The Snark Tank - #176: Sween Is King

Episode Date: October 2, 2023

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Hey it's me Chris Raygun Welcome to the Snark Tank Hey Hey guys Hey guys You know what's funny about that You know what's funny about that Is like that is such an old reference

That most people probably have no fucking idea What we're talking about Yeah Yeah Most people that are fans have no clue to mean That's probably true. Yeah. Comedy short.

What a fucking name. What a terrible person. Do you remember that he used to have an intro that he would chlorophyan or chloroform a chick and drag them like off the screen or something? What the fucking do you're talking about? No, I'm not. It was like some weird. He had this like intro that he would like, I don't know, maybe a girl would be dissing him and then he would like, like put the rag on them and then like drag them and I was like yo what is this

his intro it was like his intro to his videos was him chloroforming a woman I swear I swear I hope I could still find it let me see uh so come I just remember this right now you might be able to find it fast to the beach shorts really I really have no recaliction of this at all um um what would I put like Comedy Shorts Gamer rape intro. Yeah, like, yeah, something like that. It probably would be easier to find on, um, comedy shorts, Gamer intro.

And let's see. Yeah, yeah, they do like. Is that, is that real? I swear, this is. Can you put it in the, in the episode? Yeah, I have to. Hey, baby. My name's Comedy Shorts Gamer.

It's right at the beginning. So I want to see it. Yeah, like, so. So I was just going through a look. I looked for, I looked for a dead G chloroform. And for some reason, to show the image of his mom and dad. Degy is a clone of his dad. Degy is just straight up a copy of his father.

Like, it's terrifying. People have that happened. Yeah, so this is real. This is like totally real. If you just type in comedy shorts, Gamer intro, there's a thing that was posted three years ago by Cass with 46K views. And people are like, and everybody's just talking about like, Yeah, like I can't believe this was the thing. Wow, the 2010s were wild and shit.

Only OGs remember this. I totally forgot about this. I forgot about it's got this weird rag doll puppet animation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, dude. I totally forgot. And this is like a thing that he was like, I totally forgot.

This is totally normal. That is crazy that that's fucking real. That was just, that was just this dude's introduction for the whole time that he was on YouTube. for like ages. That's, uh, that's, that's, that's, that's fire. That's, that's fire. That's the, that's the, that's the correct. That's how, that's the only correct thing. That is the way the world used to be in the way it was better than.

I mean, dude, there are people, it's so funny looking at, like, shit like that, or even just the way that, even certain things that are happening now, like, Sneako go and go into, like, basketball games and, like, children coming up to him going, like, we hate women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? He didn't react to all weird. It's like, no, no trans people, and I'm like, damn. It is. Dude, it is so funny watching those videos because watching those videos, right, of Sneako being confronted by his, like, really young audience. It's like, this is what, like, back in, like, 2015, this is what people thought we were doing.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, this is reality for this person, but it was just completely, like, how, absolutely how people thought we were interacting. Right. With, like, our audience. Like, people genuinely probably thought that, like, at VidCon, kids would come up to us being. Like, yeah, fuck women.

Yeah, like, it literally never happened. Not one time do I have any memory of somebody, like, in real life or anything coming up saying some misogynistic or misogynistic or homophobic or racist? Nothing like that has happened. Yeah, literally not once. And I said on the podcast, the only thing that was stupid that happened was just being kind of characterized or classified as heroic or something. Oh, yeah, yeah, that was ridiculous.

Your fans are weird. lame. They're not coming up to you. There was one really weird. I don't know whose fan he was specifically. I'm sure he just knew a handful of us. But I remember we all went to breakfast and there was a bunch of people that were around. And then we started to I didn't remember this. We might have been an eye hop or some

shit. You remember Chris? Oh yeah. Yeah. And then like there was a few people that were there or something that weren't, that didn't know us or something that were kind of around. And when we were actually walking to VidCon, there was a handful of people that were still kind of trailing behind us, but there was this one sweaty bearded guy. He had a trucker hat on, and he was, like, his shirt was tucked in, and, like, he was just

giant beard and sweaty, and I'm like, I, are we, are we going to, are we getting killed right now? I didn't know what's happening. There was just that one guy. It was one guy that at all. Yeah, you probably blocked it out of your memory. Mia. That was the only time where I was like, this guy is weird, and we need to walk a little bit faster. But yeah, barring that,

we were casted in such a weird light. It's so bizarre. It's so funny. It's just so funny watching because I'm like, this is really what people thought we were doing. Yeah. Like, that was the first thing that came, that crossed around when I saw that video Sneak-O being like, this is genuinely what people thought. That video was an amazing. It was an amazing video. It's a good video of him, of him losing his. Just looking at the camera like, oh my God, what have I done? Oh, shit. And that's the funny thing when you look at, I saw, so I've seen, I've been watching a lot of

Manosphere, people cover Manosphere content. I watched a couple of Jay Aubrey's videos. Oh yeah, the pearly. Just Perley things, right? The pearly one was good. I watched the, he did an Aden Ross one. Somebody did a Sneaker one. I don't remember who it was.

But it might have been Turkey Tom. I don't fucking remember. But I just been watching a lot of these people and how they started their origins. And then all of it, obviously it's all grift, but I liked Sneakos was one of the most, oh, I was watching something. It was from FD Signifier. And his was, it was so authentic where Sneko was just like, man, this shit is so easy.

I used to spend so much time editing videos. It would take like days, sometimes weeks to edit shit. And now I make five, ten times more money just posting this dumb shit. Like, why would I ever go back to that other stuff? Just being very upfront about his grift, which I tell you, I respect the people that, like, or just forthcoming about it than the ones that fucking lie. Like, I do. Honestly, yes. The fact that he's on camera saying that.

I'm pro grift. Yeah. I'm pro grift. I've been pro grift for a long time. I've been like, someone just made money, dude. Yesterday, yesterday, someone just told me.

I don't know what the video is, but somebody, I quote tweeted the guy. You know, nothing against the guy. He just brought it to my attention saying, hey, there's a video of somebody accusing you as a grifter like, I can share it if you want. And I didn't,

I don't care to watch. I don't give a shit. But the one thing that's so annoying, is I would understand if somebody accused me of grifting back in the day. Maybe they thought, oh, this guy is probably just saying some shit to get money. Because I know there was people that were adjacent to us that were doing it. But what they're specifically talking about is videos that I made maybe like six to ten months ago or whatever. The last videos that I started making before all my sponsors were gone, then I finally was like, I'm free.

It was like I had sponsor obligations where I'm like, I got to keep making political videos even I don't want to. because they're the only ones that get views. But my views were still naturally declining because I wasn't, I wasn't grifting. I was people that were signed on to me, right? That were, you know, still into this anti-woke shit or some people that are probably adjacent to the Manosphere. Like, I am shitting on them.

Yeah, I don't think people really appreciate how much money is in that sphere, man. Like, it's, it's, they don't. I don't think, I really don't think people have a, even the slightest understanding. They don't even use their eyes. They don't even use. Uh-huh.

Yeah, it's like, you can just look at it. the stats, man. Like, look it's not difficult to see like where money's going. But fire. You know, God bless Sneco. Yeah. For just admitting. For admitting. I like, I appreciate that. Right. sincerely. Because I think that sometimes, I think like, oh my God, what am I wasting my time fucking doing all this writing and editing for? I could just record myself for 10 minutes saying fuck women, fuck women, fuck women, fuck women, and make like a million dollars. Right. It's such a waste of time not to do that. A three-cord song. Make a three-cord song and just say

fuck women the entire time. And you'll be on you'll be on Timcast, you'll be on Fresh and Fit, you'll probably meet Andrew Tate somehow. I don't know if he's... Fresh and Fish and fit is gone? I thought they just got demonetized. I don't know if they're gone. I think they're gone,

dog. They might be wrong. I think because I saw them on flagrant. I saw them on Flagrant. I think they're still around, which they got clowned on because Fresh and Fit realized, which was stupid. Know your demographic, right? retards like Manosphere content. So keep it in that

sphere. They went on a Normie podcast like Flagrant. And then they got clowned on by their entire audience. Dude, Andrew Shultz told them straight up, I don't want to release your guys' podcast because you guys look bad. Like, I'm just being real about it. And they were like,

no, no, what are you talking about? Like, they didn't realize. They were actually not self-aware that they're saying stupid shit to the rest of the normal population to Normies. They didn't know. watch that. Is it out? Is the podcast out? It's out unless they took it down again. It should be out. I mean, I would like to see that. The problem is,

they're saying the same shit that they always say. Like, oh, fucking women belong in the kitchen. I shouldn't vote. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

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They're just a little dumb. You know, like slightly dumb. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little dumb. Yeah. Just slightly. Dude, the, um, yeah, I don't know, man.

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It's 174 episodes. We should have just kept, we should have been, I don't know why it took us this long. But yeah, that's true. We're doing it. We got these clips out. And I'm glad that people seem to be liking them. Yeah, they're very good. They're very good.

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I figure it's another week yeah give us your money or we'll kill you there's no again once again there's nothing there's nothing going on I I start

there's only one thing that I saw now that I think about it it's that picture of Chris Christie looking like a melted ice cream cone like a smug piece of shit at the same time too he's like he looks like he looks like

he just you know he looks at the type of person that would just rip horrible ass in front of a bunch of people and then just be so proud of himself like look what I did. Happy as fuck about it. These people are dying. Dude, it is

it is so bizarre how unhealthy these people look. Like consistently. Yeah, and this is him like down like 100 pounds or something. Yeah, he lost weight. Like that motherfucker lost weight and this is what he looks like.

You're like melted ice cream. It's pretty bad. As a tubby nigga, I have no place to talk. I've been gymming and ate and healthier a lot. I mean, ice cream today because I got weak and I needed something to give me a pickup because my body's been aching for days. Just fucking, uh, cheap meals are important. Cheat meals are important. You need something.

Also, you rubber band back too hard. Hell yeah, dude. That's true. Yeah. But it's, he looks, he looks silly. He looks silly. He just, it's, it reminds me of that picture of, uh, what is it? Oh my God.

Is it, uh, is it Trump and Giuliani also where they just look so. fucked. They all look so fucked. They all look so fucked. They all look so fucked. It's crazy. Did you see that New York? I understand, but it's different, man. There's old, like, fucking, what's his name?

Jeff Goldblum's old. Yeah, true. But Jeff Goldblum is also, he was also a sex symbol before he was old. I understand. That's true. But Giuliani was a sex symbol in the 90. No, he was not. Shut the fucking.

Yeah, he was. You don't remember that. Ludi Giuliani was never a sex symbol. Chris, what do you talk? You don't remember the period in the 90s where he was, he was referred to as Rudy Gruliani because he made all the women fucking wet. You don't remember that? Yeah, yeah.

Chris, I would love if our parents were present and you said Ruli Giuliani was a sex symbol. Because I know both of our parents would be like, what the fuck are you talking about? He was the man. He was like in the 90s. He looked like a fucking noble. He was Mr. Rico, man. Everybody was trying to fuck him. Everyone was trying to fuck him like, oh man, you really handled those RICO fucking cases so good, baby.

And he was like, stopping Fritz is going to be fucking sick, isn't it? Do you guys remember when Trump tried to fuck him? Remember? Like it was yesterday. He was, no, he was literally, he was dressed as a woman and Trump tried to fuck him. You don't remember that? I'm not even, I see. Can I tell you something?

I'm not even 100% lying about this. Okay. So what does that mean? What is it? You're not a hundred percent The lie. You'll see on the clip channel. So he was,

so you're saying that he was, in drag for some reason. Right, right, right. And then Trump was like, Hey, baby, you're looking pretty good. Yeah, because he was a sex symbol. I thought you let me grab your fucking pussy. And then, uh,

and then it was like, I grabbed Giuliani by the, by the big clit. And he didn't like it. He hated it. Yeah. Yo, you know what I forgot about? And we probably didn't even discuss it on the show.

