The Snark Tank - #149: Blackface Joel vs GBA Norman Osborn

Episode Date: April 3, 2023

The boys briefly talk about the creator clash 2 drama and other dumb stuff. Btw, we know GBA Norman is not realAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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That's a degree better. Learn more at ASUonline.asu.org. Hey, look, you say, little dead mean. Hey, everybody. Whoa. Whoa. Hey, already, welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. It's crazy how nothing happened this week at all.

Isn't that wild? Isn't that insane? Born as fuck, bro. I just wish so one of us, I just wish somebody like one of us, anyone would just like something would happen. Yeah. Yeah, I wish. That'd be so cool.

If something dramatic happened involving one of us in the podcast. It would be so cool if something happened involving us that literally also simultaneously has nothing to fucking do with me at all, me, Chris, at all. The fuck, what the fuck. So, I mean, I don't even know how to intro this. But obviously, we had to talk a little bit before. This is like, should we address this? And I'm like, absolutely.

Like, we absolutely should. Because it would seem disingenuous if we didn't. And I'm in a weird spot because, again, once again, just not my fault at all. Just, just nothing. I've done fucking nothing at all. I've sat. So awesome. I've gone to the gym.

I've been punched in the face like several times a day for like many, many months. I've been following. I've been behaving myself. My ass has been behaving itself for charity, all this bullshit. And of course I get swept into a, and you know what this reminds me of actually? What? This reminds me a little bit of when Lacey and I first started going out and everybody had like some crazy. It was like this big fucking.

And I'm just like, I'm just minding my fucking business, bro. it never stops. You know what's crazy? This is technically your fault because you made choices that allowed for this to happen. So this is technically your fault. I kind of agree.

You didn't cause it, but it is your fault. I kind of actually agree. I just watched, I was watching John Wick and watching all the, and the whole premise of that if you're paying attention is the whole consequences.

You know, your actions have consequences. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I feel like the ripples that you've made. Right. See, exactly. Exactly. You dated Lacey Green and that was the ripple.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, if you live a certain life, you can't do certain things. That's just it. And you constantly try to do things you shouldn't be doing. I shouldn't be doing it. I shouldn't be doing charity. The one thing that I've taken out of this is that I'm never doing charity again.

Don't do charity. Don't date women. Well, that's not a problem. But like, I'm not, I'm certainly. not, I'm never doing charity. Like, if anything, I feel like I'm owed now. You know, I should, there should be a charity just for me, the man who catches strays. Because like, what the fuck is all this?

And for the uninitiated, obviously I'm doing creator clash and my opponent was kicked. The internet has its own opinion on that. I am under contract. So I, I, and, you know, as an adult person. I don't really care to get in trouble in that way. Not that I think I would, but just I've been trying to behave myself just generally. If I wasn't, I wouldn't be doing a charity event in the first place. So, I mean, how I've decided to do this is Sweeney and Derek, they can say their piece.

And they can cover this as people who are pretty, I mean, relatively outside of this. but as someone who's both directly involved and also just has nothing. I can't. It's so wild to me. You're indirectly, directly, directly involved. Yeah, it's so annoying. It's so fucking irritating. But, I mean, you guys, go ahead. Go ahead. Well, I feel like since you can't, since you can't say anything, let me tell everybody what, like, really went down. Right. So it's pretty simple.

Well, I do want to make it clear. They didn't, like, give me, like, a new contract. They didn't tell me I couldn't say things. I just don't care to... I just don't... This is a charity thing. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not trying to, like, make this about me. I'm not trying to, like, throw...

Like, make a whole thing out of this. I've been training for, like, eight months. I just want to follow through with my commitment. Get this done so I can get back to making fucking videos again, because I deeply fucking miss that. So my head's down. I'm just focusing on the fight, which is now going to...

be, I don't think I can say who it is yet. I wouldn't say yet. But yeah, but it's a new opponent. It's completely, like, I haven't, I've trained for a specific opponent. Now I'm training for like a new one with like a few weeks to go. So it's like it's very, it's very stressful. But I mean, yeah, I don't know. You guys.

Yeah, it's pretty whack. But, you know, it's unfortunate. Yeah, how things unraveled like pretty obvious, you know, Mr. Frog. he uh he unfortunately slept with stamhide and that was it was like a little i was like i can't believe that happened that's that's weird and um and for some reason sneko got involved he was kind of like hey i kind of like the cut of your guys's jibs can you mind if i watch you might if i just take a few picks and stand in the corner maybe bring up my girl in there they'll i can toss around a little bit if you want you know if you guys want to you guys have

Promo third two. Right, right. And essentially what happened was like, Froggy Fresh had the brilliant idea where he's like, oh, yeah, you know what, I'll film this as promo for Creator Clash 2, and that's where everything kind of got weird. That's essentially what we're looking at.

And it kind of just unravel from there. Groggy was saying some things like, oh, I should probably get Chris up in here too. You know, let's get it like really weird. And it started kind of like, things started unravel quick. I was kind of, I was like, damn, bro. Like, this is for charity. This is for fucking charity.

Why you got to get all this cuckery in here? Why you got to fuck around like this? You could cuck for charity. Cucky for charity isn't a bad thing. That's actually not a bad idea. Yeah, it's cucking for charity. What would that be? What would that be?

What would that be? What would that be? Somebody fuck your wife for charity? That is insane. How is it insane? Who? Chris Regan. In a world of endless notifications, there could be an important one you're missing.

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the charity no no no I well I guess I guess so I guess it all depends on the charity that's a charity mm-hmm like if it's a charity I know that's doing like if it's a charity I know that's doing work like getting shit done I'm like look man you're saving lives right now you know that right bit yeah I'm a fan of a charity called Doctors Without Borders and um I I like the cut of their jib And so I might Are you saying that?

Where are you from the fucking 19th? You're from the, you're fucking, what are you? Somebody on the fucking frontier of America Trying to colonize fucking the West? So I'm on a different arc right now, man. As you can see,

I got a brand new webcam. I'm fucking crystal clear. I don't look like a dark void anymore If you can tell. Cool. I got a little drip going on. Look at this. Whoa, what the hell?

Shit. Oh, weird. Whoa. Wait. Wait, do you have this? Do you have this? I don't have that. Which one's that?

What's that? This is a... I don't know what this is because it doesn't say what it is. And I forgot what it was. And I stopped using it immediately because it did... It did that stuff. It followed me around. And I was like, I don't want it following me.

So you can get it to stop. Like... I don't know how to do it. I don't know how to do it. So you just put your hand up for me. You just put your hand up. I don't like that. I don't like that.

You tell it to follow my dick. And then it stops. And then so... Can you get it to... I don't like that. Can you get it to recognize your penis and then, like, go back and forth? I've tried many a times. Yeah, yeah.

Recognize my penis. I try, because I was like, this is... You draw, like, a photo realistic face on it so that maybe it tracks it. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, imagine your face looks enough like a dick. This is enough like a dick for it to work on your dick. It's like, is my face like a penis? What?

I saw one of the funniest. This is revolutionary shit, bro. This reminds me of a video I saw a long as time ago where somebody got like a face drag or like a face zooming and Cameron it zoomed in on this one girl's knees. And it was, she seemed so, she seemed so insecure about it. All right.

So this is my, this is my piece on a whole entire, what you got. So we, yeah, yeah, go ahead. I'm,

I'm, I'm, I'm, canonically a person that likes to mind my business. Yeah. I, uh, I,

I just, I, drama gives me anxiety. And I, uh, I try to avoid it. And then this is stupid. I think,

um, I think things happened. I don't know everything. I'm very aware I don't know everything. Also, at the same time, don't care that much. I just hope Chris doesn't die in a ring, I guess. I don't know. That's about it.

I'm just like, hey, you know. They're putting me against Lewis Spears. That's really unfortunate for you. Yeah. That's a very unfortunate. That's fine. You can be a way better fighter than him, and you're very, very, very likely going to lose that fight no matter what you do.

I don't know. He might be so tall that it might. might be a... If you can get inside the pocket, you might have a chance. Like, he, because he is eldritchly tall. Like, he's a very tall.

Hi, Lewis, by the way, he's friends of ours. I've never seen someone that made me scared because of how tall they were. He had to duck constantly. He had to duck constantly in our house in our, in our apartment

when he stayed with us. I love Lewis. He's a cool dude, great guy. Lewis enters the room like a monster from a possession movie. He, like, ducks down

and puts an Arm in. He goes. He has to duck down. That's funny. Arm in and enter room because he, if he, if he ran through an apartment building in America, he'd hit his head a lot. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I was really hoping to do that honestly, like, yeah. I was with all of my energy, I was, because like, of course, you're the homies, so I want to see you be prosperous. But when this shit got all weird, weird and I was like, okay, please, please fighting gods. just quick audible get Michael Reeves and then he just pieces you up

hard he just fucking works you so bad Michael never stopped by I feel like he's still boxing still I feel like behind the scenes he was so good at it he just has like I have to keep doing this Michael Rogers is definitely definitely still boxes he definitely still boxes he got injured actually

so he's so he's not like I mean he's not dead but like uh or like in a cast or anything but he he couldn't He could not do it. He found out that I... That was this thing, man. He was the person...

Oh, this is my thing. I'm good at this. He was the person I wanted to fight. Because he was... It was just like a perfect... It was like there's no more... That would be an actual perfect match. And I've had like...

I mean, they announced it only like a few months ago. So like, behind the scenes, they were like... I mean, there were many... I mean, I could talk about that. I can't name them specifically. But there were like at least three opponents before we landed at first. froggy and you know so the way my opinion like the way that I feel about it is I did this I was

interested in doing Creator Clash immediately after I got back from the last one I was like I want to do it this is what I want to do I want to do creator clash and so they they got me in they a bunch of opponents passed we got this one cool this one didn't work out regardless of how unfair or fair that is it's it sucks for me especially because I just got it I'm still doing this you know I didn't I didn't get kicked out I'm doing this And I want to follow through on it because for me, beyond this being just a charity event and just kind of exciting, this is a thing, and this is going to get a little gay, so I apologize. But this for me was a really big deal because I wanted to prove to myself that I could commit to something this rigorous and intense and follow through on it and do it. And so I know a lot of people have been asking me to like, oh, hey, drop out or whatever.

I'm not doing that. first of all, it's a charity. I would feel like such a dick dropping out of a charity event. There's still a lot of good that's going to come from this. And also, and I can talk about this because it's in public, this weird fucking 100K misfits thing. Look, man, I was all, if anybody watches my streams or anybody knows me even remotely, you know I was one and done with this shit. I'm doing this. And then I'm back to making videos again. I miss it so much.

Fuck this. Dude, getting paying, paying people to punch you in the face for several months is not fun. It sucks. It sucks. It's very rewarding and very fulfilling, but it also fucking sucks.

So, like, I can't wait. I cannot wait for April 15th to happen and get my fight and just, like, come home and be like, I don't have to do anything ever.

Like, I don't have to think about any of this. I can go home. I can relax. I can play video games for, like, nine, 19 hours straight.

I can make a video and I can stay up to like 5 a.m. writing and do all this shit again. I'm excited to get back to that process. So the prospect of delaying that again, like not only doing this fight, which I'm risking my fucking well-being for,

for charity, and then doing another one in like two months later. Fuck no. Like, fuck no. And tell you what, if you want me to do it, give me like,

give me $5 million I'll do it. Give me, me, Give me five. Give me millions of dollars and I'll think about it. All right? Because look, this is for charity. If I'm doing this again, it ain't for charity. I'll tell you that much. I'm telling you that much, man.

I'm not risking fucking CTE for charity again. Like, no. That shit was so manipulative. The way they released the image too of like, it's on the table now, June this. And it's like, why would you release that? They gave like a date for it as if I had like, and they'd like wait.

And then like waiting for Chris to respond. It's like, bro, no, what are you talking about? Look, it's one thing for- Do you think I want to do this? Do I look like somebody who love, who just wants to just like, yeah, you know what? Get me back in. And you know what?

Boxing gloves on your fucking arm right there. That's true. That the fuck. Yeah, yeah. That is fair. And you look very, you look like you're born for this, bro. And you know what?

