The Snark Tank - #122: BatTiger

Episode Date: August 22, 2022

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Tesco, every little helps. Terms and conditions apply. Welcome to the Snart Tank podcast. Today it is just me and Derek. we got another jot on the Dark Tank podcast. Chris is about to move to California again. Redo for the comeback out West. So it will just be me and him today.

This pussy can't make up his mind, man. Damn, bro. He's like, wang, wang, I miss home, wha. I miss home, wang, when. I miss California now. I miss California, where. Just quick information, kids, don't be a bitch. Every time you're a bitch, you get made fun of because you're a bitch.

Yeah. Can't be a bitch-ass nigger, man. You can't fucking. Look, look. I'll be honest, I moved around a little bit too. I moved around a little bit too. I'm in Vegas right now, but it's just because it's, you know, money. It's just money.

It's, things are just cheaper out here. I'd rather burn in hell and live in, and not a shack. You know what I mean? Yeah, fuck, fuck Vegas. I couldn't do it. I was there for a week and I was like, I don't like this place. I don't like it here. Look, man, I don't go out that much anyway, so it's fine, right?

It's fine. And then the thing is, it's cheap enough to where you can just keep the AC on at 72 degrees all day. You know what I mean? I wish my AC work. This is my last week in this apartment. I got three more days and I'm finally off this bitch. So that means I could finally, I haven't been able to do. Last night I woke up and it was so hot.

I just held my head for an hour. In my bedroom, it is at least 110 degrees right now. At least, bro. It's so hot that I don't even sweat that much anymore. I'm just like, yeah, you know. I mean, you might as well be in Vegas. That's like the average temperature outside. Bro, I am so ready.

I'm so ready. I'm so ready to not live here anymore. It's crazy, bro. Sweetie is ready. I am ready. All right, welcome to the Dark Tank. We are going to do something a little different today, all right? Me and Derek have greed to not a single use of the N-word today.

Not one use in this episode. We will get through it. You see these eyes? Not one use. We'll see if it a... And there's got to be, there's got to be, So if we fail. Oh, no.

There's got to be something. There's something's got to happen when we fail. I don't know. We'll eat like, uh, we'll let you go. We'll let you guys decide, I guess. Okay. But nothing crazy. I'm not going to fail because I know because I only say the N word comedically.

In fact, in my own time, I'd never say that word out loud. I don't even think it often. No, I didn't, I didn't grow up with the N word. I didn't have a household that harbored that word. Yeah. So it definitely is for emphasis and comedic. the fact. I agree. I totally agree. I know that because I remember when I first started using, I didn't use

it well. And my black friends would be like, yo, that's not how you say it. There's no R at the end, bro. Stop saying the R. I was like, whoa, really? There's no R. That's the way it's written in all the books. What's up? My hard R?

What's up? Like, whoa, whoa. What the fuck? But also today, we have no news. There's nothing happening. The world is at a stand still. I know. And you know on this podcast.

I know that at the end, at the end of this podcast, it's going to be like Joe Biden. No, Joe Biden's wife got COVID. I think that happened, right? Oh, Jill got COVID now. Did Jill get COVID? I think she got COVID.

Is her name Jill, or did I just make that up? I'm like her name is Joe Biden. Yeah. Yeah, I think it is. I just, I also feel like, oh, yeah, no, it's, yeah, I typed in Jill,

and the first thing came up as Biden. So, um, yeah, oh, you know what some good news? We can talk about a little bit of, yeah, because whatever, Joe Biden, they're all, they all have the money and stuff. They won't die from COVID. They got the monoclonal antibodies and stuff that rich people get. You know, you remember, like, and the rich, all these people thought like, because Joe was, Joe Rogan was like, I took everything and everyone just focused on the horse paste. Yeah.

The, the, Ivermectin, remember that? Yeah. But it was like, everyone missed that it was the thing that's worth thousands of dollars, the monoclon antibodies that gives you fucking, you know, and, uh, and, uh, uh, genetically engineered antibodies that whoops COVID's ass and no one focused on that. I was like, that's hilarious.

Because the horse shit was funnier. The horse shit was funnier. It was why. It was, yeah, but it wasn't funny. They thought it was real, though.

They were like, that's the shit I need to take. I need to take that. I'm like, and then people were trying to tell them, are you sure it's not the thing? The human version of it? The human regulated version?

The human thing. And then they're like, no, I'm going to grow to my local grocery store and go, go to the, animal pet aisle I can't deal

I can't deal with American bro can you believe we have it's like the dumbest kill the playground with the biggest gun bro with a fucking chopper brother bro

we are just this country is in it's funny it's in shambles it were just such or just so far from what we were like 15 years ago

education wise. We were at least half decently. We were dumb then, but we weren't like, like, we're wild now. Like America's like a zoo. It's like, what the fuck? You see all sorts of raises of people, all of them doing wild shit.

It's like, what is going on here? It's getting a little bit out of hand. It's get a little bit out of hand. But I mean, it's, it. Yeah, I would enjoy it if I didn't. Like if I, if I was watching, like, imagine the rest of the world. They're having a good time watching us. Jambery, bro.

On the outside, looking in, they're having a great fucking time. Like, this is awesome, you know. Also, I got to, I got to, I got to say, you sent me a video that I wasn't happy about seeing. You know, you said it was funny, and it didn't funny to me. That's one. You sent me a picture of a monkey jumping out of a tree and falling to its death. It didn't die. It did not die.

It did not die, Derek. So how do you know it? didn't die. Because it got, I did not die from the fall initially. Well, see, but see, it might have crawled to its death somewhere quiet was what made it not funny to me. It was so funny. It was so funny. It moved afterwards. No, made it funny. So you're telling me that it just suffered and then died. What made it funny. It was so first and foremost, it's, uh, it's somewhere where the obviously fermented fruit happened. Monkeys eat fermented fruit because it smells good and it's so sweet, you know, that shit, then they get drunk.

What happened is that the monkey got drunk and tried to jump from a really high branch and just popped on the floor. Monkeys are not heavy enough or big enough to really shatter their shit when they fall to the ground. They can hurt themselves. They're not like enough to really be like if a person jump from a tree that high. A person, when he hits that ground, that's it. That's those broken ankles, ribs, arms, and shit like that. So the funny part is the monkey gets up so slowly and just walks off. That's why I'm like, that's why when it says the title, since it says it's death,

I'm like, I just assumed that, oh, then I guess it died afterwards. I'm like, how's this funny? Nah, he didn't die, bro. He just hurt. I pictured that it was if it literally just plopped and then was just out, I think that would have been funny to me. I'm like, Jesus Christ, it just instant instant death. Like, to me, that is kind of funny, but the fact that, like, there's a possibility.

I always says he falls to his death. Yeah, because that's what it says, the thing, so I was like, to me, it implies that the thing died later, and I was like, damn, this is funny. This motherfucker was like, oh, shit. And then it was crawling, and it's like, then probably they watched it and filmed it,

like, oh, that's hilarious. And look at it's dying. Oh, sick, it's dying. Nice. as this monkey looks over at you and all it wants is help and all you're just laughing at it so look at you

poor monkey whatever though I mean monkeys man I've seen I think I've seen a what was it I forgot what kind of animal it might have been a bear

how did this happen though because I don't think bears of monkeys usually exist in the same areas now usually I feel like bears are more like up here. No, I saw something, it might have been some type of cross-contamination of species or whatever, some bullshit, something happened. But I think I remember, or maybe somebody was just telling me the story about like a,

no, no, no, no, I'm getting things mixed up. I'm thinking about bears eating humans. And what I'm actually thinking about is a chimpanzee eating a monkey. And it was fucking terrible. It was like the worst thing that I've seen. It's a little too close to home. It's a little too close to home. It was so like just like casually eating the monkey while I was alive.

And I'm like, this is the worst thing ever. I've seen videos recently. It's actually really horrifying. People in South America like chilling at like a barbecue or something like that. Something happening. And then just hippos running through fucking it up. And I'm like, what the fuck are hippos doing South America? Apparently some rich asshole bought a bunch of hippos.

They got out of where they're in containment was. and now there's an actual hippo population in South America, which is insane. Why do people do shit like that? Because they're rich and bored. That's all it is. What we could do is honestly, we could get hippos and probably put them in like the bayou and shit.

And it would be hippos in America. But you're not supposed to do that, though, because now there's just another big creature running around fucking up the ecosystem. Fucking things up. Dude, hippos don't fuck around, man. The hippos are not to be joked with, bro. They've seen them, but yeah. I don't think they look cute even.

I think they look like problems. They look like, oh, that's a, that's a troublemaker right there, man. But at least doesn't look like some type of predator, right? It doesn't look like, it doesn't look like terrifying when you see hippo. Like maybe the mass of it kind of will startle you, but it doesn't at least look like the little beady little eyes and their big ass fucking face. Like this kind of look like goofy. They look silly. They look silly.

Yeah. I'll give you that. I was also watching another video with talking about animals, the funniest shit ever. There was this video of this lady who was like, oh, yeah, our dogs outside playing with another doggy. It's another doggy. And she was like, no one in the genre has a dog. She goes outside and her dog is playing with a young bear. Yes.

This is a bear. It's a little bear running around playing tag, I guess, with the dog. And then the mother bear comes. this old mom being like, get out of here, like trying to shoot this older white lady yelling at this bear and her granddaughter's like, Grandma, we have to get inside. That's a bear. Grandma, you can't scare off a bear.

But her white, her white garb, her power. Her white, her white woman in unaccountability nature shine through. And she was just like, no, this is my house. This bear has no business being over here. She's yelling at it. And her granddaughter's screaming, Grandma, please get inside the house. That's a bear.

And a bear roar at her. She eventually came inside. But it's like that armor, bro, they throw up real quick. What do you mean? What's going on here? You have no right. You have no right. It's a bear.

It's a bear. They walk up to, they walk up the things that have nothing to do with them. What are you doing here? Where do you live here? Sure. Show me your ID. Man, why do I have to show you might miss? Miss, you walked on to my property.

I literally just saw a video of that. Like a guy just moved into a house. A brother moved into a house two weeks for two weeks. And then he's parked pretty much in front of his house. And then this chick rolls by and then backs up. Like, hey, I know the people that live here. like, no you don't. Like they don't live here anymore kind of a thing.

Obviously, you know, like they don't live here. I live here. This is my house. Calls the cops. And it was just such an unnecessary like, why is it not possible that somebody that you casually knew moved and then somebody else can't move into the house? They're like, no. You couldn't know them well if you didn't know they were moving.

It's, dude. First of all, there's, it's that. And then like the fact that they just dark skin, like, they must be up to no good. I'm like, dude's chilling. and he's not doing anything. Like, if you see a guy with a ski mask on and doing some shady shit, then call. You know, call somebody, you know, like call somebody, be like, hey, you know, like this, this looks, this looks like they're acting up again. You know, like that group of people, they're doing what they do.

