The Snark Tank - #148: Chris And Sween ALMOST Had A THREESOME

Episode Date: March 27, 2023

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It feels like forever since I've actually introduced the show. Welcome. Welcome back. Remember, by the way, I know the economy is falling apart and AI is taking everybody's jobs and everything's going to be really, really bad from here on out, basically. But pop on over to patreon.com slash the Snartank and toss us a couple bucks. We need it more than you, I think. I think generally speaking. Like, I mean, you know, we've got a lifestyle to maintain, you know.

You know, you're probably working hard, doing whatever the hell it is you're doing. We're not doing. We need, come on. Like, share the love a little bit, you know? Yes. Man, what do we, what are we doing? Oh, what are we doing? Yeah, we didn't really, we're on a tight schedule today because, dude, the weather in Los Angeles has been fucked.

I saw a tornado in East L.A. ripping a roof off of a hardware store, and I just didn't. I didn't even understand how That was even remotely possible Hang on Sweeny stop combing your fucking hair And mic's gonna pick it up It is you sure? I hear it clear's day dude

Do you not know how microphones I'm looking at the thing it's not picking out I have the whole audio thing there That's crazy I hear it man I know what my eyes say Your mic I know my ears say Your mic Look at so here's the difference between

Our mics and your mic I don't need to run a noise filter on our mic I need to run a noise filter on your mic like every single time. All right, whatever I'll stop. You bitch nigger. Your hair's getting long as fuck, though. God damn.

Yeah, what the hell are you doing, bro? But just growing my hair, my hair that grows. You're doing a Gerald? You're going to do the Gerald? Yeah, you're going to do a Gerald? You can cut off half my hair and I'll stop an afro probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could do like a thousand-degree knife challenge with your hair.

Yeah, cut half of it off. I forgot about that shit. Dude, you never smoked a burning hair is the worst thing on a I did it out of curiosity. I saw, I saw hair like on my, like on my, I don't know, on my sink or something. And I was like, and I had a candle next to it. I was like, oh, I wonder. And it's, it's a hard, it is like evolutionarily.

Like, it's a bad thing to smell. Yeah, it's a really bad smell. Manana. Manana. Hey, Arnold. Bet, but, but, da. But then, hey Arnold running down the street with his hair on. By the way, am I the only person who calls me?

him hey Arnold, even though that's definitely not his name. His name is just Arnold. I know, but like, you know what I mean? I feel like I feel like I've called him, hey Arnold for so long. Anybody, welcome to the show. One thing I do want to address

before we get into anything, and I really don't know what we're going to get into because I have not checked the news at all. I know one thing, but go ahead. A beloved actor, awesome actor, passed away recently, Lance Redick. and I wanted to get this on the main show we did we did this on um

well I did on a sacred symbols extra show but like I'll do it as many times as I want uh Lance Reddick passed away out of nowhere fucking random 60 years old fucking crazy young for that to happen obviously huge on the wire uh fucking destiny

huge huge destiny guy uh he was playing literally like less than a day before he died too it sucks but uh also just to Shout out. If you guys haven't seen his comedy stuff, it's hilarious. He's really funny.

Like him as like the toy, the toy manager on, on a funnier die or whatever. And there's like, there's one where he like plays a detective uncovering like eye hops in disguise and just going to all these buildings that used to be eye hops. He's a fucking funny guy.

And it's, and it's, uh, I don't know, it's a shame. It's a shame. So, uh, he was active literally on Twitter. Like I, I remember, like I watched his Twitter very often. Yeah, he was on there a lot. He was on Twitter often, and he just fucking... Yeah, he just posted something about, what was it,

a dog, like, just days before he passed. Literally, like, the previous day, I think. It's like, just a, just a very, just a shitty thing to happen, so, uh, rip to that guy. He's fucking dope. You got, you got someone, like a,

a sweetheart like him, you know, fucking blade in the Resident Evil universe that had to, go way too fucking soon. And then you have people like 6-9. I was going to talk about that, yeah. Who could catch a beating, but he's still alive.

There's no justice in this world. There's not, yeah. Yeah, there really is no. Why is William Shatner trending today? What's going on with him? Sabrina asked me, oh, it's just his birthday. That's it? We saw a bill.

Sabrina and I have been training with the same coach. And I mean, I've been training with Ethan cranked game plays as well. well and a couple of other people. I think Alana is with the same coaches. But like, there was a billboard today for, like, of William Shatner just because it's his birthday today. That's insane. Yeah, he's not like, I don't really care about any of his shit. Wasn't he James Bond once, I think? No. No? What, William Shatner? He was a T. Hucker, James T. Kirk.

Oh, Kurt. Okay. And what the hell else did he do? That's pretty much it, honestly. I know he did more shit, but those were pretty much his two major roles that people. And he wasn't good in Star Trek. Nobody, he's only made fun of in Star Trek. Like, he's never, like, oh, revered as, oh, man. Like, Zap Ranigan, essentially, was, is, is him in Futurama.

And he's only made fun of. Anytime you see like a Star Trek Spoof or anything like that And if they're doing James Kirk or Jim Kirk or whatever It's always just choppy acting We gotta do this really It's time for me

To see what's going on Over there I remember him I remember him being impersonated a lot Unlike car For some reason cartoons When Kingston and I were little I'm sure probably like a little bit when you were around our age as well

There were a lot of adult satires in in kids cartoons that just like did not like it still happens in cartoons as well but we're just not watching them now that's the thing that's true yeah maybe I guess that is probably true but like I just remember like

remember that I'm sure Derek's seen this I don't know if it'll stick out in his mind or not but do you remember that famous like it's like a really old cartoon old Looney Tunes cartoon where there's a fish in like a fish bowl or something and he comes out of the water and he goes well now I've seen everything and he pulls out a gun and shoots himself in the head yeah yeah I remember that that that that face is Peter Laurie that face is right but that face is Peter Lori and he's like I don't know the guy who he was he was he played like Igor and like the really old like Frankenstein movies and he was

just this like kind of goblin looking man from like the fucking 1940s and he's just a reference in these like kids cartoons like cartoons that we that were new when we were new when we were kids were still referencing this guy. And so like every time like when I was a kid I would see like every now and then there would be like some kind of William Shatner reference and I would have no idea what the fuck it was. I was like that's a silly

way of talking. And then I would grow up and be like that's William Shatner. Why? It's so weird. But yeah, I guess he's 92 today. So I mean, congrats on somehow surviving. Oh, shout out to him. That's a that's an accomplishment. Honestly, for a white guy, he looks pretty good for 92 still, to be honest. For a white Oh, my God. I mean, you know what I mean.

Do you guys know about a thing called, you were talking about like just old references. This is one that I'll never forget. It's called Fantasy Island. What is that? There was like this little, little Hispanic person. Yeah, little like named tattoo or whatever.

And he would go like. You mean, you mean, I thought of, you're talking about Gilligan's Island? Are you talking about Fantasy Island? I'm talking about Fantasy Island. I said Fantasy Island. With the small little Spanagan I'm like as Gilligan is also a little

Ambiguously brown person No he's not it's not What the hell are you talking about? No, no, no, sorry no, Gilligan is the ship captain He had a little friend, you're right, sorry, sorry You're right, you're right, you're right Holy shit You got a little friend who was a little brown creature

You're thinking of a, are you thinking of the boss The plane Are you thinking of that guy? Yes, so boss de plane, de plane And I'll never forget Because like Doug, the first four seasons Before I hit Disney, that was the thing I was like, what the fuck is this?

I like, what is this? It's not funny. And then they're referencing it in an episode that obviously no fucking six or five-year-old or whatever, whatever understand this until maybe you somehow come across it as an adult, which it's one of those things. That show ended in 1984, bro. That show ended in 1984. That is insane. Also, this guy looks fucking scary. He looks kind of.

He kind of creeped me out. This guy, he looks like a, like if you shrunk a wax statue, but like none of the detail was lost. It was just all proportionally shrunk. Yeah. What is this? He's a tiny little brown feller, dude. Yeah.

He's tiny brown and a feller. He is three foot 10. Yeah, Chris, that's a little person. Yes. He's got crazy. He's a dwarfism. Yes, he's a little person, Chris. Yes.

Some people are that small. No, that's not real. What is he, an animatronic? Yeah. Let me look at it. Where's the rest of you? Yeah, the technology is devolved. You know, it used to be way better back in the day.

Things got worse. His name is Herve. I think it's Herve Villalcezi. He's a French actor and painter. Best known for the role is the evil henchman knick-knack in the 1974 James Pond film. what the fuck is happening bro what's happened is that him with the lead singer of stained

what is going on what no no no no no no I'm sorry Aaron Lewis and fucking this guy oh man and I am singing with the midget it's a little person don't say that it's a little guy

whatever it's a little person Everybody's trying to make slurs out of everything And I'm sick of it Let's stop. Can we stop making everything It's derogatory. You don't have to call them a little person

That's just so much It's not hard to say that Little person sounds so much worse to me Look, they agree upon it man It's let it if they just give it to them Did they agree upon it? I don't know man I'm not that I feel like

I got to I gotta say I do feel like little person Feels very demeaning Obviously I'm not a little person I can't I would honestly I would rather just because I'm a fan

of like fantasy shit I would way rather be called a dwarf No Oh I'd way rather Be called a dwarf Yeah I'm million Because dwarfs are dope Well dwarf is a real

Like dwarves and midgets Are different things I think Yes I'm fairly certain There's like there's like You know they are Because you can have dwarfism

That's what it's called Right right right So those there are dwarves But then there are also I don't even like that we're doing this Like like You guys started it No no no not that

You started it differentiate like I don't when we get technical and shit I immediately feel stupid as hell I'm like I don't even feel like I feel like there's this ignorance oozing out of this conversation no I swear to you this is real I swear to you this is no you're probably right but I'm also I don't care do you I would want so if so if a person like me has a baby with a dwarf will I have resistance to poison or will it just be like yeah yeah will it just be tinier it would probably just be an oddly proportion to person and absolutely no magic. No magic at all. Fuck out of here. What's the point? Yeah, you got to get with an elf, dude.

You got to get with an elf. I don't know, man. I don't want to have a half elf son. I don't want to, I don't like knowing that my child will be half elf, you know. Is there, you're racist against elves? I just don't want to have,

I just don't want an elf child. Like, I can have elf grandchildren and I'll love them to death, but I don't want my child to be half elf. Why? What's the difference? I don't know, man. It's my own shit.