Those fucking, uh, that those transcripts of him talking about those tits. Did you, do you remember that's right? He was describing tits? Did we not mention that? These are my tits. These are my tits. You know, we didn't talk about this at all. I totally forgot about that.

We got to pull up that transcript because that is the craziest shit. I'll find it right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then do you know, can you do a Giuliani? Do you know, can he do, um, I don't know how he sounds. I mean, it's very Italian New York. It's, it's very, uh, he just, he just, he just, he just, he just, he just, he just, kind of sounds like a guy to me.

Like he doesn't, because I grew up in that place, he doesn't sound distinct enough to my ears to impersonate. That's true. Probably, I'm imagining so. I imagine so. Rudolph, Giuliani. Yes.

Yeah. Rudolph. When I first realized that Rodolfo was Rudolph, I was really stunned. I was way older than I should have been, too. Because I've just heard, like, Rodolfo, and I'm like, oh, that's a fucking, a bean name.

With an, okay, I see it. I see it. I found it. I found it. It says, so I'm, if we, look, if we did cover this before, I apologize if we're doing, if we're double-dipping, but like, I don't remember not doing this bit at all. Mr. Giuliani, these breasts belong to me. Nobody else can get near these, okay? I don't care if they're flirting or they give you business cards.

These are mine. You got it? Understand, I'm very fucking possessive. I've gone easy on you. Dude, I'm trying to find the other, oh, it's only one. Why would this article only have one of the transcripts? where he just saying... That's not even the best one, yeah.

Over and over. You just keep saying over and over, like, those are my tits. Or, like, these are my tits. Those are like, give me my tits. Give me my tits. Give me my tits. They're my tits. And I'm like, yo.

Dude, it really is. It really is. Oh, here's one. The way natural selection works, Jewish men have small cocks because they can't use them after they get married. Whereas the Italian men use them all their lives so they get bigger. I just, like, How do you...

It's insane. How could you... In what world does that... Is it pussy juice that makes your dick grow? Because how does that work? No, it's the use of your penis. No, but see, like, if you use it with your hand, then wouldn't it grow? So, no, that's obviously not happening.

When you're beating off your dick's not growing. Yes. You are paying far too much attention to anything that he is saying. I mean, come on. I want to know how he thinks this is real, though. Come here, big tit. Come here, big tits. Come here, big tits.

Your tits belong to me. Give them to me. Parentheses, indiscernible. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. These are my tits. Jesus Christ.

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I just love that these are the guys that are on top of their shit. They're the ones that fucking... Oh, the Gigi Giuliani selling fucking... Yeah, the second debate happened. I watch a recap later because I'm sure... That's where the fucking Chris Christie, that new thing of him came from. What was the new thing of him? Well, what we just discussed.

Oh, the picture? Yeah, what kicked this off? So that's what I came from. Was he even that guy, that fucking, that brown dude? Who, the elf? Vivik, Vivik Ramoswamy or whatever the fuck? The motherfucker guy just want to slap. I just want to slap.

That is a fucking elf. Have you seen the videos circulating around that he's just literally almost some of them is verbatim, stealing Obama's campaign trail shit? Oh, yeah, he totally is. Yeah, like there's a video side by side showing you that it's just being plagiarized, shift around a little bit like, oh, copy my homework, but just changing around a little little bit and then some stuff it's just literally word for word it's like come yeah i have not i have not paid attention i have not been paying attention to the gop debates

at all because i just i sincerely yeah because you're you're not insane like that's i just i don't know man i want to watch it you can watch it but here's the thing if something entertaining happens i'll tune into like the entertaining click right i'm not not gonna see the thing is trump's not there so how entertaining can it be like fucking chriski was trying to you're trying to be all like smooth like oh donald trump's ducking the debate so we're going to all start calling you Donald Duck and I was like get the fuck

Yes he said that he literally said that no he did not He literally said that and I was like That is so Chris Christie said that Yes yes he should be killed That is crazy I can't believe I can't believe that he

thought that was a good fucking roast Yeah that's but that's what we're dealing with man We're not doing Jesus That's what he's get him out of there Get this man home At least Donald Trump has better lips. Oh, brother. Oh, brother.

This guy stinks. Dude, honestly, yeah, for real. Dude, Trump, I just want, you know what would be amazing for Trump? Yeah. I would be his, sincerely, I would be one of his biggest fans. If every election cycle, he just came, he came out, joined the debates, did his little press conference where he got on stage and just like shit talked to everybody. and then dropped out of the race.

You know what I mean? Like every election cycle. Every four years of a roast for Trump. Every four years is like a new stand-up set for Trump or whatever. He literally could do that. This is perfect. This would, you would have everybody, so many people would be on your side if you did that. You know what?

I feel like he probably would have did that if he didn't have all these indictments. Because I feel like the only reason he's really, I feel like the only reason he's really going through the presidency now is like, oh, fuck. The only way I can get out of prison is becoming the president. Because I feel like he probably would have, like, he would have teased forever. I think he would have teased forever that he's going to run and never would have did it. Because he's just like, I don't need to run anymore. I'm already as famous as I'm ever going to be.

These people are still going to keep giving me money millions of dollars from his fans and never run. Even before he even announced that he was running. But now that he's like, oh shit, I'm going to get butt fucked. I don't think you fully appreciate how wild that premises. Yeah. The only way that I can avoid prison is if I be. become the president. Oh, become president again.

It sounds like a stupid fucking show. It sounds like a dumb, it sounds like a dumb fucking Simpson's episode. Dude, it sounds like a fucking, like Disney shit, like that's so raven or something. It sounds like South Park. Yeah,

yeah, it's like Sunday we're doing South Park, but it's real. It is a real and there's a motherfucker. It's the stupidest. And some polls are showing that he's polling better than Biden, which is a little concerning.

It's a little, it's a little concerning. It is. Because I really, guys, I say this, and I don't even say this hyperbolicly because I have a, I have a European wife that there is a slight possibility that I might just, we already talked about, hey, maybe let's go move to fucking Spain. Because her being in the EU citizen, I can actually get over there easy and then fucking just chill. And then I think after being there five years, I can be like a citizen or something. So, but my thing is this, right? I've always, like, I've always wondered this, right?

Yeah. Why do people go to Europe because they're barbarians there? Like, why go to where those savages are? Like, in my real heart of heart, like, Americans suck. We're insane. We're just sick crazy. Like, the mental health problems in America is unbelievable. Who are the savages?

It's like to the point that it's in Europe. They're savages. Who? Europeans in general. Open a book. Open a book. ran by them and they'll be like yeah for a period of time we were walling we were shit in the street saying each other on fire trying to find the jewish god in the middle of

europe we were just doing a bunch of wild things is is what year do you think this is sir but there's that's their blood that's in there that's in their that's in their DNA isn't they're cold just going on like a racist diatribe right now is that what's happening like as you watch i slowly get a freaking what you call it on my head and a dashi you get up looking at the cheeky I think it gets I'm so fucking that would rule

that would fucking rule look I I don't know man I don't know what's gonna happen I can't I can't abide

by Chris Chrissy existing any further so look I can't do this anymore he's got to die Chris crispy cream is

look I will give him one one thing only he's really the only nigga right now that

will shit on Donald Trump he's the he's the like the only one that's openly he already knows he ain't gonna win so all he's trying to do is just you know maybe suck a few votes away from trump i guess but like right yeah i i respect that the clowns sir dude we we literally are in a circus right now the fact that like there's the the frontrunner that's not even debating because he knows he's already going to be the nominee that has four indictments and he is obviously guilty it's it it you know what sucks about it? You know what sucks about it really? Like, not even from a political standpoint. It's just like, just objectively speaking, this is so boring. Like, it's just the same shit again. You know how like we always complain or like there's a big point of contention in like media how like we're always like rehashing ideas and how it's like, oh man, you know, like, oh, we're going to reboot fucking, uh, the office or like, oh, we're going to remake fucking this game.

Oh, we're going to reboot this movie trilogy or fucking whatever. It's like, eh. We're just rebooting politics now. It's just like, oh, Donald Trump, bring him back. Because, like, in 2016, remember that? Yeah, remember that? It's like, I'm just like, oh, my God. Like, it's so bland.

That's real. Even if we had a new person who was, like, crazier. You know what I mean? We almost did. The Frigick Floridian dude. Desantis is not as crazy. He sucks, but he's not as crazy. Isn't it is worse than Trump?

Well, Trump is, Trump will say wilder shit. The sentence will try to make more fucked up things happen. Yeah, well, I agree with the, uh, with the, because the type of stuff that he's done, the, the draconian shit that he's doing in Florida is kind of insane. The sentence is fucking. He's a bad, right, right, but, but at least, but you understand, at least that's something else. I mean, that's something else. I don't want that to dig about.

You know what I want? Yeah. It's not about wanting him. I want Donald Trump. It's about I would like. You want something different. Desantis versus Desantis versus somebody else.

I don't think DeSantis would win and I would be happy with that. Oh, he wouldn't win because it was something fucking new. He's been exposed as being, he is on the spectrum. He is, he broke the freaking meter of the spectrum.

Like he's so, just, have you seen that motherfucker try to smile? He is the sheepish, he is the most sheepish person I've ever fucking seen in my life. That motherfucker is a Sith. Bro.

He is. That motherfucker is. He literally does not know how to smile. Like literally, he does not know. I saw that video of him struggling to smile like trying to smile on camera. That's the most popular one, but I mean, there are dozens. There's so many. The only way to get him to get him to start him hurting Gabriel in front of him.

Didn't he call his smile and laugh his ass off then? Didn't he like call his. Mommy. Am I misremembering this? Or did he call his wife his mommy? His mommy. He says, my mommy, I mean my wife. And I'm like, yo, that's.

We got to move on. I hate, I fucking hate politics. I don't even care anymore. That's a little sussie Baca-a-Baka-ness, you know? Yeah. I definitely called my teacher mommy before. I just want everybody to pull their dicks and tits out, man. Let's make this shit interesting.

That would be great. That'd be great. I want to see how bad the damage in a Pelosi shirt is, you know. So to see how, like, is it, is it, is it not that mad? Did you see? Did you guys see that Time, was it Time magazine or like the New York? worker magazine where there was like a political cartoon on the cover of like Diane Feinstein and Mitch McConnell and Trump and Biden and they were like in like a like a race but they were all

like geriatric and fucked up and they were like walking with walkers and stuff no somebody I don't remember who the fuck it was it was some I think some democrat or something just some political figure who was like it's actually it's not okay to this is ageism and this is not okay to be to be insulting people in power like this is like fuck you. I just replied. I retweeted it. I was like, I was like,

shut up a loser. And it like, dude, it's so, why are you protecting old people who are fucking you over? Specifically. I feel like that's like politics in general. Respect your elders.

It's like, no, fuck old people. They're old. They should die. No, no. I will respect elders.

No, who are not politicians. I respect elders. There's that are respectable. That's it. Old motherfucking die. They're taking up our fucking air. The baby women have only made the world worse.

I'm sick at them, bro. I'm sick at them. All you got to do is roundhouse. The only good old person is my grandma. That's the only good one. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Period. And even she's pretty questionable these days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And yeah, she's senow now. So like, you got a roundhouse kick through the motherfuckers in the hip. And they go down.

All right, let's step. Whatever. They go down. Once they show out of their hip, they're done. You had some guys walking up to old people And slapping them on the hip real hard And breaking it Bro, it's crazy

You got less than a year left Do you guys remember that video We'll move on after this But do you remember Do you guys remember that video of the That like It was like a crowd of police officers And they pushed that old man on the ground

Yeah, dude I think it was during the pandemic And yeah It was in the riots It was crazy That shit is a grubes He's going to beading fast, bro. Dude, I really, it's, I don't know, man.

