The Snark Tank - #154: "Greece is in Central Italy"

Episode Date: May 23, 2023

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I'm not going to have kids because I like smoking weed. It's me donkey cars. You ever shoved wheat up your ass, Mario? Get high faster. Have you ever, for some reason I heard a wheat? Just pure wheat. I mean, I bet we can gas like kids

in like smoking wheat. Let's not. One of my friends bought oregano one time. I'm not a friend. I knew him. I wouldn't say he's a friend. I kind of hope that could get hit by a bus. But I knew some kid that bought oregano and smoked.

And I was like, dude, that's oregano. Before I even, like, we were even smoking weed. We were, like, smaller. He was like, that's oregano, dude. Is he Italian? No, he was Italian. He would have known. No, he would have known exactly.

No, no, no, no, no, no. You're missing the point. Maybe they in Italy smoke oregano. Yeah, they don't. Right. I forgot about that in fact. How do you know? Have you been to Italy?

No, my grandmother has. It's a northern Italy. She's never said anything about that. Most people go to South Italy. They don't go to Northern Italy. That's where they smoke it. Yeah, yeah. Those people don't really go to South.

This people go to Northern Italy. Isn't Greece in like Central Italy? No, most people abs. Isn't Greece in Central Italy? That's like Northern, right? Oh, my God. I don't know. I'm being very real.

Oh, my God. I don't know. That is a wild statement. Sorry, not Greece. Wow. Isn't Rome. Isn't Rome in what you call near Northern Italy? I'm mistaken.

That camera move is that? I hate that. Bro, okay, okay, no, all the, the stuff,

people, the, southern Italy is where Rome is. Closer to the Mediterranean. I don't give a, dude, like, you being,

you being a shock means zero. Like, I know most times that people are like, people are like, oh, man, I don't give. fuck about a nation that like chose to skip on the team halfway through a war you know I don't care where anything is located in that place they're cowards this is it's not

it's it's just like the Italy as a whole it's the fourth of the country inside of another country I miss because I don't know for ever since I was little this is this is just me where's Africa is that like the South Bronx it's it's an insane what you call it Rome Rome or Rome always seemed like a place that would be in Greece to me, because Greece seemed like a place, like things like that would happen. This is from what I was always told. This is what I was told.

Stop talking. Because I felt like Italy would be. Stop talking. No, it's, it's, no, you're, I'm trying to help you. It's really not that stupid. It's just me just being confused about things. It's really stupid. It's really stupid.

It's extremely stupid. It's really, it's really, it's really. Chris, it's, I'm trying to help you. It's, Chris, Chris, Chris, you have said things. Take my life line. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, you have said. Chris, you have said things that have made me go home and write in my journal. All right.

Yeah. This is the podcast. What are you a 16 year old girl? What are you doing? No, I'm a dude. That's trying to fix problems in myself, all right? You guys see? I'm going to get it.

You're about to get a house with patty mayonnaise or some shit? Hold on. Maybe I am, man. The reason, the reason, the reason, I'm not, it's not an attack. I'm literally trying to save you. All you just did was prove that when I say something stupid, you don't help me. You don't throw me a lifeline at all. I'm trying to throw you a lifeline at all.

I'm trying to throw you a life line. I look and I watch. I'm trying to help you. Stop saying, stop talking about geography, please. We got to move on. That's pretty crazy. There's a lot of important things to get to this week. There's a lot of, there's a lot of important things to get to this week.

Hold that thought for two seconds, two seconds. Okay. A swing, turn down your gain a little bit. The game side? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. He raises it every day for some reason. Is it better now?

You need markers on your shit. It is better, but you need to put some markers on that shit. So it's going to be the same every time we do it. Do you change it? Why do you change it? All jokes aside, I'm being deadest right now, I did not just change my game. Nothing changed. I swear, like, I swear on my life.

I swear on my life, nothing changed. Because the knob was at as low as it could be. And I tried to move it and nothing happened. Oh my God, there's switches. You sound like. Kingston, there are switches on your mic. This one for minus 20 and there's one for zero. I haven't touched anything on my mic.

I don't touch my mic. I just turn it on But is it better now? Cut to a compilation Is it better for what you just said? Cut to a compilation of every time Kingston's ever touched his mic on the podcast And it's like a 10 to 20 minute long straight video

Of like every single individual moment I don't alter my microphone. How about okay? I know, I know, I know. Listen, no, it's all right. You don't have to know where Greece is. I know what you're saying in the sense that ancient Greece and ancient Rome are like vaguely like

aesthetically adjacent to each other, especially in like, you can just sit just in the chain for me, especially when I was little. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. The similar in many ways. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't know. They're just white people that did shit in the past and they don't matter anymore in the modern world. That's all it is. I, yeah, yeah, sure.

I only know I only know I only know what the Lakers are ruined it ruined it You're like a sponge For timing You just absorb all the time Listen

We're fucked everything's fucked about this episode What are we going to talk about Did somebody die? Somebody get assassinated I feel like somebody got assassinated I think it was Harry Truman Yeah Harry Truman got assassinated Yeah Rest and peace Harry Truman

Now Didn't somebody die? Didn't somebody die this week? Somebody? Oh, well, no. It doesn't matter, I guess. Sorry, person who died. Neil deGrasse Tyson. Died? Is officially dead? Yeah.

Oh. Okay. Yeah, he was actually, he was, he was strangled by a, a dark matter force that we yet to understand exactly. You know, but there was footage of it happening. Yeah, that's a... Like, he, he was affixated, but nobody actually understood why it was happening. Mildegress Tyson found asphyxiated by, by, uh, ethereal hand. Yeah.

In the center of... He was killed by a black person. There's another black person killed him. That's it. Dark forces killed him. It was a black guy wearing all black at nighttime. He just choked him. Yeah, and they killed him in the Hayden Planetarium.

I don't know Mayth Fun fact, you know he's from the Bronx He's from by where I grew up actually Yeah, of course, yeah, he's in New Yorker It's from the Bronx. I don't know why I knew that I don't know who's half Puerto Rican too

What? He's not No, what are you talking about? Shut up, Neil deGrasse Tyson? He literally is. Yeah, okay. You can have a Puerto Rican mom and have an American name.

You know you can't. You dumb motherfucker That's the dumbest. He's literally his mother's a Puerto Rican woman. Kingston, Kingston. His mother's a Puerto Rican woman. Listen, you're going to tell me, what you're saying right now is that our friend Smokey, our friend Smokey is Hispanic.

You're going to say that to me? In fact, yes, more than both of us. More than both of us. She can speak Spanish. That's not what that means. No, it's a huge point of it, though. She's from there. dead serious. His mom, his mom is a Puerto Rican woman

who lived in the Webster projects in the Bronx. I was watching like something random on TikTok and he pulled up and he was like talking about his childhood. And his mom is like a Puerto Rican lady that came from Puerto Rico. The other guy was never a child. First off, big, big probably there. He was, he's always been. Larger inconsistencies there. He was never. You put like a photo of you,

In the first grade and it's just him as he exists today. I would not be okay with that. Even if he was the most non-bothersome child other, I'd be like, that's a grown man. No, no, no, but he's only six. My kid can't learn correctly with him there. He's only six.

Yeah, but he's eight. He's eight. No, no, he was born. He was born that size. Where'd he come from? What was he born from? Was he born from a thing? Or was he more from a person?

He was born from like some cosmic thing, I imagine. That's why he's so interested in the cosmos. That's why he's just trying to find out where he came from. That's his whole quest. Could you imagine? He's just like a traveler. He's trying to figure out where he belongs. But he's stuck on Earth until he figures that out.

Poor guy. Imagine being alien getting stuck on Earth, bro. It's rough. It's so balls. It's not even, not even alien. Imagine being like a cosmic, like, force and being stuck in like a mortal frame on this planet. Like, that's got to be. Yeah, no, I'm not...

Man, they're so stupid, dude. Everything sucks here. But we were talking a little bit before the show, and before Kingsen confused two very, very separate countries. We were giving a little bit of shit about it. And it's okay because, like, I really don't know a lot either, to be on. Like, we were talking a little bit before the podcast, I only know what the Lakers are because of Curbure Enthusiasm sincerely.

I have no idea. I had no idea up until, like, maybe like, maybe four or five years ago that the Lakers were like a basketball team at all. Like they had, they had no impact on me at all, even slightly. This is weird. Like,

it's almost, it's almost, to me, it's almost like you have to go out of your way to just not know certain pop culture references. I know. Like, it's like the fucking,

it's the same thing. It's the same thing with Johnson. I've never seen Star Wars before. And it's like, like, like, not even in passing. I didn't,

I didn't see Star Wars until, 2017 and even and the reason I mean that's exactly you literally are that guy no but the reason I never saw it is because I saw so many versions of it and I feel like I absorbed it through osmosis that's exactly my point well like the fact that you just didn't see any Lakers adjacent shit yeah I don't know that's very strange but like I don't know it's you you you you amaze me a lot of times when you just like and you're not you like I've known you long enough to know you're not lying about that. You're just that kind of guy

where you could truly not absorb things you don't care about, even by mistake. Yeah. Fair enough, maybe like, okay, you don't know the Lakers or something like that, but I imagine you've heard of like the biggest stars

like Kobe Bryant or maybe you heard, obviously you heard of Michael Jordan. I knew that Joe Jordan and Kobe Bryant, I knew that Michael Jordan, Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant were basketball players. I knew that. Right. So, like, that's fair play.

