The Snark Tank - #169: Glitch McConnell is Back

Episode Date: September 4, 2023

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That's better. Perfect. Fusion frenzy. Welcome back to the fusion frenzy pot. Oh, wait, no, this is an extra ammo. I can't introduce us like that. Hey, welcome back to the Stark Tank. It's on extra ammo, we don't care how we introduce the show because it doesn't go live for free feeds.

That's the sky. We should just screech into the microphone for, I do, dude, I really, I do genuinely. want um i want this would be such a shitty like it won't be the the it won't be the real extra ammo but like i do i kind of want for like april for april fools next year we'll we'll record a real one but also i do want us to sit for an hour in silence and actually like record it so you hear our like lit movements like slight like slight breaths i i I really think that'd be fun. That's dedication, man, but we can pull it off.

It is dedication. It would be dedication to the bit. Anyway, welcome back to the Snark Tank. Some housekeeping. I don't know. We don't normally do housekeeping. We got some announcements about the future of the podcast going forward. So from September onward, and it might be a little bit staggered because we're recording this episode in late August.

So the changes for free feeds might not really take effect until like maybe a little bit, a little bit like early mid-September, probably like, you know, end of the first week of September probably is when you'll start to see some of this take effect. But we're going to start recording two episodes of the podcast a week in addition to the extra ammo that goes live for the Patreon feed. So there will be three episodes of the Star Tank for a week for patrons and all that. And the release schedule will be Monday, Wednesday, and then Tuesday you'll get extra ammo. So Patreon will get three days of, three days of content and all that stuff. It'll be fun We're gonna try it out

We want to do more recordings We want to give you guys more Because the Patreon has been Just doing so well And you guys have been really fucking dope A lot of you guys out there I've seen clips of the show And all that stuff

So it's just cool to see that I want to keep that going So two episodes a week Starting in early September So be prepared for that And Like the Lion King song with the Nazi lions.

Yeah, yeah, that's true. It was, they were Nazi lions. Oh, there were hyenas, but there was a lead by a lion. Oh, yeah, that's true. That is, man. Anyway. Prepared for the gas. All right, relax.

So, man, what do we, uh, what do we, what do we, what do we got? What do we got to, okay, I want to start off with this because, and, and Kingston and Derek don't know anything about this. I didn't, I didn't tell them about it. but I did tweet about it earlier, but I didn't mention that I was going to bring this up on the show. I imagine Dragons is doing this on purpose now. They are doing this on purpose.

They just came out with a fucking, a joint collaboration with Bethesda for Starfield. And it can't be a fucking coincidence. It can't be a fucking coincidence at this point. Like, it's not, this, this defies, this is beyond just like, oh, what a silly coincidence that this is happening. Everything that I even show a remote amount of interest in. It's never like a Sonic collaboration or a fucking Baldersgate collaboration or a fucking, I don't know, anything, fucking no god of war, Tomb Raider, a million different franchises.

So what did they choose? Halo, Bastion, and Bethesda games? What? What? It is a little weird. It's too specific, Ben. At this point, I know, dude, people ask me a lot why I hate Imagine Dragons. And I posted a TikTok about it because I made one two years ago at this point.

And it's still true. But I don't even think that's a fair question. I think the fair question is why does Imagine Dragons hate me? What did I do to them that they are specifically following me? Look, man. Leave me alone. Look, dude. All I got to say is this, right?

They didn't have a ball just-just-gate collaboration, and I thank God for that. No, exactly. They left you in fucking, they left you in peace. Look, I don't even hate them. I wouldn't even been that mad at that. You've built this into existence at this point. And this is you. It's like when I'll never forget, I'll never forget this.

My friend Lonnie, she was, or Leanna, she was driving, and she was talking about how unlucky she is. She was like, bad shit always happens to me. and I kid you not a second later A pebble flies into the car and hits her in the face And I'm just like you can't You can't this is just that's that is it That is that is the universe bending in a negative way

Because she is welcoming that energy And I didn't believe that shit until I started experiencing weird shit like that And seeing your arc that's happening right now We're like, fuck these guys And then they just keep latching on until they're like, somebody really wants me to do this. They're getting the wrong signal. They think it's actually a positive.

What happened is this right? We are capable of manifesting the world we want around us to a certain degree. And you keep manifesting them in things you love. It is your fault now. I have not talked about them in ages. It's not your mentions or what you say. It's what you feel. It's the vibes.

It's what you feel. That's not fair, though. I can't feel. You feel it. So I don't even, I kind of like Imagine Dragons and they've never touched anything of mine. But you, you're, you're, you're, sure of them touching the things you love has permeated the universe to such a degree that now they're, I bet money, your kids are going to like them. Watch. That's why I'm not having kids.

Nice. You say that. You're not going to have any kids you want. Nick, you already got kids. You just don't know about them. They're going to show. I don't think I have. I don't think so.

Yeah. I would know. Little little Chris, Chris, Chris Jr. is going to show up with a stupid Raygun toy, you know, make it really obvious. Really fucking obvious. What a fucking, what a fucking master chief helmet on.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so dumb. I don't know, man. It's just, it's weird. It, you have to admit that's bizarre. Like, it is, it is, it is. How bizarre? How bizarre?

How bizarre? Dude, it's, this is, guys, listen. I really can't explain it enough. This year is absolutely stacked with huge games. There are probably more huge games this year than probably like, than any year in recent memory that I can remember, sincerely. Like, actually, for real, there's so much shit.

There's a Resident Evil. There was fucking Dead Space. There was fucking all these new, all these new games. They had fucking Zelda, Spider-Man 2 is around the corner. You know, Starfield, fucking Baldersgate. it doesn't fucking stop. So the idea that they had so many options

and by the way, all of these games like I was only like, if they were, if they did like a Zelda thing, I would have been like, that's weird, but I didn't care that much about it because like whatever, it's Zelda. Not that interested in it. But it's the fact that they chose the one thing

that I was like genuinely curious about. You know what I think it really is? Literally. I think it's the lead singer that fucking guy. The last man that still wore wife beaters. He is just a bit, he

loves the same stuff you do. You guys are very, you guys would probably hang out at a bar and have a good time. That's probably would. That pisses, that pisses me off even more. Why does that bother you? Because I don't do that.

I'm not doing that to his shit. You know? I'm not like, look, if I. That means you're basic enough. You're so basic to start the fucking lead singer. from fucking this band that you hate is your fucking soul pal. Well, to be fair, he also did like, uh, he also, he also did, um, what is it? Uh, I mean, they also did the fucking, uh, oh my God, what's that fucking show, um, the video game show.

Oh my God. Arcane. Arcane. They did, uh, the theme song for Arcane. I didn't care about Riot, to be fair. Like, I didn't, I didn't, that was outside of, I suck my dick every day. I suck my day. I suck my day.

That is sincerely what every song of their sounds like to me. Like, it really, like, it is. Their songs are way too easy to parody. I admit that. Their songs are like, like, a third grader with like 25 minutes can do it. Dude, even Weird Al, even Weird Al couldn't make radioactive listenable to me. Like, I think the biggest, the biggest, the biggest, the biggest, the biggest, disconnect that I have with

humankind, I think, is that is the general consensus that radioactive is a listenable song. Like, I sincerely, I feel like that is, that might be

the worst song ever written by anybody. It is, it is worse than, it is worse than, it is worse than slenderman versus fucking Freddie Fasbear. There's no way. There's no way you just said that out loud. You did not just mean that.

Yes, he did. I mean it. I think you think it. Like, I think you think that. Like, I think in your mind for real, you believe it.

Like, it's the worst. But there's no way you just said that I see a little person in my pizzeria. Is he going to make it out? No, Mamma Mia. killing these people is very funny.

That's a better line. It's a chaka, N words in my tummy. That is better than radioactive. That flows a bit. It flows a bit. Look, listen, it's a better lyric than breathing in the chemicals.

Okay? It's better. I fuck it. I don't know. I made myself lighthead. I just took in so much air. I don't know, man. I'm breathing the chemicals, bro.

I breathe in the chemicals. I can't say it's number one. can say maybe number two. Number one, I think objectively, is that remix of a blue da badee. I don't know if you've heard that song on the video. Oh, I'm good and I'm feeling all right or whatever. I think that is the worst thing that is ever... That's not a good song. That's not a good song. It actually makes me feel a little violent. Like, I'll hear it at the gym and I want to attack somebody because it's so... It's Guantanamo Bay shit. That's Derek. That's Derek.

he's growing a little bit too like he's growing slightly oh bro I would keep fucking listening that shit he's pulsing a little bit you're like yo that guy looks like a tumor let's see if I can get so just huge and

you get engorged that is a really terrible I will say that is a really terrible song but it does have the unfortunate reality is that it's not an original song it's based on a it's based on a song that does have a good melody so that alone kind of like elevates it a little bit

higher than fucking radioactive to me even though it sucks. It's fucking horrible. The active is not look. There are worse songs. I'm feeling I'm right. I hate that shit so much. Interior crocodile alligator.

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater. Better. The whole song. Way better. The intro to that song is dog shit, but towards the end he actually starts rapping. And I'm like, yo, he's actually wrapping things together that are really good.

But what else is? No, man. I drive a Chevrolet movie theater is fucking, is top tier in comparison. Like I really... You guys remember, you guys remember the, this is like 2008 YouTube?

Remember like retarded running horse, retarded running elephant? I know because you showed it to me, yes. Yeah. That song, that song in there is worse than fucking reoactive.

Is that the Batman? What? Like, do, do, do, do, do, oh, is that the...

Yo, somebody told me... That's a great song. I saw in the comic section of what somebody said that is. And I never forgot it. It said like, what?

I really, really, really, really want an inward to die. What is that? That's not real. That's not real, you psycho.

No, somebody said that, and I, ever since I, now you hear it? I can't hear anything else. Look, go,

go, and I was like, oh, okay, you know what, to your, to, you are,

so you're right, about that fucking um blue song on some level because they wrote that song in 10 minutes probably I'm good I'm good and I'm feeling all right

I'm so glad you said that horrible it is such a horrible line I was talking to Jojo about this and I said I know exactly what happened these motherfuckers went to studio the songwriters

they got together they ad-lived it it was it was nobody corrected any there was no rewrites they just went with it and they're like good. First draft. Yeah, first draft. Easy. I'm good. Yeah, I'm feeling. All right. Fuck you, dude. First of all, it's the opposite of the song.

