The Snark Tank - #153: Tears Of The Good Doctor

Episode Date: May 15, 2023

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Doorstep, you pussy. They'll literally bring it to my doorstep, too. I'm just being lazy. I'm not trying to make any more. You just don't want to sound good. That's all it is. You just don't want to sound good. I think that's what's going on here.

No, it's not. It's not honest. I don't sound bad. I think you're just. Like, you're like, you know what, dude? You're afraid. Your audio is the shoe on heads camera of audio. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're afraid to sound good. Because you're afraid that people are going to hear your wheezing and like the high fidelity wheezing and the little cries that you do in between when you speak sometimes. We don't want to be. My wheezes and cries, my whimpers. Yeah, yeah. We edit, we edit all of them out. Could you imagine there was so much every moment that I'm silent. I'm not. I'm in fact whimpering and crying.

I don't have to imagine it. It's true. Just your audio stim takes about three hours to deal with. Really? All right. Yeah, because you're always going, because I'm crying. I'm crying every moment. And we've got to get used to it, you know. It's like that video of part of working with him.

It's like that animated Team 4Dar Sue video of the Down syndrome heavy trying to breathe. Yeah, that's what it is. Anyway, welcome to the Snark Tank podcast episode. He's really trying to warn them, dude. Hold on. We dove into this too fast. Let's do a clap seat. All right.

That's right. All right. Let's leave it in. Yeah, totally, totally. Three, two, one. Jesus Christ. What? What?

What? How is that possible? What? What? I was like Derek clapped. Derek clapped before me and after me. All right, let's try one more. time.

Wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. Let's do this one more time. That was insane. We're leaving this in, by the way. Sure. I'm down. All right.

I love it. Three, two, one. Holy shit. That is fucking crazy. That is the craziest thing. How behind am I? You are like a full five seconds. When I, when I clapped, when I clapped, your head was like nodding along to three.

You're like waiting. And then, and then to me, you was like, like you're in fucking water. For me, Derek clapped. Derek just clapped. Listen. No fucking way. All right.

Wait a second. It's, it's, this is how we're doing it, I guess. I'm not, no way. It can't be. I don't know. One last one. One last one, but I do want to, I'll leave it like, I'll leave it in because I know the, everything's fine.

I'm sure the lag is on the stream and the actual video will be fine. Maybe. Yeah. Alright, let's do it one more time, all right? Yeah, we're ready? Give me one sec. To me sure I don't have anything downloaded. I'm pretty sure don't have anything downloading.

Oh yeah, you probably got fucking tears and all this shit. If tears is downloading it is doing that much as a fucking 28 gig game. If it's taking that much data. Yeah, you're downloading a game from Nintendo for fuck's sake. Yeah, it's not going to be sophisticated. It's not going to be sophisticated. It's not so much. Just somehow.

I was pirate and played on the steam deck Dude, like two weeks ago My friend was playing it on Twitter Twitch And I was like, you're being ballsy for no reason You should just not do that Yeah, that's stupid You should just not do that Did you just have like, did you pause it?

Yeah Did you pause your fucking download? You can't pause it on Nintendo You have to cancel it That's how Nintendo is You can't pause downloads You have to cancel them Yo, that is crazy.

For real, for real. You can't pause. You have to cancel a download. Why do you? You let them disrespect you, guys. This is the first thing I bought from them in a long time. In all fairness, I've taken a break from buying Nintendo things in general. Yeah, man, that's crazy.

All right, let's do the last one. Let's do the last one. All right, let's do a clap sink again. This is all, by the way. All right. Three, two, one. It's better, whatever. Better.

A lot better than before. Yeah, I can deal with it. Welcome to the Star Tank podcast. We have technical difficulties constantly. Well, since it's already, since it's already, the subject's already been broached. New Zelda's out. New Zelda's out.

Yeah, well, it comes out tonight. Yeah. It comes out tonight. Yeah. Queers of the kingdom. Very good game. Queers of the kingdom. Queers of the cumdom.

Yeah. Or the kinkdom. whichever. It's all so. It's all so good. But we, queer's in. It's the fears in Kingston, bro.

Yeah. And so it's, it's out. It's everybody's loving it. And, I don't know. I, I don't know.

I'll see what happens. I don't know if, I don't know if I, I don't know. I don't know if I care. Like, I wish I did. I wish I was more excited about it.

I'm excited because I'm, brother wild, it's a great game. Like, as a video game is a great video game. I think that's fundamentally why I'm excited. It's a good game. You can't.

That cannot be denied. It's a very cool video game. I don't know how they're going to expand much on that. There's obviously more interactable. They have the building mechanic, which is pretty much the thing from Banjo. And Banjo, Kuzzi, nuts and bolts, literally. Same mechanic.

But it's cool. It'll be fun. At worst, it'll be fine. at best it'll be really cool and that's it. My thing is like how does anything run on that thing? Like there's no way this thing runs well. Like no way. Like I think the graphics look like, you know, the graphics are mid so I think it can run all right.

Games, game's going to chug. I bet. I bet there's really bad. I bet I bet I bet I bet I bet I, well, it might not be enough of a problem for a lot of people. I think here's what I think. I think a lot of people are going to overlook it because it's Nintendo. and it's Zelda and probably because and for the same reason that people

I mean I've overlooked Eldon Rings like Eldon Ring froze gave me freeze frames every 10 minutes like actually and I still love that game so I could see I bet though that on the on the switch it's going to be a fucking I don't know man I don't have faith in that machine I gotta say

that annoyed the hell out of me the amount of bugs there were in Eldering there wasn't like all it wasn't all game breaking but I knew enough people to where the immersion was ruined and And it ruined some boss fights for me, which is the most important part of the 80s game. Yeah.

I did annoy me slightly how much from software gets a pass on that. It kind of felt a little Nintendo-esque to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think a lot of places get a lot of passes. I think Sony gets a lot of passes. I think Nintendo gets the most passes because of their Nintendo. They've been around the longest. Yeah.

I think passes operate on a level of seniority. I do think like if you've been around, the longer you've been around, the more passes you get. I think it's why Xbox gets the least passes and why Nintendo gets the absolute note. I think Xbox has a lot of passes because Xbox should be gone by now because of how bad they've been lately. They should have just been written off entirely. So they're getting a pass, you know. Their pass is word. That's what their passes is keeping them rich.

But I think that Nintendo just, I don't know, they haven't, the Switch is a terrible console. It's terrible, not terrible, not terrible. It is a behind console. Terrible is a wrong way to put it. Do you feel disrespected that they won't like just make something modern? I don't feel disrespected by that. I just, I just don't understand why they won't. Like, I'm like, it's at this moment where I'm like, that's not even fiscally intelligent to not make a new one.

No, well, you know, what's going on? You know why? Because the economy is really bad and switches are still selling like crazy. That's why. Because people don't care. I can't believe they. I think they. I can't believe that.

There are multiple switches in my house right now. There are multiple switches. That's what my thing is. There's so many. The switches just fly. You can trip over a switch in this fucking house. There's so many of them. I don't understand.

That's why I think you answered your question. They don't have to do anything. They're not fickle and fucking ratty cunts like fucking Xbox fans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the same thing with Pokemon. Yeah. People on Xbox will love a game and relentlessly hate on it. Like still, we'll be like, what the fuck is this?

Why? Like, I are going to play this every day, but fuck this. That's everywhere, bro. That's an everywhere thing, bro. As a Dungeons & Dragons player, people sit on D&D 5E so much and then play it for a living. And I'm like, you're out of your mind. I can't even begin to care. I can't.

I can't even being any... Listen, Zelda's coming out. Zelds coming out. It's probably gonna be, it's probably gonna be one of the biggest games ever. If Switch, Switch constantly sells crazy.

There's probably gonna be a ton of bundles to do with this thing with the OLED fucking model, whatever. We'll see how that goes. And I have it. There's a great... I have that switch, literally. There's a pretty... Yeah.

There's a pretty interesting review out that I thought was kind of interesting. That I thought was actually useful. Because I... There comes a point where, the universal praise of something kind of becomes homogenous and useless. And then there also comes a point where just hating on it to be contrarian isn't really of use either. Because then you're going to get both of those.

You're going to get people who hate on it because it's popular. And you're going to get people who unanimously love it and don't really feel the need to elaborate on why. Because it's just like, well, it's just a really good game. There was a review. I can't remember what the outlet was. I gave it like a six out of ten. I retweeted it. It was like Gfinity or something.

thing. And give them a six out of ten. It's a pretty good review, to be honest. It has my expectations exactly where they should be, which is like, okay. I'm not expecting like a world-shattering game here. But it's probably better. It's probably better than breath of the wild. Is anyone really expected a world-shattering game from Nintendo?

Is anyone expecting a world-shattering game, though? Like, who's expecting that, you know? I mean, most, a lot of, I mean, people are hyped about this shit for like, yeah, but like, that's, I don't know, man. I think people, I guess hype, it's, it's different, it has to be different for a person. I'm expecting a good video game, you know, that's what I'm expecting. I'm not expecting something that's going to change the way I think of video games, you know, is it going to be good, you know, like breath of a while, breath of a while, breath of a while was, I'm putting it up to like breath of a while.

Breath of a while is a very good game. That's it. It's not like... Breath of the Wild... Yeah. It's not like the Civil Rights Act of 1963 of video games where it's going to change everything works, you know? It's stupid. It's like the Workman's Act, you know?

It's not like a fucking immense space of proclamation of video games where I'm like, everything's different now. To me, like, playing Eldon Ring was like, when I played Eldon Ring, I was like, oh, that's the feeling... What everybody else was saying about Breath of the Wild, I felt for Eldon Ring. And I was like, oh, so that's what it's like to actually play a game that's amazing. Because like, Breath of the Wild was just kind of neat. I would describe Breath of the Wild as neat. That's a neat game. I think you would...

No, no, no, but what were you going to say? No, I agree with what you're saying, totally. I just think that there's people who are diehard fans of the Zelda series that because it is Zelda and it's set in Hyrule and all that shit or whatever, that's what really pushes it over the edge for those people because I'm someone who I feel I've played a lot of the Zelda games

and I realized it was probably like it was a little over a decade ago I realized that I only really like the Super Nintendo and Game Boy Links Awakening like there's the ones that like there's just a classic vibe to that I really like those are going to be the best ones I kind of

they're really good and I was I kind of started to lose a little bit interest and I don't even think it's really Zelda's fault I think it's just Nintendo's shitty consoles and this the way I just didn't draw me in and the same thing happened to me with

this game with the Breath of the Wild where I was like I want to play this I fucking bought a switch in 2017 I was like let's go a Breath of the Wild and I was just at the point where it was you have to I feel like you really have to like

you've played every Legend of Zelda game to really just be hyped and you're gonna like do all the grinding and all the shit that I just didn't really feel like doing. Like where I'm like oh shit there's some fucking stuff about to go down I need some information and some fucking dumb asses like hey I need you to fix

my fucking AC or some shit then I'll give you something like I need to save the world nigger and I was just I was like it annoyed me immediately just like little tedious things like that or just the stamina like when I'm climbing and shit and I was like I don't have fucking time for this shit right now but if you're a huge fan of the legendelty you're like well let's grind let's go yeah and I feel like that's kind of like

the big difference between I mean that's between anyone that final fantasy motherfuckers right you're gonna do all that grinding if you ain't in the final fantasy I can't stand I can't I I have I have I have tried endlessly like ceaselessly to enjoy final fantasy and I can't fucking do it JRPs in general I I I I hate them I've come to the understanding that I fucking I hate, I cannot fathom why a person would play a JRP. I can't play them anymore. I can't play them anymore. When I played Final Fantasy 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 within the span of 2 years. I played all of them.

