The Snark Tank - #161: Zuck MUST Dust Musk

Episode Date: July 10, 2023

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slum you make my gotcha you look the biggest bitch in the world nigga I mean how you doing your

things in your room looks looks so profoundly dumb it's a girl's room because my room is shared with a girl now you have a dumb stupid silly bitch boy

fucking lady a room it is a bedroom that is shared with a lady yeah it's like a pussy I mean you can't you all can't compromise like you put half did you

on the bed and then half fucking pink shit. So all of my shit is on my desk. Like my desk is where all of my stuff exists. But over there that's her dresser and it's like a fucking little punk-punk-ass fucking stupid-ass angel. You got some purply-ass pink shit. That's a you don't believe in God.

Why does she have a fucking angel statue? He's fucking Hispanic. Oh man, no man. Come on, man. That doesn't mean anything. Bro. You see a guy. Bro. You see Nick-Gorian the cross and they're not even religious and shit.

Chris, call. six of your female cousins right now and I bet most of them that just recently or live with their parents have some sort of angels I don't have a choice I don't have a choice in my relation to them you've chosen this I know she doesn't even believe in that shit bro

there's a crowd there's like two angels there's a cute little teddy bear I think it's that's cute and then there's like pictures of like us together and it's like it's sounds like she needs to be taking down a peg that's what it sounds like to me I can't I can't strike her yeah I didn't think so yeah anyway week

I'm too weak Anyway, welcome, welcome to the Snark Tank podcast. Yeah, we record these sometimes. I'm a coward. I'm a coward. I wasn't a man. So Sweeney's moved in with his, with his girlfriend now. He's officially, he's officially done it.

With this phantom. He's faced screaming in silence in an empty, fucking, in an empty hallway. He's creating conflict when there doesn't have to be any. His girlfriend is whatever he wants to do. You know how insane it would be at this point now if she really didn't exist? Do you know how wild it would be the fact that I moved here in back of the house with her family who's not real? Some is on a plot of land or a house that was built that I didn't pay for that all of a sudden exists now. I love that.

Yeah, it's, you know, it would require a lot of, it's a lot of suspension of disbelief at a certain point. A lot of or a lot of luck, bro. A lot of really weirdly timed luck. Yeah. Stumbling in all situations that led to this. Yeah. Hey, top of the show, real quick, cold open. I want to give a shout out to Jimithy OG on Instagram because, yeah, it is insane.

This came out of nowhere, too. It came out of nowhere, just a cover of the Gadiouactive. at that it was like a talent show or whatever the fuck. And that it's so flattering. It's crazy. I, it was like not, of all the things I expected to happen,

I did not expect to see that song at a talent show. Like, or like at some venue being sung live by someone who was really into it. So, shout out to that dude. because I still can't believe that that's real. People singing along too. There's other people that knew the lyrics in the audience.

Guys, guys, guys. Did we make the song of the summer? I think we did. With Gadiouactive? I think we did. Gadiouactive of the song of the year. I'm kind of sad that we didn't, you know what? I'm kind of sad that we didn't hold off on it.

We should have wrote that we should have, we should have wrote that song, done it, and put it out at the beginning. beginning a pride month. I think that would have been like a, we didn't even think about it. That would have been absolute. That would have been a very, very powerful statement.

We were just so excited to get it out because it was so ridiculous. Right. That we were just like, we've got, people have to hear this. Because it goes hard. It's good. We had to just get it out.

Also that, you're, I can't believe we didn't, well, I guess we haven't had a chance to bring this up. You did a, a sound of silence. gay cover and fucking is am I mistaken or was that really

did David did David Drayman really respond to it? The real what I love about what I love about social media it's it's the double-edged sword right that you can just easily spam and harass people and then that shit can end up in your notifications but then you can get lucky on either end like say

Like, I respond to people and they get happy that I responded. But then there's some people that are on another stratosphere, right? Like, this guy's in one of the biggest bands in the world. And I just, as shits and giggles, and I've done this twice before, this happened twice, all I said was, I hope I made you proud. I tagged him and said, I hope I made you proud, thinking, of course he's not going to respond. It never happens. And then he just did. And, like, in a very, he said, laugh my fucking ass off.

well, your voice sounds great at least, must be that special sauce slash gargle that you've been using, lull. And I was like, oh, so he was like really playing into it because I didn't know how he was going to take it. I don't know the guy. I don't know if he's like, uh, fuck you,

how dare you or some shit? How dare you make my song gay? Right? How dare you? How dare you? I'm so mad back. The idea that, the idea that that's how he communicates.

Like that is like, Like, it's like, it's like a chicken go cluck, cluck, cow go moo, fucking David Drayman go, ah, ah, ah, ah, just like it's like always. Hey, we go back. Bro, that sound, the first time I heard that sound, I was like, this is magic. I got to make this sound all the time now. It's like watching Edison, like, create lightning. Yeah, that's, yeah, that's, that's a thing.

Yeah, that's the story. You know what's crazy? If he wasn't such a dickhead, he could have been, he could have pretended to be a god. Instead he was like, I made electricity instead of being like, no, I created this. I called this from the sky to here. He read a lot of cool things. He did a lot of cool things. Yeah, he probably could have.

He's a huge inventor, bro. He, I think he destroyed. Well, didn't Edison like steal a lot of this stuff? Yeah, absolutely. And he also absolutely stifled his competition where, if I remember correctly, he destroyed some elephants. to poo-poo-poo AC current like he was like

look at what it does and I think he blew up some like animals or some shit I think he shocked an elephant which makes you really that elephant

is my favorite animal it was like almost anything else to let me really sad imagine imagine like in Edison's time to just find an elephant and you're like

you know what's crazy there are probably much more than than there are now well I mean numbers wise but in North America do you think they're like I mean like I can't Literally none.

I have to know. So I'm going to be, I'm going to be honest, I have no concept of like where animals are supposed to be or where that, you know what I mean?

Like I, you could tell me like, oh, uh, outside of the obvious things like, oh, kangaroos are obviously not in Arizona. Like I could believe any number of things.

Like, oh, you found a tiger in fucking Idaho. Fucking weird. Well, let's crazy. Let me break this down to you. Let me do something very simple.

So the, the large land is, so you're never going to find bears anywhere, but the Americas. Large bears really, really big ones. You never find

anywhere by here. Except for Asia, no, no, no. There's pandas are large bears, right? Yeah, they're pretty big. Panas are barely bears, though.

But they're not, they're not like, they're not like carnivores. They're not like apex predators. Yeah, but you have Arctic bears, though, that are,

uh, are very, what? Arctic. Well, aren't they, no, Antsard. And so,

the Arctic is in the, no, no, they're in, they're up, they're a little further up. There's no polar bears in like Siberia or anything? You know what I mean?

I literally can't say. I don't want to sound retarded. We're out of our death. We are talking about like Antarctica, there's polar bears that will eat your face. We are very out of our depth, okay? I take that back, I take that everything I said.

I don't know. Like we started off completely. There's people, there are like people on the spectrum that are fucking furious right now. There's like, there's specifically, there's like a there's like a bearologist in the audience who's like I know that bears in Africa I know that's a bearologist going like

well there's that one bear in Africa what's one his name's Thomas the African bear Hello I am a bear my name is the regular bear I am a bear from Africa It's me hello like an African would you like to have some honey with me and then that would be so fucking scary that'd be adorable Imagine if the only thing you needed to do was to imbue an animal with sentience Was bring it to a new place

Yeah And then they just like automatically It's almost like a it's almost like you know how Hey you know how your phone Will automatically connect to the time zone Yeah It's like It's like a bear has to cross into a new language

In order to really communicate Oh my goodness I am I am alike and talk I am alive now I am residing and live right now That is the I was dead before this Before I am Before I could communicate

I was for all intents and purposes dead because my life lived and died with me and me alone. I could not express my life to others, but now I live, I thrive. I live in Lagos, but I promise I will not scam you. I am a good bear. I am a good bear. I pay my taxes. I go shopping. I do not harm people.

I even say hello to the children. It's like a documentary about this bear. Just living a life that's pretty much human. Pretty much human And nobody says anything Nobody They're acting like You know how my mods are

How my mods like everyone's naked And nobody acknowledges it It's like the same It's like the same This is a talking bear In Lagos Nigeria And people are just going about their business Not even acknowledge that it's a bear

Was it a Africans of course they wouldn't What is this Why was Yogi Bear So picnic oriented. I guess because he was in, he lived in the National Park Jellystone. Jellystone.

And so there's people picnicking and he, I guess since he went, he went the other route where all the other bears like him were tearing up the actual park goers. And he's like, you know, I'll just steal their food. So that's, he just wants their food. And the protagonist is the Ranger Park guy. Yeah. Dude, it must have been so easy to pitch a show in like the fucking 40s. Or like whenever that, whenever that, whenever, like, I have an idea, guys.

I have an idea. A bear in Yellowstone takes people's picnic baskets, and that's the show. And he's named after a vaguely unintelligent Yankees baseball player. Well, I tell you what, Sonny, that is a very good idea. How much money do you? Wow. Yeah, we're going to be $10 billion in current money, which would be fucking insane. Like, 10 billion dollars back 10 is more than old China probably.

There's no. 10 billion dollars in 1940. 1940. And he says that too. In 1940 money. In 1994. You're going to be. It's Bucco bucks in 1940, buddy.

You're going to be rich, bud. You're going to be rich, bud. Not in the future. we just finished a war or we just about to get into a war, all that shit's happening. Here's this much money. And it's like, what? He took all the money in the world for his Yogi Bear show. I think that was probably loaded.

It would be unfair how many good ideas would be able to open because we know we've seen so much shit already. Well, it's not about ideas, though. It's about, it's about because I don't know what I could really capitalize on if I went back in time. You know what? The lottery a lot. The best I could do is pitch, like, the best I could do is steal scripts.

You know what I mean? I could be like, I have a script for this. And I know it works because I saw it work in my fucking time or whatever. And I could just copy that script verbatim and like tell everybody exactly what they need. Maybe then I could like, you know, I could fuck with the timeline in a way that would benefit me.

I don't know how. I don't know how to direct something. Right. But like, I mean like, People talk about like, oh, I'd go back and invent Microsoft. It's like, you don't know how to fucking invent Microsoft. I don't know how to... The easiest thing is music.

I feel like it's the easiest thing. Yeah, you just steal a recording. Literally, just like, just like, just burn a... Just burn an MP3. Just burn an MP3 onto like a... Or like, find a way to press a bunch of really popular songs onto a vinyl. Yeah, and then bring it back. And then just play it.

And like, look at what I made. Everybody's like, what? the fuck this is all amazing how can you how can you do all this stuff it's it's like tina turner and mega death and like all like like a million different things on the same thing and you're like how do you sound like all these people you got to be careful you're gonna you're gonna melt people's brains if it's too like like it's too much like people thought people thought black sabbath was a little bit too much back in the 60s like and that shit's fucking like baby shit nowadays like grateful like grateful like you got to be careful like i would

I would just subtly steal like say Elvis has a good ideas He's like, oh, you know, I'm good or good. And then all of a sudden, I beat him. And then all of a sudden, he doesn't have that idea anymore. He's like, I'm going to deviate and be a baseball player or some shit. What's funny? You'd be stealing from Elvis. Why are you stealing from other black people?

Well, of course. So, really, I'm just taking it back. That's all that's all that's happening. He's like, oh, man. I was about to steal his niggas idea, but. There's other niggas stole from me. Frong a guy. Well, God damn.

I would take a bunch of Disney ideas, too, and pitch him. And then since you stole all of Elvis's ideas, he just, he just, He doesn't want to be the king of pop anymore and he just becomes a serial rapist or something. He just completely deviates it. He was already a murderer. He was already a checkered person.

Well, yeah. I mean, who the fuck wasn't back in the day, man? I mean, goddamn. I thought there were a few not checkered people. There's no such thing as a non-checkered person. They're like five or six not-checked people. My granddad wasn't checkered. They were just...

Your granddad's absolutely checkered, I guarantee. You just don't know about the checkers shit that he did. He was in war, but he wasn't checkered. You don't know about that time he came in a squirrel. on a battlefield. War time is debauchery time. I know the time he threw mustard gas and little Vietnamese kids' face.

Rather than that, you're talking. I was having this conversation a couple days ago at like a for a dare. A couple days ago at a restaurant where like I promise you like this like we are going to be looked at as like sincerely evil people.

