The Snark Tank - #126: Chris vs The Spectrum

Episode Date: September 26, 2022

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Hey, look He said Cumb saw is ready Come saw He comes a saw A whole saw Comes out his dick And you watch it

Like, yo, are you good? Hey Yeah You pick good, bro I'm gonna saw your head off Spider-Man with my cum Oh yeah That's insane

That's very It hurts so much Spider-Man or Man Spider-Man, because you weren't Spider-Man yet. It hurt so much the human-human, human spider, right? What was it? He was Spider-Man. Oh, wait, he was Spider-Man. He wanted to be called the human spider, right? It was a human spider-man, but would they reduce him as Spider-Man?

And then he called him Spider-Man. Yeah, that's right, that's right. You got a name kid? It's like, Human Spider. That's like, that's fucking gay. That is shit. You're a piece of shit, you know that book? You know, I had a chainsaw for an arm, you pussy.

You're a pussy. Just no reason. I had a chainsaw for an arm. Okay. He's aware. He's aware of what actor he is. That's scary. He's aware of who he was once upon a time.

Oh, my God. Anyway, guys, welcome to the Star Tank podcast. Hey. Let me get the dock open. I haven't, uh, the simplest things you take for granted, opening a Google Doc. having your internet work yeah yeah

it's not like who you're rocking with it's like it's who's your company is it like a turf thing what's going on it's so let me just get this out of the way

because like I'm sure a lot of people don't go on Twitter or whatever right so I have been having this like all out fucking war with spectrum I've had it has gotten to the point where the internet's gotten so bad

that I had three technicians come to the apartment each of them not like at once okay not like a team Not like a special ops like, ooh, a fire team of fucking technicians. One in the morning, one in the middle of the day, one at night. Because my internet dies like an average of 20 times a day for random periods that are just, and it's never consistent.

So, you know, if you're considering, if you're considering, you know, using Spectrum as your service provider, I would instead, you know, maybe sell yourself into sex slavery or, you know, do literally anything else. because I cannot describe. I have, I'm actually like really invigorated by the amount of, I haven't, it's been a long time since I've been this sincerely angry to the point where I'm like bordering on villainy.

You know what I mean? Like I actually felt today like maybe, maybe there is a type of human life that isn't really all that valuable. You know what I mean? Like maybe that, maybe that's, maybe it's plausible that some people, do intrinsically matter less.

And that to me, and that to me is the, the CEO of this fucking company. I, I, I, I will throw a party when he is dead. I am not,

I am not, by the way, that's not a threat. That's not like me, like, threatening to kill this man. I would never, I would never do that.

When he passes away. I am, I am simply telling you, when this, I have his name, I have Google alerts turned on for his name. I'm not even kidding.

When this, And this man passes away, and I get that notification on my phone, a large, a Cheshire cat smile, if you will, will spread across my face in an almost sensual way. Like, I will never feel. Okay. Hey, there we go. What's up, guys? All right. Now, now that the, now that's the freaking side, now that the cyborg died, Chris is going to do extremely horrible Wi-Fi.

series oration. As you can obviously tell. As we can see that he's frozen in time. So guys, this week's also going to be a bit of a short episode. I'm really sorry about that. Not much is happening at the moment where Twitch has been a while and out again. Some stuff's happened on Twitch, Derek. I don't know if you've seen it.

There is a gambling scandal, right? I heard something was going on. So there's a gambling scandal on Twitch. So there was a scamming thing. And I know these, these Twitch streamers were exposed to tell her for some weird shit that was happening. I don't know the people other than one of the guys, XQC, was a part of it.

Okay, I know who XC's. But there was some other, there was some other people that were in it. A guy named Ms. or Matt? I can't remember. It might be Ms. It's just, he, somebody exposed him for,

uh, he possibly assaulted somebody. Oh, no, no, no, no. He did something shady and then he's, he basically said, oh, don't you try to blackmail me. By revealing someone else. You assaulted some, yeah, it was some crazy shit that I'm like, I don't know what's happening, but people that are like hyper aware of this have so much popcorn.

They have so much. And I'm like, yo, I don't understand. I kind of want to know, but I don't know. I only know the most up there, there goes Chris. He's gone. Rip, rip in peace. He'll be back. Hopefully he's still recording, you know, his, he's still recording.

He's probably screaming. So it's probably going to be an intro to him screaming and cursing. Oh, yeah. And then he's going to come back. So, Oh man, yeah, this is This is, I can't imagine how angry It's just he didn't even get to finish his rant

On how badly he wants the CEO Or when the CEO perishes He's gonna dance and possibly even visit the funeral And probably slap him up a little bit If it's open casket, I just imagine Slap, put hands on him Can you imagine? You ever see that video?

Hey, yo, is that video fucking Well, this is my fucking dead? ain't dead. This motherfucker ain't dead. He slaps him. He slaps and then everyone's screaming in the background and shit. That has to be a fake video. It has to be that can't. It has to be fake. That has to be a fake video. That has to be a fake video. But

in the climate of the world we live in, that does not seem impossible at all. That is very, yeah. It doesn't seem impossible. Like I can, I feel like that's some shit that's going to become a trend in like a year or two. Slap, slap a dead body child. Let's go and the mortuary and play with dead tities or something like that that shit wouldn't surprise me at all people have the what is considered comedy dude dancing is comedy now yeah i don't that blew my mind dancing's dance dancing's a art form similar to comedy's art form sure but now dancing's a joke

because it's like dancing i don't i don't get how he says that that's as a Hispanic person you guys that blows my mind dancing is like literally it's i think it's a impressive. I think even bad dancing is impressive almost. Like when people get up and they just dance. I'm like, that's pretty cool. The fact that you're even doing that, it's still respectable. It's like those fortnight dances where a lot of them look really goofy to me, but have you tried doing them? They're not as easy as you think. The flaw, I learned how to do the floss, bro. That shit's not an easy dance at first. You get it eventually. It's just a simple rhythm. I like, you don't just pick it up immediately. You don't just be like, I can do it and then you

immediately do it. No, it takes a minute. It takes a minute. And they're like, now I got the rhythm down. And it's like, it's like a lot of the things. Even that like, what's the one when you're like doing that like that hop-skippy thing? Oh, the shoot? Yeah, that dance is not easy. I can do it. But it's not easy at all. It's not easy to do. You got to have a little bit of athleticism just to keep it up. Otherwise, you're going to. So like, you got to appreciate it. Even if you think it looks stupid as fuck, right? Like it takes some. He's built different from us.

and he's got he's got a different perspective. Also, this one is for all of our listeners online. Sorry, about a week or so ago, we had an episode go missing, right? 124 was not on Spotify.

We are really sorry that has been rectified. So please, if you guys are listening right now, go to episode 124. It's up there. It's alive. It's on. Do you know what?

How did it get resolved? Do you know? I don't know. I'm pretty sure it wasn't on it. It showed up eventually. That's the thing where I know I noticed because when I went and checked our analytics, I saw that we had a bump in a few thousand more downloads. And I'm like, oh, so I checked it and I saw that it was on. And I'm like, okay, how did this happen?

Was it pod bean? Did our, did our host screw us over? You know? But that's the one that like, I don't know. I have no idea what happened. Well, it's up there. It's up there. Go, go.

Enjoy it now. You saw it my laundry in the back of my bed. my laundry. I didn't fold it yet. It's just in the back of my room. And you have a katana. Yes, in case shit gets crazy. Yeah. Yeah. He just gets crazy, bro. You really do think you're fucking, you really do think you're Virgil, don't you? I want to be him, bro. I want to, I want that coat, bro. I want that fucking, that. You can't tell me he don't look drip the fuck out. You're crazy. Bro, that. He looks drippy, bro. That's like saying like 700 French people are like all, I mean, maybe they were dripped out.

There's drip there. You can see it. Like, he looks, like, all these, like, I like that whole universe because, like, so much shit that is not cool is considered cool in that universe. Like, you see that, uh, that, that weird version of him, like, V or whatever. Yeah. Like, that guy, like, that guy would have gotten beat up in school every fucking day, right? Yeah, but like, but he's got demons. So you can't pull up on him. Like, you can't, you can't do nothing to him.

But it's just like, but he looks a certain way that. You know there's a bunch of, like, kids that's played DMC5. And they were like, yo, that dude looks so fucking rad. And now they're like, he's the Seam kid. He's making, I think he's an insult to Seam kids. The Seam Gawke. He's like, ha, ha, you guys are, you guys look and sound stupid. But then Verge's got the katana and he's got that fucking coat.

And he's just drip. It's drip. It's straight up. He's so embarrassing to me, bro. It's faucet, bro. You can't tell me it's not. man. You can't tell me tonight. Could you, could you do, could you clarify something for me? There is a sound that, uh, that I don't, is Virgil Sword makes? It sounds like a sonic boom kind of sound like a boom kind of thing.

You have to know what I'm talking about. What, what is that? Oh, what's up? You're back. Hey, look who's back. Hey, you just missed it. The, the CEO of Spectrum called in. Oh, really? That's sad. You too. Join the chat. and everything. He was like, fuck this nigger, Chris. Like, he's white as shit. And he was like, fuck this nigger, Chris. This bitch made ass nigger. And I'm like, dude, you can't speak like that. He's on. No, it's cool. I'm from New York. And I was like, all right. All right. I'm from Puerto R. I'm from New York. And he said, he said, nigger, but it had a bit of

an R sound at the end. And I didn't want to question him. I just kept quiet. She said he's rich. I don't know. I don't know if Thomas, Thomas M. Ruffledge is from New York, exactly. But you never know. I know what rough ledge that nigger can go to, you know what I mean? You know, he can, uh, he can, uh, he can go on a rough ledge. Jop off or like, I would, I would, I would, I would rather wake up, uh, bound and gagged by Andrew Tate and then see this man. Damn, though. Like, I, I really can't even believe.

You'd become a high value man if you get, if you get bound and gag by Andrew Tate. You know what's funny? You know what's funny though? I can still, like, for a good, like, minute or two. I can still see and hear you guys after I cut out. Oh really? You just can't communicate.

You're like a ghost pretty much. Well, I can't just like say shit. You can. I was thinking like I wonder if there was like a Yelp or any type of thing that I could just leave in in the audio. So you're gone but then you just still hear you just like ah. What are you guys talking about?

Man, we were talking about Jose Canseekensate. Oh yeah, rest in peace, rest in peace. Did he just die for real? Yeah, he died this morning. You're lying. Yes. Why? Why lie?

I got to get, I got to catch up real quick. I lie about people being fucking dead. I'm feeling, I'm having, I'm having a, this is my Joker moment today, I think. I think I snapped today. Yeah. All right. What had happened? Oh, the Cyre Punk show came out.

Sorry. Sorry, sorry to interrupt you. Did you say Cyropunk show? Yeah. Edge Runner came out. Very good show, man. Very, very good. I like it quite a bit.

I haven't finished it yet, but it's pretty, it's surprisingly good. Well, it's an anime. It's like anime. I've heard nothing about this. It's, really? It's been all over Twitter. Like, I've seen, um, so it's called, it's called cyberpunk edge runners. And it's, it's pretty fucking, like, it reminds me of, uh, it's animated very similarly to like

Gurin-Login. Yeah, same animators. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense. But it's, it's an anime, very much Castlevania style where it's like, oh, hey, here's a fucking video game property. Let's make an anime out of it because it makes the most sense. It kind of does. Like, I'm glad they're animating this instead of doing some fucking... They couldn't do live action.

