The Snark Tank - #131: Elon Musk WILL Destroy Twitter

Episode Date: November 7, 2022

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Hi, everybody. Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. We're reporting it a little differently this time. So, you know, for a very specific reason. Dude of my computer is shit in itself, memory-wise, again. Yeah. So for those of you don't know, let's give you some behind the scenes, because why not? We usually, obviously, obviously, it's a simple operation here.

We record our audio locally, and then we record, we have one of us, record the screen to our Discord call. That's literally it. It's very simple. We try to, you know, the audio is the primary thing. You know, that's the thing that needs to be the highest quality. Video is like secondary, in my opinion anyway. And, you know, so Sweeney's been doing it for a while now at this point.

But his solid state drive continues to crash, and we keep losing the episodes like halfway through. It's not even like it crashes in like 10 minutes in. It crashes like an hour and a half in. It's like, are you serious? Yeah. So we're going to talk. We're going to talk about stuff that we kind of already talked about today.

So it might have less spice, but it might be a new direction. Maybe one direction new. So we'll see. But, uh, all right, let's just, let's start it off the same way we did it before. Okay. Elon, Elon bought Twitter. He bought Twitter. Elon Busk.

Elon Bussk. He bought. He bought Twitter for $44 billion. Yes. That's a lot of money. Yes. I don't think that was a particular... I don't...

I personally think it's worth probably that and more, but I would never pay that much for it. Right. But, like, I mean... What's your... Like, why would you estimate that it's worth $44 billion? Because of how much misinformation can be spent on Twitter and what it can do to the world. So as like a weapon almost? a tool it's a tool it is worth more than that it's like that like trillion dollar aircraft carrier

i mean well no it well i feel like the twitter's worth more than aircraft carrier too you're crazy it is no i think it makes sense that i understand the sentiment where it is a very if it was if it was actually valued way less because i agree i wouldn't if i had i would never pay that much for it but it's worth but i understand it being so much higher only because Because, like, it literally, Putin, if he was on Twitter, and, like, if Putin was talking, and Trump was still president, if they were talking shit to each other, it literally could lead to nuclear holocaust. No, it can.

No, look, look, look, let's, don't follow my elite right now, right? Don't do it. Think of how easy you could organize, radicalize groups on Twitter. Think of how much information you can put. put on Twitter, the news platforms you can have, put information on Twitter, that can just be wrong, like lie straight up. People don't watch the news, people get their information from Twitter. People don't read articles.

They just read like the beginning of like, oh, dog does back flip into the sun. People are not going to read the article. It's going to be like, oh, what? The news said that happened, you know? So it's great. Like, dude, I recently, I recently was with people. And I clicked a Twitter article and I was reading it. And someone said, you're reading a Twitter article.

and I was like, huh, you don't? Yeah, yeah, why would you read a Twitter article? I would hope that it... That's raw power, bro. Raw. There's an incentive to read articles on Twitter now because before you quote-tweeted, it asked you,

hey, you have not read this. Are you sure... I recently started doing that. I think it recently started doing that. For like a year or something now. They started doing that in the last year. And it's, I remember the first time I saw it. It was like, that's funny.

No, I did. No, I didn't. And I'm not going to. And I'm not going to. Why would I read? Why would I read information when it's not funny? Oh, God. It's not funny.

It's not funny if I read information. That's crazy. Look, the only type of articles that I'm even quote tweeting at first, they're like, I know they're correct because it's not some wacky conspiracy. It's like someone died or something stupid happened where it's like. Like, I don't need to read it because the headline literally actually explains it. It's not like, say, you know, oh, the miracle cancer thing cured and, you know, I'm not in turn. Man shoots out one large cum and you just tweet. You don't even read it.

You don't read the context why he has one mega cum. If you, if you came one large cum, would. The baby be a large baby? No, no, no, no. Well, maybe. Would it be one large baby What are the Roger Clots ass laugh

It totally was That's exactly Roger and what's that It's like Krusty The clown and Roger Yeah That's so gross

I like I love the idea of one big come One large big gum It is good But would you Would you Like would you have to disclose that before. You can't,

you can't, so they don't freak out. Because she'll feel it. And that's like terrifying, I assume. Like, how large is large though? How large is large?

Like, large, like, like this big, like this big for the head part. Yeah, I would say, I would say generally

the size of a snowball. It's like the size of a frog, but it looks like a tadpole, but white. Yeah, yeah. And that shit hurts you, bro.

Like, you're like, I'm gonna come. You're like, I'm pretty sure that would rip your, your urethra. No, no, no, no, because it's, because it's, uh, it's a last, it's not like a solid.

Oh, so it's kind of like a, it's still, make, make, make, make, make, make no mistake. It is still the consistency of come. It's just one big one. You know, it's, so you, so you still create semen. It's like a flubber situation. But the sperm is big, it's one big sperm in it. Do you guys ever see jas ever see flubber? Yes.

It's like that. It's like coming flubber. It's like somebody. Imagine somebody put a bunch of syrup on a tadpole and then shot it out you did. Shut it out your dick. That was pretty much what it is. You would have to disclose that, I feel like. That would be very charged.

You would scar the fuck out of someone if you were shooting that shit out. I'm pretty sure if that was the norm fallacia would not be a thing anymore. Oh, yeah. That would stop. It's like they're swallowing an onion. Jesus. And then you see like wiggling like the little tail? You ever see like?

Yeah, you were really like a snake eating a mouse. It's like Slither. Have you guys ever seen James Guns Slyther? I have seen James Gunn Slyther. I didn't see that. James Gunn Slyther before he became Suicide Squad. No, is it Suicide Squad? Did he make Suicide Squad?

He did the second one. James Guns Suicide Squad and Gardens in the Galaxy. We had a movie called James Guns Slither. And it's about these little aliens that slither. But imagine it's your cum and you come slithers. Like you come in a toilet. Like when you come in a toilet, you can't hide it because people hear it. like in the toilet

and then it's wiggle around and like what the fuck's going on and you're like yo I beat off and there's my large cum and it looks like like a bigger than a goldfish swimming around if you couldn't hide it if you couldn't hide it I think it would be more socially

acceptable to beat off kind of like back in the day when they had those public toilets where they were just holes and I'm talking about like say I don't remember if they're the Romans or the Greeks but you know the whole homoerotic era and they just had like toilets that people would just sit around

and converse with each other. No walls, no nothing. Everybody smote each other's shits. I don't want that. I don't know if I believe that that's real. Because I saw like, no, because I saw, and the reason why, like, I mean, it could be, whatever. I don't know much. But, like, I remember seeing a documentary about it.

It's like, there's a lot of discussion about, like, whether or not that was actually how that was, or whether or not the walls between them actually just eroded because they were made of, like, a different material. Because it is insane to imagine that you would shit. I feel like even just on a primal level, like even dogs don't, like, they're kind of embarrassed shitting in front of you. Like, you have to condition them, like, out of that. What was the idea because of, like, you're shitting and you're vulnerable? But if you're like, we're humans, we're smart enough to, like, not be like, oh, my God, I'm so scary. You know, like, obviously you're just weaker when you're shitting.

So that's why you hide. You're profoundly weaker when you're shooting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Animals will usually look, like, look out, like, look out. Like they look out for me while I'm in this vulnerable position.

But like humans, yeah, we're all kind of, it's one of those things where why I never even question of whether if it was real or not is because, I mean, I never questioned everything. They used to do everything naked. Yeah, I didn't question it until I saw that video where it's like, yeah, there's still wrestle naked straight up and grab who's like. Well, they still do that. But the, the, it's, I don't know, like, I remember seeing this one thing where it's like there's, there's certain divets in the walls that would suggest. barriers, but like they're not there anymore. So it's like it's hard to say. Maybe.

But I mean. But it is fucking way funnier to imagine them just like shitting next to each other. Just shitting and talking. I mean, there's, I've been in some public restrooms where there's a guy saying something the other stall. And I'm just like, shut up. I'm so beside myself and I'm like, he, he must be a crazy person and talking to me. It's one of those things where it's like, I know you're not talking to me while I'm

shitty. Like, there's no way. Dude, the idea, dude, it's like, I'm tall enough that I can walk past stalls and stare at people. I'm tall enough to do that, but I've never done it because I feel like that would traumatize a kid. If a little kid to the year, like, hey, dude, this is, like, this fucking, this fucking, this fucking, this fucking, this fucking, rosy-cheeked black face, leering down on him from over the stall, like, fucking that guy from home improvement. This rosy cheek, man. What was his name? Hi, I don't want you.

Wilson Wilson right He doesn't see He doesn't see feet He doesn't see feet He doesn't see that and he's like Imagine imagine being a child Imagine Imagine being a child and having like an accident

Like that like a really like a huge emergency And you're in a stall And you look down You don't see feet, you look up And there's 10 faces staring down at you Ten fucking All around It's like the end of

glorious bastards so they're looking down at the camera after they cut the swastika in my guy's head? Yeah. They're just like, what do you do at that point? I'd be like, what the fuck am I going to get abduct? That's alien shit. I'm going to get abducted.

Yeah. Question though, do you finish? Do you finish? Like, do you finish up or do you like wait for them to leave? And what is your stop? Are you sure what I'm staring at you? Is I'm saying that you need to do your shit? Uh, I mean, I can't.

Well, like so if I haven't, so if I haven't, I haven't, I just sat down on the toilet. then people start staring at me. Yeah. Like at that point, I'm definitely turning the switch off. I'm just like, all right.

Even if it was, even if I was about to, it's going, it's going right back to my body. What if you're crowning already? , it's going right back into my body, bro. If you're crowning,

it's going right back in my. You're crowning? If there's fucking 10 people staring at me, you won't get so scared, you finish it off? Are you, are you got a pinch? You got to pinch it?

I guess if I'm scared, then you just naturally would just, yeah, yeah, okay, so if you're scared. Or are you going to, like, I got to chop this along in half.

Bro, that's like the, that's such a terrible scenario. I guess you kind of have to just. Horrible scenario. Yeah, you can. Imagine you're shitting in your bathroom and then the walls fall down and you're at school in the middle of the hallway. You're at school. And everybody's pointing out you. They're laughing.

And you're a kid again. They're laughing at you. Ha ha. You're shitting. And you don't have your grown man dick yet. You got your kid dick. So you're like, oh, no, everything's wrong. I got so much more dick as I grew up

Wait, but you still have your grown-ass man's brain? Like, are you still, are you still, your brain? This is becoming a lot more conscious. This is becoming a lot more convoluted. You have, you have your grown man body, but you have your grown man. You have your grown man brain and your problem. The point is that Elon Musk bought Twitter. How are you talking about that?

So Elon Musk bought Twitter for $44 billion. whether or not it's worth that is up for debate, I don't know about that. I think people think it's that, I think people think it's that valuable. But I don't know, we'll see. But it's a weapon. I think that's exactly how value works though, you know?

Yeah, I don't know. I guess you're not wrong. It is all entirely just made up. It's not a gun or sword. But I do think, I don't know, I mean, we said this in the last recording, but I just, I just find Elon Musk so boring. Like, I just, I just find him to be, like, a very boring person. And, like, he, like, he bought, like, there's a lot of people who really,

really love him, and there's a lot of people who, like, loathe him to the point where it's, like, they make him almost their entire personality. And I've met these people. I've met people who hate him, like, beyond a reasonable amount. And that I've met people who, like, simp for him, basically. And it's confusing because he inspires so little in me. Like, I don't feel anything when I see him. I give the hate people way more of a past because there are things, if you are just in general, a lot of people just don't like billionaires. So there's already that. Like, there's things about him that I understand why some people don't like him, especially the way that he portrays himself in a lot of ways.

