The Snark Tank - #162: Al Bundy is the GOAT

Episode Date: July 17, 2023

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No. No? No, I don't think so. You made my dick to Twitch a little bit, Sweeney, and then, Chris, you shattered my dreams. Sorry. Sorry, I shattered your day. I guess you've been doing it because of the fact that pop punk is coming back.

I hate it. I hate that it's coming back. I love that. It's only been one group. I think that does it well, but it's on a rise. again. It's like very popular. What's the one group that you feel like does it well? Them. Oh. I think it's

more than like Green Day, like Green Day when they were going from more punk to pop punk. There's a lot of them. When we found out about them. Because by the time we found out of them, they were already out of their like real punk shit. And they were into like they're more pop punk era. Yeah, I've been listening to well, not by the radio stations that I've been listening to when I drop off

Joe's been playing a lot of American idiot. And I forgot how much I really like that record actually. That album's actually pretty fucking good. It's a good album, man. Where even like some of the songs on there, I'm like, yeah, because I was always

a duky guy. I just, I was just my neighbor skateboarding dickhead was like obsessed with that shit, so then of course I did. And yeah, there's some like, Holiday is probably one of my, I really like that fucking song, man. And I want to hear, I just want

more of that shit from Um, that era of where it's like a good balance. I don't know. I don't know how you feel, uh, Chris, because I know that's one of your top bands. I don't know what's your favorite era of Green Day. I was in, I mean, I'm dukey for sure. Like, insomniac was mine. Okay.

Like, which was, I think it was either the one before or the one after. I can't remember exactly. I think it might have been before. I was definitely American idiot. That's what when I found out about them. That's when we were like finally able to, like, really recognize music. We were very small when that came up. So when I was able to really understand music,

Duky has their best songs. I would say maybe, but American Idiot is my personal, like, oh, I love this arrow. That's what made me enjoy rock music. Like, that's the kind of shit. It reminds me like Tony Hawk Pro Skater shit, you know?

Like, that's like what, like, punk is. It was like that. And then, like, old, old, like, rise against, like, raging. Well, Tony Hawk Pro Skater, was more, more punk. A lot of tradition was that. There was.

a lot of traditional punk on there. You would not find American Idiot on on, on, oh no, it wasn't on there, but that was the kind of, that was that generation of music. That was like early 2000s, like this is like the rock music is. If it wasn't for Tony Knox Pro Skater, like, one of my favorite bands is

Dead Kennedys and that like, it's just that Tony Hogg Pro Skater, what a fucking gold finger, that song, Superman, that's probably the most iconic that's if you hear that song you can't think of anything but Tonyaugh

it's just pro skater yeah it's it's I have never heard that song outside of Tony Hawk's really good so here I am doing everything I can oh my head to what I am I'm a Superman or whatever you know what's crazy I think that's with the nostalgia because I don't remember Tony like because I remember Tony Hawk being like a fine game

you know like it wasn't like unbelievable but it was But the amount of people that got introduced to rock music that wouldn't like every black person I know that really fell in love of Brock music is because of that game. It's because of 2000s. Everybody was like skating like dude, even I lived in a Bronx, bro. Yeah. They were a bunch of like Hispanic and black and Italian kids like skateboarding listening to Tony Hawk music and then listening to Wu Tang. That was like the kind of music area. It was like 50s.

You know what it? And Tony Hawk music, dude. you know it was it was like it was in that era it was in that weird time when like people were weirdly there was a lot of hysteria going on in in the media about media like specifically I remember like

it was like mortal combat was like in the fucking like Hillary was fucking talking about mortal combat it was it was when we were really little mid 2000s was when it was the absolute heat but it started before then yeah it was like the mid to late 90s where like 96 or something

thing. We were very, very young. But I remember specifically, like, that was around the time that people were like, you can't listen to that, or you can't fucking, you can't play that. That's, games didn't have ratings before that. Isn't that crazy? Like, games just didn't have... Was it a moral combat reason why I got ratings?

Yeah, Mortal Kombat and Doom, I think, simultaneously, were like, okay, we got to start putting ratings on these. And that's where the ESRB comes from and all that shit. So it's like, that was around the time where I remember, I remember my parents being very... They weren't strict necessarily, but they would, they would monitor. Like, they wouldn't want me watching, like, South Park or, like, celebrity deathmatch. Same.

Even when I loved those shows. But I found. My eyes light up when I was little. Dude, I found my way around it, and I did it. And I feel like. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply steamers are delicious and healthy.

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To be associated with ASU, both as a student and alum, it makes me extremely proud. And having experienced the program, I know now that I'm set up for success. Learn more at ASUonline.asu.asu.edu. Growing up, I literally just had, like, my mom would drive me to school and she would just play, like, either Spanish music or fucking radio Disney, because that's what she thought was. are fucking appropriate. And for a long time, I just thought I hated music because of that. Because I didn't understand what they were saying in the Spanish songs. And what I did understand from the English songs were fucking horrible.

Yeah. And so, like, I was just like, man, I just, I think this entire facet of entertainment is just not for me, man. This is not working. It's insane hearing you say that. Because, like, for me, like, music has always been, like, such a core part of, like, I would, like, my grandma would turn on, like, Batchata, music on like Sunday morning and she would cook like food and we would dance in a living and like the kitchen like the most typical Hispanic kid ever like music was such a like Edda James Fred Astaire um freaking Marvin Gay uh Rick the Ruth of Vandros like there was just

those musics were so prominent in my head that like that's why soul music is my favorite because I heard that shit I didn't every waking hour of my life I didn't glom on to it until way later because I just didn't because a lot of a lot of my assumptions about it too were just like I don't know what this is for necessarily I was a really distractible person so I couldn't sit and listen to something I had to like watch something or play something or do something like I couldn't sit there and like listen so like I didn't really understand the concept of lyrics really to me it was just like people just saying stuff to fill the melody of the song which wasn't enough for me until I was like older.

You couldn't tie it to emotion yet. I couldn't tie to emotion yet until Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. And it was Tony Hocke's Pro Skater and Crazy Taxi, I remember. Where the two games that I played where I was like, where I was like, fucking offspring and shit. Yeah, offspring and I was like, this is not Radio Disney. What is this? What is rage against the machine? What is this?

And I remember being just. like taken by it in in it didn't get me all the way like it got me I was like I would play the game just to listen to the music you know because I didn't understand that there was any other way to engage with it like the prospect of like oh people buy music by itself and just sit there and listen to it that's crazy I need to be I did why would you do that when you can skate when you can drive a taxi through the sidewalk and and crash into a pizza hut to Bad religion blaring in the background. Oh, my God.

Going up a fucking, or going up a fucking Empire State building and hitting fucking King Kong in his ass and he throws a one in a year. And then she lands on the car as he go back down in the street. Dude, that shit is so fucking, just those moments where we don't have moments like that anymore, which is crazy because everything's licensed now.

It's a shit. Yeah. But like, we just don't have moments like that. But I do want to shout out Guitar Hero too because I think Guitar Hero was the first time that you actually had to sit there. and engage, like, it was the first time I, that I actually had to sit there and engage with music, actually.

Because it was in, it was still in a game. But in Tony Hacks Pro Skater was like, and Crazy Tax, it was just sort of setting the stage. It was sort of like background. It just sort of got, it sort of gave you a vibe. But then like, with guitar here, it's like, okay, you've got to learn this. And you've got to, like, pay attention to it. And you've got to go with it. And the song is the game.

And because the song is the game, it got me to be like, oh, I want to get really good at this. I want to like listen to the songs And then the more I listen to the songs The more I picked up on like What was interesting about it And I was like oh Okay And that's really what kind of like

Set me off And that's how I found everything that I like now It propels me yeah Because guitar is a masterpiece dude Absolutely Exactly man With three bro Three with all the DLC people hacking

There's no fucking reason Oh god There's dude there's no fucking reason Why anybody Our age should know any of those songs were it not for that that game man Guitar Hero was single-handedly

like propelled like Rock into Into that generation It gave rock It gave rock a little bit more time than it had Because rock was Everybody said rock was dying after grunge I don't really understand that exactly

People said it was dying after grunge But it gave it a few more years It gave like a few more years To really like be present And then around 2010 it died It was like this is not the main music anymore Yeah It introduced a lot of people to metal as well.

Even though there were some unlicensed things where there were covers, some of them were terrible, but still, it was still kind of cool that some of the songs in the game, nonetheless, people that I know personally that were like, oh, all that remains is now one of my favorite bands, because they never would never would have heard this shit before, like fucking The Beast and the Harlet from Venn Seventh-Fold, like shit that they never would have listened to before. And I'm like, this is insane. I can tell you. I would have never turned no events of wood of my life.

But Beast of the Heart was a good fucking song. I was like, oh, I like this song. Yeah. Yeah, man. That's so dope. Yeah. It was, yeah, dude.

That shit introduced me to like heart and stuff. Oh, fucking love, I saw Heart with the Lucuna Coil. So good. Oh, wow. Yeah. No, it's nuts. That game is so important. What is my favorite song from Guitar Hero?

I see if I can find it. I really liked Soy Bomb. But that was really just because it was like, fun to play. There was really nothing to it. It was an obscure band called fuck, actually I forgot what their names. The damned?

I forgot what they're called. There was a song called Carry Me Home. There's a song called Carrey Me Home that was very like Rockabilly. And this band is so obscure that I was like, oh yeah, I remember Rockabilly. What? I remember Rockabilly specifically because that was like a really hard song to play. At least for me, I remember having a really tough time. So for me, it put me on to the fall of Troy.

I would have never to follow Troy ever, ever. But if I'm going to to follow Troy and I was a huge fan like Doppler, I love that album so much.

I don't even know what that is. You know it's the Fall of Troy? I know a song called The Fall of Troy by a band called Winter Solstice. No. I've never actually listened.

That's so funny. Wait, I probably recognize it. What's the song called? Double Ganger? For me, it's so it's F, C, P. Something remix? Yeah. Okay.

The fuck is this? That's weird. That song put me fucking on. I was, I love, it's not, so that song is not actually on it, but my friends put it on there somehow.