You're weird, man. That's my own shit, you know You got fucking issues that you really got to look into Yeah, whatever dude I'll do with that later I'll do with that later That's not my problem right now But I don't

Man What is the consensus on an elf Like what is an elf I feel like dwarves So and what I mean by that is like Dwarves are very uniform Every single place that I've ever Fucking seen a dwarf

They're basically the fucking same Every story Every interpretation But elves are like elves are either really small fucking critters, almost like goblins or they're like tall, beautiful, angelic

creatures and I don't know what the fuck is going on. So what happens is Christmas elves and duendez are pretty much like gnomes and goblins. Fuck you, duende. What do you mean fuck you? You know what they are though. Dwende is a goblin. Dwende is a fairy, literally.

It's like an elf person. It's like a little elf creature. They're gnomes pretty much. The little magical gnomes. shit, man. You don't, you know what they are. Duwendo's like little fairies, a little goblin. They're like a little goblin elf of the things. They're, they're, they're, they resemble a pixie or an imp.

Exactly. These illustrate, these illustrations are terrified. Terrifying. Are terrifying. Discussed. If you Google Duende, D-U-E-N-D-E, it's a Spanish word. So there's no W. But like, bro.

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Those and like Christmas elves are different. They're like those elves. And then the Kakazoids came and they made their own elves to resemble them being tall, majestic, pale-skinned, you know... Wait, so who's the original... These are the Christmas elves are the original elves? They're the elves that every other nationality had, like, in around the world. That's why, like, you'll look around the world and you'll find stories about, like, dwindedalite creatures in, like, Africa, and, like, Native Americans will have their stories, and even Asians will have their stories.

But then the Caucasoid showed up, and they were like, no, these are what they are now. This is what they are. Y'all are wrong. We take showers once a week. We know what we're talking about. I don't know, man It's pretty privileged I don't know

We take showers once a week And we take showers every day And like that's gross That's disgust That's the hygienic And it's like ah No wonder that thing showed up And got rid of a bunch of y'all

Stupid No wonder That's crazy It's a little bit You get a little bit too It's getting a little bit too racial For me man Hey man I watched a lot of Dr. Umar yesterday

A lot Yeah I can I can tell I can tell where you're It's always easy to tell Where your brain's been when you start getting on a roll. I can tell what type of shade he's been watching. A lot of Dr. Umar, bro.

He makes sense every, every, every 38 words, four words makes sense. What are you talking about? Next episode. He just, he just, he's just, he's just, he's just, it's a fucking absolute bullshit. It is, it is bullshit. There's really not a lot going on. Absolute bullshit.

Kingston is going to become Muslim by the end of the year. No, no, no, in the year. Definitely eventually, though. I'm gonna be on my 5% or sooner or later. Like, absolutely. It's coming for sure. Yeah, it's on its way. It's definitely an art that's been building up for a while,

but I'm gonna be, yeah. His name's like, Ahmad Mohammed Abtaleigh. My name is gonna be this what you call this, what you call this? Ahmed Ali, man, that's it. Akamad Ali, that's so, that's so basic. Like nothing special,

though. Let me get like two really common names. There you go. Not, not, no, like everybody that joins Islam is jacked off. that's what happens you join Islam

you just toe up for some reason if that was true honestly if that was true I would I would 100% join Islam I have no fucking joke You have no morals That's crazy Oh no I have morals

It would actually mean that I'm probably more immoral Because like It's you know I would have to start Like hating gays and shit But hey I'm jacked You know what I mean I'm sorry I'm sorry LGBTQ

I have a fucking six pack You know I'm sorry You got to go. I got a six-pack, though. I'm great. I'm in a perfect physical version of myself. I don't want to throw these stones at you, but, you know, look at my muscles, dude. I look fucking good.

These are infidel puppies, and I'm throwing them off roofs. That's... Hopefully, he'll part some of them. So, Chris, did you see 6'9 getting his ass whooped? No, I didn't actually see it. I don't... These people... I don't know anything about these people.

These, like, the SoundCloud rap people. Like, I don't know. I don't even I don't sincerely I don't know if I could even I don't know if I could re contextual or like constitute an image of 6-9 in my head

at all right like I don't know what this guy looks like you don't take partnership like that that makes sense I feel like I feel like that's crazy like that it's also kind of like commendable because because he looks like a fucking

Hispanic clown you know like it's and I mean that in like the literal sense. Yeah. How do you spell his name? It's kind of in six. Uh, I forgot.

Uh, number six I X. Uh, number six I X, X, X, N. Nine.

What a fucking asshole. If you, I fucking man. This is exactly why, this is exactly why I don't like it. Fucking X, X, X,

X and all these other people like, fucking shut the fuck up. Get a fucking name. Like, like, like, like, what are you?

A fucking, fucking wing dink. next is it gonna be something like oh look at me I'm rap I'm like fucking ampersand hashtag symbol for boron degrees fuck you I fucking hate these people but uh what is six I should did this when he got Joe where's the fucking hate these people where I just bothers basically his name should technically be six nine nine yeah six nine that it's spelled six six nine six nine what a shitty fucking I hate this guy let me see oh wow he got jumped in a bathroom yeah

What the fuck is this? Some fucking old guys. What's going on? He was probably running, bro, with his fucking jacket on or whatever, look. There was a lot of people that said it was fake. He took his pants. No, they might have. They probably took his pants.

There's a lot of people saying, oh, this looks like backstage WWE shit, but I can tell it was real. King shit, we caught six, nine, slipping, slipping luck? A rat ADR? just got jumped as crazy. Wait, wait, he got jumped at an LA fitness? Yeah.

What are you doing? He was just working out and they got him. They caught him slipping. He works out of LA fitness? Yeah, which is like at least go to a gold's gym or something. Yeah, a little something more up upper echelon.

That's insane. I go to crunch fitness because like they're usually like not as many people in there. Don't, you don't go to goals. You don't like you can go to anyone, anyone can go to any gym, right? But gold is for for niggas that are working. You know, like, that's like, that's not playtime gym.

Gold is for people that are there to put. Oh, okay. I have seen this guy. Okay, yeah. Okay, all right. I recognize you now. He's done so much dumb shit. I mean, there's a lot of people that don't feel bad.

I'll be honest. I'll be one and I'm saying honest. I don't feel bad either. My whole thing was the, the people that jumped him, like, are you stupid? Like, look at, look it. If you're going to do this dumb shit, right? You're going to get like, oh, here's a snitch. We have to jump him.

Okay. do your thing. I don't condone violence in that way, but I'm just like, whatever. But to fucking film it and the people that did it, this was their whole thing. It was more important to film it than actually jump him because one of the guys was like, I'm going to be famous. That's what he wants. And I'm like, you're just going to go to prison, bro. He's going to go to fucking prison. Is that a good tradeoff? Is that like, oh, I'm the guy that whooped. I'm the fucking 45-year-old that be fucking Daniel Hernandez's ass. And it is kind of interesting, though, that he's rolling by himself.

Yeah, that's why doesn't make sense to me. Somebody like Mayweather, I passed Mayweather in Caesar's Palace a few years ago. And he was rolling like 10, 15 deep. Wait a minute. Were we together when that was that? Yeah, me was that when we and Jane like, because I had that same experience. I don't remember if it was Caesar's palace. It had to been us.

But it was at a casino. I thought we were at Sears, but maybe I'm wrong. You might be right. I mean, I don't remember. I didn't fucking look at the signs or anything. I was just wandering. But, like, we were in line for something, and then Floyd Mayweather walked by. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he had all those fucking people don't remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think we're waiting to get in some stupid-ass club or some shit. Yeah, and we didn't even get in, I think. And then we were, like, in line, and then we were in line, and there were those women who were behind us, and, like, there was something going on. I don't remember. I don't remember. I remember so little of that trip, honestly.

It's fucking crazy. All I remember is like stumbling into a Verizon store drunk when my phone exploded. That's all I remember. Oh yeah, your phone got all fucked. That's right. What's what you in phones, man? What do you mean? I still have all my old phones.

You know, what do you want? Every fucking, like, few months. What, that's not true at all? I've had my last phone, like the phone I just replaced. I've had since that day. I don't know, man. What do you mean? I don't know.

Something just happened your phone just a minute ago. You're like, oh, my phone's all fucked. I don't know what happened or you got a new one or something happened. I know what happened. I've worn it to its absolute limit. And I, like, I had a crack in the screen. And I was like, ah, I don't mind this. Whatever.

Big deal. And then slowly, the fucking, I couldn't text the number one to people. And I was like, oh, that's probably not that big of it. I'll just avoid ones. And, uh, you know. Just avoid ones. Dude, it was, it was getting so bad that, like, it was getting, the crack in the screen, like, the screen was, like, lifting a little bit.

It's just, it's just what happens when something that structurally integral breaks on your phone. and then you just continue to use it It's just on a steep decline from then on But I was like I'm gonna get my money's worth out of this My 6S Still works beautifully It's just a little slow

The Prozers is kind of slow Yeah I mean my other phone will work It will work You still use it but I don't You like slamming your shit You like a fucking gamer You gamer in like slamming your phone That's crazy

That's I remember I remember this very very Vivid memory of being at a friend's house when I was like, like, 12 or 13, and we were playing Dragon Ballsy Vooda Tegaiichi, and I beat his ass so bad, and he slammed his controller down onto the ground seven times until it shattered. And I remember being like, I don't think we can be friends for much longer. I'm uncomfortable with this.

Because to be, it's what, look, man, I remember being a kid. I remember being very fucking angry at video games. and I've definitely thrown. I've definitely chucked a controller. I've absolutely done that. A million percent. But holy shit. To like lose to be with other people and not just throw it,

but slam repeatedly, like for a good 30 seconds. It is wild. Like fucking. That's zoo behavior. That was great. I could not believe that. I was like,

yo. His wife was going to have a fucking invention for her. Oh, yeah, yeah. She's going to have a fucking time. I definitely used to get gamer mad, and I kind of just stopped. I just snapped my fingers. I started doing that as I got. I was like, oh, damn it, man.

That's it. I've gotten pretty angry at young back in the day, but that was when games cheated way harder because a lot of times the ports were arcade versions of games. And so they're designed to suck your quarters. So they would be so fucking hard. They're just like, oh, ladies, all right, import this. Sometimes they would do something different

because the arcade couldn't the technology couldn't handle it on the console version so then they had to like actually do some shit but if they could just port things straight over it was just bullshit yeah and so I've had like I have memories of just being like Mortal Kombat 2 is a great example of that where Mortal Kombat 2 is one of the most

bullshit games ever designed and I've definitely just picture this we're all like 16 years old or something we're like oh man we haven't played Mortal Kombat 2 in a long time and so we're all three of us three of us And it took us eight hours to beat the game. Like that's how fucking, that's how much bullshit it is. Like, oh, play the arcade version.

