The Snark Tank - #150: How Chris Killed Haynes

Episode Date: April 24, 2023

Sweeny died at Coachella, so chris and derrick talk about the creator clash 2 aftermathAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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You know, I don't think anything happened at all in the last week. Like, nothing whatsoever. Absolutely nothing to talk about that. Yeah, there's absolutely fucking nothing. So I guess, see ya. Yeah, thanks, guys. Yeah, thanks guys. And then what we'll do is we'll see.

stay, let's stay silent for, for 10 whole seconds. All right, now that, now that, now that the, the fake fans are gone. Uh, welcome back, welcome back to the Snark Tank Pocket. I don't remember what episode this is, um, because I keep losing track. This is 150. This is 150? Yeah, yeah.

God Christ. 150 episodes. Uh, we're back from, uh, Creator Clash, although Sweeney is not because he decided to book it to Coachella immediately, which is like a very, very confusing. decision for somebody who hates traveling. But he's over there, I don't know, sniffing Kanye West's panties. I don't really know what's going on in Coachella, to be honest with you. I don't know who's showing up.

But he's over there, and he may or may not come back. We don't know. But, oh, man, I don't even know where to begin. Like, how do we even start this? Hold on top of the show. Top of the show. On the top of the show. Top of the show. I just want to, um, a little bit of, uh, I guess, I guess we do call it housekeeping.

Because yeah, we should call it housekeeping, yeah. Yeah, because there's a couple of things we want to address about the Patreon specifically. First of all, I want to apologize for being gone for a few weeks. We haven't put the episodes out. Yeah. Yeah, it's busy, but yeah. Yeah. But they've understood. I've seen you guys, but I get it, you know. Uh, and, uh, yeah, so that's all good. But one specific thing about the Patreon, there's been a mistake made and I specifically want to call out Sweeney for this

because he made it like as if it was a general mistake overall like the snark tank made him no no no he no this was this was 100% Sweeney so we started the extra ammo show there's an extra Patreon episode you know if you're a patron that was subscribed at five dollars and up you're supposed to get an

extra episode per week. And Kingston, because he's a genius, just posted them at the $1 tier, which the $1 tier gets you early access for the regular show that we do. That comes out on Monday. And then there's extra episode, which we call extra ammo that, or whatever we call it, that comes out, that is for $5 tiers. That was how it was always supposed to be. Yeah, that was our original plan.

But Sweeney is the manage, Sweeney kind of manages a lot of the Patreon, which I think we'll probably stop doing that. We'll probably get somebody else. Because, look, I don't know. I don't need to talk shit while he's not here. But he's just, I don't know what's going on with him. Like, he's posted the Discord link for everybody, like, multiple times. And he's like, I swear to God, I've done it right, guys. And it's like, no.

Patreon is broken, to be fair. Like, I understand that Patreon is not like a very good site. Like, it messes up a lot. but not not to that degree like when i was managing the discord and all that stuff um the worst that i would do is i would i would get the discord invite to people a little bit late you know which is you know that's my fault to be fair i'm a very i'm very bad at schedules but it would never go to people that it wasn't supposed to go to so so i don't know sweetie just doesn't have the the chops it seems so we're going to fire him we're going to kill him uh we're going to

execute him. We're going to dip him. We're going to do that. What's that Game of Thrones thing where like they pour molten gold? They pour the gold on him. What is that called? That is the best way. I don't know what you call. Actually, I know there is a term. There actually is a term for that, but it's like. Yeah, looking it up. Yeah, like king crowning. I don't know. Oh, it's literally just called execution by molten gold. Well, there you go. I thought there was like a cool name for it. Yeah, I thought it was like goldening or something or whatever. something. Yeah. And if we, if we can't, if we don't have enough gold for that, we will just draw and quarter him. Yeah, but we, but yeah, we do want to apologize because we don't want to,

um, I guess it was just some miscommunication or some miss, um, some misstep on Sweeney's part or, or, or something, uh, but we're not trying to like nickel and dime you guys. We understand it's a, it's a crazy situation out there. The economy's fucked. It's just the idea was always that like, hey, there's an extra, it's more time out of our day, it's more work. So we might as well just throw it in for patrons who were paying a little bit higher at a tier that we felt was kind of like not really that robust. We still obviously appreciate everybody who jumps into the Patreon. It's a massive, massive help to us. But yeah, that was just a total error on our part.

Well, Sweeney's part, but we're a unit. Just an error on our part for not checking up on him. Yeah, we just kind of. We made the stupid mistake of assuming that Sweeney was an adult. who could handle really standard tasks. But, you know, we won't make that mistake again. We're just beating him up now. He's not here.

I hope he listens to this. Oh, well, yeah, yeah. We love sweetie. He's just, you know, they're, you know, it's like, it's like how, you know, I shouldn't be boxing. You know what I mean? It's like certain people are suited. Certain people are suited to certain things.

but with that housekeeping out of the way we would appreciate it if you jumped over to Patreon.com slash a snark tank gives us a give us some questions

and all that but we're back from Creator Clash Tampa Florida Amelie Arena April 15th 2023 if you did not see it

I think there I think there's still some pay per view I'm not super sure how the paper view situation works because I was there they're still doing

replays you can do you can rent it yeah and all that money does go to charity so it is a good

cause to go ahead and do it. And if not, if you, uh, you know, just donate to charity anyway, because that's a good thing. But I got, uh, you know, I, I, I went in the ring and it was fucking crazy. Derek was there. Sweeney was there. We got, we got some group photos of everybody there. Uh, how, what was your read on the entire event? Because as somebody who's taking part of it, it's kind of hard to, uh, get an objective view. Because last year, I loved it. Like, I loved like being in the audience and just doing, just being in the audience and just doing, just being just just watching it and having that feeling but I was in there this time so it was very different it was very nervous and very stressful yeah yeah it would be nice to talk about this get this out of

the way because some of the patrons some of their questions were obviously about this so we're going to be answering their questions right now and then we'll get to the other ones later but yeah this was from a spectator uh super fucking dope and and particularly being like so say since I knew you and since I was able to be like closer in the event and randomly had no idea like, oh, we're going to, we're going to walk out with you. Yeah, that was last minute. Which was totally 100% last minute because if that was even remotely on the radar, I would have, I would have, who knows what I would have worn? It would have, I would have, there would have been some dumb bullshit plan for sure. Yeah. But I was just in my regular clothes, whatever. But

I gotta say as far as like events that I've been to there was this was the best like combat sports event that I've been to because there's a bunch of people that are there to just be entertained and they're not like thirsty for blood. Yeah. And which is a very different vibe from these

overgrown Neanderthals that are usually in crowds like this that are just drunk and like they're just their veins are popping out and they're just wait. As soon as there's not like there's just a break in action like they start booing immediately and it gets really frustrating and this just felt nice

all around the fucking air like the the temperature was good the amount of the people that were there everything was fucking smooth man the fights were entertaining as fuck too like it was a really good experience man yeah I remember feeling very very similar last year I mean I talked about it last year too

where it was just like this is such a cool. There was a cool vibe that's very difficult to, uh, it's very difficult to, um, to convey. But we were talking to Jack's films quite a bit, um, because Jack is just awesome. I love Jack. Jack and his wife, Aaron are the coolest people. But we were talking to them a lot, and he said something that really stuck with me. It's still in my brain a lot where it's like this, this feels like how VidCon used to feel for, for him. Where it's like, you know, by the time that we were going to VidCon, it was already kind of like fucked up. It was already like in this big, you know, there was already this big event with like a bunch of kids running around.