I never like getting super political on these episodes, because it's just like, I just want to make people laugh, but like, fuck that. I really, that, videos like that really make me just loathe police, policemen. Like, I fucking, I don't get it. It makes, it, whatever. It is so absurd that thinking about it makes me laugh, because it's like, it just, something like this should,

it just doesn't seem real with how fucking evil it is. It doesn't see real. I wanted to be a cop so badly when I got old when I was younger because I felt like being a cop was such an honorable thing. And then I grew up in New York and I had my first drive show to a cop in New York and I was like, oh, these niggas suck. They are terrible. They are terrible, terrible people. They're bullies. They're bullies.

I almost joined the academy, the Maricopa County Academy, because I wanted to, this is in 2008 when I was like, you know what, this, you get paid a lot down here, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. but then it was really, it was really the reaction that I got from some people. The reaction that I got from my mom was the one thing that really, because I was thinking, I was this motherfucker that was just bouncing around doing a musician shit and like trying to go on tour and all this stuff. And then so she was like,

okay, this dude's not settling down and he's being an idiot. So I thought she would actually appreciate me trying to go into a real field. But then since I was like a cop thing, she was like, uh, her reaction was kind of like, you can't come back.

I won't hug you anymore. Like fucking. I was like, oh shit. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. And then I was just thinking like, she didn't say that, but like her fucking per body language. I don't think your mom. My mom said ACAB when you were a child.

She was like, so fucking funny if you said ACAB to you. You're a little dumb ass just like, oh, my bad mom. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but then I was also, there was also the nail on the head hit the, the fire, the straw and the camel back. I can't speak right now. There was some lady got fired. Some lady cop got fired. Yeah, almost, almost.

Well, I'm actually recovering from, Yo, you know why I was fucked up? We're recording. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yes, we're recording these episodes a little bit behind schedule, but it doesn't matter. We're still going to have it coming on time. I didn't know.

I got lucky. I almost skipped a dentist appointment. I had a six-month follow-up that I was going to skip because I wasn't feeling good, and I'm like, I don't fucking care. But I went, and I'm glad that I did because I've been feeling like shit, and I had no idea why. apparently my wisdom teeth

need to be pulled out I already got one out I need to get the other ones out one of them is fucked up and like so much so that I I don't I didn't feel it until I don't know this has ever happened

to you before you didn't realize something until someone's explained something to you like I didn't realize that like the hunger headaches were a thing until my

stepmom was like yo man I have a hunger head like I'm so hungry and I'm starting to get a headache and then when I was like I never made that connection before and now like say if I go you know most of the day without eating I'll start getting a headache or something and I'm like you fucking bitch like I never would have probably paid attention to that is that is that why my head always hurts I mean if you're like literally happen to me I'm not if you're if you're making a joke or not but uh no I mean I usually have like a hand I usually have a handful of Honey Nut Cheerios a day yeah if if you're if you're being genuine I guarantee you that is the real reason because that is you'll get a headache from not eat your your fucking little sent signals and antagonize your brain but see why my head hurts this

That's why my head just hurts. And I was a high schooler when this happened to me. And then I was kind of like, I wish I didn't know this knowledge because I didn't realize it before. I just kind of did. I didn't make the connection. I wish I was stupid. I wish I was stupid.

For sure. I wish I was an ignorant motherfucker. But so why I was saying that is I have an infection in my wisdom tooth. Like it's like pretty bad. The dentist told me. But I didn't notice. I didn't really feel it until they started jabbing me. And now I actually feel the pain.

and I was like, oh, that makes sense. I thought I was having sinus headaches and stuff. I've been all fucked up and feeling terrible. I've been feeling awful and I couldn't figure out why. I thought like it had to do with my stomach or something was going on. I couldn't figure it out. Long story short, I started taking some antibiotics and I feel so much better. It's laughable because now that I've been treating it.

That's crazy. I don't know why my tooth is that fucked up because in March, they were like, all right, your teeth are pretty good. You just need to get this pulled out. And now they're like, yo, you're. You're too fucked. We need to put $400 worth of antibiotics in your mouth right now. I should. And I was like, fuck you.

I should go to the dentist. It's been a, like, the pandemic really, the pandemic really fucked my perception of like when I should. You know what I mean? Because like the pandemic happened. And then I was just like, eh. And I haven't been like since the pandemic. Twice year, man. Twice a year.

You go to the doctor. You go to the doctor for a checkup four times a year. You go to a dentist. I've been to the doctor since twice a year. Yeah, go. Go. because you don't know I've done this twice a year

take it from me I felt fine as far as I even asked Jojo's like yo did you notice like my teeth being any worse off than they are my breath fucking smelling like shit or anything because I would imagine

like if I have an affection something should be off I don't know so I was actually really shocked by that but it also I guess maybe I should have whatever I didn't make the connection

because I've been feeling like shit I just been kind of turning you know how you go to work you get professional you turn it on feeling like shit, but you're like, all right, I got to turn it on. Exactly. Yesterday, couldn't do it. I tried, and I was fucking, I was like, this is going to be, I'm going to be like,

we recorded an extra ammo listeners, free feed listeners. We recorded an extra ammo one time after Sweeney got home from the gym, and this nigger was fucking falling asleep into the mic. I thought it was four times, bro. His head was fucking just in the mic. Bro, I don't, dude, waking up at 7 and going to the gym is so brutal. and we always have to record right after. Yeah, I wouldn't know anything about that.

Brother. It sucks. I'm sorry. Good for you. Before the creator crash, I was doing two a days because I wake up at seven every day to take Joja to work, except for Friday's I wake up at six. And so I would go to the gym right after I drop her off. So I'd go to the gym around like about eight. And then I would go when she would get off work.

And so I was doing two days. It was fucking hard, but I was killing it until I got sick coming home from the creator clash. and then I just ruined my life I get sick I want to do two days it's like a factory reset literally like I want to do two a days but I know the condition I'll be in for that first

like two weeks you should not be doing too days I want to ask you something right now why do you not drink caffeine like why I just don't I've never I've never been something that really enjoys it I don't like how I feel when I'm caffeinated

you don't like feeling awake I feel jittery I don't feel it way That just means you're taking too much caffeine so you take less. I don't like it, man. I've never been a profession for it. Like, I, not even from tea or anything. Look, like, I just, don't do it.

That's like being like, that's, like, I don't like, I don't like eating 10, I don't like eating 15 pounds of pizza because I don't like feeling heavy afterwards. It's like, you don't have to eat 15 pounds of it. You can just have, I think it's my, I think it's my reaction to caffeine in general is fucky. No way. No, no. I don't, I don't, I drink one coffee and I just feel gross.

You don't, don't drink. I don't, look it. I get my caffeine. I don't drink coffee. I mean, I like coffee, but I don't drink it for my, for my, uh, energy. He gets it straight from the caffeine cow. Yeah. I, I, yeah, I just fucking start.

I'll be sucking his teeth. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's just this gritty sandpaper texture cow that you just milk the caffeine out of. Yeah, yeah. I just think, I really think you'd need some, brother. Especially now that you're, you're getting back in your gym grind. Like, I use Justin.

Because I've had I've had a heart issues for since 2016 Even though it's kind of started it like kind of fixed itself now But because of that I had to very I had to regulate my caffeine intake by I had to take it down a ton and so it would just be just enough to stabilize myself Never jitters never too much or anything like that or my heart would go crazy I'm not I'm not I'm not I'm not one to talk because I like I have I get headaches when I don't have caffeine

Like sincerely You will get caffeine withdraws Absolutely if you don't have enough caffeine after a while But the thing is that's like If you have if you have caffeine regularly For you You just need a little bit to stabilize yourself man Like you're you're getting older

You're getting older I'm just stabilized bro that's it I'm dying I'm just dying He gives up immediately That's it I'm just dying I know it's fine You shouldn't need a nap, like after like a

little gym session for like, fuck it, that's just, you need to just take a little caffeine. You'll be all right. That shit hurts, bro. A fucking, a fucking hour and a half gym set where I go in and I'm like, bro, I'm going to get him. A knockout hour of lifting. After our lifting, my body, I'm stuck standing like I'm trying

to flex and I'm not. I'm just, I'm just the position my body's in. And then I do a half an hour of cardio and my body's like, yo, dude, you got to get in the house before you die. So my whole the whole venture to get to my house sit down, I sit on the bed and I tell Lily

if I don't wake up, I'm sorry. Do you go to the gym? Do you go to the gym with people? Yeah. Oh yeah, cool. Well, that's good. Yeah. Do you take any recovery supplement?

Yeah, of course. Yeah, have to. Who are you going with? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Gambata.

We discussed his vision. for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes.

Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first Volt-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum.

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This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Go on the mean? Yeah. Me and the mean go every other day. I can't stand you. So you'll take recovery supplements, but you won't just add a little caffeine to it. You got to recover. You got to get back what you lost, bro.

But you need to boost your... Oh, my God. Like brother. Hands off. You gotta get like what you lost, bro. You gotta. Hands off. He'll figure it out.

He'll figure it out eventually. Eventually when he falls asleep driving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, that's real. I'm fine. I bet I'll be fine. I'll be fine.

I'll be fine. Everybody else will be hurt. That's true. Oh, no. That's usually what happens when people fall asleep behind the wheel. Like, since they're all relaxed and shit, they just roll with it. Scientifically, scientifically, scientifically you're way better off if you fall asleep behind the wheel. Bebe, beep, they get, they gets hit.

Did you shoot out? I fell asleep. When I fell asleep when I, Family of six. Oh, no. When I worked at Sears, when I worked at Sears in like 2012, 2013, I fell asleep driving home. Oh, my God. Because it was like Black Friday or something.

And I was, I think I went there. I don't remember if it was Black Friday morning or Black Friday the day after. I don't remember. It was like, it was a really busy weekend. I remember coming in, I would go in at 6 a.m. And I would go, I would stay there to like four. And then I went home, had like, Thanksgiving dinner. And then went back out.

for Black Friday. So, like, I would, like, 6 a.m. to 4. Then I slept for, like, an hour, eight food, left at seven. And I got there at, like, 8. And I was, like, there 830 to, like, 4 a.m. Do you remember those times, man? Remember working, like, a slave on Black Friday? Do you remember that shit?

Oh, my God. I did do, um, Coles. I worked at Coles, and that was my, uh, my only, that was my only Black Friday experience because all my other jobs weren't, like, a relative to that. But, yeah. I worked in a, I worked in a mall. on Black Friday. I worked at Starbucks on Black Friday.

And that's the only thing open. And around holiday time, they close every other fast food store because, you know, they have souls. But Starbucks would be open. I remember working my, there was one time in Fiscoe, there were like 30 people that came in, a party of like 13 came in. And we were just making drinks, making drinks. And we would get bigger tips on those days.

But those tips did not validate the fact that how hard we had to work on the days. They should be spent time with our family. And probably all that dumb cunts. Right. I remember, I remember, I woke up, this is when I was like 21. So I was like, because when my early 20s, obviously goes that at a period of time, you're not really talking to your family. I was just hanging out with these guys.

So I wasn't really around my family too often. I woke up, said, I love you, grandma, good morning. Happy, happy, happy holidays. Went to work, came back home, and everyone was already done eating for Black Friday, for like for Christmas, for Thanksgiving. Yeah. And then went right back out to go shopping. I didn't see my family at all that weekend.

And I'm just, I look back at those moments and I'm like, dude, this is not how you're supposed to live. Dude, that was the thing that convinced me. That was the thing that convinced me to quit. I was like, dude, I'm not, I'm not dying for Sears, man. Like, no way in hell. Am I dying on my way home, falling asleep? I've never fallen asleep at the fucking wheel before.

And not since, by the way. Like, not since have I done that. It's wild, dude. Like, looking back at, like, going off of, because, like, I don't, I personally don't go out on Black Friday anymore because of how much I don't agree with it. Well, I don't agree. I don't agree with the sentiment of it existing in general. I totally.

But even now. I never really did it. Everything is so fucking. We used to. We used to. You were going on with us. We didn't do anything. Like I went out, I think, twice in my entire life for Black Friday.

I definitely went out with more than one Black Friday with you. Because there was one around the time of Destiny when that PS4 came out. You're with us that day. Yeah. And then you're with us another two Black Fridays. What I'm saying, like, I think I worked one Black Friday. And I think I went. I think.

