The Snark Tank - #133: Lee Harvey Lion

Episode Date: November 21, 2022

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You're out of you. You're out of pocket, bro. I am slurring. He's literally slurring his words. It's because you're married now and you're angry. So now it's just starting to, you're just starting to say what you think. Listen, it is no...

I'm a little... I'm not angry, but I will say I'm... I'm exhausted. I'm exhausted. You guys... Oh, you didn't even play Mass Effect 3 swing. I'm getting... I finish two.

If that makes you feel any better. Well, okay, I don't need to use that example. But, you know, like, you've probably seen this trope word, like, the battles, the end of the battle, like the soldier is so tired he's just like you can die now like it's over you can you can rest you can finally rest

you may rest yeah that's how I feel like like all right I'm still alive I'm beaten I was holding on until the battle is over and now I can die and that's that's marriage that's what marriage as soon as you get married you can die that's dope as fuck

you did it the battles hey yo I'm trying to get married today Lily where you at bro I'm trying to be at peace. Nah, it's not, it's not too bad, bro. It's, it's, it's just, you know, you know how, uh, that my situation that I chose, I chose to, you know, uh, be broke and, and do this immigration process because of, the war that's affecting Eastern Europe.

So that's on me. That's on me. And it's respectable, honestly. Like, I respect that you did that, Derek. Like, normally I tell you down for you dating people that are different colors from you. But as of right now, I'm going to have some semblance of me. That's very respectable. Because I know if Lily was in Mexico, we was going on down there, I'd be like, hey, bro, de quenado, you know?

Like, I'm not fucking, that's your fucking problem. Yeah. Yeah. It's all good. Yeah, you're fine. Don't worry about it. We're not in Poland, so it's fine. It's all good.

You don't got to take the walk anywhere because you're not catching random missiles in Poland. Dude, so, what's happening? What's happening? What's happening? What's that? So it was trending on, like, World War, I think it was while we were reporting sacred. We were just looking at it's like, oh my God. It's, uh, World War III was trending. Like, it always does. I feel like every couple months when something happens, like everything. This was weird, though, because this was like a missile, like, was launched or, like, detonated in Poland and it killed two people. And it was like a whole, I saw so many takes on Twitter. It was like, we must, we must destroy the Russians.

And it was like, yo, you've got a fucking, I am not about to start a fucking nuclear holocaust over two fucking random Polish people. Like, I'm sorry. Like, it's, sorry they died, you know. So sorry I died. No, no, no, sorry. They died. Like, it's unfortunate they caught a missile. Like, that's unfortunate.

Yeah. But like, someone like actually catch a missile. That would happen? Yeah. I was like, oh shit. Me, guys. come. Look that I got.

Boo. I love the idea. This is really fucked up to laugh about it. But I love the idea of like a missile kind of coming and it's almost like

you ever try to throw like a water bottle at somebody and they kind of fumble for a little bit before they catch it? Yeah. The idea is like bouncing between their hands

and it lands it explodes. It's like anyway that's some two ton missile. Whoa. Yeah. So that's obviously

obviously. strength on the planet and they're able to catch them so easily. Obviously tragic. Obviously bad news. Obviously, right? Not good. Not good. Thank you for your purchase on the PlayStation.

What the fuck did I buy? I'm here. Your description probably. Who's buying things on my PlayStation account? Somebody got in. It's probably your PSN. Is it two factor? Do you got two factor?

PlayStation Store transaction, it doesn't say. I mean. Okay. Yeah, it was PSN. Okay. I was about to say, all right, that scared me. I don't normally catch those emails. You look panicked.

You were like, what's going on? Who did this? Someone got in there finally. You gotta have the two-factor. Somebody bought shit. Yeah, I know. Somebody bought like $200 worth of shit on my PS, PSN one time, but it was an obvious refund.

I called and was like, hey, obviously I didn't fucking buy this shit. Was that during the hack-ter era? Well, two, like, everything got hacked. $200, that's almost two games. I mean, I mean, For reals, that's fucked up in it. You know what's crazy? They're still underpriced.

They should be like 100, man. I know, yeah. It is, it is a crazy. It should be like $100. There's not much work. Yeah, when you think about it in that way, sure. I hate it. It bothers me so much.

And I do understand. And I say this to people. When I've had this conversation, I'm like, so which one would you rather have a more expensive game or a bunch of like micro transactions and nickel and diming and more focused like, losing? loot or shooter types. Like, what would you rather have? Because it's kind of either or.

If games gets $100, a nigga gonna start going to be crazy. I'm gonna be an indie-ass game player only, bro. It's gonna be one. I won't play a AAA game ever again. I thought you said, I thought you said Michael Transactions. Michael.

That's like a man, like the guy who works at fucking Sony who handles all that. Hi, my name's Michael Transactions. I heard you wanted horse armor. in a fucking oblivion. Do you remember that? That was like the first instance of like, I think, like micro transactions was in a,

was in fucking oblivion with the, yeah, with the horse armor. You had to pay like, I think, I think, I think a dollar. I can't remember. It might have been $10. I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, oblivion. I didn't play oblivion. I didn't put it in.

Could horses have armor in Skyrim? Uh, I think so. I don't remember. I hardly ever used it. I got Shadowmere and I kept killing it. I kept, I got Shadow Mirror and I kept killing it. So I didn't care about armor. I would run that horse off cliffs.

I'd run that horse into fucking other dragons. I treat that horse like shit. You're fucking evil. It kept coming back to life though. It was fine. They go to that little pool in front of the Dark Brotherhood and it comes back out. And I'm like, you know, ready for some motion again, bro? Plus the horses are slower than the people.

I hated that. I don't believe it. The horses moves so fucking slow. Well, that's why I didn't use the fucking horses. like they they just like slightly jogged faster they're like slightly faster than the average your average player but then I'm like if you did certain things the werewolf if you increased your stamina I would be a werewolf and I fucking zoom places you know yes use the fucking what the the shout that makes you fucking go like super far and I like I was just like fuck these horses what are they what

what did the horses that was that there was horse that made just that you fucking go like yeah the one that makes you fucking dash like super it's like the second shout you get oh yeah i wouldn't say i never use it because it's so clunky i think it's definitely the second because first you get the just the foos you know you get the red and then the second one i think is when you because you have to um do like uh you have to i is i swear it was the second one because it's an it's an early one you're right it's not no no no it's definitely i'm pretty sure it's the second one that could be wrong anyone correct me on that shit well and i should say this at the top of the show too Is there even really an order for them because it's open, you know what I mean?

You get a few of them in succession of each other like one after another. Like you get like the first few I think in succession. I feel like this one is, okay, I'm, okay, I'm trying to because there's, who gives it to you? Shit, man, it's been too long since I've actually played the main fucking quest. Yeah, too busy beating up kids as a wrestler. You haven't played that game the right way in years, Derek. Yo, bro, bro, bro. That's, yeah, yeah, dude, my fucking, my, I'll log in, I'll, I'll boot it up every once in a while and see what mods are still on here.

And then it's, um, my, you know, companions are naked, of course. That's like super naked. So, okay, I can't stream this. Arnold Schwarzenegger, uh, is just chilling. What did you say? In, uh, in one section. I think he's chilling rifting right now. The Arnold.

Arnold Schwarzenegger from... What a backwater dirty play. Like, I hated... I love Rifton. You don't love Rifton? Yeah. Rifton's gross, dude. It's gross, but it's lit as fun. Wait, hold on.

Hold on. What was the, what was the tall one? There was like a city that was tall. It was very vertical. It was like in a mountain. Soul something. Is it all the elves, right? No.

No, I think it was... You're talking about where you can buy... Could you buy property from there? I don't know. It was like high... I just remember it was like really tall. Solitude? Are you talking about solitude?

Solid. I think it might have been solitude. I ravaged that. I killed everybody in that town. I fucked that area up soon. Because it was so... It was like, this place is made for me to kill everyone here. Like, it's really high up. All I have to do is lightly shout at people and they fall to their dooms. I don't have to do shit. It's not like in White Run where, like, you foos rode out people and they hit a wall and then they get up and then they start attacking you again.

It's just immediate... And you could just, like, kite them off edges. It's hilarious. I think it was solitude You either talking about solitude Where the rich were Who lives there It's like it's like the rich

It's like the richest city in that spot And then there's the one I think that starts with an M That's where There isn't that many houses But there is like a There was a if you remember There was a Deidre

Malong Bong's Mace Wherever you get Malong Bongs Mace That's the place where everything's like vertical And there's like a little There's a little like waterfall In the middle of the steps on two sides Yeah I think that one's the one's the one Is that the one with the M?

I think it's with the city with the I actually. No, it was, I think it was Markarth, actually. Markarth, that's what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I destroyed everybody in that place. I hated that because, like, yeah, so I got the mace and I came outside and I was like, I'm going to kill one guy, just to see what happens. And I killed one guy, some dude started tripping on me. So I killed him too. And then all the freaking cops came.

And I'm like, bro, it's not that big of a deal. I started killing cops and I ran away. It was really bad. I got in a lot of trouble. I loved. I've never heard they're referred to as cops, dude. He's just killing cops. In medieval fucking fable land, you're killing police officers.

Real-ass modern police officers. Put your weapon down. Can I say also? You guys? I was watching Strike 2 again recently because it was just sort of on. It was like, I'll watch it. And the cops joke in that fucking movie is awesome. Like when they're getting arrested and it's like,

Broadcast it live on a crystal ball. Freaking, what you call it, donkey's neck? He's like, stop, what are you doing? What are you doing? Yeah, it's, I find, did you call him donkey? Donkey.

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I forgot about that. He got a lot of shit because he showcased how fucking... Well, he just showcased how fucking shitty... So what he did was he made a video about Sonic Frontiers. And as we all know, Sonic Frontiers is not very good Because it's a fucking Sonic game And not even just because of that But like it's just

You know People A lot of Sonic fans have gaslit themselves Into thinking the game is good Because they've had it so bad for so long Sonic Frontier is an impressive Sonic game It's yeah It's fine

It's not a colossal train wreck And it runs So yeah It's a fucking 10 out of 10 success in their eyes But obviously that is not a great game. It's fine, probably.

But anyway, he just showcased someone's like, oh, look at all this pop-in and look at all this fucking dumb shit. It wasn't like a proper review. It was just one of his meme videos or he was just sort of like, and at the end, he shows the metacritic score of Sonic Frontiers,

and it's like 8.6, and it's higher than like, Eldon Ring, and it's higher than, fucking, like, all these, like, incredible. You're capping. It's not, I'm not kidding. It's higher than Eldon Ring.

I yeah yeah yeah I don't think you're lying but I can't believe that if that makes any sense I mean it was I mean you could just watch the donkey video it's in it's in there but so people were like I can't believe donkey sending his fucking fans to to lower the metacritic score

for Sonic on purpose or whatever and it's and it's and that's what he's trying to do at the end of there and it's like no dude it is objectively funny that Sonic Frontiers has a higher metacritic score than some of the best fucking games of the generation like that's that's fucking hilarious. That is

insane. And I would showcase this. In fact, I would even be more fucking verbose about it. I'd be like, can you... Oh, yeah. Can you imagine? Can you imagine thinking this is even remotely close to this? Like, it's... Just because you're commentating and comparing to things doesn't mean you're like sending a fucking

brigade. Also, I can't breathe. Oh my God. What the fuck do you care? What the fuck do you care of if Sonic Frontiers has a lower or higher medic critic score? Why are you so insecure about like if you like Sonic right God bless you

but like why do you give a shit what other people think about it I like Halo Infant a lot I don't I don't even think I know the Metacritic score because I don't give a shit you know just fucking like what you like and just fucking enjoy it because you've grown past the point where you have to defend what you like

that's it you're you're past that point you know like we all had that point where like someone's like I like this and someone says I don't do this shit you're like fuck that because even me and you we go back about Spider-Man and to a, what you call it, and into Spider-Verse. Spider-verse. But at the same time, we can both sit down and constantly compliment both those movies.

Because they're both great movies. Yes. At the end of the day, right? A lot of people don't have that yet. They don't have it yet. They're like, oh, I love this. If you don't like it, you're a piece of shit. Also, right now, the user score for Metacritics for Eldon Ring is 7.6,

and Sonic Frontiers is 8.3. That is un-fucking believable. That is unbelievably insane. Well, I mean, Who are the people Who's rating those games? Who's giving the metacritic scores? Well, these are the user scores.

Not the meta score. The metastore of Eldon Ring is a little too low, I think personally as well. But the met a score. So 72 for Sonic Frontiers. And then for Eldon Ring, it's like 86, I think, which I would give it more than that. And that's the user score?

Yeah. That's the meta. score, the meta score, like the reviewers themselves. Oh, the meta score. That's the meta score. Okay. And then it's 82 and then 67. The user scores for both. The user, the user score Sonic is 86? The user score for Sonic is 82.

That's insane. And the user score is in the 60s for Oh, 76. My bad if I said something different. 76. Okay, okay, gotcha. Which is wild. The fact that it is even 72 from the meta score is a little wild to me. I would give that game of solid 70. I feel like there's maybe it makes sense in the line that there are, from what

I've seen these, you know, the Sonic fan base, we all know, let's be real now. They're all on that one. They're scary. They're scary. They're scary. They're scary. They're scary people. They're a certain kind of kids. They're an interesting bunch of people.

Let's just say this. The vast majority of Sonic fans, if you paint their bedroom without them knowing you're going to have a tough night ahead of you, all right? That's what I say. If you change, if you move where their desk is, or you, you know, you change the color of their room light, it's going to be a hell of a night ahead of you, right? Is that an autistic thing?

They can't do with change. They really like a Sonic fan also really like robots. They really like repetition. They're big fans of robots. Anyone that's autistic, if you already drastically, drastically change something in their lives, they don't like it. Like, it's, like, really tough. Can I tell you something?

Can I tell you something? When I go home sometimes and I go into my room and I notice that my parents have, like, shifted furniture around, it does infuriate me. Well, Chris, guess what? I don't say anything about it. I don't say anything about it. I don't, like, make it everybody's problem. But I think, like, why you're moving things. Guess what, Chris?

How long does it bother you? Do you play robots? It bothers me for a good, like. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over time. 200 flexible online programs. APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion,

our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU. APU. APUS.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with?

Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. It bothers me immediately. And then it's like, all right, well, I guess this is. It's more just because, like, I leave things in very specific, like, oh, here's my, USB that I really, really need, but only when I come back, because I'm not going to, I don't want to take it with me. I'm going to leave it on my desk specifically here so that way I know where it is

when I come back. And then when I come back and everything's clean in your room. Yeah, but it's, I mean, it is a spare room. It is a spare room. It's not my room technically, but it's still ultimately, like, it's where at the time I would work, you know? So I would come back and all, like, I would, I would have files that I left specifically there that they would be like in a different place all of a sudden. And I'd be like, God damn. And I've got to spend like all this time or relocating all the stuff that I specifically set aside when I was here last time. And it bothers me for a good like maybe like five minutes, you know, when I'm trying to reorganize again. But I don't know.

It's like going to. You just play with your fidget spinner a little bit and calm down. Fid spinners are really cool. I mean, I bought one. I saw they had the cap shield. And I was like, okay. I just got an update for election to Republicans have one control of the House according to the AP ending two years of full Democratic control of Congress. Shocked.

I didn't even know they had control. I don't even know Democrats had control. Can you imagine? What I would say? Look, look, do you know, have you been following politics?

Not as not as much as inly as I have before. Look, this is all this is all you need to know because this is how stupid America is. Whoever is in control, who is the president, who is a commander in chief, you know, red or blue.

the Congress becomes the opposite. It just happens because people are so stupid. They were like, oh, red doing bad, so we need blue now. And then vice versa. It keeps happening now. The big surprise this time is that we kept the Senate during, or I say we, but I'm just saying the blue people that were already there and some extra, like it actually shocked everyone because you were thinking and why everybody was predicting that red wave.

And the red wave did. didn't do what it did. They, not a lot of them, like that guy in Florida, that fucking, that football idiot dude, he lost,

it was close. I didn't like how close it was. Really bothered me. Football idiot? Are you talking about Georgia? Georgia, there you go. Way too close for me.

I was really not okay well how close for that was. Well, I think, I think, um, they're actually, aren't they doing,

my brain just, are they investigating something like, they're doing, um, oh my God, I can't even remember what it's called right? Can you guys imagine,

can you guys, can you guys imagine for a moment? being a full grown adult who has lived like a really like like a genuinely long like maybe like mid 40s mid 50s or something right and then you wake up one day turn on the news and then you genuinely have this thought and you feel it to be true in your heart damn i can't believe dr oz lost the election that is upsetting to me hers how is that person is hearsall brown no right is that his name herschell walker Herschel Walker, Herscher Brown.

I feel like that's something real racist. Like, that's another black guy that went through something. But no. I thought that was the fucking guy from walking dead with the farm. Look, Hershey? Hershey? I call them Hershey. Hershey's Walker.

And then Hershey from the farm. Yeah. No, you guys, guys, understand. I need you to understand what I just said. Dr. Oz ran. Dr. Oz was running for genuine, like some position in government. I understand that the fact that there was even

disappointment. And people were upset. The fact that he ran, they were disappointed that this guy that has nothing to do with Philadelphia, this charlatan that sells the snake oil, almost became a senator. We live in a country where Arnold Schwarzenegger was the governor of California. That's fine. I love his name. And Ronald Wiltson,

Wilson Reagan, a guy that was in a movie with a monkey, was president. And his presidency completely altering the police of America. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.

No, no. No, I understand what you're saying, but it's different. That is different to me than Uncle Magic won the Senate race. They're not the same. Actually, he has got to be so dope. No, actually, Reagan's on Uncle Magic's level, I think. That dick, it wasn't. He was in a movie with a monkey.

No, because that's him doing a job. He's still Ronald Reagan. He's not some fucking stage name. He's not uncle. Can you imagine President Uncle Magic? That'd be wild. Can you fucking imagine that? That'd be an open universe.

Dude, the shit's so wacky now. I would just, just, I wouldn't. I'm just voting for. No, don't surprise. No. Dude, what if Uncle Magic surprises you and does a fantastic job? You know what I'm just? You guys didn't even know my apologies.

You know it would be crazy? You guys didn't even know. Everybody's like the Rock is going to run, right? I've been hearing that for years. He's not going to run. He's not going to run. What if he's got it though? What if he's got it?

Like what scares me is that like, what if he gets it? He's like, yeah. He doesn't. He doesn't. Well, he doesn't, obviously. He's one of the, he's incredibly rich. If you're incredibly rich and you want to actually help out the common people, you're going to have to hurt yourself.

that is just the standard and they're not going to hurt their bottom dollar their bottom line so that's why rich people overwhelmingly rich people overwhelmingly vote conservative and Republican because they always give them

the fucking tax breaks I mean like how the fuck do these people never even pay attention when you see like oh there's a tax break and then literally like the pundits like what's going on Tucker Carlson would be like yeah President Trump is giving us

some tax breaks. And he's like literally talking about him and his cronies, right? But he won't say specifically that, oh, it's only for the top. It's only for the top. It's not for you, the person that's watching, the peasant that's watching. So the peasant that's watching thinks they got a tax break, but then their fucking checkbooks and their bank accounts aren't any fuller. Nothing's changed. And I'm just like, I can't deal with this anymore. I think I'm going to move to New Zealand and I'll continue this podcast over there because I'm just like, this shit is too wacky for me. It's too...

It's wacky as fuck. Did you see the Trump was like, oh, I'm gonna fucking run again. Everybody was like, all right. Like, I saw that news, and I, I can't even express to you how bored I got immediately. Like, the second I heard that, I was like, oh my God, this is the most boring.

It's like, this is, it's almost like the same couple years keeps getting rebooted again. And I'm so bored of it. It's the most tedious shit. Anybody's still doing politics? I don't know how the fuck you're doing it because you must be insane. Like I am deeply suspicious.

I am deeply suspicious of anybody who is making political stuff still to this day. Because there's something wrong. There's something wrong. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion,

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morton. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

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My thing is, I feel the same way, but I also, apathy will whip my ass after a while. And then I'm at that point right now where I'm like, don't do, bro, nah, I'm good on that shit. Because they care. Because what happens is like, there are people that really, like, this is important. It is, this shit is really fucking important. It is. Like, all jokes aside, we make fun of politics all the time. it is gay, but it's super, super, super important for people to be well-informed and talk about these days.

I don't know. I think it might be a little bit gayer than it is important. It might be. The ratio is up in the air. We can figure that out a different time. But it is really important. And then people talking about it, it makes them go crazy because they're speaking. They're shouted to the ether and no one's responding to them.

So they lose it. crazy. That's why I was, I don't know. Again, I can't. I'll start caring when things actually start happening that telegraph to me that it makes sense to care. Because I do care a lot, but I also know that caring a lot while like in this circumstance doesn't mean anything because it doesn't, like there is, look, I, there are, I got opinions

that are not popular that I cannot say. I cannot say what I really believe. I got things. underwork that I can't say because the hate them stop me. No, I just, there are things that, look, I, I, I think that. Yeah, let's roll off one. There's, there's something that, there is something that happened in Puerto Rico a few years ago that I think was pretty fucking cool.

And it, and it probably, it, maybe it should happen now. Maybe, maybe at this point, it should have happened a long time ago, but maybe just wheel a certain device up. to a certain building and just leave it there. Just like stand around to be like, look at this device we got. In this interesting, this device we got? Look at this interesting device. I don't think it's a popular as you think, bro.

It looks like let's get Rusty Cage to lead. How don't we get Rusty Cage to run for president? Stop. For president. And then what he's been building, he puts on a shirt or like a campaign. What he's been building? Stop. Like, I'll get it done.

He's our friends. Stop. That's it. Literally, it says, I'll get it done. And then there is his new device. We'll just leave it at that. We got to have him on the podcast. We got to talk to him directly about this stuff.

He's just like, guys, please stop. I don't want to be, I don't want any more attachment to crazy shit that I heard he had. Now, he drives. I think a lot more people agree with your sentiment than you think. I know, but especially it's just misguided. Because even look at the people, the January 6 people, I'm technically not even mad that they attempted to do what they did. I'm more mad that it was so misdirected.

If you know what I mean. Like the reason why they even did that was so asinine. But if they were doing it because stop stealing money from us. Stop. We're living in these horrible conditions. You guys are pocketing all this and letting lobbyists run everything. Okay. That I agree with.

Inflation will go by a teeny bit. Inflation will go by like 8%. and then companies will charge you 20% of more than the inflation was. They're fucking us. And then if they went out and did some dumb shit for that, I'd just sit back and be like, well, niggas is mad. Yeah, I would simply be like, you shouldn't have done that. I don't know what you, I don't know what you expect. Like, that's the thing about it.

It's the reasoning. It's the reasoning. No, but like they don't, though. Like they should and maybe they do, but they don't enough to really get angry at the things that are important to get angry, but they'll be like, oh, our fucking guy lost, our guy that sucks, by the way, lost his election. And, like, that was why you fucking, and by the way, when you stormed the fucking capital, what'd you do?

You took selfies? You fucking idiots? Like, it's just such a, like, I remember I said this when that happened. I was like, this is so embarrassing because it just proves how fucking whipped, like, the general populace is. Like the idea that this... We got them there, right? Look, the people got there.

That is a huge step forward. We know that the dums can be irked up. We can rile up the stupids enough to get them to do something like that. We can rile them up enough. It's just the reason why they did it. Yeah, but they don't get riled up by the things that actually matter. Well, no, we got it. Specifically because of the...

We got to confuse them. We got to confuse them. There's the... What's going on? I don't know. Everything looks a little weird. Curious. Curious, the election kind of went the way we didn't want.

months ago must have been stolen. You know, it's like shit like that. And then they both fucking believe it. You got to talk like you're talking to a dumb dog. You got to, there's a stupid documentary that's going around right now. Can you believe that we lost the election? Just because the fucking global pandemic happened that we didn't handle it well and fucking thousands were dead? I fucking, what do you mean? Like, it is the most plausibly lost election I have ever fucking seen.

Like, of course. of course. You always hear the excuse, though, a lot of people, I even heard this, I don't remember where I was, but I heard this in, I'm in Vegas, and I heard this in real life. I forgot what I was in, but people, some of these people are just,

like there's no way there was tens of millions of Biden supporters. And I wanted to jump in and be like, you misunderstand. There's tens of millions of people who don't like the other guy, who did not want him to be in there. I'm like, you know, they just think that like, Oh, these people like Biden?

Who likes Biden? I was like fucking no one, bro. Yeah, no one likes Biden. It was the Gen Z, bro. It was the younger generation. What? They're the reason why he didn't know. No, that dead reason why Trump didn't win.

The younger folks are absolutely reason he didn't win because he was just making an ass of himself, like constantly on stage. It was just like, dude, what is wrong with you? Like every time he said something, it was just like, that's dumb, bro. Stop talking, dude. Like, shut up. Even this conversation's tedious because it's just like, how many times do we have to have this exact conversation? Like, go away, retire.

Let somebody, let other people fucking get in here. We've had the same politicians for fucking way too long. It's annoying. It's boring. It's not interesting. If you have white hair, you've got to be catapulted out of the office. Straight help. If.

As soon as you get more than like 20 white hairs, you're catapulted out of your seat. I think it should immediately work that way. moment you turn 55, you got to leave. You got to leave. I say even... 55. I say 20 hairs. No, no, 50.

55. You can be a 55 year old. Can you imagine? Can you imagine that? Imagine winning the election and they're like, all right, you've won the election. Now we've got to count your... Gray's count. There would be like a scandal. There would be like a scandal of like he plucked his hairs so he could win the election.

What if there's someone like me who has a bunch of grays? Like, I have a bunch of gray hairs. That's not fair. You should. not be president though it's not my problem but there's a bunch of people like me that have grays that like they that's not that's not that's not the best choices they're not out of out of there are hundreds of millions of people in this country the idea the idea that there's just only one person that's just the best choice and not people under hundreds of people on equal playing feels like any of

these people would be right your you are right mathematically but look at the situations we're still in well bro it's because the way that we set things up lobbyists and people who have millions of dollars win. The fact that lobbying isn't like I think I think we should lower everybody, I think lower everybody with gray hair into a vat of, what is that acid

that dissolved skin? So for? That acid. Sulfuric? No, but like immediately. No, but like immediately. I think sulfuric acid. I think everybody, everyone, not a single

person. Not a single person here with a white hair should live. I think. On earth or in America? In the world. You're out of hockey. I know you have at least one white hair, you dummy. You think I'm excluding myself?

You think I want to be here? God damn, bro. You're bugging. Why don't we... Look, man. I think it should be... In order to save the world. 55.

I think 55 is too generous. How is that too generous? You can be a sensible 55-year-old. Look it, man. We don't need people who are damn near ready to retire running shit. No, that's when you leave. You are out. You leave then.

But you are already... That's too old. Do you understand? I don't think that's too old. What do you think? Wait, wait, you giving me then. The most prestigious jobs in this world. There's a miscommunication.

People retire around... Go ahead. There's a miscommunication here because what he's saying is like 55 should be the oldest you can be in... Like, basically like when you end, when you end your second term, 55. Yeah, like 55 max. I say I say 49. 49. I say once you're 50, you're catapulted.

Really? But what if you win in you're 48 and then you have to be like 52? Then you get two years and you have a backup. That's hilarious. Get out. Damn. Get out. Get the hell out.

I think 40. Get out. I think 40 is when you're like, all right, you have to look for your successor. Look, there's plenty of people that are like you're, you don't understand what I'm trying to do.

What I'm trying to do is not even let people try to do. try to do any type of weaseling shit. Like we're just going to keep it youthful. Just like when you try to hire people, on average, you don't want to hire people that are fucking almost ready to retire. Like, what the hell is that?

Like, why would you do that? I understand that, right? But what happened is this, right? Look, though they suck, they, people that are too youth are not going to understand the plight of people retirement. We need, they exist.

You know, the older group, they are people that exist. So we need, we need someone that's going toward that age group. Who are the people taking care of young people? Sorry, sorry, excuse me. Taking care of old people. Who are the people on average taking care of elderly people?

Middle age to young. What the fuck are you talking about? So the nurses in fucking homes? Okay, yes. Who are taking care of them? A lot of middle age to young people that are nurses? A ton of middle age to young people. Younger people on average.

