The Snark Tank - #159: Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo

Episode Date: June 26, 2023

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Yeah, yeah. I think that's how the song goes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then they point and laugh and then he doesn't become a rapper. Yeah.

And everybody shoots rabbit and that's it. That's the alternate timeline where people didn't. The thing is what sucks is that that beat is like one of the best beats in hip hop. So if you rap badly on that. beat people are gonna are probably assault you like he was not in the place to do badly he he didn't have the liberty to be like ah I fucked up not someone would have attacked him yeah they would a crusher no did shot his ass poorly on shook one you do not they would have they would have they would have they would have all jumped on him at the same time

warm apart yeah they would have just a sundar like it's like their zombies just they just disemow him just gone. Poor rabbit. Poor, poor rabbit. Just getting torn apart. And he's like, ah, that's a really not hot coffee pot. And then he dies.

And then, yeah, yeah. My palms are sweaty. Knees aren't attached. Arms are missing. That's so fucking dumb. Anyway, welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome. Nothing happened this week.

Nothing. Really? Like, nothing of any consequence. You did see anything happen this week? It's kind of crazy. Yeah, nothing at all. It's been so. Nothing that I saw.

Nothing at all. You didn't have any good times I'm making fun of memes. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing nautical. Nothing. Aquatic.

Nothing. Aquatic. Yeah. I was listening to the Beatles. You know, the yellow submarines. That's a hit, man. That's a hit.

Yeah, yeah. That's the one of the songs. It's a terrible fucking song. I fucking hate that song, actually. But also because I like it was a kid. We all live in a yellow song. It is a kid song. We,

and the submarine, it's, it's, it is, it is, it is, it is, it is,

it is, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, you are the

type of person that listens to Mary had a little lamb on Spotify. Right. Like, that's on your

fucking Spotify. Right. It's not like that is. That is equivalent, I eat beans in my yellow submarine. All toast.

Animal crackers is my soup. That is very, That is the most thing Because I bought that Cassette And then there was Blackface in it

And my grandma only showed me it once There wasn't blackface in the cassette No there was black In that in that Capi that little thing Of the little movies There's the one where she did Blackface

It's literally in there It's like the third thing Oh in the movie Oh I thought you're talking Not the not the commercial Not the commercial itself no No no no no But what do you said the cassette

Cassette is music That would have been sick as fuck That would have been awesome You imagine blackface music Yes Christ It's imitation what black people sound like. It is just amazing because he sound amazing.

You think there's somebody like a rapper named Blackface and then like but he didn't, you know, no one told him. It's just Hobson. Like no one did. Like that was in the artist. It's just, Thompson. I'm sorry. Leave Hobson alone, bro.

I'm sorry. You know, I was that was a call for. I once got made fun of, I got made fun of for showing somebody. I was showing, I was like, oh, check out this dude's flow. And I got made fun of for just showing like ill you like hopsin. I was like I just found out about the guy.

I just found out about him and I was like, oh, this is a really dope flow. It was, don't get me wrong. The song was actually really, it was kind of cringy. It was like some saw thing. It was like some saw theme. But he was like, his flow was like, yo, he reminded me of, um, who's that cringe biracial rapper? I can't think of his name right now.

Logic? Yeah, he reminded me of logic in this flow. Don't disrespect. don't disrespect logic I hate you niggas I hate you I hate you I hate you

Look look look logic Look look logic I understand people think logic is cringe right He he He did the whole thing where he was Where he was he was Whenever you have a problem Social media and people start making fun of you about it

If you open up and you talk about that shit The trolls win right So he did that right He did that he started talking about it And the trolls didn't stop right Yeah yeah They said a much a They sent him a letter.

They sent him letters in the mail saying you're gay. So now they did. Give a fuck, right? Because he's made, he made one of the best hip hop albums ever, like objectively now. And it's just like, damn.

You can't, like, under pressure was so good. It was almost this. Like, I was almost mad. I'm a logic fan. I thought it was dope.

I thought it was dope that he had a David Hater on that track. That was the, like, I can't remember which track that was, but that was pretty dope. He made, Did he do... There's no pressure, yes.

Yeah. Did he do the one... I can't know. I don't remember if it was... He did a song with... What about? With, um... Southby Farland?

The, yeah, the family guy dude. Yeah, yeah. That was like, unreasonably good, too. So, like, I like, I like logic. Hobson to me is just like,

it's weird because like, Hoffson, like, it's... You know, he was on that's O'Riven? Was he? Yes, he was. Hopsin? Yes, he was...

Like, as him? He wasn't a constant character. He was who he... Who became Copson? Oh, so he was like an actor before he started rapping. Yeah. I had no idea. Did you know fucking Larry David was on Hanna Montana?

Is a rapper? I, I, what? What? Hey, what if he has mad bars? What if he's like really good? I haven't said what like that in a long time. I said what genuinely could be? What?

You know what I want to look up right now? A curb your enthusiasm beat. You know somebody's made a beat out of that theme. Oh, easily, yeah. Yeah. You know, like, and someone just, boop. Yeah, yo, yo, check this flow. Yo, I already know I'm chilling in the snow and I have a dildo and here it goes in my

ass. Yeah, have no class. Yeah. Sorry. I've had nightmares about dying to that song. Have nightmares of dying of the Caribbean enthusiasm? Why? Why?

What if that was, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if They're just such stupid songs to get killed to, dude. What, I mean, I guess. That's stupid fucking. I do often worry about that because I listen to music so often that the chances that I will die or that I will be found dead listening to music is not even close to zero. It's not even slim. Like, there's always something playing.

And so I wonder, like, what it will be. Like, what's it going to be? I'm going to be real. It's the ODST soundtrack a lot of the time. I just blast that shit in my house because it's just like nice But like Which would that would be nice

If I was found dead to the overture of ODSA I'd be happy with that The rain The fucking smooth jazz That's fine I'm alright with that But if it's like weird al Or something

Like that I don't know man That would Well here's a question That would ruin Here's a good question What would you want to die to What song? I know exactly I want to die to

I know what I'd want to die to What's that It's a Hey, I'm thinking Oh, touch my body by Mariah Carey. That'd be fucking hilarious. That's just blaring while I'm dead. I'd want to die.

And I'm like, Is that really? Is that really the one? Is that really the one? Flying someone to death, right? You're having a bout to one of us has to die. Me or you.

One of us got to go. And you guys are battling and that song's blaring. Yeah. I think that I think, I have three songs. I think I'd, I'd want to die to, I think. One is, uh,

curb, uh, I think ocean man. Ocean man. Ocean man, uh, under the sea and under pressure. I don't, okay. Okay. No pressure. Never graduated by a school of my professor. I mean, I told me I was less.

Okay. I mean, that's fair. Do you want to be in a, do you want to be in a freaking, specifically, specifically if I was in a submarine that exploded in an instant at the temperature of the sun. Those are the songs that I think I would like to hear as I was as I was boiling in an instant. I mean, that's the only way to go out if you were. Yeah, yeah. So if you guys, I have a proposal for you. So I've been talking to one of my billionaire buddies. Billionaires. And he invited me. He said, hey, I lost all of my money investing in submarines. And I, I, I, I, I, I, Because nobody wants to pilot this project anymore. So would you take this off my hands for me and you can do whatever you want with it? So I ask you guys, would you like to go deep sea diving with me?

No. Under no circumstances. Absolutely not. Dude, that was what happened in the news, what everybody knows about was just a fluke. That's okay. It's just a fluke. That doesn't happen. That does that's that was it was literally like a

A shock Tell you something That wasn't a fluke at all That wasn't let me tell you something Did you did you did you see Did you see the Like the news report they did Or like where they interviewed the people who were like

Talking about the sub Did you see that? I saw there were like a few things Where he was like it was a news guy interviewing them and they were like I couldn't help but notice How many parts of the sub seemed Improvised and he's talking

like he's talking to the guy and the guy in the submarine is like I got this at camper world um you know I got this at KB toys and just like fucking ridiculous KB toys

it's one it's still real is like yeah I got that I got this pipe cleaner from fucking Leemack pharmacy on McLean Avenue and like

McLean like just all these back home all these fucking things all of these everything about this The fucking door. Red flags. Was held together by a shoe string. The whole way.

The shoe, yeah, it's a shoe string. The dude, the dude was, there was, there's footage of the guy tightening the bolts on the sub with a wrench. Is that real? You, yeah, for real. No. Dude. I'm not, I wish I was kidding, man. No.

I wish I was kidding. You can't. No. You cannot. Let me explain something. I'm not, I'm not a scientist at all. right? I know for a fact

you cannot produce the amount of torque necessary to tighten a bolt to withstand deep sea pressure with your fucking hands. A person can't. A person can't. You need like a hydraulic press

tier machine to bolt that shit in. You're not doing it right, man. I feel bad for the kid to be honest. The kid is the only person I feel bad. It was really funny until I found out about him.

Then I felt really sad. I felt really sad. I still don't feel sad. I feel bad for him. But, like, everybody else, like, fuck them. Don't be honest. I don't feel. How are you going to...

I just don't... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. This is Derek from the future. Just wanted to say, before you think I'm a monster, there is a lack of context because I didn't know that the kid didn't want to be on the submarine. I find out later in the episode, because we kind of circle back to the submarine talk. But I just wanted to put this in here.

I just wanted to jam this in here before you. you all think that like I knew that the kid didn't want to be down there then got you know imploded and I'm just like I don't care that's it enjoy the rest of this gay episode I can't feel things I'm Derek I can't feel like it's already scary enough just to go on a regular regular submarine let it go see diving like deep deep is the depths of hell diving uh that's so insane to me that I would have to be I would be I would be like James Cameron because he had been interviewed to where James Cameron is so involved in the process, he's technically an engineer now too.

Because he needs to know the ins and outs where he was even explaining how one of the machines that he used to go to the deepest place you could go essentially, they drew it up on a computer. They worked out the mechanics for three years, just that part. And then they built the damn thing. and even knowing that stuff

I would still feel uncomfortable if I were going with James Cameron Right but that's what I mean So the fact that you just said that That they did the wrench thing Like yeah it sounds so unreal It sounds so fake It is the it is the most

The second that thing The second I saw that news thing I was like they are dead Like there's no fucking chance that they're alive And I was totally like They are dead They are dead And you know

They had the best outcome, too, because they were going to die the second. That's the best outcome. The best outcome of this was never that they come back alive because that was never even an option. That was like never on the table. That was a tomb the second they fucking opened the tickets. It was fucked. They were using a Logitech controller. It had one button like an elevator.

Dude said, it's got one button. It's like an elevator. It shouldn't be that complicated. It's got a monitor in there. A fucking... Got a fucking Sony Vio in there. It's just the fucking flashlight. And it's...

It is... It's fuck. So, like, the fact that they... The fact that they... The fact that they imploded instantly... Best way to die. Didn't have to worry about... Because I thought about...

Because I thought about... What else is, like, just one button? What the fuck does it do? One button. Just like the old... It turns a... Literally. Literally.

Literally. Literally. Up down. That's awesome. Awesome. Fucking insane. To see the Titanic. I love how.

I love how just it's so, look, if this almost gives me a, and I know that I'm not, I don't actually believe this, but there's just a little part in my head that wants to think, were these people supposed to, were they sent to their deaths purposefully because of how poorly this thing was designed that it's like, of course it's going to implode once it gets far down enough. Like, of course it's gonna implode. You couldn't, they paid $250,000 a pop to get on this thing. You couldn't. You could not, you couldn't pay me that money to do it. No, no, absolutely not. It's crazy. Because if you die, you can't do anything with it.

That's what I, but that's what I mean. Like, I sincerely, and I know that a lot of people are going to be like, you're talking shit when you say this. And I know I've done a lot of shows in the last like two days that we, We've mentioned this. We mentioned this at the beginning of sacred. How could we not? We mentioned this at the beginning of Constellation. How could we not?

But, like, I sincerely mean this. There is no price on this earth high enough to get me in that submarine. 100%. You're going to get me on a good submarine. You're going to get me on a military grade one. I cannot go in the water until it gets dark. Yeah, I'm good on that. I just panicking.

I can't do it. I would rather, and I mean this. I would go. I would go on James Cameron's submarine for billions of dollars. Like if they give me billions of dollars, I'll go on James Cameron's submarine with James Cameron. With James Cameron? I'd feel a lot safer, but I still wouldn't. I just wouldn't do it.

I wouldn't do it. You know what I would rather do, which is just as stupid, but... Go to space? I would go to space, not in a... And what I mean is by stupid. In a minivan with one button controlled by a logic control? Essentially, if you guys saw, oh, you haven't seen it, Chris, but Fast and Furious Nine, how they launched a car to destroy a satellite. They went into orbit to destroy a satellite in a car.

They fucking manufactured a car. They basically did what the submarine did, and then they survived. It's the dumb, it's the dumbest, it's the dumbest on purpose, though. That's the thing that people need to understand about that fucking franchise. It's purposefully stupid. So, you know, it's like if you're mad about it. Did you see 10? Uh, yeah, which.

You didn't know this one yet? It's, yeah, it's not as, it wasn't as crazy. It was a little more grounded. It wasn't as crazy as nine, which disappointed me. And it disappointed me that the franchise isn't over yet. It's still going. They said this was the last one. It's two more movies.

They said this was the last one. They fucking lied to me. I was ready for it to be done. I was ready. I was ready to put this behind me, move on to a next chapter of something. bullshit. And now I have to invest more years in this shit. That shit Finn has a three pieces, bro.

I know, and it pissed me to fuck off. Who else got to show up? That's the one, I will say, that's the one crazy thing that they... Have you the Rock's back? Yeah, because I thought that they were never going to be homies again. I thought that, because, you know, how they were shooting the last film that they did together,

they were never even in the same fucking room. That's how much the beef got. And so I just assume that they were never And especially on Instagram, I know I'm going on a tangent real quick, but on Instagram, Vin Diesel called out the rock and called him Little Brother, because he's a little bit older. But I'm like, you don't call a giant 6-5 guy that could crush your head like a watermelon little brother.

And I thought that was going to be it from there. Like, fuck you, I'm done. But, you know, it kind of shows me that there is hope between massive ego, rich people, unlike there was hope for these submarine people, you know. There's no hope for them because that was too stupid, but at least... There's a diagram of them going down. There's like a diagram of them going down. And it implodes and it's so...

Like, people are like, it's education. I was like, no, that's mean-spirited. That shit is fucked, bro. That thing looks hilarious. You know what it's funny? I don't know what this guys happened. I don't know what this happened to you guys. Logged on YouTube.

Recommended homepage. A video that came out a couple of months ago on what happens when a submarine implodes when it's past its dive level. That was fucking, I couldn't help. But of course I watched it. But it's, I loved how people found that video, and then it immediately, the algorithm's like, I know all of y'all want to see this.

