The Snark Tank - #177: This Guy SHOT A Youtube Prankster

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

A food delivery driver shot a yotuube prankster for harrassing him. Was shooting him too much? Probably. Do we care? Not really!

I'm gonna gut your fucking bowels and bust all of your jowls, Mr. Gridge. If I find where you are, I want to beat you till you fucking died. There we go. Figuery-D. Figuery-D-D-D-D-I. I've got a gun. That delivery is so fucking funny. I love that.

Like, I haven't seen, look, I'm not, I'm, I'm, I got to admit, I'm not like the biggest Simpsons fan really like like I kind of missed me you know but like that I saw that clip recently for the first time and like the last week and I started cracking the fuck up I was like this is amazing voiceover

I am a it's such a good such a good scene I'm a huge fanatic the funny thing is the number one Simpsons page on Instagram has been following me and has been aware of like my content I found out

one time where you just commented on one of my posts and he's saying, oh, uh, such and such. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? What is this? It was so, it was so random. It was weird when shit like that happens though, right? Like, I'm sure this has happened to you. Some type of, like, were somebody that is totally outside of that realm, they step into it and you're like, where did you come from? That happens with, with anything that I tweet and like a content creator that I forget follows me, you know what I mean? Where it's like, oh, what the, like, I tweeted some, I responded to

something shoe on head tweeted about like five guys fries or something. And Dan Bull replied to it and I was like, oh, oh, yeah. That's right. That's right. You know me. That's weird.

I forgot. That's the only reason I want to, that's the only reason I want to get my, my Twitter back is because I know, yeah. I want to remember, there's a lot of people I've forgotten. I was thinking about just yesterday. I don't think you can do it on your phone but going through the people you subscribe to because I imagine I'd probably subscribe to

a few hundred people over the years and I imagine I've forgotten 90% of them easily You ever go to these episodes on YouTube sometimes to be like when did I do this? I did that I did that a few months ago And I've had my YouTube account since

like 2007 So like there are accounts there that either don't exist anymore or like this stuff like accounts like Golden Tusk who in 2008 would do these like he would take scores from like famous

like the Indiana Jones theme and you know the Halloween theme and like write lyrics to the melodies and like this was like in 2008 and shit and I saw it I was like I can't fucking believe how long it's been

since I've seen these videos that's not alive anymore that makes me fucking sure sometimes That is true. I think about that in regards to my own subscriber base sometimes. Like I wonder like what percentage of these 600,000 people are dead right now? Like I wonder like, I wonder if it's even if it's, even if it's something like just five. Yeah.

That's crazy. You know what I mean? It kind of is. Because it's only weird. It's not that long of a time, right? Like I have, I have a couple of old YouTube channels. And you know what the funny thing is? One, I remembered how to get back into it at some point.

and then I don't remember anymore because I've had it probably since YouTube began or somewhere close to it and then I logged back into it in 2016 because I recently looked at it and I posted a clip just an out of context clip of Vince

McMahon saying hell in the cell like he's a fucking demon and then and then I was like when did I do this? How did I get into it? What is the... I don't remember the email so I don't know what to do and it's just fucked it. It's just there The biggest clip on there

I just fucking ripped a clip From what was that stupid Wedding No that movie The Vegas hangover Hangover Oh yeah Yeah

That one of those comedians from He's one of the LA rapist What's his name? Not the not the tall one But he's friends with Joe Rogan Brian Callan Brian Callan You know Brian Callin is

He's a lot of rapist There was You threw a lot of information at me. You threw a lot of information at me. Okay. So, what I was saying, Brian Callan plays this Middle Eastern guy. He just,

he does like a little, he has a little scene in the wedding chapel. And he's trying to remember. Oh, okay. He's like, oh, yeah, it's like these. So he plays a rapist. So, no, he is.

So, the L.A. Comics, I was just saying, I just need to throw a little bit of shade to him because I'm tired of these L.A. comics getting away with sexually assaulting women. And just their fan base are like,

Yeah, whatever, bro. It's just me too. I'm like, dude, not everything's me too, bro. Not everything's me too. Like, there is footage of him talking on multiple podcasts saying the horrible shit he's done to women. Whitney Cummings, a famous fucking comedian. There is podcasts of them talking together and how he like pulled this dick out in front of a while, like they were in the car and like try to make her suck and stuff and she was uncomfortable and shit.

And she just laughed it off. But then later on with Me Too and all this stuff happened, she kind of like, I think deleted that episode or whatever, but point being, is that, is that something you're not supposed to do? Hmm. Hmm. It's like, it's like, it's like Chris Delia. Yeah. Yeah.

Is it? You could, you could save, you can, you can, you could, you could, you could, you could save. The idea, the idea, the idea. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yo. Why does this thing always act to me, brother?

It was like, you know what is, you know what a movie? You know what a movie has a good transition? Didn't I tell you This is why I don't wear fucking pants This is why I wear pants now Because of your whole penis The whole shit So for people

For people listening We all doubled over laughing And Derek's camera just paned down Over to a A canister of pills Basically Oh yeah

This is Yeah I'm fucking I've been I've been six So I got pills all over the fucking place You've been trying to OD Look it's like it's like Another one is another.

So this one, so this one is for, uh, this one's for, uh, look, dude, it's going crazy, bro. It's going to be it. It's broken. I'm sorry, and for everybody listening, this, you have to watch this video when it's out. Because there's no way to shit off, bro. This is why. Bro, it doesn't know what to do. It's freaking out. Oh, my God. Oh, man.

Okay, let's see if I figure. Let's see if I fixed it. All right. Is it going to... Okay, so now it's just aimed at my body. Let's try to turn it on again. Hold on. Yo, that was crazy.

Oh, man. I'm sweating. Bro. Yo, it got so bad. It got so bad. It looked like a tornado. Dude, I... It looked like everything was moving.

It looked like Derek's apartment was crumbling in the middle of a natural disaster. That was so insane. This thing... You know what somebody drops a camera down the hill? And it's just... Yeah. So much stuff going on. It looked like that.

Dude, this thing costs way too much money to be doing this shit, bro. Like, this is the Insta 360 link. It's like a really good fucking webcam. But mine, I guess is a little... It's a good quality one. Is this that, like, you know... Well, I just feel like my... The thing is just a tiny bit defective. Because...

All right, there you go. Hold on. Okay. So it's back on... All right, so now let me get it to stay put again. Okay. I got to keep my hands out of the frame. That's the problem.

