The Snark Tank - #156: The Absolute Pinnacle Of Hip Hop

Episode Date: June 6, 2023

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Hey, Mike, you were talking to me Put your dick in your pants Hey, I don't know Hey, look, he's a little dead me I don't know We're gonna fuck this town Fuck it's ass in the fucking town tonight Sorry, I don't know why that

Uh, where are they, uh, straight cats, I think I don't know why they're stuck in my head, but it is Rock this town, rock this town tonight Yeah, this. I saw a cover of them, that's why. That's what it was. We're going to go to the gay cats. We're going to rock this down.

All right, right, all right. Gay dudes laying around with cats and having sex with each other while that song was playing over and over. What is this? Cats? It's pretty interesting. It's the gay cats. They're the Rockabilly. The musical?

Since gay sensation. Yeah. It's, uh, it, they, they have a residency in Vegas with, uh, with Billy Joel. okay all right I believe you for a little bit I believe for a little bit and I was like oh yeah

okay let's like this all right welcome welcome to the snark tank podcast yeah yeah it's

it's us we're here again uh we did so Derek said he had a very specific subject

in mind so I think you're gonna I'm just I don't know what it is we've not prepared for this at all we didn't discuss anything before

we just met up and started recording. Now, you'll know what I'm talking about once I mention it, just because like, I don't know what's happening with, so, you know, obviously, Sween, you're big fan of hip hop. You dabble in hip hop a bit, Chris. And I don't know what's going on right now, but there's like these guys that are on the right that are like popping up now. Oh yeah, yeah.

And they're becoming like sensational, like viral rappers or something. And I can't for the life of me. I guess it's one of those things where I guess it's one of those things where it's just, oh, they're on my team so I like it because otherwise I just can't. There's no. It is now I want to ask the question. So what brought it up for the people that don't know. No. So a bunch of people have been, you know, threatening Target and shit because of their Pride Month stuff that they've been doing since I fucking forever. I don't know. They always put pride shit in there. Yeah, they've been doing it for quite some time. So now like, you know, 2014.

Something. It's been a long time to the point where like I just, you can't pinpoint it because it's just in the background. Oh, it's June and there's rainbows and shit. Okay, fucking cool. Oh, okay. Well, that sounds a little interesting. I'm not doing gay. I'm talking about Pride Month. and you're like, I hate June. I just hate June, but it's not doing gay people at all. Well, what's, what's wrong with, what's shoe and head do, do you? No, I hate shoe on head. I hate June, that's when it starts getting crazy hot here. Yeah, it's already a lot of it.

ridiculously hot. And then by August, it's just pain. I feel like I'm not a huge fan of the summer. It's, yeah, it's hot. Nothing to do with gay people. Let them, like, thrive with my queer friends. Yeah, maybe. Listen, listen.

People know your origins, so. I don't know. But so it's, it was a, yeah, I don't know what the outfit is called. I don't know what the group or like what the artist is, but they did some kind of thing where they shot a video in Target and they were rapping about how Target is, I don't know, making you gay or something. Oh, Target's gay or something. Is it good bars? I mean, I, I, it's, look, it's, it's, I will say this. It's not the worst thing I've ever heard.

Was there a solid 16? It's not the worst thing I've ever heard. It's the actual substance that is just, it's brain melting. Like it's like they're rapping about Target. It's one of those things. Yeah. So here's the genius of it, right? Is that you've got to market.

Look, I'm going to say this like, this is very clearly true. You've got to market. If you're in music, you've got to market to the people who don't. know they can stream or steal okay you got to market to people who are still buying songs and the only people who are really buying songs are you know elderly you know of a of a certain persuasion ideologically and uh because I because I saw because I saw I saw I saw I saw I saw I guarantee you because I saw what is it they were like they topped the chart on iTunes and I'm like well yeah

exactly buys who the fuck is buying music anymore like are you where's the last who else I can't remember the who to who else Tim Poole like it's yeah yeah it's the people who buy music still and like nobody fucking buy it I don't buy music anymore at all like there's no

there's no there's no it's almost remember the last album yeah it's it's more inconvenient to buy like that's the thing about streaming right that's the thing about streaming like TV shows and like all this other stuff it is generally speaking more convenient

to, you know, to buy all those things. You know, it's more convinced. It's like, oh, I'll buy that thing or whatever, and I'll have it. But, like, with music, it's... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on. There might be... Is that a nerdy ghost? No, no, no, no.

I don't think you guys can hear it. People are fighting. No, we can't hear what's happening. Oh, shit. People fighting? I mean, I hear it pretty They're like Oh, let me close my window

I don't want What's somebody out of you? There's not a party They're fighting over a parking space Cut that out It'd be Mexican It'd be I don't remember what I didn't remember what the parkings

Don't you know I'm local I didn't remember what I was saying at this point That was really jarred No you're talking about the Yeah the there's a certain demographic That buy this shit But yeah So you can see

But what's fascinating to me about more than anything is how these people look. As I've seen one of the guys before, I forget his name. It's something stupid as hell. But he just, I don't know, he looks like a hamburger with like a piece of his beard missing. It's like right where the chin is, it's shaved down.

And he looks like one of those bizarre people. And then the other guy that's in the music video. And I tweeted this out because I, and I'm not like making a joke. When I saw the guy, I 100% thought he was AI generated. I thought like there was like something. I thought it was a joke or something. I was like, what the fuck is this? And then I was like, oh, it's the guy in the video.

There's this dude. Like they're both fat. Did you tweet it? Yeah. Yeah. I was just, what is this guy? I just, I thought he was fake. I was like, dude, this guy, there's no way this guy is fucking.

This guy was fake. Like you look at him, his beard is. so like, like, looks, like, it was just put on his face, like, it was like some spirit gum. Bro, what were we just talking about? What were we just talking about, like, there is a scary chin under there. There's a scary chin.

If you're willing to have a beard like that, man, like, holy shit. There's a scary looking shit. So the people listening, you got to see these people so you can really have a visual because I'm way more interested in how these people look than like what they did because, yeah, the, the, the political rap on the conservative side has been kind of popping up in the past few years. And some people would ask me, hey, what do you think about so and so? And I'm just every single time without fail.

I'm like, oh, they're garbage. And, you know, it's not even about, it's like, it's literally not about like their ideology. It's like, it's fucking garbage. I'm like, I'm sorry. I don't know what to tell you. Yeah. It, you know, it's not good music. It reminds me of, do you, do you remember La Tigray?

And how they made that, they made that Hillary Clinton song. And it was, it's, it's, it harkens back to a lot of that stuff where you would, you would hear this really politically charged, but very vapid rap or like song. And I've all, I just always hated it. Like, I don't care like where it's coming. from, I don't care like who's singing it from what perspective. It just, it sounds fucking bad. It's, it's like not good.

Because it's not really from like a particular thing. It's like it's, like, it's like pop culture politics in music. And it just like, it doesn't it doesn't work. It never, it never worked. It didn't work in 2016 when like left-leaning people were doing it.

It's not working now. If you, if you like it, if you like it, if you look if you're sitting there and you're listening to the target song uh kinks has given some nice beard as m r to the microphone for you guys i guess uh the if you listen to it now if you listen to it now if you listen to that target song now and you're like man this is pretty good i want you to understand that what you are right now are what the people who were bumping l'etigre unironically in 2016 were to me like that is

exactly like I don't know how the fuck you could possibly enjoy this because it's not good at the very least at the very least it's like not you're not going to want to kill yourself necessarily after it but that's like the you know you just kind of go like oh that was

definitely a choice and then you move on I just man it's bad I want to be I want to be clear like there's a difference like say I feel like most people within our generation grew up They know police truck by Dead Kennedy is because of Tony Hawk or some shit.

Right. They know, like, the Dead Kennedy is a very political band. I mean, they have, you know, one of their most popular songs called Nazi punks fuck off, right? The thing is, it's not, it's like these people, that's how they've always existed. That is their thing. It's not like, say, this artist that existed outside of politics and then latched on to some stupid bullshit. where it just, it's always translates awful. And like, it reminds me of,

remember when Eminem did his freestyle, the Trump, the hot cup? That's an awfully hot, Kathy Pat. And, uh, so I was, yeah, yeah. I was, so I made two different versions. One of them never saw the last day, but I asked Anthony Fantano because I know he's like,

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kind of shocks at Eminem a little bit because this is cringe. And then I had the one that was just nonsensical bullshit. I went with obviously that one. I went the latter. Because Anthony was like, this other one's gay. He was like, this is just,

and I was like, you're right. Like, it just feels stupid. And you know that butt light thing that happened? recently. It's another one's gay. It just totally, it just, yeah. And I was like, I was like, I told me, that's why I even asked because I was like, this feels kind of dumb.

I don't think, uh, I don't think, uh, it's going to resonate. I'm sorry. I'm fucking, I'm third. I, I, I, that my vocabulary, I can't take that on my vocabulary. You can. You just, you just don't have the, you just can't. You just haven't yet. My brain just does, never thinks about dude sucking cock when I use it in that way.

Like that's like it's so divorced from it being like Like being like what is the word Like homophobic or whatever Drogatory towards like gay people Like it doesn't even um Chris uh we went to Fuck uh We're at uh what the

Why were we at a skate place? I can't even remember We were at a skate place What the hell would we go to a skate place? It was like a hold on like a What the hell are you talking about? No no okay wait wait hold on My brain's, hold on hold on hold on oh wait wait are you talking about the roller rink

That party? Yeah Yeah, why were we there? I don't remember. That was a birthday party. That was like, I think, Lacey's birthday party because Taze Sunday was there. Okay, okay. Now I'm back on track.

When I... Yeah, it's hard to think of a flyer. Like, why the fuck was I even there? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, well, but I remember there was this one of... Yeah, okay, okay. Yeah, it was Lacey's friend that was in like a romper. Gay as shit, dude, dude was ultra gay.

And I think I saw like a real... I saw something adorable. happened. I don't remember what it was, but I was like, oh, that's so gay. And then, you know, that dude gave me a look kind of like, like, hmm, like, like, what do you mean by that? And I literally told him, I was like, I don't know, bro, like that kind of, in that context, like, that just means precious. And then in the other context, like, I was talking with Anthony Fentatown, that just means, like, I just don't, like, it just, it just means, like, it's so divorced from actual gayness. It's, it's a sentence enhancer. It's like a blank space in Scrabble where it's just like,

gay it just means whatever whatever you're gonna whatever I get whatever you assume it's almost you know it is it's almost like you could turn around of people it's like what do you mean like what did you what did you think I meant you can't really turn around yeah yeah yeah what did you think I meant no you did you because I what you think I meant I don't get it I I I am every every queer person I know doesn't take offense to anyone saying well most most I wouldn't say all most yeah I would say the overwhelming majority I would say most.

By like a lot. Most I know at least. I'm not saying I'm not going to demographics I don't understand. It's like how most retards I know don't really care if you say. Yeah. I don't know many people that are retarded. So that's not going to. I don't know many retarded people.

Yeah. Are you sure? You're on the internet. Of course you do. No, I don't. I don't know. Of course you do. You're on the internet.

I know people that are like, you know, they have like autism, but that's not meant to retardation. That's autism. That's a different thing. That's a different thing. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know many people who are... But to your point, though, I haven't met it. I know a handful of autistic people because of the Internet,

and zero of them are like, oh, don't say that shit or don't make fun of... Like, they're all in on the joke too. Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, like, obviously, like, you know, we're sounding kind of ignorant as fuck right now, but still... But I'm gonna stand on my toes.

I'm gonna stand 10 toes down. That's what I'm talking about. We, I don't say me. I try not to say it. Let me say I don't say. that's a lie. Yeah. I get mad.

