The Snark Tank - #137: The Quartering Wants Elon Musk

Episode Date: December 26, 2022

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I don't know. Did that guy die? Pete Rodriguez? Yeah. Maybe. I feel like certainly he's dead. He was like as big as a house or something, so he was probably hard for him to. Pete Rodriguez.

American pianist. Let's see. Is he? Penest? He has American. Is he still alive? He died in 2000. Yeah, that sounds about right.

Holy shit. That was a long time ago. Wasn't he a very big gentleman? Wasn't he a very big gentleman? He doesn't look huge. He looks pretty small, actually. What? Yeah, Pete Rodriguez.

Who the fuck am I thinking of? I don't know. You're probably thinking of... Literally. Someone else. Man. You think of a PDT. I'm like gaslighting myself.

God damn. They'd be like that, brother. Yeah, whatever. I don't know why he died then. Tito Pointe. Tito Puente. Anyway, yeah, welcome, Chris. Finish that.

Yeah, no, he's... He's been dead for a while. Born and Puerto Rico died in the Bronx, so it makes sense. That's our path, bro. That is all of our paths, man. You guys are somehow going to end up there. You're going to end up... We're both from there.

No, but you're going to end up dying there. Like, it doesn't matter where the fuck you are. Like, so when you said something about you want to move to, like, Midwest or some bullshit like that, you said something like that, right? And then all of a sudden, you're going to somehow still in... up in the Bronx. Because my family's there, that's why. You know what's going to happen?

You know what's going to happen? You're going to want to go, you're going to want to take a trip to like Europe or something. You're going to want to let's go to fucking, let's go to Japan or let's go to London. And you'll take a flight and then you'll be like doing that. It'll be like a, what is it? Not a direct flight. It'll be like you'll land in New York. But as you're coming down to New York, the plane's going to lose control and it's going to

crash into the Bronx. And then that's where you're going to die. And that's going to be me. I'm going to like, dang. I'm going to go, I'm going to see the Yankee State. I'm going to be like, God, fucking, damn it. The 4, 5, 6, and D train again. It's delayed again, and I'm going to blow up.

Yeah. And then you're hell. You're going to be in hell, and all that's going to be on repeat is that shitty version of, I like it, like that. Like some guy just, it's just toxying the fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Baby.

It's a William Shatner number. Yeah. I've got soul. I've got soul. Anyway, anyway, listen, before we, before we just get into a cycle of just repeating this God for second,

joke for the entire episode. Let's, let me just, let me just ask you guys, leave us some nice reviews over on iTunes. I haven't asked for that in a while, but it helps us with the algorithm, all that bullshit.

Obviously, we've got Patreon where you can ask us questions and all that. We'll get to the question part later in the show. But we got a lot to talk about today, actually. Because not a ton, nothing earth-shattering happened, but enough happened that it's like, okay, there's actually stuff to go through. The first thing I really, really want to just get the ball rolling with is,

I don't know if you guys are familiar. People in the audience, I don't know if you guys are familiar with the quartering or not. I imagine you are because it's impossible not to see those goddamn thumbnails everywhere you look. He went on some. meltdown recently sucking Elon's

dick in just broad broad daylight gawking that shit but let's set it up though we got to set

up how he got to the meltdown you're right you're right so I mean how do we even I imagine Derek's

Derek's been thinking about this quite a bit Derek's I because Sweeney and I actually streamed and we talked

a little bit about it like briefly but Derek hasn't at all so I'm going to give you the floor since you're actually

like probably most eager. Elon Ma. Yes. So you know that guy, Elon Ma, you know him, right?

Yeah, so he based, no. Elon Ma, he made me fucking cry the first time I saw it. Because I was like, he looked like Elon Musk,

and then he said, Elon Ma. And I thought him screaming. This guy fucking, I love it. I love it. I love that. It almost feels like

it shouldn't be allowed, but he did it. He did it himself, you know? Yeah, so it's fine, because we didn't do it. Yeah.

All right. All right, so if anyone who's not, like, riding Elon Musk's dick, like, super hard, understands that he's hemorrhaging money and he essentially just lies to investors, right, every year to keep, you know, his stock up. But all of the promises he's made about damn near everything, like, oh, the roaster, oh, that big ass truck that's supposed to be better than diesel. and all this shit, going to Mars by fucking. All this shit that it's just none, it's being pushed back. But he just keeps perpetuating the same lives by saying it's coming, it's coming, it's coming. It's brilliant. It's brilliant.

So now he buys Twitter because he's stupid, right? Bys the meme price of $44 billion when it was probably worth. Well, it was already in debt $12 billion. So what was it even worth really anyway? So long story short, he's doing a terrible job. Yes. and the thing that was the camel that broke the straws back is he implemented a policy

that now this was a weird thing it said one thing on the tweet on the official Twitter page that said hey we're going to block you from promoting external links what are you laughing about it's the straw that broke the camel's back I think he said it on purpose though what did I say

I can when I broke the straws back and I was like the straw's weak. Any tam will break it back. That's fucking amazing. That is fucking amazing. We, like, as we, we were like almost looking at each other despite the fact that we're not in the same room. Because I was like,

because I just thought you meant to do that as like a joke. I did too. And I was like, well, he did it on purpose. That's why you guys didn't correct me? No, no, please.

Please, if that ever happens again. It was kind of like, I don't want to be rude, but you fucking dumb. You said it wrong. So years ago, and I have this clipped on Instagram, where I said, I think I called 911. Well, what was it?

911. I said 9-11. Right. And then immediately, you called me out immediately. Like, well, why are you saying that? Why are you calling 911 9-11? To me, I was just saying it saves time. It just kind of rolls off the tongue easier.

And then it was just getting shot on, you know, because it's not like, oh, it's 9-1-1. I get it. So please. 11. I mean, it just rolls out the tongue. And to be honest, I was watching a show not that long ago, and I heard somebody call 911 9-11 9-11, and it immediately made me like, ooh, ooh, ooh, I wanted to like screenshot it or something. I'm like, who fucking cares? I'm not the only one. Don't make fun of it. I'm not making fun of me. Yeah, the straw that broke the camel's back. I didn't even notice at all that I said it wrong. Anyway, the only thing, I saw you guys looking weird and I'm like, wait, what the fuck? What did I miss? Anyway, yeah, so, okay, so Elon and his fucking stupid company, they were making people, they said they were going to ban external links that were competing with Twitter.

So if you, you know, if you're going to put things out on your bio, if you're going to tweet things out, like links to other websites that would compete with Twitter, you were going to get temporarily suspended. And if you offend it again, you'd be permanently suspended. But then it said also that, oh, it's only going to be. for accounts that are specifically for promotion. However, if you read the policy, it said that, no, if you're a regular person, and if you posted this XYZ, for example, or if you put this link in your bio, you can get suspended. So everybody was like, what the fuck are you doing? It's social media.

That's what people do. It's social media. And so he got shout on so much that he essentially made a Twitter poll. Like, he rescinded that whole policy. And then he said, hey, do you guys want me to step down from running Twitter? And he ran a poll. And he said he'd abide by it. And that's when people like the quartering started freaking out because it was overwhelmingly, yes.

It was like 56% to, you know, 40, whatever, 44 or whatever. Yeah, something like that. I'm sorry, my master really bad on the fly like this. But the quartering absolutely lost his fucking, my, first of all, if you know the quartering, he got drunk as shit. Like he does. He's an alcoholic. It's kind of sad, but it's also kind of entertaining. So that brings us to the present of why the quartering lost his fucking mind and started crying.

Because he needs Elon Musk to run Twitter and save, basically save the world essentially. Twitter's the public square. It's where all discourse happens in the world, apparently. And apparently, you know, he needs to turn the tide of the cold. culture war, so he needs Ilama to remain in power. And it's so fucking... It was probably one of the most embarrassing things I've seen this year. It's bad. And a lot of fucked up shit has happened, you know?

Yeah, it's... The thing... The thing that's embarrassing about it is just... I can't think of a single human being that I would simp for in this way. You know, publicly. It is wild that he just went on this... And it wasn't like one or two tweets.

It was like a lot, like, like, like at least a dozen. Like lengthy, like lengthers, bro. Like lengthy. Like, he was spilling his guts, man. Like, fighting tooth and nail for this guy. And obviously that video that I didn't see the video, unfortunately. Like, I missed out on it because I was just like, I don't care about. I just don't want to hear about this shit no more.

Like, I was just so over it. But I didn't know he was going to take it down. He took the video down because it was. that embarrassing. Realest how embarrassing it was. It was bad, bro. I feel bad for the guy because, like, look, look, all right. Imagine your hero being Elon Musk like that.

Like, imagine, like, your guy being Elon Ma, you know? And it's be like, you can't do this without him. There's no more free speech. We can't have this. We can't. Elon! Elon! You see what he was like? If I could just talk to him for three minutes.

Like you wanted to get on a phone call with his motherfucker. Literally, bro, was trying to get. He was doing anything he can to get his throat near him, bro. He was trying his artist. And I was like, ah, this feels, I don't feel like making fun of him, but I'm going to do it. He's having that episode, but I'll make it. Here's one of the tweets. Here's one of the tweets.

So Elon was like, no one wants the job who can actually keep Twitter alive. There is no successor. That's him replying to somebody, uh, presumably. like asking like what's the plan or something and the recording goes Elon I want to do it and I can keep it alive not only that grow it far beyond what it is now I have a complex understanding of alt tech what Twitter needs and what creators need I also have a dozen years running a coffee company so I don't know a dozen I guess he just started that coffee company how do you know how do you know

I made the comedy company part up the tweet he's cut out the tweets got up oh my god Chris I think he's talking about his YouTube channel but like dude so much there were there were a lot there were a lot

of tweets and it's it is just staggering to me I just I just don't know what we can tell a person did he was drunk bro he was obviously calling out libs of TikTok too like like like like It was one of those, it felt like there was a literal war going on.

This is how it felt to him. This is how I imagine. There was a war going on. And there were people that were saying they were going to fight the good fight that were just standing down. They were just spectators. And he was so angry. He's like, where were you lives of TikTok? We're losing the culture war.

This is how much it means to these people. And this is how, it's so embarrassing when I hear people talk about this stupid-ass gay, culture war thing. It's so fucking lame that they live, these are the people that live their lives on the internet and they don't have friends outside of it. Because

once my apps close, I'm, I'm just, I'm talking to real people. And then there is no culture war. There's my fucking friends and family. No, exactly. It's so bizarre. What happens, what happens is, right? This is what happens, right? This is what it really is,

right. What happened is, and unfortunately, I hate to agree with Chris ever, because I hate him, but you, when everybody, what happens is a white men in this country, right? Okay, here we go. It's real. This is real shit, man. I'm about the job. I'm listening. I'm listening.

White men in this country, uh, and as of the last, uh, six, seven years have been targeted, uh, for pretty much just being white. And now they're just like everyone's against us. us and we can't talk about what we want to talk about and say what we want and now they feel

like everyone hates them and I mean they didn't do anything exactly didn't them to be hated but it's now it's this culture war is it's it's fake but to some people it's very real well see that's the thing it's it's fake but it to some people it's very real that is perfect to say I will say one thing though but this whole thing the persecution of the straight white male has been grossly exaggerated it's not of course not true because you know yes you're right you're right we've definitely seen we've definitely seen examples of and here's the thing and why I know it's calm

the fuck down because it was in places that it had no business being and that was the whole point my channel where it's at would not exist if it wasn't in places where I wasn't looking for it when I was on fucking kataku when I was on look I used to be the guy that would read and subscribe to magazines and it's like cool good shit Now once things became digital, you go over there now.

You know, it's like, I'm going to read your shit online now. And I'm going to read my, I'm going to read, I used to describe Rolling Stone. And so I'm going to read their articles online, just easier and stuff. All of a sudden, there's articles about the straight white metal. I'm like, what the fuck is this? It was just in places you weren't expecting it. There was a wave happening. And then guess what?