Yeah, how are you feeling? Or you're like, get the fuck. Get the fuck out of here, bro. You're right. That is, that is a pretty, that is a pretty, and there is an element that makes it worse because they're just tarnishing a song that is, you know, well, I mean, that song's also kind of shit, but at least, like, has a good melody. It was a fucking stupid song, but it, it, it felt good. It felt good. It did feel good. Yeah, you're right. I'm looking at a list real quick because I was curious about before we move on, what do people think the worst songs are?

And I thought that was actually kind of an interesting list. Oh, yeah. And one thing that I thought was really funny, and I forgot this existed, was, do you remember Kevin Federaline? Oh, my God, yeah. K-Fed. That was, yeah. Pretty Spheres. fucking maniac.

That was, that was, Britney Spears, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was the dancer, yeah.

Yeah, he tried to get into music and he made a bazillion butt shaker called Popo Zao and that, yeah, it was to the point where I remember

people were just meming it because it just sounds like whatever, but people were just meming it and putting their own songs over it. Like, say in the metal

community, people were putting in the heaviest shit imaginable over it and he's in the studio just like banging his head because it was just so fucking silly.

So I don't know if it's the worst song ever, but I just remember people hating on them, like, relentlessly. Oh, man, I feel bad. There's some people on here. There's some song, who let the dogs out is number six. That's not crazy. Okay, this is bullshit. This is a butterfly by Crazy Towns. It's not an awful song.

It's, uh, I don't know if you guys remember that song. Come, my lady, come, come, my lady. You're my butterfly, sugar, baby. And then there was just these white, how much say that. It was just these white, I was one of the one of the best songs ever I'd go as far to say actually. Shut the fuck up. Shut up.

Shut up. No, it's not. Because it's just a straight up fun song. That is just a fun song to like fool around and just get crazy to. Let the dogs out. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't.

I can't go with you on that. That's such a fun song. It's not a, I find it fucking completely. Chris, do you not remember being a chowdering that song? and be like, yay, and it's like having fun. I didn't like it even when I was. Dude, I remember feeling so sick.

It wasn't a kid song. It wasn't a kid song when you came out when you were born, Derek. Because it came out when I was in like, I was like six or seven. So you were already, that shit was already way stupid. I was already too old. I was already too old. That was way stupid to you. I fucking hate it.

Like hearing little kids like jump around and have fun to that song. That's why I have a hard for off of that song. Because my niece's graduation was recently and I saw her damn. dancing to that song and I was like, dang, I haven't had fun like that since I was that small. That's fun. That's good time. Who let the dogs out, man? I don't know.

I remember, I remember. That's like top 50 songs for me. So here's the thing. I remember I have a vivid memory of throwing up in a bathroom when I was like eight. And that song was playing over. That song was blaring over the loudspeakers. And I remember just feeling like this is such a horrible experience. You have that Pavlovian type of reaction.

I do have a Pavlovian type of reaction. I do have a Pavlov. Yeah, it makes me get. That song, that song makes me gag still. You know what's crazy? You're probably throwing. You know, when you throw up to the point that you're like, you know, I need to breathe now. Like, if I keep throwing up, I'm going to die.

I need air. I need air now. You were like that. Dude, it was the kind of, it was the kind of, it was the kind of throwing up where you've, like, you, your body does the action of throwing up, but nothing happens. like 10 times in a row, and then on the 11th time, it's actual throw-up. That over and over. So, like, my stomach was just twisted and, like, wretched and shit. And all I hear, who let the dogs out?

Who? Who? Oh, man, I'm so glad the Baja men. I'm so glad the fucking Baja men are here to accompany me in this fucking dire moment. Hey, hey, gay, gay, gay. Okay, okay, so one thing I will say, that would be, that would be, that, okay, hold on. one thing I will say that would be that would be a fun

ridiculous that would be a fun gay song somehow somehow to get that working I wouldn't even know where to begin who let the hogs out I wouldn't even know where to begin making that like figuring that shit out but I feel like if I make that song I'll lose my ability to speak patois

like I'll make that song and then like over the night I'm like guys I can't speak my only other language I mastered something's wrong I feel like my dad shows up He appears and he attacks me I'm making a song I feel like the whole Caribbean will just sink

If that gets put out It'll just say it'll just I'll destroy my It's like it becomes the new Atlanta The Caribbean Atlantis Yeah yeah No no please no I was a joke It was a joke

The uh So the 20 20 I don't know what list you were looking at But 20 more songs of all time Number one is is we built this city by Starship that's not even that bad of a song I think it's boring but like it's not

I wouldn't call it bad the second one is Akey Breaky Heart which is infinitely worse than fucking we built the city because that's like super iconic That's like Akey Breakheart's a good song

That's his fucking Oh man What's the only song I know By Billy Ray Cyrus That's the only song I know Akey Breaky Heart is not a bad song It's not like a Amazing song

But it's not a bad song Akey Breaky Heart is like a notoriously bad song Is it though? I thought that fucking hook goes it's hard. I fucking know that song. But I will say it's... That's an iconic song.

But so it's that and who let the dogs out are the only songs on this list that I agree with. Because everything else is kind of... Yeah. Everything else is kind of ridiculous. Like fucking... Like... What is this? Barbie Girl by Aqua?

I mean, come on. See, that's weird. Don't worry, be happy? What the fuck? That's a sense. That's a great song. There's a lot... Even on the list I was looking at, too, there was a lot of good songs on there, so I didn't

understand. I feel like these are just like... Stupid, man. He almost feel like these are just some hotbeds. Rockstar by Rockstar by Nickelback. I mean, let's relax. Which one's that?

That's not the photograph one. Which one's that? Hey, hey, I want to be rock star. I hate that song, but it's not that bad. I don't have. It's not, it's not number five of worst songs ever. I think the one worse than that is the one where, do you guys remember that that they did where it's like if, if, if everyone cared.

Like, oh, this, the day. that like nobody died. It's the gayest thing ever. If everyone cared, nobody cried. If everyone loved and nobody lied. If everyone can swallow their pride,

we see the day. It's so weird. I haven't heard that song. Dude, I haven't heard that song since like 2006 maybe. And I, that's crazy that I remember that. When I heard that song,

I was like, this is, this is, this is gayer than four, the kissing. four men. Like there's this is I was like this is I can't believe they wrote and released this song as like this is like what was that thing when all the the the artists got together? We are the children. We are the world. We are the world. Like it was that level of why would you do this? I think we are the world is a good song but I think Michael's part is so good though that's like all the other singers it's insane watching him record that because it's hit with a bunch

are like very famous white singers and Michael being like what the fuck is wrong these are singers like he's just looking at them like why are they doing that with their notes like what's going on here? I don't really remember the video footage How do you see dude it's funny

because it's like some girl that she sounds like a goat for a period of time and it's not Yoko Yo I was just watching footage of Yoko with Chuck Barry and John Lennon Oh dude it's so hilarious Funny as whatever that is such an iconic video of her just like fucking that entire setup.

Bro, but it's Michael's like looking at them like what is he like he's like he's singing and then the girl starts singing he takes off his glasses and he looks at her and he's like what? That's singing so. I've been so. I've been so immunized to Michael Jackson. Like I just. I can't I can't say that I've ever listened to a song of his entire. on purpose.

It's so weird because he has so many amazing songs. Like, like, to an absurd, there has to be at least one song you like. Like, I think, there's elements of certain,

there's elements of certain songs that I like the guitar on bad. I think that, like, that riff on bad is fucking awesome. Bad? But then it just, but then it just kind of,

Eddie Van Halen, that's why. Right. Right. And then it just goes away. Yeah, it's fucking nuts. It's so cool.

And then it goes away. But like, it's, like, Bad is such a good, like fundamentally bad is the good song. I don't know how you can dislike it. Or like smooth criminal. I'm not saying I dislike it.

I'm just saying like a pretty young thing. Dude, pretty young thing is such a good song, dude. Or like... Pretty young thing was, pretty young thing was ruined for me by Vine. Vine ruined Pretty Young thing for me because there was that, there was that weird vine going around. It was like one of the only viral, like, truly viral vines that I remember from back in like 2013 or whatever. And it was just like, it was literally. just some fucking asshole making faces to PYT and I just I hate I hate it now like I

I think I think because you didn't sit down and listen to them before so you didn't have them in your brain before like what this song is because it's like for me like um what song is a song like I heard well before it became a meme and now that it's a it became a meme I'm like oh never get never going to give you up I think so because I remember my grandma liked that song because my grandma's old obviously she was oh this is a great song And then I heard so the memes and it got annoying because I remember like trying to watch

Chappelle show so many times on YouTube and then that would come up and I'm like yeah I want to see this guy say the N-word I don't care about this guy singing this stupid song but I've always liked that song that's a good song

Yeah it's not a bad song I was a joke that everybody was like I was gonna take you down Everyone cares No you know it's a song I love What people hate I've been with you for the long Longest time

Whoa I don't know that I don't know that one It doesn't sound familiar Who's that? That doesn't sound To me at all I can't tell if that's like

Pop Punk or if it's some old swing shit No Is it a doo-wop? It's like I think it's no Longest It's either Duwop or metal

That's how good No it's Billy Joel The longest time Oh I love that song Okay. My granddaddy's supposed to that song all the time. My grandma would be like,

turn that off. I hate it. But I liked it a lot because I like my granddad. Yeah, my parents hated. If that song comes on, I'm sure you guys would be like, yo,

please turn this off. What is it so funny? What is a real guilty pleasure? You think you guys would not want to, you know, you're in your car, and you wouldn't want to roll your windows up while listening to this one.