I nearly 100%ed all of those games. Spend the two years. Yeah, it was easy. I was like in middle school. I was like, I don't, you're not doing shit, you know. I'm playing basketball to like 5 p.m. Then I'm coming home, eating dinner, and play if I'm. of fantasy and doing my homework until like 10, 30, 11, you know? Fair enough.

Yeah, yeah. But like, it was just like, yeah, I played all of them and I was like, oh, these games are cool. And now if I play a JRPG, I literally fall asleep. I literally in the middle of dialogue, I fall asleep because they're talking so much. Every, it's bad. Those games. It's a fucking

ambient or like a Xanax. You know what I play? Every time I pop it. I play Dragon Age Inquisites. I play Dragon Age Origins. And that fuck jrpgis up for me because dragon age all of the explanation all the exposition in way

faster fashion and I'm like oh I can't play these games anymore I can't play this anymore this is way better this is way better storytelling you know what really would really ruin JRPGs for me every other type of video game

literally like I just I can't I was dude I was trying I bought like because I'm trying to be like like, oh, let me see if I can expand on my tastes a little bit. Because I have branch, I used to have a pretty

rigid, like, line of what I would play. And then I branched out a little bit. Yeah, it was just halo. And it would be a reward for it. It was just shooters, basically. It was just shooters. And then it became RPGs a little bit. Then it became like, you know, immersive Sims and all this stuff. And I got into more stuff. And I was like, maybe it's, maybe I should try like a JRP.

I've kind of written them off since Pokemon. Since Pokemon's silver, you know? Maybe I should try it. That's so long ago. so long. It is so long ago. Pokemon Silver came out like 99, Chris. They came on like 99. We were, that was, dude,

Pokemon Silver came up when the towers were still here, bro. And they had some time left on them, too. They were even immediately about to get destroyed. But, you know, but I loved it. You know, I remember loving it. I was like, oh, I love this game. I love collecting Pokemon and this stupid turn-based garbage. I love it.

And then I don't know. I tell everyone I fucking tried, with the exception of Yucca. is like a dragon. That's the only game, that's the only JRPG that I've, that I've even remotely gelled with. And it's because it's so ridiculous that I, you almost can't help but love it in some way. And even that game I fell off of because there was a, a wall that I hit where it's like, you got to grind for a certain amount of money doing weird jobs. And I'm like, I don't have the time for this. It's just a massive time sink. I tried to play Final Fantasy

six recently. I play, I downloaded Final Fantasy six because, like, that's the one that I vaguely remember from my childhood a little bit. Like I, I, I, that one's a masterpiece. I love six, bro. Yeah, apparently it's a great game. I fucking can't stand it. It's, it is the most, it is the most, I fall asleep. I fall asleep. The thing is this, right?

The thing is this, right? Now, now we're, we're in a modern age of the world we're in now. We need so much stimulation to even be invested, right? Those games are from when you're younger, I think. When you're younger and you play those games and you develop the love for them, you've developed the love for them. I mean like, oh, I love this kind of game. It's it's time.

You're like, oh, like, I don't have the time to sit here and do this. Well, you're not, you're not being entertained. You know, nothing's going off for you. You know, back when you were playing, before you play the game. You're clicking because you're clicking through a DVD menu. Like, every time I play a JRP, you know, no, you're right. You're right. You're not, you're not playing a game.

It's stupid. You're not playing. Like Final Fantasy 7 remake, right? I love Final Fantasy 7. I can't sit through that game because finally seven remake, there's shit going on at least. there's at least things happening so

I wanted to since I actually I only know bits and pieces of Final Fantasy 7 I my first Final Fantasy was 8

for whatever reason because my neighbors bought 7 and I was like fuck I'm gonna buy 8 it came out and so recently I tried

because I was like fuck it a lot of times we'd like go over each other's houses and play games I'm like I don't fucking I never

but I never played it so I anyway I tried playing it recently Probably early last year or something Or or yeah this year or something I try to play because I wanted to do Before I bought the remake because it was on Steam or some shit

For like 40 bucks or whatever And I was like Let me play this first because I wanted to do a direct comparison And I think I did the first sequence And then I was like I can't fucking do this It was I was like man I It's crazy how

Yeah yeah It's like It's like, it's like piling into a movie theater to watch a silent film today. Like I just like, how the fuck do you expect it? How the fuck do you expect me to sit here and pay like $30 for popcorn and watch silence? Because that's what that's what a lot of these are. Like it's just like there's no voice. There's no voice acting.

There's terrible graphics. Dude, I went through and dude, I went through a bunch again. Like I was a Final Fantasy 6, Dragon Quest 11. All these fucking games. And I'm just like, I, and I just, I'm at a point where I understand now that I'm just vehemently opposed to this, this entire genre. You don't like anime. You don't like anime, right? You don't really sit down and read, like, you're more of an audiobook person and a regular book person.

So you're trying to go back. I definitely am. Yeah, the issue. You're more of an audio book person. There's nothing wrong with that. You are. You're more of an audiobook guide and a fucking sit down and open a fucking book and read it. The page guy.

No, I, but, no, the reason I dispute that is because, like, I've only listened to one audiobook, really. Like, I've only listened to the Reggie Fisemae. Have you, have you, have you sat down and, like, really, not to, not to be crucial. Have you sat down, like, really read, like, pages upon pages of something without, like, fucking your eyes fluttering clothes? Because even though I've tried to read, like, almost every day, that shit happens to me. And I read, like, every day. I have ADHD, and so, like, I have, sometimes I'll have to read something multiple times, But in audio form, it's almost worse.

Because it's like audio, because I'm, it's almost, it's too passive for me sometimes. Like, I'll get it. But it's, it's different. I prefer to read. It's just I don't have a lot of time to sit and, and, you know, read. You can't multitask, man. I don't know how people do it anymore. I'm fucked.

I'm fucked on it. Yeah, I feel like I wasted my time. What do you consider real multitasking, though? Like, what's real multitasking for you exactly? I can absorb two, do things at one time. Like say for example Like before we Like usually right before we start doing this

I'm usually doing two things at once where it's like I need to catch up on a podcast of me and read Sorry listen to and I'm also trying to clean Or I'm trying to make food or I'm trying to do two things And once always when I'm even writing and recording music I'm trying to catch up on some sort of media And also record simultaneously so Because just doing one thing

It's like I wasted like two hours just doing one thing And now like what like where I could have been cramming the two things within those two hours I just don't have enough time in the day That's really all it comes down to Okay, that's why I can't play fucking RPGs anymore Like one thing that I've uh to at least experience some things I have uh I use uh trainers on games I don't give a fuck about or games that I want to go back and play I haven't played a long time

I'll just fucking max my shit out and just fucking blaze with the game because I just want to experience it Because, what I'm talking about like RPG specifically, like, especially like some type of JRPGs, because grinding is most of the game. And that's the thing that usually I'm like, fuck. Like say, for example, I want to play. I was like, oh, I wouldn't mind playing the Legend of Dragoon again. But I remember taking the weekends to grind so I could actually be up to the levels so I can beat the fucking the bosses. Legend of Dragoo, there's a certain point in the game, in the middle of the game where you have to go up by like 15 levels to beat the boss. us. And I was like, this is terrible.

It's some bullshit. For me, for me, the reason why I, the thing I learned when I was younger about RPGs and JRP's in general is don't run away from fights. That's what I stopped doing. I stopped running from fights in every game. I would just fight every fucking person. And by the time I got to plays, I was much stronger than I would have been if I ran away.

And that helped. They didn't alleviate the problem, but it helped with the problem a lot. Yeah. It was like, like, Pokemon. I remember Pokemon Golden Silver. Some people remember this when I tweeted about it. And I thought I was the only person that went through this And apparently everybody went through

And everybody went through and read made fun of me on Twitter It's really unnecessary experience You guys are dickheads But it was like Whitney The third gym leader in Pokemon Golden Silver Has a mill tank And that mil tank Fuck shit up

And I remember being like Was I the only person I had a hard time Fighting this person And everybody was like you fucking idiot Everybody had a hard time doing it You're dumb, you're black And I was like whoa it was really unnecessary You're dumb

You're black Yeah I'm like whoa dude You don't know You don't got to do all that. But, yeah, I didn't run. When I played it again, I didn't run. I fought every battle.

Every teammate fought like evenly and I beat the gym easily. And I thought I was some sort of special person for doing it. And apparently everybody did that. And I was like, oh, okay, cool. This is, I'm just stupid. You know, I got to, before we move on, the Zelda stuff, I saw a review, right? And the review said, Tears of the Kingdom makes Breath of the Wild feel like a first draft, which is crazy

because I didn't need tears of the kingdom to feel like Breath of the Wild was the first draft you know Breath of the Wild made Breath of the Wild feeling the first draft

but that's context no but what I'm saying is like how do you not but how do you not how do you not play through Breath of the Wild and feel like hmm this is strangely

barren this doesn't feel like there's a lot of game because Breath of Wild there's a lot like there's a lot of mechanics to the game like it's like it's an

emptiest world, but there's a extremely like, how to explain it? The world is not very lived in, but there's a lot of interaction in the game. There's a lot. There's a ton of interaction in the game. Yeah, I understand. It's a sandbox game, but

it's got all these copy-paceds shrines that are all boring and look the same and that are really, really bland and fucking pepper throughout the entire map. And then you've got the four divine beasts that are all, you know, kind of interesting, but not really a good substitute for dungeons. And then you got the castle at the end, which is so far into the game that

most people aren't going to fucking reach it because they're going to be too bored by everything else. I mean, you can just go there. You can just go to the castle too. No, you can just go to the castle. They have all of the mechanics of the food stuff, the armor abilities, you know, what you call it, finding items, going hunting for

things. The combat is very entertaining, though it's simple, fairly simple. It's very entertaining. The combat's fine. The combat is. No, it's good. It's good combat. It's simple, but, it's simple, But it's very effective.

It's not good combat, Jameson. Come on. It's fine. It's not bad. But it's not, Chris, it's pretty good.

It's just Zelda combat. It's just Zelda 3D's all the combat for the most part. What is, what is, what is a Souls games combat if, if, if, uh,

it's pretty good. It's not the best combat. It's not devil may cry. All right. It's not DMC, right? That's what I consider like, oh,

this is amazing video game combat. But it's still good combat. It's, It's not like bad. It's fine. To say it's bad, it's pretty good. I never said. What do you consider?

What do you consider great combat then? I mean, what is your great combat? What is great to you? Great, great combat? Yes. Like as far as third person goes? Yes.

I think pretty much any of the Souls game. Pretty much any of the Souls games is pretty great, I would say. Like, because it's rewarding an actual. Zelda's pretty similar. I would say, I would say like, you're out of your soul's game. It's just built on the three. Zelda format. There's just more mechanics than that.

No, here's what I would say. I would say that Breath of the Wild is not beloved for its combat. That's what I would say. Because it's not, the game isn't, the game that isn't love for its combat. In fact, I would argue that like most people, in fact, most people kind of hated the weapon degradation stuff and like the kind of like simple AI. That's not a lot of the combat, though. Doesn't the combat exactly? That's like other aspects of it. Listen, all I'm saying is, breath of the wilds combat is fine. it's fine it's entirely serviceable

the whole point of breath of the wild is exploration and I don't know I just I didn't a lot of people didn't finish it either but most people don't finish their games anyway so it's not surprising um especially like a real statistic

I would say that's crazy it's the point of buying a game if you're not finishing it that's fucking psychotic to me I mean most most people don't well you play it for the gameplay experience and if you get what you get out of the gameplay experience and you're satisfied then you stop it I didn't fucking finish Eldon Ring ain't no way I'm finishing Eldon Ring

Ain't no way I'm finishing Eldon ring. That's done. I put 100 hours in, I'm fucking over it. I'm fucking over it. Why would I finish it? Because for me at a certain point,

it's like I have to finish this. I mean, the bosses. I put hundreds of hours into it. The bosses. No, that's crazy. That's like the people who have like,

oh, look at all my platinum trophies. It's like, that's basically like you have a, what a platinum trophy is is PlayStation giving you a little sticker for having patience. That's what that is.

