The Snark Tank - #152: eDobbbz vs Frogger Frash

Episode Date: May 9, 2023

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Welcome to the... Welcome to the Chris Chan podcast. That's our new branding. You know, I got Colin. Yeah. Colin is now, like, completely ensconced in that shit. And it's wild, because I've never seen him so giddy and excited. Mm.

He learned about Liquid Chris the other day, and he almost flogged his shit. it's so wonderful well it is now your duty to turn him on to Ethan Ralph as well oh that that require I feel like you need I don't know how to introduce

I don't know it like it's a it's a simpler story in some way like clearly like there's what there's not like 49 or like 75 documentaries about Ethan Ralph but it's also just like that makes it harder you know what I mean it makes it less accessible in some way because where do you even direct somebody?

There is a problem. The problem is there is one video that I could direct people to, but it's a couple, it's at least two or three years old. And so much shit has happened in those stuff is happening now. It's one of those things where it's like, damn. And this stuff's getting better. So it's almost like, damn, somebody needs to get off their ass and do something now.

And I'm actually kind of upset that there's all these extremely, autistic people that like that are in that sector of the they're in that part of the internet and they haven't done it yet it's crazy and I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm disappointed you guys are terrible you know they're terrible those people aren't autistic those people are just villainous there's a difference well no they're both like do you think every supervillain is autistic I think I look I think to a certain extent I like what passion I think Joker's autistic, probably, yes. I would say Norman Osborne, probably not.

What is that one thing that people say? To be completely honest. What is that one thing that they always say? I sincerely, I sincerely think anybody who does anything that sticks out is probably like in some way. I feel like if you're just kind of like plugging away at like a like a nine to five and you never do anything, you know, you live like a completely normal life. You're not autistic. That's not this. I disagree.

But like, yeah. I think, I think, like, a Batman would be absolutely autistic. Oh, Batman is. Batman is absolutely autistic. No, I think all of them. Where are my trains? I think Spider-Man. All of my trains.

I think Peter Parker. I think Peter Parker for sure. Spider-Man has autism. Spider-Man, the fact that Spider-Man keeps ending up needing help with, like, keeps ending up not having rent money, keeps ending up, like, like, the fact that that keeps happening is, like, yeah, this guy might have. the path of least resistance might have given him something else too

the path of least resistance is attractive the path of least resistance is the path that is most attractive to most people who are not who don't have something going on you know what I mean it's like oh if I was Spider-Man and I realized that I couldn't afford rent

I would not be doing what Peter Parker's doing you know what I mean like I wouldn't be doing that that's although maybe I would because maybe I'm slightly autistic I have no idea I'm saying that is proof that he's on the spectrum. Yeah, because he's so focused on doing what he wants to do

and instead of paying his fucking rent. By doing something easily, like, remember when he wrestled? Yeah. Why not just do it again? Yeah, do it again. The problem is this, right? Problem is this right? What happens his stupid ass went and decided to help people, right?

What happened is whenever there is people that are going to help, it's going to invite challenge. So now that he even stepped out there into the world and help people, now there's way crazier motherfuckers trying to make unhelp for people. Unhelp for people. I don't know the opposite of help. What's the opposite of help?

Danger. Hinder? Make danger for people. Hinder. Hinder. Hinder. Hinder. Why not just comply with the NYPD. Why not just be like, hey, I'm Spider-Man. I want to join the force.

You couldn't You couldn't think of the... What are you trying to, like, portray yourself as this, like, ever, like, perfectly good person? Like, I don't even know what the opposite of help is. What is that? What is that portrayal? Yeah, that is... That was pretty gay.

No, I forgot the right word to say. What's the opposite of nice? What's the opposite of being good? I forgot what the word was. I know what the sentiment is. I just forgot the worst... The word was like, oh, it's him here. Yeah.

That's the... Yeah, sure. Yeah, whatever. Alfred. Yeah. There's nothing growing going on.

I just forgot. Alfred. No, I think I don't know. I have a theory. I have a theory, by the way, about autism.

And I'm wondering how you guys feel about it. I'm not a scientist, by the doctor. You tell me about it already, actually, I think. I don't think I talked to you about it.

Because I just get other way. Let's go. I need a idea of it. But so I don't know if it's, I don't know if it's real all. I think it's, I think like we're getting to the point where so many people are considered on the spectrum where I'm starting to wonder, it's like, is this just like a human spectrum?

Is everybody like on some level autistic and maybe some people are at zero? And then maybe like a lot of people are at like two and then like a lot of people are at like 10? Like what is the spectrum that everybody seems to be a part of in some way? Because everything that seems to be evidence of autism. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, you know, I, you know, I, you out of your mind if you don't think that I'm not I've been tested I've been tested twice in my life and each time I've been tested they're like now you're not I'm just weird like are you you're being you're being tested by like a system that that doesn't account for this theory though you that's like being tested for like witchness oh my okay okay

okay Chris there let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's allow your theory that has no way to go on and continue and justify every human that's autistic that just thinks a little different you know I just that's what I'm saying well that's what I'm saying there's because there's some people there's like there's some people who are like autistic, but like what does that even fucking mean? Like what does that mean? I don't know. Like we know people.

Like we know people who are autistic, right? And some of them are like some of them just have like social issues or whatever. Like they have a problem like integrating into social situations. But I know people who are not autistic who have that exact issue. So like what is? They might be. They just don't know. Those people might be they just don't know.

Possibly undiagnosed. Yeah. I don't know, man. I'm starting to. I don't know how, but I think we should question. I think we should question big autism. Yeah, yeah. Big pharma.

There's already that you say big autism, but like people do believe that's a fucking thing. Are you like a vaccine? Just just even thinking about the, when you look at the numbers of how many people, it's literally the same as everything. Did you guys see recently that, that dude Lance from the serfs? He went on Tim Poole's podcast. I saw that he went on. I didn't actually see it. So I didn't really see it.

I just saw clips that were just, you know, circulating around on my timeline. But he did the one thing that I thought it was so hilarious because it's such a good point where he brought the fucking graft of the left-handed people over time. Where it's like, oh, yeah, look at how it was like none and then a huge spike and then it leveled out. It was because, you know, blah, blah, blah. Everybody accepted it. They stopped forcing people to be right-handed. So then obviously the left-handed people skyrocketed. Same with autism once they discovered like easier ways to diagnose it.

it skyrocketed by hundreds of percent. Right. And because of that, you had the, you know, those certain types of people on the internet were like, you see, they're poisoning our food. They're fucking making them autism. What was it? Deodorant was one? Yeah, deodorant.

The, what is it? The, what is it, the, what is it, the aluminum, whatever it's called? Yes. The aluminum in your deodorant is making you autistic. Fluoride in the water is making you autistic. flu vaccines are making new autistic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Essentially.

Do people even understand that whole, so if people don't know, there was a test for a doctor that, like that whole test, that original test wherever that I came from, that whole like vaccine making people autistic, that doctor was paid under the table to do mis,

to do malpractice. If people not know that, like, do people not know that original story? I mean, I don't know that. I don't need to know that. Here's the thing, I don't need to know that.

Because it's unnecessary information. It's clearly not, that just clearly doesn't have it. It's unnecessary. It's unnecessary because obviously it's not, but where that basis came from is flawed. Like that whole argument came from the fact that there was a doctor who did a test on four people that already had autism.

They were already showing symptoms of having autism. And then they just had it by the time they were finished doing this controlled test. And they paid him off saying, hey, make sure people think this is this. And he was like, and then they found out he was lying. Yeah, here's the thing. Even if that's true, it doesn't, because the very premise, it's like, oh, my, my, my, my, my, mycola got vaccinated into a Prius.

It's like, you can't, it's not how anything works. That's not how cars work. I don't know, man. It doesn't, it's, nothing can do that. I've seen some weird shit. I've seen some weird shit. Although, although, cars mutate. All.

What? The fuck are you talking about? I, that's too much to unpack. The, the problem here, right? So, so here's the thing, right? I don't, I don't think a vaccine can make you autistic at all, right? However, however, there is, like, so if I poked you in your brain hard enough in like a very specific part, right? If I just poked you, like bare finger to bare brain, your entire personality would change.

Theoretically, I could kind of poke you into autism just with my fingers. You know what I mean? I feel like it wouldn't develop autism. Or, or at the very least, I could poke you into autism. behaviors that that are very, very similar. That would theoretically be, if you were to then go and like get diagnosed, it would be, it would be like,

oh, he's clearly autistic. Meanwhile, I just poked you in the brain a bunch of times. So, like, I don't know. I feel like I want to Google how do you diagnose someone with autism? Like, what does it take? That's the thing. It's like, I don't know. As I learn about it, the more I look at everybody I know

when I think, like, oh, that's kind of autistic. You know what I mean? I just, I see it everywhere now. I feel like it could be. I think it could be. I also feel like maybe people who develop these things without, hold on on, the people, there's people I feel like that develop things without influence. And then there's people who are being influenced. Like, like I feel like say maybe I have some characteristics now because of doing YouTube for too long.

Because it really made me socially awkward in a way. Oh, 100%. I don't. It's one of these things that, like, I'm not completely the same person because of just what this does to you. I think, I think the internet makes you autistic more than vaccines. I'll tell you that much. I'll tell you, if there's any culprit, if there's any culprit, if there's anything, if there's anything that could do that. Because, like, dude, man, some of this is the, the average person on the internet, I'm, like, astounded by.

I'm, like, I'm astounded sincerely by just, like, the cues that they're. not reading. Like, it is, like, baffling to me. Well, well, historically, you can't read cues in, not in person, you know, like, cues that you're not hearing, you don't usually get them. But there are obvious cues. Like, to be, like, the thing is actually, a funny, that's a thing. Right, but even so, even on the internet, like, to me, it's like, it was pretty clear,

like, Katie, Katie Lee just, she tweeted something the other day of, like, it was, it was screenshots of, of Master Chief. and like, you know those AI videos of Master Chief and Cratos and like, um, all these, like, fictional characters like, rewritten through AI to give like boys like, like, it's, there are videos that say like Master Chief teaches you how to talk to a girl or, or Cratos teaches you how to deal with loneliness and stuff like that. Those are so genuinely innocent. I love those videos.

