The Snark Tank - #134: Kanye Watch (Part 1)

Episode Date: December 5, 2022

Kanye goes on Tim Pool's podcast to further destroy his image. Part 2 of his Alex Jones escapades will be out on 12/7.Exclusive episodes now on Patreon!https://www.patreon.com/TheSnarkTankAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

He's a little dead mean Hey, I hope it's great I'm going to be on me Hey, hey, welcome Welcome to the Stark Tank podcast, the show Where What was it? The rules are made up

And the points don't matter. Yeah, I'm your That is not, I'm your, Are you the British guy? That's our fucking, that's our slogan. That's not, we are copying whose lines Anyway. I know because I've recently watched that whole show

I watched that show is that What show is that? What you recently watched it? Yeah, my roommate loves it. Like, he loves it. So we sat down and we watched all like 13, 14 episodes of it. Is your, no, I don't want to say. It's okay, because that's a very legacy show that I just, I know it was a fun show,

but I just can't imagine watching it other than seeing clips right now. I watched all of it. It's, I don't know. They're fucking talented guys, man. it is so damn funny that's such a that is such a weird show it is because it is so it is like an example of like wildly wholesome television that is also really funny like i haven't seen a show mix that like those elements all that well in like a long time probably ever there's a lot of innuendos in it but it's like a good show yeah but it's innuendos in the same way that like they were innuendos in like spongebobbin shit yeah sponge bob and like all that whole whole video movie, what was it, America's Home Funniest Videos? Oh, I hated I love that show. That is like, so

Hey, hey, look at me. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, God, dude, I, so I, there were two, there were two, there were two America's Funniest Home videos. There was several actually, dude. Was there? Well, I'm talking about the big ones. There was the true one that I liked, the one true, Tom Bergeron. Yes. Uh, doing the AFV. Okay. Is what it was called, I think. And then there was fucking Bob Sagget on America's Funniest Home Videos and I hate it. Classy. I hated Bob Salis. Then there was

Alfonso Rivera actually. He did it as well. He did it too? Yes. I didn't know that. He did it later. It was after it was when we were had no use for network television anymore. Like we were like, we're like on watching porn on our computers. Like we're not using TV for anything other than video games.

Like it was before streaming. I loved. And during like the video game era. Though you got to you got to give Bob Sagitt as flowers because his impressions were the fucking best because they were the same for every single thing he did. They were dog shit, bro. They were dog shit. But that's what made it so good that it was so, it was, it was so bad that it was, I don't know, I watched it because of how stupid it was. Yeah, I mean, I watched a lot of it, but I just, I hated it so deeply.

Like I hated every time he would be like, oh, look at me, I'm running around. It's like, shut the fuck up. I just want to see what this video is. Like it would be the videos were up like the videos were less funny because of him and I can't believe that and he stayed on that show forever My perception my perception of Bob Sagitt was fucked because like my introduction was was full house and then and then I saw AFV or America's funny some videos and I was like why the fuck is this guy famous like what is this guy doing? Like I really hated him like I when child me hated Bob Sagitt with like a burning patcher because like why is this guy just present in things and making them worse than they otherwise would be dude i didn't like full house i didn't like full house he's not good

well it's that's because you're not like white that's why you didn't like full house you're not actually you you you you you fit into that group and till moments you very much so realize you aren't is it's like oh damn i guess i'm not exactly this yeah i remember people i don't know like i remember feeling like yeah i guess i'm white and then i would watch a show like that and i'm like I can't be. I can't relate to this even slightly. This house, this house is enormous.

This family, this family is unfractured. I don't understand. There's no tension between a mom and a dad for reasons that aren't disclosed. What is, this is impot? Are there cleaning? Where's the Spanish music?

Something is wrong here. Yeah. It's just all, all wrong. Like everything about it was just so bizarre. But I, I guess the thing for me was just like Bob Sagga just was such a, such a pussy ass presence that I just couldn't.

And then I saw his stand up and I was like, what the fuck? That's it for me. That was the moment for me when I was like, yo, this guy is making a lot of jokes about fucking underage people. Like a lot of, like this guy's making.

Just like winking and just nodding like. I'm just like, uh, all right. Because, yeah, wait. Yeah,

I use a savage. We're, we're talking about, uh, that era of TV. So I watched AMV with Bob Sagget on channel one, I'm pretty sure, like channel one or three or something like that. Amv, really?

Anime music videos? No, sorry, AFV. With Bob Sagg? My apologies. Can you imagine? Stop. Can you imagine Bob Sagget like doing little voices over breaking Benjamin X Naruto? Yeah.

That's exactly like, Hey, look out. I'm not going to kill you. I'm Arunho. Look at my hands. I'm going super saan five. I can't believe him Wait, wait

Wait, wait There was a show There was two shows That would come on there as well There was a show called Shop to you drop Where you had like a minute To go around and shop

And there was another show I remember that I knew it I knew you remember And there's one other show Called smile The Candid Camera Candy Camera

I remember watching those shits And being like Because they were They looked really old When I was young And I didn't know I didn't know If they were being

Recorded now With like really bad equipment or that it is so fucking funny you say that because I remember watching Katie camera when I was a fucking child like the late like the late 90s and I thought

this is from the 50s I genuinely old and it was like always wasn't it like shitty CCTV type of cameras or something sort of yeah had to do those things they used well first of all the guy who was the host was like like out of

it was like Bob Barker but out of focus You know, like, he had no real identity other than like... He was definitely an SEP. He was definitely like something that existed in that place only. And people got pulled there to play the game. He's like, yeah, he's like kind of Clay Aiken in the sense that like he really only exists in 2006. And like that guy, whoever was the host for Candid Camera, like, I don't think I, I don't think I ever saw his face. It was several dude.

Because the camera quality was so low that you couldn't. If you were on candid camera, you needed way more proof than just the episode. Because no one would, no one would believe that you were on it. Sure, buddy. Sure, that was you. That's you? And it's me, but that it looks like, fucking, I don't know, like, Yermo do Toro. And it's like, that's like, yes, I know it looks strange.

That's so funny that you bring that up because, like, I, I, it's so goddamn funny. That was the first time I had an, that's the first time I even had a, a slight idea of like, what video quality meant. Like, I was totally fine watching blurry-ass VHSs and, you know, all sorts of like old, or like 240P internet videos. Which is so weird. But for whatever reason, candid camera struck me as like,

that's low, like little fucking seven-year-old me was like, that's low-res before I even understood what that fucking meant. For me, it was weird because I remember being kind with any sort of video quality ever until I played at Xbox 360. And then I went from HDMI back to non-HDMI for some reason. Like, I think I wrote my HTML cable.

And I was like, ew. It's noticeable, yeah. Ew, this looks disgusting. Everything looks gross. Who did this? Have you ever seen those digital VHS tapes? The ones that keep those qualities, though? So it's, there were, so it was in between, it was right after VHS and when DVD was kind of becoming a thing.

And like just before Blu-ray, they had these tapes that were called, I think, D Theater. And there were digital VHS tapes. and they were I think they output in like 1080I or something which like already for that time was fucking nuts and I was watching like

videos of I think like Lioness Tech Tics or something did a video on it it's super interesting because it's it looks like Blu-ray quality nearly like it's actually insane but on like a VHS and it makes no sense to me

but they were like $3,000 and they weren't you know PS2 didn't have a fucking digital VHS play in it. So they were pretty much they were pretty much fucked. But yeah, fuck, I don't even know how we got here. I remember that's crazy that you

Yeah, a DVD player. It's like, it's by a PS2. I know exactly how we got here. You played it's by a PS3. That's it. Yeah, that thing was kind of... And I was like, Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. So back to whose lines in anyway. So my... No, I'm just kidding. I didn't want

to say something before we get into all these shenanigans. We already kind of did, but... Yeah. So, Spocker. Spotify wrapped just came out. Yep. Yes. Which is pretty cool. We've already been getting tagged in quite a few posts on Twitter and Instagram and whatnot. And I always forget about this and it kind of reenergizes me.

Yeah, right? Holy shit. We're like multiple people's number one, not even just like on their top five, but number one. Like their favorite podcast, their most listened podcast. And I'm like, that's fucking insane to me. Yeah. It's a really reinvigorating kind of thing. I forget it every year too.

Like it happens every year. Like there's like plenty of people that like would just be like, hey, you're my number one show or like I watched you. I listened to the show for like this long and it's like, damn, it's fucking nuts. Because throughout the year, it's easy to kind of forget that. I mean, you get tagged in little things throughout the year, obviously, as well. And we appreciate you guys for that as well. But it's cool seeing everybody's Spotify wrapped and us being like in the company of some really impressive people, really great shows. I saw one that had us number two behind Super Mega, which that's unacceptable.

Yeah. Extremely disrespectful. Change that. Extremely disrespectful. You know, you know who you are and I'm watching you. I have your profile saved. I remember it. And, you know, you better correct that next year because I'm looking out for you.

Right. But saying our names next to come town makes me really, makes me feel really good about myself. Dude, I saw our names next to fucking Lex Friedman and shit. And I was like, what? That's fucking funny. That is funny. What is going on? Polar opposites.

I know. Like, Polar, just like, some of you guys have, like, really interesting podcast days. Like, you just run the gamut. And it's just like, okay, I'll watch Snark Tank and then I'll watch fucking, I don't even know. I need to go to sleep. I'm going to put on fucking Lex Friedman. God damn. He is, look, Lex Friedman is a brilliant guy.

I've listened to some of his stuff. But I'm somebody who can listen to a six-hour podcast on fucking the Mongolian Empire, for example. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I tried listening to Lex Friedman talk to Destiny. I tried three different times. I couldn't make it through. You got to, he's got to be talking to somebody that you're really, really interested in in order for it. Like, because he does have that kind of like Ben Stein kind of monotone.

Very quality to him. Which I guess a lot of people do like. It's very comforting to them. Yeah. Yeah. It works. I'm not even a hater of him. I, I, it's just, it's just,

more of a like, okay, so the only reason I was even listening to that in Destiny is because Destiny has gone through a metamorphosis. If you guys remember old school destiny and he talks about old school destiny, how much of a piece of shit he was, how hostile

he was. I love him yelling at women, bro. So funny. Well, see, that's a... I feel like he hasn't shedded that yet. I feel like he's still kind of on that, but mostly he tries not to just freak out on people anymore, which used to be his old bag. We've had actually some back and forths back in the day.

And I guess we've all probably have. And even, I wonder now, though, if he still has that disdain. Because he had like a specific disdain for me because I defended, and I still stand by this, John Tron. I was like, I think John Tron, like a lot of people were kind of caught in the hype of some really dangerous and stupid rhetoric. And I don't think he genuinely like in his heart of hearts as like, this is my bag. is what I've always been about.

Yeah, no, I mean, I, yeah, I would, I would agree with it. Like, that's kind of the same thing that got me in his sights as well. And I remember kind of, like, going back and forth with him. Yeah. On, on a number of occasions. But then he got, like, banned from Twitter, like, eight times or something. And then I just, like, kind of lost track of him. Because I was just, like, eight times for what?

That's not, don't take that literally. But, like, he, I feel like he had an account, and then he lost it. And then it was, like, something else. And then he lost that. And then now he's, like, I think, omnibular, or. something. Yeah, he might not even have that anymore because of, uh, he gotten some beef with the Keffels, right? Keffles, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, so, I don't know. Like, he, he just kind of disappeared from my consciousness, because he just wasn't present on the platform in the same way.

