The Snark Tank - #168: This Guy REALLY Likes Men

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

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You know how in like so caliber It's always some wild today's Yeah they always say The hero Begins the adventure at the end of his journey And it's like what the fuck does that mean? Wait wait wait wait a way You play the story

That would just be whenever a fight would start A fight would start, yeah, the motherfucker would just start setting the tone. You hear some mythical shit. It would be some, like, real crazy fantasy music and then some dude. This nigger is about to get blasted real good. You know what's fucking insane? I've played a lot of Soul Calibur. I have never heard that in my life.

That is insane. I always thought it was the craziest thing since I've been a dream cast. I would skip past it every single time. I'd be like, I want to fight. You would just fucking, like, and then just start fighting. Yeah. How do you experience? That's such an iconic experience.

into that game. That's like playing that's like playing frigging dead or alive and never seeing titty's jiggle. It's like how did you play that game?

How did you play that game then? Because that's game play you just turned off the titty physics you were like fuck I'm not here for that Oh, that hurts That even hurts

Just hearing that Turning it off Do you think there are people with like a phobia of titties Like you know how there's like a Like a, you know there's like a Rachnophobia of filters

in video games That makes spiders into big circles That's not true right That's real actually yeah I've never 100% I didn't know If there are spiders

In a game And they're like Like I specifically remember It was in grounded That a obsidian game Where you played like It was like Honey I Shrunk the Kids Style and you were like

In the backyard And everything was giant You were fighting bugs Spiders would turn it They would There was a filter to turn the spiders Into big like circles Basically like big spheres

Because it freaks people out that much I'm so sick of everybody That's yeah I'm so scared of everybody First of all It's a way too much. It's a spider. It's a spider coming at you that's 10, like six stories high compared to you.

It should be unsettling. Like, I feel like it defeats the purpose of even having it in the game. I understand phobias, right? Phobias are illogical. That's the point of the phobia part. They're just irrational. Well, no, that's what it means. It means irrational fear of X.

Yeah, I know. I understand that's what that means, but it's also like deal with it. I mean, it's a video game. No, you definitely have to deal with it. Yeah. I would, look, it's just like, that would be like, that would be like, That would be like if they put trigger warnings in the last of us before things were about to happen. Look, look, no, no, no.

You signed up for this experience. But look, like, I'm at, like, I have a phobia. So I'm trying to, like, middle ground it. But my phobia is like the deep ocean. Oh, no, homophobia. Yeah. We know. We know.

While also being homosexual, I have homophobic. I'm homophobic at the same time. So, like, I exist in a very weird in-between space. You don't have a phobia. the ocean, do you? You don't have a phobia of the ocean. I can't do deep oceans. I can't go on cruises. No, no, no, no, but like... You can't do what? I can't do cruises. Okay, let me, let me... Why is that? Hold on. I'm confused by this. So, because I would say that I, I wouldn't want to be on a, on a boat either in the middle of the ocean. I wouldn't, I would definitely not want to do that,

because I understand logically that it's not a place for me to be. A person should not be, like around the middle of the ocean They just shouldn't be there That's why I would be afraid of the ocean But I could still if I found myself on a boat In the middle of the ocean I'd be like Well I guess I'm here That sucks

If I would deal with it If I woke up on a If I woke up on like my bed In the middle of the ocean I would die Out of fear I would get so scared I would die I'd be like ah And I would just desicate

Your bed is different Your bed is different than a Your bed's different than a boat Okay If I woke up on like a dingy In the middle of the ocean I would die as well What about a ship?

What about a ship? A ship? I would be, there be people with me to talk to so I could be like having an episode while people are around. Because if there's no people around, I'm not having an episode. But if there are people around, I'm going to have a fucking full-on meltdown. Can you imagine playing a prank on somebody? You imagine being like, yo, this is going to be hilarious.

We're going to roofie our friend and we're going to take his mattress. We're going to wait for him to go to sleep. We're going to drag his mattress into the middle of the Pacific Ocean and leave him there. That's so not funny. That is entirely not funny. I know it's hilarious. It's hilarious. It's good.

But super, like, what kind of friends do you have? Oh, yeah, dude. Like, first of all, incredibly, incredibly rich friends. Yeah. First off, to be able to do something like that. To do that, you'd have enough money to just, how about also we roofing them a couple of times, keep them under, keep them sedated, and then we put you in a submersible. And then, and then, like, you fucking wake up next to the Titanic. You wake up in a.

tin can pieces of that other thing the ocean. There's like there's like ocean gave flown by. There's a there's like 14 Logitech controllers like sitting next to you and you have to guess which one is the right one.

That is stuff like that is just. You know what's crazy? Because I can see people becoming so desensitized that they like that can happen eventually. That's what terrifies me. Like someone being so fucking in cable understanding okay from not okay. They'd be like,

it was a joke. And it's like, dude. Bro, do you hear about Arshafeer? Do you hear about Arshaferer doing that shit? No, wait, what? Do you know that fucking unfunny, well, I mean, a lot of, Burt Kreischer. Do you know the comedian Burt Kreischer? Oh, yeah, yeah.

No, he just takes his shirt off and he's like disgusting. Is he fat? Yeah, he's pretty foul. He was a white dude. His name's Bert Chryser. He has a big beard and everything. He's a beard. Yeah, yeah, he's a big, yeah.

Okay, so you know who he is. He's like, he's like, like, he's like Joe Rogan sometimes like that. Yeah, yeah. He was friends with that they used to do all the competitions. He's, dude, he's one of the most disgusting human beings ever, just from,

like, hearing shit that he's done. It's, anyway. Really? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know half of that lore, honestly. So I,

I, I listen to, every once in a while would catch episodes of his podcast, Two Bears and One Cave with Tom Segura, and they'd have these fucking crazy stories of just, him, okay, first of all,

he baths in his pool. He doesn't actually shower. He just goes in his pool, takes a bar of soap, and then he, He's good. He sometimes, before, I guess, he was like, oh, there must be too, there must be something too wiping your ass with your own hand because other cultures do it.

So for a while he was doing that shit. He also, and this is the one that just disturbs me the most, he cuts his toenails. Then he gets tape, scotch tape, picks it up with scotch tape, and then tapes it under his coffee table. That's like a thing. Why would that, wait, is this, hold on. Is he disabled in some way? Is he is he is he is he is these jokes no he's a comedian right?

No no no no he is his wife corroborates how fucking disgusting he is he just like he also always has this like film on him because I don't think he actually washes the dead skin off of him like he's just like he just like he'll he's like he's like he just always looks gross and I like I'm like this guy is it's like he can tell he's disgusting is a disgusting human what's his name again? Burke Kreischer it's it's like when you get like I've seen him do it before It's like when you get, what is it, when you would use glue in elementary

school and you would peel it off your fingers. Yeah, you'll try it to peel it off. I love doing that. But also, fucking satisfying. Do you love doing that? I used to love doing that. It's satisfying. I like it.

I used to love doing that. I can't remember the last time I've been around glue enough to, I would imagine, honestly, that if I was still using glue as regularly as I, as I was when I was a child, that I would enjoy, I would still enjoy the feeling of doing it.

What about trying with cum? You think it would have the same property? I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't know what cum does. Okay. I don't know what cum does. I feel like it just sort of like, I don't know if it dries into like a powder almost.

Like I don't, I don't think it dries into like a layer. Come absorbs into women's skin. That's why I shoot it on their faces. It absorbs into their skin and it tightens their face. Yeah. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen. Or you could just make a Marie-Cout. Yeah, you heard me.

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the biggest and best in the Northwest. All right. Anyway, wait. With that out of the way. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I don't, there's going to be people that are going to be very angry that I didn't finish where I was going. Just because, you know, we have a lot of, we have a lot of People don't expect them listening to it. Shout out. All I was going to say, we were talking about horrible friends. Ari Shafir.

Do you know that guy? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So this guy is genuinely, he's one of those people that I genuinely, when you hear people like, oh, should be canceled. And you're like, ah, it's dumb. This is one guy, I'm like, why is this guy still around and shit? Ari Shafir?

Yeah. Dude, he fucking. He's an asshole. He did a podcast. He did a podcast, Bert's podcast. And he fucking roofied him. He gosed him. He gave him not a roof.

He gave him Molly. So he does his podcast at his house, Bert. So his family's home, he needs to catch a flight in an hour. And he fucking just gives him fucking Molly. And he's freaking out. And then he goes on his plane. He just has panic attacks on his plane. He's not, he's banned to, he's banned from the house.

Everyone was mad at our. Everyone was mad at Ari. You don't do that. You don't do that to people. literally not a friend. That's like one of the few rules. Don't give people drugs to they're not ready. They forgave him though, which is insane.

They were all mad because they talked about it on a podcast on Joe Rogan's podcast. And Ari is a fucking psychopath defending himself like, oh, there's no big deal. It was a joke. It was funny. And then here's another thing that Ari did. It's not as bad, not nearly as bad, but it's still just psychotic shit. He was at Joe Rogan's studio. And Ari didn't know that there was very very.

video cameras in the hallways. And so Ari says, I'm just, I'm going to go take a piss or whatever. And he literally goes out to the hallway and starts pissing in the hallway. And then Joe gets a text from his security when, when Ari comes back and he's like, Ari, what the fuck are you doing? Why are you pissing in the hallway? And then Ari reacts being mad that, why would you have cameras in your hallway? And I'm like, this guy's insane.

He's the kind of guy that you don't invite him to parties at your house. house. Fuck no. You invite no parties other people's houses. Like, oh, yeah, this this party going on. That's not at my house.

You should come by. But wait. So what happened between him? I'll never tell you. So he, Burke Kreischer was Roof, was like Mollied? Is that?

Yeah. Burrischer in his house. He was dosed in his own house. And he was freaking out because he's never done that shit before. And he's like, I got to catch a flight. So he just has full on

pack contacts while he's flying. Yeah, I'm going to look, look, that's, look, that's funny. Here we go. It is funny here. Let me hear this. Okay, hold on. Hold on. That's really bad. I would never do that to a friend of mine. But that is fucking hysterical.

That's funny. It is. That is funny. It is funny to everybody else. You know, like, I would imagine internally between you and the person you do it to, it's going to be really unfunny. Like, really not cool. Picturing that happening to Burt Kreiser is fucking hilarious. Yeah, exactly. It's what I mean. It's like his skin is like extra red, like more red than it usually is. And he's like, the idea of boohing somebody in general is so not okay. It's like to slip drugs to anybody, even like people you don't like is insane enough,

but to like someone who you consider a friend is the wildish shit. Comedians do that though, man. Comedians just like disrespect each other's boundaries like crazy. It's like really not cool at all. But like, yeah, I've never, I've never, I've never respected the, uh, the stand-up comedy scene for those reasons. Dude, there is the fact that, let's say, all the L.A. comics that most of them aren't in jail for assaulting women is a miracle. Because they've all told stories saying some of the worst shit that they've done, and they all laughed it off. It was all funny.

Stuff has surfaced, and then they all said, oh, it's just jokes. And I'm like, we know it's not jokes. People that are in the comedy scene, people surrounded by it or even just somewhat adjacent to it, know that this is, they think being a DJ. Giner it is fucking hilarious. What's that guy, Brian Callan, is like one of the biggest offenders. And he's just like, oh, I didn't do nothing. And there's like fucking just clips, clips and clips of him being like, oh, you know, I just lit my dick out.

Oh, I just made it. What, what, what, what? My favorite one was, what is it, Chris Delia learning that you could save Snapchat's. Did you see that? Wait, what? That is a fantastic clip. Because Christa, because Christa Leah got, I can't even remember what the reason was at this point. I don't really, honestly, I don't really care.

He did some shit. I remember that here about that. He, uh, he, he, um, he hooked up with a lot of underage girls. Oh, did he actually? Yeah. There is, like, yeah. Yeah, so that happened. Yeah.

Okay, so that happened. And he was like, he was, he was, uh, talking to them through Snapchat or whatever. And he's on a podcast and, like, he's just talking and like, and somebody brings up the fact. I can't remember what the reason was, but he brings up the fact that like, oh, yeah, the Snapchat DMs leaked. And he was like, wait, but how could Snapchat DMs leaked? Don't they delete? And it's like, oh, well, you could screenshot him and save him.

And he was, he's just looking around like, oh. Do you see a panic? Oh. Did you see him panic? It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, yeah, it's a quiet panic. It's very funny. It's like a very funny video. The amount of stuff floating out, he's like, oh, my God, all the shit that I've sin.

And yeah, man, there was a, dude, during that all that controversy, long story short, there was like two stories maybe that weren't true. And then his fans were like, good enough for me. But I'm like, what about the other dozens of women that have said shit? And then just about five, six months ago, maybe seven at this point. Some people, like this one guy made a really good documentary. And he actually started doing some like investigations with like some of his victims and shit. And then he has all of this fucking behind the scenes audio.

He has so much shit that I'm like, I don't even know how this guy is in prison. It's one of the, I guess it could be kind of like a Jared Fogle thing where it took a long time. Like that chick was cooperating. You know, do you know about that? Jared thought those people footlongs for a minute until they got him, bro. Yeah, he was fucking like, I didn't even finish that documentary, that series. It's insane. I didn't, I couldn't finish it.

