The Snark Tank - #139: Give Logan Paul Your Life Savings

Episode Date: January 10, 2023

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You really should just tweet it out. I just, I just, because Twitter lets you do that sensor thing, right? it lets you put like a little sensor That is true So you could just do that I be like listen I'm getting harassed about this If you want this Tarzan video

Like you all keep wanting Here it is Stop asking I thought about that But I think ultimately I'm hoping that Someone will take it upon themselves

Posting the fucking Discord Because plenty of people have it I sent out Plenty of them And that's why Twitter Literally was like Oh you're spamming you can't do this anymore.

And so, yeah, I can't do it. And so, yeah, if you want to find it. That's awesome. I love that. That's so fucking funny, yo. People like, hey, Derek, hit me with that, hit me with that Tarzan video real quick. So if you're just, if you're, for some reason, this is the first episode you're tuning into, one of the last few episodes, Derek, uh, Derek sent us a few weeks ago, this video of

What's his thing? Clayton? Clayton fucking Tarzan in the ass set to Phil Collins. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's Tarzan fucking Clayton in the ass. Clayton is riding Tarzan. Right. Tarzan looks, it looks, their faces look like the role should be reversed. Because Tarzan is like making a grunting face, even though he's the one.

He's going through it, bro. Clayton. And Clayton says has a, like a face of bliss, I guess, kind of. Like if you pay attention to it It's bizarre But Man that's really Good choice of words

So let me tell you at least how this started Just long story short My buddies that I grew up with We have just a tradition Of sending like wild shit to each other In our group chat And so The theme has been

Gay Disney porn That's been like a big theme Of just Just finding whatever you can Like I found this picture of goofy Where he's just jacked he's so jacked but his dick is like almost bigger than his body it makes no sense it's curved all we it's this it's the most bizarre thing and then uh we thought about tarzan

and i knew that you guys really like tarzan so yeah because you guys talked about that soundtrack and shit so that's how it basically started i was like oh you guys should like this you guys should appreciate it swini do you have your fucking notifications on i randomly my bad Always. My bad. Sorry. I keep my little kid on this in case

I get a serious email. It's dumb shit. It's like because of my grandmother's situation. My bad. I'll turn it off right now, though. Listen. I don't care what the fuck is

shit. I don't care if the planet's exploding. All right? If the planet is exploding, we finish, if we finish the show, if there's an earthquake right now, we finish the show.

That's our work ethic over here. Let's do it fucking live. Let's do it live there. Fuck it. I miss that. That is such a classic video and that is ancient. by internet standards.

It's intense, but yeah. It's an intense video, bro. It's so good. Because that video of Bill O'Reilly freaking out on air, that was old when it was new.

You know what I mean? Like, that was old, that was old footage of Bill O'Reilly when, when we first saw that video. Yeah, I love that video.

Fuck it. We'll do it live. He's tripping. Because he kept, because the guy, wasn't it the recorder that kept interrupting him? Like, the guy that had the prompt that kept fucking up.

And he was just like, fuck it. It was definitely something. with the prompter. There was an issue. I remember. I remember this. It's tattooed to my brain. I have the whole script of this video memorized. He goes, and now to play us out, sting. And he goes, what does that mean to play us out? To play us out. What is it? He doesn't understand the phrase to play us out. And he gets angry because he can't conceptualize what it means on the teleprompter. And he's like, fuck it. We'll do it live. Fuck it. I love that video. That shit's intense. I love that video, man. Because that is absolutely the real Bill O'Reilly. You know what I mean? Like that is, that was absolutely. Yeah, Bill Riley is the...

Yeah. There's probably people who... There's probably people who are... You know what's crazy to me? Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, there are probably people who are, like, young, who are, like, getting into politics who have no fucking clue who that is.

He's been absolutely... Terrifying. Like, you know, that's insane. All those classic fucking... Glenn Beck. Dopes. Like, no, they don't know. Glenn Beck

Bill O'Reilly But they are getting replaced with just Some fucking like There's like a Matt Gates There's a who's the who's the Walsh Matt Walsh Matt Walsh? Matt Walsh.

Crowder like they're getting replaced with some fucking wild Characters I argue are they crazy Are you think they're crazier? You think they're crazier now than they were before? I think they're crazier because I think Conservatives back in the day had to at least put on a veil that they were like

respectable and like Wholesome and shit like I'm a family man and all this shit Now it doesn't, I feel like, I don't think this is any secret. I feel like Trump changed the landscape that you don't have to be respectable. 100%. Yeah. You can just wild. You can go wild.

Have you guys heard all about the dudes, the Santos dude, right? You guys heard all about that shit, right? Wait, who? I actually have no idea. Who's this? So, um, the Santos. So, oh, this motherfucker. No, not DeSantis.

Not DeSantis. Not DeSantis. Santos. Oh, Santos. No, I don't know that. then. Here, let me, let me pull, let me pull, let me pull, let me pull, uh, so George Santos just recently just got under fire, because he recently got elected. He's, he's going to, he's a, I forgot what he's a representative. He's one of the congressmen that just got, uh, recently elected.

But it turns out he lied about, uh, so I'm trying to figure out where though. It doesn't matter. It's, I'm looking at up stories that says he lied about his resume. No, he lied about literally everything you can imagine things that didn't even matter he lied about about what of his best things that he lied about was that he said that his mom died during 9-11 and then he tried to backtrack and be like oh no she died from cancer because of the 9-11

stuff but then you know she died 15 years afterwards which obviously had nothing to do with 9-11 that was one of his big ones he's lied about his degree he's lied about everything you can think of he lied about being Jewish and because he said, oh, I grew up Catholic,

but some of my family were Jewish, and then he specifically said, and I quote, I said I was Jew-ish. Like, basically, like, he's adjacent. Yo, is-ish. That's amazing. That guy's dope. I want to fuck with that guy.

It's fucking cool. How badly you can lie, and then you still get the job. How are there no checks? How are there no checks for that? Like he got this far Crazy I love them bro I got a brand cool I love the red team bro I have to say I have to say I love the phrase I said I was Jew Iish that is amazing I'm a good joke it's kind of a good joke it is it's genuine like it's funny but it's wildly disrespectful

It's funny that it's actually real that's yeah it's funny about it it's it's not funny like ha ha it's just like i can't believe someone really used an ish fucking suffix to try to get out of an argument it's just like yeah no i meant i meant i meant jew hyphenish you know yeah i didn't pronounce it's a suffix bro what are you talking about man pay attention do you know english you know how we work here he just gaslight somebody into thinking that's not what you said oh man that's what i love this i really do like when i when i see this and then i think about how, for example, you know, you want to just get like maybe

an entry level job at a bank. They usually, could you, I would prefer you had a bachelor's or something. They would just prefer it, right? And it's, it's, there's kind of a bar that keeps a lot of people out.

And there is zero bar to be a congressperson. There is only out of hundreds of millions of people in the United States, there is only 500 motherfuckers that can be in it. And they will let people in like this that just literally lie, their way and then there's no standard. It's incredible. It's incredible. That's actually possible.

The higher up in status you go, I feel like the easier it is to lie your way in there. Like I don't know why I haven't tried lying my way in there. Because like this situation with this guy just saying like, nah, man, I was just, I was just saying Jewish. And then even just the Logan Paul stuff, that guy going like, yeah, I won the fucking Super Bowl. And like, I did all, like that weird Eddie guy. That shit was awesome. Yeah. Like that. Like, that, That you could lie so effectively is amazing. You can't because people don't check. It doesn't even feel effective.

It just feels like it just feels like what? Like who would lie about that? You can check it. You can check it. So it's like why would someone lie about it? It's so exactly that. It's so wild that you just believe people because like you said, why the fuck would anybody lie about something so outstanding?

And it makes me feel like I've been missing. out for so long. You're telling the truth and you're losing money. You're losing money and pussy and pussy, Derek, because you were telling the truth, man. You losing money and pussy, bro. What's your problem, Derek? You're a fuck up. The pussy's been fine, all right. Nah, but more pussy's never bad. Well, I could have tripled my pussy. You're,

you are right. But as far as the money goes, God damn, isn't that actually the most truish and saddest shit that we've talked about without it being on subject? It's just something that we've talked about is that, damn, man, why don't we start grifting? We'll be millionaires fucking within a year. Not even, just straight up pretending. Just straight, like, we don't even have to do anything.

We just have to, like, be like, yeah, hey, what's up? Nice to meet you. What's your name? It's like, oh, my name's, uh, my name's, uh, my name's, uh, Jack and I won the world series six times in a row, no big deal. I actually helped coach Oprah out of a suicide once, but that's not a huge deal. Like, you just make shit up. Like, why not?