You know, you call, you know, you get involved. You see, make sure shit is not out of hand. But what is just some guy just chilling like, hey, what's going on? I'm in front of my house. No, you're not. Show me your information. There's one time I swear to God, I have locked myself out of my house, and I called the cops and I lived upside New York. I lived in a nice house, and I was a fucking little grungy-ass bad kid, and they were like, who lives here?

And I was like, I do. Are you sure about that? And I was like, yes, there's pictures of me in that house. You didn't put them up real quick? Excuse me? You think I went inside this random house, decorated it with my family's. stuff just to have you open me open up so I could be inside of here. But it's like you were already in the house.

Not wasn't, I was outside the house. No, but what I mean is if you put pictures of yourself in the house, you've already gotten in there. I literally got questioned like that. My grandma was like, next time just don't call the cops. Just wait until we show back up. Go to one of your friend's houses. And I was like, all right, I guess. I didn't want to go through a window.

I would have went through a window. That would have been worse because someone would have called the cops on me. they would have came in like a SWAT team and I would have been dead I would have been a fucking I would have been a mistake with shot like oh get on the ground I'm like I'm sleeping

and they would have shot it killed me in your bed clearly with fucking posters of you and your family and shit all over with a teddy bear snuggled up you open your eye and then a fucking barrel is just a white flash

The scariest thing ever You open Turn over And there's these Full Swat One of them standing on your bed Aiming at you You're just like

He fucking And he politely Like just gets on it Casually to not wake you up He gets casually on your bed He's that much of a person to take Like he's like I'm not gonna wake him up

I'm not an asshole I'm not an asshole I'm a murderer But I'm not an asshole quietly blows your head off All right, we neutralize the threat You mean that kid that lived there? What do you mean?

What do you say? And then your fucking grandma shows up And they're like, all right, go, we took care of that villainous rat bastard That was sleeping in your son's bed or whatever. I don't care. And here, call this number so they can clean up the body.

But just know this. You have to foot the bill. You got to pay for this I'm sorry Which is apparently is a thing It's like No way If there's a dead body in your house

And then you know You need people to clean up like human waste and remains That you have to pay for it Apparently that's real And I was like I just can't accept that The planet is so fucking Everything's wrong bro Nothing's right

Everything is just in its worst state All the time I can't believe That is very insult to injury That's like the worst thing Like not only did somebody die in your house Now you got You better get in there

You better clean that shit the fuck up You better tie you that shit the fuck up bitch I was on But doesn't make sense to me though Because like this is what I've Now maybe maybe that was wrong information But I've heard that it was real Just because of how absurd it sounds

Because it's like Okay what if I refuse Can I clean it up myself Can I clean up a body myself? The moment I realize that if someone robs your home and you shoot them but you don't kill them, they could potentially feign excessive force and then get you in trouble afterwards, blew my mind. Like, I was like, what? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because I think, I think lots of times people use excessive force

pretty often. And I agree that's a thing. But if someone breaks into your house, that's already like, yo, you're already, you're already encroaching, bro. You're already, you. It's like if somebody breaks the house, your dog mango hurts them and they get your dog put down. That, that, like, I've heard stories like that.

I'm trying to look something up. Um, like, I want that dog. I wanted to make sure that. I want that dog dead. Gas that dog. I want that dog fucking dead.

You're like, nah, man. Seriously, stop. Like, nah. I want that dog fucking dead. Kill his dog. It needs to go. and he'll kill his fucking dog

60 flashbangs at it just to be sure 60 flashbangs at this dog I want this dog I want this dog that have so much light around it that it hurts him I want this dog drowning in light like it I mean I feel like

yeah like maybe a couple would do the job just for a little dog but you just they just bring they just back a truck that just has just nothing most They trap your dog in its dog house They just keep throwing flashbang inside the dog house It's one after another

After another after another after another Your dog's got the worst migraine ever Your dog is blind, deaf and dumb afterwards Yeah your dog's completely R-Wordid It's done That dog's not a dog anymore I don't even know what it is Completely R-worded

That dog's fucking Pluto now It morphed It's fucking, it's now, it's, it's what, like, can Pluto like, wait, does it, okay, I'm sure people have had this conversation plenty of times, but Pluto in that universe, isn't he just a feral human technically? Well, like, isn't he just like, would it be like, wouldn't it be like keeping a human, a feral human as a pet in that universe? Well, he's not feral, you know? But, I mean, he kind of is. He's not domestic. He's relatively intelligent, you know.

He's an intelligent dog. Okay, fair enough. But okay, but you kind of get what I'm saying, though, because Goofy exists in that same universe. Goofy's a dog. So it's like, what's going on here? Like, how, why is- He's a dog? Yeah, I know.

So why is Pluto a dog? I feel like they're interacting with each other must be wild. where there's some moments where goofies are sitting down talking and he looks up and he's just like, and they're like they meet eye to eye and it's like a weird like, this weird music playing while they're staring into. They're like, oh my God. Mickey, why do you have one of my people on a leash in your house?

Because you're inferior. you're, huh. Oh, got it. No reason. Goof to son. Don't worry about it. I don't like your kind. I don't like your kind.

I don't like your kind, Goofy. I'm going to get your son next. I'm going to get your son next. Max is next. He gets Max. Maxi. He lobotomizes him and he turns him into like just because like what is goofy? I mean, Goofy's their dogs, right?

Goofy is a dog. So Pluto's a fucking Like something's wrong here in this universe So what happened To where Goofy's just like a dog in our universe Is he from a different universe? Is that what that is? You're asking serious questions right now

You're asking like real questions right now And that's hilarious to me You're asking like real questions This shit's not supposed to go down like this man This shit's not adding the fuck up dude this thing adding up all right Hey yo random random

uh random uh random thought or like kind of um topic to to transition to but I was uh looking at and I was interested in uh

Jeanette McCurdy's memoirs have you heard about her I've heard about it I've heard that it's exists yeah I heard that it's exists yeah I heard that it's kind of like you know kind of wild the shit that her mom did and everything

and then they talk a little bit about that that dude Dan Snyder, the guy that produced all those Nickelodeon shows and he's back in outside and it made me think how is this guy not in fucking you know for a fact this is like, look it,

it comes for us all right? There's a movie called, I mentioned the last podcast, The Night Comes for Us or I mentioned it, it was the one with the, we did with Elvis the Alien,

the night comes for us, which I think is just it just means the night I think it actually means death yeah right I think yeah so I think that's just the thing you know it's just oh yeah it comes for us all and and in that same way the night comes for us is a thing for all these predator predators too yeah where they're all getting got because I was like how the fuck when all this shit started happening how is Vince McMahon not getting got I was so shocked me and my boys were talking about well Vince Vince Vince had the first of the You're retired, though.

Now, they finally. Years later, though, when all this stuff started coming out, I was like, how is Vince not on top of the list? I was like, this guy's a notorious pervert and has done a bunch of crazy shit. He does crazy shit. How's his character? We've seen him do crazy shit. Imagine what he's done behind closed doors.

I've seen this man go buck. Imagine in his house. There's probably shit that of fucking. That'll make you make you just. sit down and be like, whoa. I didn't even know you could do this. This guy is really just misbehaving, huh? Look at him.

Look at him. Look at him. Go. He's just out here destroying this. He was like fucking, he was like grabbing like two, two female wrestlers and like putting like his arms up their asses and using them as boxing gloves. He's just like fucking like, I. He beats the fuck out of another female wrestler. And it's like, what the fuck? Vince, Vince, what are you doing? Triple H walks in. He's like, Vince, what the fuck are you doing, Vince?

Get your head out there fucking asses, Vince. Vince, give me your fucking, give me your checkbook. I'll take care of this. And the motherfucker's just writes a fat check. That'll take care of it. Here's to fix your ass and your face. and for your silence. Triple H's,

Triple H have the clean, Triple H is the best cleanup man ever. He's just like, he's like, I can't keep doing this, man. Vince, this is out of hand, Vince. When do he retire?

When did Triple H retire? Well, he officially, officially retired like a year or two ago because he had a heart surgery. He had like a little minor heart attack or something. And that's when he officially officially, is like,

I'm not going to wrestle anymore. He's just going to be like involved in the business, right? But I feel like maybe he got a heart attack because this shit was getting to him, man. Because I'm telling you, what the Me Too movement kind of started at like the tail end of 2017 early 2018. And I was just like, okay. Not. Not definitely 2016. Nah.

It started 2016, right? Nah, not Me Too. Not the hashtag. If you look at the origin of the hashtag Me Too, like say when the first remnants of a start a cat, it was like early 2018 when the Me Too movement was like its thing. Like, let me see. I'm going to put, let's put a Me Too movement timelines good. Let's see. So October 2017, the Moodoo, the Me Too hashtag.

Yeah, Alyssa Milano, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. So I remember it was, I remember it took off like wildfire in 2018, but it was like early 2017 when people started talking about it first. But it might have maybe started in, in earlier, but it didn't, at least it didn't, it wasn't culturally a thing until 2017. 17, 2018. But maybe it was like reminets because, you know, of course, all I'm seeing is though

somebody filed a claim in 2015, but that didn't like, nothing came of it. And it says October 16, 27. Yeah, the hashtag me two things was October 2017 is saying. Anyway. But like when that first started happening, when he started seeing like all these people started getting fucked with and Harvey Weinstein and all those. people and I thought come on fucking

where's Vince Vince is on the top of the list and it took years did this finally happen bro and just showing you how like good of a job probably doing it up he's like he can only do so much though he's only human right because he couldn't

could keep the cat on the back for that long so now Dan Schneider I'm like what is going on because she mentioned him again we've already known about his fucker his his degeneracy and I'm just shocked at like the powers that

like he's still I guess being protected he's fucking he's he's he's he's a fucking he's part of some sort of cult with magic where people can accuse him of things and he's just like nah and what is it with like

why is it always these like Harvey Weinstein and dad Schneider they're just they're so gross like they're just gross that's why they're gross That's why they look like that's why. That's why they look like that's very true. They look like Jabba the Hut but human.

And I get it. You know, it's fucking they're gross. That's why they, it's them, you know. People that look as beautiful as me don't need to do so like that. They're beautiful.

I can just walk out and be like, hey, mate with me, woman, they'll be like, yeah. You know, not everybody has the fucking luxury I have.

Everybody living lavish like me, beautiful. Yeah. It's complete scum lord. Just. But that's true though pretty people Well that's not true Pretty people usually suck you know

They they they do a lot I think of like Often soft and horrible There's like the two sides of the coin Because there's like the uh What's it American Psycho Type of good Slick back hair

Good looking guy that's just a complete You know there's that guy And then there's then the under him Is just the um I finally saw a Top Gun Maverick Did you see that movie? I have not seen a new one Yeah it's uh,

You don't need to. I heard it was good though. It was pretty good. Yeah, but it was hyped. So let me tell you this. I'm so upset about this and I knew what was going to happen. I always keep telling myself to trust my instincts. Me and Jojo were like for the longest time.

