The Snark Tank - #146: Sween Is Not Well

Episode Date: March 13, 2023

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Go to Patreon.com slash the Snark Tank and support us over there. We got a bunch of cool stuff. Nothing happened this week, which is something I always say before, I don't know, a famous comedian gets assassinated or a fucking dog is found on the sun or just some fucking nonsense. Big news. So I expect tomorrow, the day that you're hearing this, I expect massive news to happen. so I apologize but we're not going to be covering that

whatever it is that's the problem with this topical bullshit man we should just we should just be we just turn on the microphone and then the first end happens is the is the episode now this is why I said early on we should just make things up

we should make things up we should be like I can't believe Helen Keller came back out of hiding I can't believe they found Tupac alive and he was he was building discount sham wows in Taiwan

like this things like that I don't hate I honestly don't hate that at all I think it would be so funny just to invent news yeah every every every week we just we

we come together before the show and we compare like fake news articles that we thought of we should make a show called fake news or we should do that can be an extra show

that can be a once a month extra show we do. Yeah, fucking whatever. I do fake news also and it's just some shit. It's something. We just say lies about famous people. Yeah. I don't know. But we do a little bit of studying so it's worse.

So it's like a little bit of information with a bunch of misinformation because that's the most dangerous. That is the most dangerous. That's the most dangerous. But you can't call it fake news though. No, no, no, no. Yes, it's still. It's still vastly fake. Just because it's fake news doesn't mean it's not real or

legitimate. I mean, that's true. But I would, I would love to like how we thought about, oh, let's call it a minority report. And then it's just, it sounds kind of reputable on the surface. Yeah, yeah. You listen. And it's just

horseshit, piles of horseshit. Lies. Like there's an inth, there's an inth of truth to it. But it's so many lies. And it's like, damn. Yeah. And we don't, and we talk about it now being fake and we don't bring it up ever again being fake after this moment. It's definitely more lies than truth for sure. Imagine this. Imagine this. So, uh, C-PAC just happened, right?

Yeah. And, and- C-Pack. We'll see back again? C-Pack is a conservative thing, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, they go like every year or some shit, uh, maybe even multiple times. I don't always see, like, for some reason, always see it.

Because you're conservative. Like in the news for some fucking reason. Yeah, he's a conservative. Yeah, that's definitely why you fucking see it. I don't see it. Absolutely. No, I mean, I will actually pay attention to the news, so, you know. Yeah, because you're a conservative.

Yeah, conservative people only like to be informed, I guess. Exactly, from your point of view. You're just proving your point, but whatever. Absolutely. You know, yeah, totally. But yeah, no, there's this guy named Michael Knowles. I would love to, I would love to make fake news reports on this guy. But yeah, he was the guy that said, like, oh, transgender needs to be eradicated.

It would be great to take that headline and completely, because he, he, He got into some beef with Rolling Stone magazine. And I'd love to become Rolling Stone magazine and put my headline of what he actually said. Oh, just make it worse. I think that would be a very, very good, like, telling people with trying with a straight fucking face that he said he wanted to personally, I don't even want to say it. I don't even want to say it. He wanted to personally cure every transgender person. You want to, he wanted to.

I had something, I was just trying to think of how could I nerf this? How could I, how could I nerf him? It's a hard, it's a hard statement to nerf. It's like, yeah, it's a very difficult one. Powerful. I didn't really look into it at all because I just, I don't give a shit about what Michael know, like any of these people. I saw the fucking speech.

And I was just like, oh, come. I watched it. I was like, this, these people are real. It's just. people are real people cheered what makes it scary is that people cheered that's what that's what's always fucked me up about like fucking horrible speeches yeah it's just like people are like yay I'm just you're reminded me up you're saying evil stuff you're you don't remind me of a little bit you remember when Christopher judge accepted his award for god of war at the video game awards and he stayed

up there for like 25 minutes it was dope off on this like Joe Biden level diatribe about like just like random stories from his youth. And everybody was just funny because like no one would have went up there and stopped him. No, I didn't think not a soul. Everybody would have been like, he's let him be done. I'm not going to stop him.

You got to bring back the cane, man. You got to fucking bring back that long ass cane and Jake the motherfuckers off stage. Yank a motherfucker off stage. I don't care how reputable you are, bro. No, I was real. They have real.

I think it was real. You're out of your fucking mind. I think it was real. Are you stupid? They didn't. You know. Chris, you don't how many things that are more ridiculous than that are 100% true? Kingston, they did not in old showtimey, like, random award shows in the 40s have a fucking 40-foot, 50-foot, 60-foot cane where they yanked people off-screen in a-a-kete.

Were you alive back then, Chris? Do you really know? Do you really know, Chris? Or he's going to assume you know. He was going to make an assumption, Chris. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have a great photo of my uncle, my great, great-great-great-uncle floating through the air on the, on the, the smell streams of a pie.

That's like, that's a thing that you say. That is not, Chris, that is not, Chris, the fact that you and your mind really think that someone floating toward a pie and people just having a large cane and Yankee people offstage are equivalent and ridiculous. They are literally equivalently ridiculous. They're not. They are not. Wait, wait, wait.

Look, dude. So, wait, are you saying the action of like getting yanked off like, like, or Or are you saying just somebody taking a long cane and jerking you with it? Let me tell you. The idea that like a board of people in the 40s and 50s or whatever the fuck decided at award shows, hey, if people are going over time, instead of playing music loudly to cue them off, which they've done forever, let's build a 50 to 60 foot long cane that can reach from backstage to the microphone. that that is somehow big enough to be levied by like one or a few people to pull one person off all like 50 feet across the stage off screen in an effective way to move on to the next bit.

That is a fucking cartoon. That's not real. I think it's possible. I could say it's, I look, I'm not going to stand by the fact that it's 100% true. But that definitely sounds possible. Find me footage of fucking, I don't even know. Like, who's, who's, uh, Clark Gable? Find me footage of Clark Gable being pulled with a fucking cartoonishly large cane

off the stage of like the fucking Oscars for going over time with his speech. Find me that footage. It's not fucking real because it's cartoon shit. It's a way for them to fucking save on animation. Also, can you imagine how many people, you get fucking concussions. Oh, yeah, people. That's what I'm talking about. They stopped using it.

I would say they stopped using it. You're out of your fucking mind Like okay we should probably stop this We broke this guy's spine Because we yank too hard I love the idea that the audience Would just slowly kind of see this cane Like coming out from the side

Because they couldn't do it as fast as a cartoon clearly Because that would be fucking insane Oh of course not That's missing frames But then I literally just found footage in 1922 Holy shit I just found it too What is it? Let me see So this thing

It's sad, Derek. So this Roman, this guy dressed like a, I actually, it's probably Roman. I didn't really, it wasn't paying attention. But he's dressed like some type of warrior and he's doing some gay little dance. You know, he like, when it's supposed to like, it's supposed to be over, but he slips under it like, oh, yeah. Like I'm going to keep going and dancing like a retard because like I'm still in the show. And then motherfuckuckers backstage get pissed and yank his ass off. Let me see.

Where is it? If you would, if you, if you, I'm about to post it right now. Wait, where's the chat? Is there no chat? I think I just accidentally somehow closed it. I think I, wait. The chat itself? Oh, wait, here it is.

There is I see the chat. No, I was, I'm just having, it's not giving me the option to. I have to see this. Okay. Okay, here we go. All right, so hopefully this pulls it up. Getty images. No problem.

Now, it's exactly how you would imagine how it would be in real life and not how you're imagining it cartoonishly, you know. Wait, where is it? I don't see it. You don't wait until it shows up. I don't have patience for this. Did you click on it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's like a 31 second clip. And it shows, it shows like this guy that kind of looks like Hitler backstage.

There's definitely a film. Yeah, that's definitely like, it's not real. That's like a film. The concept is like you understand. Of course the concept, yeah. But I think the concept is a cartoon thing. I don't think it is I think it happened and I think it was like

wasn't they funny this happened in the cartoon I don't know how that sounds so crazy to you I just I don't think it happens like in the cartoons I am the only one with film experience here that's why it sounds insane because it's something that that means nothing because they would go over they go over they go over the hook

they really do they go over the game this is why we stopped using the hook you would you would to call you went to university and shit and they're like all right fucking all right here's this chapter on the fucking hook cane. I can drag people off the fucking stage. I can guarantee you.

I have one million percent confident that that is not a real thing that they used to do to people on stage when they were taking too long. I am a million percent confident. Are you picturing like fucking reputable prestigious award shows? Because obviously they wouldn't fucking do that there. We're talking about dumbass plays. No, but that's like the point. That's the whole idea is that it happens at prestigious awards shows.

Do you think they didn't used to throw fucking like fruit at people? No, listen. Everything has happened. in the prospect of everybody doing it. There's some, there's a fucking, the pain Olympics are real. That's not a, but you're not going to see Jimmy Fallon shoving a fucking,

a jar up his anus on the, on like, channel fucking four at like fucking 7.30 p.m. I'm talking about real actual things, the Oscars, but they're, I don't know, I don't ever have to the Oscars.

I wouldn't say it happened to the Oscars. I wouldn't say that. Let me put it this way. I would see that as that way. Let me put it this way. I am not, I would not be surprised if a, child or a man at some point

yanked somebody with a cane on the side of the fucking road or on the, on like the street because of course, why the fuck not? There are people smoking crack and jerking off in the sewers. Why the fuck wouldn't there be somebody pulling people on the neck with a cane? But that's not like a standard industry crack. You are being

very on the spectrum about this. Because you're fixated on like the Oscars or some shit. In the fucking context of it, not of course, even in cartoons, where do they do it? Do they do it at fucking the Oscars? Literally. Isn't this someone where like they're doing a sketch? No, it's usually, it's usually like somebody's doing a fucking comedy bit or something.

And it sucks to being booed and they yank them off. I don't know, random, random comedy saloons. Where does it take place at fucking clubs and theaters? What are you talking about? The thing that I remember specifically was Bug Bugs Bunny at like, or like, it was one of the Looney Tunes or something. And they were at like a, an opera or whatever. And there was a can that was used to pull him off stage or whatever. that's the one that I remember specifically

I maybe maybe not an opera but that would be fun I feel like it's not unbelievable what I'm saying what I'm saying is the juxtaposition of that ridiculous method of pulling people off stage mixed with the very proper format of something like an opera or like a proper stage show or like a prestigious award show

is what makes that funny somebody pulling somebody with a cane if it's meant to be there in the prospect of like a three stooges shit isn't that funny in comparison Like, imagine if Will Smith, imagine if Will Smith got pulled by a cane before he slapped Chris Rock.

That's funny. That's hilarious. I'm not denying that that's funny, but there is, there's, uh, so the, like, when you type in the hook, like, say, for example, Donna Duck, there's a clip, it's called the Vanderville Hook. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's, uh, the Vanderville Hook.

That's what it's, like, called, like, so, yeah, Vadov. Sorry. Oh, vaudeville. V-A-U. Vodville. Oh, yeah, I'm fucking, I'm an idiot. I just, I'm just reading it fast like this and trying to.

So, yeah, it says that. And when you pull up some of the clips, like, what the hell is this a stream from somebody? What the fuck is this? A drop the cow on bad, overly long axe with the hook, a certain hook, blah, blah, blah, oftentimes. But in cartoons, you don't even need to be on stage to get the... Dumbass acts. Like, it's not, like, prestigious shit. You know what I mean?

Yeah, so this happened at, like, this happened. It happened. the way of removing people off of the stage. I'm like Eric, I'm like Eric Andre level productions of the era. No,

no, not at, not at like fucking, not at the Grammys, not at like an NAACP speech. But, but I,

not like, it would be so much better if they did. Oh no, it would be funny as shit if the middle fucking, I have a dream speech. I have a dream.

That would, you, boom! They pull him a fuck off stage. That would be a little a little bit of a little bit of, it would be funny. They pull him offstage.

