The Snark Tank - #143: Deepfakes WILL Destroy Us All

Episode Date: February 14, 2023

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going around Tamriel roasting nords for the footwear they had on. Although Chris Gagun would try to discourage them, from doing so. They would just tell that little nigger to shut the fuck up and roast his ass too. They got so good at roasting that the Yarls of Tamriel made it an event every year to see who the best was.

I tell you, them niggas was legendary. Fuck if they will get me. Only want to be with you. That sounds familiar. It sounds like the 90s. Come on. It's the, you don't know, you don't remember who that is? No.

Come on a man Come on he's the guy Hold my hand Won't you hold my hand Yeah Vanessa Carlton And the blowfish Oh it's hooty

There you go Okay No it's Vanessa Carlton the blowfish Shut up Oh never mind sorry I'm stupid for saying that You're really dumb Kingston

I can't believe you would even say Something like that You guys stop now Did you know that Darius Rucker Changed his stage name Darius Rucker changed his stage name Darius Rucker changed a stage name to Darius nigger It is because he crossed over to country

And he was like, they're not going to accept me unless like I know what they're calling me They got to yeah unless they know they're like they want to I want to be perfectly identifiable I saw Mr. Beast unhinges jaw and swallow a snake hole Yesterday In person I saw him I saw him in person Oh it's right in person

Yeah yeah yeah what was the occasion We were doing a little creator clash thing and all the fighters showed up. I met up with Froggy and Anisa and Idubs and a bunch of other people. There was like an open workout on S-Fans channel and then Mr. Beast popped through but he did, I don't think

he meant to be there. I think he was just sort of walking because we were all walking outside and then we saw him swallowing a snake hole and then he never said anything to us. He just crossed the street and left. Was he even supposed to be there? No, no, it was just pure coincidence. Who was going to stop them? Who was going to be like, you can't be here? He's Mr. Beast. So he's Mr. Beast. He can't do whatever he wants. He just makes you blind.

I'm actually, I was actually, I was actually thinking about like, what if, I was actually thinking about like, what if all three of us? What if all three of us, right? Because you know how Mr. Beast curing blind people was like a problem for a lot of people? Well, if he cures a minority? Apparently, apparently. So I think what we should do to make things right is I think we should go and each individually. We don't have to do, well, we should share the load. So all of us together, we have to go out and blind a thousand people. 3.33.

So what happened? So we'd Mark Wahlberg it or should we do chemical stuff like Daird? No, I think, I think, you know, whatever means necessary. I think we just need to make it right because what Mr. Beast did was unforgivable. He cured blind people He cured blind people That's not okay A thousand blind people

We got to make a thousand more So to offset the good The bad that he's done And so it would be 333 for each of us And then we can collaborate on the last one The last we call a collab Bro Like a supreme collab but we're blinding people

Yeah yeah yeah I like it I like it Or I could just get LASIC and then ruin it on purpose And then I could be the last one I was thinking of about like balance i was thinking about like getting lasic and then just like shaking my head real fast in the middle of it uh just to see what happens yeah just see what happens

there's a bunch of cut marks all over your face do they not are you like fully conscious when they do it yeah well they uh yeah you are no they don't put you to sleep you under no they can't put you under because your eyes roll up if they put you under you have to be awake and what they do is they pump you full of like valium and like a bunch of different drugs um And I think there's like some numbing cream or like some numbing eye drops that they put in. So it doesn't come in your eyes. Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, it's weird.

Not in your eyes. But what they do, do you guys know how, standing over you just. Do you guys actually know how the fucking that surgery works? I've never looked at it. I've just. So what they do is they pump you. Don't they cut your cornea? Well, so what they do is they pump you full of drugs.

They put a literal suction cup on your eye. Like they just like, they stick it on your eye so that way your eyelids don't close over it because your eyelids will naturally close and what they do is that they just shoot a laser in and the second

the like the literal like microsecond that the laser is not in the right place it shuts off so it's actually like a super safe procedure like nobody nobody like it's not actually super possible for you to like yeah so you can't go woohoo

and you I don't think because like imagine sneezing I imagine you fucking sneeze Yeah, I don't think you could sabotage it. I don't even think, I think, I don't think you could sabotage it on purpose if you wanted. It would just, it would just take really long. That would be the only thing that you would be doing. You would just be making it take way longer.

Apparently, you can smell your eye burning, which is wild. Yeah, you can. That's strange. Yeah, but you're also, like, I was one of the first things I asked the people when I was getting consulted. I was like, can you really smell your eye burning? And then he's like, oh, yeah. But you're going to be pumped. That's gross, dude.

But they were like, you're going to be pumped full of drugs. so it's not really going to be that big of a deal. What if fucking you do it and Dr. Mangula Jr. walks in and he's like, hello, Christopher, I am going to do your procedure. And he's got like the SS ban on and everything.

If someone has a German accent, would you still do it? I would never let a German, like, I'd be like, if anyone here of German descent mostly, and it would be like, Zion, get out.

I don't want him working on me. I don't want, they're going to turn me into a freaking, chimera of some sort. I don't want him here. Like he's no, but he's not evil. He claims he's not evil. He's like, I'm just I'm just offspring that was of terrible time.

He's just how you say Co-winky-dink. Co-winky-dink. See, then I would be like, okay, I don't trust. Yeah, I don't trust you at all. You say, no one says co-winky-dink. No human says co-winky-this is a monster. This is a past creature.

This is a daydra. You look in the corner. Can I ask you? Let me ask you something. Derek. Do you have pets? Not right now. No, no.

All right. Let's say hypothetically, you've had pets before, though, right? It's so stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to ask you. So let's say you had like a dog or something, and you've had it for like five years, and you love it very dearly, right?

It's like one of your favorite things. And then you're walking it, you're walking it around your neighborhood, and you walk by a psychic's office. And a psychic walks out. and they pointed the dog and say, that's the reincarnated soul of Jack the Ripper. And then she walks back in and you're like,

oh, that's strange. And then you take it, out of curiosity, you take it to many different psychics from many different places. You take it to one in your hometown. You take it to one in New York. You take it to one in fucking Georgia, Washington,

Arizona, Los Angeles. They all unequivocally understand that Jack the Ripper's soul is in your dog. Like, it's the first guess that they throw out. And they're not conspiring or anything. Do you continue to take care of,

of the dog. Absolutely. So you would nurture... So you would nurture and love and care for Jack the Ripper. Yes, I would because, first of all, like, if the dog wasn't already ravenous as fuck and gutting women, like the dog, if the dog was like, like, say, if the dog was going out at night and gut, yeah, so the dog's just doing normal dog stuff. It's doing normal dog stuff, then, like, I have no reason.

It's doing normal dog stuff, but now that you understand the context. you start you start to acknowledge you start to notice its behavior and you notice that around women it gets a little angrier than normal Like it still behaves itself. It still behaves itself, but like on a woman is just like it looks if it gets a little uneasy and I'm like well I understand why It's actually even better for me to not just be like I don't understand like I'm not crazy around women. Why is my dog and the dog's feeding off my energy and I have no problem But if it was dragged around it. Okay. I understand. He's a little he's a little antsy He would like to do things but he has dogs pause so it's all good would you explain that get it he can't use a knife would you explain that to people would you would you explain like I'm sorry would you like a woman

comes over like a friend of several a female friend of years I went to several psychics several's like they're all somehow reputable in this world and they all just understand it's like oh no no no you bring you bring your wife home or like your your your your wife brings like her her female friends home or whatever and the dog gets per lit belligerent like really And then like, you have to be like, no, no, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, guys. Do you explain why? Do you explain, like, sorry, it's Jack the Rippers in my dog?

Or do you just, like, ignore it? So if psychics are reputable in this world, I will explain it. And I'll take it one step further. Because as long as, like, he's not actually killing people and stuff, I would put, like, a top hat and a cloak on it, too. Like, I would just, like, you ever see, like, how people a lot of times they, uh, they, they portray Jack the Ripper to have like one of those big top hats is the cloak. You know, he's all swagged out.

Of course, he's a king. I hate, and let me tell you this, I hate, I mean, and I mean it, I hate people that dress some animals. Like, I hate it so much. But in that fucking scenario, knowing that this is Jack the Ripper, I'm going to definitely make him look like a fucking 1800s fucking British bloke that guts people. but if he behaves, I have no reason to like dispose of him because I'd feel like that would be kind of cruel

because it wasn't the animal, it's, it's mortal shell, it's not its fault that it just happened to inherent a dog, it's not the dog's fault, yeah. That he's Jack the River. Yeah, so like I can't like just kill him or nothing. Guys, guys, guys, okay, okay, guys. You just indulge. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like so, like, say if it was, it would be more controversial if it was Hitler, for example, example. It's my dog. The same thing you kind of have to like. I would defend my hiler dog. Really? I would defend my dog.

It would be, it would, and the funny thing is it would be so much more awkward if the dog just bark it at juice specifically. Yeah. Like hard. Like hard. Woo! Woo! Whoa!

He's like screaming. He's really like in a way, in a way that dogs don't. He starts playing Erica. Like you walk in. one day and you're like what's going on and your dog's shut up and Erica kind of like going hard like nobody knows

nobody knows that song yeah nobody knows that song but yeah and Nazis people do not know that song people know that song it's just sweetie it's just it's sweetie it's sweetie Nick Fuentes and uh and and

and in cells there's the only people who know that's that fucking cells you know as a matter of fact I did it maybe it wasn't that song but uh so I peek in on this one stream every once in a while that all they do is just shit on Ethan Ralph because it's, it's, I love it. Like, the stuff that he's into still,

like, he, he's my favorite. And I mark my fucking words, uh, one day somebody is going to make a Tiger King-esque documentary on him. And it's going to be bigger than Tiger King. Because the problem with Tiger King was that half of it was fucking fake. And everything that's happening in the Ethan Ralph verse is 100% real. And it's crazier.

You know what's crazy to me? It's crazier. You know what's crazy to me about Tiger King? I saw that entire show. I don't remember anything about it. I don't remember. I just remember he, like, married a meth head or something. I remember the name Carol Baskin, but that's it.

I don't even remember who that is or what that means. Right. Like that, that, that, some bitch that, like, did something with the tiger. Or maybe she didn't or maybe she did. Well, apparently the husband got found who's alive. Oh, allegedly. Yeah. Allegedly.

because it was like a note or something. Allegedly there was like a letter or some shit. Yeah, yeah. It was like a note that said like, by the way, I'm alive, signed Carol Baskin's husband. Carol Baskin's husband. Yeah, yeah.

That's what it felt like. Like when I read that, when I read that news report or whatever, like whenever I saw, when I saw that headline across my Twitter feed, that's kind of how it read to me. It was just like, oh, Carol Baskin's husband found alive via letter

signed Carol Baskin's husband. It's like, all right. There's cell phones everywhere. This motherfucker can't just send a goddamn picture of himself or anything. What are the odds? What are the odds that Carol Baskin uses AI to like recreate her husband's voice and just be like, hello, it's me, Carol Baskin's husband. I'm alive. And it's...

That would be pretty dope, actually. And it's like this really obvious deep... They use the same phone. that they showed him in like the documentary but it's like moving it's like that oh but it's like fake moving like the dummy done a fucking

have you guys seen all the Joe Biden fucking tweets dude they're getting so good bro there's one that said rated R for retard the way I'm getting dummy money nigga got so many stacks I drop a brick on a nigga make his IQ

go down by seven points that shit is so rated R for Rit hard the way I'm getting money. Have you seen it's good. Have you guys so much there's so much AI recreated shit now it's getting it's really scary actually but like there's a it's it's it's it's really funny but it's horrifying under the surface. See that video of Eminem singing about getting a car? No. Oh my God. There's like this there's somebody made that if you type in Eminem buys a car it's like it's it's one of the stupidest fucking songs I've ever heard of my life. It's just him

talking about it's just like a really pretty accurate but still kind of janky sounding AI Eminem like rapping and not rhyming at all about buying a car and getting poked with sticks into the woods and the car has no windows

it's just it's such a fucking mess but I love this shit I just I just went to Twitter I just on Twitter immediately and the first thing I saw was another Joe Biden AI thing just talking about

I like how they're just making them all just drop like in bombs. Yeah, dude, it's funny because they were they were bleaching out the N word, but they weren't bleeping out fuck. It's just like, you got to be safe, man. You got to be safe. You can't be racist. Yeah, it's getting good as fuck though. I actually was going to, oh, oh, as a matter of fact, shout out because I shout out to the name of the person. don't remember his name right now, but he sent us a AI of the, of the, that guy that does all the

voices in Skyrim essentially, the fucking, the swede guy. And he, he used his, he used the, the, the deep fake technology, the AI thing. And he made us, he told a little story about us. I don't know if you, if you guys heard it. I didn't see that. It was on, it was on Twitter for a second. He, his, his, cow got suspended for whatever fucking reason. Oh, that's, oh, no. But. But he's on Instagram. I downloaded it from Instagram, so I told him I was going to put it as a cold open to this episode. It's really good. It's just like a little, he's like telling a little story about us.

