The Snark Tank - #171: He Got Caught AGAIN

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

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welcome to the Stark Tank podcast. The show that's usually about things, but today it's about a pedophile. I don't know how to introduce this. That is so blunt. That's such a blunt way to put it. Disgusting blights on humanity. Why don't you have a seat?

So I really, how do we, I can't believe he got caught again. I can't believe. I can. I just, it's so, I guess my brain would, like my brain goes like,

you get caught doing something like that. And you would assume that they would be like, oh shit, that was a close one. I better not do that again on account of, that was a close one.

He dodged jail. He dodged prison. but he's he's back at it again ladies and gentlemen so is there an official video out yet because all I saw was the little clip that was circulating or not even a clip it was like a well yeah it was a clip it was a clip it was a clip of like editing five seconds or something of Gidion so Gideon

I have no I don't know I don't know who Gideon stupid ass Gideon is who is Jidion is a I have no idea he's a mythical creature at this point Judian is a contact creator that goes and he makes really stupid videos, kind of counterpointing things like, oh, me hanging on the most racist town in America,

me doing all these stupid things like that. He got into beef with Pokeyman. He's gotten to beef with Logan Paul recently. He's been like... That's right. Okay, I remember. I'm remembering now. He's in everything, man.

He's a very, very, very popular for the young one, the young dums. But he, but I mean, to his credit, I mean, I really, I mean, to his credit in this, he caught EDP, but catch EDP with little kid pussy is like catching a fly with shit. It's going to happen clearly. Clearly, it takes no skill. Yeah. It does kind of make, it does kind of make it seem less impressive that anyone was able to catch him in the first place that this guy was it. Like, I feel like I could catch him now.

Well, yeah, I do agree now. The thing about Gideon is that I think. I think Gidion is really not. I was like, this is a content creator, so I don't think, I don't think he understands the vastness of his fan base and his family is his little dumb kids. Yeah. Did you see when he was wearing, by the way? Yeah, of course.

It was like, this, I was like, he's wearing a cupcake costume. Yeah. And I was like, that's funny, but also stupid as shit. That's kind of, I don't know. I kind of like that. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know this guy, right? I don't know anything about, I don't think he's a bad. I don't know anything about Judian, but I think it's, it is funny to catch a pedophile

dresses a cupcake. Why did he beef with? Pokey mane because I was a big one I just don't remember what happened Oh my god, remember watching a guy come on a picture A Pokemon Yes, I remember that I'll never forget that

I will never forget that This fucking the biggest nut ever on a Pokemon fucking on his phone like a beast On his phone Because he was recording his phone Jesus Christ Okay all right He's a beast

He's a beast is a beastly man That was a moment But what was the beast? That wasn't But what was the movie? He was like, he was like making fun of her about like how she was just like kind of like him and her going back about something. And then he showed that picture of her without makeup who I think looks like a Dutch woman from somewhere else. But I showed it to Lily and my friend Smokey.

And they were like, oh, that looks like her. That looks nothing like her in the image to me. I don't care what anybody says. It looks like it could be her, but like she sees it. I think that was his profile picture for a minute. Yeah, he made that his profile picture. A picture of Pokemon without makeup. And she does not look particularly great in that picture.

She looks old. normal. She's old. She looks old. Derek. I just feel like I don't think it's an normal fucking person without makeup. Some other women that I've seen that wear like makeup heavy. She doesn't look bad. She doesn't look. She doesn't look. She looks horrible, but she looks old. She looks like a person. She looks like a person. She looks like a person. She looks like a person without makeup. It's what she looks like in. It's the first that I pops up if you type in her name, at least for me. Oh yeah. Yeah. So to me like it's, it's not the way that people were behaving. People were trying to really drag her. And I was like,

She doesn't look that bad. She looks like, you know, not great. To me, she looks how she looks without makeup. I don't think she's... I feel like, you know, there's the whole thing, like the dude... The in-cell fantasy where they've never actually been around real... Oh, yeah.

Like, yeah, women look different without makeup. I don't know. Do you remember... Do you guys remember when they were complaining... Well, not they. Like, I don't know who the fuck this was. But, like, I remember seeing, like, a big discourse about Horizon Forbidden West when that came out because there were like high res images of her face and you could see

like, oh, the peach fuzz. The peach fuzz, yeah. And there were people and there were people like, they gave her fucking facial hair. I was like, oh shit. You know what humans look like? These people have never, these people have never seen a woman in person. That was crazy. That's crazy.

You know, everyone has little bits of hair on their, you know, every human. Human does. No, but that's what I mean. Well, that's where you're You don't have to convince us, Kigsay. Like, I just, you don't have to convince 99.9% of people. That can't be real, dude. Like, I know what just, I don't think you're lying.

That was a real thing. That was happening. No, it's definitely, it reminds me of being a kid when I thought, uh, since I hadn't seen a guy with long hair. Like, when I was really young, I just thought like, oh, I guess men can't, boys can't have long hair. and then once that was introduced to me it was kind of like oh shit I didn't know because I'm a dumb fucking kid and come to dumb conclusions

because I don't know any better yeah but then so it is it's like these people are stunted yeah I thought until like maybe I can't even respect that mentality I thought until like maybe like six or seven that women just didn't have hair on their legs you know what I mean?

Yeah right right right just never I never I'd never yeah if you've never seen it why would you think otherwise I've never seen pair on my legs really either. So I don't, I was just like, oh, okay. I definitely didn't have on my legs when I was seven either. Like, that's, that's the thing too. It's like your kid, you don't have it and you're like, oh, I guess, yeah, I don't know. I better remember that.

I thought, I thought girls pee'd do their butts for a little longer than I should have. That's crazy. A little longer than I should have. It's, like, I was maybe like, I was maybe like eight or nine. I was like eight or nine. Right, right. So the thing, but the thing to me, right, is that like, that's a reasonable, that's a reasonable lack of, that's a, that's a reasonable lack of information to have when you're a fucking infant or a child. So the idea that there were people, there were people online getting into heated arguments, the fact that there were people who were online who were old enough to even understand what it was to get into a heated argument in the first place.

Could you imagine them never watching porn and they look at porn the first time when they see a bush? And they're like, what is this? Dude, it's so, I don't know, man. It reminds me of that, though. It kind of blows my mind that people just don't know that makeup is. a thing and also that Oh, but back to the everybody has hair out of it.

Jideon, Jidion caught a pedophile like a Ash Kaki Ketch's Pokemon. Yeah, Jidion caught EDP. The video isn't out yet, as far as I know. Like, there were a bunch of people talking that it was fake, but it's clearly not.

There's no, we're not at a point right now where you can AI videos to be that realistic looking. At least not yet. I really hope it's not a sort of stupid joke. I really pray it. It's not a stupid. I don't think it's a stupid.

stupid joke, but I hope it's not. I really hope it's not. Well, how would it be? I don't know. Why would EDP agree to that? Because it is him. Why would that be crazy?

Modern content creators don't, they just, it's about content, it's about the machine, exactly. So like, I don't think, I don't think anyone

be ridiculous enough to do that. By the same time, I believe that Logan Paul made up the whole suicide foresting, which doesn't sound crazy to me at all. What do you say again? The whole suicide forest thing about Logan. Paul making it up. So like nothing sounds exactly crazy.

I'm at the point in my life where I believe a content creator will make up the idea that their mom will die for clout for a video and then their mom not die. Like I'm at that point where I just believe somebody can do that. I mean, to me, it sounds, it's actually less crazy when you think about it, when you actually think about it. But the fact that he's caught up again is wild. That'd be wild. It's the thing that's so wild about it is because like I used to watch Catch a Predator

loved that show. There was, there's like an. a famous guy. This guy's awesome. He got caught twice. This was before they were getting arrested, of course. So then he caught the same guy that very next day, before 24 hours had passed, at a McDonald's. He was supposed to meet up with a little

kid at McDonald's. And then Chris Hanson's like, out of the 20 years, I've been doing this, I've never seen anything. And the guy just kept saying, I was just getting something to eat. I was just getting something to eat. I was just getting to get something to eat. I was just going to eat my nuggets in the play place.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was trying to eat. These dummies getting caught again. That doesn't surprise me. It was a long time ago. They didn't really understand the internet that well. EDP was born on the internet. He got trolled the first time by non-law enforcement people.

