The Snark Tank - #163: Barbenheimer

Episode Date: July 25, 2023

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And then he goes, and he gives like this speech where he goes like, don't let anybody hold you back. And then he like squares up in front of the camera and starts like making like weird gorilla noises and then passes out. What? Do you not remember this? What do you want about? Put the video on the chat. Yeah, hold that I got to,

hold on. Oh, my God. Welcome, welcome for the StarC tank, guys. Welcome to the StarC tank. Yeah, welcome to the Stark Tank. What's going on,

y'all? It's us. It's us, it's us, the three, the three Megroes. Sounds like you're on, you're on some drugs, Master Wayne.

Catch me. It was, all right, it's, I, I'm putting it. Get the ketamine. Outfrogate the ketamine.

Alfred, I'm gonna go to race. Oh, wait, hold on. No, sorry, that's nothing wrong. That's a fucking commentary video about it. Oh, about it? Alfred, eat the dog. Yeah, here it is. It's, uh, it's about, it's about, you don't need to see the speech.

Uh, it go to 47 seconds. He looks like a troll doll that turned into a person. Dude, he looks like, he looks like, like, wish version of Shaq, but with hair. I don't know. Oh, you look like a lot of people mixed together. Go to 47, he said? Yeah, let's go. Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. I know that speech. He didn't pass out, really. No, no, he fell over. He didn't really pass out. He just fell over. He just fell over. For emphasis.

Yeah. Yeah, because if he really passed out, he would have just, he would have collapsed. Yeah, he would have collapsed and died. He would have collapsed in his head. What? And it wasn't a real bad mood. What the...

It's so crazy, because that video is so old. That's like mid-2000s. It was like before any concept of, like, doing outrageous things for internet clout mattered. You know what I mean? That is insane. That's what's fascinating about it. That's not true.

People have been doings like that on the TV all the time. So I don't know, man. Not in the same way. Whatever this is, I know it came out after the movie Rocky Balboa because he lifted a piece of that scene where Rocky's talking, he's yelling at his son Robin. Yeah. Cowards do that, and that ain't you!

Which is actually a fan fucking-tastic, like, monologue. For, like, a retarded actor, like, that is a fucking... I know, no, no, look, look. Say what you want about Sly. Say what you want about Sly. But in his

good roles, he's amazing. You cannot deny it. I can say this with Slearn a good actor, actually. I was why to say that. I look at, okay, okay. So, yeah, I'm, I'm, yeah, a little bit of hyperball of me. He's obviously, he's not retarded, but the problem is he's played a retarded character for so many years that he has been typecasted. So even when he plays something outside of that, but most of his roles have been relatively the same.

He's been playing simple, he's been playing simple Jack for decades. I wouldn't say simple Jack. He's been playing Rocky, though. He's very Rocky. Rocky's a boxer. So, you know, he's actually a dumb boxer. He's, like, actually stupid. I wouldn't say, he's dumb.

He can barely read. He can barely read. He can't read. He tries to do a commercial in Rocky, too. That's true. Oh, my God. He stumbled over his words. Yeah, he's not as dumb as Pauly, but he's still a more, like, they're just, dude, let's

be real. Philadelphia is just full of idiots. Like, let's, that is just true. That's true. That is a true statement. That's not true. My cousin's a lawyer in Philadelphia. you.

Yeah, he graduated from high school and became a lawyer. He graduated from NYU and became a lawyer. He came from New York, though. See, that's what I'm saying. He moved to Philly. He was a born in Philly. The bar, the bar exam is way easy. The bar exam is seventh grade math at Philly.

It's like a multiple, it's a multiple choice where it's like, is this illegal? Yes. It's like 10 of those, and then you get to be a lawyer, Philly. Can you imagine that? You're going to take the bar exam in Philly? And you're like, it works. It's just,

what's, what? What is a law? Identify the shape. And then it's just like, I don't identify the shape of the circle. Is it a circle? Do you have to have credit just to take the bar? Yeah, I think so.

You have to have, well, I mean, I don't think you do. You have, you can't. just go off the street and take the bar, I'm pretty sure. I think you can actually. I don't think that's true. That sounds like some Philly shit. The thing is that, the thing is that if you're just off the streets, you're not going to pass it.

But you can just take it. Like, I'm pretty sure you can just take the MCATs as well, but it's not going to pass it. I don't know. Maybe. Well, the thing is, it's like, you might be able to, maybe, but like, I can't imagine that it would even matter. You know what I mean? I don't think that's true because there's people who are learned outside of, uh, the university. I think a lot of people would go that route

if that were true, if that were the case. Well, the thing is that if you don't have a degree, probably not you get hired at a law firm. That's what happens. Right. You need that piece of paper. But I think to just take the bar... That sounds like some philly shit, bro.

I don't know. That sounds stupid. Sounds like... It sounds like a committee and years and the bar. All right, listen. No, no, no, no, you need to. Born and gay. You need to do it.

You need to do it. You need to... On the playground is where I fucked most of my gays. You have graduated from law school and approved by the American Bar Association or not even trying by the committee of the bar examines yeah you need you need it you need to yeah

because like I said if it wasn't that would I think literally only in Philadelphia is the only city that you're allowed to just take it and bar there's seven year old lawyers bro feeling kids coming in with juice boxes

holding their mom's hands and lawyers that that motherfucker is still scared in a dark defending you from a rape charge and he's still afraid

of the dark the lights go out in the courtroom and he starts screaming he's so crazy the fuck the the prosecutor's like

fucking just puts on some spooky mask and freaks him out and your lawyer dips he imagine that was imagine

that was a legal move that like a lawyer could do like if they realize that their their opponent was afraid of the dark they could just turn the lights off and stream oogoo-go-go-go-boo and they got to reconvene another day and the judge is like

it's almost like filibustering where it's like a legitimate tactic of delay that's the fucking crazy anyway listen we gotta if you's a bitch man oh wow whoa no I'm just saying we ain't get a shout on Philly anymore we go to

it feels so I have no feelings toward Philly at all. I just jumped on this bandline. I actually like Philly a lot. I think Philly's pretty cool. I think Philly is cool because they have a rocky statue. I think Milwaukee's gay because they have a Fonzie statue. I mean, that's just fucking stupid. They have a statue of Fonzie? That's stupid.

They have a statue of Fonzie. I have actually seen it in person. That's crazy. And I was like, I was like, this is embarrassing. You guys got to have something better. I mean, they got fucking a Tentacompo now. Now they have something at least to be like proud of they got like a championship basketball team But before that it was just fat and cheese fun fact the show that Fonzie was on my grandma's cousin was on Yeah you mentioned that before yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah almost because of the show what happened like like she got assaulted or something? What was it?

Huh? You said you said Fonzie assaulted your cousin? No no I welcome back mr. Carter the the the black guy is my grandma's cousin He's a thing to me like my grandma. Oh, I, okay. No one who raped anybody. Fonz didn't aggress my cousin. You know how big, do you ever see the size of my cousin? He's not my cousin. He's my grandma.

Have you ever seen? You've seen the size of your cousin or your grandma's cousin, but have you seen the efficiency of the Fons? Have you seen? You're right. You're right. His, his, his combat prowess is unmatched. If he was, you could, he's a summon, I think. In Final Fantasy, you could summon him and he could do some crazy wild shit.

He's like fucking Odin. He's like fucking Odin. He's like, he free, bro. He comes in and he just starts doing damage to people, bro. Oh, man. Just a giant Fonzarelli. All right, listen, we got to. There's not a lot happening today, really.

Like, as we're recording, Trump is being arrested, I think. But we, they're still really not. I don't know. It's right. His name is Lawrence Hilton Jacobs. I keep forgetting his name. All right. Don't docks your cousin. You ever hear that quote of them?

Don't docks my famous actor cousin that's acted for over 50 years. Yeah, it's fucked up, man. Sorry. Sorry. Uncle Lawrence. The fun sexual assault, man. We don't want to like, come on. Oh, but it didn't make Nenna and Pippe it mad by telling you, that what you are.

My apologies. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. Let him deal. There's not really a lot going on. So we're going to focus on questions today because we know we don't, we, sometimes we get to one question and it's like annoying. I understand. So we're going to focus this episode on questions.

You're talking about Barbenheimer. We don't have anything to say about Barbenheimer because we haven't seen either movie. It'd be dumb. You can talk about it next time. I hope Oprah is really fucking sad. I hope you can hear the Japanese cooking. I hope you can hear every Japanese person frying. I think, I think, it's the ending.

It's the soundtrack. I think, um, you did you hear a bunch of anime openings and fire. My assumption So my assumption is My assumption is that Barbie's going to be really sad And Oppenheimer is going to be really hilarious Is my end uplifting I think they've

I think they kind of conspired behind the scenes To kind of put a switcheroo on everybody Because everybody's expecting to see Oppenheimer first and then Barbie as like a lift up You start the day, it's like oh here's this You know a low point And then you end the day with like a high point And I think everybody knew that they were going to do that

So they swapped the premises for each movie. And I think we're going to see that. You're going to see a lot of, you know, dire circumstances in the Barbie. If someone leaves Oppenheimer with a smile in their face, I'm leaving that movie theater. I'm going to walk out that movie theater. This guy is a serpent. Well, you would be leaving the movie theater because you would be, the movie would be over. Like, I'm not waiting the theater from that movie.

