The Snark Tank - #132: Should We Join OF?

Episode Date: November 14, 2022

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I'm proud of you. It's a vibe, bro. It's a whole ass vibe. Wait, what are we talking about that? Is there a... How about that fucking... What's up? Is, like, what happened?

There's got a war. There's a lot of things, actually. There's a... There was the canceling of the red wave. I mean, we don't need to talk about that. Oh, yeah, I guess, yeah. What was that exactly? I'm just saying.

Well, the fucking, everybody was all boasting about, and I feel like it was the same thing to happen. You remember when everybody was boasting about Hillary's going to crush Trump, and that obviously didn't happen. And at least as far, because everybody was like, oh, she's a shoeing. And essentially people were doing, the Republicans are taking over. It's going to be a red wave. Everybody's been talking about this fucking red wave. And then somebody even, like Ben Shapiro said, this wasn't a red wave. This was a red wedding.

Because basically a lot of them got fucking trounced. And it was fun seeing a lot of people like Lauren Bolbert, who's had, you know, didn't even have a GED until very recently and then became a, I don't want to get deep into it. But it's just like there was very insane MAGA people that were peddling the stolen election things. A lot of them got their asses whooped. And largely things to do with Gen Z. So props to the young.

stepping up. I wasn't surprised though because they're all getting political on TikTok and shit, man. And I'm like, I don't want any part of this. You guys, good luck. I want to play some God of War. That's all I know. I want to fucking... I bought a new TV just so I can... See, guys, I don't have a PS5 because I didn't... I said to myself, the only reason I would get a PS5

is if Ragnarok isn't available for PS4. It is available for PS4. So I really didn't have a reason to get the PS5. Not yet. Like, y'all, you all have fun getting your consoles. They're just me personally. I'm like, doesn't make sense.

And especially I'm still paying for my ball and chain, you know, this immigrant, this fucking, oh, man, I, I, this lawyer, this fucking. Yeah, man, I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm kind of becoming a little bit red now. Because I'm just, I get it. I want people. Oh, no, it's a red wave. Come down, Derek. It's a red wave.

The red wave takes over the snark tank. The snark tank's red wave. That's the name of the. That's the name of the fucking episode, all right? The snark tank rides the red wave. Rise the way. Oh, man. Yeah,

let's get those bucks, man. Let's get those red wave dollars. Come on, man. I don't have it in me, dude. I just don't have it in me. Hersher walker. I would, I would, if you guys did it, I would do it. I would feel good if people were doing it.

I can't do it by myself. I need, like, hollies. I would do it for that first paycheck. I'd do it for that first paycheck. And I'd be like, whoa, it's a lot of money. And then I'm like, I'm lying. I'm lying. Are you sure?

What if you see all those zeros and then you're like, there's no way I can keep it going a little longer? I love, I love the idea of just like, ah, man, I could do the grip of if I had some friends doing it with me. Like, I love that premise of just like,

I'll do anything as long as my friends are doing it. That's still like if Jeremy Trump's on bridge, you're going to jump off a bridge. Like, fuck you. That's my nigga. I'm not going to be a pussy. I'm not going to be a dumb pussy, mom.

I'm not going to follow my friend off a bridge. We want me to never get invited to lunch again? Mom, look, if he jumps off the bridge and he survives, I have to do it too, so everybody won't pick on me. So I have to do it, Mom. You don't get it. So I never understood that. Imagine you die and then you still get picked on. Damn, bro.

Then you die and then they go to your funeral. They go to your funeral. They're like, this man, I'm not even sad quite honestly because. I'm not even sad. I just came to make sure. he was dead. Yeah, we all made it. So, like, I don't know what he was doing.

Like, it was just a 200 foot, it was just a 200 foot drop into water. Like, what's the big deal? It was 200 foot drop into a tube pipe. That's all. Totally fine. Totally fine. Nothing wrong with that at all. We made it. That's crazy.

You literally have to do this. Like, while you're falling, you have to fall into it the right way. Handpoint accuracy. You see fucking, uh, A Maverick, Top Gun Maverick or whatever. Yeah. You had to like shoot that pinball.

It was basically, it was, it was essentially Star Wars, New Hope. Yeah. It was the same thing. It was literally the same thing. I was like, what the fuck? Dude, people love that movie, bro. Like a lot. They really do.

I was actually surprised when your movie sucks when Adam came on. Because he was, I was expecting him to see it the way that I saw where I'm like, oh, that was a fine movie, but it was, I'll never see it again. but he seemed very like, oh yeah, it was really good. And I'm like, you, et too? Et two, Adamus? Well, it is made, from what I have heard anyway, I haven't seen it, but I've heard that it's made very, very well. Like, it's not, there's not a lot of, like, nonsense CG, and there's, like, a lot of stuff that,

sure. Like, a lot of the plane shit is real, which, you know, in and of itself is kind of, that's worth celebrating, I think, especially when, like, you know, there's, there's that meme where it's like, hey, I just, I just visited the, I'm, I'm not. I'm on the Marvel set, and it's just them in front of a green screen or whatever. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, that's very true.

I understand that. Yeah. Yeah, I haven't seen it, though. I didn't like the first top of me. Right. It's, dude, it's, it's a fucking dog fighting movie. If you're not, like, say, if you don't, if you don't think about that stuff often, then you would never think to let me go watch this dog fighting movie.

Like, it's not. It's a very American film. It's a very American film. pro like you know like if you were an ace combat guy if you're like man ace combat is my favorite game yeah absolutely go see go see top gun who is that person i don't i don't here's the weird thing there's a small community that really loves ace combat apparently the seventh one is actually yeah ace combat's apparently really fucking huge and i believe that because we all know about it i mean I know about Ace Combat because I'm I'm a millennial and those video games were brought up off than we were kids.

Yeah, they were not always why I know about that on PS1 and I was like no they were brought up a lot when we were growing up they're like I never heard about it unless I unless I sought them out like I or like only piloting games you know so you'd hear about it. The way that I would hear about it is being surprised that the I would be surprised that the the franchise was still going that was my whenever I would hear about like oh wow ace combat four. oh wow Ace Combat It would be one of those things Because personally And I feel like You all feel the same

I feel like we all feel the same way Nobody None of us know anyone That plays Ace Combat But it has a huge It has a fucking Fan base What's crazy is that

But do you know someone personally That's like Oh yeah I fuck with I fuck with it Now I'm sure somebody On the podcast Open of our audience Sure

Or definitely At least one of them They're contrary Well even more Well, even more than that, that reminds you of, like, fucking Roblox. Because Roblox is staggeringly big. Like, Roblox is bigger than Fortnite is, I'm pretty sure. And I don't know a single fucking soul.

I don't know a single soul who plays Roblox at all. That's a good point. That's a very good point. As you're an adult, you shouldn't know anybody. I guess. If you did, that'd be scary. It'd be scary. I have younger, like, nephews and cousins and stuff, and they don't play it either.

So I'm just like, who the fuck is playing Roblox? You got a good family hands. You got a good set of family members. I will be real. I used to play the Ace Combat. I think it was six. Whatever the,

whatever the, whatever the 361 was, there was a demo. And I remember I played that demo a shit ton because I had no money. And I needed variety. And it was, you know what I paid a lot?

I could get it. For a summer, I was really into flight simulator. Like for one summer of my life. for one, only one summer. I was like, I really wanted, because my friend was playing it, and I was like,

this doesn't look fun. It looks stupid. Like, you're flying a plane, like, do you shoot anything? Like, do you, like, can you boost?

Can you do anything cool? He was like, no, you just fly a plane. I was like, okay. Do you remember when we fucked around flight simulator? Do you,

in a shoulder area? Yeah, that was kind of, that's kind of cool. I can't imagine, like, we were flying over, like,

our hometown and stuff. And it was like, pretty. accurate because it uses like, I think, Geomet, I think it uses, like, Google Earth or, like, some weird, like, technology like that to kind of, like, build the world around you so that, and it's, like, pretty high fucking fidelity, too. Like, it looks. It's pretty close. Like, it's not exactly where we're from, but it's like, the strip, the strip that led from up in, like, Maintown down towards where I lived over towards where you lived was the literally exact thing. And I was like, whoa, that's freaky. It was, like, trippy It's cool, but like, I remember It's a very niche game.

It's a very niche, right? It's still niche, right? It's still niche. Yeah, I do remember people flying over to Epstein's Island. I remember that. That was what kind of got me intrigued about that. I remember I was like, this actually, I was thinking about buying it, but then I was like, I didn't like the price.

People flying over to Epstein's Island. I never, I'm just never surprised anymore. Like, I can't do it. So are any of you guys Are any of you guys verified on Twitter? No, I thought about doing it, I didn't do it. I'm not going to pay for that.

Are you fucking joking? I should be verified at my own goddamn volition by now. I'm not going to pay for it. It's fucking ridiculous. Too bad. Too bad, too bad, Chris. That's so funny to me. The thing that fucking annoys me about this too

is that like it's so unnecessary. Like, because I was, that so Twitter bloated. is what you have to buy in order to get the verification. It gives you a verification. It does a bunch of other stuff too. And I saw a lot of people being like, well, what's the problem with charging? Because it gives you less ads.

And it's just like what other things do. And it's like, no, you don't have to pay to get verified anywhere else. That's ridiculous. That should be separate from fucking Twitter blue. It's insane. The verification process. Like, I don't really care about verification. I don't just don't care about it.

Like, I simply don't care. Because Twitter is still a free app for me, you know? Like, I understand that. But when I went through and I was a bunch of people, care about it and I made, I made a comment about it. A lot of people commented. They were like, because it's going to push people and like push other people out the algorithm and all this stuff. And I'm like, guys, the people that are going to do it were the people that are going to do it from like the people that are going to do it, people that can do it. It's just not going to really change anything. But the problem is that the fact that accounts of people like that dude that does all the freaking reviews and stuff, the fact that there's going to be verified accounts of him, even though it's not him.

is going to be dangerous. It's like that's how you identify who you are as a creator. The reviews? What are you talking about? That guy does like the music reviews or movie reviews. We were talking about last time. What do you? Not Fantano.

The dude that you brought up, Derek. The one that people are always impersonating that. Oh, it's funny to bring that up because as soon as I logged on Twitter. You tried to do it? No, I didn't know. Fuck. No, no.

I just saw a tipster immediately with the checkmark. I was laughing so hard though. I bet he was the first one as soon as it hit like 12 a.m. or whenever it was available. Like he went out of it immediately just so we can get some solace of being like, this is me guys.

I'm the real tipster. I'm the real tipster. And it made me think about doing tipster. I didn't do it because at the end of the day I don't want to get banned. I really don't. I thought about it and I was like, it's not worth it.

It's not worth a joke. Yeah, Ethan's gone. And fucking Daniel Radcliffe is gone. He's gone forever? He's gone forever? He's gone forever? Because Daniel Radcliffe played weird Allen that new movie and so he's tweeting as weird

Al, I think. Oh my God. And so they were like, you're not weird out of hand. So it's like, by the way, that movie is fucking awesome. Everybody's fucking, yeah, yeah, because it's free. It's just like he released it for free and then or it was on like Roku channel and you could just go to the website and watch it.

But people were asking him like, hey, I don't have a Roku and he was like, oh man, that's crazy. VPN's are real and I'm sure you have a torrent of a lot of questions but I can't say much. But he's just like basically being like steal it, like whatever. because they made it for like nothing and it is so damn it looks so expensive

for what it is it's ridiculous I'd imagine it be a dope experience he's a cool guy man it's a good biopic it's a good biopic for that that's so fucking stupid yeah so Daniel Reckcliffe is gone

I don't know if they I don't know if he's back now but he uh you know he got suspended for you know because all of a sudden comedy was illegal again uh right I don't know what the fuck they don't know what the fuck they don't definitely implemented something because there is

I have it I have an account that I don't use other than for I wouldn't even call it a sock puppet it's just so I can make sure everything looks good before I posted it on my actual test account yeah right a test account thank you so my test account's

name was Barack Obama and it was just a picture of Obama as Baraka from MK11 like it was just it's so stupid but they suspended that saying that I impersonating Obama and I'm like, oh my God. It says

Barack Obama. I couldn't believe it. Like, not that I'm bothered by it because it was a nothing account, but they obviously have an issue. The big problem, honestly, here is that like, and I know Suini was like, oh, you know, it's not a big deal. But if the plan for Twitter is what Elon is suggesting, where it's like, hey, we want to get

Twitter to be a place where people can also monetize content because we're falling behind in that regard. It's like, okay, that's reasonable. I think that makes total sense. There's a lot of people who have a lot of followings on here. If YouTube and all these other things can do it, why not? But the issue is when you pay for a verified checkmark, it also pays for basically a boost in the algorithm.

So it's imagine if you have, imagine. So once that happens, like imagine if you had to pay YouTube out of pocket for the privilege of being in recommended. You know what I mean? Or having your post boosted. Like that would be, you pay technically for server-side clients because they take that out. But to ask for like a subscription to be like, hey, you know, if you want to be seen, you have to pay. That's really shitty.

Also, you just shouldn't have to pay for a fucking verified. The issue with the verified checkmark honestly is that if he had just gone in and was like, hey, the verified checkmark is this arbitrarily sacred thing that is withheld from people with no good reason. We're going to fix it so that it does what it's supposed to do. I don't think anybody would have been down his throat about that. I feel like everybody universally would have been like, that's perfect.

That is literally what needs to happen. But for some reason, he just had to make a war out of it, and it's just like he's like, okay, we'll charge for it. So that way the verification mark literally means nothing to the point now where there's two verified check marks. Did you see this? I saw that.

I saw that. So there's, like, official. Go ahead, go ahead. So there's, there's one that's the verified check mark

that's the old one. And then there's one to prove that it's you, which is the official. But it's the same thing. It's the same thing except it's under. So it's like, what the fuck is this? I haven't seen a,

the market. Let me see. It's fucking stupid. I've seen it on a handful of people. Yeah. It's just so dumb. And everybody who's buying this, by the way,

like, you are so stupid. Like if you're buying it, if you're... They make me so sad. Yeah, if you're buying it for the verification, if for whatever reason you want to pay for Twitter Blue, I think that's also crazy, but like whatever, like if you don't want to deal with ads,

like, I guess I can justify it a little bit more, but if you're paying it for the verified checkmark, that is insane. Because you're paying for something that literally has no value now because you can pay for it. No, they want those boosted things, man. Those up-and-coming meme accounts, bro? They don't want that boosted shit.

