The Snark Tank - #145: Stevie Wonder vs Ray Charles 2: A New Age Of Blindness

Episode Date: March 6, 2023

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He said, Oh, That was a crispy And That's a It's a It's And me

Oh, That was perfect That was a crispy Clapsink If I've ever Crispy That was literally perfect Look at

He's Ray Charles And this bitch It's over It's over This is it This is about to be The best episode Ever

Bitch Oh shit dude He's Ray Charles He's Ray Charles And this bitch You know What that means Right

You guys are killing my mojo right. Oh shit. You're right. You're right. You're right. Steve, Stevie's more to this.

Ray's more to this. Georgia. Georgia. Joe. Where are there so many blind black piano players. We got it, bro.

That's all we're the best at it. You got it. If you, if you sell your soul to the devil, you turn black and blind. Blind. It can play the piano.

Ray Charles. Ray Charles was born. a white-sided boy and he became black and blind over time that's big facts he used to sound like Georgia Georgia Georgia

Georgia ew anyway that song's so good that song is so fucking good but let's just be real though Ray Charles sucks dick compared to Stevie Wonder Let's just be real about it.

No, no, no, no, different kind of artists, man. Well, when we're talking about blind black niggas, like Stevie Wonder is, is fucking, he's got. Stevie's got. He's got. He's got amazing. Stevey's amazing. Rape Charles is basically a janitor compared to Stevie Wonder. No, no, no, no.

Stevie, Stevie's more funk and raise more blues. Came on fucking. He's more blues. He's more blues. To, to, to just give him even a. an ounce of his, his, his,

his prowess and his, look, I'm more of a Stevie fan, I'm more of a Stevie fan, because I'm black and you have to be more of a Stevie fan. That's insane.

Yeah, I'm more of a TV fan. You have to be. It's just, the fact that you're, let me, come on, he's the goat.

But Ray Charles is a fantastic artist in his own right. I don't want to hear no butts, buts, man. Because he's more blues oriented, man, you got to understand that. Dude,

he's, you know he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, He's, what are you going through?

He's not even capable of saying it. He's, he's having a battle in his soul right now. Trying to get these words out. I don't even think he knows what he's going to say. His blackness is like, yo, shut your fucking mouth, boss. I'm saying stuff like this. He's got these shades on. He's got these shades on.

He's got these shades on and he's like laughing, but he's like swaying back and forth as if he's mocking these people. he's an asshole bro i have nothing bad to say about ray charles that's why it's so funny i'm just trying to find something anyway thanks for you're a bad person you're a bad person dude

thanks for uh... poppin by the snark tank uh... we'll see you next time hell yeah uh... so all jokes aside we've been gone for a little bit we're sorry about that uh... i got sick we all got sick at the same time and Derek is just in Nevada so it's kind of

So he's pretty much sick He's pretty much sick too But yeah so So we're back Sorry about that I wonder can you still hear into my voice That I'm like a little Like can you hear it at all?

Yeah you're a little nasally That sucks man I hate that sound just about the same You sound like how you look Derek Whoa time about Derek I'm sorry I've had too much pre-workout

I'm sorry I'm fucking fired up bro This is not you I found Look at I just discovered that there's a cinema in my gym then they had a fucking cinema in the gym there was fucking that

black nigga movie black Adam was playing nigga Adam was playing and I was fucking sprinting on the treadmill like just I was like oh this is fucking crazy when do they have that shit so I'm a little fired up had too much pre-workout let's go

I can get overha this is funny because you're I can't get an antagonistic person at all Derek and this is the this is a form of you I've known you for like six years I've never seen you just make fun of something like that. I can't get over, I can't get over,

I can't get over how good of an insult that is. Like, that is a perfect insult. Like, like, you can say that to anybody, and like anybody will, like,

map their own feelings. Anybody, anyone would map their own insecurities onto it. So it's like, you say that, like, if you, if someone came up to you and said,

like, you sound how you look. Like, that is such a fucking gut punch. It's like, damn, Oh, me? Holy shit,

I apologize, man. No, that's good. I'm taking that, quite frankly. I'm stealing that. I'm absolutely saying that to someone. That's so good. Anyway, welcome to the Snark Tank episode fucking, I don't know, 145. We're here.

There's a lot. There's, honestly, I don't know what there is. There's like a couple of things that we need to definitely touch on. But, okay. I don't know, man. I've been sick for like two straight fucking weeks. and it's fucking horrible. I don't know what the...

I think what happened was, honestly, like I don't think I was sick at first. I think what happened was it was like allergies or something because the weather's fucking in California and I guess everywhere because, I don't know, I have a suspicion, it's because of all these fucking weird chemicals

like falling out of trains and fucking falling out of trucks and weird shit. But it's snowing. It was snowing in fucking Glendale, California, which is highly unusual. It is hailing in Burbank, California, right now while it is sunny. it's fucked.

So I think what happened, I think was, what happened, I think was my allergies were fucking up and I thought I was sick and then I was like, okay, I'm gonna like take some cold medicine

or whatever. Then it was good for like a day and then I went back to working out and like doing cardio and like sprinting in the cold and then that made it worse. And then that was a nasal drip and then that became something else

and then now I've got fucking strep throat but I'm on the mend. But I don't know, man. That's fucking. I feel, yeah. It's been such a little. I saw a guy. I had strep throat.

You saw a guy what? I've never had it before, in fact. I don't believe it. I had it when I had COVID in June last year. Never had it once. Yeah. I imagine that's what like porn stars feel like all the time after they're done working. We're just jamming fucking massive cocks down their throat.

Like, I just, I imagine it's the same feeling. I feel like they probably... You know that shit's got to irritate your fucking throat. I feel like it probably... I feel like it's the opposite. I feel like they get it less. Because it's almost like a clear's them out. Yeah, it's almost like a like a like a natural way to cleanse, you know.

Cleanest, down the throat. You're like, hey, we can give you these antibiotics or you can go suck some giant dick and you feel better. And it's like this one or act like to get the antibiotics and the doctors all pissed off, zipping his pants back up. No, it's like, uh, I feel like it's like a pipe cleaner. Like a pipe cleaner situation.

You know? Yeah, maybe so. Yeah, like a snake, like a snake in the drink. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Because most people aren't really, most people aren't taking shit in like that. Most people are chewing shit up. It's like too mashing into a soft paste sliding down there. They're drinking water.

Nothing really getting in there to clean. But, you know. Nothing. No, no, no pipe, you know, no, no hard pipe to the throat most like that. Right, right, right. That is an interesting theory. Mm-hmm. So if you're trying to avoid sickness, just suck a monster cock.

and then you'll be set suck a dick that looks like an Arizona can like suck one of those and you'll be fine when that tilts down if you can find it it's always down it can't stand up with it too heavy that's gross

it just can't anyway once you do it especially men let us know your findings I want to know the male listeners when you try it let us know how how it worked out. The male,

specifically, specifically the male listeners, not the many, many, many, female listeners that we have. None of you, we don't want to hear from any of you.

What is that? Like, 2% of our audience probably? Look, it's Nikki Ziggie. That's it. It's Nikki Ziggie and Lily. And Lily.

That's it. Those are the female listener. There's a little two. Yeah, and they're both friends. Like, they're not like people that are just like,

you know. Okay. Wait, okay, wait, my wife occasionally listens, and then I know we have another, there's probably three and a half, let's say three and a half. Now, there are, there are women in the audience, I'm sure, but like a half. I just know we have some other, I've seen in social media, there's like, I'm going to say genuinely, safely, like that ass, we don't have more than 10 female listeners. That I'm sure. I disagree with that. I would say less than, I would say less than 10% overall, but I think there's, there's got.

be more than 10. Tell you what. Tell you what. Hold on. Hold on. Good exercise. Yeah, it's, it's women's history month.

So, listen. So, if you're, if you're, if you're, if you're, it was funny, I learned that

because I was playing. So was today, so was today the end for this month, the invention of complaining and no, fucking annoying and, and like,

well, there you go. Well, there you go. For, for like, for a minute. There you go, there you go.

There you go. That, that is why. That is why, by the way. That is exactly why. Just hold it for a minute I want to hear Chris out But no no no

So it's women's history month So we just posted The March question thread If you are a woman listener Tell us why the fuck you stay here Like tell us it Not that you're not welcome I'm just genuinely curious

Because I If I were you I would have left so long ago I would have I would have been like One of these fucking assholes doing I guess we're not Sneco or whatever You know

But like Oh, my God. Or like those psychos. What the fuck? Yo, what is happening? All right, you can, you can release it now. Because I don't want to you die.

The background change is colors. What are you going to? What the fuck is going? I can't, I genuinely can't believe how much influence Andrew Tate is having over all these, these complete, uh, what will Aiden Ross? Oh, yeah. What the fuck is going on? Dude, Ayn Ross is out of pocket, bro. Yeah, he's always fucking Sneiko.

I don't know who Sneako is. I've seen Aiden Ross. I follow. I like a lot of people on Twitter. I follow Dextro, that channel Dextro that like just gives you like snippets of like information. Yeah, yeah, Dextro. You can like click on it and you can like actually read like proper information about it.

Be glad that you don't know who Sneako is. You don't need to know Sneako. But he's basically a, like a lower tier Aiden Ross as far as they do this. They're preaching. the same shit right now. Whatever the fuck Andrew Tate has said, they're just now regurgitating it at a much shittier. And I watched this guy.

Shout out to R.M. Brown. And he clipped of, uh, he put, he watched things that I would never watch. I would never go out of my way, but he found all the TikToks of all these fucking kids that are pretending to be like Andrew Tate. Like, oh, do you want to make money? You don't, do you want to not be a brokey? And then they're like, making them. The holographic charzart?

Like, I wish it was that, man. Dude, it's a god fucking damn. You make, I'm 16 years old and I just made my first million. Sign up to my discord. And I'm like, oh, my God, it's working. They're doing what he's doing, but at a much lower level. Yeah, yeah. I'm low-key, a little jealous.

I'm a little jealous. Imagine if we had access to it. Oh, yeah. No, it's, oh, that's the price of the human soul. You know, bro. When I was, like, hot, when I was, like, in good shape and, like, getting bitches and playing basketball, I could have, I could have, I could have. trick this new generation and give me all their money.

I would have been like, yo, I'm doing what you can't. Literally. I hate this man elsewhere shit so much, man. I hate it so much because it's making like, it's making these fucking kids, these kids, these boys coming up. They suck so bad.

Yeah, men suck, bro. Like, like, this is, this is Kingston. This is not Tom Sweeney talking. This is Kingston Jameson, breaking through the veneer. He's back for a moment. You can't just separate yourself from your character like that. You are a shithead.

No, no, no. There are two different entities. They're two different entities. You can say what you want. I'm going to deny it. No, no, no, no. You don't understand. I didn't.

I, Bill Cosby, didn't rape those women. I'm William. I'm William Cosby. I'm William Cosby. You can't do that. I'm William Cosby. Please. Shoot me now.

