The Snark Tank - #174: FEAR THIS MAN

Episode Date: September 26, 2023

The boys answer more of you question which leads to wild conversations

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See website for full terms and conditions. Walter? Walter. Oh, here we go. You see that head? Oh. That's your dude who's in the heaven, bitch, and you would have test God. You fucking come get it.

Shit, stack. Oh. You think I'm mentally at all. Hey, look. He's a little dead mean. Oh, me. Hey, I hope it's great. I don't know.

It's great. I don't know. Oh. Well, well, well. If it isn't everybody listening. Welcome. Welcome to the Stark Tank podcast. I forget to do this constantly. So I'm going to do it at the top of the show. The Patreon's fucking exploding. So we very, very much appreciate that over there. At patreon.com slash a Stark Tank. Remember, there's, you get all these episodes early, except for the last one, which we fucked up on the upload. Whoops. That was my fault. That was my apologies. That was Sweeney. No, Derek dropped it in the evening. And I was like, oh, nice. It's there. And then I did my chores for the night and we fell asleep. That was my apology. That was all my fault.

whatever big fucking deal the point is there's a lot of content over there there's also there's also there's also extra ammoes over there extra episodes that are purely patreon exclusive so uh go check that out we much appreciate your support very very cool uh what's going on over there uh and uh i don't know man not a lot this week unless the mexican aliens uh become real uh they re get animated or something like i don't i don't foresee much so i think we're going to focus on questions yeah we're going to focus on your questions this week.

You know, you know, you know, some people actually, they're like, they're like fucking tartagrades. That'd be cool. That'd be cool as shit.

That'd be scary as fuck. I don't like that at all. Yeah. Yeah. I guess some people thought the aliens were actually cake when they saw that video. They thought they were like,

they thought like, they thought that that person that made it a cake, they thought it was the same people who actually presented it. I was like, dude, that cake is convincingly like,

it is very, He did a really good job Making that cake look like exactly that alien 100% yeah so like I kind of get it to some degree It's like you know props that cake maker Is it cake? They fucking brought a cake to the Congress or whatever Can you imagine?

Dios me it was what the Thresh Leches you know Like it was like that reminds me That reminds me that video You ever see that video the guy who feels his He fills his computer with beans And he gets a Chris you've been talking about a video for so long Chris I have not mentioned this video in ages

No, but when you first saw it, you would not stop. Like you came into my room and you like, dude, have you seen this? And you were like, dude, it's beans. I was just enamored by it. It's like, this is food. This is beans. You were like, you've never, that was the peak of common. I think that was the first moment you realized what funny really is.

And you were like, this is ridiculous. It's a beat. I appreciated the patience that was being displayed for this. This man who this man was convinced didn't understand what beans were. I think that was like a very, it's like an eye-opening moment for me. But that's what that reminds me. I was like, this is cake. This is food.

This isn't aliens. This is beans. This is cake. But anyway, yeah, we'll fucking. Before we hit a question, I want you guys to view something in a chat. I'm about to put it in. I don't think, I know, Chris, you haven't seen this. I asked you before we start recording.

this has to do with golf and this is what of the it's the I saw this. I can't believe this is real I'll say he saw digital I was watching I have okay I have not seen this we're going to put this in the episode I assume of course it's going to probably

for context yeah of course so it's Scooter McGavin why you always tried carefully when you interact with solo golfers on this on the course yeah and I just thought it was just going to be some dickhead whatever but uh I was uh pleasantly

surprised, I will say. You have no idea where this is going to turn into, Chris. You have no idea. He looks He looks a little upset. Yeah, he's a little bit bad. He's a wee bit tossed.

I'm just waiting. I just wait. Waited before. Is it getting, is it reaching the crescendo? I think it's reaching the crescendo. Yo, Yo. He's been having twice, bro.

Yo, what the fuck? He looks so not threatening. That's it. He took his shirt off. I was expecting like a like a jacked gorilla of a person. And it's just, it's a regular guy. It's just some normal,

it's a normal guy. It's some feller. Yo, why? That's such like that's been to heaven twice. Chris. He's been in heaven twice to us He had to watch out He's been there two times

How many times have you been to heaven? No, to 100 How many times have I been to heaven? Is that what you just asked? He's been to having twice, he said, bro. Yeah, this dude This dude has fought God essentially, I think. I think that's what he's going to say.

That's a lot, man. And he won both times. That's a, I don't know, man. That's insane. I don't understand golf. You knock him out. You're like, let's go! That's got to feel pretty empowering

A punk-ass bitch You fucking punk-ass black bitch I just I don't understand golf at all really As a as a premise I don't get the point I don't get what's fun about it You don't get God and all of you Yeah I don't get golf at all

Oh I don't get golf at all Is this a chill experience Is this really calming You know what it really It's an escape Yeah From reality

That's what I've I've realized because it's not for me. Because, you know, Escape from reality for me is really just a nice podcast and a good like RPG or something. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But yeah, golf I see

for people that probably aren't into gaming or whatever. That's what they, it's people that just go off and they pretend they're on an adventure. They're just hitting a ball and they're driving, they're drinking, they're fucking with all of their, you know, boys that hate their wives or significant others

and shit. It's like a, it's, it's, it's, yeah, you know what you're, you know the type of people that golf at the time, bro, that's for me. That's my escape. A good six minutes of pussy. Six minutes of pussy. I don't know why, but that sounds like a, it sounds like an album, like a, what, it sounds like, that sounds like something significant. Six minutes of pussy. Like, it like, like Matchbox 20 would have had that as a fucking record back in the 90s or something. Matchbox 20 would not have had that as a record. Yes, they would, we're talking about. They would, Rob Thomas fought for that. I can't imagine Rob Thomas saying the word pussy at all.

I could. I could. For some reason, I could. I don't know why. I was watching Always Sunny recently, and I totally forgot there was an episode where him and fucking Sinbad are just in a mental asylum. I remember some of him. Some animal's raped Dennis.

I remember that. I fucking laughed my ass up. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research. Jake Embatta, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum,

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Oh, they're, oh, they were selling the fight milk and then fucking the actual UFC fighters and Dana White, the president, were on the fucking show. And I'm like, this is so bizarre. They were literally shitting their pants to cut weight and drinking the fight milk. So good. Drink it.

Fight milk is. A little fight milk and then have like a bird with fucking arms on it. Yeah, yeah, dude. You know, fight milk. Fight milk is, is, might be one of the funniest words that I've ever heard in my life. That's so stupid. Dude, I need my friend milk. The homo-mogamiladelphia is so good.

Even the most recent season is actually pretty good too. I'm not caught up actually. You know, I haven't. The season, the season, the previous season before this one was like, eh, I didn't really care that much for it. You didn't like the monkey? You didn't like the CG monkey? What the fuck?

I don't even remember that. I am so not caught up at all. That's the last season. The season that's airing right now before that there was a CG monkey, There's a random CG monkey in it Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't dive into it. Okay, yeah, I'll, I guess I'll catch up. I was the season before this one, not the Ireland one?

The island one is two seasons ago now. Oh, I'm really fucking far behind then. I don't know, whatever. I just hear things, but I, you know, the last season I saw was probably in like 2018 or 2019. Gee, I'm pretty far back. You're very behind. Yeah, it was just more because I was watching, on, I would usually watch on Hulu after it would come out.

And I haven't had Hulu for a very long time, except for recently I signed back up for it. Because it was like Disney Plus and Hulu for like five bucks or something shit. It was crazy. So I'm like, weird-ass deal like that. I'm like to get rid of Disney Plus. Yeah, I got rid of a lot of shit. Dude, bro, did you notice? Okay, so everybody, real quick, I'm getting the questions.

So, like, so student loans and, and you're going to be allowed to be evicted and shit, like, basically next month. Essentially everything's going to be lifted and if you're poor, you're essentially fucked, you know And on top of that, it's like insult to injury All of these fucking streaming platforms just raised all their prices to two to three dollars Or the same fucking time And I'm like, how fucking evil is that? Would people need a break the most when a bunch of people are probably going to get evicted? A bunch of people are going to start going into debt because they're going to start paying the student loans again.

They're like, you know what, let's tack on some extra shit. Bro, that student loan shit is so sad, bro. People are about to be fucked in a way that's unbelievable. What's this way? What's the student loan thing? I actually don't actually have... So it's like student loans were on pause. Like there's...

Oh, right, right, right. So now they're going to like... They're going to start, like, having to pay again. So a bunch of people now are going to have this fat fucking bill that's like a car payment or whatever is going to start being on their plate again. And hopefully they made room for it. But you know humans, they usually don't. Yeah, people aren't responsible.

It's like you adjust on the fly like to what you're used to. And now it's like, ooh, you've had... Ample. amount of time to prepare. It's like, fuck you, man. Even with, even with the predatory nature of, all right, you'll go. Sorry, about that. No, I was just saying, like, even with the predatory nature of, like, what the student loans are, you know, like, it's just like, people aren't, people also aren't responsible,

you know what I mean? It's like, everyone is not, this is not set up for human beings. It's, it's just not a good system at all. I'm glad I don't have any student loans, Jesus Christ. Ooh, me too, man. I don't know about you, Sweeney. You got some? You fucked or what? Not a bit, bro.

I was gonna, when I was into my final year, I would have to have a student loans. And I was like, I'm just like a prick, take a break, and I haven't went back yet. Yeah. So when I become a nurse, I have a son,

man, we're gonna, we're gonna start making, we're gonna start making a fucking like 10, 20K a month. Once we get there, I can go become a nurse. I'll go become a nurse immediately. And I'm like, no, I'm perfect. Did you look into, sorry, sorry, Did you look into that company that, like, fucked over a bunch of podcasts? I forgot what their name is, but Philip DeFranco mentioned it.

They had, who's that guy from Louisiana with the Rat King? I can't remember his name. The Rat comedian. He's a Louisiana. What the fuck are you talking about? Theo Von, Theo Von. Oh, okay. A rat kid.

You know a Rat king? He looks like a fucking rag. He looks like a fucking rag. Somebody calls him the Rat King. I forgot. And so he's like from Louisiana. I was like, those that fucking guy. Anyway, him, Brendan Schaub and all these other people,

like this guy, Jim Cornett, this wrestling dude, they were all under this one organization, this podcast network. And that podcast network was shelling out six fucking figures easily per month kind of a thing. And it got to the point where the guy that owned it started making way too big of promises

and then when they had to adjust for things, they started paying new people that were coming in and stopped paying other people. So other people were being owed hundreds of thousands or seven figures. And a motherfucker was taking all these rich lavish vacations and shit. So it was like it's a huge controversy. But my main point was what the fuck? Like how the fuck do we get on these type of networks?

I don't mean to get that much, but at least even fucking 25% of that or 30. Yeah. Yeah. Just give me a fraction of that, man. I'm like, what the fuck? That's crazy money. Those motherfuckers are making. way too much money.

Well, you know, good for them, but I'm just saying, God bless. Yeah, yeah, I'd start doing

dumb shit immediately, bro. My do bullshit alarm would go off instantly. And I'm going to start using drugs. Do I feel like we just have to like

pretend, if we just pretend, like say, say, well, we had conversations, right, about me returning

in the area and then us doing some type of live thing, right? Not live. You know what I mean? In person. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And the one thing that I was thinking of was, all right, we have to, let's just pretend. I don't know, just like we're fucking, not it just, it's implied that we're veteran L.A. comics. It's just, it's just implied. Yo, we should absolutely. That is such a fucking funny idea. Like, we'll just meet in person. Well, we'll do the show in person. Like, well, I was going to say like we did initially, but like, we did.

but that didn't matter to you guys watching because we didn't have video at that time. But we'll do it in person and we'll set it up exactly the same and we'll talk about sets that we did. That never happened. Dude, just completely gaslighted.

Dude, and then like, it would be like this post has left the target audience type deal where it's like our audience would be in on it. It's like these guys are pretending to be like LA comics and then it would like exit at some point. And then they'd be like, like who are these comedians? Oh, fucking,

I've never heard these guys, like, killing with Rogan and all them like that were like at their fucking show they're like that like they think Bro,

that would be so embarrassing. I remember these guys for years, man, they've been going through the circuit they're really doing their dudes and shit. Joe, there's a possibility

that motherfucker would do that because he, that, he was like, oh, I know, two different times. He was like,

I know somebody that know somebody that has seen the cat litter boxes in the schools. I know someone that they're shoving the tampons up their ass with alcohol and stuff. Like these like urban legend kind of a thing, these urban myth things.

Well, whoa, whoa, hold on. That, that tampon with alcohol is real. I've seen a very small number of people actually talking about that online. But as far as it being like a phenomenon? But is that being brought up as like a new thing? No, it was being brought up. So this was like maybe four years ago, like three, four years ago. He was like, oh, this was happening in school.

Like he brought it up as if it's like a phenomenon. I'm having in college. I'll say, here's the thing. There's probably a handful of just complete dummies that did that. But most people, if they have access to alcohol, they just put in a Sprite bottle, right? And then they just drink it. Yeah, yeah, 100%. So the idea of it being an epidemic is the dumbest fucking thing you've ever heard of.

Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum. computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need

to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton?

By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very, very. large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos.

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This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. It's just, and then, so then, like, long story short, my point being, he's a couple of times, and he, at least he admitted to the cat litter thing that that didn't happen, and it's hilarious that he said that he knows someone that did it. So he just admitted that he completely lied. He didn't say he lied, but he did. So I think we could gaslight him into thinking we've opened up for him at some point. Oh, my gosh.

Can you imagine? I opened, yeah, I opened up for you in Chicago. And he's surely been to Chicago. Yeah, yeah. So, like, it would just be. I think I remember that. I think I remember that. That would be so fucked.

We're fucking big comedic. We're on our, we are. We are on a path. to being blacklisted from every industry. It just liar way in. No, we lie our way in, but we're great, though. We're really good. Like, we lie our way in, but we're fucking good.

We're fucking good. No, no, no, no. Oh, my God. You know it'll be so good. You know what? Good. If, oh, my God. If we got like, if we filmed, like, a fake special, right?

Where we had, where we would, we would go up on stage and we, we filled, we filled the room with just, like, our audience members, just our fans. And we would just tell them, listen, this is not going to be funny at all. We're going to be saying nothing. We're going to be saying genuinely nothing, no jokes at all. There's going to be a lot of silence. We need you to laugh as if it's the funniest thing you've ever heard. Dude.

And then just like, we'll be upstate, we'll be out like on stage and be like, so, Mexican aliens are so they're Mexican, I think. I want someone to laugh that he pissed off. Rockest, raucous laughter. Fucking bashing, fucking the ground, slapping their d. People start fighting. It's too crazy. Dent in the floor. So it was hitting the floor so hard as a bloody dent?

And just could. And then like convince it. Because you know there's going to be some people in the audience. Some people outside of the audience who see that video who are susceptible enough to that where it's like they see other people laughing. So they're going to be like, dude, this is hilarious. They're going to do. That is so real.

It must be funny. It's a real as shit I've ever seen. Like people, people following just because everybody else are doing it, 1,000%. Dude, man. I have always. I've always wanted to gaslight millions. You have no idea how fucking, you have no idea how much we need to do this.

Like we do our live show. What happens is this, right? I think it's a fuck. This is funny. This is fun, right? This will make us money at first. We'll get to those places. It's not about money.

No, no, no, no. No, no. It's about money. It's about money at the end of the day. No, no. This to me is about like, I would, I just love the idea of this happening. And like, us doing a special that is objectively unfunny,

being filled with laughter, like top to bottom, front to back, fucking killing, murdering, it going online with no context, comedians seeing it. And then just having to like deal, having to deal with that. I have to come to terms with that. It's like, what is this talentless bullshit? And why is it so fucking. Why are they laughing so hard? Why they're laughing so hard?

They're not saying anything. Because they wouldn't watch this. You know what I mean? Like they wouldn't watch this episode to find this plan being hatched. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, they're not going to do that research. I'm going to start off. So I say we should do it like we each have five, ten minutes, whatever.

We're just doing like that. Yeah, we just bomb. And then so we just go on. We have somebody. We got to find somebody to introduce or we either introduce ourselves or we just have somebody there as a guest to introduce us on the stage. So it looks like a legit, like special. And I just, I'm going to start off.