Probably. No, no. Like like we're on a cusp. No. I think being better. I think we are. You think so? Yeah, I think what's going to happen? I think what's going to happen, like, a hundred years people are going to look back at, like,

2023 and they're going to be like, I can't believe these people used to eat animals. You know, I can't believe. I can't believe they used to. I can't believe. How fucking cruel do you have to be to just sit by, sit idly by while chickens are being, like, you know, force penetrated and slaughtered and vivisected. Just so you could get your Mickey D's chicken nuggets. It's a hell of a log. It's a let die.

I've seen that first person, bro. my uncle's got a log and they hit a fucking pig in the head with it till it died and they took it and I was like how are you guys gonna eat that when you heard it screaming It's crazy

They didn't get it Fuck those niggas don't give it They were probably happy it was screaming That's like it was probably a good pig Pigs are fucking scary Like when they're screaming Pigs are fucking real Like you ever see that there's like a video

Of like a crocodile or like an alligator Dragging a boar into a fucking lake And it's just like it's It's whining so fucking much. Like, shut up. God damn it. You feel for them.

That's why. You're like, oh, well, that's the whole point of being like having that, that visceral scream. So,

like, some things will back off, but obviously the depetate. Yeah. That's all about a little emotions.

Their arms ripped off, bro. They don't give a fuck. Crocodiles can't fucking, like, alligator ain't,

like, they can't make sounds and they can't hear sounds. They're all deaf. They got Raycons. They're fucking But the sounds they make our nightmare fuel

I've never heard a sound Oh, they're monsters They make terrifying sounds They growl I've never heard that in my life No but they grow Yes you have I swear to you I haven't

Like what you think dragons sound like Yeah they're they're like That's why I feel like dragons exist Because they just took fossils And then they see this thing They're like oh that's a baby dragon Or some shit You know what I think was

And there was I think there was Once Upon a time They sound like they And like old Europe, there were still terrorsors, I think. And someone saw one of those things. And then instantly they were like, that's the devil. There's nothing that big that should be able to fly. Well, dude, you know those dragons came from?

It's like those fucking bats. You ever see those bats that are like the size of like a little kid? Yeah, that's terrifying, dude. That's shit. Like I guarantee, dude, if you're living in like Transylvania or something and you see a fucking five foot two bat like flying in the sky, like that's going to fuck you up. That's gonna your day is ruined Anything that's bigger than you think it should be I saw a raccoon that was

It was so big that it terrified me It was just casually walking around on the front lawn at night But it was too big I was just like oh my god Because normally raccoons do not frighten me at all I think they're adorable It was so fucking big You guys don't see something really fucking about that would terrify you

I saw this shit a few nights ago And my fucking week was like Oh, God, I need to fucking, I need to clean out my fucking eyes. I'm going to put it in the chat right now. You're going to see this. It's going to be another fucking ridiculous long string. It's going to be cold. It's going to be.

What's the longest life of history? What is that? What is that? Let's say. I will never forget the day this thing walked onto my foot in the shower. Oh, I saw this. Yeah. What is that?

That's not real. It's a larvae. What do you call it? A maggot? Kind of a larvae thing? Some kind of maggot. It's like larvae? Bro, why are there fucking maggots in your shower?

Coverfly larvae, yeah. Yeah, it's fucking... Coverfly? Absolutely disgusting. What the fuck? Yeah, rat tail maggot. Absolutely disgusting. That's heinous.

That looks like a big mu and cum. Do you know my... Did I tell you guys... I can't believe this happened. In my old house, in my hometown, it was trash night, and this was before the trash cans had the wheels on them.

There was the old-school ones that he dragged. Just one day, I guess flies passed through and had a fuck fest. Because, and I kid you not, I'm not exaggerating, there were hundreds of maggots in line like ants. You know, when you see just ants of going in line and they found a trail of something and they're all organized, it was just hundreds of maggots in our backyard. And that day made me absolutely disappointed. spies maggots 1,000% I hate them so much because if you've ever stepped on a maggot they pop

yeah so you're just dragging the trash can to the front and it's just pop pop pop pop pop and then just seeing this maggot holocaust and it was the most disgusting thing ever I didn't understand how there were so many though because that would imply that there were just so many flies that just somehow showed up in our backyard that never I've never seen that before ever in anything I've I've never seen it before That's a badism of fire man Honestly I don't Are flies just like

I don't fully understand Even just the concept of them Well they're supposed to eat They're like the worms And like And like Rodding fly They're supposed to help

I guess clear up the area Of the disease and all the rotting shit Like say for example If you were If you were If you had a big gash on you They would put like fucking what do you call those things

maggots on them to clean up the dead flesh and you have necified flesh like if you have dead flesh right not live flesh they're not an open wound that's bad well they're not just put it and then sealing it it's like you obviously need to clean the area of the part that but in my my point being yeah at least I understand

their role in nature where they're supposed to be the ones eating the but but do they like I guess by the thing is like do they just like appear? Like, what the fuck is that? What do you mean? Like, let's say you put like a dead body in, like, a coffin or something, right? And it rots.

In like a completely enclosed space. Yeah. Do maggots like appear? Absolutely not. What the, then where the, how do they fucking get to where they, like, where did, where do they come from? Well, they might be in a dirt already. Flies, fucking earth is dirt. Flies are attracted by the fucking smell

and then they lay eggs. Well, they might be in a dirt as well, you know. See, did you know though people used to think that, though? People used to think that flies were conjured out of nowhere until... It does seem that way. It seemed like that, but then this guy... Like, it still seems that way. He did a...

I don't remember who it was, but he did a test where all he did was just an easy control where he covered some rotting meat. And then there was no maggots spawning out of it. It was just like a cloth cover or something. And then it was just flies landing on top, but they couldn't get to it. So he was just like, oh, it's these pieces of shit that are just stealthly laying their eggs and then fucking off. Yeah, dude, it's just like sometimes I'll, because I barely leave my apartment for any reason. Like my windows are pretty much never open.

And even if they are, there's like a screen and all that stuff. And then every now and then I'll walk into my living room and there'll be one fucking flying. And I'm like, how did, like, how did you get here? I think about that too, man Where the fuck did you come from? Like I don't And like my assumption would be like Oh maybe like

I don't know Maybe I fucking There's something in the garbage But then that implies That they just spawn there So I couldn't So I couldn't I don't know man

It bothers the hell out of me I think sometimes flies And they're incredibly fast That the rare time That you opened your door It got It just got by And I feel like

These flies moths and stuff are just genetically are now just they evolved to hang by your door and wait for it to open because this is happening at this door the fucking moths

there's moss and they just know they know go in there that's where the clothes are that's where we want to go in your fucking closet so as soon as you open the door they frantically try to get in you got to get the fuck out of here it's it's frustrating like when I was home in New York for a little bit and it's summer there right now

it's somewhere everywhere I guess except for Australia Yeah yeah Not the Southern but but like it's it's fucking You know Like they're all by the door Like the mosquitoes

And they're there Because the light is there To be fair That is where the light is But at the same time it's like Bro Go away Like there's some mosquitoes

Man I forgot honestly how big mosquitoes are Ugh Like I went home I went home And in upstate New York man They're fucking They're large

They're not like UK large because I saw one when I was video chatting with Marin on fucking Skype like 10 years ago that I could see in the background of his video and it was like 240P. I was like there's no reason why I should see a mosquito in the back of your room at 240P. Yeah, but like not since I was like seven or something. Like I have you ever seen the dragonflies there bro? They sound like RC planes. Yeah. They sound like planes. That's why people have iguana.

Some people don't get mad when iguanas come around Because iguanas kill the bugs So like his big ass fun of these Comes and lands on you Yeah dragonflies are harmless I got you, don't worry Dragonflies are harmless but they're still disturbing Like there's something

They're not quite They're not butterflies where it's like Oh They're really No dragonflies can sting you dude Well I've never been sung by a dragonfly But they're sting the fuck out of you No they will be 100% sting the shed of you

Well maybe in Puerto Rico They'll fucking carve your face up They'll fucking say A Holmes and then they'll fucking cut you up. They're not all dangerous, but there are ones that will sting the living shit out of you. I had no idea.

Really dragonflies? Let me verify that because I've never been aware of that. Dragonfly sting. They sting. They sting. Dragonflies bite or sting humans? They can't sting you.

They won't buy you unless severely provoked. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, dude. They can definitely bite you or something like that. I've never been by one personally. They're so passive. I've never even had a dragonfly like accidentally like bump into me.

Are there dragonflies in a man? America? I thought they were like in the equation Absolutely, they're in the south. There's absolutely dragon question. Oh, in the south, okay, gotcha. Well, no, there's dragonflies up by us. Rarely. Not really. I remember, I used to see him all the time when I was a kid. Like maybe they're not

around no more, but I remember specifically because I remember I had a, oh, you know what? This might have been at the botanical gardens or something. That might be different. Or somewhere where they had specifically like dragonflies. Like bug?

Not as... Some of Bugs. Yeah, you know, you know how in... I think it's the Bronx suit that has the butterfly exhibit where, like, you walk through and there's like a bunch of, like, because I remember my grandmother specifically...

That was the coolest thing ever for me, but I love the butterfly exhibit. People like, oh, they're gross, and I was like, how are they gross? They're so beautiful. I mean, they're insects. Well, people see... If you, if you look past the wings,

like, there was a... SpongeBob. Bunch Bob. Yeah, right. That, that exactly. Like, if you look past their wings, they're a bug in the end of the day. They're not that.

not that. There's way worse looking bugs. Well, because you're taking in account of all of the stuff that's on it versus like a butterfly that has beautiful. If he took the wings off a butterfly, it would just look like a gross bug. Can we all agree that the least

offensive bug ever is a ladybug? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I don't, like if I, generally without exception, if a bug is crawling on me, I will I will smack it with such intense speed that I hit it before I'm even aware that I'm trying to hit it. Right? Just like an instant reaction.

Yeah. But if I see a ladybug, ladybugs are like the only bug where I'm like, I don't really mind you. However, they don't bother you. They come on you. They're like, oh, I shouldn't be here. My apologies. If you put your hand in your sign else, it'll climb off. Like with respect.

Like a respectable citizen. It'll be like, oh, my bad. I'm not. I feel like that's also kind of evolution too. where people not crushing ladybugs as soon as they see them that they've kind of developed this relationship that they know that I'm... It's like street pigeons, man.

Street pigeons are so stupid that you can kick one in the face if you wanted to. I've always wanted to. I never did it, though. I never done it. I did that. Oh, you're a bad person. I didn't.

So, no, I'm not a bad person. So here's what, here's my... No, listen. Come on. Listen. So, dude, they move, okay? They move. Like, you've never, like, chase them.

They usually move. And then they, if you run up to a group of pigeons, they, they move. They fly away. And it's fun to make them scatter sometimes. Yeah, they're like, oh, fuck you. It's like, yeah, you feel like you have, like, some weird elemental control over animals. Oh, fuck you. And so I ran.

Because they only move a little bit. No, they move a lot. They fly away. They fly a little bit than they land in like a general area. Like, oh, I'm out of the way. This guy's a weird. No, but if you run into a group of them, anyway, the point is this was, I saw like a big group of pigeons. Like, I think they were crowded around.

Like, I think maybe somebody had, like, dropped a bunch of bread or something. Of course. Just thrown, like, a shit ton of bread. And so they were a lot on that. And I was like, I have to, if I can make this cloud of pigeon, pigeons move, it's almost like, the way I thought of it was like a pigeon spirit bomb. Right. I could just, like, throw, like, a bunch of pigeons into the sky. And so I ran really fast, like faster than I think I understood I was moving.

And some of them moved, but there were so many that it was really crowded. And I kicked, I kicked one of the pigeons into a fucking van by accident. And it was fine. Like it was a little dazed, but then it flew away. I felt so bad. It flew away and died. It flew away somewhere. It laid down and died over.

Because I was like, Titi, Titi, it, it's supposed to move. She was like, it's fine. And that bird was getting married that day, too. That bird had babies. It was eating in the puns that kids are going to throw up in its baby's mouths. And your fucking demon ass kicked it hard and it died. You know, I've never seen a pigeon nest. What the hell are they do?