Oh, okay. Oh, they might, oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,

the money got crazy. Dude, it got crazy so early. It was like 2010, not even 10, 2000, like, seven, eight people were like,

yo, yeah, oh, nine. And I'm just like, what, this is, this, it'd be a song

and, like, untitled or something like that. But this song's, dumb the mod back then. I was too dumbed to people were playing fucking they were playing the sound files

to entire episodes of the nanny on Guitar Hero in 2009 I remember I remember being like what the fuck is going on? I tried man I looked it up how to mod it on PS2 couldn't do it in 2009 bro last week songs bro he was like how did they find this song? You know what I've been meaning to get

is that guitar hero clone hero? I've been meaning to fuck with that for a while you mean because I'm always seeing people they play it like there's that one Asian dude that's like he's the guy like oh dick-o-mo it has tens of millions yeah uh he did uh what was that chick uh that did that that high video the what was the apology toxic oh uh toxic gossip toxic gossip train talk yeah that he he did that song like he's he's on top of it man i love that i love the idea of putting toxic gossip train on guitar hero that's so fucking cool

It's so funny. I love... I mean, I completely forgot about that. I might actually look into that. Every day I wake up and I get... It gets... Every day, I get out of bed, it gets a little harder. Every day, I sit up and I was like,

should I get up or should I just go back to sleep? You ever spent a whole day? And I make sure I don't look at Twitter. Like, because Twitter will make me go back to sleep. I make sure I wake up and I just absorb the ambient energy. Dude, I've actually just not... Like, I've kind of stopped using... Twitter.

Like, almost entirely. Like, I, like, I went off it because I was like, I don't really, I'm spending too much time on this and it's a fucking waste of time. And it's, I, I noticed that it was just making me angry. Like, everything that I would see that would catch my eye would be just the dumbest shit. Like, I saw, um, and we were just talking about it before the show. We were talking about the Tom Holland interview where he talks about, uh, where he gets, like, really serious about like, you know, not like.

liking Hollywood and he talks about like struggling with like addiction and alcohol. That dude seems really chill, by the way. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply Steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray-and-tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections. Like Healthy Choice Simply Steamers grilled chicken and broccoli Alfredo. It's a satisfying meal with 28 grams of protein and nothing artificial.

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I genuinely am rooting for you in some way. Maybe not actively because that's insane. But like I genuinely hope things go well for this guy. But he was talking about it and he was talking about how like, yeah, I don't like Hollywood. I don't like the business. I've seen people lose themselves to it. And I just try to stay away as possible. You'll never see me at an award show that I'm not supposed to be at.

Or that I, you know, like, basic stuff. And how, like, he just wants to have, like, a normal life after all this is said and done. And there are, dude, I saw some people being, like, he's talking about how people sell their souls to demons and how they're, like, sacrifices. and it's like Like there are people who really fucking believe I've seen this clip of like Mel Gibson Going around talking about how like he like he was He met Christopher walking on a roof

And Christopher Walken like Glided in Like a demon and like Just the fucking insid just these These lunatic fucking madman ratings And I'm like You probably watch Sleep a Sleepy Hollow with Christopher Waggit Yeah

He's like that's the guy He's the headless horseman He's easy Can I be real? Can I be real? Can I be real? Right? I'm being very honest, right? If, if there was, I'm just going to sound like a fucking idiot. But like, if it's true that they did that in Hollywood, I would not be surprised at all. Well, I would be surprised. I would be surprised. I would be like, I could.

I would be surprised that it's real, but I wouldn't be like, oh, my God, I can be. I would be like, oh, okay. I would be surprised that it's real because, because that would mean that basically, oh there's like Pokemon exist then yeah you might as well at that point let's go dude there are so many people who genuinely believe that people sell their souls to the devil and that's what he's talking about

when he talks about people losing themselves that's what it's like no dude it's the human brain isn't built for fame it just isn't like you're not meant to be loved and hated by that many fucking people who don't know you it's a weird transformative experience and I know that because I experience it on a way, way, way lesser level than any of these people do.

And even I feel it. You know, even I felt it like, oh, man, I got to fucking retreat a little bit. It's not about people selling their souls. It's not about people selling their souls to fucking demons. That's so fucking crazy. And there are people who believe it. Like, it's genuine, like, I don't know, man. And I saw, like, so many of those, I saw so many of those takes on Twitter.

And I was like, I want so. desperately to just tell these people to drink batteries and to wipe themselves out, but I can't. Not because I would get banned from Twitter, I actually kind of don't mind that at all, but I just, to engage with it at all is to lose. Yeah, well, it's not even that it gives it power. It's just like it's wasting my fucking time. It just makes it just makes me angry at how stupid people are, and I can't fucking do it anymore. I stop checking it.

I'll, if I'm tagged in something, maybe I'll like it. I think I might post whenever I have a YouTube video out or something, but I think I'm actually just like done. Like it just does not do anything good for me. I understand, man. It's like I, like I've definitely started posting less significantly less. Because it's like, it's like you just post. You're like, oh, funny thing. Gets reception.

Then that's, it's like a quick dopamine hit, which I've realized I don't really need from Twitter anymore. Yeah. And it's just, it's not as funny as used to be. And, and I've realized that, like, all I do on there is to go on and just get outraged, you know? Yeah, that's literally what it's built in the system. And I'm just like, I don't really like it. I still post. Like, I'm not going to, I don't post that on Twitter, but I don't post anywhere as much as I used to.

And even when I do post, I'm just like, whatever. Like, I don't really comment on things in a post anymore. The thing for me is that it's just like there's not enough space to really flesh out an opinion. and also like you're you're you're also doling out your opinion to a bunch of strangers who like won't really get any value from it unless you're speaking to them directly like i i i realize that i i see no value in engaging with people on a personal level be it like in a physical context or a philosophical context if i can't be in the same room with them and speak to them like a person and so i kind of i i i remember i was writing i was i was writing an opinion out i even posted like like yesterday because I was like, do I, maybe I, I don't know, I want to say something, I guess. And then I did it and I realized like, I don't care that I just said this. So why should, so I should anybody care?

And if nobody should care, then why even posted in the first place? And I just kind of had this like epiphany where I'm like, I don't need this at all. In fact, this sucks and is lame. Because it's just, what's the point of even conversing in such an in-personal way? So lame. I don't know. To me, it's just for like the spurts of, I, for a long time now, I've used it for like just spurts of just having a little bit of fun and that's, that's it.

There's moments of weakness when I see something a little bit too stupid that I feel like, and then I know, I know it's going to happen. I have to eventually I'm going to mute the conversation because it becomes a, it's usually when it happens to, I feel so compelled to, like this whole groomer thing that's going on. Whenever something stupid comes across my path, I almost feel so compelled that I have to, like, I have to take jabs at like the religious institutions or something. Whenever I have to make fun of these people for being. And then people always get so fucking defensive about it. And I'm like, why are you defending these people?

Why are they, it is objectively a thing that's happening? You know it's happening. Why are you deflecting? I can't help myself. It's the one thing. That's the thing. It's like, it's discipline, right? Where it's like, it's so hard because it's just so stupid.

It's so uniquely stupid in a way that is. And it's so easy to make one of dumb people, bro. It's so easy. It just makes me angry that those people are real. Yeah. And then it leads me to these like dark thoughts where I'm like, man, it'd be so much better if all of you died. Right the fuck now. They were dead of shit.

And I hate that. Like, I don't like feeling that. So I'm just like, eh, I don't know. I'm so fucking on board with that with what you're saying. Yeah. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not, I'm not reading Twitter anymore. I don't, I don't really, I don't do it. I'll post, if I have an idea for something, like, I saw a video of a, like that, you know the video of the Tibetan Fox? Dude, I, have you seen that image? I wanted to tweet something about it, but I didn't know what words to say. Like, I had so many things going through with it. And I was like,

What do I say? It's a fucking, it's a weird, it's the, one of the weirdest looking animals I've ever seen. I tweeted, or I wrote down to my draft, so I don't know if I'll post it, whatever. I think it's kind of funny. Where it's like, uh, the Tibetan fox looks like Napoleon Dynamite drew it. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy choice simply steamers are delicious and healthy.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with? Morgan and Morgan. What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting

to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. And that was what I, that's all I was getting. But like, I feel like that's really all Twitter is useful for. It's just like these like random jokes that you couldn't tell in person, It would be completely pointless. You know, the whole point is that it's assisted by the context. But I just looked at my drafts right now. And I love that the first fucking thing.

The first, the top thing. Because I had to do with, I think, I'm assuming it had to do with this conversation that Jeff Holiday was having with this guy or they're having it back and forth. Because it says, why do people want to protect pedals in the church so badly? Lull. And I like, I love that. I was just mentioning this and that's the top thing that I didn't want to post. So I had a little bit restraint.

Here was another one that I didn't want to. It was, oh, I think this had to do with an unpopular opinion. I said Tom DeLong's voice is annoying in every blink song that Mark doesn't sing sucks ass. And like, I was just one of those apart. I was like, I'm not going to post this. A bunch of people are, all I'm going to do is just upset people that like Tom DeLong. So, Derek, you remember the time from Spirited Away when the girl was like blowing and it had that long, like, magical trail? I don't have like three words in it.

Yeah. I have one of those. It's my favorite draft. I'm going to get rid of it. It's, I'm not going to say what's in it because it's very, it's very,

grogatory. I need to hear this shit. Like extremely derogatory. I'll bleep it up. I love, oh no, did I lose it? No. You already deleted it.

You're soft. No, I have it. I haven't. Okay. Thank goodness. But I cannot, I cannot say what it is,

extreme derogatory. But it's such, like, things like that. I'm just like, I don't want to be meat. I don't want to be as mean anymore. I don't know if that sounds like me being a pup. I'm becoming like a pussy, but like I just don't like.

A little bit. I just don't like ink of Cajun because like engaging with somebody in like a fruitful way in Twitter is pretty dope. But it's still, you know, it's still a very siphoned off interaction because you can't have a full conversation about it, you know. Yeah. I don't know. So I've been on Instagram a lot. And the one thing that I've been having a hard time, not engaging in as

MMA fans because they're the dumbest people on the planet. And this one, it wasn't even about MMA. There's a guy named Derek Lewis and all he does is post horrific videos on his Instagram. The last video, he was gone for a month, came back,

and then posted a guy rolling up and running over a chick laying down just in his car. He posts basically shit that Sweeney would watch. And I, of course, Of course, I went to the comment section. I went to the comment section and you couldn't tell right away who the person was that got ran over. So a person said, used the pronoun they, right?