I'm going to just do a couple of, I want to do just a little few references here or there. Like, what's his name, Brendan Schaub? Where he's like, dicey, dicey. Like, that's his thing. That's his catchphrase. And I want to have people lose their mind, like, crying. I want to be like, hey, guys. Guys, when I get on stage, get your fucking vizaline or whatever your shit ready and put that shit in your eyes.

I'm going to say a joke and then I want the camera to pan to the audience. I want to see them crying. Like, it's so funny. And people are going to be like, what? I'm going to go up there and I'm going to say fucking dithidi. And then they're going to fucking lose their shit. I just want to say slurs on. I want to say slurs in front of thousands of people.

Your whole set, your whole 10 minutes is just you saying slurs with no punchlines, no setups, no nothing. And people laughing and me just basking in it, dude. just opening up and absorbing it. I saw a woman on the street the other day, dumb cunt, fucking stupid bitch. I saw a dog hit by a car. What a fucking dumbass fucking. Fucking losing their shit.

I want somebody to laugh today, vomit, bro. People are fucking, people are literally, they're going to be Joker laughing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They're going to be laughing like I was in that video where it shows me going to hell.

It's going to be like that. Dude, that shit's crazy. You laugh. That's good at it. I love. Yeah, just missing things like that when we're on the fly. But yeah, like, look if you laugh like a fucking maniac dude. Who me?

I don't look like a regular dude, man. That's crazy. No, no, no, no. That's bullshit. He has not had the same. He's never laughed the same twice. That's not true. It is upsetting.

You do have a lot of different. laughs. I've known you for how many years now? Like six years or something? Seven years? I have experience. He's experienced Crystal obviously has experienced way more so I completely believe him. But I have experienced some very unique laughters

from you. Even when you get into a mode where you get giggly and it's like it's upsetting. It's I'm like how does, why do you like it's like it's like it's like it's like you have a load out. It's physical. And you have like different, it's like you're swapping like borderland skill trees to like equip different laughs.

It's like, oh, this, today, well, today we're going to go with the giggles. So when I'm, so when there's something's ridiculous, when something is like really, really, really funny, I have a very loud, panicked laugh. Like when something's true hilarious, like Derek, when we were talking about the guy drinking piss in a canister in the movie, that laugh, that laugh is my true. truest laugh. That's when I'm genuinely laughing my hardest. Listen, the point is, the point is, we've got to figure out, we've got to figure out a way to get this going. We got to, we got to do it. I really don't think it's a good idea, but I'm down for it. I think it's, I think, I, not only do I think it's the opposite of a bad idea. I think it's the best idea any of us have ever had. I think it's such a good idea. It's unreal, but, um, yeah, we'll, we'll, we'll figure

out a way to do it. Once Derek is out here, we get, we have to absolutely do that because it's, I, too good. 1,000% on board. Also, quick thing, before we get into questions, did that, we got some, so I don't know if this is our fault or if it's YouTube's fault. The last episode was in like 340P.

I don't know what the fuck's up with that. Honestly, I feel like it's just YouTube fucking up. Sorry about that. Because we didn't do anything differently, did we? No, so it was definitely YouTube. So, YouTube, and I noticed that in the beginning, I saw, I was like, oh, it's weird. because usually as soon as it's processed,

I'll just publish it. But I saw that it was saying HD's taking longer than usual. I'm like, oh, it's bizarre. It said it was going to take 33 minutes. And so I was like, oh, fuck it, I'll just schedule it for the next hour. And then the next hour came. No, people were saying they're having trouble opening it. One of our listeners or viewers thought that it might have been the,

because of the thumbnail, because it's the thumbnail. And I want to be clear, I did not make. this. I want to be clear. Wait, what's the thumbnail? So the thumbnail is, you've seen this before. It's Biden putting the gun in that old woman's mouth. Perfect. Like, you've seen that before, like, where it's just the, because it's the photo,

it's the, the original photo is Okay, yeah. Biden looking like really angry, he's pointing at this old lady like angrily. Holy shit. And somebody photoshopped a gun and it's in her mouth, and it looks fucking real. That looks so real, dude. It looks really real. It looks really real. And so I use that

Yeah So yeah Somebody thought maybe that was fucking things up or whatever But no I was like the the episode was everything was okay as usual So as of right now It's back to normal It's fine yeah It's HD everything's good

Yeah everything should be good We don't know about the Android thing I know there were some issues of Android Honestly dude like we make the podcast We're at the whims of the platform holders Unfortunately Patreon's not having any problems though So that's good

Yeah, right. Or the RSS feed. So if you want to, you know, just get that in. Right. They always have like a backup. Somebody, I did see somebody say I had to watch, I had to listen on a, on Spotify. And I'm like, that's a great fucking option.

It's a good option. Yeah, that's good. Anyway. Yeah, if you don't see your ugly-ass faces, you know. Let's move on to, uh, let's move on to some, uh, some of our audience questions. That's fucking, oh, man. Nothing's. Nice.

Nice. Uh, cop shoots Pomeradian out of fear that it's dick is bigger than his road. And he says, bonjour, Fester Gomez and cousin. it? What's a cultural moment that seemed life-changing when you were a kid even though it seems stupid now? I cried when Zane left one direction. In my defense, I was

12. That's so funny. What was that? Are you a boy or a girl? Whoa. First of a month, it's a fun of question to your I want to know that for sure because it's funnier if it's a boy. That is funnier, yeah, it is funnier.

For me, it was a moment that I really thought was like, oh, this is unbelievable. Uh He's He made a song With some country music star One time And I was like damn

We finally lost Old Time Road or old time home Was it? Maybe you're wrong And maybe you want to roll My windows down And cruise And I was like

What the fuck is that It finally got us I mean In his defense He is from fucking Missouri Nellie's from I think he's from Louisiana St. Louis

No Missouri You're right Yeah Yeah It's just to be fair. He's from the fucking south where I'm sure every white person he passed by in a truck was blaring that music. So some of it had to rub off on him, you know?

All my exes are stringing up, you know, them type of people. I don't know if I can think of anything like this, honestly. Like I don't know. I think I remember cultural, huh? Yeah, like a big deal, but not really. really I guess. Yeah, yeah. I can't think.

I guess there are some things that are certain, that were a big deal that weren't really, but not in like a stupid way, like Zane leaving one direction. Like, I remember like when Robin Williams died, that was like a huge deal to me. Yeah, he was at my job. You had my job. I wasn't there that day. Oh, that's right. I was at your, I was at the, yeah, it's right.

I was at the Starbucks. I remember because we sweet. I can't remember if we. If I, no, yeah, I saw it on. my Facebook, because I think Paul, our friend Paul had posted something on Facebook about like, oh man, rest of peace, Robin Williams. And I was like, and I was with my friend Gabby there at the Starbucks that you worked at. You weren't there. It was like nighttime. We were getting a cake to throw at a friend of ours house. Don't ask questions. It's really boring up where we

lived. So we had to make our own fun. And we were sitting there and I read it out loud. It's like, oh my God, Robin Williams died. And everyone in the Starbucks turned and they said, what? so I've ruined that like I brought the mood in that Starbucks so down it's crazy I assassinated that vibe like like no one's fucking business man You know what's weird

What? I had a similar Experience like that On the way to do a podcast with you guys When now this is I wouldn't say this is my answer Oh yeah I remember this Yeah This is not my answer because I feel like

His death is significant But like Like, yeah, that was, I was in, I was in Dunkin' Donuts. I was in Dunkin' Donuts. And then literally the workers and people that were in there were all like, what the fuck? The motherfucker was like 41. So you're like, uh, extra weird that I couldn't die out of nowhere. Like I was in, I was in like summer classes.

Like, you know, like just chilling. What was it? Do you come on? No, the day he died, you weren't coming to my house. You weren't coming to our house. Were you? No. No, he was on the, he was on the, he absolutely.

No. He died of. He died. We used to record on Sundays We used to record on Sundays No, afterwards I went to Lily's house Yeah, because I remember I recorded with you guys I went to Lily's house afterwards

And I was just like, God dang, I was so sad I was so emotionally I was brought, dude I wonder what number episode that is because you could probably go back And listen to that in real time At this point because it's like

That you genuinely was like You showed up and you were just so dejected You're like, fucking Kobe Bryant's dead man bro on the drive home i was like really fucking like bummed i was like holy shit and then of course i'm on fucking twitter and i'm seeing uh some dude uh boast uh what was it i think modern warfare one where the guys like trapped in the helicopter and he's like burning it shit i'm like come on dude bro there's no respect anymore there's there's no sanctity dude on twitter if i post my grandma died somebody would be like that's unfortunate and they'll post

a video of that kid begging that voice line. I was like his grandma. And it's the most terrible thing ever. No, to be fair, to be fair, the way that we treated the smash mouth singer, I feel like we're kind of in that category now. I'm dead now. I'm going to grave. Hey, now.

I'm going to hate that. All right, right, right. All right, right. Let's not, let's not, we can't repeat material. My body has gone cold. I can't wait till I fucking decompose. All right, right, shut up. No, you can't use the same.

That's the same punchline. It's so funny. My body's getting cold is pretty good. Should we do that? Is it too soon to do that? It's way too soon, Chris. I think we need a little bit more time. Stop.

That's way too. We shouldn't be doing what we're doing right now. We probably shouldn't do it ever, actually. I mean, I get it. We'll give it a year. How about a year? We'll revisit an evening. Okay, okay, okay, listeners, remind us in a year and then remind us in exactly one year from today.

September 22nd, 2020, 2024, also known as the release date, the official release date of Halo 3 ODST in 2009. But let's get on to some, oh, I forgot to mention this. There's this guy named Dushbag the Legendary who's been uploading some really dope clip compilation. You should definitely check that guy out. He's doing the Lord's work, doing some great shit. Thank you for fucking saying that because I keep forgetting. I kept forgetting too. But I wanted to make a note that I was just scrolling because I was looking for the Kanye,

or not the Kanye, the Kobe Bryant episode. And it showed up and I was like, yes, that's right. Great, dude, fucking fantastic. Because I would have forgot again. I would have forgot again too. Totally. Sorry, douchebag. Asshole.

His name on YouTube, douchebag, the legendary. Just specifically. so over there's a hundred videos right now this motherfucker's hustling he's hustling for us man we doing what we should have done bro guys we made a clip channel i think over a year ago yeah nothing on it and there's zero video zero video we might have to take the name i think really i was thinking of like i was i was thinking i was i was talking to him about it uh briefly it's like when we uh when we have a better idea of like how we'll settle because we're we're still in this we're still in this uh a Patreon boom right now with

getting used to this this new cycle of uploads. We're doing two episodes a week. It's been a boon for us. It's been great for everybody. But we want to make sure we've got enough to spread around. Because you know what?

I don't know. I'm not, I don't want to pay people badly. You know what I mean? Like that happens that happens too much in our sphere a lot. Like I remember that famous leafy thing

where he's $20 okay. And I really, I feel really strongly about that to the point where like, I won't pay somebody unless I can afford to pay them very well. And so we're trying to get to that point. But he's doing a good job.

I'd say, I'd say, like, within the next few months, we'll have some better idea of, like, how we'll get him on board in some way. Because he's really, he's hustling, man. And he's doing a great job. And we really appreciate it. Making us look really good in these clip compilations. The first one I see, the Star Tank highlights, Walt Jr. is a bigoted and sell.

Which I knew would be a clip. That's a great. That's a great one. So shout out to him. Hell yeah. Moving on. X. Chino Diablo XX wrote in.

He says, Hello, Four Eyes, Mongolian throat singer, and homunculus. I can't do that shit. I can't do that shit. Those guys that like suck big men.

Amazing. Amazing audio experience. He says, please excuse the early 2000s ass you Just disturbed in Mongolian throat sounds Please excuse the early 2000s ass username Have had it since that time period And I've been too lazy to change it Was just curious

When we the people could expect the full version of down with the dickness Would be released since we I've been excited about it Since I heard the extra hamlet for it Well listen, you got to build some hype You know what I mean? You can't just like put the episode out. Honestly, we've just keep, I keep forgetting.

But so I have time now, though. Thank fucking Christ. So I could get this, I could probably get this vocal track done tonight. Okay, tell you what. Tell you what. So I was going to just do it. Because I recorded the entire song already. Oh, you did it.

Oh, cool. I recorded the entire song fucking months ago. It's just been sitting in the chamber like a fucking cyanide tablet. I've followed up with you guys a few times and I know. Yeah. Yeah. I was like,

fuck it. I'm going to do it. But then I, it's on my laptop and I keep forgetting to just go to my laptop and transfer it. So that's the thing that has stopped me from doing it. So, okay. Okay,

I'm going to ask you guys right now, do you think you'll actually do it or should I just fucking release it myself? You should absolutely release it yourself. Okay. I just want to. Because I was like, I'll wait, but then I'm like,

I don't want to fucking love. I'll do it. Yeah. Okay. I can, Yeah, yeah, whatever. That's fine. If it's already done, like,

I'll happily do it, but if you guys, you guys, everybody has to be involved. No, he won't. No, he won't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't do it. I didn't do it.

I got a bone to pick. Hold on, no, no, no. It wasn't done. And I'm, I didn't do it, right? Hold on. But if you guys are like, go, we're going to record it. I'm like, all right, I guess I'll do it. I have something to say.

I have something to fucking say. Almost every fucking time. that we meet to record. It's always Kingston in the morning being like, you guys ready to go? And we're all like, yeah, all right, man, sure. And then Derek's, Derek will have something. It's like, yeah, I'll be ready in 15.

15 will pass. I will be in this fucking Riverside 15 minutes from then. Yes, that's true. And then Derek will come. And then you are always the last motherfucker in here, even though you're the first fucking person. Yes, because I'm the one that shoots it out and I wait for somebody to give me a response.

And I'm like, all right, cool. And I show up last. Because after everybody's there, I'll make sure I get there last. That's it. I know everyone's like, I'm the final piece. I show up at the end and I'm like, all right, cool. Now that everyone is here, I gave everybody ample time to not be here. I'm going to put nair in your toothpaste when I see you.

That's going to do nothing to me. That's going to strengthen my tongue. That's what it is going to give me a stiff tongue. Anyway, yeah, so that's so I mean, down with the dickness is done. All right. I'll get ready for that soon. I'll drop it. I promise it'll be out tomorrow.

If you're watching this in video format, nah, because I don't want to drop it. Okay, Tuesday, it'll be out, whatever date Tuesday is. It'll be out soon. Yes, is the point. I'm going to drop it on whatever Tuesday is. I didn't know you finish it.

That's fine. I just, because I recorded the, well, I recorded the entire thing. It just needs to be slightly mixed. Like, it's not even crazy. I just hope it actually sounds good because I haven't listened to the raw audio, but I'm sure it's ample for this fucking deep cover.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, come on. Oh, man, Jesus Christ. Thank you for the right in Chino Blade. Yeah. Chino Blade Chronicles. Let's see, let's see. Oh, bell up your ass. Wait, what is this?

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or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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hey, yo, after, hey, you guys. after CM Punk had a colossal meltdown backstage at AEW, I wanted to know what is the most intense public freakout, any of you, any you three as we have witnessed, in addition to that, if you have had any infamous, if you have had any infamous, any, wait, what is, this sentence is word.

What is you trying to say if we've ever had meltdowns? In addition to that, if you had to have an infamous public freakout, what would you do? Oh, I'd be naked running somewhere. Yeah, Viagra. Make sure you're fucking like completely hard. I would have, I would make my famous rhino pills and waffles breakfast. And I would run through the streets with a fucking, you know, a, you know, a rod there going on.

Yeah. My famous, my famous. Because I'm known for this. Yeah. You've had my famous rhino pills. You've had my famous rhino pills and waffles. I want to take a bunch of those pills and then just lay down. and just keep passing out

because all the blood leaves my body just stay hard for three hours and fall asleep it's crazy it's crazy to be that they sell that at gas stations yeah I didn't kill you so me and my friend we had the same experience

because one time this was in 2012 I was like fuck it I'm gonna see like I just want to see I just want to know if these are if they do anything so I was very scared because my eyesight, there was like this weird white after, like, if you move too suddenly, there was like motion blur, but it was white.