Because a lot of platinums aren't even difficult. They're just tedious and require a lot of time. And so like if you get a platinum, it's like, oh, congratulations. You spent the time necessary to do this. I've never gotten a platinum. I've got like three. I understand.

I just beat the game. And then usually it's like, oh, I have 73% or something. I'm referring to a derogist thing. Like I just finished this game because I'm like, I sat here. I spent $60 on this and I put like 50 hours into it to just stop. Meanwhile, there's so much more game experience. I got at least finish it. So I finish it.

You know, that's like this, that's my. It's like I put all the time. I got to, I, I, if I run into something stupid, I don't finish it. That's all. Like,

I, uh, everyone tells me how great sleeping dogs is. I'm well aware. I'm well aware. I was like, this is a great fucking game. And then like,

the, the first fucking race, I, I, I gotta tell you, I hate the, the car mechanics in that game with a fucking passion.

They're not good. And, uh, there's the first racing sequence. I turned the game off. I was like, I can't do this. It felt so,

dude, it felt so, So it feels like you're driving just a piece of metal with wheels on it. Like that's essentially what a car is, but with nothing else on it. Like it feels so heavy and gross. Did you get to the first like tournament? Like the first like martial arts tournament on like one of the like one of the little tiny boxes. You have to fight someone else.

Probably not because. Oh no. You see some. You see some wild shit. I'm, dude, I know that I've like I'm well aware. this is what happened to me with the breath of the wild it was the same thing where it was just a couple of tedious things happened and i was just like fuck like i just don't i don't have the patience for this right now it's it's it's definitely a me thing with just the lack of time i'm actually going to take a besides us recording the podcast i'm going to take like a real not don't touch work and uh just chill and fucking just game i'm going to do that i've never really actually done that before you need that also you need you need you need you need some moments where you just like relax and enjoy yourself because

all life is after school is working to you die so you know you're right I noticed how much I needed this was when I bought Resident Evil 4 remake weeks ago and I've clocked in a total of like four hours I just don't have time to I'm so I'm doing too much

and I was like this is fucking stupid Resident Evil I'll say this I'll say this game I'll say this, Resident Evil 4 deserves your time. Resident number 4 is lost. It does. Very good, man. I agree. I just, I'm doing, I'm doing a lot of other things that I feel, especially, like, musically, I'm trying to build portfolios and all this shit.

I'm trying to do stuff. I'm like, I'm going to just fuck all this. You're, you're doing the right thing. You're doing the smart thing, which is not wasting your time on a lot of this stuff. It's smart. It's smart to put things aside and do it. I, dude, I want to make, I, The only reason I don't care about being rich, I never have.

However, if I came into a lot of money, I would literally just play video games, and that's it. I would even, I probably would stop making music too. Because at a certain point, like, yeah, it is a hobby, and I also want to, like, I kind of would like to make a career out of it in some way. So I have been focusing a lot on it. But then if money just propped in my lap, I'd be like, oh, yeah, I'm going to try to, uh, clear out my fucking cash, my backlog, which is like, I think that's like an impossible thing that the average

person can never do. This actually, I guess, especially if you have like Steam or some shit. Like, you're never going to play every fucking game. It's impossible. But how nice would that be, though, to like, I mean, for me, I would just simply just play everything.

I want to provide. That's it. I want to provide for Lily. I want to provide for her enough that she can't complain. She can't complain about me not doing shit. Like there's enough money present. That's not possible. That's just like. Are you aware?

He's just like. You have many rich people get divorced? You're crazy. Do you think you get you? Well, no, no, no, no, no. I can provide for her. That's it. A woman.

Like there's, because there's not, because our, that would be only problem is like, hey, money. I'm like, oh, I'm providing enough. I'm present. I'm doing everything I can, but there's, I don't have to work. I can just, we need something. We get it. That's it.

I would, if I had all the money that I could ask. I probably wouldn't spend all. a lot of time playing video games honestly. I feel like I would probably, I'd probably just, if I had like a stupid amount of money that I could just sit down and like do nothing for the rest of my life and I'd be fine,

I'd probably make the, the videos and shows that I want to make. Because I've had so many ideas for things and I'm just like, ah, it's such a bitch getting like, it would be cool to shoot this, but I would need extras and I would need to rent out a fucking diner and like do this ridiculous shit.

And it's like, who's got time to coordinate all this? It's like, it's so much fucking work. Man, I'd be doing wild shit. I'd be to watch for my money. I'd donate. I'd donate monies of charities I know that would help.

I'd help areas. I would just do things to try to make the world better. So at least I know when I die, I'm like, oh, I tried to help. I know I wouldn't probably do nothing. It probably wouldn't do shit. I'd probably give the food money. They'd probably go and he'd do some dumb shit with it. But at least I know I tried.

And I'm like, well, I tried, you know. Yeah. Like these motherfuckers burn. Yeah. If we're talking about like stupid amounts of money, I was just talking about like, oh, enough money to work. It's okay, I don't have to work anymore. But if you came into like stupid money,

where you're talking about tens of millions of dollars or hundreds of millions, like, holy shit, yeah, I'm gonna fucking distribute my wealth. But one thing, I just, I probably would be like you, Chris, after a while. But I'm probably taking like two to three years off. I'm probably not gonna do shit for a few years. Getting a personal chef, getting a personal dietitian,

a nutritionist, doing all that shit. Just to come. Back three years later be the best version of me. Maybe your dick hard, right? Yeah. I mean, my dick twitch just a little bit, man, a little bit. Come back as your best.

Come back as your best. Come back like in like fucking Bezos did with his muscles. He shows up with his short shirt on. He's like, where'd you go, Kingston? Literally fucking just like, to perfection. Yeah.

I've got a bone to pick with charities, though. I don't know. I wouldn't do any of charities. I would. I would, but I'd donate to charities. I know that what I would directly affect. You got to do studying. Or you start your own so you know it's not fucking

No, that's the thing. You know where your buddy's actually going. No, no. No. No. I got a bone to pick. I got a bone to pick with charities. I just don't.

I don't like him. Please elaborate. I don't like it because I think I think. I know. Yeah. That's that's that was my. That was the last thing for charity I'll ever do. Get fucking punch in the face.

But, uh, no, I, I mean, charity's fine. Like, I'll, there are some charities that are like, whatever. But like, you. I understand their necessity. However, I do feel like they're leaned on as a reason why more shouldn't be done. You know what I mean? Like, as far as like, like, I don't know, like, here's a charity for the for the hungry. And it's like, why do we have a charity for the hungry?

Shouldn't we just have, you know, a more reasonably efficient government? You know what I mean? Like, that's my problem with charities. Like, they're a scapegoat for, like, good government programs. that actually should exist. It's like, oh, well, we don't have to do, like, fucking, uh, we don't have to do, uh, housing for the homeless because there's charities that, that help them. And it's, I've seen this a lot.

It's crazy. How often charities are used as like this, like, kind of like excuse. And it's like, eh, I don't know. I don't know if it's, I don't know if it's good for the long time. I mean, it sounds like, well, it sounds like just an uroboros to me because the, you know, hoarding because of that, the collection of hoarding. So, though, then they, they were a necessity. And now because that they exist, it's an excuse for them to keep hoarding.

So it just sounds like cyclical. Yeah. Yeah. I guess I'm very cynical about you. Like, I understand their purpose. It's not confusing at all. It's, it's just how, you know. I talked about this in a video, like, maybe like a month ago.

And of course, there's a lot of people that get all pissy about this. But they really, they're not being honest with themselves because I said something like, hypothetically, if I. or any of you guys, if you got like after tax, you had one billion fucking dollars. And it's like, what would you do with it? And I said this, and I say realistically, I said I would donate 95% of it. And that sounds crazy a lot of people. But then I'm like, I don't think anybody can really grasp what a billion dollars is.

Because 5% is 50 fucking million dollars. And I have no idea what I'm going to do with 50 million fucking dollars if it propped on my lap now. Like holding a billion dollars. is a different thing. Like, we don't, we don't get that, you know. We understand what that number is. We don't understand what that number is like liquid. Like a liquid billion dollars is like near and fathomable to someone that has like never

had anywhere near that kind of money. Because I would be like, I don't know what I would freak out. I'd be like, I'm going to, I'm going to give this away. So like, see, see, you have a natural reaction, a normal reaction. And that's why, and this is one of those things were. It's so fucking crazy when you start hearing numbers of like Bezos or Elon Musk or whomever. You're like, dude, that type of. And also when you just like, oh, the money that Elon must spit on Twitter is enough to make a huge dent on ending most world suffering.

Like it is, it is genuinely for real though. It is crazy. It is so fucking sad when you think about that shit. Yeah. Dude, these are real villains. Do you know, these are real villains? Like, with, if you, if like, for real, if people are billionaires, right, most I'm

I'm paying together and, like, just trying to figure out agriculture around the world, like, means of cleaning water, like, like, modernizing certain areas, like, somehow, like, paying people better for their job. Like, so many problems. They can so easily do it. And I know I'm not. I know I'm not the, I'm not an engineer. I'm not a physical fiscal engineer,

so I can't exactly give like the most broad idea. But you could really make a heavy dent in a lot of problems that exist. Oh, yeah, yeah, really, really good. Housing. I will say. Calculated stuff like that. And you just don't.

And it doesn't take that much. It doesn't take that much, that's all it is. They choose not to. And it's like, why? You choose not to. I would do it either. Look, here's the real thing.

They're villains. They don't want to see themselves that way, obviously. But by default, by fucking default, if you're just hoarding that amount of money and you're okay with just knowing thousands of people just dying a day from starvation, you're a fucking villain. By default, not that you're doing anything inherently evil just by having a lot of money, but technically you're not giving a shit that how much that could change people's lives or change the world? Yeah, versus versus. Yeah, versus how little of it you would reasonably be able to expend on yourself while making a similar... Right. You could live your most...

If you had a billion dollars, you could live... One billion. And an unfathomably rich existence just from, like, a fraction of that. Like, it's hilarious. Especially if you just bought a stupid house, then you have that value, like, intrinsic to you. And then you just have all this extra fuck-you money. i don't know like it is it is great i will i would if i had a billion dollars i would i would i would hoard it all i wouldn't spend a fucking scent of it i would lock in in a

what but why that's a question like why would you why would you why because because you know how hard it was to get are you kidding it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't hard for it wasn't hard for most of these people it's actually very see yeah exactly and that's and that's it right there that's it right there it's not hard for me it's the idea of this right shady fucking shit to get it. It's like this, right? One day you're going to die, right? You're going to die one now.

No, no matter how much. That's a lot of people. That's how people think, right? They don't realize their mortality. I think that's a lot of the thing that people understand as well. It's no stupid. When you're rich, you don't understand mortality at all. This guy thinks I'm going to die.

What a fucking idiot. Yeah. This is moron. So, like, you're going to die one day, right? And you're going to realize that all that money is going to go to, like, your shitty-ass kids, your dumb, bitch-ass wife. that married you only because you she didn't love you at all

she you can tell when you were fucking her she had the most unsatisfied sexual faces she was just looking at you she wasn't even fucking moving she stared at you while you guys were fucking she went she found a condom cut it and drank it like she just didn't give a fuck about you and it's like your kids are gonna be fine your kids

will be fine your grandkids will be fine your great grandkids will be fine you know with the amount of money with a small fraction of your wealth you can set up your whole generation. We've seen that wealth is the easiest means to having a more sustainable life, right? You don't even have to be that wealthy.