Because they didn't know if it was a guy or girl. And they were like, damn, how did they get up so quickly? And then this guy came and replied, they, well, it's clearly a she. Y'all need to stop with this wokeness. And I was like, oh, my. That's not even, that's literally just grammar. It's just grammar. It's crazy.

So I had to. This is how you use a pronoun. I had to respond. I couldn't help myself. So, of course, I respond telling him that is how the English language works. And I just say, go back to first grade, you dummy. And then, you know, hold on real quick. Then I just, I see five minutes later, this is in the morning when getting ready to take Jodagh to work.

And five minutes later, I see someone wants to send you a message. And it's that guy. And all it says is, you suck, nigger. That was so fucking funny to me He didn't even reply to the comment He went straight to my DMs He wanted you to see it, bro He needed to know that I suck

I don't know man It's it's just I don't know Like the way I'm starting to look at it It might be somewhat of a dangerous way to look at it It is like I can't Like I wouldn't argue With like a used

comrag. You know what I mean? Like I wouldn't like I wouldn't sit there and genuinely like be goaded into an angry conversation by like a fly with no wings. You know what I mean? I'm just like the best way to do it is just like I can't,

these are not people because they're not really. Like when you meet them in person, they're people and maybe in person they will be less annoying. But the way that I look at it is like on social media people are fucking bugs and I can't fucking I can't heavy I can't statement it was and I just I can't entertain I can't entertain bugs anymore I saw this I saw this thing where it was like this this couple I think they're like like this 30 year old couple and and they're like we do you know a dinks what dinks is double income no kids no yeah yeah well it's what it is

it's it's it's people who just are you know they're They're in a relationship and they don't have kids. There's these two people. They're in a relationship. They had no kids. Some dude, he had a vasectomy. Some dude wrote about it for some reason. I don't know why this is even remotely important or worthy of anybody's attention at all.

I assume they wrote it because they thought it would upset a certain subject of people and guess what it did. And it's just all these people offended at the idea that a couple would be together and not have kids. Almost like almost angry that they're not being forced to have kids because that's the purpose. And it's like, I don't. That's the reason why they wrote it. And I wrote a tweet out. I wrote a tweet that said, there are people who are genuinely offended by this,

and they should all be microwaved. And then I didn't post it. Because I was just like, I believe it. I believe it, wholehearted. Microwave. So that's the one that, I mean, I'm really running, I'm just really running out of patience. Like, I just, I don't have, like,

there is a point where it reaches where, like, you are so stupid that you are genuinely, a detriment to the species and you should go. Like, an honorable person would go on their own accord. They wouldn't have to, they wouldn't do the cowardly wait thing where you're like waiting for something bad happened. Do it. Get off the planet.

Leave now. Yeah. Yo. I mean it. Chill. Chill. I mean it. No, I'm just kidding.

I, no, I, I, I'm not kidding. I can't, man. I can't. It's just like, why do you care? Why do you fucking care if some random couple has a kid or not? It's fucking weird. Because most of these people, because most people are just programmed to think they have to do that. And the reason why that person posted that is that very reason.

There's a podcast I listened to called A Cognitive Dissan. I've been listening since, like, 2012. And one of the guys, Cecil has agreed to him and his girlfriend absolutely do not want kids. They agreed on that a long time ago. Fucking over 10 years later, still no kids. Tom, the other guy, has multiple kids. And he's like, I love my kids, but I'm also miserable. And that's the whole thing where Cecil's like, yeah, I don't care for that feeling of, oh, this is fulfilling, but I'm fucking miserable.

And now I'm spending all this extra money that I don't care to you. I've lost a lot of my freedom. There's a lot of people that feel that way, but they also feel obligated to have offspring. And they're like, why the fuck do I have to do that? And on top of that, he also said, and this is something I agree with, just because someone is your fucking blood, you don't have to be cool with them. Like there's a whole thing where it's like, oh, it's your family. That's your family. That's your family.

And I'm like, bro, there are fucking orphans, people that don't have that they make connections with their friends, people who are not blood. And that becomes their family, right? I am in the middle of that statement, right? I'm in the middle of that statement, right? Like, for me, I understand that though my family may be checkered, there is still my blood. and to a degree, to a degree. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Now, I mean, very retweet degree, I will always have a love for them because they share the same foundation as me. You know, personally, I just think that's, personally, I just think that, like, say, I have, like, a degenerate uncle, right? Oh, no, no, no. I have my, look, also, granted, I don't speak to my father because he's a terrible human being. All right? So I understand what you mean.

But like do you have like, do you're like, you know what? If he comes around, I'm still going to have a fucking, we're still going to play some Final Fantasy 16. Like, say like this, right? Like, I'm very sure my dad is dying currently and I still don't talk to him. I'm very sure. I'm very sure he's like, he's on his way out of the world. I'm like, ah, bro, have fun. Have fun the next life.

That's it. You know, like, I'm very much so like there's some people my family at is don't mess with. That's exactly the. my point. It's not about like it is just because there's some people that would tell you, they would try to convince you. Oh no. I understand. I get that too. At the end of the day, he's still your father. And I say I don't give a fuck.

Like, I get that too. If they didn't treat you. Part of me, part of me, he, he exists within me, no matter how much I hate him or don't like him. He's just that. What do you mean? What do you mean? Because he's, he's still, part of his, part of him is still within me no matter what. No matter what I exist. Part of him will still exist. Like it's, oh, you just mean by just by being his, like, offspring? Is that what you mean? His offspring, yes.

You know, like, some of my traits are his, probably. Some of the things about me are his. Some of the things I like about myself are probably given from him. Some things that are the second, myself were given from him as well. I'm very aware of that. But I understand the kind of person he is is not the person I want to be around, you know? So they're with my grandma, right? Like my grandmother, I realized when I was, like, maybe 20 years old,

but if my grandmother wasn't my grandma, she would still probably be my friend. She used to be somebody I really enjoyed. Like, an old person, I'm like, oh, that's a cool person. If she was young and she was my friend, I would probably still consider her a grandma, even though she's not your grandma. Like, there's people that do, like, you ever, you ever have like a god, um, sibling? Like you have like a, not a sibling, sorry, you have like a godparent or something like that. Oh, my God.

I'm Puerto Rican, bro. We have so many uncles that are my uncles. So all I'm saying is that there's people that there's no blood relation, but you always consider them an uncle, a this, a grandma, or anything like that, just because of what they mean to you in that relationship. And all I'm saying is that is the most important thing at the end of the day Because the way that people behave where they're like, okay, you need to have kids, you need to do this Oh, there's still your father. It also discounts like the people that are orphaned, people that don't know their biological parents where it's like

Well, that's another thing too where it's true but it isn't. Well, hold on. That's another thing too where it's like, why do you have to have a kid? What I can't like the thing to me is like there's so many kids with no families. Right. Like to me, I think I think honestly like I don't know if, I really don't know if I want kids really at all. But like, I feel like if I did, I feel like part of me would want to adopt. Because that feels like the most moral way to do it. Like I really don't see, I really don't see a value in like, like inherently in like, ooh, there needs to be another me running. That feels kind of like narcissistic in some way.

You have broken the conditioning of, you've broken the animalistic fucking, uh, you've broken the animalistic fucking, uh, What is the word I'm looking for? You know how we do? There's things that we're just programmed to do. Instinctual. Instinctual. You've broken that instinct like that because that is all it is. All of all the instinct in us is to reproduce why everything.

Well, no, I'm still trying to fuck a lot. I'm still trying to fuck a lot like a stupid amount. Yeah, but you're not trying to just bust in like, you don't have that urge to like just bust in every woman you see to spread your seed, right? You just want to maybe not bust outside of them on their. face or something shit or whatever. Right on their fucking cheek or bloodlet it bruises them. That's what I'm trying to do. Yeah, yeah.

So, I don't know. If I'm being very honest, it's going to sound fucked up. I want a child that is my child because... Because you don't feel like you would love it if it wasn't yours. Oh, no, absolutely not.

I'm adopting a kid. I'm 100% adopting at least one of my children. Are you actually? Yeah, really? I'm going to have one child that's genetically mine. And then I'm going to adopt a child. But why the why the first thing? Yeah, why is that important?

Because I want one child. I want, I want their unification of me and Lillian to be more than just, like, off the between us. I want us to be, you guys fucking eating each other's asses. That's all. Yeah. Just wanted to be more than that.

I want to be more than that. I want to be more to me tugging her asshole, you know? Can I ask, can I ask you? This is going to go into a weird direction, but I promise you, I promise you, I, I feel like it's, it's good. Have you guys ever seen the movie Splice? Yes. I've heard of it.

I don't think I saw it. Oh, you've heard of it? The movie based on the Jersey Devil, right? Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply Steamers are delicious and healthy. The Tray and Trey Steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections, like Healthy Choice Simply Steamer's grilled chicken and broccoli Alfredo.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Did Smokie tell you that?

Yeah, fucking most insane shit I've heard of my life. I mean, she explained it. It's not that weird, but it's also like, that's a wild extrapolation to me. Anyway, Splice is a movie about these two scientists who create basically a homuncular. this kind of like creature and they do it for science and it's growing really rapidly and it becomes homunculus

it's part human DNA part alien it's part human it's part human it's part human it's part human part a bunch of animal DNA mixed up and it grows like really quickly into this like young woman who's like kind of like weird looking and it's partially

the mother's DNA and a bunch of animals and so the scientist because the, because the woman is his wife, he's attracted to the creature and he fucks the creature. This is like a real thing that fucking happens. Let's go.

And it's Adrian Bro. It's such a weird fucking movie. It's one of the weird. I was watching it at Mick's at Mick and Spokes the other night. First you were. They were just watching it. And I walked in and I was like, oh my God. I haven't seen this in so long.

And I was like, wow, this is fucking bizarre. Because the implication, the implication is that, oh, And it's a huge plot point in the movie where he's like, you don't think I know what you fucking did. You put your DNA in that kid. I know because I wanted to fuck it. I'm not kidding. That's hot. That's weird.

I'm so exhausted already. But yeah, let's continue. But isn't that such a fucking bizarre way to look at that? Like, that's such a, that is a weird thing to write in a script. Yeah. Because doesn't that imply that everybody wants to fuck their kid? That's what that implies. No, no, no, no, no.

