The Snark Tank - #117: Jordan Peterson and Buzz Lightyear

Episode Date: July 11, 2022

Jordan Peterson cries about twitter and Buzz Lightyear has a surprise for us all at the end of the episode. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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I sang some nickelback, some hero. Classic. Oh, oh, like Spider-Man. Yeah, Spider-Man Hero, man. Let's fucking go, dude. I also sang that fucking, what is it, that one with, that Chad Kroger did with Santana. I don't remember that one.

You know, remember that Into the Night? Yeah. I only remember Rob Thomas and Santana. That's also a good one. But anyway. It's just like my asshole under the moon. It's the same Sweden semen that I got. from you who's not the lyrics at all.

You've got the kind of comies that feel so smooth. Give me your come. Make it real. So stupid. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to the Stark Tank podcast where we, uh, where, uh, we, we're just not going to address the recording situation. I'm just not going to address it. Yeah, it's pretty good.

It's totally normal. I'm like half in and out of the closet, which like metaphorically could mean a lot of things. It does. It does. It does. It doesn't could. It actually does. Sorry.

I'm so sorry. This is welcome to the Jordan Peterson show. Not beautiful. Um, yeah. Look at the Jordan Peterson show. No matter how much you left his loser's sake he is. I wouldn't fuck her. I would just masturbate about her in a closet in the dark.

Who are you talking about? Hmm. Sorry. Not beautiful. You fucking bitch. Sorry. Not beautiful. Isn't he Canadian?

Yeah, he is. Fuck you. Why do Canadians have so much to say about American? Like, I don't know why they always got some shit to say. There's a moose in the moose. There's a moose in the hoose. What's a boot that? There's a moose with a moot, dude.

The thing with, like, the thing with, uh, because like, what does everybody have to say? Why does everybody talk about American? Well, the reality is like America's huge, you know? Like, our politics matter kind of. like everywhere. Because, yeah, we're kind of better than you Canadians.

We're kind of, we're, you see, the problem is that Canada has no free will. We're all automaton's. Automotons. Have you ever died?

Have you ever held a dying baby at a hungry jack? I'm sorry, Burger King, as you people call it. Ew. Didn't he, so Jordan Peterson's trending

lately. I don't know why exactly because I only, I have only seen the edits of him going like, just like these YouTube poops of him saying nonsense. But yeah, I definitely, I definitely contributed to that. Like, I had to. Yeah, I think that's how I saw it mainly.

Then I like snuffed out a bunch of other ones. But what, what happened with this person? What, what is occurring? So I know exactly what happened because I couldn't believe. I saw it on the morning. I saw there was a video circulating around called Twitter ban. And just in this nicely shot fucking video like fucking 12K can. cameras of two different angles. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And apparently, Jordan

Peterson got suspended from Twitter. Just because he was, uh, he, for some reason, he's so mad about Elliott Paye transitioning. He's so upset. Like, more than literally anybody else on the face of the planet. But didn't this happen ages ago? Like, didn't this? Well, the tweet, whatever he said, the tweet was probably like a week or two ago. Like, who knows? But he recently, the tweet got flagged enough, I'm assuming. Because he said, what did he say? He said that like, remember when pride was a sin? Remember Bucko?

Remember when pride was a sin? Who you're just shitting on Pride Month, right? And then being like, saying the, calling dead naming Elliot, right? Just being a dickhead for no reason. All right. And then saying that the doctors that performed his surgery was like criminal. Oh, I called him a criminal physician for,

for top surgery. Like, criminal. And the best thing about the video, because I reacted to it, I was just, like, shitting all over him. And then I stopped at the point when he said,

he, the only thing that I regret was saying the physician was criminal. And he's like, was it criminal? And then he compares it. He says, was the Nazi experiments technically criminal? And I was like,

Wait, whoa, wait. He's, this niggas is comparing consenting adult to surgeon, top surgery to Dr. Mangula, butchering people with no anesthesia. That is wild. Top surgery is literally just, it's, it's no more ridiculous. It's just plastic surgery. It's literally just like, it's literally plastic surgery. It's getting, just literally taking, um, fucking an axe, you know, putting, putting it, or, or some people like to put, put the guillotine. You put your titty in the guillotine, and then you just fucking, just pull it, gets the tit off.

My daughter had a nose job, and I want her doctor executed at the stake. I want him burned in front of everyone he's ever known. I want everyone to know what happened. I want to do these things. I want him tarred feathered. Just clean your room and start there. Start there.

I want him tarred, feathered, and drawn and quartered in the streets in the public square. He's basically freaking out. Oh, and the biggest thing, right? I'm sure you caught the clip of him saying he could delete the tweet, right? But he, I'd rather, I'd rather die than do that. I'd rather die than delete a tweet because I'm fucking... Be stressed, bro.

Just like, let it live. Can you imagine, Derek, if that logic follows, like, any other means of content? Like, imagine your video gets demonetized and you'd be like, I would rather die than re-edit it. Or I would rather die than replace... Smells like Teen Spirit with audio jungle royalty free. It's that at least, at least, at least, at least I can look at it. You know what I can do?

I would even be less harder in the paint on this motherfucker if it was at least that. Because it's like, this is this dude's work, right? Like, oh, and then you had it in smells like teen spirit for a reason. There's a reason why it's in there. It fits here. You have to understand why it's here. This bitch just tweeted. it does nothing

and then he's the guy he's the guy that constantly even within the video itself he talks about how Twitter's a cesspool and how much he like and he's contributed to it and all this stuff and I'm like leave Twitter

what do you do yeah leave Twitter is really stupid Twitter is like the worst place ever Twitter sucks because it's very easy to lose control of your feed it is easy you can be mistakenly I disagree no no no no no no you can

mistakenly lose control your feed you know because what happens is that if you have friends that like things, listen, listen, listen, let me be, let me explain. My friends are muted, motherfucker, that's, that's weird shit. Simple. You, you'll follow somebody and then you'll think it'll be about one thing and you'll get, you'll get shit that like, look, from my Twitter, bro, past 1135, bro,

Pussies and ass galore. And I'm just like, that's you though. You follow that. And I'm just like, bro, I, the people I'm following, they, before, before 10 p. it's just pictures of dogs and then nighttime hits and it gets wide. They're fucking,

they're scrolling Twitter with their dicks out. It's like, whoa. And I know it's because I followed them, right? But when you follow people, the things that people like end up

on your feed. So sometimes you get, you, they do though. Let me stop you there. So if you put chronological order, it does not do that, which I do because I like to live in the moment.

I like to live in the moment. I'm Derek. I'm present. There's the whole. I'm present. I'm Derek. Look at me. I'm here.

There's this whole out. Look at a bitch. Look at. There's this whole algorithmic thing that it tells you what you want. And I refuse for a fucking robot to tell me what I want. Right. I refuse. I'm aware of the day.

I haven't switched things. I just don't. I don't. I just, I hate it. It's like so and so. And so this. Oh, you want to see this. I'm like, this post was from fucking two days ago.

I don't want to see it. It's over. I missed it. It's fine. It's okay that I missed it. It's fine. I just want to see what is happening right now. It's not okay.

I'm totally fine with missing stuff. I, like, like Instagram, they finally fixed it. They finally gave you an option. Yeah. We can view shit chronologically instead of me seeing a post from six fucking days ago, then I'm like, I would have been totally fine not seeing this. I like, okay. It was funny.

I like the idea that he sat in like a studio and recorded like a multi-can. Because I want to, I want to do that now. Like I want to sit in the studio and record Just record like a multi Multicam footage of me sitting down in like an empty room And talking about things that really only I care about You know what I mean? Like I feel like that would be like a really fun

Because like I would be like I would sit down I would sit down and it would be like four cameras One drone shot as well And one crane that moves kind of around all the time And it would touch it every now and again And it's like a tracking building I've been watching you circling the entire building Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a live feed from outside to make sure I'm safe.

But it'll be, it'll be me, I'll be sitting there. It's like, have you ever noticed? Have you ever noticed that pools smell like my cum? Have you ever noticed this? It'll be like a 20-minute video about that. And it's like a whole conspiracy theory about how everybody's been coming into pools. And that'll be it. It needs to be less trivial.

Because like at least cum pools could affect other people. It needs to be... I wasn't going to affect the people, Derek. What do you mean? Well, I mean, nobody wants to swim in a cum pool. You know, it's a public pool. It's not all come. One person...

It's like... If one person's coming in it... It's not all come. It's like 35% come rest pool. But that's... And then if you get the cum in your mouth, you're gay. Like, and what if you were trying to go your whole life and not being gay? And now you have to tell your girlfriend that you're gay.

Man, I'm gay. I got pool coming my mouth. I can't marry you, honey. I'm gay. I had pool come in my mouth. The wedding's off. The weddings off. The celebrations are off.

This is a very serious problem facing most Americans. I can't, we can't do this anymore. I don't know. Like, how do you expect me to swim in the pool come? Without, without me?

Without, I can't even, I can't even, can you, can you, can you, can you swim in, and can you, can you swim and pool come without getting cum in your mouth? Can you sincerely imagine? I think not. Can you sincerely imagine trying to, like, really, trying to swim through come. I can't because I've never had enough come for me to be like,

I know the texture of it. You've never had it. I've never had enough come. I've never come enough. Oh my God. I tried. I've, Lord knows, I've done, I've, I've edged for, uh, for, for, for 29 days. What is wrong?

Wait, time out. Time the fuck out. Time the fuck out. I have the fuck out Are you a gooner? Are you a gooner? Do you goon? I was just trying to

I was literally trying to summon as much come as humanly possible And no no joke My balls were as big as a bowling ball It's crazy And like my prostate was sticking out of my ass What is what is gooning? What the fuck?

What is that? Gooning is when you add yourself Into enlightenment That is gooning Why is it called gooning? Why is that the name? Because only. A fucking goon would do

some shit like that. Only a fucking... A goon? Like a henchman? Yes, like someone ordered... No one with autonomy would do some shit like that. No one with their own faculties

would be like, yeah. So every time... So every time I've ever seen in television or in video games... The goonies? The goonies? The goonies were all literally just edging. That's all that movie was about.

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If it can be fine. It just needs to come one time. That's what happens. That's what happens when you goon and you don't release your chromosomes mix. He gets all fucking. He gets all fucking funny. that is such a fucking mortifying reality funny fucking if he doesn't come

he's just by the by the fucking by the six month he just start going like can you imagine there's like a time can't recognize strangers can you imagine there's like a fucking there's like a time skip

and at the end of the goonies and they meet sloth again he's like hello friends and it's like whoa sloth what happened you and he's like I came I just decided to come I just couldn't do it anymore I couldn't do it

I couldn't keep it up. So much cum, boys. So much cum. The idea of someone, the idea of someone coming all, like, to the point that there's like a cup full of come is so outrageous to me. That's like, do you understand how much the average person comes and how much of that would be needed? You would be feeling uncomfortable for a while if you had to release that. much come. I can't imagine that your average person comes enough in their life to even fill up like a bathtub or something. You know what I mean?

