The Snark Tank - #158: Across The Yunioshi-Verse

Episode Date: June 19, 2023

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Come here, so. What's the story with John and his zero alcohol beer? Maybe he's pregnant. John's pregnant. He kept that quiet anyway. He's probably training for an iron man or something. If he was, sure we know all about it. Here's the end of it.

Here he comes, lads. John, early start tomorrow, have we? No. You never need a reason to enjoy a great tasting beer. Heineken Zero. Zero explanation needed. I'm sorry. I'm fucking.

I'm sucking cock when I use it in that way. Like, I can't take that on my vocabulary. You did he, you need, you, he did he, you did he. My brain just thinks about dude's sucking cock. Like, that's like, it's so divorced from it being like derogic, like being, what is the word, party? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, gay. Yeah, what, what, what, what, what, what, like homophobic or cockphobic or whatever?

Derogatory towards, like, cock people, like cock-sucking. This feels kind of dumb. Like, Chris, uh, we, we went to fuck, uh, uh, Gay people? We're at, what the, I can't even remember. Hold on,

like a, what the hell are you talking about? Hold on, hold on, hold on, oh, wait, are you talking about the retard? Rink,

that, that party? Why were we there? I don't remember. That was a birthday party. That was like, I think, gay,

his birthday party because Taye Zunday was there. Gay. Sunday was there. Gay is shit, dude. Dude was ultra gay. And,

uh, I think I saw like a real, I saw something adorable happen. Dude sucking cock. But I was like, oh, that's so gay. And then,

you know that dude gave me a look kind of like gay let's go I think I can do A Alright Welcome Welcome to the

Welcome to the end All right welcome to the end I thought about recently I thought about wouldn't it be awesome if we did a whole episode And we all were chewing gum like the entire like try and make the most unpleasant podcast episode possible and see how long like do you think anyone would finish it i kind of want to know like you got to sprinkle like really great content in the middle of it does yeah yeah no it will be it will be like content

wise it will be the best episode of the podcast it's just you have to suffer through two straight hours we have the best yes we ever could have imagined And then we're just chewing gum. Who would be the best guess, though? Who would be, like, the most, like, the guest that, like, oh, that's the perfect one. Well, there's the pinnacle, but maybe below the pinnacle, because the pinnacle means, Keith David means we shut down the podcast. So right below.

That'll be it. We'll get Keith David. We'll get Keith on the podcast. And we'll say, like, listen, I know this is going to sound weird, but we need you to chew gum the entire time. If this piece of gum starts to lose its flavor, swap it out for another piece of gum until we're done, until it's over. I know that's a weird request. but I swear to you. Just trust me.

The problem with Big League chew is that it doesn't last very long. The flavor is fantastic, but it doesn't last very long. Yo, have you ever had that quench? That quench gum? Quench? I don't think I've heard of that one. Yeah, it's like, you get it at, you get it at, like, exercise supply stores. Like, it's, it's like an electrolyte gum.

Ah, so, that sounds like salty as fuck or whatever. So, it's so good. Like, it's delicious, and it lasts, like. a while. Like it was a good like 15 minutes, which is like really abnormal. Like I remember bubble tape. You still last me like 12 seconds.

Yeah. Bubble tape. What I would do is I would lick the whole thing. I'd lick it all. And then I would put it back in and let people sell it. Like I'd peel the thing off perfectly. Licked the whole tape. Roll it back up and seal it and let people sell it because I was a little demon.

You're such a shit. Disgusting. You just want people to eat your spit. That's all. How the fuck said it? You know how insane that is to pull that off? You stick inside of a bodega. Like the whole thing and then roll it back up.

You're such a freak, man. That's such a freak thing to do. And just watch that people sell it. I'm licking them now. They're taking me. They're a part of me now. It's like the fucking symbiote. Fucking John Carpenter is the thing, but a little black kid.

And now I can't make them all transforming the dogs. people or whatever. Hey, we got to celebrate, man. We got to celebrate that after three fucking years, after three years, Sweeney has a new mic. Oh, yeah. He's got a mic. He's joined the SM7B club.

It's about fucking time. Like this crazy expensive. It better be fucking worth it. If it's not, I'm throwing it through your window, Chris. Well, that's fine. I'm more than happy. to have two. Have two of them?

I'm more than happy to have a backup or just use both to record both corners in my mouth, so I get some binaural audio in there. Ew. Did you know I bought this mic, Sweeney? I bought this mic probably just a few months into us doing the podcast, like, consistently. Really? You know what I thought? Yeah, you know what I thought?

I thought, like, oh, this is like my new gig. I should really, you know, put some TLC into it. That's crazy. Yeah, you know? I was like, I should really... That's good for you, man. That's what's so. I mean, truthfully, I didn't buy this.

I was still using... Yeah, yeah. When we first started, we had your mics. When we first started, we were using those... And those are good mics to be fair. They're not bad mics. But when you're doing over the internet style stuff... I only got this mic because Colin got it for me, to be honest with you.

Because Colin was like, we're doing sacred symbols. We're going to do it from home now. You need one of these. And I was like, okay. And then he just sent me one. And I was like, okay, good, good. I still have those other ones as backups, but I don't know what we do with that, Mike. I'm going to hold on to it, but yeah, keep it.

Yeah, man, I got three mics now. I got three mics. You never know. Actually, I got four. I got four. I got five, actually. What the fuck? I just think about, like, I have so many microphones for.

You do music, that's why. Yeah, yeah, so I have some, like, yeah, so I have some, like, yeah, I'm not going to go through them. But, yeah, it's like, it's like, it reminds me of when I look at the guitars, like, because I don't have many guitars, but when I come home, like, when I come here to New York, and then I see how many guitars I have. I'm like, this is, I have too many guitars for how good I am at them. Like, I'm not good enough to justify. I'm not good enough at guitar to justify the amount of guitars I have.

I think I'm going to sell some of them. Understood. But, yeah. I have this $900 guitar, and I'm like, why do I have this? Yeah. I don't remember how much my Les Paul was. It was the most expensive guitar I had bought, though. And I remember being like, yes.

I have a Les Paul and then I I did nothing I did nothing on it So Own it I just own it I just I love Les Pauls

I mean that's a cool guitar to own Just yeah I get that Mine's just It's an intricate guitar And I'm not There's absolutely no reason for me to have it So I'm talking about the Schechter No no no no no

No I got this fucking This fancy ass I can't even remember the name of it Some iron something fucking Ibane That is has these fucking, I think they're called DeMario fucking pickups that are just, things that I don't give a shit about. I was just sold to it because somebody that, someone in, uh, with the band, uh,

polypher, no, not polyphery. Polyphory. Polyphy. Polifia. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Polyphia. Polyphany is the studio that makes Grant ERISM. Okay. I was getting to, there's another band too that's called Periphery that fuck me up. But Polyphia, right? Yeah. Instrumental band. Yeah, one of the guys, not the main guitar is Tim Hinson, but one of the other guys.

He would always jam on the guitar that I have. And so I was sold that I'm like, yeah, I want that guitar. Yeah, that guy has a cool guitar. I want that one. I can't do shit. You know how to fucking use it. Somebody just literally, my boy chance just emailed me a solo for one of my songs. The rapper?

That's how much I, yeah. Yeah, Chance the rapper sent me a guitar solo for one of my death metal songs. because I can't solo. That's how shitty a guitar I am, that I can't do solos that have to ask other people. I have to ask Chance the Rapper. Do you like, hey, man. Hey, Chance the Rapper.

You have to ask fucking Community Chess the rapper to. To do your solo for it. The rapper. Did you guys, do you get? I know you're not a guitarist at all. Did we talk? But which am I in a solo for me? Thanks.

I really like, I would love to have a, like, a fucking rock song and then you just like, it's got this horrible solo in the middle. And it's just you find out later that just chance the rapper did it. And it's like not on key at all. It's just a bunch of fucking bullshit. I love that idea. Why is he doing this?

I love that idea. Someone asked. He's like that nice of a guy. He's like someone asked me to. So I had to help him out. It's kind of akin to when Lil Wayne was experimenting with rock. Obviously other people were producing the music. But then he would sometimes put solos on his shit.

Like there's this. song called, I think it's called Prom Queen, if I remember. Jonathan Davis helped produce that song. I remember that song. And then at the end of the song, or maybe in the middle, I can't remember. He has a solo. Yeah, Prime Queen. Yeah, Prime Queen. Okay, shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up. There's a solo in it, and it's just him taking his thumb and thumbing an electric guitar, and it's like, it doesn't make any sense. It's just, they just let them do it because it's little Wayne. And I'm like, this is incredible that they didn't just like have the fucking like decency to be like, hey man. You gotta stay in your lane.

You know, like, you gotta stay in your lane, man. That was the worst era of human. It's like, it's like what's his face? The basketball player doing baseball. It's like staying in the lane. Michel, Michael. Mikhail. Michaelil.

McAil. Mikhail. Mordon. Hordeaux. Into the Jordan verse. That's Haitian. That's Haitian, what's we call it, Michael Jordan. Micael.

That's into the Jordan verse. Into the Jordan verse. Why didn't we get that? Into the Jordan verse? That'd be better into the spider verse. Again, into the Jordan verse or into the... Yeah, honestly. What's another verse that's funny?

Into the Laslo verse would be funny, I think. Like Camp Laslo? Yeah, there's a bunch of Regis. You're insane. I haven't thought about Camp Laszlo. I'm saying. I'm like, how do you think of that? I love making fun of the little Indian elephant. Do you remember that?

Yes. We used to, it was like, it's, it's, it's, look, it's, it's, it's highly offensive, so we won't do it. It's extremely disrespectful. It's, it's extremely disrespectful, but the Indian elephant on that. What was the, what was the, what was the situation that we had for him? He owed a lot of people money and he was begging last little, let him borrow money. Because he owed a lot of data for money. I want to do the joke so bad,

but I know damn well. On extra ammo, we'll do it. We'll do an extra ammo. That's only on Patreon. But by God, it's one of the funniest fucking things. So many people, so many,

so much money, Ladlo. Lazzlo, we don't have no time, Lashlo. We don't have no time, Lashlo. Yeah, we don't have any time, Lashlo. Oh, man. He owes mobsters and thugs a lot of money.