I couldn't finish it. I got to the part where he started talking about like, like a, I think it was like a six-year-old boy in Thailand and I couldn't finish. I was done. That was already, I was all like, I'm done. I can't go anymore. Sorry, Jared. I won't even need a sandwich anymore. I don't even need a sandwich anymore.

I don't eat sandwiches I don't make ever But now especially Yeah Just there's Honestly I could never not I could never stop eating sandwiches Do you sandwiches? That would be like

From New York That would be impossible Part of your subculture shit To me that is Everybody loves sandwiches That's not like a New York fan It's just it's so convenient And it

And the great thing about sandwiches You can make a snack Or you can make it a meal Depending on how much you put in it Yeah it's perfect It's like honestly like Really underrated food In my opinion

No, sincerely like... They're not underrated. They're properly underrated. I don't think that. How do you think sandwiches are underrated? Because people think about... Every culture has versions of them, literally. That's not what under...

That's not what fucking underrated means, jackass. They're very well represented. They're very well represented and very high rated. People love sandwiches. Oh my God. Never mind. Never mind. Yeah. Find me somebody who's going to put at the top of their fucking, oh, top foods of all time,

sandwiches. Find me that. Find me that. You know what's crazy. You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy. Sushi Yeah, tacos like that.

You're right, you're right. But if you bring up sandwiches, I'll be like, ah, you know what sandwiches are pretty good. Everyone, everyone has that stupid list.

They won't say it. They won't say it. That kind of sounds like the point of underrated. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. But think of it like this, right? No one will say it at first, right?

Once you bring it up, they'll be like, ah, you know, you're right, sandwiches are up there. That's the fact that no one will say it at first is the point. The fact that no one will say it at first is the point. I'm going to kill you.

All right. Let's move on. I love it. That's great. God damn it. God Christ. Everyone will be like, you know what sandwich are pretty great.

You know, like, yeah, you're right. Because they're stupid. I really want a sandwich, actually. I want a sandwich right now. I'm getting hungry, actually, thinking about him. Get a sandwich.

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Visit for thepeople.com for an office near you. Talk about it, but this isn't I want to talk about this pretty crazy. Well, I just want, hold on, dude, I'm in the middle of something. So you need to see this. This fucking, I don't know if you've seen this hippie guy that's on the Timcast, literally have a fucking, like, a PTSD moment from that. It's so funny at the end. Oh, yeah, I did see this.

The one with the, you were talking about the, we won't wear dirty masks on our faces or whatever. Do you see at the end his fucking, he, he like shells up and it. He's literally about to, like, fucking cry. Dude, it's crazy. I was like, this is a grown-ass man. This is a grown-ass man that just has a fucking literal panic attack over this. And I love it. I just love it only for the reason that these people always act like they're super tough

or they can't wait to fight the Civil War or whatever the fuck. Yeah. And literally, if you just flung a mask at them like a fucking slingshot, they would probably fucking have a heart attack. They would vomit. They would vomit and shit. and shit themselves. Did you see that video?

I don't, we'll get back to this, we'll get back to this video and it's like, did you see that video of the kids sneaking up on that other kid in high school being,

punching him in the head and then shitting his pants. The video's old though. It's an old video. I've never seen that video before. That video is old, but it's funny as fuck yeah. He longed to sneak attack

and he shit his pants. Kingston, do you have that video? Do you have that? Can you find that video? It's like you put it up right now. Give me a second. Put it. Throw it in the chat.

It is absolutely worth being in this episode because, like, I can't, I can't explain to you how embarrassing it would be for you to. Imagine you are in high school, right? Your entire world is that school, basically. Yeah. You sneak up on a guy. Punch him in. Yeah, watch. Here it is. She sneak up on a guy.

Literally the worst thing that can happen to his kid. Dude, it's so bad. It's so bad. Because it's not even the person who gets snuck up on the chits his pants. It's the guy who is on the offensive. it's so fucking embarrassing I did you just see that spot on his pants

expanding it's crazy it's a crazy fight it's a bout it is a crazy fight what the fuck dude you see the he's his pants and everybody in the video is like

he shit his pants oh no no way This is This is This is relatively new This is not new I saw it months ago Well months ago

It's relatively new That's not like seven years old He's got crocs on He's got crox on This is new I mean yes There's new era stuff Yes

It's new era stuff I was thinking like old I just love I just Old internet old I love the idea This is like Imagine Imagine you're a sniper

In the fucking military You kill somebody from like eight miles away and then you shit your pants. Like it's just like the idea of being, the idea of having all the advantage in a fight and then still shitting yourself is hysterical. And he's like one of those good old boys too. He's got the backwards hat that probably,

it's probably a Punisher logo I can't tell. He's got the, you know, he's got the fucking Wrangler jeans on. And he just, he like somehow. He's got the backwards hat. Oh, no. He trips before he like, he has, dude, he, he, I don't even understand this. I'm like, rewinding it. and he's trying to punch his face.

Now, the kid, I don't know if he knows how to fight, but he actually just, he rolls with the punch, which is really cool. When he goes in for the fucking left hook, he's like already falling. Like, I don't even understand what's happening. I don't even know this. I don't know. And then this is a pretty good fight, though. I was expecting it to just be like a beat down.

That other kid with the curly hair was just fending him off. He was just fending him. At one point, look at one point, the kid, you know, the good old boys, pants are all doodooed up. He's slipping on his shit or something. And then the kid with the gray is now working, he's fucking pounding him

while he's against the wall. And now this kid is, uh, the do-doo is sprawling. Because that's all he can do. He can't do anything else. He's just sprawling. So he probably wrestles, but he's shitty as fuck, literally and figuratively. And, uh, Krox is doing work, man. This is

fucking hilarious. The thing is, the thing is, once you shit your, like, You have to move. You have to move. You have to change schools. You got to leave down. You got to beat the person that you, if you shit yourself, you have to beat the person you're fighting so bad that the shitting yourself isn't the craziest thing. You got to beat that guy into a comatose state. So you have to kill him. The only way, no, no, the only way you redeem yourself is you become crazy and dangerous. By when you shit yourself, you put your hands down your pants and you throw it at them. That will everyone be, whoa. He did that on purpose. He was so.

mad that he shit himself to throw his shit at him. You know, that reminds you that fucking, that Hey Arnold episode where he, like, where he's like, Wait, that happened in Hey Arnold? No, no, there's a Hey Arnold, there's a Hey Arnold episode where people threatened to beat him up. He's like, he's about to get into a fight after school, but then he just like acts insane. And then everybody's just like, I'm, I'm crazy.

And it's like, I think it's like James Brown literally in the episode. And it's like, and nobody wants to fuck with it. Yeah, like, he's like, whoa, you're crazy, man. In real life, he would have gotten twice the, the, she's like, kicked out of him. Yeah, he would have gotten shot probably. He would be like, what's this? This guy's a threat to me now because I can't predict his movements.

Fifth graders with a fucking gun. Bro, go to Brazil. It happens, man. Go to Brazil, bro. You'll find fifth graders with guns and you'll find fifth graders that lead gangs, bro. It's a kid. It's probably pretty common. Kid.

Where? Where? You'll find it. You'll find eight-year-olds with fucking. In college school? It wasn't that crazy. It wasn't that crazy. The middle school was getting in.

No, man. It was... Chris, I went to school there. There was a kid that was... I understand, but like, I knew a kid that brought eight grenades into that school and went home. That's not true. That's not true. It is true.

People would bring guns to school, though. People would bring guns to school. That shit was crazy. He was juggling grenades. He was juggling grenades in the bathroom. And he was putting out a little show. I remember this one day. This is insane.

This is the most of the same. insane thing ever. I remember one day some kids said, I'm going to punch a teacher in the face after school. And we thought it was a joke. And after school, he punched a teacher in the face. And he was like a 17 year old kid thought he was tough. And his teacher was this grown

ass man, jacked ass dude. He punched in a face. And the teacher proceeded to beat the dog shit out of that kid. And I'm like, why would he do that? I was like, why would he do? I like, I think these kids think that they're Like, I'm in the streets.

I'm tough. It's like, yes, compared to other kids. You are tough. Kids generally think that they're like invincible in comparison to most. Like, yeah, yeah. They just general. I'm a kid, you can't do nothing. I have a kid, you can't do shit to me.

And then you get fucking thrown into the stratosphere by a band 16 times your size. It's insane, dude. It was all the time. I was those like the tough kids. I remember this. This is one of my most terrifying moments. ever ever ever ever ever ever i was i was in the grenade kid with the grenades no no no i was in third grade i was in third grade and i fought this ms 13 kid one of my cousins was friends of this dude

that was ms 13 you were like it was i was like maybe like 12 he was like 15 i fought his younger brother i beat him up when i went back to visit the bronx when i was like 18 years old i saw the kid again tattoos on his face tatted up crazy clearly concealing something on his hip i was saw him by my building and I kid you not, my heart sank because I was like, oh, I'm going to die now. He's going to remember I fought him and he's going to kill me. I went over

there. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Did he kill you? No, he didn't kill me. He didn't kill me. Spoiler alert. I can't believe we didn't kill you. That's, I didn't know. He actually apologized for it. He was like, I was being a dumb kid. Like, I'm sorry, man. Like, I'm just being a dumb kid. And he was, because his

brother made fun of it was he started to and he got beat up. And plus his brother was cool with my cousin. So luckily, that's the only reason why. And we actually ended up chilling to eat. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen. Or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal. Yeah, you heard me.

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Somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone.

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Pizza with each other that whole day. Really cool dude. Definitely probably in jail now. Yeah, he's definitely in jail or dead. Some sangre posongre shit. Bro, there. Dude, those selfie dudes are crazy, man. He was, I was like, he's got a gun on his hip.

I can tell because my instincts are making me run. So. I stood next to him and I was just scared. So before we continue on today, right? Yep. I do want to point out our Patreon is doing super well. If you want to jump over onto the to Patreon.com slash the snark tank, we got a bunch of shit over there, a bunch of extra ammo episodes coming. We're doing all sorts of shit over there.

And it's really cool to have all that support. Also, I want to point out that I have not made, I have not been making the thumbnails for this, for this show for quite a lot. long time. I just want to get that out there. And so I haven't, so I don't know what, what the thumbnails are going to be until I basically see them show up on my YouTube for you page. And the last episode, I, I'm not even kidding. I was, it was like I was in a car accident. I couldn't, I was thrown clear of the, I was like, I can't believe that's the, I can't, first

of all I can't believe we're allowed to do these. But, but I laughed so much. fucking hard when I saw that. I just want to, I want everybody to give Derek his dues because the thumbnails have been just so fucking outlandish. They've been really out of pocket.

They've been really, really, really out of pocket, man. It's the only thing that I enjoy about doing like the editing process or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Where you truly get to be creative. Let me just think of something. We're like that old Bradley Cooper thing. We came to the conclusion of like

it wasn't a big fucking deal so I'm like well let me make it a big deal this is what people were the way that the way that people were acting is like that

that's what like they're acting like it look like that shit and I just love looking at it my favorite one my favorite one recently is the one of

Al Bundy holding a gun up to a holding a gun up to that one is no the Balders Gate one is fucking hilarious too the Balder's gay one

tities are big ones Tiddies are bigger when the gnomes dick is longer than his upper body, bro. It's good. It's some good thumbnail. I just want to show some appreciation for Derek's artistry here. Because I am consistently like every week, I see it on my fucking television and it blows my fucking mind every time I see it. Because I'm like, what was that episode about? Oh, I remember. Okay.

Yeah. Fucking that. I really like that fucking. the submersible one because Sweeney you brought up that fucking Ed and Eddie thing and it was just it was so perfect I was like this is this is great like I don't even need to search for anything I didn't know what I need to use it was great yeah it's pretty uh bro him hold up dude him holding a gun to her is so funny dude that freaking what you call across the you call the you machine a burst yeah they're all they're all they're all

They're all very good. It's nuts. The autistic guy from the good doctor as Link jumping. What was, uh, we had some, we had some stuff to specifically talk about today, right? Like, there was like a specific thing that me and Derek were talking about before. Oh, oh, fucking Oliver, Oliver Anthony. The, uh, oh, the rich man North Richmond. So.

So, I'm in a home. So we touched on this a little bit on the last episode But I didn't I haven't I didn't actually see the song Did we? I don't even remember talking about it We like very brief like it was barely even I don't think it was even really like It was maybe like a minute long

The conversation Okay Because I hadn't seen it yet And I got I've gotten around to seeing it And the internet has gotten around to a lot of things He put out some other song I don't know it's not nearly it Did you hear it?

It's not yeah it's not It's not as... It's... Yeah. The first one's clearly better. Like, the first one's, like, just chord progression-wise, even though it is just E-minor, C-G-D, like, every fucking song is. But, you know, it's... The second one's whatever.

But, like, I see... We've seen a lot of kind of conservatives kind of turning on him because he was caught... Well, not caught. It wasn't like... It wasn't like a Chris Henson thing. No. No. No, he wasn't caught, like, gaying or anything.

anything. He was, he was, he was, he was giving some interview on the street where somebody was like, kind of just talking to him. And he's talking and he doesn't have an accent, which is like a big red flag for those people, because they really don't like it when you fake. Oh, dear, hey out of the way, hey, do I. And then you speak and you're like, I believe that things should be nice. It's a very, it's a very big red flag. But he was basically saying like, you know, oh, we shouldn't let our differences divide us like that. America's a melting pot and that's great, you know, or something like that, like something to that effect. Everybody was like, oh, man, fuck.

