The Snark Tank - #164: ALIENS. X. GLITCH.

Episode Date: July 31, 2023

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What is this? What's happening? Oh, I haven't, I've never seen. You know, I've never seen a single episode of Law & Order? You see, no, that's not true. That's not true. I'm not even kidding. Well, no, hold on.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. There is that one. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. There's the one Logan Paul episode of Law & Order that I did see. But that, I forgot. Oh my god.

That's my only, what is going on with your camera, bro? My fucking, it's on the trailing thing, and then it just completely got lost. It just ignored you. That's why you got a ghost in your house. And I followed the ghosty spirit that walked past you. Remember people, people would say that shit, like, like your camera loses focus, your webcam loses focus, because it's trying to focus on a ghost behind you. I'm like, yeah, that makes sense.

That makes sense. I remember shit like that. An invisible thing because that's how cameras work. I remember shit like that, man. I remember those text messages that you would get, where it's like you forward this to three people or else you're going to die. And like, I remember being young enough to being,

I remember being young enough when I got those to being like, I'm pretty confident this isn't true, so I'm not going to do it, but I'm scared a little bit. Like I would go to bed kind of scared. I would just in case and then fucking wrote my friends into it too. And they're like, yo, fuck you, Kingston. I'm sorry, guys. I would never just in case, but I would always be super stressed.

See, you guys fucked up because you had, see, I created some from scratch where you would send them to women exclusively and you'd be like, if you don't send me three nudes within X amount of time, your entire. Deviant. Your entire. I'm obviously fucking around. I could. Can you imagine? I couldn't string anything good enough together than make it sound authentic. But, yeah, that's fucking

Hullet. I feel like I know kids that did that. I feel like I know kids that definitely did that. Probably, the thing is I haven't really seen that. I would admire it if I really did come across it. I'd be like, wow, that is tedious. Derek in like 2001, Derek in 2001, like just staring at the horizon saying like,

I am become devil purveyor of nudes. I become pervert. Fucking ridiculous. Anyway. Destroyer of women's self-esteem. Every time you turn your back, it gets dark. And you're like, what the hell? I got to mention this.

I got to mention this before I forget. I went to a, went to a concert the other night. The first time, first concert I've been doing a, in a fucking, probably since 2021, I think. I don't think I saw any shows in 2022,

as far as I remember. And it was fucking animals as leaders. Oh, nice. Devin Townsend, and fucking dream theater. Oh, wow. They're doing this weird fucking, Jesus Christ.

Yeah. How long was that fucking show? It was like three hours. It was like a three hour show. I think it was, I think it was. Okay. It was, it might have been a little bit longer. I was thinking like a dream theater song is like fucking two days long.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There were a couple of them where I was like, damn, this is a long fucking song. But dude, man, super fucking awesome show. Like a really, really like good time. And I was, I almost wasn't going to go because it was like, oh man, the traffic, the traffic to fucking. The traffic in. LA is so demoralizing that it almost

convinced me not to go. You're going to go to the Novo? We went to the Sofi Stadium. Well, not the YouTube theater next to the Sofi Stadium. So it's like Englewood. Oh, that's not as bad. That's not as bad. It's not as bad, but it's still It's not good.

You still got a pass through like down to The Anaheim one to see Kendrick was crazy. Well, yeah, you're going to Anaheim. The first of it was Kendrick. It's like six cities over. That's pretty far. So every Californian had to be there. Yeah.

And then it was in Anaheim and that theater is enormous. So it was full of people. But when I saw The Weekend in K. Trinada, that shit was not that bad at all. Yeah. We were also very close. I saw the weekend wearing that M.F. Doom mask. I didn't know if like, I didn't know if it was an homage or if he's like that niggas dead and I'm just going to. I'm just going to start wearing.

Ever since his, ever since his. Because ever since his HBO show kind of fell apart, like he's been trying to find a new identity, I think. Yeah, he's like, oh, fuck. It wasn't as controversial as people were saying it was. Did you see that? I watched the show. It was horrible. Like, you actually watched the show.

I didn't see any of it. First episode, it was horrible. I was like, I can't watch any more of this. Yeah, was he just like singing and shit? No, it's just a weekend going like, it's literally, I'm not even exaggerating. I'm not even exaggerating. There are clips that I've seen of that show where it's just a weekend going. and yeah, I'm going to lick you up.

I'm going to lick your fucking fat, gross, wet pussy up and down. And like, oh, man, like, literally, like, just the grossest shit coming out of the weekend's mouth. And it's like, you are the weekend. You can't be talking like this. Have you heard his music, bro? Have you heard his music? No, but it's different. No, you can't.

No, but you can sing like that. People can sing whatever the fuck they want. You can't talk like that. You can't talk like that. Demystifies the singing. Now, because now it's just like, because now I know what you're saying

when you're singing. And it's like, ugh, you're gross. Oh, fuck. It's just a show about an abusive relationship with a famous person.

Yeah, they're like a famous abusive relationship and it's really hard to watch. They fucked up because the, the expectations were way too high. There was a bunch of people that already complained about the show for it came out.

And I'm like, you hyped it up too much already. It's supposed to be the opposite way. You know, it's like, what was that stupid show that everybody's freaking out the high school one. Euphoria.

It flew under. I didn't hear shit about it until it was the second season, really. That was when I was really like hearing shit about it to the point where I actually watched it. I was like, what the, and who was that nefarious fucking asshole? Nate, fucking Batman. And it's Batman, bro. That fucking guy. He just kept bringing into people's apartments and shit.

He is the most evil character I've seen in a non-fantasy setting. Like in a non-fantasy or sci-fi setting that is the most evil nigga I've ever seen in my life I kind of watch it again because I kind of forgot about Dude he's crazy stuff that happened I'm waiting for season I'm waiting for season three gets announced I'm able to watch the whole thing again I like that yeah it's a good idea so thing again This would be like damn dude how is no dude he choked a Spanish girl

He beat up a gay dude He beat up another dude And then he broke into someone's like you this guy is invincible I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure he broke it to someone's house twice and it's the same house. The guy. It's the same place. This man didn't get the hammer. He didn't get the hammer. He didn't get a fucking, he didn't get the fucking strap. He was like, I'm just going to be scared rest of my life.

It's I would have got. Is that like, is that what white privileges, bro? Like when people talk about white privilege is that like you're so like, well, that's never going to happen again. So you just never worry about locking your doors. White privilege is starting off. You've been beating the shit out of. It's like you're starting off Skyrim with 100% lockpicking stat. You know what I mean?

Where it's like apparently you can just go anywhere you want. You walk in. My privilege is like having 65 speech in birth. You just have 65 speech. And you're like, oh, this is better than I thought. Like you come out of the fucking canal with 65 speech. And they're like, ah, here, here's a discount. I definitely didn't have 65 seconds.

Don't worry about this. The whole scenario was great. It just, yeah. The fact that he broke. The fact that he broke in, the guy didn't fight back at all. He didn't, there's no way someone's breaking in my house. We're not, I'm not fighting. We're not about to dedicate another episode to Euphoria.

We're not about to do that. We already had one of those. We should, man. Well, nothing, I was going to say, though, to be fair, nothing really happened this week. You know, we have Barbie came out, I guess. Nothing really happened. The government did confirm the existence of aliens. which I guess is fucking something.

Not confirmed. Someone went and testified on the sand alien. That doesn't confirm anything. They could be lying. I don't really know, but they could be lying. Someone could just be lying. Here's my thing. Wait, what are you going to say, Chris?

Well, I was going to say, I don't give a shit. Like, I don't, I really don't care. No? No, not at all. And it upsets me that I don't. don't because like I feel like this would have been exciting at some point, but it's no longer that point where I'm looking, I'm looking at, like, if there is government, uh, if there is like an official government testimony on record under the court under oath, that all this

stuff is real, um, that does lean towards it being true because like lying about that shit is under oath. It's one thing to lie about on a podcast, right? But lying about it under oath is fucking next level stupid. Not really. It's really not, Kingston, it's literally, I don't know. Yes, you're lying under oath, but people line off on politically all the time, do you know? I understand, but those are savvy people. Those are savvy people. These are not savvy people.

They are. That's why they fucking get away with it. Here's a thing. Here's a thing. If it doesn't do anything from it, like, what the fuck does, oh, there's a UFO that we found or whatever, and it, and it moves quick, and it's fucking clearly non-human in origin. And it's like, what the fuck is that you for me? And it's like, that's... Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great

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I think that's quite shit. I mean, as somebody who absolutely loves sci-fi, that's like the fucking dream. Yeah. That's like, that's like, oh, finally, we get to try some alien pussy. But relatively close. So you're just, your choice, your choice of focus is so minute. You have a gigantic focus in a minute way. That is actually perplexing.

Everyone wants to have sex with aliens, bro. See, look, let me, let me break this down for you real quick. So people are always attracted to the, you know, the thing they're not used to you. They grow up around certain types of people, certain ethnicities, whatever. They're all, yeah, they're attractive, but then they get used to them. Then they kind of just peek over into the corners to see this type of figure they've never really seen before. for and it's intriguing. It's like, wow, this person looks, wow, like, interesting, whatever. So then you see an alien that's maybe somewhat humanoid. You can actually intelligently tell

that they have a pussy or something. Then all of a sudden, you're like, that's awesome. I need to know, I need a test drive this fucking, this M5 fucking BMW or whatever the fuck. I don't I'm not really in a car, so I don't know. But I'm just saying, you got this, the levels, the highest level of pussy, because you know it's advanced. They're advanced enough to come here, because we don't know where they came from. So they have this awesome interstellar travel. So they probably have next level pussy as well. So naturally, I need to try the next level pussy.

I mean, you're acting like I'm fucking, I'm alone here, but. You're not alone because a lot of people, all they think about is pussy, and it's really sad. For me, like, there's so much more that needs that can go on, right? There's so much technology. Bussey, is that it? No, not bussy. I'm not trying to fuck them. Not yet.

Fucking them will happen. That way I have to happen. I feel like it's the first thing you do. And then they share the secrets. That will have to happen. After we pleasure them. You'll have to fuck them eventually. I just wonder if we'll be able to tell what it is we're staring at.

Like say you see an alien. Are you going to be able to like know what you're looking at? Like, oh, I can tell that it has feet. Yeah, like it's going to look like a holographic baseball card or something where it's like it's like you can't quite. it's it's it's it's it's it's never quite exactly one or the other it's like oh i don't know i don't know we know that things like us can exist so maybe they might be sort similar to us that's why a lot of sci-fi things look sort of humanoid there's no things that sort of shaped like us exist here's here's here's here's the thing right where it's like this is all whatever it's it's interesting

doesn't do shit for me unless i can actually see the things they're talking about or interact things that they're talking about in any given. Because otherwise, this might as well just be fucking fiction anyway. Because it's just people talking about shit that has no bearing on my life. They did talk about, like, there was this one testimony. It makes the Christians go crazy. That's the thing. No, it won't.