Like, dude, people have been praising like crazy. This website where I used to watch a lot of movies, it was rated 9.5. It was one of the highest ratings of any movie that's on that fucking website. I'm like, there's no way. I'm like, there's no way it can be this good. It's just a movie about fucking Jets. it's just Jets butt-fucking each other Like there's no way

There's no way it could be that good So anyway Literally this the other day We're like This thing is taking forever For it to come out digitally Like what the hell is going on Let's just go to the theater

Finally and just see it Let's get it over with Because we've been talking about it for months And I said to myself Because this was Monday I said to myself that Watch This shit's gonna come out digitally on Tuesday

Because Tuesday is releases For movies and music a lot of times The Tuesday releases and unless it's like special, it releases on Friday. And sure enough, we saw it and the next day. Came on a duty? I was so fucking upset. I spent, you know, 20-something and then on popcorn.

I probably spent like $30 to watch this movie. And I was like, yeah, that was a movie. It was fun, but it wasn't like, I'm not watching it again. I'm not watching it again. I might watch it. No, you should go ahead and see it. But it's not like, the way people were describing it.

People that aren't like idiots to me, they were like, man, that was fucking great. And I watched it. I'm like, that was fine. That was good. But it's not, it's a movie that I would never watch twice. It's one of those type of movies. I'm like, I was good, but I'll never watch it again, you know, which that doesn't mean the movie's bad or anything.

It just means that it was fine and it never needs to be watched again. And it was, I saw a bunch of, you know, conservative good old boys that really liked it. And I just understand why because they're like, oh, there's no wokenness in it. nothing. I'm like, okay, whatever. There was nothing in the movie. It was built for them, that's line. The movie was completely safe.

It's one of the safest movies I've ever watched in my life. It's a very, like, it's basically as safe as a, you know, it's, you know, it's a less safer movie than Top Gun Maverick? Remember the Titans? Oh my God. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Remember the Titans is more controversial. Remember the Titans is like, it's like America, Disney movie. movie. It's like America's a movie. It's like, oh, this movie is great, dude.

Yeah, it's a Disney movie for kids, essentially. And Topcoma Maverick is even more kid friendly than, uh,

then remember the Titans. Because remember the Titan at least tackles racism. At least it has something that's like of some substance. This is just like a, a very standard. I'm not like shitting.

I'm just saying like why they liked it so much. They just, this is a squeaky, clean, family friendly movie. You can take all your dumb ass pasty kids. to go see. Jesus Christ. You're pasty,

stupid ass kids to see this movie. You dumb, fucking, you dumb glue-colored motherfuckers. Go fucking watch this movie have a fucking jammery, right? I'm implying that they're all,

you know, they're a bunch of, they're always inside. It has nothing to do with color. You just said pasty. Derek, you or me could, you or I could never become pasty.

I'm trying to lawyer, my way out of this, sir. Okay, I'm going to stop. I'm going to stop. I get it. Yeah, they're there are cool people that are tend to be inside. That's it. They're just inside all the time. They're basement dwellers.

They're nerds. That's what I meant. I didn't mean anything about white people. There's nothing to do with that. You got a white wife now so you can be like, I'm not racist. My wife is white. I'm not racist. My wife is white.

I have nothing against. My wife is not a white devil. What do you mean? No way. I love Caucasian people. So you got to have the shield, man. You got to have the shield. Yeah, man.

My girlfriend technically counts as white, I guess. I don't know. And talking to send a census somewhere. I mean, if you look at a, no, because the way she looks, she looks like she has a lot of authentic real, like Mexico genes in her. And not like, say, you know, those Spanish niggas that fucking came up. Oh, damn it. Damn it. Derek.

Why? Derek. Derek, you come on, bro. Come on You were so close You weren't close You got at least an hour left You weren't close

You crackle How far? How far in are we? How far in are we? Come on Derek Damn it We're gonna go an hour and a half 30 minutes in

33% you got through though You got through 33% of it man I'm happy for you You did it you impressed me You impressed me Now it's up to me And that's up to me to see if I can do it All right

It's just like That that that word, it means something different. Like, Spanish N-word is connected to me. It's like saying, like, it's like, it's like there's something of like, so it just second nature. But you know those Spanish people, you know, they came, the Spanish people came over and made love. They made passionate, gentle love. There was no, there was no, you know, it was just all lovemaking.

And everybody, everyone was welcomed. There was no slaughter or genocide or nothing. But yeah, so they came over and then you see, you see, the Canello types and stuff, you know, you know, those people. Canello Alvarez. I think Canelo, I think Canelo's family is just there, either. I think they're just runners. There are just people that ran away from Europe somewhere and they ended up down there.

And that's what it is. It's a big possibility. I mean, I know, like, say, Louis C.K. His, uh, he's taking Mexican, right? Grandfather or something? Yeah, because he was born there. And I think his grandfather was super Irish or whatever. Mexican, like born in Mexico?

Yes. Um, he was, um, I know he, I know he is Mexican. I know that. His, uh, his mom is like, was Mexican was from, I think his dad was, it's one of his family members is immigrated there and then married a Mexican and then so he's, he's technically actually Mexican, even though, you know, you look at him. You're like, how? But then you say, well, look at Canelo Alvarez. Like, oh, yeah. That's true. Canelo, Canelo Alvarez is, uh, his last name is Alvarez. That is probably the most most homeland Mexican name possible, actually.

Alvarez. Alvarez is a fucking homegrown Hispanic name, and that's his and that's him, so. Yeah. So, I mean, you know, so Lily, but I say I give Lily, like I know I have a couple of friends that, my friend, my friend, Rafa, his dad

is, is just a Mexican Indian. Like, you just look at him. You're like, dude, you're fucking, you're an Indian. Like, you're like, you're literally, no one has touched your jeans at all. No one needs just the same thing It's crazy I was like what the fuck dude

If he put on feathers and shit You'd be like oh yeah You'd be like yeah yeah That's how my grandma's dad looks Yeah my grandma's dad is like He's half like Taino Puerto Rican half Spaniard But he looks like He looks like John Redcorn bro

It's like bad It's like holy shit Grandma that's your dad She's like yeah I know And I just turned out wisdom Because, in all fairness, Native American genes, they get ran over by pretty much every other kind of genes. Like, genetically, they just get, they just get chew-choo. I know a kid that was half Native American and half black.

And the only thing about him that was odd is that he had a slightly point of your nose than I did. That was it. And I was just like, he was like, I was like, who's the American is like my dad. And I saw his dad, his dad looked like a picture of a Native American. And then he's just a black kid. He's a black child. His mom, his mom completely won that fight. And then his sister looks like, like, part, like, she's just like straight hair.

So the only thing that she has is different. But other than that, she's is a black woman. He's a black woman with a broad nose, like brown, dark brown skin. And I'm just like, what happened here? And he's like, I don't know, man. It's probably going to be all gone by my kid. My kid is going to be whatever I am. Isn't that cool though?

Like whatever like you know say you and I as we sit here We know that There is a massive chance That our kids are gonna look like us And like predominantly look like us I'm massive I don't know Lily's family genetics are pretty strong Are they all got that box head bro

They all got that box head bro They all she got it too She's just a girl so you can't see she has someone chair on her head But they all got it I don't know man I hope my I hope my recessive genes don't kick in and it looks like only Hispanic. I'd be like, God, fucking damn it.

That's awesome. They look like nothing. Like, people would be like how they love at your dad. They'd have a better life. Don't get me wrong. That's fucking sad. They thrive better. They thrive better.

But like, I'd be like, damn, are you even mine? You know? My kid's going to be like immediately just like assumed to be like, oh, like, what, what league are you going into? They're not even going to be like asking if he's into sports. So are you going to play football or basketball? Because it's like, you know, just light skin. It's perfect. People just, you know, they just do the thing.

That's just what they do. That's great. It used to be a stereotype for black people, but that just became a stereotype for like mixed-place people just play sports. That's it. They just play sports. Oh, so you're going to be like, are you going to be like Patrick Mahomes or are you going to be like, it's just they're like, I don't, the motherfuckings to be like, I don't really like sports. And they're, the people aren't going to understand. I'm going to grab it.

Would you say to me? Would you say to me a little fucking fusion? you little fusion bitch you little hybrid you say me you're a little hybrid punk is it hurt he's like you're hurting me he's like I don't care from hurting you all right only half he was a person all right you better shut your damn

out that's like only half to use the person that's like fucking the school council is going to be doing that shit the motherfucker is going to see the school council the school council is going to be shaking him like like doctor

you want to be a fucking slap him you're fucking no how about how about how about you go sign up for the football camp right now you go start doing your fucking two days and I'll see

and you thank me when you make it to the Super Bowl you thank me when you get the Super Bowl and I don't watch football and then thank your dad don't think your stupid mom thank me I'm the one that sits you on this path all right? A little punk you dad's probably not even around it's like whoa whoa

you're dad's probably not going to run your dad's probably whoa I'm sitting your dad's stupid fucking podcast that loser that bitch left pussy ass bitch loser don't what is it what else what is some some some some inward guy that would be

dude if I made a collab video with you that I knew that I was like if I was making a collab at you I would definitely introduce you as some hard hour that would be so fucking funny that would be so funny but that video can't make money at all like that video is like that's something

that it has to stay between our friends. So everyone that we know would see it and laugh and you have to be okay with that. Like the masses would never see this video, but in our friend group, everyone sees it and chuckles their ass off. I have so many fun ideas like that that I, it makes me sad that I can't do them.

I can't put them online. It's unfortunate, dude. Race com, racial comedy is, it's funny. It is. It just is. But the thing is that, I mean, I understand. This is what argument comes from.