Oh, like a flashbang effect and like a Call Duty or something. I guess so, yeah. And it was like, what the fuck's wrong with my vision? So I was kind of scared, too scared to be like fucking like my, oh, like ready to go. Because obviously I took some shit that who knows God knows what's in it. And my friend at one point he did that. years later and he said he had the same fucking effect and then my thought was how are these still being sold like how are these is this just like a normal like should it at least say it on the

package that your eyesight's going to be fucked and then but you're good to go I guess but so I just recommend don't take uh I guess it doesn't need to be stated but still don't don't do it no gas station boner bills you got to take them and go fuck immediately I guess and I mean have you guys fucking tried gas station boner bills no exactly no yeah it's more of Like, so like, to me, it's always curiosity. I have, there used to be a thing called, um, it was before Extends. There was one called Insight. It was called Insight.

And there was that smiling Bob nigger that would, uh, he was like, oh, he's smiling Bob has wood or something shit. It was, it was stupid as fuck. And the sample pack, all you did was pay shipping. So they would send you a 30 day supply. And I was, I kind of bitched out. I, like, nibbled on one. And I was scared. And then so I just gave it to my friend Joe.

I nibbled. I like, you nibble. You nibble? Bid a fucking rabbit and got scared. I was like, I don't know what's it. You know these things are not, obviously they're not FDA approved. Yeah, yeah, there's fentanyl in those fucking things, man. Is you anything?

It's a pure thing. That's crazy. It's a fentany. Look, man, when my, when I don't know, I can just do like, you can just do the, like, because now the, the chemicals to Dallophon and, and whatever the other one, the Cialis and what's the other one called Vagra? Those can, you can get them over the counter now or you can just get them on a, like, Blue Choo,

fucking, hey, sponsors, Blue Choo. I would fucking try Blu if they sponsor us. I would, I'm going to take a bunch of those pills, and then I'm going to get a pocket pussy and break it. I'm going to take, like, three. Yeah. One of each, because I'm not going to do that to my girlfriend. I'm not going to do that to my wife.

I don't want to kill my wife, you know. I don't want my wife to be afraid to sleep with me ever again. you know, but I'm gonna get a bunch of those and get a flush light and blow that boy out. Blow that thing south. I don't know, man. If you do that. I would pay money, I would pay money for the opposite, honestly. To pay, I would pay money for reverse boner pills.

To make your pussy, to have a pussy to like to make your boner go inside your fucking body? To be like, to make, to make it. I'd be like, when, bro? When? When are I going to get that? Yeah, get this. Free me of this fucking plague, man. To where I got sick and I had like, I had real ED like actually not that long ago.

It was that real? It was like I got like something. You're just sick. That happens everybody. Like something was, I wasn't like like like oh, flu sick or whatever. I was just something just my body just crashed in a way that it almost felt like say because I felt good for like a week. I was like yo, I've had the most energy I've ever had. And for some reason it just like just crashed. I was like dead for it.

And then I literally was like, it was a fucking noodle. It was, it was terrifying. It's not a good feeling if you, because, you know, where you're just like, I'm not into it. I'm going to fuck. But this was like, I'm going to try. I'm going to focus. I'm like, there's naked body parts right in front of me and my dick is the softest it could ever be. It's kind of, it's actually kind of like.

It's kind of, it's kind of scary, dude. because then my mind was just like yo what if this is it what if like what if whatever does like what if this is the last boner I have I'm like I'm done the idea the idea of getting ED is so terrible to some people and for me I'm just like

yo whatever man I feel like if you if it sounds great when you it's kind of like the grass is greener thing I think it comes down to that because like once you have ED I feel like once you I think

because I think it's not you don't want E.D It's just you just don't want that urge. You want the curse gone. It's like how bald people feel. It's like the same thing with baldness where people are like, I wouldn't mind being bald and it's always the people who have hair who say that. Right. Yeah, so you're talking shit about me.

Yeah. They're like talking shit about me again directly. Hell yeah. It's like perfect. No, I mean, it's just true. It's objective. I say the same thing. It's like, I don't give a shit.

Like whatever. I would say the whole thing. Like, I would be like, if I go bald and like, well, I don't give a shit. I'll just shave my head and wear I have. Fucking, who cares. But like, I actually, I wouldn't mind. You know the only reason I don't shave my head anymore is because my, I think... Because it's gay.

I've, yeah. I've, uh... I've, uh, what is it? I've, uh, I've fluctuated and weight so much over, like, the past decade that my skin... Like, it's, uh, my skin, I have, my skin, it didn't, it didn't retract enough on my fucking head. So, like, I have, like... What the fuck are you talking about, man? You got a loose head skin?

I got loose head in literally So look at it Check this out You know when you see like a really fat person Lose weight way too fast so their skin doesn't like Are you saying the top of your head's like a dog's neck It's like what are you saying? Bro brother

Have you ever seen somebody in the back of their head Just have like fucking like wrinkles on it? Yeah I mean before Like I didn't used to have that I didn't used to have that But then I think I got like too big in like 2006 or something

That was just like graduated high school I had a lot of money and all I did was just eat shit every day to the point where my mom thought I think I might have said this before she thought it was on drugs or something because the way that I was sleeping was like I sounded like I was like dying I guess

and she would hear pass by my fucking door and she's like are you good and I'm like not I'm just I'm just eating way too much greasy shit Kingston do you remember that do you remember it was it Jalen's cousin who slept at our place? It sounds like thunder bro dude this dude

so I think it was Jalen's cousin and if I'm remembering correctly, or like a friend of Jaylins or something. But he came over to crash with us when we were living in the apartment that we lived in when we first started the podcast. It was the one on Olive, where we recorded in person.

And this dude, I woke up in the middle of the night to go get like something to drink out of the kitchen. And I thought sincerely that a fucking lion or something was like in our apartment. It sounded so beastil. That like I couldn't. I was like,

that's not a, if that's a person, they're dying. Yeah And it's like very well may be Because people like sleep apnea Are actually are killing themselves slowly Fucking good man Get the fuck out of here man

It's too loud It's bad dude Apparently You go ahead I started developing sleep apnea Until the point I started I started exercise Like literally it's like oh

You got to sleep at an elevator point I was like I bet And I literally immediately I'm doing that And now I'm back to normal Immediately I was like yeah I'm gonna do that I think that's what I'm kind of heading towards

exactly that's what you got I think that's kind of where I was at but how do we get to this sleepy shit what was the question it was something about fucking oh our public public freakouts are like what would you do I would say Kanye the most famous one dude

well say like how about like personally I think anything that we've like so I remember specifically this very I love this memory because it's such a it's such a core it's a core memory of how I think about the Bronx I was at a Burger King in on Meshule

like by Gun Hill Road in the Bronx. It was like I think my aunt took me. And we were just getting food. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing.

Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before.

Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem.

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but, like, I remember really liking Burger King when I was a fucking kid. Like, I don't know, there was something to, I fucking loved Burger King like a lot. And so I would go there, and then we were sitting and we were eating, and this dude comes up to the fucking counter, and he's like, yo, my fries are dirty. I don't know, like, what's going on? And I think I remember looking over, and it was, it was, You know how like sometimes you get a fry with like a black burn on it? Yeah. That's what he was talking about.

He was like, what's this fucking dirt on my fries? And the woman was just like trying to explain. And the dude like open hand fucking slapped the like everyone. Like and just crawled over the fucking thing and started breaking shit. I was like, yo, we got to get the fuck out of here. Over fries, dude. Over a fucking black burn mark on a French fry from Burger King. This is the Burger King of my Shula in the Bronx

I bet it's still there I bet it's still home to the fucking craziest fucking people in the world I never went back there again I ordered from there a lot though Yeah, I um there was a place that I feel like everybody has a place That they went to after they partied Or a kickback or whatever there was that one place

Usually it was 24 hours You know so ours was called A Moka salsa and there was a couple of um In our surrounding area And this one I want to both of them were very Actually, all of them. All of them were notorious for people getting fucked up.

This crazy fights, crazy fights, crazy freakouts and everything. So there's two things I want to mention. One thing was there was this entitled, dumb bitch that I wanted to just, I wanted to stomp. Because she came up after we all ordered. And, you know, we all had to wait. It was a shitload of people there, you know. And she's just like, yo, where the fuck's my food? Like, you can tell what she's like in high school or some shit.

And she was going to the work as like, how hard is your job? How fucking hard is your job? And I was like, I'm going to fucking smash the fuck out of this white bitch. Like she was so entitled. It was crazy. And so she actually ended up getting her food before us, which was like, I can't believe they fucking gave in. I was so angry because she was like yelling straight up. And I hope she's dead now.

But that was probably one of the ones that irritated me the most. I saw a bunch of fights that irritated me less, dude. There was a fucking guy rolling up in a Jeep playing racist country music saying the internet at the top of his lungs and looking at me. Because he's just being antagonistic on purpose. Like, oh, I'm so edgy and shit. And I'm just, I'm laughing because of how fucking fake the whole scenario looks, but it's happening right now. I was like this seems like some fake, like, I don't know if you've seen American History X. It was like there's the scene where, what's his name, Ethan Supply.

He's like driving in his van. He's like, my eyes are seeing the glass. glory of the trampoline at the zoo, we washed ourselves in Inwards Blood, you know, like just super racist song. And it was like that scene. Oh my God, I do remember that, yeah. And I'm like, this is happening right now. Like, this is, this isn't, this shouldn't be real in Southern California.

It's always food, man. It's always food. The chryshindo. We all eat food. That is very true. That's the point. The crescendo, and I just want to say that this wasn't a freak out, and I might have mentioned this before, but there's not very many black people in my, in my city.

and so there was a black I had braids and there was a black guy I guess that didn't go to my school with Dredge showed up and beat the fuck out of somebody at the Mok and then all of a sudden I'm getting text messages I'm home at 1 PM 1am yo dude I heard you just fuck somebody up

and I'm like what are you talking about yeah you fuck somebody up at Mokos off so I'm like bro I'm fucking home what do you what do you want about I get a call two days later some guy hey I know what you did it was like I know what you did last summer he's like I know what you did And I was like, and I was like, who the fuck is this?

So I know what you did? And I'm like, what the fuck did I do? And it was to the point where the guy, it was like I used fucking persuasion. Like I rolled of good, because he was like legitimately like he understood that I had no fucking clue he was talking about. And he's like, oh, all right. And he hung up. And then I realized, oh, that motherfucker was probably talking about that shit that I had no part of. And there was just people at my school saying,

spreading the shit where I'm like yeah I fucking Derek shattered some guys fucking orbit and I'm like what the fuck are you talking about you guys gonna get me killed you're about to go to jail for no reason you were about to go to jail and be in prison for no damn reason yeah I got behind the paddy wagon like

yo I was sleeping dude I cleared that shut up fast bro because of that very reason that there's gonna be some type of retaliation and I was like that was like dude that was not I don't have fucking dreads what he talking about I know you guys can't tell the fucking difference but damn.

I definitely fought some guy when I worked that Dunkin' Donuts one time she was saying she liked that to me and I was like... Do you say you fuck some guy? Wait, no. I said fought.

I didn't say fuck him. Oh, okay. Just making sure. I don't know that. Dude said some raisin shit to me at Dunkin' and I definitely fucked him. You fucked him?

I thought he fucked him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. That's a fucking crazy. Portsy. That's a dope-ass port scene, though. It's such an unromantic, it's such an unromantic place for that to happen.

I was like, I. Duncan Donuts sucks. Duncan Donuts really is not. Imagine you go to someone armed with racism. And then, like, 45 minutes later, you guys are in embrace in a bathroom because he just fuck, he fucked this shit out of you. And now you just lying on his chest because he just fucking showed you the world. How many interracial gay porn scenes are like that, though?

You gotta imagine that's probably gotta be like a handful. Well, I don't be watching gay porn like that, so I don't know. I don't know, but I just imagine out of sure odds, because the whole thing, like, because porn's like racist as fuck in the beginning. Like, the fact that there's even categories of like, this is ebony, this is interracial. I'm like, what the fuck is this? You don't say that for anything else. I mean, whatever. Backdoor Edward Lovers 4 is a good video because they made backdoor Endward Lovers 1.

one that's a real that's a real one three and four so I had to watch all three of them I'd watch all four of them from start

a fucking quadrology from start to the beginning wait did you read the novels wait wait so these are like white guys smashing black chicks

these are white guys letting black chicks don the blade and then smash them don the blade they dawn the blade themselves anyway

It's good videos, man. Good videos. Those guys get really humbled towards the end. It's really crazy. Okay. Anyway, I'll take it word for it. He says, he says,

Howdy, Hey, Jen, got a quick question for you all. Let's pretend none of you made any content and decided that, well, I don't have to pretend, really. That you wanted to start making some now.

Would it look any different than what is currently being created or would you give up before you even got started? I think it would look the same I would try to make this I would probably be in less of a I guess I would have less expectations to follow

a very specific formula but I don't think what I would be actually making would be that different yeah maybe the persona would be slightly different mine would be I would straight up I would straight up and the problem is not having enough of a budget to pay some money because I'm not going to do all the research

I've talked about this before doing the true crime content because they're There's no niggas in that space. They're not as a vacuum. It would be a good idea, dude. It would be very good. It's just I'm not, I know a lot of people, because I watch some of the stuff, and I know a lot of people are plagiarizing people's content.

And in that space, they don't give a fuck. They don't care. The people that are watching don't care about plagiarism. They just want to hear the same stories over and over. And I'll watch some people. And I'm like, you all are saying the same fucking thing. Like, you're not even writing different scripts. Oh, wow.

Yeah, it's like, oh, wow. this is the ninth video I've seen about BTK Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like it's, and it's the same exact, it's the same exact information. So I understand that's something that can be done, but I don't, obviously, I don't want to do that. I want, and I don't have the patience to write,

I've never been a script writer. I've always been bullets, bullet points. I just don't have the patience personally, like, I admire people that have the patience to write out of fucking script and then fucking nail it because it's just not how I, how I do it. And so, I would have to write a script for that shit.

Otherwise it wouldn't work. And then I'm like, fuck, I can't do it. I would have to find a partner that would be willing. Because the problem is, it would have to be one of those things where it's like, we're both coming into this where we're not making any fucking money yet. And then we grow and then make the money because like, but then it just feels wrong because I'm already in a position where I have somewhat of an audience. So it's technically not completely organic.

It's just one of those things where it's kind of weird, you know, where I can't just ask somebody to quote unquote intern, I guess. My problem is that, like, I don't think I'm interesting enough to make content. I think that when you're a content creator initially, you have to believe you have something that's enough to make content, right? Like, I think it's because of Twitter why I don't give a fuck is because on Twitter, no matter how much more I know about whatever I'm talking about than anyone else, it doesn't matter because people don't fucking absorb shit correctly at all anymore.

So I can make like a 25-hour video about something where I'm explaining it detail by detail. Every single aspect of it is informed and I feel like people still won't absorb what I'm talking about. I mean, so I'm just like, I can't do this. Let's not, let's not, let's not overestimate. You can't, you can't make a 25-hour video. I can't make a 25-hour video. I don't have that kind of focus.

But like, I'm referring to. No, it would be pointless. It would be like that would be like a 40 day movie where it's like, even if you did for some reason expend the energy to make that, it would be so not worth it and not good enough to justify it. Well, even I'm like you being a morbid idea of me, my explanation. No matter how well, I explained things, I wouldn't because I did, I feel like that what people don't really want substance anymore.

They want like, like, it's not like Well, they do, but they want conflict Because like somebody like Like, there's a YouTuber Like, like I can watch like some of the new videos like with Kai With Kai's like like AMP videos I watch some of them Some of them are funny

I think phantom is that funny I don't even know what that is They're like the um They're like them very popular like Like content creator house that live in they live in Atlanta now And I watch some of the content right And I think like they have moments They're pretty funny right

I hate content houses so much Some of it's funny I'm like well there's some funny moments And I guess And I can because they're most of them from the Bronx. I can relate to you guys. I remember you guys. I grew up in the same area as them.

