The Snark Tank - #167: Is This Racist?

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

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Can you imagine? Can you imagine that? Is that possible? Sweeney looks like he just, I don't know, Like he's in the middle of a fucking gas leak. Actually, I don't know whether I should call, like, an ambulance or something. He's just heavily breathing into the microphone, looking like a fucking... Just an absolute piece of shit.

What's going on? What's going on with you, buddy? You just saw Satan. Are you capable of speaking? You get there? Yeah, it's a plane like right over my house. Shine a little laser pointer at it. was it like a hubbard get?

Does that actually do anything? Does that actually do anything? I don't think so. I feel like that's an urban legend. It does, it feels like an urban legend, but like I remember hearing like stories about people getting arrested for it, but I'm like, why? I think people were getting shining lasers at the cops are getting arrested. I remember that actually happening. Hold on. It happens to a few of my friends.

They got arrested. It was really sad. Lasers at planes. I got to know. I got to know if this is real. I got to know if this is even like a remotely. true. It's probably true, but you know, still

probably dumb to do you. Imagine you sign a laser out of the plane and you make it crash, it's like, hey, ha, ha. Well, that's what I mean. It's like, it just feels... You got to have an incredibly powerful laser. I mean, incredibly powerful.

And also probably, like, attached to a telescope so you can really fucking see where, like, how are you going to make a... This doesn't even make any sense. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't buy it. I think it's fake. I think it's a... It sounds fake.

You didn't... Google didn't tell you? So I googled it and it's... So Google's showing me a lot of words, but they're not organized in a way that I find interesting enough to absorb. So I just ignored it entirely. And I will continue to believe that it's fake. Because it doesn't help me.

It doesn't help me to believe that it's real. Lasers is gay. Welcome back to the Snark Tank podcast. Today we're talking about, I don't know, fucking... I don't know, man. We just recorded a really hype episode of extra ammo, and now Sweeney's like half asleep. So I don't know what's going on.

Yeah, I don't know what's going on. It's like his dog died in the middle of the break. You good? I'm trying to see if this is real or not. Now I'm in raptured. The laser thing? Yeah. It's not real.

High power. There's no way it's real. lasers can incapacitate pilars, pilots flying aircraft that may be carrying hundreds of passengers. Oh, yeah, I see what you're saying, how it's like, why isn't there just a clear, concise answer on the front page of Google? Yeah, I'm not interested. I'm not interested in the scientific, like, ins and outs of how or why.

I just didn't show me a yes. Hi power lasers. Oh, on FBI, on the FBI's own website. It says you can get up to 20 years in prison. You get into 20 years in prison for shining a little red light at a plane for what reason? Not that thing. Like a high-powered laser. Like one that could be like a laser gun?

Yeah, like because you have to imagine, like I was saying, you have to have some sort of really high-power laser. And you would probably also maybe want to have a fucking telescope to really like triangulate where you're pouring it at. You know what I'm saying? Not the little red ones. But like the ones you buy from China, the ones you can actually should it buy from China. because my friend literally bought one from China or the high-out green ones, you can buy that and shine into it.

Because I remember one time, you don't know where I lived, but Chris, you knew where I lived. You know the mountain in front of where I was grew up? Yeah, yeah. He shined from his bedroom to the mountain. He shot a plane in the mountain?

No, he shined a laser from his bedroom to the mountain. And I saw it. That's crazy. And I was like, whoa. I mean, some, even some just normal pointer lasers are, pretty fucking strong, but like to me it's just like more of like what does that do?

Like what does that do that's so bad? I'm assuming it can disorientant the flyer but the thing is that people don't even fly planes anymore. That's the thing. Now it's so I'm thinking this is like an old rule that's just when pilots were probably be a little bit more in control back in the day versus because like

because it's essentially supposed to be it is kind of funny because like you said it is computers doing the work essentially so pointing a laser at them now wouldn't really do shit but back in the day I imagine when uh I mean they even have a there's a a video in 2009 there were 1,489 laser events logged in the FAA that is pilots reporting that their cockpits were illuminated by the devices the following year that figure nearly doubled by 2800 on average more than seven incidents every day of the year.

So people do this shit. I wonder how many people get actually like genuinely arrested for it. Can you imagine finding, can you imagine ending up in prison next to like a pedophile rapist who eats kittens? And your crime is that you shine a light at a fucking plane? That is so disorienting. I don't know what I smoked marijuana. And not only that.

And they're, like, nice. You figured out that somebody. Your bunkmate, their parent, their dad, crashed in a plane and died because someone pointed a laser. And so he ships you. He fucking just starts shiving you because, you know, you're a piece of ship. He just kept finally shived in a fucking- He makes a sandwich with you and the two mattresses and in the middle of just starts stabbing his shit out of you. It's like that scene from fucking breaking bad when he organizes the prison room. Or whatever he's just getting like fucking completely shanked.

You're like American me? American me? Yeah, when I was going to say Idrisovah, sorry, my mind still on the extra ammo, the Edward James Almost at the end, you got to look, just look up that scene at the end of American. He gets, somebody gets stabbed a lot. Someone gets the comedic amount. Yeah, yeah, he gets. It's like, it's like E. Honda doing his fucking hand slabs.

It's basically that. It's essentially that. But it stabs. It's so many. It's so, it's so, oh, well,

this is actually magical. It's so unnecessary. And then, then they dispose of him. Do you think you could... Toss them over the fucking rails from the second floor. It's a great way to die. Do you think you could stab somebody with a dull object if you really just tried hard enough?

Yeah, absolutely. How old are we talking? Like a tennis, ball. That's not stabbing. That was just, I guess it would be an impalement. No, it would have to go through. It permits to go through and through.

Well, that's the old. You can't stabs. It has to, you can't pierce somebody with the, with a ball. It would have to be going so fast to penetrate. And it would have to. No, I feel like you're assuming. You could hold somebody down and. some ball into them.

It was going to be insane. You got a whole... That is so fucking stupid. But I... You think Dr. Manula was doing fucking experiments like that? Yo. He's like...

He's kidding. Tennis balls. The ball... One? That's so funny, too, because tennis balls... Tennis balls are so... What makes that funny is that tennis balls are so fucking weak. they're so frail

in comparison to most ball is that a baseball like a baseball yes or a bachy ball yes it's weak awked I mean I guess it's not as weak

as like a like a like a basketball I guess but I feel like you know I bet Shaq can pierce somebody with a basketball

like we just that's just a fucking that's just a canon at that point It's just like you're getting hit with a can't. Imagine Michael Jordan chest passing you, bro. Imagine Jack just giving you a crazy chest pass

and you're just not ready for it and you don't catch it and it just knocks your head loose. He just falls out. That was a real threat at some point, I'm sure. I'm sure that guy. But, I don't know. He was a finisher, so really you didn't have to worry about him passing a ball back to you too often.

But if you weren't paying attention when he did, man, good night. Yeah, just killed them. So, pretty cool. What's happened? Are we going to talk about this? Are we going to talk about this? Are we going to talk about Bradley Cooper and his Juno's?

Are we going to talk about, we're going to talk about this? Yeah, we got. There's controversy online currently. On account of the fact that Bradley Cooper is playing, is playing. playing a character in a movie. He's playing a real character. I think it's Leonard Bernstein. Skinnerd.

Who is a conductor? Leonard Skinnerd. It's the guy, Leonard Skinnerd. It's the man. Leonard Bernstein, Bradley. Yeah, yeah. So he's playing Leonard Bernstein. And they decided for some reason,

because Leonard Bernstein is, I don't know if you do this, he's Jewish. I don't know if that might be. No, he's not. Not. Yeah, yeah. You wouldn't expect it. But he's Jewish.

And they gave him a prosthetic nose that is so weird because it's not even, if you look up, if you look up Leonard Bernstein, like the guy, he just doesn't look like. Like, it's not even like a, oh, we tried to make him look more like Leonard Bernstein. It's just a bigger nose on Bradley. It just looks like Bradley Cooper. struggling to breathe. Bradley Cooper's Jewish, right? I don't know, but he's... He looks like he could pass off as being Jewish.

He didn't need a prosthetic. Like, what's his name? What kind of last name is Cooper? Cooper is just like fucking... I don't even know, man. Cooper's like a Republican... Paul Rudd is Jewish, too. We never know until like very select moments.

I only knew because he's a darling of Hollywood. and you know what they do you know what they Okay, okay Tim Pool They Triple parentheses They

They You guys got Okay first off This is going to This is going to all feeds So everybody's going to be fucking confused Watch the extra ammo And this will all make sense

But Fucking Bradley Dude Bradley fucking Bradley Cooper Is So I don't even know where I want to tackle this from because there's like a million different ways to tackle it from But

I so look I understand why If you are playing certain characters There would be reason to Do yourself up to look like the character Like Albert Einstein In in Oh my God

Oppenheimer Right Like clearly that guy Doesn't look like that You know that's clearly a lot of makeup, a lot of prosthetics, you know, a lot going on to make him look like Albert Einstein because we all know what Albert Einstein looks like. Everybody's seen that fucking picture of him doing his little tongue bullshit.

You know, we know who Albert Einstein is. Leonard Bernstein's not Albert Einstein tier in the sense that, like, I'm sure not everybody knows what he looks like, but there's, you could Google him and find him very easily. There is no fucking reason to put that nose on Bradley Cooper. And at first I thought this was like one of those weird things. At first I thought this was people kind of like whining. Because at first my mind went to immediately Albert Einstein. It was like, yeah, they had to make him look like Albert Einstein.

They probably just tried to make him look like Leonard Bernstein. And then I looked up the guy. And I'm like, oh. This makes no sense at all. His nose on him. But he doesn't, his nose is in fact smaller than Bradley Cooper's. That's what I'm saying. It's like, it's like.

Cooper has a kind of a large enough nose to where there's no reason Yeah he has a Yeah exactly like Bradley Cooper by himself Did they put a bigger nose on him? Yeah they did they

Dude he looks like fucking Fucking fucking Phineas Like Phineas and Ferb or whatever It looks crazy The question is like Why? No the nose From what I'm seeing right now

It doesn't look that bad The only thing they did He looks like... He looks like fucking Lois Griffin, dude. Like, it's crazy. I'll show you a side-by-side because... I'll show you what I have, the picture I have of it. It looks pretty funny.

So the picture, the side-by-side, because there's a profile shot of him from when he was young, and his nose is smaller and less straight. Like, this, his, uh, Badly Cooper's prosthetic is just completely, it's like plastic surgery perfectly, like, added a fucking obtuse angle. Dude, it looks like, why? It straight up looks like a cartoon nose. I'm gonna put it in the, in the, in the, the, in the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, chat here. Oh, you might know. He looks like, it looks like

Joker. That big? He looks like this is like a Joker orphan story. You're such an asshole. What? No, I'm serious. I'm looking. I'm like, is this like a crazy of your nose? You're fucking wilden. Look at this. I just sent it to you. I just said I just sent it. I put it in the chat. It's

fucking absurd. Oh, shit. Wait, so they're saying that so they're saying that that that, um, that, uh,

Jake Jalenhall wanted to play this role and he didn't get it. And they're like, oh, Jake Jillen Hall, an actual Jewish man who dreamt of playing this role, uh, uh, didn't get it. And then he gave it a Bradley Cooper and then gave him a June. I'm sure Bradley Cooper's part Jewish too. I'm sure. I'm maybe, but like it, it's, it is weird. Like I saw, I saw people whining about it.

I thought it was kind of dumb. And then I looked at it. I was like, okay. Cooper's had too many good years in Hollywood and I'll be Jewish. That, dude, that looks, stop fucking. I know. I never would have seen anything about this at all if Jew face wasn't trending. That's the only reason why this.