But I've seen clips of him kind of pushing back on like, uh, what is it, Seneca and those guys. And I'm like, okay, cool. I, I, I agree with this. Uh, yeah. Uh, and 2017, fucking, however long ago that was so fucking, I don't know. It's difficult for me to hold grudges over internet shit, especially if I don't really have, like, it was more like minor kind of like, oh, you suck, fuck you. And then like you just kind of forget about it. Oh, totally. It doesn't, at the end of the day that none of that shit like means anything to me because this is, I still, even though more and more real life and the internet is becoming intertwined, I still see the internet as not being real mostly. The way that people conduct themselves versus they conduct themselves in real

life is still pretty fucking different. So I just like, I know if I ran into Destiny on the street, for example, even back in the day, he wouldn't yell in my face because he'd probably get his jaw broken. You know what I mean? It's different. It's different. It's just like it's a, there's a way you conduct yourselves in real life and then there's ways do you act online. I'm like, I understand that. That's the explanation to be. That's it. And it's fine. And it's fine. So that's why I don't get that. I don't get so worked up, right? Speaking of acting ways online, so everybody.

Wait, wait, guys, wait, give me a second. Give me a second. I'm stupid. Sheen's got a charge out. What's about to happen, all right? Now, let me, let me. Do you want to intro this or, or what? Yeah, okay.

So recently, recently, our favorite manic ex-rapper fashion, ex-billionaire, friend. Poop did he scoop. Scoop did he. Poop to the way. You know, it's crazy. The best thing he's ever released, too. That's the best thing he's ever released. Let's, let's, let's, let's hit him for where we need to hit him, right?

Let's not, let's not. You can't think that's good now. No, it's not at all. It's not at all. It's, in fact, even the reason why he made that song is another fuck situation, too, that can go into afterwards. We can get into it after. But, but afterwards.

Let's talk about our friend Kanye West showing up on Tim Poole's podcast. Now, we live. The western most Kanye. We live. live in a reality currently where Kanye West was on a Tim Pool podcast. The fabric of the universe is collapsing rapidly. Rapid. It's entropy, man.

It's wild. Hold on. Before you go forward, you can't just say Tim Pool's podcast. Who else was he with? Yeah, yeah. Which makes it way more insane. I want to paint this. picture enough because I have I I watched it twice and I just because I've met can't be here I've I've

you met Tom Paul I've I've I've spent um a decent amount of time with both Tim Poole and I mean to a lesser sent Milo I met Milo twice I met Milo twice yeah I it was like an early like Twitter meetup thing I don't remember the context of it. This is like 2015 maybe, like 2016, like really, really fucking early. And I think again, he just showed up at a thing that I was also at. That was a complete coincidence. But so Milo Yanopoulos and who some of you might remember as like a big, he was like a big figure around the Gamergate time.

And then he became a part of like a vague part of the Trump administration, but not really. and then he like kind of got his entire life ruined by that and he like swore, he went on some random site, I don't remember which one, and swore vengeance on the Republican Party. He was like, I'm going to destroy the Republican Party for what they've done to me. I'm living on a path of vengeance. Do you remember what?

Shortly afterwards, he said, go ahead, go ahead. Shortly afterwards, this is like a very right-wing guy, by the way, very right-wing gay men. And shortly after that, he was like, I am ex-gay now. I am not gay no more. I am delivered. I am delivered.

I am delivered. I am delivered. So he's been on this kind of re-like education tour lately. Like for the last like several years, he's just like dressing very like boring and like reading the Bible everywhere. Even in that picture that they took on that weird, on the Loli Express of, you know, him, Kanye and Nick Fuentes on the plane, he's reading like a Bible. And it's like it comes.

I want to. I want to let you keep. I want to let, sorry, I don't, sure, sure, I'm going to let, I'm going to let you finish. Oh, my God. Did you see who took that picture and then I'll let you finish? Did you, in the mirror? Did you zoom in? Yeah, yeah, it's Chris, that's Chris.

Did, how? Like, why is he on that fucking played? I don't know. It is so funny to think that I am like one degree removed from Kanye West in a very real way. That is so bizarre to me. But so he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, living the ex-gay life now. And it's so funny watching, like, people comment on this.

Because it's like, people change, bro. And it's like, you don't, you don't, that's not real. Like, you don't. Listen, listen, listen. If you're gay, if you are actually gay, that doesn't change. That doesn't change. Like if you're at, that's like being unblack. I'm like, oh, I was a black person for a little while, but I no longer am.

That's not me anymore. Look, I'm now Indian. Look, let me just, let me just, let me just, let me just say this. Yeah, I'll just say this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Women have been a large source of stress in my life. Everyone's life, probably. Unfortunately, I am straight.

I don't know if I would choose that sincerely. Like, if I was like an angel, like, like, picking my build and understanding, like, okay, this is the time you will grow up, you'll be, you'll be. 93. Like, what will your build be? Knowing all the facts, knowing all, knowing everything, I don't necessarily know that I would choose straight. I wouldn't. So it's, so it's not a, it's not a choice. I would choose asexual, to be honest with you. That's what I would choose. I would choose completely like zero. No, I would choose the gay shit button. Like 100%. I would choose, I would choose definitely, granted, heteropassing gay, definitely. Exactly. Well, yeah, I mean, that's most gay people.

Like non-flamboyant. Oh, no, absolutely. But I'd be like a, I'd just be me. me currently. Like Neil Patrick Harris, kind of. Yeah. Like most gay people I know, you wouldn't know that they suck cock unless they told you. I'd be like,

I'd be like fucking like Dwayne Rock Johnson. We're going up. We're going up. Yeah. The point is, the point is that's not a choice. He is still very gay. Everybody who believes that is,

is fucking insane. But anyway, so, sphere and he's also on the plane with Nick Fuentes who is I mean look let's make no but like understand I need you all everybody listening to this podcast to understand who it is saying this okay I need you to understand how very rarely I have said this about anybody

and take that into account understand the weight of that Nick Fuentes is absolutely a white supremacist absolutely without a doubt This is not 2016. Oh, you know, he's racist because they have right-leaning views. Yeah, this is not. This is, I can't express to you enough how hilariously white supremacist this kid is. It is wild.

Could I just want to just plant a little bit of information in the people's heads that aren't aware of Nick Flintes before we move forward. Why he says this unequivocally, I just want to back it up with just a few little kernels of truth were number one, he went to the Unite the Right rally at Charlottesville and he was so proud of it. He was so proud of it. He was so happy with even knowing that someone got killed and it.

No, it was a huge success. Right. There is his, there is clips. There are just endless clips of him saying horrible shit. Like, for example, oh, he's against interracial marriage because he doesn't want the white women to get beaten and up on drugs and stuff, blah, blah, blah. There is.

And it's so funny. And it should also be noted that this is, he's not like a comedian. Like there's no, he doesn't have like, this isn't like, there's no good timing there. There's nothing funny about it.

No, what I'm saying is like he's not, he's not being outrageous for the sake of like, oh, how funny is this? Like it's not like a, he's not like drill on Twitter or something. You know what I mean? It's where you just,

you're, You're reading the shit and you're like, what the fuck is this person? Yeah. This is a man with political aspirations who believes this shit and codes language in a way. Like, it's so obvious. Like, I, I, there are, there are maybe like three people on the face of the earth that I would say this about, probably, that I'm inherently aware of. It's Richard Spencer. It's, it's, it's Nick Fuentes and probably, uh, just a janitor that I knew personally.

that I, you know, like there are, there are very few people that I would, there are very few people I would levy that to you. And I need, I need the weight of that to really stick in the people's minds. And the janitor I personally know is a white supremacist. Like, I know that. I know he's one. I met, I met a guy and I, and, you know, he was saying things. And I was like, all right. That's interesting. Interesting. And then I left. But so that's who's who's who, these are the people who are behind his president.

campaign, his yay 24. And I, it is so damn fun. So anyway, he went on Tim Poole's show. Kanye ranted about how like they're taking everything from me. They've taken billions of dollars from me. They're going to put me in jail. And then he goes like, oh, but we can't say who they are, can we? Because he's referring to the Jews.

And Tim Poole's like, no, I don't think it's the Jews. Which like credit to Tim Poole, like, I won't necessarily give him too much credit because he did he still ultimately he still fucked up majorly in a lot of ways the fact that he like introduced nick Fuentes as like oh people say you're a white supremacist but you're hanging out with a black man it's like come on dude you know that's not how that works but

fucking that doesn't mean that doesn't mean you could like soul food and be a white supremacist even though a black person cooked it for you like that doesn't that doesn't mean anything it's it's very dumb it's very dumb reasoning but I want to think is that I want Tim Pool the thing about Tim Pool right is that where he differs

from all the others is that there's sparks of logic in him. Like, you can see that sometimes there is a sensible... I think he's a huge grifter. I think he's a grifter. He's a grifter. He obviously...

That's all I got to say about him. Well, the reason, the reason that's true is because I, I think that's, I think Derek is right. I think he's just, you know, he's, he's doing what's good for his show.

And like, to, to his credit, it's, it's great for his show. Yeah, but so Kanye, basically, Tim Pool was like, nah, I don't think it's, he basically, like, not verbatim, but he's like,

I don't think it's the juice. He said it basically, like his they is establishment media, which I happen to agree with, actually. But Kanye was like, what do you mean? It's not them. And then he just stormed off. Immediately. Frame one, bro.

Frame one, bro. Frame one, bro. Frame one. Like, he was there for 20 minutes ranting about how they are attacking him. And it was so damn funny. I, I, and I wanted to, the reason why I wanted to paint such a good picture of Milo is because I want to circle back to this idea. that if Kanye West really does run for president,

he's not going to win. Of course. I think it's not one of those Trump situations where like, oh, he's dumb, so he's not going to win. Trump is a very smart businessman at the very least. Like, he knows how to manipulate people. Kanye does not know how to manipulate people.

He's really bad at it. To the point where he's being, to the point where he's being, like, wildly manipulated by two psychos. And what's happening is so damn funny because I think Milo, might actually do it. I think Milo might destroy the Republican Party

like he swore to do all those many years ago. He's definitely trying. Because even though Kanye can't win, there's no doubt that a lot of people are going to vote for Kanye. And I feel like that's going to siph. Right now you have like DeSantis and Trump coming in and they're the two big people. But then you got this wrench in the middle of it,

this massive disruption where I feel like it's, I feel like Milo's, Milo is Machiavellian enough to have done I wouldn't even be surprised if he planned all this in Subway The long game is ever bro I really do think he was like I really do think that he was like

I'll just say that I'm ex-gay Because Republicans need that And then I'll just pretend to not be gay And then I'll just like work my way up I don't think he necessarily thought Kanye was going to be the thing or not back then but I think he was planning some way to fuck people of it. Because he was fucking livid.

He was livid. And if you've, like I met him twice. And there's something ain't right. Something ain't right there. I mean, you can tell. Something's off. And if you remember why he even fell out the face of the earth from the first place, it was because he was defending his, um, uh, being a victim of his, of his priest.

