The Snark Tank - #138: Andrew Tate vs Greta Thunberg

Episode Date: January 2, 2023

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Like, like, how? Shut your mouth, people. He, he, he, he, he, out of your bullshit. Yeah, we're sick and, and, we're, honestly, we're sick and tired. Last episode, series finale today. Ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, we're done. We're done.

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So we can listen to it Whenever we want And then you guys are going to be left out in the cold You're going to have to actually Find us in the street And it's like Mug us basically If you want to hear this

It's the only way Ha ha, you'll never see us speak to you, David. You never just have a good moment together. We got Keith David to sing gay covers, too. Yeah, yeah, we did that. It was a big deal. We dedicated to... That would be crazy, bro.

We dedicated the episode to Lou Bega, who just passed away, rest in peace, Lou Bega. And Pele. Mamba number five. Damn, that was my boy, dude. We used to fucking go clubbing and shit. You and Lou Bega? Yeah.

You know, it's weird about Lou Bega? He talks in Mamba number five. So basically he's like Hello Derek, it's good to see you We're gonna go clubbing all night long Do you know how quickly that man would be killed If that was a real man If Lou Bega really only spoke in Mabo number five

He would be so Is he how dead is he How old is he I mean How dead is he He's fucking corpse stuff Lou bag is definitely still a lot 47, yeah, he's not, he's nowhere. He's, we've still got a couple of decades with good old Lou.

Watch him die, like, after, like, like, just after this episode comes out. That's probably going to happen. God damn it. It's probably happened right before I press publish, you know, like, replace us. The same exact time. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, guys, welcome, welcome to the, this should be the last, this is either the last episode of the year or the, or the first episode of 2023, depending on, whether or not you have disposable income or not.

Yeah. But it's the last episode of 2022 is when we're recording this. So we figured we'd focus pretty primarily on questions because there's a couple of questions that we wanted to round out before we started clean say. We got some big plans for 2023. Obviously, we've already kind of started that with extra episodes over on patreon.com slash Snark Tank.

If you want to check those out, give us a little. a hey penny for our thoughts you know that'd be cool there's some extra content I think today I think the idea is and the idea can change based on you know what if there's like a better idea that happens during the podcast

sometimes we'll do that the extra episode for today is we're going to be writing we're going to be writing Spider-Man 4 our version of Sam Ramey's Spider-Man 4 that tragically never happened and that'll be a fun little writing exercise, I think.

So if you want to pop on over and- It's gonna be fucking amazing. This is gonna be fucking raw garbage. No, man, I have fucking amazing ideas. I have a ton. Do you have casting in mind? Look, okay, look, look. Don't spoil it.

Don't spoil it. Am I, am I as a fan riding a Spider-Man movie? Or is the Snark Tank making Ramey for? Snart Tank is making Ramey for. Okay. That is what we're doing. This is a thing to be ridiculous.

It's going to be fun. It's going to be the best. It's the best sequel ever made in history. That's basically all I'm going to say. Someone's going to hear this shit and they're going to be like, can I buy the rights to this? Like Sam Raine was going to hear, or you know, Bruce Campbell. Somebody's going to send it to Bruce Campbell and be like, he's going to be like, that's

actually fucking amazing. I'm going to talk to Sam Ramee. And then we're going to do this. The Cohen brothers are going to listen to that, that podcast. And they're going to be like, hey, we used to live with him. Let's send him. let's send him this. I think,

but anyway, that's, that's, that's, that's the plan for today. Man, oh man, I was going somewhere. Oh, speaking of amazing sequels.

Anytime somebody, anytime somebody says amazing sequels, I think Shrek 2. And when I think Shrek 2, I think of that new Puss and Boots movie that just came out, that apparently is like fucking crazy. Pussy and Boots?

That movie is apparently really, it's got like a 97 or something, like some fucking insane. So the part of it. I'm like curious. But also... But also, the issue is, right now I'm currently in New York, obviously, if you can tell anything, but... I mean, if you're just listening to this, you can't tell.

But if you're watching, you can tell. This is my New York set up. I don't know anybody here, really, outside of family. I can't go by myself to see Puss and Boots. I don't feel like that's an appropriate thing to do You know what I mean? Like it feels Bring the kids

I think you can Do you think so? You just bring a rat with you You know It'll be like Because you guys got like rats the size of like Small children So you just bring one with you

And you dress it up and baby clothes Bring one of the kids Bring a rat Are you eating Like he's like loudly eating you gotta stealth it bro oh man yeah you gotta like you know it's wild sometimes when i get really hungry during sacred symbols i will it'll it'll usually be like

saltines i hear that so so that's the part that you shouldn't be able to hear the the bag you got a stealthily put your hand in the bag i can hear it bro i don't know what to tell you so look so here's okay hold hold on but i want to let you finish i'm gonna let you finish but i just let me let me so sweetening this is This is why we need to get you a better mic. Is this?

You can bring it closer. Okay, I'm going to buy a better mic. I want the mic. See, we all have the SM7B, not just because it's trendy, but it also, it works pretty well. Right. Let me just like, some fucking SM7B. Bring it up to your face, just like, just a fist from your face. Just a fist from your face.

And then, like, you can't hear my air purifier. And then I just kind of back away like this. Yeah. Oh, that's just cheap. Holy whoa, it's way cheap than I thought it was. I've got Spider-Man 2 running on a TV

at full volume over there. Did it recently drop in price? Probably, yeah. I mean, it's the holiday, so maybe like there's something going on for that, but it's a good mic. I recommend the SM7B

for anybody doing podcasting. It's just a really good fucking mic for that. What I like about it, too, because here's the thing. We're not sponsored, by the way. I wish I was sponsored by my fucking sure. Give me some fucking shit, sure.

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confirm or deny that maybe sometimes they explode. I don't know. I have no idea. I'm not saying they do or don't, but we're not being paid, so I can't tell you for sure that they don't explode. I agree with that. They won't. I can't, I can't, I can't promise you that if you buy a Sure SM7B from the

from Shores website, that you won't come out the other side with a horribly disfigured face. We can't say that. I can't say that for sure. He might look like Harry Osborne in Spider-Man 3. By the way, that's a funny thing to bring up to because it's like, I really don't think he was that badly. Like, it's bad.

That's definitely not, he had a milk eye. He had one milky eye, bro. It's pretty bad. Yeah, but that's kind of badass, though. Like, if you have one, like kind of fucked eye. No, it's not.

They should have made him look like Harvey Day and Dark Night. They should have made him look like, you think milky eye is cool? They should have made him look like the middle. animalph of something. If they really wanted... He was blown up and he looks like a low-optosity. Wait, wait, wait.

We're going into Spider-Man territory. You can't. We have to... Yeah, that is very true. Okay, okay. So, anyway, what happened? Not a lot happened, although I'm sure tomorrow, like I said, Lou Beg is going to fucking fly a plane into the fucking...

Pele die, man. He fucking... I'm going to start another 9-11. 9-11. Pele died. I have another box cutter. Here I... Guys, listen, listen to me.

Pele died. He's such an important figure from a freaking, what's called black sports and a global scale. Did he really die or... No, Pele's dead. Like, actually, he died to dead.

Damn. What the hell happened? Did he fucking... Did Lou Bega shoot him? Lou Bega fucking Mambao number five into his fucking house. Well, he's 82 years. He's 82 years old, man.

Okay, so he just, it's not so shocking. It's time, man. Yeah. It makes the rest, rest in peace. Fantastic. Fantastic sportsmen. Very openly, very, the first, like,

non-American, like, black athlete, they'll be like, yeah, I'm a black person. And everybody's like, but you're from Brazil. And he's like, yeah, but I'm, can't you, aren't you looking at me right now? Look at me, son. Aren't you looking at me right now? Can't you see me? I'm black.

The weird thing is there's a lot of Brazilians that are black. Brazilians. No, that's, it's like. like a quarter of the population, but a lot of them will never see themselves that way. They, a lot of them genuinely do see themselves. It's just, I'm just Brazilian. And I'm not, it's just a condition of being born there. And they're just for some reason, there's a disconnect that like, oh, yeah, I was originally

from this other region. And it's, it's like, it's like Dominicans. The only ones that are, Dominican's, that's so weird. That's so weird. because the only ones that are like they're Dominicans, Puerto Ricans that aren't black think they're black. Cubans are like, oh, we're black. Like, we're just black.

That's it. Like, whatever, like, we're black. And they're fine with it. But Dominicans who are usually straight, they look like me. And they're like, I'm not black. I'm Dominican. It's like, hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose.

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Learn more at asuonline.asu.org. It is interesting. At a certain point, you got to just be like, he's got to throw your hands up. Are you sure? I know Dominicans with nappier hair than me and darker skin, and they're like, I'm Dominican. I'm like, all right, bro, whatever you say. Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't got a time, man.

Meanwhile, my fucking high-colored cousin is like, I'm black, though, so you have to be black. He's like, no, I'm Dominican. And he's like, all, whatever. Aye. Just let them be. Just let them have their hair salons and shit. Let them, let them be the best barbers on the fucking planet, though. They are so, dude, I got to go.

my hair is fucked right now. I got to go there. I got to go back to the Bronx. Hit up a Dominican barber and be like, yo, please hook my shit up. Please help me. Hook my shit up. They'll be like, yeah, $15. In honor of, uh, in honor of, uh, in honor of, um, Pelee, please. Pelee didn't die for this, y'all. I got you.

Anyway, yeah, he's, he's actually dead, by the way. This isn't like a, this isn't like a snark tank. Oh, and if, you know, here's a fake dead person. Pele is actually dead. Super Smash Brothers. Pele is, is, is off the face of the earth. that's what they called Yeah they call him Because he was so fucking He was just so He was the best one

Yeah He was so he was so dominant He was a dominant dominant Player back from Brazil was unstoppable So yeah Super Smash Bros. It's disrespectful But it has some tread to it It's not disrespectful

It's like the best Smash Brothers In my opinion Mealay it's not though But it's cool It's a good one Well for me it's a compliment From you You know I don't know

Maybe it's an insult from Sweeney Well, no, it's respectable. I guess Sweeney just hates Paley, I guess. I know. I respect him. I have a huge much like, I remember, like, a couple years ago, I remember you, like, I walk into your room and you were specifically talking about how much you wanted Paley to die. I remember that. I remember you were, you seemed really distraught. And I was like, what's wrong, Sweeney?

I was like, man, I just fucking, I wish Paley would die. So I could be. This guy's bringing out a lighter because he wants to burn Paley. Like he's like, Yeah, yeah, it's a Viking funeral for Pele. A Viking send off for Pele. We got to burn him, he'll come back as a white.

We got to burn him. He'll come back. Oh my God, can you imagine? He comes back as a, it's just like the best white soccer player, but he has all of his memories still. So he's like really afflicted about it.

He kills fucking messy. Like he just, he kills him. Like he, he must he's good. I hate how good messy is he's Argentinian. And I hate it. I hate it because, like, there's probably some Nazi blood in them.

It's just, like, there's just... Probably. You said probably. You said probably. What? Isn't that where they literally all went? What? Yeah.

Not all of them. They went just below America, all of them. They were in Mexico, fucking Honduras, Costa Rica, Argentina, everywhere. But the big population, the big boom was Argentina because Argentinians are just Spanish, niggas. They're just Spanish. And then they were like, you know, that... Hitler's got a cool. I didn't, you're right, you're right.

I didn't, I didn't, yeah, you're right. I didn't, I didn't mean all of them literally. I, I, I, no, no, no. When I said literally, I literally meant the, not literal, the current literal definition, which is figurative, uh, because literal, used to mean literal, but now it doesn't actually for real. That's very true. Can you shut up?

There was, there like, wasn't there like, didn't that, like, happen, like a Twitter thread? No, that's real. Yeah. That's a real, that is, I mean, that's just how language. What happened? That's just, that's just the, well, literally doesn't literally mean literally anymore. Literally doesn't literally, literally can't be taken literal anymore. No, it just doesn't mean that.

You're responsible for like, like, all genocide around the world or I forgot what it was. Who me? No, no, Chris, there was like a threat or something. I can't remember exactly. I can't. I can't. Could you imagine blaming someone that's not a vampire for every genocide on the planet? blaming this regular life to human, this guy that's born in 1993 for every genocide.

He's like, yo, most of them happened well before my existence. How did I cause that? What do you mean? Yeah, this guy's been on the earth for like 30 years. But weren't you literally responsible for all genocide? It's like, how could you, how could you argue that? At that point, what is that, what is that thing called? I forget what is it called?

Is it the Dunning Kruger? Which one is it? I think what's... The one where it's like somebody says something so profoundly stupid that you can't really argue with it? The Dunning Kruger effect occurs when a person's lack of knowledge and skills in a certain area caused them to overestimate their own competence. Yeah, like they're so, like somebody says something so wild.

Like what do you can't, what do you do to that? You can't do anything. You're like, I can't possibly... This guy can't possibly think this is true, but he said it so confidently. Like, you are responsible for all genocide. in the world. Well, it's kind of, I feel that way a lot about, like, kind of like the, the, the, the, fake the moon landing kind of stuff.

You know what I mean? Where it's like, it's awesome. Where it's like, it would, it's not, there would be no, like, why would every single other government just unanimously agree that we went to the moon if there was even a monica moon. Like, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. I'm not saying the moon landing's fake. All I'm saying is that if it came into being fake, I would be like, oh, I guess. It wouldn't necessarily surprise me, but at the same.

That's what I'm saying. Like, I'd be like, oh, okay. But at the same, but at the same- It's, like, why would Russia admit? Like, if it was so clearly fake, like, why would Russia fall apart in response to it? Like, it just doesn't make it. Also, there's, like, lasers that you can bounce off of mirrors that you can see that we put on the moon. So it's like, that's kind of another thing.

It's the wildest everything, all the flat earth. The flat earth, one is. is probably the worst one because there's just too many things to just, there's too many things to disprove it. There's too many. I love flat earth. I love that. I want to go to flat earth tomorrow. Let's go to flat earth.

Guys, let's go to flat earth. Let's go to flat earth. There are face time right now. And you can face time below the southern hemisphere and the northern hemisphere and to see how wildly different shit is. Just showing you like this, it can't be flat. This, it cannot be flat because, number one, the sun would, you would still be able to see the sun in the sky. Literally. That's the biggest way.

It is the dumbest thing. It's just wild. Just because it's so visually apparent that the world is about flat. The thing is like this, right? In a time, in a time where, like, because before we used to think that the earth was the center of the galaxy, right? Or the universe, right? in a time like that, that is okay. It is okay to be that stupid when there's no societies where a barbarian can run up in your crib in the middle of the night and kill your whole family.

You can't do nothing about it because he left on his horse and you don't have a horse. So he's got to get a new wife. Like that is fine to be that stupid in that era. But on earth now, it's no one's used to be that idiotic. Is it pretty weird? It should be beat. Is it bad that I kind of feel that way about general kind of like. like relativism throughout history

in the sense that in the sense that like if you if you were somebody in like the 1790s like I feel like a lot of us would would a lot of us like to think that like if we went back in time and we saw like

you know the amount of inequality and like slavery and shit like we I think a lot of us think we would be like oh we would we would rise to stop that no you wouldn't but in reality it would be like maybe we'd feel like weird about it but I don't think anybody would do anything the thing is right because specifically well I just want to finish this specifically because at that point in time you kind of just grow up in a very small world

so for me it's like if you're racist in like 1790 versus being racist in like 2022 that to me is such like it's way worse to be racist today in my opinion like because there's just no for it. I guess by technicality, sort of prejudice. Or any other like amount of like misinferment. Like there's so, there's so little of an excuse as opposed to like, as opposed to like, yeah, I grew up, I grew up for 70 years in this little village where like everybody was just racist and that's just how the world is. I don't understand.

You want me to like fracture my world? I don't get it. What do you mean? As opposed to like, hey, I have the world's knowledge at my fingertips. Right. And I can just Google. Dude, showing how fucking lazy. And, no, will, sorry, willfully ignorant.

You're right, yeah. People, no, people are, people are crazy lazy, dude. I had this argument on my, one of my friends, or not argument, I'm just one of my friends earlier. My thing is this, right? Even back then, people could tell, like, even back then, there were people around in the world at that period of time who were just not racist.

Oh, sure. So, like, there's almost not, like, I understand, like, having a very, finite tiny view, like a very fucking microscopic fucking incy-binty view of like the world. But then even in that, like, view of the world, being an American, being around people of different groups, like seeing them have their own culture, the facilities, like, I just don't, I can't understand it. Well, let me put it in this context.

Like we, we each of us, I would imagine, have no problem eating meat, right? Like, we use meat all the time, right? Even though we know on some level that it's probably. a little bit fucked up that we're doing that. So eating meat. I 100% agree. So there's something wrong with eating meat, right? But the way... I just... I just... I actually disagree. No, no, no, no, no, no. There's nothing wrong with, like, consuming flesh to live.

There's nothing inherently wrong with that. The problem is the way the food... The way the food is processed and treated and when animals is treated. That's the problem. But that's how it has to be done, though, to feed this meat people. No, no, no, no, no. I'm saying. I'm like, I'm like, I'm going very literal, like, literally like eating, because we're, we're pre, we're omnivores. We're, we're meant to be able to eat meat. No, no, hold on. Let me, let me just. Nobody see like that's, I just, oh, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.