And I'm like, this is so good because it's almost, it's like 80 something percent accurate as far as like it just needs to be a little bit reworked. And then you would think that, oh, this was a cameo from that guy, from that whoever the voice actor is. Can you send me that video on Instagram? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, no, fucking, I, I, if anybody is out there fucking around with AI stuff, definitely, definitely fuck around with it, uh, and send it to us. If you want to make, like, make an AI snark tank episode, that'd be hilarious or like a clip out there. Like, uh, I don't know how that, I really don't know how that works. Like, I, I'm not sure.

I don't either. I was going to ask this guy, because that was the thing that, um, because I had to, uh, there was somebody made it. So there might be a YouTube video because when the Damme Donne thing came out, I, I, I, I looked it up on YouTube and I learned how to make them and I made like, I don't know, like five, six of them. I was having a great time. And so I imagine it's probably just as easy. I just need steps. I just need instructions on how to make it.

Because I saw the website or the quote-unquote app that you can use to make it. But looking at it, I was like, I'm a dummy. I'm stupid. So I need someone who's not stupid to just walk me through it. So apparently this guy, I'll send it to you right now because it's really good. It's a fun little. story. Oh, so the guy's on, his name is Ben Behellet Pepper. So, just

shout out to this guy and I'll send this over you right now. Also, welcome to the Snartan, guys. Oh, yeah, welcome to the Snartan. Oh, yeah, we didn't do, we didn't do an intro. We got some shit here. I love the ones of Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson talking about Sonic. Oh, the Lego one, no, the bionicle one. That one was a very good one, actually. Bro, I'm so happy that the... It's not exactly original concept.

It's so good. I'm so happy that that, like, now that it's because we were robbed of the Jordan Peterson one in 2019. Oh, yeah, that was so good. The guy was a fan of him. And then he shut it down, like, oh, he wants me to shut it down. So I'll oblige. And I'm like, you fucking pussy. God, damn, that pissed me off.

That pissed me off so much. steal his voice from him. Absolutely. And now when I learn how to do this, I'm focusing heavily on Jordan Peterson for all the years that we were robbed of this shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta get payback.

You gotta make up for lost time. Obviously, yeah. Whoa, I'm gonna go as grotesque as I can possibly, like, think of. You know how we were fucking around with him being, like, racist? That shit was pretty funny. There's a one that somebody tweeted at us. Way harder.

Oh, somebody was like a racist freaking, what you call it? What was it? What's it called? Jordan Peterson talking about Only big dick niggas know what I'm talking about, right? You guys can't get on top of this. Oh, like, was it, wasn't him, like, tag a big dick nigger or something? Was that it?

Yeah, he was like... Speaking of AI. This, this, this, this AI Seinfeld thing fucking killed me when I saw it. So, so there's a channel called Watch Me Forever. It got banned, and I'll explain why in a second. But, like, they basically, like, made this. really crude-looking knock-off, like, almost like, it's almost like pre-PS1 graphics.

But it's just this procedurally generated Seinfeld episode that just like generates premises and generates jokes. It just puts characters in like different apartments and then it cuts to stand up. And it just has the AIs just say fucking whatever they want. It was amazing to watch because sometimes, every now and again, it would make a genuine joke. And it was like, and the chat would explode.

Like the chat would go like, that's a joke. That's a real joke. Watching that live with the chat is like a fucking like 10 out of 10 experience. Because like every day, because they would say words that no one would ever fucking say. Like I wrote, there was one point where like Jerry, who's Larry in the fucking AI sign. Because it's not like a licensed Seinfeld thing. It's just very clearly supposed to be that. And so there's a scene where he's like, so have any of you been up to any funny or hilarious shenfeld?

And the whole chat would explode with like shenanigans. And it was amazing, but it got, it got banned off of Twitch because it made a quote-unquote transphobic joke, which actually I kind of don't think was transphobic at all. But it wasn't. It was actually, it was actually the opposite. If you, like, if you really look at the joke. So the joke was like, uh, it cuts to Jerry in stand-up or like, fake Jerry in the stand-up set where he's like in front of the microphone.

He's like, there's like 50 people here and no one's laughing. I was thinking about doing a joke about how transgender people are ruining the fabric of society or how gay people want to abduct people and turn them into gay people, but no one is laughing. And that was the joke. That was the clip that got them bad. But if you, if you like, if it wasn't an. AI delivering that joke. That could easily be a joke about like

unfunny comedians resorting to transphobic jokes that aren't funny. You gotta go. You gotta use whatever tech you got man. But that's, but apparently they only got like a couple, they got like a couple day bands.

So they're probably gonna be back. Because that shit was like a, that was, I don't like AI art generally, but this is absolutely AI art. Not just that, Not AI Seinfeld specifically, but like the stories that come out of it. The fact that there's like a...

The fact that an AI could get banned off a Twitch for like transphobic comments that aren't real is amazing. That's art. That's crazy to me. That's evolution for sure. It's scary. It's pretty wild where things are going. And you see that, uh, I forgot what the chat bot is called, but... Oh, chat GPT or something?

Yeah, that's it. That's it. saw a lot of those motherfuckers freak out about that because they were doing all these hypotheticals about trying to make like, okay, I guess, not saying racial slurs is never okay, apparently. And so they're trying to get these wild,

wacky scenarios of like a nuclear holocaust or a bomb's going to go off and no way to fuse it. Would you say the answer to say a racial slur? And the chat was like, the bot was like, no, and under any circumstances, is it okay?

and then motherfuckers were freaking out. Like, I think it was all, you know, the same people, Ben Shapiro and all of them were just freaking out. I'm like, dude. That is insane, though. That is fucking insane. The thing that is so funny to me, though. The thing that's so funny to me, it reminds me of something I would have done when I was 13. Like, I'm going to make this the most ridiculous scenario just to be like, you have to, in this scenario, you have to say the N-word.

Like, you're not going to say let everybody die, you let everyone die. It's hypothetical about that one. I think is like clever and funny when I was 13. What about the make-a-wish scenario? Which one? I can't remember if I've done this on the podcast or not, but if a child was dying of cancer or whatever, and then he was like, I want my make-a-wish,

I want to meet Tom Sweeney, or I want to meet Derek. And then, you know, Derek, you walk into the hospital room and you meet this kid and you go like, all right, kid, what's your wish? And he goes, I want you to say I want you to say I want you to say that trans people are not

are not valid I guess what the kid says and I want you to say it I want you to say it on camera on live stream in front of everybody I brought a news team here because that was also part of my make a wish

and I want like what do you do you just let that kid die yeah absolutely yeah absolutely I think I would too to be honest with you kid I was thinking about the hypothetical, and then I was thinking like, I'd probably let the kid die on it.

He seems like a real jackass. 100%. Yeah, it's so unreasonable. Like, fuck you kid. What kind of kid wants that? He's like, yeah. He's seven years old. That's so crazy.

I'm like, who's dad are you? Who's your father? Who's dad? Like, is it like, like, who's dad are you? No, like, who's, like, I want, who, how does this kid? Why does this kid want this? Is this, who do you watch? Who's your favorite

concert creator on Daily Wire? I need to know. Please don't tell me you're watching 2017 Kempstar Kid. Come on. What's going on? Bro, I just saw a fucking clip of Like, it's funny you say this and it's,

it's something, I just saw a clip of Candace Owen straight up just being like, oh, no, I don't, I just, she essentially does not want trans people to exist at all. And it was literally just, it was genocidal talk it was not even no no like it was no like sugar coating

it was the craziest shit that I was like oh this is this is so beyond anything that I've ever heard like and she would be perfect for that kid to make a wish on me perfect one sec guys going without me I'm gonna knock at my door one sec okay yeah that's fine dude's gonna get his fucking head blown off right now yeah yeah yeah Tim it's gonna be Timothy McVeigh

he's seen all this blood spatter just boom that would be a wild somebody edit that somebody edit that somebody please edit that somebody edit a big blood splatter across Sweeney's room accompanied

it's fucking like a ridiculous amount like there's like there's yeah you know what we'll even we'll even give you like a reaction let's on the kind of on a count of like 5, 4, 3 and then we'll

go like okay we'll look around so they can edit it together right right five yeah four three

it's stupid there you guys fucking stupid sweetie's god no but what the fuck we even talking about I love it

I don't know just that fucking make a wish thing and they made me think of Candace Owens being fucking a real villain you know what's funny about that you know how

because obviously Hogwarts legacy is like a big fucking thing right now it's like a huge thing because J.K. Relling sucks and This is a whole fucking, I don't know, this is a whole boycott.

Did not work, by the way. That game is fucking exploding. Stupid, but they don't know what fucking the Shrizan effect is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I told you. I told you a million times to just fucking ignore it, but you didn't. And now it's like the biggest fucking game on Twitch since like Fallout 4 or something. It's like behind Eldon Ring, but it's like second place.

It's crazy. Yeah. And so, but like I remember like they made, some person made a database where you could, like, It was like a website called like, this streamer streamed the wizard game.com or something. It was something like that. And it was like, here's a database of every bad person who's ever streamed the wizard game.

And it got taken down really, really quickly. But I said, I commented underneath it, I was like, this is like Candice Owen's social autopsy vibes. Yeah, I thought about that.

And somebody commented it under it. It's like, he still found a way to make it about the right. And it's like, oh, you poor. You poor, you poor sweet summer child. You're so new here. Because it was literally when she was on the left, when she made that.

When she was on the fucking left. I hope he told this asshole. I know he probably didn't bother, but. Yeah, I wasn't worth it. I know. I just sometimes I want these assholes. I'm like, you danced cunt. You just like, because the thing is, it's like if they were smart enough,

if they were dumb enough to leave that comment, then they're not smart enough to have their minds change. It's kind of how I look at it. It's like I'm not going to give you the information that proves that you're an idiot because you're not going to take it. And it's a waste of my time. Yeah. You're right.

Everything all right? Everything all right there, bud? Sweeney's returned. Everything good? You good? You're, uh... Yeah, man. Yeah, dude, it's crazy.

That'd be hilarious if, yeah, edit this part in two. I want, I want, I want, I want, Sweeney getting up, our reaction to his brains being blown across the wall and then him coming back in frame and acting like nothing went wrong. That's what I want. That's fantastic. That's fantastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That proved, that prove I'm not of this realm. Everything okay was at the IRS. It'd be cool. It'd be cool that you can fucking spawn, dude. Did you ever see that, do you ever see that video of this is one of the best videos I've ever seen? It was these kids fighting in a bathroom.

And then, like, he gets knocked out, but into the stall. And then a kid comes out of the stall. all wearing the same colors, so it looks like he just spawned. He just respawned. And it made the music. It was like, da-na-na-na-na-oh. It made the, what was the sound effect? I can't remember.

It was like from like, wasn't it from like smash or something? The sound of it made? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It made the sound of when you get res or when you, when a stop goes away and you come back. It's so fucking good. I'd love to find that video. I'd love to find that video. What would a bathroom find?

respawn maybe? Bathroom. Bathroom. You find it? It sounds like he responds, literally. He's wearing the same red as him. I have not seen this. I think this is it.

Toilet respawn. Wait, did you guys find it? He comes right back. Yeah, I'm just, I'm just verifying what it is. Let me verify this is it. Oh, this is like the whole video. video because I only saw this like seconds of it. Toilet respawned.

For me, I found it. I found the exact one. Oh, man. It doesn't have the, the one that I found. I didn't have the, oh, here it is. Here it is. I got it. I put it in the side.

Yeah, it's just called. I put it in the chat for us. Respond. So good. I'm pretty sure what it really is there at a uniform wearing school, right? But what happens is he hits the dude and he immediately opens the door. That's so good. That's so good. That's so stupid.

Everybody, everybody look up, everybody look up toilet, toilet respond on YouTube shorts to see what the fuck we're laughing at. But, uh, oh, God. Holy shit, that guy got 13 million views. The fucking, remember the kid? Remember the kid singing Halo in the bathroom with all of his, with all his homies at school? It's just got 13 mil, man. That's pretty cool. Dude, that flog to death, I heard.

That genre of video has been around for a very, very long time. Like, people, like, random people. I'm actually kind of astounded that there are still videos like that being made today. Like, it's kind of amazing to me. That people are still, that people are still gathering. Make that song so good, man. No, but it's the fact that people are still gathering in bathrooms still to this day and singing the Halo theme. By the way, when, when Sweeney and I were talking about, like,

on Twitter a couple weeks, like I think like maybe like a week ago about like, oh, whether or not, uh, you know, the Last of Us is more iconic than Halo is.

That's kind of the stuff that I mean. Oh, come on. I forgot to, I forgot to, to absolutely shame you about that. I forgot about that. Oh,

no, I was just in a word incorrectly. And I admit it. Fair enough. Yeah, what happened was I was to, the relevance of Last of Us. And I think Last of Us will and can go down as,

especially based on a, how the show goes, as one of the most iconic game to movie series of all time. It'll really cement itself in like pop culture, you know? If it does a very good job in the show. I will say, I will say, even with it, even with it being a zombie apocalypse, it's pretty impressive how celebrated it still is

because I can't, everyone I talk to is like, I fucking hate zombies at this point. They're so done with them. They don't care. They need like, they need a fucking five. years of a break to enjoy their next zombie game. We've had a long break from zombies for the most part. The only thing is that a walking dead has gone on for so long.