It implies that everyone wants to fuck their partner's kids more than that. Because if you would want to fuck, you wouldn't want to fuck your kid because your kid is part you and you don't want to fuck yourself. So that neutralizes it. But let's say your partner. But your kid is inherently, but your kid is inherently partially the person that you fell in love with, right? Yeah, but since you're there, it nullifies it.

It's like people that are lured to peanut butter and chocolate, but together they're not allergic. They're like, I can't. I can't believe I can't believe you just use that analogy It's stupid as shit But it works for the moment

It does work But then it's like You know like That's so exhausting to think But then it's like People that are attracted up to their children People's children You know that happens for real

That's a real thing like You know I'm attracted to Margaret And then she has a daughter And I'm attracted to her daughter Because what I like about Margaret Isn't her daughter I don't know man I haven't had that feeling

of maybe it's because I'm still We're not old enough that I think That was gonna say exactly I was like maybe that we're just too young for that to even be a possibility I don't know that seems like maybe by the time I'm 50 And all of a sudden like Some chick roll because like okay you can't Because you

I don't because you can I thought there was an interesting There was an older woman that I was hitting on at a bar Back in like I don't know I was like 25 or something And she was being like I look too fucking young for 25, which was unfortunate. That was the reason why I couldn't seal the deal.

Because she was saying like, oh yeah, you look good, but or whatever, I think maybe you'd be more interested in my niece. And I'm like, your fucking niece ain't here. What the fuck you even saying? I'm trying to fuck you, not your niece. Maybe her later.

But like, I'm sure there's like scenarios of a mom and a daughter being, hanging out and then some guy wants to smash both of them like, oh, this chick's like in her 40s and the daughter's now like 20 something or some shit like that and you're like yeah but i don't know about the the thing where it's like someone who's close to you i don't know i don't like it just seems it seems it seems kind of weird if it's like any i don't know this is this is bringing up

so i've been i've been on a i've been on a binge lately in the last couple days watching stepmom porn watching yes stepmom porn uh brandy love no i've been watching watching I've been watching specifically Go too a lot I've been watching a lot of

Predator Hunter videos like people who like go and they and they just like they catch you know Predator You know what I thought You know like Chris Hanson types?

Yeah yeah You know what I thought you meant I thought you meant people trying to hunt the predator on earth and I was like that's a subgenre Yeah where did you Can you send me that link?

That'd be pretty cool That is such a fucking that is so that is such an say they immediately assume it's true, dude. That's okay. It's too much sci-fi at my diet, bro. It's just too much. I forgive you. But why would you even want to hunt? Okay, let's not get

into it. Go ahead. Go ahead. But no, it's like, Ultimate Hunter. Let's not get into it. Praven. Exactly, bro. Fucking. That's the stupidest thing to hunt a predator. It's so stupid. Why would you do that? Okay, go ahead. But I've been binging these videos

and, dude, like, I don't know what it says about me, right? But I love watching these videos. Like, I really, really love watching these people break down and cry and, like, be, like, so... Well, it's, there's, like, a bunch of, like, independent stuff now. It's just like a... And, you know, some of it, uh, some of them get, like, actually genuinely arrested, like, on the spot. I don't know how, how well it takes or, like, what, like, how they managed to do that, but there's a lot of people kind of taking up that mantle.

Some people are really irresponsible with it. obviously like we've, we've, there's been stories about people who are like really, really irresponsible with it. Right. But, but it's just there's, but there's something about it that is just like I, even if it's not necessarily effective at like getting them in jail, just knowing that they are being put through just this really emotionally destructive gauntlet is really satisfying to me. And I can't stop watching it.

It's great. It's Dukatican Predator used to be my all-time favorite show and Chris Hanson brought it back. It was called Hansen versus Predator for a while. Right. And there was this one that was so fucking excellent because Chris Hansen was pretending to not know what certain sexual accident. So he's like, what do you mean by you want to blank her or blank or whatever the fuck he was saying? And he was making this dude describe like the things. And I'm like, it's such a humiliating thing.

and I was just getting so much pleasure out of it. This man wanted to engage in Blumpkin activity with a 14-year-old girl. Dude, I love his, I love his intro statements. Those shit goes so hard, bro. Tough day. But the thing that got me into this rabbit hole recently was there was this thing going around of, oh, this unreleased Chris Hansen episode or this like, or this like vaulted Chris Hansen episode where,

the dude is so sad and pathetic that Chris Hansen literally is just like this is too pathetic to air like this is like which is crazy imagine imagine your job you engage with pedophiles

on a on a consistent basis you're fucking scum you're fucking trash and you know it was hilarious about it Kingston do you know you know catch him the school No. He's from there.

No, back home? Back home, yeah. No way. Yeah. It was this fad kid that kind of looks like that extra that's in every single movie. Oh yeah, that fucking guy. He looked kind of like that and he's talking about how like, I'm on medication. I'm fucking so sad.

I'm fucking, I'm retarded. And it's, it really is. And I'm retarded. Dude, it really is, unironically, it is actually. like one of the most pathetic things I've ever said and that just got me into like this this rabbit hole I'm mad, fat, fat, retarded I can't find my dick, I'm so fucking sad

I have type 2 diabetes and type 1 somehow I come rope I come out and it's this fucking real rope is rope out my dick and burns I gotta pull it out I get myself rope burn in my penis I can't fucking do it I get beaten up by my janitor every day it's so damn funny man The janitor beats me up with the kids all pointing a lap.

Oh, my God, dude, it's so insane. It's just, it's such a, I have, I have opinions about, like, people of those groups that I don't like voicing, because people get very angry when I voice my opinions about them. Fuck you're saying. I'm not going to voice. I'm not going to talk about it. You can't say that and then not say it. I think I know what the general, what the general vibe is you're going for.

You're going for the, oh, it's, they're, they're met. They're ill. They're ill. They're ill. They're ill. They need to be treated. No, no, no, no, no. My statement is that 100% if you have not acted and you seek help for those, those urges that are obviously not okay to be, to be had.

I think they deserve help if they seek help. If they have not acted, have not harmed anybody, they deserve help. That's my opinion. Look, if they make a cure for that. My, that's my opinion. Totally on board. That's the time. I understand that I understand that I'm.

The cure for that is the most dangerous fucking thing that could be made. Because if they figure out how to do that, then immediately these freaks are going to figure out how to cure, quote unquote, cure gayness. Like, that's going to be the next up because they think, they think it's synonymous. Like, all they're gay, and that's fucking animals. That's extremely horrifying. It's extremely horrifying. It would be fucking creep. But look, here's the thing.

I feel like those people, the ones that are seeking help and all they, shit. So you don't know that they're perverts and stuff because they are keeping it to themselves and they are trying to do something about it. I feel like most people unanimously have a problem with these fucks why we watch this show, Chris Hanson. No, no, no, I agree. You're right. You're 100% right.

You know, the people that, don't you take action. Going out of their way. That is, that is a problem and that is, I can't defend. I can't defend that. I want little beepy and then Chris Anton steps out and like, for me to say this, I understand to the people that have children I have went through that stuff as well. I'm very, I'm very

understanding that I don't have children. None of my fan members have read, well, none that I really know about it regarding anything very traumatic like that. And those things are very serious and I try not to be open. I try not to open up with those kinds of statements because of the fact that I'm a peace

and love kind of person. It's fucking lame and stupid and if you've been hurt someone that has a point like, well, there are people. That sounds like fucking the most disrespect which I ever, you know. They are people still and I'm just like, nigger, my dog got shot. I don't care if he's a person.

I want him dead, you know? Like, it's not, you shouldn't say shit like that a moment. It's, it's, it's, it's how I feel about

cops who shoot dogs. Where it's just like, I, I, I really do not care what happens to you at all. Like, just straight up. You must hate the SWAT period.

Especially if, oh yeah. Swat period. That's what they do, they kill dogs. They're the kings of it. Because, dude,

because, bro, it's like, it's always a dog that I could handle by myself. It's never like, fucking Cerberus, bursting out from the fucking

what to call it from Hades just bugging Dude If a three-headed dog The size of eight lions Is barreling at you You have my fucking

Full permission to shoot that thing Like I get it Right Like I would I fucking get it But it's always like Like a fucking shitsu Or like some

Some fucking It's like Oh sorry Sorry I had to unload Eight shotgun shots Into your fucking Chihuahua And now he's paste

What makes me so mad Is that these are fucking supposed to be the most tactically aware people, right? They're swat teams. I know, yeah, yeah. You drop them in to take care of problems.

Have someone in the deep with a tranquilizer. Dog moves, boop, sleep. Don't murder it. The bar is too low. You know, to be in law enforcement. Oh, yeah. Let's put it this way. Let's put it this way.

Let's put it this way. To cut some motherfucker's hair, to cut my bitch-ass hair, you got to get a license. And you do not need to. to have a license to be in law enforcement. Let that sink in. That is 1,000% real. You go through the academy, you pass it. Now, you are not a license.

So here's the thing. If you do some horrific shit, there's no license to revoke. So usually what they do is they just fire you from that precinct and then you go and you go and plied another one. That's fucking nuts. But if you cut someone's fucking scalp off as a barber, your license is gone. Yeah. bro the

the dumb shit that the rules that we have and and I always say that it is our fault to let these things slide like when we have problems with the Supreme Court or fucking anything or it's like these people can be fossils or anything I'm like the fact that we just sit back

and let it happen I'm like well I can't be too angry I can't be because look at the end of the day am I going to the city council meetings am I petitioning? Am I doing anything? It's like self-directed anger in some way. Yeah, I don't know.

Whatever. I ain't doing shit, bro. I'm just mad. Did you guys see this? I'm out of a beard and beat off. What do you guys feel about the we're going to get into questions. We're going to get into questions after this.

But I want to get your, Jesus Christ. That's a good time, though, isn't it? You just fucking pound a beer and then bust? That's got to be fucking amazing. You burp and bust the same time. That is something I've never even thought of trying. Burp and bust. You just feel like that.

Fucking get it ready, get it ready, get it ready. You just feed it. And then you're just feeding it, bro. You're feeding it. Welcome. Welcome to burp and busters. You can get a beer to jack off. There's a fucking arcade where you just.

You get a, you get a beer, and you get a beer, and as you drink the beer in jerksy wall. That sounds like a fucking, like a human centipad level, like South Park. Yeah, yeah. Sounds like a trip and busters, where you can burp and bust all over your friends. All over your friends, and they won't arrest you. You won't get arrested. Are you tired of drinking your beer and coming on your friends and they call the cops? That is so vile.