Shoot me before Bill takes over again. Pudig pop and he's gone But seriously All jokes aside I have a lot of we have a lot of friends that Do sex work or whatever they do You know Woo

And just Like Every now and then like just a regular Pitch they post something A regular picture and you go on these You go on the comments Bro 15 year old boys man

Just saying like Just degenerate shit like not even like sexually degenerate just like just demeaning like this motherfucker hasn't paid for his first backpack yet but they're just saying these like

and it's just like what is hap young men are becoming so toxic but that is the culture though now that's just kind of like what the internet has done and I don't even think it's necessary because you know what I've noticed too is it used to be very fucking weird

to ask Like if you went up to I don't know Some female celebrity of any kind It was like Hey can I buy your nudes Like do you have a place where I can buy your nudes Like that would have been a very bizarre thing

But now It's not a weird thing Because so fucking many people Oh there he goes There he goes There he goes There he goes I'm gone

Yeah well your camera's gone for us Can you still hear us But we can hear you Yeah I'm still recording though. All right. Well, whatever.

We'll just keep going like this, I guess. All right. I don't know. There's, I feel conflicted about this because on one hand, people are gross and creepy. But on the other hand, so many people are participating in the only fans thing that it, it kind of inherently reshapes the way people interact on the internet to the point where it's like, it's not unusual to see people ask random women, do you have an only fans? and that's not even like a weird question now because in all likelihood they probably do you know what I mean

like nine times out of ten it's there and it's kind of nuts that that's real you know what I mean? Yeah I mean I personally I don't see a problem with that it's more of the I guess

You know what I think it's weird to ask like random women Like can I buy your nudes? You know what I mean? It's extremely strange It's not weird now It only sound Yeah yeah of course But it was weird

Like a shit It was weird like a short time ago Like maybe like three years ago It was weird Yeah like maximum five years ago No fucking way Now it is normalized that You know

Women's bodies have always been A very hot commodity always Yes sex sells bro But now it's like It's very Easily accessible To the point where Some of my closest friends

Have even talked about debating Whether they should or not because they know, and it really comes down to, and I don't think it has to come down to this anymore, because it comes down to them, oh, should I trade my dignity for a lot of money? It's not even dignity, honestly. It used to be dignity,

because the way that sex work always used to be portrayed, and it is in some circles, is that it's such a negative and shameful thing. But most people on the surface don't give a fuck anymore. And so it doesn't really, and women are starting to realize, And to myself, and I've said this multiple times, that once I get in my pristine shape, like, where I want to be my fucking Adonis, I'm throwing shit up there, 100%. I won't make a shitload of money, but I know I'll make a, I can pay off some of my bills.

Because I'm just like, why the fuck not? If there's someone that wants to see my fucking thighs, maybe my, what is it called, your male camel toe was good. Yeah, man. Why the fuck not a couple extra bucks on the side? If my girl, if I was not dating my girlfriend, I kid you guys not. I swear to God, I swear. I would post pictures of my penis on Twitter. I would be posting pictures of my dick left and right.

I have, Chris, I give no fucks about people seeing my penis. I'm going to tell, I'm going to tell Lily to break up with you. And then we'll see how, we'll see how true it is. Okay, so you're going to ruin, you're going to ruin my life. You're going to ruin my life. I'm not going to ruin your life. I'm just, it's just a simple scientific test. Okay.

Or we convince Lily to grant you permission. Since, you know, you're the, since you're the, the, she's the, she leads, she's the leader of the relationship and you, you take orders from her. Oh, okay. And you can't make, make, make, things for yourself. Yeah, make sure it's a really unflattering, like, dimly lit photo, too. Like, make sure, like, when you zoom in, it's just pixels. Like, you can see. Like, it's just, it's just, you got to turn, you got to turn the brightness to maximum to even see anything.

Like, I, like, I, like, I, like, for me, it's just like, I don't care. Like, whatever. People see my dick, people see my dick, should happen, you know. I don't go around showing people with my dick because I'm not a maniac. Right. Right. I would happily show people my penis, especially for money, for cash. Yes.

Dude, if I could have paid for school lunch with pictures of my dick in high school, I would, I would, look. I'm a degenerate, right? Like, I understand that men and women, the way we're raised and the influences were under, it changes the way we think, right? But if I was a young girl who was attractive, I would suck dick just to get lunch. Like, I would have no qualms. Amen, amen, amen. Like, I would, just to get for, I'd sell ass for fucking rent.

I would do it for, like, I don't have any honor granted. Granted, I live the life of a man. The craziest thing to me is like a lot of, because it's cool. It's insane. This is where I've always been. So I've always been like, say, for example, strip clubs, I'm like, I don't know about that shit, son. That's a lot of money to get nothing, right?

Exactly. And then so I'm like, whatever. But I find it so fascinating that there's this now digital thing where motherfuckers are paying just as much or even more now because they're, you know, their credit cards. already input it into the system. All they got to do is like push a button. And they're getting less. The only thing that is a little bit interesting to me,

but the thing is, I always say get your bag. I'm never going to be like, oh, fucking, I'm not going to convince men to not do this. They should have enough respect for themselves to realize how much their money's worth and all that kind of shit. Figure it out for yourself if you know what I'm trying to say. Yeah, do whatever you want to.

I think the thing that's worth, that I don't know. I'm starting to think about it a little bit differently now. Not in a, not in a majorly transformative way, but I think a main reason why all this is happening right now is because, like, economically things are so fucking dire that people are like, why not do this? And I guess for me, I guess, so I guess for me, it's more like, I, you know, I support sex work, like God, God bless do it, you got to do. And if, if it's something that you want to do, absolutely do it. But I do feel. feel a little sad that so many people are in a position where they feel like they have to do it.

That kind of, that bums me out a lot. And I feel like a lot of people are on only- point. I think, because, because let's be real, like, I mean, most people wouldn't have done this like, fucking five years ago. You know, like, they just wouldn't have done it. Not even just because of the cultural difference in the way that, like, it's been kind of like normalized. I'm just saying, like, just five years ago, things were just not in this place. And so, I don't know, man. I, I think it's weird. I agree with the... Because you know there are people who are not passionate about this.

You know what I mean? They're just doing it because it pays a ton of money. I agree with that. That sucks for those people because they feel like they have to. Absolutely. If you feel like you have to do anything, it sucks ass, right? And then one thing, though, I know for sure, especially when it comes to sex word, one reason why a lot of women didn't do it specifically is because it felt unsafe.

Because the way that you used to do, especially the physical interaction with these fucking maniacs. Oh, yeah. Because unfortunately, how many... many of the people their clients are just psychos and fat and gross and dangerous and whatever

the fuck it is, you know? So now that this digital thing is making people feel comfortable, it's like, okay, what's the worst you can do is fucking just harass me on the thing and I block you or some shit like that

or whatever. Well, yeah. I mean, of course they can get worse. You got to be careful. Of course. It can be worse. It scales up.

It does scale up. It's much less scary than they'll stalk you. they'll fuck, dude, I, the thing too is like a lot of people on, a lot of women on OnlyFans sell what I've been told is this girlfriend experience. And we know because we know a lot of people in the field.

Like, I'm friends with a number of people who do this. And how they have it set up is like they have people you know, working for them. Like basically like account managers kind of sending messages to clients and treating them like they know them personally

and like engaging in like personal kind of conversation. with them. That's... That's... And this is not to disrespect. No, no. My... But it's selling an interpersonal relationship.

My actual opinion is that's really fucked. And it's like a really fucking to do, actually. Like, if you're out there and you're selling, if you're selling pictures of yourself, like, fucking God, but I'll do that shit. I might even do that. I might be doing that shit by the end of the month sincerely, because, like, why not? Like, actually.

Do it. But... But... Do it. No way am I having, like, some weird conversation. on like only fans or anything where it's like oh man I hope you're doing good no fucking way purely transactional man

No parasocial shit you have You know this fake fantasy shit bro Yeah you want to see the my My fucking outline here you go That's where this Bicycle shorts man Yeah that's where this conversation fucking ends I'm not going to like blow you through a depressing period

And then you get obsessed with me And then I have to fucking move to a fucking gated community And I hate those So no No you could just not dude I'll send you my I'll send you my, I'll send you the inside pictures of my penis, bro. The, I'll send you the in, like, 3D camera. You're going to get those things like the end.

Like, I'll sound, bro, bro, I'm a sound myself. You're giving me good money. I'll put a camera in my penis hole for you, bro. A can in DSLR. I am about that money. You guys don't, you guys don't get it. I am about that fucking money. I, if you were giving me good money, if you're paying my bills.

I got this That's my boy That's my homie Can you fucking imagine what it would be like To shove a cannon 80D Up your fucking urethra Uh Your dick is gone

It's fucking gone It's not It's torn apart There is no more penis Beid Kixen Invited this fake prank When we were living together on on Olive Oh my God

Where if you were like We were just like Fucking around I was like wouldn't it be Fucked if people prank each other in in really like really deeply fucked ways so it's like if someone falls asleep on the couch and he goes like hey watch this and someone shoves their flaccid penis up the sleeping guy's nostril and then gets hard and then his nostrils just like big and loose afterwards

because it's been stretched out i've thought about that fucking even somebody animated that animated that, didn't they? Perry. Yeah, Perry. I forgot about that. I was going to say, I was like, I was like, why does this sound familiar to me? I forgot. I totally forgot. So we definitely talked out of the podcast before, but like, oh, man, man. You get a fucking vaneer, getting a fucking vaneer

in someone's nose. Imagine fucking folding your penis is nothing you can, like as much as you could to get in someone's nose. Then just looking at a picture, like, I don't know, what would make a weird person hard, like, fucking, like, gardening tools, and then just fucking

popping the hardest, the hardest one he tearing his shit open, bro. I just love the idea of like a big, like one big loose nostril. It's so fucking funny to me. He wakes up, uh, what, what's going on? What the fuck, man? Did you come in my brain?

Did you come in my brain? No, I didn't come in your brain. I wouldn't go that far, man. Distance, you know, they got, they got volume and distance, and he just shoots it into his medulla oblongata, you know, just fucking. Imagine having sperm in your sinuses.

that's that is crazy that's terrible it's just everywhere fucking everywhere it's coated here here it's in your fucking ear canal it's just it's all in it do you remember that commercial there

of like the ice cream the creepy ice cream guy who's like made of ice cream and he like he's like takes a spoon up to his fucking head and eats it and he eats it he's like eating it yeah he's made like pink ice cream or something like that

he's made of white ice cream that but creepy if you Google like creepy ice cream man commercial maybe that might yeah yeah it's the first thing that comes up little baby's ice cream this is a special time is what it's called and it's just this guy covered

yeah little baby's ice cream and it's just this guy covered an ice cream and he's like taking a spoon to the top of his head and he's like eating ice cream off of his own head hey yo I've never seen this before I'm surprised you've never seen that

that image like lives in my head rent-free. Because it's not even just... Like, the design of the costume is creepy enough because he's just coated and... He's just this white, creepy figure. But also just the guy's facial structure in general feels fucking wrong.

Like, he just... He looks... It's like Doug Jones, that guy who plays all the, like, really tall... Oh, my God. ...just he has, like, one of those kinds of... Anyway, I don't know. What were you talking about? Pokemon?