They want that boosted. bro. They don't get a bunch of shit. Nobody wants. Nobody wants anything like that. It's just, it's so stupid. Like, I can't, like, to your point, Chris, yeah, they want to have the checkmark. But I'm like, bro, you're not special anymore.

Like somebody, dude, did you notice? So I looked on Twitter as far as actually, I also, I wrote, uh, I, I rolled out something that was in my save, my drafts, basically just saying that these people make me sad. And I just like, let me post that now because I forgot that it was there. But if you go to your notifications, there's already the, there's already the, the verified section, which I thought was really fucking weird because I thought that was reserved for people who only have verification. But in mine, if you look, it already has the verified thing.

So you can see who is engaging with this shit who's verified. There's a guy named Connor who has 230 followers that's in my fucking thing. So it's just so, like, what is the point of this beard here? I didn't even notice this. What is the point of this being here? Doesn't make sense. There is no point of this being here. This guy that has 230 followers is in this section here.

This is so unnecessary. Yeah, I don't know, man. Whatever. Twitter's a mess. I don't know what the fuck he's thinking. And also, what I love about it too is that you can't even pretend. You can't even pretend like you didn't pay for it. Because if you click on people's verified things, it'll tell you like this person is

verified because they paid for Twitter blue or if it's like an official verification like before it'll be like this person is verified because they're notable in this this or this and it's like you can't even you got a wearer pride bro I saw some guy I didn't know I did that that's cool yeah if you click it it'll tell you if they paid for it or not so it's it's fucking hilarious do you know how when they rolled out you remember when they rolled out super followers on Twitter yeah do you remember that where people could pay to follow you and every everybody with that badge and of their name gets bullied in the comments because they're like, you paid to follow someone on Twitter. That's what this is now. It's just whatever, man. It's like, I got, I look, I know, I know the shit's dumb.

It's dumb. But like, I don't know. Worst case scenario, Twitter blows up. That's hilarious. That's worst case scenario. Twitter blows up, you know, like, whatever, you know. Yeah, yeah. I hope.

Like, I love Twitter, but also I hate it at the same time, you know. I don't love it at all. I can't wait for it. I love it. I love it. I love it. If Twitter was a baby, I would drown it. 100%.

Like, I understand. I understand it's liking it. I understand disliking it. I understand it's liking it because for a period of time, for a period of time I hated Twitter. Like, I really couldn't stand it. But I just got like, I just started just swimming in the ocean. I was like, oh, this is fun.

It's fun to be a cancerous person too, you know? Or just I don't post as much. I post very often. It's getting too weird, man. It's getting too weird. It's like there was a brief moment when Facebook was okay, when it was just like, okay, like, oh, this is fine. And then now if you go on it now, I feel like a fucking boomer.

I don't know what the hell is going on. I looked at notifications, and they're not even in order. Like, I was so fucking confused. I was like, I just saw a notification that was from like a few days ago. They're also not notifications. Like they're just like, it's like, I'm looking at my thing. It's like, okay, let me look at, let me go to my Facebook notifications. I never log on to Facebook.

Let's see what it's taking forever to load, by the way. That's hilarious. Someone commented on someone else's post. Someone added a new photo. Full sale university added an event that might interest you. This is not... That's not what notifications are. Notifications are someone interacted with something you posted or something.

That's the point of notifications. That's what it was when I was using Facebook. Now it's just a fucking advertisement. you know it's like oh hey yeah this might interest you it's like no it doesn't go away yeah i don't feel i feel like an alien when i go on this website because i want to get rid of it so bad but so many passwords are tied to it and i don't feel like learning all those like you're so many passwords like because my patreon about around around 2000 maybe like uh 12 that's when they started like you can sign it with facebook and i was like fuck yeah i don't got to think of

convenience. Convenient. And now I'm like, I don't, Instagram is connected to my Facebook technically, my real Instagram, but I think I remember that password. I don't have Snapchat anymore. I deleted it.

That shit was, I just couldn't. It was also too, like, it was too suss, man. That was like the only, that was the only thing that I would get, like, weird things from people, like, of all colors and creeds and everything.

And I'm like, bro, I just can't. This is too much trouble. Snapchat was just like, Snapchat was just like, too much like Snapchat is like I think Snapchat's a very single person's app you know like that's for like someone that's trying to do some sneaky shit like trying to get a sneaky link like that's like

you're trying to get some pussy on the low somebody send you some shit you're like all right deletes they send it back like I was you do it we doing this a what you know that's fine I'm not that's not me no more yeah I think it's it is it is shitty it's a shitty app but for once I agree with Swin Man like I just

My experience was very weird on Snapchat to the point. I don't, I don't disagree with that. Nothing's wrong with it. Nothing's wrong with some sneakshade. I demand you guys, right? You're doing some sneakshitting and not hurting anybody, you know? You're fine. If you're not hurting anybody, there's no reason for to be sneak shit.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, I guess there's some regular sneakeries, Dave Portnoy. Did you see this? Did you see that tweet? No, I didn't. What was it? What was he? The guy that owns Barstool Sports?

What do you say? What about it? Okay, I took a screenshot of this because I didn't think it was real. On some DL shit, on some down low shit. I couldn't believe this was fucking real. He basically, I think he was supposed to be using a sock account to, like, hit some dude up that he, like, banged or something. Let's go. There was just, like, web.

Come on, let me pull it up right here. Okay, so there's this guy, his name was Devil Boy, this gay shit dude where it says on Twitter, a lot of the Lexington, Kentucky, gays are not wanting to play with me. I wish I knew why. and the dot dot isn't my cock big enough crying emoji and then the real dave portnoy replies to this guy and this was uh yesterday on the eighth yesterday on the eighth of november saying hey i have one night left and lex hit my dms it's ds from last time by the way and then you clicked it was actually his thing but then he deleted it some guys like screenshoting before he deletes it he deleted it the devil boy guy's gone now his counts not even there anymore and i'm like bro what

this happened? Was it really him? How do we know? It was him. It was really, it was. Was he verified? He didn't delete it right away. He thought it was on another account. He thought it was a different account, bro. Yeah, so people are like, because people were like,

do he probably thought he logged into his sock account or whatever. And then he accidentally tweeted for, I did this a long time ago when I was trolling my friend on Myspace. I made my friend Austin, he's like a huge fucking gig, manager of a comic shop. I dressed him up like an orange counter. bro. I photoshopped him like that. And my friend Brock thought it was real. And I was just talking shit to Brock.

Like, I was like, like, fuck you, this. And like, oh, yeah. And then Brock started getting pissed off. And it was literally, Brock's a huge guy. Brock's like, don't let me catch you in the streets. And I'm like, oh, fuck, this has gone too far. Now, I was going to push you just a little bit further. But I'm actually that person, bro. I've done it too.

It was funny. It was the same thing. I'm going to say it before. I fucked up, though, because I responded one more time and I realized I was logged into my account. So I had to call Brock and say, oh, the jigs. up like because obviously i fucked up i was like damn i replied with my shit and i was because i was going to tell him the other day the next day but uh you're gonna get your man's beat up you asshole

you're gonna get your whole i was gonna tell him before that happened obviously because that would have that's so fuck but i've done it too i've definitely gone on like joe's account and tweeted there's one time on facebook this is a long time ago my friend joe one time i posted a penis using his account us on facebook and then he didn't didn't know for a while. I think you were, I don't know if you were around, but I was a penis on his Facebook. He didn't know because Joe, Joe didn't have passed on his shit because he's a regular

guy and no one just does that to people. He's like, oh, none of my friends are going to do this to me. These are my friends. These are my friends. They wouldn't betray me like this. That's like our friend Elliot when he got, he passed out once and we just drew dicks all over his face and posted it. He posted a picture of him on his Facebook and tagged him in it.

tagged him in it we posted a picture of him on his Facebook and tagged him in his picture it was something like that it was some it was some crazy it was I didn't do it no I didn't but it was funny I wasn't at the I wasn't at that party I wasn't at that party I wasn't at next day when he still had the drawings on him and I was just like dude yeah yeah what the fuck happened I didn't I wasn't I wasn't at the party I just remember that I remember the day after because I think I saw him the day after in some capacity. I don't remember why. It's so fucking funny, dude.

Yeah. I don't know. Just don't leave your social media open. Don't leave social media open around people. Bro, even though you're supposed to be friends of people. They killed me when I spent the night of my, my girlfriends at the time in,

and this was like 2012 or something. And then I didn't check my social, I didn't check my Facebook and on that bullshit. I was just hanging out of my girl. And then I checked my phone the next morning. And I have a bunch of, of messages from people that I haven't talked to in a while. Like, oh my God, is it true? Like, please tell me it's not real. Like, and then everyone thinks that I fucking died because my homies

posted a picture of them looking all sad. But like, I'm like, oh, rest in peace, Derek. And I'm like, what the fuck, dude? And what pissed me off, though, is my friend Ed looks so obviously like, he was too distraught that like, how did you not know this this was fake? He looked like he was crying so hysterically. And I was like, why would anybody take a picture of this? Like, it's just a bunch of the homies looking all sad. He's looking like he's just hysterically crying and people believed it. People were messaging my shit like, oh my God, please tell me this isn't true. And I'm like, bro, are you fucking serious?

You thought that was real? The idea, the idea of people, the idea of people texting someone they think is dead is so fucking funny. Like, this person's potentially dead and you're going to text them. Please tell me this is true. This is true. Please respond. Please respond. the corpse, tell me if it's true or not.

That's awesome, though, because you get, you've gotten it. It's like that, I'm in heaven now. So sorry, I think, I think, I don't know, that's awesome. That's an awesome experience to have, though, because you have a glimpse into what it would be like for people if you died. Like a real one. That is not something that most people experience. And I honestly, I'm going to say this. I think it should be societally acceptable to fake your own death at least once.

Because how could you not be curious? How could you not be curious? That is such a wild. I'm so not curious about that. You're not curious at all. No, it's like being curious about being at something you're not at. It's like, what the fuck ever? I'm gone.

I don't give a shit. What are you, are you serious? That's, yeah. What do you mean? Of course. I just don't care. I also don't have FOMO though. I think that's another thing.

I don't feel that. Yes, you do. I don't play live service games. You absolutely have one. But right now I'm not playing. Like, I haven't played Destiny in a while and there's shit going on. Yeah, because there's nothing to miss out on. Like, nothing's going on.

I don't care. I don't care. Again. But like, yeah, again. I don't care. I just, I just don't care. Like, whatever. Like, it's like, oh, man, I wonder what it's like in Africa right now.

It's like, I can care less. I'm not in Africa. It's basically suck my dick. You know? Do you have any? Do your neurons fire at all? throughout the day? Like, do you think about

throughout the day? It's extreme apathy, bro. That's extreme. That's very sad. Like, it's like psychopath shit, bro. It's like, holy shit. Do you care? It's like, not about much.

The thing is, I would be curious. I'd be curious about very specific people. I wouldn't be curious about everybody because, like, why the fuck? But, like, there are specific people that I feel like they would reach out and they would probably, they would admit to something

or something they would be like, hey, man, I'm just, um, they'd be like, I'm so sorry. I should have fucking. And it's like, I knew it. I knew it, you fucking

You fucking son of a bitch But I don't know It was me, I came on you It was me You woke up, but all that come all over you It was me, I came on you a bunch and I left you there I didn't even, I was gonna clean you up But you woke up

That day You woke up And I was so scared I ran off, I ran off and didn't tell you for years And you're like, what? How does that happen? Jesus Christ again There's nothing more devious

That is the most devious thing I've ever heard so you just come on somebody and scamper into the fucking brush. That is crazy. That is not even a prey. The idea of people that would did that in the street. Like people in like Europe or Canada would come on people. There's come on women. And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

I've seen, okay. So I've seen, um, there was a, I can't remember what this. I can't, there was a website. I can't remember what this website was called, but it was one of those offshoot links that would, uh, if you would go on like rotten.com or steak and cheese.com. It was one of those. things and they just had fucked up videos. And one of the videos that I saw was a compilation. And I couldn't tell if it was real or not because I was probably like in seventh grade or who knows. But it was just a in Japan. And this dude beating off behind a newspaper close to a woman sitting on like a bench or something. And then he would assault her by fucking just skeeting all over her and then run off. And all of those chicks, the reactions were relatively. the same of like just confusion

and that's what made it seem real to me because to me it's like if it was fake you would probably have different reactions that sounds real yeah reactions of anger but like most of them it was just like just extreme confusion like what the fuck like what's on me reaching another person like

imagine only being able to get off if you come on unsuspecting people like that is imagine being that cursed in the head that that is the only That's the only bit of dopamine that that crouches into your dame. Just like, so he's gone, he's leaving. I think he finally, like, he's like, how come I've never thought of that?

This is the earliest he's ever given up. That's very true. Yeah, it is true. Usually he's got Gerald hair right now. It's just interesting that this guy, this guy's like the king of Live League, and then, like, there's certain things that just really you'll set them off, you know? Like, I think comes one of those things that's really sensitive to. nah it's just like

I'm just like I'm just like I'm just like I'm just like I'm just like thank God bro like praise the Lord dude I mean the fact that if someone came on me bro I would eat them I would just be like I gotta devour you like a fucking rabbit animal I'd bite him by his neck and start eating him and then bark any one that comes near me to try to get him away I remember my friend's uncle to be honest you don't yeah it doesn't seem too bad that's probably never going to

happen to you. That's why it seems so ridiculous. It does seem pretty bad to me. I don't know. Chris, if someone came on you, you would freak the fuck out. Exactly. That's why it doesn't seem so bad. No, but it's not. How many fucking people?

No, but like how many, like being worried about being a woman because you might get calmed on on a train is like being worried about being a man because you might die in space. Like that's, like how infrequently does that fucking happen? They're both in frequent. I would say the coming on the train happens a little bit more. I would say

I would say probably a million percent more often. But I would say how about we Google? You don't know percentages at all. I know percentage is better than you probably if you're arguing this right now, Chris. You know how many people go to space a year? You know many people go to space a year? Yeah, but you know how many? No, but Kingston, do you understand that's not even like exclusively a woman thing? I've seen like there are videos of men getting hung on in the street. You're out of your mind. Dude, you haven't seen him in the e-fuck? What was the last time you went to e-fuck?