We're getting into the weeds, I think. Okay. The point is that we all on some level understand that the, the thing that we are participating in when we eat a fucking bomb-ass fucking, like, delicious piece of fried chicken is probably fucked up, right? Yeah. But Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay. Music has always been one of my teachers.

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So when looking for a home, look for the R and work with a member of the National Association of Realtors. They're right by you. In like, let's say like 200 years or something, when that, when we have like perfectly like ethical ways that, like maybe like we make meat in a lab or there's like just some, or we just completely evolve past the meat, the need for meat at all,

or just like we make all of our protein out of like bugs or fucking whatever the fuck the horrible future is going to be. There will probably be people in that time, look back and be like, I can't believe people used to do that. That's true. You know what I mean? Swinney, what the hell are you doing? What? You're tapping. Am I?

Yeah, bro. Yeah. I don't think it was stopping. No, you definitely were. You definitely were. You definitely were. Your arm was fucking like actually jiggling. Oh, my bad. I'm fucking, I'm stimming right now. My apologies. I'm stimming. My bad. I'm stimming without knowing. Holy shit. Oh, man. You got some shit going on, man. You need to get up with

Jess? I don't think so. No. I'm definitely stressed about shit, but like, that's always, you know? That's life. And it's just another day. You know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The point, the point generally is, like, if you were, if you're a flat earther in 1560 versus like today, like, I just, I don't. It's way worse. It's way worse with the combined amount of knowledge that we have. Billion. The thing is that you're always, you're always the barbarian of the future, you know? That's a good way to put it. action.

Barbaria. You're always the barbaric, fucked up person of the future, you know. Yeah. That is a great. That is, by the way, I don't normally compliment Sweeney. That's a great, that is a great phrase. You know, like, in the future. We are the barbarians of the future.

Yes, true. That's dope. In, like, so in 4,500 years when they're, like, people used to put dicks in vaginas and ram themselves until they came? What kind of barbarians? They're going to be like that. And they have fucking thought babies. They'd be like, oh, you want to have a baby, yes.

and then they both look into the sky and they combine their fucking ethers and a thought baby comes down. You think humans are going to eliminate pleasure in that way? Probably we're fucking broken. We like torture more than pleasure, you know? There may be so, I don't know, maybe there's a, like, what is that?

What's his name? Elon Musk is doing that. He's trying to do that neural link that's going to kill, like probably millions of people before it works. So like he'll get it eventually. I'm going to be wave four. I'm going to be wave four of that shit. I want to be wave fucking that shit's,

been out for like 10 fucking years. Like after like people stop dying as much. Brains aren't melting. I don't know. That's a neuraling shit is it. Didn't he like kill like a bunch of monkeys with that? Yeah, there was definitely animals that were fucked up from it. For sure.

Yeah. So so here's the real story. This everything that I'm about to say is factually accurate. All right? He so apparently Elon Musk personally stapled neural links into the foreheads

of monkeys and and kind of soldered wires to their fucking prefrontal cortex connecting into and they all

all of them died I think it was about I think if I'm remembering correctly I think the number of monkeys that died is about

14,000 so on the low end you think there's that many monkeys that exist because I think there's not a lot

of monkeys no There are 14,000 monkeys. There's like 14,000 monkeys. By Elon Musk's neural link. So, no, I don't think that there are that many monkeys. Elon Musk went to India and just started just jamming them in those local monkeys. You ever see the monkeys in India?

They're just running around terrorizing people and like stealing tourists shit. They're ruffians. Smokey has stories about like fucking in Costa Rica. There are just monkeys that come in and steal your bread and shit. That is insane. The idea that that is. The idea that that is something that you might have to deal with in a certain part of the world is fucking astounding. In Costa Rica, there are rooftop leopards.

There are jaguars and leopards that get in your roof and you have to call people to get the fucking big cat out of your roof. Yeah, I'm good on that shit. Could you imagine going upstairs like put away the decorations, Chris? You go upstairs and you look pier until corner and there is this glowing eye. I giant Tom cat. And he yells, Ah! And he runs after you like Tom does.

It's a fucking savage place, man. It's like, what? The fucking jungle. Yeah, I'm good on that shit, dude. I, I, if there's a, you know, no, I just, I can't deal with a cat 40 times my size screaming at me. You know, you know what that would? On my own fucking roof.

You know what that would do to me? that would change about me. That'd make me the most angry, ignorant person ever. I'd turn into a fucking rust belt liver. I would be like, God damn, motherfucking big cat, bass. I've said this before, and I still feel this way. Like, big cats scare me way, way more than, like, big dogs. Of course.

I just feel like... Well, because, like, a... Like, I feel like generally, like, I know I probably wouldn't be able to handle a wolf in all likelihood, you know what I mean? A wolf's probably going to kill me. but at the same time Like I feel like I understand Probably any of us

Right right right But I feel like I understand I feel like I understand a dog Well enough to at least understand I feel like I have more of a chance Against the wolf I'll put it that way I feel like you have more of a chance

Surviving because I feel like You can probably connect to the friend part of wolf You can probably get to the friendship part You can like one-on-one One-one you can't You can whip a wolf's ass No you can't I disagree Derek

I don't at all A full-grown wolf Yeah You think, do you think, Derek, do you think right now? Are you thinking of, like, Game of Thrones, Dyerwolves? No, I'm not thinking of a full growth is like 160 pounds, Derek. That goes for your neck. And I am fucking 225 pounds.

That's true, but you don't have claws and fangs. You have teeth and fits. What's a weapon? You can kill one. Yes, a bat or something, yeah, probably. Even one-on-one, I think I can break a wolf's neck. I don't think you could. I'm going to get torn up by Biden the shit on me,

but I think overall I'd kill one. I don't think I think I think you potentially get fucked up by wolves is because they travel in packs. So the wolves fuck you up. But wolves will show itself to you and then two will attack you from the back. I'm not even trying to sound tough. I just say like in a general sense, I'm not a small person. I'm not tall, but I am a very dense human being. And I think I could fucking, I probably when I think about in a life or death situation, my adrenaline going,

I think I could kill a wolf. I generally think I could. You might, I think, I think, I think, I think, here's, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I think, I think you, you would be able to kill a wolf, but maybe you'd probably die a little bit. You'd probably, maybe, yeah, that's the point that we might both die. It might be, there's a, like, it's a coin toss, I would think.

But, but, but a cat to me is like, oh, no, no way. First of all, first of all. A small, even a bobcat I might lose. Yeah, yeah. Like, they're just, they, they, they fight so specifically. And, like, wolves have, like, like, And they leave. They're like, I'll get you later.

You'll take bleed damage. And you'll climb up a tree and disappear. You're like, why do he leave? He could have won now. He could have won right now. That's the thing. It's like they'll pounce on you from above you. And like fucking they'll do parkour and shit.

They're the only animal, I think, in the world, like cats in general, like with retractable claws, which is fucking crazy to me. Like that is. Yeah, they're dangerous sometimes. And in other times they're chilling. They're cool. Yeah, right. I don't know, man. It's, they're scary, then. The thing about, the thing about cats, the thing about cats is that they like, they like attacking you in your backs turn too.

Like, they're just asshole, they're just asshole predator creatures, you know, like dogs are predatory, but they have the pack to kind of give them some sense of like friendship. But cats don't have that. That's why even small cats now, they just walk out to people and attack them. Like your cat, that's your friend. your standard buddy cat that you feed, that you pet, who just walk up to you one day and be like, I don't see if I can eat you right now,

I'm just going to try to kill you. It's like, what, I thought, I feed you, I clothe you, and it's like, I can't kill him right now, maybe later. I would genuinely rather take my chances with a bear

versus like a, like a tiger. Like if I, like if I had to choose, yeah, it would be the bear more than the tiger. Like,

I think a bear could kill a tiger. If the bear, if the bear, wants to kill you, it obviously will but there is a good chance that it doesn't care about you. The thing, yeah, the thing about tiger is like definitely curious. The thing, the thing about

bears is that you can psychologically manipulate a bear. You know what I mean? It's a luck of the draw situation, but you could do something that would make a bear stand down and then it's just no like no longer threat. He's got to start a fire and then it's going to be like, hey, what the fuck man? And then it'll put it out.

What are you doing? You're in the forest fire. I'll give you a ride out of the forest. safety, but don't do that again. It's just, it's just the predictability aspect. It's like cats just, they're not predictable in the same way. Cats are instinct. That's why they don't have emotional intelligence. I think that's what it is. Well, it's just that they're, they're led entirely by instinct. So it's like, that that's why cat videos are so fucking popular. That's why like the internet, the internet early 2000s was all cat videos. And like, you see, you see like some dog videos like like some, but like it was definitely

like overwhelmingly cats because it's just they're fucking interesting to watch because they just do shit that doesn't make like i saw a video of a cat like on the like on the side of a 90 degree wall like seven stories up like some guy peers over a roof and there's just a cat just chilling on the bricks and then it jumps off lands fine and runs away it's like that's that's that's insane wild that dog is dead that dog's not even getting that high up you know what the The thing about cats, right? Cats are, they don't make sense because like, there's videos.

I've seen videos of cats jumping in a fire. Like a cat jumping right into a fireplace. And I'm like, why did they do that? And it's because they don't, I don't think they're just, their instinct. There's no intelligence. Like a dog will be like that's hot. No, I think a cat. I think a cat went under.

That's probably like, I've never seen that. Look it up. A cat jumping in a fireplace. That video exists. No, but Kingston, I'm sure. I'm sure a video of a cat jumping into a fire exists, but I'm sure there's a video of like a person with Down syndrome just existing also, but you wouldn't say like every single person

as Down syndrome. I mean, I would, but there, everyone's not me. We got some, we have some stuff to talk about, right? We got, uh, what do we got here? The cat jumping into a furnace? I want to jump into this first because it's, I have a feeling we probably have the least to say about this, but it did happen and, uh, this is somewhat of a current event show, I think,

vaguely. So for some reason, we got a celebrity death match on Twitter recently between two very, very unlikely parties. Oh, it was... It was Nigel Thornberry, right? Yeah, Nigelthorri. And Andrew Jackson's ghost. Yes, exactly.

Yeah. What a weird... It's strange as it happened, but it happened. I'm going to be honest, I don't know where to go from there. So I'm going to abandon. in that one because I just I have no I that that really that sunlocked me you got me I had no way

I had no way of transitioning out of that yeah fucking working you with the shield the Treyas got you with the bow bam but it's got to finish you off the real with R3 got him bitch you out with R3

the real matchup is uh Greta Funberg and like versus Andrew Tate so I don't know anybody who wanted this but we have it

do you have any idea how it started so I have some idea so Andrew Tate I think it's so weird because I don't think Greta Thunberg was like doing anything she's just sort of like existing and doing the same thing she always does which is like having heard from her in years yeah right

well because she hasn't been doing anything different she's just like hey the planet's getting fucked and it's just like all right and she's been doing that I guess she's like 19 or 20 now or something which is fucking scary because I remember when she was like I don't know four

she looked for you know what I mean how dare you how do you know how do you know? How do you know? That's Greta Thunberg There are consequences to not recycling How do you know? So basically

Greta Thunberg's just existing but she kind of exists as this kind of symbol of you know climate change and that stuff And I guess that conversation is like bubbling up again. So maybe she's relevant in some. Yeah, because climate change is a huge problem that everyone's kind of ignoring. And it's, the repercussions are very,

because they're becoming very visible now in this country and everyone's like still kind of ignoring it. And there are scientists protesting chaining themselves to like banks and shit. It's crazy. And then people to notice. And then people would be like, oh, it's crazy. And immediately open TikTok afterwards. Yeah.

It's insane, bro. And we missed, we missed the point to be able to decelerate. like three, four years ago. Well, no, well, to be, to be fair, scientists do say that like we've, the, the, this is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show, presented by eBay. There's a different kind of care that comes with letting something meaningful go, especially when it has a story attached to it. When you pass something on, you want to know

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Amount of work that we have done has done a significant amount of progress in slowing it down. Like, for example, like if we had no green initiative, at all, at all, we'd be really, really fucked. But fortunately, like, there's some level of... It'd be snowing in the Sahara right now. We'd be like, no, guys, it's it. We broke it. But, uh, so I guess that conversation is, like, happening again.

I, I, I wasn't privy to that, but I don't think, like, Greta Thumburg didn't say anything about Andrew Tate or anything. She's just, like, existing, doing your climate stuff. And Andrew Tate takes a photo of him putting gas in his expensive car, and he, tags Greta Thunberg in it. I can't remember what the fucking tweet said. So he fucking antagonized her. He's got a fucking Mugati. He antagonized her out of nowhere. It's so weird because she's like, again, like she's like

fucking basic. She can say she's 19 or 20, but she's fucking forever 10 to me. Like I just... She still looks like she's a fucking child teenager when she was doing that whole... How dare you? How dare you? Or whatever that speech? Yeah. So let me... Same person.

Let me see if I can find... Like what exactly you did? Yeah, I want to see if I can find the Andrew Tate tweet specifically because I don't... I don't remember exactly what it was. How do you like this, Greta Thumbug? I like to shove gossip up my ass.

It's kind of like... I got a fucking boogey. You know what it is? It's like those like, oh yeah, milk is racist, huh? And then somebody will go on, like, Fox News and, like, drink a whole gallon of milk. Be like, I'm really triggering the lid. It's like, no, you're just going to have a really fucking rough time later.

Yeah. There's six gallons of milk up their ass. Like, what are you going to do? What are you going to do, huh? Okay, yeah, so here it is. What are you triggered? So, so Andrew Tate goes, Hello at Greta Thunberg.

I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a W-16-8-8-1 quad-turbo. AOL, instant messenger. I don't know. Like, it's just a bunch of, like, my two Ferrari 8-12 competitor zone have, you know, it's just a much of car stuff that I'm not pretty to.

And then he goes, this is just the start. Please provide your email, address so I can send a complete list of my car collection in the respective enormous emissions. He sent that out of nowhere. Out of nowhere, like for no reason. He's been thinking about Greta Thumburg. He's been thinking about I'm a Trafford.

I don't care. I think it's Thunberg. It's Thunberg. I'm reading it right now, yeah. Okay, okay. So, so she just kind of replied, I imagine she was just fucking baffled. Like, why is this guy talking to me? I'm trying to plant trees the fuck that you'd want.

He's not even like a climate person. It's so weird. So, and she just responds like, please do enlighten me, email me at small dick energy at getalife.com. And so it was just like, it was just a really weird thing that kind of happened. Yeah. And she fucking, what you go? She ratioed the sin out of him. It's a fucking crazy ratio to be honest.

She ratioed sin out of him. Especially, what's funny about it too is like now with the views, it stands out especially. So. Cobra Tate, I think, is his, I think is his, uh, his, uh, his at. Let me see. You should have got in the head more, bro. I mean, he did, that's, he did, which is why this is now. No more.

Um, he should have been. Oh, God. Where the fuck is it? So you'd be sleeping right now. He tweets, he tweets way too much. He does. Uh, God damn it. Yeah, I can't find it. But, uh, yeah, just kind of came out. And, and, but the thing is, the thing that's weird about, I'm, I'm, I think I might,

and this is maybe just in my head but I think I might come out of pseudo uh, uh, political retirement uh, because, because of this.

There's just too much, because there's just too much, I don't like the simp culture that's happening. You know what I mean? Like there's just too many people in these, like Ian Miles Chong and like just, just these, these people who just like suckle at anybody

who they perceive as to be like edgy or like, against the opposition no matter how wrong they are. Like for, like, the whole, right. Andrew Tate made this whole video about, like, he made a video in response to fucking Greta Thunberg's tweet. He's like, he's smoking a cigar in like a robe. Not bothered at all, clearly.

But he's, uh, and he's like, curious that you're curious that your email address is small dick energy at getalife.com. Weird. And it's like, do people forget how emails work? people like willfully missing the joke i feel like almost because it's like they just want andrew tate to win but it's right there are email like that's a weird culture you're actually

sending you her fucking email like that's her genuine email address and not an obvious fucking it's it's it's it's comedy illiteracy at at a level i never thought possible the thing is that i've definitely i've definitely made jokes like that in the past and people were totally fine with it so it's like hey oh if you have complaints uh uh you know send your complaints over to whiny bitching. Winy bitching at Chris Reagan.com. Throw my cock.com as sween. Yeah, yeah.

That's what emails are, like there's specific emails for specific things, which is the joke. I think he's just too stupid. Maybe really didn't understand. But that's what's so embarrassing. How is Greta Thunberg a better comedian? And by the way,

I don't think it was funny, by the way. It's like a very basic joke. It's just like, huh. The situation's funny. That's what it is. But the fact that he couldn't conceptualize it baffles me.

I guess it doesn't baffle me because he has clearly brain damage. Do you see that video, by the way, of Logan Paul realizing his brain damage? No. There's a video I saw recent. Oh, no. So that's something that happened. Okay, it's in you. There's a, well, I'll get to it after this.

