The Snark Tank - #170: EFFING PRONOUNS!!!

Episode Date: September 11, 2023

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Unless somebody picks him up and tears him in half like a fucking mortal combat fatality. Obama. He said that's his last words. Right before he gets eviscerated. Obama. Obama. He gets, he gets.

Hey, look. Now fuck, bud. That way. Wired up. Now. Now to the Electric Avenue. Dude, that's,

the fact that that's a, that's, because that's, it's not corn, but the fact that they did that is crazy. Wait, oh, they did do a cover of that,

right? Yeah. They did a cover of it. It's pretty, it's pretty good. It's pretty much. I wouldn't go as far to say that. I would say it is a horrible.

It's a pretty good. version of that song. It's pretty good. You guys are out of your mind for saying, okay. Okay. You know what? Okay. Are you fucking insane? Check the numbers, bitch. No, no, no, no. The numbers are going to be there. The numbers are going to be there. Yeah, but there's no, there's no one pushing back though, except for you. Because I don't be, I think you might be the only, you might be the only person who doesn't like that song.

I's not that I don't like it. Is that I'm just like, this is corn. It's corn. It's good, but it's good. I like corn. You like corn? Yes, I think porn's a good band I'm not a porn person really at all But I think Their cover of bird up is pretty fucking good I think they have an album

They have an album called Untouchables That I think is a very good album I will be honest and say A lot of their older stuff From the 90s I'm not a huge fan of I think a lot of it's kind of just I don't know

It doesn't really do much for me But they were they dropped an album I think when I was in eighth grade Called Untouchables And I think that's like it has songs on there that I feel like anyone could appreciate. I think it was an elevation

into good songwriting. And I think maybe people always just think about the and I'm like, ah, I don't know about that shit, bro. Dude, twist is kind of dope. No, I'm not talking about twist. I'm talking about freak on a leash when he's doing that fucking scat brain down.

I forgot about, I forgot about a leash. Oh, my God. Me, as a fucking sixth-fifth grader, I'm like, I'm good. I saw a lot of people liking it, but I was one of the people that were like, I'm going to be silent and not say anything.

I'm going to keep my mouth shut. I'm going to let everybody enjoy this because personally, I think this part is really stupid. It's like the disturb getting whipped by the mom or whatever. No, mommy. No, I don't do it again. No mommy. Crazy.

So insane. That video, so that song came out when we, the same year Chris moved up there, I'm pretty sure. So we both moved up to state, like in 0-807, I think. Oh, you're 0-5. Oh, you're 0-5. I was 0-6-07.

And that song had just came out. That's when that song just around the time that song came out. Down with the sickness came out in like fucking 2000 or something. Really? Yeah. I feel like everybody was listening to it that era. We were listening to it. You're probably thinking of their third album where that ended up on a guitar hero and all that shit.

Because that came out in 05. You're talking about indestructible? stuff like that? No, stricken, stricken. Because I am freaking. Strican.

I wonder if they look back at their music, bro. You think they look back at their music and I'm like, oh. No way. No, dude, they're making the same

exact shit. They just dropped an album I think last year. And, but here's the thing. I think they have a formula that is perfect for them. And I think, what's his name?

David Drayman, the singer. That guy, when you strip away all of the cringe, phenomenal vocalist, holy shit. It's just hard to see past it. Like, he's 100% a great vote.

Like, to be able to do the shit he does, he is a good vocalist. That is a fact. Like, let me say this. Let me say this. They dropped a song, so it's on the, I listened to this rock radio station, and I heard this song, it's called, this is the problem. They have a song called Bad Man, and the lyrics are like this, bad man, just a bad man. sad, man.

And I'm like, what the fuck is this? But then the chorus drops. And it's so beautiful. And I'm like, why can't you just strip away that bad man shit? That's always such a depressing. I've always felt that way about... Disturbed. What is that?

It's not even disturbed exclusively. There's, um, what's that song by, is it CK.Y? Oh my God. 90 something bitter things. 96 quite bitter beings. Yeah, something like that song. 96. So that song, right?

You're talking about that one? Yeah, yeah, exactly. That has one of the best opening riffs that I've ever heard. And then the rest of the song fucking sucks. Like, it sucks. Like, it sucks. It sounds like cell far. I have that song in my, I have that, it is.

I have that song like in my Spotify and I always listen to it for 10 seconds exactly. And then I skip it. I don't think I've finished that song once, like in its entirety. It's so fucking lame in comparison to that way. It does have a layering that has this weird wawa voice effect. It's like, and then it has the guy singing like South Park. And then it sounds like,

I don't know exactly what I'm on. I was like, whoa. It's upsetting. It reminds me a little bit. I still like the song, though. It's not exactly like, that's fair. I still like. A lesser example is,

Welcome Home by Coheed and Cambria where like... That song... That song is good. I love that song. That's a good song, but that riff, man. That beginning, like, guitar...

It's like, it is significantly better than the rest of the song. At least the rest of that song's still pretty good. No, you're right. You're right. Have you heard... It's definitely the high point. Do you know the opening track of the Master Publix...

Master Pubits album? That's called Battery. And it's such... Oh, I don't think I've heard Battery. beautiful acoustic opening and then it just and then it kind of like if you're not in the thrash then it turns into that kind of a thing where it that that contrast is crazy but i mean general i still love that song wild genre music bro it's pretty well we're not here we're well look we're not here to we're not here to we're not here to talk about k y or we're disturbed welcome to the snark

tank we're here to talk about important things very very very important uh to talk about very important things, Mike. Leave it. Look. Fucking grownouts. Let me and talk about some really important things that have ruined me. My, dude, can I say something? Can I say something? Because I saw you getting into it.

So we'll set the stage here in a second. But I saw you getting into it with some guy from, I think Sargon's doing like some podcasting now and you got into a thing with him. I saw a clip from them recently arguing that I just, Literally, like, vet spices make food worse. That's the most British. I'm not even, I'm not even fucking remotely kidding. I almost, I almost, dude, I almost awoken.

I almost awoken something, bro. Yeah, I can't remember. I almost evolved into someone different. Who was the, were they both on the same page or was somebody? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, was there a disagreement? They were both, they were both like, yeah, man, British food is so good. I love eating beans and, and my, I love eating beans and my cousin's semen.

is so delicious I can't fucking why would you need any why would you need any fucking seasoning what is wrong with you Americans you've always got a season shit you can't just boil a chicken and come

like us it's fucking crazy like I don't I don't it is they are on a different fucking wavelength over there in in Britland and you know God bless them

no that's the dude look look look look that's them I look I know British people for delicious meals you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen.

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decided to become an empire is stupid is crazy that is that's that's I'm trying that's just that's just abnormalities like that's just saying that's just saying to say stuff

and then you're watching stuff on Twitter and people are like I can't flash is the best movie I've seen in my eyes like no they don't mean that they're just saying stuff They're just letting their mouth open and words come out of it. I'm trying to respect the British. Yeah. So the argument, the argument was that British food was better, was like best or better than American food.

And the argument was specifically that Americans have destroyed their taste buds because spices, because spices destroyed their taste buds. And they can't appreciate the delicacy that is British food. Do you know what this is? It's subtle. it's subtle like you have to you have to really know about this gay ass culture

shit to really because this will go over your head but this is subtle white supremacy that that like it's so subtle it is so subtle but it is though

it's one of these things I'll go over your head because it is what they're really trying to do and I'm sure I haven't seen a second of any of this contact I never even knew about this guy because Jeff Holiday

tagged me and Twitter and then he showed me and then I was like who's really fuck, like, I didn't know anything about this. I wouldn't have even known he was a Sargon guy if he didn't say that. I would have just been like he's some fucking, I think his name's Harry. I just want to like, there was some fucking dork.

A British dork named Harry. Yeah, exactly. What a, what a, what a guy. I would, but like, I, I, everything that they're alluding to when they talk about like this, it's like a British supremacy thing. And why do they think they're better? Why do they think they're better? You know, like, there's all these subtle hints that I personally don't want to

want to get into, I don't like to get into, because it's fucking stupid and they're all just inbred retards, but. My lineage has been clean. They are. I'm talking about that guy. My lineage has been clean for generations. It's, it is. I don't know.

It's garbage. God bless him. God bless him. I look, okay. This fucking, okay, okay. Let's get into the stage. Let's get into the stage. Let's get into the stage.

Yeah. So, so the, so man, how do you even set this stage? Well, obviously a big, a big, a big Bethesonelian. The other game just came out. A huge Bethesda game, Starfield. Obviously, if you're somehow unfamiliar, they did Skyrim, Oblivion, Fallout. All those big WRP's. And the new game came out, and in the character customization screen,

they give you an option. An inch of a moment. An inch of a moment. Yeah, for like a fraction of a second. To pick pronouns. Which is like, whatever. I don't know. I don't care

I didn't I fucking didn't even notice it It's not even emphasized It's just kind of there Well I streamed specifically Like the first like five hours of it or something Or like the first like three hours or something The day came out

So I did the character customization screen I did not even fucking notice Because it's so It's so benign It's crazy Yeah But so this I guess along with other things in the game

That bothered him up to a point Because he was streaming for seven hours And then he just lost it and he was true like fucking pro-na this dude I don't know his name at all he's got a really weird He's got a YouTube channel that I've

The crazy thing I never heard of this guy Um I've heard of a lot of people That are adjacent to him Like there's a nerd-rotic Or something or something Versus gamers or something I forgot what they're geeks and gamers or something

Ginks and game Yeah you've seen these channels before I've never seen this guy His name is Heels versus Babyface And he's got like over 300K subscribers and I'm like That's weird that I've never ever came across this guy.

It's like he spawned out of nowhere because how have I not seen anything from this guy if he does shit like this? Because you're not afraid of the world outside. And, you know, that's ultimately what it is. But anyway, he lost his shit on either stream or YouTube kind of basically exploding. And it was a very, very cringe outburst. Like it was just objectively speaking, objectively speaking. it was just an overreaction.

Like there's no reality where you can argue that you are like top echelon, like prime man material. Like you are a cultural savior of the modern era and also scream about shit like this and the way that he was screaming about it. It was just fucking remarkably embarrassing. And so everybody fucking clowned on him because, of course, that is what you do to clowns. and it started this whole fucking it's part of the culture war now because I don't know

because they need something you need to and I was talking about this on Twitter too where it's like dude you need when your job is that you need to find it everywhere because the content machine is fucking crazy like you need to pump out content like it's why I don't like making content nearly as much

as I used to the podcast is fun because it's just we get to kind of come together and fucking talk and laugh and shit. But, like, producing shit constantly to feed this machine that needs sustenance all the times. Like, the second you're done uploading, your last video, you need to have the next one ready to go. Otherwise, the site's going to fuck you over.

And when you're in that mindset, you just got to find shit to make content on. And when you're in the mindset of everything is fucking woke, everything is fucking this, then you're going to start seeing it everywhere. It's that classic thing of, like, you could find somebody in an empty room if you really, like, if you looked hard enough. Yeah. And I've seen the dichotomy because

there was a lot of people because my tweets, I don't really tweet that much anymore, just randomly get on and say something stupid and fuck off, but this, the, it was to the point where I was even thinking, should I,

should I, because I hear you can get a check from Twitter now. And I was like, should I take advantage of this? My fucking impressions are exploding because of this bullshit. Oh yeah, yeah. But I was thinking about it.

But I'm not going to go through all that. This is too much. Too many steps. But anyway, I was seeing, I was trying to see what these people were actually saying. And there were some people that think this, this bald fucking British idiot is just a grifter. I haven't seen any of his content under this so I can't even say one way or the other. Yeah, I have no idea. The only thing I would have to disagree with that is I don't think this guy is that good of an actor.

I just can't imagine this fucking bald fucking. loser pro wrestling fan and he is a pro wrestling reference and you look at him you're like oh obviously he's a wrestling fan just by looking at him and there's no way this guy what does that mean it means if you're look it me and my boys

are pro wrestling fans and we peer into the crowd and we've been to many shows and when you see their average demographic you're like oh yeah you just see these fucking greasy guy like they smell like garlic just by you You know they smell like garlic.

You just look at them and you're like, dude, that guy fucking stinks. That guy fucking stink. You just know they do. I love pro wrestling. I can say this. I can say this. I love wrestling.