Because if it was beyond that, then I would... Imagine you knew Michael Jordan. Imagine you knew Michael Jordan for playing baseball instead, like, genuinely. You're like, Michael Jordan, you mean a baseball player. He didn't do that. No, but that'd be so insane if you did. For some reason, I know that also. Like, I know that he played baseball.

Is that only because of, uh, is that only because of, uh, what was the, the, the, uh, Space Jam, Space Jam? No, I think it was a little because of that. I don't think it's because of Space Jam. I think it's, although I, clearly that's in Space Jam. I don't really remember it all that well. But I think it was a bit in some comedy, some stand-up comedy thing that I saw.

Like, there was a bit about Michael Jordan doing a brief sit in baseball and like not doing well. And that's how I know that he did baseball. Derek, you know what team he was on? You know what? I actually, so I'm assuming he was on the White Sox. He was on the White Sox, yes, you're all right. See, I wouldn't even be able to make an assumption. He was horrible. Why did he do that?

Why did he do that? Because he wanted to try. It's undifferent, you know? You know what I think it is? I think it's like he probably got it in his head. Like there's other athletes that are just, you know, talented at a bunch of shit. Like Alan Iverson, he said that he believes that he was better. at football than basketball, but basketball made more sense.

Obviously, you make more money, blah, blah, blah. So it's one of those things where his ego is so big. He's like, I'm sure I could crush baseball. How hard could it be? And then he realized it's like, you know, there's levels, there's differences, stick ball versus, I don't know. It is kind of weird because hand-eye coordination is really fucking important. So it is kind of bizarre that he sucked dick at baseball. Now that I think about it.

I don't know about suck dick. It's that like you can just not have like those skills sets are not the same. they're just not to say they're being that some of them some of it crossovers but not not really not no i know like well i would say the hand-eye coordination is a big part of like say hitting the ball but i guess maybe him just not anticipating the types of uh pitches right because all you got to do is throw the ball in the hoop versus the motherfuckers are throwing like these screw balls and these crazy ass things and you just like i don't i don't know how to Basketball is athleticism.

Basketball is a lot of athleticism opposed to baseball. Though it takes athleticism to its degree, it's a lot of skill. It's a lot of skill involving baseball. You know, you got to be able to, like, hit where you need to hit parts of the batting to make contact. Because I played baseball and I was horrible. Then I played basketball and I was good at it. Yeah. Baseball is very technical.

I think I explain, like, pretty well what the difference is like the defense versus like, like, why Hanak. imagine if the hoop was moving I think it would be a completely different fucking game right oh yeah there'd be a lot of people that would not be good at anymore that sounds fucking awesome that sounds like basketball where the hoops

are constant that sounds fucking disorienting and awesome I love that it's it's the next level you know it is it's it's the hoop moving around the court Hi I'm Dr. Jake Goodman host of Beyond the script the podcast where I sit down with

pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat. And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomachache every day, or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive.

We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today?

It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. So like both hoops are like rotated. It's just always moving. Like, score on your like your opponent's fucking hoop on accident because you know like two. Yeah, because you just not paying attention.

Yeah, absolutely. And then a meet in the middle you get double points. If you think when it meets in the middle, if you get it both points at once, you get double the points. We should, we should invent a sport. I feel like we, I feel like the three of us, if we put our heads together, we can the next, like, fucking killer sport. We could do it.

I think that'd be fun, but insane. You know what's, you know what's kind of insane? Are there any new sports? You know what I mean? Like, new ones? Well, it, yes, but it's also, a lot of people don't consider, consider the sport,

the power slap shit. Oh, yeah. That shit's not new. That's new, that's new-ish. It might be new, but that's not new. It's not even like a, no, as far as it being a, sport.

Yeah. Like, you know, yeah, it's like, as far as it being a sport and being fucking

sanctioned, Dana White getting his greasy ass fucking hands all on this shit now. He did? Yeah,

he fucking has a power slap league that I think has a deal with TBS or something. Have you seen? And he claims... Yeah, sorry.

Yeah, my bad. Yeah, continue. No, no, I'm good. I was just talking

shit about power slats. Have you seen the bare-knuckle brawling league that like might actually become sanctioned. Okay.

Bare knuckle FC is actually, I kind of like the vibe, but also I'm not, I'm not really a fan of, because like big names are getting involved. Like, say, um, so Mike Perry is like the shit of it right now. He was a former UFC fighter. And then Luke Rockhold, who was a former middleweight UFC champion, just fought him just a few weeks ago. It was a big fucking deal. I didn't see the fight, but I heard about it.

And it was... It's getting way more respectable. Now, I gotta say, as far as that being a sport, like, because it's not that much different than boxing other than there's more cuts. Which I'm actually not a fan of the blood aspect. I don't care about that. Like, there's a lot of people that want to see the gassing. I'm not a fan of the way their shots would motherfuckers are...

The way their hands look as bad as the face. Bro. Their hands don't look as bad as their face. I think they got... See, here's the thing. No, see, here's the thing. Look at it. Here's the thing.

This is a lot, it's just like rugby versus American football. When you have, when you're completely protected, you can hit harder. So you can get injured a lot faster. Versus when you have your hands or bare knuckle,

you don't, you're not throwing a thaw your might because your hands aren't protected. Yeah. So it doesn't take that much for the bone to cut motherfuckin's faces. It's the same thing with, it's fucking harsh.

I was watching and I was like, it's the same thing between football and rugby. where like... Yeah, I just said that. I agree. I mean, I just said that. I just reiterated. What is this?

I just said that. I'm reiterating. All right? Okay. Well, it didn't sound like you were reiterated. It sounded like you literally didn't hear what I said. No, I fucking am reiterated.

I don't know, man. Even M.M.A. for me, but at times, it's like, this is like, it's, it's changed a lot from what it was. You know, watching MMA with my dad in, like,

2004, and the shit I would see, like, a person criticized against a guy the size of, Harvey fighting each other back when UFC was a

a side show attraction and it's gotten much better and I think that can get much better too but I'm just, it just looks, I've seen some people's hands that look like, they look like a kid,

a Lego kid built a hand based off a memory and it's just like that looks horrible. You might be seeing some stuff that's like not done by professional fighters probably not. You know, brawling retard.

You know, you know guys that are just, they're getting paid 500. dollars to do it versus like these guys are getting paid hundred thousand of dollars to do it's twenty five dollars in a slim gym go knock this motherfucker out how much would you uh legitimately let's say for example um uh francis and ganu right so he just he signed to a new he signed to a new promotion and people were saying this and i actually believe them because i actually think this myself he signed a new promotion and he said his opponent whoever his opponent's going to be next year

has a guarantee of getting $2 million. And I saw in comments sections, people saying, I'd fight Francis and Ghanu for $2 million. And I thought about it. I was like, what would too? Because what would happen, you would get punched, and then you would get knocked out, and then you'd have $2 million.

I mean, yeah. And that kind of a sick trade-off. But as hard as he hits is, I can't, I can't. I mean, he could kill you, sure. I can't get into a ring with someone that hits as hard as him, with any, like, means of confidence that I'm going to be okay after the hit that's the problem for me you know you're not winning it's the you're getting a huge bag i understand that but two million dollars money is not worth your life that's the thing and i'm

pretty sure you're going to live you're very likely going to live like that's why you're going to live you know so take the idea of you dying out of it what if what if he hits you what if he hits you what if it hits you so hard what if someone that hits you so hard that you forget who you are and you just kind of become like an idiot. Yeah, like, I'm not risking that, dude. See, the idiot thing I don't like. If I forget who I am, that's fine. I just don't want to be an idiot.

You don't mind. Like, I'll be honest. That's not the worst thing. Isn't that just like kind of being reincarnated? How bad is that? How bad could that be? You got to restart life. You got to be re-interested into a 30-year-old body.

It's like the worst. You're not even, you're not even reincarnated into whatever you are currently at that moment. Did you guys see a, did you guys? Did you guys see fucking Volume 3 of Guardians? No, not yet. No, I haven't seen it. It's okay.

I'm not going to see it. I don't care. It's fine. It's very good, actually. Spoilers, fucking. Spoilers anybody. Close your fucking ears for two seconds. I'm not editing this out.

Gamora, she was reincarnated essentially. It's just her past self before she knew Starlord any of them niggas. And so it's like, kind of like that, where Star Lord is living through. Ah, this bitch don't remember. nothing of me. This is bullshit. So I'm like, uh, you know, I could, that'd be interesting. Now, I wouldn't know that, that the perspective is interesting because I am the, uh, amnesia motherfucker. But do you think people kind of like how that's not that bad though, isn't it? No, but what I'm saying is like, do you think people with Alzheimer's feel really cool about like,

like, like, like, every day they wake up and it's like, ooh, it's a nice little reincarnation. Like, I don't think they feel that way. I feel, I feel like that's way worse because you, it's spurts of going in and out. And then you're recognizing your Alzheimer's and your senility or whatever the fuck it is versus you're just a Blake's late. You don't know anything. I don't know. My grandma has dementia. You can't wait to be senile?

Yeah, dude, look, I have first-hand knowledge. My grandma has dementia and she said it's the worst experience ever. Shut up. The second I get old enough, the second I'm looking at. No, I'm making them. You're so stupid. You're dumb. No, no, no.

You're so dumb. I want the entire audience to notice. I want the entire audience to notice. Fucking sweetie's like, oh, I'm sorry, Derek, I'm sorry, I interrupted you.

Please continue. And then immediately just talking to fuck over me. I don't know if it's a black thing. Because I said something in passing and you just told me fuck you. You just told me fuck you randomly. I said something.