And if somebody comes out like, I love that movie. I love the way all those anime makers were screaming. the end. I like how you let the atmosphere up and it's like, whoa, dude. Anime makers is such a shit. Anime makers. I was talking to Lyle last night. It's such a safe, racist statement.

I was talking to Lyle last night. And he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he pitched me a, a, a, a, that, uh, that I thought was pretty good. He said, uh, what do you say, uh, a day pig. Which is a day pig is like, uh, imagine your average, uh, uh, imagine your average, uh, uh, white Walmart goer. And I was like, damn, that's really like, that's really efficiently, that's really true.

They do look like day pigs. I kind of like it a lot. I like it a lot, too. Dude, you know, it's crazy. Walking through Walmart at like 3 a.m. high as shit, bro. You're crazy. Like, 24-hour Walmart. You can't even do that anymore.

You can't. They're not 24 hours anymore, right? No, there's no more. They, ever since the pandemic, they stopped. Which is fucking lame as hell. Walking to Walmart, by where we lived, the one right in front of my house back in New York. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, the people you would see there at nighttime would be pretty much like small kajus.

They'd be just like little kaijuice walking around. Motherfuckers jumping into, they look like cryptids. Like, SCPs or something like that just walking to Walmart. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're just like, yo, what the fuck is happening? If you, if you recorded anybody with like a Motorola, raise a camera, in that, like in that Walmart, it would be convincingly scary footage. Like, even if it was just your average person in there.

Like, I swear to God, I saw Sauron there, at least twice. Yeah, yeah. Just walking through Walmart, like, that's Sauron. Why is he here? God, all right. Let's start, let's just get into questions, all right? Let's do it. First Church of Keith David wrote it.

Wait, first Church of Keith David featuring Solidary. First Church of Keith David featuring solid swine in his gay genocide. He wrote in, he says, Greetings, Snarky Boys. In your experienced opinions, what are some of the unwritten rules to writing a proper gay slash sus parity? It's a pretty good question, honestly. Nothing derogatory.

You've never seen anything derogatory. Yeah, no overly, like, there was a guy that I got in contact with that did a gay rock cover the same the same song and his was just a little bit to like uh so like references to aides and and and and saying like you know the f slur i guess and it was kind of like uh this is stuff that i feel like a lot of people don't appreciate where as long as you keep it relatively just fun you just keep it fun and not yeah yeah not in the negative stereotype way It needs to be respectful, okay?

Don't just don't just, right? What I hear of... I mean, I don't know about that. It needs to be, it needs to be playfully juvenile enough that it doesn't, like, step into the territory of being, like, mean-spirited, I would say. Like, like...

Yeah, there you go. That's one of the rules. Another rule I think is, like, dude, syllabic structure is, like, really fucking important. I don't even think this is necessarily just for gay parrot. I think it's just for everything. I really think people Like, dude, I've seen

People In the woodwork You know, you see every now and again People trying to do The kind of, that kind of thing. Like, I've seen gay parodies Like, since we started doing it.

And, you know, they'll just shove like five syllable words Into like a two syllable fucking verse And it like, it, it don't work, man. It don't work. So that's kind of important. But I don't know, man.

Derek's the main lead on it. Yeah, you're the entrepreneur of this shit. That's really, I mean, that, that, that, I mean, those two main things actually are really, those are the two most things, the most important things. Just, yeah, nothing too derogatory or nothing derogatory at all. I remember texting you specifically that there was like, there was like a line that you had in, I think, I don't remember what the fuck it was. I don't remember the specific line, but there was a line that you had in, I think, the disturbed sound of silence, that I was like, that is so clever.

Like, I, do you remember what it was? Yeah, I do. So there's a part where he says people writing songs. And immediately, I was like, I already knew what that was going to be. So instead of people writing songs, it's people writing dongs because it was just perfect. I was like that. Yeah, yeah. That's obvious.

Or songs. Perfect. There's don't. Well, don and song is just, it's just so. You just replace a letter. Yeah, it's a perfect example of like just not overdoing it. Or it's just like, that is so good. It's so good.

Because it's so obvious. It's so like, when you can get away with keeping a line mostly the same, that's, and then completely changing what it means, it's like super satisfying. Listening to you make that one was so funny because I was just like, I was then I was like, this is just really good. This isn't even like I get a chance to laugh because I was like oh this is just well done This is a very well done cover like I heard that a lot and I was afraid of that I was I was afraid of Dude uh Joe I think it was Jojo or somebody told me that halfway through the song they forgot the lyrics completely escaped them and they were just listening to

How it was saying and and I was like oh yeah yeah I was afraid of that I really because and I feel like that's kind of the one of the reasons why it may it's like well algorithmically my channel is fucking dead. I actually just checked yesterday I was talking to my friend about how my channel is not I don't use it for monetary purposes anymore. In the last

30 days it has generated $40 and I was like I was like holy shit that is it's usually even dormant it would always hit the threshold of like whatever so you can get the payout and I was like this channel is literally dead right now and so anyway, I think algorithmically

I put that thing out thinking that it might have a good chance of getting, because you know, disturbs to us a huge fan base. But yeah, it didn't really take off. I was like, okay, I'm not too surprised. However, if I didn't, because I even saw and I wanted to talk to you guys, I forgot, Jack's films,

he commented on it saying, like, commenting on the effort that was put into it too. Like, this is so much effort for a shit post. And, it reminded me that he wanted to do one. Yeah, yeah. Like, we talked to creative class.

He wanted to do one. That would be so fun. That would be so awesome. Definitely, I'd say, probably as soon as he's available, we should get him on and write something. Jack's films is so cool. Like, he's one of the chillest. He's one of the chillest dudes. And I met him years ago, and he's still exactly the same.

Like, he's just like a, one of the few people that, like, I've met. in the content creator space where I'm like, this, this dude can hang, I think. Like, he's, he's,

he's funny. But, and his wife is hysterical. His wife is so funny. It's crazy as we get. Jack meets up with us there as crazy as we are. Like, as wild as we got.

Like, we were at mixed house one time. We were all just, we were just, it was just us really. Yeah. It was just, it was just,

it was an episode of this basically. But with, but with Jack sitting there. And I was like, this is fucking wild. that this is happening. And Jack was just as fucked as we all are, which is insane.

But yeah. Now, he should, he should jump on one. That'd be, that'd be great. Let me see. I love it. And we got,

and then continue the trend of just people who have no business doing this. We got doing a pewty pie, bro. I, he's gone. If I had my old Twitter account. Yeah. Oh, no, he's gone.

He's in Japan in a forest somewhere. If I had my old Twitter, account, I guarantee you I could have convinced him. I just don't have any line to him anymore. But even though he's gone with a kid in Japan, I, in my heart of hearts, feel that he'd be like, I will do this thing. It is so stupid, I want to do it. You're out of your mind. If you could convince him, that'd be insane. I think I could. I just can't, I would just need to, because I don't, Twitter was the only thing that I had for I lost so many contacts and that was hmm yeah I don't know I'm gonna try anyway I'm gonna try anyway just because just because that's fair I'm gonna try

who else who who is like the with the stupidest person you think uh like that like that absolutely not and I want to try to message them team I okay that's I is it amazing you're the worst suggestion You did it again? A little bit. Not enough. I didn't see it. It wasn't enough. Listen.

I just felt it a little bit. So it wasn't like, it was kind of lame. This one's aimed at Derek primarily. But I think everybody can answer. Although I don't have anything to say about this specifically. Mr. Hot salsa. Mr. Hot salsa, no. Mr. Hot salsa wrote and he says, hello, gentlemen.

The question is mainly directed at Derek. You mentioned that you played the Mortal Kombat trilogy. Who did you main? made noob sailboat and Sybought? Sybot? The sailboat? It's a sailboat. He wrote sailboat. Oh, it must have auto-completed.

Yeah, a new sailboat and Syrax. Syrax? Syrax? Syrax. Syracs? Syracs. I mean, I like Syracs, but not, I would never maimed Syracs. Cector. Maining sector is a fucking sector's a fucking piece of shit. Red, red robotic ninja from the Linquay

with all the missiles and shit. dreads. Yeah, with the dreads, which is, I thought that was hilarious that they put dreads on a... But the whole thing is that they fucking, this nigga turned himself into a cyborg for the linkway. That's the whole thing, I guess. But anyway... So, if I'm not mistaken, Noob is Behan, right? So Noob, yeah, so Noob is, long story short, Behan gets killed by Scorpion.

And even, but Noob was, which she shouldn't have been because Kwanchi was the one that actually killed the Shira Ryu. So then With Kwanchi fucking resurrects his bitch ass And he turns in a Noob Saibot And he just fuck shit up And noob Saibot is just

Tobias Boone backwards With Tobias Boone Which I think is I think is Ed Boone's cousin Or something Oh yeah Yeah So anyway

I'm so stupid I'm so stupid What you didn't know I never knew that I'm so dumb I'm so dumb I've been Dude

I've been following Mortal Kombat lore for a long time. Like, I don't really like Mortal Kombat games. I'm more of a street fighter person. Yeah. But I love Mortal Kombat lore. Like, I love that shit. Like, my man, Onega.