Yeah, definitely not. Yeah, that seems like you definitely pee that much. Maybe a few gallons. Oh yeah. I'll fill up. I'll fill that up in like a month or two for sure. Maybe a few gallons. I could fill up a Toyota Corolla today. Jesus Christ, you got to go to a doctor. What? Yeah, that's a little too much piss, homie. What do you mean? You don't pee? You guys don't pee for 40 minutes? I don't before it missed, but what's funny is that I told somebody I peed bright red and they were like, what? And I was like, yeah, it's like crimson red. It's all, in fact, it's really warm. It's almost a light. You guys have never seen.

You guys, you guys, you guys don't pee for 40 minutes and sometimes it becomes orange. You don't do that? No, yeah. Like, not like, not like slightly orange. I'm talking like, fucking like vermillion. Like, oh, right. Don't say vermillion, you asshole. Orange is red.

Don't steal that color for me. That's not, what the fuck you mean? There's no way you knew what Vermillion was. I watched Naruto. His freaking Chakra Coke was. Oh, suck a dick. That's how you knew Vermillion?

That's fair enough. I literally knew Vermillion because I literally knew Vermilion. Okay, fair enough, fair enough. I know Vermillion because it's the color of the slides I use whenever I make videos. It's, it's, it's literally just. I only know because of Slipknot. Slip not.

Slip not a song called Vermillion. I was like, what that is? I looked it up. I was like, oh. that's fascinating. Like, What, what, that's a strange thing. That's a strange piece of knowledge to come from just really strange places.

You know, the name of that color. Like, do you know, do you guys know what the word defenestration means? Yeah, be thrown into a window, right? How do you, yeah, but how do you know that? Because one of my friends when we were younger, she tried to defenestrate me. And I was like, you do that, I'll beat your ass. And I thought it meant chopped my dick off and I looked it up and it meant the, uh, sounds more like it would be something like that, wouldn't it? Yeah.

And I realize that was castration. Because it's got vast deference in it. It's a word that, it's a word that, it's a word like, like that's a word that never has to be said like juxtapose or juxtaposition. You don't need to say that word, right back. Juxtaposition is a pretty useful word. It's not. I mean, how would you describe juxtaposition without using that word?

You can literally just say in contrast. Or in opposition, literally. Yeah, there's so many different things. It doesn't mean juxtapose. It literally does. No. Yeah. Just opposed.

That's what I said. Just the post means to be put up against, right? No. Which is... It's not at all what juxtapose means. Duxaposition is like the melding of two opposite concepts. I thought it meant... I just thought like what you do with when you're doing contrast, when you're in contrast

when you're in contrast of something else. I just really just a fancy word to say that. Contrast is the thing you sign when you sign up to a major label. No, it's not. No, it's not. Oh, my God. Man, you're starting to... You're fucking getting a big brain like my boy JP, my Jordan Jordan Basketball Peterson.

Did you know, did you know this? This is a fun fact, fun fact. Jordan Peterson's full name because he goes by Jordan B. Peterson. His full name is Michael B. Jordan Basketball Peterson. You guys are fucking asshole. His name is Michael Jordan Basketball Peterson. Michael. Yeah, that's his real name.

That's fucking ridiculous. The odds. The odds of that are crazy. Yeah, the odds of that are crazy. That's like, yeah. That's like with Mount Rushmore, like the odds of that mountain forming that way is crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, I can't believe that happened.

Yeah, I mean. Wow, these guys are going to become president someday probably speaking in Native American tongue wherever that place. Yeah, it is sincerely like, I don't think people think about that enough how weird it is that a mountain formed and it just so happened to have resemblances of like four specific presidents. There's like no other mountain that looks like that. It is incredible. It's breathtaking. Yeah, it means that America's special. Imagine the pyramids were natural to.

What? The pyramids are natural. Oh, what do you mean? What do you mean? Yeah. You mean, imagine. Pyramids are natural formation. So are, so is the George Washington Bridge.

Yeah. You know that Lady Liberty grew out of Ellis Island? Are you aware of that? They planted, they planted Liberty seeds from the French. We were like, those fucking French, they threw fries in there, and then they fucking, and then put poured, fucking mineral water and snails and they grew. And you just grew it grew it grew. I, I, I, were.

Wonder how missing form. Magnific. Magnific. Magnific. Wait, wait, guys, have a quick question.

This is really funny. Do you guys know the capital of Australia? The capital of Australia? Yeah. A. No. Somebody killed this guy. You said,

you got a basketball Peterson brain. This man. I've been playing too much basketball with my meat diet. I thought it was. Is it? So is it, Is it a state?

I'm pretty sure, yeah. Is it one of the capitals? Yeah. It's one of those Victoria things or whatever? It's not Victoria. It wouldn't be Sydney, right? It's like can't be Sydney. No.

I feel like Sydney's too. It's too easy. Yeah, I thought it was Sydney too. Is it Brisbane? It would be like, oh, the capital of the United States is New York. It's like no. Or like. Is it didgeridoo?

Did you know it's boomerang? Boomerang Australia No it is We have our We have our strange houseguess right now And she asked us It was me Me, my friend Mick and Joe

And we all like idiots Were like Oh Sydney She was like no And I was like what Oh it's Canberra Is it Wales? South Wales

South Wales South Wales South Wales is like technically Consider a different place lately Dude I don't even know Like what is it Stop fucking scrolling

Canberra Yeah Canberra Yeah I have friends From Canberra I do too And the fact that I didn't know that is really embarrassing.

Well, they don't say like, hey, I'm from Canberra, the capital of Australia. They just say I'm from Canada. They've definitely said that as the capital before. And I was just like, you sound funny. Yeah, but why do you need to know the capital? Like what, in what non who wants to be a millionaire cash cab situation? It's because it's good to be knowledgeable about big places like that. Like, at least having that little degree of knowledge, you know?

Because you don't have to know the fucking economic structure when it was founded. But like, Australia is a pretty important place in the world. You know, it sets on fire every so often. They got wallabies there. That's an important place. I feel like New Zealand is kind of more important. I wouldn't say that. I do.

Me too. I agree. I actually, I'm legitimately formulating a plan on how to move there. I'm trying to figure out how to do that. New Zealand? Yeah. I'm trying to figure out how to move there. Dude, America.

Stun, man. I'm not moving in America. to like can once they start bringing up stuff about like oh yeah maybe slavery might be now then I'm then I'm out then I'm out I mean look the justices that we have

are trying to this is what they're trying to do they're going to get to the point where they're like well we should only care about the first 10 amendments 10 amendments because that's when the founding fathers fucked off so and then they're going to do some other justifications and it's like well you know

they didn't say anything about slavery So why would it be anything in the Constitution? And then all of a sudden, we're three-fifths of human again. I'm like, I'd rather just, I'm going to go hang out with some, with some, I'm going to go to, I'm going to go to city kickboxing in Auckland and become a UFC champion. And at 30, at 30, at my 30s already with no training. I'm going to do it. These are silly things, you know, like we're joking about these things. But what happens is that the more you go backwards, the more.

more of these things become more viable arguments that can be made by idiots. I mean, that's white. And that's what makes it scary. Because it's like, this is stupid. Roscoe versus, uh,

Wade Wilson was, uh, overturned. That's true. Yeah, versus, uh, yeah,

basically they were like, um, them, them white niggas never said anything about this shit, nigger. And like, that was a, like,

this is a verbatim, clarence Thomas was like, a, nigger, um, that, them white niggas, and say ain't say shit about that shit.

You feel me? And then people are like, oh, it's, yeah. And then they're like, oh, shit, that's a real shit. And then he fucking was like, anybody want to play Celo? And then, uh, you know, now, hold on. Like, so. And then he pulled out some dice as they were deliberating.

Yeah, this. Want to play Cilo. Now, this, this might, uh, yeah, this might sound a little weird, but like, I mean, in, and he deserves it, Kingston, Kingston, this might sound a little weird, but Kingsel agree. in defense of racism Let's go I want to hear this

I want to fucking hear that That's a sick ass I think that's Jordan Peters's new book Yeah Just us looking at each other I want that to be a clip In defense of racism Look in defense of racial bigotry

Particularly towards people Of Of not so favorable colors Hispanic. Okay. Okay. Okay. Continue.

This is going on somewhere. Sorry. Sorry. There's a moose in my hoose. There's a moose in me hoose. There's a moose in me moot. Every time I hear basketball,

Jordan basketball, Peterson talk. I just hear that type of shit. He's just rapping about like mooses and hooses and gooses. Everything. Everything rhymes in Canada. There's a moose in my hoose, so I got to make a deuce. Everything rhymes in Canada. Everything rhymes in Canada.

Yeah, they talk in rhymes. People didn't know that. People didn't know that about Canadians, especially in Edmonton. They all, it's so cold that to stay alive, they have to rhyme. Yeah, Edmonton especially is really bad because they have to make themselves use more brainpower. So they got a rhyme. Yeah, they're all cats in the fucking hat up there, man. Like, they're all like really creepy.

They're all hats in the cat. Yeah, they all eat green eggs and ham and shit. I think they don't have any fire. They don't have any fire. They don't have any fire. The last time I went to Canada, it was literally on fire. It was, there was like this massive. There was like this massive.

I can't remember what year it was. It was like 2019 or something. But it was like this massive fucking conflagration in Canada. The sky was like orange when I landed there. And I was like, what the fuck? It was like raining ash. I was like, this is really startling. Yeah.

They're so not used to anything even remotely warm. They're fucking freaked out. Dude, it was crazy. Like, they had like people like, stay inside. Stay in the hotel. The air is not breathable. There's a, there's a moose loose. There's a moose.

There's a moose. There's a moose loose. Do I have any close Canadian friends? I have a few. A niece is Canadian. She's Canadian, but she's here now. He's a traitor. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, we don't like traders. We don't like traders. We don't like traders. We're about liberty. We're about liberty over this way, brother. We don't be you a traders. Bacon, Benedict Arnold. Canadian.

Benedict Arnold. He's a very American man. Syrup. Benedict syrup. I don't know. What's his name? The one that he sold. The Canadian Benedict Donald.

The, what is his name? What? What? What are you saying? What's having? He's having a schizophrenic episode. The Canadian Benedict-Canadian Benedict-Arnold. What would the Canadian Benedict Arnold be named?

You said Benedict Syrup. You psycho. That is the most outrageous thing I've ever heard you say ever for real no joke. You have a insane thing. Can you imagine a Lynn Manuel Miranda musical about that guy? Benedict Syrup. He's got his hard. He's got his hard work cut out for him.

How do you fucking... Syrup's a hard rhyme, I feel like. Syrup. Oh, wow, that kind of stuff. Hecrum. Europe. Europe. Europe.

I'm Benedict syrup and my country is subjugated by Europe. That's it. That's the whole... Bar, it ends. It can fin. It drops. And he's fucking... He's just a giant bottle of syrup.

