The Snark Tank - #136: Can Superman Beat A Million SpongeBobs?

Episode Date: December 19, 2022

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Welcome to the Snark Tank podcast episode whatever. I don't know. We've done a lot of these. I lose count after the first hundred, I think. But we're back again. Just so you guys know, before we get into this, I hate to start. I hate to do this kind of like a rigmarole at the beginning of any podcast.

It's why we don't normally talk about anything else going on until the end of the show. but we have a couple of extra episodes already on Patreon for you guys to check out. Those are exclusive. We have a God of War kind of spoiler cast. We have a... We have our... We documented our writing process for Gadiocative,

which I'm sure if you listen to the show and if you follow our YouTube channel or our Twitters you have seen by now. And so we have the entire writing process of that recorded for those who are curious enough to check it out. There's going to be some extra fun stuff there as well going forward. We're doing one extra show a week. And, you know, it's really cool. But I want to start off.

We're going to get into the Game of the Year stuff, the Game Awards, because a lot of, like, ridiculous shit went down. In addition to just, like, you know, how the award ceremony went in general. But first, I want to ask you guys. how you're a specifically Sweeney how you're feeling now that you're a you're a music artist stop um this is um i don't look man the this is going to be my i've i've recorded music before right i've recorded dumbass mixtapes before right and they never saw the light of day because they were horrible now looking back should just release it because i released a gay parody of radioactive So it's very jarring that people

Maybe in the future Are gonna be like, yo You know what song slaps Sween's verse on Radioactive? On Gatoractive Did you have a... Because you did like I was listening to it and I was like

Where is he? Like where's Kingston? I didn't realize like Well I mean I mean Derek would know Yeah Kingston is well you can if you listen, especially on the first part of the verse, I, I duetted us. I wanted Sweeney, because Sweeney's voice is very low, so he's very baritone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If you have, like, especially if you have on headphones, you can hear the bass, particularly in the chorus. I would have, if I would have had more time to do it, I would have mixed it a little bit better to bring them up just a little bit more and put a little bit more bass. I mean, I think the mixing sounds, dude. I mean, I think the mixing sounds great. I was just, like, it sounds so good. It's funny how good it's like,

because there are so many people who are messaging us. I was like, yo, that chorus goes harder than the original song. And it does, by the way, which is embarrassing. It kind of does.

And let me tell you something. It's not hard. It is not hard to make that chorus go harder than they do. It is not difficult at all. The fact that we did that, like it is unironically a way better song than radioactive. Stop. It is.

It is. I like it. It is, but it's hilarious. It's hilarious. I'm going to tell you. I've never listened to the song Radioactive all the way through ever. You know, because even if I caught it in passing, it would just be, I don't know, I'm in a store or something. Yeah, you're not paying attention.

I'm not paying attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this was, okay, just to make sure the song, we've got the lyrics down and everything and the melody, that's the only time. But I've listened to Gadiouactive probably like 10 times. I've listened to it like back and forth. like it'll yeah quite a few times just really being like this is I was talking to I was talking to Jojo and I was like is this too good like is this like it's maybe it kind of makes it less funny that it that there's too much like no no it's not because I saw I saw a lot of I saw a lot of comments that were like what makes this even

funnier is that it is better produced than the original song like people are fucking laughing up a storm rude. That's so rude. It's like, yeah, they did a better job overall. They just did a better job than you guys did. When, when. When that I'm fucking butt comes in, it is so, it slaps, man. It slaps, man.

It's slats. That's going to be in my workout playlist, bro. Yeah, yeah, it's fucking, yeah, that was really cool. I like how easy it came together too. And how it is Within an hour We got it done And then we just fucking did it

Which also Paves the way for Some more scattered throughout time You know Probably 2023 There might be a couple of them Down the road You never know

Yeah who knows I really want to make a gate Covered a pretty young thing Pretty young thing That's hard That's a rough one Because that's a great That's a great song

So we're not gonna do better But But we will make it gay. You can do that. We can make it very gay. Dude, man. That's very true. I don't know. I feel like whatever whatever the vibe is, if

something, something will hit us and we'll know. We will know. Like, yeah, it'll, yeah. Oh my God, we should make enemies. You know how many times I said, oh, the enemies, everybody won't see my penis. No, no, no, leave a match of dragons alone. How many times I've heard that, I've said that exact

fucking bar. Just saying, man, we could just completely do a revamp of their own discography. I am not devoting myself to re-releasing every single Imagine Dragon song as a better version. I mean, that's how you fix them, though. I don't, it's not my responsibility. It's not my responsibility to fix them. It's not your responsibility, but it's, it's the ability you have.

It's not my responsibility to imagine dragons. I want the singer to hear this song. I, I got, I'm going to find out his name. and because I usually what I do, whenever I do a cover of something, like a regular one, not a gay one, I'll tag the artist afterwards and I'll put those emoji eyes where it's like, hey, check this out, you know, kind of a thing. Hopefully that they may check it out. And I notice that, and this kind of bugs me a little bit, that a lot of artists will see it, but they won't acknowledge it. And I remember one time when I got like official confirmation where I did a cover of system of a down. And no, none of the members said anything.

And I'm like, oh, okay, whatever, same shit. You know, they didn't respond. But one of, someone who I became friends with is so stupid, Amber Rose, who has a kid with Wiz Khalifa. Oh, my God. I got about that. Yeah, that weird shit, like, where she sent it to Shavo, the basis of system. And then they were talking.

And then, like, he was like, oh, yeah, that's pretty cool. Like, I saw it. And that's pretty cool. And I'm like, why the fuck did you say anything to me, bitch? You can't like you can't just like You can't even slap me a light bro You were friends with Amber Rose Right how did that happen again?

How? It's the stupidest thing So the funny thing is I When I've been making music lately I thought I want to get away from screams I was like I want to do less screams Because I just want to focus on Clean singing and kind of reach more people

But then I thought about it was like That stupid fucking Mario Judah cover I did Where I'm literally just It's just a cover of his song Die Very Rough and I'm just screaming the entire time. That got to Azalea Banks. She somehow found that shit.

And then when she posted on her story on Instagram, that's where Amber Rose found me. And then we were chit-chatting and stuff. And then she was like, oh, you should cover this. I kind of stopped talking to her after she wanted me to cover some Pearl Jam, like that song Black or whatever. I was like, bro, I'm not, I don't fuck. That's not, I don't do that.

Yeah, yeah. I can't even do that voice. I'm a-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. I fucking hate I hate Pearl Jam. That wasn't even close. I would ask you something. Yeah.

How do you hate Okay, look, look, look. I understand not liking Pearl Jam. How do you hate Pearl Jam? That's insane. Because I just dated. I don't know what he's saying. Even Flo.

You know, even Flood Jam so much. Just because of Joe. Just because of one of our friends. I didn't have a car. So every time he went somewhere. He's a big fan of Pearl Jam. Of course he is. Now, he's a, I don't think he's a.

Pearl Jam guy. He'll put He's absolutely a big Pearl Jam fan. I don't think. I've never heard Joe talk about Pro Jam at all. He's more, he's more Metallica than Pearl Jam. Yes.

No, he is definitely a Pearl Jam fan. He's a huge Metallica fan. He's a Guns and Rose's guy. Like classic rock and hair metal. He's that all his shit. Guys, let me ask you something.

I don't know if I'm in the minority here, but does Axel Rose absolutely sound terrible to you? I don't know because I don't know enough acts of rose. When I hear, he's in Guns and Roses, the singer of Guns and Roses.

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this year and each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on awesome so how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan what would I do if I got into an accident probably the easiest way is dialing pound law that's pound 529 from your cell phone we are always open our call center is always waiting need to take your call 24 7 365 wow dan morgan from morgan and morgan america's large injury law from thanks for coming by the show thanks for having me visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you he when i hear anything welcome to the jungle sweet child of mine when i hear those songs

the music sounds fine to me but when i hear axel he sounds like a fucking bird to me he sounds like a squawking bird that's trying to peck your eyes out he sounds like a sweet child my He sounds like a... He sounds to me. And I'm like, when I hear it, I cringe. I think it works well. What is it? I think it works well for the...

This is so crazy delay going on, but we'll work through it, I guess. But there's... I think he sounds fine when he's paired with the music. You know what I mean? Like, I think it works well enough to the point where it's like, Sweet Child of Mine is a famous song, not just because the fucking guitar is cool. music is good, but because I do think he does well with it.

But it's, it's kind of like ACDC. Do you remember how, like, I think, I can't remember who it was. They took Angus Young's vocals off of, like, an ACDC song and put it on, like, a traditional instrumental, and he sounds like a dying dog. And it is a terrible voice. Do you watch Red Letter Media at all? Of course, yeah. You watch, uh, okay, yeah, so there was a, there was a clip.

which horror movie they were reviewing, but they started like, it basically made him sound, he just went a little bit smegal with it, but it was, it was like interchangeable. It was like, is this ACDC or is this fucking smigel? And it was like, or what is his name, Gollum, Gollum, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, yeah, precious or whatever. And he's doing the, the, what is it, shook me all night long. And it's, if you just look that up, red letter media, it's the funniest fucking

clip because it's so funny. It's funny that you mentioned red letter media because like right now I'm playing this game, this high on life. It's called High on Life. It's Justin Royland's new game, the creator of Rick and Morty, obviously like a lot of animations throughout the years as well. He put out this game called High on Life and in the game, like it's totally optional. You might not even see it.

but like you can get this like you can warp to a movie theater and in the movie theater a movie is playing and in the in the front row there's like three aliens and they're sitting and they're like making fun of the movie and it's just it's it's them it's red letter media they got the guys from red letter media to make that's pretty funny to make fun of this movie just for the and you can sit through the entire fucking thing you can watch all of this like obscure 90s movie like the whole hour in fucking 30 minutes with their commentary in the movie it is in the movie there's several movies in that game too that you could just sit in your living room and watch I think Tammy and the T-Rex

which has like it's a real it's a real 90s movie with like oh my god I think Paul Walker is in it obviously pre-crash but I think Where the Why did you say that?

And the T. Oh, is it too soon? What? Rex. Just let Corp. Just let Corp's walk a rest, all right? What is wrong with y'all? Tammy and the T.Rex.

Obviously, the wall's not in a movie. It's him, not the wall. Denise. Denise Richards. That was the name that I couldn't remember. But it's a real movie from December of 1994, and the whole movie is in that game. Is she the girl from Look Who's Talking?

I don't know. I just know that name is famous. Denise Richards. Why do I know that? Is that her name? Is that the girl from Thucos talk? Why do I care so much? I don't know.

I don't even know. Denise Richards. Denise Richards was in two and a half men. She was in Blue Lagoon Awakening. The real housewives. She died recently. Oh, did she just die? Yeah.

No way. Yeah, she just died like a week. She died. Oh, my God. Why? Why? I don't know. I've seen, look, who's talking so many times.

Have you? That, like, I care a little bit about this. You know, I just found out that, oh, my, actually, this is disrespectful. I forgot her name. But she's the chick that sang in the movie Greece. She was the main chick. She played Sandy. Yeah, like four months ago.

Yeah, she passed away, too. Yeah, I didn't know that. And the only reason is because I brought, this movie got indoctrinated to me because I live with four stepsisters and they would watch Greece all the fucking time. So the point where I am, I'm a grown-ass man. And I'm like, that fucking soundtrack like is fire. I'm like, it's fire. And then I'm just like, I don't think any other male agrees with me. You think Greece's soundtrack is fire?

Look, I've seen Greece more times than I'm going to admit out loud. Frankie Valley fucking grease is. the word, that's a fucking great track, man. That's just pure... You're revealing shit about yourself. Continue. I want to hear this. Fucking, um, uh, fucking, uh, hopelessly devoted is,

is an amazing ballad where she's just simping over. She's simping over, uh, John Travolta or whatever. Whatever the hell, um, whatever his name is in the fucking thing. I don't remember right now. Spooty, beauty school dropout. Come on. That's, that shit goes hard. Yo. Yeah, dude. Continue.

Word. Word, dude. But yeah. Yeah, my girl, she died. I was like, damn, that was my girl. And now I was like, how can I turn this into a gay cover? I thought about that shit. Reslidding.

You can do that shit in your sleep. The words don't even need to be changed. That shit's gay. That movie is a, it's heavily argued, like, dead ass. The movie's about homosexuality. Like, that's a huge argument made by people. I would be, I would not be. And I'm just like, I guess I'm not going to fight this enough.

I mean, it's kind of like the whole, dude, I, okay. So what do you guys think about? Because I keep seeing more people believe the trans allegory with the Matrix. I think we talked about this before, but I was just like, I think that shit was reconed in later. But I'm seeing more and more people. Wait a minute. What are we talking? What are we talking about?