Like just with like, oh, the, the, like, just like, oh, we're going to give those satellites to Ukraine, that whole situation. I don't know if. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that whole situation. There's things that you can look at him and be like, this guy's a greedy bastard or whatever, blah, blah, blah. The people that love him, though, that are like on his nuts, that's the one that baffles me because I'm like, what has he done for you to love him so much? What is he done? Like, he hasn't done anything.

He just, he's the weird guy that thinks he's funny and he's so not funny. That's all he is. That's the biggest problem. That's what's, yeah, I get you. What's weird for me is like, imagine, like, I can't love a famous person that's not an artist, you know? I can't love a famous person that I'm not related to, honestly. Like, I just, like, how am I going to love, how do I, how am I really going to love a famous person? Did I tell you guys the story?

You guys are I think, I don't know if this was in the last episode or not. But my grandma's cousin is the black guy from good times. Oh, yeah, yeah. So, like, I guess that's, like, the only famous person I love. love with a real like oh yeah that's my grandma's family i think he might be dead now though i'm not exactly sure he's certainly dead i promise he's younger than my grandma is so i don't know if he's alive how is her grandma my grandma's at least 86 he's dead he's dead he's dead he's dead who's younger than she is right right right but how but but by how much uh a little bit more my grandma's a bit

older he's dead he's dead well my grandma's alive yes yeah your grandma's a woman she's gonna last she last longer. Is that true? Women do have a longer lifespan right? Absolutely. That's absolutely true. As long as Jack the Ripper doesn't get him, yeah.

Like it's a pretty safe bet that they're going to live longer. That's crazy. That's crazy. They complain about something. Jack the Ripper is the oldest man alive right now. They would have oldest man.

They never caught a way. Can you fucking imagine? He's still alive? I mean, Jack the Ripper found alive in Tucson, Arizona. Did you imagine Andrew Tates this Jack the Ripper and he had to change up his flow because the world changed? So he's like, I'm going to go.

Is he a vampire? I don't understand this. He's just, he just moisturizes. He just, he's just that old. Jackery the Ripper found. His name is actually Jackery. He thinks that would be, can you, the Jack the Ripper's real name is Jack the Ripper. they just guessed that really

No, no, no, it's Jackery. Jackery. That's still too close. Is Jackery the Ripper? That's like if the Zodiac killer's name was Thomas Zodiac. That's like, no, no, it's Zodias. Zodias.

That's a Dichy Mod. That's a Dygianodias. Zodias, Croatius, the Ripper. I don't know. These people are. So they're related. They're both the Rippers. The Ripper family.

I mean, dude, imagine, look, imagine if every circle was related and you could quantify it. You go back at time, it's like, Manton's related to this guy. Wow,

it's a fucking map. The movie has Owen Wilson and it for some reason too. That's crazy. Why is Charles Mason related to Dick Cheney? What the fuck? And they're all related to Ronald Reagan. Oh, yeah. The final bus.

I think. That's what you find out you'd get sniped immediately. Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway. The whole point is that, like, so he spent this money on Twitter. The Ripper. And, uh, no, I just, I don't know. He's just one of those people. Like, I, I, I, that whole thing where he, like, walked into the Twitter headquarters with a sink and he was like, let that sink in. When I saw that, I can't believe that's real.

It is, it's, it's, it, what's mesmerizing about it is, like, he clearly thought it was funny, you know what I mean? Like, he was like, oh, what a joke. And I'm looking at it just befuddled at the effort that it. would have taken. To, like, because, all right, I have to find a sink.

I have to carry it in here. And you know damn well he didn't, like, carry it back. Oh, of course not. He'd probably, like, smashed it on the ground.

It's like, fix it off, uh, you fix this. Um, so, yeah, the janitor.

I feel like someone at some point told him that he was a, he was funny and, and, and we're all paying the price for it. And I, you know,

I personally think it's Grimes. I personally think it's, because in my, opinion to like to me before that like before all of this I just feel like he was a very boring person he was on Joe Rogan and he would just sit there he'd be he would take 10 minutes to respond to a single question he would just sit there and be like Joe Rogan would be like so you made flamethrowers huh and then like an hour would pass and he goes yes I did and it's it he's just a very personalityless person and then out of nowhere he's just like I'm going to go on

SNL you know I'm gonna I'm gonna start meming around with like cryptocurrency I'm going to, like, I'm going to, and I have to imagine that it's the kind of power that only a woman could bestow upon an autistic person. You know what I mean? I would agree with that assessment. I just, do you know what I mean? Do you know what I don't say that in malice. I agree. It's the kind of power only a woman could bestow on an autistic person.

He's not wrong in mythology, particularly Greek mythology. I mean, come on. Stop, Derek. What is a muse? Let's stop making fun of the fism. Sir, sir. I'm not making fun. Hold on.

Let's be clear. I'm not making fun of autistic people. Elon Musk is very clearly autistic. Like that is not even... Ripplingly. Almost... He's so autistic. It actually is a benefit to him, actually.

You know that here. The Rain Man one. Do you know that guy? That the Rain Man was not autistic. Do you know... Rayman was something. Do you know... Do you know...

I mean... he's good at man I'm not gonna go I'm not gonna go yeah yeah go let's let's get off this oh my god what the fuck was I even say

Do you know that guy He's on He's on TikTok I forget his name You know this man dude No it's just this guy He's in his room And he goes like

It's just some guy And he stands like Like this And he just makes videos Where he's like Me when my girlfriend Hugs me Oh gosh, I'm so glad to be hugging you, my love.

And then that's it. That's the whole video. And he makes like hundreds of these. And they're all amazing. But the whole point of that is amazing. I love that guy. I got no problem with the... Stop, Chris.

I very well might be one of them in all likelihood. Almost definitely. Thanks. I mean, I appreciate the immediate... You could have said, nah. But like, cool. Definitely, Chris. Not definitely. Let somebody change an angle on Master Chief. You're fucking, you're Chris Chan in that store. You are attacking a GameStop employee.

I love that he-Han-Las, how are you supposed to look? I love, I love that he colored in Sonic's arms because he didn't like that they were peach. That blew my mind. What a wonderful person. Anyway. Yeah, wonderful. So, yeah, wonderful. Yeah, I mean, it is, it is wondrous to behold. That is certainly an accurate description. So he bought Twitter and he's painfully unfunny, and I just don't know why this keeps happening.

But the big kind of, the big situation was that he was trying to charge for Twitter verification. So I think it was originally $20. And then Stephen King. Of all people. Of all fucking people. Stephen King complained about it. And he was like, ah, it's dumb. as fuck.

That's what my Stephen King. That's exactly what he tweeted. Why does Stephen King looks like a skeleton. Dude, he looks like every villain was pretty together. Stephen King, Stephen King looks like this shit he writes about. One thousand percent. Yeah. He looks like Pennywise, he was like Pennywise or Pennywise wasn't a cloud.

It was a dude. Everything about him is the same. He's not a cloud. He looks like a concerning person to, no. But he was complaining about it. He looks like Ellen Jones if he was, if L. Jones was a boy, you know? You're just, I don't even know what you're saying at this point. Anyway.

Now you're just saying things. Yeah, I'm just saying shit. Stop it. So it was originally $20 and Stephen King talked, like, just randomly complained. Not even to him, by the way. He was just talking about it, like on his feet. He was like, ah, it's dumb. I'm out of here.

And Elon was like, well, maybe $8 then? Hmm. So it's like, that's the general idea is that it's going to be $8 fucking dollars now. and eight bucks to get verified eight bucks to get verified funny it's is it funny it's so funny that is stephen kate what the fuck is going on why would you like oh steven kate said something

i really loved fucking uh the gunslinger i'm gonna put it down to eight it's like what the fuck elon stop it is wild that he made a a financial like a business decision based on what Stephen king said it is really fucking funny I mean, only run I love the Gunsinger stories too, but like, come on. I just wonder if, like, it's such, it is a weird person to single out.

But anyway, I, yeah, yeah. This whole thing is really frustrating to me because I just don't. So a lot of people are like, oh, everybody just doesn't like Elon or everybody just doesn't agree with this because, like, they just hate Elon for no reason or whatever. And it's like, listen, Twitter verification isn't a fucking subscription. Like, it's not something that. Like, originally, and this is, to be fair, and I said this before, but like, this is Twitter's fault. The fact that the fact that the verification badge can even be argued in such a way that, like, oh, yeah, charge people for it. That's Twitter's fault.

That's the previous ownership of Twitter's fault because the verification badge was initially supposed to be, hey, this, I am who I say I am. It's a badge to ensure that you are who you say you are. It's easy to get on every single other platform. I am verified on YouTube. I am verified on Spotify. I think I even got verified on Vine back in the day. I think. I'm pretty sure I remember this.

And I think I think Reddit as well. It's very, very easy to get because the point is to verify that you are you. And for whatever reason, every time I tried to get verified on Twitter, they were like, nah, you're not you. I would show them my ID. I would show them my ID. I would show them my ID next to my fucking erect penis. Maybe that was what got me. Maybe that's probably the problem.

All that shit's on file, bro. All that shit's on file. They still got it. And it's there. And they're like, no, you're not you. And it's like, what do you fucking mean? And then they update. Here's my dick.

Yeah. What do you mean? This is clearly mine. It's got a rise against tattoo on it. I think. And then there was like an updated requirement that was like, oh, okay. Okay, well, you need three articles written about you in the last, like, three months or something. That's the requirement to get verified, which is like, that's not what that's for.

So can only get verified if you're a public figure? That doesn't make – that's confusing. It doesn't make sense. Yeah, it's some gay social status thing. It really is fucking dumb. There's even a guy that was complaining about that recent – because, you know, Elon, he tweeted that thing out. where it was so he teed out like that

stupid face, that soy face of that guy or he's just smiling like the wojjack yeah oh yeah thanks for it was eight bucks for um and you'll enjoy the Starbucks drink for like this Frappuccino for like 30 minutes but they're crying at the idea of eight

um eight dollars a month for a verified checkmark essentially saying oh people that spend eight dollars pretty much daily on Starbucks but then and it's like okay I even though I don't spend that type of money on Starbucks either but there's other things where I'd be like this is well worth it because I'm actually getting something out of it the verification does nothing at all for me like I'm not even like say like there's a guy named tipster on Twitter who could benefit from paying $8 a month because he's constantly fucked with and there's so many fake tipster accounts that People confuse him all the time. I might make a fake tipster account like me.

We should all, we should all change our names to tipster on Twitter. And get pictures of him. That would be so fucking funny. Find whatever picture he's using the most recently of himself. You'd have to find him, though. You'd have to find the real tipster. Holy shit. It's like I am Spartacus or whatever the fuck.