Racial comedy is funny, but you can't tell who's disingenuous or not. That's it. When there's too much of it around, anyone can just say, and say, oh, well, I'm just making a joke. And then at that moment, you're like, when do we call, what line do we start, you know, like, when is it a line? Because that's true. At a certain point, it would become, like, people that are objectively racially prejudiced or biased saying, like, wild shit. And it is funny. but for them they're like yeah

I'm I'm sorry but surely getting these ideas to their brain so they can fucking belittling these people right it's for the wrong reasons like say I can laugh at the same joke that a white supremacist would laugh at but we're laughing at it for two different reasons exactly yeah I'm laughing at it's ridiculous you think that they're laughing at because they're they find truth in that comedy exactly exactly and that

that's the big difference right there I'm like dude what most people on earth most people aren't pieces of shit they're just whatever, when they see dark comedy, which includes racial comedy, it's dark. It's fucked up. That's what makes it funny. It's supposed to be messed up. But when you don't see it as being messed up, when you think, like, I see nothing wrong

with that joke, that's just, you're just speaking facts and it's funny. And you're like, all right, we're on completely different planes right now. And it happens. You see people online that are like the way that they use the N-word and a certain, like, they use it in a way that it's not a punchline they're just saying shit you're like dude that's not funny what are you doing

chill dude I love being around those moments or like someone says something really fucking racist and you're just there and you're like whoa man that's crazy why did you say that why just why you say it's not how I believe it

oh word I got to go home I'll see you later dude get home safe Fuck, he meant that Whoa, dude Did I tell you that I might have mentioned this on the podcast before But at one time

And I didn't even feel that strongly about the N-word When I think I was like a freshman in high school And it was just more of the The implication of my friend He was being disrespectful Even though he knew he I guess he shouldn't have done it Like say people saying the inward didn't really bother me.

But I also know that, hey, it bothers a lot of people and you should know better kind of a thing. Well, yeah. Personally, like, it didn't bother me. It was like, if you said it, I'm kind of like, I don't feel a sting. But I also know that, like, you're assuming that you can just say this to me and I'm going to be cool. And I don't like that you're doing that. It was kind of a thing like that.

And so one of my closest friends, like, I told him, like, hey, like, watch your mouth. Like don't be doing that shit like like it's not don't act like just because you know it doesn't fucking bother me that you can just go willy-nilly just shooting that shit off and then so we said again and then I've only done this one time because I don't like I don't like I don't like slap my boy oh dude and it was very oh my god I've checked so many when I moved upstate when I moved upstate I don't know why all the white kids were like oh we're just going to call you the N word I'm just like why I was just so confused because I thought it was a joke that like one type of people get black friends they just think they can say it all the time i thought it was a joke for real

and then what happened is a bunch of my indian friends said it to me and any of people i didn't want to be harsh to them because they're also dark-skinned people so i saw kinship in them so for them i wouldn't immediately resort to violence i'd use my words first you know and it worked for them you know words usually work for them until you get like muslims involved then it gets crazy but but the white kids would just say and i'm like can you you not call me that please and it would say it again like I would I worked at Duncan one time there was some white kid that came in and he was he was on one already he was already off something and he called me and I was like dude can you not call me that and he was like I'll call me over the fuck I want to call you and he called me it again and I was like bro please chill out I'll give you a free donut I give you some of drink you can get out of here like I like I because I genuinely I don't I after after I turned like 17 and I was at a fight where someone drew a gun, I was like, I really don't want to fight people no more.

Like, I can't, I can't assume, I can't assume people don't have guns. So I don't want to fight people no, I was going to tell you my words to calm people down. And he said it to me again. I was like, bro, I'm, look, I'm having to get out here before I have to scorch you out of here. And he was like, yeah, we don't, I'll wait for you outside after your shift. We were heads of a tent. And I was like, all right, wait for me outside. And he waited there.

And he thought, he thought, I don't, I think he thought, I think he thought that I was going to be like, shut up, leave me alone. He waited there. We got busy. I beat him up and I went home. And my friend Chris was like, yo, dude, don't do that again. Don't fight right in front of work. And I was like, I won't. But like, did he not think I was, did he, did he not hear me? That's awesome. It's the thing that most people say they don't act. Most people aren't, because people are people don't act. That's the thing. I will don't act on what they say they're going to do. and I'm not, I'm not, I'm not saying I'm like the heart's person out there, but like, if you press me and disrespect me, I'm going to do something you do. Like, don't, like, I would never initiate being a harming somebody or being rude to somebody, but just don't, don't tempt or push me.

Because then that you're setting yourself for a problem. That's all you doing. Just don't, just don't do that. But if I ask you politely, if I polite, ask like, hey, would you mind chilling? How, how, in, how, how, how unreasonable is it for that to be asked somebody? Like how like It's just fragile egos man It is

Sometimes it's hard Sometimes it's hard to ask anybody Anything in the nicest fucking way possible You like it's And I hate that I hate having to tiptoe around people Where it's like simple things Like simple things

I'm like oh fuck If I say anything They're gonna offend it I fucking hate that shit I'm like bro just Because I'm the type of person That wants to resolve an issue Before it becomes one

I want to resolve something before it becomes an issue So like I want to come up to you And just be like as politely as possible And just speak my piece To be like yo this And then there is no problem And some people get so fucking offended They're like, oh, and I'm like, bro, how is, how is I supposed to come at you?

Am I just supposed to not say anything and just let you wild out? Oh, this let you do whatever you want. Like, how am I supposed to, how much is insane? It's a weird nature of people that is not being able to show minor respect to each other. Like, no one, like, if someone asks you like, hey, could you not do that, that offends me? Just be like, yeah, sure, I got you. That's it. It's nothing.

It's not hard to just be slightly. sensible, you know? Yeah, say my bad. Oh, my bad, dude. It's honest mistake. And they'll move on. The average person will be like, all right, cool. Like, can you not do that? They'll be like, yeah, got it. And then that's it. The situation ends. They're not going to judge you for that one more where he said something that offended them. They're not going to be mad about this. And we're like, all right, cool, we're good. Let's move on, you know? Not continue to say it. And it'd be rude about it. But hey, that's the world. That's where we live in. I would blame it on the internet, but that's what's

happening way before the internet era of people that were came around. Now people just, now people and people just say what you call it. They say things behind the screen only. They don't even get to the point without the buggy and real person. They just say behind the screen and that's it. On it's so brave now. They're so fucking brazen. Bro, I love it. I love it.

I love it, bro. Because it's funnier. You get some real internet thugs that say wild shit, bro. There's this one video of this girl. She has large breasts. She has very large breast, right? But she was like, finally, my last day of chemo, I can't wait to be done with this. And they were like,

did the cancer make your tits huge? And I was like... What? That's fantastic. That's a fucking... That's the dumbest fucking thing you can say, but it's so brilliant at the same time. Who on earth?

Who on earth raised you? Like, who raised you? that's that's that's that's brilliant right there that's who's raised you as a person who was your parents like you just don't say things like that out of like out of like you know like yes your heart won't let you say that your own spirit will be like not the time right most yeah yeah the internet

I love it I love it no fucking filter I I mean there's a part of me I saw that movie a long time ago Jane Silent Bob Strike Back And at the end At the end of the movie You know, spoilers I'm fucking whatever

No one's gonna watch that shit If they haven't seen already Uh Jane Silent Bob The movie about them gets made So they get a bunch of money And the main thing about that Plot is that they just wanted

The movie being stopped Just because a bunch of internet nerds We're talking shit on them on chatboards That's all That's the whole plot They were pissed on that people We're talking shit about their characters Right

So at the end of the movie They get money money from the movie and they fly to all these people's houses and beat this shit out of them. So they're just going on plane rides and being, are you this guy and you post as this? And it's mostly kids and they just beat this shit out of them. And I'm like, I love that thought because so many people on the internet need that to happen. They need to understand that like there's consequences for the shit you say. But there isn't because it's the internet.

They're like, that's where I'm, I'm in the middle, you know, the whole like the whole like the the, the, the, the, ah, man, I almost said it. The, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the kid that was raised in New York in me is like, you should never, you should talk shit. I'm gonna see you, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm come see you eventually. And then it's going to be me you having to talk about this in person. You know, it's very rare. that happens, but, like, eventually, you're going to have to, you're going to have to come see me.

You say something crazy. You know, like, if you disrespect my girl or, like, you say something wild of my grandma, or, like, you, you really come after my friends on some real wild. Like, some stuff that isn't not, that's not how you go about that, you know, you're going to have to talk to me eventually. But then my, my well-educated part of society mind is also, like, you shouldn't put your hands on people. You know, you should not, you should not put your hands on people. That's not the way to go about your disagreements and stuff like that. So I live in a, I live in a conundrum of both of those feelings, you know, both of those balances. And I hate it.

I hate it because I just sometimes when at the heat of the moment, I'm a villain. I look back and I'm like, bro, that's villainous. But also it's like, nah, bro, do that. Do that. Run up on that guy where he's not paying attention. punch him in the back of his head and take his shoes off his feet. He deserves it.

I've never done that. I have friends that have done that. He's been disrespected. You know, like this was the high school shit, right? Be disrespectful and he's like, this dude doesn't disrespect me for too long. And then I didn't think anything was going to happen.

This was funny as fuck. I didn't think anything was going to happen. But like, this one dude is like, all right, this one dude, I forgot which friend it was, but someone said, go get him.

And then I'm just like, all right, whatever, nothing's going to happen. I started walking to my class. I turned around and motherfucker ran towards the guy and clotheslined him and then started wailing on him. I missed it. I was like, yo, why?

I was so upset because I just assumed nothing was going to happen. Like, oh, he'll probably see him after school or some bullshit. But he just. George ain't about it. He ain't about it like that. He's not going to do some shit like that. And then next thing you know you got set off, dude. Someone said, you ever see the movie Unleashed?

Yeah. was fucking jet leave. Yes. It was like that. It was like he took the leash off and he just fucking went. I was like, oh shit. It took his leash off. It was like, I'm about the, I'm about to get in this guy's butt.

I admire that, man, because I have so much restraint because I'm, I am the defensive guy. Now, don't get me wrong. There's the people. And when I talk about those people on the internet that, uh, it's the people who are, it's not just the people just talking shit. It's the people who are trying to act tough. I can't stand those people

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to enjoy a great tasting beer. Heineken Zero. Zero explanation needed. People, I have a fantasy of just, just hard fucking hooks to the body. Just fucking making their,

just making their, fucking their liver rupture. I just have, I just have visions of, of like these people who pretend to be tough because you always know the toughest people they know they're tough they don't talk shit yeah they don't need to talk shit you always see you always see

the killers are quiet man yeah when the person that's the person that's kind of like not tripping you're like don't fuck with that guy don't fuck with him he's gonna the guy that's barking you know you can knock them out with one swing like they they got soft chins they always they just got and and so man I have fantasies and sometimes I have fantasy of breaking my hand on somebody then there's the anomalies

like the Andrew Tates of the world you know yeah like you can't do shit about anomalies we're like Andrew Tate will fuck 99% of the population up he'll beat the dog shit out of most people like people that are making fun

of how he walks I'm like bro Andrew Tate would slaughter Andrew Tate would eat you a lot Like he's a six-time kickboxing world champion. He is a monster. He will beat the shit out of you and then insult you and then make fun of your wife. And you can't win.

You can't win. You have to be like, well, honey, I'm sorry. He already beat me up. I'm not going to get back. I'm a fight him after he makes fun of you. Yeah, I would never. I would never. And he is an anomaly because, yeah, he talks plenty of shit.