Dude, they're gross. They're like at the top of buildings And they're fucking gross They're made with like Fucking black girls Weaves and shit Terrible It's

It really It really It's You're not even remotely joking That's what's crazy It's like It's like If you see a pigeon nest

It's usually fucking Like twigs are like Maybe 5% of it And then the rest of it is like It's like rubber bands And like old meat And like Evening cards and shit

And EBT It's a really Fuckin There's any fucking thing They can't put together To put together Dude I saw I saw like

I saw one once where Like part of it was like a comb with no teeth You know like a like a like a black plastic stick and I was like oh my god These things are vile And then if you've ever seen a baby pigeon too like baby pigeons are fucking really Like they are the ugliest I struggle to imagine an uglier creature that isn't from the sea You know, like it's

Like And they got their fucking mouth open Ah! You know what they look like? They look like fucking that, oh my God, that Muppet who's an alien. Gonzo? Yeah. They look they literally like straight up for real look like if Gonzo was purely like if you ran.

If you ran. Gonzo's image through like an AI filter that made it like HR Geiger. Like that's that's like what a fucking baby pigeon is. It's really gross I hate them, they're so disgusting I want everybody I want everybody listening to this episode to Google baby pigeons

Because I guarantee you You will be fucking staggered It would be like if you looked up Baby Lion And the fucking, you know that droopy-faced fish was what came up It was crazy Pigees and doves are the same birds

You're fucking out of your mind No A little bit Doves are just white pigeon Yeah, I love That's not true I love doves. I mean, they're definitely

The pigeon family That's not true No, they're just white pigeons That's not true Dead serious That's not true I think they're in the pigeon family Aren't they?

They're just yeah They're just white pigeons Nope Oh my God This image is so fucking I mean some of them I'm looking at some of them They look stupid as hell

The second image When you Google baby pigeons It's like It's this It's this pigeon Doing this like Like Emperor Cusco Like fucking dance

Or something Like in front of a black background, it is heinous. Bro, serious, man. Look at the doves and pigeons are pretty much the same thing. Nah, I don't believe you. Make your heartbreak. I don't believe it.

Look, man, a domesticated pigeon is fine, man. They're actually really useful, in fact. Do you know that if, did you see that study where they took a bunch of pit, like, they took a bunch of baby pigeons and they put them in the wild and they grew to like fucking insane sizes? What? They're like a, they're like the size of fucking roosters. aren't pigeons always in the wild?

I guess. No, they're not in the wild. You're not going to find a pigeon in Africa, dude. You're not going to find a pigeon in the Amazon. I guess, I guess if you take them out of like inner cities. I guess that makes sense. I mean, because it's the same thing with like pigs. Or like you see like a wild pig that's all hairy and has tuskin shit.

And when you domesticate them, that's the pigs that we know in slaughter. They're just domesticated. Wild pigs are so different from like a standard pig. in a while turned into like a warrior and the people get so fat they can't walk and it's like what is this dude I don't what the meat if you feed them meat they go fero dude pig's so fucking good man like I had a

there's a new Hawaiian place I just opened up and god damn it's like it's like a pooled pork but whatever they call like Kalua chicken or Klua pig or whatever and it was the best pulled pork I've ever had like better than like Garnitha's so good Do you have, have you ever had authentic pulled pork where they, they cook the pig alive and then you actually have to pull the pork off the pig? I would never do that.

Guy couldn't be around for that. They cooked the pig alive and everyone just standing around and listen to the big squeal. I saw a guy. Ew. Fucking Derek moved so quick because that's what they do. And I hate it. It was just so accurate. I hate that.

You just imagine someone's, imagine. you go to your friend I was like hey dude I'm having a barbecue you want to come over it's like yeah for sure dude you get there you got to stand on oh we're about to cook the pig it's like cool the pig

comes in alive he's like um okay and then they put the pig on the stick and they start cooking it and it's squealing and everyone's just making small talk while the pig is squealing getting cooked alive

and you're just like but you try it's the best you ever had in your life, though. It is amazing. That's a fresh, died in pain. That's why it tastes so good. How are things going with you and Deborah? It's like, well, you know, I'm just not feeling like,

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Yeah, just fucking have it a nice class of. I love that idea. Champagne. That's awesome. I feel like it's chilling. I thought it was, like, universally understood that the chemicals released in animals in distress make the meat taste worse.

So the people that do shit like that, like I think about, I think about, which I still think is insane that people are still able to do it. And I think most places is cooking seafood alive where they're just like, doom, doom, and they just throw it in there and shit. They're like eating it alive too. It's insane. Oh, fucking motherfuckers on another side of the world that just eat shit alive. That is, it's.

Asia's crazy, bro. Dude, I saw a baby. I saw a two-year-old. I saw, dude, I saw a two-year-old in Australia eating the face off of a baby, a live baby kangaroo. I don't think that's real. I don't believe that because a two-year-old, a two-year-old is so much

weaker than a child kangaroo. No, no, no, no, it was they sedated it. They sedated it. It was a satir-it, it was a dry, it was a roofied kangaroo. A kangaroo, what a kangaroo could do to a two-year-old would be hilariously. When it has the Kaubis, Kats be special, man. I mean,

I get it. You can get after it after that. Yeah. No, a kangaroo would, What a kangaroo could do to a child is fucking kangar ridiculous. It's pretty wild seen. It's fucking scary. It is fucking scary. Dude, you know they have talons? Yeah.

I had no fucking clue about, I knew, I've known for a while, but like when I first found that out, like that blew my mind. They could disembow you like if they wanted. So I saw. And they could punch you. Don't fuck your ass up. So I saw this video a long, long, long time ago, Ebon's world. When animals attacked. Why is he fucking lying?

With this kangaroo We walked up to some guy And it was calm And a guy was like playing with the kangaroo Like making noise And like trying to like You know He's being a stupid person

We're on a kangaroo Yeah, fondling its balls And the kangaroo grabbed the front of him And ripped his stomach open And then hebbity hopped away And that was the first time I really saw a kangaroo

Not be animated And I was in shock I was like What the fuck? I got to say then People nature is fucking scary

okay like I don't know where people get this idea that like that like oh nature is like this this wonderful

like dude nature is fucking evil but we have to respect it and I don't respect it that's the thing it is a wonderful it's beautiful nature is like a fucking

poltergeist man like there's nothing everything about it is fucking wrong and like when we when we found when we found right when we found found out how to build big boxes that we step inside of to shield us from it.

That's when everything became okay. Yes, sir. Before the big boxes with the holes to go in the boxes, we were fucking derelict. I think nature is beautiful, but I think, like, at the same time. You think that what about nature is beautiful? Like, saying a little bit, like, baby animals, like, follow their parents. Seeing, like, elephants remember places after, like, years of going there. you know, sing like orcas like swim, you know, got long things in the comeback.

How did you feel if you had a little baby and then a mosquito bit its head and filled its head with 40% liquid? Yeah, I know. That's, it's crazy. That's terrifying. Is it beautiful? Is it still? Are you looking at it? Are you looking at it?

You're like, oh, how beautiful. Look at nature at work. No, no. My little baby has a 40% waterhead because a fucking mosquito couldn't mind its own business. No, that's obviously. It's a coin. There's beauty and terror in it at the same time, you know. There is beauty, you know.

There is beauty in like beautiful geysers. In rainbows, in rainforest, you know. See, but that's what I think you're trying to separate the two, and I think they're the same. I don't think there's beauty and terror in nature. I think the beauty is the terror. And people just decide to see it in such a way that it's like, oh, well, I can't be scared because being scared would be scary. So I got to be appreciative. No, I think that's a geyser.

Dude, a geyser, a geyser by itself is fucking terrifying. Do you know that when they finish geising, if you get too close, the disproportion, like the shunting of space will pull you in? That is crazy. That's what I'm talking about, man. That's what I'm fucking talking about. It's like, oh, look at this beautiful little fucking water thing. Or like, oh, look at the worms in the fucking glacier or whatever. It's like, why are there worms?

I saw this white girl get absorbed by a fucking geyser. She got Kirby sucked in by her geys and I was like, well, she is in the planet now. Goodbye. Good. Dude, how many people do you think a year die from fucking, not glacier, geyser-related injuries? All I know is that every, 100% of them deserve it. That's all I know. Yeah, nobody steps on a geyser accidentally.

Yeah, like you're that close to something. Like, you deserve it. It's like seeing the dumb assholes that they're in, they're not supposed to be near the animals that they're like, say in certain areas like that in national parks and all this shit. And then they're like, I'm going to go over here and fuck with like this giant animal, like a buffalo or whatever the fuck.

And then they get destroyed. Destroyed. Like there's videos of this. And it's like, how arrogant are you? What do you think is going to happen? It's the assumption. We as humans think that like,

we forget that we are also part of nature, but without our tools, we are very, very, very, very killable. We're extremely, we can't climb real fast.

We can't jump. We can run for a long time, but only if we train that. We don't have that innate ability anymore. To run for like an hour, 45 minutes anymore. We lost that train because we sit down and we do shit like this. So when you go up to like a bear.

Have you seen a bison in person? Like, why would you feel like, oh, it's fuzzy? I guess it's, it'll, not everything will be fine where it literally, it could crush you without even trying. You could accidentally just bump you and you'll break your arm or something. It turns just head hard enough and it stabs you, you die. It's so crazy. If it looks to the side too quick, just to say hello, it could kill you. Dude, even a domesticated horse, horse intimidate me because it just, all it has to do is just get frightened for something.

something happens something goes wrong all of a sudden you're near it and you're dead you're fucking dead i don't understand how those animals aren't frightened 24 seven with the with the amount of with the amount of things going on around them that they clearly don't understand right even slightly like i don't understand how they aren't a frantic mess 100% of the time if i was a horse i would not have stopped kicking i would still be kicking to this day i would be kicking in a fucking circle, you'd have to get the fucking national guard to stop me if I was a horse.

That shit intimidates me, man. Anyway. Same with a dog it's too big. Even a dog, some Scooby-Doo type dogs, or I'm like, I hope this guy did a good job raising this motherfucker. Oh, fuck. Yeah, a lot of it is scary at all of me. Like, most of the time

dogs are really not trying to bother you. Well, sometimes you have, I just have shitty owners. I was walking around. I was walking around yesterday. I went to go get sushi and then I was walking back and I found this dog. This, this, and it was this raggedy looking like little dog. And it was like kind of like eating off of a bush.

And I was like, what the fuck is going on? And I thought like, oh, is it lost? Because it looked raggedy. And then I called its name and it had a collar. And I was calling. I was like doing like, hey, you know, like that that inflection that you do. to get a dog's attention, even if you're not sure what its name is.

It's like, hey, hey, and no response at all. In fact, it looked at me, walked away, and kept looking back at me to see if I was like a threat. And I was like, I was like, dude, I don't know what to do about this. Because it's clearly got a collar. It's clearly someone's dog.

But I don't want to get near this thing. Yeah. Because I'm fucking worried. Like, I don't know how fucking, it's not acting. It's not acting. acting like a person's dog. It's acting like a person's dog who's been on the street for fucking months. And I decide like I can't. I'm like I can't. I have to at least get the collar

just to see what it is. And so I crouch over it and then it turns out it's it's some guy who does has like a dojo. It's his dog was just wandering around outside and he walked back in and it was like okay. It looked like it looked like a dog that was down on its luck. Dude it really I can't even express to you. I don't know I should approach you. It just didn't react like a kind dog or like a dog that it didn't react like a dog that wasn't mid survival

you know like it you could tell it was like in survival mode and I was like what the fuck and then it wasn't gross so which which was concerning to me you know it's gross even in moments like that they still kind of want to be your friend you welcome to and it's like fucking starving and kind of angry like wild like people like the Caribbean is like this wild dogs and the dog is like aggressive

and then give a little bit of food and it's like guide, I fuck with you. Where do you want to go? I'll go where you want. As long as you give me food again, I'm down. I'll kill someone for you. I'll hate someone else's life for you. Unless they give me food.

Then it's a little different. It's a little different. Then it's up in the air. It don't matter. It don't matter. None of this matters. So, oh yeah. What should we do?

Threads is a thing. And blue sky is a thing. Twitter's dying. I think Twitter's trying to sue fucking meta now. Why? Because they copied Twitter or whatever. What the fuck are you? doing.

At least try to be more subtle about it, man. Dude, that was awesome. I love that. I love that we got that. That's awesome that we got that. Just trying to open a bag of, you got, dude tried to open a bag of fucking gushers. Like, lay it down on, keep it laid down on the table,

slightly open it, slightly put your hand in it. But this motherfucker takes it and it's like, like, like, like, you know what I do? It's a cupcake. What I do? I can't, I can't open it. It's a cupcake. Yes, you can't.

