The Snark Tank - #124: Dark Brandon Has RISEN

Episode Date: September 12, 2022

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That was totally in sync. That's a really off-footing. I wish him nothing. I wish him nothing about bad times, bro. Before we started recording, we were talking, we were talking shit about puddle of mud because they've never written a good song aside from blurry. And it's very noticeable.

But then we got to remembering, like, apparently, I mean, Derek pointed this out. I didn't realize. Fred Durst found this band. Yeah. So he's to blame. Everything. I guess. Everything that's going wrong is Fred Durst. I will say, I will say, I'm pretty sure Fred Durst is also responsible in a good way because I'm a fan of corn. I think he was the one that discovered their mixtape or something like that and gave them connections. Oh, really? And then yeah, I think he was also responsible for having them get their start. And, but, like, even without them, I feel like they would have blown up eventually because it was so different than anything that was kind of gone on. Yeah, somebody would have found it.

Somebody else would have found it at the very late. But it is so funny to me that, like, Fred Durst is responsible for that. Fred Durst does so many weird, like, I mean, I guess tangentially he's responsible because that that, that puddle of mud song that fucking, uh, she, she fucking hates me. That song was like really viral. That song went like viral early, like in. early internet like 2003, 2004, because somebody I remember made this like flash animation about, and it was like a parody. It was like a really old, like it was like one of the first internet parodies that I've

ever seen. It was like she freaking blocked me. And it was a guy talking about like getting blocked on aim or whatever the fuck, which is like insane. Wow. Insanely dated by today's concept. Remember aim? Oh my God.

I forgot about aim. Holy shit. I didn't use it. You were talking to random. You were accidentally talking to pedophiles on aim? Never. I never used it. Oh, okay. I didn't use.

You never used Dave? No, I only used, I was first, my first social media was Facebook in 2011. Really? That's insane. You skipped Myspace? Nope. So, I mean, I skipped Myspace too, but like, well, the thing, well, I made a Myspace. And then I remember being like, I can't do anything with this because like I, I, it wasn't like now where you can like. What was that?

It was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was. It was like, it was. It was like, it was. or 2006, maybe, I think. It was like one of those years. I think that was prime for like when that shit, when you like, we all learned a little bit of HTML code. I feel like that was the time when we...

Yeah, except like, I don't know. I think it was the timing and the technology was just not right for social media for me because I remember because now it's like, oh, you can take a photo of yourself on your phone and then make it your profile picture in like a, in like maybe like 10 seconds. But back then it was like, okay, I got to have.

an actual camera. I have to take a picture and then I have to plug it into my computer with like a USB and then it's going to take like hours to like download this photo and then I got to upload it with my slow ass internet just so people like I remember my first MySpace was literally just I didn't have any photos of me on my computer because I at the time I was like why would I? I had no use for that and I just uploaded a photo of like an Xbox 360 and then I logged out and never used it again. So, like, I didn't really understand the purpose of it. But I even, I had like AIM and like specifically MSN messenger I used.

I had, I didn't have AIM, I didn't have MSN messenger. I didn't have, uh, I had Ovu, but that's only. Oh, I remember. Oh my God. Wow. I had old Skype. I had old Skype, but I rarely used it anyway. Dude, you just blew my fucking head open.

Ouv. Ovu is such a... What even is that? It was a video... It's FaceTime on a computer before everyone used it. It was like ghetto Skype. Yeah, it was ghetto Skype. It was free.

I think there was like ads. I'm not super sure, but like it was... That's crazy because I remember my first girlfriend in college, we would talk to each other on Ouvu. And I remember that gold logo that with like the golden text. I was like, oh my God. That is, I haven't thought about that in fucking ages. That's like, do you guys remember On Live?

No. No, of course you don't. So On Live was game streaming as we know it now, like how like, oh, PlayStation now you can stream games. But this was in like 2011 and the infrastructure was just not, just not, it still isn't really there for it. But it was definitely not there in 2011. It was, it was ahead of, it was, it was just an example. of like you were just too too. Too ambitious.

You were too early. It's like Microsoft when they put out the first tablet computer in like the late 90s, early 2000s and everybody was like, we don't even have affordable laptops yet. Like what the fuck are you bringing out? Like what do you bring it out

of fucking tablet? I don't have a cell phone yet. I don't have a cell phone. Yeah, my phone still can't do anything. Like what are you doing? I can play snake on my phone. That's it. Do you remember playing those like phone games

on like, do you remember when flip phones didn't have backlights? Not, wait. Not really. I remember the boost mobile. My dad had a, my dad had a Samsung flip phone with no backlight. I'm talking original Game Boy style screen where it was just black pixels. Remember when? On a screen that you had to see in sunlight or light.

Chris, when they were when the back of the, remember when backlights first came out and they were all green? And then the Game Boy made the first white backlight. And we were like, they could be white. Remember the SP when it came out and it had fucking a backlight? And everybody was like, I know I have an advance that plays the same games. But I need an SP. It's crazy. We all switched over, bro.

We all switched over because I had that stupid little attachment that put a light, the little bend light. My homie had that. My homie had that. I remember the first time I got a Game Boy, right? First time I had a Game Boy ever, first time I ever had one, right? I remember being like, well, grandma, I'm going to go to bed. It's late.

Lying my ass off to her that I'm going to go to bed and go to sleep. And then she walks in. I'm in my fucking room, giggling, playing like Pokemon, laughing my ass off so happy. She was like, what the fuck are you doing? Go to bed. And I was like, how am I going to be able to see the game without her knowing I'm awake? And I was just like a conundrum for like an hour.

And I eventually, like the, dude, that backlight, I remember it came out when I was like, it's like 2004. The back. It was 2003 for the S for the SPS, I believe. I remember being four, but I could totally be off. I don't remember exactly. You might have gotten it no four. I think I might have got my M.

4. Maybe. The Game Boy Advance SP, February. Oh, early. February 13th, February 14th, 2003. Dude, I remember being like, I got to get this. Like, I remember I saw my first one. There was the black one.

There was the red one. There was the silver one. There was the blue one. I remember all of them. And I was like, I got to get this. Oh, wait. You might be, hold on. You might be right.

Because that was the Japanese. I remember when that was a thing. Different release dates for shit. Japan. Yeah, Japan got it first. Of course they. They always do. I mean, it's there.

But wait. Wait. When did, when did? Okay, hold on. Calm down. I'm like, that's just an underhand joke you got. But it's just theirs. They got it first. North America.

When the fuck? Oh, so. Okay, so March. Oh, so not that much later. March the same year? March and the same year. A month later? Yeah, a couple months later.

I think, yeah, like one month later and a couple days. But fucking that backlight was enough of a reason for us to buy a new machine. Yes, absolutely. Because it really did make that much of a difference. You can play any time at that moment. That was revolutionary. Dude, I remember, I remember going on long trips, like long road trips with my parents or not even like road trips, but like we would go to like Long Island. like go upstate when we lived in Yonkers

and it would be like we would go home late at night when the sun was down and I remember playing Game Boy and I had to like wait for streetlights to like pass by so I could see what was happening. It was it would be long stretches of darkness for like three seconds

of gameplay and then I would wait and wait so sad. So that backlight was like a savior. I feel bad about Sega though because Sega always had the best shit and nobody fucking bought it. Always too early.

They were always too. They are patient zero for that shit. Because they had, because the Dreamcast was like the first to do so many, so many fucking. In a world of endless notifications, there could be an important one you're missing. Your kidneys may be signaling an SOS. With high blood pressure or type 2 diabetes, your kidneys could be warning you of early signs of damage, which may put you at higher risk for events like heart attack or stroke, but there's a simple test that can help spot a hidden signal.

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which is like now like the switch now that's all this that's what the switch is now that's just the Nintendo switch is that console it's it's nutty they're fucking um yeah there's their hardware which was like oh finally we can have arcade quality on the console and then people are like yeah this is all right you know

this is cool I guess and they were like no no no no PS2 comes out and it's like like still not the same quality and everyone's like yeah I'm getting that shit. That's crazy dude. Everybody was like everybody was like I remember being part of that problem being like that's fine and then the dream cast being better than the PlayStation 2 and I'm just like I was so cool. I was a dream cast mark.

I was a huge mark. I was the leap in because like you would go to I would always tell my friends that wouldn't be paying attention. I was like, do you not notice how smoother the game. plays in the arcade machines. I guess they just weren't paying attention. I mean, do you know I realize like how much better these machines are when you go home and you play shit and it sucks ass?

You're like people, people did not have an eye for that back then. No. Like even just like frame rates in general. Like I have a frame rate snob now where it's like if something isn't minimum 60, I really can't play it. Like if it goes like to if it goes even if it falls to like 50 or something. I'm like I can't fucking do this. But back in the day, you know, I was I was playing games that were

chugging. And I didn't even really notice. You know, like, it was so true. You go back and play like any of those games now and it's like, holy fuck. How did I even, how did I do this without being nauseated? No wonder my parents couldn't sit there and watch this. Like, I'm fucking screaming looking at it. So like, I don't know, I think it's just like a, what do you call, an exposure issue or just like a, like a, like a literacy in tech.

It's crazy. It's crazy. I can deal with 30 frames, but I can't deal with anything I've seen at higher. Like if I play it at a higher frame rate, I can't go back. I can't go back to play some of that lower frame rate. Like if I play like Destiny at like 60 frames, I can't play it on PlayStation anymore. It'll make me throw up. I will vomit.

So I can't do it. But I remember being able to watch. I remember being able to watch. Remember, do you remember how, you know how things in the 90s have that weird like 90s film grain thing to it a little bit. And then when you remember it, you're like, it didn't have this. Why does it look so gross now? Like, every time I watch Power Rangers and I see Power Rangers, so I'm like before,

I'm like, that wasn't there. It looked so vibrant. What's wrong with this? I know exactly what you mean. It's just how our eyes are so used to. It's like the very, if you want to see the big difference between, like, say, quality of television versus how we see things and other means, it's sports is the best thing you can look at

watch sports games from like the 90s or 80s or whatever but look at the pictures from the same era and you're like the fucking contrast now is so insanely noticeable it's crazy back then I didn't notice too much I didn't really notice the difference too much more like oh it's a high quality shot

a photo of Jordan Dunking or something and seeing it on television wasn't the craziest difference now it's like watching it's literally like the difference between putting dog shit in your eyes and not having dog shit in your eyes. Like watching, like, seeing photos. It's crazy. I'm like, this looks so bad.

I'm, like, watching some of those iconic moments. And, like, this looks so bad. But seeing the pictures, I'm like, that shit looks fucking awesome. And I'm like, dude, what's going on my eyes? I do think some of it has to do with the way, like, the, the tech that we use, though. Like, because, and this kind of blew my mind when I saw it. I didn't really, I had heard this theory before, but I never really believed it until I, I went to like this flea market type thing where it was like a bunch of people selling old stuff.

And obviously I sought out the games guy because I was just like that's, I'm most interested to see like what that guy has. I wonder if he's got like a fucking Neo Geo or something. Just curious to see. And it was some guy with a bunch of shit. It was like exactly what you would expect. A bunch of racks with like GameCube and like PSU and like Dreamcast and something. It was cool. But then he had like in the corner an original Sony PlayStation playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on.

a CRT TV and it looked awesome. Like it looked like it looked like it looked like how I remembered it looking as opposed to like when you put in a new game into like a modern TV or like a modern display and you're like what the fuck am I looking at? Yeah, it's crazy how bad they look dude. But it's, but they didn't though. That's the thing. It's like it's literally just the consoles and games were designed to be looked at and played

on those television. because that's what everybody had. So then, like, you put him through, like, a fucking, you know, put them through like an HDTV, and it looks like a, like a watercolor painting melting in the sun. Have you seen Nele on a modern television, bro? It looks so bad. And I'm like, dude, have you seen Akorina of Time

or Majora's mask on a modern display? No, I have not. On purpose. I remember I could, I could not clean my glasses enough. I was scrubbing my I was like it must be my glasses like I'm it must be me because this TV is more than capable

of playing an N64 surely what was scrub my glasses I fucking dipped it in fucking acid and still like it was just it looked like a watercolor do you remember Okami that that PS2 game with like the wolf and it was like made to look like watercolour

it looked like that but not on purpose it's crazy dude It's wild playing those. It makes sense, though. Hmm. Right? Because, like, it does, it makes sense what you're saying because it's why all these, uh, HD versions have to come, uh, they have to make them.

Like, I was playing the, um, the Devil May Cry HD collection. And I'm like, yeah, this is how I remember it looking. I remember it looking like this. And I'm looking at footage of people playing it on, um, PS2. And I'm just like, no, there's no way. Like, I'm looking at it on YouTube, for example. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it does.

It like, is it exactly what you described it? It just looks like some oil fucking just blotchy. I'm like, what the fuck, man? There's no way it looked like this. And it's like, okay, to your point, using these modern fucking screens cannot capture. So I understand, I understand that aspect of it as well. It's, it is very technology and I guess our eyes fucking tricky. You know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah. It's a whole bunch of bullshit. Your eyes make you think everything's all right, but it's never all right. In fact, you're always in danger. Yeah, in fact, nothing is ever good enough. Never be happy. Never be happy. Being content is a lie.

That's fake. If you're content, you're okay with dying. Yeah, if you're content, why not just die, honestly? Anyway, welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. Welcome to the Stark Tank podcast. There's some, not a lot this week, honestly. That's why we kind of went off on a tangent. That's not exactly why, but I have a...