I am tips to it. Yeah, the fucking Twitter bearer. Like, who cares? I don't, I, I, it, uh, it, okay, cool, nice to have, but it doesn't matter at the end of the day. Um, doesn't really, for most people eventually. That's what fucked it up. It's not to be a status thing. Well, it's simply just the, this guy right here. There's a guy named Nicholas Hotman. This guy says this law, no one's complaining about the price. We're complaining about at poop, farp lover 87 being able to get verified when it should be designated for public figures,

celebrities, journalists, etc. who actually have a use for the badge. And it's like, You see, like, there's these idiots like this who has a verified badge who know, and 100% that it is a status symbol reserved for these type of people. Yeah. When it's like, come on, bro. And you know what? And you know what? If you are a public figure, if you are like somebody in media, you are probably in all

likelihood going to have more people impersonating you, then if you're just like, I don't know, some guy working at start. Like, no one's going to want to impersonate Charles. McKinley who like fucking is like just some random Starbucks employee who has no reason to be impersonated, you know? I get it on that. But then, but then the fact remains that if that really is your bar, right, you're like, okay, you need to be a public figure.

Okay. Well, why am I not verified? Why am I not verified? Why is my idea not accepted? Why is it that I, even though I have like all, like this audience here, I'm on this, like, I'm on these podcasts that are like widely listened to. why can't I get verified? How many millions of people have viewed your content?

You know what I'm saying? It's fucking insane. Like, just my impressions on Twitter alone. You know what I mean? Like, it's like you, I desperately, there's a guy right now with my at Chris Reagan. And it's, I can't fucking, I, what the fuck? At the very least, let me just let people know that this is the real one.

Right. Dude, that is so fucking... I'm glad you brought that. That is so fucking important. Those points right there are the one thing where it's like, yo, I want my original username. And then I like at least YouTube had a criteria. Hit 100K and then you'll get your check thingy. You'll get a better email response. There was actually something where it just like they paid attention to it a little bit more.

Of course, it's still bad. But it was, there was some type of understanding. Twitter is just completely arbitrary. You don't know. There's people that I'm like, you don't deserve one, but they're a journalist with 5,000 followers that nobody fucking knows. Yeah.

And they're verified. Yeah. And they're like, oh, well, 5,000 is a lot of people. It's like, yeah, it is. You know what else is a lot of people? What is this? 187,000. Can you fucking help me out?

Like, exactly. It's like, bro. It's a thing you shout up pretty much. Yeah, just not getting in the mind. I tried to appeal my suspension because I did it again just to see what happens, you know, once they, whatever they're going to do, see if they're going to be any lenancies or whatever. Because I just generally believe I don't think, I personally don't think that I should have been permanently banned for impersonating Trump. When you have somebody like Matt Walsh, for example, tweeting out that gender ideology is one of the greatest evils in the world. And his rhetoric has led to bomb threats to the Boston Children Hospital.

He's still actively on Twitter tweeting out shit like this. Sending a bampa to a children's hospital. What kind of bottom feeder? What kind of dweller in the darkness motherfucker is that, dude? This guy generally is, even if he's grifting, he's pure evil. Because he's going to legitimately get somebody killed with his rhetoric. And he's fine on Twitter.

And I'm like, really, I'm permanently banned for making jokes? Is it worse if someone is grifting and their actions and their words? Kind of. Like, you know what I mean? Like, it is worse, isn't it? Because they don't even believe it. It's like not even like, like, no, that's a demon. That's a real monster.

He's like, I don't care. Like you tell them like, you know what's going to happen. He's like so. Yeah. It's not like, yeah, it's not like he's like good. Because if he actually believed what he said, because he totally backpedaled when the threats came in, the bomb threats came in for that hospital thing,

because he said that, oh, they're trying to gender reassign every children that steps foot in this hospital, even though you have to be 18 to get research in that specific hospital. You come out with no cock? Oh, that'd be a fucking wild. That'd be a fucking topsy-turny-day, bro. Then I would have to be like, well, I guess Matt Walsh was right. Fuck me. Matt Walsh was right.

Every child, every kid in my pet. Wait, if that's true, couldn't you just send the kid back in again to get him, like, reset? I guess. Can you come you bring him in? They kind of change you up. Can you undo that? Can you, they're going to tape it back on?

Yeah, I guess they got to sew you back up, man. Yeah, give you a bigger one too. Give me a bigger penis. Give me a bigger greener penis. A big green. It's me,

Mike, with a big green penis. No, no, no, it's not big. It's not big. Well,

if it was big before, it's going to be bigger. That's it. Like, I wanted to be a bigger, like larger penis. So you go in. So if you have like five,

because it has to be, no, okay, so six, because you have to, it can't end on odd, because then it would be definitely different. So you do six, right? And they add an inch each time. Imagine that shit. Like, so you started off with, like, say, let's say you were just in the average,

you're like a, you're like a five-ish six-incher. And then you end up. With a fucking six. With a fucking nine-inch penis or something. Green, no, fucking, fucking green. Like, fucking like, like, like each of vegetable, spinach, pop-eye ass, green.

green cock, man. I don't want it that color, bro. I want it green, bro. That's rotten. I want, like, fucking, I want, like. That's healthy green, bro. That's healthy green. I want it.

I wanted to look like... Spinich is dark, man. I wanted to look like, what? I wanted to look like this. Like that pink, like fucking pink. Like pussy pink. I want, I want it pink with little spots. With that fucking face too.

With it. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. I wanted to be a black, but a green set black. Well, you know, when you color something in green so much, it turns black. But then in the sunlight, you can see some green like, hey. You got to, it's like, it's like way darker than I am.

I want my, on my six reassignment surgery, I want my penis to look like Matt Walsh. I wanted to like finish off with a beard and glasses and just say extremely. bigoted stuff. And I'm like, I love it, trans people are, you take your dig down about to, you know,

you're about to dick a girl down. It's like, trans people are evil. And then it's just like, she's like, shut up, bitch. The more erected it gets,

the more like, fucked up it says. Vapid it gets to the point it's saying unruly shit to this girl. And she's like, I don't want to put that in my body. Like, hey,

hey, I, I, I can't get to what I'm, it's not me. It's my dick. I don't believe this. My dick believes it.

I don't believe this at all. I'm an ally. I'm an ally. But, you know, not him. He's just a dick. If you want to, if you want to he, you got a sacrifice for it, you know. Yeah, I don't know what you want for me. I mean, he's, he's a, he's a, he's a dick. He's like, I don't know what. I don't know what you're, I don't know what you're. I don't know what you're, quick. If you put it in your mouth, it'll be muffled.

Ew. That's all fucking. Oh, my God. Anyway, speaking of, uh, mumbled. Speaking of It's kind of a dark side of it Speaking of Dix Uh Witcher

The Witcher has nudity in it I guess Henry Cavill Yeah right I feel like I definitely saw titty's in the Witcher I feel like I absolutely saw Titty Not the game, the show I definitely saw it in the show I was not saying the game definitely

That's what that's what I was like we talked about Sorry I made a mistake I'm going to say game The titter It's in the show I remember specifically There was a huge orgy scene I remember it

Oh sick Yeah was you're right Yeah of course you remember it Yeah I got it on I got all this All this shit bookmarked man Anyway The teacher

Henry Cavill's out There's gonna be a season three With him still in it But he's leaving Because it looks like I don't know He seems to be the only person On that show

Who gave his shit really Like everybody I think there was like a whole thing Where it was like The people who worked on it Who weren't Henry Cavill Hated the Witcher Like they actively

Like didn't like it he's a nerd so i know why he liked it polish people are shitty that's basically that was their whole you poor that people made it gross I don't know what the hell I don't know what the hell they were doing but they just didn't like it for whatever reason

and they took the job anyway because that's what happens when the economy is terrible and people need jobs and they just working out that they don't give a fuck about and then it's worse for everybody so thanks but I think uh yeah so he's gonna be out starting season four they're gonna replace him with

Liam Hammersworth, which I sure Are you sure I thought it was Liam Neeson? Yeah, Liam Neeson. He says the N-word. He calls every monster in Edward. He calls,

he calls a drowner the Edward. He calls him a blue Edward. He drowns these these. If you were if you were,

If somebody made like a Woody-style toy of you, that would be your pull the string. It would be like, what if he called, what if he said the N-word? That would be, bro, your laugh a minute ago, streets of rage two, man. There's this dude named Big Ben and he shoots fire out of his mouth. And he literally laughs the exact same way.

If anybody's plays streets of Rage 2, you know exactly what I'm talking about. And you probably thought this. same thing. What is happening to you? Your laugh is taking on different forms. It's like different people. I'm going to mark that for years, I'm going to mark that clip so you can pull that laugh up.

But it's been like that for years, you. I was like, what the fuck was that? That's gross as hell. Don't hate me because you hate me, bro. Yeah, and sometimes you get the giggles, like you're like, fucking, you're like teething and shit, and I'm like, what the hell is that? What is that?

It's off pudding. But that is off pudding as just recast. thing the fucking witcher like three seasons in. Yeah. Like I get that they didn't go like he stayed under the under the condition. Like he was like, yeah, I'll do the Witcher for as long as we're adapt, faithfully adapting the books by Andre, under. I think it's like on on. What's it?

I forget is Andre is Sarkowski or something. I wouldn't even try it. It's like a Polish name. Polish man. But, uh, and they clearly hate the show. Like everybody else who isn't him hates the witcher. So like that clearly didn't happen. So he's leaving.

But also beyond that, he's going to play Superman again, which, whatever. I feel kind of conflicted about this whole thing because Henry Cabell is the only thing about The Witcher that is above OK. I thought Yen was pretty fine, but yeah, it's definitely – Well, she's fine. He's the focal point. He's the best part of the show because you could tell he cares. And even though he looks nothing like Gerald of Rivia, he sounds a lot like him and he cares a lot and he plays that part really, really well. And so I'm torn because the show is mediocre.

He's great in it. The Witcher show needs him, in my opinion, more than Superman needs him. But Superman needs a good movie more than The Witcher needs a live action TV show or more than we need a TV show. So like, I'm just kind of in between these things right now. Although generally I just, I don't think he's. he's particularly that good of a Superman. I think he has, I think he's a great actor.

I think he's a great actor. I think he's fine. I think he'll make a great Superman with a good script. But not that James Gunn is the head of everything over there now. He's the head of all the DC shit. I have faith that he could do it. Dude,

Peacemaker was fun as shit. Great. It was. If you saw that. Great show. The second suicide squad was really, I actually have the, I have the urge who watch it again.

It's a fun movie. I'll watch it again sometime. It's a fun movie. Yeah. C&P Davidson get his head blown off. That was really funny. Yeah.

I like Henry Cavill a lot. I think he has potential to be, I think he can be a great Superman. I like it really did. He mish handled. I personally, I didn't hate Man of Steel. Same.

I didn't hate. But, uh, you know, a lot of people, you know, that's up for debate and all that shit.

It doesn't really matter. But I still think that he can do a fantastic job. I'm glad he's back. Uh, let's see what happens. I just want him to get a little bit more like, racist or something. I want, like, so I want, I want,

stop talking, stop talking, stop talking. He's like, he's like an alien. He's equipped, and I feel, I want him to be like, like, uh, like, Zod and everyone. Like, they're, like, you know, I don't like these, these people, I'm way better than them. And then he's just sees, you know, that's not Superman, no.

What the fuck? I want this, he goes on, he goes on a subway, he goes on, he goes on the subway. He goes on, he goes on one of the lines on, um, in New York, right? And then he just, like, sees this black dude just begging for change. And he just, he just, he, he, he just, he, In, yeah, inconveniencing the passengers, and he just fucking hits him as hard as he humanly can that actually bust a hole open in the train.