Because the second- I helped coach Oprah out of a suicide. The second, dude, you know, the second you just get to a level of outrageous lie, people are like, well, that can't be false, because why would he say that? It's so wild. That's the thing.

It's like, why would someone lie about that? You know, it's one of the biggest lies I've come across as far as people that are in the combat sports? You probably have heard this too, Sweeney, is that so-and-so is a golden-gloves boxer. Bro, you hear shit like that a lot, and you find the people who don't. good time. Do you hear that about people that don't

have hands at all? Like, because in MMA, right, people like they, you got to obviously to even get into the thing, you have to have some sort of claim. So the coach comes in it like, yeah, this person does X, Y, and Z and he has this sort of skill. And then the motherfuckers has like, at best amateur boxing, like a Mexican club. It's, because what are you doing? What are you doing?

It's the weirdest thing to lie about. Yeah, like, especially that like, to where you can easily get, you can easily get roped into like oh shit i have to prove that i can actually do something because one thing that a lot of people like to do it doesn't matter if it's gaming or sports you like to play with other people so then as soon as somebody claims that oh i so and so do this you're like oh we should work out sometime it's so much easier to get exposed or like why you like so many technique you know especially with freaking these guys are like that's what they that's all they do you know

like if you're like when mixed martial artists right if you're lying about that shit you're gonna have to get in a ring eventually. And when you're sparring, people spar hard. So someone is going to touch up on you and you're going to lie to you get to that threshold. And it's weird that motherfuckers actually get to that point. They get to the point where they're like, I'm an expert and they'll actually strap on gloves. And then they'll still get knocked out and say, oh, it was an off day. They'll keep going with anything.

I mean, I've played off day. I've fucking, I have gamed with people who have. told me, oh, I fucking main this or whatever. And then you fucking absolutely annihilate them and you're like, this motherfucker doesn't play at all. Like, I don't know, this is like younger shit though, but this is like shit where like kids will just

kind of want to be cool. Like, I fucking for me. And I'm like, why lie? Just be like, it's like smash. I'm dog shit at smash because I don't play those games. I'm not going to pretend like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I fucking, you know, fucking, the Metal Gear snake guy. You know, you know, I

fucking, I master. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I made Princess Fiona in Smash Brothers Ultimate. Hell yeah, dude. She's not in that game. You mean, peach? You're like, what do you mean? Yeah. For me, it was always the worst, dude.

It was when girls were like, oh, yeah, I play video games. So many, at our, at Chris and my's dating age, we were actually, like, really dating when we were younger, every girl wanted to be cool. Every fucking seam fucking girl with fucking spiked arm bracelet. Yeah, I play video games. I love video games. And then you play video games. and it's like, what are you doing?

What are you doing? What you're just, you're horrible at this. You're, you're really bad. You're actually really bad. Yeah. Summoning my inner Andrew Tait and like,

wanted to like hit them and shit. Like, why would you, why would you? It's fine if you don't play video games. I still want to sleep with you. You have a vagina. That's all you need to bring to the table. You don't have to lie to me.

Well, for me, I always just sort of was like, I don't, the thing for me is it's like, I don't, like you don't have to pretend to be individual. I, I would, I would prefer it if you didn't, in fact, because that way this is mine.

Like, this is mine, okay? Like, you deserve no purpose here. This is my sanctuary. I don't need you to be a part of my sanctuary. You don't have to pretend to be a part of my sanctuary. If you want to play fucking Animal Crossing, God bless. That's your sanctuary. But don't come in here, like, be like, oh, yeah, I want to play fucking ranked.

It's like, get the fuck out of here. Get out of here. I want to play rank. You know what's crazy? I did fuck up one time where I made that assumption because, you know, a lot of women don't fuck with games on that level. I made an assumption with this girl that I was dating like years and years ago where we just, Res. Resident Evil Sixes came out and I'm like, all, let's play this fucking dog shit of a game.

Like, let's fucking co-op. And then I'm like, oh, you have to hold down this trigger. She's like, I fucking, she gave me a look like, I know. Like, she gave me a look and I was like, oh, fucking excuse me. Like, I just made the assumption that, oh, she's a, she's a female. Female. Femoid. I know a couple.

It's weird, though, because, like, you, you get involved in, like, online communities, and then, and then suddenly they, like, they're there. You know what I mean? Like, there's, oh, there's actually a lot of girls who are really good at video. But it's, like, in person, growing up in high school, they're not fucking there, men. There's not a lot of girls that are good at video games. I felt that way. There's quite a few girls that play.

video games. Not good at video games. What I mean is like I follow a couple of like, uh, girl, like women Halo players who like fucking decimate. I'm just like, that's fucked. That makes me so sad. That makes me so, because I've deteriorated so much as I've gotten older. Like I can't hack it like I used to.

You shouldn't be this good. It's insane. You should be cooking food for me. What is this? It's more, it's, it's, it is sincerely more jealousy at the idea that like damn like i'm not that i'm not that good and anymore i'm not as good as i used to be and that's frustrating it's so bewildering seeing seeing like the worst thing ever is that's like there's been times of like of course like our friends we recently like make videos and all that shit when we were younger so seeing myself playing like melee and wave dashing my ass off in like recordings that joe has

and then my fingers right now feeling pain thinking about that is so saddening because my fingers will fall off if I try that shit now. They will just straight fall off my hands. Our parents lied. They were like, video games aren't going to be, get off those damn games. You're not going to be able to do anything to those damn games.

But look at us now. Look now, grandma, you fucking jerk. I could have been a bit something. If I would have known shit was going to go in that direction, I just did not pay that much attention. I would have kept playing college duty and all that other bullshit. We were too small. Brains were too small to get it,

you know? The thing, I saw that kind of thing coming with the internet, but not with, like, video games, necessarily. Like, I didn't, I didn't think that e-sports would be as big as it is now. Like, that's something that completely... That completely sidelined me. I knew, like, the second YouTube was coming out, it's like, this is going to be, like, a fucking big deal. This is going to be, like, a lot of things are going to to emulate this going forward. But for whatever reason,

And esports completely slipped the fuck by me. Is there a reason why you thought that? Because I have like a reason. I thought because sports, actual sports, most people can't physically do that shit. So their alternatives to watch these people do that shit. Now when it comes to gaming at the highest level, if someone puts in the work puts in the hours, I think they can't get to a level close to seeing those people that are competing. Because it's not like, you know, like, okay, I'm.

I am five, six, I'm not going to be in the NFL or the NBA or fucking any other pro sport. I'm too fucking short just by default. It doesn't matter how good I am, I'll get ran over by these fucking people that are like nine, eight and shit. You know, it's just not going to happen. Nine eight. It's not going to happen. These nine eight motherfuckers taking my ability to go to the fucking NBA. Like the amount of people under six foot in the NBA is like, I think there was like four niggas.

There's like four. For real, actually it's maybe like six, seven. Like actually for real genuinely. Probably not broken 10. And most of them are freaks. Their abnormalities. Yo, one of them. One of them fucking stopped because he got made fun of so hard by Jordan.

Michael Jordan was like, there's this dude, I think it was Mugsy Boggs, if I remember correctly. Is it Mugsy? Mugsy was that short? I'm pretty, fuck yeah. Mugsy was like five. He was probably like my height or something. Five, five, my height, something like that. And then fucking.

He was, Michael Jordan just said, shoot, just shoot it, you fucking midget. And it fucked him because what, Michael Jordan's the greatest player, right? And then you, someone you look up to you. And then they just fucking call you a midget and just shatters his confidence. Mugsy, Mugsy is shorter than I am. No, he's not. Oh, he was 5.3? He's 5.3. That's insane.

No, he's not. According to Wikipedia, I mean, Wikipedia is like, it could be edited. I'm sure you're right. Imagine that's insane. That's like genuinely for real too small to be in a league actually. Oh, dude, dude, six foot is barely. If you're six feet tall, you're barely tall enough to play. Like me being able to dunk at six feet tall was impressive.

The fact that I could dunk at six feet was impressive. People were like, oh, sure, you could dunk at six. And I was like, yeah. And they were like, that's impressive. because most people, most people that are like, people like, let's say like Steph Curry, Steph Curry is like 6-2, 6.6.3, and he doesn't even dunk very often. He can dunk. He's capable of doing it. And it's also not a good idea because he's like a fly on the court. That was the most biggest illusion, right? You shouldn't jump. You shouldn't jump at that type. The people, they're all pretty much above six foot.