That's the one thing that's persisted involving it. I would say, well, video games, they still been pumping them out. Like what? What video games? Fucking so. So, so fucking, so after like left for dead and dead rise and all that stuff, they kept doing, what was the island one, the, uh, that? Dead Island, there's Dead Island

Dying Light Dying Light 2 came out Back for Blood just came out What I'm saying is this right? What was the one with the guy on the motorcycle and shit? Oh yeah But what day's gone? What I'm saying is this right?

They never stopped. Do you remember? Do you remember the so this is right? I'm guessing I was in ninth grade, right? So it was maybe 2009. 2009 that era of zombie stuff was everywhere.

It was like that was the gold spot of it. We had Resident Evil. We had feared, Leffordeads. Called Dity Zombies. Dead Space 2. Call Duty zombies. All that stuff. That was the prime era of it.

And then Walking Dead came out around that time. I was like a 10th grader. Walking Dead came out. And what happened is that they kind of slowed down on zombies. Resident Evil was always around making zombie stuff. So that was some, that's just what Resident Evil did, you know? Like it wasn't really like they were on a zombie trend.

But it died down a lot. But what happened is that we, got so much zombie shit between 2009 to 2012 people were just like no more please chill but they kept but they kept doing it

they're still not it wasn't as big I feel like you're it's more of a feeling that you're having then because I just mentioned all the games that came out they never stopped making them we just mentioned what after like 2012 really is what I'm confused we just said I mean Dead Island I guess dead island

The dying light back for blood dying lights, days gone. Days gone. Oh, you're right. Never mind. Was, I don't, what was. I was, I was. I was not as much for sure.

I don't think it's as much, but it's still a decent amount. It wasn't as much in a small period, but they just, it's like they kept, it never stopped is really what it is. There you. I get you. Yeah. And I just like, like, stealth games. I'm like, stop. Games is stopped existing.

Yeah, like, stealth games are gone. That shit was crazy. They don't exist more. Remember for a while. while, fucking fighting games stopped for a minute until 2Fighter 4 came out. Four came back. Yeah, because the arcades disappeared. That's why.

The arcades disappeared around the middle of the PS2 era. They just stopped existing. You know what's crazy? So it was like, oh, no one plays these anymore. And everybody's like, yeah, we still want to. Yeah, that's what, fucking I don't touch faggages. I feel, uh, what? I feel like stealth games don't have a chance because I don't think people are patient

enough to play them anymore. I actually think it's true. People still play freaking, people still play freaking like ex-com and shit. And those games are not for like intense mind people. Yeah, but that's not stealth. There's a niche. Like stealth is specifically a genre about waiting.

Like a lot of it is just like sitting and then just sort of like plotting. Would you consider MGS a stealth game? I feel like Hitman is the only stealth game that's still out. Yeah. And Hitman stopped for a while too, actually, if I'm mistaken. It did. It did. Well, I guess it wasn't consistent.

I don't know. It was gone for a bit. Well, what happened was, like, they made a lot of them, and then they made a bad one, like a really bad one. And then the publisher was like, this is so bad we don't even want the IP anymore. Take it with you. That is real, that is a real point. I don't know if that's legitimately like the reason, but public, like, game developers don't leave publisher contracts with IPs, generally speaking. Like, that doesn't really happen a lot.

And so the fact that Iowa Interactive left their publisher with Hitman is insane. And then after they made Hitman Absolution, which sucked Dick. I remember Hitman Absolution specifically because that was the one that was in Anita Sarkeesian's videos all the time back in the day. Once they got out of the publisher, they made the new Hitman games. The Hit Man 1, Hit Man 2, Hit Man 3, which by the way are all gone now. Those games, those three games are now the same game. Yeah. You can't buy him.

So you can't, so the new Hitman games, the trilogy that came out recently over the last couple years, those games came out, but now they don't exist individually. Now they all like, it's called like, I think the Hitman World of Assassination game. It's one game and it has all three games in it. And it's kind of cool. It's fucking dope, by the way. And if anybody who's not, I love Hitman, it's so ridiculous. ridiculous. There's like there's a you can throw a briefcase and it will never stop. It will it will never stay like if you target a man with a briefcase from across the from across a fucking

continent it will keep going and it's insane. It's some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in any video game. But uh, I love some of the kills man. It's like somebody's like you open a door, you punch him on the throw and they die. It's damn funny. I love I love him. In a way in a way he moves you can tell he's like you know he's he's he's he's a little different. Like Agent 27 is a little different, you know? And he's just like... Guys, you got to do yourself a favor if you have not seen this, listeners at all. Bed bananas, the YouTuber bed bananas.

He has some of the best gaming videos because he just manipulates a lot of modding or whatever he does. So he has these Hitman videos. By far, his best videos on... He has two Reddit Redemption. videos. One's called the Wild Wacky West. I've seen that. Dude, so fucking good.

But his hitman videos are just under that. The hardest I've laughed in so, like, brought me to tears with the amount of stupid shit he was doing in it. It just made me appreciate what these games could truly do. And just like killing so many people and dragging them all into one room. And then like fucking putting like a fucking grenade or something in it and just seek the, like, like, like the chaos that ensued stupid shit like that that like it inspired me to do shit like that in assassin's creed let me see how many bodies i can stack up in like this in this room and shit like that's it's fun yeah that reminds me of going into like that reminds me of um

in gta four i would always i would always go i would always run to uh well not always that would be insane if i always did this but i like on occasion on occasion i would go into the hospital and free roam and just like just murder and then just like I would hold up in in the hospital and like watch the police come in do we should go to the corridor yeah yeah yeah yeah

corridor in the hospital and that's where it just funneled them through and then there would just be like a pile like a pile of body it would just look so fucking ridiculous for me what I would do what I would do is I would um in GTA 4 I would go to the bridge

I would make sure make a like a whole build of a bunch of cop cars so one edge of the bridge is completely done. And then the cops would have to come through the other side. And there was a black cop that I would call Carl Winslow, the ones I had the shotguns. It was a fat black cop. And I was like, ah, got to Carl. And I would just throw grenade.

I would throw sticky grenades on him and blow. I was, in the same thing that last of us. And I'm not last of us. It's Redder Redemption, too. I would just go in any ammo shop, shoot the storekeeper. Yeah, shoot it. And I'd go to the back. If you go to the first town, it was it Valentine or whatever?

The strawberry, I think. Oh, yeah. Strawberry, yeah, you're right, you're right. Strawberry, that's the first down? Okay, the first, I played it recently, yeah, you're right. The first, the first gun owner, kill him, go, make a left. Make a left, there's a nice little hall corridor, and fun.

I'm literally going to, I'm going to send you guys a picture of one of the cops standing on top of the pile of bodies trying to kill me. It's the fun. I want to play what I did again. So bad, dude. Red Dead, Red Dead, Red Dead 2 holds up very, very well as a video game. Even, like, because now that I've played through. the story, I don't really have to care that much

because I know that it's fucking amazing. So I've just been going around doing... Like, I've been sitting on trains and like... Last thing, people? I've been doing that the people. Dude, I just saw that on Instagram and I fucking died. It's so...

It's so funny. The guy smacked one of the polls so hard. I was dying. Dude, it's such a fun sandbox, even though it's completely psychotic. I freaking love Bium. I love playing D.T. Online. And walking on somebody and doing like your gun

flourishes. and then randomly shooting them. And it's like, or my favorite. This is a psychopath thing, definitely. I know this is not, right? Why not? I mean, there's definitely something. But I would always.

When we play Fortnite, like, because I've been playing Fortnite a little bit, just because like there's the no build mode is fun. And there's some mechanics in it that crack me the fuck up. When you, I know I've been over this before on the podcast, but I can't get over how fucking funny it is and how sadistic and evil. Like, you can down people, and when they're down, you can pick them up and steal them and just abduct them. You could throw them into a dumpster and set them on fire. You could throw them in a lake and watch them drown.

You could toss them off a mountain. Last time he played, last time he played, I downed someone, went to a mountain and tossed him off the mountain. Do you remember when we were playing catch with that person? We downed this one person who had a teammate. still somewhere around because it's the only time you can get down. And we were just, I threw it to him and he would throw him back to me. And I would throw him back to him. And it was just so sadistic.

What I like doing is I like, he passed away as a toy. And what I like doing is I like picking him up while they're down letting them die on me. So I absorb their soul. Dude, there's something so evil. There's something so evil. Oh my God. It's just small little mechanics like that that just make things so. funny because the idea of killing someone knocking them down, picking up their body, and dragging

them in a toe room and closing the door, and leaving them in this room to die by themselves is so fucked up. And satisfying. It's just funny. It's way, it's way more satisfying than, like, teabagging. You know what I mean? Like, it's, it's, it's, it's just such an extra layer of fucked up. It reminds me of Gears War II when they added that mechanic where you could, like, use people as meat shields.

It's like how Hell yeah, dude It's so disrespectful And then the third game Where you could like tag a grenade on them And kick them far away from you So sickening That was so fucked up dude

It was fucking cool It was dope as hell And kick the shit out of them Oh my God Anyway I wonder how much I wonder really how much they bench in gears Like how much can Coltrane bench

Easily five Probably benches like a Oh no that's that's There's people on The average strong men do five like Nothing. I would say, no, no. You're misunderstanding.

I'm saying easily five. Easily. Like, I mean like, I mean like if, if this is him, this is Coltrane picking up a 500. Like, it's, he's picking up 500 like, like, it's the bar. Like, like, like, like, like, I think Coltrick could definitely curl like two. To be a turl two, which is obscene. Yeah. Which is sheerly obscene.

I would say, I would say he is, like, he, like, can curl to a hundred. I say he would he probably work a light workout for him is probably 500 pounds. Like he just, he's like warming up. You know how sometimes you'll see like there's a lot of people they do, fuck, I forgot what it's called when the athletes are. No,

it's like when athletes, the Columbine or whatever. The call the, what is it called? The Columbine's school. No, that's an event. The Combine,

sorry. The Combines. What are you talking about? Half-Life? The Combine. So sports, they do. the combine when they test your skills

before you know like you so you'll do how many of 235 like you know two plates how many can you bench like in a minute or whatever how high can you jump all this dumb bullshit you know when they have like the respirator on their mouth and they have that thing around their waist that's that shit like

it's like a bunch of shit just a yeah get your skills assessed to see like if you're actually good enough to be in the league and all that bullshit um how fast can you run 40 or your whatever all that dumb bullshit anyway Wait, I don't even remember what the fuck my point was. We were talking about...

No, no, we were talking about... What coal train would be pretty much? It was a... Yeah, it was a hypothetical... Oh, yeah, yeah, his combine thing. Just like when you do the two plates, when you're supposed to see how many you can do it. And judging on the size of him

versus everybody else in the universe, because I bet, like, Marcus and all of them can probably... They're strong as shit, too. Yeah, they're strong shit, but Coltrane specifically, yeah, like, he's... If he wants to, he probably squats 2,000. He probably deadlifts 3,000, and he benches 1500.

I bet that that would be his numbers. If you can bench, dude, if you can bench press 1500 pounds. If you can bench press 50, that is, that's like mirroring Captain America's level of strength. That's disgusting. I mean, in that universe, looks. I'd say to his orbit of powerful. I'm just like, the one thing that's crazy is like, why are the, the fucking, uh, why are the locus

jacked? Like, what are they, do they have a, do they have, like, like this underground facilities? They have gyms. They're just fucking, they just have these underground gym. You fight, you fight in a locust, uh, gold's gym. Yeah. That's so stupid. have like a locust Arnold Schwarzenegger.

It's still gold. It's still gold. On a different planet with a different species. Like that fucking guy just like just, oh yeah, we need to expand in different universes. That's why they went there in the first place. It was him. It was his idea initially to go there to make a gold gym. And that's why humanity came there in the first place. It's all that one dude's fault.

Is that universe like completely set up? I never really thought about how. vast the gears like I guess maybe I'm assuming they have other books and stuff for lore I don't know much about it I never really thought about it

yeah I don't think I just know that I know just know that earth is in the habit about so it came to the planet they're on is that true I thought it was kind of like a separate earth analog where it's just like there's just so happened to be humans here they came there

that's what I thought but I'm honestly I'm confused I can't even say for sure and I probably after we're done like today when we're finished with everything video I want to go see what's up with gears I'm so annoyed that I can't play dude not even Gears 4 is on stream steam what the fuck is going on

it's weird what the hell is happening it's frustrating you can only play Gears 5 dude Gears 2 is so good Gears 2 is actually unreasonably good like as a video game like I forgot how good that game was I like it a lot man Yeah, I became a huge fan with Gears 2 The amount of, that was the most

I've ever played co-op in anything Like for me personally Like Halo I didn't, because I didn't have an Xbox Original Xbox So I didn't play Halo as much And then, yeah, so fucking Horde mode was just Crack to me, man, that was so fucking fun It was really good

It's and you know what? It's still good It's really good That specific Gears 2 Horde mode Is still very good because we played it recently. Like, well, not recently, recently, but like in the last like year. And I was playing it with Marin when he was here too. It was, it's just fun.