It just cheats. One thousand percent cheats. Anyway, so, good time. I've definitely, like, I think the last time, like, every now and again, I'll get, I'll get angry enough to, like, maybe give, like, one, like one, like one of those. Like, ah. Only one. Only one, though.

Only one. The second you do it again, you've lost. You could go, you could slam, you could hit your hand on the desk, and then bring it up for a second and like slowly dissipate it until it's gone. But the second you make that second strike, you're officially a lunatic. You're gone. You've crossed. You're off the reservation, bro. You can't do it.

But I remember. If you do two, you might as well break your fucking room apart. Chikin, do you remember? Because on Sacred Simples a couple of years ago, I got into this, I got into this bet where if I could get the platinum trophy for Crash Team Racing, which was fucking insanely difficult. within a week or I think it was like within a few days or something like that if I could do that

I wouldn't owe a random viewer a PlayStation 5 that was like a bet or something that was like I couldn't remember what did you get in return I think it was I think it was that it was my retaliation like so there was an initial wager

that was if Chris can't get the uh man I wish I could remember specifically like what the challenge was but I reverse it on it's like tell you what if I get the place if I get the trophy in a week I don't owe it to you anymore I think it was like something like that it was I can't remember what the initial bet was and so like I spent days fuming and I had a broken controller already that I had like on the ground that I would stomp on to get to just to get energy out because I was just like that was fucking so hard I don't think anybody has a clue how

fucking difficult that trove I think he's got like a fucking 4.4% achievement rate or something. It's a fucking insanely difficult. My fingers were actually blistered and bleeding. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, All About Women's Health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist

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I know. I just bought like some compression gloves, actually, for boxing, because I think I fucked my tendon up a little bit. Hitting the bags. I don't get, I don't get a gamer mad anymore. I'm too fucking old for that. I'm too old and too large. I'm too large to get mad at anything.

I just don't. I will say anything that upsetting? I play Destiny in Trialso-O-Syrus, bro. That shit will bring something out of you. I just say horrible shit I don't like fucking like hit anything I mean you used to scream

You heard me say wild shit while playing destiny I remember just being When we when we live together When we live together I would hear him And his old His old room had his computer Place right in front of the window

And his window was open And he would say He would shout slurs Out the wind Like I just the thought of The thought of walk Like some old lady walking her dog And that she just hears

a cavalcade, like an avalanche of N-words out the window, like seemingly out to the world is so damn funny to me. I remember knocking on, I remember knocking on your door and be like, you're right, bud? You might want to chill or at least close the window maybe a little bit? Because the thing that I was concerned about was that like, if somebody heard that coming out of my window

or a window in an apartment that I owned and then someone comes up, knocks on the door, and then I answer, that's a bad scenario. Like that's like not a good That's a curb your enthusiasm situation That I'd rather like avoid But uh

That was the last time I got that man That was like the last time I'd ever like Been that fucking man I think I got all of it out honestly Yeah you probably did I think I probably did Because I've not lost it since then Also

I do have to admit The controller was already broken But breaking a controller is super satisfying Like it is a really satisfying really satisfied. If you're like, if you're feeling that energy, like,

oh, if you have, like, a dummy controller that, like, doesn't work at all. Mm.

Give it a shot. Yeah, I always wanted to snap a controller, but I've never, I don't want to. So, but maybe I'll go to, like,

a flea market, swap meat, you know, and then buy some pieces of shit, just to snap. Just wait for yours to die. Because they, they all fucking die.

They all, yeah, something inevitably goes fucking wrong with them. There's always some bullshit. But, yeah, Let's see I wish I had a person

To when I get really mad I wish I had like a person To bring in like bring an intern He comes some guy comes in Like fucking blindfolded That's what you're Significant others for What the fuck you're talking about

Yeah There you go Now you're thinking With portals Yo this fucking This game awards kid This may bro Not on the face though

Not on the face All right Never the face does This fucking game awards kid Keep showing up just keep spawning in random places and I don't know what to make of it. He's still around?

Is it? I keep seeing him. He had his fucking phone in the face of Javelle McGee. It was so funny. He just shows up. He just spiedel McGee alone. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What?

What? Yeah, Javel McGee was just at, you know who Javele McGee is, right? Yes, yes, I do. Yeah, Joe McGee was just at like a fucking basketball, a basketball, a basketball game. Just watching a game,

and this kid had his face and, like, he had his face and it's like, dude. How does he? Like, what are you doing? Leave him alone. That's what is... Have you heard of McGee's music? Because I know he records.

I've heard anything. No. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I care about him as a best way and he sucked and I was like, I don't do this anymore.

He was all right. He had potential. He was just stupid. I stopped caring about it as soon as he left the Lakers. I don't get a fuck anymore. So, um, anyway, that doesn't even make sense how this kid keeps showing up. I haven't seen him, but like, he's just making the right. moves, I guess. Does his parents

have an unlimited amount of, like, resources so he's able to do shit like this? Because I can't. I can't just fucking show, but at the fucking video game awards, just walk on stage. I don't even understand how that happened. You know what I mean?

I really, this guy just shows up, and I don't know how to explain any of it. Is he like an entity and he's, like, actually not like... You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I don't think he's a real I don't think he's necessarily real.

I think he could be He could be like an anomaly Or like maybe an AI That just sort of shows up Yeah, he's his chat GPT I guess He's imagine he was an AI He's chat GPT

He's chat GPD It's you know what He did show up around the time He did show up around the time This started happening So it is kind It's low key weird He might very well be chat GPT

I think that's I think that could be legitimate theory Yeah Yeah Start putting that Fucking rumor out And until people

Just start believing it That's gonna start lying Who believe me All right Well I think it's pretty plausible About this time I think

Derek's got to take his leave I think right Oh yeah Yeah And just a little bit Yeah I gotta bounce I gotta go pick up

My ball and chain From work Which is You know I was I was pretty angry about it at first, but then I was like, you know what,

for picking up, just basically taking two work and back, it's almost like I'm making a lot of extra money for barely doing anything, if you know what I mean. Yeah. Because it's like, oh,

she's bringing home a lot of extra cash, and I'm like, okay, I'm not, that is worth it. It's worth it when the money, when I snatch her check from her, it's worth it.

Give me that. Female. Yeah. This money, you don't know to do with this. You don't know how to use this. This isn't an, Nothing.

I'm going to give her 10% of it once I, you know, I cash it, 10% of it. Go buy something pretty. You know what I mean? Like, cool, maybe 5%. I think that's fair enough. Exactly. I'll give a little 5% to buy something a little pretty for her. And then, you know, I'll just sit on it, do whatever I want to do with it.

Buy a couple of extra copies of Spider-Man, you know, just because just because just keep getting a bunch of steam codes. The same game over and over and over. over again. I wish you could, like, have a bunch of different, like, it was the same game, but, like, in your library, it just says the same game, like, 20 times. Instead of, like, you already have this shit. I'd be like, I want it again.

And I want to, I want to stack on top. I wanted to say in parentheses, number two, number three, number four, like when you make copies in a folder, I want it, like, I just want a bunch of shit. The little fucking parentheses one, parentheses, too. I want 20. Red Dead Red Dead Redemption 2s. Like, why? Why are you depriving me from that steam?

It's like, it's like Gaben doesn't want my money. I don't understand. No, he doesn't. Yeah. But all right, ladies and gentlemen, I'm out of here. You guys have fun. Don't talk too much shit about me. Or actually, no, go ahead. Make up some crazy-ass scenarios about me and whatever.

Yeah, yeah. I'll listen to what I edit. All right. See you, fellas. All right. Later, man. All right, now it's just us. Finally, that guy's gone. Yeah, dude sucks. Yeah. He's probably not going to make it.

So, you know. Like in general. He's probably not going to. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's a scary situation with him. But. Things are looking rough, dude. I did want to bring this up because it is something vaguely.

It's probably the biggest thing that happened today, which is the, and it's to say it's not really that big, but it's kind of big. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling well.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Is actually like a real thing and it's actually happening. I think it's fucking amazing. to me. It's amazing to me that Valve just refuses to make threes at all. They're like, what is the one game that we have that we can make a sequel to that won't that won't be a three? And it's like, oh, Counterstrike. All right, let's go. That's crazy.

What is there aversion? The fact that it's never saying that Counterstrike 2 is crazy to me. Well, I mean, yeah, there was global offensive, which is technically different. It's a sequel, but it's not two. It's not two, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not two. It's a sequel, though. Man, they're putting a valve putting, they're putting out a new shooter with no sprint in 2023, doomed to fail. I feel like there's no way that's going to work. There's no way that's, that's not a good design decision. That's going to be a horrible idea. You'll see. Yeah, no, it won't. It'll be fucking amazing.

And everybody's going to play it and it's going to be fucking, it's going to, everybody's going to be like, wow, this is well designed. Turns out good design stands the test of time. crazy. They're going to put it out. They're going to put it out. It's going to not be finished. Like every of the major game is. No, I don't think so.

This game came out. I don't think Val will put out something not finished. They have no incentive to. They have no reason to. They didn't have a reason to do this in the first place. We'll see, man. What makes you say that? Every game, every kind of competitive game,

shooting-wise, it comes out and not done. That's just how it works now. No, but that's not VAT. I'm not finished. And it's like, well... Valve made a VR. Valve made that fucking Half-Life Alex game and it's like the only

example of AAA VR in the industry. As of now. I think they'll do it. I think they'll nail it. They've done nothing... They've done literally nothing wrong the entire time.

And it's because they're so rich that they don't care to. Like, they could just... They could easily just do nothing and rake in the money. but they were deciding like let's make our fucking game and then you know what we have

all the money in the world so let's just put it out when it's actually done and ready we'll see I agree I think they can possibly do something I think something cool can happen from it I don't think it's possible I think I would bet

well I mean that that would depend on like whether or not people like counterfeit I would easily put like $50,000 on this game being perfectly like not broken I would put that much money behind it. That's how good valve is. Oh, see, man. Interesting.