Chris, I don't, there's not a lot of compilations of men getting calmed on frequently. They exist. Well, I know they exist. Listen, you know they're real. And like messed up porn compilations, yes, but that's even more contextual. Yeah, but that's like game-cloch, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, look. What I'm saying is very, I've seen it, it's hilarious. It's so funny.

But, like, the thing is like, listen, that's true. That's true. The obvious thing here is that. That is not something that if you're a woman statistically, you don't have to worry about that at all. Like, I feel like that's a better. That's one of the best things, you know? Like, oh, yeah, I just got cumbed on. It could be way worse.

Yeah, oh, no, I could buy a house at 19. You are right, Chris. Oh, God, stop. Like, I'm sorry. It's always going to come back to it. It always comes back to it. It's like, I listen, man. Do you hear yourself right now, dude?

Do you hear yourself? I hear myself, man. I don't give a fuck. This is real. Oh, my God, bro. No, it's... Oh, no, my shirt is ruined. I guess I'll go back to my home that I own.

You're so bitter. Oh, my God. If I could come down today, if I could come down today, I got to go to my apartment that I rent. So, like, you know... Bro, dude, not every girl's doing that. Not every girl is thriving excessively doing that. Not every girl's doing that because you won't...

Listen, listen, listen, if you're not doing... Because you won't find... You won't... You won't find... You won't. You, it's because you won't do it. It's because you're not doing it. You're not putting yourself out there.

I'm going to say it straight up because you're fucking dumb. Stop, stop. My girlfriend is a guy. You know what they say, you know how they say, works smarter, not harder? Yeah, also, if you're, also, if you're a guy and you're not doing it, you're fucking stupid. You're a dumb, fat, imbecile. Well, dude, fat, imbecile, boogie two nine eight is doing it. He's making a couple of bucks now, and I'm just like, and that's that's a lot.

He did, bro. He was like, I got $300 away from me. I was like, god damn. And he just started, he got a cool 300 right now. And I'm like, bro. I, the fact that he didn't, he got more than $20 is just, like, upsetting to me. If I had, if my girlfriend would not get mad at me, I swear to God, I'd post sets of my, I would post fucking, like, diagram with my thing. I would tell her.

I would make, I would make little sweaters. Because I have to. Why do you have to tell her? Why do you tell her? Because we're in a relationship. Do you think, do you think is huge? Think of it like, think of it like this, right? God forbid, right?

This is very unlike it happened. God forbid. She's like, oh, yeah, this guy just posted his dick. on the only fan of some random girl she met somewhere she takes a click seized my birth mark that's my boyfriend's dick that's his dick

why she asked me from pictures of other people's dick because you can see it passing it's Twitter bro check it check it but then she puts two stairs and passing that's why Sweeney's bawling that's why he's been showering me with gifts bro if you think if you think that's why Sweeney can actually afford

clothes now that aren't torn in for the thrift store If you think, if you think honestly, even if I did it, you know what's crazy? Even if I did OnlyFans and I was doing decent, I'd still get paid less than her. That's crazy. She was still outpaid me. Well, yeah, I mean, there's a wage gap. I mean.

Well, no, I'm talking about not even including, and not even including the, if we both did it, is what she's doing now. She would still probably outpay me. Okay. No, she would make more than you on OnlyFans as well, is what I'm saying. Oh, she would. She was a girl. She would make fucking weight.

Yeah. It doesn't matter. literally does not matter as long as you're a woman you will make you that dr drew drew sorry only fans but not that's not true not not not every woman i mean i would be stupid dr just got to jack bro he's got a jack he's got a muscle he yeah he could start an only fans and then like if he doesn't well he if he had the chance to do it while he was alive he would he would have made bank that's a good point man r ap what i'm saying is that there we know a lot of women that do it i know women that do it and then complain about money after

words and I'm like, what are they complaining about? Listen, I'm like, that's the thing. That's the thing. That's, that's what gets me. That's what gets me.

That's what you get me. Hold on. Hold, before, before we continue, that is what it's like, listen, I,

I, you are a person and I respect you, right? But also, if you, if you, if you have, if you, if you are somebody that we know

who does this, do not complain to us about money. We cannot understand it. We cannot relate. and we will actually not, we will not respond kindly to it. We'll, we'll be like,

oh, yeah. No, no, you'll respond kindly, but your brain's going to be doing all sorts of things. Your brain's like, oh, yes, absolutely. You guys, your brain's going to be being like the nerve of this person. Like, like, how could you possibly? How dare you? Complain to me about literally anything else.

Literally anything else. I'm with you. It's so disheartening, bro. When someone you know, just like, oh, I took a picture of my feet and now I don't have to pay rent, it's like, oh, no, my feet, my feet paid for my college in three days. paid for everything paid for my house my car my luxury car my house with way too many rooms that i don't fucking need so many of these fucking women are killing it and they can literally work one day of work let's shut up hold on one day of work it's not so many we're just putting it good few there's a good i wouldn't say so many there's a good i would definitely say so many i would say

i would say even to the point where because i've never seen this before i've never seen this before I have tried to get my friends that I've grown up with to be like, hey, guys, and I'm talking about on the peak of my online presence, like, guys, you see it's possible to get involved. Let's do some shit. Let's grow an empire. Let's do a podcast. Let's this. And then they still would feel very like timid. Now, when it comes to only fans, there are multiple women that I've grown up with that are either doing it or on.

on the cusp of doing it. I've never seen anything like it before. Oh, yeah. I understand that, right? But we don't know a ton of women that are doing it that. Like, we know quite a few women that are doing it and making bread. But you see, like, what I'm trying to say, like, in that comparison that I just made that, fucking none of my friends jumped on board.

None of them, even though I'm like, well, excuse me, one tried for a little bit. He did a few YouTube. Some of his videos blew up a little bit, but then he just fucking quit. But, like, just one out of all of the people that I've grown up with, None of them have fucking even tried. And even I've encouraged some. And then like, I've had to not encourage any women that I've known. They're all like, bro, I think I'm going to get this bag.

And I'm like, why the fuck not? I mean, even like start with your fuck and feet. Yeah, it's not even like a, it's not even like a you shouldn't do it. It's like absolutely. Like I said earlier, you'd be dumb not to. You'd be dumb. You would be dumb not to. But then, but then don't, don't.

Just don't, just don't, don't complain to me about money after that. That's the only thing. That's the one right that you lose after you do. that. That's it. That's it. All right? You're still a person. Look, you still have, I still talk to you. You're still cool. We're all good. 100% respect. But you cannot come to me with that complaint. Because I, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm going to, I'm working a little bit harder in the gym now. I'm working a little bit harder. My, I'm also happy that my herniated disc hasn't been bothering me as much, so I want to go even harder. Because I really want to just,

I'm going to do this only thighs thing. I'm really, really going to do it because I imagine because I just thought about if I can get 10 bucks a month and imagine it just I can get an extra cool hundred if I just get 10 subscribers. I was just like well now sure there's a little bit the cut that they take so let's just say fucking I get 11 but I was just like that isn't that many I was like I feel like I could get a decent amount of people that will just admire thighs I feel like it's not a a saturated thing that men are doing because You saw, did you see, I don't know if he actually crushed it. I think, yeah, it was Hassan crushed.

Hassan has fucking no thighs, but he's a good looking guy, and he crushed him watermelon. And the thirst comments that I saw were fucking crazy. I was like, wow, they love, I mean, and dude, that fucking Chris Redfield from Resident Evil Village thing that I posted, that mod where his penis is way too long. It's like ridiculously clownishly long. Dude, and the comments, how thirsty. people were for this shit. And I'm like, there is a vacuum for a lot of men that aren't jumping on this train. But they do have to be in shape. That's the one difference. Because they're not, they're not, if there was Duke, if Duke was on only fans, he's only getting a little bit of money. Well, he's not, he's not going to be in top tier. I mean, well, okay, okay. Because I was going to say boogie, you know, he's not breaking in cash, but.

Yeah, he's making a little bit. But I feel like not a lot of, I feel like, you, I feel like you, I feel like you guys. over-exaggerate the amount of women at a rakingly cat. You think, like, oh, like, I don't know, some of them. Millions of people. It's not even, like, hundreds, I don't think. It's probably, but, like, I'm saying, like, you know, it's, it's enough that I'm, like, all right.

Do there's probably enough to alleviate, I'm not saying a lot of them. A lot of their bills. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not saying that it's, like, all of them are, like, just buying houses with their money. But, like, I mean, yeah. I can guarantee you a, a, a, uh, a feat picture is making a lot more money than, realistically it should.

You know? Yeah. It's 100% yeah I'm not paying you if you pay for if you pay for someone's feet you can't sit with me no more bro You can't It really is insane You can't sit with me bro you can't

Don't touch me But to be fair None of us like feet Right The fact that people can like feet in general is a fucking sad I agree I agree because when I just feet They're just tools They're just tools

When I see them they don't do anything for me They're just tools However I will say when you do Deconstruct what the other things that are attractive. I understand there's evolutionary reasons why we're attracted to hips and breast and stuff. But when you deconstruct what they actually are, it's just like bags of fat and just like sacks of meat.

But the evolutionary context is still there though. No, I understand. Yeah. There's no context. Well, look. How good you step. You step good. Hot.

Yeah. Like what? No. Look, there's some people. I've looked into this a little bit to understand why. And all I know it has to do with symmetry. and other stuff. Like there's things that I don't look for in feet

because like I said they're just tools. Like I don't look for like, oh, this hammer looks sleeker than this one. Like it's a hammer. It just does a thing. So like feet are the same way to me. But other people look at it and they're like, oh, there's like symmetry to the toes or oh,

there's about the length of toes and shit. Like that means stuff to these people. Line them up. Line up those people and bang, bang, bang. That's it. Line them up. Line them up in front of the wall. Is that not a little bit extreme?

Give your mouse koodle out and bang, bang, bang. I'm so sick. Don't give them a platform on here. Don't validate them. Look, man, I'm just trying to be reasonable, even though I don't get it either necessarily. Like, I don't see it. I don't see it from that. My eyes do not see that at all, not even a little bit.

But fair enough. They're not harming anyone is what I'm saying. They're not harming anybody. That's true. But when you open your mouth about shit like that. But when you open your mouth about shit like that, when you, when you brace. This is the thing, right? This is the thing, right?

Which is the internet. It's the big problem with the internet, I think, overall. We've gotten too comfortable with not shaming people for things they like. Some things you should be shamed for. Yeah, there are things. That whole, like, no key shaming thing is funny because, like, absolutely king. I'm, like, what do you mean? That's totally fine.

Oh, I like fucking dogs. It's like, I'm going to insult you for that. That's your pink. I'm going to belittle you. You deserve this. How are you going to say nobody? spending everybody. How are you going to say no king shaming when Chris Hansen has made a whole career off of it?

Literally. Whoa. Chill out. Chill out. I mean, you're starting to cross. You're starting to cross wires that don't need to cross. I don't know.

I don't know, you're technically sort of right, but like also stop. I don't know if you want to ask that question. I am 100. No, no, you're sort of right.

Banging kids is a keek. No, it 100% is. But like at the same time, you got to stop. It's not. Don't conflate that. What I'm trying to.

say, what I'm trying to say basically is, I don't want to go there. What I'm trying, no, I'll go there. What I'm basically trying to say is if you like feet, no, listen, if you like feet, you're pretty close. You're not as far away from, from a pedophile as you think you are. And I think maybe you got to, I think, I think you got to really evaluate where you're at. What's dangerous, Chris, so it's dangerous that you're saying this right. And there are people that are watching this that are going to agree with you just because you're you and that's where the danger comes from no that's where this that's where the danger starting all right no one no Chris is Chris believes this I don't know man you got you got like some you got that king uh I feel like I feel like a lot of those insoles

that have done some horrible shit that if they look through their their subscribers you're on there you're on there you're on there they've definitely watched one or two of your videos watching like oh yeah and fucking they're all mad about Halo 2 you know like they're that buffalo One of my favorite... One of my favorite things about, like, whenever there's, like, a shooting like that is Rusty Cage is always in the... He's always Russie. It's so fucking... It is so damn funny.

He's such a unique person. That's why I love him. He's such an abnormal guy. And I love that it's always him. Rusty's great. He's a great guy, but it's just like, why is it always him? They like him so much. It's the knife song.

It's that knife song. It's because he has those knife song music videos that go like crazy viral every. I don't know if this is, I don't know if this is literally true, but like it's like they go viral every so often because they're just like based off of like old, not nursery rhymes, but like old kind of jingles. And so they resurface a lot and they've undoubtedly seen him. So it's like. They, they, that breed, that breed is undoubtedly. I just undoubtedly watch this video and you're like,

I love the knife game. I love the night game. Let's go to Florida. Let's go to a gay cup of Florida. I love the knife game. Whoa, let's go to this tennis. Let's go to the Massachusetts.

Pauler in fucking Atlanta. Let's go to this. Let's go to this church in North Carolina. God damn, bro. Let's all just chill. Let's go. Let's go to the supermarket in Buffalo. Yeah.

Oh, my God. All right. All right. Dude, there's so many, bro. You guys remember? Way too many. Wait, wait, no, no, no. There's too many.

Do you guys remember the... This is not funny. It's really funny. It's really funny. The context is kind of sad. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Listen, there is... Do you guys remember there was this supermarket shooting where this guy, he made a video about how much, like,

he loved Ember from Danny Phantom. My name is. Yes, I saw this. That was, this is like maybe 20, this is like maybe 2018, 2019, earliest. But I, that one blew my mind because I'm like, wow, Danny Phantom killed people. Butch Hartman killed people. He pushed the shit on. No, he didn't.

No, it's not. It was, it was specifically his fault. Why did he say? Did they change the design or something? And he was, you blame him? No, he just invented this character that this, this fucking dude got obsessed with it. kill people over. Like, it's just a very real.

That's not his fault. I mean, it's not not his fault. It's not his fault. What are you talking about? It's more, it's more. It's more his fault. It's more, it's more. It's more, look, look, like mine are yours.

