The Snark Tank - #129: YOU DARE HUMILIATE ME?

Episode Date: October 17, 2022

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You got some lean in there Yeah Yo you're drinking lean out of a fucking Dixie cup Of course Yeah we call it We call it the Thanos now though We kind of switch it up a little bit

We call it the Thanos Makes your fucking Remory disappear That shit is not funny I've drank lean maybe twice in my life And each time I drink it I feel like a zombie Yeah that's what it's supposed to

I feel like I feel like I'm trapped in me. It's horrible. Isn't it like fucking cough syrup or something? It's codeine, bro. Yeah, I don't know any of that shit. It's coding and a lot of, yeah, yeah. And then you put some sweet shit in it. You put like, you get like prometazine.

You, you put like, like, jolly ranchers. All right, all right, right, right. Let's not, let's not go through the how to make. It's very, it's very public. Put in a little bit of, uh, I understand it. But we should. workout in there too

All right man do whatever you want A little pre Pre workout Which is my favorite This one isn't Clinically like But damn it tastes so good

I'm just saying All right Then you gotta get your Bitch cum ass Anuses in You gotta get all that shit in there All right Just letting you all know

Don't Don't listen to us But I mean like It's there If you guys want to do it You know It is there Get them my closer

To your face by the It's there Oh, yeah. Put that sucker about a dick from your face. About a dick from your face. That's so gross. A really small one. Yeah, a really small dick from your face.

Yeah. Look, you need to. So next time you're going to adjust your mic to where it's not in front of your face. I would flip that bitch. Hmm, I don't know how you would do it. It's fine, dude. I'm just really close to my face now. It's my nose away.

And I have a big nose, I'm fine. I would angle it off. You see how I'm angling mine off right now? I would do that. Because only my arm, I don't have it on my arm thing. Why do you, why do you not use that mic for Discord? Who me?

Yeah. I use it for Discord. I just have my, like when I'm not streaming, I don't have my mic right in my face. No, I think what he means. I think what he means is like your mic is not activated on Discord. That particular mic.

Yeah, you're talking through your webcam right now. Are you sure? Yeah, 100%. I mean, you're definitely, you might be recording through that, which is fine. That's all we need, but. Really?

Let me go check this cord real quick, actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just thought it was, that's just how you were doing it. I'm recording through also. That's fucking, I, you are, I mean, as far as I'm concerned, you are, because you don't sound,

um, that distance. I don't know, just check it just to be sure. I'm using, I'm using this one to record, definitely. Yeah, I thought you were. Yeah. I was just like, what the fuck. And whatever. It probably sounds funnyer like this.

All right. Well. All right. It's, uh, it's episode fucking, I don't know. 128. Yeah. This is our second attempt at this. Yeah.

So, let's, uh, yeah, let's, what, what did we talk about in the last? We talked about, we talked about Agenta Chetchik breaking her back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Twitch, yeah, yeah. So TwitchCon happened. A bunch of, a bunch of people went on Twitch. They went to San Diego. Someone broke her back.

Ah, I hate redoing shows. I fucking hate it. It feels so weird. I feel like I'm, you know what it feels like? It feels like Groundhogs Day. And I feel like I just,

I don't remember what the fuck we said. I don't remember like any of it. You got to go with something different. There's more. There's no way. Hey, yo, that's all we had.

That's all there was. Have you seen the Megan trailer with that little kid dancing down the hallway? Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Shut up a second. One quick. Some weird shit happened though. What?

Within the, so there was a couple of things that we talked about on the last episode. Yeah, a couple of things. So there was, so the first thing is when we were talking about that, that chick, whatever the hell her name is, that broke her back, you know, when she was getting plowed. And then, you know, some Twitch staff member was plowing her and she broke her back or whatever happened. That's not what happened. I mean, that's what I heard, but we were, I was saying that like, not to victim blame, but I'm like, bro, like, there's a certain things I ain't going to fuck with. like I don't I don't fuck with carnival rides because of the same reason I don't trust these people to put these things together well and we've seen the footage of people getting fucked up all the time and sure enough Sweeney tweets out a fucking ride of a fucking mom and her kid falling out of a carnival ride and it's so fucking funny because the mom rolls over the kid It's so fucked up, dude

And I'm like, we just talked about this The mom barreled over a kid and God I was like, oh no, my child And the child was still Dude, it's so fucked I was like, dude What are the odds? I mean, of course, I mean, I guess the odds are

It's that was perfect It's pretty high It happens way too often To where like on average I think it was like Jojo looked it up It was like 4,000 Accidents

No, that's insane I think it was yearly If I heard her correctly Which I thought there was a little bit low I was like For a thousand years pretty fucking high That's very low That's very low

I thought it was like 10,000 20,000 a year How many amusement parks are there though For 4,000 a year That's like not There's one of music part In like every state For the most part right?

Every state I mean almost every Like do even my small ass fucking city We do this thing called the Corn Festival every August And then we have those bitch-ass rides And my city, my hometown Is three square miles It's fucking tiny

And even our bitch-ass thing And then the next city over They do the strawberry festival Which I'll never forget I found $5 on the fucking floor One of the happiest days of my life As a kid man Because $5 a lot of money

When you don't make money, bro Like damn When you even got shit When you ain't got shit Five dollars smacks bro I think I got a couple of inturitos at Taco Bell. I think I got a, you know,

just, by the way, the Intirido's coming back. Shout out to Taco Bell. They're finally listening to me. I think they're listening to me specifically. I said, bring back the Mexican pizza. Bring back the Enchorito. Because, you know, I need my, there's food, you know, when you grow up on shit. It's like, you ever hear about those rock stars. Like, Lemmy Kilmeister, for example.

He was so fucked up on every drug that if he would have gotten a blood transfusion, he would have just died because his body would have been in shock from on the clean blood. So me, my body needs Taco Bell to function, all right? I can't go too long

without Taco Bell. Like, if I go, if I go about like three weeks without Taco Bell, my body's feeling a little, I'm starting to get sick. That's a fucking problem, man. Evolution right there, bro.

Also, I'm looking up, I'm looking up this, I'm looking up this Mexican pizza, right? Right, right. This looks horrific to me. It's not, though.

Oh, my God. I mean, I believe it's not. But I'm saying it looks. It looks like someone, you know, I don't know. I don't know the, I don't know the opposite of shrink, like, ambiggin? In large. In biggin. How do you not?

The opposite of the shrink is enlarge. Like, I don't know. No, no, no. The opposite of enlarge is in small. No, it's not. So to me, I look at the Mexican pizza. The Mexican pizza looks like a giant lunchable. it looks so fucking bizarre

that sounds about right I mean I will say the ingredients are a little bit better just a little bit though like luncheables is like bottom tier fucking meat like meat that they find on the floor of like when they're you know when they're slaughtering the pigs and stuff

and a little bit of meat got on the floor then they just like all right that's a lunchable section like that's not like the opposite of Ambigin is a word I didn't realize I didn't realize I think is it the right word to use it is the same thing And yeah, it's synonym for enlarge.

That's funny. The thing is... I hate the fucking English language, bro. It's such a waste... It's such a wasteful language, man. Like, the fact that I've been learning... Like, the fact I've been learning more Spanish, like, you realize how horrible a language our language, like, actually is.

No, I don't think so. It's a terrible... It's so many ways to say the same thing, and that's just unnecessary. Yeah, but that allows rap to exist. You know, that's why you don't listen to Spanish rap. That's why you don't listen to that shit. Yeah, no, you don't. Listen to that.

I listen to bad bunny. Not online. Not as what is I want to. What is I should. Mea. That's all. I only know that. That was Drake.

It was Drake in him. Good song. He's like, yeah, yeah, I'm Drake. I gamble a lot and I'm sending a great example for kids. Yeah,

and I sent text messages to Anthony Fantan at 12 a.m. Do that? I don't know. I don't know, I already forgot about that, man. Damn. One sweet,

melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full.

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I'm glad you reminded me of that. That's so good. It is fucking crazy. I wonder, do you think Anthony feels really good about that? I would feel pretty good about it. I'd feel so good about that, man. He should have on Drake so much and now he got like, now he debated Drake, you know, so it's like, yeah, he feels great. Now, now he knows that Drake listens to him. Yeah.

And is insulted by it. So like, the next time, if I was Anthony Vitam, the next time I did a Drake episode, it's like, I would constantly speak to him as if he was listening because I know he is. Like, Drake, I don't know what you did, man. what you're doing on this. The production here is pretty weak. The snares feel out of place. The snares and rap music. Well, he would be right then, wouldn't me?

I'm like, what? But you know, I wouldn't be surprised in a Drake fucking mix. A Drake song? I mean, a fucking dance hall song. Move those snares off of the fucking metronome. Could you just just move it? Just move. And like, the producer's like, what do you? What do you? Snares? What do you

? Drink. You're freestyle in. What about that? What about that? What do we do with this harmonica? No, he had a piccolo on one of his songs, and that shit was going hard. And I was like, damn, bro, the fuck is a piccolo doing here? Bro, that dude had a fucking squeaky bed on one of his tracks on that new shit. That last album is so bad, bro. It's just squeaking. And I was shocked.

I heard about it before I listened to it, and I didn't think it was going to be as bad. But I'm like, oh, no, this is genuinely a bad squeaking if you were fucking. And it's a part of the beat. I'd rather listen to that one fucking song that went viral on on Reddit. Oh, the C-BAT by Hudson Mohan? I'd way rather listen to that. That shit's funny as fuck.

I've been seeing... I think it's a bad song. It's a bad song. I've been seeing... I don't know if this is today or yesterday or what, but I'm seeing a lot of images from She-Hulk. That I... that I can't process.

I saw legs. What did you see? I saw Mark Ruffalo next to a... Sikar is fucking... This guy looks like... He looks so silly. It looks like a white man is green. Like more so than Hulk normally looks.

Like I understand that that's what the Hulk is. He's just a white-green guy. You got to keep this going. No, but listen, listen. I understand. Wait, does, does Hulk have green traits for you to say that it's weak? I'm saying,

I'm saying I know what Mark Ruffalo looks like, and I know what the Hulk looks like, and the Hulk currently doesn't look like a green Mark Ruffalo. He looks like a Hulk with Mark Ruffalo's features, but his son, Scar looks like a green man, a white man who is in green. who's been in green

stop in the stop inning things is is stop stop making he looks he looks fucking horrific it looks so silly this is one of the worst screenshots I've ever seen of any

Marvel anything do you have that do you have that yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I I'll I'll put in the discord and I saw the I saw the full clip of it too of like this is my son and I'm like how old

Scar? How much time? Like Jeremy Iron Scar? No, look. Motherfucker, what did you just say to me? What the fuck did you just? Jeremy Iron Scar, the lion. The dark-skinned lions in Sheeulk.

The dark-skinned... Hey, wouldn't that be a better storyline than this? Than whatever the hell this is? I'd probably enjoy it because I like chaos. Is this hair like half, like that monk? I don't know. What's happening with his hair? I don't understand.

Like, I know who Sakar. Does he have like a samurai haircut? You know what I'm talking about. I don't think usually I think Scar, he had like wild hair. He had like long wild hair from what I remember. And his skin is gray. He looks like the main character of a video game in 2009. He looks like you know what I mean.

A video game in 2006. He does look like green mark. I understand what you're saying. I really do. Yeah. Like he doesn't look like. Mark Ruffalo, but that looks like Green White Man. That

doesn't look like a Hulk at all. That looks like a, that looks like an ingrained fucking video game protagonist from the two, from like 2000. It's so weird. He looks like someone, he's a fucking space marine. He looks like someone that would be in Twilight.

Like there's a guy character. No, he's too big. He's trying to ask. Listen, he looks like the face of a boy that was in a Twilight movie. No, he doesn't. But that's how standard his face looks. No, he looks like Speck Ops the line or something. The Speck Offs. Like, it's just such a generic, or like a call of duty trailer.

Gears of War. Gears of War and the Gears of Universe. Like that's like, it's like fucking Phoenix in his son. It's like Marcus in that little punk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that it's just these big buff guys. It's exactly that. He looks like what's that, what's the buff robin from that new Gotham Knights game? No, I don't, I don't know. Buff Robin? Yeah, what was it? Jason Todd, how he's all buffing weird in that. They made him very brocky. They made him very brocky from what I saw.

They ambiguous him. Because Jason Todd sucks in general. So they're just giving him more dick to suck. And it's like, just leave him alone. Just a Gretcon, he's been dead forever and he never came back. Just let him be. I don't think he sucks. He's terrible.

He's the worst Robin. And that's crazy because Tim Drake exists. That's what I'm saying. Like no one likes Tim Drake. Drake though. Dude, Jason Todd is so bad he got murdered. Well, okay. Fair. No, see, I don't even agree. Because even if you had the opportunity to kill Robin,

you would do it too. If you're a dumb-ass little kid and you had the power, you control whether he lived or died, your dumb-ass troll face would totally vote for him to die. I wouldn't do. I wouldn't kill a Robin. I'd be like, oh, I don't know. Oh, wait, wait, wait. He was voted? Yes. Yeah, they voted. They voted to murder. Murder him.

You're able to vote whether, yeah, yeah. They were like, they were going to get rid of the character. They chose Jason. I was, dude, they didn't choose Barbara Gordon who couldn't walk at the time. They didn't choose Dick Grayson, who was fucking every bitch in the universe. They didn't choose Bruce. They didn't choose Alfred. They chose Jason Todd.

Well, you got to, come on. I mean, the more you say it, the more he seems like the obvious choice. The odd man out. He sucks. I would have killed Barbara Gordon. She can't walk. She's halfway off the game. Why would you kill Barbara Gordon?

That's like, that's like getting rid of Professor X because he can't walk. Professor X is, like, Mr. X is psychic, you know? Barbara Gordon, she wasn't even Oracle yet.

Yeah, but so are half of the people in that universe anyways. She doesn't even Oracle yet. She was just like. Yeah, but you're not going to kill the lady, though, man. You remember who you're talking to,

the demographic. That's true. That's true. I would kill Barbara Gordon, but I'm misogynist. So that's why I would have done that. I'm gonna kill Barbara. Yeah, she's done.

Oh, hey, speaking of death, so you were talking about, we were talking about 9-11 or something, and during 9-11, you were mad that you couldn't watch Yu-Gi-Oh. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I was furious I couldn't watch Yu-Gi-o. So, interesting enough, we talked about that, and this happened a while ago, but for some reason everybody's reported right now. But yeah, the creator of Yu-Gi-O is dead. He drowned.