Wait one second. The Trans Allegory for what movie? The Matrix. You ever heard of this? This is, I can't. Didn't we talk about this? It's a little, it's a little embarrassing that you're laughing at it because that's just, that's a really popular

that's like a really big thing for a long time. I'm sorry to laugh at it. I'm surprised that you I'm just surprised that you're laughing at it as if it's like earth shattering to you because this is very old like the trans allegory for the matrix. I didn't know. The director is like how

when is the earliest did they talk? Because I feel like it hadn't been because I feel like is okay was it hidden and then they didn't want I don't hear that language from the Wukowski's. I haven't heard that language like, oh, we just never wanted to say anything before. I don't know, but the matrix, I mean, do you know anything? Let me ask you something.

Let me ask you something. Who directed The Matrix? I don't know. Oh, my God. Never mind. Then, yeah, the Wachoski. I'm aware. I'm worried to them, but I don't know anything about them other than they made the Matrix.

That's it. Do me, do me favorite. Do me favor. Do me favor. Yeah. Oh, they're both. they transitioned both of the director? Yeah.

Oh, I didn't know. That's lost on me. I didn't even know that. That makes that guy. That's crazy. Okay. Yeah, that's why like, okay. I thought I was insensitive.

I was an insensitive asshole. It was like, what that's impossible? No, I'm just saying, no. Well, here's my thing. Like, it's totally, it is, it is totally plausible to me. It is totally plausible to me. I just wonder, um, I just wonder. I just wonder if it, because it's one of those things where like,

I was surprised that George Lucas didn't lie and said that, yes, I planned out that Jar Jar Binks actually is a Sith Lord because if you look at those, the bullshit theories, they kind of line up, like, it's weird how plausible it is. It's weird. I'm the person that's usually like bullshit. In the first two things line up way too much. And then he didn't take credit for it.

He's like, nah. But Tongans, they're They're in this with their name, but they can't use the force. That's the thing. That's the reason why that doesn't make sense. But things line up too much in that scenario. But why can't they? That's their species.

They can't manipulate the force. They're in tune with it, but they can't manipulate it. That's just their rule. I don't know why. Yeah, that's stupid. But, yeah, it's just wild how well it would, if I were George Lucas, for example, I would have went like, yes. I read a script.

I read a script, it was so funny. It was really funny. I'm not saying it was a script at the end of what you call of Clone Wars. There's like an alternate script where like Anakin stops. Anakin doesn't kill anybody. Well, he kills no younglings. But then he stops,

him and Obi-1 stops Sidious. And they capture Sidious. But they capture O'Ey, Anakin, they have him locked up. And then Charger Biggs comes to his cell with like glowing red eyes and frees him. He's like, you've done well my apprentice. And I'm like, what the...

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

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Fuck, what the fuck has been Dark, Jar Beaks? And then his name would be Dark Silious. Sillius. You're a fucking damn down. You're goofier than George Lucas

would have stamped that. If you would have brought that to George Lucas and be like, that's great. That's fucking amazing. That's great. You want a billion? You want a billion? It's like, yeah, I guess I'll take that.

Dude, I think that's so funny. That's so funny. Silius. That's so funny. silly ass that's not even George Lucas that's

somebody else it's like it's fucking it's fucking me George Lucas and fucking I love you a silliest idea

I'm gonna it's like a it's like a 1940s New York New York New York's like a newspaper guy

that's such an insane a New York and a corner New Yorker that's all he is yeah look at me

I'm George Lucas over here you hey you look at me me. Do you think there's ever been a point in time? Do you think there's ever been a point in time where George Lucas has said the words a yo or

A. A.U. A.U. Maybe, but not a yo. No way. I don't say I never said A. You. Maybe he does not say A. He said A.O. He said A. He's not said A. He has not said A.U. You think he's ever said the N-word? You think he's ever dropped the... He's a white man. I bet it was... I bet it was under this context, too. I was like, he has not said.

Now, do, do, is there a word like the N-word for these creatures in this, in this part of town? Like, is there like an N-word equivalent for the Jawa's, for say? Like, is that something that we should consider? Oh, yes, easy. No, but that's what I mean. It's like, that's like that conversation. And he's definitely said it. I feel like Jawa is their N-word.

I feel like Jawa is their N-word. I think that's not what they're called. But I feel like people call them Jawa's this is such a little amount of respect for that race of people. So everyone calls them Jahuas. That would be interesting. It's like how people call, people call them Romani. Instead of calling them Ramani,

everybody calls them gypsies. And it's so disrespectful because they're Romani people, but everybody just calls them gypsy and it's like, that is kind of wild. That's so disrespectful. That's so rude that everyone calls them that.

Even the colloquialism of getting jipped is apparently like, even like historians that understand the context. They'll call them that, you know? It's like no one's just tried to be. better their language involving them. Oh my God. Have you seen...

Go ahead. Because this just brought up something. It's on my mind today for whatever reason. But have you seen this show called... This show on Netflix called Ancient Apocalypse? No. I heard you told me about it. I've never seen it. It's fucking nuts.

It's this guy, like, he goes... He's been around for a while. I can't remember the guy's name. Graham Hancock, I think his name is. He's just some journalist slash like astronomer dude. And he just basically goes to these like really old. I'm not going to get super into it. But like his whole thing is like he thinks that there was a whole,

there was like way more civilization before the Ice Age, which is like kind of like flies into the in the face of like a lot of archaeology, which states that like hunter gatherer civilization started way after. But it's like some of the shit he brings up is nuts. And has me like. And not in like a oh this guy's insane way It's like I know who this guy is Yeah

He's been on Joe Rogan like a bunch of times Dude I've been watching this show And I'm like I'm starting to feel crazy Because none of it doesn't make sense Like it's weird Is he like an old white guy He's like an old white guy? Of course

Did they show the guy? Yeah yeah Well I know of course but I mean he could like Beard old motherfucker Yeah yeah no you're I mean I'm sure you've got the right guy Like he's sure he's been on I just want to make sure. I just want to make sure.

There's no young people that care about history, bro. Yeah, yeah, that's kind of the thing too. That doesn't exist. But he goes to these, but he, and I'm curious to hear with the audience things about it too because it's so fucking fascinating because he goes to these like old sites that are supposedly like, you know, however old they are, it's like they're at a very primitive stage. And then he like does like radar, like sonar mapping of like the underground. And there's like fucking chambers like hundreds of feet below like man-made fucking chambers.

And it's like how the fuck did they do this? It's fucking insane. Like, it's, so, it's, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta,

I gotta say something about, because I'm really fascinated about, uh, civilization because the, the, the, the, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, humans are about 250,000, 300,000,

years old. Yeah, yeah, is that, homo sapiens, or is that, homo sapiens, okay,

guys. So, uh, that's, that was the, but, and this is always, and it comes down to politics because there have been,

that's been contested so many times they keep finding fucking footprints that are so much older but and people always ask well why are things being updated and they say it's just well it's politics there's a lot of people that discovered a lot of stuff and then they don't want their credibility to be shattered

and it's not because that's the natural progression of science right? Things it wasn't progressed but there's some people that just want to hold on to these titles their discoveries and they're actually fucking with science and discovery it's really fucked up. Dude that's exactly what the show's about because he's like he's like The whole show is like, I don't even know if I'm right, but we should like, there's stuff here clearly that like we've not taken into account and we should excavate this shit because it's interesting and we could learn more.

And then like a lot of archaeologists are like, no, let's not do that. And that is fucking crazy. My guess is that they found some shit. They found some fuckery, some fucking duckery. And they're like, let's just stop here. And this guy's like, no, we got to find out. He's going to find out. He's going to find the truth with some bad shit's going to happen.

bro. There's going to be some fucking dragon age shit where the fucking world ends and magic shows up or witcher shit. We got to deal with fucking elves and dwarves and shit, man. You know what's weird? Like, so Joe Rogan, for example, will have on like some people like this Graham dude and will have very like plausible and really, really interesting stuff. But then he'll bring on some other guys that make me question the other, the guy we just mentioned, only because I'm like, okay, Joe brought on some people that are in the Air Force, or that work with, like, in NASA or something like that. And then some of the shit they said is so fucking wild, then I'm like, all right, wait a minute.

Because they're talking about, oh, there are facilities where we're studying artifacts that don't obey the laws of physics as we know them. And I'm just like, all right. I can't believe this motherfucker. It's pissing me off. Once it gets into that. But the thing that's so convincing about this, about this show specifically, is that it's not. It never crosses the territory into that weird shit. Like, it never goes into like, oh, like, he thinks there's like an advanced ancient civilization before the Ice Age.

But when he says advanced, he doesn't mean like, oh, they had like MacBooks and shit. He's talking about like, oh, they could build like really fucking elaborate structures. And like, it's clearly not something that's associated with hunter-gatherer society. So that brings a lot of things into question. And it makes a ton. I believe it. And the whole show, he's like, just like, again, like, this is we don't know what's true. or not, but like, there's so much stuff under here that people refuse to look into,

that it's weird that they don't want to do that. And that's the whole show. It's just like, why don't people want to just, why don't, why wouldn't, if your entire career is archaeology, like, why wouldn't you be excited at the prospect of new shit to this game? Like, that blows my mind. Because to me, I look at it and I'm like, that's exciting to me, and I don't give a shit. Like, that's crazy.

Yeah. It shows you that these people, there are people. people in every genre of every type of job or whatever that are seeking glory and accolades. And they're not just focused on the task at hand, which fucking sucks. It's so frustrating as like a normal people like us that could find something really fascinating in these huge breakthroughs. And then it has to jump through fucking political hoops. And you're like, yo, this is crazy. Like this is also supposed to be the name of fucking science.

And they have these people that are jerking each other off and being like, oh, I'm great. I'm fucking, I'm the best. It's insane because the politics, you assume in science a place where it's about advancement, but it's nature, you would assume there'd be none of that. You would assume, you would assume there'd be none of that. But even there where it's like, it's just, it's the same cock and bull fucking dick story. But while we're looking this up, what's craziest thing? I went to Checheniza like three years ago when I went to Mexico.

And do you know that there are pyramids in the U.S.? Yeah That's insane I don't know where I actually I don't know There's one of Illinois said I think it's Illinois Yeah

Is Illinois? Yeah there are There are Mound Yeah yeah no the Mounds He talks about the He talks about the mountains too They're in Ohio and

Yeah I know the Mounds Okay I know what you're talking about I know that I know that Yeah yeah But not like specific I thought you were talking about

Like Aztec No no No no but they're similar in structure and design. Yeah, they're man-made. The ones in, what do you call it? In Mexico. Not exactly the same.

The ones in Mexico is a more block shape. The ones in Egypt are so clean. The ones in Egypt are so clean and well-designed that it's hard to believe people made them. That's why people say aliens. Yeah, aliens did it. You see, that's the shit that's like, that's out of pocket. Like, that gets, it's like, why would aliens?

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do? I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Dude, that. It's such a dumb.

I mean, maybe. It doesn't even need to be aliens. Think about it. Think about the average person. right now. The average person right now, think about this. The average person right now has no fucking idea how to make a camera, for example. Right. Like if you, if you need to just make a camera, well, let's, let's break it down even because one thing you need with a mirror, right? The average person doesn't know how to make a mirror. And so when we start, like, if civilization gets wiped out, which is speculated, and then you stumble upon shit and you're like, how the

fuck did they do this? Well, it's exactly what happened to us. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's Well, it's very simple. It's very simple why they said it was aliens. It's kind of fucked, but Europeans found it. Europeans couldn't believe that people that from this savage land did something so impressive. So they were like, oh, it had to have been people from another planet, advanced violations. Well, that's not, that's not, that's like, the ancient alien thing is pretty modern. That's not like, I don't think it's really.

I'm talking about the people that discovered it first. People that came, they were like, how to fuck do these people that are fucking, they don't got clothes on and no shoes? Yeah, but the people that came to Egypt, the people that came to Egypt weren't like, it must have been aliens. They were just like, oh, it must have been in an ancient civilization. Yeah, and I don't think, and I,

no, they weren't. No, they were like, had to be someone else. They didn't say it was fucking aliens, Sweden. It's not historically accurate. Well, that, well, no, it's not historically accurate, but they don't, that's why it's argued scientifically that it doesn't make sense.

It's because one civilization, one civilization found it, and they were like, they couldn't, because most of the time, okay, let's hear your piece. So there are modern-day scientists that scientists are still not 100% in agreement how it was done with modern-day technology. It's not about, like, say, old civilization's being out on the source because North African and Middle Eastern cultures, like Persians. There were several commerce with each other, yes.

Extremancements in technology. I mean, fucking algebra, all this blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't need to get into all that shit. I'm aware. They were, they've always been proven to be the Mediterranean. And all that shit has always been proven to be very advanced civilizations. I mean, like, that's so that's never been. I don't think the white people was ever in dispute about that shit by going to this stuff

and seeing all this impressive stuff, impressive swordwork, impressive stuff, just a lot of shit like that. And then going forward, I would say, like Chris was saying, since modern day scientists couldn't agree and come into consensus of how the shit was made, then you had people just saying, well it must be aliens. Like, because they're like, I'm sorry. That's what I was trying to infer my apology. I wasn't saying correctly. I was trying to infer that thing exactly.