Maybe like after the fight, if I fucking dominate and I get like that insane cocaine rush, maybe, maybe I'll think about doing something like that. But even if I were to agree to something like that, first of all, ain't for charity. No. Second of all, it ain't going to be

like two months after my fucking fight. Like, I want at least like a year of just not thinking about any of this. You should fight 12 times a year, bro. Break the record, man. Like how often,

like, break the record. Actual question is, as actual sincere question as somebody who's like, kind of like a novice to all this. I've only started recently paying attention to,

and even that's really just watching fights and stuff. Like, how long is the break between, professional like when a box or boxes how long is the weight between

that match and the next one? It completely depends. From what I remember from what I remember Is it ever? It's months. It's like months. It depends.

It depends on how like how Because like what it depends on what the commissions If they clear you or not Or if they suspend you for a certain amount of time Depending on your condition So if you got your ass fucked up They might suspend you for months And then we're in test on you to make sure you're okay

until you're cleared to box again. Or if you say just Cato motherfucker and you were untouched, you may not even be suspended and you can take a fight the fucking next week or something. Because usually most fighters, right? Like, let's go to MMA, right?

I know most fighters. Isu or Sanya, I think a year or two ago, he fought four times in one year. That's a lot. That is a lot of fights in one year. Four is a lot of times to go in the ring. That's not. That's not a quick break.

That means like every three months he was preparing, like, yeah, two months off, preparing for another fight. And I'm immediately off there. And that's a lot. Because if you get fucked up each time you're going back in there and less of yourself. And that final time in the year, you're just a shambling geist running through the ring trying to fight. Yeah. But it also depends on how well you. Specifically for, to me, to me, well, I was just going to say, like, I don't know, man.

To me, to me that the fact that I'm doing this at all, is insane. It's a massive achievement particularly because people know you. We know you, like, the running joke of, I remember that fucking diddy it thing when you can use the, uh, the idiot

and make it, God, I love that fucking thing. That was a great app. I have, I have the N-word thing you saved in my bookmarks on Twitter, bro. That's in my book. I download it and I put in my bookmarks on Twitter because I read to find it like I find it again. I still have it favorite.

on my phone. Yeah. So I made a few of them. One of them I made one. I was poking fun at Chris. And at the very end of it, it just says, like, can't wait for a video in a month or two or something. Or like a year or something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where it's like, that's, that's, everyone knows you as that guy. So they're like, all right, the boxing, how's this going to work? How is he going to be committed to going all the fucking time? Like, is he just going to be like, I can't focus this much. I'm out of here. But it's just like it's you're here You're essentially here

Just a few fucking weeks away And it's like, yeah man Pat yourself on the fucking shoulder I feel pretty good about it It's I mean it sucks Like I feel kind of shitty that like I have to prep for a You know having

Having everything shift so so close Does suck Definitely but uh But it's all the more reason why I just want to be done with like I can't Like I just I just want to get through it and then it's back to actually having the time to make videos again because it's like a big reason

why I haven't been able to post in general is because I've been too busy doing that dude going boxing is especially when you're preparing for a fight is crazy like that is a crazy commitment like it's first of all it's a lot of travel to this gym that I'm going to

it's expensive out of my own pocket it's like now of the last like month and a half, it's been like two sessions a day. It's exhausting. And every day I feel like I'm gonna die. Like, every day it's just like, oh my God, this is so, I sweat like crazy. And I did not do that for nothing. I'll tell you that much. So it's still happening. I hope that we can still raise some pretty cool amounts of money for charity. Excited about it. But there's also an insane amount of shit that we have to talk about too

because this week was it just it just didn't stop it yeah like last week was it felt like well last week I guess technically this did this happen last week? No did it? I don't even know anymore dude I wait I think we know we did we did do an episode

and it was so it was so light that you guys I left a little bit to go get Jojo and then you guys briefly started talking about almost having threysums and I'm like I guess that's the thumbnail I couldn't because that's how light the fucking episode was yeah there wasn't really there wasn't really nothing happened yeah it was a very

we're gonna have the same but I do I do want to get into this because it is so good so this is a small bit but it's it's so funny so the last of us came out on PC uh the last of us part one came out on PC like over the weekend

and the PC port is horrendous I think they rushed it out to kind of coincide or to get close enough to the hype of the show that people would still care about it and be excited to play it. And the bugs that have come out of it are so fucking amazing. There's Blackface Joel

who is our newest Joel. We have a myriad of little, we have a myriad of little Joel characters on this show. It's amazing to be that we didn't invent this. You know what I mean? like that like blackface joel that's like such not the vibe that's why it's not the vibe but he's not the vibe of last was at all black face but he doesn't seem like someone who

would have done it in the uh before the apocalypse i feel like i feel like Pedro pasckel's winning because he has a black daughter so like he's more sensitive but the other joel yeah oh oh g joel is like well that funnier than hell you know like he just fucking push that shit on so god damn funny ellie so so for the audio listeners there is a just look up all the bugs for this game because you're not it's not disappointing there's one cutscene that i saw earlier on twitter today where the characters in a cutscene just progressively got more and more wet like just got got more and more like they're like it looks like it looks like they're all sweating profusely and it's like they start out dry and then joel starts

dripping and then their clothes start getting like that darker hue that darker wet hue and then their hair is wet their faces are all moist and they're having like a C-Rour conversation. It's some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. And then there's like some that looks like that make the, the, uh, the initial outbreak in the beginning and look like Christmas because like the lights are all fucked and like multicolored. And it's so, so good. There's one. I'm going to send to you guys. It's the one that I, uh, it's the one that I saw most recently. Oh, did I lose it? It's one where Joel's hair is just fucked. Have you seen, have you seen it? I haven't seen any of them. Oh, man. It's, it's,

Blackface Gold made me squealed. I fucking, dude, I was dying. I was laughing so hard. Blackface Gold made me off guard. And it's so perfect. It's so perfect. I'm going to put, we can use this as a thumbnail too. Because it's so good.

But I'm going to put in the Snark Tank Discord so you guys so you can see. Because it's a picture. I'm going to put in this. Why? I've seen this one. He looked in Neanderthal. He looks He's like a fucking caveman

It's It just looks like I don't even know what this looks like It looks like really bad drag He looks like a caveman He looks like someone He looks like someone That's gonna ask you about

Fire Are you seeing this? Yeah It's fucking ridiculous Derek are you seeing it? Yeah He's like He looks like

Yeah like Wolverines fucking about to get ready for RuPaul's drag race. If our thumbnail could be these two Jol's standing next to each other, that would be so great. Yeah, absolutely.

Because it's, oh man. It's so fucking fun. Like, these are some of the funniest glitches I've ever, ever seen. See, now I think I'm going to fucking buy it because it's like 43 bucks on CD keys right now. Yeah. So it's worth it. It's worth

fucking around with the glitches. I'm down. You might get really unlucky, though, and get the one working copy. And get the one that works. See, that's what happens. That's how it works, dude. That would piss me off so bad. Because that's, I was thinking, I do eventually want to play the game because I want to mod the hell out of it and make everybody naked, of course, and swap out Ellie get rid of her

for, like, some fucking, you know, some. Ada. I don't know. Bring Ada in there. Yeah, Ada Wong or some bullshit, like, and then just make it, you know, what I always do. The nude mods... Let me tell you something. I don't really engage...

I don't really mod much of anything. For any reason, because I'm just like... I don't got the patience for it. But the nude mods, specifically for Resident Evil games, are fucking top tier, man. Like, they are the best things I've ever said. Like, I'm not even particularly... It doesn't even do anything for me, you know what I mean?

It's just amazing to me. Like, how... Like, that looks... It looks fucking ridiculous. The nude 8-1-Rodd man from Reson 4. The coding is... fucking accessible. Impressive, bro.

That's what's so great about it. They're so accessible that it makes it very easy for these people to make them. And they make them fucking beautifully. And because like the weird thing about, I've always thought it was weird that anyone would find this stuff like, I guess they're like satisfactory. Because I'm like, I like real boobies and stuff and touching them and stuff.

Right, right, right. That doesn't do anything. To me, it's more of the setting. And especially in Resident Evil, the horror setting, contrasted with people just being naked and like erected is so fucking funny to me. It's like here's a very like the first encounter, right? With the town square or whatever the fuck it's called.

And then Leon's just pitching a tent and you can get El Salvador fucking coming at you. And he's just fucking rock hard. Like it's just the scene is so fucking funny. Have you, uh, have you tried out the new, uh, Resey 4? So all I did was I, I'm very, upset because I put up a poll asking should I do Batman or nude Leon of course nude Leon 1

I booted up on the mods I was ready to go but I just have not found the time to play I keep running out of time and I got to get up early to like yeah yeah yeah yeah to work and everything so I've been very upset because I really want to play it's really good I know man I saw my fucking roommates playing it on

PS5 in the living room and shit I'm at the end of the game it's very fucking good it's very good I'm at the very end of the game I know. I'm like, I'm like you, I'm not training for a fight or anything, but I'm just trying to get back in fucking shape. So, busting my ass at the fucking gym. I'm trying to, I'm really focusing. It's really time-suming. Right. And, but, you know, I think I'm actually going to attempt to play tonight. I'm going to, like, soon as we're done doing our thing, I'm just going to eat real fast and then I'm going to try to play. Because enough is enough. I have to give the people what they want. They want nude Leon. I want to give them some screenshots. shots. I want to, you know, all the stuff. I got some Thomas the tank engine in there. What the fuck else I put in there?

It's just so funny watching, it's so funny watching Leon with like suspenders and no shirt and Ashley and lingerie just running through. It's just so ridiculous. It's insane, bro. Yeah, I got a lingerie, Ashley queued up. I'm waiting, I'm actually going to check up

today. I'm going to check today and see because it's been a few days since I checked and see what they got because I'm waiting for like every, I need all of the major characters to be naked and you know it takes like maybe like about two to three weeks for everybody to be done that's how Resident Evil 8

I was like just waited for a while and then uh... those lady those lady Demitresk mods were out like the day of it was like two days later bro three like a couple hours past maybe Max

biggest gray vanie tits ever seen in my life bro and I was there for it I was totally there for I was like all right this is pretty cool Couldn't wait to get their hands on that one. That's for sure. My favorite, and then you take the models out and the Rule 34 shit goes crazy, bro.

They're like, nice. 3D model, like, later. Hey, yo, did you guys see that review, that steam review of that guy complaining about every shot? Like, oh, they took out the upskirt fucking shot. Oh, yeah, yeah. They took out every possible thing that you can do

that was perverse in that game. And I was like, yo, that motherfucker. That is, like, we say that's wild. It's, that, the attention to the detail. To know every single one, man. Like, I honestly knew the upskirt one and reading all that other shit, I'm like, I didn't even know, like, half of this shit you could even engage in. I just didn't, I knew, like, I don't know.

I knew, like, what was there, like, 20 of them on that fucking list? Yeah, it was insane. I knew three. Maybe. I knew the, I knew the upskirt one. That's the only one. That's the only one. I knew that one because I remember I,

I don't know, man, video games don't do it for me. Like, not, unless it's like street fight or something, you know what I mean, with Cammy and that shit. That I understand.

But like, Resident Evil games, like never. Did you see the new Cammy, um, freaking her kick? Yes, that's,

that's why he mentioned it. Of course. Of course. Yeah. I didn't, I was like, whoa, that's never,

I'd never seen this before. I've played all these games a lot. very excited it's very good I'm excited about it she's looking very mature it's a pretty amazing kick but uh

it's a pretty good kick but like no like uh I don't know Resident Evil like that was around the time where it's I didn't know Cortana was naked until Halo 4 like actually

like sincerely that's real because like it's just the pixels like at a certain point it's just like oh she's like a hologram she was naked in three and three she was definitely naked that was like oh she's naked I mean, I just thought that she was like a fucking hologramed person.

Like, I didn't, I didn't think of, I didn't, what I'm saying is like, I'm not thinking about video games in that way at that point. So I remember, I remember the upskirt thing with Ashley specifically because there's a point where like, you've got to catch her from going down a ladder. And your only way to look in that game is to aim. And so like I looked up and it, and it was like under her skirt and she goes like, pervert. And I was like, oh, whoa. I didn't know that was, I didn't know that way. I wasn't trying to do that. But I'm sorry.