So why would it not be that again? That's what's hard to believe this time. That I'm like, how do you, bro, it was fake. It was always fake. There was nothing even like, not like an entrapment thing. And it's like, all right, so that was a huge sting operation. This time, it's actually a real person. It's like, no, it was just a fake troll to fuck with you.

And then they fucking did their Chris Hansen type thing. How is it not going to be this again? It's hard to believe. I mean, I really need to see this video, too, because from looking at it, it's, how can it not? There's no way this can be fake. But then at the same time, I'm like, there's a piece of my brain that's like, are we getting taken for a ride? If we are, if we are, I'll be, I'll be, if EDP, if EDP is collaborating with someone where he gets caught looking for a kid again, then that's, that's good enough for me, man. If he thinks that that's a smart thing to do for him, my mind, that's even more entertaining than him just getting caught again.

Because then it's like, what, where does your, where does your brain even go, man? Like, yeah, I know what it is. I'm going to lean into the pedophile thing. Like, holy shit, dude. Yeah, that is crazy. You're not a heel. This is like, you, he chose the pedophile heel. That's crazy.

He just embraces it. I'm a guy. I need to see this thing. All I see is, you're a boy. He streamed about it two days ago, but I think he just mentions it briefly because he has like a five-hour stream. Yeah, yeah. The video's not out yet.

At the time that we're recording this, maybe it'll be. be out by the time this is out. Oh. It fucking better be, man. I need to see this shit. Let's assume, like, what do we think it is? Like, how do we assume, let's assume since it won't be out and since it won't be out by the time we're finished with this episode, right? And it might be live, maybe serendipitously the same day this episode goes live.

We don't know. Let's just pretend like we've seen it already. Okay. Let's pretend like we've seen it. Oh, man. I can't believe he tried to meet a little boy at a Toyota financing office. That's crazy. I can't believe that shit.

You know that little old boy text him. Yeah. He's like, meet me at the Toyota financing office. Maybe at the dealership. I'm going to be in that tiny room that the parents leave their kids in with like the little roller coaster abacus. and you can come meet me in there and then we can suck and fuck until the cops come

and I can't believe he fell for that I can't believe he just was like oh well I mean and he gets there and he goes like I mean it's all right I mean I don't know man it's a crazy video

overrated as fuck I mean it was it was crazy how like mad he got that the kid wasn't actually there he was like more mad that the kid wasn't there Like he got physical was crazy. It's crazy that he... Yeah.

It's crazy that he brought... He brought a Bible with him for the kid to sign. That was like a weird... Like, I don't know what has been going on in the world of EDP, but that was a crazy revelation. Yeah.

That I was not expecting. I really wasn't expecting him. I was like saying, fuck. He started... I didn't expect him to start actually eating gym. Gideon. Like he just actually started to take a couple bites. When he took that big, like cartoonishly, like when he took that perfectly segmented

like cartoon cookie bite out of Jidian's shoulder. When he cookie monster bit Jiddy on the fucking neck, it was wild, bro. I was like, whoa, dude, that guy's going to die now. Yeah, when Jidion's neck was like kind of hanging on by a thread, I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I thought surely this must be doctored, but in fact it was not. I thought surely this must be Topter.

I thought surely this can't be a real thing. I just, this can't be real. It's true. We saw it. And we saw it. Rest in pieces, let's assume that's,

let's assume that's how he caught him. You caught him in a Toyota's financing office and, and EDP bit a chunk out of his neck. And then that's, you know what's funny as fuck, dude? That's funny as fuck. I remember, I remember hearing the phrase,

rest in piss recently and that shit is so fucking funny and disrespectful to me you've never heard rest in piss before I heard it recently I didn't really hear it before it's such a amazing thing to say to somebody resting

that's crazy to you that you've never heard that before yeah yeah that is disrespectful oh man I don't know man so here's the real question right is EDP is EDP he's like this is like this is laughing it this is like laughing at like that chicken cross the road joke to me

I really can't believe this is the first time you've heard rest in piss I don't know dude rest and piss is I've never heard it before and it's this is so fucking funny to me I'm sorry I'm gonna where have you been I don't know because all I said rest in rest in peace rest in pieces but I never heard rest in piss until like maybe like a year or two ago and I was like yo this is fucking funny as fuck that's not even recent that's that's not even recent enough for you to have have found it this funny. Because I haven't really made fun of somebody dying recently and I kind of like took my gas off that. Oh my God. Speaking of people dying fucking smash mouth.

Yeah. That fucking guy. Hey now. I'm a dead star. I'm dead now. I'm dead now. I'm dead now. Is that what's going to happen now?

Is that what's going to happen now? I'm not going to immediately impersonate the dead person. Oh, I'm fucking dead. My body have gone. I am fucking dead No respect No respect on the show I'm dead

I'm dead I'm gonna decompose You might as well to shoot me with a gun That's pretty good That's so fucking mean This is so fucking mean For me, oh, he had a

strike at the funeral. Holy shit. Relax. Bout now, now, now, now, now,

now, now, now, now. He can't breathe if you're not alive. You can't,

you can't grow if you don't die. It's so fucking disrespectful. Well, anyway, look, I don't know the guy's name, but rest of peace

to, to, uh, uh, uh, smash mouth. I guess. Bro, that's so fucking meanery.

I've always just called him smashmouth. His name is smashmouth. His name is smash mouth. Rest in peace, smash mouth. Because the band's gone for sure at this point. Whoa, no, really? That guy was the... Well, I mean, people replaced their dead singers all the fucking time.

Didn't he recently show up in a place and do something weird? Well, he... Oh, he did something. I think he was like an alcoholic. That's why he died. Yeah, he was a raging alcoholic. like his fucking liver exploded or something. Steve Harwell. Yeah, there was something about him doing,

he was like ranting to a crowd, right? Or something. Yeah, something. He was talking shit, yeah. Steve Harwell crowd rant, maybe. I feel like, yeah, yeah, yeah. In 2021, Smash Bros., Steve Harwell threatens fan in wild concert video.

I'll fucking kill your whole family. I swear to God. Yeah, yeah, that's it. That is. There you go, man. We need more people like him. Did that start coming in it don't stop coming? Oh, poor guy.

I wonder how Shrek is going to handle this. Now you hit the ground running. I can't drink, so I'm going to die. How do you think? Gonna come back as it goes for fun. What do you, all right, all right. How do you feel some kids with a loaded gun? Hey now, I'm fucking dead, bro.

How do you feel? All right. Anyway, he's dead. Hey, now. I'm a corpse now. Let's move on. Ethan Ralph. Ethan Ralph is in the fucking news again.

I'm not making fun of the fact that he's dead. He's dead and I'm making fun of the fact that he's dead. I'm going to keep doing. He can't stop me. Real talk. I think that has to be, yeah, that's kind of a, it's an arc now on our show. We respect the dead by punching down. That's crazy.

Anyway, Ethan Ralph is doing... I actually don't know what Ethan Ralph is doing, so I don't know. I just saw him trending for some reason. Oh, you didn't see anything? I don't know anything. Ah, shit. I was hoping that, like, you actually knew... Because I don't know that much.

I know some. All right. I don't see. I think there was... I saw one post about him, like, doing, like, he was, like, reflecting, and he was like, you know what? I've decided to forgive or something. But it's really just because he's living a fucking sad life.

Mexico. The only thing I've seen is... Is it in Mexico right now? Yeah, so... I'm pretty sure. To evade, like, responsibility of everything, he moved to Mexico and, like, the shittiest house

with, like, mold in the rooms and shit, and he had his newborn kid. Apparently, the kid's fine, I guess, but who knows if it's going to grow up with problems from health problems? Probably mentally going to be fucked because of being Ethan Rouse kid, but... What if he probably...