Captain Brup and Busters. You're hanging out with somebody, and he's like drinking a beer. He walks in, he walks and he's drinking a beer. He's like kind of his lower body is kind of obscured by whatever it is. He turns the corner, finish the beer burps and fucking hits you with like a fucking gooey one. You're just like, yo, what's doing to me, dude? Look, I, because I brought up South Park because it was in my head, but I have to bring up. I was watching South Park the other day, right?

And I was watching the episode where Ike goes to save the Princess of Canada from tooth decay. Oh, right, right. I heard a slur in that in that episode that I could not believe was as funny. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy choice simply steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray-and-tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections like Healthy Choice Simply Steamers grilled chicken and broccoli alfredo.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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But I need the context to be fully understood that I'm simply quoting South Park. And they're in Canada and they're with Eskimos. And this Canadian fellow says to the Eskimos, these goddamn polar gooks. And I couldn't fucking believe my, I couldn't believe my ears. That is a genuine Canadian racism right there. fucking hilarious.

What? You know. Isn't that insane? That is such a, like, that's top tier. That is so, that is a top, I, I, I, I fell off my couch laughing. Because it's the delivery of it, too. Obviously, it's Trace Stone and Matt Parker. They do like a really, like, that Team America delivery.

Right. By the way, Team America really holds up as well. I saw it the other day again, too. Great. But what makes that, what makes it, I feel like I was given a. new sword, you know? Like, you're playing an adventure game, you're a weapon. Look, I really,

I really need, I, this needs, the context of this is very important. I got to look that up. But anyway, let's see. How do you guys feel about this fucking Wonka thing? I mean, I don't know. He's a good actor, so it'll probably be like a good

movie. I haven't seen it. We've done that. There's a Timothy Shalameh, uh, Wonka movie out, or not out, but like there's a trailer for it. And it's, it's it's not great you know oh really I mean he seems really off why don't they keep doing

chocolate shit what is that what do you mean in Wonka yeah what is what is Wonka what do you mean make you chocolate for why the fuck Goku keep fighting what do you do like the whole fucking thing

why can they delve into something else like goddamn it is it is weird it is weird it is weird to me that Wonk, there's never been a Wonka movie that talks about how he made nerds.

I mean, real shit. Because nerds are a Wonka product, or at least they were, I don't know if they are anymore. Because I think Wonka's gone, actually, as a company. Yeah, I think Wonka is a, got caught on Epstein Island or something. Something like that. I don't remember. I can't remember it.

Polar. Bro, how many fucking chocolate factory things do we need, though? Like, actually, for real, though. Like, uh, the, there's that one word. What's it? Um, what's his name again? Johnny Depp's like, he's like dead or something. What is it?

Is he a corpse? Is he like a corpse or something? No, he's just, he's just Johnny Depp being an eccentric chocolatier. What are you an asshole? Yeah, like, is he not dead? I don't understand. Like, I'm looking at him. He looks like he's dead.

I've always understood him being like, he reanimated or something. No, he's just a gray boy. He's just a little gray boy. Oh. So I didn't see it. I just assumed that he was, he was a, like literally,

you didn't see a chocolate back? That's crazy. No. They were probably a little old though. Yeah. Yeah, and also, I mean,

Willy Wonka was fine in the chocolate factory. I was fine with that movie. I didn't, I saw no need for there to be any sort of remake for it or whatever.

You didn't want to see the sequel or continuation or anything. I saw Blazing Saddle before that movie, right? So, for some reason, in the back part,

heard the N-word a lot during that movie, even though it didn't happen. It wasn't happening. It did happen. It didn't, it did. It wasn't happening, but I was assuming. It happens on the scene where it happens at the beginning,

in the beginning, in Willy Wonka's first intro scene where he's like walking slowly with the cane and then he pretends to fall. And he just says it real quick. He says it real, he says it real quick while he's rolling. And then everybody's like, the idea of someone falling.

He tells Charlie, you lose. And then saying, Endward is crazy. Because that makes sense. That makes sense. You say like, fuck him like, shit. You don't say it. I don't say.

I don't know. I know Charlie's, every time Charlie's, um, uh, grandpa's on the scene, he says the N-word. And every time he's, you know, when they're floating up towards the fan, they're about to be executed. He, he screams it at the umpalumpas every time he sees them. No, no, no, no, no. We gotta stop this, nigga fan. No, no, no, no, he says it, but he has no ill intent. That is just what they were called when he was growing up.

And he's trying to do better. He calls them negroids now. But he just, he, he is, he does. It's like a 70-year-old saying Oriental. It's like... He doesn't want to be rude. He's like... I get it, man.

I get it. They were called that. I understand their people. I've marched with them. Charlie, what are all these polar groups doing here? What are they doing with my chocolate? I couldn't believe... Leave my chocolate alone, you know fucking devious.

You goddamn zipper heads. Anyway, let's get the... Stop that. Let's get the question. Grand Tarino was dope, man. He was so racist the whole time. But then he sacrificed himself, which redeemed his racism. That movie, the way I feel about Gran Tarantino is the way that other people feel about Quentin Tarantino movies.

Where I'm like, how necessary was this really? He's so racist in that movie the whole time. I'm like, Jesus Christ, dude. That's why it's hard for me to take the Tarantino's, I'm. seriously, it's like, dude, I don't know, man. Well, the first time I watched, the first time, I'll never forget watching Pulp Fiction the first time. I was like, this dead inward storage thing, was this really necessary?

Like, it didn't do anything. It didn't help that scene in any way possible. It was just racist. That's what makes that scene, like, that scene in particular. That is the one that where I'm like, there was no need. for that. I don't know about that. I think it's fucking hilarious.

It's funny. It's funny. It's funny that it's there. It's funny that it's in the middle of this movie. It would be like in the middle of like Christopher Robin. I feel like in the middle of Christopher Robin, you find out that that Tigger is circumcised. You know, it would be like, what the fuck are you on right now? Okay.

Good to know. Yeah, it's like, okay. I guess that's in this. He's circumcision. And he was like, what? Hey, everyone, I'm a Jew. And then he fucking just like, and he jumps really high.

Bounces on his dick. He jumps really high. He lands on like one of the fucking the yam kipport things. Because he bounces, because he bounces on his tail in the show. Yeah. In the, he might have this his fucking dick the whole time.

It's so, it's so sensitive. And he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like wincing every time he, every time he bounces. That is so fucking.

I love the idea of Tigger bouncing on his dick. That is so fucking stupid. That made me really upset. I love Tigger. That made me really mad. They called me Tigger because my dick is bigger. And then he just bounces away. They call me Tigger because this dick is bigger than any.

All right. That is fire. That is fire. I saw that. I saw that coming from every fucking miles away. I saw that coming from orbit, dude. You can't tell me that's great. Every time Tigger is mentioned, I'm just like, who's going to say it?

Who's going to say it? Every time I just, it's too close to it. Than any other nits. You know, I'm watching. I'm watching, I'm watching, because it's on HBO Max, I'm watching The Nanny. It's a show. I used to watch when I was a kid, and I was like, oh, yeah, I remember this. And I've seen Seinfeld like two million times.

So I'm like, oh, yeah, let me rewatch this show I haven't seen since I was a kid. Interesting. The nanny is one of the horniest shows I've ever fucking seen in my life. Oh, it's bad. I can't. I can't believe. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one.

20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. That I would sit there and watch that show with my family. Like, it's honestly fucking insane. You know what show? I thought about doing a video of like, hey, guys, this is me.

I'm going to be watching the nanny until I come. And then it just cuts. It just cuts like really, really quick. You know what show is really funny? I'm married with children. That show is like just a husband eventually getting to the point where he wants to hit his wife. That's all that show is. That shows my spirit animal, man.

It's like, oh man, I'm going to hit this bitch. It was making fun of fat chicks, calling Marcy a lesbian. So good. That's a good. They have that no-ma'am club, which was so fucking stupid. Fucking, fucking families would gather around and watch that show. And watch some entertainment. Married with children.

That is crazy. I fucking hate you, Peg. I'm going to slit your throat. And this motherfucker can, like, afford an entire house by selling shoes and shit. Like, that's the, that's the, that's the shit, dude. He has a house in his bitch wife. I'm going to fucking, I'm going to fucking stop your clit until it's flat, Peg. Get the fuck away from me.

Peg, one day I'm going to kill the kids, and I'm going to blame it on you, and they're going to believe it because I'm never here. I'm working all the time, but I'm going to kill him. Our son's a fucking jackass. Peg, look at him. I'm going to enroll you in archery, so I have an excuse to cut your tits off, bitch. That is outrage. Wait, archers can't have big tits?

Kelly, you absolute slut. Come here. Come here. Yeah, I caught myself off guard with that way. You have any, uh... Holy shit. You got any friends, Kelly? You gonna bring some of your slut-ass friends over, Kelly?

Well, and I'll fuck him in front of bud, show him out to be a real man. You think I want to eat you out with your fucking bacterial vaginosis peg? You bettereal vaginosis. You're a n-ow. Al, you're a, you're a fucking... You're a fucking owl. I can smell my dick under water after I fuck you, Peg. Oh, fucking Christ

Oh, I'm sweating. I'm trying to be honest. Payne God, it seems the cornerstone of a religious. Oh. Oh, fuck. Let's get out of the questions. Oh, man. Oh, God.

I don't feel so good. I love that. That's like, that's the leveled up version of Al Bundy. That's where this show would have went if he was on HBO. Like if married with children, they should bring back married with children. Bro, the spirit. Is they still alive? Everybody's still alive.

Katie's still alive. Katie's a girl looked good in that motorcycle show. Sons of Anarchy. Oh, yeah. She looked pretty good. David Faustino. She was the mom? Yeah, she was married to Clay.

Yeah, Leela. Yeah, Leela. Yeah, she was married to Leela. Hellboy was married to Leela. That's funny. I like that. that. Actually, let's do Sons of Anarchy, but then they use their other shit. Like, they'll use, uh, can somebody, I want AI. You know what? I'm going to try to see if AI can do a scene of

Sons of Anarchy where it's Hellboy. Um, what's the Charlie Hannan, Hanum? What the fuck's that guy's name? Who? Uh, plays someone his name? The Pliac who plays Jackson? What up the hell us do they do? Specific Rim and that's it. I think he didn't do anything else, did he? Jackson's the main character, right? Yeah. What the fuck happened? to that guy. He made his money off of a really successful show and he did nothing. What the hell else did he do? He was an Excalibur or something like King Arthur

or something like that. Oh shit. Nobody saw that. Yeah, that sucks. That sucks. Nobody saw that. So he did like two movies and then he fucking died. I think he's dead. So, okay. Fucking money from that fucking son was so popular, bro. Crazy.