That's just, that's just, they could try to do it, but it's just... That's worse than making superhero live actions, you know? It's just like, don't do this. Significantly worse. Like, don't do this. All the prosthetic words. There's going to have to be so much like natural prosthetics that it would just take. It would just be worth.

It would be worth. It's not worth it. But it's very good. I enjoyed it a lot. A lot of very, very, very cool characters, cool designs. One of the drinks. Sounds very gay. I mean.

You're not selling me at all. Give me something. Give me something. There's a lot of people. Every time someone dies, they explode, though. Like it's, there's no like clean deaths. only one person has a death where they die kind of fine. Everybody else, they pop.

Is this Netflix? What is this? Netflix. Yeah. Okay. And so the entire series is already like released and stuff. All 10 episodes. Okay.

Half an hour long, it's pretty good. You got should give it a watch. It also made a lot of people go back and play cyberpunk now that the state of the game is not as horrible as it was before. 30 bucks right now if you never played it, might as well grab it. I was halfway through the game and now I'm a little further. I'm like leveled like 35 in the game. And a game is a fun, is a really fun experience,

you know? It's definitely a kind of game that like, everyone can play and have a different time playing a game entirely. It's a good video game. I think, I've always thought it was, but it's horrible release, definitely.

Right. Yeah. It's such a, it's, it's, it's frustrating about that game is that it's so good and then to have ruined it the way they did. Because you're not,

you'll never be able to talk about that game without bringing up how, poorly at release. There's always going to be someone like, no matter how much how much good you objectively have in that game, no matter how cool the fight with Adam Smashers is, no matter how sick it was putting a nuke inside a building

and it's setting it off. And then you and freaking Morgan Blackhand are like trying to get out the building. No matter how many like insane moments there is, there's always going to be someone like, yeah, but like you couldn't do this at first and all this shit was going on. It was a buggy mess.

So like... It's not even, but that's the thing. It's like they did that to themselves. They fucked themselves. Like I don't even blame the people who are like, yeah, well, you know, this game has a sour taste in my mouth. And it's like, yeah, that's CD Project Red. They fucked it up. Very very poor release.

It's just weird. Doesn't it seem like if people delayed and then they would, don't, in my opinion, maybe I'm totally wrong, but it seems like they would profit more. They would profit more. If they did delay, take the loss, take the loss of that quarter loss. And then when they release it pretty much ready, let's say 98% ready because it's never like, 100 fucking percent. You think that like it would be more of an incentive to even myself. Because I specifically, I know it is your job, Chris, but it is not my job to play games.

So buying a game brand new is so fucking rare for me. Mainly because I wait for things to be ironed out because everybody, everything has some sort of issues. Eldon Ring, I unfortunately had some issues that even though I thought it was hilarious when I thought about it. I'm like, oh, kind of robbed me of my experience a little bit. Like, especially like, I remember that fucking fire giant. I was so lucky.

I was so mad. Everybody was like, oh, I fought the fire giant. And I got all my souls back. So I leveled up even more. And I'm like, I had to fight him. I had to fight him. I also, I also, the, the final, the, the, fuck, I forgot his name. It's been too long.

Like, it's been a few months now. Is it God for you? Yeah, when, when he, when he, when he, like, takes his shit off and he's just like a regular person. Yeah. He's like a warrior or whatever. Or lu, yeah. Thank you.

Thank you. That, like that experience was ruined for me too. Where it just, I think I had to, when he did his transformation, half of his life was gone already. And I was like, what the hell's happening? I was like, what's happening? It was so weird. But anyway, I'm getting too deep into that. I just feel like it just seems to make sense at this point.

And I also feel like people are finally starting to. revolt a little bit. They're finally starting to push back. I'm seeing things I haven't seen before with people being so tired of these games doing this shit. And I pay attention to the sports side too. And I think people are like getting close to the point where how you feel about your internet, Chris. And people are like, they're ready to string up people in EA and 2K and all this shit because they're like, bro, you can't keep just giving us the same shit. Especially, I know none of you probably give a fuck about Madden. I barely give a fuck about Madden. I used to play football games back in the day. I care about Madden a little bit. I have Madden. I have Madden 2020. Oh, wow. That's impressive.

That is impressive because I don't have any. 2K is a little bit better. Actually, it's not even close. 2K has a bunch of problems, but it's infinitely better than the shit that Madden pulls. It is, if anybody, you don't have to be interested in fucking Madden just to watch, like for example, watch Angry Joe's review on Madden 23. Just go watch that. And just see how mind-boggling it is that I remember when my

former roommate bought Madden 13. Dude, Madden 13 looks exactly like Madden 23. That's how fucking, that is how absurd it is. It's fucking incredible how fucking shit it is. And I feel like people are finally at the end of their ropes.

They're like finally like, okay, bro, I can't keep giving you guys $60, $70. and I don't know, hopefully Hopefully something changes, man The problem is very obvious What happens is There are people What happens is that game designers

And people that make Video Games care So they're like, hey, we have to Finish this Or get as close to finish as we can But then what happens is that there's a corporate Arm of video games now That didn't exist when we were younger

it didn't exist it's the same way where it's like you promised this oh wait wait wait wait is Chris gone it's Chris gone yeah but I still hear you so they're pretty much like

you promised us this right you promised us this game yep we want it by this time because we need to make our money back I don't care if it's not finished if it's not finished patch it later on

people will buy it we'll get our reimbursement back they'll shit on you guys for fucking up the experience experience and then the wheel leaves Scott free with all this money.

I mean, it is, it is, you're 1,000% correct because the developers, right, the devs don't get

that massive slice of pie. I think the devs are on a salary. They're getting their money. That's what you're getting. The other people that are collecting at the top,

they're getting their bonuses, getting all this crazy shit. So it would, it is not, it is in, in no interest of the developers to rush the game, especially all these people, like you said,

they want to finish this game. That's why they got in the game in the industry in the first place, right? The developers, they want to develop games. The vast majority of them love video games. The vast majority of them love video games. So they don't want, I just feel like the only thing that's, I hate that they're forced to lie or be silent. That's the thing that like...

Transparency is the key, bro. It's the key for communication in any form of relationship, period, literally. Any relationship, whether your parents, your kids, consumers and people that are making things, like a sexual relationship, communication is how it works. And if they just communicated that like, hey, look,

at the point right now we're not ready to release the game, you know? We're just not ready. It's not done. Like, thinking like this, this game I've really talked about for a time, Balders Gate 3, right? Baldur's Gate 3 is not done yet. It's an early access version of it, and it's been early access for like nearly a year and a half right now.

It's been a while, almost two years. Too long. Almost two years. Granted COVID happened. A lot of shit happened. And I really want this game. I'm really on the game. But Larian Studios is very vocal about the game we want to give you and where we are now or we're delayed to.

We just can't give it to you yet. But we're working on it. Right now, they're revealed that either end of the year or beginning of next year it's going to drop. And that's fine because they've been transparent about it, you know? We know that they're doing this. They're not making four or five games right now. They're just making Baldur's Gay. And the way that game is shaping up, it's going to be the new,

the new Dragon Age origin. It's going to be that kind of game where it's like, oh, this is like the benchmark for RPGs on computers in general right now. And I'm fine. I'm okay with that. It's like, yo, take your time. You guys are making something that's insane, a whole living, breathing world.

This system that they're making is going to probably be reused for other video games and, like, other settings of the indie worlds. So I'm okay with that and that's what we need But you never get that from big corporations Get it from like little independent studios being like Hey we're not ready yet and it's it's fucked and it's broken but It's super rare it's super rare when you have any type of like It's like God of War has actually been pretty consistent about this

Even when God of War III God of War III was delayed I think by like a year or something Was it be 07 and it came out 08 I remember Yeah and I remember like people that we're all fucking like tripping or something something like that and same with just what's going on

with Ragnarok that was it should have been released already but it was it's just like I said they're just straight up we need more time

straight up and everyone's like we're cool with that because we want like who the fuck wants to play a busted game that's the whole thing that's crazy

and then look it so at the end of the day I know you can blame all the people at the heads in the beginning but at the end of the day we are the consumers. And it does

upset me greatly that these people could vote with their dollars by not fucking buying an unfinished game. That's what's so upsetting. That's the most upsetting thing. That's what Nintendo need. People need to do that shit to Nintendo. They need to do that as Nintendo

badly. Like, badly. The way people suck Nintendo's dick is outrageous, bro. And I used to be one of them. I used to be at the shaft fucking just twirling and licking head for years. I was. I was. I was a huge Nintendo fan, right? But then I started playing smash online, right?

The online infrastructure of the Nintendo Switch is horrendous. It's like, it's one of the, it's, it is the worst online experience I've had, and I've been online with a PSP. I've been online with a fucking Wii U. I've been online with fucking the Xbox. I played the Xbox online, and the Switch is still worse than those. way worse than both of those. And what's crazy is that...

That's wild. People constantly eat up what they produce. Like, dude, Splatoon 3 apparently had the biggest release in video game history in Japan, bro. History. Splatoon 3. What the fuck?

What the... Why? Not even like it's a bad game, but, bro. over like Eldon Ring and like God of War and all that shit, Splatoon 3 did it? Dude, I don't understand the Chinese and Japanese markets when I, for example, I just saw an article about the top earning mobile games.

And the top earning one I've never even heard of. It's not Genshin? No, it's called, no, no. It's called something like kingdoms and heroes or some shit. I've never even heard of this game, but dude, it earned over its lifetime 12. billion, 12 fucking billion dollars. I've never even heard of this game.

One of the top ones was, I think number three was was, um, uh, was PubG was actually was really surprising to me. I didn't know it earned that much on, on mobily. I thought like nobody fucking played it after like a, uh, for a Dooley mobile and Fortnite and all that shit. But apparently there's an, it, like, I was, I was really fucking shocked about the numbers. The only reason that I even got interested in this was because I saw that since

Raid Shadow Legends Inception it's been out for about three years now it's grossed over a billion and I was like, holy fuck so this game, it's gaming, it's gaining a lot of speed and a lot of people. It's huge, bro. People play Raid. Because Raid is like, and we're not

sponsored by Raid right now. This is just us being real. Raid is a proper RPG. It actually is a game. It's a whole game that exists. It is one of those things that like, I have to, you know, there was all the hype. There's all these videos of, you know, how people do,

they're making on these videos like how terrible it is and stuff. And they were attacking the, and rightfully so, they were attacking the paid to win aspects of the game. Which exists. And stuff like that. And I'm like, yeah. But the cool thing is there's creators, like there's this British bloke that I watch that he always, every year, starts a new free-to-play account.

And he just shows you like, you don't have to spend money to play this at the highest level. If you just want to take a ton of shortcuts, just like Diablo Immortal and all this bullshit. Oh shit. Did you hear about that Diablo Immortal shit, dude? Dude. Did you hear how much money they made? Do you know how much money they made in like a month?

