The Snark Tank - #125: Drake vs Fantano

Episode Date: September 19, 2022

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Oh, no. She died, the Queen died. Two, probably eight minutes after I said nothing happened this week. Probably in all likelihood. Or at least in the hospital. She at least got to the hospital. Yeah, she had, she was like, there's a pain in my, there's a pain in my left. What's this? What's this then?

What's all this pain in? What's all this pain in? What's all this thing? O'i, my brother. There's a pain in my arm. Aye, brother. What's all this pain over here, brough? Charlie, brough.

Charlie, she died. She died. Charlie, my blood's cold. Charlie, my blood's cold. Oy, brother. O'y, guff, brough. No, mo, mo, o'y, o'y, o'y, o'y. Hey, mommy, mommy, mommy, you need your strife.

Have one of me sausage fingers. Momsie. Saucas fingers. You need your strave mummy. Charlie, I'm scared, Charlie. I don't want... Momsie, are you all right there, moms? Yeah, no way, Huey.

You know what, Huey? Won't you go and suck a fucking fat dick, Huey? I don't like the way you're speaking to me. The idea of... All seriousness, though. The Queen died. You know, that sucks for the family. I'm Jamaican, so, you know,

soon as that bitch passed away. bro. I was dancing on a moco jumbi stick. For all the Caribbean out there that know about that, I was you're part of that. It was, you're part of that. Carnival time in my family. I kid you, not all my brothers and sisters are texting back and forth.

The bitch finally died. Damn. Meanwhile, two of them are in London. Two of them live in London. Yeah, so they're even, so yeah, it means even more to them. They were so close to it. They were fucking happy, bro, static. My dad was like, yeah, finally.

I was just like, Jesus. It's so funny. I mean, it's just, I get it, though. I get the whole, she represents some, like, you know, a lot of colonialism and shit. Not that, like, she directly, you know, she's a little, she's a little young for all the conquering. But she definitely, the monarchy itself. Well, I love. Just the fact that people, what's up?

I love, I can't remember where the fuck. I think it was like an African country where they were like, hey, so now that she's dead, can we have our, like, $9 trillion dollar diamond back? Because I think they had like a diamond that they stole from somewhere in that crown, I think. So they were like, yo, could we get that back, bro? No, not quite. Not quite, bro. I think I'll put it on me sausage fingers. Yo, that guy, that guy, somebody needs to help him.

I know he's not exactly like long for this earth anyway. He looks like he looks like he looks like he looks like what a little. would look like if they put skin on. He looked, there's, there's definitely, there's definitely something going on with, uh, yeah, with that feller over there. It's crazy. With all of that money with, with all that money, you think you'd be able to fix that though. Fix what?

Withering? Well, everybody, no, everybody is speculating that he has some sort of, you know, when you have some heart issues, you see a lot of swelling in the feet, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, and the, and the, and the, and the, some people, like he probably has some sort of heart condition. Meanwhile, you have fucking Dick Cheney who has just a fake heart and he still, like he should have died like 20 years ago

or something. I don't know how long ago was. That is sincerely, you know what? I have a bit of a conspiracy theory, I think. Where, go ahead. Because we are I mean, we are seeing like unprecedented like kind of turmoil in the way that like our economy works and in the way that

like society works. And I think a lot of that has to do with the fact that old people are now living way too long. Oh, of course. Yeah. I think a lot of it has to do with that. The biggest problem with our country is the fact that the people that are in, they're making the laws and stuff are old people that have lived way past their expiration date. Yeah.

Like the people who used to make the laws were old in their like 40s. Yeah. And then they like, and then they expired like from a duel or something. Or they put, oh, look, I'm going to. drink this mercury because it's shiny. You know, like, it's usually like a situation like that. Like, they weren't long for this world. They weren't like, they weren't completely out of touch by the time they were making

rules. You know what I mean? But now it's like, you have people in the courts who like don't know what the internet is and they're, they're like making laws about it. And it's like, you can't have this. What the fuck is this? Mitch McConnell is unraveling before our eyes. Like his fucking, he looks like a.

actually sad. He looks like a ghost with a suit on. Like he just, like, I don't know what the hell is happening. Like, you can't, that shit, that shit shouldn't be in Congress. Yeah, it is. And the scary thing is, but he does. Now, some people think he looks like a, some people think he looks like a fucking turtle, which he kind of does.

But like, the way his, like, skin is just drooping. It reminds me of like a sheet, you know, like a, you have someone that's fucking around and trying to spook you and shit. Spooky. You know, that. He reminds me. He reminds me of that, what's that old Hannah-Barbera dog? Not the not Scooby-Doo one?

You know what I'm talking about. The white dog, the not Scooby-Doo, right? He's got like that, er, boy, oh, no. Like, that, he's got like the droopy jowls. Oh, my God, I wish I knew what the fuck his name was. We're not talking about droopy. What is his name? Is his name, droopy?

We're not talking about droopy, we were not. There's Huckleberry Hounder. No, it's droopy. He's literally talking about droopy There's no way he's talking about droopy He's literally talking about droopy He said it He said his name

Describing his job I didn't know that was his name Because I've never known his name I just know I'm like Oh that's the fuck His name's really droopy Because his face droop He's like no

That you were I was like wait He can't be talking about droopy He just described It has to be somebody else He wouldn't use the word droopy To describe droopy right To describe droopy

That's not I have never never known this character's name before today. Like, that is wild. I've only seen him, like, tangentially and, like, her... Usually, he's, like, a reference, or, like, I remember seeing him in, like, I remember seeing him in, like, random commercials, like, a long time ago. He's been, he's been in a, what's called space, not space goes, a Harvey Birdman. He's been in that show more than once.

Right, right, right, right, right. Like, I usually only see him as a joke, and I'm like, oh, but I never thought about his name. And I was like, oh, he looks a little droopy, but there's no way. That would be, like, if... That would be like if Scooby-Doo's name was Brown- Talking Dog, you know? Like, that's like such a... You know, Scooby-Doo's real name is Scoobart, actually? I mean, now it is, yeah.

No, it's been... It's Scoober. It's Scoober Scooby-Doo. There's no way they thought about that in, like, the 60s when they were writing this. I think they did. You're giving way too much credit for these fucking things. What about Shaggy's real name? Is it like Shagget or something?

Shaggett. Shaget. Like shagget, shaggy. Wait, what's the bunch of his last name, dude? Actually, my name is Shagrius. Shagrius. Shagggy the third. Could you imagine his name is Shaggrius and he's in Hades?

He's the son of Hades. He's the son of Hades. Shaggat. That's so stupid. Shaggis. Yeah, what is Shagggy? He's her name. I think it's like fucking...

Probably like Alfred. It's like Orville Redenbacher or some shit. Like it's like a really weird... It's definitely that. It's like a very weird name. I think they said it. They've confirmed it before. Oh, I've heard this before.

His name is Norville Rogers. Yeah, Norville. Oh, my... Oh, you were kind of close to it. I thought you were just making a stupid-ass joke. No, I was. I didn't realize how accurate it would be. Yeah, his name is Norville.

Rogers? Norville Rogers? That was uncannily. close. I really did not know. You've heard it before and you were like, uh, like this. You probably. No, not even.

You gotta get it popping like Orvo Red and Baca. Sorry. Oh, man. Fucking Norville. Was he a real person? Orville Redenbacher? Yeah. Yeah, that pussy that made that kettle corn or whatever.

I hate him. That pussy that made kettle corn. What a toxic person you are, dude. I always thought Orville Ridenbacher. I thought for a long time that Orville Redenbacher and the Six Flags old man were the same The same person? Like it was the same idea. Like the same

person was used for both. And I didn't know until later that like oh, that's a man in a suit. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece.

I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place.

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Learn more at asuonline.asu.org. The fact that you didn't have a, I didn't have a good enough TV to see. You didn't know, you didn't know that wasn't a real old man. The old guy. Well, I mean, not when I first saw it. I was like, what the fuck? He didn't have fucking hair, the Six Flags guy. He was bald.

Yeah, but like that was around a time where I was like, I could believe that is that that is possible. I knew that. I know he wasn't real because my grandma, my grandma's old and my grandma absolutely can't move like that. Move like that. So I was just like that's not an old person. That's what I would have thought except my family's strange because there are some old people on my family that absolutely cannot. And then there's my great grandfather who's like currently 90 and he's like shucking fucking corn and like. and doing all this, like, crazy shit in Puerto Rico, where I'm like, I'm always like, I don't know how that's, or it's like a Keith Richards thing, you know,

where like, how are you, how are the Rolling Stones still touring? Like, that's so insane. That is. They drink kids, child's bloods, absolutely. Childs. They fuck their fans and kill them. Yeah, they do those blood transfusions and shit. Because, like, Keith Richards and, and, oh, who's the other asshole?

Jagger? Mick Jagger. Jagger. Yeah, yeah, the Yeager guy. Like they, they're both very thin. They got to be at least like 97 at this point. Pounds? Both.

Well, both. Both of them. And when you see them, they're too lively. I'm like, bro, that's not how. I feel like they did just as many drugs as, say, Ozzy Osbourne and fucking, the motorhead guy. Oh, my God, I can't remember anybody's name right now. Dude, sorry, I just, I woke up early in the morning. Drove back.

Levy? From fucking California. Is that saying? Thank you. Yeah, let me, yeah, let me kill Meister.

Like, they, like, I remember Lemmy wanted to get a blood transfusion and they denied him because they said he would die because there's, there's too many drugs in his system

that it would shock his body to have clean blood and you would die. That's so fucking crazy. We can't fix you. He's got to die. He's got to die. He's got to die away. you are. That is such a fucking incomprehensible

like volume of drug to have in your system. Like I don't think... Nope. Yeah, yeah. He's dependent. God damn. Oh my God. Ew, they have the mask of the old Six Flags guy. Oh, ew. What the fuck. Wait. Where?