I get mad while I'm playing, while I'm playing video games. And sometimes the powerful F word comes out my mouth. And then I'm like, I can't be saying that when I get mad at video games. And I, like, scald myself from it. I'm like, I can't. There's no way after you're saying this on a video game.

Just pretend you're British, man, because British motherfuckers are always like, I don't understand you guys. And that, and that, why is faggot so offensive? it's just uh it's it's some like meat with gravy on it or some shit Derek have you seen that you made that thumbnail that you made for the last episode

I could not believe it when I saw it I was offensive as shit dude I recoiled in fear when I saw it like I saw it live on YouTube I was like I can't believe Derek did this the thing Derek makes the most cursed the most cursed thumbnails It's fucking crazy

It's a fun part It's like I It's the only part that I actually enjoy doing Where I'm like when I'm slapping this shit together I'm like God it's all tedious But then when it's thumbnail time I'm like cool Let's like a reward It's like a reward when you're like I felt pretty

It's been like I never I never tried to go like outrageous With thumbnails really Like I always just sort of tried to keep them like relatively clean Yeah So, like, I never had, like, if you look at the thumbnails that Derek makes versus the ones that I made, it's like night and day. It's like, it's like I did such little effort into the thumbnails. And now they're like fucking so jarring.

I actually felt really good. Like the most recent video I did, I felt pretty good about the thumbnail. But even that was like really, really toned down in comparison. It's not fucking photorealistic. Yeah, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should celebrate that you, after how fucking long released a yeah

a proper video on your on your channel yeah it's been a long time I I thought so the thumbnail part of that right

that image of like weirdly animated Gallum on the ground with like a middle like I love that thumbnail so much he looks like

he's been fucking molested and just deep down to a crisp I can't I can't believe that that's not even like I didn't edit

that at all it's just it's just from the game. Yeah. It's beautiful. But, uh, yeah.

Dude with the fucking beard. That shit. Yeah. So funny. It's so, that's, you know, it's crazy?

It's like, you see a thing like that. He's, what he's talking about is like, like, Lord of the Rings Gallum came out. It's like this fucking horrible Lord of the Rings game where you,

for some reason, play his Gallow. I don't know why they decided to do this. But, right. There's like, there's like an old man in the game and his beard, like,

is stuck on like a very rigid animation. and so it like moves independently, like by itself. And I saw it and I was like, it's been so long since I've seen that in a video game. You know what I mean? Like, I, like, because that looked familiar. Like that kind of bug or that kind of glitch where like maybe clothes bend in like a way that they shouldn't

or like hair bends in a way that shouldn't. That is really old stuff. That's like... That's old video games. That's like early 360 like latest. The last time, and this happened in the way, this is how bad this was. It was, it was, um, uh, uh,

WWE, I think it was 2K21. I can't remember, but it was just a few years ago where it was, it was that much of the disaster where, to your point, there were bugs in the game that like people hadn't seen and quite some time. Yeah. Um, if, if anybody listening, if you just go watch donkey, uh, donkeys video on it and it just showcases them, you know, in a small video, perfectly of how fucking stupid that game was

how impossibly broken it was and like here you go again with this fucking shit it's what it's it's it's almost it's broken in a nostalgic way because this game in its broken state played like games that weren't broken in like 2003 you know where like you're clipping through the

ground and like it's just like it's animations are fun my mind what blows my mind is that I've I've read those books I've watched those movies. Yeah, you're, you're a Lord of, you're a Lord of the Rings guy. Yeah, you're one of those. Who the fuck wants to play as Ghalom, dude?

Zero people. Gollum sucks. Did you play the Shadow games? That is a, literally, you threaten to kill Gowlom all the time in those games, like consistently. There was, uh, I think in the, in Shadow War, there was, you had to like, he was like escorting you at one point. And I was so upset.

I was so upset like, fuck this guy. I think it might have been in both games. I don't know. I just remember, I just remember, like, annoyed. I remember specifically that, because for some reason, I don't know what the hell is going on with my Steam version,

but I even fucking, I re-verified the files, and I just couldn't get past a mission. It just, I never finished the game. It just kept fucking up on me. It's all Ghalm's fault is what that sounds like. It says, you know, you know what's funny? No joke.

I think the first mission that you do, the first quest that you do, where he's escorting you through some place, It was that. There was like some body you're supposed to find that would just not appear and I couldn't do anything. And it was like you needed a track where he was going and he was leading you to some shit.

Yeah. And it was that piece of shit. He ruined that game for me. In the new, in the new, in the new Gollum game, you play that exact mission, but from his perspective where you're telling people to go certain. You're lying. I'm not even joking.

Not, well, I'm exaggerate. You don't play that exact, like, with that character. Okay, I was like, you're, whining they put that in there. That's insane. That's so funny. That's attention to detail. That's actually kind of impressive. No, no, no. It's not, it's not literally the

scene, but it's that scenario. It's Gallum telling a person to go do a thing and escorting him to go do it. And it's like, I don't know, man. Lord of the... Can he do anything cool in that game? No. I haven't really like... He can pick up a rock. He can bash ahead of him with a rock. That's a fucking

dude. It's so bad. It's awesome. It's so funny, too, because This year's been a fucking banger year already for like video games as far as like, dude, it's hitting hard. Like Street Fighter 6 is about to come out. It'll be out by the time most of you are hearing this and it's apparently fucking dope. Yeah, I'm going to put that game so much. Diablo. Diablo 4 is around the, 40 bucks on CD keys right now.

What? Yeah, and you broke, any, uh, Street Fighter 6, yeah, any broke ass motherfuckers. If you go on CDKs.com, you can get over 40 bucks. I'm not getting it for PC because Pee is kind of stupid. Yeah, I understand But yeah, I understand Like people getting fighting games A PC, I'm like, I understand

But like that's dumb That's not smart It's more about the It's more about the fact that like Oh, this is where I play So like obviously I'm gonna Yeah, it's where you play But like it's a fighting game

That means you'll never be able to like Yeah, let's I'll bring it downstairs You gotta lug your whole PC downstairs And plug it in Let me turn on Steam clip It is It is one of the only, like, truly, like, console-centric genres as far as, like, this is definitely something that is more, more of what it could be at its maximum potential on console rather than PC.

At least, like, from a, like, from a general standpoint, yeah, I can't, you know, there's some people. If I'm gifted a PC one, I'll keep it, but I'm playing it on console. Well, actually No. Mods. Mons, bro. The mods. Oh, no. Cammy.

John Lee. Marissa, that big bitch. That large bitch, bro. Oh, no. Just wait until these motherfuckers work their magic on it. I've been on a large woman crack for a little bit. I'm just like, dude, I want to get picked up. You know, that's the one.

I want someone to pick me up. Not the cards. Not the cards. I know. Any woman that, any woman that, any. big, any huge woman to me is a giant. You're gonna have to, that's just a big

creature. You're gonna have to find like the elephant bitch or something. Like somebody with like drastic elephantitis in every part of her body. They even remove like, damn girl, you huge. What's your number is. That's all I was like, I wish Lily was like 7-3, bro.

That makes my life so much better. She would be dead in five years probably because she wouldn't be able to... Five years full of love, bro. I just want to like, but only her legs are like that, you know, she's just as short as she is except for minus her legs. Plus her legs. They make her seven three. Her legs.

Her legs are five feet long. Oh my God. She's just like a stilts. It's fucking stilts with her legs. That'd be so awesome. I hate it, man. I never, I'm losing that, losing that part of my life being able to be picked up, being able to reach up for someone. and just do you even remember that no i don't that's what i'm saying like i have no nostalgia for

it because i don't remember that shit my family stopped picking me up when i was like fucking two they were like walk now you learn how to do this do that that's awesome kinksson's so big ew i don't want to hold him ew it's not even i wasn't big i wasn't a big kid i was actually really short i just like that i like the idea of just like you're small kid there's a little You want to hold the baby? Ew, no, it's so big. When they pull it, they recoil their hands back and they drop me. They wipe their hands on their shirt even though they didn't even touch you.

Because it's like just the sight of you. Yeah, I don't know, man. Why won't people hold me? Do you guys ever play, I think it was, God of War, Ghost of Sparta? That's the PSP one, right? Oh, no, no, yeah. I'm thinking of Chains of Olympus, I think.

Oh, that's PSP also. Where it's, but yeah, I'm still thinking about that, though. Yeah, yeah, the Chains of Olympus, that's the first one that came out. Chains and Ghosts is part of our PSP. Where, where, um, so you reunite, you're in Elysium and you're with your daughter's and fucking, you're like, content. You just start pushing her away. You start butt-mashing to push her away.

That is the funniest, that is the funniest quick time event in video games. It's so funny. Pushing your daughter away. Like she's hugging and you're like, no, you're pushing her away. And then you got to mash, you change weapons, you change the number. Because first it's circle, then it becomes triangle. And you got to mash her away. It's so fucking funny.

Like, you know those assholes were laughing their asses off when they made that. They were like, yo, we should make Credo shove. He doesn't even shove her with any anger. He just kind of moves her off of him. He slightly just pushes her off. That's what's so funny about it. She's not letting go. She's a tough one, bro.

No. Yeah, he's like vaguely perturbed, but that's really about it. He's like, dang, I really got to go back out here and do some bullshit. Yeah, but that's why I imagine what your parents did to you. That was a whole point why brought that up. Push me away at every turn. They're just button-matched. Someone was QT in them, too.

My grandma was like, grandma can have a hug. She's just like, dun-da-da-da-da. Dun-da-da-da. Jesus fucking. Did you guys? So I can't imagine that any of us saw this. But the Little Mermaid is out. I saw it.

You saw it? Yeah, I have a girlfriend who loves a little. That's her favorite Disney movie. Oh, my fucking God. What the fucking live action is always garbage. I'll say, so I'll be real. I'll be real with you guys real, okay? Oh, man, this is going to be bad.

I did not like it. Of course not. Chalker. I don't care about Little Mermaid. I've never liked that movie ever. I've never. You're a cis. male. I've never liked it, right? I've never liked it. I thought flounder was adorable when I was little. I was like, oh, flounder is adorable. I hated Sebastian for being Jamaican because everybody was like, you're Jamaican like Sebastian to cry. And I was like, hard, hard, hard, hard. And I would try to bite their jugular when I was a kid. But I hate, I, like, it's just Haley, I'm Haley, whatever her name is, the girl, the singer. Haley, Bailey. Bailey, Bailey. No, Haley, Bally Bailey. Hally Bailey. No, no.

Hallie Bailey. Hallie Bailey. She is a good singer. Very, very good singer. Of course. The music was nice. The aesthetic was this time we were in the Caribbean. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, host of Beyond the Script.

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. So it was obviously the Caribbean's most beautiful place on the planet. So obviously it was beautiful sets and nice islands and obviously a lot of like Latino and Caribbean people doing fucking song of the the dances that we all do everything it was beautiful forced uh forced diversity is so woke

bro you know so woke so it was really nice it was there was pretty visual moments but as soon as you got moments where you saw the animals that's when I was like this is just stupid the second you saw the character regular that is just a regular bird aquifer Aquafina was so annoying. Aquafina, I, look, girl, go to bed. Go, go to bed forever. Who the fuck is that? I didn't even know what Aquafina is.

Yeah, what was that? Unfortunately. No, what is that? What is that? What are you talking about? Aquafina is that Asian girl from Shang-Ti. She's the comedic Japanese girl. Not Japanese.

I think she's Chinese. Oh, she was the, the comedic relief, like, to the counterpart or whatever. Yeah, I hated that fucking, that was disgusting. I don't even know why they got to put that shit in there, man. I'm like, bro, just make a fucking, make that guy just whip everyone's ass and snap everyone's next. We go home, we're having a good time. Yeah. But, uh, yeah.