Diablo Immortal? Yeah, it was astronomical. We were just talking about all the gaming and the sales and everything. And I just mentioned the highest grossing mobile games, which is some game I've never heard of is number one made in its lifetime like $12 billion. Oh, what is the Genshin impact? No, it's not Genshin. It's not. It's called like kingdoms and heroes or some shit like that.

It's a game I've never heard of before. Chris, Chris. So the biggest Japanese video game release of all time was Splatoon 3. It broke records. And one weekend, in one weekend, Splatoon 3 outsold any game in Japan's history was Splatoon 3. What? Why?

Exactly. Exactly. This is what got me, this is what got me to talk about, like, oh, the other, like this game that I,

no one's ever heard of, I want to pull up the exact name. It's called honor of kings. Like, no one's ever heard of this. It's insane. People, the Japanese market is eating Nintendo up right now,

bro. They love them. That's wild. I guess it makes sense why they don't give a shit about over here. They don't give a fuck about what we say. When we beg for. rollback in better servers.

They're like, but Japan's fine. Well, yes, it has the best internet on the planet. How else are they going to fuck? Yeah,

by far. By far, Japan has the best. Maybe I'll move there. How else are they going to fuck their VR girlfriends? I'd want to move. If they don't have good internet.

Yo, man, they're so, I love, I love, I love, aren't they such an anomaly? Aren't they like,

almost like an oxymorne of being like so sexually repressed? They're so, like, like condition to just work that they're not making enough kids. And then at the same time, they're fucking in the future. Like it just, it's like they miss something. It is really funny.

You know what? You know what? It kind of reminds me of, I think this kind of thing just sort of happens. Because it kind of reminds me how like a lot of people in like London and like Europe are very, very secular, even though they have like religious institutions built into the government. And over here, people are very religious, even though that's specifically. separate. I feel like there's like this inherent, like, it's, it's supposed to be specifically separate. Sure, sure. I mean, I mean, I mean, on paper it is. On paper it is. I mean,

I would say functionally speaking, it still is. You still have like religious people, I guess, in power, but that's kind of a side effect of what I'm talking about. There's little people on power, but like, you know, like there's also like the quandary of like gay marriage. Let them go before he, let him go. Yeah, no, no, what I'm saying is like, I think that is kind of, the point though. It's like you have a lot of this, I guarantee you there's so many people who like work in like

doing like menial tasks at the Vatican who are like I don't give a shit. Yeah. I don't give a fucking shit. Meanwhile you have people in like Congress who are like yeah I can't wait for Christ to come back and it's like what the fuck is going on? And in Japan you have people who

like can't get laid but are inventing alternate realities where they can. It's like a fucking, it's a wild. I think it's what happens when you take the fight out of a warrior, you know? When you take the fight out of a warrior culture. Because they were monks, they were goons, bro. Once upon a time they were goonery.

You saw the last samurai, bro. That's what happened. The goonery. You saw Tom Cruise going crazy in that movie, bro? The last samurai. It was about him. It wasn't about that really famous Japanese actor that's in everything and he's amazing. No, it was about Tom Cruise.

bro. He was the final samurai. What's that new? What's that new movie about that tribe of, uh, did you see this trailer? The woman king? Yeah. Yeah. Apparently it's really good.

I swear to God that used to be called, it used to be called something else. I swear to God, it used to be called something else. I think it was, I was reading, I was reading the history of it. And apparently they just got like fucking massacred by the French. Yeah, they lost pretty bad apparently. Really? French had guns, you know?

Yeah. What about a, oh, what you, do you know what year this took place in? 2006. Yeah, okay, okay. Hiroyuki Sanada. There's just these colonial assholes rolling up. Right now, right now. 2006?

Where again for no reason? Can you imagine a colonial soldier? Like a dead head. In a battle with people dressed like 2006. Like short-sleeved shirts. Over a long shirt. With polo. I need to see that shit, bro.

Unbuttoned. Unbuttoned fucking. What did they call? What did white boys wear? They used to wear those, those jeans shorts. Yeah. Gene shorts and the chain wallets.

Chain wallets and vans. Chain wallets. Yeah. I kind of miss chain waltz a little bit, though. I want like, I want like Ridge to like have a chain or something. Something like that. I'm going to pitch it.

His name is Yoriuki Sonata. You guys know who he is. He's literally that Japanese guy in everything. He's in everything. He's in fucking, he was at Eitman. I think he was like the general or some shit. He's that everything. He's the goat.

He's currently right now the best export from Japan other than hentai. He's the goat. He's the, he's the go. He's like the descendant of fucking, uh, Yukimura or some shit. He is. Yeah. He's a traceable descendant. Don't, don't, don't, don't quote me.

I might be, I might be, man. He's a traceable descendant of a lord. He is. You're, I just, I just, when I say, shit like this, something always goes wrong. So I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm going to be like, Kingston Derek, you idiot monkeys. You don't get it.

You guys are not smart. Stop trying to preach history. I did that with the, what was it? I actually got it mixed up when I said, Limbiscuit discovered corn. Apparently it was the other way around. It was corn discovered limb biscuit. Oh, no.

Yeah, so I had a, I had a correction there. And I'm like, oh, I was like, close enough. I was like, close enough. No, that's not close. That's so much worse. I mean, it is worse. No, I agree. I just like, but I was just, I, my, my memory failed me, but I'm like, at least I didn't get it.

At least I was in the ballpark. But yeah, it would have been better if corn like, you know, maybe skipped over this one. No, I, I'm, no, I'm actually, I have a soft spot for, I don't have a better than skipped over this one. I have a soft spot I'm gonna be real I have a soft spot for West Borland the guitarist of of of

of Limpiscuit I think his riffs are fucking awesome I'm tearing up right now The riffs that he creates I'm just saying I just think If go back and listen to a lot of the riffs that they make They're actually some of them are pretty They're pretty great

That reminds me of all the people who are like Oh I love right Red Hot Chili Peppers, but I can't stand Anthony Keatis. I think what do you think they don't, do they not like the like? That's the bass player, right? Do they do they not? No, they'll fleas the bases. Flea, okay.

Do they not like the, um, the scatting, rapping thing that he does? Is that what it is? What people probably don't like? I think that's what it is. They probably heard, um, they're fucking, they'll give it away, give it away. With it got to get it to give it to your mud. And they're like, what the fuck's going on? Yeah.

Or like when he, um, I know he does it every once in a while now still and some of the newer songs. It'd be like, Mub-bump-bid-da-da-du, you know, and then it'll just start singing. I understand that. Can't stop or whatever. Yeah. I get it. I get that they don't like that shit. Um, because it's so, I mean, it kind of, I get it. I get it. It is my least favorite thing about the red hot hot chili peppers. And do you know anybody? And I actually, me and

Jojo were talking about this. No. Do you, do you know it? Period. I don't know any, I don't know anyone. Period. All right. I'm getting the fucking. I like to think I know people but you know people are surprised me. You're right. Do you know anyone that You know anyone that loves the red hot

chili peppers? No. One of my friends loves flea. One of my friends loves flea. Nobody loves flea. Nobody loves, like look at here's the thing. They're one of the biggest bands in the world but no I have never heard anybody listening to them other than it just being on the radio.

But here's the thing. Everybody knows their songs. I I bet you, all you guys know, five, easy. Yeah, definitely. Like, easy. And it's just like, you know five songs. I know, I know, like, three, I think. No, you know five songs.

You know California. I know can't stop Californication and, uh, under the bridge. You know, everybody knows under the bridge. Yeah, but that's it. Probably one of the fucking coolest riffs, like the intro riffs. Uh, everybody knows that. Um, you know, fucking, I don't even know what that song's called, give it away. You know, give it away, give it away, give it away now.

Yeah. everybody knows that song oh yeah yeah yeah gotta give it to you my oh yeah I guess probably I gotta gotta give it to your pop As soon as you brought up corn Parents and shit

As soon as you guys brought up corn Twist is playing in my head Loudish shit And I'm just Twist Twist Twist Twist

Twist Twist Twist That's Wra Ra Ra ra

that do Wrat What are you Twist You sound That's not even That's not even That's not even corn

It's just like That's a or in a blender. But that's, they made it a song. Oh, that, that, yeah,

rap, da, that shit goes hard, dog. That's like, that definitely is a song that will set you up to do some wild shit.

Corn is, I got to tell you, I got to tell you. Out of all of that new metal stuff that came out that a lot of people kind of like, like, oh, remember that shit.

Corn was just so fucking out there. It was so different that even it's made it to one of my modern playlist. It's probably the only metal, new metal band. that came out in the early 2000s, early 90s, that, like, is on my, a modern-day playlist because some of their grooves are just, like,

you can't help it, man, you just can't help it. It's, I get it, though. It's, you talk to somebody like your boy, Anthony Fantano, and he's like, oh, yeah, remember that shit? And I'm like, hey, so it's not all bad. It's not all bad. Like, I think I would like to make a video about that, talk about some of these people

and some of the bops that they had, but don't get me wrong. Most of it's trash. Like, I'm not trying to fucking, I'm not trying to pretend. They made it out with Scricks, didn't they? any album enough scrylix or um yeah that's that's what you know you're right you're right you're right you're right that's when i like totally bro i can't tell you how much i hated that edm era when it took over the world because i've always been a fan you know like mortal comet i've mortal combat soundtrack

was my lifeblood you know 95 i got i bought the soundtrack and it has like house and metal on it pretty much it was just pretty much that early house was cool early house is a vibe like like like late 80s, 90s early house was really, really, really cool. And then what happened is that in like 2008 to like 12, that's when like Zed and all of them appeared and they ruined it. They made that genre so bad. They destroyed it. And then people came back later on.

They started adding soul music to like house and electronic fungus stuff like that. And now it's in a good place. Like the electronic scenes in a pretty different good place now. Well, I feel like it's just back to normal. It's not like. do you remember every fucking major artist Pitbull Usher

they all got into it Yeah They all started doing it I just thought of that The DJ's god has fallen In love again I know if you remember that song Yeah

It just has both of them on it Yes And then fucking pit bull He's just like Guyotcho Yeah Mr. Worldwide Pit bull

I love pitball So I'm not gonna shit up NICN Nick Nick Nick Nick Actually he doesn't He doesn't drop the N-word He should do Yes he does

Does he He said the N-word multiple times And more than one song It's fine or he's Cuban. It's fine though he's Cuban. He's probably straight up got a black sister that has the same mom and same dad as him. Oh, sure.

So like it's like, ah, like his mom, his sister's black and his mom and dad are the same people. It is just like, yeah, that's just how it happened. I don't know, man. Down here, everything's crazy. Yeah. Yeah, there's a pliny Cuban nigga. So, okay, fair enough. I didn't even know. I didn't know what he was. I was just like he's just one of those you know. You assume Cuban because I said that. Your brain, I said he probably has a black sibling and your brain was like, oh, Cuban. Definitely.

He's some, I'll just like he's somewhere on the east. Somewhere where there's a bunch of niggas. He's Caribbean. And so, okay, fine, fair enough. I was just like, I get it. I get it. Like, it's yeah. Did you hear about, do you guys remember? Do you guys remember when they did that? Fuck, what was I think it was, you had to, it was like, okay, so there was like two pranks.