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Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. With the addition of combat sports and blood and broken bones, just kind of the same kind of energy, which is awesome. It's cool to be there for like the inception of this before it inevitably kind of gets, you know, weird in six to seven years. Yeah, something fucking happens. Yeah, but yeah, it was, I got to be real, man. It was, it was, uh, being in the ring like that is crazy. Like I did not anticipate really any of any of that.

Like you can train, you train for, for, I was training for like eight months. And so when you step in there, you realize like, oh, your training's gone. Like, it's immediately, all your training goes away. You have, like, muscle memory and that stuff. But, like, it's all instinct at that point. And then it's silent. I don't know how loud it was in the arena. I assume it was because, like, every time I was in the audience, it was fucking loud as hell.

I could barely hear anybody, which is awesome, by the way. It was, like, very cool. But when I was in the ring, it was so silent. I couldn't hear fucking... People were, like, cheering for me, apparently. I didn't hear that at all. I didn't hear anything. It was like...

It was like... It was like the tinnitus ring. That's all I heard. It was like a room tone almost. I broke my nose, which is kind of... Kind of interesting. I've never broken a bone before.

Although I guess the nose isn't a bone, so I still haven't broken a bone before. But... Yeah. Weird feeling. Underwhelming. I got to say. Have you ever broken your nose?

No. It's been punched a few times, but never had it broken. Yeah, it's weird. It's a weird feeling. Because I remember walking into the locker room, and they were like, the doctor was like trying to set it. He's just pushing my skull in. And he was like, was that lump always there?

And I was like, yeah, I think so. Because if it's the lump that was always there, then yeah, it's the one that was always there. If there's a new lump that I'm not familiar with, then I guess it's broken. And the doctor was like, is your nose broken? I was like, you're the doctor. Tell me. Like, tell me if it's broken.

And so, I don't know. It is definitely fucked up. Like, it hurts to, it's tender to the touch. It feels weird. I don't know. It's a wild experience. There was so much blood. I remember, like, I remember blood falling out of, like, just falling out of my face and being

I'm like, oh, this is not nearly as intense as I feel like it looks. But, no, it was super crazy. I was super glad to take part of it. Do you remember the fight? Do you remember, like, or was it like a flash to you? I remember flashes of it. I remember, I remember one moment, like, I remember punching the referee. I remember punching the referee in the head who came out of nowhere.

And by the way, that's kind of the thing where it's like, it's so funny being on the other end of this now. Because I remember watching it. I've seen fights, right, where the referee gets clocked or like a punch is thrown after the bell. And you think, like, oh, what a dickhead, you know? And then I, now that I've been on the other side, and it's like, oh, I didn't hear the bell. And because it's so silent in there. Or, like, you're so overloaded that, like, oh, that makes sense. And then she just swoop the fuck in there, by the way.

Like, she just, she flashed the fuck in there. but I remember that I remember a brief moment where I felt like all of my energy go away I remember that I was like and I was like oh no and then it came back and that was like a really weird that was a weird feeling it was like an instant second wind

but the actual like minute to minute fighting I don't I don't remember really any of it I had to watch a little bit of the fight just to remember like what was going on and it's a I don't know it's a wildly out of body experience I'm really glad that I got to take part in it. All the, you know, froggy, dramatic stuff aside.

I saw a lot of people kind of, you know, telling, or basically saying that, you know, Ian and Eza were, like, irresponsible to put me into that matchup. And I have to say, like, that was me. You know, like, I agreed to the matchup. You agree? Yeah, you agreed. I said, I basically, because obviously the whole thing with Froggy happened,

and I was like, fuck, I hope I still get to. to fight. And they were looking for people and nobody that was my height or my size wanted to step in, obviously, because they were afraid. But, no, Michael Reeves was injured. Graham Steffin's clearly not going to do this again. So, like, it's a very limited pool of people. And also just, like, the amount of time that it would take to kind of train up or, like, even meet weight, even if you do happen to be in the same height range. It's like, it's a whole thing. So they came to me and they said, hey, this guy, William Haynes is willing to do it. He's, he's five nine.

He's 150-something. He's coming down. And I was there at the way, and he did come down to 143, which is crazy. He was probably just like sleeping in garbage bags every single day and just like not eating. But, you know, I figured, you know, whatever. I spent so much time training. I might as well just run it and do it. I knew it was dangerous.

I knew it was an uphill battle. I knew that I had no reach on this guy. It was like impossible to reach this dude. But what was important to me, first off, was getting in there and actually doing it and following through because it would have been so fucking disappointing to not be able to actually do this. And I definitely didn't want to postpone it for like some fucking misfits event in two more months where I had two more months of this grueling shit ahead of me. Fuck no. So I wanted to get it out of the way. Also, so many friends of mine had made the travel arrangements already.

They had already done it. So I was like, you know what? Fine. Put me in there. I'll get bloodied up. Maybe I'll win on a Hail Mary. Did not. But I'm still, I don't know, I'm still pretty happy that I did it. I'm glad that it's something that I could say that, oh, I did this insane, insane thing that I don't think anybody really anticipated that I would do or have any interest in doing. I know last year I joked a lot about wanting to fight Real William Johnson. but that was more of a meme than anything. So the fact that I actually did, it feels pretty cool. Also, shout out to, you know, everybody who joined me, Jalen, obviously, who a friend of mine for a long time, you, Sweeney, Danny, Katie Lee, everybody, everybody who showed up, Smokey, Mick, all those people came out with me in the walkout for Swavemente. Jalen and Kingston waving the fucking Puerto Rican flag.

You saw that photo, right? The photo of me, like, wrapped in the flag that looks fucking... Yes. Like a still from a movie. I can't stop thinking about that photo, man. It's a crazy... You know what bothers me about that photo, though?