It was like, how did they do this? It had it been magic. It's like, no, no. It's not magic. It's just people did this. There's this song that everybody needs to listen to. It's called End of Days by Vinnie Paz. Vinnie Paz, who's the Jedi Mind Tricks.

It's the stupidest song ever because he's just like, and if anyone knows Vinny Pass, because he just sounds like a gremlin. He's like, ah, I'm from Philly. I'm from Philly. And he's, I'm for Philly, Morty. That's the kind of sounds like that a little bit. But he's, he talks about conspiracy theories like he knows about skeletons on the moon.

And he doesn't elaborate. I'm like, wait, what kind of skeletons? Aliens? Wait, what does he mean by this? Like, he doesn't elaborate. I know about the skeleton. It's so terrifying. It's so terrifying to hear.

No one tells you about it. He says, I know Barack Hussein Obama was cloned in a test tube. And he's serious. This is a song that he's serious about. He knows about the Black Pope and Solomon's Temple. He knows about fucking, he knows about all of the shit. He knows about the chemicals that they put everywhere. It's a fucking entertaining song.

I promise you you guys won't be disappointed with you. Well, history is wild, man. Like, history sucks because it's like a dumbass boring class. If you don't care about it, if you don't care about history, learning it and not learning it give you the same benefit, you know? Like you're in the same place you were at the end of the. the day if you don't care about it, you know? Yeah. That's the thing. That's the problem

with history. Like, I, it's important class. Like, people should learn it. But if you don't care about it, you will get zero out of it. You'll get nothing out of it. And that's a huge problem. I never, I was never that into U.S. history. Like, I just didn't care about U.S. history really at all. Like, U.S. history is profoundly

a few hundred years. I care about U.S. history, but only because it's like, it's important to me to know about U.S. history because of being like an African, like being a descendant of a of like the diaspora. That's why I cared about it. I mean, I think that...

But I understand why. I get that it's important, but it's still boring. Yeah, it's very boring. It's just not enough time as past for... It's boring in comparison to like just the history of the world in general, or even just like, in my opinion, just like the history of like different mythologies and stuff like that.

Like that to be is way fucking super... And the thing that like, again, in this show too, where they talk about it's like, why does every single culture have this fucking story about a... in their religions, even though they had no contact with each other. And they're all dated from around the same period in time. It's very popular.

It's fucking nuts. And they all have like the similar stories about like people who like come like on boat and like kind of teach them how to build shit. And it's just fucking weird. And the premise of the show is just like there might be like a really like long forgotten, like a really important missing chapter in the story of like human civilization. and that's fucking insane that we lost all that shit probably to you know flooding and like rising sea levels and shit like there's maps

there's maps I wonder how much stuff is like go ahead this is my theory right this is my theory right it sounds crazy you gotta get to give me it and it's actually not that crazy but I'm pretty sure what happened was Polynesians they had boats

for very long thousands of years before other countries were found they have boats in evidence of that I'm pretty sure they say down to the Caribbean. That's why ancient Mesopotamian people look sort of like Hawaiian people. And then what happened is they continued to sail. That's how the original Native people got into the Americas is because they're Polynesians.

Mark my word, bro. Well, I know how, I know how, what Native Americans are. It's actually, because, you know, if you see a lot of, to kind of link to your point a little bit, if you look at, say, a lot of Asians that live in, say, near the island. Yeah. They live in, no, that live in Serbia and stuff. They live in, or not Serbia.

They live in, like, the really coldest parts of Russia, like, the Siberian, like, places that it's just, like, it's just ice. It's just a hellhole. It's just, it's just hell in Norse mythology. Is it about the Lansbridge shit? Is that what you're trying to get at? Well, so I'm getting that. Yeah. So obviously, you know, in Russia and those parts of Russia where all those Asian type people were living there.

and there was the connection between Russia and Alaska. And then obviously just the migration from there. That's just where it started. And then they just kept going further south and further south. What fascinates to me about that too is like there's like, because in the show they go over like maps and shit and like how like, look at this old map of like South America. And South America is drawn like really weird.

It's like really, really long, right? And it's like fucking nuts. And it's. it seems to draw Antarctica like way before Antarctica was actually like discovered

like there's like a really old fucking map that was drawn that had that has South America connecting to like what it appears to be Antarctica and it's like that's not fucking and science

and science is like ah it's they just drew it wrong and silly but it's like it's so worth cartographers pre pre like ancient cartographers

like drawing like land map because like Like, they're not going to, like, you can't fly up unless it had, like, giant eagles or some shit. They got on the back of the eagle, like, all right, let me draw this land mass, you know, like, the idea of, like, the world without, like, because Pangea was all one giant land mass at one time. So that means that it was just one land mass and a ton of water surrounding it with like little tight, like little spires of land coming out of and small islands. Well, that's the thing. So it's weird to imagine the look of the planet at that time. Yeah.

That, I mean, that, I mean, the planet is all, like, we are all. Like, we are all one solid block of land. Like, it's, it's not like, I remember when I was like really, really little, like, when I was like, maybe like four and I thought that islands or like land masses like were like floating above the surface or something. But like that's, no, not, no, not that. But like, no, not that. Like, one immediate connection. Right, right, right. But like, what I'm saying is like it would make.

But it would, what I'm saying is like it would make sense for like after a fucking large flood that something that would connect South America to fucking Antarctica would be gone. Atlantis. And that's fucking. That is the general idea. Like, that's what, that's what mythological Atlantis would be. Like, and it's, and it was just like, oh, yeah, it's underwater. It's underwater now. And then people were like, it's an underwater city where people lived underwater.

And it's like, no, it's a city that's underwater now. It's, I mean, it's a city that's sunk. It's gone. It got, the water ate it. Yeah, cities have been built on the coast forever. So it would make sense that those would sink first. But. Imagine like a.

bad earthquake and a piece of land just dude that'd be fucking scary just look at like how it's yeah i don't mean North Africa right yeah yeah it's it's not like I don't mean to I don't mean to get too deep into it's just a really

fucking fascinating show and I'm just like really this is this interesting conversation in general because it success starts with your drive an American public university is here to fuel it with affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs APU

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like, thinking of how the world was so different, because, like, we're modern, we're modern people,

and then we're, like, also young. So thinking about how different the world was not, very long because isn't a planet like what like 13, near 13 million years old to sound like that billion maybe? I don't know I don't know which number it is. It's like 13 billion right 13.4 billion? I think that's I think you're thinking of

I think I don't want to sound stupid I think though universe is closer to 14 billion I don't think the earth is that old what I think the earth is probably like 4 billion years old or something really let's look let's yeah you're right you're right you're right you're right on it

you are right years old and the universe is about what you call about 14 billion yeah I'm I've been obsessed with astronomy since I was my mom had this little tiny booklet and then I remember when they

first sent off the fuck I forgot which the Voyager or which I can't remember which one it was that that was like oh this shit's going to make it to fucking we're going to get some decent pictures of Pluto and stuff and then at this point it's finally going to make it and all this shit

and it's going to go past it. And it's, like, crazy to be living now. And that's where that fucking, um, that thing is. Like, it's past Pluto and it's taking pictures of these asteroids and like, that look all fucking weird. And I'm like, and they talk about, they talk about to get, to get, to get fucking, uh, to get pictures. It like uploads at like, like, two, I forgot what it was two megabytes per out.

I forgot. It was something where it's like, it's going to take two. two years to get the information just from like a one set of photos or something because of how far away it is like just but the fact that they can even do that is fucking mind blowing to me it's almost magical like like that shit's like what it's because if you don't understand it it it basically is magic the idea the idea because i remember i was i was fucking i did that whole stupid made a whole stupid conversation about like like sending trash to space with chris and i took an astro class and i paid attention to it and i was learning about like astronomy astronomy yeah absolutely Yeah. You said astrology. No, you said astrology. I said astro.

Oh, you said that you said that like, like, I meant to say astro, my bad. Yeah, yeah. And I sat down in that class and I was just like,

just like what the fuck? Because like the, the study of like, the fact that like astrology, astrology is so incorrect because of the fact that the unit of the stars and everything's constantly moving. So what we say we are technically is not true. Yeah.

That pisses me off so much. That's not true anymore. So much. Isn't there also like a 13th sign that like apparently like is just, it's like, it's like, it's like, um, ophicus, I think or something. Ophineas, it's not like this. It's something like that. But like it's, it's, there's a 13 sign that like we threw, like, like, astrologist like threw away because it's like a 13 is like a, it's inconvenient for the calendar. Unlucky.

It's either unlucky or it's inconvenient for the calendar. I can't remember what the reason was. But it's like, it's hilarious. Like everything is off. Probably the inconvenience score. That's insane Speaking of astrology I want to show you guys a tweet

That I came across the other day So this girl says this Girls should bring up astrology On the first date Yes Not because it's an inaccurate measure Of compatibility But it self-identifies men

Who are arrogant Condescending and incapable Of entertaining opinions They disagree with What do you do that take No, not look No look I hate to agree with her

But Someone liking astrology someone just being interested in it it should not be a deal breaker just this is this is me not aside from being like having the bit being the joke what's the difference between astrology and flat earth

for example flat earth uh well one is the idea like if someone my brain someone that could be like this is this hilarious the idea of someone thinking it and like looking into it but this is wild understanding that it's silly because some people just enjoy the idea of the silliness of it

like my girlfriend for instance she is extremely educated but she thinks just the idea of astrology is fucking funny well it's fine if it's funny but she's like do you believe it right oh no well I don't do

no not as somebody believes in it but I would like to talk to someone that really believes in it and try to conversate with them and be like why do you really believe in this so look I will say this because I'm too busy insulting them before I can talk to them I brought up like what's the difference between that and flat earth

because I would say that actually astrology is more harmful because the people that believe in flat earth they're not doing they're not doing anything to dictate their lives by it but there are people that read these fucking horoscopes and they're trying to and then they actually believe oh yeah I am

corky like this fucking thing says they actually try to emulate what these things are telling them and it's I feel like it's fucking crazy crazier than believe in the earth is flat because these people aren't What do you do with that information? I'm going to say so.

I'm going to say so. I think astrology is only, and I really believe this, I think the reason why astrology is so fucking common is because it's the only, it's like a type of bigotry that is exclusively female. And like no one wants to like, no one wants to like tell them what to do or anything because it's like, oh, well, you should have something. And it's like, no, it's, I've met people, look, I've met people who, like, write off people entirely.

And they judge people, they judge people seriously. Like, since, like, not even, it's not even, it's not a meme. It's not a meme. They're not, wrong. They're just like, oh, I think it's fun. But they believe it. Like, they believe it for real. And they'll make it your problem that they believe it.

And it's wild to me that that is just accepted. I don't date Pisces. Yeah, yeah. And it's accepted. Oh, you're a torus. No. But it's accepted. And., and it's accepted....

And I think it's only, like, if men were doing that, no fucking way. Like, no fucking way. You got a con. Hey, yo, hey, yo. No, for real shit. I'm not joking. Hey, hey, brethren. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's not even like an offensive. This right here. No, you see this right here? What Sweeney's doing? He proved it just now. He proved it just now. Yeah. That is exactly what it is.

There is nothing that I'm saying that is even remotely problematic at all. Like, I am literally just saying there is, there's no way. Like, if men were going around, it's like, oh, man, sorry, you were born the wrong month. that means you're kind of like I mean you're kind of a whore sorry oh I'm sorry oh you're a fucking Pisces

so you're a slut like no way I'm gonna go for all Pisces all the time yeah no you're not if someone calls me a misogynist bro I'm gonna be like all right well you're gonna slap him I'm like oh that's crazy

I'm just gonna vote for you not to have the rights for your body Like that's it Like I was like I'm gonna vote So now so now When you look back and you're like dang I gotta go to New York year in abortion I'm like ha ha you started that That's that's why that's out of pocket

No it's not no it's not no it's not no it's not no it's not at all not at all they started They didn't they swung first No this happens right this happens America taught me a very valuable lesson after Pearl Harbor right Well sometimes you have to overreact act after you get hit. Sometimes you got to swing back way harder. That's not Swino mode right now.

That's me. They want to blow up, they want to blow up one base side. Say by that city for me, bro. Peel those shadows off the wall, by guy. Shout to the Japanese for not fucking tripping on that shit, though. Not tripping, bro.

They started it. I'm kidding. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. Hiroshima and Nagasaki did not start it. Okay.

But look, but look, the argument is this, right? They didn't start it, right? But what happened if we did that to Tokyo?

That country would not be here anymore. It would have just fell apart. That would have been so crazy, dude. That would have been it. It would be a different world we live in. Men would be more manly, though,

because there'd be no, there'd be no anime. Holy shit. No anime. There'd be no PlayStation. If we bombed. If we bombed. If we bombed, if we bombed, if we bombed Tokyo, no ape escape.