Saving lives. Yeah, he's saving lives. But back in July, it happened in July. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no. I heard about this. But now it's like being large, like TMZ and everybody picked it up like largely. It became like a huge trending thing.

And I couldn't understand why. And I think they just found his body. Oh, man. Was it face down in defense mode? Damn, bro. That was distasteful. But yeah, continue. I think they found him in the dark magician's outfit,

which was like. They found him in a dark. They found them in the shadow realm, bro. Yeah, that's not distasteful. That was worse. They found them in the shadow realm. Okay, Yugi boy. Let's see what you got.

I summon this guy's body. So was Yugo, was there still any content coming out for Yu-Gi-O? Was anything still happening with U-Gi-Gi-L? The card game is so popular still, bro. Yeah, they're probably still making fucking. Card games still shows, bro. It's one of those things where it's kicking kids. It's like Pokemon, man.

It just keep pumping shit out forever. It's very sad. Does Pokemon still have an animated show? Animated show, still huge card game. It's still like, wait, no, like, for real? It's still going on or? Every region is a new show, bro. Where is it airing?

And they stare at, put movies. I don't know. I don't, how would we worry? We wouldn't know. We're fucking, what you go? We're too old now, for sure. That's true. Yeah, I guess so.

Way too old now. No, I guess so. I just feel like I would. I don't even play the games anymore. Here's the thing. Like, I see everything. Now is it maybe just my algorithm that I always see anything happening with Dragon Ball Super? Everything that happens with Dragon Ball, I know.

But I don't see anything about like Pokemon or anything. So there are a total of 1,209 episodes of Pokemon. Apparently. Wow. Wow. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say.

And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. This episode is brought to you by Intuit QuickBooks Bill Pay. Growth is the goal, but the paperwork is a trap. If your accounts payable feels like a second job, you're doing it wrong.

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Ashes. It doesn't look anything like him anymore. Like the actually, you're probably looking, well, he's still a boy and he still like has black hair and wears like a red hat. But like his design is not what you remember at all. Oh, man, that's crazy. New. Ash Pokemon. Yeah, I can't even imagine how much they would have changed it for me to not recognize him. Oh, I, okay, I understand that it's still ash, but like... He looks like a Stephen Universe character. Yeah, he does.

And he looks younger. He looks more like you appropriate, like a 10-year-old or whatever. Yeah, he does. He's been de-aging this whole time. He's been fucking harvesting stem cells. Speaking of Steven Universe, I really want to watch that show. What? Only for one reason.

One of my favorite singers is on that show, and I really, really want to watch it. What show? Stephen's Universe. Stephen's Universe. And I love Estelle. She's like one of my favorite singers. Oh. I love her music.

But she hasn't made music in like a bunch of time because she didn't. What do you said? So that's insane? No, I said that's a shame because it's a bad show. Apparently it's not a bad show. Apparently it had like a really dumb ending. And people stopped liking it adventure. But her was a good show.

Can you shut your fucking phone? Put that shit on vibrate, son. You are a psycho. I didn't know it was on, bro. My phone has been dead for the whole time. I'm sorry. I only had a day to prepare, I guess. Jeez.

Let's, what the fuck were you talking? I don't even remember. Estelle's on Steve's universe or whatever the fuck. We're talking about, um, Yu-Gio, Yu-Gio is dead.

Yeah. Yeah, Yu-Gi died. The creator. Yeah. Poor guy. Let's see. I guess. I don't know.

What was it? How is he saving? You fucking asshole? Someone died. Poor guy, I guess. God damn. It's months ago, you know? Like, I mean, come on.

He still died. Jesus Christ. Like, be like, oh, unfortunately, passed away. And we did that already. I did that. We did that.

We did that on sacred symbols when it happened. It's, it's over. We did it. It's fine. Jesus Christ, bro. That is real. It's another dead guy.

It's just too much at this point. Was Colin, like, crying and shit? Like, was he, like, properly morning this dude? cards out and say show his binder on TV. I have all of these cards.

It's like, yo, how does he have all of those? It'd be pretty fucked if he exploded and people collected his like left leg and his right arm. Hell yeah, dude. You know what I was thinking about on the right arm of the forbidden one? I would cut him up and sell his party parts for the forbidden one joke. On the lost episode. I would cut up the creator, the dead creator of you and sell his body mart on eBay, no less. Not on eBay.

On some fucking next. You have to find it. it's like one piece you gotta really look for that shit to get it oh man there's actually somehow more episodes of Pokemon

than there are one piece which is kind of wild because that's what I thought I was like Pokemon's older than one piece seems like what did you say Pokemon's older than one piece

yeah but it's I didn't think it was still happening I thought they made I thought they might have just like stopped and focused on the games or something or like maybe just made movies exclusively

I don't know there's no reason not to make all of them bro or they did a Dragon Ball Super thing where like maybe maybe they had a hiatus and then they just like continued it late That's what I assumed.

I didn't know they just kept going. This never stopped, bro. Although at least with Pokemon, they have some justification because it's also a game. One Piece has no real reason to go on for as long as it has. There's no fucking reason. No, no, no, no. It's a long story. That's what that's their justification. No, no, no, a long story.

Is it really a long story or is it just elongating it? I, look, I... It's a short story that's been in Longand. I'm a One Piece. I'm a One Piece fan. And what happens is I think there's a show. is so boring and so dragged on and then there's just like

seven chapters that are so fucking good like every like every 20 chapters there's like seven amazing and I'm like this is so great and then I'm like cool that could have happened sooner but like I'm fine with like I don't know it's as simple as like it's going on as long as it has

let's just enjoy the ride I guess I'm just I'm good man I haven't I mean and I can't really talk because I haven't seen one minute of one piece, but I just I'm just, I feel like I don't need it. Then that's, there you go, that's the optimal thing, you know? Like Dragon Ball, there's no reason why Dragon Ball Z should still be coming on.

No, I know, I agree. I agree. I agree. But like, bro, that show ended when I was, I think, four. Well, Dragon Ball Z, well, well, let's not, let's not miss the forest for the trees here. Dragon Ball Z is not still happening. Dragon Ball Z is over. Dragon Ball.

Dragon Ball. Sorry, Dragon Ball, the series. Bro, Dragon Ball Super's been on for like a decade now, which is kind of crazy. No. No. No, it's been like six years or something. It's on hiatus. Bro, didn't they, didn't they, like, first, like, dropped their first shit in, like,

2013 or something? They did the movie where they let everybody know they were returning when Goku's, when Vegeta's brother came. They did that movie when everybody was like, oh, it's coming back. And then they did Super after that, which is like, maybe 2014. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say.

And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

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or 28 and 2019 it stopped and then they're waiting and they're going to bring it back again The thing that I'm saying is like the thing that I'm saying is that they at least stop for long periods of time They give you a, at the very least they give you a reason to like miss them be like oh hey cool wow it's nice that they're coming back One Piece doesn't have like a one piece fucking super you know one piece didn't end

and then there's like a new chapter of it It's just one piece And it's been going on forever And it's dumb And it's ugly And I don't respect it And if you like it I don't like you

The manga's nice The manga's good regarding I stand by that Yeah whatever I can't But it's like I get it If you don't like it Hey man

Do your thing you know Just avoid it Awful show Let's uh I just like smaller things man I like I like Just give me Stop stop trying to

Milk shit to it's You know what I'm saying just stop. You live in the wrong planet, bro. You live on the wrong planet. Remember what happened to rock music in the 2000s? That shit got beat until the point it disappeared. It disappeared off radios.

That's how much they milked that genre. Hair metal went so crazy that everybody got depressed and started making fucking sad grunge punk music and then they started making fucking white boy pop rock and then rock died. And I was like, yes. I was like, yes, it's gone. As soon as Headstrong was a, Now it's in your...

I already knew what's happening. Now it's in your rap, though. Yeah, the residual is in popular rap now, so it sucks as well. Yeah, that's... But it's like, and whatever, dude. I don't listen to that music. That's what you could have said before.

I was it to that music. But whatever, dog. I'm glad it died. I'm glad to the genre of pop rock and pop punk passed away. I feel elated that it did. It's coming back, boy. It's coming back, though.

It is. You're right. It is coming back to the machine-go-romal romance. Yeah, my typical romance just did a show out here. Yeah. And that shit fucking, that shit sold out. Blinkin 82, they reunited with Tom DeLong. And every show that they booked has sold out.

And the scalpers are selling shit around $800 per ticket. It's fucking stupid. It's coming back, man. It's going to be fucking crazy. There's a, there's that when we were a young show, too, that's happening. Right. I didn't trust it. So I didn't buy a ticket.

I didn't trust it either. I don't, like, it says Rise Against is going to be there. but I'm like, ah, that sounds dubious. I don't know. No, if it goes well, because they are, they're already selling, the funny things, they're already selling tickets for the next one. So for next year. So, I think that's the one I saw.

I think that's the one I saw the one for next year. It says, rise against. I'm like, what? That doesn't see. I feel like they wouldn't do that, but. I can't imagine rise against and bowling for soup sharing the stage ever. Like, that doesn't seem. Worst timeline, bro.

That's just weird, man. Like, I fucking can't. Let that shit. I'll go, I'll go of, like, it doesn't need, it's the whole thing about all that shit. None of these genres ever die. I know. It's just the heads. It's the heads.

It's the heads of the fucking whatever companies they dictate what type of music is going to come in that sort of wave. Yeah. It's pretty much just like popular. It's like popular phrases, you know, like every genre has its time. And then, you know, it, it, it, it simmers down and it still exist. Like, there's still funk music being made. No one would ever think about that, but it's still out there. I fucking ran into it.

I run into it mistakenly. Like Thundercat is funk music, you know? You wouldn't think about it normally, but, you know, like, that's still out. You'd say you wouldn't hear about it very often. Like the whole era of everybody was like hip-hop's going to die with all the mumble raps. And then meanwhile, people like Kendrick Lamar and Joey mad fucking logic and all them are still making like very lyrical music. It always exists that I'm glad it's not like I'm glad Lincoln Park isn't at the end of everything anymore.

I'm glad that fucking Peremor isn't making a fucking song for 12. spotlight. Like, I'm glad, you know, my chemical romance isn't everywhere because that shit made me sick because I could not stand that kind of music. But everyone listened to it. That's made me crazy. Because it's good. No. No, it's because it relates to them only and my black ass is just like, no, you're crazy. I'm going to listen. I'm going to watch the son of the guitar. Look, I'm black. I got to listen to this and this only. This is white music. I can't listen. I can only listen to music about fucking bitches and doing it. Oh shit. No, it's not.

Because I listen to Rise Against and that was good. You just listen to music with holes. Not every person. And thoughts and bitches and bitches. And pussy. And but I would listen. That's,

but the thing is I would listen to that music and I'm like, oh, I don't like this very much because everyone dressed, sounded, played the guitar all the same way they all had the same fucking black. You're out of your mind. No,

no, no, no, no. You're saying my chemical romance doesn't have great guitar work. You're out of your fucking. I think it's pretty good. That's some really good. That's pretty good. I think it's pretty good. Go listen to Ghost of You and go watch the music video. It's like they're at the USO.

They're having the dance. And then it goes and it's flashbacks to Normandy. Fucking amazing. It's amazing. Great song. My chemical romance. Great fucking music video. I say this is somebody who doesn't really like my chemical romance.

They were never really on my playlist that much. Like I never, like I would hear it and I would think it was, you know, it was good. I just did. I never saw it. it out. That guitar work reminds me sincerely of Queen. Like it actually does. Like, it's insane. This is going to sound crazy and you guys

are going to do so you don't think I'm crazy. I would rather listen to the Frey than my chemical romance. I'm being 100% serious. I mean, it is crazy. It is crazy because the fray sounds exactly the same to me in every way, shape, or form. Oh, they do. I hated all of that fucking the Frey, five for

fighting, all those fucking lame-ass bands that were like good for like Like, say for example, they use one of those phrase songs and Scrubs. There was an episode of Scrubs where Dr. Cox, he loses a bunch of patients because they get organs from a woman. They thought she died from an overdose, but it turns out she had rabies. They didn't find out later. So the people that got the transplants all died. And then they used that, when did I go wrong?

I was like, perfect. Perfect for that scene. That is not anything. You would have to fucking gunpoint me to go to a show of that, though. I would never go to the friend. You never see that shit. You're wallet. Never.

There is like, there is like, there is very few rock shows I would go to in my life. Like, there's very few rap shows I would go to as well. I'd rather go to like, like, an EDM or like an electronic show or like there's a huge vibe where like people are dancing. Because most shows, you know, aren't really like, they're not like that. Like, whenever I went, like, when I was in, one time when I went to, I was in Alhambra, And there was like a random like a show for like a group called Selection where we all went there. They were like it was like a tiny desk. They were like it right in front of us.

And we were vibing. And that's the kind of shot rather go to. I would never go to a phrase show and watch people cry. A stadium full of people crying about shit. That's insane. Everybody sobbing thinking about 9-11 and shit. Like what the fuck? No way.

No way. Yeah. I don't understand that shit. I don't understand like we're talking. talking about Imagine Dragons. Like when I think about these, the type of vibes they put off and I'm like, what do you do there? Do you just stand?

You think about, you think about your 0% APR on a fucking Kia. So, so, or like something. That's, that's the music they make. Imagine Dragons makes car commercial music. Right. You know? And that's all it is. Sweetie, like, and this is what annoys me because like you're, with you saying like the fray or

some of that shit, you basically like me, I was a big fan of the, of Fallout Boyd. And then Fall Out Boyd. They got to a point, they got to a point where they started making commercial music, like that centuries song or whatever. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, fuck. I'm like, now it sounds like that shit where you just, you're selling shit now. And I fucking hate that. I miss fucking what we call, um, there's probably a proper name for this in the drum community, but we just call it two step beats.