Dude, there's a lot of middle age to young people. people man like there's a yeah you say a lot but that's not the average I don't I think it is I think it is I don't it's a young person's game I don't it's a young person's game so okay just go to man yeah I don't know about that I would I would say it's it's it's maybe lean to young people I would say maybe lean toward young people I agree with you on that so it it does because when you're younger you're a lot more you're way more tolerant you're way more happening and way more eager to so we're talking about so this is what I'm talking about

He's talking about getting old people taking care of. You got to get somebody older so they don't forget about the old people. I say the older you get, the more self-signity you become. You're more worried about yourself and your longevity, and you're not worried about other people. Because that's just what naturally happens to people. So when you were younger, you have a bright, future is brighter. You have less apathy.

The more you get older. I'm in my 30s now, and I'm just like, oh, wow, fuck this shit. You know what I mean? I'm ready to move to New Zealand or some shit. And when I was 20, I didn't feel like that. I wanted to save my country. I'm just saying, on average, it's just, that's just what happens. The older you get, the more you start seeing

how fuck shit is, and then you get very apathetic. You get more cynical, the older you get, and you see more shit, and you're like, ah. So I'm just saying, why not just, politics, in my opinion, should be in a young person's game. It should be, just like we don't want when sports or any other fucking job, we don't want some fossils. I would love elderly boxing.

What the fuck? I would love. love that. That would be amazing. That would be fucking hilarious. That would be pretty fucking sad. You're not wrong. It'd be so sad, but it'd be funny. Like, one fight would be funny. And then afterwards you'd be like, yo, I can't watch this shit again.

But it'd be funny at all. Because when I see old people fight in real life, holy shit. Like, it's sad. Like, there's this dude, like, tries to take a swing and he falls. And you're immediately worried, like, oh, is this too dead? Like, it's not. It's funny until someone falls Because you know for them a fall is like debilitating

That's usually the thing that starts their trajectory To towards death like oh I'm done you're done You're falling down And then you And just hearing Broken glass There's no glass It's like Stone Cold's theme

Like this And then like you think Stone Cold's coming out But it was your hip I would hate to be I would hate to be an old boxer man That'd be fucking hell I think, I think. Success starts with your drive,

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23. after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is

dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. near you. I think we should look to, I think the people that have the best chance to save our country are the zookeepers.

I think, I think they, I think we underestimate the power of a zookeeper. They control beasts. If you, if a zoo, if one rogue zookeeper

wheel the lion up to Capitol Hill, you said something so stupid right now. Listen, listen, if one, I'm open, I'm open-minded. If one rogue zookeeper, like put a lion in a fucking truck and just wield it up to Capitol Hill and just like here you go here you go

that would be so astounding that I don't think I don't think that what would you do at that point like what would they do they try to shoot it here's another lion in the back we oh we got five lions we got 10 lives capital Hill there's a bunch of lions there's a bunch of lions like some people somehow come together and they release a bunch of lions in Capitol Hill during like one of the presidential addresses. And it's just a bloody mess in there.

It's just a rum-tuffery in that place. And everybody's like, how do they do this? How did someone get that many? This is more lions than there is in the American zoos, period. We don't have this many lions here. It proves to me, it proves to me that that's probably like one of the most mentally stable, jobs that you can have because like

I don't know man the shit that people do when they're like I mean you hear about pilots all the time like oh man I'm fucking depressed and they're just like into a fucking mountain or something or like some guy at like McDonald's

like pissing in a burger or something it's like ah the shit that that people do when they're fucking the shit that people do when they're fed up and they're mentally unhealthy and they're working a job is wild the fact that there has not been a you know what I'm a zookeeper.

I'm having a rough go. Fuck it. I'm going to just drive this lion to a fucking Denny's and just let it loose and just let it just do whatever with it. I'm going to put a chimpanzee. Chris, no, zookeepers know about that more than both. Yes,

but this isn't D&D and they're not Beastmaster Rangers. They don't control them. They are more. They are more Beastmaster Rangers than any of us combined, man. Yes, you are right. but that 10% more isn't a lot when it comes to a monster. You're telling me that you wouldn't, if you had the ability, release a lion on an unsuspecting public?

Chris, never. I would never do such a thing. How is it any different from terrorism, bro? That's literally terrorism with an animal. So now you're making an animal on an accomplice. No, the lion's the terrorist. No, you're the terrorist. You're using a line as a weapon.

No, no, no, no, no, no, hold on. So you're saying, okay. Hold on, let's, let's, let's follow this through. Let's just try and find the logic here. I know what he's going to say. No, you don't know what I'm going to say. I'm going to, so let's, let's think of any, say, let's, let's think of any given terrorists in the world, right?

Would you blame the Uber driver? No. Would you blame the Uber driver? No, Chris. Would you blame Osama bin Laden's Uber driver? Chris, no. Oh, actually, you know, I, I, actually know, I, I can admit I did not know what you were going to say.

I'll give you that one first before we can tell you this. I did not think you were going to say Obama Obama, Osama bin Laden. He's a terrorist too, but that's a different, different, different kind. He's a homegrown, but let's just say. How dare you? Chris, if your mom drives you to school. Right. But she drives you to school, right?

And you're like, oh, mom, you can give me a drive school and you go there. And then you shoot up to school. That is your will. That is your will that chose it. A lion is being a lion. You can't convince a lion, you know, Chris. You can't. Look, you're not going to be able to an alliance walks into the building.

Be like, Mr. Lion, chill out. You don't want to be a terrorist, do you? And it's like, ah, I don't want to be a terrorist. What am I doing? It leaves. And it goes back home. But that would still not be like if that would still not be the zoo cooper's because it's ultimately the lion's will.

Chris, that's an act of terror. You're literally explaining it verbatim. Chris, I got you covered. You're just transporting an animal. It's not a big deal. Look, nobody, the jury's not, a jury is not going to believe it. This is what you have to do to protect yourself. There's two things.

There's two ways you can go about it. So you get the line. You've now secured the line. There's two ways you can go about it. Okay. You could. You could put a turban on it and then release it in New York. I can't

Oh my fucking believe this I can't fucking believe I can't fucking believe he to say that I can't

sorry or wait I got to wait for this asshole to put his fucking headphones back on put your goddamn

put your that would make me that would by the way by the way you know it's wild no so that's the

that's the line's fault okay I'm crying yeah there's one other what you can do you can go a different route

and because I'm just saying if you want the line to take the blame because people are so silly in this country, they will just be like, that was a, wow, that was an Islamic line that just did some crazy shit and hates our freedoms and shit. They would do it. They would do it because that's just, that's the excuse they do for everything.

There's literally fucking Indian people that have nothing to do with that shit. And they're like, oh, that guy's a terrorist too. That's how fucking ignorant these people are. So you can literally just do that to a line and they'll believe it. The premise. So there's that route. The very premise. Or, there's one more.

I still got one more, man. I got to get through this. Okay. Because maybe you'd want to go this route. Get through it. You name the lion. Lee Harvey Lion. And then you take him.

The Lee Harvey Lion! What the fuck are you? You name him Lee Harvey Lion. And then you, you put him in front of the White House. Lee Harvey Lott. I love how that was so remarkably unclever. I quit this podcast.

I can't be a part of this anymore. I can't do this. It was a good ride. It was really fun, man. I love you fans. It's been dope. You know what's... Shut the fucking.

You know, it's crazy to me? If I drove a lion to Capitol Hill or something, right? And I'd just let it go. I would be I would be a noticeably better person than if I had done the same thing but put a turban on it Like that

Like that is so much worse It's insidious Because now what you're trying to do Is you're trying to get religion involved You didn't do You wanted to take like all of it off of you But it's so America Will recognize

That this was I don't want to put down a whole fucking demographic of people represented by a fucking I agree. That's, I agree. So I think the, of the latter, Lee Harvey Lion would be the better choice. See, if I, see, here's the thing. Here's the here's the here's the here's. If I let a lion loose, I would be, hey, look, I just transferred, I just drove it here.

The lion acted of its own free will. If I, if I put a turban on it, I would be canceled. That was by itself. Chris, if I drove. The lion would be canceled. No, I would be canceled. Because I, because I, because that line is. didn't that the lion didn't choose to wear a turban the lion didn't choose to go to the fucking

termine what is the difference what is Chris why are you so anti making fun of Islam like what are you saying to me Chris like what are you saying oh Islam's fucking stupid but like I don't want to like I can't put a turban on this line that's too far so because we're not we're not putting it down I'm saying you do this and the people that are just so fucking Because we already went through it. No, I understand, Derek. And what you're misunderstanding is that I, the issue that you're not seeing is that that's a second 9-11 and now like now,

and now random Muslims everywhere are getting flack because a lie and ate a person. And like it's, like it's their fault. That's what I'm saying. I'm not trying to cause problems for other people. I'm just trying to transport a line to the Capitol Hill. I'm going to. And not.

And so you want to specifically cause problems for a specific type of. of people which are Congress people I'm not trying to cause problems I'm simply showing a beast

around it's been in captivity it's been in captivity for a long time it's kind of fucked up if you think about it give it its freedom

show it what makes this country so great Capitol Hill gave it a tour you know and that's it that's all I'm trying to do Chris

you're bringing a lion to Capitol Hill is literally an act of terrorism. I'm just showing it around. Show it by the way. Show it pictures. Show it pictures.

No, lions don't understand 2D images. You have to, it's going to understand you in human speaking. Hey, look, that's the Washington monument.

Look at this. That's the statue of Abraham Lincoln. This is Capitol Hill. Go inside. This is my, by the way, this is, exactly my alibi for when I get arrested for this.

It's like, look, man, I was just showing it around. Like, the lion acted of his own accord. I freed the lion. The lion's living in captivity. I'm objectively a good guy in this scenario. I've done nothing fucking wrong. Maybe we should actually reexamine why we even have zoos in the first place. It's kind of fucked up if you really think about it.

No, it's not. Inger species. Zos are fucked up. No, they're not. Zos are relief. Are you crazy? No, zoos are usually kept because the animals that are, like, for a long time, it wasn't Exactly.

I bet you think of it. I bet you, do you feel the same way about that guy who's caught who's caught fucking wolves in one of those zoos?

That guy's a piece of shit obvious. That is, that's a different, that man is fucking wolves. A lot of animals. He was working at the zoo. That does not equate to zoos being horrible

because one person there. Bro. Harambe. So what I'm hearing, what I'm hearing you guys. I hate being logical. I hate me the logical one. Stop.

Let me go back to being the moose. Sweeney. What I'm hearing is that Sweeney wants wolves to be raped in captivity. No, I don't. No, I don't. First of all, a guy that rapes a wolf is a psychopath. Wolves are fucking dangerous.

This guy needs, that guy needed to be shot down fast. Second of all, that guy is out of pocket. That is an out-of-pocket individual. That's the guy you get to deliver the fucking lion, bro. He's going to be scared that car at all. He's going to be stoic. Like, try something. I hit you up real quick.

We're putting on some fucking. in some Barry White and shit. But the thing is this, right? The thing is this, you can't You can't bring, like, zoos exist. At first, they're like sort of, how do I explain it? They're like, um... Success starts with your drive.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder,

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Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Prisons. They're usually sanctuaries. Yeah. At least they're air-cores they're supposed to be. They're probably not. They probably don't do the right thing, but they're usually sanctuary-ask ideas

to keep the animals safe. Because a lot of animals that grow up in zoos, you can't put them back in a while. They'll die. because they won't know how to fend for themselves the right way. It's really sad. But that's only because they've been... But sometimes they get taken away from the grave areas

because there is a dangerous for them. But they're there. I just feel like there's probably a difference between a zoo and a sanctuary. There is a thing. Sanctuary is bigger and it's not many compartments. Usually it's like a sanctuary for one thing. I don't think it. And I think a sanctuary is not for...

Public. You know, attracting customers to gawk at the... I went to the San Diego Zoo one time and the lion fucking section, I'm sorry, the tiger section, the glass was damn near shattered. It was all roped off with yellow tape, and I'm like, bro. I was watching the video. Yeah, that's going to stop.

I was worried. You know, tigers hate yellow tape. You didn't know that? They hit yellow tape. Yeah, that's the only thing. That's the only thing that keeps them at bay. So, like, if a catagra escapes the zoo, if you have yellow tape, it will lay on its back and be submissive.

Could you imagine? That's how you tame a tiger. You pull a little tape. You walk up to it after you grab by the scruff his neck and look. it up. This is my fucking tiger now. This is my fucking tiger. Fucking 900 pound tiger just lifting it up. By the scruff of its neck,

the tigers hurt. It's like begging you let to let go and you're hurting it. You're like, you're my fucking tiger, right? Now fucking follow me home and it walks home with you. And it was silent. We're going to Capitol Hill right now. Me and my fucking tiger

I'm going to Capitol Hill. There's that whole thing about that zoo in, I think, Wyoming where they were like one of the gorillas got too fat so they liposuctioned it. What? What? What?

Because it wasn't attractive anymore. People weren't showing up because the gorilla was too fat. And so they fucking liposuctioned the gorilla. It is true. No, it's not. That sounds so wild. I know I would have heard that because I follow like a bunch of gorilla like animal pages on Twitter. You follow guerrilla news?

No, I follow a bunch of things about animals. Whenever something wild happens, like there was recently, what you call? There was recently the birth of like a new gorilla in, um, in, um, in, the Seattle Zoo. What do you mean? That's why we went there. Is gorilla news.com? No.

You went to Seattle to see a newborn gorilla? Well, yeah, it was a baby gorilla because ghoulas aren't born too often. What do you mean? Especially in captivity. They're not born too often. Actually, like, for real, they're not born too often. So while I was in Seattle, I was like, Lily, I got this information. A new gorilla was born recently like a year or so ago.

We should go check and see. Actually, that happens. Like, I follow things about animal news, like elephants. How endangered our girls? gorillas. In captivity, they don't have babies too often. Like, that's the thing. Most animals don't have babies in captivity for some reason.

Like, it's actually like a weird thing. It's almost like they don't like being fucking spied on. Yeah, because they're not horny because they're being fucking raped by some fucking random guy in the back. They've all got trauma from these random zookeeper rapists. This is the wildest thing ever, right? There's like, so the glass and gorilla pens, obviously in the zoo area is like super strong. So an animal can't get through it. There was this one little white girl

And she was at the zoo And she was doing like this And keep making eye contact With the silverback gorilla That when you beat your chest In front of a gorilla It takes it as a challenge So it ran

And it hit the glass And it hit the glass So hard It cracked And Yeah Yeah Everybody ran the fuck out

Because if it did that Like a few more times It would actually get through Yeah Because probably so many people Fucking do it That gorilla finally slapped.