Your webcam is the drunk driver of WebKit. cams, bro. It's crazy. As soon as I put my hands into the frame, it, like, it immediately activates the different mode where it wants me to follow my face. So, yeah, like, you just

psh-s-s-s- All right. All right. Well, I'm going to see, hold on, real quick. I'm going to see a gastroenterologist pretty soon. So, like, both of these pills that bottles are, like, stomach-related things because my stomach's all fucked up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Just so people don't think I'm some

fucking fucking... Imagine a panel is a bunch of rhino pills? Is this a whole thing a bunch of rhino those? Prescription. Prescription rhino pills. Dude, how fucked up would that be?

I'm 35 and I need dick pills, man. That would be, that would suck. No, no, no, no, no. You need those pills. But you need that.

No, no, no, no. Not only that, but they're prescription. That's what's crazy about it. They're in prescription bottles. Your doctor is like, you need to be really hard. You need to.

All right, look. I'm going to be real. I can't wait to watch this shit back, bro. I can't wait to say this. It's going to be so fucking funny. look I gotta be real I laughed so hard I forgot what the fuck we were talking about

so I'm just gonna move on there's so we missed of course it's the curse of this show every time like I think literally the last episode oh no the last you're gonna watch out

you're gonna keep your head straight Derek yeah okay okay it's locked in again the last the last episode I opened the show up with there's literally nothing going on and I said nobody died

and then a day later Diane Feinstein passed away finally So she's dead We got a couple more A couple more left You know But you know

We're working on it In due time Yeah they're working on it I'm working on it You know So finally We miss that We definitely miss that

I didn't even know she died I found that out When we started the podcast I was like She's gone She's gone I didn't think it was possible Because I thought she was like

Undead I thought she died A long time ago And then Somebody was just Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's only just keeping her alive with some fucking, some necrow magic or some shit. Yeah, I thought they just were marionetteing her around, like weekend at Bernies or something. Like, because there's, you look at her, she looks dead.

You know, she looked dead this whole time. Right. She looks. She looks older than a concept of water, you know. I think she is. Before we gave water a name, she was around. Dude, these people were old enough to drive, like, before civil rights. it is sincerely insane

that they're still in the positions that they're in thank God I'm so like I saw people I saw all these like people like doing like oh man you know uh rest in peace you know we just celebrate the life of Diane for like fuck no absolutely not get the fuck out of there it's insane you absolutely not absolutely not there should never be 90 year old politicians

there just shouldn't be yeah look if you had Congress a long time ago then maybe you would show her some respect, but not. She'd get older than my grandma. God damn. Dude, I feel the same way about... She's older than my grandma and she's in Nepal. That's in... I feel the same way about, uh, what's it, what's her name? My R, R. B, R. B, R.G., or whatever the fucking name is. Uh, Ruth Gater, uh, Ruth Bader, Gittsburg.

Yeah, Rb Gator. Yeah. Ruth Gator, uh, Gates, Batesberg or something. Ruth wasn't this old. Ruth wasn't that old. But she was fucked up, though. Are you kidding me? She was fucked up. 70 something she was old. Most importantly she was fucked up from cancer

bro. Rip Better Ginsburg was 87 years old. She was 87? Yeah, she was 87. She was like in the late 70s. Sickly. Like that's the problem too. Look man, I wouldn't if someone miraculously was old as shit and they were just so young and spry like in the way that they were, their perception was they were sharp. But like even when you look at, even

if you're actually, because I don't usually pay attention to Trump speeches or whatever, but if you actually do, that is just, oh, let me watch this for 10 minutes or something. Dude, that guy's fucking nuts, too. He's losing you too. You just don't notice it because you just see one of, you just see, like, we just see the dumb shit that he does when he looks like he's, like, jacking off two dicks when he's, he's making fun of like a gymnast. He's like, ah, and I'm like, what is he doing? Or the Obamna, like, I see shit like that. But then I'm listening to him talk about those windmills legitimately. And I'm like, what is he? And then he's talking about something about

getting electrocute he's like yeah the batteries in the boat it's gonna get a if I had to have a choice between getting electrocuted or killed by a windmill I don't know I was like I didn't know what he was talking about he was just like rambling on

and then he goes we're all in agreement with that right and the crowd just cheers and I'm like yeah what we're all afraid yeah I don't know man like windmills he's getting up there dude he's only like four years different age and Biden I think so I'm like bro I think I think

these nicks out of here. Look, generally speaking, and I saw people like, well, I remember I saw a thing where it's like, well, when I said something along the lines of like, you shouldn't be over like 69 or like 60 or whatever

in political power like that. There should be like, there should be like some kind of line where you're not old and bumbling it in power or in that position. And people were like, well, I don't want good politicians like Bernie to be,

uh, to be thrown out just for some, some dumb rule. And like, to me that was like, to me that's silly because first of all, I don't think, if you had that age limit, you wouldn't have just Bernie in there in the first place.

If you had that age limit, that would inherently force a lot more people like Bernie into the fucking political establishment in the first place because there's, guess what? Suddenly there's room. You would assume. You would assume, yes. I think, I think that was just inherently true. Like, the reason why Bernie is even, even there in the first place is because, it's because of shit like this. So, like, I don't know. Get out of the way.

I'll sacrifice Bernie easily if it means just like people who are to, you know. younger. If anything, like, if anything, if we wanted to be fair, then just some type of competency test, like, like doctors and people that have licenses have to do. 100%. At a certain point, my grandmother was a surgeon, a certain point that you can't do this anymore. Even if you're competent still, though, you can't do this anymore.

Well, that's what I'm saying. You can't, you can't have surgery. You can, like, read shit off. You can, like, do the, you can do, like, the prep check, but they won't let you operate anymore. They just won't. But they won't let you, but I feel like they won't let you operate if you've shown some signs of you cannot perform this anymore. Even at, even at like, my grandmother got, she was working there, so she was like, like, like, maybe like 62.

Yeah. And I'll last one of the one she was like 56. And they were like, you're getting, you're just getting up in age. You're just getting up and age. My cardiologist, I have a lot of doctors that were decrepid, but they were also, except for one of them, he was sharp. Were they doing surgeries and shit? Were they doing, where they, were they, I don't know about the relationship with surgeons, but I just wonder about your grandmother, for example, like,

maybe she left a little part of her story out to not, you know, protect her ego. Because she was like, they just caught her out. She was like, it's fine because eventually, you know, you get old. But is that, is that actually true? Is that something like a word. For surgeons, I'm pretty sure, yes. I don't think for other doctors, no. I would just verify that.