Yeah. No, they're funny. It's, it's like, it's amusing that that's real. And like, I've been, I've been watching them constantly because they just, they, they, they, they give me such a kick. It's so funny, just hearing these, these characters like, be there. It's funny. She tweets out these images because they're funny.

And she goes, like, are boys okay? Clearly, it's just like, just like a, you know, a joke. It's like, oh, hey, ha. Look at all these, like, fictional characters giving affirmations and therapeutic advice. This is a standard question on the internet. Like, oh, our boys okay, our girl's okay? And then it's got like 15 million views, all these people being like, no, we're not okay. We're expected to do this

and that and like, everything society like and it's like, bro, chill. It's Twitter. No one's actually like, no one's sitting there. No one's sitting there being like, oh, I guess boys aren't okay. I really thought everything was fucking hunky dory everywhere. Like no one's thinking this. No, Chris. Look, look, look. I personally am smart enough to, I'm personally smart enough to not be like,

oh, fall into that. But the thing is that imagine people who have never. Very, very rarely. I fall into things because sometimes, like, Why did somebody lie about that? It's like, why would somebody lie about that? It's not necessary. But the thing is that that video could have been like,

it's just imagine people that never had the ability to like figure out. Because a lot of people now, they grow up on computers. You know, a lot of their whole lives, they've spent like most of their friends are friends that are really talked to Discord. You can tell. You know, like stuff like that. So like it's understandable how people could be like this misconstrue information. I don't know.

That requires context clues because they never had the chance to learn. it before the context was existed. But don't you know that the very, like, if something is on Twitter, by its very nature, I take it like 50% less seriously than anything else that I would read elsewhere. So inherently to me, it's like, yeah, like I always read something and if it's like, if it's ridiculous, I always operate under the fact that it's ridiculous and the person probably knows it. You know what I mean?

Like, because it's so, it's such a shit post culture out there. Like, none of it's real. Nobody thinks these fucking things. Shipholz culture has grown to an unstable degree. I admit that. It's stupid. Everybody thinks everything is funny and some shit really isn't.

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Yeah. You know, Idubs right now is like public enemy number one on YouTube, I guess, which is funny. It's actually really funny Really crazy how now he is If he really If he really break down what he did You're like oh that that's that's what he did And you would think if you

If you didn't know what was going on You would think Idubs raped and killed a kid If you fell asleep You got put in a Vacta tank And you woke up And you woke up I'm like oh he's finally getting in trouble For saying N word F word

People are finally like upset about him saying saying that. Okay, cool. Oh, he's getting a, yeah, yeah, he's getting a... No, people are upset that he's doing the opposite. People are upset that he's doing the opposite. I do like that. I do like that they're upset. Oh, he's not, he's not saying the N-word anymore. This sucks. This fucking sucks. Man, he's not being toxic as shit on the internet anymore. Yeah, it's... I just, I posted, I just want to say real quick, I posted about that situation that's happening between him and Froggy and created a clash and all that shit. And all I did was just break it down.

really simply and say, seems pretty simple, right? Oh, this guy that he hired, here's some talent, it's associating with the one guy that's been shitting on his wife, so then he didn't want to be a part of this thing anymore. That seems pretty fucking reasonable to me, and I just sat back and waited, and I'm just looking at, you know, the replies to see these people that, like, because this is my thing. I'm like, why are they so upset? This is crazy. I want to poke at them more because it's funny. It is fun. It is. It's, It's funny. I don't, I can't for the life of me figure out why there.

Like I said, did he, you know, did he, did he fucking, did he join the, like, I don't know, a Catholic church and just start molesting kids or something? No. The type of bitch we all that I'm seen. It's just parasocialist. It is parasolious. It is. The anger is. The anger is not commensurate to what happened.

You know what I mean? It's very like, what the fuck is going? on. It's so weird. And you know what it is? It's it's it is a lot of terminally online like you bring this you bring the situation to anybody on the street and they're like oh yeah fucking what the fuck. Yeah, of course. He made for he insulted his wife. Yeah, I would have shot it. But obviously if you bring it, but if you bring it up to like a 20 year old who's never left their room, obviously like they don't have a wife. They don't know. They don't have their room. They don't have anyone that they love. A young person who spent a lot of their time absorbing internet content. And,

dramatized, very dramatized and centralized beef. Because that's what it is. The internet is just new TV. It's sensationalized everything. You know, in its most honest form. The thing, too, is the separation of, like, what you would personally do

versus what you expect out of other people. You know what I mean? Whereas, like, it's just a very bizarre thing to expect everybody act the way you would act, or the way you think you would act, because I think a lot of people wouldn't, I don't know, man. If a lot of people...

When a moment comes to, people act differently. Well, because here's the thing. It's like, to me, it's like, dude, if it's... And I know a lot of people are like, oh, it's guilt by association. Like, guilt by association is not interpersonal. Guilt by association is societal or like this... It's like a way bigger thing than just like interprison. Everybody, everybody practices guilt by association interpersonally.

Are you fucking kidding? That's like the baseline of like connections. It's like, oh, wait a minute, your wife hates me and thinks I'm a piece of shit. I don't know, like, how can we be, is it even possible? Can we hang out? Like, I don't know. Like, it's, it's very bizarre to me that this is like this weird. It's, it's, it's, you know what it is.

It's not bizarre. These motherfuckers know better. They're just trying to fight anything to shit on him. Because I've like, I was like, okay, bro, okay, bro. Like when you say that the guilt by association and it's, it, when you, Knowing the situation, they know they would, they're ignoring that they would do the same exact thing. Because literally, like, say for example, I was, I mentioned Bill Burr. He had a similar situation, but since people respect Bill Burr, since they're not mad at him,

it was totally fine for him to completely cast somebody out of his life, Anthony Coombe, who was shitting on Bill Burr's wife. He wants nothing to do. He can't, he can't perform at the Patrice O'Neill benefit. it. He can't have, these ties are completely severed. So obviously anyone that's associated with Anthony Coomia, like Gavin McGannis or anyone, Bill Burr's like, fuck those people. Yeah. And everyone's like, yeah, I get it. Like, yeah, I totally, like, the internet consensus is like, yeah, I totally get it. But they're fucking mad that Idubs isn't blasting inwards. And like, like, really, really bringing it down. They're mad because they feel betrayed about the way he's handling it, you know.

It's not even that, dude. I think it is. I think because of the way. The way he's, He handled it. He handled it normal. No, no, no, no. But wouldn't be. No, no. You're not getting it. But it's the internet. It's internet people who are not socialized correctly.

The way we feel like they're owed something by this person that they looked up to for a long time. Their old content cop, but he completely destroys it. But I'm saying I guarantee you, I just, just real quick, I guarantee you that those same people have no problem with what Bill Byrd did and they're fans of Bill Burr. No, of course not. No, they would. Is what I'm saying? Yeah. So what is the different?

So what is the common denominator? The common, well, it's just, they're mad at this motherfucker. Well, they're mad at a couple different things. All of it, I think, is fucking ridiculous. But, like, they're mad at him for apologizing for his past stuff. Which, honestly, to me, like, I don't know. I, let me tell you something right now. I'm not even remotely sorry about anything I've ever made.

Like, not even slightly. Yeah, but I don't think he had a re. And I, and I'll go on and say, like, I don't necessarily think he needed to. apologize for any of that stuff. Honestly, sincerely. That's literally, but also, but also, but also, but also, I'm not him. And he can do whatever the fuck he wants. The first point doesn't need to be stated. You don't think it doesn't matter what you think. No, exactly. It doesn't matter. No, but that's what I mean. It's like, this is my, this is my opinion about, like, how I would have handled it.

But, like, I'm not going to, like, sit there and chastised somebody for not doing the thing that I would have done in a situation that has nothing to do with me. You know what I mean? Right. It's okay to have like, it's okay to have like a perspective. It's another thing to be angry at a person for not adhering to your perspective. That's crazy. The thing is right. I think, I think at the same time, I don't think Idub's needed to apologize, right?

But I also thought that shit was funny as fuck. So that's why I in my heart didn't see him needing to apologize. You know, obviously a joke's a joke. Right. You take a joke as a joke, you know? The thing is that clearly, clearly as we've all seen, Ian, does not, he looks back on what he's made and clearly he does not feel proudly about it, you know? And that's his perspective, you know?

Right, right. I think he's made great shit, you know? He looks back on and he's like, I don't like the stuff I did because the things that were doing were not, that's not how I want to be remembering. Because that's a lot of things that, that's a lot of things that happens with people, right? People that create things in general, you look back on it. And if you did something, you know, if you go through a change in life, you know, Ian got quiet on internet for a little while. He started just looking inward. And he found that like, I don't really like the things I made.

So he apologized. He has every right to do that, right? No one could take that away from him. He started being a far more open to collaboration kind of person and creating things that they created classes are very dope, you know? That is his perspective, right? What happens is that so many people on the Internet derives parts of their personality from that slap that, like really in-your-face kind of content error that was when he was making stuff like that.

So they just feel betrayed. They feel betrayed by him. And I feel like that's the gayest fucking most pathetic, cluscious shit. It is. It is. It is. It's a hundred percent.

Listen, not listen. Let me get a million fucking people. It's so. Let me. Get a fucking personality of your own. Get a personal of your own. Thank you.

I can't be happy. I can't be happy anymore because this person stop making the content that I want them to fucking get over it. Do you know how many? Dude, I've been on YouTube for so long. Do you know how many of my favorite people have just like? dropped off the face of the earth and stopped making shit.

I can't even count. I can't even count how many. Right. And it's like big deal. You can move on. It's fucking loony. It's loony tunes to be this fucking obsessed about someone. Now, look.