But he's a kid elephant and they're coming to get their money from him. Yeah, I love it. Anyway, speaking loosely of Spider-Bers. That's out. Huh?

Yeah. Fantastic movie, man. Yeah, they did. It was fine. Dare I see the best Super Herbal ever seen in my life. It's fine. I didn't like it as much as

Mrs. Doubtfire. But, like, it's close. You know what's crazy? It's close. Watch, this is crazy. I think the movie's But watching him as a doubtfire as a kid was an experience for me like seeing that movie as a kid was like The funniest thing ever. I was like this movie's so funny

I'm actually a sad movie it was a funny movie though it's sad don't get me wrong it's an it's it's like it's like an absurdist Tragedy yeah but it's really funny Yeah, I mean it is Matilda Matilda's not funny at all the movie made me laugh my ass off okay, okay Okay. Okay. Did Matilda not make you guys laugh? No.

I don't think I remember enough. I think I remember enough of Matilda. The only thing that I honestly really remember Matilda that just stood up, stood in my mind was when that big bitch like jumps from the second fucking store. Like she's, you know, like you go up the stairs and you're in the second floor. She jumps from the second floor to like the to the bottom and. and just sticks the landing for, I don't remember why she did it, but it's supposed to be like she's terrifying.

The principal. Was she a principal? Dude, I remember fuck all about Matilda. All I know is it's that little girl from Mrs. Doughtfire who's in it. That's all I know. She gets like assaulted or something like plenty of times

or something like that. Does she have powers in that movie or am I making that up? Okay. I read the book in school, too. I was like one of the first like chapter books. I remember reading that was in Harry Potter. And I remember reading him,

It's really cool. And I remember... It's actually... It's actually... It's actually disturbing how little I remember of it. Really? Like, is that movie about an orphan that, like... She's not an orphan.

Her parents suck, though. Her parents are either, and then they... I thought it was, like, an orphanage who, like, organizes a rebellion against the teaching staff or something. No, she goes to a really strict school, though. It's probably something else, though. It's just some kid going to school?

Yeah, and it's like a border school? Her parents suck. Like, like... some charter school or some shit. Yeah, and her parents suck in it when her teacher ends up adopting her. Oh, man, I don't remember. I don't remember much of it either. I just remember little bits and pieces like that big.

I remember about as much of it as I remember of across the Spider-verse, honestly. It's like a really forgettable. That movie is everything is forget about that movie. Miles forgettable. That damn Mexican forgettable. I like the, I like the black bitch on a bike forgettable. Those memes going around of fucking Miguel O'Hara going like, what is it

like I have respect for every Spider-Man in here it's like what about me? No, you're black! You're black! It's come on, there's something funny about the fact that Miguel being a Latin Hispanic Spider-Man but being white, as soon as Miles shows up, who's Latin and black, he's just like

oh man. It's funny or out of the context of the movie because Hobie and Jessica drew were there but aside for that, it is, it is funny. It's funny, it's like, you're black. You're not good. No, you're black. What's with all these these superheroes with obvious like, you know, half names.

That obviously represents like a part of them or something. Like a Miles. It's almost like people have names like that too. Like a Miles Morales where it's like, oh, his name could have been fucking Dave Morales. And then you would be like, okay, Dave is just a pretty standard name in America. But Miles, I know a couple of niggas named Miles if you know what I mean. Exactly. That's a black person.

What's the name? But see, well, I just think it's, I mean, I think, I'm just like, it's like fucking camera.

I don't know what happened. There's a ghost in there. That's why. You just fucking, yeah, somebody's fucking with their shit, man. They got their penis in front of,

uh, in the background, and it's focusing on that shit. That would be terrifying. If there was just a figure that came down with it's a baseball bat dick, I'd be like, Chris, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry what's about to happen to you, dude. I mean, you know, these things happen. You got a, you got Miguel. Miguel O'Hara.

What does that tell you? What tells you what type of person that is? He's a, he's a, a, he's a, a Mexican Irish man. Yes,

exactly. But that's how people's names work, dude. Nick, how many, how many, how many Irish people do you know named Miguel?

He's half Mexican. I'm being, I'm being, I'm being, hyperbolic to a degree, but he's, his super hero name, his super narrow hero name

isn't Miguel O'Hara. Yes, it is. You've never, you've never read Miguel O'Hara 2099 or whatever That's it He's not Spider-Man 2099

He's like Are you Spider-Man? No, I'm Miguel Fucking idiot And he jumps and flies away The fucking dead man That sounds gay But seriously though

It was No, it was super good Yeah It was uh I like it a lot I have to see it again Because I feel like there's a hateful eight thing happening with it Where like I was really like

I got to the ending and I was like That's really fucking disappointing and I didn't like it. What, like, you mean... It just, because it ends.

It, like, just, I know that this is, like, technically, because some people were, like,

I saw some videos of people flipping out in the theater, like, what the fuck? I don't think this is a spoiler. The movie does not end. Like, there's no ending in the movie,

like, straight up. And I'm not talking about, like, and I'm not talking about, like, there's, there's, like, a resolution,

and then a cliffhanger. I mean, straight up, like, it doesn't end. Like, it's part one of, like a movie that's not done yet. And I wasn't expecting that because I knew the first

trailer. Well, it was announced a long time ago that it was It was announced a long time ago as a part one. Yeah. But then they never mentioned it again. So I was like, oh, I guess it's not a part one anymore. Not to the greater. So look, this is, this is the problem that's happening because it's technically not a part one. Technically, it's not.

So they don't have to put it in the fucking title like other things were used to when the Harry Potter's or whatever. There's other shit that That's like with the blue, the blue movies where it has the blue fucking... Avatar. The blues. You know, like, there's just like blue stuff and there's like, you know that there's this

shit or whatever that's going to continue and it's never going to stop or whatever. Yeah. Fashion Fier's did the same fucking thing. I was prepared for that stupid franchise to end. I'm like, I had fun for five movies. It's over. It's not... Literally the exact same thing happened to me with this and Spider-Verse.

where I started to be like, it's really late in the movie. That's what I thought. And nothing has resolved. It's been at least an hour and a half. And that happened to me in this one where I'm like, when they made it to the new universe and spoilers, because obviously they know that it's in other universes.

I mean to the end, when they made it to the to where they are at the end, so when they made it and then I was like, there's more plots being introduced. I was like, what's happening? So I was like, okay, you guys got. Yeah. It felt disappointing, right? It almost felt like a cliffhanger like in sex.

I feel like that's the best way to describe it where you're like, imagine stopping right before you're about to bust and then it just, you just, you go away. Well, you got to do it. You had a great time. You had a fucking wonderful time. And then all of a sudden, oh, shit, it just kind of ended. Like, oh, shit.

Yeah. But I feel like, I feel like, again, it's like a hateful eight situation where it's like, if I know that's how it's going to end, I'd probably enjoy it a lot more. I would be totally fine if I knew what else getting into. Because hateful eight, because hateful eight, I remember watching in theaters.

and I remember like, oh my God, this is so long, dude. Like, this is so slow and so long. I want to die. Like, what's going on? And then I finished it and I was like, yeah, that was fine, but goddamn, that was slow. And then when I watched it again, I was like, oh, it's not, it's not that bad the second time because I know exactly, like, how long things take and how, like, what to expect. I love that.

So I feel like it's, I feel like it's going to be one of my favorite movies. Where I'd probably like it a lot more. But I also feel like it's, it's, it's, it's, now that you know, I feel like it. I feel like I'll like it when the other one's out and then I can watch them back to back essentially. It'll be a better experience. It'll be a better viewing experience. Easily the best.

Easily the best Spider-Man trilogy. I think we're probably on to, I think it's pretty safe to say that whatever the next movie is, it's probably going to be the finisher to like easily the best Spider-Man trilogy. It's going to be like even if it's not great, it's still going to be better than everything else we've got, you know? It's because of how good the second one was, you know. Well, it's, the first one's great, the second one's great, and the third one, if the third one's good, then we'll have like a pretty solid.

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It's never gonna work It never works Did I see the flash? I mean the trailers? The fact that he was there The movie No, did you see it already? It's not out, is it?

So I saw Things on Twitter and they're real They're confirmed Dude They They, the most disrespectful shit I've ever seen Really? Is it that bad? They CGI

They Cgi'd Christopher Reeves Superman And fucking like Adam West Batman And all this You heard that too? that it's real also they like they just

they had to put the corpses in there yeah they just put corpses in there and it's like I'm not kidding they even had I don't know if this is real because this looked a little shy like I was watching I was like this looks weird

but they had fucking Nicholas Gages Superman from like that cancelled movie in there no way I'm not yeah yeah that that's more dubious but like fucking they really did CGI Christopher Reeves

hell yeah dude like against this against the wishes of his family. Really? Was he like, yeah? Was he like fighting a horse? Like,

you know, like he's like, was it was a horse picking him in his back? It's like a fucking space horse. Somehow, somehow,

somehow Bater Ray Bill. You can put it in the movie. You can put it in the movie with his PS2 graphics as long as you have him suplex a horse into dust. Yeah. That was such a sad situation. Because I,

I loved Lois and Clark. I really, really, really liked that show growing up. I think that's why I became a Superman fan. What about it? You didn't, you didn't, that's what, that's actually he was in. No, you're crazy.

We're talking about OG Superman. He was the original Superman from the movies. No, he wasn't. He was Lois and Clark. Oh my God. Okay. No, it wasn't. There was another guy that was, if I'm not, I could be wrong.

No, so there's George, which was his poppy, and then there was Christopher who did Superman 1 through 4. And yeah. He did 1 through 4? He did 1 through 4? Lois and Clark was someone else. I don't know his name, but I watched Lois and Clark for sure. I didn't watch Marlville.

I was already kind of like out of the, I was, the teen, that shit, that, that the teen drama shit, I just wasn't into it. I watched smallville, too. I was into it. I was into it. I was into it. I didn't, I, I didn't, I, I missed it. Maybe had some good moments and stuff. Tyler Holchin was his name.