But I know that there is. Oh, yeah, for being, I mean, look, you can be, I can be subtle about it, sure, but I'm just being honest about it. You look at this guy and you're like, oh, yeah,

there's a pro wrestling fan. Like, obviously. And I don't think he's that good of an actor. I don't think the way that he freaked out and was huffing and puffing I like to me Yeah no he believes it I think he believes it

Totally believes it I think it's one of those things Where like you you kind of It's kind of like pathological at this point Well you make yourself insane You drive yourself crazy Like I think at first you're acting a little bit I think at first these people are like

We need stuff I gotta agree with that I think I saw I think I watched that I watched that happen to Tim Poole Like in right right right right right right Because I remember having conversations with him Where he wasn't nearly as fucking off the rails No what you call it

And then he locked himself in a fucking compound. What? Yeah, he's in a compound now. Gabby Hannah, I watched it happen with. I watched it happen with, um, who else? Like pretty much everyone that's went bonkers, you can see them. You can see the content machine making them go crazy.

Yeah, yeah. And it's really sad. It's actually kind of like not cool. It's like, oh, that's why the older YouTubers, that's why the whole of the old generation of YouTubers, a lot of them just don't really do it anymore. Yeah. Like the older ones that kind of,

just like, we're going to go have families and stuff. Yeah, after a while, yeah. They'll show up every now and then. They made their money and they realized that this is really straining and it's bearing down on them and they need to just fuck off. I mean, I got to the point where that's where I was. Once I got rid of my last sponsor, because I still had somewhat of an obligation to still feed, even though my channel was already going down and declining.

And as soon as they were like, hey, we're going to go in another. direction because my numbers were dwindling, I was like, perfect. That's when I felt I have no tie to have to talk about this shit to even try to reach a threshold. Now I'm just doing music content and I don't care. Like, it doesn't

matter now because I'm just posting, it's basically a hobby channel and I, it feels fantastic. Just not having expectations. If something bombs, it's literally just a shrug of your shoulders. You're like, well, okay. And these people, this

the baldy and the hairy and all these other people that cropped up in all this discourse in the replies and stuff because I can't believe how much how many replies and I don't know if there was bigger people quote tweeting my shit that I just didn't see because I don't go through all that shit like oh let me see who's all quote tweeting in let me see I'm like whatever if I get a notification from like a big person I'll check it like I'll get like oh somebody yeah yeah but other than that I'm like whatever so anyway I was seeing these people saying They think that... Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great

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Northwest. Things are objectively worse than they were in 2016. And this is the big problem because I've made a couple of videos saying, no, this wave of the SJWs, the progressive ideologues, it died. How do I know it died? It reached the pinnacle when Law & Order SVU made an episode about this shit. Like, a Law &Rour SBU is one of the biggest fucking shows on the planet. and they even got infected by this shit.

And there was a huge wave of, let's talk about women in gaming and this stuff and the straight white man and blah, blah, blah, and all this stuff that people are like, bro, I just want to play some games. And then guess what? They just started making games again. All they did in Starfield was include this little fucking insignificant thing that nobody, I didn't even, I literally didn't hear anybody say, not one person say anything about this. That I didn't see it anywhere. until this fucking guy. Yeah, yeah. It's, it reminds me a little bit of, like, dead space

where, like, that guy was screaming about, like, how there was a, what is it, a gender neutral bathroom in dead space. I remember, and how like that. It's the same kind of energy. It is the same energy. And it's the same energy of, like, uh, it's, it really is sincerely. And I, I really want to say this with my whole fucking heart. It is the exact fucking same energy of, like, uh,

Like, going into Grand Deft Auto and being like, it's really, it's really not okay that you can kill hookers in this game. That's the literally not okay. This is, this is really not okay. We shouldn't be exposing our children to controversial themes like this, okay? We can't have kids murdering hookers in Grand Theft Auto. What the fuck are you doing? What is this?

What, boob armor? Why are these women so scantily clad in this RPG? What the fuck? Oh, it's like, it's a fucking video game. Yeah. Shut up. Did you see? Is the game good?

Right. That's all I fucking give a shit about. And I have always, it's the only thing I've ever given a shit about. Why would I care about anything else? And I saw somebody, there was, I was arguing. I was like, because I really was trying to understand like where people were coming from. And it just doesn't, it literally just doesn't have a basis in anything. It's people being like, oh, well, you know, they just put that in there to appeal to a, to, to, to,

to like modern sensibilities. It's like that's what that's what business is. That's what a business is. That's what that's what everybody has done forever. That's what, do you think like the nuclear family like Coca-Cola commercials were because they gave a shit? They were all cheating on their wives in the 1950s

and fucking harassing all their fucking interns. You see they gave a shit? Of course not. They're putting like, oh, here's you and your nice happy family on the grill like grilling a nice brisket with your fucking Coca-Cola in the 1950s. Don't you like that? Don't you want that?

It's to appeal to everybody. That's the point. And I'm sure, like, it was offensive to some fucking weirdos back then who for some reason were like, why are they shoving this down my face? You didn't have the voice to say that because they didn't have the fucking internet.

But I guarantee you they were fucking out there. And you know what? It's the same fucking energy. It really is the same shit. Because companies have been pandering forever. Why is it only a problem now? Yeah, and it's not even weird. I hate the word, because to me there's a difference,

pandering and then just inclusion. I think, like, pandering is when you see those, the Gillette commercials that they're, I don't know, there's like some fucking beached whale or something. As the LGBT month, though, like the queer month shit, you know? Yeah. That's pandering. It is pandering.

It is a hundred percent. It is pandering. Especially when, especially when, like, companies like Target will be like exactly hey we're gonna have a sale for we're gonna have like a special pride month fucking run of these things

and it's all like twice as expensive because it's like pride right exactly they don't they personally don't give a shit at all they're just turning a profit same love Bethesda obviously they want extra money right they want more gamers they want a bigger demographic that's obviously why they're doing it

however however this is something so insignificant that I thought of it in the same way as adding another class in an RPG or it's literally that insignificant say you always play

It's not even like adding more colors to a game It's just like adding more color tones to a game And you use the same Like say you create the same shit all the time A lot of people that play RPGs create the same similar character if they can Because this is what they like to play

So other options wouldn't bother them the only thing that would bother them if options were taken away. Options that would affect their way to play a game. So if you add anything, even if you don't even notice it, even if you don't use it, it is just a net good. It is a net positive. More options in a role-playing game can never be bad. And then so I did watch this fucking bald idiots response to all the backlash,

and he was trying to say, it's not about the pronouns. It is about them shoving everything down our throats. And then I'm just, I'm like, bro, how could you think, like, you know, when you see the screen, how could you think, and he's talking about breaking immersion and all this shit. A blank gray screen that has no emeritus. You are not immersed in the game when you are building your character. Because you are not yet in the universe building.

You're not experiencing shit. You are starting it. It's like, look, this, maybe this guy would have a point if, like, a man with a pussy started squirting on the fucking startup screen or something. Like, just fucking just started like. rubbing his pussy and then it just pussy juice spray it all over the Starfield fucking logo. Then I'd be like, okay,

that's a little interesting. With a big, with like a big sign that comes, that lowers down from the ceiling and says, make sure your kids are in the room to see this. You know what I mean? Like, then, that's what they ask. That's what they ask. That's what they ask. That's the shit that we're showing people.

Like, oh, no, bring your kid in this room, sit your kid down. Show this your kid a male with a pussy. Show this kid. a masculine figure of the pussy Because that's it's like it's the The forcing it down my throat thing It's been so it's so crazy

Because if they just change certain words They just sound like bigots From like the fucking 50s If you just alter a few words In the way they sound Once upon the time When they were trying to integrate schools Well no it's the same shit

It's the same idiotic bigotry Yeah I understand what you're saying And I agree with it But it also comes It also is one of the things where it's like, well, if you change the words, then it means something else. But it's like, yes, but no. Well, you know what I'm saying.

Yes, but no. Yeah. Because it's like, it's just the fear of like different people, but it's such a, this fear of like, this pronoun motion is so crazy. Here's a reality. The reality of this, right, is that this is, it's a fucking role playing game. If there was ever a type of game that would benefit from more. options like this, it's this one. Right.

You know what I mean? It's literally this kind of game. Like, why would... It's like, I should just be able to pick a male or a female and that's it. And it's like, okay, you can. You still have that, you don't, you're not, that option isn't taken away from you. It's just, it is crazy. It's not even the first character, it's not even the first type of character creation tool like this.

I think Saints Row had something similar like ages ago where you could like, you could be a man. You could pick male or female, but then you could like, you could like, you could, You can swap their voices and stuff too. Yeah, you could have like a male, you could have like a female voice on a male body, and you could have, you could literally have boobs on your guy in St. So, siro, literally by using the, what is it, the character slider and stuff. So it's like, just, this is, it's literally not new.

It's only a problem because the way that we talk about it is new. Well, it's the new. And the way that you can make money from it is new. Yeah. It's the new culture war. It's a topic of conversation. We think about the whole the arc of the groomer

how they were, they've been people like this, the guy, and people adjacent to him have been saying that trans people and, what are the drag performers

are groomers, they're trying to groomer kids and whatnot, blah, blah, blah. No, no, trans people aren't real, Derek. They're not real. They don't exist. Well, they're not real. If they were real,

then it would be okay. See, when they do exist because obviously these guys live in a cognitive dissonance world, when they do the times they do exist and they acknowledge their existence

their their their groomers and they're trying to change your kids into trans people too or whatever I've seen and you know

so it's like I made that joke when I was in the gym because my gym has a cinema room and they were playing Mrs. Doubtfire and so I was just fucking around

just making the joke because I'm like yo obviously if Mrs. Doubtfire came out today there would be these yuppies saying fucking

ignorant transphobic shit like oh they're trying to group because it's crazy that when we've talked about all of this stuff about people because what you and i chris and people who make content similar to us a lot of our objective was to laugh at this dumb shit there wasn't a huge fucking ideological point to this thing that's why i remember when i remember how silly this was getting when i went to a vidcon and we're all sitting at this long ass fucking table and uh one of the uh uh i think uh i think uh hotels right next to VidCon. Yeah, yeah.

And this mom came up passionately thanking us for what we do. And I was like, what the fuck? What the fuck, lady? Like, I'm literally taking tweets and talking shit. I am not doing anything that is of substance and real value. And I hated when people were saying this. And these are the people that are still around. They're like, we got to fight the good fight.

And that hairy guy was saying, Anita Sarkeesian won. And I'm like, yo, what the fuck do you mean? mean she won because they're saying you guys are letting her her you're okay with her talking points and i say to him bro anina sarkesian her main point was sexism in gaming let me tell you something how i've been playing balder's gate three a game that just came out just a few weeks ago i am a giant buff black dude the about male power fantasy surrounded by naked women they're completely naked rolling with me no men on my fucking squad to the point where i'm missed some key plot points because I went to

I hate you you really did it I was a mistake brother it was a mistake where I was like oh so I missed Haslin and getting rid of the dark fog yeah bro I don't know what any of that means Derek they all died all the tea please stop so not everybody but the thing is I didn't let's not spoil of all this okay okay okay I just didn't spoiler yeah I didn't do a important thing because I refuse to fucking travel with my nigga Haslin.

You don't even look at them, dude. Can I tell you something? Can I, listen, I got to be real. Like, for the brief moment that I was playing Baldersgate, I did the same. I killed that fucking British guy immediately. I didn't talk to Gail once. Like, I don't care about, if you're, if you're a man on my squad, I don't fucking care about you. I don't fucking.

I'd be fair to you myself, in fact. To be fair. I fucked my way through the, I fucked. Everybody. To be fair, I did dance with Will, but then I told him I ain't gay. And then he got all sad as, it was the funniest fucking thing. It's so sad. He like sits next to you and everything.

Oh, and it's like. Okay. Like, he walks away so defeated that you wouldn't have sex with him. It's the funniest thing. But anyway. But it's great. It's a point. You dance because he's black, too.

Hold on. Hold on. He only gave half a chance. He was black. The point. The point being. Yeah, yeah Oh God, I love video games, man

Do you remember what we were talking about? Yeah, no, absolutely Look, look, this rant that I just went into Like this little tangent, this little thing, this digression Is showing you how, like, video games are still fucking great They're still fantastic And this dick mouth

Heels in baby face or whatever freaking out over that fucking pronoun option is such a fucking dumb thing to do when video games are still great there is no... It is literally, this is one of the best years period. For like video... Like, I can't remember the last time we had a year this good. Like, it might...

Like, it was a while ago. Maybe not ever. Maybe not for real ever. Like, for real? I'm maybe not for real ever. And a lot of that, to be fair, is because the pandemic pushed a lot of stuff. And so, like, there is a lot of stuff that probably would have released earlier or would have released later that is now...

It probably would have been spread out a lot more. However, that doesn't change the fact that, like, I kind of think, like, the more... Starfield really was the hinging point for me, where I was like, if that game's fucked, like, beyond measure, then, like, that's going to suck. But... Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great

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which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows.

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I love it, dude. And so the fact that that's, and so the fact that it's like, it's good, And we still have Spider-Man, and we still have, like, all the stuff. And I still have fucking Mortal Kombat one, which I'm fucking, Dude, fucking Ace Combat. Or not Ace Combat. Armourkeen has been having me scream. Armourcour's really good, man.