In my entire life, I've been to maybe five Black Fridays, two, like one when I was a kid, two in Fishkill. And I think maybe three here, I think. What's crazy? But I don't remember. I don't think so. I didn't know it existed until I moved upstate. So when I was in New York City in the Bronx, I didn't know what existed. No clue.

And then I moved up state and in like the year of like 2016, when I really heard of it. I was like, I know what you mean. I heard of it. And I was like, oh, okay. And then I heard people were dying. And I was like, holy shit. This is crazy Because I lived right next to a Walmart

I was like Am I gonna go And I went to I didn't have money yet Because I was like fucking 16 I didn't really have money yet But now like on I just don't go out those days I like make sure I stay away from them

I do do a lot of shopping In that area at time Because pretty much Black Friday Is at the start of the fucking end of November End of November The end of October is pretty much Black Friday now Yeah Well what we would

What we would do Initially when we moved out here It's like we specifically had Chickensgiving on the day after Thanksgiving What? Like our, we had like a friends giving basically Where we just, instead of turkey, we just made all these chicken dishes and like mac and cheese and like a bunch of Honestly like just southern food basically

The fact that you're not here, except for me, I'd make Caribbean food, but I'm the only person Everybody would make like Southern food for me Yeah, like I would make wings There are some people who would make like mac and cheese and other stuff and and we did it on Friday Specifically so that we could just go on We could do Black Friday on Thanksgiving night and we could go and like we would just get our shopping done

and we wouldn't miss out on anything and we could still eat it. We got to figure out about that this year already because that's fast approaching in fact. We got time to figure that out. We do. We're probably going to rent somewhere this year or probably not. I don't know, whatever.

We'll figure it out. It doesn't matter. Are you going to be down here? You're going to be down here of this holiday or what? I don't know. I have no idea what's happening. I mean, I could. Trying to be down here so you can spend it with us.

I could. Yeah, we'll figure some shit out. We'll figure everything out. Yeah. Figures. Damn, darn. Figure. All right.

Relax. Let's get into some questions already. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Oh my God. My mom calls me the hard hour when she's mad, Rodin.

Says, hey, Malibu Most Wanted. Which Arthur would win a royal rumble to deserve the name? Arthur Spooner from King of Queens. Arthur Reed from PBS or Arthur Morgan. uh from arthur weasley i don't even know who arthur weasley is but uh arthur morgan i don't care about him who's brother arthur morgan versus the ardvark versus jerry stiller the idea of seeing arthur morgan beat up arthur reed is so fucking funny to me the battle of the

arthur's i'll be a war you ball you better get out of my way and he's like no i'm a nitter and he starts to be it out of him George, boy. I want you, boy. Dude, that's wild. I mean... He would win. Morgan would win.

It would be... Well, I've seen... I've seen the little one beat up Vigida. What are you fucking talking about? Oh, the Tinkai-I-I-I-Tor mods. I've seen some pretty weird shit. And there's things out there where he... Like, that little kid actually is pretty powerful.

Arthur the Ardvark defeating Fagita in combat What's going on? The Prince of Saints I've seen it I've seen it That's not Yeah but that's not

Can't that's not real Okay You know how strong Arthur's imagination is bro It can't be canon Of all these Arthur's brawling So we gotta have to We can bend the rules a little bit I guess

But Damn he got you I guess that is a good That is a good That is a good response But in that case I've seen Arthur Morgan Do some crazy shit

too. Do you ever see those videos of him like throwing a kid into space? No, no. In fact, I've never seen Arthur do crazy. I've seen crazy to get done to Arthur. Really? I've never seen him. I was trying to misrepresent them. Hopefully no one would have checked me. That is true. I've seen videos

of Arthur Morgan getting beat up by children. By Jack. With a little night? His little night, bro. I actually, you know, TikTok, I pretty much only subscribe to or follow. I follow people.

that I know and then the only other pages that I follow is red, it's RDR2 mod pages, that's it. And it's usually some guy that's just, one of them's not even mods, it's just one guy that's so good at just shooting everybody, like

there'll be like a gang of people who'll threaten them, right? And then they'll be like, and then it'll be, oh, I'm just kidding. And then he'll pull out a six shooter and kill all of them like immediately. It's so impressive. It's so fucking impressive. It's like someone who's like really good at aiming and other mods of like pushing people really far or uh somehow people following you on

roofs and then pushing them off and shit and like just doing it's just falling it's just pushing people off of shit it's i don't know why but uh somebody has a lot of pages like that so i am absolutely floored by this question i'm going to send you guys a tweet that uh uh that that signifies what this is about so i'm about to read it all right and uh i i really uh hey guys So Ashlet, Ashlet wrote in, and she says, hey guys, I just had my name legally changed to Ashley Combat Evolved Jay. What name, first, middle, or last would you change yours to be? And she includes proof that she did it, and she fucking did. No!

No! She did. Her name is Ashley Combat Evolved. No! Which is way. Fucking crazy. Ashley Why?

That is so fucking cool, man. Hey, no, it's not. That is awesome. Ashley, Ashley, I'm happy for you. I'm glad to me your choice. I'm glad you're happy with it. But let's talk, okay. Combat.

Don't be on that. That's not. That's so. No, that rules. That rules. That is so cool. I can't even believe it. You know what's interesting?

I've always thought about changing my name, but then I was the only person that I was thinking of, oh, maybe my mom would be really offended because, you know, my dad's in the dirt, that don't matter. But, like, so just like, all right, my mom, maybe she'll be mad or something. Are you named after your dad? I'm named after my dad, so it really doesn't matter at the end of the day.

Well, isn't everybody? Yeah, well, typically. Unless the dad was a piece of trash and they gave the mom's name. Yes. Yes. That's usually... Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM.

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anywhere in your life or something. But default. I have my father's first name, but not his last name. Okay. But yeah. You have your dad's entire name, right? I just, uh, wait, who, who are you asking me? You, Derek, is your dad?

Yeah, I have his last, I have his last name. I don't, I'm not, uh, well, there's no, no, no, no, my dad's name is Mark. Which that's why, like, it's so weird. RIP Marcus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you think about that? Did that cost you in mind at all when you were seeing that? You were like, wait a minute.

It didn't. No, that didn't, because I actually have an uncle named Marcus, but he was, he was disabled. So, like, it was, he didn't live, he didn't live super long. Just, it's weird. Both of my uncles, the last kids that my grandma had, just, I don't know what happened. Like my my uncle They got fucking abducted by aliens That's what happened

Because my uncle Michael is arrested development And then my my Marcus He just he didn't make it that long Because he was a You he was you know He was disabled stuff like that But I thought of Marcus But the only thing that weirded me out was

This was a weird coincidence The number that I have I think The number that I had prior to the one that I have now The person was named Marcus That had it before So it was a crazy coincidence that that rest of peace Marcus thing happened,

all of a sudden I would get some text messages and saying, hey, Marcus, and I thought it was somebody fucking with me. I thought it was maybe some type of troll that, like, docks me and got my info or some shit. And I'm like, what the fuck like, who the fuck is this? And it just happened to be, no, somebody named Marcus had the phone before. I'm not, what the

fuck kind of coincidence is that? How does that even happen? But anyway, the world's small, but also big. It is. You actually have another example of that. I dropped my wallet one time. And, My old phone number was that I had business cards when I was doing background acting. My business cards were in there.

So the lady that found my wallet called that number. I didn't have that number anymore. But the number got transferred to my step sister. My youngest step sister somehow miraculously got that number at her new house. And so she's like, hey, they called me. And I was like, how the fuck is that even? That makes no sense that some of the person that I know out of the 60,000 people, people that lived in my city. The person that I know that I live with for most of my life

got that number. I was just like, this is bullshit. This is, this doesn't make any sense at all. Weird shit, but small but big, bro. Exactly. But anyway, I was, I want to change my name. I asked my mom about this. The weird thing was I thought she was going to be like, what the fuck? Like, are you stupid? She, like, didn't really even say anything. I don't think he gives a fuck either way. She's like, yeah, whatever. I asked her, I'm like, what do you think if I changed my name is something traditionally African. Like, you know, like, I was like, what if my name, like, Kamaru or some shit? Like, how would you feel about that?

And she was like, oh, whatever. And I was like, what? I thought she was going to be like, no, you should be, like, proud of your, you should be, like, she seems like she doesn't give a fuck. Why would you change to me as an accident? The fuck, that's so dumb. It is kind of strange. Like, I get why. Like, it makes sense.

But, like, it is kind of strange that you don't really have a say in your name. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It makes sense. I understand. I understand why. I understand why that's a tradition. I understand why it happens that way. But it is bizarre that the way that you will be referred to until you die is not your choice.

It's not your choice. I think you should. I think moving forward, I honestly think like Gen Z and up and everything, it should be, once they're old enough to understand, like, really understand, like, what and how that process works and everything, that you should be able to upgrade if you so choose. and if it's reasonable. Like, say, if I was a parent and my kid was like,

I fucking hate my name, which there's a possibility because the names that I have, you know, the names that I, that I, they may not like them. They may not like them.

And then so if they're like, I want to change my name. I'm like, within reason. Your name's not, you can, you can, your name's not going to be Dracula.

I'm just telling you that. Like, your name's not going to be fucking, like, your name's not going to be Dracula or Obama or something. But like, I'll consider something reasonable. Obama.

You have to address them like that too. Oh, Bobna, clean up your room Bama I want to change your room To like a regular size name Because for years of my life I'd play like RPGs And I'd have seven characters

And not six And not eight So I'd never be able to put my full name So I'd put like Ben or Luke Or something like that You wouldn't just put King Because King sounds Potentious

I'm really named King Bro I mean there's a lot You are named King It's a common last name I've actually known I know three King Because I started to put in Jameson.

Yeah. I just put in Jamesson. That's works, I guess. But now I just put Kingston without the, oh, so it's Kingston. Kingston. Kingston. I don't know why you wouldn't embrace King. Because that's just dope.

It's like fucking Tekken, man. Like King. That's the shit. We do you start wearing a leopard mask. You start wearing a leopard mask. You have no idea how much more I'd respect you if you fucking just started doing that. If you just decided to commit. to the fact that you were just basically a

part leopard to the point where you would to the point where people around you wouldn't be entirely sure dude the fact that he roared and stuff that's what got me i was like why is he roaring you have no idea how much got sometimes when i like

it's okay tech and three for example sometimes when i when something because one way that he would win he would do a thumbs down and you'd make a specific roar it would be like i would do that shit Like, I would just randomly fucking go, like, ah. I fucking love King, bro.

And then he'll, like, when he starts his chain combo to do that German suplex, like, he does two specific, like, barking roars, like, like, I fucking have that shit memorized, bro. I was obsessed with King when I was a kid. I just didn't know what he was. Like, you didn't know if it was a mask or not? Dude, until, is he real or not? Dude, sincerely, until this podcast, I think, like, there was some episode where he did it.

I was pretty convinced that he was just part leopard, like, sincerely. I played Tekken 4. And it was crazy, too, because I did, I did play, I played Tekken 2. And I saw the scene of, like, in the beginning of Tekin 2 where, like, he throws the mask down. And you don't see King's face. Yeah. Like, I think Robot King or whatever the fucking other name is. Armour King throws the leopard mask down.

