The Snark Tank - #140: Honey, I Shrunk Alien Ant Farm

Episode Date: January 16, 2023

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So before we were Yeah before we were While we were gathered in the in the Pre-Recording studio We were talking about what we were going to do today We were talking about word up by corn And corn in general And you brought up alien ant farm

And for some reason Well you said Do you know what the guy Do you know what that guy did And I don't know I'm not privy to this I don't know how recent this is So

what was that? Because I'm curious. No, you were right. He raped an aunt? He raped an aunt. Yeah. I don't think that's... He finally... He figured it out. He went to...

He went to... Fuck, what was that guy's name in Honey I Shrunk the Kids? He went to that guy. So this is the whole thing. This is the real story. This is what actually happened. So the Alien Farm singer went to... What is the actor's name in Honey I Shrunk the Kids? main guy,

the Ghostbusters guy. Rick Moranus. Thank you. So he went to him, and then he, at gun points, I need you to shrink my penis so I can rape an ant.

And Rick Moranis was like, yo, I, that was a movie. But the thing is, he held them up, he held them up long enough to where he actually made

a shrink fucking machine. Oh, shut the, he made a shrink machine. That is a little bit. ridiculous things. That is one of the most... Wait, time out, time. Before we continue, we'll continue.

That is one of the most absolutely ridiculous things ever hurt him out. This motherfucker said I need you to shrink my dick until I can fucking end. And some guy retorts with a gun to his face.

Yo, that was a movie, dude. Dude, that's a film. That's like, who can, no one can do that. I'm not it, man. Then he fucking, he fucking, you know, cocked the gun. He did it out of sheer, out of sheer fear,

he was able to break quantum physics. He was able to make it. I like the idea of someone roughing of Rick Moranis for some reason. Like someone like violently shoving him. He does see, he does someone that needs to be violent shoved. That actually literally happened. He got assaulted in New York for no reason.

It's crazy. Everyone was like, why would you like assault Rick Moranis? Like, of all of the. non-assaltable person. Like, like, of all of the famous, like, white actors from back then, I feel like he's, like, one of the least troublesome. Like, he's not, he's not like a, you know, he's, he's not like, um, I don't know,

James Woods or like any, you know what I mean? Or Kevin Sorbo. He's not like one of these people who's out there being like a fucking psycho. Even Kevin's. Yeah, just wilding out and just saying the dumbest shit. Kevin's, well, he, Kevin Sorbo's not like, he's not going out and raping people on the street or anything, but he's like, I mean, Chris, obviously. They're just wild and villainous.

He's just ultra chud. You know, he figured out what, who else did that? Who, uh, who's the one that's in all the Adam Sandler movies? Rob Schneider. Rob Schneider figured it out to stay, yeah, do stay relevant? They figured out to be mega fucking chuds. And then, you know, it's like, you know, Andrew Tate's fan. All you got to do is just be an asshole and you'll get a huge fucking audience.

They figured it out. Yeah, Kevin Sorbo figured it out. He's one of my heroes from growing up. Well, see, that's what sucks. Like, I grew up with this shows. Like, my mom was. such a huge fan of Zena. I watched Hercules, which was all right, with his gay,

best friend Yolus. Yolus was, him and Yolus weren't gay, bro. They were just really close friends. Obviously gay. They were not gay, bro. Dude, he was obviously a power bottom. Yolus, that's like so fucking obvious. Go back and watch the show. Wait, wait, wait, wait. And you'll...

I am still no closer to understanding what this alien ant farm guy actually... You want to know what's going on? I do want to know what he did. Okay, okay, what he actually did. The funny thing it actually does involve a penis. so he was performing. He was performing on stage. And then he was like Annie, are you okay and shit?

And then like a guy was, you know how people reach out and stuff like when they get close to the stage to where the crowd is. And so a guy reached out and then, you know, it gave him a little bit of damp. And then he pulled his hand to his penis. So he got assaulted? And then so the alien ad farm guy, you know, the alien outfarm singer assaulted a guy. Right, because he pulled his hand on his penis. And then fucking, he got arrested. Somebody was offended enough to press charges.

That's fucking crazy. It's just like, because like, look, it's true. It is a cry. Pulled the guy's hand to his dick. There's video footage of him. Yeah, because he just gave him dab, you know, like, you know, you handshake. So you just grab somebody's hand in the crowd. It's such a normal thing to do.

But he pulled his hand to his crotch and made him touch his dick, essentially. You know what? That's what you get. That's what you get from being front row at a fucking, like, that's what you get for being front row. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck. You said that's what you get for the sitting in front row.

That's all the jokes to be assaulted. All the jokes were just like, oh, guess he's not a smooth criminal after all. Yeah. Oh, my God. I thought it was going to be some kind of. of wild I thought it was gonna be some wild like Andrew Callahan

type stuff where like the alien farm singer was it was grooming a bunch of ants in different country in different states it was gonna be like a whole fucking situation just said that he's grooming ants

oh my lord he's sticking his dick at ant farms and just busts violently in him he covers his he covers his uh he covers his he covers his penis and honey or like sugar water

and they just dips it in an ant farm and they just start coming from every which direction to get some of his dick bro and he's such a narcissist that he just has smooth criminal on repeat as he's doing it to it

his version everyone his version everyone loves this song the ants will love it too everyone loves this version more than the original everyone

as he fucks an ant farm the fucking police raid his house and it's just filled with ant farms and just come everywhere. That's all he just, every time he bust,

he never cleans up. It's filled with ant farms and come. Oh my God. There's one half and a half boy. What is happening? And that's why, and like I said, true story, that's why he went to Rick Moranish and held him at gunpoint.

Right. Well, speaking of Andrew Callahan, that is the, that is the most recent thing that said. I would say the biggest thing, in my opinion, Like there's some other stuff that's happened that's kind of big, but like I think this is the biggest because Andrew Gellan, obviously, from all gas, no breaks, which I guess was a little bit more literal than, you know, than we thought it was. I've been thinking about, I was like, should I tweet that out? But I was like, all rape, no breaks.

What is wrong with you? I decided not to tweet out. What is wrong with you? How are you all you even saying on that? All yes, no notes. I was sitting on it last night. All yes, no, no, no. I think, so anyway, so obviously, obviously this guy, this guy big on, on YouTube, he's done a lot of viral, like, man on the street content, usually.

A long time ago was like party content, but recently it's kind of gone into politics, basically, like, going to, like, Trump rallies and QAnon rallies and just interviewing Antifa and all these. They're actually, like, really great videos. And he just had, uh, hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. check out the best of a moment we did presented by eBay. Music has always been one of my teachers. There was a vinyl record I used to play during a quiet, very formative season of my life. Late nights, no distractions,

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Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury. law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. He just had a movie, like a doc on HBO, called This Place Rules, I think. And it's just, it's about, he just goes around and interviews people at and around the Capitol riot, basically. And it's fucking, you know, it's a good documentary, to be fair. To be completely honest, it's pretty fucking good.

There's like a lot of really good shit in there. I mean, literally. Roman Polanski made some good shit. Yeah, exactly. I guess it's a very similar situation, you know? That's what happened. To a lesser extent, but... No, I mean, that's what...

It's like a scale of 1 to 10? No, it is a very... It's very much, like, I mean, Cosby was a pretty, pretty, fucking famous comedian. He was, it is actually staggering to me how many of my favorite comedians adored Bill Cosby.

Because I, who did it adorable, because I, I never found his stand-up particularly good at all. Did you, have you ever actually watched, like,

like, in all fairness, it makes sense. We are not in our 60s, you know? Right, right. That is fair.

It is fair. We could have not seen as stand-ups. I've seen two of them, and that's because I was raised by my grandma. That is the only reason why I saw them. And they were just funny. They were just like family funny.

And then my son comes in and he does something loony. And I just got his day like, all right, son. They were fine. Whatever you say. Like that's like kind of comedy. It is. Yeah. It was, it is.

It's just one of those. I know, there's a lot of, there are some comedians who I like, but I don't like their stand up for some reason. Like, I don't know. Like, I like them as, like, if Larry David did stand up, I don't know if I would, like, it. Jerry Seinfeld's a great example. Like, I don't really like his stand-up really at all. But I like his writing. I like when he writes. I don't know how people can like his stand-up. I mean, there's a lot of basic people. There's a lot of basic people. There's a lot of basic people. It's a lot of

contemporary, you know, it's so like, it is very contemporary. It's the most, but it's so weird because, like, there's so many videos of him, like, talking to Tom Papa and, and, like, and videos of him talking to, like, other comedians, like, on their podcast. And he is funny. But for whatever reason, Like, he goes up there and he does that routine and I just, I don't, I don't, I don't get it. It's so confusing. Totally agree. There's a lot of, there's a lot of comedians like that. I think Jerry Seinfeld is funnier as the character of Jerry than he is as a comedian. So when you're talking to him, you might get the Jerry character instead of the comedian Jerry Seinfeld. And I think that's funnier.

What I mean is like him, him when he's being just himself on like podcasts and stuff and he's like riffing with other comedians. Like, that, there's a great, uh, I love that video of him, Chris Rock, Luis C.K. and Ricky Jervais. I think it's called like Talking Funny. It's like an hour long just video of them just like riffing with each other. And it's awesome. It's great. But, hey, we're getting off topic. The whole point is, uh, you know, uh, this guy made, this guy makes a lot of,

enjoy his content. Yeah. This guy makes a lot of good shit. But apparently he's also a, like a, like a, he's a sex deviant. He's a sex deviant. he's not necessarily like it's tiptoeing the line of sexual assault right

I mean because like the first woman that came out she did say like I want she said specifically that he did eventually get consent but that's the point

that he was so persistent like would not leave her alone until she finally was like fine hurry up and nut in me you know kind of a thing that is so crazy and then so can we just

Like, can we do a quick PSA here? You should never have to fight for consent. You know, like, this is like a very baseline. Just just a very baseline. It's so not worth that much, you know? No. I have, you have, even if it was worth it, bro. Even if it was worth it, it's just like, if it's not welcome.

My brain is, and this is a very simple concept, if she doesn't want it, I'm not into it. It's so fucking simple. Very simple. Very simple. There's also just a base level. Very simple drawing, you know. There's also just a base, just a base level of like, why would you put, like, there's like a self-preservation aspect that I don't fully understand.

Like, why would you do this to another person? Not only for what you're doing to that person, but also for your fucking sake. Like, why would you even open up the door in, in that way? It seems so fucking crazy. Like, I am so paranoid about this shit specifically because I, I remember I, I, I, I remember I brought on one of my first states ever out here in Los Angeles

I remember I went out with this girl we went to this bar we were drinking we were making out it was like a whole thing it was like there was no question about it that we were into each other and we were like down and she came back to my place and I was like

I'm not doing anything I'm not doing Jack because I am that like I am that tuned into the idea that like I don't want anything and I couldn't ask. Like, okay, I please. No, I'm not going to do that. So I just sat there silently and fell asleep. That's a little. That's a little. I wouldn't recommend doing that.

No. No, no, no. But this is also, hold on. I want to clarify. This is also, this is also my first actual sexual encounter as an adult living on my own outside of, like, college or something. So, like, I didn't know this person. We met that day. So I was like, is it really, is this really happening? Like, on the first, like, it can't be in the first date. It's not normal, right? Is that possible? And so I was like, I'm just, I'm not doing anything. We laughed about it later because it's like it's obvious that like it was like where obviously the night was going that way. But the idea that people will not have that enthusiastic lead up and then continue to press is fucking baffling to me. Come on. Come on.

It's a very, it's a very interesting. March, man. I said no I said no Oh my god We can't I don't want to hear this I do not want to hear Homer Simpson

Pressuring more than All right Get your dick out homie Hurry up Reveal like woohoo Jesus funny just immediately He fucking just immediately Grazes her nuts

Don't Passes out Fucking passes out Hard like someone slammed a bookshut Go Oh, how would Homer nut? I don't even know.

All right. He probably sounds like Bart when he's getting choked. Oh, Oh, come he, March. He sounds like Bart when he's getting choked. Exactly.

It's a, it's a, it's a, it goes, March, I'm coming. There it is. That's not like,

Mo. Was that, is that fucking Mo? It's supposed to be Marcus Phoenix, my voice is fucked. Anyway, so Andrew Callahan. Oh, okay. Andrew Callahan, uh, this is... That wasn't bad.

That wasn't bad. Yeah, it was fine. Andrew Callahan is, uh... So, at first it was one person who came forward, uh, with a story. And to be fair, it was a story that didn't even seem particularly, like, out of... Like, it, it wasn't like a wild out of, out of place story. It seemed like, all right, that seems pretty plausible. And, you know, there's, there's at least some kind of like, all right, well, he needs to respond to this.

and before any of that happened I saw that about an hour ago he admitted to it but I don't know what the statement actually is but there's been like a lot of other people and apparently he's like known for this he just like people

understand that this is that guy and there are people who like go around there are people who are sharing stories independently of like yeah he just sort of like he uses his RV and he like kind of crashes at people's places and then he just pesteres them for sex It's like a thing that everybody knew independently Which is crazy

Yeah The thing What really speaks to me is that You know at some point He's gonna apologize, blah blah blah But I just feel like it's horseshit Because he You talk about self-preservation

And You would think that you know this You're blowing up You know this is gonna catch up with you So what I'm assuming is He probably didn't think That what he actually probably thought Was he wasn't doing anything wrong

That's what I feel feel it. I feel like because to get to the point where you're this big, you have an HBO thing, you're blowing the fuck up. And then just like all these other fucking pieces of shit that have been caught, you know, like, Cos being on them, I feel like they don't think they did anything wrong. They're like, this is, yeah, this is what I do. Like, fucking, oh, they, or they like it. They, they, they, they, they, they didn't say anything. They didn't really protest, right? They just kind of were silent in misery and all that shit. And I feel like they twist it away. It's so disgusting. It's a disgusting set of conversation.