Like, I would love to see Christopher Judge wrestling with that fucking cane. Like, he's wrestling with the hook. Yeah, he's fucking, like, it's coming out, and he's fucking fighting. And it's got him. He's like, oh, he goes into the fucking Spartan range. And it's like, oh, he can really do that.

He's really like that. So you find out he's the only one who actually has, like, magic. He's the only guy. Oh, wow. is real. And they had to make him a white man in the game. They can't give black people that. They can't give that to a black person on stage.

You think they were like, we need the, we need the protagonist to be more white. How are we going to make him more white? Oh, I don't kill his family and put his ashes on him, I guess. Yeah, and that was the excuse. We'll know he's black. We can't.

We got to make him even whiter. What if the vaudeville? Let him go to Scandinavia. What if the vaudeville hook? is just an entity. And it's not wielded by anybody. It just shows up. I love that.

It doesn't think you're funny. It takes you away and it eats you. I love that as an idea. It's just like so you really, so you know truly if you're good or not. Yeah. You'll know. You'll know because that there's never taken me away.

I'm still here. I'm funny. I've never been. I've never been laughing and that's fine. I've never even seen the vaudeville hook. That's how good I am. You guys may not be laughing. That's fine.

You can boom. all you fucking want. The hook thinks I'm funny. That's why I'm still here, bitch. Has anyone never beat the hook, though? No. No, you can't. No, you can't beat the hook.

It's just too powerful. You can't. When the hook grabs you and it takes up, it's like a jet taking off. You have no chance. You have no chance. Like an F-22 just decided to fly away, you're just gone. That's it.

That's fucking disgusting. It leaves your clothes behind. That's how fast you get pulled away. That's so, Stupid. Kills you. Holy fuck. His pants, his pants

and shirt are still here. I'm not confident you'd have to be to perform knowing that that could happen. The people that are performing would be how old. The people that perform would be truly hilarious. Like truly the funniest motherfuckers ever.

A million percent. Yeah. No, they would be top, top tier. No more Amy fucking Schumers. She kind of, she's not been in the scene for fucking age. Doesn't she like, she's like a producer now, right?

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It's not good. Oh, man. I thought she was, like, watched it? I thought I could at least... I had a guy that I trust a YouTuber. He watches shit, so you don't have to. Like, you watch. Oh, Nestle.

Shob's first special, stuff like that. And then he just breaks it down in a very good way. He breaks it down objectively. And I was just like, oh, wow, he's describing all the sketches. And I'm like, I don't get it because I don't, I just, I don't get it. I just, I don't know what people see in her, I guess, but whatever. I thought that I could at least respect. He stepped away.

I thought I could at least respect the fact that she was like, okay, I'm not good at this. Let me step back and produce other comics. Because that's what she's been doing for, like, a number of years. Oh, well. Yeah, she's related to Chuck Schumer, I'm pretty sure. I don't know what the exact relation is, but I know that I know that is real. Yeah, real. One time I was watching a Tileb, like, concert and she was there.

And I was like, why are you here? She likes, why was she? I feel like he wouldn't even want her there. Why are you here? Why are you here? Do that, that, do. Have you ever, have you ever, have I been, watched um i may have followed him in a while but on twitter that motherfucker was so entertaining

because he's just he's he's he's he's he's he's ho-tep essentially he's fucking five percent he's fuck he is i wouldn't say that i think that's an exaggeration i he's not a no quite of it i followed him quite a bit i'm a big fan of him too he's not him he's not a fucking holtap he's not like fucking like boozy like boozy and them are crazy they're like insane he basically is dude he it's it's to the point where there's a there's a white rapper uh named diabolic that uh i used to i was actually friends with and i would always see them going back and forth and it was usually you know this dude's the white devil and all this shit and it was the most entertaining shit ever and i always feel i always feel we always feel

awkward about like i see him on certain shows and then he has to like interact with certain white people and I'm just thinking what is he thinking in the back of his head really that he can't say. He's like, oh, you're going to be buried. You're going to ruin my culture. I know you are. And news flash, news flash, what's happened to hip hop? It's ruined because of Eminem. Stupid.

I'm, I'm, dude, do we all agree that Eminem should get back on drugs? Do we all agree? I mean, I, I don't know, he, he started, he, we all agree. He was bad well before he got off drugs in all fair. Not bad. He was on a, decline. Well, before he went, we got off drugs. I feel like when he went to, when he actually got clean, that's when his, like,

because his anger and frustration, which really fatted to his creativity when he was high. I think, I think he's fucked up, but he started, his mind started clearing as he got older, like simply and he was like, I'd now have to become clean. And I think, because he was, relapse recovery, revive, although those are garbage. But even before that, there was a drop in quality. Like, I like the Eminem show, but it's definitely not as good as like Infinity or like Marsha Maddis LP 1 and 2. Even part 2 is not that good. You know, it's, it's a decline. Part 2 was after all that shit. It was a steady decline, you know, no, no shade to him. I think when it comes to freestyle rappers, which is his thing, he is probably like number,

number, between number one and three. Look, here's the question. Here's the thing. And this is what I is I absorb a lot of music. I do notice with most artists that after a couple of decades or whatever, their music does decline. It's just not as good as it used to be. The question is why. And what I mean by that is there's, it's rare. And here's an example.

Here's a rare example. So Slip Not's been out for about 20-some years. Their two albums, the first two albums are, or really the first three albums are like critically acclaimed and stuff, whatever. Usually their most popular song came from that era of early 2000s.

However, 2019, they dropped an album. And one of the singles on that album is just as popular as anything they released almost two decades ago, which is a really almost impossible thing to do. There's very few artists that have that.

Like the only artists, I think that's proof, like rap-wise, because people, the people say like, oh, you're a goat for a period of time, but it changes. Nas recently, he had an album with Kanye West in like 2014-15

And it was a bad album because Kanye in general is not able to Focus himself to make a project other than his He'll work on his project He'll do work for that But he'll be scattered-brained Nas has recently come out with three albums King of Disease 1, 2 and 3 And each and every one of them

Has reached higher heights than the previous ones Naz is acclaim that's like the greatest rapper of all time. He's every rapper's favorite rapper. Yeah. And now he's proven, he's just again proven at 47 year old that if you got it, you still got it. You know, same thing with Jay Z. People hate Jay Z all they want. Jay Z has proven that if he's going to sit down and make a project, it will be a good project.

If he wants it to be. But what do you think about, like, I guess what do you think it is about, because you would think everybody would want to make music on the same level as the stuff that really got them to break through. It's because of the commercial deals, man. You get on out, you get on record labels. You got to have this out, right? Well, let's even think of like an artist that aren't even at that level.

It just seems to is it maturity? Is it like, say, an M&M? Is it mature? Is it like you're just an old dusty ass nigga and you just don't want to do shit anymore really? Is that it? You change, you know, the biggest, the biggest thing is that people sounds change.

You know, artists sounds change. It's how it works. You know, it's like how your taste changes. And even if it's something is not good, it's different from what people want them to have. So people will complain about it. It's happened to rise against. People didn't like the last like three Rise Against albums. Even though I still think they're good albums, they're just different, you know?

Same thing with, um, you feel the same way about that, Chris? I've liked every single one of them, to be honest with you. I think, uh, wolves, which was 2017, I thought it was not very good, but I think it was, that was mostly because it was like, the mixing on that record was just like really rough. Like, it was like mixed. I don't even hate, I don't even hate wolves. It's just different. But yeah, I mean, because they're aging. They're getting older. But the thing that I would agree with

is just generally it's like, it really depends on the music that you're making too, because like some, I mean, when you're doing stuff like punk or, like, really like hard rock or anything like that, your voice is going to

decline. Like, if you're rapping, like that's a breeze in comparison. as far as like as far as like as far as like the strain on your on your voice obviously you know some people deal with that better over

over time but I don't think I don't think I don't think Rising Against is ever going to come out with an album that surpasses Suffer and the Witness and that was like 2006 and that's fine by me

think that is because I think why do you think that is well because I well for me I just think like that was a very particular that's a very specific time and I was also a very

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everyone's a fan of him somewhat, you know, but he made, what's it called? To Pit butterfly, right? Everyone will always say Butterfly is his best album, right? I agree. I think it's his best piece of work. He's made two studio albums since then, and he's made like one collaboration album.

And people, he's probably never going to surpass that because at that, when you're a newer artist, right, you make one project, right? And it's good. You make one really good project. And like, can you top that new, that project, right? And you top it. And what happens is that people are going to constantly

want you to reach that high height, but no one ever really does. No one ever, no one constantly tops themselves because it's hard to. Not without some misses. I think, I don't know. I think it comes out to like maybe like being what Nas did. He had some misses and he got now he's at like this.

He's up with Elmatic again, you know? I think it might come down to boredom too. Like you might just get bored of kind of the same. Like people try to like maybe like do some extra shit where it's like, let me try something completely different. And that works out really great sometimes and sometimes it doesn't. I think Paramore is a fucking fantastic example where like Paramore was doing kind of like the same thing for a little bit. And then they just completely fucking completely shifted.

Have you heard their newest their newest EP? Yeah, I like it. I like it a lot. I love it. Here's the interesting thing. Because I have a different opinion about that. I think their music is good.

The new shit, like, after 2013, like 2017 to now the latest shit that they've dropped. I like it. But to me, it's more of, this is my wish.

This is me of being, stubborn is not the word I'm looking for. It's more Like Haley Williams doing her own thing? Yeah, the Haley Williams experience, and I miss Paramore. Paramore is one of my old-time favorite fucking bands, and I'm like, that shit. Now, I will say, in my opinion, in my humble opinion, maybe there's a chance that they could come back because even though I don't like his music, Machine Gun Kelly is reviving pop punk. And Demi Lovato recently dropped a pop punk album that's actually kind of good.

It's actually like... Teddy Lovato, really? I was surprised. Yeah. I was actually pleasantly surprised that it was good. It wasn't like fucking dog shit. Because whoever she worked with knew what they were doing. And she, like, Machine Gun Kelly, he can play the guitar.

The instruments are fine. But he's just dog shit as a pop punk artist. He just doesn't get it. Oh, I had a person. Oh, yeah, just full, full of through, just a piece of shit. And I, but I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm seeing someone of a revival of pop punk, which I've always been a big fan of, so I'm hoping. Look, I hate pop punk.

You heard, um, fallout boy, their latest song. Yeah, not bad, it's actually, it's actually not bad at all, but, but, but, you know, it's crazy about that song, they, they stopped, go ahead. That song sounds a lot like, that sound, that sounds like, thanks for the memories era, like, like, like, that's what I'm saying. And it's kind of interesting that they're able to do that. And I don't know. I'm the, I am the one person on always.

I, the pop punk era music was genuinely my least favorite. Like, I hated being alive at that period of time. I hate it. I hated existing. How dare you? Because I just, that was not, I did not think it was good music. I thought it was very whiny and way more serious. A lot of it is.

Then it was. And I was like, this is dumb. And I was so, I was surrounded. I was surrounded. I was surrounded by people that invalidated my music choice for that period of time. I was stuck around them. And I couldn't go anywhere to figure that I couldn't drive. I couldn't take a train back to the city because I was like 12, 13.

But for more classic paramour, I will suffer the pop punk. I will happily. I will suffer it. I don't know, man. Pop punk is even that bad of a genre personally. It's like it's really not that bad of a drummer. Because I like Fallaw Boy. Here's the thing.

Here's the thing. It's always like the fucking, I don't know, it was like this with the 80s too. And like we, there are songs, especially when you're growing up in that time that are very popular and are very annoying. I never liked All American Rejects and fucking like, I don't know, like that shit. Like it always bothered the hell on me. I was never huge on my chemical romance, but like there was some stuff that. I really fucking thought was really cool. I thought his voice was awesome.

And the guitar, like, my couple of romance reminds me, like, guitar-wise. Like, they remind me a lot of, like, queen, like, the way that they were able to, like, fucking just rip some crazy shit and just, like, do these weird key changes, and it was, like, really operatic. Very cool shit. And it's the same thing with anything. It's like, dude, some of the, some of the hip-hop that I remember growing up with, the stuff that was really popular was so fucking horrible.