Because it's like the night time this has happened. Like, fuck he's like, I'm so sorry to step upon your toes. I'm so fucking sorry. Please accept my humble little apology. It's like holy,

and I'm speaking it. He's like talking over me. I thought we had a Hispanic lineage at least. I thought at least we had like a Hispanic link that you would respect. There's a lot of Farrakhan lately. My apologies. You're fucking crazy. We are the nation.

Let's go. No, but Kingston, you don't want to, you don't, you, I understand you have like a history with, or like you understand dementia better than I do. Fair enough. However, I don't. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, host of Beyond the script. The podcast where I sit down with pharmacist to answer the health questions you didn't. even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola,

who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat, and it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just have a stomachache every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gas,

and all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change. Hear the full conversation, plus some fascinating facts about how gut health affects so much more than just your stomach on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy and IHeart Radio. Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law firm. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. So I'm looking forward to it. So I'm looking forward to it.

It's funnier. It's funny for you. Fair point. Fair point. It is a little funny. Well, to me, it's like, the second, the second I look, the second I even look like I could be like dementia rid. The second I get that, that amount of age in my face. You know what I mean?

Like there's like a, you know how in Richard Lewis? You know how in a Caribbean Threes and Richard Lewis aged horribly? And like there's a point in like. some season where he looks like way, way older. The second I start to get that age of my face, I'm going to start pretending, like sincerely, because I know I'm going to get away with it. That's funny.

That's funny. At that moment, it's funny. But the experience of it is not hilarious at all. That's all this. It's hilarious, really. Guys, does Richard Lewis to you look a little bit like John Stewart? Or is that like just me? What do you say?

They have, they both had the similar kind of hair. That's about it. Like they, wait, who? Yeah, is that it? That's it. John Lewis and John Lewis. Wait, John Stewart, John Stewart, John Stewart. Yeah, John Stewart and Richard Lewis.

I mean, they're both, I mean, they're both just older Jewish guys. Don't say it. Don't say it. What's it? Is what you call it? Is Stuart Jewish? There. Of course.

Absolutely. Of course. He's on TV. Absolutely. He's on television. Of course he is. What do you mean? What do you mean?

What is his uncle's got him that job? What are he talking about? He's on TV. He makes those jokes. That's a Jewish, nigger, man. You are being anti-Semitic. I will say the second. Oh, wait.

I do want to talk about this. I do want to talk about this. I went to an open mic super recently. Like, it was because Katie wanted to go. And I was like, yeah, let's go see an open mic. And it was like a Saturday night open mic at flappers. Comedy Club. And it was the saddest thing I have ever seen.

Like, it was like so mesmerizingly depressing. And it's hilarious, because it's just all of these, it's all the, I will say there was one guy who killed it. One guy absolutely nailed it. Some black dude talking about Zelda. We got the whole fucking room laughing. But everybody else was talking about like, yeah, I'm fucking sad. My mom's dead. and I'm a loser

and I'm fucking I jerk off alone and I'm fucking just so sad and then it was just like I was sitting there staring with a huge smile on my face

because I just couldn't believe that this is like I understand that there's like a necessity for like self deprecation in comedy like I get that like but like

holy shit like you got a chill if there's anybody in the audience like going to open mics and you're going like I'm a fucking loser and I'm fucking going to kill myself tomorrow like maybe maybe don't do that maybe don't do those bits you know it's because it brings don't do those bits but do what you said you're going to do you know it was so funny too because it was like it was it was so quiet and then like when the set ended like when all when everything ended all the comedians kind of gathered I I heard him talking at

the bar and they were like hey man you know it's it's you come in here is the gym you know coming here that's the gym you know it's it's not always going to go that well, just flexing your muscle. And it's like, that's true, but also like, you know, maybe relax. Let them be, Chris. That's a stupid thing to say. I don't know. I do kind of get it.

I understand where they're coming from. Well, they do consider it the same way. That's why they always say, oh, I'm working out my sets. I'm working out my sets. I'm working them out. And I'm like, yeah, I understand what you eat. I understand. I got to be honest, man.

I got to be real. I love stand-up comedy. I fucking hate the cold. I can't stand it. It is, I float around it quite a bit, especially with the podcast to listen to you and all this fucking bullshit. And there is so much,

it's just, it's just awful, so much gatekeeping, too many fucking clicks, more than like anything that I've been a part of before. It's like, you hear about people in like metal scene they're like super elitist and all this shit.

They suck compared to like comedy snobs, man. And obviously it's not fucking everybody. There's a bunch of cool ass people in the scene. But it's just weird, man. And, like, I've encountered some of that shit myself. And I've seen even people that we're friends with on YouTube try to dip their toes into that. And then immediately get fucking snubbed by other comedy people that have existed. And I'm like, yo, fucking chill, man.

We're all just trying to make people laugh. What the fuck is wrong with y'all? Yeah, it's weird. You don't know Joe Roe, you can't be here. You don't know, Joe Roe, you can't be here. You're not allowed to this place. I got, I got, the funny, I got restricted. on Instagram.

You know, if you restrict somebody, like you're basically in a void. It's almost like getting muted, right? Yeah, yeah. So I found out I got restricted by Tom's Girl. Because we were kind of, so we were like cool before. Like, I would talk to them every once in a while.

And, like, everything was fine. And then I guess I overstep, but I was trying to be genuine. This was when I first got my Twitter suspended. What was this, like, two, three years ago? I think, whatever. But like, I was like, I was like, I was desperate and I was like, fuck, man.

I know Joe Rogan would be able to help me if he knew about my situation, but I only talked to Joe Rogan on Twitter. So I asked fucking Tom. I'm like, hey, man, like I talked to Joe every once in on Twitter, blah, blah, blah, got suspended. I just want to know if you could just literally just shoot him a message and tell him, hey, could you just fucking hit me up on Instagram? That's it. Like, I wasn't trying to be like, oh, I'm assuming he thought I was just trying to weasel my way in.

And he had no context that, like, I fucking know him and was scheduled to be on the podcast and all that shit. So instead of like ignoring me or whatever, he restricted me. And I only found out because I left a comment under one of his pictures, whatever. I don't mean anything. I went to my personal account that I almost never use versus my, you know, my main YouTube shit. And then I noticed that my comment was not visible. My main account, I was like, what the hell is that comment? It's not even there.

I just by chance I noticed that. So then I left another comment on my main one and figured, I was like, this bitch fucking restricted me. I didn't even, like, it wasn't like I was harassing him. I sent him one fucking message. And then I was like, damn. Yeah, I know. It's a jump the gun moment for sure on his, on his part.

It was a little weird. I was like, yeah, fair enough. I was like, fair enough. I mean, it's not like, he didn't owe me shit. A fucking, he's huge fucking big time. But I just like, damn, I would have think maybe, I don't know, man. It's whatever. I've literally never talked about this publicly before.

Because it was just kind of like, oh, what the fuck? But now I'm just like, costarically like, what the fuck, man? That's so funny. Why'd you do that? That's funny. That's weird. I love people are strange. People are strange.

It's such a weird culture of people being like, I'd rather put you down than help you. I mean, look, if from, to be fair, like, if I thought, it's just kind of, it's just kind of weird. I'd rather not help you. I guess he just thought that, I don't know, because I guess I think of it in a way that, uh, uh, one time, um, um, There was a YouTuber that had, like, a bunch of stuff leaked, right? A bunch of, like, and then somebody was like, hey, could you message, like, and let them know that. And I was like, what the, what the fuck? Like, it was like, what the fuck is this?

You get, like, you get messages. Yeah. Yeah. And I think I know what you're, I think I know what you're talking about where I'm just like, you don't. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You don't need to tell me these things. Right. I don't need to.

It wasn't like I was... Yeah. Yeah, I think we're talking about the same thing alone. So, yeah, we're definitely talking about the same thing. And it's... That guy, I guess maybe he saw me as that guy, but I thought maybe he understood I'm not that, because he knew I was a fairly decent-sized YouTuber.

Like, Tom knew that about me. So I would think that, oh, there... We've gone in the same circles of fucking, like, all that Peterson... Like, there's, I just thought maybe he knew. Yeah. I didn't try to plead my case like, hey, let me prove to you that, uh, which is actually I felt, well, go ahead. I, I do have to say, like, I, if I got a message like that, the way that I reacted to it depends entirely on, like, when I, when I open that message. You know what I mean?

Like, if I'm like, if I wake, if I, if I see that message and I'm like going to bed, I'm like, I'm not going to respond to this. You know, like, I'm not going to, I'm, I'm so tired. Or, like, if I'm feeling pretty good and it's like the middle of the day, I got nothing to do, I'm eating lunch or whatever. Yeah, maybe. You know, it's like, it's, I find that oftentimes a lot of reactions are just pure, like every, well, this is true for everything. Everything is timing. Literally every single thing. And so, I don't know, I don't know.

I don't think a term sugar is an asshole or anything. That is a very good point about that. I don't think that either. He seems like a very nice guy. I will say, I guess, it's a funny reaction. Maybe I wouldn't have even done that. It's just a little extra, like where I expected him to just leave me on red, like anything else. Yeah, yeah.

I tell people as far as, like, me doing music, I do music and then I want to work with some people that I normally think I would never be able to. So I say this, shoot them a message. If they don't respond, you're in the same position you are in. It doesn't matter, right? You're not expecting them to respond, so might as well just shoot them a message. See, maybe they do. Like, it's actually worked some, it's worked a couple of times. So I thought maybe it was going to be the same scenario, not like, oh, for you.

fuck this guy block or yeah yeah kind of a thing um now report I've thought that a lot about uh he reported me I've had that exact same feeling about a Hugh Laurie the actor the guy who plays house he followed he's been following on Twitter for years

and I've always wanted to get him like just him to do like just a voice I think I might just use AI to do it now but like the fact that like yeah yeah but like he's so fucking hilarious I yeah but like the thing for me It's like, I would mess, because he follows me.