Oh, okay. Yeah, I didn't even, I, I did watch it, though, as a kid. I watched Lewis and Clark. I watched the fuck out of that show. I watched a, because I had a grandma. Yeah, yeah, Dick, Dean Kane. Come. I watched the fuck out of that show.

But yeah, I liked, that was why I think I liked. that was why I think I liked Superman because I got to I was in you know was the 90s of the cynical era of everything where everything got like cynical and edgy and angsy so my introduction to Superman wasn't then it was when I was a kid watching Lois and Crockin and being like really nice and I was like oh this guy's cool he's friendly I found it through the animated series

yeah Tim Daly Bruce Tim shit dude like that yeah that was that was not me I watched the anime series it was when I was very very small it was when I was like a five like I could control the TV and know what I wanted to watch by that time. Because I remember watching the Justice League cartoon when it aired, when it was the movie airing on cartoonary. I remember that because it was a wedding of one of my cousins. And my grandma was like, Kingston, you have to go. And I was like, I really don't feel well. And I lied to watch the movie. I lied to stay home and watch a superhero movie. And I was like, this is really cool.

I love it. And I remember watching the whole like, registered into like 2004. It was a fucking awesome. It's great. Awesome show. It still holds up. It's fucking awesome. Young Justice is good, too. Really good. Really fucking good, man. I never watched one Justin. And we're talking about animated shows right now. And I just, I want, you see the success of the Spider-Verse.

And the third one you know is going to be good to. It's why we know we can get much better shit. Whenever you, I was talking about Resident Evil, because I've been playing RE4, and the Degeneration and I think Devolution or whatever that was animated fucking the CGI movies. They were fun. They're so fun. fucking fun versus the live action ones that are just they're just fucking you know look dude we'll never

we'll never get that full transition we'll never get it I think we want it it might as it would be better it would be genuinely for real better in almost every way we'll never get it because of the fact that the stars you can attach to the films will always gross more money by people that don't respect animation it's true it is true there's no reason why Well, that's why they had the... Spider-Bur shouldn't be up there for film at a year. Like, film, like, should have just, as a film, it should be up there.

Yeah, I know what you mean. I know what you mean. It's not going to be. It's going to be animation of you. I mean, that's why even they still, even with, like, the animated, like, live action. Disney remake. Like, Lion King is live action, but it's entirely CG animated. I don't understand that.

I know that's funny. But, like, even that movie, they were like, who should we get to play these people? Beyonce I mean it's like you gotta have the names You gotta have the names in there I'm not not to tear down the actors Because I think they're very all Very well chose voice actors

For these roles Shikim Moore Actor already notable actor From dope from freaking into Wutang American Saga We got a Haley Halie Baum Hayley Bors Seinfeld

We got fucking Daniel Kalua We got fucking Ascar Isaac Isaac. We got Issa Ray. Fucking, who else? The guy for the black, the cousin from Atlanta as the dad. You know, it's just, unfortunately, always, you need stars to do these things.

Now, don't get me wrong, often, voice actors and actors, very different kinds of people. These actors did a very good job with these characters. Because if they did it, they would be, they'd lose their shape. So here's the thing. You don't need that, but it's just the culture. It's how it's been built. You don't need it because, number one, the people, like when I went to see it, I was angry because there was half of the people that were there. And I went on a Sunday or something in the middle of the day because I didn't want to go with people, but it was still full of kids.

I was angry. But the whole thing is it's an anime. It's a cartoon. Kids, parents are bringing their kids. The kids don't give a flying fuck. Who's voicing this shit? The kids are going to bring their parents. That's who they're going to be opening their wallets, right?

It doesn't matter at the end of the day. And a grown-ass person can still appreciate something without it being like, oh, a-list, whatever the fuck. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think it's just the culture. They're just doing it. I get it when it's live action, right? Like, say, oh, put in Scarlett Johansson to do fucking Ghost in a Shell. I understand why they're doing that because it, how the fuck's going to see that movie, who doesn't know what Ghost in the Shell is?

But then they're like, oh, Scarlet Johansson, I know there's Black Widow and whatever the fuck she's done. I'm going to give it a chance. I get that. Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah. Those things need to happen so that, it's like, what is it,

what is it, blank walks so that blank could run, you know? Like, we wouldn't really have a lot of, uh, I, I,

I really don't think we'd have a lot of, uh, you have like parasite and, and like squid game and, and like, those types of like, uh, or even,

even just fucking everything everywhere. Things like that where it's like, I mean, we have those because, because unfortunately, Unfortunately, we had to get there With like fucking Com Cruz

In fucking Last Samurai Oh yeah Yeah, that's what I meant Hey, that movie rules bro Brose deuterine's? What? I was just saying that movie's so disrespectful That's the most disrespectful

It's not like a Medea movie or something Nah dude, I think that's worse Man Medea is Meadea is black people Black people being stereotypes over to the black people You know, Breakfast at Tiffany's, that is not an Asian man at all.

And the way he preserves his Asian man is so disrespectful. He's that an Asian man? Yeah. The way that he contorted his face, every line, I was like, yo, how do they think this is a... In Breakfast at Tiffany's, what are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The super's not and the landlord's not... It's what's his name.

It's the same guy that starred in a karate kid. Are you sure? Isn't that Mr. Miyagi? You have the same person? Is it the same person? No, that's... Can I tell you something? What's up?

Can I say something? I've never seen this movie. You don't need to. That's great. You don't need to see it. Why the fuck would I see this? You don't need to see it. There's a lot of iconic movies that you don't need to see.

I'll tell you that. I'll tell you that much. You don't need to see Citizen Kane. Unless you like, you want to kill yourself. You really don't. You really don't. You really... If there's ever a movie you didn't need to see Citizen Kane might be at the top of the list.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion.

been recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, Thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me.

Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I understand what it is, though. Are you looking at them right now? Oh my. What is this? Wait, wait. You haven't seen this motherfucker before? Oh, wow.

How the hell's you going on life? Dude, it's so offensive. It's so offensive. You know what's... Mr. Yoshinoa? Yeah. That's why they named a place after him. It's stupid.

Wild. It's been drilled into my head because, um, what. That guy looks. Go ahead. Oh my God. One of my favorite movies growing up was a dragon of Bruce Lee story. Yeah. And this always stayed with me.

Uh, him and his girlfriend, Bruce Lee and his girlfriend go see breakfast at Tiffany's. And his fucking white-ass girlfriend is laughing her ass off. And he walks out. He says, Well, no, no, no. He's just sitting there just stone face. Like, what the fuck is this shit? And I'm a kid laughing that he's, like, not laughing.

I think it's so funny that, like, she's so stupid that she would think this is cool to bring him to. It's just a great. No, he doesn't even leave this theory. No, he's like. She says, hey, let's go. Because she realizes then. But she was too stupid to realize before that, like, oh, I'm pretty sure this. My fucking Asian boyfriend is it going to like this.

Also, Bruce Lee's part white too, as a lot. So he doesn't count. He's part-tub. This is not part-white. Yes, he is. This motherfucker is a hot tub. The mom is half-white? Not joking.

His mom is half-white. This is crazy. That is news to me. Swear to God. That is- He's probably, that is news to me. Well, I mean,

I mean, he's definitely more an Asian man anything else, obviously. But he's, his mom is half-white. I don't know he was a Nazi. That's fucked up. Don't say that. That's not the same. Don't believe, Dad.

Can't believe Bruce Lee. who's fucking like a child. Don't say that. Don't do that, but don't call me that, Howard. Don't call me that. And name of the Fourth Reich. It's so funny. I always forget that kid's name in that video.

Don't call me that, Stephen. Don't call me like, yeah, it's always like Howard, Stephen, John. He hit him so hard. The thing is, what makes it so bad is that the kid is not trying to argue with him. He's trying to leave.

And then Stephen, insert white boy name here is just standing in his way preventing him from leaving and he calls him the N-word and he's like, why would you call me that? Punch! Don't call me that while he's laying there. I just love how politely he has. I'll never get tired of

that. Anyway, what else is there to... I'm disgusted. I wish I didn't know that his had a half-German mother. It just ruins everything. Why does that ruin him? There was just, there was a pureness to him that I respected. And now I It's like when white people find out a white woman. Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up. You're a whole ass white person. But she's not German. But she's not German. I just don't respect them. You know, one of my favorite things about this podcast

is just disrespecting, like, groups of people. It's so funny. Like, I love when we shit on, uh, British niggas.

Like, when we just, when we just shit on the UK is my favorite. I love what it comes up. They're less human than we are. They are less human than we are. It's amazing because I know so little about the UK. I know I am, I know so fucking little.

That's insane. Like, I know, I know the comedy and I know like, I, like, I watch a lot of their television and stuff. I get it. But, like, if you ask me to point to where London was on a map, I would not have a fucking face. Me and Derek have at least been there. You're just, you're just ignorant, ignorant. You're just truly ignorant. Yeah, I don't care to.

Like, where am I going to go? I don't care to learn. I don't care to learn. I don't. Right. Anyway, what else? What else we got? Dude, we got to talk about.

We got to talk about Sweeney, man. He's been kind of wilding a little bit. He's been wilding a little bit on this Starfield thing. Oh, my God. I was kidding. Everybody got so mad. Chris was like, just trying to sun me.

I was, I was making fun of the fact that it was going to be 30 frames per second on the series, the series S or X I'm thinking I think both are gonna have I'm 35 a second which is unfortunate

you know but the idea of everything they're trying to render and if it all exists at one time making that at 60 like if it all exists outside of you being

on those planets that's a feat that we all know on release it's gonna be looking all kinds of sin yeah yeah looking all kinds

are ridiculous I am so excited to see people's heads spinning Do you remember Fall Out New Vegas? A mess, bro. The very beginning of Fall Out of New Vegas when that guy wakes you up and you're on the bed in that room and he's like, I remember his head was like twisting. Those games are always like bug fest.