It is a stupid, Resident Evil for, it is a stupid good year for video games. And think about it. And let's, to this point. Yeah, Dead Space and Resident Evil. To the point. Dead Space. To this point, right, all these games that we're mentioning. out of all of these games,

all of these badass AAA games and even some like fucking the fourth, the sequel to the forest came out, even some of the indie shit that people are into is dropping the, that what's that fucking horror one

that Outlast did its new thing? So like a bunch of shit has come out this year and when you think about all of this plethora of shit that just came out, how many of them have some sort of what you can consider?

Like let's just try to peek into the minds of these freaks. Some LGB BTQ pandering. Like is, try to think of something that you can think of, um, that happen. Can you, I'm trying to think of off the top of my head right now. Like what I can't think of anything. Technically I wouldn't have, because I'm not in their mind, I wouldn't have thought of the

he, him thing as it. And I did see some people talking about like even that, that bald guy said, if it doesn't do anything, why is it even in here? Well, my interpretation, I haven't played the game yet. I'm assuming it does do something I'm assuming when the dialogue is happening and people are talking to you they will use the preferred pronouns

just like they do in an RPG depending on if you're talking to if you're a guy or girl in the RPG I would assume I would assume that's I again I don't pay attention to how that kind of thing Since you chose he him you wouldn't even know right exactly you didn't

you didn't choose he her she her Well it went to He him by default Right But like if you changed it, I'm assuming it would change to your choice. Well, let me let me, you know, it's crazy. It's like, it's so funny too because you could, I could see, I could see an alternate reality where like, you know, oh, when you, when you select your character, it's set, it's set to male and he him by default.

And that would spark an outrage of like, why does it automatically default to men? Don't they know girls play? You know what I mean? That's how it used to be. That's how it used to be. You just blew my fucking mind. That is how it used to be. That is how it used to be.

There would have been an article on Jezebel about that. You're fucking... You are so right, bro. There would be an article on Jezebel that would be exactly that people would take seriously. Now, I'm sure... By the way, I'm sure that article exists somewhere. There's always some fucking stupid article that's like, this game's fucking sexist. And what happens now?

What happens now? Everybody fucking laughs at that shit. Nobody pays attention to it. They're starving for viewers. to the point where they're, like, making these articles to, like, demand, like, some kind of attention. And it's, and it's not fucking working. Those websites are going under because games are just fucking good. Games are good.

The thing, the thing is that for me, right? They're great. It's a juxtaposition of, like, if someone wants to refer to something, just refer, it. It won't hurt you. Well, that's not even the argument. It won't even. Well, no, I know, I understand that the argument, but, like, it's, it's just these people with this weird inability to progress. forward. Is this just weird?

Like, it's like, dude, I would have seen it I've been like, oh, I'm a he, and that's it. That is it. It's like when they ask you, it's like in Pokemon Gold versus Oaks like, hey, are you a boy or a girl? I'm a boy. Yeah, see, the thing is, that's it. They don't actually, and I move. It's literally, it's literally

just more granular customization, which is, which is literally a good thing for role playing games specifically. Like, why wouldn't, like, Why shouldn't you, like, if you wanted to, if you wanted to role play fucking, for whatever reason, I don't know who, I don't know why you would want to do this. But like, if you wanted to role play like, oh my God, what is it? Tim Curry from, um, Rocky Har, you know, you can do it. Yeah, yeah, by just being like a, like a guy, by picking a guy and being like, oh, I hope, I want people to refer to me as like her and she, even though I'm clearly like a guy, you know what I mean?

Like, like, why not? Like, why not? Like, why not? It's fine. I saw somebody being... That's more. That's more you can do, though. Exactly.

It's more that you can do. It's more ridiculous situations that you can make up, which is like the whole point of role playing games. I saw some guy kind of making fun of my argument about it, and he was like, maybe they should start putting in fucking astrological signs too. And I'm like, okay.

Why not? Maybe. Yeah. In fact, that might be cool in some kind... If in like Skyrim or something, if like Elder Scrolls had that for whatever reason, I don't know why they would have that specifically, but like some kind of system like it, Why the fuck not?

Does that be cool? Because there's so many fucking weird stars in that universe. So you can be able to have, you could be some wild shit. And there's already so much hocus pocus bullshit too. Dude, more customization. More customization for background and personality and play style and a role playing game is not a bad thing.

And you can't gaslight people to think it is. It's fucking insane. Dude, think about this. And I'm sure a lot of those guys have attempted to use something like OKCupid or plenty of fish or any of those sites that exist. Christian mingle. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely does it to desotomize themselves. Those fucking websites have deep customization of your stats, including those stupid signs. Signs, fucking religion, height, this, a bunch of shit that it gives you a full package of who you are. More than a lot of RPGs even offer. And this is something that would actually translate pretty fucking well in an RPG if they gave you those options.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered.

It's actually, I think somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529.

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from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. And maybe they're getting kind of tired of them or whatever. And I say to those people, I understand, because it couldn't be exhausting, but they always have a very streamlined main quest. That doesn't take that long.

Usually like a big sandboxes or whatever. It's all the side shit that takes fucking forever. You don't have to do it. And so in the same sense that if they added too many things, you don't have to do all that stuff either. Even when you're filling out your OKCupid or whatever, you didn't have to put your fucking sign in. I didn't have to say I was fucking Pisces or whatever.

It's just an option. That's fucking fine, man. Yeah, I don't know, man. I don't know, man. You fucking don't know what you're talking about, mate. You're letting near a Nito-Short Casey and Strupper yet. and you don't know that How are people still talking about Anita

Sarkeesian? She's very important, Mike. They miss her, bro. You're being, you're being obtuse, Mike. She is still, she is still pulling all the strings of she has Phil Spencer in her pocket.

And I know this, Mike. Can you imagine the next fucking Phil Spencer like, I don't press conference and Nita Sarkeesian shows back up. By the way. She just fucking shows up. I feel like I, And look, Ben, I feel like I can say this because I'm not under any fucking NDA or nothing, but, and I don't, I won't point to any specific people, but I know a lot of people in game development, okay? I've, I've been fortunate enough to kind of, like, been in the same room as, like, certain, like, executives from this place and, and, like, decision makers from this fucking company and that fucking company. And let me tell you something. There's, there's no love.

there's no love for Anita Sarkesian. There's no, it's just like, yeah, whatever. It's a complete afterthought. Yeah, companies kind of did their thing where they were like, all right, come speak at our fucking thing, whatever. It's a PR thing. That's fine. But no one takes that shit seriously.

Because the main problem with Anita Sarkisian has always been, was always, was that her series was just incredibly fucking shallow and that she misrepresented a lot of games. Like I specifically remember one that sticks out like really, really deeply in my mind was when she tried to imply that hitman, uh, hitman, I think absolution rewards you for killing hookers when the gameplay that she's showing

literally shows you being penalized for it. Yes. As it's happening. You get penalized for killing people in a stealth game. You're literally making the game harder for yourself when you do this. So like, no, it doesn't do that at all. And it was just really shallow feminist analysis.

The problem wasn't that it was feminist analysis. There was literally, do you remember, you might remember this, Eric. Oh my God, what's her fucking name? That old lady, the old blonde lady who was like a conservative feminist or something? Christina Hoffsommers? Was it her? Yeah. Yeah.

She kind of came in and she was doing her own analysis and guess who loved it? Everybody who hated Anita Sarkeesian. So the problem wasn't that she was feminist, right? Exactly that. wasn't that she was a woman. The problem was that her analysis sucked and it was shallow and it was vapid and she was a fucking con person.

Everybody fucking, everybody with a respectable understanding of like any situation regarding the games industry knows this. It's not even an arguable it's not even an arguable thing. Like there's video of her like lying directly about what she wanted to do and what she intended to do. There's no way to refute

that. So to me Unfortunately there's a lot of people that don't know that. Yeah, I know. But like they also don't care. You know? Yeah, true. Anita Sarkisian is not relevant anymore. Like, feminist frequency, I'm pretty sure shutting down this year. Like, it's done.

So, like, to me, I think, I don't know, my perspective is Anita Sarkisian was a problem just because the way that she did shit, the way that she did her content was just really shallow and vapid and didn't really contribute anything. It wasn't that she was a feminist attempting to do media critique because that's fine, especially if it's educated, like, why not? Why not have, like, why not have, like, why not? have analysis from every single perspective you can imagine. I would love to see like a religious analysis of what Bioshawk is. You know what I mean? Just because I think that's interesting.

Why the fuck not? If it's well done and if it's if it's if it's not misrepresented and if it's not like scammed into existence, I think that's totally fine. I think it's totally fine to have feminist articles and and you know whatever. So what's, I don't know. I don't know what the problem. I don't know what the real issue is. The real issue is. The real issue is. The real issue is what we've always said it was from people from our perspective that it was this like if you want to talk about actual culture it was outrage culture. The thing that we were always actually railing against was just being outraged about fucking everything. It wasn't about that oh, there's these women that are being uppity. You know how there's some idiots that that's how they were trying to act like it was.

They were like women are being fucking stupid and I hate women. God damn. I can't control them. Like there were those fucking minority of people like look at. Look, the reason why GamerGate, for example, right? Because GamerGate got brought up a few times because they were saying that guy, the wrestling, the heels and babyface guy. Oh, typical Gamer Gator guy.

And what upsets me about that is I didn't, I had a very narrow view. I didn't notice that those people like that guy were talking about the same subjects we were. But they were the ones getting picked. up by say the progressives that were shitting on like Gamergate, they were seeing people like this guy and Ethan Ralph. They were seeing people like them being absolute nuisances, being the biggest pieces of shit. So there was no nuance to them.

There was no actual like validity to what we were saying. And like when we were talking about like the whole Zoe Quinn and all that shit and everything that happened, they didn't care about any of that because they just saw these fucking freaks freaking out and attacking them. and harassing them and shit. And I was like, nigga, I'm not doing any of that shit.

I'm just trying to talk about y'all are fucking behaving wild and we just want to go back to the way things were. But that's what happens. You end up, you end up unfortunately, if you have an opinion that a fucking maniac has, unfortunately you get looped in with the fucking psychos. And you're like,

no, I don't mean that. I don't mean that. You're always going to share opinions with a psychopath. Because there's no thought, there is no thought that you have, I've ever had that is unique. And anyway, I remember somebody being like, oh, did you get, oh, did you get that opinion?

Somebody was responding to me. I can't remember. I was talking about the pronoun stuff. It's like, oh, did you get that opinion yourself? It's like, that's literally a stock comeback. Like, I have heard, oh, did you get that opinion yourself? Millions of times. That is not like a unique thing to say.

And so it's ironic to be criticized for not having a unique thing to say with stock footage, basically, of like a comeback. So it's just, I don't know, man. I just there's a distinct difference between making jokes at the expense of people flipping out over shit

and flipping out over shit. Yeah. Because I remember people were like, oh, well, this used to be you in 2016. I was like, I assure you it wasn't. Find me footage. Find me footage. Find me footage of me being

like deranged and angry. And by the way, even if you did find that footage, I wasn't 45 years old and balding with like a child probably like dying of neglect in the basement, okay? You know the only time I remember being...

Oh, sorry, sorry, go ahead. No, I was just saying, like, I don't know, man. I think maybe you, this is something that... You just have to have a very limited amount of life experience to be angry at the things that these people are angry at. And I feel this... I felt the same way about the people in 2016 who were flipping out over fucking man spreading and shit, right?

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And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open.

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you just have to not understand the the vastness of the universe around you you know you gotta you gotta just have a sort of finite view because this it's it's an incredibly myopic it's an incredibly myopic and and and just self-flagellating kind of way to or not self-flagellating it's the opposite uh self-inflating uh way to kind of view the work because like you said, Derek, like that woman who came up to us, like, kind of praising us for doing what we were doing, even though we were just, like, cracking jokes about, it took no fucking intellect what we were doing. It took timing and some level of, like, skill in some way to make fun of things in a way that

was entertaining to people, but, like, that's where the skill was. It was in entertainment. It wasn't anything else. Yeah. Like, there was no way that I was trying to be a fucking teacher or, like, a warrior for some weird fucking cause. Right. Like, we've been offered, like, some real gigs, like of real shit and like neither of us took it. Dude, I got invited to talk at a school and I remember being like, I don't want to talk at a school. I was like, no. I'm not trying to teach anything. That's crazy.