I would just verify that because I know how some people's egos work where they're like, I'm fine, even though maybe they did show a little bit of the performance slipping. And then they have to let you go, but you're like, they'll let me go for no reason. They're like, it's like, I mean, it's like, fucking, oh, they try to counsel me. I didn't do, I did nothing wrong. I did everything right. And they indicted me. I'm like, I'm not, I'm not comparing your grandma to that level.

I'm just saying some motherfuckers will just like say that, oh, this is the case when it's like, well, you left out one important piece of information. Around 65, yep, yeah, they make you stop. That's when they kicked her out, like around 65. She was, she was around like, maybe like, she was in her 50s. Oh, she was in her 60s So I guess it was like Strattling the line They're like

Because she got it Now right now She's about to be 90 Yeah So I was I was like five So you're like 62 You ready to be You ready to be around 90

And she was like I'm fine She's like I'm okay with that That's cool You ready to be around 90 You got those jeans man You ready to get up in age No I don't want to be seen now

If I'm if I start slipping I'm just gonna kill myself So you think Okay This is what I think I started thinking about it more. I'll just kill you. Thanks.

I started to think about how medicine is going to progress over time in the next 40 years or so, 50 years. And by the time we're 90, that's a lot of time to pass. The thing is medicine is going to be insane now. But I think because of how certain people are right now with that COVID shot or whatever, remember there's people that are labeling themselves pure blood. and so because of this they're going to be insane insane it is some of the most insane shit your blood yeah I don't put anything in my body

if I don't understand where it came from except for everything else I put in my body I'll smoke cigarettes I'll use methamphetamine I'll damn there fuck my own sister but I won't put a vaccine in my body it's like I will they'll do heroin but they won't do that shit bro

like it's crazy but anyway So I think we're going to get like a divided factor. And you know, what was it? It was Mass Effect that actually they explored this. In Mass Effect 3, there's the choices of the ending that you would choose. And one of the choices that you would choose to have everybody assimilate and like kind of do the synergy with the machines and with the AI and everything. And then there was that factor of people that wouldn't do it because I'm not doing that with no machines. and I laugh because I'm like, that is so true.

That is actually, that would happen. I wouldn't do that either. I wouldn't do with machines. Hell no. Well, I think that's, that is so stupid. Why? I wouldn't assimilate with them. I would, I have, I have no problem with transhumanism. You're just improved.

It's not like you're becoming a lithid and balder's gate where you're all disgusting now. I have no problem with transhumanism in a sense that like cyberpunk shit, like getting enhanced kneecaps, getting a bionic penis. That's basically what it would be. Down. You would just be enhanced. and you would live way longer in shit. People are like,

wow, what a beat? I'm not going to fucking. I'm not becoming no AI, man. I'm not becoming an AI, man. I'm not going to become an AI. That's not what's going to happen. I refuse.

This is, this is exact. This is exactly. This is exactly. This is one of the people. I'm awarely ignorant. I'm too angry to understand that, boy.

Get out of my face with that. Yeah, yeah. I can't wait a boy. I would have very minimal. I feel like if in a cyropunk society, I would do like very, very minimal.

Like, I probably, the most. The maximal thing I would do is probably like I would fix my eyes. Probably. That's it. I'd be a fucking side. I'd fix my eyes.

I'd fix my, I'd fix my knees for sure, my hip finally. I would be, man, I would get a lot of dumb enhancements. I would be so. Because I've always wanted to be jacks, you know, from a Mortal Kombat. I've always loved the idea of being jacked. I'd be so little human, it'd be hilarious. I would keep my morals. It'd be like the brain, the spine, the heart, maybe.

And like my. You're going to be robocop. It's going to be fucking robot guy. They'd be like, hey, are you king something like part some, some, some. Yeah, you're just fucking inspector gadget basically. I'm now king store. I have like a little wrist rocket. Just killing people.

If anybody wanted to fuck you up, they just throw a like a bag of magnets at you. The EMP, if I get EMPed and I can't move for a day. A whole day I'm just not going to problem at. What type of a lot? The top of metal isn't magnetized. Is it aluminum? Aluminum, yeah. So you can just, yeah, so you'll just be made out of aluminum.

You'll be good to go, bro. I'll be terrified. That'd be a fucking demon. The idea, the idea of moving around like one of the robots from I Am Legend, but it's me is hilarious. I get it all for it. I'm starting to fucking scutter around the room. I want that. I want to do all that.

Man, I do all that. I look forward to the future. I think a lot of people don't get it. We're not going to be old and fucked unless you refuse nanobots and other medicines. Like I know we're about 10 years away from having cancer vaccines, right? We're about 10 years or so on average. No, absolutely. I really believe that exists already.

I really, really believe that exists already. A lot of things exist already, but they have to do so much vigorous testing before they can really release it out, right? Yeah, like conspiracy theory, like as far as on the spectrum, of conspiracy theories, that's the one I feel like I'm, outside of the obvious, like, Epstein didn't, Epstein was murdered. Yeah. Outside of that, which I think is, like, probably the most popularly understood, like, dude, even my parents are like, yeah, I'm, I don't know.

I don't know. It seems like you got killed. But, yeah. Outside of that, I think the cancer vaccine existing already is, is probably, like, the second most popular one where people, like, I think a lot of people believe intrinsically, like, yeah, I think people out there have the cure. for cancer. I believe the cure for cancer and AIDS. I think the cure for most of those things

that are incurable. Well, AIDS is is basically I mean, entirely. There's medicine to make it dormant of treatment. I think there's a shit of cure and there has been for a long time. But I just don't, I feel like this is, the only reason why I feel like that's not true is because I think

the medical industry would profit off of having having a vaccine more than chemo. Why? Because chemotherapy is insane. That's probably true. chemotherapy is insane in America, but not everywhere. It's also incredibly expensive to do for them. It's ridiculous to do.

And it's also the rate of survivability is not great. People aren't usually going to do it again. There's some people that do do it again, but a lot of times people are just, I'm not going to do it again. I don't think it is overall less beneficial. But I think because the amount of people, the people that die from those diseases are not like, poor people suffer always the hardest from all of all this shit always and everybody will have money right and everybody have money right so when I think of like

money more problems for cancer I just think that like it is an easy way to call call people and it's it sounds fucked it sounds very fucked and like super like hyperbolicly gross what do you mean what do you get it dude it's like this let some of them die some of them will do it some of them will die that's fine you know like the ideas like that where it's like the powers that be are like whatever dude let let let let some of them survive the ones that can afford people. I have no idea what you're talking about. I really

have no idea. What expense? Like, what's the reason for expense? Like, what expense is what is, what is the, like the loss of like, I don't know, however many people die from cancer, how I've died from cancer, but like I don't feel like it's that much of an expense for the rest of the world, unfortunately. Not to say that they don't matter, but I just like it's not really like a huge like priority toll on the planet. So what is your, what is it? I'm, I'm, I'm, seeing like I don't know what you're talking. I don't know what, yeah, I don't know what you're, what the point of what you're like what do you say.