So he just said something not ignorant. They were like, no. Yeah, honestly, honestly, even just, even like when I heard the original song, I was kind of confused about like what it seemed to me a case of like the audience really kind of running with something more than like, because I, listening to that original song, it's like, it's like vaguely cringe a little bit. And there's a weird thing specifically about, like, I don't know, the, the fat people, milk and welfare when he's, like, not particularly skinny. You know, it's like, that's a little weird. But, like, I thought the song was kind of tame, honestly. Like, I feel like a lot of people were, like, projecting a lot of shit onto it. So, like, I think a lot of people are upset that he probably isn't a white supremacist and also that he that he isn't.

You know what I mean? I feel like everybody's disappointed. I feel like there are people who are like really, really, really, really left who are disappointed that he's not as racist as they thought he was. And there are people who are really, really far right who are upset that he isn't as racist as they want them to be. You know what I mean? It feels like one of those situations. Yeah. But his accent was like, oh, this guy is seethingly racist.

And then, nah, not really. His accent is so barely. Like, he is from Virginia, but I know people from Virginia that don't sound like they're from fucking Appalachia, you know? They just sound like things. Yeah, yeah, they're just, so he has like, it may be the slightest little of anything, but country is a genre of music and the people that sing country

sing in that twang. That's kind of how it works. They do, yeah, they do. It's just how it works. It's like when you're rapping. That's why I make so much fun of British hip hop because they don't assimilate. They do their thing, and it sounds terrible.

You know what I mean? But you have, like, say, because here's a thing. There is a, without these, Southern black American accent, hip hop sounds kind of weird outside of it. It's kind of like country. If you were to do it, like, say, I tried my best.

Oh, oh, I did a gay parody of that song. I tried my fucking... Like within six hours, basically, he fucking did this. Well, as soon as I... Because I finally got... When you tagged me in that thing, this was finally... The signs were all...

YouTube was like... recommending me a clip of the former Cumbtown, the Adam Friedland show. They're talking about it. Somebody else was talking about Anthony Fantano. I was like, okay, YouTube wants me to watch this. So I finally did. And then I finally see why people were mad. Like people on the left, particularly that were, oh, you were taking swipes at rich people,

but then you're talking about fat welfare, 5-4. And people were putting racial undertones on it by saying, oh, 5-4, or were they supposed to be Mexican. That's weird. Yeah, that's bizarre. They were kind of putting things like the old Richmond, North of Richmond, like, oh, a separation of the Confederacy. And I was thinking, no, isn't he doesn't that what?

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I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. we are always open our call center is always waiting to take your call 24-7 365 wow dan morgan from morgan from

america's large injury law firm thanks for coming by the show thanks for having me visit for thepeople dot com for an office near you Washington DC or something yeah he's talking about he's talking about politicians yeah yeah he's talking about like DC and shit right which is so misguided because the song is the song the song is like kind of written in a tone where it's like I know what's up and nobody else is like you're this is exactly the kind of shit that they love going around it's but it's fucking it's stupid yeah it just

yeah I would have been totally fine with the song if it's if the first verse it was just that the entire song like that whole other shit

where he's trying to welfare this and that just became stupid yeah yeah I yeah I promise you some fat guy

uh milking welfare is not the reason why your rent is going up expansion I'm sucks in dick drinking

piss But you're right You are right though That like you need that twang Otherwise it's not country It's just sort of like I don't even know Like it like

It's just I guess bluegrass Some acoustic That's still country That's subcountry It's just acoustic It's just kind of acoustic It's just folk rock basically

Yeah Without It's just fucking Mumford Mumford and Sons I mean Mofida's sons Though Mofuson goes hard though

I will never forgive you For saying that But Bro they have some of their songs bro That fucking that Those jingles, man, those D. I'm not going to call it instrumental

Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Go, go. All right, fine, go hang out behind a hobby-lobby and masturbate to fucking little lion man. Like, you, like, I know you always It's not bad. Yeah, I don't see, okay, whatever. It's not. There is a, there is a, I never put this out because

I was like, I don't know if this will hit, but, uh, there's a picture of Hitler with, um, holding a banjo, right? Like, he's doing the, The salute, but somebody put a banjo in a sense. So look as he's playing the banjo. And around that time, the Munford song was popular.

And it was like, I will wait. I will wait for you. I like that song, man. And so it immediately became, I will gas, I will gas the. I remember that. I remember that. The who? The who?

Down to down, down. I will get. I guess. She goes hard. Bro, bro. When what you call the way? when the little solo go on when the freaking solo for the banjo goes on,

it's kind of, it's kind of good. Sonically, it's good. I wouldn't have had any problem with them if they stayed off of my radio station that was just basically, you know,

system of it down, fucking Nirvana, some newer shit, but then all of a sudden they started playing, um, Mumford and Sons, they started playing that song with the, the sweater song,

it's cold. That's not mine for the son. That's what you're saying. They started playing songs like that. No, I like that song. I actually liked that song, that sweater song or whatever. I forgot who, it's, um... The chick, she's some...

No, it's a band. I forgot their names, though. I don't even know. Yeah, whatever. They started playing those vibes. They even started playing, um, Rob Schneider's daughter has a band. What the fuck?

And they started, um... Yeah, Rob Schneider's daughter has a band. The neighborhood. There you go. Oh, the neighborhood. That's right. Yeah. They're dope too.

But, yeah, Rob Snyder's daughter, it started ending up all, they started putting all of these indie style and folk and all this shit that I'm like, what, what? That's 2012, man. I was, in 2010, 2012. It was like a weird day. It was like dirty paws and like monsters and men and that stuff. Like, it was very weird, very weird soft time.

I really like, I like the Black Keys, so I was like, all right, fair enough. Black Keys, yeah. I thought I was fair enough Dude that fucking Arctic monkeys He fucking cheated on Michelle Branch

Oh yeah Can you imagine Can you imagine that shit bro That guy is fucking hideous That guy's a hideous piece of shit Michelle Let me Google Let me Google Michelle Branch

So I can see if I can justify it She's better than him at least Dude Michelle Branch is definitely Yeah that's insane You're insane Dude That's insane

Michelle Branch is definitely better That guy looks like that guy looks like every fucking nerd he's just he's just he's just he just he got lucky he's in a successful band oh the black

oh wow yeah dude this guy this guy looks wow this dude I've never seen somebody look this disproportionate bro he looks he looks like a character from a doctor's book

he looks like he looks like he looks like he looks like the guy that was following Sam I am who was following who was Sam I am annoying the whole I don't remember. What's his name? What's his name?

Who was some of Google? Who was Sam I am? Asking an eager next man. Yeah, no, dude. You can't, you can't be doing that, man. That's insane. Who was Sam? I am. What an idiot? Like, I'm like, I'm like, dude. I was just, I was just kidding. But like, it's crazy, dude.

He looks like Guy I am. You see the picture of them together, right? The one where they're together. And you're like, this guy is like, where he's outside of like a fight club or something. He has his black jacket on his, uh, he's holding a drink and she has a pink blazer on. Dude, the one I'm looking at is, is like an E.T. Online article where it says

Michelle Branch suspends divorce from Patrick Carney working on marriage. And it's a photo of him like a monochromatic Hawaiian kind of scratchy shirt outside of like some fight club at night. And he looks like a swollen Napoleon dynamite. It's crazy. Is Michelle Blanche, Asian? Branch Asian?

Maybe partially. She definitely looks Asian. You're probably right. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. She looks like a white girl version of Michelle Yo, if that makes any sense. She definitely looks like, yeah, she probably has one Asian parent. Like, if you look it up, I'm sure you're right.

Honestly, like, I don't know, man, she wrote too many bangers for you to do that. You can't do that. And she's also like, like, bro, I mean, she's not fucking the, she's not Margo Robbie or whatever the fuck. But she's always been. Indonesian. There you go. Yeah, there you go. Perfect.

But like, look at this fucking guy. Like, you don't, like, what's with fucking ugly-ass fucking people thinking that, like, oh, once they've snagged like somebody, they're like, oh, see, I can pull one of these. I can pull an aid or whatever, this fucking dumb-ass scale. And then all of a sudden just thinks that, like, you can just fuck. It's usually not that simple, but it's like, just don't cheat on people, man. Just don't do that. I mean, don't cheat.

That's a simple way to way to him down to. No, but you're right. It's always more complicated than just like, oh, like. Extra, if you're a fucking hideous piece of shit. You never know, man. If you're lucky enough to get in a, like, in a good relationship probably or whatever, I don't know, Michelle Branch at all. She might be fucking terrified. That's actually, that's the thing, too.

Yeah, exactly. We don't know. That's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's a thing. Here's the reality. Here's the reality. It's never justifiable to do that, right?

You know. So just don't do it. It's really simple. Especially. I just wanted to Michelle Branch. I just want to dunk on that dude because I'm just like, You're everywhere. You're everywhere.

That song's ironic. I love that song. And you can't admit Mumford and Son has some slappers? No, because Mumford and Sam... You can't admit I will wait a good song, bro? It's a good song. Look, here's what I'm saying. I don't really care if it's a good song

because I don't like it. That's what I... That's all I'm saying. That's literally what I'm saying. I don't like Mumford and Sons. I don't like the way it sounds. I don't like... that it was fucking everywhere for a long period of time.

I don't like the soft sound of it. Like, it's just, it's not interesting to me. You know? I want to hear something else. It's also not very catchy. So, like, I think it's, I think that's the opposite of the truth. It is in fact extremely catchy. That's all it has, really.

In fact, it's very catchy. They covered fucking House of the Rising Sun. Yeah. Yeah, we got to stop. We got a stop. That's my favorite. I love that song. How do we get here?

I listen to the words I say, hey, the screams all sound the same. Wait, that's not them. Is that them? Yeah. Isn't it? No. Isn't that that band with the girl? Is that?

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And the truth will carry this. Something, something, body, something. Safe to shore, yeah. Yeah, I don't even know. You know when I heard that song? That's Monsters and Men. You know what I fucking heard hers that song? I was watching.

I went to, I got invited to a Ron Paul rally. My buddy, he was like, dude, we got to go. And I was like, I'm down to see this scene because he was like a rock star at the time. You're such a fucking asshole, Kingston. I'm exactly right. I'm exactly. It's little talks by fucking, by fucking, what is it, monsters of monsters and men. Oh, really?

I guess what's wrong. Their name is of Monsters and Men. Yeah, I've never even... I heard that song before it was like on the radio because some guy made a compilation of that Rom Paul event. I was like, oh, I want to see this. And then that fucking song was playing. I was like, what the fuck is this song?

It was so like skippy and happy. And then there's just a bunch of pissed off libertarians fucking in this like football stadium. Listening to Ron Paul, like, you know, talking about, I don't know, killing bitches and states rights and shit. That song goes hard too. I mean, I remember being catchy as fuck.

I just remember. Well, they're all dead now. You know what goes hard to? Radioactive, bro. That era of music, I couldn't stand it because it was so... This is what this era of music. That era music was when I didn't have an eye appliance yet, right?

I was 17. I didn't have my eye thing yet, right? So, unfortunately... And also, no, no. It was probably when I was like 18 or 19, and I was working at Dunkin' Donuts. And what happened is they play, they play, obviously, at every store,

they play hit music only. And I learned to appreciate that. I learned to appreciate it. I was like, all right, cool. This is the course of music. My girlfriend's too. It was the opposite for me, man. It was the opposite for me.

My girlfriend is too. I'm in an interrel relationship. I got to deal with this. I'm going to see hears of this all the time, and I just dealt with it. And then I got my iPhone, and I'd stopped the thing to the radio. And for maybe three years,

I did not know what music came out. because I just listen to what I like even now I'm still really detached from music because like right now I'm on like this Brazilian funk music like like wave where like I listen to like a bunch of Brazilian music was doing the same that's every Brazilian

song has that beat in it and it goes bananas. It's like like regatone how it's the same thing Rigetone changes somewhat Brazilian funk does it really bro it's fire though I'll take your word for it Because every regga tone song I've heard

sound exactly the same to me. But to be fair, I think just Latin music in general because even Nortenio music, it sounds exactly the same. The baseline is always the same. Latin music sounds like the kind of genre music it is. Like Banda sounds like Banda. What's your color?

Cumbia sounds like cumbia. Regettone says like reggaeton. Bichita sounds like Bichat. Like they sound like their kind of music. And that's fine. That's how you do a genre. I've been listening. Yeah.

I've definitely not been listening to Mufford and Sons lately. Yeah, one recommend I want to give to the listeners is, if you haven't heard it, Lost on You by LP. Probably one of the only good songs that came out in that era of that indie kind of vibe. Some fucking, I don't know, lesbian chick just pouring a heart out. Great fucking song. Other than that, most of it's kind of mid. Sorry, guys, if you're like super into that shit.

You're gay. I just got a straight up. Sorry, I'm sorry. So while we're on the subject of me, should we even, should we mention the fact that, because I'm thinking about the staggered release of like how the podcast works and how like this will be live by the time certain things that we are working on will be like, should we mention that at all? Mention what? The, the thing that we were, the thing that we worked on. Oh, oh. Because it's going to be, it's probably, it's probably going to be live by the time this is out for everyone.