Like, it's simple and it's intense, which is awesome. Like, that's like an, that is such a nice feeling to be able to jump into something that doesn't take a bunch of prep, doesn't require a lot of like meticulous kind of like, I don't know, number crunching or anything like that. But it's still like really intense and you still have to think about what you're doing. dope shit. It's crazy. Like I love, Gears 2 is fucking goaded.

Fantastic fucking game. Yeah. But, I really want, Fuck, I would love to play it on Steam, man, but whatever,

just, they have to, they have to bring it there eventually. Like, it's insane to me. It doesn't make sense. Why, like,

fucking Sony is putting their shit on Steam now. Like, what the fuck? Like, what the fuck Microsoft? Like, one of your biggest,

uh, whatever. Yeah, you know, like, well, they have the same kind of problem.

Well, they have the same problem. too where like they'll like because Sony will be like here's uncharted 4 on PC and and it's like we don't even have we don't have the first three oh that shit's crazy that weird collection

where it's like two it's like yeah it's like uncharted 4 in that other one with the the chick I think the DLC yeah the DLC for Uncharted 4 the DLC that's so fucking crazy they don't have the first three games on there it's weird

dumb yeah that is yeah that's true that is that's fucking but then they're like okay put the Spider-Man's on Oh, but guess what, guys, fucking Last of Us remaster's going to be out fucking next month on Steve. Again. I can't wait. I looked at the comparison of the graphics and I'm like from 2013 to now and I'm like, it. It's better.

It's better, but it's so fucking unnecessary. It's better, but it's like, it's like, you don't know. I think it was perfectly fine on PS4. Like I was really, I just, do even on, I was looking at the. the PS3 version and I was like I didn't need I didn't even need the PS4

version I didn't even need it like it's fine I mean sure fair enough fair enough PS4 let's just stick with that but I'm just like what the fuck what are we doing what are we doing it's you think this is going to be Skyrim do you think this is going to be the new Skyrim

they're just going to keep going I think it is I mean you know and it's selling more thanks to the show which makes sense but yeah true but I don't know man like I remember seeing like I remember seeing like I remember seeing a post where it's like their name a better series of games and it was five it was five different things and it was

the last of us the last of us remastered the last of us part two and the last of us part one and it's like bro these are this is two games it's dude i saw that same post that you've pretended are like five other ones i think i think the other one was um uh it was like some type of like was it like a d lc or like a Yeah, yeah, it was left behind. It was left behind for the first game. It was just like, bro. Have you guys played the online for Last of Us, though?

That shit's dope as shit, man. I played it a long time ago, and I remember... I don't think I ever played it. I played a long time ago, and I thought it was... I thought it was kind of fun, and it was fine. I love it. It's really, really, really good. I see, guess what, if you can...

They're working on a multiplayer, right? Well, not... No, not soon. I don't think it's coming out soon. I think it's, like, a next year thing. but I don't know man the multiplayer was fine I wouldn't say it's in the top

my top five multiplayer experiences but it's pretty decent it's up it's like it's it's high I don't know I don't even know my top five I don't know probably like Halo Halo 3 it probably some of the halos definitely

definitely Gears Horde mode definitely in my opinion the Splinter Cell Spies versus Merks that shit was so fucking cool and I'm sad that most games don't do that anymore, that asymmetric, like, you know, because Splinter Cell double agent specifically had, like, an awesome fucking multiplayer mode where, like, one team was in third person and they were sneaking around in the vents

and they had to, like, capture a flag, and then the other team was in first person, and they had to, like, spot them and, like, protect locations. It was fucking super cool. Yeah, that sounds cool. I remember Assassin's Creed Brotherhood being fun, but I don't know if it would hold up today. Like, I remember having fun with it. Yeah, a lot of people had fun with that. Yeah, a lot of people.

Yeah, but I feel like if I were to play it today, I probably didn't like it. I can't, I can't be like it was, I, I've never really liked those games. I just act like I did so. I wouldn't make fun of me. I mean, it's weird because I, it's talking to a lot of people, um, it's very strange. It kind of reminded me of what happened with Bullet Train where like, there was a lot of people that were kind of like, I don't know about this thing. But then like, and then all of a sudden you talk to other people and they're like, what are talking about this shit's really fucking great? And it's, it's, the temperature is fucking all over the place.

So I'll usually go to like Steam reviews and see what people are saying. And, uh, pretty much unanimously. And this is how I feel because, uh, I really had a lot of fun with Black Flag and then Odyssey. And pretty much reading the reviews, that's kind of this consensus. They're like, these were the two best games. Everything else, like, it was fun at the time. But I wouldn't go back to a lot of the old ones. And, like, I played Valhalla just to see.

if it was how it was going to be compared to Odyssey and it was fucking I didn't like it. I love sucks, dude. But I didn't like it at all. Fucking, I still, like I see a Jojo playing Odyssey every once in a while and I still like enjoy for what it was. It's fucking, God damn it's beautiful. I will say that like regardless, it's fucking insane. That map is crazy. It's a good looking game, yeah.

I think, I think I would play two again. I really liked two, but I don't know if, uh, but that's, It's mostly characters. I think it was... Yeah. That's cool characters. Mario's dope. Etcio Adetori da Ferenze is one of the coolest fucking names for Ed.

Like, I've, like... That is so sick. And his, like, the fucking, the attack, like, what is it? Rescuietka Timpace. Like, fucking, it was just so dope. I don't know. There was something about it. They did a good job with that.

But then they had, like, the alien shit in it at the end. And it was just like, ah. Can't stick the landing. That was always... That was always a part of it Since the first one I know but it's a dumb part of it It's it's

Everything that dude That was I feel like that's where it suffered really Especially even the The memory shit The fucking upstergo Versus Templar shit All that bullshit That sucks so hard to the point where

I can't even I can't believe that they're still doing it Like now it's barely anything But they're still Like they're still pulling you out of it. I'm like, I, you're still an alien, but now you're like an alien person and you have like, all these characters that exist in history are just aliens too. And this is like, they just, this is so fucking stupid. Well, what, what's happening? They're not really doing alien shit. What they're

doing is that they're just, I just, I just for the life of me, I'm like, bro, please stop pulling me out of the game to like, oh, you're in this animus and shit. I'm like, I, I can't even, I would rather on, I would rather like just do lawn work or something. than play those sections. They're so fucking tedious. It's crazy. I agree with you entirely. I would absolutely rather do manual labor.

I would absolutely rather do manual labor. The fucking, they really suck. I think the reason why they stick with it is because it's the, it is the thing that set the first game apart. Because the first game isn't very great. Like, the first game is kind of like fine. It's just, it was interesting for the time because it was so big. and different

and that sci-fi lens was an interesting way to go about doing historical fiction and it was like and it was kind of a neat concept to be fair

I just didn't give a shit about the main character like I feel like it almost would have made more sense Desmond yeah like I feel like it would have made I feel like it would have made more sense

for them to treat the animus as the almost like okay like if you want to stick with the sci-fi shit fine but instead of making it part of the story just find some way to make some way to

make it, it almost like a meta-canon. And what I mean by that is like, okay, so instead of the animus being in game, the animus maybe should just be the game. You know what I mean? Like, oh, hey, here, like, you're, like, you are the main character, you're in the menus, and you are, okay, like, this is the, the animus is the menu, and then you start the game, and then you're, you are going into the animus, and then you're doing all this

historical fiction shit. That, I feel like would be a better compromise, because that still keeps the, love that so much more. I think that's probably what they're going to... I don't know. I don't care about Assassin's Creed enough to care where they're going to go from here, but I feel like that's probably what they're going to do because I think they said something about like,

we want our next game to be a platform, and it's like, oh... Yeah, they're doing it like what you said the Hitman did. They're essentially going to, like, I guess they're not going to... They're not going to... They're just going to release these fangs, right? And it's just like a part of the world, but I feel like it could fail only because of if it's anything like, how they set up about how

this just reminded me of a fucking mobile game like there's so much shit it looks like a mobile game that like oh at this point for for this many days you can do this thing

and collect all these little things and I was like this is in all mobile games it's all like little things I'm in my fucking community like this shit wasn't in Odyssey and then they just mobile gamed it up

and Mortalcomit 11 suffered from that a little bit too where they were just like here's the these fucking gay ass tower things that they switch every few days and all this stuff you need to collect all this shit but the word thing was that like you couldn't

even buy in-game currency there was no in-game currency to buy resources like that's the reason why these things are set up this way so I couldn't even understand why MK11 did that I can't even spend money that reminds you of Crash Team Racing because like Crash Team Racing remastered was fucking

awesome but then they had like this store but like they didn't have... They sneakily they sneakily updated it because they didn't have the store at first and they updated it so what they did was they had the store they had the store but all the currency was like you just earned it from playing the game it was like whatever and it's like okay cool and it reviewed really really well like a ton of people were praising it because like wow this game plays fucking great it's it's pretty there's like a ton of content in it and there's no

micro transactions like a fucking win win win so and so the game was getting like so the game was getting like 89s and like 90 ones and shit it's like doing super fucking well and then three months later they updated it they put fucking actual like real money in that's so devious dude isn't that fucking so devious that's such a what's extra fuck about that

it's so fucked it's so fuck especially what moral combat did too I'm wondering I never I never followed I never I don't think it did I had to give him a release I didn't I didn't see where the fucking bought shit there's stuff you could buy

the conscience immediately I must have missed it I don't want to buy to buy shit for spawn immediately off rip. Because Spawn wasn't... Could you buy... Could you buy... It wasn't released, but...

Could you buy resources? Like, say, from those towers, there was like... I just missed it. I'm probably an idiot. I'm talking about MK-11. I must have missed it because there was, like,

those stupid time towers or whatever. And then they would collect all this bullshit. And I thought, like, I didn't see where you could buy, like, with money, but I probably just missed it. I'm probably just stupid. Um... And it was that the whole time.

Because I thought, like, I was like, why is this shit in here like a mobile game? But you can only collect it by playing. In Mortal Kombat 11, it will cost you $6,440 to buy every skin in the game. Oh, the skins. Okay, so you can buy the skins, I guess, but not the resources to purchase stuff, I guess. Yeah. Or is... I don't know.

I don't remember. I mean, either way, it doesn't matter, I guess. because I think you can earn the skins by getting all this resources and all this dumb bullshit or I guess you can just buy them outright which is essentially the same thing because it just depends on how you do it because either it's like oh buy money to get the gyms

to purchase the skins or just buy the skins directly it's the same fucking thing. Makes sense. So I mean if that's the case then like yeah I guess it's had the but yeah it just annoyed me because I just see like a lot of the gasha games they have the oh time sensitive stuff

off. You can only earn this this certain amount of time. This is only going to be open for the... And I'm like, that's... Why are you stop putting fucking walls in front of the game? I want to play this shit right now. It's like games like right now, right? Like one of my biggest regrets to video games is for real, I'm not kidding, is there was a season of

Fortnite where there was like classically a Spider-Man's skin. And I didn't play because I was like, I'm gonna, I got the season even. But I was like, I'm not going to play it. I got Chun Lee, but I didn't get Spider-Man. I got Chun Lee. For real, for real, for real, regret not getting Spider-Man. I was like, how could I not get Spider-Man?

That's, like, my fucking guy. What is the motivation behind, because, like, let you an example, like, Raid Shadow Legends has this weird, and I'm sure all the Gacha games are the same. I don't understand this. So, I understand it, but then I don't. Because what they'll do is,

if you're a high level, or if you're a big spinner, like, you're a whale or a cracking, they'll always just shove these huge packs in front of you that are, like, $100 or whatever the fuck. But if you're a low spender or not a spender, they'll just keep shoving these little $2, $3 packs at you. Now, my way of thinking, as like if I was a business person, like, why not make them available all the time? And what I mean is, like, say, if I'm a low, I'm a low to nothing spender. But like, my account is almost maxed down on raid, for example, because I've just been chipping away at it for a few years.

And all they do is just show me these fat fucking packs that I don't want to buy. I'm like I'm not spending $50 on a stupid fucking game. But like I'll see these free to play motherfuckers. Oh, here's a $3 pack for you. And I'm like, nigga, I would spend $3 on this fucking game if you offer me this pack. Well, the thing is that you're, you're very stoic and you're not spending money thing, right? You're really not going to spend money, right? Yeah.

But there's what people don't have that. Most people don't. Most people are like, oh, I'm playing this game. I didn't really pay money to buy it. I'm just going to buy something to game. That's me for Fortnite. Like, I don't like, I haven't bought a battle pass in a long time. But I know when I do buy a battle pass, I'll make the money back in the battle pass if I complete it.