I didn't even know about that personally That's I knew about that But like all those other things on that list I had no fucking clue And like they're like Easter eggs You had to go out of your way to find them Yeah I don't know man It's uh

It's still so good It's still so good Like I will say I like it A little bit less than Dead Space But that's I think Interesting Yeah I think I think that's largely

Because Dead Space is a lot more faithful To the original like the Dead Space remake is more faithful to Dead Space and it basically like so everything that was really really good about Dead Space is now way better and everything that sucked about the original Dead Space is now really really good

so it's like there's like generally like a perfect line of quality whereas Resident Evil 4 remake is way it's way different and a lot of it is really really good it's still like a 9 something out of 10 or whatever like it's an amazing game but it's so different from the original in a lot of ways that I think there's still a reason

to play the original Like there are still reasons Interesting Whereas like Dead Space But Dead Space is completely obsolete Like there's no There's no fucking reason Why you should play the original

Death Space now that the remake is out Because it's the same exact game Just way better Whereas this one's like I could see why people would be like Oh I liked it better in this one I like that or like it's charming in this one Or it loses some of the campiness

I still think it's really campy I still think it's really cool I think some of the design decisions they changed where it's like are like fucking awesome. But I could see. It's definitely less campy because I like it more. Definitely. It's pretty fucking camp.

It's not as campy. It's campy, but I don't like campy. That's not, that's never been my vibe like campiness. Dude, I love it. I love it.

So, I mean, yeah, you look evil dead. Where did everybody go? Bingo. Dude, I love that that's in there still.

I love that it's in there. You got to. That's classic. That's classic Japanese humor. There's, there's some stuff in there. He doesn't tell Salazar, uh, no thanks, bro. Like, he doesn't say that.

Well, first of all, Salazar to begin with, like, he, he actually looks like formidable now compared to when he was a little, like a baby Napoleon. He's basically like a weird baby. The way the way Napoleon was depicted throughout history was Salazar. I have to say, though, I prefer original Salazar. Really? No, me too. That's what I'm saying. I am

I a I know 1,000% just that he was so He was he basically made me feel like Oh yeah Capcom is a Japanese studio Like they put they throw in these things In a very Serious setting and then they put in this

Fucking guy Was the fight different? I don't remember the fight at Salazar before Is it different from what it was? It's been so long since I've gotten that far in Resident Evil before the original I don't know it's not the fight, I just mean the character. Like, I think I like, I like the idea of like a little

baby Napoleon like walking around, and like the fact that it kind of gave the sense of like this child is running this, like this little kid is running, but like is he a kid like what's going on? This is a little bit less ambiguous. This is just like a short guy. I like him still. I think Salazar's awesome in

four remake. It's just like a very, very different vibe. And I think he's more like, you know what he's like? Derek, I don't think we'll get half of this. But he's like Dracula mixed with like Walter Mercado, who is like this very specific Spanish, like, televangelist. Like, he was like this dude that like my, every Spanish grandmother, like, watched him. He was on, like, the mornings in freaking land America.

Yeah. If you look up Walter Mercado, you'll get a pretty good sense of like what I'm talking. Just this old guy, he's like very ornate. He's like, he like gives you your horoscope and tells you like, what the stars are going to do, which is really cool. He's fucking rules. Which is,

he's awesome. I hate that shit so much. But it's really, but it's really cool because, like, he's Spanish and, like, so there's like a little bit,

like it makes, it's cool. I like what they did. I like what they did with Salazar. I think he's cool, but I do, I do kind of wish we had like a full, like,

HD remake version of that little baby Napoleon. Oh, yeah, no, 1,000 percent. 100%. They fucking were like, like,

come on. The, that, that's the charge the that's always been the the whole thing about the resin evil universe where it's like oh it's all you know spooky and shit but there was always these nuggets of campiness in it that made you kind of adore like oh man this is adorable it and i don't remember that too i don't i don't think too was a door but all too it's this fucking annoying it was this sad it was a sad situation his poor kid yeah leon was just upset into he was like yo what's going on bro i'm just

to go to work. Yeah. That is, that is such a great premise. I love that. He's trying to go to work. All right. No,

he missed his first day. He missed his first day. And since he missed his first day, he got there late to that. It's just like, damn, dude. It's such an awesome. That's a great premise.

It's great. I mean, I'm happy playing as Leon again, like seeing him further. Because I, because I liked four, it was never my favorite. I always appreciated,

too, the most. It felt the most atmospheric to me. now I'm a little kind of in between because I feel like Ford's atmosphere is very good until a certain point then it really changes a lot like it goes for a very radical change and I'm like this is cool I guess but it turns into like

you can you can see how four became five if that makes any sense very easily like they just kind of pushed it up a few more nods and gave a muscular man instead of a non-muscular man but I love how like shitty it's like how Leon shoot somebody in the thigh and for some reason they get shot in a thigh and they take a knee and turn around

and then Leon's like haste grab into suplex because it isn't like a slow one like Leon glides into people grabs them and subplexes them and I'm like dude that's such a down and dirty technique to do to people and then get up and continue to just keep shooting

it's just really it plays so good I can't wait for mercenaries man I cannot wait it's a it's a great it's a really really good good like it's the fact that we got dead space and Resident Evil 4 this year is fucking nuts like and they're both are really good

like arguably like better than the original and in certain aspect definitely like definitely Resident Evil 4 plays better than it used to like a million of course reloading while moving thank the Lord

I can't tell you that there's always been my major criticism I understand why they did it it's for the it's panic and I understand why they do it But it always just annoyed the fuck out of me that I'm like I'm this badass person That can't fucking move backwards

While I'm shooting or reloading Or anything or or Advance or anything where I'm like I'm just standing there Like a jackass while something's approaching me But I get it I understand why they do it It's just I love that they actually You know obviously the fixed end in the two remake

And I'm just like I feel Like a real person now Like I'm just because who would If there's something coming at you Why would you just stand there? Like you're just like, oh, I got it. You're reloating.

I got to get it. Not even reloading. Just shoot like let me back up and shoot. You know what a regular person? You know what it messes up now though? I'm not afraid of the chainsaw people at all anymore. They don't scare me even slug. They used to terrify me.

In Resuming 5, remember Reserville 5 when you fight the first the chainsaw guy in the cape in the fucking like shanty town and he's coming towards you and you like, kill a bunch of people and you're running back towards the gate that he came out of as you loop around and you're reloading and you're like, oh my guy's going to kill me. He's going to kill me. And you luckily shoot that like electric vent that falls down on him and it stunts him. You get to like haymaker him and kill him because Chris Redfield's a demon. Yeah. It's still, it's still

kind of interesting. How strong are those assholes to the point where Chris Redfield, right? He can punch a boulder that obviously weighs like 10 tons or something. More than that, bro. It takes like, Without any environmental damage on those guys, it takes maybe like five to six punches to kill him. How strong are those motherfuckers? I don't remember. I haven't played. If you floor somebody, you can stomp on their head once and they die. I haven't played.

You can kill them by stomping on their chest. I haven't played Resonial 5 since like 2009 probably. So it's been a very, you've got to play it again, bro. They're going to do five remakes. They're going to do five remakes. I was actually going to ask. that you think they're gonna actually do it 10010% I'm gonna do it I kind of don't know I want them to do it I They're hinting at it five is very recent that's the thing still technically sort of recent

Oh no it's it's not any it's not any more recent than four I would are like well up Let me put it this way. Oh, hold on wow Hold on hold on hold on hold on let me put it this way Yeah uh Resident Evil five in Dead Space are very similarly old right dead space just came out with the real. I would, they're... Fair enough. I think enough time is passed, and they could probably make it, uh...

I absolutely want them to. Yeah, I wonder how they... I would love this to shut his ass now, bro. This is the perfect climate. This is the perfect climate because people were giving shit back then when no... Back then. Back then, people said that game was racist. Back then.

People said, hold on. Even as a kid, I thought it was a little fucked out. There's a lot of black people you're killing. But then I realized it's because you're in Africa. You're killing black. Obviously, you're going to be killing black people in Africa. Where are you going to be killing Africa? Fucking Dominicans?

No, you're going to be killing. Maybe. The thing that's so funny about it is like imagining a way that they would somehow get around that. Where it's like, all right, we'll just make, we'll put it in South Africa. Yo, I would be so disappointing, but also pretty funny. It would be pretty disappointing. Like, it'd be weird. But it's insane

Because when they go to the marshlands is my favorite part That is my favorite part of the game Yes That's my favorite part of the game That shit's funny as fuck I have a question And it might be stupid Did they

Is how old is Ashley in the original She's in college So I remember All right All right I thought they might have aged her up or something No I used to think she was like in high school

Or something And then I looked her up She's 20 And I was like oh And I was like yeah I was like Oh okay no She's fucking a

a full grown adult but the dynamic that they do it makes her seem like she's younger right yeah Leon's not that old either technically because Leon was young in the first game and then it was six years later and now he's like he's like I think Leon is younger

than we are right now yeah Leon's like what 25 something yeah I would have met but like I was I was asking because like in the original game she seemed super young like she seemed like she was like 15 like she seemed like a complete fucking idiot and this new game she seems like obviously significantly

like less dumb. She's like actually like just a person. But I remember thinking like oh they probably because I remember in Resident Evil 4 VR they took out a lot of like Leon flirting with Hunnig Hunnigan. Huntingen? Is that it? Yeah, yeah. That sounds right. Yeah, yeah. And there's like... Leading on the com? Yeah, yeah. And there's some vague flirtations between Ashley and... But in this game

they like, they do cut... There's like a... It's not it's not flirting per se but it's not not and it's just interesting because I was like oh wait because I would have thought that they would have thrown it like because there's a scene where she's like I can't remember what she says but Leon's like I don't usually have such good company and it's like oh is that a compliment it's like you can take it however you want and it's like it's delivered in the way that's like oh that's like playful but like I thought like in my head it's like oh she's 15 they're going to not do that but like and then I saw it in this one I was like wait How old is this person?

I remember at the end of the game, this is the only thing I remember of like very flirtating, like very flirting. She flirted them when they're on their way out of the game. And he's like, sorry, I got things to do. And he turns her down. That's the only thing I remember about them hurting like 100%. I'm not trying to marry into the, I'm not trying to marry into the fucking Bush family. Sorry, bitch, bitch.

I'm going to kill your dad in the future. And he drives off on the bull. Does the guy kill the president? Yeah, he does. Does he kill him in number six? Yeah, he kills him in six. Right. He blows his fucking head off.

Right. Is it Ashley's dad or is it a different president? No, it's the president. He blows that off. I think it's the same one. I think he puts a hole in his mind. No, no, but is it? And he wasn't, he wasn't even anywhere near the C virus.

He was anywhere near. No, why he was infected. That's why he killed him. No, it must be a different president because like, why would they have Leon kill Ashley's dad? Because he had to. No, he had to. No, I was making a... I was trying to fuck around, but yeah, he was infected with the C virus.

This is in the sixth game? Yeah. Yeah, and number six, the C virus is going around. Is Ashley in that game? It gets bad. It gets bad. Is Ashley in that game? No.

Weird that it would be that... It's probably a different president then, because they wouldn't have made a whole favorite. No, no, it's literally the same guy. Like, because the thing is that I remember in four when I was younger, it kind of hints that Leon's like cool with the president. And he doesn't mind going to get Ashley. But in this one, they very much so hint. he doesn't want to be involved in any of the shit he's involved in and he's just forced to do it because now they were like hey

we're taking you so to be fair it's been a while since I played it so it could be mandaling that shit nah he shoots that nigga in the head bro it's that same dude I do remember I remember present getting blasted and then it's a and then I got to say

Resnable 6 Leon's arc is very fun it's dope as shit fun is shit I the only thing I I mean, I get it his stamina bars, but like, it's cool. His chain, how you can chain his combos. I like how I felt you feel like an act.

If you ever watched any of the, the CGI movies, like Degeneration or any of those things, like Leon's just a fucking, he's the man. Leon's a fucking, he's basically a ninja. That's how badass he is in these things. I don't know if you see any of them. He gets hit across like a football field. and he hits a wall, gets up, starts running,

starts moving at speeds that are comedic. And I'm like, oh, this guy's a monster. He's more dangerous than West. I think Leon, I swear, I think Leon would probably really beat the shot of Wesker. Like, I think he would really put his hands on Westcar. From watching those, those CGI ones,

yeah, because he's, they made him so badass. And then, like, in Resident Evil 6th, it's almost like they tried to give you that type of control. Cause like now he can sprint Slide and shoot backward like it was like crazy shit and it was fun Because there's just a bunch of old school kind of zombies right

So you're kind of like whooping their asses you can chain kicks together and just whoop Whop zombie college people's ass is so hard It's actually really fun and then the rest of the game is just fucking Kung fu kicks like you can you can shoot to one and like kick one guy then kick the other zombie And then round house the shit out of another zombie and it's head pop And you're like, yo, who's really fucking with this guy? And I was just like, if that was, if Resident Evil 6 was that, because I didn't give a shit about Wesker's son who looked like that guy from infamous.