You're right, you're right, you're right. Yeah. Yeah, so we, yeah, so Derek and I worked on a song together. It was, what was it a, what was it in, well, you, you wrote the main part of it. Yeah, so it was, I'm gonna, I've been writing a bunch of songs behind the scenes, and it's, it's just kind of going to be like an inspired series where there's a lot of metal and rock musicians that just emulate bands. They'll say, I wrote a Lamb of God song, and then it sounds like Lamb of God and it's like it could pass off as them. I'm doing something adjacent where it's just like inspired by them. So maybe you'll hear inspiration, but it's an original song, like a complete original

and not like, oh, you're ripping this band off. So the first one that I want to do, I invited Chris because I wanted to write like a song was inspired by Turnstile. I love that fucking band. So it's just kind of like punk, hardcore kind of a thing. It's kind of like this diffusion of that. And yeah, I got to say, like. It's, I really like how it came out.

I actually thought Chris, I had him write the second verse and fucking nailed it. Like it's, it sounds like it's his song. That's like, well, the way that it sounds, I was like, ah, this sounds like, it was almost to the point where I was going to be like, maybe I should just have you write the first verse two. And then just, because it would just, it would just, I know I didn't want to bother you. That's why I didn't ask. But it was just more of like, I was like, ah, man, this sounds way better for your voice. voice doesn't sound great for this I was pretty happy with how it turned out

I can't mix for shit so it's always nice to hear other people fucking mix my own stuff but it's yeah that'll be out probably by the time free feeds hear this but by certainly I don't know about Patreon Patreon but

Patreon might be if everything goes right actually the YouTube version will be out regardless it will be out on Friday I will put it out so it will be out as you listen to this right now free feeds sorry, Patreon people and then free feeds everything will be out It'll be streaming everywhere

It's I think what is Chris This is your official return To making like music Yeah I haven't done I haven't done proper music in a while This is probably the first time I've been working on some stuff But like I said I can't mix

I'm focused on writing a bunch of stuff now And then like once all that stuff is done I'll like isolate the stems And send it off to somebody who can actually do that shit But yeah So that'll be out soon And before we get into questions, I do want to bring up, and I think Kingston might have wanted to bring this up earlier while we're about to transition into questions. Huge condolences for our friend, young Crip, Donnie, who is no longer with us.

Fucking idiot died. Great. Asshole. Like, for reals this time. Yeah, actually. He actually, he actually has passed on. He actually died. I told him specifically that I was going to see him at some point.

I didn't get the chance to, so I feel like he did it on purpose just to spite me. You imagine? Just complete dickhead. What if John Trump killed him? I think he was the last one to see him, really. I think John Trunk killed him. Yeah, he was. Well, he was one of the last people to work on something with him.

But he's got a comedy special out. that we would we'd like to plug to we'll probably put it in the description for the video so you can go check it out it was one of the last things

he recorded and he would appreciate us joking about it I think he's one of those people who genuinely did not he was like one of the few people

that I've met that truly was actually genuinely like super nice but also did genuinely give no fucks about like anything that he was saying yeah

and it was pretty great it's a pretty great he's a pretty great guy so a rest in peace boy and peace man press fucking F

dude yeah F in the chat yeah man yeah rest of me rest of man yeah and when I die

yeah I'm gonna go up there we don't care we don't care we don't care we don't care we don't care we don't care we'll be up there I'm gonna kill him I'm gonna kill him again

I hope you when you die we'll sleep we'll sleep still you fucking cripple him in heaven you make sure I hope he's still I hope he's still disabled in the afterlife

personally that's so fuck it's so Imagine that. I'd be so mad. I'd be like, what's the point, dude? What the fuck, God? Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right?

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on.

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Is that like, if it was literally anybody else, I would feel somewhat weird about joking about it. But yeah, we are all so certain. Like, everyone is so beyond certain that he would want this. So, like, I appreciate that. One dickhead on my Instagram that was like being obtuse. And it just irked me because of, I'm like, do you not know who this is?

Like, I don't understand. Yeah. It's different from a... Those people probably know him, but they don't know him. We know him. Like, we're friends with him. Yeah, yeah. So that's why.

Like, we know him. Like, I know, Donovan is like my boy. And like, when we ever would talk, there would be nothing we wouldn't make fun of. Yeah. That's one of the few people that I can go as far as I want to with making jokes about terrible shit and they can genuinely match me. I'm like, hey, we see this video about this guy getting shot in the face in Tibet. And he's like, bro, I want up you.

Here's a kid gang flung off a roller coaster. And I'm like, damn, bro. He had all those videos downloaded onto his chair so he could air drop them to whoever he wanted. Nah, dude, his old discord was a wily place, bro. I'm sure. I know. I know. Oh, you were part of it.

Yeah, you were, but it was a wily place. That shit. I didn't want to. Anyway, bro, I don't want part of any discords where I feel like there's going to, FBI is for sure looking into this. Did you see that? Did you see that picture? Because somebody photoshopped, this is all very stupid, but somebody photoshopped Donnie with Logan Paul's girlfriend.

No? Because you know that Dylan Dennis thing? He's like, he's like posting photos of Logan's wife with like every fucking man in the world. That's right. Somebody photoshopped him. Somebody photoshopped him with Donovan. It was like, bro, even Donnie? It was just like, oh, man.

It's good. Anyway. Yeah, so we're going to get to do that. some peace, Donnie. We're going to go into questions now. But first, a quick break. Have you ever come too much and you want to get rid of the cum because it's taken up too much space in your house?

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There's some bloody batches Yeah some of them are orange Some of them are like Have a green tint Here's the thing though They're not The cum isn't resold like Goodwill Everyone's kind of wondering

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He lifts you up on one hand, a very little effort. Fetch me more cum. Fetch me to come. All right, let's move on to some questions. All right? We got some good ones here from our audience over at patreon.com slash a Star Tank. Remember there are tiers where you can donate and you can ask your questions. There's actually so many questions now that we're thinking of doing just like certain extra ammo episodes dedicated entirely to questions because it's like it's a lot, man.

Which is awesome. We appreciate it. It keeps the show going. But also there's a lot of you. So we want to make sure we get all of you, especially for this month. I don't know. This month is fucking loaded. Did we do something this month that like that got like a lot?

I don't know. It's a very bizarre influx We had a good episode back Which I forgot which one it was The Pee-Werman thing People were really A lot of high praise with that one man We were just on fire, I guess

Want to see my binder? You guys want to see my binder? Want to see my binder? No, I don't It's fucking Digimon I don't want to see that shit All right, Kinks is going to show us This fucking Digimon binder

He has this He spent money on this So he's going to show it to us The N-words This is my first page Suck my dong Alright that's pretty cool Yeah

This page is really cool There's cool digi-mine There are cards for the guys They're cards for the people To the digital N-words To Don't you

Wait don't you But don't you Play with those No not these These are ones I'm willing to trade I'll kiss your mom digital monsters this is the best deck

in a meta right now. These two cards together are worth about $300. That's cool. You're making me angry. Yeah, man. I didn't pay that for them. I got them for free. But still, you know, they're worth a lot. Why do you always get shit for free? Would you bully?

I don't bully anybody. I'm... You went to a local comic shop and then you implied to the kid. It would be really cool if you gave those to me. No, dude. You know what I do? You know what I do? I put good energy out here and I receive things. He goes up to these like dragons den types of locations and he goes like man I sure am

the only black person here. Would be a shame if I said something happened here and you guys got a lot of heat. No, what cards you got? I put good energy into the world and I received good energy. You guys did you guys say all you want. You threatened to Jesse Smollett every single dragon send that you ever go to. You guys.

I'm going to say that. You guys can choose to say whatever you want, but I understand that I put good energy into the world and good things happen. If you don't give me that fucking exodia, I'm going to tell the world you tried to lynch me outside in Chicago. I put good energy into the world, guys. One day when you guys aren't such figurenaggates, you guys will get great things. But until then, I guess not. I already have, look, I already have great things, okay? Yeah, but guess what?

I got my foreskin removed. That's not really a great thing. Exactly. I miss mine. I don't mind it. Did you know yours before it was gone? Yeah, man. I've been self-aware since the womb.

That's unfortunate. I can tell. That's so scary. I can tell, actually, in fact. Now that I think about you as a person, I can tell, you've been self-aware in that long. What? The fuck, Mom. All right, let's go.

All right, yeah. All right, let's go. It was probably the worst thing. Why'd you cut my dick off, mom? I would come up to a woman racist. It would have been too O-P, son. We had to, we had to nerf you. We had to stop you somehow.

Yeah, that's crazy, man. All right, let's go. All right, let's go. Sween can choose what's, what, what? Okay, choose can, Sween can choose what I make Chris say next. This is a weird sentence for some reason. He wrote in, he says, Hello guacamole and word penises.

I don't know what the fuck that even means. But you need to choose between two terrible superpowers. Become 1% stronger every time you say the hard are around black people who don't know you. It's an important part of this. Oh, easy. Yeah, it was easy for them. It's really dumb. It's a really dumb question.

Or one percent stronger. Or one percent stronger every time you slap a random baby full wind up. Man. Well. You get a job at a nursery You're going to talk about a nursery And then you're just sitting fire to that, bro And they get in a room

By the time they get in the room It's like, it's too late I'm too strong now And then you fuck a ball on a security So the argument here The argument here is amazing Because it draws an equivalent between saying a slur and

killing a baby. You won't kill it if you fuck out of it. If you slap a baby full windup, you won't kill it. If you slap a baby full wind up, you will absolutely kill it. Are you kidding? An adult? There's a big possibility that you're going to kill it.

An adult woman could slap a baby to death full wind up. I like you. I mean, you've seen the power slap shit. Imagine if they slap babies instead of each other. The rep's the rest. The ref holds the baby up. The refles the baby up. And they're like, do we the...

You just watch those babies explode. Bro, I would laugh. I would laugh till I died. I would laugh myself to death, I think. Oh, man. I think I would laugh myself to an early grave because that would be so funny. It'd be ridiculous. Yeah, it'd be.

It's too absurd to have even happened. So you're just looking at it. It is bring the baby in shackle. The baby's like, let me go. The baby's in shackle. He's got like a fucking ball and chain tied to him. It's ridiculous.

Let me go. Let me go. Let me go. Free me. And it's like, no baby. Sorry. And you just slap the fuck out of it.

You keep hitting it. The baby would have escaped without these shackles. We had to shackle this baby. We had the shackle. He was too wily. He clearly would have gotten to a way. Why did you shack with a baby? He would have gotten out.

I mean, look, man, I'm going with the, I'm going with the, I can't, I'm not going to kill a baby. Like, it's just, it's not even, you kill it. You don't kill it. You're being a hurt. Potentially. I don't think you know what full windup is. I don't think you know what full windup means. I do, I do, but you don't have to kill it.

Kingston, do you think that you could slap a baby full wind up and not kill it? Do you think that's even possible? Yes. I heard the breath of, the breath of doubt before you said that. That would kill a baby. Dude, some babies die by accident just existing. SIDS is a thing. Like, that's a thing that happens.

Infants just die because they think too hard, or they think about, like, green, coconut, glass at the same time. And then they fucking, they short-circuit and die. Okay? You got to ease your power, but I definitely hit a baby full. Yeah, okay. Look, I'm saying the slurs, man. I'm saying the slurs, man.

It's not a big deal. But by the time, you know what? First of all, I got no malice in my heart. I'll say it. I don't give a shit. And by the way, I can just say it like a million times to the same people. And if they get like really angry, I'll be too strong for them to do anything about it. That's true.

So like that's kind of... Wait, wait, wait, wait. Does it count if you say it around multiple different people? Like if you go on your ear, if the ear's shot of like 100 black people and you say it once, does that accumulate? Does it stack? I'm assuming it stacks. Yeah, I assume it stacks. Yeah.

So I could just make a video where I say it. And that would be incredible. No, no, no, no, videos don't count. You have to be in a danger zone. Oh, yeah. All right, well, I don't know. Here's my line is, my line is, well, of course you would. Of course you would.

You don't have any of those heartbeat. Because it'd be funny the idea of them trying to stop me from hurting those babies. Can we call the babies? The N-word. We call the N-word and slap them. Small black babies. Can you call it in or end-slap them to get double buff? Yeah, I think so.

We're moving on. We're moving on. Next question. We got a lot of questions. get to. They come in. Start in those babies. Too late.

Too late. I already hit 10 babies. Here's another one that I think is insane. So here's another one that I think is absolutely insane. A crab named Heller wrote in. He says, What's Up, Cringe Gaycom, Derek Jeter, and Tom, they're underneath the floorboard Selleck. My question is a stupid one, but simple.

Would you rather have to deal with a kidney stone once a month or stub your pinky toe really hard every two? weeks. First of all, I'm stubbing my toe. I'm stubbing my toe. I don't think you guys have a concept. And I don't either, by the way. Like, I've never had a kidney stone, but I, I've subbed my toe. I can deal with that. That sucks, but I'll deal with it. Okay. My swaggerow had a kidney stone recently, and it was really sad seeing him in that much pain. Who? My swigro. It was really bad. What is that? Like Lily, like Lily's dad. Lily's dad, how like a kidney stone

and like I saw like the condition he was in was really sad it was really sad seeing a grown man in that much pain he's just like

dude you can't you're passing a fucking diamond through your fucking peehole man like that's crazy it's funny but it's also really sad it's like oh that hurts a little bit

oh oh oh mild discomfort mild that's mild that's mild and you're and you're crying

you're crying watching it Yeah, the only thing that's stubbing my pinkie toe does is just it makes me angry. It just makes me upset. You know what I mean? I'm just angry that like, God damn it, I stub my fucking pinky toe. That piss me up. We need to hit it hard.