I hope it was good. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go to the questions. The gorilla that murdered Captain America. Good day are lovable schizo demons. How many guerrillas could Captain America take in a fight? Cap gets only his shield and the fight will begin in Times Square. Both sides know that it's a fight to the death. Well, I mean, if it's a gorilla that understands it's a fight to the death, that's already kind of like, Is that like a, is it just a normal gorilla that understands that Captain America and is out to you? What are you doing, by the way? You're clicking around.

Are you playing cookie clicker? No, I'm like, I'm looking at emails and shit. Pay attention. I'm paying attention. I can still hear you. What did I say? I can still hear you. What did I say?

Well, I don't know, man. You see, this thing is this, right? Like, every fight a gorilla goes into, it's a life or death situation. No. They're wild animals, so they're like, they don't understand. Yes. No, they sometimes playfully roughhouse. Yeah, but that's roughhousing.

A gorilla, that's not with other animals. You don't know that. Like a gorilla, I don't know that. You don't know that. There could be a gorilla out there playfully roughhousing with a leopard right now, and we would have no way of knowing. I think Captain Merrick killed like three of them. Gorillas?

Can he lift a gorilla? Is he stronger than a gorilla? He's stronger than a gorilla. He's, much stronger than a gorilla. Yeah. Cat, I, I, I, what is his? Captain Martin can lift cars, Chris. Yes, he's stronger than a gorilla.

Stronger doesn't matter necessarily. It's, it's more about like. He's also faster, more durable, and smarter. I guess, but he's not a gorilla, you know? I think the gorilla. The gorilla's cool, but it's a super person. Yeah, but they're going to go like 85 miles per hour. That's insane.

But that's what a gorilla is. A gorilla is a super person. Yeah, that's like that's a super person imbued by with that is a super person customized by the creator of the universe. You know what I mean? Like that's like millions of years. Like to make, I don't think, to make this perfect. I don't, and even though he doesn't even get tired, right? Like, Captain America's terrifying, dude.

Like, I don't know. Like in an MCU, he's just like, if you're doing like regular comics, right, he's like, he can lift like what, like three sons, just like six thousand pounds. Can he do that? That's terrifying. He can lift like three gorillas and throw them at once. No, he can. And you pick up a car. He can't do.

Like in what context? A gorilla is like maybe like 300 pounds? Right, but like what context is he going to? You mean like if they're just like lying on top of each other? Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches.

Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. and all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Like if they all jumped on him, he could lift them off of and shove them back off his body. Well, sure. Well, sure. I guess, but that's not exactly all of that way. Like if they were around him, he could like, ah, like knock them back. No way. I don't believe that. Yes.

He could just back up like, ah, like that. That's not real. Listen. Yes. I think. Think of it like this. Captain America has beating up Spider-Man consistently. Why does he have a shield, though?

Why does he get a shield? Why does Cap get a shield? Yeah, why does Cap get a shield? Because he gets shot at him more, because everybody has a thing to prevent them from getting hit by bullets for the most part. No, no, no, no, no. You're missing what I'm talking about in the context of the fight.

Like, he says Captain America only gets his shield. It's like, why? Why does he get a shield? He doesn't get a moment. Yeah, like, the gorilla's not going to shoot him. Just need it. The fuck? Because the gorilla, he would just throw it out to grill his neck and break the nape of its neck.

That's it. They would just die. Yeah, give the gorilla the shield as well. You could probably do a thing where he could hit a bunch of them. We can pinball a bunch of them and gets it back. And we're like, there you go. Patriism. Justice.

I've never, I've never liked that shield, honestly. I like it. I think it's cool as shit. It's cool, but it's also like really dumb. Because there's like, why does it come back? Why does it come back to him? What is that? That's just the properties of the shield, you know?

That's what it does. That's not how that, no. That's not how anything works. Vibrarian just does that? Why can Spider-Man stick the surface while he has clothes on? What do you mean? What does Spider-Ris does why he has clothes on? No, I mean, that, that is weird, but that's also like,

a power. You know what I mean? Like the shield isn't a power. Like, why, why does the shield bounce back and forth and then always knows when to come back to him? Is it like, is there like an AI in it? I think it's not knows. I think he can, he's, he's smart enough to know where it's going to be. That's so bizarre. Like, it's himself manually doing like the geometry. He's like, oh, hit there and hit that, hit that. And then it hits me back in my hand. I get, I got right here. I think I've seen it do like a spin in a way that's like around him. You've seen it in a video game. Maybe not in like an actual thing. I feel like I've seen it in like a thing.

I swear to God, I feel like I've seen it in like a thing. I don't think he's ever thrown. I don't think he's ever circled it without touching anything. I'm going to back to him, you know. That might be a video game thing. I don't know. I think the gorilla has it. I don't, I think it would be quite a few gorillas before he'd be down.

Quite a few. Like, maybe like, I don't know because he can take a punch. He's gotten punched about like Hulk and stuff and he's gotten back up, you know? Like, gorillas are like, girls aren't Hulk. Girls and gorillas, though. They can hurt him. I guess. I don't know.

He could fight, like, he could, I think he could be like 20, but at once he'd be like maybe like 10. Yeah, I don't know. The power scaling of comic books I've always hated. So, like, I don't know. Like, I really don't understand. Power scaling in general is this stupid. Just enjoy what you're watching. Well, I mean, in general, it's stupid, but especially, like, for me in comics, it's, like, really annoying.

Because, like, I don't really know why. I think it's just because these characters are so, like, human. And then, like, all of a sudden, it's like, they're fighting like a god and it's like it's less annoying and like I don't know like an anime because like they're already like they're barely people like I don't I don't see Naruto as a human being I don't see any of these people as human beings they're drawn so stupid they got big as eyes like you're not real these aren't these are cartoons these are cartoon characters you see a cartoon of Captain America that's

just like a that's just a guy it's it's so just a guy that we've had many live action movies of these people and it's been relatively fine As opposed to anime, which is, you know, that's a... Mmm. Mm. We got anime movie, anime live action movies. You can't cast anybody as Goku, is what I mean. Like, it's just, it doesn't work.

Yeah, you are. No one could do that. But you could cast like a million Spider-Man and Batman, and, like, it's fine. I can't believe they cast Justin Chatwin as Goku in that fucking movie. Why did they make that? I don't know. They were mad at us. Who?

them the those that be the powers that be the jews no no I didn't say that I'm sorry I saw I saw a black guy saying them

and I assume I thought back to Kanye and I'm sorry it's just like you know it's called pattern recognition that's a you thing that's a you thing that's not a me thing hey man you know

just like I you know it's a pattern it's a pattern it's a pattern uh not so fun fact The great Lance Reddick has passed away, rest and peace commander. I'm not having a nice day. Road in.

Yes, rest in peace, Lance Reddick. Greetings, gamers of light. I'm sure you all know about the recent passing of Lance Redick, aka the Voice of the Vanguard's leadership. I'm sure he left a great impact on all of our lives. My question is, has there ever been a celebrity death that has heavily affected you? This is one of them, one of them that I did not expect, to be honest with you. Because I like Lance Redick, and I've liked him for a long time.

But I never thought about how often I've heard him, like, throughout my entire life. I'm like, God damn, that does, that does indeed suck. But, I don't know, Robin Williams is probably like the first one, because that was sad because he was always so happy or whatever, and he was also like a constant presence. But I don't know, man. Outside of that, I was bummed when Norm MacDonald died because, like, he's my favorite comedian, but I know what he would think about it. So I wasn't that sad. But I don't know. Celebrity deaths don't affect me generally.

because I don't know these people You know, like, it's not like, I got to save I got to save that, what do you call? That grief for when it's important. I mean, that might sound a little bit callous, but. Dang. I have a few that had definitely affected me for sure.

One was Mac Miller. Mac Miller died. It definitely made me feel really sad. When, Michael Jackson died. I definitely felt very sad as well. And then Michael Jackson.

Probably Robin Williams. Yeah, Robin Williams is the first one, I think. That I could remember. Robin Williams also made me feel really bad as well. Yeah, I don't know, man. It's a... This sucks. I'm going to move on. I don't want to think about these.

I don't want to think about these things. Matt Walsh is a hero of our time. Sweet Baby Gang for Life, Good Day, fellas. We need a I want to rock gay parents. Well, that's easy. That's an easy. That's an easy one. Look, we're working on, obviously, like, our extra episode, down with the dickness is up.

I want some top. Top. No, it'd be easy. Obviously, be I want, I want, I want a cop. I want a cock. Yeah, I want a cock. That's obvious. It's it.

It does the work for itself. We, we understand. We understand the demand is there. But we want to wait. We, we'll do, we'll do one, maybe a month. every other month. Like one maybe one a month or one every other month. We'll do one when we have an idea.

I think that's generally the idea. I don't want to force it. I don't want to be like a quota where it's like, oh, we didn't do one this week. Let's like, let's phone it in with like some random bullshit. Like if we think something's really funny, if we think something's fucking hilarious,

we'll go do it. We're working on down with the dick this now. Don't worry. We can't tell you when the next one's going to be because we don't know. We don't know what the next thing that's going to fucking make us giggle a little is going to be.

And so we got to, you know, you don't want to make a quote out of these things. It's why I stop making the musicals. It felt too far as I got to do this now. It's like, I have to do it now and now I don't want it. It's just too, it's too annoying. We'll get there. It'll happen, though. It'll happen.

We'll get there. We'll have a whole album worth. We'll have a whole EP worth of gay parodies. That is for certain. I don't know when that will be, but we will absolutely, you know, by the end of the decade, for sure. we'll have at least like an album and a half worth of just dumb songs about that day bro by the end of the decade we'll have a big we'll have at least like an album and a half's worth of songs about dicks and combs and all sorts of you know erections uh being gay this

bunch of gayness being gay without a doubt so don't don't worry that that content's a common hello to the three funny men they keep me sane oh by the way i I forgot to... Mr. Hot Salsa Roden. Hello to the three funny men that came me saying. First of all, Dobby died by a cursed knife.

Second, the sneak... I mean, that's still just a knife, though. That's kind of like... Yeah, it's kind of like the silver bullet thing where it's like, okay, I guess. But it's, I mean, it's just a gun. You know, that would kill me as well. Like, if you shot me with a silver bullet,

that would kill me. Like, I would be a dead per... Or at least be really fucking not okay. So, let's chill. Second, the sneak-o shit is more. because it was his idea to go to an orgy. He couldn't keep it up after fucking another girl and then ended sitting

in that chair while his girl was getting deep-dicked while staring into the dude's eyes. He was also holding her hand through this. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm not confirmed that last part because it's funnier. Yeah, that is fucking sad. Look, I have had many

opportunities in my life to take part in things like this. Like, oh, hey, you know, I've gotten, like, when I was with previous partners, we like the look, you know, we saw you from across the bar. I've gotten that before. Not once. Not once. I came real close. I did come really close to doing that once, but it just like, I was sitting in the car.