A few years later, it fucking died down because nobody was buying it. Yeah, it wasn't the thing anymore. And this is the thing that's pissing me off. It is largely died down. The people who were riding so much shit, I mean, you'd go on. websites like the route that existed well before the wave they're just writing about what they always write about now and not just completely focusing on this one point like everybody was doing and what buzzfeed was doing and mtvd news was doing you you really you really have to

scoundge to find it like you you really have to go out of your way to before it was like unavoidable before it was like okay it's like oh my god the sixth article today on fucking polygon or whatever about the same exact goddamn thing and like at that point it was annoying but like now i like i remember thinking like even just several years ago i remember thinking like huh this isn't popping up that much i'm not and i'm and i'm even when i was actively looking for it to just like mine for content i was like all right well i guess i'll just do something else and i think a lot of people didn't do that they just like dug deeper and i don't know i just i feel like people are drinking their own kool-celaide now like it's a very

bizarre situation where like i can't imagine tweeting like the quartering tweets about anything. Like, I really, I, like, he, one of them is like, if you were a fellow content creator who cares about the culture war, if you care about free speech and you don't make a video

immediately imploring your viewers to vote, no, on Elon Musk's poll to step down as Twitter CEO, I don't ever want to hear you complain again. This matters. And it's like, it does it?

Bitch, it's Twitter. It's Twitter. It's crazy. Like, this is what, like, I imagine people back in 2005, 2006, if this same scenario happened, but if it was MySpace, you know what I'm saying? They would have been like, you got to do this. Tom Anderson can't step down because actually Tom Anderson, I think, in 2010 or something,

sold MySpace to Fox for like 500 million or some bullshit like that. And imagine there was probably some freaks that were saying this can't happen. And they were right that it did tank, but at the same time, life goes on. It's just MySpace. It is not fucking real life. and when these people keep saying the digital town square and all this shit where i'm like yes a lot of discourse does happen on twitter but if it was gone it would happen somewhere else literally that's how it works that's how it works but they don't get it they're like no they don't want to get it that's

it's that meaning bro you you'll tell them you will tell them like my wife he's even had some argument i advise her not to but you have arguments with these people that talk about shit and then she'll be like give me proof of xyz and they'll send some links that don't work or they won't have any proof. How do you know? How do you know? The little untrace me. Dude, I saw that for the first time last night and I could not believe that was a meme I just didn't know about it for a long time. The thing that genuinely, the thing that genuinely bothers me about it is

yeah. Elon tweets, like he tweeted something recently, right, that was like, he said something along the lines of, and it's a very, like, edgy kind of like 16, 17 year old high school tweet. It's like something you would see on like a Tumblr as like an image, you know? Probably know what it is. What is it?

He's like, those who seek control are those who don't deserve it or something. It was something along those lines. Like those who seek power are those who don't deserve it. And it's like this dude

paid for 44 billion for control over Twitter. He's like shitting on himself. I just, it, the thing that bothers me most about it is just like he's hypocritical and the people who like him wouldn't tolerate that, that degree of hypocrisy from people who, from anybody who was on the opposite side. You know what I mean? Like that's what, that's what pisses me off most about it.

is that no one can just be like honest about a person and understand. It's solely what pisses me off because it's like, look, I have no, I don't know enough about Elon to care, really. Like, I don't know enough about him personally or publicly to say like, oh, I hate Elon Musk. Or, oh, I love Elon Musk. He's always just been this like fucking person. Like, off in the distance. He's like, oh, he's shooting a car into space. That's weird.

And then he would do that. And then he would disappear for months. And until like some, I don't know, he's like, I made a flame thrower. It's like, okay, cool, good job. But now he's like everywhere. And that's annoying. That's irritating. He thinks he's not.

He thinks he's not. He thinks he's Iron Man, bro. He's not interesting enough to demand this much of the conversation. I just, I don't care about it. And this is the thing, man. He didn't even do this himself. People did it. And I don't know if he, if it was organic or if he hired a PR team to make

him seemed like Iron Man because back in the day in 2012, 2013 when Tesla and all this shit was still around, no one gave a fuck about him. No one was talking about Elon Musk and he was already making promises about X, Y, Z backed in with SpaceX and all this stuff. These are things that I'm,

like I'm somewhat of a, I'm a NASA nerd even though I don't, I see the shirt everywhere that just makes me not want to buy one. I don't know, but like I would like, what? So you like, so you like NASA? I mean, is that like not a- Continue, continue.

I feel like that's pretty I feel like it's like saying oh I like Taco Bell It's like a thing that people kind of You know You're a fan of people Or a fan of space exploration Whatever yeah not

I just keep up with some of this stuff Because I find it pretty interesting And I actually had my friend's mom Worked She worked for Boeing And then she I think she also took an offer With SpaceX So there was basically

I was a little bit On the inside of like hearing some shit And long story short he was just this guy that had a lot of fucking money and he wasn't he was always trying to be funny but he never was funny like even when I would see some of his press conferences explaining shit and he would put in like

oh we we want to make this engine really fast so what's going to be like the Bamp engine badass motherfucking engine like all you know retarded nerds were like laughing but everybody else was kind of like what the fuck is this guy doing this is stupid and then he started palling around with and I feel like maybe he hired some people

like because he started paling around with the Justin Roylands and he started uh started working with people that were on top of their game in like you know as far as popularity goes with the youth to like um gen Z to millennials yeah he started fitting in

with that crowd started posting all these stupid memes that aren't funny but they're funny to normies I guess and then that's where he became like oh this guy's Tony Stark he's doing this he's doing that went on Joe Rogan's a few time and skyrocketed but uh meanwhile but that's crazy, but that's crazy. Yeah.

He smokes weed. The smoking on Joe Rogan one was, that wasn't a very interesting turning point. Yeah, you're right. That was a weird. He smokes weed. That was a weird thing to me, though, because, like, even in those Joe Rogan episodes, I was like, this guy is, like, wildly uncharismatic and, like, not. Dude, he sucks.

Yeah. Did we shit on him before about that? Yeah, we did. 20 hours to respond? Like, he would, like, sit there, like. Yeah, yeah. But, no, you don't understand. It's because so many thoughts are happening in his brain.

and so much genius is happening that he has to find the appropriate. It's like it's like he's fucking read Richard. It's like, no, this motherfucker's not Mr. Fantastic. That was some, there's just some guy with fucking ass burgers that's rich. There's videos that tricked people. I keep mentioning this guy Thunderfoot.

Like, if you don't know, if you don't know like what thunderful, who he is and what he does. That's a callback, man. Right. And I've been watching Thunderfoot since, 2010 and I still rock with this motherfucker because he's been on a wide journey he was one of the ones that bailed from the whole anti-SJW shit way before a lot of other people did because he saw

he saw what was happening and where it was going and he's like fuck this because he had some problems too with things that he saw because obviously things in science so you guys remember the matt taylor landing a probe on the comet thing you guys remember that oh yeah you guys remember that you guys remember like he got shadow for wearing this fucking pin pin up girls yeah i i will never forget that article that that article is burned into my brain it's a verge

article and it's a verge article it says uh it says i don't care if you landed a spaceship on a on a comet your shirt is sexist and ostracizing that's what that was that that headline is etched into my brain because it was like some

it was like some purple shirt with like pinup girls on it that his like female friend had made for him to just wear. And so, like, everybody was, like, fucking just completely minimizing this dude's insane. Insane achievement in, like, science because he was wearing a fucking shirt that a friend of his made. That was such a wild. And, like, people were just, like, harassing him. And it was, it was fucking nuts.

Yeah. That he apologized and broke down live. Yeah. Yeah, he was, like, crying live on, on stream or something because he's, Yeah. People were fucking trying to wrestle his life away from him for that shirt. And that was, that was a big, that was a big thing for a lot. A lot of people who had no idea.

Go ahead. No, I just want to say, this is, this is why like people are like, oh, so now you finally, like, because people will obviously accuse us of being like turncoats or something. Like, I'm sure you see this a lot, Derek, if you, like, see any, any comments at the I've seen a couple of the things. Where it's like, oh, you switch sides or something. And it's like, no, that, that shit is still ridiculous. That is still a very.

very objectively insane thing to do, to go to a scientist who did something fucking insane and complained about his, let's face it, really, really mundane shirt. Like, it's not a particularly offensive shirt. It's not, I would argue that it's not an offensive shirt at all, but I guess, you know, there are some people that are going to be offended by fucking damn near anything. Yeah, no, that is still as ridiculous today as it was, and that shit is still dumb. But it's a different, there's different shit happening now. It's not the same ridiculous shit.

It's not the same at all, man. Ariel is black. Yeah. Ariel is a little mermaid. That movie that is going to suck anyway, I don't like that it's a black character. That's the problem, Chris. That's the problem, Chris. You've been around too many blacks to understand when there's a problem right in front of you.

like to think that's something like five years ago to think that that's something that like either of us would have complained about it would be exactly the same i mean really when it comes down to it i started noticing like when people started running out of shit to talk about that's when things like this started to dominate that's when i remember and i might have mentioned this on the podcast before where people were complaining about the c w bat girl show or bat uh yeah it was bat woman was a bat woman was first i'm sure yeah yeah and then i'm not i'm sure yeah and then i'm not going to be sure yeah yeah and then And so I was like, I don't give a fuck about this. I had to really emphasize that here's why I don't give a fuck about this. Number one, it's a CW show. CW shows largely are not for people like you and me. I watch some of the Aero seasons and I watched some of the Flash ones and I thought it was kind of fun. And then it just got so far off the rails with triangle relationships and other stuff and this person's a lesbian. and this person, it just, I was like, I don't really care about these relationships that much.

It's not like, it started off kind of grounded, then it went wacky. And I'm like, ah, these shows aren't for me. I wasn't even mad. A gorilla went back in time to kill Barack Obama. Which is still goaded. That's still goaded. Like, I think, no, yeah, it's. You don't have been better.

No, I'm not going to say that. Never mind. No, no. No, go ahead. I just want to realistrate the point that, like, look, man, I just, it bothers me to see a character like Elon who just has a lot of things There's so much to make fun of Elon about, right? There's a lot to like, like I said earlier,

that whole tweet about, oh, you know, those who seek control, like rarely deserve it or they don't deserve it at all. Meanwhile, he wrestled control away from Twitter to the tune of, you know, $144 billion. Like, that is just an objective. Like, how are you not pointing that out? Like if the quartering and these simps were honest with themselves, they would point that out.

And the fact that they don't bothers me. You just said the right be honest with themselves. You said people that are fans of people on the right being honest with themselves. That's crazy. You're a fool for saying something like that. You know what, right? You're dumb. What do you mean?

Why? Has the right ever been honest with themselves? What the hell? We're in America, bro. What are you talking about? I guess there are a lot of, you know, Christian, Christian pundits who take dick in the bathroom, right? I understand that. Christians, Christians will go out of their way and say someone's not going to go to hell.

And then the pastor will fuck a bunch of married women in the church, bro. There is no, they're gone. I understand. All I'm saying is, I feel like several years ago you would have seen that. Like, I feel like there was a period in time, not from the right specifically. But I feel like, I just feel like generally, there used to be more of a willingness to kind of like poke fun in like every direction regardless. And now like ever since, I don't know, like 2018 or 2017 or something, there's been this weird propensity to just ignore every single flaw in people who like vaguely align with your general principle.

And I just, I cannot rock with that at all. I don't fucking understand it. you would never catch me tweeting like the quartering tweets at Elon Musk's I believe I gotta say this man circumstances I don't see

I don't see and I'm gonna be this is me from observing from I'm the I sold oh I still sell but like I'm the radical centrist guy like ha ha funny but I was always the guy that was politically neutral

and some of my ideals depending on what what because I didn't care about where I landed or what you I've never taking the political compass because I don't, I generally don't care. It's stuff like that where I wasn't interested in that. And so I was the guy on the outside looking in, if you were to question me and stuff,

you would be like, oh, this guy's, this guy's a liberal, just by default, just by the majority of things that I believe in are just liberal and progressive principles, because it's the natural, progressing is natural. Conservatism is stagnation. That is, so it's just like by default, if you're a conservative, you want to stagnate, you don't want to progress and things progress naturally nature is progression right like so it's one of those things that it's already kind of a conflict to be conservative and then there's also like say a lot of the conservatism comes with religion which comes with um just worship worshiping idols and so you see

the donald trumps you see how Elon Musk and how these people can like worship people and not question anything that they're doing like you have like people that are so literally Just for an example, people bitching about Hunter Biden's laptop. Even all they did was find cock and cocaine or crackle on it. Big fucking deal, right? Yeah, this guy parties and shit. He's fucking, it's not Joe Biden. It's his fucking son.