That is true. Jew face was indeed trending, which, you know, is a jarring thing. So under, for me, for me, for me, this is, well, it's not, it's not, it's just like they're, it's like, you know, blackface Jew face is what they're insinuating. But the thing that's funny about this is like, Jew face is trending for me and it's right under. Starfield, Master Chief, and Alec Baldwin. So that's my, that's my, that is my trending page right now. Yeah, that is awesome. But, yeah, I don't know.

Yes. So he's not Jewish. And the funny thing is if you Google it, people, because obviously this is being Googled a lot right now. So it immediately pulls up an article from the New York Times to be like, he's not Jewish even though he's playing Bernstein. Like, so it's, they're just like, it's like, uh-oh. Which, by the way.

I think it's fine. I think that is, I think that's perfectly gone. I mean, Leonard of Bernstein's kids are fine with it. They're cool with this. So, I mean, the Ken. It's not a big, it's not a huge deal. It's funny, though, to me. I sit in a realm where I'm like,

there has to be a Jewish person that can do it. That's for me. It's like, I don't really care. I'm be honest. It's acting, so I don't need it. It's acting, you know. But at the same time, people that are Jewish are pretty much just white, most of the time, you know?

They're just like, most of them are just white passing people. So let's let somebody do that, you know. It's, like, it's not a huge deal. Well, I don't know, man. To me, it's, to me, it's like, uh, like, what do they want? Jerry Lewis, something? Yeah, like, it doesn't matter really. Like, it's, it's just, it's not in good shape right now.

It's, it's called acting for it. You get into the territory. You get into the territory of like, why doesn't a real orphan play Spider-Man? It's like, well, I, because it's not, that's not the point. It's not really the point of this. It's make believe. It's fucking make believe.

Like Oppenheim fucking, what's his face? Oh my God. Killing. Killing-Murphy? Killeen-Murphy's not Jewish. But he played Oppenheimer fucking perfectly. I thought,

I thought Oppenheimer was just German. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know anything. I didn't see the movie or anything. Didn't even just made shit up. No, I did see the movie. He's fucking Jewish.

But J. Robert Oppenheimer is absolutely Jewish. That was a whole fucking thing. Did he like mock up the bomb to be the blueprint was immediately, the first draft was it to look like a dreidel? And they're like, hey, this is a little stupid. Welcome. It's a little on the nose. Yeah.

There's a little on your nose. That's crazy. Dude, it's fucking. It's crazy. What is the big deal? Yeah. I just talked to build as a bomb. I just think it's funny to me that they would...

Yeah. Yeah, the fact that people are... Because to me, I'm like, bro, they didn't go far enough. That's really all it's about. I'm like, why not just a real covetous Jew, like the fucking propaganda? Why don't they just make them over like that? Then you can be angry. Then you're like, this is a fucking outrage.

How dare you do this? This nose is dumb, but like... I'm sure this clip is circulating right now. So, like, while I have your attention, everybody, If everybody who's watching this right now who's subscribed to Timcast unsubscribe and subscribe to us. I know this is the kind of thing

that attracts you. So we've got we've got a we've got that I don't know whatever. Trump is indicted again I think this is the real one

this is the Rico charge one this is how they got fucking Capone this is probably like this is probably actually the real one at the same time I have heard this a fucking million times I kind of don't care until I see him like with a ball

Until I see him with like a shackle around his ankle connected to a bowling ball in an orange jumpsuit mining fucking ore in a fucking quarry somewhere, I'm not really going to believe that he's ever going to go to jail. I just don't. Man, you, that is your, your, uh, that's a lot. What? That's a, that's a, your expectations are incredibly high where he's got to be doing some old school shit. I got to see, I have to see him, I have to see him making license plates in a, in a discontinued fucking school. Like, I won't accept I won't accept any other thing

Because to me it's like, this is like the eighth time I've heard this. Like in the eighth time Somebody was like, they're gonna get him on this! And it's like, okay, cool, whatever. I'm not invested in this at all. I could give a fuck what happens, quite frankly. I'm invested. I like this. It's fun. This one is a little bit different.

You know, I said people are jaded already, but this is the one that people always wanted. They were waiting for this one. Because for a lot of reasons, this motherfucker is gonna actually have to mugshot at this time. So finally he's going to have that dripped out fucking album cover that we've all wanted.

There's going to be the whole idea that say if he became president, he couldn't just wish this away. Right. Which is beautiful. You know what's... What's up?

I'm kind of curious. You said like, oh, that album cover, right? Yeah. Mugshots are mugshots public domain? and what I mean Yeah so what I mean by that is you could Put out an album and and have his mugshot be the cover

And you don't even have to Yeah it doesn't even have to be a big Like you don't even have to He can't even be like that's a picture of me Because it's public domain It just belongs to everybody I wonder if that's how that works I feel like it is because it wouldn't make sense

For you to own your mugshot That doesn't make any sense Yeah no true I feel like people who make and go after you Or the county whoever took the picture or whatever the place I took it maybe even but I feel like that's even a stretch because

it's it's somebody's got arrested their mugshot is usually very easy to get a hold of so yeah that's a public infrastructure you Google the Google person mugshot and you got it that's what you gotta do it you know it's crazy you could do that with AI you could do that with AI now

you could just like Google like you could theoretically just be like Tom Sweeney mugshot in the fucking chat GPT or fucking mid journey or whatever And it would, it would probably, it would probably figure it out. But, but I want you bald with a swatka on your fucking head. That's crazy. Crazy turncoat, you know. That'd be cool as shit, man.

You bald in jail is a hilarious image to me. Who me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been bald so many times? No, bald in jail. No, you don't understand. Not since I've known you, though. There's a difference.

Between bald and bald in jail. Oh, you're right. Because bald in jail is like, I don't know, man, you're getting, you're getting come. You're getting come rubbed in your head. You know, you're getting all sorts of, you're getting all sorts of things going on. Rubbed in your head. Yeah, they carve a bullseye into your fucking skull and then they start coming on it. That's brutal.

Jail is brutal, man. Jail is brutal, man. Like, I had a, I saw like this. Not even prison. That's jail. That's, yeah, that's county jail. That's like next that's the jail across the street from like the fucking The gas station

On your main road That's where they that's where they That's where they put like shoplifters And like people who like pee in public You know, it's just like oh or like drunken and rowdy people They just bring them to that jail where they get their fucking arms twisted They get their fucking skull caved in and cum down They get the thing that they crack the eggs

with they do it to your skulls, David. You know what's crazy? I have a very, I have a very, I didn't, I give you a few gentle knocks into this little divvy in head and they cover it. You know what's crazy? I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I haven't thought about this in so long, but like my aunt worked, she, she worked in the jail, but it was like a jail. It wasn't like a prison.

And I remember going to the jail and like just hanging out at the jail as like a seven year old. I remember this very distinctly And it was very Because I remember some guy I remember seeing specifically some guy In like one of the cells It was like this this like thin white guy

And he was like Oh man Oh man Oh man Like over and over again This is a wild experience A flashback I don't know man

I think he was just I think it was just like He probably didn't get booked on something serious But he was probably like Oh man I don't want The fact that I'm in jail right now It's really stressful. And like, I'm really here.

God damn it, dude. I think he was getting a, like, he was getting the rules explained to him that he's going to have to get his, his fucking skull carved in and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He just heard it. Hey, yo, you next.

He's like, oh, man. You're next. I'm going to whittle your fucking skull. That would be like a prison art. That's like some well-respected artist in prison. like carves like beautiful like art into people's heads. Like he's like that's Jeffrey the artist.

Like he's actually like really fucking talented. You should see his work. He's the banksie of jail. The banksie of the county jail. What you crying for punk? This is an honor. And he's just like just sculpting the grooves out of his head, dude. I love it.

All right. Let's let's, uh, I don't know, man. Quite frankly, there's not much going on. Something else happened that I just saw all the podcast was on and I can't believe it happened for real. I know you saw. I know what you saw. I know what you saw. I saw it too.

I didn't. I didn't mean to see it, but I saw it. What did you see? I show speed. Yep. Oh yeah, his dick fell out of his pants, right? Dick fell out of his pants on live stream. You sound really excited.

I don't know. I don't know how he keeps. I don't know how he keeps. Like, he's, like, there was, he lit firecrackers in his room. He's, like, there's this shit that I'm like, what? I understand that he's quote unquote young, but not. Like, when I was his age, none of that shit happened to me. Now, to be fair, I didn't have millions of people watching me.

But I feel like that would cause me even to act, like, a little bit more carefully. You can still, wow, that out of shit. The thing is that they want, they don't follow him because. They follow him because of his antics. They like him screaming and shit, but like... Let me just say this. This is not an accident. That's not an accident.

Is Dick falling out? No, it isn't an accident. What is he sitting with boxers and then he humps the screen? Come on. Like, if it was an accident, it was a planned accident that he knew would happen at some point if he did it. And now he's getting fucking, you know, attention for it. That's it. Like, it's all these people fucking do is they do shit for attention.

Like, I don't buy it. I mean, you are right about the attention thing. I just feel like the reason why. I remember not the day, but the era when I switched from boxers to boxer briefs. And my immediate thought was, why the fuck was I ever wearing boxers? That stupid hole in the front that has no cover. My penis would fall of it all the time. Yeah.

Boxer briefs are a life changer, dude. Yeah. They're just better underwear. The concept of the boxes are so fucking stupid where I'm like, bro, because even tidy why is keep your piece secured. but boxers just didn't have that button in front or anything my dick would always fall out Tiny Whitey's of the superior underwear I have

I have not seen tidy whiteys in like I forgot what they looked like quite honestly Like I know why the superior underwear though They're the superior underwear They're pretty good they just need to be not white That's really the only problem That was really the only fucking problem I feel like tidy white as you put them on your gun and shoot yourself

I'm like this is a matter of time before you shoot yourself Why you wear them I feel like they the way they caress your body it makes it so easy to shit yourself. It just doesn't feel like real underwear to be like I'm thinking about

I'm thinking about Tiny Whitties and I'm thinking about the cartoon version of that. Tiny Wydies is what you're calling of that's crazy. I might have another name we're just call them Tiny Witey. They're supposed they're called briefs. So like that's when you get boxer briefs right.

So like there's fucking briefs like I actually bought a um this was years ago. I was like I forgot what this feels like because I only wore tidy Whitey says a really young kid because my mom just fucking got that got that shit. I bought briefs in not white and it's very uncomfortable. I didn't like the how it rides up in the crotch region where the briefs, the boxer part, where it's, you know, on your thigh lower.

Yeah. It's, it's different. It doesn't feel comfortable to me at all. So like if you try to, you probably feel the same way. It just feels a little weird. I like telling you way stuff. I like how they feel like they're grabbing me, you know? Yeah.

Oh, so you like that. I feel like the snug feeling. I can't even, I can't. I can't even conceptualize seeing this. The sausage are snug. You know, the eggs and sauce are snug right now. If you go to the gyms and you, the locker rooms, because old people still wear them.

They never switched over. They still wear them. And old people still sit around naked, which pisses me off. Where I'm like, I don't care. It's so funny. You go to the gym, take a shower. There's this one dude hardest stone shower.

I'm like, bud, what are you doing? First of all, you're in cold water right now. You should not be this hard. You are a, you're a miracle of science. Second of a why. I'm telling you. Did the workout do that? If I saw that, I probably wouldn't go back into the locker room.

