The Snark Tank - #142: DEAD SPACE REMAKE IS WOKE?!?!

Episode Date: February 6, 2023

Apparently everything is WOKE now...Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I tell myself, it's not about comparing. But then I start wondering, what can they lift? Are they adding more weight to their barbell than I am? And suddenly, I'm not training. Then I realize, my journey is not theirs. I've earned every step. So I smile. My smile is the shape resilience takes to keep me moving.

To put more smiles out into the world, Colgate has supported female athletes for over 50 years with the Colgate Women's Games, the nation's longest running indoor track and field series for girls and women. Colgate, your smile is your story. strength. At CVS, it matters that we're not just in your community, but that we're part of it. It matters that we're here for you when you need us, day or night, and we want everyone to feel welcomed and rewarded. It matters that CBS is here to fill your prescriptions and here to fill your craving for a tasty and, yeah, healthy snack. At CBS, we're proud to serve your community because we believe

where you get your medicine matters. So visit us at cbs.com or just, just come by our store. We can't wait to meet you. Store hours vary by location. Click and collect. Order confirmed. Dad, tomorrow can we start a band? Yeah! Can we become robots? Affirmative. Can we go crab battling?

That isn't a thing. How about swimming? Dad, can we take a nap? You not off and I'll pick up the shop and deal. Deal. While you do the important things, we'll do the essentials. Book your free click and collect slot at tesco.e or in app.

Tesco, every little helps. Terms and conditions apply. Hey, look, you see. Uh-huh. Hey. Joe Swanson. Joe Sonson crying. Hey, everyone.

Hey, everybody. Hey, Peter. Welcome back to the, uh, welcome back to the Snark Tank podcast episode, I don't know, 48. I don't know how. How many of these are we on? 48. 48? 48.

That's crazy. We're at like 143, I think. That's fucking crazy. That's crazy. No, 142. Okay. Welcome to episode 199 of the Snark Tank podcast. You'll never fucking know what this is.

You'll never have it. Unless you're reading the title of this, even then, we might lie to you. In fact, we lie. In fact, when we upload this episode, call it episode 200 and then continue out. Don't do that. Don't do that and confuse the fuck out of people. I love the idea. It's probably a bad idea, but I don't know.

It makes me chuckle. It would definitely consume, but it would not be helpful at all. It would just be funny for me exclusively. But welcome back to the show. Obviously, this is whatever it is we do. I feel like, you know what's weird? I feel like it's been a while since I've actually introduced the show. Because we usually just

Talkin about bullshit lately Yeah because we usually just immediately Launch into a fucking You guys had like a suggestion Before we do there's something that we really really want to talk about today And we have to have to do it Oh by the way Just just before everybody gets fucking pissed

I know you knew this already When you clicked on this episode There's gonna be a slightly shorter one I have a meeting for LASIC That I have to kind of get done So this would be slightly shorter but don't worry I'm gonna be back and I'm going to be blind

because I'm going to intentionally what I'm going to do is because a friend of mine said it's actually like a really simple procedure so what I'm going to do is I'm going to like when the laser I'm not having the surgery by the way I'm just going to make sure that I can do it but when I do the surgery

I'm going to shake my head real fast while the laser is just to see like what just to see like how good this technology is I'm going to run like a little test it's going to be like that scene in the dead space too Yeah, yeah, I always think of that. You got to move.

You got to move your head and get away from the laser. That is an iconic scene. I just killed them over and over and over again because it was fucking fun. Yo, yo, yo. I didn't die that way. And I found out later on what happens. And I was like, fuck. I'm glad I didn't die.

What's up? What's up? I'm actually glad this came up. Dead Space remake is fucking amazing. It is fucking incredible. I'm gonna get it tomorrow. I actually can't get over how good it is. I'm actually like so stunned by it because like obviously the Killissa Protocol was kind of like,

I liked it, but it wasn't like, it wasn't nearly as good as it should have been. There's been a lot of disappointing games lately. But like that high-fi rush game that came out of nowhere out of tango is fucking sick. And now this Dead Space remake is fucking on another, like unquestionably, miles better than the original Dead Space like by a lot bro that's saying a lot I recently played Dead Space One

and it's a good game don't give me wrong it's a good game is how is the how's the ratio like say compared to Resident Evil 2 to Reginal Evil remake would you put it on the same level I would sincerely it is easily a contender for like one of the best remakes

of like all time like sincerely I wouldn't say it's like as shocking as Resident Evil 2 because Resident Evil 2 obviously had a lot more to improve on It came out so fucking long ago Yeah it came out so long ago so like they actually have Dead Space remake is definitely like more of It is it it's more faithful to the original But at the same time like they've done

So like all of the shitty everything that was even remotely Not good about the original Dead Space stuff like the like the boss fights in the turret sections They're all like amazing now. Like, they're highlights of the game. That's insane. I can't wait. So, like, there's, like, zero-gravity parts, right? That were, like, kind of annoying, because you had to, like, aim at a wall and then, like, jump.

But now it uses, like, Dead Space 2's ZeroG, so you can, like, float around and fly. And it makes all those sections that were, like, really fucking irritating way, way cooler. And, like, the Ishi Moro is, like, fully explorable. There's no, like, there's no... Oh, really? Because what, Entitian Moro? Yeah, you can, like, if you're, like, if you're, like, at the last level, you could go all the way back to the dock.

It reminds me of, it's like Resident Evil 2. It's like the mansion. It's just a, it's this place that it loads in the beginning and then never loads again. It's like seamless. You can, you don't need the tram to get from point A to point B. There's like side missions and it's fucking awesome. Wait, Derek, can you go, can you go back to the ends of the precinct towards the end of the game, Resident Evil 2?

No, right? Well, towards the end of it now. At a certain point, you're locked downstairs, right? At, yes. At a certain... In Resident. To remake it. But what I mean is like just the entire ship is up until like obviously, obviously, I'm gonna get it.

There's always a point in a game where there's like, you know, there's a point of no return. You're, you know, you're getting to the end. Obviously, yeah, for sure. They're like, hey, you can't go back. Obviously, by yada yada. But it's, I am, I'm just fucking blowing. I couldn't believe it. What the hell?

Everything's all right. Definitely. I only have dead space two on Steam. What the fuck? I thought I had both. Huh. Don't bother with it. The first one, first one's so much worse now.

I just kind of wanted to have, I guess I'll just watch videos to have, you gave me a good breakdown and I'll just watch a video, I guess. You're not going to play it? Well, no, no, I mean like playing the original. Verses, versus. Because I wanted, I love doing that. I love playing the original versus what's new so I can feel it. But I'm like, okay, I thought I already had it in my Steam library. Apparently I don't.

I have one and two on Steam. Streaming those games is horrible. or OBS and those games are not like not compatible at all similar Cotor You have to pay Quator on console Or else it'll be horrible The console version is the most reliable The most reliable one

I definitely had to patch it up to get it to run Fine on Steam Is that game still coming out Is that or is that not happening anymore? I don't know I don't think so That makes me so sad Let's look it up If there's any news

I have it on good authority That it will still happen But it's way far out It's nowhere near done So forget about it now And be pleasantly surprised When it shows up again If it does

That makes me so sad Bro I was so excited I went back and I beat one Just because of that game Coming out again And it's crazy how you think One is a good game Until you put on a modern game

Like you think it's a great You're like Oh my culture You know I'm building my life I'm making my like mesh armor. It's pretty cool. Look, let me talk.

Look, I will say, no, no, no, no, I'm going to push back against this. Because I have no nostalgia for Star Wars at all. I don't even particularly like bioware games that much outside of, like, I don't like Dragon Age. Like, I'm not, like, for me, it's like Mass Effect is like the only, those are the only bioir games that I really jived with. I don't have nostalgia for Star Wars. I got pretty deep into Cotaur and enjoyed it, despite the fact that it was, like, completely Coulter is a great video game.

That is, that, if there was. was ever an elderly video game, it's that one. It's not like Mario on the NES. It's not like, I don't know, like an early PS1, like, Pubsy 3D or something. Cotor is elderly. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. When I was living in Chicago, I took part in my first ever giant charity sale and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. They were items that marked huge moments in my life and in my career. And though I was ready to pass them along, I also wanted to make sure they were going to someone

who would love them. One of the things I loved the most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. It wound up being so much fun to see where each and every item was going, where it was going to be loved. And in passing items along like that, authenticity really matters to the person who's getting them. That's why I love eBay's authenticity guarantee. They weren't just listing my items. They were verifying them, making sure something was genuinely from where it claimed to be, in this case, my closet. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Find what you

love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. Agents who are realtors do more than open doors. They analyze market trends, interest rates, comps. They can tell you about flood zones, mixed use zones, and decode acronyms like HOA, APR, MLS. They connect you to lawyers, contractors, even Phil, the Seward scope guy. They negotiate, coordinate, advocate for you, close the deal with you, and hand the keys to you. They bring you home. Real Tours are members of the National Association of Real Tours, right by you. It feels elderly. It feels like a fucking licensed animorphs game sometimes.

Like, it is, look, it's a fucking ugly. It is a great video game in quality, but graphics and, like, play is just like, it's just like, it's rough to play now. This is old. This is definitely old, but I love it. I can play that game for hours without stopping. I feel like Cotor is. the kind of game, like, if you were to play it now, you have to really appreciate video games to even remotely enjoy it. Like, like, the, I think the only reason I even got remotely far in

Cotor recently is because I just appreciate game design. And I understand, like, the full scope of, like, limitations of that time. And, like, you cannot, you cannot put Cotor in front of, like, a seven-year-old. He is going to vomit, uncontrollably. It's going to be, like, like, a punishment. Or, or he'll have such a huge, misconception about video games. Yeah, he'll be like, what the fuck? The only video game you ever played is Cotor as like a 22 year old now.

You're like, I played Cotor and it's like, he's like, he's like, that's impossible. What do old 3D games look like to like the youth now? I wonder how they see through their eyes. I don't know. It's weird because like I look at old. Do they see that shit and they're like, because we saw the evolution.

Like, like, say if you showed a kid, say you show a 12 year old like tech and three, are they going to be like, what the fuck am I looking at? Are they going to be like so like, What is, like, what is this? Why are they, why do they look like fucking cardboard boxes? Swinney and I, Swinney and I are a little younger than you, but, like, I feel like, you know, when we were young,

we had a, like, we kind of came into it during 3D, I think. Like, 3D was, like, pretty common by the time that we were, like, of the age to really start thinking about, like, what the hell we were absorbing and, like, oh, you know, it. Oh, definitely. And I, I could look at old. Games to you look, did they look good to you? you when you were a kid? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so you see, you're still young enough. They didn't look good. They looked amazing. They looked unbelievable. Yeah, you guys are, you guys are still at the age

where, so I'm thinking of someone who literally, like, you know, someone who's fucking in great school now that for sure did not grow up with that shit. Like, their parents had to show it. Someone sees Laura Kraft and they start vomiting. Yeah. They're like, they're like, they're like, they probably laugh seeing Laura Croft and being like, this is stupid. They look at it like, stupid. They look at it like we look at Atari games. That would, that would break my heart. That would, if someone, if someone looked at something like Tekken 3 or like, you know, I don't know, like Spiro, like Ripto's Rage or something.

And they looked at that like I looked at fucking Custer's revenge on Atari. Like fucking Frogger. Yeah. Like, if they looked at it, this. Fucking bomber man, you're like, what is this? Yeah, I would be so sad. I'm old enough to where I remember playing the official X-Men game on Nintendo on N. And I thinking this shit looked at it now.

And I'm like, it's, I can barely tell that's Wolverine. Like, when I look at it now, it's so funny. We're all like, I remember playing Commando and that shit looked dope. And now I'm like, and then I'm just like, wait. It's, I am still fascinated. I'm never not being fascinated by that. For me, it was jarring because the PS2 to PS3 era. I remember playing.

playing a PS. I remember like playing my first PS, my first like, Gen 3 3 3, Gen 3 consoles game was Dead Rising. I remember playing Dead Rising for like a whole summer so engrossed in it. Then I went back and I played like Shadow Colossus. And I was like, what the fuck? This looked good three months ago. What happened? Three months ago this looked good. That was a stupid leap.

That was an insane leap, though, at the time. It was a fucking... Arguably? Was that the best one you think, or would you mean? I think so. I think, unquestionably, just the... I think unquestionably, just the... I talked about this on one of Collins shows, too,

but just like the fucking... The jump from that, like, PS2 Xbox to Xbox 360 PS3, that was fucking nuts. Because that was like... Because not only did things... like look like things still like the original dead space still looks really fucking good still like it looks obviously old but it's not it's far from unplayable as far as like the problem is the textures if anything it's just the texture and even that it's like i remember the gears of war

being i remember playing gears of war and being like this is fucking ridiculous i don't even understand how this is possible i was just playing fucking i don't even the dumbest shit on ps2 like it's like it looks like candy land or something and then all of a sudden here's gears of war two or like, you know, that was, so not only graphically, but just like the, like, what the mission, the fact that there was a home screen, you know, like a dashboard and like a marketplace and like demos and the controllers were wireless and it connected to the fucking internet and eventually you could like stream Netflix on it and that's like how you would, like, like, unquestionably, that was like the biggest leap that we have had and probably ever will have,

I think, sincerely. Like, I don't think, yeah, I don't think we'll ever have. one generation to the next like that. Like, I don't think the PS6 to the PS5 will be even remotely as big as the PS2 to the PS3. I just don't think so. Unless VR should become super common, no. But even that, even that's the same. We're kind of like reaching limits of, I feel like the only thing you can really do is just the TVs are going to get bigger.

And then I feel like... Graphics are going to improve enough to where it still looks good on an insanely massive television. Because, you know, if you look like, I remember I had a 17 inch. I had a very small TV that I had a, I had a 43 inch and I had a very small and it was under 20 inches. I would play Skyrim on Xbox 360 on the small one. And it looks so fucking gorgeous, you know, because it's so compacted. And it looked like shit on my 43 inch. And so I feel like just the graphics, everything's just the resolution.

Everything's just going to get to a point where you're not going to notice the difference that much because everything's getting bigger. And so, like, if you play, I imagine if you play, like, on my, if I played a PS5 on my, the type of monitor that I have right now in my PC, which is like 20 something inches, I can't even imagine how gorgeous it would look compared to playing it on a 55, the 55 inch in my, in my room. I just feel like, it's going to be so, like, it's bare. Let me ask you this. How do you feel about the jump from PS4 pro to PS5? Like, was it significant to you? Not like...

In performance. In performance, not in the eventual quality. Performance it was, yeah. The reason... The reason why... So the SSD is huge, obviously, and the fact that, like, most games are 60 is, like, really game-changing.

As far as, like, console goes. But at the same time, it's like... Again, that PS2 to PS3 is like... That was more than just graphics. That was, like, the way that we interact with these machines. Like, I watch Netflix. Like, I watch all my shows. I play all of my...

music through my fucking console. If I'm not, if I'm outside, obviously I'm using my phone, but like if I'm home, like my console is the thing that I use for fucking everything. Like I send messages through it. All of that, like that is such a fundamental shift. It's crazy. And that started, that is not different from the PS4. That's not different from the PS3. It's the same exact fucking system that started there. And so for me, it's like, yeah, the SSD is cool and having like no loading is is really cool. But ultimately it just makes the games better. It's the same. It's It doesn't fundamentally shift, like, how we interact with it in the same way that... This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush.

Check out this special moment we did on our show, presented by eBay. There's a different kind of care that comes with letting something meaningful go, especially when it has a story attached to it. When you pass something on, you want to know it's being handled with respect. I took part in my first ever giant charity sale, and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. Some of them were truly one-of-a-kind pieces connected to specific moments, TV sets, or from personal collections. One of the things I loved the most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop.

Sure, people who wanted a pair of my jeans could get them, but people who might be a different size than me could buy accessories. If you're a size 8, you're lucky, because that's my shoe size. They could do purses, jewelry, all sorts of things. Some people needed winterwear, some people wanted summer dresses. It wound up being so much fun. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You know, the NES has more in common with the PS2 than the PS2 has with the PS3. I feel absolutely confident saying that. I mean, whatever, I don't really have a...

I can't really say. I can't argue that. Like, I can't argue that. But at the same time, like, that wouldn't surprise me slightly. It wouldn't surprise me. I'd be like, yeah, you're right. Because the PS3 was a fucking computer. That's what it was.