And everybody's like, mooseoos hoops. clapping afterwards. News news, mooseoos. I'm so sorry if you're Canadian, you're listening to this. No, I'm not. Fuck you guys. Fuck you guys. Mousous. Hey, man, they got to get it too, you know.

We're going to... We've given so much shit to our boys across the pond. Well, they deserve it, bro. Right. I mean, they do. But, like, let's focus on the Canadians a little bit. Guys, we got... They're championed, Michael Jordan Basketball Peterson's been kind of running them you know so we kind of have to we also i mean we've made fun of trudeau quite a bit on

right right justin treboshae oh justin treboshae oh justin trubeshae yeah we saw we saw like a brand of like i was at a story recently i saw trudeau's like water bottles or something so i guess he has a company that makes water bottles you drink it you drink it you out of canadian moose water you you drink it you instantly have black base on and you're like i didn't want to do this yeah it comes with a It comes with an oily rag that you can wipe on your face and you're immediately in blackface. Anyway. Anyway, what else? It's just moose spitting and fucking in water bottles.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. When shit hits the fan, Canadians, we're taking you guys. So be prepared, right? Like, that fear that y'all have about us is

It's worth having because we'll steal y'all. Like, and no one is gonna stop us. They're like, ah, it's Canada. They were always kind of their child, you know. Now it's official. We'll just literally have to, all you have to do is just push Justin Treboschet. It'll be like, I surrender.

They just push him. It's like, you literally just give a little shove, and then he's like, oh, fuck, and immediately pulls out a white flag out of his pocket. White flag that signifies the whole country, and he's fucking waiting it fast. And crying. Please, please stop.

Please stop. You can have all of our resources. All of it. Please stop. Please, no more. Take all the mooses. Take the moose's. Take the mousse's. Take the cereal. Know up the bacon. Don't take the bacon out of the hues. You can take, what is it? You can take the, um, you take the French people out of Canada, but you can't take the France out of Canada, I think. That's just, you know, that part will, you know, that. We'll let them. I'm hoping that part actually just breaks off and sinks. We'll just put a dome over it.

The middle of Canada just sinks into the ocean. We put a dome over it. We put a dome over it. We let them kill each other because they're going to do that. Like the fucking Simpsons movie? I give, if we, that's Alberta, right? I mean, Edmonton's pretty. Which part?

Edmond's in the middle. Edmonton's in Alberta, I think. I want fucking, I want, I want Montreal. I want Quebec to be, Quebec. I want that shit to just. fall off and and fall somehow actually fall into space

like I wanted to just start and then it just fucking drips up in the space they don't they're not needed they're not needed we already have French people in France and then the and then the French Canadians are just mean they're just they hate people that speak English

and they die when it's too hot they literally had a summer of like 90 degrees and I think like 40 people died what's crazy What a bunch of... You don't remember that? They had a heat wave and like a bunch of people died.

90 degrees is a heat wave. That's crazy. I don't know what hot had actually got. Let me let me fact check that. Yeah, it's like 200 degrees. It's 300 degrees. It's like oh, it's like so it's like people's skin is like boiling

on the surface and you're like, ha ha ha, ha, you can't handle the eat. Just put a bathing suit on idiot. Jump in the pool. The pool is scalding. You jump in the pool and the pool is mad. It's like that video of the of the shrimp or the or the fucking prawn crawling up to the frying pan and like falling in that video is so fucked up, man.

That's not fucked up. It's a bug. That video's so fucked up. That video's fucked up. It's a bug. It's a bug. If it was a cat or something, I would agree, but it's a bug. Even for me, I'm like, that's.

You really, you really had an empathetic response to an insect falling into a boiling thing. Listen, Chris, Chris. I don't think you understand how much I don't like insects. I think they're scourge. No, I don't think, I don't think you don't dislike him enough. But the fact that he made a video of him doing that, I was like, hey, guys, watch me make this animal kill itself. That's some like, oh, I set my dogs for on fire only a little bit.

No, it's not. No, you see, that's how I know. That's how I know you just, you're full of shit right now. It's still a living creature, even though it's dirt. It's still a living creature. No, when was the last time you gave a shit about a fly or like a mosquito flying into one of those electrocution boxes. Mosquitoes are pests, you know? So it's like, all right, that's a bit of a, that's a, like, I, look, I, I'm looking,

I hate, I hate agreeing with Sweeney. That's psycho shit. That is a big difference between a fucking, I think there's a big difference between a fucking shrimp that's just mining his business in the fucking ocean. And then a mosquito trying to give you, um, Madgey Johnson's AIDS. Like, like, like, I think there's a big difference. The thing about it, the thing about it is fucked up is that you know damn well if you're did some stuff like that you'll be talking to somebody you know damn or you'd be like you know i got to talk

the specialist my son if they boiled the prawn if your son recorded a video of it setting up a alleyway where a pride could go down to and die that's fucking what are you talking about are you talking about the same video what you're saying a little spoon and it walked down there and it fell into the thing and i was like yo no it like he recorded it was just crawling on a table and it fell into a frying pan. No, dude, it was like a whole little, it was like a thing. It had like a little walkway to death. We're not talking about the same video, but even if that's, even if that's that video, I'm fine with it. It's the same concept. I'll curb stop a shrimp. You're, instead of like, first of all, can we talk about how like unnecessary it is to boil fucking things alive?

Oh, it's like, it's just mean. Like, can we, can we talk about that for a second? No, it's just like, completely unnecessary to fucking do it. Like, are you fine with that? Please, please reveal. That's just wild, dude. You're not fine with what? What do you say? Boiling animals alive. Please say no.

They're not animals. That's crazy, dude. I don't respect them as animals. They're not cats and dogs and birds and camels and moose or loose or hoose. They're still alive, bro. They're not a moose and a hoose, but the fact that they're alive and they have organs and brains and hearts and shit. They're not alive enough. You literally, remember Kingson?

Do you remember when we lived in that apartment? with the roaches and I would freeze them. Yes. I would, I froze. I would take compressed air and I would put it upside down and I would freeze them and stop them into dust. Hey guys. I don't give a fuck.

Hey guys. About those. So you would be totally fine with scooping up some roaches, boiling a pot and then throwing them in there. I wouldn't go out of my way to do that. But if I saw that happening, I would laugh. Absolutely. Like, absolutely.

That's a funny. I despise roaches. I don't even like them. I don't like them at all. But the thing is this, right? The thing is this, you can still humanely kill a creature that you know. There's no humanity to consider. You can still humanely kill them.

It's your own, it's your own humanity. It's not about being out of your mind, guys. It's not about it being sent in enough for it to understand. Like, oh, this guy's killing me respectfully. It's about not just being monstrous. Look, look. I can't believe you are on your high horse about insects. I'm not being on my high horse.

I don't like them. It doesn't even have to be. It doesn't have to be insects. When you said humanely, there's nothing humane about it. It's, we use the same language when we're talking about killing animals like cows and shit. There's still a humane way to do it. There's more humanity in a cow than there is a fucking insect. I agree. It's not about, it's not about humanity in the fucking cow, Chris. Then why is human in the word, Derek? It's about ourselves. Us humanely doing something as humans, we have a standard of how we do things. If I could press a button to give mischief, hold on, hon, if I could press a button to give. roach's consciousness and another button to get rid of all of them slowly real quick like throughout the day, I would press it. I would want them to know that they're loath. Oh, my family's disappearing around me. I want them to know that.

I would imbue them with consciousness just so they could know that. I fucking loathe insects. Look, I don't like. Especially roaches. Especially, because they don't even do anything. You don't have to. See, but look, there's a difference between hating something and wanting to torture something. that you have a mind

A disturbed mind Where I don't want to torture anything Even if I hate As much as I hate I can hate The most thing that I want to torture them I don't object to the torture of them though I don't like women

It's literally still like You're you look at you know what you are Chris You're basically the people That stood around and do shit When they found out that fucking Jews were being tortured So you're saying Jews are rocists Derek They saw them as vermin and because

and because they dehumanize them roaches are our pests but do you not understand why they were able to do that because they saw them as fucking pests and they were able to do horrible things to them you're not understanding the argument

Chris it's an insane argument you're literally not no it's not at all literally they fucking were conditioned to see these people as vermin and so they were able to do horrible things to them right and so in their minds and in your mind, vermin, it's okay to do crazy shit to them. It is a hundred percent. So into

their minds, they felt justified because they saw them as less than human. They saw them as scum. I know they're not, I know they're not fucking, I said I know that I'm not human. I know that. I just got myself. I know that they argue. Obviously. My whole argument is that those people felt justified in doing horrible things to them because they saw them as inhuman. And you feel justified to do horrible things to actual vermin because they are vermin. Because they actually are what people perceive them to be. Yeah, but see how you feel just to find those still? So basically, if, look, for the sake of argument, let's say they were some just giant,

like, let's just say in another universe, alien giant bugs come, right? They're giant bugs. They come in their saucers and shit like that. We actually capture them. We whip their ass. America does shit. Since they are just big versions of vermin, you would be like, kill them, torture them, do whatever. It doesn't matter.

And it's just like, why do you have that urge to like, ah, that's fine. That's, that's totally cool. Because they have that urge. Because they have intruded. Because they have intruded in my spaces for years. And they persist. Be like, hey, just kill them quickly. Vaporize them.

You don't think I've tried that, Derek? You don't think I've like literally called like, hey, I've called neurophysicists. You were totally fine with people torturing. And me, my would be like, like, you don't think I've like, you're like, you're Like, no way. Don't torture them. They still feel that shit. They still feel pain.

They don't. They do. They don't. Oh my God. Chris, now we're getting into stupid territory where people are like, fish don't feel pain.

Like, now you're just getting into that. Do roaches even have the capacity to feel any kind of pain? Is that even possible? They literally feel pain, bitch. Nerves doesn't mean pain necessarily.

That just means reaction to stimuli. Pain is one of the most simple basically reaction to stimuli, dude. But like, You see like, like, it can, No, what I mean is like, what I mean is like, you see a crab rip its own arm off and it's like, that must hurt,

but it also kind of must not if it's willing to do that. No, it does. It literally does, but it hurts, but it's like, they're like, it can't hurt that much. It doesn't hurt.

It doesn't hurt a crab as much. No, listen to me. Well, fucking listen to me. This is basic shit. If you can get, if you remove a,

if you have a person ripping their own arm off, they are infinitely in worse shape. Yes. Than a crab doing the same thing. That is true. Because a crab simply doesn't feel, the same amount of pain that a human does. That is true, but to...

Objectively. Yes, but for you to assume there is no pain there at all is wild. They literally feel... Your point is saying they feel less pain, so it's fine. Is that your point? They flinch when they do it. Absolutely. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. When they pull their arms off? That's what I'm saying. You will never get me on the side to sympathize with insects. I don't eat them. I don't fucking, I'm not going to befriend them.

I'm not going to like build a little house for them. I'm not going to welcome to my home. It has nothing to do with that. It literally is not about the only thing that matters about this conversation. You're a psycho, dude. Yes. No, it does it. Because you're trying to equate people with insects.