One of them was the Durex condoms. They were like, oh, we're going to give free condoms to the city that's voted, like, number one. And so, of course, the trolls got a hold of it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They chose Batman Turkey. There's a police called Batman. I think, I think it's not called Batman. Is it Batman?

I think it's botman. I don't think it's, I don't think it's, I don't think it's, I don't think it's, I don't think it's fucking Batman. I don't think anybody goes like No, it's pronounced it. I'm sure some people do. I'm sure some people do. I'm sure so people are like, yeah, I'm from Batman. So it's spelled Batman, but I'm pretty sure it's spelled exactly. I'm sure

it's not pronounced it. It's spelled that way, but that's not how they would pronounce it. Yeah, city and Turkey, Batman's city and Turkey. Batman. And it almost looks, it looks almost like it's similar. No, it looks like a kidney. Can you fucking imagine if it was shaped? Can you imagine if it was shaped like Batman? That makes sense. Why it's called Batman.

It would be fucking amazing Oh, technically It looks a little bit like a kiddie That means they base the character Batman Off of the country in Turkey Because of the way It's shaped

Or the city in Turkey No, no, no, you know how much of Oxenoran that is Because it's shaped like Batman So it's like which came first The shape of Batman or the idea of it That's time travel shit No, that's what I'm saying It's like somebody was like looking around

For inspiration they're like What do I? Oh man, I got to make the superhero And they see Batman Turkey and it's straight it's it's I'm not saying it's shaped like the bat symbol oh it's shaped like the silhouette of batman like that's like that's a little silhouette like like like bill finger and shit like the people that created this shit like they saw this they were like oh bro we got something here yeah we got something here we got my whole point was um pit bull something happened to him as well where he was like oh

number one like I'm gonna I will perform here whatever the city and the trolls got to it I don't remember the city, which I wish I remembered right now off the top of my head, but it was like some random fucking bullshit, but he actually did it, though, which like gave me a lot of props. Didn't, uh... He's a good dude, other than him being a drug dealer when he growing up. He was a good dude.

Other than him moving heavyweight. Oh, I think it was Alaska. I think it was somewhere in Alaska. Didn't, uh, didn't Pitbull's son fall out of a window or something? I've never heard of that. Oh, I don't think it's something else. Didn't a Pitbull son get attacked by a pit bull?

Can you imagine the cool irony of that? That'd be so good. A pit bull catches his son is like, I'm sick of him using that name. Because he had an interview and he was like, if you look up pit bull, I come up before the dog does now. And imagine a dog getting winded and being like, nah, motherfucker, you encroached on our turf. So it catches his son. His dog. His son.

It's like, it's like that video of the monkey grabbing that. child and running away for a little bit but then people get like let's go like where was it taking her back to the monkey den she would have been like Tarzan she would have been like Tarzan that's raised by monkeys

that's wild put your faith in what you most believe is two worlds family shut the fuck up that poor kid Poor kid's just listening to Phil Collins in the jungle

Missing her family I really really wish there were humans around God I wish there was more than just Phil Collins playing in the jungle God damn it Like I like Phil Collins but God damn it I learned all the English I have is from this song I don't know any other English It stops even

It stops even being like Tarzan adjacent Phil Collins And it's just like Phil Collins in general It's just like I don't care anymore and fucking Sissudio and like what is why in the jungles it plays Phil Collins you get to the jungles of fucking Africa you're in the Congo and then like how do we know we're here listen and you hear Phil Collins playing yeah we're in the thick of it now and it's like it's like entirely ethereal it's not even it's not even coming from you could not source it you couldn't be like

oh it's coming from the west no it's coming from up it's so it's so it's so that a dog can't pinpoint it. Like the best tracking dog is like it's just... This is just the sound of the jungle. Like what do you mean? It's everywhere. Like I don't understand. It's like asking like where...

That's like asking where is wind? Like it's here. Like what do you mean? It's present. It ebbs and flows, Phil Collins. And at nighttime it lowers to like a nice simmering nighttime song. You only, you only hear the, you only hear the, you only hear. hear like the the the the the the the the the the the the the the basses you hear the instrumentals of

songs yeah you hear like a nice little really simmer down and you're like really really really relaxing this is where black people are from that's crazy they're from here they've placed phil collins at night time why would they why do we take them from this it's just so peaceful I love that. That's why they took them. They took them because they thought we were going to recreate that shit. And they were like, we can't have this. We'll make our own Phil Collins.

We can't have them here, man. They're going to be too good at singing unanimously if we leave them here. I like the idea of that that shit exists way before he was actually born. Well, before the triangle slave trade, Phil Collins. played in a joke. That means that Phil Collins, as we know him, the person, is just a wild plagiarist. Like, he just went to Africa and just recorded the natural sound of the ethereal wind. It was like, this is great.

This is also my name now. Yeah, also this is how you will refer to this. You refer to this as Phil Collins. I am now Phil Collins. He was born like Robert Braxton or something He's like nah I gotta be Phil Collins now I'm Phil Collins

This is my This is my This is my destiny This is all my now It's like Piccolo when he goes He'd be in front of the sun And he's just standing in front of the jungles It's all my

Yo I've been watching I've been watching some like the earliest I've been watching season one of Dragon Ball Z Interesting And it is crazy how much shit that I don't remember. Like how much of Dragon Balls is defined by like Namick and like the Cell Saga when in the beginning it was very much not any of that. It's crazy. In the beginning it's nonsense.

Yeah. Like Goku gets like raped by like a vampire or something. Yeah. On Snake Way. On Snake Way. On Snake Way. Yeah. And then there's like a fucking.

Yeah. He gets roofied. Goku gets roofied in hell or something And then there's like This contest between these two ogres Who are like vaguely Homosexually like No no no

They're like they're like some weird They're not German? No Not that I recall I think one of them has like a New York accent Actually Oh really? Yeah

In the English stuff anyway But like I've been watching it It's like this is I forgot that I forgot that TN could make multiple arms I forgot that like I forgot that Piccolo could make multiples of himself And also that Crillin could do it too apparently Pickle can make clothes

That's true He makes Gohan a sword Just like he makes it Like he just he wills it in front of him And I'm like how are you not How are you not the strongest person? Piccolo destroyed the moon He did

Bro easily bro easily dude Do you remember that? He's like oh the moon made him do that And the moon And the blast was like blast moment moon gone. That's faster than light, bro. That means it exploded faster than light moves. But like the thing that's crazy about it too is like he, he, I don't remember that he stole.

For some reason, I don't remember that he stole Gohan. I don't remember that. Yeah, he took him. I'm going to take him, Gohan's crying like a little bitch. I guess I forgot that he was a bad guy. Like, it really never registers to me that he's a bad guy. He was, he was. Well, at that point, he wasn't a bad guy, just a cunt.

At that, at that point, he still hated Goku. Sure. But he wasn't evil, but he wasn't evil anymore. He just didn't like Goku. He was an evil king piccolo. Well, no, he, because he was talking about like, I want to rule the world. I can't rule the world that the sayans are here. Like, that was his whole thing.

He was like, I can't rule. Yeah, that was the whole thing. I feel like you're right. I just, I mean, I have to be. I just watched it. But the thing is that even is. What version of this are you watching? I don't remember that at all.

This is the original. I'm watching the original Dragon Ball Z. I'm not watching Kai. But even Little Piccolo, even Little Piccolo, when he was born afterwards, like people tried to rob him and he didn't kill them. He was just like, I don't, just get out of here before I fuck you up. Because he's not, he's, he's definitely like still some King Piccolo in there. And Gohan definitely makes him transition to being a full-fledged good guy.

But he's not evil by that time. He's just kind of a dickhead. Exactly. Now I'm going to have to remember that. Now I'm going to have to rewatch this shit. That's what I'm talking. That's what I'm talking. It's so much of it that I don't remember.

And I think a lot of it is because, like, I don't think I've ever actually sat through and saw it from the beginning. Like, I think I always, like, started from the Sea, the Freeza saga and then, like, kind of went on. But, like, the early sagas, I remember kind of getting a lot of that through, like, the Budakai games, which is, like, very cliff notes. Like, there's no snake way. There's no fucking training with King Kai. There's no, there's no none of that. Did to catch the monkey. he had to catch the monkey in the cricket.

My favorite thing of Dragon Ball Z was always actually Goku versus Vegeta. That was like my favorite fucking arc where when it was just because I just like, I like when people aren't so OPE. You know how like just basically just pulling shit out of their ass over and over? I like when Kayokin was like the shit. And like Kayokin times four with the Kamehameh,

it would just maxed out his fucking body. He was so d'iesel. It was disgusting. Like I I love like that where now it's just like oh Super saying God Kyle Ken times 20 or whatever I'm like yeah it doesn't mean anything anymore Yeah it means very little now but like the early I do remember the vegeta fight it's just like all this stuff before it like I don't remember

Like I remember the guys getting beat the fuck down by the Sibomen Yomcha died Oh my god That is the funniest fucking thing that was a that is the best part or fucking a way he dies bro The curled up or Chautu or Chautu Chautzu is just completely in didn't do anything. Chowtsu did nothing. Chowchu was like, he had, I was watching that episode last night. It was the last episode I watched, I think.

I think I just watched the episode, like I just got to the point where Napa's dead. He just, where Vigida throws him into the sky and screams him to death with his chest. But like the chowtsu's sacrifice is so fucking funny because I don't care about Tien at all. I don't give a damn about Tien. And neither is Toriyama, by the way. Like, Toriyama doesn't give a fuck about Tien. And you. kid you could just tell how hurt he is his little clown.

I hate Jiao Tzu, by the way. Like, Chowtsu's such a gross creation. I hate him. I think he's based on like a, I think he's based on like a Chinese vampire or something or like a, yeah, I think he's a right. He marries a little vampire lady eventually.

He gets married when he comes back to life this third time. But, um, damn, damn, even Chowtsu's got to figure it out. Fuck. For real. Before all those except for Derek,

Derek is over here in Mary Gang and we're just fucking still. still trying to find her ways in a dark. I mean, you're married, basically. Yes, sure. You're happy as it's done, bro. You should stop pretending like you're not married. I'm not married. You should get that fucking katana

and do a little bit of that sepacu, you know? A little bit of hot of kid to you. You think it's there for show? When I'm done, when I'm done, that's just going to be through my heart. It's going to be through my heart. I'm going to be hanging off the wall. It's going to be insane.

But no, man, I appreciate that. The early, this, the Vigita fight is so fucking good. I'm excited to start it. It's a very cool fight. It's a very cool fight. Because that was early on enough where there was like, there was some blasts, but it was like, it was still a lot of like actual fighting fighting. I mean, there are some pretty good fights in Super though, like, to be fair.

But sure. It's, I don't know. It feels early enough. I don't think Super has any good fights, but it has good moments. I think it has, I think it has good. I think that that moment with when Freezing Goku team up is pretty fucking ball. But like that's not really a fight That's a moment more or less

You know it's like when they when they join together Because the best fight I would say in Super Is probably when Gohan fights Goku I don't remember that one When they fight I don't think I was watching a tournament of power Just for a turn of power they fight I thought the beginning when the when gold freeza comes out

I thought that was cool I like no Vita section of that fight was dope When Vigita was just when Virginia was just When Vita was just beating a shot of him That was really cool And then Goku just steals the kill Because Vigida takes too long

to like gloat. He's like, now, Friza, how do you feel? After years of calling me a monkey, I am beating you. And then he blows up the planet. He doesn't. He doesn't close. He does gloats a little bit. But he doesn't, it isn't like a long dron. I'm exaggerating. And then, but then he does blow up the planet in time because Vigita's like, fuck you. I was your slave. Doesn't he like murder Captain Ginnu like immediately? Yeah, Vigita slaughters him. I love that. I love that because that is just the objective. the smartest thing to do. Yeah.