That's true. Like, the PS2 was trying to be a computer. And the PS2 was an NES that played DVDs. That's what it was. That's what it was. It was still a games machine when you weren't. playing games, you weren't using it. It served no purpose if you weren't playing a game. Maybe you could like, I don't know, maybe burn a CD on it. I know you could do that with

the PS1 if you modded it. But like... Remember, were you in that time we were in Manhattan and we saw all of the fucking modded PS2s or PS1. And you were like, yeah, have one. And I was like, what? Yeah, I have a... Why do you just have one of those? Because there was a guy in my building. I think his name was Ben. He was like, he lived on the sixth floor. We lived on the third. So he was obviously king. of the building and he uh he he was friends with my parents uh and so like we would they would just like come over sometimes and he was like i guess he was like into computer programming and i had a PS1 he was like yo i could do something crazy for your PS1 i could make it so you can get games

from blockbuster burn them on a on your PC burn them on a on a on a blank CD ROM or whatever and then you'll have the game and then you can just return it and i was like so you're teaching so you're gonna help me steal and he's like yeah yeah yeah and I was saying my parents didn't have a problem with this I guess because they I don't even think they understood the concept of video games really so they were just like I don't give a shit if you steal these like what who cares uh and so like he modded my PS1 and it's it still works to this day like I can like get a disc I could I even well it's it's easy way now because you could just get ROMs on the internet and like download them and burn them onto a CD ROM and then like play them on a PS1 and then I have an original authentic copy it's it's fucking dope but uh There was a trick. There was a trick that I, my piece, my, my, my, my PS1 was not modded,

but there was, I remember there was a little something that would need to close, they needed to go inside this hole that like, it was somehow authenticated. I can't remember what it was exactly, but it was, you had, as long as you had that engaged,

it, like, bypassed, and I was able to play burn games. I don't remember what it was. It was so long ago. go, but it was basically the part was open, you know, the part that opened. Yeah, yeah. So you kept that open, then you engaged one of the things, and it somehow bypassed

and I was able to play, like, I had all these fucking, like, I had some Dragon Ball Z type shit and all this stuff that you know, it was completely in Japanese. I had fucking hard to navigate the menus and stuff, but those were dumb, bro. I'd probably look it up on YouTube because I can't remember exactly what the fuck we did, but it

worked. I thought that was pretty cool. I wouldn't be surprised if that's literally all he did. He just put like a thing over, you know, but... You just did something. Yeah, yeah. Because I had original, I had an original like Blanche PS1. Like, I remember because there was like a

difference between them. Like, I think the later ones had the disc laser on the top or something. It was like, I can't remember. It was like a very specific thing. But, yeah. Yeah. It's, it's, uh, anyway, that space is fucking dope. We were going to talk, we were going to talk about something specifically before we got

into what we really wanted to talk about. And I kind of forgot what that was. We were going to talk about the last of our. Oh, right, right, right, the last of a show. The vast, the bust. The vast bust. The last bust. I like that a lot.

That's a good point. Three days out. He's still edging himself. He's still. It's fucking years. It's been 20 years. So all of you. 20 years later.

Dolls just holding on. The condition he's going to, when he comes, he's going to die. Can you imagine? Can you imagine literally? Can you imagine Goonie? for 20 years? That is in that same legendary. That's legendary.

That's all, but like, how do you, how do you live? You know, because you got to, like, you got to, like, eat, you got to, like, work, you know, you got to, like, you got things to do, you know? You're a feral person. So if you have, like, 20 years to just goon straight,

and since you're going and you don't feel hungry because you're about to come. So all of your knee, all your, all of your facilities that has been in stasis pretty much. Do you think that's what, do you think that's what Ghalam was doing the whole time? He was just goon. to the ring.

And it was, and he was like, ooh, oh, I'm so close to the ring. He's a hobbit. So hobbits with a long time. And he did that for so long that he became so skinny and so small. He became so thin. Well, he's a hobbit. He's smaller than the hobbits, though. No, he's not.

He's just bent and contorted. You're telling me, you know what's crazy to me about Gallum? Like that, that, like that, none of that CG, that's just that guy. guy. You've never seen the footage? The idea of that walking out on his set. They're like, hey, Ghalem, here's your lines. Like, all right, thank you.

He gets a cup of coffee. All right, let me get in there. And he goes in there, and everyone is not immediately vomiting at the side of him. Can you imagine running into a, can you imagine running into a, a like a like a standing upright Gallum in like kind of like casual wear at like a Ralph's

like an unemployed actor Like you're just like He's looking at He's looking at like refried beans or something He's like I don't know if I need these Gallum looks like a late This is going to sound horrible But Gellum looks like a late game drug at it

You know when they're about like they're like Just about out the door you know Yeah Like when it's like almost over and it's just like he looks like a small little bit more times man you know he looks like a small version of those like

those like living mummies in like India who are like a hundred and like you see those videos on like on uh twitter or whatever of like it's like this guy's a hundred and twenty eight and he looks like a fucking mummified body there was this guy guy that I

dude that's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my fucking life that's not the most that's not the most doesn't thing for me at all yes it is absolutely sad almost like just let them die. It's disgusting. No, I mean like for sure Who who the

Being alive at that point is Absolute torture. There's there's no Reason to be alive and then you die and then You make it a few more years And that's how your ghost looks That's your ghost now like you you've you've pushed far Like you've gone too far You go to paradise looking like that

You go to paradise looking like you've been I don't know like you're fucking smore What if you keep making it and eventually They make a thing they can cure that can like re I don't know, rehydrate you and you're like, oh, thank God. Did you see that they fucking. I'm back.

Did you see that they actually like figured that out sincerely, actually for real? What? There's like actual scientists that have actually like sincerely figured out how to like reliably and like often reverse the aging process. Like actually. What do you mean like the age? Well, I guess it's more like halting.

But I think it is like I look, I'm not a scientist. I don't know the specific. words but this is actually like since like it's actually real like it's not like fake science it's like real science actually like it's like it's like a recent recent breakthrough it's fucking nuts is it like is it like this is gonna this gonna sound stupid or me try being try hard but is it like is it I forgot what's myosis or mitosis is it pretty much it prevents your cells from decaying it's so without needing the need to separate or duplicate anymore it's halted okay I'm stay at the point where they are look look I'm gonna butcher this I'm gonna go off of my

memory of this because to me just to me the outcome is more fascinating than the the little facts that I don't have enough educationers are freaking out already but specifically I think what you're talking about I think the breakthrough specifically was they had assumed that the the goal or like the way that you would stop the aging process was that you would find a way to stop cells from decaying yes You'd find ways to find, you know, just figured that out. But I think they found out that the problem is, isn't that cells decay. The problem is that cells over time don't replenish themselves.

No, cells over time forget how to repair themselves. So over time, it's basically like they're drawing from information and that connection to that information gets like weaker and weaker and time. And that's why things decay. And so I think the breakthrough was, okay, we're going to figure out how to reconnect. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay. Music has always been one of my teachers. There was a vinyl record I used to play during a quiet, very formative season of my life.

Late nights, no distractions, just me, the music and my thoughts. Over time, life changed, schedules filled up. and somewhere along the way that record disappeared. I didn't notice right away, but I felt the absence of what it represented. So I searched for that same vinyl, same version, the same cover, and I found it on eBay. When it arrived, I couldn't wait to listen. And when I finally did, the music was the same, but I wasn't. I heard it differently. I understood it differently.

And that's when it really hit me. Objects can evolve us. They can remind us of practices we want to return to. or values we don't want to lose, a versions of ourselves that still matter. That's what I love about eBay. It's not just about buying things. It's also a place where you can let go of items

that are no longer serving you or that you no longer need. You can give items a new life, a new story with someone else. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Visit eBay.com to shop your favorite finds. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Or basically like reboot yourselves. so that way they're so so apparent like that's apparently real it's fucking nuts I don't know how I think it's like it's a 52% success rate apparently which is like way higher than that's unbelievable

in fact yeah I mean inevitably they would be able to figure out how to do things like that it's just like you know hormone replacement therapy it's like we 100% know what needs to be done it's it's basically we have these cells and then the hormones tell them what to do yeah it's not specific amount so it makes sense

yeah it's not it's not It makes sense. It's not crazy. That's wild. The second I met somebody and they told me that they were a trans man and I was like, that's fucking crazy. That is astonishing. That's shit. Do you remember the first time I met a trans woman, bro?

Yeah. Remember she's friend? Derek, yeah. I think he's the same man. Derek. And same name. No idea. I just thought of some random Italian guy.

No clue. Yeah, yeah. That shit will confuse you, bro. When you meet like, when you meet a trans woman, that you straight, like, you, no one could guess. no one can guess It's like Oh that's crazy Did you see

You know you know Sam Smith Yeah The famous British singer Yeah So he Dropped a song a few months ago K Petrus

Yes Yeah Yeah Yeah Cam Petrus That I had no idea Until I Because I'd cover that song

I had no idea And I was looking up Kim stuff And then I saw that There was yeah When she was 16 She's But yes

She also illegally She also illegally transitioned very young. She did it in Germany, if I'm not mistaken. I mean, if it was illegal, I mean, there was new stories about it. Like, there's, like, YouTube shit on it about it. And I was like, this is the same fucking person? And so, the whole thing is like you,

and what I thought was pretty interesting was that I would have had no idea unless I went down this rabbit hole on YouTube. Because I personally, I didn't see anybody talking about it. I just saw people talking about this song. Like, oh, this song's kind of good. And I'm like, I should cover it. And it's

seamlessly, seamlessly, just like, oh yeah, there's a woman. For her, it was crazy. Fuck y'all talking about. Also, the person that's her manager, the person that's her manager is the person that does, did all the assaulting of what you call

of, uh, of, uh, kasha. And then moved to Germany, found Kim became her manager. I didn't know about that. How do you know about this? Because I was a fan of Kim Petrus, because when I worked at Starbucks, one of my, uh, gay coworkers put me on to it.

When I was like, maybe like, 24 maybe 23 and he put me on to her and I was like yo she makes he makes hella good music so I started to listen to me that's like my Euro trance era of music I guess I was just like yo she makes hella dope music

that's crazy I never heard of her until this crazy man the music I listened to is insane right you all be like what the fuck I can tell I can tell just because like you're like oh I know things about this person I'm like what straight black man no one wild shit about fucking this

European trans artist bro the world's crazy man that's pretty base man yeah in the in the in the in the good way it doesn't it's not based in red build it doesn't surprise me it doesn't it doesn't the second

the second I saw that though I was like yeah okay well we're gonna figure out all sorts of everything soon yeah we're gonna how to live for very uncomfortably like I keep discussing with um anytime this subject comes up when people say like oh like I don't want to get old and decrepit and all this shit.

And I say this all the time that old people of today are a dying breed. They're gonna be gone. Like this is the last old people are pretty. I'm very confident in the what happens.

We're old. By the time we're like in the next 40, 50 years, we're not going to look like Oh, we're going to look way. We're going to look way better, sincerely. Our elderly is going, our 70 and 80 is going to be the 50 and 60. That's already kind of like,

or maybe even 40s. Dude, my dad's, my dad's in his 70s. And he's, you know, he doesn't even look remotely as old. Like my grandmother, when she was in her 60s, looked since significantly older than my dad does. A decade. It's kind of insane. Even right now, look at our parents. Our parents at our age looked like grown-ass adults.

Like, well, wasn't there like a whole thing? Grown, grown people. Yeah. And then it's like us, we don't look like that, you know? We still have. And it's like the idea you dress different. you know like yeah obviously there's a lot of things there's other things to it there's other things but it's in general like things obviously we don't do the manual labor that most of our parents

you know did growing up and that definitely has a lot of effect on you look look look look look but it'll you'll see my dad my dad went to war he should look a lot worse like it is it is staggering to me but uh yeah no i mean you know it's kind of getting a Getting sidetracked, but I... Yeah, completely. The... The... The...

Like, specifically like, specifically like the weird... The weirdness around the trans stuff confused me because I remember being a kid and being so excited to get like robot arms and shit. Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay.

Music has always been one of my teachers. There was a vinyl record I used to play during a quiet, very formative season of my life. Late nights, no distractions, just me, the music and my thoughts. Over time, life changed, schedules filled up, and somewhere along the way, that record disappeared. I didn't notice right away, but I felt the absence of what it represented. So I searched for that same vinyl, the same version, the same cover,

and I found it on eBay. When it arrived, I couldn't wait to listen. And when I finally did, the music was the same, but I wasn't. I heard it differently. I understood it differently. And that's when it really hit me. Objects can evolve us. They can remind us of practices we want to return to,

of values we don't want to lose, of versions of ourselves that still matter. That's what I love about eBay. It's not just about buying things. It's also a place where you can let go of items that are no longer serving you or that you no longer need. You can give items a new life,

a new story with someone else. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Visit eBay.com to shop your favorite fines. Find what you love. Sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan. America's Large Injury Law from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. You know, like,

transhumanism or trans transitioning like sexually? Well, those are two different things, you know, unfortunately. No, but to me, they're not really, that's what I mean. Like,

to me, it's like the same situation. Like, if you, if you want to, if you want to go from like a man to a woman or a woman to a man, like that, that to me is like very,

very not that much different to like, oh, I want like, you know, my legs to be robots. Why it's like different is because it is because it is an improvement. It is an improvement.

You're seeing it as yourself as an improvement. Well, I mean, that's kind of, that's how both of them see that. That's what I mean. Right, exactly. Chris, I agree with, I agree with your sentiment, right? Because it's supposed to be like, that's not a, it's, it's no deal. But what happens is that the problem comes from these idiotic people that follow these books that are clearly for fake for the past.

Well, no, no. that they have these arguments against it because there's no... I don't think it's a religious thing. It has to be. I think there's no other way with argument. I think there's overlap, but I don't think it has... There's social questions too, I guess, but they're dumb.

Because there's, what I mean is like there's nothing in religion specific. Like, they would have no way of predicting that this would even be remotely possible. So there's no, there's no doctrine that says anything about, like, trans women. You know what I mean? Like, that's not... Maybe not directly, but it's, you know, it's... It's the idea of like, um... Well, they, like, so, so that they do have...

There's a lot of old shit, especially old testament. Yeah, yeah, there's probably somewhere to extrapolate off of it. There's issues with, um, a men wearing women's clothing. That's what it is. Yeah. Which is also hilarious because, you know, Jesus, the way that Jesus is dressed and the way he kept himself, it was basically would be sinful, you know, and they worship this guy. So, you know, there's a bunch of contradictions. Yeah, yeah.

But, like, they will, they will grab something. grab Leviticus, for example. They'll grab a piece of it. They won't grab the whole thing. Right, right. So there's always something. And then, but I got to say modern day people who aren't, say, very religious, like, say conservative people who aren't very religious.

There's a lot of modern day people that aren't extremely religious. They try to pretend to be or whatever the case is. But really, I think it's just like anything else, like racism, anything. It's always just being afraid of the unknown. They're just like so ignorant and so like, oh, this is weird and icky and different. And they don't know until until like, say, That's why, like, you have a lot of people in the army that, uh, when they started having to work with, like, black soldiers or whatnot. And they're like, oh, this, this guy, he's just, he's just like me.

He just looks a little different, you know? And then, uh, yeah, it's exposure, I think that. Yeah, the exposure. Now, you're not, you're not ignorant to it anymore because your, your papy can't tell you how scary these, these, these, these darkies are, you know. Speaking of, uh, speaking of a, speaking of being, uh, weird. So you can be weird about, about stuff that really is, like, not even. remotely surprising. So the last of us is a television show now.

Yeah, very much. And it's pretty good. It's not bad at all. Like, I thought the first two episodes were... I thought the first two episodes were fine. I thought they were like entirely... The first one, I think Dada did a great job at introducing it. They did a really good job. They did a great shot for shot kind of recreation of certain things.

I was like, this is really cool. Second episode I thought was kind of like, eh, it's fine. It's fine. It's not bad. I thought it was... I thought it was good. I, um, you know, the second episode for the spoilers, guys. Spoiler. No, no, no, no, no. Let's not do a spoiler cast for the last. I'm not going to do that. But we do, we should talk about

this last episode. Because this last episode is about Bill. And if anybody played, and if anybody played the last of us, guys, I don't even like the last of us. I don't, like, I think it's fine. I think it's entirely good. I've, I played it once and I never played it again, because that was all I needed. Like, it was like, it was entirely good and then I moved

down to the other thing I would go as far to say it's a great that's what it's a great game I wouldn't I would great story great creation I I don't know if I would put in replay value for me absolutely doesn't no I would put it maybe top maybe

top 20 20 what like I'll put it in top 10 for story gameplay like I just it just it just a game needs replay value for me for it top 20 games I'd put it top 20 That's a fair place. I'd put a top 20.

I wouldn't put it in top 10, personally, but like I would play a top 20. And I think, because it is, it is cool what it does. However, I think the show is doing it,

making a pretty good case that it didn't need to be a game in the first place. So, I agree with that, actually. Yeah. Probably.

So, this last episode's about Bill, and if anybody played the last of us, they know Bill is gay. It's not even... And sucked. Both sucked in a game. He sucked.

We all agree that he fucking sucked. Please, let's not hide in a dance around this. I mean, they didn't shy away from him sucking in this fucking show. He didn't. No, he didn't. He didn't really. In the game, he was shit. He sucked. I was like, this guy's

ass. I hope he dies. I was thinking the whole time. Yeah, but you don't have heart. I have a ton of heart. But I just think this guy, oh, this guy sucks. This guy's an asshole. You have a ton of heart murmurs probably, but you don't have

I mean, Bill is an asshole in the show too. Yeah, yeah, he's a dick in the show. He's not nearly, it's not played up as much. Obviously, it's, right, the show deviates we're not going to, we're not going to spoil it here because it actually is a good episode. And I, I do, I would actually sincerely recommend the people watch it. Even if, I honestly think it holds up even if you haven't been watching the show. I think I honestly has like a standalone kind of, because it is very self-contained in comparison to like the one hundred percent. So, um, check out the Last of Us part, uh, episode three. It's pretty fucking good. But it's, it deviates

significantly from the game. It shows a lot more about Bill. And obviously it gets into Bill and, you know, Frank's relationship and it shows it. And I guess people just only now realize, like, I saw somebody, I saw, I saw a tweet that was recently, I was like, I can't believe they made Bill gay. And I'm just like, you are out of your fucking mind. There's literally a scene in the game where Ellie's whole, like, she steals a gay porn magazine from his house.