I feel like the, the death amount from can. Like, I feel like the, a lot of the vaccines for a lot of these very, very detrimental diseases and like, and viruses, they've existed for a while,

but the people dying from it doesn't really, like it's like the amount of money that's received from the research that's put into it air quotes. They're like, yeah, let some of these motherfuckers die. Go ahead. We've had a, me and the fixers for a long time.

but like we're also making so much money researching it that might as well let these motherfuckers die we could release a vaccine we could release a treatment for it that's very affordable or useful but like why we're making so much money off of just like saying we're researching it well i will say because i don't think a lot of people are making a lot of money off of research i think there's not enough money cancer research gets so much money it's absurd bro cancer research in particular gets trillions of a year. Yeah, but yeah, but it's not, it's, it's not individual, like, people getting a trillion dollars. But, like, that much money goes to said organization that does X, Y, or Z.

If I can, let me boil down what you're saying, is you're saying there's no incentive to actually, like, cure it because you, there's a lot of money made in research. Yeah. Okay. Uh, I mean, I guess, uh, there'd probably be a lot more money made and just selling a cure for something that is. Yeah, I think just endemic. Because selling a cure itself is like to sell a cure is almost inhumane in his nature. Right. But what's the difference?

What is the difference between pretending to research? What is the difference in the humanity of that? Because once there's a cure, there's a cure. You know, that's like once there is a means to fix this thing that people are dying from to sell it is kind of scummy. In a way that. But how is it not scummy to pretend to research for money? in a way that's different than lying about not having a cure. Because when you love to have a cure, people don't know you have it.

That's it. People don't know you have it. You're lying about it. People don't know you have it exactly. But once there's a cure, like a set in cure, it's different. It's like, oh, this is definitely the way to fix this. It's a different way to do it. You're like, oh, like let's like the COVID vaccine, right?

Like it's a vaccine. I sincerely, right? I feel like you're going insane, right? I feel like you're going senile already. I don't know what the fuck you're saying. I just feel like to say you have a cure for something. to sell a cure that will save lives, opposed to lying about researching a thing

you already have a cure for, are different kinds of evils, you know? Where it's like... I think lying is worse than selling a cure for something that exists. I do think lying is worse, but I think selling a cure, you're just not gonna...

I think it's not gonna be allowed to fly selling a cure for something. Why? That's how all cures work. That's why I don't understand, you know, like about that. Like, you have to pay for every cure. You have to pay for every cure for everything that you, you, what do you mean?

Yeah, somebody's got to manufacture the cure. So it's got to be paid for. Let's say like vaccines, right? Vaccines to like the COVID vaccine was given out free. Because COVID was such a. The COVID vaccine was given out for free because it was a contagious. That's true. And it was simply widespread.

It was not free. It's subsidized. That's true. Yeah, subsidized is different than free. That's true. It was subsidized. But the same thing is that for like a flu or something like that. like that. For the most part, to be

able to prevent those things, those things are not. Those things are first and foremost more contagious. But like if you have a like a cure for like AIDS, right? Yeah. That means that with the cure for AIDS now, all of the people that have died from AIDS beforehand, their lives have been lost, but like you go to like everybody

that has AIDS now on the planet currently, right? AIDS mostly affects very severely poor people in various countries or places that means you have to, to say that we're not going to give, you have to pay for this. You know, there's this whole swaps people affected by it, that's going to seem extremely shitty by whatever

the developer is. But that's already how things work. That's all, yeah, that's already how everything works. Yeah. Like, it would be less of, it just wouldn't be different from how things currently, like, you, even if you your head hurts, even if you have like a headache and a headache, a headache isn't a disease,

that's still, a headache isn't a disease. No, right, but there are many, but what are saying, it's like, kill you exactly. Well, good. Not exactly. I don't know. End. Indirectly. Yeah, they don't. Indirectly. Indirectly breathing does too.

You know, indirectly breathing in smoke kills, you know? See? I don't know. I'm not saying it's not shitty, but I'm also saying, like what I'm saying is it would be, I think it would be far worse for you to pretend to be working on a cure and tell people that you're working on a cure and funnel in millions and millions and billions and billions and trillions and billions of dollars. Then it would be to simply sell the cure for something to people who need it. I agree. You're right. but when you're lying about it, then there's no, there's like no way to find that.

I was like, but if they're lying about it, then it's like, I guess we don't know. Yeah. I just don't know. I don't know if things are, like, I think a lot of people think it's really sinister. What I feel, I feel like the way that these companies operate, they would not withhold the cure. A lot of people think that's like, oh, there's billions made in this industry. Well, this is the way that it's done because it's the best thing that they have at the time. Once they have something better, they are going to sell it at a high price.

America and then of course the rest of the world will subsidize it because that's what a good society does. And it won't be, it'll be either extremely inexpensive or free and you just got to pay your higher rates of taxes. But their wages are higher to it. It works out in certain countries, right? In the West, in like, say, Western Europe, you look at like, say that the penis countries in Scandinavia works out pretty well. To me, to me, to me, I thought about, like, I believe the cancer cure thing until Steve Jobs died, I think. Like, when Steve Jobs died, I was like, first of all, mute your fucking phone or I'll kill you. mute your phone I will kill you

Second Until like when Steve When Steve Jobs died From from pancreatic cancer I was like oh they don't have it Yeah yeah yeah Because like if anybody in the world First of all

Not only Not only would he just get it for himself But in general I feel like most people Most people would have collectively Been like we can't lose jobs So here's the thing Like we can't lose

Here's a big Patriotic cancer is usually Terminal people Or like shit That's hard Is bad But you can And like, actually, um,

Jordan Peterson's wife recovered. That's actually why he got on benzos. His whole benzobbins was because her, uh, her going through cancer and stuff. That makes sense. I was going to say Jeff Bezos. Steve Jobs is a fucking moron.

And it was just drinking like fucking stupid potions and doing dumb shit. Instead of using his infinity billion dollars to talk to the absolute best doctors that most likely could have, um, um, sent him in a remission. He just... Parts changed out left and right.