He went on the drunken peasant's podcast and he was talking about how, he enjoyed his priest fucking him when he was a kid. Oh, yeah, I'm tired. Yeah. Yeah. And then he imploded after that and probably the people, he swore revenge on the very people that shun him, you know,

which is funny because a lot of the people that, uh, that were disavowed him will not speak out against any of the grooming that's actually going on with said fucking entities right now where they'll blame fucking some story time show and the motherfuck

fuckers will get shot up right like oh that's all well and good but let's let's ignore the planet in the room let's ignore the fucking sun in the fucking room guys i can't guys kane west stormed off of timcast dude he got out so fast like that is that is the reality that we are in five years ago say that to somebody you're like shut the fuck what are you talking about why would conier be anywhere near tim pool Why is Kanye constantly not understanding the words he's saying are dangerous? Where is Kanye's mind? If you told me this five years ago, Chris, five years ago, let's say no. Remember that night in a diner me, you and Jailor just arguing about Rise Against and Kanye

when we were like 18 years old? Could you imagine 10 years ago? You told me Kanye West would be storming out of this Grifter Republican fucking podcast. I'd be like, shut the fuck up. You stupid bitch I have not liked Kanye for a very, very long time To the point To the point where I don't even remember why

Like there was something There was something that set me off in like 2009 I know that Where like I saw him say something or he did something And I was like what the fuck is it? Was it not Taylor Swift and the whole thing? No Because I didn't give a shit about that

He's a jackass beau Hey Beau? He's a jackass. And Beau's like, yeah He was like yeah press this button real quick Do you remember when Obama Is that where you just brought up When Obama called him a jackass?

Yeah, yeah, he was a jackass. I love that video. I don't know, man. Like, I just like I never liked it. He always seemed like he always seemed like he was just rambling incoherently. He always seemed like just out of it. Always. For a period of time, it was just outspokenness, right?

And though it was never derogatory, it was outspokenness. And then what happened was problems started waving their head. And me being someone I was a huge fan of him, we just dealt with it as like he's, That's his creative. That's his creative nature. You know, he's going to say outspoken things. And I went from that to just straight up, just antithetical to thought shit. Like when he said the whole thing about black people, like, what do you call it?

You're talking about the 400 years? Yeah, there's a choice to be a slave, right? Yeah, that was when. In that statement, though the statement is extremely inflammatory, and that's not the way you say things. Similar to even with the whole thing you said about the Jewish people, right? you can make you can get your point across and not be prejudice it's so easy to do that to just say things but his but no but his point is no but his his point is prejudice i know i know i know i know but he could have been like he could have been he could have said there's there's

ways to say things to get your point across no no no no no no no you're going to bat for him a little no i'm not going to back from at all what he said is extremely inflammatory and dangerous to people of those groups and he has to be aware of what he's saying because Because he, though his dumbass thinks he's not doing anything wrong and he's not endangering people, he's going to have people that are going to use him as a platform to do other fuck things. So I just want to say real quick one reason why, because the elephant in the room with a lot of bigoted anti-Semitic people, they keep bringing up. And Kanye had a list. He brought a list on his phone of all these very powerful Jewish people. and one thing that a lot of people skirt around

is the fact that there are a lot of prominent Jewish people in a lot of industries but the question that's never asked is why and I think it's the same fucking question it's the same answer say I used to work for New Egg and New Egg is a Chinese company that would compete with Amazon

you know until Amazon absolutely crushed them devoured and the people that were working in their mainly were Chinese folks and a lot of them, for example, maybe weren't even that qualified, but it was just like,

these are my homies, I'm going to hook them up, I'm going to give them jobs. I want my people to thrive. I want my people to be, you know, it was like a community thing. And I think people,

a lot of people don't fucking understand that, that some people have some of the highest fucking jobs in the world, they want to hook up their friends and the fucking family. Growing up in New York, growing up, saying that thing, right?

So I did you go up and New York, especially, you just come to, you just come to realize that Jewish communities are really strong, like, tightly, that's the thing. They have a way stronger sense of community than anybody. Like, they have a sense of community that most groups really should, to be quite frank.

Exactly. Like, it's frustrating to see from, like, from outside because it's like, why can't we just do that? Right, right. And Latinos, we get close to. We get close to. But then some stupid bullshit about how you pronounce the B or the double L in your language makes us be like, fuck that guy. But it's crazy because I, I, anyone that knows media knows there are a lot of Jewish people in,

in a bunch of high places in media, it's like that, right? There's nothing wrong with saying that. But the way he brought it up is just wrong. You don't, you don't say shit like that. Well, it's how they all bring it up. They all think it's like some nefarious thing. What happened? That's the problem.

The problem is identity politics and it's always been. Oh, of course. This is what, this is literally what we've been telling you for like the last seven years. We were totally fucking on the money. You're totally right. Everybody was a fucking psycho to us for no reason. We were just, we were telling you literally. Like the idea, the idea that it's the Jews is insane.

It's just like, it's just like those people on BuzzFeed being like, it's the whites or whatever, you know? It's the same shit. It's like it's not, no, it's not white people. It's not black people. It's not the Jews. It's people with a lot of money and a lot of influence. whether or not that person is of a particular persuasion or not doesn't matter because the person that the type of group that they are as a collective are rich powerful people. There are rich powerful Chinese people, rich powerful black people, rich power.

You'll never see a poor person at the head of Amazon. Like that's not, it's physically impossible and that people ignore the very real, obvious class divide as the real. that's the real problem that is the real spine of of the problems that we're all facing yeah and instead they go oh well no it's it's not rich people because i want to be a rich person yeah and i could be a rich person and how would i feel but i can't be jewish if i'm not jewish i can't be black if i'm not black so it's like i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna shove the blame on this group of people that i that could never conceivably house me what and i think that's what it's stupid but what happened is that we we said it on on stream because we were on stream talking about it before. It's the idea

that the seed, the problem where it comes from is wealth. It all starts with just allocation of wealth. The rich don't want to not be rich. And then what happened is they tricked us into letting it be about race, religion, culture,

and all that bullshit. And now those are problems. But the seed of all those problems is wealth. I 100% agree with that I also want to say because I've made this point in some of my old videos about look around the world where the demographic, the ethnicities, or 90-something percent, whatever in their country, and what's the biggest problem? The class divide, right? Because they all look very similar to each other and have very similar same complexions, but it's all that class shit, right? And the fucked up thing is the class thing also contributed to the racial divide because, for example, you had rich people who were lighter because they did not go outside and work. They did things to separate themselves from people that worked in the field, people that were darker, and that carried over into cultures and other ethnicities.

And then you have what happened, obviously, in the United States, which is a very different thing because of the slave trade, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then so now you have historical wealth is not a thing for people that look like us because we didn't fucking have anything. You didn't have a chance to have it. And so it becomes, it's just, so it's a huge fucking problem, but it still stems from money. Like there's no historical wealth. It always, even the base, even the basis of the slave trade was literally money. People with money buying and selling people who had none. It's racial on the surface, of course, but there are, I mean, it's not many, but there are, there were white slaves as well.

Like, that's a real thing. That is really a thing. The Irish, Northern Irish are enslaved. I'm not mistaken. Yeah, the Northern Irish. So it's, it's, it's, these superficial things is like, you know, it's, it's. I love that. I just guys, I love that the widest people on earth.

The widest people on earth were not considered like. American like they were the Irish were considered the Irish were considered historically Swarthy there are images of Irish people so like like old anti-Irish propaganda where it would be Irish people that looked like chimpanzees like Neanderthals and I was like that is so unbelievably racist that is just so out of pocketly like it's What on earth is going, like, look, I don't agree with prejudice at all, right? But someone looking different from you, someone looking different from you is, if I saw a person that was just straight up blue out of nowhere, I would be a little like, whoa, that's a little off putting. But this person look, this person can have a kid with you and then the kid could look just like you.

Like there's no big difference. But nah, man, they're from Ireland. and they like potatoes and they're different. It is. It is. It is. It's just, I don't know, man. Like, if, if you're really out there and you're like, the Jews are doing this or the whites are doing this or like, or like, I just, I can't help but look down on you. Like, it's just, it's just a really profoundly surface level and really just not intelligent perspective. Then I can't entertain. And it's sad that Kanye, it's sad that Kanye is this far gone.

but as somebody who again has not liked him for a long time I'm kind of reveling this in this I wanted to so I might have mentioned in one of the older podcast that Temple invited me on his podcast and I couldn't do it I couldn't pull the trigger I just morally I've I'm in a place in my life where morally I was could I associate with this guy I generally believe he's a grifter

and he's actually helping destroying American politics I truly believe that and so can I actually be on his show and not feel like shit and ultimately it was like no however when this Kanye thing happened I reached out to him so I'm like bro I basically all I want I want to get I want to get in contact

with Kanye West I want to have a genuine I need to talk to this guy just to know I want to know what he's doing I want to know if he I want to know he doesn't know what he's doing that's what I want to know genuinely if he has no idea or if he He's actually like he does have because artistically he does have visions of stuff.

So like, does he have a vision? I know all he wants is like, oh, a politician that just follows the Bible 100%. You keep saying that. But I want to, I need to talk to this motherfucker. No, no. Let me talk to him because I think I could bring him back. I think I could bring him back. I think he's gone.

He's very likely he's gone, you know. It was tragic when Kanye West died in that. that horrible fishing accident in 2015. No, in that car accident in 2000, like, fucking seven. I think that he probably got a Kanye replacement and then he, he, he, he, he left this earth after Donda died. Like, after, after his mom died, because that's when he really, that's when the switch, he probably got a replacement and then just, he was like, I want to go hang out with my mom.

Not really. He made that whole comment about George was detaining black people, right? That was like, well, before. that was appreciated though dude there are so many interviews over the over like the last 10 years of Kanye just being like I'm a fucking metal detector

I'm flying through the sky and people can't touch me I'm Jesus my legs or tripods no Donda died like 13 years ago she died a long time ago like she died when I was in middle school still All right well he's fucked up then there's no fixing him

And like unless you can Unless you can pretend Wait we can big mama's house Kanye Oh, my God. Wait a minute. She died in 2007, yeah. Yeah. She died when I was in.

Wait, okay. All right. No, we've got it. Sweeney. You will, you will big mama's house. You will dress like his mother. Why would I do that?

Oh, my God. Why would I do that? That's so. No, you can fix it. Chris, as someone who also have... You would have... I don't hear. I need to hear this.

Just because you don't want to be seen as gay for cross-dressing. That's too big of a deal. And don't be a big of a big. First of all, first of all, first of all, you think I don't want. crosses already, you're assuming shit. But first of But first and foremost,

that someone who has a dead mother and it's very dreary, very trauma-inducing, I would never do that to somebody. Okay, I'll do it. Come on. You want to do Big Sweeney's house. You're going to do Big Sweeney's house, but I would know

big Sweeney's house. I have no, a cross-dressing, dude, cross-dressing is light. That is something like, you don't have to pay me for that. Isn't that funny, by the way, that, like, cross-dressing is, like, a really common, like, American thing, like, in media. It's common for black men, especially to cross-dressing act. No, no, no, it really, really, really is. I understand.

I understand what you're saying. I don't care about it, though, what you're saying. I don't care about that part. What I'm saying is, like, if you really go back in American culture, there's, like, a lot of, like, most of your favorite comedians, most of your favorite, like, straight white male comedians of cross-dressed, like, there's fucking Chris Farley cross-dressing, there's fucking Robin Williams. and Mrs. Doubtfire, there's obviously, like, Big Mama's house. There's fucking Bugs fucking Bunny constantly cross-dressing. And then the second, it's so weird that that became, like, if you had a cartoon that came out today, but you had the main character cross-dress the same way that Bugs Bunny did, it would be like a whole fucking thing.