Like, his, Ginyu is the most dangerous person there. Oh, he's a demon. The thing about Gini is that Giniu is very dangerous, but he doesn't understand how to use, like, he doesn't understand how to unlock people's bodies, you know,

like everyone's body is different from other people. So, like, when they come to... But even, it's less about... But at that point in that series, if he took, like, Goku, Virginia's body, that's still very bad. Well, it's still... Well, I think the thing about it is that

it's not even a matter of, like, him taking your body. It's a matter of you getting his. Yeah. Like you getting his body sucks. I love that he was in a frog the whole time. That whole time, 20 years he was in that frog, bro. Just hop it around.

Miserable. Just like, I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. It's funny. I forgot about the significance of that. Yeah. That was a thing. I like that they paid that off.

Do you think, do you think, can you, took over of Boma's body and immediately started trying to suck somebody's dick. Because it because it would be okay? Yeah, he's like, I'm immediately started playing with her pussy like the moment. The moment he had her body's like bet runs in

runs inside the capsule court, one of the places immediately starts fucking playing with her but it's hits. Oh, well, what are you talking about? Of course. Like the moment, the moment. If any.

Yeah, it doesn't matter where Boma is. in that moment. She's fucking giving, she's giving, she's giving a meeting to like her, her fucking capsule, poor fucking staff or whatever, then she just starts fucking flicking her bean and shit. He runs away. Everybody's like, Ms. Bruce, where are you going? Leave me a lo. Listen, man, I wake up in a female body. I'm trying to, I'm trying to figure out what the hell that is, man, you know? I'm trying to see what it's about. I'm using one of those, what are those things called Hitachi Wands or whatever? I don't know if that's the right word, but. those those long

I'm gonna take a sword I'll put a sword in there I'm gonna take it out when I'm in arguing just ding you want to put a sheath in there first maybe

nah bro it is the sheath I guess but like not for blades it is the sheath it is the sheep it's

anyway what do we what do we what are we got you got questions you want me to say the questions or you want to do the questions Chris you should probably

you should probably take the question yeah I love Fov Slater says, Ahoy, sailors. Do you ever think there will be

another generational defining game like Halo 3, Skyrim, GTA 5, that would be hailed as a classic and reached the heights that those others did?

Fortnite, while it is, has been widespread popularity, is generally agreed upon to be a bad thing for the gaming industry, unlike the rest. I know what he means.

I don't necessarily, like, because I think Fortnite's a decent game now. Like I do think it like it got to a point where like a long time ago it was pretty fucking bland in one note and like eh, it's still relatively soulless because it's just this kind of like ready player one kind of just sort of like wear whoever, oh you like this property wear the skin of this person, you know? Like it's very much like it doesn't have an identity anymore. But it is a decent shooter. It has pretty fun mechanics that I've only seen in that game.

Like, I can't get over how much I love the fact that you could down people and pick them up and abduct them. I think that's goddamn hilarious. Bring him into a room and throw them against a on, but like, I'll be busy for a bit. Everybody, leave me a. Bro, if you had a, if there was a, if there was a skin in that game, there was just a bald guy with sunglasses, you could accurately cosplay Andrew Tate. Isn't Walter White in that game? No, he's not. Right?

He's not in the game, right? No, God, no, I don't think so. That wouldn't surprise me at all, though. At all. It wouldn't, no, it wouldn't surprise me anymore at this point. No. I saw Goku Kamehameha, I was going to say Dr. Dre. Fucking

That would be awesome. That was true. Not Dr. Dre. Darth Vader. I don't know how I got those people mixed up. Why is it Dr. Dre in... That's you're right. They're both black. They are both black. That's true. Bacca. They're both black and both of them are dead.

When are they going to put in like a regular person like that? Like, I want Dr. Dre or fucking Will Smith. Robin Williams This Tyler Perry Inside of Fortnite Did you guys Tyler Perry standard?

He's not dressed up for anything Did you guys see that That guy That guy who did It was like a screen test For I think a Robin Williams Biopic I don't think it's real But I think it was like something

That somebody was pitching And it's just this actor Who's doing Robin Williams He's like playing Robin Williams and it's fucking scary. Is it really good? It's like really uncanny. Like it's like he looks a lot like him.

He sounds a lot like him. It's very strange. That's so weird. Like to the point, to the point where it's like actually if they made that movie, I think it would be too uncomfortable. Like because I don't think it would be like,

like Rami Malick close. You know, but that's still very clearly. Rami Malick. That's not Freddie Mercury even slightly. You think if they just put like a blue filter over him, it would ease people, you know? Yeah, make him, yeah, make him a jia. Yeah, people will feel like they would have to deep fake him.

I feel like, I feel like they would have to deep fake him to look less like Robin Williams. That's scary. Yeah. It's fucking weird. I can't remember what the fuck it's, it's called. The audience, the audience can look it up. Robin Williams. I think maybe like screen test.

I think maybe it'll come up. What were we talking about before? The question, sorry. Yeah. Before I forget, Jamie, Jamie Costa, C-O-S-T-A, Robin Williams test footage.

Like if you Google that shit, it's fucking weird. Okay. You're gonna drop for a moment. You're gonna it turned off for one moment. Yeah, I mean, whatever. Solid second, Chris. Uh-oh.

No, no. Wait. No. Wait, we might get them back. Is it, is Willie Win a fight? No, he's gone. All right. Chris.

Chris, hello. It's Robin Williams. Help me. Help me. I'm still, I'm still hanging, Chris. You can, you can cut me down. I can't help you. Come me down.

I can't help you. I can't help you. I can't help you. I can't do Robert Williams at all. I don't know how to sound. He sounds too much like a white man. I can't, I can't simulate that much. He just has a kind of voice behind him.

You know, like I'm the genie. You know, the way that he talks a little bit. Whatever, get going. Keep going. All right. So for this question, yeah, there'll be another game that another generation defining game. Last of Us is one. People don't want to admit it.

People don't want to talk about it. But it's true. Last of this is another generation defining game. It is 100%. Is it? 100%. Is it? 100% is.

I feel like if they didn't keep remastering it, people would have fucking stopped talking about it. No way. No way. At the end of the PS3's life cycle, Last of Us was something special. People. No, it was. No, I agree. But like, I don't know, man.

I don't know anybody that's fucking like just, man, I had to pick up the last was again, but they just keep remastering it. I mean, no one picked up Halo 3 again, really, you know? It's just Halo 3 came out, had its impact. The MCC came out, which is true. You don't think so? But not. Yeah, I feel like people.

I feel like people. I mean, because to me it's like, say, for example, I. Because Halo 3's been on one thing, you know? Hale 3's been on one console. Two, two, we go to, right? It's been on two consoles, right? But it just feels like something that everybody keeps talking about. I just feel like, I don't know, I guess maybe it's just my own vibe.

Skyrim and GTA have both been on literally every. Skyrim's on actually everything since it's come out. And GTA has been on three generations. But it's also something that like just keeps like it's, you can always find something to do in those games, you know? That's why they're so good. Dude, I'm running out of it. And Skyrim and my personal play through like,

my action one I really cared about, I am running out of stuff to do. Like, I'm at that point where I'm like, oh shit, dude. If I had the same play-through. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I understand. It's like, it's like, what else? Most of my hours are on Xbox 360.

But I did, you know, now I have a PC one, which has quite a few. But I just, um, uninstalled it because I haven't played in a while. And then I just reinstalled a GTA 5 because the leaks, the GTA 6 leaks made me want to just get back into Grant the Vought a little bit and just just fucking around, you know, just being Franklin, just doing a bunch of wild shit. It's so fun. Franklin. Franklin, I just feel so bad for him, bro. He's like genuinely the most not bad guy, just really bad situations. Like, constantly.

A little bit of money, but. Because Trevor is a demon. And then Mike's an asshole. and then Franklin's just trying. He's like, I just want to help my aunt out. I just help my auntie out, but things just keep getting bad for me, and I don't know why.

I mean, it's his fault. Like, the first heist that they do, Mike, pick, um, Michael pitches him saying, hey, there's barely any money in this and it's very high risk, but it's good for experience. So the guy's like,

he was like, what the fuck? Like, why, wouldn't you? your, wouldn't your reaction be like, uh, no? Wouldn't you be like, uh, no, why the fuck would what I do this? But he's like, all right, I guess. I was like, why would you, why would you agree to this? It's fucking stupid. Oh my God. Okay, we have another one from George Hardar Martin,

George Harder Martin, George Harder Martin, George Harder, let's go. Mr. McConnell's Turtle Shell. Hello, cool, Chris, dumb Derek, and sucking sween. You guys are given one billion dollars, but you can only spend it on your co-hosts. Which one do you choose? Well, first of all, fuck you. I am not dumb. I'm just gay. There's a difference. Who do I choose?

I don't know. I feel like Chris has plenty of money. I'd probably drop some shit on Sweeney. I don't know, man. I know. I feel like out of all of us, Chris's balling, you know? He just, you just, you know, he's a little bit of weird shit on the side. I feel like Chris is doing the best financially.

He sells his ass. He's got, um, I wouldn't give it to you, Derek, because you have a wife. I would be like, go ahead and start a family, I guess.

Here you go. So I'll suck my fucking money away, too. I'm like, here goes. You know, you just wanted, you thought,

but you thought that, you thought that mail order shit was going to be a good idea, bro, then you got her here, and you're like, fuck, dude,

she understands currency in America. She's taking everything I have. She's using American laws on me. No. No. the worst thing is like is is feeding people bro especially because like i you know i'm a big boy but i don't eat that much like i just like i just i eat like a decent amount of carbs but i don't eat that much but like i forget regular humans want to eat like three meals a day

and shit like that i'm like what the fuck it what even is this what even is this man is your fucking problem dude why you always fucking i ate one time today yeah that should be enough shut the fuck up God damn it Flip flip Flip a table Wham I'm hungry Wham

I don't have any water My water bowl is empty Wham I'm like Jesus man I just like That is the most That is The most

fucking massagers I'm saying as I'm saying This podcast That is number one That is number one Jesus Christ Next, next.

She's a good girl, though. Next question. Ty B. 2012. Hey, guys, quick question. When are we getting Derek's wife on the social? We can see if she's anywhere near as fucked as you three. In all seriousness, it would be great to have her on. Until next time, keep on struggling.

Damn, well. Yeah, the struggle continues. He said the soch? The show. I thought he said Oh my, what was that show for social media What the fuck does that mean? Um

I mean, yeah, when the time's right, whenever it makes sense, I mean, she can come on any time, really, actually. I want, I want her and Lily to host an episode. I think that would be so fucking funny, dude. Um,

well, let's, let's do it fucking, sometime in October. Let's fucking October. Yeah, we got, we got a few guests coming up.