He did. He looked like, what the fuck is? I was like, what the fuck is this? I was like, what is this? It's the same guy. I didn't give fucking Chris and his gay partner where it was literally just fucking, Army of 2 if you ever played it. I hated how Chris had PTSD.

That really bothered me. Yeah. He had PTSD to the point he forgot everything. And I was like, come on, dude. Come here, no, I'm going to be gay in this bar. I was like, what that? I don't care about this. Then he comes back, and then he comes back.

Then he comes back in Village or whatever, and he's like. On seven. No, and well, yeah, but I'm talking about, I'm talking about Village where he's actually like in. And he's like, he's like a fucking tyrant. Basically. He's like, he's like Mr. X in that fucking game. He's like, you know.

Did you play? No, but it's more jarring because in seven you play as him, and he's so thin. And I was like, why did they change? If you guys played the DLC for seven, I played all of, I played everything about that game. And he was gone. He was gaunt in it. And I was just like, why does he look like that? And then in eight, he's a wall again.

And I'm like, why do they keep fluctuating his weight? Is he all right? Is he benemic? Is he anemic? I put the mod on him. I put the nude mod on him and like bros gave him like a 12 inch penis. Of course. It's fucking ridiculous.

And like he, it's so funny like this. There's a, towards the end of the game when you see him again and he's fucking, you finally get a control of him and shit. And he's just, you know, it's all cold and he's just fucking rock hard whipping people's asses.

And it's just, it's seeing these people without clothes on like, like Hezenberg, he's, you don't realize how big these people are until like the models of them. When you strip. them down and like they're fucking like Heisenberg looks like the Incredible Hulk

that's all me like he's so big it's so I guys I can't express enough just how set it's just satisfying I know if you're trying to be immersed in the game obviously you wouldn't want to do this I totally understand that there's people who want to turn the lights off

and they want to you know get really immersed in everything and really appreciate I'm a little bit different like just a little bit I like fucking I like completely ruining it. I want to I'm the nigga that likes fucking, you know,

fast and furious where all the old people like the old ones, where it was like serious and grounded and shit. I'm like, I like where the fucking cars in space and shit. You know, like, I like shit that's just stupidest fuck for the sake of it. Yeah. Yeah. I'd appreciate y'all if you

make everyone naked in the games. Just for just for me to get out. Let's move on because there's a lot, there's really a lot. Oh, you're right So Trump got indicted

That's real I don't know So I look man I'm not a legal I'm not a expert On legal shit

It's partially why I don't want to say much But Generally What is Like what does it mean to be in diet Because I remember thinking like Oh Like he got indicted

What the fuck does that mean Like actually Well let's look it up because I have I have I have an idea does that mean he's is it like to not sound like an idiot let's just I mean I'm just straight up like I don't use that word really often so the indictments contains a you want to say Derek you're going to say it well you can say it because like I just thought like you this is when you're kind of like you you're pretty much charged like this is when you're kind of it read it let's read it just read a formal

charge or accusation of a serious crime So it's a formal charge. Like is he charged? He's charged it. So like, so there's no more like processing. They're charging him for it. He's got him.

Holy shit. And you guys know what it's for, right? Actually, he has no what he's being indicted for. This is why, this is why like the writer freaking out because of, it's so old, you know,

the stormy Daniels hush money. The fact that they, bro, that shit happened when I was still in college. Yeah. It's that. Wow. That's like they got Al Capone on taxes.

Ha, ha, ha. That's crazy. It's a slow game, bro. The slow game. That's how you get these people. That's how you get these people, man. You get them on these technicalities. They think they're untouchable, and then they fucking do things.

What they did. There's a lot of shit happening behind the scenes that these fucking yokels that follow him will not pay attention to. Like, even with colluding with Russia, where I personally in 2016 thought that was bullshit. And then, like, oh, Trump chief of staff, motherfucker, is fucking charge for doing bullshit and colluding with Russia and I'm like this is real and then these motherfuckers aren't saying anything about it because they either ignorant they don't know

or they're just obstructing the truth from their constituents and I'm like there's actually fuck shit happening and here's another like the campaign contribution hush money to not hurt his campaign that's fucking illegal the slowest game bro

that's so crazy they played they played the slogan they were like all right donnie whatever you say To me Whatever you say, Mr. Trump, whatever you say. People are being, people are always going to find some ways to excuse certain things. And for me,

the way that I feel about it is anybody on, who's ever been on Epstein's plane, and I don't really care to defend. That's just kind of how I feel. I feel that way about Bill Clinton. I feel that way about fucking Donald Trump. I feel that way about literally everybody who was on that plane.

I was like, you know what? I understand. There's probably, there's probably some poor soul. it's probably some porcel on that plane that just like sincerely didn't like you just going there to really party like he's genuinely going there to party I could believe that

but it doesn't matter it doesn't matter it's like it's just safer like listen man if you're here man if you're not doing this then you're doing other shit that's way wrong you know what I mean like it's like what are you doing got such a guilty play that is a guilty play you're just going there to party

like you're for real no joke no game was like oh Jeffrey Epstein's having this party and my friend invited me. I went there. You're like, oh, it's a lot of kids around. That's strange.

That's it. That's the thing that pisses me off. Because I just, I know it's bold to say it. I feel like I've said this a while ago, but I'm like, there's no way you don't know because there's people who are not even connected that new.

There's no way that you were actually a part of those planes and actually going. And you didn't know what was happening. Look, dude, look. All I'm saying is this, all I'm saying is this right. I'm sure at least an episode of two of the Catch a Predator had a person genuinely delivering pizza at the worst moment possible. The worst moment possible. Just. What are you doing here?

I'm just delivering this pizza. Hmm. Interesting. Imagine what you got a slice for me? Imagine how unfortunate it would be to share a face with a globally, wanted pedophile. No, no, no, no. Like, you just happened to look exactly the same.

I'm not talking about the pizza guy. This is a different scenario. Don't do your improv thing where you fucking destroy the premise before it starts. Fucking kissing. Some dude just looks like another dude. He's just like... Dude, I remember a long time ago somebody said, this is like 2016, maybe even 2015. I remember getting a message from somebody on Twitter.

They were like, is this you in Germany? and they sent me a picture of some kid or some guy like at an airport in Germany and I saw it like at an airport in Germany just chilling charging his stuff and I was like that looks I think that looks like me and I looked at it I was like that looks and I thought what I thought I was like

oh this is this he's fucking with me this is a this is a picture of me but like it's me at like some airport like where I don't know like maybe they held on to some random they're like oh there's my favorite YouTuber I'm going to snap a picture I don't want to go say high because he's traveling and he's probably busy

and then they found it in their phone and they're like oh I'll send it to him and just make up a bullshit cat that's what I thought and that was like that's and then the more I looked at it was like I don't know in that jacket I don't think I recognize that airport

who the fuck is this and why do they look exactly like it? It fucked me up. It was really off-putting that that was real but some people are out there and they got your face. There's at least one person out there with your exact face. They might not look exactly like you right now.

Maybe you're a little bit heavier. Maybe you're a little bit thinner. Maybe there's like all sorts of shit going on. But like there's somebody out there who if the circumstances are just right, looks exactly like you and that's fucking freaky. That's weird as hell. I don't like it. The idea of before people said I looked like Mario Judah and like that whole period of time

made me just not respect people's idea of saying you look like someone else. Like the amount of people that they've said you looked like and I look at the images. And I'm like, this is just this. respectful. You feel that way? That people know for you, I feel bad for you. Because it's just like these people aren't even like observing like particular facial traits. They're just seeing shirt, pants, shoes, glasses, brown hair that's Chris. Let's be fair. Let's be fair. If you corner these people dead to rights or something and you ask them, does this actually look like them? I think they would say no. I think it's a lazy.

I think it's something like I'm gonna be like Dude I think it's some bullshit like that Because we've all had it You had the Mario Judah Every cartoon depiction That has glasses or any guy that has glasses

I found one guy that actually does look like you a little bit A little bit But like every other I've seen for every message I get Of somebody who Like people are like this guy looks like you I think maybe about Maybe 5% of them are accurate

I was like yeah that does That does look like me actually Like there was just like one I think hockey player That looked like I don't remember his fucking name Because I don't give a shit about the hockey at all But like it was like okay

That guy does look like me But It's mostly bullshit I haven't seen a good one for me I've just seen a bunch of just All bullshit I've never seen anybody that looks like you Either to be fair

Yeah People say you look like being this Like how does this person look like me I'm just chubby and black I look like that I'm fat and black Like that other character But that's it.

There was a really funny moment when I was over at your apartment like somewhat recently. And like you were walking out of the kid. There's, and in Kingston's apartment, there's a, there's a framed photo. There's a framed animation cell. It's a framed animation cell of Fat Albert. And it's just him and his red shirt. And then you, and then you walked out in a red shirt. And I was just like, that looks so funny.

I can't even tell you. Because your hair was your hair. Your hair was exactly the same too. It was like I couldn't like you didn't look like him, but you looked like him. I looked like I was dressing up as hair. You were like you were trying to constantly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

It was just like, I just remember being like, oh my God. I'll never forget this. You're in the locker room. This is like when I was in high school. And this is the one of the moments where I was like, oh, I'm just not plugged into the same mainframe as people. Everybody's making fun of each other. And one dude was like, nigga, you look like Yoshi to some other kid. and that was like how the fuck could someone say something so stupid

and everybody was like yeah you kind of look like yoshi a group of people were agreeing with him you know what that is that's that's mass delusion no one looks like no person looks like yoshi the fucking yeah that yeah i didn't want to say anything i don't want to say anything i was just like quiet and afterwards i was like dude you don't like yoshi man i'm sorry Don't let them trick you into thinking that.

I bet someone looks like Yoshi. I bet somebody out there looks like Yoshi. I don't want to see a person looks like Yoshi. I feel like that'd be really sad. I'm not saying looks like Yoshi. I'm just saying looks like Yoshi. And what I mean by that, and what I mean by that is, you don't look like Mario Judah.

You look like Mario Judah. I don't know what that means. So what I'm saying is... Explain, explain. So you're using literally the same words to describe. the same words. It's emphasis. So like, there's a difference between somebody who's like a doppelganger and saying, and you would use the same, you would use the same terminology, right? You would say, oh, you look like that guy. If you saw somebody that you looked exactly like, you'd be like, you look like that guy. And you'd be like, yeah, that's fucking crazy. But then you'd see somebody who only like kind of exhibits very vague, vague thing. And like for Mario Judah, it's not like, it's more just his general frame and his energy because he's a psycho. And that's what makes, That's what, if Mario Judah was just by himself and he had his dyed hair, you don't got dyed hair. You obviously don't have dyed hair.

I can see that. But if Mario Judah was like a tax account, like a tax guy or something, and he was sitting there like, and he was sitting there like, and he looked exactly the same, I'd be like, you don't look like Mario Judah. For me, for me, when I say stuff like that, I'm like, I can see how someone could say you look like this person. I don't agree though. Right. That's how I would say that. I wouldn't say you don't look like this guy, but you look like this guy, because that leaves the average human stump because you're using the words incorrectly. I don't know.

You don't look like a cat, but you look like a cat. And it's like... There's just a lot of technicality in human language. There's a lot of technicality in human language. Like, I think I was thinking... I saw videos like on TikTok recently of like these guys going like, oh, I'm so short. I'm 5'9. It's like, you're not short.

you're just not tall. Yeah, that's a thing. Like you're, just because you're, like, I understand tall is the opposite of short, but just because you're, just because you're not tall doesn't make you short. You're just not tall. Short is like five, six and below, I think. Like five, six and below, you're short. Five seven to like five, nine.

You're not short. You're just not tall. It's like when you and Lily go into your battles about calling each other short, and I'm like, you guys are both short. Like, why are you guys? The behemoth saying that, yeah. Calling each other. You guys are both under 5 foot 7.

But it's funny because they go back and forth at each other. It's like, if I'm sure what the fuck are you then? It's like, I don't know, Chris. You're tiny, though. And it's like, guys, just calm down. I don't remember having these conversations at all, but like, I'll take your word for it. You're getting hit in the head too many times, Chris. You're showing already.

It's working. Thank God. Thank fucking Christ. I can't wait to forget everything. Nice, dude. If I can, if you could. No, I'm not going to say it. We got to move.