You're taking this. You're taking this far. That is crazy. I could teach I could teach editing. I could teach you how to edit. I'd probably be good at that. But like, I'm not giving a fucking speech about this shit. It's insane. And I think the difference between the difference between you and you, Derek,

and people like, I guess, you know, the, these, the, the, Sargon guys is that we understood that that was an insane that we understood that that was an insane thing to put onto us yeah but they kind of want that they loved it like it's like I need this validation I need this self-importance oh you think I'm a I'm a I'm like an epic warrior for the for this you think I can save the world with what I'm doing like you think I'm like making a genuine difference in in the universe that's crazy I love that feeling let me keep that up and then you keep that up for so long that you start to fucking believe it and then you're

just diluted into your own bullshit it's fucking crazy like Chris we went to the comes to be school is wow that is that is proof that this world is fuck dude there were people there were people messaging me there were people messaging me that I saved their lives and like look man maybe I look I don't know I don't purport to know like what people are going through I'm sure like maybe like I've helped entertain people out of like rough patches or whatever but like the idea that like, I don't know, it's too much of a pedestal to be, to be put on. It's insane. And anybody who thinks that they're responsible enough to wield that kind of pedestal is inherently unworthy of it. Yeah, they're a fucking psychopath. Yeah, it's fucking lunacy. You see it,

literally, one of those, one of those podcast guys, one of those, one of those podcast guys was like, these people, one of the, one of the podcast guys, I think it was Harry literally, was like, these people think of themselves as champions, but they let, they let these people win. And it's like, I'm not, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, Like, dude, you're the only one who thinks that. This is not a war, bitch. This is not a war. I'm not fighting.

We're not in the trench. Somebody used the phrase. Somebody used the phrase, and I'm not even joking. They said, yeah, Chris used to be in the trenches. See. See. See. It's wild.

It's a gay culture war. They think it's real. They think they're in danger. They think they're like dodging grenades. It's why they're having fucking, it's, it's why they have fucking PTSD flashbacks at character customization screens because they have no idea what it's like to be fucking I don't know attacked in the street like or like actually in a fight or like actually being like a situation where like die of situations but I deserve that

power though give me that power I'll lead the culture war I'll lead I'll lead I'll lead you I'll lead you guys to tranquility bro okay okay okay so if if some fucking maniac message dude they emailed you and they wanted you to speak at a university you would take it I would yeah I would do it now I would do it now I would hold on hold on hold on hold on let me Stipulation, stipulation. Yeah. Would you, God damn, fucking camera. I hate this fucking.

It's, it's like, you're fine. Don't worry about it. Well, it's gonna, okay, okay, we're good. Anyway. This keeps peering down to your cock. This keeps peering down. Okay, you're gonna have an I show speed situation. I show me.

I have pants. That's the only reason I have pants on. Trust me. I'm not gonna be. Literally, I was like, because I had to put pants on. I was like, I got a band that I know my dick would show up somehow. It took you 20 minutes to put pants on? Yes.

Just the big ass thing. That's pretty good. Congratulations. I got a fucking roll of my back. Put it on my leg. Stipulation. What was that character? Wait, what?

Sorry, I was about to derail the episode. Go ahead. Okay, so the stipulation, you speak in the, but you can only speak about this culture war shit. They want to, the ideological power struggle of the right versus left. That's the only thing you can speak of. I can talk about it. I can talk about it, and I would say shit that I truly believe in, and I would not be ignorant. And I can still talk about it at that place.

Okay, never stipulation. You also would have to debate that ball dude. You have to debate him. That would be very easy. He's on 10 the entire time. He's on 10? Oh, God, I don't know. No, no, that's great.

That's great because all you have to do is not care and then you win. I saw an argument of it. I saw him like that response. That response video that he did was so. weird too because like... I couldn't do it. And maybe this is just so... Maybe this is just me being hypercritical because there's no way in hell that I would

that I would flesh out an argument in such a profoundly incompetent way. But he was like, he brought... He was like, oh man, people... He was trying to equate Actman making fun of his outburst to quantum TV trying to take his account down. Did you see that? He said that? He said that specifically. I didn't finish his

He acted like it was hypocritical of the act man To make fun of another content creator Expressing his opinion That's because he said that Oh, they're... Go ahead, sorry, keep going. No, well, he said it's like,

it's hypocritical of the act man To make fun of me for sharing my opinion Because Quantum TV tried to get his account taken down And it's like... Look at those mental gymnastics. That's not even like a coherent... I'm starting to wonder

if English is even a language that they know how to speak, or if they've just been around enough English words, that they've just kind of barely managed to string together a personality. You know?

Like, I don't, that's, that, because that does not connect at all. That is not a connecting argument even slightly. And there's no way in hell if I was making, if I was being clowned on by the internet to the degree that this guy is clowning on, there's no way I would have formulated an argument that fucking profoundly inept.

That makes it fun of me! for vastly my opinion. I bet he's outside with his fucking... What up in the free speech, mate. He's back up on the free speech. Free speech is fine. Free speech is fine. People have the right.

You have the right to... To say whatever you want. To say whatever you want. People have the right to make fun of you for it. That's what it's always been. This is not what it's a fucking culture world, mate. You fucking tosser. You have no idea.

You fucking... This is a fucking... This is a fucking... This is a preview of how the debate would go when you're at the university. So it's like, all right, so heels versus baby face,

you have one minute. This fucking nuts, piece of shit tosser, this little Mosque right here will not give me the time of day and you will not acknowledge that the fucking culture war

is everywhere. These fucking pronouns should not be in my starfield. And this fucking jack-in-niny little monster little wrought, little baby's eyes. You know-renuous. Hey, shut up, moderator.

I'm gonna fucking got you if you don't shut up. Mike, shut up. He does seem very violent. My wife, you shut the fuck up right now and make me dinner. No. Does he have a wife? I assume, look it, this guy looks like the type of person that just abuses. Yeah, yeah.

He would have threatened somebody. He just abuses the shit out of his fucking wife. That is so. Look, look, we're talking. completely out of school. It's a very unfair thing to say. Is it? Is it? Is it? Yes, Derek. Look, look, look, look. I don't know the guy, okay? I don't know the guy. I'm not going to make, like, I'm not going to make like a personality judgment on him necessarily.

You're so nice. He had a cringe. He had a, well, because like, I don't know, man. Look. I don't know everything about a person. Chris, look, look at, pause, pause. I would be totally on your side if he made a follow-up video and been like, look, guys, I lost my shit. That was stupid. You had every right to fucking... I would be on his team, in fact. I'd be like that, bro, don't worry. You know what I would say?

I'd be like, dude, we all, everybody has their moments. You slipped up. Look, man, it's not a big deal. If he just admitted it's not a big deal, he just had a moment. You don't make it perfect. If he did that, he did a React video to his own video and laughed at it, I would be like, you're on your team.

I'm on your side now. And I imagine... He can't do that. Yeah, he can't. Not with the people that he's wielding, that fucking army that he has of like these, you know, it's these people. Like, I saw enough people.

People that were following me. There were some people following me. That Harry guy's following me. I don't know if he started following me recently. If he's always been following me, I don't know. But I was like, what the fuck? I don't know. But I saw some of the comments, some of the replies.

They're like, well, yeah, it was an overreaction, but he's right, though. You don't know. He's right. And I'm like, what the fuck do you mean he's right? Like, if he, like, are you guys also, are your brains melting when you saw that shit? I think he did just stop people. I really do think there is a correlation with people who go outside or like not a correlation,

but like I think people who get angry about this stuff don't go outside. Yeah. I don't think it's not going outside. I really feel that way. I think it's people not being able to departmentalize the fact that the world is changing and you have to just deal with the fact that. It's not even that, bro. Well, it is.

Dude, once about the time, once in a lot of the time, right? Let's be, let's be religious. Once in a time, pronouns weren't a big problem, right? But then people that were, that felt as it's, they were, became, became a very, a group that were, became friend-centered in the world. And now the things they ask for, which is more, the ability to identify themselves the way they want, has become a thing. You know? It's, it's not even, it's, look, it's, everything that, this pronoun thing, for example, These are the same people that were mad when they started seeing nombre slash name on an application.

Oh, yeah, yeah. These are the same fucking people. They're mad at these extra options that accommodate other fucking people. This shit has been happening before we were born that things were being more accommodating with the culture that is around. Oh, we have more of this people. We're going to accommodate them. Oh, we acknowledge that these people exist. We never thought about it before because really trans people.

is such a small part of the population and then they thought about well it doesn't hurt to add this at all it does nothing. All it does is just help it just helps some people. It literally it literally just includes a slightly bigger audience which is when you're making again when you're making a role playing game it's just like

that's the whole fucking point and not even a role playing game it should it should include these people should be included comfortably but I'm saying but I'm saying especially you know what I mean like if there was ever of all the games to complain about dude you know what's fucking crazy by this? I'm fairly fucking certain.

Hogwarts legacy has a fucking character customization thing with pronouns and like a full on like trans character character and all of this diversity. I know there's a trans character that by the way, in Hogwarts, in the context of Harry Potter makes no fucking sense. Why is in 1990, why is 1990s Hogwarts

so white and then 1600s Hogwarts I love that? It is the funniest shit ever. But the implication is great. The implication that is hilarious, but also these are the kinds of people who who were simping for that game because people have a problem with J.K. Rolling

because she's transphobic. I'm going to buy fucking Hogwarts Legacy with its pronouns and trans people and fucking forces. Like what it's, you don't have a coherent worldview. It is complete horseshit.

It's asinine. You believe everything that YouTube thumbnails tell you, not even the videos. It's like you're way off. So like, I don't know. I just don't know how to help you. Like if honestly, like, from my, from my, my personal, my honest, my honest perspective, right? I don't, I don't understand the gender stuff at all. Like to me, like it's, to me, it does, it is a little bit silly to me. I don't fully understand it. I don't understand how it's possible to not, I can't fathom it, to not understand like what you are. But there's so many, there's so many things in this world that I think are

silly that are fine. It's fine. This is fine. It hurts no one to have this here. Right. Who cares? So there are entire careers that I think are fucking silly. There are entire fucking entire cultures that I'm like, what the fuck is going on here?

I can meet you with the same argument. I don't understand anxiety, right? I've never understood that shit, right? I understand getting nervous like a regular person, right? I understand being frightened. but I don't understand being like having nothing genuinely nothing that bothers you

because for me when I feel nervous when there's something that I should be doing that I haven't done my brain gives me that idea of nerves do you mean severe anxiety? Well no no no no no no no no no you're talking about anxiety disorder is that what you're talking about?

Yeah I don't understand anxiety disorders right I don't understand that people that really have that you know like I'm very good at departmentalizing my stressors and being able to move from one step to another but some people are not they're just not and I understand it exists and I'm like all right

fuck it let it be that's it there's them having a way to understand there's a thing there's a thing it's like because there's a way that you can like you can find things kind of silly or like confusing

or weird or like I feel that way about most religions I feel that way about a lot of career pads I feel that way it's women too I don't feel that way I feel that way about facts I feel like to me it's like what to me like cities that aren't

New York make no fucking sense to me why are why are why are why are bodega's not open until 3 a.m. everywhere, it makes no fucking sense. It's a perfect way to do everything. But whatever, you know, I'm not going to fucking constantly attack, but can you imagine if I stood outside of a bodega as they closed at 8 p.m. and like threatened at them? Like, we're just like, what the fuck are you doing? Why aren't you staying open to accommodate me? Yeah. It's like, I just, I don't, there's so much in this world that's ridiculous.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw a billboard of years recently that said $20 billion. $1.20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to $22, $20 billion. three after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way

is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. for an office near you. But so much of it is also wickedly harmless. And so when you get old enough to really understand the distinction between what is harmful and what is just kind of different than what you expect to understand or different from your own worldview or different from your experience,

then you grow up. And I think the only way to do that is to actually go outside. And I don't think these people do that. I really don't believe Tim Poole leaves his compound. I don't believe this fucking, I don't believe. I don't believe this thumb-looking motherfucker. I feel bad for him. I feel bad for him, man. I don't feel bad for him. He's rich. He's fine.

But like... No, no, I can feel bad for rich people. Let him cook. Let him cook. That's another thing. I don't feel bad for rich people. And that I'm sure it's going to... That's madness. That might be very... That very much might be madness. And that's fine. And you can think that's ridiculous.

You can think that's absolutely ridiculous. But there... But if that... If there was an option in, like, a role-playing game... That, like, let you... Like, you are remarkably unsympathetic to rich people, which opens up an extra... dialogue tree in every conversation you have

with like a mogul or a tech guy in this game. Oh, that's going to be fun. Where you can berate them. Exactly. It's more accommodating. So to me it's just like I don't know, I just to me the one of the biggest or one of the best arguments I ever saw on this was like it was like a conversation between this religious guy who like really had a problem with

kind of gender identity stuff and some other guy. And the conversation was like you know, oh well, you know science this this is like this new gender stuff is like that's not even science it's it's like a it's like a new religion and it's like okay so it's not it's not science but you it's clearly makes certain people feel better right like it's at the very least it's like a self-affirming thing for people to kind of live their life by like like your religion right if like you can't prove that anything about your religion is accurate,

you just kind of, you just kind of believe in it because it makes you feel better. I would start making fun of the fact that he worships a, you know. No, but I mean, what I'm saying is like, even if it, but let's say it's not science, like for the sake of it, right?