People can have fucked up sons who gives a shit. Meanwhile, Trump steals classified documents. Literally the president steals shit, and they don't say fuck all about him. He didn't want to give him back even, too. That was crazy. And the people on the right defending him all the way through. Trump says he wants to get rid of the Constitution. just very recently on a true social post

He needs to be changed He wants to fuck it up so then he can Change the election results because he believes he won Even though he knows he lost It's already been leaked that he knew he lost And he was still stirring up shit But his sycophants his fucking people What compelts people?

Who ride with him no matter what he does And it's like now look on the other I just want to say this I want to say for example Hold on I just want to finish this point Who do you see this happening to On the left Like say there was no like Where is this idol worship

of who? Like who's wearing, who has giant trucks or, or battery powered cars that just has somebody, some politician posted all over it and hats and all this shit.

It's not happening on the fucking left. The left we had, we had a lot of people blindly, and this is a lot of black folks' fault, blindly loving Obama. But that, look at,

that's, that was beautiful propaganda. I don't even, I don't even blame that on just specifically a left-leaning thing. the idea of this hope and change and stuff and then like say the first black president

sounded so good for America like this is actually going to do something great it's it sounded very progressive you know considering the history that America has our history it sounds like a like almost a fairy tale you know like oh good ending right but think about this though who do you know that's still

fucking heavy with Obama like even like there's people that after all the things that Trump has done these people fucking with them heavy. Do you think of what, like, say all of the shit that came out about Herschel Walker, I love shitting on this guy. All the stuff that came out about him. And then he still got

40-something percent of the votes when they did the runoff, right? That shit was terrifying, bro. He got still too many fucking points where all of the shit that came out about him that he's not, there's nothing conservative about him, really? Remember? Other than he's religious?

I'm just saying. Do you guys remember Roy Moore? I don't. That name's not ringing a bell to me. He was like, he was like, some senator in like a Southern State that was like, there was like a whole pedophile thing about him and Trump like endorsed him. And even after the pedophile stuff came out there, he's like, I heard about that.

I heard about that. Yes. We got to win. That's right. That is right. You are right because I think, and maybe this has like been brought up before, but I think on the left there is kind of like this. And it actually is like technically harmful as well, like the purity testing where it's like

if you're not, if you're not exactly what we want and we is like. like shifts from person to person, then we don't fuck with you no more. I think that's real. And in like a way where the right is like, I don't care. We just need you. I just need you.

They just want to win. We just want you. I can say that I'm, you can tweet retard here. It's very true. You can tweet retard here. Come tweet retard with us. And, uh,

you can say the end word. You can say the end word. You can say the end word. It doesn't like where you want to. But like, but like, even I remember like when, because I was pretty, you know,

I still would say like, of all the politicians that I've ever agreed with, I think Bernie's probably, like the one that I agree with the most. And I would probably like, if there was ever a situation where I'd vote even remotely close to unquestioningly, it would be in that, in that, towards that guy. But even I remember, like, when he's been consistent.

But even, yeah, the consistency of it appeals to me. But also the fact that, like, I remember when he kind of like stepped down and there was like a point in one of the more recent elections that he was involved in, not recent as in like literally like this year, but like when he was pop up. When he endorsed Biden for me, that really broke my heart. Yeah, when he just sort of like rolled over and I was just like, Come on, man. Like, I remember I read, and I read, play the game.

And I remember I tweeted about it. I was like, that's fucking lame, man. Like, I don't know. Just this is, this is not the way. But you would never see that. Go ahead. You would never see that. What happened?

What happened is us as young people, right? What happened? And this is, I think this is a very real thing that comes from us because I've argued my my girlfriend, my girlfriend is very, very, very, very, very, he's a woman. So obviously, if she wants to be respected, she's liberal. So she is like, she's very, like, much so. like, you know, the greater evil thing. You know, the greater good or lesser evil.

Those things. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I, by instinct of being a kid that grew up reading comic books and fucking a bunch of nerd shit and me growing who I am, I don't believe in that. I don't believe in lesser of two evils. I might instinctively. Now, I'm wrong.

I'll admit I'm wrong. I'll admit my incorrect nature in it, because it is incorrect. There is a lesser evil. There always is. It exists and it's hard to accept that. Do you want me to tell you, let me tell you something that it may sound funny because how late in my life I started, I came around to that just when Roe v. Way got overturned. That's all, I've been the guy that's been advocating for the longest time.

Why are we playing these fucking games? Why is, why are we conceding to this? Why is Bernie Sanders endorsing this? Why are we just going to like keep? It's because of that lesser two evil thing where I used to think that's the biggest horseshit ever. Like, fuck all this. Why are we putting evil in the White House at all? And now I'm like, Oh. My heart, my heart agrees with it. People like Mitch McConnell exist who play the long game, who wants abortion banned nationally. And playing the long game. And they're getting,

they're getting close. And then it just made me think, I'm like, this shit doesn't want, when I used to be like, two sides of the same coin, like Trump and Hillary and shit, where I'm like, Hillary's corrupt as fuck, fuck her, fuck Trump, I don't want any of these people. I, I, I've changed. Because when I saw Roviya Wade Overturn really opened my eyes to like, this shit does matter, it does matter who's fucking in. And it matters who picks fucking the Supreme Court.

It matters. It fucking does. So even this less a piece of shit. It always matters. Well, see, like, I didn't feel that way. And it's funny to say that that literally this late in my life, this is when I truly realized because for the decades

that I've been paying attention to politics there wasn't that many things that have changed so I believed what is the fucking point nothing's really happening this was a major thing that has happened in the past decade oh it's huge it's a huge huge huge thing

it kind of really opened me to stop being so ignorant and being like it's it's for me I still feel like the answer I still feel like the answer lies in the zookeepers I really feel like

I really feel like I don't want to bring this back up again But at the same time it's like there's a real Untapped power there And that's all I'm saying So much a fucking maniac bro I don't I don't disagree with you Because in the perfect world

Zookeepers and or People be treated like we're treated at our jobs When we worked regular jobs You know when you perform like shit You get fired and it's just as simple as that Guys What Zookeepers are not

not Beast Master Rangers. They are the closest to it. They're close to it. You're close enough, dude. No, they're not. You guys have to stop saying that this man's going to come in wielding a lion to take out senators. It doesn't have to be a lion. What does it have to be a lion? It can be a hippo.

It could be whatever. It could be anything that's like vaguely distressing to see. Hippos, dude, we're going to release hippos. There's a lot of hippos in I think South America that shouldn't be there. Yeah, there's a chopo. Oh, yeah, yeah. Chappo. What is that situation?

Hold on, because I saw Chapo, like, trending today. And I don't know what the hell is what happened. What happened is... Was it actually Chapo or was it the podcast? I don't know if you... No, it's... No, it's, um... Yeah.

It was actually... So, Chris. Yeah. So the real story is that, and that... Not the story. The story I've heard, I don't know if it's real or not. But apparently El Chapo had a bunch of hippopotamuses. and what happened is that the state that he was at from what I heard got shut down and all of the hippos got released so now they introduced hippos into a completely different place where they should not be and they're thriving there

that fucking rules man that does not rule hippos are dangerous dude dude they're so dangerous that's what I love how they look because they're So. Silly looking. They so don't look dangerous at all, but they'll snap you like a twig so easily. They'll fuck you up, bro. I love seeing, like, this guy he was feeding him, he adopted a hippo. And then when he would feed them, you just get the melons and do the melon squish like grapes in their mouth. Like, you know, the heart, it just like, it barely does anything.

I hate that. So, it just explodes on their mouth. And I'm like, I imagine. Imagine they just chewing on you softly and then your bones are shattered. So I swear, I swear to God. This reminded me of something, I swear to God. It's crazy. I read this a few days ago that a hippo swallowed a kid and then spit him back up.

I swear, it was like a little African kid. It swallowed him, realized it doesn't eat meat. And it was like, oh, and spit him back up and probably left. Look, I want you. Five days ago, USA Today, two-year-old boy swallowed by hippo, man-sli-man-sloom. Man Stone's animal Man stones animal

To save boys' life police say So he's Rocks at it Until he's Fittal just stand there Just getting pelted It probably took a bunch of hits Because hippo's adorable as fuck bro

Like it was just one guy Yeah it was just one guy Or was it like a village He started stoning him One savior One champion Dude don't fuck with that guy Is this in Africa?

So it was in Africa? It was Uganda. So like a two year old boy who was partially swallowed by a lot, a two year old boy who was partially swallowed alive by Hapabata is recovering after a man stole the edible to set the boy free. Police in Africa said, according to the Uganda police force, the attack took place on December 4th. That's my birthday in western Uganda, about half a mile from Lake Edward and Canada. I don't know, whatever this is.

But it took. The bravery of one? I love the idea. I love the idea of someone throwing rocks at a hippo. And then what they do is they throw one rock up and they throw one forward so it can like double hit him to get like a combo hit. It's like he lobs one up and then it throws one. He's doing tricks.

He's doing, he's trying to save his kid. You know what's crazy about that though? Maybe because you got to do him, sorry. You got to hit a threshold. You got to do 75 damage for him to spit up the game. So he sets him off. You know what's actually insane about this, though, is that he's not going to remember that.

Like that? Yeah, he is. No, he isn't. Two years old? He won't. He won't remember that, but damn well, his body will remember that. His body, his psyche will remember that darkness and wetness from being inside that fucking animal. And every time he takes a shower at night time, he's going to freak the fuck out.

He's going to think he's being swallowed again. I don't think he's going to remember. He's going to be like, he's going to be with that. He's going to be with that man in like 10 years and his parents are going to be like, look, man, it's the guy who saved you from being swallowed by that hip-in. He'd be like, thanks. Thanks, I guess. I mean, it's kind of like lasting damage to him.

Nah, man, it's like going to Disney. It's like your parents taking you to Disneyland when you're four and you're like, I don't remember this. I don't remember this trip at all. Like, you have pictures and I'm sure it happened, but you wasted that at a time when I just am not capable of remember. You know what's crazy? He's probably too young to understand. of my life.

Yeah, no, he's probably too young. He's probably too young to even understand that a hippo is even dangerous. Too young. Like, it's like, oh, a hippo, and then it swallows you. And it's like, oh, it's kissing me. Aw. And then it's like, he spits it out. Oh, it's kissing me inside.

He probably has a really false understanding of how dangerous hippos are now, if anything, because he's like, oh, yeah, one swallowed me and I'm fine. So, like, they're like really gentle and docile, actually, if you really think about it. Because my own encounter. I feel like an Africa of anywhere. and they understand that they're dangerous. Yeah, a two-year-old is going to understand. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Like, in general, like, I feel like he's going to figure out really soon. Like, at like three or five, like, maybe like five, like, hey, dude. No, yeah, I'm sure he will. That thing tried to kill you. I'm sure he will understand at some point that hippos are dangerous, but I don't think he'll even believe that this happened. There has to be photographs. He has going to kill every hippo in the world for revenge.

Maybe he's going to make him go extinct. It's like that episode of South Park where they blame Hiroshima on the fucking whales. Oh, my God. That sure is funny. What else do we got? We got to, oh, the last of us. So the last of us is they're doing a live action show because, all right. And that's happening on HBO.

It's supposedly just following the plot of the first game with a little bit extra stuff, I guess. A little bit of DLC, I guess. Yeah, it looks fine. Like, it doesn't look terrible. It looks like it will probably be pretty decent. HBO does some good shit, generally speaking. But a little redundant, in my opinion. But the showrunners recently, they kind of got a little bit of heat on Twitter because they tweeted, or they said in an article or in an interview with a bunch of different publications that it was, oh, it's a pleasure adapting the greatest, the greatest video game story of all time.

and everybody was like, what? Like, I know I, for one, was like, what the, what is? That's a wild, that's a wild assertion, I think. Because there's a lot of, there's a lot of good shit about The Last of Us. I don't particularly love it. But the story is arguably the, like, the most all right part of it. You know what I mean? Like the actual story of it?

I mean, isn't it, like, really basic? Yeah, it's the same exact zombie story that we've seen like a million. We need kid because of blood. Yeah, it's literally the most rudimentary. It's the most basic fucking thing. It was actually my complaint about the last of us when it first came out. I was like, yeah, this is a well done video game in terms of like the presentation of it. Yeah, it feels like kind of like a movie.