That's a really... that's a bad situation man move down there so here's so here's the here's the here's the the reason right so he posted this thing i've been doing a lot of thinking about things you got you gotta read it like Ethan Ralph you know he talks all right I don't know how we talks I have no idea I just I all I just imagine southern voice he sounds like this I'm Ethan Ralph they all sound like that why did why do they sound like Christian I don't know that's so fucking crazy.

I'm Ethan Ralph. It's like high southern. I'm Ethan Ralph. I've got work to do. Working on it. I'm working on it. I've been doing a lot of thinking about it. All right.

So I'll try it. I'll try it. I've been doing a lot of thinking about things. Kind of hard not to. I've decided to forgive my wife and even her father for her, for their transgressions against me. I apologize to them for my comments as well. even though I never expect that to really be accepted

I simply fell off due to repeated trolling from him rubbing the fact that I can't see my daughter in my face etc my wife seemed to encourage it I don't know it's some fuck I don't know it's some boy he's trying to be sad or something I didn't care it's a really long it's a really long fucking thing the issue is like this would be a lot more sad if Ethan Ralph was even remotely redeemable but he really is not like it's it's it's a really He's really not even close.

Ethan Ralph does only bad play-throughs. He's never decided to do a good play-through, ever. He exclusively. He doesn't get, he doesn't get half their bad either. Like, you're like, yo, why are you being so dig? He's like, what do you mean? This high school is playing the game. He's like that fucking DSP dude.

What is it that you are trying to insiduate? You sound like the crados. What? How do you know? You sound like that. How do you know? There's constant. The one thing that I did see.

I love that people say that's PewDie Pye and his son. I think that's so funny. I think that is so genuinely. People like that's PewDie Pye and his son. Oh, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, the consequence with the internet. Did you guys see that weird? That's great. Did you guys see that weird post? Did you guys see that weird post about about him being,

was it the peak of white? He was the king of the whites. He's the king of the whites. There was a, there was a post about him having like a virgin wife. something, which was like crazy. Yeah, apparently, um, apparently, I think she waited to bang till marriage. I've never seen information about that, but apparently these in-self freaks know about

this. Imagine, you know, imagine knowing about that taking pride and being like, I'm gonna, I'm, I'm, I love him for that. His version. I'm so proud of him. Are such freaks, man. It's weird, man. They're such freaks.

It's fine. It's fine if it's, I mean, it's fine if you don't, you know what I mean? It's not like whatever. I would say it's fine, but it is fine, I guess. It's like it's not harmony. If that's what someone, if that's what someone wants to do, like it's like, all right, I can't understand it personally, but like fine, whatever. It's not like a huge deal. But also to care about it to the point where you're like, bro, he fucking rocked it.

He's king of whites now. I can't believe he. Virginie why? First of all, he's not king of whites. Who do you think would be the king of the whites? If there is someone who would generally got the title. Real guy. That had the...

So this is... Like, this motherfucker picked up the white excalibur. So... Yeah. But would it be, would it be somebody that everybody just unanimously agrees? Like, everybody's like, this is king. Or is it somebody who takes it by force? Nah, because that's not...

That's easy. That's intriguing. Because the king of the white's being white, they got to take it by force. That's how they work. Who wants to celebrate the... the dictator, the, the, that people, you know, the type of, the king, man. A lot of, like, people love Genghis Khan, man.

People love Gengist Khan, man. Historically speaking, historically speaking, kings have always loved, like, had a lot of, a weird amount of support, despite the fact that they were just literally just dictators. But, like, the, um, I don't know, I, I, I feel like, that's, like, I feel like that's propaganda, you know, like, I don't think it's, like, real. Yeah, maybe, I don't know.

No, people love kings. What are you talking about, bro? They don't, though. Look at the, look at the, look at, look at, look at all. All of the Kings throughout Europe, people love them. What? They were still... Henry the 8th.

Henry the 7th, Henry the 6th, Henry the 6th. Kevin James, the King of Queens. They were still serving shit. I can see it got me that. Everybody loved the King of Queens. That's why that show is a household name. That's why that shows like... Kingsen, you're about to tell me that fucking everyone loves the King John Oon and shit, too.

No, people know. It's because like you see the adoration in the streets. But people love... You see the adoration. People who love kings is a thing. I'll put it this way. Because they put them as like gods almost. They fucking adore them.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let's think about it in a modern. Shut up. Let's think about it in a modern way. Let's think about it in a modern lens. Think about how many people love Trump for no good reason.

Yeah, I'm thinking of those people. Those people have always existed. Those people, you know. I'm talking of everybody. I'm thinking of everybody else that's like normal and recognizing. the poverty and the heavily taxed, being taxed. I'm thinking of those people that fucking hate the monarchy. You are thinking of people that you personally would like to do.

You are using your brain. You're using your brain. You can't do that. You're stupid. I found the Poonie Pie Post. I wanted to read it real quick. It's an intriguing fucking question, though. Like, who is King of the Whites?

I just want to give some context why you guys are thinking about this. So the post says it's from this. His name is spiritual insult. Like that already kind of says everything. So this is why he thinks he's the king. So PewDie Pye won at life. Fit, well-read and handy. You already like say, excellent gamer.

I don't know about that. I mean, I don't know about that. Good looking. I agree. I think he's a good-looking guy. Yeah, it's fine. A multimillioner, obviously. Not too famous.

That's, well. I don't know. He's not too famous. Compared to who? I mean, compared to the rock or something? There's a layer between internet celebrity and and real celebrity. There's a layer.

Because I mean like. But he's at the peak of internet celebrity fan. Sure. I mean, okay, fair enough. Whatever. Okay. So never has to work again. Sure.

Virgin wife. Lives in the safest most high tech place on Earth. Legend to his peers welcomes his first. born names him after a Viking Absolute King. All that shit put together you see there's subtle hints of white supremacy just little seasoned on there.

Like it's like the It's like the And it's stuff that and it's stuff that Felix himself Would be like what? He's like what do you? Why are you doing this? You'd be like why are you doing this? I just thought a Viking name sounds dope

Lives in the safest most high tech place on earth The word like the safest thing really too Like oh he lives in the whitest fucking country. He lives in Japan. He lives in Japan. He lives in Japan. He just moved to Japan. That is very true. He lives in that most enviously white-liquake

white country. He lives in a country that envies the whites. Okay. So my mistake. I thought he was talking about Sweden. So all right. And then and then if you look, somebody sent this to me where it's just his reply and it just says all hail king of the whites with the picture of him and his

white. It's so weird. I got to say, man. You know he thinks they're losers. That's what's so funny What's so funny about that is like I guarantee I promise you If Pewify saw that post he rolled his eyes so hard Don't you know him

Don't you know Svelyx? I've talked to him like a Very brief I wouldn't say I know him Like I've had one conversation Interacted with him A few times But like not

Not really It's weird that I know enough I know enough about him To know that he would absolutely Roll his eyes at that though I do know that king of the whites that's crazy who would be who would it be though white i think it's kianno keanu keanu rives keanu i think he wouldn't want that power though he wouldn't he wouldn't he wouldn't

he's the one that sits at the throne of whites like he's the one that's at the heavenly throne of whites is like this one thing is they would have to accept it that's the only i feel like the same so kiano wouldn't want it he wouldn't be king of white i don't think you would i don't think he would never accept it all it's a good question who is king of the whites we should have an election. I think I wouldn't agree with election, yeah, yeah. I wouldn't agree with this, but I think a lot of people

would probably go with Tom Cruise, and he would definitely accept it. I think you're right, yeah. I was thinking Tom Cruise as well. It has to be a blatant white, right? So it can't be like one of the, it can be one of the sort of whites, right? Blatent white. Like one of the hybrid whites that's like has some... Like who you're thinking? Like Jason

Mamoa, but he's a hybrid white, you know? Yeah, no, You know who I would love it to me, and I don't know. Oh, maybe John Sina? That's pretty good. John Sina got too much Chinese, Chinese stink on him now, though. Oh, too many connections. Yeah, too much binchling.

He has way too much Chinese color on him now. Way too much bingchling, dude, nope. All right. He got too much ducs off on him now. What about, so what about, what about, um, what about the one that we love, Henry Cavill? I would love him to be king. He would be, I would actually be like, praise.