This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress. with Sophia Bush, check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. There's a different kind of care that comes with letting something meaningful go, especially when it has a story attached to it. When you pass something on, you want to know it's being handled with respect. I took part in my first ever giant charity sale, and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. Some of them were truly one-of-a-kind pieces connected to specific.

moments, TV sets, or from personal collections. One of the things I loved the most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. Sure, people who wanted a pair of my jeans could get them, but people who might be a different size than me could buy accessories. If you're a size eight, you're lucky, because that's my shoe size. They could do purses, jewelry, all sorts of things. Some people needed winterwear. Some people wanted summer dresses. It wound up being so much fun. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan from Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Like, I, but this is how- He's literally a first to his partner. Like, actually, when Im and Joel were arguing, he was the refers to his partner in that moment. This is how, um, I feel like some people are so, it just shows you, it's a testament to how ignorant some people are.

Like, they don't, they, they are completely in, tolerant for no reason because they were totally fine with Bill as a character that it's not screaming he didn't like Bill in in the video game did not dive onto someone's penis you know and then they didn't make it like scream out loud where it was just subtle but obvious enough it was obvious to people who aren't completely brain dead people with people with basic media literacy abilities were able to pick up that he was very clearly gay and they really they kind of beat it over the head with, like, they don't when you meet him, but after you meet him, they beat

it, like, they beat that into your head. Like, he, she stole a gay porn magazine from his house. They want to make sure you know he's gay, but they also are not just saying, hey, hey, queer, you know, not, like, or some type of, it's just,

he didn't have, he didn't have, uh, Bill the Queer written on him. Yeah. So I guess, I guess people, dressed in, like, pink and has a rainbow on his fucking shirt or whatever. Come, Raybon and fart fucking unicorn.

So no. I mean, but you're right, Chris, it is obviously enough. There was clearly enough to signify that, yes,

this character is clearly gay. And it kind of shows you maybe that two things, people are, it's like the people who watched Inception and said that shit

was confusing. I feel like those are kind of the same people where there was absolutely nothing confusing about Inception, not even a little bit. And I was,

more confused at what people thought was confusing than actually, it's like these people that they somehow just, you don't need to remember it. Yeah, I don't remember it. It's just, you don't need to remember it. It's just, here's a stupid device that makes you infiltrate dreams. And the deeper you infiltrate in those dreams, slower time goes.

That's literally it. And then the people are saying it was confusing. And I'm like, what is confusing about that? I had no idea what was confusing. Because at the end of the movie, the dog was still spinning on its nose the whole time. That's not confusing. he was in a dream or not.

The dog was still spinning on its nose. And I was like, what the fuck? I was like, why is the dog still spinning? Is it the dog spinning? Look, look. Sir, are we watching the same movie? Look, it's a spinning dog. Look.

Look. Do you imagine that's what they needed to bring? You imagine that's what they needed to bring into the dream. They needed to bring a dog into the dream and spin it on its nose. And if it fell over, it was a dream. And if it didn't, you're just an abuser. No, no, no. If it fell over, it was reality.

money. But if they did it, if the dog kept spinning, you're in a dream and a dream falls apart rapidly after that. That's what I mean. I also know that dog's still spinning. No, you miss the point. What I'm saying is like, yeah, if you spin a dog in a dream, then it's a dream. But if you spin a dog on its nose in the real life, you're a fucking cruel animal. No, you're not. You're just testing out your dog. Dog's noses are not built to carry their fucking weight. Yes, Chris. But look, if you put your little dog on this nosey, it's going to twirl. It's going to fall over. That's it. That's it. The little dog fell over.

I'm not the worst man. I have not having this conversation. How do you beat? That's not the worst thing to do to an animal. No one said it's the worst thing to do, but it's still abuse. That's just a little, that's a little doggy rough housing, you know. Well, somebody, I wouldn't go further

than that. I just hit you in the head with the bat. I wouldn't go further than that. I wouldn't go further than that. Like, that's, you know, that's, but you know, like, you're just spin. Someone should beat you over the head with a dog. Yeah. Then that'd be worse. That'd be worse than trying to spin a dog on its nose.

What? I mean, what? What do you mean? Look, uh, anyway, so. So Bill's gay. So Bill's gay. He has been for like, the entirety of his character. He's literally 10 years.

He's been gay for 10 years. 10 years. Yeah. So to me, this is like a, this is like a perfect showcase for how I, I really, and I really believe this. I really feel like a lot of the people. who are complaining, and this happened with Deadspace as well, people who complain about woke shit in parentheses. It's, it is, it's literally, it's all things that have been around for a really long time.

And the only reason it's an issue now is because people have figured out how to make you angry and make money out of it. It's literally the only reason this is brought up. Bill's been gay for ages, and in the original Last of Us, no one came. because this was before all of this nonsense. There might have been like maybe five people who gave it. It was even before Gamergate. You know what I mean? Yeah, it was pre-gain.

This is 2013. I don't even believe. I don't even believe people are really mad at it. Like, this doesn't even sound real, really. No, but people are mad at it now because people are telling other people to be mad at it. Because it's like a, it's a financial fucking thing. It's like they make money. It sounds so silly.

Think about this. You guys remember the conservatives complaining about the movies. Atomic Blonde. Do you remember that? No. What was the Atomic Blonde? The Atomic Blonde is just this woman that just kicks ass, right? She just, it's an action flick. It might be like a spy thriller type thing. Oh, yeah. I heard it wasn't, I heard it wasn't very good. I don't know. I didn't see it, so I can't judge it. But I saw some of the trailers of her

beating the shit out of some dudes, you know. And then I saw like Crowder and then be like, oh, how unrealistic is this woman to do all that, you know, like. And my brain's like, Kill Bill. I've watched so much meat. I literally talked about that the other day because Jojo brought it up and I was like, remember Kill Bill? And like just how unrealistic that.

No one gave a fuck. It's culturally celebrated. There's a lot of pop culture references of Kill Bill, for example. Yeah, yeah. They didn't care about that. They didn't care about any other. They don't actually give a fuck

until now it is profitable to bitch about everything imaginable. And I'll never forget the transition where we talked about this last time. it was probably around 2018 where I was just like I just oh I get it now they're literally trying to complain about anything they can get their hands on like anything

possible so Eminems I saw Tucker Carlson complaining about the purple Eminem which is just a color swapped yellow Eminem and saying oh it's a fat lesbian Eminem or some shit they're just making shit up they're just making things up they're just saying whatever they can I'm like bro it's just color swapped it's the same it's the peanut Eminem

also who gives a shit like it's just like that's the real thing I just it I know what you guys are saying and I know like I know I know I try to stay I try to keep a few degrees away from stuff like that because you know it's not I feel like even in even viewing

that bullshit is not good for your health it's just not good for your mental space it's not good for your it's not good for your your temple your human temple it's not good for that it's very stupid it sounds so fake that people are actually mad about it, you know.

That's what people are going to, people are going to have opinions about it. Like, obviously people, there are people online that are like, oh. I'm going to have to stop you, man. You got to remember. And I feel like a lot of times we always failed to take a step back and remember how goalable people are when it comes to, like, say things as simple as like religion. You know, like most people in the world have some type of belief on something. And then if they would actually take a few seconds and think about it, how insane the thing

that they believe is, like how impossible it is to believe this thing. So then it's not. so it's such a stretch to believe that somebody is upset about a gay character when it's really not that big of a deal compared to believing in magic, you know what I mean? It's so, but like, like

You're still trying to rationalize it. It's not because my brain is a rational thing to, it's like I went on Demetrius Johnson's Instagram. You know, DJ he showed a picture of Bill and he was like, this is one of the greatest

television episodes ever seen. I was like, I don't know about that, but it was pretty good. I looked at the comments section, and it was all like, oh, it was all suss, bro. I don't know about the. It was just like comments like that, and I was just like, I wasn't expecting to find that, because this guy, he streams, he's like a

gamer and he streams, right? Besides doing his mixed martial arts career. And I was like, why is this here? There's people that are like, I don't, because I feel like this. This ain't it, chief. Those people exist. They exist. You know, they exist, right? Obviously, you know, you guys are not making

up these these these these people that are you know troubled about these things these silly things but like they're they're such a they're allowed extreme minority i feel like no well that's what i feel like i feel like the average person i watch episode is gonna be like either this is cool or it was fine i or because most people are watching the show probably why played the game right most not all i don't think so at all most i would say most i wouldn't even argue most i think i think the overall i would argue most i would argue most i would argue most i would argue most i would I would argue most people, I would argue most people, maybe in the beginning, but at this point, no, I think now it's like people's families and stuff like that. But I think, I still disagree.

I think most people that are drawn to something like Last of Us. Like, it's HBO show, so it's going to bring in, obviously, the people that watch, like, want to see these more grittier television shows. I'll put it this way. My parents, my sister, my uncles, my aunt, and my grandaunt are watching it. Yeah, but think of how many people played Last of Us, though. I understand. Like, actually, a lot of who played that game. It's really not a lot.

in comparison. To like population, I guess. Like imagine you played, for every single person who played The Last of Us, there are probably like six people connected to them who are now watching it because it's an HBO show. That's what I'm saying. It's not necessarily that like the last of us didn't sell well. It's more about the fact that like.

But I guess by technicality, those people are still watching it because of the people who played the game. Right. I mean, you could extrapolate that. So it tangentially, it is still connected to it. But like the idea like people, people, like it's, Because I understand the same argument is like, how many people read comic books, but then watch MCU movies, obviously, or watched comic movies. Right.

Same argument, you know? Very true. Well, it's probably going to be the same thing with, like, say, Blue Beetle's about to come out. Of course. I feel like most people don't know who the fuck Blue Beetle is. I have never fucking heard of that character. Exactly. So what would probably happen to get you to even be remotely interested, somebody who is a huge fan.

Obviously, yes. Is going to tell you, oh, the Blue Beetle is actually pretty dope. You should actually give this movie a chance or something. And I feel like that's what people did Because I feel like most people are burnt out with zombie apocalypse The Walking Dead is somehow Just about to end or it just ended or something It just ended

And I saw some comments say that Oh as soon as I saw some fungus thing I checked out immediately Because they were like Oh I don't care for this zombie shit anymore So there are some people But however if you You know people that play the game

Probably were like No no no trust me This is a fucking great story It's not about the fungus people It's not about it like But I guess that's what most shows are like the walking dead was the same thing it's not yeah exactly zombies yeah it's it's that's that's that's most zombie media quite honestly and

yeah most polka popular people were most polka apocalyptic i think polka apocalypse is probably the donna the dead remake are you saying apocalyptic things very rarely i know i said a lot of things i said polka i said polka i said polka i said polka yo i like that what if like like somehow polka music brought about the apocalypse people are dying and exploding polka music actually saved the world

from apocalypse you remember Mars attacks oh my god was it poker music if it's not it was basically it was some weird kind of music it's like Yolly Martian's pop I'm pretty sure it's Yodley was it? I'm fairly confident I can't even remember I

gotta watch that movie again Mars attacks is fucking awesome. It's a great movie. From what I remember is so good. Act, I got, act, act, act, act. So stupid. But, yeah, I don't know, man. I just, I feel like, it's just embarrassed. The more this stuff happens, the more it's

apparent that it's literally only a problem because it's happening now and not because it happened ages ago. Like, because if it happened ages ago, no one would give a shit. Like, it's just, people have been, like, conditioned into caring about shit that has always been here. And it's, like, really fucking baffling. Like, they did this thing,

recently where like there's a in the ishamura in dead space it is a ship it is a mining it is a planet cracking mining vessel with a bunch of staff and so there's a bunch of different wings and there are bathrooms in those wings and those bathrooms will have like you know loot in them they'll have like ammo or whatever and hey it's j sheddie from on purpose check out the best of a moment we did presented by i'd never owned a vintage camera before there was something about it that felt almost unnecessary in a world where everything lives on our phones. But I wanted to change that. So I started the hunt for a point-and-shoot camera.

When I finally found the perfect one on eBay, I didn't keep it to myself, I left it out on a table. Always within reach, people started picking it up without asking, family, friends, everyone to take a photo of whatever felt important to them in that moment. There was no editing, no retakes, you took the photo and that was it. The moment became real right away. It was about choosing something. Deciding this matters, even if it came to me.

out blurry, the vintage camera belonged to the room, to the moment, to the people in it. Over time, the photos started to pile up on the fridge, on shelves tucked into books. Each one a reminder that meaning isn't always planned. That's what I appreciate about eBay. It's a place where you can find things that bring people together and pass along things you no longer need, so they can become part of someone else's memories. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Visit eBay.com to shop your favorite finds.

Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23, this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

near you. I guess there's like the bathrooms are gender neutral and that was like a huge fucking deal. Like people were talking about it like I can't believe they fucking made Dead Space Woke and it's like dude it's a like gender neutral do people understand that gender neutral bathrooms as they

like just as a concept are not inherently political at all? Do people like are people aware like I I let me tell you. When I was working in retail I worked in a building that had gender neutral bathroom in 20 fucking 11.

But let me tell you something the difference. Let me tell you the difference. It's not new at all. The only difference is what it's called. Do you remember what it used to be called?

A bathroom. No, no, no, no. It was called unisex. Oh, you're right. The general intial bathrooms were called unisex. They've always existed, always.

Because specifically for parents, that was what its main purpose word for. You have a guy, girl, kid, you need to change them or whatever, take them to the bathroom. Here's a unisexious. bathroom's problem solved.

And so they just change it to gender neutral. And then now they're freaking out because it has the word gender in it. Yeah. And I'm like, it's like a trigger word. It's a trigger word. Fuck these people. Exactly. There is so, they're the most triggered people. Dude, it's way more. It is, it is, it has nothing

to do. And it is, it is so clearly just about it is a horror game. And there's like obviously like this, there's like brief little hints of politics and everything. Ioshock is a wildly political game. Oh, of course.

Not a problem. Not a problem back then. It was totally fine. And there's, like, graffiti. There's a graffiti thing in Dead Space. It's like, this ship is a, is a capitalist hellhole or whatever. Or something. It's like, they're injecting politics into the game.

And it's like, if this game, if that exact same room was in the original Dead Space, it would be, people would consider that world building. Because, like, oh, look, a character in this ship had this story or like this sentiment. They put it on the wall. It feels so stupid. At a certain point, there was a shift where everything that used to be totally fucking fine became really, really like triggering. And I think it's not, I think it's like, it's interesting to me because it seems to speak to like, you know, a lot of people are like, people should toughen up. You know, people should like really get, people should really like fucking get over it already. And it's like, yeah, you should.

Gender neutral bathrooms are not fucking new. they are really basic, your house and apartment has a fucking gender neutral bath. Do you have a men's room in your fucking apartment? It's not a big deal. And if they have them in houses, in businesses, it would stand to fucking reason that in like 600 years of the future on a ship with many, many people in it, that there would also be one present there. It's just a reasonable extrapolation of modern conventions. There is nothing political about it at all. You sound stupid, Chris.

You see, you just... I just don't get it. I don't know why everybody's so fucking fragile now. Everybody. It doesn't even, it doesn't seem real to me. It's like, I don't know. Like, look, like, look, look. It's sad, man.

For me, there's, there's, we could, any, any moment now, that Russian feller could go buck, It's said the nuclear war in our way, you know. Good. There's so many problems. I don't want to eat that food. That food has a gay lesbian. Can you imagine?

Let me ask you something. In the post-apocalypse, when you're scrounging for food, are you going to be like, I can't eat those M&Ms? Yeah, yeah. Hell, no, I'd rather die. I'd rather die. I'd rather die. I'd rather die. I'd rather die straight man.

You know, queer immanims. And let me just, let me just round this out by saying this very, very... Because there's something else that I really, really, really want to talk about because it's really fucking abuse. Oh, right, right, right. So I just... And I want to get this out of the way. A long time ago, there were videos made by various outlets, like BuzzFeed, you know, all these different videos. Like, basically over-analyzing entertainment, looking for the absolute worst possible

political implications of said media when none were present. I think of like, you know, Resident Evil 5 when they were like, this is a racist game because there are black zombies in Africa. And I'm like, you're losing your fucking mind. I'm sorry. Like this, I'm sorry. I thought it was funny though. I thought it was funny though.

I'm killing a lot of niggins. The zombies are black. Like what like, in Africa. And you can imagine a situation where like, imagine for a moment. They made Resident Evil in Africa, and all the zombies were white. I'd feel better about it. I feel better about it. That would be so fucking weird.

That would be so fucking funny. You wouldn't feel better about that? I'm like, oh, this is good. I like this. It would be hilarious. And then there would be reason for real outrage, because then it would be like, what the, it wouldn't be even be outrage. It would just be like, this is like, I don't even understand.

You know what's so funny? You know what's so funny? You're in Africa. The funny part is that there's only one black person character. You can argue Sheva is like a brownie. Like, she's something. But then like there's Josh, the one true black guy. It's the only black character, I think, in Resident Evil period, that doesn't die.

It's just Josh ever. Like, he's the only one. Well, no, that cop dies, right? Yeah, he dies. I put a fucking hole in his head. He died. I liked him, too. That sucks.