It's probably like... What do you call? Subconsciously, why? There's not really a lot going on on Twitter right now. Like, I looked... I looked... Not really much of anything. Although, there is this thing that I feel ignorant on,

that I don't know what the fuck is going on. I don't know what this dark Brandon shit is. I assume... I assume it's... What was it? Let us go, let us go Brandon thing? Let us go. brand done

I still don't understand that meme to be honest Like is that like a that's supposed to be like code for fuck you Biden right? Fuck Joe Biden So why not just say that So that's what everybody's like why you guys too you guys too pussy to say uh fuck Joe Biden Puffy uh yes that is that is part of it I would say that fuck Joe Biden sucks He's not a great guy so but um I know if you guys remember the origins of that and you guys listening there was I think it was some type of race car thing

some redneck bullshit everybody's driving cars in a circle and uh they're hearing the chant they're hearing the chant fuck Joe Biden and one of the reporters was like uh what are they saying

like I think they're saying let's go Brandon or some shit so it was born from that guy saying that they thought it was so cute that they all just started saying let's go Brandon and everybody knows it's cold for fuck Joe Biden and uh that took off which was I was kind of surprised I'm like wow that that that's not even that

clever I thought that what I mean this is what I mean about like because we talked about that what is it yeah this is exactly what I talked about with the with the um oh my god the Crowder uh Joe Biden farting video where it's just like it's just so it's so first grade all of it all of it it's like let's go britt that's cute let's go Brandon it's like oh my god or I'm like I thought that should have been like worth a chuckle for a that's like three days max no no it's not no it's not funny no it's not funny but that that has the shelf life but that has the shelf life of about three days you know like it's vaguely it's like vaguely amusing i guess bro yeah that's it's just to me it's hear let's go Brandon from fuck Joe Biden that's words like funny to me in that I'm like how did he

hear that or did he purposefully say something like that I don't know if the person that he was interviewing was named Brandon something I don't really remember that I don't remember who the fuck he was talking to so maybe that's why I don't know if he did it purposefully to spin it yeah or if it's not that important I literally heard that but either way I was like oh it's funny how that even happened what what a weird thing took off to the point where now you have people who are, you know, left-leaning, progressive, whatnot, that with the small amount of things that Brandon is doing okay, that basically they're just calling him dark Brandon now. He's basically, he's rising. And they've made him, they're making him powerful specifically to kind of piss

off the right. Like, they're giving him the red, you know, meme eyes, laser eyes. He's like dark Brandon, like, oh, like he's like some dope-ass character and stuff. But what makes him dark, Or like, what is he? Oh, is it like a student loan? So, dark Brandon is Biden, but dark Biden is dark branding? Yeah, it's basically, it's, it's almost like, it's almost like a Sith version of Biden. But in a way that, like, they're just saying, it's almost a way how the right would say somebody's based. Yeah, it's evil.

It's based. Yeah, it's like evil to them. So it's like, it's like, um, uh, evil Spider-Man still has his uncle. You know, like it's, it was like, it's like that meme, I think, basically. on how I can fucking decipher it. Yeah, because they're basically like, oh, dark, because he's a, Biden has become spooky to these people all of a sudden. Spooky Biden.

He's always been this milk, toes, senile, weak leader, can't do anything right. Look what happened in Afghanistan. He's literally, he's literally just the cryptkeeper now. Like, he's just, he just stands around regaling. And that's it. This absorbing chakra. The way that people are portraying him now, well, the way that the conservative media and people are betraying him now, like he's just, like he is actually dark Brandon. Like he's this fucking guy that's, oh, look what he's doing, the student loan forgiveness and all this other shit.

And he's just like, they're, they're so spooky and afraid of he's destroying the country. And so people on the left would be like, oh, dark Brandon, just tongue and cheek. And people on the right are getting very angry. So then you saw what happened with that speech he gave where he's in front of the colors that's like the, the flag. but then they all cropped it in, you know, and zoomed into that one part where it's all red. And then they're just like, look it. He looks like Hitler. He looks like a fucking fascist dictator.

So then it reinforced the whole dark Brandon thing. And not only that, in his speech, he talks about these people, not every Republican, but these MAGA people. You know, the cultists, these crazy ass motherfuckers, they're a threat to democracy. They're semi-fascist. And is that where that picture came from? or it's like him saying, get out of here. And it's like Hitler saying that to, like, it's a picture of him. Yeah, is that what it is?

Yeah, it's like that political cartoon by Ben Garrison. God bless Ben Garrison. Oh, he did one? He was like, yeah, yeah, he did one. And it was like Biden telling, to like, get out of here to like a MAGA hat. And then like, it's the, on top of it, it's the same image of Hitler saying the same thing to Jews. That's so awesome. As if he just said, hey, Jews leave.

That's so awesome. Hey, Scott. He's scat. Get out of it. here. Dude, I love this. Fuck off.

You, shoe, shoes. This is literal. This is literal fascism. It's just literal fascism. You guys don't get it. And then there's someone in a fascist country that can't eat.

And it's just like, it's not the same thing. The word fascism doesn't mean anything. It's not the same thing anymore. It is astounding. It did, yeah. So did racist.

So did racist. So did racist. Races meant something once upon the time. So did. So did the, there's other words I don't really want to say right now, but a lot of words once upon a time make something. And if you recall that, I don't have had weight. I don't feel like, I feel like fascism has held its meaning up until just very recent. Last four years.

There's a, there's a nice, there's a nice compilations of a lot of these political punants and YouTubers, for example, that have these shows. Or maybe they're not on YouTube anymore because they got banned. Well, people like Nicholas J. Flint is, if you've ever heard of him. Yeah. like these are like fascist people who talk about they don't want freedom of speech they want you like if you're a progressive or if you're if you're trans if you're anything that's decent or you're just regular person that they just don't see as traditional they want you gone banned and race they basically have very fascist ideals and they're very proud of it they want you and these people that's so heavy that's so I mean and it's real there's like there's rants of these people saying this shit open Open and honest. It's, we, we know, we have theocracy as well. And the, and the church, they're not even separating fucking government anymore.

So I feel like they're going to, a lot of them are going to lose their taxes status soon enough because now they're just like, oh, Trump won, this and this and that. And then always like, there's compilations of just still to this day, 2022, kill the gays, burn them, maim them, all this stuff. And I'm like, this is still happening. It's still happening. Imagine, imagine being that worried about gay people, bro. imagine being that worried about a gay person. Like, imagine waking up and being like this gay person is going to ruin my life. Them so far away from me doing whatever they're doing is the danger of me.

You think they're just going to, like, attack your penis. Like, you just, like, you just, you take your covers off and there's a gay guy under your covers trying to suck your day. It's like a grudge. Remember we've seen the first wedge movie? He, like, he like removed the thing and it's like, eh. He like freaks out and he gets pulled into the mirror. But instead of that, you get pulled into a drag show because it's gay people. So you get pulled into a drag show.

Yo, you know, somebody should do this. Somebody should make a gay grudge. I'm not a big guy. I love it. Gay grudge. The gay grudge. That's basically what these people are talking about. Oh, my God.

I love it. Biden gives his speech, right? He gives his speech. It's like 20-something minutes, whatever the fuck. And then these people freak out. The same people that have been calling Biden the biggest pussy ever. He's a commie. He's pathetic.

He's seen now. Now all of a sudden he's an evil mastermind that wants to wipe out everyone that disagrees with them. That is the narrative now. If you watch any conservative media right now, the narrative is he's fascist. There is fucking dog whistling with the fucking imagery. Everything to call him Hitler, which is so funny. I saw. That's what I did see that.

I saw the image of Joe Biden like doing this. or whatever? And then somebody was like, that's what Hitler did. And he put his hands up as well once. Hitler had a dog. Biden has a dog. They're both the same person.

Let me just say something right now. It's like it is, people laugh at horseshoe theory, but I'm telling you, man. Like, it is astounding how similar both of these sides actually are. If you really get,

like not in specific beliefs or in policy, but in the way that they psych themselves into these paranoid schizophrenic fucking head spaces and the way that they like think oh my god okay I was hearing too and I was just

like I was hearing ringing and I was scared and I was like I'm going to ignore that because no one supposed to be in my house so I'm just going to stay in my room and not leave that was deeply that was deeply concerning because we just finished talking about the grudge and that was like that felt like a scream like oh the call coming from within the house type shit.

Like, like a fucking, could you imagine? Can imagine a small Asian person walks out my mirror? And I'm just like, well, guys, don't come looking for me. Let me die. I'm by myself. No one come looking for me. Warned my roommates to come back to the apartment. Take everything I got my accounts.

Use that to find a different place to live. It's not worth it. Huh? It's not worth it. What if it just sucks you off? What if it does it really quick? What if it does it before you can, It's freaking register that it's happening.

Oh, oh. So you, so you finish, you finish. The gay grudge finishes you off. Are you gay? No, you're not gay someone such a dick. Are you grudge? No. Are you grudge?

You grudge, bro? But are you, I feel like, so you finish, but you finish, though. You finish completion. So what? Are you sure you're not gay? I'm yo. You sure the gay grudge has not. turned you gay by finishing you off.

Listen, bro, listen, bro. Listen, bro. What's going on here? Are you going to tell me? Are you going to give me an example? Right, bro, and I'm not gay still. Still, not. There you go.

There you go. There you know. Many a dude I've been sucked off, bro. See, I thought from my perspective, if you didn't come, if you didn't come, then you're not gay. Let me ask you this. When you come, you're gay, and I said the game's different. Would you come you're gay?

The moment you come you're gay in any context. Let me ask you something. If, let's say you answered that phone. Derek. You answered that call from Tom Sweeney while we were doing the guy. And it's him, but we're still on call with him. And it's like, hey, what's up, man? We don't do the podcast today?

And it's you. It's unmistakably you. I would legitimately think I was in a coma. I would immediately. No, no, no. This is, I would absolutely start like, like, like pinching my stuff. Just to make sure, like, am I feeling things correctly? Like, am I dreaming?

Because when you pitch yourself in your dreams, you don't feel it. It's like numb entirely. So it's like, am I, am I, what's going on? Like, that's my first thing to make sure I'm salient. But like, everything, like, the second that that happens, everything's out the window. That's fine. That means that you are either out of sync with the timeline or some crazy shit's going on. You know what's crazy?

The out of sync with the timeline's the best, probably the best outcome. Yeah. That's probably like the good ending. Like, oh, Kingston's just out of the timeline. It's fine. He's over there a while and he's fine. Instead of like,

oh, the world's broken and we found out via Kingston that the world's broken just now. I can't do it. That'd be crazy. I was so confused. I was like,

what the fuck is this? I saw the look at your face. And then I got scared sincerely. I got scared. I saw that. But, uh, or, anyway,

dark brandon. Dark Brandon of these these people are, they're now afraid of dark Brandon now all of a sudden, which is, I love it. I love it. I can't,

I can't properly express to you how much I love. These people who are all like civil war, we're not going to take this shit anymore, storm the capital. They have all their guns and shit. Now they're all of a sudden just terrified of this man. Yeah. There's like this whole entire,

Because I see this on TikTok sometimes too Or it's like I saw this TikTok like a couple days ago Some guy going like how did men go from this to this And it was like a picture of it was a picture of men on like in a boat Headed to the fucking beaches of Normandy about to get turned into fucking confetti And then like a picture of Harry Styles and a dress And I was just like what the this is fucking I think I think people think they're like excited when they're going

They're like, hop, hop, ho, America, go. Oh, no, they're just like, fuck. You think, yeah, getting shot in the head madly. They think they're singing fucking sea shanties on the way to the beaches of Normandy, having a little fucking Peter Pan James of the Giant Beach Adventure. I can tell you, I can tell you personally, my granddad, when he was going to Nam was crying. It was like, I'm going to a jungle. You know what I was born?

I was born. in North Carolina, and I lived my whole adult life in New York City. I'm going to a jungle in Asia now. He wasn't happy. He wasn't doing somersaults in a plane. He was terrified because his life was about to change forever. Fucking choreographed dance numbers and stuff. How they're going to kill the charlies.

Where they're doing the spins. They're like the pleades and stuff like that. It's like they think it's a commercial for a casino. Foxwood. Foxwoods is exactly what I was like in a just like oh man what a neat little adventure. I get to go to a foreign country and lose my friends. Like what kind of like that's not an adventure, bro.

I get to have a friend this guy from Arkansas then watch him explode next to me. You can at least excuse that guy if that guy was like some PTSD riddled dude that was in Afghanistan or Iraq or something and he was making the TikTok. Yeah, at least he'd be like, well, I had a great time. over there. You know how many babies I killed, man?

That was good. That was fucking silly babies. You know how many babies I just threw them up in the air and ran off? Let them hit the ground on their own. You know how many indigenous women I shoved into microwaves? Yeah. Like, the simple idea, the idea of someone. You know how many beagles I tossed into fucking Jerusalem from a high cliff?

Like, I don't. No, no, what? The idea of walking up to a crib, picking up a baby, walking outside, and throwing it up is the most insane shit ever. Trying to catch it with a drone? They're playing taps with a baby. I don't think I need to explain this anybody, but war is not fun. I don't think my dad looks fondly upon, you know, being in a ditch in Vietnam. I don't think that's like a thing that he cares too much.

I think that's the thing he looks back on with like, oh, what an adventure that was. Like, I don't think he plays like one of those like battlefields of Codoo-a-Dudis and he's like kicking back. This fucking, man,

this just reminds me of fucking, it's, it's the equivalent of being on a lot of moon. Reminds me of the best time of my life. Like, like, no, bro. These were good times, Chris,

as he's crying. That, yeah, that was the TikTok. It was like, it was like him going like, how do we get from this to this? And it's like,

obviously like the, the World War II soldiers and Harry Stiles. And then he goes, men used to be about adventure. And it's like, it's not adventure, bro. Like, also, also people are still in wars. You can enlist if you want. Like, Harry Styles is just some fucking, like a singer. You think Frank Sinatra was in fucking Vietnam?

Like, what do you talk? Like, he was actually famously not enlisted, even though people want him to. And I like how, I like how Harry Stiles represents all men, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like you have American men Storming Normandy And then you have this British bloke Just wearing a dress because he wants to

And it's this And it's just like how what happened to men That's the he that is men now As long as you know The first dick that was sucked all of a sudden Men are done men are done what happen to men Why couldn't we be more like the Romans Fucking each other and sucking each other and sucking

And sucking and fucking and fucking And sucking and sucking and fucking coming and sucking out of each other There needs to be more sucking. I miss what we But you could do that You could do that shit easily You could go back and look at those fucking Look at George Washington

And his powdered wig and his fucking little skirt And high socks And being like look at this fucking guy And then compare him to like I don't know Thor in the most recent movie And like how do we go from that to this? It's like what It's just different people

I bet if you took like the strongest person back then And the strongest person now They'd probably be more on par with each other Except maybe one's probably less healthy I don't know Less healthy by not nature of the fact that there's more disease being given to natives at that

time. But still. It's like, oh, man. I had to drink my fucking mercury in asbestos smoothie. I'll be right back. I don't know. I'm going to go whip my slave and come back and fight you in 25 minutes. I feel like all these people are silly.

Oh, my fucking God. I love these people, though. I really do. They are great. I love anybody. Stumbling upon these fools. They're so fun. These people are so fun because you're like, how do you, how do you live your life and come to these conclusions?

It's fascinating. It's really fucking fascinating. What my and bogg was me is the fact that, like, they haven't, like, just been blown up yet or, like, run off, like, or just, like, not slow down on, like, a really sharp turn or just, like, like, how are you real? Like, how are, like, how have you not just, like, I don't know, Aida Mato? That's like too fast and choked on the fucking mozzarella. Like or just there's just no way this many people could be alive. How have you survived? How have you survived this long with just all the complexities of just nor?

Like way smarter people die for way stupid or reasons. So it's like how come you haven't caught a brick to the back of the head yet? Like how was that fair? How was it that? How was it that Isaac Newton poured mercury behind his eyelids until he fucking passed away and then you're just here? You know what I mean? Like it is it is kind of wild. But, I mean, it's a lot of people now.