I, like, I saw that photo and I immediately noticed. I immediately felt, God damn it, this is, like, the best photo of me that will ever be taken. Like, there's no... There's no shot of a... Like, there's no shot of a bit... Like, it's like, oh, it peaked for this.

Like, photographs of me have peaked. Like, that's it. My wedding photo My wedding photo Will be shit compared to it My fucking like my photo You think so? Yeah I think so

My photo with my newborn is gonna Or like whenever that happens That's gonna suck in comparison So I don't know That's the one thing that was like Kind of shitty about it Although I'm glad it was captured

I'm glad that moment was captured You might be right Yeah I got to be right But you might do another Creator class down the I know maybe you're not gonna I know maybe

You're thinking like Okay yeah fuck all that But then once enough time pass It's like a woman giving birth, man, where she's like, fuck that shit. And then enough time passes. And she's like, you know, I can do that again. Yeah.

Yeah, it does kind of feel that way. In fact, I was training for about eight months. So that's about the time of a pregnancy. So, like, I think I know what it's like, you know, I kind of know what it's like, you know, to labor in pain for eight to nine months and then explode in a burst of pain one night and then have it all be done. I know exactly. Oh, body transformations, gaining weight, losing weight. Actually, no, actually, no, I think about it. I know what pregnancy is like more than probably most women do.

Because most women, than I know anyway, have never been pregnant. So I think I've got a case against the women of the world, you know? but yeah I've thought about it honestly like the second I got out of there I was really happy to be done with it but also I was like yeah maybe maybe not the next one I think I might do the the one after if there is a four if there is a creative crash four I think I I'm saying that now obviously when it's really far away but I do think there's a pretty good chance that I might want to do it because I do think I would like an even a proper matchup that is that doesn't get fucked up in the last minute, you know? That would be, that would be cool. Although I will say, if an opponent drops out again, like three weeks before the fight, I'm not doing it again.

Like that. I did what I had to do. No. Not again. Not that. Not in that way. But I don't know, man, boxing's fun. I think I might continue doing the fucking going to the gym and not as often, obviously, because it's a fucking massive time sink.

But the worst part of it was really just gaining weight. and now that I don't have to gain weight to meet weight for some other random person, I could easily. Yeah, you can just actually just do the training. Yeah, and it's actually fun training too. It's like it's a good workout. Like you feel yourself getting stronger. You feel yourself getting more adept.

And it's relatively time efficient. It's like maybe like one hour of cardio, one hour of boxing cardio is an insane amount of, it's like an insane amount of work. Like in comparison to just sitting there in the gym like lifting, which you still have to do. But, you know, I don't know. It was a crazy, crazy event. I'm glad you had a good time. I didn't know, I didn't even know you were coming.

I had no idea. Like, when somebody said you were here, I was like, what? What do you mean? Because you never said anything. So I put down some friends of mine for like VIP passes just in case. In case they, Colin, I put down, he couldn't make it. He had like a whole thing. And Derek, I put down, obviously, Sweeney, some other friends of mine.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion.

$1.20 million is insane. number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. For Morgan and Morgan. in America's Large Injury Law,

from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. And, you know, Colin didn't make it. And he told me he couldn't make it. But you never said anything. Well, he just showed up. I just, because look it, look it, I didn't,

if the VIP thing wasn't a thing, I wouldn't have gone, just because I would have spent too, I already spent too much fucking money at the event. I rented a car. Like, I didn't know how it was going to be. everything was a true VIP experience which actually upset me because I just didn't think it would be so thoroughly catered to

the point where there was oh even to take a shuttle to the arena everything was done at that hotel which I didn't know like every single thing was going to take place at the hotel so I essentially I did not need to rent a car but I rented a car and then the parking was fucking because of the event it was 30 bucks

tonight. And I just spent like a lot of fucking money. It was worth it. But the whole thing is if I would have had to pitch in for everything, I'd have been like, ah, logistically, I don't know if it would make sense. Got a lot of fucking bullshit to pay. But that was the thing where I'm like, okay, I have no excuse not to go. I don't have any real excuse because Joe Joe and my room, they all know. Everybody knows that like I was pretty much last minute I booked my ticket to the point where it was even a little more expensive than they should have been. Because I was more leaning towards. I'm like, I'll just, I'll support from afar, but I had no real excuse. I was like, I have to go. The emails, getting the email saying, here's your shit,

like, here's your, your, your accommodations. I'm like, I fuck, I have to go. And I'm glad I did. I mean, because it's one of those things where I always dread, like, doing big stuff. Oh, me too. But I know that I'm going to have fun. It's one of those things where it's like, just go, you idiot. You know you're going to have fun. Just, just fucking do it. You know. know yeah and uh yeah it was cool to support you obviously being there like that was something that i'm like i'm glad that i did go um you know it made sense snark tank boys were there uh there was a fucking guy in the crowd with a snark tank sign yeah i thought that was pretty funny that's really cool yeah yeah so i'm like it was it was cool as shit man um uh meeting a lot of interesting

people too that i did not expect to be there uh people that just like yeah what are you doing around a YouTube event I posted I posted a picture with him but Josh Barnett the MMA guy was just like Why are you here And why do you know us

So intimately That's the thing That's trippy as fuck in mind He made a bleach joke at me Josh is Josh Barnett right Josh Barnett yeah yeah Josh Barnett yeah Josh Barnett made a bleach joke at me

And I was like what the fuck This is like ancient at this point This is like old lore And he's coming out of me It's like it's so weird It was good to catch up with people Obviously too That I haven't seen it a while

films, Aaron. It was weird to be on an Amaranth stream. I didn't want that. My friends totally fucking threw me under the bus. Toss me to the wolves. I was like, I just want to relax. I just got punched. I'm trying to enjoy this party.

And then here's Amaranth with a camera, and I'm just like, oh, man. All the tier three subs watching me right now. Oh, yeah. Like, it's just uncomfortable. They're so jealous. Yeah. Oh, man.

Oh, man. I want to be there. But yeah, we, uh, yeah, it was been a lot of cool. People caught up with a lot of, a lot of cool people. It was nice. It was a good event. Jack's films. Jack, he fucking, you never know what people are really paying attention to, but Jack is all caught up on all of those gay covers, which really.