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I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard. of years recently, it said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north,

probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from,

thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Like, it hurts like a bitch, but I'm way more angry than I'm hurt. I'm upset that I'm like, you fucking, it makes me want to just grab scissors and cut it off, but then I know it would be awkward to run, you know.

So you don't want to cut off your pinky toe. All of a sudden, you're like, oh, my maneuvering is a little thrown off. Oops. Yeah, you're like, fuck. You just cut your dick off. You immediately shit and chop your penis off. And it's like, bro, what do?

If you cut, if you cut your pinky off, you basically, like, you have to walk for the rest of your life like you're italicized. It's crazy. I thought you're going to say like you're Italian. Italian. Let's hope not. Can you really, can you sincerely imagine passing a kidney stone every month? Fuck, no.

Just the thought of what. be flimsy eventually. Bro, I can't imagine what that shit feels like, bro. Like, it's, usually it's jagged too. It's all fucked up. It's large. Like, bro, imagine how the fuck up that feels when, you know,

when you get like a grain of sand in your eye and it feels like there's a fucking boulder in there? Yeah. Worst feeling ever, dude. So I can't imagine, like, say, what passing, like, ugh, it's remember back in the day, I know, I say remember as we didn't have to go with it,

but back in the day, Some people had to get their fucking pheel swabbed for for STIs or whatever or STDs back. Yeah, yeah. That's so fucking ridiculous. Like imagine that shit, bro. Oh, fuck, no. All of this is bad. Like, nothing should be, nothing solid should be in that area at all, man.

I'm stopping my toe. Easy. Yeah, yeah. 100. That's so fucking horrible. You got to put a toe in your uricra. You got to put, someone's got to put their big toe in your wrist. That's disgusting.

That's fucking hailed. You gotta let me do it. You gotta let me do it. You gotta let me do it. The audience told me do. You wanna know, I got these scars? And he's showing you his penis. I was showing you his fucking penis.

It was like a fucking jacket arm. It looks all flimsy. It looks like an elephant's trunk. A guy put razor blades in his penis when I was sucking it. That is fucking. All right. Let's, uh... That's the joker.

That's the joke. That's the joke. That's fucking scary. That's the joke at the Joaquin Phoenix's movie. Ah, you wouldn't get it. That's what he says that. That's the joke. You wouldn't get it.

What's the next question? That's good. Oh, I got these scores. Uh, a mean lesbian, goth edition wrote, and he says, What's up figments of my imagination? I have a question named at Sweene. What's the best way? to get into D&D. I know I'd

probably really love and enjoy it, but I'm not sure where to start and how to get into it. This is a gay question, so it's for you. Yeah, he's talking about dick and dick, so I get it. Well, obviously there's critical role. It's the best place to probably say for beginners. Critical Role is very good.

Most game stores have Dungeons and Dragons nights, you know, and go there, play a little D&D with random people. Also, just... That's the worst way to get into it. I mean, it's unique. just picking up some of the books, man. The player's handbook,

Monster's Manual, and Dungeon Masters Guide, man. They're expensive, but there exists. There exists PDFs out there that you can probably download, watch a video or two. It's really, I don't know, just, I don't know, just look into it. Bro. Just look into it. I'm assuming this guy's got to have,

this person's got to have probably one friend that's into it. This is a mean lesbian. he's asking this question just looking into it man it's really it's really simple like you have an interest something to look into it mean lesbian you probably have one other mean lesbian friend

that plays my my advice because it's the only way that I really played because it was other people like my friend he's been working a comic shop for fucking like half his life so they're always running campaigns I mean they pretty much do Warhammer

there mostly but point being that through him there was a lot of campaigns that I participated in, you know, that it's the easiest way to not feel intimidated because, you know, it is a lot if you don't know what the fuck you're doing. You don't know anything about the classes. You don't know anything about any of that shit. I mean, if you played an RPG, I feel like if you played any type of RPG, you won't be lost. It's, I feel like that's kind of like the, you know, knowing the concept of, all right, here's fucking hip points, here's this, here's that. And then like everything else

kind of like, all right, I just need somebody to hold my hand a little bit. Yeah. Also, best thing, don't be embarrassed, you know? That's it. You're not going to know what you're doing the first time. That's fine. It's fine, not knowing what you're doing. Not everybody's a pro or everything.

I would take a step further and ruin everything. I would just do the dumbest shit and be like a pariah. Like, everybody trying to play seriously. And, like, say, I think one of my last characters, I was a dragon-born monk or something named Bill Cosby. And I wanted, I had stealth abilities and, and sleep potions and shit. And, like, it was, it was pretty good.

It was pretty good now. Like, I've only ever played one, so I, I have no. And even that wasn't, like, a real proper. Madness. Madness. Just, yeah, just have fun. Try, I try to have fun. Don't take it too seriously.

I look into it, and that's it. You know, people, like, it's so, for me, it's weird. So, like, how do you get into this thing? It's like, I don't know. Just, like, Google it and, like, start looking into it. And then you get into it, if you like it. Yeah, I know what you mean, yeah. I, like, people, I know.

people don't think like that, but it's like, that's how I, you know what it is? It's just, maybe there's like an, like, because I get people asking me of that about destiny a lot. And it's like, I honestly don't know the answer to that. Like, I think you, if you're trying to get into Destiny now, I think you, I really just think you missed it. Like, like, I don't know if there's really any room for you at this point. You're not having the same experience is everybody. Like, it's, it would be, it would be like today if somebody was like, how do I get into World of Warcraft? It's like, I.

you are late those type of games for sure I mean yeah you're late like something yeah yeah you're missing a lot of context you're going to be jumping into the same you might have fun maybe

but like I mean like you're going to be so out of touch with everything that's happening and you're going to have to watch so much shit and I feel like Dungeons Dragons might be like a similar thing where it's like oh which edition and like you know you know are how do I like

sure do I find places It's still so simple. It's like just look into it. You don't play fifth edition? Look at how... It's a lot to look into, brother. It's really not. It's not because you know it.

It's really not, but it's intimidating to start looking into anything that has existing, like, features. Like, there's so much fucking lore and so much shit that goes into the D&D universe. No, you don't need lore for D&D. Law is an absolute, that's not true at all. I guess to play a campaign, you can just play the game. but playing the game. Like, hey, what is the setting of this world? We're just going to be in this world.

You guys are going to do X. That's it. Yeah. And then the world fills in as you explore through it. But it's not just like, it's like, how do you get started reading Spider-Man? Just look, look into Spider-Man. That's it. You're like, hey, this is different.

No, no, no, no, no. I disagree. I think there's like a good way to answer that question because you could, you could, because there are certain runs that are like not super necessary. There's certain runs that are really fucking bad. And there are certain runs that are really fucking good. Yes, and what you do is you look that up and then you go from there. No, but no, no, no, but that's the point of the question.

It's like you know a lot. They want to recommend from you. Yeah. I would suggest the best place to do is somehow acquire the player's handbook, Dungeon Master's Guide, the Monster Manual. Look through the players handbook, give you some of a feel about what classes you'd like to play. I would suggest playing all of them because it's very, it's all of them bring everything to the table, but lots of them have like through lines where they kind of intersect with each other.

and then watch a little bit of critical role and then just Google other simple small things you don't understand. Yeah, I would say critical roles. Plenty of discord you get into. There's a lot of discords to do. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right?

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw billboard of years recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year.

And each year we get bigger and badder, and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law.

That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I would say critical world is a pretty good way to just. Like, I say that to Destiny people too. It's like, how do I? Oh, man, I'm really interested in Destiny. I don't know where I'm sorry. I'd be like, I always tell people it's like,

there's a guy named, my name is Bif. There's a guy named my name is Bif. He's got a lot of lore videos. I'll point you to. a one that I think is a good jumping on point. And if it's interesting to you, then I would say, go play the game. But if it's not, then don't even bother. Because, like, that's kind of, like, a big deal as far as, like, that's a lot of the value

that I get out of that game is lore stuff. And I've had people come to me, too. It's like, oh, how do I... There's so many Halo games. Like, where should I start? It's, like, the collection. Start with... I tell people to start with two, personally, because I think it's, like, the easiest

jumping off. You can go backwards from two and it's fine. You can go forward from two and it's fine. It's not that different, you know? They're asking us for a reason. It's because we know a lot about these very specific things. I would definitely start a one, but yeah, I wouldn't start with one. Well, I would start with two specifically because two's got like a, two's got the best story.

And so it's likely to grab you the most. And because it's likely to grab you the most, it's likely to drive your willingness to go through the first one, which is comparatively less, less interesting, but still fleshes out two. You know what I mean? That's how I experienced it. I played two first, and then I went back to one, and then I went to three in chronologically. But one is a, I don't know, man. If I had to play one first story-wise, I don't know if I would have been that interested in the story.

Because it's very standard in the first game. Anyway. Fair enough. Thank you, mean lesbian, goth edition for your D&D inquiry. Let's move on. Dirk C. wrote in, he says, hey, guys, a longtime fan. I was wondering what's, what game?

What's a game that you still... What, what the way? Hold on. What game can you still go back and play, but you could never recommend to anyone? For example, as much as I love the N64 Smash Brothers, it's probably the worst one. Yeah, it is. It's definitely the worst one.

Well, is... Yeah, no, it's worse than Brawl. It's worse than Brawl. Brawl's not great, but it's still, you know, it's not fucking Smash 64. That's crazy. But... I don't know.

Oh, man. There's like Couture. There's that Couture is a good one. Cotor is probably the best one, actually. That game's a masterpiece, but also at the same time, I'm just like, nah, man, don't. But I also, I'm like, it's, like, don't, but like, this is an amazing video game, but like, don't play it,

but this is an amazing video game. Yeah. I feel, man. Almost Dragon Age Origin, too, honestly. I kind of feel that way. about destiny, to be honest. Like, I feel, I feel like destiny's, like, I can't recommend that game to anybody. Because, like, it's, for the same reasons that I was talking about before.

It's just, like, it's too fucking late. It's too late. You know? Jump on their next thing, maybe. But, uh, I don't know, man. Like, those, those early ninja guidance for, like, the fucking NES are, like, really awesome, but they're so fucking hard that I, I don't imagine that anybody now would have the patience to do that.

Like I did when I was a child, and I didn't understand that, like, time was finite. I don't know, man. There's, there's a lot. Kotor is probably the best one though because Kotor Kotor is something like, I had to, I'm really, really good at looking past the datedness of certain things because I'm very

good at like contextualizing like, oh, this game came out in 1999. I'm not going to expect it to play like fucking, you know, Gears of War II. You know, like it's a very specific game that's fine. And so Kotor, I remember getting into it recently.

Like in the last like four years I got into Cotor. I never really played it before. And I was like, oh, this is really good. Like, this is really cool. But it took a lot of, like, overlooking, overlooking certain aspects of it and the controls and the way the combat works. That is a fucking ugly game that controls ugly, that feels ugly to play.

That is also fantastic. But there's no way a modern person's going to, like, there's no way, like, a seven-year-old is going to be. going to play Cotor. Like no way in hell. No fucking way. It's impossible to imagine. Look, great video game though. But just, you know, it's a great. Yeah. It's just fucking incredibly dated. I wonder if they're still doing that fucking remake. Isn't that like, I don't know, man. It may really sad because I got super excited for it. I don't know what's happening with that either. We're not doing it anymore because shit went crazy.

I keep hearing like conflicting reports behind the fucking scenes about that, that game. Like, either it exists or like it's still happening or it's gotten canned or it's switch developers or like i don't know they're fucking that shit up yeah that's stupid all right let me see mr hot salsa wrote and he says hello gentlemen this isn't a question more of a realization with the current body count discourse that is prevailing across twitter i haven't seen this this discourse by the way is that is that happening yeah i mean it's more of uh it's It's more, it's beyond Twitter. It's, it's Twitter and like zoomer shit.

Oh, yeah. Is it like in-cell stuff where it's like, where it's, where they're talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man. So he asks, or he says, I guess because it's not a question, it's prevailing discourse across Twitter. It finally hit me what Chris Chan meant by boyfriend free girl, a chick with no body count. That is true.

That is, that is exactly, that, Chris Chan seeking a boyfriend free girl. girl was in fact him looking for a girl with no body count. So if you want, if you want to have something in common with Christian, you know, by all fucking means, if you want to hunt down a virgin, you know, you're in good company.

You're in with the guy who fucked his mom. Not exactly, probably the least boyfriend free girl that you could possibly get with. You're in good company. You're in good company. It's Christian, man. You're in good hands. That's all gape stands?

All gape stands? Do you have nice ass? I don't know, man. Do you have nice ass? He talks like a fucking Neanderthal. Do you have nice ass? Oh my God. That is fucking, is that, the body count thing is bizarre.