No, he weren't, but we are now. Something. that was a good transition yeah yeah so that was a good one that was a good transition yeah that was a good slam and Pokemon

yeah yeah yeah so we've so we're so yeah so yeah so hold on hold on I hate to I hate to reveal this to the public in this way but

we've been keeping something from you we the snark tank so we the three of us have all we have all been in a relationship with Pokemon for the last no I have not don't say that For the last three. God damn it, go along with it, you piece of shit.

You suck. You're the worst. No, you're supposed to continue to lie about it. God, damn it. And then bring up, wait, you didn't tell Lily about this. You're supposed to continue this. You could have continued this and funnier. You guys.

You both ruin this. I mean, how many times when we said yes and, bitch, just fucking go along with it. He doesn't know. Just go along with the goddamn bitch. It could have turned into a. It could have turned into a whole denying. You immediately derailed it by saying no. No.

It is. Yes. He did it again. He did it again. Pussy. You can keep it going. You guys have the power as well. I'm not the only one that has the power.

You brought it into reality with no. You brought it into reality with no. Guys, guys. Everybody knows it's fake. Look, guys. Go along with it, you fucking daft cunt. Guys, look, I know I'm so fucking amazing that I often control things by mistake. I understand that.

But you guys have the ability to further on the joke as well. I'm so sorry. There's no joke. There's no joke. Never mind, whatever. Some guy, whatever, you ruined it. I'm so sorry. Oh, God damn.

All right, whatever. It doesn't matter anymore. Fucking, some guy was lying, some guy was lying about being in a relationship with Pokeyman. And that's all we have to say about it, I guess. So let's move on. Let's fucking move on. Jake Paul lost his fight.

There's one more thing. No, no, no, no, no. No, you don't get to one more thing. You don't get to one more thing. You ruined it. Moving on. Jake Paul lost his fight. Soiled it.

Soiled it. Jake Paul lost his fight. Talk about that while I play fucking Pokemon on my fucking switch. So, so Juke Pool. Jake Paul. The famous Juke Poole. I'm sorry, Chris.

Brother of, uh, Timpool. You can imagine? Somehow you find out that Jake Paul's Tim Pool's little brother. I'd be like, what? By the way, I gotta mention this after the Jake shit,

or maybe we talk about this at all. Did you know that fucking, not only Tim Pool's sister is making video shit on him, his dad is too? No. Like his family's going hard on the pain on him, just saying he's such a piece of shit. Don't see that. I did see that, yeah.

I was like, dude, this is so funny. I didn't think it's funny where it's like, you know, you know you're fucking up. I've seen this happen a couple of times but sometimes you don't know who's who, who, who, like say Joe Rogan, his family has done the same thing. Like his biological dad Yeah, yeah, I saw that. Yeah. And I'm like,

and I was like, okay, these people are fucking weird. So Joe Rogan has kind of, he's a little iffy, but at the same time, his family seems fucking nuts. So I'm like, okay. That's, anyway. That would kill me, dude. Like, very few things truly bother me. But like, Let's like, let's say like somehow in the future, like, a video comes out where Chris like really takes time to shit on me with like all of our like actual closest friends. I'd be like, what?

Like, why did y'all do this? It doesn't even if I'm not really doing anything that bad. I'm like, how, what have I done to make it upset? That would be the thing where it's like, what the fuck have I done? I didn't do anything. That's what like, that's what happened with the, um, fun fact. My brother once told me a few years back He was like, yo, did you know that

Mom and her partner at the time They were thinking about Doing an intervention for you? And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about, bro? He's serious. He said that. So this is what happened.

So, you know, I'm a fucking starving artist. I've been in bands, so I've quit jobs, trying to go in and on tour, all this kind of stuff. So it was in and out of jobs. I would sell my stuff to fund my projects and shit.

They fucking thought, I guess, that I was on drugs. I don't fucking do drugs. I barely even smoke weed. I'm talking about, like, well, I was depressed in 2013, and I smoked for a few months until I got better. So I didn't know any of this, because they didn't tell me. And I moved to Arizona for a minute, and I got hay fever because my immune system was like,

fucked. And so I was really, and they thought, I guess I was going through withdrawals? I had no fucking idea. They didn't say shit to me. They didn't say a goddamn word to me. My brother tells me they were like this close to do an intervention on you. I was like, I fucking wish they would have because that would have been the funniest fucking thing to me. I was like, I would have pissed on them and be like, go test it.

I would have pissed all over them. Be like, go test my piss. I don't fucking do drugs. Dude, the worst thing ever for me is that for, I feel like I'm the person that my personality is like, if I get an intervention, I'm just going to see more guilty trying to prove I'm innocent. I was going to be like, no, I'm not doing it. I'm not. Look, look, I'm fine. I don't do that.

And it is like, Kingston, look at you, man. Look at you. You're meth out right now. It's like, no, I've never used a mess. I've never done that. That's crazy getting interventioned without doing anything. Doing anything. We should do that.

That would be funny as fun. We should totally like plan in. intervention with somebody who has nothing wrong. Who would be the best to do that too? One of our closer, one of our closer friends. You got to be there for that, Derek, too. You got to be there for that, too. You got to be there for that too.

It's to make it even funnier. Like, whatever you guys want to do it. I'll fly over here. Whatever you guys want to do it. Joe. Joe. Joe. That would be so funny. Joe.

That's perfect. Intervention for Joe. No, intervention for Lily. That would be good. Yeah, let's do it. We should, absolutely, let's do an intervention for your girlfriend. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's perfect.

It's perfect. Because she's not going to see it before this. We should do it this Friday, right? I have people over this Friday to watch bullshit at the house anyway. And we should do it then. Have everybody over and I'm going to get everybody to be a part of it. We're all going to sit her down and be like, Lily, look. Because it'll look, this is going to be fun.

Like, it's going to be funny, but she's not going to let go of it. because she's going to be like, that was super embarrassing. But we should do that. I love it. What is the drug of choice? I don't know. Like, crack cocaine.

Should it be like crack? We've noticed you've been doing crack on weekdays midday. And we're just concerned. Every time we see you're cracked out, you're strung out. You're fucking talking about needing the suck dick to get more crack. Lily, look. Where can you get a pipe? Like,

Oh, like, we found one in her, like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I found this your car. I found us your car, I didn't tell anybody. Do they sell those in, like, the smoke shops? You get a corn cob one. You get a corkob one. What the hell is a crap?

What are the old fucking ones? Lily, we found this in your car. Where did this, Lily? She got like a fake, oh my God, just like all sorts of shit. That sounds so fucking funny. I love, I love the idea of, of just an intentionally wrong intervention. Just gaslighting someone

in thinking you have a problem. I mean, I've definitely been, in very recent time, I've definitely been gaslit into thinking that like things I know are true aren't as of recently in my life. What do you mean? And I could see that have like this,

like I've been, people trying to convince me that things I know are certain or not. Oh yeah. In my life. And like, it kind of works a little. bit sometimes, you know?

Sometimes, like, people are constantly telling you like, this is how it happened. You're like, well, well, maybe, am I, am I imagining this? It is crazy. You know, you know why? No, I was there. You know why? Because you, you have this thing called a soul where you're actually able to, you're actually able to be like, am I wrong?

You're actually able to, like, think that. Like, it doesn't work on, on people who, like, are insane. Like that's the thing it's like, where it's like, no, nothing. What are you talking about? It's like, what do you mean? There's nothing worse than those people, man. Dude, there's, that has. It's fucked up because there's, there's like literal.

I don't think I'm certain of anything, like actually. Right. How could you be? You know? I'm just relatively confident about most of the things that I think and remember and feel or whatever. Like, but if someone is persistent enough, they can absolutely be like, they can absolutely like, rewire me. Like, I'm absolutely easily. Or you know what they can do.

At least they get put, they get. talent that seat of doubt in your mind. Yeah. Because for me, it's really hard to convince, like, when I know something for sure, it's really hard to, like, convince me if I know it. That's one of the few times I'll argue. Like, I don't, like, really arguing and people, like, having, like, a serious, like, dude, like, to the point I get disrespectful.

I don't really do that very often. But if you try to convince me of something I know, when I don't, when, like, I know it 100%, and you tell me some shit that, like, someone telling me my grandma's name is not Marion. I'm like, what the fuck, dude, what? I'll laugh at it and if they keep telling me, I'm like, dude, seriously, I'm going to put my hands on you because I know this. It really is like really little things, like really little things that I'm absolutely certain of that really piss me off if people, if people like argue. It triggers me, dude.

Yeah, because like I'll specifically be like, like, hey, let's meet. I'll have a conversation with somebody. It's like, hey, let's meet at this place at like 7.30. And I'm like, oh, okay, 7. I'll read it. 7.30. I'll think like, oh, 730. Okay.

And I'll think about like, oh, yeah, yeah. 7.30, that's like literally an hour after this. So that's perfect. And then I'll be like, hey, were you still doing 730? I was like, I didn't say 730. It's like, no. What? No, I know this.

I know you said 730 because I remember specifically thinking about many things pertaining to 730 off of the prompt. I specifically, like, that drives me up the fucking wall, man. Like it bothers me. Like, little things. If it's like a big thing, I really, I care less, to be honest. Like, it's like, all right, whatever. You think what you want to believe, like, honestly, at that point. But, like, if it's just like a Monday, like, first of all, why are you arguing with me if I'm fucking absolutely correct about this minor thing?

Like, what is your problem? Second of all, stop. Erks me, bro. Erks me. Yeah. Yeah. I had a moment like that yesterday, actually, with my, my ball and chain. Oh, nice.

I was training her, right? I was training her. And then I was like, oh, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, too heavy and I was looking at her lips to react and she didn't say anything and then later she's struggling and she's like oh, she's too heavy and I'm like, why the fuck didn't you say anything? She's like, I did. I was like, no, you didn't. I watched your lips and not move. I scared at them. In fact, I walked. Yeah, yeah. I was gawking. It's like when you just so happen to be focusing on the very specific thing that you know you won't be wrong about and that it's still

insisted that you're like, no, dude. Because that forces me to get into an argue, like I truly argue. It gets me to the point where I'm like, I have to stand up for myself because I know this happened. And I have to really argue and I hate being that person. I really don't like doing that. Yeah, I don't know like hitting her either. But, you know, sometimes I gotta do what you got to do. I, you know what's funny?

I remember specifically, I remember specifically being in a situation where like, I don't even what the context of the situation was, but I didn't want anybody fucking with my computer at all because I was like rendering a bunch of stuff. And so I remember like being in my office and I remember looking specifically like at my keyboard layout at my desk where everything was. I even took a picture of it just in case because I was like the person who was staying with me was somebody that I didn't know super well. I was like, all right, you know, I'm just going to make sure that everything's where it is. And then when I got back, surely things were moved on the desk. And I was like, did you use my computer?

And I was like, they were like, no. And I was like, bro. Like, come on. Like, it's fine. It's fine. I don't care if you, like, looked up porn. I really don't give a shit. But, like, fucking just, like, tell me.