Right. And I saw that. like, He's like walking a, what was it? What was it? Was it Manta ray? He was walking without a head

and SpongeBob? He's like, I won't be needing this anymore. That's right. Yeah. He's fucking without a head. That was probably one of the funniest things in SpongeBob. Well,

to me, I remember thinking, it's so funny, like the connections that my child brain made. Like the, the logic of a child brain is so funny. Because I remember being like, yeah,

that's a mask in the cut scene. But like, he roars. But he roars. He roars too convincingly. That was the thing. That's, a good point right there. It wasn't just a roar. It would be like an actual beast sound. I'm like,

that's how those creatures sound on PBS to me. You know, it's funny though, in retrospect, in retrospect, in Tekken 2 especially, I bet that was just some fucking guy. Oh, probably. You know, I bet it, I bet it wasn't even like a, like a, like a royalty-free, like a roar sound or anything. I bet it was just some guy in the microphone going, I sound like really good. Who's that guy? I don't know who he is, but you've probably seen the clip of this old dude that was acting like a z- zombie next to his wife or something yeah yeah that guy

like that fucking guy dude I forgot about that guy that's an old clip yeah yeah he was talking about he's talking about the rabid dogs or something something like they were going he's a classic video his wife got stared that was so funny it's fantastic

that's my husband what the fuck so I'm thinking like somebody like him like a voice actor like him can probably do a really good leopard or whatever the fuck king is and just make it sound convincing Yeah

Like actually Joe Rogan, I will say I'll compliment him on his Animal sounding skills He's pretty fucking good Dude that video of him The video of him The video of him is so fucking good

I must not be pinned into literature dude If you don't think If you don't think a chimp won't rip your face off and fuck your feet You haven't been reading the literature That's so fucking astounded The literature

What's the next question Yeah let's go Let's move on Well first of all Congratulations Ashley Combat Evolved Yeah High 5, I fucking 5 dude Our next live show

You better be there I need to fucking High 5 you That's amazing We want you on stage Because you need one Not because you deserve one But like way too

Tight and then you Snapper Dude I don't know man I appreciate I appreciate I appreciate Those who just don't have reverence

for the things that we have been taught to have reverence for. The reason I won't change my name, the reason I won't change my name is because I feel like I owe, I owe my family to not change my name. You know what I mean? Like, it's just like this weird feeling

like it's like, I shouldn't change my last name. There's a lot of history there or whatever. Like, my first name was chosen for a reason. It reminds me my sister. My middle name's my dad's name. I love my dad. I have no real reason

to change my name. That is perfectly fine. But I would love to be able to do it. I would love, I would, I would, I'll put it this way, I would love to want to change my name enough to do it. I would love, I would love that amount of authorship over my own. I agree. It's like, whatever. It's like, it doesn't bother me either way.

I like your name, like, your name is the shit. I think your name is badass and it's, but I think it's a grass is greener thing because people tell me this shit all the time. When I, whenever I sign up for stuff or whatever, they're like, oh, your fucking name sounds like some movie star thing. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? But, like, I just, whatever. It doesn't matter to me. Like to me, I don't have the same feelings that a lot of people do. It's not anything against my family.

He doesn't have feelings. I don't have the same feelings. I don't feel things like regular people. I don't feel stuff. Yeah, that's what I meant. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

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Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for indeed sponsored jobs. No, I just don't have like the same, like that sentimentality over that. To me, I'm just like, all right, this is what's just was chosen for me. Even the pilot moniker, I don't feel, even though like, oh, this is my wife's last name now.

And that's another point where she really has no, like, women just lose their fucking identity. They become property. Like, yeah, and a thing where I'm like, it makes even more sense to like, let's just shake it up and do some weird shit, you know? Like, uh, if you change that name doesn't belong to anymore. Oh,

does she belong to? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder, like this is my wife and not just your wife. I was, we were, we were thinking about,

um, change her last name, like, I was making, really change her first and last name. What? What is it gonna be? What do you got?

What do you got? We don't know, some dumb bitch Jamesson. That is crazy. Jason, how would you feel, how would you feel, How would you feel if Lily didn't want to take your last name?

I wouldn't care. Yeah, right? I don't care. She's going to get me my own money when I'd get my dies. I saw this thing going viral on Twitter. I saw this thing going viral on Twitter of like some guy kind of chastising his girlfriend or something because he was like, she won't. They were on a podcast together too, so it might be completely fake. Yeah.

It started an interesting question where it's like she was like, yeah, I don't want to, I'll take your name, but I want my name as well. So like a hyphen. situation. Yeah, Mexicans and he was, he was, like, offended by that

because he was like, why don't you want to take my name? And it's wild because I've never once thought about that at all. Like, I've never once given a fuck

about that entire concept. Uh-huh. Like, if I'm getting married to somebody, you can keep your last name for all I fucking care. Yeah, I think,

if I think your last name is fucking dope, I might take yours. Yeah, there's, yeah, Chris, what happened is this,

right? Dude, if I got married and to some girl name, like, I don't know, Like Veronica Wolfkill or something? It's like, bro.

Yeah, Wolfenstein, I'd be like, what's up? Let's go. Let's fucking go, dude. How can we solve this? But what happens is this, right? This is what happens, right, Chris? This happens to a lot of people in this world, right? You're not a misogynist patriarchal asshole, right?

That system of marriage, yet, of course. Every man ends up there. It's just we don't matter how much we run. There's always time. We run, we hide. We end up at that place. But the thing is that it is just you're a woman losing her identity and being

acquired by you. It literally is. That's what it is, unfortunately. So what happens is that for most of us, we're like, I don't really care. But people are like, no, it's tradition. And it has to be this way, you know why they say they have that stance. None of this modernity shit.

Yeah, I don't care. Like, a UFC fighter just got a bunch of shit. There's this Irish dude name. Ian Gary. He married his Brazilian wife. And so now his name is Ian Machado Gary or Machado. Ian Machado Gary Ian Machado's a way cool. That's a dope name. It sounds cool. You know what I thought it was?

When I first heard Machado, I thought because he's really into like a lot of martial arts and stuff. So I thought he was, he had some, I thought it was a nickname that was like some Japanese shit, because Mashado almost sounds like a Japanese word to me. Where I was like Pashto or something. I was like, oh. But then I learned it was his wife's

last name. And I was like, yeah, his name sounds cool now, Ian Machado Gary. And then the other people are like, oh, what a cook. I was like, dude, that guy will beat the piss out of you. Like, shut the fuck up. Yeah, I don't get that, man. If you got to, if your girl, if your girl has a cooler name, like, I don't see any. I will say, like, if you have, like, a normal last name, like, if your name is, like, Kingsen Jameson, right?

And you married a girl named, like, I don't know, Kira McSlot. Yeah, let's go. You know what I mean? It's like, eh, you know, I don't know why you did that. That seems kind of, seemingly, or like Booty or something, you know what I mean? Booty. I married a girl named Boodie's a real last name.

Which is awesome. It's not a real name. I want bad bitch. No, no, no, I didn't say Mick Slut. I said Booty. Bad bitch. Oh, What do you think about that?

Booty's a real name. Like, I think one of the heads of Xbox's his name is Matt Booty. That's so fucking awesome. Do what about fucking, the way people were talking about him for a year? It was insane. People were fucking making threats by him.

There's a bunch of sexual threats. And it's like, Jesus Christ, it's not cool. People are horty, bro. Booty. You're a fucking horny. Anyway, let's move on. A new question. A new question.

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My gym car is probably, I don't know, like a boogai. A boogal. A boogai. What is your real ass? What is your real answer? I don't think he has one. I don't care about cars too much. Kingston doesn't drive.

He doesn't know how to drive. He's afraid of cars. I'm not afraid of cars. I'm afraid of cars. You are afraid of cars. Every time I drive, every time I drive, though, I think about what I can do if you're in with that car. It's really scary.

Because I don't know if that's the darkness in my mind being like, yo, I could flatten somebody right now. And you hear, I can make this person. Didn't you crash? Yes. Didn't you crash your girlfriend's dad's car? Yes. That's awesome. When was this?

Years ago. A. Yo, for the episode. First episode. Come drive my car. Hey. Wow.

Are you serious? Who's the first episode? Are you joking? That's fucking crazy. That was late. Oh, man, I got to go. No, my fucking vehicle. I say, what the fuck?

I don't know. I don't know. That's so fucking funny. Civilized Mexican. I can't. Civilized Bongo Bongo Bongo

I don't want to leave the Congo Oh no no no no no Go get him Lily Sick him Lily Lingo Bongo And Lily was like I'm like fucking like Bit you and shit right

Dude man This Farrow Lily She fucking got all She got it off She got it off Fucker for us I don't I don't have

I don't have a dream car at all Like I don't I just I don't There are cars that I I come across, there are cars that I come across that I'm like, that's a pretty, that's a beautiful car. Like, I appreciate really nice looking cars. I'm a big fan of the, the old, like, boxy-looking cars specifically. Like, there's something about them that I like a lot, aesthetically speaking.

Yeah. But I don't, I wouldn't go out of my way to, like, acquire one or, like, I'm totally, like, my Toyota Corolla is so perfect for me. Like, I don't care. Like, I know it's, like, a basic fucking car. Yeah. But, like, it does everything I needed to do. It's, like, it works perfectly. The parts for it are cheap because it's so far.

fucking abundant. I don't see a reason to have. Like, I never understood the idea of having, like, a really expensive, like, showboaty car. Because it's, like, it's just a target to me. Like, whenever I see a nice car in public, it's not even that, like, I want to do it. But, like, my brain is, like, scratch that fucking car. Che it. Jesus Christ.

Like, it really, like, sincerely, like, there's a voice in my brain. It's, like, scratch this fucking car. Take your keys out and scratch this fucking car. And I'm like, no, I'm not going to do that. but I really like I feel it See what you do is you put vinegar all over the car And ruin the paint What you call me?

Yeah, that's what I... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You put vinegar on the car And then you scratch the paint So that's how you get away with it See, now you cut it Now you cut it out of it Why do you get away with it with vinegar?

What is... Well, it's because nobody's gonna like If you, because real quick You just keep a little bit of vinegar in your pocket You know? You just get pocket vinegar Yeah, that's insane A little pocket and you just a little pocket

You know, a little bit of vinegar. You went a vinegar, a little bit of salt. Yeah, and then you just walk by and his sweet. Yeah. You know what? My friend, uh, we went to a, we went to, we were at a venue. We're at a venue and this fucking idiot boxed me in. And, uh, I couldn't get out of my own.

So I had to have my friend, uh, like, guide me out. I was pissed. And he took this upon himself because I had some Taco Bell hot sauce packets in my, just my cup holder. And so as we were like pulling out, I was good, he got back in the car. He grabbed some of the hot sauce and then just poured it on the dude's car. And I'm like, bro. Like, bro. Because like, basically the vinegar and it's going to fucking, it could fuck up the paint.

And I was like, like, he's that guy, though. He's, he's that guy. Like, I feel like everybody has one friend. They're like, why the fuck am I friends with this dude? Like, why am I, why am I friends with this guy? Like, he just, like, dude, I remember Kingston was like that. Like, the first time we went out, uh, it was like after like a concert or something. It's like, he, he came into the engine of another car.

because it double parked at us. It was like the most insane thing I ever seen. He uncorked the oil cap. It was crazy. It was the most insane thing. Fucked the car and busted it. Then left. That's what was so crazy.

That's what it was crazy about it. He didn't even fuck it. He just walked out of the car already hard, leaned over it, and came into the engine. And then walked away. That's so impressive. It was scary, man. You're just ready to go. Just ready to fucking go.

At a moment's notice, you're here the bus. You're already at the fucking climax already. I love that. I wish I could do that. I wish I could do that. I like cars a little bit, but I don't have anything fancy I want. I don't care, man. I miss my Seleca.

I used to have a 2000 Toyota Seleca that they stopped making Selecas in 2006 or 7 or whatever. And it pissed me out. Those are my favorite cars. So I would like to just, you know, get an old one and fix it up. You know, put a new engine into something like that. And then I want a giant car. I used to have a lifted Tahoe. And I bought it off my, what I call my stuff.

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Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building, hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature.