Like, say, Derek Fisher on the Lakers, he was like 6-1 maybe. He was a wall though. On the court, he looked like he was five foot tall. That's what's so funny when you think about it's like, oh, Derek Fisher towers over me. But then you look at somebody like Shaq. I'm like, oh, he can easily lay his penis on my forehead. Like, easily. Lay.

Just lay it on. Chris, what are you doing? Shut up. Vampire Survivor. Listen, so what is it? So, yeah, Bugsie's a midget. I can't stand you. I'm playing vampire survivor.

So listen, listen, listen, listen. And before we get too deep into this, I mentioned briefly a little bit about this, we were talking about how easy it is to lie your way into positions of high power over it or overseeing large sums of money that you have no business being around. Oh, no. Logan Paul went on his podcast and kind of debunked. Attempted to defend himself. Yeah. From the coffee cell video. So I don't, did we talk about the coffee zill video on the, no, I don't think we talked about it.

So we should probably, we should probably brief that first. Yeah, just a quick, so basically just the, the, the cliff notes of it is Logan Paul launched a crypto currency project called Crypto Zoo, where it was like supposed to be this game where, you know, people collected eggs and then they hatched them and then they breeded them with other animals and then those would hatch into their own, like, unique animals and it would be able to make you money. And it would be able to, yeah, it's typical fucking, I, it's typical bullshit NFT. crypto nonsense. Like, it's, it's fucking stupid. But basically he, you know, he, he scammed a bunch of people. Like, he, he fucked over a lot of people and left them in just radio silence for like a year and a half or something. And, uh, and so in the meantime, this, this guy called, uh, coffee zilla, he's, he's, he's this internet investigator. He's, he specializes specifically in scams and, and, and taking down scammers.

He's like a private eye for like for like the internet. He's like an internet. He has a show. Like that's what he is. It's a, it's a, it's a show. But he's really good at fucking digging into the details and finding these things. And, and typically like just getting answers for at least for the people who are scammed. And so he had this three part series on, on Logan Paul's crypto zoo scam where he, you know, basically uncovers a bunch of shit.

And, uh, I would recommend. maybe watching some of it or even just like there's a lot of videos that cover the video that's not what this is about. I watched all of part one. I didn't watch two and three so I'm not entirely informed what happens.

I watched all three of them. But you have an idea though. They're good and they're easily digestible. Yeah. So, you know, he basically accuses Logan Paul of scamming people and there's a lot of evidence

there. It's kind of it's kind of impossible to weasel out really. Like even in Logan's defense, like when he put out his original defense video, he's like, well, actually, the guy I hired was a criminal, and you didn't mention that.

And it's like, that doesn't help you. That makes him worse. What made it to funny is it. I think coffee's little left out some, I think he was leaving out details, but I think he was, I think he was leaving out details

to continue the idea of like, if you make part one, you pull out details in part one, why make part two and three? you know. That's what I think what's happening. And I was like, I didn't see all of this. I guess it's going to be more stuff he's going to explain later on. But then Logan being

like, you didn't know that I hired some guy that was a criminal. It's like Logan. You should probably say I didn't know this guy was a criminal and I hired him. You should say like, you should have trapped cards exposing you're stupid, you know? Yeah, it's like this anonymous guy you interviewed

his name is actually this and he's been a, he's served prison time for armed robbery and all this other shit and I'm like, why did you hire him? Did you not check? It's such a bad response and then he went on impulsive and he was like, he basically threatened to sue Coffey-Zilla and I really don't. Yeah.

The issue with this is this is very clearly a bully suit, which is not like a particular, I don't know if that's a particular legal term, but that's this term that makes the most sense to me where it's like, this is a guy with a lot of money who can afford to sue somebody who likely doesn't. have the same financial infrastructure that he does to withstand that type of... It's basically like bullying people with legal fees and shit

and basically like burying them to the point where they can't really do anything. That's what I anticipate this is going to be. However, I really don't think there's really much ground if it were to actually go to court, I can't imagine that Logan would win. Like I can't even remotely imagine.

This is an owl, bro. Doesn't owl on his side for sure? He should have just shut up. I truly think it would get thrown out. I think it would get thrown out. Yeah, it would definitely... Because there is no... There was no defamatory actions

that Coffeyzilla did. There was nothing... He didn't say anything defamatory or there was no slander. He laid out what happened. And then, like you said, Logan Paul also shot himself in the foot, right? By exposing that...

Yeah, this guy that I paid to write this shit is a fucking criminal. So it's like, bro, you're making yourself look infinitely worse. What is this? It's the... perpetual kind of like victim narrative that's there where he's like that's what i get for for trusting the team that that handled uh eddie's hiring process and it's like

just fucking accept just to just take responsibility like it would have been i feel like it would have been totally fine if he just like either took responsibility or didn't say a fucking thing i think i i find that there's the weirdest thing about the internet is that people don't just be like yeah fucked up like i think that's such a weird thing about the And in general, everyone is like... He has done this, though. That's what makes it strange. I made a continue, like, and severe lapse in judgment and all this shit.

And everybody else forgives him. Everybody else forgive him at the end of the day. I was like, whatever, Logan. What is his, what is the motivation? Like, when I think about this, because he will, so when you go back to, he was complaining a lot about Mayweather not paying him. And if you are a rich person, that's issues that you. you're going to have your legal team deal with.

So if you're bringing this to light, that means you really need that money. And then all the other things that Logan Paul has been into with the Pokemon NFT shit, the dink doink. You guys remember that shit? The dink coin or whatever. He has this thing going on.

He has this thing going on. He's doing these ventures that are, in my opinion, I feel like Logan Paul may be in some type of trouble, financial trouble, maybe even tax stuff or something that he's fucked and he's not letting people know publicly. So he's trying to do these things to make a shitload of money so we can kind of get in the positives again. That's what it seems like to me because he didn't obviously make all this money when he

fought Mayweather because obviously no one really gave a shit. And you see, Jake Paul is not doing that. Like it's not like they're like, oh, this is just good. This makes sense. I truly think that Logan Paul needs money and then he's trying these things and he's getting fucked in the ass because like you said, Chris, you said that he has brain damage? You said that he came out to the end of brain damage. That's what I was going to say.

That's what I think it has mostly to do with that spherical chasm in his head where brain matter used to be potentially. Spherical chasm. Yeah, there's like a big ball of missing spaces. There's like a little. There's a little fucking tennis ball of space that's missing in his brain. And so, like, you know, he's probably just like he doesn't understand how not to scam people, maybe. Maybe that's just like how that's the only way he can function.

It's like, I don't understand. Like, he wakes up in the morning. He's itching. It's like, I haven't, I haven't taken money from vulnerable people today. How the fuck am I supposed to have my coffee? And then he does it. And then he's, and then he gets embroidered in a scan. And then he leaves it alone for a year.

How am I supposed to have my coffee? I haven't scammed. What's going on? Yeah, I mean, he seems fucking dependent on this activity. Like, he just, because this isn't the first time he's done it. This is, this is a recurring fucking theme for him. And so, like, to me, it's just like, this is a guy who just can't break a cycle. And this is just who he, who he is at this point.

He's a scammer now, bro. I say, like, I, I say, I just, I don't think. it is as, I think he's too stupid for it to be like nefarious. I, I, I think, I really think that. I think, I think, I think he genuinely thinks he's the victim. Yeah, like, well, I think, I think to a certain extent, I think to a certain extent, somebody is, somebody who is smarter than him, and that is actually a scammer and, like, you know, like, I don't know who. He's scamming him. You know, you know, you know who's smart and actually a scammer? That, that, that fucking, those two people who like sold and and took a bunch of money and then and bounced those are the those are

those are the those are the those are the scammers who are actually like have some level intelligence and i'm not saying that they're smart people i'm saying that they're really good at scamming people out of their money like fucking jake the crypto king uh and uh whoever that other guy was that that made off with a bunch of money like they they are villains jake yeah crypto king why would you trust a person named that is my first question like why would you he's a visual a villain. Bro, that's what I mean. Logan Paul was like, oh, Jake the Crypto King, a sound

business partner. Was he that bald dude? Yeah, he's the bald guy. He's like, well, there's so many, there's so many bald. Did you see the fucking video of Aiden Ross where he's like talking about like what's the average salary? Like 100K? Dude, he, did you see

when he was trying to read up on fascism? Did you see that and he can't pronounce it? He can't pronounce anything. Anything. He was fucking... I can't pronounce anything. Fascism. And that it's it, I think instead of authoritarian, I think, I think, I can't...

He said authoritarian. Authorization or something. I think he said authorization or some shit. He's a kid, right? He's a kid, and he's rich. No excuse. No excuse. How old is he actually?

