The Snark Tank - #166: Baldur's Gape 3

Episode Date: August 14, 2023

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That fucking, that racist Walter White Jr. was fucking awesome. I was crying. I was crying when I saw it again. I remember the joy in my heart when we came up with that many, many years ago. Dude, him being a transphobe was so funny, bro. It was just like that, the shit he would have the gall to say when he can't finish a sentence and I'll take it at least four or five breaks. There's madness to me. There's something funny about the idea of somebody who's so profoundly crippled

Looking down on an entire group of things So, it's really something about it He's on his high horse when he can't even stand straight up You know, shit like that is just crazy I love it Yeah man anyway Welcome welcome to the Stark Tank welcome Check us out look at us we got a Patreon by the way

I feel like I should mention that Patreon their com slash a snark tag Yeah You can go see us over there, support us, all that fucking jazz. Compared to last week, I don't know if much, I don't know if much has happened. There was the premiere for, what is it, Spider-Man Lotus or something,

but like, that's the racist Spider-Man, but like nobody, do you know about the, you know about the Sweeney, right? The premiere? Yeah, well, you know, like, they had a new red part- about Spider-Man Lotus. Yeah, had some really cool shit involved in the way, which unfortunately, you know.

Yeah. No, bigots were involved. You got a, man. I still want to see it, though, to be honest with you. Where is it at? I don't know. I know.

So I don't, okay, so let me back up. It's not a premiere necessarily. They had a red carpet. I know that. I know they had a red carpet because they had pictures of everybody, all the actors and all the people at the red carpet for this thing. And then there was somebody dressed as Miles Morales and everybody was trying to get into a big joke about how like everybody would run him the fuck out of that place. But, but so Spider-Man the Lotus premiere, we haven't seen it yet.

So there's nothing really say about that. I don't... The biggest... All that's happened really is Baldersgate. Baldersgate's out now. And this is one of those rare occasions where we're all kind of playing something. Yeah.

And everyone's coming their pants. Everyone's coming their pants at it. I want to go on record to say for three years, I've been saying this game is going to change the way RPGs work. It's going to be the best RPG ever. I've been saying it for years. Yeah. I've been singing that game's praise.

for so long. And it came out and it's doing that. And I'm very happy. It makes me mad just because I just want some of the D&D niggins to take an L. I feel like they've gotten too. I feel like the steam. There's too much hype and there's too much too successful. Well, they did have that dark, that dark, what is it?

Dark alliance. Dark alliance suck, bro. That's bad. That shit suck, man. It was really bad. It was really bad because what made it, what made it horrible is that like they gave such, Like, Dritsch still Erdin is the, it's the D&D character. He's the Dark Elf, the one that everybody, like, if you know anything about those old books, you're like, oh, I know Dredch.

He's the Dark Elf. They made this game that was a complete piss on fucking paper. And it just sucks so bad. That's what people are like, oh, man, what if Valerian's going to do the same thing? Larian, the people that made Divane Original Sin would not do the same thing. They would not falter like that. But we took another elf from the movie, too, man. Well, I heard the movie was.

Great movie. Yeah. Did not reach box opposite expectations, though. Well, no way. Like, like, I mean, yeah. I feel like most movies, first of all, like, any kind of D&D movie is going to be, A, very, very expensive, and B, not really in the sideguise enough to attract enough attention to make that money back. Like, it's one of those situations where it's like... A lot of people play D&D and you'd assume they'd go see it.

But what happens is that only the people that play D&D. Only the people that play D&D saw it. That's the thing. The people that have played Indiana, people that have friends like me that wouldn't stop bothering them to see it. Like I did to my friends and they saw it and they were like, oh, this movie was dope as shit. But like, you know. Mick was telling me that it was actually pretty good. I kept saying, like, guys, go see it.

I saw it. I saw it on a peacock or wherever the fuck it was streamed. It's a good movie. It was fun. I liked it. I feel like it has the same problem with a lot of, dude, fucking nerds. Geeks don't pay for shit, bro. They're too savvy.

A lot of times they like, if they don't have to pay, if they don't have to pay for shit, it was I wanted a, what was that comic book movie? Kickass. I wanted that shit to do like, well this. The numbers, the first one, all right, second one didn't do well because most motherfuckers just pirated it. They were just like, fuck it. I'm just a pirate that shit. And I'm like, dude, support the things you like.

That's the nature of the beast now in general. People will watch everything they can for free. And what happens is that if you're not a Marvel movie or like even DC film, some that has a huge name on top of it. it, you're not going to be able to make the money back. Even DC, even DC, like that Flash movie apparently didn't do that well at all. Flash is really bad.

You know what's crazy? Flash wasn't a bad movie. It wasn't amazing. It wasn't amazing. It wasn't bad, though. It wasn't like a movie. I'd be like, I hate this. It was like, this is fine. It wasn't good. Like, it was fine. It was fine. It was fine. It was ugly as sin.

Like, it was fucking ugly movie. No, it was so much blatant CGI.I. They didn't even think. It looked like CGI that was at the final point you're rendering it. Bro, it looked like Max Payne. It looked ridiculous. You might as well have had Christopher Reeves completely static face blows my mind. I love it.

Was it Nicholas Cade Superman? I never knew that was a thing. Really? That was a thing happening. That's a famous film story. Yeah, that's a famous film story of like, I think, what was it? Kevin, not Kevin James. Kevin Smith.

Kevin James. Kevin James comic booker. King of Queens from King of Queens. Oh my God. That would be great. Man, what a good. Yeah, King of Queens. Can you, Jesus Christ. I don't want to think about that. Kevin James has like a really, like a really famous story about like how he went to go write a Superman movie for this, this studio. And then the producer was like hounding him about like how he wants like, you know, he doesn't want Superman to fly. Flying's lame. He doesn't want to he wants to, he wants Superman to fight a giant. spider and like he wants he he really really wants that to happen and kevin smith is like all right i guess i can do this and he writes the script and it gets it gets basically like handed off to other people and then it dies i think it gets handed off to tim burton and those exact that's the idea is like nicholas cage is going to play him and it's the same exact kind of producer doing the same script and all that and then it dies and then a couple years later that that producer comes out with a new movie called fucking wild wild wild west which is why that giant source

spider was in it, because he so wanted that spider so badly. He wanted that spider so bad. That's a real story. I love that. Me too. It's real. This made. That's a great story, honestly.

That's not impossible. I really, I highly, I highly, highly recommend everybody like, uh, like, uh, like, I'm really indifferent to Kevin Smith. Like, he's, he's whatever. He's just a guy, uh, but. Yeah, and the Mason, Daredevil run. I can't believe. believe he he wrote a darede everyone that was amazing i couldn't believe it

he wrote born again he wrote born again i was like oh wow that's weird this motherfucker wrote like as somebody who isn't a fan or a hater of him i i would highly recommend like listening to that he has like a if you google it you'll find it it's like a video of him telling that story it's it's a really fucking fascinating because it kind of shows you how much power like producers have to influence whatever the fuck they want like it's not even really the script writers or like the directors it's like the directors it's It's literally just the producer. I think I want a fucking giant spider.

I think it used to be. What happened, it used to be the producers had the most power. Now directors have way more. I don't think that's true at all. I think they do now. It depends, bro. Whoever has the, whoever's shoveling the money is going to dictate the direction of the film and it's gay.

Because now directors in general, a director will take the whole helm of a film and it'll be a director's experience. But they'll usually be also producing it, though. That's true. That's usually the thing. That's only that in films like where they have all the power where it's like Quentin Tarantino wrote and directed it and he like chooses the producers, that's a different situation where like they have complete control. But like there's no way. Like I'm sure they gave. They were like, hey, Sam Ramey, do what you want with fucking, you know, Dr. Strange or whatever.

But like that script and was already written like everything was set. You know what I mean? And the producers is another thing. situation too where it's like, I mean, they really, they really just... It depends on the pipeline that's coming down, obviously. You know what happens often?

Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt. You know what happens really, really often, actually? Is that producers will lock directors out of the edit bay? Like, that actually happens. Like, the director can't oversee the edit for some of these, like, bigger projects, which is fucking wild. That's crazy. Yeah.

It's literally insane. It is insane. Oh, the connection, the last connection that I, uh, when you were talking about the giant spot. and Wild Wild West. It also makes me think of Will Smith choosing that movie over the Matrix. Can you believe that? Can you believe that?

It is, it's one of the wildest things to think about like, oh, a Western is going to be, a Westerns that have been done to fucking death throughout history. And then like, let's move in the direction of sci-fi, which is the thing that people are kind of hungry for. It's a very odd choice. Look, look, I don't, like, I don't, I don't, I don't. If you gave me the script of Matrix, I don't think it would have done well either. Like,

the strip of Matrix doesn't sell anything. It's the fact that, like, the people that love The Matrix loved it so... They loved it like, like, a certain group of people loved fucking, like... Like, fucking...

What's the name of a movie with Tom Hanks? Not Rain Man. Also the one with the other guy that was like that. Forrest Gump, you know? It's like... A girl people latched onto it. And this movie's so good.

Like, I like The Matrix. It's a good movie. I read. I really like two. I love two a lot. I like one. I just like two a lot. I don't know if it's better,

but I like two more. It's definitely not. It's definitely not. I mean, you can like it better, but it can be more fun. I like when he flies. That scene is so fucking cool to me.

When he's like fucking having the whole, like that fight's sitting against fight scenes amazing. But I was also like seven. I don't know what's happening right now. I was like seven. So I'm going to like, I understand. You got to watch it.

It does not, I got to say it does not hold up even remotely that well. And then it's like the kung, the kung, the kung fu scene in the freaking, The train station and one is iconic obviously too. That's where I... Yeah, yeah, it's...

Still holds up. Still good. But, I mean, I guess the thread to this, I don't know how we got here from Balders Gate. The Balders Gates blowing up. It's fucking, I don't know, like 90 something on... Let me look at it up now. 90 plus everywhere.

Easily the best RPG in the last 15 years. Well, it's... I mean, has anything had this much TLC? Like, tender-loving care? No, that is the problem. That is the problem of video games. The one thing, though, and I know Chris harped on this too, because I'm seeing so many, because I read a lot of Steam reviews of it,

and there's so many dickheads that are just like, see, this is how you do it with no microtransaction, this, this, that. I'm like, as if this is going to make it change that, like as if moving forward, all of a sudden companies are going to be like, oh, let's not maximize profits anymore. Let's just please the gamer. Like, they don't give a fuck about that shit, bro. Well, the thing is this, right?

I think is this, right? When you actually, like, you have to, if you care, you care, you know, if you don't care, you don't care. Right. Balders Gate is one of the most, is up there with the most iconic northern western RPGs of all time. Like, the name of it is, like, very high. It's like that in Dragon Age and, um, Mass Effect, too, and Elder Scrolls. Like those are the Western RPGs, you know? Yeah.

To even be given the IP to make a game for them, you have to prove to the company. It's very serious. Larian made patch after patch. They released it early X for a long time. They listened to the community. They were like, hey, this is a problem. They went back.

They scrubbed it. Added new stuff. They constantly did time and time and time on it. Not to mention narratively, this is Dunners and Dragons. Nothing is going to beat that world narratively. It's the world of imagination. Any way you think you can interact with the world in this game you can. And it's to the point it's ridiculous.