Oniga. Uniga. My favorite character ever. The fact, it's just a dragon dude, walking out of being a dog's out of people. Yeah, which is actually, with its reptile is a part of him, which is,

this fucking Lord. I don't want to get to lore right now, but, um, Mortal Kombat trilogy is the, is the goat, because it's just ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 on steroids, but for PS1,

which I still go to my homie's house, and we just play Mortal Kombat trilogy. That's pretty much all we do. Scorpion, you can't, Scorpion was my main, like I usually would just play Scorpion. Because, I mean, scorpion's a fucking goat,

like always the goat. He's the, he is the, the treatment that he, obviously, Ed Boone and everybody, Nether Realm Studios, he's the face of it. So he's always going to have the best fucking treatment. But yeah, I've always, I've always squirping 100%.

I also like being Stryker just because he was kind of cheap. He had some cheap tripping fucking thing. I hate that Stryker and fucking Sonia are just people. Stryker is gay as shit. He's a terrible. Stryker, Sonia, and for a long time, Johnny were just people. Yeah. They were just people.

There was nothing special about them. I was like, what do they do? I mean, they gave Johnny, like, so Johnny, they finally gave him something now. And nine. He has the, I mean, he's always had the green glow, but they just made it be something now. Like, it actually means something now.

Like, his people were basically god killers. They were, like, the repellent. They were, like, the kryptonite of gods, essentially. That's what that green shit is. But the fact that there was, like, he just threw gleaned orbs, and he did, like, say, you were like, why did he do that? And it was, like, no clue.

And I was like, is he, like, related to Nightwolf? Because they have, has, like, similar powers. Like, nope. Because they have the green. He's like, no, he's not really the night wolf. He's just, he's a person. And then, like, then, like, fucking 20 years later, when I'm, like, 26, I'm like, oh, they're just built to kill gods.

That's just how that works. And they gave them, they just gave them some shit. I mean, like, I'm fair enough. Fair enough. I mean, I don't, it's fine. There's still, it's, it is what it is. Yeah, but Scorpion. That's main.

Um, I like Caballs too He's pretty badass Cabal You like Cabal with his face Yeah He's fucking He's all hot

Just fucking He takes off his mask He makes you come immediately Oh wow You're a good looking guy now But then they're like A very few games Are gonna be the opposite of that

I completely I don't know man Mortal Kombat was like a big Gap for me Like I never I never got into it I think I like I played it a little bit

But like it always felt like And even this extends to injustice is like also where like we're like I feel like like in those games I feel like I never have the reach I I expect out of a fighting game like for what like my I it never feels like my punches go far enough it never feels like like my kicks go far enough and I don't know what the hell that is might just be like a personal thing because I like I'm more of a tech and person I think where like you can do some fucking nutty you know like across the across the map dives and shit.

For me, Mortal Kombat's problem is that, unlike Street Fighter, Street Fighter, if you do the sequence, it happens, right? But for Mortal Kombat,

you have to do one input, then the other input, then the other input, than the other input. Oh, you have to wait for, you have to wait for it to,

like, register, you mean? You have to, you have to pretty much string them along in a very proper sequence opposed to Street Fighter, it's like,

I do my medium target combo, I do my run, I input the freaking, Dragon Kick, I'll do my kick over them, and then I'll show you, Kinnam. It's pretty much, like, if you press the buttons, it'll buffering. There you go. I feel like Street Fighters' buffering system is much more strict than

Oh, it's Buffering. No, sorry, Mortal Kombat is more strict than Street Fighters. That's what I've always felt. That's the, that's the idea of like, you know, you could, as long as you press the buttons in the correct sequence, no matter at what speed, it'll, it'll, like, if you do it, if you press all the right buttons, like, let's say, like, double right, triangle, square, triangle, triangle, circle. If you do all of that within, within like the same second, regardless of whether or not the first

punch is done animating it, like, it will happen. Yeah, that's about the... Versus, versus, like, in certain games where it's like, you have to, like, actually wait. Yeah. So, like, I'm at a time for things to actually... I get this more of a realistic feel. Yeah, yeah. You're actually in, in, like, real time. Um, my old thing is, I love the Mortal Kombat, uh, I love the, the franchise and the lore and all that stuff, but I will say as the modernized games, the Nether Realm games, the, because it's all about

juggling and juggling is, juggling was always a part of Mortal Kombat, but it wasn't the only thing, especially in the PS2 era, it was stringing along combos. It was cool. You had to be a little bit more skill to string along combos than to just, and it's not even

just the juggling, it's the animation. It looks kind of stupid. So, when you pop somebody and then you're juggling them, you're basically at this point, you're just kind of kicking their leg almost because they're in the air hovering and you're juggling them. And so you're cool-ass animations

or kind of just barely tapping this person kind of juggling. It looks kind of stupid. And so it kind of ruins a little bit of the immersion to me where I get some parts of the juggle. That's going to happen. But if you just look at like the most intricate combos,

it's just juggling them, keeping them up in the air. and it just looks a little bit dumb. It looks a little bit stupid. Like you're wasting all these sweet animations where, and this person's just, whoa, oh, oh, getting hit in the air. Like, I'm like, I want like a Jade from Mortal Kombat 3.

She would do these like seven and nine hit combos, and she ain't even juggling. She's just whipping your ass with their staff and shit. And I'm like, this looks awesome. And it's shit like that where I know most people don't give a fuck. Most people, I don't, obviously Mortal Kombat's such a huge franchise and people don't care. That's just more of a me growing up with like street fighter and killer instinct where you're just chaining shit and it looks fucking like sweet instead of just, you know, kind of goofy.

Also, my last to mask take about three for a morca, my last take. People like them. I think they look cool. The x-rays look very cool. They look awesome. But after that how they happen? I'm like, how is this? I don't even want to play this anymore.

It's my thing. It's like, yo, dude, you just pierced my lungs, pulled my spine out, made me eat my own dick and leg. And I'm supposed to keep fighting. Like, what is this? They're all fatalities. It's ridiculous. It's supposed to be ridiculous. I understand it's for the gore.

I understand it's for the gore. I get it. I get what it's there for. And they look awesome. They do look way cooler than, like, most interactions and fighting games, right? But, like, the fact that I'm getting up, my character gets up and keeps fighting. Like, Katana put. her fucking fans in my eyes.

And then slit my throat, bro. Johnny Cage popped my nuts. My nuts aren't there anymore, dude. You got to fight. You got to fight. You got to get up. You get fighting. This is so stupid.

I don't know. That's like anything, though, really. You know, like it's, no, it's not. It's not like anything really, dude. It is, it is kind of, because, like, you play like that. You get kicked. You get kicked. You get Hadokee.

You get punched. you get uppercutted. You don't get your throat slit, Chris. No, but what I'm saying is, no, no, you're missing the point. My point is, like, you can play Call of Duty, right? You walk up to, like, an enemy and shoot him once point blank in the face with a handgun, and he just turns around, and he's totally fine. Like, you need, like, a sniper rifle.

I understand. I understand. I understand. I understand. That's what I mean. But in a fighting game, in a fighting game where you don't respond, you know, they don't respond in fighting games, right? You shoot somebody a few times.

well do they die, right? And then a new person falls from the ether into the reality, you know? But in Mortal Kombat, you're the same guy that just got his dick ripped off, his leg flung off his body, his spine, taking it tied around his knees, and you get

back up and you keep fighting that person. You know, it's a bit ridiculous. It's all a bit ridiculous. It's like, it's definitely like. No, it is fun. It is cool. I just don't like him very much. Yeah. I do like seeing him, though. I do like seeing freaking know what you call it. A lucan.

and kick someone in a chest so hard your chest breaks. And it's like, yo, that is out of pocket. It is deeply unnecessary. Anyway. Triple threat, last man standing match featuring the Benoit family, Rodin. Nice.

Says, hello, my suck and fuckable glorious kings. I'd like to ask, is there anything anybody, wait, is there anything or anybody that you guys used to be a fan of, but their fan base alone cause you to dislike? said thing or at the very least like it a lot less. I don't have anything...

So I don't have anything that prevented me from liking something entirely but I think I've seen fandoms that have lowered the maximum ceiling of enjoyment that I am capable of feeling for that thing if that makes sense. Like I feel like

anime is one of those things. Like growing up, going to high school and going to high school and seeing people do the fucking Naruto run in the high school with their fucking headbands and like twirl fake Kunae knives and shit. Like that's, that, I knew from, the second I saw that, I knew that like, I could never like, I could never let myself like anime as much as these people like them.

Because I wanted so deeply to not be a part of anything that they had going on. You know, like, I wanted so desperately to stay away. I wanted so desperately to stay away. And I still, like, appreciate some anime, but there's, like, certain things, if I feel myself, like, liking it too much, I'm like, no. I put it down and I watch something else. For me personally, I just, you know what's crazy? I'd rather those kids that run around with the headbands

and those fucking maniacs and the ones that like only have ever read anime and you talk about a real book and they just say the most ignorant, wild shit about real books. And I'm just like, all right, man, I can't talk to you. What do you mean? What do you mean? I can't. I'm a fan of One Piece, right?