Like, don't just tell me. Like, the picture that I took before I left is completely different now. Either you used my computer desk for some random. What were you, like, doing origami on my desk and you moved everything around? Like, I don't, I don't buy that. So it's just, like, really, like, simple shit like that where it's like, bro, I, Like, why lie about that? Yeah.

You know what that is, though? It's usually, I know where that comes from because I have cousins to do it. And when I was younger, I used to do this law too, where, like, if you're caught doing something, or, like, if you tell, if you just, if you tell the truth and you still get fucking reprimanded, you learn to not, you know, like, all right, what can I do to mitigate this? But at the same time, it's like, you know, you're an adult, you know? I don't care if you do something on my computer.

I just, I would prefer you didn't, but, like, whatever. going to kill you. I hate that. This isn't like this is mad backs. That's minority household, bro. You grow up and you, you grow up and you, you, you tell the truth. That's, that's something I hate because I was told to just tell the truth. Am I disappearing again? I disappear again? You vanish for a second, but don't worry, don't worry. One second. You're totally fine. For me, like, always, I was taught to tell the truth. Tell the truth. When you do something around, just tell the truth, I'm not, I'm going to be less mad if you tell them if I find it on my own. I'm like, all right, cool. What's that true?

Tell the truth, every time I got my ass beat. Even when it wasn't even me exactly. It wasn't even me. It wasn't even me. It was like, I saw something that was not cool, grandma, and this one did it. It's like, good. I'm glad you did it. She tells my cousin I told her, he beats the fuck out of me.

And then my grandma beats me for not telling him earlier. No, that's not. It wasn't that extreme. But it was just like, I would get in trouble. And I'm like, Grandma, I told you the truth because I thought it would be less bad. It was like, yeah, it's less bad. than what it could have been. It's like, you're lying.

You're lying. Yeah, it's just straight up lying. Yeah. It's, I don't know, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's frustrating to me. Because that, that happens in, in adult life, too. Like, people, like, oftentimes people are just like, people are not equipped to handle just blatant truth sometimes. And over the course of, like, my life, I've, I've tried as best I can to be, like,

as truthful as I need to be without necessarily, like, you know, putting, people in like weird position and it never fucking works it never fucking works no one's ever happy it's fucking annoying yeah and you know what now i'm just going to tell people that i hate them i tell people to stay the fuck away from me i don't need to say stuff right now but i don't want to make people mad i don't need this i want to say stuff i want to be like look in my dating life right my whole dating life right uh period ever totally right every girlfriend i've been in part with is like i want the truth from me right right I want the truth.

I want you to tell me what you think. I want you to understand that like we could always open book, right? Open book, right? For some reason, I feel like men are, are, men have to deal with criticism in a way women don't. But they're also vice versa. Where in relationships, my girlfriend will tell me what she doesn't like. This is not just literally, this is this period, ever. This is all of them.

I'm not even going to just put one down before all others. She wants this, right? And she wants to do this and she wants this involved. I'm like, all right, cool. But then when I start critiquing, when I have minor critiques, minute ones, not even serious, big ones. Because very often your partner is going to tell you things that she thinks is a problem. And very often it's for the best, right? Like before I used to have like really serious money problems and like I would not save money

and I would often be behind on bills. And my girlfriend was like, yo, Kingston, you got to fix that. if we're going to have a life together you gotta you gotta you know get that underway and I've made great strides to becoming better at stuff like that you know Kingston you know you have to find you gotta figure out things

you know school you know it's gonna be very important if you'd have this do these things right but then there are times where like I just say hey I feel like you're doing X right now when they're clearly doing X and it's an attack on their person and I'm like

what What? Yes. Welcome to woman. The thing you mean, the thing that gets me. What do you mean? And it's like, you're so disrespectful. You're tearing me down.

I'm like, I'm not tearing you down. I'm standing said I don't like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just can't do it, man. You can't do it. It's literally as simple as something like, oh, man, I got sweaty balls out of the gym. I can't tell her she got a sweaty pussy. Can't do it.

It's just not how it works. That's just not how it works. That's just not how it works. You can't do that. You can't do it. I can be told my ball stink all the fucking day. You can't, you can't do it. All of a sudden, it's earth shattering.

When to me, it's like, oh, I should just go shower. You know what I'm saying? Oh, you're telling me that should go do something. Easy, got it. So no worries, got you, dude. But you see it's literally the same thing, but there's a very, very different reactions to it. But that's just how it is, bro. Yeah, it doesn't really bother me.

I think, I don't know if this is a men and women type thing, but I do think specifically, I feel like specifically I am very level-headed when it comes to like very complicated like if someone's going to come to me with like a genuine like if I'm in an intense relationship and like I'm broken up with I'm not going to like fly off the handle or something you know what I mean I'm not going to I'm not going to like lose my mind or I'm not going to like make a scene I'm going to like all this sucks and I'll go and I'll process all that later

you know but then like if it's like hey maybe we shouldn't do this specific thing. Not even like a breakup. Maybe it's like, hey, let's not go here. And it's like a big scene. I don't know. And it's like, that confuses me. Because I feel like very muted in comparison. And I don't know if that means like I don't feel as much. Most things aren't a big deal. That's the thing.

Yeah, that's kind of what I really aren't a big deal. That's kind of what I feel about it too where it's like I don't know, man. Oh, we can't go to this thing that I want to go do. All right. I'm going to die one day anyway. Like, whatever. Like, I don't know. Like I really, I really do extrapolate to that degree where it's like, I don't know. degree where it's like, whatever.

Let me tell you a story real quick, okay? And she's going to see this, but it's going to be after I got her our present, something really mad. So she has no right to be mad about it because I already got our present for it. This guy. But right now, me and Lily are trying to buy furniture, right? Gross. We're buying furniture for the house.

And what I'm trying to figure out is that this is one that hurts me. If you ask me for my opinion and I give you my opinion and then you say no to my opinion without having any reason to say no, that really, bothers me. It's like, why'd you ask me then? What was your opinion? What was your opinion? What is this in? We had three couches, right? We had three couches, right? There was one couch that was $800. There's one that's like $1,500 and there's one that's like $2,400. Jesus Christ. $1. It's like stain resistant, um,

deeper cushions, like an overall, a nicer couch. There was a $1,500 one that we couldn't see. The $2,500 one we could see and the $800 one we could see. but the um the middle one that was like sort of in between where we wanted where it was a nice couch at deep cushions but it wasn't stain resistant and it wasn't quite as big as you wanted to be that one i was like lily why don't we get the andrew dollar one because she was like i really care about if the couch warps and gets all right like freak of people sitting down on it and i was like you know what you're right um i can reach you get this one because it's not a big deal to me but at the same time if it is a big deal what's your opinion she was like well i don't like that one all right all right which one do you like then? I don't know. Why don't you like this one? I don't know. I'll tell you exactly what. At that point, at that point, I've literally, I've already walked away. See, I've already walked away. Because the thing is, a lot of people, a lot of people have this problem where they'd rather not give a suggestion because they feel like they're just overrunning people or they don't want to have the final say because it feels, they feel bad for having the final say, which I'm like

that too. I don't like being a person that dictates things. I don't want to like it. It makes you feel bad. But at the same time, it's like if you're, if you're doing something, just give your opinion. Yeah. Just say, I don't like this. And that's it. And you move on.

I don't know, man. But every girl I know does that. They're like, I don't know. I don't like this. Why? I don't really know. I think the food thing is funny. The fact that the food thing is so universal and it's never not true is hilarious to me. Yeah. I love that that is just

objectively true. What do you want to eat? I don't know. Well, how about this? Not that. I love that. I love that is real. Like, no matter where you go, that is universally true. Sometimes that's me. Sometimes I'm the person I'm like, I don't know.

But I've gotten to him, I'm like, I just want chicken. I always want chicken. No, no, but here's the thing about but here's the thing about, like, I'll sometimes say, like, I don't know what I want to eat. But if someone makes a suggestion, I'll be like, yeah, sure. You know what I mean? Because it's like, I don't know what I want to eat. Fucking whatever. I'll usually be like, I don't know, I don't know what I want to eat, but I'm not feeling like seafood today,

you know, or something like that. Like, I know exactly what I don't want, but I know, like, generally the realm. I'll usually like fucking flip a coin, honestly. But I just, it's, it's, I don't know, man. Yeah, it's usually like one of those things to, like, you asked, because you're completely, you're not 100% unsure, so you want kind of an idea. Yeah. Input, right? And so it's one of things the only time I will expect somebody to give me an answer is if they bring it up they're like hey you want to go get some food I'm like yeah what were you thinking since you're the one asking you right must have an idea and then if you tell me I don't know that's where I'm like well you didn't put any thought into this did you like how about come back to me when you have a

fucking idea and then we can start this conversation my default is my defaults always my defaults always guess is hey you want you want you can't go on with chicken let's go let's go let's go with chicken. Let's get chicken. Chicken's perfect, man. There's nothing wrong with chicken. I had duck again recently and I was like, oh man, I wish, I wish. Yeah, duck. Yeah, yeah. It was like leftover duck from like a friend's party, but it was still fucking delicious.

I had duck a few days ago, too. What kind of parties? What kind of friends are you partying with that of fucking duck? Bro, it's not, it's, duck isn't crazy. It's like a, it's not like a crazy expensive fucking thing. Duck is not just readily available in fucking

all supermarkets. Because it is kind of crazy. You're right. You're right. People don't usually eat ducks. but it's not that hard. The best when you have like, I have Asian friends who, Asian people eat duck. That's what they eat. Yeah,

that's what it is. Sure, you go to an Asian supermarket will they'll have duck a plenty. Well, no, Asian people eat duck. Yes,

so you go to an Asian supermarket. What are you talking about? If you're around Asian friends, which we, me and Chris, one of our closest friends is an Asian man who is a cook. He cooks a lot.

So we often have food like that. Yeah, it wasn't really a party. It was just leftovers from like, You know, a very small gathering. A very small gathering. I mean, it makes, in that context, it makes more sense because I'm like, I just never, I've literally have never gone to anybody.

It sounds like, hey, man, you want some. Yeah, yeah. I had duck at a restaurant a few days ago. I shouldn't have said party, but I didn't want to say small get together. You know what I mean? Was it not that? I mean, party just is quicker. Oh, I see.

You know what I mean? I didn't think I was going to probe into this shit. No, no. People don't have parties really anymore, you know? Like, that's not really a thing, you know. We just have, I just have friends over, you know, more or less. And I'm like, oh, it's a weekend and I'm bored and at my house alone. Let me call, like, four of my friends over.

We don't have a party in their, like, 30s and late 20s. It's kind of like, it gets kind of like, that is kind of crazy that, like, I can't even, I can't remember the last party that I went to. That it wasn't like an industry event. Technically, my birthday was a party. Right. I don't even, like, consider that. I guess Crater Clash is probably going to be kind of a party, I guess. But, like, I mean, that's fucking...

Were you at my birthday party? That was a party. That was a lot of people. But not just, like, just somebody's house, and it's just packed full of people. Oh, no. There's a lot of people that you don't even fucking know. I can't even think. We don't have to actually think hard.