Yes. That, right, which means to some degree that, which means there is, there is, there is, I'm not saying it's his fault, but there is a person. I did say that. But there is a percentage. I hate you so much. I'm just saying there's a percentage of, there is. fault. You know what I mean?

Like if you should take responsibility. Like if you give birth to Jeffrey Dahmer, it's not your fault, but it's, it's definitely. It's not your fault, but it's not your fault. You know? Yeah. It's like, it's not your fault. You did that, you know? A little bit of accountability.

Just a little bit. It's like, it's like if you got into a car accident, it's like if you got into a car accident, and you flew through the windshield, right? And you, you were like bayblading through the windshield. You landed on a family. And you land on a baby or something. That's not necessarily your fault that you babe blade with a baby. Could you imagine if there was a car accident, right?

And it's like a big pile of. Then some guy, you hear like a thud in your car and you wake up a few moments later. The airbag, you move about your face. You look at a bag seat. And there's like someone like my size where your baby was. And he's unscathed. But he definitely came to that. windshield and that baby will break your fall and that baby is splattered he's like what's all this cherry

soda on my back like it was all this jelly on my back you know this jelly do you get mad at him it's not his fault he just got flown through somewhere that doesn't matter though at that point you're still like because because you're just going to rationalize it's like what were you doing in a position where you ended up here in the first place you mean in my bedroom in my bedroom lying down and the series of fortune events happened what i'm so what i'm saying is it's not it's not it's not necessary. It's it's it's it's difficult to separate these concepts but it's not your fault but you're to blame. No it's not your fault but you did that. Then that varies the that which it is varies but you didn't kill anybody but it you did make Jeffrey Dahmer. Yeah. Without you

without you this wouldn't have happened like 100% no no without you this very exact. You got to be exact. This very exact thing. Without you being born, Jeffrey Dahmer would not exist. We can't say a kid would not be murdered, but Jeffrey Dahmer wouldn't exist. So if you, you know, if any... So Rusty, I'm sorry. He's tweeted about it.

He's, like, I remember, like, when it happened, he was like, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah. But, uh... What's funny is that it's never guys that, like... It doesn't really mean anything. guys that like like digimon cards are like never like guys that are just a little weird that shit like this happens to it's always like these guys it's always the same archetype of person they always have the same physique they always have like it's never just some guy like no one just snaps regularly

anymore you know never this guy's like I'm crazy now when he goes and he does something the guy that's played basketball and had like a decent life it's always like hmm I'm mad my my girlfriend banged my dog and now I'm gonna take it out on like this high school that I've never been to or never seen three miles away from my hometown, you know? Like what happened to like, what happened to the, let's make, I want some more randomness. You know, I'm tired of assume what the guy looks like and being like, oh, of course. Well, it's just, it's a breed. It's a breed.

It's a breed, man. It is, bro. You have the holy trinity. You have the people that listen to Jordan Peterson that think they deserve women when they don't because they smell and they're lonely and they're stupid. You have the, the edge lords that watch the Pewty Pie because Peti Pie was making all these memes and shit. So they think, oh, I'm cool, I'm quirky.

And then they have the rusty cages. They're listening to Rusty Cage and they're like, ah, I'm fucking, I'm so dark and mysterious. And I'm so, I'm so aloof. And you put those three together, you blend it all together. All of a sudden, this motherfucker looks up how to get an AR-15, and then it happens. It's just like, it's...

It's just like, it's 15. He looks out of the Air 15 while he's underage, and he gets it somehow. These laws are stupid. And then he's like, oh, shit. He says, subscribe to Pewty-Pypon. and then he fucking starts singing the Rusty Cage song, starts blasting a bunch of black, black teenagers.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, what are they? Wait, there was, what are they? There was the black church. There was the black church, the black church. There was the black people inside of a supermarket. I was going to try to mix them one together. Some of them are white, though. Oh, okay.

He got that one white lady. He apologized to her. At least she got an apology. He apologized to her. He apologized to one of the white ladies. He was like, my bad. I didn't mean it to you. That's so insane.

I love how that, was that the one where people were like, it's not necessarily racist. Is that that one? Don't. I love. I love the political right, bro. It was one. I think it was, I think it was, I think it was, it was, because there was a gun with, like, the N-word written on it. It was like, it's probably not racist.

And I'm like, well, were there really people saying that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. It was, it was like real, it was like real dumb right oids. It's probably just a crazy person. It's like, yeah, well, it probably is just a crazy person.

Yeah. It's also like, what do you mean? Like, Occam's razor is that it's racist. Like, it takes more effort to arrive at the conclusion that it wasn't. You know what I mean? Right. Like just, right. It's like, no, you don't get it.

He was a fan of this thing before and it was like, yes, then, then his first preference is changed. Oh, you don't understand. He hated gingers and he was, he was dyslexic and colorblind. Perfect. Okay. That's why the N-word was on his gun. He mispelled it, and that's why he targeted black people because he couldn't tell. Did that guy get killed or did he get arrested?

I don't remember. I don't know. Both maybe. I don't know. I don't know what happens to these people. They probably shot him arrested. His corpse. That's great.

Throw handcuffs on a dead body. You know what's crazy about that? Is that there is technically... My favorite thing about that is, what the fuck is it i got like a oh it's one of these fucking spans these scam emails what i love about that is that that's probably something that happened a long time ago like when people didn't understand the nature of death or something or like when they would be like ooh we still believe in supernatural shit but he's dead but let's arrest him just in case

do you think incarceration came before the understanding of death no i think but i think the understanding that death is final is probably pretty recent in comparison to a lot of things. Especially since you had a lot of those. I have a lot of older people in my family who believe in things that they really shouldn't. And I'm not even talking about necessarily religious things. I'm talking about like, I don't even know. I wouldn't be surprised if my great uncles believed in some way that vampires are real. You know what I mean?

You are, you are a Caribbean Hispanic person. The Chippocabra is real. Your family comes from an island, bro. There's only so much evolution they can have. You know, you can only go mentally so far when you live on an island, you know? Like, there's never any Jesus from islands. It's also just religion. Like, I think religion, like, opens you up to that with a lot more.

It stunts your growth mentally. Because, yeah, you have to, you, fundamentally. Why wouldn't you believe in vampires if you believe in all that? You know what I mean? Like it'd be insane not to really. It'd be insane not to believe that the chupacobas out there. Vampires is way more plausible of like something happening than like some of the shit that people normally believe today. All that shit is bullshit.

All that shit is bullshit. What's crazy is that I really, I had a dust dawned on me when I was like 18. But I realized that because of Christianity, so many other religions are viewed as like evil and like icky. when they're just like simply just religions. Like voodoo is viewed as so terrible and bad, but it's just simply, it's just simply people just like worshipping the dead. It's very similar to like Meso-Rom,

Meso-Mexican religions. And like, because we're Christian, we're like, it's bad and they're doing devil work. And it's like, well, not really. Do you look into it? It's like, ah, you don't get it. You're dumb. Hang him.

Devil work's pretty epic. pretty epic i guess i gotta say the the best trick that like modern religious like zealots and crusaders did was to say that theirs is like the real shit when it's not even the oldest shit you know what i mean you like that to me that's the best like trick you're like there's religions that are way older like all the way to like say mesopotamian stuff and like you probably you'd probably want to go back as far as you can to get to the bottom of shit and like, nah, our shit's real. You know what's crazy?

When I was in Catholic school, when I was in Catholic school, when I was like really, really young, there would be, there would be like, every week we would have to go to confession. Or every Friday. I can't remember if it was every week or every month. I know, like, we went pretty frequently during school hours. I think it was like the first Friday of every month or like every, I can't remember exactly. But we would go to the church that was like across the street from our school and we would

go into the confession booth, like, each and every one of us would like confess our sins or whatever. And I remember me and like, I haven't done anything. And so I would lie. I would say like, oh, I did this. And then the next week I would be like, I lied last week about confession. I didn't do that. About doing shit.

And then I would make something else up. And then I felt so weird about it that I was like, I'm going to start doing things to confess because I feel weird about lying about doing things to confess. So I would like steal like little things. And I'd be like, ah, I stole this thing. Just so I could have something to say. Because it felt weird. Were you pressured to confess? Dude, well, the priest, like, I don't think I was pressured in it specifically, but the guy would like, I don't, there was like this weird.

I remember, like, this weird condescension. Whenever, whenever I said, like, I didn't do anything, you would, like, you would either not believe me or, like, when I would say something, it would be like, there would be this thing, like, yeah, five Hill Marys. Like, like a fucking 7-Eleven clerk or something. I remember being like, am I not doing enough? What are my classmates telling you That you're so disappointed in what I'm saying? What's crazy to me? I stole a carton of milk that's not enough

Do I have to fucking throw up kitten into a fucking oven? Like, what do I have to do? You need to grab a chaos emerald Bring it back. Can you? I would not know how to handle that at that age. Like, I think part of me, like, part of me wouldn't believe that that was like bestowed upon me.

It's like a real quest. because this is an authority figure who's connected to a higher plane of existence. If I was a priest in any way, I would absolutely do that. That's why you'd never be a priest. That is why you'd never be a priest. I could pretend to be born again and fucking get into it.

That's not true. That's great. Get into an arch die. You couldn't do it. I could do it. I could gaslight a bunch of kids into a... That's cat. I could absolutely do it. You can't play video games you don't like long enough.

You can't pretend to be born again. You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking mind. You're out of your fucking mind. You're lying to yourself. You're lying to yourself right now. Not anyone else. You think I wouldn't love to pretend to be born again to people? Chris, Chris, Chris, I could wager all the money we'd make from the podcast.

Also, why would I play the deal with you in a life? Because you don't fucking believe. You don't care about it. You wouldn't be able to fake being a born-again. Because some stupid shit would happen, you'd be like, this is wait-to-do for me to bullshit. And then you would fucking give up the bit. You could not go through all that. I don't believe that.

That's insane. That's like me saying I can pretend to be, I can pretend to be racist for a whole year. I couldn't do that. I would lose my mind. Yes, you could. Kingston, you've been doing that for the last five years. I'm pretending I'm racist since when? Well, you're not pretending, but you know what I mean.

I'm racist? I mean, a little. You have a lot of, you have a lot of interesting. You literally said you would disown your child if he was slightly fair-skinned. No, I never said that. I said I even have a preference. I never said I would disown it. That's crazy.

You have a lot of interesting things to say. I've thought about it. I've thought about it. About my significant other. I've never said it. About my significant other's peoples. I've never said a single bad thing about Jojo. I think that.

I think that. I think that look like her. I think it a lot. I never say it because I'm not a bad person. What is the fucking difference? There's a huge difference. There's a huge difference. Once you ask you something, that means you're fucked up.

So if you, so wait, so once it only matters. if you verbalize the racism. It's fine if you think it. Because when I think it, I do you parmentalize it. And I'm like, oh, I'm ignorant. I got to calm down. I got to calm down. I don't know what's happening right now.

But once you say it, it's, it's simpler just not to have racist thoughts. Yeah, well, simple for you. For you guys, good job. Look at you guys. Making for the disabled. Look at you guys tearing me down. You guys are punching down on me right now.

But. Punching. Disabled aren't a race. I mean, it's true Um It's kind of like when You think they are Did you guys hear that Andrew Tate

A converted to Islam That makes sense I thought you're gonna say Andrew Tate became retarded or something Well, no, that's sorry It's too late It's too late Let me go turn on my light

Because my room is fucking It was perfectly lit And now is like a vampire movie Room is always doing something We're gonna have to get Studio lights Dude we're gonna have to give you so much shit man It's like we've been doing

No he's gonna have to get that He'll figure it Yeah you're right You're absolutely right we've been doing this podcast for almost three years and this guy just like, come on, man. That microphone was free.

And he still hasn't. That was like I lent it to him. What? That microphone was always a temp. We're almost in year three of this podcast and you have not upgraded your fucking shit that you need. Are we really in year three? We're really in this podcast.

Almost. We started year three. We started in 2020. Oh, wow. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. That's fucking crazy.

It is crazy It also makes me I'm like It makes me realize Like how only doing an episode Doing one episode a week It takes forever for the numbers To get up there

Because I'm like Damn we're only Like it feels like we've been doing this for so long I feel like we should have like 300 episodes or something But it takes so many years It's like 130 something If we did Even sacred symbols

We're only Even sacred symbols We're not even to 300 I don't think We're still like 220 something Um And you guys are doing a

When did you start doing two shows a week? It wasn't always. Well, yeah, no, that was, I mean, that was pretty early on, but not immediately. But those aren't, like, numbered episodes, you know, like those, you know. We've definitely done over 300 episodes, but they're not like, we haven't done 300 episodes of the main show. What the fuck is going on? I see. Why's my watch going crazy?

Who's texting me? I don't know. Weird people. What are you, a friend? Gross. Anyway, is it a game? Is it, is a. Well, before we go into questions, God of War came out.

Yeah. Pretty good. It's pretty good so far. It's pretty damn good so far. Really enjoying it. It is, it's very, it's very good. There's a, we're not going to spoil anything here, obviously. Because very solid intro again, like usual.

Yeah, very good intro. It's really good. It's definitely worth playing. It's too early to really say how I feel about it because I'm only like two hours in, but I will say I can already tell like it's going to be very, very good. I can see why it's getting Game of the Year nominations. I'm already feeling like there's no way. I can't possibly imagine that this game is going to blow my mind in the same way that Eldon Ring did.

But it's definitely going to give it a run for its money for a lot of people. And I bet the game awards are going to be fucking toxic as hell. this year. So looking forward to that. I'm actually going to the Game Wars Zero, which is fucking dope. I'm really excited. Oh, really? Yeah, one of my homies got tickets and he's taking me and one of our other friends. So it's going to be fucking wild. I'm going to try to say next cojima. You're going to try to sit next game.

What if he looks at me? He's like, I want you to be in my next game. And I'm like, down, yes. He's like, you have you and Norman Redis. You guys are going to be my flagship people. Tom Sweeney and Norman Redis's his horse. Tom Sweeney and Norman Redis. I'm going to be the new main character from Death Stranding. it's just called that. No, it's not even called it. It's just called Tom Swinney and Norman Reeds. The new game.