But One Piece fans are cycle. paths. They're crazy. As a One Piece fan, I've been watching, I've been watching that show because I was seven. So that is why I watch One Piece. It's been a part of my life longer than any woman. That's not related to me. Like, I've been watching it since I was genuinely a kid. I've been a One Piece fan as I was a child, you know. But I'm talking about One Piece and I'm talking about like books like, I don't know, like Dune or like other things with like fantastic world building. and these motherfuckers

be like the one piece the building in the world building and one piece is far out seeds everything in any sort of east western media and I'm like bro have you ever read a book in your life and you're like I don't have to read a book

anime sells so much as like anime's popular now that doesn't invalidate how good it is anime is still there's a lot of great anime but like you've never in one piece is the peak of fiction I'm like all right these guys are slow they're slow most That's nuts.

Not that it's not fantastic. One piece is fantastic and it's a work of art. We'll go down history for one of the best mongas of all time. Amazing world building. I would argue one piece is probably one of the best mongas ever. Do you see that weird thing where like people got angry at Hassan because he called Luffy a terrorist or something? He is. He is.

He legitimately is though. That's what I mean. Yeah, yeah, it's weird. I'm noticing this, this, I don't know if it's a horseshoe. a horseshoe theory situation or like or like people like going around the circle to the point where they're back at the beginning again but like the like like the idea of like there was a big boom of people really over politicizing certain things in like I would say like 2014 to 2017 that that time period where people were like reading into things in ways that weren't necessarily

like that didn't necessarily beget the content that they were analyzing like things like I remember, like, sexism and Destiny 2 was being analyzed because, or Destiny 1, because men, like, male and female guardians had, like, different sitting animations and, like, things like that where it's like, this is probably, you're probably reading a little bit too into, I don't, that's not what sexism is, right? And, you know, this, this kind of projection of politics onto things that didn't necessarily have them. And that was annoying.

And it's gotten to the point where people can't even acknowledge obvious, like, objectively present political themes in media. Because the assumption is that it's being projected onto it, even when it's something as obvious as Luffy being a fucking freedom fighter pirate terror. Like, it's clearly like, there's clearly, to say Luffy's not a terrorist is crazy. To say, I say, I guess people, like, people conflate, like. It's like arguing that Bioshock isn't. political or something where it's like, listen, let's, there's a lot of things that aren't political in video games for sure. And there's a lot of like politics that are being like the whole like, like honestly, like, honestly, Resident Evil Five taking place in Africa is not like a political thing. I don't really. I don't

believe. It's a place. It's a place. It's a. It's a place. You know. Right. But like, that like, that doesn't mean that like when you look at Bioshock, it isn't political or like when you look at one piece, it isn't, like, clearly one, dude, fucking, you could argue that Dragon Ball is, is fucking political. At least Dragon Ball. Maybe not Dragon Ball C. But, like, Dragon Balls, maybe even Dragon Balls

Z with fucking Freezes, like, authoritarian fucking Hitler army. Like, I mean, like, there's a lot there, you know? The idea that you can't acknowledge that, otherwise it's like, woke or something, is crazy. No, Chris, I project myself on Luffy. Luffy makes me,

reminds me of me because I want to be free. So you calling him a terrorist makes me realize that I have my, have some terroristic ideas. And I don't like that, Chris. Don't do that. I don't care, man. I thought the sayans were cool as shit, and they were literally just war creatures, like, who made, who fucking through war. Arbiter is my hero. He's space Hitler.

Yeah, literally. Like, let's relax. It's fucking so neat. But yeah, dude. And that's also thing. People that consider Luffy are like, my favorite character one beat is Luffy is like, yo, what? He's not even a character.

he's an idea with feet. He's an ideal given form. He's like, he's just like a, of being, he just like the idea of freedom as a person. That's it. That's why he's stupid. That's why he doesn't think about what he does. It's why he gets his brother fucking donut hole in front of him. Yeah, I don't know any, I literally know absolutely nothing about one piece.

Damn, dude. Good. Don't start it. Don't start it right now. All I know is that he's a pirate and he fights, he regularly fights like the world government or something, which is like, I mean, yeah, that's he's The world government He's probably a terrorist

Like And his brother is legitimately A part of like a Because every pirates are terrorists Because they're pirates It's like the people who argue Pirates are terrorists Right

What they are But it's also It's like people who are No A pirate is a terrorist Somebody that's on the sea A seafaring person That does certain things

Do you know the definition of terrorism Yeah but Luffy is Straight up Like I'm just saying politics are infused in terrorism. Right, right. You are terrorizing people for political demands. And so there are... Terrorism is every time? Yes.

Well, that is the definition of terrorism, so that's why domestic terrorism. It's political... With a... I'm just saying some pirates are just stealing shit. Some pirates are just stealing shit. They just want to... Loufie's trying to be...

I'm not... I don't know anything about this person, but I'm just saying that. Pirates in general aren't just terrorists. because there's niggas that just want to steal shit. They just like, I don't want to, it's much easier to just steal your shit than to work and have an honest-to-god living. And so, which sometimes sounds kind of good, man.

I've been watching, re-watching Breaking Bad. And I'm just like, man. Did you pirate it? You know, just doing like, no, just doing like just illegal shit, man. Oh, wow. I don't know if it always had to be for political means, but I guess, I guess every context it has been. Yeah.

The issue with that is, is that political means are so neb-like, you could argue just the very active, the very act of being like, fuck the system. I don't want to fucking exist in a system where I got to pay for shit. Let me take it. Like, you could argue that that's inherently like a political stance, which it is, but it's also like, it's not the same as like I want to be fucking, you know, king of this. You know, it's, they're different, there's different degrees, I guess. I couldn't go that far because it's just that even the word itself, terror. like when you are you are terrorizing people for something

now like you know like if you are obviously you can terrorize somebody if you're a pirate obviously you board them they often do horrible things and rape them and it can't so I guess it just depends because it totally depends on but whoever the people you're the guy you're talking about if he's actively speaking out

against the world government you say he's literally killing police men he's like he's obviously a fucking terrorist He's obviously a terrorist. He just kills me. He kills cops constantly. Like it's, it's, I don't know, man. He sounds pretty base to me.

What the fuck? What's the problem? He looks a dude, man. Lovi's pretty cool. He's a psychopath like every other main show of anime character. He doesn't, he doesn't really think about other people's feelings. But he's a, he's a, he's, he's like punching cops in the face. I fuck with it, dude.

Does the, uh, does the government, do they, are they like the, uh, are they like the nebulous, nefarious, like bad guy? Yeah. Because they're led by a bunch of higher factors. are people who don't choose to do the right by the people that live with them. Which is obviously political. It is. It is 100%. But that's the thing too.

It's like, it's like that's that, I mean, there's that classic like, you know, one man's terrorist is another man's like freedom. It's kind of, yeah,

it's the kind of, it's like how people refuse to acknowledge that like, the rebellion and Star Wars are terrorists like they are, like straight up. Like they are. Technically, yes. Technically.

They blow up a space state. There is an established or. They blow up a giant space station full of like genuinely innocent. Like they're innocent people. I wouldn't say genuine innocent. I would say people that people that were just doing their jobs. That's what I know. That's well, that's, well, it's, I want to go to say innocent.

There's a blurred. But dude, wasn't there like, isn't it? It is a little blurred. The, the size of the Death Star, be like this huge, yes. The size of the Death Star, it's so large that you kind of have to assume that there are a lot of people on the Death Star that have At least 10,000, I would say. Like, there's probably like classrooms. There's probably like classrooms in the Death Star.

You know what I mean? There were no kids there. Don't try to, don't try to humanize them more. How do you know? How do you know? Because I know. I've watched, I've absorbed so much Star. It was no kids.

Paltopsie wouldn't have kids on a Death Star. He'd be like, ew, I'm going to eat them. How do you know? It's perfect for indoctrination and stuff like that. Why not? No, you indoctrinate them on the basis. The Death Star people are working. You indoctinate them on the planets that they go.

How many people would you say were on the Death Star? How many people do you think? Let me Google how many people want to do you. Yeah, let's see. But anyway, the point is, it's like, look, I understand that there was a point in time where people were, like, projecting really stupid politics onto things, but it doesn't mean that things aren't...

Yeah, it doesn't mean, like, every single political... Yeah, it's fine to acknowledge that... He wasn't even saying anything bad about what... He was just literally being like, yeah, I mean, Luffy's a terrorist, like, clearly. And everybody got, like, bent out of shape because it's like, oh, this fucking woke politics or something, it's like, no, dude, it is.

It's fine. that's okay. Like, it's not a big fucking deal. Like, that's most protagonists in a lot of these shows. Like, Goku was going around destroying the Red Ribbon Army, like it was fucking nothing. Probably people work... People in the Red Ribbon Army, probably just trying to go home to see their fucking kids

are gone because Goku came and fucking smashed their heads to pieces with a stick that magically grew when he told it to. Let's just fucking... You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying.

I said 10K. What do you got? What it was? It's got to be way worse than that. Easily millions. It's close to 2 million people on the Devstar, bro. So this, it was, the Westman was a fucking colony. Luke Skywalker killed 2 million people.