You're probably right. You're probably right. You're about to say you would be like praise the sun? Yeah, I would be. What I was going to say was, if there, let's just say in this realm, there is, in this reality, there is an actual white king. In any other scenario, in any other person, in any other person, I would be like, fuck that. I'm not going to acknowledge that as real. However, if Henry Cavill stepped up and was the White King, I would respect that.

Henry Cavill steps on it's like, I'm now the king of whites. And Derek literally falls to his knees in tears. He falls to his knee. His legs buckle. His legs slam into each other. And he's like, yes, Lord, yes, yes, yes, you are the king. The foundation, the foundation of his legs crumble. Like, he kneels like,

His legs fold the way a dog's legs fold. Yeah. Like, you fall down and you're crying and tearing and shaking. You're like, yes, you're mad. Yes, your majesty. Yes, yes, your majesty. And Jojo's like, what's wrong with you? And you're like, he's finally ascended to the throne.

Don't you get it? Don't you get it? Don't you get our king is here. Yeah, I'll look at her and just be like, that's my king. That's your king, Jojo. Look. You're beautiful white king. Look at him.

Gaze upon him and no beauty. I accepted. I was thinking my head, for some reason, the first thing my head went to was Brian Cranston. Ooh. Because I, you know what I mean? I love Brian Cranston. He's not king, though. But do you know what I mean when I say that?

Like, like, if you imagine a king. He presents as a king. If you imagine a king, like Brian Cranston in the role of a king is pretty, is pretty, It's a banging casting. But also he wouldn't accept it either. He's too down to earth. He's in like the picket lines with people and stuff. Like he's not going to be king.

People have seen him. A bunch of our friends have seen him multiple times. Joe had a conversation with him. Just picketing of people. Yeah. He would never. And to be fair, Henry Cavill probably wouldn't accept it either because he'd be like,

I just want to play Wohama. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Can I just go home to play Wohama? I want to work. out and play Warhammer. He is the king of the fucking insoles, though. Like, he's not an insol? Did I make him British?

He's, he's very British. He's definitely British. He's absolutely British. All right. I wish he was. He's too good-looking. He's too looking to be British, but he is British. But he is British.

He's, God. He was easy. He's an imported Brit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's definitely like, he has a something. Yeah, yeah. He's not, he's not old British for, like, for sure. Like, he came from somewhere else.

He somehow, that's why he doesn't have those bird genetics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, it's insane. It's insane. It is insane how they look so odd. And it's because they're so in red. That's why the mixed people there are so beautiful because they have a little bit of different something else.

Yeah, finally. It's the first chance they've had. A little bit of African in them. And it's like, ah, crack, crack, crack. Yeah, they're way too beautiful. They're like, whoa. When I was there, the mixed girls were so pretty. It was great.

They were all. just beautiful, light-skinned black women. Mixed girls are pretty, though. They are true. They are true. That's this hybridization. That's how it works. But they were all so beautiful.

If I have a son, I'm going to tell him he's ugly as shit. You know what I mean? It's kind of like, yo, I'm going to fucking take him down a peg. I don't want to get too cocky. You do have to take him down a peg. Yeah, you have to destroy his confidence because the rest of the world will build it up for him. Yeah, you have to, you have to. He's probably going to be taller of you, too.

He's going to be what he's definitely going to be tall than me. Like, first of all, my mom's side of the family, they're all giants except for her. Then you have Jojo's family. He's going to be a fucking giant and he's going to be gorgeous and I'm going to take him down a peg. I want to make him believe that he's an ugly fucking monster. Just so like he like, you know, I wanted to stay in reality. Let him know that pop-lop is better than this motherfucker. You know what's scary?

If I have a kid and he observes my jeans, he's going to be a big black Mexican kid. And that's dangerous. Because one of the limitors on Mexicans is they're small. That's one of the few limiter's nature put on them. Dude, he's gonna be like, he's gonna, all the mexion to be so jealous because he's gonna be saying the fucking inward like all the time. And he can. Yeah, dude, he's gonna be saying that. He's, he can.

He's gonna be saying it all the time. He's gonna build, like, he's gonna build, uh, structures way faster than everybody else. He's gonna be stronger. It's gonna be stronger than that. It's nuts. It's gonna be nuts, dude. That wall is gonna be, that wall is gonna be nothing to him. You sound like a, you sound like a fucking slave master just fucking breeding people.

Chris, where did you go? You disappeared. Your camera just went out. Oh, did it really? Yeah, I just went out. We can still hear you though. It's still recording on my end, so it's like, it's not a good. That happened to Derek in the middle of the last episode for me.

Oh, I did? Yeah. It's insane. My kid's going to be the apex Mexican, dude. He's going to be the king of Mexicans. The Apex Mexican. That is a fucking wild concept. That's great.

My son of Apex Mexican. Who's the current day? Who's the current day Apex Mexican, would you say? Oh, George Lopez. George Lopez. George, no. He's like maybe the king of the Mexicans, maybe. Let me see if.

The most powerful Mexican? Is he Mexican or is he? Daniel Trejo's. Oh, my God. Danny Trejo, you might be right. You might be right. Yeah, you might be right on that, yeah. Let me see if.

Who's the king of the niggas then? Who, that's a question. Who's the apex nigga? I don't think you're out. I don't think you're going to like the answer to that question. Who? Who's the apex? Who's the apex?

Oh, yeah. never mind, yeah, yeah, sorry, yeah. Like Hillary Clinton said, Super Predators, but, um. Stupid. Wait, what are you talking about? Who did you think? Who's the most powerful nigger by far? Samuel Jackson.

Oh, J. Simpson. Oh, J. Simpson. Killed somebody and got away with it. OJ. Simpson has the greatest nigger. Obama kills the greatest nigger feet. He has the greatest nigger feet. He has the greatest feet of people. He has the greatest feet of it.

of niggardry. But Obama feet, you know. You are right that Obama killed a lot of people. Why are you looking at his feet? That's weird.

No, he has the highest feet. Obama had... You chimp. You chimp. The thing about Obama is that, like, yes, he killed many, many more people

than O.J. Simpson did. However, that was also just his job to do that. You know, like, that's just like the president is, that's what they do, is if they just kill

thousands. with no moral impurity to be watched on the record. OJ was a football playing actor with men who stood out of it. He stepped out of his lane a little bit with that little spree. Grandly, mad. He could have been the king.

He could have been the king, but he squandered his power and he is a forgotten. So who is it? He's a gesture. Sam Jackson's the king. Denzel? Honestly, I would have to say, if I'm going to be

if I'm going to be as far as like pop culture goes I got to give it a Michael Jordan No I gotta give it to Michael Jordan Absolutely When you When you

When you When you Would prefer Shaq When you Michael Jordan is the goat No it would have to be Shaq Because he's so ridiculously big That he seems like a king

Like if you put a robe Like he had a crown on Shaq He would look like You know those vitt you know those You know that You know an Eldon Ring that deer boss. Yeah.

How like, it's like, I've seen one of these before. I've seen one of these before, but that's like really big. That's what that would be like. Shack in a crown would be 10 feet tall probably. And that's so scary.

I want Shaq. Shack looks like a one piece. You know some one piece characters are just larger humans? That is how Shaq looks compared to regular people. Just a big version of a human. So in the kingdom, so on the kingdom,

The kingdom and Samuel Jackson. Hold on. So you have the kingdom. I'm going with Shaq. I can't. Samuel Jackson's great. But Samuel Jackson would be like... When you realize how much money he's made,

you know, he's the most wealthy actor in existence. It's not about money, man. It's not about money. If it was about money, then I would go back to Michael Jordan. No, he, I think Sam might be rich in Michael Jordan.

I think Sam might be rich to Michael Jordan. Maybe now. Samuel Jackson is amazing to say. Derek, Derek. With that Marvel money? for that marble money? Derek, Samuel Jackson's crazy rich.