But this story is really fucking basic. Like it is the most standard. I think I wrote this movie in fucking high school. the thing is this right last of us is a very very very very very very very very well acted game the voice actors did a very good job i think that's that's the thing i think did the best on in fact other than the music of the game music's fantastic as well but the voice actors did a very good job they played their roles well the thing is that a lot of people that probably didn't play because most people don't play most people aren't playing mass effect you know people aren't playing dragon age

origins or playing fucking, you know, like games that have like these really insane. Dude, I thought Kingdom Hearts had a good story, dude. I myself, a person that played games for years thought Kingdom Hearts had a really good story. It has a charming story, touching at sometimes. But then I played fucking Couture and I was like, holy shit. Or I played Mass Effect too. And I was like, yo, this is nuts.

You know, like it's to the normie, I understand why they say that. I disagree with it being the best story. but to a person that doesn't play video games, if that person probably does not play video games, I can understand why they said that. I can see why. I disagree. If you've never played a video game in your life, yes,

it is the best story. It is the best video game. You play very basic video games. Like, games without, that aren't story-driven video games. If you're playing Mario, last one will be like a fucking, it'll make you cry or sit down and be like,

oh my God, I can't believe this is really happening. Yeah, I mean, Joel really loves Ellie, you know? I'm not trying to read into it too much because it is obviously the showrunner. They're obviously hyping up their show. It's just part of marketing. You got to say that shit.

I mean, even when the Halo show was out, it's like, this is one of the, we really care about the source material. It's like, yeah, okay. So who knows? Touch on my ass. Who knows what it will be? But I don't, I, I, I have one problem, though. I have one problem.

Serious problem. I'm a sound racist. Oh, man. Go ahead, quartering. Look, hey, bro, all right? It's different for me, right? I play for two teams, so I'm not going to sound that bad. So.

Let's hear it. Let's hear it, quartering. Pedro Pascal, a fantastic actor. Fantastic. I think he's a great actor. I love him in pretty much everything he's been in. Even in Wonder Woman, 1984, I liked him. But.

He's a Hispanic man. And Joel, from my understanding, is very much so not a Hispanic man. That is true. Now, I don't want to sound... Now, I don't want to sound... You know you're going to be on the thumbnail recording video, right? Inflammatory. But...

But what's... That casting choice was... That casting choice is fine. I'm more concerned with the progerian that's playing Ellie, but like, you know, I mean, like whatever. Oh, okay, you see you want up me. You see one up me. I was tiptoeing around about my prejudice. I'm just kidding.

I'm just joking. Look at that goblin. My name is Joe, man. I'm just joking. Oh, yeah, fool, my name is Joko. Look, I, I, I. Don't stay Ellie in la cure? Look, look.

Take care. Clickers. Bavnos, vamosos, vamosos. Take, guido. Dequittado, clickers. Glickers. Bloters. Hey, hey, hey, hey, go to clickers.

Look, man. So, survivors. Two and you. I would watch this shit out of it if it was that. Like lean into that shit, man. I think it's, obviously I'm joking around, but also I know a lot of people are aware of this. I know I'm not the only person who thinks this is a very... Like Pedro Pescalat to me is fine.

Hispanic is, they could do... They could double as anything because we're a chameleon. No, he can't. His name is the... Yoel now? Is he like... Yole? Yol...

Yol... But Ellie... Ellie, I don't know, man. Ellie... Ellie's actress looks weird. Like, I... She just has a unique face, bro. That's it. Her head is so enormous.

Unique with a bunch of asterix. Yeah, I just don't know. The thing is like, I can't like, Because I saw the trailer, right? In the trailer, it's like, okay, I see Pedro Pascal as Joel, and he does kind of melt away into that role a little bit. I'm not even really thinking about the fact that it's Pedro. I'm like, oh, that looks Joel, that looks enough like a Joel figure that I'm like, okay.

But then, like, Ellie shows up, and I don't know if this is Lord of the Rings or not. And it's like, it's just a weird, she's a weird, it's a weird, it's a weird casting. It is. That's a big thing to say, I fully acknowledge that. Really cruel and mean. However, we must get the ring, Joe. Joe, Joe, where's, where's this, Joe? This is getting more beat spirited than I wanted it to be.

Joe, Joe, I got a bit and I haven't changed yet. Where are the fireflies, Joe? One cure to rule them all. One kill to find the moms. This is there. One killed to bring them all home. There are the fireflies, John. The flyer flies are back at the compound.

Fireflies? Down the quay. But down the quay is the fireflies, fool. You're going to head over there. You're rolling or what? All right. You're rolling or what? A manza, fool.

That's more Mexican, to be fair. What is it? Yeah. I'm doing. He's, I think he's, okay. What are we going for? Should we go for Eastern or Western? Who is, wait, where is Pedro Pascal from?

He's either from Chile or from Salvador. He's Chile. He's Chile. He's from Chile. Damn, I don't know how to do that. Yeah, I mean, either sound like, they just speak Spanish. They don't even speak Spanglish. They speak Spanish, and I'm not, it's just like, it's just funny if we just do

Spanish from Mexico. It's just, it's just easier to make fun of. Dang, let me Google some stuff and I'll doubt, I'll act like him in from fucking, what you call it? Anyway, if. you've, you know, whatever. If you've never played, if you've never played, what do you call, ride to hell retribution,

then I guess I can understand why you would think that the last of us is the greatest story. If you've never played a story-driven video game, I understand why you could think last of us such a great experience. If you've never played bad rats, then I guess I could understand why you would think Last of Us is a superior story. If you've never played Ballin Wonderland or whatever the fuck that fucking Balin Wonderworld. You don't even know what it's called.

It's whatever, who cares. The guy who created it's in fucking jail for insider training. Oh, he's not. I kind of get the, I kind of get the, the, the, the, really? I get the jail. Oh, wait, you guys not know this? I thought he was released already. So, Yuji Naka, the creator of Sonic, was arrested for insider trading twice.

I don't know if he's in jail yet or if he got bailed out, but he, he got arrested for insider trading twice. So that's a real story. his portfolio had to go very fast. I think, I don't know, poor guy. Anyway, let's move on. I want to, how, how, yeah, we got a couple more minutes before we, I want to get into the questions. I want to bring this up real quick before we forget.

Samuel L. Jackson, who was trending earlier today on Twitter, the day that we're recording this, because apparently he liked a bunch of porn tweets. I have tried to verify this, but I think he's unlike them since. So, like, it was... There's got to be screenshots. Yeah, there's got to be... Let me look around for it. But I just want to say,

if you get caught liking porn tweets, stick by it. You know, like, I don't... I don't get why you'd undo it. You're Samuel Jackson. What do you care? Are people really gonna go after you? Like, because, like, hasn't he done, like,

an interview where he's like, yeah, I fuck with hentai. Isn't that real? Literally. On GQ, he was like, yeah. Well, yeah, it was specifically anime, but then I think it kind of trailed off into that. He was like, and hentai, too. Hintai, motherfucker. I was like, that's a guy right there, bro.

Yeah, that's a king right there. There's screenshots. Oh, it's just normal. A screenshot of, yes, some dude just plowing some chick that looks like Michael Jackson. Yeah. Come on, that's a, that's a 90s Michael Jackson, like right when he turned white? Right when he turned white. I don't remember.

It's like, go watch the music video for you are not alone. That's what this shit looks like. That's post black or white Michael Jackson. You're right. You're right. Correct. Correct. Correct.

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. So it looks like it's just one thing. It's not even. It's a couple. It's not to be fair.

Oh, there's a couple? I only saw one. There's a handful of them. But it's like, it's just, it's normal ass porn. It's like whatever. It's just normal. Like boring as porn. Yeah.

I think, look, I, do what you want, I guess. if it really embarrasses you But like, first of all, what are you liking porn in the first place? Like, like, this kind of, this kind of implies

that this is a habit that he has, which means he has an alt Twitter account, presumably just to keep track of all the porn that he likes. Because nobody... 100 likes it, you know what I mean?

Because, like, I don't like porn on Twitter. Like, if I see, if I've ever seen porn, then I'm like, okay, cool, that's sick. And then I'll go away. I'll scroll past it or like I'll have like

Not even Twitter bookmarks Just straight up web bookmarks You know that was back when I was really That was back when I was a connoisseur When I was like really like alright Hmm Let me let me let me let me this is a folder for this You know

But like I can't imagine I did That's respectable Not because not they weren't like Labeled or anything It was just so like it was just because it got really tedious scrolling through like a persistent list So it was like folder one, folder two.

There was no like genre definitions. But that's king's right there. This kind of implies that he has an account where he's doing this normally. And he just sort of forgot to log out of it. Because it was a lot at once. It was a lot of, no, I don't agree with that. People are like, oh, you got caught being horny on Maine. It's like, no, it's weird to have an account purely to be horny on.

That's weird. That's a weird. That's weird behavior. to me. That's, that's badfully. I don't think that's very weird at all. It's normal, but it's cowardice. It's cowardice. I would say maybe, yeah. It's cowardice. Because I have a spare account where I post like my, where I have a spare account where if I want to say something really

ignorant, I say it on that account. Like, if I want to say something wildly ignorant, I say it over there. But if I'm just going to like something, well, I can't like things of a girlfriend. I was getting yelled at if I liked anything that's even teetering over in that way. But like, I don't hide the things that I like. Like, I don't fucking. I just I just think overall that just like they got rid of it on Instagram, I don't even think that should be a thing. I feel like number one, people are way too invasive. It's fucking nosy as bullshit.

It was very invasive. It's very invasive. Like to me, it's really, it's like, say, people that use Twitter and they don't change it to the latest tweets. If you have it on like the regular setting, it just shows everybody like this and this and that. And I'm like, I don't give a fuck. I really don't. First of all, I don't even like the algorithm suggesting me shit. I want to see stuff in real time.

Like, oh, what's happening right now? And then I just scroll and I'm like, okay, I've had enough and I'm done. I'm fine if I miss something that just popped off. You know, I don't need to go. I don't need like, I'm not going to be like, oh, I can't believe I miss this. It's just like, okay, I miss memes all the time, whatever. So I don't think likes should be shown at all. It's not even like I'm liking weird shit.

I just don't like the fact that people are like people go to these things. I've never gone out of my way. I've never gone out of my way to click on someone's likes to see what the fuck they're liking. Personally, I haven't done that because. I don't care. Like my whole thing is you retweet it. I thought that's the idea. If you want somebody to see some shit, you retweet it.

Or you'll post it on Instagram or what have you. However, I will say this. It is funny when people do get caught doing this wild shit because it is celebrities, right? And it makes me think, like, how often are, like, how, this happens, like, so they had the Ted Cruz one. And you said Chris it was on 9-11. Yeah, yeah. Where you got...

Ted Cruz, like, born on 9-11. That was... Well, in the position, if you're, like, a politician, I get it a little bit more. But... I don't know, man. Only because... I like to think that Ted Cruz got caught. Oh, oh, no, no, no, yeah.

Yeah, there was that whole excuse... I just want to believe it. There was that whole excuse of it being, like, an intern of his, right? Yeah. Yeah, no, I think it was him. I think it was him. But... What are you saying?

What were you saying? Objectively, him. But, like, to me, it's... I just love that it happened on 9-11. That's awesome. But to me, I understand why a politician might want to hide that shit because it's like, yeah, people are weird about that. But to me, it's like, if you're Samuel Jackson, what the fuck?

Yeah, why not? And then give some of these people clout, too. Why not? Why not celebrate them and act like, because, like, if you said, sex work is real work, man. These motherfuckers are working. Why not if I can give them a little bit of a shout-out? I kind of rude that.

Yeah, so I gotta show you. Go ahead, sorry, go ahead. No, no, I was just gonna say, like, it's funny though, because so many of the things that he liked were from one account, which means it's an account that he follows. But, like, Samuel Jackson himself is not following it. You know, like, so he's got an alt. Click and collect. Order confirmed.

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Deal. While you do the important things, we'll do the essentials. Book your free click and collect slot at tesco.e or in app. Tesco, every little helps. Terms and conditions apply. Yeah, so there's definitely an alt, and he fucked up. He thought he was on the alt, and then he liked it on his main, which shit like that does happen every once in a while.