The game, Tom Sweeney and Norman Redis. My life changes radically. I have that kind of personality, but I would just be so. It's like, oh yeah, like, what's up, guys? Like, I got to leave the podcast. I'm the new flagship character for for Idiotoka-O-Gima's new game. Like, it's me. I, you know, like, I can't tell you much now, but I'm we tell you guys is that, like, I, I'm, I'm going to be in a game. That's it. I don't know why they had to put so many mocap balls on my penis. I don't know what they're going to go for. Where is the game awards? Is that in L.A.? Same thing that always is,

Conventon Center. Anaheimbinge Center? Yeah. It's never always there. No, that's not true at all. It's been there the last three years, I'm pretty sure. Yeah, but not all. Like, E3 is always at the L.A. Convention Center.

but like the Game Awards have been in like various locations. I think, I feel like the Game Awards have been various places, but I feel like the con shit like the bigger. Because I remember the last few have been there. Well, no, the last one of the one of the ones previously wasn't there. It was Digital. I remember that.

Conventions are not. Yeah, but Game Wars aren't a convention. It's just a show. Because there's one side for the conventions. It's usually during like LA Comic-Con. It's that's happening. And then the convention. that it's being set up for the Game Awards usually.

That's pretty cool. Yeah, those are definitely two separate entities, but, uh, because I used to go to like, separate entities, but they always, like, one happens on this side and one happens on that side of the same, like, structure.

I see. Which is dope. I'm excited to go. I can't wait. I'm gonna fucking, I've never, I've never had the desire to go to a game award show. It,

or not even, just a war show in general. It's always seems so. Yeah. Fake. I hate how fucking fake it is. I hate it. I just hate like the,

the scripted fucking, I don't mind, like, award shows are cool, as far as the concepts of winning awards for like and having getting accolades accolades and achievements but like the stupid shit that usually people say

before they read the names I want to like die because of how stupid it is I'm just trying to get that stuff and then I will say the game awards is better for at least the acceptance speeches because people are pretty it seems pretty candid and like

who is the fuck that fucking Joseph Ferris yes That guy is one of my favorite people in the industry Probably my favorite person Because he made it takes two And then just went up on stage What did he say?

Fuck the Oscars or something? That was so good Something But I That guy's awesome too That guy's like really good at making It Takes 2 is amazing As a video game

But I think Yeah I don't know It's just a weird It is a weird environment That whole thing Like I remember going to E3 for the first time And I was like I'm glad I went But also like I would never go to this again probably

Same thing like like Comic Con Like my girlfriend really wants to go to Comic Con She knows how much I'm invested in that like culture But like I don't want to go there Because I know it's not what I Like that's not what I'm there for You know like I am there for like the comics And like the cool art

But it's very movie based now It's no it's not like that anymore though It hasn't like that for a long time In like 2010 It hasn't been like about like the real like the vineyards with selling comics or like all these card games I got I gotta disagree a little bit because that's with my favorite time to get like fucking 50% off fucking graphic novels that I've been waiting oh no they they exist right they're there they exist to have a presence there

but they're not the main focus of what it used to be anymore it used to be all that I feel like that's just San Diego I feel like that San Diego comiccom is all like oh everybody go to hall age and see movie shit I feel like that's that's no that's that's the biggest one you know I I went to my Comic Con once, and it was very cool. It was more evenly spelled. It had, like, a bunch of D&D shit and a bunch of, like, Warhammer and all that stuff and, like, cards and a bunch of cool things. When did you go to New York City? 2014.

14. I went, I went to, I went. I went. With Jalen, right? 2013 with Jalen, right? I didn't go with anybody. I went, I went. Well, no, no, I went with my cousins.

That was, like, 2012, I think. That I went. I went. Yeah, because it was... And it was amazing. Yeah, it was cool. I liked it. It was in October, if I remember correctly.

And it was, uh, it was, uh, it was before, I remember because it was before Halo 4 came out. And I remember they were giving out the poster like, because Halo 4 came out on election day that year. And it was like the big presidential election. So like they had like these like vote posters with chief on it. And I got it signed by how much of people. New York City Comic-Con is dope or at least from what I remember. That was a long time ago. That's 10 years ago now.

Holy shit. But, uh, it's always look cool to me. Whenever I see people, it looked better than like L.A. Comic Con, Con, for example. New York is the thing that's cool about it? Comic book culture, that's why. That's what New York is. New York is like, that comic book geekdom culture is New York. Like, that area of Nirkets in.

That area specifically, like, well, also that, the Javits. Yeah. That, that, that, that venue is, like, crazy. Because it's, like, it's really big, but it's also really compact in a way that, like, Nothing is so far that it's like, it's not like E3 where it's like, oh my God, I have to, I have to go through this fucking maze and I have to, it's almost like going through an IKEA when you're at LA or at the LA Convention Center. But like the Jacob Javitt Center is just big. It's open and it's like across the street from everything because it's the city. Yeah, you go through the Java Center.

You can go like a bunch of pieces like Joe's over there. It's really cool. The reason I liked it is because of the fact it was just very, it was just very. It felt very, it felt like a Comic Con, a post like a film expose, you know, with some comic stuff. That's what I would want to go. But now it's just not like that anymore. It's, it's film.

It's like, go see the trailer for this new Marvel movie. And I would like to see that. That's cool because I enjoy those movies still. You know, I'm like most of me that I will admit it. I enjoy it. But that's not why I'm there, though. Go check. Because I feel like that just all sounds like, because every time I would go to like L.A.

or I don't even know if WonderCon is a thing anymore. I think maybe it's L.A. Comic Con now. I think it morphed in L. Cona Con-Con, right? Yeah. So, because what I would, I would specifically go for two reasons to meet a handful of people that, like, oh, that, you know, they're going to be their signing shit or taking pictures or whatever, buying cheap-ass fucking comics and then merch that are exclusive only there, like, say, One Punch Man just had come out and they weren't selling one Punch Man merch anywhere

other than fucking Japan. So then they had like some Saitama shit there that I bought from there. I thought that was really fucking dope, you know? I always go and I always get cool shit. Like I was like, Yeah. The wonderful one is smaller. It's smaller and it's nice. But like, that's one thing. I want to point you on to something that maybe you would actually like, this place has been up since I was born. It's called Franken sons.

I'm going here this weekend, actually literally. Oh, okay. Perfect. Yeah. I've been going there since I was 12. And I keep hearing about that. It's dope. It's in, um, what's it called?

I met Holgan there one time. Indice, the city of industry. City of the city industry Yeah I've been meaning to go I've never It's a way better experience now bro

It's way The new venue that they move to It's way better It's a Costco The old one was fucking ass And in the summer It was fucking It was just

It was sweating balls Especially since like Half of it was all like Just like MTV and shit And like fucking So it would be just the smelliest people In the summer

Because I think our friend Our mutual friend Joe Or Jalen It might have been went of while. Me, Joe, Jalen, Elliot, Lily went to, we dragged her along.

We all went, like, in the summertime. It was when you were just about to move out. You had went back home, and you were coming back over here. And you were like, oh, we're going this weekend. You're like, I can't. I'm leaving on Monday or something. So we went and we're going this weekend. I got to check that place out because I've heard like...

Yeah, people in the soap. I've seen, like, some of the stuff. Like, they sent me, like, Jaylon was sending me pictures of some of the stuff. Like, I'm like, this is dope. But where's it? Every fucking week, bro. City of industry. I said, so I got like an idiot.

I got into Digimon's that fucking hate, I currently hate the Magic Gathering, right? So I got into Digimon card game. And then my friend was like, dude, you got to go there because this whole thing called TCG Alley. And there's a whole like wall, like, oh, towards the back, the whole wall from the beginning of the place to the end of the place is just trading card games. And they're selling like one set of like, if you need like what card you need, I need like four X card. one, two, three, four right there for like a reduced price. And it's wild.

So I'm going to do that this weekend. It's the one thing that I really miss about living in SoCal because I would go there pretty frequently and just grab stuff. They usually have even pretty, I don't know because the food changes quite a bit, but like they would have some decent tacos in front too. The tacos and the hot dogs in front are bombed. The hot dogs are wild. So like it's a great experience, especially for people that like say they don't like the, maybe they have. the social anxiety from going to those really huge conventions and this shit's running like every Wednesday and Saturday so you can just fucking go like whatever we just come with us we'll all go

together uh we're going Saturday morning I think okay yeah I'll be I'll be free Saturday that's a that's a bitch of a that's a bitch of a that's a bitch of an Uber I mean oh yeah right that explains what that's we're not not over I'll drive or something don't worry about it yeah just let me Yeah. Gotcha. We're on the podcast. I forgot this is not a conversation amongst our friends. That's true.

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I, can't fucking believe this. I can't believe I forgot to mention this. So I'll do like a little Cliff Notes thing about this before we move into questions. But everybody, if you're interested in the games industry at all, if you're interested in nerd culture at all, heavily suggests everybody goes to Mick Gordon's Twitter account right now. And looks at it. Because the shit that is going on between Mick Gordon and Id Software is crazy. It is, it is some of the most insane shit that I have ever seen. I heard a little bit about it.

It's really, really well organized. Like, Mick did a really good job. I feel weird saying his first name because we know a person named Mick, and it's never been true before in my life before this. But, you know, he organized this, like, real, like this in-depth, like, medium post about everything that went wrong. Like, Id just did, it did not pay this man for 11 months. and it was his sole source of income

and then they ended up using music that they rejected and then refused to pay for and then all this crazy shit like that's just like scratching the surface but Marty Stratton the head of or the studio director of its software is like he seems like a psycho

like if any of this is true and I'm inclined to believe it is because he has a lot of receipts, as it were. Fucking crazy stuff. So go over and show your support from Mick Gordon because he's a fucking legend. Did the soundtrack for obviously Doom, Doom Eternal,

Prey 2017, a bunch of other things. Fucking crazy musician. And that's fucked. I don't know why you would fuck over. I don't know why you would fuck. Like if you make Doom, like why would you fuck over Mick Gordon? That is...

That is crazy. That is like 50% of the reason why that game is so big is the fucking soundtrack. People just don't care. People just, people in corporations, people just don't give a fuck. Like we always assume that corporations will do what's bright and they don't every time. It's just more of it like there's these obvious things that you shouldn't do. That's why at first when it came to Bayonetta 3, I believe, I believed her.

Because it just made sense that like sometimes this is so absurd why would you do this? And then that turned out to be a little bit iffy but this one seems a lot more plausible and like there's actually

not just a stupid fucking Twitter video right? There's actually an in-depth explanation of what's going down and fucking what's the what do you call it? It's not called a not blackmail it's the other thing when you're trying to pay somebody

I'm trying to sweep things under the rug, whatever you would call that, like that type of shit where it's just like so shady. Like, bro, how did it even get there? A gag order. Yeah, it really is insane. Like, they offered him six figures to shut up, but Mick was like, fuck that.

I'm going to tell everybody that this is fucking happening. So, uh, props to him. Because he's a fucking, Mick Wharton's a legend. Like that, like that Doom, that Doom 2016 soundtrack is fucking some of the best shit ever.

literally and I hope somebody makes them a go-fund me so he can like I hope someone just does it or you know hopefully they don't I mean

we'll see how this shakes up but uh oh right right right yeah you know hopefully they don't hopefully it's software and Bethesda doesn't fucking crack down them

because I feel like that would be like a bad look not what they need right now um I don't know, man. That's just, like, some of the... I read through the entire document, there were so many points where I was just out loud.

I was like, what the fuck? It is crazy. Like, imagine, like, they were like, okay, we need, I think it was, I can't remember the exact number, but it was, it's close enough that I'm, that I'm going to be conveying here. It's like, we need two new fully mixed tracks every two weeks for the next three years.

And then they, They threw like the, and then they threw like 50% like more than 50% of it away. And then they ended up and they were like, oh, we can't pay you for those because we're not using them. And then they ended up using them. And then they were like, we'll give you some money if you shut up. And that's not even like, that's just the one that's the easiest to explain. There's so many other things that's like go look into it if you're interested. It is well worth a read, I think, because it's fucking insane.

And it shows, it's a nice glimpse into just, just court. corporate, I don't know, just like corporate negotiations and why you don't, typically speaking, unless you're working with like really, really close friends or you're working in like a really small capacity, never, ever do work without a contract. Never do that. Right. You know, especially if you're working for a fucking corporation. Get that shit in writing. Get that shit in writing. Because they'll fuck you over, man.

They're totally fine doing it. To get to a certain level Gotta step on some toes sometimes You know So you gotta protect you so This is a bit of rigging This is real quick Tom Holland signed

To officially signed A contract MCU For the next Spider-Man trilogy He's smart They're doing another Smart guy Of course they are The stories

Not even close to done yet I mean no any close to done But once once you hit Once you know how the Spider-Man Franchises have gone Live You know I just

I just like it's a curse He's at He did the three He did the three, right? He did, he did three, but it's like, it's never, there's never been a four. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's smart. He knows what he's doing. He's like, I'm fucking, the last one.

No, what, I mean, I would, well, what, yeah, I would do, like, easy, he's like, because he's already made it very clear that he just wants to retire and have, he just wants to have a family and just, you know what I mean? Like, he's just like, he's, he's super fucking smart. He's like, I'm going to make a boatload of money being spiked. for the next like however many years. And then I'm going to marry Zendaya and then I'm going to Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. And then yeah. I'm going to get her pregnant and make everybody else mad. Yeah. And that's it. I'm going to be happy. Yeah. I'll be happy for the rest of my life.

I won't have to work ever because I've been Spider-Man for 20 years or whatever the fuck however long he's going to be doing it. Yeah. And he's a fucking smart guy. Like I don't, I don't. Bro, it's going to be to the point where he's already like a guy for almost 10 years. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

What was it? 15. 15 was the first, Civil War. 15 was Civil War, yeah. Wow, that's crazy. I remember, I remember, I remember because I remember because I was still in New York at that time. And that's how I know. It's like, because I remember I saw it with my niece and nephew.

I don't even think about that shit. Yeah, almost 10 years, bro. He looks different. People are like, he looked Sam. I'm like, I don't think he lives him at all. He was like a older man now. I mean, I guess I would have to go back and watch. He's a young looking guy

In a while Yeah, of course He still looks like a baby compared To how old he actually is Yeah, he looks young still But like He looks like He had no features yet

He looks featureless Fucking cradle robber She's fucking She's fucking She's doing some That's what she looks like She looks she dating some fucking Some dudes she shouldn't be dating

I watched Euphoria So like she looks young As fucking Euphoria too But she looks kind of young In general to me Because she's always playing younger people They both look pretty.