He is. Yeah, which really surprised me. That really surprised me because it's like, like you said, you never know what people are going to just pay attention to or whatever. But he was even a way. of like some shit that I did the the will Smith one that I was like oh let me do this real quick to make fun of Will Smith because he slapped Chris Rock or whatever and he was like caught up on that shit and I asked him like hey hey man you got to get on one of these and I said I followed up with immediately like I followed up and said but of course if you think this shit's too stupid obviously

like don't even and he was like no of course man he was like he was like of course I was laughing I was laughing my ass up. It is funny. If we could get a gay, like a dumb gay cover with Jack's films. And I think we can't,

I think we will. I think we will. Just the idea, the idea that that's even remotely possible is hysterical. That's so funny to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But, yeah, I know, I thought it was a huge success, that it was a great, great event. Can we go next year as an audience member and just not worry about anything but yeah anyway

oh I should also say real quick because I know this is also in some of the questions because people are asking about me because people know that like I'm a lifelong combat sports fan and I've mentioned a few times I just want to say this again like

I have some injuries I want to take care of but to be honest if I think I would if they would overlook my injuries, specifically my torn ligament and my wrist. Like if that, if that's fine, I don't really know the rules of like how, like, say, if you have a torn ligament, will they let you fight or something or not? Or I don't really know how, I guess it depends on the, uh, the sanctioned body of wherever

you, the fuck you're at. I feel like I would overlook that. But once, let's say, okay, overlooking the injuries, the thing that is more weird to me is I'm a really heavy short guy. No. I always tell people how much I weigh and they always say like you do not look like you weigh this much, but I'm just really bottom heavy. And so the weird thing would be finding me an opponent because comfortably I'm around 180, 190. Like comfortably like 190 is where I just would want to stay.

But right now I'm 220. Anyone that's around my weight right now are fucking behemous. They're fucking, they're shadow of the colossus. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like finding a fucking opponent in my weight range just doesn't make sense really. So what would make sense is like you talk about Creator Clash 4 if there is one. That would, I feel like that would be me putting my hat in the ring there because that would be plenty of time for me to actually.

Shit, man. I haven't been like 170 pounds since I was, I don't know, well over a decade ago or something, but more closer to high school. Yeah. When I was, I was like a stick figure though. I looked like I probably weighed, you know, 140, but I was like 170. It's just my thighs are too big. I can't do anything about that shit. So anyway, long story short, I do really fucking want to, like, because I do, man, for someone who loves combat sports, I feel like I need to experience being in that ring with the audience, you know, like being in a fucking sparring ring, whatever.

That shit is something that I'm like, okay, I got to experience that. Yeah. And see how I feel. See what happens to me. Because I feel like I feel like I can handle it. I've played shows to hundreds of people. That was fun. Yeah.

I don't know what the fuck it feels like to fight someone, someone who's coming to take your head off with all the bright lights on you and tens of thousands of people watching you. What the fuck? And my fucking shirts off, man, bro. I don't like taking my shirt off. Dude, it's a weird fucking, because I'm in a similar boat where I've, like, done live shows and stuff.

Like, and I know what it's like. to play to a crowd, but like, it's such a different, like, I was most comfortable, the most comfortable when I was doing the walkout, because like, oh, okay, this is, like, I know what this is. This is showmanship. This is just, this is just sort of like, you know, you're having fun. The music's playing. You're fucking bumping fist with the audience. It's almost, it's not crowdwork exactly, but it's like adjacent to it where it's like, okay, cool. Yeah, you're just working with the crowd. You're pumping them up or whatever. Like, once you're in the ring, I'll say this, stand-up is way scarier

stand-up is infinitely scarier than running into a jumping into a boxing ring in front of 20,000 people easily like a room of 20 people 20 strangers that you're trying to make laugh way scarier than like 20,000 people cheering or booing in any capacity when you're in a fucking ring

but no I would love to see you in there Sweeney's Sweeney expressed interest in doing it too which he would have to really buckle down and take it seriously, which I encourage, because he needs the pressure and the motivation to do it. Just like me, by the way. Like, I could not, like, if somebody was just like,

hey, you should lose, you should, you should gain 18 pounds for no reason. No. Like, I'm not going to, like, I'm not going to do that. The pressure helped. So I would love to see him do it, be a good excuse for him to get back into shape. Hell yeah, dude.

Because, you know, that would be perfect. It'd be great. Imagine the snark tank on the same, hard. Imagine that. The whole podcast. We would lose so many. It would be like three weeks afterwards of like recovering.

Oh. Because we're all, we're all on the podcast. We're all on the podcast following week. Like, hey, here you guys. I didn't even think about that actually. Yeah. That would be funny, though. But yeah, I would, I encourage everybody to, if they, if they can and they qualify to do it.

I know Hidden Experia, one of my friends, he's a Halo YouTuber from UK. Right. He expressed interest in doing it. He was super pumped about it. He's around my height as well. But he's fucking crazy, dude. That dude, rock climbs with just his hands. He's fucking scary.

He's like a... Oh, shit. He's like a Tyler One type of creature. Actman said he was down to do it, too, which would be, like, super cool. Although Actman's got, like, a wildly unfair advantage because Actman actually knows, like, proper martial arts. Like, he's been fighting... I think he's been doing, like, a very specific... type of like karate or like just normal mixed martial arts for like years now.

So finding somebody for him might prove a little bit difficult. But I would love to see all these people jump into it because it really is. It really, really is a fucking awesome event. You know, and he needs to do a pretty, pretty amazing job considering they're just, you know, content people. The fact that it's not like these like business guys running in and sort of managing everything to like the upteenth degree.

I could never put on a show like this in a million fucking years. You know? I don't have the brain capacity or the patience to deal with all the shit that would go into making this thing even remotely successful. If I did a show like this,

someone would die. Like easily. Like, not even probably someone. Probably like many, many people. Because I'd be like, ah, do you really need security? Just like wing it. You know?

That's so much paperwork. but true but yeah I could barely manage myself so yeah I don't know I don't even I was talking briefly with Ian and

and the guy that's like the head of running shit and I'm just like what do you what do you what do you what do you do to just

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Like I can't even begin to know how to construct this shit Obviously you reach out to a person like this Who's like I have this and I have all the resources and shit But I'm like Even that's my fucking boggling to me

Even that step to me That step alone is too much work for me Like no way in hell Like I gotta find somebody Okay so you're telling me I gotta find somebody who knows how to do this No Absolutely not Just no

So props to them for putting on a good event Because it really is fucking dope Anyway, what do we got? What do we got in the news generally? Like, I feel like, I feel like, ain't nothing. The only thing that happened is just, The only thing that happened is just the, the check marks finally have disappeared.

That's right. They're gone. Yeah, so unless you actually want to pay or there is a short list of people that, Elam Musk said specifically that he's paying for people out of his own pocket specifically. Some celebrities like LeBron James and whatnot. Yeah, LeBron James, Stephen King, and, oh my God, who the fuck was it? William Shatner, LeBron James, and Stephen King.