He was getting customized left and right. That's what happens. He put an eye mac in his fucking ass and thought like, he was a boring. He was a bored when I was probably think it died, bro. There's something so interesting about geniuses. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like, because like it's almost like a stat sheet in like an RPG where like you have all your stats in this one thing and then everywhere else fucking suffers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're really, really good at like being a visionary and you understand. like what the future is and what people want. You know how to direct people to go make it. But you'll also be like fucking Isaac Newton and you'll be like, yeah, I understand reality in such a, in such an all-encompassing way. Also, let me pour mercury behind my eyelids and see if that helps me fucking see the future or whatever it is, whatever the fuck it is that he was doing. Because there's no such

thing as an overall genius. That's why they don't exist. That is true, yes. Everybody needs, everybody needs, everybody who are intelligent aspects. I feel like we always, we always, we're always duped, especially as society where we see these people like, oh, these guys are geniuses. Like Elon Musk is a perfect example of that. Where just about a decade ago, I thought like, oh, yeah, really, here's a visionary. Here's a visionary. And he realized like, oh, it's not, it's, he had, he supplied the money. He had the drive, but that's it.

And then you realize how dumb he is when he really recently with the $44 billion Twitter purchase, we're like, oh, this guy's actually like, he's an idiot. He just an idiot that has a lot of money. And there's people that were advising him and doing great. And then I started watching videos, the people. I don't know if you remember Chris or maybe when you remember Thunderfoot. He's a YouTuber. Okay, yeah.

So he jumped into the anti-Sgw thing just for slightly because they were attacking weird shit for a second. He used to do creationist videos and he did scientific videos stuff. Long story short. He's going back to his old content, but he's been doing a whole series on just debunking Elon Musk. videos and it's fascinating because I never really paid attention to Elon Musk and the stuff that he was involved in. Yeah, I mean either. Like the most I knew about him in like 2016 or 2017, maybe even later than that, like 2018 was like, oh, he put a car into space. And I remember thinking like, oh, yeah, that's kind of, that's dumb, but it's also like silly. Yeah, so I'm like,

I was kind of like, oh, cool. Yeah, whatever. Fucker the flame thowers. Oh, yeah, the not a flamethrower. Yeah, yeah, the boring company. I didn't know what to make. I didn't really care about him at all. I didn't love him or hate him. I thought it was interesting that he was doing weird shit with, I thought it was interesting that he was putting his car into space, you know what I mean? But that was like as far as... That's as far as it went. That's as far as it went.

That shit sounded cool and interesting. Yeah, but that's not even him. He bought... I'm pretty sure he bought SpaceX or something. Like, he didn't... Well, the idea of the idea of, like, commercializing space travel? I thought that was like a sound like a good idea. Yeah, I mean, but it's not his idea. You know what I mean? Like, that's like, we've had that forever.

But, yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I don't know, man. It's disappointing in some ways when you realize how many people are on board with people just because they're rich. You know what I mean? Like, Elon Musk wouldn't have any of these.

Like, he's not smart at all. He's not charismatic at all. He's very strange as a person. Like, every time I hear him speak, it's like, and I can't stress this enough, it's not even like a political thing at all. It literally is just like a genuine, like, read of a person where like I look at this guy

and I'm like, what is there to like about this? I don't know. I don't know what. At most people should be completely indifferent to this guy. You know what I mean? But because he bought Twitter and because he like forces himself into the conversation always, he's always making some stupid decision that affects millions of other people.

That's the only reason people talk about him. And it's, I was just more focused on a particular group, but wealth makes people think that you're better than what you are. just because you have. Oh, for sure. Yeah. A million percent.

And it's really stupid because the idea of people's idea of like people's idea of like what they need like wealth is not. I think people have lost. We've lost the plot as humans where we think we need wealth instead of like you need comfortability. Like people want extravagant instead of comfortability. And that's a huge problem. I think we've cured as a huge.

Well, wealth is a means to acquire comfortability. You know what I mean? Like that's kind of how I feel about it. Like, I want, I, look, I'm not going to, I'm not going to sit here and pretend like I don't want a lot of money. Like, I would, I want a lot of money. Well, but I wouldn't. What's your line though? Like, how much money do you want?

If, I mean this sincerely, if I had like, if I had even just, I'm not going to say a billion dollars because that's insane. But if I had like, $10 million, I would probably like, buy an apartment, you know, like, or like, maybe buy like a three bedroom house. Yeah. And then probably like, I. The rest of it, I really have no fucking concept of what I would do with it. I want enough money that, like, I could just provide for the people I care about. And then that's it. How much?

You know what I would do? What I would do, I would make this, I would, I would, I would, if I had that amount of money, I would just, I would subsidize this entire podcast. And I would just give all of us a crazy salary. Yeah, yeah. And then that's it for like, for like the remainder of our lives. That's sincerely what I would do. Yeah, 100%. I would somewhere, I'd find a means that I would.

be like, all right, cool. The people I care about are fine. They don't have to worry about bullshit. The kids that want to go to college will be able to go to college. The ones that don't want to go to college that have a chance to be able to create something of their own. And then that's it. I live in a nice house. Can I tell you something?

If I had that, if I had that money, I wouldn't pay. If I had that money and my kids were like, I want to go to college, I'd be like, no. No, don't do that. That's crazy. You're not going. You're not, no, no, it's such a fucking scam. You're like, unless, like, unless, if they wanted to be a doctor or something, thing, I'll put him in college.

Yes, so it's not a scam. No, but for the overwhelming majority of jobs now, it is a massive fucking scam. Go to a trade school instead. Don't go to fucking college. Instead of going to high school, go to a trade school, do that stuff. But like everything else is fuck. That makes sense. Like, I don't think college is a scam.

I think the way that people interact with college is entirely stupid, though. It's like, you're going there for like what? Like, I'm going to go get drunk. don't get, have food, have a bunch of experience. Like, no. My kids go to college. To get there.

I think, I think sincerely you get more value out of doing that than you do out of going to class. I think the camaraderie. Unless, again, unless again. I don't even think so. I think I think so.