No, I'm crazy. No. I'm trying to create equating a living creature. You're doing this weird shit where you just latch onto like one thing. That's the main crux of the argument. That's the main crux of the conversation. The concept is that these fucking creatures have fucking nerve endings and they feel pain. It should still be fucking.

up to torture anything that could feel shit. Just kill them and be done with it. And the fact that you have no problem with other people torturing them because they're vermin says some weird shit about you. Derek, you can put these things in microwaves and they survive. You can stomp them to death and they survive. You can drown them and they survive. What's the fuck are you talking? What is this?

What is a straw man shit? What are you doing? Have you guys never dealt with roaches? Chris, yes, I have. And I've stomped them and they did not live. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. There are a couple of them that I've stopped and they've survived and like, what the fuck is going on? No, what you probably did?

They probably were small enough to be in the crease of your fucking shoes and you didn't actually flatten them out and stop them. That's ridiculous. No, that's not ridiculous. Because if you fucking smash them, they're done. They are so resilient. Kingston lives among roaches. Everything, every space that I've shared with Kingston has been swindling with roaches. Yeah, well, that's your guys is weird.

You guys like roaches. Because you just keep living with them. There's no way. There's no way. What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say, Swinney? You're going to microwave a roach and it's going to survive. It's going to die from the heat.

He's being hyperbolic. You're not to entertain that. You don't have to entertain that at all. They survive in nuclear war, dude. Chris, they can survive fall out after the bomb blows up. It's not that they're going to survive. They don't survive the explosion. No, Chris would basically be like, look, what is?

Maybe not the middle. Crocodiles are immune to fucking to, to asteroids because they survived. Like, no, they just were fucking underwagon. No, absolutely. They are immune asteroids. Chris, you're a madman. That's true. I'll give me that one. Have you ever seen an asteroid kill an alligator? I think not.

Chris, Chris, I've seen... You got me, dude. I've seen... I've seen a 10-year-old with a rock killer now. An asteroid can absolutely do it. What are you talking about? I don't know, dude. I'm actually...

I think I'm finally on Chris's side. I think I finally saw a light. I've seen kids in Florida kill alligators, bro. Like six rambunctious kids and one mid-sides. Australia fucking fight off a crocodile with a pan. Of course they would. Because they're jungle dwellers.

Of course they can fucking do that. Did you see that fucking, that I don't know what they call them, not bloke, so that's British shit, right? Yeah. What do they call fucking cunt? One of the o-eas.

Dude, it was a crazy shit. That thing was bigger than his entire body, and he fought it off with a pan. And then the fucking crocodile fucked off like fast. It was like, oh, this thing is too,

this pot is too powerful. This creature is fighting too. It's amazing. I'm not going to stay here and wouldn't. I'm not going to run this out because I don't know if I'm going to win. It's so funny because it's like that crocodile easily could have just like torn them to pieces. But it just, I guess it just didn't know. Like, God, he's pans, man.

We don't know what to do. Yeah, yeah, I think we can. I think the best way to solve this is to put a bunch of roaches in a room and let them vote on how they should be treated. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I think that would work out well. I just think, Chris, all I think is that you don't. want to feel bad for being a little bit evil. I don't think it's possible

for me to feel bad about being evil to roaches. I don't think it's possible. It's not about no, it's not about roaches, man. But I'm speaking about roaches specifically. The past of nature you have to torture is kind of weird. Absolutely. Yeah, it's weird. The fact that you can, the fact that you can, the fact that you can justify something being tortured is a bad sign. That's fine.

That is, that's not good. That's fine. I'm totally fine with that. Because I, what I'm hearing is I have a lack of experience dealing with these creatures and that's fine. I get it. It's the same thing when I moved to LA and everybody was like, oh, deer are so cute. It's like, yeah. Okay. That's like, no, no, no. Even deer, I don't want to see a deer get tortured. No, I wouldn't want to see a deer get tortured either because it's a proper animal, but, but see, like, you see his language. That's the proper thing. He has a classification for things, and once they, they don't reach a certain threshold, it is fine to torture them. That's

basically what you're saying. Yeah. Absolutely. And what, all I'm saying is, that is evil. That's fine. If you don't care, that's fine. If the roaches, we're on the same page. If the roaches perceive me as evil, I am glad to fill that role. It's not roaches. You're not understanding. We are as humans that are humane and don't like things being tortured no matter if it's an animal or not.

We see you as a little evil. When you break open an Xbox 360, do you feel bad about, like, torturing it? Does it have fucking nerve endings and it's actually being tortured and it's, it has situations? What the fuck are you talking about this? It's probably infinitely more complex than a roaches. I don't think so. What does that happen to be doing anything? So life is way more complex than a fucking game console that can sometimes get a red ring and die.

Chris, you're moving mad, bro. He's moving mad, bro. He's gone. I will say this. Look, let's just say we put AI into an Xbox 360 or whatever. Right. AI, it's speaking like a human and everything like that. But I know that it has not been instilled with fucking pain threshold pain sensors or nerve endings or anything like that.

I would be like it is okay to shotgun blast it in the face. It is okay. A computer. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, a computer that feels that, that thinks it's a person? It, it thinks it's, it knows it's a lie. That is like, oh, I'm alive. That, I'm going to look at it. I know that it's a, what are you going to say?

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I see, like, that's where we're kind of like, we differentiate because my biggest problem with you wanting or being flying with tortures thing, these things feel shit. And I just the idea of like, I have empathy. I guess I'm not, I wouldn't call myself an empath, but I have empathy. I think you lack zero. I have, I have empathy for everything. You can put yourself in the situation of like, holy shit.

Like that thing, you can pull it apart and it'll feel how horrible that would feel. I have empathy for everything that isn't a roach. Sincerely, I sincerely mean that. Or just vermin in general, I guess, really. No, not really. Like I would. I feel bad about rats. Insects, I guess.

I feel worse. I feel worse. Well, I feel even worse about like ants and shit. The thing about roaches to me, it's that like roaches are uniquely just so useless, so pervasive, so unkillable in comparison to most other fucking insects that it's like at a certain point, I'm trying to kill you humanely, right? I try to call the people they fucking spray and then they're back again because one little bitch survived.

I'm like, fuck. And they don't go away. So yeah, at a certain point, they're an enemy. me at a certain point I'm like get out of here you're not welcome here how many times you have to be newked out of existence in the same place to get the message I'm not look at Matt look at comment

you're not welcome here I am not even arguing like everything that you're feeling completely justified I just all I'm saying is because you love living among them Kingston I don't like I hate it if I saw a dude in the apartment above me fucking having swimming boiling fucking

oil and he's dipping you know them into that and then he's like slicing them all you know if he's doing all this weird shit I'd be like what the fuck I would think I would think that person is and Chris would be there and be like hey you want to go play halo you want to fucking you want to play you want to fucking play destiny later I think it's insane I think that's insane because that would imply that you would

like you would like spending time around them enough to try and like catch them and play with them basically you you what's scaring me guys what's confusing what's confusing me guys is that You could just not be this passionate about hating something. Like, it's scared. Well, what scares me, Chris, is that you could ever dislike something that much. Like, I hate octopuses.

You better be careful. I hate octopuses. I don't like that. I think they fell from the stars. And they scare me. And I don't, knowing that they exist. Octopuses? Yeah.

Knowing that they exist. I love octopi. Of course you guys do. Because they do. You guys like tent. A lot too, I bet. But the fact that you guys, the fact that you guys, the fact that. they're around bothers me.

And what I do is... You know what bothers me? Motherfuckers know how smart they are and they still eat the shit out of them. That's pretty fucked. That bothers me. It's really fucked. It's really fucked.

People know how there's so many stories. It's so funny how people eat them alive to like in Asian country, people be eating those motherfuckers while they're trying to leave. Can we? They're trying to get up and get out of there. And they're just like... I think this is where the whole conversation kind of started about like boiling or boiling things alive.

Motherfuckers like, okay, that's, but the, and we know a part of the world that loves doing that shit. God damn, dude. It's just, it is, I've seen some shit and like gross, like they have those supermarkets and they can't even wait to get home. Like, here's your money and then just. They have a cauldron? They have a cauldron in the back. They have a cauldron. They have cauldrons in their trunks and they just dip baby hippos into them.

It's crazy. Baby hippo. They boil a baby hippo alive. I've seen a motherfucker punch a fucking an elephant until it was tenderized and they started eating it Put this man Is just punching it all over a full grown

Fucking African elephant Is punching it Yeah Three hours later it's tenderized It's like what the fuck? This guy really did that Dinner's on dinner's on That's an elephant's like my favorite animal too But, but most elephants breaks my heart.

It's crazy. Your octopus thing is, is a bad comparison. One thing is that I hate them, but even if they, like, became more common, I would be like, No, Kingston, if you hated. Kingston, if you hated octopuses and you woke up every day to about 200 octopi in your kitchen, you would kill them. I wouldn't like that. You would go on a fucking scream.

No, I would scream and I'd run away, actually. I'd scream away because then I'm right. Then I'm right. I'm right about them being like Felt fucking star falling And I'm getting out of there There is small as they're like Do you know when you see those little baby squid

That end up in like yeah Asian food buffets God I feel so bad about them These are those little baby squids That are all just in trays Like god damn guys Anyway those things could be Those things could have built the

They could cure cancer What are those things that cure cancer Is what are those babies squids That's crazy But let's let's say They were as big as that Would you do something about like they're that small.

Like you saw like a like the way that roaches are and shit. Would you like try to, you know, exterminate them, spray some shit on them? Yeah. Yeah. So I feel like, look it. I have a little bit of PTSD with roaches from when my mom, she was unlucky enough to live in a, because she didn't play that shit. We grew up. There were, there will be no pest or vermin or anything in the house or she'll kill us.

Yeah. So we kept everything like spick, spick and spanned. I know I was like I gotta I gotta I gotta I gotta edit that shit together quick

That's like that's like that fan right It's like that's like that's like it's like a black negativity Negativity Negativity He's like I've never seen that

It's really good I'll send it too But yeah What were you saying Um I always say is that My mom she was unlucky enough to live an apartment

Where some people Obviously It had an infestation And so naturally they made their way into her apartment as well. And I stayed with her for a little while. And it was, yeah, it was hellish. It was absolutely hellish. It was like, but, you know, even though I despise them,

I despise them probably just as much as you. I just don't have that. Like, I, I would, I feel like I would have to, if I saw it. The thing is like, if you heard about someone, if he's like, oh, this person tortures roaches or something. Would you just, would you call? anybody about that? I wouldn't Well, if I...

Would I call anyone? It depends on if I knew them. If I didn't know them... So you're... There's a good point. It's a good point because if I didn't know them, I probably wouldn't... Because would the cops even care? No.

They won't. But they wouldn't care though. They would try to do with your turtree. The cops don't care when you kill children. Well, that's true. That's true. That's a bad example. But, uh, uh,

like the, who, you know, because you're supposed to call somebody if someone's torturing animals, Right? You call animal control or whatever. Yeah, but you're not going to find anybody who's going to give a shit about roaches. Because it's that they don't, even to them, they don't qualify as animals. They're pests. So what my point is simply like, I wouldn't go around torturing roaches. That's like insane.