Like, or just so, so grading. Like, it's getting hot in it. Fucking, shut the fuck. up. Dude, remembering, remembering the Atlanta era of hip-hop music. That's when rock died and hip-hop started to be coming the thing.

And that's when Soldier Boy and all those motherfuckers showed up in a ruined hip-hop. They stained our genre of music. All those southern fucks. I hate the South for that shit. They ruined hip-hop. They made white people hate it more because all they did was joke about the worst parts of it. Yeah, but I had to suffer that as a child. But I'll, but I'll say this.

Like, I don't know, man. Like, I think, uh, that new Paramour album is really fucking good. Like, even, even from, um, why is awesome, man. I think, uh, yeah, the, the news is great. Like, fucking. It's just, I don't know. It's, it's, I like that. I understand what people say when, when they're like, I wish, I wish we got more of that stuff.

And I think, honestly, to rise against has been consistent for a long time. Like, there's sound. has been pretty much entirely the same. And I love that. It's like old reliable. But the expense of that is I'm never going to hear a rise-again song again that takes me by surprise. I'm going to hear one that I like for sure. Like it's going to be like, oh, I like this one and this is going on my playlist for sure.

Like there's never been one that's come out that has no songs that I put on my playlist. You know what I mean? There's always something there that I really like. But it's never going to like surprise me in the same way that I was surprised when I first found them. And I like that Paramore is able to do this where there is. able to have like that like misery business kind of and you know that they can do that but then they can do something like this is news or after laughter and it's like and they're able to make it really well and it's surprising and it's enjoyable that they it's cool

to know that an artist that you respect and like is versatile in that way and I wish I wish more artists would do that like even if it's weird like one of my favorite things recently was um the lead singer of rise went on um what the fuck is it I can't remember what um Was it? Come on. Jimmy Fallon? No. Yeah.

Oh, man. What the fuck is it? Oh, AWOL nation. He did a song with AOL nation. And it was like really weird. It was like not what I would expect out of him. And it was pretty fucking cool.

It was like, it was a different vibe entirely. But I was like, this is dope. Do you mean Tim? Tim did? Yeah, Tim McGareth. It was,

it was, it was, Beds are burning or something. It's not my favorite song ever. It's really funny because like, It's funny because you It's funny because they're They're constantly

I don't know if they're from New York But the rise of Chicago Constantly from their Constantly spotted with the Lincoln Park Obviously because they're obviously they're cool They're saying like era music Rise against his Chicago And so are fall up boy I think as well

And like a lot of those guys It was funny how often you would see them at like Hip Hop concerts Like that was a thing You would just see like Rise against this at like a fucking like Jay Z concert Or like at a Kanye concert

And it's like, what the It's weird, yeah This is weird Why, why are the Like, they have every right to be here That's just music But like, what are you doing here? Or like,

Or like fucking, what you call it? It was spotted at, um, this is the weirdest thing it threw me before. This is one for Chester Passed. But he was spotted at like a Joey Badass concert. And like he was giving like 19 year old Joey Badass Daps like how fires rapts are. And it's like, yeah.

This is music. Like, obviously a musician could tell another. a good musician, but like, what are you doing here? Why are you just in Brooklyn, Chester? Just in chilling out in Brooklyn singing in the subway. What are you doing? That's pretty, yeah, that's pretty cool. I mean, I like that. I like the diversity and then collabs. I mean, they could have been working on some weird shit. You never know.

That's true. That has never got released. Yeah, I mean, fucking Chester actually was working with the, before he died, the league guitarist of Lamb of God. They did a project together, which was fucking bizarre because they're just their genres are I mean they're still technically in the metal genre but they're so vastly different so it was weird

hearing this shit that sounds like Lamb of God but has Chester's vocals over it I was like I've never in my life would I have put that shit together and I love I because I was hip hop been doing this shit forever collabs it just makes sense and I'm glad that a lot of rock musicians

are starting to catch up in being like oh yeah let's fucking jump on I'm gonna jump on your project I'm trying by yours and that's something that I'm trying to do myself currently with just trying to

I've been working on a bunch of stuff behind the scenes and I'm trying to just tap a bunch of people on the shoulder just to get

different flavors because it's just cool it just sounds cool like like collabs even if they're not even like you may not even

know who the fuck the person is for example but then you just hear this different voice like oh shit who's this person this sounds really

dope with this music and stuff like that And, yeah, it's fun, man. It's fun, but I wonder, I was thinking about that Coheaton Cambria, and I was thinking about that song. I think it's called Welcome Home, if I remember that correctly. And to me, that's one of those songs that, you know, in the pop punk era, it was like, oh, this is what I would I consider like a masterpiece. And I wonder, are we going to get, it's been a long time as I've heard anything like that where I was this,

because I listen to the rest of coheating cameras catalog and I'm not really a fan It's not as good Like welcome home Welcome home is I mean much respect You know like I'm not big on them I don't think they're bad or anything

But like it's it's Welcome home is objectively Like The one big Like that is a great fucking That riff is awesome Like it's That was one of the first things

I wanted to learn how to play Like when I got a guitar I was like I have to learn how to play this Because it's such a fucking like How do you make that What even is the Like the theory Like the music theory behind making that riff

It's fucking awesome But so good Yeah Yeah I don't know And I just wonder like Yeah somebody Hi I'm Dr. Jake Goodman Host of Beyond the Script

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Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with?

Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Maybe is, can you think of a song that has come out since then that really impressed the fuck out of you? you're just like, wow, that was, that was excellent.

There's only, and I'm talking about literally this year, since then, like, since, think of, like, say, maybe, just think of a song that you, when you, when you've heard it, and it's just, it's so fucking impressive, like, where you think, like, this is. Like a song, period, or we, like, trap. Yeah. Yeah, just thinking, it's not even just, like, it's something that is so, it's almost too good. If you, if you know what I'm saying, because I feel like that was that song. like when I hear it it was like it kind of almost killed them because none of their other shit sounded any close to anything like that and it was just like wow this is a very

this is a bit off time this different artists very different artists very different genre the song that logic Logic made an album called um no pressure which is like it's supposed to be an album he retired with

but he came back afterwards and continued rapping because you know he was yeah what was that about because people people were trying to force him on the game because of the fact that he he is like a regular like most people is very uh he's a sensitive guy you know so people constantly talking shit about him

bitch niggas little pitch half. Have you guys, he's a bitch-ass hybrid d' nigga, he is. Let me ask you guys something. Let me ask you guys something. Have you heard Logic's most recent?

He did a song with, he did a song with Seth McFarlane. Yeah. No, he did it with Seth MacFarlane, not Sinatra. But it sounds like Sinatra. He did a song with Seth McFarland, and it's awesome.

Like, it's like, it's a really good fucking vibe. I somehow. And it's the most confusing thing I've ever. I was like, you say that it's awesome, totally threw me off guard.

Dude, it's not at all. What's crazy is this. I love logic, right? Like, I've been a fan of his sense. Like, I was, like, 2015, like a long time ago, my friend Jalen's sister Naila put me on to him. Because they're half black. So they were like, listen to him. He's fucking, he's dope.

And I was like, your life's game. Your rap choice doesn't matter as much. But, you know, it was funny as shit. So, um, I listened to it. And I was like going over his song. And his song called No Pressure Where It Starts, where it's like talking about like, talking about like it's um it's orson well speaking lyrics and he starts rapping and it has the voice of david not david who does solid snake's voice oh david hater right that's right he did he got

a hitter on a track that song david haters on the dude it's on the intro to the album bro and it's amazing it's so good i was like what the fuck logic logic has become one of the people that i like i pay explicit attention to whenever he puts out a new song because he's like the people he chooses to work with are so weird that I have to hear it like it's like Sethi Farland and David Hayter. He's a fucking nerd. Yeah he's a dude.

A famous nerd, a famous talented nerd, so that makes sense. I love it. I love get the family guy guy and I'm going to get my, I love fucking Metal Gear Solid so I'm going to work with David Hater. Dude, it's probably like that. It's such an amazing being. You start bumping to it. That's cool of shit. Actually. And you go to it. In fact, he also

put Orson Wells in the album, which is one of the coolest people in history genuinely, though he may be a fucking drunk, he's an awesome person so is this like going through it like listening to and you're just like, what are you doing? What are you doing? What do you do?

I'll check it out. I didn't even... It's the no pressure intro. It's going to surprise the shit out of you. Yeah, I didn't even know that he was doing anything. I wasn't super into logic until maybe like the last, maybe like a couple months to be honest.

Like I always heard like... Oh, interesting. I heard bits in, heard bits of it and I was like yeah I like this uh but I you know I never saw it out but like that that David Hater one was like this is so good that I'm gonna like this he gets made fun of a lot in hip hop because of

the fact that he he like Drake like many other artists he's vulnerable he's like he's not going out there trying to be the hardest motherfucker ever and what happened is he's openly talking about his problems does he do a lot of like uh I cried today and it wasn't enough or whatever like

well no not like that no he does more he does more like he talks about his trial you know, whether they're mental social. And people were like, if people were like, oh, you're too much. I don't think it's a problem at all because if either, because most people are talking about selling drugs and bullshit.

And he's just like, well, over my end, I'm talking about like what I, what I've lived, obviously. Like people don't make fun of, people don't make fun of what's his name. I love him. He sells drugs. Oh, he doesn't sell drugs. He wraps so well about selling drugs.

I forgot his name. It's Pushy T. Push-a-T is an amazing rapper, right? All he talks about is selling drugs, but he does it in a great way. It's been 15 years, bro. And you're like, he's not going to be a make-a-bar about selling drugs impressive. And then he does. And you're like, wow, I almost, he almost got me.

I almost was vindicated by this. Selling drugs, pretty cool, man. But then logic, he talks about just like his life is a half-black person. And it's invalidated because he's light-skinned or invalidating his shit. And it's just like, come on, dude. Well, see, he would be rapping about that shit, too. I'm biracial and they don't like me

like it's just like shut the fuck up man have a little bit of confidence and here's the thing I disagree there's a bunch let me put it this way let me put it this way there's a bunch of bands

especially in the pop punk era that had don't kill yourself songs they had them because you know because a lot of those type of people they kill themselves that era of time so they want to

so they make songs a bunch of the bands did it like they were like because they understood but so logic did the same thing but this is where people found it corny in the hip-hop community the name of the song

was the suicide hotline and so it was kind of like it just immediately felt fucking corny where it's like you can make a song about this shit but kind of like almost like advertising you see it's pretty

it's from the artist's perspective it's legitimately not well see look at it see from art's perspective it's like it's kind of like this say you wanted to draw a paint a beautiful picture like a fucking chicken or whatever. All right, cool, you did it.

But then it's also putting a huge fucking sign that says chicken where it's like, yeah, I fucking know, dude. Like, I know it's a,

it's a fucking, like, why? It's one of those glaringly things that just kind of like, just, it's something that is, there's really not a problem, obviously,

but like, it's just as an art, it comes across, it's like, I, I remember that. I remember that. It just comes,

it comes across, everything, bro. I think it's, no, it's, it's, there are plenty, there are plenty,

not that big of a deal. It's not about it being that big of a deal. No one's saying like to kill, no one's saying that logic should kill himself over it. It's just like, it's just like a lame, it's just like a lame creative choice. It's just like kind of bland. Yeah, it's just, it's like, eh, it's a little corny, man. Like, it's just, that's straight up. I thought it was like, I don't, I personally don't like that song.

Personally, I personally, I don't care about people killing themselves. I'm not. That's not my problem. But the fact is that like, like, like, like, I love logic and drugs. because I think he's a good rapper. I think unfortunately he collabs the M&M, and, you know, that drops your stock a little bit. Cotton pot, cotton, hot, chatt. But, you know, other than that, I think he's an amazing artist, and I've been a fan of this for a while, and I'm just like, damn, this.