It's on Biggs-A-Poero show. Matt Walsh is talking about it. They're putting cross-dressers in our cartoons. It's like they have been for a long time. A bunch of, I was trying to, for whatever reason, I needed a screenshot some of Ben Shapiro's stuff. I forgot what he was, oh, he was beefing with Kanye. And he actually said something pretty good, actually, because, you know, obviously he's against what Kanye's doing as a Jewish person. So I was screenshoting some of that stuff. And of course, I saw, like, there was that latest Disney movie that came out where it has, like, a gay character or whatever, a queer character.

And, like, it didn't do as well. And then, of course, like, Ben Shapiro's retweeting it. as if like, oh, yeah, it's because they're rejecting the, the, the, I just, I just didn't see any advertisement for the movie. No, it was, it was wildly unmarketed. A lot of them, a, a lot of them have been. There was a, there was a Thanksgiving movie, and no one heard about it. And like, those crazies that I couldn't escape Cocoa advertisements for like the, like, that's

the last thing. Oh, yeah. I remember watching. I couldn't escape that. I was like, oh, I have to see this movie. Obviously, it has a abuela in it. That's like all my personality is. I got to see that.

The idea, the idea. the idea that people will look at a situation like that and see a movie that is about gay characters and was not marketed at all and then the reason they think it failed is because there are gay characters in it is astounding to me because it's like how do you not know anything about how about how any industry works

Chris that has to be it's a gay character it's a gay character America is rejecting the gay people like it's Chris that has to be it bro like I don't like you're I know what you're trying to say, but you're wrong. America don't want gay no more. Exactly.

What about Captain Marvel that was advertised like crazy and made like a billion dollars? Was that character gay? I mean, probably. Now you're making an assumption. They're making an assumption. Captain Marvel is not gay. I mean, Captain Marvel looked pretty gay in which way, which one she caught. Was it?

The sending or end game. That was it. That was it. I was like, oh, I got to say, I'm going to say, I got to say is this. I got to say this, right. She's technically not. We all know. but she's technically not.

What happens is, right, we live in this beautiful country of America where there's freedom for everyone that's a straight white male. They have freedom. What happens is when we have gay people in media, it ruins our children for a reason I cannot disclose that clearly exists.

Yeah, it is weird. So let's move on to questions. But what were we, But we were talking about, oh yeah. So look, I'm just going to propose that someone, because I think Kanye is delusional enough to believe that his mother is back in some way. And I think that could fix him. We just appoint somebody to just pretend.

I could do it, but I don't think I would pass. Big Sweeney's house. Let's go. First of all, Kanye's mom is smaller than Kanye. I'm much bigger than Kanye is as a person. Do you think he has a perception of that? I don't think he does. What I think needs to happen is I think we need to force him to take medication so he can see he's been walling.

I think in that situation, I think it would work. If he's not really funny about this whole situation is that his doctor is Jewish and he was probably just trying to get him on medications. And if he had just taken the Jewish guy's medicine, he probably would still have all of his money and he'd be fine insane. Like in all likelihood. So it's so fucking bizarre. He probably thinks the Jewish. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy in a way because it's like I, like he's crazy and he needs medication.

So here's this Jewish doctor being like, hey, take your medication, you're crazy. And then he just goes like, no, you're trying to poison me. I'm going to leave. And then he loses everything. And he's like, see, look, look what happened because I disobeyed the Jewish doctor. And it's like, no, idiot. If you would just listen, you'd be on top probably still. I don't know about top.

kind of, I mean, output hasn't been great. He could have recovered. Yeah, but he would have been fine. If he makes one old graduation, late registration, college drop off home.

He's gone, it's over Kingston. It's over Kingston. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. All I'm saying is that if he made,

like, I think, I think he took it too far now. I think now, if you're hanging out with Nick Flintes, you're done. You're fucking done,

dude. But I think if he, if he made an album like that, like, instead of Donda, if he, good ass job would have came out and he would have made that album i would have been like i rock

with conya again i don't care he had he had his moments but are you talking about post what just happened no pre pre like with donda yeah yeah yeah yeah but now it's too late that's neither here nor there that's neither here nor there it's like well it's it's it's just his the ship has sailed so fucking far past those those hypothetical scenarios because they could never be it's just it's he just he needs he and and i do agree when i Now that I'm thinking about the Milo thing and trying to destroy the Republican Party, I forgot about them meeting up with Trump. I forgot. That actually seemed kind of strategic in that way.

They met up with Trump. That stains Trump so much. It does. It really, like I, look, man, I don't have necessarily a high opinion of Milo or anything, but I do feel like he is the type of person to take things personally enough to play the long game in that way. Because what else has he got going for him, really? You know, what is he doing? He's not gay no more either, so clearly he's not, he's not living life. Yeah, he's delivered.

He's delivered. He's un-gay. Wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if, no, I'm not going to say that. I know exactly what you're going to say, and it would be. It would be very funny. What else? Oh, we have to touch on Liver King. Oh, my God.

I want to touch on this before we get too far in. Okay. Liver King, who I don't know how many, we've never really talked about him on the show. not with when I maybe maybe you guys comment in passing one time before talking about how the fact that he's like he's a liar so liver cane got busted for steroids obviously to no one's surprise uh dude looks like a fucking microwaved GI Joe he looks like a potato with abs bro he looks like he looks like a vet's like a spud of a human with fucking bulging veins so what was the controversy like he got he got outed for for using steroids but

I don't know anything about Liver King other than he was on the H3 podcast or something. And then Ethan said something like you smell bad or so. I don't remember. Oh, yeah, because he doesn't wear deodorant and shit. And he's always shirtless. So Liver King, he busted onto the scenes about a year ago. Strategically, nobody knew about him. And he was gearing up for this huge campaign to try to,

because I guess he's always been rich and he owns multiple companies. And so this is his next venture, which is this tribal, not this. nine tribal like primal ancestral like stuff whatever it is he has like nine points that you got to do to reach the primal level and then there's subprimal like the rest of us we're all subprimal right and so he busted onto the scene his marketing campaign worked fantastically because on every podcast you can imagine everyone's like well you're obviously on steroids right and he just kept saying nope never touched the stuff which automatically already i knew he was lying specifically not even just by looking at him, but also his language by saying,

never touched the stuff, I don't even know where to get that stuff. When people say that shit, when they play ignorance, like, I don't even know about it. I don't even know how to get it. And you're that deep into the fitness culture. I'm like, you're a goddamn fucking liar to the worst extreme. I know how to get steroids.

At the very least, just be like, yeah, I don't know, like, if you're a liar, if you're a grifter, just be like, yeah, man, like, I know all about that stuff. I know, you know, D ball, tremble, and all this stuff. But I've just never fucked with it. You know, people have approached me about it. because why wouldn't they approach you about it? Anyway, so the reason why he got exposed was this guy, Derek, from more place, more dates, this YouTuber,

who is an encyclopedia on just HRT and used to run a clinic in Canada. He got some emails from people that work with Liver King. They exposed him. And the funny thing is Derek could have exposed him way before because when he searched Liver King's email, it came up in his inbox. And Liver King sent him an email. year ago before he started his campaign basically saying hey i'm taking a few of these things i love your channel i want to take things to the next level immediately already disproving that like he's

fucking natural and then so the email shows his all of his regiments all the stuff he he spends tens of thousands of dollars a month with human growth hormones peptides obviously testosterone which is obvious you look at the fucking guy look at him yeah it's not natural like i like i've seen one of our good friends Joseph, right? He is the most physically fit I've seen someone be naturally. Like the form he was in before he left, he is the most, like, he's at the point where he's like, I can't get any bigger anymore. So I'm just going to lean down and have a bunch of like very active, flexible muscle to be able to run and climb and stuff like that.

That's useful. at a certain point you just can't you can't get to that size naturally and looking at DeWain Johnson and being like I'm natural you're not it's fine that you're not

you're not competing and breaking any rules it's fine people that do Olympias anyone that does Olympias they'll tell you in a heartbeat yes I take steroids but if you take steroids and you're just going to be where I am that's not the case which is true

you can't just take roids and become a wall You have to have a lot of work after you got it's hard You gotta put in the work Put in hours You know Stay hungry and devour that fucking protein But But it's it's just the idea of lying about

This is what I don't get It's the lying nature about it Which seems so stupid So now to let's say Liver King We know why he lies specifically Because it's helping him sell the supplements Because he sells a lot of

And here's the weird thing about Liver King His supplements aren't fake. It's just that they're not going to get him to where he's at. But he sells a lot of things like bone broth and like liver things. Because let's be real, a lot of these things are high in nutrients, organ meat and stuff that people don't eat on average. Like so it's also good to just supplement it. If you're a fucking, if you eat like a child like me where like I don't fucking eat almost anything,

I supplement most of my nutrients because I don't get enough like greens and all this stuff. Like one of them I actually just took right before the podcast starts. I get my greens and supplement for them because I did not eat vegetables really hardly, rarely. Like if I'm having chalmay, there's like some cabbage in it or something. That I spit out on purpose. Ew. Who put cabbage in here?

The fuck? Who put nutrients in my food? Who put nutrients in my noodles? But anyway, like so the supplements could benefit you, but you're never going to get as big without the HGH and the testosterone and everything else that he takes. So that's what sucks. It's the fucking actors. The actors, the Hugh Jackmans, the Chris Helmsworth, fucking, the rock, all of those fucking people, they all bullshit.

And I'm just like, why? You're not even selling anything. Like, you're just selling your body. It's to, it's to, it's to, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's still, right? But what happens is, the fantasy is, like, it's still fine. Like, I don't care. Like, Spider-Man, like, I don't know, but Popham Holland probably doesn't take roy, because, you know, you don't need. need to be, you don't know, he definitely doesn't. I wish you did. I wish you did. I would love for him to

I don't. I don't. Like, like, like, fucking, like, I want every, like, I want every, like, I want, like, 50s cartoon Spider-Man. Yes, my problem is, I want, 90s cartoon Spider-Man, it's just walled up. My problem is I want everybody to be on steroids. That's my problem. I want everyone to just fucking get free shit. Because the, the thing is, like, just like free testosterone, because even women, man, this is the one thing that, because you know how they always talk about men, like, oh, oh, your low testosterone, your, your bones are weak, you're depressed, all the shit's happening and then you just look up it a little bit and then they're like I feel like a new person I'm good my sex stripe everything but women too and that's one thing women are getting left behind in

the dust because women on overwhelmingly never get on TRT because and they should because even though their levels are way lower on average because they're women they still need to be at a certain average and then some women are below average there and then they feel worse they're depressed they're fucked up too and people are starting to finally get to the science isn't really caught up in like say your endocrinologist, which is fucking annoying, but like say clinics, clinics are starting to get very hip to that shit.

Women going through menopause and all that stuff. Like they need their hormones regulated so they actually feel like a fucking normal person. I know that one of my good friends has a polycystic ovary syndrome, I think it's COS. And that apparently fucks up your hormone output to the point that you just won't have your period at right times. Or they'll be like extremely painful.