We got to move. Don't end up like Tyson, bro. Not Trump's. Don't end up like Ali. So Trump's probably going to get arrested. And then those photos, those AI generated photos of him getting chased by police. It would be accurate. Oh, God.

I want that. Isn't that crazy? Those are technically prophetic images. Yeah. I like the, I like the one when he's holding a Mac. He's holding like an AR-15. He's running for him.

I saw those. I saw those. I saw those. Trump's out here getting moves. I want like. Wait, hold on. RIP, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, RIP Bozo is trending.

Who is this? Oh, it's just, oh, I thought somebody, I thought somebody that everybody hated, died. It's just like, that would have been cool. All right, never mind. Did Bozo the clown die? No.

Oh, this is something that's crazy that happened. Bozo's been dead, I'm pretty sure, for centuries. Yeah, I'm pretty sure we never met the real Bozo the clown. We never saw him. When we were born, he was dead, for sure, like, I think. But did you guys hear about all this that happened involving Jonathan Majors? no so apparently like he got into an altercation with a woman outside outside of a um at a restaurant or something like that and then apparently he lost like he literally got instantly dropped for like two sponsorships instantly dropped him after he was in creed he's in amman all that shit come to find out apparently the woman that said he did that made it all up and the person that called the cops to stop the a altercation was him so he just a woman just lied about him doing something and he just immediately suffered because women can lie about stuff that are legally

and not in trouble for it. It's really insane. He's a big black man that just played at a convent, ex-confit. Yeah, man. That's a wild. She tried to fucking Emmett Till him. That's nuts. That is insane. That is insane. I wouldn't have used Emmett Till, but okay. She lied to get a black man in trouble. Like, what do you mean? That is, yeah. That's literally what that is. He's not going to die. But she was a black woman. Was she a black woman? I'm pretty just as a black woman. His ex-girlfriend's a black woman. I didn't know. I assumed she was like, no, Dongin Majors. Oh, I was about to say.

I'm not, no. I was about to say, holy shit. I didn't know that. That changes a lot. That would have been very sad way. That would have been very awkward. That would have been a dark moment of history. That's a darkest. That's darkest. That's darkest. That's darkest. timeline shit. You messing with our darkest boy? These are our blackies, not yours. It's insane, bro.

The fact that you don't get in trouble for that is crazy. The fact that you're going to say that it is kind of insane. Nothing happens. Yeah, she should catch a beating. Not that the fact that those things don't happen very often and often women

are, you know, assaulted, you know, an unfair rate because, you know, at all is unfair rate. But the fact that you can dislike because I remember this is real. This is a real story from me. I had to testify for one of my friends. I like the implication.

I like the implication that there is a fair rate. No, no, no, no. I said it even happening is a fair rate. You got to let me clarify. You're saying you're conflating things, all right? So this is what happened, right? This is what happened. When I was 17 years old, a girl slept one of my homies at a party.

Her mom was calling her all night and she shouldn't have been there. Obviously, she was like, we were like, teenagers. Shouldn't have been at a party where there's a bunch of drugs. everybody smoking fucking each other. I had to testify on the stand. I had to go on to stay on my grandmother because I couldn't testify without having an adult there

because I was underaged. My grandmother had to take a day out of her fucking job, not job, but her life because she was kind of retired then. So she had to take a day out of her life and I had to go on the stand and testify. And what made it crazy is that all of us had the exact same thing. We didn't talk to each other after the events.

We had no contact one another. Yeah, yeah. And that girl got in no trouble. my friend's sister beat the shit out of her afterwards, but legally she got no trouble for it. She got no trouble for it. Yeah, no, I mean, that's insane. It is, it is, it is crazy that there's no, like, at least like some penalty.

You know what I mean? Like, there's got to be like a penalty to like making shit up like that. It's crazy. We were in front. We were in front. We were sitting literally I was on the stand. I was there way before I should have been as a person. I was like a teenager on the stand.

And I was just like, yeah, dude. we that that she was just fucking him like that's all that happened he didn't force her anything she came in a room and got him to go do it and it was just like damn bro but that fucked his life up though because as soon as that shit is attached to you period like that's attached to you under any means it fucks your life up so like girls weren't fuck with him in school everybody looked at him differently and he was like I didn't even do nothing wrong I'm just

she was also white too just a white woman it's pretty first It's pretty frustrating when you've done nothing wrong. And then people just have some weird bullshit to say about it. It's crazy, man. It's crazy how it never happens to me too. Just catching strays, man. Never happens to me. That should be your nickname.

Chris Straygon. Yeah. There you go. That's perfect. Yeah, yeah. God damn it. Wait, Chris, what do we talk about gooning-wise? Oh, the Dr. Seas Goon book?

the doctors So Derek Tell me if you like this idea We're gonna write it You know what gooning is, right? The repurposed Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah

Yes, yes, yes, yes The repurposed version of Yeah, so it's not, it's not like Like mobster goons It's a very different If the audience doesn't know So if the audience doesn't know What go to go to, I don't know

Go to Reddit and look for it I'm sure there's... You're going to get blighted, bro. You're going to get blighted. So it's just... It's just these people. I think go to Argoon caves. See what we're talking about.

So, we thought about writing a Dr. Seuss book, a Dr. Seuss book about gooning. And it's like, what was it? I goon through the day. No, no, it should be... I goon through the day. I goon through the night. I goon damn near till I lose my sight. and then that's the first page

and then we'll workshop that should be the first page that should be intro to gooning first like a little intro what do you mean what are you talking about and then that should be the second that should be the second page

yeah yeah yeah let's be the second page so we're gonna so we're gonna talk about goon it was gonna be a whole goon-tastic episode this is actually a gooncast yeah gooncast what is the cover of the book

it's gonna be It's going to be a dark room That looks It's going to be a dark room With like a spotlight over a bed And the bed's just And the bed's going to be stained And I want the art

To really I want the art to really convey That the blanket is mostly solid I don't know how we're going to do that Like no no no no Like this thing right It has to be in Dr. Zusta You know how when you get like a Batman action figure

And the cape is a is Yeah It's just a solid piece Yeah Yeah that's good So first and foremost, it has to be in a Dr. Seuss art style. Absolutely. Of course.

That's the first order of business. And it has to be a stiff board with only one, a stiff blanket, only one last place that can be malleable somewhat on it. So you can see him crowning at that place. And then just the ceiling is just solidified, like stalactites of cum above him. because he gooom so much. It's just, it's the lactites of the ones here. It's like mites of the one on the floor, right? I don't know. Maybe. Whatever.

We know what you mean. Just come dripping from the ceilings. The walls are just calmed on. The computers crossed it over and come. Tell me, when, when did this become, like, a phrase or a term? Gooning? When did this, like, if I thought about last year? Because, yeah, because I'm trying to think of, like, the earliest time

I've heard this and it was only recent. It was only fairly recent. So I'm like, was this, was it like an, where people actually, I guess, I guess, you know what I will do. I will go on Reddit and see how far back it stretches. It was sometime, it was sometime after no cap. After no cap. Sometimes, like a little bit after. Like maybe like a year or two, maybe three after no cap.

You did, did, because the thing is no cap. No cap also came back though. Because no cap was around and then it came back. It left and it came back. When did it get? I've never heard it. I never heard it. No cap is like a 70s thing.

No, it's not. That's serious. My uncle's, my hand to God, literally my uncles are like, yeah, we just say capping and lit all the time. And I'm like, y'all are old as shit. What are you got? I don't believe it was like, no, we used to say it. No, no, lit is old.

No, capping and lit are too old, especially east coastwise. They're old things. Dead serious. I never, I never, I never. I'm sorry dude I've never heard cap in my fucking life until I never did either But apparently people said it was real

I never heard cap it You know what that is That's like two people No no I don't think I ever heard it I don't think I ever heard it No of course you didn't because it wasn't It simply wasn't I know people

I have people more than a person that's already like This is a real thing we said it You You there are people in their like 50s Who said that they used to say no cap they would have said no that's cap I don't believe that at all I don't believe that serious

I don't believe it that's that's that is fake news look it up man look it up I think it was before our time definitely because I never heard it and I don't know if I

I was told it I'm like all right I guess I'm not gonna argue this phrase with you it's not in movies it's not in books it's not news report it's not it's not even like

I don't think so I think you just haven't seen it in those things. Have you? No, because I haven't looked. It's not there. People that have lived through that have argued that. I'm like, I guess, man. They got fucking dementia then. It's a good thing that we're raising money for dementia charity as a creator clash, because they fucking could maybe get a hold of them. Because, like, that's just not, I refuse to believe that

when my parents were young, they knew people that were saying no cap. Like, I just, I, or that's cap. Like, no. No way. I just can't find anything. You can't Derek can't find anything Derek can't find anything on the internet the collection of human knowledge

that this is real. No way. You know what? Maybe they're capping. Maybe. Maybe that's the real cap in all this. I'm going to do a custom range and put in like no cap. Let's say

2015. We can at least get something from there to 20 you know to 20 2010 yeah but then you're gonna get like a like a like a like some there's captain america's not in this movie no cap oh i know right like look at that's i just i don't believe it if it if it was said there's no way it has the same meaning like that's that's what i believe i literally just derrick where the fuck i literally just found it what are you looking what did you find i'm looking at dictionary dot com literally the slang phrase no cap it's a 1960s phrase

bad ain't where are you these charms appear to really in the sense of capping as top or upper so that means that no cap that means you're lying that means you're coming off top and head with bullshit I just looked it up in the six you're saying dictionary dot com show me an example of it being

used asshole I'm literally looking up the history of the phrase okay show me an example of it being used instead of somebody just inserting it and saying this is just a thing that exist. Like, there is a fucking myriad of history

on the internet, and I don't see it being used at all. To cap about something is to brag, to exaggerate. The meaning of cap dates back to the early 1900s.

So it meant a different thing. It evolved. Continue to read. What do you mean? Continue to your reading. It meant history lesson in 1940s, according to Greens,

dictionary slang. To cap is evidence to slang. surpass. This doesn't make any fucking sense. 1960s, the term appeared to be rooted in a sense of cap or upper limit. That's not a lie.

So it's the opposite. It means to come on someone off the top of your head. That's what they're referring to. Slang does not stay. No, but that's important. Plain changes though. That's what I mean. Slang has to change.

Slang, no. Slang does, no, no, no, no. Just like say, when you're saying cool, cool has always been cool. like, is cool different? No, cool. Slang changes, that's crazy. Language changes to slang changes.

That's dumb. That's a dumb argument. But new things are, okay, give me an example right now, since you're so fucking arrogant. Someone says, so you say like,

just give me an example. Give me one. Like the idea of someone saying sick, right? Oh, if you're sick, like, oh, you're cool. That's before. And what was saying,

dude, that's sick, do what you're doing. The idea of someone saying, like, sick, that's gross what you're doing. No, That's the literal way to use it, asshole. That's not slang.

If somebody is sick, you're sick, you're gross. That is the way to use it properly. And then sick became cool. That is the slang. Derek, are you going to argue that slang does everything, language changes, period. Of course language changes. So that means slang will change inherently as well. So give me an example of slang changing.

Derek, you're telling me, I can't think of an example right now, but for you to tell me that means nothing of example doesn't change the fact that language changes. Derek, that's such a dumb statement. That is so stupid, Derek. It's so dumb, but you can't think of one because you're fucking stupid. Derek, Derek, Derek, Derek, Derek, you're just making broad claims without having anything to back it up. Derek, Derek, no, no, no, that's not how shit works in the world world. For you, Derek, for you.

That is not, Derek, not. See, in the real world, we don't just, we don't just make claims without having anything to back it up. No, but you are because you're not having any claims. Derek, listen. You're not backing up your shit. For you to say that language. walk up. You sound so stupid. Do you like that's stupid? Am I the one that doesn't, you're the one with the burden of proof?

What I'm trying to explain to you is that for you to, for language to change and for you to assume that slang is a part of language that is inherently a change of language does not change. What the hell are you talking about? Slang is this language that changes. I can't think of one off the top of the head, but they have to exist. Derek, that's just how it works. you're saying you have to exist. That's like saying life on other planets have to exist because the vast, the vast of, you know, how big the universe is. But that is not fucking proof, Sweeney.

That is not proof. You don't just say shit. You don't just make these assertions without having fucking proof. You may be right, but your arrogance is trash. I'm not being arrogant. I'm saying, dude, for you to say that does not true. No, you're saying it's not true. I'm saying, dude, that doesn't make sense.