Uh, we have one guest the week after this one. That's, we're posting right now. We have one guest coming out that is your movie sucks. And then the week after that, I can also ask Lilian. It'll be an episode where it's just a girl's and it's not us. So it'll be Chris Jojo and Lily on episode.

And I think that'll be fucking hilarious. Well, it'll be hilarious if Chris's internet is working. If Chris comes back, yeah, that's true. If this shit's working, otherwise, like... I think Lily can lead the show. I think Lily and Judge can lead the show. I think they have it. Because Jojo's a memeer too.

Yeah, but also, remember, she's foreign. Her action's pretty thick sometimes. And I have to, sometimes I have to remind her that, remember, we're ignorant-ass Americans. And so, like, a lot of times, sometimes I have to, like, have her run things by. Especially when she's trying to make a joke. Sometimes she's speaking really fast.

And then I'm like, uh, Bro, like that'll be I don't know Bro, that'll be even funnier, dude That'll be even funnier I have her and have Lily have Lily's fucking awkward ass be like I think that's funny What the fuck do you say? I can't Understand you're fucking foreign

How does Lily? How Lizzie Lee talks? She's like, I can't understand you I don't know nothing She's like that I'm Lily She does kind of sound like that to be honest She does not sound like that She does kind of sound like that.

I wish she sound like that. Because if she spoke like that, then I could act like I don't understand her. But she does not speak like that. I'm so sleepy, Kingston. Can we go home now? I don't know. I love that. Is that me?

Is that me? I love it. Mr. Mr. I need a siesta, for favor. Arita he casser,

for the Likis, I'm a phoan and can'sarro. Um, for a What

Bassa? Uh, what's the Mufasa? Is that how I sound? Hey, Pasa, Mufasa.

Hey, uh, why did I sound like Joe Swanson? Peter. Hey, Hey, Hey,

Lily. Hey, Wait, wait, Griffin? That's it. I can't even remember right now. I bring that your last name. You forgot the best fictional characters last name.

The best fictional character. Damn, bro. Fuck Jesus Christ, Peter Griffin. Yeah, Peter Griffin goes way harder than Jesus, dude. Like, miles harder. Yeah. Jesus Christ never fought a chicken for eight minutes straight more than once.

That's very true. Jesus just like fed people and shit And like told people to like not be rich and shit Like boring Loser Here I am trying to get bread And then Jesus is trying to tell me not to get bread I'm like okay bro

Okay bro Could you imagine Jesus comes back in modern time And he's like my children You can be solved of your iniquities Please Allow me to help you And some guys like Fuck you

Shut up and then shoots him Yeah, exactly that He'd be like stand my ground And then just blow him away Blow his head off And everybody's like Yo, he just shot Jesus in the face That was lit

That was lit Fucking cops would just beat the shit out of him And they'd be like Oh, I feared for my life And it's over It's done It's good We all good, wrap it up

You Jewish I feared for my life You Jewish nigger All right You better shut your poor Dirty dusty ass Up for I beat you have to death.

That's crazy. They steal his, they steal his sandals. They steal his sandals. They take his, they take his claw, his claw thaws. He's just him in crucifix gear

and they're jumping him. Yo, that's fucked up. Forget the father. They know what you do. The idea, the idea of, like,

the understood representation of Jesus being jumped by six guys in a park is fucking hysterical. They're beating. They're walking up and down his ass, bro. It's, it's like, it's enough. It's like one of those moments where you see somebody crying on internet and your heart goes out to them.

Like, you don't know this person. You never see this person before. But everyone on the planet is just like, yo, they really beating up Jesus. So many people want to get involved, but they just, they know it's not their place. Like, he turned the other cheek. I can't get involved. He turned the other cheek. I can't get involved.

Damn it. They know not what they do. Father has their whizel. Some guy has a belt. And it's like, does this feel familiar? And he's whipping him with the belt. Yo, did you see? Did you fucking see?

Hey, what's up? Did you see that giant fucking Tim, that giant Tim on the truck in New York? There's a video of like a truck carrying a like, I'm not even exaggerating. Like maybe like a three story Tim. Like just a single, like, and what I'm saying is like a Timberland boot. Like the fucking standard for people who might not be, you know, culturally inclined. It's fucking ridiculous. It's this video of some guy who's like some lady being like my first day back in New York.

And I said, is a giant Tim on a truck. What the fuck? And it is amazing because I totally believe that. That's totally real. New York is a million percent real. New York is a fake place, bro. It's a fake place. It's not real.

It's, it's simultaneously the creep the craziest and also most beautiful place in the world at the same time. It's just an oxymor. You could go through Central Park and see just a beautiful venue. And then if you wait an hour too long, you'll see some guy get hung from a tree in like fucking, like, 1940 style. It's a place that shouldn't exist, but just because of that is why. it needs to exist. Did you see that guy that, uh, it's,

it's this black dude. He gets into a fight with some guys. They all start like punching the back of his head because he turns around and he puts his hands up. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the McDonald's, right? Yeah, I think it was the McDonald's, right? And then he goes in his backpack. And then he pulls out a hatchet.

Yes. He pulls out a hatchet, like from the book hatchet. Yeah. And he fucking starts wailing on tables and crack. And he's like, he gets up in this girl's face. and no one, by the way, protects her at all. Yeah, no one steps in. He has a hatchet.

I'm not doing anything. Do, it was crazy. Those guys were first punching him, then he stopped, and then those guys real quick were apologizing. Yes, they changed their vibe real fast, bro. The video of that is hilarious because his head is moving in ways that, like, it really shouldn't, clearly. He's just taking damage.

It's like you get shot in FPS. You're just like... Yeah, it's like those animations. loops of people being shot where it does the same like really the quick three hits over and over again like and it's the same thing over and over again because they don't want to animate more than that. It's like that

but his head just like it reminded me of those like you know those balloon punching bags not the really strong ones but the ones that like go all the way down and like kind of come back. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. It reminded me of that when he was being and then he does this anime thing where he goes like

yeah he like he relaxes around And he's like, are you finish? He goes and he takes a hatch. When he was screaming at that girl, I was like, ah, she's so scared. She's so scared. Yeah, she's terrified. She's terrified.

She's so scared. Who the fuck would it be? She's so scared. Smashing glasses. She's going to carry that experience. She's racist now. If she wasn't before. Possibly.

You know what I mean? It's a whole thing. It's those moments where it's like. She's a black guy with the fucking backpack and she fucking starts like hyperventilering and shit. It's one of those moments where it's like, oh, man, girls be having it bad sometimes, I guess. I guess, whatever. Whatever, I guess.

Sure, okay, whatever. Did you guys? Oh, I have to send you this video, Sweeney, because Monica sent it to me. Oh, my God. I think Monica sent it to me. It was like this video of this kid in like a library and he's like putting on this anime voice at this lady who's like reprimanding it. And she goes, like, I'm going to need an officer down here.

It's like threatening language. And he goes, you dare humiliate me. It's real. It is the funniest fucking thing. Monica. I've ever seen. I've never. I, so we had Lyle Rath on the podcast before.

He's one of our older guests. And I have a litany of like really wild video of the shit that said. And I tried to challenge him and Kyle to like, who. can send the most fucked up things. You're stupid for that though. They beat me into the floor. They washed me out. I sent him like one.

Like, this is pretty heat. And he was like, oh, dude, when I see something crazier? And he sent me a video that I can't even mention

on this podcast right now. I can't even talk about it because of how insane. Like, we would get, we would, we would lose every affiliation we had if our bottom of the video was.

I'm, I'm fairly certain that, one of them sent me a video of a midget on fire running through a hall of mirrors. And I don't, I don't, I still don't know if it's real or if it's like, or what's going on, if it's a murder. But like, I don't know. I don't know. But it was one of the most befuddling things ever said. I was like, from that moment on, I'm like, no, I can't.

They're just on another. I don't even know what internet they're searching on. You can't outbox them, bro. You can't. We can't outbox them right now. fucking on like uh one of those uh what do you call it they're using the tour with the onion websites and shit it it fucking feels like it man because they do not use my google what's for i think i think it's just what you learn to look up if you're just you've really been on the internet for a while

you know yeah like if like if you like if you know the internet you know what words the type because the way you look up things that christ in the way i look at things are different right you look up only the key words they might know how to string things together to just get the most wild stuff instantly. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. They're on another level,

man. They beat me on. Lyle and Monica. Even just on TikTok, Monica is unchallenged. Like, I will... The TikToks are crazy, bro. I will open up, I will open up a TikTok she sends me, and I will... I'll think about it the rest of the day.

And not in like a funny, ha-ha way. How far that was so funny. I can't believe this. I can't believe this. It's in a way that's... specifically, it's almost the opposite feeling. It's almost like I will never send this to someone else. Her TikTok has polluted Lilians and now Lilian. I went through her TikTok and it's a bunch of like these white middle American people who are absolutely insane and need medication talking to the sun or like dancing in the rain on top of a car dressed in like shaman gear.

And I'm like, what is this? I will say I do like that video, you dare you believe me. Yeah, that sounds awesome. That's a great fucking video. All right, let's hear the next question. Yeah, what do we got? Ginger Mewan Ninja Turtle asks,

How do you hooligans? Sorry if I've asked this already, but recently I've decided to read more books. Started with Utopia by Thomas Moore. I got me to grow into a mind where I'd rather read more things. Do you have any recommendations? Keep cool, be cool, best wishes.

Oh, you're really nice. Thank you. Oh, man, I wish you would, if you would clarify, if you wanted fiction or nonfiction. In general, would you be more? In general. Good read, good read, right?

I feel like, nah, I feel like recommending books, it really felt like, oh, do I want to go on some type of fantasy or do I want to learn shit? I think that's kind of very big. I'm a little indifferent. I like reading, well the thing is that first and foremost, when I was in my

developmental age, like when I was younger, I preferred fantasy almost only. When I was younger, I preferred fantasy only because of the fact that when you're going through middle school or high school stuff like that, the stuff they make you read is dog shit. It's horrible shit that you never have fun

reading. Like, the only thing I feel like I really enjoyed, I read the Amigo brothers and I enjoyed that, and I read like like Animal Farm was were half bad and Lord of the Flats wasn't half bad either. Other than that, I hated everything else I read. Everything else. When we had to read fucking Shakespeare, I was like, I hope everyone

dies in his books always. And I was usually right. I really hated Charlotte's Web for some reason. I really, I remember not liking Charlotte's Web. I don't know why. Like, it's not even like an offensive story. I just, I was so bored by that book. I don't know. Well, I got a couple of recommendations. Nothing fantastical. I would suggest I think everybody

If you're interested in Let's say The military industrial complex And like blowback things That like if that Just if you want to have an idea Of why things got so weird There's this guy that used to call himself

An Economic Hitman named John Perkins He wrote a book called Confessions Of an Economic Hitman He just talks about how You know American imperialism works Just how like Oh we want our shit If you don't do that

will send in these types of people we call jackals if not that then we're basically just going to get ourselves into a war and eventually take over your shit and take all your resources there's like a levels to it and he explains how he used to be a part of it and it's fucking fascinating just like god damn this is so messed up it's it's frighteningly systematic it's like frighteningly it's like um i've heard of that book before because my friend we were talking about situation and um in uh is a sedan no it's uh or maybe i have Afghanistan in the 60s, opposed to now because we helped them kill a ruler, and then the rule that they put in there. Oh, you mean Iran.