And since one of my friends has that She's like I thought about getting put on More estrogen or something Just in general like this yeah whatever she needs man You know whatever she needs But it's like it's hard because that shit That that tech now that like science is like 40 years old If that

If that's a very new science If she goes to a private clinic They'll take care of her The problem is when I went through my doctor For a fucking year I dealt with this shift I dealt with my hormones being fucked up for like a year from like early 2020

like the start of the pandemic until about May or April of 2021 was when I finally gave up on my doctor because they were just playing games and I went to a clinic and they treated me the same fucking day I brought my blood work to them and they're like oh yeah you're fucked up

here we're gonna start you on this level and then a month later I felt like normal again and then I slowly started feeling like it was it was so upsetting that I dealt with that shit for a fucking year because I couldn't imagine living like that much longer Not like I would off myself, but meaning that, like, the way that I felt, the way that I felt living like that for a while.

But anyway, I don't want to get too. Here's how you get out. I want to start balding. So I'm going to take a lot of testosterone. So I start balding real fast. So I've so much shit up here. Get your level to like 3,000. Get your level to like total testosterone, like 3,000.

You'll be bald. But I'll be an animal. Like the kinks that I'm going to be like, oh, it's good guys. You should wash your hair with, uh, wash your hair with Nair. I have already. They have it. I have. And I lost some of it, but it's, it's, it's a resilient bastard.

Just get, um, you ever get, you know, um, texturizer that black folks use to relax their hair? Yeah. Put that in your hair for fucking an hour. Your hair will be gone. Bro, I remember when I, my aunt, my aunt permed my hair, right? And what happens is when you perm your hair, you know that when your hair starts burning, you take it out. Obviously, it knows you're burning your scalp. It took for my shit to start straightening.

I'm not kidding. It took 45 minutes. for me to feel anything. That's like when I had like braids and acts bigger hair than I did now. And my aunt was like, is your hair, it's your head burning it? And I was like, nope. And then my aunt brought me home. I brought me home with a perm.

And I remember my grandma was like, what the fuck did you do to him? I looked, I must look like Cat Williams. It must have been something fucking egregious. But I remember there was one picture of it taken by my sister. And I want to ask her for it. But I don't know if she still has it, but there's going to be a picture of little me with a perm. My grandma, I've never seen my grandma that mad at anybody in my life.

She was like, he looks ridiculous. I can't send him to school like that. I had to wear a hat for two weeks. Oh, you did. You should have fucking got, you should have got spikes like a white boy. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Yeah, he would have gotten, like, he would have gotten touched on.

By family members, by the cops. The cops would arrest me at that age. They're an anarchist. They would have arrested me. anarchist. You don't look like I expect you to. That's not good. That's not good at all.

Stop being different from what I expect. Let me see the drugs, boy. Let me see them. Unusual character design. What do you got? What do you got on you? You can tell that NPC is important. You can just tell the way he looks.

Like, he's wearing armor. This guy's probably, this guy's probably up to something. He's probably useful. You know, I actually had a cop walk up to me with his hand on his fucking gun? Like, I was with my, I was with my buddy, Hey, Seuss.

We got stopped. And then the motherfucker was walking up to the car and he was fucking hand was, I was like, what the, I looked at him like, what the fuck is like, what is this? Like, why would you do that? It probably just like, oh, sorry, it's a force of habit. He's probably used to, you know, working in L.A. No, no, no. I was actually in my hometown, which it has consisted of probably like six black people or something. That's why I was so scared.

It's like seeing a rare Pokemon that you don't know if it's going to be violent or not. You're like, oh, man, I got his Pokemon already. Dude, the only reason I live in L.A. is I never got fucked with the cops because the cops only fucked with like actual like their cars are falling apart. They clearly don't have like light. You know, like, so my car was normal. So they had no reason to fuck with me. In my hometown and around surrounding areas, since there wasn't very many black people in those areas, I got pulled over too much and I wouldn't be doing anything. A motherfucking cop pulled up next to me one time and he was looking at me, got behind me and pulled me over. And then after he's like, oh, I, I thought. you want wearing your seatbelt. I'm like, you were right next to me, you piece of shit. Of course you saw I was wearing a seatbelt. I've actually, I've had no cop problems in California. I got pulled over once. No cop problems in California. New York where we lived, oh God, all the time. Hold on. All the time, bro. It was hilarious. Wait, wait, wait, what, what a, what a situation you got. I think there's a little bit

of a difference between out here because where we are is very particular. It's not like we're not really in a place that's particularly patrolled. Also, we do our work indoors. That's very true. All the time. Before, before, before when I was actually an outside worker, not a content creator.

You know, like it was, I never, like, never. Right, but even then, but you didn't drive. You know what I mean? That's your area is pretty nice, too. Oh, yeah, we live in a good area. It's like, it's like, my area was like, my area was nice, but it was also very like, it was North Orange County,

which Orange County is pretty much the start of like, conservative conservatism so i think that's why i got fucked with a little bit more um just because it's like oh hey boy you shouldn't be driving around here at least they think and i'm like then they hear that why it's called is that why it's called orange county because it's red but not really it's just starting to become yeah maybe it's like almost the further south they go just the more races it becomes it's pretty funny it's crazy i thought san diego was liberal i thought san diego was very liberal then i got done it i was like oh no the city of san diego's pretty liberal relative technically

because of the the commerce and stuff that's involved with it, but the culture and it being also a military town. You talk about politics. Yeah, it is. It is. That's right. Yeah. You talk about me marrying one of my homies. And it's just like,

what'd you say? Would you say we don't talk about it? That's like Floyd. That's like Floyd Mayweather being like I don't, it's like Floyd Mayweather being like I don't want to take no picture with some kid with some guy with colored nails or whatever the fuck. Who was that? I don't remember that.

I saw it trending on, uh, I can't remember. I saw it on a Twitter account that would that compiles amazing knockouts. For some reason, it was there. That was there. He didn't punch him. He didn't punch him there, but like it was, dude. He thought about it.

So many, so many. I love watching street fights on, on those Twitter accounts. Can I tell you? They're pretty cool. It is, it is wonderful. There's this one, this great one of a guy. The story is, I guess, like, some guy hit, uh, this is. other guy's 75 year old mother or something

and then he walks up on him and he's like what the fuck did you do and he's just tossing him around like a babe it is the craziest thing he's like beating him down like it really is like the weirdest and then he tries to run away

and then he runs for his car he slips and bashes his head into the tire and that he comes and keeps hitting him I love when people who deserve it get mollywapped It is pretty fun. It is a great thing to see.

For me, I've gotten really accustomed to watching like area effects where like there's this video where these two like little black kids are fighting at a bathroom and one's by a wall and one comes out of crowd. He's doing like a little jig. Like he's like doing like something to prep himself up and he punches the other kid. The other kid flies back into the wall.

And I'm like he old code him after he did a little jig. He did a little fucking dance. and then knock this guy unconscious. And it's so many of those, so many of these little, like, little ceremonial, little ceremonies they do just before they make contact, and people just falling asleep. I will never see one that's better than the guy dipping his hand in the urinal and then punching him. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, he just punches, and then it goes in the urnacle, and then he pulls it back and does poison damage. It is, I love that so much. That's a grenade. The grenade is the... That is the... That's a guy

that has a fucking grenade. That's a different genre to me. That's... That's... That's not a street fight. That is... That's just... That's a video game.

That's Into the Badlands. It's a game, bro. Into the Badlands. Anyway, all right, let's move on to some questions. Let's do it. Before we do that, just a quick shout out

to everybody who's been doing art and animations for our show. It's fucking dope. Yes, sir. It's a great... The Spotify wrapped is a really cool thing to see, especially at the end of the year. It's like really reinvigorating, but those animated things and those, the fan art and all that shit is equally as awesome. And just a huge shout out to all you guys.

Appreciate you. Yeah. Thank you guys so much for everything. Super flattering. And, yeah, let's, let's pick it up. Oh, it's not a lot. Make sure somebody does Big Sweeney's house. Let's not do that.

I mean, make sure someone draws that. At least use my, it used to me when I had facial hair at least because I had like a nice ass beard for a bit, but then I cut it yesterday. Yeah, I don't know why you keep, I don't know why grown-ass men keep, I lined it and it was a little too low. So it was like my little bit down here and it still looked nice, but I was like, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna get rid of it. If I could grow a full beard, I would never, even if I fucked it up, I would still keep it. I can grow a full beard now. Thank God.

It only took me 27 years in my life. Yeah, I'm 34 and I still can't. Damn, bro. That's crazy. Yeah. It's my dad's jeans. he had you're not being up at all that's why bro I just I had nothing my I had no

my my dad had no hair and my brother is older than me he's probably like what I think he just turned 38 or something and he doesn't even have a mustache right at all like there's nothing there's literally I asked him one time this was years ago but I asked him I was at we're out a wedding I was like hey how often you shave he was like I don't I was like what

what do you mean there was nothing there I was like you know you don't have like a straggly chin thing nothing some people People are just born without it, bro. Yeah, some people are just fucked. Some people are just lucky, man. So I got to, I got to double my testosterone and then so I can actually get a beard. Dude, bro.

Start taking a bunch. Take that shit to the point that your dick's always hard. You start gaining, you start, like, you want to do pushups all the time. And you can't speak, you can't speak without getting angry, bro. Get to that point. I technically could do more, but I don't want to. Do it, man. Fucking, get it.

No, I'm not. I'm good. I'm good where I'm at right now. You're not living life, man. All right. Are we good? Yeah, go for it. All right.

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John Snow invented pussy. No, John Snow invented eating pussy rodin. He says, what's up? The good, the bad, and the ugly. I've been watching since Chris was just hair and glasses. I can't keep donating, but I wanted to show my support for all the good times you guys have given me over the years. Much appreciated, man.

My question is this. What type of futuristic technology would you never be able to trust and why? It's a good one. Robot pets? Robot pets? Yeah, never mind. totally down for that. I would take a Boston Dynamic bot right now. Oh yeah, me too.

Totally. Never, never, never over a... I don't know if I could love it in the same way, obviously, but like, it'd be kind of a cool thing to have. That's, that's more of a, that's more of a fucking iPhone that walks around. It's not a pet. That's not my homie, bro. I can give it a moot. I would never, I would never hug a robot. Like, I'd never hug anything that's a

robotic. I can never do that. You'd fuck a robot, but you wouldn't hug one. Absolutely. It's fucking it's one. That's like using a urinal. I'm not hugging a You know, I'm not hugging a fucking, I'm not hugging my bed really, you know. God damn, dude, fuck. I wouldn't hug a woman. Would I hug a urinal? Holy fuck.

That's not a woman that's a robot. It's a difference. I wouldn't hug a woman either. I hate that Sweeney's like the bigots in like, whenever there's like sci-fi's, there's always those bigots that like are so against like the robots and the AI and shit. I'm not a big anymore. Remember you, you guys revealing me to Mass Effect or made me resent a lot of my ignorant notions I had towards aliens.

I'm completely protein alien. Cool. But now you're, but you need to now, you're basically against Edy. You're like, you don't, you don't consider her, like, as a genuine, like, ally or a person. No, I do. You wouldn't. I do. But I wouldn't show it emotions that I would show a real creature.

There's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with it. It could vote. It could vote for it once. I'll march for it. I'll fucking, I'll stand. I'll stand in a rain for it. I'll respect it.

But I won't hug it. It's cold and metal. I'm going to get cold from hugging it. So by the nature of what it is, you're just like, I can't hug that. It's cold steel. This can't, this thing can't feel me hugging it. What's the point of me hugging it? What if they become like, you know, the T-800s or whatever, like the Terminator,

where they actually have skin over their fucking skeletons and shit? I'd be like, well, that's crazy. You're still a fucking liar. You're a fucking liar, but I got you. Oh, my God, bro. All right. I would high five one of those things. All right, all right.