Yeah. Then it would be just religion. Yes. And that's fine. Is it not? I mean, it should. Right? What's fucked up about that?

If it's not science, then it's religion. And if it's religion, it's fine. Right. What's fucked up about that? is the whole gender spectrum, it is infinitely less harmless. It's not even, it's harmless. And then religion, something that is respected is extremely harmful, objectively. That is the funny thing, yeah.

That's what is funny about it. And I've said this, I think, on the first episode I ever did as a guest, I think I even compared gender, the gender spectrum to religion, where it's like a lot of it, I don't, I think is silly. But, you know, people are allowed to do whatever they want. And you're not supposed to fucking chastise them and demon. them and try to ostracize them and make them pariahs and shit for having a different thing that they practice culturally or whatever the fuck and the thing is and what pisses me off because like it is this is it's social science like gender stuff is a social science and when you talk about it being a social construct these people get so upset but like I use an example and the best example I've ever seen was because you know you don't change sex it's biological but gender is the social the foster Ireland employer excellence program is now open to tourism businesses of every size.

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They were standing outside the White House for whatever. I don't remember what was going on. But they did not censor the trans woman. trans man and the news and the media, but they censored the trans woman because she was topless, but she was covering her nipples. But they were still censoring her tits. But they didn't censor the trans man's fucking topless chest, meaning that if we saw them as the way that they wanted like, oh, no, that's still a woman, that's still a man,

then it would have been the opposite way. Oh, yeah, yeah, exactly. So societally, we treat the trans woman as a woman. Right. And so, like, they have to, when you bring that to the, up to them, like, you have to concede that point that societally, we have accepted this, and you're just being incredibly

obtuse. Like, you need to catch up or, like you say, Chris, go the fuck outside, because there's 8 billion people on this planet, and most of them don't give a flying fuck about any of this. Yeah, I, I just wish people got as angry at the things they should be getting

angry at. Yes. You know what I mean? Like, it just fucking, like, it's, like, just fucking women. Dude, Mitch McConnell glitched out again. Joe Biden wandered out of some fucking, some medal,

like, Medal of Honor ceremony today, I think. He wandered out. Yeah, he just wandered out in the middle of, like, this guy, this guy getting, like, a medal for, like, saving a... This is why I was,

I was talking about, like, what should we talk about today? Because there's a lot. It was, like, Joe Biden wandered out of some, like, Medal of Honor ceremony that it was, like, honoring some guy for, like,

saving, like, a bus full of children or something. Can we say, Yeah, we could save it, but like it's, it's just an example of just like, dude, I want to explore that. You should be so furious that your leadership is this decrepit and this old and that they're voting on your future, despite the fact that they're fucking on the one, they're on a one way ticket out of here, man, as we speak. That should piss you off so immensely. And it pisses me off so much every time I see that shit. Like everything political that I see, it's like it just dying Feinstein, like, oh, uh, uh, uh, Diane Feinstein's daughters now. taking over her fucking role.

It's like, what? That's allowed? Wait, what the fuck are we talking about? Yeah, she has, so she,

Diane Fantine is so old that I think her daughter is basically acting as her, basically. That is great. Yeah, it's fucking, or something to that effect,

right? I hate that politicians are the only people on this planet that don't have to do their jobs well. Bro, it's, it's, it's,

it's also, it's also just not fucking electoral at all. They didn't elect your fucking daughter. Are you crazy? Exactly. Exactly that. Like, these are the things that should be bothering people to this. Can I be real? Can I be, let me say something real.

This is a warning. It's a very simple warning. I'm not threatening, but it's a warning for the future. I will happen. Okay. Okay. This is a warning. That's not a threat, but it is a warning. It is a precautionary tale. What happens

is this, right? The powers that be are going to keep ignoring and going to please it to people. And what happened is that that that that um that bottle's going to be opened right where people are going to start acting violently and militant. No no it's going to happen eventually it's going to open that I think we are such a I think we are such a pacified public and we are so I think we are so used to getting angry or wasting our passion on shit like this. I think we are I think we are a pacified public but I think the degree of struggle hasn't I'm bad enough for us to finally act.

No, I do, but also all we can count on, all we can count on as good old boys, we got to get Mitch McConnell to get a name tag that has he slash him on it, and then they'll take care of him. Oh my God. Yeah, that's it. That's it! I've had enough of him! And then they'll get them. Then they'll get him.

No, they're going to, what happens is that? It's going to be a period of time. I don't mind. When the middle, when the middle class disappears. Stole all my money. For real, when it's fully gone, when people are struggling to eat when it gets really bad. Like when there's no hope left.

For who though? It's already really bad for a lot of people. The entirety of the masses. Like 40% unemployment. Like 40% goddamn. When that cork. Which by the way, which by the way will absolutely happen. It will happen. That is unfathomable to even think about.

It is crazy. It is crazy. But I think I think it's like very like especially with like AI advancing in the way that it is like accounting like accounting like accounting. jobs. A lot of, like a lot of those jobs that a lot of people do are probably going to go way away. The second this stuff starts getting even slightly more

more reliable. What happened is that shit's going to get, it's going to get sadder. I think it's going to get worse. Got to get UBI, man. UBI, $2,000 a month. UBI. People are going to start getting mad and they're going to start getting active. And then what happened

is that the politicians are not going to act fast enough to please the people. They'll act fast if they're threatened. No, they're not. That's the thing. Because they're They're not going to believe it. No, no, no. They're going to be like, they're not going to do anything.

No, they, it's so funny whenever we talk about, whenever like, and this isn't necessarily true of just like liberals or anything. I think it's everybody. But like, when everybody talks about the government, they talk about how, like, ineffective they are, right? And, like, how slow and how, like, cumbersome and how, like, there's so much bureaucracy and how it's, like, really ineffective. And I agree with it largely. But then, like, do you remember when, I can't remember if it was, I can't remember if it was about the voting. ballots or oh it's supreme court the supreme when this there was like a supreme court justice that got sworn in or something and then their addresses got leaked online or something and they were like

people outside of their houses kind of like protesting at their fucking houses and then a few hours later they passed legislation to make that illegal to make that illegal yeah like yeah yeah hours bro faster than fucking spectrum responds to my service calls yeah that's So, like, they can do it. They just have to be afraid to do it, which sucks. It sucks that fear has to be your only motivation to do the right fucking thing. There's going to be one group of people that are going to be like, I've had enough and they're going to get active. And then anything else people are going to get hurt.

You know who's going to be the first people to do that shit. Oh, yeah. And they're probably going to do it again for the wrong fucking reasons. Like, that's the problem that I have because that's the one thing because I'm like, a lot of the countries fired up. enough already, but for the dumbest fucking shit. Yeah. And so, like, and even as things

continue to get worse, they're going to be more fired up by the dumbest shit, too. I just, that's what I said, like, I genuinely believe if fucking Mitch McConnell wore a pronoun tag, somebody would be outside of his house, firebombing it. Because that's how crazy these people have gotten. But even though

he has ruined, he has ruined fucking the, he is, he is largely responsible for ruining American politics over the past few decades and they don't give a fuck about that. Yeah. And so now if you have him... It's crazy. We're going to deck him in because he can't response. He's unresponsive

already. So we deck him in and a rainbow fucking business suit. You know, we just put a rainbow flag all over. We put his pronouns on it. We give him tits. We put a bra on him too. Then we just wheel him out. We wheel him out to them. Just watch them slaughter him, bro. Like piranhas. They just jump on him. It's wild.

I don't know, man. The main takeaway, I would say, is just like, I, look, I, I remember being a kid with no experience, living in my parents' house. For delicious meals, you could go out to eat or spend hours in the kitchen. Or you could just make a Marie Callender's meal. Yeah, you heard me. Marie Callender's classic chicken parmesan. Bonnobole is delicious with scratch-made marinera sauce, creamy mozzarella cheese, and no preservatives.

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I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan?

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From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. Not really having any life experience. And I remember, like, 2014, maybe, was like the last time that I can remember making a video where I got, like, genuinely angry about something really stupid.

Which was like video game stuff. It was all video games. It inspired so much passion in me, right? Because I didn't fucking go. outside. I had friends and I did things, but like I didn't really live like a general, like, an actual, like I wasn't like out seeing crazy shit. You know what I mean? On a daily basis. I didn't have to like pay for my own, like I didn't have to exist in like the tax system. I didn't have to, you know what I mean? There was a completely fucking different time. And when after about what,

like nine years of context and existing in the system and kind of seeing the ins and outs of it and interacting with plenty of people from like all over the political. spectrum, it just like, it provides you with a lot of perspective that I think a lot of people don't have, whether that be by choice or circumstance or, you know, what have you. Yeah. But the reason why that video of this guy is so jarring to me is because he's acting the way I acted at like 19 as like a fucking 40-year-old. And that's crazy because I can't.

imagine a 40-year-old living a fraction of the life I've lived. Like, it's difficult to conceptualize that. I don't know if he is 40. I don't know, like, if he isn't. I think he's in his 40s. He looks like he's in his 40s. What if he was 26? Oh, no.

What if he was 18? What if he was an 18-year-old? That was an 18-year-old man. Bro. He just turned, he's like, I just got Starfield for my 18th birthday. and I have to put up with these fucking pronouns. And I beg, yo. He's 18 with a fucking stint in his heart.

I don't know, man. I just, I want people to, I just, look, there's a place for passion. There's a place for anger. I just wish it was delegated a little bit more effectively and more towards the things that actually have a material impact on every other person, as opposed to this, like, n-shit shit that no one's going to give a-breaking bug or something. No one's going to give a, shit. shit about this by the time this episode goes live probably you know probably like well over

but you know with what will still be true by the time this episode goes live is the housing market is still fucked the economy is still fucked your money is being stolen from you fucking nickel and dined out of your fucking pocket all the time you are being kept in a a consistently recycled state of debt

on purpose all the shit you know and I get it Like, it's not fun to talk about that shit, and it's more fun to talk about video games. And I agree, too. I just, I don't know. Maybe I've just done enough of that, and I just like talking about the cool shit.

Like, I like talking about video games when I'm, like, excited about them, or, like, when they're doing something cool or when I like them, as opposed to just fucking flip it out about dumb shit. Anyway. She gets some questions, right? We got a lot. We got a lot in just two days. Yeah.

So there will probably be another question, uh, question-based to extra ammo in the near future. And if this episode was too political, don't worry, next episode will not be, because I think we've spent all of our gas. Yeah, we're done. By the way, I would genuinely like to talk to some of these people. Like, I would genuinely, like,

if I could have, like, one of these people on, like, stream or something, just to talk to them. Yeah. And I'm not, and I mean that sincerely. Like, I'm not trying to, like, do, like, a gotcha. I'm not trying to, like, dunk on. Like, I would genuinely like to talk. to these people because I just want to know

what the real perspective is. Like, what the core issue is. And I'm sure there's going to be a lot of obfuscation and a lot of not being honest about what their real problems are. But regardless, I think that would be interesting. Maybe I'll try it. I'm trying to find and devour your family, bro.

I'm trying to find. I'm trying to find. I'm trying to find. You're going to get on here and I'm going to catch your scent via digital and I'm going to fucking find and eat your kids. You better not show up on here. You're in danger. You're in a lot of danger. Jesus Christ.

All right. Let's relax. Gay Jonah Jameson. Gay Jonah Jameson. Chief editor of the Gaily bugle. That's badass. I love that. That's so gay.

That's so gay. Jesus. I honestly, can I say something? I can't believe I've never heard gaily bugle up until this day. Right, right. That is crazy to me. Fuck my ass, Spider-Man. I can't even believe I didn't hear that as like, like.

like serious i don't know like do you remember when when fucking miles moralesis was uh i don't know if this is still true but like i remember initially he was like bye or whatever he was never by i'm pretty sure he's i'm swear to you that was a big that was a big fucking thing is that it was no people people people were asking if he was by he was never bisexual it was brought up because of the fact that his mom thought he was by because of how close he was with gangi but it's because gang he's the only person that knows he's what you call it's right right right yeah never buy. I'd be fine with that too

if he was bisexual. I'd be like, that's cool. That's why he has so much style. Nah, you honestly, you get, can I tell you something?

You can take an immersion. I really thought, honestly, like up, up until this moment, I genuinely assumed that Miles Morales was just a bisexual person.