And I'm like, yes, I do. I absolutely do. What happens? What happens is honestly crazy. It's like, it's, like it's, it sounds like a really horrifying way to die, but they probably, they literally probably, probably didn't even notice. No, they definitely got instant death.

It's like those memes. You know those memes when like people, like, they just step and then suddenly like the background changes to heaven or whatever? Yeah, yeah. That's how, I think it's like within like a couple milliseconds. Yeah. I think you're boiled instantly to the heat of the sun and then it and then you're crushed. Yeah, you're done. Within like less than a second.

You're a fucking crazy. You're a diamond, dude. You're fucking you turn into a diamond. I think, I think. It's not quite as quick as you. I think they don't probably feel pain a whole time. No, you, no, no, no, it's instantaneous. It is instantaneous.

No, no, no, no, they do feel uncomfortable. No. Because what happened is that they're going down to that point. You know, it's not like there's, there's pressure building as you fall. And then eventually when they die, it was just, that's it. But they're probably feeling sick. I mean, they're probably, they might be like. Yeah, but it's not like death sick.

Oh, no, yeah. You know, they're probably just feeling sick. not good. It's like, oh, we shouldn't be here, and then, and then they're gone. It is, it is honestly, like, some of the... I don't know, man. You couldn't pay me. You couldn't pay me. I don't know what, I don't know what compels, because they're not, because the thing is, it's like, I can almost respect it if they were explorers doing something like never before done, you know what I mean? Going to the fucking Titanic? But just going to the, we've seen the Titanic. We went to

the Titanic in the fucking 80s. We've seen, we know what it looks like. We've seen, we've sent drones down there. It's not, James Cameron's been down there. Yeah. Like, it It's not uncharted territory that you're carving out for yourself. It's a fucking ship. It's a rusty ship. It's because they want to go down there and experience it. Yeah, and that's stupid as fuck. Because they are rich.

And I've earned so much money in my life. I deserve to see this. Which at the same time... Did you just say earned? Shut up. Shut your fucking mouth. That's what they think. That's what they think.

Okay, fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. At the same time, it's like, yeah, you know, like I've lived. I've lived fucking, you know, my life. And I'm going to work up and I'm going to go get a fucking katana made for me one day, you know, because I earned that. So like, but I didn't earn, you know, going, I don't feel like I just, like, there's certain aspects where, like, humans don't belong in places. Certain places.

One of them is definitely under the ocean. Like, we don't. Yeah, two, two and a half miles under the ocean, I would argue is probably one of the places that humans are least equipped to go. Shouldn't be there. Just to my opinion. Broad statement, for sure. Broad statement. Very wild statement I'm making right now.

I'm saying a lot right now, but I think I'm going to stand by of that. I mean, I'll take my chances in space because at least I can have a suit and I can float in space. I can't just float that deep underwater with any type of suit. You know what I mean? So even if like there's a catastrophic failure of our shuttle, there is a possibility. that you can have enough oxygen and there being a space station enough to possibly save you versus... But, but yeah, I give it to me. Well, yeah, it's a way cooler way to die anyway.

That's true. You say there's not, but like if you're... It's like, bro, you died in space, man. Yeah, that's dying in space, I mean, it would be pretty legendary and hopefully you would have one of the songs blaring in your suit. No one's ever, you know what's crazy? No one's ever died in space. Definitely animals have. Well, yeah, we killed that dog.

We killed several dogs and monkeys and shit. Yeah, yeah, but no human has ever died in space. You sure? Yeah, 100%. Everyone's always died like on reentry and shit like that, right? It's always on reentry or like on takeoff, unfortunately sometimes. I don't, but how do you know that? Because it's just a, I don't know, what do you mean?

It's just literally just a fact. It's just a fact that you confirmed, you looked it up yourself? I mean, I just, I found this out recently. You can look it up right now and see, if I'm wrong. I don't think I'm wrong though. I don't think there's ever been a recorded human death in space. I just, that sounds kind of impossible

to me, but at the same time I guess how many space missions have been launched throughout the world. Yeah, we haven't really like, I guess the closest thing, the closest thing, I can imagine somebody has had diarrhea on the space station. On the ISS. When the chittle took off and blew up. Yeah, but that's not in space. I was

watching that in school. I was watching that in school live. And I almost laughed and I realized people were like and I was like yeah I'm not going to laugh right now but I was like yo how do we make it to the moon if like this is still happening so um was Apollo 13 not in space so Apollo 13 yeah that you know that's like an infamous incident the one that there's even a there's even a movie about it there's actually even they died on didn't didn't it reenter I think they which one was Apollo 13 I think they died while they're in space

I don't think so. Apollo 13. I don't remember. The 13th crew mission in the Apollo space program, what was the seventh crew mission, Apollo space program, and the third meant to land on the moon. The craft launched from Kennedy Space Center, April 11th, 1970, but the lunar landing was aborted after the oxygen tanks

and service modules failed two days into the mission. I think they came back, right? Did they die? Died in flames while lying on their backs on the moon. in their moonshit in a routine ground test for their February orbital flight. All the crew members survived a catastrophic accident. They did not die. Oh, they survived?

They survived. Everyone died? Oh, I think there's a Mandela. Yeah, I think there's a Mandela. I was convinced that you were right, too. Because I thought, like, yeah, the Apollo 13 was a death thing. But I didn't think it was in space. I figured it was like on entry or something.

Hold on. The Apollo 1 had, was a tragedy. Jesus Christ. I'm getting all fucked up now because I think I remember even watching a video of like, everyone thinks this happened, but this didn't happen. You're gay. And I was like, oh, oh, I didn't. Well, I knew I was gay, but I didn't know about this thing.

Man. Yeah, I can't remember. I think I heard it in some interview with somebody who would, it was like a Neil DeGrasse Tyson type person where like technically every, we're like technically every death related to space flight has always happened like either on reentry or on the, you know, an experimental flights never actually breaching the atmosphere.

So there's never been a human recorded death in space and I am aiming to be the first one. We gotta change that. I'm gonna go into space. I'm gonna do one of those like space flights, those tourist space flights. You're gonna take a bunch of sleeping pills and die?

Yeah, no, no, I'm gonna get on the spaceflight and then like just twist my head around. Oh, so you can break the mold. Yeah, yeah, just so I could die in space. You just want to be famous. You just want to have that one thing. I want to have that one thing. I'm Chris.

I was the first person to die in space. Yeah, that was me. Yeah, I know. Your history is set there, then. You know what I mean? You are technically intrinsically related to the universe in a way no one else is. Yeah. It is really stupid, but it's also like, damn, bro, you're a...

The only thing I have in common... I only... The only living object that, or living person, or a living thing that has anything in common with me, is that dog. No, several animals have died in space. And the monkey. No, multiple monkeys and dogs. No, dude, but most of those animals, for real, like, I think I read something recently where most of them died, like, in the fucking, like, like, while, like, from the, uh... What's it called?

From the G's. It's so sad. So they just shot, like, dead bodies in his face. That's so sad. But... Imagine being owner that dog and be like, oh, my God, I'm going to have the most famous dog ever. Privy it, privy it. And then you open your Russian thing and your dog's flat and you're like, God, damn it.

It looks like a rug. He looks like it's... He looks like when a cartoon character gets flattened in Roger Rabbit. He's got to peel it off. Yeah. Anyway, don't go to the fucking ocean, man. Like, I don't know. I don't know what there is for you there.

Nothing. Nothing good. Google it. There's only going to be... You know what's really fucked up about it? And dead shit. But you know what's really fucked up about it too? It's like...

They went down there and there was like... The submarine, as I saw it. it, right? There was this one really small window, and there was a TV in it. So it looks like there was just like a camera outside the ship or outside the submarine so that they could see the wreckage of the Titanic. But it's like, at that point, you're not even really seeing it. You might as well just send a drone down there. Exactly. Or like, you know what I mean? Like, what's the point of even being there? That's how I felt. I was talking about that yesterday. Why would I just watch footage of it?

where it is creatures don't go down there like there are some there are some creatures there are probably things that exist down there absolutely nothing goes down there I think actually I'm not even kidding I think

I'm not even kidding I think there's a certain penguin that can go that far down I'm not joking I swear to God Penguins can't go that deep I'm pretty sure There's like a specific kind of penguin that goes that far down Which one? I don't know.

The deep sea penguin. The deep sea penguin. The infamous for being bad. It's a deep sea penguin. I swear to God. The famous for being bad deep sea penguin. And there's a penguin like a gun in its hands. Just shrouded in notoriety, dude.

The Titanic. The Titanic is 2.4, I think 2.3 miles underwater. Honestly, though, why does anybody give a fuck about the Titanic? To be, like, honestly, no, man. It's that fucking movie. It was the biggest, it was the biggest vanity project in human history, I think. It was, at the time, that's something to marvel at, but then you had just a complete dumb-ass captain that's like, eh, no moonlight.

Who gives a fuck, you know? I've been worn multiple times about ice, but I don't care. And then just literally, whoops. Like, that's not interesting to me. That's not interesting at all to me. Jack, is her name Sally? Is her name Sally? No.

No. Rose. Rose. Rose. Her. That bitch. And then that fucking the end of that stupid-ass movie where he freezes a death, where he had plenty of room to be on that fucking door or whatever, that piece of wood with her?

Where I'm just like, I can't, you fuck up my suspension of disbelief when shit like that happens. Or it's like, y'all both could have survived. At least make the piece smaller. If you want to tell the same fucking story, make the piece. That's what I'm saying. If somebody drew, there's like multiple pictures of how they could have been on that together. That's one of the first things I saw on the internet, I think. It's one of the first things I remember like seeing the internet for real.

Right. It's like people being like, she could have been out here easily. And I'm like, damn, that's, damn. So it's like one of those things where it's like, okay, just make it a little bit smaller. It was like, okay, I'm rewatching the Walking Dead right now just because I haven't seen it since it started, right? And I stopped watching. Sorry to interrupt you, Derek. Apparently I got the season 10 of that show.

You did. You got the season 10? I checked out after, I don't even need to say spoilers. It was forever ago. When Negan bashed in Glenn, that was the last thing that I saw. I think that's like season six or something, or five or something. I stopped there, but apparently I watched well further into it. Let's fucking four more years of Walking Dead, man.

I'm just like, what the hell? I am, I have no, I'm excited to see how stupid it becomes, because there's, It's already getting really dumb. Like there was, I just want to say this one scene that infuriated me so much where Michone had the governor dead to rights in his room, kills the daughter, right? The daughter, yep. And then, like, he like hits her or something. I mean, she hits him.

And then she gets her weapon and then chokes him instead of just stabbing him. She, out of nowhere, she stabs everything. And then all of a sudden she has the opportunity to end it. and then she puts the thing under his neck and tries to choke him for some fucking just the, it's one of those things where like suspension of disbelief. Without even having the sharp side do it.

She didn't even have the sharp side do it. It's like why would you? I remember that scene directly. That's at the end of the third or fourth season. Third or something. She goes and she tries to kill him naturally. She just kills the little zombie daughter and it's like, oh, he's right there.

They're fighting. Game time. Game time killed. Mishon, you've killed everyone instantly. the whole two seasons you've existed so far. And she fucking does that. She does that little thing. That little thing that just ruins shit for me.

I'm like, bro, just write it better. Come to the same conclusion. Like she doesn't have access to her weapon somehow so that she can't stab him. And then all of a sudden, I'm totally in. I'm totally fucking in. Why do you have to write shit like that? Why? I remember that scene vivid.

I remember that scene vivid. It's crazy. It was so stupid. I want to know. know what is it that compels people to do things like that when they clearly don't have to when they it's just these little

things that kind of ruin an entire scene where I'm like this fight scene would have been totally solid if he didn't do this extremely eyesore this glaring thing that is so out of some person's character where I'm like bruh like it happens all the time though it happens

all the time it's one of the things media in general you have to I'm just looking at which is unfortunate Just looking at all these fucking... Are you looking at penguins? Are you looking at penguins? Or what are you doing?

I am looking at penguins. So I was right, it was like 0.5 miles. Which is fucking crazy, actually. So they can go that deep. That's all down. Nothing goes down there. Like, waiters and shit down there. There are, there's probably like maybe bacteria that probably goes down there.

But that's probably fucking about it. There are things that exist down there. But they don't come up. But nothing goes there. Nothing's like, let's go down this far. like not go that far. I mean, they're obviously, you know, and they're not acclimated to go down there anyway.

Yeah, that's why. Yeah, they're going to die. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's dark. It's dark. There's a fucking fish with a see-through forehead with glowing teeth or something like that. Dude, looks like my uncle. I hate, I'm looking at, I'm looking at all the animals that can swim at the depth of the type. I'm looking at the animals that can

swim at the depth of the Titanic and it's fucking really. It's just like monsters, man. They all look like the monster. Yeah, literally. They look like the end. be creatures. I can't be okay knowing this exists. I just want to, what can we do? We need to get the power of the sun and the palm of our hands to light up the

depths of the ocean so we can see everything. I want to bet it was really bright near the Titanic for like a half second. You know what's crazy? Because I'm going to do that. You're going to look in the water and it's going to see something blink and it's going to be way too big for you to be okay with seeing it. That's what I'm saying. You're going to freak the fuck out. It's going to be like, like as big as the United States,

Like, you know, like continent. There's just going to be like some squid just chilling there like just like you startled. It's just going to move a little bit. Derek, that is so inconceivably light. And I'm going to be like, I can't, I can't, I can't. Everybody thinks that's so big. That is the moon. Seeing something the size of the United States is probably so big that it's probably no longer terrifying.

It's probably like you probably can't even differentiate it from land. Do you not like half the die. Yeah, you would. Like that exists. You wouldn't, you would think it's probably a piece of land, right? because there's no way you can, yeah, conceptualize that this is a being unless it's far away, like the moon, where the moon in diameter is roughly the size of the United States, for example, but it's so far away that it's not intimidating.

Yeah. Diameter is the whole thing, right? No, that's circumference. Diameter is just from the cross. Okay, yeah. Yeah, so it's roughly around that size. And so imagine when you see like sci-fi things when the moon is like really fucking close to the planet. That shit would freak me out, dude.

Like, seeing, like, a satellite that fucking close. Like, there's something, whenever I see that in sci-fi, the way that people make that, I have this weird visceral reaction where I'm like, that's just, it's accurate. You're an ape and that's big. I love that shit. I was so, I love what it looks like, but it freaks me out. I remember being so disappointed when I found out the sun didn't look like the Lion King. You know what I mean? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Like, it's, what do you see? Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, like it's that big, it's like that big, that big circle. Yeah, you know. That's so, that's maybe what it looks like. Not even, not even on Venus. Not even on Venus, but I'm Venus, you're fucking boiling. That's very true.