I think a million percent. I think a million percent. I think you go there, you get, you get exactly what you get done and you get the fuck out of there. That's it. You go there,

you skip all the bullshit. You get it done and then you go and you have your career. The, that's it. The best use of college outside of, again,

a very specifically disciplined trade like medicine or I wouldn't even say computer science because you could learn most of computer science off the internet now for free I would say like unless you're in a situation like that most of the value that you're going to get out of college is sincerely meeting people networking and doing that kind of thing

like if I could have just not gone to college if I could have just not spent the money on going to school and instead just went to the campus you know what I mean just to hang out and talk to people I would have probably got a lot I probably got a lot more out of that I think sincerely I mean when you just look at statistically

statistically just look at how many people are actually using their degrees it's it's staggering it's fucking staggering I don't know what the statistics is now but I remember back in the day when I was like researching a lot of this stuff it was fucking something stupid

it was well it was way more than like 50% that's it whether it be your networking whether it be your your classes you don't go for me like I went to I never had like a very like a very social time in college. But when I went there like the last I was, I graduated like I got my last degree. What like I think I'm out now is a year and a half ago I think or probably maybe a year ago. Maybe a year and a half ago.

No wait, no. Half a year and a half ago. Okay. You're in a half ago. I got my last degree. I went there and did what I had to do, bro. I went there just fucking quick moves. Everything I had to focus on.

I got it done and no talking nobody. No like really like existing in. Yeah, but you are. Yeah, but you are. It was during COVID. Right. It was during COVID and also, again, you are in a medical, you are in medical field. Yeah.

And guess what? There is a possibility with what we've been doing with the podcast now. There's a possibility that this, you might be so enthralled with this that you might be like, I'm just going to hang on to my degree. I have it. Awesome. Yeah. And not going to the field.

And so it's one of those things where it's like, look, great. It's especially in your field, nice to have. And you need to do that. There's no way around it. But for so many things. You wouldn't go to like, you wouldn't go to like a self-made doctor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You wouldn't go to a witch doctor.

I wouldn't go to someone. You wouldn't be like, you wouldn't be like, oh, I have a surgery. And I need to find somebody to do it. Let me see you're real. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? It's like, there's only one guy that I've ever, of seen, not in person, but there's a YouTuber named Derek for more plates, more dates, where he's the only person.

to the point where everybody that talks about him thinks he's actually an endocrinologist or urologist or something because he's more knowledgeable than most of those people in their fields and people are like, wait, what? You didn't fucking go to school? And he's like, no, I'm just really into this stuff.

And it's weird. It's one of those things where it almost doesn't compute to society because you're so wanting to discredit the guy for not getting the degrees and going through that thing, but he runs circles around people. He's so fucking brilliant in that field. So I'm like, that's crazy.

crazy. So it is possible, obviously, but I wouldn't, obviously, I wouldn't recommend it. He's just one of those lucky people, one of those breakthroughs that didn't have to go through that route. Well, the issue specifically, the issue specifically is like, you know, it's such an established area, it's such an established industry and such an established field that there's so many checks and balances to the point where it's like, look, if somebody's going to cut you open, they better have some authorization from somewhere to do it. You know what I mean? Like if someone's, if someone's going to dig into my fucking body or replace something, like I don't care how knowledgeable somebody is like they they need to show me some kind of if he was doing any type of surgery any type of patch up work I don't even want him to draw blood for me to be honest because because then because then because then the issue becomes like

if if something goes wrong for whatever reason because things can go wrong even things can go wrong dude like every time you go under anesthetic you could die there's like a chance you could die possibility there's a chance you could not wake up so like that's hoping for That's for like a controlled ideal environment.

So like if something goes wrong with this fucking dude, now it's just your fault. Yeah, he just throws you in the trash. You don't, you don't, you have like the button. The thing slides up a shoot open. You just slide down and you see fire. He's like fire come up. Have you seen this?

Have you seen Derek Pilot? Nope, never heard of him. Never heard of him. I may have seen him once or twice, but I don't know where he is any longer. No, man. he's not bro yeah yeah I never heard of this guy I don't know bro it's a good way from I go watch Joe Rogan even even with that right like you can learn computer science online you can like learn you can take all of the coding shit online they can find

out how to do all that shit online but then unfortunately you could go to like a fucking go you could you could know how to do it you could 100% know how to code you could understand the workload but then at that moment then it turns into this fucking meritism like do you did you did you pay for four years to show that you're willing to suffered through and paid for you for it and it's like sometimes like it's it's possible even that's very like that that's starting that is starting to deteriorate now it's that is that is my girlfriend does it lily does it your girlfriend does it that's her because she's done it for a while that is like there are i swear to you there are she's been in it there are long almost people but yeah so like now nowadays

it's like sincerely it's like bro if you if you can demonstrate that you know how to code like they don't give a shit if you if you went to someone it's the same thing in game design like there are people who like you don't have to go to school for that shit like you don't have to you don't you do not have to I guess it helps it helps for sure just for for your own sake but there are people who make things like software engineers all these people like half of the apps like you know about independent engineers I know about that I know definitely independently that shit happens left and fucking right like people that make apps people that make a certain like firmware or software to do stuff but I don't know anyone personally that has not went to school that works for a corporation

exactly that like just got a job based on like oh they show them what they can do because I know what corporation huh I don't know anyone that does that I don't know I'm not saying it doesn't common I just don't know anyone that does that right I know a handful I know handful people who got in purely because of like they're they demonstrated their ability to do what they need to do if you have a portfolio or if you know somebody yeah a lot of somebody dude a lot of the time a lot of the time dude knowing people knowing people is honestly that's why I say like that's what that's what I mean, that's what I mean by saying, like, I feel like you can get a lot out of just simply going to a college instead of actually going to college. You know what I mean? Like, if you just meet people and you like, I mean, it sucks. That this is how it works. But sincerely, like a lot of things are based on like who you know. Oh, yeah. Actually. It's always fucking in that way, man. I am the goal. I am captain nepotism right here. And I'm happy. I don't give a fuck. Fuck all y'all less having diggas. Suck my dick. As far as knowing somebody, should we, should we talk about who we're going to have on? And then we can maybe. invite them to Patreon and ask a question.

Should we talk about that? Yeah, we'll talk about it, yeah. You want to mention that? What are you talking about? Oh, that didn't make any sense. What did you say? I was saying, as far as saying, speaking of knowing someone, should we let our listeners know who we're going to have on next week and then maybe let them go to Patreon so they can

ask a question or some shit? Yeah, yeah. Go on over to patreon.com slash a snark tank and ask a question because we're going to have Diane Feinstein on the podcast. We're going to have the ghost of Diane Feinstein. Yeah. We're going to ask her all the hard questions. Yep.

And you can ask questions directly to her on a dedicated thread over on our Patreon if you want to go ahead and check that out. Yeah, definitely that's the guess. Absolutely. I can't believe we pulled that. You know what? I'm glad I had the foresight to call dibs. Yeah. I got first.