It's fine. They'll adopt it very easily. Like, they have constantly. It's the same reason why they're like, yeah, be a gay is a fucking sin. And then they're getting head in the fucking, you know, the congressional bathroom or whatever the fuck. It's like, they find ways to get away with all that shit. Also, by the way, like, I think a reason why none of this is surprising to me is

because, like, anybody who isn't fucking retorting. heart it understands that aliens are real. Like I think it's like... Like you would have to be... Like you would have to be a fucking moron sincerely to not understand that aliens are absolutely probably real. You know what I mean? Like it seems inconsistence...

Like the scale of the universe and everything, it's like... You're fucking idiot. But see, that's the thing. I think everybody can... I would say come to a consensus that most likely it's a probability that they exist. but the thing is what is incredible is if there are multiple aircraft and if they found aliens here, that's the thing that's like, well, they're fucking close. Where are they?

That they're potentially here is a bigger deal. But until I see that, I just, I can't get. Like, because they said that they said, like, one of the testimonies was like, oh, we found biologics, I think, is what they referred to it as specifically. Like, which was like biological remains or whatever. It's like, all right, show me that fucking, show me that body or whatever. Then I'll be, like, excited. Also, if those bodies look like the fucking little green men, dude, if those bodies actually... Like, if they're grayes...

If those bodies actually look like grays, then that means that there has been, like, probably like a hundred year long gaslighting campaign against, like, people who have genuinely seen them and everybody's been just, like, laughing the fuck out of it. These people, these who have been going to take into space and sodomize and stuff like that and they come down. and they're telling their stories and they're like you're lying and it's like I'm not lying that's what I'm so much more interested in it's like what do these fucking things because if they don't look like gray's then it's then it's a little bit less interesting actually like it's because because that means it's sort of like a new thing that like we just sort of you know what I mean it's that's that's inherently more interesting but less less of a story for that angle you're going for the thing that uh your story would just have less of an angle but it would still be

crazy it's like well it just means that every single it just means that every single alien interaction before this was just a lie. You know what I mean? No, no. No, no. It very well might not be a lie. If they're not grays, then it doesn't, because they all describe them that way. Every single one of them.

After a certain point. Right. After what's name's thing was written. I understand. I understand. But early on, early on, they're all described that way. And then like, I'm sure that leans into like, you know, people faking it for cloud or whatever later on and using that

description, I'm sure, right? But, like, if those early examples with no reason to make up that specific description are shown to, like, if that's not what they look like, I don't know, I'd be disappointed. I'd be a little bit disappointed in that because that means sort of like, well, they're things. That thing. I've seen some weird shit. I've seen some weird stuff, but the thing is, I feel like the whole hiding aliens

because one, one thing that I've heard, which is somewhat plausible, is the reason they would hide it is for the technology specifically for weapons but the thing is and and this is the thing all that shit always gets out there's spies everywhere so i still don't think that's really a good enough thing it's kind of like we're talking about uh up and hymer and bombs and stuff because here's the thing yeah like all that stuff's top secret until it's not very soon after because then espionage and all the shit happens people sell stuff get money then everybody has the plans and they make better shit so the uh so my point being that oh they're hiding things for the technology for the weaponry. I'm like, yeah, but not

like, here's the thing. Out of all the people that work with aliens that would work with aliens, you don't think one of these motherfuckers would slip a picture and send it home to their homies or their fucking wives or something and that shit would spread like wildfire. Yeah, yeah. I've heard

so many stories on... See, here's the thing. There is you know, what do they say? The only person that keeps a secret is like, what is it? What is it? What is it? A dead man? Only a dead man. Keep a secret. Yeah, some shit like that. And even that's not fucking true.

Even that's not true. There are people we're learning things about still who've been dead for like fucking ages because you find some journal that they wrote that never just never been uncovered. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Imagine being a fucking idiot and having a journal where you write secrets.

Imagine writing your fucking secrets down. Could you imagine that? Could you imagine like... I think there is millions upon millions of people in this country alone that do that shit. It's fucking great. I have... Think of it.

You can't... Think of it. If you can't say, something. Like, imagine you find out something that is fundamentally changing the way. Like, imagine you find out no joke, no cap, no, no if ands, magic from like a Skyrim level, like high magic is real. But you cannot tell anyone that. I would have to write it down somewhere. I would have to get that out of my head onto something, because it would drive me insane thinking about it. I guess. Well, to be fair, also,

I have to do I have to What I saw some guy get resurrected Like on some fucking Would you believe in Jesus? If you saw someone get resurrected I saw some I saw some wows or somebody

Go up to him and just Oh You know what's funny Back up after getting shy of face You know what's funny about that What's really funny about that prospect About like oh you you see a resurrection happen and then like

Jesus suddenly becomes plausible Yeah It's like, it simultaneously makes Jesus more plausible and more believable, but less important. Less important, yeah. Because it's like, oh, no, no, no, because, because Jesus self-res, that's a different kind of magic. How do you mean? That's more impressive right there. It's different.

It's kind of like, holy shit. Did he cast death award on himself so he knew he was going to die? Then he would come back a few days later. I hate the thing. This motherfucker. This shit is crazy. But that's, but that's like shit that you can't. Like, you know, a regular person, like, we all, like, make jokes.

Like, I wouldn't just like that. But a regular person, you can't get information like that and be fine. Your brain is going to start while. You're going to start thinking too much. You're going to have to get out. I understand. I just mean, I was just speaking about them in general. Like, I mean, like, as a general tool, like, people writing their, like, deep.

Like, not even people in high positions of power where, like, they're learning some crazy. I just mean, like, generally, like, as an individual, like, why are you writing your deepest arc and secrets down in a fucking, but I have three journals and I fill them all with fake shit. and it's all fake, like all fake shit. So that way, like, everybody's, oh, it's absolutely insane. I want nobody to fucking understand. I want nobody to know what my life is except for me.

That's mad. Fuck you all. There's going to be a movie about me and you're going to be like, that never happened. Why the fuck is this here? Why is that there? Why did Kingston kill my dog in this movie? Why did I kill Chris's dog in this movie?

That never happened? What the fuck is this? I never, what is this bullshit? You know what I want to do? I'm going to write a journal and say all the gay parodies and stuff was just a, it was just a cry. It was just a cry for help. Yeah, like I couldn't come out of the closet. It's like Eminem and a freaking anchor.

There wasn't a movie with a fucking, uh, green goblin and, um, and fucking Pineapple Express. Uh, no, that was, um, the interview. Right. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply Steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray-and-tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections like Healthy Choice Simply Steamer's grilled chicken and broccoli alfredo. It's a satisfying meal with 28 grams of protein and nothing artificial. Healthy Choice Simply Steamers. What having it all tastes like.

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Yeah, I'm a homosexual man. I forgot of the North Korea one. Yeah, I totally forgot about that movie. Yeah, because I'm a homosexual. I think that's why I wrote that. That scene was really funny because of how serious M&M's reaction was. Like he was just like, I'm a gay man. Everybody's like, what's called?

He's like, I don't know how you guys didn't see it. All the things I was writing, everything I was saying, I was, I'm obviously a homosexual man. And I was like, this is one funny moment in a really not that funny movie. I'm very upset. Yeah, that movie was like more, like the premise was funnier than the actual, like what they actually did with it. No Pineapple Express, you know. It was all right. Pineapple Express sucked, too.

I didn't like Pineapple Express. I thought it was funny as fuck, dude. I don't like Stoner comedies is the thing. Like, I, it just doesn't, none of that shit works for me. Like, Harold and Kumar. Doesn't work for me out of there. I think Howard Kumar is funny as fuck, dude. The first one was really funny.

I thought Neil Patrick Harris as himself was fucking dope in those movies. They're funny moments in it Absolute degenerate I like the I don't know I like them I also I like I'm immature shit So I like a lot of those commies Not all of them because then they

You know people started doing the the Marvel thing Before the Marvel thing it was like oh we're just gonna make These now Yeah I mean not really people Those guys Those guys made a bunch of movies It was Judd Apatow and like one other guy Like the yeah like fucking your highness

and stuff like that where it's like Oh my goodness There was Michael Sarah was in 2000 movies because of the Superbad They started putting him

In a youth and revolt That Juno Like it was all like Juno was a good movie though Actually I think Juno was actually Some of them were written Really well Like some of them were

Some of those movies Were written really well And a lot of them were just like You know The success of like knocked up And everything that Seth Rogan was in It was relatively the same Forgeting Sarah Marshall

Get him to the Greek You know what it You know what honestly kind of reminds me of? It reminds me of the YouTube scene back in like 2017 where you would have like, for every Juno there were like five your highnesses or whatever, you know what I mean, where it's like, I feel like you just had like these like, I don't know, not to get too political, but like, you know, I think you understand what I'm saying, where there were just a lot of people who just sort of jumped in with very, very little talent to their name.

And you sort of been like, this is a cool formula. Let's pretend to be Seth. Let's be Seth. Let's be Seth Rogen. I don't know. Try out to those people, though. I'm glad they're dead. I'm glad.

I'm glad. Yeah. I feel like Seth Rogen is the, Seth Rogen is to me is that, I feel like there's probably a few video essays that people are like, yo, this nigger sucks. Like people are, you know, like you notice. Because if you go back and watch him perform in all of his movies, he's the exact same

his jokes usually aren't pretty funny his voice is extremely annoying his laugh is incredibly annoying and it's the stuff going around him like say uh like if you watch Pineapple Express his uh his character in that movie I was like this guy's just a piece of shit

and he's not enjoying I'm not enjoying anytime he's on the screen but like at all and he's also uh he was like the weed dealer or whatever I don't remember what he was oh he was like a subpoena guy dating on

And he was dating a high schooler, right? Yeah, and I was like, this is, I was like, this is, this is probably actually Seth Rogen. He's like, like, I'm going to do my, this was me when I was this age, and I'm just going to make this a movie. And kind of like what that, that comedian, Chris Dalia, he's like, oh, I'm a degenerate. I'm going to start taking roles of me doing the shit that I do. And I'm like, this is weird, bro. Yeah. Some weird, but I'm going off on a tangent right now.

It's like, yeah, man, I would love to play this pedophile in this film. why not? Like, why would you... I'm curious about that, like, why would anybody accept that role? Like, I get it, like, if you're... I get people are desperate for, like, fucking attention and desperate for success,

but, like, holy shit. Have some self-respect at the very least. Christa Lee was way too popular to take that role. I'm sure his agents were like, please don't take this. Please don't take this role. You don't need to take it. This is reserved for...

People are just to step above background actors. Like people that are doing background actors Then they finally started getting some lines That's like yeah They get those rules That's like a key star role If you need to eat If you need to eat, if you really need to eat

Take this role But if you need to eat And if you take this role You better act You better do so You better be so good You better be so good Or so bad

That people can look past it You know it's crazy I was uh When I was doing background acting work I don't remember if I told you guys. I was on this shitty Fox show called Lie to Me with Tim Roth. And Michael B. Jordan, he was, it's crazy to see his origin because he was just like a role that he probably looks back and be like, I can't believe I took this because he's just some dirty nigger that just stole some chick's purse. Like he's just, we were all walking on the street and stuff.