It ran out of it and it hit it. I've never seen like shadowproof glass even kink before, but it fucking cracked it. And everybody was, we've got to get out of here right now. Yeah, leave, leave. Run, run. Me you see by which I would get out of there is would leave you fucking breathless. Like you would, there's that Seinfeld episode where George is like, there's like a fire in the kitchen. He's like pushing all the children and women aside.

Yeah, that's me. That's me in that situation. Like, I'm sorry. like, I'm not fucking, I'm not staying around a gorilla that's about to, about to break through shatterproof glass. I didn't think they were that strong. That's why. I didn't think they were strong enough to crack it. Because you never, you probably never going to ever see how strong gorilla really is, you know, like in most contexts.

Well, I, I, there's that video of one gorilla throwing another gorilla like a frisbee and I was like, I couldn't believe what I was saying. That shit was crazy. With one arm, it picked up the FEMA gorilla and tossed it. I was like, what? It doesn't make sense. They floss with guns. Did you know that? I hate you.

Yeah. They eat their guns. You want to get that video, somebody eating their guns? They are so strong. They are so strong that they can, they can bend guns in between their teeth and like just, like that.

They're crazy. They're big ass fangs. They're fucking huge ass fangs they have. They, their preference are muskets. If you can, if you can find a 1700 French musket, they fucking like,

Love that shit. Yeah, muskets and dragonhawks. It gets, it's a rifle? Oh, my God, a dwind is so happy. It's like dancing doing like the fins. Dude, they're like happy smins. And it's like, oh, what? I did it.

Destroying a fucking, like, old expensive relic. Do you think of a gorilla? $20,000, bro. Do you think if a gorilla ended up in Twitter HQ, it would, like, the site would work better? Um, um, at this point? Yes. Yes. I actually, I actually literally agree.

I just don't know. I just don't know what happened. I do Because if the gorilla Just smashed the stuff Or did gorilla things Like It would probably work better

Because whatever they're trying to do now Is ruining it Way worse So I think literally by default A gorilla would do a better job I'm not even joking I'm not even joking Yeah the thing to me

As a matter of fact Yeah You know I don't know It's the whole Twitter thing Is fucking I'm pretty sure I'm feeling it too

Like Because I think I think I think because I don't pay for Twitter Blue, I don't, like, I can feel my tweets not, not hitting the algorithm in the same way. They're not hitting, I'm not even getting any, because if I don't post anything for a few days, I would still get notifications for other things. People would still kind of see other shit. Yeah. Either they would discover it on the home page or whatever.

It's a ghost town. Like my shit hasn't even gotten new notifications. I've noticed it too a little bit, but it's not, it's not tripping me out. much but I've noticed that my engagement has to be interesting it's just it's not showing me out it's it's but it is kind of like annoying because it's like what the fuck is this is so dumb that you have to pay for algorithmic preference in this on this stupid side and now you can't even fucking buy it yeah it got you say oh yeah literally they in 48 fucking hours they fucked it up so bad which was this is what

this is to me this is the ultimate proof because a lot of people have been saying for a long time that Elon Musk is not a genius he works with some smart people he just has money and this was the ultimate proof that like that is 100% true yeah because that fucking Twitter blue thing and paying for the checkmark I immediately was like oh this is going to be an absolute disaster it can't not be the way that people troll when like there was a rapper that was trolling pretending to be billy ilish before this happened when you were able because there was a certain point in time that you were not allowed to change your name while you had a verified checkmark if you changed it it would fucking fall off

I learned this because of puty pie because he was like I don't want this shit I'm going to take it off changed my name or whatever. And I was like, oh, that makes sense and that's smart, right? After a while, that stopped, for whatever reason, maybe it was too inconvenient for people. Long story short, people started abusing it. People would verify checkmarks before this Twitter blue thing were

fucking around. This guy was pretending to be Billy Elish and saying the N-word and all this stuff. It was hilarious. He was trying to promote his mixtape, and it was saying like, man, this niggas is going to drop the hottest mixtape, and it looked like Billy Elish was saying this. And so, anyway, I remember that. Once people were able to buy this shit,

of course that was the first thing they were going to do and fucking Eli and what is it called the fucking Eli and Ellie I think that's what they're called they're that fucking insulin company Well they have insulin it was like insulin's free bro The fake yeah fake tweet Costs them so much

Fillion money The graph is comical The graph is fucking comical What was it was it that they tweeted They tweeted like insulin is free now or something Insulin is free now that's it My favorite thing about that too is that in order for them to set the record straight,

they have to be like, no, no, we're still going to scam you for your insulin. Don't worry. Like, in order to, in order to save themselves, they have to double down on being fucking terrible. I,

that is so fucking amazing to me. That is expert level. I know you can't live without this shit. Yeah, the fact insulin costs money in general. Because insulin costs money pretty much everywhere, that's wrong. But the fact that it costs so much.

so much in America is completely out of pocket. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? Literally. Literally out of pocket. Or like some Republican candidate, like somebody makes a verified impersonation. It's like, we hate racists. And then the guy has to come out and be like, I didn't say that.

Like I love. I would never say such a thing. That is such perfect trolling. It's amazing. Like I love that. That was a, they tanked. How much money did they lose again? Like it was like, fucking.

That's not a lot Might even been in the billions, bro It was It was fucking It might have been in the billions Hundreds of millions Like a lot It was something ridiculous

I forgot the number But if you look at the graph It's just comical Like that is a That is a swan dive And uh Over a fake fucking tweet Like

And then Elon Genius fucking Elon Did you see what he did publicly About all this shit What he said He was just doing crying emojis He would like quote tweet Some of the stuff he saw

And then he was just crying emoji laughing at this shit. Like it's hilarious. Like the CEO of this stuff that's costing people a ton of money. He's just laughing about it. And I'm like, bro. I would.

Whomever. I would absolutely laugh about that. If that was your intention though. If that was your intention, I feel like you would laugh about it. Yeah. I just imagine you being the head of a company. It's just crazy, man. We here at Lockheed Martin will no longer be killing

brown people. And it's like, the one that was like, dude, the one, sure, bro. Sure, bro. And the CEO has to be like, we didn't say that. It's so good. Derek, bleat me. Derek, I need you to bleed me. Serious bleat what I'm about to say.

Nintendo America was like, good morning, Fsler, immediately. And I saw that and I was wheezing. I was like, this is amazing. They're finally saying it. Mario, it is a picture of Mario with a thumbs up. Did you see the one? It was like Nintendo Europe. It was that in the Europe.

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I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 25. after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is

always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. an office near you. Nintendo Europe was doing a, a Muslim one. It says Israel will be dealt with and it will cease to exist if Mario has anything to say about it, inshallah.

And I'm like, oh my God. And then it just has like a Mario. I love it. Dude, I love all the Islam fucking cartoon edits, bro. The Goku is the Islam Goku looks so, it's so well drawn.

I love the fact where Goku walks in the room is Where is Muhammad? Me and my roommate's Arabic. And we talk about it all the time because they're such well-drawn fucking like panels. And I'm like, yo, people are on point, man. Muslim, yo, Islam, Dragon Ball Z characters go hard, bro. It's fire. Bro.

I just, we're living in such interesting times, man. I just can't. I feel like I could walk down the street, find a random person. and be like, hey, man, you know that verified checkmark thing? Even if they didn't know, I explained it to them in two minutes and just ask them, do you think it's a good idea to be able to pay for this? They'd be like, no, fucking course not. That's stupid as fuck.

Like, it's just a weird thing how this even happened, how it got to this point. And somebody was trying to make a point like, hey, there's people that, because I've always thought the way that they abused the checkmark thing as a social status is so stupid. But some people do need them. And particularly right now, some people were saying, hey, there's people that are in the war zones right now there's journalists that are actually covering this Ukrainian war and shit that's going on

that need these check marks because of misinformation it needs to be verifiably coming from them and not some fake people and it's like this is fucking people this is actually like fucking with you know giving other people chances to they purchase their check marks

and now they can introduce misinformation and a lot of crazy shit and it's like this is this is I can't I can't fathom how this even happened when this guy's supposed to be one of the smartest fucking people on earth. Like, get the fuck out of it. You know, if he bought it, if he bought it to destroy it, then he's doing a great job. Yeah.

You know? But if he did buy it to destroy it, what is when you, when you're putting your own assets into it. Oh, very dumb. It's very stupid. It's all stupid. That's kind of the problem. It's like every single aspect of it is dumb. If he's trying to run the company well, it's stupid.

If he's trying to destroy it, it's stupid. It's all dumb. There's no way that a thinking human being can spin this into a positive way. It's not good. It's not good. Did you hear about this FTX thing as well? I've heard, I've just been focusing on the celebrities that were invested in it. It's pretty good.

Bring it down, bring it down, because I don't know it entirely, though. Well, I don't know it all that well either, but like it's supposedly, I guess, it's like this crypto thing that was, I guess, just this massive money laundering thing. and they basically went bankrupt and a bunch of people, just a bunch of people lost a lot of money. And it's so fucking funny because there's a bunch of celebrities who are being sued over it. And one of them is Larry David who did a commercial for him. But the commercial that Larry, it is the most Larry David thing in the world.

Dude. In the commercial, they're talking about like, hey, this new crypto thing is, you should get in on it. And Larry's like, no. No, I don't think so. That's the whole commercial. And so, like, to be sued, it's so perfect. He took the money to be in a commercial, but at the same time, the fact that he's in the commercial saying,

nah, I don't really want to be a part of it. It's fucking hilarious. Yeah, and it's like the horse is like, don't be like Larry. Don't be like Larry. Don't be like Larry. It's so, it is so fucking funny because I, you could argue. You could argue pretty effectively that, like, he's, he's. He's not selling this stuff.

But, right? It's like, hey, I told him not to him. But yeah, I don't know. It's just very fucking... This is... I mean, this is independent from Twitter, but... A lot of people losing money. And fortunately, it's first people for once.

Right. That is pretty cool. It's just a bunch of fucking coin, another Bitcoin, another thing where people... It's just... Whenever you see celebrities getting involved in this shit, it's immediately you need to jump ship. That's exactly. what I did with Doge because Doge had a little bit more potential. Probably was never going to reach a dollar, a share.

That's where they were trying to get to, but I didn't even think it was possible. But just try to pump it up as much as humanly possible. And as soon as fucking, I saw Elon in it. And then he mentioned it on S&L, I immediately pulled my money. I immediately fucking sold. Because I was just like, oh, this shit's going to tank in like hours. And that's exactly what happened. And I know some people that lost a lot of money.

That sucks for them. but you need to know this. When there's these things, all these coins, they're all pumping dumps. All of them, if you want longevity, invest in real stocks. And which I only dabble a little bit because I don't have an abundance of money to invest. Right? You're supposed to be invest what you're able to lose like when you gamble. Yeah, of course.

So anyway, long story short, yeah, I hope nobody fucking lost any money with FTX because God damn. Yeah, they probably did too bad. Yeah, they don't have any fucking money. That's their fault. They couldn't pay anybody. Sorry, too bad. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't feel bad for you hope it happens again Stupid bitch

You're stupid bitch You're fucking go fucking go fucking go fucking go fucking turn your jaw go unslack your jaw bitch fucking idiot You fucking idiot You fucking you got a big ass under bite of bad But when you close your mouth your fucking lips touch your nose Fucking loser God damn Now you gotta do now you got to sell your body

Because you lost everything You have to sell your body Have fun getting fucked Imagine Sell your body Like, like, in a way where, you know, you're not enjoying it at all. Like, you're getting fucking... You're getting pipe to them to with big old baseball bat dicks.

You don't even having fun with the same. It's not even good sex. These rough-ass, real rough and tumble type of guys, you know, fucking truckers. It's just a bunch of truckers fucking you, dude. These fucking truckers. These motherfuckers are not polite at all. They don't put any lubrication on. He spits on his hand and like rubs like you polish a fucking cue ball.

And then he's fucking dogging you for the rest of it. Got that tobacco spit. He's got that fucking chew. That's just blacker to me, bro. It looked like fucking ink. He looked like he just shot ink out of his mouth. He thought he was an octopus. Anyway.

Okay, let's go. Let's answer some questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's see. Did you see the video I sent? No, what happened? I said you guys, I said a video? I say you guys a video in the Discord, because I saw it on my Twitter and I couldn't, I couldn't fucking believe it. What's happening? What is this? Pop up that Discord, baby.

This is not going to be good for the audience, but I don't know how to, I need you. So, just do me a favor, everybody on Twitter. go to uh there's a there's a twitter account called fights and knockouts the app no keep watching keep watching the the the the at is at 30 sec best fights and uh there's some amazing there's some fucking amazing videos in this uh but this dude is fucking bleeding oh that slapbox idiot holy shit uh it's fucking funny him stiff, bro. He slapped him.

Holy shit. Can you imagine being slapped so hard? Can you imagine being slap so hard you bleed? That's insane. Um, anyway. Because his teeth hit his mouth. Like his cheeks hit his mouth. Bro, that dude has a concussion.

He has a concussion. He has a legitimate concussion. And he had his head, dude. I hope that's, I bet that's one of the beams were too. I bet he hit his head up on a wall where a sturdy-ass beam was. Yeah. He didn't even have the, he'd even have the grace of fault.

like through the wall and having the wall take a little bit of hit for him. They didn't plan for this shit at all. Like if the position, there's nothing. Like, this guy is like a, he goes around slap. I think he slapped one of the Paul brothers or something or whatever.

They did a thing. I think he slapped. I think he slapped Logan. He probably, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was pretty nice,

though. I just want to show you because I fucking couldn't do it. Um, anyway, so what do we, what do we got? So, uh,

we touched on it briefly last, last week, but the Bethesda-McGordon situation is continuing to develop. Bethesda responded, and it's not good. So you can check that out on Bethes' official Twitter account. It's literally just, it's, it's, they're like, oh, it's unfair of him to share one side of the story, but like, mixed side of the story is literally a response. It's a response to their side of the story that they said, like a year and a half, two years, ago. So it makes, it's very stupid. But go check it out. We'll see how it shakes up.

I'm very doubtful that Bethesda has good receipts for this. You should make a video about it, Chris. Yeah, I might. Maybe I'll actually start making videos again. I mean, you've put out, like, two videos in the past, like, like, what, month or so or something? Yeah, but not real ones. I want to, I don't know. You know what I mean? You had one real one. You had one real video, right? Yeah.

Yeah. I'm working on a bunch of them. I'm working on a bunch of them at the same time. And it's just like not a wise way to go about it, but whatever. Yeah. And before we move on to questions, just want to say, because it'd be remiss not to mention this, rest in peace to fucking Kevin Conroy, the fucking goat.