What confuses me more is, like, I can't tell, I don't know what's sadder. I can't tell if it's people who are that stupid and honestly believe these things, or people are kind of like grifting and kind of selling a narrative because they know it's popular. And that is just the way that they make, like, I don't, the way that they make their living. Like, I don't know what's more depressing. The idea that everybody is stupid or that everybody has no. I definitely, because I admire, I, I have a little bit of admiration for grifters.

I really do. I do. I don't deny. I respect them a little bit. It's hard, though. It's like, you know, I told you guys, I think yesterday that Tim Poole invited me on his podcast, on his, on the Timcast. But I thought of, I just, I don't think I can go. I don't.

I thought about it. And there was a part of me that's like, I want to go to get larger exposure for my music. Because I just wanted to jam with the guy. But the more I think about it, I'm like, I can't stand. this motherfucker. We should all go. We should go. Don't.

I mean, don't sign me up for anything. Don't sign me up for anything. I'd feel better if I had some backup. If I had some support, I'd feel better. You know, you know other people. I'm not going. I'm not going on Tim Pool. I'm not going to, I can't sit down

with Tim Pool. I can't sit down with him. But like, you know, you're lying to people and you're endangered people. And he'll be like, yeah, probably. They'll start playing his guitar. And I'll be like, I can't do this. I can't talk to you.

Behind the scenes, like I feel like, He seems at the time to go behind the scenes. He'd be like, in it great? Like, he would probably have, after you tell him, you were probably, you've probably ruined so many people's lives. And he's like,

I know it's great though. And he starts jammy, my concern is that, my concern is that he used to be that way, but now he, he, it's almost like, oh,

I drank some of my own Koolate a little bit. Like, that's my concern with Tim Poole. Like, I don't know. I don't know. I haven't talked to him, uh,

personally in a very, very long time. I would go on the show. I wouldn't really argue anything because I don't know anything, about policy. I'm not up to date on modern politics. He'd ask me like, oh, what do you think about this? I'm like, oh, I don't know.

Yeah, but neither is he, though, so that's the great part. That's crazy thing. When you watch his takes, I'm like, I just, I just, I feel like it's brilliant. I always go back to when he was saying that Trump's going to win by a 49 to 50 state landslide. Now, and I say this. That was insane. And you can only come to that conclusion if you're gone. If you're gone.

No, not gone. Because I feel like even the stupidest person be like, oh, how the fuck would Trump win California, for example. Like even the, or how would he went, like, you know, the bluest states that are always blue. Like New York. Like, how is he going to win New York because of the city? Like, there's certain states that, like, you already know are set in stone. And that's why a lot of people feel like, fuck, my vote is useless.

It is. It is. You should know that. Trump lost in New York and he's from there. You know, like. No one likes him there, bro. People don't like him there. People will show with him.

He'll smoke a blow with him, but they're not going to vote for him. I mean, that's real shit Long story short Like that that narrative That he was even saying and stuff like that I understand what he's doing This is what his audience wants And that's how you get paid the big bucks

I mean that's how you live a lavish life If you are going to be in the political space I mean look at You don't need to look any further than CNN's new owners CNN has always been left leaning Right for the most part Inoffensive

Now, now, if you look at what they're doing now, the vibe's different. Leading further and further to the right and even to the point where Trump is willing to start, because he's like, fuck Fox News. He went on his own website, no, his own tweeting thing or whatever. He's like, fuck Fox News. CNN's leaning in the right direction and I'm willing to help you guys fucking, you know, get back on top because he sees, you know, CNN basically retired of losing us. But wait, who owns CNN now? I forget. I would have to, I don't even want to.

I'll look at it up all you do. Yeah, look it up and see who owns CNN now. Because now a bunch of people have walked out of CNN, a bunch of people who were there for a long time. I would say like 20 people that worked at CNN that were like pundits and whatnot. They just, they're like fuck CNN. I'm not working here anymore. 20? Because obviously.

Jesus Christ. That's a lot. Yeah, because they're like, they saw the writing on the wall and they're like, we see what you guys are doing. You want to get the big bucks because you know the people on the right will literally, you can shovel hot lava in their fucking mouths and it'll be like give me more. And it's it's sad to say. I love the right, bro. I love it.

I love how I love how I love how something fucked happens, right? And their instinct is to defend horrible people. There is to defend. I think that's so crazy. Like something wild happens. Do you remember Roy Moore during the Trump when Trump I think was either running or he was I think maybe in his in the first term

well his only term he doesn't have a second one but there was this guy named Roy Moore who was I think running for like a seat in Congress or something he was running for something mayor fucking government

I don't know what the fuck it was but Trump backed him even though like there was like a lot of like really shady like pedophile adjacent information about this guy and everybody was like he's great though

because Trump likes him and I'm like bro that man is a storybook villain but okay That man. I mean, that's what's happening with all the Lauren Bobert, Marjorie Taylor Green, all these people that are just been backed by Trump.

They're all really fucking bad people. Matt Gates, they're all terrible people, but like Trump back then or something. So it's like, oh, cool. Yeah, we like this guy. And think about this, think what's happened recently with just the continuing with the kind of the same shit. The rating of Mar-a-Lago

and what the narrative keeps being fucking told. It's like Trump stole a bunch of documents. some toxic secret shit to the point where some FBI people couldn't even go through it they had to get clearance from other people because some of the shit was so secretive and they're just like oh this stuff was all declassified let's just say for the sake of argument it was even though it wasn't if it was it still didn't belong to him he still stole this shit he stole the shit doesn't belong to them they still don't care then that picture came out showing a lot of the stuff that he stole the picture came out showing all the boxes and stuff

were scattered out, the narrative became, oh, Trump said it himself, they're just trying to make it look like I left all that stuff out there and make me look like I'm messy and incompetent. No one thought that. It was just them taking the stuff and spreading it out to take pictures of it. That was a narrative random. If you look on some of the news networks, they're saying they're trying to make him look incompetent and sloppy and shit. And then the next narrative that happened is that there was a couple of folders that were empty, meaning the logical conclusion. Trump did some. something with them. Yeah. He did something to him. He maybe sold them. Who knows what he did with them? The narrative is now, and Donald Trump Jr. said, so now they're admitting that some of the folders were empty? Like, what are we even talking about anymore? You see what, like, what they're doing? But the base is eating it up. They don't think he did anything wrong still. It's the opposite of, it's the opposite of Trump's derangement syndrome. Because Trump derangement syndrome is absolutely real. Like, there are people who are just like, they're just like, fucking, they're weirdos. I remember, I remember seeing them all the time when he was president. And then people would like

tweet under him. Like, fuck you. I hate you. Every single. every single tweet that he tweeted. I'm like, bro, like, he's not seeing this. Like, you're not doing anything. You're just, it's literally just peacocking for everybody around you. Like, oh, look at how much I hate this guy who's easily hateable and is popular to hate. Like, oh, cool, good bully for you, I guess. But this is like the opposite where it's like, I love him.

He's my small Christ. The amount of, I watch a lot. So I watch a lot of religious content to see what the church is up to and stuff. What the first? What the fuck did you just say? Just see what the church is up to, man. I like to see what the church is up to. You got to see what these people are saying.

Dude, the reason why we have theocracies is because nobody's fucking watching them anymore. Like, this stuff is happening because no one's seeing what they're saying. Every day, kill the gays. Give us more money. And saying, Trump is going to go. Give us more money. I swear to you. No, I don't think you're lying.

I just think I love that I love that the two taglines of theocracy is like kill the gays and give us money That is so fucking funny I check into these pastors and preachers They're shitting on gay people and they're pissed off that you're not and people aren't tithing enough It's crazy there's this guy there's a black preacher that was mad that they weren't given enough because he wanted to buy a new watch Oh my god literally he was talking about a new watch I need a new watch and you guys aren't helping me out enough and I'm like, this is crazy. Why can't...

Imagine if I did that to YouTube. I was like, guys, what the fuck, man? I've been trying... You see that James Bond... That new roly. I can't get my roly because you guys aren't tithing enough. You guys aren't giving me enough money, enough super chats.

And then they would immediately be like, yeah, suck my dick. But they'll, those motherfuckers are like, and they just open up their wallets. The audacity of the church in general to, like, come at you with like a long, like a basket at the end of a long fucking bamboo stick and be like I remember being in church and being like this

this like this is all fine because I didn't go to like a church that was like the church that I went to was very it was like a fucking Catholic church in New York so it was like hey just like be kind to people around you and stuff like it was like a really generic fucking place was like yo get them but but then they would they would But then it would come in at the end of it with like this guy with like a big stick with a small basket at the end of it.

Like a picnic basket. Like a fucking yogi bear picnic basket. It's like, you need money, money. I'm like, what do you? The money boo boo. This I don't even think there's electricity in this building. What are you paying for? It just felt amazing.

Just fucking felt bizarre. I never had to deal with that. I went to church a lot and I had the problem for me with church was we ran into a lot of, of the classic hypocrites. the church going hypocrites. That was my problem. It'd be people, everyone, everyone trying to fuck the pastor. And then me not coming to church a weekend would get everybody talking. And then like, it'd be all these women that have objectively had abortions.

But in the face of the congregation, they're like really anti it. And I was just constantly like, you guys are the worst humans I've ever met in my life. And you guys think you're great. That's what makes you so terrible. You guys think you're all amazing to the point that my grandmother was just like Kingston, just don't come anymore. Just don't come anymore because they're going to always try to make you feel like you're some sort of terrible person. I go there for the word and I leave.

You're just going to go there and insult people for hours. So just stay home. And I was like, all right, bet. That was the best. Being excused from church was the best. That was amazing. I fought. I fought hard until they stopped saying dumb shit to me.

Eventually they learned to stop saying stupid shit to me. And I was like, all right, cool, I'm good with this. My parents just stopped. Me and my parents just stopped going. I think my dad, my mom and dad were just like, eh, it's Sunday. I just want to watch the game. You just want to chill. Which is what, I mean, I mean, dude, there's so, I can't stand it, man.

I can't stand it how much, like, we're behind. This country that's supposed to be the best country in the world, how behind we are and fucking everything, right? Like, you look at, like, Australia, for example, it's like 80, percent secular or something. And now I know there's way less people, but still. Come on. They're just like in unison like, ah, yeah, that old shit's kind of dumb. You know? Yeah, but it's different in Australia

to be fair. Like, the reason why Australia is secular is because there's no reason to believe in God there. There's no prosperity. There's no beauty. There's big beauty. I was the reason to believe all right. There's having some Australian women, there's fucking beauty there, right? There's beauty.

There's prosperity. Wait, wait. Wait, wait. Australian women, that's different. No, no, no, hold on a second. Hold on. This fucking piece of shit right here. I'm pointing, pointing, this piece of shit right here.

I can look at a woman. Has been fucking dogging on my wife and dogging on European prods. And then all of a sudden he's like, Australia, when we're dissent from fucking Europe. No, no, no, Derek. Derek, Derek, Derek, Derek, Derek, you've been exposed, you've been exposed.

One second, Derek, one second. One second. I've never, I've never said one ill word about your wife. She's a fantastic person. You, you are the problem, Derek. It's you. You did it. She's fine.

She's done nothing wrong. You married. All right, Farrakhan. He had some good points, except for about, like, Jewish people. Like those Hitler-esque people being turbites. Those Hitler-S points were kind of wild. But other ones, you had some good ones, bro. I stand by that.

That's like being like, you know, Hitler is pretty fucked up. But he got the Autobahn, man. You know, that's a good ass sister. He got the auto-vimer. A lot of medical progression, Germany got out of the hole that was caused by a certain group people. I'm not going to say anything. Oh, stop. Stop.

I hate those talking points so much. These people are like, oh, the Dodgers did terrible. Like, no, they didn't. Oh, my God. You know what I was one of my favorite tweets. One of my favorite tweets ever was some guy, I don't remember who it was, but it was just like one tweet. It was just like, you under no circumstances got to have it, got to hand it to Hitler. or something.

It was just like that was just the tweet. It just like it fucking cracked me up under no circumstances. Do you got to hand it to Hitler? The worst, worst, worst, worst, worst, worst part is that in, um, like an intellectual writing and reading and stuff like that, you have to hear people say things like that. You just have to because someone's going to be like, it's objective truth. So someone's going to objectively be like, no, the Nazi party, though they were bigoted and all this stuff, what are some of the things that came out of it?

And you've got to be like the use of cortical steroids. I'm like, all right, one good point, too. And then you feel like you're in a room where people, because there's this one asshole that's like, yeah, yeah, they did that. Like, you feel like you're just in a room that's kind of being like the Nazi party's good. And it's like, it's weird being in a position where you're just being like trying to argue positive things about that. You know what I mean? It's just like maybe it's like you don't got to be there.

But what the fuck? we're even talking about. How did we get here? I'm talking about the fact that Derek insulted me. I can say anyone is beautiful, Derek. I just wouldn't. This motherfucker, somebody on the podcast is going to be pulling up some shit of you. Of course.

Dogging fucking white women. Fucking just say some shit about them being devils and all this stuff. Show me the stats that disprove it. And I'll immediately disagree. Show me the stats, bro. I can show you several stats that prove it. Like, come on, bro. I think Australia

Look I'll say Australian women are beautiful But that that continent is a godless place Hey man You you you I wouldn't live there Like America's rough But like you play Red Dead Red Dead Redemption And you're like this is a

This is kind of a beautiful country Before we fucked it up And Australia You go to Australia And then you go out of the airport And then a spider Walking on two legs Walks up to you

Pulls its hand out of its pockets And pulls out a gun And says Give me all you got, but it's in spider. It makes no of those noises. But it is saying it though. You got a whole person who doesn't want to murder you. And you understand because the universal symbol for pull-out gun from pocket is give me your things.

So you do it. And then you're in the heat. You're in the desert. You got deer that stand up on two legs with a big pocket in the middle with their jacked as shit. They're hopping around with talons on their feet. Alligators running at Mach 10. It's a scary... The plants kill you.

There are spiders there that scoop your face out. Like an Oreo. Like, no, man. Australia is bad. I don't think it's the worst, though. Australia is really bad. Look, man. Any Australian in the fandom can come in and they can...

You can write your piece. You can say your piece. We'll give you the floor. But like... When the Australian fan base will give you the episode is you just talking about how bad Australia is for two hours. I think. But I think about how, okay, look, the United States is so big.

If you took the worst parts of the United States and put it in a continent as small as Australia. It would literally be on fire. Like, you know what I mean? I feel like there's a, like, it should be too big and spread around. It would be Detroit. It would be Elizabeth, New Jersey. It would be Detroit, Jersey. It would be Florida.