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Less stress, less time, more results. When you need the right person to cut through the chaos, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. And listeners of this show will get a $75 sponsored job credit to help your job get the premium status it deserves at Indeed.com slash podcast. Just go to Indeed.com slash podcast right now. Indeed.com slash podcast. Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. That brother, I guess, because my stepsister's husband. I bought it off of him and then it was too expensive to run after a while because I changed jobs and I was way further. Maybe a row for it. Maybe a, maybe a Crown Vic, a cop, Crown Vic. Look, yeah, you

I would I would crash my car into you I would like Just the fact that you'd roll in anything like that They're just just the The history of the crown Victoria's that's disgusting Like when I see regular people driving those

I'm like you should be a fucking shame to yourself You'd be ashamed to yourself bro What's so bad with this dude? I want to roll in Huh? What? I don't know this What's bad with them?

What do you mean? that they're the official police cruiser for like the longest time. Yeah, I know. I want one. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like it's like it feels the same when people like, oh, you know, the Iron Cross. Well, it's always existed for before it was a symbol of Nazism. And so I'm like, yeah, but it's kind of tainted now.

It's kind of tainted now. It's a little. It's a little bit ruined. It's like, dude, if you're not in a place, if you're not in a place where it's inside of an etching on. somewhere, don't use it. He needs to be in like a thing that's much older than the modern world. I'm like, alright, that's fine.

I, well, isn't it kind of like the thing where it's like, do you remember back in the day where people were trying to make the okay where this was like a, like a Nazi symbol or something? Right. Maybe it's like that where it's like, people are like, come on. It's not a swastical. It's different. No, Hitler, I know what you're saying, obviously.

It's so, like, it's just like, remember Michael Jordan trying to bring back the Hitler's stash in the Haynes commercial? It just, it just doesn't. It's ruined. Unfortunately, even though it's just a mustache. I will say this about cars. Yeah. Speaking of Hitler,

it ain't the chaplain. Speaking of Hitler and cars. Let's go. Mercedes? There was one car. My dad had, no, not a Mercedes.

My dad had a Volkswagen, a 1992 Volkswagen Jedda, which is like not a particularly nice looking car or anything, but I really loved it a lot. It was like really, it's really boxy.

And it looks like a fucking Nintendo entertainment system. And I think that's why I liked it. It just looked like a PS1, that car. And I really, like, I was going to inherit it. And then my cousin, Angelis, crashed it. God damn. And destroyed it. So, like, I never had never got to drive.

I have an interesting thing about Jedda. Angelese? Angelese. When I was, oh, go ahead. Oh, my God. What do we do? No, it's a woman, Angelese. In 2008, I was doing some hip-hop projects, and I was trying to think of a name of like, I just want an alias.

And I really liked, I was a big fan of the vampire saviour, Darkstalkers shit. And the final boss in the third one, his name is Jeddah. And I was like, I'm going to just do that. I'm just going to pick Jeddah, whatever. But everyone that came across, they're like, what are you fucking car? I don't get it. And I was just like, it's not even spelled this thing. But it was just people when they hear that word

I was like fuck I changed it immediately I was like never mind Yeah you gotta I was like never mind bro Yeah my rap my rap alias in 2008 was Bacon slanger Bacon bacon that man you should have kept that bro Yeah man I would I would slang bacon all over mine was probably would you Probably would end up on epic meal time or some shit Yeah back then too especially

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Other than Chris, not knowing you can just throw the sleep potion at the goblin. in Baltic Gate 3 to put her to sleep. There's been, well, I tried that and it didn't work. So, like, maybe I did it wrong or something, but I definitely did try that. Has there been any mechanics in video games that you didn't know about at first that made you feel like a dumbass when you found out about them because they seemed obvious in hindsight or just hidden mechanics that blew away? I have an immediate answer to this.

Yeah, I do too. An immediate answer to this. Shadow the Colossus. Shadow of the Colossus was my favorite game fucking forever. And I played that game for the first time in, like, 2012. That's a PS2 game. And it's still impressed me in, like, 2012. 2012 when the PS3 was like well

like it was like a year or two away from the PS4 so like right it was old already by the time I played it for the first time it was like oh man I was so enamored with it I was like this is fucking beautiful this soundtrack slaps it's it's so pretty like wow what a good physics engine wow these boss designs are so cool

and I beat the whole game and then I found out way later on that like oh did you like did you kill the lizards and I was like what the fuck you're talking about the lizards And it was like, oh yeah, if you kill, there are little lizards that are running around the map sometimes, and you can find them in trees or something. And if you kill them, it increases your stamina, so you're not at base stamina the whole game.

You beat it in base stamina. Dude, I struggled so hard. There were so many times where I was like, dude, I can't hold on to these bosses long enough to do fucking anything to them. And, dude, years later, I think I played it three times also, by the way. I beat it, like, I beat that game three times before I even realized that you could increase your stamina at all. And I was like, I can't fucking believe this. I like that became so much easier. I like that that wasn't a thought, like say, you would maybe just Google like, fuck, can I increase my stamina?

Like, you did. No, I just, well, because the rest of the game was so simple. You know what I mean? It was like, it's just you, your horse, and you're going around to different bosses. There aren't even like, there aren't even like smaller enemies in between them. It's just a boss rush game, basically. Right. And so, like, I figured, well, this is a simple game.

There's only one weapon. You have one horse. You can't customize yourself at all. It's a simple game. So I didn't think that there was any way to upgrade at all. There's no upgrade system. There's no upgrade tree. It doesn't tell you this.

Yeah. So I just assumed that, like, oh, they're going for like a more retro kind of thing here where it's just a little bit more simple. And I was like, because why would I think? First of all, like, why would I assume? if I kill lizards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My stamina would improve.

Yeah, it's not really, yeah. I don't really see the connection, too, so I get it. I understand. You're entirely right, but like, you know, you should have done it, you know. Yeah. Well, whatever. Well, okay. So mine is simple, and it kind of blew my mind.

It was God of War 2018. I think somebody told me in chat or something where to the shield break, you just double tap block. like when you do a shield bash and it breaks the person's defense where if they had like a shield or the Valkyries had their wheel their

them shielded I think literally I was doing the I think I was doing the what's her name the final the Valkyrie queen I think I was fighting her when I figured it out I think someone told me or something I didn't know about at all

that shit shattered my brain because it made fighting there were certain enemies that I was like, these people are so annoying to fight. And then, no, they're not.

It's so easy. I was like, I can't believe this. Because I don't remember there being a tutorial saying you can do that. I'm sure if you looked at the menu of the moves, I know,

who fucking does that? I just, you just do combos and then you know them. They just, they just come, like, there's only so many combos in the fucking game.

Honestly. Yeah, Starfield has a lot of that stuff where, like, the game just doesn't tell you a lot of, a lot of things. Very cool. Which is cool.

Like, I kind of like that because it's like it leads to, it's a cool sense of discovery. It's like, oh, that's cool. But at the same time, it's like, bro, 80 hours into Starfield, I found out that there was a way to, that there was a way to like alter the flight mode. So like, usually in, like, you're flying and it's like, you know, you're going forward because your propulsion is pushing you forward. Yeah. If you hold like right bumper or something, you can go like up and down and like left and right. You know what I mean? You didn't know that?

cover. I had no fucking idea because it didn't tell you that. Also, you needed like a skill to do that. It was like behind a skill thing. So like I had no fucking clue this whole time that I could have been doing that.

I was struggling so hard in space balance. I guess it's like. So you know that you're from you know, so people that have been fighting games. You know, the road for a Hodokin is a quarter circle forward. And then you do Hadoken. That's not true at all.

You're lying. Okay. So let me continue. So if you do a quarter circle or then a Hadocan and another quarter circle and square, that'll do an ultimate. I didn't know that was how

Maconanagan I didn't know that I don't have to do two of them but like no you can do a cortisol Hadoken then cortisol again and then you just put on and you'll use like a show you can and it's like oh I didn't

wish I knew wait like whenever those bars like a bar was present you didn't like what are we talking about here like say so happened is when you've discovered this

I level one right when did you right I learned I found it sound like maybe like three months ago. What do you mean? So if you use a quarter circle once and then a quarter circle again real quickly, it'll count as two quarter circles

and a button won't count. So use a Ultra. If you have the ultra, that's a square one. It's really weird. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, to be honest. It's really weird. Do you mean like... Do you mean like... Do you mean like, say, the way that they always were before? I don't like... Isn't that how it always worked? I know when Third Strike is like this. I don't really know about the older

ones. So if you use the hadoken motion, right? With analogs, you press square, you'll do a hadoken. Right. You do a, yeah, you make the same motion and then you press circle, then you do it again, you'll do a hadoken said. You'll do your ultra. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbata. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem

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This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Yeah, like you mean like you double it up and that's how you would be like, like you do half circle, half circle. You can do a do ad hoc in the middle of it. It counts the cord, it counts the analog. motion last. Like so you mean like say to like set up your

basically what you're supposed to do is stagger people so you can do your fucking ultra. What happened is like how do I explain? It's like you're staggered and you do your Hadoon and then you do your super adoken right? Yeah. And if you use another quarter circle and press circle again or square whatever the punch button is again

whatever you'll use your ultra because what happened is the double quarter motion circle motion is apparently a very weird emotion to do with which you on like the online like, um, he did a moment. So what they do is they help me like store, store inputs to be able to do it instead. Yeah, I thought, I thought that was like the point of, because sometimes, especially if we're playing competitively, it's hard to trigger, it's hard to hit somebody with a super, because the most

people will be anticipating it. So you have to stagger them at some point, either why you're in the middle of a combo, or if you were to throw a hadoken, and then you activate the, the, the, the, the ultra right behind it to hopefully you stagger them or something, or something. like that. So I see what you're saying. So there's that tactic that you'd never, you just found out about it. I feel like... I would do two double quarter circles and then then you didn't press circle. And I'd always fuck up. I see. Always fuck up for years. And I was just like, oh, it's a shortcut. I didn't know. I see what you're saying. I see,

I mean, there's, you should just, man, just watch fucking diego or something. You fucking just has like every tutorial that there is to man. I'm over the fucking man. Oh my God. Oh my God. What would have? I'm gonna, I'm gonna beat him off a seven gay son. on Army couldn't hold my sack, wrote in. He says, hi, gang. Is there a gaming memory associated with a family

member slash friend of yours that was too embarrassing to forget? I remember back when the Wii fit came out and it told my whole family that my mother was morbidly obese. Which is crazy. I don't know if we have good answers to that, but I wanted to share that because it's so...

I mean, blushy, though? Was it, like, not cabin. I was like, yo this bitch biggest shit. It was 2008, so like, I mean, she might It was 2008, so she might have been totally fine. Do you remember, do you remember back then? We're like, dude, I remember

seeing people in magazines being like, you know, Britney Spears is fat or whatever, and it's just like, yeah. Not even slightly, not even a little bit actually. Yeah, that show was pretty wild. Yeah. Cocaine chic was like the style back then. Yeah, to be like emaciated like fucking, what's his,

what's some, oh my God, the friend of Paris Hilton than her friend Nicole Richie Nicole Richie Yeah Perez Hilton I'm kidding Yeah

Yeah that That guy He was fat I forgot about that guy What the fuck is he doing Alright What's funny about him He's basically the precursor

To a lot of like modern That tabloid shit Yeah like Like Perez Hilton Is probably like I don't think he influenced a lot of things But like a lot of people

Kind of ended up just Becoming a version of him You know what I mean Like how Kempstar is basically Perez Hilton. I agree. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. TMZ. I feel like if there is a devil, like, it's just TMZ. It's the guy that owns TMZ, that guy. That guy, yeah. Yeah, there's that fine guy. The guy who looks like, he always looks like Randall from fucking Monsters Inc. to me. He's got like a Randall face to me. Like, I don't know, I don't know. He's definitely

Randall-esque. He's a salamander-ass-looking guy. I remember he just like hearing that he's a lawyer because there would be like the doesn't matter but yeah that he would just be holding a drink all the time I remember just seeing his fucking face and holding the drink and then he had this nigger with dreds that he'd work with and I'm like man brother you're doing

Harvey Levin that that sounds right and then there's this yeah there's this black dude I remember I just remember the last time I saw him was when Kanye was on TMZ oh my God that's right you remember that shit and he was like

oh he was like oh 400 years he got over there for that long It sounds like a choice. And I'm like, that's, that's so fucking crazy. I hate it. I, I, I, man. But, but it actually, it is kind of telling.