That'd be like coin. If you put it on, you'll turn it to him. It's costume zone.com. The problem is, I think they don't have an opening for the mouth. So it's not the exact mask. Everything else looks legit. What'd you Google? So I, okay, old six flags guy. And then with that, it

shows this mask at costume zone.com and it just looks fucking disgusting. It looks so gross. Ew. Ew, bro. This is so fucked. I hate this.

Oh, no. That's gross. This is, this ruined my fucking whole day. Yeah, it's weird that even brought this guy up because I thought about this guy, no joke,

today. I stopped at the gas station to get a monster, and for some reason that guy came up when I was talking to Jojo. And then that you're bringing up now, I was like,

what the fuck's going on? Why is this guy all of a sudden appearing in people's conversations? He hasn't been around for decades. You're going to hear it again later tonight that he's going to show up. And it seems like a Beatles juice situation. He's just in your fucking bathroom.

Like Candyman just start dancing. What the fuck? But he's going to grab you and try to bring you to Six Flags. And you're like, he's really strong. He's like way strong than he should be. He drags you to Six Flags. You know what? He forces you on that fucking bus.

He throws you on the bus so hard. And when you hit the wall, the bus tilts a little bit. And you're like, he can't be the strong as impossible. And he drives through the six-fights. With that fucking happy music playing the entire time. Imagine fighting someone for your life to that music. Like, this is a live or die moment. And you're fighting somebody.

That music is blaring. Real quick. I almost had like a, I almost had a fucking heart attack. Because I got an email from my insurance company and it said, you've been removed and I was like what and then I open it up as like from paper list delivery ah that's fucking that's fuck with you that's fucked that's fucked up dude

that like actually like that probably like took eight minutes off my life I think like if you could measure the impact of that they totally they did that on purpose just to fuck with their customers because that's something that like bored people would do imagine that guy imagine that guy

being like one of the torture conductors at Guantanamo Bay like he's fucking like dancing he puts that music on and he's waterboards did that happen well that that absolutely did happen yes okay

yeah no they play they play they play music well they play music generally at Fontama Beta to fucking as psychological toys I know they play like death metal a lot and stuff like that yeah and Justin Bieber was popular for a while back when he was back when he was but I want to paint this scenario for you guys

imagine this this guy who does the six flag he's clearly a young nimble guy One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full.

Hershey's. It's your happy place. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get big. bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Maybe even a college kid, you know, who knows? He gets this gig as the Six Flags old man. And for whatever reason, he finds himself in a, almost like a rhino from Spider-Man-type accident where he's stuck inside the suit. Right? He has to go to school, but no one wants to let him in because he's like, what is he, what is this old man is trying to get into the school? It's like, get him out of here.

And so his whole, he tries to go home to his feet. family and they're like no this is this old man do like nobody believes that he's him because he's stuck in this costume it's like the haunted mask you ever read that goose on oh yeah it is a haunted mask i remember that one oh yeah yeah yeah yeah uh like that's probably the one's classic one that's probably that actually what happened because you don't hear from that guy anymore he put it on and then he realized one day we thought he took it off he went to marian is still on he's like what the hell and try to take his face off and he can't and then he started the music comes on he's like, they, they, they, they, they start dancing.

And his wife's like, how did you get in my house? And he's like, no, honey, it's me. And he tries to shoot him. And the bullet ricochets off his new old, reinforced body because he can't be harmed anymore. Because now he's an eternal creature. And he dances his way. He dances and he turns, they turn to their car. He touches the car and morphs into a bus inside the garage.

So it destroys the garage, destroys a bunch of the house. He gets it. And he drives off. He drives forward through the rest of the house, killing his wife. He does. He does the dance with the cane and it, like, lifts his legs. but he does like area of a he does aOE damage so it's like it's like there's this like invisible circle

that you don't know where it starts and you're just scared to get near him and it's doing damage to the whole entire area that it's circumference and he leaves that's it and then it's like wow the queen died I'm sorry the queen died yeah yeah yeah the queen died that's something that happened so yeah yeah something happened yeah I Irish people, Australians, Caribians, Africans. People around the world, man.

Like, Indians. Americans, Indians. I saw an Indian woman going hard in the pain on Twitter. I was kind of like, yo, you probably want to tote it down just a little bit. It was funny. It was funny because it was ever, the British were sad, right? The rest of the UK was like, can we please be free of you guys? And then like all of the.

colonized people were, dude, did you see that video of the guy tap dancing in front of the castle? Right after she died. I don't know if it's real or not. I don't know. It was literally as soon as she died. It was video went to, like, popular. Some people tap dancing in front of the cap. They were like Irish people, like river dance.

Is that what they do? I don't know, man. They do whatever they want. Yeah, they're known for that shit. Yeah. They're known for that shit. I think they are. It's like Riverdance or, I don't know

Eating potatoes or some shit But they did that in front of the fucking They did that in front of the fucking thing Was really dope I saw a few people get arrested I definitely saw a few people get arrested Because you know they don't have They don't have the First Amendment

So you don't trash the queen or whatever Fuck no What's crazy It's the first world place I thought they had the Freeers Amendment No man we're the only We're fucking the only country that has that Like everybody else just has like these weird laws

That like you can say things to a certain extent You can't It's weird It's like what happened to Remember Count Dankula Oh you're right You're right okay Yeah it's like at the UK

They don't they don't do that stuff So you can't There's a limit So if you insult the queen Or the prince Charles Or king Charles Like some people were doing And calling him a nunts

He's a fucking nuts Yeah I didn't know He's a page fire So I did not know I did not know I thought nuns meant silly. No.

So, so, so technically another meaning for it is silly or someone that doesn't know what they're talking about.

I thought it was like decades ago? I thought it might have, yes, that's it might have meant that when I first heard that word. So I

called my sister a nuns. And she was like, don't call me that. She was like, don't call me that. And I was just like, wow. Doesn't that mean silly?

And just like, just don't say that. Just get that out of your vocabulary. Weeks later, I find out it means paid a file. That's crazy. So I love the idea of being like, yeah, I'm feeling, feel nunts. I feel nunts right now, man. I can't get it.

I can't get it, bro. And you're like, that's wild. Go into fucking London and telling people that and getting punched out, not knowing why. Literally, I'm going there soon. And I'm about to go there and say that. somebody to get my eyes dropped by one of those fucking crooked teeth fucking kids who are you fucking talking to

huh you know who I am and he takes out his fucking blade and starts spinning it bro you know what I just heard yesterday uh on Power 106 you know that's just been it's just all it's been American hip hop for as long

as I've been alive yeah yesterday I was a drill I heard some fucking nothing I heard some British bloke fucking like I said good oil I'd eat our skosk his car I was like what the fuck's happening

British drill man I thought I thought he was fucking I thought he was reading a nursery rhyme bro I thought he like he fucking parked up you don't remember when like George Bush was like reading that shit and he got interrupted by 9-11 I felt like that video is so funny I was just so taken aback

that I was like wait wait wait like you say this British drill that's an oxymoron bro That's where it came from, bro. I think it's where it came from. That's not where it came from. They can't even say.

The other came from Chicago. I'm pretty sure it came from shy. What happened is that they came from shy, right? It came from a shy rack, did it, and it was like on the low. Then Brits found out about it, made it more popularized. And then what happened is that we took it back and put it in New York. What is it? This is drill?

Yeah, drill music. Yeah. They can't even say that word. Drill. Drill. No, they were like, true. It's a drill Drill

Drill I said This is just This is true Drill hope Wait don't even say Homie What do they say

Brob Brough Brow brough Brum Right You know what My listen Listen listen listen

Listen listen Listen listen Listen We're getting We're getting It's really cold But there's no snow Yeah

I want to say How I live This is too British This is all too British This is all too British I'm gonna take you out With the Shiv Yeah

Yeah Boy don't come to shit I'll make sure you boys Get hit I got that thing on me I'll make you fucking bleed. It's every song.

Every single song sounds like that. Drill is very, drill is very, very formulaic. Like, it's like, it's like you, you speak a bar on like, you speak the bar on like,

there's one bar that rhymes on the first, the first time signature, then the third time signature so they rhyme with each other and the fourth and the second rhyme with each other. And you do that the whole song. It's really formulaic. And it sounds,

sounds good, like beat-wise. The beats are always really cool, but it's never like really good music ever. I got to tell you, I just love making fun of British people. It's so funny. All right. Well, well, they're, their queen's dead. So I think it's done. It's done. We did it. I will say though, like, I don't know. There's always part of me that feels like sad when an old person dies regardless of who they are because like for whatever reason, I think of like my grandparents every time. Oh yeah. And like my grandparents were like very, very nice. So like I never had this perception of old people that was like mean because like the only old people that I ever, ever interacted with was like my grandparents who were really cool or other people's grandparents that I knew who were also just I guess like, I guess just like luck of the draw just also very nice. So like what people like I remember being like getting older and people were like man, old people suck.

And I'm like what the fuck? What do they do? They're just dying. I had no understanding They're so nice and sweet and they're dying And I still to this day Haven't really had a negative experience With like an old person

Like sincerely One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar And suddenly I'm right back Sitting on the front porch with my grandmother On a slow summer afternoon She doesn't say much Just breaks the bar in half And hands me a piece

I open my mouth to say Whatever a nine year old wants to say And she replies with a low So, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Not really. Not any more than I've had with like a normal fucking person.

But so, I mean, you know, family and all that, it's, yeah. In my, in my mind, I feel like old people can't be, like, I feel like old people are loved by nature of being old. Like, you have a grandchild that loves you. yeah it's a lot of people's argument they're like how could you say anything bad about her she was somebody's grandkids

or grand parents or whatever she was somebody's mom on a base level I feel on a human level yes I feel sad for like the grandkids and all that shit but at the same they're also British royalty so like I just feel to me it's more of an indifference

because yeah yeah Like I guess like I don't because it's just weird it's weird how people it's like say for example there's probably somebody that down the street for me probably died probably blue his brains out whatever something happens right like but if I don't know about it I don't know them or something like that then it's just kind of indifference I know who the queen is but other than that it's like okay yeah you know all right I'm like yeah that happened I was actually looking forward to the memes because I know people are going to be fucking mean oh yeah yeah they're going to be ruthless so I was kind of looking for shit like that up I'll just I guess we'll leave it with just like appropriate Appropriate Amount slash volume of best wishes Given the same. Yeah, relative, you know Like relatively.