Real, real, real. Real estate. I was reading better than him when I was like eight. Yes, very true. But he's a, he's a... He's clearly, he's clearly a dumb kid. You know, he's just dumb. He's a dumb kid.

He's like 20, right? That's no, bro. No, no, the reading, the reading is bad. You should be able to read better than that. Even that idolizing people beyond, like, 12 years old is fucking bizarre to me. He's 23. He's 23. Ah, that's a bit bad.

That's, like, that's really bad, gov. When you idolize, you idolize people when you're a kid, that makes sense to me. You don't know any better. A lot of times people idolize their parents or just whoever is adjacent to them that is helping them in any way. And they're like a mentor and they're like godlike. So I see how an Andrew Tate or somebody can be like, oh, this guy's so fucking awesome. I want to be like him. But if you're an adult and you pay taxes and shit, you're like, fuck this guy.

Yeah. Fuck these people. But Aidan Ross literally idolizes Andrew Tate. That's all you need to know about the guy. He shaved his head. He started wearing. I think I can't. The thing is it's like.

I mean, maybe he's brilliant. Maybe he's just like playing up this fucking idiot person. Like, that could be true also. But, uh, I would, that would be really impressive. That'd be gig a brain shit, bro. It would be, er, air, it likes come out of his head. It would, it would be very intelligent. However, I just know that the issue is that even if he's joking, there, there's plenty of

people who really believe that. You know what I mean? There are people who are that, like, what was that? I remember that famous video of Bill Gates being, like, how much is bread, like $15 or something? Like, I can't remember what the fucking thing was. Where he just, like, he just did not understand, like, the basic cost of living. And it wouldn't strike me as surprising. I'm mad that Aiden Ross didn't know either.

But I feel like, I feel like it's impossible. Like, obviously, you know, you, you, you, once you make enough, you know, spending becomes silly. If you've never worked, though, if you've someone who never worked a regular job. Like, never working is so crazy. Like, never working, like, ever. If you, like, nowadays, if you, I mean, how, it's not crazy to people that are, that are born with money. Like, I don't know Aidan Ross's family, but I imagine he probably had a fucking family that. My girlfriend, right?

My girlfriend, her parents are not poor. They're not poor people at all, right? But she's not, like, mentally detached. Like, they're not rich. They're not like. No, they're rich. Fucking billionaires. They're not rich.

They're not rich. But they're not billion. Let's, they're, so they're millionaires? No, they're just, they're just like upper middle class. Which is rich. That's rich. That's not rich. Upper middle, because there is no middle class anymore.

So upper middle class is more upper class. No, there is. It's just extremely almost gone. I would say well off, but to the point where, yeah. Do they make, do they make enough money to where she never actually had to work? She never had to work. She chose to work. That's rich.

That's rich. I mean, that's rich enough. That's definitely rich enough. That's definitely well off. By technicality, then, I was technically rich to, and I definitely wasn't. No, no, no, Kingston. There's a different, like, you don't have to be a billionaire to be rich. You could be, like, even just like a million dollars a year is rich.

That's not, they're not a million dollars. Even less than that is rich. That's not, that's not, that's not that. They're not that. They're not a billion dollars. They're not even close to that. I never said a billion. I don't say, you're not hearing me. Once you get to the, like, I'm right, I'm going to say,

I'm saying billion by reflex. They're not a million dollars a year. They're definitely not that. That's crazy. Right, right. They're definitely like, I don't know. Her dad makes, I'm not saying,

like, you have to, I'm not saying, but he makes a good amount of money. He makes a good amount of money. I'm not a grandmother. My grandmother in retirement, because she was a doctor,

she made like a very good amount of money, but I wasn't rich. I was just like, I live in a nice place. That's it. Right, right. Yeah, but she also,

like, she didn't shower you with everything, did she? Absolutely not. Yeah. So, I mean, so you had no choice but to, you know, live in the real world. But it's like people, I feel like people like Aiden, just the way that he behaves, he seems like somebody who has not, he hasn't had to work for anything.

I feel like he got money at the age where he's supposed to start forming a work ethic and doing things for your like. Sure. He's a work ethic. When you start working for yourself, he probably got money at that age. It's just like one of those things. If there's a big difference between building things up, like, say, my career on a line started off with an iPhone 5, right?

Just doing whatever because I was fucking like poor shit at the time, made some stupid decisions, you know, trying to be a, what he taught, but it was a starving artist situation. And then it's like you work your way up and stuff and then you start upgrading your equipment and shit. But do you have people like Aidan Ross that I imagine just had everything from the get-go?

I could be totally wrong. I don't know anything about the guy. He just gives off those vibes that like his parents gave him the best fucking PC. the best setup, probably money to even promote himself in specific ways and shit like that just to have a leg up, you know? That's the type of vibes he gives off. People, people on Twitter are so stupid.

You just, you just, I just, I keep being reminded every, every fucking moment. Like, how are people falling for this fuck? How are people, how do people keep falling for this fucking Elliot Page fucking Superman thing? I thought for it. Have you seen this? Wait, what happened? I knew it was fake, but I was like, this is just ridiculous. Oh, what is it?

People, there's like, there's a satire page called Discussing Films, which is like, it's making fun of discussing films. We can even see it's like, discussing. It's the fucking biggest. But it says, it says breaking Elliot Page and talks with James Gunn to play Superman, an upcoming reboot of Kryptonian. And it's like, people, like, come on. I think it's funny. I could, I didn't read it. Obviously, I knew that's not wrote that's Elliot Page, knowing soup.

How to, Elliot Page could only play six year old Super. and then Superman's too muscular to be Elliot Page at that moment. But I thought it would be funny the idea of like, like Elliot Paige playing Superman and like James Gunn really thinking that's a good idea. Like the idea of that would be so

fun of like James Gunn being like I really think it's a good idea. It's like I don't know. Where is a good idea? Like has James Gunn done anything that wild when it came to any of the superhero shit? Like why the fuck would anybody believe that?

No, it's like some shit where you're just like, have you, do you know the character? Do you know who Superman is? It's like, of course. He's that guy from Detroit. It's like, oh, okay, yeah, let him make the movie. Let him make it. You know what I never saw? I never saw that fucking, I feel like I was told to watch that movie, but I never saw that

fucking live, die, repeat. I think that was the new name of it. But what the fuck was it called? It was the Tom Cruise movie where he dies over and over again. Oh, edge of tomorrow? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That had two different names, though. It was called, it was called Edge of Tomorrow,

and then, like, nobody watched it, and then it was called Live, Die, Repeat, and then, I don't know. Something weird. Why, let me look that up. I bring that up because yesterday, everybody was giving me shit about not remembering the fucking,

uh, what is it? What the fuck was it? Finding Nemo. So there's a character in finding, what was the character? Don't give it the name. Give me the description of the character. What was the character's name?

Not the name. Who was it again? Oh wow, even you can't remember. No, I remember a conversation. I remember we were making fun of you and it was funny. But I don't remember the conversation. I couldn't remember a side. Was it the dad?

No, I couldn't remember the name. I couldn't remember the name of some random A pelican in finding Nemo. Oh, oh, Nigel. You fucking moron. I forgot. Okay. Oh, my God.

I forgot. That's awesome. But who doesn't know him? If you've seen that movie, you know who he is. I don't know anything about that movie. Well, if you've seen the movie, you probably don't remember. If you remember the movie, obviously, duh. That's, that's quote, quote, oh, quota one, if you remember the movie.

Sure. I mean, look, okay, to be fair, I saw the movie in French. It was in French class. And I was like, this movie's gay. Why did you see it in French? That's so much, that's so much more and more added to the thing. I really can't. I can't let this go.

You had one instruction, not to say the name. It came to my mind. I was like, oh, the character, blank. Nigel. You got some Aiden Ross brain going on, man. You got like, like, 20, 23, uh, 12-year-old level impulse control on, like a base level. Do you guys, she's your head and get a fucking Bugatti? I'm not, I wish I got a bugi, bro.

I would just sell it. Like, I don't know. If I came into a Bugatti, I'd be like, I'm just selling this. Did they, didn't they take it? Didn't they seize it? They seized his cars. All of them? Well,

yes, happens to get arrested, right? There's some puppet. Well, it, not if you get, it depends on what you got to rest it for. If you get arrested for, like money laundering and bullshit like that, they seize your properties, they're probably going to purchase it with, right?

Yo, are those cars up for auction? How hilarious would it be if we got, if we bought an educate's car. We bought one of the, we bought one of his cars. They're gone. They're gone already, bro. They're going to be gone.