But when I watched their content, I'm like, this is not really something like, I watch a clip and I'm like, I was kind of funny. And then if I go on a video, I'm like, oh, this is this. I don't, I don't know what they're talking about. It's like fucking family guy, dude. It's like it's only good out of context. Like, like, excuse me. Excuse me is one of the most popular motherfuckers on the planet.

I cannot tell you. I cannot tell you how low my respect for him intellectually is. I've never heard a dumber person in my life than XTC I'm pretty sure Like ever Like ever bro And he has tens of thousands Muffolk is watching him bro

Yeah he was kind of like right place right Right place right time you know Because kind of like if you think about Think about how good Chris I think it's I think it's just he's too stupid to doubt The fact that he You know what I mean

Like he's he's too dumb to even have the thought that... He's too dumb to know he's dumb. I guess. I guess it's more like a smart person would make the content that XQC makes to look at it and then they'd be

like, this is bad. I can't put this out. And then they would either stop or they would like understand that they don't deserve it or something. You know what I mean? But he's too stupid to understand that he doesn't deserve it. And so like he just continues and he's like, I don't know what call. I can't even do his fucking voice because it's impossible.

It's like, what is condensation, Chet. Chet, Chet, what is condensation, Chet? I don't understand what, what it happens? What do you mean what they're happening? I couldn't believe that he learned about condensation in his fucking late 20s. That blew my fucking mind. That was like, this is embarrassing.

I think kids like that shit, man. Like, it's great, because they're also stupid. Yeah, I know. Or maybe, or no, no, maybe it's the opposite. Maybe it's like they actually, they know what condensation is at the age of fucking 10. Oh, maybe.

And so they're able. And so they, watch, watch. Watching Xcc makes them feel smart. I just mean they like, I think they just like... I'm smarter than this fucking idiot. I don't think those kids are really absorbing. Like, because a lot of them, they watch streams. Like, they watch a lot of streams.

They're not absorbing what they're saying. They're on the fucking background. And they just, they just tune in and out. I think that's like that... It's like that video of Sneco when those kids came up to him. Bro, that is... That was only going to talk about. I will say, though, that Sneco is...

I will say that he, uh, they... Sneako is intelligible, at least. Like, you can understand what he's saying. He's still stupid. But the difference between him and I show speed and all that stuff is that he's trying to come off as an intellectual. And these kids are actually absorbing the shit that he's saying versus I show speed and XQZ. And they're just fucking just being loud and dumb. And then people are just finding entertaining, which I understand why a lot of people like this shit.

They just want to turn their fucking brains off. It's annoying to me But I get why Like they're just People are doing shit They're doing their homework They're fucking playing Fortnight or wherever the fuck they're playing

And then that shit's on in the background too It's great content for them That like oh It's I hate it I don't fucking like it But at the same time There's a part of me that's like

I wish I was I wish I had the drive to do it Because I could probably make a lot of fucking money I couldn't do it man I don't have the I don't have the heart to me. Yeah, yeah. We've been over this a million times. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. But, uh, sex QC. Anyway, whatever, let's move on. I think we answer. I think it was a chatterbate sex QC. You think that's real? Sex QC, that's a good idea. Yeah, I'm gonna check it out. Let's see if that's real. Let's, uh, she calls, uh, she calls, uh, she calls, what the fuck is that, is that? That looks like a reference. She calls me Massa Roden. He says, hello ladies. Hello, lads. Howdy lads? my question last month didn't get read

so here's a better one that hopefully you guys can answer I'm thinking about getting a tattoo I wanted for a couple of years since this is my first I thought I'd ask you guys if you have any tattoo horror stories so I can scare myself out

of following through with it also any advice for a first time would be much appreciated I mean that depends very very highly on where you're getting the tattoo I can't really give you any advice about it if I don't know where like if it's I have experience

with the shoulder and the wrist but everywhere else I don't fucking know but I will say I've had no bad experience at all. I say always do it. It doesn't really matter anymore. Like,

everywhere I go, motherfuckers in the service industry have tattoos on their fucking face. It's not, it's not like the 90s or 2000s anymore where people were like convinced that like, oh, if you got a tattoo, you would,

you'd never get a job again. There's obviously certain places where I still feel like you probably shouldn't, like face tattoos I feel like are just like really lame looking. I'm not into them, but I just like I've seen in the service industry that they're acceptable now. So I'm just saying even me

Even Face is more than it Much more now than it was before Now people can get that It was never Yeah that's acceptable It was never to now Acceptable

That's true That's to me like I go out quite a bit now Especially because I have to fucking I'm driving Jojo and shit So normally I would just be in my Termin it up in my house and shit Not seeing that many

Because now I go to fucking stores a lot You're also in Vegas to be Yeah, so, I mean, okay, if we're in the, if we're talking Midwest, obviously, like, South Dakota, yeah. Like, the way that it is, the way that the Midwest is, literally, though. Oh, dude, states, states by themselves are countries. Yeah, they literally are. Like, it's insane.

Like, even just Pennsylvania and New Jersey and New York, like, they're similar somewhat, but like, fuck, man, like, you can't pump your own gas in New Jersey. And, like, just other shit like that where it's like you, and they're so close to each other. And it blows your fucking mind how different they are. the dumb ass state rules. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, so yeah, fair enough to that.

So if you live somewhere. I mean, use your fucking own discretion, obviously, when it comes to that stuff. Like, don't be, I wouldn't say, I would not recommend you doing certain things, even when it comes to like. Don't get a slur. Don't get a slur on your face. Don't get a slur tattoo on your face. I would never tell someone not to get a tattoo on their face just because I don't like it. Probably not your face.

I would, I would never do that just to be like, I don't like it. So you shouldn't do it. I think that's retarded because. I don't know. I don't even like it. I think a face tattoo, I'm fucking, I'm, I'm, I'm fucking, I'm Caribbean, bro. So what reason would you have to tell someone not to, so what reason would you have to tell someone not to get a face tattoo? I'm just saying, look, here's the thing. I wouldn't say, I wouldn't tell somebody not to get a face tattoo, but I would in my brain laugh at the fact that they're doing it.

No, no, I would say maybe not the face. Maybe not the face. Like, I would be like, if they were asking me for advice, if they were asking me for advice, I would say, like, if it were me, I wouldn't get a face tattoo. but like you do you and fucking figure that out. That's exactly my point where it's like, yeah, I'm like, I wouldn't do it, but like fucking, if that's what you want to do, I ain't going to fucking stop you. That's just basically how I feel about it.

You know, like actually really nice tats. You know, like actually really nice ones. Yeah, you like Mike Tyson. That looks really cool, you know. Like, obviously I'm fucking. Dude, I don't even like. Mike Tyson has a great fucking. Dude, I don't even like having the same.

Like other ones. I don't even like. Mike Tyson's tat deals fucking awful. It's a tribal bullshit. Look like a duke in on his face. Dude, I don't even like having the same. I don't even have like having the same facial hair for too long Or the same like type of glasses for too long

So like I mean the idea of getting a A permanent fucking tattoo on my face is crazy I personally I personally I don't care about face tattoos for me I'm like I don't want that shit But I'm assuming this guy his first one's not gonna be on his face either Even though I have seen I have seen some Gen Z motherfuckers Doing that shit because they're crazy

But There is no there is no advice other than the only advice I would give you Is if you're gonna go through with it have some Tylenol That's the only advice I'll give you Not ibuprofen That's just gonna make you bleed more

But have some Have some acetamidophin To mitigate the pain a little bit It'll just help with the pain I would say be drunk when you get your tattoo I would say no be drunk Don't be drunk Don't be drunk

Don't thin your blood No no no No let's say Because what it does is it thins your blood It makes you calm You know like it And you know it's really cool Go do it

If you smell like alcohol the professional artist will not tattoo you. That's not true at all. All they need is a little bit more money. They'll do it. I would say they're not professional. They do it for a living, but I wouldn't call them pro. For me.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, don't get drunk. Don't get drunk. I did have one tattoo horror story because of that. And this was me not getting a professionally done from this guy, a friend of a friend. And I just wanted him to color in my biomechanics. You know, like I got some Terminator. type shit. And all he did was just use blue and he colored in like almost all of it to where it's

almost unintelligible. And I was drinking. And so I was kind of just not paying attention, having fun with my friends. And I'm like, I don't like this at all. I was like, holy shit. He even colored in some of the parts that are just supposed to be my skin. Like, you know, there's the parts that are ripped open. And there's just my black ass skin. And then there's like blue on the parts where it's supposed to be like, I'm like, what the fuck? And I'm like, okay, this guy was probably all fucked up to. These are my two things, right? Learn my lesson.

Face and hands. Hand tattoos, for some reason, they always fade for some reason. I don't know why. I don't know why they fade. I guess your hand sweat so much. I disagree. Well, they're the most exposed part of the... Not completely fine.

The only part that faded is the side. But I have, I know... This little piece right here. Yeah. And it faded for him. It might be bad ink. That's just bad ink. That's...

Because I have a... There's even like... Tatoes fade. Those are usually People's bodies just also processed Process the ink differently as well There's so much that goes into it There's a lot of factors

There's a lot of factors Yeah Like the pressure There's so many different things Like my Bioshock wrist tattoo Faded way quicker Than my uh My rise against tattoo on my shoulder

Even though like Because this is like just so thick And so like big And I assume it's like slightly different ink It's obviously a different way of A different artist So like there's a lot of different factors that go into that For example, my tally tattooed, uh, it faded a lot on my neck because my neck is so, I,

it's always constantly moving and shit. So the more you move your shit around, the more it's going to fade. So if you look from far, you can't, the same time as well. So, I'm here. So, I have, I have no tattoos. I need to get, I should have got mine touched up forever ago. I just lazy. I'm just lazy.

I'm gonna, you know what, you know what's crazy? One eventually. When, when you, I didn't know this. And I guess I, I, I should have known this in theory. I just never really thought that much about it. because I didn't, I, it never crossed my mind to even have it done in the first place. But when they do that laser tattoo removal, it like, you piss the ink out, apparently. Is that real?

I, I, I, I don't know anything about that, actually. Because, like, I don't think, it doesn't, like, actually, like, there's no way to just delete ink from your fucking body like that. What it does is, like, it pushes it. It's lasering off the layer of skin. That's what it's doing. It's not, like, well, no, because there's a layer of skin. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast, Smart.

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I think. I have one layer skin. I mean, that sounds, that sounds correct. That sounds correct to me, but I've literally never looked it up. I've never, because I thought it was. I thought it was a laser off a lot of your epidurals. Let me look it up. Yeah.

I am a, I just look at it, man, one life. I just have fun. I say like the, if you're, you, how you present yourself, if, like, if, like, if you're trying to be clean and cookie cutter for something specific that you know. No, that's the only way. Okay, cool. Other than that, I say just fucking navigate through your life and just weigh what's more important. Your freedom of expression or, you know, like, just weigh it.

Nah, bro, fuck that. Be a pussy bitch. Stay in the lines. To me, I was ever, bro, it's crazy to me how much things have changed because I remember back in 2009. So this was a year after the recession, right? And so I'm still trying to get a job. Jobs are still kind of hard. I'm just doing like, you know, little agency stuff.

And I, they called me for a phone interview for just to be a custodian at Disneyland. And I was like, oh, shit, this will be easy. Like, just cleaning up shit. Like, and then they're like, oh, do you have any tattoos on your, on your arms? I'm like, yeah, but, you know, just wear longsleeve. Like, oh, no, I'm sorry, we can't hire you. I'm like, what? What?

I was like, I didn't have any on my hands. I didn't have, it was just my arms. And I'm like, I can't just wear fucking long sleeve? Should I just lie. This whole thing where I'm like, wait, wait. So if it's like cold, Can I not wear, I don't understand the thing. Like, why is this?

So I just looked it up. So I just looked it up. So the treated ink is, but so, so, so, okay, here it is. The laser light causes the targeted skin to break up the ink. Your immune system metabolizes the ink and causes it to be absorbed through the bloodstream to the kidneys where it is excreted through urine and sweat. Oh shit. I didn't know that. Yeah, I didn't think, I didn't think about it.

I thought they burned it off literally. I've never even thought about it. That's kind of. Well, I knew that that wasn't. it because it's, I mean, I've had like scabs and like cuts on tattoos and like layers of like some layers of skin removed and the tattoo is fine. I mean, if you've had a big chunk, like when I had my fingernail ripped off and had a crater in my fucking finger, that's different. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It depends on the deepness. But like I knew it's like, it can't be like, because in order for it to

delete, in order for it to really burn through like that many layers of skin, it has to burn pretty fucking deep into your skin. It's probably going to be agonizing. It's got to be way more agonizing than it's worth, honestly. So like, I was like, I was like, I was like, Like, it's got to be something else. And, like, I learned that somebody said, like, yeah, you pee the ink out. I'm like, what? Did you see that juggalo that's been getting facial treatments? Oh, no.

Don't talk to me about jugglows. Don't bring them up ever. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Shaggy, too dope? The skinny one? He, uh, no, no, no. It would be hilarious, but he didn't.

He, for, I don't know the context. I'm assuming it's a cameo. That's the only reason why I think this would make sense. There was a video of him for like two minutes, talking shit about Ethan Ralph. Like he's... Who? It's Shaggy, too dope.

One of the insane clown posse guys. Are you fucking serious? Yes. That's amazing. I was like, how is this? I'm just assuming cameo. It didn't say like, oh, this is a cameo for this. But maybe it's just...

I'm just assuming because otherwise, how the fuck else would he know about this guy? How did he get on his radar? He's like calling him a... Like, he's calling him a PDF file and like an insane... You're going after fucking high school girls? You fucking like it's and I'm like, what is fucking happening? So great. This is grown at this guy's probably in his 50s or something with clown makeup shitting on.

There's this clown shitting on Ethan Ralph and it's fucking. I don't know if you'll be able to find it. I just, um, I saw the, uh, Andy Worski and that PPP guy. They, they were, they did a. a bunch of coverage on. They caught me up on the Ethan Ralph, the Ballad of Ethan Ralph. He's been a...

The ballad. He's catching some serious Ls right now, and it's so great. I really, Ethan Ralph is. He's just bearing all the sins for us, man. He really is. Man, I couldn't tell you how much of a dopamine rush I got

when I saw, like, that they, they're like, oh, we have fucking, like, three hours of, shit to cover and I was like yes I was like yes I want to hear it's my night's

free let's go I just don't understand how one could catch so many L's and just it's like at a certain point it's time to pack it up he's not because he's not like he's not mentally handicapped like Christian

that's the thing that's I understand why Chris Chan will never stop Christian is not self-aware Like, I don't get it But I don't want them to get it though It makes me very happy So I'll say that We got any other

Questions What's next, man I don't know Juggalos Ethan Ralph Chris Chan This is the most depressing episode ever Somebody's snit What you gotta get to look at

I don't like I don't I'm not a fan The same compost to be honest But uh I dated a job So I I Oh right

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Cerebral Halsey wrote in. He says, Hey, all, given the recent passing of the singer of Smash Mouth and Jimmy Buffett. Oh yeah,

forgot about him. Oh, did the Buffett just died? Yeah, he died in a Margaritaville. If you could bring five musicians back from the dead, who would they be?

Oh, easy. Okay, so we got Whitney Houston, we got Michael Jackson, we got Mac Miller, um, we got, uh,

who else? Come on, two more. Two more. Two more, bitch. Shake your head like me. That fucking. Mac Miller, you fucking.

You got Sinatra, I guess. I like I used. Sinatra, I guess. You're playing all these legends and then Mac Miller. Mac Miller, dude, Mac Miller in the hip-hop world is an extremely integral part to modern hip-hop. Do you think he's only, do you think he's really, do you think he's really, do you think he's really? That's crazy. I think about this.

I think about this sometimes. That's crazy you to say that. You say that. Why do you just agree? I don't agree. I just don't, I think he, I think everything he's been doing has been done. I, I don't get it. The modern, the whole modern wave to like, odd future.

Without him, odd future wouldn't be quite the same size as it is right now. Hugely important, including Tad of Creators impact on modern hip hop music. He's very influential at working with Vince Staples, a lot of the TDE group. I thought you just don't listen to Mac. So you're like, oh, he's made like some songs. Well, to be fair, I listened to him. Well, I'm not trying to sound like a hipster or whatever. I followed him before he blew up.