And then he's just smiling at this girl, you know, steals the purse and runs away like an absolute degenerate. And then you look at him now to see like, I love seeing that. that evolution of seeing people who were just like, Oh, him on the wire, bro. I remember watching him in a wire being a little kid drug dealer. Right. When he's a little kid doing that. He gets shot and killed in a bathroom by one of his homies on some grimy dude.

That show's so fucked up, man. Watch every episode of it. That is a wild show. That is a wild show. I haven't seen a single episode of the Wire. Of the Wire? Yeah. I think it's, I think it's one of the best shows.

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But it's hard to watch, though. It is a hard, especially if you, if you're, from you're from like the hood you if watching it's gonna be like uh this hits way too close to home at some moments i really don't like you want to move to like baltimore or nothing you know not baltimore sucks dude what's the portsmart baltimore does indeed fucking suck it's crazy like i i was i was in baltimore like it's not cool i was in baltimore like for a couple days like i think two months ago and i i i didn't even know like i have never seen A city that was in and of itself a dilapidated suburb.

It broke my head trying to like scan what it was. I was like, this does not register. This doesn't compute. This is a new territory. It's like a fog of war opened up. No hyperbole. I've never heard one person from Baltimore say one nice thing about Baltimore. And that's kind of fucked up.

Because, you know, even people that come from like fucked up areas, they usually have something nice to say about how they grew up. That's how I think about DC. Everything I know from DC's like, you fuck DC. That is the worst. I really think it's the worst place in the country.

I think DC is probably the worst place to live in America. DC is so terrible. Why? DC is super weird because like the city around the White House is just fake. It's like some North Korean fucking like setup for like, you will horrible. Dude, you will literally walk.

walk by buildings on street level. You know how in like New York or like even in fucking Los Angeles? You go by the bottom floor of buildings and they'll be like, you know, it'll be like a tall building but there will be like a, I don't know, like a CVS at the bottom or like there would be like an apartment thing where you could go in and it's like apartments or

like, you know, this store, that store, this restaurant, that restaurant. In Washington, D.C., the bottoms of those buildings don't have any signage. They don't have any entrance as far as I saw, it's fucking fake. I remember walking like 10 minutes around the White House trying to find some

someplace they eat and the places that were to eat were inside the center. Like you had to go underground to the middle of a courtyard in those buildings to get to the storefronts. It was fucking baffling. I was like, this is a wrong place.

Dude, D.C. The president got inaugurated and my grandma said some guy got shot up two blocks away. D.C. is horrible. Like the president got a nod great hair by who's watching for the president. And then all of the villains were like, yes, the cops are

watching the monkey get in office. We can go thrive. And they went and they just fucking disilluding. People getting shot and robbed right. Like four blocks away from, like Virginia Avenue. That's what it is. Virginia Avenue is what it's called? Or is it Pennsylvania Avenue?

Pennsylvania Avenue. Right down there's people getting shot. And it was just like I hate that I went there for like two weeks I got one of my cousins My cousin came back Three a K to say he got jumped

And I was like Where are you going So I'm going to different parks And they're jumping me At different parts A place is condemned They need to shut it down They need to move the White House

To I don't know Fucking New York City I was thinking about that I'm like what West Virginia Can we can we Can we switch this up No, it's not West Virginia.

It's not West yet. I think it's been, isn't D.C. in West Virginia? No, D.C. is in D.C. is its own thing. D.C. is in D.C. is in D.C., but it's in a state. It's like, it's surrounded by Virginia. No, but it's not. It is. No, I, listen.

It is within a state, but it is not. You know, not. You are right. Like the Vatican. It is straight up like the Vatican. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But it's like on the border.

It's on the border of like, I think, um, is it on the border of West Virginia? I don't know. I haven't looked it up in a long time, but I was pretty sure just. I could be wrong. You might be right. I don't know. I don't give a shit. I don't think about D.C. ever.

I don't know. Never, ever. I don't care about the capital or any of that. I don't care about people. It does nothing for me. Nobody gives a shit about the capital. Wait, why don't, why did I do this? That's why I got raided?

and nothing happened. That's why, well, I mean, there's other reasons for that, too. That is the most embarrassing moment in America, and I think that people don't talk, we're not talking about America. I mean, I feel like slavery is probably a bigger one, but like, yeah, I guess. Modern, modern, modern, modern, yeah. Yeah, sure. Post slavery.

Post slavery. I mean, what is it modern? We're only like 300 years old. It's all pretty much. They're still modern relative, but yeah. Yeah, there's modern relative, but like, oh, what the hell? It's right by Maryland. I was totally wrong.

I was totally wrong. Wait, wait, hold on. It is right, like, say, it is the northeast Virginia. It is almost in West Virginia because it's that little point. But I've always liked to believe that it was in, like, properly in West Virginia. But no, that is not what I see. It's right blue, Maryland. It's like a weird, it's right to the east.

It's at a weird nexus point kind of. Almost. Yeah, like there's, like, that's strange. That is, I feel like I've been lied to, bro. It's a really stupid placement. That reminds me when I thought New Zealand was like by Greenland or something.

I was like, you learn shit too late. But, uh, I mean, this one's a little embarrassing for me. I'm like, what? I was always, yeah, it doesn't matter. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right?

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep. Keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Close enough, right? You were close enough. There's nothing worth in being somewhere. I misplaced New Zealand by like thousands of miles So like you're good By a very large sum

By a very large margin Just because some adult told me when I was seven Where it was and I never I didn't think he would lie Because why would he? Or maybe he was just stupid You know there's like a few There's like tens of thousands of people

Actually live in Greenland Because they're just fucking stupid Yeah they're all fucking green They found the one part Yeah and then they eventually turned all green They found the one part The one part that is habitable, and they're like, I guess we'll just live here. That's like fucking Canadians to me.

That's like, when I look at Canadians, I think of that. Where I'm like, why are you, like, I think most of them, most of, most of the people in Canada, or like a majority of them live at a point in Canada that is below the highest point in the United States. Which is insane. That's what, that's fucking ridiculous. Yeah. Most of your continent, most of your entire fucking. plot of land is fucking useless we lucked out on that deal i feel that way about i feel that way kind of about russia too

where it's just it's just most of russia useless it's such a massive a lot of russia's tundra bro and it's just like desolate bullshit that's why their population is in the size where they should be because a country that big should have a much bigger population and it does but it doesn't because most of it people can't live there

the ones that live there are ride bears, you know? That's crazy too because there's places in Russia that are habitable and then they Chernobyl them so that they become inhabitable. They didn't Chernobyl them on purpose, but yeah.

No, but I mean, Chernobyl is what Chernobyl does, you know? Like, it's too late. Anyway. What else? What else? Do you guys, do you see Ben Shapiro burning a trash can full of Barbie dolls for his for his fucking review.

I heard of it. I bet he, I didn't watch it. I bet those all were his. I bet those all were his actually. Yeah. And then I was like, get rid of him now.

He was like, all right. I finally have a reason. I finally have a reason to sacrifice my friends, the only women who have ever loved me. Burn him in a trash can on a pyre outside.

I don't know, man. It's fucking, uh, I saw Barbie. It was fine. It was a fun movie. It was, it was a very,

I laughed more than I thought I would. But it's like, you know, it's a fun little movie. Like, I don't think there's anything particularly egregious about it. I think it's a little embarrassing for, like, a 40-year-old man to burn a trash can full of Barbies. But, I mean, that's just, that's, that's, that's me, you know? That's my perspective. Is that not the, is that not, I saw a meme just a little while ago of all the people that were upset, the opinionated people about Barbie. Yeah.

Old as white neck beard dudes with the, you know, you know, you know, with Maga hats and shit, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. But I do, I do really, I really do think, like, this, when I look, when I peek into the culture war, because I have completely tapped out. But when I peek into it, I really do step back and think, like, how could you even, how could you even force yourself to care about this? Like, I, I, I, I am, I, I was intrigued by the Barbenheimer memes.

I thought they were kind of cute. But I just, I don't. And for no reason, I just don't have any desire to see Barbie. Maybe I'll see it on a streaming service when it comes out. Because I just have no desire to go to the theater and see it. I'm just like, I'm good. But even if the movie was like, fuck men or something. Like it opens in the movie, it opens up.

And then Margot Robbie says, I fucking hate men, especially white men. And then the movie starts and, like, go back the business. I would still be like, all right, it's a fucking bar. movie still. What is it like what do you, it's not like it's fucking, um, some, they're acting like it's like some,

it's not fucking total recall. It's not like, it's not, it's not fucking like, Rambo. Like it's clear, like being upset that the Barbie movie, like how did you not expect that the Barbie movie is going to have some

feminist messaging in it? Like that's just a dead. That's just an obvious, like what else could it possibly be? You think the Barbie movie is going to sit there and be like women know your place like where what world do you think you're fucking living in it's

you're going into a movie with like preconceived understandings of what you want it to be without even understanding like why it can't be that it can't be that you cannot go to that's like going to a fucking Martin Luther King documentary being like I can't believe

they brought race into this like they made this MLK movie you made it political it's like what it's fucking Barbie it is it is it is a it is a toy that is specifically just it is literally just a female object of course of course of course

of course it's going to be like it's going to have some of that messaging in it for what it's worth i thought it was fucking hilarious like there's moments in that movie that are like and i'm like i'm surprised that this is as funny as it is um but yeah i'm sure it's a fine movie man Like, I like, well, I started to appreciate Ryan Gosseling after the fact. I didn't really care about him back in the day.

This might be the best I've ever seen him. See, he's, I've heard good things about him. Yeah, he, like, kind of steals it in, in some, which is why it's so funny that, like, people are getting upset that, like, it's like a manhating movie. I mean, he was good in a Lala Land. Ryan Gossling really fucking steals this movie in a lot of ways, because he's just so fucking, he's perfect in this, in it. I don't know if I'd see it again in theaters I'd probably I would catch it on streaming though again Like because it was it was a fun movie to watch

They were like really It shot really creatively There's like a lot of cool sets And like a lot of visual gags that I enjoyed There's some lines in there that fucking Surprised me I just wasn't expecting to hear Anything like that

A couple of hard ars Yeah a couple of hard ars Uh Barbie uses the F slur which I thought was weird Let's go Let's go I still want to see

I haven't seen Oppenheimer yet But I want to I've heard that's fucking crazy But I definitely want to see it I've been watching a bunch of Oppenheimer and bullshit That the algorithm is just You know

It just started slipping it in Dude my algorithm is My algorithm is just Metal Gear solid stuff Now Is it? I've just been listening to like a lot of like Analyses Analysees

But like yeah The Oppenheimer stuff is Is pretty It's pretty bumping right now. Yeah, it's fascinating shit. And it really is, uh, it really, it really is, uh, I always, I always want to like, the one thing that always fascinates me is how chill the Japanese people are about like, yeah, that, that happened.