What do you think? You think it, like, I know what song it is now, like for real. before I said I don't really have any, but now that I know, it's Decode by Paramore, the Twilight song. I fucking love that song. I'll keep that. I'll keep my windows down for that one, man. Really? I fucking love Paramore. Yeah. Yeah, I like Paramour. No, no, no, no. Paramore is fine. Do you

know Decode? Dude, Dicode is one of my favorite songs. That fucking chorus is crazy. You can't be telling the truth. Dude, and, okay, look it. So the second half of the song, well, not the second has the second chorus she fucking drags out like one note it's so fucking perfect where I'm like this chick doesn't she's an alien she's too good

I love that song I don't give a fuck about Twilight but that song goes hard as I love that song because I love Paramore and Twilight actually I like both of those things I'm singing it on a couple octaves down but I'm singing it on acoustic it's on Instagram like if you dig deep

I'm seeing that shot on dude I fucking love that song. Not this time. That's just from the nocha cake. I do that she draws off perfectly. So it's like, how did we get here? I used to know you so when she says well. Like I used to know. Oh, wait, no, no, no. It's the second time around because I think I know, oh, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, like when she says, because you know the second part of the chorus. Yeah. So how do we get here? I used to know you so well. And then how do we get here? I think I know. So she lingers on that note. And it's just, I'm like, damn. My balls would pop if I did that. It's just so good. She's such a good singer. It's unfortunate that she sang that song so well because it's a Twilight song. And then he asked him to come back and they were like, no. We're not coming back for that movie.

Absolutely not. It's Twilight. This movie's stupid as shit. Dude. Okay, so I found a song. I found a song. I don't know, man. I don't know, man.

I don't know, man. So, Derek might be. Derek might be mad at this. So I went to Spotify and I'm, I put on if everyone cared just because I'm trying to remember this. Yeah. I don't hate this. Look, I don't hate this at all. Look, the song, I think it's actually pretty decent.

The melody is, like musically, the words are stupid. The words suck. That's my problem. The words are bad. The melody is fine. It's kind of a good, it's kind of a good melody. I don't think I'm alive. It's all coming back to me.

It's all coming back to me. But like, yeah, yeah. I just, I'm a lyric. Guilty, yeah, the lyrics are bad. Guilty pleasure-wise, like, I don't know. It would probably be something like out of pocket, like caramel dancing or something. You know what I mean?

We're like just Euro pop, like, just weird shit. Or evanescence, because I feel like there is an amount of shame to evanescence. That's pretty. That's a good answer. I like evidence a lot. I feel like everybody knows that song, though. Everybody knows those songs. But it's not just that song.

It's not that sort of like I'm talking like, I kind of feel a little like. I'm not talking about that song. I'm just talking about Evanescence in general because if you're listening to Evanescence, everybody knows it because that's nobody, no woman, like that woman sounds uniquely like Evanescence. Like Amy Lee for whatever. It's weird because like when I think about her voice, I think like, oh, it just sounds like a not generic female singer, but you know, not like necessarily super specific. But then you hear it and it's like, oh, that's clearly fucking Amy Lee. But I'm not talking about like, you know, what is it, bring me to life or whatever. I'm talking about like, you know, my heart is broken, do what you what you want, erase this, all that shit, where it's like...

I know erase this. I know those songs I think because of just the age I am, and that's what was on MTV when I was young. Erase this. Erase this was on the radio a lot when we were in, in, in Duchess. And I remember specifically because that piano in the beginning was fucking cool as shit. And I remember to think, this is fucking weird. But, uh, that's... Do you know the song, call me when you're sober?

Yeah. Yeah. I fucking love that song, too. And I was... I remember. I remember watching that music video and my cousin coming in and me legitimately legitimately knocking my cable box off the TV

because I just could not explain to him while I was listening to that shit. I was listening to it contently too. Like I woke up and I was like in my bed like petting my daughter listening to that song and he walked in I just got up and knocked my cable box off my TV and he was just like why did you do that? And I'm like ah. Did you explain?

Did you have a panic? What was your explanation for that? I just went to the bathroom. I was like, I saw something on there. I got freaked out and he was just like, dude, stop. Like, I could just took the card out because I had to keep, remember the came, like the little identification cards? I could have just pulled the card out.

I could have just pulled the card out. Yeah, but you weren't thinking. It was like 2008, nine, before he got upgraded. Oh, wow. That's such a specific memory. I totally forgot about that fucking little card. I could have just taken it. I could have just taken it out.

Or I could have just changed the channel. I could have just picked the last and put it back on like Nicktoons, whatever the fuck I was watching at like 16, 17. But instead I knocked my cable box off. I was just so unbelievable. If that would have broke my grandma had to pay for another one, she would not have got me a new one. She was like, you're just not going to have cable.

Oh, man. I miss heard you for a second. It was. All right, let's, I thought you said Nick tunes. NIG to NIG, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. All right, let's Let's move on.

Fucking, what's next? Mitch McConnell fucking died again on fucking stage again. He died live again. He died live again. He can't stop dying. This dude's buffering up a storm for weeks in a row. Look, we gotta,

you can't have people this old in doing the jobs they're doing. You can't have it. It's getting ridiculous. It was already ridiculous before, but now that, like, people, like, it's so funny, too, because, like, I don't know if you guys have seen the video. We did kind of, like, briefly, we brought this up, like, pretty much immediately before we started recording, so this wasn't really much time to look at it. But, like, in the video, he is, he's like, he's, like, in front of a podium and he's, like, in front of, like, a bunch of cameras, he's given, like, a, like, a speech or something.

He's talking to a bunch of people. And he just, he's staring. And then some lady comes up next to him, like, does the thing? It's like, hey, did you hear the question, Senator? And he goes, yeah. And she goes, like, so you're going to run again in 2026? And I'm like, bro. It's not if there's still black people. You want this dude to run in three years?

Three years from now, you want this guy. If there's still black people around, I don't want anything to know. His vessel's broken, dude. I so desperately want. His vessels broke. Look, look. I, gerrymander the rest of the blacks out of the voting, caucus and uh...

Is he that racist? I thought he's not that racist. He's really fucking ignorant. He's very racist. He's just not overtly. I don't know what he believes in his heart. And I don't want anyone to be racist.

But it would be awesome if he just lost enough connection with reality to understand what he should and shouldn't say in certain situations. And there's part of me that does hope that there is like a deeply bigoted heart

under there so that one day he's just in front of a camera and he goes, I want him to just whisper, like loudly whisper the N-word over and over again into the microphone after 10 minutes of dead silence on a panel on a podium or something. Like I just want that... That would be really funny but also horrible. That would be pretty great.

That would be really funny. Like I would laugh a lot but I'd also be like, damn. Dude shouldn't be up there. Something's about to change. Something's about to change for the good. It's almost like, you know, what I hate about it? It's like, it almost makes me feel bad for him. And I don't like feeling bad for these people. Because like, it's like clearly like elder abuse type shit going on with these people. Like we, we need like old fucking senile assholes in power and we're just going to

we're going to shove Joe Biden into the room and hope he fucking doesn't fall asleep. Like when he fell asleep in front of those like Maui victims. Did you see that? No. He fell asleep. He went to Hawaii to hear, to like some benefit for the, for the Hawaii, for the Maui fire and he fell asleep and it's like dude you can't you can't have these people where they are man it's ridiculous

get him out the maximum age should be the maximum age for a politician should be 15 and the lowest age should be 10 we should have 11 12 13 14 15 year olds running the country I think the youngest should be stupid I think the youngest should be 2030

and the oldest should be 58 58 or something like that pretty fucking old, but 69 is good. That's when you ride up until the sunset. No, no, no, no, no. I think, I think 55. No, no, no, I would say, I would say 60. 60 is when you leave.

69 works for me. I think 25 to 60. You could still be together. You could still be together. I think 30 to 60. No, I think 25 is fine. I think 25 to 60 is good. I think 25, you're still kind of figuring out of who you are. You're not even done developing mentally. I don't think that's true. I don't think that's

bullshit. I think that's 25 usually finished. Yeah, exactly. So you're done, which means 25 is fine. But yeah, but you just got to that state. You got to understand that. You got to understand that. You got to understand. It doesn't matter.

Like, you don't have a life outside of it. Like, you're a politician. Your job is to politicize or whatever the fuck. Politicize, whatever the fuck. I just wonder doing, because people always complain about gerrymandering where they do certain things or they try to keep certain demographics out from voting or whatever. Poor people are usually ostracized because a lot of times on average. and then black and brown people because they tend to vote leaning left.

And then so they try to do all these dirty tricks. And I wonder if this will be the tactic where if you try to educate, they're going to say this is like the same fucking thing. Even though it should be pretty obvious, I would think the best solution would be doing a competency test, making sure that you're fucking good cognitively. And that should be the bare fucking minimum. But then it's like, okay, who runs it?

Is it a third party? somebody who was divorced from the branches to make sure that it actually stays independent and not fucking corrupt. It's such a, it's so deep in corruption that like, it's like, how do you actually fix it at this point, barring doing like what the good old boys fantasize about doing where they're like, we want a revolution, but they always want it for the dumbest reasons. Like they're not like, hey, we're getting completely screwed and my, my, all my benefits are are disappearing and minimum wage isn't going up federally and everything else's is, you know,

they're not trying to storm the capital for that. You know what I'm saying? But like they have these fantasies doing that shit. Barring that, how the fuck are you going to get the Mitch McConnell's and people adjacent to him to actually leave when they're clearly mummies. They're fucking fossils. And then we've seen it live happen now multiple times. and they're still there.

How do you fix that actually? The thing is that this, right? Once there's an intelligence test for one thing, it's going to sweep the world, so they're never going to start doing that. Once it's like, oh, you've got to be competent to have to do this test, doesn't know if we should do a competent test for this as well,

and this is going to become too popular so they can't ever start competent tests for anything. I agree. It's going to be like, oh, yeah, why don't we do it for everything? That makes sense now. Why don't we do it for jobs? and for X, Y, and Z, because I'm sure there's people out there that are more competent

than most doctors that exist. You put them in a right situation, and they understand the curriculum, understand what they do, and they'll be like, oh, I can be a doctor better than this guy, I'm just go for 10 years, and it says by a piece of paper he knows what he's doing. But I don't know, just kill him. Just kill the old people, man. Oh, my God. The simple solution just let them bruise their hips, and it gets like internal bleeding

and they die in like a week. I just want there to be like some Batman, but that, like, for that specific shit. Like, they take out the Mitches and they take out the, uh, the Pelosi's. Like all of these fucking people. Yeah, like, it's time to, like, they'll just be the boogeyman. Like, they're like father time. The father time. Yeah, it'll be like the father time with the cowl on or something.

He has like a fucking kid. He just whoops people's asses that clearly shouldn't be around anymore. He'll fucking beat up Joe Biden. He'll beat up Pelosi. He'll beat up McConnell. every other old piece of... Who's that fucking other old fucking broad that is completely senile?