Now let me get, especially when what they did, especially when what they did was, okay, so this person who's associated with my event is training with this person who's constantly insulting my wife. And this person who's training with this person is also like singing the praises of person. I feel a little uncomfortable with that. Literally sucking his penis. Literally fronting his penis.

Sam Hyde is the greatest comedian of all time. Nigger, eat dick fast. I like that. Fast and choke. That is crazy. That is sincerely crazy. That is not someone editing him saying that. It did it really did put things in a context

when he said that. Then I'm like, oh. Yeah, it's a sim. I get it. It's a sim situation. Yeah. It's a sim situation. That really, yeah, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. what happened. And I say, and I, wait, come on, before you go on. And I say that as somebody who has, like, literally no opinion of any of these people. You know, I think Froggy's fine.

I mean, I mean, I'm... Look, look, look, listen, I met Froggy. I think he's fine. Like, I have no ill will towards Froggy. I even seem... I've seen some of Sam Hyde stuff. And I actually kind of like some of Sam Hyde stuff. The fish tank shit.

Have you seen any of the fish tank shit? It's ridiculous. I haven't yet. That shit is... I've heard people are loving it. It's sincere. It's... I think, Derek, you'd love it.

It's the most ridiculous shit I've seen in a while. I think San Hai can be funny, but I'm not laughing. I'm not laughing at what he's doing. I'm laughing at the wild nature of his shit. I don't think he's funny. I'll put it this way. I don't think he's the greatest comedian of all time. That's fucking loony-tunes.

I don't think anybody but Froggy thinks that. Like, that's kind of crazy to... Because Sam High would come out and say, like, that's stupid. Why would you even think that? Like, Sam Hyde's the type of person that would be like, I'm not the greatest comedian of all time. That's a really stupid thing to say. because he's

even though he acts really wild when you catch him in those moments when he's being real behind the scenes he is very grounded but he wants the world to think he's not and I feel like that's the problem I've heard some other things about him I have not looked into it

that people had a problem like oh he's racist and I'm like why are they saying he's racist I said oh he donated to Andrew England's storm front or what a storm front and I was like oh why the fuck I haven't looked into it Why the, did he do that specifically, like, behind the scenes to be like, here, brother, or was he, oh, this is so funny. I'm, I'm so edgy, like, because I can't, I don't know.

I picture him doing both. That's not, that's not. I think that's a really bad point. Derek, but I understand. I understand what the thing. I know you can think that. I can think that as well, but I don't know his fucking motivation. Oh, no, I can't.

Real. That's real. You know, people, in the world we live in, people are this, people don't make sense. And you got to, you got to understand they don't and you can't get mad at them not. he's got to be like all right your brain's different from mine I gotta go I got work to do I got to make sure my kids eat

I don't got time for this There's some wild motherfuckers out there And there's people that like like Do you guys know who Ari Shafir is Like he's done a lot of wild shit And recently within the last couple years Or something he drugged his friend Bert Kreischer at his house

And it's one of those things He gave him Molly he gave him he gave him He did a podcast and gave him Fucking Molly And was and Bert had a catch a flight and he almost he almost died from having freaking out and people are still

rationalized like it's Ari he's so crazy but you kind of and I feel like there's a possibility that Sam Hyde might be the same way that I have no proof of this but I'm just saying from what I've seen and what people are saying that I'm like I can't I can't put

this guy into any type of boxes I don't fucking know who he is and I think that's what he wants and whatever but I like I agree with you Christo, like I'm indifferent to all these people too. Like I don't, if I saw Sam High on the streets and stuff, I'd be like, oh, hey, it's Sam high and I wouldn't have any type of like anger. Right.

You know, whatever. Like, I don't have like, if you were shitting on my wife, then of course, different story. But that's kind of the thing. That's the thing. It's like, look, if people, look, look, if people don't want to, there are people, I've made a number of enemies over the years, I'm sure, right? If there are people out there from like way long ago who didn't want to associate with me,

because of things that, you know, I said about people that they might know. And I'm saying this very specifically about people that they know are like really close to, right? Like if a close friend of like Francesca Ramsey didn't want to associate with me, I wouldn't throw a hissy fit about that. That to me makes perfect sense.

Like whatever. Like, fine. I don't, I personally, personally, I don't give a shit. I have a really high tolerance for this shit. Like, whatever. But I also don't have a fuck. I don't have a wife.

I don't know what it's like to have somebody that close that I would like But even though, no, I can really actually, no, I remember defending Lacey Just anyone you love, man.

You're fucking parents, dude. Your parents, right, right, right, exactly. Just imagine. All you're going to do is just replaced it because I was even saying it doesn't even matter. It's not even about who the people are. Because the situation,

it's really about the situation. Business guy hires talent. Talent is hanging out with a guy that's been shitting on the dude's wife that's put on the event, right? And praising him. It's one of those things

where you don't, and praising him. Throat him. And let's be real. This is the one thing that people are talking about. The only reason he was able to meet up with Sam Hyde because he wasn't meeting up with him before was because of Creator Class. He went to train with him. Literally directly a conflict of interest. He got to hang out with Sam Hyde and train and box because he's boxing at this dude's event. So to act like, oh, everything's not about you. Like Froggy said it, everything's not about you. But it's like, bro, you got that opportunity to hang out with the guy that you worship because of

idubs. Yeah. So it's like one of those things where it's like it's a direct fucking insult. And so I understand why there would be a fucking problem. And to anyone to act like they don't understand, I think they just have a problem with idubs in general. Because I said, if you just switch the people out with anyone else, they'd be like, oh yeah, I get it. It's reverse. It's reverse. It's reverse. It's like, it's reverse. It's like, it's just, I, and it's like behavior that I just, I don't, I don't like,

even today, like, I saw, people like, uh, look, I'm not a fan of Hassan at all, right? Not for any like particular reason. I haven't seen him say anything that I thought was like, it's just like, I'm not into it. And I saw a lot of, a bunch of people, a bunch of people, of course, but a lot of people, like, I've seen a lot of people hating on him. I'm trying to decipher like what the reason is for like this very specific. And I just, I don't know, like I don't, I don't, my brain doesn't work in this way, where I am like, either deep. throating someone or like...

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you know it's not do to spend your time it is kind of an anomaly yeah it's weird the the the hate boner it because obviously the people on the right i understand what people on the right don't like them oh course i get i get why people on the right like but it's people outside of that the one i i think he's he's well he he he doesn't he doesn't he seems arrogant he has a bit of an arrogant He absolutely is. I mean, like,

listen, listen, listen, listen, we've seen, we watched it, like I watched him cut lines and shit, like at, at the greater class thing. I watched him cut,

cut, cut people in line. I don't, like, what a dick. You know, like, that's,

but that's a personal experience. I think, I think, I don't, I don't even go that far. I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't,

I wouldn't like, I'm not tweeting. I'm not tweeting about, I don't, like, I don't like, oh, I fucking hate this on. You know what I mean? Like, why would I do that?

Let me be real about this, though, with him being arrogant. I got to say, if I was born with the privilege that he has, would I not be arrogant? Yeah, he's probably this. Exactly. The privilege? Okay, so he's a very, he's just like an inch taller than you, so you're pretty fucking tall. Yeah. But he's a handsome person.

He's a handsome person. He also had a leg up in society with his uncle, Jank, having a very successful business and being able to get a job to that and then launching. his career. Like I said, he's a handsome guy. So obviously people, because it is proven that people listen to beautiful people rather than not. The more handsome you are, the more beautiful you are, the easier it is for you to retain an audience. That is just one billion percent proven. Yeah. So you have all these legs up in life. You're tall, you're handsome. You have good connections. And then now you're just, you know, spitting. I've listened to him enough recently

because I always had, I used to have a negative opinion of him about the arrogant shit. Okay, whatever. I get it. He's probably like, I'm fucking taller. I've had money and all this shit, so he just thinks of himself higher. A lot of people do fall into that. There's a lot of fucking pieces of shit on the right that have became millionaires, and now they're just,

you feel their aura of arrogance. They think, they think they're like, I am definitely better than you. And I'm like, it's fucked up. But money can change a motherfucker, right? But yeah. But overall, though, like when I listen to him talk long form, I don't have a problem with them. I used to get

clips of him and be like his fucking jackass but now I'm like oh he's usually kind of relaxed and chill but then if you stream as much as that motherfucker which God good luck yeah yeah you're probably going to go insane I will say though streaming so long

but the difference is but the difference is like when we see a clip like that it's it's like the clip I love that clip of him going like fucking leave and it's like somebody auto tuned it or whatever you know I can't what the fuck. It was like him talking about like people were in his chat being like stream the PlayStation event. Stream the PlayStation event. He's like if you're here for the PlayStation event, fucking leave. That that clip is hysterical to me. Not because it's like, oh, I hate this man.

Here's another good reason. It's just like, oh, that's a funny clip. And then I move on. But I think, but I think a lot of people, I don't know. I feel like a lot of people build their emotional state based on things that they see either out of context or just like shit that they read on the internet and it's and it's wild because like I guess we we were too late for that in some way like we like maybe like kind of like missed it maybe we maybe we would be one of these like fucking like urchins kind of like clamoring like constantly defining ourselves by the people we hate but like if we were born like earlier or later it's wild man but it's I've always wanted my one thing I've always wanted to do I just

I wanted my own identity. I've always wanted to carve my own path. That is something that has been ingrained in me since I was really fucking young where I'm like, I want to be something. Oh, it would be nice to leave a mark on society too. Like, you know, that's kind of a hard work. To do something like that's kind of hard work because you can just

be either be, you know, I'm just going to be a regular person going through life and just pursue happiness. Or if you want to leave a mark on the world, I want to do something spectacular, like I want to make music or something that people would like. Whatever. I've always wanted to, and there would be people that would influence me, but I've never I've never felt the like I'm latching onto this person and now that they've changed or they're done with whatever they're doing I was not crushed you can just be like oh that sucks and then you fucking move on I want to damage the world irreparably I want to hurt this planet so bad I want to what I did lead to the end of humanity there we go there we go there's what kind of should I want that's exactly I feel I feel the same way I want to be like openheimer but like worse

Like I want I want I want motherfuckers to be like yo Kingston really is his fault Kings and Jameson Rallys for me centuries after I'm dead Movies and Jameson really ruined You more movies than Hitler Like I wanted like I want there to be like well Well after I'm dead people gather and hate me

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or in reverence or like it's gathering in hatred, bro. You understand? Do you understand? Do you understand that people don't even gather in hatred for like Hitler? Yeah, or like,

you're like that's, the amount of damage. you would have to do in order to even remotely instigate. If I ruined water, if I ruined water, period, that could do it. Yeah, if you somehow hacked into the code of the universe, right? If you somehow hacked into the code of the universe and deleted water.exe and just all water advantage, you would have to, first of all, tons of people are going to be trying to take credit for that. All right?