Like, because like... It's so fucking stupid. I don't understand the I don't understand the I don't understand the fetishization of inexperience like that doesn't make sense to me I know it it does to me because of just knowing these people that the people that they're learning from they don't realize that they're getting prompts and advice from perverts like religious conservative people who want to marry children who fucking legislate laws

to fucking like literally like Tennessee fucking southern states getting rid of fucking no limit of who you can marry like real fucking life shit these people always trying to fucking you see it all over it's all over if you look for it and you know I watch some podcasts listen to some podcasts

they find this shit and I'm just horrified but long story short wasn't fucking Nick Fuentes talking about like how he wants like a six years? year old fucking girl. Like it's that shit. It's literally these type of, he became a Catholic or whatever, however many years ago,

and then now he's following in their footsteps of like wanting a very young girl. And it's just the same tropes. And so when these people talk about no body counts, it's literally the closest thing to like a prepubescent fucking girl that has like nothing that's never touched anyone. It's fucking gross, dude. Yeah, because they wouldn't say like, because they wouldn't be like, oh, you're.

you're 29 or 31 and you you have no you've never had sex before they wouldn't be like oh that's great you know they'd be like yeah she's too old what are you talking about she she's she's yeah like past 25 that's the whole thing she's she hit the wall past 25 it's it's it's you're done that's uh that's already too old like it's it's fucking crazy now to be fair a lot of these kids enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant right wrong healthy choice simply steamers are delicious and healthy. The tray-and-tray steam technology delivers crisp veggies and tender protein and tasty selections, like Healthy Choice Simply Steamers, grilled chicken and broccoli alfredo. It's a satisfying meal with 28 grams of protein and nothing artificial.

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Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. They don't know. A lot of these kids that are saying this shit, they're not self-aware yet. like what why they want this. A lot of them are just like, oh, I don't want a body count because she's pure, but I'm like, they haven't examined why. Why would you want that? They just kind of just think it because it's been indoctrinated into them. Like, like, if I can be real, like, I don't want to date a girl that exactly like does, like,

gang bangs every Tuesday, you know, like that's a bit extreme. It's an extreme. That is inherently extreme. But what if she did gang bang, She does not do that shit anymore. How do you feel about that? Like, that's in the past. Definitely, definitely I would feel a little strange about it.

If I'm being very honest, like, if, like, my girlfriend was like, like, yeah. Like, imagine, like, one of your talking to her, right? And, like, you're just talking, you know, like having a conversation. It's like, yeah, dude. Like, I had, like, there's one time I had such as like seven guys I want. It's like, what? Okay. Like, that's a lot.

Like, you know, like, real, like, real conversation. No, no, that's not what we're talking. about. No, that's a narrative. Or like, or like, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. You know already. You discussed this beforehand.

Do I know already? Yes. I wouldn't probably, I probably wouldn't date a girl that's set with like, that's, that's regularly in the past had homosexual partners. I think I wouldn't feel confident in myself. And that's a me thing. I'll be real about it.

That's me feeling like, like, what is the, what is the issue with that? Like, why wouldn't you feel confident? That's just me. That's just me. No, but why wouldn't you feel confident? I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, gangbangs. And then we're just talking about just like generally like having been with multiple people.

No, no, no, no, I understand. No, I understand. Either way. They're intertwined to a degree. Either way. They're not intertwined. Well, it's just having a body count. You've been with multiple men.

Because having a sex. I think that's fine. Whatever. Like, I would have had sex with guys before. I'm like, all right, cool. And then I think probably my brain will make me stop there. I'm like, I'm going to stop here because I feel like I'm going to find out so that it's going to probably make me. less attracted to you.

So what is going to say you had sex before? Let's not continue. Because most partners don't want to hear about other, their partners' previous sex lives in general. That is, that is true. But it's also like, but like,

but it's also like, I don't know, like, I don't know. Gang bangs are so different. Like, that's like such a different stratosphere of what we're talking about. Not really,

dude. That's just, that's just people that are having sex, man. No, no, but what I mean is like, I have a body. I hate the term buddy count, but like, I have a body count of over 10.

I consider myself a stratosphere away from fucking gangbanks. Like, that's like alien territory to me. I'm like, no, that's okay. That's a very different scenario. That's true. You know? But a lot of people that have like very, like, explorative sexual lives, they do stuff like that, you know?

Yeah, but also, like, say you know. Not to, not to, like, seven people. Upwards of, like, five and up. But people do have, like, group sex. It happens. You know, people do that. But why is, you know, I don't. I just personally, I just don't care.

I don't care about what you did in your past. I really don't like, that's why me like saying if a girl... Unless you're a fucking, unless, yeah, yeah, unless it's serious. If a girl said, uh, something crazy, you know, like, if her numbers were astronomical, it would be more of like, it would be more of just shock and like, like, how is that even, how did you do that, were you in porn more, like, if the numbers were, like, staggering, where she's like her, quote unquote body count was like... Like 500 or something.

Yeah, something crazy, but like, how the fucking do you even do you... that I just don't believe them. I just don't believe like well that's that's my whole thing where even porn stars I'm like bro you didn't have sex with no thousand people like dude like dude that's a lot dude that's a lot like I think I think you think you might have had sex that many people but I don't you did not you did not you just not remember there was like a goal like they were like you were like yeah like it was the one time where sneako and um sneko and what's the name um that guy fresh and fit the one that looks like Aladdin sort of a dumb um I don't know their names, dude

They're fresh and fit, they're fresh and fit He was going through a list He has a list of everyone he slept with He has like a fucking it written down With the scariest shit What is scary about that is That was like acceptable In high school

Because you're a dumb ass kid And you're like yeah look at I fucked her I fucked her The thing is that And then beyond that He said 200 I'm like you did not I don't think you fucked 200 people But that's ridiculous yeah

I think you did I think you did You know what I don't even think he thinks he did. One thing that I've learned about people who exaggerate numbers is that most of the time they're, they're, they're bullshitting. Because one thing that I've learned about people who have large, quote-unquote, body counts or even large-ass penises or anything, they're usually kind of embarrassed. It's usually kind of like a weird kind of like there's a humbleness to it. Like, I don't want to talk about it. Like, thinking like about all the women I've dated or anything.

it's not like there's there's no pride in that it didn't right it's just to a maybe to a fucking 13 14 year old like that's so cool other than that it's just like well that that you know that that's awesome like oh then that who gives a fuck same thing with having like a large penis when you think about it dude there there's also people who could you really impressed with that really i had a i had a conversation with some guy once where he was like uh i thought he was frozen okay go sorry sorry oh no no i was saying i had this conversation with guy once he was like uh he was talking about like what his number was at or something and i was like what the fuck is that's that's are you serious because it sounded so high and i was like and i was

like that's that's that's that's full on like actual like this is like you've you've slept with these people or it's like it's like well some of them i i i know i could have but i didn't but i count them anyway it's like well that what first of all why are you even first of all why are you even why are you even counting that like what is the purpose like on a sheer dad from from just a numbers perspective, like, I get, like, I get like being like, okay, it helps to know, I guess, like, your life, it helps to know your experience and it helps to know the math of it. But like, what the fuck, like, what is the point of, that's so stupid? Like, oh, I could have, but like I didn't, but like it still counts because I could have. That's some crazy, like, you're fucking out of your

mind. Why even, it is crazy. I was like, this is, I remember being like, this is a concerning, this is a concerning thing for you to be saying to me. He put another, burn another notch to my belt, you know. I could have fucking, that girl, I could have had her at the party. I saw that girl on the bus. You know, she was looking at me. I could have. It's another notch.

I could have done it. I swear. I believe you, but also, like, it's just weird that you would be counting. I got to fuck your sister funny. It's not a notch in my belt. Roger. Roger, no. I got a buddy count of 10,000, funny.

You want to be next? I paralyzed your mom funny Just in general The conversation When it comes to bodies It's always gross Yeah it's weird It always people like bragging in weird ways

Or like shaming people I don't really get it Yeah I'll put it this way I'll put it this way I do I have a limit But it's kind of like the opposite Where it's like

I have a specific thing where it's like I cannot be the first person. I can't do that. I can't do it. It's insane. It's definitely a lot of, the amount of pressure. The amount of pressure of that.

It's not a lot of pressure. It's not a lot of pressure. It's just fucking, bro. It's just fucking, it is. But it's people, some people place so much importance on that and then, like, they remember.

They're like, I, I don't know, no, no. And then they grow up and they were like, oh, it was just sex. It was just sex. Like, that's what happens. I understand. I understand, but there's a period of time. There's a period of time.

time where it isn't and it's like this weird I've seen it, dude, I've seen it happen where it's like weird amount of importance. Those people are the weird amount of importance place on. The people are either emotionally stunted or the lack experience in the world. Kingston, Kingston, Kingston. We are in a time

no one's not emotionally stunted. Everybody that exists today are stunted like crazy. You're right. You're right. We all are. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal. Yeah, you heard me. Marie Callender's classic chicken parmesan

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goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfram, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Fucking Digimon cards. We all are. We all are. Let's relax. I don't say I'm stunted, though. I would just say I enjoy something. You are stunted.

That is not stunting. You are stunted in some ways. I think you're using the word wrong. But what happens is... Now, I think we're all stunted. We all have our things we hold on to and we charge when we're younger, right? That is very true. But what happens is, like, everyone that has sex eventually grows to realize,

especially if you're having sex multiple partners, and then, like, out of different relationships, you've got to realize that, but this is my first time. 85% of people's first time is horrible. That is just how... That's how it is. The point. That's how it is. That's exactly. That's what I'm saying.

Especially when you lose a Virginia to somebody that's also new at sex as well. Well, yeah. Look, everybody's, everybody's, if it's your first time, it's their first time, that's going to be terrible. It's going to be a good experience. Less pressure. Yeah. It is less.

It is weirdly less pressure for some reason. It's not at the moment, but it is technically. Well, it's less pressure than if both of you are inexperienced because you have that. Like, if you're, if you're going to lose your Virginia is someone who's experience, that must. be so much fucking pressure. We're like, oh, my God. There's no way I can be good. There's no way I can be good of this person that knows how to

fuck. Yeah. Yeah. It's how they guide you. It's just, is this all this like, it's like, I understand what you're saying, but it's all this silliness. It's like, this is so silly. Look, it's just, it's just a rule of mine. I just, I will not, I'm not going to be your entry into this world, okay?

First of all, because I just don't find, first of all, I don't, I just because I don't find that appealing. And also, like, I can, what are I going to get to you? The odds of you the odds of you running into that now is, That's also true. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Because then it would be like you'd be working very backwards, like. That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, at this point, nothing you got to really worry about. If you run into somebody in latexia. Exactly. It was really only, it was really only an anxiety.

Yeah, it's kind of true. But it's also like, yeah, that was like a problem like early 20s. Yeah. Right? Where people were like, I don't know. I was like, I don't want to be rude, but why do you guys feel like if you, if there was a person, around our age and they haven't

they haven't they haven't banged yet is that does that feel problematic to you does that feel like there's something wrong I think it's bizarre yeah I think it's weird yeah I do too

and like I feel like it's impossible I feel like here's the thing either there's a myriad of reasons why like I feel like it's a problem like first of all we are

Sweeney and I were barring as sexuality I want to borrow that I want to borrow that aside from that because that's separate. That's like not even interest. Wait, barring what?

You said what? If someone's just asexual and they just don't care. Yeah, just, that's not a part of conversation. That's not a conversation. I just didn't want to get any conversations. I didn't want to get any messages.

100%. I'm sick of those things. Leave me alone. I'll be honest. You're a different class. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. I'll be honest, I have my own separate issue with those people. All right?

I have my own separate problem with those people. I fucking hate those people. If you're asexual, I hate you. can hate you. Not because I think you're a bad person, but because I'm very envious of your, I'm very envious of your affliction. Like, I think, I think you've got a fucking sweet ride going on, man. And what I would give to enter that ride is fucking crazy. But, um, I don't know, man. I just feel like the only people that I've met who are my age, who have not crossed that boundary yet are people who either they're really, really, like, self-pitying or, or, you, or, you're,

Or, like, which is inherently like a problem. Or they're just really, like, they're just the worst. You know? It's like the worst type of person. And I was, I got into an argument on Twitter, like, recently about this. Like, where I tweeted, like, I tweeted, like, I tweeted something about, like, I don't know. Let me find it. I can't remember exactly what the message was.

But it was like some, like weird in-cell, some weird in-cell thing. It was like a cartoon, it was like a Wojack cartoon almost of some guy, like being jealous. It looked like Tim Poole. I did think that was funny That it looked like to pool But it was like some It was some in cell Twitter account That was like your crutch is likely with somebody else

And just like a bunch of people like Woe is me in the fucking comments And all this shit and I'm just like Have these people ever consider that like the intense Desperation that permeates from everybody who thinks like this Is one of the primary reasons why they're undesirable in the first place Yes That is that is unironically like a serious like

Because I remember I don't remember being like a kid and not like be i were being in high school and not like scoring and not doing well with women i was just like ah well whatever i just and this i'm not even joking the the the immediate moment i stopped caring it it stopped being a problem like actually and so like to me i feel like a lot of it really is just like a lot of self-sabotage and a lot of like i'm a loser i'm a fucking loser and then you you basically will yourself into being a loser that shit's not hot you you create that fucking future for yourself when you think nobody likes that shit you Nobody likes it.