But if I heard about it, I'd be like, okay, that's just somebody that I don't want to spend time around. But buy him a drink. You know, keep fucking, you know. This guy sounds cool. You ever, you ever played Halo? You're really, you're looking after night. I think it a sense. Well, do you remember, do you remember that story that, like, like,

Like, was it, was it Zach or Lyle that was talking about how you, he would catch rats in socks and, like, bash them against the- And bash them? Yeah, see, like, that's, that's the type of shit. That's too much, bro. Like, that was- That was- That was-Zack. But that's just, I caught a rat.

It's a pest. I have to kill it. You don't have, you, he literally could have just threw it as far as he could into, into, like, you know, it would have died. But he gained satisfaction with slamming. their skull against the ground. The thing is, this is for me. This is my line, right? This is my line, right?

Uh-huh. I hate a lot of bugs, but what happens is, like, at the moment where I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm literally hurting it more than I need to. As soon as it's like, like kids that would pull their legs off fucking, people that pull the fucking wings off butterflies and shit. Like, that is some, like, yeah, man, that's bad. That's a thing of it like this If your child If your child told you that daddy

Come look and he got a row She's like watch this daddy And he had it on a toxic And he dipped it inside of like cooking oil And you would be like whoa And you would call somebody That is like At least have a conversation

Yeah I would maybe like put him in therapy or something But like to me it's just like That's the beginning What I was doing is like I was freezing him Because if I didn't freeze them They would scamper away and run And then like they would be free to fucking lay eggs and do all this

fucking bullshit and fuck around and make more of them. So I would freeze them and then I would stomp them, you know, which is, I don't think that's torture really. That's just like fucking killing. No, look, I don't, it's weird, I would say, but it's not like, uh, it's, it's an, it's an unorthodox way of of, of exterminating them. It was all I had, man.

It was still, it was all I had. It was all I had. And it was like, that was like three, you remember, Kingston, it was like, we, we called them three times. It's not the worst. We could, no, but what I'm saying is we called the exterminator. The problem that you can... See, the problem you can is, because the roaches

didn't come from your apartment. I know. That's how you can't get rid of them because it comes from some other assholes. So they're just gonna keep coming from that place. Right, so it's just like a fucking Nazi zombie scourge that I just can't fucking... Unless...

Nugger! Like, I... Like, I... Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Nigger. I said, I really wish... I wish it was as simple as, you know what? If it worked.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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and thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I think I might do it. Where if I could cut the head off of a roach, put it on a like a stick, and that would be like a like a Dracula type thing where it's like go away. And the roaches were like, oh shit. I would do that too.

I would absolutely do that. Everyone would do that. Don't you, bro, don't you hate that you can like just kill a bunch of ants? And then like the motherfuckers are still like, They'll just pass by all their homies. Like, it just still fucking. Like, you could, you could set them on fire for real. And they'll be like, oh.

That's, that's, see, that's what I'm talking about. Like, even fucking, I don't know, even the simplest of fucking creatures have some sense of like, oh, that's a friend. You know? Not really. A lot of them do. Not really, dude. A lot of them, like mourn. A lot of animals like mourn in someone.

No, no. Mourning is a huge sign of intelligence animals. Yeah. Most animals go mourned. It's one of the signs, but like a lot of animals mourn. Dude. Some insects mourn, which is like not. I don't think they do.

They do. They do. They do. Spiders eat each other. Like a spider who eat another spider. But then they're sad about it. I don't think they're sad about it. They do it.

They're just like, oh, word up. I'm going to fuck another spider and make some more kids and eat him afterwards. They don't give a shit. Morning is like morning is like. The spider eats the mate and it cries as much as I do. Mourning is like high-tier animals. They release the ritualistic moose in the hoot. Humans have elaborate rituals to celebrate the life of a recently deceased individual.

We respect and honor our dead, throwing them lavish parties and entoming them in sacred spaces. You might be surprised to discover that social insects such as bees, ants, and wasps also mourn their dead. How they mourn their dead? They buzz? That's not fucking anything. You do sometimes see like, uh, ants carrying their dead homies. Yeah, literally. To eat it.

Yeah. To eat it They're bringing it back to the pie To eat it Like oh it's food I don't know about that That's not how that works But like I just hate when I see like

I hate what I see like Because like sometimes it'll be outside And I'm like I'm trying to just You know there's a mass grave of ants Because you wanted to get rid of all of them Mass graved A mass grave I'm huge

You know the thing is You know the thing is I think if it can If it can scream I'll feel bad about it I think that's most people problem. That's why people are like, oh, fish don't feel pain because they're not, they just wiggle, you know?

Guys, if fish felt pain, they would cry. And I've never seen a crying fish. You're a psycho. You're a psycho. You know, it's crazy? There's 17-year-olds that believe, that think like that. There's 17-year-old things like truth. Yeah. Yeah, they probably make TikToks

and shit. Did you know, fish don't cry and they're like dancing and shit? Fish don't cry a new prince song. Did the book it. While he's skinning a fish. A live fish. And everybody's like, grow, hell. The way you treat fish is pretty fucking pretty fucking. The way we treat animals in general is wild.

Ripping its guts out. The idea, I think it's a thing that's a huge lack of respect for animals. That was once had because we had to, like, we had to coexist with them in a very intimate way. opposed to now we just don't have to. So we just don't respect them at all. Like even hunting lightly, we just don't respect the animals. Like, yeah, whatever. Fuck it, you know.

How could you, when you, like, you go to a supermarket and, like, most things, everything's prepackaged, you see no heads, no eyes. You see, you just see meat. Even that, dude. And I never really, like, I've been to Caribbean a few times and I've seen animals get killed. But I'm not watching. I'm not like, well, that's going on there. Like, I've just like, oh, this animal.

is alive and I probably shouldn't be mean to be able that's alive. You know, like that's all I think. I hate pigeons with a fiery passion because pigeons in New York are dickheads, bro. Pigeons in New York are New Yorkers as well. They're not that bad. You're out of mind. Bro, they're bad. They're just pigeons.

They're just birds. A pigeon will fly down to take your food and then come back for your wallet later on. They're pieces of shit. There are particularly pigeons in freaking Manhattan are the most aggressive pigeons ever. they don't respect personal space you'll yell at it it'll look at you

like what what do you yell at me it'll look at you like y'all in the maybe the pigeons are racist maybe

maybe a thing you never know you learn from the original immigrants you know like oh what is this we suck we're pretty low

to total poll but you know it's lower than us black people yeah yeah it goes black people pet and pigeons

it's uh pigeons immigrants immigrants in 1920 and then it's And then it's people at a 4th of July parade. Well, I guess that's brought up. Yep. Well, we just touch on it briefly because it didn't happen.

Freedom. Look, it is, it's, it's unfortunately very ironic that this happened at a 4th of July parade. But it doesn't, it's like, I tweeted this once about like the Avaldi, where it's just like, like it makes me sad that it doesn't make me sad anymore. Like I'm just like this, yeah, this is, okay, another one of these. Cool. It's really unfortunate to you that it happened on a day with a bunch of fireworks. Like that's like the worst possible day for like anything like that.

That's the worst possible, but also the best possible at the same time. It's so, like that's especially malicious to me. That is, that is Scooby-Doo levels of planning. Yeah. Where it's like, you know, be the best way to do this when there's a bunch of noise. all over the place. Like, jankies. Yeah, that's like a fucking ocean's 11,

but like for fucking one insane person. Yeah, and that dude, he planned it out pretty well because after he did what he did, after he like started Swiss cheese in the crowd, he like had a

like dressed in drag or whatever. We had a women's clothing to like escape and kind of blend in. This is the Joker, man. Like this is insane. That is some crazy shit. This guy, He got away, right?

He's not... Yeah, well, no, they caught him eventually. Oh, really? Probably with... Yeah, probably with some tips or whatever. Good. But yeah, they didn't catch him initially because he, like, planned out everything.

Like, he wasn't just some... I guess some... Oh, I'm just gonna go to the store real quick and buy some shit and just start blowing people away. Like, it was more like... Yeah. I can't wait to do this.

He'll put the July. Yeah, he uploaded like a... He uploaded like a really cringy rap song, I think. Yeah. Was he a black dude? No, no, he's like... I mean, oh man. Possibly white.

I mean, white passing for sure. He was very strained. Like, I couldn't quite make him out. I couldn't make him out either because apparently he's been to a bunch of Trump rallies. But people can't tell if he's like actually a Trump supporter or if he's like ironically there and thinks it's funny. You couldn't really... That's so sad. That's the modern world now, which makes me so sad.

That's so... Yeah. It's like... Let's go watch the minions movie in suits. I just found out about that. I didn't even know that was a thing, the gentle minions or whatever? The minions thing where everybody went to go see minions,

rise of Drew, but they like dressed up for it. The minions killed it in the box office because it was the complete opposite of what happened with Morbius. Morbius. Like, the meme actually caused people to go to the movie. I just saw this recently.

There's a bunch of people. They were called gentle minions. and they dressed up in suits and then they would record these TikToks meeting up at the theater shaking each other's hands legitimately which I thought was actually pretty fucking funny shaking each other's hands

and then they're going to watch the Minions movie but apparently a lot of them were being pieces of shit in the theater though of course they're you know clapping at everything that's like not funny and just being wild and shit

but minions made a shit load up it made a lot of money because of a meme What breaks my heart is that, like, everything's a joke, you know, everything's a joke, everything's how funny. And it's just like, you're supposed to laugh at the sad things, you know? You got to, you got to, it helps people deal with things. But, like, not everything's funny, you know? When everything's funny, nothing's funny, you know?

I kind of agree with it. Yeah, it's really. When everything's a joke, the things that are jokes are less funny. Right. it's really sad how no one is willing to just be like oh this is kind of fuck it said it's like I posted on Twitter and try to get a few likes about it

hello LOLJK this guy got flambane in this bedroom this is funny we make a meme about it and this is like it's not funny it's not funny it is kind of interesting that like nothing made is funny but like it's not a funny situation it is kind of interesting that nothing can be sad anymore really

like there's no more there's no more earnest sadness anymore. Like there isn't. It's kind of... I think if you think... Sorry. No, no, go, what are you going to say? I was going to say, I think the only way there is is if...

I think people are purposefully trying not to think too much about anything. Yeah, absolutely. Because I for sure got very upset about Yuvaldi because I really started thinking about it. I started dwelling on it. I started dwelling about like, then I started thinking about like, can you imagine if your kid you just got blown away. They were 10 years old. And like,

that's where it got where you just keep it on the surface. What just happened. But then when you start kind of going and then you start revealing more of that iceberg and shit,

you're like, oh fuck. That is one of the word, like, like the fact that there was like ice people there grabbing up everybody inside

just coming to get their kids. Like, shit like that is just like, where is the humanity here? Imagine if it was, the ice people. they nab some, uh,

some, some immigrants, right? And then the immigrants are the ones that they made go. They made the immigrants go and rescue the kid. We don't got papers for anybody. Get on in there. Get on in there.