You don't have to be that wealthy, right? You can just be, they all know this. They all know this. There is a point. There is a point in this world where you're going to be gone. You know, like, help the rest of the planet get there. No, no, no. Because what if I want to spend a billion dollars on my

heightening surgery. What if I want to spend a million dollars to break to break? Listen, no, but what if I want to tip the doctor as well? I, I, I,

I get my, I get my shins. I get my shins cracked. I get my, my, your lengthening. And yeah, I get my lengthening.

And then my arms are still the same length. So I'm like kind of, you know, I'm a little disproportionate. If you were my height with your same length arms, oh my God. Oh my God. I got to tell you it.

It'd be like a slenderman. What would you, like, how, how, how I got to, what level of insecurity? That's what I mean. Do you have to be? Like what, that's way, that is levels beyond like tits or asses, like the Brazilian butlish or the giant tits. It is, it is beyond it. It is beyond. Mutilate your legs to have your legs saw it in half and then have a rod point.

And then extended your legs. No, what's, what's, what argument is right? What are you going to say? Yeah, yeah. We live in a world currently where people are capable of altering their bodies in way they could not have privates previously to make them feel comfortable. We do, we do. We do. Fact is fact, right?

What are you getting at? Certain things, yes. So, for me, it's like I, no, certain things, it's everything. It's everything, in fact. No, no, no, it's not. You're okay with something. You should be, if you're okay with some of it, you should understand that this is the basis

why other people would do certain things, you know. People feel more comfortable in various forms, you know, that sometimes not the form which they were born. Some people are born short. Some people are born with darker complexions and they want to be, they feel like they should be lighter complexions. Some people are born.

Listen, listen, I'm not going to, I'm trying to tick all around making it offensive. What are you talking about? I don't want to offend anybody. Are you talking about trans stuff? No, not about trans stuff. It's about ideas.

It's like it's feeling more comfortable as yourself, you know? I understand why like, I'm not saying, I'm just saying, I just think that's really wild that people like, the height thing matters so much really. Like really.

But it really doesn't. That's the problem. It matters sometimes, but not really. Like it's the amount of times that doesn't matter really is. It's an illusion. It's a,

an illusion. It's even when it comes to the tits and ass that the women they start butchering themselves. It's a fucking illusion. I wouldn't say but I've never had the conversation. Well, it is a form of they're cutting stuff and they're butchering tits and stuff. A lot of them are

botched and terrible. So a lot of them are botched and terrible. So the thing is they're doing all, going to all these great lengths to do all this crazy shit. And at the end of the day you know, men on average are very simple, right? We have a reaction to a huge pair of tits where we're just going,

you know, our monkey brain sees that shit. Yeah. After that second's over, it doesn't matter. Because the guy, you know, you know, the guys that are always talking about, I like big tits or big ass or whatever, you know, those motherfuckers, when they were young, they were fucking pillows and couches and whatever they could fucking slip their dicks into. They were doing wild shit. People that fuck couches and pillows are nuts.

They're happy to, I have heard some crazy, oh, no, I have too. I'm aware. Make shit pocket pussy type stuff that I'm just like, men just want to put their dicks and stuff. So the idea that, you know, oh, they need to be to this certain standard, oh, they need to have this tits or this. It's so fucking fake. It is so crazy. Like, I say most women, you know, I would never recommend women to do this, but most could just go into a bar right now. See, the first guy, it doesn't matter if he has a fucking ring on his finger or not.

and just be like, hey, you want to go to a hotel? There is a huge chance that he is going to be like, he obliged. Never spoken to you, doesn't know anything about you. The default, the default answer is yes, and then it goes down to like, you know, that question graph of like, if yes, then this. Like, the default answer to that question will always be yes, and then it goes down to, I'm married. And it's like, oh, okay, well, then it becomes no. you know or if like i'm single it's pretty much the pyramid but upside down and the no is at the bottom the no is at the bottom the no is at the bottom the default answer to that question is always yes and then it goes into

then it goes into like point guard situation where it's like okay now what barrier what barrier is facing that yes yeah and then the real answer comes out the actual like real world i i'll say this like look you can if i i i think to me it's like so much of the technology right now feels so fucking crude and that's kind of part of it to me where it's like if you could step into a phone booth

be pumped with gas and then five seconds later walk out and you're like six inches taller if you could like go into like a tanning bed and come out in like an hour with like Captain America like tips like right yeah that's what I mean like if you had like that

if that was the level of technology we were dealing with right now I would none of it would even remotely surprised. I might even go in just out of sheer out of sheer convenience. You know, it's like yeah, I'd like to be taller just to see me overshed. But that's really the only thing. That's literally the only thing.

I'd be white for a day. Like, slightly tall. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to be white for a day. Scream you in and go back in. But the technology right now, it's like, dude, if you want to get, if you want to be taller and if you want to be taller, you have to, they'll throw you in a recliner and then just

like fold you up a bunch of times and snap your bones and then put fucking weird steel like wire hangers in between your it's fucking it's weird and it doesn't it looked painful like the x-rays of his bones it looks fucking painful dude's never going to be able to fucking walk again

like it or not walking he's running around in fact yeah yeah he can run around for now like I'll give it five more years before he turns into a balsa wood fucking pile like that that surgery is not that technology is not there he's going to rust and he's going to rust

You said he's going to rust. That's crazy. You know he went to like Thailand or something to get that shit done. That dude's going to fall down one day or someone's going to kick him like an asshole because they're not going to know he's a fucking, they're not going to know he's a wireframe person. They're going to know. They're not going to know there's a point of pressure in the middle of his shin for no

fucking reason. And then he's going to look, he's going to crumble on the ground. He's going to look like he's going to be so many bends in this guy. He's going to look like a swastika line on the ground. It's going to be crazy. It's a really bad. I don't know, man. Like, it's sad to me that people are so insecure that they're willing to sacrifice the ability to run reliably for the rest of their life for just a few inches in height.

That to me is the tragedy of it. That's really fucking sad. For sure, dealing with extra pain because having that shit into your bones and. Oh, yeah, dude. Reacts to the elements. Like, it's just, is it worth the sacrifice? I would say absolutely not. And the same thing more.

It's like, I think Chris and I are living proof that it's an illusion. like right now I'm fucking married to some people I understand dude because I know I know it's not it's not to

it's not to it's not to I know I know sure it didn't get play I do I know sure they didn't get play you know

why they didn't get play because they weren't fucking confident they didn't believe well yes yes the whole it's not just one aspect

there's several there's several things that coincide with it and I think because he was short it led to X which led to Y sometimes that's what it was

that is him believing in that Yeah, that's true. That's true. But that's one of the things. It's one of the things. It's like I always said, I've always said that somebody who is tall like you if there is a woman

that has height requirements, even if you meet them, you shouldn't date that person. Oh yeah, absolutely. Like those person that has those type of requirements and tries to date somebody just in this specific box, like they have these things. Like fuck that person. They're, they're, they're

trash. So first of all, you don't even want to be with the person that sees past you, right? If you're a short king and someone's trying to see past, you don't want to be with them in the fucking first place. You already know they have a bad fucking personality. So it's one of those things that you're going to get with somebody who is indifferent

to that shit. That is just first and foremost, right? Or someone who may have dated taller people their entire lives and just never consider dating one short because it just didn't, you know, that maybe the girl is short and so on average the guys are taller but then meet somebody that's shorter than them

shit works out it doesn't fucking matter To me it's it's a scapegoat It's just like it's people putting the blame on like I am not desirable because of this And it's like no Your personality probably sucks Or you don't have any skills Or you're not or you're too fucking desperate

You know there are people who dude There are people twice my height man Who wreak of fucking desperation And I can tell you right now Sure I could slaughter around them. I could take them places with me. I could take them to a bars.

I would slaughter. I come home with three people probably. You know? And it's like it's crazy to me because I just, I don't know, I just feel like it's a lot of insecurity. It's a lot of insecurity placed on this one aspect where it's really the,

it's kind of the least important aspect of it. Because sure, women will be like, yeah, I have this preference or whatever on dating, on dating websites, but fucking, I don't know, man. I have been, I have been,

I have been in situation. Well, yeah, a lot of it is superficial anyway. The physical department in general, it's,

the older you get, the more you realize how fucked up it is. That's like, that's like a kid thing, you know, like younger, I want this guy to be tall.

It's like, well, all right, I guess. You better hope he doesn't hit you and stuff like that. That's the most important thing.

He, like, respects you and shit. But I guess he's being tall matter. Because I know plenty of, I know plenty of women that went after these like

meathead dudes, you know, and let's just say, let's just say later on later on the women were treated similar as how they treat their weights after they're done with their weights you know

and it's it's unfortunate but at the same time it's like you know you chose you chose that fella you know you look look look click click click click click click click there's nothing there's nothing wrong with a preference

if a woman wants to date somebody who's taller totally fine I have my own preferences that I quite frankly never break and that's fine there's a level of superficiality to all of dating because that's the first layer

right that's the first line of defense is like basic attractiveness right to me height's not that barrier to me I could give less of a shit about that and I just I don't know man I've just been in

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That was not. I'll put it this. I'll put it this. It wasn't as hard of a line as you assume it is. All right. Well, yeah. We also have a different. We also have a different, you got to admit, you got to all admit, all right.

Us, we have a different, a bit of a different existence than some of the other fellas out there. Not the most different, not the most abnormal to it, but it's a bit different. It's a bit different I guess We're in a space where we're Cason's going to say we're in a space where we just so happen to meet a lot of attractive people Yes, that's what you're going to say That is very true

That is absolutely true That is right, that is true But I also We are also happen to be men with a decent level charisma with ourselves In general That's that's everything That's everything Before I had any type of audience or anything

like I was just pulling dimes. I'm also frighteningly good looking. So that's another thing. I never really, I don't know, I never, I don't know, I never really consider it. It's weird, it's weird looking like, like, oh no, it's, oh, no, it's also, it's myself as something. I talk about my ass to make myself believe it. I know what you're talking about.

It's so bizarre. I say to believe it. I don't believe it, but I say it's so bizarre. It's like, you know. Yeah, right, right. But yeah, I, I think back on some of the, uh, the women that, that, that, I've dated or whatever and stuff like that and like some I'll never forget one time that there was this fucking suave cunt guy that was a friend of a friend we all went to a bar and

this guy was like oh one of those dudes that has the big fucking diamond earrings are probably fake as fuck and he was like this smooth dude and there was just like blonde little like haughty you know it's a college town I do some fucking karaoke because I know I got a decent singing voice all of a sudden I'm the bell of the ball right you know whatever I go up to this one blonde cute or whatever I'm saying what's up to her that fucking guy he comes over thinking like oh he's way fucking swoops swather than me trying to fucking like actually like come up on her and you know like grabbing her hand and shit and immediately you can see like she's not into it and I'm looking at him like bro you're this is fucking embarrassing and it was it was one of the

saddest things I've seen because it was like seeing somebody like that who thinks to the shit embarrassed is kind of like also kind of secondhand embarrassment for me but I just know that I look at, let me tell you how I came to that bar. I had a fucking faded, brown tattered Jimmy Hendricks hoodie on. I look like shit. I look like absolute shit, but I'm just confident in who I am. I know I can sing. I know I'm charismatic.

And then the guy that probably does do well, he probably fucks a lot of, like, bitches. I fucking destroyed him. And I was like, that felt good. It felt really nice just me just being a regular dude that doesn't dress good or has all this fancy clone on and that I know that I could, like, pull women. And so I say this, I guess. I'm just putting energy out there for those short kings that feel like they need to do something to appear taller. Just like one of my friends that I'll keep him unnamed where he asked me like, how do you pull?