And then I'll fucking believe you. You're saying it doesn't make sense, but you can't think of one fucking example. Derek, yes. It is kind of crazy. You can't think of an example. No, it is pretty fucking wild that you can think of one example. Out of all the fucking slang in history. All right, Derek, I'm tired of this.

I don't care enough. Can you move on? That's such an insane. They're literally arguing something that's madness. It's madness to you. It's madness to you except for you can't think of one example. So who's the fucking crazy one? Derek, I'm not going to.

Okay, sure, dude. I'm going to hold this. I'm going to hold this, right? And I'm going to look for it to change. Yeah. And then I'm going to bombard you later on. I'm going to, I'm going to pull it. I'm going to pull a Trump.

I'm going to wait silently. I'm going to do it silently with no one's paying attention. Here's the difference between me and you. Here's the difference between me and you. Once the burden of proof is shown, I will 100% accept it. I won't say to you that is the most absurd thing. I can't believe. No, no, no, no.

When the burden of proof present this up, it's doubtable. I'm not saying, I'm not saying that it doesn't. Here's what I see. Here's what I see happening. Absolution. Why would you do that when you have no proof? Here's what I see happening. Here's what I see occurring right now is

Sweeney's argument. You can't fucking destroy me in a goddamn debate, bro. Sweeney's argument. You're in the person. You just talk. That's what you guys do. It's like I can't argue this. You're literally not listening to what I'm saying.

Derek, I understand what you're saying, Derek. What you're saying is that I may very well be right, but I cannot pull up anything to prove it. And you are correct. That is correct. Why are you making a claim without having any proof? But what I'm saying is, does that not,

That sounds crazy that slang could have never changed. It's, it's, it's, language just changes. So for slang to have never changed, that doesn't make sense to me. Like, look, you know, no slang. I guess let's go back to the root of it. Do you, you know what slang is? Of course I know what slang is. Right.

So you're repurposing words, right, right, right. So for the idea of, so what I'm, so what I'm saying is that it makes sense. Yes, it makes sense. So I think, so let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, right, right, I, I, because I feel like I see what's happening here. this is fire I feel like I know I feel like people

Go ahead go ahead go ahead Sorry So Sweeney thinks that Because slang In and of itself Is an evolution of language Because it needs to be It's a word that it has to be repurposed

So things like Cool used to be Like very specifically like A way to describe temperature And now it's like Oh that's awesome Where sick became like Oh that's sick

That's awesome. Because that in of itself is a change, that is evidence of slang changing. Is that what you're saying? No, I'm saying that because that the potential of slang changing, because the nature of language changing, how could you assume slang would not? So here's my argument against that. I would say that you're right generally. But slang doesn't change. What slang does is it becomes obsolete.

hip still means what it meant like slang like hip was a word that was like a hip hip is still your hip but then it became oh that's hip

you know that's cool it still does mean that but no one uses that no one uses anymore and so like I think that's what that's really happened like it's not that slack I do think that there's like a compelling argument

that slang doesn't change it just sort of dies well look here's the thing And then it might come back at some point as itself. If one of our listeners, if one of our listeners can think, because there might be a fucking perfect example that we just are dumbasses can't think of. But like, I'm just want to like, okay,

the word fucking like cool, it was a slang, but now it means, cool means something else now as a slang. Like, what is it? You know what I'm saying? Give me that example of the slang being repurposed. Like what you're saying about no cap with the dictionary. Because remember, this started with you saying, what the fuck you talking about?

I just found this on dictionary.com, and I'm like, all right, well, show it to me being fucking used in that way. What's like, means no lie. Let me ask this. How do you feel about the word? Back in 1960s, 70s, 80s, 90s? How do you feel about it?

Like, I couldn't, like, go ahead. How do you guys feel about the word bad? Because that's like a very specific term, right? Like, bad used to mean, obviously bad. And then there's a slang. And then there's like a slang that meant that meant kind of cool, but people don't, do people? like would you argue that that changed?

I feel like bad. Or is that just one of those things that's kind of like because bad definitely meant that. Well, bad meant good at one point. That's why like Michael Jackson like that this is the whole thing. Yeah, like a bad and I want to be bad. But then it kind of stopped meaning that at some point. Like no one says, oh, that's bad.

No one says that. Well, they think bad ass. It became badass. Yeah, it became badass. It just kind of got compounded. It just ruined something different. Well, that is technically changed. What is badassie?

mean really when do you think about it it's very dumb it's very the root of it I can't figure that out because I'm not from the era where it came from what is that it's you put bad because think of like turt right I think in the future trying to get someone to understand what turt meant like in 30 years from now turn had a kid they're saying what is turn even a word turn turn turn yeah like is it an actual or is that just actually a Oh is it just slang? That's just slang. Yeah, I don't even think that's a word that exists outside of slang.

Yeah, I don't think so. It's just turned, right? Isn't they just turned? Yeah, it's literally just turned. It's almost like the... It's just a misspelling of an existing word. It's kind of like seat. Is it like seant?

Like, I seant it. I think is that, right? Why am I still in cap lock? The thing with badass is I think... If you cap and bro? I think... Is it turned to an actual word? Is that an actual word?

Well, technically now I think it's a word. Now it is because it's a word. It's a, you know, it's... Oh, accepted. But it's still means the slang. And it... But, like, I think, like, ass... Bad ass is...

I think an extent... You're right. I think it's an extension of bad, where it's like, that's bad. And then we just use ass as, like... We use... It is weird that we started to use ass. Turt just means turts.

As like it... As like an enhancer. Whereas, like, that... Bad ass. Stupid ass. This dumb ass. This dumb ass. Dumb ass.

Dumbass. Bitch ass. But, like... Dumbass. And every other way, it's kind of negative except for badass, right? Because you stupid ass, bitch-ass, niggas. I actually love that. I love putting a...

You just said niggas. That is not one of them. That is not one of them. I've never said niggas person. I've never said that. That's not one of them, Barry. It doesn't inherently have to be like... It doesn't inherently have to be negative because you could be like,

that's some big ass tits. some big ass tits that's some big ass just emphasizes ass is like an emphasis it is which is hilarious that is absolutely what it is

that's absolutely what it is badass I'm so upset no one has ever said niggas no it does not that's one of the few times I'm like it's not good

that shit's good come on I'm gonna type it up what is nigger ass what is that what's badass you know what I mean we didn't even talk about Kanye

we didn't even talk about Kanye West We didn't even talk about Jonah Hill saving the Jews from Kanye West's reign of terror with 21 Jump Street. His performance in 21 Jump Street fucking turned Kanye into an ally which is crazy because it's not even

that good of a performance. Like it's fine. I don't understand it's a real thing that he posted but it's just one of those things where I'm like I can't accept it. I can't accept it as Because we know his real humor

Because this is too new This is too It's too dumb But also it comes It comes all the way around And being kind of like brilliant Because of how stupid it is And we know his humor

We saw his net and Yahoo When he got a net And a new humor That's his humor Like he If Johnny Carson Whatever the old school Fucking that's

It's not even funny To modern standards But this one is like This is something that I would go into the fake tweet thing generator and then you would tweet that. That's what's so bizarre about it. Maybe he's using chat GPT to tweet. Oh, maybe he's a hey.

Because it's like, you can't tweet. You are scary. Save my career. Just let an AI write my tweet. That idea is awesome. Oh, man. There's fucking like judges using chat GPT to make fucking rulings on shit now. This is kind of insane.

is so fucking horrifying. You know what's crazy, though? I bet it would be more correct. Actually, yeah. Actually, probably. Yeah. How are these ancient motherfuckers even using something like chat g-chip-I?

I don't even know how to use chat gpte. I haven't even used it yet. Yes, I don't even know how to use it. I haven't used because your brain still works. That's why you haven't used it yet. You can still make up ideas on your own. That's what you haven't used chat gpti yet. Let's have it write a first page of a

romance novel like us like i don't know um that we'll do the we'll do the cucking thing with the uh keith david we were talking yo you know what we should do we should one of our songs we should we should see if like chat gpt could like write like a gay like write like a gay write a gay version of like some song that's impossible like like some song that would be like fucking ridiculous to like for us to do it's rap god yeah like two gay version of rap god like write it out and i wonder what it was amazing i'm a Seamen on a human and I don't know. You know it's crazy.

I listened to, I was listening to logic, of course, because I, of course it's in the logic. Seamon on a human. It's just suck it. It's so stupid.

That's so fucking dumb. God damn. Anyway. This is my favorite art form, guys. Please stop. That's the one I love the most. Like,

please stop. Like, just chill. Leave it alone. All right. Seamen on a. You don't got a rhyme. Everything.

You know. I'm Siemens spewing. So, fuck. All right. We got to move up. We got to get to questions. I'm a little gay.

I'm a masturbator. I don't know. They just, that fucking, you just fucked. You just blew my fucking mind, Chris. That's a real.

So the chat, GBT thing, that is awesome to see if we can actually do it. But also actually trying to do it too. How impressive would that fucking be? It's probably not that hard, man. It's probably really not that.

You're probably, probably think it's way harder until you sit down and you try to do it and you're like damn saying it's more it's more it's going to be the it's more it's more of it's more of the sheer amount of because we would have to go through the song line by line that's a long ass song and then find like wait like it's hard so like we would never bother with something like that like that's so like making it gay is probably not hard it's probably more than halfway there already but to do it all right I don't know your camera moved up when your head moved up That really bothered me, but okay

Yeah, this thing actually is a little bit too sensitive Stop, all right What the fuck is that? Yeah, we good now There's some questions out of here, man I want to go, I want to die Oh yeah, yeah I'm very hungry

I want to die I don't die man, I want to fucking Yeah, yeah Stick Larry right in, Can you imagine someone used Someone used chat GPT to give you a eulogy You just imagine how fucking wild that would be crazy i love it we should

i wish can the audience please give us chat gpt like send us chat gpte eulogies for each of us and we'll read them out on the next episode because i just i really i would love to see that i would love to hear that i really don't want to hear my eulogy i don't want to hear that shit i don't want to hear that shit ever never bro i want to be gone

so i don't have to be a fan of anybody says about me all right well yeah stick Larry Rodin says hello the one who hates the one who lusts and the one who envies first time patron here since skin coloration was a random mutation in theory 100% white couple could have a black child

I don't it has happened it can happen it's very unlikely it has happened I've seen pictures of it and it's so weird but they're not like black in features They're just black in color. So they look strange. So he's asking, do they, can they say it? No, they can't.

I don't know, man. What if they're darker than, what if they're darker than you? So what? I mean, I think they, you'll have their pointy-assan nose, which I'm here making fun of people pointing those literally have a pointy one myself. I was like you, look at you, what's, look at you,

want your fucking nose. Your nose looks like credit scores like 800, man. It's actually getting there. It's like 718, bro. I'm really trying. It's hard. It's hard. I think they know.

That's almost a perfect stress score. Patreon keeps actually just straight up shutting down on me. Oh no. It sucks. It's like a 500. It says, oh, no. It looks like there was an error. Quick.

Make your way back. Every time every time. Every time they update Patreon, it goes to shit. Literally, every single time. For the first four weeks, it's come. They invest no money into that fucking shit, dude. They invest no way. That's crazy how much money's probably in pay.

Like, in the program with Patreon at any money. Hold me? Let's move forward because I don't know what I'm going to be able to get the page back. The KFC Double Down made me gay. Hello, Chris, Derek, and the bastard. Longtime listener. Okay. Longtime listener,

first time patron. I'm playing Cyre Punk for the first time, and I've been able to be spoiler-free until randomly when I was playing. I got a Twitter notification from Sweene talking about a certain character's death. Now, my question for you guys is what of the most devastating? Wait, time, time, time, time, time, time. What is the most devastating time-off? What is the most devastating time?

thing was spoiled for you, game movie or show. This dude just said I spoiled. If you played that game for more than an hour, the death I spoiled for you happened so early in the game.

Yo, eat dick and fall asleep, for real. I hope you're driving and you forget to hit the brakes. Actually. Why? Jackie Briggs dies so early in that game. He did it again.

He did it again. He just didn't look at him. I'm not. I don't care because he dies. If you're playing that game, if you're playing that, if you're going to play that, that's the emotional core of that game, though. But that's so early in the game.