Can you imagine? He kills everybody because of the shock of it is one guy. Everyone dies. I had this really vivid image in my head or this very, like, it's like a, it's like a, like, almost like a giff in my brain of Superman deciding that he's had enough. and he's on a train in the subway and he stands up and just levitates like maybe like an inch off the ground

like he's floating but because he's Superman and he's moving in relation to the planet he's staying still and the train just it's like the train hits him while he's inside it and he's just like tearing the trains apart

Yeah like invincible No it's not exactly it's almost like that but not exactly but it's just him like snapping one of It's not even like from anything. It's just like, I'm so tired. And he just flies up a little bit, but the train keeps going. I like the idea of Superman flying, falling asleep while he's flying, and then falling down and they're fucking up wherever he lands.

I think that's really fucking funny. That must happen at some way in the comments, no? I just don't, I just, he doesn't fly any. He doesn't usually fly like over. Like he flies up, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't like, has anyone ever knocked him unconscious while he's just flying? He's definitely been knocked into places, you know, and, like, hit the ground. Obviously, and he's definitely landed on, like, a person or two. He's definitely been, like, shot with kryptonite arrows or something, like, in mid-flight or something, right?

You know, like, I have to imagine that. You know what's crazy? That's such an obvious thing to write. Cryptonite has not, crypto has not come up very often in, like, years of him being a thing. Well, no, because it's lame, kind of. I think, I understand why it exists, and there's, like, still, there's more narrative reasons why it exists. but like I don't know why they gave him that

I don't know why I know why because it's supposed to be that like the smallest thing can bring down the high standard you know like this is a rock like David killed Goli with a rock you know I think it's more I can sling

I think it's more they just needed a weakness for him because otherwise no it wasn't because he wasn't he wasn't super strong at first he wasn't he wasn't like he wasn't like godly strong at first you know like he wasn't wasn't like way stronger everybody else

even now he's not even like strong rest of the people in the world like there are plenty of people that can fuck him up but like I just A court wait what say again There's plenty of people that can fuck up Superman It's like dozens Do you say on earth?

Yeah plenty Wonder Woman Wonder Woman beat Wonder Woman when they fought Wonder Woman handled him and then killed somebody else He was trying to protect Wait well wonder woman has magic though She has super strength as well too So it's like that's how Jordan

there's Hal Jordan, there's Martian Manhunter, there's Aquaman in the water, you could probably fuck him up. I mean, the way that, the way that... 100%. Shazam, Shazam can beat him literally. Well, Shazam can beat him because he's pure magic.

Black Adam can beat him, you know? Right, like the pure magic guys, even though magic's like, they never, you know, magic cyst a thing, I guess. It's just, it's almost like an element. It's almost like an extra element, right? That's the way that you classify magic. It's just, like, magic fucks them up.

Magic is like the energy, the runoff energy of the universe, you know, like when the explosion happens, the energy that dissipates is magic. And you can use that to do whatever you want. That's what they care of magic. But, like, there's a bunch of people that can beat him. There's like the green lanterns that potentially could beat him, you know. I think they hand, what I feel like to do is they handicap when it's. When it's convenient people lose, you know? That's how it works, you know?

That's exactly how it's how it. Essentially, if Jake Paul boxed Superman. Superman would lose. This is going to make him sad. But like, for instance, when he fought, when he fights Wonder Woman, right? Wonder Woman, she isn't,

she's technically magical, but she's more of a god. She's more of like a godly creature, you know? So when she fought him, Superman is stronger than her and fast than her, yes, but she's a way better fighter.

So she just beat him up and she broke his arm. I thought she was like a fucking Amazon woman. Yeah, she's sort of like Thor. She's sort of like Thor, but like a woman in from that universe. But like hidden on earth essentially. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Like she's the son of the god of war or something, right? Or the daughter of the god of war. Zeus and Hippolyta our parents. She's the daughter of Zeus? Mm-hmm. I thought, I thought I don't even, well, I'm not going to get to that because I thought she was created. But that's definitely one continuity property too.

There's so many different stories for the same characters. Which was first introduced who fucking I don't. know. I don't know. Because I never, you know, I was, I'm a boy, so I didn't give a shit about Wonder Woman until I became like much older. You know what I mean? I still don't give a shit about her. Yeah, I still. I was gonna say, like, I've not grown into, uh, I have not outgrown my misogyny enough to like Wonder Woman. I like her. I like how she solves problems with violence. I think that's funny. Everybody's like, let's talk to him. She's like, let's go kill

them. And everybody's like, what? Well, if he, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's, a, I like the animated movie. I think came on in, oh, six, maybe. Mm-hmm. There's Wonder One one that was brutal. She was chopping heads off. I like the one where she has that lasso that gives people iron deficiency when she gets them with it. They just get all cold and shit. I'm so tired. I'm so

tired. Why am I so tired? Why can't I fight off infections anymore? But let's talk about Jake Paul for a bit. Me and Derek will cry. Me and Derek will cry because it's very sad. I only saw a little bit of it, but I saw that he won. Saw the whole fight.

First, first, beginning of the fight, Silver was, he beat the spider. Now look, look, guys, look. I know a lot of you guys are going to say he beat him, he knocked him down. He knocked him down off a stray hits. Because the whole beginning of the fight literally Silva, he was just not touching Silva. Silva, so he was dancing around him. Not to mention, look, I think he beat him, right? I think Jake, they gave Jake the win because Jake won.

But I have seen Anderson Silva take outrageous beatings and fuck up his opponent. Granted, he wasn't 42. He's 42 now? He's 47. He's 47 now. Jesus Christ. So he was probably 42 when I was watching him get fucked up. But granted, he's 47 years old.

Jake Paul's way heavier than he is. Longer reach. Like 25. 25. Jake hasn't even entered his like athletic prime yet. Yeah. Essentially. Athletic prime is usually served for.

Yeah. Your early 30s is usually your athletic prime. And so Jake is still climbing the ladder. Anderson is in his twilight years of combat sports. And here's the thing. There are such things where people always say nine times out of 10 who wins. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. know if nine times out of 10 Jake Paul wins. I don't know if he's going to win every one. It was close enough to where on a better day, Anderson Silva could have won, right? It wasn't like he got fucking a savage beating. He got his nose busted and that was like the most of it.

And he knocked him down. And he knocked him down. But it was also wasn't like, it wasn't like a devastating blow either. He just kind of got him and he was, he was already tired. It was like, it happened. He definitely won. It's just sad to see because, yo, he's such a legend. He's such a fucking legend.

I've seen Silva get fucked up before. And he was still in the fight. We were all hoping that Silva was going to just kill Jake Paul. Like, we're all hoping, like, and I don't mean metaphorically, we all are hoping that he was going to hit him so hard. Guys. That, like, his head actually spins around like a cartoon. What makes it worse is that he recently fought Izzy.

He recently fought Israel Adirate and Izzy beat his ass waywards and Jay Paul did. Well, yeah, well, they're also in, that's one thing. He's not going to go back to MMA Because MMA is way too Gruling It's way too more like fuck that Like he's he'll do boxing because he knows Even at his age of 47 he can still hang

But like if he was in the octagon He would get fucking destroyed Immediately he would get destroyed He was he wasn't this fight like a like a year or two ago No this was longer This was probably like It was 20 20 20 20 20 20 No absolutely not

When he fought is he? It wasn't like 2020 when he fought him It was probably like 2019 It was probably like 2018, 2019 Let's just let's just Fact check that 2020 the world pause So yeah probably like 2019

Izzy versus Silva I'll see what year that was I think 234 The very beginning of 2019 Yeah So I've seen him get fucked up Way worse than that

But nonetheless I just I don't know I didn't like seeing that He's he's a legend He He hurts Literally the only problem It hurts

Seeing him He was like the greatest middleweight of all time in mixed martial arts. And everybody was hoping in the M.M.A. community. It's only because he's already taken out two M.MA guys. Ben Ascran, pure wrestler, had no business to even be boxing, but got his biggest payday of his life, so good for him. Town Woodley, five-time, or if you defended his championship five times in the

welterweight division, we all thought he had a way better chance. But if you looked at Woodley's last five fights, he all, he's so. a complete dick. He just, he lost it. Something happened to him. Who knows? Maybe he got to,

he's fighting. The thing is that Jake is the people that are, that are one, not boxers. Silva can fight. Silver can box.

Silva can box, but he's not a boxer. Kicking is a huge part of his platform as a fighter. Low kicks are a huge part of his platform and being able

to get groundwork in. And he's fucking old. And he's old. He's very old. So Jake is brilliant for this. Like he's, he's picking

fantastic. opponents. And I want to see what the hell is going to happen next. Because everybody keeps saying, well, when is he going to fight a real boxer? Somebody who's actually around the age. Never probably.

Probably never. If I were Jake, Paul, I wouldn't either. Like, if I were Jake. Because I think whoever he fights is going to go in there and try to literally take his head off.

Like, because Jake is like a heavyweight light heavy weight right now. Heavyweight. I would say heavy weight. I would say he's definitely a heavyweight fire. He's like two and some change. I mean, yeah,

he kind of walks around around 200 pounds. So if he fights a heavyweight fighter, whoever is going to fight him is going to be like, yo, I'm going to try to kill you. So they're going to let him do his dance, and he'll do his dance, and they're just going to get him with one,

with one, and it's going to be real funny until Jake hits the floor and stops moving. And I said, Jake Paul got, oh. So I've heard rumors. I think Jake next is going to fight a boogie two,

988. I think they're saying that one. What if Bogie kills him? We had this joke already. We did this already. We did this exact thing. Random way, a stray hit. Like some.

I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember this exactly. Because I remember one of us said he's going to roll on him and kill him. Jake should fight Mike, dude. Which Mike? Tyson.

Oh. I think Tyson would actually lose dude, to be honest. No. No. I think if, I think if he hit Jake, Jake would be like, oh shit. He would hit Jake. He would get scared, I think, actually. Mike Tyson still was kind of good, but when I saw him fight,

Roy? Holy shit. Yeah. He did great in that fight for a fucking, for a 50-something old man? Yeah, we should move forward, though. Sure. Damn. Because, like, I mean.

It's the best part. Mike Tyson's not going to fight fucking Jake Paul. He might. You never know. It just wouldn't do. He's too old, man. He's like 89. That does not.

Have you seen him his workouts? No, he's, he's impressive, dude. He looks very good in his workouts and stuff. But, man, it's just, when you're in your fucking 50s. But he's old, that's the thing. I guess straight hit could seriously damage him. But, like, I don't think, I think I can do it.

He has fucking osteoporosis. Like, you can't, he can't be in the fucking round. No, bro. He just, he just, he just mushrooms too much. That's it. He was speaking indiccans like that. He just be fucking rolling, rolling out. Just chilling.

I think. Chris, you fight him. You're going to step up, Chris? No. Why not, dude? Do it. Dude, just a couple of protein shakes. You'll be right up there.

Nah, bro. Just wait. Just wait and bite your time and he's going to throw. He's going to get cocky and just one solid hit to the temple. Like with all your mind. Like you hit him in a temple and like hit him so hard. You like go beyond them and you fall down. All the opposite direction when you threw a punch.

and then be like I killed him and you walk out the ring right after that I got him and then you start playing and laughing at Logan ha ha ha ha ha ha ha go bury him don't do that yeah go go go put him in the fucking forest

all right and go take some pictures you guys make a bet that if you kill him in the fight you get to hang him up in the forest you get to bury him in the suicide forest I get to hang you up in the forest like kill you And then you can invite Logan to like a surprise party in the forest and then he finds the real. He finds his brother.