If you have multiple accounts, you could get confused. and I think that also happened to chance the rapper, but his was interesting. The porn that he liked, I've never seen this move before, and it's probably going to be hard for me to describe it, but it was two trans women fucking each other at the same time. Excuse me?

And so to be able to do this, I'm trying to picture, it's hard for me to even picture how it was doing, but both dicks were in each other's asses simultaneously. In a way that I think one-facing-downs. one way? Hold on one of them was like... Hold on.

I'm trying to... One of them was like... Fuck, I don't remember. It's hard for me to describe how... Hold on. I'm sure it still exists on Twitter. So while we're talking, I want to find the picture. Wait.

I'm not going to show it. I just want to describe it, but it was just... Okay, it doesn't matter. But it was just incredible. This was something that I've never seen done before, but I guess I imagine it exists in like, gay porn a lot. Well, porn that have two weeners. There's probably something that happens

all the time, I guess. And so it was very enlightening to a lot of people. And then it kind of spiraled into, there's a thing, I forget what they call them, but it's like people who think fucking like everyone's trans. There's like these people that exist. The transvestigators. Transvestigators, thank you. And that basically happened

to him. After that, they started looking at his wife, and his wife has a strong jaw, so immediately they were like, ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh, Like immediately, and it just broke out into a friend. The transvestigators. I cannot stand the internet. I hate the fucking internet, bro.

It's like real shit. There's people that, like, I have, I've done Twitter trashes where there's people. A chick that went to college with another woman was like, I can't believe after all this time. She went to college with this broad. And then just years later, she's like, oh, wait, because of her shoulders, she's trans or something. Her shoulders reveal that shit is like, bro. It's wild. There's people are, I don't know if I mentioned this on the podcast,

but one of my ex-girlfriends had some of that heat too, where I posted her, which was weird. It wasn't even, it wasn't, because I posted her in a couple of videos years ago. And then this was when, like, the last time she was, like, involved in any of my videos. And that was when, and then they were like, hey, bro, is she? I'm like, what? I wasn't sure what they were looking at, because she didn't have a strong. jaw, she had a big nose, but I didn't really, that doesn't really signify a male feature.

Like, some people have big ass noses. So I was actually, I was confused onto what it was exactly because I didn't hear that shit before. And I think what it may have been was just like the culture shifting a little bit with the transvestigators wasn't a thing yet. And then it kind of propped up after a while or something. I didn't know. I just thought it was fucking bizarre.

I love it. It's bizarre Now soon too I can't wait If you Well I don't You would have to give

You would have to give them a reason to I would have to be something To set them off I'm gonna start finally showing On my trans porn that I like And it's gonna be hilarious If you if you let like a A trans woman porn thing leak out

That yeah you was forever Dozens They would just Well I love when a I love when Alex Jones got caught in 4K that shit was awesome that was fun I love and then his excuse was so good

you know how we're searching things up and then porn just gets on you're like no that has never happened to me one time I've never been searching not in that context not in the context that he was talking about that happens on Twitter a lot like sometimes you'll

I've never pulled up porn on accident that happens on Twitter a lot like if if you the only time I find porn is I'm looking for porn bro I'm being very real I will literally if you go to if you type in like Halo 3 or something on the search bar in Twitter it'll be like maybe like

you'll be scrolling for maybe like two minutes max before you find some arbitrary pussy just like out and it's just like what the like this is having to be multiple times on Twitter and it's like what the hell is going on. You guys know about the horny hour right? Like at a certain point Twitter just becomes all porn. I don't know man

I just like so I follow a handful I follow a handful of sex workers every once in a while I'll see some one of their posts and that's it. That is literally it. I've never like come across like some gaping asshole or nothing. Dude, at a certain point when you're on Twitter and you're just scrolling through Twitter

you're just chilling, you know, I'm just chilling scrolling through Twitter and all of a sudden dicks getting thrusted in bitches and bitches fucking vagina is out. So I just searched Destiny I just search Destiny on Twitter and

how long has it been since I like it's been maybe like 15, 20 seconds. Are you on the top tab? Huh? Top, yeah, top. Like, when you're on top? Okay. Yeah, top.

If you, I typed in Destiny on Twitter and, like, it's, it's not far, it's not long before you get to, like, you know, just not straight nudity,

but like, there's some guys sucking on this purple woman's tits. And it's not even from destiny. It's not from destiny. It's not, it's nothing. I see a purple woman, but I don't see no sucking action.

Oh, just, just give it a second. Just a, A quick little scrolled out. Yeah, so I see, oh, see her she's at like a con or something. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay.

I'm still searching. I'll see no point yet. Still searching. I'm seeing area 21. How slow do you guys scroll? I'm scrolling pretty fast, bro. I mean, I keep seeing this purple chick, but I'm not saying what's sucking her t is. You don't see that guy sucking on her tit?

No, this might be an algorithm thing. Her titty ain't out, though. I mean, it ain't out. This is a, this is a suggestion. Oh, I finally see it, and there's like whipped cream on them. It looks like calm or something. Oh, my God. Yeah, but I'm not even further.

I'm going to bookmark this, though, just for like. You go a little bit further down, and there's, it's just straight up poured. It's a wild. To do with Destiny? No, it's got nothing to do with Destiny. There's not a character from Destiny? No. There's no purple people.

Love Life is Destiny. I see a guy doing something. It looks like he was about to get dominated. If you guys just scroll down really quickly, you'll see, like, you'll see. like you'll you it's it's actually a lot more than I was anticipating to be honest with you I'm still not seeing I'm scrolling for a little bit I don't see anything yet I saw a bear I saw two girls a blue and a purple girl blue and a pink girl I'm scrolling down pretty far yeah I'm not seeing it you guys are starting to get like oh I'm still I feel like it's algorithmically

man they just knows that you want to see like tits and ass and so no it's that's because Twitter doesn't work that way I want to see tits and ass and I can't find it bro I think it does the top searches or these are the top clicks yeah i don't because you look at the top clicks and then you'll scroll down and then you'll see shit that's liked more than some of the shit that was on the very top it still seems a little fucking jumbled with what's a noise the fuck out of me

where i'm like why not just most to least what the fuck is wrong with it did give me something else to search okay uh how about um call of duty is there a call of duty porn? I feel like that doesn't exist. I'm sure. Of course. It could be fucking

soap looking over, or he wrote looking over at somebody and fucking them. Yeah, I want to see fucking ghost like fucking just getting throated by that mask or whatever. Fucking, so roated. Jesus. I search called duty. There it is. There it is. There it is. There it is.

Copy link to tweet. I'll share it in the Riverside chat. There it is. There it is. Just immediately. It took me seven. seconds. Let's see. Seven seconds.

Three hours ago. Oh, I never even thought about modding call of duty. And then there's just this guy. And then there's just this guy with his dick out. She's so oddly colored. Hold on. Hold on. Wait.

I'm going to send this to you. I know you guys don't want to see this. But this is call duty and other call duty search 10 hours ago. Is it like one of, is it like Shepard with his fucking balls or something? It's just some fucking guy. And the tweet is, and the tweet is, and listen, the tweet is, can we play call of duty together? And then his dick shot. His dick is just out.

His dick with a fucking portion of a lion in the back. And he's looking at his dick, too. He's staring at his dick. This is not, this doesn't take a long, this is maybe like, uh, Hey, yo. Maybe, this is maybe, this is maybe, this is maybe, in fairness, it's not. not like the first 10 posts. Maybe it's like 30 posts down, but it's still like within like it's within like a minute to three of scrolling. You'll find shit like this regardless of what

you search. Call of duty I thought was going to be hard. It's like three three words. But it's it's a lot. This guy is so basic. Let me search last of us. It makes me hope. It gives me hope that this guy he's such he's such a basic looking dude that it gives me hope to like do only fans, you know? So I'm like, this motherfucker, let's see, let's see if he's making any money. Bands, bro. Wait, what the hell? Fans. I don't, where's the...

He's making pans, bro. Is he? I can't... Where does it say his stuff? I don't... Oh, no, he's... He's just making that shit up. He has 6,000 likes, which is, I think that's actually a lot. A hundred pose, but he has 100 posts and 6,000 likes. He's got to have some traffic

going on. It gives me hope. Good for, good for this guy. Let me see like potatoes. You see, I would do an only fan's, right? But my penis looks like a fucking funnel cake. So I feel like it would just, it would just be horrifying. I don't even know what that means. Like funnel cakes look like a bird's nest to me.

Let me search funnel cake. Let me search funnel cake on Twitter to see if there's any. It's just my dick. Like, wait a minute, who got that? Straight up says my dick looks like a funnel cake. So I'm seeing a lot of funnel cake. Because of the cake, you might get some ass shots. No, it's actually, it's actually, it's actually a lot.

We got to get the questions. Let's stop Twitter porn search. That's a fair point. Yeah, let's get the questions. All I'm saying, all I'm saying is like it, all I'm saying is it pops up. It's not in the context that Alex Chodes' trans porn popped up. That's a very different circumstance. but I have definitely been searching for like Elgado or something like you know like fucking

equipment and then all of a sudden it's just like it's some some spread eagle pussy and some girl being like so you like so you like premiere so you like Adobe premiere huh and it's like yeah fair enough fair enough that like in that context we just saw that it can happen but the way that Alex Jones yeah it's there was no he was this insinuating that you're searching like he's looking for stuff against the deep state and then trans porn just pops up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. Yeah, that happens.

No one knows people at might. Knowing them, they know what they like. You know how that happens sometimes. I just don't know why he's like, bro, Alex, just fucking just come clean. Like who gives, yeah, whatever. The fans, his fans and all those people,

the people that are on the discords and all that. And if you go on, what is it, 4chan and all those things, the biggest things are anime and, and, and, and, That's the biggest genres

Fooda. Food has been a staple of that culture for fucking ever. That was some of the first That was some of the first degenerate shit I've ever seen Was that shit was just like that That person has boobs and a dick, interesting I'm gonna go away You just jolted a memory in my head

One of the first times I saw some of that This was like shitty internet when I was 13 It was the street fighter girls With dicks And I was like, what is this? Hypes, bro, with the peck on them. This was on, this was on, uh, the competitor. It wasn't a competitor because it, rotten.com was just goaded.

But this one was called steak and cheese.com. Staking cheese had a bunch of fuck shit on there too. And I remember seeing that. And I was like, why? I would take the time. Take like how, who knows? They probably took multiple hours to draw all of the street fighter win with this huge penises. I mean, they're villains, bro.

We're not, we're not really there yet. Like they're, they're, They're not good people. You know, me and my, me and my wife were so fucking immature. But she was the one that found that gift I sent to you guys. Oh, thank. Of the Tarzan. That made me so fucking upset.

I hated that. Really bothered me. We were laughing so fucking much. And I was like, because this is what happens. Me and my homies that I grew up with, we sometimes send like really gay shit to each other to make each other laugh. It's usually like Disney, like Disney princes or whatever. I found one of goofy, like insane. insanely jacked and with the

longest penis. It's so funny. And then like it got into like Tarzan and all this shit. So then I was like, oh, they were, you guys were talking about how much you like the soundtrack. Yeah, I love that. I love that whole movie actually. So that's what he found that. Where I don't know what the main villain's name

is, but he's riding Tarzan. Clayton. Yes. So Clayton's riding Tarzan like, like, crazy. And then it's just like, I forgot the song. But you know, The teaching song or whatever Family is playing or whatever

Yeah, something like that I was laughing I just like I am I should not be I'm 34 years old It should not be this funny to me It's so funny but I gotta say I was a little disappointed

In how Just monotone Your replies were It was like what the fuck and why And I was like I wanted more shock or more I wanted more of an emotion.

I couldn't obey it through text. I was too angry. Exactly. It was the what the fuck was I was hurt. I was so hurt. I just put what the fuck. The thing that bothered me about it was that it was so low resolution that it took me a while to figure out what the fuck it actually was. What was that?

Like, because it's animated so weird. It looks so fucking bizarre. It's just a dumb fucking video. And it's, and the compression through text. is outstanding. It's fucking horrendous. Let me see.