I actually, Sons is one of those shows that had a lot of seasons and I liked every season. like even because I think I don't know how many seasons seven, eight seasons I have no idea I don't like when I went to Ireland that was stupid I mean I get why they went but yeah the weakest part yeah when they

they had to go get Frank back yeah we got to get Frank back You know it's crazy I think they stole Frank Every every effect show eventually goes to Ireland Is there There must be some pro Ireland shit That the studio execs are

They're probably Irish supremacy or some shit Anyway. I take him to Ireland. All right, let's take a quick little break, huh? Chris? Yeah. We'll be right back. We'll be right back.

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If so, when, or has it happened already? Honestly, personally, I feel like this has happened already. Yeah. In the classic rock? I feel like, I feel like, especially there are certain songs. Like, dude, wake me up when September ends is a, is classic rock. Like, just straight up. It's just, it's a classic rock ballad for sure.

Yeah, yeah. And then so, right? Well, I mean, you know. It's by a punk band. You know what the problem is? by a punk what the problem is even though the classification is correct people don't usually classify music in that way I had this problem with uh and people in general had this problem with uh this kid this zoomer he called um nirvana oldies but like to him that that shit's 30 years old and so it's it's old ass music to him but i'm like no

we don't classify when you say oldies you think about specific artist and same thing with classic rock like oh the first thing pops in your head is like, Led Zeppelin, ACD, you start thinking of that genre. You think of a new band, Greta Band Fleet, but people want to say that's like classic rock because of the style that they play. Well, that's the thing is, though, kind of.

It is, though, it totally is. So, so I think the distinction here is that classic, as far as, like, as far as a genre goes, isn't really married to an era. No, it,

It is, it has nothing to do with the, it has nothing to do with the actual passage of time. Yeah, that's like, mostly. Like, in the same way that oldies, like, like, oldies is like, what would you could, like Louis Armstrong, I assume? Yeah, like, when you play, like, a radio station, there's like a certain type of. Oldies is, oldies is, oldies is, oldies is, there's like a, there's like a few, there's like a Chicago's Motown vibe that a lot of oldies live in. What's like a, what, what's, what's like Sinatra? oldies Well, technically

It's swing, I know And lounge But like I just feel like Some people would probably classified as oldies But there's like a soulfulness To the word oldies

Like if what I get Why I gather that There's radio stations Like an LA radio station Called K Earth 101 That would be Dedicated to Oldies And it would be just a bunch of black ass

niggas fucking stinging their asses off You know what I mean Like as a even though Even though the The term oldies really does transcend the vibe. It's supposed to. Yeah, that makes sense.

Like classic rock, there is multiple genres of rock and roll that existed in the 60s and 70s, and it's just enough time past it called classic. I think it's... You know what it is? How many kinds of rock worth it back then? We're conflict. What do you mean? Like Rockabilly? Rockabilly's old as shit, but they don't consider a classic rock.

There's hair metal. There was like, you know. How about it was 80s, though, that's not. And then there was, and then there was active, there was, I don't know what you would call it, but like, like, uh, uh, Creedence Clearwater, um, that had like, I would say that's definitely classic rock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it was very similar to like Led Zepp in some ways. Yeah, but, uh, I think the distinction is the only thing that really moves with us isn't like genre terms. It's, it's just terminology and like so retro, for example.

Like, there is a point. where something will become retro. But there will never be a point where, there might not be a point where, like, I don't know, fucking disturbed. It becomes classic rock. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right?

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. You know, because you imagine. This is a classic, disturbed. Yeah, like, it is,

the funny that you know, I was actually thinking about making it. Go ahead. It, dude, it does make me laugh thinking about how, like, there will be a point where we will be really old. And like kids will like kids will be like what did you listen to? And then we'll be sitting there feeble and like turning

over to like a fucking radio and being like this is what we used to listen to back in my day. And it's just blaring. It's blaring in a way that like that's so like old people listening to music that sounds like it was recorded

on fucking banana peals and tripwire is the only thing that I can conceptualize. So when I think about like our generation being old and being like, we used to listen, this is what I used to listen to when I was young and it's like, wet ass pussy. You know, like,

that's crazy to think, dude. That is such a weird, imp3 files too. They're like, ugh. Yeah, yeah. They're like, ew, this doesn't even, I can't even taste the fucking chords. So archaic. But like, so crazy. That's a real thing. It's going to be a time people going to be like, oh, what songs do you remember as a kid?

and it's going to be like fucking like just songs that you can't believe it's going to be old people fucking literally old people by the millions blaring blink 182

in in fucking retirement homes like actually for real this brings me back oh this takes me back where are you that's insane to imagine

I did it again I did it again you did it again you did it again? I did it again. When I looked the way, no! I did it again.

Oh, fuck, I love it. God. Allergies, man. Oh, my God.

They fucking get it again. I keep missing it. I've been there. Audio listeners. Audio listeners is the second time I've just not rocketed. Because it's got allergies, man. I gotta keep titschew by me.

Yeah, you got to, man. That's awesome. But, all right. What were we? Oh,

yeah. So, yeah, I don't think, I don't think, I think before this episode I thought that maybe yeah you could argue

that like maybe like Green Day is classic rock but now that I think about it like I don't think I think it's too genre specific it would be like trying to say like it's almost like saying like oh Portal is a first person shooter which is like I guess

but like it's something that's not it's not how you're it's first person and you shoot things but it's not that would be like the worst way to describe portal. Yeah, you wouldn't give it to somebody that like, oh, I want to play something

like, call a duty, you wouldn't give them portal. You're like, what the fuck? Yeah, I would say, what are you doing? Yeah, I would say it's classic rock with no capital letters. Like, non-proper noun classic rock. I think it'll just forever

be classified as, like, there is a certain style that it'll always be classified as that it'll never, I don't even think rock, there's rock and roll bands that show up today, like, technically Kings of Leona's like alternative rock or something. But, like, they'll just be like rock.

It would just be, people would just kind of try to shuffle them into things. But when they get older, you're not going to call them classic. It's just classic is just that sound. People are looking for, if you say, hey, do you want to go to a classic rock concert? People know exactly what you mean. Like, oh, I'm expecting, I'm expecting. She was a fast machine.

She kept her motor queen. He's the best fine woman that I... That's so gross. I hated how kind of perfect that was. That's a very good. It's very good. You did a very good job with that day. All right.

The first time I heard that guy, I was like, what, am I? Is this a joke? It's, he sounds like if a pug learned had to speak overnight. Sounds like what? Like if a pug learned to speak

overnight like that's how I imagine a pug like it would sound. Hey. Hey, Hey, master. Yeah,

it's, I gotta pee. Gross. This thing needs to be shot and murder. It reminds me a clown from a metal oclips. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Calkin. All right, let's Calk. All right, let's move on. Scream Team, Rodin. Scream Team Rodin, he says,

Hello, you three gutless bottoms. I was wondering if there are any songs, movies, TV shows, et cetera, that are made by or star people you can't stand, but also you thoroughly enjoy. I hate Mark Ruffalo. It's an awesome beginning. That's an it. Awesome.

I hate Mark Ruffalo. He has a face that imbues my soul with rage, but love the Avenger movies. Mark Ruffalo sucks my penis. geez I don't like it for what let me

there's two reasons there's two reasons one of them doesn't have to do with him actually actually uh

so what he uh Edward Norton was fucking awesome no it was not the Incredible Hulk was fucking great

ed was the worst part of that movie what you mean he was fine he was I like look look I like

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7-365. Wow.

Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law Firm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. He didn't do anything bad in that movie What are you talking about? Who do you think was better? It was better?

I don't know. The fucking the guy did the first one? No. Oh, you mean? Lufirigna? No, not Lufurigna. No, not Lufurigna. No, the guy in the first Incredible Hulk movie.

Are you talking about Sony one? Are you talking about Hulk? Are you talking about Ang Lee? Ang Lee's Hulk? Yeah, I love that movie. What's his name? Eric Banna? Fuck that guy.

You're out of your mind. That movie sucks. Betty? Hey Betty I was like What's happening? I was like

Is he retarded? I like how Gross he loved That movie made me Cry Did he fight like Giant Poodles Or some shit

In that movie He did He fought giant poodles And And they were all like They were all like Hulk They were all like Hulk

Halk! Stop eating us to death, Hulk! Stop hitting us so hard, Hulk! Stop hitting us so hard! I'm dying! They really, they really wrote that. What? They really wrote that into a fucking script

that the Hulk beats up three giant mutant poodles. What the fuck? That movie was so... That movie was just as bad as Superman Returns, where they just didn't give... They didn't have a clear, concise villain for this powerful person to thwart. So it is through shit at him.

And I'm like, what is this movie? The Hulk is about... It's a bunch of shit. And the incredible Hulk with Edward Norton, still to this day, I fucking love... When he fights Abomination, I think people need to just pay attention

to the tension right before they clash and Abomination fucks him up at first. There's like a part... There's a part... Right before when he rips the fucking shirt off and he does this little shoulders... Oh, darn. Drop my phone.

I got too excited. But, like, he, like, rips his shirt off and does this little shoulder shrug. It's the coolest fucking thing and the fibers and the muscles. And then, of course, a little when Abomination just fucks him up in the running because you wouldn't expect that. That is such a... He gets punched once. He gets punched once in the stomach. And then he comes and he goes, oh.

And then the movie ends, right? I never saw an incredible wall. He gets... He gets... He's like, oh, Bobby. And he falls down. And they... They randomly got in, they randomly got in one of the famous graces that got in Hickson Gracie.