Oh my God, Diane Feinstein order? Thank you. Yeah, yeah, just beat them all up. It just straight to break their limbs like Batman. If you... Like Batman be like, I didn't kill this person? Diane... Diane Feinstein looks...

Diane's Feinstein has some fucking Harvey Dent's shit going on. Like, each side of her face looks like a different person. It's truly insane. Like, that's... Too old. You're too old. Get out of here. Get out of here.

So do. Leave. All right. What else? What else we got? That guy fucking... So I don't know anything about this guy who stole... Who stole the copies of Starfield.

I only briefly saw a thing about it. Yeah, I don't know much about him either. All I know is that he's the... He's... There's a lot... He's got quite a few fans. There's a lot of people that are like, oh, I'll free him. I like what he did.

But at the same time, Why did you film yourself doing everything? He filmed himself stealing the shit. He had commentary after the fact. He filmed himself doing transactions of selling... It's the most bizarre. How much trouble did he get in? So I'm looking...

I have it right here. A Tennessee man has been detained after reportedly attempting to sell copies of Starfield that he had stolen. He has been charged with felony and misdemeanor theft offenses as well as marijuana possession for 40 and 40 minutes of forthcoming Bethesda RPG gameplay have been leaked. This is the person allegedly responsible, and it's the video of him just sort of recording himself talking about it.

So, felony and misdemeanor theft defenses. I don't know what... I mean, felony doesn't sound great. So that's probably not great. Although, I mean, I guess... Oh, well, I guess it's Tennessee. I was wondering what the... Marijuana possession. What the fuck?

It really is crazy. how much, like, different states are basically different countries. Yeah. Because, like, it's, it is so insane how little marijuana means here. If anything. Yeah, it sucks.

Yeah, it's really, it's really fucking crazy. And it's also, it's like, okay, yeah, we are a country technically because, yeah, marijuana is still a schedule and drug federally. It's still illegal. Which, it's, this country is so stupid sometimes. I, actually most times.

It's like, I like living here to a certain extent. And then you hear about dumb shit like that. Like somebody can go to prison for an extremely long time versus over here where it's like, yeah, whatever. Just pick it up from the dispensary and go wild. Go nuts. It's insane. You can buy weed from this.

Dude, if you would have told me at 16 to get by from a dispensary eventually and a few trouble, like, that's impossible. So many people are in jail for smoking weed or just having it on them. And now it's true, but the people are still in jail. That's crazy, bro. That's so crazy. And I'm just like, okay, are we going to do something? People got felony charges, bro. People got felony charges on their fucking thing.

They're in jail with murderers and rapists and child pornographers. And these motherfuckers just had weed on them. That's it. They just had a bunch of weed on them. It's fucking nuts, man. They're not even talking about releasing them or, like, changing the system. Like, imagine you get out of jail. You get out of jail.

month before they make that law, right? They edit the law. You still can't vote. You still can't fly places. You're forever no longer able to get a good job. And on top of that, I just want to say, and to extrapolate, you could still be the president, though. Yeah.

What the fuck? What is like, like, I, I feel countries laughing at us. Like, I feel their energy. When they hear about this shit, it's like, oh. It's like a reverse spirit bomb. Yeah, yeah, exactly that. Yeah, it's a humiliation bomb. What's crazy is that I feel like for a long time we hid how fucking completely

asininely stupid this country was for a while. And then the internet just let the floodgates open or how stupid America is, bro. Because I don't think Americans are particularly stupid. I think that's a thing that other countries say. And then like when it comes to being, I don't think, I don't think, I think we're in fact more well-versed about the world than most parts of the world in general. Because we have so many kinds of people here. I think because we have so many kinds of people here.

Like, you experience. What does that have to do with intelligence? I think we're just more well-versed about the world than a lot of people. Because we interact a lot of different kinds of people. So you mean like tolerance or what are you saying? I think I think at a means of talent. Like how to explain it? Like an American person will likely know more about the experiences of different groups of people than most.

other people in the world because of how many kinds of people the average American runs into in their life. I don't know if I agree because I feel like, I don't know, because I think about like some smaller countries like maybe like in Eastern Europe or even even just in Europe in general, I guess, where not only are they forced to interact with other people because those countries are so small that they're often like intersecting with each other. Like people are often going from Spain to Italy to to Greece and all that stuff. Like it's a lot more common to go across country lines over there. And that's more direct.

Like it's it's much easier to interact with cultures that are actually like significantly different as opposed to here, which is like it's more of a melting pot. I feel like they're not. But those cultures, the Eastern European ones are not that significantly different. Well, they're similar. They're very similar in fact. No. But their languages are almost the same often. Yeah, but they also speak more languages than we do.

That is true. That is true. That's the thing I agree with. But that's what I'm saying. It's like I think because they are more at the, like we do interact with a lot of different people, but the people that we interact with are mostly like, you know, generally assimilated in some way. Like they might be from somewhere else. And they might. Yeah.

But they're generally still like American, you know, like, uh, it. Hang out with like a New York Jewish guy is a lot different than, you know, you know. hanging out what you're from like Bethlehem proper. Yeah. That's true. Which is more likely to, yeah, I don't know. Because I feel like, I feel like people say American to dumb. I think we're, I don't think we're the smart.

Yes. I think our curriculum is broken as shit. I think that's true. I think. Which is, yeah. Causes people to be stupid. I mean, I don't, I think a lot of people that went through the curriculum that like, like, that are not,

they're just, they went through the curriculum. So the way they learned in school was through, but they're not dumb people at all. Yes, they are. Well, that's what makes them dumb. Not exact. That's not true.

There's a difference between ignorance and stupidity. The curriculum deals with what you learn while you're in school. Look, when you're in school, right? I don't blame people for not knowing shit. I don't blame people for not knowing stuff, which is just like a lack of education can be a cause of being ignorance.

You don't know a lot of stuff. But then there is just willfully stupid and willfully ignorant. Or it's people that don't care about knowing shit because they think they know everything already. and we're kind of getting you got to think about this you got to think about how somebody like trump for example is still the frontrunner this argument yes okay there are tens of millions of people still willing to even though he is so obviously guilty but there's tens of millions of people who think this is some type of Joe bunn has nothing to do with the investigation jack smith or whatever the fuck the guy is they they have no connection Joe has

stayed quiet he's i have nothing to do with this investigation investigation. And these people think it's the Joe crime family that's doing it all. It's arresting the political. They think this because they're stupid. You can't, there's no other way you can think it. Because if you weren't stupid, you would know, oh, like, if you know, like said, you read the indictments. The indictments are at the level of like, I would say fifth grade reading. And I don't mean that as like, to be like, oh, you're, it's like literally. You can read it. It's extremely easily digestible. It answers all of your questions of, oh, they're persecuting for free speech.

It's like, no, that's not how you can, you can say, you know, you can say like, I'm going to kill my mom, right? That's free speech. But then when you make a plan to kill your mom, that's no longer just free speech. You were conspiracy to kill your mother. And that's the whole difference. It literally makes, it tells this in detail. But these people are so astronomically stupid that they.

can't, they, they refuse to just live in reality. And to me, that's not ignorant. It's, the information is right in front of their fucking face. I feel like at that period of time, it's something other than just simply, like, like, you're right. I'm just given, an example. Like, there's so many other examples. Like, what you're explaining is, right, like, someone not being able to comprehend word

right in front of them exactly how it is. Obviously, there's a lot of context to words, but when there's something like a claim, like a full-on claim of someone doing something criminal activity and verbatim, there's no ability to, like, decipher an incoctal activity. correctly. It's like stroke for stroke right there. This is what these words mean. There's no trying to hide it. There's no double meaning. It was just right in front of you. People choose or not. But I feel like that's not most people. But also I can be wrong. Because I haven't met most people. I think, unfortunately, I think it is most people. Unfortunately, I think, I don't say this

to be like, I don't like talking like this. I really don't. I don't like saying that I think most people on average are dumb. I don't like saying that because it makes me sound like I'm fucking trying to put myself above these people. That's not what I'm trying to do, but I just think it's just a reality. When you look at statistically how people vote, how, say, for example, how people will continuously vote against their own interests, how you will try your very best to get people to get on board with a Bernie Sanders as someone who actually gives a fuck and wants to

actually change and do. real shit. And there is too many people that will just allow that shit not to happen. And I'm like, if most people were intelligent, I don't think this would be happening. I don't think we would allow it to happen collectively. I think about anything, the pandemic, anything. If we were intelligent, we would hit the herd, you know, what we needed. We would hit 75% immunity. We would have whooped the pandemic's ass so fast. We wouldn't be talking about this shit at all. I think unfortunately, there's just too many dummies, and we are unfortunately under the mercy of them

because they kind of, they are easily manipulated. They mean well, they know what they want. Dumb people know what they want. They want to live good. They want good wages. They want health care. They want all that shit. If you ask them.

They don't know how to get it. They don't know how to get them. So then they, some fucking snake oil charlatan piece of shit will pretend they're going to protect them. And then they just take advantage of them. them. It's fucked. You gotta kill them. Yeah. A lot of people are gullible. So we have the father time

vigilante. We gotta just have a real politician Batman that just whoops all of these people's asses. I would be on board a thousand percent. I was saying that for, I would say that for years, dude. It's like, we need like, we need some, we just need some guy going

around and beating these people up sincerely. Like, like, we just need someone. someone who's capable you know and not so bad we want because I do that I don't know man

there was there was it look I'm not look I'm not saying I agree with this I'm not saying I disagree with it either I'm just mentioning I did see I did see I did see you know

I saw an image that was like I can't remember what the context was it was it was a make politicians afraid to start their car again and I remember thinking like that's crazy that's crazy that's pretty wild

that's pretty that's pretty that's pretty that's pretty I'm not saying I'm not I'm not saying I'm not I'm not saying I'm not saying you just observation I'm just I'm just recounting something that I saw that I found interesting let's let's move on to questions Jesus Christ let's go let's go just sweating like having their

hey come your son Hey son, could you start my car for me, please? Dude, that's crazy. You get your son. You get your son, dude. Can you, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can you imagine? Can you genuinely imagine for a moment being a, like, there's a politician who is so sinister

that he understands that what he's doing is so bad that he is definitely on someone's list, that he has a child with the express purpose. To start his car To start his car To open his doors To stay in front of him at every angle Like he knows Someone's fishing for him bro

He knows The kid turns his doorknobs The kid starts his cars The kid takes the first taste To all his food It's insane Like hey Like real talk

Before we get the questions Why can't we all crowd fund Hitmen to do whatever they want to do. Stop. Whatever they want. We just hired them, but we're just going to be there. We're not saying anything specific.