That's unacceptable. You can't do that. You go to that timeline. That timeline's different, bro. This delay is fucked, by the way. But I think, uh, you, no street fighter. That'd be crazy. What the fuck with the fighting?

Where'd I get my hentai from? I mean, where would I get my anime from? Dude, shout out to Japan, man. They, like, I guess. There is so much. They bounce back, bro. Because imagine, look at how, do I don't know one, and I'm sure they exist, but I don't, I have not even seen an underground like, oh, we got to get the Americans back for fucking us that hard. Because you know we would be like that.

Oh, no, American's, that's very real. What we got? That's very real. That's very real. Like there are people who like In Japan Personally I just haven't seen it Personally I just haven't seen it

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call 24 7 365 wow dan morgan from morgan and morgan america's large injury law from thanks for coming by the show thanks for having me visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you it's not like say how wherever i look there's people talking about how cool hitler is and shit you know what i'm saying that's true like that's like there is you go like popping up it's trending about something and

jay and flintes now are having butt sex and talking about how much they love hitler and shit like i don't see that for like the axis the japan axes because they got beat so thoroughly. Listen, listen. Oh, this delay is really pissed. It's so bad. I think what's happening is, because what happened is that there are a lot of, there are a lot of, there are a lot of people. It's not uncommon in Japan to find people who, um, just don't think Pearl Harbor happened.

Like, they just like, yeah, for real. I never even thought about that. Yeah, like, they just don't, like, I mean, obviously it's not everywhere. Like, Japan's like not a fucking, it's not like China where they're like suppressing information. But like, generally speaking, like, they're, like, they're, like, There are decent... You could liken it kind of like to the south. That's fascinating.

You could liken it kind of like to the south here where there are places in Japan where like they just don't... Either they don't think Pearl Harbor happened the way that we think it did or that Pearl Harbor was not something that really... I can't remember exactly what the belief system was. That's fucking interesting. But I guess it's on the same line as like what actually happened in Vietnam where the Gulf of Tonkin incident is not real.

That's true. Yeah. That's true. I never even considered that. Yeah. My entire life, I've never considered that there's people that thought Pearl Harbor didn't happen. I never even considered that. The thing is this right.

When you think of what I did Pearl Harbor. Just to just to give context to it. I learned this purely because I had a friend in, in, I think it was eighth grade, who was Japanese. And his dad was like native, native born Japanese. And he told me like, yeah, I didn't know any of that because, like, my dad still thinks it didn't happen. And I'm like, well, that's interesting. Oh, that's how I learned about that. I don't want to, I don't want to say that that's like, I'm not going to estimate how,

I'm not going to estimate how common that is, but the fact that that's real at all is, but it's common enough that you came across it. That is crazy. Right. Yeah. I didn't even know that that was like, what makes it insane for me is that like, Pearl Harbor is such a turning, like, Pearl Harbor is such a turning point in human history, you know, like that is, that is the day that humanity changed.

You know, so the idea of not believing that is it's like, well, it is, it is. It's the day that. I would really, I'll roll it back. Keep going. Keep going. I don't want to, I don't want to fuck you up your track. Yeah, what's that I would you say? What would you say?

Would you say that isn't the moment where the human, the world changed if every, oh, after. I would say, I would say, oh, the drop. Well, the drop of the bombs is that when we entered a new era, definitely 100%. Yeah. But I would say something where things really truly changed was actually the assassination to the Franz Ferdinand because that's really what led to The World War I, the Great War that really ramped up chemical warfare, which like, okay, things just aren't the same anymore.

Like, it really, there's no point back after this. And you wouldn't say the initiation of the Manhattan Project into the dropping of the nukes wasn't, a moment equally as insane? That's another advancement. I would say it led us, the great, the great war led us to like, there is no turning back at this point. Now all we're worried about is advancing weaponry is as fast as possible. Like,

because we weren't, we weren't so bothered with fucking gassing people and making gun shoot as much, many bullets as possible, making our planes so fucking excellent to having like all these stealth bombers just a few decades later after. Like, things were slowly progressing and people were still more, carrying swords and shit. They were still using sabers before that.

And then they just plucked this up. Well, the Japanese do sabres in World War, the swords of World War. That shit's awesome. That shit's awesome. He's guns on World War II. That is truly bad. Dude, they were killing more people than they should have. Like, we won the fights, but our numbers were like, yo, there's no reason why they should be taken out this many people.

They're small. And they have swords. And they're like, yes, but they're good with them. They're good. But that's always been, actually, if you look at, say, uh, because I don't, we don't need to get into that, but I'd be on the team with Japan.

And if I got to view that fight, I'd be on team Japan. So, so, underdogs, they got swords. Wait, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait, so, so, so, so, so, so you would say, Sweeney,

that the, the Manhattan Project is the day that, uh, that everything changed. The initiation meant the, the, the, the,

when they gave it to, was Eisenhower or was it Roosevelt, who they gave it to? I can be wrong. when they were like, hey, we can use this to deal with Japan after what happened, because he admitted that he didn't know what the fuck it was, and he gave it to him, and he dropped that shit, and he was just like, oh, no. It was.

Look at it up real quick. It was FDR or Hoover, right? I think it might have been Hoover. Hoover sounds right, but I literally, I, I'm not, I'm not, like, World War II stuff Truman might be right, too. I'm really, like I said earlier in this, in this podcast, I'm not. a US history person. Look it up because, yeah, like, for some reason, just a stick in my head.

Truman, it was Truman. It was Truman. It was Truman. You got, you got it. That's not good. Like, that name did sound right. I know more about fucking, the ancient Sumerians than I know about the fucking fucking Colt-in-Calcany.

And for some reason, I know more, I even know more about World War I. I don't know why just like the trench warfare is so fucking brutal. World War I was more gutteral. It was more gross. The world was-fucking, imagine. Imagine. Because World War II. entrenched, dude.

And then, like, where there's piles of bodies and shit, and you have to just be there. Well, two was big, right? But two, after one, we had, like, a lot of rules in place to be like, yo, we can't use this. We can't do this. We can't do this. When did the Geneva Convention become a thing? I think that was post-World War II. That was after World War II for sure.

Yeah, but I'm just, I'm just trying to, like, I'm almost changed subject on accident. Oh, whatever. Yeah, yeah. I just wanted to, like, that just popped in my head. right now. So you would say the Manhattan project, Derek says France for a man. As far as like when everything changed.

49. 49. What's Sweeney's saying? So the Genoa condition was 49. So it's just right after the World War essentially? One. And then two was, no, you know, right after two. Right after two. See, yeah. See, I would say the day that everything changed was, uh... The day everything...

The day everything... I would say the bombs being significant. Yeah, the bombs are significant, but I would say... There's nothing changed yet when France was. Ferdinand got assassinated. No, no. To be fair. But it is the inside of the... Black hand, by the fucking black hand.

My this. I don't think that's accurate. But, uh, see, I would say, um, man, when did, uh... Lee Harvey Lion, you know, did his thing. When did alien... When did alien Homet had come out? It's probably then. What?

What? Anyway. When that kid to the rocket? JFK and everybody bugged out about him getting shot when it was a kid throwing a rock real hard can you imagine I can I can vividly imagine some kid throwing

a rock and it hits him and he dies and everybody's like oh get down he's just like there's some old dude that never told anybody he's just still living right now and he's like fuck I get it was so it was me it was me oh man

uh what was he was gonna bring something up but I forgot whatever We talked a lot about random shit. Like we said earlier, I don't even think we said it this time, but nothing really, nothing crazy happened that we could see.

There's some other Kanye stuff, but like, eh, it's not really, it's gonna be hard for him to top Alex Jones. Like we said this before, where it's like he really blew his load on going on Alex Jones first. He should have built up to that.

But, yeah, so I guess we'll, do you guys want to move on to questions? Because we got, A lot of, we got a lot of new... This would be the history tank, I guess. Yeah, I mean... There's no structure to this. You know, it's just us fucking around.

I like it. But, yeah, I thought it was a good fucking conversation, actually. But I think, I want to get to questions because we got a lot of new people from the, from the... Gadiouactive stuff. Or from the Gadiouactive video. So let me just read some of these.

The Angelic Dungeon Master making a raid boss for his D&D-like server that's the Snark Tank podcast. Oh, cool, you guys have a D&D server going on over there. By the way, we talked a little bit internally over here that we want to show up on the Discord a little bit more. I think we'll have a date set aside.

We'll have a date set aside for when we will all be in there. I'm not sure. I think it might actually, at the time of recording this, it might be probably pretty soon. Yeah, really soon, actually. Yeah, yeah. So, you'll catch us there, because we do want to be there a little bit more often to make it worth it.

But we'll also pop in at random, you know, outside of the scheduled dates, if we, if we can. I want to beat off in voice chat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's not. Let's not do that. I'll turn, angle my mic really close to my groin as I'm like really, really going to town.

But anyway, this person, this person wrote in, he says, Hello, Gay Faceoff, Gaydeoactive, and Porn Star. New patron to the cult of Snark and listener for quite some time. Thank you so much. Y'all have inspired me so much. lightened up some dark days and made long drives and long. Success starts with your drive, and American Public University is here to fuel it.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23rd. after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with

Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for office near you. Night's working on my own passion projects. You guys are seriously great, and I wish you all the best and everything you do. However, I must get down to business.

As you can probably get guessed by my name, I assume at least one of you can read, I'm working on a snark tank raid boss for my DND-like server. I ask as politely as I can for you all to inspire me, give me your input on what each of you brings to the table to make a unique and challenging boss fight. I think he writes a little bit more. but I think we can we can extrapolate on that pretty pretty easily I would say I would say Sweeney should go first just because he's a little bit more versed and I'm a bit of a

novice and I can probably like build together some kind of template just based on what he says because there's no way I'm going to say any of this right I'll get it dude don't worry but uh so let's say if it's d and d based right um first of the foremost you got to figure our action economy okay so would we have point actions or everything be separate? What would we do? So I guess I would be... Already, already I'm lost.

I'd assume I would be the person with the most HP because I'm the most large. I'd have reach. You know, I'd have some sort of area effect move where I'm... Well, no, what would be area effect? Derek would have the area effect move because of the music or such like that or screaming.

Son about yelling loud or doing some scream-o shit. Chris, you have the, you'd be the mover. quick guy. You'd be the quick guy. You'd be the one getting around, zip and dash and stuff like that. And then you would have your little electric guitar for, you know,

a little quick strike, a little assassin type stuff. You know, it's the fuck around. You know, make us, give me the, make me be the sponge and then make me be able to like kind of get in between prevent my homies from getting damaged with my wild takes. And I get said that'd make you take psychic damage. I like that. That's a pretty good. That's a pretty good

I like being, I like the idea of like us, us being a joint, uh, a joint boss encounter where like you're the big guy in the middle and you're like kind of like slamming down and just like like doing psychic damage and then like I pop out of the shadow like real quick like just just like do it like a little bit's damage and then fucking Derek with his fucking like, uh, oh my what's that thing in Hades where it's like it's like it's like a straight line and then it I can't remember what the fuck it's called. Um, which was like the, is it like a weapon or yeah, it's a weapon. Yeah, it's a weapon. Yeah, it's a weapon. Yeah, it's a happen.

Which one? Like the bow and arrow, the shield? It's been a while since I played Hades to be, to be real. But, like, yeah, I love this idea. Derek would give us 10 hit points with his scream-all shit. They would give us temporary hit points? We could even have, like, shielded HP that we can walk in and use. That's pretty good.

Something like that. Like, you know, some type of war cry thing that'll buff us. Yeah, I like it. Yeah. I like it. Yeah, I don't know how. We did a good job there. Yeah, that's good.

I defer to your expertise on this stuff. And I think that's a pretty solid idea. Probably not. You might want to tweet. I'm a virgin. You might want to tweak it to your own specifications, but I think we gave you plenty to work with there. But thanks for popping in.

Thanks for joining us over here. There will be more. There will be more exclusive stuff on the show or more exclusive episodes of the show, I mean. So stick around, won't you? Let's see Let's see, let's see, let's see Let's see I want to make sure I'm getting

some of the Papa Jesus wrote and he says Hey, you magnificent meaty members Simple question for you this time What are some times Where you combined two things That were great on their own

But became terrible together If you can't think of any personal examples Hypotheticals are welcome to I I feel like I did something like this super recently I feel like this the opposite of this happens often, by the way. Like the opposite of this happens to me a lot.

Like I remember the first time I had cheese curds and caramel and like just like things like things like that where it's like sweet and savory kind of mixing together, which I'm just generally not a huge fan of. But like they work fucking perfectly for some reason. But as far as like I remember, this is by the way, this is like really young me. This is like I really need that to be really. This is very important. I was like maybe six. And I remember thinking, man, I really like cranberry juice.