Who do you, by the way, who's your contact? Who's your source? How do you get in contact with the dead? That's actually something I've been wanting to know. I don't know. In general? Yeah. How did you do that?

What the fuck are you talking about? I got a few people I want to talk to you. You're talking about it. Yeah, unfortunately, I only had one use. It was a single use token. Oh, okay. Yeah. Like you're saying next to somebody.

He's like, I got a question, buddy. I was like, what's good, man? How do you like talk to dead people? What the fuck are you talking about? It's like, they're dead. Like, yeah, but like, how do you talk to them? In all seriousness, we're going to have Jack's films on the show super soon. and we have a question.

We have a question thread over on Patreon right now. We'll let that populate in the coming day slash days, whatever. And you can go and ask a question over there for his little episode. Shit. What? I, damn it, I just remembered. We pushed the show back to Thursday and not fucking. We'll figure it out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't matter. Okay, okay, okay, okay. It doesn't matter. We'll figure it out. All right. It'll all be said. Yeah, yeah.

There will be time. The question thread already on Patreon and the, for Jack is already filling up. So I imagine most of the people who would want to ask questions are already there and they're filling up. But if you want to ask a question, jump on in there. Yeah. It's never too late. It's never too late. It's never too late.

It's never too late. Unless you get there. I'm going to delete the question thread the second we're done with it, though. So like if you go there, if you go there and it's not there, I mean it does mean you were in fact too late. But outside of that, yeah. So I guess, I don't know, what do you want to do? You want to jump into, jump into some questions? Yeah, we got, some questions.

Have you guys ever seen making tutorials where they're like the girls, like they put their hands up and then like, look at this blush and it's like a. No. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You watch makeup tutorials? You never, never seen makeup tutorials? Just seen them, like, not like watch them. No, I've heard of the title of some where it says get ready with me. And they talk about nothing and they're just putting on makeup.

Yeah, I've seen, I've seen clips of it in other people's videos. when they reference it, but I don't, I haven't sat through an entire fucking makeup tutorial. You know what I think you should do? We should make a new kind of tutorial where it's, um, it's like, it's like a come shot tutorial. Yeah, that'd be dope. What about like a distance? Like a shooting distance. Yeah.

There's no, there's a lot of Olympics. There are ways to manipulate your penis to shoot further. There are. I've definitely seen it. I've definitely watched squirting distance competitions before when I was like, that one, uh, that one shocked me. I don't understand the concept of the distance.

I was like, this is impossible. This is unbelievable. Bro, that was my spiritual awakening in a middle school or, I can't remember, 13, 14, something like that. Fucking, there was his chick named Cytheria. And I was like, what is happening? She was the goal. She had skills to pay the bills, bro. I was like, this is a bunch.

She was, you know, it's funny. I remember I did, I can't remember what episode it was. There was a video. There's a video I did where I, I can't remember what the context was, but I had her video playing, like one of her videos playing on my monitor in the back. I was just blurred but the sound was on. Yeah. And I was just like ranting over it. I do not remember the context of this at all.

But it got, uh, it got age restricted, even though it was like completely blurred. You didn't see. Bro, I made a, uh, I made a squirt compilation when I first got an editing software like 07. She made, he made one. So I, so this was back when, uh, the internet still wasn't that great. You know, Halo 3 just came out. Um, it was like, it was okay, but it wasn't, you know, it was to download a bunch of videos. and just to cut them up

and try to get them to sync up with the music and this was, there was a, there was a band called the Partisan Turbine, like extreme death metal. And so I took one of their songs, this was the Myspace Days, and I just synced it up to this heavy-ass fucking song of a bunch of chicks squirting.

And it was, uh, the band they, they, I sent it to them, they acknowledged it, they shared it. And I was so fucking happy,

but that shit's probably, because MySpace is gone. Dude, isn't that crazy? Like, That is how different the internet was in that time. I was like, you could sound like, hey, I made this squirting compilation to your music. And then the band would be like, sick. Let's share this on our feed.

Dude, it was so great. Like, if you really think about it, like, I wish I had the foresight to understand. You ever see the office that there's that quote from the office where it's like, it's like a sappy one where it's like, oh, man, I wish there was some way to know you were in the good old days before you've actually left them. And it's like, that's, I think about that. all the time when I think of like the internet in that era, man. Yeah, yeah. I had no clue how good it was. That's so true.

Until I, until we can compare it to now. And I don't mean like good in the sense of like functional. It's way more functional now. You could do a lot. You could do way more now. But just like the contextualization and like the vibe and like how to use it and what, what it was used for is so different now. Right.

If I would post that now, people would just be like, oh, the horny on me. main synthist, this, that, not really understanding the context of like, this is just a dumb fucking video that is just, I wanted to just make it because that's what the internet was back in the day making dumb bullshit. You know what? I bet I've seen that compilation. Maybe, I mean, I bet I have. I fucking wish

it existed. I don't remember because I posted it on a specific site. I don't remember what it could. It definitely got re-uploaded. You know how that works. Yeah, I just don't. It's, dude, for that, I was sincerely fascinated by that concept for a good, like, three years of my life. Like, I was just like, what is, what is it? It wasn't even like, oh, I love this.

It was just like, is this, like, is this possible? Like, what is going on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How common is this? Shooters, bro. Shooters. Like, I've never, I've never encountered a woman that could, like, do it like the porn that could squirt like, like, fucking, like a fountain. I've seen it in person twice.

I've seen it in person. twice it's wild it's it's pretty it's pretty shocking it's it's it's kind of okay both of you were talking like almost like you saw the same thing no no okay I was like yo what is this tell me I definitely dated girls that like they've they've they've

you dated fucking like like Cytheria like rocket squatters yep not the rockets but like gushers like okay look okay no I'm I wanted I'm gonna to be clear because I've I've I've had one rocket I've had one rocket I've had one rocket that's what I'm talking about that crazy shit because I've seen

I've seen like, okay, here's this, a splash, a little stream, but I'm talking about that. Like, imagine the one where the camera gets fucking black, bro. Man if somebody comes on the faucet full blast real quick. Like, like, you ever think about beating the camera crew and shit? Like, you think they just get pissed off? Because I would see sometimes, like, the camera get, like, it would be, I mean, I guess, I guess you have to be into it. What if this is just your job? You're just a videographer.

And all of a sudden, now you're getting squirt all over you. You're like, fuck, man. What the fuck? I would come on a camera guy all the time I would come on a camera guy all the time You know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? That would be such a fucking

That would be such a funny gimmick specifically in 2006. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like you if your career began before 2006 and ended in 2007, you would be safe. You would be like a beloved porn star probably because you would have this like, oh, that's the guy That's the guy who's, that's the guy who's gimmick is he, he redirects to the camera guy.