I killed that motherfucker. But yeah, so, but that's what I mean. It's like, Resident Evil 5 isn't racist because it's a zombie game that takes place in Africa. And Dead Space isn't woke because it has a fucking gender neutral bathroom. What's happening is that you have become the thing that you were, like, fucking paranoid about for fucking years. That's you now. You are that person now. And people come to me.

And people come to me all the time. They say, like, Chris, you've changed. I'm not, I'm the same exact motherfucker that you, that you fucking subscribe to all those years. I swear to you. Same. Look at, you throw back any video that I've ever done back at me. I'll agree with it like 99%. Maybe there's one thing that's like, hmm, I would have used like a slightly different slur here.

Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did presented by eBay. I'd never owned a vintage camera before. There was something about it that felt almost unnecessary in a world where everything lives on our phones. But I wanted to change that. So I started the hunt for a point-and-shoot camera. When I finally found the perfect one on eBay,

I didn't keep it to myself, I left it out on a table. Always within reach, people started picking it up without asking, family, friends, everyone to take a photo of whatever felt important to them in that moment. There was no editing, no retakes. You took the photo and that was it. The moment became real right away. It was about choosing something.

Deciding this matters, even if it came out blurry, the vintage camera belonged to the room, to the moment, to the people in it. Over time, the photos started to pile up on the fridge, on shelves tucked into books. Each one a reminder that meaning isn't always planned. That's what I appreciate about eBay.

It's a place where you can find things that bring people together and pass along things you no longer need, so they can become part of someone else's memories. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Visit eBay.com to shop your favorite finds. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's

largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 47 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. But like it's the same.

It's the same, I feel the same fucking way because I've been right this whole goddamn time. And we've all been right this whole goddamn time. Those people, let's drive it home. These people, what they don't understand.

Say the N-word. Say it. These, these, what they did, what they refused to. What they refused to. understand is that it's never been about the left, right? There were people who happened to be on the left that were overreaching into a lot of this art and media and shit.

Right. That was like, hey, calm the fuck down. And once they did, it was like, okay, I don't need to say anything anymore. And now you see the M&M thing. You see fucking everything. They started bitching about Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon, 50th anniversary or whatever, Because within the 50, there's a fucking rainbow, right? You're kidding.

You're kidding. No way. You're kidding. That doesn't make sense. I don't believe that. I swear to, whatever God, anyone listening to worships this. I swear there is a post that went insanely viral of multiple people bitching on Facebook of Pink Floyd posting their 50th anniversary thing that has a, in the zero, it has a fucking, the rainbow. And they were saying it's woke.

and then there's other people's their brains were fried. They're like, have you not seen the fucking prism? Have you not seen the cover of this album? That's the most iconic pink Floyd imagery ever. The thing that's funny about it is. One of the most iconic album images of all time, dude. You know what it is, though?

It's a lot of fake fans is what it is. It's a lot of people who like, like, because like that, it reminds me back in the day. I mean, I hate to bring her up because like it's always just like the most annoying people bringing her up still. But the Indyta Sarkesian stuff, like she was, she hated video games. She did. There's like video of her being like, I don't have any history with these. And then she pretended as if she did so that her critiques would have more sway in the industry.

She's an absolute con artist. I still believe that to this day. Anybody knows her. It's not even a belief. It's a fact. It's fact. Purely. I have spoken to people who know her. And I still hold that opinion. So like let that speak for itself. But, you know, it's just a matter of like these people who don't actually care about what they're, involving themselves with then like jumping into it because there's no way a Pink Floyd fan

is in those comments complaining about the you know what I mean like there's no fucking those are all people who like you know maybe the fans saw this post and they're like oh cool 50th anniversary edition then they shared it and then one of their uncles on Facebook was like I can't believe there's a fucking rainbow on this

on this fucking like Floyd is woke now too that's what it is it's just a bunch of people who have no connection to anything, talking about the thing as if they have a deep understanding of it. I'm sorry, but if you're a fan of Dead Space and you can't acknowledge that this game is just, like, I saw somebody be like, just play the 2008 one. It's not, the 2008 one, it's not woke or whatever. It's like, the 2008 one, I'm not even exaggerating. Significantly worse. And I'm not saying it's a bad game. It's a great game still. But like, this is so objectively better that it's

insane. Like you are you are actively refusing to take part in something that is quantifiably good because of some shit that's not even real. It really is astounding. It is sad, honestly. It is. I hate it. I hate how wacky it's gotten. I hate how wacky

it's gotten and I and I'll say this. I actually I'm a holiday with my brother over the weekend. I met Jojo and everything, and we were talking about this because my brother watches my content every once in a while. And he gets in, he's this type of person. He gets in arguments with people in the comments section. I told him that I'm like this close to shutting that channel down because there's these mutants that won't leave. I keep telling them to die, like leave.

I don't want you here. Die. Because these people, like, they're, like when I said, my brother. talked about this and I didn't see this comment but when I said anyone who thinks Nicholas J. Fuentes has any good ideas can fuck off from my channel please leave like you're

insane if you're still here and then somebody said like oh I thought there was for freedom of speeches like some weird shit where I'm like I don't want Nazi lovers on my channel like somebody who would think this guy he's like there is no debate

I will say there are some people that are so fucking stupid Like the people that didn't realize that Bill's gay They're the same people that somehow believe that Nick Nicholas J. Flintzes isn't like a racist piece of shit It's crazy They because himself How? Because because himself he'll say something like

You know why? Because people said racist For fucking eight years Over dumb shit and I kept People called everybody in their mom racist I kept saying don't fucking do this You are not This is like one of the base the most basic morals you could ever fucking learn

is like not to cry wolf it's like the first it's like one of the first like five things you fucking learn probably when you're becoming a sentient human being don't cry wolf and and now it's like everybody's so desensitized to that word that when it comes up and there's actually like psychopaths now nobody pays attention

and you know what it's all your fucking fault it ain't my fault I was telling you I told you for years dude I remember like when I made fun of Hillary Clinton and people were like you're being sexist and I'm like bro you're out of your mind, she sucks, objectively. And now everybody's like, oh, yeah, she did suck.

It's like, okay, cool. Fuck you all. You're the worst. Every, like, left-leaning psycho who was watching me back then, it was like, actually, Chris, you're fucking, uh, uh, uh, I don't know. I remember the words that they use, some fucking nonsense. It's just so insane. It's insane. I hope, I tell you what, I hope you get deep faked into AI porn and your friends

masturbate to it. That's what I hope happened. Transition. That's what I hope. I, I, what do you want to, what was that sound? Rair, right. I still remember that fucking Ray William Johnson sound, bro. I'll never forget it.

Transition. Have you given it listen? Do you love to do you hate it? That's Anthony Fantano. But, yeah, the, uh, we got to talk about it. Well, we have to talk about it. Okay, so this is funny. This is really funny.

No, no, well. It's hilarious. So what's the streamer's name? Something like... It's disturbing. What's the name again? His name is Atriac. Atriac.

Atriac. Atriac. So, why do you have... So let me set the story. I don't know. So close to a Halo game. Let me set...

Let me set the page here. So this guy was streaming. This guy was streaming to it. He's a big streamer. He like he knows a lot of these, he knows Pokemon. He knows like a lot of these bigger kind of, um... All these other... All these other big, like, normy streamers.

Like, the streamers that, you know... Whatever. I don't know. I'm not big on streaming at all. Like, I don't watch any streamers, really, except for my friends. So, like, I don't know these people. But Atroc knew these people, and he was streaming one day, and he's like, I wonder what time it is. It's such a Seinfeld ass. It's like, imagine just wanting to know what time it is, and now a hundred plus million people know you for deep-faking borty of friends. So he asked what time is, and then he alt tabbed, and for like one frame, it showed all of his open windows. Already insane. But he had an open window of porn, and it was deep fake porn of, I think, these streamers, Pockemain, and Maya. I don't know these people personally. I don't even know who Maya is.

But apparently these are people he knows, like girlfriends of friends of his. And it's also not even just deep fake porn that you can look up. He had to buy it. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, he paid for this. I didn't know that. Wait, so he said, I didn't know that. Yeah, this is real.

So it's not even, it's not even like, oh, it's not even like, oh. This is out of, this unbelievable, dude. Someone upon it. No, you can't. And it's like, look, like, he went looking. I could, I could, I could, I don't know anybody this. I don't know, and I don't know anybody famous enough for this to happen to me. But I can imagine, like, on some level, if you're famous enough and you have famous friends,

that just scrolling through shit, I'm sure you'll probably find like deep fakes of somebody that you know, right? That's one thing to see it and they're like, oh, that's fucking weird. It's another thing to pay for it. That's crazy. And so like because this happened,

everybody was making fun of him and then he went on stream and started crying, apologizing. And he's like, man, I did this. And he's bawling. His wife is out of focus behind him. To the point where I was wondering if she was deep faked in there because like why the fuck would Like like why the fuck's your own wife?

But like why would you why would you actively like sit there with your crying wife? It's such an insane like everything about this is insane. So like. So he does this and he has this stream. Nobody would have known about this if he hadn't done this stream. I promise you. Like I think like maybe Pokemon and like Maya and like all these people would have made a big deal about it. Sure.

But this video at the last time I saw it had. an insane amount of views. Like, let me, let me, let me look back and see. For that, for like three days it was everywhere. And I guess, not for days, maybe like two days, you just couldn't get away from it. This video of Atrioc crying with his crying out of focus wife in the background has, the video itself has 18.1 million plays and the tweet itself has 89 million views. Let's go.

So that's like nearly a hundred million. million people who know this guy now for deep faking his friend's faces onto porn. And it's like, dude, first of all, what are you doing? Can we, can we, can we, can we, can we, can we, can we, let me get, let me get the first one. Amateur that you're looking at porn on your work computer. Insane. That is amateur number one. The computer I'm at right now never touched a porn site.

It is clean. it is cared for if you're watching TV if you're watching TV if you're a point on your computer you're a psychopath now first of foremost use your laptop or your phone I don't really see the difference just there's a huge difference

the station the station in general is a this is a station for work or maybe in a cable YouTube video here's what I'll say I just think I think it's crazy specifically because of reasons like this or like specifically

Or specifically because, like, I remember there was a thing with Jeremy, like, from the quartering where he, like, he was, like, Googling something on stream and it said, like, forced cream pie or something. And it's like, just like, let's go. Let's go. Look, I don't really, I just don't understand how, like, like, say, I'm somebody. I've talked about this before that, um, I'm not a really a huge fan of porn because it's, it's, the vast majority of it, like, it's just, it's fake. It's fake performances. I don't like fake shit. That does not. You like the real shit. You like the real shit. Like amateur shit of like people that are actually banging is way better. The production isn't better. But it's real people who are actually having fun and enjoying this and not just going to work. That shit doesn't work on me at all. Because I know. I need, I need, I need plot.

I need, I need plot. You need plot. You need the pizza guy. You need all that shit. I need fucking 1080p minimal. Like I need a fucking backdrop. I need all that. Like to me it's like it's so fake.

I don't understand. This is personally for me. The fakeness completely takes me out of it. The girl moaning, I know she's not into it. She's working. She's doing multiple cuts. She's actually like, you know, oh, like, it's been a long day. It does nothing for me.

I need all that. I need all of that fucking blitz and graham. I don't know how your suspension of disbelief is that good or how people is that good. They're so good at it. I'm watching it for, I'm watching it for the entire package that it is. Well, that's insane to me. I'm kidding. I'm a hundred percent kidding.

I'm a hundred second kidding. friend that said they watch porn for plot and I disrespect them because they said that to me. Well, the fact that they said that... It's just not true. Well, no, it might be true and if it is. I don't think it's true. You need to rewrite yourself.

I think there's scenarios that like people like say, I know a lot of women like romance novels. So they'll like scenarios. They'll like, but the plot is not the point. It's the scenario that they're in. I mean it from character development. Exactly. I want that pizza.

I want that pizza man to understand his worth by the end of that fuck. Yeah. No, but see, you know what I do? Like the girls, that are, my whole point was that I rarely watch anything anyway. Also, I don't really watch porn with girls in it very much anymore either. It's not really my

thing anymore, you know? I'm kind of moved on beyond that. Pretty meta. No, no, no, no. My whole point is like like said, I don't in those rare moments, like I don't really, it's just, it's kind of useless to me now because

like I normally I've never, I've never actually lived with a woman before other than my stepsisters and stuff so like I'm living with my wife and so yeah there's no reason they really I have zero reason and we're not the type of a couple that like oh let's watch it together to spice things up that's crazy I never I net that is crazy to me I have never understood that I've had people ask me to do that and it's just like listen with all due respect this is my domain okay this is like if don't take this from me we we

are we are probably going to share literally everything else. I just let me have this. Just this one thing. I don't even really delve into this stuff really all that much at all anymore. So when I do, let it be mine. Okay? Let it be mine. There's very few things that are mine, you know.

Porn, the bathroom while I'm in it, my ketamine. Those are my three things that are mine. That's mine. You can't have that. You hear me? You know what I'm talking? to. I'm not even You're watching this.

Lily, you're watching. That's mine. When you're in a serious relationship, you're not even fully yours anymore. You know what I'm? Not anymore. Yeah. I'm property again. I'm being property again.

Somehow again, I belong to someone. Damn. Don't take this from me. Lily's going to bust in with a white tuxedo on and shit. Like one of those white. Hey, boy. My boy.

Someone please draw a picture of a lily like that as a fucking slave auctioneer. As a slave auctioneer, that would be so funny. She's going to watch this and be so upset, but please. That should be your, that should be the theme of, that should be the theme of your wedding. Dude, let's go. I can be a conquistador because she's Mexican and she'll be a slave auctioner. No, no, no, no, no, you got to be... And then before we kiss, like, cough in her mouth and give her the flu.

Yeah, that's how you do it. Oh, yeah. Anyway, this whole thing is kind of sparked, like... Oh, yeah. Well, first of all, this whole thing is fucking weird. It's, it's... What I was going to say is, like, A, don't, just don't... Don't...

First of all, don't have porn open before you start street... That's, like, crazy. That's the thing. That's where I was hitting to. These are amateur mistakes. No, no, I understand. The first thing is, like, if you're going to watch porn on your work computer, first of all, don't do that.

That's insane. For this exact reason, because, like, shit can happen. Like, a search can pop up that you don't want there, and it's just like, it's not fucking worth it. It shouldn't, but it can. I literally delinked. I delinked my Google, my Google Chrome from here, and my, like, all of my Google's are delinked.

Y'all are doing too much, man. Look, and Chris, you finish your point. I just want to say about the work thing, that doesn't bother me because even in those small times I would watch thing on the same computer, once you're done, you just clear that day. It's done. It is fucking done. It is literally takes two seconds. The thing is like, yeah, yeah, yeah, just that day. Right, but the thing for me is like, I don't, I don't like clearing my data because there's useful stuff in that data.

No, just clear that day. No, but that day is, that's every, that's like. It's not crucial for, a day is not crucial. It's for me it's just it's an extra level of inconvenient. It's far more convenient to me for me to be like, all right, this is just a computer where- Also also also just generally But look it you can't look look I'll put this way every You don't need to go out of your way every PC that I've ever had where I've looked at porn on it it's died so quick

Every like in comparison to the PCs that I have where I didn't and I can't help it notice it I don't know man It's just like the sites sometimes those are like there's like pop-ups that like pop-up and it's just like you try to get around them. You just try to get around them and it's like it doesn't work. And so like it's, you know, for me it's like I'm going to keep my very, very expensive gaming computer very, very safe. I'm not going to look at porn on it. That's, I don't, I have a, that's what my MacBook is for.

My MacBook is fair enough. Fair enough. My MacBook is for everything that my work computer isn't for. And let me tell you something. If you got that type of money, if you ask me, if you ask me to use my MacBook, you're not going to use it. You are not going to use it because I do not clear that at all. And I'm not going to either

I want to know what's on there I want to know what search issue I want to know what type of I want to know what type of gentleman you are I want to see if you look I'll tell you I'll tell you this It's exquisite

It's it's probably a lot more bland Than a lot of people would imagine You know Do you like Is there a lot of uh Do you let me ask you a question Do you like Is there men in your porn

Is there like men like Solely? Not generally Only What do you mean Only Only What do you mean?

What do you mean? Can there be born without men? What are you talking about? Listen Is there manless porn? Is that real? I want to get into this Anyway

Because this conversation is part Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait guys We don't have a lot of time Shut up the fuck up The thing The thing that I want to stress. Yeah, yeah.

Is that, you know, obviously, so Ethan, Ethan and heel on their butt. Oh, right. Right. Because I want to get to this. So they showed, so basically, basically cutie Cinderella, who was, I guess one of the girls who was also

on this site, there's a whole conversation about what constitutes consent in the realm of like AI. That's like actually fucking fascinating. It's actually a fucking fascinating conversation because I actually like, I have no idea what the fucking legal recourse here is because she said on this video where she was crying, she was like, this is fucked up.

I just want, even in a world where like women choose not to be sexualized or choose not to go down into the route of porn, like a lot of people do only fans, but the people who don't just get thrown in there with AI shit. And that's actually really fucking crazy. That's a conversation. That's actually really fucking sad. But. And there's this other thing. It's like she's so she's crying on video. and then Ethan is watching the foot.