That's the only way that I can, that's the only way that I can, that's the only way that I can really... It's so easy to just not force yourself on people. Like, I've done it my whole life. You know, like, it's... Yeah, it's like, I'm just don't... I'm just chilling. I just don't take advantage of people and I've been fine.

Yeah, you just take advantage of people? That's pretty... I don't. I don't. I said I don't. We should edit that. We should edit... We should edit keywords.

I'll fight you both. I will assault you both next time I'd see you. Don't do that. My name's Tom Swin. I hate the gays. It's just another situation. Another situation like that. This is 2.0.

For years after worrying about that. It'd be like, listen. It's still legendary. It's still good. It'd be like my name is Kingston, J. Benson, and I do not. I love rape. And that's like a fucking really horrific.

Just the complete edit of me saying that. And it gets, it goes viral. Like, did you hear what he said? Did you hear what he said on that show? It goes viral. Dude, our podcast blows up.

The right hits me up with one of those looming messages. and you have to indulge. You have to become Andrew Tate 2.0. Excuse Mr. Jameson. I could offer you a lot of money if you start going down this pipeline. I would say yes for us, man. James and Tate.

James and Tate. Dude, go by Jameson Tate. It'll fucking pop off. It'll pop off. You get your aviators and for some reason you start having a shitty British accent. And I lose a ton of weight. I get really Jack.

I get a Bougat too. You get a Buckeye. Dude, I'm so, I'm so fucking on board. Like if you I'm saying if if my homies do it with me I will do it I can't do it by myself Would you grift actually would you genuinely grift It needs to be look it would have to be like this

We all go in knowing that we're doing this Specifically for money But we have no real actual ill intent I can't do it by myself It has to be a group effort to the point Where there's a bunch of people that know We're fucking grifting specifically Because we just want to live a comfortable life

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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maybe explaining it on the podcast like this they might be like oh that's hilarious they're infiltrating and pretending they're this

and they'll find entertaining and meanwhile the people you know we're signed with the um

preger you or or the wire or something they don't know that we're fucking around they don't know and then everybody else would think it's funny

I think that's the only you grift you got the power you got the power to grifting you uh I don't know like I would

what about in that context what about that context like say you almost launch a blueprint and let people know hey we're going to do this we couldn't let people know is the thing we'd have to we'd have to scrub or just hope that nobody finds these episodes like i think uh i think uh i think but see the right doesn't care though they don't they've been exposed by so many times have you seen don't have you seen don't i mean of don't Trump's old fucking speech before we're right you're right you're right we could we could probably be like now he's the most liberal motherfucker ever we could probably be like this is the actual say it to their

faces no we could we could we could be like actually us saying that on the show was actually to keep some to it was like it was like uh like double double double agent yeah it's to keep the right off our backs you know yeah yeah i let anyway dude i love that idea um i just bro i just want a buga i just want I just want a fucking Bougatai. Has our GoFundMe doing? That's it. Oh, yeah. Do you want me to actually make it a GoFundMe?

I'll do it. How many, Millie are we are doing? No, don't make it a GoFundMe. I'll do it. Like, I don't make it go fund me. I was like, whatever, dude. Don't make you go fulgai. Anyway, so, yeah, we'll see how this situation develops.

Apparently there's, I don't know, there's a conversation happening with age three, I think. Oh, yeah. I heard that he reached out to him and he's doing, I just, I hate this like, oh, he's not doing, like, he's having a mental breakdown. I, I hate this shit, because. because it's, I just, I almost feel like people who are shitty just don't, you can't give them that, I don't know, man, I don't know how I feel about that. There's a little conflict. There's a degree, it's, it's tricky, man. Like, I think the second that you start pressuring yourself onto what seems to be dozens of women, that's not a mental breakdown. You know, that's just, Just that's not

You don't get to get caught And then have a fucking middle breakdown man People do shitty shit right And then like Well very often they're not aware How shitty the things are doing is And then it hits them And they go through the highs and lows right

But you think he finally understands I don't know I don't I don't entirely believe I don't believe I don't believe I don't believe I often don't believe That you realize that quickly you know Like I know people that have been to jail for like genuinely terminating lives, you know?

And then years later, they grow older and they're like, oh, yeah, what I did was horrible. I did terrible, terrible things. And they better themselves. Like, people can better themselves. I'm not someone to shy away from that belief. It's rare. It's rare, but it exists. I think that's possible.

I just think there's a certain degree of like, what is acceptable to come back from. And I feel like these are the types of things that are just kind of... I don't know if you... I... I... He's a fucking rapist.

Look, look, look, look. His biggest problem is that he was a darling of the left, right? That's his biggest problem. Because you see that the left do hold people accountable, even when they're on their fucking team. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you see what's happening. All of them are disappointed.

They're like, all right, fuck, like, this is horrible and shit instead of just being like oh they're just attacking him because he's fucking this you know like i've not seen any arguments like that um the only the biggest problem what i've seen is that the first girl that came out she said that she had reached out to him multiple times to hold him accountable which means that he must have been ignoring her so he must know that what he did was wrong she's like what she did was wrong shut up on her so the crazy thing is if he would have like seven this shit behind the scenes, right?

And been like, I am profusely apologized if he actually gave a shit. But there's never get tangled by the scenes. Shit never get by the scenes, bro. What you mean, bro? There's always snitching, bro. What are you talking about?

I know, I know, I know. Look, there's just too many of these is the thing. There's just, there's so, it's more than just this one girl. This one girl was the first one that came forward. Right. But there's so many. How many are we talking about?

There's at least, I feel like there were at least seven. I've seen two videos. Two women. I've seen them in videos, but the rest I've just seen like text messages. Yeah, text messages. Like this one girl on TikTok, she was sharing like a bunch of stuff that she was just congregating with women. It didn't get as big as like Cosby or anything, but you know, he was stacking. Yeah. He was stacking. And he wasn't like putting them to sleep with drugs or anything. But it's, it's still like kind of one of those things where I don't. I guess, just like,

this is weird, man. It's strange because like I, Like, that is not, that is, that is not good at all, right? At all. This is not good, but like. Very enlightening. Yeah, it's not good, dude. It's not like the most evil. It's just like, it's, well, because he didn't outright just like, you know, like say drug or throw him on the bed and forcefully.

It wasn't, that's why it's not like just 100% people are just like, fuck this guy, kill him. I think that's why. I think that's the only reason why. But there is... Well, yeah, I mean, you want to kill rapist. But the amount of... The number... The thing is that right this, right?

My belief is that people need... That doesn't matter. People need to understand what they did wrong. Because if you understand what you did wrong, you'll punish yourself enough. I firmly believe that. You will be the punish of yourself.

I punish myself every time I masturbate. Oh, God. I understand... You still doing that, bro? You still that Christian? You still... I understand. Yeah, I flog myself.

Yeah. I understand what you're talking about. However, the number of, like the number of rapes that actually are like that. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. When I was living in Chicago, I took part in my first ever giant charity sale and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. They were items that marked huge moments in my life and in my career. And though I was ready to pass them along, I also wanted to make sure they were going to someone who would love them.

One of the things I loved the most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. It wound up being so much fun to see where each and every item was going, where it was going to be loved. And in passing items along like that, authenticity, really matters to the person who's getting them. That's why I love eBay's authenticity guarantee. They weren't just listing my items. They were verifying them, making sure something was genuinely from where it claimed to be, in this case, my closet. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who

you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like, like brutal, like almost like a fucking, like the fake scenario in everybody's head when they imagine it. It's very low. It's like most of them are kind of the way this is where it's it's kind of like. No, you're absolutely right. So I do sound kind of ignorant.

Yeah. So what I'm saying for. Yeah, that's right. I just definitely not good. That is the more real rapes. And that is very true. That is very true. It is definitely not good.

And I stand by that. Yeah. I don't know. I just can't conceptualize this. This is like a this is like a, this is just like, look at the guy. sorry good I just that's the thing

that's fucking me I'm to be honest I look at Andrew Callah had a little this fucking nerd but he's like behind the scenes he's like

like he just like it just turned into a piece of shit like he looks like so innocent that's the second the second the camera the second the camera gets off him

he's a fucking gears of war wretch just like fucking crab dancing around he doesn't walk he fucking jumps at people

he's sideways skips forward at people and just be like please can I fucking please fuck you can I fuck you please and so like I can't Andrew Callahan's here Andrew Callahan please can I fuck you

let me fuck you please let me fuck you fuck me fuck me he finds him in that he finds him in that fucking tube with Maria look I he's fucking come on

come on baby come on Andrew Callahan's whispering in her ear when they find her Oh, man. Just real quick. Just real quick. She's just like, oh, Bacian.

He can't say shit. Dude, dude looks like Napoleon Dynamite. I just don't know how this. Anyway, there's not really much else to say about it. It's an unfortunate situation. It's unfortunate, especially because this stuff is good. So I don't know what's going to happen to him. He's probably gone.

Because if there's anything, if there's anything. Maybe he'll find some. Oh, go ahead. Sorry. No, I was just going to say, if there's anything that most people can't forgive, it's probably this. I wouldn't say it's like as high as like being a pedophile necessarily, but like this is definitely up there where it's like you shouldn't be doing this. It's just under. It's just under.

Absolutely, you're right. Definitely not good. Yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe he'll, maybe we'll find out some worse shit about him. He goes to prison and then he starts the show like all gape, no breaks or something. Oh, my God. He's just getting fucking pumped.

All day, snow, pumped. Oh, speaking of, speaking of, getting pumped, so Logan Paul fucked a pig. So Logan Paul,

I guess, he was fucking this pig for years, and he just abandoned it. That's the story. And they, some, some animal shelter found it,

and they were just like, They've got, this is real. The pig has an infection in its uterus, or it had one. That was true facts as facts. That was near fatal when they found it. But the pig is rescued. It's in safe hands. Logan Paul, I guess.

There's some conflicting reports because he said something along the lines. Like he gave it to a farmer because he couldn't have a pig in Puerto Rico and then that farmer gave it to somebody else and then that person abandoned it. That could be true. It's just a problem with Logan Paul. nothing he says is even remotely trustworthy. So that's kind of like the problem here is that even if people

were willing to give him the benefit of the doubt, it's just so unlikely to people that he's telling the truth that it doesn't matter. But yeah, so Logan Paul's sexually ravaged pig was just found in a fucking field somewhere. It's just weird that there's all these sex fiends just popping

up, man. Yeah. You got the Andrews Tate's fucking bin Wilden kidnapping women forcing them to be sex workers. You got Andrew Callahan with absolutely just all breaks, no consent. Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.

All gas, no consent. I need that pussy. Okay, all gas, no consent. Yeah, I try to switch it up a little bit, but it just doesn't make sense with the breaks. So it's got to be all gas, no consent. All gas, no consent. Now you have Logan Paul just going ham on his pig. and then go out.

He was literally, this is actually what I heard. This is from one of his, you know that guy Mike that is sex slave or whatever? That guy that he always has on Impulsive. Like he was, there's some text messages that got leaked by him and it was saying like,

yo dude, this is kind of, like I love, I love like, Logan, he's my daddy, but it was kind of fucked up that on the way to the airport he was fucking the pig

and then he just kicked, it out of the limo and then they went to Puerto Rico that was really fucked up that sequence of events is wild

you fuck a pig in a limo kicking out when you're done and fly to Puerto Rico that is such an insane serious so for anybody who's following this he didn't actually fuck a pig

although I've heard you know I I've heard some rumors that that might be what happened The story is that they just found his pet pig Pearl abandoned and everybody's chewing Logan out for it

because he's out Oh fuck This version is so much better You imagine getting fucked and then kicked out of a limo That would be wild You've never seen a bang bus? No, but they don't That is what they do

They don't kick people out of it On the highway with the second they're done No they kick them out in the middle of nowhere I know it's fake and it's staged, but they literally, like, get the fuck out, bitch.

They should, they should, though. They should have a bang bus where they can kick people out the second they're done, no exceptions. So if you're on the highway,

the tough shit, you have to tuck and roll. Fucking veers the fuck over. I fucking roll and make it. If you're covered and come, maybe you'll slide a little bit. So you won't fucking graze against the ground as hard. Maybe it won't hurt as bad,

bitch. Oh, yeah, dude. I like that idea, too. Yeah, yeah. Somebody should have pitched that in the, in the, and the bang bus with a rush. An extra show. Oh, yeah, yeah.

We did an extra show. Oh, by the way, welcome to the Stark Day. We're not getting good on these intros. Welcome to the Stark Day podcast. We do some, we're doing some extra episodes lately. We do an extra episode every week

exclusively for the patrons. One of our recent ones was, you know, we wrote the entirety of Ramey's Spider-Man for our most recent one, was we each pitched a television show. Derek pitched gang gang theory, which is a black Big Bang Theory. Kingston pitched Black Frankenstein,

and I pitched Chris Hansen eliminates a pedophile. There's a poll on the Stock Tank Patreon right now to see which one of those shows gets picked up. So if you want to pop on over there, you can. I called it, I added it to Franken, nigger, you know, and parody for Franken weeny, you know, because Franken weedy, Franken. Except Franken weenie's a dog.

Or Nigestine. Nigestine actually flows way better. That's way better. That's way better, yeah. Nigestine is such a disgusting, fucking day. It sounds like some. It's because of the Stein. I like the way, I like the way words with the I-E-N.