She was, she was bad. It's another one of these. Sebastian singer was also, it was good singing. I admit, there was very, very good singing. Yeah, it's fine. But it's all the original songs. Of course, it's, like, every time I hear. But done worse, though, right?

But never is good. Huh? Have you heard a better version in these live action ones than the original? Yes, absolutely. This movie's music was better. 100% 100% From what I heard

Because these were singers opposed to voice actors That's why No you're out of your fucking mind No they were better They were better They were No

I think that's the reason They weren't voice actors In the original They were singers No they weren't They literally were She was not a singer She was a voice actor

She was a voice actor As well as a singer She could sing Yeah They could sing But they hired She was not a I don't know

Man You look at fucking I think one of the reasons why the voice, I think it's better because their voices actually sounded animated and not just like flat fucking singing. Well, the thing that I always come back to is that the Beauty and the Beast with fucking Emma Watson or whatever and how fucking horrible. She was so bad, bro. The guy that played Beast was an amazing singer. Her is so bad. So bad.

I was so angry listening to Emma Watson sing. Because I've never, because I remember, she might remember this. She can't sing. There was a long period of time where everybody was like saying she's the most pretty, she was so pretty. And I could not understand why people thought she was pretty. I think it was, I think it's holdovers from her being a girl from Harry Potter. People that liked Harry Potter thought she was cute. I think it has to be that holdover.

I mean, that's 100% it. Because I was like, I don't think she's very pretty. I never thought she was very pretty. I never understood why everybody thought she was very pretty. And I felt insane. I asked my friends, everyone's like, yeah, she's beautiful. And I'm like, that's kind of how I feel about Megan Fox. I think Megan Fox is traditionally, like, attractive.

Yeah, but Megan Fox is pretty attractive. Megan Fox is, I'm not even, I know this is people probably going to say I'm lying, right? Or exaggerating. I'm not even remotely kidding. I would absolutely, I would turn down Megan Fox, sincerely. Really? I sincerely, yeah. She's so bland.

She's so, she just looks like every single person I've ever fucking seen. I can say this. A lot of girls have her low. but not quite as nice as she looks as them. I think there's like a million people who look better than me. I never think about her. Like, so I understand. But I, when I do see her, when she comes up whenever, I'm like, oh, yeah, that's a very beautiful woman.

Like, but it's, oh, yeah, I mean, it's, but I just, but I don't. 80s hot where it's like, she has very, she has, but let me, let me, let me get back. Let me get back to what I was saying, right? Oh, he really was getting on that. Oh, I thought you were about, I thought you were going deeper on the Begen Fox. Let me, let me really bring this down. It's whatever. She's a famous woman there.

They just whatever. Yeah. I just thought that they were good singers, but that movie's not about, it's not those. In an animated, the animation allows to so much more magic. There's more magic in animation there is in live action this.

So seeing the animation allows it to be more fun. It allows to be more cool. Like seeing flounder as is a regular fish was so boring. I was like, this is just a fish. That's just a fish. That's what I thought about the Lion King, though. They're just fucking lions.

I was like, what the fuck is this? Lion King. The problem is fucking I hated. I hated Lion King. Of course, there was more problems, but that was the biggest problem, too. In fact, I would say. I don't think so. I don't think that's the biggest problem. What the fuck? It's one of the top.

She did not allow Donald Glover to sing anytime they shared a song together, and she was singing over him literally. That's not even the point. like it's the movie as a whole just sucked because it's so underwhelming. When you talk about animation particularly, the movement

is so important. The frame skipping that you can do for things to flow, you can't do in live action, which just sucks. It just becomes really underwhelming. It's like when you play a fucking fighting game, right? They have to be way faster than humans can move. Otherwise

it would be like, this feels like I'm underwater compared to other fighting games, right? It's like Prentive Auto Fighting or something where it's like, oh my God. Now, that would be pretty as shit, because you get thrown it, it'd be, I think that'd be cool. It would be cool, but it wouldn't be a good fighting game. It would be, like, it would be like a terrible fighting. It would be like, you choking somebody, and you're, like, fighting to get the pistol on your pants. And, like, they're trying to grab you.

Like, it's a series of, like, it's just buttons the press. But that's like, what's that game? What's that game where it's, like, it's like, it's all animation. It's, um, it's like a bunch of, it's like fall guys looking people and they're fighting. But I, I know what you're talking about. Gang beasts, I think is what it's called. It's like that stuff, where it's like, it's, fun, but you're not taking that to

fucking Evo. You're not playing fucking gangbeast and Evo. You know, so like... Did you imagine gangbees? That shit would be lit. That shit will go up. I think that would be insane. That would make people so upset. People would... Someone would die. Someone would pull out a pistol and die

at a fucking gangbeas, Evo because someone would lose and they'd be like, that was bullshit. I fucking pressed the button and it didn't do what I was supposed to do. I'm going to kill you today in front of your mom and the world. It'd be a whole fight where he has the gun up and they're trying to fight him while the guns high up in the sky. And it's like, yo, this is the best evil.

This is the best evil ever. No. They have to stop evil. Sony sells it again because they're like, yo, that got way out of hand. It got so bad. Beyonce, yeah, but Beyonce is one of the big, I wouldn't say it's like the top five. It's easily one of the top ten things wrong with that movie for sure. Because like she just, she just.

over sings every. It's like when, it's like those American Idol auditions. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help manage their kids fever. When it comes to fevers, it would just depend on the child's behavior as well as the number that the thermometer is kicking back. If the child is behaving normally and they're not having any obstruction to their lifestyle that they usually lead, then maybe a fever reducer might not be necessary.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit 4theple.com for an office near you. Where someone doesn't know when to just shut the, when to just tone it down. You don't need to go all over the fucking place. Just sing the song. There's nothing wrong with, like, part of your world doesn't need.

you know, fucking Celine Dion fucking screeching, you know, or anything like that. I think it was it was just so those movies unnecessary, right?

Those movies are never going to need to exist. They never need to exist. Unnecessary. Can I say something that I think is going to be... There's no way you have not seen the originals.

Yeah. And get the feeling from the originals. There's no way you're not going to not see those movies. But here's why they make these, though, Kingston. Because you took your girlfriend to see it. No, my girlfriend

made me go see it. No, no, no. You always have a choice. What is that? It's a Spider-Man lesson. We all have a choice. We all have a choice. You made the choice to go.

My girlfriend made me go see it. I have a movie pass. There's literally no such thing. I have a movie pass. So I didn't pay any money to see it. But unfortunately, I saw it. And I was just like, this is boring.

Can I ask you something? When are you going to admit that you're a Disney adult? Like, when is that going to happen? I, so this is the thing, right? I am a Disney adult by facsimile. It's not exactly my choice. I do like Disney.

I'll never deny I don't. All right. Like, I'm not, like, you calling me a dino doesn't bother me because I love Star Wars. I like, Fox and a Hound is like one of my favorite movies. Like, if they have a fox and a hound event at Disney, I'm going to go and I'll be happy. I don't mind it, you know, like I love some of the Disney things I really love. Like, I love Tarzan. I love Beauty and a Beast.

I love, uh, I want to be a beast. Coco. Coco makes me cry every time I watch it till this day. I think that's one of the best movies ever. Pussing. Shut up, bitch. But I wouldn't go see it as often as I do. My girlfriend is a Disney adult and she loves that

shit because he's from California. So the Californian women are, it's in their brains to be Disney though. It's in their minds. I had a fucking, my homie and he got with this girl, they got the pass and they went every fucking weekend. And I'm going to tell you,

honestly, we like fell off as friends because I thought that I was just like, I can't, I can't be friends with Yeah, no, it's, it's, it's like, it's four times last year and it was too much. It was, I went four or five times and it was just too much. It was just to the point. I was like, I'm not, I don't have fun here. Can't front gardens of the galaxy, that ride is amazing. That ride is lit as shit. But I don't want to be there that often.

I just don't want to be there that much. It's, fuck, there is, it's, I, I, Disney. is something that you should experience like once maybe, really. Like I'd say Disneyland was fun literally when I was a minor. And I mean like say I was going out with my homies and there would be girls our age and we would be just trying to get numbers. You know, we'd bring our back in the day before cell phones and shit. And it was fun.

We'd get to hang out and everybody was having a good fucking time. As you get older, what the fuck is the point? It's expensive. It's expensive. It's expensive. Hot as shit if it's not in the winter. You just go with your kids. Listen, you go with your kids.

You go with someone that really enjoy it. No, sorry. You go with someone that really enjoys it. Yeah, but it's like, why. If that happens to be your, how do you enjoy it so much? That's the thing. Some people just love it.

I don't understand how people love it that way. It feels like. Like, I like Star Wars land, but I don't want to go every, I don't want to go all the time. I love Star Wars. Who the fuck wants to do? Like, uh, uh, uh, uh,

Joe just brought up today. She was like, oh, it's been a while since, we've been to a round one and I'm like, oh, you're right. Like, well, I thought I didn't, I didn't actually say anything to her because I didn't want to talk to her. But I was like, oh, you're right. But I was like, oh, I was thinking of my mind. I was like, oh, you're right. He sat stoically saying nothing.

It's like, yes, that is. You don't want to respond or she's a woman, but it's like, she said something. You just like, mm. Mm. Yeah. But I'm like, yeah, you go every once in a while, right, play some fucking house of the dead and shoot some dumb shit or whatever. That's fun, but I can't, going, I just, I just, I just can't. I can imagine going out every weekend.

If it's not, I don't know, man. Like, anything that I did, the funnest things I used to do was going to karaoke bars. But that would still be like maybe once a month, maybe twice a month. Yeah, yeah. Max. Max twice a month. Like max. I can go to the movies pretty often.

Like if there's movies to see, I can go to movies pretty often. I wouldn't, I'll go to round one because I have such a large frame group that I wouldn't mind going different people. but I wouldn't go like more than twice maybe a month. Yeah. I don't do singing shit. Like I have stage fright so I don't do like karaoke and stuff like that. What? We literally,

you did karaoke. Did you? I did karaoke in front of literally my closest friends. That's what I did karaoke. I want something else. Can me do that? I'll never do karaoke at a lot. like a random character.

I'll go with my friends. Like, there's one coming up soon next month that I know Chris is going to and I'm going to be there as well, but only because I got forced to do it. Emo Nights. I'm not doing that. You're not going? What are you talking about? Then I'm more like, because there's one next month.

And I was like, oh, next month is in June? I'm not going to be here. I'm not going to be here next month. Yeah, forgot. That sucks. But I guess I'll go because my, so I was like, I always set up to Puerto Rico. So it's too late. Yeah, I'm going to Puerto Rico.

Yeah. Nice, man. No, I'm going to New York for, on, I think, I'm not going to say when, because people don't need to know. But, like, I'll be, I'll be in, I have a, I have, so I'm going to be there for a while, like, a few weeks. Because I have the unfortunate situation of having a graduation for, like, a niece, who I care a lot about, really, really, you know, closer. And then on the end, I have a cousin's wedding. And it's like a, you know, one of my closer cousins, it's like the kid, the, the, the, the, cousin who I who got me into Halo and

a lot of video games and stuff so it's like I should I should be at your wedding it'd be fun but they're awkwardly paced so as like I would have to fly back twice in like a very short amount of time so I'm just not going to do that I'm just going to fly once and I'm just

going to you know work from yeah just do with it yeah just expensive time with my parents whatever but flying makes me suicidal but yes I respect it I can I can imagine dude like I fucking I, dude, I hate, I like traveling, I hate, I like, I like being in new places, but I fucking hate traveling. Like I hate getting on a plane, like dealing with the people at the airport, then like inevitably there's like some inconvenience that happens at the airport that affects everybody and then suddenly everybody becomes a fucking, the worst version of themselves, they're fucking complaining, like taking their anger out on fucking people who have nothing to do with what's, what's, what. what's actually going wrong.