You'd be like, I just assumed that. Because I just read an article a long time ago about that being true and I was like, okay. And then it just didn't affect me at all. I would like if he was bi

because I'd be just more, obviously more like, you know, representation for a character. But the same way, It would be better if he was bisexual and also completely disrespectful. Like right now, right now in Starfield, right now, right now in Starfield, I got married and I'm already flirting with someone, like some random other person. Like I'm being such a, I'm being such a bastard in this game.

Oh, it's a video game. There's no consequences. Yeah, dude, I love you. Like, you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. Now go on this ship and survey that system real far away. Yeah. Because me and, me and Andresia have a mission here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That can't lets you be such a dickhead. You can separate the women. You can just put women on separate ships so they can't interact with each other so they never catch on. It's so diabolically. That is dastardly. I can't believe you can do this shit. But anyway. Hey, that's real talk, man.

That is dastardly. It's so dastardly. Yeah. But, oh, anyway, fucking gaily bugle man wrote in. And he goes, What's up, Adam Sandler, Kevin James, and David Spade. Do you guys have an irrational hatred or fear of something, but can't explain why? In the second grade, I intensely hated tour guides, especially the kind that take you on tour buses.

I think I viewed them the same way people view telemarketers, and to this day I have no idea why. That's a fucking fascinating. I hate telemarketers. I understand that. Should you imagine, like, a tour guys that gave you a tour? And there's this little kid glaring at her. Just a death stare. I hate you.

He's like bearing his teeth What's wrong with this kid? Oh my son has a problem with tour guys I'm sorry If you just keep your distance He won't hurt you He's just bearing his teeth that you'm barking You're like yo what the fuck's up with this kid

I went on like a little tour thing In a Catalina Island And I hate it Because it was this bus And there's this one part I hated it so much that it was so narrow, like, on a cliff, like, and then the whole idea was to scare everybody, like, oh, we could fall over.

And I was like, this is so irresponsible because what if, like, this guy gets a fucking cramp or something and actually hits the gas and kills us? It was, it was such an upsetting thing that I didn't know that was going to be a part of the tour. I mean, I was, I was young. And that is maybe a reason, maybe something happened to that guy and he doesn't remember that made him like, oh, this irrefitting. responsible bitch, like, or, or, you know, being, being away from your house wanting to play video games and you have to go on some stupid tour thing and see some shit that you don't want

to see. So maybe you just hated that. I don't know. I'm just trying to think of a reason why this guy has a hatred for this type of shit. What do I hate? What I've always hated? I've always never liked them. I've never been, I don't want to be around them.

I'm not into, I'm not into the sound of toothbrushes anymore. I don't know why. The only thing I can think about is. I switched to electric toothbrushes like, I don't know, late high school. And then for now when I hear people brush their teeth, it just, it makes me cringe. And it's the weirdest thing. But it's not hatred. It's just like a, it's just the closest thing I can think of like an irrational something.

You know what I mean? But it's not like a hatred or really a fear. What do I hate? I'm trying to figure out something I hate. Because I don't really hate anything. I don't live a passion enough of life to hate. I would, I would, I say this unironically. I would attack Matt Walsh

if I saw him in the streets I would do it you know like so I don't like light skin black people I guess That's so crazy Holy shit Oh my god

Do you feel like they're just like fence sitters? Yeah Yeah It's just like You gave up You gave up the best You gave up one of our best traits You know

Why would you do that I would you willingly be born The way you are Willingly. Like, ew. Like, I tell a little all the time. I tell a little all the time. If our kids are light skin, they're her kids, not mine.

I don't know. How are they not going to be? Okay. All right. They might be born your color or something like that. You never know. You never know. There's a possibility.

She might lose. They might get all the burned, the burned Mexican jeans. And they might just become dark skin. I'll be like, let's go. Man, we just turn into like a fucking chudcast like really fast. You're perfect. because I lift them up to the sky. Look at you.

You're perfect. That's the great thing about this show is that it's a fucking cluster fuck. It's dichotomy. Yeah, it's dichotomy.

We're like, we're being like super progressive trying to defend the pronoun thing, at least be like, this is silly. And then all of a sudden, you know,

I kind of hate light skin black people. I think most, I think most people are like that though. I think that's the thing. I think most people hate light skin black people. Wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no,

no, but I think most, I do think, I do think, I do think, I think the majority of people like to joke about this shit. I do think that's true. I think a lot of people have,

I think a lot of people will come up with something in the comfort of their own homes and the comfort of their own friend groups that cannot leave that circle because they understand the implications of it. That's why that fucking meme is so popular. They're fucking like, oh, they, the discord got leaked or whatever, you know?

Yeah, yeah. It's always fucking, people are... Kakara, we have to go. I just, I wish people just accepted, like, that every, that we all, have this dark part of us that enjoys morbid humor. Like we all, like, I'm saying people pretending like it's not true for everybody.

When I see the intrusive thoughts meme, right? And it got 45,000 likes. And I was like, oh, goddamn. It's real, man. I remember being, it's funny. I forget that it's real sometimes, too, because I'm so, like, we, we have our own friend group and we consider ourselves fucking out of pocket. But I remember going home, like, with my family.

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Hey, how's it going today? It's going good, man. Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently. It said 20 billion one. 20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger.

and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. around the time, I went to New York and spent time with my family around the time the submarine went down and exploded and my whole family was laughing at that shit. Like every single

Chris, granted, granted, your dad would have absolutely been friends with us. Your dad, absolutely, your dad's sense of humor is absolutely our sense of humor too. Your dad made a joke one time about a kid picking up a condom and is like we can't save me anymore and shooting the kid. Your dad made that joke and I couldn't stop laughing. Look, don't docks my dad's jokes. Your dad is fucking hilarious. But yeah, I don't know, man. But as far as, I don't know, I don't think I have any, I think all of my fears are very rational.

Like, I don't have an irrational fear that I can, that I can identify. Yeah, yeah, same. I, I, like, I'm not, I guess I'm, like, claustrophobic, but, like. But it's also not irrational, though. I also don't, but like, I don't think I'm claustrophobic to the degree that most people who would say they're claustrophobic are claustrophic. Like, I'm fine in an elevator. You know what I mean? Or like in a small room.

The thing to me is like if I went, here's what I'm afraid of. I'm afraid of waking up in a coffin. That scares the shit out of me. That concept scares me. But I also know that that's impossible. That's what I mean. Exactly. So it's not like a unique fear.

I do have an irrational fear. I forgot. Uh, getting hit by a ghost car. Absolutely. Yeah, man Like you ever You ever cross the street late at night There's nobody there

And you're like Bro, wouldn't it be fucked up If like a ghost car Just can't know where to hit you And then there's no evidence That anything hit you Wait wait, what is a ghost car Exactly

So you know what a ghost train is right Or ghost ship Just a fucking ghost car Oh my god That is so fucking insane You know what I have never I have actually I have never

Video of that And being in awe I'm like Oh shit dude I have never once even thought about the concept of a ghost car. That concept has never once crossed my mind. You know what's a really scary idea?

It was a scary idea. If you live on a main road, like I live on a main road, right? Imagine a car coming into your living room. That shit would fuck. I always used to think about that. I always used to think about that. You live on a main road? No, you live on a side road.

We lived on a side road. We lived in a side road. It wasn't like a main. But like I would think about that on my way to school because we would drive, like, And there would be these like right angle turns. And like right at the right angle turn, it's like a house. And I'm like, bro, that's like, I hope that house was cheap. That's a, dude, I remember, like, in seventh grade, I think it was 2006.

I was on a school bus that literally crashed into the front stoop of some building. Because it was like one of those like right, it was one of those right angle fucking streets. It was like a Tetris piece. And we just sat there on the bus for like two hours. waiting for like authorities together because like I guess school buses are difficult to relocate when they're fucked up but wild I always think about that now I always think about cars going through people's windows there was also an episode of everybody else Raymond about that that I'm weirdly remembering right the fucking right the idea the idea of a car and nipping a living room and you got to deal with that is crazy that's the word and I always think about the people that were unlucky enough to get hit by the car in their house like you're minding your own fucking business and a car oh my mom It's you in your fucking lift. Did you see that video of that one random house exploding? In Russia?

In Pennsylvania. Oh, no, I did not see that. Dude, it was like a fucking bomb went off. And it was just like, I guess, they don't know how it happened yet, but it's just like an entire house gone. I'm just like, what? That sounds like some dumb-ass kid doing something stupid in the basement. Yeah.

That's what it sounds like. It's just fucking trying to make a rail gun. Trying to make a rail gun in his house. Some kid brewing potions in the bathtub. He's like, I'm going to mix shampoo and body wash and then a little bit of liceaw. And then he does it. He does it. And he sees electricity visibly.

And he's like, what's going on? And then his house is gone. His mom's gone. His dad's gone. His dog's gone. Everyone's away. He made a portal, but it looked like an explosion. It's, you know, well, it is a portal in some ways.

Yeah. Porta. I have to have another rationale. one thing that's like actually rash. I'm afraid of um... You being gay? I don't know. I'm afraid of a... That's to be something. No, let's go. Go to the next one. Yeah. I'll probably think of all with what I'm talking.

Yeah, yeah, okay. Keith David, but in Spanish. Let's go. Keitho, David. Keith David. Uh, David. David. Hello, honorary Mexican, Mexican by marriage and not Mexican. Wait.

Who's honorary Mexican? Derek must be honorary Mexican. I guess. Because, yeah, you must be. I guess so. Enjoying a healthy dinner that tastes great means eating out at a pricey restaurant, right? Wrong.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently that said 20 billion, 1. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident? Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is

always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law, from thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit furtherpeople.com for an office near you. I mean, you're the only one that applies to, so yes. I'm not Mexican. I don't call me that. Yeah, you're Mexican. How am I Mexican-American?

You're Mexican now. I'm not, I'm Puerto Rican and Jamaica and Caribbean. You're married to a Mexican. When you marry a Mexican, you're, you are that. I'm not a Chola as I start. start going bald and getting like a tattoo on my head. Lokes and shit. And the loaks, loaks shades.

I got fucking thigh-high fucking socks on. I'd love to see. Dude, the next event, like whatever is going on. I should do that. For Christmas, I should be a cholo.

Kingston. Can we please, can we please straighten your hair for, for an episode? Let's go. When we, when we, when we do the texturizer,

when we do the big thing, we're going to do, I'll straighten my hair for the first episode of that, I promise. Okay. All right. Because that image, like, I understand it would be like fucking ridiculous, but that would probably be the funniest image. Probably.

I can't, I really, I sincerely, I can imagine, I can, I can, I can imagine you as anything. I can't imagine you with straight hair. What do we give them? Just straight up straight hair or does he make like a pompadour? What does he do with it? It's, it's got to be like, like, like, like, Taking back, like, no, like this.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's got to be like pierce the veil. And he's going to sing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll be good. I'll do it, I'll do it. I'll grow my hair out and I'll do it.

What's the way? I think it's so fucking moron. I just think it'd be so damn funny. All right. What do we got? Oh, wait, what did he say? Oh, yeah. Out of all the internet, near duels, you've had the misfortune to cross.

Which one do you think? would be the most entertaining to see in a televised trial oh my god dude Ethan Ralph easily Like if there was like an OJ Simpson tier trial For Ethan Ralph That would be so like we would not stop talking about it

And I'm not talking about like us I'm not talking about us I mean like we as a society Fucking world Imagine all of the stuff that we know about this guy Went mainstream and then your mom knew about it And then your dad knew about it And he's like did he really

Does he really look like that Dude, I told you that before that I am confident he would be more famous than Tiger King. I am... Oh, yeah. Easily. Easily would have been more of a sensation. You really believe that? Yeah.

I believe that easily. The Starg has nothing. Yeah, yeah. It's so much deeper and it's still going... Dude, it's to the point where Jojo didn't know shit about Ethan Roth until I started telling her a few things. It's to the point where she told me the other day, oh my God, have you been catching up with Ethan Roth and I was like no I've I've been really busy and she was so like I can't wait to tell you and I was like well I was like

let me I want to catch up on my own then we'll discuss but she was like excited and and and to be fair I haven't caught up all the way yet so I'm excited to for us to catch up on this shit because he's the gift that keeps on giving dude it it is he's like he's like he's like he's like he's like a diet Christian where there's like there's enough there's enough there's enough there that it's like it's a lot and it's it keeps there keeps there there's a lot more that keeps happening but also it's more manageable you know chris chan goes goes back so far like it would be really christian christian gets sad you start feeling bad exactly i don't feel sad at all about it's like ha ha i hope it gets worse 100 i've never felt i hope it gets worse i cut dude i keep thinking

of like when like the Portuguese people are plotting out how to get him back over to Portugal so they can beat him up again. Like they're like steaming. Imagine that being like a national treasure. Like the national holiday get Ethan whoever gets Ethan Ralph back to Portugal becomes like the fucking governor. They become the king. They become the king of Portugal again. They fucking reinstate fucking monarchies. My family has got Ethan Ralph back here 47 times.