Absolutely. Easily the best Batman by like a fucking country mile. It's so funny when you think about like Batman movies and everybody's like, oh man who what's what's a favorite Batman movie it's like oh the dark night because the Joker so fucking good it's never it's people's favorite

movies people's favorite Batman movies are never because of Batman you know unless you're talking about unless you're talking about the animated series you know and uh yeah mask of the phantasm and then you know he's really the only voice I hear when I

and it gives 1,000% yeah and the fact that he is in the best Batman animated adaptation, the fact that he is Batman in what I consider to be the best Batman video games of all time.

You know, it's, can't be understated. He, I guess, had cancer and that fucking sucks. I didn't even know that. What's crazy is that we were at, I was at a con last year. It was San Diego, not LA Comic Con. And he was there.

He was there talking. And I remember hearing the West and being like, oh shit, that's fucking Kevin Conner. It's so cool. And I wanted to go meet him. And I had a chance to, but I was there. with people that don't let me have fun when I want to go to places because they always end up just showing up and ruining my time. So,

what? Does that even me? Lily's cousins were there. They're just the worst. They're just the worst. They're just the worst. They're the worst. Damn,

you couldn't meet Kevin Conroy. Except for the oldest boy, they are the, I could have met Kevin Conroy and Keith David that day. And they ruined it for me. That is so fucking unacceptable. I thought you met Keith David. I didn't meet him with smoking.

Smoke met him. Smoke met him. I didn't meet him, unfortunately. Oh man. I hate when people... No disrespect. I love Lily.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. Actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. All the ones are like, yo, don't be here sometimes. That's so on it. That's like if Keith David is in a room, if I and Keith David and I are in the same room, there's no way I'm not meeting. I will, if he is eating at a restaurant with his family,

I will rudely interrupt him because that's like I have to. This may be my only opportunity. Flip the table on him. Fuck your food. He just like, I have another chance. Because of the people I'm friends with, I do have another chance to be able to meet him.

I have a chance. That is very true. So, yeah, make sure that happens, though. I would really be sad if I lost my chance, bro. Make sure you try to do that because Kevin Conner is somebody that I never met. Exactly. I can't never. Now I got to go, I got to meet Mark Hamill because that's someone that I'm like,

oh, I'll get an autograph eventually. I've always thought like, oh, I'll get a picture eventually. Well, he lives in. He lived. He lived in your area because I know he lives around where we live. Mark Hamill lives somewhere in this area where we, Chris lives. Right. But yeah, man.

You got to, it's there, these people, right, though, this is going to be very, very sappy and gross. These people are people that have made serious impacts in our lives. Like, serious. Like, though their cartoon characters and their stuff like that, they've made impact. Like, Keith David has been a voice of a character that I've loved since I was a child. From Goliath to fucking, uh, freaking. the witch doctor from fucking uh

the princess frog to arbiter and then to fucking childs from freaking um uh thing like he's been right con yeah i keep i keep going he was tombstone and spider man like if i would listen to every keef david voice

ever i'd be here for a long time but he's made an impact in my life like so constantly things i've loved are because of him so to meet them is a really important thing so guys if you got there meet your heroes man at least say hello them, but don't be rude. Be respectful, obviously.

Like, if he was eating dinner, flip their food. Flip their food. No, no. If he's eating dinner, right, and I see him. Come in his food and then say hi. Wow.

Yeah, I fucking, I mentioned the other episode how I stumbled upon that the Japanese video or whatever where the guys like beating off behind the newspaper and like surprise like coming on chicks. Remember that?

I mentioned that? Yeah. Unfortunately, yes. Do that to keep David. Don't do that. You get a newspaper. Don't do that. Thank you for saying that.

Don't do that. Like it needs to actually be stated. It should. It should. You never know, but people are. Food is one, food is one thing, you know, but. Anyway. You walk up to.

Oh, there's come in my face. How did you do that? How did you do that thing? I love the idea of him or anybody being inquisitive about it. Like how? How did you come in my face? somebody not understanding how you come they're like how did you do that i've heard of coming i know what it is i can't do it myself have you done this but can you possibly teach me how to do that wait wait

what quiet wife i'm learning something i love i love those uh that just i love the every impression of keith david because it always just sounds like there's a specific voice line in halo three when when arbor just kind of fucking around with you and he he just he sounds because he sounds like keith all the time, but there's a moment there's like a dynamic dialogue that he has where he sounds black, just a like a black man.

Like the intonation. Arbiter has a bit of an echoed voice, so he sounds like Keith David but like a little different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I know what's moment you're talking about. Yeah, I can't remember exactly what it is, but the intonation is like,

what the hell do you think you're doing? And it's like, do you fucking, what the fuck you're alien? When you hit him? Yeah, yeah. What the hell are you doing? And I'm like, What?

They know what hell is? Let's go get the flood, nigga. We don't deal with the... Ain't no motherfuck I'm going to make this nigga afraid to walk this road, okay? Velo's, Viceroy's, Canales. I don't know if a shit. I love that freaking Saints Row edit over Arbiter, giving you a dress after freaking Lordhood said something.

And it's just... Oh, yeah, yeah. ...dave David being a nigga from like... ...from St. Roe just talking through the Arbiter. You're like, I respect this. It's damn funny. I respect this. But yeah, you know, Kevin Conroy obviously goaded Best Batman.

And, you know, it's a shame. I really had no idea. I thought for sure he'd be around for, like, wait. I didn't even realize he was that old. I knew he was old. Like, because imagine how, like, because would he have to be, like, fucking, what? A teenager? If he did the animated series, if he wasn't old, you know what?

He was already an established voice actor. I guess. By the time. Like, he had to have been old since he'd, like, Oh, okay, animated series came out in fucking... 95, I think. What was that? Yeah, 95.

I think it was even sooner. Well, it was definitely in the 90s. I figured maybe he would be like early 50s, you know what I mean? I didn't realize he was like mid-60s. I didn't realize that. And even so, like, I mean, that's still not old enough to just fucking fall over and die. You know, nobody... I didn't know he had cancer.

Maybe that was public knowledge. What are these things I don't understand? Sorry. No, no, that's a... Oh, okay. One of these things that I don't understand, I get... You know, it's obviously, it's... It's always whoever's choice to disclose stuff.

But this has been happening a lot recently where you're seeing like some really big time celebrities. You know, they're passing away and people even, like some of their closest friends don't even know. And I was actually just watching a clip of Kevin Smith talk about Kevin Conroy. He was going to have him come over like this past Sunday. He emailed him. They talked a while ago saying, hey, we're going to review like the, things in Batman that made me cry the most, like to whatever, animated to whatever. He's like, do you want to come to the Smod Castle?

And he's like, yeah, man, I've been a little bit on the weather, sorry, but like, yeah, like, that sounds awesome. And then he fucking died. He was going to like, Chavich. Yeah, that's like Chavich, Bozeman, dude, everyone that worked on black panther with him, this man had stage four cancer and he was an action movie star. And no one knew. They'd be like sometimes you'd be very winded after a scene.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes.

on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. But they'd be like, oh, he's just, he's just tired and he'd come back out the trailer ready to go again. Like, right? Because, um, for Infinity War and Endgame, they filmed them all at once.

Like straight through, like six months of filming. And people were to say, we had no clue, and it's just wild to think that, like, people can bear those crosses so well. We not know, you know? We just have no clue.

Norm MacDonald was another one. Nobody knew he had, yeah. It's, it's, I get it, though. I get it. I totally get it, but then it's all, damn, the surprise, though. It kind of comes with a price.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know if I would treat you the same. Yeah. I would have to because I can't, I need people to be prepared. I need people to be prepared. If I really think I would tell my family, I'll tell my family with my friends. Because I don't want any of my family. The only thing that bothers me about death is, is blindsiding people with it.

That's really the only thing that really bothers me about it. Yeah. Personally, that's personally, personally. Yeah. I don't want anyone to feel that. I don't want anyone because like, God forbid, like let's say I'm, I'm sick right now and I'm passing away. You guys could have so much you guys want to tell me because I want to have one last time. I'm the chill and I don't tell you guys

And I feel like that's a bit selfish on my part I understand that I'm going through whatever I'm going through But now my friend are just like damn man Like I'm never gonna be able to say that final goodbye this person So I feel like for me I would tell everyone I'm close to like hey guys Things are looking things are not looking up right now and I Hey guys sorry my pussy fell out I only got three weeks to live

I guess it just falls out and you're like Gone what's left Does it seal up? It's like a Ken doll after it falls out? Yeah, yeah. It's like a Ken doll. Can we back up? You have a pussy?

Wait. This old time you had a pussy? You got a pussy? Sorry, guys. Sorry, guys. My pussy fell out. And now it's sealed up shut. And I have three weeks to live.

My gynecologist said so. I'm drying out internally, rapidly, in fact. Like, it's insane. I'm like 30% desert. The pH is going up into my body now. And I'm eating away. I mean, the way at the inside. I'm going to be a hollow

shell of my own skin soon, so. Sorry. I want to talk to Lily about this shit, and then she's like, I had no idea either. I didn't know. I didn't know. He skillfully put a strap on every time

without me noticing. And I certainly didn't notice that it fell out. He's like, what's that? Nothing. Let's move on to some audience stuff, because we didn't get to that many the last time.

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Maybe she's doing dry January. She's a bit late. Could be on antibiotics. I'm not sure Ruth is fit as a fiddle. Maybe she has an important fiddle recital? No, that was last week. It wasn't bad, actually. Got the car with you tonight, Ruth.

No, I don't. You never need a reason to enjoy a great tasting beer. Hineken Zero. explanation needed. Obi-Won should blow me and he goes, hey guys, try and come up with a horrifying condition using the few medical terms you know. An example would

be a prolapsed urethra. Oh my god. That's fucking heinous. It looks like your dick is trying to kiss somebody. Yeah, yeah. Ew. That just hurts you even thinking about it.

I don't know, like a like a a herniated esophagus Is that possible? Too much throading? Yeah, you probably get throated too much by like a king. A king? Like a champ, you know?

Like some dude just... A fucking warded. Kingson's gonna do the best of this. He's a nurse in training. I'm trying to remember a good one, dude. That's right. Let me see. What's it?

What about, uh, uh, uh, perforated rectum? That's funny. There you go. I can't even think of one. right now. I'm trying to think of at least a phrase of something that's like very... Can you have a ball, a testicular aneurysm?

Is that like a thing? No. How would that happen? I don't know, dude. A testicular aneurysm. That is fuck. You start hemorrhaging cum or something? I don't know.

It looks like you're suffering from a urethral hemorrhage. We're going to have to get this. Like a pulmonary prostate? It's like that. Like your prostate's rhymes. Your prostate's constantly popping. You're just nut your pants finally and bleeding out your ass. Damn.

I like the first part. Apparently. So you have to have a strawberry shortcake pants. Hell yeah, dude. So I've heard this. I don't know if this is true or not. But apparently nerves can like pop through your skin. Someone said that to me yesterday too, literally.

And I was like, that's not real. Is that real? It might be real. I don't know. I just don't know. I don't know how that can happen. So I heard something about like somebody somebody plucked what they thought was a hair. And then they fucking vomited shit themselves and passed out.

And because it was a fucking nerve that they plucked. And I was like, is that possible? Like I'm not a fucking doctor. So I don't know. Like I thought like that sounds like bullshit. But at the same time, I don't know. A nerve does not feel like a hair at all. Like if you're pulling a nerve, you're feeling that.

You're feeling that shit shoot through your whole entire. body you're touching. Right, but is that possible for that to even happen in the first place, for like a nerve to pop through your skin? It sounds. It sounds impossible, but it also doesn't sound I will say, I will say improbable. I would, I actually would just lean it in, it sounds impossible to me. Because you can't, you can't, you can't touch a nerve without immediately knowing it's a nerve. You can't, like the moment you touch, you know it's a nerve. Can you? And the fact that also nerves are infinitely thicker than hairs. Yeah, and like they're wired. They're like wired in, you. you all the way down to your spine, bro.

A hair, like, standing, like, um, hair, you know, thin hairs are? The diameter of a hair is nothing, you know, literally nothing. And so it's like, you can't, I feel like if you saw that, you would know that it's not a fucking crazy. The diameter of a hair is nothing, but it's also like trillions of atoms. Well, yeah. That's, that's some, like, shit that, like, is, you start thinking about it and you get a headache. So you can't think about it too much.

I'm looking up like whether or not it's possible. Apparently it is, it might be. It is possible. Just show a picture. Just show a, if it's possible, then flip a picture out. An exposed, if you Google exposed nerve, you'll see it.

That sounds more like, like you can have your nerve on your elbow exposed by having the skin fucking ripped off. You know? Yeah. What is the actual nerve called, um, that people call your,

funny bone. Do you know, uh, uh, Sweene? Your funny bone is your, um, you know what that nerve's called? I don't know what the nerve is called. Exposed nerve on skin. What about like, you know, I peel back the skin on my, on my, uh, my, my, I, I, I, peel back my foreskin and that, that big nerves exposed. Oh, jeez. You're talking about like shit like that. Don't look at this. Uh, that way. Anyway. Okay, I don't want to see. You know, there's, well, no, there's, there's, there's, like, veins, a couple of nerves. We got, uh, on my, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,

Is the Euler nerve. Johnson. The Euler bone right here. Johnson. And then the Euler nerve. That's why you have a funny bone. The fact of that sensation. That shit is fuck.

That shit is bullshit. I'm like, perfect design. My fucking cock, dude. Like, what the hell? Why? That shit when you hit it on that right angle and you're just like, what the fuck is this, man? The only perfect design is a big.

I've never experienced serious cock pain in my life. I know, I can say that genuinely. Never. I mean, you know, I one time zippered my foreskin. and that was some serious cock pain. Never experienced that in my life. I've definitely had dick in if having sex too much or like beating my dick too much if I had like dick.

Yeah. Yeah. If you're not waiting for that refractory period, like the real, like people, as soon as it's over, they'll start like trying to like go again. And then all of a sudden you're just so fucking sore. Dude, dude, dude, by like, real bad dick egg sucks, bro.