It would be absolutely Los Angeles. Florida, Los Angeles. Now, think about like some tornado alley's state that were their homes are destroyed every month. It would be all of Kansas. All of Kansas, all of Kansas, Detroit, Elizabeth, New Jersey, and Los Angeles. And then shoved into a pretty door. And 1990 South Bronx. In the 1990s, South Bronx.

And that would be pretty much explosions happening. You don't need the year in front of that, my guy. You can just say the South Bronx. The South Bronx is fine now. The 1990 South Bronx was on fire. Which part, is it the Bronx? Which part of, which is it that everybody's saying is all like gentrified and all hipstered out? Brooklyn, Brooklyn is gentrified.

Brooklyn was the worst place in New York for decades. Brooklyn had the highest crime rate and the planet on the planet once upon a time. That's crazy. Hold on, hold on, because you know that that can't be true. No, it was. Brooklyn, New York had the highest crime rate. I mean, I mean, it's true. But like the planet, you're telling me the Bronx.

You're telling me the Bronx had like a higher crime rate than like the fucking Congo. I said on the planet, not ever. Not ever. On the planet, I mean I'm referring to at that time. Not ever in history. No, no, no, no. But what I'm saying is there is no way that at the time that the Bronx was the highest rated crime rate in the world that it actually was. because there's no doubt places with higher crime rates to the degree that they're not even

taking those numbers down because who cares? Like people disappearing in Russia and shit like give me, come on, come on. But you got the highest crime rate was in Brooklyn on the planet. You have to understand by being born in Russia, they agree to the fact that they make. All right. All right. We should move on anyway because Kiwi Farms is dead. Oh, right.

Kiwi Farms got nuked into the into the other. other ground. They're gone entirely. It's insane. It's kind of crazy. It's insane. You deserve it. It's kind of depressing that it's kind of depressing that, uh, because right, I believe as far

as we know, it was taken down because of, uh, there was this like weird campaign that they were like running kind of like, it was a bunch of people, like, Kiwi farms for people who don't know is like, it's like, it's basically a glorified stalking forum. Like is kind of how I remember it. It was just like a bunch of like. Like crow magnin, no chin having weirdos, like just kind of mouth breathing at each other and like typing shit about like, oh man, I dobs is a cuck or like fucking like all this other like just like really stalking people to the point where they were finding people's houses and like just like constantly talking shit all the time. Like it was like a really fucking. I remember I went on on that site a couple times just because I was curious.

And some of the shit that they had to say about me is like hilarious. Like, I thought it was funny, but it's so sad also. Like, I felt genuinely bad for some of these people because I'm like, damn, bro. Like, this is next level pathetic. Like, so I don't, I don't feel bad that they're gone. I'm glad that they're gone. It bothers me, it bothers me, though, that Keffels, of all people, is the one that took them down. Because Keffels is kind of just bizarre based on what I've seen.

I don't fully understand this person. I've seen... Oh, go ahead. No, no, go ahead. That's the thing. I think on the surface, a lot of people don't know that much about Keffels.

And I did a little bit of a deep dive because of these, you know, I was like, who is Keffels? And why is there some people? There are some people on my timeline that were shitting on Keffles. Yeah, yeah. What's the problem?

I didn't know what the problem was. And apparently, if you do a little bit of a deep dive, a lot of stuff that the Kiwi farmspeople were doing, but to a way lesser extent Keffel seemed to be completely fine with like deep platforming taking people's

form of income away just trying to destroy people's lives like literally destroy their lives she part took in a lot of that stuff and encouraged her audience to behave in really shitty ways and stuff that we detested back in the day with YouTube when we were

really active in talking about controversy and political bullshit and so I thought that was kind of unfortunate But one thing, just Kiwi Farms, they poke the fucking bear, dude. They poke the fucking bear. They mess with the wrong person because they probably thought that, first of all, since Keffels is a trans woman, by default, a lot of these people on Kiwi Farms, just like, oh, she's a groomer. And the reason why, if you guys don't know this, why they always say trans people are groomers and stuff is because there's a lot of advocates that want younger people to have access to HRT. you know, because transitioning when they're younger, like, say, with parental consent and shit like that,

is better for their mental health than transitioning when they're fully grown. Like, say, if you're a man, you want transition to a woman, you have a better chance of transitioning and being like a, you know, it sounds messed up to say, but passable, right, to be like, oh, this actually looks like a woman and blah, blah, this and this and that. And it's just better for mental health. It's a whole thing. So the reason they're like, oh, they're taking advantage. They're trying to indoctrinate kids. They're trying to do this.

this is evil even though hr t is considered medicine right but they're like this is evil and then you know you'll take them to church and give them guns and all the shit's totally fine nothing wrong with that nothing wrong with that all take this gun instead the jr 15 instead the jr 15 i remember that being a whole thing we were talking about one day about the junior ar 15 the junior assault rifle and i was like this is that's okay but yeah but i digress on that It's just they mess. Keffels obviously got a bunch of pull. Apparently Keffles got doxed by the people of Kiwi, which doesn't shock me at all.

That sounds about right, yeah. Yeah. And that's when Keffels was like, all right, I'm probably in trouble. So she raised money or someone raised money for her. She made a fuck ton of money. I got to tell you, I'm a little jealous. Even though she's in fucking, I never want to be involved with these people. Because I had a little bit of a taste of it because of, you know,

Andy Warfsky that got knocked out like a couple weeks ago or whatever. He was boxing. He got knocked out in like fucking like 10 seconds or whatever the fuck it was. While he was streaming with all those neo-Nazes at a certain point like that guy, JF. You guys remember that French Canadian guy? Do you ever see him? Jesus Christ.

When he was streaming around that guy, he started making up a bunch of rumors just to appease these Kiwi farms type people. And that was when he started making up rumors about me. I didn't know about it until one of my buddies told me. And so some of these degenerates started coming to my social media. And I'm confused. Like, what did I do to these people? I've never even talked to these assholes because I don't want to deal with these people and get swatted.

And I'm black. You're getting swatted is different. It's fucking different, bro. So I stay away from this shit. I'm like, I don't want to. I watch from afar. I never comment. I'll never like say, I've watched a lot of this weird shit go.

down between like the Ethan Ralves and all those people that we the locales I watched from afar do not get involved other than when I saw I Newarkie get knocked out I started tweeting about that because I thought that was fucking hilarious I was hilarious I just like it was that was too funny to me but uh anyway she got involved with these people and felt like my life's in danger raised a bunch of money and moved somewhere to uh in Europe she said I'm fucking off to Europe apparently these autistic motherfuckers found her through like a door knob or some shit Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was the same thing as like the what do you call the He will not divide it. He will not divide it. I think about that a lot because it's so good because it is insane that there's like they tracked fucking airplanes

and like clouds to find this because it was just a camera aimed at the sky so they were tracking like time of day and like plane air traffic control and like the way the clouds would form and dissipate and like weather patterns and then they found it.

It's like you can can't hide from certain people. It's just like it's futile. It's really terrifying actually. It's scary. It's scary that people put that much effort into anything. It's really disgusting. And I say this

genuinely, not as a joke. I mean, these people are on the spectrum. That's the type, that's like, that's what it takes to be able to track that fucking well. To be that hyper focus on something. Door knob. I've seen that door knob in Denmark twice. It's something.

like that. It was literally, they found out what type of thing it is, where it's popular. They found her or whatever. There was a post because whoever their parent company was that hosts them

and has the whole DDoS protection, I forgot what their name is. But they first came out and said, yada yada, a free speech. Then there was two smoking guns. A bunch of people started putting pressure and pulling money

in their fucking stocks tank. They're like, oh shit. And then a perfect way to pull the trigger is somebody posted on Kiwi Farms that I found them. We're going to get her to go to this place. I forgot donut shop. I forgot pastry shop. I have some boys coming through that are going to kill her or bomb the place.

They basically were just posting that they're going to murder this and probably a bunch of people with them. So that was like the perfect excuse to be like, okay, this is enough. This needs to be shut the fuck down. And many of people have tried to get rid of Kiwi Farms because it has been linked to multiple suicides. And then finally, like it got, which was nobody thought

it was going to happen. That's horrifying, dude. That's terrifying. It's fucking crazy that, like, I get the internet, what the internet is,

but it is kind of nuts that, you know, that there's companies that will, they'll just host it. They'll host this type of shit. They'll just, they'll just do it. Yeah,

I'm not shedding any, I'm not shedding any tears for, uh, for QI form. They're even, even they're fucking, um, what is it,

uh, their way back machine, their internet archive is gone. Like you can't even look at it on the archive. So they actually just straight up got like, they got erased in a way that is not common. Like they're actually just, they are ashes.

They're poof and gone. And compared, like, because there are websites that are gone, right? But like, you can go onto the way back machine and you can see what was on them. Like,

you could go back and see 20, 2010 YouTube if you want. Like, that's available there. You can go on lively kids, though. Like, that shit is. Gone.

Yeah, you can still go on lively. You can still go on EFARC, you know? EFuck is gone? Is EFuck gone? EFuck's not gone? No, that's what I'm saying. It's like, well, what I'm saying is like even that's still around. Oh, okay.

But, uh, but, uh, it's the funny thing is how I felt like, I felt concerned, even though I haven't been on that site in years. What EFuck? I still felt concerned. There's probably a bunch of new stuff on there. I want, I want, I want to go. I want, I want to go. I want to go. I used to do.

I used to go on, um, I used to go on quarterly. I used to go on EFuck Quarterly Like say I would go like like four times a year Or three times a year And then I stopped I remember specifically In 2015 I stopped And I was like fuck I haven't been on in a while

And I'm sure I'm sure man You've got a treasure trove of content now Too much stuff I want to go on I went on one time with my ex-girlfriend in 2018 And then I saw A Japanese girl is throwing up on this guy and his, what do you call it? His breakfast, cereal.

And then I was, I was gone. I was already like, I was, like, I tapped out. I was like, I've already, I'm good. Imagine getting splattered with lucky charms in the middle of that, man. Holy fuck. Oh, man. I've been trying to convince Lily to go on an eFuck dive with me, like, one day we just going to EFuck for like an hour and just watch a bunch of fuck shit.

But I know she can't sustain. saying that. Like I feel like if I do, if she goes through with that, she'll either leave me or the person she'll become I won't love anymore. And I'm scared. That's reasonable. Dating you.

Does this be me? It's a fucked up female Mexican virgin of me dating me. And I'm like, oh man, you were good once upon a time. You had a light to you. It's over now. But, uh, I like, I like corrupting women. It's pretty cool.

It's funny. Jesus Christ. Hearing women makes me laugh, but it's like emotionally, not physically. Anyway, Nikki Ziggy wrote in. Nikki Ziggy wrote in, he says, hey, why is it that when I hear sexist bullshit from Andrew Tate, I couldn't care less? But when the snark tank trio shits on women, I find myself overwhelmingly agreeing and I start beating myself up. That way you don't have to sully your hands. She's one of my friends.

That's so terrible. Yeah, shout out to Nikki. her and her mans were in Vegas. We met up. We went to that that, what is it called? That restaurant, Dix, you know, a notorious restaurant where they treat you like shit. Really? And I've heard about this. Yeah, I've heard about this thing for

fucking years. So you went? So we went, because she was like, oh, we're going to be in town for some shit, like some thing. And then I was like, all right, yeah, cool. Hit me up if you end up showing up. And it was a big UFC event. So I was like, bro, I got to, I can always stay for so long. So we hit Dix and then we hit the Excalibur arcade. And I gotta tell you, man,

Dix was actually, it was at least the guy that we had. This guy was fucking hilarious. And yeah, they have no filter and stuff. It's a pretty cool website. I'm a website. What the fuck am I saying?

Pretty cool, um, restaurant. And it's actually a, the only place I would not mind being a server. Because you can just shit on the fucking customers. Like just, and the guys like coming over to me and like talking shit about some,

you know, some fucking tiny Mexican and how disgusting he looks and I'm like, dude, what? There's some gross-ass people there and like pissed off that there's this fucking hot ass shit with this average looking guy. And he's like,

what the fuck is this bullshit, man? And he's like, dude, I'm going to try to get at her and I'm like, dude, like, really? And yeah, it's pretty cool, man. It's pretty cool. Oh, but shout out, knock on Nicky Zicki. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I don't know, should we talk about the deaf noodle stuff? Should we save it? Like, I don't know.

because the deaf noodle stuff is slightly interesting. It's just more like this guy's like weird. So I don't know if it's like really all that much juice behind it. But I guess just to touch briefly on it. Sure. This dude, deaf noodles. He's like,

he's like a Twitter drama guy, I think, based on like what I've seen from him. I could be wrong. But he just, he used to, I remember I would see his tweets on the timeline all the time about like, you know, I don't know,

like Trisha Padas. engaged or something. It would be like all caps. And he's like one of those guys. He's just like tweets news in all caps, but it's all like drama news. So it's all just like vacant bullshit. But he recently tried to delve into like stand up comedy and he had this big roast battle thing, this big roast event. Anybody who watches Charlie knows, there was like this big roast battle that he had like a bunch of people participate in this rope, this, this, this, um, roast battle in person at like a venue. and everything.

But nobody there knew each other. So it wasn't like a roast, it was just random people. I don't know. No, exactly. It was a shit show and like he wasn't funny. And then everybody was like making fun of it. So he threw another thing together.

And then that wasn't funny either. And like he assaulted somebody at the most recent thing. Like he invited somebody to come. He invited this salvo guy to come to this event to like put up or shut up basically. Like he calling him out. And then he showed up. Right. And then he pushed him from behind into the crowd or whatever and had bodyguards.

And it's just like the most, the saddest fucking thing I've ever seen. I love it. I love it. I don't know. If anybody wants to look into this shit, I highly recommend it. It is very amusing.

I knew, I knew he was pretty unhinged only because the first time I ever saw him, he was actually kind of vouching for him, putting him on the show a lot, putting him on the show a lot, on a show on his podcast and stuff, but it was more of an alliance against Keemstar. It was for like purposes of that. And then at a certain point, this is when I noticed something was weird

about this deaf noodles guy, was he started, um, he somewhat started picking up almost like a New York accent. Like he's not from New York at all, but he like, the way that he started like telling news, because he was like doing that drama stuff. And people were like, what the fuck's going on with this guy?

And he'd be like, yeah, so today and today's news, we got. over here and they were like what the fuck's happening and like it was not like a joke though he was just doing it for episodes and people are like something's wrong with this guy something's wrong here something something this guy's a little weird and and i noticed that he stopped appearing on the h3's podcast so i don't know if he was like oh i don't know what's going on with this dude i don't know if he's a little weird and then i guess it devolved into this live shit that really exposed that like oh this guy doesn't have any talent or anything

He's just, he's just around. And I guess people are wondering how the fuck he even blew up in the first place, because that's where I'm at. I'm like, where the fuck, like, it's, it's more of a train wreck. You know, I feel like it's, I feel like that's kind of more of what's interesting about it. But it's weird. It's weird, man. I do need to maybe watch a video. I'm sure somebody's made a video and detailed about all the shit that's going on because I'm a little bit behind you.