Luckily, I've never seen that dude. He's like, he's like laying down after the workout, like on the wall and his dick is holding him up. And he's just like, God damn, that was a good workout. He's like, y'est, like, y'all. Oh, dude. I mean, some of them, bitches, man,

some of the shit that they're wearing is kind of like, it's probably that. Some of them know what they're doing, like to the point where the spandics are so tight. The, what do you call the leggings? It's just so fucking tight where I'm like,

I know, I can map out your cellular, everything. I can see, it's too, I can see too much. This is, you're overdoing it.

It's too much. I, I know exactly. what your fucking camel toe like I know everything about it. I don't know you go looking for women I got looking for men, bro. You see, we have different focuses when we go there. Well see, I have no problem with the men doing that. That's fine.

That's okay. Right on, right on brother. But for the woman, it's like, ew. I actually was, uh, I didn't, uh, I didn't notice that I usually wear a, uh, an two XL hoodie when I work out, but then I wasn't one day and I have these extremely tight fucking

workout pants and I didn't really notice but they're so tight that you can just completely see the imprint, like you can, oh there's the head, there's, and I was like, oh shit, like I actually felt embarrassed that I didn't notice because I'm so used to it being covered and so I was walking around with the gym

where you're like, oh, you can clearly you know draw my penis. Like you relatively know what it looks like and I was like oh, that's a problem. I can't wear this other hoodie. And yeah, I mean, it's a big fucking deal, right? I mean, but it's still. if you don't want people to see your shit then it gets weird

when you want people like say if I was trying to show off you know I would have kind of stroke myself a little bit got a nice and warm going to sauna let it just hang a little more than then then start strutting around I wasn't ready I wasn't ready at all

I'm like all right so let's walk around with dildos in our pants let's see what happens that would be so funny yeah just to like see what like what the reaction is All wrong with the 10 of my pants, bro. Three?

It's just like a fucking, fucking birdfoot. Like a flail? Like a three song flail. Like, yo, what is wrong with you? Dude, that's... What would the reaction be for that? Three penises? The cops.

So, let's, uh... I don't know, man. Let's get into some questions. We got a lot of questions. We have an unusually high number of questions this month. So I, I feel like we got to... We got to get into it with some of these. especially because, you know, these are our paying customers, our loyal supporters.

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You should buy gold. You should buy gold. because you'll never know when the American dollar is going to collapse and you're going to wish you had gold instead of food and guns and everything else. So you should really invest in gold

specifically buy a whole bunch of gold. That way you're the only person with gold in a time where people are going to be really looking for gold. They're not going to be looking for clean water or food or fucking, you know, any of that stuff. They're going to be looking for gold. That's what you got if you buy your gold.

When the inevitable civil war happens, purchase swords and learn how to use a bone arrow You'll be fine. It really does blow my mind to me how many people, how many people think like, it blows my mind how many people think like, oh, if the dollar becomes valueless, I'll have my gold. Like that's, that is such a crazy fucking thing to me. Like, I can't even fathom that people think that way. It's just people convincing them that's what's going to happen.

We're going to revert back to precious metals. Gold is still worth a lot, even though it's like, you know, gold is not worth it. Gold is completely fucking valueless. Like, there's nothing, in a situation where like, most of our money becomes completely unusable. In that scenario, yes. Yeah. Scenario, but gold is a heavily valued a commodity.

As right now. It's a heavily valued commodity. It's a heavily valued commodity in a current, in a world with a system. But that system will fall the fuck apart the second your dollar means nothing. That's crazy gold at the most. No one's going to be thinking about fucking gold. Yeah, there's not going to be enough to go around. So obviously they're not going to use that as the commodity.

Like, yeah, that is. No, no, it'll be a record like it was before. It'll be like, ooh, gold's worth more. It's less people have it. Yeah, but it's less than it's going to happen again. It's less because people with guns are just going to steal gold You don't understand. Once a dollar collapses, they're going to start.

Even guns are going to be pulled for a while, then they're going to fucking fall out of shot. You better not take my guns away, you piece of shit. That's not true. It's just shooting bullets for no reason. And then there's no bullets. Bullets become a fucking real high commodity as well. It's will become a commodity.

You black bitch. I see you. You try to take my guns. And then people start using bow and arrows again because that's It's the smarter way to do things. That's not going to, okay. And then swords. It's going to go back to bows and arrows and swords, man.

Buy my bucket of swamp. And you'll be your family will be protected. Buy my bucket of melted gold and you'll be fucking. It's just, it's just piss and glue. It's just piss glue and some adobe. They're so stupid. They think there's such a constant, like gold can just stay liquefied. Yeah, they're going to keep cooking it.

Candace. For liquid gold. Liquid gold. All right. Let's get into some of these questions. Bito my meido wrote in. He says, Hello, come sperm and semen.

My question today is rather simple. What's the most memorable cock block you've ever experienced? For me, my friends and I were drunk in a dorm with a bunch of girls and I had never met. And not much was happening at some point I brought up the idea of writing a screenplay

with Spark the Interest and almost all the girls there. But before I could get into it, My other drunk friend said, no, don't do it. It's going to be racist. That absolutely killed the mood and no one recovered from that. Have a wonderful day.

I can't even fathom. Why do people? Why do people cock block? I just know how people do that. I don't know, man. Hope you stone cold stuttered your friend, man. What the fuck? Yeah.

I hope you gave him a shocker in the middle of the night. Sort of such a dick afterwards. Like, now you got to suck it. Yeah, right? No, you got to suck it. It's like, what you've done is you've, you've substituted is what you've done. So you have to take the place.

I'm getting a blowjob. All you've done is a shirt now it's you. Yeah, welcome. Thank you for that. Welcome to the Lions Den. That was the plan all along. Yeah, honestly, probably. It's like his boys dig.

Fucking slow game player. I've never really been cock-blocked pretty badly. I've had girls tell like other girls like, oh, he cheats like he cheats on their girlfriends like that. I'm like, that's crazy. I'm 17. I've had like two girlfriends. and both of them have dumped me. But I've seen,

I've seen Jalen get cocked, blocked like a vine in person. It's crazy. It's, our friend Jalen. You weren't there for that. You weren't there for that. I remember seeing it occasionally.

I remember, so I won't name him, but like there's, there's a person that we knew a long time ago. Who, I watched him just completely get in the way. And it was so egregious. And I actually, I genuinely don't think he understood what he was doing.

But Jalen understood the, like, he understood the ramifications more than the other guy did. And he was like, what do you do? Why are you doing this to me? Like, I remember he, I think he asked him that question. I think he asked him, he pulled him aside. He's like, why are you doing, like, pleading. Like, why are you doing this to me? He pulled him aside for real and was like, yo, dude, what the fuck?

It might be, it might be. Dude, it might be like a, it. This is an old memory. This might be like mostly fiction. It might be like, it might not have happened in the way that I remember. I remember that story directly too. You really?

But for me, there was one time we were in, we were in Manhattan, right? We were all dancing at a club and like, at like fucking, we were all like 21. We just hit the ability

to be able to do shit like that. And some girl was dancing with Jalen. And then her, like, they were, they met it. The eyes met across the bar. And they started going to,

some girl came in front. She has a boyfriend. I remember seeing that happen. And I was like, that's really. I was like half talking to another girl than I saw that and I was just like, that just happened? Well, that's not cockpocking though, is it? That is it.

That girl, if they were doing the eye contact thing, she wasn't there to be loyal. And her stupid fucking friend for two reasons, not to really just, she's not looking out for her best interests. That friend's a bitch. She wants to ruin that chick's night. because she's mad that she can't find a man, and that girl has a man and is getting dick on the side. I don't know, man. I don't know.

Chris, I don't know. Chris, no, no fucking girl needs to be babysat and say like, that's what it is. A girl herself can say, I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend. You know what? Your friend doesn't need to do that. I'll, I guess. I don't know.

I feel like it's, that's on a level where, like, I almost feel like it's not as bad. You know, I don't think it's as, it's nearly as bad. It isn't as bad as a guy swooping in or some shit or whatever. Like, obviously that's, you know, it's like fucking, yeah. If two single, if two actually sing, I'll put it this way, if two actually single people are, like, engaging in something and some guy comes in and fucks it up or some girl comes in and fucks it up for one or both of them, that's worse than, to me,

somebody who's trying to cheat and then gets, you know, fucked over in some way. Like I might even if it's for the reasons Even if it's for like insecure reasons She had a boyfriend I think her friend was being a cunt It's that could be it too It could also be That's the thing

You don't know Yeah we're speculating But it's plausible I choose to believe the story I believe Yeah I mean fair Fair enough It's just all of those like They have all of those fucking schemes

Do it at clubs and shit Like It's a lot of It's so I'm like It wouldn't surprise me If it was some shit Like oh I don't like this guy So I'm gonna tell

Whatever him to fuck off on my own behalf, even though the chick probably would have been. It's almost like, it kind of reminds me of in this kind of different scenario, but the same vibe, where there'd be a girl you'd be like kind of interested in, but you're not sure what your boys would think. So you kind of like blow her off because like, you know, you're like, even though like if you were by yourself, you totally would have been into her and shit. Kind of like this vibe thing that it's stupid social pressure and shit.

It is really dumb. that's a really frustrating thing. The worst. That that's even like a factor. Yeah. That is something that I would fucking give any advice to some young ass fucking people going through that shit in school be like, who gives a fuck?

At the end of the day, what does it matter? You're probably all your friends are going to be dead in a few years anyway. So just go after. Jesus. All your friends are going to die from meth anyway, so it's fucking do what you got to do. Yeah, what do they know?

Oh, cop luck. I have an interesting story. I don't know if I told this on the podcast before. Tell me if it sounds familiar, but technically I got cock blocked by the band POD. Does that sound familiar? Yeah, I remember that story? Yeah. Okay, so you remember that one?

Okay. I don't remember this. I don't remember. Well, someone's asking the question, so it's irrelevant to the topic. Oh, right, right, right. You might as well go over it because I don't know. I don't remember. Yeah, so this was just a little bit outside of high school.

While I was in high school, I broke up with this girl, you know, because, you We're getting up at the middle of the night to, like, hang out and shit. And I'm like, yo, I'm going to fuck up this bitch's, like, college career and shit. She's going to, like, you know, not do well. So I just was like, nah, this is dumb. I'm fucking, I'll be a deviant. You focus on school. She got all mad, but we reconnected the next year, you know, started hooking up.

But then she went to a POD show. She went to a POD show and it was like the result of some other Christian bands that were involved. And she said it was like life. changing. Do you remember that shit? I do. Essentially, she didn't want to smash anymore because she saw fucking POD and I'm like, bro, I used to really like POD

and now I swear I'm a little salty still. I'm like, these fucking guy, like, they deprive me a pussy, which is like crazy. Is it that big of a deal? It's not a big deal at all. It's not even remotely a big deal. It's the principle of it, right? Yeah, it's not even.

It's just, this scenario is so silly to me. Wait, what? What? You got to wait me getting some put. I hate you for the rest of my life, bro. I hate you. I still resent. Dude, I still resent girls that I came over to their houses to chill. We didn't do anything. I still resent them. That's so crazy. I love that. I'm years beyond it, but I still resent them. I'm like, why did you even bring me over? You can't be years. You can't be years beyond it and still resent it. That's not, those are two contradicting things. No, no, no, no, no, you say, I know, I said, I understand it was, I'm years beyond it, but I still hate, it's like, why would, why did you waste my time? Like, if you ever, I'm a young teenage boy, let me go have fun. Instead, you're doing this to me.