You're right. Yeah, dude. There's gone. Those are, well, look, I'm pretty sure he'll get them back unless he's, if,

if he's convicted, then I feel like they would sell them. I know his brother's already out of jail, so I'm pretty sure whatever. Well, both of them are out of jail? Both of them are already out? Well, yeah, because, I mean, it's just like even here, you can, if you didn't like barring, you're not a danger to society, an immediate danger to society. Yeah. So, which also is, anyway, that's another conversation.

I hope he gets arrested again so we can get those cars. We're never going to get them. I'll try. We'll try. We'll try. We can give our best effort. Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. to go to go fund me.com let's well i'm gonna go fund me real quick hot go to go fund me

dot com slash the snark tank wants andrew tate's cars really really bad so please help us um we need those cars are really really really bad we want them i'm making a go fund me right now i'll take that's the that's the URL go there and and uh and donate support us because we really really really want we really want those cars and if you don't support us then you're not a fucking real fan. We don't fucking love you. We have your credit card information. We have your addresses. We will reign hell upon you. Like you have no fucking idea. We'll send it. We will send a fucking break. We will send mimes, prostitutes, pizzas you didn't want, all sorts of things to your to your place of residence. You don't help us get these cars. I am so dead serious. Whoa,

Chris. Easy, buddy. You're going to wake up, you're going to wake up crying every day, every single day from here on out until you fucking pass away unless you help us get these cars. All right, let's go to some questions. I couldn't agree more, bro. Anyway, this is a good question to take is he just, he just, um, let's, what's the first one? You stood in walling out and threatening everybody that won't just give us money

to buy fucking Bugatti. Specifically, specifically for the cars. That's it. I really want a Bugatti. I really want a Bugatti. For what? For what? No, no, no.

I don't, I don't want any boo. I want, I want his Bugatti. I want him to ask me for his Bugatti. I was like ask for it back and I'll give it you gotta ask for it back publicly Yeah yeah Like Tom Sweeney can I please have my Bugatti back So you gotta make a video saying that

And I'll give it back I'll know what I see that asshole Did you see him do that to somebody Like it was a there was a guy that had to go for me Whatever for like I think one of his kids was sick Like some sort of cancer or whatever And he like fucking responded to this guy Like out of nowhere

Wasn't even like a quote tweet I think you just replied to this guy just basically trashing him saying that like you're pathetic like I make so much money this is nothing to me if you ask nicely I'll fucking give you the money it was the most bizarre fucking thing that's it was so mean I got I got to look I got to look it up because I can't just leave it at uh Andrew Tay uh let me see donation to why do you have that shirt Chris I my God I just realized the shirt you're wearing it's Patrick looking down menacingly I think I know I think um If I

Somebody said, Wait, hold on. If Andrew Tate had to come to me to beg for his Bugatti back, I would, I would be like, okay, listen, Andrew,

you're going to have to do two things for me. You're going to have to sing the entirety of Down syndrome girl from family guy. You have to sing and really nail it. You got to really nail it. You got to hit all the note. You got to sing it in your like British accent because it's like, Stewie sings it. So it's really important.

I'll be Chris. And we could do the whole, we could do the whole, time thing. And if you do it well, I've got to suck my dick, Andrew, take. You have to suck my day. After you're saying family guys hit single Down syndrome girl, only after that. And then maybe I'll consider giving the car back. That'll be, that'll be my demand. I'd be like, Andrew Tate, you got to take my penis in your hand and let it get hard on your palm and I'll give you a car back. That's it. He has to really sing it. The thing is,

he has to sing it like he means it, though. He has to sing it better than Seth McFarlane can. He might be able to sing. No, and him, he's a Brit. They care about me. They care about, like, arts there. Did you see that TikTok? He taught them how to sing. Did you see that TikTok of him rapping about how cool he is?

It's horrible. Yeah, but we could get money in his fucking cars and shit. Bougat. Oh, man. Yeah, he's got his Bougat in his car. He's half glad. That made me sad, bro. But he's also, you know, he's, he spent time in the UK so you can't expect anything less, bro.

Like, that was exactly what I expected. But the thing is that they care about the arts there. That's why. I mean, it just... You know, it's crazy. You know, it's crazy? Some drill music sounds good, but the words never sound good. Like, British drill the beats go hard, but the lyrics are always just some fucking dogwater ruffian speech, man.

They just sound like they're going to pick up your, this is not going to fucking take your milk from your front door type of motherfuckers. Drill. Drill music sounds like Grand Theft Auto slash Oliver Twist to me. Like it's just such a bizarre Like it's not real Go lunch suck No good to take a nap It's just like

Yeah drill is hilarious Go into the dump You know it's just like I'm like all right But it sounds good sonically It's just that is this is just silly You know my favorite I just want them to change their Their fucking their dialect

I want them to enunciate like Americans I want the I don't want to hear that fucking I want them to change their I want them to speak like us Yeah, and then you Because here's the thing Here's the thing I was just listening to

One of my favorite bands Is called volumes And the former One of the former Singers, Gus is all urban and shit And so he got He likes rapping and stuff like that

And then they had this fucking guy They're called There's a stupid group Called a suicide boys They're like It's all white boys Yeah I hate them so much

And there's a guy named Puyah That featured On one of their tracks and here's the thing Puyah is as wide as it gets but his cadence the way that he sounds like he's like from the south

he's like he has like a as people called the the black scent and the reason why he does that and why so many other people do it is because it's hip hop sounds weird without it it really does if you're not hit if you're not hitting like

there's certain things because you're not going to say hitting right you're not going to say hitting like say hitting like say if you're rapping. There's going to be, there's certain ways that you want to say things because it flows better. It sounds better. And that you rhyme better. Yeah. And it is it just, it just has like, it's weird hearing hip hop without it. Now it works to a certain extent, but it's like, imagine if Eminem didn't grow up where he grew up. Then all of a sudden he doesn't have a black

sample. Eminem has, Eminem has a very unique case. No, I don't know. He has a very unique cadence, though. He talks like he's from the hood, but he has a good cadence. That's the whole fucking point. The black isn't Like a black person Eminem doesn't sound like a black person Eminem sounds like Eminem No see you miss Understand he sounds

This is exactly how people Like if you look If you listen to white people That grew up in the South They speak the same way Except for There's difference in tone and shit Because of who they grew up with

Who they are and all that type of shit But is the way that they pronounce words Is this fucking same Okay I think I'm certainly That's where that's where black Americans We're speaking after The whole quote one, three.

The whole blackson came from that, from, you know, from the south anyway. And then the black people started spreading out everywhere. And then shit started getting mixed and everything. Can you imagine? But I'm just saying. Can you imagine? All right, for real. Can you imagine?

One of my favorite genres of music is, like, those really cringe, um, was those, like, those Indian emo songs. Have you ever heard, like, uh, there's this kid. I can't remember what is. I think he's like, his name is Danny D or something. And he's like, goodbye to the people who hated on me. Goodbye to the people who loved me. Do you ever see that video?

No. Everybody in the fucking, everybody in the comments, look this video up right now. I don't remember what it's called. Let me look at a whole that. I had a good conversation writing. You ruined it.

Goodbye to the people. No, because I was thinking about, like, yeah, his name is Danny, but the A is a four. So it's D4NNY. I know who that is. I actually know who that is.

And the song is called goodbye. And the thing about what's amazing to be about this is like, imagine this accent in like country music and how fucking off it would sound. Like I feel like that's kind of what you're talking about where it's like hip hop in British just sounds weird because it's just not. Just like country would sound weird if it wasn't in like a twang or something. Exactly. That's exactly. the point that I'm just trying to make like if we don't talk like if you don't sing like this then it's not you know what I mean you got to do if it if it don't sound like that if if you listen to country music

without a twang it sounds almost like hip-hop sometimes and it's disgusting actually it's really scary because it's like what the hell we should write you know we should do we should write a country song oh easy I got in my sleep I got my sleep I'm just gonna like just talk about beating women though that's all no no no you have one verse about that. There's one verse about beating women. There's one verse about being extremely racist. I got that one. That's me easy. And then Chris, you can do the one to talk about loving your tractor.

Yeah. Easy, easy, easy paper. Cold beer on a couch. Yeah, it's like all these tropes. Easy. A gun in my daughter's mouth. We could knock that. We could knock that shit out of the park, bro.

We totally could. Listen here. I'm from the south. I don't know why. Every woman. Shut your mouth. I don't lie blacks in my vicinity. All right. Excuse me, sir.

You got to leave the premises. I can't believe. No, I swear I'm not racist. I can't believe Barack Obama won the presidency. It's like 10 years. It's over 10 years later. He's still vaxed. He's still vexed.