You know like Basic human best wishes. Yeah. But as a Jamaican, no, fuck that. Fuck those people. Fuck them. It's not even. To me, I'm just thinking like, you know.

Not to me. It's in my blood. Fuck them. It's in me. I tried not to get happy when she died. but while I was reading it I was smiling and I was like damn damn yeah I felt it completely indifferent when I read it I think like I don't know whatever I don't want I hate that we dedicated this much time to

British people let's move on that thing goes to do that no no no no no no pop pop pop pop pop pop that's their only contribution that's their that's their only contribution you know what's crazy you know it's crazy dead ass no joke though there's a ton of really really really really talented British rappers now, which I can't believe I'm sure.

I'm sure there are, but whatever. And I like the ones that don't sound British. I like those ones. Isn't it funny how like everybody who's British when they sing, they're no longer British except for Lily Allen? No. Lil's not British, though. There's a couple.

There's a couple of them. Adele does not say. Amy Winehouse absolutely did not. I admit Amy did it. No. At all. Most of them, most of them do not. Most Australians, Brits, whatever.

They don't do such an American fucking accent when they sing. And then there's a couple of people that just don't give a fuck. And they don't have the best numbers. They have the best number. That's crazy, bro. They don't. They fucking people listen to it. And then they go, ugh.

Yeah, exactly. That's crazy. It's funny how every famous black actor now is for the most part British really sucks. How much more of them are just being rotated in now? It's because they actually put money into the arts over there. It's not even. It's, they're actually. they're less it's remember everything's driven by money and and and the best cost that you can

get British people are cheaper that's why all the Spider-Man's are like it's everybody's starting to become like I don't know about cheaper in that context Henry cat and re-cats they're less expensive trust me I wouldn't say that things like because if you become a superstar you're a superstar you know you're like you're still getting paid like superstar wages you're still getting they're still getting paid a lot of money but they're not getting paid as much as an American actor that's protected by all these sag and all this other bullshit. Is that really? No, they have to have to have

you. I guess. He's, he, he, there is, I know what you're saying. There's, there's, there's a lot of truth to it. It's crazy. You know, just how many people are British now. Every, dude, half the MCU is like, they're at a cut there. It's like, you want some tape, bro. It's like, oh, of course, Spider-Man. And it's like, yay, I love you to help.

The fact, the fact that Spider-Man's been British or more and he's been an American. And the fact that he's never been anybody from New York also is wild. That is what pisses me up. I hate that shit. Just so you know, this is real. As far as live action Spider-Man go, he's been British twice and he's been American. He's been American and Japanese.

On an equivalent, to an equivalent degree. That's pretty cool. So, Spide by the United States, he's been American. You're probably, you're probably right. Unless you're counting like the fucking stage play. Okay. Do you think, do you think they're going to get an American black kid for Mazzam Rallis?

No. I think they might. Well, they, actually, no. You know what? That's very possible. purely because you're because if they I think they have to hire

what if they get the stranger things guy Lucas he's absolutely not he's too dark he's he's he's not Hispanic I know I don't I don't be real with you Chris

I'm going to be very real with you Spider-Man's not going to be Hispanic he's just going to be some guy that can speak Spanish no Kingston he's gonna be Chris I'm sorry they literally they literally can't in this climate they cannot get away they can't do it bro

they can't do it every voice actor has been his not been not a single one has been Hispanic. Well, that's, that's voice actors, King's. And I'm pretty sure it's going to be, he's going to speak Spanish. There's a man. There's a fucking, men are horses in voice acting.

That's true. That's true. But what I'm arguing is that, and I don't agree with this, but it's probably a lot of, look, I don't agree with it. Because I'm on,

unfortunately, I'm on both teams. So I sit on both sides of that fence. But I'm pretty sure he's just going to be a black person that can speak Spanish. I'm pretty sure. I think it should be a black Latino person. I think it should be.

I think I'm playing how many actors are black and Latino in the first place. You're going to have a lot harder time picking. And also that's the problem. And also not to mention, not to mention the fact that Miles is black is more relevant than the fact that he is Latino. which is unfortunate, but it's also true. Because Miles is not even the first Hispanic Spider-Man, which sucks.

I understand that because Miguel, Miguel O'Hara is, but also, but also, this is again, this is another one of these situations where I think Sweeney is living in a different place. I'm not, I'm not. Nobody, no, no, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Nobody gives a fuck about Spider-Man 299. No, no, no, not many people care. Not many people care.

You're right. Nobody. No, no, no. Not, it's not that not many people care. I'm telling you nobody on planet Earth gives a shit. You're being hyperbolic, but I agree. I agree to not many people, not many people care. But I'm willing to wage your money.

I'm right. I'm going to wager money. It's going to be some black kid that speak Spanish. And then I'm like, all right, you'll be Miles Morales. I'll wager thousands on it, in fact. I think the problem, I think the problem is that that will happen. and then that will be the moment where it's like because yet you're right it's not technically a big part of the spider-man aspect of his character but it's a big aspect of the miles aspect of his character and i don't know like his literally like in miles morales in the game there's Puerto rican flags everywhere he has a very obviously Hispanic mom he does like i don't i don't know if you could get away with being like oh he's i think it's going to be a very interesting time because now you're going now it's going to be like

I feel like that's going to upset people in a way that can't be dismissed it's not going to be like oh Ariel which is like who fucking cares well yeah her character isn't having anything based on our culture right but if there's but if there's but this one there's poor rican flags you know his mom could be cast as a poor rican Hispanic woman very fine right right right they could be a black guy as his dad because miles is a dark skin even though he's Hispanic he's still a dark skin person Yeah, well, Miles Morales's dad, I think. His dad, I think, that could be a black guy entirely. Well, the thing is that he's not, he's not like in the middle, like mid-colored person.

He's still a dark-skinned black kid. What would you think about a compromise, like, say, I don't know if you guys watch Kobe Kai. There's the Hispanic guys. His name's Miguel. Yeah. Yeah, so what if Miguel put blackface on? I'd be, look, that'd be funny. That'd be like, I like this.

But I think First of all, let me just, I'll say this I think it's fucking, I'll just say this I think it's fucking lame that we don't get anything I think it's fucking lame That like it's always, it's always like a redheaded kid Becoming a black person And I'm like I'm getting a little bored of it

To be honest with you Let's get some other fucking people in there Please it's because Hispanics are chameleons bro We are It's unfortunate That's why you don't choose us Which means it's easy Which means it's easy

No no no no no no Which means you get looked over No means you get looked over because you can't immediately tell. Unless you're Mexican, if you're from the South, if you're from the Southwest, you can tell that's Hispanic person because they all look the same over there.

But when it comes to like people from the Caribbean, I'm Hispanic, Gabby's Hispanic, you're Hispanic, Lyle's Hispanic, Smoky's Hispanic, we're all just, we just look like various things in the rainbow, you know? So it's like, eh, we can say it's Hispanic and then lie, you know? Yeah, but here's the thing. It sucks.

I don't know, man. It sucks. I don't think. It's going to happen, bro. That would be unfortunate. That would be so, that would be so wildly lame. The only thing we have is fucking Michelle Rodriguez in Avatar, literally. Like, we don't have fucking anything.

And it's so lame. It's going to be so unfortunate. It's going to be so lame. It's all these other people. It's all these other fucking people, man. Everybody else gets a fucking thing. Cobra Kai is a whole goddamn show. What do we get?

What do you get? No? You guys give baby. We get baseball. Cool. Yeah. You get baseball, bro. Those contracts are crazy, man.

Those baseball contracts, they get no advertisements, but they get a lot of money based. They just get no advertisements. I don't even know why you guys are doing this fucking podcast and you aren't playing baseball right now. No, bro. Baseball sucks.

I hate it, bro. You can't say that, dude. Don't say that. If my grandma heard me, she'd be mad as shit. She'd be careful. The Yankees are fucking great. What are you talking about? 28 championships.

And I'm like, okay, okay, calm down, grandma. I see your name is disappearing. You're like, when you say shit like that, you're like no longer like fucking, you're like your name is Inkston or something. You're missing a part of your fucking name. It's starting to erase.

Yeah, it's a force. I played it. I did. I did my time. I served my time. I played. And then that's it. I served my time too.

I play it. I do, I will admit, though, like when I see it, I do look at it. I do look at it. I don't watch it. but I do, I do the, bro.

It's like, it's like basketball. I wonder who's on the plate. Oh. You're passing by a bar and you see it on TV. You're just fucking walking. I do, I do look at it because I remember it being on my TV all the time. And it, like, I look at it and it takes me back. And I'm like, oh, what's that?

Who's not, who's pitching? I don't know these people, but I'm curious for some reason. I hated it, bro. I hated baseball. My grandmother was like play it. And I was like, I don't like this sport. I don't like this. I'll tell you.

I liked the energy of Yankee Stadium and like the feeling of it. Oh, more than I, more than I gave a shit about the actual, like being in Yankee Stadium and it's so weird. Sitting in Yankee Stadium eating a hot dog on like a really nice day is a really nice experience. That's how it. And then you look at baseball and then it's just like it adds so little to like that experience.

It's the same thing with like people that go to play soccer, bro. When you go to soccer, torrent places, you know, most people are there to get drunk and cause bullshit. You're there to chat and sing songs. They're not there to sing songs,

dude. They're there to cause some bullshit. They're there to get mad at someone from a different country and then try to assault them later while they're pissed drunk. They're not there for fucking, oh,

I want to see who's going to fucking do the most lap, who's going to have the most traveled yards. It's soccer, bro. I love soccer, but from outside looking in, that's the stupidest sport ever. I'm very aware. of that. It's so stupid.