There's a lot of people just like you, who, Who want to be hated. There's a source code. There's a source code. That's good point. And it's me. They're like, look at me world.

I like, there's like a, there's like a broadcast to every person. Everyone hears, everyone sees it. Like the cell games? Is this broadcast? Yes.

Or like when Goku was getting powerful the spirit bomb. Yeah. And like, hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody.

Hey, everybody. It's Kingson. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, uh, Kingson javis. You might know me from the Star Tank podcast.

Um, so, if you don't fuck you, but also I'm going to ruin humanity. I like that, by the way, the implication is that you have this power to reach everybody, but you've not used it once to advertise our show. But, like, theoretically in this universe, you're like, hey, everybody, it's Kingston James and if you're hearing this, it means you're a human and you're alive. Go to the nearest body of water that you have available to you, even if you don't have a body

of water available to you, turn on the sink. I'll give you about 10 seconds, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Okay, now watch this, and then it all goes away. That was the last fresh water. That is the last clean water you ever be able to digest the rest of your life. That's all over. Water is done. I've made water toxic.

I've canceled. No, no, no. You've not made water toxic. You've erased it. Water is gone. It blips away. No water. There's no more rain.

There's no more rain. The oceans are barren. The oceans are gone. So much new land available. But like what uses it? You're all going to die. Everything that has water. So like soda becomes what it is without water in it.

Yeah, all of the Gatorade, like everything is Yeah, it's just syrup and sugar You start you, you're everybody Everybody is so sad, but they can't cry No, no, no, no, no, the water people are still there. Water people are still there. So they kill each other.

That was a test. I knew it. I knew there would be a no-butt fucking improv master of villains. No, no, no, unless I would kill every human. At the same time, that's crazy. That's so dumb. Let's the hate me. Why would you know?

There'd be no people left to hate me. What? I can't take more out of biological things. There's nobody left. Oh, yeah. He wants people to hate him. Yeah. Right, right, right.

You know what I think would be more villainous is you erase all water that is available other than the water that has been captured. So then the world turns into. It turns. Yeah, the world is fucked. And I'm laughing my ass off. I'm joker laughing my ass off. Everybody hears me laughing. They're like, what are you doing?

What have you done? I fucked it all. I ruined it. I ruined it. I ruined it. You guys come and get me. Come and get me. And I died off.

And there was a global manhunt for me. They would kill you. They would find you. They would get me. So what? They're going to do. Kill me. It's going to change things back.

I did it already, you know? You know what I think people would be more upset about if he did? If you just, if you somehow were able to kill every single dog on earth and then so dogs can never exist anymore. That's fuck. You were able to kill every dog. I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that.

And there's no more dogs. That's wild. See, you don't want to be, you don't want to be a true villain. That's the thing. I mean, destroying water period is really villainous. In fact, it's more villainous. It's very villainous, but it also leads to a lot of panic. It leads to a lot of things happening.

It takes a lot of focus off of you. I think if you killed every dog on the planet. Yeah, this dude. If people are surviving, trying to survive, they're not going to be thinking about hating you. There will be plenty of people out hate because I'm the cause of it. But you're not listening to my words. If you killed every dog, everybody is just going to focus. Everyone can still survive.

It would be like, you're just hate to hate it. hatred towards you. Everyone's like this piece of shit killed every dog on the planet. You would have, I would actually wager that you would, I would, I would actually pause it. I would posit that you would have more hatred garnered towards you if you killed every dog than if you deleted water from existence. Yeah. Absolutely. You know why? I think in the moment.

I think in the moment. No, no, no. Not ever. You know, no, forever. Do you know why? No, ever. Because hatred is a very inherently like a very, very petty emotion. And when you're in a survival mode, you're not really thinking in petty way.

You're thinking like, oh my God, water's gone. We need to fucking survive. Fuck that guy, I guess. But like, we got to like move. Like we, if you killed every dog, society moves on the same way. But like now this massive vacuum of joy is gone. And then everybody just is as they are. It's like, God damn it.

What a fucking. Like that's a fucking, like what is, what is a actual, like, what kind of a vampire piece of shit? You know how sad that would be? You know how sad that there's no more dogs. Period. No more dogs. There's people who didn't like dogs. And then, what do they call the anti-conformist people?

Oh, yeah. They're going to revere you. So they're going to put, like, patches on, like a view of like a shade-eating grin. There's going to be patches. I'm going to become the new Hitler, bro. I'm becoming a new Hitler. I'm going to become mega-Hitler because I killed all the dogs. There's going to be, there's going to be literal gatherings from all the cat people are going to be like,

yes, the divine one. When a divine one struck me. down all the dogs and it's going to be where do the uh where do the um what's the country that eats uh eats uh eats dogs what's which which one is that uh i mean a lot of asian countries they're gonna hate you too they're gonna hate you too because that's a food source that you've eliminated from them so yeah that's actually true there's really no imagine the chinese population drops by like 86% because i killed all the dogs they're eating dogs like that over there they're eating dogs like that

Like that much? That's great. You guys hate me. What about them? The insanity of that. I'm just like fucking 30% of their land is just dedicated to dog farming. What is me?

What about them? Look how many they eat. I don't eat them. I killed them. Yeah, loud is funny. It's so funny. I think. Oh, man.

I think, I don't know, man. The idea of that would be crazy because then I would just be that would I think humans would die off I think I think all the dogs would make humanity disappear it would make war uh I think more would happen more often because I feel like yeah yeah there's a lot of stress that's not being relieved by the dog oh did Obama do more drone strikes or less because of Bo I'm actually not sure about that one I think well Bo's not a dog exactly Bo is something that's dressed up like a dog you know

like Bo Like Bo is something that looks like a dog Toys That's an elder god Bo is like That's the blue Bo is like

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That's awesome. I love that. I wish I had that time. I think way more, yeah, I think way more, um, like Mandela. I think people need to be fucked with way more in that way. Yeah, a million percent. People need to be fucked with more? Yeah, yeah.

I disagree. I think you're fucked with too much already. Fucking, what was it, a Shazam or whatever, that the Simbad movie or something that everybody, remember that Jeannie movie that everyone thought that existed? They swear they've seen it before. I think it was called Shazam. Didn't you just have a role in a movie?

No, no, he didn't have anything related at all. But there's a big Mandel. effect that everybody's like, hey, remember that one that genie movie, Shazam with Sinbad? And people like, oh yeah, yeah, it was a big thing to the point where Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script,

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No, see, that's Kazam. So people were kind of thinking, so people, there was a big man, to the point where a few years ago, Simbad made a fucking gag of it on a, on April Fools, he, like, actually participated in it because it was a real Mandela. There's a bunch of people that swear by it that it was a real fucking movie. I feel like it was real, too. Why am I thinking this? Because it's the phenomenon.

It's a weird fucking phenomenon. And I would love to actually, you know, if I had that power, make the movie. But I would make it, like, really fucked up, too. I would make it have the worst language possible. It's a kid's movie, though. It's a kid's movie. but like Simbad is saying Nick every sentence He's fucking

He's you know He kills every dog on the on the earth Like somebody's like Starring you It's gonna star you It's gonna start you and you're gonna wish for every dog On the plan to be killed And that's fucking the Shazam movie

And people like god damn I don't remember this but I'm sure I saw it I'm sure I saw this movie The funniest thing ever is Okay like let's just say you guys got like three wishes right right like your friend finds a genie right and he's like guys i got found a genie and he's like all right cool that's crazy man like found a genie's like yeah he's like all right i'll give you guys all a wish right i have one wish then you can have a wish and you can have a wish it's like all right cool

he goes over he's like hey genie i wish that hell was real and everyone that died went there and he's like all right your turn guys and i also wish my wish can't be undone in any means at all He leaves. He's like, your turn. He's like, what? Why did you do that? Why did you make that real?

And he's like, what? Isn't it funny? Ha, ha, ha. He's a good kid the whole time you've known him. He's never had any, like, really fucked up moments. But this one moment, he takes it too far. He was like, what do you do? Do you just like, do you go home and tell your parents hell's a real place?

I mean, I guess, what do you do? Because you said everybody. So no matter what? You're gonna go to hell? Is that the wish? Like get your family and friends ready for hell because it's a real place. Or you just wish for your loved ones and yourself to be immortal, I guess. And like when the world is gone, like, you know, at one point there's going to be like a supernova

and like it's going to destroy all the planets. You're just going to be floating in space. This volume is suffocating constantly and then waking up and suffocating again. You're just going to be constantly like just your tongues boiling. Your fucking eyes are popped out and shit. And you're just existing. And they grow back here, going through that over again until you get pulled into orbit of a planet. I think you'll flash.

You'll flash freeze pretty quick, but you'll still be alive. What happens? You'll keep doing that, right? You'll be carried to the endromeda galaxy. And you're pulled into a planet that has oxygen, and you're finally, like, able to wake up. And you're with these, like, fucking, like, three-headed fucking pig-faced motherfuckers. And you're just like, looking around at that. Yeah, they're just fucking, they just, they got, they got dicks.

on their faces, too. All because your friend which hell was a real place. And if you were gone, what about you, Chris? How would you react? You're so, you're so confused because you don't know

what time it is. You know, how long you've been asleep? It can be millions. You don't know if your family's there. What if they got hit by a rock and went somewhere completely fucking different?