He talks and not just within his sport because he's not even doing it anymore. So we just talk shit in general, right? He just talks, he's just a shit talker. And then, yeah, like you said, he'll beat the fuck out of you. So it's one of those things that like, now, to be fair, since mixed martial arts in general has gotten really popular, there, I bet there's a lot of motherfuckers at the bar that have been training for years, get drunk, talk shit. And then you assume that this person's just a loud, mild, dumbass, that doesn't know shit. And then he beats the fuck out of you, too.

That's true. There's probably people like that now. It's probably, I remember Joe Rogan. Joe Morgan once said this And it was funny as fuck to me Where they were in the sold out arena And he's like You think it's funny

That probably like 90% of the people In this building Could probably whip most people on earth Because you know like the biggest fans That are showing up They're probably all training Yeah they're probably training this too Yeah it's wild

They're all training They're all fucking getting Mixed martial arts All these people are doing like You know most of the people fighting In here could probably like really fuck you up And I thought that was like That is kind of a funny fact

It's a wild thing to think, dude. Like, the vast majority of, like, those motherfuckers are just, like, walking. Like, it's insane because, like, I tell you this all the time where, like, if you want to, if you want to learn how to fight, you just do basics of boxing. You know, you will fuck up the vast majority of people that you come in contact with. Because boxing teaches you how to deal with reading your opponent's movements, learning how to not fall down when you get hit and learning how to take a hit. and like not take hit but learning how to deal with being touched Like you can say like yeah

Rolling with your punches yeah absolutely Because you know like if someone punches you And the whole full stop of the force hits you It's gonna hurt you a lot But if you learn how to take hit you glance off That you move your chin To like if they hit you do some of the work yourself Yes that's rolling you know yeah

Like you'll be able to deal with it You know so like just learn how Take the basics of boxing You know learn basic footwork And if you want to and if you want to go a little further You take some mixed martial arts some kickboxing, MMA or something like that.

It'll teach you if you get kicked instead of falling down to back up when you get kicked. And then throw a proper kick at somebody, you know? Like it's... You ever see that guy in Walmart? You ever see that fucking random customer in Walmart. There was like, yeah,

because you know, there's always people coming to Walmart, just making a scene, just being pieces of shit. Of course. And this random customer, this guy that's a little thin with the like long hair. And he's like one of those,

come on fool. He's one of those people. He's one of those like, you know, he's kind of like, he's Hispanic and he's like, but he's very thin

and unassuming but he comes up to this guy and starts chopping his leg down. I was like, oh my God, this guy, you can tell like, oh,

this guy's at a mixed martial art gym because you don't see fights like this. Like it's usually the people are just swinging wildly. Yeah. Weird grappling. This motherfucker is creating space and chopping his leg down

and beats the fuck out of this guy. That's crazy, bro. It teaches the basics, man. You don't, you don't need to learn advanced fighting skill to fight. people in the street. You need to know how to throw a proper kick. If you really want to hurt him bad, learn how to throw a kick at the head, you know, but also don't do that because you can very

easily kill somebody. Like, don't just kick people in the mind. But like, just basic shit, man. Just take that. Do your year of MMA and boxing and then you're good, bro. The rest of your life, keep up with that. Keep learning how to throw your punches, square your shoulders, or widen up your stances, you'll be fine. They'll be able to whoop anyone's ass. Just simple that boxing teaches you neutral game bro Neutral game Once you get the neutral down you're fine We want the whole we want every

Snark Tank listener to take up boxing And then just just know if we ever like Have another live show everyone's just dangerous Everyone at the show is just Fucking dangerous weapons Terrible Everyone there is just quiet real content sitting down Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

You bump in me bro Just everyone turns into a piece of shit They just immediately As soon as they know how to fight They just turn to a piece of shit They just start starting fights with everyone Which is weird I'm feeling most people that learn how to fight

Is because usually people that are aimed to fighting Like real angsty to fight They usually got some shit going on in their own lives Where they're angry They want to fight you know And then once they learn how to fight They just mellow themselves out Because they learn how to deal with their demons

They're like oh I'm I just know how to depurt somebody But I'm not going to go around and do that. Most of them and I haven't going to engage in the fight. Like something will be happening. They'll get the person off of them. And it's like, yo, that's it. I don't want any more to do with this.

That's my friend Danny. My friend Danny in the Air Force, he was, if he gets you on the ground, good night. You know, like you're going to, he's going to crawl around you like Spider-Man around a ball, you know. Just slink in around you on you. And the next thing you'll know you'll be sleeping. Like when we would spar, he would start on the floor like a cat. And I'm like, I hate this. Because he would just lock you up with his legs.

who'd lock you out and then grab you in your that's it you're fucking you're you're you're to sleep and I'm way bigger than him too I'm like way way larger he was and I could never I could never get him off the floor he's when he'd lay down it'd be it I'd be I'd be falling asleep so and he was just like yeah I don't fight anybody because I don't I don't what's the point of fighting people like what's the point of like going out here hurting myself or somebody else like what if someone has a bottle or a gun like I'm just gonna hurt there's no point dude and that's what happened you kind of just like I don't want to do this anymore I mean absolutely like yeah being yeah Being real about it.

Yeah, it mellows people out. And the discipline is such a thing where people become very grounded. They understand. They also understand their power, what they're capable of. And then, like you say, you can't get into a senseless fight where somebody brings a gun to a fucking fist fight. Which I just saw that shit happen in like fucking Florida, Miami or something. Some dickhead was being threatened. And then he just brings a fucking AR-15.

And he's like, I'll spray all you fools. And then he's being arrested. And he's like, I don't. literally saying what is the point of having a gun if I can't defend myself and like the cops like you brought a gun to a fist fight

and he's like I don't what's the problem like I thought I can defend like these it's not clicking he doesn't get that like you can't escalate the situation you use the gun if you think you're going to die what do you mean bro I always escalate that's how it works that's loot

if this clip it's been circulate and around. I don't know how old it is, but it was just, this guy just doesn't get why he can't do that. Why he can't just wave. There was a video. There's a video of this. I saw like a few days ago of this just like girl, but they threw like a big thing of some liquid on her. And then she walked to a car dug up by where the freaking a blinder is, took out a blick. He started spurring it at people. And I'm like, what the fuck, girl? Unless that's like, like fucking dog piss. I'm not getting anywhere near that active, but it's the same thing as you can't, you can't just go around pushing every random person because in America, crazy people could get weapons.

So like, don't push people's buttons at the same time. You're getting pretty fucking quick. Hey, man. But anyway, bro. All right, we got some questions. Let's do it. Okay, so this is from, I would love to have a 101 combo with Derek because I sincerely can't understand his Epstein Island take.

he starts by saying hello you linear-minded humans wait that's his fucking that was his name that was his name that was his name yeah well i'll address that after the question he says hello you linear-minded humans is it incest to fuck your alternate version the alternate universe self i think it would be like fucking an alien but a lot of people think a lot of people disagree with me what do you guys think

Uh Nah, that's not like that Would it be incest? Nah Is it incest when you masturbate? I feel like, I feel like it would No,

yeah, I feel good more Be like banging a clone Which would be you And which would be like Masturbation I think that's It's weird,

Don't get me wrong It's weird to fuck your clone You know, like Well sure, yeah Nobody said it wasn't weird Like don't fuck your clone Dude like At most give your clone

A hand job Don't fuck your clone You know Like don't fucking Bear back your clone Like that's not what you do I mean, it's like But do you bear back your clone?

Because, nah, because I don't want to, like, I don't find myself, like, I don't arouse myself. You know what I mean? So, like, why would I want to fuck my clone? Keep it to a hand job. Keep it to a hand job, guys. Keep it to a simple. A nice handy, Jay, you know, respectful. Yeah, that's it.

Just a couple of, yeah, handies. And then it's just like you're beating off. You did something that you never thought you could ever do. You do it for the experience. Exactly. That's really what it comes down to. Kissing, no kissing, no eye contact. It's a quick hand job.

And then get it done. That's it. That's the weirdest shit ever yet. You and yourself are just making out and shit. Just making, yo, you guys are, you guys are sucking face right now, bro. You guys are, oh, oh, oh. Now, hold on. I want to address this gentleman's name real quick.

Let's hear it. Ray says you couldn't understand my take. My take is very simple. The people that were going to that island. No, there's some shady shit on that island. My take was there's hundreds, thousands of islands. Let's think of the most famous ones in the world, the Hawaiian islands, where you can go and have your slice of pie and do whatever the fuck you want.

These people chose to go on Epstein's Island. His island on the Lolita Express, which has high implications of the name of the fucking plane. They're going to do fucking weird shit. And then people are like, this guy's like, I don't know. understand his take. I'm like, uh, my take is these people are aware that Epstein's a fucking shady motherfucker and obviously they're aware of this. Look, that shit, look, you don't get, you don't get invited to the club and you don't just like, like, imagine, imagine like, say, what's, what's, uh, let's just think of like, Pablo Escobar or whatever. Let's just think of like a big drug lord and stuff and

you're hanging out with the drug lord. Are you ignorant to his crimes? Are you ignorant to, if you're a socialite and you're with hanging out with fucking El Chapo or something, are you just like, I didn't know. I was just, he just puts on good parties. Like, are you, is that way going to do something?

All I'm saying is, all I'm saying is this. If you, if you are, if you, if you, if there's a chance where you are not involved,

then you do not live that life. For you to not say anything once you are aware that that life is being led by other people, you are absolutely part of the problem. You are absolutely part of the problem. 100%. Yeah. You got to say something.

You got to say they didn't know. They never, they didn't know. And then they found out. out, there's still a piece of shit. Like all of those people that said nothing about Harvey Weinstein or fucking Bill Cosby or R. Kelly or it will actually some people did say stuff all right or Kelly, but just nothing happened.

I don't even get that. They've known about him fucking marrying fucking Alia when she was 15 for forever and nothing happened. In the name of love, bro. Grove in the name of love. I hate that that, I don't want to talk about that. I don't want to talk about it. It just upsets me because I was such a fan of, Alia was my first crush, man.

So whenever I think about R. Kelly and I think about the shit, it just upsets me. Because I'm like, you fucking, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you're, you, you're, you're, you're, she, she was cursed. She was. She was, man. You got next one from 18, 1580 warlock. Hey, Chris, Derek, and Sween. I follow this dumpster fire for a podcast that's episode zero with Zat. Nice. I love everything you guys do even sweet horrendous takes on Twitter.

My question pertains to soundtracks and video games. Are there any games that you can think of that have a soundtrack that you didn't expect, either the production value, people behind it, or the simple fact that it didn't fit with the game. The reason I thought of this question, oh, but there's still more. The reason I thought of this question is because I was listening to the soundtrack of Borderlands 2, and that game is a dumb cartooning romp, killing thousands of Mad Max bandits screaming about poop trains and meat bicycles with guns that scream every time you shoot them.