It's basically what you can do with an actual two step two, like a lot of hardcore shows or punk shows. You see people doing like it. So it's like, uh, that's what like punk and pop punk and just all, that shit was known for doing a lot of two-step rhythm and it's so fun to dance to maybe even pit to circles, whatever you want to do. I can't imagine. And then they just turned it into this shit

where like now you just, I have to feel like I could only enjoy this where I'm wearing like a nice button up and I'm sitting down. Like that's how this fucking music is now. Like I don't know. I just don't want to be there. I don't know what to do there. I could never imagine pitting to like pop punk but like

like it's because I don't because pop punk is so like it's so like fucking you're crazy bro like you can have you can absolutely put like I I've I've pitted so many times it's either been like metal like I pit it I pitted to

I freaking devil wears Prada which was Christian like heavy Christian music and I was just like what's happening right now like these slow ass dudes swinging around like I'm pretty sure like there was one moment where I was listening and I was like I'm pretty sure you just said like a psalm and I didn't No, I had no clue.

They were like Christian, at all. And I was so fucking distraught. But like, I don't know, because pop punk for me is like shit that like would be in like a twilight fucking movie. Like the end of a twilight song. But it's not, though. Or like Lincoln Park. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar. And suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon.

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The midway Lincoln Park is like pop-park. You don't think that the beginning of misery business lends itself well to like a fucking just. You're crazy. crazy. You're crazy. No, that's Misery business is not hard enough to really much, dude. I'm not talking about like, there's, Pop Punk is not just like, it's. Also, Paramour is an exception. I've always said that. Dude, Pop Punk is fun to me. To me, like, say, to me, to me, it's fun.

Like, you're thinking of more emo. Yeah. Yeah. I think there's a, there's a difference. They were all interchangeable for a while. That's the thing. No, no, no, I don't see. See, see, guys. You're saying like, let me seem kids. You don't tell me seam kids, weren't listening to all. that shit at the literal same time. They were, but that doesn't mean anything, though. Here's what I'm saying. Here's what I'm saying.

I'm saying there's a difference between all American rejects. That's what I'm thinking about. Swing, swing. So, uh, that's not pop punk. There's fat lip by fucking Sumb 41, which is pure pop punk. Just a fun fucking sounding song about partying, for example. And then you have Helena, uh, fucking My Chemical Romance. Those are two different fucking genres.

There are two different genres. Enjoyed by the same type of people because the guitar tones and things are in the, they're somewhat similar. But you have whiny shit, what's the worst that I can say? You know, like, it's like very, there's a very targeted audience of people that wear black a lot. And then you look at like, say, Fat Lip, go watch that music video and you see who it's targeted towards. It's a bunch of dumbasses skating fucking and just being retarded. Yeah, actually, the best way that I could, the best way that I could put it is honestly, like when you think of the Tony Hawk

games and things like that. That's pop punk. That's pop punk. That's punk and pop punk largely. Punk and pop punk. But like you would never, you would never, you would never hear all American rejects on fucking, on Tony Hawk. I think, I think, you know, it was dead actually. I think they were in, no, they were in Tony Hawk Underground 1.

I think Los Angeles was in that album and I was just like, oh, I don't like this game as much. Stupid. I was, I was, this one is worse. Why is this one worse? That's because I feel like at that point they were, they were kind of coming out. It's because of that. Like I understand like

But I But just before you can see Like I would say I would say appeal to reason By Rise Against his event is a pop punk record Absolutely Like there's like savior is a pop punk song Like without a fucking shadow of a doubt

Yeah but there's always exceptions to the rule obviously Like it isn't it isn't gonna be like every pop Because I love Peramore is absolutely pop punk music 110% until their newest album They were yeah That is like that's like more like Pop I guess pop with someone I can actually sing.

But like other than that, like it's, that's all it was. And I love Param. I literally saw them on their riot tour. Like I was the only black guy there. It was the funniest experience. That was the only time for real action. I was only a black person in a huge venue. And I was like, holy shit.

I was there with my girlfriend at the time. Same. And I was like, do you notice something weird? And she was like, shut up. I was the only one. I was there in like Jordans and like fucking Levi jeans. with like a fucking hoodie on. And everybody else was in like a very typical black pants

with a lot of buckles. And they had combovers and they had like black garters on their heads. And I was like, oh shit. This is different. Yeah, but who else were they playing with? They were playing with, um, there was like, I wrestled a bear once. There was, uh, that's interesting because that's like, they're like a smaller group.

They're like a way smaller group. No, I know exactly where they are. They must have been the opening. They're like, what you would call like progressive math metal where it's all chaotic and shit. And then it was like...

I don't really... I don't really like them. Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like how the... I didn't hate them. I thought they were fine. It's kind of like how the interruptors kind of opened for a lot of the shows

that I went to. Like, it was usually like rising against a date to remember or like... Or a fucking... Oh my God, what's it? The descendants. Oh my God.

And then like, you'd have like... The interruptors up front. I'm like, I don't really know. I was just on Lincoln Parking concert. That's something I wish. I had the opportunity so many times. Yeah, that was the one I went to New York so much, bro. I dropped the ball.

I dropped the ball. You're saying. Because you don't think about these motherfuckers just dying and shit all. And you're like, oh, like, you think the Rolling Stones are like fucking two billion years old? And you're like, I'll see him sometime. The thing is that, like, Lincoln Park, they played in Brooklyn so often. Like, they were in Brooklyn like every other week. They were just in Brooklyn somewhere playing.

Every other week. And it was just like, oh, we could go to Lincoln. Park concert, oh, it's like a free entry. You got like a tweet or something like that. They're going to be there. And I was like, I like Lincoln Park. Well, let's go like, I don't know, let's go smoke or something. And now look, just never.

Yeah. I got, I don't regret any of the shows that I've ever been to. Even the ones that I don't, didn't really like that much. Just because it's like, yeah. It's finite time. Like that person, like, you never fucking know. I thought I would have so many opportunities. I really thought like today.

Like, not today as in I had this thought, but like, when I was young, I thought like, yeah, I'll see fucking Lincoln Park in 2020. You know, I thought that'd be possible. Why would it not be possible? The fucking Rolling Stones are still playing and all, you know, like all that shit where it's like, oh, well, whoops. I forgot about suicide. Only one of them killed themselves. Only one really big artists killed himself. And he's gone.

That's it. Yeah. The main guy that like, like the sound that can't be replicated. The most important one. Literally the one guy. It's like, oh, shit. What do we do now? What I've done?

That song made me, that song made me hateful. Because it was in everything for a while, bro. It wasn't a lot of things. And I was on the radio a lot. It was on the radio a lot. I've been meaning to do a tier list of, because of my music channel, of the best Leak Park albums and I think it's hard. I feel like there's a lot of bias because of just, oh, a lot of people say hybrid theory

or whatever it's the first one. I think in my, it's interchangeable between their second one, Meteora, and then that one, minutes to midnight, because that one is a mature album. There's even spooky swear words on it where they're just like, we're just going to do our, like, real shit. And it sounds way more mature. Like, I see if you go back and listen to it. I like meteor a lot.

I like meteor a lot. Hybrid theory is cool, but I like, Meteor. That was my favorite one. Yeah. I'm trying to remember what was on each of them. Man, it's, God, they got so many albums. From what I remember. Yeah, they have like, media like nine, right?

Nine, ten. Yeah, they have they have a lot of them and then some of them are just fucking duds, bro. It's crazy. Well, they, they did what, they did what, you know, because like, I don't, like, I understand. I hate, I hate it. I hate it. But I understand as an artist, you have to, you get bored, you know, making the same things you get bored, you have to change.

That's what happened with Falaw Boy. That's why I fell in love with Fall Out Boy, honestly, because they changed too much. No, but see, look, I agree with the whole boredom thing, but I feel like what you're supposed to do is don't fuck with your bread. This is my, this is my opinion. As an artist, this is what I would do. I'm bored. I start a side project. Like, say, for example, Corey Taylor, Slipknot, he's had fucking Stone Sour, his band, and he's had Slipknot for the longest time.

It's hard for him to get bored because he's like, okay, they'll take a lot. a breakflip slipnot. He'll start riding and touring with fucking stone sour. And then he's like, fuck, I'm going to do a solo project. And but he's not the main sound of slipnot. Like, it's always recognizable. This band is a recognizable. I know who this band is at Slipknot. It's never deviated too crazy. You know what I'm saying? And then like there's some bands that just go fucking way off the rails. And you're like, what happened? And you know it's their board. That's what happened with the, I think it was called a thousand sons. Leaking Parks in 2009 album or whatever. there's no distorted guitars in that album

and I remember hearing Mike Shinoda talk about it and he's a huge hipster he's like you know whenever you hear shit that everybody hates he's like I always fucking love it he's like one of those guys and so when they were making that album he was like loving this shit knowing that

people were gonna hate it and I'm like why would you do that Mike should know this I like him like people gave him people don't like him Mike Shinona Mike Shinoda is one of the most likable people I've ever seen. I like him a lot, dude.

I love watching interviews with him because he just, he looks like a child. He looks like a 10 year old boy still. Like he looks like he's just giddy and he's got like a like a smile on him that looks like he just came home from like first grade and got like an A on a test. Like there's something, there's something so innocent about Mike Shinoda's like general demeanor that I can't help it like him. But I don't know, man. Like, I think, um, you can, there's changing and then there's changing for changes sake. You know, I, I think a lot of artists, and this extends to, by the way, like, game developers and like pretty much a lot of, a lot of directors, they'll, like change or they'll get bored with what they were doing and they'll fuck with it to a degree that it's not really recognizable anymore.

Yeah, that's the problem. And that's kind of the problem. It's like, you're free to evolve. And if you want to do something super different. collaborate with somebody else or fucking do a side thing. You know, there's a numerous, there's innumerable ways that you can experiment with sound without. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece.

I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low... Listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 Bill. 1.20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-37. Wow, Dan Morgan, from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Basically, falsely advertising, because there are certain... Well, the thing is that it's... Likin Park albums that do not sound like Linkin Park albums. Right. Because there's times where people change and it works, you know? Like, think of it like this.

Like, Childish Gambino went from making all the music he made to awaken my love. And that is a complete... That was he made nothing like that before. He would sing on a few of his songs. We never like, he never took like a prince level of singing and like, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go all in with this.

And he didn't it work, you know? And I think like as, like, you gotta be willing, I think you have to be willing to change your sound. But I think it's a really hard middle ground to know what people want.

I, a lot of people want change. But a lot of people, all the people don't want change. But then you want to change. But then you want to change. change and if you make a music that you don't want to feel like making anymore, you're not going to put your heart into it.

Well, I would say though that when you bring up Charles Cambino, I feel like it's different for individual artists. That's true. That it is for a band. A lot more, a lot more. Like, I think an individual artist has a lot more room to fuck around and do weird. Like, like, Nikki Minaj making starships, you know, like, because it was like poppy at the time and then like, she's like a rapper, apparently.

No, she's not. She's not anymore. Don't say that. But that's a good point. But that wasn't weird. That was like, it was like, oh, okay, it's just like Nicki Minaj doing this. The thing is that it wasn't weird, but Nikki Minaj did it. She did the thing where she left behind the community she was a part of,

and she'll never get the proper recognition she deserves now. She went to that whole pop song. Nikki Minaj was one of the best female rappers ever. Like, actually, she was an unbelievably talented rapper. But she went to the whole, like, oh, I'm going to be this very attractive, sort of like eye grab her and doing pop music

instead of like continuing her craft as a rapper like oh I'm gonna focus on hip hop and doing this because this is my this is my craft and this is what I care about you could be in like popular songs you know like there's

there's been like a bunch of artists and like pop songs or like pop artists know but your home is hip hop you know that's where you lay your head that's your genre of music but Nikki Minaj completely jumps ship went on this way, and now people don't even consider her in a hip hop community anymore.

They're like, oh, whatever. And it's fun. It sucks. But maybe that's what she wanted, though. I don't know. It's not because now she gets no recognition. Like, no one invites her places. Everyone's just like, yeah, whatever.

Like, go make starships again, bitch. I guess she'll have to settle for the millions and millions of dollars. I mean, it's millions and millions of dollars. And it is measurable success. But there's immortality and creation, bro. Like MF Doom didn't get millions upon millions upon millions upon dollars. millions of dollars as an artist, but MF Doom's name will always be brought up in the channels of hip hop forever. I'm sure he would have liked a couple millions, you know, I think he would

like some millions too, though. I think he was fine. He was fine. He was fine going around rapping and living his art, you know, but like, obviously millions help. I guess what I'm saying is like, I understand, like, I guess that there's different, I don't know, because like I think of Paramore and they did that, that pop album a couple years ago that I thought was actually a really good album. I just didn't think it was like a, it's just not Paramore. Yeah, it just, it felt like Haley Williams. I think it was fine. I think it was fine.

I think it was fine. I really like that song Hard Times. I really like that song. Hard times a good song. Idol worship is good. I think a lot of that album is good. But it's not, like when I, when I see Paramore on a record, I don't think that that's what I'm going to hear. And I think that's kind of the issue with like bands versus an artist.

An artist, you're more interested in what they're going to do because that the person is the main element. It's the voice. It's like, okay. So this person could work with this. producer, that producer, whatever, and you're still going to be getting that voice. But when a band is in play, like, you're expecting

a certain amount of finesse from the bass player. You're expecting a certain signature from the drummer in some way. You're expecting like, like, Residence is very bass-heavy. So if they put out an album with no bass, it'd be like, what the fuck? Like, this is very bizarre. This is, like, really out of place.

That's kind of what I appreciate, I think that's why I appreciate them still to this day, because every album they put out is still, like, it is what I expect out of Rise Against without actually being the same exact exact exact thing over and over again. They've been consistent and they haven't like sold out or nothing.

It's the, it is what you see is what you get with it. And I appreciate that because Paramore is like as much as I like that album, it's like that's not a Paramore record. I want a I think they've been changing for a while. Like brand new eyes as a riot. Right. Riot was more like more like their self-titled. And then

Paramore was the album was a different album. That was a shade of a way. I was a shade of a pretty different album. Exactly that. I remember listening to it and I was like, oh, this is, I know some people left. And then it was like, oh, this is very

different, but it was extremely successful still. Ain't it fun? Ain't it fun? It's almost a church song, bro. You know? I mean, well, I mean, they have what they do have a fucking choir at the end of the song. Yeah, I know, but like that's the kind of song

you would sing at a church almost. It is. Melody wise. It is, but ain't it fun still sounds like, that sounds like, That sounds like to me I don't know That doesn't not sound like Paramore though

I think it still sounds like Haley I think it still sounds like Haley Williams What's that one song like Indy you or whatever I'm still into you Or whatever? That was a different Like that sounds To me it's different

But I also am like I can picture this Like you know the song That's what you get It reminds you of that song I was like that sounds like Paramour There's there's shared DNA Despite how different it is

But like with that that pop album There's not a lot of share DNA at all. No, no. And that's kind of what makes it. It's like the DNA has to be there. Right. I think it's like,

whatever. It's, I guess it's not that big of a deal. If you find success with it. I remember hearing crush crush, live. And then I heard still into you and I was just like, oh. Here's something that I'm looking at different songs.