And I was a fan of him from kids into what he called when he died. I didn't like kids. I kind of fell off. I didn't like kids. I fell off as he got bigger. My whole thing that I just didn't like, I didn't, when I was listening to him back in the day, I, I didn't, I was like, oh, this guy's good. But I didn't, I didn't see anything special. That's just how I fell.

to his modern album. His last four albums are way better. Like from watching movies, swimming. I'm sure they are, man. It's iconic. I'm sure, I'm sure, to be fair, I'm sure they are. I just, I don't know, man. I've, I've heard like, I've just heard so many different. I'm like, it sounds like shit like that has always just been around to me. Who's fucking, what was that group that Joy Baddass used to be a part of? Pro era. Pro era. Like that, like, it just sounded like that shit to me. Like, it all sound like this shit. Like, it just been. around. No, I like, no, I like it. I just feel like that's completely separate of like Mac Miller, but it just like sounds like the same to me, like the same type of vibe. I wouldn't say, I would,

it's, it's definitely like so early, early Mac Miller and early most of that group, about people that came out like the 2012 10 era. They were rapping because a lot of people weren't really rapping at that time. People were like, fuck this corpse, man. Whatever, dude. Let's, okay. And last one, obviously be on like Marvin Gair's no Luther Vandros even though he didn't write most of his songs so are you sticking with are you sticking with wait wait wait so are you sticking with Michael Jackson

Whitney Whitney Houston Mac Miller Frank Sinatra Luther Vandross and Frank Sinatra yeah is that is that okay I would leave I would leave Frank Sinatra dead why why why

I love Franks Adler but like he he did it yeah he's great but like he also did everything, like he had a full life, he did everything that he had to do. Like, you know what I mean? Like, if he came back, if he came back, I feel like he would be stressed. He'd be like, God, fucking damn it. I just, I just got out. I had such a good life. And now I'm like thrust into this world where there's fucking VR two YouTubers and all the shit. How long did he die? How long did he died? You know? Frank Sinatra? Like 85. I don't remember. I have no idea. Frank Sinatra died in

1915 that came oh 1998 my brain was about to like I was living in a different reality you know what that would do to time bro you know what that would mean that would mean that that would mean that he was that would mean that he was like

ancient music dude he fucking that nigga was famous York that nigga was singing about look nothing like the New York we know that was yeah there was horse and carriages and shit He was singing, he was singing, he was singing, yeah, when he's saying New York, New York, he was talking about fucking Red Dead Redemption tier.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, um, oh my God. Yeah, I don't know. I, I'd probably, I would go, I think Amy Winehouse. Really? I think Amy Winehouse, I think, um, interesting. I keep going. I'll come.

Yeah, Amy Winehouse, I think Chester Bennington. That's a good one. Chris Cornell. Oh, you're taking mine. These are the ones that I'm thinking of. I think maybe. No, I mean, like, I'm just picking back in over those two. Salina.

Damn, I was just, fuck. I was just jamming out to Selena this morning, bro. And honestly, the fifth one I don't really care. I'm going to lose my Hispanic card. I would not bring back Selena, bro. You wouldn't bring back bitty-bibum, man? Come on. You're crazy.

She's so good. She had a bad rest of her career. She's so important to so many. That's possible for all these people, though. I know it's true. But no, but the thing is that it's possible, no,

not all of them. Because some of them, like you said, have had careers. No, it's possible. It's possible. How many?

No, no, no. It's not. Not Frank Sinatra, I guess. Give me an example of an artist. Not Michael Jackson. Not Whitney Houston. Not just a man.

Michael Jackson easily could have a fucking really bad career after he comes back. Michael Jackson has the most classic music on the planet. He knows. He can't have a bad game. Bring him back. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

Here's the thing. Bring it back in 2023. Yeah, he's not. He's gonna, it's gonna be awkward. I'm actually, I'm actually, I'm be honest because of all the allegations. I'm kind of glad he's dead. Like Michael can stop. He can come back to life and not make music anymore.

You're like, I'm alive again. I'm gonna go dittle or not dittle kids. It would be the point. Bringing them back. The whole point. But wouldn't you feel worse about it? Because then he's like, if it's true, then now he's just quietly, like, with, with no controversy, he's just quiet because he's not in the public eye anymore,

he's just molesting kids behind the closed doors. So that's one thing, right? But Selena, she died so young. She would come back as like a, what, like a 26-year-old? And she would make music again, right? And if she didn't make good music, I'd be like, dang, bro. You know how many of Black girls based their lives on being as good as her? But let's put it this way.

How many, I'm trying to think of, like, off the top of your head, if you can't think, because I can't think of any right now. But you could, maybe I'm just totally wrong. Some artists that completely overstayed their welcome. Like, there's fucking trash. Like, and not like, like, because. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart.

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That's a great example, actually. Number one. So you think it would be better if you like? died in the fire or something. Like in Eminem stopped in the music in 2010. He would have been immortal.

He would have been immortal. I didn't like you about that early time. He released that one versus Rihanna then. But if he would have stopped. I didn't like either. Dude,

he got, he was lazy then. Because he's just like if Eminem died in 2005, dude, he would be like a, he would be a borderline religious family. Wow.

He'd be like, yeah, he'd be like Tupac and Biggie for sure. It'd be crazy. Yeah. The whites would have, the whites would have real claims hip hop for real.

They'd have real claim. Dude. That's crazy. That's crazy to think that, like, he probably should have died. If he died during the Eminem show, if he would have dropped Eminem show, until, like, Collapse would have been his last hit, bro. Iconic. That would have been crazy.

It would be crazy. He kept going to fucked himself. Not ruined himself. He's like the study of a tape of NWA. He still. I don't know, man. It's, but, you know. I just, I got to say, man, in defense, in the small defense, I got to say, I just, I

I know I've brought this up many a times, but I really think Crack a Bottle is an excellent song. I think that is a fun song. I think it's an excellent. Let your body wobble. Don't act like a stodham model. Don't act like a sloppy model. You just hit the Lotto. Uh-oh, a bitch is popping in my Tahoe.

I think that song is fun. Listen to, listen to his fucking, I love, I love his, I think his flow is fucking excellent on that. I think his, the, I think it's just it is vintage, fun, M&M. Like I think it's perfect. I love that song. I love the fucking, uh, the beat. It's a perfect classic Dre beat. Uh, fucking Dr. Dre is a great on it. It's a bottle after bottle.

The money of the thing when you party. I think it's a fucking actual song. Let's get into. Smoking on a gram with that bumbley. I like, I know that word. I thought that song really. I'm the napon, the dawn. The bomb. I'm King Kong. Get rolled on. Wrepped up and rained on. I love that song, dude. I like forgot about Dre personally. Like a lot. I've been listening to that a lot lately. And I feel like, okay, that's like, great A shit, because that's like great A, like, where they're both on top of their game. I just, I just, I just, I just, I just want to say in defense, I don't want to say everything is trash that he's released. I think that was a little beacon of dopeness.

He is no longer, he is no longer good at making an album. Right. That's for sure. That's, that's, that is objectively true. Just not inspired. I just feel like he's old, you know. It's not inspired. person.

The only person But here's the thing No, because here's the thing too Because like you had Because what was it Did you see that Distrack that fucking

Oh my God What's his name? Oh my God It was like the worst Track I've ever heard In my fucking life It was like This really old rapper

Mel Mellie Mel something Oh Melly Mell of course Is that his name? Was it? Dude Mel did a disc track on who? On Eminem

Because he Dude I can't believe I will send this to you after the show. What did this happen? Dude, recently in the last, like, couple of months, I cannot believe,

because he, because I think Eminem, like, because Eminem put out, because Eminem put out a song with this, uh, younger new kid, um,

it's like to spotlight him. And he had a verse where he was just like making, like he was talking about like, we lost Millie Melteroids or something. Uh, and making, making fun of him a little bit. And he,

he, dude, you cannot fathom how bad. This track is. Oh, no. And to the point where it's like So I don't think it's just because he's old Because like even

Because there are people Because there are people who are old Who like were at at one point Like really big figures in that genre But like who have just fucked off Like I don't know if I want to watch this dude Eminem is no doubt worse than he used to be

Yeah But he is still so much better Than most of the people who have aged with him That it's kind of insane It's really fucking embarrassing There's only one artist There's only one artist There's two artists from old hip hop that can still make great albums.

There's only two of them. It's Nas. I know one of them. Knows, of course. The King of Diseases, one, two, and three. He made three. Not insane. Tart-topping albums, arguably two is better than I'matic.

People will argue me with that. King of these two is a better album than I'matic, and people will fight me for that. If I said that, my cousin's out of New York would beat my ass. If they were in this room, but I said that they'd beat the shit out of me. But I haven't heard that one, I guess. And Jay-Z, I think the only two people that are capable of making albums still from an era of time. I think people like Buster Rhymes still make good music. Anyone from the Wootenstein will jump on the track and make good songs.

But when it comes to making albums, the only people from that era time make albums as good as they used to be able to is Naz and J. That's it. I agree. I remember when Nause is way. I remember when Nas came back, I think, at 2012 with Life is Good. It was terrible. I was, Blowing away. I was, Kingston, Kingston. I wouldn't say it was terrible.

I thought his flow was fucking immaculate still. I just didn't like, I just think that. It was Kanye's fault. It was Kanye did not give him good things to rap on. I hate to say that Kanye, Kanye was going to make album with Nas and everybody was like, yo, this is going to be crazy. And then Kanye did what Kanye did. Two many things on this plate and fucked himself over.

Kingston, Kingston. I really, I don't know if I can wait. I can't wait. I need you to see, I need you to hear this Melly Mell track. I don't know. I need you to have respect for Mellie Mow. I don't want to think about this. Look, this is, I put it in the chat.

He's one of my heroes. If you look up Melly Mell diss M&M, it'll be like probably the first thing that comes up. As soon as you type in Mell, it's like autocompleats. Like, as soon as I saw, like, a thumbnail of a reaction, I was like, I don't know if I want to watch this. It's going to be, it's going to be so bad. I'm, like, scared to watch it. It is unironically, and I say this, I say it, it is worse than fucking MGKs. Like, by a lot.

MGK wasn't even that bad. No, I, well, I mean, that rap devil? Yeah. I actually, look, look, I don't even like MGK, but that's what I mean. Yeah. That's what I mean. a, what I would call a fair It's fine, yeah.

It was fine. But like, dude, it's... All right, let's hear it. I'm going to listen to it too. Are you haven't heard it yet? No. Oh, man.

Look, this is not great. You're out of your mind. This is not good. But this is, you got to admit, this is the old style of hip-hop. If you listen to this song, no, no, no.

This is like slick Rick rapping era of music. Like, this is like, Rick the ruler fucking A tribe called Quest Early Music And that's how he wraps And it's not a great style

For distant people But it's like how people With these people back in like the 90s In the 60s They're like all right Get up on here We're gonna both The um

Our emcees gonna be able to give us a beat And we're gonna just insult each other But you don't do that to Eminem First of all you don't make a distract Eminem That's like not what you do Yeah that gun dude That gun is fucking fire though. Dude, it's so fucking

loud and blown out and it's like, it's, it's, it's a place, it's so funny to be. You're calling to be. You're done. Yeah, he said something like you're the auto tune in the elevator of rap or something. I was like, what the fuck is this? No, he's not. What the fuck he's talking

about? That's what he said. I know. I know. Or something, or something like that. It was like, you're the, oh, you're, you're a, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're in the elevator of rap or something. That's sick. I'm like, what the fuck kind of sentence is this? The elevator of rap? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake M. Bata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum

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podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job. job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. What is going on? It's so, so bad I couldn't believe in what I heard it. It's, I don't, look, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I this is, this is, this is genuinely, this is, this is, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, hip-hop culture that I keep track of, is, is, I love, I love, I love, I love this stuff.

Dish tracks are fun. They're, when they're, when they're, when they're done by actual rappers. This is right, exactly, but they, I haven't heard a good disc track in, like, ever. Oh, it's been a long time, because, because where's, when's, when's the last last big beef though. Like, Like, it was Eminem and MGK

was the last one that I heard. That's not even a real beef though. It's not real, obviously, but it's, but it is the biggest one. It was big though. I would say before that

was probably pusha in fucking Drake, maybe. Even, it was pushing Drake. And then it was, the fact that Drake has got out of so many beefs

unscathed and one is hilarious. Yeah. Because it's funny because Drake is not a thug and he doesn't play to be a thug. So when everybody tries to be thuggish, he's like, bro,

I'm richer than you'll ever be. I get, more pussy than you. I make more money you ever be like it's not worth it. He fucking strippers without condoms and shit. No, he did it. That condom got popped, bro. He got sneak attack. He guys, how the fuck

do you know? I'm a fan of Drake. He talks about it. Because he said that. I mean, he can lie. I mean, he can lie. He can be like everybody else like fucking why would he do that? Because these people are stupid. Ask fucking, so, okay, one of the biggest superstars in the NBA right now, Zion Williamson.

This dumb motherfucker knocks up a fucking an escort too I'm like what is wrong with you He knocked him in an escort You sure? I know he's fucking He's fucking a porn star I mean same fucking difference bro

Yeah but he did not corrupt She's not pregnant bro He's not pregnant for him He did he did He's literally in a video Being like oh I'm excited to welcome in my new Whatever baby Because I know Zion doesn't have any kids

That whole thing is by him He got one pregnant This I'm talking about in the past few months Huh This motherfucker's an idiot And then there's another crazy broad That's claiming that A I was his main

I was his main beat That's what I was talking about Yeah like but like there was an other girl that he Like my point being Getting people pregnant and running away is really fun These superstars that know that all these type of women Just want is that very thing So then they're set for life

And then they somehow are not actually like bro I'm vasectomied out if I'm fucking these guys Can I be very real? Can I be very real? I'm fucking these guys One bring up one thing before you like move on Yeah yeah Should a girl poking a hole in a condom

be punishable in court I think it should be punishable Absolutely yeah I mean I think it is I think the only issue is I don't think it is It absolutely right It absolutely is

I don't think it is Kings and Kingston it is Here's the thing It's difficult to prove That's kind of the thing That's kind of the thing that you have to Because you have to be able to prove that there was intent to do that

You have to be able to prove that it wasn't just a defective condom That it wasn't just broken That it was genuinely the intent Or the intentional will of the woman to do it. And that's really hard to prove. So that is in some ways you're not wrong that it would be. Listen, guys.

It's ostensibly difficult to prove that, but it is illegal, objectively. If you're on video saying, like, I'm going to poke a hole in the condom and then it's like, that's, you're, you're done, dude. You lose that. You lose that. Cooked alive, bro. You're getting cooked. She is getting cooked alive. It's crazy.

But I want to ask, dude. So I brought up all these people. I didn't have a fifth one. I honestly don't care. Oh, yeah. Like those are the only people that I care to bring back. Why amy, why the confusion about Amy Winehouse?

Oh, okay, so I guess I'm personally, I've always been confused about the, uh, how much people liked Amy Winehouse, I guess internationally. Because I know like,

in the UK, people ride for their fucking artists. Um, but like internationally, like, I, I always, every time I even know somebody that I'm interested in working with,

uh, she, like, idolizes Amy, Winehouse and I'm like what where's her catalog like what did she do that

that like well where her chart topping things other than that rehab song like I didn't I didn't really hear her she had back to black she had Valerie

you know I'm no good is a great song she also did some I did she do stuff with I feel like she did stuff with like these really old she had, like, what Lady Gaga did with Tony Bennett before he died when they were doing all those like, those, um, I guess this is my, this is my point, um, like the way that, I guess the way that she's revered. Even people were saying, oh, she's a part of the 27 year old curse. Like, uh, Janice Jop. Yeah, Janice Joplin. Janice Joplin and Joplin, Yadaada. Um, she's ever been as weird to me. And, and the thing is when, when they're talking about these people, I'm like, well, these people are fucking like, like, legendary. And, the amount of records that they sold.