But the soundtrack of the game is the most particularly incredibly, most particularly, incredible, melancholy and atmospheric with a lot of acoustic instruments. I just wanted to hear what you're going to hear what you guys had to say or have any similar opinions about game soundtracks. Much love, a 1580 warlock.

Thank you, bud, first and foremost. You're awesome. I'm glad you've been around so long. Oh yeah, man I mean, I think there's a very obvious answer For probably I think the most notorious The most notorious Think of it maybe

I think maybe you can come To the same clues The most notorious more it's like This does not fit At all It's a very old game Okay I'll just I'll give you I'll say an old fighting game

And it's like This shit is not what anyone expected In a million years You think third strike close close but no street fighter alphas had some kind of not sorry not alpha street street fighters had some interesting vibes but it is very different right there's like hip hop like 90s hip hop like it's very the vibe is very different yeah right but um but i would say more than that is just marver versus capcom too oh yeah well i feel like marvers car marvers capcom too is very

jazzy. It was super, super, super jazzy. Jazz is like the least thing you would expect on a fighting game. I would at least vibe with that shit in a way that like jazz is just like, what? And don't get me wrong. I don't hate the tracks, but it's so bizarre with all of the games before that. The thing about the thing about Marvel, yeah, because Marvel 1 was not the same. I give you that Marvel 1 soundtrack was not Marvel 2 soundtrack even slightly.

There were very different soundtracks of video games. Well, they were all like basically, oh, go ahead. Yeah, but what I really like was the idea that it gave us an idea of very upbeat, exciting jazz news. That's the first time I heard jazz quite like that before my life was in that game. And I was just like, what is just like really, really cool? Because it was very like bombastic and a lot of like really cool, like obviously synthesoid sounds that never heard before. So I was like, oh, this is really awesome. So I agree.

You're right. I agree. That shit. I mean, it took me for a loop because I, I, I've made. since Marvel Superhero was the first fighter like that. So Marvel Superheroes. It was an okay attempt, too slow,

but it still, it was the first attempt. And then it had Marvel, then he had X member Street Fighter. X.M. Street Fighter came out, which was like, okay, now we're getting into a direction. And then I think it was Marvellouss Capcom or Marvel Superheroes versus Street Fighter.

One of the two. Whatever, but they had a... It was Marl superheroes, that it was X-Mover Street Fighter, and then it was Marvel Supervisor Steve Fighter. And then it was Marvel's Capcom. My Capcom and like all of the the soundtracks were Capcom produced in that same type of arcady epic video.

They're their vibe. It's all the same. And then Marvel's Capcom too was just no one saw it coming. Actually from just the select screen, I'm going to take you for a ride. People are like, what am I listening to? Even it was just so. It's that end for me, Halo. I don't think there's any reason for Halo to have the soundtrack it does as a video game.

It's some space shooting bullshit It's some fucking great white hope Motherfucker In a in a fucking robot suit And then it has all this like Fucking orchestral Great music sounds That make you think of like

Like oh my God like this I can really do this You know like It's definitely like It's definitely like championing music But like some of the fucking music From like the covenant Is this

So that's what it's for me I feel Okay All right I guess that makes sense a little bit, but I just feel like since, yeah, from the Covenants perspective, like the music makes a lot of sense, I guess, uh, just because of, you know, since it is like religious, you know, since it is dogmatic and, and the chorus is all very, you know, churchy vibes and stuff.

No, I mean, the, the theme, the, the, oh, yeah, it's right, it's very a choir like, Oh Oh Oh Oh You know what I've never looked up before I want to look up Like a version of that

Like of some just Odubit assing it terrible It's the orcid The street fire The HALO opening But out of orgasms That would be fucking funny I'm sure

I'm sure someone did that But also if someone hasn't done that I'll be like That's just I'd be a little upset If they haven't done it Like, it's like when, um, I've heard, uh, what was it, um, well, I think there was, damn it. Oh, oh, say for example, I just, you know, uh, Mortal Kombat. I was like, okay,

there has to be videos that exist that are, that say, Mortal Wombat. And it's like, wombat's just over the fucking Mortal Kombat soundtrack. I was like, I was going to be so pissed of it didn't exist. Looked it up. It did. And I was like, okay, good. The world is working correctly. Okay. I'm not the only one. If no one else thought of that. I'm not the only one. Exactly. That's a constant fear of mind that I'm the only one that has certain thoughts.

And I'm like, I can't be the only one, right? I can't, I can't be the main character, right? I can't be the main character of the world. There's so many fucking people. I can't be the only one. All right. We got another credit from Papa Jesus. It's Jesus.

Okay. All right. Jesus. Okay. A, what's good small, medium, and large? would you rather be able to communicate perfectly with your pet or be able to communicate vague ideas to all animals? I like the vague ideas thing.

I like vague ideas. That's so stupid, you know? Because we can already do that, you know? We can already do vague ideas to animals, you know? I mean... Like if we yell the animal,

like, oh, intimidated. If we, if we gesture down and we lower our body, and it'll be like, oh, they're not trying to harm us. If you could, if you could, If I could convey emotions to animals, but no, your pet. No, wait, maybe it'd be your pet because you can walk up on an animal and now it's your pet. Walk up on this tiger, pick it up, but like, you're my pet now. You can communicate with it.

That's it. And automatically it just works that way? Yeah. Yeah. Walk up on a fucking little baby tiger and it's like, oh, you're mine now. And it's like, oh, and the tiger's like, hey, I guess me and you, it's me and you for the long haul. Like, yeah, it is. Now come.

I mean, that'd be cool. come live with me. Allow me to show you the lavish life of a of a home. Is it going to be like, hey, I need like a lot of meat to stay alive and I don't think you have that type of money to feed me.

I can figure it out. I'll have you. I have you kill murderers and eat them. Now we work together. The tiger becomes a vigilante, dude. That's fucking awesome. Tiger in New York. That's it.

It's a random. Tiger in New York. I was your night. How was your night? Put a fucking cowl on the tiger. Put a cow on a cape. A cowl and a cape. A cowl some Tims.

That's a tiger walking through the New York City streets causing a ruckets. Dude, I love that. A tiger with Tims and a cowl and it comes home after or done and the working is like, how was your day, Tiger? I did the Lord's work. And it goes into its room and it rests. And then there's like fucking the cops like this. And the citizens are like, this tiger's doing better than you cops and stuff.

And like, then you know, like the commissioners like we got to, we got to bring. We got to rain in this tiger. He's fucking no one's above the law and all this shit. It turns it to Batman. Yes. Yes. Oh my God. If I would be serious, I would choose the vague ideas, but I would like the vague idea.

I would like the idea of communicating ideas to it, not vague. Because vague ideas are so lame. If you communicate ideas to it, that'd be cool. Because you can become friends with any animal, then that'd be fucking bomb. True, but I also like the idea of bat tiger. I think that's pretty. I think bat tiger with Tim's. This is basically with a Batman cow of Tim's blood.

Someone draw bat tiger with a pair of Timberlinds on, bro. Please. I love that idea so much. His name's bat tiger. we got another one from the dude slayer nice bro let's go hey dudes this is a short question at which would each one of you considers yourself a sentient being wait say so at what point do would you consider another sentient being an alien or being to be an alien-ass monstrous to two monsters or alien like to fuck like a crogan too far or how about a Sanhili. I'd fuck both at least to try it, but what you'd call

it, but I'm a local monster fucker. Oh, man. Oh, wow. Ah, dude, I was confused. I was like, what? Consider sentient beings, two monsters or alien the fuck. I'd fuck an orc. I'd fucking elf. I'd fuck a T-fling. I'd fuck a Goliath. I'd fuck a dwarf.

I mean, it's basically. What a dwarf? Yeah, dwarfs, yeah. I mean, they're just small humans. They're just small people. No, I'm talking about Dwarf Small hairy people Yeah, not a dwarf human I wouldn't fuck a dwarf human

I'd fuck a dwarf like magical creature Oh Different What about a troll Is it too big for you? I'm not fucking a troll They're too big I wouldn't fuck a female giant though

I'd fuck a dragon Yeah I mean it just Yeah too big I mean like come on I'm it's too big I can't like what am I gonna do What am I gonna do?

Because dragon can turn to humans You know I mean depending on what rules we're living in what what universal rules I had fuck a dragon that's like that's like some that's like some fucking

it's like oh shit bro I fuck the dragon I gotta take a really cold shower though I think a really cold shower though I definitely went too far this time but like I mean but what a drag like I don't know because I it's kind of like that what was it angel woman and all that shit

like it's like things you can do stuff like that but like once you start getting into like beastly territory and like like say the dude mentioned crogan like they're so big and and i know like crogan males have like two sets of genitals or something like that but like do do the women have two pussies i don't know i don't know if they ever mentioned that rogans are so they're so coarse looking you know they don't even look like people yeah they're i mean they're yeah they're cool though i actually fun fact i so i'm writing um power metal songs right now And the first one that I wrote, that I finished already, is about the Krogan's.

And I like it. It's pretty cool. But it's my, I was talking to you before he's first started. That was my first attempt. And it sounds cool, but I'm working on a second one about Commander Shepard. That just sounds so much better. And I will say that I was pretty upset that you couldn't bang a Krogan in the Mass Effect universe. It was kind of like, how about variety?

or one of those volus you know those little small ones that breathe like Darth Vader Oh my God Do you remember those motherfuckers? He'd fuck one of them Jesus Christ Come on they're fucking So I would say They got the gawk gawk because you hear that fucking that

When they're talking They be slurping They'd be slurping and burphing for sure For sure For sure they be slurping and burping I would say So I would say Would you fuck a female

From Gare's a species? Can they be female? Yeah, there's female Turrians. Turrians, even though they only show, the only show like two. They show one, I think, in the third game, and then one in the Adromeda game that, you know, you know. You know, I don't, yeah, but you can. And I feel like their poces are just, like, they just,

I feel like they're like bone dry or something. It's when you look at them, they do not look like they have, like, you know, genitals that a human would be able to enjoy. Yeah. But, you know, but the fucking, that's what we need. We need the devs. I would, I would marry, I would marry, I would marry, I would marry Garris though. I'd marry, I'd marry Garris.

Yeah, he'd get married Garris. Not even sexual. Not just have him as a best friend. Not even, yeah, just have him, like, to make sure he'd be in my life forever. I would get married Garris. Oh, so, gay marry him, okay. Yeah, for the insurance. Yeah, that's my boy, bro.

He's so cool in Mass Effect, too. He's my favorite part of that game so far. He's so. awesome in that game. He was just sniping people down that hallway constantly. They kept running down there and they're like, help us get down this hallway. It comes about as Garris just killing people. Mirk and just killing so many people.