I'm convinced it's an accident, although I'm not 100% sure. I'm like 50. There's no way. There's no way. Because he follows some other people. But also there's, I don't think he's like a Twitter active person. You know what I mean? It's probably it's like assistant doing it.

So like to me, it's like, so if I reach out to Hugh Lorry, I might lose that follow. Because then the assistant's going to be like, oh, what the fuck is this? Like, what is this doing? And I'd rather have the follow with no interaction than interaction. than interaction and moves that follow. I know it's so, it's super stupid. It's really fucking dumb. You know what I think though?

Honestly, from what, from what I kind of understand about people's egos that are very, like, famous, they usually expect you to reach out to them. I think more likely that, because, I mean, even had somebody like, we were all surprised that, like, say, Josh Barnett knew about, like, he knew lore about you. That is surprising, yeah. It's true. And so it's one of those things where it's like, he just existed but never said a fucking word, I guess.

There is a possibility that, uh, uh, that, yeah, that doctor house, um, is fucking, he stumbled upon your videos and like, oh, that shit's fucking hilarious. I mean, um, maybe he saw some of your musical. Maybe. I don't know. That's scary.

That's scary to, that's, I don't know. To me, it's like, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, I don't Hey, pussy, why didn't you message me? Why didn't you message me, you dumb bitch? I don't think Hugh Laurie is sitting in his... In his British flat or whatever the hell, wherever the hell he lives. It wasn't he sound like when he's not doing house. It's like, oh.

He's like, yeah, baby, yeah. It's very, no, it's very... You think he has Austin. No, it's... It's shockingly like your first attempt at an impression. That first one. Oh, yeah? He's like posh.

He's very, it's very posh. That's so fucking crazy. You think he sounds like Austin Powers. That's fucking bananas, dude. I mean, let's be real. All British niggas sound like Austin Powers, other than like the royalty. Like there's like all the, um, bro.

Like if you're, if you're a scouser, you're, you're fucking, you're basically, you're Austin Powers. I can tell you, I can tell you all the variations.

If you're, um, go ahead. There's, there's sounding like Tom Holland, the ones that sound pretty, American. There is the people that

sound like what's another British guy that has a very particular voice. Like Stephen Fry? There's just the tea sipping niggas. Yeah, like the very proper ones. Then there's the black British people with the ones that sound like KSI

or Idris Alba. There's a spectrum. Alice Daed. And you sound like a human or you sound like ASI and you sound like somehow an African person. Heret, learned how to speak English. Oh, my God. That's all the accents.

What of my, uh... Deadj! That's so loud. Oh, God, that's so loud. Fucking, uh, Dejie. That's such a... That accent exact, if you, I'm gonna be, this might sound mighty ignorant. I'm gonna say it anyway, because I think it's...

The last minute or two of them. I believe it to be true. I believe it to be true. Every single person I have ever heard with that exact accent, that same accent, no matter what the voice, if you just gave me their voice saying something, I would not be able to place the person at all. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms. When it comes to patients that are really suffering with the symptoms of perimenopause or menopause, it's really important for them to be evaluated by their OBGYN because there are a lot of prescription medications that can help with that. If someone is really opposed to taking medications, there are a few lifestyle, modified.

that they can do, like avoiding caffeine and spicy foods, trying to stay hydrated, have a regular sleep cycle, get some exercise. Those are all things that could kind of help to limit the symptoms. Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do.

I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Like it truly, it truly sounds exactly the same to me. Like it's the only thing that sounds purely like that you're all one person Like that Degie accent What are you mean bro? What are you deadj?

What is he? Comedy shots. Wait, what did he? What did he do? Comedy shots game are here. Hey, guys. Hey guys. Oh,

so frustrated. I forgot. I forgot about that entire. Hank, he would do the head tilt. I remember because I did a joke in a video where I broke my neck in it. Hey, guys.

Comedy's short spell you by here. Oh, fuck. You know, it's funny? Oh, my God. It's kind of like a recent story. This might be a little bit lost,

but like one of, one of my exes who's, like from a long, long time ago, still friends to this day. But their, her dad was over recently. and we all like, we're all like cool with her dad, like, he's hilarious.

He's this British Jamaican guy. And it's, he's got like that accent. He's, like, he's like very, like, this is a very hostile guy, but I love it. He's awesome. But I was, we were drinking scotch or whatever. And he was telling me, it's like, hey, man, it was like 10 years ago that, that, uh, that I last really, like, saw him. Or like, that's when, like, me and this person were dating, he was like, hey, man, you said, you were going to play me guitar. You, you said you were going to teach me guitar.

You never taught me guitar. I'm like, what the fuck you're talking about? I was like, yeah, 10 years ago. You said you were going to teach me guitar. I bought a guitar. Fucking, you never taught me, man. And I'm like, dude, we broke. Your daughter and I broke up.

Like, I wasn't going to go to your house and teach you guitar. Like, if he's like, hey, I hope, can you imagine, can you imagine you break up on the door? Yeah, it's like, hey, I understand where, I understand. I'm just here to teach your dad guitar. I'm gonna be here like a one time I'm gonna get out of your hair man I'm not gonna be here very long sorry I'm just

are you ready man he comes down he comes down on this guitar all happy yeah we're gonna learn that's fucking weird dude but I imagine that exact same scenario has happened multiple times because people are fucking like people are just

if I was writing if I was writing a TV show if I was writing a TV show of some kind I would I would put the scenario exactly the same except I would have taken the offer to teach him guitar. And then that would have been, that would have been a whole fucking scene.

But yeah, I can't. What? I just, I can't, I hate how often scenarios that people would never believe are thrusts upon people I know, and I have to hear them. And it's like,

oh, you wouldn't believe what happened to me today. Like, one of our friends, Paul, he is the prime example of like, this person lives a life that can't be, real, but I know he exists

so this has to happen. Every like three weeks, something outrageous happens to him. Yeah, but he has a job that we... And he just has to roll with the punches. It's because his job is, is, we, it's, it is so serious that we

probably shouldn't even talk about it. Like, I, I kind of low-key don't even, we shouldn't mention Paul, probably. I'm not going to mention what it is. I'm just saying, we can keep, we can keep this, but like, we should, we should get more specific because, like, I'll put it this way When I found out that he had the authority

To do what he has the authority to do I was fucking blown I was like I went to high school with this day It's like it would be like if you Imagine if you were like Dormroom Dorm roommates with like Trump

When he was president You know like and like when he was president You had to be like damn I saw this guy like I watched this guy like pass out in the middle of a fucking stage presentation of black swan and like throw up all over his shoes

and he's the president now it's like it's like just a very bizarre I don't even know what to call it like a I saw this guy come his pants actually for real and now he's leading to free nation actually when I think about some of the

When I think about some of the shit we did at Joe's house, and I think about where those people are like, oh, yeah, that guy's a lawyer now. And I had to step over his passed out body to leave his house because he was drunk and threw up all over the bathroom floor. You know what I mean? Like these insane, the juxtaposition of like the most hilarious out-of-pocket memories you have somebody and then their highest achievements is like one of the funniest fucking,

it's like one of the funniest juxtaposition to me. I love it. Wildest shit ever. You know what it is? It's kind of like it's how I felt about like Jalen probably like taking me to create a clash, right? Where it's like, oh, hey, I'm doing this creator clash thing. I'm like in a ring in front of 20,000 people.

Like millions of people are watching this and I'm boxing. And this guy remembers me getting like alcohol poisoning and having to give me water in a fucking dog bowl because we had no cops. That was so fucking funny. That was so fucking funny. that no one checked on you either bro it was so funny yeah yeah I checked on I was like nah he's good man he's good nah he's good let him sweat it out crazy let him sweat it out he made it he's still here nah made it I wasn't wrong I wasn't wrong let him sweat it out dude I survived let him sweat it out

in 20 minutes he'll be he'll be back to normal it wasn't 20 minutes it was like like 15 hours probably but like yeah yeah you're still here though you still here I think I think part of me did did die that day though 100%. Like, part of me died that day. Alcohol poisoning is something else, let me tell you. It's terrible. It's poisoning.

Yeah, yeah, but like, but everything is poisoning. Like, sugar is poisonous. It's a status affliction. Legit. Dude, I, I, I, the headache that you have when you have alcohol poisoning is so intense that you feel suicidal for reasons that aren't even sad. Like, it's not even like, I, it's not even like, I'm so sad I'm going to kill myself. It's like, man, I really do, like, if I, if I could die right now, that would be like the ideal path forward than continuing in this, in this state.

Because your brain is you, you know? Your brain is, like, your body's like this little, like, fucking puppet that your brain moves around. But your brain is you. So when your brain hurts, that's as close as you could get to your soul fucking hurting. like in like a physical way. So it's like it's not okay, man. It is crazy. Never did that again.

That's why I don't drink. I think that's why I don't drink anymore. I'm like, I don't like the feeling of feeling not good inside my own shell. Well, you don't have to drink to that point. That's like, it's insane.

Yeah, I just like, I don't like, I don't like, I genuinely have grown up and I'm like, I don't like any substance. I just don't have, I don't have fun while I'm under influence. I'm under influence. I'm under influence.

I don't have to, like, to the point where I'm like, I just don't like being around anybody. I don't drink to, like, I don't drink to get inebriated. No. Innebrated. I, uh, I like, say I'll have, like, we went out to some Japanese restaurant and then just had a beer and then some fucking lunch. You know what I mean?