And man, I really like cereal, but I don't have milk. I wonder if I could fill a bowl of honeynut Cheerios with my cranberry juice. That seems like, that seems perfect. It was very much not. Perfect. It's a kid. You're like, oh, I like this and I like this. I want to put these things together.

It makes sense. It's a child. It very much does not work. By the way, I said I was six. I was like 22. But either way. Oh, nice. No, that's not true.

What? In high school, though, in high school, though, high school, I did put water in my cereal. Oh, just to try it. Yeah. Because I didn't have milk and I was like, water is probably the least offensive thing I can pour in here. It was terrible. Water's not milk, bro. It was terrible.

You figure that out. You figure that out immediately. It's really not. It's probably like one of the furthest things for milk you can get. But while still being a liquid. But I think, yeah, that's the one that comes to mind immediately was when I poured cranberry juice in my honeynut Cheerios and I thought like, yeah, this. is cutting down on my fucking lunchtime real effectively.

Maybe cranberry juice and a fruity cereal. Not even. No, not even. Cranberry juice is very tart, bro. Yeah, it's, it's very tart. I love, I love it. I love it. But cranberry grape is fucking amazing.

Oh, bro. Have you had, have you had Cran mango before? Cran mango slaps. Wildly acidic, wildly acidic, though. Oh, yeah. But super good. You can only have a shot of it, really, before it'll like, it'll, it'll,

It'll eat your pineapple. That's acidic, bro. That should, yeah. They will eat the lining your stomach for, even me. I drink orange juice way more to anyone should. I drink orange juice so much, in fact that when I lick people, if I lick someone, it'll be sear them. It'll be acidic. Why are you looking people?

Yeah, what's going on? Just in case. Okay. There's a case. You know, just in case I need to. Like, that's my weapon now. You're doing acid damage to people as you lick them. That's fucking disgusting.

Literally, dude. I kiss my girlfriend on the cheek. and she screams, bro. It's like, why is this happening? Do you have acid reflux at all? Not at all. That's kind of shocking based on the way you... Not at all.

You've lived with me. You see how much oranges I drink. I mean, I see how you... Out of pocket. You know, I've just... You know, we know each other's diets. Like, we don't have the best. We don't have the best...

Not at all. My diet's cleaned up a late because I started cooking a lot. Thank God, you know, I started cooking more. I just need that. It's just more convenient when you really think about how much money you spend and how like if you just make a bunch of chicken one time and some like brown rice and vegetables,

you realize how much further your money goes for meals. But like, in general, like the things I've been eating the same fucking chicken. I've been eating the same chicken for fucking four days. It gets boring. I don't care. Because like even I love chicken, but the same kind of chicken gets boring. But it's cheap. It's like, I just make a bunch of chicken.

I'm just going to grill chicken for the next hour. my day and then you take it all out you put in a giant tupperware and get some rice you boil that you put that in another tupper where you get vegetables that's it meal prep baby exactly bro yeah but uh breakfast meal prep is hard for me man i don't know how people do that shit that shit i am dude breakfast is not a thing for me because school like school i since i was a kid you stop man dead ass in the morning all fucking like it's too early for me to want to eat anything my system has not even ramped up enough to even want to be hungry and it just carried me throughout my adulthood.

I was the exact fucking opposite. I was the exact fucking opposite. I was the exact opposite. I would get to school. There were some days where I didn't eat breakfast before I got to school and I would be fucking starving by a. You feel gross. By second period I was in like like the thralls of it.

And that's really because like my family ate dinner very early. So like we would have dinner at like maybe like 6.6.30. That's pretty normal. I mean it's it's. It's not normal. Like, I have dinner at like eight. You know,

like, that's, that's my, that's my dinner time. Yeah. For me, for me, dinner time,

like, when I would get, in New York, when I was living at my, my grandma much like that, I would eat breakfast at like, no, I ate dinner at like sometimes like nine o'clock.

Yeah. Like, just late at eight breakfast. And like, I thought, when my friends, when I started to go to my friend's house, and I'd eat dinner at like five,

like six, I was like, it's crazy. It's a crazy experience. Like, it's, it was, Thanksgiving is even worse

Because they'll like Thanksgiving They'll be like Hey we're eating and it's like It's fucking 430 Like what are you doing? It's like well we want to you know I mean I guess it makes sense because you get room for like seconds later on And it's it is pretty good for

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It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Eat your biggest meal in the middle of the day, around the middle of the day, and they have a light snack or something towards the night. So you're not just fucking getting fat as shit. you know i like it i don't know we do it we do it's we do it so wrong i've gotten in that i've gotten i mean i've gotten i've gotten i've gotten i've gotten i've gotten the habit of eating a lot more lately but uh yeah i don't know man i still i still generally like i mean obviously not

today i'm going to have a late dinner today but you know we uh i haven't i sold all i've had was popcorn today um and that was just right before we started you get used to you get used to eating late it's a bad it's a really bad habit but it just happens School fucked me, man. I just, I got used to it. I got used to not eating until I would maybe have a cookie around the first recess. And then at lunch, I would have, like, sun chips and a pink lemonade.

Because, like, I just got used to it. And so I would have my food, food after, like, football practice and everything, which terrible. But I was also young enough to be able to take it. Yeah. Now if I, you know, I just need some sustenance, like, about two. PM. If I don't have anything at about 2 p.m. Then I'll start getting a headache.

The issue, the issue for me that I run into is, because I go to the gym pretty early now. Yeah. And sometimes it's like, I do not have the energy to wake up even earlier to make myself a fucking full-ass meal. So I'll just, I'll make like a protein shake or whatever and I'll just like duzzle that shit. But sometimes I've gone to the gym without eating at all. and I honestly can't tell what is worse or better like I don't know

I can't nail down like whether or not I feel worse or better after eating before the gym or not eating before that I really don't know and I don't know what the best course of action is either to me the only thing I think you should do is just having enough calories to burn like say for example I used to at 2012 I used to ride my bike nine miles

to work. So all I would have in the morning was a bite of a cliff bar. This one of those, you know, those cliff bars, I would have a bite of it, which would just be enough just to sustain, because I'm not hungry at all. So I just, but I know I need, I'm going to ride nine miles. I need some fucking calories in me. So I would just take like a bite or two. And then I would finish it with a cup of coffee after the ride.

And then I was fine. Yeah. But like that was it. Just enough to really sustain just to give me some energy. But not like, even. Eating a full meal before you work out is retarded. And then also having zero where you, if you, if you're hungry before you start working out, that's bad too. Because you already know you need calories already since your body's demanding calories.

Now you're going to burn more. Well, the issue, the issue is you eat. You eat beforehand, you let it digest and then you work out. Yeah, but a lot of people, like, how early are you going to fucking work out? How early are you going to wake up to let it fucking digest? I have to get up at like 6 a.m. for that to, for that. So it's like it's a rough. Yeah.

Yeah. Fuck that. Yeah. Like what Joe does, Joe, he wakes up. He does, he does cardio immediately. Not the greatest idea. Not the great idea, but he does. I like faster cardio.

I don't know. He does it immediately. He wakes up. He goes for a run. He runs like maybe a mile, mile and a half. Comes back home and then eats. But the thing about Joe was when he eats, he eats. He consumes.

So he beats. And then he chills out. He relaxes. Then he goes to hit. He hits the gym. That's probably, that's probably not a bad way. And that's good. That's good.

Like you wake up, you do jump rope for like eight minutes, get some jump rope in, and then you eat. Yeah. That's like a very solid thing. What I want from this, I wish this podcast was enough to, so I can, I, there's side hustles, like doing side hustles, doing my main channel. I would love to just nuke it into an existence because I want to do two a days. I want to fucking work out in the morning with, with my wife. and then I want to go to the gym in the afternoon. I just don't have time.

Yeah, yeah. That's the one thing where it's like I want to dedicate more time to it, but it's like... You would pour off weight. You would pour off. You'd begin shaping like a year. You'd be in way better shape in a year. Oh, yeah. I would...

When I was fucking, when I was killing it back in the day, because when I just had a regular job, and you just have, you have a designated schedule, and I would just work out five times a week for an hour and a half, half cardio, half weightlifting, and when I was really fucking focused, plus I was taking these, to be fair, I was taking these, what are they called? Fat burning pills, it was called C4 from Cellular. I wouldn't recommend it because they kind of give you a stomach ache,

but they appetite suppression and give you a ton of energy and focus. And I remember my first month focusing hard, I lost 20 pounds. Like I was lean and muscular. This was in 2013, and then, I don't know, then I just. Fat burning pills are wild.

Because when I was when I was using them when I was using appetite suppressors when I was like my like maybe like when I was 20 when I was like actually starting to work out I remember having so much energy like I remember like and running was never hard for me. What was the easiest thing for me? And I remember there was one time I should have ran from my house to to splash down and back. And when I realized that was like six miles and I stopped maybe for like. three minutes to take a breather and kept going. And I was just like, that's not, I should not have that much energy. That's not good for me. People say that it's like, some people who say that they call it like a meth light. Like it's like, it's gross. Essentially, and I was like, I get it because I, it, dude, they're, they're pretty good, especially the ones that I mentioned, I just, the only thing is that I would get stomach aches.

And it says it, like, here's a possibility you're going to get stomachache be doing it. And that shit fucking, that shit's wild. Don't do it like that, man. It's wild. Yeah. The power that had, though, was outrageous. Yeah. Yeah, let's, uh...

Next. Yeah, let's move on. The Nightman wrote in. He says, hey ya, Tom. A nightmare. Tom Sweeney. Uh, and his two cowering cock sleeves. Longtime listener, first time patron.

Yo. Gadiouactive. Goh. He says, Gaydeoactive got me to finally join, which is like, you know. Let's go. Let's go. Let's fucking go. We should try.

We should try. No, that's an insane commitment. I was going to say we should do like one of these like ridiculous songs a month. Just like a lazy. That's not that hard. It's not hard, but. We could do it. Look, guys, come on.

If you guys are serious about this, I'm not going to be the one to stop and I'm down. You don't, look, you don't have to do it. Like, it could just be, I just think it would be a fun thing for. If I'm a part of the podcast, I'm a part of the podcast, so I'm going to do it with you guys. I have to. Stop protesting it, bitch. I'm just scared. I'm scared of making my imprint of music like this.

That's what I'm just scared. It's too late. It's done. I know. I know. You're a billboard recording artist now. Stop. What does he say?

What does he say? Anyway, he says, if a genie gave you a single wish, you can't wish for more wishes or more genies to grant you more wishes. Fuck you, Chris. I wouldn't have done that. Yeah, you would. Yeah. But you could only use that wish to annoy or hinder either of your co-hosts. What would you wish for? Enjoy your stuff. Love from Texas. Thank you, the knight man. We could only wish for something that would annoy or hinder each other. I would wish you were a foot taller. Me? Yeah. That would be a really, That'd be fucked.

That would be a massive problem for me at the current. You'd be about my height. You'd have no clothes that fit you. You'd have to buy a completely different wardrobe. You'd have to change the way you live your life. That's so fucking funny. That is, man, yeah. I don't like that at all.

I'm so comfortable. We were just hanging out when you were complaining about how your clothes are already getting like tighter on you. So I was just like, I can imagine being taller. He would just be it. Yeah, yeah, because ever since I started working out my clothes, because I, I, I buy fit, like, really, like, slim fit clothes. Because it's just, I just happen to like that. Yeah.

And now, but I'm at, like, an awkward size already where, like, small is, like, a little too loose. And extra small was, like, kind of perfect, but now extra small is too small. And small is kind of getting, getting to that point. And it's like, oh, man, this is fucking. It's cool. that's sick. It means there's results happening. But at the same time, it's like, I got to buy so many new clothes that I don't want to fucking buy. Also, for reasons that I can't, for reasons that I can't talk about yet,

that would fuck me up a lot. Like, that would be a really big problem if I was just a foot to, if I was a foot taller, that'd be a fucking massive issue. But, God, I hate that. I hate that you jumped, I hate that, I hate that you jumped in with that so fucking quickly because I actually have to think a little bit about like how hilarious, dude. I would just make Sweeney's, uh, I think I would make

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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How would you do that to me? Hard. It's hard. Like, like, stony. You know what, you don't know. That's too easy. That's too easy. I want to go your route, what you did to Chris.

I want your penis to be 18 inches. Oh, no. The monkeys, the monkeys, Why would you do that to me, bro? The thing about this is like this. The thing about this is like, first of all, first of all, women in pornography that be taking these baseball bat cots, they are a different breed of woman. The average woman, like, I think a lot of girls think they want to take, like, huge penises until they do it. And then they're like, oh, this is horrible.