It is, it is perplexing. I mean, I even, I even, uh, this was probably like, 2000, 2017, 2018 or something. There's some, like, some girl that I couldn't figure her out. And it was like one of those, I'm hanging out there. And she's like, poker face. So I'm like, is this, what the, what the, what the, what the, what the. fuck is this? I don't understand what's happening. I had a date like that. I had a date like that like somewhat recently. Like in the last like two years I had a date. Yeah. That I went on and she seemed like really excited to like, you know, meet up or whatever and like I, we went to this like restaurant or this bar in like Manhattan. And I remember just meeting up. And then she just didn't say anything. Like I was supposed to like carry the conversation entirely. Like, And every time I would suggest something, she would say something else and then I would continue and then she would, it was like one word responses or like one sentence responses to what I was saying.

So I had to constantly like change the subject like like an insane amount of like two like I did not have enough subjects like straight up. And at a certain point I was like, I don't know what to say to this person. And what baffled me too about that was like we spent like basically like. like the whole night together talking like me trying to speak yeah and after we went after we got dinner i was like let's go to let's go get pizza because like we we needed i was looking for things that we could do that would make it harder for us to speak you know what i mean so like like oh we're eating right now we're not going to be talking the whole time and then i got a message next day it's like hey that was really fun you want to do it again i was like what what does that mean it was so

stressful. Never have those problems, never have those problems. That was the only bad date I've ever been. That was sincerely the only date I've ever had that was even remotely like that. It's crazy. I never let that shit happen.

I'm hanging out with a girl. As soon as the moment I feel like like if I want me, I'm out of there. I'm leaving you behind. You just straight up, you don't even say anything. You just leave. Bitch die. You're not, for my time.

Power walk away. Get struck by lightning. Fuck you. I'm too nice. I can't. can't do that. I can't do that. I would like to be able to. I would like, I would like, gentle. I would like to be able to do that, but I can't do it. Yeah, let him down.

That's not even being too nice. That's somebody wasting your time. So just like, leave. Yeah, but I was in the city, I was in the city for that reason. So like, I would have just had to like, Go home. What? Go back up state. No, that's like a $40 fucking thing. I'm like, I'm not going to go back up with and get nothing. First of all, I wanted to see like if, you know, if I could turn it into, you know, something. Something. But like, but like it just, at the end of it,

it just like it wasn't even, it wasn't even where, like I was just like, I do want to go. You wouldn't believe how many bad dates I've just left. I'm like, well,

no, not many, but I've definitely realized I'm not getting into vagina and I've made excuses and left. I've never had a bad day. I've just never had a bad date. All right.

Well, yeah. I've, I've just straight up, never had a bad date. I've had, that was the only day I had, the only bad day I've ever had in my life.

And it happened. And it happened when I was like, like, Dude, it's crazy. I've done it before. The date's not going where I want to go. I hit up, I hit up, Elliot, Jalen, Chris, Joe. That's crazy because that's what women do.

That's a few minutes. That's like the woman's tactic. Hold on, you're right. Now that you're saying this, I have employed that before. Like, I have been like, yo, call me. And. Yeah, because that's usually what you hear women do. Yeah, yeah.

You've done that to me. This guy sucks dick. You've done that to me, Chris. I've been the person you've done that to you before. Chris, I've not done that to you. Chris, I swear on my. literally existed to have done that to me. I've asked you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do. I remember that specifically. I was, yeah, yeah. Okay. It's crazy. Yeah, I, it works. And I was like, yeah, I got you.

Yeah, I got you. I've never done that before. You did it really horribly. Thank God. I would, I was thinking I was, I would put it on speaker phone. And thank God I didn't. Thank God I didn't because you would not have sold it well. But it did work.

It got me out of it because I was like, yo, awkward. I'm not going to explain. I'm in like a, I'm in an apartment that I really should, I really would like to get out of. But I don't have a good excuse to leave because I just got here. Call me very soon and tell me that, like, I think I told, told you to tell me that, like,

something in the apartment was like, it was like, yeah, something, like some appliance that we had was, like, flooding or something in the apartment. And I had to come help fix it. I was like, all right, well, I got to go home. My house is flooding. I don't want to fucking deal with that. And it worked. It was a good, it was good.

But, I mean, that's, that's weird to me because the only way. You've never done that? No, I've never had. The only thing, the only closest thing I've ever done was, uh, tender. When tender was fairly like popping 2013, something like that, 2014, um, there was a woman that clearly lied about her age. She was like a lot old. older than she was in her picture.

And so when I showed up, I was like, what the fuck is this, bro? That's the safer one. Older is safer. Oh, you mean? Oh, you thought younger. Oh, no, no, no. No, no. She was, like, much older.

And I was like, what the fuck is this bullshit? Like, she's, this chick is not like, she's got to be. Was she aged past fine at least? She was, she was, she was, look, she wasn't even done up. That was, like, the most egregious thing. Because I think she just wanted, like, oh, casually come over and smash type of deal. because she was not even like, oh, let me get dolled up or nothing like that. Like I got to impress this nigga.

No, so I show up and I'm like, what the? I was like, are you fucking for real? And so I'm disappointed. So I tell her, my phone's in my pocket. And I tell her, oh, my bad, I left my phone in my car. I was just going to go grab it. And I just fucking took off. It just fucking took off.

Never came back. That's crazy. Yeah, because that was just crazy. I wish I was using Tinder because I would have definitely been mom hunting on Tinder of time. Mom's a cool man. I'll never have been mom hunting. If you're specifically, I don't even care.

I probably would have been mad even if like it's the idea of just don't bullshit me. Like what the hell? Like what if she was fine? What if she was fine? If she was fine, I'm sure I would have powered through. Like, and then I would have been just annoyed later when I left. Like this dumb bitch.

But I probably still would have did it. But the fact that like this lazy fucking entrapment broad. I never had a chance to. Never had to do my. Never had to do my mom days. Man, never got to do that. I'm so jealous everybody. Oh, there's a lot, man, there's a lot of things.

Like, I'm thinking about that kind of thing. Like, oh, the check little check marks things. And I'm like, oh, I didn't do that. Did you do that? And I was like, oh, interesting. There's like a trillion things you're never going to do. And the only reason why that happens, though, is because you're just living life. You're not thinking about it.

Not like, say, oh, someday I'm going to settle down. Let me fucking do all the dumb shit. And then you just, you don't think about it. You also can't tell when you're going to fucking fall in love. like that. You don't know. It's going to happen one day. And I'll be like, well, damn, I'm doing this. Yeah, I definitely, I told myself for sure, I'm like, I am

not, I am not interested in any more, like, I'm just going to fix myself, I don't get a fuck about long distance shit anymore. I always kept my options open, right? I always kept my options open. And then all of a sudden, this dumb shit happened again. And I'm like, what the, what the fuck, man? And I tell this to people. I know it's a running

joke that like, this is, this is my thing. This is my preference and I'm like I swear to you on everything I have never pushed the issue when it came to this shit I usually like oh let me go on a dating website let me go on I tried a website called the or app called Bumble where it's supposedly it's supposed to be a better experience or some shit and then uh still same fucking problems is local I don't know man I don't know what was up with Cali the local I just had horrible luck with local bitches man like even when it was like Oh, we're so compatible. We're so like, oh, fucking you're a huge fan of the Simpsons.

You're into this and you're this and that and shit. And then some dummy fucking bullshit would just like happen. I'm like, bro. And then all of a sudden... Dating apps are horrible. Like, I'm really glad. I'm really glad I never... Like, I never even...

I've never used them actually. Like, it makes... Never either. I made profiles on them out of curiosity, just purely just to see like I wonder... Just curious to see if I could... I would get nibbles. And that was it. Like, I wouldn't talk to people.

Um... I don't know, man. But I mean, going back to the question. Back in the day, I thought they were fine. Oh, yeah, sorry, go ahead. Well, I was going to say, like, I've, I can't recall a single time where I've ever had a, where I've been cock-clog? I don't think so.

Yeah, it's not really, my friends and I, we all, we all understood the message. We didn't have any, like, friends on the spectrum that would, or, or, God forbid, a guy, one guy tried. One guy tried. I was visiting. I was in Arizona visiting. and a guy like this hot, blunt, dude, I want to, guys, people, go to Arizona if you want to fucking get some women, if you're having trouble.

I don't know what the hell is going on with there, but like the hottest, I was like the most bummish. Bro, I went to a bar wearing a brown Jimmy Hendrix hoodie that had holes in it. It was falling apart. And like, the most beautiful chick in that bar, like, I pulled her. and there was a pretty decent looking guy that was actually trying to cock block me was my friend's friend

but since he was like some fucking fuck boy she wasn't interested and so he got shut down and he was pissed off that was the closest where he tried to cock block me but she was like they're into like I don't know

I think they're into like bums dude because my dating experience when I was in Arizona when I lived there at the time I'd visit it was like it was way better

than any place I lived it was weird It was fucking really weird So I'm just saying anybody You got friends in there? Yeah, dating California's, you're right California's different Dating New Yorkers suck though

Dating New Yorkers is horrible New York girls is terrible Terrible Terrible women But um I don't agree with that at all New York City girls New York City girls are horrible

New York City girls are like like really really really bad They're worse than Hollywood bitches you think Disagree They're up there with good L.A. girls New York City girls are terrible terrible, Chris. I disagree.

City girls? The ones that talk like our aunts? What? What? They are terrible. They don't talk like your They don't talk like my aunts.

I don't know what you're talking about. They talk like my fucking aunts, bro. I think you're saying that because I think I think, well here's what I think this is going on. I think I think you're saying that. I think you're saying that because your experience with those people

is specifically when you were when you were young and an idiot. And so you were also attracting young idiots as opposed to being an adult now where you're not. Although you are still incredibly stupid. It's a different situation.

I mean, hey, bro. Yeah, but I'm thriving somehow, which is also doesn't make sense. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a conundrum of a human. But, yeah, yeah, I don't know. I think, uh, if all jokes aside, I think everywhere is kind of the same. Um, I just think that you have to deal with like different kinds of just, you know, like, I feel like Californians are the problem with Californians are there just, uh, I don't think, I think genuinely people from California don't understand.

other people exist. Like, I think they're able to inconvenience others in a way that I've never been able. I've never seen before because I just don't think they take the moment to be like, oh, that'll convenience somebody. Yeah. You know what I thought yesterday? I just want to say this real quick, just to piggyback on what you were saying about Callie. Yesterday, I was at the gym.

And I made that I came to the conclusion that this girl must be from Callie just because she was working out like right next to me. And when she was done, she took out this giant spray bottle and just, and then fuck pieced out and like I have bad allergies so I was like what the and I was like this California she moved here

she's from California because that's the type of shit that that's like the type of shit I just don't think they understand and you mean to other people that's what I think it is I don't think that they're selfish they're oblivious

I just don't think they I don't think they understand that like outside of me there's other beings that deserve respect as well too nothing it is and I think for me

for people from New York I don't think people from New York are very they just they're a little too self-centered for me from the girls I've met they're very very very very self-absorbed as long as they have Tim's in New York fitted I'm cool

dude trust me those girls are the worst bro trust me you know what you don't want to Tim Tim's is a give that's like cheetah print tattoo we're like nah man you got to stay away from

you don't want those men stay away from but uh all right that's all I did I want to get through. I want to get through some more of these. Spent a long time. Yeah, it's definitely do it. So let's, okay, so little nigg planet wrote in. He says, hey, guys, I've returned with another question.

Which option is worse? Or which is worse? Expressing ideas that are actively harming others because you believe them to be true or because of grifting and making a profit. Both feel especially relevant in our current situation. I'm curious to hear your thoughts have a good one. Grift is definitely worse. Definitely grifting.