Do you understand how much money he made off of the fucking Jordan's alone? Dude, I understand. I understand. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dude, when you look, I didn't think about the shoes. I forgot about the shoes. The shoes, just the shoes alone.

Like, this guy is not even taking it. Okay, look at, look at, look how much money he's made, man. He's, he's crazy. You're, like, you're, like, I don't even have to look because of how much money has been generated from Jordans, it is just obscene to think that it's anywhere near anything an actor is made. It's kind of

like, it's mind-boggling to even put them in the same fucking field. Holy shit. Yeah, Michael Jordan is worth $2 billion. Dude, like, Samuel Jackson's not worth $2 billion. It's not even fucking, like, the fact that you would think it's clothes is insane. I totally forgot about the shit. So I was thinking like, oh,

but just basketball. He hasn't done that in forever. No, he's probably made, yeah, like, a good, I totally, I have not thought about Jordan's, yeah, as a shoe. You know what? We got to make a shoe. What are we doing? We should, what are we doing? We should make a shoe.

We're fucking doing, doing all this work for it. We could just make a shoe and make little Chinese kids making it. You know what's crazy? What the fuck are we doing? You know what's crazy? The Jordan sales that sneakers have plummeted extremely since before. Because before back in the day, the Jordans were these sneakers. They were like these sneakers.

Yeah, for sure. And now they're not even, like, they're still, people still buy, obviously. Like, I just bought Lily a pair of pandas, uh, Jordan. Jordan 2s. You know, I have a pair, I have like three pairs of Jordans, but I don't really wear them. Then I like my go-to shoes, but they used to be like super popular. Now people buy Adidas a lot, people buy, people by, like any, because people, people do a lot of collabs. Not people, but it's buy people's collabs now. Yeah. Jordan's aren't like Apex number one anymore. I think rappers are now have replaced, like say basketball shoes are still popular, but I think

rappers putting out their own shoes is more popular. Like when Yeezys were so successful, it kind of like really paved the way for people being like, shit, I can become a mainstay. I can have, like, my own shoe and not just be like, you know, because you should just be like, oh, the Kobe's. And that Kanye, what Kanye has done is that Kanye made a lane where people can actually sort of afford like real designer shoes.

And people are wearing like Valenciagas. And people are wearing, like, we gotta make a shoe. We gotta make a shoe, guys. Like, we gotta, let's make a, can we just rip off like Doc Martins? But like, it's just. I just want to steal Doc Martin Just straight up take converse bro And it's like start selling converses

Dude And they're like these are ours now Love to like yeah Chuck tanks You know like it's called like like Chuck tanks Fucking That's fucking base That's great

People are like what are you doing My shoes We'll make converse We'll just make converse But we'll have like a hole cut out So everybody can see each other's pinkies And that'll be That'll be the trit

That'll make it That'll make it transformative That's so chimpanzee So that everybody, Chimpantastic, is that you said? Yeah. So we can, so we can, so that'll be our thing. It's like, that'll be, we, that'll be the way that we protect ourselves from copyright and fringe of me.

We just, it's just converse, but you can see the pinkies because more often than not the weirdest toe is the pinky. And everybody with those shoes will be able to laugh at everybody else with those shoes. He's like, ha, you got a gross fucking weird. Like, why's your pinky nail slimmer than a staple? That's so weird. You're out of your fucking mind. So we got, okay, okay. Chuck tanks and the second thing we're going to do because one thing that has exploded on the market

and I hate it is Crocs. Cumrags. We're going to do, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we got, so we're going to do comrags. We're going to do, uh, we're going to do chuck tanks and then we're going to do gators, but not alligator shoes. We're going to make crocs.

We're just call them gators. That's it. And like, we'll just build their design, make them a little bit pointier. Because you know, you know, gators have like longer narrow snouts and shit. We're just going to make our shit like a little point. We should make every shoe. We should make every shoe. feet long, no exceptions.

It doesn't matter. You don't matter. You really think that matters at all. It's better if it, it's better if it doesn't make sense, in fact. Yeah, it's flip it, flip it. So we'll have gators at the really long, it'll be like a three foot long shoe regardless of size. And the holes, the holes in the crocs will be triangles instead.

Dude. So that there'll be like a little teeth. We're living in. You know, and that should look and pop off, man. We're living in a last day of humanity, bro. Yeah, it's the final ages for sure. Like, there's not going to be another president. In the last episode, in the last episode, in the last episode of the StarC tank, we were talking about that guy who was like flipping out about like the immersion being broken in Starfield for for having pronouns and stuff.

To me, the, the immersion breaking factor in Starfield is being in space at all knowing how humanity is. Like knowing how, like knowing how like the trajectory that. that we are on, the second, the second I got on my own ship, I was like, we're never getting here. I don't believe any of this. I don't believe any of this. You're telling me people cooperated enough to settle on different planets and cooperate. No way, dude, this is way more fantastical.

This is way more fantastical than fucking Skyrim is. That's fucking crazy. I can't have pronouns in my game. Let me go back to Skyrim where I can be a cat person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's so fucking silly. I hate, like, do they not realize that, Like, when people make dumb jokes like that, right? Let me make dumb shit like that.

I do not realize it. I'm a cat person. I am a literal. Listen. I'm a, I am a feline person in this game. And a pro noun is freaking you out. We're getting, look, look, go, we already talked about it.

We're already talking about. We're getting off topic. We have to focus on what we're going to sell. So we've got the, we've got the gators. We've got the chuck tanks. And I think we should start selling. I personally think, sincerely, we should start selling. We should, we should buy.

So here's, here's, what we do. We buy shamwows in bulk. In bulk. And we call them as official... No, no, no, we call them, we

we, um, we, uh, we, we, we, we market them as official snark tank com rags. So you can, so, so, so that way it's like, it's like, not all, it's like, look, it, it soaks the cum right up. And, you know, you can dispose of it however you want. Or you could

leave it soak it, like, you'd leave it kind of of like almost like a cum sponge in some way. Could you imagine you go to your friend's house and he has a fucking this thick rag on the floor and you're like you know why is that rag so thick but yo it's absolutely filled to the brim would come

it can't even hold it anymore it's hard with the brim it's atomic structures more cum than anything else it's you know you know we fuck around but like I would love we made even be the first people to actually sell

comrades. We just slap our logo on it and then we just sell cloths. I'm not selling comracks. But you know the reason why I wouldn't want to do that is you know why, right? You don't want people to come on our logo? Well, no, people will do that and then they'll be like, look. Oh, they'll show us?

Yeah, I came on you, sweet. They'll bring it to our live shows and they'll be like, can you sign this? Dude, that's wet, it's still wet. He's like, oh, sorry, let me ring it out. And it sounds like someone's pouring a gallon of milk on the floor. You're like, yo, what the hell? Dude, you got some healthy balls, man.

It's like when you, it's like when you, it's like when you, when you're in the shower and you hold, you're like, you have your arms together and you collect a bunch of water and then you drop it all at once. You can do that? You get cradles some water. Yeah, just just, and then just drop it and then it's all this weight. Just like that much. Anyway.

Yeah. Let's move around the questions. Yeah. Let's do it. That's an awful lot of cum, dude. I think we can make a lot of money on those cum rags. Let me tell you. God, Christ.

Walter, stop coming yourself, Walter. Walter, stop coming on your official snuck tank merchandise, Walter. But it's a... You don't understand, Mike. It's a cum rag. It's a cum rag. I'm supposed to come on this. I'm the one who comes.

I am the cummugs. I am a cummug. I'm the one who comes. I'm not fucking sits at all. Okay. Let's see. Let's see. I'm afraid I cannot have sex with you anymore, Hector Salamanca.

Okay. I'm afraid I chose the wrong pronouns in Starfield and it made me gayroated. He says, hello Chris, Meg and Stewie. I am playing through Sonic 06 and Force Unleashed. And I, wait, Force Unleashed. Star Wars Force Unleashed? and I don't remember Unleashed being buggy and hard to control and the levels feel uninspired

On the other hand, Sonic O6 is less terrible than I remember And I actually found myself having fun playing My question is, what is a game or movie or show That you loved and went back to That was better or worse than you remembered it? You said Force Unleashed? For sure? I think so, yeah, yeah.