And I was like, bro, all you got to do is either A, be funny or be interested in like funny stuff. And what I mean by that is maybe you're not a comedian. but if you like oh let's go see this fucking show this comedy show oh I will like you know Seinfeld whatever the fuck it is y'all can bond over that shit because everybody literally on earth likes to laugh comedy is it comedy is perfect for all that stuff

it's fucking literally it really is literally but uh no I I would agree like I just I don't know it just makes me sad that there are people who are that insecure it's not it's not necessarily like hating on people like it's like I whatever like it's that sucks it's just it's just the energy that that's kind of disappointing because what's funny to do

is that some of these people don't even, they get these surgeries and they're not even that tall. Like I think somebody got, somebody got like a He's still shorter than me. Isn't that crazy? He's still shorter than you. But to be fair, he went from 5-5 to 6 feet. We should have mentioned that. That is crazy. Yeah. That's the largest jump that I've, that's the largest jump that I've seen. But then I would be

if, see, here's the thing. If I'm insecure about my height, how would you not be insecure about being disproportionate? You know what I mean? they're doing his arms too they're doing his arms too oh jeez it seems so fucking they're doing his arms too but then he's just gonna snap this guy up that's the thing imagine

this guy's gonna be snapped up like a toothpick like what I don't know man I just I wish I you know if he's happy you know if he's happy and there's minimal complications like you know I hope I hope he's doing good I just I just think this is a max this is a crazy

level to go to for something so, for something so superficially lame. I don't know. Like, I just, like, because the last, what? Go ahead. Go ahead. Well, I was going to say, because, like, we, we brought up, you know, boob jobs and stuff earlier.

And it's like, I feel similarly sad about that, to be honest. Like, like, I think. I was going to bring that up. Yeah, yeah. There is a difference. There is a difference in the sense that I think the science behind boob jobs is a lot more. It's a lot less, like, I'm a lot less. Like, if, if a girlfriend's a lot safer.

If a girlfriend that I was dating was talking about getting like a boob job, I'd be like, eh, you know, it's not my preference, but like, whatever, you do what you got to do. Like, I don't care. I wouldn't feel, I wouldn't feel worried about their ability to live a normal life afterwards. You know what I mean? Like with this thing where you're sawing your fucking femur in half. But, uh, I don't know. I just, I understand minimal amounts of work done.

There's certain people who are insecure about certain things for them. like nose jobs to me make more sense than anything because like I think people are like really insecure about their faces they have to that's how they identify themselves and like more so than with their bodies and like so you know what if you want to get a job that's fine but even that I think this is I don't like my nose I hate my nose

I've always thought I had of my nose is too long from my face your nose is fine you know I've never liked it right everybody hates their nose so insane everybody hates their nose but the thing is that I've also heard from several people I've heard from several people. I have the perfect nose. I have the most symmetrical nose that people tell me. And I'm like,

I don't like my nose. I also got me fun of having a nose like this in my family. It is. I know. It is, you have an indifferent nose to me. It's like, it's not a nose that like,

oh, it's, to me, look, this is, this is when I feel like when you have, there's somebody, I felt so bad for this girl and,

and middle school because she had a, do you guys know who triple H is? You guys know the wrestler. Of course. Yeah. She had a nose that holy shit that made her kind of look like him And people would like make fuck Because he would like drink the water and like spit it out

When he would like before you do his head on his nose People would do that People would do that to her They'd Like they would bl-it it was fucked up dude And she's like one of the very few people that I'm like I'm rooting for you girl Like please go get that nose job

Like it'll change your fucking life Right Like in one of those things it's one of those things It would change her fucking life Not like say, I've seen some fucking chicks that literally did almost nothing. Like they got something done and I'm like, what did you do? You're like, oh, I just shape. It's just now when you see me from a profile, it doesn't have this tiny little millimeter of a bump.

I'm like, you're fucking insane. You're absolutely you just spent $10,000 for nothing. Like that's like an unhealthy level of shit. But then there's having Triple H's nose as a woman, I understand why you would want to do something about that. I'm caught between the empathy of wanting a person to feel comfortable in their own skin and end my disdain for spending egregious amounts of money on very, very little minor alterations. That's kind of like there's like a disrespectfulness of money about it. For me, for me, that I simply exactly.

Wait, what the hell do you want your nose to look like? You want your like Shannon Sharp? Go pull up a picture Shannon Sharp. I don't know. I'd rather just have like a regular one. like wider, that's a regular, like wider nose. That's it. Go up Shannon Sharp because that motherfucker can breathe like, he'll probably, he literally

suffocate. Shannon Sharp has a nose that is evidently from an African bloodline. He has a very much so a nose of a bushman. It's just so big. Suck the oxygen out of a room if it's too small. You got to be careful. He has a bushman's nose. He does.

He does. He has a bushman's nose. And that's fun. He seems like he could, he seems like he could snort me. That is crazy. That's why he's so fucking jacked. That's why Shannon's so fucking jacked. Because he's getting all his fucking oxygen.

That's why he's why he was running like that. That's why he's a Hall of Famer, bro, because he got all that fucking air, bro. That's true. I couldn't hope he was. You've seen the shape of Shannon Sharp currently, bro? It's disgusting. He's like 56. He's still jacked.

He's still jacked. He's jacked as fuck. He's watching for six. You know why he's jacked, honestly? Why? His name Shannon. That is. You better,

you better be. For real. Male Shannon's and male glories, bro. They will fuck you. I didn't know any male glories. I've never met a male gloria. I'll tell you one thing. I'm at one.

If my name was Shannon, I would be so ripped. Because I would be so, I'd have so much anger from all the bully. I guarantee like this same exact dude, this same baby, Shannon Sharp. they named him Mike or something, he'd be so thin.

I bet he'd be like Jack Skellington thin. I remember there was a Gloria. There was a kid named Gloria that went to John Jay. Everybody called him Perry. Everybody called him Perry. His name was Gloria. Yeah. His name was Gloria.

Some parents need to just get the shit kicked out of them. Because they're just not thinking about. They're not thinking about that. kid's fucking life. And he's black, too. That's so fucked, man. Gloria. Gloria.

Gloria. That is not even like close to being a fucking intergender name. Yeah, they couldn't even do the, do him the kindness of calling him like Gloria or something. Yeah. Gloria, what the fuck, dude? Gloria was really nice. He was a nice kid. But Gloria was a Golden Gloves kid as well.

And every time someone. said some stupid shit to Gloria, I would sit down, stop playing basketball, sit down, grab my basketball, and watch Gloria make people fall asleep.

Because people always, every time, there was a few kids that you, I'm not going to name names on a podcast, but few of the kids from John Jay, that Chris, that you knew were problem starters, would mess with Gloria.

And all I got to say is that, three of them were sleeping and Gloria finished playing basketball. And I was just like, I was like, you gotta know. His name is Gloria. You gotta know he got something. He either can fight or he got a gun on him, bro. You got to understand that. His name's Gloria.

That's so fucking dumb, dude. I did meet a guy briefly. And again, he's not British or anything. Because why I say that, because this name is Ashley. And Ashley is a British name. There's some Brit. Ashley's I know. There's some Brits over there.

But in America, that is one of the most feminine names in America to name a girl. Oh, that is Ashley. It's Ashley. And I'm like, you are literally setting your son up for failure. There's a guy named, his name was Simon. And unfortunately, Simon carries some baggage. you're a fucking nerd if your name is Simon So really he went by his middle name David

Yeah absolutely absolutely yeah Absolutely if your name is Simon you're a fucking geek So he went by David I didn't I learned that his name was Simon way later Oh yeah dude Simon is a I mean come on think about the fucking Alvin the chipmunks Who was Simon? Yeah it's just a name that carries a very nerdy energy

I never I never thought of that because I knew Simons And like they were I don't know I don't really I don't really have the If your name's like Kyle or like Barry or like Todd, like the or hunt, like your name is Hunter, I'm not going to fuck with you. Because I understand that if you get mad, you might, you might go to an extent that I might not go to, you know,

that's why like the hunter at school was my friend. That was my friend, you know, so if anything went crazy, people like, you'll stay home. This generation. That's like the latest generations.

They'll do something. Because when I was growing up, the white kids didn't do nothing. Now they're all fucking, I'll show you and they get like swatsikas and shit and they start like doing real basketball, bro. They start playing real ball. I respect it. I'm team them. Not exactly, but sort of.

Okay. Okay. All right. I'm not, I'm not team where they end up, but I'm team. Hey, stand up for yourself, dude. But not like that way. Do you have any dudes named Esmeralda or something? Esmeral.

That's like super like feminine. The Cinderella is a Spanish name And they can't even Cinderella Ashley is as far as you can go I know a lot of dudes with the name Maria though That's another one that's not their first name

Not their first name But I know a lot of dudes named Maria for their middle name I know a lot I have a few colors named Maria That's not as bad That's different That's that's I don't know There's something about that

It seems more acceptable to me It's just man Perception It's so Especially when it comes to kids The studies The studies man when you have a shitty fucking name.

It's just like, and how people gravitate towards their names, too. It's really fucking weird. It's like naming somebody Bertha. If you named a woman Bertha, it's fucked up, but there's a big chance that she's going to be fat. Because psychologically, the kids will just fucking

bully her. It's a phenomenon. It's one of those phenomena that are like, really. It's real. I don't do with that. It's crazy. I think, no, this is not, you don't have to think it. It's just real. I don't know, man.

That is a repeatable, that is a repeatable stat that they've like repeatedly, like, studied for like a long time. I don't think it's 100%. It's, of course it's not 100%. It's not a lot of people, like surprisingly. Because my name is Kingston. I'm the, I am not even slightly anywhere near fucking regal. I'm a piece of shit. I'm an asshole.

You're such an asshole. You're such a retard. I'm not kingly. I don't present myself kingly. Yeah. Your name isn't king. If it was cool, though... I was called...

No, it's not. No, it's different. It makes sense. But listen, I will say, there are some nicknames. Like, what was it? Gloria, no nickname there. No nickname there.

Ashley, at the very least, Ash is kind of a cool fucking... Ash is a cool guy name. It's only cool because of Evil Dead. That's it. That's the reason why it's cool. No, I actually think it's kind of deep. I think it's kind of dope, to be honest.

I don't think he's dope at all. But if I named a kid, but if, but if I named a kid Ash, I wouldn't finish it. You know what I mean? I wouldn't, I wouldn't be like Ashley. Ashden. Ashton or Ashter. That's it. Ashter ill.

Asher ill, but Ashton is like, that's the least of finishing a name, you know. You don't name a dude. Ashton. Ashton is a rape name. Like, Ashton rapes people. Like, absolutely. Ashton is a dude. I want to bully all Ashton's.

I want to bully all. All Ashton's. Ashot's the kind of guy that always has, like, fucking K2 weed. And you're like, dude, why do you have this? This is this fucking, this is gas station weed. And you're like, yeah, I know. I'm like, don't smoke that, bro. Some fucking rogue Ashton's listening to this feeling like really.

Yeah. Fucking Ashton Couture. And he's rolling a K2 blunt right now to get high for 10 minutes and throw up for another hour. Fucking, Milakuni was like, hey, I discovered this new podcast, Ashton Coocher. It's called Snark. tank would you want to listen right now put it on in the card and literally right here right to the just skip the

timestamp fucking Ashton someone on YouTube puts the timestamp up all rapists are named Ashton I don't think so I'm with you guys Ashton not every rapist is an Ashton but every Ashton is a rapist I don't like that

Nome Gustav I don't like that The wild nature of that accusation is fucking awesome I can't wait to get some DMs from Sebastian's like what the fuck bro dude bro I got a DM what were you um Kings you were talking shit about we we were talking about something about Sudan or something in Africa yeah talking about what we're talking about in the Sudan like hiding he's like hiding he's like hiding he was fleeing someone was fleeing from Sudan fucking DM'd me was listening and I was like are you serious bro I was like are you serious

and he, like, sent me like a picture, like, showing his fucking journey. I'm like, what the fuck, dude? I was like, wait, I couldn't even remember. I was like, what did we talk about? I would have told him, like, look, nigger, get back to those salt minds. Get back to toss and salt in a hole, bro. That is not. No, no, no, no, no.