They swung first, bro. I'm sick. No, they swung first. They, no, the people that got bombed didn't do any swinging. Derek, Derek, Derek, Derek. Right, should we have bomb Tokyo? No, there should, no, like, here's the thing. So he's always going to bomb Tokyo then.

Even Oppenheimer. Where it came from. Even Oppenheimer said, you know, after the fact, because this is all hindsight, I guess. But he's like, I'm pretty sure a bomb significantly smaller would have gotten to surrender. No, that's true. Even freaking what's his name? Truman. True.

It was Truman. He was like, what the fuck? I didn't. I didn't, he cried about it. he did a dress afterwards. It was like, I didn't know that it was that. And they were like, let's think we need a bomb, right? I'm so sorry, niggas.

And some villain came in room was like, yo, use this. I thought it was going to be like a big pile of smoke that made like a big scary face in the sky and said, boo. I didn't know it was going to burn people's shadows into the dirt forever. We were saving that for the blacks. It's like, what? Can you imagine a reality where, where Truman genuinely just didn't know what the atomic bomb was. Like,

he, like, he didn't know, he didn't know the scale. Every meeting, every meeting he just zoned out. Yeah, like he was, like,

he was playing angry birds or something, and he was just like not paying attention to it. Yeah, and he didn't, he didn't know it was going to be what it was. He knew it was a bomb. He thought it was going to be like those Lutitunes guns where, like,

you shoot it and then the flag comes out and it says bang. Yeah. Yeah. And he was going to scare the, scare the emperor. Yeah. But instead of bang, the flag is, it's like a big, it's like a big pod. It drills into the ground.

A big pole comes out and a flag comes out. And it says, next time this is going to be like a big explosion. So surrender. The fact that we did that is crazy. The fact that he, the fact that Oppenheimer was like, that didn't work. They were like, hey, we need you to build a bomb. He was like, I'll do it. Just out of like a rival thing with some other dude, he was like, I'm your rival.

I'm a single to build the bomb first. And then, O'Henheimer beat him. He was actually rivaling with with fucking AMC. Wait, was it AMC? No. Was a break-a-at-a-M-C? What do you wait? What did you?

Oh, yeah, AMC? Yeah, so, so Walter White was tasked to build the bomb for the Nazis. Oh, my God. And Hitler was like, can you get it? Hitler was basically Gus, right? He was basically, he was Gus. And then, because there was actually people that were. more powerful than Gus, like the,

like the Mexican cartel and stuff like that, blah, blah, blah, blah. He's running the shit, but there's still, he can also be, you know, like Valky and all the shit that happened. So, yeah, he tasked Heisenberg, and he's like, hey, I need you to cook piles of meth, and we're going to get all the Americans hooked on meth, and then they'll surrender.

Oh, my God, it's like, it's like the opium. He was like, he was like, wait, how about we just build a bomb and Hitler was like I really like the meth idea but fine Yeah I've really That's kind of how it started

I'm really curious about Because I know very very little about I mean I know enough about Up and I've been having to know like what he did And whatever and all that stuff But like I don't know the ins announcement I actually don't know like what That story really is

So I'm actually like I'm really keen to see it It's hell interesting bro It's hell interesting I'm really really interested to see how they tell it, how Christopher Nolan tells it, because he's fucking insane and everything he does.

He makes shit weird. So I'm wondering if he's going to do some really weird shit because I know enough of how it really went down and kind of the ends and outs of a lot of the chemistry and shit, just because it was super fascinating. I just finished watching Breaking Bad again, so of course the chemistry is really on my mind right now.

It's more physics than chemistry, but yeah, I feel you. Well, no, when you're well, there's obviously like when you're talking about the chemistry of you know, the elements. I'm talking about the elements of the bombs. It's still physics. It's all science.

It's all science. It's science. It's physics, but like obviously it's, you know, we're talking about what I'm, I'm talking about the chemistry aspect, like the actual elements that they were using. I was very fascinated with what they did, which was more dense, which was more kilograms versus like that, learning all the stuff of what was used in the hydrogen bomb. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion.

$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. What was used in fucking that czar bomb? and shit like all that kind of stuff like just so it was just like I've been really fascinated with that but yeah it's physics to figure the shit out um but yeah

there's apparently a sex scene in the movie where he says verbatim I'm about to pop that Oppenheimen and and then he comes I've never heard of my fucking I've never heard sound worse in my fucking life that's actually one of the most wild that is one of the worst things that

I'm about to pop that Ompanheimen someone someone slaughter me in my teeth Someone in the mouth. Someone kill me. The only thing I, this weekend or whatever day it was, the only thing I thought of, because I hadn't seen Oppenheimer. And I'm like, the only thing because my immature ass could think of is, how do I say something? How do I tweet something that has to do with Oppenheimer having sex with Einstein?

That was the only thing I could think of. And then, of course, I think I erased the tweet three times between where I put something out very subtly. And people were very responsive to it. And every single tweet, because I said that the sex scene went on just a little bit too long. But everyone just vehemently disagreed with me. They're like, it was just the right amount or they needed more. And here's the thing. If I were Christopher Nolan, I would absolutely have all of the scientists, all the hundreds of people on to have a massive orgy once they completed their task.

You would. And then the movie ends. Yeah, you would. And Oppenheimer would Oppenheimer turns to the camera And he says, I am B, I am B, come. I am come. God of come. God of fucking.

Destroyer of ass. Destroyer of ass. Destroyer of butt and nuts. So fucking stupid. So, destroyer but. Gusser of nut. You think stupid and dumb. Stupid.

Dube of stupid. Before they delivered the bombs, Oppenheimer was like, wait, wait, wait, wait. And he fucking reached in his pocket, pulled out a fucking puddle of cum and smeared it on the bomb. He pulled out of... He was holding like a plate because it's on a flat dimension. It's a flat. He pours it on there. You're like, yo, what else did he learn when he was making that bomb, bro? He learned a lot.

He learned a lot about physics. He learned about the cascade effect of hydrogen atoms. And then he learned about what's a cut? And then he learned how to make come be in a puddle at any form. He can keep come at any state in a puddle. Dude, this cast is so weirdly stacked. It was an amazing cast. Fucking Nolan.

He's the people, I mean, it's getting to the point where people want to work with Nolan because he's, I always feel like these fucking fesbian types. All they want to do is work with people who are perceived to be insane. Like, they're, they're just like, oh, a non-linear story, a weird shit now. Like, like, Nolan's been doing some stuff a little bit here and there. I don't think he's too crazy. But I feel like that's kind of like the ticket is. I just don't think Nolan makes movies that make sense, man.

Like, after sitting through Inception, after sitting through Inception and sitting through Tenet, I'm just like, you don't make, this movies don't make sense. Like, Tenet, Tenet, Tenet's weird. Inception is fine. Inception is a fine movie. But the problem with Inception is that it's just like it reads a little too hard into itself. And then Tenet is that idea times five Whereas it's like this movie This movie should be watching itself

This movie This is a wizard Tenet I couldn't get into I don't know what it was I specifically I specifically I specifically remember the audio mixing Bothering the hell out of me

Like I remember specifically Interstellar was fantastic though Because that was based off a book That's why it was a good movie Intercellar was good Well so is this one This one's based off a book as well Obviously

Openheimer Yeah It's the real world, too. Right, right, but it's literally, it's like, it's like source from like a specific book. Army Hammers? Army Hammer is Oppenheim. Yeah, yeah.

Appie Jaime? What the fuck? I can't even conceptualize this. Arminheimer. Scarecrows eating people. Scarcrow's eating the scientists. What's he eating the scientist? What's he?

He's a bomb? He was such a good choice. The guy that plays Arminheimer, Armineheimer. Arminiomer. The guy that plays Oppenheimer is such a good choice. Killion Murphy's looks like such a psychopath. That's why. He does look scary.

He's like a crazy person. He's a, I mean, he's, he's, he, I mean, I guess that's why he got the scarecrow, right? He's supposed to be some, like, weirdo. He's like some fucking. Killian Murphy, have you watched peekie blinders? Is it piggy blinders? He's in piggy blinders. That motherfucker fuckers is a psycho.

That show, dude. I'm like, yo, this guy is great. I've been seeing a lot of clips of that on Instagram because of the Barbie movie. They're saying like, oh, when you, when you're watch, uh, uh, they're splicing stuff. People are getting creative right now. I really didn't like to be. To me, he's fucking, he's scarecrow to me. So no matter what, I feel like it's going to be hard

for me to watch up and highway just a little bit because I'm going to keep, in my head, I'm going to keep making scarecrow references and just thinking about Batman just infiltrating. So dumb. No, you're not going to bomb them scarecrow. These are good people. I like, uh, I like, I like, I, I, I like, the, you know, You know what the Barbenheimer stuff reminds me of? It reminds me a little bit of when the pandemic was happening.

And, uh... Yeah. Uh, what is it? It was like doom and Animal Crossing came out at the same time. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a very similar vibe. That was a good one.

That was a good one. Oh, sweetie's getting into cardiac arrest. I was like, you're right, dude? I expected, I expected this definitely within the next five years, but not right now. You got, you got the fucking... You got the, uh, what did you... You got the jab and now you have myo card it? Uh, myel car.

Yeah, myercarditis. I just saw a still image from the grudge That is so fucking stupid Why did you see us? What are you doing? I was looking to Twitter for a second I saw a picture of the garage I was like this motherfucker no wonder he's like Browsing Twitter

He's like stone face and silent And then he just like browses Twitter while he's like not fucking Yeah I just I just look through a thing I was somebody mentioned I was like this can't be that important I look through it is the most It's so wildly racist that I can't even show it to you guys.

I'm glad you brought it up then. Yeah. I'm glad you brought it up. Really glad this is like, this is the most useless 20 seconds that has ever been recorded. It's just fluff, dude. It's more fluff, man. You're an absolute son of a bitch. So X, I'm sorry, Twitter.

I'm sorry, X. I'm sorry, I don't know what to call it right now. X. Why is he doing this? Why is he doing this? Stay on top, but remain from the underground. What is this nigga doing? What is the purpose of this?

That it's ex now? Do you know what the... There's a real purpose, and it's stupid. It's stupider than I actually thought it was. Okay. It is 100%, and I say this with no... In seriousness, it's 100% ego. That's all it is.

So, back in the day, and this... I actually... was misinformed. I thought wrongly because Elon Musk misled a lot of people that X.com was like used to be PayPal. PayPal is what PayPal is what PayPal is now. What happened was there was these two companies that were going to merge

Elon's company X.com and and the whatever, whoever owned PayPal. And basically Elon wanted to revolutionize banking and online banking and all this shit. All of his ideas and everything he came with was absolute dog shit. And not only that, the ex.com tested absolutely poorly, obvious fucking Lee. I mean, when the movie X-Men came out in 1996 or whatever the fuck that was, what was it was 1999 or something?