Because he's living in, Bruce Banner's living in the favelas of Brazil. He's hiding out there. And he needs to learn out of control of anger. And the graces, especially Hickson, has a breathing technique that he really emphasizes on, like this meditation type of thing. So they just randomly bring in this guy, me as a mixed martial arts freak, I'm like, like just randomly like why would this is so cool that they randomly would just put this in here completely means nothing to anybody else uh so i think there was a lot of love in that movie my whole point is sorry getting completely off track so i was already disappointed that mark ruffalo

uh was replacing him and then the way that the Hulk was written in um in that movie how he was portrayed how bruce was betrayed uh i hated all of it and especially towards the end where he just was completely useless, I was like, oh, they took probably my fourth favorite superhero character in Marvel and just made him passive. And I'm like, that, has anybody watched Planet Hulk? Probably one of the favorite or just like anything surrounding that shit. Like, people love Hulk, right? Look, look, people like Hulk, but Hulk is stupid. I'll get a stupid character. But he's not, though. He's dumb. He's, he's a character about trauma. He's not even stupid.

Like, I said, like, they tried to do a little bit of Planet Hulk in, um, in, in, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, did some of it. And that was fun. That was the funnest part of Hulk's arc. And then once that was over, I was like, Hulk's gay again. Did you see, do you guys ever, Jerry, do you guys are getting to fights with Hulk hands? An adversary more. Saying it? Oh, the Hulk hands?

Jerry, did you guys ever get, ever get to fights with Hulk hands? No, I want, I always want, I actually. I'm going to order some holkins if they can do that right now. There used to be they had to, I don't remember if they recalled them or not, or if there was like a, there was something going on with the hulk cans. No, no, no, no. It wasn't lead. It was that people would wear the hulk cans and they would fucking punch each other really hard. Because they, because when you're wearing hulk cans, the only thing you're going to do with hulk cans is hit things.

That's what he does. He hits things. Yeah. And so people in like college, people in. in college would get him and they would organize Hulkhand fight clubs and stuff and they would deck each other in the face with fucking Hulk cans. $22

$22.000. I'm gonna get some Hulk cans. That was a crazy popular story. That was a wildly popular tournament. Oh my God, they have one weird. Sock and boppers are pretty dope. More people get knocked on condo sock and boppers. Those people get knocked to sleep, bro.

I was like, whoa. I remember. I remember being at the playground once. I remember me playing at the playground once. We were playing Spider-Man, and I had the web shooter or whatever, the web shooter with a silly string. By the way, top-fucking tier toy for that time. But I can't remember this friend that I was playing with was playing the Green Goblin.

He was like, he was like screaming at me or something. Then I webbed, that it wetted his throat, that he gargled a little bit. He was like, ah-ha-ha. And he was the sad. It was like actually scary. I thought I killed him. I just remember that thinking about the Hulk hands.

You ever see this is kind of when you're making like that choking noise? Did you ever see that video of these people at a Halloween store? He put the finger in his mouth. He puts the, like, the entire thing. It's a long finger. Like, one guy's wearing, like, a weird mask, and a guy puts, like, a fake finger in his mouth. But he puts, like, a seven-inch finger all the way to guys throw.

He did so funny. You ever see that, Chris? No, I haven't seen that. Oh, my God. It's so funny. It's extremely invasive. It's extremely. Like he does it all faster the whole thing

If you can find it and send it to me But I think I have that a lot of my likes If you can find it If you can find it, send it to me No I don't tell I just I don't think of 9.3 million views I don't know if I have any

actors I don't know if I have any Put in this chat I don't know if I have any movies or things that like movies that I like despite them starring an actor that I hate. Chances are, if I've ever said that, like, oh, I can't stand this actor in the past, I'm usually playing up some kind of joke.

I don't really care that much. Okay, like, okay, what is this video? Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply Steamers are delicious and healthy. The Tray and Tray Steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections, like Healthy Choice Simply Steamers grilled chicken and broccoli Alfredo.

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

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Oh, okay. I have seen that video. Okay, I'm stupid. That's such a long finger. It's invasive, bro. Like, that shit scratched his uvula, like, for sure. Like, it just fucking tore it off. I wish he threw up.

That would be so fucking hysteria. You know what it would be funny if he did it if nothing happened? He just went all the way down and nothing happened. And then, yeah, he just fucking just takes it. It went all the way down. It's all you got? It went all the way down and came up the urethra. He got invaded, bro.

He got pulled, bro. I don't know. Do you have any? Do you guys have any? I don't have anything I mean I was thinking of So okay guys oh officially Officially

I have finished the Walking Dead All 11 seasons It was torture Got through it And god damn There were definitely some characters That were in there Like curl was pretty fucking annoying

I wanted to kill him But then there was They upgraded curl Carl With this kid named Henry And Henry Henry It was the biggest

bitch in the universe and I hated him and the spoilers nobody's gonna watch this shit so they're not gonna watch the Walking Dead at this point if you haven't watched it

I just tortured myself this fucking kid's arc was so funny because he got more than 10 people executed for pussy this guy so long story short

there's the arc called the Whispers There's the art called the Whispers where the motherfuckers are wearing the skin mask and they heard zombies. They walk around with them and heard them. So they run into them, blah, blah, blah. They capture one of these girls who happens to be the daughter of the alpha of the pack.

Then they capture some of the town people and they're like, hey, exchange, exchange, right? That Henry guy got close to that bitch. So then once they swap people, he breaks back into their camp and steals her away because she's like, you don't need to be with these evil people. So then those people capture people from all the towns and then executes all of them and puts their head on spikes, including him. Literally got doctors and a bunch of people executed just for stealing pussy. And he didn't even get said pussy. And I was like, so yeah, like he tried to get pussy.

He got a kiss. That's the problem. That's the problem. And I. That's, that's, that's, that's the morally objectionable thing to me is that he failed. So, like, I hated that guy and I'm so glad that he died. Jesus death. What the fuck that he's dead?

What the fuck? That he's doing? Coolest character, literally like a one-man army. Oh, he double. Well, I understand how he got cut off guard because he didn't know that there was a whisper. But at the same time, bro, we've seen him dismantle people. Like, he was like what they, I think they wanted Dale to be in the beginning of like the cool, like, one-man army. And then they was like, let's just make Jesus him, but better.

And they did, and he was just like whooping. Like, he was fucking up a bunch of Regan's guys, runoff walls, kicking zombies, necks, breaking it. He was a demon. I understand it sucked how he died, but imagine if you were just about to bash in someone's scarecrow, and then it dodges and then just shanks you. Because that's essentially what happened. I would be so upset. What the fuck? Because you're not expecting this thing to make a move.

Oh. That zombie. makes a move and then stabs you like you weren't expecting the thing to fucking maneuver bro oh my god he had a mangan imagine you walk up to a mannequin imagine you walk up to a mannequin like a mannequin and you slap it in the face and then it turns around and rapes you know that's it's so strong too it's so strong no no no no no it's just stronger than you so it makes it You can feel yourself pushing back, but you're not doing enough. You're like, oh, my God, no.

Like an arm wrestling where you slowly start to make ground. You're like, no, no, he's stronger than me. Like, but no breathing, no, it's just doing it, though. So you're like, you know that you're going to, you're getting tired and it's still going at the same pace. It's not even doing anything. It's literally, it's not even, it's not even, it's not even. You know, I got to do something crazy right now or something like, you know, you're like, you know, You got to go for the throw.

It's going to bike the throw out of a mannequin. Well, the thing about it is, too, it's like, it's not even, it's a mannequin. So it doesn't have the parts to do anything to you. So what it really is doing is it's just, it's just dominating you and overpowering you and keeping you down for a really long time just to show you that you have no autonomy. And then it stands up and goes back and it just freezes. It starts getting his fingers ready. He starts licking his fingers to start fucking figuring. You're like, no.

No. There's no. There's no. It pretends because there's no tongue. It's just doing nothing. It's just doing nothing. Wiping. And then the manager opens up the store and then it goes back to normal.

Let's get another guy. And I'm like, what did you do? It's like, do not just your cry, you're bawling, sniveling, throwing up. It was, who's going? Why are you in here, sir? He was going. That was. You're under arrest.

You're under arrest for assaulting my mannequin. Very good. Dude, I would be so upset. I would destroy a mannequin I see. I would destroy a mannequin I see. What's the next question? Fuck, we've got to go. I would faint.

You know how you notice they're alive they're going to do something? So I'd throw a punch and a gun in the gut. You dead, Chris? No, no, I'm just right. Okay. Cerebral is the last one. Maybe we did not get a lot. Yeah, we'll fucking do an all-question show or something.

Next week we'll just do the entire, and we will actually do it. We'll just start the questions, and we'll let it go, and we'll gather as much as possible. Cerebral Halsey wrote in. It says, hello, human, human ursirang, golem, and MUTU minus the intelligence. I really have no idea what any of that is. Who's who? But thank you. I don't know.

I don't know who Mutu is I don't Look, whatever You know what Mutu is My question is I know what Mutu is Who's Mutu is? Who's Mutu in this

scenario? I guess Derek Because it dies Is it? Is that it? Yeah, I guess And he's also saying I'm not intelligent

I mean sure But who's Ursula? And who's Gol- I guess I'm Golm? I guess you're Golm? I would have to be, I can't imagine anything Is he going all Pokemon

or is you like Golm from whatever, dude. Yeah, fuck this nigga. Go ahead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're not even going to read your fucking question, cerebral. No, my question was,

my question is, was there ever a relationship where the girl's family ultimately led to the end of it, whether it be because they didn't like you or you didn't like her family? Ooh, I have both. Yeah, this has, this has never,

this has never been a factor for me. Or at least not a deciding factor. Something I'm going to concern where I'm like, I don't think your mom, I think you're, mom has a problem with my race. But, uh, but, uh, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think that was, is that crazy.

I briefly dated a, uh, chick from my, uh, we, we, uh, she came in, no, she, she was just late, but she was in, well, we went to high school together. I was going to say she came in later, but no, I remember seeing her in freshman year. Um, but yeah, after outside of high school, we, uh, had like a summer fling type thing that, that, who knows, maybe it could have been more. I don't fucking know but I actually hung out of the house a couple of times

fucking dead It's just some fight The most stereotypical Like racist truck Guy You know like you just He'd be one of the people Shooting his Bud Light cans

Essentially And uh yeah But he said I hate this woke Trans beer Yeah exactly He drinks it anyway He's probably doing it right now literally

And But he didn't say anything Fucked up to me but he wants, and maybe I might have said this on the podcast before, that he just said something, I'm paraphrased, but on the lines is like, I'm one of the good ones kind of a thing. And I was like, get the fuck out of here, bro.