So Sweeney's is robot pets. Derek. Technology from the future that you wouldn't trust. I wouldn't trust, man. I can't. Off the top of my head, I can't think of a single thing. Like,

I think everything's just going to be better. I'll give you, what do you got? I'll give you one because, and I, John Snow invented eating pussy actually wrote this in, and I didn't say it because it is also mine.

But it's teleporters. And for the same reason for the same reason that he writes, I don't think it would work. I think I sincerely believe, and this is not necessarily a unique thought, but I don't think it would teleport you. I think it would kill you and clone you,

and your clone would end up wherever the fuck you were going. And I think from your perspective, and from your perspective, you would die. And then another you would start doing things. Yeah, but it's not you anymore. Oh, it's another you.

It's not you yourself. your you is gone there's another you the whole idea of transferring consciousness at all like that just doesn't like it can't even the idea of that there would even be a clone of you and then it's just sitting like and not just like a pile of meat like I just don't I don't even think that would ever happen

ever the thing is that teleporting like that is I don't think you can transport consciousness I just don't think that's possible yeah I don't think so either what happens is the idea of bending space is the idea we'd use for teleporting not so much the one the one where you just take your matter

deconstructed and reconstructed. We would try to find a way to bend two points right next to each other. So you'd walk through one door that we would assume would like, you'd walk through a door and you'd go from your bedroom to China. Because the two points in space are right next to each other.

I'm just wondering if bending will distort gravity enough to where it would be unsustainable to actually travel through that. I don't know. I don't think it would not, because that's not, but you're just bending. You're just pretty much for a moment

making those two places to be right next to each other. I don't think they would distort gravity. I don't know. I'm not a physicist. I'm saying that right now. I don't know shit about this. Obviously. I don't know shit about this.

But I know the idea of that being a thing. Of course we don't know shit. Because I know someone's going to be like, Sweden, you're so fucking dumb. Let me tell you why you're done. It's like, oh, no. Imagine somebody, imagine somebody, imagine the person that invents teleportation

ends up being like a listener of this. Like a listener of this show ends up creating teleportation. And they're like, guys, look, I did it so it's not going to kill you. I wouldn't trust it I mean I would go through it first bitch I'd be like go through it first No but I still wouldn't try

Because like what comes out is just going to be Something that is convinced it didn't die Yeah because its perspective Continues because it's like a new Perspective but it has all the memories that have no Idea then what then who cares No no because you still die You still are gone

Yeah but But when you say you were gone So how do you know you're gone Think of it like this there Think of it like this You put a Like I'm saying like how do you know you're gone. Like how would you would be gone? You wouldn't, you wouldn't know. You finish.

Yeah, so you wouldn't know so you'd be a fucking cares. No, because it would be a cut to black. I want to continue. You would just be killing yourself. So, no, but you say it, like, you, it would be a cut to black, but would your consciousness travel into that new hush? No. No. So then you would know. So then you, they would be, you would be consciously aware that, like, I am not the same person. No, because for that clone, it would be a fade to black and then maybe like a fade in. Because if it's a fade in, but then there would be consciousness would be transferred then. No, no, no, no. It's not like that.

Yes, it would have to be, because then that consciousness would have to have all of that memory and data that was stored. And you have to be aware of what just happened. Listen, listen, listen, you're right in that sense, in the sense that it is a copy of the consciousness. But it is not your continuing. Yeah, but I'm saying. From your perspective, you walk into a machine and then it's, you're gone, you're dead. And then some husk that is ostensibly you. It has your memories of up until that point.

and then it can continue on. But like that's for that person. Like that's for that. I don't get to experience it. I understand what you're saying about it. But like, just because I don't think consciousness can be transferred, I think that's an impossibility of there being a copy of you ever. And then still being conscious and thinking it's them.

Well, that's different than consciousness. How did you, how did your consciousness end? And then all of a sudden one was just, it just doesn't do anything for me. Well, it's just telemet. Well, it's just telephal. It's all nonsense. But I would imagine that I don't think there's a way to transfer consciousness, but I would imagine that we would get technology that's sophisticated enough to at one point

create an exact copy of the brain. I do think that's possible. And I do think that's impossible. And I do think you'd be able to kind of approximate some semblance of a consciousness or at least mimic. I think that's possible. At least mimic it with technology, like an AI thing. and plants it onto that new brain or something?

Yeah, but it wouldn't be, it wouldn't be like you live forever. It would be the same thing like you live, you living after you die in the sense that like your kids continue. You know what I mean? Where it's like, it's not really fucking. Yeah, that's stupid. You're not immortal. You just fuck someone.

Anyway, let's, uh... I can't do this, man. Next. That shit like that makes my brain fucking feel weird. It makes me feel like more, more than I am. I don't like it. Well, look it. At least, we all sound stupid, so at least there's that.

So, all right, let's move on. At least we don't know what we're talking about it. for it to be really scary. Lucy and Page wrote in. He says, Sweeney loves to shit on Eminem a lot. So I'm curious, what do you guys think about

Dr. J. 50 cent and the rest of aftermath? Also murder ink, but that might be too old school for you guys. How do I? Of course I don't know. What does he mean too old school?

I don't know. I'm just reading. Don't attack me. I need to know what that person is. Write it again and tell me your age because that's a wild statement to say. Yeah. That's like Snoop and all that mother motherfuckers

and all that like West Coast shit. I, I, in fact, Eminem is a very talented rap. I just make fun of him a lot because everybody sucks his dick. When modern Eminem is dog, he is new music, his new music is not good. Like, I don't know why people fucking ride so hard for modern Eminem even though we like we all are aware that. I don't think anybody rides for modern Eminem, do they? Well, no, modern. I'm talking about modern Eminem for anything from like 2003 to like now. That was not good music. People say it was I'm sorry it wasn't. You can't

You can't say that's good music when people like Jay-Z were released in like Blueprints and like the black albums. Like that's just, it's insane to argue that. But I love 50 Cent. I love Get Ridicter Die Trying is one of my favorite albums ever. I love The Massacre as well. I thought it was really good. Dre. I enjoy Dre.

Hot pot. Hot, tot. Shop on the pot, chop, chop, chop, and drop. I like Dre a lot. I think he's one of the best producers ever. He's really, she reps California hard. I think he's. He produces my personally my favorite beats.

Drake? Personally, I mean... Ever? You know, you're a Cali cool, kid, you know? I'm a Cali, cool kid. I respect that. Even, like, say, uh, low, good kid, Mad City, um, the recipe is one of my favorite fucking beats.

That is very much so, that is very much so a Drake. A Dre, sorry, not Drake. Drake, Drake, fucking creation. Yeah. I, I, I'm a big, I just, I just, I don't know, man. It speaks to me. But yeah, I am. You're a Cali boy.

I make sense. I'm West Coast. For me, I would go easily, like, DJ Premier or academic or something like that, but I'm also from New York. So that makes sense. Or static select, you know, like, I get it. But that's fair. Premier is, uh, is, is a, is a, is a safe answer.

Yeah. But I'm also from New York and like, you know, we're, but we got to talk about this. We got to talk about this. Wait, so the, the question person, why did he mention murder ink again? I need a, could you run that back to me? Oh, he just said also, like, like, he's inquiring about them Oh, about murder ink

Because Drake Dre was involved with them You know obviously No no no no no no murder ink Was Like all that fucking Yeah Ashanti God you know

Godd you know Goddia Started that shit I know I think he's Murder That was the Pretty sure that was murder ink record You're thinking of death row Death Row is what he's

I think that's what he meant Death Row records yeah You think that's what he meant With Snoop Pac and all them Oh you think you think the question Or met death row since he was talking about these people and not murder ink

Okay Like even like that murder ink is a throwback That is a throwback That does make sense if he actually I mean death row I don't care I don't care about all this black music I know I get it

No this specific thing Where's the guitar No no Where's the base? The second I heard The second I heard that there was a There was a contention as to what He was even talking about

I was like no This is over It's gone I don't Like, we can't even agree of whether or not it's death row or murder ink that we're talking about. Now it's fuck.

Chris, what do you think about Dr. Dre and with 50 cents? I like Dr. Dre more than I like 50 Cent. I think 50 cents kind of... I think I'm more used to hearing this stuff from 50 Cent that was like more popular and I didn't care for it that much in comparison to Dre, which I feel like I've heard a lot more of

just through exploring and I think I like it more. Dude, get Richard die gay is a fucking great album. And the massive of your... too, man. That shit, bro, that's real, that's real nga music, though. That is, the issue now, the issue now is that a lot of, it's really difficult for me to find albums in the sense that like, because streaming is so popular and, and I don't, it's, I don't know, I feel like back when we used to listen to things on CDs, I feel like albums had a little bit more of a identity or something. I couldn't agree more, man. it feels weird now.

Even listening to concept albums. For example, even it felt weird listening to, um, um, uh, oh my God. Butterfly?

Not butterfly. At the time, it was kind of, I was just getting into Spotify, really. I was still kind of, I was still kind of fucking with albums a little bit around that time.

Um, it was actually his latest album. The, and the Big Steppers? Yeah, yeah. Miss Moran. It was,

it was, it, it felt, so weird to me. And not only that, it was because, like, I watched this dude that used to, he used to work with the hip hop DX. Now he's called The Company Man. He has his own album. He does these breakdowns. And I felt the same way he did about that album where he's like, you know, there's some on here that, like, I just, the replay value is much lower. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's bangers, but then there's like a lot of replay value that just doesn't seem like, when you want to listen to the album front to back, like a lot of people making albums like that,

for example, that it just doesn't feel like something you want to do. It almost feels like let me put these singles in a playlist and then I'm done. Yeah.

Yeah, so, but my point is, but my point, well, my point is that it's, it's just harder for me to feel, like if somebody goes like, oh,

this album is great. And I just have to be like, did I hear that one? You know what I mean? Because I just, I know, I've heard, and everything's jumbled together,

yeah. I listen to new shit every day and I've very rarely, pay attention to the album that it comes from. It's usually just like, is this song good? Okay, it's good. Let me check out this band. Then, like, I'll shuffle through,

I'll just shuffle through their entire discography and then I'll just like, I'll add shit at random. There's a lot of, like, in order to really know an album well, I have to really, really love that band already. And there's very few, there's very few artists that I can say that I pay attention to enough to really,

um, grasp that. All I know is that I've heard enough 50 cent and enough Dr. Drey to know that, like of the two of them I definitely I would hand it to Dre a little bit more and early Eminem is dope I was listening to Infinite earlier today

that's one of my favorite songs that is amazing Eminem but that's also 1996 you meant to hell I was infamous infamous no of course but I mean it doesn't discredit that that's amazing yes I agree I but I would say Eminem up until up until the release of the Eminem show was a fantastic fucking rapper

arguably one of the best wordsmith ever but that was a long time ago people have to admit that yeah people don't admit that I meant for me Iron Pond wrote in he says hey there Sweene

Chris and the follower of Slanesh I don't know what any of this means This question is more for Sween and Derek First off I want to thank Sweene and Derek For talking about the Dragon Age series Series I was a blind spot for me for a long time And after hearing you to talk about I decided to get the collection on sale

I'm happy to say that I love the series now and regret not playing them sooner. Awesome. First game is a masterpiece. The second's a bit disappointing, but not bad, and the third is great. With that being said,

with that being said, are you guys worried about Dragon Age dreadwolf? Especially when you consider VyWare's recent track record, I feel like if this game fails, it'll not only kill the franchise but also the company. If this fails, they're done.