I don't fucking remember what you were. Something, yeah. 2000. 2000. Yeah, like, or 2000. Yeah, like, fucking everyone that was 30 years and above thought it was a porn movie or something. Because it just, X is just synonymous with sex nowadays. Even if it's only one X.

Even if it's only one X. It's just, that's what X men, you're like, oh, is this some porn thing? X means, yeah. It's, I would say, it's kind of like, rated X. I would say it's less so, I would say it's less so now. But, like, in that period and time, like, late 90s,

or, like, 90s in general, early 2000s, absolutely X had that connotation. It was like, that's why X videos is a fucking website. And why X, what, what's that? X X NX or whatever. There's probably way more too. There's like a million other ones. It's probably one too.

I imagine. X tube. That's probably one. It's probably one. It probably is check real quick. Let's see. I know Red tube. I know Red tube is one. But like X-Tube was probably going to go back in the day, but red tube started falling off, man. It just goes to X-Tube?

No, it just goes to X-Viles. Oh, so they just bought it. Okay. So they bought it. That's, okay. Fair enough. Okay. Oh, back to Elon.

I like the fact that porn website. have other porn websites porn on there. You can go on YouTube to watch X videos videos. It's like, what? No, you can go on Porn Hub to watch X2 videos. It's like, what is it wrong with this? Oh, that's my... You just go to the other one to watch it. It's like,

I want to watch it be a porn. I like the quality more. It starts stealing everybody's shit, man. Everyone just starts stealing everybody's shit, and it's not, the copyright system isn't as good on porn sides, obviously. It's crazy. These poor people, they put themselves through the ringer. These girls take things in their bodies that they should not put in their bodies. And then my

bitch ass will watch it for free on some fucking streaming service. On the, yeah, Tube 8 or something. They're just like, God damn, poor girl. While I'm cleaning up, like, man, I feel sorry for you. Take sock off,

throws it to that wall. Take the sock. That's so fucking head. I was never a sock person. I was never a sock person, man. I was just like, what's wrong with tissue? I don't get it. The sock is weird.

I sincerely have never used the socks. Socks are so socks are such a commodity because they go missing at such a vapid rate. That I'm using a sock scene. Barbaric. A rapid, rapid, it just It just doesn't make any sense.

There's good, perfectly good Kleenex or tissue or whatnot, and I'm like, it gives you some cushion, it gives you a little bit of static, and then there's no cleanup. I feel like the, the, the, the, the fabric is, unless it's probably like a silk dress sock, maybe it would feel okay. Like, but as far as a regular sock, I can't imagine that getting any, they'll just feel uncomfortable, man.

You're like, you're like, hey, can I borrow a pair of socks? So, like, yeah, sure, he has one silk dress sock to the side. That's fuck. To the side. I mean, I guess if you put some, you get a silk dress sock, you put a little bit of lotion in it. Maybe this is heinous, man. I mean, you got to, you got to make your. It's like using steel.

It's like using steel wool at a certain point. It's like, stop. Oh my. Just don't like, leave it alone. That's a barbarian right there, bro. I remember I heard, I overheard somebody, I overheard a similar conversation once and somebody was like, yeah, I don't know what everybody's talking about using socks and shit. I just come on my face and then cry to wash it off.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

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Oh, man. You just... That's more impressive than disturbing. It's more alarming. It's like, bro, you gotta go... How much water do you drink? How sad are you? Because I run out of tears pretty quickly.

I got like maybe like... I got like maybe like... Like five minutes of consistent tears for I'm out of tears. I have like eight... I have like eight tiers max on any given day. Like I can't afford to... I can't afford to waste them.

They don't even go to keeping my eyes fucking... You know, liquefied or... liquidated or anything. It's like it's like I have dry eyes the whole day. I'm not I'm not sparing him. I'm not sparing them for nobody. Wow. All right. Let's uh let's get back. We didn't we didn't finish. I want to I want to keep I want to finish talking shit about Beel uh, Ex-lon uh, uh, Zusk because I don't uh, so yeah, Zelon Zusk when we fucking uh, yes so his ex. His ex.com thing completely failed and obviously he's obsessed with X.

son's X and everything that he's associated with there's X. Oh yeah, that's right. Tesla X and Space X. He's a fucking freak. And so now that finally he bought Twitter even though he didn't want to and so now he's just doing his own little

he's trying to do what Vince McMahon, Vince McMahon, he failed with the XFL. And he tried to do XFL again, but then the pandemic hit. So we failed again, which was hilarious. But it seems like Elon is just trying to, with egotistic, ReviveX.com.

He just wants this X thing to work because it's his thing. And back then, he got fucking spanked so hard. People were like, you're gay. Your stuff, it doesn't make any sense. It's tested terribly. Nothing that you brought to the table

just didn't work. But then luckily, his share was still worth millions, like over a hundred million with what he had, what he owned. So when PayPal took off, so he still cashed out. I love the idea of just, Thanks to him.

The idea of just a group of people pointing at Elon going, you're gay. You're gay, get out. That's such a fucking... That's so powerful. You know, the point where, like, some people are talking this sounds like one voice, and it's like a one booming voice, you're gay. Yeah. It physically hurts you.

That's how many people say it to you at once. You're like, ugh, I felt that. Imagine how stupid you'd have to be to take an extremely recognizable brand like Twitter. and just throw it away when it's not like say you know when content creators sometimes sell their channels and then obviously that's just useless

because if somebody else is going to use it it's not going to work but it's Twitter it is a brand it is not a person so you keep the Twitter and the way that people even speak tweeting is now is on the level as saying Googling something

as a verb like you don't say people don't say fucking search they say Google and just like tweet. A lot of times when they're even talking about posting something, they'll just say tweet even if you're talking about fucking Facebook. Just because it's just so... Dude, the most... Engrained in their head.

Yeah, literally, like, the most famous type of image that goes viral on every website is a screenshot of a tweet. Right. I can attest to that, literally, because that fucking that grandma resin tweet is like... That is the most popular thing I've ever created, like, by a wide margin. Is it? What did it stop at? What did it stop at? I don't know off at. Do you remember?

Well, I don't know, but I keep seeing it, and every time I see a new instance of it, it's got like millions. So it's like, it's easily like, if it's not a hundred million yet, total, it's close. And it's like, what was your most popular? What was your most popular tweet? A tweet? Yeah. Oh, man. Shit.

So I don't know. There's two of them that one of them was, it was just me. it wasn't even authentic I shared a people a Facebook event they did a Facebook event where everybody was doing

the spirit bomb I don't know if you guys remember that I remember that these fucking absolute webes that made a Facebook event like we're going to show up at this one place

and we're all going to scream like autistic people like the highest level of autism and they were just holding their hands up in the air doing the spirit bomb and I just shared this with Twitter because I was like more people need to see this

and that shit went like insanely viral but like I didn't feel because it was just me sharing something that already existed so it didn't feel like oh I did this but uh that shit went fucking wild because it was the it was easily this it was probably

humanity's dumbest and greatest moment simultaneously like just seeing that many people show up and do that which is like that's that's funny that a Facebook event actually worked and then also look at these fucking assholes but that shit was a

also I feel I feel in retrospect uh in retrospect I didn't like that uh uh Jordan Peterson mentioned me in a video I forgot who he was talking to

but I did oh oh okay I remember now I did this meme of all I did was just do one of those Grantha Fotto wasted memes GTA 5 wasted memes where fucking uh Jordan Peterson was talking shit to that chick on channel 5 or channel 4 or whatever

he did an interview and he said something and kind of just, you know, owned her. And all I did was just do one of those GTA 5 owned things and then that went viral because he shared it and then he mentioned it on some fucking guys podcast. Oh, Derek Blackman fucking shared this and it

he got so many views and he was like, this is why I knew he was such full of shit because he inflated it to the he lied so grossly about how big the numbers were about like some viral thing and I'm like what the fuck is this guy talking about but those are some big moments but yeah I can't really remember any other ones for me as mine is as one with some

guy has like intrusive thoughts about killing a baby and for some reason it gets like 45,000 likes and like over like a two million engagement and I was like what the what this is such a dumb tweet it's such a stupid tweet is there any way you could see you're probably not like you're I think you can there was some I used to be able to go on I don't remember remember the page anymore though yeah it'll tell you your biggest fee by month damn yeah I wish because I would love to see that because I really don't I don't know I know there was we've been on the website for so long yeah it's the thing and my old my old account is gone so I don't know which ones the biggest ones from there um I'm gonna delete my account too

I'm I'm like I'm like very quickly like you don't need it just stop using it's dumb to delete it let's make a different one it's like less because this one has a freaking age restriction on it. I don't even know what I did I post anything that crazy? No, you just say the N word constantly I think is probably what that's like I'm allowed to. It doesn't matter. You're not allowed. You're not allowed. No, you're not. I'm allowed to. That's not how age restriction works. You can't have Samuel L. Jackson

down Sesame Street saying the N word 50 times just because he's black. It doesn't matter. Yes, he can. He shouldn't be able to say that. They should know about that word. They should know about that word too. Oh my God. That's not how any of that works. Now how it doesn't work. Now it should, that's how it should work. Elmo should know about the N-word.

Elmo's a black man puppet monster. That guy actually assaulted a friend of ours. That's really horrible. Like actually. Like, not like, it was more like, it's like a, like an attack. Don't worry.

Wasn't anything like intimate enough. That's less bad. Oh, gotcha. That's less bad. It's still bad, though. It's less bad. It's still bad. Let's move on.

Let's get said. to some questions before we fucking forget again. We're going to take a quick, quick pause before those. Little pause. Let's see. Goodbye for now.

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All right, let's get this going. We're on to some questions. Cremelin de Gremlin Rone. He says, greetings, Chris Derek, and the dark void that consumes us all. What is a casting choice of a character that ruined your immersion? Bill Burr showing up in the Mandalorian was super jarring to me. It absolutely was. I didn't watch the Mandalorian, but I could see that being very jarring.

I actually, even though he's a big Star Wars guy. It's still pretty darned. He's actually, he's not. Yeah, he's not even so. Really? He's not? I thought he really enjoyed it. He actually, the only reason he even got in it

because his wife fucking like, like went to bat, because they know, what's that he's name with the curly hair? John Fabro? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then he basically, his wife was like, yo, put him in this, you know, like get him this role kind of a thing

because he didn't give a shit. He actually, he makes fun of Star Wars all the time on his podcast. He's like, this shit's fucking dumb. But he does it specifically because it pisses people off. You know Bill Burr. That's just why he does it. He's a troll. He was a troll before that became a title to have. He was like a troll before it was like a troll.

notorious ballbuster, right? And I think they would go in the cellar. It would be him, Patrice O'Neill, Kevin Hart. Who else? All they would do was just ruthlessly, like non-front, like a step above what friends do, right? You know, because you talk shit to your homies, but they would kind of take it one step too far. Dang. Old Kevin Hart was really, really funny, man. No.