Like, I just do that or had a cocktail at a steakhouse. Yeah, yeah. Like, I'll drink, I'll drink, like, I'll drink, like, I'll drink like a fruity flavor drink if it tastes good. But, like, drinking beer, like beer doesn't taste good. Why would I drink it? Well, it does do the people. I don't mind.

Yeah, there's some people that taste good. I'm like, all right, good for you, bro. You like the taste of piss with hobbs in it. Fantastic. I will say, I'm not a big, I'm not a big IPA person. IPA is to me taste like piss. Like, I don't understand. No, IPAs is it literally, you guys, when pine cones start to fall and you smell the fresh.

It smells like grind, it tastes like grinded up pine cones, I imagine. Like, because it's, no, uh, I, uh, I, know what it's just extremely concentrated hops it's disgusting but like they needed to do that why India pale ale because to make the trip to India they fucking really highly concentrated blah blah blah right yeah and then people are like

I like the way this fucking taste and like you guys are fucking insane and then I feel like those people I almost feel like those people are lying but then there's people that love black coffee and I feel like that's like one of the most bitter things ever you know there's benefits for drinking black coffee though like you know there's some benefits

not worth enough not really worth enough for me but like that shit is so goddamn bitter it would it hits my tongue I'm like where is anything like I'll lick dirt and it'll taste better to me like that has a little bit more like it has like some fucking some salty

something that something from this I like uh I know I'm just bitter drink black coffee I know my tongue just I drink I drink black coffee my wife can fucking do it yeah she can fucking just drink and I'm just like it's not like it's a preference but she can do it And I'm like, I, insane to me.

The thing to me, it's like, I'll drink a black coffee to me is you have that to enhance the mood of a particular. Like, for me, it's like a black coffee is an exclusively a diner thing. Like, if I'm at a diner, I'm having, I'm having coffee, you know, like a traditional coffee. Because there's something about it that, like, feels right in a diner setting. If I'm home, I go, like, weeks without having coffee, really. Like, I'm not really a coffee person at home. Or like if I'm at a friend's house and they make like an espresso or something. Like I like an espresso because it works for me.

It's like the only coffee that actually does what coffee does for other people, but it does for me. It's like it's great. But like if I'm going to have coffee of my own volition, like freely not a diner, I'm going to get like a horchata cold brew or something. You know what I mean? Something that's like fucking delicious. Yeah. I'm not going to get like a fucking, you know, I'm not going to get something that's purely utilitarian. I understand your diner thing because it is even like say in.

in pop culture, even in paintings. You see the, because it has to be dark, though. Because if it's not dark, then what the fuck does it look like, right? So you have a dark coffee and the nice little swirl from the steam and shit. It looks nice. It feels nice. But it's just my tongue can't take it. Oh, really?

You can't drink it. I choose, I can drink it. I just choose not to drink it. It's too bad. It's so unappealing to me. Like, I would rather, I would take an IPA over black coffee. And I don't like IPAs. Yes.

No way. No way for me. I just, it's, it's, I don't know, man, because there's still, there is some sweetness to an IPA. There's still some sweetness to a beer, even though it's bitter as fuck. I know what you mean. I understand what you're saying. I don't feel that way, but I understand it and it makes perfect sense to me. Yeah. It's just, it's just my taste. The way my taste buds are built, man, there's a lot of shit. Like, I'm one of those people. People say cilantro tastes like soap to some people. It doesn't taste like soap to me. It doesn't taste like soap to me either. I would never say soap. But it tastes like it is an overpowering taste that ruins food for me.

It's unfortunately because some of my favorite foods always have it. Isn't the cilantro thing like a gene or something? They say that it's genetic. I've literally never looked it up myself, but I just believed it because I'm one of those people that grew up around Mexican food and cilantro was fucking everywhere. And I was always annoyed that when I have cilantro, it just, the food is ruined for me. Like say if I go to Jopole, I can't have the fucking rice because it's cilantro lime rice And it ruins the fucking food for me

Like the I can it sticks out the little flakes of cilantro sticks out on my tongue And it's just overwhelming it's an overpowering like that's why I'm with cinnamon sometimes I'm with cinnamon sometimes sometimes I can't have cinnamon on things just But sometimes I have cinnamon on things it also makes me like I don't like some sort of like reaction where like I might be like a mild religious reaction to cinnamon Are you serious? I learned that I have a I learned that I have a sensitivity to eggs, man. I've eaten eggs all my goddamn life

and I just found this out three years ago. I have that with fruit. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask

when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any

obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary. If you see that later on in the day, it progresses to mom, dad, I'm not feeling. feeling well I need to lay down and you know that's not normal for your child, then it might be time to give them a medication for a fever. Here are the full conversation, including so much great advice for parents when it comes to keeping their kids healthy on Beyond the Script, a podcast from CVS Pharmacy. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney.

and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Which fruit? A lot of them that I've tried.

So bananas. Bananas, very specifically. apples But like, but I What I don't understand about it Is that like, what's confusing to me about it Like, so what'll happen is like I'll bite into like a banana or like an apple or Oranges are fine

Don't know why But I'll bite Is it a fruit toasting? Like is it like fruit sugar? I don't know because orange is You wouldn't be able to do oranges though No because yeah because I can eat an orange and it's no problem I think I looked into it and what I heard

Was that like It's a birch pollen allergy And what happens is birch pollen gets into the fruit as it's growing, and then it's, like, primarily in the skin, which is why, like, I can have, I can have all of the fruits that I mentioned if I blend them and drink them.

But, like, I don't know what the fuck that means. Like, that's confusing to me that if I blend it, I've no longer... That would be like if you were... That would be like if you were allergic to cats, but if you blend it a cat, you'd be fine. Like, I don't... I don't understand that.

Like, I don't... It's like if you're allergic to cats and you're on the dog, when it's around a dog, going to cat, you'll be fine. Look, I can sound ignorant as fuck. It's not like being blended a cat. I mean, I can sound ignorant as fuck,

but maybe blending the, blending, it changes the chemistry of the thing that fucks with you. Maybe, yeah, maybe. I don't know what it is. All I know is that, like, whenever I bite into, like, a heart, like, whenever I, like,

specifically avocado, like, gets to me every time, like, immediately. So I don't like avocado toast. It's why I don't like fucking... What, uh, what I got... What happens to you? So what it is, it's like, it's like immediate itchiness,

like an immediate. Idiot it's in the gums is what I have. For me, it's the tongue. For me, it's the tongue. If I eat cherries, avocados, so I never liked avocados, right? Because they ate al-Cavos one time and I thought it was a pear because Caribbean people call it pears. Oh, you're right. You know, it's stupid.

Oh, you're right. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. My grandma, my grandma calls them pears. She says it in English. She says it in both English. And I was just like, I was like, I was like, is a pair? She was like, she was like, dangal amress? And I was like, yeah, I'll eat one.

And I ate it and it was a bit into an avocado with the skin and everything on it. And she was like, no, that's not how you eat it. And I was like what? And I started spitting it out. And I just didn't like it, right? Turns out years later, me and Lily were at like some place and we ordered breakfast burritos. She got one for me, one for her mom, one for herself. The one for her mom, I mistakenly took a bite out of not knowing had avocado in it.

I took a bite. I was like, all right, this tastes fine, a little mushy. I was like, that's strange. Then my tongue started itching, like bad. And I was like, oh, fuck. And I just threw up. Oh, you threw up? So it turns out I think, yeah, it turns out I think I developed an allergic reaction to avocados later on in life.

Because I'm allergic to cherries now as well. So you might have cherries. If I eat a cherry, my tongue, tongue starts itching and I get to throw up. Yeah, you might have a similar thing to me then. Because I used to eat, I used to fucking eat apples and like bananas. is like straight up no problem i would take him to school i would fucking you know no no issue at all and then i think like when i was maybe like 18 or like like that a air like late teens i just couldn't do it anymore like i would i would get itchy in my gums and it was like a lot of fruit like

orange is fine uh mango fine um so it but it doesn't seem like there's like a logic to to what you know what you're talking about you're good with citrus fruit like i can eat bananas no problem i love bananas um i can i've had apple like two days ago and i was fine this well but for some reason cherries avocados and what else makes me so apples make my gum stingle a little bit but I can still eat them well those those palate test or whatever

where they test all these things I did one it didn't say anything about egg because people usually put egg in the dairy section but that's not actually a dairy though it doesn't have any lactose in it so it's always interesting but the thing is I thought it was strange because I did one of

those things because I wanted to see what I was allergic to and so I am partially lactose intolerant. It was like high for on the 10. Everything else was normal. That was high. I've always known that. Well, I've known it since I was probably like 16 where I actually figured it out.

When I don't know if I mentioned this on the podcast before, but there was some crazy broad at a, I had a little house party, a little kickback. And there was this girl just chugging milk from my fridge. And I was thinking, I just thought everyone was like me. I'm like,

yo, what are you doing? You're going to like shit your pants. You know? Because like, she's just chugging milk. And she was like, what the fuck are you talking?

about and that's when I realized that oh I have a problem with I have a problem with she ignored or some sort just chugging it she I don't know what the fuck she was she's fucking weird because like what the fuck does that who goes to someone town and just drinks all their fucking milk she drank all my fucking milk dude you go to cereal the morning so bizarre

we're having beer and she's drinking milk deals fucking so bizarre but uh yeah I learned that and then I wonder this this is the thing have I always been fucked up with eggs or did I only just realize it recently or did I like you guys, you feel like you develop something later in life because I didn't have fucking

seasonal allergies until I was 25 years old. I've literally never taken Claritin or any of that bullshit until I was to have seasonal allergies. I don't have many more. I wish I was that. I would love to have had them and then be fucking over them. The year before, the year before COVID, when me and Chris lived together, we lived in an apartment and that year, the year before we moved, I don't know what happened. But I was crying all the the time my nose was congested. Now it's insane. Now it's if I can sleep with the window open, you know?