But, like, there's a lot of weird shit. So, like, there's another one where Andrew Tate, he retweeted somebody who was like, um, somebody, somebody tweeted like Andrew Tate and Greta Thunberg need to stop flirting and just fuck already and Andrew Tate's like she ain't ready and it's like there is fucking there is footage first of all there's footage of Andrew Tate saying he hates fucking he thinks it's just pure work

and he's weird man he does not I mean I think Andrew Tate is is a sexual and if you hate himself that's it he does like himself just like that meat canon video where he is like just fucking going to town on himself but I don't think he actually

likes women because there's this... No! There is so much footage of him saying things that would suggest that like... That, okay, that I don't even know if he's gay, he just likes himself, and then he just puts on the perception

that he likes women. He's like... He's like if... He's like if the alien from Roswell sustained really intense brain damage from the crash and just sort of like reemerged into society

how it like 70 years later as this person. Like, even everything from the bald head to the constant sunglasses to hide his, like, alien eyes. Everything about him just, everything about him just like, he feels like a cryptid to me. Here comes a new challenger. Oh, me. Oh, no. I want to know if there's gapers like me.

Like me. I want to know. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Can you show me, he's peers in his asshole? Ew. All right, no, no, no, we can't do this. We can't do this because we're not, hold on, let's, clap-sync real quick.

Hey, everybody, so we could not let this happen again. Yeah. So what you're seeing right now, we had to cut in later because we already finished recording the episode, but obviously some stuff happened, and this is like the 18 millionth time this has happened, and I refuse to let this get the best of me. Andrew Tate, who, depending on when this gets, interjected we were talking about

pretty recently about the Greta Thunberg thing he got arrested he's been arrested by Romanian authorities under suspicion of human trafficking which is a pretty well a pretty well known thing about Andrew Tate I think is that like that's a thing that's going on

with him is that he's widely believed that he is uh you know guilty of human trafficking and he's guilty of playing with people in the Yeah, and you know what? I, uh, I am not a lawman. I am not a, I'm not privy to any unique information. However, I, I do have to say, uh, if you're not guilty of human trafficking, pretty unlikely you're going to be accused of it. Very unlikely. In a, in a matter that is worth investigating in the way that they're doing. So like, we'll see how this shakes up. But apparently, so I don't know if. if this is true. This is like kind of like the narrative

that's going around and it is a very fucking funny narrative. It is goddamn hilarious. Apparently that is what it is. Apparently this is in air quotes right now because this is just kind of this is really fresh this is like probably still ongoing as we're talking about it. He

in his video where he's kind of like smoking a cigar and kind of telling off Greta Thunberg he orders a pizza and the pizza gets there and it's this pizza chain in Romania and And that, I guess, tipped people off or Romanian authorities off to the fact that he was in the country and then they raided his property while he was there. I don't know if that's actually true.

I don't know how that works. I have to imagine part of me believes that they were probably going to raid him anyway. Or they like, they probably were. It's just they couldn't get a hold of him. Yeah, I'm assuming because he travels so much. He keeps fleeing. He keeps fleeing. So maybe they did use it as a way to be like he's here.

Get him. That's possible. He's more got he. He's more gutty. But that's more about the coincidental timing of everything. We don't know if that's actually true, but we do know that it's fucking funny. That is, this is one of the funniest things I've ever fucking seen. He went out of his way to accost some random climate change child, basically, from like six years ago who was not relevant anymore. Like, no one's thinking about her.

No, I forgot she was even real. Totally. I, like, I wouldn't say I forgot she's real, but she definitely wasn't. talk of the town, you know? Let me put it this way. Have you thought about her once this year? No, absolutely not. I feel like she might have said something earlier this year.

Like, like, I'm faint that I might have passed, that I might have seen. But, like, not of my own wish. I'm like, oh, I wonder how good at Thunberg's doing. You know, no, not once. No, yeah, of course. Nobody cares. She did her thing. She was like, you're destroying my fucking life.

And then she went away. And then, whatever. How dare you? How do you? How do you know? It's fucking I don't know man So that that happened

We'll see how that goes Romania Romanians authorities Are kind of notoriously corrupt So I don't actually think it's Gonna lead to much of anything personally But Yeah

He probably needs to pay them off a little more Yeah Yeah They rated it because they didn't They want more money Probably You know But I mean

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Because he tweets things about, like, how he's like, people shouldn't read books. Reading books is for stupid people. And then he talks about how he actively, pays off, like how it's easy to get away with crimes in Romania because you just have to bribe them and he talks about it like it's his lived experience.

Yeah. And I just, if there was ever a person to not you know, reactionarily jump to the defense of, it's probably this guy. This is why, because we're done becoming who we are, you know. That's true. I guess. For a young person

who is stupid as bricks who's impressionable, you know, he's a piece of Jack guy. He's a martial artist, all this stuff. He has a Bugai, you know? Like, of Bugai, you know? I got Bugai, you know? Like, to them, there's like, he's cool.

But for us, we're like done being, like, we're ourselves already, you know? That's true. No, I need to interject. No, I need to interject because I got a bugai. So I just, when we were ending the podcast, this is funny. We're talking, I'm talking about this. And it's not even going to be at the end of the. episode but when we ended the episode

I so I just I went on Andrew Tate's the video where he responded with the pizza and everything and I just tweeted I just had to respond because it just was I was like this is so gay because this is when I just watched it I just couldn't

help myself but say it not even a quote tweet so my audience can see I just went under the replies I'm like this is so gay I just I had to say it's very gay some old guy some guy that has a little bit of gray in his in his chin was like Yeah, but he's still rich Left my fucking ass off And I short-circuited a little bit

Because of how old he is Like you're saying, you know Like I understand the young, impressionable Bitch-ass kids idolizing this guy He's so edgy and shit You know, oh, he's so edgy, so cool But then there's this guy That's like, oh, he's fucking rich bro

And I went on his Twitter and he's like I just went on board I go here just to trigger leftist or whatever. That's his bio. His bio is that. And all he does is. His kids don't speak to him anymore is what you're saying.

Yeah. Yeah. These kids don't bring him around. Nobody who, his son's girlfriend is like, I never saw your dad and you're like, yeah, no. That's some point. Nobody who is 40 years old.

Nobody who is 40, it's kind of like, like Keemstar and like shot from the point. point and like these these like geriatric these dads these fathers bro ancient children ancient children it is so confusing because it's like he's he's still rich but it's like conservatives hate so many rich people there's so many like like so they used to they no no no they hate they hate the rich they like the rich people who agree with them obviously

exactly but like they they fucking like every time like some famous rich actor says something even vaguely left wing. They're like, fucking, oh, the elite ruling class. And it's like, oh, but Tate's rich, by the way, and I love that. Stager Lane, LeBron, just terrible the basketball. So disrespectful. Wait, wait, wait, wait. So wildly disrespectful to him,

dude. I mean, look, man, if, if you if you want to praise people and and simple people for being rich, that's, that's totally fine. There is, there is, uh, I think you guys would probably really love this guy. I don't think he's around anymore, but his name is

Jeffrey Epstein who was who was hilariously rich and uh you know who by the way you know that's wild I saw somebody I saw what's confused

Blair White was tweeting about it too and she was like she was like her meta's different bro man what the fuck did she say it was like something weird like they got Andrew Tate but they didn't get anybody on Jeffrey Epstein's client list

or whatever and it's like yeah Okay. It doesn't... Yeah, we get it. I don't... I actually don't understand... Yeah, like...

Yeah, it's fucked up that it didn't get Trump. Yeah, I know, it is fucked up in it. It's... It's... It's... Blair has... But they still... But they still...

She's lost the plot, though. No, she... You know, they're... Well, it's also... They call everybody MPCs, but I saw that reply many of times. Oh, yeah, yeah. Andrew Tate hashtags and stuff.

Yeah, it was... where it's not an original thought. It's just, ooh, I like that response. And then they tweet it to their stupid audience. Yeah, it's a regurgitation.

And they say it to their stupid family. And then their family's like, I like that. Now I go turn out Taka-Colton. Talk-a-Colte. You tell me what I like to hear. You guys got to come. You guys are swinging.

I would you. Tuckoo. Tuckoo. Tuckoo. Tuckoo. Tuckoo. Tocoo. No, but like,

it's, it's just. just weird because I just the I don't understand the deflection like why deflect just like just just acknowledge the comedy in the situation because it can't if they acknowledge the common question it's funny

it hurts their feelings they acknowledge it dude can I tell you something let me tell you something I'm a big I'm a big Bernie guy right I agree with Bernie a lot right it would it would be heartbreaking for me to see something like if Bernie was like a pedophile or something right like that would be really sad that break my heart

But at the same time, if I saw Bernie Sanders sitting across from Chris Hansen, that is fucking funny. It's fucking funny, dude. And I just want everybody, if we have any influence on anybody at all, if there's anybody listening to this show who is either, you know, still kind of trying to figure out who they are or whatever, they're like impressionable use or whatever the fuck. I want to impress upon this very idea. there is stupidity and comedy at fucking everywhere okay well that's true yes and it's and it's totally fine in fact it's awesome to be able to acknowledge it when it happens and if you can't acknowledge it you you can't be saved the thing is this there's a thing right there's i got three things to tell you right treatings treatings man tinge one man should know this one thing

at one team one team one team you should know that you have to learn to laugh at yourself gay you're laughing

for yourself I'm the best one perfect what's the next one you gotta learn what's the next one comedy and everything okay yeah everything

on the left is funny like they're every there's there's comedy and number three don't invest in a Logan Paul and number three

I had never think that was actually funny but you said that and my brain got shifted off the point. Oh, I'm sorry. Number three, number three. Go, go, go. Number three, don't buy pizza in Romania because it's only one pizza place in Romania and they fucking, they'll find you. There's only one pizza in all of Romania. I love that.

I love that. That idea is even funnier, the idea that, like, he got pizza. I know where he is. Wait a minute. There's only one pizza place, period. here. There's only one standing building. You know what's nuts? You know what's nuts, though? It's called Jerry's

pizza. That to me is funny. I don't know why. Fucking Jerry Seinfeld bought a fucking pizza chain. You gotta calm down. Derek, you gotta calm down. That's fucking 50% of Romania's economy. One thing I do want to, before we end, before we end this cut in,

I don't know where this is going to go. So maybe after this you'll see the rest of the show. Maybe after this, there won't be anything. I don't know. but I just want to mention that we did talk about the coffee zilla Logan Paul thing and while we were recording something happened with that as well where Logan Paul he tweeted a picture of him dressed like coffee zill in front of a green screen as if he was going to like

refute it or something or like he said he was going to talk about it on impulsive on January 3rd so we'll have a lot to say I can't wait I'm actually going to watch I actually watched impulsive twice I watched the one with cats eye and I watched the one on Tenkashi 6-9 Both interesting KSI is actually not a bad guy Watching the more of his content I watch it like he's not a bad dude at all He's kind of chilling What is he done? He's not

He's a bit of annoying He's just he's just kind of He's just like He's just so loud about it And it's like As far as everybody else though Like that he's associated with That's true

He's done nothing really As far as as They're well behaved in fact I could be wrong Somebody could come at me and say Right right What about this and what about that Look, look, look, look, look.

As far as we know, KSI is just kind of a douche, which is not really a crime. It's not like, eh, you're probably like, like, not super likable, I guess generally as a public persona, but you haven't, like, you know, scammed. Yeah, he's not doing it. Like, as far as I'm concerned, I haven't seen him. Even Deadgy. Deadgy's the fuck up a bit, but he's not like a bad kid. Did he don't know that shit about the body? Dedman.

Dedgment. Deadgment. Deadgment. Dedgement. So listen, one thing I want to say before, since we know that Logan Paul is a psychopath now because of his brain, his brain's missing. I actually, because we had this conversation a long time ago on the show, Derek and I, I think Sweeney was there too, obviously, because this is the show. But me and him were specifically talking about the Logan Paul finding the body in the suicide forest thing. They fake it.

So I thought it was real and Logan Paul was just that inept enough to react that way because I thought even back then that he was a psychopath. You thought it was fake because that's pretty likely that it would be. I have a different theory now that now that we know he has brain damage and he is a psychopath. I think it's real and he killed that guy. Goodbye guys. I believe. I believe Logan Paul is actually a murder. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't know.

We're not going to do it. Hey, hey, No, please don't, guys. Shut up. Shut up. Stop. You're actually, uh, it is, I will say it's not that I believe it, but it is. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush.

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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She could have been very upset. You think Logan Paul found a Japanese person and scarecrowed him? Another vlog that was doing some stupid YouTube video, and then he just killed him. And he pin yada the nigga. He pin yada the nigga in the tree in Japan. Here's how I think it went. I think somebody went to the suicide. Some Japanese man went to the suicide forest and he was just chilling.

And then, and then Logan Paul had a flash. He had like a moment of time. He was like, oh, yeah, I'm going to be in the WWW one day because I'm crazy. And then he fucking, he suplexed him into the ground and used him as a, as a, I think that dead body's real. I think he did it. Anyway, it's back to the shit. It's either that or my shit. It is, I'm telling you, hey, I will be proven wrong if there is just a name of the victim and the victim's family came out because that should have been a thing that would have happened.

No one's going to know who it is. Yeah. What the hell does that mean? What does that mean? That's fucked up. I understand. That's such a second grade racist joke. I'll see you guys later.

All right, right, right. Back to the normal show. He just, Andrew Tate is, Andrew Tate has become, this was happening, right? The right. They've never been good at making jokes or taking jokes now. But they have these champions on their side. These warriors, they post up. They go in a garb, they arb these people, and they want them to be the fucking champions of the right.

But they're all stupid. They're all stupid idiots. Yeah, each and every one of them are fucking dumb and they're not funny. It wouldn't bother me if people were just like, if people could just admit when something isn't. Because I feel like I used to see this. I feel like used to be like,

hey, this is an L. Even people in my comments, like sometimes when I would have a take, people would be like, this isn't it, man. And that doesn't happen anymore, I don't think. Like, it feels like,

because fucking, Ian Miles Chong is just suckling at this guy. And it's just like... Who Andrew Tate? Yeah. And it's like... It's some of the most embarrassing... It's some of the most embarrassing shit.

Like, they're playing... There are so many people that I agree with, right? I am not in their fucking mentions. Never. Every time they... Almost never. And it's weird to me that every time I click on anything, they're there.

And it's the same people. And you go to their profile, and it's all... Their whole profile is just retweets of the same people over and over again. And it's so... Fusing because it's like the lack the absolute lack of any sense of self at all It's it's funny no fucking dignity at all No shame they're out there fucking slurping and burping cock right in front everybody yeah

Yeah it's my bro you need to see and and and when they become an older person They will see themselves and make holy shit I was that guy I was a reverse reply guy Instead of like hating all the time like they would do the trump and shit yeah like now it's just sucking cock all the time Like, dude, you got to give your mouth a break. I made a Ritterhouse tweet, right? Oh, Rittenhouse? Did you see a young Krip got like, yeated off the platform? He had to look, look, I can't believe it took that long, though.

His account is gone. But he was bugging. He was whaling on that. But he always was. He was always, and that's why I love him. That's why I love Young Krip. Shout out to Donovan, Young Krip. That's my boy.

But he, because he's not even like the most concerned. He's a very middle standing person. But he's sensible. So what happens is that when you have a degree of sensibility, you always have a left-leaning nature because you're sensible. That's how that works, unfortunately. So what happens is he shits on anyone. He'll shit on anybody. He'll shit on anybody.

But what happens is that those Kyle stands make it so easy. Because even for me, I made a comment about Kyle, right? I'm going to comment about Kyle about like how does, like, the right season as I'm sort of like a fucking champion. for just shooting and killing two people. He didn't know where dickheads when he's shot and kill them, right? And then everybody was like, you don't fucking get it.

He just get over it. It's fucking, it's a case and he was in his self-defense. And I was like, still sucks. No, he's a cunt. Still a piece of shit kid, you know? He didn't need to be there with his gun.

He didn't need to kill people. Well, here's a, here's a, I agree with that, but they don't see that. Well, here's, here's, specifically the thing about it that makes me, because I think we were, I was on stream with you and we were, we were joking about how, like,

I think I said something. like they should make a Kyle Rittenhouse vampire hunter movie where where he just kills vampires but it's purely on accident he's slaughtering him he's he's just killing people like indiscriminately

because he's crazy but they but they all happen to be vampires they're always vampires he killed a town full of people and they all happen to be vampires just what happens hero he's like accidental hero I feel like that's a funny premise right

It'd be funny. But they'd freak. But the idea is like, you know, because he killed those two, he killed those people and or he maimed that. He maimed one killed two. Yeah, yeah. So those people, I think those people turned out to have like a really checkered pass, like really, really checkered. At least one of them for sure. I think at least one of them or maybe even two of them were like straight up like sex offender and pedophile shit.

Yeah. So it's like, so he really lucked out in the sense that like, you know, it wasn't like a single mother of three. Yeah. Absolutely. But yeah, it's just, I don't know. It's a funny fucking situation. It is hilarious to me that this child, this guy who looks like a fucking baby, went out an accidentally killed to pedophile.

He looks like the large baby from boss baby, actually. The issue is like you just have to have a sense of humor about every. You have to be able to find the comedy in that. If you can't find the comedy in that and you're like getting like really defensive over it, that's fucking weird because that is a funny a baby killed two pedophiles by accident it's ridiculous

that is hilarious but think about how weird and going back to like how the right how they idolize everybody it's weird even Kyle Rittenhouse a baby they're even worshipping a baby

it's fucking bizarre and then he makes that and then he makes that fucking that free to play like that mobile game that that objectively if anyone else would made it would not be of any content. It's just a shitty.

I, I, what the fuck was it? Uh, Kyle, Rittinghouse. It was like some flash game, right? Right? What are you doing? Is shooting turkeys or something? No, no, it wasn't that. No, no, so here's, here's it like shooting turkeys or something?