So maybe on Mercury. Your pain. Yeah. Did you see that the probe that went into Venus and see like how it just survived for like just, I forgot how many seconds? But like before it just melts, it's really cool. really cool footage. I didn't see that.

Yeah, where they just send it crashing into Venus. It's crazy. It's just gas. Yeah, just all the fucking gas is just being trapped in there. Which is like, you know, I feel like if we, in a few thousand years, if the trains keep going the same way they're going, essentially that's what the Earth's going to turn into because of all of our fucking polluting. Yeah, we're trying to beat the two something curve or whatever.

And we could, if we get it to. to two and a half will be fine. If we get it to three, get it to three, a lot of everything that's at the shores are going to be, like, the shores are America going to be like Indianapolis and shit. You know, that's just horrible.

Like, imagine that's so crazy. Imagine Texas being a shore. The United States is a fucking island now, essentially. Imagine Texas being a shore, Derek. Texas being a shore. Where does the West Coast start in the middle of where Texas was?

That'll be mind-blown. You fall asleep for like 40 years. You wake up and that's the world. I guess, like, where's Africa who's gone? At least the billionaires, because you've got to imagine some of the people that were in that submarine,

rest in peace, that they... Peace is. I mean, yeah, literally. Yeah. I can't believe there was people. Did you see the people that were, you know,

they were getting mad that people were making jokes and there was people that like oh it's why are you being so insensitive and all this shit I'm just like you guys where have you been where's the I mean like yeah it's it is like the the willful ignorance of that is insane

the policing of it is pretty crazy to me when Stephen Hawking died people were people were like constantly tweeting the fucking window shutdown sound like moments after everybody like I don't know where you think you are that this is not going to everything that every single bad thing is going to have

joking as Stephen Austin's a good person like this That's what makes it crazy he's a good dude and they did that Yeah that's what I mean it's like even even somebody who did like amazing shit Is is just like it You cannot avoid the disrespect on the internet I've always actually like astounded I'm actually like really astounded at how many people are like surprisingly like really fucking

soft and I'm not even talking about like the people about this situation I'm talking about like because I saw something recently about like Dr. Disrespect and Hassan fighting because Hassan said something like uh because I there was a whole call duty thing where like some streamer got their got their

bundle pulled from call duty oh yeah because he said something homophobic yeah and then uh doctor disrespect was like I'm gonna I want my skin gone as well right and Hassan was like damn he's more he's more faithful to Nick Merks than he was his own wife that's fuck. That's a good one.

But that's a good one. But that's also, he's more loyal to, but dude, it's like it's an obvious joke. Yeah. And then Dr. Disrespect is like,

really but heard about it, but like, dude, your name is Dr. disrespect. Right. And his whole persona. Like,

you can't, you can't, you can't be named, you can't name yourself Dr. Disrespect and not be able to handle base disrespect. Especially since it's,

true though it's also yeah he did he cheated did he yes he was an in fucking fiddle he cheated well he cheated on his pregnant wife I'm pretty sure and which is like that there's there are levels to that too where it's like that's extra

like it's bad to cheat it's bad to cheat on it's it's worse to cheat on your wife and it's especially heinous to cheat on your pregnant wife dude I'm like there's like they know what that shit feels like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like prestigeing almost

hell yeah dude he hit he hit max cheating ring the only thing left is like the only thing left the only thing left is to is cheating on your wife who has cancer or something

that's like that's the last thing you got that's the last that's the last but you've got six of the seven dragon balls as far as that goes hell yeah dude but like dude like I don't know man and he was he got so mad about it I was like dude you can't

you know why you got so mad because the real shit that's he heard him That shit really heard it. But like, I mean, you can't You can't not expect. I agree. I totally agree.

I'm like, You're Dr. Dispects, you brush it off. Yeah, first of all, if you didn't want people to know this, that's, if you didn't want people to know

your personal life like that, that's, you had that option. That's perfectly fine. There's no reason that anybody needs to know about that. That's between you and your family. Settle that shit privately

like with like the people who love you. Like, what the fuck are you doing like crying about it on a stream? Makes no fucking sense. Fans don't need to know that shit about you. It's parisocial as fuck. It's weird. Yeah.

It's weird. I just wouldn't tell you about that. Especially if you're not like fucking, dude. I don't know, man. I just thought that was so funny. Dude's out there with his like fucking sunglasses and wig and he's crying. Can I just say I never under fucking stood Dr. Disrespect? I don't even mean to say this as like a Hassan defense or anything because I really don't.

I really don't care. It's really just a matter of like I don't understand this guy. You know why? You know why? We know why? No, it's not like 11. It's because you're not. a douchebag because that's who he that's what he appeals to he appeals to assholes because they

like that shit why why did like Andrew Tate what did Trump or any of these people get so fucking popular because there's a lot of people who are pieces of shit too that want a champion so now Dr. Disrespect I don't know him in his real life he's probably a nice guy in his real life but his persona of Dr. Disrespect is being a douchebag and people love that shit if you're not a douchebag, typically, that's not something that you're just like, oh, man, that's my favorite guy. You can probably enjoy somebody in small doses. Like, I love a Vegeta. But, like, I couldn't just sit and watch fucking Vegeta stream for hours.

Can you imagine? That is, you know. Can you imagine that shit? Derek, that is genuinely one of the funny things you ever said. That's the, that is the funniest shit you've ever said. That is Imagining Imagining

Vigita screaming is the most ridiculous You stupid Caccaron I hate you I'll kill you Caccarat How fucking eat your kids

How eat goated caccarat Oh my god Thanks Lynn Manuel for the sub That's crazy I really can't I really can't I really can't fucking

Jonathan Yeah you're pretty cool Thanks for the 500 bits, Krillen. That's all you're going to give me. What the fuck is that? I deserve more. That is uncomfortable to imagine. Like, that actually, like, that makes me feel like I'm being, like, molested in some way.

Like, that's, like, a really deeply uncomfortable fucking thought. Ejita streaming. And, like, the dead silence of him, like, every night. Like, he's just, like, sitting and it's, like, dead silent for a little bit because he's just, like, reading chat to himself. Yeah, yeah. Just staring. Thanks again for the time. 12 gifted cacarot

I'll see you later at Wiesis Hold on my OBS isn't working I fucking him struggling him struggling to set up his dream

would be fucking that would be fucking amazing I would I oh man I want to I have to meet

Christopher Sabbath and pay him to do that I would I would I would pay all of my I would give all of my savings to Christopher

Sabbath if it meant that like I'll Give all my savings to Christopher Sabbath and kill myself the next day. If I can, if I can will that into the world. Go to a suburb. Although, I guess you could do it with, like, AI now, which, but that's not as, that's not as, I don't know. It's not as personal.

There's, there's a lot of really fucking hilarious AI, like, covers of songs. Like, I know we talked about it last time, but, like, the fucking Mr. Crabb. Singing Billy Jeet is so good. It's so good. It was so uncaracted. Like, it's like, this is uncomfortable. Like, wait. He hits those high nuts.

The kid is not my soul. Like it's so perfect. It is so on point that it's crazy. There's so many. There's a lot of good Vegeta ones too. Like there's Vegeta singing how you remind me. That was pretty good. That's,

they're trying to take my fucking job, man. There's one of Naruto and freaking Goku singing, what you call it? I think it's like, do you remember? I'm like that. I'm like, this is terrifying. because this sounds real I know this

There's a lot of them There's a lot of them that sound like shit But like if you search through them enough You find like really really good Like the squid I find that the Squidward ones are really good The SpongeBob related ones Almost all without exception except for SpongeBob SpongeBob sponge bobs are always like not right

But fucking Squidward and Mr. Crabs and Plankton Are killing it in the music industry right now Like they are fucking Hitting it hard. I saw should I say that? Now I'll save it. There's a great It's a video spoiler

So I'm not gonna save it But there's there's some good stuff out there AI-wise It's it's look we got to enjoy it now before it gets Really scary It's kind of how I feel about it Yeah, the AI stuff's gonna get scary real quick There's gonna be what it's gonna get bad when like there's an artist

Like an album's gonna come out And so like artists this person did it blah blah and then it's going to be a Grammy. Then it's going to be like, actually it was AI. And I remember like, well, it's over now. That's it. Now it's over. Yeah.

Now we can mourn. We're almost there. I mean, everybody got duped by some, a brand new Drake single that dropped. Everybody was talking about like, that's not Drake. That's it sound quite. I didn't fall for it. It was a Drake and a weekend one. And I was like, these are not them.

I didn't hear it. But I know these artists. I just heard it blow up, though. So I guess I'll take a word for that. It didn't quite so people were just dummies. It might have tricked other people, though. It didn't trick me because I listened to... I'm sure tricked other people, dude.

I posted a picture of like this deceased grandmother in fucking resin. Like, because there's a... There's a photo of these three people over like a big cube of like resin. And I think the original image is... It's still an AI generated image, but it's like in the resin there's like a dog. And it's their dog. It's like a taxidermy situation where, like, they froze their dog in resin so that it could constantly, it could be around forever. But I replaced it with, like, this other image I saw that somebody sent me of, like, some old lady in it instead.

And I wrote this fake story about how, like, oh, this family encased their deceased grandmother in resin and use her as a coffee table. And I've seen it. That shit got a physical reaction out of me when I saw that. It got a real reaction. Derek, did you see it? No, I didn't see it. You didn't see it? No. It's really unsettling.

It's very unsettling, dude. Let me say, you'll get, you'll get, it's fake, but I think you'll get a kick out of it. Because it's, it's just, uh, with the story, it's like a really off-putting image. But I have seen this fucking tweet. I'll put in the little chat we got here. I have seen this image. I think on like a hundred different Facebook pages. I think it, I saw it like 25 million views on.

on some, I think it's no context humans, which is a Twitter page. But like, everybody, like, a lot of people believe this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, I did see, okay, yeah. Like, a shocking number of people were like, oh, my God. Because what was the original? What was the original?

The original is a dog. It's like, it's like, it's like some golden retriever in it. That's right. But the golden retriever is hilarious because the golden retriever is fucking enormous. Like, there's no, like, it's too big for the resin. Like, it makes no sense. This is an AI generated image. But, like,

I just love the premise of this Especially because she's like The pose of her is like It's almost like she's saying no stop Don't pour resin on me It's like she's frozen and carbonate It's like from fucking Resident Evil 4 Like just like what other like

It is Kill it It is but like dude everybody believed it So I would absolutely believe that people Like believe that that track was real Yeah I actually just heard a little bit of it And I was a little bit distracted And I got to say

dude shit it doesn't sound bad it's not them though it's it's dude it's because of the the uh the uh the

the uh the uh the auto tune the that is slapped on it that's the thing that makes it like hard to decipher discern whether it's authentic or not

and the thing is which is what's so distracting about it is that the song's actually good it's good that's the problem like too much

if it was a a bad song, people would be able to snuff it out probably immediately. You know what it is? It's a good song. You know what it is, unironically, and I'm not even kidding, a lot of really big producers, massive producers, are just anonymously making, like, AI songs, like, under pseudonyms and shit. And so, like, they're just experimenting.

They're having a blast, and they got, like, music production knowledge, so they know how to write a good song. They know how to, like, mix it and do all this shit. it and then they got AI so like people are like yo why does this fucking Squidward song sound so damn good like what's going on and then there's comments like yeah this guy's a or like I'm a

big producer but I can't say I need like peace out so like they're out there man and it's why wouldn't you it's so you could get it anybody yeah you get you get fucking Shirley Temple rapping on the next Ice Spice song

why not yeah look this is a good song it's good it's good cold is a good song right like It is just good But I can tell it's not Drake But I would not be surprised If another song came out That I'd be like oh

Damn What is it called one you're listening to? Winners cold Listen to heart on my sleeve Oh god Oh man Yeah look Drake We're getting in the weeds

Yeah but this shit fucking is This is I'm almost like Yo I kind of actually I really dig this The vibe of it You know Like I want to hate on Drake all the time

Because he's fucking He's a weirdo But He's got some He's got some solid shit man It's weird that he Uh The only thing that I'll say about Drake

Is it's weird that he was Texting Millie Bobby Brown That's weird Damn I forgot about that Yeah In my opinion No no It's very weird

It was very weird Because she was It was I'm sure it was innocent But the same time It's like that I'm not sure Bro, bro, bro. Do you have any fucking

13-year-old friends or 14? I forgot how old she was, but she was young as fuck. She was, she was like 16 or 17. What she's 16? I thought she was like, I thought she was younger than that. No, she was 16 when well, well, actually, she might have been 15 when they started talking, which is, you know,

I don't know. I'm not, I don't spread misinformation. I just think it's weird. I think it's bizarre. But I would have been like, yo, I would have been like one conversation and that's it. I would talk to her, no problem. them in person if we ran into each other we're famous whatever but I'm gonna make a y'all

bill a a y'all millie let me get your number you know you let me get your number I was in the wheelchair in the grassy you remember as if she's old enough to remember to my wheelchair yeah baby I'm fucking Jimmy with no legs I'm no leg Jimmy

they call me no leg Jimmy you call me out by cell phone look at me hop on my wheelchair what's so insane is that I remember seeing Drake the first after he started rapping. For me, he's the first, like, artist that became a rap, like, an actor that sometimes became a rapper to me. Like, that was, like, my first one.

It was him than Donald Glover. Did you see the fucking Drake and Josh? I tweeted it. I tweeted it out. Oh, did you, did you, did you, do you, what is it? What is it? What are you talking about? No, no, no, no, I saw it on TikTok, like last night.

Where did you tweet it? I tweeted it out. Literally, it's like, Drick. I'll put it in it. It's, it's the same thing. No, no, no, no, tell them. Because seeing it's part of the experience. Well, are we thinking of the same thing?

Is it the underwater thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'll copy the link and I'll put it in Riverside. This is a be fucking funny. If the audio listeners... Open episode like that. Yeah, we'll open the episode. We have to open the episode with that clip.

Because that clip is too good. Okay, no problem. And if you're listening to this, then it's the clip you've already seen. But it's so, it's so fucking funny. you have to know the context of it though you have to know the context of it though you have to know the context of it to really get it I don't know if did you ever watch drinking job yo that's fucking excellent dude

it's really good it was one meme the funniest one I saw by far you know episode of Ed and Eddie when they were trying to go to do the underwater theme Park thing and they had to fake fucking submarine. No. Someone was like they tried to go to see the Titanic in this shit. I'll show you the picture of the submarine. You're going to fucking throw up. I didn't see that.