And then Ethan goes like, hold on a second. And then... This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. There's a different kind of care that comes with letting something meaningful go, especially when it has a story attached to it. When you pass something on, you want to know it's being handled with respect. I took part in my first ever,

giant charity sale and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. Some of them were truly one of a kind pieces connected to specific moments, TV sets, or from personal collections. One of the things I loved the most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. Sure, people who wanted a pair of my jeans could get them, but people who might be a different size than me could buy accessories. If you're a size eight, you're lucky, because that's my shoe size. They could do purses, jewelry, all sorts of things.

Some people needed winterwear, some people wanted summer dresses. It wound up being so much fun. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney. and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. He tells, like, a producer to play, like, sad music over it. And he immediately knows, like, he immediately knows he, like, went too far. He goes, stop, stop, stop.

And he's, like, he's hiding his face in his shirt. He's, and everything. And you can tell he's like, he's trying his hardest. He's trying his hardest, not to laugh because it's like, that's just an uncomfortable. Because I fucking died when I saw that. I was like, this is hilarious. And it's not that, and it's not that, like, what's happening to these people is funny. That's not what's funny.

Like, it's not, that's not what's fun. The funny thing is that that happened. Okay, well. Well, what? Yes. Nothing. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I wasn't going to say something fucking horrible. No, I agree. You think it's funny? Seeing white women cry is always going to see laugh a little bit. But to a degree, to a degree, I understand that's a terrible situation to be a part of. Because that conversation is brand new. Well, let's put it this way.

We can't even be fine with gay. Well, put it this way. If somebody made AI porn of your girlfriend, how would you feel about that? I'm like, dang, that's crazy, bro. It would be. Because it's, okay. I'd be unhappy, but I'd be like at the end of the. day it's up to my girl like if you want to do that that's pretty crazy i know it's not my girlfriend

well let's say how let's say lily is extremely upset lily is you know yes that then i'll be upset obviously it's you know it's it's it's her no no but here's the thing right so there are rules about and that's a conversation to be had no i'm not listen listen because there are rules about revenge porn right that's like an illegal thing to do to to to leak porn of somebody uh against their consent. And it's not, like, the reason why that's illegal isn't because it's porn of that person. The reason it's illegal is because it's technically, like, I think on some level, it's like, it's like a form of defamation.

Like, it's not about, like, oh, you've revealed, like, a naked body that shouldn't be revealed. It's like, that's not really what it's about. The point is, like, if something's convincing enough and if some, like, if there is AI porn of somebody out there, even if it's fake. that still does technically qualify as revenge porn because like employers might see that and they might not know they're not going to fucking check to see if it's real or not like so like there's a lot there's a lot to this conversation that i actually don't it's a fucking weird one like i it's a lot of nuance to that conversation legally it has not it has not gotten there yet but there is an argument to be made that now that deep fake is getting to the point where you may not be able to tell because here's the thing I feel like because of streamers there's a lot of like introverted people that are becoming very famous

and they don't understand what fame is and I honestly think that's a fucking problem I think that there's a lot of people that just don't they they'm like I'm sorry you can't have it both ways you can't fucking live like a normal person and also be famous it just it is it is not possible anymore

so what happens to women unfortunately fucking devious men sexualize them Always, always. To the point where it's horrible. Deep fake, it wasn't called deep faking back then.

It was just celebrity websites of people photoshopping as best as they can to make this look real or not. And there would be debates. Is this actually this person or is this? I remember I saw one of Philip DeFranco's thumbnails. And I guess there were some deep fakes of a recently of Billy Elish on TikTok, which was crazy. There was porn on TikTok because obviously it's not supposed to be there. But that was like his, his, his, you know, baity title like uh nudes leaked or some shit and i was like say what and he was talking about that

story and i'm like yeah that makes sense because she's one of the most famous girls on the planet so obviously there's all these pieces of shit that are trying to make stuff and probably try to sell money or try to make money they're trying to make money um off of all this stuff to convince dummies that this shit's real or maybe it's close enough to where like like that fucking at whatever that streamer guy to where it's close enough to where he could beat off to it which to me like I just want to focus on how fucking pathetic that is

the the deep fake porn thing is is easily I would rather if he got caught like watching like I don't know gaped porn like arms being just plunged into like asses I'd be like yeah that's weird but whatever we don't judge here right that's what I'm saying like if somebody If someone wants to watch that shit where I'm just like, I'm not into that at all.

That's bizarre. But to each their own. But this fake, you know, it's kind of like my argument. It just takes it way further where I can't watch like high production porn because I know how fake it is. Like my suspension of disbelief doesn't work at all. It barely works for horror. Yeah. You know, like I have to really, you know.

Well, the thing about it too is like. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with. Sophia Bush, check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. There's a different kind of care that comes with letting something meaningful go, especially when it has a story attached to it. When you pass something on, you want to know it's being handled with respect. I took part in my first ever giant charity sale, and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay.

Some of them were truly one-of-a-kind pieces connected to specific moments, TV sets or from personal collections. One of the things I loved the most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. Sure, people who wanted a pair of my jeans could get them, but people who might be a different size than me could buy accessories. If you're a size eight, you're lucky, because that's my shoe size. They could do purses, jewelry, all sorts of things. Some people needed winterwear, some people wanted summer dresses. It wound up being so much fun. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Find what you love, sell what you don't.

eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. This kind of extends into, because like there's a lot of source filmmaker stuff out there too. Like I've seen so many videos on like Twitter specifically of just like Jill Valentine from Resident Evil 3 remake getting like her head blown off and she's like naked. It's like fucking bizarre shit. But what's interesting. me to be honest. I mean, you know,

it works the first few times, but like after a while, anyway. Good. No, the, I'm trying to like, so in video games now,

a lot of characters are based off of real people. Like a lot of people. So. That's interesting, you know. If there is an actress who lends their face to a game,

and then that character is, then manipulated in source filmmaker to make porn of that. Is that a deep, you know what I mean? Like, is that a, is that the same level of problem? Like, like, I would have to imagine that. This conversation is very real and needs to be had because it is. And we are the right people.

There's so much nuisance. Right. Right. Us being men. Yes. Minority men, us being men of color, we are the ones to talk about this because we know it best. Women wouldn't know it better than we are They're women

Can I say something Also I know it better Can I say something specifically About this like where You say it's pathetic To you know Jerk off to Deepfoot fake porn I agree but like the thing to me is like

You paid for it also Like you bought it Like you commissioned it And not only did he commission it He commissioned it of his friends Girlfriends That's the problem That's a problem

It's that It's so many layers of pathetic It's yeah You know them You know them Like I can't Like look I'll be the first one to say

That like I might have even said this on the podcast Before that like I had this thing where It's a More not I wouldn't call it morbid But just a curiosity of just like Oh like you have a female Friend you're just like

Oh I wonder whether it look like naked And then like But it's not like like I need to see it or it's not like a thing that's just like gnawing it like this guy it's gnawing at him to the point where he's scratched the hole in the back of his head there's no hair in the back of his head because he keeps thinking about it there's a voice that's a ball spot there's a voice that's snarling in the back saying i must know i must know that's crazy that's where he got but like to me like i've had a thought like say like oh like i wonder and then

it literally completely fades after that because at the end of the day it doesn't doesn't matter. I don't give a shit who you are. You are, like, I don't think there's been a single person that I've ever seen that I haven't been,

like, curious at least once. It's like, I wonder what that person, like, I wonder sincerely what Danny DeVito looks like naked, like,

like, actually. Yeah, I'm curious. I mean, I'm pretty much seen it. We've seen it. You know what I mean. We just haven't seen it's,

but that's the kind of thing. But that's the most fascinating part of that. Because it's like I wonder. What if he's like, has a massive hog. That's what I'm saying. It's like,

I wonder... I'm fucking wide and fat and long. Like, I'm... Like, the proportions is what I'm most curious about. I'm like, I wonder. And so it's like... No, you're right. But I'm not sitting there with like a demon in the back of my brain...

clawing at me being like, you have to see it. You have to see it. To the point where I'm like... What's crazy? I'll admit. He doesn't even have to see it. He just has to be convinced that he's seen it. Because it's deep big and he knows it.

It's so many extra layers of pathetic because not only is he... deeply curious about what his friends, girlfriends look like naked to the point where he has to know, he is willing to settle for to understand that he won't know and he's still going to pay for someone to trick him. Like, this is good enough.

Like, that's so crazy. The deeper, the deeper you go into it, the more like sad it because, like, I honestly, like, there's a really strong part of me that feels bad for this guy, like, existentially. What happened? What happened? What happens is like...

He's a fucking wife, dude. Yeah, his wife had to sit there and not, and not to fucking shut out of him. She has to sit there and not punch in the face. Crying out of focus in the background. While he, while he weeps apologetically about the dumbest thing

I've ever fucking heard. His excuse is too, like, well, like, they're always there. Other people must be clicking on this stuff. I'm like, what are you doing? I have never... Let me tell you something. I've never...

I've never one time ever even thought about clicking on a porn ad. It never even, like, a thought of, Like, I was told not to do it and I just never did. They were like, don't do that. It's just not. I got it.

Look, let's think of it this way. First of all, you're on a porn site because you're horny. I'm focused. I'm focused. Why the fuck when I click on an ad? It's like this, right? It's like this, right? I'm on a porn site, right?

I'm, I'm an age where I should not be there yet. And I realize it's like hot milk. within three miles. I'm not the right age to be there quite yet. So I'm not going to do that. And as the years just passed, I'm like, that same milk can't live two miles from me.

I'm not going to do this. I live in a different state now. She couldn't have moved two miles away from me also. Hmm. It's wild, man. I don't know, man. Like,

I'm not like a Puritan. or anything. Like, I don't think, like, I don't think porn is like the devil or anything, but, like, I do think, I gotta be real, man. I think a lot of you out there, like, really fucking, you might be, like, sickly addicted to this stuff without even realizing it. Like, I'm sorry, but if you're paying for deep fakes of, like, your friends, like, you, you have got a problem. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show, presented by eBay.

There's a different kind of care that comes with letting some. something meaningful go, especially when it has a story attached to it. When you pass something on, you want to know it's being handled with respect. I took part in my first ever giant charity sale, and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet on eBay. Some of them were truly one-of-a-kind pieces connected to specific moments, TV sets, or from personal collections. One of the things I loved the most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. Sure, people who wanted a pair of my jeans could get them, but people who might be a different size than me could buy accessories.

If you're a size 8, you're lucky, because that's my shoe size. They could do purses, jewelry, all sorts of things. Some people needed winterwear, some people wanted summer dresses. It wound up being so much fun. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod.

Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome.

I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, and thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I'm being honest. That's beyond just like, all right,

I got to fucking, I got to clear the pipes. You know, I've got to like fucking do this. Yes. I don't know, man. That's what it's always been like a pipe thing.

Yeah, and not like the people who like watch it regularly or whatever. And I don't even want to like say shame, but I always say, I mean, so cliche, everything in moderation, right?

moderation. genuinely. fucking everything. That's how you survive living. You got to do everything in moderation, you know. Like, dude, I can't use coke every day. You can't. Sure.

You can't do everything. You can't fucking drink soda a guy every goddamn day. Exactly. Like, it does everything. It's literally everything. Does everything just take it easy? I once had a friend who said, like, he did it like six times a day once. And I was like, you're out of your mind.

Coke? No, that's, that's, that's, that's like, that's like, that's like young teen numbers, you know. No, but that I didn't even go. man, when I was a young teen, I was like, maybe, maybe, like, if there was a day where it was unusually high, it was like, maybe twice a day. And that, and it was, and it was never, and it was, and by way, and it was never, like, twice a day for, like, several days. You know what I mean? It was like, it was like someday, one day I would do it. The other day I wouldn't. The other day, then I would do it twice. And then, like, it was just, like, back to once or, like, none.

I average twice a day. It is, it is never, like. For me, for me, I definitely, numbers on the board. when I was like, when I was like, well, average, just give me, what about average? I'm talking about like, yeah, yeah, average, I don't, I don't even know. Any more, anymore, it's like a while. Like, no, no, anymore doesn't matter. But younger, I was like, maybe like, maybe like once a day when I was younger, but there'd be like weekends, like, they'd be like sun Saturdays.

Spikes don't matter. Where I'm not doing anything and I'm like going crazy. The spikes don't matter. We're talking about. I'm talking about somebody six times a day regularly. That's his default. Oh, that's madness. His dick's going to fall off.

Hey, everybody. I'm back from. my eyes. They dilated my eyes. And it was gross. Were you blind for a while? No, I mean, it was for like three hours or something. I could see.

It was just like, like, your eyes dilated. So everything's like really like blurry and really like really bright. It's fucking weird. I don't like it. I thought they didn't do that anymore for some reason. I thought they stopped doing the dilation. They got to see where your eyes are like dilated as well, you know? My shit was.

And back in 2016. 16, I was legally blind for, yeah, like a few hours. I could not see my girlfriend at the time two feet in front of me. It was fucking, it was so weird. That's crazy. Wait, how, um, do you know what your prescription is? Like the number of it? It is, whatever it is.

It's so, it's like minus 50, like 75. It's very, minus 75? Like something like, uh, I forget the exact, I have the prescriptions. It's like minus, uh, point, 0.75? Oh, okay. Yeah.

Minus 70. Or it's like minus 75. Oh, you're, oh, you're, no, I'm not fucking, you have cataracts.

Negative blindness. Like, cataracts, Bo. Blind to the, no, it's like point. I just,

I just, I'm so bad with that shit. No, yeah, me too. I really, I've, I've,

I've never really known. And then I was like, hey, since I'm going to be doing this, or potentially be doing this LASIC thing. I was like, all right, Let me tell me what my description is.

No one's ever told me. They just give me my glasses and they never tell me. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. Like, they write it down. Each time I went, they wrote it down for me because I buy my specs online. So I need to have it. They would print me a big, like, almost like a several page thing.

And it would be buried in there somewhere along with a million other numbers that I didn't know how to read or differentiate from each other. So I was like, all right, well, fucking whatever. I'm just going to give this to a doctor and they'll figure it out. But apparently mine is minus 11. That's what my prescription is. That's bad. That's pretty bad. A LASIC apparently only...

LASIC only apparently fixes up to 14. So, if I had waited, I guess, another 15 years, I probably wouldn't have been able to do it, but... Really, it has to be like... So, like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, up to 14, meaning... Up to minus 14, it can be worse? So you can't be worse than that?

So if you get the 15, basically won't hurt, it'll help you. Okay. I... So that means you're... So you qualify. I do qualify. They want me to do this thing called PRK, which is like... This is kind of a sidetrack, but LASIC is, is they use the laser to cut a flap in your eye.

They lift that flap, and then they put a lens in. It's basically what that is. It's like a little lens in your eye. What PRK is, it's basically the same thing, except what they do is they've removed the cornea entirely. And then they, like, laser restructure the eye. then wait for the cornea to grow back. So it's like a slightly different procedure, but it's like, it's more for people who are doing, you know, if they're in the military, if they're police officers, if they're doing like contact sports, it's a safer thing to do because with normal LASIC there's a flap in the eye that can theoretically reopen if enough damage happens. But with this, it's just like the eye kind of like grows back, I guess.

it's in some way is how it was described to me. So I might be doing that. I can do it next Friday, which is kind of nuts because they said, like, yeah, you'll have 20-20, you won't need glasses anymore. I mean, I'm thinking like, ooh, I don't know if I'm... I will say, it's a part of your identity, so... It is.

It's the only thing I would be. Yeah, that's the only part that I would be. Just wear without lenses. You literally can't get your glasses off anymore, motherfucker. I mean, I guess I would have to... I guess I would just, like, pop the lenses out of this one. But yeah Yeah, I mean

Why not? Yeah, just bought That's actually a great idea But you know what's weird though Is that Waring glasses but just You know what's weird though Is that like

My prescription's so high That even if I kept wearing my glasses I would still look very different Because my classes Push my entire like Like the distortion of it Like if I'm looking directly at the camera Like that's a pretty significant distortion

That's not going to be there anymore and that's going to be like weird to see I can't even imagine that so like I don't know we'll see I'll figure out whether or not I want to do it it's kind of it's a little I want to do something you know I'm fucked up and I've been

they've been fucked up for years and I was been surviving we're fucked up guys you're just stupid like you should at least get glasses nah fuck that I look stupid with glasses on I would at least like to see for the fight I don't think everybody has yeah exactly that's why you should just do it you should just do it yeah you need to do that

and it'll be way better. Just damage your eyes afterwards. You fix your eyes. Then as soon as the effect over, fucking damage him again. There was this blind guy named Charles Oliver. I mean, just, he was almost like, his glasses were very high prescription. And he was the UFC light heavyweight champion. And like

on the top of his game, he gets the surgery to correct his vision, and then he loses his championship. And I was like, and I was like, because my whole thing was, his defense was kind of bad, because he probably couldn't see that well. He would always get kind of tagged, and he'd always fall, but he's such a

jiu-jitsu master he wanted to take it to the ground anyway but so this he does he fights this next fight and i was like oh he's probably gonna do better because he can see so much better and he got he got destroyed however he got destroyed by a guy who's amazing but i just thought it was funny that he probably feels like shit like i should have never done it that was that was that was that was the fucking this site cost me my fucking championship yeah if i could have not seen i would have killed that guy like he would have died on this he would have been the first ufc death It's crazy because of it. I feel it's crazy how no one's died in the UFC yet.