I don't remember. Yeah, so, so, so, Kyle Rittenhouse unveils new video game where players shoot fake news turkeys. And it's literally just a, it's literally just like a cookie clicker, like mobile game ass thing. And it's like, that's just a, objectively not a good game. Like, it doesn't matter who the fuck made it. Like, I don't give a shit who made it. Some stupid bullshit clout. Yeah. And then people were like, I love it, Kyle. I love this game.

This is the fucking coolest. And like, it's, it's so weird. I just don't get. The simp culture is what's going to drive. It's what's going to drive me back in. I can feel it. Because it's just so, so dumb. They are the ultimate sims. You're absolutely right. And I want, And to this point, I want to say this real quick, because notice that young Crip finally got kicked off because he was digging. He was going to harden the panel on the right. Exactly. Yeah. And notice the pattern. Even my main YouTube channel, I was not fucked with by any progressive ideologues at all.

No. Video responses, like I know H. Bomber guy. And sometimes, like, H. bomber guy made something about me, and he was actually 100% right where I made a mistake. And I was like, oh, my roommate told me about it at the time. And I was like, oh, I'm actually grateful for that. Yeah, yeah. It's usually that. It's usually like either like there's like a scathing tweet or like some like the worst it will get is like an empty threat.

Like maybe like I'm going to kick you off this, but it's some random person with no fucking power. And it doesn't matter. Happens though. Nothing ever happened. Like even when they're like, oh, they're forced censorship and all this stuff. You hear all this shit deplatforming and all this stuff and literally no one to get deplatformed on their expense. However, I make a video shitting on the alt right. My video gets age restricted immediately, immediately, and then gets taken down.

Immediately. It took, like, fucking less than an hour. Were these fucking pieces of shit we're swarming around just like, oh, there's negative press on us. So on and so forth. I still remember to this day I made a video in maybe like 2014, where I, where I, it was my most disliked video. It was like a 50-50 ratio. It was crazy. I've never seen anything like it since or before.

where I and it was a video like making fun entirely of like some left leaning thing I don't remember the exact context but it was like very much like what the fuck is this shit this is insane yeah but I opened the video being like you know I used to think it was just conservatives that were that were like illogical but it turns out it's more than just that it's actually people everywhere and it's people on the left as well and just for that intro 50% dislikes Even though the rest of the video, it's wild, honestly. They are a crazy group, bro. You criticize anything, bro. I criticize, I made a joke about it. I was like, if Carwood House is black, that situation would have been very different. And they were like, no, it wouldn't have been. It would have still been self-defense.

It's like, shut the fuck up. He would have never approached that cop with that rifle. When he went to the cop with that rifle, if Cal looked like Travis Scott and he tried to go up to, a cop like that with an assault weapon? It's not the point. I just want to hammer this idea, this idea home, right? That, like, it's, we're talking a lot about the right right now because that's just kind of, like, what's relevant.

But it's not necessarily that, like, oh, the right is uniquely sensitive. It's that they are sensitive also. Yeah. And right now, they happen to be, I think right now they happen to be uniquely sensitive, actually. Like right now, they happen to be their balls, they're boastful and tough, and then you say something, they're like fucking flakeet, get rid of him. Yeah, I do think that they are. They're like on edge now. Like, they're really like, it's weird.

But like they, because I feel like in 2015, 2016, the left was very much the same way. I don't think they would necessarily do the same shit, but like there was like a, that's the big difference though, man. That's the big difference though. The action versus an action. The progressive, the people I would say like people call them SJWs after. while I was just like, well, if you want to call directly what I'm talking about, because it's not sweeping general liberals, it's not sweeping progressives. I grew up in fucking SoCal, a lot of my friends are progressive. It was progressive ideologues, these fucking zealots. It was specifically

a very small group of these people that were acting very hostile and being really belligerent stupid. However, nothing ever happened to anyone that I know. Nothing happened. Not, like I didn't see people, the channel is getting shut down, getting mass flagged and all this shit. However, if you just dip your fucking toes into these groups on the right and 4chan and all these other fucking Kiwi farms and stuff, they're actively coming together to target and flag people. You're seeing this shit happen all the fucking time. They do this very religiously. And that is the major fucking difference to me where I'm like, look, we can always say both sides, both sides, this and this and that. but just look at the fucking evidence on who's doing what.

And that's why. And I just want to say, I'll just want to say, and then we can fucking make it a little more light and shit. It's just, I wish that people on the right, like my, my,

one of my roommates is a conservative, he grew up conservative, but he's chilled. His best, two of his closest friends are gay as shit. They're like, oh, like he's very just like,

oh, I have some conservative values. However, all that other shit that people are jumping on the trains with grouping and all this other shit. He's like, that's dumb as fuck. However, he still watches some of these fucking chud assholes, right?

And I just want, like, I wish that people like him would maybe talk to some other people or whatever. It'd be like, hey, you guys are making us look like absolute fucking cunt shitbags. Like, do something. Like, just like what people like you were doing with, like, the progressive ideologues, you're like, hey, what the fuck are you doing? They're not doing that. They're not cleaning up their fucking camp at all. Yeah, that's the thing, right? I never thought of it that way, actually.

That's the thing, though. They don't come out and kind of provide like a more reasonable kind of alternate perspective. They just sort of like latch on to the fucking crazy. What's happening now would be like if. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. There's a different kind of care that comes with letting something meaningful go, especially when it has a story attached to it.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger. and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time

goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. me, you all just sort of like, if we were just like, yeah, I love what BuzzFeed has to say about like white people or whatever. And like just like simping constantly.

It's like, oh my God, that Francesca Ramsey, she's so fucking great. She owned everybody like constantly. It's like, no, what we did was we were like, hey, a lot of this is crazy. But I'm, you know, we still, we share some level. We're on the same side broadly, but here's where I differ. Ron, very, very specific thing. The thing is this thing. When you do that, you weaken your camp, you know?

Well, well, the reality is that that's their thing. Nobody likes reality isn't sexy. Reality is very fucking, like reality is very, very complicated. Reality is very boring. It's not as fun to hear somebody be like, hey, you know, these are all the specific reasons why this is dumb but here are the things where like these are the reasons

why I don't identify with the opposing view. It's a lot easier to be like this is all dumb. We are correct. Everybody who's vaguely against our side is fucking wrong

and we it's it's just kind of like it simplifies things. It's like sports actually. It's like you know what it's 1,000% like sports. Yeah. It's people fucking, like, the fact that people like riot after fucking, like sport, after like a fucking game. Philly, bro. Anytime Philly wins anything, dog, Philadelphia's upside down afterwards, bro. They fuck that city up, bro.

That's why they don't win too often, right? That's why they don't win too often. Because the way they act. Do you think the players are like, we can't win this guys? Like, we're going to, we could win. We could win right now. But if we win, everything will be, it's going to be a bitch getting home. If we win, they're going to be. Burma Mama House down again, and I can't afford that.

So let's lose. Let's lose. So let's lose. That's fucking. Dude, the Eagles won, and they fucking lost their mind. That shit with nuts, but they destroyed the city, bro. The city was on hold for a few days. It is pretty funny seeing that happen because that you would think you would take better care of your city once you won.

And you're like, hey, let's be. We're the shit. we're on top and then it's almost like they act they behave as if they lost that's the thing that's funny because shit gets fucked up and lit on fire and streetlights broken and shit and all this crazy shit's happening but you guys won they just go up they go get some pizza and fucking they win and you go through you go through the city the next day and it looks like fucking the fuck wasn't even i am legend you're like what happened here what happened why is everything upside down. Why is everything?

They turned a fire hydrant upside down and no water's coming out of it. How'd they do that? That's fucking impressive. That shit is flipped. It's for real flipped upside. You're like, what? Yeah. All right. Yeah.

So, um, anyway, I don't, I don't fucking know. All right. What else happened? Wait, no, I had something. I had something. Did you guys hear about that whole Logan Paul shit thing? Where is that brain damage? Oh, the coffee.

You're late. The coffee didn't watch it because I didn't give a fuck. But, like, I heard it was a big deal. It's pretty fucking crazy. Why did you bring it up? Because that's big news. It is big news. You didn't watch it, though?

I watched all three parts of it. I watched all three of them because it was a bit. It is honestly fucking crazy. But there's, everybody should check out that video, by the way. Logan Paul is, this sucks. Why? Did he keep?

It reminds me of. Jesse, uh, Jesse Pinkman or whatever. He's like, you can't keep getting away with it. Because he keeps fucking doing shit. Why does he? Like there was that dink doing thing. I remember that dink doink thing when it came out. And I'm like, look this piece of shit.

And then nothing happened. That Pokemon thing. He fucked, dude, he fucked up TCG collecting like as a system. Like, I know people that like collect, like one of my, our friends Joe had a bunch of, we already talk about it. He had a bunch of Pokemon cards sold. But the cards he had were worth more until. Logan Paul and those motherfuckers fucked up the market for TGs in general.

Like they completely ruined it. And it's just like, yo, why? It's just like, why do you keep sucking? Like, why? Well, we have an answer to that. We haven't answered to that now. Because there was a video where he's going over, it's so fucking funny.

I can't remember where I saw it on TikTok, but it's like a real video. It's not like CG or fucking some nonsense. Oh, God. Where Logan Paul is at a, is like talking. to a doctor or something and the doctor is like, this is a scan of your brain and notice that there are chunks missing here. And he's just looking at the camera like, he's like doing like fucking thumbnail reactions to this,

which is like, I can't think of anything more perfectly emblematic of that where it's like, I think he's genuinely like a sociopath, like by, like not even necessarily brain damage. It's weird because it's, it's, it's weird because it would have. believe how much brain damage I doctor said I had. And he's like, but you know what's interesting about that? What's interesting about the conversation is like, now that we know that he has,

he has a clear inability to make the right decision, to be a good person. Like it's just, it's just actually like not possible. So like, God. So how do you, how do you square that circle?

Like, what do you do with that info? Like, Logan Paul is a piece of shit. He sucks. He's like one of the worst people probably that's ever been born. into this into this

I guess medium or whatever but he's also disabled and it's not possible for him to be better so what do you do with that do you shoot him? It makes sense why it keeps happening

like you would think after the shit that he could like his business partners his that one guy that's on his impulsive podcast uh mic or something yeah yeah uh you would think that guy would be like hey we no like no

they just straight up just no we're not doing this hey you fucking what was it called his new scam you keep using that word it's a game it's a game I forgot what it's called shit oh my god Zoo coin Zoo coin right

Zoo coin sounds right Zoo coin sounds right I don't know it's some fucking nonsense I'm pretty sure no I'm pretty sure it's I'll look it up I'll fact check No, it's definitely Zuccoin. Crypto Zoo.

Oh, what the fuck? But I guess it's Crypto Zoo, but like, they are Zoo coins? Yeah, they're Zoo coins. Like, is the, the crypto zoo is the name of the project, and it's just, or the game. It's, it's, everybody look at that coffee Zillow. It's a three-part coffee Zillow video. I didn't know about this guy until literally like three days ago.

Oh, I knew him through, I watched Philip DeFranco every once in a while. to get like a, just to have a gist of what the hell's going on on like the real world. That's probably a good idea because I am in the fucking dark when it comes out of shit. I watch this guy called At Omni. Omni, he's a black guy of bald dude. He does like current events. I watch him. Okay. And he's like the black Philip DeFranco. Omni? Sort of. Yeah, Omni. Optimus? No, I'm not Amni. No,

this is Omni. Hmm. I don't know. His name's just Omni? Yeah. Oh, Inferno Omni? Wait, I think I know where that is. I thought he covers like gaming and shit. He used to do gaming a long. He's been in the concept work here for a long time, but he recently blew up over COVID. And he got, like, he got his numbers up and everything now. Now he does, like, current event stuff. And that's why, that's where I got the idea from. Shout out to blow the black man getting, making it somewhere on YouTube.

Shout out to him. But, uh, I get, I get all like, jealous. I'm like, damn. That, I need to fucking, I need to remove myself. And then I need a, like, where's the, where's the vacuum for, for the, for the, for the Negro. Exactly. That's why my, that's why my, that's why my, that's why me as a black man, making video

S-E stuff now is going to be great because it's going to have my nigger perspective infused in all this pop culture. There's no niggas talking about stuff. There's always some white boy that grew up in the suburbs, but I'm a nigger that grew up in the suburbs. So what happens is that I'm going to be, I was born in the hood, but I grew up in the suburbs. So I have good just opposing views, and I like nerd shit. So I'm, I'm, that's it, right?

Do you think that that's why maybe, because I feel like, you know, we have perspectives, right? but I feel like generally, like, our perspectives are very level-headed in comparison to a lot of people. Do you think that that's maybe because of that, like, because we know what it's like to be in the city, in the think of it, and also, like, in the sticks? Well, the thing, the thing for us is that what you and I have in common is that one, we're both, like, one and a half generations. So our families are from different places. Yeah. And then we're technically both mixed ethnicities as well. Yeah.

So I think that's why then we also lived in cities and the sticks. So I think we just have a lot of different perspectives that come into making us what we are. That's why we just have unique perspectives, I think. Because all it takes is taking someone from one place that they grew up in and put them in the opposite. And they'll have a very broad perspective inherently. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. I don't know.

I've always wondered it because it's just like it feels, I don't know. It feels odd that all of it. of our friends Twitter feels fucking yeah Twitter Twitter feels fucking lonely you know when you're looking at Twitter

you're just like everybody's like simping or whatever the fucking it's just like God crazy there's nobody I'm talking about Digimon

and I guess in fairness the people who aren't simping just aren't saying anything so it's probably a lot of people yeah there's a lot of people that just surf right because

yeah Jesus Christ there's a there's the loud minorities that's the things the loud minorities because most people aren't these

insane groups that's the thing well see you you say loud minority, which is, I would say true in the general population of just people in general. But on Twitter, God damn, there are people just popping off all the fucking time. It's like, bro, there's no way you would say this in front of somebody. You would never, you would never fucking go up to Elon Musk and be like, oh, oh, oh, you know, like, and the shit that they're doing.

I made, I made a, I made a, I made a joke because Tom Holland made a joke about something involving Scorsese, right? The whole Scorsese cinema bullshit thing, right? Which Scorsese has the truth about it, because he's very much so a big fan of classical keeping cinema cinema. People are mad, but he's not, he ain't wrong. He's not exactly wrong, right? But Tom Holland made a comment,

and Tom Holland made a comment, though it's not wrong either. It's like he's been in movies that are very impactful movies and very... What do you say? He was like, you're an old-ass bitch, shut up, nigga. He was like, I've been in movies

that are very cinematic movies that are cut up for ideas of Oscars, and I've been in movies that are, I'm CU movies that are, you know, it's reduced to me, is that they're just more money. I'm going to give the same kind of acting skill in it. Whatever they ask me to do, I'll do it for them, you know. And then I posted, I tweeted something that made a lot of people mad.

I tweeted that Scorsese's mad that the main character in Marvel movies aren't Italian or Irish mobsters. And he's also upset that everybody doesn't call Black Panther a niggins his face. And people got so angry. I'm aware that Scorsese. filmography is mostly documentaries if you know you know it's mostly him doing like documentaries but his most popular movies

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The most popular ones, yeah. That's popular mobs and they have at least... That throw that word around. 30 hard hours in each one. throw that word around a little bit. If there is a hard R within the first time in the movie, it's not Oscar worthy. Exactly, bro. That's it.

That's it. Either the black tank has got to be a slave or they got to say the N-word. That's how you make an Oscar movie. What I don't like is that like, that is a very normal joke in the comedy world. Like in a comic world, like, that is such a normal thing to say. That, like, people freaking, it's so bizarre where I'm like, do you not understand, do you not see the humor in this? And I think people thought, took it literally that I was like, oh, Scorsese, he makes only.

He doesn't make only mouse movies. I'm obviously, I understand that, duh. I'm a communication major. I watch his movies. People probably think, and this is, I think this is also a problem with, they probably just saw you and they're like, oh, here's this woke black guy that has a problem with, they're probably thinking this and not just. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm like, do shut the fuck up. We're just taking the piss, right?

I had a similar thing recently where, like, I just tweeted about. Avatar. It's like my biggest tweet in a while. Although, like, this week has been fucking actually, like, I feel like, for some reason this week, my tweets have been exploding. I don't know what the fuck's going on. But I literally just, somebody was like, no cultural, no cultural impacts motherfuckers watching Avatar outgross every major Marvel movie in the last year.

And it's like, like gross doesn't mean impact. I don't even like Marvel, really. but like I mean like there's undoubtedly more impact in any given Marvel movie generally speaking than Avatar has had even this new one and I just I literally just tweeted this movie is about to pass a billion dollars and I have heard literally nothing about it from anyone like no one nobody Ren

Ren was the only person that I know who saw it and when I asked somebody he said it was fine that was it that's the only no one and people who do talk about it talk about it's a stunning visual spectacle and it's and and but like usually it's like I don't know like when people were talking about Spider-Man there people were talking about like characters and like story I don't even think that movie is particularly good by the way like the the way no way home that like that multiverse one yeah but people were talking about the movie you know what I mean like this like the story and like the end like the implications of it

people when end game was coming out people were talking about like characters and shit even fucking Terminator when like James Cameron's older shit like fucking Titanic and Terminator 2 like when those movies were fucking big and even still to this day Terminator 2's fucking impact is crazy

people still talk about Titanic people still talk about Rose yeah people like no one not a fucking single person has talked to me about these characters the story anything it's stunning physical or it was fine

and just it's And people were like fucking flipping out about it. The thing is this, right? I don't understand. If you're going into that movie, right? If you're going into this movie, this movie, apparently James Cameron did a lot of work in trying to get the visual style down packed. And that's very cool. And he apparently did a good amount of world building, which is like cool.