Oh, fuck. Man, I wish fucking Drake wasn't a fucking deviant and they would have a fucking reunion and shit, man. That sucks. Oh, no, they'll never. Why are all Drake's fucked up, man? What's going on? We gotta get to the bottom of this. There's something about that name that...

It just turns you into a pervert. Tragic four-founded Ed and Nettie tier scam involving a homest submarine. What is it? Can you imagine seeing that on the news? What's the submarine? I have to find it. Do you see a picture you're going to fucking throw up? I don't remember that episode.

They were trying to scamper with this Ed and Nettie sub, a submarine of vehicle. Edinetti's so fucking insane Where was that show supposed to take place Where? Edinetti? Like, yeah, like that that cold a sack Like, where the fuck is that supposed to, like, I know it's not supposed to What?

It's hell. Shut up, your fucking bullshit cartoon conspiracy theories. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I fucking hate the people. Where are the adults at? That's warthling, you know. Toff is autistic. All these, all these, like, weird, like, fucking theories.

She's so good. She's blind. which is like a, like, it's like sight autism, I guess. I think the theory of the Rugrats being dead is true. I think that one's real, like, Stu killed him or something, like ghost or something like that. There's that scene of him making pudding at like 3 a.m. Found it.

That, by the way, that clip of Stu making pudding at, like, at 3 a.m. is, like, such an icon. That is one of the most iconic clips of all time, I think. I just love his response. Like, why are you making putting? putting at like three or four a.m. in the morning, because I've lost control of my life. And I'm like that.

It was so, it's such a perfect response because everybody's, everyone has had a moment like that. Everyone has felt like that at some point. I have moments like that constantly. If I'm up at like 2 a.m., what the fuck is this? What did you kill? Forget this, guys. Never mind.

Never mind. Wait, hold that. Wait, wait. I'm trying. Wait, wait. I'm going to take a screenshot. I'm going to take a screenshot of what. of what Kingston put in the chat.

I'm trying, Derek, Derek, I'm going to send this to you, and I want you to put it in the episode. Yeah, I got to. I'm trying, guys. I'm trying.

That's so good. I found it. I found it. I found it proper now. It's proper. What's the, what's the time on this? Like Stephen A. Smith,

take a look, y'all, and then, like, just an image link. Fucking. 57 minutes. Yeah. I found it. 56.

I got... I'm going to check a rid of. Oh, man. Dude, that's... That's it, dude. That's it. That's what I'm going to win to do the Titanic game. Put that in the episode, too.

You tweet that shit out. You should tweet that shit out. Oh, my God. That is really fucking good. Look at it. Look at it. The Edd-Netti If you Google Edd-Netti submarine

That's that's I or not submarine but like rocket Homemade Rocket Rocket car They went to the That is so that is so fucking funny They went to the Titanic In some fucking shit that I've Some shit that a nine year old with his dad could have built bro

That's there is something funny There's also something of extra tying into Ed and Eddie because They're always trying to make 25 cents and Detroit is always trying to make a quarter and they paid a quarter mill each to get in. Literally.

Imagine what makes it sad for me. I'll just decide not to be serious. The fact that the kid didn't want to go makes me really upset. That does make me sad. Yeah, it is, you know what's really sad about that? I didn't know that. That sucks. The saddest thing, yeah, the kid was, so here's the thing that's really tragic about the kid.

And he's the only person I feel bad about it. Okay, see, I didn't know that context. and I guess the families too because obviously but like dude like so he his father basically he was like I don't want to go on this thing he was like terrified to go on it

and his dad guilted him into doing it for father's day which is like so fuck I did not know that context yeah like imagine imagine you know in your gut you're gonna implode

yeah imagine knowing in your gut like dude that's a logitech controller Like, bro, it's got one button, it's got a screen, it's got a fucking Lenovo monitor in it. I don't want to be here. And your dad's like, come on, son. Quit being a pussy, son. For me? It's just the deep sea.

For you, for your old man. God, damn, dude. The latest Xbox that's not even out yet if you come with me. The one that's in. I'll pre-order Starfield for you, son. No, like, it's fucking, it's fucking, it's so sad. I feel really bad for the kid, but like, I mean, it all, again, again.

Yeah, I didn't know that. Yeah, you sound like an asshole in the beginning of the beginning. Yeah, you're a dick, but it's fine. Well, yeah, because you guys didn't fucking mention that. I thought you knew. I thought it was obvious knowledge. Well, how's the obvious knowledge? I don't, I don't care.

It's one of the, it's one of the more least in her relations, to be fair. I think it's funny. Like, like, the whole situation, it's sensational. I understand. But as far as an actual story. I don't like there's fuck shit like this happening all the time that's that's that's what I was that crazy you know it's really crazy those people from Palestine went missing and no one's talking about that like that both for right right this is what I'm saying this is what I'm saying this and by the way I'll put it like this we are inundated constantly with horrible stories from all over the fucking world 24 7 all the time Twitter is basically lively right now there's always like some cat in a blender that's going to fucking scroll by your fucking Twitter feed or some fucking helicopter crash or some nonsense.

Constant bad shit happening and we know about it all the time. I think most people are at their core good people. I think most people are empathetic. But there's like a limit, man. Like I only have so much that I can feel bad for everything bad happening. And so like when somebody, when some kid going to math class in second grade gets his head exploded by some freak, I'm going to feel bad about that because he didn't do anything wrong. He's going a fucking math class.

But when billionaires put together a shoddy ed and netty sub go down to see the Titanic and implode, yeah, that's sad. But it's not, I don't know, man. Like I have to reserve the moments where I feel really bad for the people who genuinely didn't do anything wrong. So for me, right? Because there's so much shit going on all the time. How are you going to feel bad constantly? You can't do it.

My assumption is that. This was just people's negligence. What took those Pakistan people was something to bottom, dude, that was a creature. It was something different that we can't deal with. And that's why no one's talking about it. It's something that we're like, yo. And no one's also talking about it because it's like, it can't reach not math. Let's be real.

That's a very old conflict, too, that is nonstop and is only getting worse. Which one? Fucking Middle Eastern, just fucking like. Oh, yeah. The conflict and the turmoil in the Middle East. I mean, like, it's a very broad thing to say, but, like, there's a lot of issues that, uh, there's religious, I don't need to get into it, but there's just a lot of things going on over there. How much hilarious I understand. There's a lot of issues.

It's so bad that we could talk about it for hours and not even really be that relevant on things that have happened. Like, it's just, it's just a problem over there. Yeah. Do you hear about that duck that killed that entire bus? It is flew into a bus windshield And they know they they so I don't remember if it was I don't think it's I don't think I don't think I don't think I don't think I don't think I just Fus okay but I think um I think it's like just some rogue they strapped they strapped C4 to a duck And duck wandered into a bus and exploded the bus damn man

Isn't that insane? That's some Gary's my shit bro. It is Gary's by I made that up. but like it sounds like it could have it. I mean, it could. I mean, people strapped to C4 to like everything. Dude, I'm sad. C4 should be in more in more video games, I feel.

It's weird to be that Halo doesn't have C4. Well, they have steed grenades. Kind of the same thing. Yeah, but it's different. Like, it's not, it's not the same. Like, I want to stick something, I want to like stick something to the car, drive the car around, and then drive it into like somebody's face and then explode it on purpose.

I want control of the detonation. Yeah, understand. Because that's just fun, dude. In battlefield and shit. Oh. Strap a bunch of C4 to an ATV and just drive into somebody's house. And blow it up. It's awesome.

Some of the living room was fucking gone. It's like, I god damn it. Devolution. I can't eat anymore. Where do I eat now? Wasn't there something video game related? Oh, the direct happened. Yeah, it was pretty cool.

But there was not really. Everything looked cool, but like not enough to. New Mario game. More Pokemon. Yeah. Yeah, Super Mario RPG is cool I've never actually played that one So I'm actually looking forward to playing

Yeah I missed out on a lot of I missed out on a lot of Nintendo stuff Because I grew up with the NES But then I moved straight from the NES to the PlayStation Whoa So like my SNS and N64 stuff Like I went I experienced that like tangentially

Through like cousins houses or like Shit like that I saw it was with N64 Yeah But SNS was like that I didn't get an N64 I didn't get the N64 till like fucking 2012 dude I don't

here's something really weird I don't remember ever having an in 64 but I just logged into my old Amazon account that I abandoned a long time ago I started because I lost the password or something else too I don't know what happened but I made a new account I just logged into the old one and the first purchase because I've had prime since

2007 and the first purchase I made was Killer Instinct Gold and I'm like why the fuck did I buy this I don't remember having a I'm trying to rack my brain When I had a fucking Do you Do you guys remember your first Amazon purchase?

I do now Because I actually remember mine I don't have to go back And I look at it I remember it What was yours? Mine was what you got It was a

Fire Emblem Awakening In 2012 2012 That was my first one as well I got I got a limited edition It was the first gaming headset

I ever got, like with, like, stereo sound. It was like a, it was a Halo 4 limited edition Turtle Beach headset. And it was the first person. It was like 60, I think it was like 70 bucks. And I was like, I'm going to buy, I need a headset. Because I needed to play video games really loudly in my room without waking my parents up. Good old Turtle Beach. I haven't had, I haven't used any of their products in a long time.

Yeah, that's ancient. This is a Steel Series. I was like, is this Turtle Beach? It's like, there's no way it's working in its Turtle Beach. There's no way. Dude, there was a point where Turtle Beach was like Ta- Like Turtle Beach was like it for like a hot For like a year or two

Yeah for like 07-07 or like 09 bro No, it was longer than it was like a flash in the pan I think it might have been It was like I feel like it wasn't 07 was it I think I think later than that Because I remember Yeah I feel like it was like 10 to 13 maybe I remember 2010 or 2011

I bought some guys Uh modded Xbox elite or whatever their thing and it came with like he just threw in these expensive ass Turtle Beach ones that you know and I was like it was pretty good I was actually impressed with it at the time

yeah at the time that shit was amazing like I couldn't believe how much how good that shit was I was like this is I can't believe I'm hearing all of this shit now it's like it's hilarious if you look at it now yeah it's like it's like the cheapest plastic in the world

remember skull candies so Skull Candies are coming up when everybody was getting in skull candies, like you don't have skull candies? It's like, no. I, I, you know,

to skull candies credit, I actually like skull candies. Like the actual, the actual headphones? Some of them are good. They're pretty good. It's been years since I've had it, though. There's a $30 one.

I forget what they're called, but there were some of the best sound for the price. It was, there was nothing even close to it. And one thing that I still vouch for, just if you're a base heavy person. Now there's headphones that you can just completely control the,

which is better, but this one, they're called the Crusher, Crusher Wireless, that has a bass slider. So literally just cranking the base, just 10% is already enough. And they could go up another 90%, which is insane. So, yeah, yeah, I actually, I think I had those. I heard about those. I think, what, wait, what were they called? A Crusher. So the Skull, I went through, there was a period of time where I went through so many headphones because I kept losing them. And they were expensive headphones. They weren't like, they weren't fucking cheap. I would like, fucking, I would come home from like a long day of doing something

and then I'd be like, fuck. I don't, I, I, I, I had my headphones and now I don't. And then I would just buy a new, and it would be a new one. I would try something else instead of getting the same one again. So like I had like, I went through a lot of, a lot of different ones. I had like the skull candies for a little bit. I had the crushers and then I had, um,

I had two Sony ones. I still have the Sony one. I've had the Sony one for like, I think it's like the MX, something. Sony's pretty good. They have some good headphones, too, for sure. I just have AirPods, and I even use them anymore. Fucking AirPods. That's crazy.

I don't even know if they're actually good or not. They're fine. The price is insane to where I've never, I would never get them. How much are they now? They're like 100, right? Whatever they are, they're not worth it. I'll tell you that. I mean, that's really Apple products in general, right?

You get a racons. You get Raycons for half the price. No, no, no, no, no. They didn't sponsor this. They didn't sponsor us, man. Oh, yeah, fuck Ray J. The funny thing is, though, I have a bunch of them because I would always...

Yeah, me too. I got to say, though, like, over the years... No, you don't. You don't. No, I'm not paying us. They're not paying us. Yeah, I'm just saying over the years after I'm like, oh, at least... Raycon is not paying us.

At least they fucking actually... Well, fuck them because they dropped me from my main channel, actually. But it's not... Okay, to be fair, I pretty much abandoned that channel. So they're like, hey, you're not really getting views anymore. We're like, we don't want to pay you the same price. And I was like, ah, yeah, I get it. Fuck off, guys.

So, you better keep paying me. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, it's fair. Yeah, I do, to be fair, like, I don't know, I'm not an ear, I'm not an earbud person. I'm, I generally. Like, I, I prefer headphones pretty much 90% of the time. The only situation, like, in my entire life, I was headphones, a headphone person, like, the entire time.

even back when the headphones were like really dinky and small and it was just like a hell yeah oh my god i bought some retro ones dude it was like a flat piece of plastic with like a pad that would like sit on your ears i bought some retro bluetooth ones they look at they're the same design but they're bluetooth because i was like oh throwback that's that's awesome i love those because it's just throwback that's nostalgia that's true it's good i would i would in fairness buy like a bluetooth speaker that's just a boombox hell yeah dude you know what i mean like just for the aesthetic because boomboxes are fucking dope and i'm sad that they're gone Man, I loved.

My mom bought me this one that was, damn, the, this, the fucking, the EQ on it was so good. It was fucking ridiculous. It was my favorite. I've never had a, I wish I knew what the model was. I don't even remember what brand it was, because I was fucking, it came out like in, my mom bought it for me in like 95 or something like that.

So, yeah, yeah. So, like, I don't fucking remember which one it was. But damn, I blasted that shit. Fucking until it died. It was, man. whatever, I'm not going to remember. I'm not even going to try. Maybe a Sony.

I don't know. I'll look into it. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Like, I typically prefer headphones over earbuds, but I... 100%. They're not sponsoring. They should be, though. But Raycons are pretty...

Fucking Raycon. I like... They should be. I have actually... I do use them. I have their headphones because I made them give them to me. I was like, well, I made them give... They discontinued one brand that had a, like, you know, the noise cancellation shit.

And then I was like, give me another one. We don't have it anymore. Like, well, fucking give me your new thing, you stupid. Yeah, yeah. I'm kind of, look, I gotta be, like, I, I, I like them. I like the company. Give me, give me a headphone that I can do something with. You know, like, I've already done so much with the earbuds.

Like, I'm running out of things I can do and say with these exact things. Just send an email. That's what I literally just said, hey, give me these. Yeah. And then they just did it. And, yeah, I'll do it. Yeah. And anyway.