If you do this, we'll think about letting you stay here. Uh, uh, um, okay. Going with guns and shit. Yeah.

And he's going in with a cop. So like, you'll do fine. You'll do great. Don't worry. You'll be fine. We'll be right behind. Go ahead, Paco.

Go do a Paco. We'll give you a taco if you fucking see. Oh my God. If you fucking succeed. But it's shit like this, you know, like the Evaldi thing, the thing about me is like the Brianna Taylor shit happened right for me on Twitter, right? And that was the one time I was very vocal about how fuck the situation was. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right?

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Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Oh. And what happens is that people will make you lose your fight. The fight in your soul will deplete. because of how many ignoramus there are, dude.

Right. Like, like, the, like, the, like, the fact that America is the most bootlicking country

while simultaneously being one of their most rebellious, ignorant place on the planet is mind-blown. It is kind of confusing. It blows my mind, they cherry-pick their fucking bootlegging and rebellions. They cherry-pick it. Sometimes it's fine if a cop,

fucking shoots up a door where they have no ward to do it, but they, Other times, it's the police need to be. They shot that Patriot at the January 6th. Yeah. She was, she was, dude, I saw a fucking peace on Fox or whatever where the guys, the girl's husband, the chick that got shot and died, you know, because she was trying to break through and the cop was like, uh, don't.

And then the bastard. Like the fucking, her husband was like, if you look closer at the footage, she's actually trying to stop people from going in there. And I'm like, no. Then why the fuck was she trying to go through? Yeah, that's just straight up not sure It's so insane Like video evidence doesn't matter anymore

Which is kind of wild Like not even Not even for the reasons that I thought it wouldn't Like I thought it would be more like Oh anything could be deep faked So like video is just not reliable But now it's just like they'll just People

People deep fake With their own heads Like it's such a weird Like they'll just see a video And they'll see like The complete opposite of what is on video And I'm just And it's like, you don't even need technology to fuck with it, which is like really sad.

Like, I thought at least we would be like duped by like, you know, incredible technology. But it's just, it's just genuine ignorance. And it's, I can agree more. And it's, it's just one of those things, too, where it's like, I just feel like, I mean, we can, we can get back to questions. We can get, we can get two questions after this. Because we are, we are getting a little bit serious. But like, I think the thing that's, the thing that's really depressing to me is that, um, it feels. like there are

oh man how should I put this how should I put this in a way that doesn't get me in trouble no it's good not be real bro we'll edit it it's our podcast do it do whatever I'm just trying to be careful with the words that I I feel like the things that we choose to get upset about like sincerely like the like

there's there are a lot of people who care really really immensely about Jordan Peterson getting banned on Twitter or something which like I don't think people should be banned on Twitter either really quite for like for what I for what he saw from what he said It's like I I don't know. I'm always more of just like just let shit go right but The fact that people care so much about that but they're like hey Just just so you know

Private property is Becoming a fucking myth and eventually you're not gonna own a house, so Sorry, because it's going to be owned by fucking Uber or like fucking, what is it called, Airbnb or fucking Zillow or Apartments.com. They're going to buy all the companies or they're going to buy all the available property and then you're never going to be able to accrue wealth for your family because you're going to be renting in perpetuity. And that is the, that is where you and your generation will die. And that that is not a bigger deal than fucking Jordan Peterson getting pan on Twitter is really depressing. It's a lot. It should be sincerely.

It should be genuinely illegal for like a lot of these corporations to buy as much as much residential property as they're buying. It's fucking illegal. That should be a thing. Think about this. Think about this, man. Think about this. Everyone, everyone's complaining about gas prices.

Now people, a lot of people on the right are blaming Biden because of course, right? This is what they're doing. But think about how there was a bill introduced to stop these motherfuckers from price couching and all of their representatives voted no. Yep. And they give zero fucks that they voted no. And I'm like, how can we fix this problem if the people they're electing literally are not representing them in any way, shape, or form?

It's like, it's, it is such a conundrum that the problem is all of education. It's all of it. I agree. Education. It all boils down to the fact that people are not taught. to decipher information the right way. We are taught to, instead of informing your own opinions, people are taught to,

this YouTuber doesn't like this, so I don't like this. This person that's in, this authority figure, this authority figure doesn't like this. Have you noticed though? Right. And have you noticed, like, say,

I feel like the parasycial relationships, it feels like it's getting much stronger than I've ever seen before. Because in something that I feel like a lot of people find, silly as fuck, like say Jordan Peterson saying he'd rather die than delete his tweet. And the whole thing about, like, say, I personally with... Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong.

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20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's large injury law firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You know, private companies being able to do what they want to do,

like say, Chick-fil-A CEO saying like, I don't like gay marriage or whatever, and everyone's like, that's totally fine. And then Twitter, you know, CEO or whatever,

being like, hey, we don't want you dead name and all this shit. That's a fucking problem, though. Like, I feel like that whole shit,

like that annoys the fuck out of me. Where I'm like, dude, this is a private company that you swear you're you're totally for and corporations are people and shit you're totally for this stuff except for you know it's all that cherry pick and shit it's driving me nuts and the parissocial stuff because like unanimously most people were like yeah it's kind of dumb that he'd rather die than it's kind of ridiculous but i did see some people say well there's everybody's having a you know

like there's other people trying to like say well so-and-so the what-aboutisms oh yeah because They wanted to defend Jordan Peterson. Or it's just like, oh, look at how principled. It's like, listen, like, anybody can say that. I could say that. I could say, oh, I would rather die than take down my video. It's not true. I would rather still continue to live.

You know what I mean? Generally speaking. Of course you would. Because like, you'd have to be sincere. You have to be genuinely insane. You'd have to be more insane the person that's willing to kill you. Yes. That's so wild.

That and my whole thing is like I'm like why can't those people that are doing the what about his and well why can you just admit the person that's you love and respect said something stupid why is that so hard It scares me. Why is it so hard to do that? The people I care about that have that nature where they're like where some I'm not going to name a name but like somebody I'm a person I'm very close to that whole David Doobrick thing came out right when you did that fuckery with that girl like oh yeah he almost killed that dude well he did that also but oh the with the all the sexual stuff. sexual stuff, right? And it took him a little bit to remove the thing, right? And the person I knew was like, well, what about Dom? And I'm like, Dom should go to jail. But David Dobrick absolutely did wrong. I didn't think he should get a punish to the way he did. I think he got like a very serious punishment. But he should have been, you know, there's... I didn't even know what this is about. There's some sort of something should have happened. There should have been some sort of... Some girls got assaulted around David Dojer. Yeah. And the person, instead of admitting that, you know, what, he's about... did was wrong. They were like, well, what about this? And I'm like, that's not what's being questioned right now. Yeah. You're right. That other thing needs to be addressed. But right now, you know it is. It's a real inability to focus. I think it's because it's like, let's focus on this. It's focused on this thing. It's like, well, what about this other thing? It's like, it's like

almost like ADHD. But like, I don't think it is that. I understand that. But I think there's the, it's the, the, the the parissocial relationship that's making people be at where they won't they won't I just don't understand I've never grown up in a way that like no one's infallible like everyone can say and do dumb shit million percent that's why I don't understand this thing where I'm like why is it like when Trump ended up on Epstein's black book and people like what about Bill Clinton I'm like yeah him too yeah I'm talking about Trump right now yeah Bill Clinton's no longer the president Trump is currently what was currently but like Bill Clinton yeah Bill Clinton...

Yeah, yeah, but Bill Clinton's like... He's like a shambling elderly corpse. He's not doing anything. Why would he be talking to... Like, of course, yeah, he's suspicious, and he's probably a piece of shit. But, like, he's not... We're not talking about him right now.

Like, I don't... It's not the idea. It's such a basic idea. It's like, oh, look, all I'm saying is, and we can move on to questions. But all I'm saying is like, I'm not saying, I'm not saying anything. All I'm saying is that...

You know, January 23rd, 2020 in Puerto Rico was interesting. That's all I'm saying. That's it. We can move on to some questions. People are weird. I'm going to have to decide with that because I actually don't know that. People have gotten too attached to the people they care about not being able to admit that they're wrong. Not even the people that they care about, the people that they just like like like to watch.

It's not even people that they like family members. You know what I mean? They develop an odd degree of care for them. It's true. It's how it works. But why? Because what's the difference? What's the difference between us growing up?

We didn't have that. We had, we had the stars. But like some of these people are our age, though. What's going on? What's going on? It's exposure to, I think it's the internet. There's a moose in the house.

What's going on? There's a moose over here right here. That's a cat. But what do you think? What do you think? What do you think is there's people that are around, our age that are that are in our generation that grew up the, it's relatively

the same way we did but there's people that are getting so attached to like YouTube or like these people like what is happening? I don't understand where I'm like maybe we're from a group of maybe we just didn't let ourselves get attached like that because we have our

own problems where like I can't let myself love this person. I'm not around that do you I just something let me ask you something because I know you was my my father when I was four. Your father wasn't really in your life that much, right? Kingson? Yeah, I lost my mom when I was in.

And then like, you've had like, there's, there's, but we were okay. Did you feel like there was a void in your life? Did you, did you grow up feeling that? Did you feel like troubled and like there was like a void in your life? You need to feel it with something? I definitely, I definitely have mommy issues. Like I absolutely, I know I have mommy issues. I know I know they're there, but it doesn't debilitate me because I have my grandma.

So I'm like. So, okay. So it doesn't so that you the void was technically filled by your grandmother who like raised you and did so like me like I didn't feel like personally and sometimes I've been felt like is it wrong that I don't feel that I feel fine that I didn't grow up without my dad. I did I did have that feeling you know like I had to feel like obviously I want a mom you know because I obviously felt like the idea of like I would like to have my mom you know like Mother's Day see everybody go to their mommy and give their moms gifts stuff like that I didn't have that exactly but at the same time I always knew I had my grandma. Like, I may not have this, but I have my grandma. My grandma's still pretty great. So here's what I'm trying to get at. Maybe the people that, maybe these people grew up in similar situations, but they never had any type of void.

And that filled. So when Jordan Peterson or Tucker Carlson or some of these fucking people, they became like father figures to these motherfuckers. You think? Because the way that they fucking defend them. They become figures in general, you know? Because we all have the people that if something happens. What hell is Chris doing?

Sorry. I don't know. Oh, is he doing the, is he doing the Spider-Man thing? Is he doing Spider-Man 3? I don't know what he's doing, but it's... I forgot how to do that one. Do the Morbius one now. Do the, do the have sex?

I haven't seen morbid. It's excess. Well, no, it's have... Well, he says have sex once. I read the lyrics and actually does say have sex, then, and then I was actually really, oh, I don't like this POV. I don't like this. I don't like this.

Chris, we're not. not that P-O-Bs for other people. That's a different podcast. Yeah, this is like the, the bitch. Bum-bump, the boom, the boom, you know, that's the, that's P.H. That's the. Let's move on to some questions. Let's know some questions.