Grifting. Grifting is worse? Infidently, yes. It's almost like you, it's hard to be completely mad at ignorant motherfuckers that. They just don't know. They don't know better. Think about theocracy, man, like how horrible religion has been for society. And it's hard to be so angry at these people because some people are so genuinely just decent,

but some of their beliefs are so fucking wild towards like, they're kind souls, but they're also incredibly bigoted because of the, you know, and it's like, fuck. It's like a... Think of it like this. Most Christians I've met, for real. For real, they're not bad. They're actually good people.

Like, think of, uh, what's that guy's name? The demon-looking guy. Kenneth Copeland, is that it? Kenneth Copeland? Yeah. Have you seen that fucking... He's literally a demon. And he's a demon in human skin.

Even his hair is a little bit up like horns. It doesn't even make any sense. I think Kenneth Culpins is the right name. And that guy, clearly he doesn't believe what he acts. He's like, that is evil personified versus, you know, even the fucking, the Muslim that blows himself up and shit, where I'm more mad at, like, a person that's grifting, telling him to do it than the person that's actually like, you know what I'm saying? Grifting is worse. Grifting, grifting, you understand it's not true. and you're feeding

and misinformation of people that would believe it's because of the fact that they're believable. They're very questionable. You're actively... You're actively poisoning people's minds further than they already would be for profit while understanding

that it's wrong. I just wish I was evil enough to do it, man. I just wish I was I was evil enough to do it. It would... The thing that does suck about the world is that it would benefit you. It would benefit you, greatly to be that evil.

Like, that is a really sad reality about the world is that it, it, it, it really does pay incredible dividends to be just the worst. And the opposite is pretty much never true. Like, there's no, like, yeah, yeah. Being a good, being a good person is beneficial. It's beneficial to you. It's beneficial to you, it's beneficial to you in the sense that, like, it's beneficial to you in the sense that you can sleep well at night like you know you're you're comfortable with

yourself like one no but it doesn't your pockets are thin swing yeah yeah being no being being being being being a person is beneficial but being a shitty person is more beneficial that's what we're talking about that's literally what we're being a good person is like being a person that's willing to help other people that tell the truth they do think that's still beneficial well I mean it's just you know I you know it's it's it's beneficial it's it's it is it is beneficial it's it is it is beneficial to you and almost exclusively to you like it feels like it's a very very

very self-contained system where it's like you act good to people you are good to people and therefore you feel good because of that and you sleep well because of that your you know your your general I don't know demeanor is positive

like it's not it doesn't it doesn't spill out into any negativity as opposed to like but you're not going to succeed very much. Like you're not going to, you're never going to have like, you're not going to be Jeff Bezos unless you're evil. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're not going to reach the upper ups without being a bad person.

Yes, I agree. That's what I'm saying. If you're like a good person, I live a comfortable life. I don't bother anybody. I have people I care about that. Working hard, keeping your head down. But even then, you have to worry about as a good person,

the fact that there are bad people around you. So like a good, that's the ultimate, that's game theory. Actually, it's the ultimate dilemma right there. Right, yeah. So I don't want to be bad, but other people are bad. So I'm going to be bad in preparation for the bad people to do bad things. Exactly. I think most people, I think most people are bad because they think other people are bad on the way.

I think so, too. I think a lot of it is self-defense, self-defense sincerely. I think it's like, well, I'm going to, I'm going to, even just in the in a in a in a framework of like I'll put it this way I've had situations where I have opened up to people like people that I trust very or people that I like you know have a have a connection with and I've opened I confided certain things in them and then at some point they like flip it on me where it's like oh well now I'm going to tell other people this this this private stuff that you've confided in me and it's like well that's pretty fucked up if I was a bad person I would have just lied or never told you any of this stuff. And I would have been right to do that. You gotta choose better, bud. No, but like, I mean, like, it's, it's just, uh, it is, it is unfortunate that it just, it

really is just incredibly beneficial to just be a scumbag. It does generally, like, kind of come back and, like, but there are, and I'll say this. I do generally believe that it always comes around, but I do think, that there's a chance that the time it takes for it to come around can be so long that the people just outlive it. It's like that Jimmy Saville guy. Do you know that guy from Britain from like the 60s or 70s or whatever? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, everybody loved him. Yeah, they put statues up of him and he was like super successful. And then he died. And then after he died, everything came out of him. So his legacy's ruined, but he didn't experience any of that. Like he lived a fucking, you know, a life that he loved. And at that point, it don't matter. Like so...

At that point, it doesn't matter, yeah. Yeah. I feel like karma only exist if you believe in it. Like, say, when people subconsciously get themselves in the negative situations because they feel guilty for what they've done. But if you don't feel guilty at all, like, you're going to be fine. Like, all these evil, hateful people just living crazy long lives because they're fueled by their...

For the love of hate and greed. I think you're totally right. Because a lot of that stuff, a lot of that stuff is like ultimately like self-sabotaged stuff. or it's like I feel guilty about this thing. And so I'm going to act in ways. Like I feel like I should get caught. So I'm going to do like these. But if you're not thinking that, dude,

you're fucking clear for easy street, man. When I worked at Dunkin' Donuts, my manager was such a bitch to me. She would talk down to me. She would yell at me. She'd asked me to stay late when I know I couldn't have at school. She was, she would yell at me how I didn't do shit, right?

Bro, when I quit that job, I physically felt sick because when I quit, I left the new person. I was like, yeah, I'm not doing this. I can't talk to me like this. I was like 19. I quit. And literally I went to hang out with my friends who were smoking and I physically felt ill.

Like my body was like, that was the last, that was the most human reaction I had in my life. And it felt disgusting. It felt like, oh, I'm so weak that this person mistreating me. Still, I want to help this other human that was there. I left that new bitch. Oh, she was her second day. I left her on a job by herself. Walk the fuck out when I spoke to my friends.

It was one of the most fuck things ever did in my life. But this shit like that where I'm like, that's such a human weakness where you're like, you do something like, even now when I do something bad, like when I do something I don't feel like I did right, I still feel gross about it. And I'm like, damn, bro. That is just stupid-ass empathy. This is a weak feeling, but I have so much of it. Yeah.

Yeah, I just, I wish I didn't. I wish I was fucking, I had a compound with skate parks and shit. You know what I mean? Like, fuck it. I just can't. I can't fucking do it. All right. I would never grift.

I would never grift. I would never grift. I would never grift. I would never grift. I couldn't do it either. If we could have done it, we would have done it already. Exactly.

It's, it's, I can't be someone that tells people like, I can't go up against science and be like, this is a, there's science that this thing can kill you. And then I, at my face,

knowing that people are watching me, be like, that's not true. And they believe me and they die. Because I would get one letter of the person dying from someone. some shit that I said that was stupid and that shit would destroy me, dude. That would ruin me.

I'd have to get no fan mail, no fan interaction. This kind of goes into this question to, Commander and Cueifrode. He says, howdy. From YouTubers scamming their fans or trying to have sex with biners to normal people just unloading on anyone in the service industry. Why do you think that as soon as anyone has the smallest bit of power, they immediately use it in the worst way possible? and how do you think you've avoided it in your own lives

and given the podcast growing success? Power corrupts. It's a thing. Power to corrupt you. I think it just really comes down to because we kind of live in bubbles and we forget how many people, like say for example, YouTube,

it's kind of staggering, astonishing when I think about how many people have careers via YouTube or something. It's a lot of fucking people. I feel like most of them, we never hear about them, most of them are fine. They're just doing their thing.

But then we hear about those small amounts of pieces of shit that happened to, you know, get some notoriety or get some fame, whatever influence, what the fuck you want to call it? And I feel like we and then plenty of other people, we're pretty normal for the most part. So even though like we've gained an audience,

we're just fucking people. Like, we're just normal. We're just regular fucking people for the most part. So, but then there's the other person that, you know probably works an office job thinks about diddling kids but doesn't have an opportunity happens to get fucking popular on YouTube somehow and now it's like oh sweet I have access to kids now you know like so crazy since we like fucking adults with like you know big boobies and and and

butts and stuff like that shit just don't happen but but like that shit I'd never understand that dude I'm like I see big boobies and my eyes pop out of my head and I'm just like I see big booty. I don't want a fucking dumb bitch that hasn't, like, get the fuck out of here. What the fuck is this? Fucking dummies. How the fuck is that even? I don't know. I'm not going to get into that shit. That's a whole, their braids are

fucked. They're just wrong. They're just wrong on every fucking, on every fucking level. But, I don't know, man. I feel like, I feel like the second, I do think any amount of power is

immediately destabilizing. It's Because I don't think people are necessarily designed. Maybe design isn't the right word. But I don't think people are necessarily meant to grapple with that much control over. I don't think our brains are really prepared for it. Certain people are, but they're not the vast majority. I don't think so. I don't think that's true.

I think some people are built to be leaders. I think some people are built to be leaders. I don't agree. You know what I think it is? I think there are certain people who are sociopaths. and I think that's what I don't think it's I don't think it's necessarily that like some people's brains can handle that I think it's just some people's brains don't give a shit and it's usually brains that are not all that good I don't know man I don't know man because we even even think of tribes think of tribes before we got into all this show but even tribes but there were hedge they were head to and there were right there were still things broken down no no no no no you're missing you're not you're not understanding I think people can conceptualize leading a community.

I just don't think people can conceptualize realistically leading thousands of people. I don't think that was built into our brains that. I don't think our brains are meant for that. And so when we do something, I think when we get praise, right? Like when I put out a video and it gets like 500,000 views and like fucking like, I don't know, however many fucking likes and comments and like thousands and thousands and thousands of people or like praising it or whatever or praising me, that's weird.

The brain is not meant to receive that amount of praise. It's also not meant to receive that amount of criticism either. I can't imagine that a caveman receives even a fraction of like the feedback that an average, you know, that we do, you know, as even as low tier as far as. as like fame goes content creators like we are on the lower end but i remember specifically feeling like i i'll put it this way i remember feeling one time i went outside and i and i was outside and i was walking around and i didn't get recognized and i remember thinking oh that's a bummer and i remember thinking like whoa why what is that that's so weird that shouldn't be like because it was almost like it was like a measure of success right where it's like oh i'm going out i'm getting

recognize and a second I don't it's like oh am I failing like what's going on this fucking weird it's interesting yeah and that and that's by the way at my level I can't even imagine somebody at like fucking like you know PewDie Pye this level or fucking you know somebody who's like way way bigger and I noticed that and I was able to kind of like nip that shit in the bud where it's like I don't like the way that my brain's making making sense of all this but I don't think a lot of people have that self-awareness I think maybe some people do I think I think we're I think we're capable of more than we think but I think at the same time

we need to get ourselves in a place where that's fine. Because I think mentally we're capable of so much more than we let ourselves, we think we are. Do you think that we can levitate? Are you one of those people? No, not that. But being able to departmentalized, like, lots of trauma that happens to us, being able to understand our emotions properly. That shit is impressive things that we are capable of doing. We just aren't geared towards doing it.

We're not geared towards it. and we're capable of doing it, but it's not geared towards doing that. And I think a lot of things... Understanding large quantities of numbers is, I think that's a little bit different. Yeah, it's just... I think that's true,

but I think there needs to... It shouldn't be like... You know, it shouldn't be all in one person's hands. I think obviously as communities grow and as people grows, things need to grow along with it to help people departmentalize what's going on. Or like, they're being like a one person,

like a one person leading a nation of 7 million is insane, you know, it shouldn't be one person doing that. There needs to be delegations branched out. So like we have, we're supposed to have. But even just the nature. There's one person that hasn't have control. There shouldn't be one soul being with control. But that's kind of beyond the, like, I guess, like, it's more about the fact that, like,

hey, man, this is, this is weird. You know, like, it's weird to exist in a place where you understand that hundreds of thousands, potentially millions cumulatively have an opinion about you or have praised or deeply criticized you. I don't think people are, I don't think people's brains are meant for that. And I think it's very, very easy for people to either fall deep into that system where they're like, well, I'm, look at all these people praising me. I can't do anything wrong. Like, let me fucking, yeah, big deal. So what?