This is terrible. Like, I was hurt. My internals were. hurting. So like if you do that, I would never, I would never lay with my wife. I'd never lay with my girlfriend. She'd be like, I'm not, you put that inside me. We've already having problems. And this is like, I don't want to get this, get that away from me. Y'all would be across, you'd be across the room trying to fucking bang her. I, you'd have to be like, fucking so far away from her. Just trying to get a little bit. Terrible. Come on. Let me just,

let me put half the head in. We put that. That's I. I, I would make it, I would make it so your girlfriend didn't show up in pictures. Oh, I love it. You're a monster. Yeah, that's what I would do. That fucking Twitter account. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It would be that Twitter account, but made manifest, made real.

That's terrible. And you would have, you would have, you would have, you would have, you know, your girlfriend. She could still be around you in public and people would see you together. But anytime you tried to prove it, it would be impotive. You'd have to, you would have to stage live events so that you could prove it. And even then, the recordings wouldn't work. In our wedding, in our wedding photographs, it's just a floating dress. Yeah, yeah.

No, not even. She's gone. I'm holding the hands of nothing. I'm there at the, doing nothing. There's, it's just, her life is now ruined because she doesn't appear in her driver's life. She can't drive anymore. she just her life she can't travel no no no you misunderstand

she can have pictures she can't have pictures with you like you two in the same photograph can never be photographed together so you're right she wouldn't appear in your wedding photos or anything like that but she can still have her driver's license she'd be totally fine you'd have to like pay an artist to draw her into your wedding photos

could I could I pretend if I was to leave her if you were to separate lose our title. Would she start appearing in pictures with me again? No. Just don't.

So, yeah, if y'all are friends or anything, if I took a different woman to be my, to be my woman, if I went in Ungo Bunga the girl in her head and like, you're my girlfriend now and dragged her away, would that work? Would that girl show her pictures or no? No, it's a, it's a list that can,

it's, you cannot take away, you can only add. Oh my God. Dang, dude, that's crazy. Yeah, you'd fuck you, you'd, you'd, I'd leave her eventually. I'd imagine his lever how dead psychic damage to myself, but I can't be with you no more.

I like it. Yeah, I think that's, that's my idea. That's so vindictive. Jesus Christ. All right. What's the next one? Jesus.

I had to think a little. I had to think a little more. We're all monsters. We're just trying to hurt each other so bad. That was a stipulation. Derek, I'd make you very, very, very, very thin.

Like crazy thin. Like crazy thin. Like you like Eugene Akuni Like oh my god That'd make I'd make you I'd make you thinner than her You look like you look like daddy long neck

That guy from freaking from Instagram That guy that guy that was hanging out Who was he hanging out with? I don't fucking know What was that asshole hanging out? But he was hanging with somebody Who was a flash in the pan Someone got really popular

Oh it was that it was that black dude He had that huge wide neck Yeah wide neck Yeah the wide neck I remember him I remember that fellow What happened to him They started hanging out together, then they fell out the face of the earth.

Yeah, they did music together. Do you remember this? I did. They probably fused into a regular neck and regular, they probably fused a regular guy. They used it to a regular neck. No, he did a track called Daddy Longneck. Or no, no, it's Daddy Longneck and the track is called Next Up.

And it's spelled, it's spelled N-E-C-K-S-T-Up, featuring Wide Neck. I've never heard you. this. Yeah. I know what I'm listening to after the podcast. Oh yeah. Like,

I liked it on, uh, on my fucking sound cloud. It's fucking, it looks dope. That guy's neck is so inconceivably wide. He's, and he's not even muscular.

He says a wide neck. That's what makes it worse. Yeah, he's like normal. Neck, neck, neck is big thing. Wow.

So they have one also, they have two tracks. Hey, yo. The other one, neck's big thing. Because there's next up and Next big thing has almost 6 million views.

That's nuts. That's, they fucking hit it. They got a deal somewhere, man. They got a fucking, I can't believe this dude. And this dude was because of a mugshot, right? Wasn't the dude that he had a mugshot with the white neck?

That's how he discovered? That's crazy. That's fucking crazy how that happened. Do you have a mugshot? Then you go fucking viral. Yeah, but, I don't know. Oh, man, I can't wait to listen to this shit later.

All right, yeah. Yeah, let's get one more in. Hello, ego, super ego, and id. Longtime listener, first time patron for the Merry Month of December. Hey, welcome. Welcome. Welcome aboard. Oh, I didn't say your name. I don't think.

Big Ugly Jordan. Welcome aboard, my guy. Thanks for, thanks for popping in. No doubt, probably from Gadeoactive as well. If you could magically summon a swarm of any animal, living or extinct, to fight for you, what animal would you choose? Fuck you, Chris. Humans don't count. I don't know why everybody has this perception

that I'm going to lawyer my way. Because you're a lawyer. Chris, you're a lawyer. You are a lawyer. You are, it's fine. Fuck me, I guess. God damn. No, you are a lawyer.

I would say dire wolves. I'm not going to say. What a swimer. What are you going to say? I got to hear it now. You can't be, you know, what's not, now you're going to say it. I was going to say it.

I don't want to say it. Come on, Dre. Stop being the bitch. Just someone on, just someone on Twitter that's just all, you know, he looks in, he's an interesting person. He's an interesting looking person. I was going to say his name, but it's too easy. It's just too easy.

I think of something a little more kosher. I would say a swarm of dire wolves, man. That'd be cool. Like a lot of them. But like, like, they're like bees, though. Well, no, it says, so, you know, it's as many as it would be. of bees. But it's,

but it's like, it's like, oh, you'd assume it'd be like, I'm going to summon a swarm of dire wolves. You're like, oh,

so you're going to be like three or four. And no, it's the equivalent of as many that would be in a fucking beehive. So it's hundreds and hundreds of wolves just storming someone.

It's like a fucking cave hanging from a tree. It's just a bunch of diarwolves just come out of it. Oring out. Like a wave It looks like a tidal wave of wolves And I was like get him

Get him consume him So many wolves You know how crazy would I be You know how much of the population would get reset You know how much damage that would do To the ecosystem wherever that is It would destroy yeah Wherever it is

Fuck that And many of them would probably kill all the humans in the general area Like people would have to move away Because it would be so many of them. That'd be so crazy to see. That'd be so crazy to see, man. Someone casts a spell.

I can summon how many of an animal? You can summon 300 of one animal. And this idiot chooses, dire wolves, and he completely fucks up because it's a minute place. Destroyes it. Something like,

I like the idea of, something like way worse, or just take up too much space, like a swarm of, like hippos or something. That's insane. There's just so much space being taken up. Man, this is a hard answer.

This is a hard question. Like, because I'm thinking of so many different possibilities, because my first instinct is like, like, a magically summoned swarm of any animal implies there's really no limit. And I feel like you'd want to go big in some ways because it's like, my first thought was like gorilla. Because like, dude, like you're winning, you're winning a lot of fights with a swarm of gorillas. If you summon that many guerrillas, you could probably beat the Avengers. That many gorillas could probably kill the Avengers as a whole. You know, that's dangerous.

What was that conversation we were having at the bar? You were like one million sponge bobs against Superman. I was asking, I was asking a bar full of people. I was asking, like, do you think Superman could beat one million SpongeBob? SpongeBob's. And I don't think he could. I think it depends if Spider-Man's somebody got his reality warping powers. Like, it's Spongebob breaking reality?

Because sometimes he does that. And it doesn't make sense. That's all he does. That's all he does. I think we just found our title for this episode. Get Superman beat one million Spongebobes. I really, like, this is a quick, I've been thinking about this for weeks. Like, because, because, you know what brought this up to me?

It's like, I saw a video. I don't remember what, this is not an episode that I grew up. with. Okay. But it's an episode of Spongebob that I saw where I think, like, Mr. Crabs is, like, horrifically injured or something, and SpongeBob has to manage the restaurant. And so he's, he shapeshifts into Mr. Crabs. It's like, okay, so he's a shapeshifter.

That's a big, that's a fucking insane. That's right off the bat. Good move. Right off the bat. Success starts with your drive. An American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs, APU helps you gain the skills and confidence to move forward.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morton. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way. easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. That's insane. But then he does this thing where like he pisses off Squidward so much that Squidward quits and he's like, oh man, man, I need to,

I need to someone demand the register. And he peels a thin layer of his face. And he peels a thin layer of his off and that thin layer of his face becomes another SpongeBob. Let's go. And he does this constantly and he never gets smaller, by the way. Like he never gets thinner. It's never like, you know, eight by nine. You know, he's not like he's not like a fucking sheet of paper by the end. So he can clone himself seemingly infinitely.

He's a shapeshifter. there's constant there's he can drive he can sit on a boulder and drive it just because he wills it so you got some tech on him

you're right right right the pioneer shit the pioneer shit like as if anyone else on the show would be able to do that yeah right I don't know man like I've seen no Patrick Patrick's broken reality a few times too but not the same degree but Patrick is still in that universe man

Like, I really, I really think Superman has more rules binding him. That's true. Than, then SpongeBob doesn't. For that reason alone, I don't. You just proved that SpongeBob has magic. Yeah, he's, yeah. And that will fuck Superman up, dude. That's the thing.

Superman, Superman, the thing is like this, right? So Superman isn't weak to magic, but the thing is that magic affects him like it affects every other person. Like, it doesn't, Superman doesn't like, if you use a fireball on Superman, right, that's It won't do extra damage to him, but it would burn him like it would burn Bruce Swain or me or you, you know? Well, not Bruce Wayne. Bruce Wayne's built different. He's, like, that makes sense, but I guess by default, since nothing else hurts him, it's like he's weak to magic, right? I guess that's what you mean.

He's resistance to everything, but that makes sense. But that makes sense. It has no resistance to his kryptonian flesh or whatever. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. So I don't know, man. Like that.

So one might do some fuck with him in Vorum. something like that. Like, I'm going to go and take his head and he fucking becomes big again. I'm ready. And he pops out his head and it's like old shit, he died. That's the thing. It's like I feel like SpongeBob would win by accident. I don't think he would try. I don't think he would try to kill him. And I don't think Superman would try to kill SpongeBob either. I just think in a in an all, like in a serious fight where they just had to fight. I just, I feel like SpongeBob. They just had to fight. Yeah. Like like like like like like Darkside. Darkside forces them to fight because if they don't fight, then he's going to blow up like the world or something. He's going to blow up Earth.

Like some type of scenario right there where he just, he forces him to fight. He's like, please no. And he's like, you got to fight him. And he's like, I really don't want to fight him. I really don't fight him. I really, that's SpongeBob.

He's done nothing wrong. That's a million sponge bob. If you don't fight, the world dies. I'm saying it right now. Maybe it'll be, maybe it would, maybe it would be a,

an interesting fight between like a single SpongeBob and a Superman, but there's no way Superman's winning it. You said it may be an interesting fight between SpongeBob and Superman. An individual SpongeBob. But if it's multiple, it's a fucking a watch. It's a wash, man. There's no way Superman's contending with a million people, a million SpongeBob.

This is no way. Like I don't think. I think even a million people could probably give him some more. No, he could just kill them. He could, like, punching through air. But that's, that's what I mean, right? Because we were talking at the bar, it's like, what's interesting, and we hadn't thought about it this in depth, but at the time we were like, it's interesting because I feel like Superman could easily win against one person, and he could probably win against one SpongeBob, but he could easily win against a million people, but probably not a million SpongeBob. So what is SpongeBob's power level? That was a conversation we were having. Is it beyond human?

Because the thing is this, right? If you gave one person the strength of one million people, they'd be pretty strong. That'd be done to be horrifying. That wouldn't be pretty. That's, Chris, Spider-Man is really strong, not pretty strong. Captain America is pretty strong. He can lift like 5,000 pounds.

That's pretty strong. One million people stacked on top each other power-wise. It's horrifying. You're right. Even if it was just like one million kids, that'd be really scary. That's a lot of energy. You know how much torque you can. If you clap your hands, you break a building.

You can do worse than that. You can slap concrete apart and dig into the world. Just slapping it. I don't know. I just, I feel like, I don't know. I don't feel, because it's the reason I ask that question, because it seems like most people would say like, oh, yeah, Superman wins, obviously.

But like, have you really thought about it, though? Yeah, you got to think about it. You got to make a video about that, Chris. This is that video. That would be the greatest departure of content for you. If you made a serious video about that, like you spent months reading Superman comic books, getting like a very solid understanding,

and then you watch every episode of SpongeBob, you calculate, you catalog everything he's done. That's impossible. And then try to scientifically make it make sense. Yeah. Hey, I'm Chris Raygun. And I'm here to tell you why. One million SpongeBob is absolutely.

dog fuck the shit out of Cal L, son of crypto. Yeah, well, you know what the thing is? I would do that, but that's a lot of effort and a lot, and YouTube doesn't like that. It would be a lot easier for me to, it would be a lot easier for me. Yeah, it would be a lot easier for me to dance in front of a fucking, I don't know, like one of those Feliz Navidad Cactuses and just play some fucking, I don't know, Bruno Mars song or fucking whatever, and then like it'll get a million views and then I'll get some patrons out of it.

people don't like effort. I don't know why. I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened. I feel like it used to be a safe bet. Now it's not. Yeah. Damn, bro.