You're just in a really bad, they can't understand you. I love that. You look different. You're in a museum. You got you in a zoo. You're just like, what do I do?

What do here? I'm stuck. That would be crazy. You're speaking and they're all looking at each other like, they're all looking at each other. They start stabbing you. They start poking you at electric sticks and shit. Yeah, some primitive.

It's like primitive sticks, but it's also still really advanced. It's like shooting lasers, but it's like they're obviously like primitive. It's a broom. It's like, what the fuck? How did you make that? What the fuck?

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Fucking lasers and shit. You were here the whole time. You didn't hear us? You didn't hear us? This guy clearly checked out. He clearly checked out.

What would you do, Chris? If your friend did that, you're one of your buddies. It's like, I wish hell's the real place and everyone that dies goes to it. And you're there to witness him really do it. And then the Juni's like, all right, you wish my command. He does like a head shake. And then like the earth shakes all of it for a few moments. And it's like, all right, hell's the real place.

And everybody that's dying going to it. I mean, I. There's two more wishes. that, but you can't undo the wish. Whatever. Do I have a wish? Yeah, you and your, you and your buddy, Derek had a wish.

Derek had a wish. It's where everybody he knew was immortal, and he'd go on that whole space adventure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I would save that wish. For what?

For a rainy day for. I'm immortal, right? No, you're not immortal. That's Derek, Derek and his family are immortal. Well, I said my, well, that's a good point. I said, I said like, well, I guess it would have to be, well, I guess because I would have to consult everybody. Do you want to be immortal?

Maybe you'd rather burn in hell. That sucks. That's your only two options. Like you live forever or you burn in hell when you die. Look, guys, because if you're immortal, you're going to live to the end, right? You're going to live to the fin of everything, right? You're going to live until after the fin. And then while you're dying constantly, constantly,

dying, time can be going by fat. Like, you have no clue. Because you know how every, because you know how the longer you live, the faster time moves? Well, it appears. Yeah. The way it appears to move. So like, at like 15,000 years old, you know, a week is, you can't even quantify a week in your life anymore.

Also, you'd go crazy because they're not built to last that long, too. Yeah, unless you're like, yeah. Well, see, that's why I think, like, you'll live into the point there's a supernova, and then we go on that arc that we already talked about. Spacefaring mortal body Whist away to the endromeda galaxy And landing on that planet with those primitive Dick Pig

People Whatever they got like they have hooves and Fucking they look like pigs but there's penises on their faces But you don't think you don't know if their penises or not Because you're in a completely different galaxy You're fucking scared and they're prodding you with And they're trying to they're trying to kill you They're trying to rip you apart

They're like how do you keep it alive like I found a genie They're like genies aren't real It's like no there was this one genie I found this genie in the back of the a skin roll and he gave me these powers. And my friend also wished that hell's a real place. So hell's real. But they don't know about hell. They don't know about hell.

They don't know anything you're saying. No, eventually they find the means to communicate you because you're on that planet for like a bunch of hundreds of years. And they figure out your language, you know, eventually. And they like, they start revering you as a God and you're like, look guys, I'm serious, hell is real and it's going to really suck. And they're like, what's hell?

And you have those human scripture with you because you've been in space for this whole long. I want to see. Prepare them for how bad hell is going to be, but they don't get it. They don't get it. And that's actually a good point. Is it everyone on Earth? Period.

When everyone dies, they go to hell. Period. When a frog dies and goes to hell. When a dog dies, it goes to hell. When a baby dies, it goes to hell. When this alien dies, it goes to hell. Everybody goes to hell. So basically, they're like, so there is Satan and all this stuff that is directly tied to earth.

And so when these other alien life forms go, they're like, what? in the fuck is this at all? What is happening at all? That kid's action completely ruined the way the universe works. He has... Seems like speaking in English or like in Latin or whatever the fuck. I don't know. The devil's like confused when people from different planets get there.

It's like, I don't know. This guy, this species likes fire. So this one's just having a good time. He's saying pissed off because he's like, yo, why is there so many people here? Why am I real? and why there's so many people What's going on with you, Chris? How are you doing?

I don't even know, man. You guys are doing some questions? I do some questions out. You seem like you got like some fucking bad news and you're just gone. No, I've just, like somebody just like sent you a text that like everyone you know is going to tell.

No, I just. Don't, oh my God, one of these nephews texted him, hey, Chris, I don't know if you know this, but one of my friends wished hell was a real place. and everyone go to it, would you want to be immortal? Question by question by. And he's just like, I can't believe. This must be real because they're talking about on the podcast, too.

Like, do you want to be immortal? Because it's just good for you. It was like, why is this happening twice? I'm not even, I'm not even going to lie. What happened, right? Was you guys were, you guys went off on this tirade. And I really was trying to follow it. And my eyes just glazed over.

I shut down, like straight up. I was not conscious at all for the last like five minutes. Even slightly. I felt it. Like I was like, I was trying to cope, bro. I was like, I was trying to come. I was like, it was like I fell down into my own consciousness.

I was like, how do I get back? How do I get back to the podcast? What's going on? Oh, man, I don't, I don't even know. He got the perfect world. I guess I'll go to hell. I'll go to hell. I'll see what's, see what's up.

Yeah, maybe it's not as bad as people think. Yeah. Maybe it's just slightly more. What if hell is actually kind of neat and everybody's so afraid of it. And then they end up like living in the real world, which is probably worse. at a certain point. Like, I don't know.

Well, I'll see. The thing is that this, right? Like, I'd assume since the devil now, there's no God or anything like that, there's the devil trapped in hell being a devil. You know, like, he's just like, hey, since you guys are all here, might as well enjoy it,

because I didn't, I didn't want this job. I wasn't a real thing until fucking that dumb-ass kid pulled me to existence. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now it's just, you don't know. You don't know what hell's like. He's like, after millions of years you go to hell, hell's like kind of nice.

It's like a lot of real estate. The magma, the magma, I'm freaking, the magma flowing made like a lot of hot springs. So it's a pretty nice place, you know. But then this guy's preaching a bunch of shit that maybe will not worry about hell hating it. People go down there with a bad party, a bad idea of it, and they're ruining it. And it's just like, it's pretty much an allegory for slavery.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time we'll. goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got

into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Oh, right. All right. Is there anything else that is it's an it's an allegory for the black experience i think we're ready for some questions okay god christ all of that really threw me off

you guys let me talk for too long you guys let me go on too long yeah the whole we might get an animated we might get an animated from that hopefully yeah maybe i want you if you do an animated if anybody does an animated of that just have a png of me in the corner, like real, real small,

silent. Because I don't know what the fuck is going on. Quiet. No, honestly, my allergies are fucking killing me. Greetings, Christina, Christina Chandler, Ethan, Ralph, and Andrew Tate. Which Mass Effect races can say the N-word, and which characters could probably use it?

Shepherd can, because he's like, whoever. He's, like, you know, Shepard is... Garrish can. He's a customizable person entirely. The Turian. That's what... That's a character. He's a Turian, right?

You say you don't know about that? I said, no, what's his race again? They're called Terrians, right? I'm not talking to you, you son of a bitch. I'm talking to Derek. Derek said, did you say, I don't know about that? I think Garris can get a pass. I don't know if he's smooth enough to.

I'm talking about a shepherd. Yeah, no, sheppard's fine, of course. If Shepard's a black person in this iteration of Shepard, you can say it, obviously. I think Shepard can say it regardless. Yeah, you goddamn. Reapers Everyone's like Oh shit

He says it Or Even the reaper He says it once He says it once In the middle of Mass Effect 2 He says it once in the middle of Mass Effect 2 Never again never before

It's never brought up to him Like no one told No one pulls him aside and tells him not to say it But everybody from that point forward Knows that he said it And they're not sure how to feel about it Because he's never said it again It's a whole subplot

Mass Effect 3 let's go get these I'm sick and tired these dirty Edward Revers I think the I think the I think the Krogan's can Krogan's yeah

Yeah they're an allegory They're down bad Yeah they're more I don't know if they're an allegory They gotta rise up They gotta rise up Yeah It's a little It's so strange to me that grunt is a teenage one

Like is it so weird He's a kid one Well Technically, he's fully grown. He's just not grown to the outside world, right? Because he's technically broke out of the case. He's, like, one years old. He's a child one, though.

He's not even built like the rest of them. He's like tiny. He's like a tinier one. But he's technically, like, genetically enhanced, isn't he? Well, he's just, yeah, he technically has perfect genetics. But blah, blah, blah. A lot of people would think in the Krogan world, he's inferior because he is a test two baby, you know? He's like, he's like a weapon of mass destruction for them,

which is like doesn't make any sense like he's like a kid he's like a little kid version of one and he almost kills shepherd which is wild it's pretty badass moment my name is cunt i will fight by your side shepherd oh good to have you cut um use one of them good niggas huh and then you just cheap piggy cheating that luxury i don't know uh why do you like chicken so much oh my gosh sure the space chicken you crogan's always he always eat getting that space chicken, huh? Tell me about that hip pop you listen to. I got to blow my nose real quick.

Chris leaves the podcast. He's like, I can't take it anymore, man. I don't want to be here anymore, man. That's it. He doesn't leave. My name is Cunt Shepherd. Who else? There's Leara.

Lear can say it. She can say it in bed. She can't see it anyway. She seems like a black lady to me. I don't know. She's always seemed like a, like, smooth and like, I've always just, for some reason I always see her. She's like a black woman. She seems like one of those pretty

One of those pretty chocolate skin black woman You know like one of those like really pretty black woman You're like You like you like men that are gonna be rude to you So it's not even worth me talking to you So like You like guys that are gonna cheat on you So I guess she's basically one of those

She's one of the ones that like She's obviously high classed and boozy But she dates like Fucking roughies man Roughieets Fuggians that work at like Fucking garra like Niggas that change

oil like that. And it is like you're, but the dude looks like he's like a light skin black dude, you know, he's like a light skin black dude that like he just got out of jail

and he's trying to do right. Pretty much she looks like a black woman that would be in a Tala Perry movie, you know? Yeah. I hate how much I agree with you on that. It's like,

yeah, she would be like one of those. She solely seems like it. She like left her husband and that she's trying to do good by her husband and her kid but her husband's a piece of shit. Of course.