Because I'm like, oh, I like the fresh air. You're just like having a little bitch fit. That's probably all that was. I guess. I almost died, though, a few times. A few times it got so bad. I was just like, I can't see. I can't see anything. And you never took anything for it, did you? No. Bro, it took me

a guy, one of my friends I grew up with, it took him to explain this shit to me, because I didn't understand what was happening to me. I was all fucked up. My equilibrium was off. I had fluid in my ears. I thought, I was like, ah, I'm fucked up.

And he's like, bro, take fucking clarity. You just told me, take one of these things. And then it just changed the game for me. I was like, oh, so I have fucking allergies? What the fuck? Just walking around disabled instead of just being better off. I just didn't know. If you go your whole life and then all of a sudden,

the shit just develops, how the fuck, you even know what the fuck it is? Yeah, none of the, uh, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, no, it started for me. in like junior high school I started developing allergies. Although I wasn't sure if I did, because I lived in Yonkers where like, or like, you know,

New York City, the greater New York City area. And I spent a lot of time in like city area. There's not really a lot of trees. So like I never really like, then we moved upstate where there's a lot of trees and then I started fucking dying. So I'm not sure if I like always was allergic. Because like the Central Park is still like a pretty decent amount.

And like, and Yonkers has some trees. So I don't know. It was like a weird, like it just happened. Pollan is the worst fucking thing to be allergic to you though. It's bad.

Fucking sucks. So we've all established that you can develop allergies and sensitivities and shit later in life. Do you think you can develop varying degrees of your sexual orientation?

Do you think you can be affected? Like you become gay later on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think, I think, I think what happens is that you're, I think you're born gay and you just figure it out later on. Not like you develop, but not like to activate. No, he's just figure it out. You're like, oh.

No, let me be, let me be a little bit more clear. So you just, you know, you've been fiending for that pussy, like just always. It's just as far as early as you can remember. But then you hit like, I don't know, you're 28 or some shit. And then all of a sudden you're like, that fucking man's ass is like looking like really good. And then you're like, what's going on here? I think, I think that's always. always been that's something that's always been there.

I'm like, it just been there. You just never paid attention because you're feeling for pussy too much. You were going after pussy too hard. You never figured it out. And eventually it's like, oh shit, I like man's butt too. So to be clear, so you can't. So I don't, I don't, I don't think you can. And all of a sudden, like, penis is like, I'm not making assumptions right now.

Well, look. There was, I would say, I would say you can. and the reason I say you can is because what's that story about the guy who got like hit in the head and then he could speak perfect Chinese you know I don't believe that I don't believe that

I don't want to believe it but what the fuck to me I don't believe that you know that's not the literal story but like the general kind of premise of the story that like I remember reading where it's like oh if you can handful of stories like that yeah you can you can get hit in the head so hard

that your entire personality changes. So in my like to me it's like, yeah, why wouldn't, you know, I could see that easily happening. Unlock something that you never, that never showed itself. It's like this entire time you've lived with a, like say, I lived with a Spanish speaking person when I was in elementary school. And but I didn't really absorb any of that. But I probably did subconsciously. So maybe if I get hit by two by four.

For me. Because every time, all the time when I'm like speaking Spanish, I'm thinking in my mind, like, oh, how do you say it's where in Spanish? I know it starts with this letter. I don't know why it starts with that letter is because I've heard it my whole life. Yeah. So it's just in there.

It just hasn't been allocated to a place it needs to. We just need to get a car accident, it'd be hit by something really hard. I've got a much better without being. I can see I've learned a lot of Spanish without having to get severe brain damage. It's a shortcut though. It could.

It could also be a shortcut to like, I don't know how accelerated dementia. So like I don't really want to figure that out. I don't know, man. That's all right. I love to expand, but also get dementia at the same time. And it's like, hey, give and take, you know. Yeah.

Just saying, care, like, a bunch of times because you don't know where the fuck you are. Kay? Kay. Yeah. Where do you say? Where do you say? Don't there's a penis. Verga.

Donde is to me. Donde is to. So. Don't. Don't. Dond. Donde is. Stoy.

Donde Stoy Donde It is Donde is me How do you say Who am I

Dondon de I'm Okay All right Just making sure I think I can't confirm That at all

I'm pretty sure It's Donde Yeah I literally Okay But yes Me That's a

That's a What is it That's like Really that's like really literal Spanish yeah it's retards Spanish it's Giennestoy yeah

yeah yeah I mean I guess that does make sense so you think if I get hit hard enough in like Japan right like I just you know it's all where you at and then all of a sudden that's like that's so dumb

you know what it is it's like you get hit really hard and then you you have to like your brain like reboots but it goes to the nearest server Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Just like, oh, he's in Japan, clearly Oh Oh, uh,

Oh, domao Thank you Uh, uh, Uh, Anaharikini Sabuku Uh, Umay was, Moshindereu.

You get hitting your head You know, When you wake up Hey me really hard Head to wake me up in fucking Zimbabwe You get in the head of You wake up

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Are you gay? Make up gay and Republican. You're gay and Republican immediately. Yeah, you're like, I hate these guys. And then you start, slurping and belchin. Slow rhythm. All right, let's do it.

I hope the first question's from Lil Nigg Planet. It's not. It's not. Oh. Maybe we'll get to him. Waterboarding Santa with lime juice until I get my PlayStation 5 rode in. He says, Buenos Noches.

Hey, look at that. My question is, what is a piece of media that awakened critical thinking in you for better or for worse? Also to Sweeney, you should do Creator Clash. You should do Creator Clash. walk out to Gadeo active, get your ass beaten right after S. Lily to marry you on stage, you're welcome. That would be pretty epic, though.

That would be a pretty epic story. I wouldn't want to get my ass beat, though. Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, why not? Everybody loves an underdog. That's true, but Chris, the thing is, again, what creature am I going to fight? What being am I going to make me fight?

Yeah. You'll put a bathtub, Marley. Harley. I was going to have to fight. I'm going to have to fight a slightly, thin bear. Slightly thin, fucking fight Kuma.

Yeah, you'll find a man. That'll work out real well. I'm like, I don't like this. It's still a bear. It has bear muscles. It doesn't have fat on it. It would kill me. I would die in a stage.

It'd be a waste of time. A furless bear. A furless bear does not look as intimidating. No, they look scarier, in fact. They look creepy, but I don't know about intimidating. There's something

about the wideness of a bear that freaks me the fuck out, you know? Like, it's how wide a bear is. A hairless bear is like, why is it hairless? You know, like, what happened to you? What kind of mangy-ass bear are you? If you didn't understand what it was, that's why I think it's creepy, because it doesn't look like a bear anymore, so it's kind of creepy. They look like oddly built dogs.

What are there? A piece of media? Yeah, anything that you saw that was like the first? time that like you really thought critically i'll go first because i i mentioned it somewhat on the last episode i think but spider man three for me spider man three was the first time that i that i remember being excited about something like going to see it or going to experience it and then walking out disappointed and realizing that that was possible because before then i just didn't really have that idea and then i was i was thinking like what is wrong with like what happened and i started thinking like

oh yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it didn't live up to expectations because of this and and then I was looking, and then it got me like starting to look into like, that, Spider-Man 3 might be the main reason I'm into movies, actually, because it was the first movie that I could remember being like, how do they make this and what, why is this so, why is this so bizarre and off? And I would like, I would watch like interviews with like the cast and I would like, you know, do all that shit. Hmm. And it was the first time that I can.

remember really thinking like asking myself why I thought it was bad. I guess for me he was like Arthur. What? That's gay. That's like a show that constantly like you see people do things and you're like all right now would you like someone to do this back to you? And I'm like, no, not really. It doesn't seem like it helped.

And then it had like little resolution at the end. Because I watched shows that that's so much when I was a little kid. I've like shows where like people are like You know, the shows that I try to teach little kids how to be decent people. I just watch those all the time. They're less than cartoons. Yeah, just like I guess I don't want to be a bad person because I watched Arthur and Spider-Man a bunch of growing up, so I don't want to be an asshole to people.

So I started thinking about like what I'm doing could affect people outside of me at like seven. And I was like, all right, I guess I'm not going to punch kids in the face. Yeah, I mean, I guess that makes, if that's the kind of stuff that counts, then, yeah, I mean, it would be much earlier then. Yeah. But I was thinking critically. Yeah, I was thinking more like, like, like, really kind of reasoning, right, than critical thinking. No, that's more, that's more, that's more like self-price. I know what you mean.

That's more like, basic. That's just, yeah, that's just learning empathy. Like empathetic thought. You're just learning, like, would I like it if someone stuck a knife in my urethra and pulled up real quick? nah no I don't think I would I don't think I'm I don't think I would like that at all so I think I might not

The first thing I thought was bad The first thing I thought that was bad First thing I watched I was like I don't like this This isn't good For me was a there was an Avengers show on TV Back in like the 90s And then they made another one where it wasn't Captain America It was like they made like 90 of five them

And they had like Ant Man had this like weird edgy costume And Vision looks stupid I think you probably remember the show too I do remember it, yeah. But were you... But were you excited about it? I was very excited about it because I love the Avengers.