They both just generally look young. Her fucking attitude is like the way that she carries herself doesn't scream youth to me. I guess that's what throws me off. But she does look young. If you're just looking at her skin, you're just looking at her,

she looks young. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I mean, I, yeah, whatever. I like, I like, I like Tom Hoh. Cheerio.

I love him. I got a problem. I'm like tall women and misogyny. They also, they also, the way they end of the last movie, they have the potential to make some great Spider-Man shit. If they just keep it over here.

But at the same time, it's like, I don't know if they're going to do. Spider-Man 6. They're going to go back in time and fucking Toby McGuire's going to be old enough to play Uncle Ben. Stop. That's what's going to happen. There hasn't. They're just going to make him be Uncle Ben. We got to kill you, Tony.

I'm sorry. He's like, I'm fine with it. I'm fine with you guys killing me. there hasn't been an objectively there hasn't been a great Spider-Man film for about 18 years so I don't know if they're really going to do much of anything

like it's a solid premise but they'll find some way to fuck it up because it's it's Marvel I'm not making it that's why because I'm not making it that's why no I just that would be nice I don't even feel go ahead sorry

no I just the Marvel movies are just they're fine like they're, I, I've forgotten, I have genuinely forgotten the overwhelming majority of them. And it's, and the ones that I really liked, by the way, that I've just totally, like, they've just completely slipped out of my memory entirely. Like the ones that, I would say all the ones I really like, I remember entirely, the ones I don't, I think all of them are fine. The worst one is still pretty fine. It's like, this is all right, I guess. It's not a bad experience.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like, I would watch them again. You wouldn't watch them again, though. Exactly. You know, like, I think Thor, Thor, too, is, like, one of the worst ones to me, right? And I was like, oh, this is fine, I guess. I'm never going to watch again,

but I'm not, like, leaving the film the movie offended, you know? Like, I'm not like, I can't believe how bad this was. Opposed to, like, what movie did I see that? I was just like, I can't believe how bad it was. And I sat through it was like, like, sausage party or some shit. This movie's fucking awful when I watch this, you know? Like, this is a fucking awful film. Or, like, new mutants from fucking Fox.

Like, this is a fucking disaster. Did you see that I was here? Did you see that they were making... Yeah. Did you see that they were doing like that sauce? We talked about the Suss Party sequel before, but like the fact that the fact that people they were just like, oh, yay. And it's just like, do you not remember that they like really underpaid their animators and like did all sorts of like really fuck shit?

Like, did everybody just forget this because it's been like more than five years and everybody forgets things in sequence? I don't know. It's fucking insane. But it's, yeah, I don't know. I just think he's good as Spider-Man. Shout to Tom Holland. He's the best Spider-Man. I think he's the best actor we've had as Spider-Man.

But I think that obviously the movie that Ramey made for two, 100% think he's better than, I'm calling on McGuire. I think McGuire, I think McGuire is the worst one. No, no, no, no, no, hold on. Because what you said, the words of what you said. He's the best person to play the character in both. acid so far we've had. I think that's it. I guess. Because I like, I like his joyfulness. I like his young nature. I think they're, they've messed up a bunch of stuff with Spider-Manness, but I think like,

I like, I like, holland the most so far. I think he's like, oh, this is more my favorite. I just feel nothing for him to be honest. I feel nothing for him. Yeah. But at the same time, it's like, they're all going to be worse than Yuri. They're all going to be worse than Yuri Langsworth, you know, who's doing him in the fucking game. So it's just unfortunate, you know? He's just going to be, The thing that's strange about it is that I like Tom Holland more than I... Like, I like Tom Holland, but I don't like... I don't care at all about his Spider-Man. And when I was a kid, I didn't like Toby McGuire at all.

I hated Toby McGuire, actually. But I loved his Spider-Man. And I don't know how to decide. I don't know how to fucking... And Andrew Garfield, that was like, I liked Andrew Garfield, but his Spider-Man was just kind of like... Ah. I don't know. ...that universe sucked.

That universe was really bad. Those movies were just... It's not his fault at all. Like, I'm glad we can admit that as a society. It's not Andrew's fault. Because everyone blamed Andrew at first. Everyone blamed Andrew at first because people don't understand how movies are made and how, like, actors have such a little control over what they do in films. Like, I think people don't, people just don't get that.

And they still never going to get that. An amazing actor can have a shit movie. That should be all the proof you need. Like, someone like, someone like Robert Pattison could. was was Edward Cullen think about that just like take a moment

and think about how good of an actor R. Patterson is and he was Edward Cullen because someone said act like this and he had to act like that he had to

that's just the role you're in you know you're like yeah go be brooding and weird and climb up a tree and be a stalker and he's like I guess I'll do that

it's usually it's usually comes down to director I mean sometimes acting choices can be a little fucking bizarre Writing and directors for first and foremost, they're the most important. Yeah.

Well, I would argue it's the director. Like, mostly. Yeah. Because the writing. Go ahead. I think writing. Oh, no, no, no, go ahead. No, it's just like, you know, just to your point, I think we were going the same way that the director needs, if the takes are shit, it needs to be acknowledged. It needs to be, it's like one of those things.

Like, sometimes, actually, I was asking Jonathan Young about, like, I just dropped some, some. power metal song. And at first I was like, I don't even think I'm going to sing this. So he gave me some notes back. And apparently one thing that I was doing really wrong is that, but wasn't emoting enough. He was like, it's all about like emotion and like exaggeration. And that's something that like you feel stupid while you're doing it. But it translates well in the music when it's all said and done. And it's the same way for like voice acting and shit. You got to be like incredibly animated. Even though you, you may be think that you're doing too high. You're like dialed to 11 when it. It, it, it, it.

translates well when it's all said and done. And that was kind of something that like, I was like, oh, no shit. Right. So like when you have someone who knows what they're fucking doing and then they point you in the right direction, it's so important. It doesn't matter like, right? It's better. I think director, oh, sorry.

So directors, I think they have a lot of, the director's the style, right? The style of the acting. That's the director. They did. They add the style to films. But I think if something is written badly, it can't, a director can't save it. They can try. I disagree, actually.

I think directing, it's all layered. It's right. If you have a script about like some guy that's coming in his face for three hours straight, right? No matter who directs that film, they can't make that good. Like you can't.

You make the decision to, you make the decision to re-that is, you're changing that shit on the fly. Directors can rewrite. Like, directors often, directors often will rewrite. There's a lot of stuff that's added into the script just because

it happens on set and the director's like, let's keep that, let's put that in. That's freaking Kubrick. Stanley Cooperick headass, fucking he's the famous rewriter of all time. He's like, oh, here's a movie based off a book that's already had that we have this. And he's like, now what the black guy to die.

And it's like, okay. I'm going to break Shelley Duval's brain so that I can get this shot perfect. I know, right? It is kind of weird things. That's real, bro. That's real. It's a weird thing that happened.

It is real. But at the same time, it's like, that's probably why that movie is as big of a touchstone as it is. It's kind of like how people were like rock star, oh man, rock star games, they put people through like crunch and shit. And it's like, yeah, because what you got out of that is a fucking masterpiece. Like, I'm not saying it's, like, necessarily right, or, like, that it should, especially that it should be corporately mandated that, like, oh, you're, uh, you know, you're pressured in some way to work fucking 90 hours a week. Like, that's obviously fucked. But at the same time, like, you're not making a masterpiece on a nine to five. Like, that's just not happening.

Like, it's not possible to do that. It's awesome not possible. And you know what those are? Nine to five games are like smurf cart, you know? No, no, no, no. I think you'd be facilitated properly and make a game correctly if you're given the proper tools. I think you can. I think what happens that it takes so much.

But the thing is it hasn't happened often. But you're right. I think it... No, what I'm saying is there is no such thing. Like, Insomniax makes a big... We talk about the Sunsecret symbols every now and again. We're insomniac, obviously, Ratch and Clank, Spider-Man PS4, Sunset Overdrive, those guys. They make a big point to say, like, we don't crunch on our games.

and they're great and they come out often and I don't believe them because I don't think that you I believe that they don't enforce crunch I believe that they're not being like hey you better fucking we we got to fucking stay here everybody has to sleep at their desk today for the next everybody has to sleep at their desk for the next three months so we can get this spider man game done I believe that's not happening but you mean to tell me not a single person in that office is staying later of their own accord because they just care about the shit that they're doing because they're fucking insomniac.

That is what that is. Crunch is the same thing. Well, no, it's not. Yes, it is. That's what crunch is.

Crunch is working harder and longer than you have to because you understand that what you're doing is going to be fucking dope and you want it to be as good as it possibly can be. That is what crunch is. Because I crunch on my videos on videos all the time. I crunch on all sorts of shit and no one's forcing me to do it.

It's just I care. And there's a difference between corporate mandated crunch and it is crunch though. It's just a matter of like people don't know how to talk about it because I think most people and maybe this is this, whatever, I don't care. If you're offended by this, I'm sorry. But like the reason that I think a lot of people don't know how to talk about this is because a lot of the people writing about crunch are in fields that are not creative. they are they are they're covering news and they think like oh yeah well it's not hard to write a news article i just do a little bit of research and then like when it's done it's done because that's what fucking news is but when you're creating things there's no such thing is done there's no such thing

as a game that is completely finished every game could have used another day another week another month more time there's always something there's always something like you're right in general yes whenever you create something like you look back at it like i can do better than I'm doing right now. Yeah. I look at, you can't look at your scripts after you finish them.

Because it'll be like, oh, I got to do more. That's why you can't do that. Exactly. I have a million scripts that are just like sitting there. And I'm just like,

I'm never going to do these now because I'm going to look at them. I'm going to have to rewrite him. But like, you know, there's always like some bug or some like, oh, that lighting doesn't look exactly the way I wanted or like even just like,

oh, we didn't put an animation in here. And nobody even noticed that it was missing because it didn't need to be there. But like, oh, I wanted to get it in there, but we didn't have time. Like, when you're working in a creative field, you just want it to be good. Because what you're,

especially if you're in the games industry when, you know, a high metacritic score means bonuses for you and fucking everybody around you. So I fucking promise you that there are people crunching at Insomniac. They're not forced to crunch. They're not stretching.

The way you've described it. So your description of it, I agree that that exists. I agree. And I think, I actually think there's nothing wrong with that. Like voluntarily, voluntary overtime.

Like, if you want to do that, I think that's fine. As long as you're not required to do it, as long as you're right, yes, but at the same time, you're overseeing to be like,

no. They'd also be like no sometimes. Because what happened is when you get that, when you get that heat, when you get a fucking stroke, when you get that heat, we all create things. When you get that heat,

when you're creating things, there have been times where I've been writing for D&D campaigns or like, writing things out that I really enjoy like some like my my personal like writing exercises that I forget to eat

like straight up I don't eat right right and like I my girlfriend calls me it's like it's like 6 p.m. honey you've been writing for how long? Like oh like maybe an hour or so it was like dude you were writing when I called you at like fucking 10 a.m. and it's like eight like eat and I'm like oh I'm not hungry because you just you you'll

go too hard people do that when you start creating when the neuron starts You start firing you go too hard. So, like, you got to make sure that someone official will be like, no, no more. Yeah, probably. But, like, there was also just like, I don't know, man, like you, the last of us part too. Like, that's not a game that I love really all that much. But Noddy Dog is a big, that's a big studio.

That's a big game. That game came out to critical acclaim. And it came out to critical acclaim because a lot of people who were working on it probably cared a lot about getting that game out the door in a way that was like really, really memorable and really, really, awe-inspiringly good. And now those people, man, if you were in... Imagine you're an animator and you are credited in The Last of Us. The negotiating power that that has...

Yeah, your life is insane. You are highly sought after at that point. Like, that is... You could go anywhere you want if you have that on your credit. And that's why people crunch, too, because, like, you know, they don't want to be attached... Sometimes they just don't want their names attached to a fucking botched project. That's nice. So, I don't know. It's a gray area that I feel like a lot of people don't really.

And it's again, it's just because, like, newswriters don't, they're not creative people. And they don't know what it's like to crunch on things, I don't think, really. Not in a creative way. I don't think they get it. But anyway. Click and collect. Order confirmed. Dad, tomorrow can we start a band.

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What is this? What was that one special moment you gained consciousness? For me, I was running around with measuring spoons filled with water, and I suddenly gained the mythical ability to think about yesterday. And now I'm cursed to contribute to society. Happy munching. I do not remember the first day I could remember. member things.

That's an insanely good memory to have. Do you remember that? I don't remember that. I remember the first I really felt love. Like the first thing, like, I remember, like, something like, like, for real, I love this. Not like I like this, but I love. And it was when I held my niece.

I know it sounds super lame. That is lame as fuck. It's super lame, but I remember holding my niece when I was, like, and, like, I remember you feel like, you like, I like doing this, I enjoy this food. But then I remember holding my niece and I was like, oh, I love this thing. And then I remember like, oh, I really love this thing.

I love it. And I was like, ew. That's funny because my niece was born when I was four or like five max. So when I met my niece, I remember specifically like, like, I didn't slap the baby, all right? But I like patted it on the forehead like this to see if it was like alive or real. And it started crying and then I ran out of the room. It is left it by itself enough for you to do that to it. Yeah, yeah.

That was the earliest memory. That's the earliest memory I have of my niece. So if, uh, what's the earliest memory you have? I have. I have one memory earliest. The earliest memory I have, and this is real. I, I, I don't remember how old I was, but I was clearly, like, in baby mode. You know, like, I was in diapers and I was small and I was, like, in car seats.

and stuff. And I remember my sister and her friend. I think she had two friends with her. They were like looking at me and they were like doing that thing where they were just like, ooh, aw, cute little baby or whatever. And they were like pinching my cheeks. And I remember this. And then my sister picked me up and then handed it, handed me over.

I just referred to myself as it, by the way. She handed me over to her friend. and I immediately grabbed her boob and then she put me down. That is like, that is, that is actually my first memory for real. Baby-ass, creep-ass baby. I look, I was probably hungry.