When's the last time I've been to a legitimate party? If I'm at a party, I don't know somebody, I get scared now. I don't want to do that ever again, really. You know, like I said, events is. is totally different. It's like, okay, like you said, Creator Clash, that's after party,

kind of an event from that makes sense. It's almost like, it's the standard to do that. But as far as, like, if one of you guys were like, housewarming party and it was packed full of people, I'd be like,

fuck, I'll go because it's the housewarming party, but God damn. But, you know, obviously a housewarming party is probably going to be like a handful of people, your close friends.

Yeah, that's chill. Oh, sick. So Sweeney's gone now. Sweeney just, Sweeney just vanished into the fucking ether. Do they know you're working? Are these niggas aware that you're working?

So, welcome back, everybody. Welcome back to the stunt. Sorry, we got a we got a little sidetracked. So for those of you who are not familiar, we recorded the first half of this episode yesterday and then

the weather in, I'm so red right now. The weather What's crazy is that the background for me is yellow is piss, but I'm red. All right. Yeah, but the weather, the weather fucked up, um, fucked up Sweeney's literal internet connection. So we're, we're doing this a day later. Um, I'm going to desaturate myself a little bit. There you go.

I still want to be a little golden. Um, yeah, Swinney's a deep fried meme right now. Yeah. We're going back to, uh, so we're going to go and finish our questions, finish off a little bit of February. Get, again, do a little bit of March. And yeah, let's start it up. Absurd entity.

Greeting fellers, long-time subscriber, first-time listener. Did any of you see the article that scientists may be able to reverse death? And they link an article from the sun. And it says, P.S. as an autistic person, I genuinely think Chris and for sure Sweeney should take an autism screening test. I linked a good website called Embrace Autism. So... I really, I recently did, actually.

You took an autism test? Yeah, it's recently did. What'd you get? Very not autistic. Oh, really? I wish I had a talent. Like, I'm like, oh, I probably have a talent that I'm really good at. Nope.

Just fucking weird. See, I'm scared to do that. I'm scared. Because I don't want to know, man. Like, if I'm autistic, I'd rather not know it. You know? Too weird. I feel like you would know.

That's the thing. I don't know. I don't think I'm autistic. And then, like, I took it and I was like, I'm definitely not. like the doctor was like you're not I was like oh okay well I mean like let's think of the traits of what people when they're on the spectrum you know from the low

Asperger shit to like severe do you mirror any of that shit for reals like come on nigga I might be a high functioning but even then they were like nah you're just you're just kind of off you know yeah I can count every single strand of hair on a person like uh like I like I can guess immediately like I know exactly how many strands of hair on are on people for sure

And that's, I've heard, is a big of autistic thing, but like, that's it. You know what I first, uh, you know what was the first time I, um, I saw autism in action and I didn't realize it? It was a long time ago. It was a talent show on TV. I forgot which one. It was probably America's Got Talent or whatever the fuck. And there was this guy that's like, I can tell what seed of this is by licking it. And then he was licking CDs and he'd be like, oh, it's this.

Oh, it's fucking paranoid black sap or some shit. And I'm like, what the f? And then I realized years later, I was like, that. That guy was severely autistic to the point where, like, some reason he can somehow lick a thing, and he knows what it is. Like, that's fucking insane. I call bullshit out. It's no way that's fucking real.

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saturated in autism. And you can lick a CD. No, that's funny. You don't have all CDs. No, no, no,

no, no. There is, that, that's, that's like destiny shit. That's like paracausal autism. You can't,

you can't guess what a CD is by licking it. Every CD is identical. What's, the thing that's, the thing that makes a CD unique is what's

underneath the disc, like the data underneath it. That's why, exactly, he can taste that, Chris. That's, fuck you,

fuck you. Fuck you. You can taste that. The very fucking... Dude, I remember when I learned that... I was a lot older than I should have been by the time I learned how CDs work. Like, honestly, like, it's fucking crazy.

Because, like, I remember getting discs scratched all the time and being like, oh, man, the disc is ruined. And then they're like, no, it's not. And I was like, what do you mean? I thought that was, like, the whole... Like, if the disc is scratched, it's fucked. And it's like, yeah, if it's, like, super deep or anything. But, like, all that matters is what's under the disc.

And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? And you can literally just... in the cracks on a disc with just yeah yes nonsense like for whatever reason I always thought that you used to use peanut butter yeah it's but it's it's literally peanut butter because I when I was young I used to think that new use peanut butter to fill in the cracks dude I just straight up I used to just think that that was I used to think that the disc itself was the data like and if that got scratched it was just I I definitely I definitely learned like when I'd like a like maybe like

12 I was like oh you can definitely fill it in because I saw some with some like weird film thing to fill it in I'm I was like, oh, that's really weird. But then I didn't know you could use peanut butter. I think a particular thing. See, I saw that when I was young, and I just assumed it was a scam. Oh. No, it helped fill it in.

And just like, for a while, they, stores, like computer stores, Best Buy, they started selling some disfilling shit that had the consistency of peanut butter, essentially. It was very thick. It was a little less thick, but it was like runny. It was like the creamy, runny. It was more viscous, the less. thick. Yeah, it felt like a dangerous thing to do to a CD.

I kind of watch to drink it. You drink CD. Oh, what did he ask us? Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, shit. Oh, so there's an article. So there's an article that says, uh, what is it? There's an article that says, let me Google this real quick.

It's from the sun. Scientists reverse death in an astonishing feat by bringing dead eyes back to life. eyes taken from organ donors five hours after death responded to light with electrical activity only previously seen in the living. So, uh, I don't know. This is gross. I don't like this. Uh,

it scares me. I don't, I don't want to think about shit like this. Um, but I did see that article. I did see that article. And I, I don't forgive you for,

for making me aware of it. absurd entity. Not big on it. So let's, uh, move forward. Iron Pond wrote in. He says,

Hey there, Chris Sween, Derek. What's an unhinged? an insane prank that you would love to do, or that you would want to do. For me, it would be to hire a babysitter to take care of a baby, but the baby is fake and rigged with explosive.

That's just... That's just... That's just... That's just... That's just... That's just terrorism. That's just terrorism. That's not... Domestic terrorism. Like, I got this really fun prank. He's a homegrown.

You let him homegrown ones, dude. Guys, guys, I have this really fun prank. I'm going to land... I'm going to land a passenger airplane on top of the World Trade Center. It's going to be hilarious. Like, it's just,

it's not a prank, but, what's a prank? One thing, I mean, we already discussed ours. We already discussed ours. Did we discuss ours?

What was ours? No, no, we didn't discuss the answer, but in, in the first half of the episode, we talked about what we're going to do to Lily. Oh,

yeah, the fake intervention. Oh, my God, yes, that, that thing, that fits too well. The fake intervention is,

It's such a good idea, but like, oh, I got to make sure I got to make sure I'm everybody to be able to be able to make sure everybody like. So, yeah, so we've even called you, Dirk. We even call you. And you'll be like, hey, man, what's going on? I'll just be, I'll just be there on the fucking online. I'll be on FaceTime or some shit. That'd be so funny.

But someone has to have a camera hidden somewhere. We have a camera hidden somewhere to record it. The stuff can't view. So we all like sit down. You all got to set it up out of the show for sure. It's going to be good. It'll be good. It'll be fun.

Oh, God, she's going to be so mad. So, literally, all my pranks are just to, all my pranks are just to bother her. Like, at a certain point in life, it stops being about anything other than making your significant other hate you more. Because whoever leaves first loses, you know? That's such an insane. Oh, my God. So it's like, I'm just, I don't know, like, I would, I did this prank to her, right? Where, like, for a long time, the Nintendo Switch, you can press the rear button.

buttons to open it and it'll make like horn sounds. What are you talking about? And for, like, if you press like the triggers, it'll make like a hunk, honk, honk sound when you open a switch. Like, you know, you usually open it, you just press like the button. It's like click and it opens up automatically. What are you talking about open? What do you say?

For the Nintendo Switch. You know, when you open, when you open this switch from sleep mode, right? You press like three button. You press like the button three times and it'll open up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Switch? Yeah, Nintendo Switch. Okay.

What happened was it made a horn sound if you pressed the rear, the rear, the rear triggers. For four months, Lily would be like, do you hear a horn sound when you do that? And I'm like, no, I don't hear a horn sound. It's a regular sound. What are you talking about? For months, I did that to her, dude.

And to the point she started stressing out about it. And she went to her brother and she was like, Eric, when you open the switch, can it possibly make horn sounds? And he ruined it. But if he didn't ruin that, I could have made her think she was insane. That is such a That is sucks That's such an evil

Fucking thing See the only Pranks that I would Consider worthy of And I've said Definitely said this before But it's been many many Many many

Probably like a good hundred episodes Since I brought this up So I'll bring it up again There's plenty of new people here But my ideal prank Requires a lot of money And it would be like It would basically be

I would study I would take inventory of my friends And I would study their habits Very very carefully And I would find out which one has the most predictable patterns. Like, oh, if you go, if you go to the, you know, a broken egg cafe every Tuesday at, you know, 10 or whatever.

It's like, that's like a ritual for that person. It's like, okay, that's the person then. And I would pay many, many, many people to be at that establishment and basically comprise the entire clientele of that establishment around the time that that person is supposed to be there. And at a very specific time, around the time I would assume them to be starting their meal. I would have them all turn around at a very specific time point at point at my friend and say wake up wake up wake up

and I would have a bunch of people outside doing the same thing and I feel like that would be like a I feel like that be a fun little and I'd absolutely want to get that on camera as well but you know what it sounds like it sounds like you need to bring back like MTV needs to bring back punked and you're the new star you're the new est to could you know you're

psychopath that's what that would you would do you would that would really fuck somebody up good like that would be like they got to step it up right like punk like punk nowadays is pussy shit i would like that was edgy but now you got to step it up and that's that jack braff one where he like beat up that kid that was pretty funny that was good he started like shaking them and shit i don't know that was a good one you know fucking neck like i was like whoa whoa whoa we didn't that wasn't that wasn't whoa he didn't have that wasn't he had that was it's he's selling it though he's selling it I'm no super man

I love how Ashton Coucher even before he did punk you can look at him and say he's the kind of guy that would do punk even before he did it you can look at his face and be like this motherfucker would do punk it's weird before you even know what it was it's weird how so many it's weird how many of that cast became like a weird game show host like it's really fucking bizarre

because Ashton Coucher went on to do punked Wilmer Valderama went on to do yo mama and then and then Hyde went on to be a serial rapist which is not a game show but you know what I mean I mean it's a game to him I guess to him is somewhat of a game

I don't know it's a game he's a you know he's you know anyway Scientology presents How many girls can you sexually assault starring Danny Masterson Damn it

Classic Danny Masters That's insane Who got him Who got him on their logo of him just like he was a Scientologist yeah absolutely that's why it went on for so long he was he was able to like assault many women within the

quote unquote church of Scientology and because they don't give a flying fuck about that shit at all that's crazy as long as Zeno's happy bro as long as he's getting your money you do oh man I kind of I kind of fuck with Zeno a little bit man I love that concept more than like any of the other

boring ass old religions it is a damn funny it's just a modern religion that's all it is Like, it's just like, imagine someone that played D&D got to make a religion. I mean, imagine the guy that wrote it. Oh, fuck, I forgot his name. El Ron Hubbard. Wow, I forgot his name. Is that right?