To the point that even me, I get like sidetracked. I'm like trying to go do something. And then I'm like, bro, I just found this whole civilization of goblins. And I'm going to go turn into fucking Confederates. Like, it's this shit. You can do anything you want. So this is not going to be a standard. But it shows that if you just take your time for me a good game, people are not going to complain.

They're just going to be happy. You're making a good game. Yeah. Imagine this game not being Game of the Year. It's not going to be Game of the Year. It's not going to be Game of Year. You don't think so? Absolutely not.

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Learn more at asuonline.asu.org. Hold on. Spider-Man something like that. No, it's not going to be Spider-Man. Spider-Man doesn't stand a fucking chance. I'm sorry. It's not going to be game in a year. Or it might be Starfield.

No. I don't think. Tears is probably a second. Sorry, tears, yeah. It might be tears. I just can't imagine anything coming close. There is no way this is going to be game of the year. If this makes game of the year, really?

Really? If this makes game of the year, because it's, first and foremost, if it makes game of the year, right? what it's going to do is going to perpetuate that stupid feeling of like, hey, guys, maybe we should do games better like this. And the game company, the game world got that last year, and they bitch the shit from it. There's still a bitching about it.

You're talking about the Lerring or what? From Lernden Ring? They were just like, what do you need? We're not going to do extra work. I don't want to make the games. No, I don't want to try hard. No. That's funny.

You're not going to make me do this. I don't. I don't think so. That's funny, though. Dude, the shit, the shit talking that came off of this game a month before it dropped and everybody talking about how it's like this is unrealistic ideas of video game creation. It's like it's not unrealistic.

It's just simply when care is added to a game. Right. You just take your time and make a good game a good game will be made, you know? It's knowing where to invest your resources really. It's just instead of like trying to figure out how to maximize

profits in an in game shop that's going to take like a ton of R&D to figure out how to like ooh, how do we make the perfect sound to really tickle somebody's fucking brain? that makes him want to pay money, instead of focusing on fidelity, instead of focusing on like, oh, hey, you could see every single pore on this person's skin. Let's just make a fucking cool fucking game. The game looks great, but it doesn't, it's not like graphically fucking, incredible. It's not the most amazing thing I've ever fucking seen.

It's a pretty standard-looking-it-look-what-a- It looks like what a game this generation should look like. Like, it looks very good. Yeah, I wouldn't say, I would say like it doesn't look so, it doesn't, it doesn't, look special necessarily. Like when you're looking at it. It looks like a standard like everything. Like just the animations are kind of janky. Like some things don't work all that well, but it doesn't matter because the systems work and the branching paths of systems work. And the, and like everything that you do has an impact on everything around it. And that branches out and that carries forward. And that's where they, the world. The world is,

the world is tangible. Every spell you use interacts with the planet itself. Not just the enemies who use it on. Like it's, it's just, it's literally just what Dragon Age was. now in the future. It's basically like what you would say like, oh yeah, when something's on steroids. Yeah. The maximum potential of this idea,

this concept of something. And then it's just been fleshed up to the point where it's kind of overwhelming where I'm like, holy, there is so much there. And I got to say, the, even with the,

even with the combat of how I'm like, oh, there is, there is so much shit. Dude, it's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. You can push motherfuckers off high places. Dude, I've beat so many fights in that game where I just shove people.

I have a barbarian. I make them use their rage and they push this enemy off a high place and they die. Yeah. Like I played their original early access. Like it may be like four times already. I'm 30 hours in and I'm just at the end of Act 1. I haven't even touched Act 2 yet. Yeah.

I haven't even scraped it, bro. I'm like, I'm like eight hours. I'm only eight hours in. I'm pretty, I'm pretty early. I'm even less. I only did the opening sequence. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's dope as shit.

Yo, kill that. Did you kill the fucking demon do with the flaming sword? So I was, I wasn't sure. I was going to. But then, yeah, but I was, it's, yeah, but I was going to, but then I was like, strategically, I want to make sure I have enough turns. I don't want to. You know, I don't want to, like, play around with it.

Like, I see all my next playthrough, I'd be like, okay, I'm good enough to where, because this, the strategic nature of this is still something a little bit new to me, like playing, like, like, some type of RPG. Like, this is such a pure, it plays a little bit, it plays a little bit like a tactics game. Absolutely. Except it's a little. This is like, it's all fucky. There's some times where I'm like, oh, oh, come.

combat has been engaged and then like one of my characters can go and then the rest of them can go after the enemy goes and I'm like I don't I don't understand how the game makes this decision at all oh it's it's an issue I guess it's the issue from Dunnage and Dragons that's the highest dexterity score yeah yeah yeah the same is like the thing that's like the thing that it's like there's a there's a there's a game back for me is literally the fact that it's Dungeons and Dragons like I feel like I would love this game if it was if it was if it was any other IP I would love it but like because it's like there's a there's a there's a there's a a goblin here and you've got a fucking, oh, you got a mindflare or whatever in your head. And I'm like, okay. Dude, you're missing, it's, it's narrative is such a good game. It's wild, bro. That's so crazy to me. You're like, you're like, you're like, the fact that this is the, the cornerstone of role-playing games, rich with more lower than any game has possibly is a minus to me.

And that's like, oh, okay, cool. It's like saying, man, this movie, this movie is about the. interesting person on the planet and I don't like that. That's what I'm hearing from you pretty much. It's like, hey, it's more about like, hey, this is the best movie ever made also. It's 200 hours. It's like, okay, well, I, you know. You wouldn't watch the best movie made of 200 hours.

You wouldn't break that up in pieces and watch it. No, I would not. No, I would not. That's an experience. Because here's the thing. I get it. Go ahead. Well, no, no, what were you going to say?

No, no, no, I was just big piggybacking. Piggybacking off of what you were saying. Biggie backing. couple what you were saying. That's a racist and also is bigot backing. That's an awesome, that's an awesome accidental phrase. Like, bigot backing is like, if someone's

shouting slurs and you're like, yeah, I agree, but I don't want to say it. I think of a bigot backer. Oh my guys. Backing that shit. No, but, guys, wait, wait, wait, wait, sorry, interrupt, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Okay, well. Have you guys seen the thing with the girl that sounds like

SpongeBob? You guys have to have seen, right? I have it. I have it. I, it's so. I found it, I found it thoroughly underwhelming, honestly. Like, I was like, this is fucking lame and not funny. Why does she sound like SpongeBob? Just talking? No, there's a girl getting right pipe down, but she sounds like SpongeBob crying during it.

And it's so fucking funny. Yeah. Because someone put, someone put actual SpongeBob music in the background. And it was so funny. Bam, boom. Yeah, it was one of the. That was one of the lamer things I saw recently. I don't know.

It didn't do anything for me. Somebody showed to me, I was like, all right. It could have been funny. Like, it was oversold, I think. Like, it's funny, but it's not like, I didn't laugh at it. I'll put it in a chat for Derek to see. But the one thing, the one thing I'll say about Baldersgate is that, like, it's just, um. I found it.

I just don't. Oh, yeah, I'll let him experience. The SpongeBob music makes it way better. Look at him. Look at him silently. Just smiling a little bit. it's also kind of disgusting yeah

it doesn't like why does she sound like that she's going through he's running her through man he's weird it's weird it's weird but the sponge bob ness of it doesn't really kick in for me

like it doesn't it never kicks in for me it's like what is what is happening down there like what's the situation like Kim possible bro what's the sit like he's probably like

he's way too well endowed or something and she's just like not enjoying that at all, bro, because that is, that's not, yeah, poking her lungs. That is not sound like good sex dude at all. No, it sounds rough. It sounds, I'm having a rough time.

Right. But fucking, I don't know, man, like, it, it, it, good. I think what it comes down to for me, honestly, is that, like, I just prefer real time. Like, if I'm in an RPG world, I prefer it to be real time. Like, there, there is something about the overhead and the kind of turn-based nature of it that feels like, I understand that, like, what it, like, what the point of it is. I understand, like, oh, you get to, like, kind of think tactically. I understand that, like, oh, you roll, and then you kind of, it's like a game of dice,

and you're kind of, like, rolling, you're playing with fate every time you try anything, really. Like, and I get that. That's cool, but to me, it's, like, that dice roll is kind of done automatically in a real-time game. Like, if I, if my dexterity is low in real life, then my dexterity is low. If I can't aim for shit with my arrow, then I'm fucked. You know, like, I missed the shot. And that, to me, is that dice roll. And it doesn't interrupt the flow of what I'm doing to do that.

If that makes sense. I see. Do you, do you, uh, were you someone that, like, playing, like, solitaire? No. Yeah, exactly. That's that, like, there's, like, there's, like, there's, like, I feel like there's, like, two types of lanes. There's people that, like, to do this tactical bullshit.

And then there's people that are like, ah, it's, just not, not for me. and I like, I'm in the both camps, but I will say that to the certain extent, the one thing that I don't really, I'm not used to with Baldersgate is the, wasting a turn on movement, where that's something that like really kind of, most RPGs that I play,

I'm not used to that. So I'm used to just advancing and then just fighting. I understand the idea of like, because in this game it's isometric as well. That's what thing is, it's different from. most other RPGs that are turn-based because it's like it's it's a combination of like three kinds of games together that's why that puts it into like what it is as d and d I understand

the movement shit is fucking annoying because you're like oh I want to go fight this guy up I'm only I only have X amount of movement forward then I got to stop I can dash I wait that takes my whole action to dash I'll get up to him and I'm in their face but I can't fight them at the moment yeah but that moment that's when that's when strategy comes in it's when spell caching all that shit gets added into the game. But I understand it. Like for me personally, it's like, I like the idea to be able to plan things

because the idea of planning something, setting it up and isn't working, is so fulfilling to me. Yeah, right. That is my, that is what I really enjoy. I also do like playing real-time games. Like,

I play Destiny all the time. Destiny's a real-time RPG, sort of with guns. Yeah, I mean, you play both of them. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm like in both camps. There are different styles of game.

I have never been, like, it's with rare exception. Am I a turn-based person? Like, I don't, I specifically, I don't like any card games at all. I don't like playing cards. I don't like waiting for people. I don't, I, like, I've played, there are tactics games I do like, to be fair.

But that's more, I don't know, that's this, but a lot simpler. It's less, I don't know, it's less, there's no, like, initiative. It's just like, your turn, my turn, your turn, my turn. I can handle that. But, like, the second I don't know why, it's my, like, I mean, you cleared it up with initiative and all that stuff. I didn't even, I wasn't even thinking about that because I'm not a D&D person, but. Yeah. There was, that is one thing, too.

Go ahead. There's D&D. But then there's things that I think about, like, it's like, okay, it's D&D, so what can I do? It's like, and I think about like, oh, what do I want to do? It's like, I'm talking, this isn't necessarily a spoiler. It's pretty early on in the game, but there's a goblin lady that I'm talking to right now that I know has a sleep potion. Because if I go to, if I go to pickpocket, it says she has a sleep potion. It's like, okay.

And she, when we get into combat, she alerts everybody around you that. that she's being attacked and it's like, okay, well, I want to kill her without alerting anybody so it's like if I can pick pocket the sleep sleep potion, like, can I make her fall asleep? And as far as I've been able to tell, I have no fucking idea

how to do that. And nothing I try works. And so I'm left to be like, all right, well, I don't know. What you do to her is this, right? So what you do is this, right? At that moment, it's like these ideas with the tools you have available, how can you do X, Y, or Z? That's pretty much how what you have to figure out, right? Yeah.