It's insane. It's insane. With some of the strikes that I've seen, I'm like, oh, I think he's actually dead. Especially from heavyweights. Like, I'm sure Nungano can hit someone hard enough to kill them. I'm sure he can deliver that much power. He can. But it just hasn't.

So it's because the people, they're professionals. If they fought regular people, they would die. because regular people don't know how to roll with punches. Oh, yeah, people don't know to hit directly. Yeah, so that's the problem. They don't know how to get. And I feel like I'm sure you're learning a lot about that, Chris, about like rolling with punches so you don't get fucking caoed immediately if somebody gets you good.

Right? Yeah, yeah. Hopefully you see what's happening. Hopefully you don't lock. You get it. You didn't lock your neck. And take it all to the shit. That's hilarious.

Like, it's a great way to absorb strikes by not taking the whole thing. and I feel like most normal people they never think about doing that so you can imagine Francis just going to a bar and then you should look up this fucking monster Frantus and Ghanu's and you can just see how and how ridiculously large he is

as a it's upsetting that there's that these are when people get that big like when they get up to like because he's like your height I think Sweeney Fland is he's 6'5 he's 6 5 he's 6 5

pushing three sometimes. He usually walks around 300 pounds, but it's literally all muscle. He's probably like maybe 9% body fat. Did you say he's 6.5 pushing three? What does that mean? Like 300 pounds. Yeah, he walks around 300 pounds. He's pushing three years old.

He's pushing three years old. The thing is that what makes it crazy for him is that he wasn't a fighter his whole life. He just, he worked in like a salt miner, like a sand miner, or something like that. He just moves sand. It just makes me mad. Dead serious, though.

It just makes me mad that people like this just, they just exist. Like, they're just, there's like my bitch ass who has to go out of my way to even get like a bump of muscle. Like, just to get like, oh, man. And this guy, he does. He's obviously working hard, but his genetics are so fucking superior that he just looks gorgeous by. There was a guy named Ron Simmons that was in the WWE. And everybody was upset at him. because he was the guy that wouldn't do shit.

Farouk would just do a set, and he was one of the most jacked people in the fucking, like in the WWE. Does he that guy that put that fox in the microwave? I... What? I'm thinking of something else. Never mind.

You're thinking of a sudden you watched on Live League. That's what you're thinking. You're not thinking of a famous person. I don't know. I'm a famous... WWE wrestler was like, a fucking segment. We know about Benoit, you know, so you can't really say it's crazy that they do that. When I said that Derek was smiling and just stays like, I've never seen you so confused.

I was just like, wait. Did this guy actually do that? It's like, yo, I miss that. How do I miss this? I would, that would be the biggest shocker. I would probably have to take a minute and be like, hold on a second. And go and look it up and read every article. Farooke, he was called Farooke in the W.

And he was a part of the, dude, the nation of domination was so fucking awesome. That's a long time ago. Yeah, it was a bunch of like, they were kind of like 5 percenters, right? Yeah, they were 5 percenters. And they were just basically, we are the nation. They would be doing the thing. We are, we are joined after a while. It's funny.

It's funny. It's funny the fact that the Rock joined. Because that was how everyone figured out he was black. That's when everyone figured out he was a black man. Because nobody knew the Rock was black. Yes. You see? He looks not serious, but he could be serious.

That's the problem. The Rock is a black man. I thought the Rock was like a fucking... The Rock never did... He's a pineapple. So the thing is that the Rock never denied he's a black man, but no one asks him if he's a black man. man. That's the thing. He won't deny.

He'll be like, yes, I'm a black man. But he doesn't, he doesn't rep it except for in that that rumble song, the face off. I feel like, he says, he says black and Samoan in my veins. I feel like he never, I feel like he never denies it. Because the thing is that like you, he's, being Polynesian

is so much more unique than being you know, African American in America, obviously. You know what I think it is, man? I think he also, he grew up around mostly Hawaiians in all fairness. This whole, the family, um, Tahoe, Da-Aho, alcohol family the whole wrestling niggas all them they were all Hawaiian

no yeah the whole of his dad there's a huge there's a Samoan there's a Samoan there's a Samoan they lived in Hawaii but they are Samoan his mom Samoan Long story short Fucking I think the rock I think he was kind of resentful of his dad for not being around I think that's why he didn't fucking fuck with him I think that's why but when he died of course he showed respect and everything

But yeah he's half nigger man His his his dad is a giant black man A wall. I'm so mad. I'm like, why? I was like, mom, why couldn't you fucking marry a behemoth? Like some guy that's like 7, 6,

and then give me a chance. My dad is so big and black. It's scary. My dad is so large in black. It's terrifying. He's huge. No, my dad was two inches taller than me. And my mom is like 5.

Two, maybe. So I was fucked. I had no chance. My mom was like 5.10. And my mom was like 5.10. My dad is like 6-6. God, yeah, so there's no weight. Dude, if you would have been short, it would have been fucking hilarious.

I would have been beat savagely by everybody in my family. Because even though my family's Hispanic, they're not short. None of them are really short. It's over my grandma's like 4-11 now. It's insane. Lily towers over my grandma currently, which is madness. I feel like I'm losing inches because I have a herniated disc and scares me. Do you have a herniated disc?

Well, whatever. Yeah, I do. Um, one of the reason why I, I, I, I didn't ask. Yeah, thanks, man. Put that shit back, bro. Take that shit out. Put that shit back in. You know, I've heard, I've heard the best way to fix that is you, you like, is what?

You curl over forward like this and then jump back and land on your spine. It's supposed to like, uh, reorient everything. Or, or you can go to a doctor and have them just realign it because that's how you're supposed to do it. This is just re-aligned. You know, it's wild? I actually legitimately, like, I fell, I, I fell backwards off of a staircase once, and, like, when I, and, uh, I think two days later, I was taller. That's not even, like, that's not even, like, remotely a joke, like, actually, for real.

I mean, you could have decompressed your spine. I might have done, I might have done that. That's what I'm saying. That was, like, a real thing that happened. That's not like, I'm not, obviously, it wasn't, like, six inches or anything. But, like, it was, like, it was a number of, have you ever seen that video? Have you ever seen that video? There's a moment from a video where there's like giant kid

And this guy walks in his, it's a movie where this kid starts getting big. This kid gets large. Honey, I shrink the kids? And then they bring this, then they bring this doctor over and he's like, get the fuck out. He's like, fuck you. The little kid starts fucking curse that up. But he's a giant kid. He's like a six foot, like seven foot child.

Is that that that, is that that Brendan Fraser? Is that that Brendan Fraser movie where he goes, uh, oh my gosh? Do you ever see that clip of the Brendan Fraser movie where he walks? Oh, my stars? A Negro. No, I don't. What the fuck? You've never seen that?

Does that actually happen or? There's a, there's a, I swear to God, there is a Brendan Fraser movie where. Is that Encinno Man? I think it's in Cino Man. I don't think it's in Cino, man, dude. It's a movie called Food of the Gods. It's a movie called Food of the Gods. And I was pulled up the scene right now.

I'm going to put it in a Riverside chat. And he's just like racist? I don't get it. No, he's not racist. Whoa. He just starts cursing. See, what happened was that Derek and Derek, we were talking about something. But Sweeney didn't take any of that in.

He's still talking about the first thing he was talking about five minutes ago. I'm talking about the giant kid. It's so funny. That's hilarious. Oh, that's what you're showing. Yes, the giant child. Oh, we were like so beyond that. Right.

My stars. You got to watch. This is so funny. guys is look up it's called slightly higher quality bobby from food of the gods and it's such a funny fucking seed because it's just a giant child cursing out of an adult an adult is scared because the kid's so big that looks so gross i like it was his clothes don't even fit his clothes don't even fit i thought you were i thought it was an anime or something animated no there's a no we were talking about what's the oh my god Brendan

Oh my lucky stars Damn I would be so Fucking what would you do with was a kid that being cursing at you I'd still fight him You still fight them This is what I was talking about It's like a five second clip

I'd be the child up You know shit You can't be that strong Well I don't know kids don't really understand pain either To be fair But uh Yeah I don't know what movie this is.

I don't know what movie this is where Brendan Fraser just says, oh, my lucky stars. It has to be time travel, I'm assuming. No, he got trapped in a bunker for a period of time. He thought it was some war was going to happen. And then he grew up in a bunker and he came out and now the world didn't end or some shit. It's fallout. It was some, it was some like fucking like Cold War bullshit movie. It's funny, though.

It is funny. Anyway, anyway, it is Encinno, man. It's Fallout Man. Is this Encino Man? I think it is. No, it can't be. It's not fucking Encino Man, you lunatic. It's a fucking caveman.

Oh, man, it's the same thing. That's a caveman. Caveman never saw black people. It's the same shit. It's not fucking Encino, man, you don't. Are you telling me that cave? Are you telling me cavemen saw black people? I don't think cavemen could say, oh, my lucky stars.

That's not a caveman saying. I think they can learn. I think, apparently Neanderthal's had bigger brains than Homo sapiens. So all I'm saying is that it's Crazy. Where they at? They died off because they didn't develop tools. I mean, actually. Dinosaurs had huge brains, but they were fucking stupid as shit, so whatever.

They didn't have huge brains compared to their sizes. They had tiny ass brains compared to the size of how big they were. We're getting side try. Let's get into some questions. This is the whole reason we did this. Let's get into some questions. These fucking names, man. Get the fuck out of here

Get the fuck out of here! Get the fuck. I'm surprised there's no Nick Curz. That's actually very surprising. One day will one day, one day, one day, I'm sure. Uh, p-p-pup, let's see.

Crispy. I still can't believe Nick Kerr's real. That is a real person That is honestly insane. I'm sorry. Crispy Fahita wrote in. He says, hey, shart tank.

Long time, a listener, now patron. Welcome aboard. Oh, I mean, hey, thank you. Fucking ass. Fuck you, get out of your fucking piece of shit. I remember you guys mentioning... Fuck you get the fuck out of here.

I remember you guys mentioning going down to the backroom's rabbit hole and down a backroom's rabbit hole and it reminded me of my obsession with monument mythos. I highly recommend the series. It's a mix of analog horror and satire that somehow mixes ideas like James Dean becoming president, monuments containing Elders' Hearts and the evergreen ever-given shipping vessel

being a huge... I don't know what you're saying. Anyways, just wanted to drop a recommendation. I think I've heard of this, Monument Mythos, but I've never actually fucking watched it. I'll give it a watch later. I just wanted to address that because someone wrote that in a while ago. Michael wrote it and he says,

Hello, my beautiful baby boys. You decided to become a guru for a young and impressionable teenage boys in order to make a ton of money. What is the main point you try to instill in the future generation? Will you go Andrew Tate's route of telling guys to hate women, or will you take a Jordan Peterson route of telling guys to wash the smegma off their foreskin? How would you choose to corrupt or help these young men?

Ooh, man. We have to come up with our own. He's like, you can't have foreskin because God said so. The inner monologue and the dragons within the foreskin and give me money. It's so funny because Jordan Peterson tries to like go on these talks. A man who is not ready to,

a man who is not prepared for confidence. at all times is not dangerous. I would beat the flaming fuck out of Jordan Peterson at like any point of his life. I would owe that nigga. I would, but like, and it's just like,

how are you, are you dangerous? I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, like, I've never, I've never, I've never, I've never, anyone like,

Like, yeah, I know I've just never Anyone thought, like they've never said that verbally like I'm just so sick I've never heard anyone say that either And I'm so sick of hearing And I can beat the dog shit out of him

Like, yeah I would beat the flaming fuck out of him He would beat him down He went to a coma after eating meat From drinking apple cider That by that guy's defense ability is horrible Go go go go go go go go go I mean like

Oh, yeah, Sweeney Wait, you got to sound more like Kermit Oh, yeah, Mr. Sweene, I beat the shit out of you I'll beat the shit out of you, black bitch I would throw I would throw water on him And he would get sick from it He would get a poison effect from water

And I'd beat the life I would beat the Sam fuck out of him, bro Godless darky You got nothing on me, sweet. Your God doesn't love you. That's why you're dark-skinned. Holy shit. You godless darkie.

You godless, darky. That is crazy. Dude, yo, fucking, let's relax. The woke-mind virus has gotten you. The woke-mind. The woke-mind is corrupt. You think you can stop me because of your dark skin. Well, guess what?

You're black, therefore worse and bad. That's just Kermit though. You're worse and bad. You know what's fucked up? I realized something because I was one of the first people to interview, like Jordan Peterson. He actually reached out to me, his wife reached out to me. And I was like, that's so weird. Like none of these other big people in our community has talked to him yet.

I was like, that's fucking bizarre. I was like, what does he see in me? And then I realized that he probably was scanning my videos and saw that I was fucking bouncing around in all these places. I had different backgrounds. And I'm a black man. He's like, so I'm just a chaotic nigger. And then he was doing this thing called self-offering that's supposed to help you, like, get your life together. And he was basically being like, this dark gentleman could really benefit from, you know, just like getting his shit together.

And I realize I'm like, this motherfucker. was like, pick the black guy because he just was like, oh, this guy's obviously like just worse off than any of the other white counterparts and shit. And I was like, yo, this kind of fucked up. Should have done it, though.

No, I mean, I did the interview, but I was also like, this shit does not work. Like, I'm an artist, man. I thrive in chaotic fucking, I just, I can't be too clean and too organized. Like, is his self-authoring shit or it ended that, I read his fucking book. He wanted to do another interview.

I just, I couldn't. I was like, bro, your books suck dick. I can't interview you, because all I would do is just say that sucks. Well, fuck you, you black bastard. Go back to the pits of Mordor where your Nigo ass came from. You, monkey. It's so fucking crazy. Godless monkey.

You godless ape, I hate you. I guess it's a good. God damn it. Let me go back in my bag. Let me go back in my bag and sleep for four months. You fucking bastard. Stop trying to interrupt me. Chris, you little bitch.

You have all black friends. You need some white. You need some white. You have negroid blood in you. I know it. You're from an island. Is he a rape? Like,

I don't think he's racist, actually. I don't know that. I don't think he's racist. I feel like he's racist, but he's. I feel like, he's not like a racist guy. Like he's just kind of like cringe. But,

well, look, he's not just cringe. He has a huge problem. Your friends are blood. I don't know if he's I don't know if he's I don't know if he's racist but I will say he is clearly he clearly has a problem with trans people

I can believe that yeah yeah but I think that makes sense he went out of his way to just shit on Ellie Page that shit was wild you know why because I feel I feel like Ellie LF like

Ellie page before the transition. That was his go-to. That was his go-to, you know? That was his quick type-up. We are not answering the question. Oh, what was the question? Don't interrupt me you. What was the question?

All right, freak. What was the question, Latino? Okay. Unlistenable this podcast. Here we go. Unlistenable. Zay. It's fine.

It's fine. This is people like this. We're not We're not doing Jordan Peterson Podcast you know Jordan Peterson's podcast I'm just kidding I'm not gonna go deeper

In George Peterson How would I So you're talking about like Because the person was basically saying How would you corrupt the youth essentially Or how would you have like Andrew Tate Yeah what would be your

Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson So it's almost implying that How would you corrupt the youth And not actually groom them in a positive way Because if it was positive I mean God damn man, just give him a little bit of Power Rangers, give him some Spider-Man.

All negative. That's all negative to you? No, no, no, no. I'm saying we must, this is a negative question. We are thinking, I would ask how we would corrupt the youth. I would empower young men to understand that women should not put their hands on them, and they have, in fact, the right to defend themselves of perceived danger.

Not negative. That's actually, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's egalitarian. No, no, no, no. But the amount of force they use is up to them. It is up to them to dictate when they are safe. So knock women the fuck out. Knock women to the floor.

So you're, You're Jordan-seus and platform. As soon as she swings on you, knock that bitch unconscious. Your platform would be just attack. No, no, no, no, no. Attack went provoked immediately and excessively. I don't think this is that.

I don't think there's necessarily anything wrong with that. Overcorrect. You don't have to, look, when a girl, when a woman hits you, most of the time you're bigger than most women. You get hit, right? I mean, you defend yourself. Most of the time. I said most, most of the time. Not all. I know that you short people, I know that you, most humans that are adults aren't shorter than you.

But, you know, like, you, you defeat them, you put your back, and you stop the interaction. But you don't use force after that. This is what I was taught. Now, let's say, like, one time you guys are all hanging out with me and Lillian hits me, right? And I turn around and I just haymaker her. She falls down two more hits. That is what I'm advocating for. That kind of world where every guy does that.

And the confidence does I stop. Let's skip a beat. Everybody's like, well, all right, sorry about that fucking wild bitch over there. And he goes back and keeps drinking with his boys. I mean, I'm not that mad at that, man. I think, like, what should really happen is you combine. John Peterson and and that like what you do you combine Jordan Peterson and you Tate so Andrew Tate's like okay women are property whatever cool and then Jordan

Peterson's like clean up a room combine the thing the women make your property clean up your most yes yes you understand you understand the women must clean your room there's no there's no there is no debate there's no like no and and it's not even your vocabulary you don't understand when women refuse it's like I don't even understand what she's saying. It's like a foreign language because there's only yes, me, Lord. And that's it. I like that. I think that's actually pretty fair. I mean, they should do that naturally, but you know. Yeah, they should. It's, we let things, we let, we let, we let things go too far on one direction

and now they, they, like, they question everything. But, you know, and then they watch, you have to religiously watch, um, um, either, you have to kind of cycle through it. So you can watch on Bach or you can watch fucking the raid, redemption. You have to watch one of these things, and then basically use that on your property if they get out of the line. Exactly, bro. Exactly. That's about it. What about you, Chris? How would you contaminate the youth?