It's high body count. This body's lying all over the place. And I'm like, yo, why would y'all keep going down there? Just give up on that hallway. Just give up on it. It's, and you can't go down there. Yeah, it took them. It took them until you showed up that like, oh, we're finally devised.

a different plan. I'm like, you didn't think about that when you sent the first wave in like days ago. The first wave got all fucking sniped days ago. You're like, we can't go through this hot,

to this anymore. But they're like days after it. All right. More merceners have showed up. Let's just keep throwing them down there. I love it, bro. I love it. I might actually start up mass effects too again

and try to finish it. You should, man. I haven't finished it yet. Especially since you have, and play like the final mission which is so satisfying. I know, I know. I'll do it, I'll do it, I'll do it. Yeah, do it. And again, it's a third game, man. The third

game's fucking fun as shit. I heard it's really, really fun. It's really fun, man. Like, it's, I think the more time the people are divorced from it. And especially when the legendary edition came out and it has all the DLC together because that was one of the biggest complaints too was that if you beat the game

when it first came out, there was so much missing you didn't feel satisfied. Now with all the DLC, like, packaged together like I have a clear cut picture of everything that is happening who the enemy is and just everything and I'm like cool that's all I wanted all right I'll give it I'll give it a try I'll give it a candor yeah all right we have I love FOV sliders he says hey howdy cowpokes what sliding slash genre that you wish was more popular in media examples western Feetal Japan, Norse, even specific sub-cities.

Um, uh, more popular. Well, I feel like Western, Fido, Japan, and Norse are all pretty popular already.

Those are pretty popular settings. Norse is, as a trend right now for sure. Yeah. Like it's, it's with Ragnarok, Assassin's Creed Valhalla, that movie came out.

The, what was it, the Norseman, or what was it called? The Norseman. Um, and then, um, fucking just a bunch of,

like Viking type songs people are making a lot of songs like that Um that's all definitely help put it on the map for sure Definitely yeah Hell yeah Um I would say I wish

We got more Uh more Afro oriented like history You know Like more like Afro like Egyptian Like not Egyptian but like more like African Like lore and stuff like that Because I'm sure there's a ton of cool gods and set it

Because like in D&D I've never heard of an African like You know, like, based on like their era of the world, you know, we always get Japan, we always get old Europe, we always get Western and stuff like that. But I'm sure after it has to be like a bunch of really interesting afro settings and, like, yeah, all we got was Shaka Zulu like fucking decades ago. That's true. And then like nothing else. I'm like, oh, like, there's like nothing else, dude. You got some Zulu shit and then that's all people had.

And then, um, I did see when I, when I saw that, uh, what is it called that um maverick movie top gun maverick they had a a trailer for like this african woman army thing i saw that and i was like that's different i you know like it's i'm it's something that you know it's also viola davis so i got to see that shit yeah you got for the culture you got to see anything viola davis is in you know you you're not allowed to say i didn't see that you know if you do you joe biden shows up and takes your black off your skin He just completely sucks it away. You ain't black.

He pulls the black off you. You're like, stop, please. Stop, stop. I don't know how to be anything else. Too bad. Dude, that show was awesome that he said that. Like, he's Joe Biden, like, if Joe Biden wasn't seen out, I think, like, when you see him talk, I'm like, oh, he's just like a, he's just a guy. Like, he's done some fucked up shit, but like, oh, yeah.

He's still like, he's still trying to be like, like, when I, like, when I, he's just like, he's just like, he's just trying to be like, like, when I. Like the way he says, you're here I'm going, come on, man. And I was like, oh, that's a, that's a, that's a regular, that's what a regular guy says when he's disappointed. I don't know, man. You guys, you guys try to, you guys try to put humanity on a politician's too much, man. Like, oh, they're funny. Oh, they're just guys. No, they're demons.

They are demons corporate, they're corporate monsters who are not human and you cannot treat them as if they are. They don't give a fuck about them as is. You're not wrong. It's, it always, look, look at it. You want to see humanity in them. because you know you're a human but those motherfuckers those motherfuckers will they will fucking poison your water to get paid a few million more dollars bro they don't give a shit very true they don't give me no you're not wrong at all basically it basically it's one of those things

where it's like if these people weren't evil demonic politicians then maybe like it's like oh i could have a beer with obama if he wasn't a piece of shit it's kind of like one of those things. Like him going to Flint, Michigan and pretending like, oh, the water's fine. Like, you are, you were a fucking evil demon to do that. It's like shit like that. It's like when you, when you you know, I mean, just every president.

I used to love Barack Obama. He was my hero. But that was the point, right? Because I thought I thought he was going to be different. I thought because I think pre-president Obama wasn't the devil. But President Obama was the serpent. He was the fucking new, like make him

evil. Well, think about, I tell people to look at Bush when he was running in 2000. Go watch because, you know, all of us were too young for that. Go look at footage of him running and seeing like, for example, go look at his foreign policy in 2000. Motherfucker sounds like a saint. He sounds like a reasonable guy. And then he did the complete opposite of what he said he was going to do. We're going to go look for weapons of mass destruction.

Like, we're going to destroy the Middle East now. We're going to go look for them. We're going to pull out. We're going to let, we're going to let out, how to Zira do whatever they want. It was just, it was so insane. But if you look at him, he's like, yeah, we're not, we're not doing that shit. We're not, we're not fucking foreign interventionalists. We're going to let them, you know, do what they do.

It is basically one of those things, like the type of principles that we've always wanted and that we should have, like, upheld. But we keep going there and then these, we radicalize these people because of blowback and shit. And then we leave and then we just dip. And then everything goes crazy again right afterwards. The Taliban takes over immediately. Dude, the Taliban even said, oh, we didn't even think we'd take over this quickly. They were shocked. They took Afghanistan so fast.

Everything here, huh? That's crazy. Cool. Now let's start. And then did you see the PR? Did you see the PR from them from the Taliban saying that like they were going to zoos and they're visiting like doing go-karts and shit? And they were like, we're trying to show you that. people can be happy and you can live the way you want to under our and it's like this is

unless you're a woman unless you're a woman you better keep that shit on your fucking head bitch don't fuck with me you better keep it i'll cut you up oh yeah the women aren't you up the women are the women already they're not in school anymore dude they're already not in school anymore they can't have women in school that and and the women that were in the women that were in the government, they're gone. I laugh because it's so awful. It's like the Taliban took over and they took the women out of the schools. They took the women out of the government.

And then they're like, we're just trying to sort things out. Dude, it's so funny that they're trying to do PR. They're trying to pretend like things aren't going to be as, you know, well, we know what the Taliban is, but they're trying to pretend like, no, it's just going to be all right. It's insane. It's just going to be cool. We're all cool here, dude. We're all cool here.

You're just, you're overreacting. Like, there's something wrong going on. There's nothing going on, dude. What? What are you talking about? Chill out. Behind the scenes of just throwing acid on everyone. They're just fucking pitching acid on.

They're just, fuck. If you got, if you got two X chromosomes, bro, fucking doused, bro. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. It's like a wet t-shirt contest. But it's just ass. And women screaming, bro.

If you've ever bought a skirt, you're dead. You're done, bro. Fuck, Adi. We got a question from B-Rad. Hey, babes. I was wondering if you ever played a video game where you were portrayed as the obvious hero character while the villains were made to be evil, but their goals didn't seem so bad. For example, I stopped playing Spender's Blacklist because the idea of the

villain was the villain making a U.S. pull their soldiers from bases around the world, back to home, didn't seem like a horrible end result. So, when villains are not that bad. Definitely sounds like a Tom Clancy thing, right? Like, it's all about like patriotism and fucking propaganda. Yeah, first of foremost, if America pulled all their soldiers out of everywhere at once, that'd be all. There'd be a lot less countries.

That's what I got to say But it would be I mean from from the yeah It would be very destabilized because of our stab how the way we've established ourselves in those places The imperialism Has an effect if you do pull out Afghanistan's a great example Or Rome

Or Rome Yeah You know what pisses me off about that shit What about the Afghanistan thing? I'm not going to mention anymore is that like Trump Started it And then once it you know it had like he started like

oh, we're going to do it, got signed in, Biden takes over, executes it, and then Biden gets all the blame. And I'm like, bro, can we stop doing that shit? Dude, it's insane how people, it's insane how little object permanent people have, you know, like how little people pay attention to think, like, oh, let's blame, let's blame Barack Obama for the recession. It's like that shit was started with like Bill Clinton and then Bush jettison. sending that shit forward by sending us to war.

That's not Barack Obama's fault. He's bombing kids in the Gaza Strip. That's bad. That's his thing. Blame him for that. But everyone's like, Broke, thanks,

Obama. Thanks, Obama for the recession. I'm like, uh, thanks Obama. It's like, yo,

that's not. Uh, uh, thinks Obama. It's like, uh, like, y'all not paying attention.

The villains, but the villains that were, seem too bad. Um, I think, I can't think of anything off the top of my head, but I'm sure I've thought about like villains that wanted to create a like, I guess a utopia.

Uh, but not like a, not an actual dystopia, but like an actual utopia, but it, and here's a thing. Every war is kind of like that. I think feudal Japan is one of my favorite things because everybody,

everyone's like, we have a vision of peace. Everyone has a vision. of peace, but it's they have to be the one that leads it. So basically everybody's killing each other to get the peace, which is hilarious. And I feel like so, I'm like, can all these people are all, is everybody a villain?

I know people like, Nobunaga is, is betrayed as a villain and like every piece of fucking media that's put out there. Nobunaga was Wollen, no. He was. He was in fact, wiling out. He was in. Sure. But like, how much, like, I think a lot of

the, the lords and stuff were also pretty fucked up too just because they're all they're all participating in slaughter is what i mean that's that's the problem what happens is what happens is most people aren't fucking evil crazy monsters you know but what happens is if you don't arm yourself against the people that are going to kill you there's going to kill you so then you're forced to then get involved and do fuck shit because if you don't do if you don't if you don't have like let's say somebody um let's say like let's say like like, oh, you realize that these person, people

are trying to get Excalibur, right? You have to now get involved and go get that sword as well, because if you don't, that sort will be used on you. So you have to make your own backup plans for when they're going to attack you. So it's a series of like people aren't

dickheads, but the fear of having one dickhead exists makes everybody start being a dickhead. And it's a bad, it's a bad situation of like, if people's serious like doing that over and over and over again, everyone being so afraid of the next person doing something fucked up to them that they do something fucked up themselves. Yeah.

So it's a it's a big, it's a big circle of just like fuck, man. Like I don't want to do this, but I have to. And then there's this one person that's like, nah, I want to. Now it's all fucked up. Everyone's doing fuck shit, you know? Yeah. And then people get brought up into fuck shit and they don't understand what it's like to not have fuck shit. A.E. the Middle East right now.