You got to be involved with those openings. No, dude, I am the, look at, see, I have, look, I have gram crackers right here. So when you do graham crackers, you got to slightly just slightly slide it out. But for the cupcake, I have to, at some point, do this and bite it. Yes, that's fine. What I don't want to hear, I don't want to hear the bag rustling on the fucking podcast. You know what I do? You know what I do?

You know what I do? You know what I do sometimes? Like, sometimes on sacred. and if I get up and I haven't had enough time to really eat anything, I'll pour like a little thing of cereal and I'll like, I'll sneak individual pieces. Yeah. And I'll just let them like dissolve.

Like jawbreakers. Yeah, because I can't crunch them. Yeah. You know? You just put them in your mouth and leave them there. You just got to lean back just enough and then you can kind of slightly crunch it. Yeah, but I don't want to run the risk. You're right.

You're right. You're right. You just let it bathe in your tongue a little bit. Honestly, dude, it's kind of not bad. You guys hear me pull it out of its package. No, I didn't hear it. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. You just got a little bit of finesse, man.

See, Derek's an expert. You can't just go fucking, this motherfucker just grabs the bag. And he's just like, I don't care, I'm hungry. You might as well been playing fucking Donkey Congo while you were fucking biting that cupcake. See, you got it. He's the loudest fucking thing in the world. Now, motherfuckers didn't even know that you're eating the cream. Now, Kingston, you said you wanted to talk about something.

What would you want to talk about? speak your mind hurry up I was wondering I was wondering about the state of China all right listen the threads I don't know whatever

there's a new Twitter we'll see how it goes I hope they crush Twitter but then there's some problems right it's probably gonna at most it'll just like weaken Twitter a little bit I'm not gonna do anything

fine like I personally I've stopped going on Twitter honestly Like, I don't, like, I just don't care about it anymore at all. Because, I don't know, maybe you can relate to this, too, Derek. But, like, there's just no real... You get nothing as a creator from being on Twitter, really at all. Like, there's, if you put a link out for, like, hey, I got a new video up, virtually no click-through on anything on Twitter.

Almost nothing. It's pointless. If you look at, a great example is that sound of silence clip that I put, and then I put the link in the, and it, there is tens of thousands of views. What do we got? Damn, and I just saw it. There's probably, like, just on this clip alone, like the amount of viewers, 46,000 people saw it, you know, on average, that's obviously an average.

Yeah. The video itself, clickable video, has, like, three times less than that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not even, people don't click very well. The only thing that I got from it was David Draben, saw it and to me I'm like that was worth doing it. That's cool yeah yeah that's it. But I mean like but I mean

generally for most things that's not even like something that's applicable like you're not going to have like nothing So it's not working it did not help boost my fucking Yeah What really really cemented it for me is like I had Probably the most viral tweet that I will ever have in my life

with this fucking grandmother encased in resin thing Like that thing I think the last time I checked, it was like, it's been freebooted like a million times. It has like, I think between all of the repost of it, it's like literally like 170 something million views or something, like some fucking insane number, right? Yeah, yeah. Translated absolutely nothing to me. Like, means absolutely jack fuck. Yeah. You know? And so much of it was like, and so much of it like cropped my name out or even if it did have my name in it, it didn't matter because no one fucking, like,

They're not going to make the way back to your account. No, it's a point. It's a pointless. Yeah, they're just going to stick with the things that curate those highlights. So it's like, whatever, man. Twitter is a messaging platform at this point. Like, I think I'm going to go, like, read only on it. Like, I don't see the point in posting, really.

Unless I have, like, some joke that I think is really only Twitter-specific. Yeah. I don't really see a point in doing it anymore. Twitter's become kind of butt lately. It's just not a good app anymore. And, dude, there's still. so many fucking bots it's insane I can't I can't express

I know people are like oh you want fix the box things like dude no it is so much worse than it has ever than I ever remember being like maybe it was worse in like 2012 you know yeah yeah for me bro I keep getting these bots that I'm like hey single mom looking for action 7015 dollars and I send them the $15 obviously

and then you shit do they and then nothing happens that's some absolute bullshit Dude, I'm looking through my message request right now. I'm looking through my message request right now. It's just this shit. Yeah. Or like, like, or just some, some vaguely,

some vaguely female presenting profile picture says, hey, I'm kind of interested in everything that is unknown to me. I've gotten this exact message. Hey, I am kind of interested in everything that is unknown to me. Like a million. What the fuck you talk about, bitch? And she didn't send me shit back. Dumb bitch.

It's so, like, it's so many of these. Yeah. In languages I don't speak. Mine always have only fan links at the, the bottom that, you know, obviously they're just bought it only.

Yeah, it's like some lady will be like, this account is giving over free pussy pics. And like, sometimes I'll respond, like, no way, really? Like, fucking what?

Shit, bro. And I blocked, like, it sucks. Dude, it sucks because I generally have a rule where, like, I don't really block anybody on Twitter. Like, I don't. Um, because I just don't care enough. But I've blocked so many accounts because it's just spam. And dude, for a while, too, like, even before Elon, there were, and I showed you these, too, where, like, they would, there were these tweets that bots would spam of just a screenshot of Elon Musk's Twitter from, like, two. 2010 or something.

Do you remember these? No. I literally sent them to you. But like we had this conversation before. Like everybody, because everybody was like, what, because everybody was like,

what are you talking about? I swear to you. They're not there anymore. Now it's just replaced with like a million other fucking random bots. But, uh, I don't know, man.

It's, it's a mess. Threads is, is cool. It's fine. It's just, it's got no. The best thing about it is it's got Instagram integration.

So like all of your Instagram followers basically pull over to that. Right. pretty convenient. That's a massive advantage because the hardest thing about starting a new social media platform or going on a new one is starting from nothing. And now there's a lot of people not starting from nothing. This is so convenient to the point where like, yeah, we've worked, you and I have, we've all gained an audience and this P2P connection that now remains just by signing up for this thing.

But there's a couple of things, obviously, that are stupid. Like the news feed right now is like 90-something percent just random people. Yeah, not the people you don't know. Yeah. Which is a giant mess. The fact that you can't delete your threads account without deleting your Instagram, which is, yes, that is a thing. That is the dumb.

I'm like, I was like, if they want to grow, the fact that you can't delete your threads without deleting your Instagram is fucking insane. something that obviously... That's it. That's crazy too because you can delete your Facebook without deleting your Instagram. Exactly. So what it seems like right now to me is something that they're going to change later. But they're doing it right now to just have the numbers stay so boosted that nobody,

anyone who creates an account right now is not going to delete it because they're not going to delete your Instagram. Which is still fucking just bullshit to me. And I feel like that's going to be enough of a reason for some people not to sign up. And I'm like, bro, just let just fucking stop. Stop being an asshole. The thing I like about it, though, is that I have no fear of being banned from Twitter anymore. Well, because I just don't care. Because, one, I don't care.

If I need to post somewhere, I have a place to post. And, like, I probably won't even, really. So, like, to me, it's just like, I really want to post some out-of-pocket shit on Twitter. And, like, for the next, like, week, I just want it to be, like, really. I really want to also, but I, like, I want to also, but at the same time, I'm just like, I got to keep my, I got to, like, Like I had a really funny end of Pride Monchoke ready that I wanted to use, but I was like, nah, I'm not going to do that. What was it? You can tell it here.

It's a safe space. No, I can't. Come on. Come on. I'm like, Pride Mon, fuck the thing is so proud of. Fuck they do. And then I had another one where it was just like, I was going to be like, not a that's over. I was going to tweet it at 12.

It's like, I'm not at that's over. That's funny. The second one's funny. But I was just like, no, I'm not going to do that. Because, like, there's, you hear about the Supreme Court shit, right? Which, uh, I don't know, which one. Which one? It's a lot of shit.

You're legally capable, uh, by law to, uh, exclude trans people from certain things. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like, it's like the cake thing, right? It's like the cake thing, yeah. Yeah, like that's not good. That's really not good. Like, I'm a Christian bigot and I don't want to serve your kind and it should be my rise of American.

That made me really sad. So I'm not going to tweet those jokes. It's not the time. Yeah, I guess. The Supreme Court's going hard on the paint on catering to bigots right now. I don't like it because it's like what. The whole thing is that like

the argument that they're trying to use contradicts what law should be in the modern day the separation between church and state. So that means that there is no reason to They want a theocracy. They want a theology, though. I've spoken to a number of, like, genuine Republicans,

and they don't believe in the separation of church and state at all, like, genuinely. They want a theocracy. They don't, they never, like, they'll ignore. It's all cognitive disresence. They will literally say that, like, it means something else. Like, it doesn't mean that, it doesn't mean that it, it means, um, I don't, I don't remember what their fucking excuse was, because it was too illiterate to pay it. It was like the dumbest fucking explanation I ever.

It's always something. It's really terrifying. It's always something else. Yeah. Whatever doesn't work. It doesn't work. It's just something. It's like,

all the founding fathers are so great and this and this and that. But Thomas Jefferson wrote a book taking all the gay-ass miracles out of fucking Christianity because he's like, that shit's dumb. That shit's stupid as hell.

These teachings, it's called the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. And he took out all the retarded miracles because he's not a fucking child. And then, but at the same time, you know, they'll still revere all those motherfuckers. even though those people were like connected to, you know,

Illuminati type stuff where they weren't so, like God was a concept and not a big guy with a beard or some shit. But like, it's just whatever they wanted to be. And I've accepted that at this point where Gen Z will take care of everything. We failed as millennials. We accept that that we failed this country. We did not do anything. We were too apathetic.

Gen Z seems way more interested. And I'm like, take care of business, guys. That's true. We shouldn't just be like we give up because very soon people of our age are going to, the millennials are going to start taking office very soon. Like in like 10, 5, 10 years. I feel like a lot of millennials kind of are not signing up for the job. And, and then Gen C is going to pour in their way more.

I just, just from like, no, I understand what you're saying. We're up next almost, you know. I'm not giving up. I'm just saying, look, I'm not giving. I'm just saying as a collective, we didn't. We were way to, we recognized that we got screwed over and it made us so apathetic and jaded. And so we were too busy, we were too busy making fun of fucking, we were too busy making fun of shit that like really didn't matter at the end of the day. Instead of like making fun of shit that really mattered.

Well, I'm not, I just, it was so easy to make fun of the dumb shit, you know, it was so easy. But then it's like, oh, no. The thing to, the thing to me was just like, it's, you know, I, I don't have faith in, I don't have faith in any generation after this, to be honest. I think, I think everything is. faith in Gen Z, man. They're kicking ass. They are definitely more intelligent than we are. I hate to admit it. I hate to give them that, but they've definitely proven based on their actions as a whole group that they are more

intelligent. They're way more involved. They're way more involved. The activism on TikTok and all these dumbass apps is like nothing I've ever seen before in my lifetime. And I feel good that because they have a little bit more self-preservation than us, that they'll take care of business at the end of the day. they seem way more interested in like fixing things than us we're kind of like we're kind of like we're like ah se la vi we're like ah yeah you know like fucking we have the world explodes uh you know like later what are we going to do and they're like well let's actually try to not have it happen

i'm like hey we put fingers they're just like well we could probably fix it but we put your fingers it like yeah yeah yeah i think everybody i think everybody assumes that or i think everybody assumes that the next generation is going to fix it it just never, it's just never true. It's just literally, it has never happened ever. There has been no generation like Gen Z that has been, because they never had the power of the shit that they have now.

There's never been anything like that. They still don't really have the, like they still don't though. Well, they are because Gen Z people are fucking adults now. Not all of them, but they're getting up there. Like, they're going to start affecting policy and they're not going to put up with this fucking lobbying shit. I don't think they are. I can be totally wrong

But I feel like it's you are a millennial And you are apathetic I get it I am I am jaded is what I am I'm not apathetic I'm very I'm I'm pathetic I'm not pathetic Look man I was so fired up in my 20s

And then I became jaded too I like 100% But I would say I'm not jaded yet I still believe in good things But the thing is that I'm fucking crazy Dummy You fucking dummy Crazy so that's the thing

It's like I start Or when I start care too much I get sad and sick. I have to stop caring. The thing that I believe is genuinely like the biggest problem. And it seems like a small problem, but it affects the way that people communicate, is the focus on language above...