I should have airdropped it. I should air dropped it. Let me see what it's been better. Yeah, like, can you show me? Guys, stop. Enough. Please. It just looks,

it also looks like it's so painful for both of them. Like it doesn't look at all. Get a nut out. It looks like none of them. Neither of them are having a good time. I'm going to do you guys. I'm going to do the listeners of favor. If you want to see this,

I will DM it to you. I will deem it to you on Twitter because I was just like, I need more people to see this, but I obviously can't tweet it. Just posted on Twitter. Why not? I just, it's, I mean,

it's allowed, but at the same time, I feel like it's like bad juju. It needs to remain private in circles and not be posted publicly. It just feels like it's going to like turn into something it's it's going to contribute to something that people i don't know man

all this like it might become a trend or something well speaking of speaking of contributing i don't want that speaking of people contributing uh we have some of your questions to read um let's go please thank god i want to know can you blow me there it is harzan it looks like he's trying to get the most painful nut out of his life bro he's just trying to get it done with. He's like, let me just fuck this dude real quick. I first thought he was getting fucked because of the face he was making.

Like, when I first, no, he's not getting fucked. He's getting ridden and he's making a face like he's getting fucked wrong. I really couldn't separate the two characters for a problem. I was like, I don't know. There are very, very different skin tones, but I still like, I was like, where does one end? He's trying to get this painful

nut out, bro. He's like, let me just get this nut busted so I can go about my fucking day, dude. That's a page. Somebody paid for that, too. That's a commission probably. You know what I mean? It probably was.

Like somebody commissioned. I need Tarzan fucking Clayton. Look, all right. Here we go. Cameron, Cameron Waxland. All right. Cameron Waxland wrote it. He says, hello, Larry,

Moe, and Curley. I have to know, have you listened to John Lennon's classic Woman is the N-word of the world song. I don't know if you guys talked about it on the podcast or not. Take care.

Your second. female fan. Thank you so much for writing in. Your second. Thank you so much. That's crazy. We have women listening to this. Two, two whole women. Thank you so much. We probably lost a lot of them talking about Bella, especially after your rant. Yeah. Yeah, my bad guys. Sorry.

Keep it up. I like it. I'm young. Anyway. Obviously, hey, obviously people got like it. We got more patrons, man. They probably sign up specifically for that. They're like, Yeah, I want to see. Sweeties. I want to take, I want to take a little bit of the jaw ladies.

Oh, man. The sheer interruptions are insane. I want to thank everybody for jumping in on the Patreon, by the way. Much thanks because it's a 100%. Thank you guys so much. It's growing pretty good. We're doing some more, obviously, extra episodes on the Patreon that are exclusive to the Patreon. So stay tuned for that shit.

Oh, oh, also before you get too far into questions, guys, my first real YouTube video. You guys are not going to see this in time. most likely. It'll be, it'll be out. It'll be out by the time people, people,

uh, see this. See this. But yeah, dudes, I'm, I'm doing YouTube stuff. I'm gonna post a link to the video and a Patreon so you guys can see it.

And go and make fun of me because it's, it's bad, but I'm happy. You did it. Hey. Let's go. I have the second one already written. I'm about the fin to do that tomorrow.

Cool, cool, cool, cool. I'm not going to, don't expect much though. It's going to be like one a month, baby. Maybe two. You should write one, how clear.

How much Clayton wants to fuck Tarzan? You sure right of any about that? I just gaslight everybody into seeing that the whole time. It was like a, it was a gay thing. And then Tarzan rejected him. Then that's why Clayton tried to kill him. That's Tarzan too. So I just want to say just to answer the question,

I'm fairly certain we've talked about this on the show. We must have it. I remember having this conversation. I don't remember if it was on the show or not, but I have to imagine that it's come up on stream or in this context in some way. But yes, we've all heard John Lennon's woman is the N-word of the world.

They are, though. I mean, not like a bad thing. It's because they have to go through so much. I mean, that is what the song is about. I still think it's... Would it like N-words be the N-words of the world? No, women are the... Women are on a global scale always the N-words.

I oppose the N-words are N-words only where N-WR. So what are black women then? Are they ultra-N-words? I don't get it. Yeah, that's the point, right? Because they give it even, like, no matter where you go. Squared. No matter where you go.

A black woman got it bad no matter where it is, bro. Ha-ha. In-word, you got it bad. I said, ha-ha. I mean, oh, man. Did I see that video? Did you see that video of that basketball player who looked, she's like this black woman and she does like basketball,

but there's this. video of her on like a plane where she looks like you really like Pete Davidson. Have you seen that? She was talking about Brittany Griner who was in prison. Yeah, who was in a Russian prison. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

She got caught with a weed cartridge. You know, she led the vaping weed shit in Russia because she put, Wow. This is sad about the WMBA. You can make more money playing overseas than you would in the WMBA if you're a woman. So she'd go over there, make some big bucks. and then her, she had a weed cartress and because of the political climate right now

because of the Ukrainian war and stuff, they were like, oh, we're gonna keep her over here and just, she could be over here for like 10 years or some shit because of our laws. And then they eventually made a trade. Yeah. That is insane.

And everybody was like, and people were like, that's what, what do you mean? You got rid of this? I saw some, so a Russian arms dealer that they called like something death. I forgot.

I didn't know him until they started talking about this. But people would talk about him as if they knew who he was, which always annoys me about these people. It's kind of like when they found out about Lizzo playing James Madison's flute. They're like, oh, my God, I can't believe him. I'm like, you didn't know that flute existed, bitch. Shut the fuck up. And they're doing the same thing about this guy.

Like, oh, the dealer of death or whatever the fuck his name is, they traded him. And I'm like, you didn't even fucking know who he was. Shut up. We didn't know he was on purpose. So people didn't know who he was. Now, when people get, like, outraged over shit, they didn't even know he existed. It's always, it reminds me of a Louis C.K. joke. when they just introduced Wi-Fi into the airplane.

And for the first time, they didn't even know it existed before. And then it broke down and somebody on the plane, like, this is bullshit. And it's like, how is this bullshit? And even know it existed an hour ago. Like, how are you mad? It's like one of those things where it's like, here's something new. And being mad over, you know, it's not like learning new information. Like, oh, your dog died.

Yeah, I get that. Well, it's fucking different. Well, it is learning new information to, to, to, to, to, extent, isn't it? Because it's like, I don't think it's a reasonable thing to get bad at, because I don't know if that's really, like, who are we to say that that was even, that that was not a worthy trade? You know what I mean? Like, we don't know the specifics of, like, I'm sure, like, far greater minds have gone into this than just random people who know nothing about the situation. That's my whole point. If people who are in the know-how, like, maybe there is a, like, there was, like, we can't milk. nuance. Yeah, like we can't milk any other information out of this guy. Just fucking give him back. I really feel like the only reason people are mad is because Britney Grindr was a part of the protesting the national anthem shit like that. Kind of how Colin Kaepernak was.

There was another person had a bunch of right, right tards are like, we should get this person back from Russia instead of this person. It's another person that they didn't know who he was and then people, you know, political punists start talking about him. And it's like, guys, number one, Biden's working on it. and actually he's doing something. Number two, he's been there since Trump was around for four fucking years

and Trump didn't do shit. So why don't you give him some shit? See, these people don't give a fuck, man. They just like being mad. They just want to be mad at Biden. That's all. That's all. All they do is do is.

But Donald Trump. Jokes on them. Jokes on them because Biden doesn't know anybody's angry at him. He doesn't know where anyone is, bro. He doesn't know where anyone is. I'm convinced he's blind in some way. Like, I don't think he even knows.

I don't even think he knows where he's walking. I saw, I've seen so many clips of him just like muttering incoherently into a microphone in front of like, like a lot of people. And I'm just so confused as to how people haven't set him aside to fucking old,

what's that, what's that fucking book where Lenny goes, uh, goes to play with the rabbits. Of my men? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The rabbit, Winnie. Think of the wabbits. Like he, like he is gone. He's dead. He's dead. He's a,

dead person. As gone as he is, shit's getting done. That's the thing that's bizarre to me. I thought he was just going to, you know, do nothing and then nothing was going to happen, but there's like infrastructure shit. You had fucking some debt forgiveness. You're having

fucking codifying the fucking gay marriage. A lot of things are actually happening and I'm like, oh, I didn't think anything was going to happen, but there's multiple things that have happened. I feel like... That are actually a net positive. Yeah, you're probably not wrong, but I also feel like it's probably like a weekend at Bernie

situation where he doesn't really know what he's doing and he's just kind of like being guided by a lot of people who probably do. You know, where it's like, hey, listen. I'm okay with that. Listen, you're the president, so you have to do this. So we're just going to like prop you up and move you over here so you can do that. Can you do that, Joe? And Joe's like, and Joe sits there and he goes like, when I was a boy, I saw guns fly

in the breeze and they used to sing songs and they used to shit all over my carpet. And my carpet went daddy stop. and they couldn't tell me what to do no more. And I was swimming around. My carpet went daddy stop. I love that. You know those shit all over my underwear. And I couldn't stop,

I couldn't stop breathing it in. And I walked down to the grocery store. And my cousin Alfonso, he says, what are you doing, Hector? And I say, that's my name exactly. Goodbye. And that's, that's what he's, that's the situation that Joe Biden's in.

It's just like, he's like, it's almost like, it's almost like, it's almost like, In order to speak, he has to roll D&D dice. And whatever... Oh, my God, to see what he gets. Just to see what he gets. And he has a bad modifier.

And he has a bad modifier, so it's always never good. He can only finish... You guys played Mad Libs. Yeah, of course. Mad Libs. Yeah, but it's... I would say it's much more akin to a 10-year-old playing Madlips. But it's even more...

No, it's a baby. But it's even more segmented than Mad lives. We're like, Madless will be at least like one coherent. sentence with like two like spaces but then it's like it's the whole thing is a space like it would be like it would be like if mad lives was just blank paper and you just have to like fill in the first word that comes to mind joe how's your day 11 and i thought transformers were LGBT and i i used to go down to the queer shop and eat garbage out of the dumpster with my friend Julio Gonzalez.

He was gay, I think, maybe. I'm, where am I? And that's, that's the whole fucking- Can we do the next question, please? This is madness. I'm liking where this is going. This is absolute fucking psychics. I want to see where he was going to end up.

We've only gotten one. We've only gotten one. We'll end the podcast in a few minutes. We've only done one question. All right, all right. Let's move on. Fuck. Read the next one is Biden.

All right. Wait, hold on. Let me pick a good one. Let's kill him. Let's kill them all. Me, me when the J wrote in. He says, hello, parasycial friends. Listen to every episode,

became a patron because of Gadeoactive. Somehow, it's a real motivator. What's your opinion on the cult classic movie Sky High, parentheses 2005? This movie gets my vibe. that are unmatched by anything else. Have a wonderful day. I only remember that movie

because Bruce Campbell is in it. And he plays like that gym coach. But I don't know. I've not seen it. It's, I wouldn't say you need to. It's, it's. It's my hero academia, but a show. It's not a show.

It's a movie. Yeah, sorry, a movie. But it's not very good. It's fine. I can't say I have, I can't really have that. I like Bruce Campbell in it. but that's kind of about it

Sky high Is it about like dunking and shit? No it's about superheroes It's a superhero university In the sky I think Is what it is Oh Yeah and the main kid is like

The main character is like the son Of superheroes Uh His parents are superheroes But he doesn't have any powers Or something I don't really remember it Is that where my hero came from you think?

You think they Of course They definitely They definitely ripped off sky high Easily Definitely Um Okay. Long Schlong Silver wrote it.

It says, hello, Cat in the Hat, Horton, and the Grinch. I have been playing games from my childhood more lately, such as Dead Rising, Faw, 3, and the original God of War. What stuck out to me is that I am having more fun than any recent AAA game today. In your own personal opinion, what is happening in the games industry, and how would you fix it? So this is a multiple... So first of all, I'll say there is a factor that nostalgia plays a role in it. there is sure you do like those games because you grew up with them and you played them at a simpler time however i do think you're right in the sense that games around that period of time

were a lot more fun than games that come out today i feel like a lot of games that come out today as amazing as they are even even you know something like you know um god of war or red did redemption too, there's not a huge incentive to kind of go back through them again because they're very narrative and they're very much like, here's a set piece moment that is like, you know, very impressive or here's an acting performance that's really good. It's like, okay, that's fine. But games back then were all about actual action. Like, you had to put your character through everything. And also, I do think there's an aspect of imagination that comes into a It's almost kind of like how a lot of people will swear that...