Yeah. Hold on a second. But here's my argument. Like, don't you think, don't you feel like they're leaving money on the table by offering me these giant things that I won't fucking buy? But if they offered reasonable things, like they would, oh, over time, they would probably get $30 from me over a few months instead of getting nothing because I'm not spending $50 at one time. What is the motivation for not making all the money? packs available or making all this shit or say like say you would have bought this spider man's skin or this spider man character if it was always fucking available no no question like so what is the

motivation for now isn't now okay maybe licensing for that specifically it's it's it's it's it's licensing and and and the the foresee they basically like force digital scarcity. So like basically like something seems something seems more valuable than it is if it's only available for a limited time. It's what happened with that Mario collection of games for Switch where it was like

oh we're gonna we're gonna have the three original 3D Mario games. It was Mario 64 Mario Sunshine and Mario Galaxy I think was it was that what it was? Yeah. Those three games those were only available on the Nintendo Switch store for one year and everybody

bought it specifically like because like I probably wouldn't have bought it to be honest with you. I wouldn't have got it when I got it. I wouldn't have got it when I got it. That's so fucking scandalous, man. That's so stupid. If it was just a game, like, I probably would have just waited for it to go on sale or something. But the fact that like, oh, they're probably never going to do this again.

It's just like, oh, well, I guess I'll fuck. These are some of the best games ever. I might as well just get him. And that's kind of what happened. That's what the battle pass is for. It's like, okay, here's Spider-Man. You get him. And if you miss him, you're going to feel bad about it for ages like Sweeney does.

and then the next time he's available, so he's going to jump in, and then he's going to see the new stuff available. No, there's no, there's no available again. What happened is when it's in a battle pass, it's only ever available that one time. They never make battle pass things available. I don't think that's because they wouldn't do that.

I think it's because they keep making new licensing agreements to get new things in, and there's not really a point to putting an old step. We'll see. I hope. I pray. That'd be amazing. There's definitely, there's definitely going to be a point where that's available again.

Like, it's insane. Like they're making a mouse Morales one. They're going to do a mouse Morales one. one when that show comes out, when that new movie comes out, they're going to do one from Mars and Alice. That's my whole thing. I'm going to get it. Yeah, they should do that.

And it makes sense to a certain extent, right? Because I do understand to a certain extent just because I've never bought anything. The only time I played Fortnite was to buy Chunlein because that ass was just too thick. You got the Chunlead too, of course. I had to. I had to. You had to. It was literally not even like a, it wasn't even like a choice.

It was like, oh, this is happening. I'm obviously getting this. And they did a very good job. That is astounding. She has more ass in that game than she has in anything else. Any street fighter ever. Anything, bro. Maybe the new one.

The new one might be competition with Fortnite. How much ass she has. The thighs have always been there, but they never, her ass has never been caked. Like, they, it was such a brilliant strategy where I feel like they had the slider on the ass. And then, like, they're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Wait, keep going. Keep going. And then people, whoever was sliding it up is like, don't you think it's a little ridiculous?

trust me and then all of a sudden their sales explode in that guy got a raise I got that shit off a fucking raise because I don't play Fortnite and I bought that shit that's wild I played Fortnite one time I played a Fortnite once

to buy the skin and turned it off afterwards. That's literally what I did. I didn't shoot a gun or anything I just bought the skin it was like okay I have this piece of history I play that game every now and again and I still don't own a single skin I just I mean it's a

It was fucking whatever. I have more than a proud of it. You're stronger. Stronger than us, man. Well, I've just never cared about Cosmet. Like, if there was a way to earn that skin, I would have grinded Fortnite, for sure. Like, I would have grinded Fortnite for that Chunnly ass, but I'm not going to pay money. I'm not going to pay money, but I could just, I could just Google, I could just Google that and see it for free any time.

You are correct in that. It is almost as stupid as buying an NFT. You are correct in that. It's basically the same thing. No, no, no, no, NFTs just stay there. You can at least play as Chunli. Yeah, at least I can actually control her and just make her do things that I wanted to do, you know what I mean?

Just, uh, see, no, if, uh, see, if there's an adult version of a Fortnite, what I mean is, like, say, only, uh, like, because, you know, obviously it's mostly kids playing. Yeah. So what I would like is an adult version. So it's like, oh, you can kind of swear more. And then you can mott her clothes off. Wait, what happened?

You mott her clothes. He said, what are you doing? Nothing. Are you jacking off? You're scratching something. I hear it. What's what's going on? I'm nothing.

I was what you call. I was just tapping on a desk. That's tapping? I'm stimming. Yes, I'm stimming. Got a nervous tick. What are you doing? I was stimming.

You need to get like a rock. Like, I have this like a little stone. that I like fuck around with it. My hands like in its completely soundbless. No, well, the thing is that what you call? I worked out and I did like way more card than I'm used to doing. So my brain, I'm trying to keep my body awake because my body's tired of shit. My mind is awake as fuck right now.

My body is asleep. But my body's tired because I'm not used to you doing cardio activity. Deborah! What's up? Caffeine. Where's your caffeine? I don't drink caffeine like that, man. Your caffeine.

That's stupid. No, drink caffeine like that. I don't do, I don't do coffee. Now, why haven't you eating your entire, why haven't you eaten 47 pounds of meat today? It's time. I just face, I just face a ton of water. That's it. No, you should, you should have caffeine.

It's, it's wonderful. I've grown really distaste for it because the fact I worked at Starbucks so long. So you don't have to have, I don't, I don't, I rarely drink coffee. I mostly get my caffeine from us. So I have two different things. have so I have my pre-workout of course but I also have my BCAA mix that has a little bit of caffeine in it

it's almost like having a cup of tea it's like only 80 milligrams per scoop I want to start drinking tea more though I do want to You should then drink tea then drink fucking green tea has a little more than black tea My favorite if you want to drink a good green tea you can get like a If you're into this

It's a spearmint green tea And then you put in fucking just Honey and then a little bit of the squirt of that lemon shit it's fucking it's the best and that'll be a good enough caffeine for you to fucking stay attentive

you know you don't have to fuck exercising dude I hate this shit I hate this shit I hate this shit I hate it it's not fun I love it

it feels great like I feel accomplished at least like even when I'm like I don't make any progress on anything else after I work out I feel like I at least did something a nigga don't fucking it feels good sneeze

the hell's wrong with you what I'm not allowed fucking sneeze let's get us some guys we're like an hour and almost 15 in we haven't done any We're going to talk about anything in particular?

What happened? No, I mean, we covered enough, man. Let's go to the questions. What happened? No, something happened. No, we covered. We talked about everything. Talked about everything except for Fast and Fury.

We should. Yeah, we can. There's a new one. Oh, oh, yeah, because, yeah. There's a new one coming out. Derek thinks of the good movies. I thought the last one was really bad, but it was entertaining, I guess. Look, look, I'll just break it down really fast and we'll move on.

Okay. Because once The Rock joined the cast in Fast Five, the movies became just an action blockbuster bullshit and nothing makes sense so the less it makes sense the better it is in my opinion because it's like I don't want a comprehensive fucking movie that I want to

you know 80s 90s action flicks that make no fucking sense the hero barely gets hurt or injured even though they should have died a million times and that's they were so self-aware in Fast 9 I feel like people were so turned off on it and to me I'm like no this is exactly

where it needs to be in my opinion I'm going to be sad because I know they're going to be more grounded in 10 but they even like all the jokes everybody was like what are they going to do they're going to go to space and the next one so they literally made them go because of that it wasn't like say oh this was I organically written into the fucking script they did it because they were 100% aware of what they did Roman Pierce talks about how how the fuck do we keep living like they were just told and I was like this is exactly what I wanted just bullshit because I'm like if you're watching Fast and

fears for the fucking plight. I think you're retarded. I think you're stupid. I think your brain's broken. Oh, fuck. Because they're stupid movies. I can't believe we didn't talk about this. What? There's another thing. I forgot about this entirely. Ben Diesel died. No, this fucking train in Ohio

that like derailed and exploded all this toxic fucking chemicals into the fucking air. Did that really happen? That's real. Wasn't it like acid? Isn't it like raining acid or some shit? Yeah. It's like It's like a fucking genuine Ohio.

Ohio train. Ohio white boy. It's like some fucking crazy. Health concerns mounting as animals become sick after train derailment. Safety questions remain after Ohio Trail to arraignment. Reporter arrested during news event on Ohio trend derailment.

It's fucking nuts. Yeah, they're arresting reporters for covering it. Residents not yet allowed to return to homes near site of fiery train derailment. So there's some fucking crazy shit going on Where like I guess a bunch of toxic chemicals Just sort of fucking Spilled out in fucking Ohio

Which of course Of course it would happen there Really trains is so crazy to me Because I'm like What was there a couch on there? What the fuck happened? You know it's like The rails are just set Where could it go?

Like what happened? What the fuck was on there? It is crazy That's a villain, bro. That's how zombie apocalypse started, bro. That's how there's going to be fucking motherfuckers going to end up the grave doing the fucking thriller like Mayo Jackson. They're going to have to bomb Ohio.

That did happen in New York. There was a Metro North to railman. But it wasn't carrying toxic chemicals. It was just carrying people. Yeah, so less. It wasn't that big of a deal. Actually, it actually was not, it actually like not as crazy of a situation as it should have been. I think only like five people died.

It was just nuts. Was it recent? Wasn't it like a few years ago? No, it just happened. It was in the last five years for sure. Yeah. The New York one. No, we're talking about the Metro North one, not the Ohio. Oh, God, that was like...

The Highland just happened. That shit's going on still. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're still cleaning it up. Metro North, uh... It got crazy, like, that earthquake killed a bunch of people and, like, Turkey and wherever else. And, like, it's almost that... I don't hear...

The only reason I've heard anything about it is because Sassan was raising money. I was like, yo, dude, I think close to like 10,000 people died. And then like, it's not really being talked about. It's kind of crazy. Because that's like, that's kind of a fuck ton of people.

That's a, that earth was upset that day. Like a fucking, yeah, an earth fucking quake, man. That's what makes me, you know, I'm like, oh, I'm like, okay, eventually I have to come back to Cali and then I'm like, man, one day, San Andreas, the St. Andreas's fault is going to

this hit hard. And so I was like, maybe I should stay my ass over here and let California fall off, and then I'll be kind of chilling. Yeah, that's probably good. You know, like, yeah, then there's going to be tsunamis and Hawaii's going to swallow it up, so I'm like, shit. Maybe I should stay over here, and then all of a sudden, fucking, what was it, Yellowstone explodes, and then we're all fuck, so whatever.

Yellowstone. It wouldn't be all fucked. It'd be a crazy winter, though. Oh, no. I think if Yellowstone exploded. I'm pretty sure the United States would be gone. I think the United States would be gone. It would happen with the dust.

The dust clouds would be that. That would be the biggest problem. Yeah, we wouldn't be able to breathe. We wouldn't be able to breathe. Yeah, it would be so, we wouldn't be able to breathe and it would be so cold that it would all freeze the death probably.

Yeah, it'd be bad. It'd be bad for America. Why don't we just put a really tight lid on it? Like, what's going on here? Quirk that shit. You just, I don't understand why.

So my idea, just put ice in it, cool it down. Yeah. So it doesn't. Oh, my God. Like, just a huge block of, uh, of, of, of, yeah, ice. Not a huge block.

It's like, just like some. A couple of cubes. Yeah. You know what's crazy? A couple of cubes every day adds up, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yep. Because if you, when a geyser goes off, right, when a geyser goes off and all the water stops coming

up and it goes down, it creates a such an effect. So it happens that people go near the. guys are to take pictures and then when it's done guys they get pulled in they get stolen into the earth is that real people like that they deserve it yeah but i i'm pretty sure there's safeguards it does i'm pretty sure there's safeguards for that though you usually can't get close enough but people have been pulled into it people that are defied like signs and gates and shit people that don't listen which exists people just don't listen man it's like oh yeah i think i remember seeing some chick get destroyed by like a

bison or something because of that like don't go near the animals and it just like fucking hit her really far another thing was like in um what you call it was in like someplace in like where there are boars and and anyone that knows what a bore is it's like get out don't go near boers a bore will rip you apart yeah it's tuss will tear you apart and this girl went by a bore and it ran into her into her thigh and just tore straight through her thigh a thigh good and luckily it left because it could have just killed her. Good. And it's like, why don't people do this?

Bison. Bro, it's such a, what a wild animal to get fucking owned by. They look so fucking stupid. But they're so huge. They're like, why would you? They're enormous, bro. Yeah, but they're not threatening. What kind of a fucking idiots like, oh,

let me come up to a giant animal. Even cows are kind of threatening, bro. Cows are not threatening. You're out of your mind. Have you been next to a cow, Chris? Domesticated cows, domesticated animals in general aren't very threatening. I live across, I lived, uh, I lived, uh, I lived literally down the street on my road. There was a farm.