We're not giving any specific instructions. It's just all implied. And what I mean by that is because what I mean by that is, I think everybody knows and everybody agrees, doesn't matter what your political affiliation is, that the Clinton hit list is like real. I think everybody knows that their long list of people who just happened to, have heart attacks and weird things happen to them where they're where it's it makes no sense it's it's

it's as open as epstein i think everybody understands that so it's like if they're able to do this dumb wacky shit why can't fucking you know the american people have a go fund me and just like you know because that is that is so fucking crazy and go fuck me hit me bro that's nuts That's fucking crazy. Because I don't understand how not okay that is. See, we don't, but why is it okay? Why do we allow there to be a Clinton hit list? Go fund.

Go fund me. Let's, all right. I rest my case. Can you imagine? How would you feel? How would you feel, actually, how would you feel if you woke up one day, you're, I don't know, some random, you're some random politician, right? You woke, when you wake up one day, your name is trending.

And there's a fundraiser to kill you from the American people. And it's over a billion dollars. It's over a billion dollars. It has more individual dollar donations than there are people in the United States. Like, by a lot. By a mile. You start seeing, you start going, you start seeing, you start seeing politicians' names too. You start seeing Serbian politicians' names.

You're like, oh, no. Everyone gave, everyone gave a dollar. Your cousin. I bet you're going to fly straight after that, aren't you? Your dog, your dog cuddles bracken. Cuddles! I bet you're going to start voting in the interest of the American people after that. I bet that's what's going to happen.

And that rest of the day, you see shadows lurking throughout your house. This is just looming shadows. There is an element of like they do have so much control and they are so, they do have so much power and they do have so much influence in money that like, unfortunately there really is no incentive for them to do better what the American what the American people need them to do outside of genuine fear it's it's it's fucked up it's fucked it shouldn't have to be that way

people should just be motivated by just like I don't know being a basically decent person but right I mean it reminds me of in in Puerto Rico like I bring this up all the time because I'm so proud of it I love I love that island for for doing that but like when the mayor or the or Puerto Rico, whatever the fuck they called over there, when he was like withholding aid or something from the island during, I think, the hurricanes or something, they wield a fucking guillotine up to his office.

They wield a guillotine up to his house, and he fled, he ran away. I think he's gone. I think he's got, I'm pretty sure he's got, I don't know what the situation is, but even if he fled and came right back, I assure you he feels way differently, you know, about like his ability to get up to.

And I'm not saying, And by the way, like, when I say all this shit, I'm not saying like literally like, I'm not saying like, oh, fucking go and, you know, put these people in a tribunee and throw them into the sun. But like, the understanding that that's possible is, you know, like, I don't know, man. Like, there is truth to the idea that, like, they have to know that they're, they work for us. I love it. You know? And I don't know. It's crazy that they don't get it.

That's why I just would have. Or they don't want to. The people, the January 6 people, if they were just, for the, I wouldn't have been mad if it was for the right reasons. There were so many good reasons. There's so many good reasons to do what happened on January 6th, and they chose the worst reason ever. It's like, it's literally the dumbest, the shittiest reasons. That is the most embarrassing in the modern American history, bro. It is super, it is super embarrassing.

It's embarrassing because, like, we had a bunch of people. who were angry enough to take action to go storm to storm the capital and then what they got in there and then they just sort of took selfies and left well no they got in there for the wrong reason yeah went there for the dumb reason

they attacked a bunch of people got hurt for no like that poor that poor security guard that was like telling them stay back and they looked like zombies like approaching him yeah like that was so sad that was like one of the moments I'm like what do we do And then there was that dumb woman who fucking crawled over the security line in the fucking capital expecting not to be shot today.

Like that's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they fucking shot the neck. Dude, they killed her. Yeah, they fucking killed that woman. And of course they did. She's crossing the fucking. Dude, you're breaking into the capital with a mob.

Like, you're, I don't know what you are going to die. Yeah, yeah. Don't, that's, that's Darwin shit, though. Like, it really is like. I'm surprised it didn't get worse than it did because, like, you're, you're, you. You know, like, obviously, yeah. You know why. You'd assume the fact that they didn't call the Swats.

He made, like, the fact that, like, nothing happened, that, like, that could have, I'm, well, they are SWAT officers there, I'm pretty sure, like, by default. But they, but, like, dude, that's a coup. That's literally a coup. Like, if they had, those people, if those people had more gumption, that could have been a full-fledged coup d'a top. Yeah, there was, there was enough people that didn't. So, like, for example, the Proud Boys had actually had, had, um, gun caches. stashed around. So they were ready to do something.

If they saw that it was going in the direction that they wanted to go, they would be like, all right, now bring in the reinforcements. We're actually doing this. There were people that came with zip ties, you know, certain type of weapon. There were some people who were dead serious. There was a lot of people that were just, you know, your yokels that were just, oh, we're doing something. And, you know, like that baked Alaska guy.

Like, obviously he's not a revolution. guy. He's just there to just be stupid. So there was a mixed bag that had no direction. But one thing is clear from reading the indictments. It is apparent Trump said himself. He knows 100% self-aware that the election was not stolen, but he's just going to say it. And he's going to will into existence him winning at all cost, even though he knew that he lost. And so that's the biggest thing that these people don't understand and they still don't believe it now.

And I'm like, God damn, I wish you guys were just angry like us for the right reasons. And then go crazy. We'll cheer you on, man. Go fucking go crazy. Go slap some politicians up and shit and be like, stop fucking hiking up everything. Stop fucking letting the lobbyists fucking suck you. You know what I'm saying. It's just, I don't get too far into it.

But you understand. You understand that things are. It's crazy. It's misused anger. that's it's it's completely ah man so depressing anyway let's move on to some fucking questions

huh let's fucking do it uh dick a cacado succacado rodin he says hi there long time listener first time subscriber here since there's a bunch of hilarious snark tank animated videos out there are there any classic snart tank moments you guys wish were animated but haven't been touched yet

dude who i'm sure what pisses me office that I know I have a bunch of answers to this but I can't I don't know we've done so many of these and we've recorded it. Fresh one. Fresh one. Fresh one. The baby in the toaster.

Definitely. The fucking. There's something that I mean, maybe I wouldn't see this. Oh, let me, let me say the other ones. So the Pee We Herman shit. I, I would like to see Pee We Herman in the theater and then like, you know, hitting somebody in the head, uh, fucking tripping up the cops and like all that whole scenario was, I, I picture shirt in my head and it just seems so fun.

And I want to see the babies getting slapped in the that competition. The idea of me slapping those babies inside of the fucking nursery and they're getting in, I'm too strong to be stopped. That's fucking hilarious. Like, you can't see an anime babies being slapped. That's the only way it works. That's the only way

you can see that. There's way too many moments. It's a lot, man. There's too many. Those are great ones. Uncle Phil's smiling Uncle Phil's smiling underwater. Oh, yeah. That's that. That, that that entire extra ammo is that that entire extra ammo when we rewrote independence day could be like if that was animated even even just storyboarded in like a really simplistic way i would i would

yeah i would be so happy to see something like that but uh we talked about releasing that one as a sample free uh for should we still do that i kind of forgot about that yeah yeah like oh that's right yeah we should release this as like a sample okay we should absolutely do that that's a good idea yeah okay absolutely Yeah. We just throw that in some random day of the week. We'll figure that out. That's a good idea.

Because that was a great extra ammo, man. That was just so fucking good. I don't know. There's probably a million. Dude, there are things that I, I'm going to, I want to kind of try and get into the, I don't really listen to podcasts, really, ever. Right. But I thought recently where it's like, man, we've done so many of these now that I,

I feel like I want to start almost listening to the first few episodes of what we did here. Like the first, like, episode five and onward. Just to see, like, how different it is. I want, like, I want to see, like, what's changed. And also just to, because there's so many shit, there's so much things that we, there's so many things that we talked about and so many things that happened and so many, like, improvised sections that I'm sure we're fucking hilarious that we don't remember now because it's been so long. Yeah, definitely. True. And it's, it's, it's pretty, I was listening to like one of the early episodes, uh, yesterday.

And I was like, it's crazy because it's like I'm listening. It's like I'm listening to a, to a, to a pie, I've, to something I've never heard before. Because it's so distant. Yeah. It's nuts. But it is nuts. Anyway. Yeah.

What would you guys do if, if nothing? Forget it. No, no, no. I got to hear this. So like, do you remember like, so we did most of the podcast during the time of COVID during the era of us. being locked down. Right. How would you guys feel if we had to do that again?

Like, what if COVID happened again and went through another period of like another like extreme lockdown? How would you guys be able to fuck with that? I wouldn't care this time probably. I would be really fucked up because I mean, dang, I'm going to hit 30 and embargoed again. Because for me, the problem is that I feel like I didn't get a chance to spend my 27th and 28th year of my life having, excuse me, having fun. That is didn't do anything.

those two years. It's like, oh well. I mean, it's such a small fucking time in your life, man. That's true, but it's such a recent time. That's what it makes me bothers me. Like, it's very small, and in years past, I'm like, whatever, but it was such a recent time. I see. It was annoying for sure. Of course, it was, yeah, it was definitely annoying. I just, I, I, I guess I reflect on time quite a bit, and I think about, it's kind of like when people are age, even say things like, oh, I'm, I'm kind of, I'm kind of,

afraid to be an old person because you see how decrepit old people are and I say I don't think old people of today are going to exist by the time we're old I think these are the last I think this is this is it we're going to be way more advanced medicine's going to be infinitely better I think the only way we'll look like that is if we're probably 150 years old or something and so I tell people to look at things in that perspective of time it's just like say COVID where it's like the lockdown was wacky as shit in those years but at the same time like there's such a tiny fraction of our lives that who gives the shit at the end of the day. I'm like, I'm moving

forward. Of course, in the present if it happened again, I'll be like, God damn it. Right? But like, I'm personally I'm already over. Like, there's people who have fucking PTSD from from the fucking from the mask and all that shit. And I'm just like, yo. That shit is so funny.