Go watch like some live footage of Paramore, especially. They don't do misery business anymore, but no, they do. Oh, they did. They're starting to do it again. They started to do it again. Why?

Because people were getting pissed off or something. No, no, No, no, she was just, she, she was on state. I can't remember, I saw it on TikTok. It was like, they're doing mystery business live. And it's like a recent video of her on stage being like, hey, so he wrote this song a long time ago. And we retired it because there was a word in it. But it's just fucking music.

So we're going to play it. Oh, good. So she came to her as sense because I thought that was so stupid. I'm like, bro, you wrote this a long time ago. It's not like you wrote it right now or something? Yeah. Is that a whore, right? She said, once you're a whore, you're nothing more.

I'm sorry, that'll never change. There you go. And I'm like, oh, boo, who? Like, I get it. You know, bro, there's plenty of bands. Like, there's a band. There's a fucking, this is so stupid. There's a metal band called Job for a Cowboy where you can't, if you're not reading their

lyrics, you know what the fuck they're saying pretty much. And he didn't, he didn't like some of the lyrics that he wrote. So he changed them live. And then it was fine. Like, it was just like, he didn't have to, like, retire the shit or do it. You can literally just edit this little thing. If you, artist decision, you want to make the fucking audible and then just do it. If that's your decision, people are going to be upset.

But you now feel better about this. I'm like, you can just do that. You don't have to fucking throw away the whole goddamn song. I feel you though. I feel like, I don't know, like hip-up. Like, I wouldn't do, I wouldn't edit it at all personally. Like, I wouldn't touch it. Hip-hop.

Hip-hop is full of phrases. The radio edits that in hip-hop was so disappointing to me. There's so many radio edits of like Like they'll fucking just There'll be two versions Like go look at the clean and dirty versions And I'd be so grossed out hearing Clean versions of fucking songs

Like I remember Pitbull Pitbull has a song with Ying Yang Twins Where he says the N word Now Pipple's Cuban So I had no problem I had no problem I was like oh whatever I might be related to him

Through some wild means So it's like I'm fine with him saying that But when he performs that he does not say the end. He didn't see the N-Ward after a while. Like in the beginning, of course, to the N-Whorred, bro. It's in Cajon, who's going to press him? He's going to have them killed probably. But, you know, are you aware of the Panamanian rapper? They used to go by the name, nigger? That's fire. Like that. There's a pan-it. Guys, look this up. The Panamanian rapper, um, yeah, and it is literally his name was just nigger for a while. It was the great,

I have a clip on my phone right now of him just screaming that word. Because you know, a lot of people like to scream their names or say it as an intro or whatever and it's just like nika it's so good is he black the kettle whoa no he's panamanian as fuck but is he is he like is a dark skin one no i'm gonna put it up to the camera right now so you can see this gentleman damn i'm excited i'm excited is he at least like a fair skin got i like because you know you know you know how south america be it'd be all sorts of people down there so is he one of the German descent? He's...

Let me just... Okay, so it's totally blue, but let me... Oh. Let me get a better... That looks like that. The photo looks like he's saying it to you guys. And like, is this... That's a woman.

Derek? He's got some... He's got a little bit of color in him, but like not a lot. That looks like a woman. It's not a woman. Wait, that's the same person. That does not look like the other person in the other photo at all. What?

It's just because of the... the background and stuff. It's just, yeah, and it's all blurry and stuff, so you can't, like, it's just him with all passionate saying, nigger. And then, uh, it looks like Candace Owens. Something to care, oh, whoa, something to care, whoa, whoa. I don't know the lyrics. His name is just the N-word?

Well, it was. Until, you know. I forget. If I, okay, so let me see if I can put in on. It's the same thing in reverse. What? Aging, agon. Aging.

If you listen to me in the mirror, I still say it. Wait, there's another guy named. Oh, wait, no, I think this is. Oh, wait, it still says it. Cool. That looks ridiculous. It still says it. I thought he would have changed it.

That looks insane. That looks like a joke. That looks like idiocracy or something. Oh, my God. I love it. It's because that, that. word that word doesn't have any meaning in South America at all literally. That's that's true.

Oh, so he goes by um, flex now. Like once you go below America, if you, well, if you say in the Caribbean, people know in the Caribbean, because maybe speak English there.

But once you go to a place where English is not a dominant language, it means nothing at all. So he has like two different things. Now he has flex, but then also there's nigger. It's still up on Spotify, which is so fucking awesome. I just,

I feel like that censorship is, well, that's, I don't know. People in Brazil say, and they understand. I think if this is not a large black community in a place, it's not a big deal. I mean, there's a lot of Brazilian news, but there's a lot of black people in Central America, though. That's one thing I know for certain. There's a ton of them.

In 2011, I forgot which dating app it was. I saw this black chick and I'm like, oh, man, she's fire. And then her name, I forget her name. It was something like Spanish is fucking. I'm like, where the fuck is she from? She was from a Belize. and I was just like man you And she was like yeah there's a bunch of like

Just dark skinned and fucking just Like she's like that's like That is mainly what you're gonna find I'm like oh shit that's fire Well Belize is mostly black people for sure Like Belize I know Brazil Costa Rica has a bunch because it touches the Caribbean

So obviously it's gonna be a lot The Dominican Republic they're just pretty much black But they don't want to admit it Um Puerto Rico Cuba all of the all if it's just touching the Caribbean it's just a lot of black people there yeah that's the nature of the beast over in that part of the world lots of them people I appreciate them good looking people you know but they got a they got to admit it

you got admit it got admitted they got it just it's like Chris Chris has to admit it Chris has to admit it just admit it I bet what but Chris isn't but like a lot of them are that's you an island nigger just said it's admitted say I I Christopher um Raymond Maldonado. I don't know if it's actually Raymond or some shit. It's not. Is it Ramundo? Ramundo?

That's just Ray. It's just Ray. Who the fuck's really named Raimundo? Who the fuck's really named Ramundo? No one's really named Ramundo unless you're from Brazil. Other than that, your name is Raymond. No, that's not sure. I knew a Ramundo.

Yeah, where is he from? I don't know. This was in like Catholic school. Brazil, probably. No, no, no. Your name Ray. Now, is it like Spanish Ray, like king? or is it just like American Ray

like just regular Ray? It's just American Ray. Yeah, it's not R-I-E. That's, oh, okay, that's boring as fuck. Sorry. It's the way it's the way I've spelled it. What do you mean? I don't know.

I just, maybe you just change it to be like Raygun because I'd like, nah, man. Let's go. Fucking Raygun, yo. Anyway, so yeah, I, Christopher Ray Maldonado

am an island nigger. Look, you can open that camera. Look, man. I got no problem saying that, but I can't say more than one slur on the podcast a year, and you forgot to bleat me on the last one. Hey, man. The people, the people, I was like, what? I was like, I was being, see, I see, I did it, right?

I did it. I, I, I, I'm edited. And then all of a sudden, all these listeners, I was chatting with them on Discord. And they said, don't you fucking dare. They were like, don't you fucking, like, don't you, don't you censor this fucking podcast. And I was like, I, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And then I just like to you guys.

You dare. You dare embarrass me. guys and said that I forgot. You dare you believe me? Have you seen that video, Derek? I have seen it. I saw it. I saw it.

It's just like, I'm just like. You dare, humiliated me. I would have called the cops on him. I would have called the cops on that kid. At that point, you just give him hooks, man.

You just fucking start hooking the dude. No, he's a shooter, bro. He's a shooter. That kid's a shooter. So take him down before he shoots you. He looks like he would, no,

of your head down. Like he looks like he would he would side hook the top of you. Like he would punch you to the floor ground you on some tech and no fucking force. There's like no force punching down like that. No, but he's a big boy, man. He's a big boy there. He's a big boy at that age. He's maybe like 15.

He's that wide. I'm like, oh man. You dare. You dare he believe. Yeah, but you know he's like just he's dough though. He's like Plato. He's a big boy. But he's the man.

He's got no man strength. He got nothing. He's the kind of kid. He's the kind of kid that cats go missing when they walk by his house. Like he's that kind of kid. Like, wow, all the town animals, as soon as they venture over there, we never see him again. Because they're in his garage. You dear meowapod, you dear meowapod me.

Snashes a cat by its fucking tail whips it into the fucking kitchen. He grabs it by his tail and he whips its harder skin comes off. Jesus. Like a tad of his tail. towel. The cat is screaming, but it's running skinless. It just sounds like Tom. It just sounds like Tom running through the town.

Yeah. Let's get a fucking Mario. I forgot. I forgot that's part of the podcast. Oh, hey, what did you guys think of the, the, uh, the Mario trailer? I didn't really care that much. I knew it was going to be Chris Pratt. So, like, if I didn't know it was Chris Pratt and then I saw that, I'd be like,

what the fuck is happening? But I knew was Chris Pratt the whole time. And I was like, he's not going to change his voice that much, I'd assume. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say, whatever, a nine-year-old. wants to say. And she replies with a low,

listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, right. I think they missed a big opportunity. They should have, like, made him sound like a brother or something. Like, all right, I want you to do like a fucking Brooklyn black scent, dude.

Make him sound like fucking Rizzler or some shit. Rizzle? He does. It does Rizza It does sound Yo peace God What are we doing in London

What are we doing in Mushroom Kingdom My boy It does sound It does sound like he's doing a bit of a New York thing At the end of it Because it goes Mushroom Kingdom Here we come

And it's like Yeah right Right Everyone's complaining Mario doesn't sound like Mario only sounds like Mario only sounds like something When he's harmed

Mario doesn't like Talk No no He sounds like a fuck. He sounds disrespectful. Which is what everybody wants, though. Even Italians want that. I don't care.

I don't. He actually has an accent. Don't rep Mario, first and foremost. They don't be like, I'm a proud of town. You know, Mario. No, no, no, no, no. Joe just came back from Italy and they have a statue of him there. No, they don't.

They do. It's in the middle of the Coliseum. No, they don't. Why are you lying? Bro, put it this way. People are going to believe you. You're spreading. Put it this way.

Bro, there's a statue of Fonzie in Wisconsin, okay? That's crazy. The average IQ there is like 78. That's why I have that there. Like, what the fuck? Yeah, I mean, the quartering does live there, so. The fuck. He spreads misinformation out his window.

He goes outside his house and tells him what dumb thing. They're like, thank you, whatever you name, Derek, Jeff, whatever his fucking name is, and they walk off. How fucking dare you say Derek? What the fuck? Derek is not a Derek is not a Derek's a generic name I know disrespect hey that's very I mean

No disrespect Any okay alright fine fair enough Fair enough But I'm just saying Why wouldn't the why wouldn't the Italians rep Mario Because Mario's so barely a Milwaukee people He is Italian

But like Mario so barely Italian Bro Mario Fonzi is some Jewish greaser That is like The furthest No he's literally author Fonzarelli He's a fucking Jewish. He's very Jewish in the show Happy Days.

You know what's crazy? Funny story. You're not going to believe me because you're going to think it's crazy. You know the black guy from Happy Days? The one that was in the show with Fonsie, I forgot his name. I think his name is some, he's my grandma's cousin. He's a black guy in Happy Days? Yeah.

He's no other students. He's the only black guy there. He's the student. I don't even remember. He's my grandma's cousin. Like first cousin, they were close with each other. Oh, shit. And everyone is like, tell people that.

And they're like, why? you lying about this super unique thing? And I'm like, I'm not lying. He's my grandma's cousin. That's not funny. That's not funny enough to lie about. Exactly that. Like, there's pictures of them together.

Like, my grandmother knows him. And they're like, why are you lying? And I'm like, I'm not lying, guys. I don't even remember this guy. He is the tall blackout afro. Yeah. That's my girlfriend's cousin. He's a st.

Tomian, like, my grandma and everybody's like, I just don't remember there are black people in that show at all. Yeah, I don't remember that show. There's only one black guy. There's only one black person. He has a girlfriend that shows up later on sometimes, but they show her off the stage. They shipped him into Milwaukee. Yeah, yeah.

They imported him like a fucking sausage. I don't think, I don't think, I never really saw much of Happy Days because it was just one of those shows that I just like, this is. I watched it a lot because my cousin was in it. That's why I saw it a lot. I didn't watch it. It just, there was a certain, I don't know,

there are certain sitcoms that have like an air about them that feel like this feels a lot older than it is. For whatever reason. Cheers was one of those. Taxis.

Three's company. And happy days. Those, all those shows, for whatever reason when I was watching them felt like they came out in the fucking 50s.

I understood that, I understand now that's not true. But when I was a young kid, I was like, how old is this fucking show? Those shows, Those shows are absolutely not for our generation. Like, when we were watching them, the age we were, we could not grasp those shows.

Like, when I was watching, when I was watching freaking what you call it, cheers and all that shit, my brain was so soft and malleable that I was just like, I just see people on the screen. Yeah, I was like, I don't know what a bar is even. Like hey what's going on teach and he punches the thing and it starts working some shit I kind of understood like I do I will say though I did I was stupid and did think that since they took place in the 50s I thought it was being shot in the 50s and not obviously in the fucking 70s when it came out so that was me being a dumb ass kid but I was just yeah whatever I did think at the time though Fonz because I was I was dumb kid I thought Fonzie was pretty cool because that was pretty cool he is they made

I mean, as an adult, like, he's not cool. Fonji walks up to a woman tells her they're dating and they're dating. He's just like, that's fire. Nigger. You go like that. He's like that a nigger. And then you would hit the fucking jukebox. And then he would start playing hip hop.

It would start playing fucking I'mello Cool Jane shit. He wouldn't say to anywhere. He would do that. He would start playing some Chuck Berry after he hit. He's like, A, nigger. That's fire, though. If he could make every jukebox play Chuck Barry, he can say to anyway. Then you're allowed.