It's telling, though, because, like, even though that seemed like a weird thing, and then look what it led to. So it's kind of like, it, it did, it somehow possibly got worse. But, uh, okay, uh, to answer the dude's question, um, I, I, I, I, I, I can only think about like rage quitting, people rage quitting, but that was always funny to me. Like it wasn't, I wouldn't say like embarrassing or anything. Whenever I would see people rage quit, I always thought it was the funniest fucking shit ever.

Like people getting their asses whoop too hard or whatever and then they fucking like, you know, like fucking throw a little fit. And they're like, you're such a bitch, dude. Like, you're such a bitch. So it's not explicitly, it's not explicitly related to a game. but it ties into Spider-Man is such a driving force in my life. So I have one of my friends, Malik, who I've known for a very, very long time, I still talk to him every now and again, but we were friends in like, I think, third grade to sixth grade, because that's when we went to school together.

But he would come to my house and we would play all sorts of games, like War the Monsters and Hunter the Reckoning and all sorts of stuff like that. And I remember, he introduced me to Haylor, actually. But I remember specifically we were at my house and we were playing Spider-Man on the Xbox, the original Toby McGuire game. And in that game you can play

as the Green Goblin. There was like a cheat code that you could do. I don't remember exactly what it was. But you could play as like huh? I don't remember that, but I played more two than one. Oh, you don't remember. Dude, it was so cool. You could fly around on the glider and everything. I think the story was like it was hairy in the suit. I don't remember. It was really dumb. But you got to play through the entire campaign has the green goblin on his glider.

And I remember there's this mission where you have to rescue Mary Jane. And I carry, like, and so it's the green goblin carrying Mary Jane. And I remember being like, oh, man, and you fly to the bridge or whatever. The Washington Bridge is like, yo, we're going to fuck on this bridge. I'm the green goblin. I'm going to, I'm going to, we were children, by the way. Nice. And Malik thought it was so funny that he ran to my parents to tell them that I said it.

And I was so... What? I was so fucking mad because I was like, don't say this. We're friends. I don't even think he intended to get me in trouble or anything.

He just thought it was genuinely... It was the funniest thing he'd ever heard in his fucking life. So, like, is that how he would... Is that the type of relationship he had with his parents, you think? No.

Well, maybe, I don't know. Maybe they would make jokes about that stuff, but I was like, seriously, don't do that. Because, no, but what kid would run to knowing that they shouldn't be saying shit like that? So I'm assuming... I don't know. man. I don't know. I would assume that his parents probably

they would share fucked up jokes like that. Yeah, but so to get back at him, so to get, so to get back at it, because I held on to that for so long, because I got in trouble for it too. It's like, oh man, this sucks. So like, for a while, I somehow, I don't know how I did it, but I convinced him. I'd bring this up to him every now and again, because it embarrasses him so much. I convinced him

that my cousin worked for a company that could build gliders. And I told him, like, yeah, dude, like, you could get one. Like, I could, I could, I could put in a good word for you. And, and we could, we could, we could both get gliders. We could fly around the city. And he was like, whoa, that's crazy.

And he, like, totally fucking believe. I must have been, like, a really fucking good actor to other kids at that age. Because I was so good at this. But, like, for years, by the way, this was, this went on for years. It's like, yeah, I would say stuff like, yeah, I think it got, I don't know, there was, like, something in production. It was, like, some recall or something. So, like, it's on its way.

but it's taking a lot longer. And you'd be like, oh, man, I'm really excited about it. Third grade, fourth grade, fifth grade, sixth grade. He like continued. To the point where it was like, it was getting to the point where it's like, I could tell that he felt dumb for believing it. But at the same time, I've never given him a reason to doubt it. Yeah.

And so he still had hope. And then years later, I think when Destiny came out, because that was the group that we did raids with, When that's, I reconnected with them. Like, he was like, hey man, you remember, you remember when you promised me that glider? And I was like, yeah, man. And he was like, no, I don't.

I know that was a lie, but like, he's like, I know that was a lie, but like, can you just tell me so I can, just tell me so that I could be free? No, I made that up. No, I swear it. I will, I almost feel like my friends still fuck with me. I told you guys the story

playing Hunter the Reckoning with my friend at New Year's Eve and like the controller like the you know how they had the it would was it called the trip wire or whatever Yeah The whole thing it didn't like

It the whole thing just shot out And hit him in the chest Did I tell you guys that? Yeah you told yeah yeah Yeah like and I said He swears to God that he had nothing to do with it I feel like he's still fucking with me I do because that was that was 2000

That was New Year's 2004 Dude I always fucked with Kingston And I swear I did I fucked with Kingston once where I pretended to be able to move shit with my mind and I did it in like a really convincing way

and it bothered him for months. I was really fucking eye and I was like dude stop stop stop I'm doing it yeah yeah do you remember what I did

I don't remember how I did that I made a couple move across the table and I was like what the fuck's happening oh was the water like when the condensation of the water like starts dripping under and then like it starts to move was it like something like that or no I sincerely I don't even remember

what the trick was I just knew that it would convince him that I was, that I knew how to move shit with my mind. And so I did it in silence when I knew he was watching. All right, guys, wrap it up. I don't know, man, I like it. It's so late over here. Not dying. I have to start cleaning up the house.

I have to get up the house. It's 8 o'clock. Well, if you, well, I guess, I guess we've got to get going. Blame Sween. Sorry, guys. What a bitch. He's a little. Pussy. He has to clean his fucking apartment every two minutes.

Yeah. Yeah. Why don't you just keep it? Why don't you just not dirty it up? We don't. You've seen my apartment, Chris. And what are you cleaning? Immaculate King.

The same things. We cleaned yesterday, Brain. The same thing. The same thing. I love, I love, I love, uh, you got them mixed up, by the way. It's, it's, it's, brain is the one who says that. Yeah, yeah. Hello, hello.

I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM Research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future.

Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right?

Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed?

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The same thing you every night, Pinky. How does Pinky sign again? Try to kill every black person in the world. Pinky? He's like, hey, yo brain, what's good? He's like, hi, right? I don't know. Yarr, right.

Hey, nigga. What did you say, Derek? I, nigga. Wait, yeah, peak, I'm peek. And he's like, yo. Yo, nigga. I'm Orson Wells. Chill out.

Chill the fuck out, bro. I'm, yo, I'm Orson Wells. Chill out. He went to say the N-word. He would say the N-Rourg. He knows he hates that word. He would. He would absolutely say the N-Wood. Have you not? Have you not?

Orson-Wiles? It is. He talks about how much he thinks discrimination is objective. Like, he's so anti-Rism. It was hilarious. There's nothing discriminatory about saying the N-word. About calling somebody in N-Ward. You're doing that commercial. It's a drunk.

It's an assessment. that wine commercial he's like fucked up he's like super drunk he's drunk he's he's like he's like Saskatchewan wine drink it until you can't feel dude he's got dude I love Orson Wells he's probably one of my favorite people I think he is the only person in like the older world that I respect a little bit yeah man it's gonna be a sad it's gonna be a sad fucking day when he dies

yeah yeah yeah absolutely Absolutely. Yeah, sad fucking day. Is he dead? You know what? I'm pretty fucking sure he's dead, but there's actually, there is a chance that he could be alive. He can be very old. Oh, wow, he died a long time ago.

I imagine he did, but I was like, you know what? At this point. 1985, really? That sounds about right. That doesn't seem right at all to me. I mean, it was fat, so, you know. Did they just have, wait a minute. No, that can't be real.

What do you mean? Why isn't it? What? Because when was... When was what? Oh, never mind. Never mind. When was what?

No, no, no. What stupid thought did you have? What stupid thought did you have? He was thinking of some dumb shit. I just... So here's the thing. I genuinely believe that all the people who were doing impressions of him were just him. We're just him?

Everybody did it. Dude, everybody did it so well, dude. They did it so well. And everybody else sounded like it... If anybody was trying to do, like, I don't know, like, Raleigh Yoda in like in like fucking um what is it the the god pigeons or something like what is it the god the god the good feathers or something uh on animaniacs yeah i love that shit they all sounded like they were imitating joe pesci and raleota and and and and uh jack

nicholson you know what i mean like they all are not jack nicholson robertan nero i know what they all they all sounded like imitators but for some reason like brain i was convinced that brain was like orson well it literally sounds like him it's exactly it is i fucking it is It is fucking identical to the point where it's jarring to find out that he died that long ago. Oh, well. That would have been cool. Alas. That would have been cool.

Alas. I thought he at least died. I thought he died like maybe 10 years later. You know what I mean? He probably could have. I just mean, you know, he was, like, if he's drunk on a fucking cover while he's working, you know, that nigga likes to drink. Yeah, that's true. There's probably no way they were going to wrangle him to do pinky in the brain.

This fucking alcoholic showing up that guy on how I have to voice this mouse. bottles like falling over it like sipping seeping into the fucking audio so like he's talking but you're like fucking it's the it's the greatest vocal performance you've ever heard but it's glass

shattering all around him in the background it's like we can't fucking use this we can't use it we can't edit around this it's the 80s that would so funny that would so fucking funny well yeah let's move on let's get out of here

sweet sweet he has to clean his Sweeney has to clean his little fucking gangrenous penis and fucking go wipe the floor

down with Lysol and lemon pledge My penis is bright green You imagine you had gangrene on your penis that was so severe that it was basic you could chroma key it

Oh my god That's disgusting You could green screen So it's like So it's like Bro you have to tie it off though So it doesn't reach

the other part of your body, so you just tie it off, and then the gangrene stays there. And then you're good. Then you're good. That's how it works, right? Yeah, that's exactly how it works. That's exactly how it works. All right, let's get on out of here so, uh, so Sweeney can go and fucking lick all the crumbs off of his floor.

Yeah, count us down, bitch. Count, count me down. Three, two, one. Obama, Lord of John. drone strikes. Listen to the Sweeney makes me consider racism. Fuck face unstoppable. There goes my homo.

Watch him as she blows. Keith David, but British. 22 episodes to go. I'm coming for you all. Fuck this gay. Suck this gay. Fuck this gay. Suck this gay.

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What's going on? It just happened. Oh, is the red wedding happening? Yeah, it just happened. It's happening right now. She just said... Okay, so we didn't actually give context for this,

but before we recorded, Sweeney was like, yeah, Lily's watching the Red Wedding for the first time ever right now in the other room. So I assume it's occurring right now. Yeah, right now it's occurring. I'm gonna go out there and be like, how wasn't it? He's going to be like...

Me, my car so many duels. I'm like, yeah. You know what's crazy? That's probably a big reason why I didn't watch Game of Thrones either because, like, everybody was talking about the Red Wedding. Yeah. To the point where, like, I just knew what happened. Yeah.

Yeah. Everyone knows about it. It's still entertaining, though. It's still entertaining, brother. I promise you. You know what's crazy? Even knowing it is still. Spoiler, spoiler for the books.

In the books, Robb knows he did fuck shit, so he doesn't let his wife go to the wedding. I mean, that's what I would do? Huh? That's what I would do. I'd just saying that's what I would do. I'd be like, okay, if I'm going to cross this nigga,

I'm going to fucking stay far away from this motherfucker now. So he didn't let the wife go. So right now in Esos, there is little Ned Stark, the only other the only other true born start and the wife over across the sea it's hilarious nice i don't know georgia i don't know if georgia remembers that i don't even know george armory remembers that line probably not probably not dude that book came i think he's on his deathbed bro that that shit that next book he's going to know he's like he's moving around we just that like

i don't know i he has it's too much hype for that last last two books man he got too much money bro he's just me i'm i'm gonna go make elden ring ha ha ha ha ha ha what that ago. He's doing everything but that. He's crazy. He's doing everything but the book. I bet he's going to do like a he's going to like host like the next American Idol or fucking whatever.