Context? Material action. Like, I feel like... It reminds me of... There's like a famous Carlin bit that I love to this day where he talks about soft language and the avoidance of talking about

like real things in in blunt terms to avoid like the political correctness kind of thing. Yeah it's not even that though it's because political correctness is one thing because it's like I don't even necessarily think that that's like a left or right thing like the rights inherently politically correct

in the sense that like it's it has no partisanship yeah yeah it's all fucking bullshit but like to me it's just like dude we really got to we really got to be able to just say like just blunt shit because we're not

we're not going to we can't communicate otherwise there's like a lot of people who talk past each other because like their understandings of the same concepts are like different and then they get hung up on talking about

it's so much semantics you know like where it I don't know man I think that's going to be big sticking point where it's like they do have a lot of they do have a lot of potential but they they've got to fucking but i just i don't know man you got to drop the fucking you see the writing on the wall language i just see i see the the soft that i agree with that i just one thing that i've

just seen though the writing on the wall of the reality of what's been happening because of like strategic long game politics and lobbying and shit and us just being kind of like hopeless or seeing it as hopeless, like this is bullshit, this is the system. I see these motherfuckers being like, we're going to infiltrate the system. I see like, I see people, like, I watch some political shows and I see like a care, a self-awareness that I've never seen before that I feel like when we're in our 40s and shit, we're going to see these motherfuckers really start to like not put up. There's going to be like a billion, you know, people on the right may not want to hear this.

was there's going to be like a bunch of AOC types. Aggressive, aggressive, like, aggressively progressive people that are like, hey, people need health care and they need this and they need that. Like, they're getting involved. Right. But, like, we'll see what the fuck happens. I can be one billion percent wrong. The thing that's going to be nice.

The president becomes Ronald McDonald or something. Like, that could be totally wrong. They'd resurrect Ronald Reagan as Reagan too somehow. Is that, like, no. The thing that's going to be. nice for them is that there's a lot of people who have been in power for a very, very long time throughout our entire lifetimes who have been

very old the entire time. And at some point during their tenure, like a lot of these people are going to fucking die and it's going to be great. That's going to be nice. We didn't unfortunately have head off. We did not have that opportunity. Glory, glory of that great calling.

But like, you know, they'll... Everyone that makes over $3 million in salary just starts dying. Eat your children. They just start dying rapidly. For real, though, like, dude, like, some of the people in government are so, like, are so phenomenally old that it should, it should be fucking illegal for them to hold that on. Who is that shit that had like a brain something happen to her?

Oh, I don't know. Fuck, who is she? She was, some, I, damn, I can't even remember. There's this, there's this fossil right now that is in Congress that had some trouble to the point where someone asked her, I wish I remember her name. Dan Feinstein? That sounds right. That sounds right. She's 89, by the way.

And she had something happen to her, like her brain or some shit. And she was out for a while. And some people asked her like, hey, like, does it feel good to be back? And she legitimately, no cap was like, what are you talking about? I never left. Like she, not even jokingly, she is so out of her mind that she didn't even remember that she was out for a while. And I'm like, that is a useless husk at this point. and they're just keeping her around.

Yeah, I don't know, man. You should be so sad, bro. You should be so bewildered, bro. There really should be an age limit on that stuff. There must be. There needs to be a cognitive of test. There needs to be a test. No, at 65, you're out.

At 65, you're out. Dude, nigga, like, even just like driving, don't they do with driving? Yeah. Past seven, you can't drive on you anymore. Dude, it's, I got to say, man, like, it's, there are so many. So the situation, right, is that you just have these...

I don't know if you guys have been paying attention to the FTC thing that's been happening because Microsoft and the FTC have been kind of fighting in court over the Activision acquisition, which is like one of the biggest acquisitions in fucking history for the games industry. It's like billions and billions of dollars. And so it's going through the FTC. And they are... Like, this corporation is battling with this government agent. And it's not necessarily that these people are old, but like, they clearly don't understand what the industry is.

Because while they're not 89, they're also not young enough to understand what the fuck this even means. Yeah. You know, because they're, the shit that they were asking, like, blew my fucking mind. I couldn't believe. The TikTok thing, that fucking TikTok thing, where they had that guy from Singapore there to ask me a question, he was like, Oh, yeah, yeah, does it use, he was like, do you guys not know what we're talking about? When they were like, does it, does it connect to my, does it connect to my internet?

My Wi-Fi. My Wi-Fi. Can it download my medicine off my Wi-Fi? You lying, you lie an Asian bastard. He's like, are you guys stupid? He was looking like, yeah, if you're home and connect to your Wi-Fi, like, what the fuck are you asking me? It's an insane question.

It's a question that only somebody who's too old to be doing. this job is going to ask. Like, I'm sorry. Like, you can't, bro. If you don't understand what Wi-Fi is. Does it steal my Wi-Fi? It's like, doesn't necessarily steal it. It connects to it. Guys, did you see, I forgot this happened. Did you see

RFK Jr. went on Joe Rogan's podcast? And this guy, look, people say not to make fun of his voice. Robert, uh, Robert, uh, Robert, uh, Jr., yeah. Yeah. Dude, that guy sounds like his, that guy sounds like his dad was a cigar. man.

Like I... Is that JFK's kid? No. Robert. It's Robert Kennedy's kid. Robert Kennedy Jr. Robert Kennedy Jr. Robert Kennedy Jr. is

James K's kid. My apology. I made a mistake. Whatever. I love it. I love it. But like, yeah, people say not to make fun of his voice,

but there's a filter. Whatever. Fuck you. There's a filter on, um, TikTok or Instagram, whatever that makes you sound like, uh, like that's how this motherfucker

talks. too. He's like, oh, he, go, la, la, and I was like, dude, this is crazy. I don't know

how he does that with his voice, but anyway. This guy, he sounds like he gives speeches the way SpongeBob laughs. If people haven't heard, go listen to this guy speak.

He, I can't believe the shit that he said, but mostly I can't believe Joe Rogan's reaction. This guy was like, Wi-Fi opens up the blood brain barrier

and it gives you tumors. It's called leaky brain. We call it leaky brain. And then Joe's, like, is that real? And then they find a website that supports that fucking bullshit crazy bad shit thing. One website, like

Jamie's like, oh, I don't know if this is real, but there's a website that says this. And then Joe goes, oh my God, we got to get rid of Wi-Fi. And I was like, I was like, I can't believe this is happening. This fucking dumb asshole lawyer, and he goes,

I have like 200 people that are cases have brain tumors behind their here and if they would just hear our case it would be over and I'm like what the fuck does that even mean it's the Wi-Fi the Wi-Fi's coming and got you this nigga

literally said Wi-Fi is opening up the blood-brain barrier and causing what you would call leaky brain which destroys the mitochondria then you get and I'm like Wi-Fi I was like nigga he said he had like 200 cases and I'm like Do you use the word mitochondria

talking about blood? Bro do you know what else he said he said this a long time ago. He said AIDS isn't, you don't get HIV the way that you think you do. You get it through debauchery gay shit and fucking, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, literally, there is him saying this. And Joe Rogan's like, I'm going to get this going to fucking podcast. We got to hear, we, we got to hear this guy's opinion on the blood-brave barrier. It's the funniest shit. And then there's a, uh, a, uh, a, uh, actual virologist.

There's this guy who's actually like, this guy was taking the power away from like, because you know the companies with Pfizer and shit, they wanted to patent all the vaccines and make everybody pay and all this shit. But this one guy, this one scientist, he's working with vaccines that patent free and gave him to a lot of third world countries.

So he's helping fight the big pharma. But everybody, all the conspiracy theorists are against him because they're retarded. and they're like, Joe Rogan literally asked this guy, you should come on to debate RF Kennedy Jr. And this guy's like, no!

I'm not going to debate this fucking crazy asshole. Like, he's not, but like literally Joe came out because that guy was saying, Joe, this guy's been talking shit about me and people are literally showing up to my house now, harassing me because you had him on the podcast. And it was the wildest, thing I've ever seen of like I can't believe this is this feels like AI to me like a scenario

that yeah that I was like oh this that's not real somebody made this whole thing Joe Rogan died many years ago and he's been replaced by uh uh Joe Rogan like some AI Joe Rogan or something I don't know what the I don't know if it's CTE I don't know if it's hold on hold on what the bro where's your fucking mic what are you doing what is he doing what is he doing what you're talking and your mic's nowhere near you. The moment Joe Rogan said he hated California for the policies, I was like, he's gone. He's gone now. Now he's really gone.

He's, I, full, when he, when he said, quote, we got to get rid of Wi-Fi, end quote, I was like, he is officially not. Yeah. I just don't even. You're beyond the, you're at the event horizon, man. Like, if you're at a point where. you're like, if you think Wi-Fi is like leaking people's brains into their blood brain barriers or whatever the fuck, it's like you're out of here, man. Like you're gone. It's too much.

It's over. You're a fucking, you're a Mr. Crocker now. Like you're just, you're fucking. I don't know, dude. I don't know. I've never really had that much of an issue with Joe Rogan just because I don't really listen to him and I don't really care. But like, he's off the fucking plot. I think.

And you know what's crazy. It's like there's all these health problems that are. happening, right? Where it's like, I don't know, man, just different types of sicknesses kind of showing up. And everybody's like, oh, it's the fucking vaccine. I saw a good joke like a couple of weeks ago about like the submarine was vaccinated and that's why it imploded. But like, but like, that's great. I like everybody's like, oh, it's the vaccine's doing this. And it's like, bro, have you just not considered the fact that there's like plastic in all of our rain now or like any number of other things that are wrong like the fact like when i saw that

like that news award that said there's plastic in the rain i was like you've got to be fucking kidding it's everywhere that is insane it's everywhere that's great bro i don't know i don't no no no no no it's not insane in the sense that it can't possibly be it's insane in the sense that it's gotten to a point where that's even possible like that that that would be like that that would be like oh yeah that tree is part Volvo like what the fuck do you say to that that's crazy the moment I stopped being

when I found out there was a there were trash islands in the ocean and one of them is the size of Texas if not bigger I was like oh okay that sounds I don't know of Texas look it up bro that sounds unbelievable I think it's much bigger than Texas

But look it up, bro. No way it's bigger than Texas. Texas is huge. But I do, it is big. Let's see. It is big. Trash island size. Let me see.

Yeah, the first thing that pops up is saying size of Texas, size of France. Let's see what happens. The estimate's size of the garbage patch is 1.6 million square kilometers or kilometers, however you want to say it. About twice the size of Texas. Twice the size of Texas and three times the size of France. That's why I know you guys said that. There was no stress in my face because I saw that. I was just like, oh.

The fact that it's twice the size of Texas made me like, like what? So is Texas just not as big as I think it is? Texas is huge. Texas is massive. Texas is bigger than most countries. Texas is bigger than France. Oh, isn't there that website real size? So you can see the rest of the time?

Texas is huge. Texas is a, you know. True size. of, yeah. Guys, Texas is bigger than France. Yeah, that's to put in perspective, right?

Yeah, yeah, but, yeah, okay. And France is bigger than most of the countries near it. There's a great fucking, like, right off the Pacific. What's right by, dude, Hawaii must smell like shit, man. It's right by Hawaii. That's crazy.

That's crazy that something that big would be that close to Hawaii. I can't believe I didn't know about this massive garbage patch. I knew about it. There's three of them out there. I know. I knew about it.

I didn't know it was that big, though. Told you. I mean, yeah, you're right. Yeah. Wow, dude. Yeah, because there's a graph showing how big it is, comparative. And I'm like, you can fit like. That's been in my brain.

That's been in my mind. First of all, it's been that size bigger than Texas since I was in sixth grade. Okay. So it's just been there. That's bigger than probably. And you think this is, I was just actually thinking about this earlier about. about twice besides Texas. I heard Joe can say another thing.

And this is kind of relevant because he was saying that all of this shit that people are outraged about, like the blood light thing. Like, I think it's like a conspiracy. If you're conspiracy-minded, it's a distraction. And I was just thinking, finish that thought, though, like a distraction by whom? Who's doing it?

Like, because it's, he's consuming media that's telling them these things, right? Like, that whole blood light thing only happened because there was a trans influence. that had a post, one Instagram post, that I'm like, how did any of these people find out about this shit? Somebody was like content farming, whatever the fuck they were doing, and then they blew it up, right? It did not need to get as big as it did, and then they boycott it for them to lose billions. And I'm like, imagine if these people put even just 5% of that effort into fighting the oil tycoons.