I, and I like soccer. I like it, dude. I just fucking, it's just it's just, it's just, I thought that, you know what that reminds me of? Do you remember when go tanks would do the ghost attack? Yes, super ghost kamikaze.

But yeah, fucking, uh, that was awesome. I think, uh, yeah, I don't know man, like, whatever. They're gonna play us. They're gonna play us. Oh, we got to talk about, well, hold on. Don't, don't, don't something that we mentioned it while we were talking and it would be kind of weird not to elaborate on the hysteria

of the Little Mermaid because it has become Oh yeah It is it has been brought into It's so much bigger than I I think anybody could have even fathom How much really? You remember years ago

Because years ago back in 2019 When it came out yeah We already did this it kind of feels like Yes, we did it. That's the whole thing where I was like, this is weird. We did this already. And then, but it's way bigger to the point where I'm hearing people that don't normally fucking talk about shit like this.

Like, I visited my mom. They were talking about it on the fucking view. I was listening to Power 106 and they fucking were mentioning it passing by. And I'm like, this shit's like this quote unquote culture war thing is like the talk of, and I'm like, yo, this is crazy. I thought we did this already and it's like, shut the fuck up. whatever. We already know what this is. There's a targeted, there's an audience for this.

It's fucking little kids. And there's going to be a lot of little black girls. It's going to be extremely happy, good for them. And then Disney's going to get their money. And then adults are going to be underwhelmed because it's another fucking, live action film by Disney. Like, what is the fucking? What else is they're supposed to be said?

That is literally all there is to say about it. It really is. Like, I don't know. Like, I even heard, like, I wasn't even looking for it. came on my feed, this like leaked footage from, I guess, D23, is that what it's called? Yeah. Kingston. The Disney Expo or whatever.

And it was like a footage of her singing the full song. Like it was blurry. But you could hear it. And I was like, oh, she does a really good job. It's not like Beyonce fucking ruining the Lion King. Just singing over Donald Glover obnoxiously. Such a. Such a twat.

Just what a, I'm going to say that that was a genuine. Bitch performance. You know what's crazy? That was the performance of a bitch. You know what's crazy? You gotta see louder hope. I don't even think she did it on purpose. I think she just,

I think she just has to be the star in the room so much that she did that. And then she was probably like, I didn't even know I did this. You know what? You know what's wild? I don't think that's true. I think what happened is that's the only way she knows how to sing. Yeah.

I think, I think genuinely that's like, I don't know how to sing like a normal person. I have to go like, Hey, yeah, get the fuck out of here. Shut the fuck up. You're in a Disney movie. This is not American Idol. I think fucking Jay-Z was sitting next to the director.

And then like, you know, the director was about to say something. Like, hey, could you turn it down? And then fucking, you know, Jay-Z is kind of just looking at him. I just like that. Hey, I thought that was pretty good. I got 100 boys and 100 crips. Oh, whoa. He's ruining the set by just playing his music.

He's feeling like a pimp. He's listening. He's listening to his own music, complimenting her while not being able to hear it. That's wild. Anyway, it's fucking. If you're feeling like a pimp big, going to brush your shoulders off.

I'm just saying, bro, I've just seen, see, I've been seeing some people say some weird shit about like, it's not even, it's, it's about the folk that the folklore, the European folklore, that's their, they're taking our folklore away. They're taking it to that level. The thing you tweeted where it's her on the waterbell in, and then someone in my, I retweeted it, I retweeted it. And someone made show, tweeted a cover of the little slave.

And I was wheeze. I was fucking wheezing. What is wrong with these people, bro? And then I crow tweeted, I surprised she could swim. Oh my God. So stupid. It's so toxic. This shit has gotten out of hand, dude.

This shit's got out of hand. Profoundly. Imagine caring about the little. Imagine looking at the little mermaid and genuinely, like, this is really rude because my girlfriend is one of these people. But imagine looking at a little mermaid and being like, oh, I connect with that That movie's so dog shit. It's such a...

It's like not even Beauty to Beast. Beauty and Beas is a good movie. I actually like Bella's a character because she like wants to learn. Aladdin, Aladdin, Jasmine is actually cool. She was a... She's a person who wants to be in power. You know, she's like, I can be anyone I want to be with anyone I want to.

Mulan is a warrior princess. You know? She's fucking dope. And then there's Ariel, there's awkward, it's aquatic dumb bitch. She's a dumb airhead fish. This stupid. She doesn't know any better She just wants to be out there and do fish things on land

She literally just It's a movie about a girl selling her voice for dick Yeah For real Which is literally the dream Which is the fucking dream when you think about it Pipe bro That's a very serious sense of commentary

It's a very serious to the commentary for the modern world And how we do things Why it's dog shit is because you know, the way it was written, they couldn't make what, because it's just an allegory for coming out. Dude wants to fucking wish that being gay was normal, and he couldn't be gay.

So riding a little mermaid to represent how he felt, that's what it's really about. But nobody, none of these people know anything about this shit because they don't give two flying fucks about any of this at all. And it is funny that they do give a fuck about, like, you know, what it's become,

and that it's, it is literally geared towards four through 12 year olds even the original movie it is geared towards a certain demographic to the point where I was a little boy and that movie I barely fucked with it because I'm like yeah it's all right

it's just not for me it's not fucking for me I don't get anything from it it's a little girl thing it's the girls love it they have all the toys they fucking killed it with marketing and then you have these grown ass neckbeard you have all those people doing that woke trailer destroyed

and I'm like these are all of them giant beards in their 30s. It really bothers. The thing that genuinely bothers me is that like, if this happened just 10 years ago, nobody would care. That's what frustrates me about it, is that this is so new.

One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say, whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low,

listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You're right. This is so frustratingly new. I think it wouldn't have died.

I don't think, I think people would have cared, but I don't think we, I don't think they'd be talking about it on the fuck. Oh, yeah. It wouldn't have got. I don't think it wouldn't have gotten to this point because like there's such a there's such a financial incentive to make people upset and it just yeah so fucking boring I'm so over it like shut up like okay she's the little the people trying to be scientific about it were fucking bizarre like a mermaid can't be fucking black they're underwater first of all walk out of here in the show in the the little mermaid show there is literally a black mermaid.

Yeah. Well, she's dark. I think she's a Hispanic. No, there's a black mermaid. But, but, but, but, but, I think she's a spanish. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Preach. Guess who cared? Guess who cared about that black mermaid? Bingo. Bingo. You probably didn't even know about this until, until you heard it here or saw it on Twitter, right? You, you, the audience.

You didn't know about it. Because no one gave a shit. There was, I really think there was a time. Like, I'm not saying like, it's not like, because I feel like people misinterpret this shit. It's like, oh, people think like there was no racism in the 90s or like the 2000. No, that's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying when I say that people didn't used to care about it. What I'm saying is I do feel like people used to be more accepting of this kind of shit.

Or like even if they weren't, they didn't make a big deal out of it. I feel like these things, if the Fresh Prince of Bel Air were to come out today, you'd have people complaining that it's a woke sitcom. Because it's just a black cast. And that is so fucking annoying to me. It's crazy. You're absolutely correct. Sorry to try to derail you guys. But John Boyega recently on Twitter, he was just like, I have a preference for black women.

That's fine. And everybody, people on Twitter were like, that's so racist that you said such a thing. And he's like, what? I just said I have a, he said, I'll fuck a white woman too. Like, I don't care, but I have a preference for black women. and people are making it seem like it's the thing the thing now is the fact that people are so on edge about everything you can't just express how you feel about things because everyone's trying to instantly call you something these terrible things that have lost that loss of value and it's like it's i understand things were probably worse before socially but it's just the nature of how everyone just piles on because everyone feels like a victim now i think that's what i had a big problem is. So whenever you express something that you don't agree with, you're like, you're attacking me as a person. I don't think that's what it is. I actually think it's just everybody is so fucking,

I think genuinely everybody's so fucking miserable. And they're looking for any reason to like throw that on other people. I really do feel like it's just a bunch of miserable people. You say miserable. I honestly think it's boredom. Well, that's what it is. That's what I think I I think so many people are fucking just unfathomably bored despite all of the access to like, like, which is the problem. Limitless distraction. And now it's like, there's no potency behind it. That is the problem. People need to feel something.

So they're like, oh, man, fucking I got to get angry. I got to get angry. I haven't felt angry in a long time. I need to feel alive. And it's just like, it's so depressing. That's madness. That's insanity. There's so many people that understand that to a T where, like, you know, like, you know,

Like there's this guy. I haven't seen any of his videos, but I see his thumbnails popping around all the time. He's called Geeks and Gamers. And he uses the same thumbnail, that same chick that was at the inauguration where she was screaming, no. He uses it in every single thumbnail.

He knows exactly what he's doing. He's not like a geek. No, like he's fucking. I'm sure he doesn't give a flight when he is making the thumbnail. He is so passive for him. He's just, oh, put it here. He is,

they, I think it's like a great. group, but they are, they are no, I didn't know. Yeah, they are no bullshit on purpose. Like, no, yeah, no bullshit was an idiot. No bullshit. No bullshit was straight up and I don't say this with any hint of exaggeration. One of the stupidest people I have ever been aware of. Not that I've met. I'm talking like just basic awareness of a person. I have never, I don't think I've seen in person, any person. as dumb as no bullshit was. Brooks. Brooks, whatever the fuck his name was, the dumbest slab of wood you could... Do your little ones have jam-packed schedules? Kit them out at done stores with a uniform that can keep up.

Get joggers that will survive P.E. on the muddy pitches from just five euro. And sweatshirts that will breeze through messy art projects from just three euro seventy-five. Pick up a comfy knitted school jumper from just three-year-75 and a three-pack of playproof polos from just five. Euro. Back to school at Dunn Stores. For little ones with big schedules, shop in store and online now, terms and conditions apply. Ever hoped to meet. And he made those videos sincerely. He really, he really believed everything. He was passionate, talentless. Everything about it was authentic and genuine. And this, now it's like, no, these people, these people know. And maybe they didn't believe it, but like they know what they're doing. None of them do, man. When I started really paying attention to these people with seeing other, well, me,

me looking into other people documenting what these people do and what they say. And the stuff that they say is so outrageous, it's just calculated. There's things that leaking catch when somebody says, oh, this is so outrageous, not a single soul could actually believe this. They'll make up something, kind of like Joseph Goebbels. Like, seriously, they'll make up something so outrageous, you know, Hitler's propaganda minister, and just keep saying, until people believe it.