Yeah, let's do it. So we got a question from tiny Asian inward. Hello, Chris Derek and biological father. My question is for you is this. What specific time in your life do you feel like you went through the biggest character? It could have been years, days, but the instance is the way, the instance of the question is when did you go through the most character development? Where would you have changed and what fundamental principles changed and whatnot? Hmm.

Hmm. You know what? I would say in 2013, I really learned what people that live with like depression, anxiety feel like. I didn't appreciate that before. I was one of those people that like I knew it existed. It's a nice angle, man. It's a really good angle. I was one of those people that like didn't appreciate it all the way fully.

Like I remember I briefly like kind of dated this girl that she took out of the presence and stuff. And I remember feeling like, oh, I wonder. I was like, does she really? I remember feeling like, oh, does she really need them or? I didn't really appreciate it. I feel like everyone kind of thinks that because we all assume we, you've been sad. Like,

I've been sad before. Yeah, right. I've been nervous before. And there was definitely a big appreciation when I, like, 2013 was like a bad year for me. And I had developed, like, anxiety. And I remember being depressed for, like,

three fucking months and shit. And I was just like, wow, there's people I feel like this all the fucking time, like always. And it doesn't go away. And I feel like that really fucking made me, like,

just really appreciate like that and really just have way more empathy. you know like I think that was like the last part of my character and I think I was like 25 so it was like perfect timing too for me to really like kind of finish like learning the last that I really need to know to like move forward and understand people better and not try to give someone a fucking pep top when they feel like shit you know because it's not going to help them

the way you do the way that looked on the camera was insane the way your camera picked that up looked like an angel showed up and left right That really hurt a lot. Yeah, the last shred of humanity has left him. The angle just fucked off. I don't know when I went to the most character development. I would say overall, my whole life, I've been pretty, I've had pretty, like, standard morals.

I guess, I don't know. I guess when I finally thought women should vote, I was, like, maybe, like, 27 when I was like, they're humans, I guess. I guess. I guess. Was it when you got a soul? in the back of a Zed shop. I was just like, yeah, maybe, maybe, yeah.

Yeah, like, this bald dude rescued you and shit, and he's like, are you okay? And you're like, I'm pretty fucking far from okay. You remember that? I'm pretty fucking far from okay. You're okay? I just need some Arbys. Oh my fucking God.

Who fuck likes Arbys? Arbys is garbage. No one likes Arbys. My character development was when I went to Arbys. Arby's. And I gave a movie. I finally went to Arby's that first time. And I was like,

they have the meat and you were here. What if your voice change? What if that's your voice? They have the meat cheese. Guys, I can't talk any other way. That'd be fucked. When is the new snark take?

We need to record. Oh my God. Oh my God. I don't know. I think, trying to think of like a genuine answer. I think probably like the last two. two years, I think, probably for me.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, and thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Because I think like I, that was more of like a relationship thing. Because I think I was like in relationship

after relationship where I was like, oh, I need this to feel normal. And I was like, oh, wait, it's probably like a really bad reason to have a relationship in the first place. But yeah. That was like maybe like a year ago. But before that, I don't know.

I was like, I've been pretty consistent for the most part. I've been perfect morally as I was born. I've been perfect. morally since I was poor. Like a pun ejection from my dad's nuttack. I was like, I'm this guy's a killer of humanity. Yeah. You're just philosophizing as well as

Jordan basketball, Michael Jordan basketball. I came on my mom and I was just like humans that aren't women deserve rights. And then I see. And then I said. You came out of the womb. You came out of the womb, like with your fucking hand on your chin. Just like

just pondering. I was going to say like the thinking man. You had one of those. fucking Greek togas and shit Like you're like How scary would you be If you were at a hospital When your child was born

And it came out with clothes on I was scared What kind of clothes Maybe It was dressed like Joel From last of us Like a fucking midwestern man Where's Ellie

What if it just had Where the hell's Ellie What if it just had one individual clothes instead of what do you call it which like it just had one one flannel

like one had a flannel like one clothes I but did you put a one cloth did you put a flannel in there on the you put this on the baby in you what did she like

oh hey and she shoved a flannel up her pussy and like the baby just instinctively understood how to put it on it on you can see it

or just a tie dude putting on the fucking flannel. It's tying a tie. It just knows how to tie a tie. I'm fucking in my 30s and I still need to look up how to tie and tie. Me too. I still need to look at a YouTube.

I'd be like, how do I do it? I went to Catholic school and I said, and I don't fucking remember. I don't know how to tie a tie. I'm going to be very real with you guys. That is, I think that's the biggest difference between our generation and like fucking boomers and shit. No, no. The biggest difference with them and that is that they could potentially.

get a job after college. That's the biggest. Well, I mean, if you want to get real about it, it's the tie. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, likeing Reagan and being able to afford property. That's the biggest difference between our, I mean property being, being able to fucking, being, and a, and a, and a, and a house and a wife with a, with a, working out

factory. It's like, yeah, mom, I can't afford to live. Ah. That was, I learned that, like, how much is having a baby? How much is having a baby? It's like several thousand. Yeah, if you have a baby. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I remember when I learned that, when I learned that, I was like, oh my God. No matter what, even if you have it at your house and you go to get it papers, and they'll go to get it since a slave papers, you know, these social security papers,

you still have to pay a ton of money. You literally, no matter what, you have to pay a bunch of money to advocate. It's wild. That's why I want to have a kid. I'm going to go to the forest. I at least,

you know, because I want to get my ass back to Cali. All right. I want to get back to Cali. At the very least, they have a lot of government programs. I can help you out because I know a lot of my friends that had kids, you know, unplanned, you know, they had kids just like, whoopsie,

planning a kid, whoopsie, nutting, nutting in the pussy feels way too good and whoopsie. And then, you know, they had kids. And I know they were making just as much as me and no way can they afford a raise kid. But we got WIC and all these other things that fucking, you know, feed. Make sure the kid doesn't die. The baby doesn't die, you know. and uh can i can i can i can i be real for a second time the baby fucking dies yeah that's the fact that people would risk that like people really risk that shit is insane to me like i've had i've had

sex with protection of that sex without protection why are you fucking someone without protection they get like i just don't get how people do stuff i only do that of course you do because you're a fucking speed demon pretty much you're here but like it's Like, just don't do that. Just like. People are just very stupid, man. I've, I've had my fun. I don't have any children.

Because I just, I can't. I can't do it. Not yet. You know what I mean? The thing is that, that's the, our problem is that we're never going to have that yet, because the world's never going to be good enough for us to be like,

we can do this. That's very, you're very right about that because I've even thought about my age and, and like all this stuff where I'm inching towards. And, you know, I'm going to talk about this fuck I might even put a bumper at the beginning of the podcast we'll see

because I just need to talk about like say my situation with my ball and chain over here you know so yeah how are you doing like that little blonde shoes and stuff I think is Chris like trying to kill himself I'm not sure what's happened Shut up

What are you doing to my light bro? I feel like he's getting ready to hang himself and that would be actually really hilarious That'd be we'd get a ton of you It's the boost me We need. We need a ton of views. But we want to, I remember somebody,

Blink 1A2 once got in trouble because a kid like hung himself to the Adam song. And I feel like, I think, I think that needs to happen again. That's not funny. I'm sorry I laughed at that. I'm sorry I laughed at that. Like, I got up work with your game. Chris, what are you doing? I'm playing the song.

So I'm sorry. It's not load bearing. So to go back. It's not load. freaking the whole This is this is We're not We've been back into an old topic

But I think that is literally Why the whole That law got passed I think What are you saying what? That Roe v. Way thing is because people Aren't having kids anymore

Our generation So they're just trying to force Motherfunkers? Yeah so they have The people that run the country For them To pay for the country being ran It's definitely

It's definitely I feel like It's definitely a huge part of it Man They're like I like the optimism No no no no No, no, no, no, no, no, it does a bunch of fuck shit while doing that.

But I think it's because, like, these are all pieces of the bigger puzzle to do it. No, I feel like it's an optimistic point of view because there's logic in it. Like, I feel like that logic is like, oh, at least you're thinking that there's a logical reason why they did this. No, it's literally just theocracy. That's it. What are you doing, Chris? Why are you playing with everything in my closet, you psychopath? I'm not doing anything.

There's motherfuckers checked out. He's like, yeah, this podcast. Yeah, you know, I'm just. I'm just a proper background. I got to do something. All right. Let's get another question. Yeah, let's do it, guys.

A question from Level 1, greeting chuckle fucks. So let's say that for a whole day, you can control any one Twitter account of your choosing. Nothing you say will get banned, and the accounts owner will take full responsibility with what you say. What account do you steal and what do you do with it?

Oh, that's such a silly question. That's crazy. I love it. That's ridiculous. I feel like there's only one. obvious answer. Who's your obvious? The president.

If the president had to, I would be like, hey, I'd just like enact what, like some insane, I would just tweet something like an insanely radical policy. It's like, hey, guess what? Red's free for the next five years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Free healthcare.

Free health care is now in effect. It was just like, well, if they have to take, I would tweet like, breaking news, real dick pills that actually makes your dick grow three inches as been approved by the FDA. And then I would show this stuff. I would tweet a dick pick up.

You'd tweet a dick pickup, even though you're no body to be your black penis. And he's bided it is my tis. Your black penis. That's fucking ridiculous. That'd be so fucking excellent. That'd be great because I would love to be like, oh yeah, like rents free for the next four years.

No worry. No, or like universal income is now a thing. Every American will be receiving $5,000. a month. Damn, $5,000? We got, we have the money

for that. But, I mean, of course. We literally could do it. That's what's so sad. That'd be crazy. That'd be crazy. That'd be crazy.

Because then that'd be like, oh shit, I don't have to worry anymore. You can just relax. You just like, oh, man, just curl up like that. I mean,

I like what you're doing. I like it. But I would, I would, you're right about the president's, uh, Twitter account, but I would,

turn the president's account into Trump, right? I would turn Biden's account into Trump and be like, I beat this old bitch ass up. I beat this this slow, this sloppy fucking weak ass pussy up. And I took back the throne.

And I would just see all the people that would be like, he did it. It's time. And then I'll tell him, we're all converging. We're all, we're going to take back America and, um, what's like in, uh, in, uh, Chernobyl? Everybody, Everybody converge.

We're all meeting up at Chernobyl. Or three mile island or something. We're all meeting up on a very highly radiated place. You're like a... Chernobyl me up. We're all meeting up. We're all going to march. We're going to march for America in Fukushima.

Just people stumbling into the elephant's foot like it's no big deal. Just exploring it. I just... I just had another. idea. Elon Musk, I would take his Twitter account. That was going to be my original thought. I thought. Elon Musk and I would

say this is my next venture. And I would tweet out the link to the Snark Tank page out. Oh my God, yes. Dude. Ultimate con. We'd be so set. We'd be so set for, we could

retire that day, bro. Oh, yeah. Elon most loves this. The most be a Amazing. It was to be fucking the best. But the problem is that we can only do like maybe like three more weeks of that show because like the audience in flux would be like so terrible. Like it would be like the most annoying piece. It's like what do you think about Doge? You guys do talk about Doge coin.