I fucking old Kevin Hart. I miss Patrice O'Neill He fucking died Back in 2012 He was a different breed Patrice O'Neill was a different breed He was a different breed He was just

He was a mean guy He was me He was an ultimate misogynist He was like He's like what You know I feel like what those Encells need

Because it's He's clearly joking But in an extreme way But like there's like Maybe 5% of that He actually believes But he's saying Because he knows

It's so fucking Over the top And I feel like The in cells Would benefit it from being it being contained than say you know adjutate turning it into a commodity and shit but um i love andritate man i love i love i'm sorry i love i love i love i love i love how toxic he is because it's just funny seeing someone be everything i was told not to be growing up

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Eli, it's just funny.

No, dude. He used to be funny. when I thought he was, when I thought he was Patrician Neil, when I thought he was basically a Patricia Neal, just like, oh, this is just some toxic piece of shit this being over the top. And then it turns out, oh, wait, no, he's actually doing

the worst shit imaginable. And I'm like, I was in money to work. He, you know, for real. He got it for real. He's also a black man, too, makes me really upset. Finally, I can tell you. Black kind of made me sad. I wanted to sit down for a bit and we're like,

oh, man. It is a little disappointing. I don't know what you got, Chris. was really, you know it was really jarring. Mike Myers and a glorious bastards was really weird. Like that was a weird thing that happened.

Was he, was he, was he in, he, was he in, he played Hitler? I was, like, I wasn't expecting that. That was him? Yeah. Oh, my God. Like, fucking, you don't remember the intense scene? Fucking, uh, one of, uh, one of, that scene, that well.

What's his name, um, um, uh, what's the main character's name? Uh, I can't remember his name, Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt, they, they, they meet into this room. And then Brad Pitt, you know, it's all intense. It has that jarring fucking anxiety music and stuff. Opens the door to Hitler's office. And Hitler turns around.

He's like, yeah, baby. Yeah. And then fucking, you don't remember that? I happen to not. Yeah. I can not remember that moment at all. He is in that movie. He is in that movie.

I don't know who he plays. He plays like some British guy. Like, he plays a British dude who's like in the same room as Winston Churchill. How Winston Churchill is like in the far corner of the room and then the British guy. He's the guy who briefs some. Oh my God. Assassin's Creed movie. Michael Fastbender.

On, Spender. That you remember him as. Oh, my God. That's so crazy. Michael Fastenward. Maybe he boosts Michael Fastender on Operation Kino and the plot to burn down the movie theater or whatever. And he's the other, he's the British guy.

And it's like, you're Mike Myers. Michael Fast. Edward. And like Churchill's like, light me another cigar, baby. Yeah, baby. Yeah. And he picked him over and it's fine.

If Inglorious If Inglorious bastards was all Mike Meyer Like it was like a nutty professor type movie Where Mike Myers played everybody I feel like I would not like that movie probably Of course you wouldn't Of course he wouldn't like that movie I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that I probably wouldn't like it

What's the most jarring Seeing somebody like oh this person I can't take you serious So you're from this Um Yeah I'm trying to do like Seeing like comedy actors in anything serious. It's like, shut the fuck up.

Go make a joke about something. You can't be a serious actor. You're a comedian. That's not true. Like, his daughter having cancer and him being a loving dad, whose daughter having cancer. I'm like,

shut the fuck up and go like, go like, get your foot caught in a window trying to kick it out. That's a ridiculous thing to say in a post-breaking bad world, though. Because like pretty much everybody on Breaking Band is a comedian. Like,

like, yeah, Bill Burr's in that, uh, fucking, uh, I mean fucking Brian Cranston literally.

Kevin Hart. Yeah, Kevin Hart from Breaking Bad. Bob Howard. Who the hell? Who the hell would Kevin Hart play? What if Kevin Hart was Jesse? Kevin Hart could have been Jesse. Season two. Season two, he's just Jesse.

Like he was younger? If he was younger, he would have been a good Jesse. If he would have been a good Jesse, I think. Who? If he was just like, uh, Kevin Hart, if he was young. You're out of your fucking mind. He's just too old.

He could have done. He got to do it. We're talking about He's just like, so is Jesse. Jesse's not Kevin Hart short, man. Well, he's not Kevin Hart short. No, but he's very, no, but he's also not. I feel like Kevin Hart is like 5-4.

Jesse's actors like 5-6, 5-7. Let's see. Kevin Hart is 5-2 probably. Aaron. Aaron. Aaron. That sucks. It doesn't even auto-complete if you put in Aaron.

It's just Aaron Rogers, a bunch of errands before Paul. Poor poor guy. He's like 5-8. I don't think he's 5'8. He is 5'8. He is 5'8. He's 5.8?

Yeah. Which is very short on television, so. That's true. People are usually like Brian Cranz. 6-foot. Kevin Hart is 5-2. I was actually right.

I was actually totally right. That's nuts. No, every single, every single, if you, Google it right now. I thought it was 5-4. No, he's 5-2, man. I could.

tell, man, just looking at it. I'm like, I know I'm taller than you intrinsically. Wow. And I'm short. Yeah. That's fucking wild. Imagine being 5-2. I imagine being 5-2 for real. I know what it looks like my friend that moved to France about a decade ago. 5-2.

That was a little. We slap them around a lot just because we can't, you know? You just shove them around. Grabbite and shove him around. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, you little piece of shit. His name was Chris too, man. I don't know what's going on with this whole Chris thing. It's genetics, man.

There's too many of us, first of all. That's probably... Yeah, totally makes sense. As soon as you name them, Chris, it just knows. The DNA just freezes you. You're going to be short. So if I name... I have a kid, and even if it's a girl,

I name them Shaq. Do you think they'll fucking just... No, I think they would... I think they would never be old enough to get tall because they would probably kill themselves in high school. So that's... That's probably...

I believe Shaq isn't a kill-yourself name. Shack is absolutely for a woman it absolutely is My name is Shaq You imagine some Some teenage boy being like man I'm just so in love with Shaq No you can't You fucking can't imagine that

She's gonna have no prospects No one's gonna be interested in her The arrest Shaq for being a pedophile She's gonna grow into her name She's gonna grow into her name So she's gonna start She's gonna like She's gonna look manly

It's gonna be a whole fucking disease I swear I'm not dating a teenager I think people I do think people's names affect how they look like actually 1,000% Like scientifically speaking

Like I'm not to a degree I think to a notable degree Dude if you Just look at I look at cholos For example If you look at the average cholo That is in East Lose

Or anywhere in the surrounding areas The way that they grow up And the names The things that they call call themselves the nicknames and stuff and they carry themselves in a specific way and a specific light and then their fucking face changes it molds to like this the you know like that that fucking mean that that glare that they do a lot and shit it just kind of and it sticks and then they have a specific walk about them and then it just sticks it is 100% real every like you saying

that people form themselves around the shit that they're called and if that's why like there's the weird thing like oh your name simon well the odds are your parents are stupid nerds and they're going to surround you by stupid nerdy shit and you're possibly going to gravitate towards that too so now you're a fucking nerd named Simon it just like happens

I don't think names make make you make I don't think names they do they do some of the work but I think it's I think it's like of course it's not it's not 100% it's just a there is a more like say there is a likely like if your name is Stacy and Chad like it is there's it's the same thing

your parents were dumb asses and they're into that, like, that culture of the Stacy. That's why they, like, why you see a lot of those girls that are named Stacy and Brittany and all that shit that are kind of like all the ease, man. I hate, I hate the ease. I hate it. I hate it. All my friends are them too. All my friends and all of their names end in E except for one girl I know.

That's my friend. Only one doesn't. Every other girl my friend heard their names, at least their nicknames, what we call them, and an E. All of them. What about any, do you know any bitch niggas? You know any of those? Nah, I wouldn't do that. None of my niggas go through that.

We are, we're all safe. We're all safe. All right. So do you feel like, do you feel like you didn't live up to your name since you're a fucking king, bro? I mean, I'm, I don't know. Like, maybe not. I don't know. You little bitch-ass niggas.

You know me, my name, my spelling is after those fucking oil machines. They're called derricks. And I'm like, hey, ma, what's the deal? Why is it? I feel like black parents are resentful. Those fucking crane things that just go into the ground and pumping shit. And I'm like, why? Black American parents are resentful.

And they just name their children things out of hate. I really feel like it's out of like hate or something like that. It's like either I'm going to name you an angel's name so you don't get killed young or I'm going to name you. fucking stupid I just don't like you. Yeah, like Ezekiel or some bullshit. Holy shit. Like Michael or fucking.

Yeah, Michael. I knew one of Black Raphael. I know one Black Raphael and he was such a cunt. Of course. He was such a cunt and he was like, I hate and he did hate his name. He was a cool dude, but he was just like, I can't fucking stand in my name and he was really good. I make it fun of people. And it was just like, damn

Raff. That's a good name, man. You can go Raff, Rafa. I don't know. I don't have any. I like the nickname Raff a lot. Raff is a good name. Yeah, that works. All right, let's go. Let's go.

Yeah. He could have stand his fucking name, but we love that. I go by he, him, or Nick Carr, he wrote in. He says, hello, Christopher Columbus's descendant, Snow Bunny, Tuskegee, Airman, and schizophrenic domestic abuse victim. I've been watching Chris and Derek since the anti-Sadw area and the podcast ever since the three of you started together. As a broke college kid, I've been unable to donate it until now.

And since it's my birthday month, I decided that I'd finally give you a payment for all of your work. Thank you, man. Thanks for jumping on. Oh my God. Thank you so much, brother. We appreciate you. Yeah.

He says, I wanted to ask, what is the best or worst birthday or, uh, or, wait, best or worst birthday or birthday gift you've ever gotten? I hope the podcast continues to do great and that none of you go missing. Thank you. Oh, PS, I'll keep it brief. I guess one essays. Because Sween said something stupid. I decided not to donate to the $200 Gears of War package.

And I spent it on weed in the hooker in spite. I forgot about that. Yeah, we did offer a 200. tier. We did offer a $200 tier for exactly I think what was it like a couple like I think it was like

it was 15 minutes. Maybe 10 seconds I think it was not minutes It was maybe like a minute max of co-op or hoard gear As soon as the game starts you have one minute You have one minute You have one minute. You have one minute.

You set up the map Yeah. And then you just end. Setting up Over your time. Setting up, setting up the map counts to your time. Yeah,

absolutely. Fucking. Oh, man. Getting to the lobby. Yeah, the lobby counts. The lobby is game time, man.

What a bunch of rat masters. Can you fucking imagine? I would love to, I, we're so transparent about that that I kind of hope we have the opportunity to do it one day.

I hope somebody does do it and then we go do it exactly as, as we, For the principal. Just for the principal. The motherfucker's like, I want that experience. I want you to rob me.