It's so random. It's such a random assortment. I'm sure Stephen King hates Elon Musk. Yeah, I think so, too. Stephen King is incredibly progressive, so I'm sure he, like, hates him. It's so... What's so funny, too, is that, like, looking around at Twitter now,

just, like, seeing the people with the blue check marks, it's like, it means fucking nothing. All it says is that... Zero. All it says is that it's, like, a big thing being like, hey, I can edit my tweets. That's it. Like, it serves...

It serves... Why do you even need people to know that? Like, yeah, that's the one thing. It's so weird. It would be like if you had a Netflix username and you had a star next to your Netflix username that says, like, Hey, I watch, you know, like, I watched this many shows or whatever.

It's like, who cares? This isn't a verification mark anymore. Like, I don't, are you who you are? No? Yes. The only way that you could possibly know who somebody is now is if you go to their, if you go to their Twitter account, you see that they're a celebrity or their name is the same as a celebrities and their follower count is too high for it not to be them.

Right. Like, that's the only way. You have to go an extra step. Yeah, because I saw Tom Holland. or whatever. And I was like, is that really Tom Holland? And I clicked this thing and it had like, you know, fucking however many million followers. And I was like, okay, so that's Tom Holland. But I had to, I had to click to know that. So like the site is just, the site communicates less. It's so dumb. It's, it's, it's, I'm honestly like amazed at how stupid like these decisions

have been. But I, I, honestly, though, like, it's, it's been kind of great because I spend so little time on Twitter now. Like I just, I just barely use it because it's just functionally like way worse. Like I just don't bother going on it. I don't know about you. And maybe it's also like a mix of just like training and just not really having a lot of time in general for it. But maybe. I use it around the same that I've been using it for the past year. I mainly use it to share something funny that I saw or try to promote my music that I do. That's like the main thing and it helps a little bit. I've noticed some people

go over to my Spotify page, my Derek Blackman page from Twitter or whatever. Sometimes I get lucky and caught in the algorithm of Twitter, like of a hashtag thing. So that's virtually it.

That's really the only use for it and you don't need a fucking checkmark to do any of that shit. Like I get some of Some people, I actually, I don't even know, because I saw, I saw some people even say, well, I like some of the features. Like, they like the edit. They like the HD videos or 1080P longer videos.

And I'm like, all right. Is there a way, though, to just not have a fucking badge? Yeah, that's kind of the thing where it's like, it's not even like, it's not even like, I understand like wanting to, okay, I'll edit, edit, edit tweets or whatever or like the longer videos. I can see why, like, people would want it. Like, it's no longer a situation where, like, if you. have it, I assume the worst of you. It's more just like, it's more just like it, it doesn't necessitate a badge. Like the badge does nothing.

Like the badge itself is purposeless. So let people pay for whatever the fuck they want, but get rid of the badge. You know, it's, it's, it's completely fucking useless. I don't know. I thought about paying for it, but I also just like, I don't use Twitter enough to, like, I just, also, if I, if I need to edit something, I'll just not make a mistake. You know, or I'll leave the mistake in there.

And to be honest with you, things tend for whatever reason to get more engagement if they have a mistake in them because people will jump into them and they're like, oh, there's a mistake. And then that boosted in the algorithm. I've been doing this, I've been experimenting with this a little bit where I've intentionally like put in like mistakes in some videos and in some tweets because I know that there's at least 5% of the audience who's insufferable enough to comment, hey, that's not what this is. Because I remember I even, I even Photoshop the date of like a, like an article in a video

that I did a while ago to have like a way, way older publishing date. It was like 2019 or whatever instead of 2022. And I had a lot of people being like, that's an old article. That's an old article. That's like hundreds of like, that's an old article. And it's funny because it's not. It's a really recent article, actually. But I just Photoshopped it to look wrong.

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tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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Yeah. Yeah. So the check marks are gone, or at least, for most people They're pretty much They're pretty much entirely Entirely gone What else?

They're not coming back for most people It's just not going to happen Yeah, no The whack thing is that fucking Yeah I don't man I don't like I don't think The biggest thing was Creator clash that was

Got back I got fucking sick I was so pissed off I don't know I'm probably sitting by some greasy people on the plane or something but yeah I've been just looking out for I'm like

oh that is interesting but nothing nothing really happen other than that yeah and that that's boring I mean other than like some real news some sad shit and bullshit happening around the world but I'm like yeah fuck all that noise

yeah fuck all that nobody cares nobody cares if you're listening from a from a war torn country and you're looking for sympathy here you won't find it sorry go back to scrounging for food dodging dodging shells

in no man's land I'm sorry I honestly don't know what's going I haven't so it's so funny how tuned out I've been because of this clash shit where like I have just I don't know what's going on at all like in like world news

I like the Russia war thing no clue no idea what's going on there at all Who's running for president? No fucking idea. Like I saw something about Ron DeSantis and Disney fighting. No idea what that is.

No clue. Not even slightly. So I've got a... Well, first of all, I do want to say I'm really excited to fucking get back into actually making videos again because now that at the time. But also, I'm going to have to, like, re-educate myself. I have to, like, immerse myself back into this fucking cesspool of just horrible information

there's a lot of it there's a lot of it yeah there is that stuff you won't find a short you won't find any shortage oh well here's something interesting yeah you know rich

from review tech USA oh yeah him and Boogie right they're supposed to so not Boogie no no oh the quartering the quartering the quartering the quartering right yeah yeah yeah yeah so

who was something that Boogie was supposed to find somebody too though right Wings of Redemption, I think Right, right, right. I think he was set Which would have been a fucking... Kempstar is so fucking terrible That he's putting...

He's trying to put these fucking things together. I mean, they would both probably die. He tried to get into contact with me at some point. I think PJ was trying to... That's right. Tell me that he wanted it. I mean, he still can, I guess.