Yeah, it's not crazy, but it is, it's worth a chuckle. but that's really all that's that's happened. Rest in peace, I guess, Kiwi Farms. We hardly knew you. All right, Pete Kee, I'm glad we didn't.

And Dark Brandon. And Dark Brandon still still in the middle of his rain. We'll see how that turns out. Floating around, shooting lightning out his hands. That's what he does, man. Click and collect. Order confirmed.

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hairs blonde and the summer. I do remember there's this right-wing artist who mostly, it's, most of his drawings are kind of, like, they're well done, but they're also mostly mostly like one note. They're like really hyper detailed. I'm sure like some of you have seen him, but there's this one great one that he did of Joe Biden stealing the blackness out of this lady. Oh, right.

That was classic. And it is genuinely like a good, it's a genuinely good comic and it is funny. Are you going to vote for me? No, then you ain't black. Then you ain't black. Their eyes are open. She looks like one of those like on the boondocks. Like who's it?

You know Robert's daughter? Yeah. The hybrid. I forgot her name, the Fusion. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The hybrid. The little half and a half. Yeah, whatever her name is.

Anyway, anyway. Anyway, let's move on some questions. We got to get a black off of somebody. It'd be terrifying. Or actually, should we, should we, should we mention what we talked about? You want to mention it now? You want to mention it now?

We could, we should have mentioned it probably earlier, but like I guess before we go into questions. So we are in the process of kind of revamping the Patreon. We're in the process of revamping the show in general. We're adding some perks to certain tiers. We haven't finalized everything yet, but it's some pretty cool stuff.

We're also talking about doing an extra show. I don't know if we've decided on the frequency of it yet. I think one extra show a week is kind of cool. I think that'd be really cool. But exclusively for Patreon. It's not going to cut, it's not going to bleed into this show. It's not going to take any content out of the show.

This show will still be the same. It's still us interacting with your questions and stuff and doing current events and shooting the shit. But the extra show is going to be media-oriented. So basically we'll have, We haven't finalized everything out yet. We don't have a name for it yet. We had an idea, but...

Yeah, basically like... Just fucking around with like movies and games on a more deep level, I guess. And having that kind of exclusive to the Patreon, so that won't go to free feeds, but it's just extra supplementary stuff if you guys want to check it out. That won't start immediately towards... I'm thinking like towards the end of the month, we'll have everything pretty much ready to go and finalized.

But we're in the process of doing. doing that. So if you want to jump on over the Patreon, we'll have some more info there in the coming week or two. We'll have some polls based on what media you want this stuff to be on, like what movies, TV shows, whatever the fuck. And we just want to add some more stuff, basically, to the Patreon side. And yeah, so pop on over to patreon.com slash your snark tank. And, yeah, see if what's there tickles your fans. Yeah, you're better, though. Anyway, let's...

Better though, seriously. Oh, Lancey, yes. Yeah, you better, though, for real. We're going to hurt you if you don't. So, Keem Starr's cum-soaked sponge beard, wrote in. Oh, God. Hello, funny, man.

I was listening to the last episode with Sween and Derek, and it made me wonder, would any of you ever be interested in doing history-type videos? It doesn't have to be anything super serious, but hearing you guys talk about political history or just history in general would make the subject way more interesting. Thanks for your question. This is, I don't know, I mean, he didn't, I guess this was an episode with just you guys.

It was episode before, it was episode before last, I think. Yeah, because I don't think like this, I don't know, for me, I'm not a history person. Collins is a history guy. I love history. I love it, love it, love it, love it, love it. It's so insightful. Oh, yeah. I, the interesting thing is I've always thought about it's, it was just like count dangula, for example.

when he delve into his what he does now is he talks about historical figures or sometimes moments but he does it in his style and his cheeky Scottish accent and it's very popular and I've always thought that was one thing that was missing from history or certain subjects is interesting people actually talking about historical stuff my problem is I do not have the patience to do research like a lot of these people will do teams like some of my favorite channels like biographics for example

it's a team of like just a head like maybe like three people so they have the editor and the host I think Matt Taylor what the fuck his name is guy that writes the script if there was a script put in front of me

I would 100% do it I just do not want to fucking I gotta spend all this time researching and shit like that it's the same thing with I thought about true crime is missing blackness you know there's

I was like, there's missing. There ain't enough niggins of true crime. It's true, though. It's true. That field is predominantly white women and a few white dudes. It's not a single black. A black woman would fuck that area up. It'd be insane.

Right. And so if you had somebody to like do, because it's like one of the true crime, the only true crime guy that I watched every once in a while is this guy, this Irish dude named that is the channel's that chapter. And I think he has like, a guy that he works with. And then his channel's just insanely massive.

And so if I found somebody to partner with that would be willing to do the research and then I'll be the host guy, I would fucking absolutely love to do history or true crime or what the fuck ever. Yeah. I just say I'm not. That's not a bad idea. I do think you always have to assess what's missing from certain things. To be able to add. Because like, yeah, because I do think, because when I started delving into politics, I specifically remember feeling like there's not really like, I remember like watching a lot of political content, but it was always very didactic or very, very, very, very serious or very, or even if it was funny, it wasn't really all that.

It wasn't, it was just like more just, I don't even know how to describe it. Just like, it wasn't all that interesting to watch. So I was like, all right, well, I just totally ape. For the first year or so, like, I totally aped, fucking normal boots, like, peanut butter gamer and John Tron. And I just, like, was like, that's a good style. And I just attributed it to politics. And that was, like, a huge boon for that because I don't think there was really much of any of that going on at that time. I think maybe Shue was doing a little bit of that.

But that was it, really. Like, there was nobody else. Like, at the time, Sarkhan wasn't doing that. It's, fucking, you know, Blair White wasn't doing that. Nobody else was doing that. That's crazy. So you have to find, like, there are, there, it's hilarious that you mentioned that. because they're,

they're, they're, I can't think of a single minority true crime. You know why? You know why? Because crime for us is, it's not, it's not,

it's not something you can view with, like, with a, with a film. It's like, oh, I have a relative that was killed on some bullshit.

This isn't funny to me. This is just me at a funeral with someone I care about. I could have known that guy, you know, this young criminal was, just a kid in my class that just didn't get heard the right way and then he went down a bad bath so i mean white women white women making uh true crime stuff is kind of like i don't like a kid doing a book report about an animal that he sees at a zoo it's like he's not really i'm really

in danger he has nothing to do with it it's like it's like i'm just here let's not attack i'm just here i'm just here chilling i'm just here chilling it's like oh i'm safe behind this glass i get to watch all this crime happened this is so interesting because of the fact that i'll never experience it. I love, why do girls like crime documentary so much? There's, there's, um, I don't know, Nicky?

Ziggs, explain. She actually doesn't. She actually explains me she doesn't. Oh, she doesn't? She doesn't like that stuff. Which is weird. There's, uh, there's, uh, it's the same with, I guess a lot of people ask the question, why are there so many female fanatics of,

serial killers. Yes. What does that come from? It kind of ties into the same thing. And also, another question that could be asked is why is 50 shades of gray? Why was that so insanely popular with women? You know what it is? Twilight also was literally like Twilight was like, hey, I'm a vampire and I'm going to stalk you and it's going to be romantic. You know what's crazy? Grown-ass women love Twightlight. Grown-ass. Women love Twightlight. Grown-ass. My friend's mom liked Twilight. And I was like, Miss. Miss Stephanopoulos, that shit is horrible.

This series is terrible. How do you like this? I mean, I watched them all in theaters myself, you know, but still, like, how did you watch? How do you do this? You're a grown-up. You don't have to try to get pussy to do this. Yeah. There's just some, and obviously it's not all women.

There's just some women that just fantasize about these certain things. they're like, that's very fascinating. Look, man. I even have, look. I even have an anecdotal shit, too, about that. I know, I know what you're saying. I know, I know what you're saying, but I don't, look, I'm not saying. What, Chris?

Go ahead and agree with me. Go ahead and go ahead and step to the side. No, no, no. Step to the side of the poll. Go ahead. Look, I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah. Say it.

It's, it's a lot of women who like this. Like, it's not a small. It is a lot. I think it's the, I think it's the, I would, I would bet, like, I would bet 80% of women like true crime and if they don't like true crime they just haven't seen it or haven't heard of it yet I just feel like there is

I think it's the idea of the people that like it's not all women. Honestly, honestly it's kind of like sports to be honest. Like I don't like sports at all but I mean you really only have to look at the popularity of the NBA and the WNBA to know that like women just generally kind of don't care about sports like generally speaking

it's just like it's just not something they give a shit about, like, on a statistical objective. It's like when everybody's like, why doesn't the NBA, why doesn't the WNBA get paid as much as the NBA? It's like, you're fucking out of your mind. Like, that's not like, it's not, it's, that's not sexism. That's just like straight up like you don't,

you, you are not bringing in the audience of the other group that the other, that the other group is bringing in. It's like, I don't care about, I don't give a shit. I don't give a fuck about sports at all. It is, you will not find a, I don't think you'll, I don't think you could find a single woman who cares less about sports than I do.

Like, I sincerely am like an outlier in that sense. Like, most people that I know care about sports in some way. They watch the Super Bowl. They fucking... Or they have some team that they like or, you know, like, I get it. Like, even in Last Stand, like in Collins' podcast company, I think I'm literally the only person there who does not give a shit about any of it. But... Oh, yeah, he likes his New York Jiz.

I forgot that he's all about that shit. Yeah, he likes... He, like, watches... Jizz, jizz, jizz, jizz, I know he's all about the Jets. They all watch it, like, to the point, like, in the middle of a show, they'll make sports analogies or they'll, like, make... And I'm like, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. All right?

I mean, I honestly wanted to pop off about how disrespectful NBA 2K 23 has been to the PC, but I just, well, like, but I was like, wait, these motherfuckers, like, you don't even... Well, I know about video games. Of course I do. I do. I play 2K. What do you? You think I don't, you think I'm a black man that doesn't own two. K-22.

Like, that's crazy. That's it saying to you. That's it saying to me. Of course, I bought that game without telling anybody I bought that game, literally.

And I play it sometimes. You bought it out of obligation. Sometimes I play it and like my roommates come in there. Like, are you playing the NBA game? And I'm like, yeah.

You hurry up and shut it off. What do you want? Yeah. It was close for a week. Why didn't you knock? You change it to, you change it to, you change it to,

you change it to, um, fucking, yeah, magic the gathering, whatever. It's like, No, no, no.

It wasn't black. It wasn't black. Bro. I love imagining the idea of somebody going to like a game stop or like waking up, like, just like browsing Steam or whatever. It's like, oh, NBA. And they look at their arm and they're like, I got to buy it. Got to buy it.

I got to buy it. No, you think you don't have to buy it. You look a way to exit out and then you look over and it says purchase. And you're like, I didn't. I get it though. I feel the same way. It's like a Puerto Rican. Like, it's like, oh, I need, I, it's why I like stealth games, I think.

But I don't think that's, all right. I don't think exactly Puerto Rican, but I mean, I like stealth games too. Is that what's going on it? I also like stealth games too, but not, not like me, man. I'm sorry. But I don't think stealth is Puerto Rican. I feel like baseball is Puerto Ricans. I feel like that's a thing.

Like Puerto Rican's like baseball. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. Why don't you play MLB the show? Yes, he does. I literally, I literally have the show. Of course. I literally had the show.

Do you remember when I was playing it? We were like, oh, this is really cool. I was, I remember I was on the couch of my old apartment, like, and Kingston was on the couch, and I turned him, I was like, you know, I don't like baseball really, but this is pretty good. It's insane. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I don't know.

I don't know. It's my dad. It's my dad who put me in baseball team when I was like a fucking child. Of course. And then it was, and now I just like have this intrinsic. basic, like, I don't even, I don't like baseball. I don't, I would never play it again in my life or watch it.

Yeah, sure you would. But like, for whatever reason. If it was on, you'd watch it. If it's on, if it's on, you'd walk past, you, but what's going on here? And you'd stop. And then you'd get closer and closer to the couch and eventually be sitting down and you or your dad would be talking about baseball. That's what happens to me.

I hate it. That's a thing, that's a thing dads do. That's like, like, oh, what's going on over here? And then they stand as if they're not really interested. And then, like, they wait for enough time to pass to migrate over to the couch, but they do it slowly so, so like a T-Rex wouldn't notice. And it's like, oh, man, I, no, but. Like that, just sit down and hang out with me. Just don't, you don't have to be weird about this. Just sit down and also watch what I'm watching. That's the same thing with me. Dude, I played

baseball was the first sport I actually played. I did not get to basketball first. I didn't get to freaking soccer first or even like football. My grandmother was like, I like the Yankees. So you like the Yankees. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to play baseball. And I was like, Grandma, I don't exactly fit in here. And they're like, yes, you do. Go play baseball.

So for three years of my life from like eight to 11, I played baseball. Yeah, me too. And I was just like, I don't like this. Grandma let me play basketball. And she was like, no. No, you can't. playing this one. And then eventually I just went and joined basketball.

She was like, ah, whatever. You're not good anyway. I was like, well, I knew that from the beginning. I knew that from the beginning, Grandma. You just wouldn't admit it. I actually liked playing basketball a lot, like in elementary school, I think. It was probably around the time. Like, yeah, like 2003, 2004.

I played a lot of it. I fooled around with basketball when I was little, but I didn't like, I didn't like joined a little kid team. I could have joined a little kid team in the Bronx. I didn't join a team. I didn't join a team. I would play after school. because I was really good at, like, shooting.

Like, I was, like, I couldn't dunk it or anything. And I wasn't really all that good at, like, traveling. If you're a kid, if you're dunking as a kid, that's a nightmare. There were tall kids, man. Well, you adjust the hoops to be, to be the scale of, like, the group of people that you're playing with. Oh, no. You know, you're not, we suffered. We suffered.

We had the 10-foot hoop, and it'd be little-ass kids, like, well, you'd throw it up and you can't, you're just not strong enough. We would do that. We would do that for fun of a hoop yet. We would do that. We would do that when we were fucking around, but like, when we were actually, like, playing a game, like, we would, we would adjust it. But, like, I think, like, I was, I used to, I don't think I could do it anymore. Like, I used to be really genuinely good at shooting. But, like, not anymore.