So those trash islands don't fucking exist. Like just imagine if they cared They care more about a singular trans woman Having a picture of one one beer can Literally one can't even buy it It was an Instagram post not even a commercial They care infinitely more about that dumb bullshit Than fucking three times Texas

Like that's crazy It really it is on the same It is on the same level of like Of back in the day when people would complain about like I don't know Oh, this character and this female character And this video game is dressed too fucking inappropriate Like you know what I mean?

It's like this is so not important at all Not important. Like I don't I don't understand Like why do you care? Right. I don't know. It's difficult for me to fucking fathom. Like I just,

I can't. At the point now, we're at the point now where it's almost like If you're not helping fix these problems Then just delete them. Just delete them. Just like you got you can't be here anymore. I like like it's at the point where it's like you yeah I'm at the point now where like once upon a time

I would be like no you shouldn't just be like threatened violence on people that are in like making things worse you have to inform them why and teach them on they're wrong but it's like at this point now it's just like look if you're not here to make this planet better we're gonna have to put you to sleep I'm sorry I'm sorry everybody well that's the thing it's like everybody thinks they're doing that right And I think that's, I think that's kind of, and also the idea, another problem is that facts don't matter anymore. That when you throw facts at people, people dispute it with half knowledge,

which is the most dangerous thing in the human world is half and half knowledge. And that's become so prevalent with the internet. There's a litany of half information. Like even what's earlier, right? I'm glad we read the statement about the fucking bears, right? But there are so many people that live and swear by these, like these pieces of information that they don't finish looking up exactly why X is caused by Y.

Then it's like, oh, this is just how it is because this. And it's like, no. Yeah, they don't give a shit. No. You have part of why it's that way. I saw that like fucking but-like thing. Or I just heard some shit. I saw that that Greta Thunberg tweeted something out five years ago saying, hey, if we don't start

undoing some of the damage that you know, to the environment like within the next five years, we're pretty much gonna, we're doomed. Like we're pretty much going to, we're fucked. But then some dumb like this libid lives of TikTok chick. She took that tweet

and she's completely retarded so she misunderstood what it meant even though I just told you guys what it is. She said it's been five years Greta Thumburg how come we're not all dead and I'm just like no you don't understand that's an insane. That's not even dramatic that the sea levels don't raise

and the coast is you're trying to make it so the coast doesn't start in Louisiana. That is what we're trying to make it so in 20 years New York doesn't exist anymore. She's so stupid. she completely misunderstood what Greta was saying which is it's not even

it's so it wasn't even complicated it's no no it's yeah it was just one of those things and then guess guess who regurgitated that the number one podcast in the world Joe Rogan you know what I'm saying and this is where it gets so now his tens of millions of fans heard that and they're like oh Greta Thumburg's so stupid

she said we're going to die in five years and I'm like bro it happened it's Al Gore's shit too dude Al Gore came out there, right? He was like, hey, guys, dead serious. This is not funny. It's not a joke. This greenhouse effect is going to fuck us over eventually. And everybody was like, ha, ha, ha, ha.

And we made a joke. Everybody made a mockery of this man. Everyone made fun of this man. Everyone laughed at this man. Well, dude, a lot of it is genuinely just like the people present. Like, because it's, if there are people, unfortunately, who, are just not the best people to deliver information. And I think Al Gore was one of those people where it's like, dude, you really should have had anybody else doing this.

Just a wet paper bag of charisma, dude. Yeah, just the worst kind of like, not like evil or like malicious, but just like a fucking, just, unfortunately, people need to be entertained by the people who are giving them important information. I know that's, that's insane as a concept. That's so stupid. But it's a stupid thing. But it's real. It's why salesmen are salesmen. If someone's trying to give you information, they need to be personable.

And that's what opens them up to receiving information. That's why salesmen are what they are. And salesmen, here's the thing. Salesmen did not come up with the plans. There are people who are crafting things and salesmen now take that information. They sell it to people. Just like there's people that write the plays and there's actors that present the play. So you have presidents that take these ideas from people, so on and so forth.

Yeah, you can't. you can't have the writers act in the show. Because they're just in all like, in all likelihood, because in all likelihood, and in the same way, by the way, that you can't have somebody who's like a scientist or like a virologist who's like very,

very intelligent, jump into a debate. Nail on the head. Because that's not a skill set. That's a different skill set. It's also just the, I mean, I don't know, debates I find pointless. Watching debates. Debates are a thousand percent pointless.

I've been watching debates lately. and the way debates go on, especially the internet era debates, because I watched a few debates back in, obviously back in like Pollyside class, you have to watch debates, right? Right. Where you see like older debates like in the 1970s and 60s that are genuinely respectable encounters. They're actually like people come there. They come with their facts.

They give each other the facts. And it's respectable. Like it's not like any like stupid jab insults. They're just debating. And then whatever happens. with these internet debates. They're horrible. There's people speaking over each other, like, just trying to insult.

It's like, instead of people just being like, hey, look, I'm trying to just get your idea. I don't want to be rude to you. I disagree what you're saying. Let's just have a conversation and figure out if you can find a middle ground on it. Instead, it's like Ben Shapiro-ass motherfuckers that people think are good debating. When all this nigger does is just talk over you and speak and ask the same question over and over again. And people don't answer questions. It's just so.

Right. Like, what is this? You know, the majority report, Emma Viglin, she just came, she went on Tim Poole's podcast. And here's the thing. If you look at, say, moderate people and center left and then people to the left, they all thought Emma crushed and she heavily embarrassed him, which she did. Objectively, if you're being honest, if you watched it, she did a very fucking good job. I didn't watch it. Yeah, but here's the thing.

If you looked at Tim Poole's fans, which I was since I watched so many. clips of that debate. I didn't watch the entire thing. No way. I'm going to watch two hours. Who's it against Timpool versus who? Emma. Emma. She's from Majority Report. And so you just watch clips of it. And like they have clips on their, their own show, a majority report, just discussing it, for example.

And or just, so here's the thing. If you watched Tim Pool, people that are fans of Timple, they think he destroyed her. So at the end of the day. It's a fucking Roershack test, dude. What happened? So like this guy, oh, she. She got embarrassed. Oh, he destroyed her.

You know what the funniest thing of that whole thing? Because there's only one takeaway from that. You don't even have to watch it, guys. So this is how you know Emma embarrassed him. They, okay, they did the show. Tim was like, all right, that was, whatever. Do you want to hang out after? Like, we're going to get some food.

We're going to play some poker and all this shit, you know, at the compound. And she's like, no, I'm like, what the fuck? I'm out of here. He was so mad about that that he came on a show the next whatever day or whatever it was. And was like, yeah, from talking to her, all I could really gather is that she doesn't want to take these sexual explicit things, sexually explicit things out of school. So I can only think she wants to fuck kids. And he just literally calls her a pedophile. And there's this long-haired guy that's on the show that's like, uh, no, no, dude.

Like, you didn't even let her finish talking. He's like, no, no, no. She is. You need to wake up, dude. Like, he was literally being so unreasonable. And he was so mad that he called her a pedophile on the show to let you know. That is someone who lost. The thing about Tim Pool that's confusing to me is that like he operates like a satire and I can't tell.

You know what I mean? How so? Like do you remember that clip of him where he's like, I've had trouble finding like dates or whatever and I've had trouble like. Yeah. And he goes like and I know the problem. I don't know what the problem is, but I know it's not me. It's everybody else. And he says it with absolute sincerity, even though that's like it was.

so on point that I was like, is that a joke? Like, I could, it actually, like, it was so... You've got to be kidding. You've got to be, right? It was just so stupid that I couldn't accept it as real. It should be a joke. And so, I don't know, man, he's... Look, what I think is really happened with Temple,

what I think is really, what I think is really happened with Temple is that he built that compound and he doesn't leave it. And so, like, I just, I feel like he's just surrounded by, you know, people who want his approval in this building that he has absolute autonomy and control over and I think that's fried his fucking brain. I think when you don't spend time with average people and when you don't fucking go

outside and when you just lock yourself in a fucking fortress that I fucking he lives in like a place that solid snake would break Sokolov out of. It's fucking crazy. It's got like two skate parks. It's like this huge way that's like dude

you're out of touch man. Like you're gone. Very much so. Like you're far, far gone. I will say that. And I don't know what's going on. These things that are like,

the world is like, like, it's crazy, man. Like even like right now, right? God bless. The whole woke argument back and forth, right? People, there's this thing going on like in,

people are like, oh, Marvel wokeness. Now, do I do agree, Marvel has a lot of things that they try to push certain characters, certain demographics,

certain places. They've been doing it for a long time. It's not new. It's literature. If people read and existed in a state where they could see things change, actually, and they weren't recently appropriate things. Like, you know, obviously Miles Brown also 2012 was a character pushed forward by Brian Michael Bendis, you know, a color, a black Latino character.

There's characters like, and giant-sized X-Men. Anyone that knows, Derek probably understands this. When they introduced a new team of X-Men, including Wolverina, Canadian, Storm an African woman, proud star, a Native American, Robert DeCosta, a South American. You know, they've been doing something for a long time. But like someone is like, I watched a video with some guy

I was like, Marvel's woke brigade is ruining the Punisher. Punisher used to be a big, a stable of authority. And it's like Punisher has literally never been a character about authority. He hates authority.

He kills cops. He literally kills cooking cops. Yes. It is crazy. It is, that is one of the most crazy things to me is when I see cops with Punisher shirts. That's awesome.

I love that so much. He would have you. Like that honestly That blows my mind I love that So currently right now right He's on They change to puniture style

He is actually currently The leader of the hand right now The opposition group That the Derdum was fighting in the Sure And they were like He's so much less gory He doesn't use guns anymore

And it's like he still uses guns He walked into his fucking His place Where all his guns are And they're all hung up And he talks about how much He loves what they do to people obviously he's running with ninjas now so he's gonna use swords

duh that's granted not to mention in a comic it's literally him shooting some guy in half like an expendable and he changed his symbol to literally like an only mask because he's leading a team of ninjas right now and people are like this is the wokeness changes it's like no it's just change it's just change those people they figured out they figured out

It took them a while Yeah, and it took them a while to figure it out That just basically be Rush Limbaugh Be Glenn Beck They figured it out It took a while But then they're like oh Being outraged by anything you can get your hands on

It makes you that maximizes profits That's all it is because like you said The diversity thing has always happened I always talk about like One of my favorite characters in like animated series It was being John Stewart And I thought I loved how he was I thought I loved he was written.

I thought he was put in great in the show. I'm glad he was there instead of Hal Jordan. And that was literally for diverse purposes. They're like, we need more diversity than just the whole fucking Justice League is being white people. You know, it's funny. You know what they did? First, they made Hal, then they made a redhead, then they made a nigger. And then they made Rick and Kyle.

It's like, damn, bro. We need some more white niggas after that. They're like, all right. We've got down to, we've gone down to what? Now that's to Hispanics. Kyle's Hispanic? Kyle's not Hispanic, but Jessica Cruz and Simon Baz

They're both Hispanics Okay I don't know I don't know what you're talking about You're just talking about the lanterns The new lanterns Oh yeah whatever Yeah they're not even

They're like 10 year old characters They're like oldest shit characters This is you can go back You can keep going back I saw a post I saw a post they were talking about The whole like oh whitewashing I can't remember what it was exactly

But somebody tried to make a point What if What if they made X, um, white. What if they made Nick Fury white?

And then everybody was like, who's gonna tell him? Who's gonna tell this motherfucker? Who's gonna, like just showing you that these guys don't, they don't know shit. They're just trying to get people riled up.

And I wish, um, make Nick Fury. That's crazy. I remember, I remember, dude, I remember back in the day when,

when I was like kind of segueing out of that, uh, out of, uh, out of, uh, political stuff. And people were like,

ask, asking me like, are you gonna talk about comics gate? And I was like, I don't know what the fuck that is. Yeah, what was that? I don't remember. And I also don't care enough about comics to even talk. Like, what the, I don't care.

Do you remember what that was? I don't care who the fuck. No, I still don't know. I still, I had so little interest in it. It's great. I haven't, I can't, I don't. I, the last comic I read was, I think literally like the Spider-Man 2 visual, like, like, the, not, the graphic novelization of the movie. Oh.

Like in like 2005 or something. Like I am not a comics person at all. Like I don't fucking care at all. Fair enough. And so like people are like... The world is making me less and less of a comics person, which is really sad. The people that are writing it, the people that claimed, dude, I was arguing, people on Twitter are saying that Spider-Man is the smartest read Richard than the comics. And I'm like, what the fuck are you guys talking about?