Yeah. They're pretty hot. They're pretty hot, man. Now, since we even talked about it at all, I'm going to clip this and be like, hey, you guys got to pay us. Now! Or like, you know how movies or like in shows, it's really in television shows when they blur out products because that product didn't want to pay? So that's what we're going to have to do right here. Yeah.

Like this whole segment, it just be like, hey. Just cut it entirely. Yeah. All right, man. Well, I don't know. Is anything else happening that we... I mean, we can get the questions. There's a couple of things.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Didn't you say something was fighting someone or something? Yeah, yeah. What's going on? So, I can't believe this is actually real, a serious talks happening, but I don't know how it started, but Elon Musk said he would fight Mark Zuckerberg in MMA style. And Mark Zuckerberg responded by saying, Send Me Location, which is a reference to Habib Nurgumma Gmadoff.

He used to be a UFC champion who said that that's one of his tagline, Simi Location. So Dana White, head of the president of USC, talked to them, and apparently they're very serious about it. Now, here's the thing. I know Mark Zuckerberg would be serious about this because he's been training MMA for years. He's been doing competing in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. So he's actually Actually's dangerous? Yeah.

I mean like if you're If you if you have like This was the best thing for him to do to humanize himself He tried so hard to do other things It just didn't work but it's like all right Fighting is one of the most basic things right It's this and it really grounded him to the point where It gained a lot of people

People actually kind of respect them now They're making way less Android things And I want people to stop losing sight of that. That he's a reptilian droid. Because that just make no mistake. Make no mistake. He's still an alien. He's still a robot alien.

He's like something. I bet he hits a crazy heart. That's the thing. I was trying to figure out who would win. And there was people saying, well, he probably has metallic bones, like fucking Wolverine. so he's going to like hit you or kick you. It's going to hurt a lot, even blocking. But then I was saying,

that's true. Elon Musk has a massively deformed chest that, say, if Elon just gets lucky and shoots one takedown like a double leg, he'll crush Zuckerberg. I think there will be enough force where you'll just crush him and he'll die instantly. It'll be like an implosion of fucking Titanic levels. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so I'm actually interested in seeing this fight. I hope one person dies. I'll be something. I'll one person dies. That'll be a hell of a creator class. I'll tell you this. I can't imagine this actually happening just because Elon Musk is full of shit. And there's no way he would actually step in the cage with...

I know Zuckerberg would do it. That guy's got to multiple UFC events. He's obsessed with this shit. He's finally found something that works for him, right? Like, oh, I'm a human now. hey people are not being weird to me a bunch of fighters are weird of themselves

they're like insane to be training that much and shit they're all crazy yeah so they're all fucking just not entirely yeah they're not yeah aura is wrong or if you sit you your aura feels like a nighttime in its broad day I don't like this you scare me I just

hopefully it happens I wanted to happen so badly because I just want Elon must to just get his ass whoops so hard for just I was someone to die in a ring, man. He, he is, I just can't. It's so weird, but I know, I know what's happening with Musk. I understand that he is, he's, uh, on the spectrum. And he's trying so hard to socially, I think that's like actually true.

And, uh, he's trying so hard to fit in to where before people, um, that were like environmentalists and stuff like that, they saw him as cool and he was doing the right thing and all the shit. Stuff started started going wayward, right? and then he turned to the one audience that you can do anything you want and people will never abandon you. They'll just say you no matter what. Yeah, like he saw that, especially ahead of like some allegations that were happening where he assaulted some people and said, hey, I'll give you a horse or some shit. Like if you don't say anything, whatever, all that allegations that were happening. So he was just saying, oh, they're trying to attack me because I'm conservative where he's never been conservative before, but then he just, you know, jumped on that thing.

I understand why he's doing it. I get it. However, he is absolutely ruined Twitter. Twitter sucks so bad now the way that it operates. It's definitely less fun than it used to be. It's such a mess, especially the, like the amount of, remember when he was crying about bots? Yeah. My DMs are open because I just, you know, they just go to the request section, right?

Yeah, me too, yeah. Dude, so many bots. So many Japanese. So many. I literally got like one or two bots a year before, if that. And now it's weekly. Yeah, it's daily for me, dude. Like, like, the message requests are just full of bots now.

Like, it is, I used to have it open and maybe you'd get like, once a year you'd get like, uh, some bot talking about only fans. Like this creator is showing your pussy on, on, on, on this website and I used to I used to like message back and used to be like no way really

and then I would just like not respond but now it's like literally hold I wonder if I can let me let me see my Twitter right now it's honestly like fucked yeah

message request one new request yeah there's like dozens today and it's all like Japanese a lot of them are like Japanese yeah

yeah Or like Korean or something. It's some kind of language. It's quite defined. A lot of only fans, links. Yeah. I don't have any of that. I get, like, I get emails from fans.

That's about it. Or emails, messages of fans. Well, I mean, yeah, I don't know. Sounds like you have some favor from Musk. He fucked everything up. It's totally fucked. Like, just the amount of people that are working on it that, essentially the people that couldn't leave that have work visas are left.

They're the ones that are actually left working for him. And they're probably working. to death, they're going to die pretty soon anyway. You know, they left their countries to work in a better environment and now they're essentially they're working in the same conditions. Hey, man, it's like that, bro. It's not my fault.

It's honestly, it's honestly just so insane. So I really, I really want him to just get his jaw, I want his jaw to implode. I want his jaw to just turn into that makeship fucking submarine thing. And, so,

I would, I would, nothing would make me happier than, let's, uh, let's move on to some questions. Well, we can do that. We can do that because I was just going to go hard on the pain on, uh, wanting that, I was going to die. One second. One second. Okay. Okay.

Oh, this is good. This would be the break anyway that I want to put. Look at this fucking, this dopey nigger. Jesus Christ. Anyway. All right, let's start with the question. Geek-ass, Nick. Go ahead. Fuck you. You don't know me?

Bito Maimito wrote in. Nice. He goes, hello there, Chris Railgun, Tommy, Tommy Gunsweenie, and some Glock guy. Nice. First time ever on the question thread, although it isn't really a question. I believe the Mexican mask that Derek showed in a previous episode was of Memeen Penguin, a semi-popular Mexican comic book character from back in the day. Look it up and perhaps have a chuckle. Oh, wow.

I took the liberty of Googling this for you. Here it is in the chat. it is uh okay uh that's that looks right that looks

that looks pretty accurate you've got to be kidding me bro yeah it's a real little it's an easy little character I'm so upset I'm so upset I mean

Yolanda Vargas Dolce so you got to whip her ass oh wait she's dead I hate it I hate it bro she's dead I hate it.

I hate it so much. I mean, she may not be dead, actually. She may not be dead, actually. She may not be dead. Oh, my God. So in 19, oh my God, in 1980, when I was born, it was re-edited, colorized, and in 2004, re-edited again. Dude, fuck. They fucking, they fuck with this thing heavy.

They fuck with this guy heavy, man. Well, well, under racial issues, it says, while Mamin suffers a degree. of racist taunting, especially in the first issues. The characters mocking him are depicted as either cruel or ignorant. As the story progresses, his race becomes less of an issue. All right. Except the whole, you know. Does it really... Except for the whole...

Except of the whole him being just a blackface character. There's the blackface and there's Mammy. Like, what the fuck, dude? I hate it so much, bro. I hate it. In one famous issue, Memein, having read that Cleopatra, the 7th of Egypt, took milk baths to lighten her skin tries the same treatment.

Oh my God. His mother weeps with sorrow that her son would want to change a skin color. A repentant Mamim decides to be proud of his race and color and honor his good mother. They really tried to make this like a positive thing. Yeah, dude.

At a certain point. Just can't really come back from that face. In another, in another, Mamin decides not to receive the communion at his church after a cruel boy tells him blacks are not allowed to in heaven. Oh, my God. What is this Mormonism? What the fuck is this shit, dude? Oh, golly.

Anyway, I just wanted to shed some light on that. I thought that was pretty cool, man. Pretty cool. Is the writer like a black Mexican at least? I'm sure. I'm sure they're not. I mean... I feel like if you're a black person, you probably wouldn't make your main character black things. Yolanda Vargas.

Who is this person? Are there pictures? No pictures. There should be. It's not the best. Not the best sign. Yolando Vargas Buccia. Yeah, there's no fucking images. Oh, no. Like, if you're a Mexican writer. Oh, she's definitely not.

She is literally Spanish, bro. Like, yeah, she's, she's not black at all. She is, she is, she's as black as the golden girls. Bro, she's fucking, yeah. She's fucking Lucio Ball, dude. Like, fuck, man. She's as black as the golden girls. That is the most offhanded.

This man, which I've ever heard of my fucking life. I mean, it's, she, I mean, this is just a old Spanish woman, man. Imagine being her kids and, like, you have a lot of money. Because you're the descendant of somebody who created, like, this really, really popular character. But, like, everybody asks, like, how'd you get your money? And they're like, we rather not say it. Yeah, we just, uh, we, like, she's, she's 100% like, Dulce. That is a Spanish.

That is a 100% just looking at her. Her family just fucked their way to Mexico. Like, just looking at her. Like, she is as European, white as it gets. No, she's Mexican. She seems more, she seems more Spanish. She seems more, she definitely is Spaniard as well, but she's Mexican. I mean, she's Mexican in the sense that she's a Spanish woman living in Mexico.

That's what I'm. But I don't know if she's, she's not Lily, you know. Yeah, no way. Lily is fucking just, she was literally could have fought at fucking. John Smith versus the, you know, who's that fat motherfucker in the, in the, the main villain.

Like, she would have been in then what? She's definitely Native American, Mexican. Yeah. Savages. And, like, they're getting ready to fight and then Lily's there, like, getting her fucking bow ready and shit. They're not, like, you and me.

They can't be trusted. And she's like, we must sound the drums of war. And she's fucking just, like, banging on the drums and shit. And then, of course, you know, she unfortunately gets. What movie is this? Shot in the face by John Smith.

What movie is this? What are you talking about this? Poconis, man. Pocoha what? Shut the fuck up. Of course, you're too much talking to be able to Honest. Of course. You're too much trying to find out of the 31st time.

I should have watching anything other than that. Of course you've ever seen Pocontas. It's insane. What is that? I fucking went to the gym the other day and of course, Spider-Man 2. Literally, as soon as I walk in, the power of the sun and the palm of my hands.

And I'm like, oh, oh! And I wasn't fast enough. I was running on the treadmill. and I wanted to record the fucking laugh, you know, you serious? And I just, I just wasn't quick enough. I'm so mad.

I was so fucking angry. I was about to watch. You should, you should, is this in the gym? You should, you should ask them to rewind it a little bit. I,

I thought about it. I legitimately, in the front of the gym, there is, it's hooked, it's, it's insane. The front of the gym

is hooked up to this little small piece of shit thing. I can't, I shit you not. I don't know what, the wiring. is so long because the cinema room is a good like 30 feet

from the front and then deep. Yeah. And so the projector is wired like a lot of wires all the way to the front desk where there's this little bitch-ass DVD player like literally I just grab and smash it and I could have just like just 20 seconds just just good 20 seconds and then just run right back in there

because I think it would have been a really nice it would have been a nice video of me running on the treadmill nice darkened thing and just seeing, you know, one of the greatest movies of all time being played. What are the movies of all time? I think I think it's one of my favorite movies of all time.

Yeah, it definitely had the best favorite. It's a top one. And they didn't even play... And here's something that's interesting. They didn't even play Spider-Man 1. The movie, because they have their schedule, they play miscongeniality one and two or whatever,

and then went to Spider-Man 2, which just shows you that whoever made this shit just knows it's the superior film you know what's crazy a lot of comic fans like spider man one more and a lot of movie fans of spider man two more i think yeah i mean that makes sense personally like spider man two more but i think willam defoe is better than any aspect of spider man too but i do like spider man too more as a movie though that that is interesting because like i i do agree well i love willam defoe he's so he's not like i'll for me Camelina is amazing. I'll never take that from him, ever.

And Aunt May was really good in that movie, too. She doesn't get enough credit. That's sweet. The speech you has a Peter at the middle. At the middle of the front of the house and little kid is moving. It's a good movie. Yeah. It's a good movie.

I saw, you know, yeah, it's interesting. Because I saw, I saw it across the Spiderverse again. And I like it more. I think I like it more now that I've seen it again. And now that the ending isn't jarring as fuck. Oh, that's good. I was like, okay. Yeah, I think I'm going to go see it.

in the Deepbox. But, yeah, yeah. So now I agree that is a legendary, though. It's a great movie. I do agree that Willemdiffo is amazing. He's so good. But I think the thing

that impresses me about Alfred Millian as Dr. Octopus is that Dr. Octopus sucks before that movie. That's true. Like, he just sucks. Yeah. Like, he's not interesting.

In the fucking show, he's like this German nerd with a fucking bull cut who's jacked for some reason. He makes no one of the same. So good. Everyone's Rocky in that world. Everyone is jacked except for Flash. Flash is like a normal build.

That's it. It's honestly crazy, but like... And Harry. Harry's not jacked. Yeah. Just his fucking waves, dude. That motherfucker fucking hairy girl. It's always fucking brushed his hair.

But dude, even just the fucking like, just what he does and who he is and his ability set, just like, the design of the tentacles in every single iteration. of like Spider-Man before that movie just is so by the numbers and fucking lame I think they're fine and like

they're fine they're fine but like it's like it simplifies it it does he well he becomes he's like a joke villain a lot in like he's important of course because he's like he's got

he's got like some important iconography but like he's he's really a lame villain and then that movie comes out and it's the fucking dope as shit like the tentacles look menacing and fucking dope as hell it's my favorite technical design easily, like still to this day.

Like, it's such a good design for Dr. Octahus. Have you seen Slither? James Gunn's. Is that James Gunn's movie? James Gunn did do Silater, yeah. Those shit, the tentacles in that movie are insane as well, too. Like, that movie made me you almost want to vomit a few times. Yeah, but like, but yeah, no, I think you're probably right.

I like, I don't know. It would have been cool to see. I would love to watch Spider-Man doing a gym. Yeah, I couldn't. It's fucking ridiculous. I couldn't, because I would find myself stopping, laughing and then watching, and I can't do it. You can't watch anything you really enjoy at a gym. because it will de-drail your fucking workout.

Like, you really enjoy unless you're running. Yeah, that's because in the cinema room, it's just, it's only audio equipment. Sorry, cardio, audio. It's just cardio. You just hear the movie. It's just a cinema. You need to get from everywhere.