You can get it back. It's muscle memory. If, you know, you can get it back. Because I remember when I play, I play basketball in Vegas with Lily's cousin, he's fucking dope. But I'm fucking old and fat and I can't move the way I used to or shoot. But when I was shooting the basketball, my memory, my muscle memory, my muscle memory, still there. I still have the same form. I can still shoot a basketball shot, but it's just like, my body doesn't feel the way, like I have this game plan in my mind about how it's just

the move, how it's to move the ball around, but you just can't do it. It's like when you play football, Derek, you still remember the way you set your feet on everything like that or how you're going to move or juke, but your body just can't do that anymore. But your mind, your mind's at the same game plan. It's like, oh, I would do this. Yep. It's horrible. It's horrible. You feel like what's, I'm so disgusting. This form It's so weak I don't know

I don't think I'm Weaker than I was When I was playing basketball But I don't know Maybe I just haven't I haven't been at I don't think I've touched

A basketball in like a decade So like I don't know Maybe Maybe it's time I have one Maybe I'll join a team Sometimes I do dribble practice But I'm not really

I don't fucking go on Play basketball anymore Which sucks There was one right by my house Before There was a basketball court Right in my house I could have just went

But it was in like a fucking school and I don't want to be around kids. So I was just like I'm kind of, I don't want to do this. I don't want to be that guy that's there and then like you know, just being a grown man, I put around kids. Yeah, it's never a good look. Yeah, it's never a good look.

Hey man, I got I got sour powder straws. You want some nerds? Like the kids come and talk to me and I'm like, you have out outside of the box. Like they're just nerds. You want some nerds? That is maniacal. You want some nerds? Bro, he pulls it to his pocket and it doesn't

stop. Like it's, it's like a... It's a long-ass nerds rope. He wants some. No, it's like a magician. It's like a magician when he pulls like a, it's like a magician when he pulls like a sword or something out of a hat or like, or like a, oh, I'm pulling like, uh, or like the clowns with like the, what is it, the multi-colored handkerchiefs? It's like, it's like, it's like, look at all these nerds. He's pulling it out of the coin pocket. You know that little pocket in your pocket? The top one, the little top one. The little pocket. He's like, he's pulling

nerds out of there and he won't stop. It's going on for minutes at a time. It's like it just keeps going. There's more than enough to feel like a gallon. And it's just like, that is fucking nuts. Don't worry about it. Do you want some, though?

These are nerds pants. They always have nerds in them. Would you like to see? That's so terrible. I have to go into the dark to recharge them though. That's some shit. You want to follow me into the dark? That's some shit that I would,

if my kid told me that story, I would never let my kid go back to that school. You want to follow me into the dark? You want to follow me into the dark so I can recharge the nerds? And honestly he does. Let's go. Let's go where the light doesn't reach. He's an innocent person.

He's just so adjacent, but he has no bad intentions. He's never seen anything that's, he's never been exposed to the harsh realities of the world. So he thinks it's okay. It's what people think Michael Jackson is. It's what we hope Michael Jackson. is what we genuinely hope Michael Jackson is, but we... I'm still holding on hope, man. Yeah, keep hoping.

I hope, I hope, you know what, it doesn't my thing. I hope, I almost hope they're telling the truth because if they're lying, if those people are lying, those are genuinely some of the most evil people to ever exist. Like, if they're lying, if they're lying about that. That's the only thing that makes it, you got to think about it in this perspective, though, that's the only thing that makes it even, If Michael Jackson wasn't famous, then it would be like open and shut. Like, why would these people be lying on this dude? He doesn't even have any fucking money. But you have the most famous person in the world, it turns people into evil pieces of shit to be like, oh, if I said this motherfucker touch my kid, I'm getting a fat fucking paycheck.

Yeah, but like, that's the problem. Yeah. But anything like this, right? Because it even makes me consider it. I don't think I would do it. Yeah. But I would be like, man, if I just said, you know, I only got to do it tell my kid, I'm like, yo, check this out. If you say this, you're going to get unlimited toys forever.

And he's like, holy shit. Forever? I'm going to say that I've seen his dick. I just got to see. I saw the king of pop's dick. That's it. That's even street call, too. But this idea, like, if you, because, like, think of it like this.

Think of it like this. Think of, like, what they dragged that man through. Like, legally, like, completely destroying, like, one of the most, like, the most wholesome, like, genuinely great, like, most famous artists of all time. Like, if they're lying, if they're not. telling the truth, that is just evil. That's just like evil. Like why would you do that?

Money. Money. That's why. But that's the whole thing. So to me, I will say this. Let's be honest. I would say 70.30. 70% chance that he did some shit.

And 30% that it was just some people are lying on him and it's money. I can't, I can't. I, the more I get older, the more time goes on. I'm just like, what are the odds? What are the odds that nothing happened? You know, what are the odds? Yeah. It's, you know, there's an Occam's razor kind of to apply.

And it's just like, I mean, it's just fucking weird. Anyway, we don't mean to, we don't mean to fucking dig up Michael Jackson's grave for like the 40,000 time. Poor guy, man. If we lived, if we operated on Coco rules, I don't think Michael Jackson will ever die. Neither were Hillary. You will always... Hitler. It's Michael Jackson and Hitler and Jesus Christ.

Yeah. Those are the only people left. Except that two of those people are real and one of them is, you know. What? Yeah. Hitler? No. Hitler's not real?

The fuck? Don't fucking... Why are you testing my faith right now? You know, I'm the most religious person here. I swear, I swear, God impregnated me. That's fucking awesome. But it's such a. I love that a religion

Jesus Christ I love that a religion was started by like in all likelihood just some woman sleeping around and lying about it Like that is such amazing thing Imagine if

Imagine if your wife Came back It's like honey I'm pregnant And you'd be like what And then she goes like Nah it was God did it And then you're like Oh well in that case

What's cool What year is it? This is BC I'm gonna beat you to death All right well this is jackpot That's crazy That's crazy

Anyway It's pretty cool man Anyway let's move on I wish I can get away With shit like that nowadays You know what I mean What being your wife to death Or like

I mean you know Both things Like let's move on The spider The spider that crawls into your mouth While you sleep road And he goes skull brothers My question this time is

What is the best or weirdest Think name you've ever had We answered me and Sweeney answered this Last time He asked you as well And The greatest what? Well

it's a two-sided question but he says basically what is the weirdest nickname you've ever had and then he goes on to say I used to do landscaping for three years and I did it I was called radio also a side question for Derek what did you think of brothers of metal much love and may Odin watch over you all

I don't know if you have anything to say about that because I'm not sure what it is but I think it's a movie let me let me make sure Brothers of Metal Type that shit and I'm in no position I'm all slumped over like a fucking asshole. Brothers of metal.

I thought it was a... It's a band. Yeah, I guess it is a band that I am unaware of. So actually, I don't know this band. I will say, so it's, people are asking if it's Viking metal, so I guess it's like a... It's definitely Viking metal because, first of all, the guy started off by saying Skull. So I already knew this guy's like into fucking, into Viking metal and power metal and fantasy bullshit so just by looking

at them. Yeah, they're definitely Viking. Rock is one of their albums, 2017, yeah. I'll check them out. I'll be honest. Like I like Viking stuff, but I feel like people kind of get, like say, one of my favorite bands is Amon of Marth, right?

They're fucking, they're Viking metal but I've been listening to them since like, I don't know, 2003 or some bullshit. And to me, I don't need to have like a variety of, like, say, I'm like, that's, that covers that genre. That's how I feel. I'm like, this,

this Norse mythology, awesome. Now, if I hear Brothers of Metal, it's probably going to sound good to me, but I'm like, the chances that it's going to get on my catalog is so slim because there's just a problem with everything. There's just too much of everything. How the fuck do you, there is music coming out every day. How to fuck. Every hour,

literally every hour. There's so much music, it's, it's intoxicated. But that's a lot Ridiculous Just for one genre You're like So you gotta pace yourself You gotta go from what your interest

I listen to music a lot dude Well I I commend like people like Anthony Fantano That are able to Just listen to Two billion albums a year I don't believe he listens to all the things He listens to

If I'm being very real with you Like just like time wise Like he has a child of him I'm mistaken He's like married Like I can't believe him. I can't believe he listens to all that music. Always listening. Unless he has teams of people that have similar values to him musically that he cips some of the music off to and listens to. I don't

believe he'll sit down that music. Like, it's not even me tearing down. That's very plausible, but that would also be very, that would be a huge expose. Because people would really be angry about that. They'd be really angry about that. I think he does. I think he's too much of a grinder to not do. Like he, his output's insane. And I just, I believe it. I just don't.

It is a very passive, it is a very passive medium in comparison to most things. Like, you can listen to music and do other things. But I do agree that he probably doesn't listen as intently as he probably should, but like he, yeah, I don't have a doubt that he listens.

I don't think, I don't think music digestion is in, I don't think proper music digestion is passive. I think hearing music is objectively passive. You can just hear noise and you'll be like, oh, But I think to read a book. Yeah.

Listen to music. You can, but you're not, but you're not really listening to the music in depth in the most indefinitely. Exactly. But I think, but I think you could argue that you can know pretty effectively on your first listen, whether you're listening intently or not, whether or not something is, is genuinely great. You know what I mean? Like I don't think always some, most of the time. I think, I think often. I guess it's like, music music is this like, it scratches like a thing that, like you, people aren't really.

like if a song is catchy and it's damn good and it's just like it feels right like you're aware of it without even really thinking that much about it. Yeah, music music isn't as subjective as we want to make it believe it is. Like it really isn't. Like people are like music is always subjective. Like it's not as subjective. It's like a science to it literally. Like you can you can mathematically put together a song that will sound good. That's why most songs have a four four chord progression because that does usually sound good.

Time signature. Time signature. Yeah. And they have similar chords. Like most songs have similar chords, you know? That's what sounds good to most things. That's why there are songs from fucking medieval times that if you put on, it's objectively a bop. And you're like, dang, how is this song sound good to me when this is from a time in the world where I was nowhere near existing.

Bro, pop, yo, blast green sleeves. Yo, let's go. You put on that new bach and you're like, fuck, I'm bump into this. But what happens is It's all theory, baby It's all theory baby But when it's music that has lyrics You can very easily

Very easily not understand lyrics The first like four times in that song Unless you're like really listening Like you're sitting down and you're like What is he trying? Like especially with double entendres And like like rap music particularly You got to like pay attention to rap music

To be understanding Like not like mumble rap like fucking like Yeah like conscious kind of shit where you're supposed to pay attention. Music with like real bars where they're not repetitive and you're listening to it, you're not going to get it. I don't think you're going to just be able to write and do that. You're right,

but that is, that's a secondary attribute to music. You know, music isn't really about a message. It can be and it maybe should be. Certain genres are, though. Certain genres of music are.

On the surface level, it's fucking melody and vibration. That's really what it all comes down to. why everybody likes bass in their music for the most part no matter what the fuck you're listening to because it has the most vibration that you can actually even feel and tickle your inside. It makes the watering your brain move.

If you're at a show, when you feel that, it's a different feeling. Oh, it's wild, dude. It's a fucking different feeling. And then the next after that is melody. Melody is the next thing. That's just like that will fucking hook somebody. after that it's all you know now it gets more into the intricacies

blah blah but on the surface level if you just have some fucking good vibrations and if you have some fucking good melody you're gonna make like a shitload of money yeah but just like because like that's the thing right like most most music is that right most music is it simple that's why trap that whole trap like bump era music blew up the way it did right because all those songs are just like really simple like boom boom boom like this fucking eight o eight o eight o eight o eight 808 bumping through your speaker with a bunch of base. Oh, so shit.

808's great. 808's great, man. Kanye proved. I hate all of it. I hate that entire seat, that entire time. Kanye, Kanye proved that 808s are amazing. I mean,

whatever. But like, that's very subjective. No, it's not. That's the reason why it became so popular. It took the world by storm. But it's... That's not what anything means.

Well, no, it took the world by storm for a reason. There is some sort of validity in it. There is. Unfortunately. Yeah, but there's no... Yeah, but you're... I hate it.

There's no message in that. There's no message in that. But the thing is that like... But that's what I'm talking about. That's like... Wait, what are we talking? The message is secondary. The message is largely secondary.

Because music is, I would argue that music isn't even really like message oriented. It's more like... It's more about like emotion. It's why so many instrumentals... That's the subjective nature of it. Then it goes into the subjective nature of it. The basic nature of it is just hearing it. I don't know.

You hear it and you're like, this sounds good. This feels good. It has a good rhythm. I can move my feet to it or I can bump to it, you know? What is the foundation? foundation of music guys. Sound. The foundation is

is percussion. It's, yeah. Did you imagine it's gay people made music? That was the gayest contribution to you made it through. It was probably cheeks clapping.

It was probably cheeks clapping. And they're like, you know, this actually has some sort of a beat. It was like some. Yeah. Let's go fuck men that hear this beat. Let's go. It's like that. It's like that.

Have you guys looked into this fucking dude who like, uh, it's like this Reddit thing where some guy posted, I guess that, or some woman posted this, not expose, but just like about like an experience that she had where this guy had a playlist that he would fuck to. And he would he would fuck to the beat of like this specific song. And it's like all over like TikTok and all over Twitter right now. It's like it's a fucking disgusting song. And when you hear it, you're just like, you're imagining.

be like imagine being degraded to that song and it's just so sad is it a teenage dirtbag no it's I don't know what the fuck that's popular right now I'd be honest I actually skipped that song I didn't know it was a thing so I was like so the way this sounds sounds like this song has existed a long time ago but it's popping right now it's because everybody's doing the pictures of them when their teenagers on fucking online. Yes. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, in addition to the fact that that song just explodes every couple years, like in different countries. It's very bizarre. It's, but yeah. Like there was like, I watched this like small, not documentary because it's too short to be, but it's like this like kind of short video about like the history of the song. And it like, it was apparently that song was like number one in every country except

the U.S. And this is the first time that it. And this is the first time that it's been. This is the first time that it's been number one though. like because of this. Like it's shot to the top because people were using it in TikToks and stuff like that.

TikTok is insane bro. TikTok's insane. TikTok is I'm convinced TikTok is just a shadow arm of the music industry at this point because like you have shit like like I'm sorry but Olivia Rodriguez sucks.

Like Olivia Rodriguez is a fucking horrifically bad artist. I haven't really hurt. And the impact the impact that she has had on that genre of music, is so radioactive and toxic

that I cannot even express it that song fucking what is it it's not even an Olivia Rodrigo song but it's basically one where it's like twinkle twinkle

little bitch have you heard that no no God bless you God bless you that sounds like something who's the other chick that's she did build a bitch

oh this ain't build a bitch yeah I don't remember that I don't remember her that's something she would do No, no, no, no, she's like part Asian or something. The girl that made, what you call it? Bella Porch. Bella Porch.