Iran. There's Iran. There was Iran. So we killed their leader. And they were like, hella progressive. Like, especially for the Middle East, they were like wildly progressive. And then we killed their leader. And then 50 years later, they're back where they started because we fucked.

We completely socially fucked that place over. It's actually very relevant that you're saying that right now because they're actually having some very, intense protest right now. Like the women are taking off to her jobs and shit and the police are spraying them with pellets and shit because they're demons. Well, when they wake up, if they're popping off right up, I hope they keep the will fighting, you know, because that's, it's so, dude, a picture

of people in Iran in the 60s looked like someone in the America in the 60s. Yeah, it was more than, it was like more the 70s, actually. Like, seeing, like, when they, when they actually changed and stuff and the whole Ayatollah shit. If it is, there's a lot of memes. from that. Like, people have probably seen the pictures because sometimes people even make jokes and you'll see things from the future. Like, you know, when they show all those, like, chrome stuff and all these pictures of people what they pictured like now would look like fucking 100 years ago. You see pictures of people saying like, damn, this is what fucking Iran looked like in the 70s and all

this shit. Because people are just kind of fucking around with it. They're exaggerating it. It's the jet since flying around. They're like exaggerating the thing. Like, oh, this is what it used to look like. It's fucking coldly ok. It's wild, dude, because if you, um, if the world of cyberpunk, this actually brings back something we're talking about earlier. But in cyberpunk, the guy that made, he initially made cyberpunk 2020. That was the first, uh, because it's a tabletop game first. So he made cyberpunk 2020 and that was the initial conception of the world.

And his projection of the world is worse than ours, but really not much. Like, it's like, freaky. It's scary. It's like, I was, I was noticing, I was noticing that when I was watching the show, I was like, this world's bleak, but it's not like, wildly bleak. Not like impossible. It's not so, yeah, it feels very plausible. Like the idea that like, oh, like the trauma team, like when the, when the doctors, like the emergency responders come in, they're like, oh, we can't save this person. They don't got coverage. And they left or there. And they just leave. It's like, that doesn't, that does not even feel remotely impossible. In fact, it literally kind of. does happen. It is, yeah. It's insane. There's one scene where I'm going to spoil a little small part of it.

Don't spoil. Don't spoil. Don't spoil. It's a little scene because it's very relevant to our conversation. It's like the idea of insurance and how badly it's needed in that universe. Like insurance is desperately needed in that universe. Because if you go to a hospital, you don't have insurance, you're going to have to pay an outrageous amount of like, they're called Euro dollars or EADs. Yeah.

So there's a moment where a son happens to a character and they're like, yeah, dude, you only had this package plan. So we just didn't save a person. Period. They were dying and they were like, oh, they only have this coverage. Sorry. Let them die. Yeah, it's, it is pretty fucking, it's pretty bleak. And I remember just thinking like, this is not really as fantastical as it seems.

This doesn't feel good watching this. Well, it's not even that. It's just like it looks so out of this world, but it's like, it's very much rooted in just like, yeah, this is very not fake. His 2020 is very weird. Because if you played the beginning of the game, it's where Johnny, Johnny blows up that taka, Arsaka Tower. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Arsacca Tower. It doesn't feel that different. Johnny just has a metal arm.

That's the only difference, period. Yeah, yeah. I like, I don't know, before I get yeated off the face of this earth by the CEO of Time Warner or whatever the fuck company is the head of this piece of shit. As far as like books, I don't know, like there's a couple, like, as far as like interesting, factual, like nonfiction, blood, sweat and pixels is like a genuinely good book about like the gaming industry. It's by Jason Shrier, and he very much sucks,

but it's a very objectively good book that just kind of details a lot of, like, crazy shit about development. It's actually like a genuinely good book. And then another one, as far as like fiction, I love Childhood's End. I love that book a lot, because it's just very, it melds a lot of science fiction in with like pseudo-fant.

It's very bizarre. It's the, I wouldn't call it. sci fantasy exactly, but it's like it takes Oh man, how would I even describe this book? It's good. It's like not super long in my estimation. I don't remember being particularly particularly thick. I feel like I remember being like maybe like 300, 400 pages.

It's like a small book. But it's damn good and some of the best sci-fi I've ever seen. What would I say? Yeah. Okay. What would I give? I would say obviously.

12 books for life, right? I watched a, I read a book called the other, well, I didn't read all of it. I read a part of it. It was called The Lessons of Power. Very cool, very cool smart book. It's just teaching you about like knowledge of self and some like 5% of shit that like though a lot of people instantly

make fun of that group. I think self-affirmation and manifestation is important. It is important to understand. What do you mean? Wait, whoa, what are you saying? What are you saying? Well, no, the idea of like you have to speak into existence. I matter. You know, like things like affirming yourself and understanding your position in the world. Things like that, I think matter to a degree.

Okay. I thought you were talking about like, like, oh, I can manifest. No, he's not talking about the seat. No, I'm not, no, I'm not talking about like Piccolo making a sword. Okay, good, good, good, good, good, good. You know, but also. Then I agree. Also another book, I'm going to say like always, I was through which read this book because it's so relevant to the world we live in is Dune.

I think Dune is such a fantastic story. The first one is very self-contained. If you want to read the first one only, there's a series, there's like six books. I've read up until the like end of the fifth book, and I know about the sixth book. And it's a very, very, very, very wonderful story about power

and how believing in like a very charismatic person can often lead to very terrible things happening to the like political, and global aspects of the world. So I can't relate to that at all. No, you can't. Never. You can't.

That doesn't sound even remotely rooted in reality, but like it sounds like a pretty fun fiction. Yeah, man. He didn't, he didn't, the person that wrote it didn't write it because he was a European in Europe dealing with Hitler. And he saw like this guy, this be like, yeah, I'm going to help people. And I'm going to do a right thing. And then the world fell out of turmoil.

Who's, who's Hitler? What? I don't know. I think. I wake up in an alternate reality. We never came into existence. I think that was Jordan Peterson's grandfather.

Can you imagine? If you can trace that back. Okay, so imagine this. Imagine this. You wake up one day. Right? Everything's the same. You go about your life.

You go about your life. It's like it's been, you know, unbeknownst to you, you've made this dimensional shift. Right? And it's been a couple weeks before Hitler's come up, right? and then you bring up Hitler you bring him up and no one knows

who the fuck you're talking about but everything is still the same so Hitler's on his way pretty much no no like he's inbound it just somehow didn't happen

and for some reason it didn't alter history at all what happened all those Jewish people then that's like such an impossibility like how the fuck would that happen exactly we still had to boom

the war still happened he's not there The reality of it, it would be like, oh, you mean like, you mean like Barnaby or whatever. It would be like a different guy. It would just be some other fucking guy in all likelihood. Because without that war, without that war, we'd be like, we would probably just be getting computers, I feel like and shit like that. Like, we needed that war so heavily. Like, do you think so?

I don't know if I believe that. No, maybe it would be like a decade or two delayed. I don't, I wouldn't think that could do. You know how much that, that era of time, technology. Particularly, I would say, I know definitely medical technology. We wouldn't, what I'm saying is like we wouldn't be, we, well, the technology advances on different, on different fronts. Like, I can, I can imagine like certain things being delayed while other things are like actually like a head developer though. Like I could imagine that we have computer, we could have computers that are as strong as they are now, but maybe we don't have the internet or something like that.

Or like the internet or maybe the internet is as it was in like the. 90s, despite how strong, you know what I mean? Like, just like, it would be like a weird, that's an interesting like realm of fiction. Like how, how offset can you delay technology in a way that would make it? You know what I mean? I don't know. I mean, it's, I mean, I guess, sorry. I would just saying the pandemic is just like a very good, like, example of MRI research,

being able to be pushed to its limits because we needed it. Like everybody in those fields are focusing on this one thing so they're able to develop this medicine very quickly. So I get that. So now it's like versus

how quickly could they have just had a vaccine ready without that, with just the normal teams doing the normal amount of research. So it does show you, yeah, like you can absolutely boost things so quickly when everybody's

focusing on this one thing. Like we need to do this. We need to do something and but I imagine it wouldn't be like fucking like 40, 50 years or something. The idea of mRNA research and the fact that we made a vaccine that's MRI based in general is wild. That's a wild thing. Because the idea of mRNA in general is like what I've never, because I heard about it in school. I was being a medical student, but I never thought about it because of the fact that what MRNA is in general is so like

it's kind of like the ending point of a DNA strand. and you would assume that like they exist and they still help you make proteins but the fact they used it to be able to just attach to something else and then bang double helix and now that's going to help you fight off this fucking virus is insane to me so I don't need

mRNA to get protein I just take my mass gainer and I'll eat it and I'll eat a chicken yeah that's it and I'll never get COVID like that and I'll just never get COVID I'll eat a clove of garlic every day and then I'll never get COVID death a week later

Yeah Coff's protein powder It's like little clouds You owe me All right we got another banger We got one more We'll go one more Because I don't want Chris to transport out of here

Too fast So it says Howdy you chimeras of comedy This may have been This may have been talked about before But Derek is approaching his Mid to late 30s Chris and Sweener

Are approaching 30 themselves How long do you guys really plan on doing this? Online content in general, not just a podcast, but that too. Obviously, as long as you guys do it, I will happily listen to consume whatever you guys produce. But do you guys have some sort of stopping point in mind? Like, do you quit if you have kids? Do you quit once you hit your 40s? Or do you just want to stop making money and stop being fun?

Just curious. No, man, I've thought about that. I think the only thing that would get me to stop is if regular jobs just became so much more lucrative. You know, like say, because sometimes I do, I don't miss the aspect of having a boss, but sometimes I just miss the simplicity of just, I know exactly what I'm going to do every single day and just my mind's not even wasted on these tasks. Where being creative and doing all this stuff, it's mentally exhausting. I'm always thinking, I'm always trying to like, what am I going to do next?

This scrapping so many projects that you put in time into all this shit, right? We've had, we've lost podcasts, we've lost videos and all this shit. It gets pretty fucking annoying. So sometimes I'm looking on the other side, like, man, if that job paid X amount of money, maybe I would fucking just jump in there or something and maybe just do only the podcast, right? Like just, I can handle doing a podcast and then just stop doing all the other shit. However, I think that just the independence of this, as long as I am able to do it, as long as there's platforms and shit, like I don't see why it would stop, you know? Yeah, I don't know.

Like, I think it's a very outdated mentality to kind of imagine like, oh, will you ever stop making internet content? Because the reality is like the internet is where content is now. Like it's just, you wouldn't say to somebody, it's like, hey, when do you think you're going to stop making movies? It's like, what do you mean? Like, no. Like, I mean, like, to me, it's like, there are, I agree with you in the sense that, like, there's sometimes that where I do miss being able to, like, go to, like, a shitty job and, like, clock in and clock out and just have the rest of the day free to think about literally anything else. Yeah. But, um, uh, I don't know. I, I just feel like this is just kind of what being creative is now. Like, you can't, you can't, you can't do, like, if you wanted to just make music and stuff, you know what I? I mean, like, you could just do that.