Even fucking dudes. Even guys, you know, guys that will fuck couches and shit, like guys that will literally fuck couches. Even they, like, if a girl comes and she's like, oh, whoa, is me, this, this, that. Your eyes immediately, like, you're looking at the couch. You're like, I'd rather fuck the couch right now. Dude, your eyes immediately, bro. Think about, think about the types of women.

Think about everybody you see on Twitter who are like, hold on, hold on. Think about, think about any women you see on Twitter who's like, man, I can't find a guy. I can't do it. I can't fucking do it. Oh, everybody's fucking. My brain instantly goes to shut the fuck up. Just shut the fucking get over it. It's like, shut up, dude.

Just get up, fucking get over it. The same thing applies to you. Why do you think that doesn't apply to you? Like, you're some guy, like, whining. Like, you can't get pussy. It's like, holy shit, that's annoying. Shut up. Shut the fuck up.

This is why you can't. Let me, let me, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, well, okay, first of, okay. It's, it's, it just, it, dude, it really, it really, it really bothers you because I had people responding. You just turned up the burner. I had people responding. to that fucking tweet where I was just like Have you ever considered that it's desperation That's the problem with the first of it and people

And somebody was like dude You've got like You've got great genetics You're not in this conversation I'm like bro I am 5 foot 4 and I am blind Great genetics What are you talking about? So what's wrong with that guy?

I am fighting I am fighting up hill I am fighting yeah right That's what I mean It's like what's going on with this guy This guy has like eight legs He's like Modoc He's like modoc He looks like

He looks like thin guy He looks like thin guy He looks like a fucking He looks like a little nightmares boss Apparently Like I don't know what the fuck Like what could possibly be wrong with you Like I am blind

I am 5 foot 4 I don't understand Everybody would say that I have the opposite Problem So like what's the So I don't know what I don't get it That's fucking hilarious

Is it the chin? Is it the jaw really The jaw's carrying me that's it dude that's some chad shit right there bro or could it be or could it be the lack of desperation no i don't know i think what is a lot of people a lot of people um what happens is that the internet has become a diverse a culture of people just bitching and crying and whining and moaning about oh actually dude what they call trauma dumping trauma dumping that's what they do in general yeah yeah in general dude trauma dumping during stream worst experiences ever

bro you're there's there trying to see somebody comes in your stream and is like yo dude i'm I'm playing I'm playing Pokemon Art Gold right now all right I'm trying to get my

Ferrari by my crocodile of Digivolv leave me alone but like it's it's the idea of like dude I have one

friend right now I have one friend one friend who is my age who is a virgin I have one friend currently my age is a virgin

and their thing is that like they're like I will do it when I do it but like I don't care like I just don't

like and they genuinely don't care and I think he leans towards more the asexual aspect of it. Because he just doesn't give...

I know what he's attracted to. He's attracted to women. Yeah. But he doesn't give a fuck. But you know the thing is, I bet he could have and he just didn't. Yeah. He doesn't care. But the thing is, like, no fucking knots in his...

He's no stress. The thing that's crazy... The thing that's crazy about it is like, every time I see like some guy or some girl like complain about this exact thing. Like, and they post like, I don't know, photos or something. And it's like, For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen. Or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal.

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It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of yours recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number.

Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Lawfirm, thanks for coming by the show.

Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. They're fine. They're just normal-looking. They're just completely normal looking. The only reason why you haven't been lucky is literally your attitude. It actually straight up is all that. Yeah.

And I get people like have like different, I understand that there's like different levels of charisma and all that stuff that you learn throughout. You're like, I get it, right? A sense of humor, all that stuff plays into it. But there's no way to repel people more than just feel, first of all feeling sorry for yourself, constantly, just relegating yourself to this, like, defeatist, I'm a loser reality. And just all the stuff that comes with that. Like, it's just, it's, it's embarrassing. Like, I don't, I don't get how they don't understand how they're getting in their own way with that shit.

Yeah. I feel like it's not people getting in a way. I think it's people just like, people just aspirations towards getting laid as like way, like, like, like. Also, yeah, also like, why is that? People to understand people, people who are not involved in that right now. sex is really not what it's all hyped up to be. It's really not. I mean,

I'm a pretty big. I'm a pretty big fan of it myself. I enjoy. I enjoy it. What is every human being with a penis that is a male that is hardwired, mostly correct. I'm pretty sure enjoys it. You know, it's like it's,

it's, you know, it's, you like it less, though. You're, you, you like it less than most people,

I think. I feel like I, I feel like I do. I feel like I do because I saw it out for so long. And then when I, started getting it. I was like, this has not changed my life at all. This has not changed. I am not, I am not on cloud nine. I never thought about that either. I was just like, oh, pussy probably feels great. Oh, guess what it does. It feels pretty. This is pretty dope. I would still

rather a divine meal over a pussy. The best person ever had, I still rather like a great, like a great meal over it. No, that's, I mean, that, that is true. Like, like, like, pussy's a dick. Right. So, but the thing is, I will say, and I always, I always, I always, always, I always, references because when that is said, I say you haven't lived until you've combined the two. Start off with something like dessert, like a big furry. If you're telling me, you wouldn't, Chris, if you're telling me right now, you wouldn't prefer your favorite meal cooked immaculate over pussy, you're crazy. Look, you're crazy.

So what if my favorite meal is pussy? You're capping. That's different. Then it's different. Your favorite meal is pussy. That's different. It's definitely in the top five. If you're an eater, if you're an eater, if you're an eater, that's a, that's different.

It's different, right? Absolutely. I got to, let me confirm my, you guys, I'm going to mute you guys real quick. I'm going to mute myself, sorry. But just simple, simple, it's like, it's. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's, people put too much importance on it.

People put too much importance on it. I do agree. I do, I do that, look, it's pretty fucking cool. But also, like, I don't know, I think, I think the idea that people, you know what it is? People seek too much fulfillment out of it. Is that, that's the problem where it's like, they think that, like, once they achieve it,

it'll be like, oh, then I'll be happy. It's like, no. You will still wake up and you'll probably be miserable in the same exact way and you'll be like, why isn't this making me happy? It's not going to do it. Hold on, boys, boys, boys, not you boys. I'm talking about the boys that are listening. Clip this to those sad sacks of shit or whatever because they always get shit wrong. I've even had people I know ask me for advice about this kind of stuff.

And I was like, I can't believe X, Y, Z is asking me this. You're a pretty good looking guy. You're very talented. Confident. I know a guy. Hold on, hold on. Hold up. Like, a talented blonde-looking guy that is fucking killer of the guitar.

I'm like, how is this guy not getting pussy? You know, he's one of those people that got swept into this shit, I guess, where the confidence is just not there. And all I said to him, and I'll say the same thing to everybody, yeah, confidence is great, obviously. That's what you have to work on that shit. You know, you got to get some Ws to build confidence. The thing is everybody, one thing that is so commonly shared between everyone, there's universal is laughter. Everybody wants to laugh. Everyone wants to have fun.

You may not be very funny. So how you remedy that, the person that you want to share laughter with, you bring them to a comedy show, you guys watch funny shows together. You know, Netflix, watch some fucking Soundfield, some community or whatever the fuck. You surround yourself with funny shit, funny people that will get you guys connecting with laughter. If you can't make them laugh yourselves, if you're not very funny. That is the fucking thing. There's a guy, Ralph Garman, his line, he says, make them laugh, then you'll be making them breakfast. If you get it, they'll stay the night.

and then you make a breakfast. Being funny carries, being funny is so OP, it's crazy. Paramount. That's why women are never funny because women never have to worry about the same trials. That's why women don't update

not fucking funny. It's actually true. It's actually a true thing. It's really rude though. Christopher Hitchens. That's what I was going to say. Christopher Hitchens said that. He was like,

they don't need to be funny so they're not. I mean, I was crazy. I was like, I know funny women. I know funny women. I know like I would give it maybe four.

I mean four funny women I know I know if I know a few funny You know what's crazy though I don't I think I brought this up with the podcast before But I'll bring it up again because it's been a Probably like a year and some odd Probably longer than that

But like something that I've noticed Specifically is that If you go to like Independent comedians like comedians like Comedians that aren't super well known right A lot of the time I'll see like Male comedians go up there And just the least funny people in the fucking world

Right And then you see successful male comedians and they're like they're pretty fucking good. You know, for the most part, obviously it's like, you know, everybody, every industry has got its own preferences or whatever. But like at least, you know, all these people are, you know, competent and like they're funny and they've proven themselves in some way. Like, as far as like women in comedy, I find it so fucking fascinating that like a lot of the independent female comics that I've seen are so fucking funny. And then the famous ones are not. I don't know what the fuck that's about. It's so weird.

That's like a weird thing that I've noticed. They feel like they have to play into the societal stigmas and the tropes that like, oh, guys don't want to hear about you, talk about guy things. So you got to talk about the fucking stupid girl shit and fucking dudes and things that girls, you know, like, and I'm like, that's, what? I don't want to hear that. I want to hear you just crack jokes like anybody else. You can be funny. I've, I, it, you can't,

I went, you know, I'm like, I went to an open mic in the last like, two months or like three, sometimes, sometimes super recently. And it was, every guy went up there

and was just talking about like, yeah, so my fucking mom's dead and I'm alone. It was like, all comedy, what the hell was it? My dick fell off. I fucking have AIDS.

My hamster. I chewed on. my hampserved snuck into my hot dog and I chewed him up by accident and now he's gone. Like just like and and just expecting. Well, no, I'm making it funny. Like it was, it was actually just sad. And I was crack. Like I was,

it was so difficult for me not to laugh out loud at some of this stuff because I knew that I wasn't laughing for the right reason. Because you could tell it wasn't like a joke. You could tell like they were using it as like a sad way to kind of like self-deafel deprecation and then they would lead into some... Yeah, it was like a free therapy session. I'm like, dude, men are not funny right now. I don't know what the fuck is going on. And you said it earlier about confidence.

I really feel like a lot of these, a lot of these in-cell message boards and a lot of these sub-communities, I feel like their primary goal is to just sap the confidence from people. Like, I really feel like their goal is to just drain people of any sense of self-worth. So that way they keep coming back to the forum and they keep fucking clicking on like fucking ads

do they care. I don't even know. I don't know how they make their fucking money. I don't know. But it seems like there's a financial incentive just make people feel as bad as possible about being themselves as possible. Yeah, I agree with that. I don't like it. I think it's fucking dumb. Yeah. Totally agree. Anyway, where are we at? We're about, we're about there. My penis fell off. My dog ran away. I got shot in the hip. If so if some of the, because self-deprecation has become too easy. We compare ourselves to people too much. It's too many problems. There's too many problems that people have too naturally.

And now it's always become as a society. It's like, oh, we're just not that. And it's like, dude, you got to understand. You're not, you're just, just exist and enjoy your existence. And stop being such a fucking chud. That's it, man. Like, I'm a fat dude, bro. And I can still, I can still pull girls.

It's, it's not hard. All you have to do is just approach them and try to be personable. Just grab them. But also, I don't know, man. That just can't be the reason you're doing... Like, if... I feel like the reason people do it is to... Oh, they think it's gonna make them happy.

It's like, it's not gonna make you happy. Like, if you're miserable, there's a lot of stuff going on internally that you gotta figure out before. And nobody wants to be with a fucking miserable person. Yeah. Like, I mean, I know that sucks. And, like, I'm sure, like, there's a lot of valid reasons.

It's probably a lot of valid reasons to be miserable right now, you know? But, like... You can be fine. I don't know, man. It's just... I don't know. I'm at a loss of how to help these people. And it's like, dude, you know, like, become miserable

together, you know, don't be miserable with a jump. Make each other miserable. That's how it works. Yeah, definitely. Make you know, and stay together, the miserable relationship, have a bunch of kids out of hatred, mistreat your kids, create generational problems. Like, you're a classic. I like it. Oh, my God. Some of the responses to this are fucking crazy. Yeah, I'll read some of them. A lot of talk from a guy who's jawline could cut a nation

in half. What a bunch of fucking fat. That's crazy. I am just, like, they're just. just saying, you're reaching, dude. It's crazy. I'm trying to find anything about you that is like, oh, here's the one thing that's good. So let me act like you're, you're fucking, uh, uh, you're that Asian doctor on fucking, uh,

that good doctor. That's you. Yeah, you're, you're him now. Like, oh, man. Yeah. It's them, it's, it's, it's them going up to me and they're like, I am a virgin. I am a virgin. I am a virgin.

That's me. That is what's happening. It is what's happening, isn't it? It's like, all right, man. God bless, you know. I wish you guys luck, sincerely. Just get out of your pity party. And I really feel like if you get out of your pity party, you'll have a lot more luck.

Although, who am I talking to? They're not listening to this. They're not here. They're too busy listening to Sneakle be a cunt. Our podcast listeners are funny. Yeah, listen to Sneakow and the Aden Ross and whoever else. That's true. Yeah.