So like, yeah, I've seen. They're big, man. They're big, but they're also fucking cows. They're also cows. I understand that, but it's like, it'd be like being afraid of, it'd be like being, being afraid of like Brendan Fraser in the, in the whale. Like, yeah, he's big. But like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not afraid of him.

Look, if, Br. Brendan Fraser and the whale was a wild animal. Like, if he was just on, if he was just living in the middle of, like, the steps in Europe or something. And then, like, you wouldn't, you shouldn't approach him. He might fucking, he might swipe at you. Like, like, what? A feral Brendan Fraser from the whale. Exactly.

A feral version of him is dangerous, bro. Just imagine him in the European steps and he's just, like, fucking chilling in the open. It's Georgia the jungle, but it's the whale, Brendan Fraser. Then he just, he just swipes at you because he got too close, you know. George like that. You're like, oh shit. George of the jungle. You made him nervous.

It's your fault. You made him uncomfortable. You're so weird. That fucking song was in my head just a few days ago. That's weird. Out of nowhere. Out of fucking nowhere. And I was like, why?

If it was the whale, though, the tree would have to watch out for him. That's true. I think we should get to questions. Whale, whale, whale of the wild. Whale, whale, whale. A level one, Claire. He says, what's up Hispanic monk, Black Bard, and Dark Palladin? Have you seen the Seinfeld Forever AI on Twitch?

If you haven't heard of it, it's an AI right? Yeah, we went over. I just wanted to read your thing just so you knew that we got you in here. I was actually going to refer to your comment when I started that conversation, but we naturally fell into it anyway because we were just, we just happened to be talking about AI anyway. So thanks, Level 1 Cleric, for your guiding light on this conversation. Indy Butterknife on YouTube.com wrote in.

He says, hey, guys, hope your day is going well. Hypothetically, if you guys were actors, what roles do you think you'd be typecast as? As a bonus, maybe pitch a movie with all three of your characters, warm regards, Tyler. What would we be tied past? I'd always be a villain. I'd always be a villain somehow, like a late game villain. It's always me.

Well, when I was a backward actor. I feel like I was a corner boy. Or I'm the best friend. I was a corner boy, aka a nigga on the block. That was a very easy role for me to play. Because you are just a nika, in fact. Yeah. He wasn't really changing much about you.

You just had to stand somewhere to be a perfect performer. That was crazy. I did a scene with Michael Basketball Jordan when he was like When he wasn't like recognizable So he was just like a thug stealing some chick's purse Is his middle name crazy basketball? No it's not

Yeah You guys are the most motherfucking You guys are the most motherfucking motherfuckers His name is literally Michael Jordan But he didn't want his parents didn't want him to get constantly confused With Michael Jordan the basketball players And he's named him Michael B Jordan Michael basketball Jordan

So call him Maskball Basketball Jordan Basketball Jordan The thing is And he also like his Basketball So he wouldn't get confused

For the basketball Play Yeah So fucking good I When I first When I first When I first

When I first heard that Somebody called Michael Basketball Jordan I was laughing For like Five minutes It's so stupid

It's so dumb Michael Pets First of all Like Fuck those parents Bro Like there's some names That you just have to stay away from

Like oh Michael Jordan's one of the most famous people On the fucking planet Oh let's put a B in his name So there's no confusion No just don't fucking call him Michael I mean People don't confuse him from Michael B

or Michael Jordan Well it's just the name It's just fucking stupid Because Michael Jordan is not really relevant anymore In the same capacity Nah, dude. It's just that everyone calls him Michael B. Jordan. Michael Jordan will be relevant as long as there.

His shoes are the most sold shoes on the planet probably. They should make a Michael C. Jordan. Just keep it going. Just keep it going? Yeah. Just go through the alphabet? Michael. There's a Michael.

There's a Michael J. Jordan eventually. Michael J. Jordan. Michael basketball's Jordan. See, what I would like is for a Michael B. Jordan to marry Jordan Peterson and then hyphenate his last name. So he's Michael

B Jordan Peterson. I'm like that that be. I don't know. I'll sing with that be. Jordan, Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. Jordan, Jordan, Peter, Michael Jordan.

Go answer the questions. Please, Chris. We got to be. We got to go. I want to I love you, Michael basketball. I feel like I would be like the first Like I love you so much I feel like I would be Oh man

If I was typecass You'd be a betrayer You'd betray the party Yeah Or I'd be like a mild Manned Mannered husband that doesn't really change A mild mannered husband Like fuck it like Rick Moranus and all of his stuff

Everything that he's in Like he doesn't really have an arc in anything He just sort of is You should be a wife beater Yeah Should be With just a Jack Daniel bottle And then you know

The wife beater Tangtop Yeah yeah yeah And just beat the flivably You ever see the music video I I hate everything about you or whatever By Three Days Grace

I haven't seen the video actually Oh Yeah there's like a drunk dad Who wears a wife beater and stuff in it And I'm like Does the song go Yeah Na na na na na na

Is that the song? No no no Hell no, no, no. That's a good one. This one's like, this one's like, yeah, okay. This one's,

ba-dam, bam, bing, bamb-b-d-d-d-d-b-b-b-bing. You don't remember that? No. Every time I lie awake. It's actually a good riff,

to be honest with you. It's a pretty solid riff. But, uh, but, what do we? I hate everything about you. I would definitely be final boss mature or I'm best friend. Like,

I'm like the main cat restaurant is like, I don't think you should do that, man. And then I go home to like an abusive family myself. That's like my arc, Like me figuring I don't need to get abuse of my family But then I'd either be the bad guy at the end Like kingpin from fucking Ben Afflex fucking movies You ever see the big you're the officer bro

What do you mean? You're the guy that you're the you're before the main boss Yeah, like the ballrog and shit Have you seen the music video for uh Do you guys remember the ketchup song? Is that that Russian song? It's like a Spanish song It's like Spanish, but it's also gibberish.

Right, right, right, right. Right. It's like, I said a hey, ha, te he, the he bit to the he be, the he be, say, me, no, Mojave and the boogie and the BDTP. It's that one. The music video of that song is fucking ridiculous because it's, it is, it's just a bunch of people at a tiki bar. And it's so funny because the camera's, like, all up in these women's asses, and they have

no ass. Nice. It's so confusing. How old is a song? It's like 90, probably like 1999 to 2001, no later than that. Exactly. No way. It's like, that era, zero ass was celebrated.

It was. It was, if you had a fat ass, if you were a white woman in America, you had a fat ass, it was a bad thing. That's so confusing. That is, I don't know, because we don't, we don't, we don't make the, we didn't make the trends yet. We didn't make all the trends yet. No, no, no, no, no, because that's not even what it, because to me, it's like, that doesn't even seem like something that should be a trend because, like, I don't know, I'm not going to get into it. Never mind. It's too.

Because doesn't it just hurt physically? Never mind. Let's... What the fuck were you talking? Oh yeah, I was talking about that music video because there's a dance in that video that's just that all the women are doing this the whole time.

Oh, yeah. And it's like, I was looking at it was like that looks like if that, if this song came out today, that would be a fucking TikTok dance, absolutely. It would fucking take over the world. Everybody would be doing the fucking Asara head. fucking nonsense.

God Christ. I mean, just share it and then start it. Let people rediscover it. Let Gen Z rediscover it. Do it. Be the one. Be it. Be the catalyst.

I want to call fire from the sky. You ain't never had a gen like Z. I want to, I want to look up to the sky and say, Lord, burn us all. And a column of flame comes out the sky and hits the earth and then just starts to mow its way through the planet. Like a tractor beam of fire. How would you feel? how would you feel if you if you if somebody flipped you off in traffic and you said fuck you

man and then lightning struck your car and then they exploded that would you feel would you feel guilty because I might come no I might get erected I might actually I'm not no cap you would I would feel really bad but I'd be like yo that was amazing

because I think I would have so good I would feel kind of responsible even though I know logically that's probably just like a massive I'd be like whoa that's crazy but I'd also be hard as tin Why would you feel bad about some piece of shit getting what they deserve? I don't think they deserve to get struck by lightning, Derek. Why wouldn't they?

You know they're a piece of shit. People who behave like that in traffic are pieces of shit in life. 100%. Derek, it's like it's like it's a. 100%. The bolt's diameter is bigger than a car. So like the whole car is splashed with lightning. I don't care.

Look. Let me explain something to you real quick. So I've had scenarios of having my utopia. Of course, it's going to be a dystopia to some idiots. But I would be what you would call a benevolent dictator. Everyone who just wants to, listen, everybody who just wants to contribute to society in positive ways, you have absolutely nothing to worry about. You cut people off in traffic. You cause fucking shit.

Accidents and all that stuff. You're done. You get fucking catapulted to the sun, dude. So, like, you just don't fuck. You don't know, if you don't, if you don't fuck around, you're fucking, like, boiling in the atmosphere as you're breaking into space. All because, all because, all because, all because you've misread a side.

Because you're trying to get somewhere quick. So, so, you know, see, mistakes, accidents like that, nobody's going to get cattle i'm talking no no that's like the death penalty though it's like because like you can't be certain that it wasn't an accident well no see look at that's what so we're still going to have courts and shit there's going to be this like they determined okay

this was an honest mistake versus this guy cut off this person and caused an accident he's going to die if he didn't die in the crash he's dead he's dead he's going to like these people because listen this guy's going to die don't need to be here to cause accidents all the fucking time because here's the thing Because here's the thing, and this is a genuine fact.

Most accidents happen because two assholes do something really fucking stupid. At the same time, two stupid assholes doing something. These people do not need to be on the road in my fucking utopia. So they will be ejected into the sun. What's the guess what? What's the age limit to being executed by the state in your... Oh, six. Six.

Six, six, six your favorite game. Some child in a Walmart's like, Mommy, I want that toy. And they're like, no son. And then like, and he starts crying. And then a cop comes in and it's like, excuse me, you're going to have to come with me. And then he brings him to the fucking government. And then they shoot him into the sun with a catapult. I like the idea of somebody rushing to get to his wife's childbirth.

And he's like, I'm sorry. And he tries to call. Who are you trying to reach, man? My wife, he's done labor. when we give her a call. She won't answer. She's in labor. Yeah, we'll be the judge of that. They call her. She doesn't answer. And then this poor man gets flung. No, the thing is this, right? It happens every Saturday, right? You collect all the people that have wrote the law. Every week. Every week, absolutely. And what happened is you catapult them at a wall. We catapult them at a wall. And it's an event and everyone has to be present. Every house gets knocked. You knock on the door and everyone has to come out. And everyone just has to watch it. Everyone is to stream it. Everyone has to be there.

You're going to be like, all right. Hello, ladies and gentlemen. We're doing another splatter day. How the fuck is everybody going to be there? Everyone has to be there. There's no work that day. For that period of time, everyone's off work. Okay, every step, nobody works on Saturday.

And this place has to be so big to hold everybody. It's huge. It's Splatter Day. The splatter day. The splatter day. Yeah, dude. The fucking God. Damn.

The fucking catapult. moves at, what would you say? I think like a million miles an hour? No, that's not. No, no, no, no. My middle is outrageous. It is moving. It is moving.

It is moving at like, it shoots you at like 65 miles per hour. Lame. No, no. So when you hit that wall, you will die. No, no. It needs to move at a fucking, like thousands of miles per hour. No, no. It needs to move at regular speed because it is a tangible death.

You'll see the body break and mango at tangible levels. And you'll be like, you could have caused this with a car accident. you could cause this much damage to somebody. Yeah. It's like why you're sitting in the catapult with like 16 other people like, oh, why I have to drive at night with sunglasses. Oh, I didn't know. I didn't know.

Oh, my God. See, everyone's shaking. See, this isn't my. They're scared. See, this isn't my, I mean, this isn't not my utopia. Every offender. Every offender. Holy shit.

Every offender that you guys are putting in these catapults are people that have made mistakes. And that is not what happens is that what happens is that there's this line, right? What happens when you cross the line once, it gets easier to cross the line. People are going to, then people are going to start making you mad because you have the power to change the fact of the way people behave, right? So I'm like, I don't like these fucking guys either. I don't like these, you know what? I don't like white men now. And I don't like white men.

And it gets crazy and crazier to the point that is just you and Jojo. That's it. And then Jojo puts you in a catapult. and then you get catapulted at the wall. See, my concept is just pretty fucking simple. If you're a cunt asshole, you're going to be splattered or shot into space. It's literally that simple. You two. One or the other, man.

I'm sorry. If you fuck up, that's fine. People who make mistakes are not assholes. They just, maybe they're not careful. But if you're one of these people, like, I'm going to take a step further. The people that come into the gyms with pajamas and crocs on, they're going to. So they're even they're going If you could eliminate one kind of person on the planet

And it can't be the obvious The P words Who would you eliminate? No P words, no R worders It would probably be people who Because this will take care of a lot of things It's people who Back into parking spaces

Those Those particular people who back in the parking spaces Are nine times out of ten Are the scum comeback assholes that are causing the accident, the ones that are yelling at their kids. That is such a fucking insane. This is a very fair observation because when I drive, I've been driving so much, you know, my entire life. And one thing that I've observed, even when doing deliveries when I was working for, I was actually working for the city of Glendale,

universally it is understood, I mean, if you're paying attention to this, the people who back in the parking spaces, they're fucking assholes. Not every single one. I'm not going to generalize say every single one, but more times than not. Yeah. They are assertive pieces of shit on the road and at home. And I even anecdotally, it's fucked up. I know people personally that back in the parking spaces, and they're very hot-tempered. There's just a thing.