That is demon. That's demon time shit, dude. That is a joker shit. I think the Joker would be like, hey man, that's a little distasteful. That's a little much. You're wild and, boy. I killed a teenager, but still, like, I think you're bugging right now. No, the Joker's, like, the Joker would, like, call a bomb threat into a children's hospital, I think.

sure you know i feel like he's you used the kids as the bombs yeah the kids as the bombs yeah something like that there's a video there's a movie where he had dynamite strapped to a baby and tossed it at batman and batman was like bro what i remember that wait joaker throws the rose baby and then you realized though that jason todd is right where he's like, bro, just kill him. He's no, Jason Todd is entirely right. Jason, like, everyone that says Batman should kill Joker is right. He should kill Joker.

Because Joker won't stop. He'll keep escalating to something cool. You'll have no man's land. Wait, what is this? In no man's land, the Joker kidnaps dozens of babies, keeps them locked up in the basement of Gotham's police station. Commissioner Gordon's second wife, Esson Gordon, tracks the Joker down and confronts him.

She saves the child. The Joker shoots her in the head. The babies crawl around on her lifeless body when even sits calmly in the pool of her own blood. Dude, this is fucking insane. He's, the thing is at this, right? The Joker, when he's doing, like, villainous, maniacal shit,

I don't like that. I don't like when he's, like, going too far. When he's doing shit, that's funny. Like, when it's almost laughable, like, in Dark Night Returns, when he's walking down, like, the love. thing and he can get people into the water

and shooting up and laughing at them and like smacking women and shooting them in the face, that's kind of funny, you know? It's kind of funny. Yeah, that's hilarious. Not when he's like ripping his face off and like going like pure bananas and like to whispering Jason Todd like, how I'm a fuck your dead body

after I kill you. You know, like that's too much. Yeah, the cutting your face off thing was a bit. I don't know. That was kind of. I wonder one of those masks. I wonder one of those masks. Yeah. I mean, it seems like, I don't know, the kind of crazy that is, this didn't strike me.

Like, I feel like Joker's almost kind of, uh, not vain necessarily, but I do feel like he cares about his appearance in, like, enough that he wouldn't do something like that. The Joker is maniacal, but he's not, he's not exactly like body horror. I don't think it was a thing. That's like, he'll do anything he can to get a rise out of Batman for the most part, you know, but I feel like he can't start at one. 100, you know, you got to start at, you got to start with the beginning. Yeah, yeah.

Get there. I do think it's really funny to kidnap every baby in the world. Well, that's hilarious. Every baby in the world. But in a dark and just make loud noise to make them cry. Take a baseball stadium and convert into a blender, put all the babies in there. Oh, my God. You sure?

You're right? And then after, that's what Joker did. And then after he does it, Batman's still like, I got to put him back in Arkham. I gotta put this man in jail Everyone's like Bruce Bruce you gotta kill him Bruce This guy has a bigger This guy has a bigger KD

Like this guy has more deaths than 9-11 Probably on his top on his Oh yeah Like Bruce this guy has more kills than Hitler If you blamed all of it on him That's insane This time I'll just give him More community service

I'm gonna make him pick up 10 times more trash Find out That's like you find out that like he sunk the Titanic He melted down Chernobyl Like That is so extra evil I don't know I'll go get him

I'm gonna do something about him How about we put an extra padlock on his door It's like yo Bruce You're pussy, you're pussy Bruce You're hella pussy bro I didn't really think you would I'm gonna give him a spanking this time You'll really learn

I'll beat him up and then I'll put him in a box and then we'll be fine boost your pussy trust the box and then trust the box and then fucking Harley Quinn walks right past Batman

well hi Batman and then just opens the box oh what are you doing again it happened again he's out again oh it's funny I like the idea that Batman

when he fights Harley Quinn he does not hold back at all and he's just whooping her like he'd be whooping like he'd be trying to fight Superman he's just swinging on her hard is shit and she's like

bats, calm down. He's like, shut up bitch. And he just fucking uppercuts her punches her in the back and a head

steps on her boob. Steps on her boob. Kicks her in the pussy. Bro, he knows she's cramping punches her right

in the fucking ovaries. Just deemids that time of the month, huh? Just fucking Jesus Christ. Up and crushes her.

It's like, yo Batman calm down or what Or what? I'm not wearing a I don't know I did out of prison barking at a certain voice He doesn't even fucking say

English He's just He's a red I have no idea what you're saying anymore Gry Gets you see his He said he is Alfred

Master Wade Are you fucking retarded Are you fucking retarded Alfred Commissioner Gordon It's just key words are like slipping through It's like Bruce are you there

Are you there Bruce It's just a Batman now Bruce is gone Bruce died. Joker's just like, he just doesn't care anymore. He's like, I don't even know what to do with this anywhere. Bruce dies. Bruce dies and Batman takes over entirely.

This is boring. Why is Batman so, what happened? I don't even want to do crime anymore. He doesn't even, he laughs of his own accord now. And I don't, what's going on? He seems to have a happiness now. He seems crazier than I. I am.

And he drives a car into the window into fucking Joker's back. Oh, we're not getting away this time. Takes out a lead pipe. Sounds him with the pipe and it shoots him in the face. Sounds him. It's like, what the fuck? It's the same pipe he killed Jason with he kept it. Just a sound joker in a future.

Just to sound him. All right, let's move on to some questions. All right, let's go ahead. God damn it. Oh, before we move on, we wanted to just create a quick rest in peace to take off, man. Real sad situation. We talked about a little bit before we lost the footage.

But yeah, man. Right. Young, one of the three people that are part of Migos, people that made bad and bougie, walking like I talk it. Yep, unfortunately got killed in Houston outside of like a, I don't know, a bowling alley club thing. Yeah.

Yeah. I think it was outside of a Forever 21. Yeah. I was hearing a couple of things. I was like, yo, this is, this is so tragic.

And I was, I was hearing some people say some shit. I'm like, bro, don't say that, but it was funny. They're like, oh,

damn, they're like, damn, over a D&D game. Because apparently, because apparently there was, they were playing dice. All over D and D.

Indeed, I heard that I was like, damn, bro. Nah, D&D is a game that would do it. If any game would do it, it would probably be D&D. Imagine playing D&D for fucking 10 years.

You have a character that he, that you fucking you love him his life matters you like a fucking television show you helped him become something great he's like level like like fucking 15 from level one so many battles so many hard times and you die

I would just man I'd fuck that DM up you just and then and then unfortunately uh take up was the DM unfortunately take up no I'm not gonna go that far that's fucked up but

but yeah that was a fucked up situation, man. It's a lot of young fucking rappers, dude, too much, man. So rest and peace takeoff and hopefully his friends and family fucking goddamn Kwaivo and all that shit, man. I mean, you say hope they're doing well, but I mean,

you say hope they're doing well, but I'd be like, are they probably not, you know? RAP, man. And I'll like you. Probably not. Yeah, probably not. Dude, so I realize recent people started saying resting piss, which is so fucking rude. That shit's new to me, because I've never heard

that. Because people, you know, usually don't say monstrous things about the dead, you know? What? Where have you been? People around me usually don't say terrible things about the dead like that. Didn't the queen just die? But no one said rest in piss that I knew at least. Oh, dude.

And we were making fun of that shit immediately. Yeah, I didn't say rest. I was like, oh, man, she's the queen. So whatever. I wasn't like really going hard. I mean, if you search rest and piss queen, I'm sure those little thousands of tweets. Yeah, yeah, you'll probably find hundreds of thousands of thousands. Yeah.

Anyway, let's move on some questions. Nikki Ziggy wrote in. Says, hey guys, a little late, so don't worry if you missed this. But my question is this. To what extent can you separate the art from the artist? Obviously, this question is about Kanye because, wow. So first of all, I just want to say there's this interview of him going around where he's like, I can't say who did this or what, like, what media they're a part of,

or their race or nationality or anything. It was a Jewish doctor. And it is the, it is, it is so fucking funny that clip. I, the thing that's concerning about Kanye to me is that if he's really having a manic episode, right? If this is genuinely a manic episode, it is so well written to the point where it feels like, it feels like a staff of seasoned comedy writers are writing Kanye's life right now. I wouldn't say that. Because everything,

everything he says, dude, when he was like, when he was like, I, listen, man, Adidas,

I want to apologize to the black community because now, based on what Adidas is doing to me, and what I said about George Floyd, I know what it's like to have a knee on my neck right now. And I'm like, that is some fucking, that is like, that is outrageous.

Have you? That is some fucking, that's like the, office. That's like Michael Scott. That's so objective. I don't, I don't think that's funny. I'm gonna say curb. You're out of your mind. That is, that is an insane thing for a person to say.

That is, yeah, that's like a current. Like I would, like, I would hear that and I'd be like, always say, what? I wouldn't even laugh. I was like, what the hell? That is absolutely dead on, it's always sunny. That is always sunny. That is always Yeah, uh, it is, that is somebody desperately trying not to, somebody who is

completely, sensitive trying to be sensitive but they're incapable of it. It's like I want to say sorry guys. I didn't understand because now I know what it feels like because of Adidas. And it's like, bro, what? It is astounding. Dude, and that timing on that Jewish doctrine, apparently right now, right now I'm not bumping any Kanye right now.

Purpose I'm going to my way not to send to Kanye. When Kanye comes on the place, I kind of like, I'm going to go past this at the moment. Not really vibing with Mr. Ye'i. Yay right now. but I watched a documentary about Connie because of all this No it's it's like a YouTuber made

This guy named him FD Signifier And he makes a lot of content about like You know Basically black talking points From the black perspective Is he a guy with dreadlocks? Yes Like a sort of muscular guy

He's a little big, a little beefy Oh yeah I watch him all the time actually He's a very good content creator actually Very well spoken Yes So, yeah, I was watching his things. And I felt fucking awkward because I was like, damn, I kind of want to listen to some of his music right now. Who, yes?

It was one of those things were, yeah, because it was one of those things because it's kind of his whole rise and fall. It's like, it's a rise and fall without being called a rise and fall. But it a very, because he's a very intricate, you know, right, the way you've seen some of his content. So it made me like really, I was like, man, that's crazy. It just really hit home with how crazy this shit is for that, what he turned. into what is happening right now. It's like, yo, it gives you more perspective of starting from the beginning and working way up to this point right here.

And I'm like, man, that's where it's always been jarring for me because I've, that, I don't, I was like a, a passenger on that whole drive. Like, I never did it listen to Kanye. Ever since Jesus Walk became popular, I've been following his career, you know. So it's just strange seeing him go for the person that wrote like a song like gorgeous. that is a very black empowerment song to him saying some wild shit like Wild Lives Matter

and though he had his own meaningful he wore the Wail Lys Matter shirt and he was like there's so many there's so many abortions and blah blah blah there were more black kids aborted than born and those are Candice Owens talking points that's all that was

I actually watched some of the documentaries some of her documentary the thing and though it I hate her I hate her all her mind my heart but that

Black Lives Matter money shit is it's it's fucked it's such a fuck situation that's really saddening Well look at the pressing actually you can look at the right a broken clock is right twice the day. I I like there's things that and this is one reason why I've deleted some of my videos Is because even though what I was saying about certain things and when I was criticizing the black lives matter movement There was too many people that were using it for the wrong reason exactly you can't that's my thing and I've noticed this too and it happens I creators. We can't tell who absorbs what we make. We can't. We can't dictate. It's the death of the author. That happens

all the time. Yeah. So it's just like the idea that we make things and we're like, I make it and I have this whole meaning for it. But people are going to absorb it their own way and they might use it for fucking horrible me. I think that's the reason why you guys kind of both kind of took a step back on political shit, I'd assume. Because of the fact that these people are just going to take it as like, I don't mean

this at all and I'm not trying to do this. It's not the vibe. I'm trying to give off. I mean, I wouldn't say that's, I wouldn't say that's entirely what. Like, I just got incredibly bored. And I just don't like the intensity by which people will believe something and then take it incredibly seriously to the point where it's just like making comedy content based on our based on that stuff became like really unfun because everybody just took it way too fucking seriously. Or they were just using it as like, hey, look, this guy, this guy's like a voice. And it's like, no. That's the nature of it.