I mean, even Skyroom. There's times when I boot up my Skyrim now that my horse is flying. And if I get off my horse, I die. Let's have to keep flying on my horse throughout the world to Tamerio. Skyrim. to this day to this day bugged

to hell heaven and high water better off than it was which is insane did on PS3 at launch that thing was unusable that thing like Skyrim on PS3 in

2011 I think ran at no joke maybe like 15 17 frames a second maybe that's enough maybe like a good day. I couldn't. There was parts of the map on 360

in 2011 that literally, no, this is 2012 so they already patched a little bit, still. In 2012, I still, I couldn't go where the giants were in the middle of the map. And literally my game would just shut off. It would immediately

just fucking crash. Yeah, I didn't I know they said, I know they're talking about how like I know they're talking about how like this is going to be our most bug free game. It's like, I don't know about that. I just, I do think it's going to fucking crazy. I do think it's going to be really fucking dope and cool. But ain't no way, like, are you kidding, man? You got like all these planets. You got all this shit going on. And it's, it's going to be fewer bugs in this than there was in Skyrim. You're crazy. I don't know what

you're smoking. It's not even possible. It sounds fake as shit. It sounds fake. Back to me, back to my fucking takes, right? So I was just making fun. I was just being, I was just, you know, at a certain point, you know, you're there for the meme, right? And Chris is just like, you gotta be fucking idiotic. If you think it's going to be easy. And I was like, Chris, I play Dungeons and Dragons. I make up the FPS for that game. That is a game that I have to imagine it.

I'm just kidding. I think I from being very honest, right? You started off sounding kind of authentic, though. I don't think, I don't think it looks, I don't think it looks anywhere near as, uh, as remarkable as I wanted to be because I feel like this is my take, right? This is my take from sci-fi. I like sci-fi where there's a lot going on

in space. Some people value the more, um, alone. and scenic like exploration of space opposed to me I like space when it's like it's filled with a lot

of things that we don't get so it's still alien in its way to we interact with it but it's not desolate right you know and that's my personal take from it right

not that saying Starfield looks like it's going to be a terrible game entirely that's a hyperbolic statement obviously for reactions it's fucking funny but I don't

I don't it's going to be a Bethesda game Derek Brooke Donaldson, very gentle. The defense of the game is going to be fucking silly-ass side characters. Always. I can't believe they brought, I can't believe they brought that the adoring fan. That motherfucker from oblivion.

That motherfucker is still there. The fucking oblivion guy. He made it to space. You know how long? You know how long and different dimensions that is? And this nigga made it. He made it to space. His lineage is so strong.

It's insane. He might have magic. He might still have magic. That is terrible. You gotta kill him fast. They hinted at magic at the end of the fucking direct. I will say though, like that Starfield Direct,

fucking awesome presentation. Like that is exactly how, that is probably the best direct on like a single game or the best like VDoc on a single game that I've ever seen. Like they covered so much shit. They paced it perfectly.

They had like the developers talk. awesome. Like every game that's that complicated should have a direct like that. That was like really, really fucking well done. A lot of games, I think modern games in each

like that, just to be able to set the ground of what you're going to be your own experience, you know? I can't, I wasn't in love with it only because I kind of, I'm the,

I'm the impatient person that's like, all right, give it to me, let me figure it out myself. Kind of a thing. I'm not saying it was bad. It wasn't bad at all, especially my favorite part

was the customization of the ships where I was like I can't wait to see what people come up with. That was the thing like Yeah like There's a lot of course. Of course. But then there's going to be like I'm and then of course when mods get introduced That's I'm really excited.

The mod scene for Starfield is going to be fucking outlandish. Yeah Yeah there needs to be a planet full of like Mr. Popo looking people That needs to be a fucking thing. I'm sure. I'm sure that's already done. Some developer some developer on his free time's been making it.

It's like, it's mine. It's not even going to find it. No, no, I mean, I think the, the thing that's frustrating is, is because not,

not necessarily you, but like, there are people who's, like, whose jobs it is to, like, cover the industry who don't understand, like, on a fundamental level

how video games work, and it's crazy. Like, it's honest, like, because when, because it's not just you saying, like,

joking about the 30 frames like people are like there are people with like followings who are like considered like very educated on the industry who are talking about it in ways that prove

that they just don't understand like it's it would it's like comparing Gears of War 1 to the first Mass Effect and you know what I mean and like why does why does why can Gears of War run smoothly

and the combat and fucking Mass Effect sucks and it's like because Mass Effect isn't Gears of War yeah yeah like it's the same reason why Zelda is fine at 30, like the reason Zelda is fine. If Zelda wasn't

Zelda, 30 frames wouldn't be okay. Yeah, it wouldn't work on it. Like if it was, if Zelda was just like your average fucking game and it's like not doing it. Redfall is a great example. Redfall at 30, no excuse. There's no reason on the fucking sun, on the face of the earth,

why Redfall should run at 30 frames for second. Unacceptable. There's nothing ambitious about Redfall. It's not doing anything cool. That's so mean. There's nothing ambitious about this. Dude, even the people who worked on the game were just like, yeah, it's not surprised. Like, they lost 70% of their staff making that game. And by the time it had come out, it had been two years, and everybody was like, I can't believe it's still there. I can't believe it's still the way we left it two years ago.

It's fucking crazy. And for that game to run a 30% for a second, that's unacceptable. But when I see, like, it seems really trivial, right? Because it's not sexy. It's not like the front-facing, things. It's all underlying systems. So the fact that even though it's really dumb, the fact that you can go on to people's ships and steal

their sandwiches and throw them on a pile in a cargo hold, and that cargo hold and it stays there, how many games do we play where like we kill an enemy and they disappear from the battlefield? You know what I mean? Because it's like immediately. I mean, pretty much every game that isn't a Bephazda game or a, or what do you call it, or a bioware game. Or bio where

In spirit. But that's what's special. That's the secret sauce of Bethesda games is that like the world remembers what you do in it. And like, that's cool. That's what people like about it. Oh, I killed that rat go over here and had a cool gun. I have space now. And you go and you dilute its carcass.

Yeah, I mean, like, I get what you're saying. Like, there's definitely like, as far as like sci-fi worlds, I definitely prefer like stuff like Mass Effect. Where there's like aliens and like societies and you can interact with and there's stories to tell. But I do think... Like Star Trek, Star Wars. Star Wars... Not modern Star Wars, but what Star Wars is as a galaxy. There's things like that.

Yeah. Other Bethesda games, right? Huh? Similar to, like, I feel like that's the big difference between... In general, because you think about the Elder Scrolls games or even Fallout where you have different... Because of mutations and stuff, you have different races. You have, like, the ghouls, you have the Super Munes.

You have different things. You have monsters. And then, obviously, Elder Scrolls, you have just all their... different bullshit like the cats and the elves the cats yeah the fucking Antonio Bandaris they all talk like Antonio Bandaris would you honestly be able I'm being absolutely serious

would you honestly be able to sleep safely knowing because she was your roommate I would not be able to sleep same I'm like I can't trust you you're gonna because do you remember the Drozago that piece of shit that nigga killed me four times Kingston's describing how Kingsen's describing the fact that he is deeply

susceptible to racism. I'm not, but Gisago sucks. I don't like that. I don't like, I wouldn't trust cat people because that one guy is an asshole. It's an asshole. Stealing is like what they do. And hey man, that's the way they live their lives, you know. But they're stealing is what they do, Kingston. No, they do.

Damn. He's just digging a digging. No, listen. That's why they don't let them in the cities because they will steal. It's fine. They're different. They're different makeup from us. You have a problem with more, you have more of a problem with the Kejit than like the thieves guild

No, no, no, no, the thieves guild, wait a minute, wait a minute. I as a fellow Nightingale, we do it with an honor to it, okay? First and foremost, right? Don't insult my homies. This dude prances around, Rifted. Literally, literally no honor among thieves. No, there is. You prance around

Rifton, like everything's cool. And then as soon as you see a cat person, you're like, hey, hey, you, the fuck out of it. Rifton is so bad. Rifton is so bad that there are entrances from the thieves guilt into people's homes

straight up straight up people's houses this guy's on the loo and he sees that nightingale come out of the floor and it's like just be quiet and give me a stuff it can get away

just give me a shit I think but yeah I don't know because I saw like a lot of big people in the industry like acting really weird about it because they're like

why can God of War run at 60 frames and Starfield can't run it and it's like bro like I really hate to break it to you but God of War is not even remotely as complicated as even Skyrim is. Exactly.

Like it isn't. Not to mention that God of War is optimized on one piece of hardware. Well God of War is actually optimized for PS4. Exactly. Well no. Oh, you're right. You're right. It's on the PS4 as well because that's a fucking another reason why it was no point to getting that console that me and my girlfriend spent days up and spending half a grand on. Well, you played the better You did play the better version

I mean, yeah, I played a better version But like it's still like it's just Like that But what I'm After Spider-Man drops, right Like what's the point having a PS5 I have the Spider-Man drop like what's next? Well, yeah

I mean it'll it'll happen What? Something But the point that The point that I'm trying to make basically Is we are really really used to games running at 60 frames per second Because for fucking three years now

Every big game that's come out has also released on the previous generation. And that's why it can run at like fucking, yeah, 120 frames per second on fucking, you know, modern hardware. Because we don't have any games really utilizing modern hardware in the same way that we really show. And the ones that we do have utilizing modern hardware are games that aren't really complicated. Like it's, it's like something like Demon Souls remake. Like there's really not a lot going on on Demon Souls remake. It's really pretty.

It's fucking high fidelity. But it ain't Skyrim, dude. It ain't Fallout 3. Like, it's not, it's, it's, it's different. Yeah. But, I don't know. I think it's, I think it looks cool. I don't have, like, my expectations are that it'll be, like, a really solid, a really solid Bethesd RPG.

I think it's dope as hell that you can board enemy ships, like, on a whim. I think that's fucking sick. I think the fact that, like, you can divert, like, power from your engines to your fucking guns. And, like, the fact that there's depth in space combat is crazy, because I was not expecting any of that. Ship customization looks dope. I'm not really... The whole thousand planets things doesn't really do much for me.

I don't really care. I get why it needs to be there in the same way that in Breath of the Wild, there's just like long stretches of planes that don't really serve a purpose. It's just kind of just to fill in the space for you to get that feeling of vastness. I appreciate that.