You're allowed to sing whatever. you want at that moment. They're like, oh, man, we're at the function of the cookout and the, oh, the radio's not working. Look, I'm going to call my friend Fondi, but all he asks is that he can say the N word after he fixes it. Richie goes to his like, Daddy. Richie says the N word a lot, you know?

And he's like, well, you know, he's just, he's Jewish. You know, they're the same based on Kanye. Black people and Jewish people are we going to talk about that for a little bit? He said that. He said that. I guess. We got to get the questions soon, but yeah, go ahead. But, okay, so apparently, so look, this is the, this is the thing, right?

This is the religious group. And I'm going to say something that's going to be a little bit of a hot take, all right? Now, when it comes to the daily mathematics, I agree with that. Oh, my God, here we go. Simply in the sense. The daily mathematics is the idea is like, what's today's mathematics? Today's mathematics to build, destroy. What are you talking about?

It's a religious thing from like a 5% group that they believe that there are the descendants. of Israelites that grew into black people. So they're like, that became what are now black people. So some people believe that black people are of Israelite descent, making them Jewish, which I don't agree with that at all. I think that's just ridiculousness. But I think the lessons from the daily mathematics or social, like, it's called spiritual mathematics.

So like that I agree with that message. where it's like I agree that you should only have people that are helping you prospering your life and you should seek out and uproot things that are negative in your life. That is all it teaches you. At least that part. And I agree with that. But they're weird. The five percenters are weird, bro.

That's just normal though. Yeah, that's not even like religion. Every type of entity that exists. That's just a fucking fortune cookie. Yeah. That's why I agree with that. I like that shit. It's good.

Yeah. But it's black folk telling me. It would be like the same thing as fucking being like, well, I like, I like some of the, some of the stuff that Scientologists say. What? Oh, really like what? Like the alien part? Well, I'm just saying like, no, I'm saying it's like the same argument, like taking that little piece of something and then being like, I'm like, well, you don't need any type of, you can just be secular and then just preach. I refuse.

I refuse. And I'm like, why do people always have to flock to something? No, bro. I flock to religion always, bro. Default always. Something bad happens, God, I need help every time, bro. Yeah. So Kanye being a Christian, but also saying that he can trash Jewish people because he's black people who are Jewish is awesome.

I love that. That's so funny. That's like a, he's like a 4chan troll. He's not even like a real person. Kanye West is like someone with like BPD that really needs help. But that's all he is. This is really sad. I will say props to him for being able to.

market like the Maga movement right like he just selling his brand to that now and it's been a pretty smart move maybe he realized everybody else already bought it all of his shit everybody already has the Yeezys and all this stuff is all right I got to reach a new demographic

and then he started saying all this dumb shit and hanging out with Candace Owens and then the regular the new fucking Yeezas line where he's doing that what was it the White Lives Matter shirts that shit hurt me so bad that shit made me tear up I saw that and I saw that and I I saw that and I didn't leave my roof a little bit. I turned off the lights and I went inside the closet and cried.

I saw that shit and I'm just like, this guy's a fucking like, I know he's nuts, right? He has issues, but this is a calculated move. Because Candice Oden is the same. These are strategic. And then they know these mega heads are going to buy up all this shit.

Of course. And I'm just like, damn, bro. These fucking black hunting cops are going to be like, yeah, we do matter. Why not talk about the plight of the white man? And it's like, yes, you have struggles.

But we're not talking about it right now. Why not? Books are usually about me. Everything should be about me. Everything should be about me. Who made history? Not you, I mean, people? People.

People. People. Somebody gets real close at his face. What? My what? Us what? People. I don't know, man

I don't know what's going on with Kanye West I never really followed him Ever He's just he's just He comes out whenever he needs to do something important Whenever he's about the sale son He says something ridiculous And it's like yay

You are breaking my heart Please shut the fuck up It sucks It sucks man Like like because you know those talking points And my whole My whole thing that I've tried to say Like say on my main channel

Is when it comes to white supremacist talking points like you can take this shit seriously obviously but you want to mock it out of existence mainly because when these people think all this shit's cool and stuff that's when they flock to it if they think that shit's whack and corny it's bullshit people don't want to be a part of stuff so when you fucking mock like things like uh what was it like there was this whole it's okay to be white thing that people are freaking out about i was like how about mocking it instead to where these people don't feel like they want to be a part of it you know because that's like the thing that usually gets people away from shit

Like I always say, a lot of people say, would you rather get beaten up in public or would you rather shit your pants? And most people would rather get beaten up for a reason. Because getting beaten up is not embarrassing, not really. A lot of people will feel bad for you. Shitting your pants is universally funny. And people will mock you just for all eternity. All the cameras we pointed at you. Oh, remember when so-and-so shit his pants?

Like, fuck, I've been beaten up and jumped and people aren't mocking me. mock me about that shit and I had audiences I had spectators watch me take on three people and they was like damn that's just fucked up but if I would have shit my pants everybody would be like here's a thing if you're a thing about that if you shit your pants uh-huh to the point where everyone everyone around you in a public setting knows that that's a bad bro that is a bad situation that's the brown river right there is like how like what what did you do to do yourself. It's a lot of shit that you let that happen. You're like a baby with

this shit streak up its back going up your back. Could you imagine being around someone that shit up your back and you see some of it shoot up out there back a little bit? You see it shoot up and down their hat. Like it's like a rubber band almost. It's like

bro go to the back get, we got to get you out of here. Bro, what did you eat? Dude, I don't think that's healthy. I think I saw organs. Yo, you shout out your organs, dude. Yo, I've been so scared of shitting myself in public that I've been holding it in for five weeks.

And this is what happened. This is the result. The cruel irony, I've built my own fate. That's like the dumbest thing you can try to do. He made his own news. He made his own news. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. I'm scared to shit myself in public,

so I'm going to hold it for five weeks. Oh, my God. Just they're baking it. Like, oh, he really. I really gotta go. It's stewing. God help him. All right, let's go to questions.

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All right, all right. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. What do we even do at this point? Cremlin to Gremlin. Rodney says, hello, sentient sex dolls. If you could pick a game to play with another game's soundtrack, what would you choose? I think it would be hilarious to play Doom Eternal with the Undertale soundtrack, or Detroit Become Human with the Cyberpoint 2077 soundtrack. Great work. I brought this up only because I want to bring up the fact that you can just do this. It's true.

You can just put the music down and just you could lower the music settings in the game and then just play whatever soundtrack you want off of Spotify. Oh, right. Yeah, without modding. This is a very possible thing to do. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much.

just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a man. partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And I've done it like a million times. Like, I've definitely listened to like, I definitely listen to the ODST soundtrack during games that have no business with that soundtrack at all.

You know? you can do, but this is not like a hypothetical. You can do this, Kremlin. So now that you have the tools, be free. I've definitely played Smash Bros. To like, I've played Smash Bros.

to like fucking Red Dead soundtrack before. Like, I've definitely done that and been like, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is really majestic, but we're beating a dog shit out of each other. Sometimes I put like Marvel versus Capcom music on, just in general when I'm doing stuff.

Just like, specifically two. Like, I just, I love that soundtrack and everything about that game. but also because it's a fucking masterpiece. But I don't know, man. Like, I don't think of a specific one. I just think of, like, I do this all the time.

Like, I mix and match. I listen to music when I'm doing most things. Like, my Spotify is constantly going to the point where it is comical how much value I have extracted out of Spotify that probably, like, and I know a lot of people are like, ah, Spotify is a rip-off. I wouldn't pay for that. Absolutely crazy. For me, like, that shit has paid for itself like 100 times over to me.

It's not a rip-off. Spotify is one of the few things for real that I actually am happy I pay for all the time. Yeah, yeah. Like, as a consumer, it's like buying one record a month and you can listen to dozens a month. How the fuck is that not worth it? Yeah, no, that's, like one album, I've heard. Then you can save your music on a go and go outside and I even use data to listen to your music. Like Spotify is a blessing.

I love it. I love it. What if you heard that, as a consumer, what is the negative thing as a consumer? Well, I think it's, I think it's more the idea of like, it's the same people who are like, you have an iPhone where it's like, it's like, why don't you just download your music or like, or why don't you just like fucking pirate it? And it's like, well, well, because I feel better giving something. Like, I'm at least like, let's say like I, yeah, I make peanuts off of my music on Spotify. But people listening to it, I do get a little bit of something though. Yeah, exactly. There's, there's two things that I pay for that I would never cancel. I've canceled everything else, but I'll, I'll never cancel these. I've canceled my Hulu. I've canceled my Netflix.

I've canceled my Disney Plus. I've canceled fucking HBO Max. I go back to some of them sometimes. Like I still have Netflix. I don't have Hulu. But I will never cancel my Spotify. And I will never cancel my YouTube premium. I know that sounds weird.

But watching YouTube on, like, I watch so much YouTube on my TV, like on my console. Just when I'm like in my living room, like cooking or whatever. And like just like putting. stuff on in the background. So you can't do ad block, right? No, so you can't do ad block. And to me, it's like, I go and I kind of forgot that I was doing that for a while. And I was like, oh, yeah, I forgot I paid for YouTube premium or whatever.

And then I was thinking like, oh, should I keep doing this? It's like, what am I getting out of this? And then I go to friends houses and they're like, let me play you something on the TV. And then they put on a YouTube video and there are ads. And I'm like, oh my God. I for fucking got this was possible. No way in hell. The ads are worse now, too.

Yeah, it's so bad. there used to be like towards the last quarter there would be unskippable ads now it's all around all year it's unskippable ads you they they'll play unskippable ones that where it used to be like default you had to select um unskivable to if you wanted to actually put that on your fucking channel which they would recommend you not to do because they said you might lose fucking people from you forcing them to watch it that you can't skip so now it's just default where i would because I don't have, I'm not paying for premium right now. And it is, it is a

fucking nightmare. It is because I watch a lot of, I like watching a lot of podcast of the video on my phone and goddamn, people put 2,000 ads on there and I forget about that. And I'm just like, go ahead and make your bread, but I'm like, fuck, man. And

the only thing I have a problem with is I feel like it's just, it just pisses me off how much it costs. It's where, like, say, so it depends on what you buy it on, Say, for example, if you buy it on fucking, if you buy it on Apple or on your iPhone, it costs like 15 bucks or something. That's not outrageous. I'm not bad.

Now, if you buy it on, say, for example, go on YouTube and buy it there. It'll be a little bit cheaper. I think it's like $12, $13 or some shit. It's crazy that it even differentiates that much. Or you can do some shady shit, right? Get a VPN and then buy it in another country. You can do that. But you have to make sure when the cycle comes around, you make sure your VPN's still in that country so it can charge.

You can do that. But to me, I'm too lazy to do that shit, right? You can go to India and it'll be like three bucks or something like that. But anyway, what's weird for me is like, I understand like, you know, because some people, I don't, ads don't bother me enough. Like, I was like, whatever. I also have ad block on everything I use. Like, if I'm using my phone, I'm like, whatever, I watch an ad.

I watch an ad, whatever. It's like, wait, wait, you have ad block on everything you use? Oh, my plate, my computer and my laptop. Right. Not like my freaking, what you go? Like that on my phone. Yeah, just your, yeah. I'm like, whatever.

Like, I'll just, I'll just watch it. You'll just suffer through it. My thing is, it's, it's, I do, I watch long videos and that shit, like, like I say, I always say, get your bread, but God damn. Yeah, like, I was watching, I mean, I get it. I get it. But, like, that's the thing that's like, that's why I'm like, I'll pay. I'll do it.

Because that money, that money also goes back, by the way, to, uh, creators as well. But like, the thing, you're right, you're right. The thing, um, because I was watching internet historians video, like his, uh, he did a video about, um, this guy who got stuck in a cave for like you just watched that the other day yeah yeah yeah but like watching that's what i was watching i was out of youtube premium with all the ads is crazy and i was that's what i was watching i was at a friend's house watching and i was like oh my god you guys you guys don't understand the world you're leaving behind by continuing to live in this slovenly place i don't bother me enough like if i come i'm like okay i guess bro i think it you have to you have to

you have to be on the other side of it where when i had it because i once got a deal that made this is how they get you though and this is the only time it actually worked It's free for a month. I got three free months. Three free months. And then when it ran out, like, I fucking, my eyes were bleeding. We're just listening to a podcast and there's ad like every like five, ten minutes. And I'm like, what the fuck is happening?

So I had to jump back on it. And I was like, this makes a difference. I just don't like that. I have Disney Plus for $8 and it has fucking everything on it. Oh my God. I have the Simpson Spider-Man fucking I have X-Men. I have every, I'm watching all the fucking live action X-Men movies right now because I'm just bored. And I'm like, all right, bro

You can do better YouTube There's some people that are grandfathered in I'm not grandfathered in right now Like my friend, he pays eight bucks for it Because he got it when it first came out But when I re-signed up for it They already bumped the fucking price up Because he got it when it was YouTube red

And now YouTube boom Yeah, yeah, yeah so he's grandfathered in Lucky bitch, not me though So I'm like fuck, what are you going to do Anyway Yeah Let's move on, let's move on But blah blah blah

What? Obie Won't Chablomee wrote in. He goes, hey, boys, do you think if this generation had to go to war, would we see a substantial decrease in FPS games? Because the majority of people, the majority of the play race in the aftermath, we couldn't play the game without freaking out. No way, man. 110%.

No way. 2,000% I agree with it. Well, like, if there was a draft and shit? 110%. We see a drop in video games creation, too. You would see a drop in a bunch of shit. Because it would be people here. No, but I have to, I think I have to agree, man.

Because I, because people, that's like the worst part of war that everyone keeps talking about. Like, living with it, right? They do it. And then afterwards, and they just have all that crazy PTSD. And then all these people off themselves afterwards. I didn't, I think there's a lot of people that would probably have a hard time fucking playing these games. At least the modern ones, but in particular. Like, my, Mike, I have a few.

Well, I have one cousin. and let me like two or three cousins that have been in the military. Only one of them seen active duty and he didn't make it back. But I'm pretty sure all of them are just like, like my grandpa didn't like war games at all. He was like, this is, this is horrible. He's like, oh, this is war. Kingsen, I'm going to be real with you.