Every year. Every year he fucking. It's trick to come back. You know what? You know what? So, so shuon had just tagged me in something.

Oh, God, what happened? This has nothing to do with anything we were talking about. And it's not really that big of a deal, but like, I just, I want to mention this.

Have you guys been keeping up at all with like the, what is it, the GOP primaries or whatever? Because they're like, they're like, they saw the highlights of the first, uh,

debate. Yeah. Yeah. So it's, it's just, it's a bunch of fucking dorks. But, yeah,

there was, uh, there's this guy, Vivik, Varmaswali or whatever. Ramaswam might come. It's Vivik Ramoswamy. Rame, yeah.

Vividk's a cool name, by the way, even though it sounds like a destiny. Vec, yeah. Yeah, Varix. So it says Politico asked Vivek Ramoswamy to make a... I don't know, that's so hard for me to say that name. To make a playlist. Oh, I did.

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That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of yours recently that said 20 billion one. 20 million is an insane number. Yeah, 20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and badder and our army grows. so the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome.

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Dude, as he said it, I already know what's on it. So, yeah, so it's... Imagine Dragons. So it's Imagine Dragons. So it's, like, Believer by Imagine Dragons

and Thunder. Thunder's the worst one. Lightning and that thunder. Thunder. That song sucks, man. So, and then it's... Wow.

This is the most pretentious, fucking. I hate this. So you know, let's hear it. I want to hear all this shit. Where is it out? I want to see this.

Okay. I can send it to you, uh, Copy link in the little Riverside chat here. I've barely been paying attention to any of this. Unger. Because I just, I don't care who wins the Republican.

Well, it's going to be Trump, so like whatever. Exactly. Unless he gets like shived in jail or some shit. Unless somebody picks him up and tears him in half like a fucking mortal combat fatality. Like, Obama. He said that's his last words.

Right before he. He gets eviscerated. Obama. Obama. He gets, he gets, he gets, he gets,

he gets, he gets ripped in half like, like, uh, like, uh, when Spider-Man, uh,

when Spider-Man does it to Wolverine and Web of Shadows. Yes. He rips, he rips him in half. Such a fucking ridiculous game. Uh, so, he ripped in half Wolverine,

a guy with Adamantium skeleton. Like Spider-Man, like what? Something that Hulk can't do. Like, no, that, okay,

so, In defense of that, I think that could happen. That cannot. He cannot. I think that can happen because his bones are adamantium. His skeleton is entirely cold with adamantium. Right. His entire skeleton.

But the bending part. But the spine isn't, but the spine isn't directly connected to each other. Chris, Chris. You know what I mean? There's like membranes and shit. The bending polygaments and his spine are still adamantium. They're still adamantium? So you can't.

Yeah. So you can't pull them apart. that kind of limits has tried and it doesn't work what you have to the wolf reams you have to drown him you have to limit it's how you beat him you have to drown him what about his can you peel his skin off yeah yes his skin it's his skin well can't you just make him a skeleton yeah and then he'll grow back but sometimes it's happened before and other times it doesn't happen it's it's comic books has been ran by so many people that i kind of can honestly i kind of don't i don't like that it's not I don't like that's not just his bones.

I feel like it should just be his bones. You shouldn't like it because he's overpowered his shit. That's the brain of him. That's why he does the fuckery. He does constantly. Anyway, so I sent this thing to Politico. The Politico Vivek Romo Swamy playlist.

It's lose yourself by Eminem. Of course. Oh, because he already performed that live. Yeah. Yeah. Rondo Alaturca by Mozart. No one. really listens to

Mozart's ram-sacking out of this guy just being out fucking pomp his little bitch then it's then it's

then it's fallout boy with centuries by the way this nigga looks like I want to choke his nigga

this dude looks like a giant umpulumpa he looks like one of the umpalupa's but big what does he I don't think so

he looks like one of umpa was from the newer movies but big I swear to God I swear to God I swear to God I swear to God

that is that is That is so disrespectful. Look at it. He looks like one of the obolus in the modern movie but like big, like if they made him big. Casey, he doesn't look like deep Roy. He's just Indian.

He looks like deep Roy. He looks like deep Roy, but big. Holy shit. That was the, that's so out of pocket. Oh, my fucking God. Anyway, so it's centuries. It's centuries by fucking Fallaway, which is such a fucking horrible. It kind of looks like Cobblin, actually, when I look at him.

He looks like deep Roy. If you really look at him, he looks like he's, like, there's a picture of him where he's actually... He does look... I will say there is one photo that comes up when you Google him that it's like the main one that comes up where he does look like... Like, a disappointed villain? I don't know anything about him. Like, he might be fine. But, like, but this playlist is fucking, like...

So it's Centuries by Fall Out Boy, which is, by the way, Centuries is just an Imagine Dragon song. It is. It's just that commercial... I haven't heard centuries in a long time. It's commercial music. For centuries. It's fucking, it's literally, it's trailer music. It's trailer music.

Does that one? And then it's Believer by Imagine Dragons. It's Believer by Maddragon. Then it's Jolene, Dolly Parton. That's respectable, but also I feel like he's pandering. That song is amazing. I think so too. I feel like it is, but I also feel like it's a safe answer.

Yeah. You know what I mean? For them, for them. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So Thunder is there. Obviously by Magic Dragons. So horrible. Dream On by Aerosmith.

Oh, of course. He's just picking all the, like... It's just the top. It's just like... He just Googled a bunch of, like, popular artists and was like, what was the... What's the number one song from each of these? Right. It's fucking... And then Pastures of Plenty by Woody Guthrie, because, of course, it's a Republican primary. You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy?

You know, it's insane. You gotta have some fucking Woody guy. Like, if I had to run for politics, they were like, hey, Mr. Jameson, um, what are your, uh, what are your favorite songs? I like N-words in Paris. One second. All of my favorite songs are either songs that are like very heavily soul-influenced or about some New York dudes selling drugs. Those are all my favorite songs. And they'll be like, oh, so what is your favorite song?

I'd be like, well, I'm really partial to the song, Hell on Earth 2 by Griselda. And they put that song on during the fucking GDP. And they'd be like, they would, they would, I would hear the song and they would hear monkeys howling. That's, that's, that's, that. Oh, my God. They'd hear monkeys howling. They'd be like, what is this?

What is going on? That would be such a good idea for a, for a sketch. Yeah. Like, it's just like, like, like, rap music playing at the Republican primary. It's like everybody, everybody hears, or even just like in general, like, just rap music playing at a club and it's like Brazilda. And then, like, a Republican walks in. And he just, just, just, just, just jungle. sounds jungle music what the hell apes howling and everybody's like you don't hear the music but he's

genuinely hear but he that's genuinely like what he hears like you see it from his perspective and he and it's not even like it's actually peaceful it's like uh it's almost like morning mood like that like that track but like there's like an occasional like bird like like is this is this one we realize that like extreme racism is actually a condition like it's actually like you like you get infected by it, you get infected with it. And once you're infected, you can't, you don't know. You don't know something's wrong. And you're like, yo, what do you hear?

And he's like, I just hear howling apes, but I don't, it's really apes. It's not like what you think. Like, I'm not, I don't mean, I don't want to be like this. Wow. So they could be cured, bro. Man, we fucking, we're getting to the bottom. You can cure racism? You can cure racism?

What the face of the face or what? Nuclear bomb would have cured racism. No. No. No. Humility. humility and conversation bro I think really like that no

it really it really works you just can't you can't meet it with aggression it's so easy to it's so easy to meet it with aggression but you can't that's why that fucking jazz singer he's cured a bunch of them and I don't know how he's done it so consistently he's done it constantly dog like it's not even like a one-off

thing he like kept like how many robes dude like has so many fucking like clan robes in his closet and it's crazy he's defeated Without context, like, if he went to his closet, he didn't know. He's like a samurai. He's like a samurai. He's like a samurai that every time he beats another samurai

he takes their sword. But it's clansman. He keeps winning. He's like Musashi. Bro. I forgot his name. Oh, my God. Change your name. Change your name. Holy shit. What you... What I'm seeing... I can't even... I'm... I'm so disappointed. I didn't see this earlier because I would have loved to talk about this.

Who we're talking about? There's this guy. So this guy is... He's trending on Twitter right now, and he has a viral tweet. It's got 500,000 views, and it's him with his wife. It's just some white guy with his, I guess, like, a non-white wife. I don't know. She looks like she could be Hispanic or whatever. But it says, people assume because of my name that I fit into a box of sorts.

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Tell us who you are and what you do. I'm Dan Morgan. I'm an attorney and a managing partner at Morgan and Morgan, which is America's largest injury law firm. That's pretty awesome. I think I saw Billboard of years recently. It said $20 billion. One.

$20 billion is an insane number. Yeah, $20 billion recovered. It's actually, I think, somewhere north, probably closer to 22, 23 after this year. And each year we get bigger and batter and our army grows. So the number will hopefully keep getting bigger and bigger as time goes on. Awesome. So how does someone get in contact with Morgan and Morgan? What would I do if I got into an accident?

Probably the easiest way is dialing pound law. That's pound 529 from your cell phone. We are always open. Our call center is always waiting to take your call. 24-7, 365. Wow. Dan Morgan. From Morgan and Morgan, America's Large Injury Law,

and thanks for coming by the show. Thanks for having me. Visit for the people.com for an office near you. Nice. Change it. No. Just change it. No.

There's two T's in it, which makes it different. Where's that with pride? Where are your name of pride? Change your name, bro. You imagine having to be Mrs. Hitler and just like being like, listen. No. Like every conversation must be like.

It's Hitler. Why live your life? It's Hitler. It doesn't matter what the fuck it is, man. No, keep that name, bro. You're not him. Why live? Why live your life on hard mode, dude?

That is ultra nightmare. No, it's not. Look, look, look, look. Look, look. Look, look. We cannot allow the misfortunes of the terror people that exist before. Yes, we can. These words to keep control of those words.

That's why Michael Jordan couldn't rock his fucking Hitler stash. He did it once in that Haynes commercial and he didn't do it again. No. It's over. That is giving them more power in a desert. I actually stand by this. I'm not kidding. Okay.

No, you stand by this. You stand by there and then get the stash. No, my name, I made him. I wasn't born with the name. Hitler. Doesn't matter. If I was Kingston, if my name was Adolf Jameson,

that would just be my name. All right, I wouldn't let Hitler, he doesn't dictate who I am. He's one piece of the shit to have my name. I feel like it's easy to say that as somebody who doesn't have that name. There's absolutely, there's not a day that goes by where somebody isn't calling this dude Hitler

and making fun of him for it. Like, it's impossible. Let's put it this way. Let's put it this way. I bet he's the nicest guy ever, too. Let's put it this way. I know a guy. I don't think he has a choice.

I knew a guy And I think I might have told you guys this I knew I knew I knew a guy in high school named Adolfo Right and when I met him Were you from Argentina? He looked like it was too dark

To be from Argentina But I was hoping he was You know you know a top of people Live in Argentina man They look a little blonde A little tall Little blue line Little bit tall

Getting really angry He starts sound like crouts But whatever But the first thing I told this guy When I met him He was like Adolfo and I was like, oh, that's interesting. Your last name, Hit Lero. And then he didn't laugh at all.

He didn't laugh at all. He didn't laugh at all. I'm dead. He didn't laugh at all. That must be the eighth time he heard that joke that day. And his name's Adolfo, not Adolf. Yeah, it's not even close. It is Adolf, though.

Well, it's Aidoff with O. It's just Hispanic Adolf. That's all it is. Adolfo Hitlero. I love that, man. He named him his hit Lerro. He must have been so vexed. I bet he was small.

That's why he didn't beach up. If he was big in it, he would have attacked you, but he was smaller. He was a fucking twink, dude. He wouldn't do it. He'll best me. I would have fucking rode him like a skateboard. He was fucking small. He'll best me.

He'll best me. I'll deal with this later. All right. So tell him Steve Dave wrote. And he says, my favorite moment on the pod is when you learned ACDC were Australian. It is still so fucking weird. After hearing you sing, after hearing you sing the boys are back in town in southern accents at the end of the Mass 2 extra ammo.

That's an extra ammo for all you guys. You should probably check that out if you were going to raise about it. I'm here to tell you that that song was written and sung by a black man from Ireland. You're lying. You're lying. You're lying. Yeah, so I don't believe this. You're lying.