Yeah, the I-N sound is just fucking hilarious. Stein. N-G-E-S-E-S-E-S-E. Like you got to say it like N-Gas-Tine. Like a German nigger of some sort. That's what I love it. I love the idea of like some, some German guy that looks kind of like, I know Arnold Schwarzenegger's Austrian, but still, like he looks like Arnold Schwarzener,

but he's just black. Like, I like that's Nickestein right there. What do you think? So, we, I don't know what. is going on with this matrix stuff? Why are people talking about the matrix? What is this shit? They're making the...

These pieces of shit are making... This has been the conspiracy theories. They're making another matrix? No. I'll tell you what's happening right now. The conspiracy theorists have been ruining the matrix for fucking... Since the matrix has been out. They want to use every single fucking thing is some...

Is the matrix to them. Anything they don't like is the matrix. Oh, they're there. the agents, they're this, and then, oh, they're actually now, they've been pulled out of the Matrix, and now they're seeing Zion for the first time. They're all awakened, you know, they're, it's all, it's so fucking gay. So Andrew, um, Andrew Tate's doing it now. Logan Paul, is doing it. And now Logan Paul said it too. He now said it recently, which that was the, I was, it was so disappointing. I couldn't even think of anything quippy to say. I was going to

quote tweet. I was like, this is too stupid. I just left it alone. It's just lame as fucking. It's so predictable. It's so fucking predictable that this is... That this is going to be the thing. This is going to be the thing now that, like, if you're doing some fucked shit and you want... And if you're doing some fucked shady shit,

this is the best way to garner support for yourself. Like, if you just be like, oh, I'm being held accountable for my fucking illegal actions. It's the matrix. They're coming after me. They're making an example out of me. And then suddenly you'll be flooded with people who are just like, yeah. they're fucking, they're, they're fucking trying to get you.

It's the deep state. I have one thing I want to talk about. Sorry, yeah, that sucks. The Matrix 6 sucks. You're held accountable should happen. Whatever. The image of that woman during the stand-up thing where she passed the fuck out had me wailing. Chris tweeted this like in the middle of the night, like three days ago.

It was some girl doing like a stand-up, and she later she was like, I'm God's favorite. but I know ha ha ha ha and then she completely passes out and falls out on the stage. What makes it so funny is that when she passes out, the audience laughs at her. And it's so fucking funny. You are, you are, how old are? Wait, wait, wait, how old are you, Kingston? It is astounding that you're just discovering this exact genre of video. Like, it, because this has been around for a very, no, no, no.

There was that famous comedian who died on stage and everybody just thought it was part. No, no, there was a, there's a famous, like, I can't have been funnier. There was a famous, there's a famous video of this comedic performance. I can't remember his name. I'm sure somebody in the, somebody in the audience knows. But he was, like, doing a show on stage and he, like, sits down and literally just dies. And everybody just thinks it's part of the fucking bit. So they're just, like, laughing.

This is, this is the worst place to die is on stage at a comedy show, for sure. Oh, definitely top five. But I think... This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. When I was living in Chicago, I took part in my first ever giant charity sale, and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. They were items that marked huge moments in my life and in my career.

and though I was ready to pass them along, I also wanted to make sure they were going to someone who would love them. One of the things I loved them most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. It wound up being so much fun to see where each and every item was going, where it was going to be loved. And in passing items along like that, authenticity really matters to the person who's getting them.

That's why I love eBay's authenticity guarantee. They weren't just listing my items. they were verifying them, making sure something was genuinely from where it claimed to be, in this case, my closet. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you.

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, the reason I retweeted that is because people were talking about it because it's like, look at what the vaccine is doing. And I was just like, fucking, Jesus Christ. That's not funny. That part made it not funny to me. But that's why I can't find those videos funny anyway. because it's like I used to love those.

Like people just like passing out on that shit. That shit's so funny. And then now it's like, look what the vaccines doing. And it's like, bro, I remember I saw compilations of this shit in high school. Is the vaccine fucking temporal? Does it time travel backwards? You fucking. I can't stand these people.

The thing is this right. Those people are dumb and that's ridiculous. No, but they're dumb and abundant. They're dumb and abundant. They're dumb and abundant. Abundance on a website. No. No one in real life.

There's millions of people. There's millions of people who refuse to get vaccinated because of this stupid bullshit. It's just, well, then let them die. Fucking, I don't care. It's not even the fact that we didn't beat the, go ahead, go ahead. Oh, no, no, no, go ahead.

No, because I was just, I was just getting angry. It was just like, we didn't beat the virus because these people were being told that it was scary. The vaccine's scary, even though vaccines are obviously not scary. You know, we've been. beat, there's no smallpox anymore. When I was a kid, I had to play with my friends to get fucking smallpox and not get

in as an adult. Now there's, the people I don't do that anymore. I'm like, vaccines are fucking sweet. The vaccine should is ridiculous. I learned about it in like, I remember Yeah, go ahead. I just want to say, I really don't care what you personally do. That's fine. Like, if you don't want to get the vaccine, fucking whatever,

honestly, at this point, it doesn't matter. At this point, it no longer matters. It's just, at this point, it's just you that's going be affected by that because the vaccines available. I didn't get my boosters. Like I got two, I got the two vaccines and I was just like, you know what? I'm going to chance it. I don't, I don't really, I'm not really, I don't feel that threatened by it if I've already gotten vaccinated. I know there's like a shelf life on it, but like honestly, fucking whatever. You do, you do what you do. But this,

this weird self gaslighting that happens where it's like, oh, I see a video of some freak health accident happening on live TV or in sports, which have been happening for fucking so long, and pretending like it never happened before. And it's all because of this new vaccine that, by the way, the sample size for which is so huge that any kind of correlation is just fucking completely irrelevant, it reminds me of people who are like, who were like, oh, video games are causing violence. Because before video games, we didn't have any of this. And it's like, are you fucking crazy? Are you stupid?

You didn't have violence. You didn't have people shooting each other before video games. You didn't have a black hand literally killing fucking trash. Graph show you that violence has been on the decline. Steadily. With these little tiny little bumps of spikes, but overall steadily declining. Bro, there is an organization. Even the spikes.

Even the spikes in violence when they're like, oh, look, violence is spiking up again. I think it was like mid-pand-endant. or like during the, during the riots and stuff like that. Ooh, there's a big spike in violence. It's, even with the spike, it is like 90% lower than it was in like the 70s and 80s. Yes. So like, overall graph. Like, I just, I hate this.

I just hate this mentality. The idea of people saying that like violence is on the rise in modern society is so fucking ridiculous. Isn't that hilarious? There was a time where by nature, like, oh, we're waking up. We're going to go into this other town. We're going to kill all of them and then take the women and children and enslave them. People are so stupid.

It is the problem. Look, it is the problem with the internet. It's the internet. It's the fucking problem. I understand how this happens because I was talking to Jojo the other day. You can convince these people that should be. You have to talk to them one on one. You have to.

There's no way you can just like even some fucking dummy that showed up in when I shared that story under your. your post, Chris. I shared that story of that kid that, oh, and our, my middle school, who was doing the half mile and fucking grabbed his chest and died. And we're all like, what the fuck? And then, uh, like, this shit happens. I mean, it was,

it was wild. It was just fucking, because, you know, because he wasn't some, like, morbidly obese or, like, some kid riddled with shit. He was just a regular guy with a little extra weight. Like, I was probably just as big as him. Anyway, uh, so I shared that story and then I saw some fucking guy

And some other people start arguing with them too. And I'm just like, why are these people, you have to talk to them in person because you can't, I don't know what else to do. You'll show something like here is this. And then I always wonder what happens to their brain once they see a piece of evidence that's like, here is irrefutable empirical evidence. You know, to the contrary what you just said. What is, how does their brain interpret that? Because me, I'm like, oh, I'm an idiot. And I'm just like, oh, shit, my bad.

And then like, because I can't go anywhere else. I'm like, I was wrong. That's your mistake. You have to double down. You have to double down. You don't let ignorance take control of you, bro. You don't let ignorance take what do. You're just like, I can't lose this. The process.

I want to hear what's in their, inside of them. What, what, what is said? What gym, what mental gymnastics? It's really nothing impressive. I think, I think you're, I think you're chalking it up to this higher knowledge of them. Just be something, something magical that goes. on in their mind. It's more of just like a lack of...

They're just stupid. I just like, I understand it and I want to. I want to understand how you can see something so fucking obvious and then still like not... This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. When I was living in Chicago, I took part in my first ever giant charity sale and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. They were items that marked huge moments in my life and in my career. And though I was ready to pass them along, I also wanted to make sure they were going to someone

who would love them. One of the things I loved the most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. It wound up being so much fun to see where each and every item was going, where it was going to be loved. And in passing items along like that, authenticity really matters to the person who's getting them. That's why I love eBay's authenticity guarantee. They weren't just listing my items. They were verifying them, making sure something was genuinely from where it claimed to be, in this case, my closet. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. like how like is it like like I just want to say like is it

that they do know but then they're just pretending like they don't know I don't know how you see so many of those videos from like 13 years ago 15 years ago of like reporter has stroke live on TV and just like I I and just pretend like that just it doesn't

count that fucking guy you guys are trying to apply logic to a lot of situations but like look at this guy so this guy told me sorry I just got to say this really this guy told me like oh you should be should like read a study or something before you talk shit.

And I was my brain short-circuited because, you know, he mentioned myocarditis, which it's like, oh, the vaccine could increase myocarditis. And it's like, yeah, it may increase myocarditis, but you know what increases mildcarditis infinitely more? Getting COVID. Like just getting the fucking virus. But you see, whoever the fuck he's listening to never, you guess he won't get that information.

And it just upsets me so much that he's telling me to read studies. And I'm like, I actually have. I actually have, sir Look, look, look, look, let's minute see, okay? It just, I, I, like, like a little while ago, I brought us up, I made an argument making fun of a car, rid of the house, right? And I made a comment where I was like, what did you call him? I don't know, I called him, I probably, I probably called him.

Huh? Do you call him like rotor house or something? Rotter house or something? I called me, I called some name, right? Written, written. Written house. Written house. I said a comment where I was like, if he was black, that's the direction would have been very different.

And people are like, no way, what are you talking about? And at that moment, I realized these people can't be arguing with it anymore. It's people just choosing to view a form of reality of their own. It's perception at that moment. I guess it's your own perception. I know we've talked about this before. We talked about Schadenfreude. So I guess it's kind of like a little bit of.

I brought that up to anyone I knew that was sensible. The Dunning Kruger effect. The Dunning Kruger effect. That's what I think we mentioned that before. And I guess you can only chalk it up to that That there's some people that are so sure of themselves You can't really argue with them Even though they're obviously fucking wrong

It's yeah It's insane Especially on the internet What about we just start gaslighting people Well like yeah How about we just Let's just run wild Yeah

Let's just start like you know what I'll actually want to start I'm gonna start I'm gonna start I'm gonna compile a video Of all these people passing out From fucking the 90s and so on And I'm gonna say this is all after 2021

And it'll get like a A hundred case That says the year And the year That's not even coming It was like Ninety-93 Put up a video

Of JFK's head exploding And be like This was right after He just got the vaccine He just got the vaccine And his head exploded And it's like It might

Like at a certain point Why wouldn't Why would you not believe that? Like why would you Why would you not believe that? But But any, I don't know. I love that.

I actually love that a lot. I love that. We kind of get to some. I mean, I like where it's going. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where did we start with? I don't, I don't remember. Who we talking about?

We're talking about Logan Paul fucking his little pig. Is that seriously how we got to this? Well, the Matrix, I guess. That's incredible. Because I saw the, oh, the Matrix, right. Okay, that's not too far off. We're still talking about dumb, ignorant, fucking political takes, I guess. If we

I love The Matrix So much The movie I really like that movie And it just makes me so sad To see what these people Have done to it Like it's pretty simple

What the Matrix Actually represents And them to just It's just everything It's just everything now Oh Logan Paul Basically YouTubers are the Matrix

Now because that's who's calling out Logan Paul The Matrix came for me Or whatever I pray I pray Oh, and also, I got to say this, I'm pretty sure I figured out Logan Paul's Newton lay a scam because so somebody in when he was doing that whole pig thing, his explanation with the pig story or whatever, saying that he didn't fuck it or whatever. He was, some guy said like, wow, all this stuff started happening after you dis Christianity.

I don't think it's a coincidence. And then he said, me either. And then he put out that Matrix thing saying that he prays, like the Matrix is willing. real pray you never become his target he's definitely going to be a born again christian and he's going to sell merch born again christian is fucking coming it is it is coming absolutely that's a coincidence man he's going to sell logo he's going to sell jesus merch and shit like for sure absolutely um yeah but bro christianity is crazy they'll anybody join bro yeah i mean that's the point that's the point let it let everybody in i mean that's kind of the point yeah you got to pump those

numbers on, man. I want to be... Terrible ass. How will we be like the next Joel Olstein or, who's the

Kenneth Copeland, that evil guy? How, I just want to, let me ask you guys question. You've seen what Kenneth Copeland looks like.

You've seen a picture of this guy. The demon. Pull him up again. Yes, the demon. It's like a demon. Oh my God. How can,

like, I, look, do, if you want to be religious, God bless you. But don't worship that guy. That guy?

That guy? The problem of religion, right? I recently went with my girlfriend, right? I hope she's not supposed to this episode. She's probably going to have, it's going to be a whole conversation. It's going to open up from this, right? A timestamp 48 minutes. But we went to, we went to her every new year.