There's no way your grandfather. He didn't like war games. I don't think your grandfather, did your grandfather play video games? He didn't play him, but he just didn't like the idea of war games. Yeah, but that's, I don't know. I don't think he could have to want. He didn't play video game. He didn't play video game.

didn't play video games obviously he wasn't really he died when i was like maybe like nine or ten so he didn't i maybe played like one call a duty game maybe then even if that but he didn't like he didn't like he'd even like he'd even like toy guns and shit like he was like i think that shit is all just so gross but that's because it's just a this is a different experience though because he was there when like it would rain for seven months and then when it stopped raining people would come out the jungle trees and shoot at you. So like... The reason why I don't think that would be the case is because I have a lot of...

There's a lot of people in my family that have been in the military. A lot of them. Like, it's a very, very, like, my dad was in the military. My cousins were in the military. Like, I have a lot of people in my family who have been in the military. And they all play video games with the exception of my dad who doesn't play them because he's old. And he just never got into it. And they play, like, they would play fucking call duty on base.

You know what I mean? Like it wasn't like... But they're not... They're not in... There's proxy wars that are just really just blowing brown people up. I understand. I understand. I'm assuming it's like an actual like war

where we had to be drafted or some shit. That's what I'm assuming. I mean, if we all had to be drafted... Because otherwise it would just... Because otherwise it would just be... Not to discredit their service. Because they're still serving nonetheless. No, sure.

But what I assume is... If you're in the trenches, I think it's a different mentality than this of being like in the mental. Right, right. No, no, no, I mean people like in combat, active combat, and like, we're like disarming IEDs and shit. Like, it's not like, oh, they were like in the National Guard and they were just sort of

chilling at a base doing paperwork. These are people who like have seen it, but they're like, hey, man, call duty's fun. You know, because they know how much not like war it is. And I think that's kind of the thing where it's like there's a difference between hearing like an explosive like next to you like in real life and being like, What the fuck is on like the 4th of July or something? And then that like triggering something and participating in an obviously simulated thing that is just not even remotely close to the sensations that you're experiencing when you're in active combat. I think it varies.

I think VR might be. I think VR might be fucky. Like I don't know if any of them have tried VR, but VR might be fucked. But also I would say that modern FPSs aren't really realistic anymore. Like the people who are playing like big FPS titles now, outside of Call of Duty, which has maintained that kind of realism thing, Apex Legends is barely, like, that's not really... There's not a science fiction added to a lot of them.

It's a lot of bullshit. I feel like, but I also feel like you're still comparing to it. Because, like, the question wouldn't really make any sense of nothing changed. The people that saw active duty and the people that you're referring to in your family, this stuff has already happened or it's been ongoing. So what would this question, what would this guy's question mean? Like if it's like, because these people are obviously They were going to Afghanistan and whatnot

And they were doing the stuff over there Which has just been happening This has been a thing So his question would be like If he's referring to that stuff It would be like, what are you talking about bro? This stuff has already happened These people have already been in war situation

So why would you even ask this question So I'm assuming he means like some type Of large scale war Something like a Vietnam Or like a World War I or two or something Where you know people come back And there's us large things of fucking PTSD and people killing themselves afterwards and stuff because of the stuff they had to go through.

I'm assuming he's talking about some big event. Yeah, I maybe. If I assume it wouldn't be if like, let's say like this, right, let's take this controlled idea. There's no reason how so many people come back from war and a firecracker going off sets them off. There's a reason why that's common. There's a reason why that is a very common thing because, you know, your brain, your brain plays tricks on you all the time. and the amount of people that we see on the world that are so full of problems already,

you think they're going to go to war, serve, come back and then be fine with all the stuff they see. Like people can't answer phones. You know, like how the fuck they're going to go experience, I don't know,

like literally the Grim Reaper's playground and then come back and want to play a game about the same thing. And also think about this. No, but are we talking about like, a World War II soldier comes back home to play fucking Call of Duty World War II because I don't think that's what the question is It's more as the idea that if there was a huge war in modern times

We went right The vast majority people went and fought it And it came back Would there be as many shooting games on the market And I think probably not I think there absolutely would be I think they just don't think so I think there absolutely would be

Like it was it's just like When you think about say something like Vietnam Where more people killed them after that actually die in the war. Yeah. You think that like around that time, do you think if there were shooting video games, if that was,

if they existed, do you think that would be a large, there weren't even a lot of non-movies at that time. Non-movies came later on, really. That's not true at all. They filmed, they filmed movies during Vietnam, about Vietnam.

Yeah, but they were also a lot of, the non-movie boom came in the 80s, bro. Yeah, that was after. That wasn't even that long after. But it was still after, though. That's quite a wild. No, but those people, would still watch, my dad watches those movies.

Oh yeah, I understand. Yeah, but I get it. But I feel like you're... What I'm just saying, based on my experience and based on the experience... Do you think all the people that... The anecdotal, but do you think all the people that killed themselves watch all those fucking movies? Which is a lot of fucking dead. I don't think they would be playing video games anyway.

They killed themselves over years, man. It's not like it just like right after the fucking war. A mass suicide? You're misunderstanding. That's crazy. You're misunderstanding. The point is, I don't think this has anything to do with anything. because the majority of people who play video games are probably...

The entire population of the U.S. is not going to be drafted into a war. No, of course. The overwhelming majority of people who are even in the military won't see combat. It would not affect the output of entertainment. And only so much as, like, there would maybe be games that wouldn't be possible. Like, you couldn't make an FPS about this thing until a certain amount of time has passed or something.

where like that's what actually exactly what happened with six days in Fallujah in 2009. They wanted to make a game about something that happened, I think, in 2006. It was pitched in 2009. They started showing it. And then Fox News flipped the shit about it where it's like, you can't make a game about a real world conflict that actually just happened. There's still people affected by this. But it's like, no, it was like an educational game about the situation by the survivors of that conflict. And they didn't let them do it.

And then it was revived recently. And then the opposite people flipped down. I know it was the left, like, left-leaning people who were flipping out. I can't remember why. I did a whole video on it. You can check it out. But I don't think just because there would be combat and boots on the ground warfare. And even if, like, a lot of people were drafted, I don't think you would see a large percentage of, like, a decrease in the output of that kind of media.

Because the fact will always be that the overwhelming majority of people will still not be affected by that. Yeah. And there's a lot of money to be made. They will not. But it's just like, say, 9-11 happened. and motherfuckers have to take the fucking twin towers out of media because of the insensitivity. You don't think the same shit would happen?

You don't think that like Project Gotham racing. They're like, oh, fuck, we got to take the fucking towers out because of what just happened. You don't think they're going to fucking slow the fuck down on shit because this crazy shit just happened? No, because... It's not just... No, it's not just well-trained.

Because the Twin Towers isn't... Because the Twin Towers isn't a genre, Derek. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on. the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say, and she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi,

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. The Twin Towers is a... The Trojanus is a symbol. You got so many You got so many FPSs literally during Iraq.

Right. But like I say, Iraq, and what I was going to say, is just fucking really trained high caliber fucking soldiers bombing and killing brown people who are not on the same level as them. The insurgents are not a fucking well

fucking trained army, right? Well, we're talking about a real fucking war with well-trained soldiers that have fucking, maybe even possibly better technology. And I'm saying like, and you're thinking about something being way more

devastating and catastrophic. Like my... Then us not paying attention to what's actually happening over in the fucking Middle East because that's what the average American doesn't know what the fuck is happening. They're gonna give a shit.

I agree with you both. I just think it would be, look, I understand what you're saying, but I feel like it's just we can't fathom that real scenario happening because it has not happened. But there's no point in answering the question

if we can't fathom it. Well, I think I can fathom it. I feel like, I feel like I think I could, if we were living through a giant war like that, I feel like things would slow down quite a bit if it was that devastating. Like say in Ukraine, for example, where they're having some type of war that is way more devastating than just fighting insurgents and shit, few buildings being bombed here and there were just, all bunch of cities are being fucking leveled, where I feel like them returning the normalcy is going to take a long goddamn time.

Wait, are we talking about literally like, like combat in America, like cities exploding? What is he talking about? Like, you can't be talking about the process. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, guys, guys. I think we've gotten way too specific on the conversation for, now I just, I just assume simply, I might, this is simply the idea of like this. Yeah, what do you think? We're talking about like there's a large war, right?

There's a large global war. Where? Like, not even what the question says. Yeah, but there's a big, there's another big war that happens. Something is similar caliber to World War I or two is what I'm assuming. Right. Something similar caliber of that way. It could be fought anywhere, I guess, for the most part.

If that happened, I'd assume that maybe there would be a few less shooting games coming out simply because of the fact that it might be a little strange for some people to, you know, live through, live, go make games about things that, something of that severity just happening for a little bit. Obviously in time, everything heals. I guess I was saying in the region that was affected. Okay, that's what you're saying. Okay, that's your thing. Because, like, say, for example, like, you know, how Germany was completely fucking destroyed. Twice. You know what I'm saying?

Like, you say, like, and shit like that. Like, probably in that region, they wouldn't be focused on FPSs or even fucking, the games are being developed somewhere else. But they're not shipping the games in there because what the fuck? You know, like, let's, we, we, we are. Like, so I'm picturing it from a level of, I guess from a perspective that the United States is the one that's being, what's flashing in my head is like fucking seeing the White House being destroyed in one way or two. That's insane. Because then the question means. Society would collapse at the seams if that happened.

So here's the whole thing. So, yeah, there would be less video games. Right. I mean. Right. So if he's not talking about. If he's just talking about what's happening right now, what is even the point of the fucking question. No, because I just, he literally.

really says if this generation had to go to war. There's no, there's no, there's no, like, if this generation was invade, if, if the U.S. was invaded by fucking North Korea, it's just, I did, the idea of, like, something like Vietnam happening. So, like, if we just were here sitting pretty and we shipped people over somewhere else to go to war. Like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, what's the implication of like Afghanistan.

Like, well, I mean, just like a war. Like, what just concluded a little while ago, like, we're just being over there and fighting. So I'm just like, what has changed? What is different? You know, I would, I would imagine that his question meant something more significant to be asked at all. I mean, I'm taking, I'm taking his question as is, you know, which is like, in, in base, I think if there was a draft that people were taken, and I still think if there was a draft, and people were taken to where there would be, maybe, maybe, and I can be wrong. Go ahead, go ahead.

I can be wrong. I guess, yeah, no, we could, like, we don't, because we don't know, only he knows the real fucking what exactly what he means. But even in a Vietnam scenario and stuff like that. that when people started watching it, like the media, when people started actually watching the war and the protests that fucking broke out and everything like that, I still think within the media would there would be a sentiment to be like if call a duty 20,000 came out and people would be like, bro, is this a good time to release this right now? I feel like there would be some sentiments of that. I feel like if it could not be. I feel like if it was a call of duty game about Vietnam,

you'd have a point. But I don't think that just the very nature of something being an FPS, makes it comparable inherently to the aspect of war. And I can agree to that too. I can agree to that too. I agree with that sentiment, but I'm not thinking about myself. That's the whole thing. I'm not thinking about myself either.

I'm thinking about a company. I'm thinking about a company who is like, hmm, do we want to not make a billion dollars this year? Fuck no. If something was going on and there was any hint that... So what? Sorry, sorry. No, I was, I'm simply saying I don't think.

think Activision would be like, I guess we'll just cancel this year's call of duty on a account of, on account of there's guns in it and there's a war happening. I don't think that would, I don't think that would be a thing that they would do. So, especially during, especially if we were involved during wartime because we need as much money as we can fucking get. So like, they actually need a strong economy in some ways and video games strengthen. Yeah, that's, that's a dumb argument. No, I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious. Like, the video game industry is actually, the economy typically immune during. No, I'm saying the video game industry is typically one of the more resilient aspects of our economy, even during wartime.

And during like times of economic downturn. Right. I just feel like, okay, so I guess the only thing I feel like, which I just don't, the only reason I think that his question would probably be something more significant because there is obviously no effect when there was the Iraq and Afghanistan. The wars in the Middle East that happened, even that like there, it didn't, it was large. I guess I'm talking over there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it's over there largely out of side out of mind. People didn't start thinking about the Vietnam War until it started being televised.

Right. They weren't thinking about it. So I feel like the same thing. Things wouldn't largely change. So I assumed he meant something that we were more involved in. I just assumed that. Maybe he didn't. Maybe he didn't.

Because if it was something like a war were just our soldiers and there was no fucking draft and people just kind of went over there and they just did their thing, then largely things wouldn't change. I would agree with that. But if it was more significant, I felt like that's kind of like, what he meant, but maybe he didn't. Maybe he didn't. We're just, and I'm fucking, I'm just, I don't know. I don't know. I, I, I think, uh, because I think the obvious answer, if, if what he meant

was something more serious where like, oh yeah, the White House exploded, the obvious answer to that would be, yeah, you wouldn't see a lot of video games because there would be no more government. Maybe there's something is crazy as the White House. Maybe not something is, it would just be, wild. It would just be a different play through. It'd be like, oh, no turning back. You can't go back from this moment. Like, do you want to proceed? They attack like, you know, Floridians and Rob DeSantis or something like that. Yeah, yeah.

And like, it's happening over there. And then like a lot of people fucking on the West Coast are like, cool. I'm going to go get Call of Duty three, you know, like, I can't model warfare three. I'm going to go get Call of Duty. Miami's burning because I think it's funny. Like, can I be, can I be the enemy? Can I fight the Floridians? That would be awesome.

Can I be a crocodile? Can I fucking be a gator? Can I personally be a crocodile that? You'd be team death match and you're a bunch of gators and fucking spiders and shit. Versus Floridians, but the Floridians always go near the water. Like it's a perk, they have to go near the water. You know, no, that shit would be dope. You know you'd play that shit.

Everybody would play that. Circumstantial. Yeah, yeah. Let's get to some of these that we. answered in the episode that we lost yesterday. We'll just run through them pretty quick. Jeff Sears, I think, wrote and he says, this question is mostly for Chris. If you found, you find out Sweeney or Derek have been hiding the fact that they are imagined

dragons fans from you. What do you do, Chris? Would it be as painful as a breakup? And my answer yesterday is the same one. Yes. No. Here's the thing. I don't give a shit.

what anybody listen if you like listening to it God bless you I just don't want to hear it all the time that's all I ask in the same way that I'm friends with a lot of people with like different religious

I have friends who are Mormon right and we talk and it's wonderful but they never like try to be like hey you should be a Mormon why aren't you Mormon bro why aren't you Mormon bro

like that's not something that happens and so that's fine like it's not a huge deal just don't make me listen to it and I won't hurt you The fact that religion and imagine dragons are both as repulsive to you is insane to me. Honestly, I like that a lot. Honestly, I'm not even going to lie to you.