There is a, it's almost like a social status how, you know, some people buy really expensive shit to show who they are. Like, they'll buy these really expensive purses or whatever to be like, this is who I am. This is what I represent. A lot of people back in the parking spaces do the exact same thing. They under the guise of it's just more convenient to pull out. I'm like, bro, it's much hard. People are terrible at back in the parking spaces. They're crooked all the time.

It's much easier to just pull in and it's easier to back out. It's just easier. So they use that excuse to be like it's more convenient. But it's a status thing. And I see how these people behave. And I know they're causing the fucking accident. Look at the best cars. Look at the best cars on the road.

It's not insane at all. It's literally not. This is such an insane. Well, look, it's insane to kill these people. Let's let's be real. Obviously, the scenario. No, it's what I'm saying. Why is it? Why is it insane?

Because I've definitely backed into parking spaces before. I don't, goodbye. Goodbye. Thanks about you. Avoa. Sianara. Why do you back in? Is it more convenient to pull out?

Is that why? Yeah, I don't like. I don't like. That's the reason that I prefer to do it sometimes. Avoa, Chris. Bye-bye. Sayonara. Backing into a parking.

space is a lot harder than backing out of it. I'm really good to park in it, I guess. Derek, Derek, Derek, he has to go. A lot of people are, a lot of people are fun. I will go. I will say this. I will say this. I will say that. I will go. Hold on, hold on. I will say this. I am an above I think I am a, I don't think I'm a fantastic driver. I think I am

an above average parker. I am very fucking good at parking. And look, and I'll say there's a lot of people that are good at parking, but I say this. Next time you go out, look at the best cars in the parking lot, wherever you are. nine times out of ten, they're backed in the parking spot. It's, there is a psychological status thing about this. It's stupid as fuck.

Trust me, it's really stupid. It's just like in the gym, there is a weird thing right now with the Jen Ziers that are all wearing pajamas and crocs. It's a thing. I've definitely, I've definitely, I've definitely worn chancas to the gym before, but it's only because I was, like, a college gym, like a place where, like, You know, like you wake up. I'm going to go to the gym real quick, get a pump and then go back home. I'm not going to do a whole long workout at the gym with Chonclam.

Look, disclaimer. First of all, like, I really don't give a shit of how people dress at the gym. I just think it's stupid to go out of your way to wear PJs. The Crocs thing and the slides thing and when you're on the weight room floor is only a problem to me. So you just want to be safer. That's all. He's showing off his gyms used to have. There's just a cart.

His demi Miramon. yeah Jim just have a what do you call it Jim just have rules to wear towed shoes just to be careful and women used to not be allowed there too but you know everything's changing now everybody's yeah I actually

I really prefer women to have their own gym these videos of women recording themselves at the gym and oh man it's become a fucking epidemic what's happening look look look look look look look let's be real real real is real right

real is real a lot of ladies you know they go to the gym and there are people, they're asshole guys there. They, you know, they look and they're, they're a bit rude, right? But the nature of what's happening now is so grossly, like, over-exaggering. Like, that's why there was one video of a girl who was doing, like, a power squat, and no one was paying attention to her, and she was stuck there.

She couldn't get it back. He couldn't stand back up for, like, five minutes. She was just stuck in a squat position with this heavy weight on her. Like, I think people look in the gym, but people are like, I don't think most of the time. I think people aren't gawking at ladies. No, people, they're not, people look in general for two different reasons. These are the two main reasons.

Number one, where am I just supposed to stare at the fucking ceiling or the floor? And number two, a lot of times people are looking to see if the machines are done. If the machine's going to open up. Yeah. I do that all the time where some cables, some guys using the cables, I'm like, fuck. Dude, a million percent. That's when it comes to cables, exactly, dude. You're like, oh, is it going to be done something to do my lap pull downs?

So I'm looking. And then sometimes if they take a long fucking time, I don't say anything to them. I just ask the question. Well, I do say something. I ask the question like, oh, because it's happened to me before. People would be like, hey, how many more sets you have done? And then it's just to gauge it.

Sometimes it's more of a courtesy like, hurry the fuck up. Because some people have cool down periods that are way too long. Like, dude, dude way too long. Do your fucking sets then leave. But they'll fucking sometimes be there cooling down longer. I'm like, oh, my bro, I'm losing my. So you just ask him, hey, how many more since he happens? It kind of lets people know, like, oh, shit, like, let me try to hurry up.

And it's never been a problem. I've never ran into an asshole that's like, don't fucking worry about it. Don't worry about it. You inward. You know, it's been all good. Don't worry, buddy. You black, you're black. You're a black.

Black boy. He starts barking at him trying to bite you. What a fucking profoundly unreasonable response. Don't worry about you. You black bitch. And I'll be, whoa. All right, I'll go, I'll go away. I'll go away.

Shit. I'll go do something else. God damn. I'll just do free curls then. Damn it. All right. Bye. I was just trying to use the bicep curler.

The problem delivery of that. It was so fucking. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Hey, yo, gyms are dope, though. Sometimes there's some characters in those motherfuckers. Dude, I love, I love the characters at the gym. I always become friends of the characters in the gym.

gym because they're fucking funny they're just funny people you know the gym is like a samurai dude one thing what they i will say too about gyms is like it's especially now when everything's like kind of like very like online i don't know man i feel like a good i feel like the gym is a good place to meet people honestly obviously don't gawk and like fucking harass and like hit on people oh you got a gock you got a got every single you got you got i i feel like it's not i feel like it's not that like i don't know like getting approach at the gym feels like it's not i don't know it feels like i don't know it feels like i It feels like one of the few places where it makes, like, a lot of sense.

It's fine. What places are left, if not that? It's not bars. This is what I do. This is what I do, right? I go to the gym, right? I go to the gym every day, right? I start off my gym time with waiting for a girl to get up off the leg press machine.

Instantly quick sniff. Oh, my God. Then, then I go to the lap pull down. Hopefully, muscular man. Another quick sniff. Oh, my. Two minutes of cardio out the gym. That's what, dude.

Look, bro, I'm not, I'm not a snitch, but I, 100% if I saw that, I would report you. Tell on them. I would report. Like, this piece of cardio. Huh? Two minutes of cardio. Two minutes.

Because I'm running. Everybody in the gym and I leave. That's a lot, dude. That's a lot. That's a lot. Two minutes. Two minutes is not a lot? Two minutes.

That's kind of, that's kind of stretching it. Trust me. My girlfriend and I both know two minutes is a long time, right? It's a long time. Hey, yo, man, I don't like you. I don't like what's happening, man. If you're, if you're, if you're smashing like every day, dude, your stamina just largely goes, I don't like it.

I don't like, I like. Dang, look at you. Dude, I used to, I used to fucking like, you know the song on One Minute Man by, by, oh, my God, what the fuck's her name? Miss Elliot. Missy Elliott. But then there's the remix with, um, with Jay-Z. and he's like reping the one minute manners

and I've always, I'm talking about since seventh grade I was like I 100% with Jay Z in the shit I've always rep that shit I'm like A minute man had a B-N-N-N-A-B bro And in now that's what a that's what a dick fucking's all about You know what I mean? Like you just you just get in and

I don't know what's happening We're talking about We're talking about Derek's gaining stamina in the bed And he's not happy about it I don't like it at all Why? I'm like looking at my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my watch and I'm just like yo come on a fucking podcast

I got I got shit to do I got shit to do and I'm like me I'm fucking I'm getting porn star numbers here and I don't like how would you feel if you if uh your your partner was just like listening to a podcast or like listening to an audio book well I I would be real if if uh if it we both agreed that we could do I would try it I would try to be like bother me so deeply you go watch your bullshit that would bother the fuck out of that would piss me on that would I would I would want to try it. Like, come on.

If I'm thinking I'm going to town and then she's just like, uh-huh what and her freaking things get unplugged and it's just like her listening to someone have like a fucking like I don't know. Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate like I'm going, I'm going to traffic you like she's just listening to Andrew Tate. That's what Lily listens to. Like people like, look at my Costco hall.

I went to Costco and I spent $300 some stupid shit like that. And I'd be like, no. I didn't even understand what you were saying at first. You want a genuinely real story? What? This is years ago. go now but I was I was I just had like the TV on it was just sort of like playing random movies or whatever and I think at the and I was uh I was engaged in a in a sexual situation and I had to

stop because a really good scene came on and I said like it was a really beautiful scene and then I watched it's a distraction I didn't realize that movie was on For me, this is very real. This is 100% real. That's real. This is very 100% real. Do you know what scene was? I was watching.

What? It was Spider-Man 3 when the Sandman has made a sand. It's a good scene. It is a good scene. It really is. It's a great scene. It's like. It is.

When I, when he's completely, when he's first recorporealizing and he's like coming together in that orchestra's playing, it's a really good. It still looks pretty good actually. It's not bad. And this is a while ago when it was,

like a little bit less, you know, old. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. But very impressive. For me, like, sort of recently in my life, I was watching, what was on, what was name of the movie, the, um, you go this way, I go home. What is it a movie called? Kung Pow. Kung Pow.

Kung Pow was on. And I was watching a fight scene where the guy was getting punched in the face over and over again. And he was like, I'm bleeding. Therefore, I win. I saw that scene started laughing during sex and then just, you know, Stop. It's like, I'm not, I'm not doing this anymore.

I can't. I got to. Because for me, horny and horny and laughter are close in my mind, right? Because I just, because as soon as I let myself realize how badly I want to have sex, I laugh at it. So then what happens is if I get, if I, if I, if someone makes me laugh, if someone makes me laugh, I'll just choose that emotion instead. Because I prefer laughing to having sex when being very honest. Of course. Of course. I mean, yeah. Yeah. I've never laughed. I've never laughed and been stressed at the same time.

You know what I mean? So I'll just, I'll always chew this. So if you make me laugh, I'll be like, ew, I don't want you. You're a girl. Get out of here. And I'll just continue laughing and do what I'm doing. Yeah, I can't laugh. Otherwise, it'll take me out of it. The moment I start laughing, dude. But that's to me because they're so far apart. that's that's like i could like listen like if i'm in this scenario like we're not joking around okay like i'm not for me for me this isn't like this isn't like silly this is i take this very seriously giggling someone's giggling during sex i happen to be very proud immediately i happen to be a very proud person i know how to do this well let me do this well if it if there's a laugh it's like okay

cool but like this is like now this is now it's just now i'm just trying to make you laugh Now it's a comedy thing. And it's like, I can't do this. For me, there's, there's this, there's this like, okay, intent. There's intent. And they're going to the path and it breaks off to laughter or sex. And if I go laughter, that's it. Sex is out the window.

It's like when you choose a sort of spec in a video game and other branch disappears. Yeah, yeah. He's made this decision. So that storyline, you can't go there anymore. That's me. And I'm just, but, dude, I'm not going to say that story. That's very too important. Plus, you guys know my girlfriend.

Yeah, yeah, that's fine. I can tell you guys in person, but not on a podcast. Yeah, okay. Let's get, let's get two more. Just lightning these motherfuckers, man. Yeah, let's, how long we're at? We're almost at two hours. Yeah, yeah, we're like 148 or so.

We'll try and lightening around these, these fellers. The coal train using Maria severed has a head as a thrashball in a PTSD-induced hallucination rodent. Let's go. Hello, you three pillars. Yeah. Let's go, bobs. Hello, you three pillars of a collapsing society. With the news that Chris is going to be at Creator Class,

will you guys be there to accompany him? And Derek, why are you not on the card? Was looking forward to seeing you fight since you said last year you wanting to be. We'd love to see Sweene unlife the quartering to. Sweeney, I don't think that would be fucking funny. That would be so good. Oh, God. No.

I would literally come. I would come so hard. The condition I would get into would be so amazing to get back in that condition. right like i'm already working out to get healthier now and with that kind of like workout where i get to like specialize and workout get my best form of shape that'd be amazing

imagine you kill the quartering that's the thing i feel like i'd be the guy i feel like i'd be the one guy to do it it'd be like really funny and then i hit him twice and he turns around and he dies that like hate him so much to the point where i there's a there was a

clip going around of Ethan Ralph it said, man, the quartering belongs in federal prison. And I'm like, what? I was like, what did he do? I was like, what happened? He sucks. But he doesn't die. Yeah, yeah, listen, listen. There's a, I love the idea of you getting, just doing any of the workouts that we're doing.

I can't, definitely cannot do them now. No, no, no. That shit sounds fucking horrible. You could be able to work out. That's why I was like I was confused by the two minutes of cardio, like sounding like a lot because, like, we've been doing it. Oh, I'm kidding, obviously. Honestly. I'm kidding. I'm insane. It's fucking lunatic.