I was like, dude, there's nurses. There are people in the medical field that wear this shit every fucking day. What is wrong with you? That is, I will say, that is something that I kind of wish we took we bring back those dirty masks they're stupid I hate them I feel I do wish I do wish we I do wish we

I do wish we learn something from that in some way where it's like because I don't know man masks I don't know they're they're not fun but like I mean especially when people are sick I did I do like that that's like a thing in what is it Japanese culture or like maybe Asian culture more broadly where like if someone's sick they will wear a mask just because like

out of just basic you know consideration and I have masks still in my, I don't really wear them really, but like if, I kept it for that purpose because I remember specifically feeling like that's a lesson I do want kind of taken from this. It's like, if you're going to go out

and you're going to be sick, at least like be considerate. So I do have a bunch of masks still even if I don't really wear them all that much. It does, it does mitigate the spittle that you're, because everybody, you spit when you talk. So even if you don't notice it. So it mitigates the spittle which transfers

fucking viruses and germs, blah, blah, blah. And also just the visual. know so they'll know to keep distance from you like oh that guy's probably sick so you kind of stay away then just being right next to a person you don't fucking know it is such a courteous thing to do nah dude we're Americans but we don't understand courtesy yeah I mean yeah I said courteousy you see like I can't even even say it courteacy that's extra courteous dude we're dumb we're dumb we're dumb we're dumb and we're rude we think that everything that we're told to do is an

encroachment on our freedom but it's like dude what is freedom when you use it to destroy yourself. Huge, huge, huge philosophical conundrum right there that people talk about a lot, but it's like, it's true. Like, what is the point of having to do what you want where you're just going to kill yourself with it? Yeah, yeah. I just wonder why these people are so mad about that where it's like, okay, the stores, every store you go to, you know, you might be a person, uh, that likes to live your life without putting your shirt on. You love going out, but then there's establishments that you have to have a shirt on. They're not going to let you just waltz in with that leg. No shoes, no shirt, no service. Like people, they understand this and they don't

give a flying fuck. So I just want those. I just want the, yeah, see, you can come with, you can be like Donald Duck, dude. Donald ducking it, bro. Winnie to pulling it, bro. Out here, Winnie to pooling it, bro.

My whole bottom tummy and my dick out, bro. Put your dick away, Walter. Put your dick away, Walter. The idea of somebody walking outside with a nice pair of shoes on, like they got a pair of black shoes, the socks, you know, like the church shoes. Yeah.

And they got a nice button up and their dick is out. It's crazy. bro. No pants. He's got a blazer wrong with no pants. His whole dick is in a wind, bro. That's awesome. I'm like, what are you doing?

Come on, Walter. I'm not going to have sex with you right now, Walter. I'm not going to... I'm not going to give you a Cleveland steamer, Walter. I'm not going to give you a blumpkin, Walter. Not going to give you a blumpkin, Walter. What is a blumpkin again? Stop thinking me

You Yeah That's when you give the blow job While you're taking a shit You get to get the blow job Yeah Someone's gotta love you to suck your dick While you're shitting

Someone's got to love you Why would you want that That's so awkward dude No it's not Really? It's release It's pure release That's so fucking

You know what I quit I quit the show I I can't hear that again. I can't hear something like that again. Okay, we're taking casting. We're getting somebody new for Chris.

Wait, which was the... The next episode is critical instead of you. You just imagine the next episode is critical. We call it critical. He just becomes a riot. That would be insane. Hey, guys, going on. Welcome to the distracting podcast.

Charlie. All right, as a Phoenix does and every so often I've risen from the ashes. and now I'm here to work with these new guys. I don't know. Me and Sneko made up. They're black. They're black.

I'm on this black to cast with black people. These are the first black people I've ever spoken to. Directly, in fact, you know. I've spoken to Sneko, but I don't know what the fuck that nigga is. I don't know what that is. Dude, that back and forth, that back and forth with him and Sneako was so fucking funny. Like when they were talking about like the clips. Yeah.

In the in the gun area. That's so, so fucking good It was so funny because Snico was just like saying such stupid shit And Charlie just made fun of him for just being Stupider He was like here, here, here These are Mags, you're dumb

You're dumb, you're dumb You're dumb You're dumb You're not gonna believe You're not gonna believe that Sneco actually Wanted me to fuck his girlfriend I don't understand this You guys know me like Jesus of Mad

If that bitch is see like stop fucking stinko's girlfriend critical fucking I can't even imagine come on critical those are words

I would not be it would never it would never it would imagining imagining imagine fucking Mike Irman trout

from fucking breaking bad even mentally like I've been watching sniper wolf all day I'm sorry

Walter I forgot I forgot to I forgot to I forgot to I forgot You're green and your avarice. You couldn't leave sniper wolf alone.

I can't. Is the sniper wolf the original e-girl? No. I mean, she's like an early one. She's an early one for sure. But like I wouldn't say like the original. There's probably like ego's before her. But she's like one of the like.

Sniper wolf was like 2014, 2015, something like that. Nah, dude. She's like 2012, man. No, is the SS. Maybe. racist reference. I don't know. Stop.

Is that? Do we miss that? Did we miss that? Let's move on. Is the SS racist? Are you a Nazi sniper wolf? Are you a Nazi? Are you a Nazi?

That makes you a bit harder, Snapper Wolf. Honestly, the Nazi aesthetic really working for you. I'm sorry, Walter. I've been watching this feud between Jack's films and sniper wolf and it's really entertaining. Oh my God. I've been meeting to fucking DM Jack about

doing something because I was like Now it's the time I haven't seen him in a while I gotta hang out with Jack and Yeah we gotta we gotta we gotta We gotta hit him up I'm always like just so fucking

I don't know well I'm not gonna be able to see Nobody for a while Because I'm gonna be star fielding it up for a while And I know it's I know it's gonna consume It's gonna consume the next week for me You're not gonna have fun And yeah my parents are gonna be here I do wanna get everybody together

While my parents are here For something Like a day dinner. Okay, all right, let's move on. Let's go. NDC 13. Hey, losers, first time

Patreon subscriber. Been listening to you guys since you got on the internet, basically. Here's a stupid, here's a stupid question. Has there ever been a time where one of you got into a petty, deep argument with each other to the point where you really weren't

sure if you could come back from it and didn't want to be butt buddies anymore? Choose something besides stupid shit, sweetie says. We all know it's his fault. I don't know if this has ever happened. there's never there's never been something that me and chris have argued about that's been that has not ended in laughter even like to show we get the most heated at each other it's always ended in laughter the most heated arguments that we usually get into are like the least

interesting but like the least important things like if we're talking about something serious it's almost never an a heated argument if ever like i don't think it's ever been a heated argument The funniest thing The funniest things are though The arguments that we have That are not on camera The shit that's said In those arguments are unbelievable

Like the things that like our friend Like There was The white N word bro That's not an argument That's not an argument But it was a serious conversation That like Lily was listening in on

And she was so mesmerized at like the fact that we gave such a stupid creation like lore like that's what we did we've built so much fucking lore at a dumb shit but that those aren't argument those that's just us actually just intending to improv something stupid into existence and then coming and running away with it an actual argument like like a genuine argument is that we are getting into is never really heated but like the heated ones are usually the ones that are just the most entertaining. Like, it's a literally, like,

the circus tent argument that, uh, that we had ages ago. That was not like a serious, like it wasn't a joke. Like, we weren't not arguing. We were genuinely arguing,

but it's not, it wasn't serious, but we were getting so fucking angry. And then there was another one we were talking about, um, because somebody was, thankfully,

these are the only ones I remember because people happened to record them because they understood that history was happening. The, the fucking, do you remember the argument that we had about, uh, Omni Man and the Hulk?

Yes That's I have that on On my TikTok Because someone A friend of ours Was recording it on her on her like Really shitty phone

So it's it's really horrible quality But It's Oh my God That phone That phone was That phone was slightly better Than a puck tuba butter

Dude It was slightly better Toa put I I That was a Fisher Price Waukee talkie That had a

Motor Roller razor Stapled onto it That was not a real phone I have no idea How that worked At all I think the funniest one was the North conversation we had. Because the North conversation in the middle of the conversation, I realized that was wrong.

And you could see the pain on my face when I realized it. I was like, oh. Was that you guys streaming? That was streaming, right? I think you guys were on Twitch. That was in our house. That was just in our house one time. It was me, you and Jalen arguing about it.

And then in the middle of the conversation, I was just like, I feel like this video of that. You guys are reading. He's right. I, there's video of that for sure. It's probably like in one of my videos from like ages ago. Like I probably, it was probably just some random insert or like at the end because I would always just throw our fucking shenanigans in

at the end of videos to just fucking, just because I had so much of it. I remember that conversation because I remember realizing it was wrong. I remember my brain realizing how that North becomes south eventually. And I was just like, no. Yeah. So the conversation, so the conversation for people who aren't familiar, with it. We were having an argument as to whether or not you could

walk north forever. And, you know, you can't. You can only go as north, you can only go north until you hit the North Pole and then you're no longer going north, you're going south. And that was kind of the argument. You're heading the same direction that was north, but you're no longer heading north. Yeah, you're no longer heading north. So you can't, so technically you cannot

go north forever. When you hit North zero degrees, you start going south. Yeah. You can go east and west forever because there's no east and west pole, but that's not how north and south works. And that was, that was the argument and then I there's a moment in there where it's like you really like you're like damn you're right and I know I know it because I know the exact framing of it I know exactly the way the camera moves that's definitely in a video I got to find it but the moment it funny is I put my head down

yeah yeah it definitely wasn't a stream it definitely wasn't a stream though because I was I remember like manual like manually zooming in and and like I remember but not not right enough that's not argument of person at all like I don't think Derek really argues yeah I I only, I only, like, it has to, it's usually when somebody else, when I can sense when somebody else, they have to be right when, because usually I just don't give a shit. I'm like, whatever. But then there's sometimes I, I feel somebody. They just won't let something go. And then I kind of, then I kind of get agroed where my brother is, my brother is one of those people, like, Jojo, she experienced it when she met him. That we were talking about something like the fucking the, the telltale walking dead. And it's somehow turned into an argument about a semantical fucking bullshit about the word, the usage of the word normal. Where it's like, it's like, oh, saying something's normal implies that other people are abnormal.