I was like, get the fuck out of here. Like, it was just, it really just turned me off, even though she wasn't like that at all, but I'm just like, ugh. Yeah, because then you have to think, because you have to think, like, man, what is this going to look like? Like, because, what do we have kids? Look, men, men get allowed.

of shit for like just being focused on like the you know the just the the the sex shit right but like like I think even even in your first like the I'm always thinking about like man what does this mean like what does this aspect mean like if I did marry this person hypothetically I got to deal with this every fucking Thanksgiving right oh man imagine our family's coming together because I have some family that they would clash heads for sure because they don't put up with that shit at all

that was awkward I was just like I fuck all that noise and there was one in particular that was on the it was I dated this chick that was Nigerian and Indian and her parents

suck the biggest dick that was basically the white guy and well they would have probably preferred me be a white guy because they were they were immediately African and Indian they love white people They were immediately like, because they came to America and made it. Fucking mansion. They lived on this one isolated house on the hills on Fullerton Road.

Like you're in my city. Like there's just some house. There's this big ass one that I always drive by. And she happened to live there. I was like, why are you fucking serious? Anyway, I went Thanksgiving dinner. They fucking grilled me like, so what do you do for a living? I'm fucking 18 years old.

I'm like, well, I just graduated high school. so I'm going to take a break and I'm going to figure out they're like so you're you haven't already been accepted to a call they were fucking like basically grilling me well I'm trying to eat their fancy fucking that was a that was a fucking that was an interview dude it was an interview and it was so fucking awkward that they they basically did not like me they did not approve of me like the African dad was like why are you not a millionaire why are you going to why why are you going to abuse and rape my daughter because you are gangster You know, like, he's like, the way that he, the way that basically Africans don't like black Americans.

Yeah. Yeah, unfortunately. And so he hated me. It's not their faults. It's not, I get, I get. It's America's fault. But it's like, it's just, you know, they don't like us. But it's also still like, hey guy, get to know me before you judge me, please, Mr. African man.

Yeah. And then, okay, we had me and this chick, we had a slight argument. And this was the end of our relationship. Her mom was in the background. I was on my way to see my friend that. had an appendectomy. And we, for some reason, we're having an argument on the phone while I'm driving there. And her mom is in the background talking shit and calling me poor and stuff.

And I was like, holy shit. I have never experienced this before in my entire life. I mean, I was only 18. But still, I've never, in classes, I'm never experienced it like that before. And that obviously couldn't go anywhere because her parents were just the absolute fucking worst. Yeah. Oh, my God.

There you go. Well, I, so many times, God, man. So many. So many times. Because I used to date white women before and I was like, it's just, especially where we're from. It's just, it's just under, it's just under, slightly under the surface. You'll see that shit.

Like, they'll be cool with you and then something will happen and you'll notice like, oh, this person's racist, but they don't even know they're racist. When we say, when we're where we're from, we're talking not about New York, but. Upstate New York, like, up, up, up. Yeah. We're not even that up, but we're away from New York. We're up. We're not even that up, dude.

We can take a train to the city. That's what's crazy. It gets even, what's crazy is that it gets even worse. You know what's crazy? But then it gets, it turned into the ultra because Buffalo is the hood, hood, hood of New York. Like, I would say Buffalo is worse than New York City is now. Oh, easily. Buffalo's worst than much.

Buffalo's horrible. Buffalo has the highest murder rate in New York State. That is insane. It's so fucking cold. You have niggers living in that cold? Bro, they're insane. They're insane. You know why?

Because they kill people And then they fucking Throw them in a They don't even need They just bury them in the snow And no one ever finds Four months later Five four months later

Oh Just fucking piles on They're gone Yeah So like There was one There was one girl I liked

She was Asian And um She was Asian And um And Latina Her dad was didn't like Because I was black Straight up

Because I was black When he found that I was Hispanic He was like Oh you're cool And I was like You didn't like me until you find out was Puerto Rican. Are you serious? So that fucking fell apart.

She was a really cool girl. So funny. Then there was a girl that was a jugglo. She was the fucking jugglo. So that's all I got to say. Jugglet. That's crazy, man. We had a whole episode dedicated to that. Lily's parents are, I love, I love, Lily's dad is like a father to me now.

Like, he's my swaggerer. I really appreciate him. But he was very, he's very serious compared to me. He's, like, very serious. What is insane is Lily's not very serious. so he was like very like grilly but he wasn't he didn't push me away anything like that I know I'm gonna be very honest when he found when he saw my skin was black

he definitely I could see it in his eyes Dizmeal He was like He was like Now I gotta deal with this If you know Lily and Lily never Had any hints to liking black men ever She didn't discriminate against him

But she was like a Justin Bieber girl Like a fucking Troy from fucking high school musical girl And then she walks in with my fucking like 6 foot three gigantic black men back ass. She's like, he's just like, when did this happen, you know? So, like, he, but they've always been respect. Her mom adores me. Her mom likes me more than she likes her. She likes her. She's like, her mom, like, can't stand Lily, but she adores me. She's like, I go over and I talk to the mom, and she's like so happy with me, been in a little,

she's like, oh, fuck this bitch is back. You know. Oh, see, your Kingston. But there's been, there's been, like, so many, like, I don't know, like parents, but usually the parents are not, like, I don't know, moms usually always like me. Mothers always have a good time with me. because I'm very respectful to mothers They're trying to get piped, man Dad always give this weird, like, energy because I think this is because I'm a black man.

They think that, like, I'm going to, I'm just there to fuck their daughter. You're going to beat them and shit, all the stereotypes. It's like, dude, I'm so not like that. Like, my family's probably rich in you, sir. Like, my grandma makes more money than anyone in your family put together probably.

Like, I just, I'm just, I just think your daughter's pretty, and I want her to touch my penis. No mom is where you're black. I don't like it. I don't like to boil it down to that, but that really is what it is. It really is all any of this, any of this is. Amen. Anyway.

All right. This is it. We're done now. We're leaving. We're guys, gentlemen. Wait, hold on. We got to, we got the fucking credits. Close it.

Yeah. The closer. Remember that stupid show called The Closer with that blonde bitch? She was like, oh, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. You're, you're, you're, it's a show called the Closer. I just don't respect it enough to continue thinking about it. But I think I know what you're talking about. That's not real.

Carry on. The closer? Anyway, redneck like detective. I'm a closer. I'm a dumb, bitch. Yeah, it looks like me my fuck the kid again. You got to be so fucking rude. That's a demographic of people that deserves respect, even though they're disgusting.

Yeah. Yeah. They want respect. They can come to the fucking coasts and get it from me. Pry for my fucking cold dead hand. Come over, come over to the fucking coasts where civilization is. Right.

Fucking fly over retards. Right. Amen. All right, let's move on. Uh, count me down. Hey. Three. Two.

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we would like to congratulate you for saving the baby shoved by shoving the horse off the bridge. God damn, I accidentally paid for another month of $25 tier rewards. Fuck you for not beating Eldon Ring, Chris, I hate you. I'm sorry, man. You didn't do much going on.

I mean, I got 100 hours into it, and then I kind of took a break, and then I went back to it, I was like, I can't continue. You got 100 hours and didn't beat it? That's fucking wild. Wow. I took a lot of time, because I took a lot of time just, like, meandering, and just sort of like grinding. And I got to, like, I got to the cold area with the ice dragon, and then I was like,

hmm, this is hard. and then I put it down and then I played a bunch of other things and then I went back to it and by the time I had gotten back to it my muscle memory had atrophied so hard and I was in such a hard part of the game that I was like

I don't even remember what my bill I don't remember what I was doing I don't remember what my bill was I was all's games every time like I sincerely and it's such a big game when I play souls games

I just beat them I sit down and I'm like I'm beating this game I'm finishing this game that's the only game I'm playing right now I'm playing for Final Fantasy 16 I'm going to beat

I just got to the point where I got all the cool upgrades so I can actually do a lot of cool shit and I'm like yay I'm finally really cool You might be further You might be further than me I haven't really had a chance But I uh I don't know

I don't know I just I play too many things that way I have to play new shit every week True Or at least I have to have something new to say about it Something every week As far as today's just game gay And then that's it

Yeah, I'm playing this It's a little gay Then get handed a sack of money For singing a game is gay That's crazy That's like Craig the Canadian Richard fissing

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Unless you work on Gullum If you can't give us to the podcast Please don't man I understand using a job is hard Yeah we don't want people to feel fucking weirdly compelled to like in the middle of a fucking economic downturn to just like oh

I can't I can either I can either afford an extra ammo or dinner like don't you know I appreciate it though everything you guys do we appreciate it helps us out for real and we will kill you if you don't do

it and we're like we'll no no no we won't no he won't don't know he's crazy we will keep a tally we'll keep a tally of believe me I have a whole list of all of you who have, you know, dipped out and come back in, the disloyales, as I call them, and we will fucking get you.

Like, I'll get you personally. You're a fucking maniac. No, we're not. We're not going to do anything to you. Thank you for you. Don't fucking speak for me. Don't fucking speak for me. We appreciate your house.

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Yeah, they are. I know the beach are saying. Goet, I can believe, because Goetay looks Australian. Yeah, that's true. You didn't have to cut me off. Make it like it never happen in that way with nothing. Ew. That's disgusting. God damn.

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it maybe it's pretty easy yeah it'll be funny seeing that song horribly would be fun too ah i do you sing it like angus young i'll do the hook you just sing it a little bit You're saying like ACDC. I need a hero. I'm holding that for a hero. Yo, you just got me an idea of taking that fucker's voice and putting him in every song, like Billy Jean and shit, like Mr. Krause. Billy Gene is my lover. I hate him.

It sounds like a microwaved fucking Maguai. It's so horrifying. A mogwai. What is a magway? You know what a mogwai? No. It's the gremlins. It's the little creature.

Oh, my God. That's actually called. Yeah. I can't remember now. I know no one. Talk this way. You know what it is? It's actually, it is actually just straight up Marge Simpson.

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I have an idea what's going on. I don't want to get it clip. This is the guy's name. By the way, I would. I have no qualms about saying this. I just feel like you people watching are fucking weird. But... Is it racist to blurt out guacamole nigger penis five times a day for no reason?

This isn't a joke. No. I mean, it's weird that it's happening for no reason. That's bizarre. It sounds more like a tick than autism. Sounds more like Tourette's than autism. Yeah, you've got problems is what it seems like. You're neurological all fucked up, bro.

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