I think religion is far less. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a night. year old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there. Listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's. It's your happy place. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. Awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Or far less offensive to me than Imagine Dragons. That's so fucking funny to me. That's awesome. Because religion at least gives people a reason to hold on, you know. it might be like some weird justification for a lot of bigotry but that bigotry would be there without it anyway you know like they would just find some other bullshit it's like that's why racism is real despite there being no real fucking justification for it's like ah well if everybody was if everybody was the same color we'd be like ah your teeth are fucking weird

or your fucking eyes are the wrong color your fucking eyebrows twirl in a weird way i mean think about the damn civil war man just fucking right exactly you think it's just killing each other or any civil war really for the matter of fact yeah literally there were people who the Irish weren't were not considered white that's so awesome they are they are the white they are the white

no no I think I consider the whitest are like Swedish people like Norwegians are white humans I think Irish are whiter because like there's actually a little bit of sun in Scandinavia that's true I I don't think there's a single tan person I was born in Scandinavia ever I would never believe that I disagree.

I've been, I've been, you've seen tan ones that don't go tanning particularly. I went in the summer and I got fucking hot actually. But did,

like it was a hot fucking, I understand that. Look, I'm telling you, they were all out there tanning in the sun. Dude, the fucking sun doesn't show up

in Ireland. Like, their fucking porcelin. They're porcelain over there in the north. Right. That's crazy. Because Swedish girls of all,

like every Swedish person I know, is wider than than snow that's because they're internet people though yeah no no no i know i know i know i know non i know like a few non-swedish internet people not dude a few not many though not many for me to be like i know many non-sweetish

like the north english the north english the scots the irish they fucking they're a lot i mean just a lot i know a lot of porcelain skin like they're so white because they just literally the sun is there probably 20, 15% of the year. That's so terrible. It's fucking awful. They talk about the summer and they're like,

oh my God, I can't believe there's a, like literally a little circle that is just let the gray shine through. And then the whole community comes and handles in that one little fucking second. Warm vitamin B. We need it.

We need it. What the fuck was the question? I don't know. doesn't matter. This is the imagine dragons ones. Yeah, no, yeah, we just got, we got through it. A Waking up. An overly apologetic Midwestern wrote, and he says,

you guys bring up fighting games a fair amount. While I only have experience with platform fighters, mostly just smash, my question is, do you find yourself picking characters with similar play styles, zoners, grapplers, rush down, combo, et cetera? Or do you guys vary your characters from game to game or even series to series? I mostly like rush down characters in smash,

rush down characters, and in smash sword characters. Oh, so you're the problem. You're the reason why we have... You're the reason why we have... You're the reason why everyone's like, oh, my, uh, and shit. You're the reason why we have 50 sword people in Smash now. They're dope, bro.

I love them. Yeah, whatever. I love them. I play pretty... I play pretty mixed... Like, I play, like, standard characters for the most part. Most games are usually, like, variations of standard characters. Like, in Street Fighter, I play Ken very often.

Ken is pretty much a standard character for most of the games until, like, the last, like, this most recent game and the one coming out. he's a bit different from like Ryu per se but like I play like Pitt in like a bunch of swordies and smash bros because you know swords are cool swords are cool

I don't do I don't do platformers and then Tekken I play as Kausia because Kausia is a fucking god Yeah I don't know he's boring He's the most ignorant character In the game and I love it that makes me so happy bro Yeah he's alright I guess

Cosi will say the N word to a black person and dare them to do something. He just looks like every character in fucking, and fucking... Looks like Saske. No, he doesn't. Jane looks like Saske, though. Like, every fucking,

every Yakuza game, he just, like... He does, he does, yeah. I'm just, like, I'm like, boring. I like, and then Tekken just has... Tekon's fucking funny, dude. There's so many wild characters.

There's a cyborg cop in there. It's so stupid. It's so fucking stupid. No, no, Brian. Brian. Brian's a cybor. He, I love... Jack was a robot.

He's a big ass robot. He's a big ass robot. Jack 2 or a mock. Jack 2, Metal Jack. It's just a bunch of stupid jacks. The Tekken 3 intro where you guys just kill a bunch of jacks

where it's Kasia and freaking Hayachi just killing droves of jacks. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, don't they have emotions? And it's like, eh. Kasia's like, I don't care. I'll kill anybody.

And I don't know. I don't understand. Anyway, I don't want to get too far into tech and stuff, but that game's fun as fuck, though. Yeah, like, I haven't, I just didn't really get into platformers. I just, I just didn't, I didn't have the N64. My neighbors did, and I didn't play Smash. I just didn't, I grew up without it because I didn't go over that. And then I was, everybody was already leagues ahead of me. And so I never caught up and to get good and all that shit. So I just kind of like, whatever, stayed away from it. But my whole thing about fighting characters is just I want to pick the most flue. with combos, like where I hate there's characters that they try to get a little

tricky with them or they try to really make them, I want it to be like, say, I've never played this game before, and with just doing a few button matches, I can figure out some combos easily, and then I want to master that person. Because I don't want to have to think too much to fucking like... So did you like Eddie?

I liked Eddie for, like, for just, he's fun to fuck with, but, like, he was like, I liked, um, like, say, law was good I liked the Marshall Law a little better but like

fucking I thought I thought Brian Fury and 3 was just great because very easy very easy very like the commos weren't too fucking hard

and he was mostly about just doing these fucking moves that just send you flying you know like just straight plunges that seen you across a fucking round house

and all this shit and just some elbows and stuff that would be like he punished you and I like that a lot and then there were the characters

like the grapplers I wouldn't use them, but I liked perfecting them because they were the hardest to use. So it just kind of made you, like, say, a lot of grapplers and stuff like, uh, because the kind of dumb shit you got to do to use them were like, oh, you got to do a fucking, uh, 360 and then to activate fucking, like, say, if you being Zangia for some shit. Like, those motherfuckers are like, king. King and checking how he would grab you once and you could just die. Because you could keep slamming you and you would die.

And then he'll fucking do the swing at the end to kill you. Um, I learned. You can't break it. You can't break his, if you don't know how to break the grabs. But I like it about Tekin. I was closing on about Tekin. You could always break grabs.

But if you didn't know. If you didn't break the first one, you're fucked. Really? I thought you could break in middle. No, because like basically you can cancel out a throw, right? Oh,

you can cancel out a throw. So if they get, if you get to you with that first one, then you can just finish the combo. So you got to make sure you cancel out the fucking grapple. And I learned that whole fucking, I, I,

I, it's still, most of it's, I forgot some of it, but most of it still embedded in my brain to do that whole sequence because of the intricacy of it, but I didn't use King all that often. It was just more about learning it because you got to learn, you got to learn the hard shit.

But anyway, dude, it's so cool. I love that combo because, like, he's, like, rolling around and he's, like, choking you, then he gets your legs. And then he, like, he, like, freaking, what's it called? When you grab someone's legs and you pull backwards while you're pretty much sitting on them, is that the figure for leglock? That's more of like a Boston crab.

Okay, yeah, but like all that shit he has is insane. I thought it was like that combo was really cool. Pick you the ones from one and two. I was like, oh, that's insane. You can do that to somebody. Yeah. That's fun. Those are all great.

But like, say for example, how about like a combo heavy game like Marvel versus Capcom too? So like the characters, there was just like Spider-Man, which I felt like most people, combos were very similar. But I like Spider-Man because all fucking fast he was. And it made it way easier. in Barverine In Barver's Capcom? Yes In two Wolverine him and Ken were fucking fast

I never really like looked at I don't know if I ever fucked around with player Or characters based on like Specific stats because I didn't really play fighting games for that reason I always played for the aesthetics of it So I would always just So I'd always just pick the coolest character Or the character that I thought moved the most interesting

And for Barber's Capcom that was like That was Spider-Man For Tekken it was like Yoshimitsu and King because I thought they were so fucking weird the fact they was just like, what the fuck is this tiger man doing? That king lets out real animal roars, even though he's a person.

He's always growling. Even though he's a person. I didn't know he was an actual person. I thought he was a guy with a leopard's head for real. One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch with my grandmother on a slow

summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half, and hands me a piece. I opened my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full. Hershey's, it's your happy place. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. The thing about it, you can't be, right?

The thing that I love about that specifically is that it's, the intro cutting to Tekken 2, it's like it's clearly like some other king guy goes up and drops the mask in front of him. So it's clearly a guy in a tiger costume. Right. But like he makes those growls. And it's totally believable within the universe of Tekken that that would be a tiger man. Because there's already a fucking bear. There's always bear.

There's just a, there's just a real bear. There's a kangaroo too, I think, if I remember correctly. I could be wrong. Roger. Roger. Bro, the fact of, bro. When I play Tekken in, I think was he, well, I don't know if he was in two, but I remember in three, scrolling by and seeing Kuma and being puzzled. Kuma, Kuma is absolutely in Tekken 2. I don't remember him in 2, but I remember him in 2 because 2 was the only one I really played.

I still have never played Tekken 3. And I was like, why is? Tech and 3 was the pinnacle, man. That shit blew my fucking mind. I heard, I've heard nothing but it's so late at this point that it's like, it's a dated game. so like and I don't have any nostalgia for it specifically so it's like I'm excited for that new one though that new Tekin looks dope as hell I thought that was a cutscene I thought that was a cutscene it was

that is a good looking fucking video game man I don't know what the fuck I was seeing but that was some of the most next gen shit I've seen in a long time I loved it because Kazio was beating the dog shit out of gin I love that they keep getting buffer too though yeah there's a gears of war thing happening with them I love it. I love seeing Pazia hurt people because I feel like he's such a toxic human being

and it makes me happy that there's like, yeah, let him persist. You know my favorite thing about Merrillver's Capcom 2 is that you can play his fucking servebot and it made no goddamn sense. I love that. You couldn't touch the little Lego. Yeah, a little guy.

You couldn't touch servebot with a lot of your moves which was so frustrating. His hipbox was so tiny. Yeah. And they did you so dirty. We're like if somebody picked him or you randomly got selected if you were playing, you're like, fuck, because he's hard to. So it's always like get somebody who can do a projectile crouch, like Cyclops.

Like you'd be like there's somebody. Cave. I loved cable. Cable. Cable, because he had that Y, that Y, that why. I played on Xbox. That like when you press Y. That big gun.

You bring the gun out. You just have to like. And he'd just hit them like X. Like all you do, you would just press X. And you would just. shoot, pop, pop,

so you just press one, you do one hit and then pap, and that was such a good fucking move. That was such a good move.

For me, I played as Captain Commander, bro. That was my boy. Captain Commander is the best. Punching the floor and lightning comes out.

That was my boy. It is a fucking crime. It is a fucking crime that we can't, that there is no way as far as I know to play Marvelous to Capcom 2 on modern hardware.

That is sad as, that is sad as fuck. I was just talking my wife about this. Like her probably not giving a two shits that I'm just like crying to her about like why the like they I want to give them money. Like I want to get like please fix this copyright shit. Fix this stuff. And because like infinite no X-Men. Everybody was like, well, my dick is fucking flaccid. Like there's no X-Men in here. Infinite is because of the fact that what you know, obviously they were doing the whole trade thing and they were like we don't want to give to us to give us the kind of thing they want.

And I understand that sucks. That's stupid. We're having the same problems with Marvel's Capcom 2. Where it's just like with With the fucking the old, the original roster in there, they need to figure out some type of fucking deal And nobody's doing anything about it. And I'm like, bro. Like there's just,

they're just leaving money on the table because, yeah, you can play. Yeah, you can emulate it. I have like fight K2, which is pretty fucking, yeah, yeah, pretty dope, right? But it's not the same. It's not the same.

I want to be able to like, I want to be able to dome people in it. You know what I mean? Like, I want to play online. and shit. I want to fucking get trophies or whatever the fuck. I want that modern right. Right. Right. I don't want

it remastered though or remade I should say. I would love a remake for that game bro. No they'll fuck it up. They'll fuck it up but I would love it. The first thing they're going to do is they're going to slow it down and then then I already hate the game. Well first well that's not even what they're going to do I think the first thing they're going to do is they're going to make it 3D and it's going to suck dick. Yeah.

I look at it if they kept at the same speed I would tolerate 3D. I don't mind if it was good. If it's good Chris, it's good, man. Chris, Chris, I agree with you, but I'll tolerate it. It ain't, look, I agree. I agree that it would piss me off. But the biggest thing about Marvel 2 is the speed.

Like, Marvel's Capcom 3, for example, is fucking, and every modern fighting game, they've slowed everything. The killer instinct, one of the biggest things about killer instinct was the speed. And then the modern killer instinct, they slowed it down. And why they do it is because of, they just find a balance that everybody can play it. instead of like, you know, crackheads like us that were playing, it was fucking fast, and sometimes the rounds were over and under 10 seconds

because of how fast you can get off a combo. Love you, Spider-Man, whoop your ass, do a crawl or assault, you're fucking out. Next, you know what I'm saying? It's not fast enough to do that anymore. Like, I love, like, I love Marvel. It's like Marvel 3 is a fast-paced game, but it's not fast-off.

It is. It's not at all. It's not at all. It's 100% is a fast-paced game. No. But it's like saying Jagabaw Fires isn't a fast-paced game. It is. They're basically.

fast games. It may not be as, it may not be as cracked twitchy. It is not cracked twitchy like Marvel 2 is. I mean, Marvel 2 is a Twitchmaster fucking experience. And that's a fast game. But I could, but street, those games are fast as well. They're not as

fast. And I'll admit that. It's not as fast as Marvel 2. Like Marvel 2, there are some combos that are just fucked. Like you can, you can do storm combos and like Dr. Doom combos that'll kill you almost instantly. You just can't do anything about it. But I have no problem with the speed staying the same.

I like it. Most fighting games aren't quite as fast as those games were back in the day, but I'm okay with that. That doesn't matter to me. As long as the cast, for me it's the cast. I want that same level of a cast in the game. Because that game, there was people from everywhere. Like most of the characters, but I knew the Marvel characters.