And I was like, in a soul, so situation, you know what I'm saying. I am not saying other people are abnormal. There is just, you know what I'm saying. Stop acting like a fucking psychopath. path. I've had, yo, it's so funny that you say that because I've had that exact argument with someone. I don't remember who the fuck I was having it with, but I remember specifically saying like, no, it's not like a negative

connotation. It's just literally like, it's just literally a statement of like what's norm, like what is the norm and what isn't. That's not the norm. It doesn't mean it's like a negative connotation. I'm not saying it's like, oh, it's evil or something. It's just not normal. I remember there was one time in our house. I don't know if Chris remembers. I'm not going to reveal the people that were there,

but I said something about a particular group of people having an abnormal appearance. And the way everyone in the house looked at me was like I was the most terrible person, but it was simply, it was not derogatory at all. It was like they have the most particular, particular features. And everyone made it seem like I was crazy because it's like,

nah, he's literally right. But everyone was just like, you're the worst. And I was like, no, I'm not. What are you supposed to say?

That's a simple assessment. What are you supposed to say? That's a simple assessment. What's wrong? wrong with that assessment. I feel like you're saying it in the most PC way probable possible. Everybody thought I was the devil. It was a house was full of people though. Granted, it was full of people.

And I said it and I was, I had no ill intention. Did you have a negative look on your face? Was there a stake on it when you said it? Context matters a lot. And I think people forget con. Because people get so offended so easily they forget context, you know? And I'm just like, look, people are just weird. It wasn't meant to be offensive. It was a simple assessment. People are just weird about like just assessments of just reality around them, if it's not placed in, like, or if it's not put in, like, like, dude, like, I remember specifically, um, seeing someone give somebody shit because, uh, they said, like, uh, oh, that, oh, uh, this person has, has a black nose or whatever. And it wasn't like a negative, it was literally just like,

a statement of fact that everybody was like, beating it, beating up on it. I was like, dude, it's not like, it's, it's just, that's, that's, that's, it's, like, it's, that, I mean, are you not allowed? Are you not allowed? The way you can say that. The way you can say that, No, but the conversation literally was stemming around, like, features that they had. Like, it was literally, like, the context of the conversation was literally like, yeah, you know, I got my cheekbones for my, for my Native American fucking, you know, grandfather or whatever. You know what I mean? Like, literally. Like, that was the topic of the conversation.

It was like, you have a black nose. It got, like, weird. And it was just like, what the fuck? Why? It's just a statement of reality. I think context is important, right? Like, for instance, like, people are like, whenever I, whenever I, whenever people were afraid to say, like, slurs, right? For me, when you're reading a slur, like when there's something written, like if it's like a book, a historical historical literature, I think those words need to be said.

Because I think historically those words had different meanings back in the day and we have to understand what they meant then and if they are bad or not. But people get really offended by that. I'm like, why are you so offended? But that word is in there for a reason. Yeah, just written in like historical context. You say that word because you have to remember what that word means and never let it become what. it was. Dude, but people get really offended.

It's just so weird. No, it's not even about that. It's not even about slur. Like, people get weirdly, people get weird about just basic descriptive factors. Like, oh, this kid is black. It's like, what do you mean by it? He's like, he's black. That's a black person.

There are, there are, there are absolutely white people who are afraid to describe black people as black. I've seen it. It's the weirdest. It's the weirdest. It is the strangest fucking thing because, like, they'll say people of color, which to be is like so much. I don't know, man.

It's weird. It's a little weird. I don't have to stand on. It's less descriptive. It's less descriptive end. It's less descriptive end. To me, it's like, I'm not saying it's like 100% dehumanizing, but it is like, there is like a like a like a robotification of humanity.

It's like a distilling of humanity when you say people. Like to me it's weird. Just say they're black, they're Asian, they're fucking like, people are who they are. It's fucking bizarre. If you, if there's no reason. to say what they are, I do feel like sometimes it is a little bit weird. I don't necessarily, yes.

No, but it's literally, no, but it's literally like when people are describing. Yes, and I'm just saying outside of that, the only time that I've felt that it's weird is when I see people do that, when they're just saying like, or I ran into this black guy

and it has nothing to do with the story where what I mean is, because I usually, without even thinking about it, I'm not thinking about, oh, I should avoid saying the race. I just say, or I ran to this, dude or this dude was acting crazy and like I'm not even thinking about like oh he he's black or he's I'm not that's not my default but I notice some people do that where they're like they always they always put that and I'm like that's a little that's interesting that they do that like it's just a

little it's an observation that I've noticed some people I'll never forget some people do notice that and it might not be insidious either it might as be some people just do notice those things first but just strange well it's why that's the whole thing's like why like why like why oh man yeah I don't know. It's just, it's weird. Anyway, let's move on. Yeah, so we don't, we haven't gotten into arguments, I don't think, not really. P.A. P. Haggit. This is, this is one, I don't think, so, this is one, I don't think we'll have an answer for this because it's like very, it's very specific, but I do want to read it anyway.

Papa Jesus wrote and he says, hey there, my beautiful baby boys. I know this podcast is mostly jokes and bullshit, but have any of you or your co-hosts, ever said anything profound that really stuck with you. Personally, Sweeney's talking about how dangerous half knowledge can be really resonated with me, especially given how out of control conspiracy theories have gotten these days. Peace. Thank you, Papa Jesus. I'm sure this has happened at some point, but there's no way that I can pinpoint. Yeah, Derek never said one time it made me think like well after the podcast, and I was like,

what the fuck? And then I remembered it was Derek's hard. I made myself not respect it. Like purpose. I was like, what the fuck is this the fuck am I doing? What am I doing taking a life lesson from Derek? It's fucking, right? It's just negated it.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't even. Same with Chris. I'm sure there's moments I just can't recall today right now. Yeah, I remember specific moments where like, you know, I remember a specific interaction that I remember I was at home. I was in New York and we were doing the podcast. And it was recording in my room. So it was like a very specific point in time.

Maybe some people can find it. But it was on the podcast. And I said something. And you were like, and sweetie was like, that's the smartest thing you said. And he meant it for real,

but I don't remember what the fuck. I have no fucking recollection. I don't remember it either. I do remember that. I remember me saying those words. I was like, I think this one you ever said. Exactly.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I have no recollection of it. And it's clearly not important. So, but I'm sure it's happened. It's not,

you know, I don't keep tracking. There's so much recording of us saying random. Like, this is what's crazy, right? Like, from now, like there's so many hours of us just talking shit. just shit talking constantly

constantly they're like in the future people can catalog us growing up through this and that bothers me a lot Dude there are fans Who probably like because there are people who probably listen to this I wouldn't assume that this is most people But I assume there's at least five people in our audience

Who listen really intently To every episode And have a really like almost like Borderline encyclopedic knowledge of like what the fuck we've said And Lee's cousin listens to us a lot It's scary. Shout out. That's actually fucking bizarre.

But my nephew's girlfriend does too. And it's so fucking bizarre. I was like, why do you, like, why do you tell me that? Never tell me this thing. Shout out. Yeah, and I feel you. I feel you. But I forgot what I was saying.

Never mind. It doesn't matter. You know what's crazy? We got any other questions? People become less fans of us when they do it. When they become fans in a poddy. Like, let's say like our friends, like particularly one of our friends is Nicky Ziggie, right? Ziggy was a fan of our podcast first

And then she became a friend of ours Yeah And I've noticed that she became a friend of ours And she became less of a listener Because of the fact that she gets our bullshit In person so often Yeah there's no reason One of my friends bent

One of my good friends bent He was a listener at first He was a fan of like me and Chris And then he became my friend And he much so less listens to the podcast now Of course Yeah Yeah that's true for

Yeah Nicky they're great. Those guys are awesome. Love those guys. Like, we, uh, yeah, I mean, it's, it's true for anybody. Like, there are people that, like, I'm a fan of that, like, once I'm, especially if they post a lot where, like, I, I've met them and I've spoken to them. I, I don't really watch their stuff that much anymore. Unless it's, like, something like a big deal or if it's something that they, like a big project or something.

Um, I don't make a point to watch it in the same way that I used to because I could just, I could literally just call this person. So, like, it's, it's just, it's a different. type of, it's a different thing. I feel that. But you gotta stop doing that, Kingston. You gotta stop taking listeners away from the show

just so you can have more friends. I don't mean to. It just happens, bro. Stop it. You got enough. You got a friend. I'm a very personable person, dude.

The cutoff is now, dude. I'm making us lose money, literally. Yeah, you're literally hurting us financially, asshole. My pocket. Piece of shit. Sorry, right.

All right, let's, uh... You do a live show and no one comes. And then, like, we do a party and everybody comes at a party. Yeah. Guys, what the fuck, dude? Very funny. Oh, man. That's, honestly, that's all the questions for August.

We finished them all? We did. Because we did, because we did an extra ammo kind of rounding out because we weren't sure if we were going to be able to get through all of them. And so, yeah, man. I mean, I think we... Thank you guys. There's some...

There's some... There's fans again, dude. They got fans again for, like, recently. You guys have been. and fucking killing it over in Patreon for us, for real. And in our views for everything all over. Even in like our part, like our online. It's like that.

Things have grown to an extreme degree. We really appreciate it, guys. Yeah, it's, it's, you guys have been really fucking cool. It's why we want to, uh, I don't know, man. It's, it's good. It's, it's, it's positive reinforcement in some way. It's like, you know, we stick to our schedule. We get, we get shit out.

You guys tune in. And then like, we're just like, uh, it's, it's really cool. And that's why we're going to be. doing two episodes a week starting, I guess next week. Yeah. Yep, yep. When's the first episode?

The next week's episode's going to be the sixth. Next week we're going to record on the sixth. So you guys are going to get that. Obviously, we had a bit of a staggered. We record, we edit, we do the Patreon for early access and all that stuff. Yeah. So, you know, we really appreciate you guys. We want to give you more stuff to clip and meme and do fucking whatever the fuck you want with it.

Be sure to check over on the Patreon. because those extra ammo are going crazy. Like we just mentioned on this episode that we're probably going to take one of our favorite extra ammo. Or definitely like my favorite extra ammo when we did the rewriting Independence Day 2. We're going to see...

We're going to put that out for free feeds. I don't know when. Sometime soon. We'll get that out for you guys so you can get a taste of it. We've got a lot of other rewrites coming in the future we're going to rewrite Gears of War III. we're going to rewrite a bunch of movies as well.