Let me put it this way. There was a period of time, specifically in early 360, even late PS2, where I think games could do a lot, but they were also limited in such a way that they could be really, really creative with, like, what they were doing. And also just like, there's an element of your brain that kind of accentuates everything. Almost in the same way that, like, when you read a book. book or like when you play like an old old game like on an NES or something where half the work is in your imagination really as opposed to like oh Mario is fun because it's pixels jumping around it's like

no you're you're kind of doing a lot of the work yourself you're kind of projecting a lot into it there's a lot of player expression that's going on and now it's kind of like this animation is really really impressive but there's also no wiggle room in that animation so we're going to make you watch that animation and that animation is going to repeat 200 times. I don't know. There's a lot that goes into that. But I don't know exactly what's different.

I agree. I largely agree with that. I'm working on my second playthrough of God of War Ragnarok, and I'm actually feeling like it's partly a chore. And that is, and the reason why I have never finished Red Dead Redemption 2 again is the same reason, where there's parts of the game that I realize they're great parts, but I'm also like, I don't, some parts I really want to experience the action again and not the

narrative fucking parts where I'm just, all right, let me grab some popcorn and shit where I'm like, bro. The beginning, yeah. The beginning of Red Dead Red Dead Red Dead Ademption 2 again, just because when I played it the first time, I kind of, like, I kind of mainlined the story because I had to get it done by a certain time

for sacred symbols. So, like, now I'm just being a jackass. Like, the first time I played it, I was like really, really nice and I was like really kind of helped people and shit. Now I'm just like lassoing people off their horses and like dragging them for miles and like the like I have like a $500 bounty in like every area on the map. So I'm just constantly being hunted. It's a way different experience and that's fun.

But the first like three hours, the first like two to three hours of Red Red Red Redemption 2 is is rough to go through again because it's a narrative. It's all narrative. It was hard for me to even get past it the first time because I remember though because for me. Redemption 2 came out when Spider-Man came out not that short after God of War and also Castlevania came out on the same time for me

The Sinfrey in the Night and Rondo of Blood Release So I was playing those that are playing Red Dead and I remember some time in maybe like December I started playing Red Dead And I got to the point where you finally Went with Lenny to the bar That I think is the point in the game Where the game becomes really fun

Yeah that's three hours in the scenario is just crazy That's a great one. It's just a crazy scenario. Like the shit that's going on you with Lenny, and you guys are drinking in there, like, Lenny, you walk out to some guy. You're not Lenny. You shove him the fuck over because Arthur's an asshole. Oh, it took a while to get there. Oh, man.

Oh, well, Chris died. I'm not doing anything. That shit scared me. I was like, what the hell? Well, he's here. Yeah, I mean, whatever. Just put a picture of, put a picture of who? Who?

I don't know. Elon Ma. Yeah, put a picture of Elon Ma where I am instead. I like it. Elon Ma. I'll even have the sound effect as soon as he pops in. Iluma. Yeah, there you go.

That shit's so fucking funny. I don't know why this is happening. But yeah, fucking. Let's get at least one more. Yeah, let's get a, well, we're at one and a half. We'll do two more. We'll do two more. We'll do two more.

We do two more. Hello, gents. Long time listener, first time question. What are your thoughts on the last of a show? Thank you for giving me and my older sister something to look forward to each week. That was Death Can Have Zorgulon when he earns me who wrote in with that.

We kind of talked about it a little bit earlier, but I just wanted to acknowledge that you wrote in about it. So appreciate it. Changing my name to Nikki Ziki, so my questions get Red Rodin. This is, Hello, Shepard, Garrison, and Grunt. First off, just want to say thank you guys for making 15,684 minutes

of 2022 that much better for me. Oh wow. And thank you to Sweenan and Derek for acknowledging me on Twitter. My question is about Mass Effect, a game series that I only recently gotten into because of you guys and have discovered my love for. Who is your absolute least favorite non-human follower across all three games? I say non-human because that would make it too easy. It would be way too easy. It'd be a girl.

Everybody already knows and it. It'd be what's her name? That chick from fucking one that I like die. Ashley. Ashley, yeah. I'll actually die instantly. We'll see, we'll see, that's actually supposed. To me, it's too easy.

It's like, it's like Joffrey. It's like you write, they're written to be hated. Yeah. So for that reason, I actually appreciate the, I feel like the real answer from, well, because he's not the first game, the second game. If you're talking about human, is Jacob Taylor. He's, he's so boring. They made him. Oh, the black guy for the beginning of two?

Yeah, and I hate it because I'm like, oh, you have the one nigga in space and he's so boring. He's just a guy. It's a bud. Boring. There's nothing. I love his loyalty missions fun, but like, he as a person is just supposed to be a boring military guy, and he's so fucking boring. I'm like, God damn. Anyway. All right. Alien. Alien. Non-human. Let me see. The Turians are awesome. That's interesting. The Progans are dope. Like, freaking what does name? Grunt. Not just grunt. That's name not Grunt.

Rex is the first one. Rex is OG. Regzogia, but that's the second one, the kid, the little one. Yeah, that's grunt. That's grunt's awesome. Fuck, man, that's a good question. You know, I like this question. Tali Liara, Leara's amazing. You might not like one.

What do you got? What do you got? And I think this is probably due to him just having generally less time than other people, but I'm not really that big on Thane really at all, to be honest. That's fair. I feel like Thane is fine. Like, I don't dislike him, but he's definitely like, he's definitely not Tali,

Garris, or any of the Krogan, or, I just feel like he's definitely like one of the weaker ones. That's very fair. I'm trying to think in the first game. I would have to say, because damn, I love Tali, I love Garris. I would have to say by default,

then it would be Liara, in Leara in the first one. I use her the least, except for when you got to go face her mom. Leara's better in the... I did it in two and three. I didn't use Learra face her mom like an idiot and like I did like I was a fucking jackass

I didn't you you're gonna find her mom for some reason I was like I wanna I'm gonna go with garris and fucking what's it call and um what's name dude um there's Caden oh Rex I want to drags I'm gonna get this bitch and I think I'll go to her mom and I missed a whole huge point of dialogue which is like you would think as a person

who enjoys RPGs I know I'm stupid I'm dumb. Dude, I'm the guy, look, guys, I'm the guy that played Final Fantasy 7 or Final Fantasy 6 and didn't save Shadow. When the world was ending in, that character could be saved. Anyone that knows his game's going to be like, I can't believe you did that. He was like, go leave me. It'll be gone. And then there's a moment where you're about to get in your airship.

And it's like, do you want to wait for Shadow? And I was like, no, he's going to die. Why would I fucking wait for him? Come to find out, I literally let a whole ass important character die. in the game. And I was just like, come on. I love games. I'll let you do that though. That's so sad. Right. 100%. It's good you can do that, but it's also

to bad that I'm so fucking stupid and I do that all the time. My roommate asked me, hey, without spoiling things, tell me important shit that like I should know to where I don't have, because he wants to rush through Mass Effect one only because you wanted to play the entire trilogy.

That was the loudest, by the way. By the way, that was the loudest, blurp of a drink that I've ever fucking heard of that was pretty that was pretty obnoxious people are going to like that no I should keep it in people have to experience that they have to you I might even boost it to 12 dbs let's what happens though 12 dbs all right oh yeah okay so so I would say the R number one number two I gonna have to agree with I think I'm gonna have to agree with Thane um I think it just by default too um I don't like

Or maybe or maybe, um, Samara. Samara kind of was fucking lame too. I like, I like Morinth a little bit better. No, um, Samara's the... I kind of forgot about Samara, to be honest. Samarro's the badass, uh, um, what are they called again, the Blue Aliens? I can't even, the, the, the, the, the, sorry. The Asari, the, sorry.

The tis, I mean, the tithes, I mean the tities, the titty race. The titty race. So, so, so, so Mara, you grab her, but then it's also cool, like, you know, know, we're already in spoiler territory, so it doesn't matter. But you can replace her with her daughter, which is actually, it's such a fucked up thing to do, but it's also kind of cool. And then if you didn't know, you could, you could fuck her and she kills you. Because she's an Aradjadi, which are a race of Asari that need to be isolated because they become predators

and just, you know, warp people's minds and then they sleep with them and kill them and shit. So you fucking could end the game, which is so cool that you can actually get to death. dialogue to sleep with her and she'll kill you. It's so fucking cool. Anyway, Samara sucks. Fane, I gotta go with Samara actually. Samara sucks. Like, she really doesn't bring anything to the table at all.

You can't even bang Samar, which is stupid. You can't even bang her. You can bang her daughter, but you can't bang Samara. So that's huge L. Yeah. No. Yeah. And so, yeah.

So I have Thane. you have Samara and what did you have Swaney? I don't know. Maybe the fucking doctor guy you meet you. Morton? Morton is the shit, bro.

I can't stand that nigga. He talks in riddles. I love Gordon. Morton's hilarious. Warden talks in riddles and it annoys this shit. I mean, I'm like, Morton, I need a straight answer. And he's like, if you go backwards and forwards

and three times, you'll figure it out. And I'm like, no, Morden. Just tell me what's going on, please. Please, Morton. He's great. He's funny. He's really funny, but he doesn't give me straight answers. He has a great arc too, particularly.

His arcs are great, particularly in three. Yeah, yeah. He's got my favorite arc in three, I think. Really? That's crazy. But anyway, yeah, so let's get, we can actually knock out this entire thing, I think. Ricky Chavez wrote in. He goes, what was a video game that did celebrity appearances right and wrong?

For me, cyberpunk did Keanu's appearance right and Def Jam icon with Andy Anderson Anthony Anderson was wrong. I couldn't take

his high-pitched voice seriously as the antagonist. Anthony Anderson played a villain in a Def Jam game? I don't remember this at all. Nobody played Def Jam icon because it sucked a bag of dicks.

Like if you play Def Jam Vanetta and Def Jan 5 for New York one of the best fucking fighting games ever and then Def Jam icon I think it came out in 2008. Biggest fucking flop it's, I can't, I can't properly express how fucking bad of a game it is. Just overall, it's terrible.

Go play so you can just laugh her ass off and how bad it is. I can't believe they put Anthony Anderson as a fucking boss in a video game. That's so insane. When he's just done cartoony shit the entire time. He did like a kangaroo fucking, he did a kangaroo, uh, movie. Stop. Yeah, he did kangaroo Jack. Yeah, kangaroo, exactly.

That's who Anthony Anderson is and then they try to make him like, I'm like, dude, get the fuck out of here. That game sucks so bad. I want to play. It sucks so bad that I want to play it now. So what was a video game that did celebrity appearance right and wrong? I think Keith David in Saints Row was perfect. That was awesome.

And I think, I don't know about anyone's that I think did particularly bad that aren't obvious. Like movie-based, you know, like movie tie-ins that just weren't good. I can't think of one off the top of my head either. I don't know. I don't know if there's any... I think that's it. Yeah, I think that's about it. I can't think of it because I just did well as like, yeah, honestly, Keanu Reeves is amazing.

Like, Johnny Siverhand is the like... It's funny because we all know Keanu Reeves is like a nice guy. Like, he has like a reputation for a nice dude. But in cyberpunk, Johnny is the biggest dickhead ever. He's an asshole, bro. Like, there's nothing likable about Johnny. Like he's just a dickhead person And it's like

Damn, It's fun being a heel That must have been really fun for him Yeah, he's like, I've never been This much of a fucking Complete asshole before He's a piece of shit He's usually a really likable guy

But he's just Johnny's just the worst bro He's like fuck you V Fuck UV Hit that woman And you're like no I'm not You're a bitch V And I'm like

What the fuck Johnny Calm down bro Yeah I don't know to come back to this question. Oh, you know what? Jake from State Farm in that fucking in that, I think 2K 23 or something. Yeah, yeah.

That was pretty great to be honest. Fucking Jake from State Farm. He's a celebrity. That's wild to think about. Fuck, 2K, man. They break my fucking heart. Oh, Mr. Beast in Fortnite. Mr. Beast is perfect in Fortnite. Oh, my God. He was on Fortnite. Yeah, that's right. That just

happened. Mr. Bees is perfect in Fortnite. He's perfect. Is he? Mr. Beast. Imperfect in which way. I don't even know. I haven't seen. I haven't seen.