You have to be grandfathered in for some effort. I see some people still putting out some pretty quality shit every once in a while. That's true. And they don't get recognition for it. That's very true. Because I've seen none of it. Yeah, it's just, it's much easier to just streaming in post clips.

It's insane. Just do it, ladies. Ladies and gentlemen. Do it. I'm working on a video right now. It's taken me like seven months. This is like a big project of mine. And like every day I feel like, God damn.

Like this is going to come out and it's going to reach like eight people, Max. Eight people? I feel like it's just going to. I feel like I have that because that happened a couple times when I would upload and it would be like I would leave a video. Do you remember when this used to happen, Derek? Like sometimes you'd upload a video and then you'd wait like 30 minutes or whatever. And then it'd be like 10 views. Yeah.

What the fuck? That doesn't make any sense. And then you'd re-upload it again and then it would be fixed. I just have a feeling like that would happen and it would like ruin my fucking day. Would you stop? Would you stop if that happened? Like if you'd like... If I re-uploaded it and the problem still persisted, I'd probably just start a new channel at that point.

Part of me has been thinking about that anyway. Like you really, like you put your heart and soul into something and you're like, I really like I can't wait for this video to come out. I'm like, I'm very stoked about this video. But it's, you know, sometimes I'm just thinking like, what am I. fucking doing. Such a waste. It's so much effort. And it's coming along pretty well.

But also like, there's just that part where it's like, is this going to, is anyone going to fucking see this? If I were you, I would try to awaken the sleeping algorithm just by posting a bunch of bullshit

within one week. Make two videos. Make a video about Kanye West because those videos did kind of well on my channel, surprisingly. You know, considered to the average views I would normally get. And then there's this guy.

You don't have to give a shit about him, but still just talk about him. His name's Brendan Shob if you know him. Brendan Shob's former MMA, UFC fighter turned quote-unquote comedian that everybody hates. If you make a video by him, it will get in the algorithm because he has the most dedicated haters

I've ever seen in my life. Sov, really? People hate him that much? I mean, he kind of sucks, but, like, people hate him that much. Yes. It's, dude, I made a video about him just covering some of the bullshit that why people hate him. And when I checked, this was much ago. Like, that shit got 200,000 views easy and I'm just like

yo and there's motherfuckers that have channels dedicated just hating on him it's so funny it's so funny freaking what's it's called like what's it's the gringo poppy yeah gringle poppy he's fucking trash he's just not he's really not he's really not a comedian he's not funny at all that's the problem

he's so tragically by the way I want to bring this up too since we're talking about this I oh the thing let's talk about the thing is one thing actually happened and we're not talking about the Dave Chappelle bringing Elon Musk on stage thing and he's getting booed. Right. That's not been, okay.

Well, that's what I wanted to bring up because I tweeted recently. Like the other day, I was just like, I, I admit it was a little bit of an insulting tweet because I was like, Elon Musk is the imagined dragons of people in the sense that he frequently shows up in places that are made worse by his presence. That's why I tweet. That's what I said. But, but I was just like, I was just talking about it's like, this guy's just not funny. Like he's not a charismatic, funny person.

Like, it's just not, that's just not who this guy is. Right. Just isn't. Like, I think almost objectively so. And so many people were like, well, well, obviously, you know, there's a lot of Elon fucking simps. Yeah. Yeah, I really, I really don't fucking understand it. I really, I really cannot feel like.

I would even hate the guy, by the way. I'm just so unenamored by him. Like, I just, I feel nothing. Like, he shows up and I'm like, like, like, the only. The only reason I really don't like him is because, it's for the same, honestly, for the same reason I don't like Imagine Dragons. I'm not even joking, in the sense that he just shows up so often, and I hear about him so much. And then, like, imagine I go to a Dave Chappelle show.

I want to see a legend work. I want to see a legendary comedian do a set. And then here, I got to put my phone away, and it's like, you know what? Good. I don't want to hear about Twitter bullshit, you know? Success starts with your drive. and American Public University is here to fuel it. With affordable tuition and over 200 flexible online programs,

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.

$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. And then on stage. comes Elon Musk. Elon Musk. You got like, I can't stress this enough. Stop, stop, stop.

I look at what Elon Ma. Elon Ma is amazing. But the, I can't stress this enough because I saw a lot of people being like, oh, of course, of course a woke crowd in San Francisco booed him. It's like, it's a crowd in San Francisco that paid to see Dave Chappelle. Yeah. Like these aren't like, these aren't like random outside. These aren't people who are like, man, Dave Chappelle is so insensitive.

I fucking hate him. I hate him so much. I'm going to buy tickets to his show and be excited to see it. That's not, that's his audience. And if I was there to see Dave Chappelle and Elon Musk goes on stage and takes 10 fucking minutes of that stage time, I am absolutely booing. My thing like this. Get him off the stage. My thing is that like, did you see him try to fucking play Mario?

Get him off. Yeah, right, right, right. The thing right now is that I feel like. Dave Chappelle. My feelings are Dave Chappelle a little mix right now. I still think he is one of the greatest of all time to ever do it. That will never change, you know?

Ever. I think that he might have been a little wrong in the way he said some things. And I think for me the biggest problem was he didn't he didn't take, he didn't react the way I would hope he would have reacted, you know. I wish he would

have been like, I fucked up and I fucked up, let's talk and I can make jokes about the fact that I fucked up and I can keep it pushing. He didn't do that. I didn't like the way he didn't do that. But nonetheless, his, the way he reacted felt a little overly defensive, you know, for someone who's been

around as long as he has, and has made as long as he has, and is admitted to going, saying the wrong thing before more than once. That's not new to him. You know, the way he went about it to the street time was like, you know, I didn't like it. But why the fuck was Elon Musk

at his show? Like, Dave, what are you doing with Elon? Why is he here? But the thing is, it's like, but the thing is like, Dave can find a way to make that funny. And he did. He put a couple of, like, yeah, because he was like, uh, uh, the first comedy club on Mars is going to be mine. And it's like, you know, it's like, that was, that was the deal and, or stuff like that. It's like, yeah, he can do it, but it's just, it's just, he's, who asked for Elon Musk in the first place? Particularly, Elon Musk has tarnished his reputation because number one

Tesla has always been known for example as a progressive thing you're trying to get into the electric stuff that was always the vibe right that was like the vibe there's people now they're actively saying I will never fuck with Tesla because of these decisions he's been making before we was trying to get ahead of a sexual assault

allegations he said oh I'm I'm conservative and then oh they're attacking me because I'm conservative and I was like what a genius what a scumbag genius I hate him for that that's the reason why I don't like him That is the main reason why I don't like him personally. And that was the first thing that he did. And now what he's doing now on Twitter,

it is, if anyone who's paying attention just mainstream people. So these people that are watching Dave Chappelle are just a bunch of fucking normies. And they're seeing on media outlets saying, oh, Elon Musk is letting a bunch of shitty people back on Twitter. Oh, you know that guy that runs Daily Stormer, the fucking neo-Nazi website?

He got his account unbanned. Why the fuck would you let this guy back on Twitter? And why is Ethan Klein still banned, for example? You know what I'm saying? Did you get your, did you ever get your account back? I have not got my back because I don't have any. If I had conservative ties, I could get it back. Like, say for example, the Sargon of Akad's back.

Why the fuck is Sargon back? You know what Sargon's back? Because people like the quartering and I and Miles Chong petition. And that's why they're back. Now me, I don't have any ties of these people because I've shadowed them too much. You know, like I, there was some, for example, I don't. fuck with the Hodgtoids anymore. However, I was like, I think we still follow

each other on Instagram, because I forgot about it. I was like, I think I'm going to try to DM those motherfuckers just to be like, oh, we're still, because I've shot on them too, because I'm disappointed those motherfuckers. I knew them before they went political, right? Right, right. When they would just work out ghouls, and they would eat in their car and such that back in the day. Yes. I remember that. I have a channel called the

conservative twins and everything, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, fuck. Anyway, so I may try to ask them and be like, I know you guys talk to Elon. Could you tell him to give me my fucking account back? Because Andrew Tate, Jordan Peterson, all these people have done things infinitely worse than me pretending to be a fucking Trump.

Oh yeah, for sure. And so I'm like, bro, give my fucking account back. I agree. It's not like some scrub account. It was close to like 90,000 followers or some shit. And like fucking a bunch of his buddies that he loves having sex with Joe Rogan and stuff. Like we were following each other. I'm saying like, my was no scrub account.

So obviously there's just some fuckery going on and people are seeing this. So right now and other things. Elon's spreading conspiracy theories. He's not, he's lifting, like, there was the suppression of, like, misinformation. He's letting that go. He doesn't get to fuck about that anymore. He's doing so much shit that people, like, on the surface that are talking about it in, like, in those late-night shitty Jimmy shows and stuff, they're all talking about it. The people are aware of this stuff.

They're like, fuck this guy. Like, fuck, get them the fucking. Chris, you're totally right to, even if Elon didn't do this stuff, I would still be annoyed that he came out because I'm like, why the fuck is he here? But those boos were so prominent because of the shit that's going on right now. And it shows how out of touch Dave Chappelle is. And particularly when he was talking about all that trans stuff and that turf stuff where he doesn't, he like doubled down. He doesn't understand the real fucking problem. And that story he actually made up about that chick that killed herself and all this stuff.

Wait, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't say that to me. Yeah, you got to look into that too. It's not the way he classified All that shit went down It's not true It's just fucked up

But it's what this is what Don't tell me that This is what a lot of people do man Like there's there's a story I'm not gonna go into it It's a little bit longer But it's just if you watch that special And how he classified it

How he told the story There are people that know That person They're like That's not how that fucking shit went down But the thing is How are you gonna fact check One of the biggest stars on earth

You know how are you gonna How are you gonna like fucking It's like say right now There's a There's a UFC fighter named Patty Pimlet. Huge star right now. Huge fucking star. He started talking shit on this journalist named Aero Hawani,

his MMA journalist. Lied about a bunch of shit. And the reason he did it because he was having a podcast with the boss, Dana White. He just basically was sucking off the boss. Ariel comes out and says, hey, none of that shit's true. Here's the receipts. And then Patty just doubles and triples down. And all of the Normie fans that don't pay attention to all the stuff in the community,

they don't really know what's happening. So just like James Sipel can lie. and make this to make himself look good and then people were like, hey, that's not how it went down, actually. This isn't why she killed herself. You know, like, even though he said like, oh, they killed her because of this, this and that.

Like, no, this is not why she killed herself. Like, people that knew her, like, no, that's not true. And then, but it just goes on the radar. Same with this patty shit. It's just, if you're big enough, you can just lie and get away with it. It's okay. Don't tell me that.

I love Dave so much. I like him too, man. But it's just like the fame obviously got to him. Maybe. Yeah, I don't know. I think Honestly, I didn't have a single problem with any of his specials at all. But I think... I didn't, I think

that's the thing. We didn't have a problem, but we... No, I had a problem. I did have a problem with the fucking that turf nonsense that he was spewing. I did have a problem with that. What was he saying? Like, he mischaracterizing what fucking the trans issues and shit. Yeah, that's the thing about like say...

Because there's the whole thing about like say, you know, people say the trans women are women. Like, they know they're not fucking biologically women. That is not need to be stated. Right, right. Yeah, I agree. But socially, gender-wise, they're like, oh, transgender women. But he doesn't agree with that shit. There's pushback. There is, there are things that say, for example, people were, uh, uh, what's he like, what's her name? J.K. Raleigh was like, paling around with Dave Chappelle in a way like, oh, thanks for almost having my back type of a thing. Right. And it's like, it's one of those things where it's like, if you're,

if you're not really paying attention, I guess, maybe it can go over your head. Yeah, it can go over your head. That's the thing. But it's just like I'm listening to what these people in the community in these communities that are saying they're like, hey, this is, fuck, this is problematic, man. That's what my problem grew from. Because I didn't, I, I, absorbing it, right? I'm not a part of that

community. And also, I'm not a person that's bigoted, right? So in hearing Dave's you're promising, well, well, at least that group, at least this group in particular I got nothing against. This one group, I'm on their team. So,

So I'm like not seeing it. I'm not seeing the problem. But then I watched some videos. That guy who told me about that guy was the dredge that I'm that African-American dude. Oh, uh, uh, signifier. Yes. I watched him. He made a great video talking to him to talk to him to Trenti about what he said.

And they were just like, it was just mischaracterization because you're not aware of the problems that come from these things. And I was like, damn, not that I hear this group's perspective of it. I can see that Dave was a little bit. He was a little bit wrong, but the book bothered. me most that he didn't just be like my bad, that's it. That's all. My bad, I was incorrect. It's literally simple as that. That's it. Oh, shit. Because that's what I've done.