January 6. You got, we got, oh, that's, that's, that's, this is going to, be fun. I'm excited, actually. That's a good idea. So, okay, so should we should we find royalty-free country shit? Absolutely. And then we'll write a track of race. Easy, bro. We'll just do what we did.

We'll find some random country song, maybe like a Darrow Worley 9-11 song. He's got like a million of us. And then we'll just make him. Dude, I used to hear that shit. How would you feel about, um, so

um, George Strait has a great song. And I called All My Exes Live in Texas. Fire song, though. I feel like that would be a great song to fucking just change all the lyrics and just make it just. You know what I've always wanted to do? I had it mostly written out. But do you remember that song that not Scott Stap?

It was the singer of Stained, the lead singer of Stained when he made that Trump song. Oh, I forgot about that shit. God damn. I wrote a parody version of it. And I meant to put it in a video, but I couldn't get it out. out in time. And it's, it's pretty good, and I've been meaning to do it. But, uh, do it, man.

But it's like, it's, it's so hard to find an instrumental of that song because no one liked it. Like, no one liked it enough to even go through the effort to run it through, like, a music program to filter out the voice or like even just, you know, like, it's, it's all, it's, I don't know. I have to, I have to learn how to play it. So that's, that's really what put me off. I was like, ah, it's going to take too long.

And then I got a master. It's going to be a whole fucking ordeal. But that song is hilarious. Even just by itself, like, without being, like, rewritten for parody. It's a terrible song. I forgot about that shit. Yeah, of course he did.

But, because it's very, like, it's weird. It's like memorably unmemorable to me. That's hilarious. By the way, guys, I just wanted, because you mentioned some Indian or you mentioned something a little bit of Indian emo. I want you guys,

I want the audience and you guys, too, to look up a song called, black nigger by Lil Blackout and I say black nigger but he doesn't say nigger in the song it's just it's just called that it's it no no no he says the hard R and like he says I'm a black hard R

it's I'm excited I'm excited it's um it's pretty it's pretty legendary I'm just gonna put it that what's the time stamp the time stamp okay let me see if I Because, okay. So he has... Here's the problem.

The first thing that might pop up is a version of him. It's just literally all... Everything's taking out except for him saying the hook. Okay. Before... His name is a little blackout. A little blackout. But listen, I looked at this video.

It's a re-upload, but I'm looking... You know how YouTube has the... If you hover over the timeline, you can see... Oh, you can see the most... You can see the most views. So this is... Inexplicably, the start of the video has the least watch time. Literally not possible.

Literally impossible. And then it just continuously goes up, which means the very end of the video has the most watch time, which means more people somehow clicked on this video and ended up at the end. This has to be wrong. Oh, man, did they take down the original? I think they might have. On account he said the hard off. for no reason. So far, the only thing

that I see is the... Yeah, he's dropping a hard R. I think he's Indian. He doesn't know, I think. Oh, no, he definitely knows. Oh, okay. Because the song is also called Black Nigger. He named it himself. He knows he's saying the hard R, even though he calls it Black Nigger. That's what

it's so bizarre. He's almost black. That's why he does. He's why he can upload it in the first place. What if he... He's so close. What if he, in good faith, wrote the full, the full title of the song, but like, no, no, um, No platform. It's like one of those like protective things where it's like you can't type that.

And he's like, oh, weird. I guess I'll write an A. I guess I'll just. And he just genuinely doesn't know he's doing anything wrong. That is, that is, that is very optimistic of you. I like that. Can we please? I like that.

He does it do. He doesn't, he doesn't, he has no ill intent. He, like, it's like the idea is, me and my roommates and all my friends keep making fun of the idea of a guy that he doesn't understand. racial slurs, but he likes the reaction he gets when he says them. He doesn't know what any of the words means. He doesn't understand that it's terribly prejudiced. He just likes how mad other people gets when he says it.

So he says them a lot. I love the idea of that guy of that guy who plays D&D and he's like a really, really progressive guy and he really, he really has no ill will in his heart at all. But every time he plays D&D, he plays a very racist figure. and he really commits to it. And then the game breaks. And then the game breaks and he's back to normal. I love that fucking premise.

Like he, like his physiology is different. Like he looks different. And then as soon as it ends, he's like, all right, guys, that was super dope. Wasn't everybody's like, John, please chill out with the elf racism, man, a little bit. He's like, dude, I'm just trying to play the character, man. That's it. Yeah, I'm just, I'm just really. I can grab dinner tonight.

So, um, dinner's on me. Yeah, yeah. So before we move into questions, we... I'm a black knit. Is that what the song? I haven't listened to the song because I wanted to hear you guys. Yeah, that's cool. I wish I would love to, but like, the only thing that's online is a guy reacting to it.

And then just literally, it's silence and then only that. He basically played into the meme, right? Like, it's silence and it only says that part. So how many questions? What do we go? We got about 20 minutes left. This is going to have to be a shorter episode because, I mean, we usually talk before and we, before the show and we usually kind of, we usually kind of vent about how much we dislike you guys specifically. Usually every time.

Yeah, yeah. Specifically, I remember, I remember Derek can back me up on this when, before we all joined the call. We were both in here and then Sweeney came in and he was like, I really, I really specifically can't stand Riley, delete i love fovie sliders roy summerland little comrag uh obi wantchabloomy crispy fajita michael uh and every other patron that we have i was i was really upset guys like i don't really mean it but part of me like you know whenever you say some like drunk man tell no lies like there's some truth to it but it's not like hey it's it's like loathness on that loathfulness like i just loathes you guys yeah yeah yeah yeah basically you're really drunk and just venting i get it man i know

so we're not going to be your questions because we don't respect you uh uh Thanks for money though Bye Bye bye guys Give me more Give us more money in fact Assholes Bye guys

Goodbye goodbye Bye guys Bye guys And then and then Be quiet for a little bit All right now that they're gone Now that the stupid audience is gone Let's get to these questions

Thanks guys for sticking around You guys are the real ones You guys are cool Go to these locations Go to this location Don't show up on the screen Everybody Everybody who

Everybody who left before this Piece of shit probably a pedophile, honestly, if we're from being... I think so. I think so. Statistically, statistically, at least... Statistically, at least one of you is a problem.

But we're not going to think about that right now. Roy Summerland wrote it. He says, hello handsome... That's pretty fucked up. Roy Summerland. Hello, handsome troglodytes. I find New Year's resolutions kind of... I'm just given statistics.

I find New Year's resolutions kind of lame. I think if we're... all made five tangible goals at the top of the top of the year we'd all have a better shot of actually getting them done you don't have to list all five however what specific goals do you want to accomplish in the new year uh curious about sween in particular so you got to go first not being gay impossible i can't do that one but um i want to i want to upload at least uh at least two videos a month that's when i really want to i've already started taking more care of my health eating better, walking more,

just getting active a little more than usual. But I want to do my... Have you been doing the bloodletting that we've been telling you to do? No, I'm not doing bloodletting. They came into my house and they were like, we're going to do some bloodletting tomorrow. And I was like, guys, I'll come out, but I'm not doing no bloodletting.

You guys can do that on your own year old. You should really bloodlet. I'm not going to do that. But yeah, and then I just, I want to be... My thing is this is going to sound really, really stupid. But I feel like my time in the internet

I've spent so much time talking about things. things I don't like other than creating things I do like. So my focus is going to be doing that more. It's starting to partaking in things I like more than things I dislike. I don't sound super stupid, but that's my biggest focus. So those are like my things. That's the shit I don't like. Yeah.

That's good. I think, uh, I think for me, I, I want to plant a gun on someone's person and get them in trouble for it. At least once. Like in fucking Atlanta? I just, I just, I've always wanted to do that. Ever since I was a kid, ever since I was a kid, I've always, like, dreamed about this. Like, I've always just, like, it'd be so fun to just put an innocent person in jail.

And I just haven't been able to do it. Like, and I think largely, and I think largely because I've just, like, it's, it might just be, like, mental health stuff where I'm just like, I'm too, like, I'm just too kind of, like, preoccupied with my own shit or, like, in my own head. And I'm just like, I don't, uh, I don't just put myself out there and let. and and put innocent people in jail. What kind of fucking backwater demon are you, bro? I just want to plant a gun on someone else and get them put in jail. Who the fuck? But then,

but then he works on getting them out. I've dreamed about this ever since, like, October 15th, uh, 2004. Like, every,

I have wet dreams about doing that to be, I have wet dreams. That was my first, that was my first wet dream. That was my first, dream was like I got somebody put in jail. I got an innocent person put in jail and then I woke up lathered in my own semen. It was horrifying.