And it's just like it's the worst people are the people at the airport. Like sincerely. Like I fucking, and when you're there, that counts. You are the worst. There is no person who is the best version of themselves at an airport.

I guarantee it. You're your worst self at an airport. You're, that's one of your worst versions. Yeah. If you took, if you took the happiest version of me that I've ever been and put me up against me at an airport,

I he's winning every single time he's destroying you bro yeah it's a good point he's a poison damage yeah he does like you you block and your hands start burning you're like why does it burn he's radiated like the worst maybe not the worst experiences of my life

but like some of the most the biggest panic the deepest panic I've ever experienced I've experienced at an airport because I remember I was I was trying to I was flying home and I was like running late because I timed it all wrong. The trains were a little bit late.

So I had like 15 minutes to get to my gate from the outside of the airport, which like if you know anything about airports, especially in big cities, that's a fucking, that's a slim fucking window. And I get, I'm like, I take the cab, I get out of the cab, I pay, I run out. I realize like the music cuts out from my headphones. I'm like, what the fuck? And I turn around and my phone is not in my pocket. It's in a New York City taxi cab that just sped the fuck off. And I immediately, like, I was like, I can't believe I just left. my phone in a New York City taxi cab.

I saw the universe. That's how fucking angry and panicked I got in that moment. And then I sprinted with all my bags. I grabbed it. Like I somehow I pushed through security. I was like, I can't. I have a flight. I have a flight.

Don't touch me. Don't touch me. I skipped line to security. And everybody was like, he's clearly going through something. We're not going to start shit. But that is, I got to say. No me to talk is. No me toke.

I got to say, I really was like I was like I was like I exuded such fucking evil energy at that air I'm astounded that they didn't pull me aside quite frankly but like they're they're fucking horrible I do wish it was like a little bit more socially acceptable to be at airport security and be like hey listen are you like how early are you you know because like I got if I get to security and there's like a long ass line and my flights in like 10 minutes and everybody else in front of me has like they're going to be chilling in the airport for like an hour and a half. I wish I could just be like, hey, listen, you know, that was the only moment that I had that

courage to do that because I was just so frazzled and fucking angry and terrified. But awful. I hate the airport. Fuck the airport. I hate flying. It literally brings up the worst version of myself. I can't imagine how you even fly in the first place, to be honest, Kingston, because, like, I'm small. Because, listen, I'm small.

I'm a small guy height-wise, right? I feel fucking cramped as hell in an airplane seat you know like I can't I can't imagine anybody who's like tall

or just like even slightly bigger it's crazy yeah it's a terrible experience yeah it's disgusting it's a terrible experience it's why I want to kill anyone who brings infants on the planes too

do you remember that straight up do you remember that video of the there's a video that came out recently of like it's like this, look, it's, I'm not going to mince words. It's a really, really poorly proportioned, very, very unhealthy, fat woman on an airplane. And she's moving through the aisles.

And, you know, the whole video is kind of, the general idea of the thing, it's like, man, they, they won't accommodate me. Like, how come airplanes are so, you know, cramped and they can't accommodate people my size? And everybody's like, fucking, the world can't fucking bend to you. And I'm like, listen. Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist

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Hear the full conversation, plus so many fantastic insights into all the stages of life when it comes to women's health. Listen to Beyond the Script, a podcast from CBS Pharmacy, wherever you get your podcasts. I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently. said 20 billion one.

20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Spiritually, I get where you're coming from. However, shh. Let this happen. Because selfishly, that would be a great outcome for literally everybody. All right? Just shh, shh, shh, don't complain. Let them complain about the, in fact, support people who are complaining about this

so we can get wider seats. Or just put everybody in a couple. Like actually. They just need to lose a couple of extra seats. So widen these motherfuckers out. Obviously more than a couple. But they need to widen these motherfuckers out, dude. They're just sardining everybody just to maximize profits.

And it's so fucking insanely uncomfortable. It's insane. And then the jump from fucking just being in first or business or whatever to just coach, the price is just fucking staggered. And you're not even, the accommodations aren't that like, I get it to people who have a lot of money. It's worth it. Like, I get that. That's really how I have to fly sometimes. I have a comfortable flight. Like when I have to go to London, I have to, I'm going to get first class.

I have to get first class to go to London. Because if I don't, I will stand up eventually start screaming and a Marshall will have to shoot me. Yeah, yeah. I will get up. That's a long flight. I'm going to kill and somebody's going to have to put me down. Los Angeles to London. you, that's got to be, that's, you know, if you can, if you can somehow spring for a first class flight,

that's the flight that you spring for it. That's a long, fucking hours. I might have to leave from New York, because I don't know, I don't know if I can do that one flight. Like, I, that would be smarter. I don't know if I could do. I am so, I get, like, we were flying to Florida. There was, I had a whole aisle row because there was not many people going to Florida at the time, because it was in the middle of the week when we left.

And like, I went to bed and I woke up and I realized I was in a pain, I was in a plane, and I just started panicking. And I still, from the other side is looking at me just like, I feel so bad for him. But I'm just like, I just, my brain is just like I can't be here. You get so angry. You get so angry. Like, I don't know about you. I get like when I nap and I successfully sleep on a plane and I wake up and I'm still on the plane and like it's got, I've got like an hour left or something.

It's panic for me. It's not even like. The angry. The angriest I've ever been. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. I fucking hate it.

I don't know, man. It's not that bad to me. I don't know if this has ever happened to you guys, though. You ever, you ever woke up with an immense amount of pressure? Like, from, like, say, I've slept and then the, you know, since the altitude's changing so much, there'd be so much pressure my head. I would have an extreme headache. Like, that happened, I think, on the way to Tampa. And it's one of those things where I have to, like, try to yawn and then,

Or you can be a, uh, one of the, an idiot and, like, blow the, the pressure out of your fucking ears and damn near just rupture your fucking eardrums. And blow your fucking head up. Because that one's like, though, like, just, just plug your nose and start blowing. And then, like, hopefully it'll just kind of release. But sometimes, if you do too hard, that should, you, you damn near rupture your eardrum. Yeah, dude. I, I, I sneased once. I sneezed once and I held it in.

That was like, and I felt, when you. sneeze and it comes out your ears dude it feels like you got flash banged like actually like it's it's it's it is wild i never experienced that in my life before like i think like a couple like i think like two months ago where i was like i was like i was really like in the throes of like allergies and i was like oh my god this is so bad and then i sneezed and i flashbanged myself i had to go lay down for like 10 minutes because i couldn't believe it but did you see that video of the of the plane landing and the door like somebody opened the door dude I was just about to say that.

What country was it? It was like Korea or something? Let me look at it. Let me look at it. This motherfucker starts having a panic attack. And they were low enough to where the pressure wasn't too fucked up. So he was able to actually get the door open. South Korea.

South Korea, yeah, yeah. Like the motherfucker successfully got the door open. And dozens of people went to the hospital for panic attacks. You can't be. You can't be, that can't be real. I'm not kidding. Yeah, it's real. He opened the door and people got yanked out.

No, no, no, people didn't get yanked out. Because they were low enough. It wasn't like, it wasn't, they weren't high. Yeah, because if it was too high, you couldn't get it. Because you can't. That's the fuck that man has super strength. He just, oh, goof. He just pulled out.

I'm like, dude, stop. You're going to kill us. And he's like, no, no. He just opens it. It's so crazy. crazy seeing that. What's so crazy is seeing a motherfucker with their cell phone recording it happening. Motherfucking doors open and people are panicking it. Like, there's a phone capturing it. I'm like, that's phenomenal. That's people's first response now. My first response is like to try to stop a problem or like get away.

And people's response is just. That is nuts. I don't. I always. I regret not having that mindset with a lot of things where I'm like, damn, I wish I I would have had that, uh, I would love to have seen that. It was like when I went to drop off a Jojo one time and there was this, uh, this homeless gentleman, um,

with his ass completely out. Just like, just, just, just pants fucking half mass. And I'm like, oh my God. I'm laughing my ass off,

right? Just join this guy on the street corner. And I'm like, fuck, why didn't I record? You know, it's one of those things where it's like, you,

my first thought isn't to, to just grab my phone real quick and the snap this shit. So there's this video that I got sent, right? Of this guy, this like guy somewhere in the Middle East, but it's his pants down like touching himself. And a dude walks up to him and he slaps him so motherfucking hard. I've never seen a human being get slapped that hard. He slapped him so hard. It sounded like when Tom gets hit and Tom and Jerry. It was like lightning struck. That's such a great fucking. sound effect, man.

And I'm going to send it to you guys in the chat. We can continue to whatever you guys are doing. But when you guys hear this strike applied to a person's body, it is going to completely fuck your day up. What chat are you putting it in? I'm going to send it to the chat in here on the Yon- All right. Put it in now.

We're going to start getting into questions after this. Yeah, let's do that. Because we got to. Let's do that. We got to get into these questions. He struck him. He didn't hit him. He struck him.

Where is it? I don't see it. Sometimes you've got a strike mom. I'm looking for it right now. I'm trying to have the exact video. Don't tell me they got rid of it. That'd break my heart. Oh, you son of a bitch.

Man. That would break my fucking heart. You can't hype us up like that, man. That's crazy. He made it up. He probably hallucinated it. Hi, I'm Dr. Jake Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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No, they think of it. His dick was out. So I'm gonna sound like me a problem with it. But it's... Your Honor, his dick was out. His dick was out. I was like to get rid of it. Like getting rid of it.

All right, well, I guess that's it. I guess we'll just unceremoniously move on to questions. God damn it. No. Way to go. Genesis wrote in. wrote in. Says, hey there, you

living, breathing joke templates. The very first episode of the Star Tank I listened to was the Chris Chan episode. I don't even remember how long ago that was. And ever since then, I've been hooked.

So that makes me wonder, have you guys ever become fans of something under strange or less than desirable circumstances? Thanks. Thanks if you read this. And sorry if I brought back

any bad memories now. Christian is always at the forefront of my memory. Just watched Turkey Tom. It took me like a week to watch it, but because I got to be, I gotta be honest.

I only, I really, whenever we talked about Chris Chan, I only know little small bits and pieces. I didn't know the full extent of like what Chris Chan has done. Yeah, that's a lot. I'm involved in. So I finally,

I was like, you know what? This actually makes sense. It was, I think it was like two hours. I can't remember three. I can't remember how long it was, but Turkey Tom put out a video recently.

And then I just watched every few days or something, I just kept going and going. I finished it. And I was like, okay, the phenomenon now, like why it's the extent of how much, I guess I didn't really know how much people truly fucked with, with Christian. That's the one thing that I didn't really understand. Like, wow, like the dedicated trolls, it's, it's, I feel like they're almost crazier than

Christian. Oh, yeah. Be able to have that dedication. What's fascinating, I've always said this about Christian, the fascinating thing about Christian, isn't necessarily that he is, I mean, he's a fascinating creature for sure but like yeah the the people who engage with him are also arguably equally as fascinating because who has the time or the energy like

even I as somebody oh you found it all right I'm proud of I'm really proud of myself put it put it yeah good job bed all that thought on the question yeah how much you want to bet this is this is going to have some kind of

oh it's okay it plays How'd you find this? Something awful? They got to put the sound on. He got to put the sound on. He got to hear it. Oh, I got to hear the fucking sound effect. You're going to put the sound on.

Oh, my God. Ah, those acoustics. Those are some sick acoustics. Dude, he slapped fuck out of him, dude. His eyes are, like, so open. He hit him so hard, he realized what he was doing. And he was like, I got to get out of here. He's like, I can't be doing this.

It's not okay. Wait, wait, did he kick him at the end? He kicked him. Dude, everything about this is... He says, put your dick in your pants, and then he spartan kicks him. That's amazing. He hit him and he tried to swim. That's amazing.