But at the same time, it's just like, so what? I don't care about these people. I don't care. Like, so like I just, I don't know. I know, I don't, I've know. Rand saw it, I guess. That's one person that saw it. and my homie Brian saw it.

My friend Brian left maybe an hour and a half into me. He was like, it's just very boring. So he went and he went to a bar. So he didn't finish the movie. And then my friend, he read saw it. And I'm just like, this movie does it. Like, it's making so much money. And it's just like how?

Because I don't know anyone's seeing it. I don't know anyone seeing it. It's not even, it's not even about anybody seeing it. It's about like how when a movie makes a billion dollars, it's reasonable to assume that people would be. talking about it. And that's what I thought was so weird, is that nobody's... And people were like, oh, you're just in your online bubble.

It's like, bro, most of the people I know are not online. Like, sincerely, like, I'm probably one of like the least online fucking content creator people ever. Like most of my friends don't even... Jalen, Paul, Gabby, Joe, they are so not internet people. It's hilarious. They stay away from that on purpose. I have to explain to them sometimes, like, just the general...

concept of what I do. And I don't even bother sometimes. And so, like, the perspectives I'm getting aren't, like, Twitter people. It's, like, my parents haven't seen it. Like, my, my nieces and nephews haven't seen it. The friends that I have, actually, the only person that I have, the only person that I know who has seen it is Ren, and he's an online person. And all he said was, it was fine. So all I'm saying is, like, it's weird to me that this movie is making so much money and no one's talking about the movie in any real capacity. It's really just kind of like... It's very peculiar.

It seems strange because there's people trying to convince you that there's some, it's going to have some cultural impact and it's not like, you can think about something like the Fast and Furious franchise which makes a Billy all the time. Yeah. But normal people don't talk about

fucking Torretto and his dumbass cars and family and shit. It's just basically a weed. No, no, but why I mean? But what I'm saying is like even that meme, that family. So arguably it is more. You're right. You're right. But like nothing, nothing has come out.

The only thing that I've seen that's come out of Avatar is that one. Avatar is a black person with a curly hair? Yeah. I was like, what the fuck? I was going to say the same thing. I was like, why he got fucking black people hair? But I don't know. It's not even anything against the movie.

Like I said, like I haven't seen it. It might be great. Fucking, I don't know. You're just being real. I just think it's I just thought it was fucking weird You're just stating an opinion And what happens is online everyone You say the opinion I disagree with everyone is like

Fuck you fuck you're wrong Chris You dumb bitch It's not even an opinion The first avatar movie's been out since like 2009 Where's the cultural relevance Where's the refs dude fucking I was literally just talking about Terminator 2 Yesterday

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I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, because it's a fucking great movie. Yeah, like, I just like, I fucking, like, you're lending to what you were saying earlier. And I can't even remember any time that I've ever referenced anything about Avatar. And I even say sometimes, like, you know what was more beautiful to me?

Uh, was Life of Pie. Yeah. If you see the movie Life of Pie, it's one of my favorites. It's amazing. I love that movie so much. And not only was it a visual spectacle, it was a very introspective movie about like your perception of religion, how you view yourself in the world. It was a great film. That movie is amazing.

It actually, it's to me, if I'm ever in a shit mood and I always recommend people, if you're in a shit mood, watch Life of Pie, it's impossible to not feel good after you've done watching that movie. I remember being impressed by the, I don't remember much about it, though. I remember the visuals being really cool But it's been a while I've only seen it once also It's a great fucking movie A good movie Highly recommend it

One of my favorites I don't know It's weird that such an innocuous Statement can inspire Because I think the thing that bothers me most about it Is like Oh you must You're in a bubble

And it's like no I think it's probably I think it's probably Just very very popular Oversease and not here Is my guess Is genuinely my Like my guess is that

China loves it. My guess is that like overseas fucking adores it. Yeah, there's no black people in it because they can't be black. But do you think they're fucking freaking out about it too? I just feel like it's almost like a game about World of Warcraft. Bro, that movie did so good over there. It was insane.

That's what I mean, right? Where it's like a movie like that can fucking flop here and it'll still make like a fucking ton of money in China. The point they're making a sequel. To the moment they're making a sequel. And I feel like maybe that's what's happening. Because like I don't know how else to explain it. No one's talking about this fucking movie.

Even just like movie reviews. Like normally when a movie comes out, I'll see it like in my timeline. But I just haven't. I saw one avatar movie review pop into my recommended one. For me, I just keep saying much money they're making. That's fucking bizarre.

I just keep saying much money it's making it. That's all I see. I see like it made this amount of money. And I'm like, that's a lot of money. Yeah. That's it. I keep seeing updates.

I keep seeing updates about how much money it made. I think that's the only reason why some people are seeing it, but then they see it and they're like, that was okay. Even the people... Uh-huh. Even the people in my replies are like, it's actually pretty good. It's a stunning visual spectacle.

And I'm like, that's not... Every fucking one. You know what movie was good, though? Apparently, I haven't seen it yet, but I'm going to see this weekend. No one talks like that. Nobody talks like that. Yeah. You know, after you're finished seeing a movie, even if it is a stunning visual spectacle,

you don't say that, do you? You go, it was a stunning visual spectacle. It's like everyone that reads, everyone that reads one piece is like, One Piece is peak fiction. It's like no one ever really in life says peak fiction. Peak fiction, what does that even mean? People would just say that's very good. I love it or I really enjoy it. They don't say peak fiction.

You know what it's peak fiction? Does that mean it's the highest fake? I don't get it. What does that mean? It's peak fiction. Wait, what were you going to? What was that movie? The movie that just came out.

apparently was really good as Violent Knight. I heard Violent Knights was a very, very, very good movie. It looks fun as funny. It looks like a fun movie. Yeah, I heard it was really good. My friend's, same thing with like Bullet Train. Everybody said Bullet Train was ass on reviews. I don't understand the Bullittrain.

I was like, this movie's dope as shit. This movie's amazing. I don't understand reviews. I had more fun. I laughed my ass off during that movie several times. I had more fun watching Bullet Train than easily like, it's been fucking forever, probably, since I've had that much fun in a theater I couldn't agree more

It was bullet train and it was Freaking what you call it Everything everywhere Those are the two most fun times I've had in the movies that aren't about characters That I've been reading since I was like seven That's what I mean It's like outside of

Outside of like a superhero movie That I really liked or something Like Bullet Train is fucking If you haven't seen Bulletrain It's just it's so fun It's on Netflix right now Go watch it

It's good dude It is such a fun, ridiculous fucking movie. You know what it reminds me of? It reminds me of, not in the same exact way, but it reminds me of, sorry to bother you in the sense that it's just like such an out-of-pocket fucking movie.

Like, I don't know, just this idea is fucking insane. And the execution of it's really fun. It's like, it's not like, and the aesthetic too. It's not like the godfather. The cinematography is fucking, I love it. I love it.

It's shot really fucking well. It's not the godfather. You come to me on my day and my daughter gets married. And on the other side of it, on the other side of it, I actually, I saw the whale that Brendan Fraser. Oh, I've been meaning to see that. I want to see it. It's really fucking good, but it's really fucking sad. My sister, my sister saw that movie and she said she had to come home to her kids depressed after saying it.

She like, she like went to see it with her friends and then like she had to come home depressed and shit to her kid afterwards. And I was like, it's a really sad to get. It is really sad. You're not going to watch poetry now. Initially, yeah. So here's what you do. You watch the whale Get real fucking sad

Because Brendan Fraser is a fucking great actor. And then you watch fucking bullet train And have a fucking black, I love bulletin. You can't go through those highs and lows, man. That's not good for you. It's not good. It's like when you cry

Like people are like, people are like when you cry Look how it's easy to cry laugh and you're crying. Like for some reason like things that are not quite as funny While you're like weeping If something funny happens, they'll be laughing crying

the same time. I really don't think that's good for you. I don't think it should be going through those two emotions at the same time. I feel like it depletes your life. Not every fucking moment of every fucking day. Obviously not. In general, you shouldn't do that. You shouldn't do that ever. I think that's totally fine. That's like saying you shouldn't go from being a sleep to awake. No, no. You shouldn't go from being in deep sleep to jolted awake though. You know how many? Now, I, listen, do exactly. what I say. Don't do that. You're going to short your life. Don't fucking do that. I'm listening. Do exactly

what I say. Watch the whale and then watch Bullet train immediately. Like before the credits are even fucking rolling. Bullet train should be starting. Don't fucking do that, dude. Because that was a goddamn fun movie. The reviews, what do you think? Sorry, go ahead. I don't know what the fucking. The reviews baffle me.

I have my, every single person I have talked to about Bullet Train was like, this movie's fucking great. So I just like don't get it. Even people who I like expect to have like a negative opinion of it, like people like critics that I even like like in respect like, you know, obviously we had Adam your movie sucks on the show. And I remember listening to a Sardana cast episode where Ralph the movie maker like he's another one where I just kind of anticipate like, oh, it's a fun movie. Maybe they won't like it. But even Ralph was like, this is fun. You know? And it's like, yeah.

The reviews for Bulletin fucking confuse me. I don't understand them. Like what are they? What were they expecting? Because it gave, to me, it's like, it gave me, what it presented itself, it gave me everything I wanted. I don't know. Like, even the people that, the people that I, that I was, like, rooting for, like, they,

like, everything, like, worked out, it worked out so satisfactory, too. So here's a negative, here's a negative, here's a negative review. Okay. It's not, it's not fatal that Leach and Company have no evident goal other than to amuse audiences with two hours of spiffy nonsense, but there's a whiff of try-hard desperation behind the film's bravado. What does that even mean?

That guy... Try-hard? They tried hard to make a fun movie? If this dude... See, that's a type of dude that never leaves his home because he would get his ass-wipped immediately. Like, that's what that reeks up to me.

Like, he doesn't sound real. Without the actual flows of the... The mundane viewing experience about this never-ending barrage of increasingly ridiculous actions, fun at first, exhausting by the end, Bullet Train proves that sometimes more is actually much more, exactly too much more.

Oh, this guy sucks. I don't, that's a stupid review. This guy is such a, this guy is such a dip shit. Please. So he, so he, he didn't like bullet train. He gave it a 2.5 out of 5. 2.5 out of 5. Same exact.

What is, uh, what does he like? What does he like? He didn't like fucking weird the Aliankovic story. Same exact score, 2.5 at a 5. Okay. movie was fun as possible what's the guy's name uh... no no i don't want to like i don't want to like oh right right right i don't want to send people that it's just that's true that's true people do that it's just what does he like uh so

let's see uh what does he like he likes um these movies i've never heard of oh okay uh i mean i'm sure he probably likes fine stuff but it's just like it's confusing to me so he said so i How do you not have fun with bullet-train? How does a person not have fun with bullet train? So I'm reading one right now. It says, like the titular motor transportation, it does pick up speed as it barrels along. It's like... See, I hate the way...

Can I say something? That's how I hate film. That's how stories... Our story's not going to be. It's wildest in the beginning. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right also. Well, sometimes.

But I will say, I hate the way people write movie reviews. Like they're trying to write a fucking book. 1,000%. It's not. real. That's the thing that pisses me off. These aren't, they're not acting like real people. It's, it's funny. They write them like, it's like, it's like,

I hate most video essays that I listen to because these people trying to sound like they're trying to get graded by a fucking professor. Ouch, I'm like so. Like, if you're trying to sound that way, I get, I'm, and I'm being 100% honest, I'm, I won't fucking like it. If you're writing it the way that

you're a fucking person, Like, oh, I am Kingston. Here's how I talk. The thing is this for me, right? This is my nature. I am, this is my problem. I'm used to academic writing, right? So what happens when I write something that I'm informing someone in it, I'm writing as an informative essay.

And that's something I have to break out of. That you can't make content. That's how you make content. That's how you write an essay for school. Like, let me give me, I, like, I mentioned this channel a lot, biographics, right? There's a script. and it's just covering a person, right? There's no fucking fancy talk.

It's just breaking down the person's life. And they're not trying to impress a professor, for example. It's just, here's the stuff. This is how I speak. Just don't go away from who you are. It's like Chris writing a script. This is Chris's character. This is Chris Ray Gunn.

This is how he does his thing. Now imagine Chris trying to sound like me or something. it'd be like, what the fuck is he doing? Like, just do your thing. And there's just people, I just, and I said, there's a big difference. Like, I listen to a lot of people's shit. And there's people that just, they're doing their thing. And there's people that are trying to sound, they're using words that they don't normally use when they talk.

And that's where I'm like, fuck you. Like say, these fucking movie reviews where they're just like, I'm like, you don't talk like that to your homies. Why the fuck are you doing this? Titular is a fucking disgusting word. No one says ebbs and flows. No one says titular. No one says ebbs and flows. People may write it down sometimes, but no one says that.

I've never used it. There are some, there's some things like... I've always said, even flow. There's some things like that that are like more essay-style things that I do say. I think I say ebbs and flows. And I say like... This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. like from from stem to stern if I'm talking about like you know like from the bottom up or whatever but and I would say actually like you said something weird like Sweeney you said I have to break out of that mode of writing an essay I don't even think that's true necessarily I think it's actually a good kind of frame I think it's good to write the essay and then kind of

go over it again and be like okay where can I throw in or where can I alter this in a way that's more authentic to me because the important thing is like getting the information there and the essay is good for that sure but then you kind of go back to you kind of go back to you. in like, oh, this is a good time for a joke, or this is a good time to kind of like lighten the mood or this is a good way to transition. I can make this funny. I can do something here. Yeah.

Because that's usually how, like, well, you know, I haven't written in a while. But when I write, that's how I do it. I write an essay. And then I fuck with it until it's like. That's good advice. That's my first video. There's nothing wrong with the essay structure. It actually makes sense.

Like, you know, in literature, if you're trying to get your point across, you do want to have your summary or your thesis you want to fucking go in the body like it makes fucking perfect sense I know but reciting it as that is not the best and it turned it to very inorganic delivery has to be better and ultimately I think it's it's all only good for

structuring it's P2P man you're you're talking to your peers essentially are going to be watching this shit and not your professor that's all I'm saying is that like you don't need to try to impress people and I'm not I'm just talking in general because that's what I'm seeing what these fucking assholes are doing in those movie reviews

where I'm like you're trying to make yourself sound fucking much smarter than you actually are because I know you don't speak like that you know when these people are saying this dumps you're like this talk to me like a regular fucking person you know what it reminds me of it reminds me of like uh this this wasn't the case back in the day but like now it's everything is really really overwrought and I think a lot of it is because people want to sound smarter than they are like I was looking for a recipe recently because I wanted to try out a recipe.

I wanted to see if I could, oh, I want to make that thing that I had like a long... I think it was like Italian wedding soup or something. And because I remember having it a long time ago and it was bomb and I like, you know what?

I want to, I want to make that so I can make it whenever. And I was looking up recipes for it. And every single fucking recipe, instead of just being the fucking recipe, it's like, the history of Italian wedding soup is, goes dates back to the fucking 11.

100s and you're like, I just want to know how much meatball I need. I just, like, I'm looking for a fucking recipe. And the truth is, it's like, it's really just, you know, a lot of it is just to have a really, like a lot of words, so you can fill it with search terms, so you can bump up into the SEO,

so you're the first thing that comes up on Google, and then it helps to have a lot written down so that way they can stuff as many fucking ads on the screen as possible. Yeah. And it's just like a really sad, future where like the internet is sincerely less I think it's less useful than it used to be I agree with that wholeheartedly purely because

people have come around to understanding how monetizable it is yes yeah definitely fuck I agree with that whole something happened to television and radio is the nature of the beast yeah but but the thing is it's like I guess so but TV has been monetized for our entire existence like we we don't have a we do not like even

Derek, who's like a little bit older. There's no frame of reference where any of us can go back and be like, I remember when TV wasn't full of commercial, no, this is how it's right. We don't have that frame of reference. So that's just like normal to us. But we do have a frame of reference for the internet. And if you, you know, I'm sure the audience for the show is like very, very, like, confusingly diverse as far as, like, age goes.

Like, I'm sure there's a lot of people who are like probably like 40s. There's probably a lot of people who are like in their teens. But if you, if you, this is not how it used to be. It used to be fucking crazy. Remember when YouTube didn't have ads? YouTube didn't have ads. Remember that period of time? That's crazy to think about.

I remember the first YouTube app I think I remember seeing was like in 2000 like, nah, 10? Yeah, it was like 10 or 11 or something. Like it definitely wasn't 2009. I was looking at one of my favorite like Pokemon YouTubers and an ad popped up and I was like, hmm. Well, the, no, I remember. So the ads in 2009, I think, I could be totally wrong. But I feel like there were ads in 2009, but they weren't pre-rolls in post worlds. They were like the same ads that you would find on like a website.

So like it would be like off to the, yeah, like banners or like to the side. Maybe. There might have been like maybe, I think. I might be misremembering this. But I think I've seen like way back machine screenshots where that's the case. Maybe. But it was definitely when they changed their UI is when they started doing ads. When they stopped doing the star system and everything.