I'm not a voice. I just think this is funny I think it's funny when a white feminist raps really poorly to try to convey her message of acceptance to the world and it's really bad and it doesn't convince anybody why would anybody do this

it's almost like it's purposefully bad it was I don't know it's very stupid but it's a weird world it's a weird world the situation we're gonna say I thought you're gonna say I thought you're gonna continue

I was gonna leave Oh, no, I think, I don't know, well, to me, it's, to what degree can you separate the artist from the artist? To me, in my opinion, music is the easiest thing to do that with. Like, when you see an actor or when you see like a stand-up comedian, like stand-of comedians are telling stories about their lives, they're speaking to you. There's like, you know, when an actor, even when an actor is like portraying a role, they're, you know, they might be playing a character, but they're acting in, in some. way that's at least vaguely adjacent to the way that they would interact with. They're speaking. You know, there's no, there's art in it and there's performance in it, but it's, it's, it's more communicative. Music to me is like so much more art than anything else that it's very easy for me

to forget the person if the music is good, as opposed to the role, because like I'm, if I'm watching Kevin Spacey in a movie, you know, I see him. Like, that's Kevin Spacey. that's that's the that's you know that's the guy who chooses now to live life as a gay man after he was touching up on people on set you know that's him i see that face but like with a musician it's like no man that's i'm sure there's a million fucking musicians that have done really fucked shit and to me it's like that's a dope solo for me the the line comes with when you are when you're the words you sang contradicts so heavily with the person you've become.

That's where my problem becomes the thing. Like, where Kanye, like, what you call it, singing like, I won't stop to all my government, wait, I won't be satisfied about, like, just rapping about, like, black empowerment and then, like, wearing a shirt with someone who is so antithetical to, like, such a powerful movement.

You know, that's where it's like I have a, even me, as someone as loves kind as I do. Like, I have his first, I have his first four albums memorized, and I listen to his mixtapes. Most people don't even know Kanye has mixed tapes, and I listen to, like, a lot of them, and I have a bunch of them on my phone. Like, I'm a huge fan of that artist, but it's just I can't. As of right now, it hurts. So, but will you listen to his music, or are you going to, like, say, are you going to make almost like a,

like a boycott or something like, like, you know. boycott but I'm just I'm gonna right now hearing him is it all things he's doing now is so fresh that hearing him kind of reminds like oh man he's doing this fuck shit right now so I'm gonna try to zone him out for a bit but even on like what you call social media like I kind of muted his name on Twitter I don't I don't need it right now I just don't my whole thing is uh my whole thing is about like support in a way that uh are is what am I is what I'm doing contributing to whatever they're doing and uh something like I I made a decision like uh i just basically like about jo rogen for example like i just couldn't i was just

like i can't consume his media anymore because of there's just there's just one too many things that are just like this shit that he's saying well right but that's so i'm like okay i i know what you're saying but like joe rogan's media is is the thing right you know what i guess and i guess but it it's not like conya has a song that's like white power you know okay well but here's the thing though. I guess, yeah, let me use a better example then. Yeah, because if it was something like that, I would feel more like I want to,

if I'm contributing to, like, I'm not going to consume this person's content anymore. I'm not going to buy it. They're not going to get my streams because I am giving them, sure, it's pennies. But I just, I don't want to give these people money and support them. If they're actually a detriment

to society, or they're actually harming society in some certain way. Certain incidences of like crime and shit that whatever I can I can see past shit like that but it's more of like an active if there's something active that's going on like Kanye right now it's not like Kanye had this legacy

and then you found out of something retroactively I'm like fucking whatever dude like right as of right now it's like transitioning into it yeah it's like what it's like do I want to give this contribute anything wear any of his stuff listen to anything fuck no like I don't want any of that because it's not right now It's too fresh from me right now, you know?

Yeah. And it's happening at the moment. I just don't want to deal with it, you know, like. And it's a personal decision, though, too. It's not like you shame other fucking people for, you know, they choose to, like, listen to, oh, yay, excuse me, he changed his name. You know, we've been deadening him this whole fucking time. So it's like, there are certain things I can't, like, you know, like, there are certain songs that, like, I can't, like, there are very few songs I love so much that no matter what someone would do, I couldn't. I could stop listening to it.

Like, there's very few songs that, like, I can't. Like, off the wall, I, if they prove Michael did it, I'll still listen to that song. Like, that whole album I also listened to if they prove it. Even if they prove he did it, even if he comes, like, I love doing it. It made me it was great. I'd still be like, I can't, this album's too good. This album's too good of an album. I mean, look, it's, yeah, it's a little bit, to each throne, really.

At the end of the day, I don't think, I'm not going to say someone's morally, they don't have morals or they're immoral for consuming somebody's content or whatever like that. I can say just personal choices, you know? Yeah, I guess for me, just music is something that's so different. I don't know, like music, it's so easy.

Particularly, like, well, yeah, bands, but not even just bands, but to be just like music in general, like, like, like imagine, I don't know, fucking Danny Elfman did something bad. It's like, that doesn't make, that doesn't retroactively make the, Nightmare before Christmas, like a terrible movie, you know what I mean? Like, that's... I don't know.

Like, to me, it's very easy for me. Like, if that's a dope song, it's a dope song, and there's kind of really not much of anything that can be done to change that. Like, I understand why people listen to Michael Jackson still. I don't particularly like it, because I've overheard it a million times. But I at least understand why it's kind of transcended to the point where it's like, yeah, I could see why people, even if they don't... Even if they believe that he would do something like that, I could see why they

they would, like, the guitar in beat it is awesome. Eddie Van Halen, bro. Yeah. So, you find out that Eddie Van Halen kept several kids in his dungeon, and you're still going to be like, man. Look, the sad reality, the sad reality is that, look, man, I'm astounded that the music industry specifically

hasn't blown up or imploded in the wake of a lot of the social movements that have happened because it is a very, very obvious. It's not even, there are things that are called like open secrets where, like, people kind of knew a little bit about Cosby. And then there's things that aren't even secrets at all where it's like, oh, yeah, I'm a part of this band and these are my groupies. Oh, they wrote about it in Bush. You know?

Or like, yeah, here's our song about the groupies that we, that we would fucking in Memphis and in fucking Dallas and in fucking Wichita and fucking, everybody knows that. Everybody knows that musicians just have groupies. Right. It's just assumed that that's true. It's almost weird if they don't. It's almost, oh, interesting. You know, it's, it's, I don't know, I'm astounded that that industry hasn't had this, this, this, this, this, me too thing.

I mean, the thing is, man, it, it, it still might come because what I've been saying for years, probably since 2017, I'm like, how the hell has Vince McMahon not been taken down? Head of WWE, like this is the, like, he's the first guy you go to. And then, of course, now it finally came. He stepped down and now fucking, uh, Triple H took over. So it's like, it still might happen. It just took, it took, he literally, I feel like he should have been ahead of Harvey Weinstein. Like, like, Vince McMahon was a pervert on television. Like, you know, like he played roles to be a pervert in some roles where like,

what is happening behind the scenes if he's like making out with hot chicks in front of his wife and stuff and all this shit? I'm like, bro, like, what is, something's going to happen. It did. Woo! Now, it's going to be interesting. It's going to also suck. for a lot of people. You know,

it just depends on when somebody's going to pull the trigger. Somebody's going to do it and then everybody's going to follow. But who? Which groupie? Because I feel like

a lot of the groupies that were around the era, they actually look at those as golden years. You know? Yeah, it's kind of like you ever see Watchmen?

Remember when I got tossed by freaking what you? No, but you remember Watchmen when the original Silk Specter? Mm-hmm. She even like, were like basically her daughter's like,

why aren't you all mad at fucking the comedian for essentially trying to rape you? No, No, it's not trying. He did. In the movie, he didn't like, you know. It's implied that that's her dad and she's forced himself on her.

Yeah, but the whole, okay, but the whole thing is, it's just like in that, in that, well, what, okay, yeah. What I'm trying to say, I'm not even trying to get that deep into it, but it's just like, her whole point is just that, like, she looks back on the, she's like, as you get older, the, the past looks brighter, right? Even the dark stuff, even the fucked up shit. And so I feel like a lot of people do that though Even in moments where they're like Oh this band took advantage of me You know because you know a lot of that shit happened But they're looking at like what they're doing now

Versus when they were parting with rock stars They kind of like justify and do those mental gymnastics Like yeah there was a great time Even though if you sat down and talked to him with a therapist Like oh yeah I was like tossed around like a salad I was like a fucking like a football and shit And taking advantage of and every you know like crazy shit because it's all in their books man people the lot of these motherfuckers wrote books and then

they're all like oh yeah maybe i should take these off the market whatever madness we'll see it happens man i i like that in my era of music shit wasn't it it slowed down quite a bit people just like play game boy and shit you know like it wasn't like people weren't like it wasn't it crazy like even like going on tour there was like the one guy there was the one pervert that was going out of his way, but like everybody else is like, we're just going to hang out and eat, drink a little bit, and play video games. And so it's kind of nice now.

I imagine if you talk to people that go on tour and whatnot, if you know any musicians, that's basically what they're doing now. Like that whole groupie culture is, maybe it still goes for like, I don't know, I know, Molly Cruz is around. It still exists. Yeah, Molly Cruz is so old that I can't even imagine that they,

I can't even imagine that that's even real. You think. Like, not anymore. Like, I guess not anymore. What are they going to do? You know, like, oh, come here. You get a Viagra, bro. Get a Viagra and sit on it.

There you go. Get a Viagra. Sit on it until I fall asleep. Jesus. That sounds like for life, though. That sounds pretty cool. Dang, bro. That's life right there, man.

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Just drip MH Because the strangest pyramid scheme collapsed Road in He says, Greetings Gang Somewhat small question this month With Sweeney being into D&D

His rare few Ws What would you say what would you all say to the thought of one day running a special episode where he DMs a small one-shot campaign for you all to get a feel for the game? Have a good day. Much love for the awesome show.

I don't know. I've done a handful of one offers. I'd be down to do it, but you guys have to commit to doing it. It would have to be a one-shot. Like, like, and it would probably be like, honestly, it would probably be a Patreon, like, extra kind of exclusive thing. Like, I don't know.

It's, if we were to do that. Because it's, I don't know, D&D is difficult for me because I can't justify that amount of time being put into something that I cannot profit from in some way. Like, I can't do it. Because it's like 10 hours, some of these. It's not going to be 10 hours, dude, for a one-chat. What I'm saying, well, I don't know.