He knows it's insane, but he knows people listen to him. And it's fucking brilliant. That's dangerous. I guess I just wonder, I guess I just, I guess I just wonder always, like how much of,

how much of the Koolader are, are they drinking? You know what I mean? Because I do think it's possible that like, I think what happened. You can play crazy until you believe it, I think that happened. Right, that's,

right, but that's what I'm talking about. That's, that's what I mean, it's like, I do feel like at some point, like, and maybe, I don't know,

maybe I'm off. Like, I have no idea. I don't know these people. Based on the hunch that I get, I get a hunch from some of them that you've... Is there anyone you could... You've bought into it.

Is there anyone you can think of... That played crazy until they bought into it? Like, who would you think? Gabby Hannah. I think Gabby Hannah. I think Gabby Hannah played crazy until she bought... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think she's mentally ill. Yeah, but I think I think...

I think that she played the game until she lost her resistance to it. I think it was always there, man I think it was always there. I think it's always there, obviously. But I think she started letting the guards down more and more and more until it all rushed in and now is just, look at that, that's what it is.

No, I think Curris is a whole other fucking, that's a whole other fucking thing. But I don't know. I think Ben Shapiro played into it. I think I think Ben Shapiro now believes himself. See, the interesting thing is I thought the opposite. I used to think Ben Shapiro was genuine. I used to think he was authentic in the dumb shit.

shit that he would say. But the more, like, say, for example, I stumbled upon these guys, this channel called Some More News, and they did like a hour and something video on Ben Shapiro just about a bunch of shit that he says. And I'm like, oh, this is so outrageously false. It just, it was just one of those things. I know Ben Shapiro was in a stupid person. Like, he's not, like, intellectually, like, just, he's not, he's not Brooks, no bullshit.

I know he's aware of what he's saying, but he knows that is. audience will not fact check him at all. And it's fucking, you can get to that level, right? You get to that level when you're kind of like almost cult status and they will not question what you say or what you do. And I was like, oh, I didn't know that. I thought he genuinely believed in what he was saying. And he was like very like smart and oh, I like I just, I'm just like a religious person that just has bad information, but I strongly believe in it. I'm like, oh, no, this guy's fucking phony too. And it's It's wild because I don't watch a lot of political content, but I have been recently just to kind of be a little more hyper aware because things are getting a little weird over here, right? In the States, things get a little weird.

America's definitely in a very strange place right now. Our meta is different. I'm trying to pay attention to a little more. Our meta is different. We're playing a different meta right now. And it's like, hmm, it wasn't quite different. The meta has shifted for sure. They nerfed everything to make the internet stronger.

No, I think, no, I think the internet existence made, I think the internet is just stronger. everything else. I think everything is still where it's at, but the internet is just dominating, except for other forms of media. That shit's weaker now. It's just internet's a movie. Everything else, like television, nerfed. Nerved into the floor. Uh, respect nerfed into the floor, because you can say anything and I get away with it. So respect is nerfed. Uh, anxiety, fucking highest tier ever. My fuckers can't order shit on the phone, you know, so it's just every. Yeah, it's a, it's a whole, It's a whole ordeal. I don't know.

There's... One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low...

Shh. Listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.

$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I don't know. It's, I hate this shit. It bothers me. But, uh, I guess we'll run into our last thing before we do some, some rabid questions. We're going to have to, we should have mentioned this at the beginning, but it's going to be like a little, I mean, actually no, you know, you know, because you see the, you see the audio file and you know how long it is.

But we're doing, we're doing a bit of a shorter episode. We were a little bit late recording. So we just, we just want to get this out as soon as possible. and we're recording on an unusual day for us. So just heads up. But before we left, I feel like we needed to talk about this because it's just, I don't understand how this is even happening. So I'm sure if you're on Twitter, you know that you probably saw Anthony Fantano's name trending.

And you probably thought like, oh, you know, this happens with some YouTubers. It's kind of like how sometimes Ethan will trend. and I'm always like, oh, I wonder which one that is. Right, right. I always hope it's Ralph. Yeah, it's like, is it Ralph? Sometimes it is. Sometimes it is.

It's Ralph, it's Klein or it's crank, crank gameplays. But I think generally this doesn't happen all that often. So when I saw it trending, I was like, oh, I wonder what he did. At first I thought it was another like hit piece came out. Because I saw something very. similar. I saw like an article recently like giving him shit about his meme channel. I'm like I can't believe this is still happening. Oh wow.

Really? Yeah, yeah. And I thought it was that again. But it turns out that Fantana was trending because Drake Champagne Poppy himself. That's right. I hate that. I hate his Instagram name. Like sent a DM

to Fantano like out of the blue in the middle of the night which is like an extra layer to this that I think is so fucking funny Drake sent Fantano this this DM and and it was kind of brought to light because Anthony made a video about it but he was like he kind of played it off as a joke like he he doctored the DM he went into inspect elements and like changed it up so he was like oh Drake DM'd me and it was like this vegan cookie recipe

and then he read the whole race it's like a long ass recipe it was like it reminded me of like a bad is the plan video Like just like very shitposty, very much like, oh, isn't this funny? Because it's telling the truth that Drake did DM him, but like kind of like obfuscating and in a way, in my opinion, kind of protecting Drake a little bit. Really? Because the real DMs are so sad because he sends Drake, one of the biggest artists in the world at like 1 a.m. sends Anthony Fantano

what is it Do any of you have like the tweet I can look it up I can pull it up I got it on my I am I retweeted and I mean

I reposted on my story I'll pull it up a quick Yeah yeah yeah It's just so Read it Yeah I got it right here So Um

It says Yeah Yo Your existence is a light one And the one Is because you are alive And then he's Pairs sin

Next one. And because you somehow wifed a black girl. Somehow. You somehow wiped a black girl. Send. And then I'm feeling a light to decent one on your existence. So he just reinforces what he. He just repeats. I think that joke.

I think that joke is funny because the idea of using someone's own joke against it. Using someone's own thing against them always brings me a little bit of credit, you know? It's like when battle rappers use a bar from someone's song to insult them, it always gives me a little bit of like. If they've done it, if they, if it's like you've heard it a hundred times before. I've never heard that before also. I'm going to be real. Well, the thing, it's not even, it's not even the laziness of the joke that gets me. It's the fact that like, why?

Like, why is one of the biggest artists in the world, random? Like, all I'm imagining is Drake in his room crying on a bed, like, at 1 a.m. Like, in his, in his feelings, like, oh, man, I'm feeling so fucked up. Like, I understand. This bald white guy. who means nothing to me didn't like my album Anthony Fantano constantly gives Drake bad reviews

That's the thing But this is the problem The problem is No it is just look at it is his job But this is the problem Because I feel like there's a lot of people Because even even you know Tony Sam

Fantano Even Tony you know Tony Do you love me Because he really he fucking He there's A lot of people don't want to admit it But they respect

Anthony Fantano's opinion Oh yeah, I do. Because so many people respect his opinion. And so here's the thing. We all know artists. We are artists. Right. We are very hyper aware of and very sensitive to stuff that we create.

And if somebody destroys you, it stings a little bit. No matter how much you want to say, I don't give a fuck or whatever, it doesn't feel good. So we all know that. They're all human at the end of day. It doesn't matter how fucking rich or famous you are. You have somebody, Anthony, Fantano that literally his is I'm sure his review of uh let's pull it up like the review of that late is garbage certified lover boy it was oh no no the dance hall no no no that's shit no the honest

honestly never mind i think i think it's called honestly never mind that shit's so bad even for me and i was like it's one of those it's one of those things where it's so i'm sure just and i'm not even i'm not trying to defend it i'm just saying the reality situation like Anthony Fantano's review just reviewing it because i watch it of course I was excited. I get excited when I see Anthony Fantana wearing his red fucking flannel or it says not good or whatever.

You already know what you're getting into. I'm like, let's fucking go, dude. So it was a good review. He touched on all the things. I just feel like Drake, he's obviously with the music he makes a very sensitive guy.

And I don't, there is, I am in no way defending him fucking DM me because I would never do something like that. That's the thing about it. Right, right. Like it's one thing to care, right? It's one thing to be like, oh, that's fucking shitty. Like, what, that's, you know, I put a lot of work into that.

It's always, it's always shitty whenever, like, I've had so many fucking videos made about me that, like, hate me. You know what I mean? Like, it's annoying. Like, I've seen them and it's like, ah, this fucking, like, what the fuck did I do? I'm just chilling. But I have never gone out of my way to send a, like, how old is this review, by the way? What, like, a couple months? Yeah, a few months.

That's what, that's, like, imagine. So it's been swelling. It's like, it's been, like, he's been festering in his brain for like two months. We've all been there. We've all been so hurt. No, no, no, not in this, not about, not about, like, D.M. It's what it's what I mean to me. But, like, you know, we've all been at our feelings before.

He's been like, God damn it. Why? I got to figure out why this happened. No, but like, I just said to them. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Okay, go ahead.