He hit him in his first idea. We got to swim away. We got to put this in the episode somehow. We just got to censor it. Yeah, I just let's put a mosaic little fucking shit on it. Well, you don't have to put a most... You probably just crop the bottom half off, you know? For sure.

That is so funny, though. This should be the cold open. That'll be, yeah. All right. That'll be the cold open. That'll be the way that... That'll be the intro to the podcast. Every person I show that video, too, they laugh.

I ever got a single person that was like, oh, that's ghost. Everybody's been like, what the fuck, dude? This video is brilliant. His fucking accent. That's what really makes it too. Pull your dick in your pants and then bam. That's bad. That's good.

That's good. That's good. Do you fucking, yeah, slap some super hard? And it's just, the acoustics are great since it's kind of like a tunnel. Like,

it just so it really echoes like crazy when he slaps them. When he kicks him, it's so funny. He's so old. And he just fucking. He's a ruffian, bro. He's a ruffian.

bro. It doesn't sound like a, it doesn't sound like he was hit in the head. It sounds like, like, like, PVC pipes. Like it was like he was struck like he wasn't hit.

Somebody struck him with something. You know, you know that little thing at the bottom of the door that kind of like, that wiggles? Yeah, that's kind of, that's the effect that I kind of get from the,

the fucking street. It's so ridiculous. Oh my God The kick is wild, man You didn't sell this video correctly because this kick is the star of the show man It's so good

It's so good Like these kicks and then it It's immediately It's so good I was looking for this bro I was like How do you find this video? How did you even find it I have to find his video

I just started I just started going back. I just started going back and back back to like all through all of my likes. And I was like, you got to find us. I got to find us. This is crazy though. This is like,

like, like he, this is like an old Sikh dude. Like, I didn't like, oh, I didn't download. I should download.

It's going to be off the internet so I got to download it. Yeah, download it. Yeah. Like these dudes are usually like very respectable and shit. Like, why is this guy? Like,

it's analyzing it. It's okay. So he's just there. And. He doesn't even have that pervert face when you see, because I think we've all seen, you guys live in New York. Of course you've seen naked dudes touching them,

crazy people touching themselves, but they have a craze look on their face usually. Usually there's something, you know, like, oh, that guy's off. This guy, he's acting like he's not touching his dick. That's the thing that's crazy. I don't think he knows he's there. That's what I think it is.

I think he has dementia sincerely. Like, it looks because he doesn't look at all like he's aware. You know? Yeah. Yeah. Some guy comes up to him recording and he's like, I wonder what this guy wants. Like, what's going? He's going to get slapped and spark and kicked down the stairs.

He's in a series of what's going on. That's all he's experiencing. Yeah. Which is so fucked up. If that's the case, just getting slapped and kicked. I mean, you know, you got to assume, you can't just assume everybody doing heinous shit is just, you know, just not. Oh, well, you know, they don't know. I understand that

But I don't think he knows Like I know Yeah you're right You're right I think he thinks He's doing somewhere else And I think that hit Got him back

Like that slap got him back To where he should be Oh he's like oh shit my bad All right Oh shit my dick's out I gotta get home All right We got to get to the question

He's got to drip too man He's kind of dripped out I'm not gonna lie The Sikh man I like that Nicolodean Fucking orange That he's got on So that's a little polo

All right yeah go back to the question. I'm so fascinated by this video. What is this me, dude? With constantly these fucking videos, this should I see online, bro. It is Nickelodeon. It's Rugg-Rats, the movie VHS.

Oh, man, okay. Man, what was it? The Christian, yeah, yeah. And he became like a, well, you were talking about Christian. Oh, yeah, I was saying, like, the people who, the people who are, like, involved in his life are equally as depra.

and crazy. 1,000% There's a character, I don't know if you're aware of it called Liquid Chris. Are you aware of Liquid Chris? Yes, yes, yes.

That, so I'll just say this. That is hilarious. Like the idea of that of like somebody pretending to be him and like having an audience of people pretending to believe him to the point where Christian has to go out

and be like, no, that's not the real me. I'm the real me. What were they saying? Liquid Chris is so good. Chris's name was like Ethan or something. They gave him a like a name. Yeah, yeah. I don't remember.

They're trying to gas. It was. Yeah, I forgot. It is funny. It is funny. It is funny. That was fantastic. But it's also like what is wrong with you that you're willing to do this?

You know, like to another person. It's crazy. They're all psychos. The story of Christian is the story of just villains and villains. Yeah. Christian story. There was like a 13-year-old boy that was, like, sexting with him or something, wouldn't he? Huh?

There was like a, there was like a 13-year-old boy that was pretending to be a girl. Yeah, to be his-to-be-his-to-be-his girlfriend, yeah. Like, for a long time. And that was like the, I didn't know that before. And I'm like, that is, look at what, when I was fucking evil, dude. Like, I was not to that you were 13, no, not even. That's like. That's, like.

I was laughing that fucked up things probably then still. But I wasn't outwardly, like, doing things that are just, fuck yeah that's that's that's crazy i'm like you can't chalk that up to just be like oh well he's just a minor i'm like no that kid that kid that kid i guarantee you i that kid i guarantee you today is either dead or really evil like there's no there's no there's no world where a where a chott there's no world where a kid that does that grows up to be a good person like i'm sorry like i understand that people change and all that but like that's different man not that because not not like that there are people who change but like like

You got a man, you got to be, because that's before, that's a lot of rehab. Because the thing is, like, when you're that, that's before you should even have that level of hate in your heart. You know what I mean? 100. It is more acceptable to me to do something like that when you're like 19, which is still way too old to do that.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes

on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Yeah. Yeah. You're still 13. What are you doing when you're, like, what is in your brain when you're starting to learn shit?

Like, like, you're barely starting to understand the real world. That's like kidnapping and like sob shit. Yeah, that kid is, that kid is easily. Like somebody waking up in a room, D. Yeah. You don't value life. Apparently, Liquid Chris. Apparently Liquid Chris is a doctor now.

Really? Isn't that insane? Has, you think Liquid Chris, Chris has, like, reflected on the shit that he used to do? You can't. You gotta let that shit be in the past. Yeah. That's too much darkness. That's too much darkness.

Yeah, you can't compartmentalize that shit. Move on. Move the fuck on. He had, he had a golden impression to him, man. It was a good impression. Like, it was.

Didn't they have like a sing-off or something? Yeah, they had a bout to see which Chris was real. They had a bout. That's some fucking, that's some game of throne shit. That is some D&D shit. that is

enemy copies you and you're like, I got to beat my enemy. I'll put it this way. In eight years, an amazing show that started eight years ago could have been written, right? It's the series finale eight years from now.

Amazing story, amazing drama, amazing character work. And there's an interview with the writers. And somebody asked, what inspired this story? I could easily, easily see people be, see them being like, you know, actually, funnily enough, every major plot point was taken in some way, shape, or form from the story of Christian Weston

Chandler. That would be, like, because it is crazy. You could easily, like, loosely base an amazing show on this, like, easily, even if you didn't go with the exact angle, even if you were like, no one's autistic, no sonic, nothing like that. But just the idea of like this person's pretending to be you and convincing people or like anything, anything from it. It's crazy. What did they call his, um, what did they call his stepdad?

Um, or was it his actual dad, I remember. Uh, they called them a name because, uh, they said that, because he said that he was going to cut, he was going to cut down the internet and they called them like a, like a, like a lumberjack or something. What did they call them something? I can't remember. I'm, I know. Because he was, he was like threatening to. cut down the internet, not turn it off you want to cut down the internet.

I'm working on it. It's so funny. That's what killed me, bro. There's a great video of his dad. It's my favorite video. It's like a really old, old video of him making a video and his dad comes in. He's like,

take that shit off the internet. And he goes like, I can. It's uploaded. And he's like, well, fucking unload it then. And he goes, and then Chris goes, I'm working on it. I'm working on it. And it's like, no, he's not. He's in the process of uploading something as he says this.

It's crazy. It is so fascinating, man. And I get it. It's like there's an element of like, there's an, what's so fascinating about it to me is like, there's an element of everybody kind of understands that this is like wrong on some level. And because everybody knows it's wrong on some level, but because he is also so like dark as a figure. everybody kind of accepts like

it's almost like this is the last person we're allowed to treat like this you know what I mean like it's like there's like there will never be another person that that this is acceptable for again like ever

at least in the way that it is for Christian like no one everybody who has moral objectifications or objections I don't know objectification is the wrong way anybody who has moral objections to the way that

the whole Christian thing is unfolded they can have those objections but they also know a lot you know like they know a lot they know that's me that's literally me that's literally me that is why i'm trying that's not speak much because i think that shit is that is the that is the perfect example

of not allowing like when you allow someone to go into that without supervision oh yeah and it turns into that like and i it's a cautionary tale it's a good it's it's good that it exists in some way because it's like you don't want any part of this I don't know about it's good to exist, but if that was,

if this was a tale, if it was a tale that I heard, I wouldn't believe it exactly. You know, like, if someone came with me, it was like,

if you heard the tale of Christina Weston Chandler, I'd be like, no, and then they'd tell me, I'd be like, that's horrible. If you pitch this to a writer,

they would be like, that's too unrealistic. No one would believe it. Yeah. Literally. Yeah. Liquid, Chris's addition to that shit

was when, I was like, this is unbelievable. Yeah. I got to say, after watching this documentary, I, I'm a, like, I totally understand the, the fascination of Chris Chan, why people are so fascinated. But now I kind of have to really wonder who is more fascinating to me, Chris Chan or Ethan Ralph, because, like, there is things that I didn't know. Like, I didn't also, I didn't know Chris Chan was, was a racist.

I didn't know that either. Oh, yeah. I didn't. Like, I didn't, like, there's so many little little things that I didn't know. Everything that could be, I was such a normie. Everything that could be wrong with a person is wrong with Christian, I think. Like, sincerely. Every, every, there's more plot, you know.

Yeah. It's like when you're reading about, um, it's like reading, um, like Tan Reel lore and her final about Aldwin. And realizing there's just more about Aldwin and you thought. You're like, there's more. Al doing something involved with the Dark Brotherhood. How is that possible? Yeah. He just keep reading it.

Like, this character's done it all. Yeah, he's just, he's, he's walking lore. He walks around and exists as lore. That's what he is. He's a George R. Maring character, but he's just retarded. That's it. That is just all the totally different. That's actually a good point.

It's crazy. It's a good point. Yeah, that's some internet royalty show right there. He's the most documented character on the internet by far. Yeah, so the thing with the thing with the thing with the thing. Ethan Ralph, right? Even Ralph, right, is... Yeah. We're going to get to one question this episode.

But the thing with Ethan Ralph is that, like, he is absolutely a character. You know, like, without a doubt. But he just, he... He hasn't had... Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman, and I'm the host of Beyond the Script. A podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about women's health, Amy Lynn Safatee Valentine, a CVS pharmacist from Long Island, New York, talked about just how often women approach pharmacists with questions about menopause symptoms.

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. do? I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think

somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Chris Chan was destined for this. Like, destiny was calling to Chris Chan and says, We choose you to be this...

Because no normal person could endure anything that Chris Chan has endured and still walk around and live. You know what I mean? Like any... If you are a mentally healthy person, you would have killed yourself way, way long ago if you were in Christian. Very true. Like... The amount... The bounce back is fucking incredible.

I almost feel like in some way God was like... And I don't believe in God. I'm just saying. In some way, the universe was like, you are so stupid that you can handle this. And all of this hate has to go somewhere, because if it doesn't go somewhere, it'll spill everywhere. Yeah. So it almost feels like Chris Cham is holding the hate of the world on his shoulders. And he's thankfully completely unburdened by it because he's not intelligent enough to even realize it's happening.