So for me, and things like them, in that encounter, that exact encounter, I know where you are, what I did is I just hit the bitch. I snuck up to her and I hit her, and she died. And then I took the potion. Yeah, but you're a barbarian or something probably.

No, no, I was a rogue. That character is that a rogue. You sneak attack him. You sneak up to her where no one's around. You don't bring any of your homies and you go by yourself on some thorough dark 30 shit and you hit her.

hit her you kill the bitch you take the potion or what I did was really fucked up there's another area where you're talking about that was there's a bunch of drums all around I pit as a ranger and I made my bird go in there and break every drum

so they couldn't call each other to help each other out I'm not saying I didn't know about the drums yeah I mean it's cool there's so many it's there's so much to do

but I'm going to be overwhelming the option it's probably like say you know when people would I would, you know, rarely, I don't really defend Ubisoft ever, but I once would go, because people would criticize the newer Assassin's Creed games for being too, like, oh, there's too many icons and directions and kind of telling you how to do everything. But I would say, hey, you can also turn all that shit off. And I feel like in this game, I'm like, okay, is there something where I could turn it?

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I've got Dan Morgan here on the pod. Say hi, Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you're doing. you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboarded years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually,

I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. on a little bit to where it can at least kind of give me a little bit of a guidance because I know it's the idea is it's open you do what you want but then I feel like there's a

probably the average gamer is going to go through this having no fucking idea that they can interact with certain things like that it is tricky to find because a lot of there's this specific part with like a windmill and like where you have to like bring like you have to you have to, and I was looking for that break for so long because I was thinking like, oh, it's an isometric game. It must be big enough for me to see from this perspective. And it's like, no, you have to like

zoom the fuck in to see this small break. And I'm like, bro. Come on. Like, if there's like a, if there was like a highlight interactable, and I understand that that's like probably less, like, you don't know the highlight button for things? I know. It's all. I know it's left all, but it doesn't

highlight interactables. It highlights lootables as far as I know. So it's not everything that you can interact with. It's just stuff that you can loot. Pick up. Okay. All right. Which is useful too, by the way. I found that windmill thing by mistake. I went to the thing.

The first few times I just stopped it and I reversed it. And homie just went flying. You just see like a little dark body flying through the sky. And I'm like, damn. There was also this one thing too where I was like, there was also this one thing too where like one of the people in my party got captured. and they were like, get me out of this cage. I'm like, okay.

And then I go around the corner to look for like a lever or something. And then it just says you left her to her fate. And I'm like, well, I mean. You got to shoot the bottom of the cage. You got to go, but there's no lever. There's a trap. You know what's funny? I don't know.

I fucking, there's nothing to interact with it. You know what's funny about that? Every time I aimed it, it didn't say like damage. It didn't say like it could receive damage. And I was like, okay, I guess I don't know. So I was looking for something to let her down. And then I fucking failed it. So it's like, all right, I guess she's gone.

Fuck her anyway. like her. That is so funny. Bro, that's how I actually, you know, that's how I felt initially the opening part of the game. The opening part where that bitch is trapped where I was like, wait. You left her? No, I didn't. But the thing was, it took me a minute to figure out

what to do because I was thinking, if I go forward, probably she's fucked for some reason. That was my initial thought of like, if I leave. I didn't, I didn't think that because I thought this is the best RPG known to man. Surely I can walk around the fucking corner and she'll stay

there but like no immediately like it said auto saved like you left her to her fade and then I went back and she was gone I was like bro that's I mean I get it like no game can be perfect but let me look around it's no no no it's just the idea of you guys don't know how deep you can interact

or not that's no it's it's all it is it's the idea of that that's true as well but also like I'm thinking back to other RPGs I've played where like someone's trapped like I think about like SkyRom or something where like someone's trapped in something and you have to go through the entire dungeon to get them out. And I'm like, okay, well, okay.

So my knowledge is telling me this. And so like, all right. I didn't care about this particular instance. She sucked. La Zelle sucks. She's so powerful. She is so strong. But the thing is like for me, like things like that.

Right. She's gone. Bitch. I saw this person. I saw this person. I forgot like held up, right? Lifted aloft. and I'm like, hmm, you know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to shoot the bottom of that. I don't see any, I don't see where she's being lifted from. So I shot the bottom, she fell out. She was like, you fucking bitch, I hit myself. And I'm like, yeah, whatever. Yeah. You know what I thought? You know what I thought?

You know what I thought? It was like, because I tried to zoom out as far as I can. And then, like, it's the cage and then it's hooked up to a thing. And then there's, like, kind of like a cliff overhead. And I was like, oh, maybe like, maybe this path wraps around and up. And there's like a thing to, like, detach the trap. that's what I was thinking and I'm an idiot I guess I should just

I assume every solution you're not an idiot I'm going to assume I'm going to assume from now on that every solution to every problem is on the fucking same screen that the problem is on because that seems to be the case because I don't want to fuck up I don't want to I don't or I'll just continuously

save you dude I've been saved scumming like crazy yeah save I've been saved that is how I play RPGs in general like when I the first play through of Skyroom especially because of the crashing. Like the first play-through of Skyrim. Oh, yeah.

It was saved. Bro, I had three different. This motherfucker, Chris, remember you made me a fucking vampire, you piece of shit? You stupid fuck? You remember you did that? I don't remember that.

What are you talking about? You did that. You were like, oh, my bad. And you just made me a vampire. Oh, my bad. I hate you so much. Oh, yeah. You went downstairs to get your, like,

Chipotle or something. And I walked into a vampire's then and got bitten and walked back and paused. I wasn't even a, good vampires. One of those raggedy vampires. I was one of the fucking raggedy ones. And I was like, I won't make anything cool from this. Oh my God. But if I'm like... It's a lot of different save files.

Yeah. I feel like there's... I'm going to look into if I can't... If I can't, because I don't have that much time... This guy's not going to look into jack shit. He's not going to look at anything. Look at him. Pretend that he's going to look at something. What are you talking about? It's... Yeah, whatever.

I'm so fucking mean Whatever I'm looking to know you're fucking not Yeah you're right I watched I watched a bunch of videos Kind of prepping myself But then I made the decision

It was Joe It was Jojo that Because I talked to her About like damn Every time I get on social media Somebody's fucking coming About Baldersgate It's just

That's all I keep seeing And I kept telling myself I'll play later When eventually I'll find Like a steam key That's like 10 bucks off or something And I'm like All right. Just to like kind of justify not buying, you know, something.

I should be using my money more wisely. But whatever. She fucking has money, too. So she's like, here, play. And I'm like, oh, hell yeah, dude. That's, that's, that is that free shit rules. Free shit rule, man. That's why you have them. That's why you have those. Exactly. That's the reason exactly why she exists and nothing more. I figured I would, I figured I just bought it because, like, I saw everybody praising it.

I had it on pretty good authority that it was probably. probably like a really good game and I was like you know what also I'll support uh because because I was under the initially I was going to buy it and just never play it because I was just like whatever I'll I'll toss a toss a toss a coin to the Witcher and fucking just move on because quite frankly like good games deserve support like I if I can you're you're right if and I'm fortunately in a position where I can do something like that every every once in a while I'm not going to go crazy by fucking everything but um but this is one of those examples where I'm like all right yeah fuck it whatever they seem to have made like a game of the year contender here

i'll i'll fucking buy it uh send a message that we want more of this stuff uh but i don't know man i i gotta put more i i i'm gonna eight hours in so i i got to yeah i'm way less i'm fucking way less i i know i just i'm working on so many projects that i'm like fuck i almost almost wish she didn't buy for me because now it's like oh great i know i'm gonna neglect other shit And I'm going to start going ham. Because now that we're talking about it, not of your brain is thinking. Your brain is moving in a way.

I immediately want to play as soon as we've done. I want to fucking turn it on. I want to as well. I have a shit to do, unfortunately. Well, you know what? Unfortunately, I have somebody coming over to my house.

Right now. I'm going to leave him to living room and play. I have somebody coming over after we're done recording. I want to just. I want to just. I want to just. I want to just. Isn't that,

like, isn't that fucking, like, that shit's got to be exhausting. It's Lily hates it, bro. because wherever I've lived it's always been the place everybody comes to that's just it's been me it's been my energy

so it's like is it just friends or family stuff it's friends it's friends it's not family it's friends okay yeah it's family

I don't even mind hey man look I got a I got a fucking I've been waiting for this shit for it's cool man I'll be able to play it like I've played

I'll have time trust me it's cool and then something happens of course well let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let me you die And I'm like, I can't even finish it.

Let's lighten the mood since it's getting depressing. So Lil Tay's dead. Right. Lil Tay got, is dead. I really want to laugh at this, but I don't find it funny. Can I say something? I sincerely, and this is, this might be surprising to a lot of people listening. I have no fucking idea who Lil Tay is.

I've never heard of this in my life. I don't know what people are talking about I just saw this trending Lil Tay's dead and I'm like who the fuck is that and apparently this was this thing

that was like I don't know like did you know who this person was yeah I've seen yeah Lil Tate got to some I found out through because it was that wave

of like uh catch me outside and whoa Vicky and then they basically Basically, she became like a copy of them. I remember there was two controversies.

One of them, I think it was involved with rice gum or something. I don't remember. Something happened between them. I don't remember exactly. And then that Lil Tate was exposed by her brother was the one pulling the strings of everything. She was like an innocent little girl, very nice and shit. And then it would show behind the scenes of her like, you know, different takes. it leaks somehow. I don't know how it leaked, but

so she was just obviously being completely manipulated to make a bunch of money and now what the, dude, what in God's name because her and her brother are dead. Yeah. What happened? So it's I saw some things online that they were like suspecting the dad. I really want to laugh but I can't because it's sad. The suspect of the dad?

I heard that or I saw some stuff online that like people are suspecting the dad. that the dad did it because there was videos of her talking about how abusive her dad was and there was there was stuff about like her brother trying to trying to get legal help uh to to kind of emancipate themselves from from him specifically and then like and suddenly both of them are dead it's weird man i'm not gonna i'm not saying whoa it's true i just i don't know i have no idea this is what i've seen uh but it's it's pretty fucking wild i'm just more surprised that i just this was this big cultural thing that everybody kind of seems to be aware of and i just

It was, it was, it was, it was, it was 20, it was the 2016 to 2017 era of, this is. Yeah, because that's, that's, that's, when I was, that's, that's, that's weird that you missed it. That's when I was most clued into all this stuff. Like, that's, yeah, it is weird that you missed it. I remember them staging some beef. It was her, and I can't remember if it was Will Vicky or the other one. Catch me outside. I remember what the fuck her name is.

Little Tate. Wasn't that bad baby or something? Is that what her name? That's it. That's it. Bad baby. Bad baby. I hate them. I hate all of them. Um, yeah, there was something where I think, uh, oh, it was, yeah, it was bad baby. It was, wait, Lute and Vovig, Wivig, I don't know, but you see how they were all fucking, that's so crazy, man. Like 2009, this chick was broken. Bro, her bio on TikTok says, help me. What? That's crazy. Does it, wait, wait, who?

Jesus Christ. What? Are you serious? Are you serious? Oh, man. I'm not sure. I'm a, I guess I'll find it myself. I'm not good, serious. I'll send it a chat.