I think it's just the idea of just, like, sending a message to somebody who didn't like my thing and, like, insulting them because they didn't like it. That, to me, is, like, so weird. You know what's funny, though? On the level that you're at or any of us or anything like that, it's not even that weird. It's stupid, but at the same time, it'd just be like, oh, yeah, this guy slipped up. It is, like, I know Drake is still a human, so he makes human stupid decisions. But it is, because I'm just putting myself in the situation. if I were at the level of fame and just prosperous as Drake, so the point where he can just gift some UFC fighters a Rolex

just because they bet money on him. He bets a lot and he gambles a lot. So he bet money on them. They won and they're like, oh, like, get us a roly. And he literally just gifted them roly. Imagine having that type of money. I would be so happy and content with my life. I'd be so good that, yeah, probably Anthony Fantano's review.

probably wouldn't bother me that much probably it would if I would watch it my point is I probably wouldn't even be it wouldn't even be on my radar at that at that level of my life I agree that's where I'm at with it I'm just thinking of like say where I would personally be but Drake probably

sits on YouTube and watches all the reviews and it just and then two months later or whatever the fuck when he finally gets to it. Probably got a little bit too much to drink too much to drink and then he just he fucking not only did he DM this is the worst part we forgot to mention this is the worst part because I thought it was fake at first so I went to um the way

that I saw it it was a story it was champagne poppy story that was how I saw it first I'm like this bullshit why the fuck would he do that and then I went to his Instagram and sure enough he reposted it to his he posted it to his story he that's the part that yeah he blew my mind he telegraphed to the world that he was so upset by a video review by some YouTuber that he sent them and like an insult and not even the other thing about it too

that is so like Tony do you love me I've oh my god I forgot what I was going to say because I'm just like I'm thinking so much about like just how it's saying this is look look first of foremost

Fantando's not some reviewer Tony he's not some reviewer he is he is He's not. He's not. He's absolutely not some reviewer. He's Drake. He goes by his first name and everyone knows who you're talking about. Who Drake? That is fucking insane. Imagine if, imagine if somebody was like Bob and like, oh, everybody was thinking of the same Bob. That's fucking insane. The thing is that. He owns the name Drake. He is so insanely famous. He's insanely famous. He's the most lucrative artist of all time. He is. He is. He is. the highest point, man. I think I'm a little confused.

So the thing is that like Fantano's not just some guy, you know. Fantano is very well respected in the internet sphere of music. He's a very respected reviewer. A lot of people don't want to admit it. They don't want to give him as flowers. But a lot of people respect his point. It's like Derek said. What happens is that consistently since if your readers is too late,

in like 2014, he everything that Drake has come out with which I agree has been a lot of it's been not great but there were some modicums of water I could enjoy at least you know like scorpions came out views came out I liked one dance you know I liked um passion fruit you know but fentanyl consistently like one after another after another it's been like six albums now he just been like this he's been lighting him up he's been lighting him up he sucks for a while. So imagine every time this,

so imagine a lot of times when you trend. Imagine being Drake and when you're trending, you go and click it and it's Anthony Fantano shitting on your music every time your music trends. No, no, no, no, no, no, but that's not, that's not what happens. It definitely had, it definitely happened for the last album.

It happened, Chris. Kingston drank. Tano gave it like a two, Chris, and it was trending. And Drake might have not seen it at the time, but he probably, based on this, it finally got to him. And he was just like, shit, this hurts, bro. It is just so inconceivable that it would get to him. Like, I just, I cannot. How would it, how was it inconceivable?

Because I just can't imagine. He's a reviewer. It's the point. Like, I don't know. It's like getting upset about. at rotten tomatoes to me. Like, I, I, what do you want? The thing, the thing is, their job is to talk about things as they are.

And guess what? Most people kind of agree. You're not doing so hot. And in comparison to, like, other artists that Fantano lights up way worse, in my opinion. He does not light up anybody worse than Drake consistently, bro. That, you can't cap that. Kigston. Chris, he liked, Chris, he gave Drake.

He gave, he gave Drizzi. Hold on, hold on. He gave Drake. He's the biggest artist on the planet. And he's consistently given him below fours. That's a lot. That might not be the hardest. He's lit up some body.

Do me a favor. Go and look up every single M&M review from the last like 10 years. Do yourself a favor. Look at the M&M reviews from the last 10 years. Bro. Look at all of them. Watch him. Look.

He lights Eminet. I, if I was to the point where if I was Eminem, I would almost take it like person. I would like, let's go. He's dissed him. He's dist him. He's dist. He does. Take it personally. Yeah, except that's, that's part of it. If you, that's what I'm saying. So it's one thing to send a DM to this person. And it's another thing because I'm sure we've all done this, right? Where like, if we've, if we have somebody who's like talking shit to us, we'll like maybe tweet at it or something or like we'll use it in a video. Like I've done this before. Like I've streamed video like weird takedown videos before because I think they're like amusing and it's good content. I mean like, why not? Why the fuck?

Wouldn't I do this? It's one thing to use it for your content. If you want to, if you want to dis Fantano in a song, at least you're doing a fucking, at least it's something to do with your art. This is just like lazy and it just comes across as pathetic. And now you've given Anthony Fantano the chance to leave you on red. Anthony Fantano left Drake on red.

That is hilarious. I wouldn't be able to resist. I wouldn't be able to resist, dude. That's crazy. That's so rough. man like I don't know man I guess he's not internet savvy so I guess he's not thinking about that stuff but like bro that definitely not it looks which is weird so bad in like my age which is like he should he should he grew up with

everything it's so it's a weird that he just did it's fine I can see I can see like it's still there it's still there I can see where he's still where if you go to his he still has it up as four more hours because it's been 20 hours it's still up I can still on his fucking story I can see why shirt to the shirt Sad enough. Just so we have video evidence that this is real. So you got champagne. Oh, wait, what the fuck is?

What just happened? The highlights came up. Oh, okay. Okay, so there's champagne poppy, right? I don't know. It's probably hard to see, but anyway. It's fine. Yeah, you click on it, and the first thing that pops up.

One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full.

Hershey's, it's your happy place. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Is the fucking conversation, you know? It's champagne poppy's fucking thing, dude. It's so crazy that it's... Also... It's so crazy that it's there. Also, just genuinely, like, I don't normally like the...

I don't really ever talk about like punching up and punching down because generally speaking in our sphere, I don't really believe it exists. Like I don't know if we can like we're not really so huge that we can't like fuck with it. And it's, you know what I mean? But the biggest artist in the world like sending an insult at this guy telling him he should die and then sharing that to his like probably like maybe close to one billion fans is like wildly irresponsible. That's what is crazy. That's what's crazy about it. Yeah, sure. As reviewers, Anthony's the biggest without question.

But as just an entity that exists in the world of celebrity, most people don't know who the fuck Anthony Vantano is. Most people don't know who the fuck is. Most people in the world do not listen to music reviewers. They just listen to music. So it is pretty crazy that people probably 80 to 90% of his fans are like, who the fuck is this guy? Yeah, like what?

All they know is that this guy told a random person to die. He didn't tell him to die. He just said his existence is not good. He didn't say his existence is a light one and it's a one because you're alive. Yeah, it doesn't mean to die. That this means you're not doing good at living. I don't know. I think you're a Drake Stan.

I'm not a Drake Stan because I agree with Fantano a lot on his albums. There's albums I disagree with on him constantly, but I think that is this funny that like, I think it's this funny that like imagine, imagine being the most famous artists of all time and in doing this, you know? Like, imagine being, like, Drake is the most thing. He's bigger than Michael Jackson, you know. He's bigger than Elvis Presley. Even if I was only really big over here. But he's the biggest, he's the, he's the big artists. And Drake was just like,

I got to tell him I got to tell him Weezy and he just put it in the chat and sent it It's so weird Anyway That is that is a thing I also want to just say

I want to just reinforce that Even though That Anthony Fantano Has been flaming Drake for years and years Like we Just want to reinforce that Guys

Just go listen to the latest project Compared to anything else That he's done This shit is just It's mind-bogglingly bad Like even this the production And it just I think he did it all himself

Because bro In one of the songs There's like a bed creaking in it It's like a bed creaking You know if you're fucking in a bed And it's going like It just do the whole song And I'm just like

Looking around that Who did he even ask anybody about this Or it's What I think What I think he did I think So you know when Kanye made What you call it

When Kanye made Aidaweets And heartbreaks everyone in their mom hated it everyone in their mother hated it and then it turns out it became the basis for the music the next 11 years and you think he thinks

I think he thinks he did that I think he thinks he did that I think he's like I'm making this dance hall shit that's going to be the basis for music in the future and if it is that god damn it you know but like but I said the same

I was making fun of ATAW8 to Heartbreaks the same way I'm making fun of this right now I was like this album is so stupid why is kind of using A28 so much they sound dumb and then the fucking SoundCloud bastards came into existence and all they did was used that for years

so we'll see I mean that's interesting because I like when I heard it I was like oh the heartless that shit was pretty good love lockdown I was okay with it I did not like it because it went from graduation which was like such a great album. I understand.

To this new era of music. Completely 180 of what the fuck is this. I get. It was like it was like going from Marshall Mathers L.P. to like fucking recovery. That's a drastic. At least with Eminem it was gradual. Man, I just want Eminem to start doing drugs again, bro.

I want Eminem. You just get Eminem start doing drugs again. Nah, bro. I think I think Eminem start doing drugs again. I think Eminem is well past his prime, bro. Yeah, of course. I think he... But see, that doesn't make sense.

That doesn't make sense. I don't understand, let me be honest. I don't understand as a artist myself. When I was young, I didn't really understand, like, quality of music and all the shit. And I didn't, I wasn't able to compare and contrast really well. Because I was just happy I made a song. Even though when I got older, like, I can't believe they're dog shit. And I would listen to my favorite artist and not immediately understand that my music was so fucking terrible.

Now, immediately. I'm like, I compare it. I listen to my old shit. And I'm like, this is just not up to par or whatever. It needs to be better. And what happens? Like, this motherfucker is he? What is he?

What is that? How does that happen? I don't understand how happens. I think what happens when you make music about, when you make music about a very relevant. So let's say like hip hop, right? Hip hop is ever evolving thing. So what happens is that when you make music in hip hop and you are no longer the person you

were, the songs you can create. Yate can just feel out of touch from the culture you're trying to put it in. I need quality. I just just quality. I don't care what the shit's even about. Like, just, it's not the same quality.

All those art albums are fucking awful, bro. All right. The thing is that he hasn't had a good album in like 20 years, in all fairness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We get, we did.