And then when I hear Amy Winehouse, I'm like, now I said, this is maybe just a complete me thing. But I've just never felt, I've felt that like people talk about her. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. More than her music has truly resonated with me. I don't even hear a shit on the radio ever. Ever. Like literally, and I listen to radio every fucking morning now. They don't play music like that anymore.

No, like, no, I listen. Like, radio stations, like I'm just, I literally was just listening to Selena on the radio. You know what I mean? You're just in a Selena on the radio in Nevada and near Southern California. California. Brother, No, what I'm saying is I'm listening to a pop station that plays new hits and old hits. And I'm listening, I have two pop stations on my, on my presets.

I think is that like this, right? She never really, yeah, yeah, I've been driving for seven months on listening to radio. I've never heard one time. I can't argue because, first of all, I don't listen to radio. The fact that radio, people, in fact, people listen to the radio to me in general is madness. No, it's madness until you fucking commute to work. That's the thing. I stop listening to the radio until.

I started driving Joe to work. That's true. And now, like, I'm kind of queued in. I do what I don't do. Right. I completely stop at least on the radio. Like, 100%. Other than it's just easier to not

plug in my phone or have my Bluetooth. I don't give a fuck. It's just on and then press a button, right? But my point being, like, I, even in any setting, I just don't see anything of her in that way.

And I just always found a bizarre. I'm like, is it just me? Because I feel like, I'm like, I don't get it. I almost feel like I'm being gaslit into being like she's like this superstar but she's not. It's what happened is that she got snuffed out really fucking early.

And she was like she was doing a lot of, she was doing a lot of performing like live. A lot of what she was doing wasn't really like, she wasn't sitting and recording music a lot. She was going out and kind of performing. And it was getting the attention of other like musicians and producing. Like this is fucking crazy.

Yeah. That's what she's known for more as being like, kind of like the musicians musician you know what I mean like almost like almost like you almost like like almost like you know how like certain rap like there are certain rappers who are arguably like more famous two rappers than they are two general audience that's totally fair that's totally fair that's totally nice is that great example it's totally fair because he's not his numbers do not like compare even though he's like infinitely better than drake or something like you know like it's i i understand i i get that that actually makes a lot of sense in that context and it's clarifying i'm not

even knocking her talent. I'm just, I'm just talking about the star power. Yeah, because obviously she's talented as shit. Yeah, honestly, that rehab song is probably like my least favorite one that she, that's funny. Because I never, I never really, that's not my thing. I was like, oh, that song's alright. It's very, it's very jassy. It's almost like fallout radio in some way where it feels like weirdly timeless.

Yeah. It feels like a lot of it's like, you know, you know I'm no good is fucking awesome. And love, love is a losing game is a great one too. But, uh, yeah, I mean, she just, she doesn't have a lot of material, but I think it just it hit really hard and then she fucking died. Which is super

fucking sad. But that's but that's why, that's my main reason why I think I would bring her back is because she hits so hard and then she left so quick. Yeah, she still has a lot to offer. That's true. The same way Selena, those ones have a chance to ruin their careers. It makes me sad. I think they like so at least Selena

put out these fucking like iconic songs that are undeniable. So to that point where I feel like she can't ruin her career. It's like, it's like Whitney Houston's still performing that Christmas shit. She can't hit those fucking high notes anymore. No, Whitney, Whitney.

But she still has that legacy, though. But Whitney's also been making music for 30 years before she died. Selena became popular, truly popular, three years before she died. Truly popular if she died. And then she died and she became iconic. Trust me, bro. I live with a Mexican.

I am Puerto Rican. My sister loves Selena more. Like, it's Lydia Gora Estefan is the first one in my house. And then Selena, then Celia Cruz. Those motherfuckers were played so much in my house growing up that it made me upset. Now, Selena was the goat because I live with, you know, we're all young. We're all young, Hispanic step sisters. And the fucking movie came out after and shit.

I think, I think, is, is, what's his name, Pena? What something? Pena is he in that movie? Fuck, who's that actor? He's the guy that was in Freakinside and Delivered. Michael, Pena? Mike Pena. There we go.

I think he was in there. I think he was a brother or something. He might have been one of the brothers. Fuck, man. I haven't seen that movie so long. Anyway, whatever. No, I feel like she had, her catalog is good enough to where, I feel like at a certain point when your catalog is just so good that you can't fuck it up.

But it's not English music that makes it so good. She had one English album, the one that's famous. That's it. but that's what I mean those those songs have like obviously all of a dude she has fucking like huge English ballads

she has like that literally just came on the radio they have they have a lot here's what I would say I think she but I think she has I think she would have a lot to give still

is that that's kind of the point potential to do more I don't think she has like you're more on the class half empty and I'm more on the glass half full I think she has way more hits to give also let's be fucking real Yeah.

Like, Kirk Cobain, if he just continued, he probably wouldn't be a legend. I'm actually glad he died. Not in the same way. Not in the same way because there's a good chance. You know what? That's probably true. That's probably true for a lot of people. Dude, that's probably true for a lot of people.

Think about the people. Like, I mean, we talked about it with Eminem earlier, literally, where it's like, dude, like, I mean, I don't know. There is a point where, like, sometimes you just kind of run out. But that's still like, I don't know, man. If Eminem died before, like, the Eminem show or something, that would suck. That would have sucked. It would be cool with, like, a bunch of, you know, like, when a bunch of LGBT people were angry at him, because obviously, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Marshall Mathers LP has a lot of homophobic shit in it.

And, like, what if he, if Eminem died before Kill you came out, that would have been such a loss. That would have been insane. I love it. That's a year and a half later, bro. I know. That's what I'm saying. That's basically what happened to fucking Amy Whitehouse is what I'm saying. That's true. So like, yeah, I don't know. The Marshall Mothers LP is fucking is still one of the funest albums to.

Why he is one of the greatest. The fact that that's his second album is insane. It's like that it's his second album. That's how I'm like, all right, dude. And it's hard. To be fair, man, that's a fucking, what a fucking album to follow up on. Jesus. Like, that is hard.

That is such, that's why like somebody like Metallica where. they're, you know, if you're a thrash fan, it's all about Master of Puppets and then, like, Ride the Lightning or something. But then... Ride the Lightning is such a good song. But I would say, fucking, I would say objectively, and I feel like most people have come around

that their Black album. Their 91 Black album is the best thing they've done, which is insane where fucking decades later, they already had some shit that was considered, like, godworthy. And then they just changed up their sound a little bit. And I'm like, this is brilliant songwriting, which is a hard thing to do.

And to that point, I wanted to say why I'm glad. It's stupid to say why I'm glad Kirkob died. I'm just saying I'm content with him being gone because Foo Fighters. And Foo Fighters, after Taylor Hopkins, dude, this new album is fucking good. Wait, what? Really? Yeah, it's really good.

I was fucking, did you listen to it? No, I fell off them kind of hard. So they released, so I fell off of them after a while too because I'm like, just another Food Fighters album, but I feel like there's been a revamping of... Is their newest one? Yeah, so look at the song that they're single. I forgot what it's called, but it's like,

Kings and Queens and dun, it's a really, it's actually, it's really good. I was actually really surprised. The new album is, but here we are? Yeah, that's it. And this is post their drummer Taylor Hopkins. Oh, yeah, that's right. Or Harkins, or I might be saying the name wrong.

Yeah, I don't know. I watched, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, listen to some of the stuff that they came out with somewhat recently, and I was like, I'm not really feeling, I, I can't remember the last time I really vibed with Food Fighters really. They were, they were never, like, one of my favorite, like, I like, I like, one of my favorite, like, I like, this is like guitar hero, you know what I mean? Yeah, I love Food Fighter. I think they have a lot of, um, like, I've never, I've never liked their albums front to back, but I think they have a lot of great singles. Exactly, right, exactly. Yeah, like, that's how I feel about it, too. Like the pretenders fucking... The pretender is so good. Like, it's unreal, but that's really the last song that I remember vibing with

like, like truly. This song is called Rescued, the one that I would say specifically, so it just dropped like a, like maybe a few months ago, the album, but like the song rescued, I really, I'm like, oh, this is like a great vibe and it's

just interesting, like, how old this band is and usually at this point in a person's in a band's career or an artist career, I'm not expecting anything from them anymore. Like, two decades later, I'm not expecting you to release great shit anymore. Yeah, exactly. But the fact that, like,

I was like, I was pleasantly surprised hearing it, and hearing it on the radio is how I've heard it. And I was like, this song's fucking good. I like this song. That's how I feel about a, about Rise, where it's like, because their first several albums were so good.

And the rest of them are still good, too. but it's like, I know for, you're not. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go take,

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Mm-hmm. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed. Dede's sponsored jobs. You're not topping this one. Yeah. You're like, you're not, she died at 24.

No chance in hell. Right. No, she wasn't even 24 yet. She was going to be 24 and two weeks at 23 years old. Are we talking about Selena? Can we talk about how beautiful she, bro? She was gorgeous, man. Selena?

Selena was stunning looking, bro. I mean, that's, I never really remember. That's the package of like great voice. She was just beautiful. I was like, damn, she was,

she was pretty. I mean, that's, that's what it all comes down to, man. She had the cake, bro. She was caked up. If you don't have, it's fucked up that like, she's beautiful.

Beauty really does. I really never thought about that. It just sucks that beauty really, it will thrust you into the spotlight faster than anything. Because there's a, there's a million great singers and then it's like you. I think it's, I think intelligence does,

but you got to move, you got to move smart. But beauty, beauty will get you looked at. I think if you move smart, you move smart. Exactly my point. Yeah.

There are going to be a thousand people singing the exact same, but the one that people are going to graduate toys. Even men, even men. Just look at artists on average, man. Are artists on average? Yes. Many of them are great looking guys, man. Very, very rich.

Famous artists, a lot of them are beautiful. I'm talking about, like, famous. I'm talking about famous. The guys look good too. I don't think so, man. I think movie stars definitely. I think he thinks he's thinking like, oh, Louise Guzman or something. Stop.

How many, name, name, name right now for real, for real, for real, for real. Name me five gorgeous male artists right now. I can't say gorgeous because I don't really think men are, I don't really think men are gorgeous. So like a really good looking guy and look, it's probably going to be subjected to some people, but I think like, I think Justin Bieber is objectively a good looking dude. I think at the time it became famous, he was the, he was the girls. I think it looks way better now.

I think it looks way better now. Like as an mature. No, no, no, no. No, but at the time when he became famous, he was what. all the little girls were looking, where he was that kind of guy. Right. So I agree.

Yes. But I see like, I seen him, because YouTube was trying to shove this thing down. Because he's like a drug addict now. He looks like a drug addict now. I mean, because I saw this thing on YouTube,

they were promoting their originals and he was like getting married to some chick or something. And I was like, he just looks like a good looking grown ass man. He looks like Cobain before. Yeah, they're all, I just agree. I totally disagree,

but okay. All these people are like very conventionally, conventionally good looking. Yeah. Like, I think, like, just... Like, I would name, like, Timberlake. Timberlake. I mean, of course.

He's, he's attractive, man. I'm just trying to think... I don't know many... Charlie Puth, Charlie Puth, Zane, Jason Derulo, fucking... All these people, like, I mean... I mean, you couldn't be ugly and be an R&B. Like, you weren't going to make it. That's true.

That's impossible. Yeah, it was impossible. Let's get Luta Vandros. Lutta Vandross. He was... He was fat, but he was pulling him, bro. Old school, bro. old school. But then once once once you enter the 90s,

like you can only get so far even like say someone like Joe he was like not Joe was one of the greatest fucking singers of all time but he just couldn't he just couldn't really break through as far as he had that one song I want to know I want to know what turns you on

like yeah I wonder why Joe didn't break into the fucking Joe he was Joe fucking Ciscoe he was riding an asshole he was surfing bitches what a fucking idiot comic dude like like oh like and now introducing the ladies This pop sensation.

Chris. I agree with you, dude. I agree. I mean, moron. You got to change. You got to do something, man. I could not agree. Like,

I could not agree more because everybody else in R&B had a smooth name. Brian McKnight, man. Casey and Jojo, fucking Drew Hill. Like, there was like names that actually sounded a little smooth. This nigga was just like, Hi, it's me Joe.

Me, Joe. My single R&B. Joe is a fan. He has one of the best fucking voices, man. And but I just feel like, number one, he wasn't the best looking guy. I think he's still a good looking guy. But, like, I also think the same thing about, like, Seal. Seal is fucking hideous.

Seal is, but like, so he couldn't stay on that long. His voice could only do so much. Is Seal hideous? Yes. I don't remember what Seal looks like. Okay, that's maybe rude of me to say. I don't think he's hideous. I just think he's not what you would call conventionally attractive.

Seale was good looking to women. I think men can't understand why he's been looking. I think if you look at him long enough. Pitch black, fucking phantom black human. But he's tall. He's muscular. Seal looks like, see, yeah, it's the scars. The acne scars are crazy.

Seal looks like he. No, no, those are acne scars, bro. Those are tribal scars. What are those fucking, like, trench scars? You fucking trap-mo and shit? What the fucking you're talking about? Scars. Seale looks like he's evolving into Willem Defoe at all times.

It's crazy. Because Lily thinks Seal's good looking. And I don't like, how do you think he's good looking? Fair enough. I honestly think he looks fine. Outside of the scars. And you got to be real, though, at least. I'm being hyperbolic.

To be fair to him. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embedda, we discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together.

It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

Right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed?

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He looks like a main character in like Battlestar Galagia or something. We're like, it'd be like, this is dope to see this person. He looks like, he's like, dude, he married a model, got her pregnant a bunch. He looks like Wayne Brady and Lance Reddick fused into a scarred person. Hell yeah, dude. You know, like. If Wayne Brady and Lance Redick somehow combined their level of black into one person. Do you know what I mean?

That's a dangerous human, man. You know what I mean, right? I feel like that's a pretty accurate comparison point, honestly. That's not bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't get it. Like my girlfriend, Lily thinks, I don't think Chadrick Bowman was that good looking, right? I think he was a fine-looking guy.

I think... Every woman I ask is like he's one of the most handsome men ever. Chad doesn't make a good-looking guy. I think he's very handsome. I think he's fine-looking. I didn't think he was, like, gorgeous. Because, like, Lily thinks he's better looking like Michael B. Jordan. Like, she thinks he's fucking gorgeous.

I think I would put them on the same level. I kind of think he has, too, to be honest. I think Michael B. Jordan has more of this boyish charm to him. I think Chadwick-Bosman has more of a mannish look. I think it's kind of like what you're into. I'm just looking at them objectively. Chadwick Boseman, to me, looks more, like, unique. Like, I think Michael B. Jordan looks like...

Looks like a basketball. Like, a million people that I've met. Yeah. Like, sincerely. Like, Chadwick Rosen looks... I know, but, like, it's sincere. Like, it's, like, it's like, same way I feel about Megan Fox. Where, like, I look at Megan Fox, it's like, she's attractive, I guess, but she's also, like,

incredibly generic. To the point where, to the point where, like, it doesn't do anything for me. It's like, okay, that's an attractive woman. Remember when she was unique looking? No, I don't remember that. I do. When she wasn't, like, she wasn't blonde? I thought she was very.

She wasn't like fair, fair skin She always looked like everybody I've seen on, everybody I would see on a magazine looked like Megan Fox to me. Like it did not, it did not break through to me at all. I, I, I liked her in Transformers. I thought you was very attractive in that, but I think it was also because

she didn't talk a lot in that kind of like... Dude, her in Mortal Kombat's crazy. I know we talked about it last time but like... Yeah. Did we talk about it last time? We did, right? We mentioned it a little bit. It's not, it's not. It's not It's kind of embarrassing. Apparently, she clapped back, but I have not.

Does it mean we're bad people? She clapped back? I have to see that. I haven't seen it. I've just seen that they said, oh, she clapped back at the trolls, and I'm like, I need to watch this later. I don't know what I have no idea what she said or wrote or anything. Megan Fox perfectly responds to Mortal Kombat One backlash.

What is it? Let me see. God, why all these websites have these stupid fucking pop-ups? Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. What does she say? You're gay. You suck.