I'll send in the chat right now. I want to laugh, but I can't because it's not, it's not the time. But I mean, look, if we didn't know all the behind the scene shit, then this would just be. This would be funny as funny. I mean, I think the fact that it's like a 14-year-old kid makes it sad. It's, I want to laugh at it because. It says this page on this. What?

Kingsend doesn't know how to send anything. Stop. It is, it is baffling. Try it again. Try to get. Try to get. Try to get. Try to get.

Hirolyfic somehow in the fucking in the goddamn chat. Fucking send a Noki in in the chat. Yeah, try it again. See what happens. Let's see. Because I want to see that. I want to see. So what I'm going to do right now is I'm just going to copy this image straight up.

Never mind. It doesn't matter. And then I'm going to send the image straight up to you guys. You said it was TikTok. It's not going to bring a little Tayback so I don't need to. It doesn't matter. It's not going to bring little Tay back. This is honestly a fucking crazy stuff.

The thing that's unfortunate about this is that like this literally just happened like moments ago, basically. Like maybe like two hours before we started recording. So undoubtedly, undoubtedly, yes. So undoubtedly. She was alive earlier today. That's unfortunate. My heart is hurting now. Or yesterday.

I don't know. But the point is undoubtedly at some point before this even gets posted, there will be more information. right? There's going to be like a lot with like we're going to know more because that's how quick the fucking new cycle goes. Like we're going to find some more stuff. Maybe by then, I don't know, we'll figure out what the fuck happened. But right now we're just kind of, you know, it's, it's just something that happened. I have no knowledge of this person. I've never heard of that. I think I heard her referenced in like a song once. And then I was like, oh, I guess I wasn't even curious enough to look.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Get up. I was like, I guess that's a person. And then I just kind of went on with my day. But at least we got Baldersgate. At least we got Baldersgate. I'm really curious. I mean, I'm going to be real.

I'm kind of hoping that this turns into some type of, like, true crime thing. I mean, she's already dead, so. But it's like, it probably will be a true crime. Like, it's weird, man. It's weird that both of them are dead. Unless it's, like, some fucking crazy. It could just be like a freak accident. Unless it's like a freak accident, like a lab.

Yeah, like a lab experience. or like a helicopter falling into a basketball hoop. I don't know I don't know what's going on. For the three. Is that what happened to go me?

Yeah. He saw a basketball hoop from 500 feet in the air and then he took the gunner. He took the reins. No, no. The pilot was like, what are you doing?

He was like winning. The pilot was like, you think you're good at this? Watch, check this out. He set up a basketball off the mountains. Just off the mountain. Off the

Kobe. All right. Oh, man. It's crazy that I knew, I knew Kobe Bryant from people yelling Kobe when they would throw things and not from him being a basketball player. And not from him being a basketball. That's ludicrous. And look, it is ludicrous.

I watch, there's a podcast I listen to called a cognitive dissonance. The same thing. This one dude was like, like he he they were talking about lebron james and he's like is you the one who died it's like god oh my god like you're just so some people have no idea and it sometimes seems impossible to me but i'm like fair enough i know honestly dude if i'm tired enough you could get that response out of me like i have my wits about me to to know and to know whom who these people are but like if you if you wake me up out of a deep sleep and you're like is lebron james dead i'll

probably be like yeah what i think so of course I'll go back to bed. From what I heard. From what I heard. From what I heard. So fucking stupid. All right. I don't know.

What do you guys? Anything you guys? Someone said he was. What else happened? I don't know. I should have a moment of sirens. We should have. Moment of sirens.

I can't speak. I can't speak to it, bro. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo.

Rest of peace, little tape. Woo. It's unfortunate that she was a kid. She was an annoying. You were annoying as shit, but you should have still been alive, you know? Well, it's probably your fucking dad, you know, being a fucking psycho. I guess the thing, man, I don't know. Every time I see a child influencer, I'm like, child abuse.

Oh, course. No child. Oh, yes. 100%. 100%. It's fucking ridiculous. Whenever, whenever I see people have their kids online, like, oh, I'm going to have this social media thing where like I raised my kid.

I'm like, I don't like. Bro. I don't like this. Yo, real quick. I was trying to find that TikTok thing you said about her saying, help me. Instead, I found a, the way somebody found out Lil Tate died is there's an AI realistic fish head doing breaking news like on SpongeBob. Like, this just didn't.

Lil Tate. Like, and I'm like, yo. Oh, the SpongeBob? The realistic fishhead, the news anchor? Breaking news. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm like, yo, that is ridiculous. That is such a crazy way to find that out.

Lou Pay has died. That is a wild. I didn't even consider that. That's probably like the way a lot of people or at least, well, not a lot of people, but like numbers wise a lot of people, not percentage wise a lot of people. That's probably how a lot of people find out like, a lot of people. find out like world-chattering news. It's through that fucking sponge bob on TikTok that the fish head

delivering it. Breaking news! Osama bin Laden has flown a plane into the world. And it's just this, I love how it immediately segues from the clip of the voice actor saying breaking news in like a perfect way to this really janky AI that

clearly sounds fucked up and wrong. There's just no effort. There's just no. But, all right, I don't know. Let's move on. Let's get some questions, I guess. All right? Yeah, let's do it.

What's really funny is that. Oh, wait, wait. We'll be right back after these, after these little messages. From Little Tays Grave. No, no, no. Let's relax. Are you gay? Then you need men.

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All right. Welcome back. We're going to do some questions. God damn it. Indie Butterknife on YouTube.com wrote and he says, hey dudes, what should be the first AI generated film? And why is it a snark tank biopic? To that end. Who would you, you all cast in a snark tank biopic? I love, I love this question. Who would we cast? Hmm.

I would cast Keith David as me right now. Oh, my God. He would. Of course, taking that fast. I want Michael Basketball Jordan to play me. Michael, Michael, Michael, be Jordan, okay. So I want, I want a black actor as well. Nice.

Purely because I think. Okay, so no, no, no, no. No, here's why. Because if it was true to life, it would be hilarious. Because there would be many instances in the film where I don't say the N-word. And everybody's wondering why. Like, why am I specific? And, like, there's an argument of whether or not I can say it, even though it's, like, three black guys in a room.

And everybody's going to be like, everybody's going to be like, why is this even a conversation? It's like, oh, no, it's just casting. He was just the best, he was just the best actor for the role of Chris. He was the best. He did Chris the best, man. He did Chris the best. He did the best, man. But he's black. Like, yeah, is that a problem?

Can we have, like, a black guy but do Puerto Rican white face or whatever? And like, there's the thing. There's not a lot of Puerto Rican. If a Puerto Rican does white, black face, how bad is it? It's still bad. It's still bad.

It depends on how bad it is. Well, no, no, no. but if it's a Puerto Rican, like, what if Fat Joe does blackface, you know? Like, what happens then? That's, that's pretty, that's, I mean, I guess. That's an interesting conversation because Fat Joe does not understand he's not black. Yeah, but that's different. That's different than just being Puerto Rican.

What do you mean? What does that mean? He thinks he's black. Like, that's different. He's not, he's not a me Puerto Rican. He's, he's a, he's barely a you Puerto Rican, I think. He's pretty, very white passing. He's pretty fucking pale.

He has green eyes. He has green eyes. He was a blondie. Ew, he has green eyes? He has green eyes, yeah. Oh, that's weird as hell. No, man, no, he can't get away with that. I'm sorry.

That's, like, you, at the very least, you got to have brown eyes. You got to have brown eyes. The thing is this, pun is half black. Pun is literally down the middle black. And pun was very proud about being a black man. He wouldn't deny, like his blackness was very apparent in the way he would speak and the talking way he would act. And him and pun were like brothers. You know it's funny.

Pun said the N-word way less too. He did. That's what makes it crazy and pun is a nigger. He is one. He was. What's crazy is that half-breeds don't say it as much, which is crazy. Half-breeds. What are-reed?

I love that. Hybrids don't say it as much. You didn't know. Unless they say it too much. Then they say it too much. You're like, yo, dude, chill out, man. You look like Margaret Thatcher. Stop saying the other word to me.

So I think, no, but so seriously, I think, okay, so keep David, Michael, Michael, basketball, Jordan. And I don't know of any other Puerto Ricans in fucking, I guess, bad bunny, because he's the only person left. Yeah, dude, yes. But Bunny's visibly nigger, though. It doesn't matter. It's like he's all we have. really that's that's it there's nobody

there's Lynn man what Lynn Manwell couldn't play me why couldn't he he could not play me he doesn't have to build he's not he's not viable he doesn't have the bill

he doesn't have to try to you gotta find like you gotta find someone I don't know let's do it more accurate like just give Tom Holland the role I guess I don't know he's short There you go.

There you go. Tom Holland, Keith David, and Michael Basketball joined to have a podcast in this in the Snartank biopic film. We're like... That would be such an amazing conversation. We meet up. We meet up in a garage to record the first episode. And then like we hit end on the record and then we turn to each other and they're like music swells. And it's like, I think we have something here.

And then like we're like shoot up to stardom. And then like one of us gets like one of us, one of us inevitably gets. it's too big for like the group and they were like I don't know man I think I have a I think I want to be a solo act you know and then that that conflict happens and that that person struggles with like drugs and alcohol or some fucking crazy thing

and then the other two like continue to live in you know they keep doing the same thing and then we all reunite at the end and then that's that's basically the biopic formula really isn't it that's that's kind of whose story is that based on by the way because that's not every single that's not every single musician

but every single musician has that biopoe pick. Every music group. Is that some music groups? You guys see the, what is it? Is it the dirt or the dirty? Whatever. The one, the movie based on Mali Crew.

Oh, I haven't seen that one. It's pretty good. And Vince Neal, the singer, like, that is, that's him, essentially. He just, you know, very arrogant, but then, you know, got into heroin, killed his homie in a car crash on an accident. You know, obviously, and probably still dealing with that to this day. There's some pretty icon. They've reunited since then, but there is it in the Motley crew? Isn't Tommy Lee?

That was his name, not Tommy Lee. Yeah, yeah, he's the drummer, Tommy Lee. Yeah. His name Tommy Lee, actually, no. Yeah. Really, I thought Tommy Lee was the guy from Men and Black. I guess, I guess, I guess, Tommy Lee Jones. There you go.

Tommy Lee is the Pamela. Anderson's what you call, right? Yeah. Husband. I don't know if they were married, but they were definitely smashing. That got like that stupid boat porn that they did. That like literally started everything of celebrities fucking. Like that was the original.

If that didn't happen, if that didn't happen, we'd never have the Kardashians. Real shit. Tommy Lee for that. You can. You really can. Blame him for Paris Hilton. When I ascend to my throne, he's going to be the first tortured, bro. Was it you that I was talking about O.J. Simpson with?

Was he that I was talking about how O.J. Simpson basically, like, created our modern culture? Wasn't you that I was talking to him? No, explained. No? So, do you think police officers went extra hard after him? No, no, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is OJ Simpson killed that woman clearly, allegedly.

Mm-hmm. He killed that woman, allegedly. And her lover. That's right. No, I can't forget that. He, so he did that, and then the trial happened, and who, allegedly? Who was his lawyer, who was his lawyer but Robert Kardashian, the father of the Kardashians?