They don't even know why they're fucking fighting anymore over there. They're just fighting. That's it. You know? So it's just, you know. But I would say the storm cloaks. The storm cloaks in the Imperial and Sarum. No one's exactly wrong.

No one's exactly wrong. They're both equally wrong. I've got to side with the storm cloaks better, man. I'll be honest. All three storm cloak. Yes, I use my voice to kill them. It's just the fucking like the, I think the high elves are a piece of shit, man. I think that's just all what it comes down to.

I don't like the high elves, but the thing is that they're also not really doing anything wrong at the same time. Like no one's right. in that situation. Well, I mean, I don't know. Trying to outlaw other religions at the same time, too, you know? They're like, we're going to, we're going to preserve theirs. No, they're going to end up on other ones. As you find out, the more you do missions with them that everyone's fucking crazy.

Because they got to play the, I got to play the actual story. It's been, it's been a while, dude. What the game came out in 2011, it's been a while. It's been a while. I've never played the story. In fact, all I've been doing is going around soup like. Lexing kids. No, I've beaten it twice.

It's just been forever because I did want to side with it. The only reason I sided with the Imperialist first was because General Tullis is, is Salt. He's the voice of Salt High and Battlestar Galactica, the reboot. Oh, my God. And that was like my, that's my favorite fucking show. Like the Battlestar Galactica, the reboot, is so good. You're a fucking Cyan, aren't you? You fucking Cyan, bitch.

I will run train on Sions, bro. You'd run trains on Sions? Yes. You like Sions? I can't fuck with you. Dog, first of all, first of all, those niggas are evil. They are trying to destroy us. That is the whole point.

A lot of them didn't know, dude. Then they had, then they were, dude, they were activated by the song, remember? Yes. But that's still what they're going to do, though. Yeah, but see, but they're unaware that they were. sleeper cells though man that's not their fault so like the ones that like that didn't know like uh like you like how could you blame how could you blame that on them dude that's literally what happened to fallout four too with the um with the sense yeah it's true well like say there's someone

that had no idea there is sense and then like say if you if you were the in the brotherhood of steel you had to kill your homie i forgot his name but he was the paragon you had to the choice like the guy wanted you to kill him and it was i didn't i didn't kill him i was like there's no he didn't do anything wrong. The entire time he thought he was a human. It was Paladin. What's his name? Paladin. Paladin. Yeah. And I was like, that's right. That's right. What? Pallon and dancing do shit. I'm not

killing Pallet. I ain't killing Pallet. Fuck yo. I ain't killing Pallon. I remember that's so funny. Because they were like, you got to kill Pallad and dance. And I was like, I was like, no, the fuck I'm not. That's my boy Pallad. He gave my first laser gun. I'd protect Pallon dance until I fucking die. that's how I felt about

that's how I feel about the Sions and the same I can't fuck the Sions They just stole that They just stole that shit I can't fuck with the Sions But it's the same thing though I can't fault with the Sions

I don't want to The Sions cause If a number six This showed up And a number and a number I don't remember all the numbers Just all the all the all the Slet ones that showed up

And they were just like We're here to service you We're not evil We just want to cook you food We want to make sure your rooms clean that we're going to massage your balls and we're going to fan you and stuff like that

would you be like nah you're a sion I would I would get a little bit of benefits but I'd realize that's a sion I'd have to put it down I'd realize that I'd have to put them So first you would use them and then eventually you'd kill him I would let them massage my balls I'd let them drain me I'd let them clean my house with them wipe my ass and I'd be like damn

this is nice but you're a fucking sion and I would guillotine them I mean, this is all really nice and all But you're a sion And I would stab them Because they're fucking sions, bro Derek, you watch Battle Star Why don't you feel the same way about sense though, man?

Because Pallin' Dance is different That's my nigger Damn it! Damn it! Damn, fuck, dude Dude, dude. Dude, you basically made it. It's like we're at what, 140 pretty much?

We're pretty much done. I'm going to end it after this question. After I've done tirade about fucking... Jesus Christ. Now edit it out. Edit out. We're cheating. Not we have to edit both of it out.

It's like nothing happened. It's a weird... Real abrupt edit out of nowhere. And they're like... They definitely said it. They definitely said it there. Oh, man. But I would say genuinely,

genuinely I just saw something so terrible I don't know something about villains that aren't that villainous okay that's the same question yeah same question um we'll do one more already done right now

do one more let's just do one more and then we'll cap it yeah one more it's like this is from Jeff Carvice our casseris what kind of name bub what's what kind of name is that but anyway what's up guys

so what's up with all this cape shit is it ever gonna end love y'all and keep it up um damn the cape shit is it ever gonna end cape yeah like superhero stuff that I see what he's saying um well ask Marvel really I'm gonna be real with you right

I'm be real with you there's a reason why comic books have endured so long you know there's a reason why people can't people they don't people a lot of people hate on it because of the fact that like you know It's hard to get into X, Y, and Z. I think if you have half a mind, you can understand where to get into the comic books.

It's not that hard. It takes like three minutes of reading beforehand. You look at Google, where do I start with this? And then it tells you where you start and you read from there. It's not an impossible feat. But, you know, most people are stupid, so they probably can't do that. But I see it as this. There are so many different stories that can be told with various characters that I think that stories at the end of the day, they need to end.

They need to have finality, which I think is a big problem with common books in general right now. But if Marvel does what, if they do the right thing, they can have stories for 20 plus years. They got how many comic book stories there are. Think about how many characters exist. They can keep it going. Should they? I don't exactly think they should be going for the longest time. But, but they can.

And they can make up interesting if they really tried to, but they're not giving it the right effort to. The reason why Daredevil It succeeds so well Is because Daredevil tells its own kind of story And doesn't tell a story that everyone else Trying to tell It tells you a story about Matt Murdoch And his life being a Daredevil

You know Jessica Jones is a good story Because it tells you about what Jessica Jones is doing You know Not everyone has the Guardians of the Galaxy comedy You know everyone Everything sounds like Thorragona They did a Spider-Man show

And Spider-Man's show was about him You know Trying to come to terms the fact that his uncle's dead and all that's tapping him while you know going from good or going all that shit it could be a good show but they're not going to do that they're going to just make him like oh spider man slapsed it comedy like everybody else you know so

probably's going to go on for a while so strapping you know but at the same time if you don't like it don't watch it is really that easy right as long as it if it makes money uh when it's when it starts losing money then that's when it stops right it's just like it's not worth it yeah it's It's kind of like, say, uh, zombies are finally slowing down. Finally, thank God.

You know, like, all, like, shit like that, because that was, like, the boon for a minute where just every zombie movie was coming out, walking down was the biggest thing on earth, all that shit. It's like, I get it. I get it. I get it. Like, stop. I get it.

How many zombie movies could you fucking make? You know, like, how many different variants could you do on it? It's just like, dude, I get it. So superhero shit. Same, same deal. I'm, I am 100% burnt out. I'm only I'm gonna watch Love and Thunder

I haven't seen it yet Which I wish I would have seen that I should have went my gut instinct And saw Love and Thunder on Monday Instead of Maverick You know but I was just It was more of the principle I'm like I gotta see this

Because everybody's hyped it up to the to the moon You messed out You wasted your time I guess I definitely did I especially since it was available digitally The next day I gotta just watch it easy Because I don't like watching the camcorder shit

Where people record in the videos Oh my Bullets Oh, blue legs now. I hate that. We don't do that. I can't watch that shit. You don't do that anymore. So I was just like, I'll wait until it did.

Well, there's a digital release. You know, then I'll watch it. And it came out yesterday. And I was like, oh, of course. Of course. I could have just waited one day. Anyway, but yeah, I'm so done with the superhero stuff. I really, I've had.

And why? Because there was, when I was a kid, there was only little bits and pieces that I really wanted. Like there was, we all, all these kids we all talked about. we got to get Batman for Superman on the fucking big screen. We got to do that. Of course.

That was like one of the big things. Spider-Man came pretty fast. It already like, you know, Sam Ramies thing capsule. That was already answered cool. X-Men, they tried it. I didn't love it, but. I like X-2 a lot. X-1-X-2 I like a lot.

X-2 was executed very well, but it still wasn't what I was. I like, I just wanted, it was kind of like, I still, I love what the, they did with Deadpool because it was just they executed it perfectly they were like let's just do what the comic book people want let's just not like change anything let's also give him let's not you know how like say you have to see the actor's face and shit they're like fuck that you saw Wade Wilson how many times yeah not really like you saw his fucked up face a little bit but he always had his mask on it because you know how they always do that oh we can't see his face

how are we gonna do how are we gonna shoot this it's kind of like that halo shit like where it's like dude you can you can do it you don't have to fucking you can still humanize somebody so it's just like whatever I don't need to go into this hugely rant and stuff like that but um I wish they would have done X-Men

a little bit different where they even made David took a jab remember when they put on their suits and the yellow spandex comment that Scott made with a skyless spandex yellow spandex I was like yes this like literally I like I fucking like like a Tourette kind of tick.

I said yes. Like like yes, that's exactly what I want. Yes. Look like that. I want him look like Wolverine. Yeah. That's what everybody wants. I don't care.

I want that. I want that. That's what literally everyone that's an X-Men fan wanted that. And it's like, why would you not do that? We'll get it. You can only, because it's just like old people with suits are like, I don't understand it. I'm like, it's not for you.

What the fuck? That's the problem with everything, bro. Old people with suits are like, I don't get why this is funny. Why is, why is, we shouldn't make Shee Hulk a big brolic lady with giant green titty. He's just like, why not? I'm like, it's, dude, it's not. It's, you know, it's, imagine, imagine, like, you owning a restaurant, you're a vegetarian. You're like, I don't like meat.

So I'm just not going to have any meat at a steakhouse. You're like, we, we, we, how are you going to have a steakhouse with no fucking meat? Just because you don't like. it or something you know it's just one of those things where it makes no sense like you're not going to be consuming it it's for the people that you is the craziest thing ever but like i said Deadpool nailed it and then people started being a little bit more relaxed because it made so much fucking money i think they're like if we if we be a little bit more truer to the source material i think oh yeah i'm out and see it more yeah be the true so it make make make them all different

characters while also making them good but you know they're not ready for that Yeah, I mean, they're, you know, they try in small doses, but they just, that's why I know, I've always believed in like, um, animated films better. I always like when they do it. It's like D.C. shit. They, they nail it. They knock and they're not going to, they knock it out of park all the time. Animated movies are so fucking good. Yeah, they knock it out of the park and I'm like, why can't you do that on the, on live action? Why, why just, why can't you do the same thing? Stupid. All right. Well, thank you guys for tuning it to the show. If you like what you heard today, consider, support us on patreon.com slash the snartank. One dollar a month will get to early access to every episode and access the bonus solo episodes. Five dollars one to your questions right on the show.

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