At the end of like the fourth time in a single day, it's like what this is, I shouldn't be doing this. Like this is just not pleasant at the, this point. I'm being pain. It's like, yo, my penis is eight. It's not hurting. It's not like a sharp pain. It's just aching like

a huge muscle. I had it like a wounded animal. Yeah. Aking way more than the pleasure. You ever had it to that point where it's like it's not worth the pleasure? Like it just hurts too much. And then you finish and you're like

what is wrong with me? Yeah, I still do it. Like what is wrong with me? Like there has to be something wrong with my simple design for me to do some fuck shit like that. Yeah, and then it lasts a while, too. Like, it doesn't, like, you have to basically go to sleep and wake up. You have to go to sleep and wake up, basically. You have to get a full eight hours of sleep just to get it feeling okay.

Regulated, yeah, yeah. Anyway, let's move on. Somebody whose name is just, ah, it's just screaming, wrote it. I said, correction for Sweeney. League of Legends did not have voice chat until 2015, and before, that Skype and TeamSpeak was thriving. You bumbling buffoon. Love you. I guess we were talking about that at some point.

I don't remember exactly what led to the decrease of voice chat. Oh yeah, you guys are having a little back and forth about that. That's right, yeah. Sweeney misremembers the very specifics of certain things. Like he'll be right, but then he'll be right about something that happens, but then he'll be like, that was like

10 years before he said it did happen or something. I'm just like, you'll like misplay. accurate information. It's very bizarre. I'm halfway there. Halfway. Some niggies just be long, flat out. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's... Private Island, let's fuck. If you come in the game, you come in real life,

wrote in. It says, hey there, you sexy rafscallion. It's been a fan since the single-digit episodes, and now a first-time patron will welcome. Thank you. Thank you. Welcome. If you had to take the place of any video game protection, and complete the main story of their game in their stead, which would it be and why? P.S. Chris, been a fan since I was 15. I'm 21 now. God. I'm facing the horrors of the world head on. Well, yeah, good luck. Good luck on your journey. You're a newly minted adult. A real adult. You know, like, you're 18 as adult. It's like, yeah, I mean, sure, but you know, you're not really. You're like an adult in training when you're 18. Even 21. Even 21 is young. And depending on his situation, you might not be.

there yet, but you're on your way there. You're on your way there. I know some people who are my age who are not... Who are still basically like 19. Success starts with your drive. An American public university is here to fuel it.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And it's like, all right, man. It's crazy. It's crazy because you go through that whole, like, it's the life, you know. You are from being a toddler, like a baby to like a toddler to like a kid.

And then you become a teenage and you think you know the world. And then you become a young adult and then you're like, you kind of understand, you don't understand the world. Then you become a proper, like, out of your own adult.

And you're like, oh, I didn't understand how shit. It worked. And then you become an adult. You're like, oh, yeah, I was wrong about a lot of shit. Bro, I feel like you don't become a proper adult until you fully fucked with credit cards. I think that's when you start doing like credit or loans or that type of shit. When you really start, I've been doing my taxes since I was fucking my teens, you know,

because I've been working since I was a teenager. Yeah, yeah. But fucking the, that whole tax, the, the, the, the, that whole tax, the, the, I mean, the whole credit shit. And when you're like, oh, now it's time for the big boys. You know, you want to get a house, mortgage type shit. When you're dealing with that stuff, that's when it's like, oh, fuck, this world. Okay.

I get it now. I get why, you know, the parents are so tired when I was a kid trying to show my mom something. And she's just like couldn't give a flying fuck. And she would just humor me sometimes. Like, I totally get it. Yeah. That's the adult shit. That's the real shit.

It's kids. It's credit and stuff and it's homes. once those things become Like once you deal with those things You're not a kid anymore Like you're a grown ass adult Because there are people that are young that do that shit You know like there are people that have situations Where they have to go

And do shit like that way younger You know people that like get emancipated Because I have one friend They got emancipated at 16 years old Couldn't believe that shit was real She was 16 years old she lived on her own We always went to her fucking apart Because she was working too

But she worked like She did like something When she was making like Decent of money That she could go to school still and like we were always at our house and getting fucking blazed That's insane

The circumstances must be wild to do that shit Oh well the question the question the question Yeah so If you had to take the place of any video game protagonist And complete the main story of their game In their stead who would it be Which I'm trying to

What video game character gets What video game character gets the most pussy? Shepherd Shepherd. That's close. Shepard gets a lot of pussy. That's not a bad answer. That's not a bad answer at all.

But you're doing it for pussy. Gerald, though. No, I just think it's, I mean, if I'm going to live in a fucking fantasy world, like,

why the fuck not? And I get to complete the game and just like get back to my life. I don't want to be fucking chief, unic-ass fucking chief. That all it wants to fuck him. Yeah, what the fuck. I wouldn't want to be a halo.

I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be fighting for my life. Chief? Huh? He can be Paramount Plus, Chief. Oh, oh, Jimmy Rings. He got, Jimmy Rings. He got some prisoner pussy.

That's true. That is true, yeah. He got that prison pussy. Yeah, you fucking, uh, what was her name? I can't remember. I don't know. Whatever, it doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter, but you got some.

Uh, yeah, yeah, I don't know. The thing is, it's like most, most video game stories are pretty fucking harrowing. Like, unless you're talking about, like, unless you're talking about, like, Crash Bandico where it's like, ooh, what a whimsical, fuck. fucking adventure. Not even that's dangerous, bro. Those falls

that motherfucker takes, bro. Yeah, he died, he gets, he gets killed so,

he gets killed so hard that he becomes an angel. For real. Like, if you die in that game, he become an angel. Man,

this is actually really difficult. Because like, I just don't want to be a, uh, do you have to be a main character? Do you have to be a main character?

Or could you be like, you know, um, hmm. I just don't want to die. Well, maybe yakuza. because but that

you're totally right no you're totally right I would yeah no yakuza is definitely the best answer that shit even yakuza that shit is still wild like it's mundane wild

but it's wild it's wild as shit still it's like very mundane crazy it's mundane and over the top at the same time and that's exactly fine if I had to be Ichibon and I had to work through that world

and I'd be like I could do that. I could, yeah. That's a great answer. That's probably the best one. It's so funny. The Yakuza games are made to kind of make the Yakuza seem not as horrible because of the fact that the people that the Sega company, they had so much money from the Yakuza in like the 80s and 90s. They like funded the fuck out of them.

Is that real? So it's, yeah. That sounds like an urban kind of, I don't know. That sounds like the Yakuza used to hit up their fucking. Microsoft kind of thing. The Yahoo used to hit up fucking Sega stores back in the day and the 90s. They would just go to the arcade and stuff. So imagine that makes sense.

You become homies, you become homies to homie. You're like, all right, brother. Like, hey, you're like, hey, years. They're like, yo, which am I making a game for us? Because everybody thinks we suck, which we kind of do. That is such an out-of-pocket accusation against that entire friend. Like, I can't co-sign this. This is what Sweeney's saying. I've never heard this in my fucking life.

Hey, man. But if that's true. and Sega come and and it just whoop your ass because the yakuza is not because the yakuza

is not portrayed particularly amazingly in those games they're not horrible though they're not as bad as they are I'd assume they're not good though

it's more whimsical than not but that's but I mean the yakuza is kind of like the enemy in those games because you play as like a disgraced yakuza

and you're like what the fuck I didn't do anything why the yakuza stab me in the back it's almost like gangs are terrible and dumb but like each i don't know each bond is a happy go lucky dude he's like i serve time in jail so whatever i'm

trying to have you i'm trying to thrive i'm trying to chill yaku's like a dragon you yon i started playing it finally and it is actually really fucking fun eachie bond's like yon's like y'all go dance you want to go dance you don't want to go dancing i'm trying to go dance when did you start i started playing it uh friday success starts with your drive and american public university is here to fuel it with affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs programs. APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU. APU.org.coms. Dot APUS.edu.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. For Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. While God of War? Yeah. I play God of War, and I need a break every so often while I'm playing. I don't know why. Like, I think it's just me. I get kind of tired when I sit in front of a screen and play games now. Like, it's like, oh, this gets kind of, like, draining.

And I'd rather watch something to read. Are you taking breaks with everything? Yeah, I've been reading a lot. That's obviously been reading. But, like, say, every game, like, have you been taking breaks for every game? Has it been, like, everything? And it's not got a worse specifically. Yeah, games in general.

Like, I have, like, the only thing that kept me, like, really drives is the end of, like, cyberpong. Like, the end, like, the last, like, maybe, like, because I played maybe, like, 70 hours, but the last, like, 40. hours. I was really on. Like, I was completely enamored. And God of War, it is really, really cool. And every moment of the game is awesome. Like, I'm not going to act like, um, okay, spoiler alert. No, no, no, it's too soon. I don't know. No story spoilers. Yeah. I would say if you're

ever going to talk about it, just talk about it as if you were going to review it without spoilers. Talk about that way. There's certain parts in a game where you get, um, where you meet certain characters. And like, they're really, it's really fun. There's a part where you're going to get a certain character, like, there was a, fight and then like all of a sudden that character and you got up you got a buddy cop unfortunately afterwards right and that sequence is amazing but i still found myself a little drain but also granted i've been playing a little late because i've been having so because my girlfriend comes over my other roommate's girlfriend comes over and we're all down just hanging out until like maybe like 12 o'clock

then i come up and try to play a little bit i guess it's late in general i've been getting like a better sleep schedule that i'm like i'm tired so it's like uh it's like fucking one yeah yeah knockout but i really enjoy the game. I don't dislike God of War any games lately. I just I just, there's no game, there's none of the games are out that are games that I'm like, this is a game for me that I really want to play that I can't wait exists. God of War is a great

game. I'm excited for it, but it's not my game 100%. For me, it's, yeah, go ahead. No, I really like it, but I've, no, but you're, you're going to say something about God of War. Right? Oh, this is, well, I just, I just thought it was interesting because I somewhat feel the same way. Really? That's why I was asking

is it specifically got a war is at everything because even the way that I feel right now as much as I'm enjoying the game I have a feeling of I don't know when's the next time I'm gonna ever play this game meaning just how much

how it just feels very draining and there's a lot of there's so much to do it's a very big game because they want to wrap up this arc and all this kind of stuff so I'm just kind of like

oh yeah all right well i'm a dumb ass i play on giving me war every time i don't fucking i don't play on irregular difficulty if i play on regular i'd probably be way further than i am now but i always play on my card well sure i would i would never recommend playing on that unless you were a fucking expert and you didn't get like you know the people that don't get fucking murked all the time like i play on hard i'm not playing on crazy hard i'm playing on this hard i'm not playing on like the oh so you're playing on like give me a challenge sorry yes that's what it's called yeah i'm gonna be honest man uh the the the balance uh one it they see In my opinion, I don't know how you guys would feel about it.

Well, you didn't play it. I'm playing on the, I always start on normal. That's just a rule that I have. I want to experience that or, and then I want to up it, and I just go up it. It gives me more replay value, I guess. That's smart. That's how you should play games, right? What happens is that I'm an asshole and I think I'm good at video games.

I think I am. I'm not. I'm clearly not based on my experiences with video games constantly. But I always play on hard. So by the time I'm done playing on hard, I really earn. Because I feel like a lot of games are kind of easy. But all hard modes are is they have more health

and they take less damage. That's it. It's not like a mechanic difference either. One thing that is interesting though. Well, I figured that like say playing on Gimmie got a war on 2018, I did enjoy parts of it that because there was things that I wasn't even paying attention to

like environmental stuff. Yeah. I usually, when I'm paying like hack and slash type of games, a lot of environmental stuff I never use because of how you don't need it if you play on like a normal or just slightly difficult setting. but when you can get like kind of almost insta shot it or whatever now a sudden oh I'm looking to get these people off the ledge

I'm looking to use stun damage way more than just hacking them up bro and that's how the god of war bro I use them a lot and that's how I have a lot of easier encounters because you use the fist to knock people off of things that's what I didn't use that that's like yeah you want to like knock or kick them off ledges so you don't have to beat them you know you don't have to you can use the stun damage do you lock them and then you engage in that type of shit dude. That's how you beat it if these people are way too fucking powerful, right?

Because, oh, you can make one mistake and get one shot it. And you're like, damn, we've got to start over again. Anyway, all I was going to say, and we just move on for that shit is that give me balance in this one compared to 2018. It seems like to me they up the difficulty way more only because I don't remember in the 2018 game when I played it the first time having any difficulties with any. of the enemies in the game other than the the the the Valkyries in this game I'm like what the fuck is and and I what I think it is is the way they designed a lot of the enemies they're designed to get behind you more than they were in the first game one thing I really love is that and I was just like oh that's interesting the enemy design so one is very they're they're different enemies like you meet the same kind of like the enemies different places like you meet like the guys

that throw the ice or like the guys that throw the poison but like in in the elf place the designs of those enemies are fucking cool I was so in love with everything of the design because you have the light elves now as well as the dark elves and the light elf design they have a very um like sort of

sleek samurai aesthetic not aesthetic wise yeah yeah yeah yeah why they use like I mean they do especially yeah yeah no no you're right they like they stole their weapons and then they do like fucking like energy slashes out like I love yeah you don't need to get that dude I I almost feel

opposite where like I I mean I like it like all this stuff but I actually find balanced to be like way easier than 2016 or 2018 because 2018 you find it way easier yeah I in general like I haven't been dying I haven't been dying because like in 2018 there were a lot of like these really there were a lot of enemies that had really annoying like specific gimmicks like I remember I remember like was it Niflheim I think I I can't remember exactly like what the realms were game but Yeah. But it was, it was,

yeah, I might be wrong. I don't know. I can't remember exactly. It's been a Watson to play 2018, but there were enemies in the first year or I was like that. No, you're probably talking about Alphheim because they blind you. That was a huge problem in Alphine for me at first. They blind you a lot and you don't know where they're coming from.

Yeah. What are you talking about this specifically or what were you saying? Well, I mean, that's an example. But like I felt like a lot of the enemies in the older one had a lot of these random kind of like pocket sand abilities. Like almost like kind of like,

Fuck you actually. Like, and I just remember playing it and having a hard time. It wasn't necessarily that the overall game was hard, but like individual enemies,

I would groan when I would see him because I'd be like, oh, it's these fucking guys. And I haven't had that experience here. That's so interesting. I feel when, that's so interesting,

like, because I feel this would be different. Because like the way around. You know how you have like, you have different shields now instead of just the one shield. And the shields do specific things. And they balance it in the way that it's like you can have a high risk, high reward where it's a pairing shield and there's certain enemies

If you just block them you can't block it like how do you have different colors They've made it way more intricate to where it's like now you need to either Perry this thing or you get a specific shield where you can actually block this color or you need to do this type of shield damage There's way more stuff and one thing that I feel like that they didn't do in the first game is that Almost all of the enemies are now designed to get behind you. It's not that you just have enemies behind you trying to attack you. They'll be in front of you and then they'll just circle behind you.