We need you where you're at. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is that real? I swear, okay. So I don't remember the context of everything, but this dude, he messes me right here. And he says, fleeing Sudan through the Egyptian border. And he's like, is this a good place to disconnect my headphones? And I was like, I don't get the reference.

I don't really remember exactly what we were saying. He sends me a picture of like the, I guess the border or whatever, like where they're getting shit done. Oh my God. And I was like, is this for real? And then he sends me the journey on the map of like, you probably can't see his two. And I was like, what the fuck? That is amazing. What are the fucking odds?

What are the fucking odds? What are the odds? They just popped in my head right now. I forgot about that shit. I hope he makes it, man. That's it. I mean, I think he's good. I mean, he apparently is listening.

He's, uh, he hasn't been blown up. I don't even know, um, I mean, shit, man. It's rough over there in North Africa, bro. It's fucking rough. Unless you're in Morocco. But I guess he'll be out right. Everywhere is wild except for Morocco. Morocco is just chilling.

He'll be all right in Egypt. You know, if you go on Egypt, you'll be all right. Yeah. All these fucking Egypt niggas are all on a 90-day fiancés. So they're doing all right. They're doing all that reality TV show shit. Oh, yeah, Egypt's fine. Morocco's fine.

Everywhere else. Yeah, Morocco. Tunisia's cool. Everywhere else is kind of crazy. Yeah. Yeah. A little more south. It's a little weird.

I mean, unfortunately. I hate that. And then you have, like I said, I don't want to bring these billionaires back into there, but these, just like 5% of their money would fix them.

Help a lot of shit, bro. Step in, make some militia group, like going crazy, but like, look, guys, y'all got one chance.

Stop for real. They don't listen. I'm like, I. Go in. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go do what you got to do.

That's it. Let's say, it's it. You just pay these militia niggas do some money and they'll go home. No, they won't. They won't go home. They won't go home. They won't go home. In fact, they'll stick around until you lead.

They're getting that kind of money. You give you giving 50 million, $50 million? Give them $50 million. Oh, I'm going to go like live how I've never even imagined ever living ever. They're going to spend that on. on weapons and they're going to come back and take the place, bro. We've proven. We've proven that's what happens exactly.

As America, we've been to prove it that literally. Hey, I don't know, man, because remember Somalia was like all fucked up and it was like a baron and then they actually kind of got. I'm not going to get into it. They tried. They tried. I think they tried. But whatever.

Whoa, what we got there? Is that for your penis gloves? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's very cool for my cervix punch. That's very cool. I cannot believe you just said. Are those penis gloves? That's very cool.

Do you know when I was young? I wanted to invent a beanie for your weener. And I was going to call it the weenie-beanie. And I was like, that's a gold mine. Or call it a beener. And you would sell, no, you can't do that. So you call it a beanie wee-a-a-a-weenie, a weeny-a-weeny. Sorry, a weenie-been.

And you sell it at the Spincers. You know that store at the malls that has a little stupid fucking six-old and shit? That's probably like that people would buy a lot of those. They would. Why can't you call it a beiner? Come on, man. A beiner? Yeah.

Like the Mexican slur? Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, fucking never. Anyway. Yeah, you never called Lily that one before? Never, actually. I never called her that before.

Has she ever called you the N-word, like hard R? She's never called me that when we weren't, not during sex. She's always said it during sex She's never said it any other time That yo you guys You're into that You're into that? I'm kidding honey I'm kidding

I'm kidding That sounds like That sounds like a way to say something true While hiding under the guys of a joke So exactly That's exactly what's happening right now We're gonna move on the questions She's never called me the N-word

She's never I tried to record her calling me And use it as blackmail And then she found out And she chose not to I was like honey I'll buy you any sort of Sephora set you want

If you call me N-Rid right now I'll buy you anyone you want And she was like I honestly don't feel comfortable calling you that that's not okay and she didn't do it and i was like damn you passed the can i tell you something can i tell you something honestly if i was dating like uh a woman who had a ton of money and she she said something like that to me said like call me if you i'll buy i'll buy you a ton of shit if you call me this you couldn't stop me i'd be she wouldn't even be done with the request

by the time i had said everything you know what i mean like i would have said everything i can for me as someone who's been made sure but someone that called them that once that said it can't be unsaid. Oh, come on. Shut the fuck up. In this, in this scenario? No, 100%. No, no, no, no.

In this scenario, in this scenario. Chris, it's a little different. But once you say that, that it cannot be unsaid. That is something that you just don't say. You just don't say something like that to somebody. Even if it's like, oh, say and I'll do this. It's like, don't say it. No, don't call my bluff then.

And I would wage your money two years later. It wouldn't be a thing. Well, you know what? If it's like a month, here's what I don't like about it. What I don't like about that is I'm calling your blood and then you can't believe you were going to do that. I was like, okay, well, you're the dishonest person.

Oh, yeah, you're right. It's not my fault that you chose a really dumb way to display your dishonesty to me and the world. You think I care? I think you're right. I agree with you. But once you say some shit like that, things change. That is how it works.

I think if you were doing it in a derogatory. relationship is yes if your relationship is fragile then yeah oh pay money for this because I'm telling you if I'm a white guy and then I'm dating a black woman and then she proposes money I will give you X amount of money to say this

I am turning into Adam Driver and black Klansman that scene goes hard bro he's really good at that scene that might be my favorite scene ever like telling I want to tell kids that's Kylo Rinn like I want to be like hey did you see the delete a scene from a force awakens or whatever how would that is in the middle of a place where he's

on a flat fucking flannel with on earth that's guy where it was fucking paved streets some kids are stupid it up to fall for that shit dude they'll fall for it there's some kids stupid of the ball i just don't say certain things you know like i've i've dated all around the color spectrum and i've never used slurs to them because i'm like that's even if it's a joke of course not of course not even as even as like a if lily if lily if lily said the around me, I would never have a problem with it because I was like, whatever, dude, you're Mexican, most, I've heard most of your cousins say nigger often, you know, like it's not a big deal, but I understand she's like, that's not our relationship.

I would never say that word, too, because that word is, that's a derogatory phrase. I'm not calling you a human, so I understand why. I respect it. Whatever. Let's move on. Let's move on. Yeah, let's do it. Hey, EDP in the cupcakes.

Michael Pekin wrote in. He says, I recently did. get a favor for a friend who owns a tattoo shop and they have offered to give me a tattoo for free. He's a good artist, so I figured why not. Is this will be my first tattoo? Any tips for what I should get? I thought maybe my favorite band or something from gaming related that left an impact. Any and all advice would be appreciated. And yes, Snark Tank logo is an option. Do not get the Snartank logo tattoo. Do not do that. That is too much responsibility. That's too much responsibility.

I disagree with these gentlemen. I always think it is flattering. I have, I can't believe that some dumb idiots. I still do appreciate them though, but my old band. There's a few tattoos out there of my old band on there. The thing is, I would only say don't get it now. I would say if we secured like a Keith David as a guest or something or something that's just so fucking wild, yes, then I'd be like, go get that motherfucker. So maybe not your first tattoo, but down the road, if we become.

prestigious enough, worthy enough. First, man, first tattoos, I, I, I, I, I, I, this is my advice. Someone has a lot of fucking tattoos. Just don't overthink it. I think you get the thing that excites you the most when you see it. There's something like, it was like when I saw fucking, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Mr. Sparkle, uh, you know, from the Simpsons.

Like I was like, because I was like, I was like, I've been to get Bender. I think I should get Bender. And then I saw Mr. Sparkle was like, that, it just, It clicks. I'm getting this shit. I'm getting, it's one of those things, man. So it's kind of hard to, like,

you already, he laid the foundation, like, oh, should I get one of my favorite, like bands or something from a video game? Like, all right, good direction.

What fucking pops in your head immediately when you think about your favorite band or your favorite fucking video game or whatever the fuck? I mean, can't go wrong with that shit. Or what is something

that you've loved for a long time, at least, you know, like something that you've loved this for years. Your boyfriend or something. You know, you get your boyfriend's name. Get your boyfriend's name.

and his social security Get your boyfriend's name right above your fucking right above your hips Get a transcript of your boyfriend's name Get your boyfriend's name Tattooed up and around your labia and or shaft Yeah, I like that That's a good idea Tattooed labia sound crazy

That's yeah That's gotta be It's gonna be pretty fucking painful Oh you know you should get you should get the um The uh the the Lord of the Rings Um the calligraphy of the ring of power around your asshole. I think that would be sick as fuck.

That's hilarious. That's a good idea, honestly. If it wasn't such a fucking, so it's a good idea, but a bad idea at the same time. Like, listen, I would say, I don't know, everybody's got different methodologies. Like, that's Derek's methodology. It's why he's got Mr. Sparkles fucking on his, on his,

where do you have it on your leg, right? Yeah, my ankle somewhere around. Yeah, he's got Mr. Sparkles. on it's like, I, uh, I think about something. It's like, if I, if I want a tattoo for a long enough time, then I'll get it. Like, I usually give it, like, I'll usually give it. If I, if I want the same exact tattoo for like over a year, then I go ahead and get it. You know what I mean?

Like, it's, it's not really, it's not that big of a deal. I used to be like way longer. I used to think, I used to think about tattoos for like five years. You know what I mean? But now I would get older. I'm like, I don't know if I have that kind of time. But I have both of what. Your suggestions are I have, I have my favorite band on my arm, and I have my favorite video game, sort of, on my, on my wrist.

You got a, they're simple. Yeah, right. And, uh, uh, uh, biococococ. Yeah, I couldn't think of anything good. See, unlike, I like you to, I want to go to heaven. So I'm not going to mark up my body. So I can be saved. I specifically did this.

I specifically did this to avoid heaven. I seek salvation in the Lord's name So that's why haven't marked my body I put any of those fucking demonic ass symbols I see salvation Your friend's gonna wish Wish for hell and you're fucked either way My friend is gonna be me

It's gonna be me my friend is gonna be like Hey I don't think I have any friends That would do some fuck shit like that I wish hell was real and it's where it which can't be reversed And he's walks off that's it come All right let's let's move Let's move on. Uncle Ben's chest wrote in.

He says, hey, fellas. So who's going to shoot their shot to get logic on the podcast? I seriously believe he'd be down and a good fit for an episode. Thanks for the distraction. That would be pretty crazy. I could have. I'd freak out. I'd freak out.

I would love to do it. You're not wrong. I would love to get logic. Maybe I'll message him. Maybe I'll DM him. I mean, why? I mean, they always say shoot a shot. I literally

I sent a bunch I set a bunch of messages to musicians I wanted to work with and a couple of them got back to me and I'm like it was so it's no business some of these people

I have no business talking to them but like you just never know who's gonna answer yeah yeah yeah exactly like a why not yeah oh my god I've been a kind of logic for so long like I can't do that I'd be like yo dude

well if you'll do it what's Bobby Tarantino one is a fucking fire ass movement under pressure Are you good I can't believe I forgot to mention this I wanted to bring it up

because I felt like we were gonna have a ball talking about this that fucking Have you seen that autistic doctor show Have you seen the clips of that show Dude the first season's really good though What?

No what you're talking about So Derek Derek So there's There's a You have surprised You haven't seen it But yeah

I don't I've missed a lot of things right now dude Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me. I'll make fun of it. I'll send you a clip of this show. I mean, it's awesome already. You have to see it. Oh, my God. I have to. There's so many, there's so many memes now. Really? I haven't seen anything, man. I think I've been just too busy doing shit. Like, I got to, I really got to take my, like, mini vacation order. Damn it. I can't find, like, all of it is just remixes now. It was unavoidable before. Remix. But hold on, let me say, I tweeted about it.