Yeah That's fine Ethan Ralph is like So do you think So do you think Chris Chan is a recent A messian is a recent figure?

Uh He He's Chris Chan is a bit of a Messiah figure Yeah of course I would I would say

I would When Chris was given that little Di tribe right there I have to agree Like that is Yeah He is the internet Without

Without Christian We would all have Liquid Chris's That Pretend pretending to be us. We would all have liquid Christmas pretend.

There would be like a liquid swine, like running around, doing an impression of you. What the fuck would liquid me be? That's what's scary. I would love that. I'd love that. Someone would, like, just be that fascinated with you and to troll you that hard, and then, like,

just, everybody just gets in on it. Like, no, I don't, who are you? You know, he's, who are you? You're not, you're not, swinging. Get out of there. Chris Chan is like, I don't know, man. He's like, uh, Like moths drawn to flame

Yes Like the unhinged people of the internet flocked to him So that they have a target And they leave the rest of us alone It's so it's sad That is some real shit That's some real shit It is

Yeah like all that There's some real shit But I would answer a question real quick So we can fucking move on Yeah The only thing I think about The question was Was there something that you got into

Because of like unfortunate circumstances There's something like Chris Chan Or something like that That's the first The only thing I can think of, which is 90-day fiancé, I never would have given a flying fuck about that show or whatever. But multiple comedians that I watched were like, have you seen these fucking idiots? These people called Georgian Enfisa. And it was so fascinating that, like, I fucking, I'm now a fan because the producers handpicked these stupidest people on the planet.

They do a very good job at it. These people are so impossibly stupid Not on Christian levels But like in a normie sense On a Christian levels Like just but in a normie since They're so fucking stupid

It's fascinating I can't stop watching And that's about it Yeah I would say I would say reality TV in general Yeah For me there's a series called To All the Boys I used to Love

Where it's a show It's like a teenage girl That like my Lily watched and it's a it's like it's like hints of k drama in it and i remember like thinking it was just so stupid but then i realized throughout my life i've watched so many stupid things for girls like constantly to the point that it got to the point that that became partially my taste because of how much of it i absorbed yeah and i'm just like what the fuck am i watching

like one day i was like i was like 19 in my like apartment like not my apartment my house just like watching vampire diaries and I took a moment to be like what the fuck am I watching I was watching this and then you have to pretend like you're paying attention or you have to you have to talk about it as if you're like super interested in it

and then it's like one of those things where it's like you fake it for so long that it becomes yeah you fake it for so long that it begins you fake it until you make it I watch the Bachelor for a girl or whatever or Bachelor I can't remember which one it's like one of those fucking shows I don't even know if it was that so specifically but it was a show like that and I remember being like

oh my god yeah we'd finish the first episode and and we'd talk it's like yeah i mean i guess that guy's probably going home and then seven episodes in it's like how the fuck did this guy get this far he doesn't care about her and it's just like what the fuck is going on i hate this this is horrible it happens so quick i know it's like a joke but it's like it's real at the same time it happens it happens you get you fake you fake that's something of people on the internet they fake crazy so they become crazy. Yeah, it's true. You fake it until it really actually happens.

Like, I think Sam Hyde faked being crazy to the point that he is actually crazy now. I think most people, if they fake to be, if they fake being crazy. Yeah, it just becomes, I think Tim Poole, absolutely. Yeah, that's a perfect example. Tim Poole, I've, I firmly, because dude, I remember hanging out with Tim Poole. I remember, I remember him being completely normal. And I don't think there's a chance in hell he's normal anymore. Like, I just don't think of it.

I don't think of it. I think when you live on a compound by yourself, surrounded by people that you hire to be around you, it's 24-7 for years. Like, it's going to, it's going to rewire you, bro. You know? Yeah. Big facts. I, I, I, yeah. I was saying even for a little bit, and then we'll move on that.

I thought there was that, oh, he's still self-aware. He's just grifting hard. But the more that I, even what I had an interaction with him where he started talking shit because I was. trashing Tucker Carlson and I was so confused because somebody showed me there was a clip of him shitting on Tucker Carlson too

and I was kind of like what is your I don't understand your he I just I was like I don't even know what I don't know what's going on with this guy like he's there's footage of him that exist of him being like I'm like you know this stuff exist or do you just pretend

I don't know how he does it it's a skill that I wish I could acquire The grift is crazy because eventually you got to believe it, right? He believes the griff. Yeah, that's what happened. You like believe, like, I don't think if he saw that old footage, he's like, that's not me. That's AI. That's AI generated.

Like, I imagine it must be something like that. I don't know. It's weird. It's weird. I don't know. I do think, what's that famous fucking quote? If you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss looks back. I feel like that's like real.

And that's like exactly what happens to these people, where it's like, yeah. And then they'll pretend for a little bit, and then they'll be like, well, you know, it's easier to believe this. Psychologically, so I'll just let them make sense now. Yeah, yeah. It's like, I don't know. I don't care enough about anything to believe anything. Yeah, I just don't like, whatever, man. Let's move on.

What is this? Nick Kurz, Rodin. Wait, what is this? All right, let me go. Gaze. Gay Zunday. That made me so sad. So stupid.

The whole name is even worse. It's gay Sunday voice. So it's like the rest of it's supposed to be something. Okay, it is. Chocolate queer. Already bad. It doesn't even rhyme with rain. Yeah, it's not even...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It should have been anal pains. I blow guys and it makes me go insane. Ain't no pain. Stretch me good. Stretch me good and blast onto my face. You know what we should do? We should do, I know we have a couple of gay things in the works, but we should do like a little.

Cochlet rain. No, cocclet rain is a pretty good day. No, my cockp rains. That's too clever. That's too much. That's too clever. It has to be dumber than that. It has to be dumber.

I hate that that just happened. That's too clever. Sometimes you have to write down. You know, like you learn this when you make YouTube videos. It's like that's not a joke for anybody but me. I'm going to take this out. But,

but no one else can get this joke. They're not smart enough. No, but what I was going to say, it's not about being smart. It's more about just like, you can't punch, over your weight. When you're writing songs

about just when you're writing gay parodies you can't be too clever because then it becomes the song gets worse I think if you're too clever with it because then it's like well what is this guy doing this for? You know you gotta you got to do better. You're fucking making songs about come

it becomes it becomes underachieving anyway what I was going to say is we got to We should do a little mermaid thing since it's kind of trending-ish right now. Oh, yeah. Suck on my D. Yeah, something would be good.

We got to do something. Fucking man's cheeks. Yeah, fucking man's cheeks. I'll make him stutter when I swear it with butter right from my meat. All right, let's not waste it. Come in his eyes and make him gay. Anyway, all right, make him gay. This is what I mean

I'm saying I say it's a good idea Okay yeah yeah yeah Keep that Keep that in your back pocket Okay okay okay I gotta put that in the notes real quick We'll probably have to rewatch the episode

Because I already forgot what you said But All right gay Sunday Wrote in That would be power Hey there Auntie Diaries 130 Recently news came out That the Prince of Persia remake

Was basically deleted Despite being three months from release And this is four days ago, by the way. And now is in the conception phase under a Canadian studio of Ubisoft, complete and utter development hell. Skull and Bones got another delay. That's the Ubisoft Pirate game. Beyond Good and Evil is in Development Hell too.

So the question is, how many years until these games even come out, if ever? I don't know. Like, it's anyone's guess at this point. But, like, I wanted to bring this up because I think it's wild. That Prince of Persia... Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, host of Beyond the Script, the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode,

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Visit 4thepieple.com for an office near you. Prince of Persia is Assassin's Creed. That's what's fucking nuts about it. It's like, literally. Like, I think in the original development diary for Assassin's Creed, they were like, yeah, we tried to make a Prince of Persia game, but then they were like, oh, this idea is good enough for its own series or whatever. And so the idea that they've put out nothing

but constant Assassin's Creed's, but they can't get Prince of Persia working, even though Assassin's Creed is Prince of Persia is so fucking fascinating to me. Like, it's fucking weird. First of all, was anybody asking for a new Prince of Persia? Not at all. I mean, nobody's asking for a new Assassin's Creed.

Since the time, I was like, all right, this franchise could die. I was in third grade playing at that of my friend's house. There's so many of them. I couldn't believe how many. I remember playing the first one. I was like, oh, this is kind of cool. I remember playing a little bit of the third one because my brother was playing it. I was like, oh, it's more brutal.

It's infomerature or some shit. Yeah, I would have stopped giving a shit after that. It's fine. I never got into it personally. Six more games after that or something. There's six more after three. Something. Remember that?

Is there a little one like fucking, what was that? Do you remember that year where Assassin Creed put out two games in the same day and they both weren't good? Yeah. They put out two assassins. It was Assassin's Creed Rogue and Assassin's Creed. Oh, I think. No, no, no, no. I think the Black Flag came out around Rogue.

No, Black Flag came out after. Black Fly came out before. Rogue was, man. Those came out around the same time. No, I swear to God. Assassins. There's so fucking many of these games. Because I thought they were like connected and like say the guy in Rogue was like the guy's dad or some shit.

Yeah, yeah. The guy in Rogue is, is, the guy in Rogue connects three to Black Flag, I think, or something. Oh, um. So, 2014 was Rogue. And I think 2013 was, uh... Was it? I thought... Yeah, 2014 was Rogue.

You're probably right. I just... I mean, I'm looking at it up. I'm looking at it right now. I think it might be the same year, no? So, Black, Flight, 2014. Rogue and Unity came out. Chris was right.

Rogue and Unity both came out. Wait, Unity? Yes, that was France. Oh, wait, wait, Roe came out around Unity? Roe came out the same day. Then Syndicate came out. Yeah, afterwards. Wait, wait, wait, Unity came out in 2014?

Yeah. Unity came out in 2014. Oh, my God, what that? I don't know what's going on with my timeline. It's fucked up, okay, okay. I don't know why. To be honest, I don't know why I know this either. I thought you came on 2015

I swear Are you sure? 2015 was syndicate I believe I don't know why I know this I don't know why I know this Why is my I thought I remember being in my friend's apartment Which I thought what the

I don't even know it's time anymore bro I don't I don't okay You're going through it Derek We should do a super cut of you That dementia joking me before A super cut of you just like really And progressively and getting worse And worse to the point you just don't remember anything

and you're sitting on the camera asking who am I Oh fuck Okay I guess I Okay I think I know what's going on now I think I'm back I'm back I'm back He left You're like that guy bro that got slapped

And it's just you're back That's it he he reinstalled everything It's just weird because I swear like I thought I bought An Xbox 1 in 2015 Because it came with Unity But I guess I bought it in 24th Because I bought it when the game came out essentially And then the game was just a fucking

An absolute mess, right? What the fuck, man? Yeah, it's just weird. They were pumping them out for a bit. Holy shit, dude. There's a lot, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011, they were literally doing the cash cow.

They were doing the, they were doing exactly what Call of Duty was doing, but it was like, obviously it was going to catch up with them because the game's way bigger than fucking Call of Duty. And there wasn't two big studios working, because Call of Duty was sharing. their fucking titles, right? They would go back and forth between development cities. Yeah, Infinity and Activision and shit.

Infinity Ward and Trairc. Yeah. At that period of time was Trairc. They got Activition and got it. Activision later, okay. Well, no, it's always been Activision. Activision is the publisher. I don't know.

Oh, okay, gotcha. Yeah, yeah. It was always Infinity Ward, Treyark, and then I think Sledgehammer or something. I don't know. Fucking whatever. Who cares? From 2007 until 2000, no, still. No, until 2020.