So why was Obi-1? So why was Obi-1 all bad? thousand 65 thousand 231 people died on the Death Star 1 Split between stormtroopers Imperial Guards and passengers Motherfucker

That's yo that's the body count of the century Dude he should hit level 20 instantly That is so fucking Dang it level 20. He's like why I can do all these things now So I guess the reason why is kind of A third of a Holocaust That's how people don't People don't really have

People don't really have any sympathy for the Just following order Nazis You know what I mean? So it's probably why it was It wasn't even discussed Holy shit that's a lot Yo, holy I told you man

Luke Skywalker's a fucking That's a I never thought that many I thought maybe like 200 We're gonna have like the Death Star trials And they were gonna just following orders not Just kill him You thought it was just 200 They're just cut

Yo the force man The force helped him. He used the force to do it too. The living force would have been like, hey, yo, my nigga, chew. Chew, that's a lot. I know it's big, but it's like how many people. How, yeah, and it's like, how many people do you need to operate that thing? Where I was thinking just like tens of thousands of range because it's not, but it seems like it was a fucking colony.

Like, this was actually. Think of the size of the moon, but think of it imagined it hollowed out as a working thing. Understandable. What is the purpose of the death? star, I guess. It was a weapon. Well, you don't need that many people to operate a weapon. Maybe not maybe to not operate it, but to keep it

it's a dual. It's a working correct way that the way that I think about it. That sounds so inconvenient. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, but I mean, they got what's even crazy all the entire greater galaxy, you know? Like, what's even, what's even crazier? There's

hundreds of inhabitable planets. Wait, wait, wait, what's even crazier about it to me is that like, this is a society where they can build robots that have basically like sentient. Like, they didn't need that many human beings on the fucking Death Star to operate that thing. They could have just had a lot of robots. Manufacture a lot. I understand. I understand. But, like, yeah, it's, I mean, it's, I mean, I assume it's kind of like a dual purpose kind of thing where it's like, it is a weapon, but it all, it's like a halo

ring, actually, like, straight up where it's like, it's a weapon, but it also, but it also functions as like a place for people to live. Because there are people living on the Death Star on, on questionably. Like, easy. It's a, it's a, it's a colony for sure. You got two million motherfuckers on there? That is so funny. Luke Skywalker killed two million people in like fucking 10 seconds. Fucking. That's with two little balls.

This little... That's such a stupid shot, dude. It's so... The way that it does that, I hate it. I hate it so much. It's so dumb. I was like, use the force, Lucas. I hate fucking Star Wars episode four.

I don't like it at all. I like episode four. I like episode four until the end. I just... Actually, no, I like everything but... him blowing up a Death Star actually. I think everything about that this movie's cool. When Obi-Wan and Darth Vader have their little encounter, I

check out immediately. It's a bad thing. You know what's crazy? They could remake that movie and it would be so lit if they did it right. It would be pretty dope. If they did that movie right, bro, that scene could be fire.

Did you see that guy that like, I don't think he ever released it, but he made a trailer and I think I don't know if he abandoned the project, but he redid that scene. And just a little few seconds that he showed, it was the fucking coolest shit ever. Um,

I'm gonna, I'm gonna pull it up in the meantime and then show you if you see this. It could be so fire. But the thing is that no matter no, even if that movie is good, even if that movie is good, no one will admit it's good. Like it's too late. Like it is too late for that franchise. If and or, and or was genuinely some of the best storytelling, I have seen in modern television

like it is a great storytelling people were still seeing it was dog shit and trash and I'm just like it's too late now they just gotta stop they just got to stop making Star Wars content I know I don't know what people are gonna be like it sucks

I know Ken Levine likes it which is interesting which peaked my interest because I was like okay if if that dude thinks it's good I'll probably check it out but there's there's no way anymore it's too late It's too late now. People don't like Disney because it's a mega corporation

And they don't like the MCU Because MCU's gone on too long And it's a part of Disney's Met Corporation And Cape Stuff became everything It was everything for like the last six years No, no, there's a lot of things They've got to go into it why they don't like it Yeah, there's a lot

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pointless and... The quality is definitely less 100%, but even if the quality was still good, probably will complain about the fact... Like, it's like, like, think I'm like this.

the amount of people that hate them to you, there are way more people that like it, because that's why they still make so much money every time I'm a movie. Like, we are still the people that don't like it are still the majority, minority. We are still the minority, right? But no matter what happens,

the minority that hates is always going to be louder than a majority that likes. That's how it works. I guess, yeah. That's how things work on the internet, right? But even if something is objectively good, it will still, you will still hear a bunch of, I've heard so much bad about Andor.

I've heard so much bad. That new Tom Holland's, show um what you call it the um the garden door something like that people shitting on that show that show's amazing tom is fantastic in it i haven't seen it the garden door i think is what it's called i watched like three episodes of it and i was this is great something something like that i mean people it's too late it's too late now i feel like pretty people were pretty pretty pretty warm on on on or pretty happy about gardens the like gardens the galaxy i saw next to no bad press about it.

Like that new Guardians the Galaxy movie. Yeah. I think most people I saw like that thing. I agree. I didn't like it that much. I thought it was a good movie. I thought it was a fun movie,

but I don't think it was very good. I liked it. That's crazy. It's like one of the only good movies that I've seen out of the MCU in a while. Yeah. I would say, I would say it was the best one sense

end game. Yeah, probably. I like the Finney War more than in game. Yeah, well, if he was a better movie. Yeah. But it was the best one since that period. Okay, I got you. Yeah.

But like, yeah, people just, people just, no matter what it is, man. Like, it's... Well, look, I feel like people just like, people, people, yeah, there's some, some people are just stubborn as fuck. But, you know, if, if a story is, ancient cultures knew what story structure was, or, you know, they understood it. As long as you follow that, you're probably going to have a,

decent product, you know, and I feel like the problem is usually people trying to go outside the box and do all this weird shit. And then people get kind of like, well, what are you doing? Like, even, like, even Spider-Verse. Spider-Verse, right? I don't know how people could not like that movie. Like, as a film, as someone who's like a very, very amateur writer and I've watched a lot of bunch of movies, disliking that movie seems nearly impossible to me. unless you just genuinely don't like superheroes, girls, or people of color,

or Hispanic people. Like, I don't know how you could not like that movie. I feel like the people not into superheroes, I understand that. Like one of our friends, Mark English, right? Mark,

he knows writing. Yeah, tearing that movie apart. I'm like, bro, how could you hate this movie so much? He doesn't like cape shit, really.

Which is fair. Like, if you don't like superhero stuff, and I understand not liking cape shit. I understand like in cape shit, but a good, movie's a good film, you know. You could not like capion and still appreciate how good

unbreakable is. That's a great fucking movie. No matter what you think. You're like, that's a good movie. Yeah, I mean, it's like, is this like how is, I don't, it's too late. I think it's just too late to make things in these genre. Well, I just, I don't know, people have, to me,

it's like, I, I can't fathom. I can't personally fathom why people like most turn-based RPGs. Like, I, I really can't fathom it. Like, it makes less than zero sense to me, like, why anybody would, but that's, would enjoy those. And so, but so to me, it's like, those are clearly just not for me at all. Like, those are clearly not. And, and the thing about it is, like, you're less likely to hear

an opinion like that from me in any real serious way, because I'm not really going to sit down with a JRP for 60 hours. As opposed to a movie that I probably, like, if I see a movie and I'm like, or if I see like an advertisement for a movie and I'm like, I'm probably not going to, like that. I'm probably more often than not going to check it out anyway because the time investment that it requires of me is so profoundly low in comparison. And so like you're going to have a lot of people watching movies who like hate it because what's being asked of them to check it out is is worth the potential of like maybe not liking it. I think that's kind of what it is. I understand that to a degree right. But what I think is like at a certain point

things are there's almost objectivity not exactly but there's almost objectivity in this road right I don't think you're honest I don't think you not exactly what I'm saying is what you're looking for is consensus yeah right I don't I don't think you could make the case that's

that spider that new spider is objectively good I don't think you could really I think it's not nearly it's not it's nearly objective like the that's a good move movie. It's good. I would say, I understand what you're saying, actually. I think there's a lot of things that are, like, say something as simple as if you're a man, you would say, like, getting just getting sucked on, just getting gawked on, is like an

objectively positive thing, unless you are someone who doesn't like oral sex. genuinely does not like it, right? Like if you're somebody like that who doesn't like oral sex, which there are people out there that are like that. That is, and they're abnormalities. So technically, yeah, there's always these anomalies. So objectivity is a thing. It's always hard to argue that,

but it's always you just say the overwhelming consensus. If you want to shut somebody up who's always, you know, technical, you don't use objectivity and then you just say the overwhelming consensus. And then you can't argue with that because that is just true. It's like the idea of like, like, like more often, and not, sweet things are going to be liked by humans, right? That's how it is. We like sugar because we help us have energy quickly.

We can burn it quickly. People I don't like sweet shit. I don't trust them. I don't trust you. You know? But then there's people to like, oh, I don't like it. It's like, but I, like, you can, I can admit that something is good even if you don't like it.

That is what I find so hard. Some people just can't, or most people can't do that. Oh, that is a, yeah, that is fucking totally ego. That's totally ego. And that's insane to me. It's like, how will people do stuff like? Like, I don't like, like, I don't like, um, what is it? Let me be very, I really don't like very much.

But I can admit it's K-pop, right? I don't like K-pop, right? But it's still pop music. So it still hits those four-fours. And at a certain moment, it could sound pretty good to me, you know? That's a, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a, it's a, it's a As much as we wanted to not be, it is. It's like, oh, that sounds pretty decent.

It's impossible to tell, though, because there's, I don't know, man, there's like so many, dude, the Flash is so bad. Like, the Flash is such a terrible movie. I couldn't. Yeah, it's on streaming now. Really? I was like, out of curiosity. I was like, yeah.