Of course. So stupid. Who else? I think You also on the crew I know Morden would say it Even though he's not supposed to Morton would say it

Morden would say it In context But people would still trip on him about it They would be like hey man You don't need to say it He'd be reading like Culpery Finn I'm describing something I have to say this

I know it offends you For some reason I don't get it But I'm gonna say it Jacob can't say it Jacob can't say it Though the singular black person in that fucking galaxy can't say it. Jacob would want to say it.

Jacob wouldn't say it and he'd be like, guys, why do you all say it so much? Well, see, like, see Jake, he'll try to say it, but everyone will clown him because he clearly didn't grow up saying it. He'll say it with the ER every time. You'll be like, Jake, you got to chill, bro. Oh, my God, I can breathe. What's good? Jerz, you got to stop saying with the ER, Jake. Like, yo, that's not how.

Garris is trying to teach him. Garry's just like, yo, man, that's not, that's not how we. get down. You have to soft A, not hard R. You got to ununciate the A, bro, because you're saying it with the ER. I don't understand the difference. They all, in the military, they called me the ER. I thought that was endearing.

I thought, uh, I thought they were, are you telling me this wasn't a term of endearment? Poor Jacob. Oh, no. Poor Jacob. Everyone was just calling him the hard to heart the military? Poor Jacob. And he thought he was a term of endearment.

I felt like, George, oh, no. I feel like Joker would say it, but it would be funny. Every time Joker would say it'd be hilariously said. Seth Greed just dropping all these bombs like, uh, ooh. You were a were a werewolf and Buffy, so you do get some street cred, but I don't know if you could be saying that, Seth. It's like, I'm not funny, don't worry. Zaid, you played with Zaid, right? The mercenary?

He would 1,000% say it. Like, he's... He would say it to Jacob. He came out of the womb saying it. He would say it to Jake. I'm a baby. I'm a baby, you fucking knit. Chris, what's the next thing?

We're having too much fun with this, man. We got to get it. All right, all right. Kanye going goofy mode, road in. He says, salutation, my favorite misogynist. Here's a nice and light question. What method of suicide would, oh, my, that's a, what, would, that is a crazy. That is a crazy.

You, sweetie. me pick these questions and you didn't even remotely like read what method of suicide no that one is that one is the funniest one because i was like that's obviously the word trauma but i'm just going to leave it there yeah yeah yeah i want to see chris read this and have an aneurysm what method exactly why i left it there what method of what method of suicide no no no i know what method of suicide would traumatize the most people. But it's traumatized. It's written

T-R-O-M-A-T-I-C-E. I thought it would be so funny. I left that their purpose if you're fucking throw up fit on. It's traumatized. Because your brain would go crazy. Tromat. Fucking traumatize.

I don't even going to dignify this question with an answer. Papa Jesus wrote in. He says, Hello again. Hello again. You magnificent macho men. As the world becomes generally more open

an accepting of things. That's hilarious. What are some opinions you refuse to see as valid? I personally can't align with anybody who uses gel deodorant. That shit feels like slathering my armpits in cold cum. It is disgusting. I don't like it. I use gel.

You would use gel. You're a fucking, you're a monster. I also use non-gill. I just have a certain kind of deodorant that if they have the deodorant, whatever form they have it, and I take it in it. The gel is so gross. I used to use it back in the day when I played football because there was one thing that's true.

Female deioner stronger because of the sins and everything. Because obviously it's like a sin in society for women to stink. So in football, we would use lady deodorant. I would use this one called Mystic Rain. That gel shit felt so gross. But man, I stayed fucking fresh. Never again, though. I just use bullshit, no.

I use cold cum. I use cold cum, in fact. I come in a jar, I refrigerated, and then I lather it into my armpits. Yeah, you just start. That's exactly the sound. I mean, you guys produce a lot, man. If you're putting on deodor it every day, you guys are pretty healthy. You guys are producing a lot of volume.

I come gallons, bro. Gallons. Why are you important then? That's like the number one thing they want. That's like the number one thing. I tried and then I drowned the bitch, bro. Coming gallons is crazy. You think it's a joke.

coming a gallon of cum in a girl's face is traumatizing. It's traumatizing. I don't come gallons, but I do come one big one. One large sperm. Yeah, one big sperm. One large sperm comes out and you're just, you're crying. Yeah, I don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to do this anymore.

It's a really, it's a really rough. And then it like, because it's a single-celled organism, but massive, it's, it's, uh, It like wheels around Yeah, it wiggles around a little bit It wheels around It hisses and it's like Sorry, you tell the girl You tell the girl, calm down

It's just what happens It's gonna die soon It can't live very long And it dies It dries out real quick It's just It's like It's like a

It's like a cocoon Eventually where it's like this This hardened Like flaky croissant Yeah Yeah Oh man Good Lord

That's so fucked up That's pretty much like a chest burst About your dick that is fucking horrifying. It comes out and it reels all over the floor and this girl is screaming. She's terrified that one large sperm

swapped her on her chest and started running around her room. Stop, stop screaming. You're insulting me. opinions are... Opinions I refuse to see it's valid. I can answer this seriously, but I don't think it's a good time. So I think

maybe... I don't know. In the realm of like gel deodorant like like oh gel yeah well he's saying like what are some opinions you refuse to see is valid I personally can't align with anyone who uses gel deodorant gel deodorant

is something like that but I don't what is one of my prejudices I don't mind saying out loud because I don't want to be judged for it I guess I'll never respect furies like there's that thing you know I've kind of grown over it it's like whatever dude they're like there's so many worse people on the planet you know that's why I'm like

they're just chilling it's not a about me seeing them as like awful. I'm just saying I just don't respect what they do. That's all. You know, I'm not going to bother you. I don't understand it. I wouldn't say I don't respect. I just don't understand it.

I ain't going to tell you to your face, nothing. I ain't going to fucking do nothing like that. But when I see a goofy motherfucker that's not working, that aren't clocking in and out to entertain children and they're doing this shit. No, they're clocking in to do something else. I'm just saying they ain't making money. They ain't paying taxes for doing that? You know what's crazy?

You know, it's crazy. If every furry died, I think America would go through a, serious problem because every fairy has to make a lot of money to be able to live a furry lifestyle because those suits are expensive as fuck bro i'll tell i'll tell you i'll tell you what i don't i'll tell you what i genuinely don't uh respect even slightly i i there are people that guy in the in the supermarket slap is like slamming the bud light into the ground oh yeah those fucking people it's like that level like to to elicit to To display that level of anger at something so stupid, I immediately don't respect you.

Like, immediately. Like, you're, like, less, you're, you're less than one big come to me. Like, sincerely. Like, I could not care less what happens to you. Like, there is a certain level of just like, like, like, it's a real answer. It's a real answer. It's a real answer that I don't mind saying, like, sincerely. Like, why the fuck?

Like, why are you, why? There's so many things that should elicit that anger more. than fucking some random trans person on a beer commercial. And like the fact that it's that's what does it and not the fact that like, oh, I don't know, like hey, all of our private real estate is going away at massive, at an increasing, like, oh, the future generations are going to be perpetually in a state of rentership

because they can't own anything. Oh, crazy. Oh, I'm fine with that. But like the trans person in the beer commercial, that's what gets me to go out and cause fucking reek havoc. That's insane. Fuck you, actually. I get you.

I sincerely like, I hope, I hope to see. if you're that person, send me your information so that I can keep tabs on you so that when you die, I can picnic on your grave. Sincerely.

Like, I fuck it. I like lowest of the load of me, like die in Minecraft. Yeah. Nothing. For me, for me, is people that are,

people that waste food. You know, people just waste food. People that'd like do videos. That's a very on-brand answer. Let me just like, let me just like, you know,

make his whole fucking meal. and then let's like throw it out a window. It's like, why? I do that sometimes. You're fucking stupid. You're a fucking dumb. You're a dumb person. I do that just because I can.

I made a big, I made a chicken palm once. Great. I bet it would have been great if I ate it. But I just, you know what? I made it and I was like, you know what? This was all the satisfaction

that I needed. And then I tossed it. Not even in the garbage on the ground outside to feed the roaches. That's all I. I hope the next time you drop your guard and use the bathroom, someone rushes in the toilet and scares the shot of you.

That's hilarious. I'll get frightened while your pants are down. Yeah, you think that hasn't happened already? You think I haven't had to deal with that? You know, that's a problem. I've lived with my whole life. Yeah, fuck you. Every time I go to the bathroom, someone runs in and screams at me.

It's a curse. I think some wizard fucking curse me at some point because it happens literally every time. That's why I don't go to the bathroom ever. I've been a lot of pain. I'm in a lot of pain. I'm in a lot of pain. I'm in a lot of pain right now. Good on you, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been holding it in for you. That's how I made weight. That's honestly like how I made weight for grader class. That's how you made weight. You retained piss. That's crazy. I didn't let a single drop of it go.

How, um, all right. That's impressive. That's impressive. That's crazy. How, um, all right. The acceptance. I love the acceptance. No, the, I don't know.

I'm sure there's more than I can think of, but like, that's, that's, the one that gets me like sincerely. Very fair. Yeah, the one that's sincerely, like, is as a sincere answer. Like, I fucking bothers me so much. Anyway, let's move on. I don't, I don't like the fact that, I don't like the fact that people actually could possibly like cats more than dogs. That bothers me as well. That's so weird.

I respect anyone like that. I couldn't care less of them. Like, how do you really like cats more than dogs? Like, how do you really like a cat more than them? Like, what the fuck is that? like about a cat. Well, there's a lot of weird people out there.

You got to remember. You know, like, it's so, like, like cats are good animals, but like, liking them more than liking dogs. It's like, what?