She goes and she lights candles for some Catholic shit, right? Some fucking stupid-ass, obvious cult shit. But I didn't want to be rude. But I'm just like there. And I'm like. Shun the candles up the kids' ass and light them. I'm like this. You're lighting candles.

You're lighting candles. give it in some random bitch that I got pregnant by the wind. And then you're praying to some fucking some white nigger from the Middle East that is clearly not white. Like it's just, it's, I hate it because like it whatever, whatever gives you power to go on, you know, I understand. My grandma's religious as well, you know, my grandmother is also a very scientific woman. So her brain, she has, she has a dichotomy where she, where she, she can understand. No, no, it's cognitive dissonance, but she understands that she takes it on faith and she'll have conversations about it. But she'll always at the end of the day, be like, it's up to you to be a better person.

And that's it. You know, you'll find salvation in you doing better in your own life. And I respect that. I respect that about her, right? But these motherfuckers go to this fucking dark-ass fucking, fucking place filled with when you're worshipping a Jewish man that just got abused to death. And, like, it's just so, it's obviously cold shit. It's so obviously a cult. Well, religions are that.

And if you bring that up to them, they feel. freak out. But the thing that's weird, honestly, like, I grew up Catholic and the weirdest thing to me, beyond everything, because I actually thought,

like, the architecture was cool. Like, I always thought, like, oh, man, it was sure. I wish, we were doing everything but what we were doing in this church.

Because what a cool building. Yeah, yeah. But, uh, the thing that was always weird to me was, was the idea that you would, like, you're worshipping this guy,

but you're also kind of like, I don't know, it would be like, if you had a religious, in worshipping Kim Kardashian, but you had your international, your symbol was just a freeze frame of her sex tape. It's just,

it's not the, that's not the best moment of Jesus's life. You would think, I don't have the crucifixes, it's the moment that encapsulates, it's the one that encapsulates his purpose in his most devout, you know, like him sacrificing himself for us.

That is the moment he did it. That's, yeah, exactly. That's, I mean, that's, I mean, that's a good moment. I think that's a good moment. No, no, no, no, but what I mean is like, how is Kim Kardashian sex tape? Not that equivalent is what I mean. Like, that is literally, that is literally, that is literally the foundation for which she exists. Yeah, put her on the map.

That is literally the main reason why she is as well known as she is. And so, and so to me, I don't know, if I was, if I was being worshipped as a god, which has not happened yet we're getting there that's crazy if you become worship as a god then that bar is gone that bar hasn't been done

I guarantee I guarantee you all of us with the small amount of followings we have overall compared to like you know the type of reach that major celebrities have we can easily pull 100 people to get us to do whatever we want

Oh yeah together we can have It's fucked up We could rent We could rent like an island or something and get like 100, like at least 80 people. I think at least 80 people would show up and, yeah. I would go dark quick if I gain the power to tell somebody to end them lives and they'll do it. I would go dark fast. I'd be like, well, guys, I'm going full sale now.

I'm sorry. Y'all got to put me down. See, I want to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the whole point, though. But look, I just want to go back. Like, look, it's all that shit's wacky. We all get it. We all know it.

I know a lot of these people get mad when you say this shit, but they should be grown up enough to be able to, like I talked to a guy from, he was from Syracuse, and he was grown up enough to know how dumb all the shit that he worship is. Yeah, he, like, he was like, I know this shit sounds dumb as hell and God's an asshole. He's like, he's a God.

He's like, what God in mythology was all like, oh, I'm all loving and everything's great? No, they're all wrathful and vengeful, like the worst, like the basically inflated egos of people, essentially. the worst aspects of humans literally So he was like So why would you even think that God of the Bible? Why would you think Yahweh

Is supposed to be this benevolent guy Like when you're supposed to fear him And I'm like I was like I like you for just understanding How dumb and how evil your God is And you're still fucking with that shit God bless you But I just say

Kenneth Copeland is literally looks like a demon That's my whole point Like don't worship that Don't follow that guy the guy that looks like it he's him and then Pope Benedict who you know shuffled around a lot of pedophiles who is an actual evil person

and a former Nazi Um Isn't that crazy? It looked like Darth Sidious And I'm just like The fact that he's a former Nazi is crazy to me I found out like three years ago And I was like what?

Worship somebody like Jared Lato You know All he's doing is he's just being He's just in bad movies He has his own little cult He has his cult on an island Go join that thing he's just getting pussy bro

he's just he's just grinding his way through all that twat in that island bro and I respect it and you think how come nobody's worshipping sir andrew Callahan tell the same way sir Andrew Callahan oh fuck you think he's just going to go to like England hang out of Prince

King Charles get united and they're just going to start assaulting women together make a little movie that's his next arc I've been trying to get knighted for years if there's possible well I'm down dude I want to get night I actually would love to get knighted

And so people have to call me, sir You can call me someone I just, I just want to somehow Have the chance to see if I could pick up Excalibur, wherever it is. And I feel like being knighted is the best way Like, it's a track on its way there, you know? Excalibur.

Because I know, I know in my heart. I know I know that sort is mine. You know, you know excalibur exists. I know it's mine. You're not, you don't know. You're not getting Excalibur, man. I know I will put money

Where is Excalibur I don't know Somewhere any of the France Or the UK No I know One of those two places I know I know where Excalibur is

Where is it Excalibur is It's gone Because it was in that It was in that new Puss and Boots movie And it's it didn't serve It wasn't very good

Nah bro It's there I know I'm gonna go I'm gonna go there And it's gonna be a fucking Open ass field Hey it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose, check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay.

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recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger

as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take

your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. And it's going to be a nice little beam of light right on the store number like, oh my God. I'm going to just get it and I'm going to yell the end. That's not how Excalibur.

That's not how Excalibur. Put my hands on it. There's a sword and a stone. Yes, it is. Not according to Puss and Boone. I feel like. So what's going on with? So they made a.

Is it out or what is that movie? Yeah, the pussy in boots. Can I tell you something? Can I tell you something? That movie is unironically fucking fantastic and I can't believe it. I'm still kind of reeling from it. I don't understand. Is Antonio Bandaris in it?

Yeah. The last one was good too. No, no, no. This is. They've been both been good movies. No, no, no. You don't understand. This is like, I was watching it because it was just like, I think I had like,

like, I saw something that people were talking about it and they were like, hey, it's pretty good. And then I saw it, like, it was out on digital and I had like $50 in like Microsoft money that was, I guess, just sitting on my Xbox that I had no idea about. And I was like, oh, fuck it, whatever. I'll just buy this movie and watch it. And the whole time I was just shocked that it was as good. It's like Spiderverse fucking level. Like, why is this this good? It might be better.

And I can't fucking believe I'm saying that about a fucking pussy. Like, this movie might be better than Spider-Man too. like sincerely like and that's me saying that and I just I can't I can't reconcile that kind of makes me upset my question my question is like I guess you probably haven't seen the last one the last one's a very good movie no I understand that the last one was kind of good I get that no no not kind of it was a very good it was no very good no you don't get it even if that movie even if that first I didn't I didn't see that movie I'll be I'll be real But even if that first movie was great

This is like unanimously Like one of probably the best animated movies Of the 2000s forward Going forward It's like on I know Because I felt that way too I felt that way too

And I just It's fucking great It's insane I'm gonna watch it And if I don't If I don't feel that way I'm gonna be very upset And be like you owe me like

I don't know Two hours worth of something It's good. You're going to get his dick suck, bro. That's right. Whenever you don't, whenever you don't exactly say what it is, it's fucking filating.

I said it's, I mean, I wasn't thinking about that, but hey, I'm, I'm on board. You'll be a good conversation. We'll figure it out.

We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll iron out of details. We'll talk about it later. Let's go fucking, go ahead. Go ahead. Go get the fucking,

go get this burger with the fucking money I gave you. We'll figure it out. later. Really? Okay. All right. The last one was very good. And this one apparently, my niece was like, oh, it's amazing. And I was like, I have faith in you. You have used your, like movies.

But the issue... I just don't even know how it's amazing. That doesn't make you sense to me. The... Yeah, it's... It's a fucking cat with the, with boots. It's just really... I don't think there's a single flaw with it. Which is crazy. Like, I just,

like, I was looking. I was like, because at a certain point, I was like, this can't be as good as I think it is. There's got to be something fucking wrong. and I finished it and I was like, why? Like, why did they do this with Puss and Boots? What a fucking bizarre... Like, I understand Spider-Man having, like, a Spider-Verse kind of film. I understand that because what an iconic character, you know, like, what a fucking symbol of, like, the creativity of just, like, art and fucking action and stories.

Like, what a fucking perfect character to do that with. and then there's the Spanish cat from Shrek. Yeah. What the fuck? Exactly. That's like I don't have, I don't feel anything for that. I feel more,

I have more emotion towards pussy and Tim's. You know what I mean? The last one came on 11 years ago, which is crazy. Yeah. Is it actually Antonio Banderas or is it just, it is something like him? It's Antonio Banderas.

It's, it's really, everybody listening. What the fuck is he? give a shot. He's just been doing this, I guess. He's just prepping for this. This is my life's greatest work.

Oh, God. What a frustrating. I'm fucking, I'm, I'm, yeah, check it out. Let me know, let me know, let me know what you think of it.

Because I, I'm, I watch it today on my roommates. Because I am really curious, uh, as to how this is, I mean, it's already doing really doing really insane,

positive word of mouth. That's the only reason I even gave it a shot. It's just like, what are people talking about? And usually that's a set up for disappointment. It's kind of like when somebody goes like, all right, it's almost like you're doing stand-up, and then the person on stage before you goes,

and now for one of the funniest people ever, and it's just like, ah, you just set, the expectations now are so fucking high that you've turned the crowd against him. Even with that level of just like, all right, let's see, like, what the fuck this movie's got. Let's see what this shit is. fucking Puss and Boots.

I didn't even bother with the first one because like why would I even bother? And then I was like It's probably the best movie that came out last year. Just fucked. I didn't even Puss and Boots that came out last year?

Yeah, I think so. I think it was Christmas. Last wish? Yeah. Puss and Boots, the last wish. What's the, what's the Rotten Tomatoes on it? Probably like 98.

Google's 46. 96 for critics and 93 for audience. That's hilarious It's it's it's Oh he's old as shit too What the hell Yeah

He's not young Well no I'm just Well still I'm just looking at the catty He has a fucking gray beard and shit Yeah he's not young anymore That's cute It's a good movie Dude have you

Do you know We all know Samaha Hayek is right That's his wife His ex wife Right now's his ex wife Right now's his ex wife Right now's his ex wife

I think it's ex-wife What are you talking about Antonio Baderes Yeah I think it's his ex-wife Well she's in the movie I have no idea You think he would divorce those tits? He's Antonio been there.

I thought you know, shit happens. What an idiot. I don't know, man. That's very true. That voice, man. That's very true. Like, yeah, that's true. Like, he has an objectively nice voice. Like, it's infuriating a little bit.

You can talk me. You can Andrew Callahan me for sure. Absolutely. Oh, for sure. For sure. It would even be hard. I'd be pushing more than he would probably. Because first I'd be,

Yeah I mean like Oh Who is Salma Hayek married to? Who is this fucking guy? Do you see this? It used to be What you'd call it?

Do you see Salma Hayek's current husband? Do you see Salma Hayek's current husband? Don't tell me. Oh my fucking God. Oh my God. He looks He looks like the guy from the Incredible Hulk movie is the first one.

No. He looks like He looks like a melted. He looks like Wish version of Daniel Craig He does. He looks like if Daniel Craig was made of really soft clay and was like kind of bouncing around in a backpack for fucking nine years. And then you just ripped him out. He's like, this is what he looks like, right? I was like, yeah, I mean, I guess. Dang, bro. Who is this rich asshole? Come on. He made those erie old. Francois. Hernie pin. He's some French piece of shit. I wonder who he is, though.

This guy looks significantly older than my dad. My dad is like in his 70s. How the Man, look at this. Who is this guy? I'm sure he's an entrepreneur that owns everything. I'm sure he owns everything. Francois Henry Penalt. I don't know.

He's the CEO and chairman of a French luxury group carrying. President of Group Atlas. Oh, home to brands such as Gucci. Oh, this guy is loaded. Oh, my God. Gucci, St. Laurent, Valenciaga. Dude, this guy is loaded. That's funny.

companies carrying an old and holy shit. So I understand why she's with him. Holy son of the man's worse. Oh my God. He's worth whom. He's one of those ones to like say he's like real wealth where he doesn't end up on those lists. Like everyone talks about like Elon Musk and Jeffrey B.

That's like the ancient money motherfuckers, bro. There's some motherfuckers that are just because the fashion industry makes just an absurd amount of money. That guy's just chilling. Maybe they don't know about the fashion. They don't count it because he has heroes. It makes so much money, it makes so much money that they, it makes so much money that there's weeks where they spend millions just to show off shit they think is cool. Yeah.

Like, fashion week in Paris is obscene. Like I was in New York when they were doing, getting it ready for the Met Gala. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment. we did presented by eBay. I'd never owned a vintage camera before. There was something about it that felt almost unnecessary in a world where everything lives on our phones.