That's so fucking shitty. Did you imagine, dude? That's so disrespectful, dude. Hey, man, there's got to be out of the people that watchers, there's got to be one. No one. Don't actually do that. Don't actually do that.

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and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows.

So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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I just think it's funny. I just think the concept is hilarious. But, all right. So, best or worst birthday, so best or worst birthday I've ever gotten, this is a difficult question for me because my birthday and Christmas are so close together that like oftentimes when I think back, it's difficult to remember which one was a birthday

and which one was like Christmas because they're both in December and they're like maybe like, I think 20 days max apart. So I remember the Game Boy Advance SP was a gift that I remember getting specifically that was like, this is fucking amazing. This is, and I remember that being a distinctly a birthday gift

because I remember feeling like, ooh, I can play games in the dark. that's amazing I can't believe one time I can tell you guys my worst one something that they save a gang gear had for fucking years prior

yeah that's true yeah but that battery is so bad the fucking six fucking batteries bro if you wanted six double a's if you wanted to play the fact that the fact that anything ever took six double a batteries is crazy to me

but one time Lily's aunt got me a gift card to Red Robbins and I was just like Nina I don't even eat this. I don't even like Red Robin. I hate that.

What is it? What is it with that, man? What is it with gift cards to restaurants you don't go to? Why give me a card when you just give me money? Like they go and they buy a gift card and I'm like, look, just give me cash. Yeah, at the very least, give me a debit

card. One of those load the money on the car. Don't give me a fuck. Give me cash. I could buy drugs or blunt wrapped if I need to. I don't want fucking gift cards. Give me cash. I mean, hand me money. People have been,

people have been conditioned to think that giving cash is wrong. And I agree with you, it's fucking not. It's the best gift. I would always prefer cash unless somebody is, I actually, to be honest, I prefer nothing to be,

to be completely real. I don't like the gift exchange thing because of the expectations. I just don't like it. Because some people, I don't like asking for, I don't like asking for things in general. I'm like a very,

proud idiot. So I don't like ask for things in general, but I'd rather just people, because it's like, it's the unfairness of like you've got to get somebody something back. That's what I'm saying, the expectation. I don't like it. So I'd rather just not do that. I'd rather just the pressure

of, because even when people say this, even when people say, I don't expect nothing from you in return and then if years go by and you actually give them nothing, they will be bothered. They will. Even if they say that they're fucking lying because people that like to give gifts also love to receive them that's just

like it's not like they demanding shit but they just like the exchange they like it and i'm just like here to say that some years some people have bad years some people are you know not doing so well and it's like yo can we just like skip all of that shit and just enjoy each other's company let's go fucking do some shit or whatever and let's not spend hundreds of dollar this year in christmas or some shit like that. I would just prefer that to everybody keeps their money. Lily's making fun of me now. He's like, you guys, you always get gifts, you fucking asshole. She's like, literally

right now texting you. You're like, you always get fucking gifts kicks in you fucking piece of shit, you're lying. Yeah, you do constantly get gifts. You tell her plug her fuck. I remember being jarred. I remember genuinely being jarred that you were still getting gifts at all because it's like, adults don't get gifts, really.

Not in the way that you get them. I give, well, we, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, as for me because Lily's family loves giving gifts. That is their thing. In particular, her dad, her dad, every Christmas, her dad,

last Christmas got me a, got me an I-9-12 processor for Christmas. He's got it for me. He was like, what do you want for Christmas? And I was like, I kind of want this thing, but I can buy it myself.

And he was like, all right, cool. And then Christmas came and he got me that. And I was like, that's very expensive. You're, you are,

like, the fact that, he has white privilege. Yes. I really don't have white privilege at all. You do. You're living a white. You're living a white privileged life, absolutely.

This guy. You're in a place. You're at a home you're not paying for. You get gifts constantly and you don't, like it's, you're, come on, dude. Like, you, bro, for a gift, for a gift, you have to be like an I-9 processor.

It'd be like an I-9 processor. That is probably at least $400. I was going to get it myself. I was like, I got a sweater. I got a sweater. I got a sweater for Christmas two years ago. Zero people. I know zero people.

I know zero. hero people that would be able to even think about getting me that shit. Like, okay, fair enough, my wife maybe could do that. My wife you live in stupid, nigga. You live in, you're a dumb nigga. That's why you don't know good people,

you dumb blackmasted. Whoa, hold on, hold on, wait, wait, wait, Kingston, Kingston, gangs, you can't. So, wait, you can't, you can't say that. You can't, you can't say that word. What, you can't say that word. Yeah, you can't say it. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Either of you try to stop me. You're just getting, This conversation, you're getting lighter by the second as you're talking. Stop, stop. I can't. Dude, I could not live as, I could not live as a white person. Look at his hands. And then it's just talking.

You stop playing. I turned my hands and they're the same color of year. I am appalled to this conversation. Look, I, I can, I can't admit this malarkey right now. I can admit, I can admit this. All jokes aside, I am, I am a very, very, very, very, very lucky feller, you know. I have, I have. I have never, I've been, I've been very poor, but I've always had people that have looked out for me in my poorness.

And then before that, I lived in a very, like, a very, like, decent lifestyle. So I never have had the struggle like a lot of other people have. And I very much so admit that and I acknowledge that. I never deny the fact that I grew up with a grandma that was a doctor. Like, I'm very open about that being a truth. What are you gay? But I'm still, but I still unfortunately was a nigger, you know. It is, I will say, I will say, in your defense, it is luck.

I will say that. It's very lucky. It's not like because I know some people who go out of their way to make sure they're around people that they can leach off of. You know what I'm saying? Like there's people that, like, my friend, the one that actually moved to France, he was that type of guy at first.

He would be positioning himself to where he can get, like, free shit. Girls that he dated. One girl, you know, she was a stripper. I made a boatloads of money. So then she would just shower him with money and shit. Like, that's how he would position himself. and me, I'm just like, must be nice to my fucked up car all smoking and shit.

Like, my car is calling me, your car. Your car has square wheels. Lily's calling me white right now. He's literally calling me, she's called me. She's like, you're white, you have a lisp. You're white, stupid. You're straight of cracker, my guy.

That's hilarious. You need to put some earmuffs on her or you teach her a lesson, bro. I'm going to go out there. I'm a beat her like I'm a white man. She keeps up and shit. Hey yo, yo, go, go reach into that dresser right there and go pull out a wife beat her right now. Let's go.

Yeah, yeah. Just pretend to be, pretend you're a, just, uh, Kingsen, just pretend you're a lesbian. So you can go out and beat her. Exactly, there you go. I love that. The statistics are like, 40%, bro. 44%. I really can't believe that.

That honestly blows my mind. I'm trying to think about that. It's 40%. No, it's 45. Like, hold on. I can, I can be, it's over 40 is bad, by the way, like, regardless. Because they're women. Because they're women.

That's why. Lesbian domestic violence. Yeah, and let's be real. It's not like the, it's not commercial lesbians. It's the ones. You ever see a, you guys see a goofy movie, right? You ever see a goofy movie? There's a Roxanne's dad.

If you ever remember what Roxanne's dad look like, that's the women that are doing the beatings. Go look up that, nigga. And then you'll basically be like, this is. Yeah, 44. Beating up these people. 44%. They're beating up these women. And those, like, they're rough.

They're rough-looking cats, man. They fucking... Or it's the, or it's the, or it's the macho one beating up the feminine one, or the feminine one being a shot of the macho one. Being a... I love it. I love it. It's women.

It's women. It's always women. It is always them. It's always them. I know it. Let me go pull up this picture. You can see who I'm talking about. I want you guys to get a good...

I hope a stupid web. I hate this format, bro. I love it. A web pee or whatever? A problem of everything. Yeah, web pee. Yeah, it's annoying. What's you doing to me?

Why are you doing this? Kings and Queens and Bing. Okay, I got a good one here from Scooped James. Okay. Let's go. He says, hello Wingas, Bingus, and Dingus. What's the dumbest slash worst thing you or someone else you knew did at school? So this is a funny question because he proceeds it with something that tells me that

grew up in a very nice place because he said for instance, like a buddy of mine stole a teacher's phone for no reason. Okay. Which is like, I just shared a... What is that? What is that? What am I looking at? Why did you share this?

This is raw code. This is raw source material. My God. I shared a fucking novel like you did last time. If yours can be clicked through a place. Mine was just straight up source. That's just all, there's all I got.

There you go. I was just trying to show you what these, what these, what these, lesbians look like the domestic abuse was. Oh my God. Look it. Look at, look at the image. Look at what I found. This is one of the first things I found, bro. I swear to God. What was the question? Yeah, yeah. It doesn't matter. Sorry, Scoop, James.

No, let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear it. I already read it. I already read it. Say it again, man. God damn. Oh, my God. What is the dumbest thing? What's the dumbest thing?

Someone else you did at school. And then he said that somebody that he knew stole a teacher's phone for no reason, which to me is like very, very low on, like, I knew a kid who unleashed like hundreds of rats, like in school in the middle of like an assembly. I don't know how we did that. I think it was field mice. I don't know.

but it was like I think some of our friends who went to the same high school might remember this I can't remember what the volume of rats were I don't even remember if they were like it was some plague

or something like some ridiculous number of animals that he just let loose these insane like an insane number of animals in the school during like an assembly or something so that when everybody went back

into the hallways it was just like full of I don't know lizards or mice or like I don't remember what the fuck it was I wish I could remember. I'm sure like Paul, Gabby, and Jalen might be able to remember. But I.

So nuts. Nuts. Well, the kids are broke. Definitely one of my friends bought a gun to school. It was crazy. Pretty part for the course. Yeah. Chill.

Whoa. What else? There was the time that the, some guy slapped the teacher and the teacher punched the fuck out of him. He thought he was tough because it's how it is a bunch of kids that like, oh yeah, I'm a fucking hood. Gee, gonna go slap a grown man. A grown man's like,

bro, you're 18 and knocks a shot of him. The teacher got fired, obviously. Yeah. I think teachers should be able to do that. Like, I think they should have the authority to be able to beat the shit out of students if they hit them first. I used to be, I remember hearing about this kid in school who used to go into the theater room and like just jerk off. And then enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong.

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I remember hearing that. That is so fucking. That was so fucking heinous. There's definitely getting a car jacking as a in class too. That's like that happened. Some kids, bro. It's just school. It's just cool. I knew a guy named Gerardo. And I heard this from

Gerardo narched on himself. This is something that you don't fucking tell people. But he said in one of his classes he used to fucking beat off and bust in his pants and just let the fucking nut just drip down his leg. That's so fucking crazy to say.