That's fine. I'm not going to spend any time on those barren planets, though. I'm not going to be fucking resource gathering. I'm going to be mainlining as much as I can. But being a pirate in fucking space. Enjoying a healthy dinner

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently.

It said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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pirate shit. There's a whole like Western looking firefly city. Yeah. That's dope as hell. Of course. I'm like, I'm into it. I'm more into it now than I was like a couple like last week.

Because last week I was like, what is this game even doing? What is it just fall out in space? Like big deal. Dude, the fucking, oh. The unarmed combat actually looked fun. It actually,

yeah, it actually doesn't, the combat actually doesn't look terrible either. The combat looks smooth and the, motherfucker was showing that like this, beating the fuck out of people. I was like, I was like,

the second, the second they showed that guy punching a dinosaur. I was like, that's fucking awesome. I love that that's there. Yeah. It's going to be fun.

I think it's cool. I won't get it immediately, but I'll get, I'll see. I do feel like it's probably not Kingston's type of game, though. Like, I do, it's not... Because I almost look at it, like... You know how Red Dead Redemption 2 was, like, a cowboy simulator more than it was, like, an action-adventure game?

Yeah. I feel like this is, like, Space Explorer simulator, more than it is, like, epic sci-fi adventure. Like, it's like, there are people who are going to be playing this game. who are just exclusively pirates, you know? Or, and there are people who are going to be playing this game who are exclusively, like, I want to run a mining operation on some random moon. Or there's people who are just going to be like, I want to do fucking this and this and that. It's more of like a sandbox.

They all are. They all are. They all are. Like they make sandboxes more than they make like, you know, like, particular experiences. Yeah, it's like Skyrim where it's like the main quest of Skyrim is the worst part of that game. Like there's really nothing all that special about the main quest. It's all about like the Dark Brotherhood and shit. What's the main part of the sky room?

You got to kill what does the name, right? You gotta kill a fucking dragon on a mountain. Is it Parthenax? Or is it other dude? Aldwin. Wait, no, no, Parthenax is your homie. You do, well, you either, you have to, you can't be a part of the, what did the, the, the, the fang? The blade.

The blade. You can't be a part of the blade if you don't kill him. Parthanax. But then, yeah, I killed that, I'll do you. I murdered him. Aldeween. And he was just like, I understand. Bythinex is voiced by.

He's voiced by Mario, isn't he? Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. I don't know why I know that. Because it was so crazy. The information got revealed by him. I was like, what the hell?

Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt voices Farther Nax. Hey, everybody. It's Chris. It's, it's, I'm part of next. I'm, I'm, Chris Pratt.

What is he? Chris Pratt doesn't even have a discernible voice. He doesn't. He doesn't. I'm Chris Pratt. Yeah, I don't know. It should be interesting. Yeah.

Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I'm looking forward to it. I'm gonna be playing on PC though Like I'm sorry Yeah why would you play on anything other than PC I'll Like I want those frames

And also that mod scene I'm gonna yeah I'm immediately I can't fucking wait To see like I can't wait to put What kind of bum isn't gonna play it on PC On my shit dude What kind of fucking rabbit bum is gonna

Play it on console What kind of poor bastard Kind of fucking down trot And cunt is gonna play it on a console To be fair There were Bethesdo approved mods on the consoles for a fallout in a sky room yeah be fair they yeah but like those are the approved

yeah yeah they gave them something you know it was crazy what i remember there was a mod on on the xbox one version of fallout four that was straight up just like hey this mod will run the game at 60 oh and it worked yeah like it totally fucking worked i remember trying i was like why is this why is this a mod it works perfectly fine i hope to have the mod where every entire Interaction is the N-word. I mean, like every PC.

You'll probably get it. You'll probably get it eventually. Every single interaction. This comes up there, it's more ours. That's how you can tell how serious it is. Dude,

I'm going to have a cargo hold full of dead people. Yeah, you know, that's lugging around dead people across. It's absolutely going to happen. That is true.

Yeah. When they were approaching the planet and it was like scanning the ship for like stolen items. I thought it was like, ooh, that's so, that's interesting. How do I, how do I steal still, though? Yeah, it's like, I got to find clever ways to steal. You got to make it drop in. You're on your orbit, you let it drop in.

And then you go through and you open it up on the ground. As it falls in, you open your hatch. Hell yes. That's so fucked up. Anyway, uh, what are we at right now? You got to get going, Derek? Yes, I do. All right.

All right. Skiddle. Get the fuck out of here. Sireanara, nigger. God damn. Get the hell out of here. What an asshole. Fucking abandoning us in the middle of an episode.

I gotta go pick up my wife, my wife. I gotta go pick up my wife. I gotta go push a long string of shit out of my asshole. I got a fucking... A long string. A string of shit. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right?

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. A thin one centimeter. You don't even take normal shit

You take thin ones I How would you feel if you met somebody Who took shits Like um Like toothpaste I'd be like why Like thin strands

But like still thick enough to be like What's going on? I would just ask him you all right That's it I wouldn't ask a single fucking thing And then they were giving a response And I'd let that response be all of it I wouldn't let anything else happen

about all cool. I'm not doing this anymore. I gotta say, before we move on to questions, they did my boy dirty in Spider-Verse. Who? How do you not have, how do you not have the 90s animated series Spider-Man in there?

Because, that's crazy. Look, I think he should have spoke. He did the first Spider-Verse. He should have spoke. I agree. He should have spoke. I think you should have spoken.

That was the only opportunity I thought they genuinely missed. Yeah, it was to be fair. Like it really, like, I get that it was cool. I get the people liked seeing spectacular there. Spectacular doesn't do really anything for me, but it was cool to see it. But like, man, I really can't.

This would be a lot of spoilers. So sorry, guys. The Gambino spoiler was insane. It was cool. That was nuts. The Gambino thing. It was cool. But like,

he also looked really wrong. I guess that's the point because he's in a different universe and everything's like him. Do you understand why it was so weird? That's why he was staring at him? Yeah. Because in the universe where he lived in

the show community exists. So he went through another dimension and saw Donald Glover as his uncle. He was just like, what the fuck am I looking at? Yeah. I thought it was really cool.

I thought it was. think that movie was very, very good. I understand that people have the argument where it ended and that bothers them, but I think that doesn't take away from the performances that we got and the story. No, it's a good movie. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, was very good. It's incomplete. It's like Halo, it's like Halo 2 to me,

where it's like, that was good. That ain't done. But Halo 2 is the best one. It should have been done. Halo 2 is the, Halo 2 is the best one, but it also, it's only the best one because it has a chance to lead into something that concludes it. Like there's like, no, I don't like, because I don't feel, because dude, when people, when Halo 2 came out initially, like people were fucking pissed because they were just like, bro, are you serious?

You're going to leave us hanging like that? They changed the line Halo 2. Granted. Well, they did. No, but I mean, like, I'm talking about like cliffhanger wise. They were just like, bro, you're going to leave me like that? Fuck. People hated that.

And they only liked it because, yeah, I remember when I finished Halo 2 for the first time, like, and I really understood it. I only had a couple months to wait for Halo 3. I was like dope, sick. This is exciting. But like, I can imagine in like 2004 being like, wow, fuck you. That sucks. Fuck you, Microsoft. But it worked out.

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Uh, gay so... Gay system of a down. Ariel's be like, man, asshole, so damn tight when you thrust inside, you see the light. Rode in. Says, hey, fellas, here's an insane question. What if your girlfriend walked in wearing blackface and realized she's hotter in it? That is such an insane thing. Do you forsake your morals and give in or stop her?

What if that happened? Lily walks in and she's black and she's more attractive. And I'm like, wow. I feel like that can't be possible. What if it's just like very well done like Afrocentric makeup that makes them black? Like like fucking. Like oh my God, tropic. Tropic. But they're black.

So it's a whole feature set. It's not just like a skin swap. Yeah. It's like they. I mean, I don't know. I guess that's more possible, but, like, I mean, like, I feel bad for albinos, you know what I mean? Like, where it's just like, you're clearly... Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right?

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. You're clearly the wrong color. You're in a pallet swap, bro. That sucks.

You're in a pallet swap reality. Your palette swapped you. This is your canon event, is you being pallet swap. I would... What do you think your canon event is? Mine? My mom died probably. You think so?

Yeah, no. Every king's in across the universe, loses their mom. And it's like, damn. That's crazy. It's just always a person dying. It has to be, I think. It's never like I lost on the stock market or like...

I misplaced a pencil. It's always like someone's death. It has to be what like... It's always... It's a really painful death. What forges you into who you are. That's just... Yeah, man.

I don't like thinking about that. I don't know, man. I can't fathom. I can't imagine this. What would you say? Your girl comes in. I mean... Your girl comes right now.

as a black woman, way more attractive. Like, noticeably. I mean, like you're so scared. You're so scared that you're like, who are you random attractive woman? Get out of my room. I have a girlfriend. And he's like, oh, it's me. And you're like, what? I would stop. I would stop her. I would like, because like it's,

because even if that was true, it's, it, I understand it's still just makeup. So it's, it's useless to me. It makes no. It's pointless. I would have to have a long conversation for my girlfriend about how un-okay that is. What's so un-okay about it? Do you ever see that show? Do you ever see that show White-Black?

No. You've never seen that show? No, what is it about? Oh, my God. You would love it. It's a, it's like a show from like the late 90s where the idea was like, let's get two families, a white family and a black family, and swap. it was like race swap basically like they put on like genuine prosthetics

they put on like makeup they had the white family in black face the black family in white face I guess and they had them walking around and just like just observing the world through the other person the other group's eyes but they would put them in intentionally

like I remember the like the black family was like disguised as white and then they had them sit in on like like some some boardroom conversation about racism exclusively

comprised of white people and then they would do like the opposite for like the other family it's and the dude how there's such a that the white dad in blackface so swiftly says the N word it's insane what like constantly like frame one

like frame one like the like the starch screen hasn't even showed up yet It still says, like, you know, Bandai Namco. It is just already saying, Edward. It's fucking, it is one of the most crazy stars I ever saying. I was like, I can't believe this is real and was on TV. Oh my God, that sounds amazing. I'm about to cry.