That would be kind of dope, actually. But yeah. But yeah, I do think now that I've seen Spider-Verous across Spider-Verus again, I think it is my new favorite one. It's, I mean, I enjoy it. I have to do it to do. I'm gonna actually ask Jojo

if you want to do the D-Box thing because it's better the second time actually. Like I think the first time is weird because you don't expect how it ends and now like once you expect it it's like oh okay this is okay. I also had some fuck the bodyo in the first like 10 minutes too so

I did yeah yeah I did I noticed that too like when I saw it like the first 10 minutes like you couldn't really hear them. Did you see it in town? It was you saw it in the I saw it in the Burbank Town Center the big theater. Yeah.

Honestly we did we see we go to the one of saw it in iMacs oh i didn't experience that me and um yeah i mean maybe i think it was like i don't know interesting yeah because i i did ask smaller theaters though we saw it in a smaller theater that might have been the thing as well it's probably a better way to see it yeah that's uh i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna try that deep box where it's like it it shakes and there's interactions it's like seeing fucking uh honey i shrunk the kids in dsaland or whatever the fuck oh my god i remember that that's a long time ago yeah yeah yeah yeah holy damn all right all right let's uh let's move on you know Commander and Quief

Wrote in Says hello boys Longtime listener First Time question asker Welcome If you guys put If you guys put a secret boss encounter In any game

Who would it be And why For example I'd put Chris Chan in a Souls game I would absolutely put Jesus Christ an Eldon ring You know what I'd put in a Hell yeah dude

I'd put Joel randomly somewhere And Red Dead 2 Joel Yeah As a boss As a boss fight There's no boss

battles in that game. The only boss battle in the game is Joel. He'd be like, what the fuck? He has a life bar? Huge fucking life bar. He's like, Ellie? And then it starts.

He's fucking wallet. Where's Ellie? What did you do with her in your life? I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about, buddy. Whoa, whoa, Mr.

What's the Joel's last name? Slow down here. Rifkin? No, what's Joel's last name? No, that's a serial killer. Wait, uh, Joel, um. McKinsey, I don't have

no idea. Miller. Miller. It is Miller. It is Miller. Well, let's say, Mr. Miller, I ain't done nothing wrong. You know that damn girl. You say he's infected with wood. The lawman sent me to come and get you. What's his name of the guy that says you to get the loans? Oh, uh, oh, Strauss.

Strauss? Strasse is the lone guy, right? I'm pretty sure Strauss is the lone guy. I'm pretty sure Strauss is a long guy. He's like, that would be such a great encounter. I'm Joel talking of fucking Arthur Morgan. Yeah. Your brain is fucking How the fuck did he get there? Your brain?

You're brain? No, this is, this is, see, this is your brain on fortnight. You don't care. It doesn't matter what makes sense. You just, you just want fucking, you just want Arthur Morgan to talk to Joel because you see fucking, you see Miles Morales doing the gritty on fucking sexy Garfield or whatever in the middle of fucking Lute Lake. And that's like, that's your brain now.

No, dude. It's your brain. It's fucking ruin. You got to have, you got to have Joel Olstein in the middle of fucking. Joel Osteen in the middle of fucking. Joel Osteen. Joel Olsteed. In the middle of dead space.

Every Joel. Every Joel. Into the Joel universe. You just have fucking Joel Haver. Fucking Joel Haver, Joel Miller, and Joel Osteed. Hell yeah, dude. In like a fucking Destiny Fire team. Oh my God.

It's ridiculous. That's a team right there. That's a team, man. That'd be... Really? I'm sad that there is no... No, I would put Jesus Christ in in God of War, though, I think.

I think, like, I feel like it's... It's time. I want the Judeo-Christian pantheon so badly. I know B. would get so fucking offended, but fuck them, dude. In soul games? No. No, no, no, no, in God of War. Yeah, it's time for him to move on.

The fucking the nine realms were destroyed of the Norse mythology. I think it would just be more fun. I want Cratos to, I want Cratos to cyber bully Muhammad. The thing is this, right? the Christian Judeo gods, they're not interesting. Yeah, they're really not, yeah. You know, like they're just almighty people. They're just almighty beings.

Opposed to like Ra, Atmanrat, freaking, what you call it? If all of them, they're interesting gods. It's why they didn't even go there right away because it was too easy. I wonder how they're going to continue it. Because I almost feel like, I don't think, you know what I actually think? I don't think they're going to go to Egypt. do think it's going to, I do think it's going to play a part in it. I think what's going to have it is because

Kratos is clearly on like a different path now. So I don't think he's going to go seek these things out, but I think word is going to spread. Of him, yeah. Of him. And then I think all, like, I think what's next is all the other pantheons are going to come to fucking,

wherever he is. They're like, threatened. We're like, oh, we got fuck this. Yeah, they're just like, he's going to, if we don't stop this dude, he's going to come for us eventually. So let's just fucking, let's just fucking get him. Look, I think that's really what's get. Because you can't have Cratos go seek that shit out anymore because it destroys the whole purpose of the arc that he's on. He's not that person.

So, like, you have to have, like, an invi-like, Ra and, like, fucking all these other guys. Not even just Egyptian, but, like, every other pantheon that you can find. I think Egyptian is the next best bat, man. You know what I want? I mean, that was... I think it's part of the next best bet, but I think you're going to have Japan. It's a logical conclusion.

I think you're going to have a lot of shit mixed in. Because that seems like it... I don't know. where else you go. He can't go seek this shit out anymore. And a trade is kind of out of the story now. I don't like that trace left the story. He was supposed to be the next character to take on that story. But like,

he's probably, they're probably going to say, you know what it is? They're probably going to make a trace game. Yeah, they're going to make and I hope that they, I don't mind a trace. I know we are talking about us. And I imagine though also he'll become more brutal as it gets older. You know? Yeah. I wouldn't mind in the Trace game. I would, I just like.

I think he's, I personally think he's a little. Pussy twink. The thing, he's a child, chill. But of the kid, of course, the thing is that the trace is not going to be, he's not going to be quite as brutal, but he's going to have to be more conniving. I think eventually, it just, you know, like, once he's, like really gotten his manstrink to where he can actually brutalize people to where, when Cratos was a little bitch-ass kid, he wasn't brutalizing people either.

Yeah, he was. In God of War I, they show scenes of him being in a fuck out of a little baby. He was already a full-grown adult. with a family and a kid. No, but they show flashbacks of him as a little kid. He doesn't have a guy. He was fighting other kids. He wasn't disemboweling and ripping them apart.

No, there's a flashback in God of War I of Kratos as a kid fucking a frog in the mouth. Thrusting, bro. I love, man, I miss T.C. Carson, man. I miss T.C. Carson's boys. He goes on a Spartan raid and he busts inside of a frog. He still sounds, he sounds like Christopher Judge still. Aries! I'm coming in this frog.

Destroy my enemies! You can't escape me! Oh, Oh, you're to the ends of the earth! Dude, holy shit. I... Doing that scene in other people's voices, it's kind of awesome. Isn't that crazy?

This is all Aries's fault. Like, all those motherfuckers dying is Aries's fault. Well, you know... Hold on. lot. It's not necessarily. No one's fault it really is. Zeus is technically yes. It's them niggas for lying to Cretos. They like

they literally lied to him. They said now look at now Cratos has to take some fault because he's an idiot because they kept saying do this for us and we'll forgive your your sins where he's saying will you destroy my memories? I want to be really from my memories. I say we'll forgive you. They never

agreed to say yes well they never actually agreed to it. So the entire time they misled him right and then And then fucking Athena says after he does the final task of killing Arius, then he's just like, I'm going to kill myself. Fuck you guys. And they're like, okay, we'll make you God of war. And, like, what did you think was going to happen? His, all he wanted to do was just relax and chill.

And then they just fucking. It's crazy. He just literally was like, hey, man, this is a painful memory. Can I just not have this so I could just like chill? And they're like, no. And they were like, no. And then he just destroyed everything. He destroyed everything.

That's fucking wild Imagine Imagine you like Yeah Imagine Imagine That's like being like If you tip a waiter like really poorly

And then they destroy the universe That is so crazy That's a pretty good premise though I like that In his destroying of all of that pantheon You know how many people he may lose their children And lose their loved ones And lose their

Like, I think, I think based on what they say is that there's, like, realms and there's like, oh, there's several Earths. That whole realm is gone now. Like, there's no one there anymore. Here's a thing. There's not several Earths, though. That's what it should be, but then they canonically confirm that it's all the same Earth, which makes zero sense. What do you mean? Because the gods, there was never, the only, the gods didn't, it's just like,

how it is right now in modern religions, they're not gods of just a specific region. They think this god rules over the fucking universe, everything. And so, and then they also travel across the world and try to, you know, spread the gospel and all this shit. And so it's kind of silly to just think that, oh, I only destroyed Greece.

Greece was when the sun was blotted out with Apollo being dead. It's destroyed its own realm. That's what would make sense. It's one plan. It would make sense if that's what happened. Yeah, it is. They confirm that it's the same fucking planet. That's stupid.

That's why, that's why Cretus was able to go to fucking Norway. It wouldn't make, it wouldn't be impossible for a god to go from realm that the different realms. No, like you go from different realms. I agree with you. It would make more sense. I actually disagree. I think it's dope as hell that they share the same planet. It doesn't make any sense, though.

None of it makes sense. It doesn't matter. I think it's just cool. It's just one. The sun, he destroyed the old things. It's poor. lazy retconning. It's just how come there's... It is lazy. It is lazy, but

I like the idea. I like the idea that you can... I like the idea that you can wander into different places that are under the domain of different pantheons. I like that idea. I don't like that regions of heaven and hell is regional to this specific location.

Like you can't get to hell or you can't get to Asgard if you live in fucking Greece. You go to Tartarus or you go to Olympic... It's so stupid. It's so stupid. It's so fucking stupid. It's so dumb. It's just, it's video gaming.

It's exactly. It's a complete retcon. It's the only element. It's the only element of the new God of Wars that feels truly like a video game. It's just a complete retcon. It never, it was never liked that.

And then they're like, Of course not. But that's why it's so dumb. It's like it's just. Yeah, but it's, I mean, the whole thing is not, I mean, we treat God of War like it's high art. It's not. It's just really well.

It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It just could have easily been like, oh, these are different realms. and then it would have been like, okay, I'll believe that. That's fine. You literally...

I think different realms is like... In the game. You literally do it in the North Pantheon, so why can't you do that? Yeah. It just makes sense. Yeah, I mean, it's fine. These are all versions of Earth slash Midgard, and you can walk mistakenly stumble, especially a deity, can stumble from side realm to side realm, you know?

Sometimes in different realms, a god might be one god here, and he might be the same guy in a different realm. That makes sense. That makes sense. Exactly. That makes sense. That's how things... That's how deities work.

They went with the path that made least sense. That's what, that's the thing. I don't think it's meant to be, I don't know, it's, it's kind of like Bioshock where like, people take Bioshock very, very literally. Whereas, like, Bioshock is literally like an entirely metaphorical game. Like, you're not, it's not about like, you're not literally like doing anything to little sisters or anything. Like, that's not really the point of Bioshock. I get what you mean, but like, this is still a story, you know?

Yeah, I don't know how you extrapolate that. to God of Water. Not really. No, but what I'm saying is, like, I don't think it's, there are things that, Bioshock, for example, like you see, you see a city under the water, literally not, that's not possible. That's fine. Why is that fine? Because there was nothing being retcon. It's not like,

it's just a thing that existed. Oh, so your issue is the retcon, not the idea. Yes. If they would have, if it was mapped from the very beginning that, look, if there was a hint of that Okay, no, that's fair. That's fair. If there was just even a hint, if they planned on, let's have these things share and I'd be like, oh, that's interesting. These aren't actual gods. They're just

entities. They're perceived as gods. Like, they're just powerful beings that, because that's what people do, right? If we saw aliens, we'd probably perceive them as gods. So I would totally be fine with that if that was the idea from the beginning, but it clearly wasn't, especially in the first, that's, that's all. I appreciate that's all. I don't, I understood what to come. Why would you, why would you disagree with that? Because of the idea is like, it, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, cooler storytelling having it be a wandering deity that's just better storytelling that there's a better way to tell a story you know i mean he's still wandering it's just wandering the earth yeah i understand but the earth is like when you when you destroy greece that would have a huge effect on the rest of the

planet like period like the whole world would suffer from that rome is not that far from greek um gods and they have not rome um other uh maybe roman gods there there are other gods that are like right right right next to them that that would affect directly and there'd be into wars between them and stuff. And that just feels weird. There would be some problems, of course, but I'm okay. I'm okay with that. It doesn't need to be as awful.

You could make that premise make it sense. I would have been fine if that was the idea. It was just, it was just clear. Like, say, if you beat the first game, it was, you know, they weren't even obviously planning on making a second one. They were just like, all right, he's got of war now. Now this moment forth, everybody goes to war in the name of Credo, so whatever. and they're showing modern wars going through like colonial times it's going through modern warfare and all this stuff

and so it's just kind of showing you that this is the god and not there's a bunch of fucking different obviously I just feel like hey to expand on the universe we already created let's just say there's multiverses which would just completely explain why it was never addressed which would be it's just kind of like a a easy way to put that to bed to be like oh well well there's multiple things obviously cratos didn't know nobody knew instead they're just like now fuck all of that shit we're just

going to pretend like this has always been a thing and I'm like that feels shitty I just kind of think it's fine I know you mean it doesn't ruin anything for me to be it is it's just like it was kind of like when I was I feel the same way about I get what you mean because it's like it's the same thing as any retcon that that kind of like fucks with previous things in in some way

Like, Halo has a couple of those, too, where it's like, you didn't have to do that. Yeah, it's, it's that. It's not a big deal. It's just like, why'd you do that? What is this? That's all. As a comic book reader, I've understood recons. It is happening.

It's a fortunate, like, when literature, when a story goes on long enough, there will be recons. That's the nature of the beast. My problem is that when recons just, when recons shrink the world instead of expanding them in a useful way, I have a problem with it usually. And it's like, all right, this person can do this now. It's like, all right, cool. Why can they do that? And they go back and they take things. They just make the world smaller because it was boring to me.

And that's it. But at the day, this idea doesn't really hurt it too much. I just think it could have been cleverly explained earlier, or it could have just been cool if there were different rounds. Yeah. Because realm travel exists so prevalently throughout the games already. Yeah. So the fact that they made, they made their dumb-ass decisions.

Why would you do that? Like you, in God of what? or two, you're literally in a different realm most of the game. You're in the hell of the world. You're in Hades, which has multiple realms within it already in itself. You know, like, that's how that works.