Offly hot coffee pot. That's, dude. That's like, shuff it in my ass. No, it does not, Chris. That's Cypher sucks. Chris, you can't say that Cypher sucks. He, that intro is very bad. It's very bad, but he's still repaired it.

And I'm like, how. It's just so lame. It's just such a fucking lame. Am I wrong? Look, dude. Look, look, it's stupid. I think I ended up on that he used that segue is dumb. But he still cleaned it up with an insane 16.

And he's orange. Yeah. It's not about the, it's not about the corny segue. It's just about the like, why he's, he's freestyle rapping incredibly slowly about something that's not controversial at all. It was just so lame and bland and insane. and like fucking who cares. Of course you ate Donald Trump. You're a fucking rapper.

Of course. Of fucking course. Who cares? I think it was fire. I think bar for bar was fire. I was like, Jesus Christ. As an awfully hot coffee pot.

Should I spill it on Donald Trump? Probably not. Like, fucking shut up. Shut up. I don't even hate Eminem like you. I actually like Eminem like, but I just like I just stop it.

Just stop. It was still barred, bro. Go to bed. I cannot deny his ability. Bro, my parody of it, I think it ended up on World Star because I got so much hate. It was so funny. I just, I ran, I just went to a parking lot,

grabbed some toys, and my friend had a Hulk, incredible Hulk poster, and that was my fucking entourage just, you know, watching and shit. And I was just saying random shit. I don't even remember what I was saying. And I threw it up on,

and I think it got like half a mill. And it was so much. so many hair this fat ass nigga this and this and I was laughing so hard because I was like where did this get posted I didn't even know because it was this it was people that don't watch me that just somehow saw some random guy that shit I was powerful bro I love making people mad bro it's so funny it's so funny it's so really really really bad mentality to have but it's so fucking fun sometimes it's so bad I love upsetting people we like for you really really Do you remember when the...

Sorry. Do you remember when Prince Harry got married to Angela Merkel? What are the fucker name is? I don't know what the fucking talking about. Yeah. Yeah. So this happened in like 2017 or some bullshit. I only remember this because everyone was talking about it.

I don't give a solitary fuck about that shit, though, royal wedding. Who cares? But I put on one of my side channels that said, the truth about the royal wedding. and it was just 10 minutes of a guy, like the reporter saying, Prince Harry seems nervous, and then I just burp into the camera, and then it just cycles for 10 minutes.

And it was the amount of people that were furious and just mad that, like, thought it was going to be a real thing. It gave me, like, the hardest dick. It was so fucking funny. Because, like, it was the dumbest thing that I could I think of. I was like, all right, I really want to just, like, fuck with people.

and I thought like maybe there would be a couple of people like, oh, yeah, you got me. But there was people that were actually mad. I'm like, that's why I made it. Thank you.

It makes me feel good knowing I hurt them. Yeah, it makes me feel good. It's just like shit like that. It's, you know, some people get very upset over things that I'm like, come on, man,

it's not that. Yeah, you gotta fucking relax a little bit. Like, who the fuck cares about these people? I don't even know these people. Like, you said,

you said Angela Merkel or whatever, and I, I'm not even, I'm not even slightly kidding. I can't conjure an image of this person in my head. Like, I do not know what this person looks like. I don't even know if that's her name properly. Yeah, I really don't know.

Every time I say her name, I think of the ex-prime minister of Germany. I think that's probably who that is, actually. I think her name was like, hango of Merkel or something. Hold on a second. Wait, yeah, who's the, I don't even know. Like, who's the fucking Prince Harry? It's Prince Harry, right? Is that, wait, is Prince Charles?

Is Prince Charles the pedophile or is Prince Harry the pedophile? Oh, my God. I did say, wait. I said her name wrong because it's definitely, um, it's Megan Markles. Oh, Megan Markle.

I said, I said Angela Merkel. That was the, the private attorney. Former Chancellor of Germany. Which makes it so funny is that you said that and my brain was just like, all right. I knew her name.

I know her name. I know her name is. Because unfortunately my family, my family's tied in with them. British, people are going to fucking watch this. British celebrity culture is so like, I couldn't,

I couldn't give a, fuck. I couldn't give a fuck who these people are. Like there are some British comedians that I like, like, David Webb and like Jimmy Car and that shit, but that's about all, that's it. That's all I'm paying attention to. I like Ricky Jervais. I like, oh, kind of. He's kind of gotten weird lately. He's gotten a little cringe. He kind of seems stuck in 2016. Yeah, he's very, like, oh. There's a lot of people who are stuck. Like, he does that material now where like he comes out with a new special. It's just him

reading things off of Twitter and it's like, ah, this is kind of lazy. Yeah, yeah. Which is frustrating too because he's funny. Like, I've liked him a lot One of my favorite jokes One of my favorite jokes ever Ever is by Ricky Jervais I don't even think it's like necessarily his He told it on comedians and cars or whatever

I wish I could remember it exactly But it was like it was something along the lines of like A guy A Jewish man dies in a In a concentration cap And he goes up to heaven And he tells God a Holocaust joke And God doesn't laugh

And the guy goes I guess you had to be there I love that joke That joke is fucking awesome Because God wasn't there dude It's good one though It's a good one though It's good

It works on like a few different levels It's like a multi like that's a screenplay That joke The fact that that joke makes you laugh so much It's hilarious to me It's a good joke It's not about it making me It doesn't make me laugh

It's just objectively like a good joke Like it's just there's because there's like seven layers to it Where like and every layer you think of it It's like it works on every single one of those levels More It's not like a Norm MacDonald joke Where like it goes on forever with like the fucking dumbest payoff in the world And I crack up laughing

It's like a different That's a very different thing But all right let's get into You know what we should do guys You haven't been ice skating And you fucking fell down And you're a dog turned into Adolf Hitler Right before your eyes

That's not anything that he would say. But let's go into questions. He fucked me with a toothbrush. He wouldn't say that. He wouldn't say that, I know. He fucked me with a toothbrush. He wouldn't say that. I can't have that Norm McDonald's saying he fucked me with a toothbrush.

It's fucking insane. No, Norm MacDonald is like, this Hitler guy, he sounds like a real jerk. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer all. all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms.

When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get big,

and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. A Norvich Donald joke. I'm not a big fan of this guy.

No. All right, let's move on a second. Fun fact. Strawberries are not berries. Also, your rectumest taste buds that are not fully functional, have a nice day. Well, so they're not, then, are they? Hey, profits of the podcast. Since I am moving across the States,

I want to ask if you have any advice for someone moving far away from home. Love the show. Please make some merch so I can give you money. Yeah, we really got to get on that. I've been too fucking swept from... Actually, I actually rent. is like an artist. I should talk to him. I don't know why I haven't bothered. He's like literally in the other room.

Anyway, as far as like moving across state or moving like super far away from home, what you have to do is cut ties to everything. Live as a mountain man almost. Like don't for your previous life. You as you remember yourself are dead. This is a new you. This is a different world. Okay.

Particularly cut off your family. Yeah. Cut off your family, friends. Everybody who's ever loved you and supported you. You're alone. You're alone. You're alone now. And just fucking deal with it. That's what you got to do. Fucking deal with it.

Don't cry at all. If you cry, you lose. And just fucking suck it up. I don't know what to tell you, man. Anyway, moving on. Suck it up. What the fuck if you cry, you lose? Let's play a game if you cry, you lose.

I don't know. If you cry, you die, right? Nick, just get to work as fast as possible. Can you imagine? Imagine. And then fuck your coworkers. Can you fucking, can you, yo, honestly, for real, can you imagine? Like a game between, I don't know, a close group of, let's say the three of us, right?

We have a bet. It's like, all right, guys, let's play a game. First person to cry loses. And then we just go through life. And then we have to, like every funeral, every wake, every single, like, every sad, every sad, every sad thing that we know is happening. This is horrible. We accompany that friend to that event to make sure he doesn't cry. And just like all this...

If you cry, you lose. And that's it. We're all just not crying. And to the point that it's like, you once a you, you can do something really fucked up to me and I can't cry. Did he just can't? Did you fucking see Kingston at his fucking wife's funeral and how, like, he just didn't... He didn't even go up to the thing. He didn't, he looked completely stoic and he was wearing sunglasses and like he, and he brought those guys with him.

Like what? Like, like, like, like a fucking... Like a click Walk in Farewell Lily I love that idea That's it Offa

See you I fucking Later later Later But no fuck I don't know I don't know what advice I would give to somebody moving that far away from home though Like because I just sort of Are you moving by yourself?

Well I mean he can't respond You know like He's been by himself as week Because we did the whole move we did with people Yeah Yeah you guys did some really uncanny shit.

Usually people don't do that. People don't usually move together. Like there's some gay boys in a fucking Ford F-150, you know? Amen. It's usually like an individual. It was too funny. It was too funny.

It like the thing is it's like if any of any one of us were to move too far away from the other one, we would understand that life would be way, way, way, way, way less funny. And that wasn't worth it. So we just decided to fucking go where the funny are. And then that was that was the main goal. Like for me, I was like, I can't be here alone and not laugh. it sucks so I follow a bunch of random people yeah I'll die like I yeah I don't know but like

if if you're going by yourself then like I mean my assumption would be my assumption would be that you are going to a place where you have to know someone you know because nobody in my experience I don't know nobody I know has moved somewhere completely like where there's just no like there's no family no friends no nothing you got to have at least to have some acquaintances or like at least some idea of what you want to do like if you're moving moving to like, I don't know, Seattle, or if you're moving to Seattle for like tech reasons, or if you're moving to like fucking New York for theater or fucking Florida for meth, like whatever, there's got to be something that, you know, is going to either make that easy for you

in the sense that like you're going into something that you understand is a part of the culture of where you're going. Or if you're not doing that and you're just being like, I want to move to Oregon because I heard it rains. Like you're going to be fucked. Like, you're fucked. Like, sorry. Terrible reason to go anywhere. Terrible reason to go anywhere. My biggest, my biggest, my biggest thing is that don't move anywhere for reasons that are not

dead. Don't move anywhere ever. Yeah, that's the advice. Yeah, that's great. Stay in your fucking room. Stay in your room, wither away, masturbate and die. You fucking, just stay there. Stay in the room because your room is the safest place because there's danger all

around you. There's even a bunch of danger in your room, but it's less. And you could die because you're very dieable. Yeah, you're very diable. You can die anytime. You should be scared, in fact. You should be terrified, in fact. When you leave your room...

You should be scared of me. When you leave your room, there is a non-zero chance that Ebola will find you. But if you stay indoors and don't do anything... Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever.

When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. you're safe. You are safer than anybody could possibly hope to be. Look at corpse husband. He's a sick. He's,

his throat is broken. And I'm sure he hasn't been outside in fucking months. He's still alive. I feel like if he inhales too much, you'll die a flat death. Yeah, yeah, he's, I have a theory that corpse husband

is absolutely a bubble boy. Do you know what I mean? Probably. Bubble, bubble, bubble. Like, he's in a hermetically seal. Corpse husband? It's a terrible fucking name. Bubble, bubble, bubble.

Like, Isn't it like, you know what the name should be? Yeah. Like, there's corpse bride. Well, so it's supposed to be... That would be gay. Right? Is that not... That would be gay?

Is that not the reason? That's me. That's my course. Would it be gay? If he was... Corpsegroom? Would that... God, he sucks. I saw a video.

Is that it? I saw a video of him breathing. Do I just not understand? Do you see that video of him breathing and everybody was, like, flip it out about it? Oh, they're freaking out? I don't even understand. Like, what does he do? He just does shitty...

Music, basically. You know, he's just a SoundCloud rapper. It's just not music I'm going to care about. He's a SoundCloud rapper that doesn't show his face, therefore people are more interested in him because there's a mystery. That's literally it. That's literally the only thing. The happy face guy.

Oh, uh, dream. But the fact is, what's his name? I'm failing all my classes. Wait, wait, wait, wait. His name's dream. Dream, dream, dream. That's it.