Oh, my fucking God. Yeah, it would make you laugh. That sounds fantastic. The idea, the idea of the N-WR, the idea of people that shouldn't say, Inward is the funniest thing to me on planet, dude. Well, it's more just the idea. idea of it's the idea of like it's like the spot in spider's where it's like I'm gonna say I'm black now spider man I can't say you know spider I can't say it no spider man this is my canada

event I'm black now I'm black now spider look at me the fact that he is the guy he threw the bagel at is correct the attention of detail from the previous movie is so insane because that's what happens when people make movies they really enjoy and they pay attention to it like the fact that like miles gets bit and once he gets been he meets people Peter, the event changes where the background goes from purple and green to blue and red. It's like that's fucking wild attention to the detail. Yeah. The glitching spider is another one.

It's insane. Even just the glishing spider in the beginning, it kind of signifies that it's from a different dimension, which you don't really... I never really thought about that. Like, when I was watching the first movie, because I was like, oh, I figure it's like just some weird science spider. I didn't think, like, oh, it's from a different dimension. even though that's, even though it's clearly set up. It is. You just don't pay attention to it though.

Yeah, because it's not important to that story, really. Like, it has no bearing on what happens in the first movie at all. It's insane, dude. It's really cool. They did a fucking really bangerjord. I love the spot, too. I like that. I like that character a lot because his power set is so, is actually, like, his power set is fucking super cool.

Like, if you actually, like, consider, like, what that character, can do it's insane i mean we see we see that as the movie progresses like oh this guy is getting significantly more dangerous he went from getting like a like miles in him fooling around to the point where like four spiders were attacking him and he was just sending him in different parts of the places like being completely like obstructive like in the next movie we're gonna see what he can really do and it's going to be horrifying yeah i'm excited he's probably like i like straight up like whole different dimensional things at people but dude this is exactly another reason why, man.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Crazy to not have the animated series, Spider-Man in there. Because not only was that the first animated introduction of the spot, the first animated introduction of the spider verse. Was that the first animated introduction of the spot? Yeah, in the Spider-Man animated series. Because he actually had eyes in that show, right?

Yeah, it was like he had normal eyes, but they were like... He had a mouth, too, right? He looked like Silver Surfer, like a Downer. Al-Mation Silver Server. Okay, yeah, I remember him. But, like, that was the character, and he was, like, formidable in that show. Like, the spot in the 90s animated series is literally, like, completely tied into, like, the plot of the overall show. Like, when Green Goblin throws Mary Jane into the interdimensional portal, that spots fucking portal shit.

And so, like, it's- They never finished that show. I know. They never finished that show. They could have at least, man. They could have at least had, like. finishing X-Men. They're going to actually finish X-Men. That's coming out next year.

They should finish Spider-Man. Well, no. You know why they cancel Spider-Man, actually? Why? Because Avia Rod, the producer, who was just a fucking asshole. And the studio, I think Fox just, like, hated him, and they were just like,

fuck you, fuck your show. Such a waste. Even though it wasn't Avi Arad's show. Like, he was a dickhead. He just, he was like, Spider-Man in the anime series, sell toys and the creator of the show was like i actually feel like we could write like a good show maybe also though he's like he had to like convince avi iraad that like know a good show will sell toys it's crazy the show like that guy sucks what sucks is that the show had like there's there's just that how that was the error i remember the error of the 2000s where everything up until like

2010 when everything began being made to sell toys before a period of time you had to sell toys to be allowed to be a show in the first place. Yeah, it was like the 80s up until, the 80s up until like 2010. Everything, everything had to, like young justice came out, immediately like hugely well received. Everybody loved it,

got canceled because it wasn't selling toys. That's what Ben 10 is too. I'm pretty convinced. What do you say? That's what Ben 10 is as well. Like Ben 10 is literally a toy, a toy show. Well, it wasn't at first,

but then it became capable of doing it, you know? Yeah. Because the people, the heroes have action, a minute action that wrote it. They've like ex-Marvel and DC and image writers. Like they can write stories But eventually they changed Ben's design so many times

That he looks like a fucking a cabbage patch person It's insane He looks so fucking different But yeah like I don't know That was that was really the only That and the fact that I'd You know it ended in a way that I was just like ah But like the fact that like the miles that he met

Was better at Spanish He had a more Spanish accent too Because he was raised by his mom solely So that's why he sounds like that And I was just like, that's why he's evil. Well, he's, let's just, just saying when you got rid of the black half,

he had knives. He did have knives on his back. All I'm saying, he was a more evil version of himself without his dad, the black man in his life. Even though Aaron, it's his uncle, and it's a black influence that probably made him evil. All I'm saying is that.

It's funny. When he's raised by a woman, who's also Hispanic, he's worse. The thing that bummed me about it most, though, is that, like, because I looked into it, and apparently they didn't even ask him. Like, they didn't even approach Christopher Daniel Barnes at all about, like... And it's like, I don't know, man, that's weird. Like, he doesn't need...

I don't need him to be, like, a central figure or anything. But, like, you got Spider-Man, 1967 in there. It's like, okay. Like, okay, he was in the last one, but, like, I mean, I guess he can be in this again. They had Riley. You got fucking Ben Riley. I'm like, Ben Riley. Like, okay.

Well, they had Ben Riley, because he was the edge of him. He was the edgy, like, angry Spider-Man, who was, like, way too jacked. Like, when he was choking Miles, I was like, why is he so jacked? Like, what? And it was, like, oh, he was the 90s. Dude, they had the fucking doppelganger Spider-Man on Miguel O'Hara's team. Yeah. Like the fuck, you have doppelganger, you got spectacular Spider-Man, and you don't have

the fucking Spider-Man that, like, introduced the concept of the Spider-Verse. No, he was in the Spider-Verse. He didn't have any lines. I've been looking all over for a man on the other. I did not see him at all. they show him. For a moment, I saw him. Like, oh, that's 90 Spider-Man.

He should have had a line, though. He should have said something. And it bothers me that, like, they didn't approach him because that means he's not in the next one either. The spot. Mary Jane. Like, one, like, it's a one line. It's sad to me that they didn't, like, because it would be cool to see, like, maybe, like, he found Mary Jane. Like, I don't know.

Anything. Even, even just him saying something. Doesn't need to be, like, a fucking serious line. It could just be like, hey, watch it. Literally nothing, anything. But just the fact that he just was not mentioned at all as crazy. That's like a really important part of Spider-Man history, like that 90s animated series.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder,

and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That is the reason that I and a lot of people that I know even remotely started carrying out.

That's the one for our age group. That is our age group. Then a generation below us is obviously spectacular. Yeah. But like, and then now. the age below them is miles of spider man it's not really peter anymore it's more miles morose a spider man now than peter yeah but it's just like i like i like i i wish she was in it i wish he was in it i wish he said something but it's he wasn't it's unfortunate it's like it's very yeah i wouldn't

i wouldn't knock points off the score or anything but i'm just like at the same time i'm thinking like it's kind of like one of those decisions where you watch like no way home and and you kind of you're like peter and norman don't interact one of That's pretty crazy. It's weird. It doesn't necessarily have to happen, but it's more weird that either nobody thought of it or that people thought of it and decided not to do. Well, no way home.

Well, I think they did have a fight in the, in the, there's like a deleted, there's like a behind the scenes photo of them fighting or something, which I guess they cut. I don't know. No Way Home was obviously not what it ended up being. Yeah, No Way Home is a best. Like No Way Home was supposed to be like another movie and they were like, you know or make people shut the fuck up if we put these guys in there and people did people

I mean I like the movie still too I just think that have you watched it again huh I haven't watched it recently I because I was I was the same way like when I got back from the theater I was like this is that was fucking fun I had a really good time then I watched it again and I was like

that's one of those movies where like you watch again you're like man this isn't the worst thing or anything but like it's weird like that movie feels like a COVID movie. Yeah. 100%. Like when you're watching it, you're like,

fuck, this is definitely like, they filmed this under duress. Yeah, almost. Where like, they're using like footage from Spider-Man 3 and reversing it and you're like, ooh,

I know that exact shot. With Sandman? Yeah, with Sandman, like, fucking coming together, but like they did it backwards so he's coming apart or whatever. It's, ah, yeah, I don't know.

It's unfortunate. It doesn't matter. Whatever. What do we got? Cammy vagina-scented candles, Rodin. Sorry, I was like vividly imagining that smell. Hello, Los Negros Hermanos. What would be better?

Cammy's sitting on your face for Chun Lee choking you out with her thighs. Damn. That just sounds like a great death either way. This is a Coomer. This is a Coomer question. I don't know. I would say Chun. I'm going to go with the other one.

I'll go with Chun. I'm going to go with the other one. because diversity You know, we get a good We cover all the bases Someone was chosen Yeah, we gotta have a Yeah, we gotta have, we gotta have Derek in to be the

You'd just say, um It's smothering him Yeah, yeah, fair Which is not a bad way to go either The athletic cup that all the Spider-Benz share Roden Say guys, big fan First time asking a question here

If everyone on Earth came at the exact same time What do you think the environmental effect would be. I personally think it would be like the great flood from the Bible, but worse, but worse. There's no way. If everybody came at the same time, that'd be one insane, but two. If seven billion people, eight billion people now. That's not enough to make a flood. Are we at eight billion? We're not. I think we're, no. I think we're at eight billion. World population, 2023 COVID took a lot of people man

We're not there anymore That is true We lost We lost some pretty big numbers Man The population It's plateauing which is crazy Isn't that nuts

What is Is this real? It's actually going down That's nuts It's actually going down We've reached our max We've reached our fucking level cap What?

The population the population growth. Yeah. It's because people are getting old. A lot of old people are dying. Because remember how many people were born in that fucking era of the, what are they called again? Yeah, but old people, yeah, but old people have been dying like crazy.