Yeah. They started doing likes and dislikes. Google Plus, I think. Yeah. when it transformed that time we had to make a new email for your account when everybody had to do that curious when did ads start on youtube that's crazy that was a long time i remember at putting ads was fucking easy too it was just a fucking button you would click to just click it would just a button to switch over and there wasn't this crazy ass process that you have to do now they have to have a what

are the stipulations are 4,000 hours something and 1,000 subscribers or something like that Yeah. Okay, so here we go. This is actually fucking interesting. Let's see. In 2008, YouTube launched an Insight Analytics tool and screening room after lengthy negotiations, blah, blah, blah, blah. In November of 2008, pre-roll advertising started playing before some video game content. That same month, the site announced promoted videos.

Interesting. And then in January, YouTube started allowing ads. in January of 2009 is when it was kind of like generally so yeah that's that's kind of I remember the video I remember there was a video I remember there was a video

I got a video of Farrell Cobbatch and I watched all the time where it was like that guy that got attacked by the bear that had he had like sitting next to that lady and then like the guy that Afro guy doing the backflip with the nun tucks and he fucks up and he gets up and he's like swinging it

classic like those videos like the girls like oh my god's shoes like all those like old YouTube videos do you remember do you remember ask Do you remember Aska Ninja? Yeah. That's fucking ancient now.

That's old. That's old. Asking Ninja is like 2000 fucking five. What is the first? Do you guys remember your very first YouTube video you saw? Yeah. Charlie the horse. Oh, man.

Charlie the horse? The unicorn. I got Charlie, unicorn. It's got to Katie Matin. First YouTube ever saw in my life. Charlie the unicorn. That was film cow, Jason Steele. I remember that.

2008. Mine was, I'm the job. Buck or not, bitch. That was the first video I ever saw on YouTube. That was the rogue one? Yeah, my fucking, my graphics class, uh, somebody was like,

dude, you have to see this. And I, I, I was just, I was just so, I was like, dude,

this is fucking YouTube. This is what's, this is what YouTube is. There's some fucking guys dubbing fucking, uh, the animated X-Men. I remember that. I remember the gummy bear song.

I remember dick in the box. That's later. I remember. Yeah. That's the, I feel like the, first YouTube, man, I wish I knew for sure, but I think the first one

that I was really cognizant of was the fucking, oh my God, what's his name? Leroy Jenkins. That fucking... Leroy, Jankens. I think that Leroy Jenkins... That made me play wow, actually.

Oh, no shit. I could be wrong, though, because maybe it's not... Leroy Jenkins. God damn Leroy, Russian. That fucking... Leroy goes hard. Flasic, because, like,

it was so not planned to. Like that clearly, that clearly wasn't staged. That was just someone fucking up a raid. And it was hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So here it is. Yes,

Leroy Jenkins originates from the original multiplayer video game World Warcraft or Leroy Jenkins, Bob, Ben Shultz. In May of 2005, a video, a rough go

first appeared on the World of World Warcraft fan site, Warcraft movies. I have to imagine it ended up on YouTube at some point. Definitely. Of course. Remember the kid?

Remember the kid that got his, that got his computer taken away and he flipped out. He went under his cover with his shirt on, came out without a shirt on, then he tried to put his remote up his butt and he was freaking out.

That was some fake news. That was some fake news, though. That video was a classic. Plan that shit. It was a great video until I found out that was fake. That shit pissed me off. What's another one?

What's another old YouTube? I remember these videos. So, the greatest freakout ever. Yes. That's what it was called. These videos are like time machines. Yeah, it's like greatest freak out ever original video 13 years ago. So that was May 3rd, 2009.

What else? I remember finding YouTube really, really early. I remember like Smosh was like some of the first, like, Smosh was like the first content creator that I was like, okay, this is interesting. They're making stuff consistently. It was that me and Nika Higa for me. I have like a lot of old people that like are not even, they don't even exist.

There was like this guy in Mr. Black's movie reviews that I watched a lot. I remember he did a Dark Night review that was really cool. That's back when YouTube was... Angry Video Game Nerds. Yeah, Black when he was still chunky. It was really heavy back in like a long time ago. Did you guys ever see the Unforgivable series? You showed me unforgivable.

I think you showed me it too. But I think I remember seeing one of them... But then we went through and watched all of them in our apartment after you showed them to us. I got fucking... I was obsessed with that shit, dude. 16 years ago I was obsessed with it so much crazy

August 22nd 2006 Wow I bought two of his shirts He started selling merch I bought two of them I was like this guy I was obsessed with this guy I was like dude this guy's the fucking

He's so ridiculous This is comedy He was like this is comedy This is what funny is Years later I went and watched them again And the third one I was like I can't believe this is still on YouTube Because it's literally

Is him, it's a, you know, it's all, obviously it's all a joke because even the first one, he's just doing all these cuts of him laughing and shit. I guess this set the president that this isn't real. But, yeah, the third one is just him camping with his friend and then he sexually, well, he rapes his 14-year-old friend's daughter. Like, that's the whole bit. And I'm like, years later, I'm like, wow, I don't think this should be on YouTube. It's fucking wild. I mean, it's like, what was allowed and what's the? not allowed as insane. Exactly. Like say

if you posted it now, because it's obviously it's like grandfathered in, but yeah, if you posted that shit now, there's no way that shit would fly at all. It's such a wild video. I'm like, dude. It is fucking insane. Yeah, fucking, yeah, I think a lot of it was that Asken Ninja

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It had an amazing... And it had such an amazing with it. I think there's probably a typo there, but... Appreciate you, Rolling Thunder. God damn. Me? It was Final Fantasy 7. Bioshock. Man, I gotta say...

I gotta say it would probably honestly have to be Donkey Kong Country. Donkey Kong Country is fucking amazing. That was when, like, that was when, like, I was just like this looking at this shit was it was the most beautiful thing I'd seen like I had anything nothing like that

looked like that's That game still looks crazy bro It's it is still really good looking to me That's some muddy moments But there are moments where it's like Things looks like on the trolley Like there are moments where you're on the try Where things look so good

You're like this is an inch of game Even the fucking um even the uh The sound effects was so, like, satisfying when you would hit the track. I was... It just really, like, I paid so much more attention

to what I was doing than, like, probably in the other video game. That's so frustrating because that makes me want to play it, but I left my switch at home. I might play that shit right after we're done. Low-key. Donkey Kong Country is so good.

I remember thinking I was good at that game, and one of our friends was way better. Like, I know, we know one person that's so good at that game, it's, like, almost unbelievable. It's, yeah. I feel like everybody has, that one though.

You know what I mean? Is that a very good at? Huh? I'm just saying, man, people on the spectrum are fucking good at some shit. Oh yeah, because that's all they got. They can't communicate.

They can't convey their ideas, but they can fucking play the fuck out of a piano. God damn, yeah. He can't deal what you change. He can't do what you paint in his room a different color, but that motherfucker will play the sax against nobody's business.

Let me tell you something. I can glitch that ban sheet through the tunnel in Halo 2 every single time. It used to, that's a hard fucking thing to do. Nah. No, I got it every time. But let us change his wallet color. Freak the fuck out. Freak the fuck out. If I woke up in my wallet was a different color and it was still my wallet, I'd honestly be fucking freaked out. Episode. Tear his whole room down. It's the same thing. I'm shoving remotes up my ass too, man. Yeah. Greatest freak out ever.

But for me, yeah, those are good answers. Donkey Kong country. What did you say, Swinney? For me it was Final Fantasy 7 Final Fantasy 7 That's a good answer For me it was Yeah, Bioseach Easily Bioshop Was the first one that I considered

Like there were games that I fucking adored And loved more than Fucking anything before that But Bioshock blew my fucking mind In a way that I'd never Or maybe Final Fantasy Crisis Core Although I do have to say

Really that PSB game Yeah that's because I played other games before that But I picked that one I was like maybe 13 And that was the first time The story like touched me in a way like I cried for real at the end. Are you playing the, uh, the, I already played it.

Why am I buying for $50 again? Like, why are you played it? It costs too much. I agree. It was like, look, that should be a $30 game. That should be, you know what? You should probably purchase that game through the remake.

Like, oh, here you can buy this game discounted through the remake. And I'd be like, oh, yes, that's cool. But I'm not buying that game. It's like 40 bucks right now on PC. I thought about getting it. Remakes really good. Good game.

Good video game, man. I don't really love those types of games, but I thought it was fine. I didn't finish it. I should finish it, honestly. The ending is wild, bro. Yeah. Like one of the,

like one of my favorite endings in a video game. Is it like, is it true to the core of a different, different story? Oh, it's a re-emad, it's a retelling of the story.

Oh, no shit. Yeah, it's really cool. Like, you'll think you're going to know what's going to happen and a lot of the big story points are the same,

but there's more character interaction. So do you think I should replay? Because I, I actually, I've never beat Final Fantasy Seven. I only played with my... Replay it. Take some time, then play the remake, I would say.

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Based on what I remember, it toys around with the fact that you know what's going to happen. That's the whole point is to kind of... I didn't even know that. It's funny. It's pretty cool.

Like I know Final Fantasy 7 on a fairly surface level, but I still had a pretty good- Also, they give Cloud a character. Is that it just being like the stoic, like, he's just stoic and I'm gonna, I'm angry, upset about things and I have a try with pass. He's like kind of a dork now. Like he tries to be really cool. That makes sense because he looks like a fucking dork. He tries to be cool and he has like these powers and he's like, yeah, that's kind of lame. But then he does moments where he like fucks up or he like slips or just like just giving him like more personnel other than this.

being kind of a stoic person. I see. So it's really cool. I'll play it. Good game, guys. You guys should all play it. Yeah. Final Fantasy 7 remake is good.

I will say, um, Bioshock. I played that in 2007 and I was too scared to, I was too scared to get past the elevator because it's scared to show it. It really fucking scared me. Like the, because the intro to Bioshock is fucking unnerving.

Because you've got like the elevator and the, and it's like dark and then it's like beating. It's like the, Weiser is, like, fucking tearing holes in it, and then it disappears, and then the door slowly creeps open, and you're like, I couldn't fucking do it. So I played that, like, I think two years after I played, like, the demo of it. And I fucking loved it. If I had played Shadow the Colossus or Metal Gear Solid 2 before that,

I suspect that would be the first game that would have blown my mind. Shadow Colossus is an experience. Anyway, let's move on. The Angelic Dungeon Master, who has to explain to the party, that there are consequences to saying the end. Oh my God. Yes, dude. Dude, our fucking jokes are spreading and it's making me so happy. Well, this is our community.

I know. It's still makes me happy, though. So there was a, I just want to say before you read it, there's this bodybuilder named Lean Beef Patty. She's pretty big on TikTok and like Instagram and all that shit. And she did, she didn't use the first part of their consequence saying N-word, but she was why, how do you know, to like a specific, like it was like a steroid thing, right? And then immediately when I saw that, I just all caps put their consequences in the N-word. And that shit like skyrocketed and fucking likes and shit. And there was people that didn't know. So there was a bunch of people arguing like about what is this?

What the fuck is this shit? It was madness. That's awesome. It was fucking. Anyway. It's spreading. It's spreading. That video is fucking hilarious.

It's pretty great. Anyway, this person wrote in. I just read the name and it's long. I'm not going to do that again. Hello, Dante, Nero N.V. A very quick question. Have any of you played or intend to play Ultra Kill? I have a feeling you would get a kick out of it? If not, what is that?

I don't know what that is. Wait, that sounds... I think I heard of it. Someone brought it up. Let me see. Let me look this little bitch up. Ultra Kill. I feel like this is like the second time somebody's maybe brought this up to me. But I have my brain don't work. no good. So apologies if this is a rehashed territory. Is it trailer?

Oh, yes, I do remember this. I want... Man, I should just buy this and play it. This is exactly my type of thing. It's like a retro shooter that's, like, fucking made to look like it's on the PS1, but it's not, and it's like fucking... Ridiculous. Is this the one with the coin that you can flip and shoot it, and then it, like,

ricochets and does fucking... Yeah, it is. Yeah, this looks dope. I love shooters like this, so I'm definitely in on it. It's just like, I have so much shit to fucking play and do. I'll try it out. I got nothing I'm playing right now. I think I might actually finish Final Fantasy 7 remake while I'm do it. Yeah, I'm going to fire up seven.

I'll do this shit. You'll love it, man. I love, love, love, love, love, love the remake. Like, I like seven a lot. I like six more. Six is my favorite Final Fantasy game. but Final Fantasy 7 is really, really cool and the remake only makes it better.

So by the time it's done, it's probably getting my favorite one. Because I love Crisis Core as well. Crisis Core is one of my heart. The main characters are one of my favorite ones. Is Crisis Core post or pre-7? It's pre-7? Just pre-it's, well, it's, yeah, it's pre.

It's pre, and then there's like one mobile game that's just pre. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna. But you'll never find it or even be able to play. It came on like on a fucking flip phone. that's like that fucking that's like that Kingdom Hearts game

that only came out on like some random website for a new March dude yeah and it's like an integral part of the story yeah as well very important part of the story how fucking stupid

that's so stupid you know you know that part of Final Fantasy Kingdom Hearts story is so fucked up it's in Final Fantasy 13 no not 13 15 part of it leaked into that game actually not kidding

yeah oh so it's in the same universe now sort of kind of Oh my god Maybe Anyway Anyway Let's

No more need to go to bed Bro Let's uh Yeah let's move on Um Caca flakes Oh Rode in

Okay Said uh Nice What is this I don't need to see that Uh Hello Hispanic Leon Black Chris Redfield

And Resident Evil For Trol Monster Who is winning In a bare knuckle fight Sweeney's girlfriend Or Derek's wife Damn Your wife is European

She's probably Fucking Lili up bro She's on the hard knock Life's a fucking like Not great Europe Yeah, yeah, she just would eat potatoes and then fucking, like, you know, fucking be frozen all the time. So, yeah, she eats potatoes and rest of the ox to the fucking floor.

Is it like when she, when she eats potatoes, is it like when Popeye eats spinach? And he's like, yeah, she gets fucking tumors in her forearms and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she's not combat oriented at all. Lily's the academic. She's a, she's just, beautiful. And she's also what? She's like four two or something?

What is she? And four two. She's like four foot. Now I'm kidding. She's like five. She's like five two and a half. Because her and Chris getting into debates about how tall she is all the time. And Chris is like,

yo, you're just short. She's like, no, I'm five, two and a half, Chris. I'm almost your height. This is like,

no, you're not. Shut up. You're doing her voice like to the fucking munchkin. She is, bro. I love her. I love her,

but she's, she has understood. Your guy's, this ratio is fucking hilarious. Bro, you're like fucking seven, eight and she's like, four and one like it's

fucking crazy. It's like Shaq and his wife, bro. Yeah, dude. She's 2.7 and he's 106. It's so funny because you don't realize how much, I didn't realize how much taller I wasn't you guys until the live show. I feel like you grew too and you don't know.

Fuck. Either that or I'm actually, I need to measure myself because my hernia disc, I think, has compressed my spine enough to where I think I have actually shrunk. I think I'm genuinely shorter because I'm 5, 6, But, uh, and Jojo, she's 5'9. And sometimes I'm like, why do you look like you're almost six foot?

Like sometimes I'm just like, am I? I think I actually need my spryne to be stretched out. No, well, she's just kind of, well, she's also thin and taller. You know what I mean? Like it's when people are thin, like Lyle looks way taller. Lyle and Kyle, they look like fucking skyscrapers. They look like, they look like Sirenheads. Lyle and Kyle

Lyle and Kyle are both like very They're tall But I know there are people I know people who are taller than them Who feel shorter Because they're just not that thin It's crazy Lyle's much

Like now it's not much They're not much taller than I am But they are taller than me And it makes me feel uncomfortable Lyle feels Hey it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose Check out the best of a moment We did

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said, 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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Way taller than you. He's not much. Like, way to... Like, loud of... I know he isn't. I understand that he isn't. But, like, it's just like, it's just a matter of like... Because there are people who think, like...

There are people who, like, watch my videos and they assume that I'm, like, very tall. Just because I'm live. I'm like a thin person That's true I guess And so like it just sort of like stretches out your profile generally I think that's basically what's happening

That's hilarious I hate that you know Most people's experience with Black Americans or black people Is television which are Athletes and whatnot So they just assume that I'm a fucking skyscraper You know so when they see me

It's it's not like you know Anybody else they can be like Oh yeah maybe I thought you were taller But it is whatever it is, but they just automatically assume that I'm like 6 foot 11 or some shit. What's crazy for me is that I shouldn't be tall. Well, there's got to be some tall people in your family. So my family's tall.

So what the fuck are you talking about? But my thing is that my family is just Hispanic people and black people. Like my grandma is so short. My grandma is like 4 foot 10 now. She was 5, 6 once though. I know she was 5, 6 once. Upon a time. No,

Kingston. No, she was. No, guys, guys, guys. Does she get her shins broken off? What happened? She's just shorter. I don't know why. She just shrank.

You're wild. Guys. Guys, guys, look, look, look. I know you guys are going to tell me to my face that it sounds crazy. And I know it sounds, it does. But my grandma was not, my grandma's shorter than Lily.