I was like, oh, these are common with people. I've seen these guys before, but the motherfucker's like, Schumelma, Gorath. Like the dude with the white bandana with the silver clothes on that would punch. And then the giant robot would punch alongside him. Gin, yeah. The guy with the katana. He had his bloody a mobile suit.

Yeah. We got the guitar. He got the kind of coming on the bike. And he had like the long sword. He had like a bandana around his head. Oh, you mean fucking, um, Hayoto. Hayoto. Yes.

Like those characters. I love for me was the cast that made. Obviously the, um, the 16 bit or 32 bit art style was very iconic. It's, it's, it's the, it's the sprite work. That is probably like 60% of the, reason why that game is like one of my favorite games of all times is the way that game looks aesthetically is still fucking gorgeous and the second you translate that into even if you if you made that game exactly the same way with exactly the same gameplay with exactly the same cast and

exactly the same time time to everything identical but you made it with 3d assets it would be a marginally worse game it would because marl versus capcom two is fucking beautiful still Look, I don't disagree. For me, for me, the music, everything makes like being great. I'm just saying I would still, if it looked a little bit uglier, I would still play it. My main thing in a fighting game is, look, I, I'm saying, I wouldn't boycott it. I wouldn't. I just wouldn't.

My thing is, like, say for example, I would. Killer instinct used to be my favorite fucking fighting game, but since they changed too many elements to it, I just can't enjoy it the way that I used to. it doesn't matter what it looks like I don't care how beautiful it if I can't play it like how I used to play it to me it's a different fighting game so it's just like ah man and that's how Marvel's Capcom 3

I put on a lot of hours to it because of course we all waited fucking like a decade for that shit to come out but the biggest thing was the fucking buttons they took the Tatsunuku versus fucking Capcom that was on Wii and they took that button layout and I was just like you

It was light medium heavy and then launcher All you had all you had to do was just fucking do that. So if you're playing a PlayStation, square X circle, fuck it. No, so wait, what? Square triangle circle.

X will get you a combo to launch you in the air, repeat it again and a complete air combo. And I was like, you just dumb the fucking day game down. I was fine what they did to Tatsunuku because that was a totally different game, right? Tatsunucco versus Capcom was like a one-off thing. So I'm fine with them change the buttons. Well, yeah, I just, yeah.

I'm speaking from perspective of, I think presentation is like a large, large percentage of what makes a game. And to me, it's like when they, because I remember when they did the Budakai remasters, they've remastered, or they, not remaster, but they ported Budikai 1 and Budakai 3 over to PlayStation 3, but they took all of the music out because there was like a copyright thing with the music that they couldn't get it back, or there was like a dispute about the original music that shouldn't have shipped in the first place, some weird shit. And so they redid all the soundtracks.

One sweet, melty bite of a Hershey's bar, and suddenly I'm right back sitting on the front porch, with my grandmother on a slow summer afternoon. She doesn't say much, just breaks the bar in half and hands me a piece. I open my mouth to say whatever a nine-year-old wants to say. And she replies with a low, listen. So we sat there, listening. That was the first time I learned that quiet can feel full.

Hershey's, it's your happy place. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan,

which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I did not. I love Budakai 1 and 3.

Did not play that game. Did not get those. masters because the music of those games is a large large reason why that game sticks out to me in my head so much like I have a lot of those tracks nailed into my brain and if like marver let's say maro versus capcom two comes out and like even just something as simple as I'm going to take you for a ride not being there oh no they're not going to take that out though that would be there's no way they would take that out though like there's no possible way I can see that easy that out.

I don't see that being the first on the chopping block. They'd be like a remake, no, because obviously it's a music rights and that's always a bullshit thing. So maybe, yes. But like, there's no... The music was made for the game, so it wouldn't not take it away. So it's, but I hear you. I really do agree with you, but I'm one of the, I think maybe... I feel like this is a very mixed thing.

Whenever I talk, the community, whenever we talk about that soundtrack, I feel like this is what I always hear people, and this is my perspective on it. I feel like I totally understand. God damn, what's going on over there? What's going on over there? I feel like I like the soundtrack and I even use it. Whenever I say do an ad in my YouTube videos, I use the clock tower.

Dun, dun, dun, dun, da, dun. I use that all the time. I love that fucking music. But I still agree from falling in love with the first Marvel's Capcom. I love traditional Capcom. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. So Captain America's fucking Wolverines, fucking... The only kind of jazzy thing they had was a Spider-Man's theme song in Marvel's Capcom.

Everything else was just very traditional Capcom things. Personally, I would prefer that music on my fighting, my Capcom fighting games. Because every other one that I've played, Marvel's Superheroes, fucking X-Men versus Street Fighter, Marvel Superhero's versus Street Fighter, every single one had that style of music that I love to death. And then all of a sudden they changed it up with this, which I like the music. However. Marvel's Capcom 3's music. Well, 2 is a little more hip-hopy and jazzy.

It's very jazz. Than it being what you call it, then it, the other ones. Because I remember Street Fighter versus Marvel Heroes, it was more, it was more, like, thematic, I guess. It wasn't quite as, like, jazzy. It was traditional Capcom music. If you play a fucking Capcom game, you know what type of music you're going to get, right? They just make us the, you know, I don't remember that niggas name, but it's just like, I'm not even going to get into it

It doesn't matter But the whole thing is like There's this style You hear a certain style of music You're going to be like Oh I know that's fucking Capcom This is obviously

Capcom music Obviously Anyway all I'm saying All I was going to say Is not to get too long And winded is that If they had a traditional one A Marvin's Capcom 2

Personally I think I would have enjoyed it better But I don't But it didn't happen And I And I've grown to love this music So If they fucking bastardized the jazz

music or whatever or the type of like it was like a different version of it then I would hate it to death because I'm so used to I want to take you for a ride and all that shit I don't know I just think it'd be like if they've remastered like the original Star Wars but they were they just suddenly were like the original soundtrack to play it out or something that'd be hilarious I feel like that'd be fucking wild I feel like I feel like you want when you bring these things forward you want to keep them as as close to the original as you could possibly get it because there is modernize things you can modernize the sound of it no I'm not saying you can't I'm not saying option menus for maybe like sound sliders or fucking or or you know multiplayer or you could like I think you can modernize music and games as long as it's good as long as the roots of the song are like like you can remix games I don't mind like remixes are fun I don't know man it's hard but as long as it's good as I think I I just think that that's the big if though because even because Doom is just electronically remixed old doom music.

It's the same kind of sound is that like now they brought like more electronic hardcore sounds into it. Yeah, yeah, but Doom. Yeah, but Doom isn't a remake or like a remaster of the original Doom. Doom is a spiritual continuation of what happened before, which is like, yeah, I mean, like,

if they make a new Marvel versus Capcom and I don't expect it to be sprite work, I don't expect it to be like 2D sprites, I don't expect it to have them going to take you for a ride. I also don't expect to play it because there's not really any. anything about Marvel versus Capcom 2 that is special to me outside of the way Marl versus Capcom 2 specifically looks and plays and feels and sounds.

Like that game is a... So sad. Well, I mean, the first one is also pretty amazing. But I think the second one is just fucking... That is pinnacle shit. It is great. I love too a lot. I love too...

But I'm just mostly the cast. That's what it makes for me. Like, I started playing too a lot and I got pretty good at that game and I realized that game was like balanced horribly. But I think it's really, really, really, really fun. It's like a very fun experience. Like playing as like Bone Call Wolverine, that's so fucking cool. Or playing as like having Ryu, like kick somebody, slam him down.

Then you Akuma put your hand to God, punch the floor, and an eruption comes out. Or like the way the Hadoquins look in that game, it looked like Kamehameyas. I didn't know that I was like, what? I thought Hadoca was a little blast. But then when Hsu does it, it's like a beam. It's so fucking cool. It's such a great experience. Yeah.

Anyway, they're great. They're great. Let me just highlight that. I'm going to play some of that shit. I think I'm going to disappoint myself and fucking try Infinite again. Oh, man. Don't do it, man. Infinite sucks.

I know. I played it and I was extremely than my mom. It's also ugly as sin. It looks worse. It looks worse than Mario versus Capcom 2 looks. Of course. It's, it's. This is why.

It's perfect. Two style is. No, but that's why. That's why that's so important is because it makes it age. perfectly. Right. Like three. Have you ever seen? Look at fucking Street Fighter 3 and how that. Solid. That game's, that game is fucking gorgeous. Solid, bro. Alpha, alpha and third strike look great. Still, dude.

Yeah, it looks great. Third Strike particular though, and the fucking frame, the actual frames that they put into their moves, the fluidity. It looks so good. It looks so good. The net code for the third strike, it's good too. Like they put like, they made good net code for it because that game was so. Like, that's like the most iconic. Well, I wouldn't say, you think that's probably, I would say Street Fighter 2 is probably the most iconic,

like, major league video game of all time, I would say. But three is up there. Three is up there, I would say. Three is, like, definitely comparable. And, like, people love Third Strike. Well, that Evil Moment 27 is, like, probably the most iconic video game moment of all time.

And it sucks because every time that guy streams, it happens to him again. And he's like, yo, do people just, Chase me? Yes, they do. Fucking Justin Wong, bro. Don't get perfect condo, bro. All right.

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Our most popular anthem literally calls you the F-sler. Merck's 1889. Alternate universe where Sweeney is the same in every way, except he's also a big Reagan supporter. Where do women have the curliest hair? Fiji, but you probably misunderstood the question, you pervert. That is so sick. Stop.

Ew, they wouldn't kiss. So this is what my fucking dog... Oh, no. It's always the fingers. Did you put it down? Huh? Did I put it down? No, he...

he ran away and never returned. Good, good, I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm a little bastard. I don't know what happened to that dog. He ran away and never returned. God damn. He's definitely dead. The first stretch of Keith David, gay, the prey away. Why Derek mouth so dry? Stop. Stop, Derek. Okay, come on. You know how I feel about Spider-Man. Stop. And Scott Summers.

You don't want him to be happy? You don't want him to have a prostate orgasm? No, I don't. Why? Spider-Man. It's all around him. Like those the fucking spider crawl. And then fuck him back. Defensively. God damn it.

I love that, dude. I ran over a glass snapple and the Halo franchise with my 2003 Silverado. Drunken Doolahan, Pryraz, Los Homo's Hermannos, Blake 896, fucking kill me. Of course, it's funny to you. It's like you're in that mode. You're in the mode of just like homo ha ha. Just gay. Because you have to be.

Gay ha ha ha ha ha homo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he's still laughing about it Fucking kill me fucking kill me Ryan Lucchesee Salshi scout holy fuck holy fuck Those bodies of yours are absurd God damn it depraved McBooty warrior babbaba babbootibuty doing the worm while eating her pussy Damn that is obnoxious I'll have to try that Uh, blocked by Steve Shives, Alaskan oil field trash, Sue Hulk, Bone Controller 25, Danny DeVito is a stealth trans, man. Chris, when are you going to get back to me?

I showed you my severed head collection out of confidence. General Ramid and Dom's Bussy. Damn. Lobotomized Jesus and his merry band of figurenagets, the loathsome cum eater, semi-Cola, four semifier. Yeah. Oh my God. A clear Redfield toy? Yeah.

And she used to have a knife ass. action, well, she had a knife for knife action. Can she bend over? I mean, not, I mean, that's enough. They're like, they're like that. So, oh, I can make her do this. Yeah. Nice. This is what we all did. We all did these things. People are going to look at me like, we're like, that's weird, sween. Shut the fuck up. You didn't do that. You didn't peek under bar. You didn't peek under your cousin's Barbie's dress.

You didn't put the Barbies on top of each other and just leave them there. I just leave them there. You know Spider-Man eat some bomb pussy, bro. Ah, maybe. He webs to Clinton. Venom. Venom absolutely does. Yeah.

Venom, Venom fucking. Spider-combe. Venom does the belch afterwards. The thing I was talking about, he eats going to eat. And he goes back down. He's a trooper. I respect him.

To infinity and fuck me and my. my asshole. The only stick I touch while driving is my penis for athesis I masturbate while driving. Chris's cum-filled cum-gutters. God damn, man. Why is it getting so dark? It's that time of day, man. He's getting so dark. Jackson, Apsage, badly brave.

Hagerdirk-derick, the movie theater manager, Aetherian, Chris Gate, my pigeonian hunting ass, Melfis one, hexblade, warlock supremacist, and King of Haphazard. Oh, he didn't have a little thing. He changed it back to normal, King of Hapazard. Thank you all. For your continued support. Derek's gone.

I think you went to go get more toys. He pulls out a fucking dildo, bro. Pulls out a dill. But it's not even like a dildo. It's like a, it's like an action figure of a dildo in like, in those bodega shops that you would see on like Michela or whatever. Jesus. Oh. Is that a Stizzy?

This is a fucking, no, it's a senheiser fucking mic. It's like you would like usually use this to mic up drums or record acoustic guitar. That is a severe departure from what you've been showing us. I expected, like, you had Claire Redfield, Spider-Ban, and Cyclops, and then a Senheiser Mike. Talk about it. That's like the rise of Skywalker's us. That's the layers right there, bro.

I don't know what I did. I think I left the other ones in storage, because the only thing I find left is Stone Cold, and that's it. You stupid N-Words. I feel like he would say, I feel like he would say. I thought he would say it. I feel like Stone Cold would say and I'd be fine with it. That's his character, you know.

Coldstone's Austin's Creamery. You stupid black people. Some bitch. The rock, you half black bitch. I'll beat your ass. Have you ever seen those videos of Stone Cold E.T? Oh, yeah. I think you showed me that.

I think you're the first person that showed me that ever. He was in a, uh, uh, uh, what was it? White, White Castle? Yeah. He was in some drive-thru. I just remember. White castles, white castle. The thing that I remember it so deeply is that, like, I love it because it's such a good impression,

and the mask is concealed so well. It looks real in the sense that it's better. It looks better than it should, but also there's points where he screams. But because he lifts his head up to scream, it echoes in the mask, so it feels like, it sounds like a muffled. It's so fucking funny. What? What? Oh, hell.

Yeah. This is Stone Cold E.T. And I'd like to order a couple of cheeseburgers. And that's the bottom line. And that's the bottom line. And she's like, excuse me? Oh, hell, yeah. Oh, hell.

Guys, you got to stop. I'm going to keep laughing. I don't watch that shit. Show's over. Go out of here. Bye, guys. Get on, get on, get on. That's the bottom line.

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