Like almost all of them. Which to me is incredibly just annoying. It's not even like hard. It's just this isn't as fun to me because they're literally their movement is to get behind you and break oh now you're not locked on anymore. And then now try to attack you from behind. I'm like

so everyone just fucking almost everyone. Almost everyone. You know it's wild? I haven't been locking on at all. I lock on when there's one. I have, I don't lock on anyone else. I lock on on certain bosses, but like, generally, like, I, I play that game like I'm playing devilmaic cry. Like, I'm, like, I'm, like, I'm, like, slashing. I'm slashing with the axe. Then I'm, like, swapping up into the air and, like, slamming people down and shit.

It's, it's fucking dope when, uh, when you get into, like, a combat rhythm. What is it called? It's the, it's the, uh, it's the, uh, Valors? Is it the Valors? Is it the what it's called? Or the, uh, what do you mean? Because remember in the old game where you have to have a certain lot of, like, you have to have run to 55 or 85 to be able to get the additional effect of this move. Now it's like if you use the move X amount of times, it'll level up one more time where it allows

you to add momentum where it does more frost. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is woke because they cleaned up the RPG aspect of it because I like the whole triangle to power up to power up the X too and like all these. There's a lot. It's, I like it a lot, but I do, I do feel like generally it's easier. Like even the boss fights don't feel as hard to.

me because I not necessarily I don't I don't think they're worse by the way I actually think the boss fights in God of War 2018 were kind of like fucking annoying

especially certain because elementals the elemental boss fights well not it's not the elementals it's you're that's also but also

just generally the health bars on some of these bosses were so ridiculous in 2018 and and they would they would go away and then they would replenish again

and I get it it's like a cheeky little like gimmick but like it's just like oh man this one I don't feel like the game's cheating me. There's one boss fight.

I don't know how far are you, Derek? About how many hours are you in? Let's just say without, well, I don't know how to say without because the hours doesn't really mean anything because it's like you could have done not most of the side quests and I could have done all of them

or whatever so the hours are really is not a good tell. I'll just this last part out. All I'll say is, I'll just cut this part out so then we can talk. I'm just after I got the last weapon Like just a little bit after Basically I'm gonna go to

Back to Vanaheim Because Fay left because we're not gonna kill Hymdoll Okay, I'm not even there yet Oh you're not even know I thought you were like probably way past me No

What? I thought you guys would be way past me I've been fucking time I'm reading like shit bro I'm 13 hours in I'm about 18 Well excuse me person? Did you So sorry, did you guys even know?

I already knew that was going to be another fucking I saw things ready. You know that you know there's going to be another weapon and shit? I figured there would be Because if you left right left you know left right up down you assume there'd be one Yeah so you did you did figure that there was going to be because something felt missing Because the normally turning around was just not they changed that sequence What is that now? I don't exactly know what it is. Is it oh? It's it's block and then press down Oh

Okay got to press block purse. You got to press block. So you block then and then that's the quick turn around Just to just be Dess down So when they changed that I was like Oh something is this is going to be significant Later Because it can't just be putting your fucking weapons away

That's stupid That doesn't make any sense So anyway I'm at the part where you Where you just get Her on your team Okay so that's where you stopped And not just

Well we got back to the house Oh Everyone started complaining and then homie left Yeah Well One thing I'll I'll say is, yeah, yeah, we're going crazy. It's good, the game gets way better from there.

I'm just saying, like, you have it, I think it's, like. It's already good for me. It's really good for me at that point. It's already good, but I'm, like, it's, it kind of trailed on for a while for me until it started to, because, we're, sorry, I'm probably going to cut out a, like, a good chunk of this right here, so it's not just, but just for us. One eternity later. That was a lot.

That was a lot of God of War stuff that you guys probably did not. You guys will not hear because we don't want to spoil it for you. But it's a good, it's a good game. It's, I highly recommend it. It's been a good, it's been a good few weeks in general. I feel like Pentiment came out. That's apparently really good from Obsidian.

It's like this indie, indie game. Halo Infinite actually is great right now. Fucking first time that I could really say that in fucking ages. This, the custom games that I have been playing are so fucking insane. And it's only been out for like a week or so. So people are building the craziest shit I've ever seen. I saw something today. I retweeted it while we were recording the podcast.

Somebody made a working cannon where you can shoot the fuse and it will blow a real cannonball through destructible shit. So people are like making boats now. And it's, I am, I'm stoked about the future of that game for the first time really ever. So it's a, it's a good time. Playtale was also really good. God of Wars dope. It's a good time. Oh, by the way, I guess I should say this. I should say this as well.

If you go to my stream, I'm doing custom game days in that game constantly now. So if you're curious and you want to jump in, it's like it's a free game. So you know what I mean? It doesn't cost you anything. But yeah, do it up. We need lobbies.

We want to get full games going. Anyway, Papa Jesus, Hey, you beautiful boyos, I don't have a question this time, just wonderful news. There's now an app to make Ben Shapiro say anything you want, much like the one for Jordan Peterson in the past.

Have fun and have a good day. Oh, my God. Lifesaver. Is it just like an actual mobile store app or we have to just, it's probably just a website? Ben Shapiro's speech app, yeah, right? Like, give us the link, man.

I look Pension Bureau app, and it's just the app for his podcast, so ain't no way. Yeah. Thanks, Papa Jesus. I'll... I'm sure someone will listen to this and send us the link. Matt Harris wrote it and he says, Hello, Thick Boys and Mr. Ragon. Recently, with the release of God of War Ragnarok,

the developer said this would be the last Norse-themed game. Where do you think the games could go from here? And what type of mythology would you like to see them do next? P.S., thanks for all the content. Egyptian, bro. Egyptian is obvious. That was the one that was shot down. It was going to be that before they ultimately went to, yeah, Norse mythology.

Because that was the only one that really made sense. But I think morely because Corey Barluck had a tie to Norse because his wife is Swedish. I think it was more of like, I want to really go with this. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward. Whether you're changing careers, starting fresh, or pursuing a lifelong passion, our programs are designed for people who never stop. You bring the fire, APU will fuel the journey. Learn more at APU.APUS.edu.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you're doing. do? I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I mean, that's, I'm just saying why they ultimately... Judeo Christian, bro. I just think ultimately you want to go that route because it interests him more.

And then obviously the team either way. They're not going to do that. I've heard that at the end of, I heard that at the end of God of War Ragnarok, Jesus comes out of the clouds and you have to kill him. So that's going to be really excited. But he gets back up right after. You're like, yo, how do we? But he gets back up three.

But he gets back up three days later. Not in game time, but like in real, like you have to wait three days in real life. in real life before you can actually fight him again. Because I would say there's a bunch right. They can go, they can go Celtic. They can go Celtic regular. They can go through that. Not really.

Like, North Europe. They have that. Nobody knows that like anything. Asian would be fire. Fire, bro, if they did that. Do you know any Asian gods? Azzanagi, Isanami, Hanaman, all is so many. I mean, I know there's so many.

They're like Japanese. I guess I was thinking more of like, uh, they're not as known. I mean, I would say, I would say like Indian Asian because they got fucking like some crazy. Oh, like Richel and all them and like you're freaking.

Hallucinogenic type gods, man. They got some crazy. They got some crazy. They fight an elephant with six human arms. It's going to be really fucking exciting. That's really cool as well. They can do that. They can do a,

they can do the mesel gods. That'd be fucking fire. All of the fucking feathered serpents that are just dragons that exist. Once upon a time, people don't talk about it no more. I'm pretty sure. They would have to do

Egyptian. Like, that's just because it just, they're probably the most well known other than than the ones that they already did as far as, like, mythology goes. It's kind of like asking where should Assassin's Creed go next? Then everybody's like, obviously Japan for fucking years.

And then they just didn't. They were like, actually. Finally fucking doing it now. Yeah. When it's way, when it's way too late. Way too late. Like, fucking, that last one was so overwhelming to me. We're not going to surpass ghosts at all. But, fucking.

idiots what it what absolute idiots man like i was so disappointed with that last one like i played it it had so much potential and i played a little bit of the one it sucks man i played a little bit of the cassandra one and it was fine uh i didn't hate it i didn't hate it but like i just i just don't think that game design jives with me anymore like the the whole mat marker ridden thing like i think i thought it played well but i you can i wouldn't turn that off though i know but like it's That's one thing. You can 100% turn it off. Yeah, but it's kind of like, oh, this game's good with mods. You know, it's like, I don't want to have to fix it.

The game should be. No, it's not even, it's in game. They ask you, hey, would you like to do Explorer mode? I don't know. No, but, no, I did that. And it's still, it's still really obtrusive. Like, it's still very, very noisy, the UI. It's not necessarily just that.

It's also UI and just world design in general where, like, I don't know. It takes a lot for me to get into an open world game like that. like and it just didn't just didn't have it I don't know I wouldn't go out a bad game though I think it's actually pretty good but it's very clearly not

designed for me but yeah yeah I'm a little I guess I'm also a little biased because the just the the Greek theme of like huge Greek mythology nerd and oh no it's cool it's a fucking beautiful

job with the world in my opinion how much butt sex was in it and uh how much butt sex unfortunately very little. That's bad Greek without. Unfortunately very little. Come on, bro. Come on. You said the big

Larry. If you're, if you're going to be Alexios or Alexos or whatever the hell his name is, I don't even remember. If you were at him, like, you can bang a couple of guys and then that's about it. Minimum. Minimum. A couple. Yeah, I was like bro, like, I can't even have like all the Greek sex I want and I was kind of annoyed. I need butt. If you're doing Greek shit, I need butt sex. I need butt sex.

Straight up. Just Greek. Gay butt sex actually. Not even straight. I need gay. Oh, you gotta be fucking dudes. Gotta be fucking dudes. In their butt. Yeah,

I don't want, I don't want, you know, exactly. Yeah, I was like, dude, that's not.

If she got a vagina, if she got a vagina, if she got a vagina and she's not a dog her butt, she's a dude. Hey,

hey, it's like, hey, you can, you can come over, but instead of using the, the pristine front door,

why don't you crawl up through my sewage? It's like, no, I'd rather just, I'd rather, I'd rather,

I'd rather, use the fucking front door, thank you. There's a lot of cool... There's a lot of cool religious people I do, show they do. They think it's a loophole. They think it's a loophole. That's just... I love that. It is so damn funny.

Well, stuff my ass like a Thanksgiving turkey, rodent. Appropriate. Perfectly timed. Hello, Goodwill Namor. God, damn. Fucking, wow. Goodwill Namor. John Coffrey from the Green Mile and the California Raised.

My question is... Am I the California Raisin? Am I, John... John Coffey from the Green Mile? He called you Namor. You're so... You're not even hitting. You're just trying to be mean.

And, like, I respect that. He called me Goodwill Namor. That's fucking wild. That's so wild. Did you hear about that shit? How they... How they CGIed his cock out? Yeah, he has some pipe.

one, that's why. But that's that meso shit, bro. That's an A- that's an MS-o shit. But what happens is in Latin America, actually, I've been, so I've been actually really dedicated by learning Spanish again. Like, I've taken a break from it, and I'm trying to get back into it. And I was watching La Vivision, and there was a bunch of very, very fair-skinned Latinos complaining about the fact that they chose someone who objectively has more Meso-Mexican descent in appearance to play Namor the Submariner. And it's like, why are you mad? They're like, they should choose the best actor. And it's like, yes, they should choose the best actor. That guy is from Narcos. He did a very good job from Narcos. Not to mention, why would there be a straight up white person as the main leader

of a meso place when you guys weren't even around yet? You weren't there. That's Univision. That's, it's super. Spanish television guys, everyone that knows, we all know. wildly racist wildly so but you act like Spanish television is all that different from American internet

oh for real absolutely that literally that literally just sounds like the fucking everything that that sounds like every conversation

I've heard on Twitter for the last five years but what sucks is that it's what sucks is that it's in it's like you'd assume people just be like I'm glad that

fellow Mexican heritage is getting shown within within Latin America you know you'd be like oh I'm glad our heritage is getting shown but no they're like like, why would they choose him?

And it's like, because he fits the role the best. But, you know, it never works out the way you wanted to. What is it? Like, he's supposed to be, like, Mexican or something? And they're, I don't understand. He's mesomex. So he's like, he's like before the Spaniards showed up. He doesn't speak.

So who's, but, but so who's upset? Fair skin Latinos. Okay. So, like, Caribbean? No, well, it's fair skin, Hispanic people in general. No. when Spanish came over and started making love to people of the aborigines of Mexico. We're not from the Caribbean in Mexico.

You know, we're people that look like me, people that look like you aren't from there technically, you know? Right, right. We pulled up later on. I guess from, well, you didn't pull up. They dragged. Yeah. When you say, when you say that like, oh, we should be happy that our culture is there, it's like, I, I don't really feel. Well, their culture, their culture at least.

Yeah. Yeah, I respect that. Yeah. Yeah, whatever. I said, I'm a lot of, that's a dumb thing to complain about. Yeah, it was really dumb.

It was like, why are people complaining about this, you know? Yeah, I don't, I don't feel connected to Mexican culture at all. Like, even slightly. Yeah,

I feel more connected to Mexico. It actually used to bother me all the time when I was younger, and everybody just would be, like, they would hear my parents speak Spanish and they would just assume that it was Mexican.

And, like, it would piss me the fuck off because I was just like, is that really all you understand? Like, the only Hispanic, thing that anybody understands, even in fucking New York,

which is baffling. Yeah. New York is very... New York is very... Well, that's for people that have no Caribbean blood. It's wildly Caribbean. Because people have no Caribbean blood.

I understand. No, I know what you mean, but, like, it's also just, I think just there's more... You know, even the stereotypical Hispanic accent is fucking, you know, Mexican. You know, it's a Mexican.