El Ron Hubbard, yeah. The Scientology? That was right. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're, okay. I don't for some, okay, yeah, no, you're, sorry. I guess I was thinking of a different name, but yeah. It was a fantasy novel, wasn't it? So just think about it, you know, he just, he writes science fiction.

So it was, what I hate about that, too, is that, man, it reminds me of like Star Wars. versus like the reboot of Battlestar Galactica, Mass Effect, like as you go forward, the expanse, it gets so much better. And I'm like, that shit's fucking mid, dude. Scientology is mid science fiction. You think about science fiction today, I'm like, come on, bro. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, so much better. It's so weird how boring it is in comparison to so much of, like, the fake shit that's

really, like, you think, like, even in comparison to some of the stuff he wrote, which is fucking weird. Like, he's, like, a really ester. I think it's so funny, by the way, that he literally wrote, like, hey, man, you know, if you want to control people, just make a religion. And then he just did it. And then they don't have a... It's so fucking crazy. Like, mad respect sincerely for Elron Hubbard.

He just, he understood. He understood. Like, he knew the game and everybody was too stupid. Imagine inviting somebody over to your house. And they're like, I'm going to... Just so you know, I'm probably going to kill and rape you. And then they're like, man, that's... I mean, that's not ideal.

you know, whatever. You know, big deal. And he does it. And you don't even notice. And then for years, you invite this guy over. He keeps saying it. He keeps saying it's like, man, I think one of these days, man, it's getting close. It's getting close. I'm going to rape you silly.

I'm going to rape your pants off. It's going to be a fucking, it's going to be a fucking show. I'm telling you. And you keep inviting him over and then he does it. And then you still, like, it's just like, oh, well, yeah, I mean, no problem. That's what happens. That's what happens. He literally for years was like,

just make a fake, just make a religion if you want to control people for years. And then he did it. Then his followers were like, no, it's real. That's crazy.

Yeah. Like, people need something to believe in that. That's so cool. But it's like, God damn, you know, like God.

God damn, you know. Like, God damn. Yeah. You do get a little bit ashamed where you're like, you know, you know aliens want to come

and kick. it with us but then as soon as they started really looking into us they're like nah man you know what's crazy you know it's really really crazy right like what if like there's no biblical bullshit there's no god or anything but there is just straight up no other life in the universe like it's like like straight up we were just like a really really random random astro pure cosmic coincidence like on some like next level shit if that was like almost

extra dimensional like what well did you see there's no Nothing? Well, wait. Weird. Well, did you guys see? I can't remember the exact verbiage of this, but didn't they find, like, really, really, really old galaxies that technically shouldn't exist? I feel like I saw this. I'm not aware of it.

If that happened, I'm not aware of it. Let me look it up. That shouldn't exist? Yeah, like galaxies that are way older than we imagine. What, the universe itself? Then the no universe? Yeah. So hold on.

Let me look this up. crazy, but also the same time, nothing surprised me anymore with science. I mean, nothing can surprise me when there's so much shit that we don't even know about. Exactly. I'm so ignorant. That like, he's like, okay, I guess. Oh, yeah, yeah, here it is. Science Daily, uh, well, here, the Guardian writes one. James Webb Telescope detects evidence of ancient universe breaker galaxies. Uh, James Webb spots super old massive galaxies that shouldn't exist. Uh, but I'm trying to find like, I'm trying to find, like, I'm trying to find,

word, too, it's like, shit. Of course. It just shouldn't exist. Web telescope finds surprisingly massive galaxies from the universe's youth. Implying, yeah, yeah, astronomers have discovered that what appear to be massive galaxies dating back to within 600 million years of the

Big Bang, suggesting the early universe may have had stellar fast track, may have had a stellar fast track that produced these monsters. I don't know, it's fucking interesting. But, uh, I can't imagine that we're, it's, it's, it's inconceivable that we're alone.

I'll say that. Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's mathematically impossible. It's so, so, so unlikely. It's just, like, so unlikely, it's ridiculous. I would go further. I would go further and say it's mathematically impossible. Yeah, it is, it is mathematically impossible. That's what I'm saying so unlikely.

Like, it's like, like, so unlikely may, like, so unlikely may seem like, maybe, but, like, no, like, for real, the magnitude of that being possible. Is this like, really that's it? But I, but I also do. Like us? Like, that's it? I also do think there's a like an aspect of that where it's like, we are definitely not supposed to be thinking about this. Like, like the... Oh, 110% no.

Because when you think about just universes that are super far, like, if you, because if you stare into a telescope and look, even if you had like a super powerful telescope that could look onto the surface of a planet in that oldest galaxy, you would theoretically be looking like what, like millions of years into the past. It would have passed technically. So that would be fucked. But the idea that you could even, even if you could like teleport in an instant, like, okay, from here to there. Like, is that still a place that's habitable? You know what I mean? It may not even be there. Yeah.

It might not even be there. It's those moments where like, it's those moments where your character is like, don't look at this thing because you'll go mad. It's like, it's like, it's like. It's like. It's like. Not right now. It's like freaking a halo. And when they go to the ring,

when they go to the halo, and he's like, is that thing? It's like, not right now. Because your brain will freak the fuck out. Because you're like, I'm looking at the Milky Way galaxy.

I can see the Milky Way. That's such a cool moment. We're fucking monkeys, bro. We can't deal with the internet. We can't deal with the fact. We can't deal with the fact that sometimes dogs look different from what we expect them to. We haven't even had every fruit on the,

planet. Like there are so many things that, like, we can't swim well. And there's water everywhere. Gravity hurts our backs, you know. Like, we are not ready for off the planet yet. The thing that fucked me up specifically was when I learned that time, even on planet earth, doesn't function instantaneously. Like, um, like, um, like, I was always under the assumption, like, it's, like, I was always the assumption under the assumption that, that time is constant. Like if it's 12 o'clock, like not even, not even time zones withstanding. Like, let's erase time zones from the, from the equation. Let's imagine that for some reason there's no time zones and 12 o'clock is 12 o'clock on Earth, right, everywhere. I was under the impression that that is

like universally on the planet the same exact point in time. But then like they, I think they did this like weird study where they timed two really hyper-accurate clocks and they put one at like the deepest, um, the deepest point on the planet. planet that it could survive and one at the top of the highest peak or whatever. And they timed at the exact same time. And then they left them there for like a day. And then they brought them together and they were like a full two minutes off or something. It's like that's like that's like that's gross.

Like I don't like that. Like that makes me upset. Time isn't rudimentary. It differs. That's fucked up. I don't like that. I mean, the most time is relative. I mean,

it is. I know. It is the speed in which you move. I know. Because technically when you're closer to the planet, you're moving at a different speed. because gravity is a gravity bends time i know but i hate that i don't like that oh no it's very you know why because you're a monkey not this is not racist you're a monkey you're a monkey and you shouldn't be thinking you should be thinking about hmm i hope raiders don't come and kill me

at night hmm it's dark go to sleep wake up eat that's what's supposed to be thinking not stuff like that sometimes i do i hope my pee doesn't fork envy I remember one time I was I was dating some chick back in like 2013 and she was really dumb and I remember one time like her street lights went out

and so you can see like all the stars and then I went on this like maybe little rant that had to be like less than like a minute or something but just marveling the sky because we normally can't even see this shit and when I was done talking she just shrugged her shoulders like she couldn't give a

flying fuck and as I've gotten older there's parts of me that kind of envies that where it's just like she's just focused on yeah what's in front of her and nothing else just the sheer absence the sheer absence of any any sense any

semblance of curiosity yeah it's easier dude it's the smarter not the smarter not the smarter not the more I'm not going to say smarter right but the more you're informed about, this is not exactly intelligence, more you're informed about, the harder it gets to just enjoy being alive.

100%. Because things get scarier. This is keep getting more and more frightening. I was way happier when I was far stupider. Like a million percent. Yeah. I'm actually trying specifically to get stupider. That's why I'm doing this boxing thing.

I feel like if I get hit enough, I'll be happy again. Just get knocked out a few times, man. You got to get knocked out a few times. I think sincerely, I think. Get to five concussions. You mean you get to level five concussions? you'll you'll be there Dude I know people with like fucking

They've had like eight concussions I'm like how What are you doing I haven't had a single I haven't had a single concussion of my life I've not even been close to it I might have I got knocked out one time

I got knocked out one time Because I when I was My mom was teaching me out of ride a bike And then I didn't really understand The concept of like turning So I fucking I just smacked You got ragged off

I fucking Randolph, bro. Basketball pole, like just, and I just, boom, I fucking woke up, I woke up on the ground. I don't remember falling at all. And I was like, I had one concussion. I had one concussion. I had one concussion. I jumped over a net one time. It's really stupid.

It's a dumb story. Don't make fun of me too much. But we were jumping over this tennis net, right? And I jumped over it. Then I jumped over it. Halfway did this, like, really bad front flip. But I landed it. And then my friend was like, I did a front from over this thing.

I can do a crane kickover it. And I went and I did it. And then I woke up in hospital two days later. And I was like, oh, sick. I was like, oh, sick. You fucking, crazy. That's so dumb. And time traveling shit's funny, bro.

I woke up. I woke up. We were playing on Thursday. I woke up Saturday night. Have you guys ever? It was like nice. I got knocked out. I'm pretty sure I got knocked out by like a fucking.

I don't know. I think I thought. I think I thought about something and it knocked me out for a day. Like, I don't know what that all happened. Because I remember going to sleep Friday night and waking up Sunday morning. And I have no idea what happened. That happened to me one time, too, when I was younger. Because I woke up, I went to sleep at like Friday, right?

And I woke up, and I was like, it's Saturday. We can't watch, because I'm seven-day Adventist. We didn't, when I was growing up for a long time, we didn't watch TV on Saturdays. Weird. So I remember waking up. I'm sure it says that in the Bible. Why is it's TV on? It's stupid.

It's the day of red. It's a day of rest and bullshit. It's dumb. But, you know, it's, it's like. I did say that. Be pretty fucking impressed. I might have to take us closer look at that thing. It's a day of rest.

It's like, Sabbath days, a day of rest. You should not, you should not do all this bullshit. And it's like, whatever. So I remember waking up and being like, why is the TV on? We can't watch the TV. It's Saturday. It's Saturday. My cousin was like, shut the fuck up.

It's Sunday. It's the middle of Sunday. Shut up. I was just like, what? What happened? And I didn't, I don't remember Saturday. I don't remember that Saturday still. I think throughout time,

that's missing. I think, like someone took it from me. I think, you know what I think there's, I think there must be a Saturday bandit running around stealing Saturdays from children. Steal Saturdays. That's the only,

Saturdays. Yeah, that's the only explanation that makes any sense. Like, you were a kid, you lost a Saturday. I was a kid, I lost a Saturday, there's a Saturday bandit stealing,

and you know what, you know what the wild thing is? It's like the, of stealing a one penny from everyone until you're rich. There's enough pennies in the world that if you stole one penny from everybody, you'd be fucking rich. It's the same situation. This guy's stealing everyone. He's stealing one Saturday from every child.