I saw it too. I didn't know. And I actually, like, I really couldn't believe, like, what I was seeing in a lot of way. And I was just like, wow. Have you seen it? People were swearing by this movie. What? Have you seen Batman versus Superman?

Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah. How would you compare it to that? Because I'm just trying to get a gauge. What do you think it was better? I mean, it's a worse movie, for sure. It's a worst movie. It's more entertaining.

It's more entertaining because it's, you know what it is? It's like, Flash is like, it reminds me of Amazing Spider-Man, too, in the sense that there's just like a lot. of scenes that are like kind of cool but they're thrown together in a way that sucks and it just and also like it doesn't help that Ezra Miller just is so unlikable it's it's like he's the main character he's the main character of that movie twice because there's two of him there's like multiple of the reason why didn't see it in the theater i was just like i ain't fucking it's yeah it's and then there's like there's the distasteful cg of like dead people and all that stuff it's like all right

That's kind of weird and I don't know. Shit happens. I don't care about that. Yeah, it's, it's awkward. They should have, they should have, they should have asked the families first. Well, the thing about it is that like it doesn't add anything. Like there was no reason why that, like, like, I got to the point where those cameo showed up and I was like, wow, they did, they straight up didn't even need these. Well, it was, it was to show the fact that the world's converging.

That's all it was. And it was like, yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna watch it tonight though I didn't know it was streaming for me like I think it was I think it was a fun movie I don't think that movie was good

I gotta admit though Michael Key and his Batman again was amazing that was dope to see yeah that looked uh I mean that's what the pretty was the only reason I gave it well it was it was dope to see him as Batman again

I had a ball seeing his back that's kind of the only reason I like one I wanted to see some of that shit I love I love to see because he was the first Batman we all saw live action yeah but it reminded me of space jam it just like it felt really like not really

yeah it's no way it felt like that no way I got I got no I got the first superhero movie I ever saw was Batman with Keaton and I remember like oh cool I like Batman but like there's it's dude he's so old he is so old and it seeing him like what

seeing him in the in a context like this it felt like in Space Jam 2 when the Clockwork Orange rapists are just watching the Looney Tunes play basketball where it's just like these these don't like he doesn't Michael Keaton's Batman doesn't belong here

I don't feel the same as you like Michael Keaton's Batman doesn't belong in a scenario like this and I felt somewhat similarly seeing Toby McGuire in No Way Home quite frankly where it's like this feels this feels a little it it's

I guess where you're doing, cool, it's the whole premise of the movie, whatever, that's fine. But the fact that it's, and maybe if this was like some kind of Batman multiverse movie, it would have made a little bit more, I don't know, it would have fit in a little bit more, but the fact that it's like a Flash movie and then just hears arbitrarily like Michael Keaton's Batman, it's just like, and also, look, man, what they do with him is, is just fucking, I don't know, man. I'm not going to spoil it.

I'm not going to spoil it. There's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's some really dope moments. His exit from the movie left me fucking dumbfounded. His exit wasn't very great. I remember being like, I can't believe they did this. But like, look, it's, it's worth a watch just from the spectacle of just like what, what the fuck is going on. But I don't know. It's very amazing Spider-Man 2 to me.

I'll feel, I'm, I'm excited to watch it more now. I heard, I heard good things. It's, it's, it'll have a fun time. You'll have a fun time, but you won't remember anything about it. I don't. It's, it was probably, is it, did you watch, um, uh, Wonder Woman 1984? Yeah, I did. Yeah, I did.

You see that? Yeah, it was like that, because that shit was probably the definition of a mid-superhero movie to me. It's pretty, it's pretty bad. They really wasted. It was so boring, it was so boring that I don't even care. It was so boring. I wish it was bad.

They completely wasted Pedro Pascal in that movie. Like, they wasted everything. And then they made, like, they made Wonder Woman, like, kind of a rapist. Like, a really weird, in a really weird way. That was awesome. She's a shit. I don't know. That was sick.

Anyway. I'd never take my body and kiss me a bunch without my permission. Let's get some more questions. Little company credit. Fucking me. What's this guy's name? Little company credit card run. He says, do you think a video game can, do you think a video game campaign?

can ever be too long. If so, what's a good example? Yes. Of course. What the hell you do? I think, in fact, this is the main problem with games right now, is that they're too fucking long

and they have no respect for your time. Depends on a game we're playing. Depends on a game you're playing. Some games, some games, like if you're playing CRP's, right? Get into CRPG, you know what you're doing. You know you're sitting down.

You're giving that 85 hours of your life. That's a game that should be long, yeah. That's what you're doing. You're playing a really serious RPG. If you're playing Assassin's Creed game that's 40 hours long story-wise, you are, that's not how that should be. You know, RPGs have, because they're telling a story, so they need to be as long as they are.

But if you're playing a shooting game with a 45-hour fucking story, what's going on here? Yeah, it's deeply... A shooting game can't tell me a story that's that good. They can't. I'm shooting people. I think all of the Halo, the original. original Halo games, ODST and Reach included, I think maybe they scratch about 30 hours combined.

Maybe a little bit more. Maybe 40 at the max. And like, that's perfectly fine. Like, Halo 3 is like six hours and it's the perfect length for it. Halo 3 is long, actually, in fact, compared to most of the other ones. Well, Halo 2 is long as fuck. Halo 2 is, what? What, 15?

Halo 2 is like 6. Halo 2 is 15 levels, which is 5 more than normal. So it's probably about like 12 to 15, maybe a little bit less, maybe like 10, 10, no lower than 10 probably, unless you're like trying to really fucking speed run and blast through all the cutscenes. But like, you don't need, personally, like, I just don't need that. Like when I was honestly, like, and these are games that I, that I like, by the way. Red Red Red Red Red Red Red Red Red Red Red Red Red Red Red Drenemption 2 is amazing. It's also fucking too long.

In my mind. I just need a car, dude. That's all. I just need a car. I just need a car on the fucking map. It would just cut the time exponentially because it's all of that fucking horse riding. You don't, you don't fucking, you don't ride the horse and just look at the scenery. So I actually literally am right.

I was playing last night because now that I upgraded my PC, I was like, oh, I can run it because it looks like shit on my own PC. They read it too, it too looks so fucking bad. And so now I'm like, oh, I'm playing it as intended. So I've been like a fucking with some legendary animals or whatever. so it's nice but then I was like I need to get back to camp so I can do my next mission it took me like 15 minutes to get back and I was like this is I wasn't near because I'm early in the game to where a lot of shit isn't lot of the chariots yet the church you have the stage coach yeah a lot of shit

and I was just like this is torture where I'm just trying to get to the next thing you got to get in the mindset of like this is a cowboy simulator and it's going to take me a long time to do certain things yeah and then you'll like it a lot or it'll be less frustrating but like I don't know man like there's the last six hours of that game he's making so much noise the last six hours of Red Dead Red Dead Redemption

2 is like unnecessary like it's cool it's nice that it's there like they could have easily gotten away with like milking that for DLC or something like they could have been like John Marston yeah yeah there's like prolog yeah the epilogue that could have been DLC yeah is that a spoiler

I didn't want to I mean dude this came out for how many five years ago came on 28. Yeah, yeah, but it's a good, I don't know. Anyway, regardless. Yeah. It doesn't matter. It's a good game, but like those last six hours are like, this, this could have been DLC or this could have been like an additional, this didn't need to be part of the main game. And it was kind of, I don't know, it was kind of bothersome to me. What they did in the first one was like much shorter when you're Jack. Yeah, yeah. No, it was much shorter at the year.

Well, the Jack one was a single mission. Well, games, that's what I mean. And I think that's fine. That's the fucking, that's the thing, too, about. like games back then I feel like and this has only come to come to light recently to me or it's been like very clearly shown to me because of all the remakes from around that period of time that have been out where like you have dead space you have Resident Evil 4 um these like to Straw Humans remakes and stuff like dude those games were like 10 to 15 hours max max and they were perfectly paced like literally like absolutely like delicious perfect meal like didn't overstay it's welcome, didn't end too early, like absolutely like pristine pacing. Dead Space 1, I can't recommend enough. Resident Evil 4, highly recommended. It's just like, it's the perfect amount of time.

And now it feels like because games are so expensive, they need to justify themselves to the player. And so like there's a lot of, like, I'm playing Final Fantasy 16 right now, right? Which is an RPG and like I get it, right? It's supposed to be long. But some of these side quests, man, are so fucking unabashedly there to pad the game out. They're so boring sometimes, man. They're so fucking boring.

And even some main quest, even some of the main story of missions that are like necessary to continue like the main story are just redress side quests where it's like, go collect dirt from this field and bring it back to me. But what makes it crazy is that the icon battles in that game are fucking out of this world, bro. Like the icon battles are like what though? Because the icon battles It pretty much takes you through an area You're kind of on like rails And you go and you fight through the area You fight like a mini boss

And you fight the final boss It's pure spectacle It's really fucking cool It's like giant kaiju shit It's fucking dope But like the time in between those Are like some of it's like really fucking grueling men And you know Red Dead had that problem with Red Dead

I had that problem with Death Stranding as well Like I love Death Stranding That game's too long Like straight up It's about six to ten hours too long. I would just love streamlined versions of that shit. That's why I love that particularly there's some things, like when we talk about Red Dead or some travel timer,

a lot of things like that. On PC, you can install like a trainer that allow you to teleport on any part of the map and really just get the let out. I love, like, especially if you played it already, if you're somebody who's replaying something again, which I'll really. I love to play something twice at least. And then I'm like, all right, I need to skip a lot of this shit.