That's it. That's what. And then he looked like... Yeah, then he was just like this white guy that was just all happy or whatever. And then, I'm boring. And then immediately, immediately, as if divine, no one gave a shit. Like, he posted his picture. Everybody was like, he's ugly or he's average or whatever.

And then, like, I haven't heard about dreams since at all. Dream? Dream could be found... That is true. Dream could be found in the fucking South. Saudi Arabian embassy. That's crazy. And no one would talk about it.

No one would talk about it. Like, sawed up or something? No, just in general. Or like in a cage or something. Dream imprisoned about Saudi government. No one cares. I thought he was, they like sawed up like that show, that reporter, that Shaghi dude. Oh, wow.

Yeah, yeah. And he was just like reporting it. Oh, they did some bad shit. Then they just sawed him up. You know what's crazy? It was crazy. It was crazy? I mean, that's insane. Was that the, was that the,

journalist? Yes. So you know what's amazing about that? The person who owns a metal slug is the is the person who did that. I'm not even fucking kidding. It's true. I'm not even remotely joking. The fact that the fact that that actually happened.

That's a real thing. I'm going to be real. I'm going to say I'm going to just want to say this to the audience. I make up a lot of shit on this show. All right. I lie constantly on this show. Like it's fun for me I have a fun time doing it

But I'm gonna tell you this This is a this is something that is hilarious to lie about I would absolutely make this up But it's fucking real It's absolutely it is real And you can look it up It's awesome It's an awesome time

Anyway that's your advice It's real That's your advice That's your advice for moving my guy What do we got? We're at an hour Yeah we got 30 more minutes Let's go

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Or to meet To meet Dude it's crazy that like Yeah They have so much money They can do it And then like fucking Buy medals

Like everyone was just like Biden at anyone They're like Ah Trump right on it It's kind of fucked up And then that's all that happened They're like oh that's

That's not cool Well, I'm still going to play metal slug tactics coming to all consoles and PC, September 30th. I don't know if that's real. I used to think, I don't know about you guys, but I was, you know, not the smartest kid, but I used to think those POWs in the game were homelessmen. Like, you were just rescuing bums. You know, when you would see them like tied up because they just look like bums. They do look like bums.

But like, I know what you mean. And then I was like, oh, wait a minute, that doesn't make sense. Order confirmed. Dad, tomorrow can we start a band? Can we become robots? Affirmative. Can we go crab battling? That isn't a thing.

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homeless people just sitting in a battle field. I swear to God. I can't believe you, Dirk. I can't believe you just said that. I just, it didn't, I didn't cross my mind that I'm playing an army game. Clearly, it should be POWs. It is amazing the things that you- Why am I saving this homeless person?

It's stupid. It is kind of amazing, the things that you don't think about, you know, because you just like, because you understand the game well enough. You're having fun. And so you're just like kind of going through and you're like, yeah, whatever. I'm not going to think too much about this because whatever. It's like, also those homeless people in this game

that I'm playing don't really have that much of a You know, they shaw them every now and again But like, like when somebody brings up metal slug And the things they love about it, I don't think You know, the POW slash homeless people are like even remotely on that list It's like, it's just like a flavor to the game I was bringing this up yesterday to fucking Something like this happened to me recently where I was like I was playing destiny

And like whiskey was like my friend Whiskey, he also plays with us And he was like, I just noticed because I was going through my inventory and he was like looking at me go through and I was like, holy shit, I just noticed all your primary weapons face up and to the left and I was like, what do you mean? Like in the inventory and I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah, and everything that's not a primary is up and to the right and I was like, that's like, what? And I looked at it and I was like, that's fucking real. I can't believe I never even bothered to know that. I must not, I mean, it's because you don't need to because you know, you pick up a weapon and it ends up in your inventory and it's in your primary slot and it's like, all right. And they're never on.

screen at the same time. For me, it was just like, oh, pattern, pattern. Pattern, I see pattern here. But it's not a full pattern because it would be a weird pattern to have because you have primary that leans up and left and secondary that leads up and right, but then heavy also leans up and right. So it's not exactly a pattern. It's just kind of like this weird thing to differentiate primary from the other ones.

For me, for me, it was like every special weapon goes one way and I was, but it's, but it's, but it's like, one way and I was, I just never thought about it because I just didn't need to because I was still, you know, I play the game. game well. And I understand enough of it well enough that I'm like, I'm not thinking about how they're like diverting it on like a PNG basis. And I noticed it and I was like, fuck, that's so annoying that I didn't notice that before that I didn't register it before. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle, modified. that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. But just like little things about video games that I, dude, I still, to this day, I'll boot up the campaign of Halo 3 and I'll find new shit in it and it blows my fucking mind. I play that game endless. I probably played like a thousand hours of that game and there's always something.

I was like, how the fuck did I not notice that for the last 10, fucking 15, nearly like probably 20 years at this point? Stupid. But anyway, let's move on. Libertarian Waluigi wrote in. Stupid. He said, hello sluts. What if you want. I apologize if this question has been asked before as it does seem vaguely familiar.

but which Sonic the Hedgehog characters can say the N-word. Knuckles obviously can, but there are any others. That's only one. Knuckles can obviously say it. I think Rooge the Bat can, purely because she's, I think she, I think she, how should I put this? Okay. Rouge the bat can say the N-word the same way Lily can, if that makes sense. Right, right, exactly.

Okay, I agree, I agree, I agree. That's exactly what I was saying. That's it. Shadow can absolutely. not say the N word. But he's the only black one, objectively. Yeah, but he can't say it. Eggman says it.

Yeah, he says it. Exactly. Sonic says it. Shadow can't say it. I feel like Shadow... I feel like absolutely Shadow says it, though. Yeah, he says it. He definitely says it. Shadow says it.

He says it when he's drive, you know, alone running real fast. He says it alone while he's playing con. No, the Sonic says, because... He whispers it to himself while he's running at super-soding speeds every couple seconds, like every, like, maybe five seconds past you. And it gets a little faster. He gets a little bit quicker. That's so fucking stupid.

Nobody sees him. That is so damn. He says it and it's sonic booms real loud. Boom. I gotta blow my nose real quick I'll be right back Okay when does everybody say it though When

So I feel like Sonic says it while he's playing shooting games He's playing shooting And what he's mad like when he gets like fucking He's like he says and he's like I didn't mean that He's like I didn't mean that Eggman says it Because he says it

He thinks people are that word Like he's like he defines people by that word And it's like, oh, this is a that. That's what I call it. Look, I've taken a little bit of a dip into some of the depths of the internet that are these racist white people. The Nicholas Fuentes type fans like those people. And a lot of them use the N-word regularly, like as if they are a nigger. Like it's so, I don't understand it.

I don't know what that is, but I feel like that's how Eggman is. Eggman, it just has it in his vocabulary. Like, he fucking interchanges between soft day and hard R all the time. But he doesn't understand. He's like a Puerto Rican on the East Coast. You know what I mean? He's like, he doesn't. He's like one of my cousins.

He doesn't get it. He doesn't get. Exactly. He's just like, bro, it's just a word. Like that's Eggman. He's like, it's just the word. the word. My cousin, my cousins are the

bro, they're bad news with that. I'm like, guys, you probably shouldn't say that. And they just don't get it. So I have some friends in my apartment right now. Whiskey is here with Wren. And they brought up a good point. I brought this up to them all. I was blowing my nose. Shadow does have a gun.

So if he's going to say it, I don't think anybody's going to stop him. I think Knuckles would still put his hands on him. But then Shadow will turn around to Knuckles and say, What? Oh, I'm sorry, are you black? And then Knuckles will be fucked. Because, like, he...

No, no, he'll be like, yeah. I am, nigga. He'll attack you. He's just... Does Nichols have dicks on his fist or... No, he doesn't have fingers. It's like, what are those things? Knuckles has fingers.

What are he doesn't? Is that his dicks? Are you saying Knuckles doesn't have fingers? He just has knuckles? You freak? Yeah. The idea that Knuckles just has knuckles is wild. I like it.

I like it. Knuckles absolutely has fingers. He must. Chris, he does not have fingers. You think just because his name is Knuckles, he doesn't have fingers? No, I know because I'm a fan of Sonic. And the only time he has knuckles, only time he has hands is a Sonic boom. He might know, and he doesn't have fingers naturally.

He just has the knuckles and a little mitten. I swear to God. But that is a glove, is it not? I thought it was his hand I mean I mean they're drawn like gloves I don't think though I mean look at Sonic's hands

Those are in his hands are they Sonic I've never seen Sonic's bare hands Like if you rip that shit off That's like clearly They're a little nuff on the knuckle A little flesh-colored knuckle And a little nubs on it Yeah I mean

The man's a sonic boom Let me look up knuckles A sonic boom They do have he just Because there's that famous meme of him stamping. But, like, yeah, he has fingers in Sonic Boom, but like, those, like, those are clearly gloves. Little penises on the other. I don't think those are gloves, man.

I think that's his hands. You don't think those are gloves? I think that's his hand, bro. Where are these hands? I just don't think he has fingers. He has a hand and a thumb. I mean, he has a fucking... Kingston, those are clearly gloves.

I don't think those are gloves, Chris. I think that's just it. With spikes on them. That doesn't make sense. With his knuckles. No, I don't accept that. That's a glove. You don't have to accept it.

Even in the movie, it's a glove. It's got fabric. It's literally sewn in the movie. Does he take it off ever? No. Have you seen his fingers? No, but this isn't a fucking So it's safe to assume.

This isn't Schrodinger's... No, no, no, no, no, no. It is, though. He's never taking it off, and we've never seen his fingers. Therefore, it's very likely to believe that that's just his hand. He literally has fingers in Sonic Boom, though. Wouldn't it be less likely that's his hand? Because...

But that's fucking... Also, why is it one mass? Why is it one mass? Why can't you see fingers? He's a boxing glove, my guy. It's literally a boxing glove. It is a kickboxing glove. No, man.

That man, don't got it. fingers. With spikes on it. It's a stinger. A stinger. They used to put the barb, they used to put the barb wire on the boxing glove. Fuck people up.

That was back then when they would have like Clydesdale box like fucking, you know, uh, 5-8, 150 pound men and shit. And then they would, he would give them barbed wire to stand a chance against the horse. Fact check from Wren. They are gloves.

He looked it up. I don't know where he found that information. But like, I mean, I see, I see plenty of fucking, they're clearly gloves. I mean,

I've never seen his fingers once and I've played a lot of Sonic games Yeah, because you don't see people's fingers In boxing gloves But at every moment Like there's moments where he's relaxing Where he's nowhere near needing to have his knuckles on But he just has them on

Yeah, but same what Sonic entails on them They have their stupid fucking finger gloves on all the time too Yeah, but knuckles never has to open a door He never has to put a password in something He never has to use it in digits He's got points on... He can do it. Is Master Chief a person under the armor since he never takes it off?

He does take it off at Halo 4. That's not really... I'm talking about even in the original trilogy. He takes it off. But let's say the original trilogy. And Digital Trilipf... No, wait. Actually, hold on. Because Halo 4 is actually the only time where that happens,

and that's just as many times as like Sonic Boom. Sonic Boom is the only time where he has fingers. Well, Sonic, Sonic, Sonic, Blum... The Sonic from Sonic Boom is not the same knuckles from everything. else. Well, no, Sonic from Boom would not be the same knuckles for anything else because Sonic. No, No, Knuckles from Sonic Boom is not the same knuckles than other ones.

He's a different continuity. I'm not... I'm not... Look. I want to go play Roblox and fucking build trains and shit now. Nuckles has fingers. What happens? You know? The autism is bleeding?

Yeah. It's a tis. Like, blighted you? Like, what I'm just bolt of lightning? All right, let's, uh, let's move on. M. Marte-R-A. Oh, man. I can't deal with chain. change. I can't be changed anymore. M. Marte wrote in. He goes, hi, highly heterosexual Hispanics.