And that's going to, that's a fucking long-ass weekend, man. So, I don't know. He's going to live every Saturday he steals. He lives that much longer. That's scary. He's going to have all the Saturdays one day. He's going to be a long-lived motherfucker, dude. Yeah, what a fucking asshole.

stealing children's Saturday from, he steals one Saturday from every being. And that's a try, that's a kid's Saturday too, which is like way longer than an adult Saturday. This motherfucker's a month. We got to kill this staff. We got questions to answer. We should answer some more questions. We got to kill this fucking guy stealing all these. All right.

Let's move on through these. I cannot wait until Jimmy Carter breathes his last breath and fucking ceases existence out of 98 years of accomplishing nothing brood in. It says the, the, what? What? Fucking asshole. Time about, time, time, time, time, I'm time on, time on, time on, time on. I know what. Guys, guys, guys, imagine, imagine shit.

I'm going to shit on you for a bit, dude, I'm sorry. Because Jimmy Carter is like the only president I actually like. Imagine hating the only president we can genuinely prove was a good person. Like, imagine hating the only one for real. Yeah, really? Like, it's unequivocal he was a good guy. Imagine hating him, dude. Suck dick and fall down the steps.

Continue. All right. I know. I know. I know. I know what it is. This motherfucker saw Jimmy Carter building a house at like 95 years old or whatever, and it just pissed him off. I know exactly why he broke that shit.

People don't like Jimmy because of the fact that he got us involved with the Middle East. But we've always been involved in the Middle East. That argument is so, like we've been involved in the Middle East since the fucking 1840s. It's not. Shut the fuck. Like, shut up. It's an excuse to hate, bro. Like, whenever, don't you want you see like a superhero type of, you know, the, you know, the,

The other fuck's got a hate on him. He got to hate on the Eagles He's just a good guy, you know? I, for one, look, I like, I like, look, I like Jimmy Carter, too, but I also,

I also can't wait until he dies. Um, let's, uh, I like you, but I want him to die. What's, I just feel bad for, I feel bad seeing him,

like, just like, fucking with his eyes all fucking bloodshot. Well, dude, he's, he's on his way out now, man, building houses.

No, I mean, he needs to stop. He obviously needs to stop. Well, no, dude, he's on his way out. Like,

He's in bad, bad, bad shape right now. Yes, looking at him help building the house, I'm like, bro, the fact that nobody's telling, I'd go home, bro. The thing is this, right? At that age, you got to do what they want to do. Yeah. Don't do what they want to do. Let him do what they want to do.

Let him die being a good place. I'm not going to let a 95-year-old help build a house because it's probably more of a hindrance than helping. It's more of hurting, not helping type of situation. Just hope he falls down and dies, you know. Jesus, Christ. All right, let's move on. That's the guy's name.

It's not even the question. Ty, Minority. That's not bad. This one is mainly for Kingston, as he's the comic book dude, but Chris and Derek are free to give their opinion. Have you seen Ant Man? What do you think of Modoc's atrocious design? How are you feeling the MCU is shaping up as you enter phase five? This is definitely a Sweeney situation because I've never, I have not seen Antman.

I, not the new one. I saw Modoc, but. I am a comic book fan. I just, I stopped reading specifically for only one reason. is that you can't, like, I don't read books anymore for the same reason that I can't multitask. I can't multitask reading a book or a comet. You have to, your attention can't be divided.

And I just, I just can't afford to do that anymore. There's too much shit. Anyway, but Modoc has always been one of my favorite fucking characters. You're lying. Shut the fuck up. Yes. As far as, shut the fuck up, dude. When you're a fucking, look at, when you're a kid,

Goofy shit is very fucking entertaining I've always liked the dynamic of clown and violator just because it is it's such a retarded dynamic And it works really well The violator is at least cool There is nothing cool about more

No I'm not to look look look look I disagree with you On the level of It's just like even even like if you watch X-Men animated series Did you not enjoy Modoc when he had his You mean what you call it? This name is not Mojo.

It's the dude that had the dread thing. It's not Modoc. It's what's his name? Oh, shit. No, no, you're right. You're right. It was in the weird world. No, no, I'm not, I'm thinking of that that was the mojo dude.

Mojo. I'm thinking, I'm thinking of something totally different. You're right about that. You're totally right about that. Anyway, my neighbors had a Modoc toy. My whole point is the design, stupid as hell. why it was enjoyable. I don't know what happened

with this phase four shit. I don't understand what I guess in general I don't understand what's happening in phase four. It just seems like no one gives a flying fuck

at all about what the quality is completely gone. Bro, even with Ragnarok versus Love and Thunder, what happened? Love and Thunder so I'm gonna be real with you guys.

I'm gonna be Go ahead. Go ahead. I'm a, I'm a break my veneer, right? Preach. I love, I love comic books more than most people, genuinely.

Spider-Man, Superman, Captain America, Flash, Green Lantern, all those motherfuckers are role models in my life. I love all of them. Comic book movies with an MCU have dropped in qualitatively because I feel like the people there, it doesn't feel organically made anymore.

It feels like someone is like movie with character, movie with other character, character, love interest, put in pot, make movie, have bad guy. It's, it doesn't, there's no... Yeah, it's like an AI generated script. It doesn't feel like a person's writing anymore. And what sucks is that these comics have so many stories to base things off of. That's where it gets weird to me.

It's not like they're making things new out of nowhere. You have comics to base the stuff off of. There are tons of great comics about Captain America. Tons of good ones about Ant Man Like Modoc I've never like Modoc He's stupid He's always been like a dumb character to me

I think that's his point though That's his point No no I granted he's like he's supposed to be like a smart guy But he's like he's like a fucking He's like he's like a fucking Cro-Magnet's fucking looking Disgusting creature That's like you look at him

You know exactly what he's supposed to be In the movie he was so stupid He looked adorable in a movie at times I was this guy looks sort of cute He looks like it's a big face Like he looks so cute Like he looks dutch And there was a moment they showed his ass.

He's just, it's, it was just, look, dude, I don't think Ant Man in the, um, Ant Man Carmagnan was that bad of a movie. I think it was definitely oversold of like way bad it was. I think Jonathan Majors is a fantastic actor. And I think any role he does is just going to be good. I think like, he's too good to be the MCU right now. Unfortunately, I just really don't think, I don't think they know what they're doing anymore. I think they're just going to crash and burn, man.

I think them seems like, they just, need to... They don't know how to write it. They need to stop for a long time. They don't know how to... They don't know how to... They don't know how to write

now that their big thing is done. Like, now that end game happened, and, like, the thing that they've been building since the beginning is kind of set. Like, they don't know how to continue, and so it just feels kind of... It feels all just fucked up. Like, it feels wrong.

It's... It's weird. It's a shame, because it's all in the writing. Like, because I... Even somebody... Like, I didn't really love... I never really love... loved loved the MCU, really.

Like, you know, there were entertaining movies. I didn't really like Captain America the first time I saw it. Like, I thought it was fine. Like, I didn't hate it. I didn't love it. It was like, yeah, it was an entertaining movie. But I saw the ending to that movie trending recently. Like, where he, like, Captain America wakes up and he's like, here's it on, he's, like, in that fake 1930s room or whatever.

And he's, like, listening to stuff on the radio. And then he runs out in its modern-day Manhattan. and then he turned and Nick Fury pulls up and he's like hey stop it it's like this is and he explains the situation and then he goes is everything all right and he turns to the camera he goes like yeah I had a date or whatever and then the movie ends and I was thinking like that's such a good for first of all it's it's it's well written it's well shot it doesn't look like a modern Marvel movie it actually looks like a movie and it's kind of like wow it's it got so bad so quick uh well not so quick I guess it took a while. But

the thing about that is that that's paced well, that's well done. It's explored an exhibition that isn't fucking stupid. It isn't like showing this fucking, like it's just pacing. It's regular good pacing that's that you can write that on. It'll be cool. You know, Captain America being a man at a time, him

seeing that, that's a good, like, that could be drawn out as a, like, as a fucking, what you call it? What is it called? Screenplay. It's having it like drawn out. And that can look good. But now it's just like, there's there's such a lack of like just identity for characters well you know what happened like at least in my opinion uh i i i i sole i wouldn't maybe not solely but i blame for the

direction that they went in with with uh what they started doing and it's been like this for most of the mc u is when a josh weeding got involved and i think it really kind of just turned into this cookie cutter make six thousand jokes make it look very bright and pretty and then who really gives a fuck and there was little things in between like the first Avenger nothing like you know pre fucking Avengers

and then somewhat after like say you had something that was like let's go in a different direction let's try to go like a spy thriller for Winter Soldier worked really well Civil War had remnants of fucking Joss Whedon but he was already out of the picture for so long it just was it felt quality to be in my opinion I feel like the score was probably one of the most memorable things about that movie

It seems like there was actually little things in there that there was love and quality. I can't focus on fucking one thing in this phase four shit that I'm like, oh, that was kind of nice. Nothing. And I mean that even I'm watching Love and Thunder and I was like, this shit, like, it seems like they're trying too hard now, man. I don't even know what this is. The problem with the MCU is that before there was differences in the movies. an Iron Man movie wasn't exactly like a Captain American movie

wasn't exactly like a Hulk movie and though they all ranged in quality they were different things and I think that's what is necessary if every comic book was like every comic book people wouldn't buy them you know yeah but what happens is that right now after James Gunn

has successful Guardians in the Galaxy everything became like a James Gunn movie they're all James Gunned now so all of them had used the exact same means of expressing characters it's always a team up now it's there's a team up

it's three Spider-Man it's Valpherry Thor first well I understand that but Avengers didn't turn after Guardians everything became like that I would say the one thing that guardians did what fucking James

But it did it first, though. It did it first. It was good, well done. But what you're saying, you know, but I agree with the one thing that I, and I got, I appreciate original scores. I really do. One thing that fucking James Gunn did. Fucking ruined scores. Yeah.

Now everybody's just putting in like classic rock. And they're fucking. Putting in 80s movie music. I'm like, what the fuck happened? What happened to scores, man? Like that shit, like they'll do it for like, oh, a couple little pieces here for the ambiance. shit, but like I said, like there was, I don't know if you guys remember the main score, the main theme of Civil War. It sounds really fucking epic and bombastic.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. But like there's a lot of remember the final fight between Captain America and Iron Man. They call, they go back to it to the um, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. It's really, it makes you feel emotional because there's a connection at the beginning of the movie towards the movie and then this happening again. And it's like just a really good use. I was just thinking about this actually. I don't want to get too deep into it. But I was just thinking about this score that it's been in a few movies.

It was in Shutter Island. It was in Arrival, the final scene of Arrival. And then they put it in episode three of The Last of Us. Oh, that song. Yeah. Yeah, that song. Very popular. everybody it's like and it's like it's so i'm like

people i love when people understand the importance of like a beautiful score and how much if you turn that shit off the scene is is not even nearly music music is like 50% of the experience i think and so like yeah you know it's um it is important i don't think it's james gunn's fault necessarily because it ultimately it's other people's responsibility not it's not his fault it's not his fault

but his action caused It's not his faultful. It's his success. Right. But, yeah, but that's, I don't know, man. Because Guardians of the Galaxy, both of those movies revolve heavily around music in the first place. You know what I mean? Like, it's a part of, like, it's a part of the story.