Or did he say Sonic Unleased or some shit? No, no, he said Sonic was a good game Force Unleashed, which is Okay, he said Force Unleashed or Force Unleashed? Sonic Elish is a good game Is that actually a game? It's actually not a bad bad game Whatever, whatever

Okay It's stupid as shit Anyway The stupid-ass premise But it's pretty fun I just want to make sure Okay, so he said Force Unleash Yeah he said Force Unleash

Okay I actually kind of agree with him With the Force of Leash When I first played it I was like yo this game's fucking dope Like I think it was in like 08 or something When I don't remember what year it was But I remember you go back in it

And you go back in it And I was like dude this game fucking sucks It's not that good actually. It can't suck. It doesn't suck, but it's not as good. It was, what happened was that, yeah, that's unfair. What happened was, I think I played it recently after the, the one with the cow, what the cow, whatever his name is?

Calcestis. I always want to say Calca Kesto, whatever. I saw that guy, I saw that guy at a bar recently. He did? Yeah. You talked to him? He was very jing-jory. What's up, man?

I didn't, no, I didn't talk to him, because I don't know, I don't know enough about him to really, like, say anything. to him. I just knew that it was like, oh, you're that, I know you, you're the guy from fucking Star Wars game. I would have my arms. Yeah, you push him, you're like, you don't have any fucking powers, you bitch, and just I'm like, dives just bite him. I'm like, dives a bullet right now. I pick out a gun,

dodge a bullet. You know what's really fucking, what's really weird about it though? What's what is super bizarre about it, though, is like, this is an actor who I've only ever seen in video games. Like, I've only ever seen him in like, uh, what was the first one, Jedi Survivor and, and, um, and he was in shameless, too.

What the fuck was the last one? I fall in order. No, but what's, oh, Fall in Order, right, right. That's it. So I've only ever seen him in that, like, I've never seen him in, like, a live action role. So seeing him in person was, like, really jarring. Because I was like, oh. Was your brain trying to render him as a video game model?

My brain was like, he doesn't look exactly like his video game character. And I was like, oh, that's weird. Like, I remember thinking that it looked like, it was like a good character model, but it's not a good character model at all. He doesn't look anything like that. But whatever. But yeah, I was just saying that, I played Fallen Order. And so, yeah, I'll definitely be.

hyperbolic. It was just trying to play it after that. It's an old third person action platform. I feel like I would still like it if I played it again. There was still some really good sequences in there when I played it again that I really enjoyed. Some of the boss battles were cool.

I really like when he takes down the Star Destroyer. That shit is great. That's such a cool fucking... That scene is absolutely... That is the most obscene moment I think Star Wars has. Like that is like

I remember I remember going to that moment And being like Oh the guy's getting away What am I going to do? I was like he's not going to do And he fucking brings it down I was like to do that

That's some Vader shit That's way too much power That's some shit that Vader can't do I'm like what are you doing right now What are you Yeah Vader on screen has never done anything Even close to that

remotely closer Neither has Palpatine Neither has Luke as much as anybody. And it's just like, what the fuck? This guy is so strong. That's why in two, when you go through killing everybody,

I'm like, yeah, obviously he kills them. This man's a demon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For me, the game that I went by and out, you know, game I didn't like that much when I played again. I played a fallout new Vegas,

and I liked the last one I played the second time. Ah. That's fair. Oh, really? Great game. Great game. Yeah, I. Very good game. It's a very good game.

The story in three is better. Better story in three. The story is better in three, yes. But the side characters are amazing. And for New Vegas, I'll give it that. Yeah, I actually, I don't know. Like, I have a pretty good, I feel like I'm really good at assessing how good or bad things are,

even if they are like, even if I was like a kid at the time. Like, there are certain things where I'm like, I go back and they are as, they are as janky and as, fun as I remember, so I'm not necessarily put off by it. But I think the one man, how do I...

So Kung Pow, right, is a movie that I remember thinking was so funny when I was a child. And then I saw it again recently, or like in the last few years and I was like, I was like, oh yeah, it's definitely like for kids and like it's just so stupid. It's just so dumb.

And then I watched it high and it was the funniest that movie has ever been. So, like, I don't know exactly where to put that, because I still feel like Kung Pow is funny. I just think that, I think the parts in Kung Pow that aren't funny really aren't funny now, though. Like, that fucking cow, the Cow Matrix scene, is so terrible.

Like, I remember thinking that scene was really funny the first time I watched it as a kid, but, like, watching it in it was like, ooh, that sucks. But then the rest of the movie is way funnier. So it's, it's weird. It's a bizarre fucking. I always felt a little left out Because I just Yeah

Because I never found it as funny Nearly as funny as most people Like most people I knew I love this movie I was yeah I was crazy funny I was the odd man out like or odd kid out I get it I get it because it is it is really It is so stupid

It is so stupid that it's almost insulting That you're watching it Like it is it almost insults you for watching But the thing about it is like What's funny? about the joke is the movie like the fact that it was even the fact that someone gave this guy

money to do this and sell it and like the technology that they used to like put his head. It's cool that they did that. It's cool like it's like from a filmmaking standpoint it's actually really cool that he did that because like he superimposed himself over this old Chinese

film like really convincingly. It well. It's pretty well. Like obviously like if you watch it on modern if you watch like I don't know like a 4K cut of it like a lot of the problems kind of stick out because the footage that they shoot on isn't exactly matched and you could see like certain lines that you wouldn't normally see on like VHS and stuff like that or like old school standard definition DVD.

So the seams are there but like it's there's like a lot of little things in that movie that I think are really fucking like there's like the dog that barks but because it's a translated because it's a dubbed a movie the bark is like delayed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And like there's some like genuinely like brilliant jokes in there, but they're also like surrounded by like Taco Bell Taco Bell and Torito from it's just fucking stupid shit Those are my favorite parts like the subtle like bullshit fucking lines that are replaced or like I don't know why this is so funny to me because whenever I tell it to people like they don't feel the same way But he just says like oh I traveled they just because like it's so it's just such an absurd line where he says something like I travel like oh I travel

many miles to sea or whatever. And then he says, the guy says, oh, would you say 10 million? And like, it's so. Yeah. And he waves his hand. Like, would you say, like, 10 million? And it's like, no, not 10 million. It's such an absurd number to say.

There aren't even that many miles. I love, I love, I love, it's, it's just really dumb. It's a really dumb movie. I don't have a good sense of humor. I love with it. And then I loved it again because like there's there's lines that you go that way. I'll go home. My ass.

Just like a lot of these like really good. My ass. I what do you get. I will say. When you cross an owl with a bungee cord. My ass. I will say I love Betty. Oh Betty.

I love Betty. Betty is the best thing about that movie. What's crazy about that movie though, Betty, like is that like that is what's so crazy about that voice is that I can't believe. I've not heard that voice in anything that isn't Kung Pao because that is such a stupid per, like, because everybody's heard

like, er, you know, like everybody's heard that voice or like a million other different voices, but I have never to this day heard anyone sounds like Betty in anything. Yeah, fun fact, I, the first like, the council are aliens.

It's fucking so stupid. I named my, even though I was never a huge fan of the film, I did really like Betty to the point where my first Schecter Diamond Series guitar that I got, I named it Betty. That's awesome. I was like, Black Betty? Yeah, Betty.

That's sick. Bam, a lamb. Black. Where are black Betty? I named mine black bit. Whoa. Black nigga. Bam a lamb.

Whoa. Can you imagine if that was the song for those white-ass people playing in that fucking yard? Oh, black nigga. Bam, my boy. Oh, black nigga. Clean along. Black nigga clean along.

Dude, I love that movie introduced me to that song. I love that song. Black Buddy is such a fun song. Do you guys ever play that, before we move on to the next question? Did you guys ever play that Rayman Legends game? Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Amazing.

Do you remember the Black Betty level? Amazing. There's like a whole level that's sequenced to that song, and it's so good. That was great. If anybody hasn't played Rayman Legends, seriously, it's like, it's probably one of the best things that Ubisoft has ever done. Like, I don't even think... It might be like top... Yeah.