And Derek. My question for you guys today, my question for you guys today is if you had a high budget to make a movie or game, what type of movie or game would you make? I hope you guys are having a good one. I,

man, all right, let me think about this. I want to make Tetris the movie. That's happening. No, no, the real one. The Tetris movie that Apple is putting out is like one about how Tetris became real. I mean, I'm sure there's like an interesting story there. The Soviet Union fucking owns it.

I'm sure there's like a bunch of shit there. But I want to make a movie about Tetris, about those characters, about the line, about the square, about the Z, about the L. And I want to do it in the style of Sin City. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman. and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter.

In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reduced from might not be necessary.

If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child. Then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents. when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.

I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm.

That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. One. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. I want to have it black and white. I want to have it be really gritty. I want the message to be something along the lines of, I don't know, I'll work on that later. But it'll be an action movie. The Square is absolutely a rapist. the L is a loser The Z is mentally

He's like a good-hearted person But he's like mentally like Not well It's like Oh man, what do you call it? Kanye And The line piece is like the police

Almost Almost like the kind of The thwarter And that's what I want That's what I want. I want my Tetris movie. And I'm going for, I think, maybe like an Avatar-style budget. It's going to be really huge.

It's very reasonable. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think. That's the Avatar. Well, Tetris is like... Sensity Avatar Tetris, I like it. Cincinnati Avatar Tetris, let's do it. Who should play the... Who should play the shapes?

Remember the square is a rapist. I think Kevin Spacey's the square. I think Kevin Spacey's the square, okay. Yeah. The L is... Michael Sarah is the L. is fucking dweeb loser uh

fucking hell z who's this is he's like a like not well person but they like they mean well um so I figure like man who's somebody that would not well but they mean well like they're not mentally okay but they mean well

oh um uh uh uh transformers uh oh shilobuff uh shilobuff uh shilobuff yeah yeah yeah perfect And the, I think that the line could be like any, any like Edward Norton type or like something like that, like a leading, like a vaguely leading man. Everyone should be casted as Dave Batista. He should be every single one of them. We'll give you a solo fucking film where everyone is just Dave Batista. Okay. All right, Dave Batista.

All right, fuck everything else, I guess. Fuck our ideas. They weren't good enough for Houston. so Dave Batista as everyone he's a king Dave Batista is everybody Yeah

I just make a movie about I don't know Like I'd make a movie about like Kixen is so bad at yes And that he waits for the For the entire thing to be over And then he devalues everybody's choices Like he just say

Yeah that's what I did He just changes the script I'm better I'm better Your story was cool I listened to it They should have Dave Pita

is David is he even an actor? Undisputed. Yeah, technically. Yeah, no, definitely he doesn't do anything else. I guess at this point, yeah. I love that scene. Now, it's crazy. No, you had something to say, clearly.

It was important. It's weird seeing him be, you know, older now. Because I'm watching him wrestle for like 20 years and it's weird seeing him be old. You know what's actually crazy? All of these people, like the Rock and John Cena and. and Dave Batista, I knew them first from acting. Like, I found out that they were fighters. That's crazy.

Like, later. I feel like the, the, I believe the other two, the rock one seems a little like, wow, he's been around for a fucking while. Yeah. I just feel like just by proxy, you would just see his merchandise or anything, like, all over. Nah. Like, he was the face of WWF, man. Like, he was like the face of it for like. That was such an alien.

You were too old for like John Sina and shit when he was wrestling. I believe that you would I believe like to not run into John Sina stuff like I would like it's just even when you were young like the rock was fucking popping so no it just literally just probably

didn't compute to you seeing that shit like you probably just saw some smelly Samoan guy on a fucking shirt like who's that guy as kids when our era of the superstar was the end of the rock um end of the rock

Brock Lesner and John Cena and Randy Yoran that's when we were kids I don't know what he goes yours was the rock yours was absolutely the rock because you're like 34 right 35 as it today actually your t's your birthday no it's not

it is but I don't I don't really care yeah we're not we're not gonna we're not gonna wish a happy birthday absolutely not oh absolutely not nigga die this is that that's not yeah No, no, no, but here's the real, here's the real, and this is absolutely real. The first time that I remember seeing the rock was in the fucking mummy. Was he the monkey?

Was the monkey return? It was the wrestling at that time. Yeah, yeah, but that was the, I knew him as the mummy guy. Like he, oh, that's, he's the scorpion king. Mathias or whatever the fuck, whatever the fuck his name was. It was scorpion king. And so I knew him from that. I was like, oh, that's a weird actor or whatever.

And then he was in like a bunch. And then I never paid attention to wrestling at all. And then I remember he was in that Doom movie. And I was like, who the fuck is this guy? Why is he in these like weird movies? And like I just, nobody I knew. None of my friends, nobody was interested in wrestling. Like my parents, my family.

Nobody in my wrestling. Nobody in my family. Nobody in my friend group. Like they didn't give a shit about wrestling at all. Or like any type of like sports really. Like it was just completely. Wrestling was like my childhood, man. like my friends were all my friends were all

music and and like movies and video games like that's the shit that they paid attention to like they didn't really like we knew who derrick jeter was purely by osmosis living in new york but that's like about it like that's like i i never really like paid that much then and so like by the time like doom came out and like i i'd seen the scorpion king and like oh that's the dwayne the rock that's the rock i don't know i just assumed the rock was like a stage name and it was i guess but like i mean like for a different thing and then i think i saw him on

like an episode like I think in it gets smart or something where like with uh with uh with uh and then i remember a friend of mine was like oh it's a wrestler and i was like what and i looked it up and it's like oh he's a wrestler and john sina was a similar thing like i didn't see john sina until like john sina i knew because of the meme hi i'm dr jit gubman and i'm the host of beyond the script a podcast where i sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy council. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that.

If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle of my heart. modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Here are the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and

Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large

Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Like, and, and this name is John Sina. Bampan. And that was my first introduction to John Sina was that fucking meme. And so I knew him as a meme. I remember his first... That's crazy that... Yeah.

I remember his first whoever fight. I remember watching that on fucking... Or at least his first WWF fight. I remember that fight. He fought on what you call it? Shamus. You got to call it a match, man.

They ain't fighting. Try it match. My apologies. They ain't fight. My first ever one. I remember watching it. I remember watching. I was like, this is in...

This guy has really long shorts on. and then he made a rap album I remember that he made a rap album that I bought because I was stupid and young. And my uncles were like fuck you you dumbass kid you don't get it that was after my time but the thing is interesting

because I didn't pay attention to that shit I didn't give a fuck about Johnstein that was a little bit after the Ruth of Seaggression era of WWF or I guess it was WGB at that point I just I checked out because I didn't give a fuck anymore it was getting too PG for me they were cleaning it up they wanted to make it go public and shit

And so they were like, we need it, we need to clean it up. Yeah, the error just before that was bad. I was the guy that loved the fucking, you know, the wrestling pimps, the godfather. That's my dog. Fucking, you know, like the porn star, Valvinus, like the dumb bullshit that was in it. Bro. I saw the writing on the wall. And Booker T's wife's fucking room and smiling and closing the door.

Oh, yeah, that whole like that dude literally going to rape somebody's wife. I was like, oh. So do you guys, do you guys know that The Rock has a TV show called Young Rock? Yeah, Young Rock. Yeah, I watch the first season of it. What the fuck is this?

I have not watched it because I know his life. Like, I've watched documentaries on the guy. He has a three seasons of worth of a show. I'm gonna watch, I'm gonna catch him second season. This is crazy to me. This man exists on like a different planet from me. I swear to it. Like,

because I pay absolutely fucking no attention to this person. Look, Chris, I have a similar experience with Taylor Swift. I just, uh, maybe two, three weeks ago. I was with,

uh, Jojo. And I would say, I don't know one song other than, I know the chorus of shake it off. And I couldn't tell you, if someone put a gun to my head and said, seeing Taylor Swift lyrics,

other than shake it off, I'd be dead. Because she's one of the biggest stars on the fucking planet. it and I literally have never come across. I was just thinking about this. I'm like, I've had to have heard something in a grocery store passing by and nothing until

I actually started going through a catalog. And I think I noticed one other and then something that just dropped recently. Yeah. It sounds like some shit that like, it sounds like almost like some 80s vibes or something. They're all just like, I don't know how I missed her

completely. Even though she's like probably the most like clearly one of those famous artists on the fucking planet. I couldn't escape Taylor Swift because we She was unavoidable, yeah. Yeah, when we were, like I don't know any of her shit. Right, but when we were in high school,

she was popping off pretty much. Like that, that was like that era. Unavoidable. But like, I'm pretty like, I'm up to day, like, I know, I know Katie Perry songs. I know, uh, Rihanna songs. Like I, like I say, I'm, I guess, uh, what, what Beyonce is, uh,

in a similar level that all of her new shit, beyond like the Put a Ring on it and Halo and all that shit I don't really know what the fuck else She's been coming out with recently Because their albums are always like Album of the Year Best and you're always nominated

And I'm like I don't know any of these fucking songs And I'm just like Does my brain is it just not Is it? I don't get it I don't know if it's just like Kind of like you to the rock Where your brain just absolutely

Did not process what you were seeing Like you saw I'm sure you saw rock shit all over the fucking place Yeah probably But it was like, you know, your brain just didn't give a fuck. Like, this is so useless, it just dumps it immediately. I don't need this shit. I didn't recognize it.

I didn't file it away. It's almost like fucking running into a missing no in like one of those Pokemon games. It's just like, I don't know what that is. It's something clearly, but. I don't need this shit. Oh, shit. Before we move on, I want to put this out into the ether because it's actually with the question. Like, I've had a money, money would make a movie or game or whatever.

There's a game that I've been actually wanting to hit up some type of developers Maybe I was thinking of like some type of RPG like Sprites Yeah, old school type of Pokemon shit Yeah, pixel art And it was it's called Gangsta Quest And it's essentially It was supposed to be Skyrim and San Andreas mixed together essentially It was just

It was shit It was it was Me and my friend pretty much wrote out the whole like We wrote out everything we had all the characters I forgot most of it But there's like I have 40 minutes saved of like brainstorming that long story short It's just um A dishonorably discharged military guy you know from the hood

He it's circling he's basically the CJ and there's a battle going on in the mid in the medieval times And this shitty wizard you know he's like fuck I need I need a the I need to Summon like the bravest warrior right like I need to I need to to defeat fucking the the mad king and all this shit there's a mad king and i need us to and he's so shitty that he summons this fucking derelict you know this this this shitty like below average soldier you're capable enough that he knows what he's doing but he's not the bravest and best so he summons him fucks everything up summons a bunch of people from the future so and then like all the sudden like all these thugs start taking over garrisons and shit like there's the the

latino games and all this stuff and then basically you find like blacksmiths to make guns and shit and you have like drive-by summonings and shit like that it was like a whole premise and I was like I know this would be a fucking banger that's a good sounds good I just want to put that out there if somebody wants to run with that shit you can fucking run with it I don't give a fuck I just want it made

that's crazy you know what make it better though that no one was no one will be brave enough to make that though you don't think so no I think it's too good. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas,

talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer's kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to,

mom, dad, I'm not feeling well, I need to lay down. And you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Yeah, they would fuck it up in some way. I want that so badly. Yeah, actually, that would be the problem.

Like, I had some guy he borrowed a song. I showed him a song of mine. This was years ago. and his actually his brother just died in 2021 but when the last time I saw him he was like hey go check out this this song called a carnivorous

bastard by whatever the fuck their name was and I was listening to it I started laughing I was like that's my fucking song and I was laughing this guy took a song that I showed him on the guitar and then he took it into another band and the only thing I was mad about is that he butchered it

it wasn't even that like he stole the shit Because I wasn't using it, but I was just like, fuck, man. I would love to hear it. So actually, at some point, I'm going to make the actual song and be like, this is what it should have sounded like. And it'll sound way better than anything I could have done before. So I'm actually kind of as of where I'm at right now. But the same concept. Yeah.