There is no way she was that short raising me. Because I wouldn't have been terrified of that. So this is from the UAMS. or the UAMS. Health Organization or wherever the fuck this is. And I asked, what is the maximum amount a person can shrink over time? And they said, do people shrink as they age? And this is an excerpt. Men can gradually lose an inch between the ages of 30 to 70.

And women can lose about two inches. Look, guys. She did not go from 5-6 to 4-10. That's a whole. like a fucking rib cage. That's like because the thing is that she was, I felt like I wasn't much taller than her until I was like maybe like 16, 17. But now she's so, dude, when I walked in a room,

when I was, went to visit her when I was in New York, she was like, whoa, what's Kingston? He's like, what's that wall? What's that buried clothes doing here? Do you think, dude, when's the last time you've measured yourself? I don't know.

I think the last time I went on time. I'm having to check up in the 19th. So last time I made me, uh, maybe January was last time I got like, I got checked or everything. What did they say? It was 6.3. You were 6.3? Let's see.

Let's see what happens because I feel like you're like, I can't still be growing. Give a take now. I can't. You said 6th, 8, 9. I got it. I think you're about 8.9. I was 8.9.

I couldn't go into places. If I was 8, 9, I'd look like the fucking, have you guys seen it follows? No You know when that thing bends down It comes in a room It'd be like that I look like fucking Slender Man Entering every room

But I'm just big All right What is the opposite What is a what is a big What is a heavyset Slender Man called Uh I don't know

Is it just big man Like what the fuck Big man They got to make that shit They got a big man They got a big man They got a big man Just the absolute

the absolute the most basic description of a person ever dude I watched him give up as he said he was like just like fucking I don't know

Big man That's the next question No he'd be like A rotunder man Or rotunda man Rotund means round What's it mean big I mean it's synonymous

With Big though generally I want to You're crying right now Derek I just like the idea of all these stupid assholes playing some fucking game called Big Man This is big heavy, long dude with long arms running around grabbing people and throwing them in the sky Hey how's it going? It's me Big Man You find the tapes of Big Man and he's just like, I'm big I'm big

I'm big you see You see how big I am Stupid jump scares When I'm next to other big things, I'm not really that different from them. I'm next to big things. I fucking play that, though. When I'm next to big things, you can tell how big I am. All right, let's move on.

Let's shotgun through these. My sexual awakening was the quirky goth from NCIS, and now my taste in women is ruined. That's hilarious. I know exactly what you're talking about, because my dad watches. N-C-I-S like a fucking monster. Why do they let her dress like that? Yeah, in the professional environment like that? I was like, can they, did she allow to do that?

I get. I mean, no, probably. But it's a show, so you need to stick. So you, like, let characters be, you know? It's like all character design just needs to follow the real world. And so, like, everybody just looks. There's like a black guy on that show. Ang looks like a fucking shine of business suit.

They should just let him wear, like, they should just let him wear, like, armor or something. Just like Benoit Blanc Just dressed like a normal guy Could you imagine You're watching NCIS in modern time And this motherfucker has gleaves on He has grieves on you're like

What is he? What is he fucking? No one acknowledges it though He's wearing like chain nail Under his fucking like Coat And you're like What are you wearing?

Can I mention this only because I feel like I want to I want to say something that might may be a poorly aged prediction or might not, I don't know. That character, fucking, the detective from fucking knives out and glass onion, I feel like that is one of, that is a, the most modern. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did presented by eBay.

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Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. invention of a fictional character that will probably exist for a really, really long time. What the, I say? What are you like, like that? I feel like that Foghorn, leghorn-ass detective is probably going to, it's probably going to be like a James Bond situation where there's going to be a point where someone else plays him

and it's going to continue. That character is so ridiculous. I love it, dude. I love it. It's like, that is the first time I can remember something like this happening in my lifetime, personally. Like, like, the whole like, oh, this is a pick panther, but like, that'll be around for a long time. Or like, this is James Bond.

That'll be around for a long time. It'll just be different people playing him. I only just saw Knives Out and fucking Glass Onion like this weekend because those are movies that I missed out on. Because Glass, they're hilarious. No one saw Knives Out because of the fact that that's right after Ryan Johnson fucked Star Wars. So everybody was just like he can't have a good movie. And it's like, I didn't see it. I didn't see it.

I didn't see it. Because I didn't watch it either. And I watched it like one random night with Lily. When Ram Night, this movie's amazing. It's, it's fun. Like, they're fun movies. I would recommend seeing the first one first because I saw a glass onion first

and it kind of made the first one a little bit less Like I thought the second one was actually better Everyone's opposite people say the opposite But it depends on what you see first maybe That may be what it is Yeah maybe I don't know They're they're fun though It's just this foghorn leghorn ass like

Now let me be clear now won't you Like it's so fucking ridiculous This fucking pyro what are you fucking 13 He's a pyroena he's aging in reverse Like my hair off I'm Goku Dude You fucking crazy That's like that video

The kid who's like fucking washing machine explodes When he's doing Anyway What the fuck? What was he? Oh yeah anyway My sexual awakening was the

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Watch the podcast all the way through to get the nice little bonus nuggets of gold at the end. I've been trying to get one of my friends to watch Gurin Login for what feels like ages. What's a piece of media that you've tried to get a homie into that you know they'll love, but they won't watch or listen to? I don't have an example of this. I don't have an example of this for me, but a friend of mine, my friend Justin from high school, still to this day. Well, I haven't talked to him in maybe like three years. It's been a minute. But the last time I talked to him three years ago, he was still trying to get me to watch cheeky, not cheeky, not cheeky, peaky blinders.

And I just, I have refused because I think it's funny now, because I've just, I've ignored him for so long. What an asshole, dude. It's been 10 years since he's told me, like, you should watch Peaky Blinders. It's really good. And I'm like, yeah, okay, I'll get, I'll get to it. And then when I see him again in like two years, because that's usually how long it takes us to see each other, he asks, have you seen it yet? And I go, no, I haven't even started. I don't know what the fuck Peaky Blinders is.

I know it's British, but that's about it. Oh, oh, picky blinders. Apparently it's really good, but like I just, I think it's, I think it's, I'm not going to watch it until Justin dies, probably. You watch it at his funeral? When he's dead, I'll watch it because then it's not funny. It's not funny to stop to not watch it. Oh, it's pretty good. That's fucking amazing.

For me, I have, Smokey won't play D&D, and it bothers me because I know she'll like D&D. I know she'd like D&D and she won't play it. That's everyone that doesn't play it. Everyone that doesn't play, you're like, I know you'd fucking enjoy this because you enjoyed human interaction and having fun with your boys. And that's what the game is, essentially. That's all it is. Make up a character. We build a story together and then we eat pizza or some shit after we're done.

That's all it is. And everybody's like, nah, it sounds stupid. This is dumb. And it's like, just, I can't. All of your friends who don't play D&D are Louis Arms. All my guys don't pay D&D are stupid goblins. Derniger I don't know if I like this

It sounds really dumb I will pass I can't play The Andy I gotta read the babble I don't want to pay Dice scare me It's like you fucking idiot

Just played a game I can't read I mean I had fun doing it It's just I like This is a subtle shot to you also. I'm glad you noticed. I appreciate it. I glad you noticed a photo shot to you. I've played it to be fair with you've played D&D but I haven't really

played you've experienced D&D but not the right way. Think of it like this Chris. Lillian is now a part of a campaign and she loves it. This is starting to sound kind of religious now like you're not experiencing it in the right way. I'm like, huh? It's a thing you know like if you if you're watching a movie right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, your religion's cool. Your religion's cool. You're but like I really I really think you should do this with me you don't understand I uh you didn't you didn't like you didn't like

come on your face because you didn't experience it the right way exactly I can help you that's actually a good point though fine I actually I can fix you exactly if you let me come on your face while making it a joke and you laugh and you remember and you remember coming on your face with that really funny joke would you hate coming in as much Can you imagine a girl being like, I didn't like that? And then the guy's like, he just didn't get it.

You didn't get it. You didn't understand it. You didn't understand it. You didn't understand the nuances of it. We'll try again on Friday. Demanding tone. I like it. I think I like, the issue is that D&D,

I think for me it's the rules nature of it. Because I like making up bullshit characters and like sending them on like some fucking bullshit. But to me it's like I, we do that on the show sometimes. Yeah. I mean like it's like I like having just absurd conversations that result in those things where like in D&D it's like it's all kind of like the game. And I understand that it's like a whole thing. Maybe I just need to be in the right space and have the right amount of time.

But I just love hanging out with people and just making shit up. Now what D&D gives you, it gives you the dice. It gives you the dice, right? Now what happened is the dice gives you the ability to add fun of it. scenarios because of it the random nature. No, no, I understand, I understand D&D. I just, I need the time. Let me tell you why people don't really,

because the people that you're playing with are smelly, they're fucking losers. They're black. The reason you don't like D&D is because you keep playing it with black people. Every first way D&D was Hispanic and that's why you don't like it because they're Hispanic and trying to steal the dice. That's why. That's why I'm talking to true.

Yeah, like every time. My niggas come over. They just want to play, fucking, they just want to play Celo and shit. I'm trying to roll the dice on the fucking dungeon. You're trying to play D-D. Someone's like, let me get that D6. I'll be right back. Snake guys.

I'm like, yo, stop, guys. Stop gambling. We're trying to play. We're trying to play gambling. You know what's... Snake guys. You know what's crazy? What's really wild is that I really believe that if, if you introduce Dunners and Dragons

to kids when they were young, like, like, you know, like the area when you start doing creative writing, like maybe like 13, 14 years old. it would have led to so many great stories and writers right now like so many like insanely creative like the experience you have in games like that like the story is being written for you pretty much with the you like I'm gonna go and I'm gonna cut this litches head off and you roll a one and you get like all right

what happens well uh you try to cut his head off and you slip on your way up the stairs your character cracks his head open and he dies and you fuck up and you don't same the world. I always had fun. See, I always had fun because our friend Jalen, he had this game. It was just D&D, but it was just like there was just no rules and no dice. And it would just be like everything that happened would just, he would decide it. And it would just be completely fucking chaotic and nonsensical. The idea was that you would wake up. He would be a fun game to play on the extra show actually. Just because it's like, it's not as limited as D&D in the sense that like there's no story that needs to happen. So it's entirely improv. That might actually be a good idea. but you would like the whole premise is like you wake up on on a desert on a deserted island and with a bunch of people and like people wake up in the order that they're sitting so it's like someone will wake up what do you do and at first somebody who's never played the game before it's like okay i forage for food or whatever and then somebody the next person will wake up and then that person will be like jane will be like what do you do and that person will be like i'm going to steal the next person's eyes And he's like, okay, you've stolen the next person's eyes. And it's like, now you wake up, but you can't see anything.

What do you do? And it's just like, it's just fucking complete improv to the point where like you end up. It's so much fun because there's just no fucking rules and there's no. Like I remember like I rubbed. I think there was one where I like rubbed sand into like almost like I dug my fingers up around someone's eyelid and like massage sand into every corner of their eye. And somehow that was possible. It's funny. It makes that game funny is that Jalen probably can't.

get that crazy anymore. I think he's grown up too much, so not his brain can't go there anymore. He's like, I don't know, man. Let's just play D&D. Yeah, he's mellowed out. I would be curious to see if he could still pull that shit out. But I don't know. I don't have anything that I've, usually when I introduce people to something.

Oh, right. That was the question. It takes, it doesn't take them long to watch it because I recommend things very, very rarely. Like I don't normally go like Hey you should see that Unless it's like today Like today is like a rare example Where it's like bullet train is fucking fun

Like you should watch that movie if you're gonna have fun But I don't normally go like Even shit with the shit that I love I'm not like you should all play Death Stranding It's like no you probably shouldn't Yeah I don't I don't actually It just if shit comes up

But I don't I'm not even offended Because I don't I know how it feels When people do I don't like I don't like I don't want to put that type of pressure on other people in the same way where if we're having a conversation that leads to things like that like bullet train life of pie or whatever

I'm like hell yeah but other than that I'm not going to check in on the person and be like have you watch this yet because at the end of the day I'm like people are going to watch what they're going to watch. There is so much great shit that I have people every time I talk about the Battlestar Galactica reboot the 2000s one. Every time I talk about it people bring up

the expanse. They're being on the expanse and like, oh, you're watching, I'm like, I'll get, I'm getting around to it. I know it's good. I just haven't gotten around to it yet. I just, I've heard it from everybody. I think maybe,

I think maybe a friend of mine held out on like Breaking Bad for, I think, like three or four years. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show, presented by eBay.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram,

thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. but that's as far as it and that's the only one that I'm really insistent on because I think it's like perfect or it's like as close to perfect as the television show can get for me but for me it's the idea

that people are dumber than me right so without me guiding them to a place of salvation and understanding they'll fuck up so I have to help them because they're stupider than I am I'm a hero because I have to be I'm a humanitarian 100%

all on that note contaliar wrote in wrote and they say Hello George Clooney Adam West and Robert Pattinson Was George Clooney a Batman? Yes, Batman and Robin

Okay I want to be Adam West Who are your Who are your favorite Superheroes and why Well my favorite hero is Aquaman Because I think his storyline Since New 52 is phenomenal

His power set Animal Telepathy Super Strength And having a trident Well they had to It was actually cool They were gonna make him Fuck an OP Because people were

Disrespecting him So much before Yeah, and in New 52 Though it had some problems A lot of people thought like Oh, you rec con This universe that I've been a fan of for a long time It did a very good job giving characters

That had very dumb origins Like Aquaman Very cool ones What was his origin? Like a fish came on him? He was just His mom was a fishwoman And his dad was some dude

And he's funny fuck They made him Some of white fish man He came out of his dad's ass Emerged full adult too Ran about his dad's ass ripped his dad's ass cheeks off in fact

yeah that's how Atlanteans give birth and that's new that's uh and then all they did was just change it to his mom's pussy on new 52 yeah that's all this same full grown adults who ripped the bitch open it's crazy how in that old Aquaman comic

all the men in that society didn't have asses ripped right off because of the babies ripped right off they just had they just had vestigial legs that weren't connected to any that's so scary stop because I started thinking about that and I just got frightened of the idea of the legs was nothing like

I'm getting an error sign in my brain because my brain can't figure you out this legs with the ass think about it like an ice cream scoop

almost like like gone um anyway yeah I I for me it's Spider-Man easily no contest

same Spider-man's my hero Spitterman Spitterman it's like Spider-Man Superman and Captain America it's not like

I don't even think I have a second favorite to be honest with you like I think I think I like Batman a lot generally, but that's more to do with his, like, the style of the stories that are told and just sort of like the characters that he surrounds him. So it's never really about Batman, really. It's more about like, oh, I think, I think the relationship between, you know, Commissioner Gordon and his daughter is interesting. Or like, I think, like, the villains are interesting. And they're all like fucking mentally ill and that's interesting. Or the gothic style and that's interesting. But it's never, it's not really about Batman in the same way that Spider-Man to me is about Spider-Man. Like, Spider-Man is almost. Like, it, it's actually weird because Spider-Man is just in the normal world. Like, the normal world of Spider-Man isn't really all that iconic at all.

It's just New York, you know? It's New York with superpower people. That's it. Yeah, that's it. But Spider-Man is the iconic part of that. And, like, there's obviously, like, villains that are also arguably, like, very, very iconic as well. But Batman is, like, the world is cool. Like, Gotham City is fucking cool.

Like, I love God. I like Gotham City more than I. like Batman. Gotham is interesting. I would say Gotham is interesting.

I wouldn't praise Gotham at all because it's hell. Well, that's what I mean. It's like a cool, it's a cool setting. Like,

it's dope. It feels like where a vampire would live in a real world, you know? In this, I feel the same way about Gotham that I feel about

Rapture in, in Bioshock where it's like, this is a fucking cool place. And you could probably set a lot of really interesting stories in here. Yeah,

but Spider-Man is Spider-Man for me, he's just, he, in a sense, right, Peter Parker was my eyes into that world of really insanely cool stuff. Now Miles is more of the eyes of the world now because he's younger. He's the younger Spider-Man, you know, so he's learning more and he's doing more and he's seeing the world as everyone's grown up. Even his hero, Spider-Man, the Spider-Man, we know, is not a kid anymore, so he's a grown man now. So he's like the eyes of seeing like the X-Man, Spider-Man with the X-Men, Spider-Man with the Avengers,

him doing his own thing growing up doing all that stuff so but it but it's still it's still the spider man part yeah that like because if miles morales was like it's me miles morales was like it's me miles morales the new flash it'd be like it wouldn't be the same yeah because he is because he is spider man that's why yeah spider man's just too cool like the way he moves around the way he's posing the way he fights the way he fucking his cost of bullies people and and the implications of that when he's not bullying people and how fucking weird that is his the look of the costume i think it's like i don't think there is a better i don't think there is a better i don't think there is a better superhero design-wise,

move-set-wise, just like a hero that's, like, interesting to watch when they're doing the bare minimum. Like, watching Batman go from point A to point B is, like, kind of cool because he's, like, probably, like, gliding or whatever, or, like, maybe he's, like, sprinting. But, like, just the act of, like, Spider-Man going to the grocery store, as Spider-Man, I would want to see that.

I would want to see, like, what he does, how he chains web swings and runs and dodges like fucking shit. And also it's just so cool. And also what makes him, also what makes him, it is the only other character I think that has this to a degree,

but not quite the same as Superman. The fact that Spider-Man in and outside the suit is just as interesting as he is, they're equal. I also really like that Spider-Man is not black. Well, he is. Yeah.