It hasn't been more than two years Before the Stassus Creed game came out Yeah For a while They were doing yearly shit And they took one year off They took one year off They took one year off

Then it was another The next year The next year the next year The next year the next year Then it took one year off Then the next year Then it took three years off And they're making Marage

Now they're making No no I'm sure They're not making Mirage They're not just making Mirage They're making like five Assassin's Creed games right now They're making

The Next one that's coming out Marriage is the next one that whole network. Honestly, I think Mirage has a pretty good shot of actually being decent. But I don't think so. But we'll see. I think so, only because it's a more scaled down Assassin's Creed, which is I think what people want.

And I think also, I also think that's generally, and people aren't going to like this. I think that's where the industry is going. I don't think you're not going to see fucking God of War Ragnarox anymore, I don't think. Like, or we're edging on the end of that style because it's too expensive. It's too bloated. I think, I think, so here's, here's, put it this way, subscription models are kind of like the new baseline for, for games now. Like, Game Pass is like super successful.

Even, it's, game pass is so successful that even though Xbox is like in the fucking dust right now in comparison to PlayStation, PlayStation was still like, ah, we got to boost PS Plus because game pass is a big deal. And so I think in order to really get value out of that, you kind of need. Hi, I'm Dr. J. Goodman, host of Beyond the Script. the podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer the health questions you didn't even know you could ask at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, we are diving into gut health with CVS pharmacist Victoria Motola, who explains why so many of us live with stomach issues we should not accept as normal. A lot of what I see is just like chronic bloating, chronic stomach aches. Like I get a stomach ache every time that I eat.

And it just becomes like a lifestyle where, oh, yeah, you know, I just, I have a stomach kick every day. Or I'm constantly feeling like gassy. And all of those things are not something that generally, if you have a healthy gut, you should be living with. So that's when we deep dive. We deep dive into your medication. We deep dive into your OTC medication. And then at that point, we can probably identify something that we can change.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion. covered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each

year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law from Thanksgiving. Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you.

You need these shorter, more complete experiences, so that way people jump from game to game, game to game to game. It's, most people don't finish their games. Like the overwhelming majority of people don't. Like the stats on it is insane. No. Funnily enough, EldonRid, like from software games are the most completed games, I think. Somehow.

Yeah. It feels like the, it kind of feels like the, the point of it. And you know, the more you play it, the easier the game gets. Yeah. So there's that. Like, if you actually start collecting shit, they're like, oh, I can actually survive now. But I don't know. I'll, I don't know, I'll, because I, I want to like Assassin's Creed. That's the thing about it, because I don't want, I don't want games to come out and not like them. You know what I mean? That sucks for everybody. You know, like, it always bothers me when that happened. And I remember I loved Assassin's Creed, too, in Brotherhood. I fell off immediately after

that because like once I finished brotherhood I was like that was good but it was also kind of just the same again and I don't feel like going through the Pokemon situation all over again but you know I played almost all of them um but I will say that there was only like a handful that I actually enjoyed playing and that whole thing where you're in the animus I hate I always hate it always the fact that they're still doing it at all the animus yeah where you like yeah the anal miss or whatever like the fact that they're doing it still is it's because I don't know

I've never met a single person I'm like yeah this shit fucking rules man I love stop playing the fucking cool part and then I walk around with like some asshole it's always bad the only time it was even remotely okay was when it was Desmond like and he actually

started doing some like fucking assassin type shit I think it was in three three three yeah then he died yeah then he fucking gets his like head blow off or some shit They were so clearly, like, excited to kill him. But, yeah, I don't know. As far as, like, when these are coming out, I think,

skull and bones, I think, has to come out because that game is made under contract with the government of Singapore. I don't know why. I don't know why. But it's a genuine, like, the government of Singapore has a say in that game, and so it has to come out because it's contract. I'm not even fucking kidding. Yeah.

So that game has to. to come out and it will come out and if it's broken then that's just gonna have to be the way it is Beyond Good and Evil 2 I don't think is ever coming out I think that game is fucking Chubberware And uh I think that's That Prince of Persia game's fucked The fact they lost the game's cop file

It's crazy How does that happen? Because it's so many files There's so many there's so many copies of They don't have one copy of those files I don't know man Yeah it doesn't like every like everyone Sounds like an excuse Sounds like an excuse

Sounds like an excuse to not release something that nobody works. Like it sounds impossible. I have friends that do game capture. Me and Chris have a bunch of friends who do game capture, right? When you're sent a rig of a game, there are a ton of copies of it that's near done. They're nearly done. They're bugged versions of it.

They're able to do different sorts of things. But that's still a copy of the game. Yeah, I don't know. It sounds impossible or like deliberate almost. It really is. I honestly don't even know if this. Like, he wrote in about this. I don't even know if this is true.

So let me look it up. Prince of Persia deleted. Because I don't know. I didn't hear about this. There's one that got canceled. There's no news about it. What did Prince of Persia say? What do you say to get canceled?

What did the Prince of Persian say? That's the same. I don't know. I'm not seeing any news about it, but like, I don't know. That's not important. That game's fucked, though. Like, nobody cares about Prince of Persia anymore. Right.

Remember Jake Gillian? Hall, I think he was a Prince of Persia. Oh, yeah, that's right in the movie. Oh, my God. Remember the Assassin's Creed movie with Michael Fastbender? Michael Fastbender. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

I remember they were all hyped on the stunts and stuff, too. I saw more footage of them doing stunts than the actual movie. Because I was like, oh, it's interesting. They're actually going out on the stunts. I didn't see the movie. Like, look, like, I under people are like, oh, representation, blah, blah, blah. How the fuck you're going to do a Prince of Persia game and Jake Jellah, the Prince of Persia.

Like, how do how do fuck you gonna do that? That's like doing a Black Panther game and making Lin-Manuel Miranda Black Panther. It's like, nigga, what are you doing? What are you doing? Just get a-Pers. There's so many Persian people. Just get one of them that can act.

Lin-Manuel Miranda as Black Panthers. I like that. He'd be rapping, no. He'd be wrapping his ass off, though. He'd be spitting his ass off. And I'd be like, he's a new Persian actor. You know, I don't know any person. There have to be Persian actors.

John Tron. There have to be. Come on. John. Who do you say? They use John Tron? They use John Jafar. That would be fucking incredible.

They use John Tron as fucking Prince of Persia. What? He's so uninterested, but they give him so much money. They give him so much money. He does not want to be in that movie, but he gets so much money. He's like, it'd be dumb. Um, he would, he would say no. He would kill the musical scenes, I bet.

Yeah, he would. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the musical scenes, Prussia. All the musical scenes in person, he would, they'll put them in. That's for him in. Anyway, musical scenes. Yeah. I got to sing. All right.

Let's, uh, move on. Dingalow rode in. He says, hey, boys, I got a question for Chris. If RPGs, okay, specifically term-based RPGs are just DVD menus, does that make first person shooters just browsers since you're moving a cursor at something and clicking on it makes sense right no shut up yeah sort of but like stop it is i know what you're saying it like obviously if you boil down anything it can be that that tripe sure but uh that's just so disrespectful the fact that people are saying that term-based RPGs of these menus well i said wildly

disrespectful no i heard you say that and i've seen it online like this is a menu and i don't know if They got it from you or you got from somewhere else or just other people are waking to that same stupid idea at the same time but it's so disrespectful to RPGs as a whole. I know. It's so rude, dude. I know because I've played some of them and I understand like I like some of them

but it's just like it like it'll never be my preferred like my first the first thing I'm going to play on any given day never going to be like a turn based RPG generally speaking. Yeah. But I get it. I mean I get I get it. I mean come on late. Although it's one of those things where you can enjoy it.

It's like people making fun of anime niggas, right? Like you can make fun of one, but like still, like at the same time, like, I enjoy some anime too. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It's hard for me to. It's not anime that ruined it. It's, as adults. Yeah, it's, yeah, I don't know.

Yeah. It's the fandom, the people. The, uh, I remember what I was going to say. Whatever. It doesn't matter. The problem with anime, the problem with anime is that anime is geared towards young people. And what happened is that young people, since we're young, then they're young, things that they love become their whole personality because they haven't finished creating who they are yet. I don't want to just say young, weird people.

Well, I would also say specifically that it's the first example of, because usually the general, the general chronology is you watch cartoons for like little babies, right? And then you watch cartoon cartoons, like proper, like, even if. if it's not like for for babies it's just like a little bit more like a little bit more sophisticated you go from blues clues to something like i don't know billy and mandy is sponge bob right it's clearly like it's more mature but it's not like you know celebrity deathmatch or something and then at some point you go to like live action television you know like or breaking bad and and and and you know uh barry and game of thrones and that stuff but most people when they're young or at least in my experience and the people that i knew growing up you're

first exposure to anything that's really serious narratively is anime because it's a cartoon so your kid brain is like ooh a cartoon and then it's like deeper than a cartoon you're like what the fuck whoa and then your mind is like blown that there can be like these deeper like characters and like these things that like oh I relate to this you're not relating to fucking Billy and Mandy you know like that's not happening but you're probably going to relate to like you are that scary

that that is very scary but so what happens is I think it's like the situation where like you just sort of it's your first exposure to intense connection to fictional characters probably like your first real example of that the only thing I say because like I don't

here's the thing I don't have a problem with anime I have a problem with some types of anime and like their cheapy moment of things stupid easily and the thing is I didn't really experience that stuff growing up because of other than the little bits and pieces that were in Dragon Ball Z because my first exposures to anime was

through my neighbor's dad. And he was like, oh, Ninja Scroll, Fist of the North Star, Giver. It was just like brutal shit that didn't have a bunch of cheeby bullshit. And then so when I finally got onto like Tunei where I got a little taste of like, well, I think I was watching Dragon Balls on Tunami first. I don't think I was watching on anything else before that. That's when I started seeing some of the little parts of this. But I was old enough to be like, ah, that's a little dumb, but I like everything else.

And then I watched like, what was it, brother? full metal alchemist where I'm like same thing love this hate the little cheesy crap but in I imagine the kids that grew up watching that stuff with all that shit they they gravitated towards that like I and then they became like we because I don't see like fandoms for like fucking you know Ken Shiro and Fist you know I don't see like you know what I mean there there's just all this weird shit like sure is old that's why the same well that's what I mean but like say and but it's also like not stupid. You know what I mean? There isn't, it isn't like, like I say, keeps

like Chibi. Like look, like, let me, like I'll, as a, as a, like, what was that cat demon dude? I was a weeb, right? I admitted. I was, I was a weeb, right? I wasn't like dressing as a weeb, but I was a very serious anime watch. I'd watch anime like every day. I was watching a bunch of them. Like, I was a big anime fan, right? And the thing that the difference between me and a lot of them was that like, I liked anime. I enjoyed those things. Like, you know, the already see guys like that. I was like one of those. I was like a black kid who like played basketball and that stuff, but I liked anime a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So was our friend Jalen. Jalen was another person that we

liked anime a lot. But we were, we were a little older. We were a little older, so it wasn't, we weren't defining who we were by them. The ones that are weird, the ones that that is literally their personality. And a lot of people grow out of it. A lot of people that were like that just grow out of it. I don't know what would like anime this much like that. You find, you find more, you find more things. Other things, yeah. Well, the thing is, it's like there's something. It's just cringe for that period of time.

You're seeing you like, oh, my God, shut the fuck up. You know what I think it is, actually? It's, it's, there's a, there's a special kind of cringe to it because, like, there are people who are, like, really, really, really. Because when you're that age or when you're, like, young in general and you're getting into something, it's always very, very intense. Like, there are people who are, like, really, really intense about music, right? Or, like, maybe music is the thing that they find. It's like, oh, my God. It becomes, like, it's their main, like, it's how they define themselves.