I'll say this again. And then we, let's move on. Or maybe ended or whatever. I don't know what video it was and how many years ago it was, but I used to think, uh, sex and ginger, gender were interchangeable. I didn't know there was a difference. I was just ignorant. So I remember in some video where I said, I specifically said there's, there's only two genders. Because I

I thought it meant like sex. I thought I meant the same thing. Yeah, most people do. I've been educated. I've been educated since then. I'm like, I know the difference between gender and sex and it's like, oh, my bad. If I've ever said that, it's not what I meant, you know, just to kind of clarify. And then it's as simple as that and like, you move on, everybody's cool, you know, but when people, a lot of people's egos, they get fucking hurt. These people they're like, oh, I'm being attacked and then they double down. I'm like, fuck, stop. Why do you, why can't you be wrong? You're a fucking human being. There's nothing wrong with being wrong, man. Just correct it. It's fine.

That's all it takes And I think that's the thing that like a lot of A lot of people in general As a whole have that problem Like I understand why Dave did that right Because comedians Everything everything People come like make jokes about

Everyone gets upset about you know People get upset about a lot of shit nowadays It's the nature of the beast nowadays And everybody gets upset And I feel like Dave felt attacked In his essence of that moment right But people weren't attacking him Just because of some stupid shit

there was a little bit of incorrectness and how you went about it and if he would have just been able to see that he would have been able to make jokes even about himself making that mistake and that could have been better that could have been better because having someone like him

the biggest comedian on the planet just understand where he fucked up that's that's fine that it give more people who have done fucked up things or such and incorrectly a chance to be able to be like you know what I fucked up too

and I'm that's what I see it as but I it's a different It's a different conversation for him because he just, sure, he didn't do that. I guess I just, I don't know, like,

because I look at, like, like, one of the, one of the, one of my favorite jokes of his from the closers is when he's talking about, uh,

how good it must have felt to be one of the kids that Michael Jackson slept with, right? And how he's, he's talking about like, how was, like, oh,

how are you doing, Jimmy, how is your weekend? How was my weekend? Michael Jackson sucks. hilarious. It is, but like,

that's also. not an accurate depiction of the victims of Michael Jackson. You know what I mean? Oh, not at all. I don't think there is, I don't know. So to me, it's like... But Michael Jackson's Michael Jackson's victim isn't a community of people that are still kind of fighting

for their social rights, you know, technically. Well, I understand what you're saying, but also, I mean, you could argue that that's a joke that's a joke that makes light of, you know, not sexual assault child sexual abuse but it's also but I'm not even going to say because there's people like

Miloianopoulos who are totally fine with their sexual abuse you know he's making a joke but it's also at the same time there is some because when you think about it as you're a kid and you're ignorant and they're like holy shit I just did this awesome shit

and then maybe you get older like all these victims are now right right right right people got older and they're like well wait wait a second this will happen to me what I mean it's it's Dave Chappelle's class of it

he can make there is like there is comedians. There's local comedians that make trans jokes all the fucking time. There's actually some like shit swirling around TikTok and whatnot to show. Here's an example of how to not be a bigot essentially. That's how they're trying to promote it

as like this is how, why he's going about it wrong. It's not about jokes. You can make jokes about these situations. It was just like the classification and he was just getting things wrong and promoting what they call like fucking transphobia or what would

just like the turfism or whatever the fuck where it's kind of like promoting that this is not like he didn't understand he really didn't understand what he was saying that's it was really it was really that it was really that like it wasn't like that like oh it's it wasn't whether it was funny or not because there's people like i watch some people that are pretty progressive and they're like it's not about it being it's not it's like it's oh it's not funny me or it was just it's a little bit more complicated I guess where I would I would challenge people to watch videos of people trying to actually do a better job than what me or

weenier saying, but to actually see like, oh, here's the issue, check this out, and then, you know, if you still disagree, then fair enough, you know? Yeah, that's fair. Because it's not about him being offensive. It's about him just being slightly ignorant. I think that's what it was. Because he's gay, and he's, he's a shame of being gay. I don't know.

I guess, yeah. I don't know that much about it. I just know that, like, how I feel generally about. being able to be ignorant in comedy and how funny a lot of that shit really is like it's it's like some of the like obviously there's a you have carlin who is like very much the opposite right he's like a very very knowledgeable fucking person

who's doing comedy and it's like very very true Dave is usually the knowledgeable person that's the thing Dave's never been Carlin he's not Carlin he's not Carlin I have a pretty good example but he has been wise he's a very wise man I think what we did for example with the gay parody is a good example of here is some comedy that gay people are not offended by but then there's comedy out there that people are very offended by so you start joking about

AIDS and all this other shit things that like could really start pissing people off now I'm not saying you can't do that right but understanding that like this is going to piss some people off when you start joking about some of the more serious things and things that have actually affected them negatively or whatever but us just fucking around and talking about you know just dude butt fucking each other like in an anthem is not a problem because right like you know we're not saying there's anything wrong with that actually i feel like we're championing it literally i'm a champion of this community in fact i i feel like that's like really the only difference words you could argue that we've uh we've done more for that community than anyone honestly give my fucking flowers

right now LGBTQ hand me my motherfucking flowers right by the way by the way guys i don't know i don't By the way, I just want to say this because I, I, look, I don't know if this is true or not, but I'm going to take credit for it anyway. We should, we should take credit for this. I swear to guy, and I know Sweeney agrees with me, that fucking gay Ford F150 shit did not. I'm really convinced. Oh, no, that was us. That was us. Because I saw that like elsewhere, like random corners of the internet, like way, way after we did that joke.

Like way later. that we made those jokes in our house quite a bit ahead before we brought it on to the podcast as well. Yeah, you guys were on the stream or some, weren't you? Or something like that? Fort and 150.

That was even before that. It was even before that we made those jokes. That was like an in the house joke. That was like a long running joke. That was like a long run joke about the Ford. Like, we got 40F1. And then all of a sudden I see it everywhere.

So not only did we write a really fantastic anthem, we gave you a car. our car brand that specially speaks to your group fucking truck what can I say man I did see a comment in the comment section about that like I listen to this while I'm in my F1 50 yeah yeah I was like that's nice

that's nice that's nice I was saying is this man all I'm saying is this I've done more for the gay community than anybody has ever done ever and I want my fucking flowers I'm sick of y'all I'm not I'm disputing that I'm sick of y'all acting like I don't deserve my flowers.

I think we all have, quite frankly. I think we all have. Exactly, bro. We're fucking trade setters, man. Dude. As an ally. The amount of people that. Success starts with your drive.

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That was like when I was in Venice. That was like when I was in Venice and I saw one of my, like, I saw a, like, one of the, one of the vendors who like selling shirts. They were selling knockoff. And I mean, you have a similar experience with this, too, with your fucking RIPRRR.P Marcus. Where they use your fucking face on some, some fake. But they literally Googled some black guy. They go what makes that crazy is that they Googled some random black guy probably. They typed in some random black guy on the computer

And then he came up That is poetry in motion right there, dude It is damn funny What was the image that they used? What was you like this? You had a suit on or something like that? No, no, no, no, um, uh, uh, you Chris. Oh, for me?

What do you saw Venice? What did you see it? I saw, I saw, yeah, at Venice, at Venice Beach in California I saw, I saw my kill me, uh, like my friends because I used to have a, um, okay, I used to have a, I still do. It's a pretty, I love that shirt. I will never get rid of it.

But it's, it's just a friend's logo, but it says, kill me in the same friends font with the same, like, spacing and the periods in between. And I saw that for sale, like, like, in droves. So, like, they definitely didn't buy it from me. They just, like, knocked the design. But I know for a fact that I was the first person to make that design. I remember photoshopping it. I remember making it. I remember pulling it out.

And I remember even looking at it. It's like, is that my design? And I, because I have like a, I had a very specific error that I left in on purpose just to see like in case, because I knew this would happen. Not in Venice specifically, but I knew that that shirt would get ripped off. It's always, merch designs are always fucking ripped off. Like red bubble. There's always like some fucking fake version of your merch. It sucks.

But, but there's like a, there's like an error that I left in there. And I look, is it there? It's like, yep, that's it. That's nuts. So this dude was just selling. kill me shirts and I was like that's that's sick bro and he's like yeah man you want it it's like nah I got I'm set no man I made that shit that's mine bro that's mine bro that's real fucked up of you I wasn't gonna give him a hard

I mean whatever like yeah no I no no absolutely no whatever that's a fucking criminal now I'm getting I mean yeah literally yes but like I don't look man if I was going after him I'm fine I don't need the money that he's gonna make off of those like 15 shirts Like you do you do you I know you're gonna just rip somebody off Somebody else off in like a week and steal their design I'm just gonna let you go go do your thing But live man But to have that impact and like just to see it reflected elsewhere

It's so fucking weird Like it's a weird experience I open my DMs right And I usually don't have my DMs open Because the last one opened them I got a lot of very explicit images And I was like I'm gonna delete these I don't need this energy But uh I opened them recently and people have been saying like

Hey Sweene thank you so much much for everything you're on a podcast. Thank you from Israel. Thank you from like Glasgow and shit like that. I'm just like Yeah, that's pretty fucking cool, man. Stop. I'm like, yo, shut the fuck up. They never mess with me again, you stupid bitch. You're in fucking danger. I know you fucking live. You didn't hide your fucking IP address, you fucking idiot.

I'm going to have you drone strikes. Like shit like that because I can't deal people giving me, like respecting me. You know? It bothers me. I thought you wanted, I just, I thought you wanted your flowers. I thought it was specifically for the gay shit? I want my flowers because that group needs to give me my flowers.

All right. But these other people fuck them. They're so bizarre that you keep getting, you've gotten, like, I don't get news for shit, man. I got them once that I deleted them and I'm like, no thanks. Do people like, I think when I was popping years ago, but like now that's literally, I have all my DMs open for everything. Nothing.

Like nobody gives a flying fuck. You're married now too, bro. That's pretty cool. I mean, I feel like, I was like, oh, I hope, um, because you know how some demons, they're like, oh, he's totally taken. I'm going to try to steal him. But everything's been cool, man. Everything's been cool.

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As he runs into it with his Dajra Glongsor And you're like, what the fuck, dude Yeah, I can't remember Was it you who had a Dajra chasing you? Yeah No, no, no, was it someone, no, no, it wasn't you No, no, it was Jalen, it was Jailen, he summoned an unbound Deidre

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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And the danger ran upon him. He was like, oh shit, he ran away again. No, was it hint? Because I remember a story of somebody using the Wabajack, and he turned like a piece of cabbage into a Dajric fucking... Into a Dadra. Because that's what the Wabajack did. It just like replaced AI and game assets.

So it's basically just like you could turn anyone into anything, but you couldn't pick. It was just random. And he turned this fucking cabbage into a Dadra. And it was chasing him his entire. run. But, oh, God. I know that Jalen did definitely summon a danger.

You're right. That also did happen, but I remember the way. Dude, very far later on the danger was chasing him. Like a month's later of gameplay. And it was just found him again. He was just like, what?

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Oh my God. Do you know about that, Sweeney? The transvestigators. Do you know about that? Derek? You know, you must know, right? What is that? It sounds familiar, but I don't know.

June used to tweet about them a lot. The trans investigators are the people who believe that everybody is trans. Or they'll have like a conspiracy, they'll have like a conspiracy theory about like, I don't know, fucking Angelina Jolie, and they'll be like, look at her fucking jaw. That's not a fucking woman's jaw.

Jennifer Garner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just all these people. They have, like, they had, they had conspiracy theories about June and me also as well. Like, so that's,

you were trans. Yeah, they think everybody's trans. They just think everybody is. One of my ex-girlfriends, dude. She's a transvestigator? No, no, no, no, no, no. They thought, like,

I saw comments in the, she just looks like some regular chick with a big nose, and they're like, is your girlfriend trans? Like, I saw, like, maybe like five comments. And I'm like,

what? Based off of what? I didn't know the, I didn't understand the criteria. I mean, you were freak like that. You freaky, but like,

I don't, I don't, I'm pretty tolerant, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. I wouldn't hide it, bro. I'm not, I'm not a pussy.

I'm not, I respect that. Let me say, I've seen, I've seen some Twitter accounts. It was just like, you know, you know,

in the right light, how you doing? You know, exactly, how you doing? Look, I'm taking, but all I got to say that if it's a dude,

I think it's different rules. But you would agree, you would agree, though, right? If you, you wouldn't, you wouldn't want to be a bigot by saying, like, you wouldn't know. Just because I'm taken. I'm fucking. Yeah, exactly. I'm not a, I'm not an asshole. Come on.

Yeah. I'm just saying for everybody in the world, don't be a pussy, man. Just don't try to hide that shit. Just fucking rock. That's, that's something that I wish that for real, that's a real moment. I wish that was something that people did more often. I hate the fact that people have to hide parts of themselves in their lives. Because being yourself is the first and most.

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