Spider-Man, I don't, I'm not a comic book guy, but like that's even just for. From the sound of that, that sounds like it shouldn't be real. Spider-Man is not even top 50. He's intelligent, 100%. Without a doubt, he's super-intelligent. But, like, this is people that don't know what they're talking about or they're reading things and they're taking their own interpretation out of it. I got to say, man, though, like, it's the web shooters, really.

It's, like, the fact that he made web shooters kind of makes it seem like he is kind of that level of, like, how the fuck do you figure this out? Well, he made web shooters because of the fact that that fit with his motif, but no one else needs web shooters because they can just make better shit than that. Yeah, I know. Because Tony Stark can just make a gun that blows up a city. He doesn't need to make web shooters, you know? I get it.

It doesn't need that. But I always felt like Peter Parker should be like really smart, but not like a fucking, not like this insane, like not like a genius. He's extremely... Peter Parker, I think if Peter Parker was allowed to grow, if his character actually aged, when by the time reaches his 40s, 50s, he might be like top 10, 20 most of the people on the planet.

100%. I give him that. But the Peter Parker we have right now is he's just not that. Yeah. He's got too much in his mind to be a fucking smartest man to planet. I don't know. What?

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And I was like, no. Why would they not believe that? I don't know. I guess it's just difficult to comprehend for them, which I guess. Why would I not? Why would I believe the fact that you have your period every month and you still get mood swings

and you still have your stomach still hurts about it? How do you bleed for five days and you're not dead? What is that? That's magic. That's magic. Shit. All right. Lily's out there in all this shit,

Ro. Previously, all this wild shit. You think she listens to this? Yes, she does. She pretends to listen. She's like, I'm supporting. She'll literally play it for three seconds just so it counts as a play and turns off.

She'll play it on mute in the background while she listens to fucking, I don't know, Lana Del Rey or whatever the fuck she listens to. Dang. What is? I like the And she likes Lana Rae, so that's crazy. Yeah? That's fucking crazy.

I like it more than she does. Yeah. And I really like it that much. That says so much about it. Is Leonard don't write English or is she American? I don't know. I can't tell anymore. The second I found at ACDC was Australian, I lost.

I no longer care, man. Like, that really shattered any expectation that I had. Every time I hear, every time I hear ACDC, I think about talking about that on the podcast. I wake up in a cold sweat every single morning. And when I wipe the calm off my chest from sleep coming. I always think about the fact that ACDC is Australia From sleep coming If you're coming in your sleep

That's crazy, bro Isn't that what a wet dream is? That's never happening before Like actually One time I have one distinct dude There was there I was like, why are my balls frosted So I must have came a little bit bro

It was dope Frosted Frosted there was fucking Ball hair That is such a fucking horrible way to say that It was on my, well, it was on my, there was what I had to, unless somebody literally put frosting or like glaze, like, you know, from a donut. You, I fucking hate you, bro. I put glaze on my ball hairs.

I realize I realized I hate you. During this you speaking, I realized I can't fucking stand you. That shit made me so mad, bro. Hey, man. Sometimes you got to deal with a little bit of glaze on your balls. Anyway, let's move out of some questions. You said my balls were frosted. The Roland Thunder

Road in This is Hey John Halo John Mass Effect and Sween What is something someone insisted What is something someone insisted to you That is the greatest thing ever And when you finally tried it You were woefully underwhelmed

For me I have a friend that swears Mass Effect Andromeda it was good I keep seeing that every once in a while But I just don't trust those people They're the same people that said Walking Dead Season 8 was good And that was torture for me to get through It was absolute fucking torture

Yeah It was it was on par with season 8 of Game of Thrones, but Game of Thrones, season 8 was more disappointed because it was the end of the series. That's it. But the writing was just as bad.

So I don't trust people that say that. People that, Master Effect and Drama had some redeeming stuff within it, but overall, it's just a shit game. It is. It is objectively way, it just,

you can't, if you, have you, have, I want to ask that question. Person that just wrote in, uh, thunder or whatever the fuck,

has your friend played the, the, trilogy because if you compare and contrast you can't say that's a good game. I never played in drama, but I never played it. Yeah, you don't need to. One of my best friends played it. He said it was terrible. You don't need to play it.

You really... There's only like, there was one part where you're like on like an asteroid or something and it looks so fucking gorgeous. That's like the only thing I enjoyed. You're like in the new Mako or whatever the fuck it is. And it's just a gorgeous fucking. I was like, this is awesome. I probably would have enjoyed it if I wasn't so angry at how long I had spent

having no fun getting up to that point. But yeah, I don't know. Something. The thing that comes to mind to me immediately is fucking In-N-Out, man. Like, I ever, dude, In-N-Out was hyped to me so much before I got here. And then I got here and I was like, it's fine. I hear this. The fact that you don't like in and out, like, I understand, like, being like, oh, it's fine.

Because I think it's pretty fine. I want it. This is what I want to know. This is what I want to know. Because I want to know what people I want to know what people want to know what people want What do they expect a good burger? Like what does a good burger taste like to you

For people to say that In and Out is just fine or something I only say that because the way the paddy is prepared Like if you strip everything away Like you can get a fine Dutchman Which is just a patty and cheese That to me is the best patty I've had in any fast food chain

It is salted it is salted correctly it is dripping in this onion oil that it is so good to me and I don't have anything else I'm like what what what go ahead give me like a what you expect from like a fantastic burger

I mean my personal faith I'm not a burger guy in the first place which is also which is something that also kind of plays a part in this right where like burgers are like if I'm really hungry like I have a burger maybe like twice a month like max like I don't

really like max out on burgers unless it's like some barbecue or something where like obviously that's going to bring up the average but generally if I want a burger I'm just I'm not going to go for in and out man I'm going to go for I'm going to go for five guys because I have it so infrequently and five guys the way that those burgers taste to me is like that's that's my ideal burger it's expensive no doubt it's too expensive but I don't have burgers often enough for that to really play a part in it You know what I mean? If I was eating burgers every day or like constantly, like a couple times a week, maybe I'd go to In-N-Out because it would be like a reasonable like quality to budget ratio. But like I just, I don't see anything.

And the fries to me are like really. That's understandable that because I feel like the fries are sticking a meal. I'm talking about like the overall experience of going to In-N-N-Out. You sit in the fucking long-ass line. You fucking get your burger and your fries are. fucking soggy and it's just it's just really underwhelming. Their fries are shit. I like their fries

but they're just a different potato. I'm a potato connoisseur and so I understand that people are used to having a specific type of fries. Usually they're used to having a yellow potato or a gold potato. Yeah. And there's like say five guys uses Russet which is usually like a

baked potato that's like the standard potato. Yeah. And rusted potatoes cook different in oil like they get darkened like as you see in five guys. So that is if you like those type of fries, you know, you'll get the darkened fries with the rusted, but usually the standard is using like a Yukon Gold or something so it doesn't darken when it fries. So that's what people are used to. And then I forgot what the potatoes called that they use in and out, but it's different. And so people are like, what the fuck is this starchy shit? It's so like cardboard. And I'm like, yeah, I get it. If you're not used to eating it, you may not

be into it. So I think that's totally fair. I think it's totally fair. So I realized that so for me personally, right, I like shake shacks burgers more than I like five guys burgers. I think Shake Shacks' burgers are better, but they're still not better. I'm going to tell you how I judge a burger. I judge it on its seasoning. I judge it on its seasoning. And one thing that I feel like, and I feel like they do this purposefully, they don't make burgers too seat on average the most places.

They don't overseen their burgers because they're afraid. And I feel like as a southerner, as somebody who grew up with Southern cuisine, most burgers are under seasoned. I'm talking to five guys. I agree. There's not enough salt. There's not enough pepper. Because all you really need is salt and pepper in a burger.

You can add more shit to it. But the basis is just salt and pepper. Like McDonald's? When I prepare burgers personally, you know, since being Caribbean and Hispanic, right? When you prepare burgers, you have to put onions inside of the burger. Sure. You have to put some saun on it. You got to put a little bit of adobe on there.

Not much. When it comes to red meat, you don't put too much adobe. No, no, you got to keep it light. But you put a little bit of adobe on there. And that's how you cook it. The onions and everything make it taste very good. That's how you prepare it. So when I get a burger outside,

I understand that the burgers that I grew up eating are always going to be better. 100%. I'm never going to have a burger. And from fast food is going to be like, oh, my God, it's delicious. Right, right, right, right. You're not going to have like a Hispanic cookout. Yeah, it's not going to be customized to your liking. Going to Nathan's is never going to be like grilling a hot dog.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Low P, I think Nathan's is better than most hot dogs I've had. But that's just me. I disagree. I like Nathan's a lot. Well, my family would do that. They would, when they make hot dogs, they would do the spiral cut.

They would, they would cut like a spiral into the dog. That way it would, like, grill and you could get like the- 100%. Dude, I want a hot-th. Like, I like hot dogs more than burgers, quite frankly, to be honest. Hot dogs are great. Like, I don't like hot dogs that much. I love a hot dog. I love a good bag.

Like a bacon rat hot dog from the side of the fucking road. Oh, man. Oh, street dogs, dude. Oh, my God. That's the best. That's the fucking best. I got to say something, too, about L.A., man. They got some good street dogs.

They're fucking... I wasn't expecting that from this place. But, like, dude, when I'm, like, when I used to go out to bars a lot, and you'd go outside and there would be some, like, some Asian lady. Some Asian lady. Some Asian lady or some Mexican lady. Like, just definitely not a white person. Outside, with, like, some cart. And they're...

It would be like cooking like his bacon wrapped hot dogs with like all this stuff. Delicious shit. Like, and not just because there's alcohol involved. Like, because I remember I would go and not drink that much at all. Then I would go out and I was like, dude,

this is a fucking good ass hot dog. Dude, I want a bacon dog and a, and a beer right now. I'm going to see what I can do. But that's, but that's another aspect too. It's like when I,

I always, my default burger is a bacon burger. And, and straight up like, and the bacon, they just don't do that. You're absolutely correct. And bacon is so important to a burger.

It really enhances. the paddy. But one thing I want to say, let's move on. People that are listening right now, I would challenge you to do this so you can really see taste the patty. If you get a plain burger, like a cheeseburger, you can have cheese on it. But like just the patty, cheese, and

the bun, so you can really taste the meat because when you have everything else combined, like the salad, it really changes the chemistry of the flavor. So I want you just be able to taste the three main ingredients, usually just bun, meat, and cheese. And really judge the flavor of the burger from

there so you can see. I feel like people would understand more why in and out is so enticing because it's it is salted, heavily salted, and it has a lot of onion nish to it because they just have this huge thing of onion that is just and I think they use that as a base for it to

cook into and it's fucking awesome. I think it's just cheap. I think like I understand the chemistry you're trying to add but it's just cheap. It's just cheap and it's not bad. What do you mean by cheap? Do you mean like inexpensive or it's like cheap like well it's inexpensive because the patties are fucking like nothing

it's very inexpensive even like if the patties were bigger like if you buy like a three by three or four by four and you're like oh it's kind of pricey nobody for three people you like get a burger you get double doubles for three people and you're like oh that's less than twenty dollars you get a whole combination get number one for three be like oh that was affordable yeah that's it it's just so it's it's it's just it's good but it's not great it's not great for me yeah i mean It's fast food still at the end of the day. Yeah, it's fast food. We're comparing fast food burgers.

You know, honestly, we're talking about burgers. You don't get a burger now? It's kind of making me hungry for a burger. I haven't had a burger in three weeks. So it's about that time. Yeah, I'm going to get a good burger. I'm going to get a burger and a dog. I'm going to do both, man.

I don't know where the fuck get a hot dog from in Vegas. There's a Nathan's at a hotel, but it's like $1,000. It was like, fucking like, it was so much. It's a thousand dollars. Can you imagine getting a bill from fucking Nathan's? for like a thousand dollars it's like bro i've been to nathan's twice bro could you imagine

sitting down eating something like that like he doesn't have a restaurant and they come by to give you a thousand dollar check and you see that and you just go i would just be so i would get up and i would leave i would leave it there's no way in the fuck away it's not happening ever yeah no way sorry yeah i'm gonna get you 10 bucks that's crazy i'm going to gordon ramses restaurant for our anniversary

and yeah that's gonna i went there inside of the mall in Vegas i went there fucking mid his shit. That's going to hurt. I mean, he has a bunch of them. I don't know which one. Because there's Hell's Kitchen. There's his steak house.