Yeah, but what's the name of that era of babies, the, um, baby boomers? The boomers, yeah, there was a lot of people born that era and they're just falling like flies now. I guess. Plus people don't have kids anymore, man. That's true. one of our friends have people don't have kids anymore that I'm more homosexual relationships

yeah I mean people don't have birth rate if only if only um you know having kids wasn't so cripplingly expensive and bankrupting it's a man it's I saw this thing went down by 1% since um I saw you know

1% since 2021 and it's projected to go down 5% the 10 years after that you know what I saw. You know I saw super recently? What? I saw this presentation about about, uh, the great depression and just, and, and, like, how today compares. If you use an inflation calculator to kind of like, figure out how much people

were making, like the average person during the Great Depression, don't tell me this. If you, if you use the inflation calculator to translate it into today's money, the average, the average single individual in the United States at the high, of the Great Depression in like 1930 was making $88,000 in today's money. Isn't that fucking crazy? It's very sad. I know. Don't tell me.

That is so wild. Because today I think the average income is like $40,000, if that. So it's like less than half of its fictional value. Don't tell me that, man. That's so depressing. it's really it's it's a it's great depressing is what the fuck it is it's great depressing it's great depressing

we've been in a great depression for fucking ever that's nuts anyway that's sad i'm so depressed let's let's get another question before i cry i thought i'd educate uh but but but but but but but but but but but but oh yeah we never answered it's not gonna be a flood man it's just it's just it's just eight billion people coming you can probably fill up a house you feel like how much does it like Was it, like, maybe like a shot? Is your average... But sometimes you get the ropey ones, though. Get your ropeies, you know?

Sometimes you get a little ropy one. Speaking of come, there's a, this picture of a strawberry shortcake would come on the top of it. I just clicked on on Twitter. And there's a guy said I passed out three times, but I finished your birthday cake. The whole top is just come. That's fucking sickening. The idea of coming so much you pass out is so barbaric to me. that is just someone

that is just someone that does not understand how to take care of themselves just keeping it going until they fall asleep then they wake back up and they do it again that is just barbarism there's an animal that's just pure animalistic that's sickening actually

you're a beast you're not a person you're a beast you're not a guy I do think I do think if everybody timed it at the same time I think it'd be funny but then even that time is relative. I don't even think that's possible. If everybody came hard all at once. Hard.

Yeah. The whole thing. You'd probably get some air displacement. You probably It's like the butterfly effect where like if everybody came once, then like there's going to be a fucking hurricane. You just play so much random matter that it would be a fucking tsunami.

Yeah. That's so... I love Fovie Sliders wrote and he says, hey fellers. Ubisoft actually brought some heat with Star Wars Outlaws and Avatar. Do you think this is the start of a new good Ubisoft or a shitty games or shitty games presented really well The second

Yeah I mean I don't know You're a Star Wars guy How well just seems boring Yeah Seems boring I don't know like it might be cool I never I'm not gonna say it's not gonna be cool

As we can see you know They can be surprised very much so When the game comes out It's extremely fun really cool gameplay So that's very possible But I just don't have faith That Star Wars I don't have faith that um

That Ubisoft knows what they're doing really. They did pretty good with Fall in Order and stuff like that. But... Was it Ubisoft? Yeah. No, EA.

E.A. did them. Oh, really? Yeah. EA did Fall in Order. And Survivor's a fun game. EA did Fallen Order, Survivor and Squadrons, I think. That Space Fighter won.

Yeah, Ubisoft is just like, I don't know. I don't have any faith in them to really do anything correctly. As mean as that sounds. I don't know I can't believe in them What I saw from it Like as somebody who's not into Star Wars

I just like It looked generic as hell to me Like I just I didn't care about what I was seeing I wasn't all that into Any aspect of it Like I know that people are like Ooh mo dude it's like an open world It's the first open world Star Wars game

And it's like that's cool But I mean dude I don't know you got you got starfield on the horizon that's doing a lot with the open world you got Tears of the kingdom that just came out that's fucking doing a lot with with open world on a on a switch and so when I see like oh star wars open world and it's just you know third person shooter you get on a bike you drive to a fucking deli and then you talk to a person like I I don't I I don't see much

personally and drive to go to a bodega you get something at the Lodega. Get shot. You get shot at twice. You cry a little bit. And that Avatar game, I mean, it looks pretty, but it also looks like, that looks like Far Cry, dude. Like, it's literally just Far Cry Avatar, which is, you know, fine, I guess.

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you.

I don't know. Who cares? I've never cared about an avatar game. Yeah, who the fuck cares about Avatar, man? I've never cared about Avatar game. Like, people were weirdly high on that show. Like, people were really high on that show. Like, people were like, after the Ubisoft showcase, people were like, dude, that was actually really good. And I'm like, I guess. I, I, I didn't see a fucking single thing that interested me personally. Like, it looks, it looks boring.

Yeah, boring. Just boring. Just boring. I'm not a fan, but it looks kind of barren. It looks a little bar. Maddie, Maddie wrote in. Says, hey, snark, what advice would you give to someone turning 20? Turning 20?

So you're 19 turning 20. You're about to be a 20-year-old. Man, I didn't remember. Let's see. It's your, you have, there's so much more to learn. There's so much more to figure out about life, you know? Like, I'm almost 30 now and I still don't even get all of it. But I understand that I thought I got a lot more than I did at a 20 year old.

Yeah, I would say, there's a lot more life to live. You're not, you're, there is, you got it. You should do things. You should not be. around wasting time, but also understand that you have a lot of time left to figure out who you're going to become. Like, don't rush that. Yeah. Enjoy your time.

Yeah. Take your steps. Yeah. Enjoy the time you got. Don't fucking stress yourself out. You've got time. Live it up because this is, that's probably the, it's the most. That time in your life is probably the most you'll ever be able to do that, really.

Just have fun. To have fun with like very, very limited. consequences in comparison and also you'll have just like your body is just equipped to handle that still because you're still you're just evolving out of kid form

and kids like you could hit a kid with a bus and they'd be fine you know like you're in that realm whereas like now I was dude I was I'm I'm 29 and I was running around at this graduation with like my niece and they're like their little her little sisters and their cousins

and they were like asking me to hey let us chase you and I was like all right and I was like sprinting around and I was like dude this hurts way way more than I remember this hurting

like just doing simple shit like that so live it up don't be too stupid but like don't be you know don't be too much of a stickler either and and just uh you know be safe that's it be safe enjoy it better than not have fun

enjoy yourself there's a bunch of there's a ton of life for you to live But there's also a ton of time for you to live that life. Also meet a lot of people, if you can. There's a lot of interesting fucking people out there, especially at that point, where it's like, if you meet people when they're 20, you get to, and they're good people and you stay around

and you know them when you're 30, you get to talk to them about how cringe they were. Thanks. Which is like a, it's like a very, very satisfying. Thanks, dude. It's very satisfying. I appreciate that. Is that why you just kept your friends around?

Is that we're all around still? Yeah, yeah. How fucking lame you were when you were when you were when you were when you like that stupid album? Fucking bitch. Remember when you made the album your personality? It's like, yeah, I do. Fucking loser.

Fucking loser, idiot. You're dumb. I should eat you. When you made that album, your personality. God damn. Who hasn't? Who hasn't had an album that was like their personality when they were young? It happens.

Yeah, Meet the Veebles soundtrack. Richard. Richard's a kid. Richard Suchinsky But my friends call me My friends call me Dick sucking

God Christ Hello Kingston Derek and the foot fetishist Listen You said that shit out loud Bro I didn't say anything What I said was

I understood Like if there was anybody If there's any Look I'm not saying That I'm a foot guy I specifically said the opposite You said that shit out loud

bro That's what you understand I said that jury from Street Fighter, like I saw it and I was like, I almost, I get it. I get it. I got it for a second. You're a fucking creep. That's all I'm saying. You're a fucking creep.

What the fuck? You're in the feet. You just admit you're into feet. It's fine. I didn't say that. Like, I'm not into furries. You're in the feet. It's cool.

I'm not, look, listen, listen. Let me ask you a question. It's fine. Let me ask you a question. It's fine. Has there ever been an androgy. animal in a cartoon that you thought was kind of attractive. Ever.

No. No? Lola Bunny? No. Really? That was a rabbit. I was like, that's a rabbit. Yes, exactly. And you're like, oh, weird.

I thought Jessica Rabbit was hot. That's a person. Yeah, I mean, it's not a person. It's still a drawing. I mean, that's a drawing. Okay. What are you, that's a drawing of a person. What I'm saying is that there are, what I'm saying is that there's a difference between like a glazing.

and like a submerging, you know, where it's like, I look at jury and I'm like, okay, I understand why there are feet people. However, I'm still not one of them because it doesn't fundamentally make sense to me. You're fucking... Lola Bunny is a similar thing where it's like... If you're fucking seven, dude, if you're seven and you've never even thought about fucking... Like the female body once

and then suddenly that's in front of you in fucking space jam? You're like, I fucking get why that would be like a weird, like awakening. But like, that's not a furry. You know what I mean? If you're like, oh, Lola Bunny was attractive to me at some point,

that's not a furry. Furry is you're going in the middle of fucking little Tokyo in like 90 degree weather dressed in a fucking gimp suit coming buckets That's a furry Coming bucket

So I just want to make the distinction Okay Now you're weird I'm not a foot guy You are bro, it's fine I'm not Nothing wrong with that I'm a pussy guy is what I am

Pussy I like pussy I'm a pussy I'm a pussy guy like pussy Anyway Fucking this I'm not gonna even dignify this fucking guy It's fine dude Why you're so upset

No Do any of you all have any brands you feel a sense of loyalty towards? Personally, I have a thing for Steel Series gear because it's technically gaming gear that doesn't lean too much into edgy gamer aesthetic. Yeah, is that the... Was it a Mikes and shit? Steel series. Yeah, but I'm trying to remember the aesthetic. They're like dark...

Oh yeah, they just look like normal... They're not like RGB and like Razor and all that. Yeah. I don't know. I guess for a long time it was Snapple, unironically. Like, for a long time, dude, I love... I love. Dr. Knapp one anymore.