Oh, yeah, that's what it is. Because even from when I was like... Because even when I was really young, when I was really young, there were shows that I didn't like. You know what I mean? Like, I remember being like, oh, I'm not into that show. I don't like it. I think it's dumb or whatever.

But it's something that happens when you're looking forward to something and it disappoints you for the first time. Because for a long period of time when you're a kid, that doesn't happen. You think everything is amazing. Because everything is comparably new. You know what I mean? Like, you've never seen live action Spider-Man before as like a seven-year-old. Like, it's not, it just never existed.

And even if you had this, you're so young that it wouldn't have made that much of, you know what I mean? Like, it's new. It's exciting. Like, what are video games? Whoa, I could like manipulate virtual reality and, like, move around and do cool shit. Like, whoa, this is so magical. And then like, it's, like, it's so magical. At some point you hit an age where you've seen enough of it and then you're still super excited

about something and you're like, huh, I feel nothing. I don't feel good for me. And I got nothing out of that. Why don't I feel amazing anymore? In fact, I feel upset. I walked out of that theater of Spider-Man 3 with like the Spider-Man 3. I had a Spider-Man 3 shirt. It was like the Spider-Man symbol with like the symbiote on it.

I actually love that shirt. It's an awesome shirt. And I walked out and just being like, I looked. I remember looking down at my shirt and then looking up and thinking like I don't know if I want to see this again. Embarrassing. Yeah, I felt like embarrassed almost.

It's so funny too because now I love that movie. I watch that movie. Yeah. Because we're watching it in the right context now. Yeah, well, I also just appreciate it more. Just like it is, it is funny how much of a train wreck it is, but it also is like in like certain lenses, it is a kind of kind of a pretty good movie.

and it's fun to watch and it's like entertaining and it's still like it's still pretty well those that fight scene I stand by it the fight scene with like fucking Sandman

in the underground subway where he's like grinding his fucking face into the train and that's like that's metal as hell it's fucking dope also the very idea that that's how

the very idea that that's how a subway works is awesome I love like you you don't think about it really a lot when you're like

young watching that movie but like as an adult watching that sequence is insane because it implies that there are subways that are just miles beneath the surface and that like trains go up right like it's

such a fucking crazy nonsensical very like comic booky kind of like trains don't work this way and even Spider-Man too it kind of was like that too like that above ground train that above ground subway doesn't like that high above is insane

they're not that high up yeah that they're not by like window Those, though, no, they are sometimes up pretty high. That is pretty insane. They're not that high. They're stupid high, and they're not in lower Manhattan where, like, the big showdown is taking place. Like, the closest against is, like, maybe, like, Harlem is, like, the last, Harlem is, like, is the final above ground subway stop.

And it's, like, maybe two stories high. No, there's above ground. So, like, it's not. And there's above ground, like, train, like, proper train, not metro north. In the Bronx, by woodlawn and shit. Bronx is... Yeah, Bronx isn't... Yeah, yeah, but what I'm saying...

Into Manhattan. Yeah, you're right. There's not... The only... Like, into Manhattan, the lowest thing gets is Harlem. Like, Harlem is the only outside train line, and then it goes into... The tunnel, it goes into Grand Central or whatever.

But... Yeah. I just... Just the premise of a train being that high up in lower Manhattan or also just, like, having, like, 50 different, like, intersecting trains is hysterical. It's very cool for the fight.

What about you, Derek? What's the first time we got disappointed about? media or have you never been disappointed by media once I like everything man everything's fucking awesome do you imagine never be disappointed by something you watch like you have just a good choice like every time you watch something gets great I would feel like you're just soulless you can't because that's it's it's just such an improbability man that's so crazy that's so crazy if I liked absolutely everything that I saw I would at a certain point I would have to ask genuine professionals if I was stupid.

You know what I mean? Like I would have to answer to that question. I feel like you can't be stupid but also be self-aware. I don't think it works that way. No, but how do you know? But that's the problem though, isn't it?

Is that like, it doesn't necessarily preclude one or the other, but it does make it harder to believe the other thing because it's self-awareness is a huge problem actually. It's like, it's not good. Because if you're self-aware, that means you're, smart on some level,

but you can't you can't let yourself be too carried away with that because then you're the worst. Well, you can. You can turn off your degree of self-awareness. You can't just sit down and enjoy, you know, because you don't have to be critical

at every moment. It's hard to once, because it's hard to because we all go through that phase where we become self-aware and everything we absorb is just like, oh, this is stupid because X, Y, and Z. but eventually you learn how to be like I'm just gonna enjoy this because like it's not

me and joy something doesn't make me a worse person it just means I can enjoy things sometimes like Derek talks about the Fast and a Furious movies those movies are complete dog shit right but I can say someone can sit down and just have a good time watching

it's like this is just a film where things are happening speaking of Fast and Furious there was like a whole Twitter thing going on over the weekend or like this past week where like people were like when was the moment

Oh When was the moment Fast and the Furious Like lost all touch With reality And everybody's like I In some of it

They were sharing like The most ridiculous moments And people were like I straight up walked out of the theater After this And I'm like bro What are you doing in a Fast and Furious movie If you're not here for this

After after the fourth one It was at four was a different movies At four was completely different films Well Five Five one even The fourth one was when It started getting turning up

And it was like Because one and two. There wasn't a bank vault being dragged across a city in the fourth. No, no, no, no. Yes, you're right. Five is one, like, it started peaking. But four is when it started getting crazy.

They started like doing shit cars can't do. Look, so here's the thing. Here's the thing. This is why I know that's not true. My bad. One with the Rock. The one with the Rock is five. That's what I'm saying.

My bad. You're right. You're right. And, yeah. Five and when Rock joined the cast, it was what I love about that whole thing is that they're they're completely self-aware of what they wanted to do they were like essentially it was like cars are gay right they had they had their run they had their run like that like car people are so fucking gay dude I swear to God like I like I like nice cars don't get me wrong but car people are gay like that shit's stupid have your cars drive them and stuff but this culture of like I'm like it's like sneaker heads I love sneakers but sneaker heads are fucking stupid too you know what I mean this is because People just need to chill the fuck out. Enjoy your shit.

You don't need to get all, I can say the same thing about webes. Come on. You know, it's just, I guess, I'm hardcore fandoms are just all kind of lame. Like, you can appreciate things and not be all crazy about it. So they got their car movies. Arguably, there's way better car movies on the Fast and Furious franchises. So I don't even know why people cared about that old shit. Because I've watched the old shit and it's so fucking boring to me.

Yeah. I'm like, this is not, it doesn't appeal to me. It's not enough action. The stunts that they do in the cars are not that in fucking press. So when it turned into an insane action franchise, that's what I... I was like, this is what I want... I grew up in the 80s and...

Well, I grew up in the 90s, but I grew up watching 80s and 90s action flicks when they were just so stupid. No one was trying to keep them in the realm of reality. So anyway, as long as you understand that, like, the people that are like, I walked out of this or I hate this. I'm like, I don't...

I mean, you can watch fucking other grounded action things. You don't have to watch the fast. I don't fucking get these niggas, man. Yeah, it's crazy. I don't get these niggas. Yeah. Whatever. I'm going to say, I, so I have a suggestion here.

For me, personally. I don't know if you guys think this is a good idea. I've never seen a single one of these movies at all. Uh-huh. Not a single one. Right. And I was thinking, I'm going to watch the first one. And then I'm going to watch the last one.

This motherfucker reads the epilogue. He reads the prologue. You're one of those dudes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not one of those dudes, but I just think it's a, I feel like it would be such a hysterical leap. You need to make a video. That's like a perfect video to make. It is a good video.

Because there isn't a lot of people who have ever had this opportunity to do this. Right. Yeah, exactly. It's a way to use. I like that a lot. It's a way to utilize my gap in knowledge on, on something. Because it's, I can only imagine that the jump is ridiculous. The jump is might be, now, to be fair.

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan. America's Large Injury Law from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. When I see the trailer for this one that's about to come out, I think, in just a few days.

Or I can still be out by the time this is out. It looks less, it looks more grounded than the nine, the previous one. So you may not even be getting a full taste of the insanity because I feel like nine was the like the literal money shot where they were just like, let's get all the. come out of the way and then just finish this in a respectable but crazy way. It's still gonna be crazy. You don't get me fucking wrong. From seeing the trailer, it still looks fucking stupid. But the shit that they did in the ninth one is

I was in Lithuania and everybody was kind of like watching the movie very respectfully and I was laughing like it was a comedy film because it was just the stuff that they do with it. It's so funny. It's so stupid. I'll probably watch 9. I'll wait to see like what people say about it, I guess, to see if it's

Okay, that's a good. But like, I'm not going to go to the movie theater. Okay. I'm going to watch this weekend. Yeah, I'll let you know. Yeah, let you know. Yeah, let me know how it's say. I'll let you know.

Because I had a similar experience with fucking Harry Potter. Like I watched the first three and then I just fell off it because I was just like, eh, you know, I'm kind of outgrowing this. And then I would, at some point, it was just so big when we were in high school that you just couldn't avoid it. That tattoo is everywhere that, you know, the fucking Deathly Hollow's tattoo is fucking everywhere. Like Harry Potter was just so big. Oh my.

God, I would love to do that too. I'm not sure what that is. I would make fun of them until they... It's the triangle. It's the triangle. It's... You'll, yeah,

you look up Deathly Hollow tattoo. You'll see, it's... My niece has it, I think. Brianna has it. She has one? Of course, it's a young girl. Maybe I've seen it, but I just, I can't say that I...

You gotta get a new knees. You gotta get a new knees, man. Let me tell you. That tattoo... Throw away. That tattoo was fucking everywhere. And, like, you just couldn't avoid it when we were in high school. And, like, I ended up at a friend, it was Marco, our friend Marco.