You were like, whoa, that was intense. No, but seriously, in all seriousness, I think I just, I want to, in all seriousness, I want to get back to making proper fucking videos with like camera people and, and show. I think I'm going to streamline a lot of stuff that I do this year. I'm going to cut down on, I do too much, I think. I'm stretched too thin. What do you do at this point? What do you do? What do you do?

I do like, the fuck do you do? I do like nine podcasts a week it feels like. But, uh, yeah, that's probably it. Technically you do because, uh, a sacred semen is like, how many hours per week? That's like 14 or something. You guys, like 14 hours? It's a stupid, it's a, it's an insane amount. You guys start.

You guys are the entire days of a rate, an entire radio show day. Like, you know how like minus the commercials? You're like as much as a radio show does through. throughout 24 hours. You guys fucking just, you guys go the distance. It's crazy. I respect it,

it's admirable. It's quality content, yeah, Colin, Colin is a, is a workhorse. It's, it's nuts,

but, uh, I might see if I can cut down a little bit. I gotta be like, yo. I might see if I get changed some of the stuff. Hey, man, can we shake, can we shave off like an hour?

And he's like, what you fucking talk about? The fuck, yeah. There's so much to talk about. There's so much to talk about. I was actually thinking about adding six more hours. We've talked about that.

We love you, Colleen, right? That's so funny. Dude, Chris, you're going to get to a point where you guys do daily shows. Dude, yeah, probably. In a 24-hour news cycle of sacred. No, I think, just generally, just that, in addition to this, in addition to, like, everything else, just like, I'm trying to, like, focus on just the podcast and just videos and everything else, which is, like, kind of extraneous.

You guys don't see everything else anyway. But trying to cut down on that shit. Right. But yeah. Do what I do, bro. Do what I do, man. Nothing? Upload one video.

Upload one video every two years and then act like you're really stressed about the video you're uploading. And you'll be perfectly by. You didn't even fucking do a terrible job promoting your video. Bro, I had to like. I thought I did a pretty decent job. Hell no. You didn't even say anything on the fucking podcast. I did.

No, you didn't. You did not so. said something like nonchalant like why not be like hey guys this is my fucking debut like go here and then i don't need that yo i don't need that shit bro i don't need that shit bro i don't need that shit i'm a bloop on the algorithm bro i'm like who's the algorithm work bro my next video is what you call is about d and d and if that video doesn't do at least these numbers I'm doing something radical. You should do a video where you play a D&D game

and then you play a normal D&D game. It's like a nine-hour campaign and then you record it all. And then you go like, hey guys, this is a video about D&D. This is how many four skins I was able to steal during my D&D campaign today. This one campaign, you know?

Yeah, just one campaign. And just try and just try and take as many four skins as you can. Just scraping them off the enemies after you kill them. They're like, hey, what do you want to do with the body? I want to take the for skin off it. It's like, uh, roll a slide of hands. Roll a dexterity check.

Critical 20. Dude, I played, when I was home, when I was home for the holidays, I played this like weird Goonies, D&D game or something. Like, it was some weird, like, I had to escape the cave because the fucking Fadarelli's or whatever are chasing you. I've never seen this movie. I don't know. But never, never, of course you've never seen Goonies.

No, no. I've seen, I've seen the. I've seen the scene with the retarded man in the, in the basement watching Ellen or something. Oh, yeah. I don't know what he sounds. That's really what he sounds like that. Hey, you guys. Hey, you guys.

Baby Bruce. Bro, when I saw that scene, when I saw that scene, when I was a little kid, I laughed so fucking hard that I peed myself, dude. I laughed until I wet my pants, dude. And my grandmother was like, you're not laughing for the right reasons. She said that. You're not laughing for the right reason, I'm pretty sure. That's the difference between, that's the difference between me and you. You see, I haven't watched that movie because I'm progressive.

You see, I'm a real. I don't approve of the depiction of what's his name, Yogi? What's his fucking name? Stuart? Sloth. Sloth. Stuart? I don't know.

I don't know. I haven't seen this movie. You think somebody named Stuart looks like that? You think a person named Stewart looks like him? I saw like the John... Like my 80s movies were like the John Hughes movies and then like, like, gremlins and shit like that. For some reason, Doonies always passed by because I think I saw a picture of that fucking creepy fucking... I saw a picture of sloth and I was like, I don't want to see that movie.

I think I've made a conscious ever to avoid it. He looked scary. He looks scary. He genuinely freaked me out. But, uh, all right, let's move on, I guess. Uh, I love FOB sliders. Uh, you guys. Sweeney really dislikes you in particular.

Uh, hi, Sartanx. Uh, this year looks like it will be absolutely stacked in terms of games. What are you most looking forward to? It is a stacked fucking year. I'm, honestly, I'm kind of dreading it for sacred's sake, because I'm going to have to, like, it's, there's so fucking, it's a stupid amount. video games I was going over this on stream recently

video games 2020 even though I'm playing like the thing is like I tell myself I'm gonna play all these games and then I just I go home and then I play the entirety of Gears of War II on stream hell yeah and then that's the game

Dom I'm wet your fucking slut wife we found her he blows her head off immediately he says we found her while Dom's making us over her he blows her head off we found your slut wife in this giant

worm this giant worm this giant dude it's so funny because Marcus is dead quiet during that scene like when

he was just like we're gonna have to blow her fucking head on dumb down can I be kidding this bitch I'm gonna be real with you I was streaming I was streaming the game

and we got to we got to that scene and that scene is very sad still to this day it's fucking It is really like... It's really uncomfortable. It's like, ooh.

Like, I expected it to be like, okay, this is an old game, so it's not going to hit as hard because it's like kind of like aged a little bit, but it's like, no, man. That shit is still wildly raw. Like, it's really good, actually. But, um... And then fucking, fucking Marcus just chainsawser.

No, Mark, Mark is this pork mose the bitch. I got you, Dom. I'm sorry, Dom. She was fucking dead already. I just completely dismisses the situation and thinks I should just change saw this bitch. No, Maria. What the fuck, Marcus? I at least wanted some pussy first.

I was a little bit fucker first. I wanted, I tried to save you. Marcus, I don't know what to do, man. I don't know what to do. And then Marcus goes like, step aside. I was at least going to fuck her, fool. And he just fucking, don't worry, Dom. And hammer bursts her fucking head off.

You're like, what the shit? He uses a hammer burst. He just mails her head off her body. He uses not even the good automatic. Use the fucking hammer. The hammer burst is better than the freaking, what you call? It's better than the chainsaw gun. No, it's not.

The hammer is terrible. No, the hammers is dope, bro. For headshots? It doesn't more headshot damage. It's good for headshots. Yeah, but it doesn't have a chainside at the end of it. It's a better gun. It's not a better melee weapon.

What if Marcus, what if Marcus? What if Marcus? What if Marcus, what if Marcus torqueboat her? Bink! Wild Dom's hugging her. She blows up and he was like, huh? Bam.

Get the hammer of Don. It just fucking lights the whole place. It just fucking lights the whole place. It's like. He just destroyed the whole place. He's a zonbified bitch. We hammered of tons, Maria. Blows up the whole entire venue, bro.

And everybody's like, what the fuck, Marcus? What are you doing? We're fucking right here. I don't care. She needs to die. And then he just, he destroys the worm in the entire thing. And then the game's over. There is no three.

There's no four or five because everyone died. That would have been a. better. That would have been a way better ending, actually. He killed everybody. He killed everyone in the games just over. I mean. I've always wanted to make something like that. Anyway,

like you, everyone's so shocked. They're like, wait, that's it. It's actually it. It's over. When you weren't expecting it,

it's over. Huh? Oh, man. Like a fucking Sopranos ending but of video games like that. We're just like, yeah,

you kind of just piss everybody off. But then at, you know, and at, a retrospective people were like, that was really fucking cool. Nobody's done shit like that before. No one's ever done that, but also the same time, it's like, those characters were in the middle of their arcs, but like,

whatever. Let's get fired at their dog. Anyway, what was the question? Anyway, I guess I'm pretty excited for Pikmin. Oh, right. Oh, really? What comes out this year? So we got Baldur's Gay 3. That's why I care about mostly.

Okay, so it's fucking Zelda. Zelda, Diablo 4, Final Fantasy 16, fucking Street Fighter 6, obviously, fucking Tekken 8, Atomic Cart. There's a bunch of shit, honestly. I don't even know what... Tech and 8 got me so excited, bro.