That's crazy. No. I have, because they stopped doing the glass. And that was like, and the second they stopped doing the glass, it was just like, wow,

this tastes terrible. I remember people, people would fucking think I was insane when I brought that up. And then like, I had Sweeney try it. I had all these people try it. And they were like, yep,

you're right. And I still, on my desk, on this desk, I have a glass, unopened, tea, waiting

just sitting here I don't know if this is this is probably worth nothing but I like that I just want to know that I can have it and before I die before I die I'm gonna crack this bitch up

I'm gonna crack it open it's probably gonna be spoiled rotten I don't know how tea works exactly probably gonna be dust in a bottle yeah it'll probably be dust in a bottle but I'll I'll be able to hit the bottom ooh

and then pop it open one last time and then I'll pass out I'll die I'll go to the Great Beyond Wow okay well like the second they got these going like fucking They don't taste as good they don't They're fucking horrible they suck I'm an Arizona guy now I mean I always was like I would always alternate between them

But like you know snap will just drop the drop the ball real fucking hard The Mucho Mango man I'm so addicted to that drink it's crazy Mucho mango what Arizona's I've never had the Mucho Mango Arizona Really? Yeah You have the kiwi strawberry ones? Yeah, I didn't like the kiwi strawberry ones. That was the only one I ever tried again.

It was like the Kiwi strawberry. And the Arnold Palmer and I was like, I don't like these as much as lemon. I'm just going to stick with lemon. The best ones are the grape aid and a mucho mango for me, man. Oh, bro. Grape aid, Arizona? Grape aid, yeah. Do you remember Arizona had like the juice boxes?

Yeah. I brought that up recently to somebody and they were like, they didn't have juice boxes. I was like, what do you mean? How old were they? Like, you never had those? They were like a staple at like a lot of like, barbecues that I would go to. Like, they would always be, like, in the cooler

and people would have them. The thing is that, you know, it's crazy. At, uh, at, like, white folks barbecue, they have, like, they have, like, salads and shit. Then you go to, like, a Latino or a black one. And it's, like, chips. It's like, it's like the food on the grill and then chips. And in a bunch of juices and, like,

the waters that no one's touching that's, like, near my uncles that are just drinking their asses off. because like by like the time everybody's getting their second servings when everybody starts all the adults start drinking and it's just like the kids playing on one corner and then the drunk adults like the drunkest shit adults like maybe like three feet away just laughing about some bullshit and then like there'd be me like grandma can we go home or grandma's like not yet we got to say for at least an hour and a half like grandma please she's like no go hang out with your cousins grandma Grandma, for favor. Please, Grandma. I don't want to talk to these kids no more. They're all weird looking, grandma. They look like sad dogs, Grandma.

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nothing like clothes wise you don't have like a like a like a like a like a like a like a like a spleen like i'm like a fucking Nike person like I always have Nike shoes they're like the foot where I choose of anything but they're what sucks that a fortune means that we're like size 15 which is just the size but just the size outside like with a carrying stores but if you have big feet usually have size 15 feet so it's hard for me to get shoes without ordering them online so it sucks a ton yeah I I I For me, clothing-wise, I remember. There was this clothing, I don't know if they're around anymore.

They used to, they had a pair of shoes with them that I really liked. It was like, it was like rock and, rock and republic. And I don't know if they were around. Do you remember Jimmy Jazz from New York? Wait. That sounds, Jimmy Jazz stores or like cookies? Jimmy Jazz. Oh my God.

I do remember these. I was thinking of my sneakers from Jimmy Jazz. Every, like, beginning of the school yard, go to Jimmy Jazz and get a new pair of shoes. And my grandpa was like, okay, Kingston, pick one pair. And I'm like, God, I run off until I'm like the sneakers. I'm like, I want these ones. They're blue. It'd be this.

I got the same pair of stickers like four times. You're insane. Until I realized, until I realized, like, oh, this is not a style anymore. Get like real sneakers. And I got sneakers. And I was like, these are cool, right? She was like, I guess. Do you remember cookies where you ski uniforms from?

he's going to cookies and get your uniform i fucking hated cookies i hated that dude i didn't know how to i didn't know how to dress myself really until fucking until like seventh grade for me yeah like seventh eighth well like six seven seven years when i understood like i wanted to wear what i wanted to wear you know but it still looked Seven grade, dude, seventh grade was when I was starting to be like, oh, I guess I'll start to shoot. Because I went to Catholic school up until like from like kindergarten through sixth. And so like we just had a uniform. We just had like the slacks and the fucking polo.

And that was it. I never had to think about it. And so like on the weekends I would just wear like sweatpants and like some ill-fitting t-shirt. And that was it. And then like the second I moved to like a t-shirt that every kid always to wear. that you're like 100% Like it made no sense

Your parents This clearly one of your parents Your days gave to you You're like all right Cool I wear this It was like a It was like a

Like an adult medium And and I would Yeah I didn't have fucking anything Or just like I would get clothes From like That had no rhyme or reason

Things like I remember I had a shirt That said Arizona Guard Dog on it And it was just a snake And I was like What brand is this? Like who made this?

Like And I had like a lot of I had like Spider-Man shirts I had a lot of those But those are the ones that fit me Those are the only ones So like when I started going to high school Or like junior high

They were like It was I was in public school And then they were like hey You gotta start knowing what to wear And so like I had to like I bought jeans And I was wearing jeans

And I was like what the Why the fuck do people wear jeans? I remember specifically vividly feeling like jeans Were the most uncomfortable clothes That I had ever Because I had only been wearing slacks And sweatpants for eight for like ages

which are like which are like and those are like the most comfortable like I know like suits get a bad rat for being uncomfortable but like suit pants are really nice yeah if you if you size them right they're very comfortable things suit suit pants are really fucking comfortable

sweatpants are like the definition of comfort so like the second I wore jeans I was like people wear this? I felt like I was wearing sandpaper or like wood. Jeans suck because as soon as you're acting with them, you got to peel them off and it sucks. Yeah. Either they're very baggy and they're not comfortable to wear or they're fitting their fit, but you have to like peel them off whenever you get any form of sweaty, and that shit sucks. Yeah, I don't know.

Fucking. But it was Rock and Republic and Calvin Klein. I love Calvin Klein jackets. I love them. Calvin Klein. I don't really buy them. For me, their underwear is so far. Calvin Klein underwear is top of the notch, man.

Whenever I buy Boxer briefs, man, top of the notch Boxer briefs. I actually don't have any Calvin Klein underwear. Now they think about it. They are my favorites, dude. I have a favorite, but I don't want to say it because they're, well, no, because it's, it's like an influencer. It's like a sponsor that I, you know, they're not paying for the endorsement. But they make really good. Like, I like, I like what they do.

But Calvin Klein is like, I'll get a new, I get a new Calvin Klein jacket once every, like, couple years. Because it's like, it's like a little treat. They're good, man. But what sucks, though, is that, like, I'll go. There used to be a Calvin Klein store in the Galleria, or not in the gallery, in the Americana in Glendale, and I would go. But now it's gone. I think it's like a fucking Tesla or something now.

I feel, yeah. That makes sense. So now I don't, I just don't know where to get them. Anyway, that'll be, uh, what, what time is it? How about, what are like, two? hours. Hour and a half? We'll probably end to here.

We'll start. Yeah, we'll end it here. Derek abandoned us as usual. Just like my dad. Yeah. So we're going to read the names now. Count me down. All right.

Three, two. You better fucking. One. Caucasian container, the cracker barrel for gays. The UNSC, Pillar of Autism. Tinfoil Tyrant, the Athletic Cup that all the Spider-Man share, uh, putting blackface on my light bulbs. Chris's singular sperm that gaves his urethra every time he comes. I vomit on myself to become a portable slip and slide. Tom Sweeney, but instead

of a Reagan supporter, he's a Prager U. Host. Florida felon femboy on death row. Why does this verse? My son just turned three. So I've been wondering, how young is too young to start calling him the soft a? Listen. Just don't call your kid that Just don't do that at all I would say Don't call him that

Come on She She pipkin on my pippa Possum Yes that's my real name Nikki Ziggie Or Niggie Zicki It's Niggie Zicky

And Nikki Ziggie Yeah Pissbed Domo Nation average clit energy Jared from Subway Has a cameo in Shark Nato 2 Star Coffee Sweet and Ray Gun for President

20, oh, Sweenen and Reagan for president in 24. Damn, I nutted in a man from Kanye West hit song, Very gay, am I? Damn, I nutted. That's such a fucking intense fucking line. Damn, I came in a dude. I'm really gay, aren't I? Alas.

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I saw it. Oh, God. Oh, God. It's a, yeah, it's something. My body's having a reaction. Your body, it's funny. It's a funny video. 3XO finding out the Chris Chan's sonnetshoe necklace works the same way as

his hammer. Slurping stroke and spoken joking. Emoticon's going like this. Morning outlet. Sheenie tie. Drip M.H. Lord of Dr. Nancy Pelosi killing of Palestinian with a massive tits.

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and his dying love for the gays. But all my exes live in Texas, but that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee. Pre-Raz, Blake 896, Cammy Vagina scented Candles. 9-11 themed baby shower, parentheses that's twins. I'll ask you know if you'll feel trash.

Sue Hulk, tickle my ass hairs, Nikki Ziggy. Dom's shooting Marine the head while autistically screaming, I am a brain surgeon. Lobotomized Jesus, can't wait to lick on Hulk Hogan slop, wet, fat fucking pussy, like a dog in a water bowl. The sounds of mommy and daddy fighting downstairs drowned out by Sweeney and Derek's

slang argument. Every time I come, it sounds like Squidward Walking. Jackson DuPont, badly, brave, hugger, Derek, normal McPherson, your new road mate. Aetherian, Progerian Hunter. Melfis won heir to the throne of Hephazard and King of Happazard

running out our list. Thank you so much. I often wonder about like like because surely some of these people who are patrons of ours are patrons of other people because they're active on Patreon enough to subscribe.

So like I think about like are these names just in other people's like content? Like are, is there like a big credits thing somewhere with like some of these names in them with no context as to why they exist or why they are the way they are? That's pretty fucking funny.

It's really funny. Alas. Alask and awful trash, man. Yeah, sure. All right. I'm going to go eat. I'm going to go, I don't know, to get ready to play Digimon for the next five hours of my day.

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