Whereas, like, when I see it, like, and I liked, I had fun with Thor Ragnarok, right? It was a fun movie, but, like, it didn't need, like, there were certain aspects of it that felt like this is trying to be guardians all the way down to, like, the fucking, the Led Zeppelin at the end of where it's like, it's like, Like, this does not... Like, it's cool, but it also really doesn't fucking fit here at all. And it's... It didn't make any sense. And you know what, to, to, you know, I haven't seen too many bits of phase, whatever this most recent phases. I saw the Spider-Man movie.

It was not good. I saw the Spider-Man movie. It's bad. I saw the Spider-Man movie and I, you know, I had... Even Spider-Man, dude. Like, even Spider-Man. But that's not a good movie. It's just like...

Kind of big. Like, even Spider-Man, like, as much as I love seeing Toby and Andrew and all that's... No, no. no, no, no. The ending, the ending, ending, and moments of Spider-Man No Way Home were the best parts of the MCU ever. There were moments of it.

That were the best. Right, but that's the thing that it's bothering. No, no, no, no, no, I'm not, but I'm gonna continue, I'm gonna see the critique. I get you though, you're right. There are moments that stand above everything else in MCU, but overall as a film, there was plenty, there was many moments that were just like, what the fuck?

I think the first, I think, what? Oh, sorry. No, I was just going to ask a question. Are we ever, do you think we're ever going to get a Spider-Man that feels as, are we too fucked with nostalgia? Are we ever going to get something that feels like, man, I want to actually sit down and watch this, the Sam Ramey, the Spider-Man's.

Like, when I sit down and watch them, I feel, I can sit down and watch the entire thing and not feel like when I'm watching Andrew Garfield's or, the Tom Holland ones, there's moments that I do like, but I don't really want to sit down and watch the entire movie. Like, do you think we'll ever get that? I think, I think the next Spider-Man movie,

the next Spider-Man series, now look, the next, it's the MCU, so it's not a good track record. But I think the next Spider-Man movies have the potential to do that. I think they're going to fail because of the fact that it's just the nature of the MCU it's not been looking good.

I think that the very, The nature of it being so interconnected with everything else means that nothing is ever going to feel contained in that way again. And that's kind of, unless, and that's part of the reasons why some of the best movies lately, some of the best superheroes, some of the best superhero movies lately have been one-offs or ones that are complete. Like the Batman was fucking awesome. I know people don't like it, whatever. That was fun as fuck. The fact that people don't like that movie blow my mind. Like, the fact that people don't like that movie blows, like, makes me go angry.

What are there, well, keep, we'll visit that again. What are you sick, Chris? Well, I was saying, like, I mean, I think of, I think of the Batman. I think of, um, Joker was fucking dope. And that wasn't even really like a, and I even think of, you know, honestly, even though Suicide Squad by James Gunn is, is technically a sequel, it's also kind of like, it's its own, like, you don't, it's, like, it's, like, rebooted, kind of like this own thing. No, you don't need to watch the first one.

No, you don't need to do the first one at all. But that, dude, James Gunn's Suicide Squad is a fucking fun movie. That is a, that is a lot. really fucking fun. I like that movie way, way more than I expected to. And not just, and I'm a big James gun fan. So that should be maybe expected. But like, I mean, I don't know. I just feel like when a movie feels self-contained like that, it's just like it feels refreshing. Whereas like now it's like, even with Spider-Man that, with that, you know, the seeing Toby again and seeing Andrew again and seeing obviously the, Willem Defoeke killing it again. It was super cool to see that. But the whole

movie doesn't feel like, I think the first half and the second half of those, that movie feels like two completely different movies. It's like the first half feels like a, like some weird like, like, almost like a Disney channel like let's go collect bad guys. I was almost like

the first half of that movie feels like American Dragon Jake Long and the second half of that movie feels like a real fucking dire like actual serious Spider-Man movie. And it does, right? And it does. And it does feel like them at the same time, the fact that even Tobin and Andrew in that movie takes away from the film. As much as I love seeing them.

No, you're right. As far as I love seeing Toby McGuire. I love seeing Andrew Garfield get respected. He deserves. You know, Tom Holland has to put, Tom Holland has the acting chops to do it. He can be Spider-Man. I have the, he can do that. But what happens is for so long, he was just up under other people, just under other people.

and they did it again. They even did it again in this movie. And it's just like, why? It's time. It's time to just make a live action, the Spider-Man animated series live action. Stop. Insanely buffed Peter Parker.

When he puts on the costume, it's actually like less buff for whatever reason. The fact that that's real is crazy to me, bro. I can't get over that shit. I love it. That's crazy. Smaller in the suit, dude. But I do want to shout out.

I do want to shout out one particular aspect of, Because you were talking about scores earlier. Yeah. And pretty much every movie in Phase 4 is, you know, garbage on some level. Like, I think Spider-Man is probably, like, the one with the most... The Spider-Man one is the best written one, because even as it fumbles, it's still, like, at least manages to have, like, a coherent theme, and it works out at the end. But Dr. Strange had an awesome score. Because that was Danny Elfman and Sam Ramey working together for the first time in ages.

And that score is awesome. is awesome. You're right. And that movie's super well directed, even though the script sucks balls and it makes no sense why anything is going on. Like, it's fucking badly. I think I can say that. Like, I think Sam Ramey directed that movie in a cool way when they let him. But if they just let like someone competent write it so he can be like, like, if they gave him a good blueprint, he'd be like, all right, cool, I can make this look like this and that.

Like, there's moments in that movie where Dr. Strangess is. running through a sewer, bro. What? What the... Dr. Strange is running through a sewer from the Scarlet Witch. You know who else is... Thank you. Thank you for saying the Scarlet Witch.

She's running. No, limping, hobbling, in fact. Oh, she's, yeah. She's like a gremlin, and I'm like... It's written so badly. It's written... Why? Dr. Strange, the Social Supreme.

The most... skilled magic user ever and Wanda Maximoff someone that can make niggas not be themselves anymore She killed a bunch of people just seconds ago and then she's like meh Man you could tell though that that movie was

rewritten a million because that was originally supposed to come out before Spiderverse I'm pretty sure not Spiderverse The the live action Um technically the original When it came out like a 20 like 17 It was supposed to come out before The thing came out when they um When they showed everything at that that that

that block in them. So it definitely had, so it definitely had like a million rewrites and you could tell because it's just like, there's so much shit that goes on in that movie that makes nose. Like,

why are they in the future and then like, or like some alternate dimension and then they step on a beam and then the beam explains their backstory. And then America's backstories that her lesbian moms

were killed by bees or something. And so it's fucking insane. But like, but dude, like I can't deny like, as I was watching that movie, I was like, I don't know what the fuck is going on,

but this is cool to watch. Like whatever the fuck. I kind of had fun. Like, yeah, it's a fun movie to watch because it's directed well. And it's like, okay, well, at least that's there. But the script is garbage. Spider-Man is like, the script is all over the place. And it's, it's well-directed sometimes.

But then it's, you know, it's, I don't know, man. It's weird. They don't know what they're fucking doing anymore. But I don't know. We'll see. Anyway, I don't even know what the question was at this point, but sorry. Yeah, something about how did you feel about some shit? Well, I hope we answered your fucking question.

We'll do it. We'll do one more. We'll do one more. And then we'll get on out of here. Stroud wrote in. He says, What up, you devious disciples of the church of Chun Lee's cheeks?

As a member of your Australian viewer contingent, sign me up. As a member of your Australian viewer contingent, I was wondering if you had seen or heard about what's been happening to an Australian comedian slash journalist YouTuber, friendly Jordy's. If you haven't already, I'd recommend watching one of the most recent videos on his channel. It's a bit long and fucking wild story that ends up with his house being firebombed. This leads to my question.

I heard a little. little bit about this, by the way. I haven't looked super into it, but I think some comedian that I respect or watch a lot was talking about this a couple months ago, but I never actually followed it up. This house got fire bomb. That's crazy. This leads my question to my question, what is the worst Kafkaesque moment or insanely surreal and illogical calamity that either you've experienced personally or seen someone else's experience? Kafkaesque I used to know the meaning of. I don't. I used to know what that meant. For some reason, I'm blanking on it right now.

Kafka-ask. Characteristic or reminiscent of the oppressive nightmares. Oh, that's very specific. So, I mean... I don't know. I don't know. That's a wildly specific question. But I do want to say, I appreciate the fact that we got some viewers down in Australia.

Hell yeah. Australian women are incredibly attractive. I will say... For no reason. God bless you. Your country is okay by me. For no damn. just good looking

damn dude but yeah as far as like man I'm tired now the surreal and illogical collant surreal I'll say this the most surreal

one of the most surreal moments I've ever had in my life what it wasn't even like out of out of reverence or anything me and Sweeney were at a buffalo wild wings at like three in the morning once oh my god

and we were just like I don't remember what the context was we were just like awake super late We were probably like playing video games or like fucking around and doing some nonsense. And neither of us could sleep and we were hungry. So he was like, let's go to B-dubs because it's like one of the only places that's open and walkable.

And also I wanted some cheese curds because that shit's delicious. And we were sitting there waiting for our food and then Cat Williams walks out from the Buffalo Wild Wigs with like this security guard. And he's like saying hi to everybody and he's like moving around. And he just, Sweden and I just looked to each other I was like was that fucking Was that Cat Williams

In this Buffalo Wildlings At 3 a.m. It was like a Tuesday too It was like a very bizarre That was just a confusing moment But As far as surreal moments go Like that was one of them

Outside of like being at like John Tron's wedding Or things like that Cat Williams sticks out to me I had a very weird experience one time I think it was in seventh grade Or something like that There was, I can't remember if it was games works, game works or powerhouse or whatever the fuck, the block of orange.

And I was playing that, there was like this, what do you call it? It's, you would play Tekken 3, but you would stand, you would put one foot on this platform, and you would punch and kick and you would make them move, essentially. You were kind of like fighting yourself, and it was bullshit. It didn't work very well. But Magic Johnson. was there with his kids, and he was in the same area. And I was like, oh, shit, what the hell is he doing here? And I walked up to him, and I was like, hey, when you're done, could you wipe down the machines, bro?

And, uh, and, uh, and then he, uh, he apologized and he, um, he obliged. Well, that's nice to he obliged at least. Yeah, you're blind. I was like, hey, I just, you know, I didn't need to. elaborate. He knew why. He knew why. Is that real? I mean, is that a real fucking story? Like, how much of that is

real? Well, most of it was real. Not that. I obviously didn't. No one touched that machine, though. Not a soul touched that damn machine afterwards. Everybody was like, I don't know if I got any open cuts. Oh, no.

All right, listen. All right, guys, we're, uh, I don't know. Yeah, we got it. We got to get the fuck out of here. It's red in here, as you can see. So we've got to get moving.

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