I'm going to look it up. I'm going to look this up real time. Have you ever heard of a black person from what you call it from the place in London has this really dumb At least London has the really stupid accents I don't know that sounds more like some Asian speak to me Whoa That's what you're doing You're like

I'm gonna talk Everyone I get a chicken and a kind of cook I forgot where they're from That sounds like Vietnamese It is absolutely true That is absolutely true That is fucking That is so crazy I can find it

Hey, yo, nigga What my lucky Charles at? What does he sound like? Well, what is the... He's very much... I heard this. There's a black guy from...

Liverpool people talk like that. Listen to fucking the Beatles. No, there's a... They talk like this. They talk like this. Oh, you know, I'm a scout. Okay, can I ask you? Can I ask you guys something?

What is the most Hick song that you can think of? Like, the most, like... The most... Con Night Joe. Con I Joe. I've been selling my soul. No, no, not that.

It's too new. It's too new to play. I, no, no, no. I, nah, do. I get me a lot. That is a song that they played after lynchings, bro. I'm sure of it. What about the Big Rock Candy Mountains?

Like, have ever heard that song? The Big Rock Candy Mountains? It's like, it's probably, whenever I hear it, the guy sounds like, I'm like, oh, this guy is, he, he sweats racism. because he just sounds old and it sounds like maybe he was like you know born in the 1900 or something but the song's like

in the big rock candy mountains and like the tune to it like the cops have wooden legs and the something hard boiled eggs it's like a whole fantasy of like everything's great but it's very much like a like a big iron on his hip type yeah

before we had them here everything was perfect before we let them do that. Exactly. old brother, where aren't thou, it's on that soundtrack. It's on a soundtrack to that movie. The song that comes to my mind every time I think of like a Hick song, for whatever reason, because it doesn't really sound that hicky. It doesn't sound like, you know, big iron or, you know, any of that stuff.

But it's fucking, I think it's Bon Jovi, that Dead or Alive. Oh, that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dead or alive. Bonny, Date or alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm a cowboy. Yeah, literally, like I'm a cowboy. I'm fucking my cousin.

Because I ain't I wanted. You gotta calm down. I'm just kidding. I'm just playing around. That ain't legal no more, boy. You can't do that. And then we just, we just kidding.

We don't, we just kidding. We love the goddamn southerners. Yeah, Jeremy? What about Home on the Range? I think that's the most hickish song ever. Home on the Range. Home on the range. Where there's the...

Yeah, oh yeah, I almost got there. I was going to... Almost, almost. You, like... Let's move on. How dare you try to not say it after that? Like, that is... Like, that is the word.

You just... No, I said... There was a lot of extra ease and ours in there that made it not the song. That's like slapping to one in a face with and trying to turn into a pat at the very last moment. What? How do you, um... How would, uh... I can't, I can't fucking whatever.

Black Irish guy wrote that song. It's fucking hilarious. I mean, oh, cool. I mean, cool. Old, uh, what is it? 3XO changing his name twice as often to compensate for the new episode scheduling, uh, wrote in.

He says, if you could play, if you could play sound effects in other people's heads, what would be on your soundboard? Obligatory Vine Boom and Scotland Forever Ear Rape. I don't know what Scotland Forever is. But I do know the vine boom. If I could assault people's brains directly with like high fidelity, like soundboard shit, if I could spam soundboards into people's brains, I would probably be put in prison, I think.

Like, I don't think I would use that power responsibly at all. I would, I would have police sirens. While they're sleeping. I would have police sirens. Well, like, just at any point, I would have cars. honking in general so I could like beam it into like so I could beam it into people's like cars when they're like

in the middle of traffic and then they get they get angry at each other oh my god I would what I would do is I would use I would do the from annihilation I would put that song on people while they're by themselves whenever they're alone

whenever they're by themselves and they're trying to be at peace or when they're a little nervous anxious to begin with I'd play that song the fuck their night up. Like they would go to bed. They'd be going to bed and they have like a stressful night and they'd like for some reason their mind's playing tricks on them a little bit and now it's your blare in their head and they'd be like someone's here. Someone has to be here. This may people fucking lose their minds. I can't remember if it's from Mortal Kombat 2.

Maybe it's from 2 and 3. I'm sure it's 3. But I would use uh, you hear Luke Kang getting killed. When he gets killed, it is the most jarring, fucking noise. The deadly alliance? No, no, no. This is fucking, like, Mortal Kombat 3 or 2. I'm sure it's 3. I don't know if it's 2 as well, but the noise he makes because it's so, because this is probably like Ed Boone making the noise. So it's extra racist. I just love how, like, because the way that, you know how you look hang sounds.

Yeah, so when he dies, when he dies, like it is the most like like it is so fucking like it is crazy I'm gonna look at Lukaan death sound if you look at Kung Lao when he throws his hat

like he cuts you into three pieces so you you scream three times in a row which is obviously you shouldn't but he cuts you into three pieces and when he does it to Lucang it is the most jarring but funniest funniest thing ever

and I want that to loop in people's heads because it is the, it's, it's, it's, um, you have to hear it. I can't describe it that well. There's nothing better than hearing people. There's nothing better than having the ability to scare people whenever you want. Like that is such an unholy amount of power. To be able to frighten people, like that's all I want. I want to just be able to frighten like, fucking like, I don't know, like frighten Joe Biden whenever I could. That should be hilarious to me because I would keep doing it. I would never stop. People would be like,

yo that's enough man he's not enough yet I want to scare him until he pisses his pants in public I want him to be afraid to go to sleep I have I found the clip of it isolated that's so funny let me get to let's do two more quick ones and then we'll wrap up

we're already at two hours yeah I just want to get because we only had four questions I want to get at least like five to six I feel you. I'm trying to hit that general quota. And these are small ones. We could be able to...

The small and be mentally ill astronaut wrote and he says, Hello Again, my two favorite invertebrates and Derek. Have you ever found a game because of the soundtrack? For me, it was Bastion and Quantum Break. Quantum Break has a great fucking soundtrack. Good soundtrack. For me, never. I would say never.

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Yeah, I... Not never. I've only, like, experienced a soundtrack by playing the game, yeah. Yeah. I, it's, this is,

this has only happened to me once. I've only, I only have one example of this, but it's, um, I think it's called crypt of the necrodancer. Crypt of, is it what it's called?

Yeah, crypt of the necrodancer. That was, it came out in like 2015. It was like some indie game, uh, vibracious self games. I don't know what they've done since.

But that's, it's like a rogue like rhythm, dungeon crawler game. And I haven't played it at all yet. I haven't installed on my PC. on my PC, but I just never got around to playing it. But I've listened to the soundtrack because it came on, I don't know,

like my Spotify, like radio thing or whatever. I should, I should just play it. But there's so many games that I haven't played yet that I... My backlog is fucked. I don't see. And, uh, let's see. Uh, pa-pah, pa-pah, one more.

Come on. That's a good one for the next episode. Okay, this one. This is a good, perfect, perfect one to end on. Ultrasound 700 wrote in. He says, there is now a 5% chance every time you look at a white woman in person. You will verbally say, white woman spotted while unable to look away from her until you finish saying it. How do you learn to live with this curse? Damn, well, I can say it to Lily. I'd be fine.

No, I don't have to say Lily. She's not white. Technically. No, she's not white. She isn't, but, you know, that's what they put. No, sweetie. They do, man. They do.

I wish, man. I wish it wasn't true, but that's what they do. They do. They do that. She puts white down? Yeah, her ethnicity is white, man. I feel like she should pick anything else. She took Polynesian, I think. She looks like them.

She might as well do Polynesian, yeah. Just lie. Anyway. Just lie. Make a mockery of the fucking senses. Who are they to think that they even deserve to know what you are? You don't deserve to know anything. You don't help me.

You don't help me. I would, I'd be fine with that. I'd be like, whatever, dude. I could live with that. I think I'd be fine. I don't even think it would get me really into much trouble. Because I think I could learn how to play that off as a joke well enough that I think most people would be fine. I want to be able to say it boomingly, though.

White woman spotted. Like the fucking unreal tournament announcer or whatever the fuck? Dude, did you just fucking bl-I think I heard it through your headphones? You just played the sound effect, didn't you? That is offensive as fuck. That is a crazy sound. You got to put that sound in. Oh, 100%.

That is a why. When you say the N-word, put that sound in. That's perfect. That's a great idea. That is a wildly offensive. I'm pretty sure I have a feeling that it's Ed Boone that did that too Because he did most of the voice acting back of the day Oh yeah easily

Let's go let's go cancel him I put the timestamp in the in the chat So let's um All right let's uh let's let's see let's get the fuck out of here Let's read our names and uh get on with it Thanks for listening to this episode of the snark tank Whatever What

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Thank you for your patrons But fuck you Thank you thank you But we're gonna we're gonna We are all together gonna show up at your house and yell out and shout it we're going to scream we've planted C4 all around the perimeter

there's nowhere to run and we're going to hold it over you until you starve to death you're going to be too scared to run out and call our bluff so you're just going to sit in there and starve to imagine someone being imagine how upsetting me like

I'm so hungry I gotta get out of here and there's C4 everywhere like I gotta go I gotta do it I gotta do it I gotta dodge the C4 do you think anyone's ever do you think anyone's ever like engaged in a hostage situation and like taking hostages

and then ordered Postmates to the house. Like, I mean, maybe, actually. It sounds like something that would happen nowadays. I feel like it's kind of, I feel like it's not impossible.

It's new. It's still new, though. That's like a newer thing. It's not new. Postmates has been around since like 2015. Oh, that's new. That's eight years. I feel like hot situations

are kind of more of an old guard thing, you know. I guess. Yeah. You don't really see a lot of hot. We got to bring hostages back. Yeah, start kidnapping again. I'm feeling really nostalgic for hostages. Hostages, kidnappings, blowing up buildings, terrorism in general.

Yeah, terrorism was pretty fucking lit back in our time. Remember those buildings that flip that tip over? Remember how the skyline changed? They should put GoPro on EDP to show what happens to him. Oh, that's right. That's our next episode. That's our next episode. We're talking about fat losers, Ethan Ralph and fucking eat me.

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Let's know. We'll get to it. We'll get to it in another episode. Sometimes I feel gay. That's not what that says at all. I just said that. I don't know why I said that. Sometimes I feel like my dick can't get harder.

Sometimes I feel one in my... Wait, sometimes I feel one in my rear end. It's the penis I live with, the penis of Ang. I don't know what that is. I actually don't... Say it one more time. Hold on. Oh!

Sometimes I feel like my dick can't get harder. There we go under the bridge. Sometimes I feel one in my rear end. It's the... penis I live with. That's so stupid. Red hot chili peppers now? Sometimes I feel like my

dick can't get harder. Could you imagine that? Like it's so hard. It feels like diamond. Can I say, you're like, yo, it's just the hardest dick ever. Maybe I'm crazy for this. But I can vividly remember

a point in time where I was like, this is the hardest I have ever been. And this the hardest I will likely ever be. I remember it. I remember it like distinctly. I was like, how is this? Because it was jarring to me.

I was like, this is like, this is no surpassing this. This is crazy, dude. No, for me, it was, for me, it was what you call it? Like a teen boner,

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Let's just, I'm done talking today. I'm done talking today. Did the last episode get that, the last episode get that scream by the I haven't seen it. No, dude, it didn't know it. It didn't pick it up. It didn't pick it up. Like, the footage didn't show up outside.

I was so pissed. I was like, no! That's so good. Oh, man, that's just one for us. Anyway, uh, blah, blah, blah, blah. Where's the Patreon again? Old Debbie Comfingers. Uh, the old snark tank patronage is, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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That would have been a good idea. I mean, Sala, my hole. We're working each gays. That's honestly not a bad idea. Gay, a guy, avie, something funny and topical. I can't pronounce that. Just straight up. Straight up, I can't pronounce this.

I want you guys to help me pronounce this. So I'm going to put in the chat. How would you say that? How would you say that? Hello, Ekbao. That's all right. All right. All right, right, right, right.

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If set to a proper beat, that could, that could, that could, be fire. You know? That was hard, bro. That was pretty hard. You didn't have to go that hard. So it wasn't as hard as I was that one day that I can, that sticks out of my own day. Not a furry.

I just want to fuck a wombat. So you know what that means? You know what that means, right? What? It means I wish Kingston was as black as a black hole. That's what that shit means. That's so stupid. That fucking thing, that fucking those hieroglyphs.

makes you put in a fucking chat. It means I wish Keith was as black as a black hole. That's what that means. Wait, is that, is that, is that, is that, swear to God. Swear to God, I translate it. It's from, I don't know what dialects. I thought you did that because I didn't even think to do that.

Yeah, I didn't even think to do that. I thought it was just fucking ringdings. Your brain powers slow, dude. It was just like, oh, let me just go to translate and translate it. It's like, detect dialect. And I put it in. Anyway. I thought I was a Muslim call of prayer.

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