Have you seen that meme where it's like Mr. Beast and it's like a fucking fake him? It's some guy that looks sort of like him, but not exactly. No, I have to show you guys this. It's going to make your skin crawl. It's so funny. Well, while you look for that, I'm going to go ahead and get to Dane. He says, he writes and he's asked, he has best pop-tart flavor.

I used to hate brown sugar cinnamon, but growing up, I think it's amazing. I don't want that. I always just get the fudge. I always get the fudge one. They're like the chocolate fudge ones. Yeah. I'm a, I'm a,

I'm a, I'm a, I haven't had, uh, I haven't had pop tarts in a very, very long time, but I remember really, really liking the blueberry ones.

I'm very partial to smores. I actually have some, I'm gonna tell my, my, my ball and chain to get me, uh, right now. Uh,

no, yo, he's demanding pop tarts. I wish, bro. Yo, yo. She's gone. Indy Butterknife wrote in I think she's been killed

Indy Butter Knife Redid This is the last one Says hey guys Would we ever see a special event from you guys Where you do something like play Dungeons and Dragons Or any kind of tabletop And if that If that question is asked

What kind of content Would you never be caught dead making Have a great time We're gonna play D&D eventually We're gonna do that We can do a D&D We might do that as like As like an extra

Or something like that Oh hell yeah I figure it out I have to set everything up But I can guess We're gonna definitely D&D sometime fairly soon.

Gay dungeons and gay dragons. Oh, I hate this video. I know what you're talking about. Mr. Beast! I love it, because he looks similar to him, but not exactly and it's scary. He looks really scary looking, to the honest with. He looks like a who.

He looks like a who. He looks like a droger and a hoo put together. It's a very scary person. I've never thought of a drowger and a who in the same day in my life. Of course not. That's especially in my mind because I just saw the Grinch recently. Who is this asshole? Who is this asshole?

It's Mr. Beast. What do you mean? Mr. Beast. And that fucking partner. that this is dude you're bringing me back to like the worst times of the internet with that that fucking this is Sparta remix and shit

no it's not the same, that the same as that it's not literally exactly the same thing wait is this not wait I feel like this this sounds I could be wrong but I feel like this is the intro Yeah yeah that's what I was about to say It's like it feels like the intro

to the epic rap battles of history which is hilarious to me because Mr. Bees is a YouTuber which means that they just couldn't get Mr. beast. This is so dumb. You guys, I cannot tell you guys how much fun I've had on the internet these last few days

just looking at dumb-ass shit videos. There's this video of Kratos being like, there's consequences to say the N-word. And then it's Katrace. You're like, why? How do you know? How do you know? But it's so funny.

Because it sounds like... What are you talking about? It's talking about... There's consequences for saying the N-word, you know, there's consequences for... What?

Hey, guys, I was writing my Kratos song, and is this grammatically incorrect? Because he says, he says there's consequences to killing a God, but shouldn't it be four

and not two? There are consequences for killing a God, not two killing. Isn't that grammatically incorrect? I mean, maybe, whatever. I, it might be. It feels incorrect,

because when I was writing, the song, I wrote four naturally. And then when I started, I went over just to make sure that it was said correctly and it says two and I'm like, that sounds wrong. No, I actually don't think it is grammatically incorrect. I think there's consequences two killing? Yeah, there's consequences.

Well, there's, I think both are acceptable, but I think it's like, there's consequences to acting the way you're acting. It's basically like, like, well, there's consequences to what you're doing. But it's like two. Like, it's grammatically correct. Like it doesn't, too, two verb, for two verbs sounds, it just sounds wrong to me, but you're, you're right that it probably doesn't both work. It's, it's weird, but it, it's correct.

Why? How do you know? How do you know? Bro, I hate, I fucking hate the first game, because now that DeTrasis is grown up and sounds not like a little punk-ass bitch. Well, he was, Derek, he was a kid. Yeah, he wasn't, he wasn't a three-team. It reminds me of playing Modern Warfare too and some. bitch-ass 10-year-old comes on and everyone's like,

shut the fuck up, like immediately. As soon as they hear him say something, everyone in unison is like, shut the fuck up. Derek, he's a child in that game. And I may be online. Chris, have you watched a video yet. Chris, you have to watch this video. I haven't seen it.

Send it to me. It's in the freaking, it's in the Riverside chat. Look at this video. All right. You're going to look at it. You're going to laugh your ass. All right, all right.

All right. Hold on. Give me a second. Yeah, I don't know. And hearing, hearing, hearing um like a tray's go that reaction and you can't even

and you can't even see this motherfucker you can't even see him this is the hardest this is the hardest Chris has ever laughed on this show and you can't even see him What am I fucking Last night Right before I went to bed

Then I laughed myself to sleep Alright listen we gotta end the show We gotta get going Count me down I just love how shitty the voices are That's so good That's so good Oh my God

All right We really go Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha It sounds like there's food in cradles of his mouth. Can we put that video at the end of this episode? I must.

I must. 100%. Oh. Oh, my God. It's still funny. It's still so funny. It's very good. We got it.

fucking wrap this up. Oh God, I'm coughing, I'm laughing so hard. Three, two, one. Harry Potter in the Chamber of Farts. Squishy and his one big come. The angelic dungeon master sending the party to hunt down Zuma to save their owner.

Not sure if they'll make it back. That's terrible. I was a fetus when 9-11 happened, and now I can legally purchase alcohol. Sex Nice. Does you name sex? Yeah, just lowercase too.

Craig the Canadian. It's your boy Shawnee D. Anthony Corso. Matt Walsh is a hero of our time. Sweet baby gang for life. Chris is surprised that Zuma's owner is likely dead,

even though Chris demanded Zuma to eat his owner in an earlier episode. Well, I forgot about that. Come man, the man of come. Remember true bonding? the boys is built on camaraderie compassion and commitment i keep thinking about this fucking boy's indie butter knife uh rudolph the red erupt gait wear rudolph you with your ass so tight won't you ride this dick tonight we probably should do a christmas carol to be honest like a like a dumb

christmas carol uh andrew tate's tasty taint now back on twitter is that someone running on crushed ice no it's frosty the snowman fucking my mouth. Jesus Christ. 3XO. Excited for Chris, Derek, and Sweeney to get into their cars. Don't check the brakes. They're fine, I promise. Jesus. Sweeney, quickly. There's a Twitter account called Sweeney's Guide. Go there and scan the code to see a video. Notice me. Check it.

Come in. Slamming. Stroking. Chugin. Emoticons with their... I can't do like this because I'm not on video because my camera shitted at shit at the bed. Emotocons pointing to the left. Left. Storm Boy's life and what he like.

I have no urethra, and now I have a crayon. I have crayon shards stuck in my dick. Dame, da'ne, daem, yo, damay, no, yo. Let's go. I forgot about that. Deguizu-d-d-d-a-ne-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a. Dore Dakei Suo

Osake Demos Yugamania I don't know the rest of this You're not gonna make me do this Just finish it I finish it

What was so funny Is remember when that explosion That explosion happened Somewhere randomly in the Middle East And it made the explosion Sing that song That was one of the greatest moments When the firework factory

blew up in Lebanon Dude that was crazy because people died and they made a joke out of it. That was the craziest thing I've ever seen still to this day. That was so amazing. Bro, there's videos of people like watching it happen and it blows up and you see force coming at them. Did you see that kid? Did you see that kid who, uh, he had like a balloon and he got caught in the blast and he ended up on the space station?

He floated. Like Pete with her fucking parasol fucking floated. So he got blown into the sky and he was gripping really tightly to the balloon. And he got high enough into the atmosphere that the balloon was enough to lift him further up. And he just wet. He wet somewhere else. Yeah, that's a, yeah. That's a real fake story.

Call her Little Caesars the way her pussy hot and ready. Drip M.H. Lord of Drip. Nancy Pelosi killing a Panicillian with their massive tits. Obie won't you blow me. Never mind, Sweenie. I realize you have swamp ass. I'm coming for Chris's butt instead.

Big Pops. The Gremlin. Binkus stinkus. everyone's favorite pilot Osama bin lion. Miss McConnell's tortish shell. Also, all okay, you said it right. Abby. Welcome to Andrew Tate's kidnapped women and little Dick and Porian and fragile masculinity.

He sold separately. Randy Newman voice. You got you coming me. Oh, holy shit. You got you coming me. Yeah, dude. Should that be the next? That's a banger right there.

Let's go. Let's go. We can do that. We can do that. You don't do that today? Do you want to do that today? Yeah, fucking why not. Okay, okay, okay.

All right, wage slave 583, government sanctioned, weaponized fanboys. Wait a little. Wait, let's stop. Be quiet, be quiet. Don't tell anything. I feel gay fuck you. The Papini Brothers Emporium Christmas special, two uncles for one bullet. I'm Chris Reagan, and I'm here to say that Sue, aka soup, is a certified cutie pie.

All right. Cool. I looked up you guys coming me and it was porn Yeah, no shit God damn it Hamsters were created to Selk The Kia Soul

Dorei I can't read this man Dore Oriere Runeer Eriro Herod Milan Eirago La Malle What fucking spell is that?

That's like a fucking I just did an incantation Fun fact Hideo Kojima I didn't have bad luck for three years, bro. Fun fact, Todayo Kojima rewrote Death Stranding 2 because it concerned him how accurately

he predicted the future in Death Stranding 1 and also Metal Gear. Have a nice day. That is true, actually. Tell him Steve, Dave. Andrew Tate is missing because God's sex trafficked him back. John Strickland, apparently Pita Hunger Games and Shaggy fucking Rogers will be son and father

purple guys in the new Blumhouse Fanaf movie. I don't know what the fuck you even said. said. Merck's 1889, alternate universe Sweeney, where he's the same in every way, except he's also a big Reagan supporter. In the voice of the Joker, there's no laws against the Pokemon, Batman.

I can do whatever I want with it. The first church of Keith David, 2023 approaches. Hey guys, it's Zuma. My owner really is dead. So can you guys send me like $10,000 through PayPal for the funeral expenses? Thanks. Yeah, sure.

Yeah, yeah, no problem. I ran over my PTO by getting COVID instead of with my 2003 Silverado. My only symptom is rage. Sweeney has COVID now. He's going to die soon. I don't have it. Pre-Raz. Solid snake, more like erect cock.

Blake 896. Fucking kill me. Ryan Luchesse. Imagine you're gagging on someone's meat and suddenly you're coughing up dust because some purple guy snapped his fingers. That was pretty good. Depraved McBootie warrior, Bada Bouti, My dog is cuter than Luca. La Poupee, which translates to roughly to English as the poopie,

blocked by Steve Shives, Alaskan oil fuel trash, death can have Zorgulon when it earns me. Sue Hulk. Danny DeVito is a transvestigator, a.k.a. The gout loss, salty lemon. Dom, Baird stole my N-word pass and connected it to Jack's Systems. Lebonomized Jesus, much like Jeffrey Epstein, loves all the little children.

and as always, the only stick I touch while driving is my penis. Parentheses I masturbate while driving. I like to chew on Jolly Ranchers. Fucking monster. Jackson DuPont. Wait, what is that? Why do I recognize that? What?

Jackson DuPont? Is that a balloon shop reference? If you're listening to this, let me know. Badly Brave, Grandma got ran through by some reindeer's. Huggard Derek now has a bachelor's degree. Hey, congratulations. Congratulations, okay. Hey, let's go.

Now you need a PhD. Ph.D. PhD for it to be worth something. Yeah, hurry up. Now you're a Masters. Oh, yeah, that's right, at Masters. Immediately give the PhD before the Masters somehow. Chris, gave my progerian hunting ass. Melfis won, Hex played warlock supremacist, and rounding out our list, as always,

the king of haphazard. Haphaazard. Hey, did that dog one? Did you say the dog one? The dog one? Say hello to Zuma. I think, I think Zuma. I recognize the profile picture.

I think it's their name changed. Let's go. Is it Zupa Discona or something? No, it's, I'm Chris Reagan, and I'm here to say Sue, aka Soup is a certified cutie pie. That's the same. Oh, okay. Oh, no.

Okay. And now I want everybody to change the name to, there are consequences to say in the end word. How do you know? How do you know? All right, right. That's everyone's name. All right.

Alright, let's, uh, what are we, are we going to write that Brady Newman song for the next episode? I guess, I'm so fucking down. Yeah, let's do it. Whatever, all right. All right. Bye, bye, bye, bye. Get care everyone. Have you no.

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