I would say... I would try to get everybody saying every slur as often as possible. So that they become... But so hear me out, right? This way, this way, the slurs become meaningless, and then they can't hurt anybody. anymore. And this would be my positive spin on basically just making it so everything is intolerable all the time.

Look, man. I think that'd be funny because it wouldn't work. And we'd lose lives for no reason. It would absolutely not work. What lives would we lose, though? If, Chris, right now, let's say a group of people that would follow would be more. most likely be the white youth of the white male youth of America, because they're the most impressionable for the most at the time.

They would follow you. They would go into Spanish Harlem. They would recite every slur possible. They would get to one of the slurs that offends a prominent demographic of the area. And then they would probably lose their lives. I don't really give a shit. No, long as you get your money, long as you get your money, it's fine. They can die.

Yeah, buy my supplements. Yeah, I don't care. Get your bag Get your bag Get your bag You lawless Ape Saint Maxie wrote

And he said Hey Chris Chan I wanted to get your guys's take On how video games Are being adapted to shows and movies Everything about The Last of Us In Witcher seems like the creators Don't actually care about the games they're adapting

They just want to make a TV show Shouldn't there be some kind of fandom there? I don't think so So this might This might have been an old question. It's been in the dock for a while. So maybe St. Maxie hasn't seen the show at the point where he's writing. I would imagine so.

But what's confused to me about it is like The Witcher. Because The Witcher was like, I thought people liked The Witcher. Didn't they like The Witcher? They did like the Witcher. They did. They liked it at first. I thought the first season was pretty good. I have not heard anybody say, like, oh, this show sucks dick or something.

Yeah, the first season of Witcher is. solid. Solid first season or series. It gets fucked up because the second season and the following season after that is just not very great. It's not very good. It's not very good. It's not very good. It's kind of whatever.

Yeah, it's like, even Last of Us, I think Last of us was pretty good so far. I don't, I have no problems with it. Especially as in the beginning. Like, I guess you could like dislike that they're changing things, I guess. But everything they've changed so far, I think it's been for the better. you want them to change some things. Otherwise, I'm like, oh,

I just watched the fucking video game. Like, why would you want, like, why would you, that's why I was, that's why I was fucking disinterested at first because I was like, oh, the, here's the intro, very similar to the fucking game. Second episode, oh, it just seems like a moment in

the game, really. And the third episode was where things kind of really, I'm like, oh, this is fucking different. And I was like, that was interesting. So Well, you got to understand that Fans of things Because of whatever reason

They don't like things changing I don't know why people get so tismatic about it But change for some reason really bothers people It's bullshit because if it was exactly the same They would fucking they would They would complain about that Of course they would There's no win

There's no winning That's why it's like fuck them They're just complaining So that's why I have to a certain point I'm like I don't fuck you Yeah that's fair There's no win Do you guys want, are you guys going to go to Bill Cosby's

2023 stand-up tour? Are you guys going to do that? I might honestly, that's just unbelievable. I got VIP. You got VIP? You got to meet Bill Cosby? I got VIP. You get a free, you get a free, you get a free drink.

That is astounding to me. By the way, like anybody who's listening to the show, this is real, by the way. This is like Bill. I already forgave him. Bill, that's crazy. Bill Cosby is touring again, which I mean,

I guess means like cancel culture is not real. This is Sophia Bush from Work in Progress with Sophia Bush. Check out this special moment we did on our show presented by eBay. When I was living in Chicago, I took part in my first ever giant charity sale, and I was able to auction several items from my personal closet. on eBay. They were items that marked huge moments in my life and in my career. And though I was ready to pass them along, I also wanted to make sure they were going to someone who would love them.

One of the things I loved the most about doing this with eBay is there was a way for everyone to shop. It wound up being so much fun to see where each and every item was going, where it was going to be loved. And in passing items along like that, authenticity really matters to the person who's getting them. That's why I love eBay's authenticity guarantee. They weren't just listing my items. They were verifying them, making sure something was genuinely from where it claimed to be, in this case, my closet. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Find what you love, sell what you don't.

eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's never been. Because like, if there was ever anybody who probably should stay gone,

the dude's like fucking. 80 he's a serial rapist Probably You know maybe you just like say goodbye Uh I bet no he's he's he's coming He's coming back It's insane bro

I mean I realize the only people who really got canceled are the ones who really step down or stepped away themselves Yeah you have to cancel yourself I think It's mostly that I mean I would say there's a very mine small case of people who oh there was nothing it was completely out of the their control, but most people just fuck off. Like, say even someone like Justin Rowland, I bet you if he was fucking like, fuck, no, I'm not going anywhere. Like, adult swim would get behind him. They'd be like, you know what?

All right, we believe in you. Yeah, 100%. But he was like, nah, fuck it. I'm going to step. I'm out of here. He resigned from the studio, too. His video game studio, too, right? Yeah, he resigned from everything, basically. Yeah, so he's so basically. So people like, oh, I canceled. Same thing with Jenna Marbles or anything

like that. I think Jenna just dipped. She was like, Bye, bye. Was it, was it was, am I thinking of the right? No one, no one canceled her. She just dipped. She was like, all right. She left.

She left. So, because no one would have gave a shit if she left. It was just like if she, if she didn't, no one wanted to give a shit. I mean, but she left herself, I guess. So it's, you see, you see the fucking. It sucks. It sucks. It sucks that shit ain't real because some people, like said, uh, Bill Cosby should be allowed to tour.

That's crazy. It really is fucking nuts. What makes it crazy is that he was like someone that I really like respected as a as a like a person. I had a huge. That's exactly why it's crazy. And it's just like that person, it wouldn't be crazy. It's like you're Billcott. You were such a light for like black comedians at such a time we needed it.

And you just suck. You really suck. Thanks, dude. I wonder. I wonder what he's going to do you think he's going to like he has to like how. So the thing is, it's like, how feeble must he be? What if the stand-up go brazy, though?

It won't. His, I've never, I have never once understood his stand-up ever. Like, it's, like, Bill Cosby and, like, Tim Allen to me are just, I just, I never fucking understood it. I feel like Bill Cosby's comedies for parents, that's why. Bill Cosby's comedy is, is very much like, he just sits there and tells stories,

but he has, like, a voice that I guess is, like, entertain. I don't know. I, I never, I've only seen two of his bits I saw two bits One of them was a bit that Carlos Monsea stole I just saw that because they showed Oh this is the one that he stole

They just had to do with like Oh you just won the Super Bowl or whatever How do you feel? Hi mom Like that's all you have to say Hi mom after all this shit It was like a thing And basically Carlos stole that

And I'm like okay I see where he stole it from And then it was one of him Explaining how basically date rate drugs Work or it was called Spanish Flores fly and he was basically talking about Spanish fly and I'm like oh that's crazy this motherfucker is just being very open about how dope this shit is and I'm like so it's bit it's it's a what

you call it open secret right yeah if you see all the fucking all the shows drawn together was one of my favorite they were they would always kind of poke at this shit that was going on in Hollywood and just showing that like back in what oh seven oh five or whatever oh five he called himself a sexual predator in that show with this shit that was this little bit. And I'm like, it's so funny, everybody fucking knew, but they just didn't say anything.

That was like, that one fucking Morris. There was like, like an Academy Awards or something in like the late 90s, like really, really early 2000s where, something Farland was poking fun at Harvey Weinstein

on stage or I can't remember what the fuck he said, but he was like, uh, I think it was like it's a good, it's going to be a good day for all the women who have to, who don't have to pretend to like Harvey Weinstein. Einstein anymore or something. It was something like that.

That was like in the 90s. So or like probably not the 90. Maybe like 2003 or something. It was like 2005, I think. Way ahead of it. And he hosted what you call it. And it's like fucked up. I'm like all of these people, nobody's saying anything.

It's fucked up that culturally there has to be a movement to actually be like, oh, wait, yeah. Okay, yeah. This guy's a piece of shit and has been praying on a bunch of people. I'm like, yo, nobody. Y'all, none of you going to say anything? I mean, was it like to say? our jobs, you know, regular jobs that we worked at shit.

If there was somebody that was like, I pray it wasn't. That's crazy. I mean, but would you like, would you just say nothing? Absolutely not. I'm like, that's wild. You're like, no, fuck you, man. I'm not working with this guy. Like, you'd fucking dime him out immediately.

Be like, there's a guy that's fucking raping all these chicks. Yeah. If the manager didn't do shit, then I would quit for sure. I would quit with the fastness. I would quit the quickness. I mean, I wouldn't, I would quit if they weren't going to do anything about it. I can't be near shit like that. I get out of their A.

sap Rocky. No, you get you get the criminal out. You don't fucking leave first. I would call him out. I'd be like, yo, this guy's walling. Do you not see what he's doing? And then I would dip. He flips it out. I mean, that's that's a little unrealistic. It was Kingston that was fucking actually doing. I saw it all, man. We went to this party and Kingston was and it. That would be crazy. That'd be crazy because the people that would believe that, if anyone believed that would break my heart. That would just break my spirit if someone believed that shit. He is big and intimidating, you know, like he probably

can force himself on him. I mean, go ahead. Next question. He does seem like the kind of person that would do that, simply because a hue of his skin. This name is just a bunch of abodicons. I'm not going to read this. I'm sorry. I don't know how you expect me to read this. But he wrote it and he said, hello, Chris

Sweeney. Derek, who what the fuck is this? Who's most fascinating guys you gotta guys read like you gotta write you gotta write

proof read who's the most who's most fascinating celebrity meltdown my opinion is that Ezra Miller Kanye West it's hard to choose that Ezra Miller shit is hilarious because it's funny because he's like

an anti-hero it's funny because he's just like I'm I'm kind of I'm kind of non-binary so like I could kind of do whatever. Like, he really is like this emblematic. Because I think of all the people who, like,

because I know the DC thing is happening, right? Where like all these, all these heroes are being rebooted. Henry Cavill's out and all these people are out. All these people are out. But I think DC was like, yeah, we might keep Ezra. And it's like, bro. I'm still doing that.

I'm still doing it. Ezra Miller's a literal villain. He is. And it was weird seeing people complain about them. and I emphasis on that because there were people being mad calling him he when they're complaining about Ezra

being a fucking degenerate right? But they were complaining that you weren't addressing them properly. And I'm like, that's the thing that you have a fucking problem with? Not that he's terrorizing the people of Hawaii? Not that he's cutting up a cutting up in Hawaii.

It's the, you guys are not defining them correctly. You're not saying, I was like, that's crazy. Like, not for a criminal, I mean, come on. Let's make an exception for the criminal that right now the people are trying to, they're not going out of their way to misuse their pronouns.

The most accurate, the most accurate possible detailing of the situation probably isn't the most important part of this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a while. I gotta say, man, okay, so Kanias was pretty fucking legendary, but I gotta give, because Kani's was almost, it was too cartoonish. So there's parts of it that I'm like,

It's a little bit too over the top, but I think the perfect, the perfect temperature is Mel Gibson. I think there was nothing better. Mel Gibson's a classic, though. That's why. And the craziest thing is that everybody, I mean, dude, people skipped Mel Gibson and they went to, who's the racist cowboy, the pilgrim, call everyone Pilgrim? What's his name? You don't talk about Eastwood, right? No, not Clint Eastwood.

John Wayne, John Wayne. So, yeah. People, they skipped, they skipped Mel Gibson. and they went to John Wayne. John Wayne's been dead for forever. And they were like, they were pulling up things. There were people trying to, quote, unquote, cancel.

That was a whole thing that was happening. People were pulling up racist. Oh, you think that guy, that old guy that played cowboys, you think he's racist? Now, wait a minute. You're telling me. John Wayne.

Wait one minute. Wait one, the guy. When was John Wayne born? Let me see. He was probably born. He was probably born in like 1900. He was probably born when it was fine to talk to us,

like that. He was probably John Wayne 1890 or like 1919 or like John Wayne was 10 years old in 1917

so that's crazy I mean maybe did you surprise this guy look it's you're surprised

that John Wayne's a bit racist whoa really is all he played like his cowboy rules where he's just like he just parorizing natives there's this is a bizarre

terrorizing natives There's such a bizarre... I think he played a Native American too in a one movie. There's such a bizarre implication with all this stuff, right? Where it's like, do you really believe... Like, what is your expectation of the past? Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose. Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay.

I'd never owned a vintage camera before. There was something about it that felt almost unnecessary in a world where everything lives on our... phones. But I wanted to change that. So I started the hunt for a point-and-shoot camera. When I finally found the perfect one on eBay, I didn't keep it to myself, I left it out on a table. Always within reach, people started picking it up without asking, family, friends, everyone to take a photo of whatever felt important to them in that moment. There was no editing, no retakes, you took the photo and that was it. The moment became real right away. It was about

choosing something. Deciding this matters, even if it came out blurry, the vintage camera belonged to the room, to the moment, to the people in it. Over time, the photos started to pile up on the fridge, on shelves tucked into books. Each one a reminder that meaning isn't always planned. That's what I appreciate about eBay. It's a place where you can find things that bring people together and pass along things you no longer need, so they can become part of someone else's memories. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts.

Visit eBay.com to shop your favorite finds. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get big. and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24 7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan,

America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Like, like, what do people expect the past to be like? If they are, if they look up John Wayne's like, I don't know, interviews or statements and they're like, oh, I can't believe he said that. It's like, are you dumb? Are you stupid? Like, what can't you believe about that?

Do you, like, it feels like people don't understand what time is. Also, Sweeney, are you all right? Yeah. You're breathing wildly heavy into the mic. oh my bad I want a doctor in the in the audience to diagnose me just through his breaths see if there's something wrong

I don't know Simple dying Batches his head on the fucking dead Simple dying I don't know But what So okay so Mel Gibson's a good one Which is insane

I can't believe they skipped Mel Gibson There was no no one talks about his His Jew rants Which is like great But which was way way better was him screaming at his girlfriend or whatever. Called that an N-word, right? This classic line.

I hope you get... I just want to say, I love using the R, the capital, so I hope you get R'd by a pack of ends. Like, that's, that's legendary. There's nothing better than that. That is extreme racism. That is so fucking tickle me pink, fucking rude. A pack, and there's nothing... It's legendary.

It's so racist It is so funny It is astonishingly racist for so Just out of nowhere That's so That brings me such happiness Even though it shouldn't What do you got Chris

Who do you think some Has a goaded man I don't know Like I I think Kanye is next level Like Kanye is like the most insane thing I've ever seen Bar none But I'm kind of with you

Where it's like it's too much My favorite one personally is Kramer at the Laugh Factory. Like, Kramer at the Laugh Factory is so funny because I, I, like, it just didn't need to happen. There was never, what, what also blows me away about it, too, is like, it, it never happened before that. You know what I mean? Like, there was never, like, any, there were never any interviews about, like, oh, Michael Richards has this, you know, concerning belief or refers to people that, like, that was never, like a thing with him before.

and it was never a thing with him after. It was just this, it was like he was possessed. He was just upset. He was just upset genuinely and fully. I firmly believe because even myself, I am not a, I am not a racist, hateful person at all. But like, say in traffic, for example, somebody does something really dangerous.

I look and see what they are. And then I, I channel on whatever, they are you fucking you are the biggest dumb cunt ever you know you're an old piece of shit you're a all now your skin tone and i always laugh afterwards it makes me feel better especially if it's somebody who's black because then i'll say something racist and it makes me laugh because i'm like that's what somebody would say to me you know like it's just you're out of your fucking mind i'm not because i literally was just listening to you play fucking destiny and you do the exact Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

First of all, you're revealing things off camera, but all, cool. I guess we're, I guess that's what we're at now. Cool. Secondly, you're going to try to, you're going to try. Secondly, Derek, come at the king, you best not miss, bro. First of all, Derek, it's me. Is that surprise you? All right?

You're not supposed to be like, you did it too. You're not supposed to be like, oh, I did something fucked up. Yeah, but the devil did it too. Like, no, you don't bring, you don't point at the, worst creature. The boss. I'm just saying, you're going to call me out. You remember your ears.

Without sin, cast the first stone. You can't throw no stones at me, bro. You're using the biblical. That's crazy. You're fucking back to a wall. Anyway. You're backed into a wall right now.

You're just, anyway. If you people only knew, if you people only knew what he was saying. Go ahead, Chris. It's wild. It's wild shit. But the thing to me,

it's like, you know, I love. that clip because and I love what happened to act like when like he went on that I can't remember if it was David Letterman to apologize or whatever it was just like it was such a sad state of affairs because like he looks so scared and sad and like to me it's like I really like I sincerely and this might totally be biased totally admit this but like I really genuinely don't think he believes those things you know what I mean I sincerely I agree I kind of agree I sincerely I

sincerely don't think Michael Richards is a racist person. Like, I just don't believe that. I don't know why. That was the whole, no, I, you don't believe it. It was, well, that's what my tangent was about that is. Sometimes when you get so mad, you just zero in on what the person is and you try to hurt them as much as possible. I never say shit like that to people's faces. That's what I'm just saying in a car, in by myself, I will say something and then I think it's funny afterwards because of all over the top is. right right but like I love that I love that whole thing because it happened out of nowhere it was totally unexpected it never happened again and and then the way that they made fun of it on Curb Your Enthusiasm was legendary like oh yeah curb Curb used it perfectly the legendary like I don't know if anybody has seen I forget what season I think it might be seven or eight like I don't remember what season of Curb Your Enthusiasm this was but if anybody hasn't seen the Seinfeld reunion season of Curbure Enthusiasm watch it because they address the microbeer Richard's situation and it is some of the funniest shit I have seen in a long, long time. It is really fucking funny.