But it's like, I'm not a writer. I'm not like, I can write probably stories off their hands better. So let them do it. They've done a good job so far. Let me do what they're doing. Yeah, it's such a minor complaint. Kingston's grandma wrote in, says,

sup nerds. God would say that. Says, I can't remember if anyone, I can't remember if anyone is, asked this, but are there any games from your childhood that you swear no one else has played? For me, this was shifters by 3DO for PS2. I've never

fucking heard that in my life. But yeah, fucking, hold on. You guys, do you have answers for this? Yeah. Echo the Dolphins is very popular. Yeah, I think a lot of people play Echo, especially there's a lot of... I'm going to grab something real quick, because I have an answer

for this. Okay. Oh, he's going to grab whatever it is. I played that for years, and everyone told me it was a fake game. And I was like, it's not fake. Because I would describe the game to them. They'd be like, that doesn't sound real. That's weird. I swear it's real.

Echo was, they're sequels. Like, that's what I don't understand. Like, it was pretty popular. For years. Because you fight aliens at the end. They were like, what are you talking about? Oh, you're a dolphin. You've got to like stop pollution.

And then you find an alien at the end. And they're like, what? I'm like, yeah, I swear. I swear it's a real game. I love it. That's interesting. Yeah. Like, yeah, I had Echo.

Um, there was one game I know, nobody's played is called Distrega. It was for PlayStation 1. Distrega? Yeah, Destrega was the one. There was Distrega. There was Cardinal Sin, which was a fighting.

There were two different style of fighting games. Distrega was kind of like an open, huge platforms where these people would have a lot of projectile type things. There was actually a story, but it was terrible. Cardinal Sin was a medieval fighting game, which had like environment kills and had fatalities and shit like that. It was, yeah. Those are some interesting.

So I have two. This is an E.T. Farming simulator called E.T. Interplanetary Mission. You never played that. Where you, as E.T, walk around and just plant things.

You never. And it's fucking... Chris, you know damn what you edited that image onto there. Are you serious? No, you just, I just think you never played that shit. Show me the manual. You heard about it and then you grabbed it. Open the menu. Open the menu right now.

Where's the disc? It's in a sleeve. Oh. It's not a real game. Did you actually play this game or did you hear about it and you bought it? This was given to me as a gift. By whom? Who the fuck would give you that as a gift?

It was my aunt. She was like, Chris likes video games. wild how bad parents are they choosing everything It's wild how bad adults are choosing anything kids like actually Yeah I understand it though because honestly if I were to if I were to shop for a kid today I honestly I really don't have a Fortnite skins fucking that's it

Give them money Just give me money Actually that is really the actually answer I'm glad I have this though No that's dope that is a dope as relic Because it's a fuck it is the I guarantee I can't imagine that anybody else is Like I'm sure people did play it but like

There's no, like, this is a PS1 game from... Just planting tomatoes and going, eh, and shit. Like, whenever, like, he sees bugs. This was made in New York City. Oh, nice. 250, it has the address. Oh, so you're going to go visit? I should visit this.

I would. While I'm here. 250 West 57th Street, Sweet 1020. Wow, this sweet, too. New York. He's got the sweet. That's fucking nuts. I wonder what's there.

Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go visit the... This is a video. I have to go. And the other one is... It's a PS2 game. Music maker rock your console. Oh my God, dude. You know this?

Dude, my memory card? Bro, bro. My memory card has... Okay, okay. Dude, I'm freaking out right now. Okay. Okay, so I haven't gotten around to it because I don't have a PS2 or anything that plays PS2 games right now.

I have memory cards that have some music, some songs that I've made that are so fucking chaotic and so insane. I can kind of remember what they sound like. And I've been, I'm talking about you know, early 2000s.

I've been wanting to hear them again. And I just freak. I'm like, oh my, you just reminded me that I need to I need to hear that shit. That is fucking, dude, I spent hours fucking with that shit. I hate that. I did.

I'm happy you got. Like, you got like, wait, wait, dude, because I think about it every once in a while

where I'm like, yo, I mean, one of the songs that I made is it's just, it could be Guantanamo way torture. It's just so much noise happening. Dude,

I remember fucking around. There's a third game that I, I do have, but I feel like people have heard about it. Do you know what my street is? My street. No.

I'm going to show you guys the, I'm sure the audience. is going to appreciate it. The box, I hated this fucking game. Do you say My Street? What do you say? Mind Street. Mind Street. The fuck is that? This was another, this was another gift.

Mind sweep? This was another gift from an elderly family of course. What the hell is? Is that like Not Sims? Yeah, basically. It's just like... I like how the tags ripped off. It was like fucking, it was probably like $2.99 or something. My Street, PS2

Used Yeah, I don't know I don't know where this fucking was But it's it's just some Really fucking shitty They got to that game Because they had nothing else to get you It was

It was in the bargain bin dude It was like Chris is a kid Chris is a kid This looks like a kid's game Like around the time Dude let me What year was this

What is this? Fucking They went in that bin They were like 2000, 2003, and I got this used. So this is probably like 2004. This is Halo 2. This is fucking metal gear solid time.

Like, this is not what I was fucking playing. They were sifting through the shit. They probably like, oh, what the hell is Tekin 4 threw it out? I'm like, oh, this, though. What the fucking Dragon Bullsey, Boudicay 3? That gem. Bucatian Kaichi? He don't care about this.

The hell is that? That sounds stupid. My street, though. you're just hurting. You're like, they're making me. What is that? One of those

Dragon Balls, what is that? One of those Chinese cartoons? I don't know, man. Communist propaganda. I want it so bad. I want it so bad. Fucking Tommy.

Fucking Tommy. Dude, I fucking, I don't know, man. I have so many weird fucking game. I'm sad at the amount of games that I actually, like,

traded in and got rid of. Because, like, when I think of, not even for value sake, like, for having, like, a collection necessarily,

but just like when I think of, like, all of the shit that I traded in, like, I would trade in, like, 15 games for one game. And I think, like, that's so fucking stupid. Oh, yeah. I think back about it now, it's just, it's just a highway robbery.

And our parents not understanding the way the video game world is. Because obviously, like, my grandma was like, my parents understood in some way. They were like, don't get rid of these, Chris. Like, it's not just save your money. You want a new game. She was like, do you really want that game about that? Yeah, I'm a stubborn asshole. I was like.

I'm like, shut the fuck up, grandma. You don't know shit. You're from a different place. You're a foreigner. Yeah. You had to get citizen. You're old. You fucking old, you eld.

Dude, I, I sold, I had such an impressive PS2 collection and I quit my job that I was working out of Glendale and I quit, I hated that job and some random guy convinced me to quit. And I was like, yeah, he was just saying some, you know, confug, I don't want to be racist, but he was Chinese and he was saying some very like Confucius type like dope shit and essentially overall he was just saying hey man your health is more important than money

and I was like you're right so I quit the next day and then I had to sell a lot of stuff to make sure I can pay rent and I sold my PS2 collection and my PS2 and I to this day still regret that

especially because I just loved having all so many classic titles especially like I always think about just my Resident Evil 4. I don't know. Like there's something about that box off that I really loved. And of course I can always buy it again, which I've done with some things. Like I bought Mega Man Legends and lost it a couple of times and re-bought it. More of Combat Trilogy.

Marvel Super Heroes versus Street Fighter. I had every major Pokemon game. Every like major Gameboy advance release I had, you know? And I like right now as an adult, because like the thing for me is that I have a very hard time for giving games I play all the way through. But I forgot so many of them.

It had you heard from me just play him again now. But I just got rid of them for like, oh, like, if Chris grew up in the Bronx, you know, you go to like a random corner bodega and some guys like, yeah, give me four games, I give you this, this thing. And it's like, this motherfucker's robbing me. But I'm nine and I don't know better and I'm by myself. Yeah, you're nine, you're nine and you don't know that you can say no.

It's like, I guess. Why would this person lie to me? He has no reason to. it's so fucked up dude it's it's I don't know I think about that shit and it really hurts me because I think I had so many I have like a decent amount still

but like it's nowhere near like what I had I don't think I have no PS2 I have some PS1 games just because there's some of them I had to there's a Street Fighter 2 collection that I had to have because if you

I had I had Marvel versus Capcom too I don't know where the fuck that is sold it sold it I sold it I sold it I sold Marvel versus Capcom, too, because you know, my stupid ass thought, oh, there's going to be another Marvel versus Capcom game that's going to be better than this. Imagine that optimism. This is my only video game relic I have still. This is the only one.

Is that real? You don't have, like, any disc at all. Derek, I kid, well, I lived in the Bronx. Yeah. Then I moved from the Bronx to upstate New York. Obviously lost a ton of shit. And then I left New York to come here with, like, my Wii U. Jeez.

I have no hard copy of video game collection now. And out of my grandma's like in a nursing home now, my aunt threw away everything that was like mine. So I literally none of my stuff is back home. It's time to build up, man. There's some games that I will always have. There's some games that I always have. Like, there's just Mega Man Legends, Mortal Kombat Trilogy,

Marvel Super Heroes versus Street Fighter, Dark Soccer's 3. Those are the PlayStation games that I need to have. Some of them like a vagrant story. There's just some like these little things that like I really enjoyed. There's just some things that like I want to always be in my collection because I really appreciated these games. I haven't built up my PS2 because that was that was back in like 2010 or 2011. I need to work on that one, but I just, man.

I hate thinking about how much should I like how many like works of pieces of art that I just gave up. Yeah, it's really aggravating. I had so many of these things. If my. If I ever have a kid and he gets into video games and he, I don't think we're living in the same environment, obviously. Because, like, physical media is pretty, you know, not... Right. It's not the main way people...

It's not the way people play games anymore. But if, by chance, he just is like, yeah, I want to get physical stuff. I'm no way in hell am I letting him sell that shit. Oh, yeah, you will possess. Like, just no way. I was, like, just hold on to it. Trust me. Hold on to it.

Trust me. I've never, I've always regretted selling a game. Every time. Every time. Every time. Not at the time, but like, later on, man. I traded so many things for destroy all humans. I love destroy all humans. I traded Pokemon Heart gold. Pokemon Heart gold, Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire, and a crystal version for Street Fighter Alpha 3 for the Game Boy Advance. Because I really wanted it. Oh my God.

since I really wanted it. Not even the fuck. You had that version and not even the PlayStation one. I think about that. I think about that because you just, you just don't know. You're younger, you know,

you don't really know the price of things. I was still, I was still like maybe like, I was still maybe like 13, but I didn't really understand the price of like, this is more, but I want this game more right now. Yeah,

that's really all that trumps your brain, man. Like, it's, it's really crazy. I traded so much, I can't believe I got rid of Marvel versus Capcom to. I can't believe,

I had so many weird, I had like a dark angel. game. You know from the show? Yeah. Fucking ridiculous. Angel? Yeah. Dark Angel. No, Dark Angel. No, Dark Angel. Do you guys remember Dark Angel? I think it was like... Yeah, Jessica Alba

and that dude, that dude, that dude in the wheelchair or whatever the fucker's name was. Yeah, I had... Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. I had a Dark Angel game. I had Hunter the Reckoning. Hunter the Reckoning was this shit. Hunter the Reckoning? I had Hunter the Reckoning. I had Hunter the Reckoning. I had Hunter the Reckoning. That game is worth now, dude. Yeah, dude. That game was so fucking good. I love that game. I loved that. I loved Hunter the Reckoning. That and in vampire vampire, vampire masquerade,

the one I came out later, such good video games, bro. I never played that. Do I have War of the Monsters? Do I have War of the Monsters? I don't. I never played that. I sold War of the Monsters too. I just don't know, man. It's not, it's nothing wrong. Hunter, Wayward, that wasn't as good. You feel so stupid afterwards. It's really, yeah, I don't know, man.

You know that old, there's an old, um, like Atari or arcade game called Defender or whatever? I don't know if you guys remember that It was just like You know It's just shooting things And they're scrolling and shit And my mom thought it would be a good idea

To oh let me buy him the PS2 version A modernized version of this old ass game And I'm like what Why? What? Thanks mom, thank you I appreciate The Rekin is actually not that expensive

If you just want to get like a saw of his Oh well Sealed Oh my God Hunter the Reckoning sealed on GameCube is $716 Oh my fucking God God, dude. You just had your possession.

Well, I didn't have it because it was, I was, look, I wasn't buying games to keep in scenes. I don't know if my brother has that. My brother might still have it. The version I had is probably worth $9 or something because I opened it. But like, that's crazy. I love the little Asian chick with the guns. She had the little guns.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the katana. That game just to scare me. The catana. I think it was the black chick, actually. I don't remember it well enough. Was it based off a machine? So she had, but the, but the,

They also have a, there's a melee weapon and then they have their projectiles. So it was like the cross sword guy and then he had a crossbow, the priest dude. He did, yes. There was that he had like a sword that had like a cross on it. There was the, I think the big biker guy, I think he might have an axe and a shotgun. The Asians had the two pistols. And I think she had either daggers or something. And I think there was a black girl that had just a pistol.

one like hand cannon and then she might have had a katana if I remember correctly Moshone That's what I was thinking was like is that based off of Mishone Let me fucking let me look up the characters Let me make sure I'm not Looking back and knowing like oh my god so much shit I got rid of Hunter the Reckoning

Man how dope would that be if they remade this fucking game Hunter the Reckoning was dope You know it's crazy I feel like Hunter the Reckoning actually could have because it's such a it's like a Diablo exactly but like it's close to it you know what I mean like I feel like they could have like made that into something like that they could have maybe not as successful

as successful no doubt but like Hunter Hunter the Reckoning is a part of like world werewolves by white stone vampire the masquerades like that it's a big series if they came out if it came out at the right time like say when there was the zombie craze right because this was way before the zombie craze

2002 yeah this was way before everybody was obsessed with zombies so you had Resident Evil and that That's it, but it wasn't even like the, it wasn't like the, oh, the, the dawn of the dead movies and land of the dead and this and this fucking show. It was like, you were monster killing, you know, you weren't even like exactly zombie. It was like, you killed creatures and I remember in vampires. Oh, these were, the main creatures were zombies. They were just called them rots.

Because you could, you kill weird, because you kill werewolves in that game, too. You kill vampires, too. Yeah, very, it's like, they're like bigger, you know, it's not like, but the main. Those are big bosses, yeah. Yeah. The main things are just fucking zombies that are just cliant. at you and shit. I'm just so, I just, man,

I think about how much, even just, even just the PSP collection I had was so big. And now, this is all I have left of it. I have zero. I have nothing. I have four. I have four. And I don't even, by the way, I don't have the, I don't have the fucking discs to these. I don't know where the fuck they way. It's just, it's literally just the cases. I don't know

where any of the shit is. It's such a fucking bummer. Don't get me started on my piece. Yeah, I used to have, I had so much shit. I had genuinely, like, almost every piece is going to think of. I'm not even a fucking, I'm not even a huge Final Fantasy 7 person, and I had crisis core. Like, I had fucking crisis core just because. I'm such a fucking dumbass, bro. This conversation is making, this conversation is making me anger.