That sounds like something she would do. It's probably hers. But that is the style of just like, hey, let's take these nursery rhymes and then steal from Paramore and then pretend like we did a great thing. And it's like, you're not. Good for you thing. Good for you is misery business.

I was like that. Yeah. It is bad. respectful how close to the song is to busy business. And look, like, I remember when I first heard that. They had to credit them. They had to credit. I remember hearing it and thinking like, you know, this, I hate the lyrics of this

song because they suck horrifically. But this is a good, this is a good melody. It is catchy. It is hooky. It's exactly. Yeah, I get it. And then I was like, oh, yeah, because that's misery business. One of the catchiest songs that Paribor has ever fucking created.

No shit. No shit. But it's just like, oh my God. Like some, some. some 18 year like 19 year old 20 year old girl talking about how like I dated a narcissist Shut the fuck up you don't have experience. I don't know what the fuck you're doing I hate love songs by teenagers I hate teenagers in general I really hate them 18 teenagers in general Because they're just they're just the worst version of humans

They're at the worst state of a human being because it's just like you're you're He's a narcissist because he didn't he didn't want to come to my parents fucking and baby shower, whatever the fuck. It's like, what? I want to play desi with my boys. This guy, this guy not knowing who he is as a young person and me assuming that he has to comply to everything I want to make some an artist. It's like, no.

Just like who he's finding himself. He might be. You never know. Well, look, yeah. But like the thing for me, it's like I, I, if I broke up with a woman and she wrote a song like that about me, I would be so thrilled that I got out of that. You know what I mean? Like it's like it's the ultimate like oh my god

Oh I've oh man that was close That was close I would have to hear this shit I didn't use the rubber I didn't have to use the rubber three times Oh man that was close I was playing I was playing hot stick in there Jesus Christ man wolf but just I don't know just like the new era of pop punk aesthetic like with machine gun Kelly trying to co-opt it and then fucking give a shout out to that crazy broad, uh,

Demi Lovato. Gabby Hanna? Oh. Yeah. Demi Lovato who went through a drug bender and all this crazy shit, right? And somehow ended up on the Jor Logan experience, which I just wasn't expecting. This was a while ago, but I'm like, what the fuck is she doing here? Anyway, uh, she put out a pop punk record just a little while ago. And it's actually kind of solid. I was not expecting that.

I was thinking it was going to sound like Machine Gun Kelly and shit. I was going to be like, because that's, It's an abomination. It's so bad. He sounds like he's on fucking fit and all. And then he's like, the band's like trying.

The band's trying. They're like, come on. They're playing their ass off and he's just like falling asleep and shit. My dick is bleeding. Yeah,

it's bleeding. And it's like, oh my fucking God. It's like if you, if you were of, if you were in the camp that was like, oh man,

I don't like pop punk at all. It's terrible. Yep. Me. Listen to that shit. Me, listen to machine gun Kelly. And you'll be,

like, oh, okay. I may not have liked that, but Jesus Christ, this fly, it's still alive. It's so invasive. It's so invasive. I thought I killed it. I crushed, no, no, no, I didn't crush it. Damn, I thought I did. Fuck.

All right. Well, I guess I'm going to have, that's, at least it's not roaches, but like, but I hate flies so much. I just like, can we, can we all admit that pop punk is the worst? Pop Punk was the worst period of. time for music as a whole. Can we all agree with that? It was just that worst era time. I hate...

I think dubstep. I think dubstep took that way. I think dubstep was worse and I think like you look at like you look at like the 50s was like not the 40s were that shit was laughing. Don, don't sugar talking. Come, I'm gonna kill you. I'm coming at you with the boo-goo-go-go-you-that's the 50s.

I like that. I like that. I like that. I love that vibe. I like that that three-four swing. Yes. The three-four swing is not the The 40s. The four songs is the 30s. It is? Okay. Like the 40s?

The 40s was it like, the 40s? No, no, no, listen, listen. Yeah, it's that. It's, it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, uh, it the 40s was all, um, romantic slow songs because the world was in peril. So like, it was just all these sad people singing really slowly to the point where there was like, there's basically no melody in it. The 40s were fucking so, I saw this actually this great video by, uh, this dude.

roomy. I've seen a couple of videos by him. And I think I've met him like once or twice. But like he does this music stuff where he was going through like the top, the top songs of every, every year all the way from the early 20s to like 2022. I think it was like 20, it was like 1922 to 22. And the 40s were all just like sad people just like whining. And in the 30s you had that swing and you had that jazz or like duets and stuff. And it was like cool. And then like the 50s, it started picking up a little bit with like rockabilly and stuff like that. But like the 40s were just like that.

I like it. You were saying to Morty's? I like it. God fucking bless you, my friend. Because 40s music reminds me of, it's very much so like attributed to like, yes. It's just Wizard of Oz. Like Disney. Like Disney.

Like very Disney-esque Wizard of Oz like. But it's not even as good as Disney. It's not as good. But I like it. It's very slow. It's a lot of like, like maybe like trumpet, drawn out trumpet. And then like someone playing like. three keys on the piano behind it.

I like it. I like it, dude. I'd rather be, fuck. I can't even, I, I don't think I'm even a lot to say the things I would rather be doing than listen to Ford music from the 40s. I'm dreaming of no. Yeah, it's like, even some of the. The ones I used to know. It sounded coming from the record player with that fucking brass bullshit.

Everything sounds fucking nasally. It's like, oh, like it's almost like a hunting. I don't even know. It was fucking creepy. It creeped me out. Like,

like the best, the, I'm not even joking, the, the, the, the, the,

keep going, guess, you see, this is exactly what 40s music sounds like, by the way, you're totally right. I love it,

dude. You all are haters, bro. I'm falling, for a fat whore and she's screaming at me

and it's just like oh my gosh that's terrible you guys you're out of your mind fuck you what you fucking asshole

I I shrap in her I want you to imagine for a moment the like because when I think of

the best music from that era right I think about like all right maybe like the ink spot Wait, Derek's frozen for you? Derek just froze for me.

I'm good. What? That was actually, you know, he did. He did. That was scary. Keep that in the video. But, uh, oh, oh, I. Stupid.

Derek, you're fucking flanking right now. You're moving plank time. He went back to the 40s. That is, that is 40s music. But like, I think, like, the best music from that era. I think, I think, I think, I think, I think, I think of the best music from that era and I think of like, you know, I don't want to set the world on fire. But that's the 30s.

Oh, really? This fucking flies pissing me off. That's the 30s. So, like, the 40s was just like completely, everything good about the 30s, everything good about the 40s came from the 30s. And everything that's bad about the 40s went away in the 50s. And it's just like, oh, well, it's just a terrible time. It's World War II, I guess. That's an interesting observation, huh?

Interesting observation. Yeah, it's World War II. So it's not. I disagree. World War II had its benefits. I don't know where they are, but they had his benefits. I don't know where. You're crazy.

All right. Let's move on to the last question, I guess. What time are we? We're at, yeah, 156. We're about... Let's see. Let's see. We got a lot to kind of go.

All right. I slap Bertha in the face. Let's go. That's like 50s Sinatra kind of. Yeah. Hugger Derek, the movie theater manager wrote, and he says, Hey, there, my three dads. What game made you convinced or,

further solidified your opinion that video games are indeed art. For me, I could think of the Sly Cooper series of PS2 with its cartoon like cell shading or the Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm games, which perfectly recreate the anime almost frame by frame at certain points. Love you, gents. Those are interesting. Those are not the games I would have expected to hear. I guess on a visual media, I guess he's talking about mostly. I mean, I guess.

Definitely, Ultimate Ninja Storm does look like the show. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful game. I remember that's how I felt about Budikai 3 when I was. I first played, I was like, this looks like the show. This is fucking crazy. I thought, I thought, Buda... Fighters also.

Fighters is the best, I was going to say that. That's the best visually, like, best anime representation of a video game. Like, they took the Broly art style and made it a game pretty much in fighters. And it's just like, Jesus Christ, this is a beautiful game. Yeah. I think for me, though, I tend to be less focused on visuals because I feel like there's a lot of, like, great-looking... I mean, you could, you could argue a lot about, you know, the original Super Mario World. and how good that game looks still.

But I would say the first game that I really thought about this. The first game that I first thought about it was Bioshock. I thought about it. I was like, this is kind of beyond what I'm used to from video games. It's kind of beyond what I'm used to from, like, media in general. This is kind of nuts. But I still wasn't convinced exactly until I played Shadow of the Colossus a few years later. And that was like, I played that.

I was like, this is kind of amazing, whatever the fuck, whatever the fuck this is, because it wasn't like, oh, beat up a bunch of, like, random little guys on your way to the big boss. It wasn't like, you know, it was like lonely. There's no waypoints. There's no HUD elements telling you what to do. And there's just, like, amazing music that accompanied. It's, like, really lonely and dreary and kind of serene.

And I'd never played a game like that before ever. And kind of, even still to this day, like, death stranding is probably close. But even death stranding is, like, very noisy. It's very, like, you know, it's got a fucking ridiculous story. that only sort of makes sense if you really want to be charitable to it. You know, it's not a type of experience that I've had before.

And Shadow the Colossus was like just next level on that front. Like those, I've never played a game where the boss battles are the point. And also that like every boss is its own level. So that, so like boss design is level design. And then within that you have the level boss

in a level and then like that's designed around like around it and then it like they compliment each other and it's fucking it's just incredible that game and it's all boss battles that's all it is. There's no minions there's no like oh little fucking

mini thing. It's all boss battles all the heights of like what previous games used to be and I'm like this is fucking for me I would say it's probably it's Dragon Age origins was the first time I played a video game and I was like oh this is a video game can be an unbelievable experience.

Because that game is... That game is just... I was jaw dropped like halfway through the game. I was like, from the very beginning when a guy was like, I don't want to be a great warden anymore. He tried to run away and then homie kills him. And he's like, yeah. Kills the shit out of him.

He was like... He was like... He was like, yeah. He was like, look, there's no getting out of this, bro. Drink that fucking blood. And then like the fact that like you can choose to sacrifice an enemy or you can save them. By getting someone else pregnant, by some, it's just the way that it integrated everything that was going on in the world to the story and to the experience.

I was like, this game is a masterpiece. Yeah. Really, really good. I became pretty obsessed with the, I thought the Legend of Dragoon was fucking gorgeous. And just more than like, say, like, the gameplay because it was like, you know, like Final Fantasy with like a little bit of term-based fucking interaction. I would always stare at parts of the map or like say you know it's one of those four disc games and then there would just be places that you know

it's just like art you have the little fucking like shitty fucking polygon you know character that you're moving through but like on these beautiful landscapes of art and I'm like dude this is fucking incredible. It's like Final Fantasy 7 is very similar. It's exactly like that where it's like you have this fucking ugly cube person walking around on some of the most beautiful things you've ever seen

Yeah, exactly that. The meteor world where Earth dies. That area of the game is kind of beautiful, man. Low key. Like, especially like in the 90s. It's like, whoa, this looks really insane. I can't believe I'm here. Or like,

Chrono Trigger 2. Chronotterger was wild. Oddworld struck me in a very similar way where Oddworld, I was like, this is so fucking weird and ambient and like off putting, but kind of relaxing. Like just the sounds that they, like it was all, like there was no music in the original Odd World. I don't think they're even.

It was all just ambient kind of beats and like hums of like machines. And I'm like, this is some of the, this is some of the best ambience I think I've ever experienced in anything. I think still to this day it's like really impressive. That was a four-disc game too, which is nuts because they pre-rendered everything. I don't remember that. Yeah, the original Odd World, Oddworld Abe's Odyssey, which I believe was. I didn't know it was four-disc. I guess I don't know.

It might not be four-disc. I know it was multiple. Hold on, Oddworld, Aves, Odyssey, discs? How many were there? Remember games had multiple discs before? Yep, you had to load it and then you're fucked. If you lost one, you were fucked. Or if you scratched it or something stupid happened,

you just couldn't finish the game. Remember scratching games being like a fear? It's like, fuck, I scratched it. No! This game's useless now. This whole game is useless now. Yeah, dude, I've had games that couldn't load very well because of scratches. I was very careful with my games, but sometimes shit just happened, man.

I don't even know. Sometimes they've got scratches on their own. I would tell my grandma that she wouldn't believe me. She wouldn't believe me. My grandma had scratched on his own. It wasn't me. She's like, you lying, you're a liar. And I'm like, yeah, but.

You little pussy-ass liar. Fuck you. Yeah, but like, please believe me and buy me more games. Come on. Come on, Grandma. Look. Oh, wait a minute. If somebody fucking doing an unofficial remake of Legend of Dragon.

What the fuck? I love people. Is that real? Yeah. So I typed in Legend Dragon on YouTube and it says, unofficial remake, they're using Unreal 4. It looks like somebody's remaking it. And I'm like, what?

I haven't clicked on the video, so. But it has 17K and it was five months ago. This is a personal project I do in my free time. So you know what's fucked up? This person's probably going to complete it at some point. And as soon as it's done, Blue Point's going to be like, oh, that's cute.

Take it down. And then it's just like, because I remember that's what happened with, there was a, there was a, Streets of Rage. Yeah. Streets of Rage.

Yeah. So it was the same thing. Like, oh, that's really cute. All right. Yeah, take it down. I was like, what the fuck, man?

Get rid of this. Get rid of this right now. Seriously. Yeah. Oh, how did we fucking, wow, we, we really. So anyway,

this, this, this guy fucks to this song. Oh. Oh, my God. We got to, We got so, that was a crazy roller coaster. So anyway, the song, the song that this Reddit post was about where this girl was talking about this guy that fucked her to this song for years, by the way. It's called C-bat.

So that's how you pronounce it. That's how you spell it. Capital C, lowercase, B-A-T, one word by Hudson Mohawk. And when you hear this fucking song and imagine someone fucking to this beat, it is. One of the, it's so sad they're listening to it now. And you should all be listening to it now as well. Because you're not prepared. Sounds a little bit like dropping like it's hot.

Oh, don't. Almost. There it is. There it is. There it is. That's what I, that's what I'm talking about, bro. I almost choke, guys. Imagine enduring that.

Imagine you hear this. Imagine being a woman, imagine being a woman and you hear this. You're being glazed in common. This is what's playing. This is what's playing. He's trying to get at you. Pocket like a saw, too, by the way. No, it's not.

Probably like it's hot as fire. You're a madman. That is literally, I'm sorry. Pinkson. But that's literally this song. Fuck, I forgot the lyrics. I got the best. I'm a boy Sean Don, I roll the best, because I got it going on.

I wrote a blast week. I got going on. Thank you. Thank you. I'm, I got you. I got you. That song is this song. That song is this song.