I forgot what it's called. I went to the house kitchen right across the street from the big Marriott Hotel when I was in Vegas. It was like in the hotel. It was like in like the mall with a bunch of casinos. And it's like right next to an exit. Like if you walk out and you turn left, there's an exit walking right out to where there's like a bunch of escalators and like steps. Yeah, that might be Hell's Kitchen. I think that is Hell's Kitchen actually.

I don't know if that tells Kitchen because you need to make like a reservation Like did you make a reservation like A head? We We waited for like an hour and a half Because I don't know if they do Long time.

But whatever he has like three restaurants in Vegas So you went to one Yeah you probably ate at one of them So so stupid This place is made his shit bro These burgers tiny as fuck What the fuck is this? Oh you got sliders?

I had Waggoo sliders Yeah they were kind of like whatever I'm gonna get their Beave Wellington $70 fucking dollars Wellington I hate you Dude I went to I went to Castaway recently

Which is like a it's like a It's like a restaurant in Burbank The movie? No no no They do have they do have They do have the The Wilson volleyball I don't know if it's real

I don't know why I don't know why it's called Cassaway But it's like at the top of a hill in Burbank Some of the best food I've had in a fucking long ass time Really? Like nuts I had this like mushroom This like mushroom

Oh my god Truffle battered pasta or some shit shit, like some fucking in, like ornate shit. And I was like, this is fucking premium. Guys, I didn't realize the time. I, um, I have to, Fridays is the day that I leave an hour earlier. I get up at fucking six in the morning.

How long have you been doing it? We're at a buck 50, which I was like, oh, let's do, let's do, let's do an hour and a half, and I just totally forgot. Oh, shit, okay. Whatever. Let's do a little speed run. Does I basically need to leave by 310? All right, we'll do speed runs, and then we'll end it, and then I'll throw the, uh,

I'll just make the credits later. Gotcha. Or after you leave. Yeah. Hey, Polar Express Guy, Gay Music, Savant, and the Black that smiles back. You are tasked with the next big DCU Marvel reboot, and you can pick any character to start off the new universe with. Who do you pick and why?

And Pokemon. I start with Pokemon. I start with Pokemon, Man. Ant. Yeah. Spireman. Start with that. Aunt May.

Spider-Aunt. Did I tell you about my comic book that I wrote? Aunt May destroys the Marvel and DC Universe. It was the poor of old pussy. Yeah, it follows after spectacular Spider-Man, I think, after... The show? No, wait, what is it? No, no, no.

What is the one where the new Spider-Man is Docok? Which one's that? Superior, Spider-Brower. Thank you. So, yeah, we wrote it taking place after that. And then Aunt May is hell bent on finding Peter Parker and resurrecting him. So she goes on fucking off her up or Craigslist. It was Craigslist at the time.

Long story short, she buys the Infinity Gauntlet off of Deadpool, who happens to have it. He trades it for some Chimmy Chongas. And it's able to distort reality to where she actually opens up. She gets so powerful that she gets distracted, doesn't even try to resurrect. Peter, she forgets, and ends up destroying both universes. It's pretty fun. You're insane. I jumped so many loops, but it all connected pretty well.

We wrote it together. She punches Mary Jane in a pink mist at one point in parts of the clouds because she punches her so fucking hard. Oh, my God. Alfred is the final boss. He's the last defense. There is a league of butlers that are kind of like the watchers, you know? For Aunt May fights, Alfred.

Yeah, and Alfred, she almost loses. You're a fucking degenerate, man. There's a league of butlers, and they're like the watchers. They're the real watchers of the universe. And she barely beats them, but she still beats them, though. I can hear Sweeney crying in his brain and soul. I was an adult when I wrote this, too. I was probably like, I don't know, 25 or something.

That's crazy. man whenever superior Spider-Man when that shit when Spider-Man died and it was around that time we're like oh let's all right

let's get all right so that's what I would do that would be my fucking I used I used I would choose okay

I would choose one of the Spider-Man either Miles or Peter and it would just be like them looking through the world's eyes and like seeing everything else

I just in the world through their eyes all right but it was a story about them all right pretty yeah I use Derek's

Ugandan Nucles tribute as my wedding wrestling intro. Oh, right, that guy, yeah, yeah, yeah. He says, he says, what would, wait, what is this? What would be your pro wrestling intro songs? I'm training to be a pro wrestler and I'm still trying to convince my coach to let me use Ugandan Knuckles tribute, Derek made.

Hey, man, I'm gonna, just for you, because it'll probably just take me a couple of hours. I'm going to remake that because that was one of the first things I did when I didn't really know how to mix. I'm going to remake that. And then, and then be like, He remade this just for me, coach. Yeah.

Please. You should absolutely do that. That'd be awesome. Yeah. I've thought about this a lot because we wanted to make a wrestling organization called the Sexual Wrestling Federation, this SWF, and I was going to be Ebony Lust. And I couldn't focus it. I'm not even joking. My friend was King Nasty.

We had some good ones. We had the alt-rider. He was going to be one of the antagonists. You heard that, by the way. heard that by the way. Kinks in an open fucking TikTok or something in the middle of this fucking recording. I was looking through the song I was going to choose.

And I was like, oh shit. So you blew your load. I actually thought what would I actually choose if legitimately there's a song called Rise Rise by Ramstein. And it just sounds so fucking epic. Like it's just one of the most epic sounding intros and things that like just walking out to that you're immediately a badass. Because there's some wrestling intros that are great.

greater than the wrestler's itself. Like there's a guy named Body Rude. There you go. Edge's amazing. That's like one of those greatest intro something. What's that guy's name? Alterbridge. I know,

I know mine already. What would yours be? Mine is Animal Crackers in My Soup by Shirley Temple. Yeah, that hits hard, dude. I think every... I just, I love the idea. In my soup. Monkey and webbit.

You're moving faster than you should be. You're walking, but you're moving. The speed, the distance you're traveling as you're walking is too fast. And then you're just in the ring. Sweaty and just menacing. That would be sick as fuck, dude. I don't know what mine would be. Mine would probably be, if I be.

Crispin-Wosteam. Psycho killer. Pescusi. I would just take John Cina. I'm just copy John Cina straight up. That's such a shitty fucking, I hate that. I do, do, do, do. It's so funny.

The fucking sucks. The time is now. You can't see me at the time. That is so lame. It's crazy. With the franchise, wow. You can't see me. The time is your hot as hell off.

Yeah, I pop your shell off. He used to rap, bro. Everybody forgets about that. I remember that. Vividely. He used to rap. That's the thing that's kind of funny. Like, he's not like the worst.

Dude, I love, see, the thing is that John Tia has been such a constant in my life. Like, people are like, John Cina, who's that? I'm like, dude, I've been watching John Cina since I was like eight years old. When did he start wrestling? When did he join WWF? 2008.

No, way before that. Way before. That's crazy. I don't know. I don't even entertain that. That was crazy. It's like, no. Yeah.

Well, maybe 2003? Maybe two. That's literally just 2008 with half 8 missing. Shut the fuck up. Next. Ned wrote in, or Ned Erdy wrote it. He says, hey, Ed and Nettie, if there's ever a live recording in the podcast again,

can we expect a set of gay covers to be performed? If so, what's the name of the gay cover band? First of all, yes. Yes, 100%. Easily. Like, if we ever do anything live? I've been thinking about that. I was like, do we need a manager?

I think we need a manager because I was thinking about that. How would we set the shit up by ourselves? Yeah, I could get in touch with Colin. He knows people who can figure that stuff. do that because I was thinking like that would be so fucking dope that would be hilarious do like a little show like a couple like maybe like I don't know two

a small venue yeah but like like two like maybe like 500 10 max 10 something like yeah maybe like 25000 seats max 20 yeah we'll rent we'll rent out the creator class arena for all 10 people who's going to who are going to show the fuck up that no that

it would be full up as a joke You know what I think People would buy those tickets and scalp them Yeah they would And they would like mislabel them They'd be like do you want to see fucking John Bon Jovi or Taylor Swift You want to see Adam 22

Adam 22? Adam 22 You want to see Adam 22's wife Get blown out Get blown up by the biggest black dude Dude man I didn't you see that recently Look look look dude

Talking about his wife getting fucked Great Arc Great Arc Great Arc Look God bless God, but I could, I could not. I, I, look, I'd be, I'd be off a bridge, personally. Look, look, look, I don't know. That's a level of strength that I almost, I almost respected, where it's like, God damn, dude. That is nuts.

She's, she's participated in him fucking several women. So in the nature of the relationship they have, that's bound to happen. But, yeah. What do you say what? He fucked Trisha Paitis. yeah exactly all right let's move on one more question

one more question and then we'll be adventuring for no reason some people just be Spalunky in a place they don't gotta go he just don't got to go there you know

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All right. Evil Master Sean Rodney. He says, let's go with a classic. You have a bottle with an unlimited supply of a beverage. What is that drink for you? Water. That's so gay. Water.

Water is the best one to have. It's just going to keep falling from the sky. It's this dump. I think it's my own cum, and then I'm going to just dump it on everybody. I'm just going to run. run and dump it on. That's crazy. Just splash your, just splash your cum out of an infinitely refilling bottle.

That means you could theoretically just keep pouring it forever. You know what I mean? Like, it would be like a faucet. It would be max pour forever, dude. He just keep dumping on someone. And they drown. Wait, wait, wait, Derek, Jerry. Wait, you guys, have you guys ever seen that, like, those prank videos of the people

going to the public showers in, like, on Santa Monica Pier? And like they, like, somebody's, like, washing their hair on the public showers and some guy leans over the wall and he drops, like, more shampoo. So, yeah, so it's forever. Like, you do, you do that with like, but with your cum. He just, what the fuck? Dude, the first time I saw the video, it was jailing. And it was blood. They did blood at the head.

They did, like, red dye. So it looked like blood. Jesus, right up. That's awesome. He washed the wound into his head. He scrubbed the wound into his head. That's fucking funny. I love that.

Come in my hair. I didn't do this. The simple idea that you would do that is so fucked. I chose water, life. And you chose come also life. Life. But in the wrong direction. What are you going to choose, Chris?

Oh, comey. Is it a glass bottle? No. Oh, I knew what yours was going to be. If it can't be glass bottle, Snapple, which it won't be I got another one I might choose as well Honestly

If I had an If I had just Yeah No actually Moscow Mules If I just had If I just had A cup that had My perfect cocktail in it

Forever First of all I don't drink enough for it to Really to destroy my life And also it's just cheap as fuck Dude Like alcohol is expensive Right

Like going out to drink is expensive. And if I can just sneak in a bottle with like my like my drink perfectly mixed like I get to go out and have fun and not pay a single fucking dime. That's ideal. That's ideal. So my other one would be ghost pepper

piss. Like piss? Okay. Piss after you've after you've eaten a ghost pepper yes. Yeah yeah. I'm not saying this. You can just toss that in someone's eyes and burn the fuck out. Just ruin them dude. Bye cast. Podcasts is over. A piece of shit. Goodbye everyone.

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I'm 21 now. Jesus Christ. Pre-Raz, Blake 896, Vigida getting stream sniped in PubG and calling a child the N-word. I respect every single Spider-Man in here. 9-11-themed baby shower. It's twins. Alaska Noelopeal trash. Texas Tater Salad, Sue Hulk, tickle my ass hairs, Nicky Ziggy, Hey, Dom, do you know those fish are eating five guys? That's pretty fucked up, Marcus.

Lobotomized Jesus can't wait to look on Hulk Hogan's sloppy, wet fat fucking pussy like a dog in a water bowl. The sounds of Mommy and Daddy fighting downstairs, but it's drowned up by Derek and Sweeney's slang argument. Every time I come, it sounds like Squidward Walking, Jackson DuPont, Badly Brave Hugger, Derek, a normal McPherson, your new roadmate, athurian, Portuguese, Hunter, Melfus went to the throne of Hephazard, and as always, King of Happazard. Thank you for your support. sorry for all the bullshit where we're missing a lot of episodes Sweeney's moving

I'm fucking in the middle of fucking working on like a million things at once we're going to get a bunch of extra ammo out pretty quickly to make up for it like in addition we might even be doing some solo some solo extra ammo as well in the near future so keep a lookout for those appreciate you guys as always

and hopefully you had fun this episode Bye.