Dude, I want to play Hunter the Reckoning so badly. I want to figure out if I can emulate this. You can definitely emulate it. Why is God mad at me, bro? What I do? I'm not Cratos. I didn't do nothing, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He'd do nothing. Okay, so let's move. Move on. Let's try and knock a couple of... Try and knock a couple more. What time are we at? We're at two... We're at over two hours. We're at two.

We're past it, actually. We're past it. We're 208, which is upsetting. Oh, well, all right, let's try and knock out a couple. Yeah, let's do it. It's upsetting because we're depressed. We're mourning over things we lost. That's why I'm so upset. Pile of Crumbs.

Hey, Chris, Sweene, and the other one that's probably missing. He's fine. He's right here. First time ask her here. This question is for Sween. Have you seen the Persona 3 remake announcement? If so, what do you think of the answer? What do you think of the answer and the stuff from portable not being in it?

Do you think it could bring newcomers of the series? Blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't know, man. Persona, Persona guy, right? I played that game like 10 years ago. And it's, they're just making a new game. So at this point not the same game over and over and over again. It's making new fucking game.

That's it. Like, just, I don't know. But they're webes. Weaves will buy anything. Nintendo fans, webs. What's the name? name that nigga, that fucking Japanese nigga that like

that fucked up metal gear that made metal gear anything like Kojima Gojima fans will buy anything if if if Kojima came on a fucking brick there would be riots for that brick like it's just

it's insane like just I'd be the first in line for that brick you would put in a shadow and I say but I'm more of a recent Kajima fan though you are more reasonable

but you're you are like I liked metal I always appreciate Metal Gear Solid was a game I always appreciated like I pre it's the Psychomantus stuff. Dope.

Right? Very much appreciated it. I didn't really play it, really. Middle-Gar-Solid 2, I watched my cousin play a long time ago, and I thought it looked cool. Like, that oil rig area was, like, burned into my brain. But I never, I still didn't play. Interesting. Yeah, yeah.

And I didn't play, like, I didn't play Metal Gear Solid probably, like, really until, like, until, I think Middle-Gar-Solid 5 came out. Oh. And then, like, and then I went backwards from that because it's like, oh, okay. So I'm pretty late to it. And even then, I like, I liked them a lot. But, like, I didn't really, like, I remember when Death Stranding was announced, I was like, I can't wait for shit all over this because this looks so fucking pretentious.

And I played Death Stranding and, oops, I loved it, like, immediately. And it's, it's so, like, it doesn't even come from, like, a nostalgia factor for me. I just, I think that guy's fucking really interesting and the shit that he makes is really cool. He combined cinema and video games in a way no one else has. And I respect him. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little bit, it's... You know what I would say?

You know what I would say? In a very seamless way. He does, he does movie, like, the way... Do you know David Cage, the guy who, the guy who did... Yeah, heavy rain and stuff like that? He's like... Kojima bad. He's like a failure, Kojima.

Yeah, it's like, it's like, that is taking games and trying to make them movies. And what Kojima does is, I feel like, I feel like he takes movies and tries to make them games. Like, when you look at, like, Middle Gear Solid and, like, that entire thing, it's like, that is a fucking, that is just a spy thriller. Like, just straight up. But it's a, but he just takes it and makes it a game. Whereas, like, David Cage is kind of like the opposite, where he takes, like, he takes, like a, you know, like a walk around kind of, you know,

character interaction game and, and turns it into a fucking movie. Oh, I'm going to take the serialized drama about an origami killer. And I'm going to, I'm going to make you interact. that didn't shout Jason in a mall. But, uh, yeah, I don't know. Played that game. I still, I still played heavy rain. No, I did, I've seen so much footage.

You know what? I've never, I never, I never finished it. I played heavy rain to the end. Nice. How was it? Terrible experience. Not terrible. Not terrible.

I'm over glad ready. Wasn't that good, though. Definitely wasn't a great game. Can you buy it, um, digitally? Um, like, uh, no, because, It's on PS3. On PS3, yeah. Right.

Right, right, right. Yeah, remember, you can't figure out how to run that fucking console still to this day. That shit is jickey as fuck, bro. It was janky as fuck when it came out. And we knew, like, oh, this is, this shit is stuff. Dude, Skyrim on the PS3. There's a great moment in, uh, in, there's a great moment in one of the, one of the sacred podcast. I don't remember, it was like with everybody, like the Xbox podcast and the place in a project.

We did this, like, joint episode. And we were talking about games that, games that were a shame that we missed and that we plan to get back to and Colin was like, I think I'm finally going to go around and play Skyron and everybody was like

what? You never played Skyrim and then I had to go like well, in his defense he had to play the PS3 version back then which was fucking horrid

like that game ran at I think 10 frames a second actually on PS3 it can't be that bad like you couldn't you couldn't leave doors open because that would like log the memory

or like clog the memory so like if you ever you couldn't pick anything up. You couldn't leave doors open if you opened them already because then it would have to render the outside. You had to do all this crazy shit just to get the game running on PS3. It's fucking really, it's crazy.

It was really bad. I would know. That's definitely 360. Like, why would I, of course, I'm doing... I played Skyrum the second wave of it coming out. Yeah, you played it on the PS4, right? Oh, interesting. And I'm glad.

I'm glad I did, because if I was... a podhead and I had Skyrim in my junior year, I would have not graduated high school. So I'm very happy that I did not have Skyrim when it was at his peak. Because I would have just never left my house.

I would have just stayed home. My girl's like, go to work school, and I'm like, I can't. I have so much to do in Skyrim. You don't get it. Yeah, I've played... Yeah, it's too many... I play that game so much now that I can't play it anymore. Too many... Yeah, it's going to be... It's going to be a handful more years before I played again.

Because I played it a lot of course When I got a PC And it's like oh great I can do way more shit with it now And then once I was done with that You know once everyone was naked and shit And I'm like all right I'm good

I'm good for years One of our friends recently played it And hearing him Gush over how much that world exists Like how much of the world exists How many things you can do Was magical Like seeing someone experience

I gave a first time It was an experience I feel that I like that I like that. I like seeing the people's reaction. But I feel like she'll not, I feel like she won't let herself enjoy it.

Yeah. You don't think so? No. Lily hates Skyrim. It's not Disney Princess enough. Yeah, Lily, Lily, she sometimes when I'm in the same room with her, she just walks past me and whispers,

I hate Skyrim and then leaves. Literally, that exactly. The Negachin returns for Busy, wrote in. He says, Hello Schizo. Would you rather... Would you rather have to fight Prime Mike Tyson for three minutes every week? Or have to sleep with current day Hillary Clinton until she is satisfied?

Hillary Clinton. I'd, I mean, I'd smash Hillary, but she ain't going to enjoy it and tell you that. I'd have to, I'd have to go for Hillary. Yeah, I'm not fighting. I'm not fighting. Prime Mike Tyne? That's a death wish, bro. He's like fucking 18-year-old Mike Tyson? I'm going to die. Like 20, 18 to 20. Oh, the argument.

20. 18 to 20. Like, he was ready. Before he went to jail, when he beat that Jamaican guy's ass, like, that guy literally was, like, running away instinct. Bro, I wouldn't. I wouldn't fight five-year-old Mike Tyson, man. Like, I, like, I'm not, I'm not going near that guy. Yeah, 50-year-old doesn't matter.

It's, it's not. Mike Tyson right now would probably beat the fuck out of many people. Oh, absolutely. He still, I mean, he discovered, uh, read, he rediscovered, uh, he rediscovered, uh, he rediscovered, uh, Roids because for a while he kind of like chilled like say if you go look at him when he's uh was it 2009 uh hangover if you look at him around that time he's kind of chilling out he's a little doughy and then in recent years he's fucking a monster again and i'm like oh he's he's he's back on the sauce what's crazy is that mike looks small he looks small compared to boxing he's from

the era of boxing where everybody was like six seven well all heavy weights are tall as shit on average. Especially right before that error, they weren't. They were, like, big, but they weren't giant. They were all in six foot rates, because to be, if you're in extreme shape and to be over 200 pounds, typically you have to be tall. Yeah. Because when you have almost no fat on your fucking body, it's hard to get to 200 pounds,

unless your skeleton weighs a fucking fan on my body. He's no fat. He's that fan of my body. So, literally, so he looked like a, you look like, like 510 or something? 11. I think, yeah, he's like 5, 10, 5,000, he's under 6, 4. and everybody else. Mike Tyson?

Yeah. And everybody. Mike Tyson is like fucking... I think it's like 510. No, Mike... My son's like 4 or 12. Yeah. Yeah.

Same. Mike Tyson is fucking shorter than... Imagine being like fucking over 200 pounds and being four... Like, but how dense would your muscles have to be to like... Imagine... I want you guys to imagine for a moment that Mike Ty... Every video you've ever seen of Mike Tyson is accurate.

Okay? Every single video of him is like is unaltered. as is. He looks the way he looks. But then you meet him in person and he's five foot flat. It would be so like how are you not beating this guy? I don't understand what's happening.

Because he hits like a bus, bro. But he's so, like how do you even get their reach their chins? He jumps. He does a little hop. I guess that's true. He does a quick little hop, bro. I mean, maybe you can't.

It banks their chin, bro. You had like, I mean, there's a handful of NBA players that are fucking below six that's still did all right. Seeing Nate Robinson dunk so often was ridiculous. He was getting knocked out by Jane Paul too was pretty cool.

What an idiot. By the way, I totally forgot that VidCon was happening. I'm not going. Oh, wait what? I had no idea that was a bit. What? Vidcon's happening right now. Did you know that? No. Right now? I'm not even joking. Well, VidCon's for TikTokers and stuff like that now. You know, it's, I just now it makes sense.

I saw somebody say, do you know that autistic guy? Bo blacks? I don't know if you've heard of him. He reads like tweets for his YouTube channel. It basically finds Twitter drama and he reads it. I thought maybe you guys have heard of him. But he said something about,

oh, getting a house together. I just glanced over a tweet. I didn't know what the, I didn't even, you know what I mean? It didn't make sense to me. So you just go, but now that you're saying Vidcock's, You must have been talking about that.

I thought, because was it last year or something that it was in the fall or something? Or I thought they moved it. There was something like that. I thought they moved it. I think during the pandemic, it was like that. Something like that. But now it's back in June. I had no fucking idea.

I totally blanked out. I haven't seen anybody talk about it other than that little thing, but it wasn't even, he didn't even say VidCon in it, so it didn't register to me. Yeah, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, I saw, tweeting photos. Oh, he's going to front. He's there? Yeah, he's there. And I'm like, oh, what the fuck?

Okay. Why I'm in a town. That's, I had no fucking, well, he's in Anaheim, so like, but like it's still fucking, yeah, I had no fucking idea. Whoops. Oh, interesting. I didn't even, that's so crazy. I had no idea.

Who the fucks? Who goes to, who's still going to VidCon? It's more of a TikTok. That's what I'm saying. That's what it is now. I'm sure. And it's like anyone that we know, like, who the fuck's, I don't know anybody that's going other than you said acman

went so i saw some people tweeting that they were that they were there i know jakey i know jakey and and and and those guys went i don't know man it's it's it's i don't know who it's weird maybe it's just because the pandemic really like fuck things and because we haven't been paying attention it is still something that people go to but like i i don't know i uh maybe maybe next year i'll go i don't know i totally

fucking i mean we all coordinate It didn't even cross my mind that it would have happened again. I would have, yeah, I wouldn't have thought about it if he didn't say anything. So he's, oh. Yeah, I see it all. I see it all in my dreams there, like the real dream. I didn't know. I thought maybe was some fake guy.

But the fact is. Yeah, like some guy just pretended to be a dream, but apparently it's actually. You imagine some random person. I'm dream, guys. I'm dream. You want to see my mask? Come here, kids. Let's talk about my mask.

Yeah. It's me dream. I mean, we already know what. that he looks like. What's the fucking who cares? He put his mask back on. You know that, right? Yeah, I see, I see that.

He redone. He's at the, he's at the VidCon. And all that's literally the only thing he was remashed up again. That's all they're talking about on here is, oh, I see, I guess Eddie's there. Eddie Burbank? Well, I'm with him? Eddie Burbank's at Vidcon. Yeah, yeah.

Those, those guys, I think, are there. I don't know, man. I had no clue this was fucking even. But, uh, one person on my. time we're going. Let's get one more question before you go because we're going to a little long. We're going to a little links. Yeah, yeah, okay. We'll do... We're good. How long is this?

That'll be 2.281? Yeah, well, let's start the... Yeah, it's going to be a long time. We got to do some of my questions, then. All right, thank you guys. We're going to head the fuck out. Remember to go on over to fucking Patreon.com slash a snark tank. Jump on in there. I keep forgetting to say that. I've got to make a point to say that. Also, give us, if you can, if you... I know this is... I've got to start saying this at the beginning of the show. But

leave us some nice reviews on podcast services if you can. Go to fucking iTunes and all that shit like it helps us out. But yeah, let's fucking read the names. Let's eat the names. Devour. Count me down.

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Yeah, what does that mean? Yeah, I don't like, blow each other while we're fucking driving. What is that? That sounds lit as shit. Yeah,

yeah. You ever got a fucking blowy while you're driving? Yes. Pretty crazy. It's, uh, it's not, it's not,

it's not as good. It's not as good because usually the person doing it is more freaked out because they're like thinking you're going to crash. Nah, so, I'm gonna crash. I'm gonna crash.

You know what? I had a fucking horrible. I had a, dude, I had a dream the other day where, like, I swear to God, it, like, it was, it's the most, I wish I had the artistic skill to draw something like this because it was so disturbing and I think it would make like a really amazing, like horror creature. But like, I had a dream that I guess I was like, I was walking through like some building and out of an elevator, it was these two people 69ing, but crab walking effectively with all of their arms, with their legs and arms. And it was like the most disturbing thing I've ever fucking seen. Yeah, it's kind of, like, actually sort of, but like more, you know, fucked. Yeah, yeah, more fucked. Anyway, yeah.

A little bit more fucked. Anyway, more. I like it. Get somebody to sketch that for sure. Yeah. Somebody sketch that. Whoever's listening, somebody, just rough sketch that and send it to a snark tank team or whatever the fuck. I forgot.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Give me a ruffie of one of those. Yeah, yeah. All right. Rest and peace, to the submarine. To the actual submarine, not the people. Rest in peace.

To the actual. Such an asshole. Not the people. Rip the sub. I mean, the pressure did that. Yeah, man. All right. Bye y'all.

Don't go under water. Don't go under water. Don't go into water. We got crushed. Wade in the water, children, wade in the water. I'm going to stop recording. The water.

All right, that's enough.