But I wanted to change that. So I started the hunt for a point-and-shoot camera. When I finally found the perfect one on eBay, I didn't keep it to myself, I left it out on a table. Always within reach, people started picking it up without asking, family, friends, everyone to take a photo

of whatever felt important to them in that moment. There was no editing, no retakes. photo and that was it. The moment became real right away. It was about choosing something. Deciding this matters, even if it came out blurry, the vintage camera belonged to the room, to the moment, to the people in it. Over time, the photos started to pile up on the fridge, on shelves tucked into books. Each one a reminder that meaning isn't always planned. That's what I appreciate about eBay. It's a place where you can find things that bring people together and pass along things you no longer need, so they can become part of someone else's memories. To listen to more,

wherever you get your podcasts, visit eBay.com to shop your favorite finds. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently

that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow, Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. And they had sections of the Met, the most famous museum in America, completely just shut off. You can't go in there right now. Oh, sure. It's turning into a fucking ballroom. It's insane the money they spent.

Like, I think Chadwick Bowman, the year he went after Black Panther, he had on an outfit that was worth like $4 million. That's an outfit, bro That is unbelievable That shit pisses me off so much hearing that If you spill anything on that, if you spill anything on that outfit That's the whole thing where it's like You can't even be human wearing the shit

No, it's probably not even worth this It's probably still worth a couple houses Even with stains on it There's some insane people that would buy that shit It's on whatever, absolutely. Fashion isn't, it's just not It's so nuts that it's single-handedly kept it just keeps people invested.

Guys, have you seen those? I looked at the pants. They're about $900 to $1,200. It was these dudes. It almost looked like almost something that would be in Willy Wonka, and there's like the pants are like inflated at the bottom. Did you ever see that?

I, I, let me see if I can just pull it up really fast just to show you on my webcam. It's, it's, it's, It's like, it's, it's, um, it's very hard to explain because of how fucking absurd it is. Like right, like right now in my room, right? I have a pair of sneakers.

So for Christmas, Lily bought me a pair of retro ones. For anyone who doesn't know, those are one of the retro pairs of Jordans when they were still under Nike. Lily bought me a pair of those. Those sneakers right now resell value are a couple thousand dollars. I don't want to sell them. was given to me as a gift, but I'm probably just never going to wear them now. Yeah, I'm not... They're just under...

They're just under my bed now. I'm not going to wear these. There are certain things where I do with this. There are certain things where I don't understand excessive money being put into them. And I feel like clothes and cars are the two biggest things to me. Because those are two of the biggest things that are just universally, like the second you put on a pair of clothes. you are you are putting it through some semblance of damage.

Like that's like the whole purpose of them almost in some ways. It's just kind of like to shield you from the outside world. And so your clothes will deteriorate over time. Your car is a speeding piece of metal surrounded by other speeding pieces of metal only safe because of the baseline level of competence of you and people around you. That those pants look stupid as hell. that's infuriating dude that makes that makes the wearer look more silly

like I look at it look how miserable this dude is like I killed himself later that day they inflate that's insane that's just how they stand man I like this I'll always like this too it just it just happens to be side by

look I uh I don't know but yeah those pants if anybody uh if I think they're like 900 bucks last dummy jack. 900 fucking... What is... Yeah.

So I want to Vimmo me that. I'll buy them. What's the most expensive article of clothing you own? That's actually the question. That I paid for or that I own? That you paid for. A gift doesn't count because gifts are like, you know... I bought like $300, $400 shoes before.

Shoes? Yeah, I bought baby naps when they were brand new. Like when they first came out, I bought a pair of baby naps. I wore them two times at the school year. and then the next year my feet grew two sizes so by the time summer was over I couldn't fit in them That sucks

And that's when I stopped and that's when I stopped That's when I was like I don't care anymore No more of the $120 for shoes for me I think I got my shoes But they're only a little bit over $100 There were these Project Rock When Rock partnered The Rock partner with the Under Armour

He had these shoes that were pretty good for Like say They're like flat-ta so they're good for weight training, essentially. They're very, like, flat shoes, and that's it. I'm so against spending a lot of money. I'm usually, like, I'm going to H&M before that. It was fucking Coles when I was a kid.

Yeah. Yeah, H&M and Coles are fucking, I still. If there was a Coles around here, I would definitely be going there. But I used to really care because, obviously, being a young black man growing up in, like, Ander City, that's, like, a huge part of the culture. Like the way you dress is important. You're Hispanic, you know. Well, you know that shit as well. I know it because I was around it a lot, but I didn't understand it personally because I personally didn't give a shit.

Like I did not understand the idea of having nice shoes because I just did. Like to me, shoes were just something that I had to wear to protect my feet from the outside. It was never like a style. It's true. It was never like a style thing ever. Well, I think it also, I think that honestly comes from Catholic school as well, because we just had until I think, maybe. Come here, so what's the story with John and his zero alcohol beer?

Maybe he's pregnant. John's pregnant. He kept that quiet anyway. He's probably training for an iron man or something. If he was, sure we know all about it. Here he comes, lads. John, early start tomorrow, have we? No?

You never need a reason to enjoy a great tasting beer. Heineken Zero. Zero explanation needed. It could be seven. Seventh grade was the first year of school where I had to actually think about how to dress. Because I had always just worn a uniform. It was always the khaki. It was always the black slacks and like whatever, I think it was like a pale yellow polo for Catholic school every single day.

except for like random casual Fridays, in which case it would just be like jeans and a t-shirt, and it just wouldn't be anything fucking crazy or like sweatpants when I was younger. I get it. It makes sense, dude. That shit. There's no reason to be paying that much for your clues. Like I look back on it now and like I still wear like I still wear brands. I still wear like I often wear Nikes or Adidas or like, you know, like very rarely I wear a pair of Jordans, you know, something like that.

But I'm not putting that kind of money into my clothes anymore. I'm just not. Yeah. Like I have this shirt. This is a very expensive shirt. This shirt was like maybe like $35 for the shirt itself. And I literally have a bleach stain on it. Yeah, yeah.

They're wearing tearment. Because I fucked up and I'm saying it got a bleach stain on it. Like it just happened. That's close. The only, I think the mostly, I think I might have spent. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did presented by eBay. I'd never owned a vintage camera before.

There was something about it that felt almost unnecessary. in a world where everything lives on our phones. But I wanted to change that. So I started the hunt for a point-and-shoot camera. When I finally found the perfect one on eBay, I didn't keep it to myself. I left it out on a table. Always within reach,

people started picking it up without asking, family, friends, everyone, to take a photo of whatever felt important to them in that moment. There was no editing, no retakes. You took the photo and that was it. The moment became real right away. It was about choosing something. Deciding this matters,

even if it came out blurry, the vintage camera belonged to the room, to the moment, to the people in it. Over time, the photos started to pile up on the fridge, on shelves tucked into books. Each one a reminder that meaning isn't always planned. That's what I appreciate about eBay. It's a place where you can find things that bring people together and pass along things you no longer need, so they can become part of someone else's memories. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Visit eBay.com to shop your favorite finds.

Find what you love, sell what you do. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think,

somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you.

300 and some odd dollars on a suit once. And I remember... I did grow out of it. I still have the blazer, though, because I love that fucking blazer. And I still wear that blazer still. I kept it. I don't know where the other parts of the suit are. They're fucking gone.

But that's probably the most expensive. I think I might have... No, yeah, that is still to this day. Everything else I'm just like, I don't know. I'll buy like a nice jacket. I'll buy every now and again, like every few years I'll see a jacket that I'm like, I want that. And if it's like below that, I'll pick it up. It has to be really fun.

Like, it's got to be a nice ass piece of clothing for me to even remotely consider. For me, for me, I will spend upwards of like, I will spend for a pair of a shirt. I'll spend like maybe $40 at most for one shirt at most. Actually. For like a pair of pants, like maybe like 30. like 60 because I wear Levi's? What do you say? No, no, no, because I just remembered, like, I did pay, I paid like $500 for a custom

Fallout vault suit. Ah. I remember that. See, that's also justified as well. Like, it's, it's, it's, yeah, it's a proper. Like, but I don't know. I never, I never got into the shoe culture always freaked me out. The shoe culture weirded me out when I was a kid.

I just did not, because there were kids in my Catholic school. I just felt bad for people. Yeah. You're spending all their fucking money on shoes, man. I felt bad about that shit. I saw it. I saw a kid having so much more fun. No,

I understand that, but I saw a kid wearing like these really expensive shoes in like, I think fourth grade or something. He was like this kind of like, he was a sports kid and you like really, oh man,

look at these fucking sick shoes and I was like, I don't, I, I, I couldn't even pretend to care. I was like, cool, man. Like, I'm glad you're happy, but I don't, I don't care about this.

He's like, and then basketball sneakers. Oh my God, they were always expensive. And then, And then at lunch he spilled something on him and he broke down crying. He like he cried in the cafeteria. He was crying.

I was like, what the fuck? Yep. I wipe my hands on my shoes sometimes at that point. That's crazy. I can't get them on my pants. I got to get, I got to use my shoes because people expect my shoes to be dirty. You got to get a pair.

There's certain pairs you got to get right. These are the shoes you got to get right. Okay, let me hear this. Let me hear this. You got to get a pair of converses, right? Simple converses. Of course. You got to have chucks.

You got to have a pair of a simple pair of Adidas, all stars. A little pair of All-Star Adidas, you know? For me, I'm a big fan of the Roshis. They're the running stickers for Nike's. Super comfortable. Love them. Big fan of those. And you have to have a pair of Air Forces.

That's it. Either black or white. That's it. I have to get more shoes. I only realize this. Those are all you. You need. I realized when I started going to the gym

that I only have two pairs of shoes. Yeah, I have, I have multiple pairs of gym shoes for that very reason. And I just found a company on Amazon, they're called Within, and they're like, because I was doing more kickboxing and I wanted to wear, I didn't want to take my shoes off

because it wasn't that type of gym. Yeah. Where you don't want to, you know, you want to put your feet on the ground. It wasn't like, you know, oh, this is a gym where everybody cleans the floor and all the shit, blah, blah, blah, blah. But so I found these very thin shoes

That a lot of people like to run so they can feel their foot better on the ground And like the best shoes I own now I just sometimes even I'm gonna buy another pair Just to casually wear out because they're also I have a fat fucking flip They're very wide so in these like most shoes are not wide Yeah, that's the thing like a chucks are my default shoes But chucks are the fucking slimest the most narrow shoes they make They are yeah so my feet look funny in them kind of like it's it's like it's like an office It's weird anyway

Did we Dude fucking I want What we're gonna Before ever Do we ever talk about the fact That Jeremy Renner Ranner ran himself over

With a fucking Like a A snow tank Oh is that what happened He ran himself over Well he like I heard he got to like an accent or something So he was like

I got hurt He didn't see what So did you see the thing That he was driving So he No I didn't see it's It's this fuck

It looks like a gears of war vehicle It's like this thing It's like this red like chassis with like tank treads and it's like the pyramid kind of tank treads you know where it's like triangular and it kind of like it's not like a yeah you know what I mean um and I guess like there was like some malfunction where like he he left it alone to to go and do something and then it came after him like it rolled down the hill and it rolled down the hill and like ran over his chest and legs so he's just holy shit so he's just rid of the hospital he's he's he's he's

fine by the way which is why I'm laughing but oh I hope this is this is weeks ago this happened so and he there's videos of him in the hospital being like yo I've got fucked up but the thing that he was driving looks so fucking funny because it's just like why do you have that snow fucking manly man yeah Jeremy runner snowplow I wonder if there's like a Google image probably yeah like It's one of the first things you see. If you Google Jeremy Renner Snowplow. If you look up Jeremy Renner Snowplow, you'll see it.

It's just such a confusing fucking vehicle. Like, what is he doing with this? Like, what is Hawkeye? What is Jeremy Renner doing? He's living his best life, man. Let's see, Mr. Oh, wait, oops. Jeremy Renner. It is a confusing looking.

I've never seen this thing. My evil. I. I just killed Hawkeye Oh man Stupid Fuck

Oh the killers man I missed the killers I'm doing just one What is he Like What is he How big is his fucking property Really

That's what I'm saying I'm sucking dick How could I say dick All right right All right All right Let's run the questions I guess

Since It comes on his Dementious setting Now And he's busting in his face someone's up my eagle eye

I'm Mr. Gay side I'm Mr. Gay guy I'm Mr. Gay guy I'm Mr. gay guy We're going to get a couple of messages You gotta do this one now

Let's get some questions Let's get some questions Oh you won't you blow me Have you guys heard of Jeremy Ritter? Have you guys heard of Jeremy Ritter? Have you guys heard of him? doesn't he have an app or something wasn't that like a weird thing

he had an app yeah what I don't know anything about him what he had a talking about he had like a Jeremy I remember this because people were making fun of it a couple years ago because it was just a Jeremy renter app dedicated to updating you on the status of Jeremy renter

and that was all it was it was just like his it was like a blog or something and it was an app that you definitely do people actually care about this guy he was like the least like He was like, you play Mass Effect 2 and then there was Jacob Taylor and you're like, oh man, this guy, like you are so fucking boring. Holy shit. Like they gave him no personality.

Shut up, Jacob. It is really unfortunate that Jacob is as boring as he is. Like, it's so sad. They didn't have to do that. It's crazy. The funny part is that with Jacob as a black man, his secret mission is finding his dad. That shit killed me when I realized that. I was like, what?

I never considered that, actually. I was like, I never considered that. That's all. Yo, they slipped that one under the radar. That was dope, dude. That's, I got to congratulate them for doing that. I got to congratulate them for that underhanded racism. That makes me like his character, I'll be honest with you.

Yeah. But, all right, let's, it was kind of boring, unfortunately. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Reiner, Hawkeye,

that shit sucked. All right, let's go. I liked it, but it was fine. It was like, oh, it's fine.

You're, never mind. No more questions. There's never going to be a question again. Go ahead. You just got, you just got to force it, man. He's got to blow me.