I'm gonna kill you. Okay, I guess Is it, what the fuck? At least I'm hot. Okay, on her Instagram, the Transformers actress posted the message. I actually can't believe I'm voice acting character in Mortal Kombat 1. Now all you grumpy trolls in the comments can't execute a fatality on me. What?

Oh, that's what she said? I mean, I guess she's fine with it, I guess? Yeah, I guess she's like. All right, okay. You know what I would say? I think that almost further proves that like Ed Boone wants shitty voice acting. Yeah, I think so too, yeah Like it just

It does create more buzz It does create it does create buzz It does create buzz It maybe there's like He thinks there's like a B movie charm to it Which is probably accurate for Mortal Kombat Because Mortal Kombat is so fucking stupid That's very true

That you have to kind of not take it super seriously The fighting is absolutely stupid But if you get pat like In a universe where like they took all the gay ass Fatalities and all that shit Because I think that shit it's Eight year old me thinks that shit is awesome I as in a grown-ass adult

I really personally it still looks visually impressive but I don't care about it I actually do like the world that has been built in the PS2 era when they started really fleshing out the worlds it's actually really compelling

it's really fun it's actually a huge universe like a plane spreading a plane's like wide story of like worlds and characters and stuff now if you get past that other the bloody bullet because I'm just Like as an old man, as a 35 year old, I'm like, when I see the fatalities, usually that come at the end of the trailers when they're promoting the shit, I'm like, it's so stupid. It's so silly. It's so silly.

It's so like, this motherfucker's crazy for me. It's like, this motherfucker got stabbed in the head, slammed his back broken. He gets up and keeps fighting. And I'm like, bro. That's not possible. I really didn't like when they put those things in the things because there's like the, there's like a, there's like a, so. I love that. I thought the x-rays.

I thought the x-rays. They had like, so there was like a crushing blow and a fatal blow. This man's ribs are gone. Yeah. And he's still fighting.

The crushing blows were stupider because it would be usually at a, if you counter correctly or something. So this could be at any time in the match. We got to do that X amount of things. And then eventually they happen.

The fatal blow, you would have to build up meter, which is the X-ray. And so, and that's usually the X-ray, made somewhat sense because the way you build the meter where it's either you know the person's at the end of their life

so it makes sense to execute it and they're going to be dead anyway or you've been getting your ass beat so much now you can have an advantage to try to catch up so I get it it's like a super combo but yeah it just looks visually impressive stupid in theory of course like I don't think I don't know anybody that's like what do you

I don't think anybody would agree with what we're saying right now it would be silly for people like you're fucking What are you talking about? It's so fucking awesome. I'm like, look, dude. See a Cassie cage hits somebody in the balls with a gun, their balls pop,

then she shoots them in both their kneecaps in their head. And then that person proceeds to get up and fight her and beat her in a fight. And still win. Insane to me, dude. I don't know. I guess I'm just old because I'm a street fighter player. I'm mostly a street fighter player. Like I got Mortal Kombat,

obviously. Because, you know, and look, I stand by this, right? I be talking about this shit. People think I'm crazy. I've been saying this since I was like 11 and everybody thinks so crazy.

I would fuck Molina. Everybody's like, no. I'm like, what? Who say not? Who say no? She may have a monstrous jaw. She may have a maw. But so what?

Hey, anyone who says no, they're not real fans in Mortal Kombat because they're not horny enough. That's true. That's true. There is a dedicated, rabid fan base of people that every time Melina is not in Mortal Kombat immediately they are upset if you go in Ed Boone I'm saying I'm I stand by that I stand on that shit where's Malina where the fuck's Malina she got a better body than fucking Katana in fact I'd go as far to argue so you know what happened why people got so

obsessed with Molina it was because of mk9 the reboot so mk9 this was pure misogyny and I'm I was all for it that pink they fucking all of the chicks had G tits or triple Ds or whatever all of them they were were massive tits and they all had abs and shit. It was the most ridiculous. Like, I'm a fucking pervert when I'm playing games. Like, my balder's gate, all the women are nude

and then the guys have armor. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm a fucking degenerate. But even I was playing Mortal Kombat 9, and I'm like, all right, come on, dude. This is a little much. Their tits are so big. But Melina, she has a costume in the story mode where she's just

wrapped in a little piece of like cloth, like almost like she's a mummy. just covering the bits, and that just did it. That fucking, that fucked everyone up. They were like, they became obsessed with Molina. And, yeah, it's all she wrote. Anyway, we got two, let's do two quick ones. All right, yeah, let's get it.

Wait a minute. I just had it. Okay, Zach wrote it and he says, Hey there, boys. Just want to know if you have a certain, weirdly specific memory of playing a game and a song that make no sense. sense together. For example, a friend of mine used to

Blair Chain Hang Low by Chingy every time we play Dead Rising to the point where it's become an unconscious connection every time I play the original Ted Rising. So I have the perfect one already. I love this because I actually have an answer to it. Immediately, I thought of it. Go ahead, Chris. Go ahead. Let's see yours. No, you do yours.

So for me, there's a song called She Will by Little Wayne and Drake. Like then again, maybe she will. Pop it for the realist motherfuckers in the game right now. And me and my best friend would hear that song and play Resident Evil 5. I think of

the couple of songs playing. And it's the most, it's, I have memories of beating a shut of Weston because we'd play the game so much. We got infinite rocket launchers. And we would shoot Weskin to the point he wouldn't get up anymore. The long as we had him on the floor was like half an hour. He was just kind of kneel

in position for half an hour. Seven minutes. We were just listening to Drake. We've skipped cutscenes in that game. I've done everything. That was game. I played I played that game the most filthily. Bro, I can't wait for the remake.

I can't wait. It's going to be crazy. It's going to be crazy. Can't wait to see the great graphics on the black skin, dude, and just Chris just punch in the shit of these Africans. I'm going to be saying the most...

I got to stream that game on kick because I want to be saying the most wild shit while I'm playing that game, bro. You would be welcome there with it. I'll be saying shit that'll get me canceled for real. Yeah, With open arms, you'd be welcome there. Welcome.

Welcome home, sweetie. That's awesome. Yeah. Embrace me. I'm like, yay! I have a lot of memories of going over my friend's house. I didn't have an Xbox at the time and be playing. My neighbors would be, sorry, my friends would be playing Halo.

And at that time, you could put your, the music that you had stored in your Xbox, you could just play it, right? So, they'd be playing Halo. And. fucking corn's greatest hits was on that and so I have vivid memory of us specifically talking about that fucking now wear it up while they're fucking plaguing and then to that it's burned in my memory to this day and somehow it led to a conversation of and I think I might have even talked about this on the podcast before just making a scenario like somehow you're you're

fucking a girl from behind and she's like loving it but then she like kind of goes silent and turns around and it turns into Jonathan Davis singing that song and that was like that birth in that fucking scenario. I'm just just dude my sense of humor has not changed one Iota. It's the exact same is when I was fucking however young I was when that shit came out. That's so funny. It's this I think of the same stuff. Yeah, dude. I don't know man. I have. Fuck but. So I associate, I mean, the specific game is, is ape escape, but it extends to basically everything on the PlayStation 1. It extends to crash team racing, it expense to Crash Bandicoots, Spiro, fucking all these random...

The entire PS1 catalog reminds me of Mark Anthony. Like, all the fucking time, because, like, there was... I had my TV in the living room for a while. Yeah. Or, like, because I wasn't allowed to have it in my room. At a certain point, they were okay with that. But, so I would play video games in the living room. And so I would play it on low, I would have low volume or whatever, and I'd be playing my PS1.

I'd be playing like, I don't know, Crash Team Racing or fucking Ape Escape, very specifically Ape Escape, I remember this. And my parents would just be blasting Mark Anthony while they cleaned. And so, like, specifically Need to Know by Mark Anthony, is, reminds me of Ape Escape and reminds me of Need to Know. Every time I see it, every time I play it. I even did it recently just to try it out and blasting him at the same time. It was a fucking wild time trip.

You know what's crazy. Good song. Good song. bad association with. What's the name of the song is like? Ah, baby, oh, yes, soy. And Leonardo, yes, soy. It's the freaking

Fast and the Furious song. Oh, I don't know. Oh, okay, I know what you're talking about. That song and Super Smash Bros. Melee have really bad association for me because I'm from the Bronx and every fucking Latino played that song. It's, dude, it's crazy how music.

I hate that song so much. Music, music really is like a really good tool for remembrance. 1,000% that is sent. Yeah, sent 100%. But like I think like I have so many weird associations because of like certain pieces of iconography and music paired together that I remember like I have a really bad memory, but there are certain things I remember really, really vividly specifically because a certain song is playing along with juxtaposed with a very specific thing that makes no sense.

Like I think I talked about this before, but Las Las ketchup, the ketchup song. Do you know that song? No. I do know it. I said a hey. Ha, the hey. That fucking song is forever associated with Harry Potter to me. I don't fucking, I don't know why. The proud family

is associated with Halloween. Don't know why. Interesting. Don't know why. Fucking Spider-Man. The original Spider-Man, 2001, deeply associated with fucking story of a girl by nine days. Because these were the songs that were like playing on the radio when like my parents would be driving me to school And so I would be playing with I would be thinking about Spider-Man

I would be playing with like an action figure like in the car waiting to get to school The song would show up and it would be like key memory unlocked Okay Immediately because like why because these don't work together at all I don't belong I've been trying to get one out of my head Because the Batman Forever soundtrack It's pretty good It had some bangers on.

I had a kiss from a rose. Oh, that's right. It did. I totally forgot. It had a, this is my introduction to, um, to, uh, to the offspring. Because they did a cover by the damned called a smash it up. And it's like a way faster version. And that song, oh my God.

That was like my awakening to like faster music. And, uh, so a lot of times when I'm thinking of Batman, I'm just this fucking fast Ooh, smash it up Smash it and it like doesn't go It's not there's no vibe to Batman at all No 100% exactly That's what I'm talking about

Yeah it's dude soundtracks Fuck me up a lot with that Because if I listen to Bone Thugs It immediately goes back to Look into my eyes and tell me Because then there's the Batman and Robin soundtrack Because that fucking song was on that soundtrack Dude I was a soundtrack

fiend when I was a kid. That was the... I became a soundtrack person in my mid... my mid-tenths because of like anime and stuff. But I was never a soundtrack, except for like a few Disney ones. Like obvious... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell,

host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future.

Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the... experience the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are recipes for chaos.

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Bachelor Mansion Takeover, all new. Monday at 8 on HGTV. It's got a fucking Aladdin soundtrack, like front to back at least like 12 times. I was I was like 12 when I, 12 or 11 when I was like starting to get super into soundtracks because that was like some of the most available music that you could get online. for editing. Like it was, you could, you could really get away with a lot of stuff if you just had soundtrack music in videos. I remember, so I, I, I remember I got obsessed with like a Spider-Man theme with Danny Elfman. I got obsessed with all these, like, like, even just John Williams stuff

in general, like Superman and Friday the 13th and, or not Friday the 13th, um, Exorcist, like, things like that where it's like, oh, these are really fucking, I got super into that. By the way. And then, oh, what? Sorry, I just, I just wanted to, have you seen what Danny Elfman looks like recently? Oh, he looks insane. It is fucking... Does he look really bad? It's something he looks bad.

He just looks like he doesn't care. And he's like... Insane is the perfect way to describe it. Yeah, yeah, modern... Yeah, Danny Elfman, 2023. It looks crazy. I hope he just looked that bad. I love that guy.

He doesn't look... He just looks wild. He looks so fucking weird. He looks like a final boss in something. He's got all these tattoos. his hair's fucking long. I don't know, man. Danny Elfin's nuts.

He is, I mean, he's, like, his music really reflects how he looks. Yeah. Either really funny or really sad. I don't know which one to think. I mean, it's taken as it is. You did this one song, too, that was, like, fucking, oh, my God, Danny. Danny Elfin's great, by the way. I love Danny Elfman.

Of course. But the fact that anybody who could, it's crazy. to me that he wrote so many incredible scores and was in like Oingo Boingo and stuff like that's like fucking so busy that would be like I don't even know that's like

Stevie Wonder did like the Batman theme and like it would be like if Han Zimmer was Stevie Wonder you know what I mean? He'd be like what is so fucking amazing what the fuck is going on dude imagine if he was what if he literally was and he

he did this elaborate shit he's like he pretends he's a blind black fucking dude and then he fucking puts on all this white shit and that would be insane. That would fucking my brain would... Why is he doing that? Everyone would accept him for being black. No one cares that much.

He retains he's this fucking British, fucking white guy. Or who is it? Is he originally Han Zimmer or is he originally Stevie Wonder? He's originally Stevie Wonder. But it's like he chooses to it's like we would accept you still. No one's going to be like no.

I will say, Han Zimmer does look, his skin's just loosened enough to where it looks like it could be a mask. So it... Yeah, totally 100% yeah. Stop right now, dude. I love that right now. Dude, Han Zimmer is literally my...

Like, he is so responsible for like me having so much emotion. It's crazy. That is so fucking fascinating. It gets a sentence. It's weird because... It's like a thing, but it's like a true thing where... Is it just the sound like his soundtracks? His scores, man.

Like the... From all the way to the gladiator, which I has... I love. I love the gladiator fucking the score is great. The Gadiator? Yeah, the gateator, yeah. All the way to fucking, I think

Time is one of the most beautiful pieces. The most simplistic and beautiful pieces written, that was the Inception theme. I think it's used in every motivational fucking video now that you ever see. It's annoying, but it's such a simplistic and beautifully written. That was like Clint Mansell

with the fucking Recreveen for a Dream soundtrack where that theme was everywhere on classic. YouTube. Many a times I've, I've, uh, I've, I associate that song with Bioshock. Because, because I saw, because I saw remix trailers of like the Reckman for a Dream theme theme with Bios. And it totally works, by the way. Yeah. But like, it's also just like, I don't know. It's, it's, it's fucking great. I would say the same thing for what, Danny Elfman's definitely that for me where it's like, just like, dude, Beetlejuice and fucking, dude, Beetlejuice,

fucking Spider-Man, Nightmare Before Christmas. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy. Like, definitely, too, because of all the, because of Spider-Man. Like, the evil, the evil theme for Spider-Man is like a thing I think about, like, when I'm about to make a bad decision, that shit plays in my head. So that actually, that actually wasn't, that actually wasn't Danny Elfman, that specific one.

Yeah, because he didn't do three. That's, whoever made that one is amazing, man. It is great, yeah. When I think of doing something not good, I hear that theme in my head. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. I did, too. That is hilarious

I'm like I don't give a fuck about anybody here It's like I remember dude I remember I remember I remember I remember a very specific time Where I was in like a I was just straight up in a fuck boy phase right And I was just not

I didn't care about fucking anything And I remember specifically being like I remember thinking I'm not going to call this person And then that song Started blasting in my fucking brain I was like I'm not I am not coming back here ever I'm not

that is so funny that's a bad that's the bad thing about it I can't like I want to almost not believe it but then I when I'm sneaking around or trying to be quiet I the fucking metal gear dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

it's almost when like when you get caught what was that noise and ring and then oh dude when I when I when I When I get, when I get startled or caught, I hear that it's not, so for, it's, it's not the, it's not the MGS alert for me because I played so much Splinter Cell growing. I played at Metal Gear later, actually. Oh, okay. But so I played so much Splinter Cell and like Splinter Cell has like this base, this, this one baseline that plays when you get fucking caught and it's so anxiety-inducing.

And I hear it. And I hear it. Well, that's interesting. I don't know it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me find it. Man, I love that middleguards. Specifically, when you do boss battles,

because it changes just slightly the music because there's just the regular, you need to escape music, you need to escape the guards or whatever. Then when the boss battles comes in, because it just, it has this one little part that changes because it's like,

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. And then in the boss battle goes, da-da-dan-dun-dun-dun-dun. And then it cycles over again. And it's just like, that little subtle difference was always so fucking, I'm like, this is so goddamn brilliant that

like just kind of, it just heightens it just a little bit more. And that was what a... All we're admitting is that we all have little tism. Yeah, because I was going to be like, you guys are crazy, but I'm like, oh, wait. No, I think, I think, I actually,

I just do think this is normal. I feel like it's not, but I guess, I mean... So here it is. Here's the splinter cell. Here's the splinter cell caught sound. Okay. And it's, it's... You probably do if you played splinter cell.