It's like, it exists in culture and a bit... Even, like, Speedy Gonzalez is very clear. fucking Mexican. He's not, he's not a fucking, he's not a Cuban. He's not a Cuban. He's not on the drugs. But, um, but on to other stuff. But it's obvious. It's like, oh, like, but when you tell people you're Hispanic and you're like, you don't look Hispanic. It's like, no, I don't look like a Mexican person. That's all it is. I don't look exactly like, I don't look exactly like George Lopez. So I can't be. People are dumb. There's people that don't know that. They don't know about the DR. They don't know about any of the shit. They don't know about there's

True. People that look like you around there, Cuba and all that shit. They just, they're, they, they, their minds, you need to educate. They need to. I didn't see you. I didn't, Puerto Rico wasn't a breaking bad. I don't understand. Which is, wow, that's New York. Dude, there's a Puerto Rican day parade that goes from Manhattan through the Bronx. Like, it's a whole day of that. And like people that are there are very. There's like a bunch of different colored people there. But it's just people are stupid. You know, that's, that's America. America. America. America. is a place that has so much opportunity

to be better than what it is, but people still choose to be fucking idiots, and it's just wild. That's this country we live in. God bless. Oh, well. I guess, uh, I guess,

uh, that's it for us today. Fuck your question, I guess. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like,

where's the question where there's, the question, no, the question was, what musical artist is, is, what is a musical artist that you genuinely enjoy, but get the most shit?

for liking. I don't think I have an answer to this. Because I don't really get shit for liking any. Maybe I had to answer when I was a kid. But Kanye, I got shit for listening to me. I guess you for liking. I don't even know if I could say I can't like Kanye right now. I mean, I don't think, why would you get shit for liking Kanye? Like, that's not controversial at all.

I mean, like, not like, oh, we understand. It's the people I'm around. That's the people I'm around. It's not like people. It's not like I friends with because my friends are so, most of my friends are not hip-hop fans at all. And then it's like me. Oh, they're like, I. I don't like rap.

Yeah. I don't like that. And then there's like, um, who else? There's like, uh, I got you for like in Paramour when I was younger.

Oh, just because you're like a, just fucking tall black dude that should be listening to. I was getting pussy while they weren't. So that's why I was like, I hate me all you want, dude. I was just, yeah,

for sure, man. That's what you're giving you. I mean that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. Oh.

Whoa. Oh. I think, I, I will admit to people that like, or I will just tell people like, hey, you know what? I know that everybody talks about Imagine Dragons as if they're the new nickelback. But like, there's some nickelback songs that are pretty fucking good. All right?

Absolutely. And I've gotten shit for that, not really to any real degree. I think a lot of people are self-aware enough to like, oh yeah, you know, we meaned on them for a long time. But like, they're not fucking horrific. The guy did a fucking song with Santana. I mean, imagine Dragon's they doing a song with Santana. He would rather die probably.

He would be like, but I think, I'm trying to think of like, I guess like technically like some of the, some of the more like radio Disney style songs that were just on when I was like a kid that I just can't help but like enjoy because of nostalgic resonance.

Things like Michelle Branch or something. You know, like fucking. That's weird. That's so weird that you said that. I was going to say, I would probably be embarrassed to drive down the street listening to everywhere. You know what I mean? Yeah, I wouldn't do it.

I keep my windows rolled up. Yeah, but it's a good, it's kind of a, it's kind of a bop, kind of. And it's fun to listen to. I respect it. It's very silly. But I don't know if it's really. That's so funny that you said that. Yeah, it's specifically that one too, specifically everywhere.

But, yeah, I don't know. I don't really, I don't think people give me too much shit for, like, I mean, I have a tattoo of my favorite band on my shoulder and no one's ever. no one's ever said anything about it. So, yeah, I guess I have a... They're stupid. They're stupid. That's why. Yeah.

I have a very... I feel like my... I feel like my... I feel like my music tastes are very safe. Not because I try them... Not because I try to make them safe, but because I just, like, I don't know, like... Even if I recommend somebody to...

Like, somebody, like, Devin Townsend or something, which is a little bit more out there. It's a little bit more, like, experimental and a little weird. And it's not really the most consistent stuff you've ever heard. It's like... It's like... it's like Celtic Western fucking electro-bop and then it's fucking heavy metal

and then it's like Disney metal It's just very bizarre stuff But it's not like no one would ever be like Oh, that's weird that you like different towns And they'll just be like oh that's interesting Yeah They'll check it out and they'll like it or they won't And it's just like all right whatever

Yeah I think this is more of like a young question You know what I mean? Yeah I do one time I did get a side eye This was probably like Less than 10 years ago when I said that I like a handful of U-2 songs and it was like, because I don't really know that many people that like you too.

And I was like, dude, they got a couple of hits, man. And I think why, especially that sentiment was shared, was because when they forcefully put that album on everybody's iTunes in 2014, you remember that? Remember that? It was yesterday, bro. They basically gifted, which everybody felt was incredibly arrogant. Songs of innocence is what it was called. I remember because it was.

stuck on my phone for years and I couldn't every time I every because I don't download any of my songs through iTunes I don't do it I use Spotify for everything because like why fucking wouldn't I it has everything that I want on everything that made me use Spotify primarily yeah well I was using Spotify and like when I was working at Sears so I was like I've been using it for just so long at this point by the time Apple music came around or like iTunes like three fucking branded as Apple I was like whatever I can't with this But I remember every time I would go in my car, because your phone would sync, the Bluetooth would sink to my car.

And it would automatically play whatever was on my iTunes. And so every time I would fucking start my car, it would start songs of innocence by fucking YouTube. And it would just be this stupid like ding ding ding ding, like this dumb fucking piano that sounded like garbage. And I would be like, oh my God, I have to do this every time. And I couldn't figure out how to delete it. And somebody was like, oh, it's easy. because it used to be you had to like hook your phone up to your computer and then like update iTunes but they changed it so you could just like delete things off your phone for good and I did that and I was like

somebody pointed out to me in the last like year or two and I was like oh my god thank you this has been on my phone forever and I couldn't get it up no so so I got rid of it I deleted it I deleted it I know how to use phones I know how to use UI I understand these things I deleted the foot I deleted them off my thing And then I got a new Bluetooth speaker And I plugged it in And it synced to fucking songs of innocence Again Recently

It yeah In the last couple months In the last couple months I was like I don't think it's still on my phone And I haven't opened iTunes in a long time So I delete it again Success starts with your drive And American Public University is here to fuel it

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

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refuse on principle. I just heard the first 10 seconds of that fucking song before I shut it off and switch. That is the problem with, bro, that is such a thing. Now, I want to say this and I know it's the principal, now that it's gone and it's not haunting you anymore, go listen to one song now. I'm only one. It's called Every Breaking Wave. And I guarantee you're going to like, well, that's pretty good.

I don't hate you to do. It's actually very chill. Specifically. No, I, I, it's from that album. That's why I tell people, like, I know you, I know you hate this album. but this has a very good vibe. I actually really like this song. Oh, no, it's off of it from me.

Bro, looking through my, looking through my iTunes music is so wild. It's such a throwback, you know? It's like a time capsule. You know what I like? I don't listen to music like that anymore. I like how you count, like, how many times you would listen to a song.

So then I could say by default, like, oh, clearly this is my favorite song. Where do you find that? Or something. It should be within because it shows you like album artists, all in those little categories. There should be one where it's like says plays or some shit. that had that unless they took it off they had that on on um they had that

on my zen media player oh my god when i was in high school i love that i i wish i could get that thing working because like the songs that are in in that thing must be fucking crazy like i bet there's some songs that i forgot about you know that were just like obvious to listen to at the time that are just like completely gone yeah i used to love dude i was so looking back at your music taste in general this is a jarring thing because you feel so, because you always just feel different.

You know, you're like, yeah, I mean, my favorite song changes on a daily basis, I think. You know?

For me, not really. There's certain songs I can turn on, like, there's an artist called K. Trinada, no matter what,

I can turn on K. Trinada and like his music. Like, he sonically agrees with me. Like, period. But like, like, the weekend. Like,

I was a fed of the weekend when I'm on Star, Boy came out like in 20 like 17 I was a fan of Starboy and now I'm a huge weekend fan again Yeah But like I kind of like I feel like a fucking hipster when it comes to that shit bro

It's not even like because I I love 80s type music I really do But there was something about it that like When he diverted from His fucking Because I my friend showed him to me in 2011 He had like the birds and all this other shit Like he was just like oh man

And I was like, dude, I love, like, because that old school R&B sound has died, you know, like, people don't do it anymore. And then I just felt a little bit betrayed when he was like, fuck this shit. But I get it. He's like one of the biggest artists in the fucking world. Well, no, his last album was very, um, was very, not, like, I mean, the album before the last, I would say. It's very 80s inspired, like, blinding lights and stuff like that. Like, that's definitely. Well, that's what I'm saying.

It's very, I like that shit, but I also, I, I really, I want. R&B to make a comeback because that music is not it's not like it's bad music it's just people people did that shit but people but see but people did the same thing for in the metal community they're like oh new metals dead and all this shit yet all those artists are selling out all their fucking tours and all their shows and they're like dedicated fans like

and I'm like bullshit no no no there's a dedicated you're not selling out fucking arenas with just dedicated fans like people always they never stop listening to this music It's just the record executives have deemed it to be dead And they stop circulating this shit on the radio And all this other stuff I feel like it's like an artificially killed thing

Think of it like this right? People recently happened as a while 21 Savage said Nause is not a relevant artist anymore Well that's that I would never listen to anything 20s No listen let's listen Listen 21 Savage is a very talking about muskets or something shit 21 Savage is a British he's a very popular rapper But the thing about Naz is that Naz when I he says

irrelevant, he doesn't intend disrespect. He's just saying that Nas is not a very popular name currently. But what happens is, Nas makes very, he recently won a Grammy for hip hop album of the year because he made a king of diseases

because that album is amazing. One, two, and three just came out. Three is an amazing album. So I understand what you mean, if he means because it's like, Nas is every rapper's favorite rapper, right? Yes. But like say, but Gen Z is not bumping Nas. I get it. I get

but the thing is that the thing is that not and the 21 is like I'm not saying he's not talented because I fuck with Nas Nas makes great music but you're not going to find some kid bumping. You're not going to find some kid bumping your only way you'll find a kid bumping New York state of mind is if you're

in New York. That is the only way and he has like older relatives that put him onto that shit and that's not what you're going to hear you know. Maybe once you start developing your own taste and you go you search for it because I remember I did that. I was like 17 and that's when I like developed my true own taste of music and I was like I'm gonna go find this and I was bumping like boom bat music myself but you so I understand what he means but the way he said it everybody's making like really dramatic of it but it's just like that's that's that's that's just media shit though like I often feel bad for like whenever I see like this celebrity uh sounds off on on you know Kim Kardashian or whatever and then like the comments are always like what the fuck who cares what she thinks like what is what is what's her business talking about fucking this other person.

It's like usually they're fucking asked. You know? It's not like somebody's going. It's not like people, it's not like people are like walking around on the street being like they just walk into a fucking like a Dave and Bussers and walk up to the front and be like, you know, I fucking hate.

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Learn more at APU.APUS.edu. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an

accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Uh, Chloe Kardashian and her dumb phomber fingers. Fucking hate her. It's not like that's what's happening. It's usually like, or like, uh, Martin Scorsese, whenever he's talking about, like, Mark. Marvel movies. You know what I mean? It's like, why does Martin Scorsese have a fucking opinion? Like, what does he care? And it's like, he's asked. People ask questions about things. And then the celebrity respectfully answers. And then they're like, what does this person do? Like, what? Why did they care? Why do they think we care what they say? Also Scorsese is like that. No one says the N word in his movies. He's like, no one, Captain America has it said the N word wants to Falcon. This is a cinema. This is a cinema. This is a cinema. No one's saying the N-Words.

Are there N-Words in Martin Scorsese? Uh, yes. Yes. Two billion. Raging bowl, uh, freaking, what you call it?

Uh, I guess raging. My favorite, my, my favorite movie to the parted. A bunch. In the intro. In the,

in the intro, uh, what's his name? Jack Nicholson says it, dog. He's talking. And then he just drops a hard ar. I mean,

really, realistically, though, realistically, realistically, though, Captain America would be saying the N word, absolutely. He wouldn't mean anything by it. I don't think he would mean anything by it. I think he would just be like,

I think he would get checked on it once. Or if he had black friends, they'd be like, oh, this word is very derogatory. And he'd be like, oh, my bad, I see. He would have said it maybe. Like, he would have said it. And that word makes me feel less than human. He'd be like, oh, my bad, that's fucked up. I shouldn't say that no more.

But maybe one time. He probably said something not as inflammatory, but something like on the lines. Like, you see, remember the Titans and how they skirt around it. They wanted to use racism, but they would use different words like, you know, Coach Boone, right? Yeah. So they're like, oh, they call him Coach Coon. So Cap would say that. He would say something like that.

Exactly. Exactly my point. That's disrespectful. They'd be like, oh, my bad. I have no intention to be rude to you. That's fucked up. They call him like, oh, Captain Falcon, I'd call him like Captain watermelon or some shit. I disagree.

I think he would say the word, but he would just assume that that's what you were supposed to say. Oh, no. Yeah, I think it was something like that where he would say it. Someone would check him on a black cap. We don't say that anymore. Like somebody colored. You know what I mean?

Like, because you know how you can say it's, you can say colored people, which is fine. But if you say colored, that becomes like pejorative. So I feel like he would say color. Right.

He doesn't world. I don't know, my grandmother knew a bunch of people that just weren't saying shit like that to people. Well, that's from New York. That your grandma grew up in that area where they weren't fucking doing that. There are people all over. She knew white,

the other people that still do it currently. Yes. That's that's an anti-at of my argument But she knew white people from the East that were just like That's the respectful calling of that Because that's that's the meaning That's not a human word And I'm saying that's great

Your grandma grew up in that environment She heard that's awesome You think she didn't You think she didn't as a doctor You think she didn't hear that word From her colleagues all the time They would call her everything under the sun No people

What are you getting angry? I'm saying her colleagues Would call her that shit Not like people she knew that were white people That lived in New York with her They were like Oh, that's disrespectful calling someone that. Who would her colleagues be?

Her colleagues would be like other fucking high up people that worked in the freaking nursing place. She told me stories. They didn't live in New York? Not in the city. Not in the city. A lot of them lived in like up in Westchester and like in suffix and shit. But they didn't live in the city proper. They didn't live in the city proper.

Okay, fine. There you go. The city proper. I'm telling you there are people, you know, they're there. They exist. There are less people. People. No, there are probably more people saying it now.

There's some girls. Technically, there's more people. There's more people. Yeah, because there's more people. Mark Kelly made a Gotham City song. And then on the side of the music video, he pissed all over his girl with a Batmobile. All right. That's going to be it for us today.

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