I was sitting in the car and I was thinking, like, do I do this for the story? I mean, it is a story. No, I don't know, this doesn't happen often. Like, it is something to at least experience. Get my, I don't know, what do you call? Get mileage out of this life, this one life that I had. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget

or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn, Safatee, Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN,

because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms.

Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man.

Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan. which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And I was sitting in the car. You're completely insane for thinking of that.

Well, it wasn't an orgy. It was just like, I don't know. I think it was just like a random three. I don't know. It was a random three, some random person remember on. I was thinking like, and I was sitting in the car. And I was feeling like, I don't know, am I this person?

Am I this person? Like, I don't know. Like, I don't, I feel weird about this. And then luckily, the other girl was like, she was just way too hammered to do anything. And I was like, thank God. I get like a moral way to get out of this. But like, I have, I have definitely bitched out of threesome's, though. Yeah.

It's an intimidate. It's a pretty intimidating bit because you're like, what the fuck is? I don't know. You think, you think it's cool until you, in the situation where it's like... You're about to do it, and you get terrified. You get, I'm scared. And then it's just...

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Terms and conditions apply. It's like, oh, I don't feel comfortable. I don't like this. No, you know what the problem is? The problem is, it's not even that. That's like not a fucking, like, whatever. Like, that to me, like, doesn't matter at all. To me, the, the issue comes in where it's usually you, a partner or somebody you care about, and then some random person that you don't know.

And that's the thing. It's like, I don't know this person. And so it's like, well, is there a way that I can do this? It's like, yeah, with a person I know. But if it's with a person you know, then that's its own mind field. And that's like, it's just like, I don't know. The logistics of making that work are so stressful to navigate that it's better just not to even bother with it. Like, I've found.

So, like, I... It's not worth it. Yeah. No, no. It's not worth it. And, like, man, I... It's not worth it, man. To be fucking sneaky.

You think you're going to be where... You think you're going to read and everybody's like, yeah, I'm fucking, I can't wait. Dude, I'd fucking... And then you get ready to present it. That's happened to me two times. And it wasn't even a stucco situation. And it wasn't even like a sneakie. Rico situation. It was literally, it was the only two times that it's happened to me. It's been a girl every

time. So it's me and two girls. I'm just like thinking like, what the fuck? I don't know. I don't know, I don't know this person. What if I wake up in my wallet's gone. You know, I don't know if they have anything. I don't know if they have anything. Like, I can't like, I don't want to like, I get scared. I'm like, what if I do with this girl and I'm like my girlfriend sees and she gets mad? Because every girl's like, I'm not going to get mad. And then they're like, they're like, it's a lot. Like, I didn't cheat on you. You were like, you were like, you told me to do said I could do that. Like, yeah, but just say no. It's like, I should have said no, because that's obviously a fucking trap. Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. It's going through it. It's a tricky. Like, I, I, I've just learned that generally it's like, just no is, is the right answer. Obviously a trap. It sucks. I would very much like for the world to not be so annoying. But, alas. Alas, it is.

Alas, who we are. So, Sneiko, my guy, I don't know what the hell you were thinking. You should have kept that to yourself, Sneko. I'm just saying, buddy. You should have kept that. Like, I don't know how old he is either. I don't know how, like, because he's younger, right? He's like 23 or something. Like, how old is Sneco?

I don't care. I don't care. I don't have remorse for him. He should just shut the fuck out. I'm just saying, like, I'm trying to figure out, like, because the first time I was approached, I was, I was, definitely, I was, like, 17, I think. Maybe 18. That's crazy.

I was, I was, like, 20, and I was like, no, no. I was, I was in college, because I went, I, I started college, like, early, because, like my birthday is all fucked. But like, let me see. Sneco age. He's 24 years old. Yeah, no, you should know better, bro.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man. You should know better. Don't do this shit. God, Christ. Stupid. Foolish, foolish. Foolish.

Foolish. Also, very crazy. He wanted to go. He wanted to go. Also, just fucking insane. Dude, it's insane. It's, look, it's one. thing, okay, look, I get it, right? It's an alluring prospect in some ways. And then you go and then

you're like, maybe you have anxiety, but then you think like, maybe this anxiety is something I should push through, right? It's like, all right, fine. But then as you're sitting there and you're feeling like super uncomfortable, you don't say anything, that's crazy. And then beyond that to go and tell that story as if it's anybody's business. He didn't have to tell anyone. He didn't have to tell a single. He could have went to the grave with that. He could, he could have went to the grave with And he would have been way better off. Easily. He would have been way better off.

I just never told anyone that. That could have just been like, every, we all have our fucking things we've done. They were like, I'm not proud of that. A million percent. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter.

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Personally, exactly. Like, oh, man, I'm not part of the time I freaking, you know, beat off on my way from while I was driving to school. I'm not proud of the time I fucking you know, kick that dog and it ended up rolling into the street and get hit by a car. I'm not proud of that.

You know? But you don't, but you don't go out and be like, yeah. I saw my girlfriend get fucking triple-teamed and I held her hand through the experience. It's just embarrassed. And the thing about it is like there's nothing to learn from it either. It's not like he was explaining. It's not like he was like explaining this as like a,

as like a way to show that like like yeah I was in this situation and like I was uncomfortable by I didn't say anything and like I regret that now and like you know I've learned a lot about like fucking just I don't know just my own it it was nothing like that he was just telling the story and he was surprised that people were confused by it

it was so confusing he's just a fucking if I'm gonna tell if I'm ever if I'm ever going to tell a story about shit that I'm not proud of it's oh it's like at the bare minimum it's going to be in the context of like at the very least maybe like opening up a door

for other people who are like maybe in a similar position who like might you know what I mean like just providing context for people even that

and even that it's like it's not my fucking business to do that it's not my fucking job to help you through your shit I'm not your therapist yeah dude

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$25 patrons. I will personally get ChatGPT and have it help all you. That's a terrifying prospect that one day ChatGBTGT is going to be the best place to get therapy. That's crazy. You know, that doesn't even feel impossible.

In fact, that feels very probable, actually. Like, I feel like... It feels very likely, in fact. I mean, honestly... Chat GBT, D. A very logical robot giving therapy I don't know that may

that that it might tell you it might tell you to unplug though the issue the issue is with that it's like it's probably like it there's no middle ground with that

it's either it's either going to be the best therapist that we could possibly have because it's just so right and so reasoned and so devoid of any cloudy like

bullshit and it doesn't have any it doesn't have personal problems it doesn't have anything or it's going to be so monstrously cold and unfeeling that we're going to have a bunch of

like Sheldons running around afterwards it's like well this girl broke my heart but it doesn't matter because actually you know the world is just a bunch of random atoms and it doesn't really you know what's to say like I beat a girl over the head with a crowbar and like is that a moral negative? I don't know like I mean it's just Adams

like big fucking deal like you know what I'm saying it's going to be a problem it's going to be a problem one of those two things is going to happen and it won't be in the middle it won't be like

this therapist is okay no chat GP therapist no no person with a chat GP therapist is going to be like yeah it's all right now it's how they're going to be

life changing in like a positive or negative way and that's it why you what are you struggling with what are you struggling with why did you kill yourself

man chat gbt dd Chat GPD, dude. It's easy, man. What's the next question, dude? The fuck, man. The fuck's going on, bro. What the hell?

It's so fucking crazy. All right. Chat GFT, dude. Let's move. Let's move along. Let's move along through the little question document. Logan Paul's directorial debut, Charlotte's Web.

That'd be fucking insane. Hey, snarky fellas, I will be turning 25 on March 20th. And I was just curious if any of you guys went through or are still going through a quarter-life crisis. Or for Derek, do you feel like you've entered a midlife crisis, as I often see myself as not making it past 60 or 70 years old? Thanks and keep to keep cracking out the content for my withering ear canals. So we'll keep this question for next time because I do kind of want to hear Dix thing on this. but I mean do I feel like I'm going through a quarter life crisis?

No I don't know what I don't know what I don't know what that means really At 25 I went through that Really at 25? I went through like a serious period of time I was like trying to really think about what I wanted to do And I wanted to be

And I feel like that's like a period of time And I got really dug a lot of work on my like On becoming a better person I was 25 Hmm I mean like a lot of like serious strides So like I want to I want to do this That's what I got west like when I was in school when I was like, yeah, I'm not going to drop out and say I at least get this degree.

That's when I was like, just a lot of things. Like, I got to get like a fine degree of financial security that I didn't have before. So definitely like that year brought a lot of, a lot of like necessary change to my mind. Yeah. But that's just like me. Some people just don't go through that. It makes sense. I think it's, I don't know if it's necessarily to do with being 25, though.

I think like, because for me. It happened at 25 for me. For me, it was, for me, like. what I would describe as close, as something that's close to this. I wouldn't consider it a crisis necessarily, but I think the pandemic spurred a lot of shit on where I was starting to like think a lot about like, oh, um, these are like patterns that are emerging and I don't want to, I don't want these to continue. But I don't know if that was like a crisis.

It was just like, oh, I have to think about it. And I think quite frankly, more people should be thinking about this a lot more often, like these, these things. Like, oh, I'm just, oh, I'm just, oh, I'm, when I'm, I'm, I'm, when I'm, I'm, I'm, I was 25, I had this, like, big realization, and then I changed a bunch of things. And it's like, well, you should always be, the world is changing constantly. And so you should be able to consistently be able to react to that and change what needs to be changed, reinforce what needs to be reinforced.

Like, I noticed for me, I was jumping from, I never stayed single for a long time. And I was jumping from, like, relationship to relationship. And it was, like, a bad idea. Because I never actually, like, got that time to process any of it. And, like, that was a big problem during the pandemic. And now it's like, okay, well, I'm 29. So I guess it's technically, like, a quarter-life thing, maybe? I don't know.

But I think it was less to do about the timing and more about the fact that, like, I just so happened to be an adult now. This massive global fucking catastrophe is happening. And I'm forced to just sit with all these thoughts. I think a pandemic is probably... A lot of people realized, like, they were okay. Yeah. I think I got through this like, oh, like, oh, I'm not fine.