I had some friends do a one-shot recently, and it was about eight, seven or eight hours. That's what I'm like, dude. I'm not going to make a fucking 10-hour one-shot. Yeah, we can just make it, we go in some cave and do a couple of things or something bullshit. it'd be like that max three hour one shot yeah i just just it's if i'm sitting and i'm playing a game that i know is going to last for that long my mind is right my mind races because i think

like oh man i should be like writing something i should be editing something i should be like do we like even when because i still feel that honestly still to this day i feel that with playing even though playing video games is my job now like i have to i have to play video games for sacred symbols. Like, even when I scream, it's like, it's like something that I have to do. But, like,

I still remember, like, when I was a kid and my parents would kind of, like, they didn't shame me necessarily for playing video games, but they would also, if I was playing for a really long time, they would,

they would come in and they would, they would be a little bit like, you know, it's like, oh, you're still up, you know, like, or, like, or I would go downstairs and they'd be like, welcome to the land of the living.

You know, that was the thing that I would always get. So, like, I have it in my head that, like, I feel guilty for playing video games, even though it's literally my job to do it. So for stuff that's not video games that I absolutely can't even make that line to, it's extra strong.

My argument is this, right? There's so much time out of everyday people waste. People waste time all the time. It's just wasted time. Right. Like, I'm pretty good with my time, and I still waste time. So it's like to put aside a few hours this once. a week, you know, because we, my roommates,

we play every other week. So, either we play for like four hours. Right. And we just like, all right, cool, I'm DD's coming up, I'm going to make sure I get all this stuff ahead. So when Sunday hits, we play D&D, we eat, it's pretty much like, it's just hanging out with your friends. It's all it is.

We're going to eat, we're going to, I guess on the eat, we're going to chill with our homies, and we play. And it's fine. I'm usually ahead of time on most of the things I have to do. But to someone that does not have that idea of like all is a waste of time. It's very hard because D&D,

the biggest thing that makes the game hard to do is having, it's letting yourself relax and play. That's it. That's the hardest part of it. Sit down, play, have fun. That's it.

That's all you got to do. Nothing else has happened. You can fuck up the rules all you want. People explain the rules to you. You could roll badly as long as you're just having a good time. That's all that matters. So that's the thing. I would do it for you guys one and two,

but you guys have to actually want to play. No problem at all. Well, I would do it for an, episode. Yeah, because I wouldn't feel unproductive. That would make a lot of sense. But, uh, yeah, we can do that for an episode. We'll figure that it's out, maybe some early 20,

223 or something. I don't know. Yeah. If you donate, if you donate, uh, 3,000 dollars on Patreon, we'll do, uh, we'll do a one shot. We'll do a 20 minute one shot. We'll do your fucking, we'll report it and then we'll lose the footage. Yeah. We'll stream it.

We'll stream it on freaking discord. We'll stream it there. And then we'll fucking, we'll fucking, we'll fucking be 20 minutes. what's your character is a guy. That's it. It'll turn off the camera. I'm like, thanks of the money. All right. Let's see. I am Christopher Raymond Gunther. With me are Thomas, I.H.G. Sweenard and Darren, some white guy, Whiteman.

Welcome to the white tank. Jesus Christ. Can you imagine? The white tank. Just the whitest fucking people. Real conservative shit gets brought up, bro. Can you imagine incredibly white people with a podcast? Crazy. Lads. Yeah. Never heard of it. Lads, boys, my little chubbusters.

Have you seen Mike Tyson's mysteries? Mike voices himself and he is insane in it. Like for real an agent of chaos. Funniest shit I've ever seen. I didn't know about this. I didn't know about this until like the last like maybe like three years. And I learned about it because Norm McDonald's on it as a fucking pigeon. As a pigeon.

And it is so damn funny. Like that is it. I want to say I'm going to say this and you could tell me if I'm wrong. But it almost feels. like if if drawn together was coherent. Not in the premise, you know, because it's obviously not the same premise, but just the style of insane shit that happens in that show. That's fair.

It feels very adjacent. It's like Scooby-Doo if it was just insane. Well, yeah, it's supposed to be like Scooby-Doo. Yeah, it's like a parody of Scooby-Doo. And it's so fucking funny because Mike, Mike's character is so fucking funny, bro. The shit he gets into is wild. And Norm McDonald's pair hits comments, bro. Every comment he makes is unbelievable.

Yeah. And I think there's like a... That ghost dude that's like... He's basically like the father of boxing. He's one of the characters. Yeah, yeah. There's a... This cast is insane.

Because it's Mike Tyson as himself. Norm McDonald has a pigeon. And I think it's... I think it's Jim Rash. who was the dean on community as like this effeminate ghost. Right, right.

And I think like he's like a yes. There is somebody, dude, it's been, I haven't watched it since it, the show ended. But I was, so I wasn't in shape the year it came out, but I was,

I never, I never was really into cosplaying, going to cons. I just never was, I was like, that's not my thing. But that, I was good.

I was like, dude, I'm going to get fucking shredded. And then I'm just going to fucking cosplay. is Mike Tyson that because I was I was actually looking for that jumpsuit and then I was like all I'd need is just boxing shoes and then just put on his stupid tattoo and then there it is like people would know oh yeah from Mike Tyson mystery is like that blue jumpsuit the stripes on it yeah and uh oh yeah it's the young Asian girl oh right right right right right right so insane that show is that shows a fever dream I remember when I didn't watch it I heard about and I was like that's not a real show It sounds fake

It sounds like If somebody would describe that show to you You would think it was fake Yeah Mike Tyson A pigeon A ghost and a little Asian girl Go around solving mysteries

Does not sound real It's like oh yeah You're just lying for no reason Yeah You're just lying to me That's cool though But it is really good I recommend it to anybody

Who hasn't seen it It's fucking just insane And it's really short as well Because it's only like three seasons Yeah I would look up this clip if you If you can

Look up this clip of him It's called Fighter Flight It's my favorite fucking moment from there It's He's just doing a fighter flight And he's just Basically you know the whole idea Of fighter fight or flight

You know that whole thing And he just I just I don't want to spoil it It's just Watch the fight to fight go off It's so fucking It's so funny

It's so funny Anyway Yeah Yeah So you guys You guys will enjoy that That's good shit Yeah

Yeah Yeah Okay Obey be one Chabloamy road in. He says, hey guys, would you rather have a health bar or a stamina wheel? The health bar keeps you at your healthiest relative to your age and can be refilled through food. The stamina wheel could let you run at a full sprint for a good 30 seconds without tiring and only needs a few seconds to refill. Oh, stamina bar.

That's what I was thinking too. Because I feel like a health bar would be really anxiety-inducing. Like, I wouldn't want to be that aware of how close I am to do. You know, people would see it too. You're real weak right now. It takes you off. It exists for other people as well. I just don't like the idea of like,

even if I'm always hovering at around like 95%, like I just, because it bothers me when my phone goes down. Like my phone being at 100% is like, I feel good. And then the second it goes to 99, I'm like, damn. You got to,

that's problems right there for you. But, um, but, uh, yeah, but, uh, it's, It incrementally bothers me more and more and more When it's like 30, I'm like, oh, God damn it.

That's bad anxiety, bro. You got to, you got to. No, it's not, it's why I don't look at it really that much. And it's like, so to have that for your health, even if it's always really high. Because you know, at some point, you're going to experience something and it's going to be low. There's going to be something that gets you. You're going to get sick. You're going to be at like 38%.

I'm like, oh, my God, I'm so dieable right now. I almost got hit by a car the other day. And I was thinking like, God, damn. If I had a health bar, I'd either, that wouldn't have been a good one. So the stamina wheel is obvious, especially because you could just kind of like spam. You know, as long as you just like, you know that trick where you like, you use most of your stamina and then you just kind of stop just before it hits the end and then it, you wait for it to refill? Yeah, of course. You could cheat a lot of situations by just doing that.

So yeah, obviously, the stamina bar wins. I'm just stamina bar. I don't need that fucking constant anxiety. What about you, what are you feeling? No, I agree. I 100% agree. Yeah. Right, next question.

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What? How far is too far when it comes to game moderation? With Overwatch 2 threatening to make you register a phone number, strictly a contract phone, by the way, no poor, poor prepaid bitches allowed, and kernel level anti-cheat, it seems like games are starting to get way too hands-on with this stuff.

On the other hand, we see that sexual assault custom game mode, someone made in Overwatch. Did you see that, by the way? No. No, what was it? So, hold on. I don't know specifically what it was, but there was a, hold on,

sexual assault, Overwatch, custom game. Yeah, so national, No, no, no, come on, come on. Sexual Assault custom game reveals glaring Overwatch moderation problem. Original story. Oh, God damn it.

I wish I could remember this. Yeah. Sexual Assault Simulator was a custom game type on Overwatch. I'm trying to find the rules. Okay, okay. The description from the game modes reads this. This version 1.2 of the new and unique sexual harassment simulator, find new friends live a normal life and give birth to a child.

When you enter it, it forces one player to play as Cassidy against a team of strictly female Overwatch heroes. The top left of the screen instructs you to flash to knock down your victims, which refers to Cassidy's old Overwatch One flashbang ability, and says, T-Bag to Fuck, which is written with spaces, seemingly to get around the word filter. As you crouch, text appears on the top... screen that says raping. Enemy

heroes are then marked as pregnant and then eventually a Torbjorn bot is spawned in to simulate a child. This is real. So, you know. Yeah, guys, I'm done. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get out here. I'm, I'm over this right now.

That's, that's crazy. Yeah, that's your limit. That's not, that's not your, uh, that's not your kind of custom game? I did. I think, You gotta wake up, my guy. That's perfectly aligns with Overwatch people that play Overwatch. That sounds like Overwatch people, yeah, yeah.

You're telling me the game that is mostly popular because of the porn that spawned out of it are not particularly well-balanced. Bro, so much porn, man. So much porn, bro. They fucking data-minded game got the actual models of the characters and made porn. That's so fucking wild to me, dude. To be fair, to be fair, there was, I remember a game mode in Halo 3 called Smear the Queer. where But that's fine.

There would be one player who spawned pink and he was slow but he could jump really high and then everybody else spawned in like their normal colors and they would get into like these vehicles and try to splatter him. And that was like the whole that was like the whole fucking thing.

So these kinds of game modes have been around for a while just people being edgy with fucking custom games. But as far as like making you register a phone number that specifically isn't prepaid is a little weird. I didn't have to.

People were talking about that. I played the game. I didn't have to do that. Well, do you have a battle net? I don't think it's connected. What? Yes, it is. Where'd you play?

I don't think I've had it on a PCM console. Hmm. If you signed in, if you signed into your battle net, it's probably just already there. Like it was specifically for new accounts. Is that ever? I tried to do it. I had an account. And I don't.

I deleted my battle net when Destiny left because I was like, I don't need this. So you had to put a phone number for BattleNet. Is that what you're saying? I think so. I don't remember that. I don't know. All I know is that like I remember seeing this around a lot. But I don't know.

I think it's a bit much. It's a bit too hands on. It's a bit too hands on. It's a bit much. I don't know. I don't know. I guess they're trying to make the game better. for the people that are playing the game.

They're trying to make it so you can't just like spam shit and then and then get away Scott free because you're anonymous. But at the same time, like, that's, I have seen some of the funniest shit I've seen in a while hearing like, I've seen clips on Twitter of like MonoWher 2 lobbies and oh my God. Yeah, it's, it's funny. It is just funny. Like, it's funny, it's funny, but it's not funny. Like, I get to me, it's hilarious.