When I hear that song, I hear this. I hear Hudson Mohawk. This is not that bad, honestly. It's just, you're out of your mind. This is a terrible sex song. This is a horrible sex song. But this song is definitely not that bad of a song. You're fucking out of your fucking.

It sounds like the cats that would be. It sounds like the cats that would. outside of our old building on Hilda. This song is a vibe. It's just a terrible sex song. What vibe is this? What vibe is this? This is like what you call?

Like bumping like riding on the street? This is a low rider, something like that. This is my child is dead and it's my fault vibe. No, it's not. You're a madman. This is a terrible song. This is a song that you would only play to people to punish them.

No, it's not that bad of a song. You're out of pocket. I'm not out of pocket. I'm going to go to the. gym and I'm going to fucking work out and put this shit on bro. You should blast it. Yeah.

Blass it. And I feel like people will be like, what's going on? Then they'll be like, no, no, no, no, no, they won't because they'll know it's the Reddit song. I've seen so many people. I've seen, I've seen, all fucking grinding and shit. A bunch of men grinding on each other. What's happening? What's happening?

Hold on. If you play that song in public, people will stop to record you. They will. They will. I've seen it. I've seen so many videos of people like recording people who have it playing in their apartments

like blasting through their windows in their cars and it's just like what the fuck everybody knows this song This is a playlist. This is a playlist song I'm about this What this?

It sounds like a cat's getting an enema man Like I hate it so much. It's really not that bad Chris You are It's not the best song If you really believe that But it's really not that Then your opinion

No longer means anything You understand that You cannot say that bad. say that. You're bugging. I'm trying to protect you, my friend. You're bugging. It's not that bad.

It's not a good song. You don't have to jump in front of this train. You don't have to jump in front of this train. Derek is going off. He's viving. Yeah, because it's a joke. That's all. It's just a simple vibe song.

It's not the best, but it's not the worst thing ever. There are so many worse songs. I'm not exaggerating when I say this. If you play this during anything, it is, it becomes. rape. This song makes anything that happens during it, it turns it into rape. This is a bad song.

What I like about this is that you can make this entire thing like on a keyboard. Exactly. Oh, it's literally just some guy going That guy should be shot. Fuck that guy. Hudson Mohawk. Oh. And the piece of shit doesn't even have a Mohawk. Fuck him.

Did you see the transition where it went into like this little triangle hits? Yeah. That's kind of fire, bro. I know I've heard that on a fucking keyboard that I got back in 1993, some shit. Mama got me a fucking keyboard. I had all the drum little things.

And they had little, this is very much so, this is very much so like the intro to someone making like a vapor Twitch song. And they don't know how to do it yet. And they're like, these are sounds. And I just put it on there. And someone their friend was like,

I see there's a vibe here. Don't release this, though. But there's I see there's a beginning of a vibe I don't know This song Because like On his on his on his On his fucking YouTube

He just uploaded two days ago What the fuck So like did he not have it on before And he's like oh this shit's fucking popping off I put this shit back on Because that's really strange This shit ain't that bad I wouldn't

If you do type that in If you type in His name like one of the first thing that It says meme and Reddit It says you can literally If you type in Reddit song, this is the first result. Because the situation, I think is funny. Not the song.

I think it's the situation of getting fucked to a song like that is outrageous. That is not, like, I don't like having sex to music usually. I usually don't. Sometimes I do. What the fuck? Really? I usually don't. Just complete silence?

Because if I listen to music, I listen to music. I care about what I'm listening to. Like, my playlist is only bars. You don't have any background, you don't have any background music. It's not. I don't know, man. I was never, I was never that guy like got some Marvin Gare. Got some Lutte van.

I was never that guy. I don't know why. Why are you doing this to yourself? Why? Why are you admitting this? I don't know. I just don't. I just don't.

And like girls have brought up like that's weird that you don't. And I'm like, I just don't listen to music. I have sex because like. There's going to be like, there's going to be like, there's going to be like I feel so bad. But the thing is this.

When you live with other people though, bro, bro, bro. When you live with other people, I also think. If people are home and I'm fucking, then I got to put some shit on. Then I got to. Got to, obviously.

It's in general, you should just, because it just sets the words like, the sound is like, like that there's louder sounds coming out than the sounds that we'd be making, which it puts, the lady is less self-conscious of whatever is going on. Which makes the, obviously, I'm not saying I've never done it before or stuff like that, but in that context, I have to. But in that context, what would you, would you play this? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I would laugh. There's been times, I've said this story before, and I think people don't really understand.

But there was one time where Kung, what you call it, what was the name of the movie? Not Kung Fu-I, Fury. What's the name of the movie that we re-quote all the time? Kung Pal. Kung Pal was on while I was having sex one time. And I laughed so much that I couldn't finish having sex. And that's not.

I just can't. If something funny is going on, I'd rather laugh than have sex. So I'm like, I got to go this way. I got to do this instead. This is funnier. You know what's wild? This is a true story. I got my first blow job while Seinfeld was on.

And I was kind of like, my attention was split, even though I had seen the episode a million times. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's real. That's madness. Being all lapped up with that base going off and shit. Bam, bam, bam, bam. BAMPetka.

Coming on someone's face, coming on someone's face, while that action going off is crazy. To the side felt. Wow. Bim, beam,

beam, beam, beam, bam, bam, as you bust as you bow at someone's face. The seamer on my face,

Jerry. I don't know what's going on. Seamon on my face, Jerry, for somebody just seems once you want to say the N-word real loud in the public game.

Cramer, you can't be squirting like that, Kramer. Stop squirting. Stop squirting. Stop squirting, Kramer. What are you telling? There's too much semen.

I don't know what to do with all the semen, though. What do I do with the semen? There's so much semen. What do I do? Just swallow it, Craber. Swallow the semen. Are you guys squirting in there? We got to move on.

All right. That's it, though. I think that's all I got. I can't fucking continue with this. Seamon field? Seamon field. It's not even fucking Femort.

It might as well just be cumfeld. It might as well just be cumfeld. It doesn't even have to make sense. Spurn cum, and it's just the sidefield cast somehow. Sperm. Oh my God. Spirm cum. I got it.

Okay. Thank you guys for putting into the show. If you liked what you saw here today. Just every episode recreated with just scenes about cum. Just unnecessary tangents about cum. in every episode. Look at the come Nazi and stuff and he's like, no, come for you and shit. No, come for you.

No, man, that's wild. Anyway, I came here because they have the best come and he won't give me come. All right, go ahead. Anyway, yeah, I guess before we end this, just everybody, everybody should be aware that Sweeney, Sweeney, if he were to have sex to music, would put on Hudson Mohawks. I never said that. Yeah. Never said that.

If I put on music, I'd put on like Aretha Franklin or something like that, but whatever. Aretha Franklin? Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Like from that, uh,

oh no, no, no, no, I'm thinking of something else. Say something stupid about Reith Franklin. Go ahead. I didn't say something completely wrong.

No, no, I wasn't Irtha Franklin. I was thinking. I was thinking about Salmanella Fitzgerald. From that cartoon. You don't remember that? No,

I don't. There was. Like Ella Fitzgerald, but like, I guess a cartoonified version of like Billy and Mani or something? No, There was, there was, okay, so this is very hyper-specific. I don't think I've brought it up on the show before.

But there was this cartoon before Kids Next Door by the same animators. Yes, called Grim and Evil. No, that was not them. Was it? Grim and Evil, no, no, no, you're thinking of Hector Concarney and Grimad Ventures of Billy and Mandy, which had that show Grim and Evil. That was not Kids Next Door. That was a different story.

Oh, no, yeah, right, yeah. Kids Next Door had this show before Kids Next Door that was like a cartoon cartoon short about this kid and like a monkey. and he gets like a disease from the monkey and it's he's like working in like a lab where they have diseases in vials and one of the diseases is Salman Elefitz-Gerald and he breaks a jar over his head

and it has Salman-Ellifish-Gerald in it and he pops up and he's scatting with Salma with Elephitz-Geril's head and it made me laugh so hard as a kid because I for some reason I knew who Ele Fitzgerald was as like a seven-year-old. I don't think there was any real reason for that. Yes, that's very weird.

But like I thought it was. Your parents are older. I know she was. Yeah, yeah. So I knew a lot of, I knew a lot of older singers. But like, that cracked me up so hard. And I showed it to friends of mine. They didn't know who Ella Fitzgerald was.

So they just didn't understand it. And I never felt more alienated in my life. You could have been a maggie kid. That could have been, if they would have pushed it. Yeah. They could have been. Yeah. They could have been.

Yeah. That could have been, that could have easily been Maya Breakinning. My abrickening. You could be, you could be, you could, you could literally have a membership to Hustlers Academy or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. No, no, no, you don't get it, man. He knows what he's talking about. Take the fucking great. Take the fucking great. Take the fucking greater. Okay, end the show now. You should just cut it off there.

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We'll photoshop them. Don't worry. We'll get them. We'll get your nudes. Never said that. We'll get them on Kiwi Farms. My penis pitch. They got it from Photo Bucket all those years ago and it's all.

Photo bucket. Bro. Photo bucket. Bro, I get emails. Bro, I get emailed from Photo Bucket every other day. Is it still real? What's on there? So it goes like this.

It says this. Hey, bitch, you have an account here and you need to pay for it now. It's not free anymore. And they keep saying, we're going to delete your shit. They've been, I've been getting these emails for like two years now. That's odd. And they haven't deleted it And I'm like

I'm just gonna see how long this goes Until I finally delete my account Here now Like what's on here now Yeah what is photo If you can remember your login info bro It's still there What is photo bucket

It was like YouTube Before YouTube Really No it was no what the fuck No photo bucket Was basically Google Drive Oh it's like a bucket That was not the photo bucket

I remember I remember watching And shit like that on here Like I remember watching like Seeing wild shit Photo bucket was just You're insane. You're actually losing. You've actually lost your mind.

I definitely watched a video of people getting hurt on photo bucket. I swear on my life. No, you didn't. I swear on my life. I swear on everything. Like eighth grade me, I am 100%. You would have had to put it there.

No, someone else had it on there. It was just on there. And I was looking up wild shit. And it was, I swear this. You don't look up wild shit on photo bucket. Because I,

because I remember. No, no, no, because I remember this explicitly because of the fact that in our high school, YouTube was not You couldn't go on YouTube.

So we would go on Photo Bucket and watch it. I swear on my life. Photo bucket was not a streaming. It was not a video platform. It was not for streaming. I saw videos on there. Unless it was a different name. This was a different name that it had.

You're thinking of a difference. You're thinking of like maybe Vimeo or you're thinking of maybe Vimeo or like Vigme or fucking something else. Like a photo bucket was not something that you could look up wild shit on. If you saw wild shit on a photo bucket, you would have had to put it. it there. Or somebody else would have had to send you a link to their drive where they stored something. It's not like, it would be like saying like, oh, I'd watch this crazy thing on Google Drive yesterday. It's like, no. What? You just, you were just, you put that there. I didn't put it that. I didn't know how. But I definitely saw some fuckery. And I was just like, oh, this is

dope. It wasn't photo bucket. It was something else. It was absolutely something else. Yeah, I'm trying to see a list of things that it could have possibly been. That's like YouTube. That has photo in it or something. I there's not much. There weren't many competitions back then. I know. And I don't even know.

It was Vimeo. Yeah. Was the only other one that I can remember. Anyway. Count me down. Three, two, one. I just saw something so a curse. I gotta go to bed after this.

Go ahead, man. Sweeney, quickly. There's a Twitter account called Sweeney's Guide. Go there and scan the code to see a video. Rector Lacerator. Emoticon's... Oh, no, it's going. going this way now.

They're going this way. Oh, nice. Yeah, okay. Changed it up. Looks he knows he knows he's alive. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Storm Boys for Life and what he liked. People who like Ambrosia act like it's fucking Nutella squirting from the vanie cake of,

from the vanie cock of Ferreiro himself. I have no urethra and I must come. Super supplements. Call her Little Caesars the way her pussy hot and ready. Jesus. Let's go. Is that a little wane or some shit? I don't probably.

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That's all his power is. But only in that context. So he went there and he's just catching people just, just. George Hart-Armonton, George Hardar-Marton, Mitch McConnell's tortoises shell, Mitch McConnell's turtle shell, Mitch McConnell's turtle shell, Mitch McConnell's tortoise shell. All's the wall.

Okay, you said it right. Mega Man X8 guy and I give up I'm out of funny. Avi, welcome to Andrew Tate's kidnapped women and a little dick and poring, fragile masculinity sold separately. Voy a rare. Oh. Oh, I see. I see. I see what you're doing.

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Sounds like some Catholic shit. Very cool. Wage, slave 583, just the F slur I feel gay, fuck you. Just a reminder, there's a video of young Will and Defoe swinging his fat cock around

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I spent $25 to make a reference about Chris to Chris that Chris read and Chris didn't get. I'm sorry, I've been around a while. There's a lot of references that I've forgotten for sure. I have PPSD. This podcast brought to you by Worski nap time pills, guaranteed to lay you the fuck out in 15 seconds. Have a nice day. Tell him Steve Dave. Nice.

God is missing because Andrew Tate's sex traffic to him. Yo, can you imagine selling God into sex slavery? That's fucking wild. You know something horrible was going to happen to you after that. Yo, somebody tell me Canyon to make that shit, dude. Yeah. Hunter, get on the road. Ah, of course, Sweeney has dropper energy because he would drop those pants and bend over.

Merck's 1889, Downey McFrowny, alternate universe Sweeney, where he's the same in every way, except he's also a big Reagan I hate that so much. The guy personally responsible for the elder abuse of Joe Biden, the First Church of Keith David, not gay, just stopping the First Church of America to assert dominance. Stop eating during episodes, you nonces. I didn't do that. That was me.

Yeah, that was, that was sweet. Yeah, get over it. There's a... You were having, like, fat cocks or something in your mouth. What was it? Like, meatballs or some shit? What was that shit? No, it's just like, it was just like rice and chicken. It was something fucking basic. Oh. There was an Airsoft event that hosted an ISIS style beheading of anime pillows on YouTube.

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blocked by Steve Shives. Oh my God. That's a blast from the past. Jesus. I haven't thought about that guy in years. He just makes like Star Trek content. No. Yeah, he's shifted dramatically.

Alaska in orderfield trash, Sue Hulk. Game Controller 25. Danny DeVito's free feet picks. He actually posts them for free. Dom, the locust are eating out my ass with a giant worm. Lobotomized Jesus. Dom! My God.

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Of haphazard A chale bridge rings Hey, I abbreviated. I got it. I censored myself. The king of NN words. We're done. I'm fucking hungry. I'm starving. A fucking prone. Yeah. I'll beat my wife. See you guys. All right.