I'm, you know, talking to this fucking minor or whatever, you know what I mean? Like that's how that shit happens. That's how that shit happens because like they're in their heads. They're like, I'm a fuck. I'm so cool. Like millions of people love me. You know, this can't be wrong. Like, how could it be wrong if I'm doing it?

I think people think that way. Like sincerely. Which is crazy. I mean, those type of, I mean, yeah, those are the people that, the narcissistic, the people that are really into vanity and all this stuff that they think way too highly of themselves because, yeah, like you had that moment, that very small moment where you said you nipped it in the butt. where you kind of caught yourself

like, oh shit, I kind of stepping into that thing where I'm expecting a certain level of myself. You kind of were almost joining a club of like, of I guess like a, like I am an important person kind of a thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I feel like there's people that they relish in that shit.

That is, that is what they want. That is what they've always wanted. I mean, and like I, to me, I can't, I don't know what that feels like. And I'm just, I'm just glad that I'm not one of those people because on the outside looking in, it's, it's, it is fucking bizarre. Well, that's, that's how I noticed it immediately was like I didn't feel good about it. You know what I mean?

I'm sure there are people who feel great about it, right? They're like, oh, hell yeah. Or like, it's like a motivation factor, right? Where it's like, oh, fuck, I didn't get recognized today. I got to go do something crazy. And then like, and then it's, you know, it's, it feeds into it. Where it's supposed to me where I was like, I didn't get no, I didn't get recognized. And I was like, oh.

that sucks and then I was like oh wait no what why am I bummed out by that yeah I love me for I wouldn't mind it I just have my own problems I have my own body dysmorphia where I dread getting recognized because I'm like oh I look like shit I'm in like almost the worst shape it's all like usually times where I feel comfortable I can let my guard down and not and all of a sudden I just happen to be in a Starbucks or something and it's like age and I'm like fuck It's right up the street from my house. Like, I don't want to go here anymore.

I'm just like, this is stupid. I love getting recognized. I think it's funny. But also, I'd rather just be left alone and generalize the being. Hell yeah. I still like, I still like being,

I still, it's a nice feeling to know that people like care or like our, yeah, yeah, it's flattering. It's flat. It's flat. Don't get wrong.

Like I'm not disappointed. I'm not disappointed when it doesn't happen now. It was like such a crazy moment. Like the meet up, like that, like our meetup, that was fucking a dope experience ever, dude.

Yeah, yeah. It's cool. To me, that's more of my realm of, like, say, real quick, we'll get by. Because being a musician, there's a thing where I didn't like people recognizing me in normal place. I didn't mind it, but also I didn't prefer it. But when you're fucking at the venue at the, that's the place to do it. That's the place where you're actually congregating with people who consume your content.

And so that's perfect. Like having some sort of meetup or doing a show or anything, that's like, that's my bread and butter. I love that shit. Yeah. prepared for it mentally or at least 100%. 100%. Let's move on. Hucker Derek wrote and he goes, hey there, Chris against a tribe called Sween and bring me the derisen. Nice. Nice one. A little bit of a stretch, but like, you know, you made it work. If you could build your own

Taco Bell KFC style restaurant with two, what two restaurants would you combine together? Personally, I'd combine Subway and Panda Express just because. Oh, come on, bro. Was that going to be yours? No, no, I'm just saying that's the two most generically... It'd be like, it'd be like Raising Cains and like... Yo, Raising Cains is white people chicken, bro. It is. Raising Cains.

How are you going to have fucking Gusses and then want to have Raising Cains? I have... I have Gusses. But Gusses isn't one of those stores, though. I know you're right. It's not like a chain, but what I mean is the fact that you're fucking with raising canes as if... To me, raising Cains is for old white people.

There's no flavor. It's not even as good as KFC, honestly. No, it's not. There's not enough fucking spices in that. It's not been a KFC. Have you had KFC recently? KFC's horrible. No, but I remember having KFC and I remember being like,

it's at least better than fucking raising. Raising Kane sucks so bad. When I was young, KFC was very good. When I was young, KFC was very good. KFC is horrible now. They basically rely on their sauce, dude. Raising Keynes is like, if you don't fuck, because I'm a, look at, man, I almost start,

I wish I would have done it. I probably would have moan up by now. I was going to start a channel called Tinder Quest in 2016, and I was just going to go all around everywhere, eating everybody's chicken fingers and shit, and all their tenders. Tender Quest is an awesome name. Dude, and I didn't do it,

and I was like, it probably would have blew up if I would have started all them years ago. Anyway, so, long story short, I wanted to make a fucking emphasize on step your game up with your batter. Like, stop relying on your fucking sauce. And I feel like Raising Kane is one of those places where I'm like, It's passable. It's not gross, but the goddamn that is underwhelming. For that fucking line, too,

the line that is, I'm like, nigger, they make it act like, there's a, go to Louisiana's chicken in L.A. And South Central L.A., go to Louisiana's chicken. There's no lines, and it's the best flavor you'll ever have been to chicken. And that's how it's supposed to be. You know, if there was ever a line there,

I'd probably school shoot shit, you know. I would go crazy. Dude, I really, I really, I don't know, man. I kick it over a reason. Sorry, what are your, what are your fucking, I went off on my tangent. Yeah, you did. You did, you drink, it's fine. It'd be like that.

Sorry, I'm really passionate about my chicken, bro. What else did I, what's what I put with it? I don't like Taco Bell that much. I'm a Taco Bell. Actually, I'm more of a Del Taco guy now. I kind of, I kind of crossed over. Really? I think both of those things are disgusting.

Their chicken, dude, they got fucking good grilled chicken. It's actually really good, surprisingly good. The thing is this, right? I never do people get Taco, when they could just get, like, Lily likes Taco Bell. And I'm like, honey, we can just go to O'Sau's, get bomb-ass burritos and tacos. Bro, it's, it's a different. It's different.

It's different. It's different. It's different. That's all it is. Because, like, say, I wanted to get, uh, I almost went to Roberto's today when I was getting my car done. It's right, there's a Taco Bell and there's a Roberto's. But I was like, no, I just want, I want fucking this fast, like, different flavor.

I don't want, I didn't want authentic Mexican food. It's a different thing. It's like, my friend, they're, they're from Obergoon, um, San Diego. Sonora. They're from fucking Mexico, right? And the dad's like, has Mexican authentic Mexican food every day at his house. It's bomb. But then he's like, yo, son, Gordi, let's go to fucking Taco Bell. You know, like this, this dark ass fucking just supreme bean is like Taco Bell is the best. He loves it. It's so funny. It's just a different, it's a different thing. It doesn't serve the same purpose. It's kind of like how I really like a fucking, dude, the Pizza Hut's stuffed crust, just the stuffed crust.

Like, just that part of that pizza is so fucking delicious. It's crack. But it's nothing like real pizza. And when I'm in the mood for like a stuff crust from Pizza Hut, I am not in the mood for pizza. I am in the mood for that stuffed crust from Pizza Hut. or like those kind of oven pizzas where like the to toastinos or whatever where you'd put them in like the

you just slide them in the toaster oven and it's like it's good even if it's this is not substituting real pizza but it's hitting right now for whatever reason I totally that is a great analogy that is exactly how it is crazy to me because I never literally for the same thing

for pizza height where it's like if I want pizza it's not about it's just I have a craving for pizza not pizza I totally feel that it's so funny. Yeah, it's completely different. When I want pizza, when I want pizza, I, well, I found, I finally found a place that I like out here, took fucking, same. Ever. For you, I found Prime. Prime is so fucking good. Yeah, it's literally that. It was like, finally, something. It's, it's still not, so fucking good. It's not completely right, but it's, it's definitely close enough where I'm like,

yep, okay, fine, finally. And I can, I can order it and it gets here and it's, I don't have to go to fucking Santa Monica. It doesn't really, it doesn't taste like, it doesn't taste like, like New York pizza, it just tastes like good food for me. Well, to me it's, yeah, yeah. It's really good. It's still, it hits the pizza spot for me, but. Oh, well, I was just going to say, I don't like the, they use the small pepperonies. I've never been, I've never, I just don't like this.

Are they the ones that, like, kind of curl up a little bit? Yeah, I mean, it's good, but it's not, it's not pizza pepperoni. That's like a pepperoni you, I don't know. I'm not into it. Yeah. I know what you mean. Yeah. But that's it.

I want you guys to try Rocco's when he come out to Vegas next time, because I want, watch your guys' opinion Yeah, unlike, because it's supposed to be like, I would love It tastes good to me, but I'm like, how does the New Yorker think have this New York style pizza taste? That's the real test. There's a fucking Italian people. I'm trying to think a Thai pizza is comparable to New York pizza, man.

It's really good. There is an Italian cuisine pizza, bro. So fucking good. There's an authentic Italian guy. He owns a pizzeria out here right down the street from my house. Fucking thick-ass accent, but like Northern Italian because he's like, like white but like it's called delisias uh just delicious i guess in the italian i'm assuming and it's fucking ridiculous like i was actually really surprised the sauce and the cheese

look the best shit i've ever had i'm like this guy knows i was gonna ask this bitch for his recipe i would love i i wish i had i wish i could have italian pizza i love it yeah i love the idea like just looking at it like i just i've never had it but uh you've had grommelis gremaldi just close to it yeah yeah yeah i I guess so, yeah. I did like it. I did like Rinaldi's. I'm not going to go to fucking El Segundo, though, for pizza.

It's fucking... Yeah, they closed the one in Manhattan Beach, so now you've got to go even further, which is crazy. Yeah, no, no way. Thanks. So for my thing, I was going to do Dunkin' Donuts and Chipotle. Interesting. Not bad. Because I feel like that's, you know, you get your coffee, get a burrito.

I feel like that's not bad. Yeah, for me, like raising cane to Starbucks, probably. Yeah. That's so crazy. God. All right, whatever. I mean, I like their mango Popeyes.

I do it. Popeye's too greasy, man. Popeyes is I do agree. Sometimes it is. No, sometimes it is. But like usually I'm, you got to catch them.

You got to catch them at the right time. But anyway, I do like the idea of Popeyes just because it's a pretty, if you use their app, it's actually worth it. Because if you try to order Popeyes on its own, it's like $1,000. But use like the deals on their apps. I'm one of those guys now that I fuck with apps.

I used to never get it. a shit about that they'd always ask, why don't you download the app? And I'm like, why don't you suck my dick? I don't care. But now I see the value in them. There's actually like tremendous value in using the apps. Yeah, there is. I just, I hate to admit it though.

Yeah. I'm like, I never used to do it. But now I'm all in because I'm like, I'm trying to, I think I'm getting older. That's what it is. Like I understand. I value a value. Where before I had to yell reckless with my fucking money, I don't give a fuck. Yeah.