He had, he had two lawyers, so sorry, so sorry. What? Wait, wait, wait, what? You're interrupting, you're interrupting my entire pitch here. Yeah. So the Kardashians are thrusts into the limelight because of this, right? they're fucking super rich, they're super powerful. They essentially like create fucking reality television as we know it today.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep.

keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call.

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that is crazy very interesting isn't that weird that's very interesting how life works that way yeah yeah like I'm really curious to see I wish I could I wish I could peer into different realities

crystal bullshit yeah like it's just like I wonder what it would be like if he just never killed that woman and like we just don't have a lot of things change because of that yeah so crazy

so what I think I think what happened is if he wouldn't have killed that woman he would have really had a career in comedy January then he would have become like a real like a real comedic actor I mean yeah Yeah, he was great.

Oh, and after. He's fucking funny. No, okay. Not stand-up. No, not everybody was going from a crowd and because, no, not stand-up, no. Right, okay. Comey, you'd have been a communicic actor. Let's go back even further.

Not even to O.J. Let's go back to, let's go back to the cops that beat up Rodney King. Because, and why I say that, or the guy that filmed it happened. Because if he didn't film it happening, because that is connected to why OJ even got off in the first place. and white things got so big. It was same year. Yeah. So the way they there was so much bullshit from that that the jury,

there was no, it was like, it's payback. We're going to get this nigga off because. Well, no, the jury was scared that it would be another right like that. And L.A. couldn't take another one. I was saying L.A. proper couldn't take another ride like that. But it would have been across the country. I think it's maybe a little bit weak. Both.

It was kind of like the sentiments of obviously the racist, Mark Furman clearly racist Um there was What makes it worse is that if um So this is gonna sound suck and people are gonna deny it But people a lot of white people didn't believe the degree of police brutality That was happening especially in the 90s to black people until that shit became public knowledge Yeah

Because people in New York were talking about that shit all the time and then they saw it happen and this guy recorded because that guy beat him. Like, Rodney King got beat so bad it was like almost ridiculous. There was like Looney Tune shit almost. You know what's crazy about that too? Is that like that that was so shocking that it like was headline. That was like national like that was like a big deal. And now like every day I see videos of police like doing fucked shit like every and no one.

It's really sad. Like I saw a video yesterday that was like that that came from. across my time, or like two days ago, of some dude walking up to a house. This lady calls 911 for some fucking reason. I don't know why, but like, they're coming out to greet the cops and there's like a dog or whatever and it comes out and the cops like, you keep that dog away. I'm going to shoot that dog. And immediately, I'm like, why are these, why are they so horny for shooting dogs?

I don't get it. And so he shoots at the dog, misses and hits the person who called the cops. And she's screaming. And she's screaming. She's like, ah, you shot me. And then he goes, I didn't shoot you.

He literally says, I didn't shoot you. He literally said that. Like, I watched the video. He said, I didn't shoot you. This,

this, this intelligible eight, this fucking, this shit is unbelievable. It's unbelievable how, it is unbelievable how inept these police officers are, man. It's like you guys are supposed to be our saviors.

and you guys are as dumb as rocks, bro. You know what's more unbelievable? I don't want to go in that school with my riot gear on. There's a kid with a gun in there. What are you talking about? What are I going there? I can't believe that that is actually a moment in our history. That is, that doesn't seem real.

You tell somebody that story and they're like, that, that's not. That's not true. That wouldn't happen. If you were on Who's Smart on the Fifth. grader, the fifth grader would be like, that didn't really happen. You'd be like, oh, that could get you. Dude, not to mention the whole, did you guys hear about the whole Kaysenat shit? Yes.

Oh, yeah. In Union Square, he fucking... Of course, in New York. That's why I hate New York. That's why I fell out of love with New York, because New New York is not what it was when I was younger. What are you talking about? This stuff used to have all that.

That would not have happened back in the day. Kingston, it absolutely would have happened back in the day. The only difference is we have the Internet now. If we had the internet back in the day to the same degree that we have it now, it would have absolutely happened. It absolutely would have. I don't know if you remember this,

Kingston, from 2001, in 2001, people flew planes into the fucking Twin Towers. Yes, they weren't from New York, Chris. They were from New York, Chris. They were from Afghanistan. Kaisenet is not from New York. Yeah, he is. No, he is.

He sounds like he's from New Yorker than you are. He sounds like he's from New York. He's more New Yorkers than we are. He's not from New York. He's not. He's not. We don't accept. Chris, Chris, Chris, he is, Chris, he's more of a New Yorkerker than both of we are.

Yeah, he stayed there longer than both of us did. Is it true that he didn't even have PS5s when he promised them? I heard that. No, he had, he had shit on it. So he had some. Some people were saying he didn't have it and I was like, are you serious? Bro, see. I'm curious.

I'm curious. But that's the nature of the modern internet world. That's why. That's what people do now. They're like, you can't. A red card. I'm sure you said where do you, where do you, where do you, where do you, where do you, where do you stand on the Kaizenet thing.

He didn't intend to do that, but you still have to, as a, as a creator, you got to still be aware that, like, if we lived in a perfect world, people wouldn't be stupid enough to do shit like that, you know, people wouldn't be, people would be able to control themselves. But it's also New York. And New York niggas suck.

You know, like, people, we, we, I hate to say it. I love my home. But whenever there's going to be some shit, people acting a fool, there's going to be some New York nigga with there to act with a shite steon, trying to get come up on some shit he didn't need to come up on. So at the same time, it's just like,

he could have, he could have orchestrated better, but at the same time, it was like, he didn't intend to do that. Well, of course, he didn't intend to do it.

I, I, fucking completely disagree. I completely disagree. See, here's, because I am a fraction of his size. And when I organized the meetup in fucking Union Square,

way more people showed up than I anticipated. And it wasn't like a fucking riot. It wasn't like a big like problem like where people were getting jumping on cars and shit. But it was like way more than I anticipated. And that was by the way with 30 minutes notice. Like 30 minutes like out of nowhere like hey in 30 minutes I'll be in time, not time square, in Union Square. And like dozens of people showed up. And I remember being like this is.

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365.

Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And by the way, we moved away, too. like there were probably people showing up there later after I had left. And so like knowing that at a fraction of where, like where I am, where he is,

he absolutely knew that it would be a fucking disaster to have that many people gang up in Union Square chasing three electronics, electronics that people specifically can't get their hands on. It couldn't have gotten their hands on for like four years at this point. I don't think that's an intention. expensive. If he's from New York, he should know what the fuck that means. That's why I don't believe it. Like, only an out-of-state person could do that in Manhattan and not expect the fucking what happened. It's insane. I have to, see, here's the thing. Here's the thing, though. I think you underestimate

how stupid that guy is. That's crazy. I've watched a few clips of him. He's really, really stupid. And here's the thing. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. He's a Twitch stream. right? He mainly does Twitch. Oh, yeah. Like, he'll have like 100,000 current viewers and stuff. Yeah.

Okay, it checks out. He's, he's, he's very stupid. Here's the thing. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Here's the thing. I don't, because he has people he works with. He has management. This is the thing that truths me out, and this is the thing, okay, I want to kind of

just to support my argument. I've always been extremely skeptical of, and I still am of the Logan Paul, suicide force thing. Because of the amount of people involved, I had a harder time believing that there's no way that this shit was real and it still made it onto YouTube and everything. However, I'm like, you know, his posse are probably all retarded too. So it is possible that this could make it onto YouTube and stuff like that. But the one thing that makes me think it's still fake is because there was no name, there

was no family that came forward. There was nothing. There was no donations. There was nothing. It still seems fake to me. However, the part of it to where I say I don't believe that people would be this dumb to put it up, I've stepped back from that argument because I think about this situation with Kai Sinat, where he has management, people that were with him and everyone,

not one person was like, this is the dumbest fucking thing. We have no permits. We have no venue which you would need, really to house that many people you'd want a venue with security and stuff. You can't just have it be open. That is so astronomically stupid. And I don't expect that idiot to think about that shit. the people surrounding him to be like, hey,

obviously we can't do this. And I was like, not one person was like, uh, no, we can't do this. It's such an obvious thing that will, like,

you, it's, it's so difficult for me to believe that a thinking adult could not anticipate this happening because of course, no, no, no, you know that there's 500,

I have 500 free PS5s in, in, in Times Square. Are you crazy? I don't think, are you stupid? I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I would have,

person for me, I would never do sound like that. But I think it would be a lot of people. It would be a lot of people that would come there and I'd like, all right, cool. I would assume because you would just, you, you're thinking of your audience. You're thinking of your audience. My audience right. My audience right now. They would not come there and they'd not right.

You would hear fuck shit. You would see fuck shit, but it wouldn't be a right. The thing about his audience, that his audience is a bunch of young, dumb kids. They all wear crocs and they all fucking dance. They all fucking worse. They're what New York became and not what it was. That's the thing. We're different generations, you know.

My generation, I don't think people would have done that shit. I really don't think they would have come there and I think something would have probably happened. Like it would have gotten crazy in some way. Like maybe a fight broke out or two, some shit like that, but not a riot. I don't think. Because you have faith in your fan base. Can you imagine, Chris, your fan base.

Now, I'm saying specifically people that know you, you because these were people that specifically knew him and they were hanging off of cars and stealing his shit. Like, do you think that your fans would do that though? I don't think my fans would do it. But I do think if let's, if we just rewind the clock of this exact, I don't think it's like a generational thing is what I'm saying. I think if we reround the clock and we and we had Twitch and we had fucking Kaysenat in the

fucking 2000s and like we were growing up around that time, I think they would be the same people there. It wouldn't be a I don't think there's like a generational divide in that sense. I think these are Twitch people. These are Twitch audience who spend like every single day watching these people. They're like that's my friend, Kai, I love him. Oh, he's giving away free PSA. And by the way

Kaison at streams. Kaysenet streams, it's all him like lighting fires in his houses or like fucking doing like absurd buck wild shit. So of course when they meet in person like thousands of them in person in Times Square or not Times Square Union Square, they're going to do some fucking Buck Wild shit.

My honest is probably going to be like, hey, they're probably going to be like scalping, like, I don't know, like, probably going to bring like some bleach bottles or like video games for me to sign or like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a completely different audience

and it's a completely different parisotial situation there. Yeah, right. The audience makes the biggest. But also beyond that, I just generally, and this is kind of infecting me a lot more as time goes on

and I'm starting to like, digest a lot more content from from just outside of the spheres that I normally digest content from. I've been seeing a lot of Twitch streamers. I've been seeing a lot of YouTubers. It's getting to the point where, like, I'm really starting to respect people like fucking, like Logan Paul and like Jake Paul.

Because when they were doing some wild shit, at the very least, they were making a video on it. And they were like, you know, having edited, it was like at least fucking edited and actually there was actually at least there was some amount of work put into it and planned but this shit is like oh i'm gonna sit in front of it's like xc shit where it's like i'm gonna sit in front of other people's videos while they play talk so fast that i sound completely fucking disabled and

and that's gonna be my personality deal with him bro dude he he he he repeatedly says the stupidest shit cons i don't know how he has a fan base like i don't get how he's how he has fans. I feel like you have too much faith in humanity, brother. I don't think you... Even as a kid, I'm like, I don't understand what this guy's saying and I would change the channel.