It's just, it's so, fucking. Okay. It's, dude, it's so tense. That's good. It's good. It's such a pungent sound.

Like a robust sound. Dude, it's like getting shot. It feels, it's such a loud sound. But so the last question and then we'll wrap it up. It's super quick. Nicky Ziggi Roney says,

I absolutely do still listen to the podcast. Just maybe not on time. Fuck you guys. Not a question. Not a question. Hey, Kinkson. Tell everyone what my contact name is

on your phone. I actually don't. don't know this. I bet I know what it is. I have an idea what it is. I, oh, wait, no, obviously I know what it is. It's the niggler. She hates it. She hates it. She hates it. I call her the niggler all the time and she's like, please stop calling me that. And I'm like, why it's fun. She's super not terrible at all. That's what makes it so funny. Obviously, that's not bad. Jordan's a demon though. Jordan's a fucking maniacia. but she's not so putting her predicaments where she's like

hey Ziggy just say it Zicki, what are you thinking? You were thinking about what? Say any N-word, huh, budd? He's like, guys, please stop. I want her to say it. I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I want, I'm Rage one day. Out of rage.

You fucking, yeah, you poker so much as he actually says it. All right, you fucking, you know, and like, whoa. All right, that's it. Let's get the fuck out of here. We're going over time. You have flowers immediately. Yeah, yeah. Here you go.

We're going over time. I need to eat. There's a $500 gift card saying wherever you want to go. Have fun. I deserve this. The new Batman villain, the niggler. See, it's not the real, it's not the real word so you could say it. The joke is like, what's three-fifths but also 15%?

Now, what's 13% but also 50% the same time? I had, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. It's just like, come on, dude. I had a dream that I had superpowers. Dude, I had a dream last night that I had superpowers. I've had to take melatonin lately to get myself back on like a normal sleep schedule But and it's been fucking with my dreams

Because like I had a dream last night that I had superpowers But my superpower was to run into people at perpendicular angles And only that And that's like it was and somebody called me X-Men or something because no I don't I don't know what the fuck It's just dumb it's just fucking stupid X-Men has some powers that are that dumb And I remember specifically like I was in the dream and they were like Chris can you can you cash this guy

and I said it was one of those third person dreams where you're kind of like watching yourself do things it was like can you catch this guy and it was like

which direction is he going he's like north and I'm like no and that was it that was the entire thing and it was so stupid where is he going you're just standing there

all heroically no I have to run into him from the side otherwise it doesn't work perpendicular man yeah perpendicular I don't know.

It's so stupid. You're stupid. You're going, bub. You go on perpendicular, but it's actually way funnier than it. It's super funny, but that is such a stupid thing. Mike Armentrodd is Wolverine. Wouldn't that be fucking amazing? I'm going to fucking put my skeleton

in your fucking body, Walter. Walt, I'm going to be refuting you, Walter. I'm going to store myself inside you, Walter. I'm going to make my little bones come out of little knuckles over here. I'm gonna carve you up some of my little tiny knuckles. Look,

that's happening to my knuckles. Walter, what's something's happening to my knuckles, Walter watches my peteet little nails come out into your fucking body, knuckles. They're little tiny done-up nails. We had a good thing going,

Bub. That'll be fucking, dude, I'm gonna, I have to commission that. Like, just fucking. Look at my little punty.

Dude, fucking. The fact they said, the yellow wolverine fucking thing. but his fucking cow pulled down and it's Mike Armantraught is amazing. It's Mike. It's the whole time.

Ermit trout. We had a good thing going. I had an invincible skeleton. And you had to go fucking all up. You had to agree. And your arrogance. That is such a scolding fucking, the way he scolds the shit out of him. Because Walter's like looking around like, oh, what did I do?

And he's just like, you fucking. idiot. We were almost home free. We almost did it. We had a good thing, you magnet fuck. But you had to levitate things. I am the one who levitate stuff.

I am the one who left. He would honestly, honestly, Brian Fancy would make a killer Magneto. Hell yes. I really, I really can't have someone be Magneto other than what's his name now? Fast man. He did such a good job. No, that's silly. Like he's not, he didn't do that.

Like, he did a great job. Shut up. Shut up. Yes, he did. He did a great job, but he's not. He's the best pasting ever, I think. It's literally him and RDJ. That's literally him and RDJ is way better.

There are so different wavelengths. It's insane. That's crazy. Wait, what are you saying? It's literally him. It's him. He's going to say Ray William Johnson. That's crazy.

Rayleigh of Johnson is fucking. Yes, dude. Yes. Damn, big. No, not as. Not as Ray William as Magneto as fucking

as Robert Taddy Jr. It's Ray William Johnson. I think it's I am Iron Man. Where is he at now? Where is Barron's Johnson at? Dude, I saw this recently.

He's doing fucking that your favorite Martian shit is back. Yeah, I know. I know he came back. They've been putting out. And I've seen his videos pop up on my TikTok a lot.

Actually, I don't know, he just does the same thing he always did He just covers, he covers Dude, I fucker William Johnson still, I don't care, man He actually looks exactly the same which is crazy Bro, it's been almost 20 years, isn't that crazy? He's been cracking fucking step sales.

No, it hasn't, no it hasn't. It's been 2008. Ray William Johnson was not 2008, really? No, Rayleigh Johnson was like 2010. No, he wasn't. He was a dozen eight when I first started watching him. I swear to God. I can pull up, let me check

if his channel's still around. Whatever. It is definitely still. Whatever, Walter. The whole point is that Michael Vespender was fine casting, but it wasn't Robert Downey Jr. That's fucking insane. I'm sorry, Michael Vesbender does not come close to,

like Willem Defoez the Green Goblin or Robert Downey Jr. I think he's up there. That's insane. I think he's up there. I like fucking Gandalf's version of Magneto better. That's crazy. Those movies were worse. It's not crazy at all.

The movies are worse, but his performance was amazing, bro. I think you guys, I think you guys are like people. that don't like the comics enough to say it. I think that's why. I think Fassender did an amazing job. I'm not saying that he did it.

It's not about him doing a bad job. It's about like Robert Downey Jr. encases that character entirely. Fucking Willem Defoe encases that character entirely. Michael Fasbender does not encase that character entirely. He really does. He does a great job.

From his speeches to his moment. bro yeah i just look i you know what i you know what it is for me i just don't give i really don't care about the origins of my favorite characters in that way it's kind of what it really comes down to where um these younger versions of like pre fucking uh uh pre whoa you okay there yeah i think he's dying oh by the way by the way quick fact quick fact check by the way quick fact check so roiam johnson's channel did begin in 2009 but his first episode of equals three his first real episode is equal C is in May of 2009

which didn't he didn't pop off at the beginning because I remember his setup. Muppet Muppet Sex was early 2010. Muppet sex was in 2010. That's when I first found out about him. But I remember it's, dude, it's near it. So it hasn't been 20 years.

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Crazy. Anyway, let's read the fucking names, please. Let's read the way names. All right, Bob. It's me, fucking Michael. Irman Trout. I'm a fucking little midget with a fucking cool.

skeleton. He was really fast, man. You know, it's crazy? Wolfram's shorter than Chris. Isn't that nuts? What? Is he really? He's shorter than you.

In the comments, he's actually shorter than you are. How tall is Wolverine? I think he's five for three, bro. Yeah. Wolverine height. I thought he was five foot three. Yeah, five foot three. I'm taller than Wolverine.

That's crazy. Meow. You know how stocky he is? It's like a little person that wide is ridiculous. Give me, give me, go ahead. Give me the part. Swipe you. You're not brave.

Not brave enough. It's like two, Walter. Hollywood's afraid. Chris, if you were Wolverine, the idea of you breaking out of the animatium pool, but it's just Chris. That'd be so sick. Yeah. It's just made you? Great.

And it's you when you're even thinner than usual. You're a little thinner than usually are. It's like Captain America and the First Avenger when he's all skinny. But that's the whole movie are like that. I hate that fucking CGI bullshit, man. They're trying to intimidate people. But you're so much. But you're still just your build.

You're like talking shit. I love it. Where do you think you're going, Bub? With the Halloween costume on. Like, you know, like that thin one that you can get from like fucking Walmart or whatever, it would be sick. I'm like, bro, this movie's fan fucking past. I was in a war. Yeah.

That'd be me. That'd be my Wolverine. Anyway, count me, count me down. Three, two, one. What do you expect, Walter? Yeah, those bad makes. Obama. of drone strikes.

Listening, that's the first name, by the way. Listening to Sweeney makes me consider racism. I like the, at least you're on the fence, you know? That's the important thing. That's the important thing. That's pretty good, Walter. I've totally been there. I get it.

Fuck face, unstoppable. There goes my homo, watch as he blows. He, David, but British. Read him as Mike. Read him as Mike, Walt. Read him as me, Walter. Everybody's name is Mike Walton. Now that we're at Mike's world now.

Now we're Mike world. You took down Gus Fring, but in secret I was making everybody into Mike. Look around you. He turned around. He's a family. He's like turning people like how they turn to everyone in the mind fliers. Dude, absolutely. Everybody's just Mike Irvichat.

Like Walt Jr. has Mike's face. Skyler has Mike's face. Everyone around you. Everyone around you is a nerd. Mike that can't stand up straight. Could you imagine that? This is the beginning. This is only the beginning, Walter.

The Ehrman Troutening will begin. We got to write that one. The Ehrman Troutening? Yeah, we got to write his spout because there's better call saw. Now there's the whatever. We'll figure of that later. That's going to be one, though. Yeah, better spike Mike or something.

Yeah, we'll figure it out. Spike Mike. Because he's such a menace that he was like, yo, we got to kill him. Mike Armant Trout. You'll never take me alive. Guys, we have to kill Mike Armantroth. That is the most...

Better Spike Mike is fucking... Please write that down. Write that down in the fucking... In the discord. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Better Spike Mike. That is fucking crazy. That is absolutely...

I'm going to write it on my notepad so I don't forget it. The idea of Everyone bands together Gus comes back from the dead We gotta kill Dude Zombie Gus Zombie Gus

We got to write it Yeah Straight up a zombie That'll be our extra ammo We'll be We'll write better spike 100% I can't wait for that one man

Or should it be got to spike Mike Or whatever We'll figure it out Better spike Yeah It's a smooth It's good Yeah

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Many men wish sex upon me. Come in my eyes, darling, I can't see. I'm trying to breed who I'm destined to be to breed. And that's it. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing,

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Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point

when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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or like this like this fandom of like Sonic Adventure or like clips from it that go viral every now and it's like this is funny as fuck. This is a bunch of people like improvising. advising over Sonic. I would love to do that. Do you remember My Way Entertainment with the Juggernaut bitch? Oh, yeah.

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There has to be like an M&M thing That we can do So empty without seed I don't know Yeah we keep doing Empty I must breathe Hey this looks like This looks like

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I cannot breathe No I feel so empty We'll figure it out We'll figure it out There's definitely room to do like, because we've only done songs. It would be, like, like, like, sing

it would be cool to do like a rap, like a, like a, at least one that's simple. Doing a rap one would fucking bang. That would be pretty cool. That would go, we should do, I can sort of rap kind of, a little bit. You can do it. You can do suicide by logic in Eminem.

Yeah, yeah, totally. Your last, uh, ha ha ha ha. It's a good idea. No, that's fucking, um, that's, no, it's too many syllables, dude. Which one? Eminem's part is hard. That part is hard.

That part is. really difficult. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? The chorus is way too many syllables, man. What are you talking about? Eminem in the Logics Club? What if we did forgot about Dre, but forgot about gay?

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Forgot about There it is Forgot about That is so stupid That is so I'm sure Dude So stupid. It's good though, right?

Forgot about gay. Because that's a pretty, that's like a, that's like a nice one. That's, that's kind of an easy song to do, I think. Like, it's, it's, it's not too crazy. Like, the flow's not insane. Yeah, there's, well, I mean, it is, well, it's a lot, it's a lot of syllables, especially, uh, there's actually quite a lot. It's, it's easy to do because of the whole thing.

We can do, like, two verses, maybe, you know what I mean? Well, well, it's a lot. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. We'll figure it out. It could be like... We'll brainstorm it. That's something I feel like we would have to do.

I feel like we can't even do that for an extra ammo though because that's going to take a while. That's going to take a long-ass time. It takes an hour to just do a normal song with repeating voices. Yeah, because of the... Yeah, all the syllables make it like hard to... It would be one of those things where we probably have to like... What we do, like me and my friend, what we should do because we have a lot of terrible

songs like this. We would write our own lyrics and then we would compare and contrast when we come... We meet up in the studio and then we would all do that. So we could meet up for the extra ammo, compare our lyrics, maybe even help each other. That's a good idea. Yeah. Yeah, we'll do it on our own and then come back and convene. And for the extra ammo, we'll flesh it out.

That's not a bad idea. Yeah, that would be good. Because that's a fun, that's a fun song. And I feel like it's simple enough that we could, like, it's not rap god or something. You know what I mean? Yeah. We're like, that's not doing that. Oh, my God.

There is, there's a part of me that wants to do that one part. I remember we already started off by saying like semen on a human. Seamen on a human. Seamen on a human. Seamen on a human is pretty funny, but like I can't, I can't talk that fast. It's straight on. I can't do it. I've never attempted to do that.

You got to say it and then you've got to have somebody to speed it up and then make it match the bar. But that's hard because that means you have to, but that means you have to like, that means you have to like. You're going to wrap the cadence slow. But that means you have to slow the beat down and wrap to the. flowed down cadence. Oh, that's true. It's like a whole fucking thing. That's easier than rapid to the speed of it, I think.

Well, it is, but whatever. We'll figure it out. Yeah. Jesus, such a long episode. Craig the Canadian, Richard Fisting declares that Craig the Canadian is dead, maybe. It's your boy, Shawnee Dee. Fuck Keith David. You all are sleeping on Yuri Lowenthal.

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Oh, weird. Yeah. Call duty's so fucking weird. There's a spawn skin in Modern Warfare too? I might play Marathon. Dude, he's just been promoting it. You can play as Nikki Minaj in Call Duty now. It's so over.

I didn't know that. Wait, there's a spawn skin. Oh, I might play this. I might play this for that. They got you. They got you. Ladies and gentlemen, they got them. I mean, it intrigued me, but I'm not giving those niggas any money.

I'm just not doing it. It's funny, too, because I don't even really hate call dude. I used to hate Call Dude a lot more than I do now, but like, I don't know, man. I just don't like, so to be fair, I bought Model Warfare reboot for PS4, but I still haven't played it. I've got to get around to it. I was like, I played it for a few hours. Yeah. This is fine.

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It is like The Thing That sing Like any intermission What the fuck? Sweeney's browser Is Preventing Recording but it's still recording

that's what it says to me yeah I don't know ask Swin to refresh the page why is something wrong just refresh it see what happens yeah just refresh it

we have the audio anyway I'm sure most of the video if look if there is a disruption whatever the video is going to be black we're in the credits anyway we're going to get out of here in a second exactly the software we use is kind of weird

sweet come of mine the host stop the recording for all, go to studio settings, and choose optimized. I don't know. It didn't even say it. Whatever. Fuck it.

We're good. He's back. Fucking whatever. Oh, God damn it. Hold on. It did stop recording. Are you fucking serious? Well, I mean, we have it still, right?

Well, no, it literally just made me, hold on. Someone else is already recording on this count. What are you saying? How is that even possible? Okay, we have, okay, so what might happen is the screen might go completely blank for everybody at this point because we have the local audio. Put a picture. Put a picture of Private Ellen.

Yeah. We're going too long. This episode is literally telling us we're going too long. Yeah. It's not letting me do it. So, yeah, the rest of it's just audio. All right. Sorry, guys.

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Dude, that's crazy. There were so many people talking about how like, man, Chris is fucking so wrong. Chris didn't see the fucking onion. And I love it because like at the... On the very end. At the very end. That's how we know.

That's how we know who... That's how we know the real listeners. Yeah. If you check out during the credits, you're doing yourself a real disservice, by the way. Especially one like this. One of the best parts like... Sometimes they go.

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