I'm going to fucking 10 piece and spend like $25 when it could have been like $12. bucks or something. It's like dumb shit like that. Yeah, anyway. Taco Bell, I'd probably have to do well, Taco Bell's already kind of taken up. So I would do Del Taco and McDonald's because I love McDonald's fries. That's that, like, there's

something about their fries that. That's really the only thing that I care about it. I understand. Their fries are so mid now, committed because I've had so many other ones. Like, I think Keynes definitely has better fries than McDonald's. You're fucking out of your. You are out of your mind. Cane's fries are delicious. That's the one thing that they have. I swear is their fries in their bread are delicious

I don't. Are you all right? Texas Texas toast is amazing but their fries is literally like any oven fries you can buy at the store. They're really good. They literally have nothing. Or maybe different about their fries. I would do Shake Shack, Shake Shack and Dunk and Starbucks.

That'd be lit. Shake Shack would be better. That's better. Shake Shack and Starbucks. I like their chicken bites. Those spicy chicken things. Hmm. I haven't had.

There's no Shake Shack around me. I would love to go. I'd love to go. There's probably one in the strip or something. Okay. Yeah, there's probably one in the strip. I got a fine. Or they're in the fucking airport.

I'm going to go to the airport. Hell yeah. Let me get some shit. Go to the airport to get. Did you know? I don't know if this is real. So my hometown is very fucking small, La Habra. And I was looking up for whatever reason.

I'm like, did anybody finally make a Los Poyos Hermanos because of how famous it got? And supposedly, there was one in my hometown. And I don't believe. leave it. Even though there's a bunch of reviews and everything and pictures of chicken, I was like this is probably like some drug thing where people are just going to, I don't know. It doesn't make any sense to me why it would be

there in my hometown. That's a deep-seated meme. That's what I feel like. Why are their Google reviews? It's funny. It wouldn't be funny for this year. Like, this can't be real. I don't know if this is real, but I was going to go when I come down to Cali

in a couple weeks, I'm going to go to my hometown just to be like, is this real? I mean, I guess I can ask my friends, but still, I just, I'm in disbelief. I'm in disbelief. There's no way this is this fucking real. But there's reviews and stuff. I'm like, how is this?

Why would they put it here? Nobody knows about this fucking city besides locals. It's not a place that you would, you would, oh, we're going to, we're going to fucking, at least like it would be like Brea, a Fullerton or something. Like known, the stats. established cities that people are aware of comics and people from

that travel to L.A. and back and stuff are aware of those cities. But not fucking bitch-ass laharbor, so I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, I feel like I can get robbed. I'm going to show up at some dudes' house and get fucking robbed. All right. Let's move on to, uh, let's move on to, uh, it's just Fuego wrote in. He goes,

hello cockballs and prostate. Let's say you are suddenly transported into rust from modern warfare too. And the only way to return home is to 1V1 an internet deviant of your choosing. Real world physics apply. Oh man. So in that arena, in the arena of rust from Modern Warfare 2, our physical bodies, like we have to 1v1.

An internet deviant. I haven't worked down like two months. Yeah, you'd be fucked. You're out of here, man. Like, you're not standing in a chance. I think even, honestly, I think even Ethan Ralph could take you. No right now, no. No, no, no, even Ralph.

I don't know, man. So the only reason I wouldn't choose Ethan Ralph because Rust was my That was the only fucking map that I actually Was like you couldn't beat me in that map Because I would just fucking A slight of hand Whatever's X, wait no no

I would just do infinite run Infinite sprint and then I would just do an extended Fucking melee And then that's it Like that was I would fucking just clean up that map But I feel like you can't stab Ethan Like he's fine You stab him and it's just gonna be like

Like you know a little small prick like Ow, that kind of hurts a little bit. Stab in the head, bro. Oh, that's true. You can't stab his head. He's probably got too much fat there, too, though. It's probably just... The internet do, man.

Knives do, man. Knives, they push those valence like Shon's right aside, bro, right into the head. Right, right. Push those vealance right, right. Right aside, right. I would... I would... I would... I would do it.

Because I think I'm... I'm thin. I'm, like, in pretty... I'm in somewhat decent shape. Uh, I think I could just lure him to the top of that slot. Biden just push him off. You know, like that, you know how like this? What if he's a shooter?

What if he is a gunner? Like he's got the tech. Like he knows how to shoot. He can't have. I feel he has absolutely no. I know like there's, I even, I feel, I can't even be charitable in that.

Like, I want to give you that. Like, I want to indulge in this, but I can't. Like, I just, he's too, I feel like he's too incompetent at everything. I feel like he's the room's worst. Everything. His gun.

His gun would jam it would be his fault. Or like he would just like, I don't know, man. He'd like, he'd drop it and then like forget that he even had it. Like he's just, he's not capable of doing it. Like, if I could just lure him to the top and kick him off the top I would win. Like, and I know it. And I'm patient, man. I could stealth.

I just hide like underneath one of those boxes or whatever and just like for fucking hours. I could do that. Just waiting, just tiring him out, waiting for him to go fucking mad. I'm trying to wonder who I could be. Um fuck, and I go against someone I know what my ass

would be fun Who else I'd go against? What about EDP? Oh yeah EDP has a lot of guns So he might be pretty decent But he does have guns You're right

You're right There's a lot of guns Yeah, that's true I forgot about that It'll be funny Yeah, just throw a fucking Manando I mean

Oh is that a cupcake Boom I go against the twins What those light skin twins It's called Those icekin twins You know the Hodge twins You know

That's the Hodge twins Hodge twins? They would kill you, bro. They would kill you. They would get your shit out of me. They would. The Hards twins, the husbands have been in great shape since I was 16, bro.

Yeah. They've been in great shape since I was a little kid. I was like, yo, they're still in great shape. They're conservative now, but they're in great shape. Yeah. Dude, I hated.

I remember when they were, I remember when they were at least to try food together. They were just fucking cool. They would just eat food in their cars, work out, and, like, have funny jokes in each other. and cream pie, um, cream pie, um, cream pie, um, cream pieing their wives and shit. That was it.

They did a political stand-up. Bro, I saw them live. I saw them at the brand improv. And then now I have a picture with them. And I, I, I'm ashamed of it now. Like, I hate it. I used to be like, they were like, they were like early content. It was like them, show food, the Pokemon YouTuber.

Obviously, Niki, um, like old, old, old school fucking Philip DeFranco back when he was actually fun, when he used to say, he was wild that era of the Franco classic Phil um and then um

who host who's another contraband oh john obviously all right John Tron dang let's let's get like one Tron and you want to get one or two

let's do one or two let's do two okay let's do two okay let's do two I fuck it uh this one simple a level one cleric

howdy heathens around when you first started this podcast you guys brought up adobo several times and how great it is this prompted me who had never even heard

of Adobe to try it out and now I put that shit on every meat dish I make. Hell yeah, dude. Converted. So my question is what other little enhancements to life do you have to share? Oh my God. I'm glad

you asked that. Adobo and sasson, bro. Sasson's supposed to be for soup. Sasson's great on meat though, man. Like, holy fuck. But sassone is very good on chicken. It's very, very good on chicken. The very basic blend of spices I use on every inch of a night-cooked chicken is I use adobe, a little.

little bit of salt, a little bit of pepper. Time. Time is the ultimate necessary when you cook chicken. When you're baking anything, you use time. Some people would say rosemary. That's wrong. This is time. You got to do time.

Not even. Hey, I mean, it's relative. Yeah, yeah. And then whatever kind of little spice. Like some people use garlic powder too. We get garlic powder. Yeah, I have those things. I actually

I have a confession You guys probably mad I still have not yet to try Adobe I mean it's fine That's crazy You're a standard black That's why

It's not the thing is I don't I don't even If I came across it In a store I would buy it I just never see it I don't think it's like

Mexican thing It is I don't know So look so look So look So look I went to Rouse Recently in Lillian

Lillian Lillian uses Adobe now Because of me Yeah But adobe is not in the seasoning aisle. It's where the goya stuff is. Yeah.

If you're at a place that has so you, so if you go to a Vyarta, right? Yeah. Most Vyartas won't have Goya stuff. So you won't find it. But if you go to like a Rolfs or something. Rolfs? Or whatever the Rouse is a version of it for you guys.

Oh, like a Smith. They're called Smiths over here. Yeah. Whenever you go to Ralph Smith, we had, what do we have back in Frisco? We had, were they called back home, Chris.

What are you talking about? There's shop rights. There's Ralph's Acme. What are we calling back home? A&P? No, the one, the one, the, Food Emporiam? We had shop rights.

Yeah, shoprits. Food Emporium. There's no shoprits by where he lived, right? Were they? There were shoprits. The cougler or cuggler, whatever it's called. Kroger, whatever that brand is. Goh, yeah, whatever the Kroger stores are.

You have to go to the Goya Isle and you'll find it, because they don't have a, I'm in a regular seasoning aisle, just stupid. All right. Best seasoning ever. They don't have it there. I'm going to look for it. I actually got to go shopping.

I got to pick a couple of things. So I'm going to go out of my way to look for it. Because I haven't, you guys talked about that shit years ago, and I still have not tried it. Try it, bro. It's so good. I'm sure. It's the best seasoning ever, man. I mean, I like it a lot.

It's super reliable for me. I'm down. I'm down to try it. Have you used Lowry seasoning stuff? Have you have you used Lowry seasoning stuff before? Here's a thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

I used to, I grew up with Lowry's seasoning salt, but I actually like, I actually like, what's it called? Fuck, it starts with the M. Moe. Murray's, fuck. Damn, what's the, it's that salt? Is it Murray's? Is that? I think it's Murray's.

Like, I could be, I just want to make sure, but there's a, let me, um, I want to make sure I say this right, because, or it's like, um. Yeah, it's. Murray's. Marais seasoning salt. So there, okay, anyway, there's, yeah, there's better. There's, there, I hope I expanded my, my horizon with seasoning, season salt. There's some better ones. Larez was my standard for fucking probably more than half of my life.

That was what I would always use. But now I, I use a different one. I was like, oh, this is better. But there's one other thing. So always got to have a season salt because got to have salt. And then there is just one thing. I still add other shit, but I always have onion and herb Mrs. Dash. Like, it's like the perfect blend of onions and herbs.

I haven't had anything that's a better blend where I don't need to use, I don't need to buy garlic salt anymore. I don't need to buy an onion or garlic powder. It's just blended perfectly. And then you can kind of just build on top of it from there. It's like a purple one onion and herb. Yeah. I've been using that shit for over a decade. I mean, never going back.

Specifically to the question where it's like what other. little life enhancements to you would you like to share. I would say, like, this is just purely personal, but, like, I didn't realize how much it helped me until I stumbled across it, like, by, just by sheer chance. There's this thing called bionic reading. And bionic reading is, like, a very specific, and this might not help everybody. This is just, like, a specific thing, like, if you feel, like, it's, it's, it is an ADHD thing, but it works so fucking well.

And I don't know if it, it might work well for people without it, but, like, I don't know. But if you look up bionic reading and download an extension, it basically what it does is it, it makes half of, it makes half of every word on every single text page bold, like specifically half of it. And I think it's like the more important half or whatever. And I can read so fucking quick because of that shit, like way quicker than I ever could. And I don't know, I don't know the science behind it.

I don't know why, but it fucking totally works, and it's very bizarre. So I would say, like, give that a shot if that's something that you think might help you. As far as food-wise, cheese cursing caramel are so fucking good, and you owe it to yourself to try it. Like, for real. You got to try it at least once. You got to try it. You got to try it. Specifically, B-dubs.