What is George Carlin's quote about people? Like, basically... You know what it is? I don't remember exactly, but I know... Right, but the paraphrase about like how stupid people are. Like, it's basically, it's just like... How stupid you people...

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Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes. on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit forethepeople.com for an office near you. Way stupider than that. And it's very true when you just, when you take a step back, when you, when you, when you, when you, when

You feel like, how did this Kaysenat thing happen? People are like, people are dumb as fuck. Think about, just think about the amount of people, the tens of millions of people that genuinely think the election was stolen. Q and On's a real thing. There's, the weirdest, wildest, wacky shit that is just people living their everyday lives. I'm like, yep, even though there is just mountains of evidence to the contrary. They're just dumb. And you can't do anything about it.

You have Kaisenat who's just an entertaining guy who's incredibly stupid where I've saw some of his content because of this whole thing. And I was like, wow, this guy is really dumb. It is kind of actually shocking that he's alive. He hasn't been killed. Like someone hasn't killed him. I don't think he's that dumb. I just think that he's a young kid. He's pretty stupid.

He's a young kid. He's not very. He's in his 20s. He's calling him a kid's like really dumb. He's not. I'm sorry. He's a young man. He's a young man.

I just don't like, there are. levels like a lot of people there's levels to this shit man when i was in my 20s i never did anything that fucking stupid they just like i don't think i did i don't think i did either i think on my 20s i wasn't really an idiot i wasn't really doing shit that's endangering people but the thing is that like the thing is that like i just i just don't i just don't think i don't always think the people on this this this internet error of people i don't think they have a tangible knowledge of the numbers and the influence they really have they just don't have a tangible number You're right about that.

We don't either. You're right about that. I think we do. Because at the live show, right? When we got to the live show, we went, when I got out on that stage and there was a venue full of people to see us, that made my mind skip a few times. Yeah. I mean, I was just like, oh shit.

It's a lot of people. Yeah, go ahead. Now, I was going to say, it's weird to put faces. Because you guys, what you say? That's all I was going to say. Yeah. I think he just didn't do that. He was like, I'm just going to do this.

I will say for sure I 100% agree with that because you know what I do and he probably does the same thing He probably does the same thing as everybody else Every other person that is That has an audience and viewers and listeners and whatnot They compare to other people that are way bigger than them So then you don't seem as big

Because when I was thinking about where my main channel is right now Where I was like oh my videos I let the channel die to the point where I was averaging like 7 to 9000 views or whatever like channel is pretty much dead but then when I started thinking about like you know sometimes the videos will get up to like 14,000 whatever this I'm like that that's a fucking arena. That's an arena

full of people still watching when you kind of have a perspective. Like think of it like this right like there are times when I do tweets or I do tweets numbers they get like a thousand they get like they get 100 they get less than 100 of that imagine if right now you made a tweet like oh I'm gonna be at the

the P.F Chang's on on Walton and something like that come meet up and two people show up there. That's a lot of people. It is. There's a lot of interaction, dude, you know? Like, you don't understand it.

You don't get it until you're like, oh, shit. Yeah, that was the thing. That was crazy. You know what I think about, I think, sorry, go ahead, dude. I'm just, I was just repeating the same shit. That's what that was so good about VidCon was actually like putting that in perspective where it's like, oh, okay. Because I remember there was a point where like we would, I don't remember who was a part of the group or not, but like we would go, okay, we would. go to VidCon, we'd meet up with people, and then we'd go, like,

all right, let's go to fucking Cheesecake Factory with, like, just the creators and our friends and stuff. And then we would be followed by, like, a hundred people into the Cheesecake Factory. And we're like, guys. We can't. I specifically remember some sweaty beard guy that always made me really nervous.

There was some guy that was sweating profusely. And I'm like, he looked like he was fucking 13, but he had, like, a huge beard. And I'm like, I don't know about this. It's like that photo of leafy where he looks like There's a photo of leafy going around that looks And I understand this is going to sound weird But there's a photo of leafy going around that looks like

If a baby could be a pedophile It's like a real fucking bizarre photo Like it's a really confusing I've seen that photo And I was like Oh you remember I don't know if he's doing so hot So guys look you remember Commander Kelly

You remember in original X-Men movie when they turned that dude that wasn't a mutant into a mutant? Yes. He looks like that's happening to him where he was just starting to droop. When he was on the table? Yeah.

He looks like that. I don't know what happened to Buddy, man. He made all that money from YouTube and he just, I don't know, he just started fucking, I don't know. He's streaming. Last time I heard of him, he was streaming with the degenerates, like Ethan Ralph and Nick Flintes. I was like, I was like, how is,

this, how did this guy get connected with these people? I didn't even... I don't know, I... Hey, is this guy, is this guy fucking retarded? Is this guy fucking retarded? He doesn't even know how to surf at CSGO like I do. Wow. Yeah, I don't know, man.

He, uh, he, I don't know, man, some people choose interesting fucking paths, man. Yeah. And the thing with XQC, too, is like, that's an ongoing situation too, because, uh, I saw that debate that he did with Ethan. H3 and it was yeah it was I I'm consistently impressed by how unintelligent your average streamer is and by the way I understand there's a huge bias here but even just in comparison to the YouTubers that I meet you know like when I'm in the comparison to dogs I see on the street I'm just saying like when we went to creator class right we went to

When we went to Creator Clash, I specifically remember, like, hanging out with, like, uh, Actman and, and Luke and these guys. And they're just like, they're normal guys. And then you kind of meet a streamer and you could tell that something's off immediately. Like, there's something that's like the vibe is weird. Or like, yeah, it's nothing there. That's what it feels like. Even, remember, what's the one, the, the big booby one, the, with the, Ameriam.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, she was there, right? It was her. felt hollow. Like looking at her, even felt hollow. That's what I'm saying. I don't, I know, no, no, no, no, no. We came and talked to her and her friend was there and I was like,

she just felt like she was a ghost. I was like, what is, what is this? And fair, she was working, she, she was working the event, but like, and I feel like, yeah, and I get that. But also, it's, it's, it's, there's something about it, man. I think it. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong.

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20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I think it's being live all the time just saps your energy. So like when you're just talking to people, you just don't have any left.

I think that's what it is. I feel like being a streamer doesn't exactly require personality. Hell no, it doesn't. Obviously not. Obviously not. Obviously not. Obviously not. If XQC is as big as he is, obviously not.

Let me give you an idea of what an XC... You sound like him. You sound like him. Let me do, let me do. Check, check. Check. It's like, yo, dude. It's fucking amazing.

What did he did there? What the fuck? Chat. And then he leaves for ten minutes. He literally got up and walked away, dude. He got up and walked away. They all do that, man. They all do it.

There's something that has always rub me the wrong way. I don't know if you guys feel the same way about this. But the way that people address the chat as like this overall arching thing. Like, hey, chat, it reminds me of the way that like the, the kid shows and Nick Jr. The way that they would talk to the screen, it just feels like, like, I don't know, like condescending. And it's like, hey, how's it going, chat?

And I'm like, what the fucking do you mean? I've definitely, I've definitely referred to chat as chat out of convenience. Yeah, but it is weird. It is weird to say. It just feels weird because I understand that's the normal thing to do. But it's just like, it almost feels like where I even in my, I started doing, I turned my Derek Blackman channel and a commentary.

I was like, fuck it, I'm gonna throw commentary videos on there and just throw up like modded stuff like, I even,

I was like, I'm gonna subtly put nudity in there too. Like, what's his name? Sadler from Residentable 4. Like he has like a fucking hard on and like you can briefly see it

and I'm just like, I want to, I just want to, it's so brief that I won't get flagged. I won't get flagged. It's so brief. I don't get,

you just, you're just so little. I've seen it. You've got a rifle on them, bro. It's like, what's going on here? You're subliminally

You're subliminally You're subliminally flashbanging people With like fucking Resident Evil porn For like one frame Dude Dude, when you post the Resident Evil shit on fucking Twitter And is Chris Redfield With his dick

His dick is opening doors for him I'm like Derek What are you doing? Dude, what if I've got way too many likes I don't even I was like what's going on here My thing about that is that How do you My thing is that like how do you

Like I have mods on Baldur's right now. Right now I'm playing without the Mott. The next time I put through the game is going to be lots of ass and titty everywhere. 100% right. Why would, why do you need that even? Because there's already ass and titty. More, more, more. More. Like, more. People are rolling around. No, way more. Larger titty. Bigger hip. More ass. It's more good. But, um, what do you? Can I ask you something? What do you, what are you playing as in Baldess here right now? My, my, my class? Yeah, who are, like, what are you?

I'm a half off ranger right now. Are you a, uh, and he's a nigga or a girl? And he's a, of course a guy. He's a guy. I'm trying to fuck the teafling bitch, bro. Exactly. That big teafling bitch, bro. Ooh.

Ooh. First you got to be, you got to be like someone that lays the pipe and then the next one you experiment. Exactly. Exactly. I always plays women in these, these games. I don't know. Yeah, because I don't want to romance dudes and shit.

I'm like, nah, nigger. fucking everybody. I'm fucking everybody. I'm halfway through fucking everybody. I'm fucking everyone I can stand in that game. My second character fucks everybody. My first character just does the degenerate shit that I would only do. You know, so like first it's like, okay. We fucking everybody.

There's no, there's no stone on turn, bro. I'm fucking a bear dude too, bro. I'm getting him next. No, I'd always, I would always reject the, um, I would steal all the goblin's underwear and put him in fucking Gareth's inventory or whatever the fuck his name is. I just If you could get people in trouble for that

That'd be amazing If you could like If you could just steal underwear For people and like put them in someone's pocket And then like tell on them Oh my god Fuck It's just

I mean you can if you fucking play in real live bitch I mean that's true Yeah That's true You actually since you're in town We're gonna play D&D We're gonna play D&D We're gonna play D&D when we're come each up

You can move to you guys I'm gonna play D&D Yeah I'm gonna be a dragon born monk And I'm gonna just All I want to do is just Assault people Like it doesn't even matter what's happening.

Put hands on people, bro. That's it. That's all you gotta do. I saw a clip of some dude on Twitter kicking a squirrel to death in Baldersgate and it fucking cracked me to fuck up. I saw that too. I was kind of like mad that it got spoiled for me because I wanted to experience that. That made me by the game.

That was the one where I was like that was, it wasn't the nine out of tens. It wasn't like the fucking, oh, this is a once in a generation game. I saw that clip. I was like, okay. They let you kick a squirrel to death. The degree of a bad person you can be in Dunnets and Dragons is crazy. It's so cool. Like in, in, in Mass Effect, Paragon is a dickhead.

No, when you go running, you're a dick. You're a dick. In Boll, in D&D, when you become a bad person, you're a monster. My second character. You're the kind of bad that motherfuckers that rape and pillage will be like, yo, easy. Easy on him. I want to have as least amount of companions as possible. Whatever is just required, because I want to get everyone killed.

I want everything bad to happen, like on my second play-through. I want to make it as difficult as a game to get through because I didn't do any type of, like, you know, companionship and trying to make things easier for myself. Because I want to make sure nobody wants to travel with me other than, like, say. I'm not fucking enough in that game, man. That's a problem. I'm not fucking enough. I'm fucking a bit, but I'm not fucking enough. See, what you got to do is...

Yeah, well, yeah. We'll talk. We already will. We got to boost that number up. We got to buff that number up to everybody. Question number two. By the way, by the way, Patreon's doing really well right now. So thank you all for... Thank you so much.