I think it's such a fucking fourth grade, that's such a fourth grade terminally online answer. Like, it's so insane. That's not a term, it's just a cat.

It's a fucking cat. You're a stifling cunt for saying that. That's insane. It's all like, I just like, I don't know how people like cats more than dogs. Here's what I mean by it's a terminally online.

And here's what I mean by it's a terminaled online experience. This is what I mean by Terminally Online. It's an opinion that, like, a lot of people have, but it's like, I'm pretty unique. I don't really like fucking cats. I think cats are calling. I don't even dislike cats. I actually like them. No, you do because to even make, to even have that opinion and voice it indicates that you don't like cats, right?

That's not true at all. It must be true. Because if you didn't, if you didn't care, if you didn't care. There's a bias, yes. There's a bias, but I like cats. No, I do. There's a bias, but the bias didn't mean. I don't like that as much, yes

You like them less I like them less Yeah but see like the big problem That your analysis is that you're just Literally putting your feelings On to everybody else Yeah so what I don't care I'm gonna fuck with everybody else's opinions

That's what I'm saying mine Why the fuck would you ask I don't know how people can Like when it doesn't matter to you I mean I don't care about other people's opinions I'm stating that I don't like that people like it No what I don't see this is You're saying that you don't understand how

Yes because I'm being very ignorant I'm not accepting the other side as existing. What you're trying to do is you're trying to find, you're trying to find a stream of consciousness in this. I don't give a fuck about everybody else. He doesn't have a consciousness. I don't know why people like cats more. Look, man.

That's it. I will say that is absolute fact. Just because that's how dogs are, that's what they do. They're very happy creatures on average. Cats are for chilled out people who aren't all about that life. weirdos that feel more exotic which I you know those people I don't care about those people but that's how they feel

it's like the motherfuckers that you always you always run to those people that are like instead of getting a dog or a cat they're gonna get a fucking ferret they're gonna get a fucking scorpion they're gonna get like shit a team chileons are cool though I get it but like a camellians die in like a year

they die in like one year three years max like they don't live long do anything they're so expressionless it's like what is wrong with you I remember being excited. I remember being excited. When I was like a kid, I was like, oh, man, I really want a chameleon when I grow up. Or like, just a chameleon in general.

I love chameleons. And the thought that I had was like, I'm going to have it on my shoulder. It's going to be chilling. It's going to be eating all the bugs around me. So I'm never going to have to fucking deal with bugs. They don't do that at all. They just kind of grab things and then die. That's all they do.

They grab things and die. So like, I don't know. To me, I think dogs, I think I think I, I think I, I like dogs more, but I think cats are a better animal. Like, I would much rather be a cat, I would much rather be a cat than a dog easily. Dogs are so fucking stupid. It's insane. Well, if you're thinking about, if you're thinking about being an animal, I get that.

Yeah, dogs are smarter than cats, though. And also, I don't know about that. I think they're more manipulatable, but like, I don't know about, I don't know if that necessarily makes them smarter. That's, being able to work together is inside of intelligence. That's like, it's not working. It's not really working together, though. It's, it's tricking an idiot into.

doing something that's beneficial to you. It's not, it's not working together. That's just manipulation. Because you can, you can train a cat to do things, but the thing is that a cat is not intelligent. Like you ever seen a cat joke? This is real. I swear to guys, I saw a video of a cat jumping into a fire. And I was like, that is the most outrageous thing I ever seen in my life because cats are so instinct-based that they just do things sometimes that don't make sense. But that's an insane way to, that's an insane characterization. I thought that's also an outlier. Yeah, it's like an outlier. But I was just like, I was such a, Like it was such a mind-blowing visage.

You've seen one video of a cat eating, like jumping into a fire, and I've seen hundreds of dogs eat their shit. You know what I mean? Like, it's, it's, they're hungry. That's really sad. It's really sad. It's stupid. They're stupid.

You eat your shit when you're hungry? Yeah. I'm not stupid enough. I'm not stupid enough, but I'm not a dog. That's the thing. He's getting there. So he's getting there. Like the thing to me, it's like, I don't know, man.

Like, I, I, I respect cats more as, as an independent. animal. Like, I like that. Like, if I was, if I, cats are better independent animals, you're right. The kind of, the kind of person that I am, I would want a dog. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause,

it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN, because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle modifications that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan.

Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan & Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. But, like, taking care of a dog, I could, it's such a bitch. Taking care of a dog properly is so much work. It's hard.

It's hard. It's hard. You just leave. You feed it, and that's it. They clean themselves. You have, like, a little place for them. It's the ideal cat, the ideal, uh, animal for somebody who's like not looking for like an intense, you know.

Yeah. A dog's a commitment. I agree with that. They're very much so like you got to, you got to really take time to train it. You got to socialize it properly. You got to make sure you understand what it can and can't eat. You got to walk it fucking four hours a day, especially when they're really small to get their bodies.

Like, it's a lot of shit. But I also, but I also, but I also, I don't know if I agree. with the idea of just like being like tricking like the idea that being able to being able to they literally do not tricks exclusively like they teach dogs trick it's literally called tricks no well it's because the dog is smart enough to understand like hey if i do this something there'll be some sort of proper stimulus it's not tricking it it's just literally it is doing something it's doing something because like what like what like why like why it's manipulating it listen chris let me break it on to you. A dog is Christian. A dog is Christian. Let me explain it to you.

Grooming. Let me explain it to you. Let me explain it to you. Okay, real quick, Chris. If an animal is intelligent enough to know that if I do this task, I will get fed. If I go and do X and I will get fed, that is a sign of intelligence. That is simply a sign of intelligence. You know rats can do that too, right? Yeah, rats can do that too, but they can't do it the same way dogs in, but they can't do it as well. No, they absolutely can. No, they cannot. That's been proven. All right, Derek, pull up the video or evidence of him being able to do it the same way that dogs can. Like, what do you mean the same way? Like you do it.

You teach a dog a trick, right? A dog will be like, all right, here. I'm going to put my hand down and it'll put a snout down and then you give it food. That's how you train dogs. You know, that's how I tried to train my fucking shepherd. It was a horrible experience. These puppies don't fucking listen. They are the worst, most uncompliable thing ever.

I'd rather work with a drug addict than a puppy, genuinely. But what you do is you do things like that. animal knows, all right, cool. If I'm able to follow this command, I can get, I can get, like, I'll get food from it, right? Or I'll get praise from my person. So you cheat at those things because it's like, all right, cool. I know now that whenever I do this thing that my human wants, it'll give me praise, it'll give me belly rubs or hug me or give me food, right? Yes. That is a sign of intelligence, right? Rats can do the same thing. But the problem is that rats are not as smart because you can't get a rat to like go sniff out a bomb for you or

something like that, you know? Because they're just not, they're just not as intelligent as dogs. They don't, you know, you wouldn't, I wouldn't have a bomb sniff of a rat. I don't, I don't know if that is. I mean, I would imagine, I would imagine that a rat's. Wait, guys, one second, you open your case and a rat comes out. It'll find a bomb for us. All right, right, right.

I would imagine that a, I mean, I wouldn't imagine that a dog is smarter than a rat, just purely based on brain size. Rats are intelligent, too, though. They're not dumb animals. I mean, I think there's a lot of animals that it's, I, the, the, I don't know the levels. It doesn't really matter to me. I'm just saying like a sign of intelligence.

I'm like there's a lot of animals that are very intelligent. So I don't know like what you're going to do. That's very true. But there's a reason why there's a reason why dogs are the one we choose for everything. If there were other intelligent animals, that would be easier to feed. It's not that we choose. Go ahead. It's because they're the easiest to manipulate.

They're plentiful. And they're plentiful. I wouldn't say they need some manipulative. They're available. They're available. Yes. That's what you tell me. Rats aren't available.

Not in the same way. No, this crazy. Who the fuck do you know just breeds rats? Like, Motherfuckers in labs breed hundreds of hundreds of rats. Labs. Yeah, for testing. You think cops can't be like, hey, give me a thousand rats by the end of the year.

They can do that. That's not hard. Do you know people, like, do you? I know two people that own rats. I know to do that own rats. Average people will breed dogs and sell them. It's a very common social thing, not rats, bro. I know.

In another universe, there might be superior rats. They were also domesticated in a way where they're way fucking bigger. And that's true. And that's true. But that's not the only we live in. Right. We live it. So that's no point of bringing it up.

No, my point is saying that, yeah, that it, in another universe, it could have been that way and imagine. Imagine. That'd be wild. That'd be wild. Because if you just wake up in that universe, it'd be a giant rat lick in your face and you would have a fucking connib shit. Because when it comes to social intelligence, when it comes in, when it comes

intelligence obviously like the animals they bring up all the time they bring up like dogs cats um apes dolphins and um elephants those are the ones they bring up all the time for like else and those are usually socially intelligent animals like you know animals that like are good at showing like emotion or the idea of emotion like you know how dogs if you hit a dog it'll whimper or if you're sad it'll come to you and they'll like try to comfort you because they just know to do that unless it's like a dog that's a fucking dog that's been abused and it'll come to you and try to attack you because that's all it knows

other than like cats aren't really like that cats can show have emotion you know like I've had my cat shadow was dope you know it would come to me and I was sad and it would lay down beside me when I slept you know it was my homie but that cat was also raised by two dogs so it's not the same as a regular

cat yeah I would I would just say that to me intelligence like I don't know like I don't agree with the idea that intelligence is measured by an animal's usefulness to us is I guess kind of how I would put it. Because that is kind of how they measure dogs intelligence.

Well, no, they measure it by the ability to be able to completing tasks. Right, for us. And not every task is useful. Not every task is useful to us, but it's how it would be able to get to that. No, literally, what are you talking about? What tasks are,

what tricks are people teaching dogs that are not useful to us? It's entirely the whole premise of teaching dogs anything. Well, those are tricks, but like you can have a dog on scouts. ahead of you and then come back and bring you back somewhere. Wow.