You know, like, I don't know. Yeah, just trying to. I don't remember the context. I don't remember all, I don't remember all the emotions that were tied to it. I just remember just being like, what's your first memory, Derek?

Which one are your first one? Man, I don't know which one's the earliest one. But I have like, it's all around the same time. I lived in an apartment in Englewood with my mom and dad, my brother. And there's either the one where, because I would see like my mom and my dad putting lotion on and stuff like that. Like, you know, after the shower or whatever. And me, I'm just like, oh, I got to put lotion on too. I'm a little fucking baby.

And I didn't understand what lotion really was or what I fucking put it on my face and directly into my eyes. I put lotion in my fucking eyes And I'm screaming And I use my dad's undershirt To just try to get it out Because it was fucking burning So I remember that very vividly Um

And uh There another one is just Me playing Super Mario Land 2 And like I don't remember if I was playing it well or not Like I do that's the thing I don't really remember exactly what I was seeing I just remember In that apartment I have random memories

Around that time where I was probably like three. I was probably like three, gonna turn four or something like that. But that's, I just random shit from there like pain video games and, um, oh, more pain because I remember hurting my knee. Like so I just remember significant shit like that, like this stupid shit like that. You remember you're hurt. Yeah. Yeah. I think for me, my first memory ever was, um, this doesn't like really fuck, but I remember it was, I think it was preschool. It was either a building, block mom or there's one time we were playing in preschool we were all playing tag or something like that and i went on the slide and some kid that was going to tag me went on this was came up to slide

against me and i kicked him down the slide i kicked him and he was crying i mean he fell down the slide it was like maybe like five feet up but as like a preschool that's decent that's a decent fall so he fell down and i went off and i kept playing not understanding i heard him because i didn't think i heard him because i didn't put any ender camph behind also i was a kid You know, I watched Power Rangers, we get kicked all the time and they get the fuck back up. So it's just like, oh, he's fine. And then the teacher pulled me over and was like, Kingston, you, did you kick like Jason or ever? And I was like, yeah.

And I, you shouldn't do it. You heard him. And I was like, I heard him. I didn't know I heard him. I'm sorry. Like me like trying to like be empathetic, even as a kid being like, I'm sorry. I didn't know I heard him. And it did to be like, that's not good, Kingston.

I'm calling your grandma. And I was like, I didn't know I heard him. I didn't know I didn't know that he was hurt And my grandma came and she was like yelling at me She was like why would you kick him And I was like grandma I did not know I hurt him Nigger you didn't teach me that this would hurt

And she was just like You don't do that And I was like I know now But I didn't mean hurt him I shouldn't be in trouble Because I didn't mean to hurt him He got hurt But I didn't mean to hurt him

That's not fair And that's why you get That's why you kick your kids Yeah So they let him know Exactly That's why you abuse the children. I remember.

I mean, for real, I mean, look, man, I, I, I, I, I, when I was young, young, I got, I got the belt, you know, or the, or the, or the, or the, the, the sand, the slipper. The chancla. And, but, but, but, but, that didn't last long. Chancletas. Chancletas is for Caribbean. And I remember it. And I remember. But I didn't, um, you know, I, I, I, I, I, I. remember it, but I feel like they stopped doing that at around a time where they would think

that I might remember. You know what I mean? Where it's like, it's like, oh, he's five. We probably shouldn't, you know. Or like, he's like seven or six. He's like seven or six. We probably shouldn't do this anymore because he'll remember. But like, I remember.

It didn't happen often. But like, I'll tell you what, I never picked fights with anybody or like punched anybody or slapped anybody or kicked anybody. I was never like roughed house anybody to the point where I hurt them because I understood pain very early. my last beating was when I was like maybe like nine nine or ten the last time I was hit though the last time I was hit I remember this is the funniest shit ever I was I was 16 years old I was already like maybe like 185 pounds like playing basketball starting power forward by

fucking junior year I was already like an imposing figure my grandma's like five three half Hispanic half black lady I remember I got locked out of my my house and I had to wait in front of my house for like five hours so I couldn't start my homework I couldn't go to basketball practice I couldn't do anything I couldn't hang out on my friends I was really upset she came home and I was just like I can't believe you took so fucking long this is so stupid I'm like this is so fucking dumb grandma like whatever I don't want to fucking talk to you and she was like what did you say to me and I was just like this is fucking stupid and I turned and all I just catch the sturdiest slap ever look up at her way bigger than she is cry

I ran upstairs, dude. Ran upstairs to my room. My cousin who was there for the weekend started making fun of me all night. He was like, you a pussy, bro. She slapped the shit out of you and you ran away. What color is your friend? No, it's my cousin. Oh, it was your cousin.

I think so, sorry. Because I thought it was going to be like a white friend that was, because you know how white people are. If something like that happened, if their grandma touched him, the grandma is ending up in a woodchipper. that's how they That's not white people That's not white people That's white Americans Outside of America

Outside of America Outside of America Excuse me White people get fucked up by their dads Their moms Their uncles You know The house dog attacks them

Like everyone beats them Up outside of there No yeah you're right No you're 100% That is absolutely A white American thing Like white White suburban America

And then they fucking Like tie them up And shit That's like white suburban America. That's not like white people in general. Like poor white folk beat the fuck out of their kids. And they make them go tend the lawn afterwards, like little slaves. Yeah.

I don't know. I don't support. You dare you believe me? I don't support. I don't support. Obviously, I don't support beating your kids. But. Absolutely not.

Well. What? But. And it is a key but. I do think there comes a point where at least one good slap. Like really probably. I don't recalibrate them. I think one good slap should happen at least because I know people who have never been slapped and let me tell you, man.

Not everybody. Not everybody needs it, right? Not everybody needs it, but I can't help it notice. There's a thing, right? Very often I understand that a lot of the beatings I got, they could have been taught to me through lessons of just the simple conversation. Because I was receptive. I was not dumb. You could have a spokesman.

I'm like, oh, I get that. That's not cool. But sometimes people overstep. Like me, person and my grandma, I think I overstepped because I was 16. I was well aware that I was being rude to her. I understood everything she did for me in my life,

you know, and I overstepped. And at those moments, when they significantly overstep, when it's like, yo, you're out of pocket. Then I agree.

You deserve that. I agree. Like, yeah, like, you know, that's a moment where you like, give them a pop.

You don't beat them savage. You don't beat them like a wild dog ran in your house. You don't like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like a fucking, a wolf came out, so you got to fight it to the death, you know, no, you don't do that to your kid. It's, it's not like that guy who, who, uh, when the raccoon was attacking his dog, he throws it down the dark staircase. You don't get to do that, but, uh, you know, one, what's it? One, you know, every, you know, that's, I think that's fine. It's like, it's a recalibration.

Sometimes it's got to recalibrate the kid, you know? It's like how, it's like when your TV's not working. Yeah. Well, that doesn't work anymore. That doesn't work anymore because now you saw your TV and it falls over and it died. You'll just destroy it. Isn't that fucking hilarious, by the way, that like our electronics used to work better if we beat them up? Like this is, I swear to God this is real, but like my PlayStation 2 sometimes would like, it would like not read a disc or something and it wouldn't be the disc's fault.

It would be like the disc was like pristine. And then I would like, I would slap the top of it and then it would work. And the same thing with my TV and like all sorts of weird shit. Like up until around like maybe 2004, up until around like 2004, 2005, I was beating the shit out of my electronics and they would, they would just be cut. They would work again. I don't know what the hell that's about. Whenever you, it's what doesn't read the, the fucking cartridge, you slap the shit out

of it. Here the cartridge, you blow on it. Take it violently. Jam it in there and it works. I would jam it in there hard, bro. I was so convinced that that was like a thing. that I would sometimes and what fucked me up is that it would work sometimes

that I didn't like because that would that's a confusing reinforcement of misidentified beliefs is sometimes I would be trying to get something to work and then I would or like my original Xbox or something it wouldn't load something and then it would stare at it and I would be like you

dumb piece of garbage work you dumb you suck you're a piece of trash you suck and I would verbally abuse it and it would would work. That's what It explains a lot about you right now. You see this Lord,

that's just a Lord dump right there. He's like, oh, this brings this. It worked. That's what, I didn't like that because I knew that it shouldn't. I was old enough to understand like, this probably doesn't do anything, but I'm at a loss. I'm not a fucking electrician. I'm not a repair person. I don't know how to fix this if I could. So all I have left is to vent my frustrations

with my voice. And then it would work and I'm like, this is not okay. This is not okay. This shouldn't work. Why? Is it? It's kind of like what happens with your fucking hard drive or whatever, where it's like, there's nothing different about this from yesterday, but for whatever reason, it doesn't, like, it doesn't work today. It's like that shit where it's like undoubtedly just like a random coincidence of timing, but like,

it would always happen. Sometimes you need to hit her, bro. I have definitely like, yeah. Anyway, let's, uh, let's get to, let's try and speed run some of these other ones. Papa Jesus wrote in, he says, in an age full of, uh, out of left field cross What characters and fictional universes Would you absolutely lose your shit over if you saw them together? Personally, I would love to see the Dumeslayer in a soap opera

You're out of your mind or Trevor Belmont in a in a Twilight movie That would be wild That would be funny That would be unfunny because it'd be funny Because it'd be funny at first And then when he murders one He'd murder one, it'd be like, whoa I don't even think it would be funny

I think it would be unironically entertaining and like probably wildly compelling. Like I feel like I would be totally into that movie like as a real like film. I've recently watched Twilight, right? They can't deal with Trevor Bellman. They can't deal with it. I like those movies.

I admit them. I like these movies. But I like them. They're just so ridiculously bad that I like watching them my girlfriend because it's just funny. Oh, you mean to like to like lampoon or some shit? Oh yeah.

I don't watch them like, oh my God, I'm engaged. Like quietly like watching them But they're fun watches They are I don't like those movies But I do think the first one is entirely fine Like I don't think there's anything really wrong with it I actually think the first one's kind of okay

But no it's not The first one's the worst one bro You're crazy One is out of your mind Chris One is worse than the last one You're violent my gosh The last one is stupid

But there are moments in the first one That are unbelievably bad Like there's like I watch the movie with my roommates But that's the whole That's the whole that's the entire series That's the charm of it Like get up the charm of it But like I think the first one

The reason why I think the first one's good Is it's actually directed like a fucking movie The rest of them were The first ones directed by the by a very specific person And then the rest of them are directed by somebody else And you can kind of feel it where it's like Oh this no longer feels like a It sucks still

But it at least is directed in a way That's like fucking stylized and like interesting It definitely stylized, but it's just like, this is fucking out of, like, like, Edward's like, hang on little spider monkey. You're like my own personal cocaine. Yeah, it's a killer. Like those moments are just like, yo, this is so bad. And it's funny because my, because every girl, well, most girls that liked it when they were younger, they look back at it and they're like, how did I like this? Like, how was I?

Like, Lily watches that movie and she's in awe. that she really enjoyed those films. It's the funniest shit ever. I mean, you're a dumb little girl, of course. I mean, we can all like dumb shit. Dude, I watched, I've watched Space Jam twice as an adult, and I'm like, wow, I don't understand why I love this so much. This movie sucks.

It, like, it really sucks. I tried to say that. I tried to say that, like, when Space Jam 2 came out, that, like, Space Jam 1 was also not good, and people like fucking lost their shit because I didn't grow up with Space Jam really like I watched it kind of but it was never like

it was a movie that they played in school for me like on like a day where there was just like there's nothing going on some kids are here after school we're gonna put on fucking Space Jam in the math room and that's how I saw it and I was like what the fuck

and I like the Looney Tunes too like I grew up with the fucking what's opera doc and all those like fucking you know those shorts and stuff and I was like I like the loony tunes, but like, what the fuck is this? Why are they playing basketball with like Wayne Knight? What is going on?

I don't know, man. Why is Newman from Seinfeld attacking the Looney Tunes with Michael Jordan? This is fucking insane. I barely know anything about basketball, but like, this is this can't be it.

Bill Murray shows up out of nowhere. Bill fucking Murray, bro. And I was like, what? As a kid, I'm like, what? Is it, is this Ghostbusters? I don't understand. Like, I didn't understand

what was the point. You couldn't get it. You couldn't comprehend actors. This is great. Why was he here and what's happening? And then I remember one of the Loonie Tunes says as a joke, like, oh, look, it's Dan Aykroyd. And I'm just like,

confused. And I'm, but I still enjoyed the movie for what it was as a dumb ass kid. I remember thinking it was fine. Like, I was just like, oh, yeah, it's entertaining.

Like, like, it's entertaining to see the. animation or whatever, but like, and then I watched it again, like, in my adult years, and I was like, oh, my God. This is just, this is not good at all. And the second one is obviously terrible. The second one is holy shit. It's, it's, it's, but I also wonder like, like, like, surely kids must look at spacecham too and be like this is awesome. Right.

If I was fine, just like we did. Right. Yeah, of course. Probably. But then there's some things I, like, I watched a, it's weird, because then there's things that I've watched as a kid. That's so hold up. and I'm like, this shit's still dope. You know, it's so weird to me.

Some things are easy. Some things are enjoyable for everybody, you know. Like I think Looney Tune, not Looney Tunes, Tom and Jerry, anyone can watch Tom and Jerry and get a decent laugh out of it. Do the Gen Csies are getting on all those sounds. Early season of SpongeBob are also,

you know. I think a lot of those, I think a lot of those Cartoon Network shows, like I think Ed Nettie's fucking hysterical. I don't like Ed Nettie's funny. I think Ed Nettie is funnier. I think Ed Nettie is funnier. now than it was to me

when I was a kid because it's so fucking gross I feel the same way about the PowerBove Girls and stuff Yeah I think the Power Bowels and Curge of Cowardly Dog Curge Cowardly Dog I think this gets better as I get older Right

Because it's more out there It's like this is an insane show that creates Agreed But like or Billy and Mandy Because Billy and Mandy Because you just you just can't believe Someone is as stupid as Billy Like you never

It never sinks in that someone's as dumb as Billy Like the image of him opening the window than jumping through the top one that shit kills me every time bro that that show is fucking insane like that's like I remember

I remember thinking when I was a kid that like I really liked Billy and many when I was a kid but I remember thinking like oh yeah it's just another one of these it's it's just another one of these it's another cartoon you know like I'm watching and I'm enjoying it but then like I go back and you compare that show to all the other shows that we're around it and it's fucking

there's this do you remember the scene where Irwin is hiding in Mandy's locker and he's just he's licking a lime like yeah the sexual lime yeah and he's just like hey hey Mandy and it's just like

and it's like what the fuck and what is it like I watch this in front of my parents and I can't even imagine I can't even imagine what they were thinking I watched episode I watched episode where Billy picked his nose ate a booger and then ate his brain and my

Jamaican ass dad was like the rasclaw what why are you watch me huh and I'm just like dad isn't it funny and he's like what I watch huh? Yeah blitz by Egypt and I'm like Dad this is funny this is funny Is that the one where he picks his nose

And his brain is on his finger and he eats his brain Yes So fucking insane The concept of that by the way is The concept of that show is crazy Because it's children Who enslave the Grim Reaper in a limbo contest.