We got to, we got to go to questions. Let's do it. We got a couple that I want to get through. Alright, let's do it. Okay, JFK's headache wrote and he says, Hello, Snarky Boys. Out of fear of being painfully attacked by Chris, I asked the question, why do you think we have so many games we play,

like Destiny, Call of Duty, et cetera, that we feel such an intense hatred towards, but still love and keep playing them. I know for me, Apex Legends, gets me angrier and more frustrated than most things, but I love, but, what? Most things, but I love and continue to play the game. Thanks for getting me through long work days.

Please let me have my family back. I beg of you, thank you. my guy. Thanks for writing in. Uh, I think. Well, I mean, if you're, if you're frustrated about, if you have, if you feel an intense hatred towards something, you shouldn't be doing it. Well, I, I was going to, well, in the context of like playing a video game, it's more about like, it's evoking a passion in some way. So, like, you're feeling something with, like, I definitely get frustrated whenever I play, whenever I play like Destiny or, like, Halo and it's, like, competitive and I'm getting fucked up. Like, it's frustrating. But, like, it's still, like, it's still.

like a positive frustration in some way. It's not like, oh, I'm talking to gobbles. You know? It's not like, it's a different, it's a different energy. I definitely don't know. Any game I like. Yeah, I don't,

like even Destiny, it bothers me, but I don't hate it. I wouldn't say I hate that. Yeah, hates the wrong emotion. It hates the wrong emotion. Hates the wrong word, I guess, for it. Because you don't, you don't hate it. It's more just like intense frustration. But I definitely know what you mean. Like, there's sometimes where I'm like, I hate this fucking. I say it, but I don't, it's not, it's not meaningful because I don't mean it, but like, there's,

like, I fucking hate this game. Fuck this game. Fuck this nonsense. They're doing something right. If you can get that passionate about something, they're definitely doing something right. You know, like, because the worst thing is apathy, right? You just have indifference or something. Oh, yeah, 100%.

It's also just the idea of just like, imagine being in, in, imagine you made something, right? Let's say you made a game, uh, the person who wrote in, JFK's headache. Imagine you made a game and you watched somebody play it. And then they said, God fucking damn it. Fuck this shit. But then they keep playing it. That's awesome.

That's awesome. That's got to be an awesome feeling. Because that means you're able to do that shit. And it's cool. Like some of the best shit that I, like dude, I've gotten heated in like Destiny Raids for sure. But those are the best parts of those games. For sure.

I feel like that's almost like from software in in a, Oh totally. From software is, I feel like that's from software's entire design philosophy is like trying to piss you off. I just go back to fucking Hassan destroying his controller. He's playing Sekado and then like he just absolutely destroys the control. It's so, I love it because I'm like that's, that is, that is that, that should be advertisement for them. They should use that in like commercials and shit.

He destroyed his control for Sekaro? Damn, bro. Look at what it made this guy do. He fucking, he just, he pounds it. He fucking, and then he fucking goes in the background, starts punching his couch and shit. And it's just so funny. And I'm like, isn't that, I'm like, oh, I got to play this. I got to try this fucking game.

I need to feel this. I need to feel this level of fucking passion about something. I want to tweet at, uh, at Hassan. Like, I finished Sekiro and I didn't even break my control. It's a little too late now. A little too late now, but definitely at the time would have been perfect. I think he would still reply. That's why I said it as a joke and I didn't tweet it.

I think he would still reply though. I think he would still reply. Do you think so? Oh, oh yeah, you Nazi or some bullshit. It's like Keemstar whenever you'd like that photo of that guy shitting on the train tracks.

Wait, what? That shit is amazing. You've never seen that photo of Keemstar shitting on the train track? Bro, I'm going to send you, there's just,

I forgot out with that fucking, um, but it's like there's a, uh, What is it called? It's like a crook to a boss or whatever. Yeah. Meme.

It would like, you would, you would like be upgraded. You would be like level fucking one crook or something. Like level 30. I forgot something like that. And there's this meme of that and that motherfucker on the train tracks. And I'm like, I'm pretty sure that's actually Game Star. I'm bringing up. All right.

All right. Let's quickly. Let's move on to some try and rapid fire these next few. Los Homo's Hermanos wrote in. He says, hey, Howdy, hey, Snark Tank. I know you guys tend to talk a lot about video games and music-related things, but do you guys have any hobbies that you don't normally talk about? Thanks for putting up with my dog-ass name changes.

Welcome. Thanks for supporting us. Los Homo-Hermanos is a good-ass name. It's great. It's not bad. It's like the first thing I thought about. Compared to most people who just like trail off on long sentences that are just like not interesting, it's good. Yeah, Los Homo's Hermanos is not bad.

as far as like hobbies that I don't talk about I don't know I feel like because my existence is talking about the things I do on various podcasts and also streaming I feel like most of I feel like most of my hobbies you guys are pretty aware of I do I do like I will say I I wish I had the space to like build shit like I do like like carpentry and shit like that

like I do like if I could like have a work bench and like build a table or something. I like that shit, but I just don't, it's such an insane investment and also just like. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low,

So listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently.

It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger

as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You know, that's a lot of space to dedicate to, like, you need a shed for that, which I do not have. And it's also been so long that I can't even imagine that I would really be particularly good at it at this point. But, you know, that's really the only thing that I can think of.

and it's really just because I can't do it. Where I'm at? What do I? I don't know. I talk about reading. I talk about video games. I talk about my love of music.

We're an open book, I feel like. Yeah, pretty much. I feel like we talk about. Nothing really. I ain't got shit hidden, bro. Ain't shit about me hidden, bro. Yeah. Bitch.

So there you go. We good, yeah. Yeah, we'd go, man. Andrew Tate punching you in the face and calling you a beta road. He says, hello, human Oreo. I'll keep the question simple. What is your advice to start out in content creation, stuff like thumbnails or advice on creative clickbait,

or any general words of wisdom are appreciated? So I'm going to be straight up with you, man. The environment now is so different than when we all started that, like, I don't know if we can really, I don't know if the things that we could say are as up to date. You know what I mean? Like, we're still doing stuff. And obviously, we know the field and we know the arena.

But starting out is a whole different ballgame now. Like, it really does feel like, I don't know. It feels like the only real way to start out is to really make undeniably good shit. Like, stuff that has to be shared. You know, like, I don't know how else to say it. Like, I don't think you can get away with, like, the old school way of, of, um, kind of like, fucking around and, like, kind of like, oh, yeah, I'll post this video of me eating Cheetos, you know? And then, like, the next video is like a video essay that's really good.

Like, I don't think, I don't think you can really do that anymore. Because even some of the most successful channels that exist now will delete that old shit, you know, um, because it just fucks them. Like, I still have a lot of my old, like, nonsense up. I have all my old music. I have all my old shit posts. which probably doesn't help I probably should get rid of them

but I'm like attached to them in some way I would say you you gotta find you gotta find a thing that's popular and if it's popular and you know enough about it you can make something good from it go there I would say apply what you like to do to something that people care about

so if there's like so for instance if you if you're an animator or if you'd like do animation look for like a trending topic Like with Meat Canyon, what he did with like, oh, the queen died, you know, and he made a whole fucking animation about it and things like that. If something is happening in the world that you think is amusing or if it's like trending, if you do music, maybe fucking, I don't know, do a song or something about that. It really is all about what people are looking for, basically. Like, it's trending top.

Unfortunately, this is the reality of it. It's like, it's very, it's not. it's very difficult to get by on just raw skill now because so many people can do that. Like it used to be a very huge asset to me that I could edit, but now everybody can edit. So there's a couple of things to keep in mind

right now. Watch time. So the longer the video is, the better chance the algorithm will push it, which is just, that's just the reality for people that are, not everybody, because there's people that are established and it doesn't matter, but there's people that are new there's a lot of people that are new they're making and this is like a really good thing that you can do right now

iceberg content is fucking pop it off oh yeah yeah yeah really long ass fucking videos about the the blank iceberg or the I you know whatever whatever it is could be video games gonna be fucking movie whatever just go through the iceberg of it

if you don't know what it is look at examples of anything they're very huge right now and obviously you may not even be interested in it but if you do true crime podcast you gotta just do do okay I think because that shit is just

just insane. Like, they're popping up every day and then new people are still. People just, they can't get enough of it. They want to hear everyone's perspective on the same fucking murder. It's, it's wild. It is insane. It's pretty crazy. Also, you have to find what you, the biggest thing is you have to find what you bring that no one else brings. Find your uniqueness. And you also, and you also have to care about what you're doing. That's kind of the thing too. It's like, that's what's, that's what's so hard about it is because you have to care about, you have to base things on trending topics but you also have to care about it in some way.

Because if you do shit that you don't care about, then it's like people, no. It's like very obvious. The reason why I can not upload for like months and then I'll put out a halo video and it fucking slaps is because people know I give a shit. Like they know I can't possibly be joking. If I'm like talking about, I don't know,

fucking Superman, no one's going to give a shit. Like no one's gonna watch my Superman video I bet On my channel with like fucking 600 something thousand subs And Kingston's channel with like Sub what is it like 7,000 7,000 7,000

I bet if I put a Superman video out It would get less views than his would Yeah, I think yours would get more views But not as much as you, it should It wouldn't get as much engagement Yeah And it wouldn't get as much as it should Because people would be like

What the fuck is this? Right That's why, like, recently, like, whenever I did, I did two smaller bits of content. I did a thing about Better Call Saul because it was trending and also because I just genuinely like it a lot. And also, I did a rise against tier list, you know? And that's like, that should have, like, maybe 5,000 views. But people know I give a shit. I have a fucking tattoo.

So that's, like, closer to 100K. At least the last time I checked I think it was like 70 or 60,000 Which is like for a video like that A tier list That I don't do That's pretty fucking good So like people

You have to Care about something And you have to Convey that well Because if you don't A lot of that is in delivery too Like sometimes you might really genuinely Care about something

But you'll read the script And you'll listen back to the fucking delivery And you're like wow I sound completely apathetic So it's I don't know man It's a lot in the execution.