Like, I thought I was. Yeah. And for me, I was just like, damn, I'm like not, like being like, I don't know, being alone in my mind, I never really was a loan of my mindset degree, but I realized I was like, oh, I'm not quite as like, fuck this some other people are really going through shit right now. And I'm kind of just all right, you know? Yeah, yeah. I think a lot of, I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people who had that at 20

if they were like in college or like in college at the time during that shit because that was fucking nuts. Dude, we had like what, like five people in our apartment and we were like wiping groceries and fucking buying beans and rice and bulk. We were fucking, it was like such a weird, everybody looked unkempt because there was no reason to be

camped and also like every barber was closed. It feels like a long time ago. It feels like a long time ago, but also it was like it feels like a little bit ago at the same time, just a very fucking. It's like a temporal anomaly. Like it feels ages ago. But it just happened, but also it's three years ago.

That's nuts. That's crazy that it's three years ago because it was a good year of our lives. At least. We're just like just fucking completely shattered. Just gone. Like in a lot of like really meaningful ways too. Like I couldn't do a lot of shit that I really was like really getting geared up. I was going to fly to um, I was going to fly to London. I was going to fly to fucking, you know, all over the world that year because I was making a doctor.

I wanted to make a documentary about E3. I had interviews lined up with, like, people in the industry, like, big people. Like, people I couldn't believe that I actually got them to sit down with me. Especially at the time when I was like a controversial, like, a relatively controversial person. It was crazy. And then all of a sudden, bam, everything stops. And it's just like, well, fuck. This blows.

And then I had to go back to making normal videos. And that's, that sucked even harder. Because it's like you're ready to, like, kind of move beyond this in some way. And now you're just stuck. That was, that was fucking horrible. Definitely weird Definitely weird energy Definitely like strange time

Definitely like Definitely like a wild endeavor You know like definitely wild I don't think we've thought I don't think we've fully thought about at all Like how How bizarre that time Like because

Oh no I thought about it a lot dude Well we thought about it a lot But I don't think it It's it's I'll put it this way It's crazy to me that that just happened And we it's We don't think about it anymore

I mean, I Like, do you think about the pandemic at all? I think about it as to the fact of how much time I lost. Like, I lost like two years in my life, just stuck in my room. This is my life when I was making better mind I ever had in my life. Yep. I was in my, I was in my latest 20s, but I was just like, you know, like, still like that was a time to go out and do stuff. I didn't see my girl.

Remember, I didn't see Lily for like four, five months? You saw Lily. You didn't not see Lily for five months. Nah, dude. for like four months I did not see her dude that's crazy the whole time we the whole time we lived at what you call it I saw her one time remember really we lived at our place

in our other place yeah we shot it to the other place we didn't see her at all that whole first time that's kind of nuts it's insane we just we just put a plow we held everything got held that's why that's why like technically like you know I'm 29 but emotion I didn't get real I didn't I didn't get to do anything from my fucking 27th and 28th birthday

you know? Yeah, it feels Well, no, not my 20, like my 20, my 20, my 26th and 27th year of my life was just kind of nothing. I feel kind of the same. Like, it feels like, because I'm turning 30 this year, but it doesn't feel like that because I, I feel like I didn't really live two whole years of this.

Like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel. Can I take off those years, bro? Take them, well, can I just jot them off? I mean, I feel like, since you're like, like, based on, like, what I see around, like, I do feel like more like a 27-year-old than a fucking nearly 30 year old like a million percent. And I think a lot of that is because of like a lot of the shit happened.

Like it's fucking it sucks. And what's worse for us is that we'd even we even experience that back. Because we were at least a lot of the adults. Yeah. Like dude my niece my niece didn't get to walk. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman. Host of Beyond the Script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't

even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving. into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomachache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach ache every day.

Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy, gut you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I mean, whatever. that's an important experience man I think for everybody I think in general I think not walking is one thing I think actually spending two years not being physically in school is way worse like that like oh yeah spending like spending two years not physically in a school environment not in like classrooms not having those like I don't know pre like early morning like meetups with friends and then post like after school social interaction I feel like that's way worse than like walking I walk to graduation like and I can't

even begin to explain to you how little that meant to me it was it I was I was cackling like I was high as shit but it meant a lot to me I walked up I grabbed my fucking piece of paper that wasn't even the real diploma anyway because that's not how any of that works and then like uh and then I just sat down and I was like this fucking I would so much rather be doing anything else right now it was so dumb because it like what the fuck like I give a shit like what this random like establishment it says it like like Like, I was in, we were in West Bumba fuck upstate New York. Like, I don't care.

I don't care about a degree from this place. The fuck. Especially a mandatory one. Like, fuck this. Yeah. Like, I remember the last thing because I worked hard throughout high school. And high school was just a lot. Like, for me, it was just like a lot of like experiences that like though, though.

Because like real, real, real shit for high school, real shit. This is very real me being very honest. High school meant very little, but at the time it meant the world. Yeah, I know what you mean. It means very little. It meant nothing. Like, at the end of the day. you really don't learn very much.

You really don't do very much because that's the way like high school is built in this country, you know. And in other countries in high school, like towards the end of the high school, you start learning into what you're probably going to do,

you know? They're like, hey, 12, 11th grade hits. You want to do film? All right, here's communication shit in high school to set you up to go into that field later on, you know, which is how it should be. But hey, that's,

that's something I just can't change. matter how much I cry about it. Yeah. But then what happens is when I got through high school, I felt like a really serious accomplishment. I was going to go to like a university, UC. And I was thinking about it. I had a bunch of like decently high scores.

I was like I chose not to. And I feel like a lot of my learning came for this experience of like working and being around other people. So I'm glad I had that, you know, but other people just didn't have that experience, you know? Some people just didn't have it. Also like going to school online, having like teachers not be able to,

no one was prepared to teach online. I wasn't an online teacher already. Dude, I hated. And like, and teachers fucking floundering, not knowing how to do shit, just ruining classes.

It's just fucking, ugh. Yeah, I, I remember being in college, like, my last year college that was,

like, starting to be a thing, like, where like, oh, go through the education portal on this website. And it was always,

always these, like, poorly designed interfaces with these, like, really fucking annoying, like, logins,

and it's just like a really unnecessarily confusing. And I remember just being like, yo, can I just hand in my paper? can I just like I don't know man I hated that

I was so glad I feel really really lucky that I got to get the fuck out of the education system before that started becoming like really really normal because I would have fucking hated that like the idea like infusing education with the internet

something that was like completely like separated at one point it was like okay like this is where I go to make videos for my friends online and like where I have fun and then all of a sudden sudden like having it, I feel like that would have totally, I probably wouldn't have done YouTube if I was like forced to be on the internet like that much for fucking college.

That would have sucked. The reason the reason that's why like is it's, I'm glad. I'm glad like right now I'm not, I'm not going back yet. I'm not, I haven't decided to jump back into college yet. I know I have to because I've spent too much time not doing. I need one more year in my year. I need one more year in my clinicals. Then I'm officially a.

registered nurse. Yeah. And I'm going to, I'm going to, I might as well go back. You know, like I have some, like, might as well just finish that last piece. But like, I'm really not excited to go back. Like, really not excited. Like, I'm taking my time, dude. Like, maybe in 29, I'll register and I'll be like, I'll did this over with.

Yeah. But it's just not. It's just not. The way school works is just stupid. Everything is dumb. Everything's dumb. Everything's dumb. What's the next question?

Everything's fucking stupid. Let's move on. Everything's so fucking stupid. It costs so much. Oh, my God, dude. That was what got me. I was like, fuck, man. I can't.

Thank the, dude. So there's this medical nursing program in, and, Cally called West Coast, or Western Medical, where you pay $100,000 for the program. And it takes people that are the dumbest motherfuckers ever and get them prepared to become a nurse.

And I'm like, yo, why would I pay that much? I literally have good enough grades to not have to worry about that. I already got accepted since more than one nursing program. But the idea is that you can just do that and become a nurse now. Let's do that. Any fucking jackass because the way the school is broken is stupid.

It's stupid. You don't need all that shit to become a nurse. You don't need all these stupid ass measurements and all these fucking things. All the things that are making you memorize, something will tell you that when you need to do it. And it's just like, Why am I doing that? Why am I doing this then?

In case you need to. It's like you don't ever need to. There are systems in place to help me do this. How come this motherfucker never had a nursing experience in his life can stay home and take care of his mother who's elderly and sick? Why do I need this? What do I need to do this? I'm fucking, I'm done. I'm done.

I'm going to get mad. I'm going to get back and not go back. Let's stop talking about it. Let's move on. God Emperor Sweeney wrote in. He says, hey, y'all. So I think we can agree that kids are insane And I wanted to throw the question

What was the most insane Such worst thing you did as a kid? Mine was when I was in sixth grade I sent this kid with special needs To give raspberries to this kid I hated Now I agree I agree This is what we call demonic But the whole situation makes me laugh regardless

That's insane I don't know how I would feel about that That's nuts That's just crazy That is a lot to convince This is a crazy thing made it that you initiated. Convincing a special needs

get to give somebody you hated raspberries on their stomach is fucking. That is honestly insane. That is that is funny. That is crazy. That is funny because you were a kid. And you're resourceful too.

Yeah, it's actually like really fucking clever. This guy's different. This person is not going to like I'll make this guy do that. I'm going to make him do that. And then if he says it's you who told him to do it, you can just pretend like you didn't. You just pretend like you here and everybody's going to assume you're right. It's a whole thing.

It's a whole fucking situation that you've got going on. It's good tech though. You had a plan. And I appreciate that. I think that's great. But as far like the the most insane. I was pretty level-headed

as a kid. Like I never really like I didn't I didn't go out of my way to find trouble because I just didn't care. I didn't care for it. I didn't understand like everybody was like, when I

when I met kids who were like let's play with fire and it's like why like why why are we playing with fire like what's the point like you're gonna burn down to everybody you're gonna burn a kid alive

and then you're gonna be fucking you're gonna be tried as an adult I think I grew up too quickly I think that's what happened like I grew up like when I was really tried as an adult I remember when I was eight years grown up and I'm gonna put you away

I remember when I was eight years old we like a friend of mine tried to convince me to like, I don't know, like, dodge traffic. That was a real thing. Like, he's like, let's run across the street and, like, try not to get hit. And I'm like, and I remember I was eight years old at this time. And I remember vividly telling him, and it wasn't like specifically these words, but this is what I was conveying. Like, in, just convert all this vocabulary to child vocabulary.