Let me see if I could find it. So there's this show called the Good Doctor. Yeah. Okay, I found it. I'm going to send it to you. I'm going to send it to you in this chat, okay? Okay. It's, yeah, here, right here.

In the chat in the Riverside. I, it's a show about an autistic doctor. And his whole thing, it's like he's just profoundly autistic, but he's a surgeon. Oh, I've seen his face, like, cry i didn't know what that was his face like he's like yeah yeah like i've been seeing that okay okay okay uh yeah but keep going no no it's just i i i've said you haven't seen so many of these clothes because there's an amazing there's an amazing sequence where he's in like a he's in a like a bodega and he's like feeling up an orange or something and then like some guy with a gun

runs in and he goes put your fucking you know he did this is a robbery and then he's too autistic to comply like he just came to and he's He says, give me your wallet. He goes, but you said put your hands where I can see them. And my hands, if I put them in my pocket, you won't see them. And it's, it would be like if Sheldon was twice as autistic, but somehow a surgeon. Oh, my God. That's fucking snot rocket, bro.

I can't. Yo, that's, we got an episode there. We got an episode there. That's the got to be the end the episode. Cut. Thank you guys. Tune into the podcast. We appreciate it.

Everyone will help us out. You go to patreon.com.com at the Snark Tank. That's, that's it. That's the end of the episode where that is, that was, I can't believe that happened live, bro. Oh, that's it. Good night, guys. It looked animated. It didn't look real.

The idea of just, like, Sheldon times two autism is, it's just, it's too, that's too, that's too much autism. I don't think you can be that on, like, that's, It's crazy. Like the actual seat, and then he gets a woman shot because he doesn't comply with the mugger. It's the, it is, but he's the good doctor,

you know, he's like an amazing surgeon. Is he like, could you really, like, is this a comedy? I don't know. Stop.

Sweetie loves it. It's a good. The first season's very fucking good, bro. It's a good show the first season. Hey, I know that Asian guy. Uh,

Daniel Daykin, usually. The kid, well, yeah, that guy's gonna be Firelight Ozai in the movies. Oh, right, right.

The show. But, right? Yeah, what a fucking jawline. I forgot about this. What do you mean the movie? I thought it was a show. They're making an average movie.

No, they're not that. I thought it was a show. I thought the whole thing was like a series. Oh, no, sorry. The live, the live action shows

movie, they're making animated movies for the future. But they're, and that kid is the Willy Wonka. That kid was a kid from Willie Wonka. The Kid was a kid from Willy Wonka in the Chalka Factory. or Charlie in the chocolate factory.

Yeah, Charlie in the Chocolate Factory. Yeah. It's so funny. It sucks because he, it's so heartbreaking because he is a good surgeon. He's just, he has ultimate autism. He doesn't have mental retardation, but he's very autistic. He's very autistic. Like, I was watching this, I was watching like some close of it, and I'm just like, this is, this feels, look, I don't.

Stop. That's not what he's doing, you asshole. Look, go, go, go, go. I don't know how... I don't know how... Stop. I don't know. Come on, dude.

Come on. That's like being all dead horse, dog. Come on. That's just not the move, buddy. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. I don't know how... So here's the thing. I was watching clips of the show and I was like, this, if I was autistic, I would feel offended by this.

Like, this feels like a really bad representation of people with autism. That's not that's not that's not that's not baseline autism Chris. That's not just being autistic. No, I know, but it's too autistic to be a surgeon also. So like that's kind of the, that's kind of the problem. Well, why? Well, why he's he's socially in that surgeons don't do that. He's honest shit though when it comes to surgery. So what's like scalpel. Kingston. That's not what he's doing. Derek, you're piece of shit. You're so you guys are fucking mons. No, we're not a monster. Look, I'm not a monster. I literally just doing what he did in that scene. That's all I've seen. He's literally crying, Derek. You're having a tism tantrum.

Kingston, Kingston, tisom tantrum. Kingston, listen, there is a scene where he's doing surgery and then he goes, no, no, no. And I'm not even exaggerating. And he just runs out of the surgery. He runs out of the operating room. That's not a good surgeon. Yeah, no, he is a good surgeon, Chris, because he couldn't, he couldn't do that surgery but I watched the show

but someone else could he's like I can't do this I said no I can't I can't I can't do it so he's not because he can't communicate correctly look I'm not autistic so I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna stand up for this because I don't know I don't know how the tisms deal with with their problems I don't know how I am I don't know how they're gonna gather what where do I watch this show at uh HBO it's on HBO it's oh of course it's HBO no no it's not it was HB and word debut in NWR with HBO It's on what you call it? It's on Hulu.

Oh, damn, I haven't logged into my Hulu in a long time. I don't have a Hulu anymore. Oh, man. Anyway. Satan! Stop. I am a surgeon. It's such a weird.

There's a scene where he's getting beat up in a fucking bar, too, and he's on the ground, and he looks up and he says, I am a surgeon. Like, it is the craziest thing I ever seen. Oh, no. I don't know if I can watch this show, respect. respectively. Dude, I'm so excited to watch it. You know what it reminded me about? It reminded me of, do you ever see One Tree Hill? No, but you showed us that one scene.

That's, it reminds me of that scene. It reminds me of that scene with the dog eating the man's heart off the floor. That's fucking awesome. Like, it is so, it is so absurd. Like the idea, it's like, let's have a show about a profoundly autistic doctor who can't do surgery, but they let him anyway. No, no, no, no. One tree hill. One tree hill is. I'm not, never mind.

I watched way too much of that show because I had a sister growing up. I had an older sister, so she'd watch bullshit. I wonder what that's like. It was her fault while I started watching stuff like that. And I was like, I'm just going to keep what this is what I watch. Okay. You know, shut up.

Shut up. You don't fucking judge me, assholes. That's so funny. I had a 12-year-olded sister, right? That's what happens. Yeah, all right. Kingston, it's so funny.

I would know. About his older sister. Cool. Thanks, man. Hey, Chris, when you go home, you can hug your mom, remember that's cool. All right. Yeah. You never went for you guys.

Yeah, I know. It still sucks. It's still missing. Can I? I mean, it's a little different. You know? Chris, Chris,

on Mother's Day, you know, that just passed. Everybody's like, hey, I love you, mom. And I'm sitting down like,

dang, that's crazy. That's a pretty weird day for me. Yo, guys, is there a fucking, sorry, sorry,

is there fucking, uh, I just, I literally, I just, what are you saying? media button out of curiosity. Sure. And there's like a fucking, I think there's a sound drop thing, like where we could

fucking like put drops in the, in the fucking idea. That's so crazy. I'm sorry. Wait, what are you talking about? You know, oh, in Riverside? Sorry. Yeah, there's just like, what the fuck? I didn't, I didn't even notice that. Like, there's like stuff. I don't see it. Oh, oh, I see. He is a surgeon. He is a surgeon. He is a surgeon. He is a surgeon. He. He is. Anyway, let's try and get a... Are you guys still talking about the Tizzle guy?

Yeah, let's try and... Well, I want to move on to some more questions. I want to get some more of these out, because there's a lot of questions. Yeah, I'm tired of... I'm tired of talking about Tizum. I actually think next episode should just be all questions sincerely, like actually, because we've got a lot to get through. I agree. Yeah.

I agree. All right. Let's, uh... Antonio... Antonio Bandonio. Bandonio. Antonio Bandonio? Antonio Bandonio?

I guess that's what it is. Asking this again, what's up, Pachiao, Foreman, and Jones Jr. I've been a fan since Chris was drinking bleach in New York, and I've got a pretty good question. Nice. Would you do a contest involving gay covers to see who makes the best gay cover slash music video? I personally would love to throw my hat in the ring. I hope everybody but Sweeney has a nice day. Thank you, Antonio, Fandonia.

Unnecessary shot at Sweeney there. Oh, Tony. I hope your dog was missing. He knew you were going to say that. He said, I like the idea. He knew you were going to say that. And he said, I hope you wake up in the middle of the night to piss and stub your pinky toe on the hardest surface. That's crazy.

That's a piss. I hope you wake up in a middle of night too piss. Like pissing myself, someone pissing on me, or the idea of piss. Hopefully all three. All three at once. Piss. You know somebody pissed on you while you're sleeping and then you pee in your dream because you just think that's what's happening? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's so stupid. I like the idea of the contest, man. What would be the winner? What would the winner get? Wait, is it us or is it a fan? No, it's a fan contest. See, who can make the best gay cover. See, the thing that I'm worried about is,

the thing that I'm worried about is I don't want people encroaching onto our territory. It's like that Breaking Bad episode. where it's like, stay out of my, stay in my territory. And they got DMZ playing in the background. I, we, this is fine. It's, I don't know, it's kind of like people would send me suggestions for musicals all the time. You know what I mean? Like, that's part of why I stopped fucking doing it.

Because I would get just constant messages. And, like, I would think they were just, like, fans trying to get in contact with me or, like, trying to show me something cool. But really, it was just, like, a pitch for something. And some of them were decent, but they were also so decent and so actually, like, above the threshold of average into being like kind of good that I didn't feel comfortable doing him anymore. You know what I mean? Because I'm not going to

take somebody else's idea. Or at least back then. Now I will. Now I'll steal fucking everything you got. But back then... I got an idea. We can control it by we... Everybody tries to do the same song. So basically

it's like every... We select the one song and who has the best version of it wins. Because then that just completely narrows it down to where it's like, all right. here's this one song and then that's it. And I think it should be rap god. That is the hardest one. That's too much, too much.

That'd be good though. I want to try to do rap. I don't want to do the entire thing of rap guy. I just want to do that one part. Or no, you know what it would be a good one? The song he made, logic and freaking, what you call me, to get a song together that, like, homicide. Oh, oh, oh.

Because homicide's a good song. That's a lot of, that's the people. people most people can't rap that well that's true that's a lot that's let's assume i feel like it should be more of something that's like homicide would be good man if you made a gay period of that it'd be amazing because it'd be a lot of really good wordplay that's homosexual it's too much it's too like i just don't i don't have confidence in people's cadence and enunciate i don't have i don't have confidence that's too much like the fucking the chorus itself is too much it's it's too much.

Yeah, it is. Like, people would struggle with that shit. Yeah, it's hard. It's hard to even repeat it in general. It's a, it's good, though. I like, I like that song. No, I would say it would be like rock or something. I, I've, maybe, maybe I think for an extra ammo, we should work it out.

Yeah. You should work it out for an extra ammo. And that'd be great. That'd be great. I think it would be fun. We'll, we'll figure out everything. The, the, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the winner will get, like, newds of Sweeney or something

something like that. like that. In whichever way. Yeah, yeah, exactly that. I picture my wreck, I don't mind. That's fine. What about just like, well, we'll just keep it, we'll keep it like PG-13 where it's just like male cameltoe.

You have like boxers on? Yeah, me would a vainer. Me with a fucking vaneer, bro. There you go. There you go. Dude. Like, my dick's so hard. You could see me passing out an image.

Does he get you like, Cialis? And he just getting fucking. Just fucking, you know, the maximum damage. That would be pretty good. Maximum damage. Yeah, yeah. That'll be good. That'll be a good extra ammo and all that shit.

All right. Let's move on. So this guy's name is, uh, his name is a little, little nigg planet. and his stupid that's so stupid it's so stupid

it's so fucking dope isn't that mask it like in that mascot black too essentially he's not black he's like a he's like a burlap sack

he's like a grayish brown that's pretty brown he's like gray as brown he's so stupid and he says hey guys new patron here welcome welcome for a little Nick Planet

what's up man Do you have any Do you guys have any relatives that have shared any wild Or out-of-pocket beliefs, opinions that have caused you to view them differently? I found out that my dad watches Andrew Tate recently And my heart damn near sank in a nuttack when I heard Have a good one Your dad?