Not even so much what you do. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

it's just how, how you execute on it. That's the most genuine I can be. And the, uh, the last one, we'll just,

uh, wrap things up. Okay. I love FOV sliders, wrote in. He says, Hey, Star Tankers, what do you think is the coolest way to die?

Oh, the atom is a simple. Explosion. Explosion? Exploding for sure. Absolutely. Damn. I hate that we're all unanimously agreed on that.

But like organic, but like it being organic means. Like nothing. out exterior made to explode like you're you. Oh, like from the center, yeah. And then you blow up. Like thermonuclear self. I mean, I don't know how though.

I would, I would, I'd be like it's between that and. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much. just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening.

That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I feel like being catapulted into space would be a fun one. Oh.

Just like imagine being just propelled. into the sky. Because at least you get this feeling of like, I'm flying now. Right? It's like, this is kind of cool. And then you're like,

you know you're not going to fall. You know you're not going to fall down because you're, you know, you're breaking through that atmosphere. And then you get to fucking freeze. You get your head explode. It's fucking die like very fast. Yeah.

Your body will be like floating in that weird like suborbid atmosphere thing that like exists. That's pretty cool. Like I, that's pretty badass. You know, You know what's really good too? I would say what? Falling off somewhere really high and then landing and causing a little area of effective damage.

That would be cool. Like you hit the ground like someone next to you that you don't even hit. It's like, ow! Because I was so disappointed when I found out that AOE isn't real. Yeah. Not the way. How could it be? Not for us at least.

I know. I know. But like when I was a kid, I like had some hope. Like that was like when I was the age when I was still like, if I, you know, You know, if I try really hard, maybe I can do a Kamea, may I, you know? Like, maybe, maybe. Like, just maybe. Like, I don't know for sure I can't, you know?

I don't know for sure I can't, you know. I have a good way. I hope somebody dies like this, right? Maybe it'll even be myself, you know. Hope the queen died like this way. So you get a, you get a bullet train, you slap a dildo in the front of it. Oh, my God. And then you drive fucking like, you know, at the last exit, whatever.

And then fucking you just pull your pants down and bend over. And then it just fucking just, the dildo impaled you when you explode. Like you just get fucked so hard that you die. Like you explode. That is so crazy. That is so gross. It's so gross. I think that's fucking awesome.

That's so funny because somebody just. That is funny to me because you wouldn't even have time. to process the millisecond of pleasure that could potentially happen. You would just be dead. You would just, you would just, you would, you would almost still think you're alive. That's how fast you'd be dead. How do you think people would react to that, though? Because, you know, they'll be at the station and they're seeing this guy on the tracks,

he's pulling his pants down. And then maybe, I guess they're going to just see this guy splatter, but they'll see on the news later that there was a deal. though attached to the train. Do you think their horror? Do you think their horror would turn into just laughter at that point? And it'll be like a little bit of like shit on it, a little bit of shit on it and like a little like in blood.

And you'd be like what? Did it know what? Did it what? Like that? Did it? That'd be sick as fuck, dude. And then it becomes a trend. The motherfucker now gets on his knees and opens his mouth.

It's like the fucking cinnamon challenge. Oh man. We got to go. We got to go. That's not, though. If you like me heard today, consider supporting us over at patreon.com slash a snark tank. $1 month gets you access to every episode and access to bonus solo episodes. $5 a month gets you a question right on the show.

$10 gets you access to our Discord server. That's one payment and you're in for good. And $25 gets your name to dyslexic ready in the show. That's what I will now do. Sweeney, count me down. Three, two, one. Is this the right list? Yes, it is.

Yes, it is. Lisa Piss's prized Seamen collection. tray. That is very hot. God, Christ Almighty. Opposite of hot. Lisa Piss is. Can you imagine your name is Lisa Piss? 3XO and the queen choking on Sween's Pine. The milk band that looks like Chris returns,

and I've returned for my son. Sweeney quickly, there's a Twitter account called Sweeney's Guy. Go there and scan the code to see a video. I'm growing ever curious about this. It's probably a scam. Rectalacerator, emoticons going like this. Storm Boys

I hate that one. It makes me so mad. Storm Boy's life and what he like. Shout out to my friend Rox, Roxy for introducing me to you wonderful irredeemable fuckwits. Hey, thank you, man.

Your noble truth. I have no urethra, but somehow I will come. Somehow I will. I'm not the pig. I'm not the pig. I'm not the fig plucker. nor the fig plucker's son, but I'll pluck figs

till the fig plucker comes. I feel like I was getting dangerously close to saying something. Forget about it. I want to make sure this wasn't a tongue twister, trying to make me say the N-word. Call her Little Caesars the way her pussy hot and ready. Elsie Bray's Pyramid scheme,

aka Drip M.H. Nancy Pelosi killing a. Palestinian with her massive tits. Obi won't you blow me. A fuke and prawn. God, why did I move to the swamp land? God, I moved to Florida. Save me. Never mind, Sweeney, I just realized you have swamp ass. I'm coming for Chris's, but instead.

X, XOXO, XO, Big Papa, Shack. Tevin de Black, Kremlin de Gremlin, Binkus Stinkus. The man uppercutting 9-11 jumpers before they hit the ground. Congrats. Y'all just lost the game, and she's dead. She's finally dead. The Queen's dead. I'm so happy. Oh, God.

Mitch McConnell's Tor. To show. Alst the wall. Okay, you said it right. Mega Man X8 guy and I give up. I'm all out of funny. Avi, welcome to Andrew Tate's kidnapped women and little dick emporium.

Fragile masculinity sold separately. Pause, pause, pause. Derek, take your tits out. I need something to jack off to. Kingston said no earlier. No problem. Yeah, he's accommodated. That's fucking...

Wage slave, 583. Senior... Senior alb... Oh, I hate that. Because it's like... Is albedo? It's supposed to be Spanish Senior, but like he didn't spell it

with the tilde. Señor Alberto, Jose Juan Carlos, Gustavo Gonzalo, Dono Ramon, Vincente El Teresorio. Holy fuck. If that's your name, God help you. I don't like that your email is... Jesus Christ.

Oh man, that's probably really your name. I feel gay. Fuck you. Just a reminder that there is a video of young Wilm Defoe swinging his fat cock around dead inside. The Pippini Brothers Emporium of Bullet-filled Uncles, now under construction for new exhibits. Skrinkus? Oh, that's it.

Hey, guys. I just got a new dog. Can everyone say hello to Zuma for me? I saw Zuma on Twitter, actually. She's adorable. Aw. Zuma. Horrible. It was good.

Hello, Zuma. A-B-B-B-B. Okay. My nigger. Fuck, fuck. Parapologics aren't people. Because people are bipedal. Oh, God damn it.

My mother, F, and N-W. I spent $25 to make a reference to Chris about Chris to Chris that Chris Red and Chris didn't get. I have PPSD. Fun fact, after the queen died, a meteor was spotted over the UK. The BBC reported, oh, fuck, she's respawning. Have a nice day. Damn. Tell him, Steve, Dave.

Andrew Tate is missing because God sex trafficked him back. John Strickland. Can you imagine Andrew Tate gets sex trafficked? That would be so amazing. Merck's 1889, Downey McBrowney, Alternate Universe Sweeney, where he's the same thing. same in every way except he's a big Reagan supporter. I work three jobs and also and can't afford a studio apartment rent. Tell me more about how coffee is my problem. Oh, shit. Damn. That's real. The first church of Keith David.

That made me depressed. Holy shit. Yeah, that's very real. Well, it's time to move to the desert. It's time to move to the desert, man. Gay and the Preyway. You go McDonald's get 20 bucks and then fucking get a house. All right. I ran over Simba. It was me with my 2003 Silverado. Drunken Doolahan, Pryoros, Los Homo's Hermannos, Blake 896, fucking kill me.

Ryan Lucchese, Slashy Scott, a video the Snark Tank Trio sings never going to give you up now on YouTube if you're interested. Oh no. What? God damn it. We'll steal it and we'll use it to pat out the end of this episode.

Depraved Make a Booty Warrior. Bada, bat, bab, bat, bootie. blocked by Steve Shives. Alaska and Oriole Field trash. Please update the Snark Tank Animated Playlist. Yeah, I do have to do that. Oh, right.

Yeah. Sue Hulk, Game Controller 25. Danny DeVito is a stealth trans man. What? Well, it's in the episode. Too late. Marcus Pinos and the number 69, the Coltrain running a train on Queen Mara.

Lobotomized Jesus and his merry band of figurenaggots, the loathsome cum eater to infinity and fuck me in my asshole. I love it. I really love it. I love that song. That's my favorite name, I think. The only stick I touch while driving is my penis, parenthesis, and I'm absolutely while driving.

Now, I'm starting to get worried about you, my guy. I'm starting to get worried that you're dead, because you've been that for a long time. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, come inside my tummy. Jackson, Absege, Bradley Brave, Hugger Dark, the movie theater manager, Aetherian, Chris Gate, My Pachrian hunting ass. The EDF deploys.

And as always, rounding our list out. The chosen one. as always, is the chosen one. The king. The king, king, king, king, king, king, king of haphazard. Yeah. Let's go. Yeah.

Fuck it. All the radio sound effects. I pulled it up. I found it. The channel's called the snork tank. Oh, no. Snork, T-E-N-K. We're stealing that.

We're stealing that. We're stealing that. We're stealing all of your hard work. Sorry. Yo, I still like that. I still like that fucking Travis Scott thumbnail. It popped up. the uh-oh mode.

Uh-oh. That shit's fucking it. All right, guys, I'm late for a thing, so we got to end this up. Thanks for listening. We really appreciate your support. We couldn't do it without you. So please, if you are so inclined, if you're still here, go over to patreon.com slash a snark tank.

We got some cool stuff in the works. So, uh... Please, Mommy and Daddy. Peace. Please, Mommy and Daddy. Please. This is Daniel Fischel. And Ryder Strong from PodMeets World.

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