One of the few games I co-opped with my homie. I usually fucking... So good. Yeah. Do that shit awesome. All right. Bet Benes wrote in. He says, hey, cunts.

Special thanks to Derek for introducing me to I am ghost. Oh. Tell me what wrong opinion you have about any kind of media that you know is wrong but can't shake. For example, I'm a firm believer that worth dying for is the worst song on Suffering the Witness. Is it? I think it might be. I think you're right. Dying for?

Yeah. Worth dying. Suffer and the witness. I like it, but it's, yeah. Suffer on the witness. Suffer on the witness track list. Yeah, it's worth dying for by a mile. Yeah, like it's not even, yeah, it's not even close.

A wrong, an opinion that you know is wrong that you can't shake. What is my worst opinion? I have a lot of them. I feel like I have one of these. I have a lot of them. for you, I think your worst opinion that you think Metal Gear Solid, you generally think Metal Gear Solid 2 is better than 3.

I think that's your worst opinion. I really don't know how you, like... I don't think I'm wrong, though. I respect Metal Gear Solid 2 as a game. It's not better than 3. I really respect it. I think it's a great game. I just really hate writing, though.

I can't stand that motherfucker. But... Did you play this game? Huh? Revenge's? I don't like Revenge. He hates it. Oh, right, right.

There was some discourse on Twitter about that. Everybody got mad at me and I was like, I'm sorry. Because it's an insane opinion. I don't like the game. I don't like it. I don't. I'm sorry. Like I played it.

I was like, oh, this is cool. I don't like when he talks. That's so crazy. That's so crazy that that game's so good. I like this scene with him. I forgot this name. Something Jetstream,

where everything's blown up and he's like, yeah. Yeah. And he's like, to do with his chair. That's so fucking funny. Because the world's going to shit. He's just kind of there smiling.

Like, is it Jetstream Sam? I think it is. I don't remember. It's still long. I feel like I'm due for a replay of that game. He's like, yeah. The whole city's blowing up. Here people screaming and he's just kind of just like smiling, like grinning.

But what else? I have a bunch of bad takes, man. I don't know. I'm trying to think of one that I understand is not. I understand. its fault. Like, I believe it in spite of the fact that I understand it's wrong. And I'm sure there is something like that. But for some reason, it's not, it's not fucking coming. I guess for me, it might be Spider-Man, Spider-Man 1 and 2.

Oh, I found it. I found it. What is it? That Imagine Dragons is the worst band in the world. Oh, yeah. Because I know they're not. I factually, I factually know they're not. Like, they're not like, you just have to leave it, though. You can find worse shit. The worst band in the world probably doesn't, it probably isn't on any of our radars at all.

But I do hate them deeply. Yeah. So by default, they're the worst. By default, they're the worst band of the world, even though they're, I know they're not. Logically speaking, objectively. What is, I think for me, it's that I think that Spider-Man. I think that Spider-Man 2 is worse, Spider-Man 1. But I only think that because I think William Defoe is just, like, Alfred Millian is good,

but I think Willem Defoe is just infinitely better. I don't think that's true at all. I think, I really think that's true. I don't know, man. I really think. I think Willem Defoe is amazing and he's like top echelon, but I don't think, I don't think Alfred Molina's that far behind him, to be honest. I don't think he's that far behind him, but I think he's definitely behind him.

Yeah, but not to the degree that it would erase the superiority of that entire movie. think because I think the best parts of that movie are like I think I think I think Peter in that movie is done better than I think in any of the Spider-Man movies I think I think overall Ramey does a bad job at doing Peter Parker justice but I think he has such a great sidecat like they cast the people in that movies fill up for that shit more than bounds Aunt May Harry the but even the butler the butler's great in those movies and I'm like why the fuck is the butler for air. I think he's good.

He does great. The butler is the worst part of every single one of those movies. He's the worst part, but he still does his part well. That butler is like Mitch McConnell. Musta will. I feel like they just, I feel like they just got a guy. Like some guy won a contest or something. But he does what he needs to do, though.

Do you remember in Spider-Man? Because in Spire-R-R-R-2, he goes like, Your Father-O-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-N-2. No, in Spider-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-W. over his work and then he leaves and that's all he says and I'm like what do you and it's not doesn't even have anything to do with anything it's such a weird it's such a I don't know man he's every time he's on screen which is like thankfully less than a minute throughout the entire trilogy it's jarring to see Sweeney look at it come on let's just go through it you got the power

of cum and the palm of my hands iconic you got pizza time that's not what I mean you got you got Dickovich iconic you got out you say I could go on. Out you say iconic. Now, what do you call it? Save the children or suffer the niggas. Or save the girl you love or suffer the niggins. We got him licking his hand after he touches the cake.

We got the fucking. There's so many iconic moments, man. That entire trilogy is iconic, though. The entire trilogy is iconic, but I feel like it's a moment. I'm somewhat of a, I'm somewhat of a, I'm somewhat of a, come on, that image of black woman defoe lives,

lives rent free in my head. I think about it so regularly. Dude, when I showed Chris that image, he didn't know, he was like, why you showing me a black person? And I was like, you don't get it? He was like, what? What?

He really did. He really did. He really did. He really did, he really did show me of that. that he showed me that image of Willem Defoe, Photoshop to be a black person with the caption. You know, I'm somewhat of an N-word myself. And I looked at it and I asked him sincerely,

why are you showing me a picture of this random black guy? And I meant it. Like, I was like, I don't know what this means. I didn't understand it. And I had to stare at it. That was a... Like, you know how, like, in Skyrim, when you get the words of power when you approach the big stone?

You got to look at it That's what it was like Where I was like slowly Realizing like That's Willem Defoe But that looks so legit Do you think Do you guys think honestly

That the words of That the N words A word of power somewhere In Skyron It's a word of power Objectively speaking Or the F word The F word

Like you get Yeah that's funny Now The F word Do I show you that video Derek? Did I show you that video Derek of the cop pulling over the guy and a guy yelling that and like light coming out the car and a cop dying? Yes, yes, I saw that. I saw it.

I've seen that. That video is so beautiful. Dude, oh man, I really, there's going to be a day when we have kids, right? Yeah. And I'm like, dad, what did you think was funny when you were younger? And I'm going to be like, son, I'll show you in like four years. I can't show you right now. You can't laugh at the stuff.

You can't go to kindergarten and laughing at shit like this. You're going to get kicked out. Right. Yeah. You're going to show it to everybody on your phone. And then you're going to get beat up. It's going to be a bad situation. Or you're going to pick up the wrong crowd.

You're going to get beat up or pick up the words crowd. Let's end on this one. Cyclone of Chaos, right? And he says, hey, idiot. Game of the Year time. Which one? Baldersgate 3 or Starfield? It's so funny because, like, I'm going to say this, right?

It is absolutely wild to me that Spider-Man 2 is going to come out in, what, like a couple weeks now? Because it early October? Is it early October? I'm pretty sure. Let me check the date again. The 13th? All right, so a little over a month from now. Oh, speaking of that.

It's crazy to me that. Oh, did you get the, did you get the? that special edition case? Oh, nice. The cases are gone. The cases are absolutely like there's nowhere to be found.

You can't get them. Yeah, I believe that. Because they scouts from the shape, which is in, these are scouts. I had to pay for this as well, but they are completely skeptical. It's insane.

That's why. I don't, I don't like the design of it. Um, I think you've seen my controller, right? You saw mine one, my custom one, right? I like mine better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I, I don't like the spider on it, honestly. I feel like it would be a lot better without the spider on. It's too, it's too, I don't know,

it's too gaudy to me. But I like it. I'm not going to use it probably ever, though. Yeah. But Spider-Man 2 is going to come out in about a month from now. Yeah. And it's wild to me that it has no shot at winning game of the year this year. Like not on slightly. It depends on how the story is. We'll see, we'll see. But it's very unlikely that anything is going to be Baldur's Gate. No, there's... But, we'll see. It's Starfield versus

Boulder Gate. It's Starfield, Balders Gate and Zelda. Those are the only... And I think it's between Balders Gate and Zelda, personally. I don't think Starfield's up there. I'm sorry. You're probably right. You're probably right.