I have no faith in them left because they're working on, not only that, they're going to reboot me. boot mass effect. They're continuing it. The, the, one of the canon, that we know what's canon 100% now, because you know, as you've known, sweetie, they have multiple endings.

You have to have known about that. So they have a canon now. And so I'm already like, oh, Jesus Christ, I hope. So first, Red Wolf will have to come out. And I'm just like, one thing that scared me is, what was the company, I can't even remember their name anymore. Who were they working with their engineer, the engine they were using to make...

Frostbite? Frostbite, thank you. And they, I can't believe they pulled learning about how they were doing with Frostbite. I can't believe

they pulled Dragon Age out of their ass. They were like, I guess it was a fucking miracle that it actually functioned properly because we saw how Andromeda turned out.

That engine is not built for that at all. Like Frostbite, Frostbite is clearly a first person shooter engine. It's not built for a game like Dragon Age. There's so much shit

going on on this camera. And I guess they've had a deal because they must have had a very long deal because they kept fucking working with them. And because they said how much of it was so hard to deal with Dragon Age Inquisition and you saw Andromeda. And I'm like, I don't know what engine I'm assuming. I don't, I have, I want to know as little as possible because I don't want to stress myself out.

Look. Because. And the fact that it's been fucking already eight years since fucking Inquisition came out. I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? Rockstar makes games like fucking in about this time. Like, that's, I expect Rockstar to have this length. Not fucking Dragon Age. That's happening a lot now, though.

Like, I mean, fucking Rocksteady did Arkham Knight in 2015, and now they're just getting ready to release something else. Right. So. Look, I know people that worked on that game and they, good thing they delayed it. All I got to say is very good at they delayed that game. People would have been very sad because that game has a ton of potential, but it's just, thank God it got delayed. but Dragon Age is such a well-regarded like CRPG, like very classical RPG franchise

that if it doesn't come out well, it will die. They're making a chauffeur and everything. They're doing a lot of push for Dragon Age. It's been a dead franchise for a little bit. And I'm scared because Inquisition, though it was a good game, it was not the game any of us expected after playing a Dragon Age one or two.

So we'll see. I'm very scared. I'm very scared. I actually just picked up. Katie was hounding me because Katie loves Dragon Age. She was like, oh, yeah, I was going through the Steam Summer Sale or whatever.

Not the Steam Summer sale. It's obviously not summer. But the Steam sale, there was like a Steam Black Friday, Cyber Monday sale or whatever. And Dragon Age Inquisition was like $7. And I was like, maybe I should get it if it's that cheap.

It's a great game. And she Venmoed me the money. She was like, buy this. And I was like, you're fucking stupid. He sent me $7. And I was like, all right, I guess I have no excuse. So I have it now.

I've been gifted games for that very reason to. Yeah. You gotta play this. Lily, Lily seven way to buy Animal Crossing, literally. She was like, hey, buy Animal Crossing. And I was like, I got you. Like, shit that you normally would have to. She didn't get it.

Yeah, that's, that's wild. It's more than 70. You care? She's just like, buy this game. You have to get it. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah. But I do it, man.

I fuck it. Dude, I also got to say that the theme, the theme for Dragon is in position is so good. So good. It's so good. The game is really fun I actually I played it a lot

when I first came out and I went back to it and there's a lot of elements in it that I really enjoy and what I do like about the combat a lot is that they basically balanced it

to a point where if you're a fan of the old school and if you kind of like do you want to feel like you're doing more I think they did a pretty decent job with it like because some people

criticize because you know Dragon Age's combat was basically similar to Codor or you engage and you can go make a sandwich essentially. Especially two.

Especially two. Two, you could get up and fix your, you could do renovations to your house. Are you sure? I thought two was like button mashing was like slashing was like slashing and hack and slash. Two was you had to like. But one, the one was definitely more like stationary.

Like we're like here. Let and deal with enemy because it was early bioware. Yeah. But I don't know. I don't know what, uh, uh, I guess the people that didn't like Dragon Age Inquisition, I don't really know exactly what their gripe was. Um, um, it 100%. I mean, I'll say this. I, I played a little bit of it on Xbox a long time ago. And I, I just, I thought it was fine. I just, I didn't, I don't know. If you weren't really into the

story, because I feel like that's the most important thing about it. Um, that, I'll give it another shot, but I, I remember that was a while ago as well. That was like, what, 2014 or something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The story was so captivating. That was what really gets because it was never 100% about the gameplay just the story amazing the characters getting to know them and then the cliffhanger the second one and then like finally the third one another fucking cliffhanger

and that's why it's like all these years later I'm like bro I barely excited the cliffhanger of three I'm barely excited ridiculous that was like the cliffhanger there was no clifering one and there was two and I was like oh okay and then you play origins you're like

oh it's this motherfucker it's just like ah it's this dude I hate you. I'm not going to spoil anything for anybody. Well, it's been a long time, but I'm not going to spain anything or anybody.

All I got to say is that with the, with the, also be aware, the bioware team that is going to be making that game is not the biowware team. People have to understand.

BioWare is not that group anymore. That's not the Cotor. Yeah. Dragon Age one in two groups, Mass Effect One. And should they're, Oh, Casey Hudson, they're a long time in the,

didn't he like, Casey Hudson fucked off twice. He had he twice. There's, look, there's, there are very few, there are very few studios

in the AAA space that exist in the same capacity that they existed a long time ago. There's very, I think maybe, honestly, probably crystal dynamics

and maybe like a handful of other, um, Sony first parties are probably, where next probably two in GamePree. Other than that, other than that,

other than that, everyone else is gone. Everyone's migrating. Everyone's moved around. Everyone's, uh, the bungee, Bungy today is not Bunchy 2007.

It's a very different place. BioWare's team all went into like actual science fields. They're gone. Let's, let's breeze through some of these real quick. We're kind of at the end of the month. We might as well just get all these. Let's do it.

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When it comes down to non-monetized transportation, especially in a city context like New York, which would you three consider the best form of transportation? A bicycle, a longboard, or skates and scooters. I hope you have a great, I hope you three have a great day. I think it's pretty obvious, but what would you guys? I'm going to say bike. Yeah, obviously.

But biking in New York is dangerous, but still biking. Yes, I don't know. Would you, so you would have to ride in the street, right? and not on the sidewalk. Yeah, the issue is a longboard is just like, you're going to die on that thing, man. Like, you're going to die? Like, you think a bike is dangerous? I've seen people longboard and then, I've seen longboards.

Have you ever seen this, Sweeney? What? A longboard rolling, like rolling down the street and no one's on it. I've definitely seen skateboards do that. And I'm like, I wonder where that person ended up. And it's like, I've seen that more than once. At least like on a, I probably could count it on one hand, obviously, but like it's still more times than I should see that. It's like whenever you see a wheelchair turned on its side on the side of the street, it's like, oh, what happened here?

When you see that, when you see a wheelchair turn on its side and a little bit of blood, and it's not a lot of blood. A little bit of blood. A little bit of blood. You're like, oh, I'm in the wrong part of town. Yeah, I got to, this is wild. These are drogers, right? They fucking, like, oh, this person, and he can't move as fast. Eat him. eat

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What's up? Three rats that live in the sewers of my mind Recently I went to a weird owl concert with one of my Pepini brothers and got the honor of meeting him at the end of the show

He's a really cool dude Do you guys have any stories about meeting famous slash normal people that you've admired If not what are some people you'd like to meet

to make it interesting you can't say keep David, yeah, obviously. I know. It's a cheat code. I still want to meet... I need to meet quite a few people now that... So, fucking Jason David Frank, you know, right?

The Tommy Oliver and the Power Rangers universe, he offed himself. So it really kind of made me think when the time comes, I need to... Whenever there's an opportunity, I need to go. I put shit off all the time. He would always circulate in the rounds. He's been in my hometown multiple times. There's like a big comic show.

shop that opened up and he went there. And I'm like, eh, whatever. I don't get a fuck. I'll see him later eventually. I met like the black power union or stuff. I had to meet Walter Jones first. I met Walter Jones by mistake twice. Did you?

Yeah. Just by mistake. Just Braddow. I was at one time I was at a con. Chris, I think Chris is one of the times. No, did you ever go to a con with us?

I don't know if you were there or not. I never went to a convention with you. But there was one time where somebody bumped into me. And I would, because he's, he's small. Walter Jones is tiny, bro. He's like, well,

he's about my height or something. Really? I guess, I guess standing up. He looks much smaller than me. I'm probably tiny compared to you. I guess. Because I feel like you're not that short, but also we don't stand up next to each other. We're most of them.

We're just like sitting down, chilling, riffing about some bullshit. True, true. So I remember I bumped into him and I was just like, you're the black. You're the black range. He was like, yeah, dude. I took a pitch with him. And I was like, yo, dude, I loved your hip hop keto so much. And he was like, and he was like, thank you, man.

It was all for you. I was like, oh, this is so great. And then again, when I went to the same con a year or too late I bumped into him again and he was like dude again the same guy and I was like yo you remember to me and it was a really really like cool experience meeting him more than once and him actually

remembering my fucking lumbering ass I mean you're a big guy man I remember this towering dude look at this fucking sack of I have a weird interesting story was I don't know if I told this on the podcast guys that Deborah Wilson I'm pretty sure she was coming on to me did I tell you guys that

I think you told me that. A long, long time ago. Like that was like maybe episode like seven. Yeah, I was at a con. She was obviously there, but she was just, you know, in the crowd, just browsing. And I was like, holy shit. I was like, Deborah. I'm like, I loved you on Mad TV and blah, blah, blah.

Dude, she's doing a bunch of voice acting right now. I don't know what the hell is. Oh, yeah. She is blowing up. She was fucking. She was fucking Sabathoon and Destiny. She was fucking, she was in a Jedi Fallen Order. as that character.

She's a huge voice actor. She's also in what you call it, Cyre Punk. Yeah. She's, I was like, dude, what the fuck's going on?

She's like, isn't that weird? Isn't that such a weird trajectory to go from Mad TV to just like one of the biggest voice actors? Yeah. So, yeah,

so for the people that new listeners, um, I took some pictures with her. And if I can find them, I'll post one of them where she's like being, she's basically being very, I, if I,

if it wasn't Deborah Wilson, I would have pushed her off. You know, what are you doing? And she was like, like touching me a lot and really complimenting me and saying stuff like she was putting her hand on my chest and being very like you know we took a picture and she's like squeezing on and I'm like what is now maybe that's just her nature maybe she's just that type of person but it was also like

man if that wasn't Debra Wilson I would have been like what the fuck was like don't touch me don't fucking touch me bro he's got in on moments like that you know it's got to do it just for the culture just for the culture I would if if there was an opportunity if it wasn't just a con and there's like a place like hey let's go sit down and have some drinks or something maybe I would have like yeah let's go sit down at this fucking booth and let's go look at some graphic novels yeah it's not a good let's go sit down in your hotel I'm trying to remember a long time ago I met Tommy Wiseau I remember this story I still need to meet this guy and I met Tommy Wiseau at a screening

of the room I was on a date with with Gabby who's been on the podcast this is years ago This is probably like 2013. We went to a lot. We went to a screening of the room in Manhattan. We were the first people in line to meet him because we were that excited. Yes. And I'll never forget it. His hands felt like leather.