That's crazy Not your brother or something Not your brother but you're fucking dead Damn That's crazy Have a few of my uncles that are Farrakhan niggas And I'm like, oh no You got in-o-a people?

Mm-hmm Damn Yeah. That's crazy. You know what's crazy? You know, it's crazy. You know, it's crazy. And it's crazy.

What? One of them is Hispanic. He's not even a black person. Damn. He's Latino. And he's fucking, but that nigga don't know he's not black, I guess.

I guess so. I guess so. Damn. Yeah, it's crazy. Like hearing them talk, it's like, when they talked about that big-headed d nigga

with the large head, the one that made white people, and I'm like, what are you talking about? Fucking Malcolm X, no, no, tired about that and I was like, no disrespect

to the NOA, or the N.O.A. You don't want to get fucking blasted. That's why. They put in work. They put in work. They're not like the other groups that just say stuff. No. They'll do it. So no disrespect to you guys. But I choose to have different beliefs. Yours are welcome to be held. And dare I say, they may even be right.

As long as you leave me alone. As long as you leave me alone. All right. Yeah. I have no disrespect to the N-O-I. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, because I don't, I don't want to get blasted either. That's, you know, but yeah, you guys, you guys, you do you. Yeah, yeah. I respect your beliefs.

When we do our pilgrimage back to Africa, I will join you guys. That's so funny. His dad listens to Angie. That's, I don't feel like people pass like, uh, around my age. It should be like that and below. You know what I'm saying? Like, that should be listening to like Andrew Tate, anyone that's like, adult, a fully grown adult, and they already have a job and kids and all this shit?

Like, what the fuck could you gain from him? If I'm being serious, even our age is too old for that shit, if I'm being very honest. Well, I agree. I totally agree. I'm just being a little bit reasonable, I guess, just trying to give it a little bit of wiggle room. Because, like, think someone in their 30s may not be established and they're, like, still trying to find their way in life or something. And the top G comes to rescue.

Top G. What does he even, what does he offer to a full grown-ass man? The mentality. What is he offer? the mentality, dude. Maybe the feeling of... You could traffic women, too. It might be the feeling of saving the youth

in ways that you can't because you're too old and impotent. I don't really know. I have no idea. Maybe. Yeah, I don't know. Let's try and get two more. Are we good?

To move on to... Yeah, we're good because, yeah, because, yeah, my family's just basic Christian shit. Yeah, that's kind of my thing. It's like, I found out that, like, some of my cousins were way more Christian or way more religious than I thought they were growing up, but like

I don't know, that's about it, really. All right, let me see, let me see, let me see. Oh my God, there's so many. Okay, so Sweeney dapped me up outside a 7-Eleven, this is A-O-Skitsodylans. You remember that? I might do.

Outside of 7-Eleven. He's lurking. You know, they're doing none in the particular is lurking. Yeah, just being a lurk. He don't his ass up, dude. Trying to rob somebody, probably. Yeah. Anyway, he says, have you ever considered bringing patrons onto the show?

The way I would see it, it's the main three boys that are in a Discord voice chat that is close to everyone else. And, yeah, I mean, so I've thought about this, but, like, it would be fairly infrequent. It would be, like, maybe, like, maybe an extra ammo for, like, maybe, like, once a month maximum. like maybe not even that often necessarily, but I think it would be kind of a good idea. It's just getting the logistics of capturing everything and kind of organizing like where the audio goes and how to record audio while hearing each other while also being split through Discord. It's a whole thing. We do it for Sacred Simple sometimes when we do call in shows, but that's really just me and a caller. So it's less confusing with the audio.

With three people and a caller could get a little rowdy. But it would be interesting to get, like, one episode where we just kind of get people in. Like one person to ask a question, and then another person ask a question, and then, like, you know, kick him out when they're done just so it's not a fucking cacophony. I've thought about this. Some type of extra ammo shit. I kind of like that. Yeah, I think that would be a good idea. So, yeah, we'll probably do that.

I don't know when. I would imagine probably... Good suggestion, nigger. Yeah. Good suggestion. My internal clock with that stuff is probably like July Because June I'm going to be traveling a lot May I've just got a lot of catch-up work to do

July is the time that I feel like would be best to do Start organizing how to do that Yeah, big deal, who cares about your fucking move I just want to beat my deck off mess it Hey, who's gonna hate moving Hades is gonna hate All right One last one? Yeah, one last one

Let me look for Make sure I got a good one Let's see, let's see, I got a good one Let's see. Okay. Can you feel that? Okay. Papa Jesus wrote and says,

Hey there, my boys. I have a fun and whimsical hypothetical for you. Would you rather have a 20% chance of coming every time you fart? Or have a 2% chance of immediately shitting every time you come. Enjoy the rest of your day. The shitting one. You would rather shit? No.

I'd rather, I'd rather, I'd rather every time I come, the 2% chance I might come, I shit. So you might shit your pants every There's a 2% chance that you'll shit your pants every time you bust Yeah, I don't know that That's insane I I see 20% chance you come every time you sneeze

That is crazy He said every time you fart which is probably more frequent than You're gonna come your pants way too many times I that's all right It's better than shitting in a situation where you have to come Wear a condom You just wear a condom and you're fine right Just wear a condo.

You just have a condom on your soft dick. My boy has got a resting condom on, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some shit happens through some means we got to take Derek's pants up. It's like, Derek, why you got a dry condom on? And you got to explain your fucking condition. Every sometimes when I sneeze, I come. You're like, what?

Every single time. And you just come. Every single moment. Did he say sneeze or did you say fart? Oh, you fart? You fart. Every time you fart, I come. Every time I fart, bro. They're giving you an enema, you got to fart.

You got to, oh, man, here we go. You think the doctor would believe you, or you'd be like, you're just a fucking asshole? No, I swear. And what happened is you eat some gassy food. You lay down on a table. You're like, watch. You fart five times, and one of the times you get to maximum reckons and come. Like, it's like a volcano.

That's kind of cool. That's not, yeah, see, I don't even see that as a negative, actually. I think that's pretty cool. Now you're doing it's just like it's just like pleasure and relief. So the other one is you may be smashing your fucking your significant other and all of a sudden you shit your pants. I know before you come. Two percent is very small, but it will hit one time. Before you're about to blast off, you go and you sit down on the toilet.

That that's that. So yeah, you have her sit on your dick and on the on the toilet. Exactly. It's a double spot. And he's like, all right. And you've, but it's only a 2% chance, but I don't know. What if that you, what if you keep, what if you get that 2% chance 100% of the time? Because that's possible, you know.

The odds of that, the R&G that would have to come into that fucking, because that's essentially, you would have to, you would you do go to Vegas? If you fucking, if you hit that level, like, you have to fucking gamble. Every time, every single time you come, you shit. And you're like, it's a 2% chance, but I've got it every time. There's no way it's just by default. It's not a 2% chance anymore. That'd be so fucking crazy.

To the point, you just don't come anymore. Yeah, I wouldn't. I'd say, probably would stop coming until like, you know, maybe like a doctor, because, you know, the doctor's like, oh, your prostate's really unhealthy. So you got to come or you might get cancer or some shit or whatever the fuck. I don't know how long that takes, but apparently you've got to keep the pipes clean to have healthy prostate. I'm assuming after while. You've got to come.

You've got to come. You've got to come. You got to show your pants. I get it. All right. I hated this. You chose it, bitch. I mean, it was, it was all, it was everything else is, everything else is a paragraph.

Everything else is so long. It was the quickest thing I could use. So, so let's, let's move on. Let's, uh, I don't know, get the fuck out of here. Thanks for coming to the Stark Tank podcast. Come over, support us at a Patreon.com. slash a snark tank there's extra stuff over there fuck you i'm gonna read the twenty five dollar patrons now

um uh count me down three two one your bestest your bestest this what is this your bestest friend okay that's cool thanks sucks a man who got fired for playing

gaydeo active on the PA system I didn't tell you to do that I hope that's real yeah I didn't tell you to do that uh... gay nickel back gay nickelback be like look at this photo of ass every time I do it makes me come

that that's so not low effort it's insane looking at something looking at an image and coming from it is so so I love I love how fucking low effort that is that's that that

that almost loops around a picture that makes you come there's this photo you look at it like uh oh you come your pants do you remember when that's a delicious ass Do you remember when that was like enough? Never. It was never enough as a picture. You've never been able to be jerk off to a picture?

Yes, but not just come looking at a picture. No, that's never been true for anybody. But like, I mean, I mean just like the idea. No, it is for some. I can't, I can't fathom. Like, a picture is not enough now, like at all. Like, it's just like, what the fuck is this? A non-moving image?

What a waste. Get this the fuck away from me. It's almost. I don't. I don't see your cervix. I can't come. She's not crying. I can't come.

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It's an assault. That's crazy. It's really fucking horrible, bro. Pieces of shit trying to fuck with them. Yeah, this is definitely the podcast to talk about it. My name is Chris Ray. Like, not 10 minutes ago, we were like making fun of a retarded surgeon. No, you guys were.

I was not. You were too, Kingston. You were too. Derek, edit it so he does it too. Use AI. Edit it, edit it so he does it too. Feed, feed Kingston. I was not.

Feed Kingston's AI into 11 labs and the AI and then make it say horrible things and then add it in. The worst shit. It's crazy. It's still not as bad as me though. Yeah, it's still somehow not as bad. My name is Chris Reagan and I hate the gays. Doc Jenkins and the tism schism. Damn it, Sweeney, how many times do you have to tell you to stop sending me news of your girlfriend when I'm reading the credits?

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That's crazy. It's because we're from America, you fucking dumb, nigga. You idiot, fuck. Puerto Rico is America, but yeah. Piss, Puerto Rico's not continental U.S. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, but it is America.

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Ah. That's fucking funny as shit. Limp biscuit and gravy? off my eyes Chris you're not autistic you have ADHD and there's a lot of overlap it's unfortunate

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I can't I can't read that name without without being forceful in the delivery it seems it seems like aggressive

uh yeah the sounds of mommy and Daddy fighting downstairs but is drowned out by Derek and Sween's slang argument. Randy McNally is ready to make nutty in a hose bussy from Tennessee. Jackson DuPont, badly brave to the rhythm of Bulls-on parade. Come on command.

Ethereum. I'm pretty cool. Sween. Tween. What is it? Sween, take the fucking mic out of your mouth when you talk or get a pop filter. Jesus. He actually has a pop filter, but it doesn't matter.

He has a pop filter. He's actually the only one of us with a pop filter and it still somehow doesn't matter. yeah anyway oh and uh $400 mic you know right exactly he's been fucking pretending to buy this mic for years

um get over it get over it I'll put the mic in my mouth every time right what are you gonna do about and what are you gonna do about it and as always rounding out our list

the ever the ever the ever illustrious uh king of haphazard thank you all for your undying support we very much appreciate you

um um please too call me dill do do do deep on the throat All right, all right, all right. We're going to get, it's going to get, it's going to get flagged on iTunes and, and, and, and, and Spotify, if there's too much, there's too much of it. There's too much of it.

Actually, I have to talk to muddy up the waveform. They haven't, they have not done anything with that song. Oh, really? It is not submitted to any stores. It's not been distributed. We should copyright it. I literally could put it up. Yeah, we should, we should put it.

For real, we should put it up and then flag chats. streams when he puts it on what kind of pieces of shit are you guys what kind of pieces of shit I'm out of here good night all right we'll see it I think it's a good

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player all right Dr. Hun. Dr. Hun!