I would do it. I'd talk about Doge coin. I didn't salt it. I already got my money. He was so funny on SNL, wasn't he? Yeah. I don't think I would do with that. I think I were the most.

I saw a couple of people fucking defending him. It was crazy. That's wild. I saw people saying it was the only good episode. That's crazy. Guys, guys, it's okay for somebody that you like to not be all that fantastic. And you can still like him. Like, it's actually very easy to do that.

That's great. But it's not, though. It goes back to what we were just talking about. I know. I know. It must be like the inability to accept flaws in the people that you, the people that you respect and idolize because then that like somehow reflects on you, I guess. it's like oh

something like that no if I like him a lot and if he sucks then I suck but I don't suck so he's amazing it's kind of like that like back and forth

logic train where it's like it's totally fine Elon's kind of an idiot he's very he's very wise of his purchases and investments but he's also kind of dumb

and that's fine that's okay Christ how it's I just feel like shouldn't like especially a lot of a lot of the conservatives I love him

I always feel like shouldn't you be insulted that like he came out as Republican right as the sex scandal was happening. Yeah, right. Because he knew you would protect him. Doesn't that say anything about you? If I were Elon just to really stoke the plans, it would have been like I, if I really believe that, if I believe all the stuff that he said, I would be like, by the way, I'm very liberal

and these are all of my positions. And I would list just every single liberal position. Because then it would just be like a huge, that would be genuine troll behavior. because then it's like, what the fuck is this? Like, who is it? It would be really irresponsible because he's incredibly popular. But, right?

Be way better than just like, I do agree with it. It's like, it's a weird choice to just be like, yeah, I was on fucking, I partake in the young flesh. That's. I'm also conservative. Hell yeah, dude.

Oh, very bizarre thing. My reatsu. My spirit just dies hearing that. My spirit just burned out when you said that. Move on to that. What's the next one? I was a fighter and. that moment.

I lost. I miss the apartheid. I miss the days of... Look, look, man. What's so wrong with two races having different fucking water fountains? Like, come on, man.

Like, stop tripping. My guy. I have my own water fountain, and it's pretty nice. You should try having your own water fountains. My guy, come down. You get to drink from your water fountain. Okay.

A question from I love FOV Sliders. It's a master chief, Shepard, and insert Sweeney's protagonist's favorite from his favorite video game. Redder Ademption 2 would greatly improve from including the breath of the wild tree climbing. What's another game that would improve by borrowing

and mechanic? I don't think you would improve from that at all. I would That would thrust the game into like so much more of the realistic shit that they're trying to do. Like if you could just climb shit like

I mean it would be hilarious. The cell of stuff like that though that's the thing. It would be... Look all hard. Look how I am, Dutch. Dutch, I'm in the sky now, Dutch. I'm flying, Dutch. I'm flying.

Look at my paraglider, Dutch. Oh, no, my meter's going down, Dutch. Shit. Michael! I can't hang on anymore. God damn you, Michael. Oh, my God. Sure.

I got a plan, author. You climb that mountain and there's bound to be gold up there. it's just fucking immediately just not realistic anymore at all like not help at all no no disrespect to the game like I respect it I mean I was in like a DLC

where they just put a bunch of weird mechanics it out of me down like just with a DLC yeah why not right just yeah like the way they did Undead Nightmare you know yeah exactly that'd be amazing

I don't know man like I think my dream game is always been destiny and no man sky put together. Like I wish, like I wish I could fly onto a planet land and then hop out of my ship and it's destiny. Like, I fucking... That'd be cool.

I was dreaming about that game for years. That was what I thought destiny was going to be and then it wasn't. But it's like, uh, no man's guy was even less. But I just remember just feeling like, man, that wouldn't that be so sick to just like actually like feel like you're like a space pirate or like whatever the fuck you want to be like, oh, I'm going to land in the middle of, like, future radioactive New York City, and I'm going to land on, like, the Empire Stave building. I'm going to jump off, and it's going to be this beautiful fucking world,

and I can fight, like, genuine, genuinely well-done FPS combat on it, and it's all fun, and it's all cool, and it's all really well-paced. That'd be fucking amazing. But alas... Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray-and-tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections

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man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I don't even think that's possible, so. I would like, I would really, looking forward to a game, some sort of like open world game to also take the rivalry mechanic from shadows of war. Oh, the, the nemesis system? Yeah, like that shit. That shit was awesome.

That's fun, yeah. Do you remember, were you there with me when that one, like, I was in that fight with that one guy for a really, really long time? And then he got the upper hand and he knocked me down. And then some other guy. Killed him. Finished him off. He chopped his head off.

I was, I've never. that was such a mind-blowing moment in video games, I was like, did the AI, I was just saved by an enemy AI that just hated this guy. It just so happened to see he was weak from my fight with him and he killed him. That's fucking amazing.

There's a compilation where it happens like four times, bro. That's so cool. I was like, what the fuck is this? But, yeah, I don't know. There's a lot of mechanics that can be in other games that'd be pretty cool. Like, let's say walking and reloading in like a lot of Resident Evil games prior to the recent one.

What else? If Halo had, what would be cool if Halo had? If Halo had the things that Halo used to have. Oh. I would just love if Skyrim had, like, hack and slash fucking features, man. Yeah.

When you're fucking, like, dual-wielding, like, swords and shit, like, I want some fucking dope-ass combos. Like, just, like, I get, like, you know, it's just the same thing where I'm like, man, imagine if you could really fucking, they fleshed out. something, you know, it'd be a lot of work, but God damn, it feels like fucking Dynasty Warriors type of fucking

combos. If they took, if they took the Dragon Age, if they took the old, the old bio-ware level of companionship things, like how genuinely being friends of someone on your team, like really helps you on YouTube face at the end of the game, and they put that in like any other game. Like any game ever, it'd be a great game. just like oh man my companions are like actually for real my boys i don't want them to be

yeah they did a yeah they did a really good job with that was all of them dude every single game it like they did it good with um dragon age um mass effect culture like all of them were just like hey that was just yeah focus heavy on that focus heavy on that shit which people are like yeah this is what like this is what rpg means to me this like this is some like real role playing shit and I actually feel like these people are real. Like I feel like these people actually mean something to me. It's, it's the shit that like, if you're playing D&D, right, and your character is constantly an asshole to one of the other teammates, he's not going to help you like when shit hits

the face. And I'm like, oh, I'm probably going to look this guy die. I don't need him with. You know, this guy, my friend gets right another sheet. But at moments where you're like you're constantly helping you're fostering like a real teammate, like a real allies, like your kinship, you know it helps. So I really like the idea, especially mass effect. too, it does a great job dealing with your allies.

Like really, really, really good. Like, Garris' whole entire extended story is amazing. I also want to marry. Yeah, that's really fun. Yeah, I already told you guys that, you know, if I got, I'm sorry, but I have to let Garris go and, um, suicide mission. I had to let him, I let the bugs take them. I have to let the bugs take them because.

You let us, listen. So this, listen, the first time I did it. Okay, here we go. It's so hot. It is so insanely hot in this room. Look at those milk duds. Oh, thanks, man. I've been working hard on them.

Working hard on my nipples. He work on your nipples. You can isolate them. Yeah. We got time for one more question. We got one more in us before Chris melts into a pool of fucking, I don't know, fucking sassone and fucking finial. You guys don't have like a silent fan or one of those.

Fans that like, you know, he's got it. Oh, good. But I had to get it because I would have died in here. Yeah, he's closer to the window, so I felt like it just made sense for him to have a fan. All right. We got one more. It says, so the question is from Sweeney Loki Gobbles Corpul Cock on anything that's D&D and Marvel Star Wars. But who cares of 2020?

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you'd be like oh no it's starting you know what I mean what's time to get a vager or something well you know you don't I mean morning

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Yeah, I don't like that at all. That, that is that the last question? No. Let's do one more. So, that's a terrible last question.

I don't, I don't know if it's a case. Inside, we both know what's going on, going on. We know the game. we're playing and what you're doing. That's the name of the answer.

I don't know. Okay, okay. Welcome to my hell. Hey, Dick, Dicker, and Dickus. What game do you want to see in the PlayStation Cat on Classic Catalog? Legacy of Kane Soul Reaver. That's probably the best one. Passivance is in a night, maybe.

That would be a good. I bought all the legacy of Kane games. Oh, really? Where? For like one or two bucks Um What the fuck? Was it,

was it, um, Green Man gaming or? Wait, like the physical copies? Oh no. Wait, I don't know.

Wait, I don't understand. Wait, but, no, no, not physical. You can down,

I was just like, yeah, you can, you can play, you can play those games on Steam if you want. Legacy of Kane's Soul Reaver is on Steam? Yes,

I have, I have, I have, I have, I have, and I have, I have like the whole catalog. What the fuck? I can't remember

if it was Green Man gaming or if I was a which website, but they were all like just a dollar or something. They're all like a buck. Because like if, because some things don't show up on the marketplace, let me sure you put a code and you can get to like a bunch of games.

What the fuck? If Legacy of Kane's Soul Reaver is on Steam. I mean, it's in my Steam library. I didn't buy it on Steam, but you know, I used a Steam code. It was definitely a Steam. Legacy of Kane's Soul Reader. What the fuck?

Why the fuck is Cuphead updating without my consent? This game may contain content. not appropriate for all ages. Yes. I understand. Yeah, so I got Legacy of Cain Defiance, Legacy of Cain, Soul Revereval 2. Oh, fuck you!

No! Damn it! So it's on Steam, for some reason. So, like, Legacy of Cain Soul Reaver is on Steam, and it says, add to your wish list. There's no price on it. It says, notice, Square Enix has temporarily removed this title from sale to work on some important updates. Please check back soon.

But it doesn't say when It doesn't say when that update was posted. So that could be like from like five years ago. It's probably from like five years ago. God fucking damn it. You probably need to go. That's hilarious. What?

That is fucking infuriating. That's how it be guys. Yeah, I wouldn't know because I haven't, I haven't, I just, I bought the shit. And then it was kind of like say when they fucked with the, what was it? Rockstar fucked with the, uh, the Granthofados that were, they were like, if you fucking do anything like you won't, don't fuck with your game. because you won't be able to play it anymore once you, like, yeah, yeah, do something to it or whatever. It was like some of that, some bullshit like that.

So I never did anything to it, so I know I can't play it either. That's frustrating. That's hilarious. Whatever. All right. But whatever. At least you can play a, you can play. You can, at the page.

At least you can look at the page. Yeah, yeah. That's always nice. That's good. That's a good trade off. The page is, it's a nice page, honestly. It looks, you know, when I saw it, I foolishly thought it was for sale.

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It's a satisfying meal with 28 grams of protein and nothing artificial. Healthy Choice Simply Steamers. What having it all tastes like. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

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