Did you see the first episode? That first episode is out of pocket, bro. That first episode's like an LSD. It's like a... Out of pocket, bro. Because the art style is it finalized yet either. It's very much like that pilot, like... It's very grim and evil still.

It's still grim and evil at that moment before it became Billy and Mandy. And then you watch it and you're like, what the fuck am I seeing? And then when Billy beats him, Billy just breaks his bow. and slides under the limbo bar. And I was like, what the fuck? There's a lot of that, too, where it's like, where... There's a lot of that stuff in older cartoons, too, where, like, whenever Mojo Jojo gets beat the shit out,

like, gets beat up, his brain is always hanging out. And it's like, this is fucking... There's one image of Mojojo. He's so twitching his shit. There's one image that he's, like, beat up, but he's like, it's so funny. It's like a real dead animal. But it's, like, he's, like, on his side.

And, like, one arm is above. One arm is out. One leg is... out and one arm is other legs out and he's just lying there and I'm like it looks like a dead cat it looks like they killed a real animal and left it there. It's like that dream

that Jalen had where he was fighting what is it? With Lucario Kiel killed me out and he turned it to a real cat after he died. There's no way to explain that. Let's move on. We have to have in one episode so he can explain that and he leaves. I would love to have Jail on it. Jailen would be

fucking. So anyway. we didn't answer your question at all but we tried to rapid fire this we tried to rapid fire but I'll be honest

I'll say like crossovers have lost their appeal to me since they became everything yeah it's a crossover literally for it's it's Fortnite it's VR chat it's it's uh WB's fucking

that that Smash Brothers clone oh yeah they got yeah the LeBron James fighting game the LeBron everything everything is everything now. So, like, it's just kind of like, the concept of crossovers have stopped being special

to the point where, like, the reason why seeing Doom Slayer in a soap opera or Trevor Belmont in a Twilight movie isn't super exciting to me is because I can imagine that happening at this point, because, like, because, like, do you remember the Jimmy, Timmy Power Hour or whatever?

And you just watch it and you're like, what the fuck? This is crazy that this is happening. And that happened, like, very rarely. Or, like, it would happen in, like, the Cartoon Network Only in Scooby-Doo. Only in Scooby-Doo.

Yeah, it was like Scooby-Doo and the Harlem Globetrotters. And that's like, or Scooby-Doo and Batman. That was the coolest shit ever when I was little. Scooby-Doo had a laugh track. I'm not insane. It did. It fucking did.

Dude. Like it's so funny. Like there's a live audience in a fucking cartoon. Dude, the funny shit about Scooby-Doo. Have you seen how the memes of Scooby-Doo's laugh being distorted has become so popular? I haven't seen that. Like it's a bunch of like Scooby, like something happened to Scooby Disill,

because his laugh is so funny in general. That's crazy. It's just something like Scooby. Like gee, Scoop, those were unarmed civilians. Scooby's like, he, he, he. And he's a regular guy laughing at the end. I don't, it said that to me. I want to see that.

I got to find it. I got to find it. Because that sounds like exactly the kind of thing that would break me for a whole two days. I have to see that. Anyway Chris, did we ever show you? Because I know When we were doing In Word Club

For like two seconds There was the Who's That Pokemon And it looked like a chick With like a huge ass dick But then it turns out to It's just a silhouette of Goofy That image That fucking laugh at that image

I snapped at that image It was so funny Because Derek was laughing But I was so mad Because I was like How to how did Because they change the image when they reveal it.

They add shit to it. Like, I'm stupid enough not to notice. I was like, are you fucking, the fucking legs. They're not a part of goofy. There was the fucking legs. They had a hat.

There was no fucking hat on them. It was no fucking. The fact that somewhere tried to hide this woman with a penis in goofy's face made me sink to my stomach. Dude, I was so mad. I didn't see. I know what that image is because I've seen it.

But go watch that again. It's Goofy's laugh kills me every time because it's so, you can tell it's goofy, but it's so bad. It's so fucking funny. It's the funniest thing.

Oh my God. Oh my God. It's so funny. What do I even type to find that? Look up who's that Pokemon goofy. Yeah, that's it. You both answered in unison like it was a BBC fusion.

Who's that Pokemon? I felt like Gojita was talking to me. Oh, yeah, right. Oh, my God. That shit killed me, bro. Oh, man. I'm going to see this and I'm going to break the fuck down. I'm going to break the fuck down.

That is so disrespectful. That's so dumb. It's so wild. That is so stupid. That is a lack of respect. You know that shit's awesome, dude. It's so shitty. All right, let's move on, let's move on.

Oh, my God. That's so fucking stupid. I have no urethra and I'm swelling with cum. It's leaking through my pores, Rodin. He says, hello trio of slurs. With the looming thread of the holidays, what is your least, what is your favorite and least favorite festive day? My favorite is Dia de los Mertos and least favorite is Mexican Independence Day.

Not all that different from the American one, probably. Yeah. Favorite is Thanksgiving off top. Thanksgiving was my favorite holiday. Easily. Man, I don't know what, I don't know what my favorite. Probably,

I think Halloween is only because of what it indicates for the seasons and stuff. And also it's just fun to see people dress as like fucking outrageous shit. Like, there's always some costume every year that's like, how the fuck? Like, I saw some guy dressed as a canon DSLR. And it was like a big ass like fucking thing. actually took pictures.

And I'm like, what the, that's insane that you figured that out. But it's like, it's just kind of like this weird where it's like, everybody who's like loosely into cosplay but not enough to commit to it comes out and does something cool for it. And I appreciate that.

It's, it's fun. Also, it's just getting colder. It's, I just kind of like that vibe. Least favorite's probably fucking, honestly,

I don't know. I don't like Valentine's Day at all. I think Valentine's Day really fucking sucks. I think Valentine's Day is like, because I remember thinking like, Like, I've brought this up to so many of my partners in the past where it's like, listen, babe, let's do something the day after Valentine's Day because everyone's going to be out Valentine's Day. It's going to be dumb expensive. And then the next day, no one's going to be doing anything.

So let's just go and like have all the, these restaurants and these venues to ourselves because what does it matter if it's on the day or not? and it's always a big deal that it's that it has to be on the fucking day. She wants to post. She wants to post pictures on okay. Well then let's do it the day before. Let's do it the day before. It's like, no, it has to be, it has to be the day. And I'm like, God, damn it. This sucks.

And it's also just like, people that are sentimental about days. Before, before it continues, I just like, also just like the fucking idea of this is, oh, today is the day that I show that I care. What? Yeah. The designated day. It's the designated day where you actually have to try your relationship. And then like, oh, I've put in like 10% effort.

So that means I'm a good person. It's like, no, I hate Valentine's Day so much. Wouldn't it mean a lot more right now? Everybody listening to this right now, if we just went out and just bought some flowers or whatever or like a nice little meat, like something, just right now, just right now, completely randomly. Unprompted. Don't you think that would make way more and that would be way more sentimental? it would mean way more and it would touch them way more

than you fucking them expecting this bullshit on this corporate day So what sucks the most Rhetorically yes It would So right now Go out and buy them something nice What sucks the most for me

Is that Valentine's Day Falls a month after my Anniversary So to do something for my anniversary And then I'm next month I do some Valentine's Day I just don't like Valentine's Day I don't think it's necessary

But I'm not going to get into that If I had to choose a day it would be like I hate what Christmas has become I love it so much now I don't love Christmas at all anymore I kind of don't like it at all I feel like that's everybody

it's like if you're a kid you liked it if you're adult you don't like it I hate it now I used to love it yeah I'm not good because you didn't expect you just got gifts you didn't have to do anything you're a fucking kid

now you gotta waste a lot of money technically I like some aspects of Christmas still but like it's definitely it's nowhere near it's not even remotely close to being as much as like when if you ask me when i was like seven christmas is a goaded holiday you know probably the the only honestly christmas might be the only holiday that i even considered to be a real holiday when i was a kid you know what i mean

it's like oh it's the end it's the end of the year you know it's it's like fucking there's a mythical fucking freak who comes in and gives me everything i want like of course vacation time it's winter break all that shit yeah it's winter break it is great but like when i don't know when you're an adult and that magic is kind of gone, it falls. Like, I've always loved New Year's more than, well, not always, but like, for longer than I haven't at this point. Like, I love New Year's. I don't know why specifically. I don't think there's anything traditional about it, but it's just like in my family.

We always have everybody's, everybody just comes to our house. We cook a lot of food. We listen to a lot of music and we just chill and just fucking talk about dumb shit. We play video games. You play poker. We play dominoes. Fucking. We play some.

instruments in the fucking living room. It's fun. It's like just a big little thing to celebrate the end of the year. It's a lot of great fucking food. So I've always loved New Year's. Even while I was like loving Christmas, it was like, ooh, I love Christmas. But then New Year's is happening and I get to eat like 10 pounds of chicken wings. And it's, uh, I hate it.

I hate New Year's Eve because I'm seven-day Adventist. So my grandmother would celebrate all year's service. So we'd go to church at 12 p.m. And we would leave 12 a.m. on New Year's Day. And I hate it. That sucks. That sucks. That sucks.

The worst shit ever. I'm like, Grandma, why are you doing this? And she's like, I just choose to do it. And I'm like, Grandma, you have so much money. You have so much intelligence. Why are you doing this? And she was like, I like, I like this. I find it coming.

And I'm like, no, it's like, no, you don't. No, she does. No, she did. That's what made it crazy. She liked it for like an hour. She does. No, no, no. She wouldn't complain.

She would sing hymns. She would read the Bible with people. She would talk to her friends. in Spanish, it would be, it would just be, she would be so happy. And it got to the point where I was like, I can't go with you, grandma, because I'm going to ruin your time by how unhappy I'm in him. And she was like, I understand. She was like, I understand, you don't have to go on me anymore. I would be so bitter.

So bitter. Yeah, I would just stay in the bathroom and beat off. Like, fuck. For hours. For 12 hours. I'm going to be beating off until next year. That's crazy. If you edge that long, bro, you'd be a fucking disaster.

That's goaded. Dude. That's crazy. That's so difficult to conceptualize because I love New Year's. I fucking... I don't love it. It's fine now. You acknowledge that that's less about New Year's and more about what your grandmother did on New Year's.

No, that's just seven-day events is New Year's service. You just go in for all year's service. It's disgusting. I'm just like, this is stupid and shit. Because, like, New Year is the only... New Year is the only... New Year's just... the only time that I would see my family members drunk, really, like actually drunk.

Like, like, because they would, they would have, like, maybe wine or something at, like, Thanksgiving or, like, other, like, random picnics. Maybe they might, like, have a beer or two. But, like, New Year's, like, because there's always the, because it's after Christmas, there's always the risk of, like, intense weather where we might get snowed in or, like, you know, all sorts of things. So everybody would, like, free their fucking January 1st and 2nd in case. So they would come and then they would drink like crazy. The first picture of me that's posted on Instagram is a picture of me when I was old enough to drink finally at New Year's. Drunkenly wandering around in the background of my cousin's photo. And it's one of the funniest photos of because it's like a Bigfoot photo.

I'm like blurry in the background. You can tell I'm drunk just by how I'm standing and everything about it. But I love New Year's. I fucking adore it. I'm excited. It's like the only holiday they're excited about too. It's just the food, man. It's the food.

For me, it's Thanksgiving. That's why I thought of Thanksgiving. Also, where we celebrated. Thanksgiving is different. Because, like, Thanksgiving. No, no. Thanksgiving.

National. What about national talk like Obama Day? I think that's the best one. God damn it, both. Not that, me to be clear. All right.

Let that take off, man. Imagine that take it off, though. Let's not. Let's not. And millions of people in the U.S. are all talking like, Like Obama. All right, let's get the, let's get the fuck out of here.

It's, because it's time to go. It's time to go. It's time to go. It's time to, uh, it's time to, uh, get the fuck out of here, uh, because I'm sick of all of you. And my dog, Bo is whispering really frightening things in my ear, and I must leave. My medicine is not, my medicine's wearing off. My medicine's wearing off and Bose's words are getting louder by each moment. So, to keep you safe, I'm going to.

I'm gonna get out of it. No, I will not kill Michelle. For the last time, I love her. Excuse me, people. Excuse me. I gotta go. In the middle of his, his fucking inaugural address.

What is it called? When they address you, the presidential address. Or the state of the union? State of the Union. He has to leave. Everybody's wondering why his dog is, why is someone carrying bow?

Why is somebody carrying bow? carrying Bo in alongside. Why is that guy standing next to Obama and Obama's to his head listening to the dog? Like what the fuck's going on? He's leading into he's leading into Bo. Like with his ear. Or do you say Bo? Bomb more brown people? Okay.

As Bo said. We all have more trolls. Sorry. It's in your name, bro. He sounds like him too. He sounds like Barack Obama. The dog. He absolutely does. That's fucking scary. It's in your name, Barack Obama.

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Yeah, but it's a proper. Right. That is so fucking funny. That is such a good idea that is so specific. Because that couldn't have happened in 2008. That can't happen now. It just, like, you have to accept that it's like, that is a joke out of time. Right.

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It's really good still. So fun. So fun. God, I wish they would just port it already. It's like really, because that's something I would absolutely see. Yes. Yes. Absolutely. And maybe one of you guys can play with us for exactly, like, what, 10 seconds or something? The only stick I touch while driving is my penis, parentheses, I'm as to barrel driving.

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