And he just was completely out of it. He had eight belts on his legs. And he goes like, you take picture, yeah? And he go, yeah, yeah. And he was like, yeah, yeah. And then the lady that took the picture took the bluriest fucking photo of us that it It sucks. It's the shittiest photo ever, but it's so awesome because it's like only, of course that would happen here.

It makes sense. And he wrote, he wrote, I can't remember the, he signed something for us. I think Gabby still has it. But it says to Gabby and Chins. So, just so you understand, he misspelled my name, Chris. When there is a character in his movie, literally named Chris M. That is a character

he knows that name, but he spelled it chins for some reason. So that is one of the funnier ones. I also met Seth Green, coincidentally also had a weird al show, which is very bizarre. Oh, interesting. And he was, I think he was kind of kind of having an off day. So I didn't

press it. I was like, hey, man, a big fan of yourself. I met method man in a bodega. That was the weirdest one for me. He was shit up in a bodega. I was in Harlem. I saw Anthony Mackey, I saw Anthony Mackey at a cigar lounge with Jalen. What the fuck? That is such a weird.

Was it before he was, uh, uh, recent, I think. This is in the, this is in the last like month or two. Oh, no shit. Like, he was, he was just chilling in the cigar lounge in downtown L.A. I don't exactly remember exactly where it was, or what it's called. It's like a cigar club. You have to, like, have a membership to get in there. And Jalen had it and he just invited us out.

And we were just chilling. And we were like, is that? No, no, no, uh, Jalen said, there's a falcon. in here. I go like, what are you talking about? And then he goes, like, the falcons back there. And I'm like, what the fuck you talk? Because I almost, I totally forgot that that was even a character in the, like, I knew

Anthony Mackey was a superhero in the Avengers, but I forgot that his name was the Falcon. It's such a nothing kind of character. And I didn't see the Falcon. I mean, he just is, you know, he's a great actor. I actually like him in everything that isn't MCU related. Hain and Gain-in-Ga-No, so good in that movie. I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But he was just in the back of the cigar lounge. No security or another. he was just like with this chick. I don't know what the Native American lady. And I was like, all right. You know, congrats or whatever. But that was,

that was just like we were just in, in the same room. That was a fucking bizarre one. Meeting me was always weird. When I met him, he was like, oh, it was a good kid. And I was like,

I met him and like, my got so excited so fast that I calm down by mistake. And I was like, what's up, man? How's it going? He was like, goody good, man. I was like, yo dude.

What took? I was like, to Cal was one of my favorite albums, man. He was like, thank you. I appreciate it. I was like, nah, man, I got to get something real quick and dip out because I was panicking. My brain was just like, be cool.

Be really cool to Method man instead of taking this picture with one of your favorite rappers. He asked you, bro. He asked you. He's so, dude. Apparently all of the Wu-Teng clan are like really cool people. And I just, my brain just got so excited that I couldn't. I was like, if I went to the picture with him, I would have cried. And I would have been terrible.

There's a handful of people. Like, like, I would love to meet Devin Townsend and. Tim McAwrath, the lead, the lead singer of a rise, I think that that would be pretty great. I think that can easily be arranged, you know? I think that scares me, though. Like, that's kind of the thing.

It's like I would like to, but also like I'm too scared to do it. Because I was a big fan of Justin Royland for a really, really long time, like ages ago. Like from, from like the VH1 acceptable TV days in like 2008. So when I saw that he was like doing Rick and Morty, I was like, oh, that's sick. That's very exciting.

And then I was in a bar with people. And there's like, somebody's like, hey, Justin's coming. And I was like, I had no idea who that, like what that meant. And he showed up. And no, no, I had no idea. And he showed up and I was so nervous because I was like I did not prepare for this at all. And this is somebody that I was like, so funny.

I don't know. It was just like, I definitely did not make an impression because I was like I'm trying to stay as far out of this as possible. That shit is exhausting. It was like, it was, I just didn't expect that. Because all of my friends around here, they just know huge people. They just, like everyone knows everyone, though. But like, here's the thing, man. With people, I feel like this needs to be said because, you know, we're nothing compared to like these A-list motherfuckers, right?

Oh, of course. There's still, like, this is the weirdest thing. I travel out to Vegas all the time because I live in North Vegas. I travel to Vegas all the time. Not a soul. I haven't ran to anybody that's recognized me. But for some reason, every time I was just, I bought God of War from fucking in GameStop because I wanted the physical copy. And I'm like, hey, hey, some black guy.

I love the snark tank pot. I'm like, what the fuck? I'm like to my favorite Rocco's pizza. Some assholes working behind there. And I'm just like, what the hell? Like, it just keeps happening. I'm like, why here? It's weird, yeah.

It happens a lot at food places. That happened to me in a five guys once and I felt so awkward. Dude, it's really funny. I went to Sephora with my girlfriend, one of my roommates. And some dude at Sephora recognizing. Some dude, that's a metaphor? And his girlfriend was like trying to get makeup. And he was like, honey, you can picture of me real quick and swine.

And he was like, dude, you're fucking. He was like some like little Hispanic dude. It was maybe like five, three. And I'm like six. I'm six three. And he's just like, go, dude, you're fucking huge. You're so funny, man. I love your shit in the podcast, man.

I was just like, thanks. And I went to Pasadena. And there was some guy like this, um, just like really like, uh, really nice tea place that sold like cold teas. And I met him there. And he was like,

dude, you're so cool. And he gave me a, me literally free meals. And I was so cool. And I gave him like a $20 tip, obviously because I don't want to be a fucking twas. I already prepared to spend how much money.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of another thing. It's like you kind of, you got to. Oh, every time. If I can, if I can, I'm going to do something nice, of course. Yeah, it's like, okay, well, you know me, so I'm going to be a little bit more, like, like obnoxiously. It's always, it's really disheartening because, like, just getting record, because every time I go to the gallery, I get recognized. Like, there's not, there's not been a time.

Why are you in the gallery that much? Well, I don't go very often. But every time I do go, I get recognized. In a large group of people, it's very, you have a pretty high likelihood of... Like, I'm an Americano and my friends just like talking to them. And also, you just stick out very well, very easily. I look very identifiable, I guess. Yeah, people, people like usually don't recognize me until I pass them.

And they're like, because I'll get messages. Like, oh, I saw you, I saw you here and I didn't want to bug it. By the way, it's fine. That was my point that I was trying to get to. that point right there that letting people know that it is fine and what I do now just to because I know some people don't want

because I know how it feels it was can even like say for example like the first time we hung out with or at least the first time I hung out with Ethan Klein right? Oh yeah yeah yeah to that thing. The barcade yeah the barcade and I didn't want like it's just that thing where I'm like I like taking pictures with my homies

but yeah me too yeah I was like I don't want to be like oh I'm just trying to fanboy on this motherfucker but I want to take some pictures. It's a cool moment. There's a cool memory. But I feel like he wouldn't have, wouldn't have mine, but my brain convinced me not.

And I feel like it's the same thing for people that run into us or anybody else. They're like, no, it is cool. We appreciate you because we wouldn't. Right? Yeah, yeah, no, totally. But your brain does it, though. I got into that mode a long time ago, too, like when I realized that, like, I was around people that were probably asked.

Like, I was good friends with people who were probably asked for photos a lot. That I kind of stopped taking pictures. and I feel bad about that because now it's like I do like having pictures and I like going back and like oh yeah I remember this day

I don't see pictures at all my memory is so shit the thing is like my memory sucks so like when I can see like I took one picture a long time ago of like John me Zach and

and a couple people at a bar like one and I was just like oh I remember that day because that was the day that was the day that just seeing the image like is like oh that's the day that's the day that John and I

got tackled into the bushes by the drunk man who stole our Uber then that there's like a whole fucking everything everything gets, it jostles your memory

and there's like a lot of days that it was like, oh, that was a fun day, I wish I took something. Right, right. And like, like, imagine not having, like, I have, uh, I don't remember most shit from the myth, uh, the, not mythcon, uh, the vikons that we went to. I, on the top of my head, I don't really remember shit, but I have like, uh, there, there's sections on my phone around those years. There's just a flood of all of that shit of what's like hanging out or doing this.

And I'm like, oh, that was fucking cool. And that's, yeah, yeah. So I really like moving forward, if, even if I meet someone, when I feel like that like, oh, normally I'd feel intimidated. I'm just going to fucking ask anyway because I feel like at the end of the day, most people appreciate it at the end of the day. They're like that people, it is a, because it isn't appreciated that people do it to you. No, totally.

And I know I like, and I just know I like seeing like whenever my parents or my family will like show me pictures of like random parties that they went to or like, you know, like it's fun to see that. There's always a story behind a picture, you know, so it's really cool seeing that. True. True. But it's just like, yo, don't, don't. The thing about me, it is weird for me is that my girlfriend's really normal-ish-esque-esque.

So she feels so awkward with my access for her pitcher. And she's like, I'm just going to wait over here. And she just like stands off into the corner. But that's normal, but that's like, that's the just normal etiquette. Like, what are you going to do? I know. And it's like, I'm taking a picture. And she's like, don't let that go to your fucking head.

You suck. And I'm like, all right. I guess. It's just a cool little moment. You don't get all. Like, we turn to like, oh, yeah, I'm fucking, I'm the shit now. Someone took a pigeon to the shit. Absolutely.

Don't feel bad about asking for pictures or saying hi if you see us. It's totally cool. But I think that's going to be it for today. Yeah, we are. We should probably tell them about the fact that we are going to start changing the platform of our podcast. Yeah, so, yeah. So there's going to be a Patreon update, I think. What did you say, Sweeney, tonight?

Yeah. There's going to be kind of a re. Things are going to be a. a little bit different, but we also are going to be doing extra episodes exclusive to the, so some people were wondering, it's like, where's the solo episodes? A huge reason to why that hasn't happened is because we want to kind of make it more than just that, and we are, I think the plan now is to have an extra episode, how often? Once a week.

Once a week. So basically, there's going to be a Patreon exclusive. episode. That's not going to be current events or you know, news or audience inquiry or anything like that. So like the main show will maintain its entire structure

and all that. It'll be just like extra content that's about a specific thing. And we're kind of trying to feel out what we want to do with it. This one is going to be the one that we're recording immediately after this show is going to be all about God of War

Ragnarok. So if you are into that. Full spoilers. Yeah, we're not going to... Yeah, yeah. Obviously, we're going to... Obviously, it's going to be pretty spoiler-heavy. But we're going to go into that and because we're all playing that and we're all super interested in it and we want to talk about it. But obviously, the main show is not a good idea because we don't want people missing out on a main episode just because there might be spoilers. So this is a way to reconcile that. Next week, we're not really sure. We're going to see how this one goes and then we're going to be taking suggestions at the end of that. So if you want to pop over and see some extra stuff,

come over to the Patreon. Those will never go free, by the way. That's all entirely Patreon exclusive stuff. So if you want to check us out, that's an extra episode once a week, starting fucking this week. If you're hearing this, I think the plan is if you are hearing this on free feeds,

then the episode should be up on Patreon. So if you want to check it out, give it a shot. Obviously, because the Patreon tiers are still kind of not done yet, I'm not going to go over through the normal rigamarole, but if you like what you heard today, consider supporting us over at patreon.com slash the snark tank. There's a bunch of tiers and all sorts of stuff,

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