But how are people going to consume it? They're going to consume it through the internet. There's a lot of people who are content creators right now, and they don't even think of themselves that way. I don't think this is like a particularly unique job anymore. Like, maybe at a certain point it was. I think maybe when we started it was. But at this point, like all musicians are content creators

because all musicians post their stuff to social media. They, like, make their own branding. Bands have their own fucking, you know, they make their own fucking merch sometimes. Like, it's a different. world and I don't think there's like an age limit for this kind of thing. I think it's an old mentality to think like, oh, are you too old to be doing this? It's like there are so many people like Mick, he's in his 40s and he's making fucking killer stuff. Um, you know, and I don't necessarily

view this as a stepping stone to somewhere. I think this is where, you know, I'd want to be. I just want to figure out, obviously like Pat, I'm very scatterbrained. Like I think, passions ebb and flow, generally speaking. Like, there will be periods of time where I'm really into making music. There are periods of time where I'm like really into podcasts. Or there's certain times where I'm really into making like long form video content. And that always like ebbs and flows and like sometimes overlaps with each other. But as long as there are still people watching and people willing to give the stuff that we make a shot,

I don't really see any real reason to try anything else. Yeah, for sure. There's some things that I want to learn. Like I do want to learn like Blender and like different like softwares that like I don't need to know doing what I do. And I think like if there was ever an option to like, I don't know, make a game or something and that was like an incredibly lucrative thing. I might jump onto that, but I wouldn't stop doing this. You know what I mean? I don't know.

I felt like that for a while too. Once I become a certified nurse, I thought about am I going to continue in constant creation or am I going to, you know, just. you know, just become a nurse. For me, it's the idea of what is the most convenient for the life I'm living at that period of time, you know? If podcasting, if, you know, if the money consistently grows the way podcasting has been for us, then I'll continue doing podcasting because, you know, that allow me time to, if I have children, I could stay home with my children, I could do a lot of things that, you know, that most parents, unfortunately, just can't for their kids, you know.

I can be present in a way that some parents aren't. Yeah, yeah. But if, let's say, nursing is just giving me way more money than anything I could possibly, you know, attain from this to have a more comfortable life, then I might go over that way. I love being a content creator right now. I think it's fantastic. Having my own schedule, being able to play video games as a job and being able to, like, write that off as taxes. You know, the people I meet, the experiences I have, the people I interact with is, it's truly like a blessing of a job. I really, really, really appreciate it.

So as of right now, until the wheels fall off, I'm doing this. But if the wheels do fall off, then I'll jump onto something that is more. That's why I decided to guess, because I don't have, I don't have the musical talent that Chris has or Derek has. I don't have the editing ability that Chris has. Right now I'm editing a video of myself of mine on you from my on YouTube, and that shit is killing me. Audio editing makes me literally have bad thoughts. But, but like, I just don't have that ability. You never know.

I might grow into it more. I might become more of a, I might become a video maker at some time in the future, but right now I really enjoy what I do. So right now this is my thing, at the moment. You know, the world changes every day,

making plans. You know, it says that we make plans and God laughs because you never know what the fuck's going to happen next. So, yeah, I'm here right now. Yeah, once, I do want to start getting, actually doing music more.

And now that I have a space, like, I think that entire wall is probably going to be like a whole music wall and I'm just going to get like some fucking Dawes and some loop stations and just see what the fuck I want to do. But there you go. Go for it, bro.

But that's, you know, that's not really anything new. I've been doing, you know, random music for fucking ever. That's how I started literally. Right. I mean, I think you're listed as a musician, right? Yeah, isn't that weird? I feel so weird about that because it's like, that's not real.

Like, I wouldn't consider, I wouldn't consider. or any of that any of the stuff that I made back then especially it's like I recorded that with a 360 headset my guy like that's not

yeah it's awesome that people appreciate it it's crazy to me that like some of those songs have like over 100,000 like some of those songs have more views than some of my like videos do which is fucking crazy to me

and that's cool I appreciate that but like that's that's literally the worst quality version of this thing that I could have made so until I can until I can actually like reliably because I don't want to rely on like a producer to have to mix everything

for me. I want to learn how to mix myself and so until I can get to that point where I can mix confidently by myself, that that's an insane label. Man, that is fucking, that is definitely a challenge because I'm at that point where, but I did notice that I can do a halfway decent job if I push

myself. Like when I try to troll Tim Poole or whatever, I threw that out as quick as I could and it sounded halfway decent. There was definitely some issues that I could. have fixed if I would have taken my time, but I'm like, all right, if I actually try, but like say, I'm working on some stuff, some original songs that I've been in the works for like over a month. And I'm just like, what the fuck am I doing? You know, kind of a thing?

Or I'm like, what am I doing? What the fuck? I don't have a reason, like that whole Tim Pool thing. That gave me the reason to be passionate to just drop this shit and just mix it as fast as possible. And I just kind of need to get that mindset. And then I can realize that, oh, I can do a song a week. I can do a song a week. It's just getting in the right mindset and stop being a, I was going to drop some that F-bomb. What do you call

the one that the gays, the one that they don't like that shit. But just stop being stupid, right? Just like a fagg? Hey man. That's fine. All right guys. With that being said, I'm gonna pull the reins back.

I mean, man, this is a this fucking radio. This is rated hard art. We should bleat that though because we're negotiating for no, cut that out. That's gone. We're not doing that. All right, guys. Thank you for tuning into the podcast. I really appreciate it.

I'm going to put it way louder. We're going to have a little bit of a shorter one this week. Next week we'll have our guest. Adam, your movie sucks will be on next week. So get ready for that. Guys, add your questions to the Patreon. Don't forget to like, share, comments. Rate us on.

any sort of podcasting network you can. It all helps. We appreciate it. Is the Adam thread up on? Yes, I already handled that. It is up. Oh, cool, cool, cool. So give us questions and talk to us about stuff.

And then after that, we have Jay Albury coming on early October. So, guys, I'm going to put another question to that out. As soon as we're done with this next question thread and all that shit, Chris's internet is choppy as shit. So I'm not going to force him today to read all the guests. we are very sorry, but we do appreciate all of our $25 patrons. You guys are amazing. I'll record it on my end and I'll just, I'll send it.

Okay. That makes sense. That makes sense. We appreciate you guys. We love you all. We will see you next week with another, whatever the fuck we're doing here. Peace out. Yeah, later, guys.

All right, I'm going to read the names now for the Patreon. God Christ. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. When Derek walks into a room, a dwarf hunter sniffs the air and says there's midgets afoot. The Bren word. Derek, wake up, Derek.

Andrew Tate's tasty taint. Lisa Piss, the tapeworm living inside Sweene. I actually don't need these headphones. 3XO and the queen choking on Sween's peen, the milkman that looks like Chris returns. And I've returned for my son. Sweeney, quickly, there's a Twitter account called Sweeney's Guide. Go there and scan the code to see a video. Not a scam.

Rectal Lacerator, emoticons doing this. Stormboy's life and what he like. Brie Larson took method acting too far and metamorphosized into an actual lake sturgeon. Your noble truth, I have no urethra, but somehow, as with God is my witness, I shall come. I'm not the fig plucker nor the fig plucker's son But I'll pluck figs Until the

Until the fig plucker comes Jesus Christ Call her Lil Caesars The way her pussy hot and ready Elsie Bray's pyramid scheme And drip MH Sorry by the way I'm really tired

I've been dealing with these fucking internet people For a long time Nancy Pelosi killing a Palestinian With her massive tits Obie won't you blow me A fukin prong God, why did I move to this swamp land? God, I moved to Florida to save me.

Never mind, Sweeney. I just realize you have swamp pass. I'm coming for Chris's button set. X-O-Xo, Big Papa Shack. Tevind de Black, Kremlin de Gremlin, Binkis, Stinkis, the man uppercutting 9-11 jumpers before they hit the ground.

Mintberry, I opened the door to let you the fuck in and you left fucking cuck bucket. Mitch McConnell's tortoise shell. Alstawal. Hi, I'm Mega Man X-8 guy, and no joke. 29-9 is my favorite Spider-Man.

I'm serious here. Lord. Avi, welcome to Andrew Tate's kidnapped woman and little dick emporium, fragile masculinity sold separately. Iron Prawned, wage slave 583, Signor Alberto, Jose Juan Carlos, Gustavo Gonzalez, Julio Don Ramon, Vincenti El Terecero. Tercero. I feel gay. Fuck you. Don't want to fall in love. I just want to get fucked. Shoveling mountains of terrible stuff. heroin, ketamine, jelly bean, puff. Okay, I see. I pledged $850 to these

queers in the last year, and all I got was his lousy shout-out. Thanks, fellas. Sorry, man. It's all that I can do. It's all we can do. The Papini Brothers and Portium of Bullet-filled uncles now under construction for a new exhibit. Scrincus. Hey, guys, I just got a new dog.

Can everyone say hello to Zuma for me? Took my glasses off to fuck your mom. I have astigmatism. I have PPSD. Fun fact. Lola Bunny Challenge. is Gorilla Marketing for Arby's new roast beef sandwich. Have a nice day.

Oh, my God. Don't Google that. Tell him Steve, Dave. Andrew Tate is missing because God sex trafficked him back. John Strickland. Ew. Derek read the rest of these stupid names. I'm tired.

Merck's 1889. Downy McFrowny. Altering universe where Sweeney is exactly the same in every way, except he's a big Reagan supporter. Where do women have the curliest hair? Fiji, but you probably misunderstood the question, pervert. Oh, I actually didn't. I actually was just... I interpreted that correctly. So, you know, I should get a little praise for that.

The first church of Keith David, Gay the Pray Away. Not only did I run Simba over with my 2003 Sorado, Silver, Silvarado. I also got the Queen Biden's neck. Drunken Dooland, Pre-Ras, Los Homo, Hermanos, Blake 896, fucking kill me, Ryan Lucchase, Shlachi, Scout. Video, the Snark Tank Trio, never sings, never going to give you up, is on YouTube if you're interested. I'll look it up. I'll look it up. I'll look it up. depraved McBootie warrior Babbah Babuibouti blocked by Steve Chives Alaskin oil fuel trash please update the snark tank animated playlist I gotta do that too fuck I've been so fucking preoccupied

Sue Hulk game controller 25 Danny DeVito was a stealth trans man Chris when are you gonna get back to me I showed you my several head collection out of confidence Marcus penis and the number 69 and the coal train running a train on Queen Mira Lobotabize Jesus and his married medivagon Nags

the loathsome cum eater to the wretched semen swallower to infinity and fuck me in my asshole. The only stick I touch well driving is my penis, parenthesis. I masturbate while driving. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, coming down my tummy. Jackson, Abseh, Badly Brave, Huggardark, the movie theater manager, Aetherian, Chris Cape Mojorian, Hunting Assam, Melfis, One, Hex Blamed Warlock Supermases,

and King of Hapazard, as always. Have a nice day. I'm out. Click and collect. Order confirmed. Dad, tomorrow can we start a band. Can we become robots? Affirmative.

Can we go crab battling? That isn't a thing. How about swimming? Dad, can we take an app? You not off and I'll pick up the shop and deal. Deal. While you do the important things, we'll do the essentials. Book your free click and collect slot at tesco.e or in-app.

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