I don't know what it is about Buffalo Wild Wings, but, like, their cheese curds specifically are, like, the best that I've had. person outside of like you know a bespoke like restaurant like that's not a chain because I remember I had some at yardhouse and I was like hmm these are not right these are not right where you were at yardhouse usually I was like

where the fuck we already had cheese curd recently dude you also have Bidos recently too Yardhouse sucks dude they have well they have one thing I like there was a dip it was like a queso was it was it um it might have been chorizo I can't remember I just remember had a drip there

and it was fucking delicious I don't like chorizo at all Jesus does not suck. You're fucking crazy. Chilizo's not that good, man. It's pretty good. Chorizo and eggs? I'd rather just have sausage. I'm so fucking, it is a sausage.

I'd rather just have regular sausage than the spicy-ass fucking weird pork sauce. You probably just had shitty chorizo, man. I just don't like chorizo, man. You probably had shitty. You probably had shitty chorizo. That's all I'm saying. That shit's just some cheese. Rather panillo, bro.

Anything else? Are we good on this? Yeah, yeah, we're good. All right. Last one. last one the final one and then we'll

do the thing Johnny boy wrote in he says hello sir sir two and sir three have you noticed

that cartoons don't have catchy theme songs anymore examples are the 90s Spiderman theme Compossible

Ben 10 for me it added a lot to shows so I'm disappointed that no other media other than

anime really does it what are your thoughts do you miss it to or am I just being dumb and gay I like that

you separate those two because that's the That's the right. I don't miss it. That's what I'm saying. I don't miss it. I don't miss it, man. I feel like it would, why I don't miss it is for two reasons. Number one, I don't think there's going to be the style of what they would be is not, it's not going to be even close to like what we got before in the 90s. That's true. Yeah. Like the screaming guitars and solos and cool shit like that. And then number one, since they're not going to be as good, I don't want to have to fucking sit through that shit. So when people, when the kids that have, you know, I don't know, what kind of conditions they have, but they can't sit still at all. And then now everything is just three. It's like fucking, I find it funny how there's a skip button watching Breaking Bad or

Better Call Saul with the world's fucking. For the second intro? There's a skip button. That shit blows my mind too. I can't even get to the remote quick enough to skim it. It's already done. It's like, it's like, I don't know. People, like, like, Gumball had a.

Like the last show you, I remember watching a lot that had an intro sort of was Gumball, but I wasn't really even an intro. It was like, dun dun dun, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, and that was it. And I was like, okay, that's catchy. I guess. I guess. I mentioned about an intro. I went to talk about the intro.

That was pretty catchy too. Yeah, I like, um, I don't know, man. Like, I, I, I miss. Dude, the Power Rangers theme, go-go Power Rangers, man. Like, that shit is like pure fucking bliss. Like, it's, it is so fucking good. You can't beat those songs. And to be fair, I, Master Don!

Go, go-powered niggas. Dune. Powered nigs. Do you-no-no-no-no-no-co-powered. Dude, it's such a good, that is such a good fucking song. And, you know, even just stuff like, I mean, like the 90s Spider-Man, like the 90s X-Men, like, we got some great, like, the Taylor-S is the 90s. He's had some top tier fucking...

A fucking amazing shit. Even the 2000s, bro. Two thousand times, I'm freaking... I was thinking, okay, the real adventures of Johnny Quest has the most fucking epic. There's no... Nothing more epic than I've never seen anything. I don't think I heard it. Bro, it's...

Even the intro itself, it's epic. Like, there's one part where of, I think Johnny Test is like, fucking crashing through glass. And it's just, it's too epic for its own good. Wait, Johnny... I tested Johnny Quest. Johnny Quest. said test an accident. Yeah, I know what you, I know it's not, yeah, Johnny Coote.

The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest. It was really good, yeah, that was really good intro. It's like two. Gargoyles, bro. Gargoyles intro was crazy. Gargoyle's intro was crazy because they were competing with the animated Batman the Animated Series. That's true.

They had to step it up and they did a good job. I think they did a pretty good job. But I mean, that's a, that's a losing fucking task. If you're, if you're like, we got to fucking create a show to compete with the Batman the animated series, you're like, fuck. What makes it crazy is that, like, Batman and a series series is such a good show that's, I personally like X-Men better, but Batman and a series stays good longer. Dude, X-Men is fucking, when I watch X-Men as an adult, like, it's just funny to me. It's like, everything happens so fast that it just makes me laugh.

Everything's so fast. That's why they're bringing it back, right? They're bringing X-Men back, right? No, they're not. What? Yeah, yeah, they're bringing. They're bringing that show specifically, X-Men 97, I think is what it's called. Which, by the way, you think it's going to be just as fast or faster?

I hope so. I'm like, bro, the pacing of television is it the same anymore. Like, we can't do that. Like, I think in the 90s, they heard about ADHD, they heard it was going to be a thing. And they were like, yo, let's start them up. Let's start them up, bro. Let's get them, let's get them going. Yeah, yeah.

Dude, do you ever watch the Silver Surfer? That show's so good. It's so much like pondering That show is good as an adult, bro. As a fucking kid Boring. The philosophizing, I was like, will you just kill somebody?

Will Thanos stop fucking jerking off with this dumb This skull lady? Dude, I hated that show. That show was really loomingly terrifying because of the fact that Silver Surfer would like go to Earth and see like people getting robbed and like Spider-Hid.

He'd get countered Spider-Ber and shit. And then he'd be like, yo, you guys have no clue what's on the rock. Like, there's so much bad shit coming for this rock. And you guys don't even like different colored people. Y'all are fucked, bro. Y'all are so fucked. He would leave.

And Spider-Man would be like, wow, that's crazy. Gotta get back to the bugle. And he would jump off and do some stupid shit. Yeah. That was a wild show. I don't know. Theme song. Also, listeners, check out King Arthur and the Knights of Justice.

probably some of the best fucking guitar riffs um sick as fuck I like it I like it I would put it it's not as iconic as the power injures but I would put the the da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

like I would put it the structure of it I would put it on par with that but it's just not as popular I thought that was like you know what's gonna know this is unnecessarily hard like that's crazy

right that is not what I expected from a King Arthur show dude for me the best intro was The Knights of Justice It's fucking sick

Superhero static shock bro That shit was fire Man static shock's opening That was a good I don't remember the intro being good A little Romeo I thought it was so fucking good Really? I don't remember it at all

Was it like all like a bunch of weird Like robot sounds or like No It was little Romeo Oh so it was just like a hip hop track or what Yeah Dude no You like little Romeo?

I liked Little Romeo when I was seven Yes Okay fair Fair. That's crazy. Yeah, I'll say this. I feel like theme songs, not even necessarily from like TV shows. I feel like film scores in general have also gotten like significantly less interesting.

Oh my God, yes. Like I can't honestly, with the exception of like the Avengers theme song and even that I think is kind of just, you know, It's recognizable, but I find it kind of, you know, a little bit... It's to the point where I only have a handful of... I used to be a score fiend. I used to be like, oh, man, I can't wait to... I barely notice when something sounds really good. And the thing that annoys me, most times when I...

It really stands out to me, and I'm like, oh, Hans Zimmer. I'm just like, yeah, of course. I'm just like, will anybody else, like... I almost feel like people are just hiring him, and then nobody else is trying. I don't know. I don't get what's happening because like only,

like you talk about Avengers and all that shit like that. And I don't remember what that guy's name is, but I really loved a theme to Civil War. I probably talked about this before. But I thought that was extremely well done. And I'm like, yes, more of this. And then it never,

I feel like that's where it peaked. Yeah, it was just that. And then before that, it was like just the Avengers theme from the Avengers. Yeah. And then that was it. Like you never really got like an actual like iconic score

Like it's been like probably like the ones that I think of obviously beyond Danny Elfman's fucking Spider-Man theme Just like even just like I don't know man like Pirates of the Caribbean and fucking Lord of the Rings and like Right like they all had like a really really memorable scores and when I and when I think of like the biggest movies of like the last like I don't know several years I can't attribute a score to any of them Like not really it's just kind of it just kind of melds into the background It's just general kind of like, oh, a violin here and like a choir here or whatever. And it's like it's so fucking cookie cutter.

It's so cookie cutter in comparison to the Spider-Man where it goes like, you know, like da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-and-it. And it like builds up with the fucking, like the light drums. It's fucking, it's so fucking crazy. Wait, the Spider-Man, the Spider-Man, no, they're different themes, right? The Sony Spider-Man video game had this different theme, right? What is the Sony Spider-Man video game? Yeah.

The Spider-P-S-4. Like, that's different, the different theme, right? I don't think it used the movie. They're similar in some parts. I don't remember. I don't think it used the movie theme. I don't think they had licensing rights to. Because the Spider-Man, the video game theme is amazing.

It's, like, really fucking good. The Toby McGuire one? No, no, the, the PS4 game. Oh, okay, okay, okay. That theme is beautiful. Like, I was like, this isn't, this is really, I was like, it's not as good. Obviously, the most iconic theme.

For me, the federal one is the black suit. That one, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not, it's not bad. Because that theme feels Superman-esque, in fact, to me for some reason. It feels like, it feels like very hero, like a hero's theme, you know. Yeah.

And I feel like about it so much. I don't know, man. I'm thinking about... And in Miles' this theme is like that would just hip-hop. It's a hip-hop version of that theme. Yeah, but I'm thinking, but I'm thinking, too, about like even just video games, like, I don't know, man, like, like, like, Halo. had like a fucking crazy theme fucking, what is it?

Oh my god, something, you know, Elder Scrolls and fucking... I don't know. It's weird. Dude, Skyrim kicked that shit in fucking high gear. Maldors' game is crazy too. Baldus game is fucking crazy. You know who had a really good one that...

Well, Dragon Age always did a good job, but I really, really like Inquisition. Yes. It's fucking amazing. Yes, it's so good. Like, especially if you stay, because a lot of time, motherfuckers ain't staying to listen to it because it takes forever to build up

it's soft but when it builds up I'm like this shit goes hard as fuck it's it's actually it's incredible obviously last of us yeah video games are doing it better than ever than anybody really like to be honest like you have like mass effect with like the fucking the galaxy map dude like that galaxy map music is so them very good it's iconic it's like I use it in videos like all the time even though it's completely like thematically fucked and it doesn't make any sense But, yeah, I don't know. Anyway, that's, uh...

Nintendo has some themes on them, too. I can't front. Nintendo got some... They got the most probably. In fact, they probably have the most themes. Probably, yeah, they've been around a lot longer. It would make sense. Yeah.

Like Zelda's icon... To pick a Zelda theme, pick a main game, Zelda theme. It's probably great. Then they have Pokemon, like the, like the freaking Pokemon center theme. It's childish, but that shit is, Like, if you hear that and you played Pokemon, you'd be like, I remember, this is the Pokemon Center. You feel safe. The Pokemon Center theme.

How does that go? I don't. It's, uh... Is that the one? Is that the one? Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. That doesn't sound familiar to me at all. Yeah, I need, like, a link, because I'm like, I can't.

I thought, I thought, I thought the Pokemon's, I thought the Pokemon Center song was like, Dantan, dun, dun dun dun dun dun No, that isn't You're right I'm thinking of Martin

That's what I remember Anyway, anyway fucking get the fuck out of here Yeah We gotta We're gonna read our Our 25 dollar

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Uh, coming in the gay butt. I don't know what this means. I don't. Oh. Some of those that suck horse dicks. No, you're fucking. I almost hear it. I get it.

Killing them in the name of. Okay. Killing the name. Gotcha. Pretend they like a girl bosses. It doesn't work. It doesn't work. Wait.

There's too many syllables. There's too many syllables. You got to sound it out. Sound it out. Yeah, it's got to go da-da-da-da-da-da-da. It's got to fit that. Pretend they like girl bosses is fine, I guess. But it's like it doesn't, it doesn't roll well.

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