We had some weird thing, and Wren actually brought it up to my attention that, like, there was some glitch going on with Patreon where, like, I guess, like, there was some payment glitch or something where, like, a bunch of people got kicked off. and apparently I guess it resolved itself or you guys resolved itself it was pretty dope Let's go

From what I noticed the patron Everything has been working pretty well I try to keep tabs on it It was on the first that it happened Like once the month rolled over Like there was like a weird Like there was a higher percentage Missing than normal I was like

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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He says, hey, bitch, slut and whore. In high school, I could look up Epstein's flight logs on our laptops, but cool math games was completely blocked. So I ask you, what is the dumbest SNAPL-related rule you had in high school? Non-snap-related rule you had in high school. Oh, I remember that story. I remember specifically in high school, we, in freshman year, we had so much freedom.

We had like a ton of free... Like we could wear hats. We could like walk on campus. We could walk outside. Like we could go across the street for lunch. And by senior year, it became like a fucking dictatorship. And we couldn't do any of that shit. Like we had...

If we had a class on the other side of the building, we had to go through the congested halls. We couldn't wear hats. We couldn't fucking do any of the shit that we used to. And it was weird seeing that because I feel like most people don't see that transitionary period. Most people either experience like a high school

where it's like, you know, it was just buck wild the entire time or it's just been, you know, North Korea the whole time. But to see it actually like degrade in front of me was really sad and frustrating. For us, on the pot of our once in the fucking hood unfortunately,

we never had freedom, ever. We never had that. We never got that kind of freedom. I would always sneak off for lunchtime and go get food every time. I would just go through the back of the school and get food every time. We go to McDonald's. We go to Kennedy Frederick and they could not stop me. If they did, they'd have to fight me.

But, like, I always did it. But, like, I understand, like, I couldn't wear hats. We couldn't have headphones on. We couldn't have, um, we couldn't wear certain jackets and stuff like that. It's gang affiliated bullshit. It was always some stupid shit. And I understand that because, like,

everyone, everyone in my school wanted to be the next biggest thug. Everybody in my school. And it was just like, come on, guys. let's just chill I never said that I'd actually would have killed me but L.A. Kings and Oakland Raiders They wouldn't let us rock that shit

That's because it was gang affiliate I was like this is the dumbest fucking thing ever That I'm like bro I'm We're just sports fans You really think us dopey Dumbass kids are fucking like even in middle school Like you think We didn't live in like say an area where

There were some gangs But those gangs were in the area like any of that dumb ass shit it was just like oh these local you know cholo gangs like west side la harbara and dumb bullshit like that and they were just bald and wore loke so you knew who the

fucking thugs were you knew exactly it was you know exactly what he was gangs are so foreign to me as a concept like I just I fully don't understand I never even did like clubs in like school and shit

like extra like I just why would I want to be a part of something? Like it was so confusing to me. I didn't understand it. Gangs was always dumb to me. It was always dumb for me because of the fact that like my cousin who I was raised and he was in a gang. He was gang affiliated and he broke down what it was like being in a gang 100%

the real issue to me. He was like it sucks. You all your hit people that you don't like. You can never really get out of it. It's really not good. He was like you do it if you need protection. Let's say like if you need people to look out for you like if you go to new area and you need to look out for you, you do it.

But I live here and I know you, so you're not going to get fucked because you know me. I took the hit for you already. Just don't do that. And if you have, and there's always like older homies, but there's a thing I realized I think that doesn't exist anymore. What big homies were, we're like, if you have an older homie that you know, they won't let you do that. If you're like, if you have another path, they'll be like, hey, this is not a good idea.

You're going to be putting yourself in a kind of life. So you're going to be a part of your whole entire existence. But for some reason, I feel like that looking out for your homeboys don't exist. anymore in the modern world. So there's this, this, this like, 29 year old dude, to go sell drugs. Now, I feel like that's the kind of mentality

we have currently. That's crazy. Hey, can you want to make some money? And it's like, yeah, all right, cool. You've got to be gang affiliated now, and you'll never be able to leave it. You're $17. They're moving this ounce of Coke for me.

$17. Damn. $17. He's like, yeah, I can buy a bunch of bacon. I can use a hubba bubble with this. It's like, yeah, sure. People are so fucked up, man. I think people have gotten worse, man.

I think people have just gotten worse over time, man. It's really sad. I do think people have gotten worse, but I don't think it's like unique to, I think it's just a natural, it's a natural byproduct of growing up. It's a natural byproduct of growing up around certain things that are now present where they didn't used to be.

You know what I mean? Like, I don't like the idea that like, oh, this generation is better because they didn't do this, when in reality they didn't do that because they just couldn't. You know, like, we didn't have, you know,

14-year-old internet celebrities in the same way that we have them today. So, I don't know. Solair wrote in. Solair wrote he says, Miles Morales, Miguel O'Hara, and Spider-Punk. Long-time listener, first episode I watched was Joker 2. That's a while ago.

I remember making the thumbnail for that. That's crazy. First-time question asker, though. So recently, I began playing the binding of Isaac, so what are your all's opinions of it? I don't understand it at all. I like that game a lot. I just, I'm not into those games where it's like the same screen over and over again. Like, I don't, like, I understand the, I understand why people are into it.

Like, it's the same reason. I assume it's the similar reason why people like, like any given, I don't know, like risk or something where it's like on the same map over and over again or like, you know, it just like kind of different. changes on a, you know, depending on, like, who's playing and, like, what they do. I get, I get it, but, like, it's not, it's not my style of game, personally. I feel you. For me, I, like, I like, I like it. It just wasn't, it wasn't, like, a game that changed my life, but I did enjoy it, though. That's a really highly rated game.

Like, it's, like, like, people have that, like, really high up on their list. And I'm like, I guess. I mean. Yeah. I've never, I never, even try. I never even thought about playing it, to be honest. I never thought. never thought about it either.

The second I saw it, I think I watched like a minute of gameplay of it and I was like, I get it, yeah. Not into it. That's fun. And that's it. But I'm glad you're enjoying it though. Yeah, sick. I was kind of the same thing about, oh, sorry, go ahead, go ahead.

No, you keep talking. I'm just, I'm looking for a question. Oh, okay. Yeah. I feel the same way about like something like, I missed the phenomenon of Undertale or something where it was like such a like. In doing a healthy dinner that takes. great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong. Healthy Choice Simply steamers are

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder. our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

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Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. A big thing. And I was like, I mean, looks cool, I guess. I can't even touch it. Yeah, I couldn't. I liked it from my play. I know why you didn't do it.

You fucking, that's like not your shit. If you be under tail, I wouldn't, if you told me be under, I wouldn't believe you. I'd be like, yeah, sure, dude. I mean, undertail is pretty easy. Like, it doesn't take that long to beat. It's just a matter of, like, I wanted to give it a fair shake because, I don't know, I'm, I'm, my job is technically to be a part of the game's industry in some way and I like to at least play a little bit I don't need to finish everything but I do like to at least like play something a little bit like I didn't finish Final Fantasy 16 I played through I played 30 hours of it and then I was like I get it okay it's it's good I'm not thing that I'm not that I'm not finishing it's funny I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm finishing that I don't understand how you guys have how do you guys have time to play that I I just don't get it it's literally just because it's my job that's it like there was I would have not I would have not I would have not I would have not I would have I would have not I would have I would have I would have I don't I would have I wouldn't have touched that game at all, if not for Sacred Symbols.

Like, I don't play Final Fantasy ever. Like, the only one I was ever even really curious about was seven, and that's literally just because it's like an iconic game, and also that soundtrack is fucking... That is... That is come, man. That soundtrack is fucking pure semen, man. That is... That's crazy.

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by the end of this decade, everybody's gonna be saying like, bro, that's gonna be saying like, bro, that's just come, bro. That's just so calm. No, that last episode of the podcast

with fucking Peewee, you're making fun of Pee-Werman in the immediate wake of his death. That was so fucking come, dude. That was the, that joke was so calm. I can hear it. Yeah.

I can hear it now. Come. Oh, man. All right, let's see. Let's see. I want to get at least... What you got? I want to get at least three more.

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I know a guy who's like really good Nicky Ziggy wrote in He says since I love Derek's rants I want to hear you guys' thoughts on Keem and the quarterings flat out lies That Splinter is gay in the new TMNT movie These crybabies really have made up the left Dude I didn't even hear about this

I didn't even hear about this I didn't even hear I did see, by the way, I did see that TM&T movie. Yeah, it was pretty fun. It was pretty fun. Yeah, it was pretty good. It, the only problem with it is that, like, that Splinter is indeed gay.

That Splinter is indeed gay. He's so gay and it made me so mad every time. The whole time I was thinking, like, man, they're everywhere. I can't get away from these fucking people. But, no, seriously. These people. Yeah. It's a really good, it's really fun.

It's just, it's got, like, exactly one. too many references for me. That's like the only problem. And it's like they're teenagers, they're obsessed with like pop culture and stuff and I get it. But like there was a point where like they're driving a car and like I think Donnie, not Don't know, the fucking nerd one. I can't tell these fucking nerd part. That's right.

That's right. Yeah. He's driving the car and it's like, whoa, you did super good. It's like, yeah, I guess all those hours and Forza Horizon paid off. And I was like, no. No. That sounds like a fucking sponsored fucking shout out. It does it. It sounds like a sponsored. It sounds like a sponsored family guy fucking, like, it's like, no.

Stop that. That reminds me. It was really fun to watch. It was a super fun movie. I actually do recommend it. It's coming to streaming super soon, so, like, you don't even have to go to a theater to see it or anything. But it's really good. It's fun.

I don't like the Teenagers Muti Turtles at all, though. Why the fuck did you see it then? Because I heard it was like a really good animated movie, and I was like, all right, I guess I'll check it out. It's a film, you know? I couldn't stand, I couldn't stand that live action one where they fucking look so disgusting and I can't it you could see the people's like mouths

through their fucking esophaguses or whatever the fuck really like you're talking about the 90s I hate that movie I particularly number one one is so well loved one is fucking fantastic I don't like it at all I do it's you should watch what you should watch the retrospective on it by a red letter media you might

appreciate it it's really yeah it's a fucking good movie dude you know what it's it's it's just it's just the premise of them. Like the very idea of Tiana Tuna Tumintin Ninja Turtles to be doesn't like it's too many stupid things in a road to be good in live action. I get it. And animated it works super well.

I get it. I mean the idea of them even existing is a joke in itself. Like it was the concept was a fucking joke and then it just took off like who would have thought because it is stupid as shit when I do think about them. When I actually start thinking about it like this is

the dumbest fucking thing ever. Teenage Mutual Ninja Turtles. I love them too. No, I, you know, you don't understand. When Batman crossed fucking Ninja Turtles, I was fucking coming. Like, I was, I'm a fan. But when you just think about it, you're like, this is so fucking stupid. I did grow to appreciate it through that movie.

It is very fun. A little bit heavy on the references, but like, whatever. It's like a pretty minor. For me, the problem I have with it was they're too childish for me right now, for me to care about them, the turtles. Well, they're actually teens. Yeah, the thing is that they were, they were teenagers in the 03 one,

but they were like 16, 17, a little more like matureish in the dupreiner. This one, they're kids. They're kids in this one. Yeah, they're like 14. That's fine. Oh, they're like, they're like, they're like, oh, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like,

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Dan. Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and Our army grows, so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan.