Not the real one. Not the real one. The one true Spider-Man. bro. I love other people who are like, not the real. He's not Spider-Man and Stanley's like, well, he could be. Stanley literally from like the 70s like, well, yeah, he could be. There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, but Stanley, like Stanley would also frown on our conversation about who would win in a

fight a million SpongeBob's or Superman. I mean, because you, Chris, Chris, Chris, what you're doing, you're not, you have to selectively pick what people agree with you. What you're doing right now is, is using them all the, I'm only talking about Stanley at the moment where he agrees with what I'm saying, because I want to win an argument. What you're doing is you're being way too valid in your cognitive criticism. No, what I'm saying. Because there's that video, there's that video of him being like, somebody asked him like some dumb questions.

Like, who would win in a fight? This person or this person. And Stanley was like, whoever I want to win. Yeah, that's it. Because I just write the story. Whoever needs to an in a story. That's it. Like, that's how it happens.

And I'd be like, hey, cunt. We mean in the rules of the powers that you gave them, cunt. And he's like, yeah, depends on the. a story. Depends on a story. Can you imagine some child? Can you imagine some child going up to Stanley? He's like, who would win in a fight?

Spider-Man or Deadpool? And he's like, ah, whoever I would do, who, it depends on this. Whoever I want to win, really is if I'm writing the story. And then the kid goes, no dumb ass. Who wins more often than not? Dumb fucking old, crumudgeonly dips shit. And then Stanley grabs the kid's face. He grabs his cheeks and he's like, I said.

And he starts squeezing a little. too tight, a little too tight. He's like, whoever I want to, and puts him down. He grabs his face and pushes one tooth kind of out of place. He's just like, he's just, you see him molding him out of place, and he stopped before it gets too bad. And he puts him down. Yeah, he just fractures, this tiny little stretch fractures everywhere.

I had a dream. And he's like, and he puts him down. That reminds me of a dream. I totally forgot about it. I had a dream once, and there was a, there was a detective. I was a detective for some reason I was trying to put away this there's this super villain

that was going around and his power was he would go up to people's face and he would like kind of mush it slightly and it would stay that way that's so fucked just disfiguring people but just like but just slightly

and I remember like I remember I woke myself up laughing because I saw him do it to a dog and he made the dog into a cat and then it fucking made me laugh so hard that I woke myself That is so stupid Who dreams about stuff like that?

Because I was Well, I took melatonin Which is which usually helps Well, not helps I shouldn't say helps Yeah But melatonin will give you Fucking crazy dreams

Okay But anyway, yeah That's yeah I guess you guys are Spider-Man I have to agree to I was trying to examine it He's the Spider-Man Spider-Man just you

Yeah Spider-Man He's the goat He is He is, man. Straight up. When seeing Spider-Man have moments where he fights, there's a moment in the comics where he's about to get killed by Morlun.

And the last thing he does is like, should I call Aunt May right before I get killed by this guy? And he's like, nah, I don't want to worry here. Let me just handle this. Like, I handle everything else. And it's like those moments are why he's the fucking goat. Every aspect to him, the only problem of Spider-Man is that he's gone on too long.

That is the only problem with this character, I think. He needs to be ended a long time ago. let him go somewhere else They can't though That's he makes he makes the money That's insane It's sad but it's true Imagine a hawk man being your favorite here

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That sounds too specific to be made up Honestly Hey Hey big dog big bear and lion It's the guy that lost his virginity because of this podcast. Nice. When listening to this podcast, I was aware that's, I love this comment.

I wanted to get to this before we end of the show. When listening to this podcast, I was aware that Sweeney was an alias. But I thought the only alias was Sweeney and that Tom was his real first name. And when Chris called Sween Kingston during several arguments, I figured his real name was Tom Kingston. I thought this for years until early. Earlier this year when Swinard casually mentioned his real name was Kingston, as in his first name. That being said, are there any examples of you completely fucking forgetting to connect two pieces of evidence together that led you to believe false information?

That's a really specific thing. I don't know if we have... I thought Derek's real name was Blackman. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. When I was living in Chicago, I took part in my first ever giant charity sale and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. They were items that marked huge moments in my life and in my career.

And though I was ready to pass them along, I also wanted to make sure they were going to someone who would love them. One of the things I loved the most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. It wound up being so much fun to see where each and every item was going where it was going to be loved. And in passing items along like that, authenticity really matters to the person who's getting them. That's why I love eBay's authenticity guarantee. They weren't just listing my items.

They were verifying them, making sure something was genuinely from where it claimed to be, in this case, my closet. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Visit for the people.com for an office near you. For a bit. And I was just like, is that real? That's so ironic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of people thought I got my name some black guy from my last name being Blackman. But it's so boring. Like when I tell people, oh, my last name is because there is a wrestler who was a martial artist named Steve Blackman.

And I always thought the name Blackman was sweet. So I just called myself Derek Blackman. It doesn't fucking boring. And it's just not, yeah, it's just, whatever. There's never, there's never that interesting of a story behind that shit. Yeah. It's like, people are like, why'd you say, why'd you pick Ray gone on it? It's like, because I didn't want my last name to be there.

And I was it going to, what was it going to be? Hey, just Ray. Like, there's nothing that can follow Ray. Men. Chris Raymond. Derek, I'll put you with the lack of effort in addition today. You're just like, you're just answering questions. That's what you're doing.

Like someone said something and you just give a very standard answer. It's me. Ray. Ray, man. God damn. That's top tier shit, dude. That's your second. That's your, you get, you got to start new channel.

Chris Raymond? Yeah. So this guy thought you're, this guy thought you were Sean Kingston's brother, essentially. Oh my God. Everybody thought that's what he thought it. Yeah, Tom Kingston. Yeah, I mean, you do have, your names are two last names. They are two last names.

Yeah. So I get it. But like at the same time, I think, is Kingston more of a first name than Jameson? I think Kingston's more a first name of Jameson. No, I would say Jameson's more of a first name. Really? Like, I would be, Jameson, Kingston would be more of, like... I think Kingston Jameson sounds better.

Yeah, it's because, yeah, it's your name. Well, yeah, but, like, I'm not saying either sounds cool to me. They're both like... Well, I was going to say, just the reason why I think Jameson feels like more of a first name is because it's James. Yeah. There's like, there's like a component of a, where it's like, people aren't really named Kings or like King, really. Yeah, yeah, right. Unless it's short for Kingston.

That's true. And also I know a Jameson. Yeah, I know more Jamesons that I know a few Jamesons. So yeah, I'd say that. I know another. This is crazy. The guy, Jameson, same haircut as you too. He does the same fucking thing this dude Jameson.

Same flat top. Yeah, same Jameson, we know, actually. But now he actually turned into a, he turned into an activist and he just, he shed his, what he called his slave name. And he's now Kwamey. I'm not even joking. I'm not even joking. I technically have an. African name because of my, one of my father's side, but like, I don't know that shit.

It's probably nigger or something like that. I don't think it's that. Bro, do you know there's an actual, what, what country is it? Is it Germany or Austria or something? But like, niga is an actual last name? Is it the double G? I'm like, there was a woman that wrote an article, like a medical article or whatever. Her last name is nigger.

I'm not even joking. Is it double G. I'm pretty sure. I need to verify this though. Yo, that's fire. dying laughing listening to a podcast of them talking about this woman. My name's Kathleen, nigga. It was something like real.

I don't have time to look it up. I'll bring it up in the next. All right. Any more questions? Are we going to end it? Just let's just see the last one real quick. Let's do it. Iron Pond Road in is the last question of the year.

Let's go. Hey there, Sween, Chris, and Derek. What's something that happened to you that was insane but didn't realize until way later in life? For me, it was when my dad used a military equipment from the army base he worked for the 4th of July. He threw two smoke grenades and then threw two flashbang grenades into the preschool playground

across the street. Little kid me thought that shit was cool. Adult me is completely fucking flabbergasted. What? For me, I think it's just like the littler things that my parents would let me do that I don't know if I would let my kid do.

The world's different, man. The world's different. What is the weirdest thing? What is the weird thing? What is the weird that I did that I've... So in my dad, development. Boy, do you think 10 year old should what? Oh, sorry, go ahead.

So in my development, there was a period of time where they were building houses in the back. I lived in like this, like this gated community when I moved upstate. And in the back, there were houses that were being built. So we played Manhunt. And we would,

definitely not, we would run through the half developed houses and jump from house to house. Like jumping from like the framework of one house. house into like the windows and hiding in homes and then like jumping off these like like doing like little dump it was just us running on and jumping from place to place and i didn't understand those are people's homes and then later on in my life i'm like oh shit i was jumping around in this house while it was half developed and they had like tape and we were like ah this what's this this take doesn't mean anything because we were just fucking kids we just invaded these homes and

played at them we would take lunged out of them and like use them as a ramp to like ride our bikes off of and I'm like is that do you ever do that shit in the city where you would you would you would like run through buildings basically you you would play you'd like play tag and you would be like running through like almost like the like the like the like storage rooms of like of like buildings it'd be like in between middles that connect two different buildings so I remember I'd running through one time and I ended up at a place where there was a bunch of chickens and that's the first time I saw chickens in real life and I was like

there's chickens in New York City I and I wanted to pick up some guy came out. I was like what are you doing here? I was like I ran off again. Some random fucking black child shows up holding a ticket thing. I got a chicken grandma. He's like where did you get a chicken from? My grandfather had chickens in the Bronx. He had that blew my fucking mind. Like I didn't I never saw them but I heard about him like when I was like older and it was

what the fuck he had chickens and on gun hill road he had chickens where he's insane wait like I didn't see that shit where the fuck he's like they were on the roof like I thought it had to be rooftop shit That's crazy though Living in the cities is an insane experience

Living in a city you will see and do shit that you're not supposed to do And it's just like it's fine This is what happens in the city In the city we throw ice at cars on the grand concourse That's it That's what we do. Fucking assholes.

We do. That's how we played. That's fucking outstandingly. We would, we would, we would tie, we would tie a friend up to the fire escape and pull him up. And he's just dangling him on the fire escape.

That's what you do. You know what's crazy? I had a spy. I had, like, do you remember those spy toys? The ones that you could hear things? Like when we were kids,

like it was like, they were like, they were like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I had this one. That was like legitimately like, it was like the whole point of it was like you could, you could hear through walls.

My parents got me this. Like my parents got me a device where I could like, it was like a stethoscope and I could hold it up to a wall and like it would like it would. I could hear through fucking walls. This is something that my parents got for me. You just hear someone getting beat across the room. And it worked. I don't think they didn't as me. Well, maybe, maybe they didn't expect me to like, maybe they didn't expect it to work.

They were just like, oh, it's a fucking toy. And, like, honestly, like, I would have probably made the same assumption. That makes sense. But it worked, man. Like, I could, I would, like, constantly eavesdrop on my neighbors. I knew everything that was going on in that life that I couldn't hear normally. Like, it would just be like, this is fucking crazy. And I remember a point where I would, I would, me and my friends would go to different buildings and listen through walls to random people.

Like, people. And I didn't. And at the time, we just thought, like, we're playing with a spy toy. And then now I look back at it. I'm like, we could have easily ended up in a situation that was very, very bad. Yeah. But imagine two kids, imagine you're like fucking selling, like doing a drug deal or whatever. Yeah.

And like, and two kids with like a very obvious listening device see you and run away. Is it like, he-he-h-h-h-hut-off. Because it's being stupid-ass kids. And you know, we've got to capture those kids and kill those kids. We got to go put them in the woodchip. That is a bad. You got to send these kids off the building. I'm thankful that, like, the neighborhood that I was in wasn't too crazy.

But, like, if I tried that shit in Gun Hill, I would have, I've not, I, there would be no snark tank. Yeah. I'd be dead. What about you? You lived in Cali, so he probably did some fuck shit growing up. Probably set coyotes on fire and put them in dumpsters and shit. No, we, we didn't fuck around too hard. I would never

I fuck it I can't fuck with animals Man I love animals Um I know we never did anything too crazy Uh The only thing that I just thought it was very bizarre That I don't know if

If I maybe everyone used to do this But I don't know if it was just my mom in particular Because since she worked for the MTA And she, We just had free bus passes and whatever I'm a fucking kid in elementary school And I'm just riding buses by myself The public transportation to go

Where the fuck I want to go Within reason and I just picture myself today that I'm like I don't know if I'd let my fucking 10 year old kid do that because it's just some of the shit that I encountered was weird but luckily since I lived in North Orange County which wasn't as weird as being in like South Central where my mom worked

because my mom's witness fuck shit all the time to the point where she like fought like some fucking bum and all this stuff like she would but make way more money where I was at it was just weirdos like there was a fucking guy that was telling me his stories. I'll never forget him. Red-headed beard,

you know, this ginger dude, gay as shit. Just crossed, legs crossed and like one of those dangly earrings. And he was telling me stories about Michael Jackson that he knows him and shit. Like, he's talking to me, a kid.

And then he was like telling me shit about, oh, like, an attraction and something about getting off or something. And I was like, I don't know what's happened.

I just got off at a stop that. I didn't know where I was. I was just like, I don't even know what's happening. There's a lot of shit. When I think about shit like that, I'm like, Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose.

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And my dumbass, painted in black, cut off the orange tip, and I'm like, yo. You're one of those, dude. Oh, my God. You're one of those kids. Easily could I got killed. But yeah, luckily, my mom had some fucking sense and knew better. And threw it away without even. She didn't even like present it to me like what the fuck are you doing with this?

She just threw it away To the point where I'm just like Where the fuck's my and I put two and two together? I'm like she fucking threw it away Oh my god man The toy guns I was so when I was younger I was like Why are they so angry about these toy guns Like I remember being like why are they so mad about these guns

Why are they so mad and then growing up I'm like Oh shit shit. No fucking way in hell. My kid will have one of those. No way in hell. There's no fucking way. The fact that I would be like on a scooter with my fucking gun.

Boom, boom, boom. Dude, I would do the same fucking. Every kid did that shit. I didn't paint it black, but I definitely had them. Dude, I did shit like that when I was way older than I should have. I was like I was like 17 when I was like

Fucking gun Because like Not I wasn't like out in the streets playing But I was like I was like I want to make movies and shit Like so like weird And like what's it's so much fun to fucking make You know fake guns and like play with them in the context of like making a fucking video or like a movie or whatever Yeah

And so like I would get these like prop guns and I'd be like these look too fake They're not gonna they're not gonna feel real on camera So like I would paint I would paint I would paint him like gunmetal black I would like fucking break that stupid orange tip off I'd be like all right let's let's go

to this let's go to this place that's going to be good for filming that's like really not that far from a really populated area because my logic was like they're going to see the camera they're going to know we're filming

like it's not a huge fucking deal and honestly like I don't necessarily disagree with that. I feel like most people would probably still. But just like the idea that someone might not. And then the police are called. And then like suddenly there's like,

suddenly there's like a fucking gun in like a Walmart parking lot. That shit's fucking crazy. Dude, the guns, man. Everyone had them. And it was so funny. I never, I really wanted them. My grandma would never let me get him. And I was like, Grandma, you're so not fun.

You're not letting me have fun. I didn't know. No, she's just trying to. keep my dumb ass alive. If they just, if like, if a good, because I feel like a lot of parents don't fucking talk to their kids the way that they should. Oh yeah. Kids, kids are stupid, but at the same time, you can reason with them.

So if my mom, for example, would have just talked to me about, hey, uh, there's like three other black people in this city. You can't go out with this gun. These cops will shoot you in the face. And I ought to be like, okay, mom. No, you wouldn't. I would have, I would have, not, not at that age. I would, no, I actually, what do you mean?

Am I, why? Because you're dumb ass like, oh, cops are good as a little kid. I did not think. So I remember I went to, I was just a little bit older. I was in middle school. And I went to my private elementary school just to see what it was. It was a weekend. Me and my boy Cameron on our razor scooters, like, dude, let's go to our elementary

school just to see what the fuck it looks like now. They probably rearranged some shit. We were there. And then there were some people like, I don't know if they own the fucking place or whatever. So like, hey, what are you guys doing here? And we just explained to them very calmly. Oh, we used to go here just a few years ago. We just wanted to see what it looked like.

They're like, oh, okay. And then the cops show up. Anyway, any way, pieces of shit called the cops of us. We're like fucking 13 years old. And the cops are all fucking, you know, sit down on the curb. I'm like, no, I'm good. I'm just standing right here. He's like, I told you to sit down.

And I'm like, what the fuck, bro? Like, we just talked to these stupid-ass white people that it, and then I just hated that they were so, like, nice about it, but calling the cops behind our back. Oh, bro. They were nice. They don't want you guys to act up. They don't want you in your monkey from that. I piss me off so much where I'm like,

yo, we explain as calmly as possible what exactly we were doing there. Like, I live right up the street and I just came here just because I wanted to see. This used to be my classroom right here. Oh, okay, I see you later. And then they fucking immediately started having a panic attack and shit.

Fucking assholes. I think he had a weapon on him. Yeah, he's armed and very dangerous. They mean an ice pot. It's dangerous, man. Yeah, so luckily I didn't have my fake gun because I would have been dead for sure.

You would have been missing. Yeah, fuck those people, though. But anyway, anyway, yeah. That's going to round us out for this episode. I don't know what the fuck we call this. I'll name it on Patreon. We'll figure out of me there. We should just, you know what the time you should be?

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