No, it doesn't matter, though. That's like saying it was a spoiler finding out Leon went to somewhere in Spain and it was even before. It's like, bro, that happens at a beginning. It's not that immediate. It's not that immediate. Bro, it happens so early. You're just playing defense because you spoil things for people.

Look, I've spoiled several things. Right? And I've gotten to the point I don't care about spoiling things anymore. If you care about something, you're going to take part of it as soon as you can. I don't give a fuck about people. I don't care. I don't care about people. I don't care about myself. He spoiled an episode of the last of us. He spoiled an episode of the last of us TV show with a group of people as they were watching it. And it's no, I didn't spoil it. I didn't spoil anything. I didn't spoil anything. I didn't spoil anything. I didn't spoil anything. I said that. I said that. someone's going to get mad oh no i said that ellie dies i did not say that the other that joel dies first and foremost so i said it incorrectly no no no no no and then lily because i remember

lily hitting me she was like kingston shut up and i was like honey i'm wrong but she was like yes but be quiet because danny's paying attention she pointed over at her just like he's paying attention first of all but the thing is that dude you have a bit long history of doing this i don't care i'm done i'm done trying to but when i'm Just be a better person. Just, I don't care. It's not my fault. Why don't you just not spoil it?

It's so easy. I don't think I've ever accidentally spoiled. I don't even, I have never accidentally spoiled anything for anybody. You know what makes it worse? Same. Things can't be spoiled for me because I don't give a fuck. And that's the problem.

You can't get me back. You can't get me back. If you, if you figure out when Lily dies, I guess, and spoil that for me, I'll be like, oh, that really sucks. But other than that, like, I don't give a. fuck about spoilers. I don't give it shit. That's the problem.

I've met people like you that don't care about spoilers and they spoil shit all the time. Because my experience because my experience is not going to be reduced by someone telling what happens. You need more empathy.

You need to think about other people. I'm too empathetic naturally. Fuck other people. Whatever. Everybody's a suck a dick. I'm done kang all the people. Fuck them. Yeah.

I always spoil your shit in detail for people. I might have said this in the podcast before. that this fucking piece of shit Gears 3 just dropped I don't know if I said this in podcast already but it dropped I was super excited to play it I was going to play on when I got paid on Friday and motherfucker on Facebook man

oh I can't believe Dominic died or I was like what the fuck why would you fucking why would you just take to Facebook and then blast that shit out like three days after it came out I was so fucking mad like and then as soon as it happened as soon as

the music starts, immediately, it completely ruined the moment for me. Because you can't be attached to it because you know he's going to fucking blow himself up. The thing is this, the thing is this, right? The thing is this, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Most people aren't assholes enough to do that. But what happens for me is that if I care about anything, if I care about anything, if I really care about it, I absorb it as soon as I can.

Yeah, I didn't have money. I can absorb it. I had to. I know, no, I know. I understand. I understand. And it's not your fault. People have to work.

People have to provide for themselves. People have other things that do. They can't. Most people can't just be like, I got to drop everything right now. Lily, I'm going to watch Mandalorians and no one can spoil things for me. You know, most people can't do that. But for me, I, I, I, someone describing thing is always going to be worse than the experience of me having it, absorbing it, you know?

No, but like, it's just impossible for me to make me feel bad. It's like, whatever, dude. Oh, hey, cool. I want to see how it happens. No, I think, I think, I think. Just hearing like, oh, like, let's say for the, did you play, are you ever going to, are you ever going to play freaking, what's it called? Oh my God. It's, it's BioWare's fantasy version.

I forgot what it's called. Dragon Age? Dragon Age. Do you ever going to play Dragon Age Inquisition? Me? Yeah. Are you actually going to play it? I do have it.

Are you ever, real? Are you ever going to actually sit down and play it? I very well like. It was between like, I might play it or like, I'm actually. going to sit down and play it really. No, I might actually play. I haven't had time to delve into anything like that because I've been boxing. But, like, I might not take down play.

Because most likely, you'll forget something. But Derek, you know the spoiler I'm about to talk about, right? You've played a position, right? I've beaten it like maybe two or three times. You know what happens, right? At the end of the game, that leads into the next game. That leads to Dreadwolf? Yes.

Yeah. Like, someone explaining that to me, I was just like, okay, I want to see how that happens. And I just said that it was way better when it happened. I was like, oh, okay, cool. No, I understand that. But it's like there is a different... When you... Because a lot of...

A lot of that shit is in the moment. So, like, if there's like a character death, right? There's like a... There's like a really important character death. In like a long-running trilogy. And you say that's going to happen. You're then waiting the whole game expecting that to happen. And then when it's about to happen,

you know it's about to happen because you know that somebody told you it was going to happen. And it ruins the fucking flow. It just sucks. It's like a really... disappointing thing. It's still cool. It doesn't make it less cool.

It's not about description. It's about the fact that I even know. It is a description. No, it isn't. It's just the fact that you know something is that. Because the whole point is that these things catch you off guard. That's the whole point of death. Literally.

Look, it's not supposed to be predictable. And so like when somebody goes out and they spoil it like that, it's like it does suck. It takes something out of the experience. And it robs somebody in a very specific experience that they're not, they just can't have. ever now it's like when you say if there's like a movie with a twist or something and you go like

oh the twist is so good it's like don't fucking say that because then i'm gonna spend the whole fucking time i would i would say i would say for movies that works more for me but when it comes to a game or a book there's so much a lead up into the moment like think like when something happens abrupt it's like oh that was it abrupt this person died is like whoa that kind of cut me off guard but whatever but if i'm like reading a book or playing a game and there's just like If there's an experience, like when things happen out of nowhere, it's like, what happened of nowhere? That's kind of crazy.

But when someone is like progress, if you describe to me in detail every moment exactly how someone's going to die, then there's no way I can experience it that isn't going to be knowing every single step that leads to it. But it is nullified in some way. I don't think it's completely gone. I do think it's worse, though. If you know that a big surprise is happening, then it's not surprising. just inherently. Like if somebody was like, oh, there's going to be a surprise party for you.

It's not, it doesn't mean that you're not going to have fun at the party, but a key element for everybody else is going to be gone. And probably a key element for you, to be honest. So like... Yeah, but that's true. But at the same time, like, what if there's another thing to happen? Like, what if you're like, oh, the surprise party? You're like, I don't want to be a part. It's kind of stupid. Do you come out there and then, I don't know, Stevie Nix is there or some shit like that. It's like, whoa, that's crazy because there's more to it than just the fact that there's a surprise. You know, that's what I usually get from most things.

It's like, oh, there's more to it. There's always more to it, but it's absurd scenario. Yes, exactly, but there's usually in addition more happening than just this moment. I'm sorry I spoiled it for you, dude. I don't really feel that bad, so this is a very half-assed apology. I mostly don't mean it, in fact, if I'm being very honest. But I'm sorry, I hurt your feelings, bud. I hope you play that game for another 10 minutes and see what happens.

My bad, that I spoiled the beginning of a game to you. hoping goes well. Also, the character's name is V, if you didn't get that far as well either. My bad. He dies. Look. I mean, he dies. Very early in the game.

Isn't it like an hour? It's like an hour and a half into the game. It's like an hour in the game, bro. If you're playing the story, it's like an hour in, dude. It's very early in the game. I want people, I will say, though, I do, I feel a little bit. I don't know. I don't know what the emotion I'm looking for.

There's like, because it's not like, oh, I feel sorry for these people, but it's also a thing that the people that can't or they don't care about enjoying that element of surprise. It's a little interesting to me because it is something that I find incredibly enjoyable. And something that triggers the biggest emotion from me. And it's something that I enjoy, like as a human being, I don't cry very often. I don't there's like I don't rage very often So things that can like I like when I actually can get penetrated in that way And it like it feels usually beautiful to me or something

I love that like art can do something like that to me Even when it's something is I was never super attached to the Halo franchise like you guys were But um I got pretty invested in reach and so like you know the element like the The surprise fucking you know like yeah oh someone just just fucking just got me murked and you're just like oh holy shit like it was so it was so shocking to me that I'm like holy fuck like and I love

that feeling of like dude there's no way you could have prepared for that unless somebody fucking told you and then again you could have guessed that was going to happen that was like a moment I was like what the fuck like it was so it was so good because like there was there was absolutely no lead up to it

it just happened it's like one of my favorite death was slightly you got out of a situation. You were like, whoa, that was almost really bad. And then bam, something bad happens. You're like, whoa, darn it. Yeah. Yeah, it's really, that was the first time in a video game that I had to, like, shut the game off because it upset me.

I had to be like, I had to, like, I got to be like, listen, man, I got to jump into multiplayer or something because that's, that's like a really upsetting. Because it really was so quick. It was blindsiding. It was very blindsigning. It was very cool. It's very, I love, I love that game. It's very hard for me to be like, oh, that.

I don't think I've ever... I don't know, man. I don't... I've been pretty fortunate in that, like, usually I'm pretty good at just not paying attention to people. Like, if they're talking about something that I don't... If they're talking about something that I care about that I haven't seen, but I want to see, I'm really good at paying half attention and being like, okay, well, they're probably going to say something that I don't want to hear, so I'll just, like, tune them out.

And, uh... I will say. I've avoided most spoilers, I think. I don't think I've ever been... I will say two things. I do do diligence. If there's something I really, really don't want to spoil it, I do do my due diligence. I will make sure I don't see, you know, you try to mute key.

There's things, it's kind of, it's annoying, but if it's really that important to me, I'm just being real. And one other thing I got to say is, I do like those assholes that spoil Star Wars. That shit's funny as fuck to me. That shit's funny as fuck to me. Like those motherfuckers that go out of their way. It's just not nice. It's like,

yo, come on. You know how many people you're upsetting right now? Dude, for no good reason. Like, what does this get you? Like,

what does this get you other than people being upset? I think, I think, it's funny. What? You would, like, open up like a meme.

You would like click a meme on Twitter. And the bottom half that wasn't showing would be like the spoiler, like, Han Solo, getting fucking stabbed. This shit for Infinity War was. crazy, bro. And Faddy War was the worst for that.

Because I remember, I remember being on Instagram. That's when Instagram was the Wild West. That's what Instagram was at its peak. And it'd be like, you'd look at a picture of a girl shaking an ass to be at the bottom. Tony Stark dies. It's like,

God damn. And then there's something that would go, it'd be like Peter Parker goes into Tony Stark's eye, the arm and says, I'm not feeling good Mr. Stark and dies. And I'm like, why would you, why would you spoil the whole moment?

That is a whole moment of importantness. It's so devious. It's funny. It's people that don't love them. It's people that don't love themselves that want to take it out on other people that do stuff like that. It's like the people who drove by everybody waiting in line for Harry Potter and it's like Snape kills Dumbledore or whatever the fuck. And they would drive by and scream at it. There's a certain point like where it's like, listen.

But that's silly. Like how do you not know that? The series of it exists already, dude. Well, I mean, there's a lot of people that don't fucking. No, no. That was. That was. That was when it was new.

Oh, the book? Yeah. Like, the book was new. That's fucked up. People did it with the book and they did it with the movie too, which I think is like, you know, it's,

I mean, it's still shitty because, like, I wasn't really, it's obviously shitty. But I do also feel like, like, those people should catch a beating,

but I still feel, I feel, I feel, if you do it to a kid, that's kind of shitty. Yeah, that's fucked up. That actually fucked up.

I'm sorry, but a grown adult being spoiled for a Star Wars movie. Like, I could, I could not care less. about that. Like, Star Wars to me is like the one thing where it's like you have carp launched it. Like that whole thing is like cultural osmosis at this point.

That movie was spoiled for me before I even knew what it was. You know? Like I... Spoiling Star Wars is hard now because of how much it pervades the world, you know? Yeah. Like story structure for movies was developed like the idea of the hero's journey becoming

popular is because of Star Wars. Like it existed throughout history and it's been popular then, but now it's everywhere because of Star Wars. Like, you can't get away from it anymore now. I don't think that's true at all, but like, yeah. It definitely, it definitely, it was always around,

but now because of Star Wars, so many more people know about it. It was always around. It was always around for fucking, well, as long as there's been literature, probably, you know? Of course. Before, even before that. Probably before that.