They're listening to those guys. Oh, God. Jesus Christ. Hearing Aden Ross talk. Hearing Aden Ross, the CQC talk makes me want to hurt people, bro. I actually They just run They just rush through words

I'm so not a violent person But like I I feel like If I ran into those people in person I might Just push for a fight I just might You might just instigate

I might just a little bit Because I usually don't I usually stay out of shit But I kind of want them To get beaten up Like I'm like Like I want to like

I want to create a fake thing that they did bad and it's put on the internet like that's how much I don't like them I want to lie I want to I want to be big part in a lie involving them let's go alright we got any more questions or we're wrapping this bitch I think we're wrapping up we're about to hit two hours

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Can you change every word? Just make a different song. This make a different song. Give a different title, too. Change the chords. Make it... That was such sleazy, like, record label shit, too? Yeah, yeah.

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It should be put your fat cocking, pull your fat cock out. Do the fucky wucky. I like fucky wucky personally more than fucking, fucky, and turn me inside out. Yeah. Turn my ass inside out is unnecessary. You already know that's the ass. It's implied by the song. This is why we're the experts

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you're what? I can't, I have too much work and then Starfield is like right around the corner. I'm not, I'm, I'm missing out, man. Missing out. I'm at the end of back too and it's literally like,

like that's the best storytelling I've seen in a video game thus far. It's up there with me with like, storytelling wise, I think it's up there with like, Red Dead's a different kind of way of telling story. But when it comes to character writing, I've just never seen better character writing. Like, oh, this is this flawless.

I, yeah, it's cool. I like that it's a game where if you piss off a genie, they can turn you into cheese. I think it's cute. It's got some cute stuff going on. I just, I really hate combat in it. Like, I really, I fucking can't, I can't do it. I really fucking hate it. It is the least fun I've had doing anything.

Combat's so cool, too. It's insane. But that's just how you are. That's not your kind of game. I mean, I'm playing, I'm also playing a rogue who is, who is, who is, who is, like, incredibly powerless. So, like, maybe, maybe if I was playing a barbarian, I'd have more fun. But, like, and maybe, I don't know, maybe I'll get it.

Maybe I'll try it again, like, in December and try, like, a barbarian instead. Because, like, there's too many fucking stipulations about, about the rogue that are, like, if, if I was playing a rogue in, like, an actual game where I actually had control of my character, I feel like I'd have a lot more fun. But in this, like, tactics fucking. The thing about, the thing about rogues, rogues are supposed to be jacks of all trades. You play a rogue to, like, I want to be good at picking locks. I want to be good at finding traps. I want to be really good at knowing, like, art history. That's what you possibly play a rogue.

You know, they're like, they give, they give you as the purse. But the thing about it is that, like, I'm playing this fucking rogue and then like, all right, I could sneak attack people. And then I sneak attack people. And then I pull out my knife to sneak attack them and I don't have advantage. So I can't do it. And it's, it's, okay. I mean, if you insist, this is fucking stupid. I don't, I don't care for this at all. My biggest thing was thinking is right.

Like, why wouldn't I just play a barbarian and punch everything? For the biggest thing for think of attack, it's trying to have an enemy within range of the person you're going to seek attack. Using your range weapons or your inside weapons. Because I'm a rogue right now. I'm a roguing ranger right now. And I'm fucking hurting people. I'm hurting really bad. I can't, because I even tried this thing where it's like, okay, I'm going to have one of my party members talk to this guy, right?

And I have him talk to him. So he's distracted. And then I go up behind him and it's like, you can't do this. And it's like, what can I fucking do then? in fucking Baldur's Gate that it's like, I don't know, man I, it's frustrating. It's frustrating because I know how good it is.

Like, I understand that it's like a really good game. Like, I like the character writing. I like the story, but like to suffer through this combat that is so uniquely unfunned for me, I can't do it. What are you playing, Derek? What class are you playing? I always start off with the most boring

like usually and then I work my way down. Yeah. I mean, fighters are, they do damage. They hurt people. They really hurt people. That's how I start off. off and then I like to work my way around. I always want to see that first.

I want to see how the fighters, how they do their thing. I want us to do some dual wielding. But Chris, your fucking solution, man. I've seen this in forums. You could, the people that are unthinkable, just slap one of the trainers on and fucking have, you'll have the, what is the, you know, your movement, your movement cap or whatever?

You can remove that. So you can just fucking just, Like a kind of speed up the fight wall, you can, it'll just, you'll, you'll, you'll, it'll ruin the combat experience. But if you don't like the experience, it's perfect for you to literally, to, to, to, to skip past the tactics and just start killing everyone. Oh, my God. Dude, the whole, like, I'm two feet away from somebody and then I slash my sword at them and then I miss is fucking... Like, I... I love it, bro.

I'm sure it's... I'm sure. The shit I set up, bro. I'm sure. I'm sure. But, like, I can't. I can't do it. Like, one of the big boss fights, I have, um, I developed a way, I got a waypoint in, like, a castle.

So the big boss fight, I snuck around it inside. I set my raven to turn off all of the fucking lights in the room. And then I went up behind a boss that I'm supposed to enter a whole big siege with. And I stabbed them in the back and killed them instantly. And then everyone received the run and it just ransacked the people. And I was like, this is amazing. It sounds like something that would be so fun to do in real time. That's my thing.

It's like I look at all this stuff and I'm like, this would be so fun to do. And that's kind of the thing where it's like, I do this. in every fucking game, every other game that I play, except it's not arbitrarily turn-based. And I get it. It's part of the game. It's like, it's just how it's how D&D works. I get it. But like, I don't know.

I'll probably jump back into it with like a much stronger class, like one that's not fucking... I was just to try fighter or barbarian for the beginning since you don't understand... I'm going to do barbarian next time. I'm just going to clap people's heads into dust because I'm just... I'm tired of trying to try...

I'm tired of trying to find. clever ways around situations and the game not letting me do it because I don't have advantage. So it's just like fucking. I had a barbarian until I got him to a point where I could make him a paladin. And I have a paladin that runs around beating a dog fuck out of everyone for me. Yeah. But the reason, but the main reason I uninstalled it though is because like, look, there's seven more days. There's seven, it's a huge game.

It's going to take me fucking weeks to get through it. It's seven days until Starfield. And personally speaking, thinking Bethesda games just do something for me that a lot of other games don't. I know I'm going to be sucked into Starfield. I know it's going to do something. So I want to get through that before I even touch Balders Gate again. I feel the opposite for me for Bethesda.

Bethesda is like it's just the same kind of game. You were addicted to Skyrim in 2016. I know, I know. And then I played. That was the first one I played, right? Then I played Fallout when I was just the same thing. I played Fallout 3 back when it came out. And it was the same thing.

And I was like, they're the same kinds of games. There's in different settings. So I'll see. I'll see. I'll probably play Starfield. I'll see what it's like. It might be cool. It might,

I'm, I'm going into it with low expectations. Because I feel like it's going to run like shit. But it's going to run like shit that's going to make me not play the game. Yeah. But we'll see. I think it's going to be at least decent. We'll see,

man. We just need that new elder scrolls, though. Like we don't care about Starfield is give me that new elders scrolls though. Yeah. No, I don't know, man.

I want to, I don't know, man. I, I like science. I like science fiction stuff I'm into it I'm into whatever they're doing Oh yes I'm hearing I'm not gonna I'm not gonna I'm not gonna break

I'm not gonna break anybody's NDA for them But like I'm pretty I'm pretty keen I'm pretty keen to get my hands on this fucking thing Two of my friends I know a lot of people who are playing it I know a lot of people who are playing it right now And like they haven't broken they haven't told me anything

Specifically they're like dude A few of them I said like this is exactly for you And I'm like, yes. I have heard it runs like shit, though. I have heard that exactly already. I've heard that multiple. I'm like,

yo, this game runs like dog piss. I mean, but it is a great game. I keep doing it. So it's really fun. It's just that like, would it be a Bethesda game if it ran perfectly.

Apparently, like, dude, it'd be a good Bethesda game if it ran perfectly. It'd be a finished one. But they're going to get there. In three months,

it'll be finished entirely. It'll be fine. It'll be fine. I'm sure. That's true. Anyway. Also, Ballets Gate is so fucking, like, gigabytes-wise. Bro, it's so big.

It's so big, and it's so demanding PC so power-wise, too. It's like, what the fuck is this, dude? I can't have, I can't have that end, Starfield on the same machine. Every time, every time I teleport somewhere, I can hear the fans in my computer turn on. Dude, yeah, yeah, yeah, crazy. They're like, yo, give me a second, yo. Make sure you turn off everything else, all right, before, you know. My rig is no slouch and it is screaming sometimes.

It is a fucking spicy video game. That guy is... Let's bring it on home, boys. Let's bring on home. That guy that's going to ask if you would drink your girlfriend's breast milk. Slurping, stroke and smoke and joking. Emoticon's going like this. Morning Owl.

Sheenie Ty. Caesar Little. Nancy Pelosi killing in Palestinian with a massive tits. Jeffrey the County Jail Bone Mason who carves your skull. I forgot about that. The guy in jail that's carving people's skulls. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just in jail, in overnight jail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that. Coutty jail. Obi won't to blow me, some white guy. Jeff Keely performing fatalities on people, trying to walk upon his stage. Dude, oh, we didn't talk.

I knew we got. Got about that. We totally forgot about that. Oh, I knew it. That should have fucking punched him, bro. Should have knocked his stuff off his fucking neck. At this time, shoot him. At this point, third time is a strike.

I think he has full range to do whatever he wants. Please. I think he should bring a glade on stage with them. We do live executions now, like for people. They don't fuck around anymore. Dude, that kind of so embarrassing, man. References. No more.

It was so fucking. It was such a fail. Dude, it was such a fail because, like, no one laughed. Like, and the thing about it, the thing that, okay, so that first kid is lame also, but like the thing that was impressive about that first kid was that he managed to sneak up on stage with the people. And nobody, like, and he was just standing with the developers and everyone, no one thought like, who's this kid. And then he managed to go up there. And then he had, and then he went off on that weird tirade and then it just ended, right?

And it was like, that was like, it was lame, but it was at least like somewhat interesting that that happened. This time it was like a guy probably like twice this kid's age, maybe even three times this kid's age, who went up on stage, ripped him off and in a worse way, like in a less funny way. Imagine mimicking a child and not being able to do it well. Like imagine not being able to outshine what a child. Like the next guy's going to die, dude. The next guy who does this is going to get shot to shit. Jeff is going to take a blunderbuss out his pocket, put it against the guy's. neck and then blow his hat off.

Dude, it's going to be, it's got a broken disc. Yeah, dude. It's got the clarinet fucking barrel. It's full of a bunch of broken disc and rocks, bro. Like, yo, this guy, Jeff's not playing it anymore. Yeah, it's fucking... Damn, I knew it got. I knew we forgot.

Prototypes. That game's going to be fucking, dude, this year. DJ six another episode. It comes up this year? Oh, right. We got to do that. Yeah, we still have to do that episode about the fucking games. Wait, Six is coming out this year?

No, no. No, next year, next year. Let's say, what the fuck? My friends are working on it. I didn't hear anything about that. No, no, no. Yeah, it's next year. It's next year. For sure. Anyway, Guy, uh, Avi, something funny and topical, going to mod all the women in Balders Gate, uh, be built like Ivy from Soul Calibur. All my women are naked. All of them. All of them, yeah. I mean, that's requirement. It's, it's, it's like, this game's made for me. I don't even need it. It's actually, it's crazy. It actually disadvantaged, like, because I had the scale, mail for a while and it was just like giving me like fucking complete shit rolls and I was like fuck this I'm just gonna go in naked and I did better without the fucking armor on so it's almost

like the game wants you to be naked my my my shadow heart and my my shadow heart my lazzell my carlack are lactating bro it's fire yeah I almost so here's the thing I almost modded bigger tits right because it's available so the reason I didn't do it no so I took a screenshot from the Nexus mod and I'm like oh this is awesome the thing is though and I don't know how to get around this just yet because people have patches for converting from the early access to the new game and whatever it didn't work for me

and long story short it gave me I couldn't play the game it's like you need to remove every mod anything that's even before you can continue it and it took me fucking forever to find every file that it wasn't even a lot of files but the shit is between your app

data and where it stores your common files it pissed me off so much dude this is why unironically this This is why I don't like modding games anymore because like I did that with the Masterchief collection. Because I put some some custom mods in there to do something. And then it fucked my controls like entirely. Like it would it straight up like wouldn't let me like zoom in. Just the way the way that files a set up.

And they were like you have to get rid of it. And I was like. Yeah. And you have to get rid of like and it's there. And there's always one thing here and one thing there and one thing there. And it's like I don't. This was such a nightmare. And then you can stimulate it says, oh, your game's on this file.

And like, all right, cool, open it up. Do you see no game game? You just see like a, like, a little thing that's like, the game is here. I'm just not going to show you. It's like, why are you not showing me? Bro. Why are you not showing me? Just help me, help me fix this.

I remember what it was. It was a ray tracing mod. Like, I wanted to see what, like, Halo 3 would look like. And it fucked up a ray tracing, it fucked up your controls. It fucked up everything. And then when I deleted it, when I deleted it, when I deleted it and downloaded it again, it re-downloaded the fucking mod. So it just ruined it.

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And then it took me the night to find the file finally. Because it was, especially, there's a lot. to help you say, there is this many files that shouldn't be there. And it's like, I got rid of all these files. So what the fuck are you talking about? But yeah, so at the very end of the night, I finally found this one fucking file that supposedly was supposed to be in the common folder

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