Like hearing someone gets so mad, they scream. the N-word on modern warfare, it's funny to me. That is just funny. That's my kind of comedy. But, like, some people just don't want to hear that, you know? Yeah, but you can just mute them. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, you could always mute people.

That's always a thing as well. But I don't know. Like, that whole, that whole mentality is what killed people being on mics, though, in all fairness. No, it isn't. No, it is. Yes. Yes. No, Sweeney, you're out of your fucking mind.

People, people, people, people did not stop going on mics because lobbies were too toxic. Yeah Definitely for League of Legends 100% yes A lot actually I believe that definitely It might not be the only reason I'm going to say that Not the only reason

Definitely played a part in it 100%. 100% I don't think so at all 100% I think I'm definitely department No

100% What do you think it didn't happen Why do you think it stopped happening Because party chat And Discord and team speak became like And even just Skype lobbies And shit like that

It became a lot more convenient To be able to It's a lot nicer To be able to talk to your friends independently of what game you're playing, than it is to have to be forced into a lobby with a bunch of people that you don't know, even if that experience is kind of fun for you.

Because ultimately, what's more comfortable is just being in a comfortable environment. Yeah, but people play games with their friends very often, true. Yeah, but they usually are in a Discord or they're in a party chat or they're in something like that. That is what killed custom game lobbies and voice chat.

I think that it was a part of it, but I still think definitely the fucking, the vapid, toxic nature of it definitely played a part in it. because I know people that don't use in-game lobbies anymore because of how toxic they were, literally. I know, I'll put it, I'll say this. I definitely think it's probably like a big reason for maybe women, you know. I think maybe women definitely avoid game chat specifically for that reason.

But the overwhelming majority of people, like guys were playing, I don't think that's true. I definitely, I definitely, I think, I think that's 100% for women. I would say that's probably true. I would say 100% true. Yeah, yeah. For women. Like it's so fucking outrageous for no reason. It's bad.

It's bad. But definitely, I know a bunch of people that were just like, yeah, I hate turning on my mic and getting called the N-word for like three hours to just whips somebody's ass in a game. Like, I don't, that's not fun, you know? So like, I, I, I 100% think definitely that's part of it. I don't think so. I think there's still, like, I'm sure there, I'm sure there are a handful of people. And I'm sure there are, there are probably people who feel that way. But you can just see the trajectory.

You can see. Oh, this. Oh. party chat is available, immediately it dies. Oh, party does available. I get it. I get why party chat. It plays a part. It plays a part. Yes, you are right.

It plays the overwhelming majority of the part. I think it plays a part. I think, I think it plays a part. I think, I think some people are just like, I don't want to deal with it. I don't want to deal with this anymore. I'm listening to people scream and people, I'm listening to people have their fucking mic, their mic, too high, and then like somebody walks in a room and they're getting screamed at by

their aunt, because that's happened so many times on chat, which I think is hilarious. I think that's so funny. But like, I've got other people are just like, I'm just going to play this game. And then, you know, that's it. Then I'm going to turn it off. I remember I heard this kid. This kid he had a, I'll never fucking forget this.

It was Call Duty 4. I remember the map, too. I don't remember the name of it, but I could, if somebody like did a full high through of all the maps, I could identify it real easy. It was team death match on this very specific map in Call Duty 4. And I was playing and I was like, I had my headset on. I was listening to people like fighting in the lobby. And some kid with like a really thick Southern accents playing.

He's like, I'm losing. I'm on the point. And you hear in the background his mom go, you've been on this damn computer for 25 hours a day. And I could not stop laughing. I could like, oh my God, these are real people. 25 hours. It's so fucking funny, dude.

Dang. It's just it killed me. I love that shit. Like, I know it's like, it's grading after a while for sure. But I still, if you had no option, like if Discord and fucking all these, all these things didn't exist, party chat would be fucking thriving still. Because it's just funny. It just is. Although people don't really have headsets as much anymore. Like, I remember the Xbox used to come with headsets, you know?

Like, that was another thing, too, where it's like, it's just less. I don't know if the no, not the PlayStation 5. The PS5 does not. But the 4 did. But they came a little That little fucking piece of shit dinky one.

Yeah, horrible. Yeah. Well, I guess, well, the PS5's controller is a mic as well, which is such a bad idea. I hate that design decision so deeply. I still, because it's exacerbated that, like,

that problem. You know how Jalen is terrible on Mike? because he just like has his TV blaring so light it's at like a hundred volume and it's coming into his mic and he's just like screaming loudly every day it's like it's that problem but with everybody because they forget that their

controller is a microphone so it's just people not realizing that they're being recorded so you're just hearing a bunch of people having disparate conversation that comes on automatically it is very fucking stupid I agree with that it's very shit and it's why I don't play

any multiplayer games on PlayStation Like I just, it's so shit. Well, also, I think it's annoying to stream. But, uh, all right, let's see. We'll go with this last one by Papa Jesus. Hey, my favorite bullies and degenerates. I recently saw an old friends with benefits post to her only fans. Sorry, I've been so absent lately.

My grandpa's on his deathbed. In the meantime, here's some titties, which made me put my phone down and sit in silence for about a minute straight. So my question is, have you ever seen some shit on the internet that was so wildly out of pocket that I just had to walk away for a bit. I will say this is a very low bar for out of pocket. Also, why are you, I don't mean to get to, I don't mean to pry. Why are you privy to your friends with, your friend with benefits only fans? Like, are you paying for that?

Well, I imagine she's a businesswoman and has her links. Exactly, bro. sometimes people just be putting a shit out there you have your link tree up and then you have access to the thing um there because otherwise how the hell you're gonna get uh people to click bro all of you damn i'm trying to i'm trying to instigate some fights here man yeah we are here we are here we are here we are here degenerates knowing how it works all right like yeah sometimes you see shit you know sometimes you just see you just see prolapse you know i would say the real question the real question is was your

like the friends with benefits lady was she like was this always a thing was the only fans and all that was that or was it like did it predate you? Yeah or did you like miss out on all this

and you're like damn you know like when she became all adventurous and savvy and on that side now you're missing this and now you're on the outside you're like man the grass is greener and stuff just staring And then now

You're upset about The The grandpa titties or whatever Whatever she sent All I gotta say is this right She likes And the benefits Is a horrible idea

Uh Everyone's like it's a good idea It works Never mess with where it works It doesn't work Everyone says it works Doesn't work Well define work

I mean what is what is like What is it to me It always ends up It always ends up fuzzy than it needs to be it always ends up in a fuzzier say it didn't need to be you know that's that's that's true every time I've I've never seen it work for myself it didn't work and I was like all right I mean person I gotta cut it off and then for this other person everybody I know it just it just doesn't work I understand why it should work I understand why

mechanically it makes sense well it just never works out how much time are you all spending time together like how much time did that even make sense but I mean how much how much like are you guys spending so much Dude, the nature of that is strange. Fucking somebody is getting up and leaving. I know it's how it's supposed to be. I know that's like how it should work. To me, it's not strange if you're spending a lot of time with them.

You know what I'm saying? Because it's almost like. But then that turns into something different, you know? Because people can get attached to a, imagine, you know, some dude's paying for an escort like every other week or whatever. He's just bawling. And then all of a sudden, because of all that time they're spitting together, when it's purely transactional, all of a sudden,

these catching feelings because they're spending so much time together. I just saw Justin Wayne post something specifically like that because he just takes a bunch of shit and posts it. There was some guy that was paying a girl like $600 a month or whatever to be his girlfriend. And then she started catching feelings. It was like a Reddit poster, 4chan. I think it was 4chan. She started catching feelings and started giving his money back.

She was like, I feel bad. Like, I want to give her money back. And I want to spend more time with you. Where it's like started off money driven. And then all of a sudden she's catching. can't be real. Like, I understand. I understand. That sounds possible to me. That sounds possible. No, no, no. I feel like some people are so down bad. I understand the idea of, like, I guess paying for a girlfriend. Like, I, I guess that could sound realistic. Like, that can happen. You can mathematically pay for a girlfriend that is a real tangible that happens. But it's just like, what?

I mean, it's a very, it's a very popular service. Paying for girls. Not, not just like, sexual acts like a date someone you know you ever heard of like sugar daddies sugar babies I understand that but like it's just it's virtually the same thing it is you're right is it just sounds so I mean

look I agree with you that it's wild it's in nature it's kind of absurd but then it's like it's one of those things where it's like it's purely you're supposed to cut feelings out of it really when in a in a real relationship it's also also transactional as well, but you know, you don't think of it. You don't think of it that way.

It's supposed to be a different. It's supposed to be a different way. You don't think of it in that way, but it is no relationship really exists without people giving each other money for certain things, you know? Yeah. You're right. That is very true. But it's, you don't, you don't say it like that, you know, but yes, you're right.

It's different. It's totally different. You're not just being like, here's money. Give me pussy. It's not, but it will be something like, all right, let's get some food. Let's go hang out. Let's have a good time. and then now hopefully let's go to bed and then we bang, you know,

but there was a bunch of money that was spent before, right? Like, there was money spent. I don't know. In my experience, that should just, I don't know. Trust me. That should just never, it never works. It just doesn't work. I will, I mean, I'll grant you that.

There are people who think they can handle that, right? There are people who think like, oh, yeah, that's fine. And then you just, you can tell. There's like, there's like a shift in, in energy. some point it's like I knew this I I knew you couldn't I knew you couldn't do it I'm a very detached person because I work so much right so like for me it's like yeah I can I can very easily not I can I can it's almost like ad block for feelings I can't very easy I can do it's so fucking easy it's astounding maybe once upon the time but not even most people most people

can't do that and I and you know what I understand but a lot of people think they can and they're like, I, it'd be like, are you sure you can, are you sure? And it's like, yeah, yeah. And it's like, hmm. Well, it's because they, nope, they just want to try. It's usually, and you know what it really is, though? It's people getting forced into the shit like that, dude. Likeing people, but not being ready.

Not forced into it, but like, they like the person, right? And it's like, they're going to do whatever to be. Exactly. Yeah. Exactly that. It's, they're fucking lying to your face like they're cool with it, but they never were. That's why I did it. That's why I did it.

I was like, I like this girl a lot. She wants this. just she wants to suck my dick sometimes what I could I could fuck her sometimes that sounds amazing why would I not do this and I'm like oh I'm really sad because I saw her going to date with another dude

now I want to cry whoa dude then she's like oh no it's no big deal we're not really we're not really dating like we can still do it we're doing it's like I like you a lot and it's like ah that's not the case and I'm like oh man

you gave me some pretty good dick to and I'm like thanks I guess and now I'm sad and I'm not getting pussy, you know? The worst thing ever. Yeah, it's, it's the worst thing ever, not getting pussy. In my experience, it's just like, it's just not a, it's, it's not worth the fucking trouble. I totally agree with that it not being worth it because it does take, it takes two special people.

Yeah. And the problem is both people usually aren't on the same page. No, it never is. Yeah, yeah, you got to be two very specific people. If you can figure that out, God bless you, but like, it's very, very, very unlikely. Right. And based on the,

the things that I've been through and based on the things that I've seen in other, in other people. So it's like, nah. Don't even fuck with it. But that's, I guess that's probably it.

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