Like, he can send me a DM. My DMs are open, but like... I don't want to be on a card with... Wings of redemption And fucking The quartering and Like it's just like no No thank you

That's funny That's funny as hell That one I am excited to see it I will say Like look Kim Keem knows how to entertain If nothing else

He knows how to You know We'll see how that turns out But I pray I pray it happens Yeah I

Wasn't Ethan Ralph supposed to fight someone? one? Did that ever have? Yeah, so Ethan Ralph pulled out. Of course he did. Ethan Ralph was supposed to fight Andy Worski. And I got to tell you, my dick has never been harder. I mean, like, I was, I was, if you guys don't know on the podcast, I follow Ethan. I've, I watch, so long story short, Andy Worski does this, uh, live stream with some other, fat Canadian guy that he still do I've got on the radar yeah because of a this box because of the boxing match when Ethan Ralph pulled out and then

Andy Worski was sacrificed to a fighter named Salt Poppy who is a lifelong boxer and like got fucking destroyed so I got on their radar I got on the radar of these guys Andy Worski and you know I'm no fan of Worski because he was going through his whole grifting phase back in the day when he was he had he was partners with uh uh a jf remember jf i do remember jf the fucking Montreal neo nazi i do remember like i i am me white supremacies and uh the white race is the best at race and i like to sleep with the people with like you like you is my favorite pussy yeah yeah that shit oh fuck that was fucking all that wild

bullshit. There was something he said that was so funny and that we would all say it. Like we would all like kind of like I'm trying to remember. Like do you remember, you know what I'm talking about right? There was like some specific phrase. It's something like something ooh is ooh. It was something like I don't get who is ooh

I don't get something like that. Dude that's such a fucking flashback J.S. Dude. Yeah. It fucking always whenever I think of that shit I just I'm like all of that stuff I can't believe all that shit happened and like it feels like an eternity

doesn't it? Yeah I mean it's kind of crazy yeah absolutely because it was like at least five six years ago or something so yeah quite a bit of time has passed but uh yeah like I don't have any personal beef with Worski but I do I as a man I don't respect because he was doing that shit and then he was also spreading

lies that I found out through another YouTuber like I was at VidCon he was like oh Worski did a stream and he said this about you and this. And then so then some of those, what are they called the, what are the alt-riders? The alt-right fan base,

those people started like popping into my DMs and saying shit that I didn't understand. I didn't get. I was like, where is this coming from? And then it turns out it was, you know, warsky. But from what I've learned,

from all the stuff that I've seen, dude was on drugs all the time. Yeah, he was in addict. He was always fucked up. So I guess he's clean now and he's doing the stream with this fat Canadian dude. That's good.

And all they do is just shit all over Ethan Ralph. And I got to tell you. That's so funny. Ethan Ralph, and I don't know if I said this on the podcast before. But Ethan Ralph, do you remember when Tiger King was like, it swept the nation during the pandemic? Ethan Ralph would, if Netflix gave Ethan Ralph a documentary, it would, nothing would ever come close to how much, like, it would sweep the nation. just from, you know, the little YouTube videos that people have made of the stuff that he's been into, going to Portugal twice and getting beaten up both times.

It's like shit that doesn't happen to people. No. Like you're like, I'm going to go to Portugal to show Andy Worski. And then he gets stomped out by like four Portuguese. And then he goes back again. And then a fucking British YouTuber shows up with his friend and beats his ass. It's so damn funny. It's so damn.

It really is, like, he is, he is, uh, a fascinating, a fascinating character. Like, I don't think he's like Chris Chan's here, but he's like the, he's, he's, he's pretty like, like, not pretty close. You know what I would, you know how, like, PewDie Pye was, like, the biggest YouTube channel for a long time and he was, like, at 110 million or whatever? Yeah. And then the second most subscribed channel was like 50 million below him. Right.

And then it kind of become, like, once you get to. third it like it's a lot closer but i feel like i feel like christian is puty pie in that scenario and ethan ralph is that second guy where like he's like there's there's there is so much insane shit that is in the ethan ralph lore however far more niche far less uh i would argue like i would argue significantly less interesting but still like it's just like a what a character that guy is like he he just looks so serious strange too like the proportions everything about him he looks like he looks like he looks like he was chock zoned into this world like by like a cruel cruel artist like i don't know but

yeah i didn't know about that i didn't know that he had like a whole he has a whole he has a whole thing where he just makes fun of Ethan ralphus the whole thing yeah like they just like they just and they just and i'm like i'm here every once a while like i'll forget and i'm like oh shit let me go check up on them and see uh yeah let's see what's called the it's called the it's called the It's called the Kino Casino. They're just like, they just do some show. It's, it's, I got it, like, I, I wouldn't know half of what I know about Ethan Ralph if it wasn't for that shit because he's always, he got his email hacked recently and he has the same

password for everything. So, uh, this, the amount of shit that leaked, I can't, there's not enough time to talk about it. It's crazy. I just want to say that, Matt, Chris, imagine you got your ass pummeled in Portugal. would you like take thirst trap pictures of yourself like after you have fucking black eyes and your your orbit is just completely crushed

would you would you take there's like selfies of him like looking all cute and shit when his face is fucking just obliterate it's there it's amazing if I was Ethan Ralph I wouldn't take those traps in the first place yeah I would never but especially after I mean maybe he just thought like now that I'm beat up I look more desirable

because his default stage He's so repulsive. If he would have released those pictures as comic relief, I wouldn't even be like saying anything. It was the fact that those pictures never made it into the public and then some people leaked them, which just kind of shows you that I'm like, who are these for? Because it wasn't for his social media. It's just like. It's for him.

You wanted to feel cute, you know? You want to feel pretty. I get it. That's so funny. But yeah, it's too much. And he recently, I don't remember why, but I just saw a picture of him on Twitter. And he shaved his beard off and dyed his hair blue. And he just looks like a BuzzFeed feminist.

And I'm like, this is, I got a, I got to catch up. I got to catch up. I don't know what's happening. Yeah, I'm way, way behind because I didn't even know about that show. Yeah. You said something that reminded me. Oh, yeah, BuzzFeed News is gone. Apparently, they're dying.

Oh, right. Right. I don't know what that really means because I can't even remember the last time I even saw BuzzFeed News mean anything. But I mean, they're just, I feel like they did the, what do you call it, the Icarus, right? They flew too close to the sun because they were Pulitzer Prize winning. Like, they were, people were paying attention to them. And then they started just going in that fucking, it's kind of where we came around. They started catering to the wrong people.

my opinion, not just like normies who are left-leaning in just by default, but by this niche shit that people are like, what the fuck are they talking about? And then, because like all the shit that we made videos about, like I stand by the vast majority of the shit that I made where I'm like, these people are fucking overreaching. Why is there articles about fucking man spreading or whatever the fuck that nobody gives a fuck about. It was just like things got weird. And then I feel like they alienated a lot of their audience to the point where they couldn't figure out how to come back

with the BuzzFeed brand was kind of a little bit too tarnished. It became kind of a joke now. This is just my assessment. I could be totally wrong. Like I could be 100% wrong, but it's just like how it felt to me where I'm like there's probably a lot of regular people that read BuzzFeed.

And then if someone was caught reading BuzzFeed, BuzzFeed, they'd be like, oh, you read that dumb shit? And they kind of like, and then they just don't go back on BuzzFeed. Yeah. I don't know. Busfeed was just canon fodder, basically. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget, or maybe are too

embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn, Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBJYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications

that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular a sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America. largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident. Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. For us back in the day. Like, if there was ever like, what do I want to make today? Let's see what BuzzFeed is doing. And there was always some fucking dumb. That manspriding video they did was fucking atrocious.