I don't need any credit or anything. I personally don't give a fuck about that. But I just have this idea. And if somebody executed that game the right way, I think. think it would be a fucking smash hit because it would be so fun. Like, imagine everybody loves Skyrim and fucking San Andreas. How the fuck would that fail? You know what I mean?

That'd be funniest, dude. There's like summons. There's like gang violence. There's like hookers. There's a lot of the N-word. There's a lot. There's a lot of the N-word. I don't know if the N-word existed back in medieval time.

I like, well, they would still say it though. The idea of Al-Dween calling someone the N-word is hilarious to me, dude. Like them picking up. the N word because they're like, what is, what is, what is this word that you utter? Can you imagine? And that's, and that's the, uh, fucking call me that. And that's the, that's the whole thing. That's that's, that's, that's the invention of it. That's like the past. Technically, we invented it. Yeah, yeah, you invented it yourself. That's crazy. That would be, oh, that would be crazy. That's the twist. Uh, twist. I love the idea of a shitty wizard. I love the idea of just this

piecey shit wizard summoning just derelicts from the future. Yeah. accident. As assholes, bro. Like, I love that concept, because usually always Wizards always, oh, Gandalf the Grey. I'm like, nah, I want this guy. This guy sucks. This guy's got all the books. He just fucks all the spells up and shit. His name's like... His name's like...

His name's like Clervis or something. And he's like... He uses his magic to just get boners. That's it. He just manages to get his dick hard. That's all he's ever really done is never really... He's just never really used magic for anything good. It's like, do this spell. He's like, honestly, he just...

I use my bed to get my get bitches and like keep my dick hard. That's it. Like I can't like I'm not really that good. He uses 50% of his, he uses 50% of his magic just to keep his heart pumping because he had a heart failure like a couple of years ago. But it's, he has to keep it magically. He has to keep,

almost like telekinesis. I had an idea. I had a script that I wrote like a long time ago. I think I might have mentioned this on the podcast. I'm not super sure. But like I know I've, I've known I mentioned to Kingston once where like I wrote a script a long time ago where this, this guy has telekinetic powers,

but he's also dead. And so like, He uses telekinesis to keep his heart pumping and to keep his, like, to keep all of his organs pumping blood and moving so he can't die. So he's only like, and he's like just miserable because he has this amazing power, but he can't really use it. He's only use it to a certain degree. It's like, wow. It sounds like some shitty X-Men thing. Yeah, it's like the worst X-Men.

Do you think it'd be that hard to keep your heart pumping? I guess because you have to focus on all the time. It's the focus of it. So he can't really get a deep sleep. no he can't he's always like kind of nap he's always kind of napping and he's that's insane why I wouldn't who would want to live like that exactly he's just go to a hospital dude no no no he's just too afraid to die let's go to a hospital he's it's not a matter of like you know he's just like I don't know what lies he because he's like a shitty guy too like he's done a lot and he's like

and he threw up like vaguely religious like not religious so much that he believed it enough to not do the shit that he did but like really just enough to feel bad about it and be a little bit scared about where he's going. So what happened is he, so was he made, was he made a, like, sort of clear that there is something afterwards and he's a shithead? He's not making it even funny. No, no, no. He just, he just accepts that it's possible now that he has telekinesis. Because if that's possible, because if that's possible, then why not?

What the fuck isn't, you know? Yeah, yeah, what the fuck isn't? So it's like, so the powers also make him scared of the after. I love it. I don't even remember what the story was. I wrote some fucking bullshit story about him. But the character made me laugh so fucking hard. He's just terrified. He was terrified of the next step.

He's just so scared. He's, I don't want to die, man. I don't want to die. He's like, dude. So he's never going to sleep again ever. I'm never going to sleep ever again. He's never, he has not had a successful R.E.M. cycle in years.

He'd be crazy as shit. Yeah, no, he's nuts. He's not. He's not crazy as shit, bro. Anyway, let's move on. He's got dementia at like fucking 15 years old. He's already fucked. He's like Spider-Man, but with dementia and also half-dead.

He has dementia at 15. That's so young. That's so sad, bro. If you never, like, got rim sleep, probably. That probably would happen. He's such a shell. Yeah. How young would be like, because,

When you're like three, you basically have dementia, you know? No, you don't. I mean, you don't. You're three, you're fucking idiot. I mean, what I'm saying is like a high functioning three-year-old is about like, it's like about the territory that somebody with dementia would. No, it's not. You're making such silly arbitrary.

High-functioning three-year-old is about his function. No, it's not. I think so. It's a person with dementia. That's it. What's a person with dementia, though? Like, it's like, oh, I. A function level as compared to a child?

I don't know. Because a retarded person, oh, no, sorry, a mentally disabled person is technically still significantly more intelligent than an ape. Like a disabled person will blow an ape out of the water intellect-wise. I don't know about that.

So it's like, no, 100%. It depends on how disabled. I see an ape do some dope shit. Disabled is a spectrum. A disabled person could probably still use a, like a very mentally that could probably still use a phone.

An ape, Never. And Ape is absolutely using a phone. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary.

If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well. I need to lay down. and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Hear the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script,

a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan.

I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. It's got to teach it, man.

Just got to teach it. That's kind of a jump. All right, guys. Look, I'm just saying mental disability is a spectrum. Apes of spectrum, too, technically. Ape is Yeah Yeah

Ape speaking Hello I'm ape Hello It's me ape What can I do for you How can I direct your call That's fucking scary

Getting you fucking Hey yo man That orangutanang around the corner Yeah one second You orangutan This is orangutang This is orangutang Man

Like I don't know Orangotang Something about it With that weird Those weird cheeks I don't know What if you You installed a

Security Camp Surveillance camera and you know all the apes are all being all crazy and shit then they think everyone's gone and they start doing shit finally that was like that was like doing shit you know that reminds me you remember when we were in Vegas Derek and you were making the we we joked about mat pat being like some secret Russian yeah yeah I think about that sometimes where he goes like and that's just a theory a game theory and then the camera goes off and he's like take this to edit bay we need we need thumbnail with my face going

ooh and ah for maximum engagement I love the idea of just like some fucking KGB fucking agent it's on the he's making all these theories as like a disinformation campaign to say

that's so fucking good anyway let's go on with another one the nightman wrote and he says hi aboyos got another hypothetical for you imagine you're in the hospital because of kidney failure and you need new kidneys. For whatever reason, your family and friends can't give you one of theirs, but your co-host say, don't worry about it.

And the next day you wake up, you have two kidneys, but you meet a man in the hospital that has two broken legs and is missing his kidneys. You know for a fact that your co-host did this. What do you do? He's missing his kid. We stole. So we offered, we offered kidney donations, and we just, we took it from somebody else in the hospital.

Oh, my God. I would absolutely like... That's so terrible. Yeah. That's so terrible. What do you do, though? Yeah, that's pretty rough. That's fucking...

Circle life, man. It should happen. You know, you're going to die to help this person live. So just get with dying. Yeah, we get with it dying, bro. Get busy dying, man. Remember, if you cry, you lose. So, uh...

If you figure out you're going to die, you cry, you're a bitch and a loser. And I'm going to get you. So you better not fucking cries and smell you. You could probably function without your kidneys, right? No. No. One. One.

Not both of them. No, actually, actually. No, there's, no, actually. No, no, actually, recently there was a study from a world news report dot, uh, Jim. And they basically said, yeah, they basically said, yeah. They said, yeah, but you have to drink more alcohol. You have to drink more alcohol and drink more, eat more fatty foods, in fact, and you'll survive much longer. So lose your kidneys and do that.

It offsets. It like you go so far off the deep end that it just comes right back around. Yeah, you become the best version of yourself. You start losing weight, gaining muscle mass. It's all it's all like that, exactly like that. Do you what I'm saying? Yeah. Exactly what I'm saying.

I look very red today. I don't know what's going on. Yeah, I was wondering like you've been talking to a lot of racist people. No, I don't know. You've been spending some time in the coming like kind of redneckish. I don't know what the hell's going on with you. I don't know. Maybe I got a rash.

I'm almost kind of red. I've gotten used to it. You blushing? You blushing, man. Someone fucking blowing kisses at you or some shit off screen? Maybe. Queer. How would you feel if you were like, I need a kidney?

You were like, I need a kidney or whatever. And then they started putting you under. And then as you were coming under, you look to your left and you see a child being wheeled in. And they, they, and like, you're blinking and it's slowly kind of going like this. It's like, it's like back in, back in. And you see over the course of time before you pass out, them cutting one of this kid's kneecaps out,

taking it out and approaching you with it. And then you wake up and then you're fine. Be like, fuck, I just wake up. Yeah. I mean, I don't, yeah, I don't say. Would you get next ray? Would you get next rate? It's like they gave me, they gave me a kid's knee.

And then you just have to like deal with that. You have to deal with like the fact that like you're functioning totally fine, but you don't know for a fact that they did like, one is going to pop one is going to fuck up. if it was like a hallucination or not I accept it because the thing is I accept it too

as soon as you find out the truth then that's when your body starts rejecting it Yeah it's like that fucking kid Julio In first grade who was like You forgot your glasses And then I couldn't see Yeah That's exactly what happened

That kid hexed you bro That kid hexed you That kid's a fucking Pagan weirdo or something Like I don't know what the fuck he did But Brubaria Dementio bro

Fuck you Julio I'm glad you Glad I stole your fucking GameCube games. I'm glad I'm a thief. I'm glad I'm a fucking thief and I stole from you. It was only like Donkey Konga. I don't know why I stole that.

It still is. Yeah, well, fucking whatever. Oh, big deal. I stole your donkey conga. You stole my fucking vision. So how about you fucking call it even? Barbara Weston Chandler. Barbara Weston Chandler's not-so- Instant Karma wrote in. This is the last one, I think.

Hey, my alien friends, here's something that could spark an interesting convo. The universe is old, really old. Imagine a race of intelligent beings that have existed for millions, if not billions of years, of date without self-extinction. Okay. Considering the speed of our technology has progressed in a couple centuries, could we even conceive of the advances others have made in a million years headstart? If they crack the fundamental laws of our universe, would it be distinguishable from magic? uh and would they be able to no absolutely not we'd be we we would be absolutely unable to fucking conceptualize any of that shit um that shit they might that might even happen and it's

exist in different planes from us now did you see those fucking fucking six dimensional or just like uh they might be next to us literally did you guys see that don't know you guys saw that fucking thing about like the oldest galaxies or whatever they found like two old like galaxies that are way way way further along than they should be despite the fact that they're like way older than they should be or whatever the fuck like i heard some shit about that. It's just one of those things that it's it must be annoying because it kind of just changes the game. It's just like

fuck. Yeah. Now what? Now what do we do? Yeah. Oh, you were so wrong. You got to go back and erase so much shit. That keeps happening because like do you guys know the average human light how like that when humans

became like homo sapiens? Yeah. Do you know that number? Aren't we like You're like 98? 28, 200,000 years old? So that's on average 200,000, 240,000. That's the average. However, motherfuckers multiple times have found human, not fucking actual Homo sapien footprints

that are way older than that. Fucking way older. But then the thing is, just because it's a headache, a lot of people don't want to fucking deal with it. They're like, this is going to fuck everything. Is it Homo sapiens or is it's Homo erectus? No, see, this is homo sapien.

This is what I'm talking about. Damn, then that's fine. They say humans are like 200,000 years old on average that they say, but they found human homo sapien activity that is much older than that. And then it's one of those things about like, well,

fuck, what do we do now? Now we're going to change all the books. You're going to do all. It becomes kind of like political after a lot. I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would crazy. I would bet a lot of money on the idea that like humans are a lot older than than we assume.

Oh, I totally believe. Like, I think 100% like it's like, Buy like a lot, like, I would bet like a biometric fuck ton. Like, uh, where, I totally believe like some of the stuff that I've heard that I'm like, yeah, it sounds like, because this shit happens all the time. We have these theories. And then after a while, they're like, oh shit. It's ain't. It just real. Did you see like even just like, uh, I think it might have been early.