Like, do you understand that if somebody hits us, we will die and also probably careen them into another car killing them as well. Like, it's possibly like a really, really horrible set of circumstances waiting to happen today and it's going to ruin our night for sure. So, like, let's just play Marvel versus Capcom. And he agreed. But I was just like, I couldn't. Like, the fact that like there were people out there who were like, yeah, let's dodge drive.

I'm like, bro. I don't know. I never. That's crazy. I had plenty. I was a fucked kid. I was a fucking little problem cause. I got like stuck on a fire escape once

The cops had to help me down I threw a fireball At my fucking window That's a classic Definitely took the wrong train Ended up in Manhattan Ended up in Manhattan Where I lived in a Bronx with a Manhattan

Coordinates of it So like I was on a 161st street In Manhattan And I was just No no not Manhattan I think it was Manhattan Because I saw water So it was probably Manhattan

I was on like, what else did I do? Like, I ran away from home. Like, I just thought it was a dumb-ass little kid. Yeah, no, I... I was a bad kid. I was a bad one. I learned all of, like, well, not all of, but like a lot of adulthood's anxieties really, really early. And it's not because of my parents or anything.

It's literally just because, like, growing up in New York, especially, like, 2001 was a particularly, like, fucked year. For various reasons that I'm sure people understand. but also like other personal things that happened in my life at that point too. And so like I was just like, like, by the time I was like eight, I was just like, I was just blown away that kids were just like walking around like wide eyed and like fucking like, ooh, everything's so magic. I'm like, you're crazy. Yeah. Do you understand that terrorists attacked us? That's crazy.

That is wild. You get that? You understand what happened this then? And I wasn't like a bus. I wouldn't like intentionally like ruin anybody. day. I wouldn't be like a buzz kill about it. I wouldn't like be like, don't you under fucking stay, but I was thinking it. I was definitely thinking like how you, you want me to play Yu-Gi-o? Like how do you expect me to care about this? How do you play Yu-Gi-o right now when all this is

happening? Like I could not, I could not do it. And so like I just think I had a really like, I had a pretty early understanding of consequences. And then like when I was in a like early 20s, I was just like, I'm tired of caring. And then I immediately like went off to fucking, I made up for all that stuff. That was when I was like, I was getting alcohol poisoning and I was like I would find myself in like, I don't even know like Canada. I'm like a whim and I'm like, why am I here? Like what the fuck is going on? And I just went hard on the paint. When Jalen and I first moved out here, it was ridiculous. We were getting into constant trouble. Like we got into a fight at a party and then we woke up in a fucking Home Depot looking at PVC pipes. I'll never forget that. You got a tough

fight at a party? That's insane. We got, well, it wasn't like a, it was such, It was such a confusing, it was a birthday party for this girl. And she was throwing it out of her apartment. And everybody was drinking. There was absent. There was tequila. There were gummy worms that were soaked in alcohol. Everybody was fucking indulging because we were like 22.

It was like fucking just insanely irresponsible. Dangling off a balconies and shit. It's bad. But I remember, Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman. And I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all the. health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy

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it was like... I know who this is. Yeah, you do know, let's keep it. We're not gonna use names. But the birthday girl was like swiping at us because she was like small and she was like play fighting. But she didn't understand that a person is still a person. And like if you're 4 foot 11, you can still like, I mean, if you punch somebody in the head, it hurts, bro.

Like you've got bones. You're not a 60 year old with osteoporosis who's going to like turn to a fucking Drake's coffee cake the second you meet any time. of wind resistance. You're a fucking capable adult human. And so she was slapping us and then like

we were like defending and I was like what the fuck and it was play fine and she was laughing ah ha ha ha. It's like almost like a like vaguely flirtatious and I was like we got we

I look man I don't even know what's what right now. So like that's none of this is happening but also I can't really defend myself because she's so small

and I might kill her. So it was just like this whole game She hit, she hit our friend Jalen the back of the head with like a statue, I'm pretty sure. It was fucking crazy. It was fucking nuts. And it wasn't even malicious. It was just like, ah, ha, ha, ha.

We were all so fucked up because we all had absinth, which was like not, don't try absinth, really. Like, it's not really. That shit is disgusting, bro. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. And it's hallucinogenic. Were you there? We were at, we were at, um, we were at one of our friend's houses and then like, Jalen brought absence.

this more recently, like as adults. And he took a sip. He took one cup and he started sweating instantly. And I was like, dude, that's not all right. And we were all drinking it. And everybody was just like, this is bad. And one of our friends who, like, was a, who's a drinker, he took a sip and he was like, this is disgusting.

That's wild. And I was just like, this is not good. I don't like this. We finished a bottle because obviously, you know, it's open. Might as well finish it. We were all like fucking. We were all like, this is disgusting. And Lily was like, that tastes like evil listerine.

It is evil listerine. That's an evil listerine. And I was like, yeah, it's really bad. It tastes like it would clean anything. Like, it tastes, like, Absinth tastes like you could pour it on Chernobyl and it would be fine, probably. Like, it would be like, it would wash it away. It tastes like if you, like, oh, man, I killed this person as a bloodstain. Pour that on the carpet.

Right, right. right out. It's murder material. It's murder. It's murder material. But, oh man, don't drink that shit, guys. Don't. Don't. Don't like, don't. Just don't. Just don't, man. Yeah, but no, that was... Mascato. Don't drink Mascato and eat that fucking worm, bro. Eat the worm of the moscato. You have, have fun feeling like shit for the next eight hours, dude. Honestly, though, hangover cure, just fucking... You can drink as much as you want. If you just remember to drink Pedialite, you're fine. Like, it is amazing. Like, when I discovered Pedialite, I was like, oh. There's just no drawbacks now, like, actually. Like, I just have to, like, remember, like, how much I've had, and then I'm fine. But, like, at the same time... Like, yeah, the things put electrolytes back in your body.

Yeah, at the same time, though, don't, like, do... I don't know, man. If you're young, if you're, like, 20 or something, like, go ahead, sure, fucking... You know... I'm not gonna have that experience. If you're 21, if you're 21... Right, right, right, right. Have that experience.

Well, you know, I mean, people are... If you're... I actually didn't drink until I was... I actually didn't drink until I was 21, actually. I definitely started drinking much later than that. I think maybe I started drinking maybe a month. Because I remember when you started when you first started drinking like Mike's Hardes. And that's when we were all like 1920.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I hate it. Because I remember for a long time you hated alcohol. And whenever like me and our friend Elliot and like Aaron and all of the ones that were like actually drinkers would drink, you'd be like, nah, I'm good. And then, like, I remember as you got old, he started drinking Mike's heart. And I was like, look at your little baby drinks. And you know, like, it tastes good and it's refreshing. It doesn't taste good.

It does not taste good. Mike's hard. It doesn't taste bad. Mike's hard lemonade is horrible. I understand why I liked it when I was younger because it's like it kind of eases you in. But like, my God, I had one somewhat recently because it was like there at a party or something. And when I say recently, I'm saying like the last like year or two maybe. But like, it is fucked.

it is so much sugar it is so fucking insane oh it's very sugary yes it's too it's too sugary for me like i can't do it but it's a good started it's a good start of drink it's like it eases you into like okay you get used to the bitterness and there's enough sugar in it to kind of like undercut it and then you start drinking like for real stuff the problem with mike's heart is that you can i've drank them when i was thirsty before and that was a bad idea don't drink alcohol when you're thirsty don't do that don't do that it's a mistake I've made

more than once because I'm just fucking you know you're just you're just thirsty you're like after a party you drink a little bit you're like I'm really thirsty cold mics hard you drink that and you're like oh I'm still really thirsty I've settled

and then you get really fucked up I've settled into a habit of just like if I'm gonna have a drink it's like a Moscow mule or like if If for whatever, it depends on the event. If it's like a beer place, I'll be like, all right, I'll get a Guinness, I guess. I don't really like beer. But Guinness is the only one that I can stomach.

I don't drink anymore. I don't drink anymore, so I don't know. Like, if I drink, it's a very rare occurrence. I really don't like drinking. It is too much of a social. It's too much of a social thing. And I'm just like, I might as well. Like, I don't have like an alcoholic or anything.

I don't have it like an addiction to it. So it's like whatever. I'll have a Moscow. family drinks like fucking crazy bro oh my god Spanish and in my family doesn't my family

my family does not no one drinks in my family my sister doesn't drink I don't drink my cousin is would you say your family is less as far as like the the two halves of what you are would you say that they lean

away like more away from Spanish and my grandma's very Spanish but that's But she is half. That is a thing. But what I mean is like the general,

what I mean is like the general composition of your, of your family, like, vibes-wise. Like, it's probably not like super Spanish. It depends. It depends on the side because my grandmother, my grandma's children are all black people. Right. Like, everyone has lasting Jameson.

But I would wager that, I would wager that that half of the family doesn't drink that much. You're right. You're right. And then my other side, all of my Hispanic cousins, like they drink like wildfire. They love it. Spanish people,

we, we, it's not Irish. Irish, like, it's not that, like, Ireland, motherfuckers. And British people too, dude. They get fucking hammered. But I've, and I've noticed this because my entire family's Hispanic, like all of them, like the entire fucking thing. And so, like, New Year's happens and it's hilarious. It's like, not quite belligerent. No one's an alcoholic. No one's like, losing their minds, but everybody is absolutely drinking. And it's interesting.

Like, I've just noticed that. That's a fascinating. That's kind of interesting that that's true. We are like, we just, we just don't do it. We just don't. Yeah, I feel like Jaylen's family, I feel like Jaylen's family doesn't really drink that much either. As far as I know, I don't, I don't, I don't know if it's aversion to, I don't, I guess I just didn't see my anyone drinking growing up. So no one drank, you know, no one drank, no one smoked.

No, see, I noticed... Like my Uncle Joseph smoked, but that's it. Yeah. I just noticed it. It was just like something interesting. It's like I didn't see a lot. Like, because I had a lot of black friends, especially younger. Like, obviously, like, now it's...

I've had the same friends for a long time. But when I was littler and I would go over to like my, like, my friend Dakota or Justin from high school. Mm-hmm. They have, like, no alcohol whatsoever. Like, they had, like, cooking alcohol. and that's about it. I was like, this is so fucking interesting. Like, I wonder, like, I don't know.