And it's, like, their main interest. and it's how they express outward, and that's them, right? But the thing about music is that, like, music is music is music. It's just like you listen to it, and you can't translate what you get from music into your everyday personality in the same way that, like, there are people, I'll put it this way. There are people that I remember in high school who literally would model their speech patterns after anime. 100% yes you know what I mean where it's like that's different like you're you're it's one thing to

be obsessed with something it's like I'm obsessed with music or I'm also it's foreign too also also also also also also also also it's foreign so weird so it's gonna be weird by the nature of it being foreign yeah yeah I think that's why I thought that shit was so I think that's why that cheap be shit so weird to me because culturally that shit was just not over here so when I would see all that weird awkward shit happening or how like they you know of course there's always awkward high school boys and they can't talk to girls and all this shit, but how hyper exaggerated

into shows like a Tinchimuio or something, where I'm just like... Like I agree. Like I understand because that shit is my first animas were Sailor Moon, Car Catchers Sakura, those kinds of things. Yeah. Those are my first animas. And those are still like, I hold Carcaptor Sakura and Sailor Moon and fucking like... Sailor Moon, I kind of understand because it was like, it was designed to capture

to be influential, right? It kind of like Power Rangers in that way, you know what I mean? Those, I think, are the reasons why I like girly things. I'm capable of sitting through fully girly things as I grew up. I think because I sat through those shows looking for just seeing any slip-up of animation. I was looking for anything. I was just like, I'm trying to, oh, oh, this ditty.

Oh, shit. Like I did that, and I think that developed. me into the person I am now where I'm like, I can sit down and I can just watch like a fucking rom-com about like a girl thing. And like, and I can watch it and I can be like, Hi, I'm Dr. Jay Goodman and I'm the host of Beyond the Script, a podcast where I sit down with pharmacists to answer all those health questions that you forget or maybe are too embarrassed to ask when you're at the pharmacy counter. In this episode, all about pediatric health, Heidi Martinez, a CVS pharmacist from Edinburgh, Texas, talked about how parents can help

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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I actually really enjoyed it. I'll give anything an honest shake, man. I'll give anything an honor. I've, like, I've been told, Like, I was like, oh, you should watch, because I brought up Tinchie Muio one time and like, oh, you should watch a girls Bravo because it was very, it's had the same energy. And I was like, dude, this shit's whack. It's just, it's not like, this is. It's not for me. I get what it is because it's like, oh, there's another world where there's only 10% men.

So all the girls. And I'm like, I, okay, I understand what this. I understand who this is marketed towards. That's a grown ass man. This, this would have been cool when I was fucking 12 years old, right? But like, it was just one of those things. I still, that being said everything. I still think it's perfectly valid to make fun of anime niggas, man.

Like, just people that are just like hardcore into it, you make fun of them, but you still like, I like anime. I'll watch an anime every once in a while, but like, just make fun of those people, man, it's totally okay. Remember to tell the truth. That's the thing. Yeah. No.

Tell the truth. Like, make fun of them. Make fun of them. No lie. No lie. No lie. Keep lying. But remember the truth.

You don't even got to tell the truth. You don't even got to say you watch the enemy. Remember, deep inside you want of them too. Just remember. Remember the truth. I watched the first episode. Dot com. I watched the first episode of the last airbender last week.

The first episode? Yeah, because I've never seen it before. Wow. You've never seen it? So I watched the first episode and I was like, I just, I can't. It's not that it was bad or anything. It was just, it's so heavily marketed towards kids that it doesn't really, it as a 35 year old man

The beginning is yes Not the whole series The beginning very much always It's a kid show the beginning It's a kid's yeah It gets more weight as it goes on But you're also very old You know

Yeah that's why I'm like oh I should have watched this fucking 10 15 years ago or whatever And you might have missed the book And that's what happens I miss the boat for things Like I missed the boat for um Five Knights of Freddy's

I think I would have not hate five nights of Freddy's I think I would have liked because I see it now I'm like I think it's funny The scares are like They're peeking around the corner and Freddie Fast Bear saying the N-wording, that's funny as how. But like, I just, I missed the ball. Yeah, that's great.

Yeah, I just, I don't know. No. Anyway, fuck. Like, I want to know why there's so much N-word law for Freddie Fastbear. Like, there's more that he doesn't like black people. I don't know. I want to know where it comes from. People being fucking edgy, I guess.

Lord. And I'm like, he doesn't like black people. Why? And I want to, like, look up why he doesn't like black people. But it's too late for me. I like the idea. I like the implication that you're going to find a reason that is satisfactory. In Lord, like, oh, there's a reason why.

Like, what was that rap battle? What was that? What was that? What was the search to find that? So there is a video. Kingston and I have been watching it for a year. Did I, I'm pretty sure I found it because I remember, like, I was trudging around. I found it and I put it on for Kingston.

and it's been a go-to video for us. It's called, I think, Epic Rap Battles of Cancer. Is it Squidward versus Freddie Fasbear? It's Freddy Fastbear versus Slender Man. Oh, slender. That's right, yeah. Oh, yeah, you know, it was, the one I was thinking of was Squidward versus Niggward. And it was just black squid.

I couldn't believe. fucking, it's a horrible. It's, it's, it, the video sucks. The video sucks. The video sucks. But it's also one of the greatest videos I've seen in my life. It's, it's like, it's like, it's, like, it's not that it's good.

It's that, like, you're surprised that it's real. You know, like, it's, like, it's, it's, it's just so unnecessarily racist. And it's like, it's these kids. So it makes it extra surreal. I don't know. Like, the, it's. It's really just the first minute of that video. It's like the rest of it, honestly, it's not good enough.

It's not good enough. Crazy. Epic rap battles. I wonder if it's still up of cancer. Yeah, it's still up. Yes. 257K. That's all.

Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo. A year ago, one of the comments says, only Tom Sweeney would vouch for this so heavily. Oh, my God. You're lying. I'm not lying. It's the fifth comet down for me I literally came here Because of that Snark Tank episode a year ago

So now it's gonna be another one It's gonna be another Another wave I'm pretty sure we aren't like We are so yeah snark tank was right Truly a Hood classic I just saw that Oh my God

We are solely responsible for this fucking video That video that video The video of the clown getting shot inside of the house. Oh, right, right. Like those are the videos that we have brought so much traffic to. Well after their conceptions and it makes me so happy. I love, I love that.

I unironically love seeing that shit. Yeah. It's almost like, I'll even forget. Go ahead. No, I was going to say, like, it's almost like going to a different planet and like planting a flag. It's like, we found this. Now everybody, and everybody, everybody who comes here is like, that's the snark tank

flag. This is a, uh, I feel like, I feel like, Columbus. I feel like it would exist. Someone made it before me and it existed. Yeah, yeah. The reason why it's hot is because of me. Exactly. It's ours now. 100, dude. I love that shit hot. You know. This video of a horse falling into water that I've shown all of my friends. Did I show you that video, Chris? Of course you said. Yeah, the horse is falling off the bridge. Yeah. Have you seen it yet, Derek? I don't know if I want to see that, bro. Let's go. I got it. I'm not a big, I'm not a big fan of a it's not graphic. It's not graphic. It's not graphic. It's not graphic. It's not graphic. at all. It's not I will say like I'm really queasy with that stuff too. I don't like animal stuff but like it's it is funny because I don't know what's

going on. Like a very tall bridge like no it's it's just I don't know like the golden gate bridge the horse just no no it's not it's not it's not it's not it's it's hilarious because it's it's just so you'll see it you'll see it

wait. It's just jarring to see I think is really the main thing It's not violent. I didn't love seeing that monkey hit the ground when they tried to jump on the tree. That's funny as fuck, bro. I didn't love that. That's a hard video to watch.

But also, what's funny about that. What's funny about that video, though, is the fact that he's on the ground. He hits the ground. And then it's like, just like ever slow fucking. What makes that video so funny if he gets up like a human.

Yeah, yeah, it's so fucking stunned. It's so like, oh. It's like he fucking flashbangged himself. It's so funny. I put it in the, I put it in the Riverside chat. Is that the horse? The fact that the horse gets up like a person, it jumps, hits the ground like a monkey, and then it's a person.

That video is so confusing. What's going on? It's just a perfect, like what's going on? The absolute lack of any context. Exactly. That's what makes it so fucking funny. I went to a house party at someone's house. I didn't know them at all. And a bunch of my friends were there. And I started showing people that video. And it got to the point that people weren't at the party anymore. People were discussing the video. Like off to the side. There was like 20 people at this party. And it got to a point where it was just like everyone was just discussing the video. over like somewhere else and the host of the party was like

where's everybody oh what are you guys watching it was insane it's because there's no context for it and even if there was it starts too late for even if even if there was context it starts at the end of the movie it starts at the end of the context and then it ends and it ends after like immediately it's I don't even think it's a second long it's like maybe a second one it's too second

It's a two second long video. I don't even know if it's two seconds. It's two seconds math. It may say two seconds, but... That's a second... Oh, my God. I guess what my assumption is... So you see hands.

You see hands. Well, obviously somebody... So what is your reading? What is it? This is almost... This almost feels like a... Like, a... Like trying to figure out the soul's story

without reading any of the... Without reading any of the... What is your interpretation of this? Because my interpretation... is this is a dead horse. Yeah. And they're just like, and they're like,

how do we get rid of this? I don't know. Toss it in the lake. One thing, the horse is not even remotely moving. The horse is not, it's not even like, if you look at it's not even,

because if you're creaming over a bridge, you're probably, there's going to be some sort of panic. No, but horses aren't, horses don't have that level of. ocean in their body, you know? What the hell are you talking about?

They don't, horses don't have the horse don't have their blood of flail like we do. It was it's full, it's quick. It's a second. It just fell. It's a second, but it's just like when you fall, it only takes a second to fall on the floor, right? But you're not just fucking timbering over. Like if you, you try to put, you, you do something. Something happens, right?

Like, so you're, you're, you're, horses have that, but that. I don't think horses are dexterous, man. I don't think they're dexterous creatures. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, What do you do? Dude, they have legs that could flail. What are you talking about? I don't think, I don't think, I think that horse was walking and then someone pushed it off.

Maybe. Like, that could possibly be the other thing. No, no. It's more than likely dead. It's too damn stiff to just not be dead. Or stun. Yeah. After my 75th watch, I still think it could be a lot.

All right. Let's let's let's, let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah, yeah. This is the most insane video I've ever seen of my last. still like this video constantly every time I watch it it brings more smiles to my face because it's such a ridiculous video yeah it's pretty crazy god damn I gotta go get dinner let's end this I can't fucking do this yeah let's thanks for thanks for supporting this fucking show uh come up

go over to patreon.com slash the Stark tank there's a bunch of a bunch of a bunch a little goodies over there. I don't fucking know. What the this video man. Every time I see it it really I always forget exactly what it looks like you know and then I yeah I remember the premise but I always forget exactly like the I forget the cut the character design of the horse I forget like the time of day. There's no character design it's the way the horse looks it's not

character design. No it's person didn't model the horse It wasn't like a brewful of people Like hey let's do concept art It was just a horse Anyway Being very assuming right now You are but yeah You're kind of speaking for a lot of people right now

All right sorry Sorry for people that made this horse Legend there's concept art of the horse And the bridge And in the way the water looks You really wanted to get the feel of the water But my friend wanted to be magma Magma doesn't splash that way

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Fat boy, little nigger. You know what's been funnier? The funniest thing about it, the idea for me is that I, like, you've heard of this, right? I've told Chris's story before that, like, every country. Oppenheimer made. Oh, little, nigger. He's like, one of them's got to be named that. One of them has to be named that.

That's what the little comes wrong. The whole movie about it. He made that prefix up. That's his creation. He's just campaigned in the entire movie. That's all it's about. y'all gotta name one of them little nigger you gotta if you don't

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I took him back up to my hotel room, dude. That was a great, great night. You fucking, you fuck King of Haphazard, you monster? You fucked him. You fucked him. I mean, why not? I mean, why not fuck the king of haphazard? All right.

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