'm very much stalling So I can load the Patreon names Which is taking a sincerely long time For some reason But yeah, okay, here we go Where's my fucking, where's my list?

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Jackson. I forgot what I was saying. Jackson Absege, Badly Brave, Hagerdark, the Movie Theater Manager, Aetherian, Chris Gate, McEughan, Hunting Ass, Milfus won the Warlock Hexplate Supremicist recently achieved Lichdom, Rictor 86. And as always, at the end of our list, King of Haphaazard. Thank you guys for tuning in. We appreciate your patience. I sincerely did, I mean, it's a bit of a double whammy, a triple whammy kind of, between the technical difficulties. The fact that I am not in my normal place and the fact that, uh, uh, uh, uh, you. You know, Derek is dead, and Sweeney is just ran away to Vegas.

So this episode was a fucking mess. Next one will be better. I promise. Bye. We love you. I care about you, sort of. Not as much as family or friends, but... I was going to say, but close, but not exactly close.

Better, more than... More than... You know what I mean? Click and collect. Order confirmed. Dad, tomorrow can we start a band Can we become robots? Affirmative. Can we go crab battling?

That isn't a thing. How about swimming? Dad, can we take a nap? You not off and I'll pick up the shop and deal. Deal. While you do the important things, we'll do the essentials. Book your free click and collect slot at tesco.e or in app. Tesco, every little helps.

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