Like, I didn't know what to make of that because it's like whatever. But, like, I just thought it was like fucking fascinating. That's like an observation that I've been doing this. Yeah, we don't drink. We don't drink like that. We're also religious. I guess that's why we, well, my grandma's religious and she raised us with those values. My fan, I mean, Hispanics are fucking very religious.

I just don't think they care. They care less. I think they're like performatively religious more often than not. Yeah, yeah, no, it's definitely performance. A lot of people are more performative than anything, you know. They're like, they're like, I'm Christian until I cheat on my fucking husband. Yeah, yeah. And it's like, yeah, of course you are, dude.

I'm straight. I'm vegan. I'm vegan until that fucking man, I'm just really high and that, that taco truck was fucking good. That cheeseburger sounds really good. Yeah, it's like, all right, yeah, whatever. Fucking sure. But like, for me, it was never drank. So, like, now, like, because when I, the times where I would come home drunk myself,

because I had, like, a drinking phase. And I come home drunk, but that's also why I know when, I just we all did that. We all like drank a little bit when we were younger. We were like, oh yeah, this is kind of not my thing. I mean, I like it. I just, I just, I like it now actually more that I know, like, where my limits are and like how to navigate it. Because when I was like, I mean, it was a lot of, it was a lot of fun when like we were starting out, like out here and just getting drunk all the time. It was fucking hilarious. But I didn't like it as much. Like now it's like, oh, I know exactly like how much I have. I know exactly where my limits are. I never wake up with hangover.

anymore even when I don't have fucking pedulite I'm never fucking going off on the deep end I'm never like running across the street fucking naked or some shit um but I also I also just don't I don't smoke either anymore either like I just I just stop doing that as well I never really

I only smoked it a little bit and I I don't like smoking like in general like the like the process of taking like this this stick that's on fire bringing it up to my fucking lips inhaling it into my fucking lungs and feeling it burn

and then like blow i i don't like that it's not supposed to burn well you know what i mean like the fucking the holding it in your lungs and having that like i don't like that feeling at all like i don't like i don't like the experience of smoking at all i like weed i like taking like a little bit of edibles like tiny edibles just just so i can i prefer smoking i prefer smoking but that's because of the fact that i like that was a cultural thing you know like that's like i fucking

that was not a cultural thing in new york in new york growing up like growing up in like any like ghetto area of New York everyone smokes dude if you don't smoke you don't get invited to places because I remember when I stopped smoking I remember when I stopped smoking I stopped getting invited to places hmm and I was like oh this is weird

no one's inviting me because even like out here when I was like definitely like way more like towards like I would smoke like once in a blue moon before whenever you stop smoking whenever you become the person that's not doing shit people don't invite you it's like oh you're this king's not gonna do anything you know he's just gonna chill you know Like, that's not fun for him.

And it's people, it's people just being actually accommodating. You're like, oh, he's not going to really enjoy what we're going to do. So we're not going to just drag him out here to just be chilling in a room with the dog for the next six hours while we're all drinking and smoking and snoring whatever the fuck we're doing. So I understand. So I don't hold anything from it. When I was younger, I was like, fuck those guys. Yeah. They're stupid.

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If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that can kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health.

Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcast. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Visit for the people.com for an office near you. And now I'm like, I get it. Most I can do is like A little bit of an edible Because it just makes everything funny And then I think of funny Enough that I can think of hilarious shit And then write it down

Because there's the degree where like I would take edibles And then I would Laugh the hardest I've laughed At things that we were saying And then I wouldn't write any of them down And I would forget them all And I would be like

God damn it, that sucks Now I know exactly how much I need to like Get that boost And then like write them all down alcohol I've cut back on I still smoke cigars every once you know like very rarely like maybe like twice a year max if there's two cigars in my life

I like cigars in my life and I was like because my camera cigar is like oh this is what a blunt is like oh man I can turn out until a good blunt now I'm just like a cigar full of weed is fucking insane well no that's what it is dude when you're smoking like a blunt or like a dutch or anything like that they're just a gutted cigars a black I'm out you gut.

Yeah. And you're like, damn, dude. I don't much money. But also, who the fuck's buying like a, you're buying Dutchmasters, you know? Those are not fucking good cigars. No. They're not like $37 Cuban cigars.

Each one is like fucking $40 Cubans. And you're like, what the hell? I mean, to be fair, to be fair, a lot of cigars, I haven't really, cigars are weird because I wouldn't describe them as good. It's just so much as like, when you're smoking a cigar,

your brain goes into a weird headspace because it's not quite like, it's not like doing weed you're not inhaling. I'm sure like some people know that. I'm sure there are other people listening to the podcast you don't because I know that

I remember the first time I had a cigar no one told me that and it was fucking awful. But it's, it, I don't know, it puts your head into this weird headspace where it's like, this feels kind of smoke cigarettes actually. I bet it's probably the same.

Similar. Similar. Yeah, I would. Cigarettes you inhale the smoke and you blow it out, you know? Right, right. Cigars, you just, you just puff it into your mouth. You get the flavor of the cigar.

And then you exhale it. That says what it was a cigarette. Which I, I didn't know that either. I didn't know that at all. I feel a lot more comfortable with that. Just health-wise. It's still not good for you, but like, I mean, it's, you know, nothing really is. So as long as you're not doing it like fucking kind.

If you're smoking cigars daily, bro, like, you're fucked. Like, you're not having it. You're not, you're not. Yeah. We're also. We're also, we're, there's, dude, I, I stopped smoking a long time ago. And my lungs are still fucking healthy. lungs for the most part, you know, like, when we weren't smoking, like, I know people that have

been smoking for years and then they go on like fucking mile runs. And it's like, how, how do you do that? And it's like, oh, no, you just, because, you know, your lungs are stronger than we think they are, obviously. So it's like, oh, like, no, dude, I just, I just don't smoke all the time and I kind of eat fine. And then it's going to run or something like that. And it's like, that's crazy that people do shit like that.

Yeah, I don't know Whatever Anyway, that's Don't do drugs though kids Unless you want to Don't yeah I mean Partake responsibly

I would say I would Here's what I would say Honestly like sincerely Like if there's anybody Listening to this Who is like like You know younger or whatever

Sincerely A lot of the shit that they tell you About like weed And like a lot of this stuff Is like remarkably overblown And I remember being like fucking really annoyed that that was the case.

Because it was just like this lie, basically. Like, oh. Oh, weeds gonna, weed's gonna fucking, and you should, obviously, like, it's with anything. It's, I would make the same argument with video games.

I would make the same argument with porn. I would make the same argument with fucking, literally anything that's even remotely dopamine-oriented, where it's like, you just got to be careful with how you, how you indulge in it. Like, it's not a matter of,

like, whether or not it's healthy or unhealthy. Like, all the healthy and unhealthy things about it come from your habits with it. Like, you can absolutely, you can smoke weed your entire fucking life, and it, it's healthy. As long as you, like, you're not fucking, like, you know, every fucking moment of every day, like three times a day. You know what I mean?

Like, you can. Absolutely. I have had... A very important thing is moderation. Moderation is the key to everything. All of those things. Except sugar. Except sugar.

Because sugar will kill you and we're all fucked because it's in everything. So it's, it's fucked. So it's just fucked. Yeah. Sugar is the, is the, is the, it's the. the culprit. You gotta really, you gotta like, but it's also wildly addictive. It's so good. It's so good. It's so good. I understand. Sugar is like, sugar is so good. Like, tasting, that even though we know it's horrible for us, none of us are willing to really give it up in any

real meaningful way. Nah, fuck that. Fuck that. We as a society, we've, we've been like, you know what? Prohibition on alcohol. know, this, this drug is illegal. Cocaine is illegal. You know? Sugar is fine. I mean, I'm not comparing the two necessarily, however, sugar is definitely going to, like, if anything's going to kill you, like, in all likelihood, it's probably going to be sugar in some capacity. Like, actually. Hey, man, it tastes great.

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I've been gargling on piss. I ran over my 2003 Silverado with my new voodoo blue 2020 Toyota Tacoma. Pre-Raz, Blake 896. The spider that crawls into your mouth while you sleep. Ashlet, the presence that non-verbally encourages people to leave the room now before something happens. God Emperor Sweeney, clean yo dick, Bucco Peterson away. Nia. Flies away hits building.

Church of Cammy's abs. Tonka, the inbred cabbage patch kid. Blocked by Steve Shives. Alaskin oil field trash. Lieutenant Lipton's famous Wiverns debunking the Pussy Hat incident of 2017. Sue Hulk, the Goutlaw, Nikki Ziggy, Gears of War Collection coming to Nintendo Switch with Labo support, featuring a fully functional Lanser controller. Lobotomized Jesus, much like Jeffrey Epstein loves all the little children. A teeny tiny little worm creature that lives in Tom Sweeney's ear canal and whispers dark truths to him every night.

Jordan Strickland Oh my God Jordan Peterson's Twitter out of 10 I like to chew on Jolly Ranchers Jackson DuP Badly Brave Hugger Derek Rick Rick Cip RIP Commander Zavala

Aetherian Pergerian Hunter Bomber Chan And as always rounding out our list The King of Haphazard The King The King of Haphaazard

And that's That's it What are we going to do now I'm going to wait for Does Resident Evil come out tonight or tomorrow? Tomorrow. Tomorrow? Yeah.

They're not doing like a nine, like a midnight thing. It comes to the 24th, doesn't it, Chris? Because of the 23rd, I'm pretty sure. Let me see. I could be wrong. Resident... If that's happening tonight, I'm...

I might do that tonight, too. Yeah, I'm not going to be doing fucking anything. Oh, no, you're right. God damn it. Yeah, because of tomorrow. I was going to say, if it came out tonight, I would just come over tonight and I'll just play it in the living room.

God damn it. What is, where's the yeah? 20 March 24th. All right. Damn it. That means I'm

busy. I'm busy tomorrow night and I'm busy Friday, which is awesome. That's, yeah,

exactly. I was hoping. Oh, well. Thanks for all your support. We appreciate it. We'll catch you guys on the next episode. Derek will be here

the whole time. I assure you. And then there's going to be an extra one in the can as well for all of you Patreon subscribers. So be on the look up for that. And I'll see you next time.

Bye-bye. Figure nagget. All right. Click and collect. Order confirmed. Dad, tomorrow can we start a band? Yeah. Can we become robots?

Affirmative. Can we go crab battling? That isn't a thing. How about swimming? Dad, can we take a nap? You not off and I'll pick up the shop and deal. Deal. While you do the important things, we'll do the essentials.

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