Hey, boys, what has been the biggest, what is, wait, this sucks. Obie, you got to get better at this. We're actually,

no, I think we read this before. Oh, did we? God damn it. Is this like an old, I was going to say elderly. Is this an elderly fucking thing?

Same thing. Okay, so this is a more modern one. Obi won't should blow me. Hey, boys. What is the biggest slight or disrespect done to you in your life? Before graduation, a teacher asked me to resubmit my information for the yearbook, and they never got around to processing it, so I'm the only person in my yearbook without a photo or a quote.

Get fucked. That's a skill issue at that point. I don't really know I don't really like I disrespect I see I know oh you have one oh go ahead

no because I was gonna say like I don't a lot of people hold on to things yeah and I don't really and I don't really like I don't know

if it's got to be really fucking insane for me to hold on to it like you gotta like kill my dog and then show it to me while you fuck it or something you know like that's that's that's the kind of disrespect

that I'll probably carry with but like I don't know things will bother me for like it was like water under the bridge yeah most things are to the point where I just don't really remember a lot of these I'm sure there are a lot of them but like I don't know I can't care like outwardly do shit that I don't like for me to be like I because I just don't I don't give I just so I'm so apathetic to people for to bullshit it was like whatever man yeah let me tell you this one so this one

like it is totally water on the bridge but it was still extremely disrespectful kind of funny like you know in retrospect I was in a band I was in a metal band and the main guy The guy that put the band together, Brandon, he, I remember one time we were all hanging out and he brought over his ex-girlfriend. They were not dating anymore.

They were just friends, whatever. It was whatever. And her and I, we started chatting about, because I was just like, I was probably at my fattest. I was like 18 or 19. And I was like, fuck, I need to start running. She was like, oh, fuck, me too. And I'm like, oh, blah, blah, blah.

We started talking about running, but this was on, we continued the conversation on MySpace, public MySpace where the comments, everybody can see it. So there's no fucking shadiness, not going behind the back of anybody. It was just like, we're talking about actually potentially, oh, we should go running the track or some shit like that. He took that as I'm trying to bang his ex-girlfriend. First of all, like, it's not your property. So even if I was, like, who gives a shit?

But it was like, oh, I'm talking about running. But he was just like, oh, he's trying to get with my girl. And then I woke up to a voice message from my friend Augie, like, yo, check your. Check your band's MySpace space, because our band was popping at the time. And I was like, what? And there's a bulletin. And it said, Derek is no longer in the band. Fuck that fag.

That was the headline. And I was like, wait, what? And I read it. And then it was just blasting me. So then I met up with them. And I was fucking dumbfounded. I was like, yo, you guys let Brandon just do this and you guys just agreed with it. And then, you know, after talking to them for like five minutes, so like, oh, yeah, sorry.

Like that was pretty over the top But I was so fucking dumbfounded That quickly overnight While I was sleeping I was no longer in this band And I They just blasted me I look that it also said

Fuck that fag Which is like Whatever I think about it Like randomly I'm like that was fucking funny Because you could have just said Oh Derek is no longer in the band And then it

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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bro, this is, because like when I say we're a pop And, like, you know, we were having songs. We're hitting, like, you know, six figures and views and stuff. We were, like, actually doing pretty well. So to just be kicked out for something that simple was like, I felt at the time, I would felt so fucking hurt that I'm like, what the fuck? You didn't even talk to me? Yeah. You just went on MySpace and did this shit.

It was, it was the dumbest. And that's why, like, I don't hold any grudge because we, as a matter of fact, I just have a miss call from Brandon. So, like, we're still cool. It's, there's literally water on the bridge. But I just thought that was probably the weirdest. most betrayal dumb shit that has ever happened to me over like the gayest thing the the thing that the thing that i remember the betrayalers bro the thing that i remember and this was like a really huge deal for me at the time was i remember being in a spanish class with uh this is actually where i met

paul the spanish class that i met paul in and uh i was sitting there and i i would bring a glass snapple to school kind of like most days and i had to you it in my lunch bag and it was like I think I had Spanish the exactly the period before lunch and so like the I was looking up with the clock we had like five minutes left I kind of wanted to get like a sip just something because I was like thirsty as hell and then as I was putting the bag down it kind of like dropped I think I dropped it a couple inches but it was too hard and like so it was like spilling it was like it was like you know there was like a little pool of of tea kind of coming out of the bottle and I was like oh god damn it that that's

sucks. And then I raised my hand and I say, hey, Senora, Senora, I'm not going to say your name, but Signora, whatever. Can I get like a like a napkin or like a paper towel? And she goes, you're not supposed to have those in school go to detention. And I was like, what? I was trying, like, and I remember, that is coded in my brain, because that is a moment where I was just like, I was just trying to do the right thing. and I got punished for it.

So now I never do the right thing on purpose. Hey, I like that. I never do it. Never do it. I like that a lot. That whole year, by the way, every day after that, I made it my fucking mission to ruin that class. Like, I ruined that entire, like, no one learned anything in that Spanish class because of me. And I'm proud of that.

I felt bad about it years later. I was never that kind of kid. I saw her in, I wasn't. And I, I wasn't. You have to understand. This is like I literally. You clearly were though. No.

No. I kept to myself. I was just mind of my own business. I was just like, hey, I don't want to, I don't want this to spill. I don't want to like pretend like this didn't happen and like weasel away from it like a fucking

little bitch. I wanted to be like, hey, listen, I made a mistake. Can I get a fucking towel or something? And then she made you go down the bad ending. She did. Yeah.

She did. But you still went down a bad ending though. You still went down a bad ending. You talking about getting punished for doing a mistake. This just happened to me. and I turned into, I hate what I turned into because I'm not this guy, but there's a gym right up the street, and I don't mind, EOS fitness, man, fuck this place. But I will say, so a lot of gyms, if you go for the lowest tier, you have one home gym, right?

You can't go to the multiple ones. It's like, oh, it's just this one. This gym, there's two gyms on the same street. I signed up online and my dumbass selected the wrong one because there was like two different ones on the same street. And I was like, oh, fuck. Simple mistake, whatever. I went to the fucking gym. I was like, hey, could you guys change this?

They kept saying they were going to do it. And the third time, the general assistant general manager was like, oh, yeah, we can change it, but there's a fee. And I was like, the fuck you say? I was like, a fee? And I was like, yo, I just made a quick mistake. I'm just trying to get this fixed. And he was like, yeah, we got to charge you either got to charge a fee or you got

to upgrade to the next level so you can go to all the gyms. And I was like, yeah, suck a dick. I'm not doing that. And I was like, I was dumbfounded. and I talked to other people and they said, no, sorry, we can't wave the gym. So I'm like, you're trying to extort me for more fucking money for making a mistake?

Like, I just chose the wrong gym. Just put me to the other gym. I'm right here. I live less than a mile away. And he's like, oh, there's nothing we could do about it. And I was like, I can't fucking believe I'm going to have to do this. So I told them, I was like,

I don't want to sound like a fucking idiot. But I was like, I'm going to hit up the Better Business Bureau and I'm going to threaten them. And I told him like, I'm sure you'll bitch. I'm like, I was kind of, I was swearing at the time. I was actually really fucking mad. I was like, I'm sure you'll be fucking fine.

You're not going to lose your job or anything, but like, I have to now go corporate. Like, that's so gay. Like, I hate that I can't just get things solved such a simple situation. So the fucking senior vice president of operations or whatever, he emails me back after I, like, just went hard in the pain. And he was like, oh, yeah, man, switched you over no free of charge. And I was like, well, I wasn't looking for that anymore, bitch. I wasn't looking for that anymore because I canceled my. things like well we'll do a free of charge and we'll wait and then and then we'll reinstate you and

I was like I still need to work out fuck I was like all right because I already told the guy that the general manager I was I'm not coming back to this fucking location and I was thinking about like flaming them on YouTube and all this shit but then I decided not to yeah so long story short it took yeah no effort for this fucking guy you know when I went to the better business Bureau to just do what I asked. Because I honestly don't even know how much the fee cost to change because it wasn't about that. My crunch fitness that I was going to, I was paying like $30 something dollars a month because it was actually a good gym.

I had the highest tier thing. This gym's like $10 a month. It's a piece of shit, right? And so it's not about the money. I could afford it. I was like, how are you charging me to just change a location? I doesn't even make sense to me because I've done it before at old gyms. Like, oh, I moved.

Could you make this in my home gym? I'm like, no, sure, bitch. And so, yeah, I, I, uh, I wanted, I was thinking about becoming an arsonist, but I didn't. So I'm glad that that senior guy, everything's all good. But, uh, yeah. I almost flooded an apartment that shut up, that turned us down once. See, that's what I'm talking about. You understand.

Gee, I mean, no, I don't have that gene. I'm like, when something fucks me with them, I'm like, God, I really fucking sucks. and then I just get over it so I don't get mad. Now, some real estate agent, like, it wasn't even like a real estate agent. It wasn't even like a real estate. It wasn't like, oh, it was something like landlord company, you know, like those management companies that manage a ton of properties. We had this great, great townhouse that we were like first in line for. And that's what they said.

They were like, you have primary, you have primary, you know, dibs wasn't the word they used. But like, ostensibly, like, you are the first priority. We will let you know. If anybody else comes to try and take the apartment. So go get your papers set up. And so I went home and I did it and I went back the next day. I gave it to the papers to them. We were like, this is going to be fucking great.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Sorry. Anyway, and I knew the code. I knew how to get in. I knew the codes. And I was like, I filled a backpack full of rags. I was like, I'm going to fucking flood this place. And then like, I walked out the door and I was like, all right, I probably shouldn't do that. I probably shouldn't do that.

I don't think I would have done it either. It would have been a lot of effort. but I was just so fucking mad. Like, why do that? It's so tedious finding a place to live. But, I don't know. Let's say that. Just unnecessary bullshit.

That's, that isn't, I've been fucked over in larger scales. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Just these things that unnecessary didn't have the habit. And I'm like, fuck you, man. So, oh, by the way, by the way, update. I got a, because I posted something on Instagram basically about Puss and Boots being like, this is, this is, what an unreasonably good movie this is. Message from Meat Canyon.

Couldn't believe how, couldn't believe how much I enjoyed it. Everybody, everybody. It's just like, it's just, it's fucking crazy. It does sound so stupid to me. I'm like, it does. But, all right, let's move on. Let's get some other people in here. King of Hapazard Road.

Let's do it. Our king. King. Greetings, funny men who talk in my head. What video game movie or whatever, whatever, whatever, do you absolutely love but can't play or watch it because it scared you I absolutely love the alien franchise

but alien isolation has been collecting dust in my library because I'm fucking spooked much love alien isolation but I've met you Hugger Derek I know you personally you're too old to be afraid of that movie Huggard Derek in line when we were at

Richmond right no no no no king of haphazard Yeah why are you saying Huggard Derek Oh no sir, can you have hazard You met in person, yes, there you go Yeah, yeah You met you a person You're too old for that, bud

I'm sorry I saw a picture of Andrew Tate In the night It tuned out most of the question Sorry, it was such a wild picture of him That I was like What? It's basically like

Is there anything that any game movie or whatever That you love but you can't watch or play Because it scares the shit of you His alien isolation I've actually never played I've never finished I've never finished alien isolation Nothing scares me

When I was Yeah no nothing Nothing scares me Nothing now When I was younger When I was younger Resident Evil One scared the shit out of me Because there's a scene

Where a zombie is like It's that first scene where you encounter the zombie And he's like in the corner And you're going down that hallway It's the intro It's the intro And that's freaky And that fucked me up

Because that mansion in my memory It's funny because I go back And I look at it And I'm like that That actually looks nothing like it But it looked exactly like the layout and style of the mezzanee

in my building at the time and so like it just it looked too real it looked too plausible and then honestly for the time the graphics on that zombie were fucking really good like they were really fucking unsettling and really cool so like I remember seeing that and I was like

I can't play this this feels like it could happen I can't do it it fucks me up and then Bioshock the intro the intro to Bioshock scared me I remember saying that that, yeah. But not since then. I can't imagine in my adult life feeling that from like a movie or a show.

A lot of that probably just comes from being too in the weeds about how that stuff is made in the first place. Like I have a feeling like if I just didn't know anything about movies or like the movie making process or game development or like how that shit is done, I might still get that reaction out of games and movies. because apparently they work on a lot of people a lot of people who are older than us even so I have so I have to just assume that it's

it's my proximity to the to like the the assembly line of these things I guess because I know who's doing that I know the camera I know why the camera does that I know Sam Ramey is moving the camera that way

because I like the way he moves the camera you know crazy It's crazy. I'm not afraid anything. Nothing scares me anymore. Yeah, it's just not this scare. Nothing scares me. When that scares me is police officers. That's it. Police officers and taxes. That's it.

Nothing else scares me. Like true crime, like streets of L.A. or something? Would that, like, freak you out? Nothing that scares me is my life. My life scares me. I should scare you, in fact. You should be afraid of me. You're terrified of me. I'm on my way toward you. I'm coming at everybody. I'm everywhere.

Oh, my fucking God. Not me. You're bad. Devin is pregnant. Devin is pregnant, Rodin. He says, Good day, Jimmy Hendricks, Keith, David, and Master Chief with his armor off.

Hope you all, we're all doing well. A classic question for you. Hope it hasn't been asked too frequently. If you could make any crime legal everywhere, but would have to actually commit the crime, what would it be? Did we do something like this? Public masturbation.