Dude. It's an idea of that happening too because like you know that shit gets cold like really quick so this nigga just like bust and then that shit's just all like just chilling on him and then what does he do he just waits till he

probably recess or whatever and cleans up or something I'm like I can't believe I can't believe this dude gnarced on himself why would you tell anybody that if you do if you do it fine if you do it there's probably a bunch of freaks

right that are doing a lot of freaky shit all the time but you don't tell people. Coming in your own pants is so barbaric, bro. It's not cool. It's one time it happened to me, but not under, you know, like, I didn't self. I was, uh, I was, uh, it was actually, dude, the fuck to think was, it was, it was a very

public place, too. I was, I was, I was waiting, uh, this is when I was biking everywhere and I was hanging out with my girlfriend at the time. And, uh, yeah, I, I was waiting for a bus. and she was just you know she's a fucking deviant and I didn't I did that was a one time only thing because I'm telling you

it is the it's such an awful experience like just I'm also this could be like more of a me too thing because like I said I just hate touching I hate touching my own nut I pisses me off it just it just annoys me it just makes you upset what are you doing here still

yeah it's like what you're still doing here yeah just like I'm like I'm just like agitated I'm done with it you go go now i guess that's what i guess that's what the sock niggas like they just know make sure there's nothing and then they just throw it away and they're done they don't even think about it they're they pitch it away dog yeah that's probably they're thinking they don't have to get up and like uh you know if you're using tissues or whatever and like you all right and got to go the these niggas just sling it and then they're done then they're immediately turn over and

start press press press start um unpause on final fantasy seven and they're fucking not a that's crazy In the middle of 577. For nothing, nothing particularly such as what happened. You see like a choke away. Like, uh-oh, when you go,

you beat your dick off. Your fucking cum-filled sock, not even like, you had a big load, so your sock is dripping. You throw it at the wall, get stuck to the wall, and you unpause Final Fantasy.

Keep playing. I'm trying to be that kind of monster, bro. I'm trying to get there one day. I hate these, I hate these fucking images of Oppenheimer put through like, like,

Cillian Murphy in the wardrobe put through the fucking smile filter. It's, it's, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen any of them. It's just so unnerving. It's like, let me see if I get,

let me see if I can, I'll say that, of course it's Ghost Raid and tweeted it out. Here you go, I put it in the little chat. You can see, it's just like it's not,

you don't, it's just, ghost is the most ill-behaved personal on the internet I've met in my life. All right. Nuky, you want to get one more question?

Yeah, one last. Let's get one more. Uh, bu, that's a more specific topic. Oh. Okay. Texas Tater Tats salad, or Texas Tater salad wrote in, he says,

Howdy to the misogynist triad. What is a moment that you realized you were, you were too far in a rabbit hole? For me, it was when I realized I was enjoying an anime about a high school boys volleyball team. Also, Dragon Balls Z's art style is way uglier than One Piece. That's insane, but like, all right, God bless you. That's fucking stupid.

Anyway, Far too and a rabbit hole. One Piece has some amazing art moments, but to say, Dragon... Yo, what is wrong with One Piece fans? Are you guys stupid? Are you guys actually, like, does watching that show make you less smart? I think so.

They're just haters and losers, man. Just don't know. It's the same... Exposing yourself... I like One Piece, bro. I love that show. in fact. I think being invested in the same exact story for as long as as One Piece fans

have been, and by the way, this is not exclusive to One Piece fans. I would say the same thing about people who are like into fucking soap operas and shit. Yeah. Haters and losers, that's it. They don't have anything good to Oh wait, what are you doing? Why are you arresting me?

Donald Trump is going to live forever. If the world of Coco exists, then Donald Trump is, is, will never die. Because that impression will always be fun. Why do you have to, it's so funny how fucking, you're such a big, you're such a, you're such a big person. I mean that just generally that like those look so small. They actually, yeah, they do look at, look at this compared to my head. That is pretty insane. my hand was smaller than this once upon a time when I was small

fucking Andre the giant over here fucking yeah dude insane that's why I don't like these ones I want to get a 3DS I can't find where I know I don't have a 3DS to buy it off of them what is that even this is this is a DS light bro oh that makes sense just light bro I want to play these games but I can't because my hands are too big to play them

my thumb my thumb is bigger than all of these buttons. I can press every button at once with my thumb. It's pretty impressive. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's an awkward space. Anyway, anyway, anyway.

What was the question? The question was, what was the moment that you realize you were too far in a rabbit hole? Too far in a rabbit hole? I've got a pretty good answer to this. I remember, I remember there was a point, like, it might have been 2016, actually,

that I was like, that was back when we were watching a lot of really heinous shit. Oh, yeah. It was bad. And it was like one of the first times that I had been home since I had acclimated to being like an independent adult surrounded by nothing but friends. And I showed my cousin this video that I thought was really funny. And it was like, I think it was like, I don't remember exactly what it was.

But the general vibe of it was like a like a lively type of video. Not with a person, but like with like a fucking animal. I think it was like a squirrel or like a fucking. I don't know. just something that I probably shouldn't have showed like a family member or whatever and he was like, what the fuck is that?

And I was like, oh, it's a fucking, you know, it's a squirrel getting struck by lightning or whatever. And he was like, oh, why did you show that to me? And I was like, why did I show that to you? And then I thought I had like an existential crap. I was like, oh, maybe I really should compartmentalize these things. Because I don't want to bring shit up to my parents by accident.

I don't want to go to my parents and start saying the shit that I say to my friends. I was like, ooh, I should, I should really figure things out. I'm really deep into here where I didn't even think twice about sharing this video of a fight. I don't even thought it was like a monkey, like, it was like a monkey peeling a squirrel like a fucking cheese stick or something. Like some fucking ridiculous shit. You know what's crazy? You know what is crazy? Every person that has spent a prolonged period of time around me,

has become acclimated to those kinds of videos. To the point that every person I've lived with since a humor has gotten way more fucked up since living with me. I wouldn't be able to, like say if I lived with you, I just, I can't do those videos. No, no, you're saying that now, Derek, until you get a laugh that you get, it gives us the laughter, man.

Some of this shit I've seen in the last we've gotten, there's one video, The one second... The one second video of the horse falling off the bridge is really fucking funny. That's great. See, that's great because I'm not seeing, like, violence. Oh, no, no, no. There's no, there's no, Vicerra, or stuff like that.

I try to keep those videos away. But there's videos that like just paying crash compilations, right? There's one video that is so funny. It's the guy running away from the crash, but then he gets hit by the engine. And it's so funny. Because if he stayed still, he wouldn't have been hurt. But when he was... ran away. He put himself in a perfect

place. Isn't that crazy? Is that crazy what you should have? He could stay still? Bro, did you see that fucking did you see that there was a like there was a crash right? And a cop? This is a cop fucking like chess cam. There's a crash and so

he's pulled over at the site. The fucking flat bed is, you know, getting ready to lift open, lift the car up. And fucking some genius, some fucking evil can evil just fucking goes up the ramp. Like he's, and then fucking a car that's driving, he perfectly lands on top of the car and just causes the cars to explode.

Like, it's, it is so, it seems like a stunt. It's like so unbelievable that I'm like, the timing is impeccable. How the fuck did you even get? How did you, what was he doing to, did he go up the ramp on purpose? Like, it was too perfect. Moments like that. where things don't have to get that bad, but they get that bad,

just make me wonder, like, because, like, some, you know, it's like the moment you get under stress, you have to react, right? Like, when you're in dress, you have to how much, you have to how many people have terrible, like,

thought process. They just, like, oh, I'm just going to freak out now and do something. Instead of, like, being like, like, all, let me think a quick, a quick moment,

and react appropriately. There's a car's, where did he think he was going to go? He was going to drive off the ramp, land, and then drive away, and go off into the sunset where he needed to be. Or he just decided to flatten another person and blow up both the cars. It's honestly not. I'm going to show you this. People just don't think before they do things.

That's what it is. It doesn't make any sense. Why does this happen? Wait, what? Why is it like this? How do you keep sharing that dog? I said don't. I just didn't we can share that dog.

What the fuck? What is this? What did you send me? I don't know. I didn't share the dog. I don't know because I like it. This shit's fucking. Car flies a hundred and twenty.

Holy shit. That's a crazy fucking car flies 120 feet after driving up a tow ring. Like, why does this happen? And then it lands on the fucking car. You know what, you know what that is? I'm crying right now. You know what that is? That's just a straight up, that's an intrusive thought that we all have.

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where like that was like the main way, that was like the main point? And then you see it in person and you were like, I'm going to, you know what? I got, that guy's having a bad day and he was Like, if I could successfully launch off this tow truck ramp, I will have found a reason to live. I mean, I guess. I guess that is, that's the only thing that is plausible to me. Yeah. That, like, a terrible day, you're going to do some falling down type shit. You're like, all right, I'm fucking Michael Douglas.

I'm having a bad day. It's me, Michael Douglas. It's me, fucking, Edmund. It's me, Edmund. They fucking fired me. Hey, there's a ramp right there. Let's get it. All right?

Are we ready to bring this bitch home? Ready to bring it home? Frankston? What are you doing? He's having a fucking Mitch McConnell moment. Oh my God, do you see that? Did you see the tweet where somebody was like, Mitch McConnell had a stroke about thinking about a black person having freedom?

And he had a stroke from it. People are fucking annihilating him. I said that he was. I said bro is fucking red-ringing. Dude, like, straight up, we gotta have, like, an age limit on this, on these people, man. Like, you can't be fucking, you can't be shambling around like that and have as much power as you do. Like, you just can't, it's, I can't abide by it, man. And I get that there are people who are, like, way older than him who are, like, healthier.

That's fine. Doesn't matter. To me, it's like, to me, it's like, To me it's like arguing, it's like, well, fucking, uh... Oh, what the fuck is... Oh, no. What? No, my screen...

Oh, okay, no, never mind. My screen, like, flashed for a second. Uh-oh. Maybe we should end this soon. I feel like something's going on. Oh. I feel like we might have a great issue. I want to show you Mitch McConnell's hand.

Does he have, like, a particularly... He's dead. He is... This is before he even had the death stroke. He's just... He's just dead. His hand is decayed. Oh my God.

What the fuck is wrong with him? Like he's like, and to your point, why is this piece of shit still serving, quote unquote, serving, you know, obviously lobbyists. But it's, it's like, look at him. He's dying. And, and, look, man. You know what you talk about like. That is terrible. You talk about January 6th and all this stuff.

I was telling him somebody. His hand looks like mine. bro, that's crazy. That is crazy to me. He looks like if you melted... He looks like if you melted a wax sculpture of Dana Carvey doing the turtle man from fucking master of disguise. That's such a weird-looking guy. That bothers me so much.

I'm pretty sure he's had like infinity strokes because he was like... Oh, yeah. His strokes are... His strokes are keeping him alive, I think. That's crazy to say. That is a crazy thing to say. Look, man, I'm sorry. You can't be that old. You got to go.

There should be a limit. There should be an age limit for people serving in this capacity. Someone should eat him, bro. I think it should be. His hand looks like my hand, bro. Mitch McConnell's hand looks like this with just more wrinkles. What if he's slowly becoming black as he ages? is because he's so

because he's he was cursed he was cursed by a fucking I don't know like a like a voodoo witch sticks and glue niggas you nigger too and it

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