No, no, it must have been last last year. Like I think like summer or something, like, or like April, something like that. They found like, um, they did this laser radar. thing underneath the uh to scan for certain things under the uh amazon rainforest so they could excavate it without tearing shit down uh and they found like fucking like a straight up ancient city like in the amazon which like people said like they're just fucking it just was not supposed to be there and just like there's even like um what is it uh there's even like documents and like journals from explorers who went back there like in like the 15 like 1400s or whatever and

they were like yeah there's a city over here and then when people came later they were like there's no city here is fucking they lied for no reason what the fuck and now it's like under yeah now they're under stuff that it's under all that fucking all those trees and shit which is fucking nuts dude i i believe it's so aggravated because like we just there's so much shit already going on you know it's just like so white like so why dude like i know the past is important to understand because the more you're saying about the past the more you can jot up a course toward the future But, like, dude, I don't get, we don't, it doesn't matter how old we are, man.

We just, we got so many, like, I know it matters, but like, fuck it, dude. We got to fix, like, modern problems, dude. Let's deactivate all the nukes. Then worry about that shit. Like, you are right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell you what, you deactivate your nukes and then I'll do it when you do it. No, I don't believe you.

There you go. That's why it hasn't. That's why that's, there go. Well, no, it's not going to have. because of the fact that the greatest weapons ever. So fucking Openheim, however that motherfucker's name is, that motherfucker's an asshole.

It's his fault. Openheimer, it's his fault, bro. Did you ever, did you ever read any of his journals, bro? No, I don't want. He thought he thought he was going to ignite every hydrogen particle in the atmosphere. And this motherfucker still went through with it.

That man is insane. That is a person that we were like, yeah, give him money in. resources to figure this out. It's like, dude, that dude was literally a demon. I mean, he was literally like, it's worth it for science. Well, I feel weird about motherfuckers

creating black holes here where I just feel like, you know, red matter in Star Trek, or it's like, I feel like that's going to happen at some point where they're a oopsie, and then literally just the earth's swan. We're due for like, I feel like just going to happen, like, oops. We're due for like,

motherfuckers. That's what a book series are, where they made a black hole. and it's slowly but surely what they did was they tried to contain it by putting it somewhere near the core of the planet and all it did was just make the plan have really intense orgasms every few years that would kill hundreds of thousands of people and to believe we got to leave the earth it's it's too late we got to get off this rock we have to leave yeah yeah scientists sometimes like hmm maybe let's not let's not well the hydrant collider they can shut itself down that's how like if like if something it starts going wrong, it shuts down on its own. I mean, ideally.

Not even like with human, like humans aren't even involved in that anymore. It's like if something breaches it off, off, done. Yeah, I've seen like, uh, yeah, a bunch of fail states, but sometimes I'm still just like, man, man, I don't know, whatever. Fail saves are fine as long as they're not

operated by people. I'm fine with fail saves existing as long as humans don't operate them. Yeah, I understand that. We can't, we can't be trusted. I'm sorry. Any motherfucker that wants do that shit, though they may have

good intentions. Like, the fact that we were able to make, it was a nuclear fusion, we did it. We finally made nuclear fusion a real thing. That's really awesome. That's really nuts. It's extreme, like, whoever wants to do that, there's one motherfucker there that's an evil

nigga that wants to do some bad shit with it. There's one guy that's like, hey, I can't talk to the military and fucking make China go missing. You know? China. All right. China.

Shout out to Duke the Fusion. That's going to change the world, dude. Like, maybe not in our lifetimes. Maybe, like, much late in our lives, but that's really going to,

like, fix a lot of problems. 50 years from now. Maybe 20. You never know, dude. Nuclear fusion's going to get rid of trans people once and for all. Whoa. One day.

That's what you want. Yeah, that sounds cool. I mean, nothing. That's what you want. I know that's what you want. That's what you hired me for. That's what you hired me.

But I love the trans people. But they need to go because my constituents said their groomers. And so we will ignite them in the... We will ignite them. God Christ. Did you see recently he's saying, like, I will be your retribution. Like these things like, what do you mean retribution? What are you talking about?

Oh, chill, bro, chill, bro. You're going to kill people? Dude, the language is getting fucking spicy over there, man. They're just fucking saying shit that you would hear, like, fucking villains, like, movies and shit. I'm like, all right. That's insane. Okay. So, I wanted to read this. I wanted to read this because I thought it was funny.

I thought it was like because we asked. And I felt like it would be dumb of us not to bring it up. But Kelly Fulton wrote in, not on the Patreon, but in a comment. Because last week, I said specifically, it's a. amazing that we, like, do we even have female viewers? And so, like, we have a bunch of comments for female viewers now. And so, like, one of them was like, female listener here. I'll be honest, I only listen sporadically, but I've also been a fan of Chris and Derek's content since 2017. Despite being a 29-year-old married woman, there's a part of my prefrontal cortex that seems to be

that of a 14-year-old boy. And that part of my brain happens to drive with y'all's brand of silliness. So I appreciate you. We all appreciate you. Kelly Fulton. Yeah, we got a bunch of comments that were like, like, we're women. And I'm like, I don't believe all y'all, but like, thank you. I believe that. I don't. I'm glad. So we appreciate you. We appreciate you all.

It doesn't matter what you got in between your legs, although it kind of does. We love all the women and their big-ass titties. Thank you so much for listening. Every single one of them. Even the small tities, too. They're all tities, and I love them all. Even if it's a little bit off.

That's okay. That's fine. that's fine that's okay oh my god all right let's move on let's uh i'll do this last question uh

where the fuck bring it on home uh i gotta cut my hair I'm gonna go bald what do you mean oh welcome to the club nigga to the baldy

I'm gonna do the baldy welcome to the club you should do the monk thing like the one in the bald in the middle like the bald in the middle yeah that'd be sick do that because uh

what did they used to do like uh what's that guy guy's name, uh, little John, you know, little John from Robin Hood. Oh my God, Robin, little John, running through the four. Yeah, do the little John where you cut the thing, because I guess it's supposed to be a thing. It was like, so you can be close, God can access your brain or some shit. And I forgot what was the reason why they did that. Never mind. You should do that. No, never mind. Never mind.

You're all right. Ending. Ending. That just made me so upset. Like, I haven't thought about that character. It's fucking so long. We got to move. Let's go. Ending. Thanks for, thanks for watching us. Thanks for supporting us over at Pitchhunter. You can go on over at Patreon.com slash the Snark Tank to support us over there. We got a bunch of tears. We got some extra episodes going live exclusively there. So keep an eye out. There's a bunch of cool stuff.

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Those are the dangerous ones. Those are the dangerous ones where it's like you bring up a point and they have a good rebuttal, but they're also like terrible. Ooh. Those are the worst. When it's like, you like, you say something like, oh, yeah, but this. Oh, damn. Oh, damn. But also gay people suck.

Oh, you're wrong. You're wrong in like an educated way. That sucks. Dude, Andrew Tate actually had a Tate like that recently. It was funny as fuck. Oh, really? The trans woman. Oh, you did you see?

It was like, oh, would you, the Hulk Hogan versus a Megan Fox with the dick? Yeah. Like would you would you would you rather bang like a really ugly one that's a woman or like a really hot like trans chick and then they're like oh and he was like you're being stupid you're not listening to me because you're thinking oh you're going to the woman but he's like listen to me I'm talking about either hogan with the pussy or megan fox with a dick and then pretty like well reasonably he's like I'd go with the megan fox with the dick is like you know you can push the dick aside or something and it was funny that I'm like he's being transphobic and stupid, but at the same time, he's being kind of like accepting. It's a really funny, it's a really funny dichotony.

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So many, many thanks. Many thanks to him. Many thanks to everybody else who supported us in this tier. Much appreciated. It's good to all you hot bodybuilders with big pussies. Stop. Shout out. Can you grow your pussy?

I feel like a large pussy. Yeah, you just, a lot of kegels. Is that what they're called? Yeah. Does your pussy get big if you do that though? Yeah. It gets extremely. one girl who had it stretching up to the bottom of a rib cage.

That's crazy. I joke regularly, but like I didn't know you can like make your pussy big. Yeah, it's called jolking. You can make it fucking like. Like I've seen a pussy as big as a catcher's mitt, bro. It was crazy. It's pretty nuts. You could dive in there real easy.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, you should try it. You think putting your head inside of a pussy feels like sort of like coming home? 100%. Yeah. It's like a religious experience, I bet. It's like, whoa.

If you could do it, it would feel like, you know, like, when you put a turtle on something that's real fast? Yeah. It's like, do do do do do do. A turtle on a skateboard's pretty awesome. A turtle on like a top, if you taped a turtle to the top of a Japanese bullet train, that's kind of like the experience that I bet it's like. Do you think the turtle will die? No, no, no. Like if you put a sloth in a McLaren.

like what happens you know like will the sloff just be like well and then like will it be changed I think it'll be changed it won't be able to do anything differently but it will be aware of how much slower it is and I think that's just bad

that's not good for it I'm pretty sure yeah yeah it's like it's it's it's a form of self-awareness and I don't think it's yeah what a stupid design intelligent design my dick the fuck is that shit you didn't even make that intelligent

That shit fucking stupid as fuck. Slow and lazy. Fuck that bullshit. The dick is really poorly designed. Anybody who argues intelligent design is crazy because they clearly have not seen a penis. Like, why does it... Have you seen? Intelligent design.

Look at human eyes, bro. The fact that I can... The fact that I can fucking... Horribly designed, bro. Well, the idea that, like, I mean, just... You have this thing in your pants. Our skin sucks. You have this thing in your pants that, like, is...

It's like... It's got like a green tint to it, and it bleeds every day. And it burns a little... bit and itches constantly. It's like what a dumb design. Facts. My dick is not green

nor... Big facts. It's not green. No hint of green. It's bright red though. Like my dick look like a clown's nose. It's insane. Yeah, yeah, but it doesn't bleed. I don't know if it's because of the...

It's not slightly... Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. It's not slightly green and it doesn't bleed constantly. It's not burning. It doesn't... No, it's like bright red and a lot of pus comes out the sides. You don't have...

But only the sides. Only the sides. I feel like you were the one with the problem, Sweeney, because I got a green fucking burn penis. Yeah, we both have green dicks. Oh, crazy. That's probably going to a doctor. Yeah, go to the doctor. You got to get your dick green.

I'll go to a doctor, but every time I place my dick on an organic matter, it disappears. Do you ever have to place your dick in your doctor's hand? Yeah. Or is the, do I have a weird doctor? He's like, you put your dick in my hand right now. You do it. You, he's commanding you. You're taking all your power away.

They would do that checkup at the Catholic school. Yeah. They would do it. They would do it too. I don't know why he'd do it. My uncle said, your daily inspection. Yeah, yeah.

My uncle did it too, but my uncle was a doctor, though. He's usually, I think he's, he's, Dr. Flo is what he would go by. Nice. My doctor would do it. He would just be like, he'd be like, hey, dude, it's time for your checkout. Like, I had him check up three months ago. I was like, yeah, we ought to give me, you have to do that at home checkup. And he would make you.

Yeah, and he would fucking grab my little hand, tell me to grab my penis, and then put my penis in his hand with my hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. All right, bye. I love that we can all share this bonding experience. Yeah, this normal inspection. Yeah, at home checkup. It's your at-home uncle's checkup.

That's how it works. I mean, think about it this way. Before we go, think about it this way. Sometimes you go to Burger King. Sometimes you eat at home. Exactly. Sometimes your doctor touches your dick very violently. And then sometimes your uncle touches your dick very violently.

It's just how it works. Violately. Anyway, that's it. See you guys. Yeah, goodbye. Bye. Just fucking. What a disaster.

Just tugging at your dick all hard. Disaster. Just the skin. Like at the baby just pulling the skin as far as he can. Pissed off that you're not erected. Like, what the fuck, man? I'm fucking hot. Get hard.

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