Okay If you could make any crime Legal everywhere What would you But you would have to actually commit the crime What would it be? Imagine Times Square

Everyone just beating off Everybody yanking it Bro Everybody yanking it bro There's a legit Paudle will come Puddle bro It could be anything

I wouldn't go to Dizzle anymore I couldn't go to Dizal anymore Everybody coming on Goofy's fucking head on the rise on the right like jacking low

to his fucking head yo Pluto that's a lot of com Mickey Mickey you're to keep coming on me Mickey

Oh man Maxie that's too much come Wait wait guys I wonder I wonder what

Andrew Callahan would say this question where are you guys guys okay wait wait

does it one question right We all know this, right? But I want to see if I know this and I know people I know people I know people I know people I know people I know people I know people I know people. Um, I always kind of read him as dad. I don't think so.

You don't think so? He, we know. There's episode of Atlanta that I can show you that will completely change your mind. Let me change your mind about it. But so people like Max isn't black, right? What? And I'm like, I'm like I always thought Max.

Goofy were black people. We found out later on in our lives. You are so weird. No, no, no, we found out late off in our lives. Who's we? Me and Chris, legitimately. We found out later on that Goofy was actually made. The original caricature of Goofy was intentionally like supposed to be like a kind of like a black character.

But the goofy that everybody understands as goofy is certainly not either of those. things. I think he is man. You know what it is? I can't, I think I can't. I think he's like the whitest white guy. You know what the thing is? I can't, I can't relate to that level of like projecting Hispanic everywhere.

Like I can't be like that character's Hispanic. I've never once thought that ever unless it was like explicit. And I, I just think it's interesting. I just think it's interesting that you are, I just think it's interesting that you're like, these Ninja Turtles are black, Goofy's black, fucking, uh, Kingpin is black. What does Goofy do? That makes you think he's black.

The white one is black. I never thought that the kingpin was what to call it. So there's a moment for me in the goofy movie. Because Goofy movie reminds me of every like black dad that is just trying to keep his child on the straight and narrow that just fucks up a lot. Goofy's personality. That's what made me think it. But that's just from the goofy movie.

But Kingston, that's just. That's just a dad as well. That's just a dad. It's just like stereotypical dad. The trope isn't a single dad. The trope is that the dad's not there. Oh, I understand. But the thing is that for me, I didn't, I didn't exactly have that because that trope didn't

make sense to me a lot because a lot of the black people I knew their parents were around. Of course. Right. It's a stereotype. It's not. It's like, that's what like, because that trope, you know, you hear the trope like, oh, a black, black dad. You don't know your dad. Thanks him.

Like, I know my dad. My dad's. but I know him at least. Like everybody's like, oh, a black kid. I had the other thing for Mother's Day. I had no one to talk to. Goofy and Goofy's personality. What about Goofy's personality?

For me, for me, I assume Goofy was black because of how much of a doof is he was, how big and long and lanky he was. And for some, he didn't seem like a black dad to me. I know, I understand. I understand what you argue this, right? You thought he was black because he was retarded? No.

No, see, no. No, see, here's the thing that's interesting to me. You sound like to me of what a white kid would think. Oh, I thought he was black because he has black skin and he's tall and lengthy like black people. Goofy, goofy is, does have black skin, legitimately. So does Mickey Mouse. But they all do. Yeah, I know.

No, Donald's definitely not black. You cannot argue that Donald's like is black. He's never one about the culture. Like when we talk about the show, Doug, right, you can argue that. Okay, I'm pretty sure Skeeter's black. Yeah. Even though, like, the show creators, they talk about what they were originally, they were thinking about him being Hispanic.

They were actually, well, I'm not going to get into it. It's a whole other funny story of why they chose colors instead of like other shit. But Skeeter, okay, that's a black kid. Like, we can see it. What the thing is that, but like, Goofy doesn't give off any vibes that would think the way that he dances, the way that he does, the fishing, the way that he dresses. He pulled up with a standard. He pulled up with a.

70s afro you know what he put it up with a 70s you're talking about that in the second the second movie that that movie doesn't count to me that what you mean that's crazy it's not as this the first one absolutely but it's it's not it's like it's nowhere it's like it's like comparing the first

Ninja Turtles to the third Ninja Turtles movie it's like that one doesn't even the third Ninja Turtles movie does not even exist did you see the part from the third internal to wrap open to his mouth and you can see that guy in his mouth that's actually scared I've never said.

I got to tell you, I got to correct you, that's actually Is that too? No, it's in the first movie. It's actually the first one? Yeah, that's actually the first movie. No way. When they go up state, when they go upstate, when they go up state. And like there's look at, I think it's Donatello actually.

I want to see this. Say Raf, you might be right. It's been a while since I've seen it. But I'm pretty sure it's the first one. You can see the guy's face. Wait. He said his eyes. Inside of it, it's so scary, dude.

That is horrifying. This is so scary. Watch the image of one of the turtles like this. Watch the retrospective, the review of Red Letter Media. They're going over it. I think they talk about it there. Yo, that is the scariest thing. It's from the 1990s Teenage Ninja Turtles movie.

Which color turtle? Yeah, for the first one? No, which one is purple? Purple. So is Donnie. Yeah. That is so scary. I love the idea.

I love the idea of that happening. But for me, like I, like I, for, this is me being a kid, right? This is me being a kid, right? Whenever I saw a character that was kind of treated like the other character, I was like, oh, that's a black person. That's so weird. When you were the other, when you were the other, you were like the black. person. That's why I thought Piccolo was black.

That's why I thought knuckles was sort of black-oded. That's why I thought I never saw the... I never saw the film people were saying Piccolo and the Nemeckians are black where I'm like, are you see what the fuck they're wearing? Like, it blew my mind. There must be like Sikh people. I'm like, it's

not even... That was the thing where I'm like how I see how people see characters within themselves. I get that. But I'm like, when you see what these people... That's why I feel about goofy. I see like goofy. Like goofy is the standard goofy white guy no rhythm super

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it's alternate universe where the creator of a goofy movie was um was a black man which I think a lot of the creating group of it were black people. Wait, wait. But this is... No, no, no, no. It's, it's, it's an argument made from the sake of the show. Because they go, like, they go over the characters of this, is this character black, if this character black, this character black. And they comment on goofy.

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Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. I always kind of agreed with that. I always thought him and Max were black people, but I always, it was always just like because they were just the others people, you know? For the Ninja Turtles, I think it's obvious the turtles are black. I don't know how people argue they weren't, but some people argue that the only one that was black was Raff

and other ones were like an assortment of whatever kind of other things. There are certain eras where I can agree where there are certain eras where I think they are. But like I don't I don't think they're in time like I, cow a like that that whole cowabunga fucking let's let's like that surfers. The surfer skating. The surfers skating because, because skate culture in New York, a lot of black kids skated in New York. No, it's not about. It's not about just skating. It's about like the way they speak, their voices, their intonation.

the things that they say? I don't know, man. I always thought they were. People argue that they aren't. I have never. Look, I have never once heard of life. They sounded like California servers except for Raff.

I understand there's several renditions. And that's the thing. Right. Let's go back to the first. If you look at say the live act or the cartoons, they sounded like California surfers when they made the cartoons. So the first ones. So there's a bunch.

There's the one from the 80s. The 80s. We've had this conversation on the show before, though. No, no, no, no, but the 80s ones, they're white boys. They are white boys in the 80s ones, right? In the comics, in the early comics, I think they're definitely, because they had the California accent, but they're from New York. Yeah, okay, in the comics, they were, dude, these,

these were the widest people in the world wrote these comics. I mean, they definitely weren't black. That doesn't mean they can't be black characters. I understand your argument. They had nothing on their minds of, let's make some black characters, and this will be cool. this was a complete parody and then it blew up

It was a parody? Really? Yes They made this to fucking just to What were they lampooning? I don't even remember They were lampooning What existed before it But like the Teenage Mutiny Ninja Turtle

Was a fucking joke It wasn't supposed to be like a thing But then it caught on If you look it up really It'll show up Yeah yeah yeah I just can't remember I never knew about that personally

I've read a lot of the comics I never knew about it It's like goofy It's just these goofy white guys that were just trying to be funny and then their thing just took like took the world by storm and like oh shit that's kind of how I wish I remembered who it was that's that's so funny

that you say that because that is true and I remember reading about that and I remember my first introduction to the Teenage of Ninja Turtles was that movie and I thought the very concept of it was like this is so fucking dumb I hate this this is such a daredevil

they were there they were fuck there it was daredevil they were they were into it Yeah, you can read into it. I never knew that because for my whole life, I was like, because I also didn't pick it up at the goofier of it. My initial exposure to it was the black and white comics

where everyone kind of had like the red, everyone had like a, everyone was just kind of fucked up and gritty. You know, that was my first exposure to it for my uncle that showed me it. And then eventually I realized like, oh, there's an older one, there's older show.

Where's like teenage, do it did the turn those heroes that I have show. It started off gritty. This was like I said, It was the comic that was that they were fucking around with and it took off. They did some series. Then, of course, it picked up, then they got picked up a show, made it a little more kid-friendly. And it's funny, if you look at the animation from the beginning of the show, fucking stellar.

And then as soon as it gets picked up, it's just ass, which I guess is kind of standard for a lot of people. Just, all right, make the pilot and everything. And then the intro was fucking just perfect. And then they just, you know, hire some, you know, Koreans and pay. I have no money. But, um... Hey, bro. Anyway.

I'll be born in Korea. Yeah. But yeah, it's... I just... I think it's just another thing of like... I, because I never... I know what, like, the average black kid was like. Um, and I was not like them since I grew up away from them.

So I knew I was very different in the urban sense or what people thought was a stereotype. And when I saw these characters, they seem more like the people I knew, you know, in my area and stuff, growing up with... like these people named Taylor and Daniel and shit like that. And the way that they behaved in like, say, a few of the handful of black kids that were around my area, like this dude Corey and shit, who was all in the fashion and everything.

Like, he was not an eternal or he didn't remind me a maximilian or nothing like that. Like it was your, like Wesley, that's what they reminded me. You know, they reminded me of the white kids than I knew. I never got those vibes.

That was weird for me because they, they reminded me to simply of like, based on what they would do, what they would eat, where they would be at, and stuff like that. It reminded me of New York, and I reminded me of myself. Sure. That makes sense. See, I understand that you are a New Yorker.

That makes a... But that's so interesting, because I don't think I ever read, like, oh, this character is in New York, clearly Hispanic, because I see myself in him. You know what I mean? Like, I just think that's kind of interesting. But I mean, New York, New York is like, New York is a place that's so, like, I don't know. because like for some reason like people have like the whole like

typical New York accent and I kid you not I was around a lot of like I feel like that was more of an Italian New York accent because I know a bunch of Puerto Rican people that talk like ghost face killer and stuff like that they don't talk like hey what's going on I'm walking because that accent I didn't hear that very often

but I got to admit I'm also Caribbean so I might have been around a lot of people that are of Caribbean or Latino backgrounds that did not speak like that They had accents from where they came from. So I really heard that accent. That was mostly like an on TV accent I heard. My mom had that accent kind of.

I never. I know your mom does have an accent like that, but I never heard it when I was growing up in New York. And I was just like, where's she from? This is how we talk? My mom? Yeah, was your motto from? Puerto Rico, but the Bronx.

So she just picked up like, you know, she's a Christopher. She's, that's what she says. And it's like, it's very like Italian adjacent because she worked, I guess, with the, I don't know, she might have spent a lot of time or maybe she, I don't know, New York's a very diverse place. So it really just kind of, if you're developing there, it just really is a luck of the draw based on like who you're around or who you're speaking to the most. That's she wasn't going to pick up.

I don't have a New York accent at all. Because she wasn't going to pick up an English accent. She wasn't going to pick up a New York accent from my grandmother who didn't speak English, you know? She was going to see. speak Spanish and then she was going to learn English the way that everybody else was talking and that just happened to be, you know, a very Italian, very kind of almost, almost, uh, whinging Jewish kind of inflection. And so my, my grandma, my mom will switch between like, span, she has like a spanglish kind of accent in some, like, because sometimes it sounds Spanish and then other times it'll sound like a straight up, like it's the fucking, um, sopranos. It's interesting. It's, it's, Very bizarre. That's what it's different for me. Because I grew, I lived in New York until I was like 13.

And I always sort of sound like this. I've never had a different accent at all. I just kind of sound like, yeah, whatever, dude. You know, like I always used dude and bro. Yeah. Like my whole life because I was, guys, I was told not to say niggat all in my house. Like I said it once and I got a beating. And I was like, oh, not in here.

Yeah. Yeah, that was not vocabulary in my house either. Yeah. So I just grew up and I was like, yo, dude, stuff like that. But then I remember. remember I left the inner city and everybody's like, yo, forget about it. And what's going on? I was just like,

huh? And I remember back, I was like, I guess my friend Anton's mom sort of speaks like that. But for me, everybody was like, yo, what's up? Kay, what's going on? Guy, you know, like, I'm talking like everyone I knew that was around me talked like 90s rappers. So that's what I remember

hearing. And I was just like, this is how people from New York Sound. And now growing up, my nephew, My nephew talks like They talk like preppy nerds in New York now I just don't understand that chameleon shit Like the accent is so different now It's not even anywhere what it was when you were younger

I don't understand like Because I feel like once you grow up with an accent I feel like that's it You know that's that's how you sound That's how you're gonna talk or for So when people like are older And then they starts changing Like drastically that shit

fucking, it's so bizarre to me. Have you ever lived in a place that people talk very differently, though? That's the another thing. I have, but the thing is, it's like my friend Daniel, he's been in the States for over a decade, he's from England. He sounds like a British fuck still. He doesn't that sound

80 different. He was completed, he was an adult. It's probably why. And so, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's what they know. My friend, my friend, my friend, Iblind, I've known since since we were like 13 or 14 or something. And he was my British friend on Xbox Live.