So what is that? So what is that? No, no, hold on. What did you just say? But Chris, you're making it seem like it's not intelligent because it's-

You said a dog you could train? No, I'm not saying tricks are useful to us. I'm saying a dog could, you could train a dog to go scout ahead and bring you back something. That's literally useful to you. Or guide you somewhere. That's useful to you.

Or be able to like, or I pick out a color. Like, hey, go find this thing and it'll go and it'll find it. I can't believe you're not hearing yourself. I understand what. I understand what you're saying, Chris.

But like, what, like, okay. So in your argument, you say that you don't. Well, to me, I'll put it this way. Like, if somebody fails, like, a standardized test, does that inherently, does that inherently make them like dumb? No. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. But there's kinds of intelligence, though. Right, right. There's kind of intelligence. So that's a little more complex. To me, it's more impressive. me when an animal understands that when it does something, it will, something will happen,

but it doesn't, it has the foresight or, like, higher level of consciousness to be like, I don't really care. Because that's more human. That's a sign of, that's a sign of, that's a sign of it's a sign of fucking humanity, really, is what it is. But I know there's a bunch of shit that I know, there's a bunch of shit that I know that I could do right now that'll make me a ton of money. I'm not, I'm not doing it because I don't, I don't care, you know?

And that's a cat. Yes. That's what a cat does. That's not intelligent, though. I mean, it's more intelligent than just like, oh, I ring bell and I get raped. If I ring the, let me ring the rape bell so I can.

Like, I don't know. Like, I don't know what you want. Like, it's fucking ridiculous. That's not the same. I think you're arguing, your argument. I understand what you're arguing, but you're stupid. So you're arguing it's dumb.

You're like, like, I think cats are intelligent, right? But not being able to complete a simple task. I think cats are gay. It's like saying a person. They'd be like, hey, dude, walk forward three steps. and you're not intelligent to do that. That's something's up.

It's not about not intelligent enough to do that. It's about like, I don't want to do it. It's like why you want to do it. It's not about why. It's about like, who are you? What the fuck are you telling me what to do?

That's not intelligence. That's the opposite of it, Chris. That's not being smart. That's just choosing to be. So your definition. So your definition of intelligence is subservience. Not subservient. It's literally being able to apply your knowledge to things.

No, that's literally what you're saying. What you're saying is. What you're saying is. intelligence is subservience, which is wild. No, I'm not. You're saying intelligence is just like you're given a prompt and it's like, can you figure this out? A dog can do that with several things.

Cats can't do that with as many things. That's because a dog lacks the ability to make any decision other than doing it. But I think cats are, but I don't think cats are choosing to do it because of some sort of like, uh, fuck you the establishment. They just can't. Like it's not like, it's not like, I disagree. It's not like, I don't want to do because I don't want to. It's like, I don't get that.

I disagree. If you've owned a cat for any number of years or like even looking to a cat's eyes, you know that they do not care about you at all. Like they don't give a shit. Yeah, but I don't think that's because of intelligent. I think it's because they're predator animals and if they were big enough, they would just eat you. Like, I don't think it's like, you're rallying enough to like,

they're so smart they don't give a fuck. No. They don't give a fuck because they're beasts. Let me put this way. If you could, if you could perfectly domesticate a cat, like, Like, let's say if you could, if you could domesticate a bobcat, right? And, like, train it really, really effectively. You'd be, you'd be nearly unstoppable.

It'd be more dangerous than having a dog. Yeah, because it would do. Like, the sheer ability that you would have is, is fucking outstanding. Keep going. I'll be right back. Hold on one second. Yeah, get out of here. Keep going.

Keep going. I mean, yeah, like, imagine having like a pet panther. You know, that'd be amazing. He actually left. I didn't think he was actually, I thought he was going to do like a little bit. No, I just got, I'll be right back. Hold on two seconds. He's got to pull out his penis.

You have your fucking, you have your panther. It's like, hey, what's going on, guys? Look up in the trees. They're like, what am I supposed to see? And then a giant black cat comes out. You're like, look at this. This is my boy. He plays fetch, and he also takes me places.

Yeah, I don't know. He brings back little toys and kids. We got some questions left. Let's, uh, let's burn, let's burn through these. Dom begging Maria for consent to get one last fucking before he shoots, uh, before he, before he shoots, he blows her head off. Uh, that's like, I hate that, I hate the people don't know how to write. I think we're going to start, I think we're going to start being really strict

with questions. Like, you got to write. You got to write, like, write into the show like you're writing your ELA final. Except keep it light. Don't, don't, like, write eight paragraphs. Uh, greetings fucking horrible, awful thing, awfully fucking horrific thing and Sweeney. First time patron, but I've been listening since around episode 20 and watching Chris since the culture wore dark days.

My question was a quick one, and the only really applies to Chris. I'm sure we could stretch this out. You mentioned at one point that you wanted to pursue game design or something of that nature, but ended up deciding not to. As someone who was aspiring to become a game developer one day, I wanted to know why you ended up choosing not to, thanks.

Math. Math is really important to game design, apparently. So it's just not my strong suit at all. I don't like math. I don't do it. It's gay. You know, like, I just, I didn't, I was not good at math at all. And so to me, I was just like, I guess I could do art.

I could still do that. But like to me, it's like, I don't like doing something if I only know how to, I don't like taking part in a process if I only know how to do one part of that process. That bothers me. I want to know, like, how to do everything. You're a crazy. And for video. Why?

What do you mean? You're a crazy person. It's why I've literally succeeded at this, at all this stuff. Well, it's because I know how to do everything. I know how to edit. I know how to act. I know how to write. I know how to perform.

I know how to, I know how to fucking market. I know how to fucking make graphics. You can just specialize in the aspect you're good at, you know? You don't have to fucking, you don't need, you don't need CalC5 to just be like somebody that's own artistic design part of things, you know. You don't have to be as specials at everything. Yeah, well, there were a number of reasons why.

First of all, I'm from New York. There's not a lot of games. design opportunities in New York. Especially back then. Like now you have now you have some studios up there. There's I think um I think Sony has a branch in New York now. I think Sony has a branch of I think rock star if I'm not mistaken. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, host of Beyond the script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CBS Farmer pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal.

A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I think it's Rockstar North? Rockstar, New York studio. They have a headquarters there, I think. Rockstar. Yeah, Rockstar games in Bethpage.

I don't even know where that is. Bethpage, New York? Where the fuck is that? That's, I don't know. Bethpage? That's not even New York.

Oh, it's in Long Island. That's so interesting. Rockstar is in Long Island? Wow. Maybe one of the headquarters is. Not all of them. No, no. Obviously,

yeah, not obviously not all of them. But like, there are some opportunities now, but even still to this day, like, really like game design programs at like schools, very, very slim. I was looking endlessly for game design courses and, like, game design, you know, programs and and bachelor's stuff and, like, all that stuff, really not accessible in New York at all. You had to go to, you know, there were schools.

There was one in Arizona that I can't remember that I was kind of interested in going to. And there was another one called DigiPen in Washington, which is the place that I really, really wanted DigiPen was like that's where the people who made Portal came from. Valve went to that school, found a, like there was, I guess, some internal game jam at that college, and they found this game called Narbacular Drop, which was basically Portal. they Valve hired those kids out of the school and then they made portal and worked for Valve like that was the place to be in Washington where all the game design people are by the way like Valve is there Microsoft is there

Bungee is there tons of game design presence and just web tech in general in Seattle, Washington area I wanted to go but you needed scholarships to go I needed a scholarship to go and to get a scholarship I needed to be good at math. And I couldn't do that. I couldn't afford to uproot my life and go to

fucking Seattle. No way that was that happening. So instead, so I was like, okay, well, I guess I'll compromise on my fucking goal. And I just went to fucking community college that I can afford for film. And then I ended up doing this, which is, you know, what I ended up being good at everything about, I think, personally. So like, you know, it works. It works out. It worked there's part of me that still wishes I could do that. I could theoretically go to school now. Like, I could just go to DigiPen now, but I don't know. Part of me feels like it's way too late.

The industry is also crazy right now in a way that, I don't know. I don't know if I have the drive to fight through that industry now. Like I did when I was 20. It's way less cool than it was. It's way harder to get in. There's like a hiring freeze on a lot of studios, a lot of, a lot of acquisitions, a lot of layoffs, I don't know.

It's a crazy, it's a crazy industry to jump in. But anyway, yeah. All right. How far are we gone? It's like, sorry we got, so we should probably start doing questions on names now.

We only got two more. Let's jump through two more real quick. And then we'll do, we'll do the names. Guys, hold on. Cut it up. I got to go. I got to go.

I was hoping you guys to see my text message. Oh, I didn't see it. What's going on? No, I was saying I got to go because on. Fridays, I got to pick her up an hour early. Oh, okay. All right.

All right. Yeah. We'll end it then. Yeah, we'll go. We're at an hour and a half. It's about the right time. All right. You can head out then.

Let me do. I don't know if you guys, because if, because, I can bounce, but if you guys just start up, start it up on your end, the Riverside. Oh, you know what we could do?

You know what I mean? You know what we'll do? We'll end it now, and then I'll record the names later. Okay, that's hot. Okay, that works. All right. Okay. Yeah.

That works. Google, Google. Thank you guys for tuning into this. This is an all-over episode. But, uh, it's a very weird one. It's a very weird one. But, uh, we'll, uh, we'll catch you guys over on a Patreon. On the com slash a snark tank.

Remember there's extra content and all sorts of shit over there. Uh, fuck you. So I guess, Chris died or something, so I'm going to read the names. So here we go. A man who got fired for playing Gadiolactive on the PA system. I hope that's not true. And if it is true, I hope that there is proof.

The guy who had a typo in his name. Pro tip, if you shit in your hands before starting a street fight, you can cause your regular attacks to do additional poison damage. That's very true, actually. 533 anti-trans bill in 2023 alone. 533 anti-trans bills in 2023 alone. 49 stayed 64 past 371 active, 97 failed. That's fucking insane.

That is absolutely insane, man. It's funny because I actually literally had a dream last night. I was telling my wife that... Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that.

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