I'm so excited for that game. Yeah. Looks so good. This is the first year... This is the first year in a while where I feel like I'm gonna actually buy and play both of the fighting games. Like, it's been years.

The last fighting game I really, really bought... Well, the last fighting game I bought was Tekken 7, but the last new one that I bought was fucking fighters in like 2019 or something. So... Good. game. But these look great.

So I don't know what my most... Probably like, I don't know, something like... It's between Zelda, Starfield, and and fucking I don't know. Resident Evil 4. Oh my God, Resident Evil 4 has me so excited. I wasn't really that excited

until that fucking stupid-ass trailer where, like, he tries to chains on him and he blocks it with the nice. It's like animantium, dude. And I'm like, excuse me, what? It's going to be a perfect kind of ridiculous. All right.

There's like some T virus in that fucking knife. It's a nice. It's a big of a goddamn sense. They infected the knife with the virus to make it stronger. Now, you know what it is? That, oh yeah, it was a knife, right? Was it a knife or a gun? No, it was a knife.

It was just a knife. Oh, I remember being a gun for some of them. I'm excited. I'm excited for the knife fight at the end. What are they going to do with that? Probably, it's probably going to be outrageous. Like, it's gonna be fucking wild Because, like, that was

Probably one of my favorite parts of the game Just because how stupid it is It's like, you're just having a knife fight with this asshole And at the end of the game, after all this shit You kill the fucking giant crocodile In a fucking like moat and all this shit At that day, knife fight Make him have a knife fight

Eaten by that fucking thing Just standing by the deck for too long You can? Yes, that happened to me Like probably like the first fucking time I was just standing by the dock And it just fucking smacks me. And I was like, yo, this game is awesome.

It just happens. I love Reservoir's sick. I cannot wait for the new one. It looks like it added. It looks like it took from the original and from like the two remakes. It's like, we're just going to make this as fun as it possibly could be. It looks like exactly what it needs to be. I'm excited.

Anyway, let's try and run through these real quick because we got a limited time. Yeah, let's do it. Riley Delete Rodings is, hey there, Derek Sweeney and Chris. Hello from Japan. What's up, man? I'm curious. Hell yeah, dude. Konichua, my boy. What, is what, what's the, yeah, anyhow.

I'm curious, what's the worst possible advertisement or slogan you could make, you could each make for the snark tank. For example, the snark tank, we do our business in your ears. Good luck, guys. A slogan. What's a slogan for our show? I don't know. Nigger. Just the word.

Just niggins. bright lights. Nigger. I'd love to put one of those in the background here. Yeah. No, but it's a Sega font. I would love that in neon lights. Holy shit.

I never even thought about that. That'd be fire, bro. You know, I've been meeting to. A guy made art for me saying, hey, will you sell this as merch if I make an updated nigger? Because, you know, you see the classic one. Someone made it a long time with the fine, and then it just looks like shit.

So a guy made an updated version for me And I said I was going to sell it But then I was like Nah man I was like I can't I can't do that But what I think I will do Is make a limited edition

So a handful of people can have it And uh because I like that a lot That's fire bro Let's work with Sega And I like that snark tank Niga I like that a lot actually Yeah I don't know

I don't know what our slogan would be I feel like uh I don't know at all The snark tank To dank the Spank It should be the snark tank podcast I'm squirting And that's it

Oh my god, it'd be a snark tank podcast But it would have it would be it would be named It would be named Marcus And it would be squirting like out of the The hole of the tank Out of the fucking barrel Is this squirt coming out of it Ew like the merch of Marcus

Just squirting all over Squirting all over our our logo or like fucking the name No we should do you know we should do we should Somebody should They should draw Marcus Phoenix's face Where the brain in the tank is And it's like looking at the side

And it's Marcus's body in the shape of a tank And then his penis is the is the gun And then there's a squirt coming out That sounds fucking perfect bro Anyway Little comrag That's really cool That's really cool

Yeah do that someone do that for free A little comrag Hey there you caval of Cretans. I've been asking questions in every thread for about, for about a year, and I haven't had my questions read. I'm convinced y'all aren't seeing my questions. Well, I haven't seen them. Listen, I'm not going to say anything. Okay. So, for my sanity, please read my question this month. Just so I know, I'm not just screaming into the void. All right, well, little comrag, we got you. You got you. You got you. Guys have talked about, you guys, you guys have talked about going to the

gym on the podcast a handful of times, and I was curious, what's your guys's favorite exercise S slash lift. Um, I like lifting guys butts. That's all. Open lifting them open and it. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I'm just fucking eating. Just tearing in them. It kind of, it really does good on the delts because when you're, when you're pulling apart and you're kind of diving in, you can kind of feel it in the dealt region. It's pretty good.

I like, I like eating man's ass. I like, I like eating men's assholes. I like eating men's assholes. Um, I like, I like,

real question. I like, um, I like prying my urethrope and like, like, like, real far. so I can fit a dumbbell in there and then like trying to shoot it out real hard and see how far I can get it.

That's so disgusting. So here's a real answer. Real, real, real answer. I like, I actually like doing the cables. I like cables a lot. So what I'll do is lap pull downs and then also do a tricep extension so it's over your head and you do extensions. and then, because you can pretty much get most of the main shit, you can also just do the extensions up so then you can get your biceps.

So there's a lot of, like, cool things that you can do with just the cable, like, wherever a lot of people like to occupy them and just do like single shit or whatever. But I like putting on the rope and then I do like extensions. I also pull downs. I do a lot of shit like that. Wow. For me, it would probably be what you call. Obviously, like, like, like press is a very good thing to do.

You know, it gets my, it gets my lower body feeling nice. and right. Obviously, I get some good squats. You know, get your, get your whole lower area into the body, into the movement. Simple dumbbell curls always dope, you know. Get your arm and then what you call it, then, you know, the extensions for your, your tricep.

And obviously, jumping rope. I love jumping rope. I'm very fat now and it hurts, but jumping rope is always one of my favorite exercises in general, other than like jogging, but... Just fucking, I would start on the Stairmaster for now, man. That's... Yeah. Because my knee's so fuck, so I like Stairmaster.

Well, you know, say, Chris? Yeah. No, so my real answer is, um, I like to pry my urethrope and, like, real far. Yeah. And then, you're such a fucking minge, bro. You should, you should, uh, demonstrate that on OnlyFans. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really, I've taken a, I've taken a break a little bit because I've been on vacation,

so it's, it's sealed up again, so I have to wait a while. Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, by the way, that I didn't even say, uh, what the, that resolution shit. It actually has to do with that. I said only fans. Mine is to actually June get in phenomenal shape and then fucking I'm going to pull a Markiplier. Obviously I'm not going to pull Markiplier numbers,

but I'm going to start a real Only fans in June. Look out. Yeah. Look out for that shit, bro. I'm probably my urether open too. Like, whatever you got to do. I'm going to steal your fucking swag.

I'm going to copy your fucking flow. And I'm going to steal it. I'm going to pull my pussy open for everybody. Hey, man, no worries. All right. That's going to be it for us today. We're going to, we have a little.

a little bit of a time constraint. So I actually... Do we know what we're doing for the extra yet? Oh, no, we didn't. Not yet. I was going to figure it out tonight and then have it by this. What you call it? If you're going to make another song,

can you make another song, I guess? No, no, no. Let's not do it two songs in a row. I'd prefer to have like... If we do a song, I'd prefer it not to be like two in a row. You know what I mean? Once a month, we drop some fucking five-fire. Maybe, maybe.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe. If inspiration strikes. that often. But yeah, I just want to make sure, so we were out. So this episode's like slightly late because of, you know, holiday shit. Everybody's kind of getting back at like

awkward times. And just general kind of workflow is a little bit weird. But we'll still get these episodes out. Fret not. There will be an extra episode waiting for all you patrons, you lovely ladies.

And, man, I guess maybe. So what the fuck? Where's whatever? I don't care about men, actually. I'm a feminist. I don't care about men. I don't care about men.

I don't care about men unless I'm fucking them. All right. Like the famous Mike Tyson once said, I don't talk to him unless I fornicate with them first. Did you know the famous hip-hop group, the hot boys, is notoriously gay and only had sex with hot boys? They, bro.

It's not. All right. Yeah, bro. I bet they're going to read our relationships too. I'm going to read our patrons now. So, so, our $25 patrons. These are all $25. 3, 2, 1.

What do you say? Go. What? 3 to Maria. Wait, why are you counting down? To read. This isn't a fucking SpaceX launch. Okay.

Fucking weird. You're going to read? It's your boy. I know she's sodden ass. But I can still have sex with her to Marcus. Go ahead. She, she,

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