And when I met him, I remember he had a really thick British accent. Now he doesn't really sound British at all. Like, he has an accent, but it's like, it's like this massacred. Like, it does not sound. Like, if you were to guess, you might be able to guess like that he's British from like very specific words. But it does, like, I don't know, do you think he sounds British? I think that sounds British, but like not extremely British. He doesn't sound like he's not Harry Potter fucking.

You know what I mean? He's not like fucking Hermione the sound in British, no. It's just interesting to me when I see people like how they can change that much. I know a lot of people can do it, but I find it fascinating. It's like when people spend enough time in the South, they go in the deep South, and all of a sudden they have twang when they come back. And I'm like, how does it? I think it's the idea of like you have to change the language you speak, you know?

Because like if you speak English and you come from the UK, you won't have to really change the way you speak. But let's say like if you speak, if you're like from like, I don't know, Iran or something like that, you come to America and you're learning English while you're here, I think that will affect the way you speak English. You'll probably sound like people that aren't from here. That's very true. But I'm talking about just people who have English as their first language. They're like they'll even, they'll go somewhere and they'll spend enough time there and they start assimilating. And I guess that's the part where it's like it almost seems like very suggestible people.

where they almost don't have an identity and then they kind of leach on to other people that's what it just feels like to me because I just I've lived in so many different places and I've seen people have like some wild I sometimes like I have a friend that lives around a bunch of hicks

but then she sounds like a valley girl and I'm like how did this happen like it just it blows I know for me personally I say words in Spanish how do you sound like you from California and everybody around you sounds like a slack jawed fucking hick

like how does this even happen? words like I say words that are like for instance I've been around my girlfriend so much and her mom only speaks Spanish like that is it she only speaks Spanish I say solas at a bed in living room sometimes see no mommy's way we have to get to this question because I love this oh yeah let's go let's go home and brown 98 wrote in Holman brown 90 oh boy he goes hello there my deranged moral compass me and my girlfriend are into seeing stage shows and musicals on London's West End. After the failed attempt at the Spider-Man musical

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It said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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Well, he said... You said... You said... You said, Cratos. You said, Cratos. Having to recite a musical number seems funny to me. Keep up the fine work, Jess. That would be fun.

Love... Christopher Judge, like, uh, all singing. Shit, I can see that. He can probably sing knowing him, too. Yeah, probably. He probably fucking sing his ass off. Here's the War, absolutely. You're like 100%.

I need Dom. I need fucking John DiMaggio Would fucking probably be up for it too That's why it would probably be good It's just Have him sing some numbers And I wanted to get as popular as Greece I want the Gears musical

To get gears on Broadway To be celebrated for decades Like Greece I can't even express to you How much I would love to sincerely see I would be in the fucking front row Of Gears of War on Broadway way.

So, you couldn't, I would have the playbill. I'd be reading through it. I'd be like, oh, man, I can't wait to fucking hear this song about, unironically. That is, there is no better, like, there would be no better fit, I think. Like, I'm actually, I'm trying to think of other ones that I think would be good, and I don't think any of them are nearly even remotely as good as Gears of War in a musical set. I wouldn't listen to street, because I wouldn't hear somebody die. That would, like, they would fuck so.

someone would get like they would Tatsu Makisampuk somebody and they would break their neck and it would just be a dead person trying to hide he's had doke in it but he's like a dead fly around you know I feel like doing the Kuma dash around the place and he breaks his back I feel like that's the thing

it's like the street fighter one would have a lot of people probably hurt themselves trying to do those things like you're doing the moves for sure doing the moves it'd be like flash kick break your neck and it lands right on his neck but that would be amazing

someone does a spinning bird kick and they just bring them up the wrong way and they're paralyzed for the rest of their life it would just be so beautiful if you want to see it be a disaster street fighter does make a lot of sense and that's gonna be fucking like this is no no

no because you can be tech and someone just gets beat to death because you have to hire the range people for it so someone playing Kazi and beat a young man that death were you going to say Chris no I was gonna say just like I could

The thing that's fucking available Is I could I could really I could see a Gears of War musical being like not the worst I want it Like I could see it being like

Like I can't even imagine The musical number for General Ram And like fucking It would be pretty fucking good Dude there'd be like a Like the car mine joke You've always getting killed and shit Oh my God

We This needs. needs to, I, you know what? I'm going to, I'm going to reach out to Viv. I'm going to reach out to Viv, the creator of a has been hotel. She's a big musical person.

We're going to picture this. I'm going to say, listen, you and I are going to work together on this. Leave your, that show that you worked really, really hard on for several years, ditch it. I know you got picked up. I know you got picked up. I know you got picked up by A24, and I know you're working with actors who I wish I would do anything to be in a room with.

However, this needs to happen now. Anything. Fuck. Everything you got going on. I have to see. I have to hear general, general, general, general, ram. I have to hear that. I have to hear it.

I'm going to see her, like, I think tomorrow. So I'm going to be like, hey. Maria, Maria. That would be so distasteful. That would be so wildly distasteful. You remind me before you were dead. How do you have a problem? I think you're trapped in a worm and it's gory

Trapped in the worm set Think about think about that Dude the worm set would be so awesome Yeah I think that actually would be A fucking winner It would be a winner That shit would actually look at a fucking city It's a giant worm

Hey, Sweeney, you brought up, I just, I wanted to ask you something if you knew this, because I just learned this maybe like just a few years ago. I always wondered and I never looked this up. So you mentioned the Tatsimatsu Matsu Simpiyaku. Yeah. You mentioned that. Whenever I would hear Ryu and Ken say, I never knew what the fuck they were saying. And I was like, that doesn't sound anything like what it's actually called.

And I never looked it up because I'm just an idiot, right? I just wondered, didn't make any sense to me. Then I finally, a little while ago, maybe like two or three years ago, I looked it up. What the fuck are they saying? And then I just learned that. It's just taking the first, the prefixes.

So it's like Tasumaki, so it's Tasmat sent puke. And I was like, I never, how the fuck would I know? Like, you would, because you can't guess that. That's not a thing that you could just know. I only knew it because I looked up what they're saying. and then I shred it. Well, that would be the best way to figure it out.

I mean, that's the only way. But I was like 13. I was like 13. I was just like, oh, that's what they're saying. Oh. So you knew like most of your life. And I just like me as a, when I was very young. Probably like 30 years old or something.

I'm like, oh. I was like, oh, Tatsamuangipu. Oh, I get it. What really, and the funny thing is I still didn't. So there's a song called Demons with. Ryu by this band called Amir. The beginning of the song is, it claims he's saying Tatsimasi Simbu Kiyaku. But that is not, whatever he's saying, it goes, da-da-da-da-da.

Like in that, and I'm like, those don't fit anywhere. And people were trying to figure out what he was saying in the comments. And the best thing people came up with it says, that's a nice-sized pelican. And then people are like, what is he saying? It sounds like that's a nice size pelican I don't understand And yeah Even then I didn't look it up

And even then like when I like Shinku Tatamaki You know like whenever he would do the X version of it Shinku Tatumaki Simbuyaku The only one They fully say it When they fully say it isn't my marvelous Capcom 3 they fully say what it is But the other one is like Shinku Tatamaki

Yeah And I remember like being like oh yeah Like that I guess that makes sense But I found out only because I was looking shit up I only found out because when I was younger one day, I was like, I have to find out what they're saying that's bugging me, not knowing exactly what they're saying, because I would read it out and I'd be like, hmm, so I just looked it up one day. I never took the time to do it. Let's get to this last guy. I got to.

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Is that the, is that C-VAT? I don't know about you guys. I don't know how you guys feel about this. But I feel like having a playlist for that is kind of insane. I understand. So for me, it's like I definitely have a song that I think is like the least objectionable. And like it's not it's not so much that it works. It's just so much that it's like this, this, this, this.

It's better than silence. And it works. And I'll play that song, maybe, sometimes, maybe. But, like, it'll never, like, I don't have, like, this playlist of, of songs that I, like, oh, it's time to, it's time to fuck. Let me put the fucking playlist on. Like, I don't have that. I'm trying to think. Probably a bad idea because you might train yourself and then you can't have sex without it.

Yeah, that's that. Or you'll have the answer. The problem that I have now is that, like, I can. can't listen to that song without thinking about doing that. Like, which is why it's like, it's limited to one song. It's, I mean, it's, it's, uh, deadhead by a Devon Sound, Devon Townsend Townsend project. It's, it's long.

Well, it's not long enough, but it's like longer than a normal song would be. It's long enough. And it's a good song. It's a good rhythm. It's like a deaf tones, kind of like. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did presented by eBay. I'd never owned a vintage camera before.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow, Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like vibe kind of thing, and it's like, okay, this works.

But I don't know, man, a playlist is a whole playlist. I can't even imagine. What you're saying, I actually kind of makes sense a little bit. Like, say, if I was thinking about actually a vibe and ambiance, I have an idiom. It's really, it's idiom, but it's really more of a trans mix. because like this trans music is like like trance I like you know like it's just it sounds so close to like

I love transsexual music you know what I'm talking about like I'm looking to where you're going to do the snip or you're going So like that it's very soothing It's usually like nice soft beats with like some chicks singing over it with a beautiful voice

that actually would make sense if I was thinking of like a setting or whatever but my the only reason I put on music If ever, is I live with people and I just kind of want to just mask, you know, like, I just want to be courteous. Yes, that is the only reason why I put on music myself, if anything. Yeah. So the first thing I put on is I have a general playlist, which is just a mix of, like, everything. It's not anything specific.

It's mostly like a lot of old metal that's not too heavy. But it's just like, I just put it on real quick. Just like, it's not even about thinking about anything. I'm not banging to the beat. That must sound wild. That would be a wild time. I'm not even thinking about... Some crazy shit.

Some incubus level shit just tearing someone's ass up. I will say one time and I felt so corny. Word out. This was like... This was like 2011, 2012 or some shit that the girl I was with at the time. She was really into this band called The Ghost Inside. And because of that, she was like... Because it's a very like fast, hardcore.

band, very melodic and stuff. One of my favorite bands. And then I felt so corny because knowing that, oh, it's her favorite band. She was trying to, like, make it, like, almost kind of romantic in a way. And I was like, this is so fucking stupid. Like, I felt dumb.

And the music's fast as fuck, mind you. It's not really a song you want to, like, try to actually perform. Nah, but did you do it? Did you least about to do this attempt? I mean, I, I don't remember exactly the whole I just, I have, like, remnants of, like, just being in the, where I used to, live and then the music playing all

loud and just being like this is stupid. But I don't really remember how I performed. I don't really remember the actual like encounter, not really. And I just remember I just remember the embarrassing parts. The parts that made me feel stupid. Like just like, oh, this song's dope. Like this fucking breakdown's about to go on and you're like

it just didn't match up. It didn't match up. It's not. What I do, I wouldn't recommend. For sex, what I do is I like complete silence. I like complete death silence. I want to, I like, deadly silence and I like counting how many strokes I give before I'm out the game. That is how I do it.

Yo, I've gotten up to 16. I've gone up to 16. That's my max. And I'm fucking, I'm really pushing for 20. I get 20. Dude,

you're a fucking champion. You got to 16? 16. The whole strokes. I mean like 16, 16 like a minute? Nah, period.

Period. 69 minute is still outrageously slow. It's so funny that you said. It is a great way to pace yourself if you bust quick, though. So you kind of just like, oh,

oh, take another 10 seconds. You're fucking really, really, really, guess to me in how much it got left. Wait, wait,

wait, one more. Oh, oh, man. I do like that idea of, I've never thought about that, but counting how many strokes, I kind of like that. I'm dead, Lisa.

But honestly, when I've all jokes aside, I usually put on some sort of like, like vapor soul, like vapor soul, vapor switch music. You know, music words like someone's singing like a sort of a Caribbean soulful beat and then like some like electronic in behind it, you know. Or I put on like the luther vandross of some sort of, Van Drogles or some shit like that, but that's like, I did that when I was younger.

I'll put on the family guy theme. The family guy. And I'm, I always finish before. I always finish before lowest parts begins. Jesus. I always have always done. That's the beginning. That's dead.

No, dead. And it seems the day before that I'm already done. I'm already low roll. Anyway, we're, we're going over the clock here. It's time to, uh, it's time to, uh, it's time to. to say goodbye thanks to everybody who supports our show.

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They're all in one big cluster Oh my god You know the thing of like Freaking on Rainbow Bright what's what you call a rainbow dash and Spider-Man? No, what are you talking about? See him both? I don't know what you're doing else?

You know that meme where Spider-Man, that guy on the top of the building, a little horse on the top of the building? And Spider-Man's, like, pointing down, like, whoa, do you see that? I don't know what you're talking about. I don't remember that, actually. You've never seen that meme before? You're describing it really poorly. There's Spider-Man on top of a building pointing at something,

and he's with, like, rainbow dash, and it's like, whoa, do you see that? What the fuck is Rainbow Dash? The one of the little, my little ponies. Why do you know its name? Because I have nieces. I even know that. Because when the bronies became popular, I have nieces and stuff. Plus, I don't think the show is the worst thing ever.

I don't watch it. I have nieces. I've never seen one second of that show. I have nieces, guys, that I grew up with. Okay. You live here. But, all right, Carpe Diem. That I grew up with.

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Mortal of peace. Look, I'll put it in our, I like that. What? I'll put it in our freaking discord. It's right there. I have straight up never seen that. But it's Bo and Obama. Do you see that brown man go missing?

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