I got lucky that my play through on PC because I was like, oh my God, I don't want to do the intro to Red Dead 2. I don't want to do it. But luckily, I went through the intro already the last time I played it, which was years ago. So I was so fucking happy that I just immediately started in Chapter 2. And I was like, this is, this is so great because I just remember how painful that was. the snow, that whole fucking intro is so painful to get through. It's very slow.

It's a rough. It's very slow. It's not as long as I remember it being. Oh yeah? Because the first time you go through it, it's grueling because you just want to get to like, you just want, okay.

You know what reminds me of it reminds me of. It reminds me of hateful eight. Like, not only the aesthetic of it, but just actually like how I felt going through it because like the first time I watched hateful eight, I was like, this is so slow. What the fuck?

This is, this is such a nice. And then the second time I went through it, I was like, oh, this is a great movie because I know, like, what to expect and I know how long certain things are. So I felt about the beginning of Red Dead 2 as well. But, like, yeah, it's, it's, you know, if I'm playing Red Dead 2 again, I don't want to go through the snow again. Like, I don't want that. I don't need that. And I don't know, man, I've just been playing a lot of older games and I just find them so more respectful of your, of your, like, Arkham Asylum and Arkham City.

Even Arkham City is an open world game. It's like pretty fucking long. Dude, Grant the Thoto 4 is, I think, 30 hours. And that's a pretty long game for that time. Like 30 hours for a Grant the Thoto game is, it's so funny because now it's like Red Dead 2 is like, what, like 80? I think like 50 to 80. So like... The Big 2 is a long fucking time, man.

It's a long fucking game. I played that game a whole until Christmas time. And I was like this game. But it also captured me. Last of Us is a great example too. Where Last of Us won, I thought was perfectly. paste. I didn't I didn't love the Last of Us One, but Last of Us One was like

it stayed for exactly as long as it needed to. Same thing with Uncharted and Uncharted 2 and those 90-Dog games. The Last of Us 2 though is easily like seven hours too long. It runs out of new things to teach you very, very quickly, or at least halfway through and I just remember, I remember

I remember getting to the 15 hour mark and being like, God damn, I still have 15 hours left to this. Damn. Like the game, the first game was over by now, dude. Where's my head, Ellie? It's, I'm going to buy it. And by the way, that's a sentiment that, like, Colin and I talk about it sometimes, too, where it's like, even Colin loves The Last of Us Part 2.

It's probably like his game of, like, all time. But, like, even he's like, yeah, it's seven hours too long. Like, it didn't need to be that long. Which to me is, like, obviously. Why is that his favorite game then? What the hell? Well, because, well, it's, I mean, it's, I feel the same way about Death Stranding and Red Dead. You know what I mean?

Where it's like those, I adore those games. But, like, easily. I do, but I would not even because me, I'm like, okay, my favorite game I've replayed a bunch of times. I'm barely working on my second play through Red Dead 2. It's a great game, no get me wrong, but I can't, I can play this game like every five years. That's how

it's basically going to be. I still can't play Red Dead 2. I did too much. I did too much. It got to the point in Red Dead 2 where I was like, I was getting tired of looking at things to do because I was just doing side mixings all the time. And now I'm just like, it's like, it's like, Cibon at Witcher. Yeah, it's three. I can't play that game again. I'm done. That's what I mean.

There are certain games that are just too fucking and maybe that's, and those games are good for that. You know what I mean? It's like, okay, fine. There's some games that like maybe necessitate that. Like Red Dead 2, I firmly believe like those last couple hours as John Martian are unnecessary but I actually do think like

that's a game that justifies at least like 50 hours out of it. You know, like it's because it sells it. It sells it. Death Stranding is one that I feel kind of similarly about like that last that last long stretch was fucking annoying,

but like fair enough. But I don't know, man. Things don't feel as tight as, as, even, dude, I'm playing middle of your solid, I'm playing middle of your solid three and middle of your solid five at the same time. And both of them, I feel like are just like so much better pace than stuff that's out now. Like, because I, even God of War Ragnarok.

Like, we're like, I like God of War Ragnarok, but like the pacing of that game was really fucking questionable. It would just speed up sometimes. I'm like, whoa. It was interesting. It was that game, I definitely didn't. Even a guy that I watched, Captain Cuba, he always makes is got to work content. Even he was like, shit, man, I've been hype in this game to the fucking moon, and I was pretty underwhelmed.

He played a couple of times. And he was like, ah, it was good. Don't get me wrong, but he kind of expected better. And I was like, I, that's why I went to why. I was like, I got to get this guy's take because why do I feel empty? Like, I feel something feels. off about this. I actually really liked it, but I also wasn't

hyped about it. Like, I was kind of very much like, this is probably going to be more of the same. And it totally was. And so, there's certain, certain aspects of it that I was like, hmm. It was so like, for it wrapping up this fucking pantheon, I was like, that

that's it. That's what really I was like, I didn't. I don't like how people died. The final war. The final war. Ragnarok felt so fucking underwhelming. You know what felt more epic? Fighting the fucking dragon. Baldur's Dragon in the first one in 2018?

That scene felt more epic than like anything I really did in Ragnarok. Because I didn't feel... I was... Like, the God War's always been about this fucking crazy fucking fight scenes. Like, we just think about fighting the Colossus in number two. Number three, fighting fucking... Like, you're on Gaia and you're fighting like Poseidon and shit. Like some...

Final Fantasy. There's like always some... Dude, the new Final Fantasy is just... It's just full of that shit. Like, the boss fights in that game are like nuts. I need to... I need to... My thing is, and you talk about the...

Like, I just... I can't believe I'm playing Red Dead 2 right now because I'm like, how the fuck am I going to have time to do this? Because it's the only reason I haven't played the Final Fantasy games. I bought 15 a long time ago, but I never beat it because... 15 sucks. Does it? 15...

I mean... Did you complete? The completion? No, I bought something. I was actually thinking about getting the Windows edition or whatever. Because I think it's like 15 bucks or something. The complete is played on here. The main story, it's just, it's just, no more or not knowing what the fuck he's doing.

I'll just mod it, make everyone naked. It'll be good. You'll have a good time. All right. You'll figure it out. Let's move on. L. L.

what? El Homo. El Fuerde. Hey. Elkelolea this puto? Okay. Damn, I was close. Jeez.

Hello, Timoon, Pumba, and Simba. What is your favorite impression you or your co-hosts have done? For me, it's Chris yelling. You've got a nice pussy as Gilbert Godfrey. Absolutely killed me. I actually straight up don't remember this. I don't remember that.

I don't remember ever. You're Joe Biden impression that time was fucking gold, bro. Oh, that was on the Twitter trash, right? Like ages? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was a fun one. You got a good Biden.

I think, uh, something about Spider-Hands or something. something I remember. He says something about spiro- oh yeah, some of yams or something. Oh, yams or something. I don't fucking remember anything. I have such a shitty memory. But like the most recent one that I remember having the most

fun was like literally the last episode with yeah. If we're gonna out what he was so fucking good. I like especially like you as his wife is like that's fucking mean actually. And you're like

I'm just being honest like honestly He's the cornerstone of a relationship. That's so fucking crazy. Dude, the simple fact that you could say something so vapid as someone you love is crazy, dude. You got to be honest, man. Gotta be honest, Peg. That's great.

I really enjoyed the little arc of the... For a while, we kept mentioning gears. It kept coming back to... Oh, Dom, yeah. And Marcus... Like, it kept coming back to them. Whatever the fuck we were talking about, I'm squirting.

The squirting. Squirting. Maria. Maria, I'm squirting. I'm squirting. Dom, I'm squirting as Marcus meanings is pretty. That's a pretty.

It is pretty fucking perfect. Oh, man. All right. They're sinking cities with your mom. They're sinking the city with my squirt. they're sinking cities with a giant sperm If I saw a giant sperm I would have the most questions

Like you always the size of a blimp That's one sperm Let's see Let's see IMAX and climax And he says greeting star crew Longtime listener mostly of Chris and Derek I've been playing tears of the kingdom lately

Why is Zelda's combat so bad. How do you feel, Kingston? Wait, Tuesdays to the kingdom? Yeah. Do you think the combat's bad? No, it's basic, but it's not bad.

I feel like... It reminds me of like Metal Gear. Or like, not Metal Gear Solid 5, specifically, where it's like... I would say the combat is clunky and kind of simple, but I don't know. There's shit that I've seen people do in that game

that blow my fucking mind. So I'm left to believe that like it's not necessarily the combat that's bad. It's just that it's so... But by the layout is weird. You have to be, like, really creative. You have to be, like, really creative with it to get the maximum amount of efficiency out of it,

and I just don't have that ability. Did somebody mod this, or does Link actually have balls? You know, he has balls in the game. Yeah, that's... And they grow and shrink, depending on the temperature that he's in. All right, see, now I don't...