But yeah, I think I think that's the one. I would have to agree. I would have to agree that that one is the funniest one. Kanye's, this feels magically. And it feels like Kanye's feels magical, but also the breadcrumbs were there, you know? The thing to me with Kanye is that like, the thing with Kanye is that it's almost like, It's almost like a... Hey, it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose.

Check out the best of a moment we did, presented by eBay. Music has always been one of my teachers. There was a vinyl record I used to play during a quiet, very formative season of my life. Late nights, no distractions, just me, the music and my thoughts. Over time, life changed, schedules filled up, and somewhere along the way, that record disappeared.

I didn't notice right. away, but I felt the absence of what it represented. So I searched for that same vinyl, same version, the same cover, and I found it on eBay. When it arrived, I couldn't wait to listen. And when I finally did, the music was the same, but I wasn't. I heard it differently. I understood it differently. And that's when it really hit me.

Objects can evolve us. They can remind us of practices we want to return to, of values we don't want to lose, or versions of ourselves that still matter. That's what I love about eBay. It's not just about buying things. It's also a place where you can let go of items that are no longer serving you or that you no longer need. You can give items a new life, a new story with someone else.

To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Visit eBay.com to shop your favorite finds. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. We don't know where Kanye is right now. Yeah. You know what I mean? So, like, he was, he was, he was seeing on the camera recently. I don't know, man. I haven't. seen that. With some chick, I think he's dating some.

Well, no. It was, it was him leaving. It was him leaving the, what you call it? The Kardashian home dropping off the gates. Oh, okay. Oh, well, yeah, whatever. But like, so I guess things are, someone finally made talk sense into him, I guess.

To like, hey. Or, or, or, or, or it's a body double. Or people are just like, we're done having you on here, yo, you're walling. That is what it is. Like, people are just like, let's just. No, that's, that's bullshit. Because it's kind of called us up and said, hey, I want to go on snark think we would have him.

I wouldn't want him on a podcast, but you guys would have him. And I would lose the vote. We would have him. He would take your place. Yeah, I'd be fine with that. I could.

Make no. I'd be fine with that. I could not. I could not talk to him. Because I'll cry for real on camera and that'll be sad. Exclusive Kanye, exclusive Kanye Star Tank interview, Kanye makes Kingston cry.

Exclusive to the Patreon. I wouldn't. I wouldn't do an episode. I would not be an episode. I could tell you need to. He's like, oh, he's like, Sweeney's my favorite. I really hope, I can't wait to talk to him. That would kill me. You guys think this is funny.

This is a joke, right? Because it is hilarious to what he did and what he went through, right? It is kind of funny. But you guys don't get that I would for real cry. If I spoke to him and he meant that shit, that would kill me. That'd make my heart shatter. And I'd be like, wow, Kanye, you were like one of my heroes once. it's just look man

like I feel like the the whole 400 years thing when he was on TMZ like all of that stuff seems it still seemed real like it was insane but it was within the realm that thing was just contextually he wasn't explaining himself well and though it was still

stupid it was still stupid it was still stupid it was just out of a horrible context in this cartooning thing that he's doing now like the I don't even know about a lot of what we need to talk about but just like the whole thing about how much he loved it still doesn't feel it still doesn't feel real.

I agree. That's what that's the only part where I can't latch on to it where I'm like when I think about it, I'm like, that happened. You know, it's not like, no one photoshop that. No one photoshopped that. It's just,

it's real and it's like that I still can believe, I don't believe Michael Richards is a racist, but I still believe that he did it. Man. Right, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Michael does is so funny because it's just like, It's Kramer, too.

It's Kramer. That's what makes it and funnier. That's what's so awesome. It's Kramer. Kramer's character is so oblivious and like not hateful at all in that show. And then like Michael Richards just wows how it is like, what is this? Have you guys ever seen this classic, class? I'm talking like this is maybe like 2011.

I'm talking like maybe at the latest. This fantastic edit called, I think it's Seinfeld. The Lost episode, and it's about Kramer at the Laugh Factory, and they edit all of these, it's like a really crudely edited together episode, but there's like these great, it's like a five minute edit that makes all of these scenes from Seinfeld work in the context of Kramer going on stand up and doing that thing at the laugh factory. And it is so fucking funny. Because there's like so many lines from Seinfeld that fit in, it's like, I guess I screwed up. And just like all of these. All of these, like, and there's this one episode where they tie it in, there's an episode where Kramer goes to the zoo and gets into a, he gets into a fight with a monkey. And there's, it's Kramer just going like, why do I have to apologize to the monkey? And it's just like all of these, dude, it's so, it is so fucking good. It's so funny. It's so funny.

I wonder if it's up. It's so funny. Let me look for it. Let me look for it to make sure it's Seinfeld. I feel like it probably still is a lost episode. It's so funny. It's insane. It's like, what the fuck is happening?

No, wait, wait, wait. No, wait, wait. No, it's not. Wait, where is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see it. Ask, it's by a YouTube. Preserve it, man. Yeah, yeah, I got us preserve it.

It's by a YouTube channel called Ask Questions. It's 16 years ago, this was uploaded. So it's a fucking... Yeah, here, I'll put in the chat so you guys. So, Derek, you can put in your fucking history or whatever. But it's like a three-minute edit, and it's just so damn funny. But, uh... All right.

That's, yeah, we're good. We're gonna read the patrons now. Thanks for stopping by. Sorry for this segmented episode. It's a little weird, but, uh, deal with it. Uh, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So count me down.

Three, two, one. Joe, the official process, operator of the snark tank, oil and gas company. Um, you black bastard. Piss bed. Fuck you. Uh, don't, Damo. nation average clit energy what is a PDF file

and why is everyone mad at my uncle Sweeney is my Sweeney is secretly a drag queen famous live streamer Jerma 985 slowly sinking his fingers into your neck and scooping your central nervous system out That is scary

Star really scary That sounds fucking scary Now the thing about Jerma is who is Who it really is Jerma at the end of the day Scorpion King Scorpion King was an interesting film but what does it mean to be a king

and what are scorpions if not a society of individuals I paid I paid it's all it is I paid Chris to call my friend pregnant Hey it's Jay Shetty from On Purpose

Check out the best of a moment We did presented by eBay Music has always been one of my teachers There was a vinyl record I used to play during a quiet, very formative season of my life. Late nights, no distractions, just me, the music and my thoughts. Over time, life changed, schedules filled up, and somewhere along the way, that record disappeared. I didn't notice right away, but I felt the absence of what it represented.

So I searched for that same vinyl, the same version, the same cover, and I found it on eBay. When it arrived, I couldn't wait to listen. And when I finally did, the music was. was the same, but I wasn't. I heard it differently. I understood it differently. And that's when it really hit me. Objects can evolve us. They can remind us of practices we want to return to, or values we don't want to lose, of versions of ourselves that still matter. That's what I love about eBay. It's not just about buying things. It's also a place where you can let go of items that are no longer serving you or that you no longer need. You can give items a new life, a new story

with someone else. To listen to more, check out the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Visit eBay.com to shop your favorite finds. Find what you love, sell what you don't. eBay, things people love. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours, recently, it said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. What? I didn't get this money or request. Try to get this money. You didn't pay me, nigga.

You didn't pay me. Yeah, yeah. I don't mean metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or any other fancy way. I'm gay, straight up. That is the funniest thing I ever heard in my fucking life. It's not a bad one. That is one of the funniest things I've ever, ever, ever heard.

Yeah, I can tell by... He's just outright telling. I can tell by how hard you're laughing. He's just saying, he's just saying I'm gay, nothing else, no jokes, no fucking sham. A urethra that can only be compared to Pene, but my cock is still small. If pussy was so good, how come there ain't a pussy too? Scream team, clit yeastwood, transfam gremlin, can Logan Paul abandon a million pigs? My sexual awakening was the quirky goth girl from NCIS,

and now my tasting women is ruined. Big Apple 3am. Squishy and his four big cums. The angelic dungeon master who is trying to convince the rogue that robbing the king of Hephazard is a terrible idea. Dr. 8 Ph.D., very smart. Craig the Canadian. It's your boy, Shawnee D.

Isaac Clark kicking the shit out of mutant baby since 2008. Matt Walsh is a hit. By the way, I beat Dead Space. Fantastic. Going through again on New Game Plus. And apparently there's like new endings and shit. Oh, cool. So it's, yeah, yeah, there's like a different,

there's like new shit that happens in your, in your second. There's new shit that happens in your new game plus if you play it again. Oh, that's pretty crazy. I got to get that game. It's really fucking good. Highly recommended. Matt Walsh is a hero of our time, sweet baby game for life. Come Man, the Man of Kong, indie butter knife on YouTube.

Happy Ending Smoke Shops. You smoke them, we stroke them. What's with these homies diss in my girl? A Lego tie fighter glazed with cum. 3XO and the perpetual Twitch stream of procedurally generated Seinfeld episodes that my friend showed me. That is real.

I think I want to do a video on it. There's this AI that's doing procedurally generated Seinfeld episodes with this really weird like 3D animated Jerry telling like AI jokes. It's fucking crazy. Watch me forever on Twitch, I think it's called. Sweeney quickly.

There's a Twitter account called Sweeney's Guide. Go there's Canada Code to See a Video. Wait to skip my name. Slapping, Eat, and stroke and gulp, and emoticons going like this. Stormboy's life and what he like. Dramatic! Call her Lil Caesar is the way her pussy hot and ready. Drip M.H. Lord of Drip.

Nancy Pelosi killing a Palestinian with her master teeth. Only won't you blow me. I have resurrected from the ashes of Sweeney Swampass. Kremlin the Gremlin. What's up? What up my Bizzegas? I'm Black Sheldon Cooper from Gang Gang Theory and you're watching Kunami. Alst the wall.

Okay, you said it right. Abby. Bizzigas is so fucking funny. Welcome to Andrew's Hayes Kid Night women little thinking boring Fraggy

Vasenna sold separately Why the fuck did Oni Musha Why the fuck did Oni Musha 3 Have us time travel To modern day France Next game had Had the Spanish in Japan

Silly ass games I don't remember those games at all Onimusha 3 is so fucking good They need to They need a full remake for that one I don't even know what that game is You've never played on Amishah Warlords?

No No Bro get it on Steam It's like 20 bucks Is it good What is it about it? rules. It's about feudal Japan with its own spin and demons and shit.

But it's like Samnuska, Samnowska Akachi, Oda Nobunaga, you know, Hideyoshi. It's like feudal Japan. It's the fucking, dude, three is like one on steroids. It's so, it's John Reno, that French fucking actor. Really?

It's so good. And then fucking, I just got to say, Donnie Yen, you know Donnie N, right? Of course. He fucking helped do choreography for the game. Dude, it's a fucking master. piece. It's such a good game. Column loves Anamusha. It's so good. But Anemusa 3, I,

Air anyone, it's such a fucking great game. You can download it on PC for free too. Just let you know. Witchley 583, Pussy and Tim's The Last Crip, I feel gay. Fuck you. The Pepini Brothers Emporium of Obama's Let's Play Clips. Pause. Culturally unaware snake. Fun facts.

Oxford's 22, word of the year is goblin mode. Use this in a thesis paper and not look like a dipshit. Have a nice day. that's insane tell him Steve Dave yakuza like a dragon is $70

off should I buy it yes $70 dollars off I don't even know like oh 70% I guess sorry I was like what does it cost

did it give you $10? Yeah like first of all How much is that game How much is that game that I didn't realize that I paid that much money for it but yeah no 70% off for yaku's like a dragon

absolutely Yaku's like a dragon's awesome Big game very endless content That's like endless content It's a long game, too, yeah. It's easily, like, 100 hours if you're willing to put that time in. That's crazy.

A reboot of the Bible where Jesus is black and trans and disabled. Damn. I saw this video recently. Can Jesus not be disabled? Can he can heal himself? I saw this video recently complaining about, like, woke Spider-Man because they had, like, a, they had, like, a fucking Into the Spider-Verse thing where, like, they were just going to different universes, and there was, like, this crippled Spider-Man who uses, like, who shoots web out of the canes.

I thought that was fucking funny, by the way. I know I'm not supposed to think that's funny, but it's, it's hilarious to me. But, like, it's just a spider-verse thing, so it's, like, whatever. Like, the whole point is that it's, like, alternate universes, and it's not really that big of a fucking deal. Is everybody crippled that universe, though? That would be fucking hilarious. It's a crippled universe. Is that how it works?

Or is it, like, this crippled guy became a hero? And one of the arguments was, like, you don't see us going back and making Hercules gay. and it's like, bro. He probably was. I got some bad news about all Greeks. I got some bad news about every Greek that exists. Every Greek. You know that Greek loving is but sex is called Greek loving.

Like that's a thing. It's actually, I learned this. It's a thing. My friend taught me all these lingo stuff. If you see an ad that says no Greek, that means no anal. Yeah, literally. That was the funniest thing. I had a Greek ex-girlfriend, and she told me that particularly.

And I was like, that's crazy. So can we? And then, you know, you know. Yeah, yeah. It's funny, though, because like... That ruined it. That's funny, though, because it's like, I'm pretty... Like, I'm not huge on Greek.

I'm more into Norse stuff. But, like, I'm pretty certain that... Like, I'm pretty certain that Hercules isn't exactly, like... like straight necessarily. I'm pretty sure like there's accounts of like male lovers that hercules had. I don't know about accounts, but I do know based on Greek culture.

He's not a real person. He's not a real person. So there's no accounts of anything. But I mean like, Oh yes. Like historically or mythologically. Yeah. Yeah. Mythologically,

I would bet a lot of money on the fact that Hercules in Greek mythology had fucked a lot of guys. Like I would, I would even, I would put all my fucking money on that. I don't know anything about Greek mythology. He fucked that lion that he killed. He didn't fuck guys.

He fucked that giant lion. He didn't fuck, he didn't fuck, he didn't fuck guys. He just fucked children lions. He just fucked little boy lion, little kid lions. That's all he did. Not a big fucking deal. Stop being so fucking weird about shit, man. God damn, I hate Americans.

Stop being so fucking Greek. The guy's jaw extrudes and goes over his nose. Ew. He can bite over his nose. loose. All right. What was I? Where the fuck was I? God is alive because Andrew Tate is going to be caked and come in prison soon. John Strickland, burp, Morty. The truth is I love beating my wife while texting minors, Morty. That's why she died. Merck's 1889. Every day I wake up against my fucking will. The first church to keep David, there are consequences to saying the N-word.

This podcast is just an excuse for Chris to talk over black people as a job. Absolutely. Very true. Holy shit. I ran over my PTO by getting COVID instead of with my 2003 Silverado. My only symptom is rage. Pryoros, Blake 8-96. Ashlet's lasso of truth. It also makes you racist.

Fucking kill me. That's a fucking lot. Now I can't listen to the two worlds one family from Phil Collins without getting a massive erection. Obadiah titty sprinkles. It's so stupid. Lennon got murdered because he co-wrote a song about women being Edwards, yes, yes he was.

Think about it. I don't know. That's why he got murdered? God, Christ. Athletic, short-haired tomb boys are the superior race of women. La Poupee, which roughly translates to English as the poopie. Blocked by Steve Shives. I'll ask you don't feel trash.

She sells, she sells by the seashores. And he sells, she sells by the seafloor, whatever. Sue Hulk. Danny DeVito fucked Matt Walsh to death. It was consensual. The gout law. Nicky Ziggie, the Coltrane using Maria's severed head as a thrash ball. in PTSD hallucination.

Lobotomized Jesus, much like Jeffrey Epstein, loves all the little children, come eat at the bottom feet of the illest femboy to ever shaft the Sweens weener. The Clitorium Emporium. I like to chew on Jolly Ranchers. Jackson DuPont, Bradley Brave.

Huggard Derek now has a bachelor's degree. Congrats. Jewish Kirby crying at the YouTube comments for air ride item bounce. Aetherian. Chris gave my virginian hunting ass. Melfis 1, Hexplayed warlock is now retired Swachshbuckler Rogue

is my best friend and is always running out our list, King of Hephazard. Bye. Here's the truth. You could literally be adored by everyone and then come home and still get completely ignored by your own cat. It's classic cat behavior. But new Shiba Premium Puray is a lickable treat that changes all that. They're protein rich, made with bone broth and have the smooth, creamy texture cats go

crazy for, especially when it's hand-fed. Yeah, it's more than a treat. It's a fast-past to favorite human status. So feed your cat Shiba. from totally ignored to truly adored in just 12 days guaranteed or your money back. Learn more at shiba.com. At CVS, it matters that we're not just in your community, but that we're part of it. It matters that we're here for you when you need us, day or night, and we want everyone to feel

welcomed and rewarded. It matters that CBS is here to fill your prescriptions and here to fill your craving for a tasty and, yeah, healthy snack. At CBS, we're proud to serve your community because we believe where you get your medicine matters. So visit us at cvs.com or just come by our store. We can't wait to meet you. Store hours vary by location.