Marco loves those movies. And he has invited people over. Yeah, he invited people over to watch the most recent one at the time, which was part two of the last one. Right? And so it was like, hey, it was Deathly Hallows. Deathly Hallows, Part Two. Oh, it's Deathly Hollows. I'm in a year, whatever.

I don't know what you think about this movie. No, no, no. It's definitely. Swallows. One of my first memories of porn was a Harry Potter porn parody, and I don't know why. Oh, no shit? Yeah, I remember specifically seeing, like, I was like, I can't do it. For me, it was a Jefferson's porn.

Oh, the Jetsons. That is, that is a one. Wait, wait, wait, by the Jets scenes. The Jets scene, not the Jeffersons. That is, that is such, that's a little better. The different things. Those are different things. The George and Meese.

She's just fucking wild, dude. Weezy. That's my mom's middle name. I can't stand that. I hate that Louise's wheezy. Oh my God. I might name my daughter that, low-key, just to have a fucking old-ass name.

Because I don't like, I don't like how homogenous all the names are now, man. Everyone's in Ailey. Everyone's in sort of Ailey or a fucking Daniel. or a Michelle. It's just like, nah, man,

I'm gonna bring back Florence. I'm gonna name my daughter Florence or like fucking like or Grace or Patricia or some shit. That's an old one. His name are a slur and then be done with that. Or you know,

you know what, you know what two names I really like? I like the name Griselda and the name Broomhilda. I don't know. It doesn't make sense why I like them. I hate that name so much.

And I don't like that name at all because it just the broom part ruins it for me to me. I like Brumhilda a lot. I understand it. Because I know. a broom. I know what a broom is and it just how it sounds. It just doesn't sound good to me. I like Broom Hilda because it's a name that really puts women in their place.

Jesus Christ. That's, see, I'm on board now. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, Stephen Crowdered me. You changed my mind. That's amazing. That's absolutely incredible. Yeah, yeah. That's, I like, I like, that's, yeah. It would be like if my name was like, uh, Chris computer, you know what I mean? Like, it's like, it's something you should. be doing it's it's a tool hilda means arm for battle in german yeah it's cool but i'm not but it's an old it's an own name that's the thing it's it's yeah but it's also it feels like you wouldn't want to do that because i thought you don't want like some anglo shit like i feel like that's who told you i don't want to i have an anglo name dude uh all you there is there's a compilations of you

just shitting on white people like oh yeah like yeah like yeah they're so you're Like, I think they got good names. He hates his white nose. He wants his kid to be, like, he specifically will kill his kid if it's white. And he's talking about how he wants to name his fucking daughter, Bermilda. This is, this is, this is a very serious thing, right? Lillian, I made this joke one time to Lily. And she held on to this.

You said you would kill your kid if it was white. I would never said that. I said I would love my kid less if it came out closer to her color. I'm kidding. obviously 95% of the time when people have like children with like a fairest killer person it comes out somewhere in the middle right I'm gonna love my kid if it's a fair skin person

if it's white I'll be very shocked you you said I'll be shocked if it's white you said specifically that if your kid was lighter than you you would eat it that's like that painting of chronos eating his young you know that famous

You know the famous picture? Yeah. You know that's how you would tear it as the Titan? You know, Kronos with the with the fork and knife? And he's just like, you know. That's selfie. That's a really famous one. That selfie?

We eat good tonight, captions. We eating good tonight. Stupid-ass kids. Me and me and my kids. It's me and my kids and it's a selfie of him alone with a meal. That's crazy That's great If I have my

Hey Wait, Wait, oh, Wait, What's up? Hey As long as they're healthy, I don't care what they are, bro.

I'd be happy if they weren't very high-colored, though. All right. Right. Hey, guys, let's, let's wrap this bad boy up. Reveld is a good name, though. Okay, fine. Okay. Let's, uh,

All right, we got, let's, let's, uh, rapid fire with the questions, okay? Okay. Okay. Cool. Changing my name to Nicky Zicky So My Questions Get Red

Rode and he says Ola Puerto Rican Demon and his successors What 2023 game are you most looking forward to? Go Baldus Gay 3 Um Baldus Gaye I like it's coming out this year

Shut the fuck up So So Yeah yeah so I mean it already came out Resident Evil remake I finally played it for longer than like two seconds Yeah

Yeah Spider-Man 2 for me. And Street Fighter 6, of course. Oh, yeah, Spitterman. Spitterman. Spitterman's out. We're getting that we might be getting some information next week. Next week, Monday.

Yeah, May 24th, I think. Finally. Dane wrote in, he says, What is your dream collaboration for an OST in a video game? Example, Limbiscuit X Doom. That is so fucking stupid. That is so upsetting. That is so 11th grade.

I, so 11th grade, I punch me. I don't hate it. I don't hate it. I hate it. You know, Elvis Crespo X Street Fighter. Shut up. You took that for me. I was going to say I was going to say a Wutan Klan

Street Fighter. What you call like OST? I think that'd be fucking fire. They probably already did. Like a deaf jam? Like a deaf jam? They did it. Type situation. Who. That would be so fucking awesome. I'm not. Notice that the Wutei clan is doing songs

with the street fighter. Each character has their own song by them or it's a verse. That kind of interchanges as the fight goes on. I mean and then the rapper raps harder when you're winning. Like when you start putting pressure on them, the rapper starts like spitting bars to whatever you're doing. That'd be fucking heat. That'd be nice.

Uh, yeah, real quick. So man, I don't even some, some fucking, I don't know, there's a mass effect game that's coming out later. So that and then just, uh, But who's Justin Bieber? Yeah, let's go. Yeah.

Grateful dead. Mass Effect. The fucking collaboration. Grateful dead? Yeah. Yeah, definitely. This is so, this game doesn't give off this feel.

Oh, like Chris Brown and then like, and then like it just, when it comes on, like, the women get weaker and the men get stronger in the game. Yes. Just like something like that. I play a fuck out of that game. Yeah. Like his track appears. Yeah, just a nice buff

I think that would be A blanket buffed all the dudes All right 3x What are we doing? What are we doing? Hamburger hamrow And he's like,

All right, boys, simple question Would you rather be turned into Ricky Berwick or Chris Chan? I love this dumpster fire of a podcast. That's Nickerwick Ricky Burwick. Yeah, Ricky Burwick.

Yeah, Ricky. Yeah, unanimous Ricky. Like, Chris, that's Ricky, look, Ricky Berwick is contorted in all, all matter of ways that I can't conceptualize, but Christian fucked his mom, you know? Yeah. Ricky Berwick's like a human Mobius strip, but like at least he didn't fuck his mom, you know? Yeah, at the very little bit. The bar's a little bit low, but I mean, like, that's, you know, it's, it's, it's fine.

We have lines. Shlumpo the slime wrote and he says, can God say the N word? Yeah, I mean, who's going to... Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. I'm not going to stop. He created the N-word. Who cares?

He invented... Oh, yeah, I'm God, N-W-W-G-G-W-G-GIN. He created the N-Ward. He created the N-Ward. N-GGA, I am God. That's what he appears to you for everyone, everyone on the earth. This is the person he says. What do you think would happen?

Do you think people would accept that? You think people would, like, be like, oh, yeah, that's God. And he just, he just says, nigga, every other sentence? You know what would be really funny? you know really funny it would be sad also if Christ was found to be black like straight up as a black person like not like a Jewish person with like tan skin

like a nigger you know how many people would renounce Christianity that'd be sad that just made me really sad I'm like damn it would be very race yeah so what it needs to happen is like God has like black arms but he has like

you know Mexican legs uh blonde like you know fucking Swedish hair like he's just like a little bit of everything but he's just just just blasting in bombs every other sentence and but like but you see that

this is clearly little what else looks like this on like this clearly is an entity that has to be God but uh do you fuck with them though do you are you like uh I mean I guess like I'd like to talk to God

coming to my kingdom my nigga that'd be a fun time have you been good my child I'm like no I haven't been that my little bit I've been pretty decent but like I want to talk to you about shit. You got time, right? Yeah, niggas, so tell me what was good.

Tell me what was good, nigga. I already know, but like, tell me, you tell me. I'll just be like, I don't know what's happening, God. I'll be honest. I don't know if there's a trick or something. If you're trying to get me to say any inward, I don't know what's going on right now. Like, I'll say it. Like, I'll say it back, but like, can I say it back to you?

Like, when you get offended? Like, what's that? Like, what's all this about? Or he, like, commands you. What if he's like, if he's like, if you want to get a, into the kingdom of heaven, you need to drop the hardar right now. What do you do? He has a follow-up question.

He has a follow-up question. And this will be the last one that we'll jump out. But he says, hey, boys, recently lost my job. So this will be my last question for a bit. But if God was real. Sorry to hear that, by the way, Sumpo. Which is the best, man. But if God was

but if God was real and he just said tons of slurs and was and was politically incorrect constantly, do you think people would try to correct him or just go with it because he's God? go with it. The fuck, what you want,

it's the almighty. I mean, you, I don't know. I think people would try to, I think people would be like, I know you created everything, but I mean,

things have changed here. You know what I mean? I mean, like people, with all due respect, like I don't, you know, a lot of those actors

kind of turned on J.K. Rowling and she created the Harry Potter thing. You know what I mean? She's kind of the God of Harry Potter. That's the same thing. It is very, it is very,

it is not the same thing at all, Chris. It is not. It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not, but it's the closest you got. It's the closest you got. You know, yes. It's the closest we have. It's the closest we have to anything like that.

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