But we'll see. I think Starfield's up there. Because Starfield, I like the game. I think it's a good video game. I haven't played it yet. I think it's... It runs fine. The glitches.

The glitches, people are bitching about the glitches too much. I've experienced. maybe two glitches. Maybe they weren't even like bad glitches. These people are being fucking stupid. They weren't even like bad glitches. I'm working on a, I'm working on a video about like in defense of the bug.

Because like I feel like people don't know how to distinguish between like bugs that are actually like genuinely like kind of fun and endearing. And cyberpunk day one doesn't work. Crashes bricks your fucking console. Like there's a distinct difference between these things. Bro. Those fucking crazy eyes. shit or fuck like did you see that one where they're like sitting down and talking and then like this black chick like appears ahead and she's just staring at you like it's so funny that shit is so weird to me but that's not that's like that's a problem i have with it but that's like not like a detrimental part my problem with starfish is i think it's a little boring i mean it's kind of boring because it's like i don't know i feel like the aesthetic of space the way they did space is that here's just the just

a planet, you go hang out on it. Like, I feel like space without aliens and weird shit is boring. And that's my, that's my realization of it. There is, there is, well, there is weird shit in it. That's my realization of it. I'm only like 15 hours in. So, like, I would, is this,

I think people are bitching too much about it. I don't think, I don't think it has the contents to be like, oh, this game is game of the york worthy. Compared that game like Baldur's game like Baldur's game. I think that exists. That's why. It's like, I'm sure I'm John Laveit.

It's just too much of a game. Like, I don't, I don't think anything should be compared to that. I think it's unhealthy and have any game compared to how good Baldur's Gate is right now. Like, I feel like it does games a disservice having them being compared to it. I guess. I don't know. I don't know. It's just too well designed of an RPG.

It's just too, it's done too well. Yeah, Balders didn't work for me at all. But Starfield is working for me a lot. I think, I don't know. based on what I've played this year, I have to go back and look because this game, this year's been so good that I'm gonna have to like really analyze.

In a way I don't like. Like, I feel like I'm playing, like I'm playing fucking fallout based on the way I move and the way you look around the world. It's a Bethes. Well, yeah, it's Bethesda.

It's a Bethes again. Which is true, but it doesn't feel like it's been like, I don't know, like, I think they just need to up, the new server, just put a new server out eventually. You want something like completely redesigned.

I want something more positive. I want something more positive. I want something more polished. That's it. What's polished, though, to you? More, like, smoother movements. Like, it runs at 60 frames, but still the jumping feels the super clunky. The shooting feels clunky as well.

It doesn't feel smooth in a way that other newer games do. Like, compared it to how you feel of a Resident Evil, the new one. Fresnel 4 feels smooth as fucking butter. Well, Resident Evil 4 is a... It's also on a... brand new server as well. Designed from the floor up. There's no server.

I don't know why you keep saying server. You mean engine? It's not engine. Yeah. The engine from the floor up, you know, they probably remade for. Of course, they really wanted to change the way to experience it again. They modernize it. But I feel like this just feels like I'm playing fucking Fallout again for the most part.

Also, you can't fly your ships now. It's kind of silly. I was like, I thought you were going to be able to do that. The air fights, the space fights are pretty cool. So can I, I can't, I am so shocked at how many people don't know. how games are made. I understand. Because like,

when I saw that in the Donkey video, Donkey, when Donkey was like, when Donkey was like, I was expecting you to be able to fly into the atmosphere and land, even though Bethesda literally said years ago

that that wasn't going to be the case. Oh, really? I couldn't believe that. I really, because I was like, do you understand that the only games that you can do that in are games with nothing else in them?

Because that is how demanding of a feature that is. You can't do that on any hard. anywhere anywhere you need a you need a computer the size of two hotels probably to get that running at the fidelity

that you need with the detail that you need it's not it's just not it that's not possible if it was possible they would have done it it didn't it wasn't an expectation for me I just thought like the only time like how it is the only time you're going to be doing space flight

is for specific like missions and stuff I thought they're going to be able to fly around I didn't think only going to be made sure because I didn't think you're going to be able to fly to every world but I thought you'd be able to fly around a day it just takes up too much space man like it's just it's kind of like the thing where it's

kind of like the thing where it's like I want to be able to walk across an entire planet to get to where I'm going even though realistically that would take you three months of game time so no one would actually want to do that that's kind of what space is they said like what is fun about space flying around blowing stuff up and discovering points

of interest and that's and that's what space is it's broken up into sections where you go into space and then you see a planet in the distance you warp to it and then you land on it and then that's what the game is and then you fight in space and the space combat's so fucking interesting I did not expect it to be

that deep it's really fucking I don't know man I'm really into it it is my ideal Bethesda game though it is exactly the kind of Bethesda game that I want where it's like I like fallout and Skyrim's fine

but like I dig NASA fucking stuff specific like this mass effect kind of sci-fi. It's like 60s, it's like 60s, mass effect.

It's like, it's like, it's not mass effect. That's what makes it weird. It's like, Mass Effect, what makes it

awesome is like the, the interworking between all these fucking species, the world, the universe being so big, but also small

in the sense that there are these people in the world that all of them are still trying to survive. Everyone is trying to make it day by day. And you've made, you realize that

between the characters. Now, I didn't deep, dig deep into the characters yet. which I'm going to have to do. I'm going to, before I give a very, like, oh, it doesn't have that. I don't think it's your, I don't think it's, I don't, I just don't think it's your game. I know, I, I told you, you weren't going to like it before.

I'm trying to give it a fair shake. I think as a game, I, I, I, I shouldn't just be like, not my type of game. I should be able to play, because I love the fesda games of general. Of course, but that's, that's always, that's going to be the case. I don't play most games. Like, Ballard's Gate, I'm telling you right now. Oh, it's for me. That's for me.

That's for me. Yes. Baldersgate, not my type of game at all. In fact, I'm honestly baffled at how people enjoy it. Like, I really can't get around it. I can't do it. I can't do it. It's the combat is fucking crazy.

And it doesn't work. It doesn't work for me. It's, I don't, I, the, the, the movement restrictions, it absolutely kills it for me. Like, I personally, I personally don't like that. The story works awesome. I just, the way that I played term-based combat, I've never experienced in that. way before. You're used to, um, it's just like more of an isometric term bet.

That's why. It's different kind of thing. Yeah. It's, it's interesting, but my movement restriction, I would rather be having, happening in real time and then, and then everything being scattered like that, and then I can pick and choose what I'm doing. But the fact that I have to like, fuck, like, oh, I'm going to have to sacrifice wanting to whoop somebody's ass just to approach them is kind of fucking wild. Like, it's, it's like, or I have to, I'm going to have to dash.

I'm going to have to, I'm like, bro. That's kind of crazy. I love it. But to shorten, because we got to wrap it up. Oh, yeah, yeah, I got to fuck out of it. But I think, I don't think Skyrim's going to, I don't think Starfield is going to be Game of the Year. I think it might end up being mine because I'm liking it more and more as I play it,

but it's also my exact kind of fucking Bethesda game. But I think it's safely between Baldur's Gate and Zelda, and I really don't think Spider-Man has a shirt. Because Spider-Man, we know what Spider-Man is going to be. Yeah, it's not going to be groundbreaking. It's going to be good, it's going to be great, but it's, but it's not going to be, it's not going to be like, I don't even think it's going to be as industry engaging as Starfield is, and that's like an old kind of.

I think about it like in the words like, Eldon Ring smashed fucking God of War. Because you kind of knew what God of War was going to be versus this fucking... People were mad, dude. The game of the world was mad about that, dude. They were like these fucking Japanese going to come here and uproot what we damn had. It's revenge, dude. They did it. You motherfucker.

You motherfuckers, you Send that boy up there Send that boy on stage at him Anyway Stupid that they conjured him Anyway, we're gonna We're gonna go ahead and Head on out of here now

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