Do you remember that? That's a classic video. It's a... I had a lot of fun making fun of that video. I was in Greece at the time fucking smant spreading on their fucking, uh, their trains.

And, you know, just, just having a good old fucking time. So stupid. I couldn't fucking believe that shit. You're gonna stop, like, pretend, you're gonna pretend like this is a fucking thing to actually... Those are interesting times, man. Yeah, man. I wonder how much of it was a sciop, you know what I mean?

Because so much of it was, so much of it is insane. Like so much of it is like even, even today, like people, people will still give me shit about like, well, not really. It's like a handful of like random people. It's like, you, uh, you know, you, um, you don't make the same videos used to. And it's like, well, I made them already. It's as if it's like if you stop making that stuff, you don't, you like, for some reason, like disown it. And it's like, no. Man spreading is still very stupid.

Like, it's a very dumb. Yeah. That's a very dumb concept. But I already said that. Like, what do you... It's like people don't have object permanent, but for basic concepts. Where it's like, do you need the same thing repeated to you over and over again for you to know that it's there? It's like, shut up.

Like, no, everybody knows this is dumb. But, uh... Apparently, yeah. Anyway. You should, uh... It's like, yeah, that's... Well, you know, what were you going to say? No, no, I was just going to build on your point, but it doesn't matter.

Yeah. I was going to say we should probably jump into some questions now that we got. I don't have the list in front of me. We're a little bit disheller today, to be honest. Yeah, yeah. I got some questions in front. Cool. I got some questions in front, and so we can just jump into them right now.

And I actually, I got to bounce pretty quick, so we're just going to try to knock everything out maybe about 20 minutes. We can do. So, yeah. All right. So I want to, because we didn't actually, we didn't answer this question. So this is kind of lends to the creative clash things that I feel like we should have talked about. Just real quick. Sure.

This comes from, hold on. There's a bug on my screen and says, hello fellas. Just got back from Creator Clash. I had an awesome time with awesome people. You did a great job. Chris, proud of you. Outside of your fight, which one was your guys' favorite? Hope all y'all are having an awesome week.

Now, Chris, did you like watch a? any of the fights at all? I haven't caught all of them yet. I watched Idubs and Alex Wasabi. I watched Dakota, Dakota versus Jack Manifold. I watched Sabrina versus J. Leray. And I watched Harley. Harley versus John Morris. Oh, right, right. Those are the ones that I saw that I remember a little bit more vividly. I didn't see Dad and A.B. I didn't see Haley and, well, I saw some of, I saw splash of it because I was kind of moving around also like there was a period of time after the fight where you're just kind of in recovery mode and you're trying to like

you're getting out of your gloves and you're not really you don't really have the flexibility to watch everything but Harley's was fucking crazy that was pretty well that dude rolled out of the ring on onto the commentary table which is insane

his fucking facial do you see his facial expression after he got up he rolls he gets up and he's fucking amazing Harley is an incredible Harley is an amazing entertainer like Harley just has it

like whatever whatever you need to just become like a natural entertainer like you he has it like I know a lot of people who by the way are very very good entertainers but like it's very clearly like they had to work to get there I'm one of those people like I'm not naturally like that at all but like he's just

on and that the fact that he was able to it's like he understood where the camera was, how he looked where everybody was, and just played to it perfectly. And it was so fucking funny. That face, iconic. Like, just falling onto a table and just...

So good. But that might have been my favorite fight, I think, person. Of the ones that I saw. There are still ones that I haven't seen. I want to finish Alana and Mika's fight, because I hadn't seen that either. But I saw glimpses of it And Alana just like

Was just walking forward and punching And she like didn't react at all It was like kind of scary Yeah But yeah what about you? Terminator shit I gotta go with that I gotta go with the Harley one too

Like that was that was Definitely the highlight The craziest thing that happened Yeah That was by far Like there was just Some good matches I was really happy with Aaron

Aaron fucking, Oh yeah, Aaron Jarvis. Surprise me. Yeah. That's another one. That's another one I didn't,

uh, see all the way. But yeah. So good, uh, good on, good on them. And,

uh, but yeah, that was, uh, that was cool. Man, it really made, yeah,

it does really just, like, when you, after watching that stuff, it really does, uh, stoke up fire into you, like,

damn. Yeah. I really want to do that. It's, it's, it's contagious, the, the energy of it.

But, uh, Harley's walkout for the Metal Gear where he just, like, appeared on the staffs was fucking dope. Oh, yeah, that was cool as shit. Yeah, it's cool. Fucking dad sprinted. His fucking sprinting is so funny.

Dude, he could have easily ate shit. Like, he was running so fucking quick. Like, that's at a point where, like, you better make it in the ring. Like, you better, dude. Dangerous. That's fucking dangerous. All right, let's get this one going. going. This one comes from

My name is Chris Rangun and I hate the gays. Oh, interesting. Nice. So it says, Hello, Raymond, Swing King, the Gay Machine. Raymond, the Gay Machine. Yeah, now you know how I feel reading these. And the chaotic,

and the chaotic neutral halfling. All right. I'm a very long viewer of your content. I've been watching Chris since 2016, which is crazy because I am now 18-inch entering the actual world. Jesus fucking Christ. Right? Right?

You should not have been watching. I appreciate it, though. All right. So my question to you guys is, for a billion dollars, you have to subject each other to a form of medieval torture personally. What do you choose? Now, I chose this question because I skipped over it before, but I chose it because we were talking at the top of the show about punishing Sweeney. Yeah. And, and, like, do, pouring the gold on him.

But then, um, and I mentioned, uh, drawing and quartering him. Oh, yeah. So I feel like drawing him because, like, if you quarter, then I'll kill him. It's not torture. That's just straight up kills him. So just right before that, you just fucking, like, get some ponies, you know, so it's not as, like, crazy he's

that's so much just dislocate all of his bones that's just a sack of I don't know that's drawing and

quartering what a fucking barbaric what a barbaric it is crazy the type of shit that they would do to people

like the the fucking you know the brass bowl do you know about that yes I do that

has never, I watched something on the history channel about that and that has never left my mind since I saw it. But just the premise of that is insane. Like they just like, let's heat up this brass hollow cage that's shaped like a bull and it will dump somebody into it and melt them. And then they'll scream and then it'll come out the mouth of the bull and it'll sound like a bull. That's fucking, like you. Like, you guys, got to be a fucking sick motherfucker. Like the person who invented that is easily, like, in hell. Like, if there is a hell. And if there isn't one, they made one for him. But I think, uh, I was looking up medieval

medieval tortures and apparently, do you know what rat torture is? Yes, I do. They actually, uh, I think they might have shown that on, um, a game of Thrones episode. I never knew about that. I never heard of it. I, I mean, I could have assumed that this was real, but like, I didn't know it was,

an actual thing that was officially done. Rat torture is so awful that it's difficult to comprehend how someone could have thought it up in the first place. First, the victim is bound to a table or rack. Next, a rat is placed onto their chest. Over the rat is placed a bucket, which is then secured so the rat cannot escape. Finally, a fire is placed on the top of the bucket. The rat begins to panic and tries to escape. It can't burrow through steel, so it burrows through your chest.