From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Free teens, yeah. It makes sense, though, make it connect more towards the demographic that they're supposed to be for. I kind of get that. Makes sense. Because the original, especially the original movie, is very PG-13.

You know, like, it's not, it's not, it's probably why when I was young, I enjoyed the second one more than the first one as like a young-ass kid. Because the dumb-ass fucking, like, childishness. The opening of the second movie immediately sets the tone of how fucking retarded it is compared to the, the first one. Like I even to the point where when I brought the movie into my private school, went to a private elementary school and like you can bring in movies and stuff and I brought in TM2

and the opening is so goofy that I'm kind of I feel like embarrassed watching how goofy is. They're in that little mini mall or whatever and then like and they're just the references are so dorky. It's so childish to the point where I'm like this movie's fun but like even this is too much for my dumb

little brain and so they kind of went overboard but let's fucking it's it's it's it's ridiculous but like we didn't answer so many people Nikki Ziggis question well there were so many people I was gonna bring it like people so many people were flipping out about this movie like specifically like like well not not many people it was it was like specifically the same the usual suspects you know like I'm sure Ben Shapiro is gonna have something to fucking say about it if he even cares to go see it right I don't know I doubt maybe maybe it's probably

not that big of a deal for him but it seems like one of the If you sat him in that theater, he would come away with like, this is the most woke piece of, this is, this is propaganda. I can't believe they're fucking doing this. I can't, I can't fucking stand it. It's, and it's literally just, April O'Neill. No, April O'Neill is black and not super conventionally attractive. So it's woke. But the, and.

Look, look, all I'm saying is, right, like, I, can I say? I don't know if I might agree with him, right? I might beat you. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. What are you going to say? I don't often agree with Ben Shapiro on anything, right? Uh-oh. Why are they making her black?

Like, what is the point of that? I think the answer is... I think the answer is why not? Kind of like Nick Fury or anything else? But Fury is a different person, no. What does that mean? The Nick Fury in a different universe is a different guy from the fury we have in our universe. Like, there's two...

There's different universes one, right? Not to mention also, the Fury that's black is the son of Nick Fury. That's Nick Fury Jr. That's his kid. That's not him. What does that have to know? I don't know what you're talking about. Like Fury being black is like...

We're talking about the IP, bro. It doesn't, you don't have to talk about universes and shit. People aren't going to take it that deep into it. The fear being black is that. That's Fury's son. That is his son. That's why he's a black man. His kid is black.

What is that? What are you talking about? It's like, why do they make red-haired characters black so often? I just understand why they're doing that. I will say it is fucking hilarious that it happens almost exclusively to redheads. I do think that's really funny I just don't get it I thought she was

I'm not on the train where it's a problem I just don't know why they keep doing it that's where I'm at I'm like why they're doing this again because we don't like redheads I don't like what so make them niggas we don't like them either

most of the world well so here's what I'll say about it I think that's interesting I guess I guess it's a lot of care it's a lot bro it's a really funny it's like a hilarious that's interesting because there are okay you're right

because there are renditions because there are renditions because I'm used to her as brown hair, but there are a lot of renditions of her where she is red-headed. April's usually been red-haired. Not usually.

Not 100% usually. From the beginning? No, not from the beginning. So there used to be no color in the comic books so where she didn't have anything. And then when they made the show- No, no, no, no, no, no, Derek, Derek. In the original comic, I have it in my closet.

It stayed she's a red-haired. They say it. They say it. They talk about the fact that her band and Leo and Raff's mask at the same color. They talk about it. They do.

They mention it. What is the original comic? Like the original comics, they were all red bands. They didn't have any individual colors. That's true, but the one that had the red band was Raff. It was stupid.

I know what you mean. Okay. I'm just wondering what you're, okay, what is it? Fair enough. Fair enough for that. So that does lend to it, though, that it is weird that if she has been established

as a redheaded person that they did swap her out specifically probably for that reason, So when you ask why, I think you know, you know why. Because for some reason, Hollywood doesn't like redheads. Probably there, I think there is some type of, you know, people believe in Luminati and all this bullshit. I feel like there's some type of stigma where in some culture that redheaded people mean something bad. There's something nefarious about redheaded people and they want to get rid of them.

Something that we're not aware of, but other people are. Like, we're just ignorant to it. It's just weird to me that it's been so many redhead to black women. redhead black white woman to black woman and it's like even in the flash Wally West has red hair

they made him a nigger I'm like why are they doing this what's going on it is funny wait like which one which one is in the flash show and a comic two in a comic two literally

I forgot about that it is really fun that's fun I will say I'll say this about her in the movie I think she worked well I think it made like it made sense

It's for the world that they were building and where the school was and all that stuff. It's like, I get it. It didn't bother me. How about extra ammo? But, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, for extra ammo, we find out every single redhead that has been replaced. That's a good idea.

Let's string some shit together. That's a good idea. We got to hurry because I got to go soon. My company would be here in like 10 minutes. I just realized. Okay, real quick, because we didn't answer Nikki's question, not really. Sorry. Because there's a, like, I wanted to ask Chris,

why do you think the quartering said Splinter's gay in it? Is there anything in there that you can think of at all? Single father. No, because there is, there is, I mean, I don't know, it's spoilers for TMNT, I guess. He meets up with this other mutant at some point. And he fucks him? No, no, no, well, they get together, and the joke is that this other mutant is so fucking, It's such a mutant mutant that you can't even tell what the fuck it even is supposed to be

And it like speaks in like fucking disgusting garbling and like there's no way to tell like what the fuck it is And so I guess they and they were like oh that's non-binary or something That's the only thing that makes sense about it to me Which by the way is not said of the movie at all It's just it's just splinters old and lonely and he beats this fucking disgusting mutant that he gets along with And that's a little bit watch it. That's literally it.

I guess I'm going to watch actually. I want to watch the quartering. I don't watch. I obviously don't watch the quartering, but that sounds hilarious to me where every once in a while I'll cat. One of his things enters the zeit guys on Twitter where like that ship, what of the submersible that exploded where him and all of his fucking buddies were like, oh, it exploded because of woke.

They didn't want to get an old white guy to pilot it. And I was like, that nigger was white and 60 years old. old. How do you guys How could you report this? That white guy also fired the guy who told him it was unsafe to operate. Yeah, it's crazy, man. They didn't want an old

white guy piloting the thing. And I'm like, did you assholes even look into who piloted the thing before you? That submarine was vaccinated. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why did your camera laugh and looked the way too, Derek? The camera was like, oh, damn.

Dude, this camera's fucked. I haven't put my, because the way that you works, you put your hand up to get it to either do, to go or not go. I was fucking crossed with my arms crossed the whole time and then it just activated. I saw it start blinking. I'm like, I didn't do anything. It's a ghost, Derek. Bro, I guess there is a ghost. Spooky ghost.

Anyway, shout out Nikki Ziggi. We're going to go fucking party and we're going to absolutely burn our house down. Let's go. It's going to be late. I'm excited. I'll be there. Yeah. All right.

Well, I guess that's going to be a first today. You got to, let's do the names first. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's do, let's do our names. Let's get through them. Let's go. Cut me down. Three, two, one.

I'm going to do all these as XQC, by the way. Ratton Clank Rift apart, Klanke assassinate, MLKLDLC. Sweeney, Likwini, Kemp, Half Gay, Bytes. I can't listen to this. I can't listen to this. Half gay, by decision. The kill is just Jared Lato. singing about his inner conflict to be a furry

my mojo dojo casa house, except it's my bedroom and I can't afford to decorate tinfoil tyrant, King Ray, the Stingray Irwin Hunter, putting blackface on my light bulbs, another week, another chance to make Chris say some weird shit, Doc Jenkins and the tism schism, Ben my Dick, Come in or Snatch, she pipkin on my pippa,

possum, yes, that's my real name. Ben my dick, double-dunner snatch? That's pretty good, actually. I'm sorry. It's not bad. It's It's not bad in a way that it is very... It sucks. It's stupid.

It's stupid and shit. I love it. Possim. Yes, that's why you're only, Double Dong, Dong, Double Dong E, Day of Gapening. Domo Nation, average Clint energy, Tony Cox Pro Gaper.

They should make Pitos wear Gopros in prison so you can see what happens to them. I think that would be neat. Star Coffee. Got me so fucking awesome. That would be so fucking funny. Rip Chesno, Rip Cheno, uh,

2002 to 2023, Duck Squadron will miss you. No idea who that is. Gollum and Smeagel arguing over whether to say the end word. Uh, exposing people with a lactose intolerance to 90,000, 90 million rodogens of ionizing radiation. My sexual awakening was the quirky goth girl from NCIS. Now my taste in women is ruined. Yush, Vin Penn.

The Angelic Dungeon Master presents Game of Thrones Special Victims Unit. Uh, Craig the Canadian. Richard Fisting. Call me Dick. It's your boy, Shawnee D. Sweet Tea. Matt Walsh is a hero of our time to be a big game for life. Ben and Jerry's funky monkey. Indie

Butterknife on YouTube.com. Compt. 3XO in the vision of Sween using his thinking grenades and only getting an idea when he harms someone. Slurping, stroking, smoke, and joking. emoticons going like this. Morning owl, a cheeney, Tyser little, Nancy Pelosi, killing a Palestinian with a massive tits. Obie want to blow me.

Island boys viciously making out while listening to the snark tank. I'm Matt. I'm Ryan. I'm Don. That's actually a person. Welcome to Super Mega. Guy, Abby, something funny and topical. Going to have my ass pounded later. Kingston, can you give me some advice? I feel gay. Fuck you. Awesome name

to follow that up, by the way. The Papini Brothers Emporium tries to get Vigita to say I swallow come on stream. Donkerson, Spaceball's the patron, William Harrington, Dickle me Elmo. Tell him Steve Dave. A stupid lesbian goth edition. John Strickland, Merks 1889.

Homeless people. runner-over champion three years running. The first church of Keith David featuring Woolsmith in his quest to slap every single black comedian. September 11th happened nine months before I was born and now I can buy weed and alcohol. Pre-Raz.

Blake 896, cop shoots Pomeranian out of fear that his dick is bigger than his. Dude, it was a Pomeranian too. Man. He shot at a Pomeranian missed. And I can't, man. First of all, I just said a Pomeranian. They're tiny.

They're small targets. They're dangerous. You don't understand. You don't know, man. Pomeranians are the natural predator of cops in the wild. That's crazy. They have a damage bonus against cops. When they bite cops, they do way more damage to them.

You've never seen on Animal Planet? You see, like, the Great Plains in Africa where you see, like, five cops get mauled by a single Pomeranian. Their fucking intestines are strewn all over the fucking Savannah. Alaskan oil field trash. It's visceral. Yeah. Texas Tater salad. Shnee, Sue Hulk, Nikki Ziggy, Marcus Pinas,

railgunning Sneco in the head with his hammer of dawn. Lobotomized Jesus presents Indiana Jones in the cum jar of confusion. Every time it sounds like Squidward Walking, Jackson DuPont, badly brave, hugger, Derek. Just remember this is the timeline where you're not Spider-Man, Ethereum, Pergerian, Hunter, Melfus, 1, Hex played warlock supremacist, and rounding out our list is always the King of Hat Hazard.

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