You're just going to start doing all this shit. I'm George R.R. Martin and this is Pipp my ride. Yes. Yes. Yes, dude. He just has a medieval thing to pit my ride where he's like, when we got rid of your fucking car and we just it's just he replaces people's cars with horses. With horses.

Yo, what's up, dog? Me and George R. Barn got you a nice fucking Mustang. What do you think? Oh, you thought me a new fucking Mustang? Yeah, no, a literal Mustang. It's a horse. It's wild, too, and it will kick you. It's a wild horse.

We just found this, like, on the border of Mexico. What's the next name, dude? And they just planted it loose in his house. They just let a wild fucking stallion loose in some guy's house kicking shit Just like go inside and check out Check out your fucking horse Check out your ride

Move that bus And that was season one And that was Yeah move that bus It's like Ty Pennington He fucking So the first season The first season of

George Aramarton spent my ride They just left the They just didn't know anything right Like they just let this horse loose season two they understand so they just drug the horse and it's just a sleeping fucking Xanaxed up horse in the middle of your fucking living room

it's like check it out man check out your new fucking ride yeah they just hand you like a saddle it's got a spurtle it's got a Bluetooth speaker dangling from its neck you think dog I just like I just love like

I love the idea of him exhibit like partnering together what would they talk about I can't imagine Exhibitant George Armarin having a conversation dude He would be like

I don't know what George Armartin sounds like But he'd be like I like what you did Within Temptations Yeah Yeah Yeah yeah

He wouldn't say that He would say that Thanks dog Thanks dog I'm for the hell Thanks dog I was so busy Pipping people's rides

And fucking people over Then I forgot to read Your stupid shitty Fruity little book Dude Do you know anything About like The Pimp My Ride

Like the stories. I know I watched that show religiously and, and all the ends and outs. Do you know about, like, what happens after? Yeah, you gotta pay those taxes, brother. Dude, it's not even they pay those taxes. They just rip the shit out of the car. Oh, so, oh, they didn't even give it to them at all. Like, dude, so basically how it works is, and an exhibit really had nothing to do with the show at all. He was literally just like, he was just the host. I don't even think he ever went to any of those fucking sessions at all. He just, like, recorded himself on like a vacant lot being like, hey, yo, it's me exhibit.

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It's fucking, it's insane. That is so funny. I didn't actually did to know that. Dude, it's still it all back. I didn't know that at all. It's so funny. If you look back at that show and just look at the practicality of those, it makes like, why the fuck would you want this?

Like, all of those cars were dumb as shit. Yeah, yeah. It was like, here's a, here's a fucking petting zoo. Yeah. In the back of, in the, in the, it's like, what? I know it's your birthday dog, so we ripped out your engine and we put a cake in it. There you go. We put a mini fridge where the tires should be.

And it's like, what? It's just, the car's like, it's just, we got to put a V-12 engine so it can get going, you know? It's kind of hard to turn. Just read the next one, please. I'm going to throw up. We replace the steering wheel.

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You got to play Vivaldi to get it to work. All right, let's move on. This will be the clip from this episode, I think. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're good. George Arbart's

Pimp my ride. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude. I'm a little out of frame. Fuck. All right, let's go. Uh, fucking, uh... Adrian, get a glass. I want to see it.

Sweeney, lick my weenie. Probably the only and likely last San Carlos Apache that listens to the snark tank. Buddy, full of joy, sucking on, sucking on big boys, slurping on his meat. Gonna fuck a big man, I'm gay. I'm gay. Damn. Oh, okay. You know this one?

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That's a very, that song is like the, that's like the supernatural. song. If you watch a series, you'd notice it. I never would have known. What is it? Is it the theme? I don't understand. It's not the theme, but that's the, that's the brother's favorite song.

Like, that's the song that they have the most connection with in a series. It's a good song, man. I like it. There was a period of time where I was really sick of that song because it was kind of like, they went through this period of being overplayed a little bit, but like I've come around on it. I like it a lot more than I. I like that the first time, but I think Dust in the Wind is one of the best

fucking like acoustic songs that were written. Dustin, doesn't the wind is good, but it's, fuck you know, it's a little, it's a great fucking,

I don't like that song very much, I'm being honest. You guys are bitch-ass niggas, that's why. It's just a little, it's just a little dainty,

you know? I'm from New York, my apologies. Dainty? Yeah, it's like really soft and, that's kind of the point of it, it's a fucking song about death.

Yeah. The disrespect in that response is wild. Like pussy. Yeah. It's supposed to be. Yeah, duh, idiot. Yeah, you fucking retarded. Yeah, you fucking nit.

Yeah, I mean, I get it. Yeah, it's just, I don't know. I prefer... What do you breathe out your fucking mouth? You chimp? I prefer inside the fire by disturbed. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM.

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Stop! 7. Around 11. Whatever. You killed yourself, you a bitch-ass nigger. You're a bitch, stupid little bitch. Now I gotta clean you up and I'm fucking annoyed. I wonder if they listen to their music and be like, God fucking damn. They cringe until they come. Who comes first to the cringe? And they all to sit down.

David, David comes last for certain. He's just crowning the whole time. I'm not going to come. But I do fear this. They're not going to come. They're my guilty pleasure, brother. They're my guilty pleasure. That's hilarious.

Disturbed might be the only, like, they might be the only band sincerely that I listened to in high school that I just don't listen to anymore. actually. I don't know why either. I don't know what separates them in that way, but there's something about it. They have some...

I understand. I understand it, but they do have some, like... There's a song called Overburden that I would challenge anybody to listen to and be like, tell me that's not a good fucking song. Tell me that's not a good song.

Like, it's like... It's actually... It's not that. See, it's one of those songs that's not that. You know what I mean? Like, they have a new song that's just this fucking cold.

40. 7. 1 out 11. She fucking killed herself and she's fucking gay. I'm like, ah, this sucks. Disturb is so fucking cringe, bro. They are so cringe. A lot of it is, but there's also within it, there's

some amazing songs. I agree. I agree. I totally agree. You know what I think it is? It's the songs that I think I liked from Disturb when I was younger. I don't like anymore. I've always self-aware of that like the cringe like anytime i'm listening to radio and i hear fucking uh uh down with the sickness and i feel the same way as i did when i was younger i'm like this is not

this is not the fucking this shouldn't be their number one single this is not their best shit I was like, Indestructible, determination that is a corruptible It sounds like a fucking baboon. Yeah, but I'm not into that when they, they have like, guys, listeners, if you're listening, go listen to overburden. I think it's like track number seven off of 10,000 fist.

It starts off with the fucking badass bass intro that will kind of remind you of like of tool or something it's just a it's just a good ballad it's good and it's like oh wow if disturbed sounded like this maybe they would be less made fun of but then they have like he said the devon it's not even it's not even like i hate them it's just like dude it's just some of them it just sounds so funny they have a song called bad man that they released just like a few months ago it's just like bad man such a sad man and the bad man and i'm like stop it stop it stop doing that. It sounds like a bad man. It's a bad man. I'm like, stop.

Why would you, why do you think that sounds good, but he's a bad man. It's a trash can. It's a trash can. A bad man in a trash can. We're in an afghan. What if David Drayman listens to this podcast and he's all sad? Oh my God. I'm sorry. He's all sad. I mean, he heard, I told

you we heard that gay cover I get it, right? Look, in this, look, Derek, in this song What's up? What's up? They don't sound stupid, they sound pussy. And this one, they sound like pussies. And this one, they sound like pussies. I remember this song. As soon as they start a play,

it was, Redfuss take you night. Dave will die die of street. They sound like fucking, they sound like wet vadges

in the song, dude. You're a fucking asshole. Cut to, cut to what is it? Damon. David, Damon, crying. Like a single tier, a real,

that's a single, He's just sitting on his couch bawling. Like the snark tank even makes fun of me, man. Even them. Unreasonably crying. Like, he is fucking howling. He's like, I thought they liked me. I thought they liked me.

David. If I ever met him, that's the first thing that I would say to him. He would just try to shake his head. You would shake hands in him. You'd be like, you would have, all right. You would have locked the handshake You would lock it so he can't get away.

You don't walk. Do you get the wits so he can't get away? Do you think he has nightmares about running into people who, like, grab his arm and won't let go and scream his songs at him? I hope so. I hope he woke away because of cold sweats. Bad man, such a sad man. Dude, stop.

If you just stop doing that because the chorus in that song actually kind of bangs. It's actually a pretty cool chorus. It sounds like an M&M cipher. It sounds like getting to, like, Presto. Presto. You just said, I mean, if you just out your mouth said, Presto. You just said a Presto. Presto, I'm going to molesto.

I'm shooting up a Petco in Fresno with a Telesto. I'm shooting up a Petco in Fresno. Yeah, that rules. That shit goes hard. Like Frank West. Only in Fresno. Frank West on the day that the dead. Rose. I don't know, man. It's fucking

like, I don't know. It's fucking, like, I don't know. It sounds insane. I haven't heard that song, by the way. I don't know. I don't know that bad man's not at all. It's just, the fact that it's even called bad man, it's like a grown ass adult saying bad man, like they're fucking five years old. Like,

is that a bad man? Is that a bad man? Is that Vegeta? Like grown ass, like, all he had to do was just change the song, like, at least the name to Madman and it would sound more respectable. Dude, I wanted, I wanted, I wanted a I just don't say bad man. What shirt?

I wanted that, I've wanted that pink. The bad man shirt from Vegeta's fire. Oh yeah. I've wanted that shirt. I've wanted that shirt for so fucking. You know, who has it?

You're not wrong. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. That is good. Does he have it? I would love that shirt. That is actually, why not,

why not just grab it right now? You know, you know, you can get it easily. You can afford it. Things, clothes like that's not going to fit you. I know that shirt won't fit you.

They won't have your size. Yeah, you're right. They won't have my size. I would have to get it like custom made, which is like a whole fucking thing. It's pointless. So you think, you know what? I might have different interpretations. You think that song is about Vegeta?

If that song about Vegeta, I'll have more respect for him. It would make more sense. Seven. Bad man. Seven. We're supposed to be ending that episode. Wait, let's end it. A long time ago.

Nick, you said you had to go like a half hour ago. This is what happens, man. The credits have been low-key fire. They have been. That's true. You know? All right, let's move on. Carry on my gay lord, son.

There'll be peace when you fly up. Ew, ew, why are you seeing it like that? Let your home and rest. Wow. You ain't buy no more your day. Bro. I've never heard singing that way. just created a new genre that might make you

fucking go viral. Yeah, you're like the proto Scott Stap to whatever next generation Yeah, yeah, dude. You did it. You got it. You got the formula. Hello, my friend with me to give. Bro, I've been mimicking him for years, bro.

There is a video on Facebook of me playing the guitar and singing that song as best as I can. Like, like, like you have cerebral palsy or some shit or Bell's palsy, I mean, sorry. Rockwood, wrong one.

Yeah, but like, he's like, it's hard to do. With. May. The word or girl. Come down to show. What's the name of the song I was singing? I like that song a lot.

And I don't want to see me. No, it's not the name. That's not even close. That's not even close. I don't know what. That's your song. I mimic everything. time. The song I mimic all the time.

That's Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls, which does not sound like that at all. First of all, you're doing like a frog, like if a frog could sing. I don't know what sound that is. You invented something new. If that's supposed to be an impression of someone, it's not good. Dude, I wouldn't mind covering Iris. That'd be dope. But like, I love that song, ironically.

I feel like everybody, even my friend that's strictly only into death metal likes that song. It's a good song. Yeah, yeah. I gotta figure out how to make that song into my style. I don't know how I'll do it, but whatever. Yeah, it'd be tricky. In your head. In all I do the world.

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Thank you all Go Sorry let's get the fuck out of here Let's get down with the Tism Let's go down with the syndrome Oh yeah Let's go let's go let's go I got a few pumasotes

And I don't think too good I was supposed to release that But I got fucking sick so I'm gonna do it later And whatever down with the syndrome No Are we done? Are we done? Did we stop recording?

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