So stay tuned for that. We just, we appreciate you. And I guess it's time to, it's time to read these fucking names. God damn it. It's my least favorite part of the fucking show. Damn. All right.

I hate this, I hate this part. That's so fucking crazy. It is our best supporters. I love you guys. We love you. But like the shit you write like makes me so mad sometimes. It is like it just hurts my soul.

But, all right, count me down. Three, two, one. I'm already, so, the first one's already so infuriating. That's gay. That's gay. That's what all the people say, I'm riding guys in April, suck Cox in May. So that's obviously that's life. That's pretty cool.

That's great. That's gay. That's what all the people say. I'm riding guys in. April, suck cocks in May. Very good. God, Christ. Painful.

Maybe that'll, maybe that'll be, yeah, whatever. We'll figure, we'll figure things out. NDC 13, Ciphergraph, cock, cock cheese crumbs. Nah, dude. What a fuck. What a fuck, dude. That's gross.

That's, wow, man. Keeps that shit in a bag. I was not my God. The worst. A zip lock. Nothing. All right. I'm going to say something

and it's really important that the context is taken into account here. I'm not a foot guy at all. Okay. All right, shut up, guys. The ghost of Tom Sweeney's YouTube channel Old Debbie Cumfingers.

Ouch. Nice. My channel's dead too, basically. I haven't fucking recorded. I haven't posted anything. My shit. The only, the only Go ahead. It doesn't

fucking matter, whatever. The only snark Tank patron to have both justifiably and verifiably shot and killed not just one person but two parentheses it was ruled as, and then it cuts off. So that's cool. Genitals gathering their asses. We told him to explain. We told him to explain he didn't. So maybe he got shot

since then. And this is just his account in perpetuity. We appreciate. That's crazy. Yeah. That's a crazy plot line. Sometimes sometimes I do wonder, like statistically speaking, at least one of our followers, must have, one of our patrons must have died. You know what I mean?

Who do we think was dead for a while? Oh, I mean, King of Hepasic, we thought it was gone. Okay. Yeah. And there was a couple other people, but their names changed so free. I think Merck's dead, too. We haven't seen Merckson forever. Merck's 1889.

Yeah. He's here. He's here, I'm sure. Hey, we need some more Keith Davids in the names, dude. It's kind of, it's getting a little disrespectful on here. We need to get another Keith David train going. Bro, that was insane. That was the most insane moment of our podcast.

In celebration, in celebration for Keith David taking the role of Zavala over from the late Lance Reddick, rest in peace. We should get as many of you to do Keith David again. I think it would be a nice honor. A nice way to show honor. Anyway, general is gathered in their asses. Damn, these bitches have fat asses. He provides the cock eruption. Guzzler of come from suction.

Nice. Spraying the homeless in front of my house with water. Wasp spray, parentheses. I live in San Francisco. San Francisco is such a shit place to live, man. It's crazy. It's so cool to visit. It's, well, soon as you get to the other side of the city, it's so bad.

So I have a friend who lives in San Francisco. I have a friend who lives in San Francisco. He hates it. But, like, he's been there for a long time. So he's just, he's so entrenched. But, like, something that he brought up that I hadn't even considered was that everywhere, like, around where he goes, like, he is always going uphill no matter what. And I was like, oh, I didn't even think of that. Like, if you wanted to walk,

if you wanted to walk to go get groceries or wanted to go to walk to go get anything, one way is totally fine. But then the next way is uphill. Always. And that sucks. And it's always, dude. Yeah, it's super steep. Like, man, no, no. I could, I could never live in, I couldn't do it. I like visiting, but not yet. I love visiting it. It's really cool. The food's fucking great, all that stuff, but like, no way am I living there. Also, it's fucking stupid expensive. Bro. Sweenie lick my weenie.

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Just, uh... I didn't even think about this until just now. Hold on. Seamen busting in their asses. The only... The only... The only... the only VHS I own.

It's a gladiator. Oh my fucking God. Oh my fucking God. Why is that the only one? I don't know because I saw it at like a thrift shop for like five bucks and I'm like I absolutely want this. That's fucking dupe. I totally need gladiator of VHs. I'd actually I'd unironically buy that too.

Though that's good. It's cool. I don't know. I can't explain why I get so much joy out of having this, but I do. Anyway. the kill is just Jared Lato singing about his inner conflict to be a furry my mojo dojo casa house except it's my bedroom

and I can't afford to decorate tinfoil tyrant because I'm a hex girl and I'm going to put my come on you nice very cool I mean I wasn't really that was really yeah that was pretty that's pretty abrupt that would be like if we did a whole song

if we did a cover of a whole song and this shout it just shouted gay at the end. Yeah. It's like the equivalent. That's so fucking stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be good. Yeah.

Putting blackface on my light bulbs. Ice tea raped my dragon. Sweeney, sweetie, swiney, swallow up my peony. Bend my dick come in or snatch. Sings and the people proud and gay shouting, give me dick, hooray. I, she picked me on my pippa. And the people proud and gay. That was the silence, the silence thing.

Oh, right. It's so weird reading those things because like I Right You just lose so much context when you read Oh fuck She pooping out my Pippa Possible. Yes, that's my real name Fingering a Mexican girl counts as a As a what

Fingering a Mexican girl counts as flicking the beaner Nice Nice Nice I'm so fat I've never I've never been with a Mexican girl actually Ah You're not true

God damn it no It was actually, it was actually, no, never mind, that's not true. A little spicy is this is just pussy. It was actually, it was actually the worst. It was actually the worst experience. Oh, wow. But, uh, maybe it was, hey, that might have, you know, fluke, you know. Yeah.

I would never judge. I would never judge. They were there talking about Trump presciving, uh, prescising grabbing women's, uh, beans. Uh, d. Dink. All right. Get out of here. He flicks him away.

Domination. Average energy, put your fat cock in. You pull your fat cock out. You do the fucky, fucky and turn my ass inside out. That's what being gay is all about. They should make petos wear gopros in prison. So you can see what happens to them. I think that would be neat.

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Why not? Because I'm not going to do it. I don't care. Only on extra ammo. Let me under only on extra ammo Get it on extra ammo It's not even because I care I just know you people care

And I know it's like when this This has left the target demographic I That's what I don't care to deal with I don't give a shit Okay But I'm not going to say it Because you make me say it

Damn it man You're so not fun I'll do it on my own I'll do it on my own volition When I fucking lose my mind And I have a Kramer moment You're fucking coward You're not even gonna not say it then too you coward

I'm not even gonna say I'm not even gonna say the N-word You fucking black person Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Dude he picked him up He picked him like a book bag It threw him across the room dude It was exactly exactly like a book bag

Exactly how you would throw a book bag on like a couch It was it really was so dehumanizing I was like yo this guy does not respect this. This guy, the thing is, I think he threw him like he didn't think

he was a human. Yeah. And then a guy stood up really fast too, though. He was in the ground and he got up really quickly. He was like,

what the hell? He was like, it's like when you find, he stood up, like, you know when like an NPC glitches into a wall? Yeah.

Where it's like, they're like, I shouldn't be here. I'm out of bounds. I shouldn't be. hide this counter ever. Yeah, my walking trajectory got messed up a little bit. Let me get back to where I need to get any.

It's like kind of stand and flow back to where they go. It's like in Balders Gate where you jump off a ledge onto a place where you feel like you shouldn't be. And you just terrified you? Like, whoa. Tell him Steve, Dave. Not a furry. I just want to fuck a wombat. A mean lesbian goth edition.

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He shit all over the back of his nuts. I don't know. I don't know what... He shat on his balls. He shat on his old balls. I can't fucking do this. It's easy how it happened. I can't do this.

As you sat down to shit, the ball swung back and it got caught in the crossfire. Swung. Shat on his balls. What a fucking monster. You fucking chimp-in-see. You creep. That's got to be. so demoralizing.

Like, fuck. Shit on over your ball. You show your balls hard too. Enough thing that hurts your balls. You're like, ah, damn. What did I do? It's just bad, man. It's just the bad times.

You gotta scrub your ball. Yeah, you gotta just hop in the shower. Bad times at Ridgemont High for this. Let's, uh, all right. Dark times ahead, bro. The first Church of Keith David featuring an unholy choir consisting of three Joe Pesches and three Daniel Stern. errands.

Nice. Damn. Yeah, dude. You want to hear some shit. The mask. You're going to hear some shit. You boy.

Shout out. I love it. Yeah. Shout out to extra ammo, dude. Like this, guys, there's so much on extra ammo.

Like this, like, you really, you really got to check it out. You about to hear some shit. I don't know why I'm telling these people. The only people who are still listening are the people fucking waiting to hear their goddamn names.

They absolutely listen. That's very true. I think the car accident my mom was in is what gave me autism. Oh my God. You fucking Donald Duck laughed. Pree-Raws, Blake 896, cop shoots Pomerania out of fear that its dick is bigger than his. Alaskan oil, field trash, Texas Tater Salad, Sioux Hulk, tickle my ass hairs, Nicky Ziggy, bared from gears unleashing a swarm of tickers on the IRS after they try to get him to pay taxes.

That's crazy. That's crazy, man. The thing is that, did he go to the main IRS? building like the where like where it spawns from me he was like I'm gonna destroy this whole thing I'm gonna send a bunch of explosive roaches into this building they're not gonna know what the fuck hit him dude man gears of war is so good man I'm play I'm play every now and again like every every every now like recently like at least like twice a week I'll jump into like yours two and just play a little bit of the campaign and I'm like man it's so good it really is like they don't make games

like that anymore really it's not right I love but uh lobotomize Jesus is particularly dope Gears 2 is part. I love gears 2 with all my heart. Lobotomized Jesus. Every time I come, it sounds like Squidward Walking. Jackson DuPont, badly, brave hugger, Derek. Just a reminder, this is the timeline where you're not Spider-Man, Aetherian, Phrygian, Hunter, Melfis 1, Hex, Wade, Warlock, Supremic. And rounding out our list, King of Hapazard.

The King. The boy. All right. Any parting words? Yeah. Tudan next week for double the content. Yeah. And remember, dude, don't feed your dogs after midnight.

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You can hear the breaking and everything like that. You hear the fusing of bones. Dude, wait, wait, wait, wait. What, crap? Oh, my God.