That is crazy. it's such a like that is so like it's it's so fucking it's these are things that I can never you you're sick you're so fucking sick if you can think of something like this

yeah and um I know some people I know some individuals in my life that have this type of thoughts and I'm glad that they just never indulged in those thoughts you know what I mean? Oh yeah yeah yeah they're just yeah because I'm like I can't I'm not that creative I'm more of

I don't know, just punch someone's face until it's not there anymore. I'm more like, I'm that way, but with like social things. Where like, like, I always thought it would be awesome to throw somebody a birthday party and not invite them specifically.

Like, I've always wanted to do that. Like, just have a, hey, it's, it's, it's, a party, but he's not, he's not, he's not allowed. And then like post photos of like everybody enjoying your part. party while you're just not even remotely invited. Everybody fucking hates you. But they're like celebrating.

There's something, I think there's something cosmically, like, mean about that. But anyway. It is pretty mean. It is pretty mean. This next one comes from Baba Booie and my boys bussy in the back of my F-150.

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Yeah. Yeah, it's like an animal planet, an animal planet right-wing celebrity death match. I think Ben Shapiro, I think, should fight something that. skitters. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like,

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. You know, like something small. Something that, I feel like Ben Shapiro versus like a horde of rats, I think, is, is appropriate. I think that would be cool.

Yeah, that's what. Can you imagine? That's really good. That's a good one. Do you think that would be scary for him? Because he's never been in a situation like that for sure. He's never had to fend for his life in any real meaningful way. For sure.

Yeah, what is he good? Oh, my God. I'm not sure what I'm going to do. Now, hypothetically speaking, rats are afraid of soap? I don't know. I've only ever seen them in... I've only seen them in dark, dirty location, so I can only assume.

assumed clenliness drives them away. Hypothetically speaking, if I... I don't know. Paul Joseph Watson would have to fight something with... What has large hands? Paul Joseph Watson would have to fight like... I feel like the only way to... Like, some kind of ape, like, would have to fight Paul Joseph Watson because he's

tall. and like kind of lanky but he's got those big hands. So you need like something like a like maybe like what about a sun bear? I forgot about that animal. Those are the freaky looking fucking those weird ass bears. Oh, I hate these. Oh, I hate these. Oh, ew.

No, that's that's absolutely fucking perfect. Ew, they look like Skyrim fucking Oh Holy shit I totally forgot about these animals And how creepy they are Absolutely Yeah, Paul Joseph Watson

Versus the Sun Bear Who's left? It's like Paul Joseph Watson Ben Shapiro I want Matt Walsh I want Matt Walsh Oh, it's gonna be a hard one And Matt Wals

See the problem is Matt Walsh is a fucking weasel, but I want him to fight something way more dangerous. Yeah. I just, because I, I don't, I want him to, I don't, I, I want him to fight a fucking polar bear. Just because, like, I want him, I don't want there to be, I want him to fight a polar bear who has been starved for a week. Yeah, yeah. It was like, who is not, he was not eating any fish or anything. Let's make it two weeks.

And just some rabid. He's been annoyed. He's been in a cage with Matt Walsh videos playing 24-7. Oh, my God. He was watching What is a Woman while being starved to death? He's just, he's developed this like pure, this pure hatred. That's a great. I love it so much.

And he just sees fucking Matt Wals step into the arena, and he's just so rat. happiness. That's as best as I can come up with. Stephen Crowder can fight whoever he wants and then like those people. Like I don't really, I don't really care about it. Maybe Tim Poole can fight like a,

like, like, like, like, like, like parasitic, I don't know, like tapeworms or something.

Like a, like a scary, like a, like a frighteningly dense colony of tapeworms. versus Tim Poole I don't know yeah just have Adam

just dump a bunch of them just fucking moving her Isn't it gross that tape worms are like visible you know what I mean like they're not like this microscopic parasite like you could like theoretically bump into one like that's

right it's fucking sick it's fucking disgusting I've seen those worms that look like venom Like, they look like a symbiote? No. Oh, the one that's like inside the praying mantis, right? I don't know.

I'm not, I just see, you just see people poking at it. Yeah, I've seen, like black. Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking. There's one I saw of like crawling out of a fucking praying mantis and I'm like, Jesus cry. Thank God I'm not a, uh, an insect. Like I think every day, I thank God every day that, Because I think about, like, how terrible being alive is on certain, like, like, just, um, breaking a bone as a person and understanding how much that hurts, like, from like a, like a metaphysical level.

Like, it's like, oh, man, I understand this hurts. This is going to be like a big, a big deal for me as opposed to like an animal who's just like, oh, it just keeps moving. But like, but like being a praying mantis or like a bug and having like funguses take control of you literally, like, fuck that, dude. like later. Insanity. That is insane. That, that,

that happens. It's fucking disgusting. But, uh, yeah, I think, uh, I think that'll be,

that's our, uh, that's our time today. Derek's got a, a doctor's appointment. Uh, I've, uh,

honestly, like, I'm still recuperating from all this. I'm so tired. I know this was a bit more of a, like, this feels like more of like a talk show, like a,

like a proper podcast this episode, because I think we're all, we're both kind of like, kind of recuperating. Also, Sweeney's gone. So next week, we'll come in with a little bit more nonsense, I'm sure. But we do appreciate you, your viewership, your patronage. Jump on over to patreon.com to slash the Snark Tank to get obviously those extra episodes,

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Now, that's some S-tier meat. Yeah, no, duck is fucking perfect. I ran over my 2003 Silverado with my new voodoo-2020 Toyota Tacoma. pre-raz blake 896 church of getting kicked in the face by cammy absolutely tonka the inbred cabbage patch uh cabbage patch kid alaska oil field trash sue hulk the goutlaw nicky ziggie dom's alternate ending to gears three where after blowing himself up he regains consciousness to the words hey you're finally awake lobotomized jesus can't wait to lick on hulk hoagin's sloppy wet fat fucking pussy like a dog in a water ball sounds like a mom the sounds of mommy

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