Okay, all right. I just saw Link fall And then there was like a shot from behind And like he has Yeah, he has a ball That's actually like That is Yeah, his white

His white hairy His white hairy elven testicles Yeah Yeah, yeah They're just dangling in the breeze And there's like There's a weather system in the game It's like if you get cold

Like they they shrivel up They go they go up to the body And then like in the warmer temperatures They droop really really nice And I wipe the color off my head I use my forehead is white because I fucking scrub the color of it. It was like somebody that's clean the fucking... So I went to a spa the other day.

Really? The Korean spa. I've never, I've never been to one. My friends and I, like, my friends were like, we should go to the spa. I was like, the spa. And they were like, yeah, you never relaxed before? And I was like, no, actually. So like, I was like, yeah, I'll go to the spa.

And there are these rooms. It's like just basically a bunch of saunas, right? And you go in, like, they're different temperatures. we went into this 210 degree sauna. Oh, lovely. You're just sitting in there. And it's so, it's so fucking warm that, like,

you get the feeling that, and you get the feeling that you could sweat your color out somehow. Like, it really does feel like, if you were black and you went in there, you would come out just pale. I'll never do that, like just pale.

Like, it feels like, that's how, that's hotter than anywhere on the planet, really. Outside of, like, outside of,

like, in a volcano or something where it would clearly be hotter. But, It's hard than any place on the surface of the planet. Or for like a split second in a sub by the Titanic. Might be a little bit harder. Or for a little bit in a place that made anime.

Oh, yeah, yeah. For a brief moment in time, yeah. For a little while. Twice. But yeah, fucking. I don't know, man. Death Valley's a lot of place on the earth, man. Yeah, it doesn't want it.

It just seems like it shouldn't be like this. Have been a death level before? We're so close to the hottest place on Earth. It just seems weird. It shouldn't be that. It's Death Valley, right? Yeah. Like, it should be...

Dead Valley, two hottest temperatures on record are... 100 and... Two hottest temperatures on record are 134 degrees and 131 degrees in Tunisia? Tunisia? Tunisia. Tunisia, yeah. Which is weird because Tunisia is on, like, a coast where you... think it would be like a little bit cooler but I guess bro can you imagine going in the fucking

coast in 131 degree like is the water like is the water like colder no it's hotter no but you know what I mean how like it oh we're getting in it yeah because like in have you guys ever gone winter swimming before have you guys ever done that terrible experience but yeah no no no no I've done swimming in like you know 30 degree like 40 degree weather and and it's not like there's something about it where it's not really that cold. And I think it's because the difference in what you're experiencing is minimal in comparison. Like if it's 30 degrees out and you're stepping into water that's like, you know, I understand what you're saying.

You know what I mean? Like it's, it's not that big of a, it's, it is still jarring, but it's not, you could stay in there way longer as opposed to like if it's, you know, 110 degrees and the water is fucking like, you know, 40 degrees or something. Like that's like, that feels way fucking scarier. but I don't know. I'm curious to get in the boiling water of... Let's not. Let's never do that. Or do it by yourself.

Have fun. Have a long. Dude, dude, dude, I was, I'm going to tell this one story and that we can move on.

At the spa, right, after all these, we're sweating like crazy in these fucking spa shirts. And it's like, it's actually like super refreshing. Genuinely.

Like, I actually do recommend it. But like, I was getting ready to shower and to have these like public showers, right? Where it's like, you just kind of go in.

You just like, It's very, very old school, very Japanese. See, pussy? No, because that's not how that works. They don't have co-ed fucking showers. This isn't fucking starship troopers. You got to break the rules sometimes. Yeah, but so I was getting ready to shower,

and I was taking my shirt off, and I was, like, in the locker room. And then this guy next to my locker, he turns to me, he goes, uh, is this old Korean guy, or this old Japanese guy, I couldn't tell exactly. He was like, have any money? And I was like, no. And he goes, like, I have $1,000 in my wallet. And last time

I left it in my wallet, they stole it from me. This is, by the way, I'm saying this, he's saying all this through a heavy accent. I can barely make out what the fuck he's saying. And I'm like, okay, yeah, sure. And he was like, he was like, you American? And I go, yeah. And he goes, I'm profoundly disabled, he says. These are verbatim what he says. I'm profoundly disabled. He takes out his wallet, shows me his veterans disabled idea. I'm like, okay, okay, cool, man. and I'm trying to get naked right now. Yeah, he's trying to strike a combo. It is so thoroughly uncomfortable.

And he's like, and he goes, yeah. You need help? No, and he goes, he says this to me. He says this literally. He goes, he goes, you know, you know retards? And I go, no. And he goes, me. He doesn't seem, like there's nothing about him that seems.

I'm trying not to cry. I'm trying not to cry. How do you think I felt, dude? Like, I was like, I was so desperately. I'm trying, I'm trying not to, like, burst out laughing or, like, run away because I don't know what the fuck. I don't know if this guy's going to kill me or, like, what? But, like, I was like, I could, I can't shower.

I can't do this. I can't, I cannot be as vulnerable as I humanly can be in front of this dude. Who's just harassing me about, like. Old retarded Korean. It was so, he didn't look, like, it's, he just looked so normal. And he was like screaming Apparently like because we went with my friend Paul And like Paul went in the shower

Because he wasn't harassed by this guy And so I was like I'm not getting in the shower I'm not doing this I put my clothes back on I left And Paul goes Yeah that dude came in And he just started screaming in the shower And I was like

I'm so glad I didn't go in there Like he was apparently So apparently he was like in the shower And the water was so hot that it was constantly hurting him and people were trying to help him turn it down but he wouldn't let anybody get close so I'm so

I don't know man that's it for today guys I'm leaving Dude it really It really was like It really it really was like It really was like It was like

Like really long stretches of sky Because I heard it You can hear it from like the top From the fucking lobby Wrap this up I can't do this no longer fucking awesome. So this is an experience I had in the last few days.

I'm actually kind of upset that you didn't. I want to go home. What time is it? What do we got? We're almost out of it. We're almost out of here. All right. Let's get one more in.

That was fucking painful. I was fucking insane to listen to this old Japanese retarded man making Tom screams in a bathroom. He's getting burned by water. It was so weird. It was so. It was so bizarre. I can't even begin to talk.

I can't even tell people about the story. Can I be tapeworm in your ass? I'm going to. All right, let's move on. The Nightman, this is the last one. Hi, Chris, Derek, and the one that thinks of adding the N-word to everything is worth philosophical quandary. If you each, if you could each make a show but have to change the genre, what would you pick and what genre? So, in other words, like, if you could take a show that exists and swap its genre to something else,

He gives an example of I'd pick Breaking Bad, but I'd turn it into a Nickelodeon Dan Schneider sitcom, which is awesome. Jesse, let me see your feet, Jesse. Jesse, show me your feet, Jesse. Where's, show me your feet, Jesse. Stop playing on your game sphere, Jesse. Go, Mr. White. I would turn family guy. It's spherical, Mr. White.

It's spherical. I would turn family guy into a family drama. Family guy Like a family drama Like fucking like a seventh heaven or some shit Family guy A seventh heaven would be Would be fucking dope

I am Man It's actually kind of a good question I want Game of Thrones With Law and Order SVU Bung bung And there would just be like

Who raped the dragon A yo Who raped the dragon Who fucked the dragon Who fucked the dragon? We got a dragon rapist on the loose. Oh my God. I don't have anything that can beat that.

That is so perfect. Lord Order SVU in Game of Thrones is so fucking perfect. I hear there's a fucking tea fling or something around here. Dude, I... Oh, man. Ice tea interviewing sexually abused dragons. It's fucking crazy. Derek, I think you want, man.

I think you was. All right, listen. I'm trying to get to the bottom of this. All right. Settle down. I know this is a tough time. There's a lot going on. There's a lot going on.

I got news for you. I know you're a male dragon. and you got raped by a man but that doesn't necessarily mean you're gay this dragon's been like really put through the rigor man his vocal cords are

fucking mashed his internal fire is doubt with calm bro so wait a minute he throat fucked the dragon and didn't die so it must be a Targaryen we have a lead and so you have like

it's the Targaryans right they're the ones the dragon people right yeah but they're not they're not immunifier in the books oh whatever the books they're not no

this is a show generis is resistant to fire only DeNaris what does that mean what does that mean oh only DeNaris what happened is that fire won't burn her

the way it will burn you or I she's resistant to it she can still get burns so they just tame dragons just by being badasses It's literally sorcery. Oh.

Well, fucking hell. That's gay. It's sorcery and blood magic. I don't know. What's with the new guy? He's stupid as something? Ho door. You're fucked up, dude.

I see. I see. You can't say that. Why not? Hold on The niggas dumb I feel like I would want Oh man

That's too good I can't I can't beat that That's like it's consuming my mind You made the best one Yeah I'm consuming my mind It's too good All right That's uh

Oh it's fucking I'm God That would be the best show on earth Oh fuck All right Let's uh Let's move on to the fucking names I guess your new partner

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tier awards. Fuck you for not beating Eldon Ring, Chris. I hate you. Craig the Canadian, Richard Fisting. Thank you, though. Nice. It's your boy, Shawnee D. Anthony Corso. The studio that made Lord of the Rings Gollum got shut down, RIP. I got fired for my job. It feels like shit sent support. Wish you the best, bud. Matt Walsh is a hero of our time.

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