But Star Wars' popularity put the hero's journey on even a bigger, much grander scale than it was previously. maybe I Because think of many Think of many things that hit pop culture the way it did That have the hero's journey The same impact wise

Because a lot of things have it But didn't get to where Star Wars got to Yeah I mean It's probably a very studied movie I think it's probably why But It's also like you said Like a very pervasive story structure

Because I can't think of something that has it That I can think of before Star Wars I think a lot of it I feel like the reason for that? Maybe the Odyssey of Homer, I think has it? No, no, no. What I mean is, like, I think the hero's journey is in probably most things. I just think Star Wars is the one where it's most, it's, it's like, it's just, Star Wars is just the template of the hero's journey with, like, flourishes on it. Like, it's, it's, it's a no, there's no real liberty taken with it at all.

So I think the reason why the hero's journey is so, so big because of Star Wars is this, because the first time people watched a movie and were like, oh, that's the hero's journey. Because it just, yeah, it wasn't anything more than that. It just is. It was, it was like, is there any movie? That movie could have been written by Chad GPT 100%. Like, because it is just, it's just the template of the hero's training. Definitely the plot could have been 100%.

200% of plot. It is a very simple plot. It also sucks because when you realize how many other things have very simple, like plots, like every, people like every story has been told, most stories have been told. Every single plot has been used, though. There's like nine plots, I think. Yeah, it's not a lot. Maybe ten.

What is this? How many plots exist? Let me look at Google how many plots. Stanago Jenkins wrote and he says, Hi, not a question, but fun fact. The show title American Dragon Jake Long becomes pretty fucked up when you realize that Jake is a slur for Chinese people. Have a nice day. Goodbye.

Oh, there's seven. I don't know how true that is. The Jake's are the cops, bro. The Jakes are the cops. They're not Asian people. Hey, Jake. Jake. I mean, I don't know, man.

This guy usually shares 100% facts, and I always Google them. That is true. Also. So, this guy, like, I believe you based on the opposite of the cry wolf thing. It's a reverse cry wolf. Jake's slur. Nah, nigga, Jake. Let me see.

Let me see. I didn't even know this. Used by Jamaicans towards white Americans. I never knew that. And I speak that language. But okay. I guess. Jake's B-I-I-D-E.

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Fucking psycho. Eating. Food and food for the play is gross. Um, um, a meatball sub. Definitely terrible. Definitely terrible. That shit's messy, bro.

This fucking hard burn. The fucking balls are flying everywhere. Anything with meatballs and sauce is terrible for four play. Like meatball subs on fucking chicken parmesan. Anything with anything like that is terrible. There's no system as good food for poor play. In fact. He accidentally cut in her ass because you put the fucking chicken parmesan on her butt cheek.

fucking disliked. I'm sorry. You got a cutting steak on a person is one of the most insane fucking things I've ever

in my god that's a wild you know how sharp steak knives are bro yeah yeah get a little bit

of that steak sauce and their fucking wound shit that's like let it burn let it burn

let it burn there's a one in my bloodstream right now that's fucking scary bit

uh and tacos on someone's open wound and you fucking put super fire sauce on

their fucking you put You put fire sauce on a bitch's pussy I don't know. I don't know. Like, I think I don't eat at all. Yeah.

Eating for play is gross. I don't. I will say this. I will say this. I, yes and no, because I will say, ice cream,

have an ice cream cone. Why, why you're getting a blowy is one of the fucking coolest things ever. You saw that story before. That does that sound amazing. It's soft sir. like a good soft serve?

Yeah. Yeah. I could believe that. I would say though. Try as soon as you can, people. People listening and obviously you guys, as soon as you can. It'll probably open your mind a little bit to the food dynamic.

I mean, chocolate is probably the safest. Chocolate is probably like the safe. That's the safe one. I feel like it's, yeah, sure, sure. I don't want sex.

I don't want sex and food to ever interact with each other because I feel like those are two things I like, and I don't want them touching. I don't want them. Like, you know how like a certain parts of your food? You have like my chickens over here. My rice. My rice is here.

My vuluras are here. Don't want them touching each other. They're all great. I love all of them. But they shouldn't be together. A little bit of segregation doesn't hurt anybody. A little bit of segregation. I think the best food for four play is a is an I hop two by two by two.

Yeah. It's the two eggs, the two bacon, the two pancakes. I want to get a couple of ranch balanced on her asshole. on her bare asshole Yeah you put the cup of ranch Got it nice and secure You get your fucking chicken tenders And I'm a hard dipper too

I'm a hard dipper I don't know I think these things should be separate entirely But I The only thing that I really have experience with Is like strawberries and stuff And like Oh yeah the sensual treats

Yeah and like it's fine But I still I remember thinking like I'd rather not be eating anything I don't do that For me Because the thing is that I like food more than sex I do I really do

And if I eat anything That I like a lot I don't want to be around sex I want this I want woman to leave me alone Let me eat goodness But if you think of the woman As a pocket pussy

Then all the sudden That's the important thing You have to be A pocket pussy You have to be a good idea But a living creature when you're hungry. 100%.

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Yeah, they did it. Well, he wasn't on it. He made it, bro. That's crazy. He's like, they put a Holy shit, man Look up Andrew Tate, Andrew Tate South Park right now. It's fucking... I haven't watched South Park in a long time.

I watched the COVID special and that's it. I'm definitely... I said this last time. I'm definitely watching now. I'm gonna pull it up. Oh, it's on HBO now, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's back on air.

Okay. One streaming service I don't have. Yeah, I haven't seen it yet. But I saw Clit... I saw trending earlier today and I was like, oh, no way. That's awesome. So I'm probably going to watch it after this.

Oh, some bitch. All right, I'm going to get HBO finally. Fucking, that's a long. It's the last one I don't have. All right. Ace Combat is basically Metal Gear with Jets. The lore is fucking crazy. He writes in, he goes,

Hello, schizophrenic ramblings in my head that make my brain numb. First time donate or longtime listener. Including all forms of media, what are slash is some spinoffs, tributes, fan content that really surprised you with how good they were to compare to what it was inspired from. One of my favorite games, project wingman and ace con well the page just died on me but that nice no bits well i i think

the general question is what what fan projects were way better than they should be i guess is kind of the the vibe of it um let me for me it's fan it's fan manga bro fan manga be going hard man like one of my good friends does a fan manga for dragon ball z way better anything Dragon Bulls he's ever done. It's just like, it's like, come on, dude. You know, obviously we need the foundation of the thing to even do that. But like, there's a ton of people that are just like out there writing like fan various of stories that are so much better than the ones that are written.

And it's like, why are you doing this to me, people? It just keeps dying. I would say it just keeps fucking crashing. Patreon's fuck today. If, uh, I would say. pretty much any fan art or animation made for this podcast

is way better than the was definitely that too it is insane like that that ergodancy video is still like incredible to me like I still can't believe we have an animated video that that's that's that fucking good but

yeah I don't know like that's a good answer actually yeah I'm trying to think of like fan made I'm sure that I'm sure I know about things that started as like fan projects that are now like huge and like their own but I can't think of them right now like I've never read a fan manga you know um I can't think I can't think I don't think I can't think I mean that that AI Seinfeld thing is technically a fan that shit was fucking amazing

this may not be a good example just because it's an unfinished game but I just appreciate the effort that there's a guy that has been working on making a remake of Mega Man Legends and there's like a little demo of like the first level. Oh yeah. And it's so fucking cool because I just I wish Nintendo respected people. I wish they respected their fucking consumers. You just said Nintendo respect the consumer. And in the same sentence, I know.

That's crazy. They don't give a, your Nintendo, does not give a fuck about what the consumer says. Like, like, it's crazy. It's crazy because there's games like Destiny

who people complain about shit and like people complain and then they go and they change things. It's based on the community's complaints, right? Yeah. And then like there's so many like Halo even, you know, though Halo's a disaster.

It respects what you say in the least attempt to change things. Right. Then there's motherfuckers like Nintendo who get no shit from the greater people, the greater population. They get no. shit releasing half-finished Pokemon games putting games out for like three

months and then getting rid of it like they having the internet service that is ran by servers that use Windows XP like they don't give off bro their voice chat is still like in order to chat voice chat and voice chat on Nintendo you still have to use your phone as an app

like to go to the Nintendo phone on your app and join a party chat through your phone it is it is Nintendo sucks in a lot of ways. Like, and honestly, I'm going to be real. That new Zelda is looking kind of lame. For me, for me, what happens is this, right? They haven't shown much of it.

The mechanics they showed look really cool. You're going to be able to do a lot of cool stuff with those mechanics. But at the same time, that game is trapped on a Nintendo switch. That is the biggest problem. Like, if that game was on PS5, the shit you would probably be able to do. would be things that would be like, oh, video games are truly art. Like, this is an art form. Well, the thing that sucks.

So it's going to run bad probably. The thing that sucks to me about it is it's the same fuck. It's exactly, like, it's not even like, it's not even totally different. Like, it looks exactly this. Like, it's the same map. And I get it, but also, and I was kind of expecting that. But at the same time, I was just like, man. Plus, there is, there is going to be more than that.

I think that's oversimplifying it. It's going to be the same map, man. that map plus more is going to be plus more. I'm sure it's going to be a lot more stuff added to it. Maybe. Yeah, we'll see. And then the map will be different because it's going to be, it's going to be like this.

It's going to be the same map. Let me, well, let me ask you this. Let me ask you this, though. Nintendo could get away with that. Yeah, absolutely. So why wouldn't they?

Right, right. Like they could get away with making, it's like, well, it's like, well, it takes place in high rule and they made all of high rule in the last games. Would you expect a new map? Do you expect the things to be different? Like, what do you? meet, like those are the people who would come out and like suck their dick.

The only people that can't get us like that is at Microsoft. Microsoft can't get away doing shit like that. They'll get bullied into the floor. But Sony can do that. The thing is that this, right? Sony gets away with it to a lesser degree, though, to be fair. When you have a map, when you have a map in a game that's so full out like the one in Zelda, what happens is they have the map, but it's very empty.

They have to just put things in the map that really matter, like actual living environments, which I think they're probably going to try to do that. Are they going to succeed? On the switch? Probably not. I think, I think there's, they're going to try. I think Breath of the Wilde is very cool, but I think when you compare it to something like Eldon Ring or something, and then you go and then you look at the new Zelda.

It's just like, man, I don't know. I don't know if they got it this time. I don't even know if you can. I don't even know if you can. Like I said that too, I feel like it looks good, but I feel like I might get bored because I have Eldon Ring, which is a game that, like, even already finished it. I don't want to play it again. But like, that map is.

fully lived in. That's an existing world there, you know? And I hope Zelda has that. It's the best open world map I've ever seen in any video game period. Like, for sure. Yeah, it's up there. Like, easily to me. Like, I can't think it's better.

Red Dead. It's better than Red Dead to me. Like, the map? Because, like, the Eldon Ring is, like, dense, man. It's like, I couldn't. I still, to this day, I really can't believe how dense that map is. It's fucking insane. Yeah, the levels, too.

Like, fucking being, like, underground. Yeah, it's fucking nuts. Stormvale Castle is a fantastically designed level, dude. It is already huge, and the fact that there's, like, more layered on it is fucking crazy. Like, the moment I realized that there was a whole other area, like, above or below, it's like, I was like, this is fucking magic. There's three layers in that world, which is insane. Yeah, I couldn't believe it when I played it. Very good game.

I have faith for the game. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. I'm going to see it. I'm going to play it. if it's honest, because Breath of Ball is very such a good foundation of a video game. With more stuff with the fusing mechanic, which looks sick. That looks insane.

That does look cool, yeah. The fact that weapons break is kind of stupid, but if I can fuse things together, makes it, like, actually way cooler than I thought it was going to be before. Yeah. Because now it's you on the fly. Like, on the fly, what can I make that could really fuck this guy up? I'm going to fuse a goblin with a fucking boomerang and throw a goblin at somebody that blows up. Like, that's really cool. I like the idea of that.

Yeah. It's very cool, but... Oh, well. We're running... We're running along, though. And I'm very hungry, so... Thanks for stopping by. Throw us over some pennies over at Patreon.com.

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I did fucking nothing wrong, and I will continue to do nothing wrong. I'll tell you that much. So I'll catch you guys. We'll catch you guys next week. We're working on Down with the Dickness. Been a little busy. Right.

It's been, you know, it's a little slow, but we'll get it. Don't worry. You're going to get something really. Oh, man, I'm excited. Anyway, count me down. Three. Your screen by.

the way looks fucking crazy. It's like flashing between like, I don't know. I don't know why it's doing all that. I don't know. I was like, okay. That looks like the rainbow fish. You know what it looks like? You look like you're in a really like subdued rave. Like a faint wave. It's like the faintest.

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