Dude, two minutes is like not even a warm-up. I can't even get sweaty. That's crazy. Yeah, exactly. Like, two minutes is like, like, you'd have to, you'd have to be, like, sprinting for two minutes. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just for two minutes.

A two minutes sprint would be pretty good. Yeah, that's actually very good because. It's amazing. If we can move max speed for two minutes, you're a fucking beast. You're a fucking animal. You're an African. You're an Africanian. Dude, I'm gassed.

Like, sprinting, I'm gassed after like 20, 25 seconds. Yeah. 20 to 30 seconds. That's the point. That's the point of, fuck. That's the point. You're supposed to go real hard for a little bit. Like, sprinters, they can push it a little further.

Shut up. Let's answer the questions when we move on. We're fucking doing it again. Oh, yeah, yeah. As far as going to Creator Clash, it just, if things line up, because I might have some extra money since I'm done paying off the lawyer. this fucking month for our Jogel's lawyer fee, so thank God. I think you can get a, because there's a, well, I'll go, well, I'll do this off

camera, but like there's some, there's some stuff about that. Well, if, okay, so yeah, if all things work out, then definitely, and then specifically about me not doing it, the only reason I didn't throw my hat in the ring, uh, I did before as a replacement, but then I also thought about it. I have multiple injuries that I need to tend to. specifically I have a torn ligament in my wrist and then my herniated disc which I'm dealing with right now

I'm trying to get everything sorted out How do they fix that is the question? How do you fix the hernia? Well, it depends on if they recommend surgery or not because they might just recommend physical therapy and I'm fucked until like my disc complete deteriorates

and then they have to replace it which they might have to wait So either Because physical therapy can fix it right But it depends on how long you've left it Will help me manage it So it's either it's basically It's going to be either

it's bad enough to surgically do something about it, fusing things together, replace something, or not, I don't know the extent of it. All I know is that the guy, when I talked to him before, he said, wow, it's deteriorated. Like, you kind of look at an old man. Like, what the fuck did you do? And I'm like, I'm squatting?

I don't fucking know, dude. And then my wrist is my ligament. I tore it. So I thought those two things, particularly, this is causing me my arm to have, like, atrophy and stuff because it's kind of weak. Long story short, I need to fix this shit. and then I would literally, because I,

I would fake it and be like, oh, I have no experience at all. I don't know what I'm doing. Same. And then I would kill my opponent. Same. I would hit them so fucking hard that I would shatter my hand. Just, fucking.

Chris Redfield from fucking, fucking, fucking Grezity evil fucking. It's just, making Africans fucking just, it heads explode by punching them. Just hit someone so hard that the scream you let out after they hit everybody's like yo is he good is he all right there's certain

people that i would love to fight that or you know in like the you know that spear of the internet and youtube that there's no one i would fucking i'm telling you and i'd be i don't have any experience i don't know what i'm doing and i'd fucking just like hit them so goddamn hard that the whole crowd is silent they're actually worried it's not funny like it's not a joke There's no jokes going on. Like you ruined the whole event. Like it's not funny. Like,

you ruin Ian and Anise's a credibility because they let someone like you in the ring. Like, it's really not funny. Like, it's at a point that's the whole entire boxing situation. I'm taunting them. I'm like emoting and be like,

eh. Dude. You're trying to get this body and get up and throw it out into the crowd. Like some sort of demon. that would be funny as fuck, dude. I think, I don't, I don't know. Like, I'm going to be in the creator class for sure 100% doing a DX

to his parents, his family in the crowd, doing a suck it to the... I killed him. So fucked up. Just a demon, just a monster from the fucking below. You might kill Froggy Fresh, man, so let's see what happens. He's not going to kill Froggy Fresh, dude. You might literally kill him. I mean...

Stop. I don't want that to happen. I like him. He's cool. I mean, I like him too. I love what he does, but you might actually murder him.

I don't want to think about that. But it's going to be, you know, it's going to be a good fight. It'll be fun. Dude, I'm excited. I'm so sore today.

I'm excited. I am so, like, it is fucking remarkably. Like, it is fucking. Like, I think we've done a session every single day this week,

which is unusual. It's a little bit too much. Usually there's like, It's usually like once It's like every other day We'll do like boxing And then like on the off days It's like lifting for me

Is what I do But like today Like this week was just like every fucking day Every day How much weight have you gain? How much weight have you gained Did you start training? About 15 pounds

That's good That's really good But I've been fluctuating a lot So like the thing is like I went from 120 to one I know I've So when I started I was 120 maybe 119

And I know that recent I was like 134 135 But I haven't been 120 since I was like 13 or 14 Yeah A child

I was a child And I weighed that much I was a fucking But I was also a fat ass Nickas Same I was a gordita I was a little fucking I was a little gourdaw

Hell yeah man You should get up to You should get up to Oh yes I'm okay I get it I get it all right I'm taking steps To fix that

All right Damn You gotta come with me I go to the gym I go to the gym I'm not going to a fucking boxing gym You should know, I would go to a boxing gym.

That's awesome. Do it. It's actually, honestly, Can I do it one time? No, no, no. Can I tell you something? Can you say it? It's actually like a fucking, like,

amazing way to fucking exercise. It's the best. It does fucking everything. I'm fucking depressed, dude, that they close down the crunch. There's no more box. There's nothing around me in North Las Vegas. That's the only fucking gym that punching bags.

Dude, there's so many boxing gym's over here. There's one called. They're a lying. Yeah. There's like three in Glendale, dude. I mean, shit, I was trying to get my ass over there quick, but Jojo's got a job here. So we're just going to let her work here

until she transfers or whatever the fuck. Oh, dude, I freaking, I would, what's the next time you're going? I'll go through you next time. As long as not a month, if you, do you go on Tuesday or Wednesdays? I go on Wednesdays. All right, fuck, all right.

I'll drag myself to your house. Let's go. Oh. Jim and just fucking suffering throw up afterwards It's not dude You're you're not in a training camp You'll be fine

I gotta go hard I don't I don't work out like a bitch bro I go there and I go there And I throw myself to the gauntlet And then I just limp home bro Dude today we were like Just make sure Today we were doing

We were like a punching with weights Nice I love that And but it's like on the last day Of like a full week of workout So, like, my arms are fucking noodles right now, man. Like, it was like, I've, like, it feels like my arms were hit by cars. Like, I fucking love that feeling, man.

Because, like, by next week, you already know you're stronger. I love my dead, shredded fucking, I love that so much. I love the moment when you get the tear, where you feel it, and you're like, oh. Well, it just burns like a motherfucker, and you're like, oh, yeah. I'm going to be stronger. I'm going to be stronger a few days. My arms are torn the fuck up. My arms are fucking loose sleep right now.

God, I love it. Let's get one more question before you. Yeah, the beautiful burn, baby. One more. Burn, baby. Let's see. Nick Kerr, Rodin's. Release the crackheads, Rodin.

Says, what's up, my non-parasocial friends? Given how somehow Texas has frozen over for the second time in three years over basically no snow and just a lack of city infrastructure. As a Midwesterner, I'd like to hear, I'd like to ask the New Yorkers if they had any snowday memories from their childhood. If not, do you have any random school cancellations slash days that you convince your parents you were sick? That's obviously, I've definitely done that before where I was like pretended to be sick.

Plenty of snow days. Plenty of snow days in New York. There's a really nostalgic feeling about waking up super early and then watching like the weather channel and looking at like the ticker tape underneath and like waiting for your school to show up and like waiting for your school to show up

and then your school would say like either like two hour delay or canceled. And like, dude, that was when cancel culture was awesome. Exilarating, bro. I remember being in the Bronx, right? This is 2004. We had a horrible blizzard in New York City in 2004. I remember that.

And I remember one day we had it closed. The next day we had a two-hour delay. And I remember we had a snowball fight from over by where my building was over three or four blocks down to school. So everybody said they were going to go to school early, and we all left for school, like, a little bit later than we were normally did. And we had a snowball fight all the way down, and we got to school. We were all shaking and wet and covered in snow. And it was amazing. And that's, like, one of my most, that's one moment, like, I'm having moments like this where I'm like, ah, my kids are not going to have this.

He lives in California. There's going to have nice weather and never experienced, like, snow days or two-hour delays or, like, I don't know, flash floods. Yeah, but it's really, it's really dope experiences, like having those, like, fucking, just like, days where you're just, you and your friend just hang out and slay down a big hill near your house for all day. That's it. It's fucking cool. I don't know. I really miss that feeling of, like, waking up and, like, waiting. Like, waiting for that news.

Like, ooh, do I am? Because you are, you're already woken up. You're already, like, ready to go. So, like, if you have to go, that sucks, but whatever you're ready. And if you don't, it's like, yes, I'm up early. and I have a whole fucking day to just do nothing. I would always get my sleep back in.

Dude, I would never do that. I would wake up. I would wake up and like the second it would be a two hour delay, I would be like, yes, okay, now what I'm going to do is I'm going to play video games

for six whole fucking hours. And then when I'm done, it'll be barely the middle of the day and that's fucking amazing. And I'm going to like order pizza. I'm going to fucking go out. It was so sick. I love it.

I'd wake up, right? I'd wake up. It'd be a, There would be a no day from school. I would go back to bed until like 11. Then 11 hits. You call all your friends. Like, hey, guys, what are we doing?

We're like, oh, we're going to go to the hill. We'd go to the hill. By where I used to live, he would sled there for like six hours. And then afterwards, you'd go to someone's house to play Smash Bros. And that would be, that would be every time. It'd be amazing. To be a kid again, bro. Yeah, you tell you, imagine.

To be a kid again, man. What if you woke up to your kid with all your memories again? Oh, God. I would be really sad. I wouldn't have Lily anymore. I'd be really good. She'd mean, you would just work your way back to her. What are you talking about?

I don't know, man. With my fucking, with my adult intelligence in my kid body, they put me, they'd put me away. I, sure. Because I would still have my same mental problems.

They're just now in a kid's body knowing that, like, it's on its way. What's going to traumatize me is on my way. Man, I don't know that shit, bro. That's almost an extra traumatizing experience because you know what's coming. Like,

how old are we talking? How old are we talking? It would be pretty fuck. I don't know. There's enough where that. That is like, I don't know, I'd say like maybe like anywhere from like older, anywhere from like 8 to 13. Hmm.

Imagine being 13 again. Oh, I would just be like, oh, I'm too smart for high school and I would somehow let them take these like college exams and I would get like my post college graduate scores. The youngest I would go. The youngest I would go back to you like for myself. If I could, if I had an option to go like, all right, you could be, you could be a kid again. I'd be like, I don't know, like maybe like 17. I guess probably like, 17 or 16.

Something where I like, I could like... I'd do 13. Ooh, I would do 16 and save myself from getting injured in football. 100%. I would do 13. I would not chase girls as much. I would not chase girls as much. I would focus on like basketball.

Yeah, obviously. I'd start fucking dudes. I would do the opposite. I would do the opposite. I would, uh, I would, uh, I would, uh, start focusing, I wouldn't focus on girls as much. I'd play more video games and proves to my grandma that it's going to be a real venture with like math and science.

My grandma is going to be a real venture for me. And I would just never stop working out. Like from my high school basketball years, I would just never have stopped working out. Hell yeah. That's it. That's it. Well. And also would have bought a gun.

That's going to be it. Yeah. That's going to be it. He would have bought a gun when he was in, he was a child. I do want to say, we're going to be doing, we're going to be doing an extra episode this week that I think it's going to be fun. I've drafted a list of I've drafted a list of canceled

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What did you? I'm over 18. Dick me down. I'm not. That is one of the funny. That's obviously Photoshopped, but it's like, it's one of the funniest fucking images I've ever fucking seen.

Because the implication that anyone's ass crack could go that high is hilarious. He's caked up, dude. He's caked up. He goes up. He's 70% ass crack. His ass crack ends at his at the back equivalent of his sternum. Dude, his ass crack ends well above several of his vertebrae. Like a bunch of his vertebrae go lower than his ass crack.

That's one of my favorite images because every tweet is like, what the fuck? This is crazy. It's like treating it's like it's real. And it's, I love it. I love the misinformation campaign about John Lennon's ice crack. Alright, next one, quick. Come on, we're almost done. Almost done. Dick it down, dig down.

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And rounding out our list, as always. The king of haphazard. The king of haphazard. Thank you so much for your support. The king of N and word. Come on over to Patreon.com and join over to Patreon.com and join us for our extra episodes. They're fucking cool. The last one we did was a first.

fucking disaster. I don't even know how anybody like that, to be honest with you. It's so well liked, though. That's what makes it insane. People love it. People love that shit. I tell you, man, I... Low-brow, stupid fucking humor and chaos is what motherfuckers thrive on. Well, we're going to do a fantasy drafts have canceled people next,

so come on over and see which one of us gets the golden goose. I got a golden ticket. I got a world of dreams. All right, bye. Bye. We're leaving. Bye. Oh, bye. Oh. Bye.

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