That's that guy. That's his whole gimmick. I've seen porn. But now, I've seen porn. So one time my friend was like, yo, dude, go to the funny section. The shit on there is actually funny. And I was like, all right, cool. So I wanted to play one time.

But it was these two guys fucking his girl. And a guy, for some reason, he pulled down on a girl and he was going to, he's jacking it on her face. And he came directly on the other guy's face. And a guy got up. was fucking fium like curse fucking done man he got up and he walked out and I kid you not I laughed for like 20 minutes like

that was like one of the few times I almost laughed till I piss myself that he came that dude you can see you can see it flying through the air and plopping on the guy and it's like yowch dude yeah that's like they get up they all get up and they move away

but that's I will get out of your natural that's your natural response to that happening credit though because that like that's probably white hot rage for me that's like I'm not even thinking you know there was a my friend my friend's relative in Mexico busted down a door or whatever on a guy molesting a kid and he beat him till he blacked he doesn't remember he doesn't remember what he did because he just he was so white hot angry he forgot everything and I imagine I'd be the same if someone came on my face I wouldn't know what's happening

I asked a bunch of my friends. Yeah. Would you rather get shot or came on? And my brain, my brain knows. My brain knows it's stupid. But I'd rather someone shoot me than come on me. Okay. Where am I getting shot?

I don't care. I don't care. I'll take a shot in the arm. I'll take a shot in the arm rather than a shot in the face. So yeah, you're sad. I don't want to get shot anywhere else, though. Would you rather someone buses a, busts a fat, one in the front of your head face.

Like, like to the point that when it hits you, it stinks. That's how fucking fashist movie. Or would you rather, would you rather get shot in the stomach? Oh, I'll take, dude,

I'm taking cum of the face. I don't want to get shot in the stomach. I'm taking that fucking bullet. I'm taking that bullet. I think I heal. Okay, no, with the hollow point,

with the hollow points, so it shows your insides? Derek, no, Derek, no. Not what a hollow point. Kingston, I don't think you understand

how lethal a shot to the stomach. I shot in the stomach so bad. I don't think you understand how lethal is shot in the stomach. It is the most painful. It's leaking everywhere. Fuck that, bro. You're like, you're digesting, you're digesting yourself, basically. And the guy, the guy's just holding his dick ray in a bus and he's all sad because he took the gunshot instead.

The thing about, the thing about being shot. He's fucking, he's like, dude, I got to put this somewhere. Here's, here's, okay, so here's the thing about it. In the scenario of being shot, you're gone. You're just dead. You're either dead. That's not true. Kingston,

Kingston, listen to me. Let me finish the fucking statement. You're either shot in the stomach and you're dead or you're immobilized. Like, you're not doing anything. You're on the ground. You have to wait for somehow. You have to wait for like the ambulance to come get you. Miraculously save your life and then you're in debt like what?

Hundreds of thousands of dollars probably in our in our fucking healthcare system. You're fucked. There's no insurance for that really. Or you get hit with a load. and then that's embarrassing for exactly, dude, that's exactly three seconds before, like, and then you're immediately back to normal, and then you're white hot, and then you can attack. You can attack that person. I would rather be able to attack, no, no, no, no, no.

I'd rather be able to attack. But what happens is a mirror lowers right in front of you right after you get cumbed on. So you get come down than a mirror shows up. So you see yourself like that. Okay, yeah, let's up the stakes. Let's up the stakes. You're also. You're looking at a freshly come to on version of yourself.

Right in the eyes. You can't look away. You got to look at it. Dude, I don't want to die. There are 8K cameras. There are 8K cameras streaming on kick, Twitch and all the other places.

There is a multicast. Like, so we got to up the stakes. Because getting shot in the stomach is so crazy. So they even, how about this? What I survive? Okay.

So here's a thing. Here's the thing, would I survive? So it'll be, okay, it's a 22. You're getting shot by a 22, so most likely you will survive. It's just a 22, not a 38, not a 45 where your stomach will be completely gone. Like, just let's say you'll get shot with a 22, so the odds are you probably will survive. That's a lot. That's a pretty strong pistol, bro.

A 22 is like the weakest of, like you. What were you thinking you were going to get shot with, Kingston? Like a 9, like a 9, like a lot 9. Those 22 caliber bullets? Yeah, we're talking about a 20. Yeah, we're talking about a 22. Yeah, we're talking about 22. Like, just, that's the weakest one.

Usually, like, you know, people having a pussy rifle. I thought the, I thought the-a-pussy. A pussy gun, like an ankle gun. And, like, pew, pew. And still penetrates you, but it's, like, not intended to kill you. Yeah, it's not, you're not talking about, like, squirrel. You know what I mean? Like, it thinks you bludgeon squirrels at long distance with, you know?

Like, we're talking about, like, a real bullet that shreds your insides. It's something that will, like, it'll, it'll fuck you up, but most likely. it won't kill you. I got to be real, man. I don't know if I have it in me to suffer the pain of a gunshot man. Like that's like,

like I feel like that would change me entirely. I think I can get shot in the arm. I think, like, and I'm talking and I mean from like say, get my left arm. You can shoot me my left arm. If you're facing,

if you're facing me, for example. Like I just want it to be, okay, look, like if it's just we knowing it, let's say you know it's going to be a flesh wound, meaning that it is directed only at your muscle. It's just going to shred your muscle,

maybe put a hole in you, it's not going to shatter your bone. Do you think you can do that? Oh, 22, this is for like fucking, like, see shot. I guess. I bet you can do it because I learned through doing injections, through doing testosterone, I learned that like you don't feel pain in your muscles when you're fucking just sticking a needle in it. Dude, I'm not worried about the immediate pain. I'm worried about like after.

Like, I'm worried about how it's going to feel when I go to bed that night or like, when I'm in the hospital for weeks and like, learning how to move my arm again and understanding that it'll never be as strong as it was. I think you'll be okay if it's just a flesh wound, brother. Like if you just, if you just, like, if you get a 22 to your shoulder that just impales your shoulder, which is there's a lot of meat there, I think you'll be all right. Like, it's going to fucking burn. But the thing is, it's like, I'm so thin that, like, you would have to, you would have to shoot,

you would have to shoot very specifically to get just my best. you so they're going to do this is like a controlled thing like the guy so let's just say there's this fucking freak that bust into your apartment and he's jacking off and he's like hey I can shoot you in the fucking arm right now

in your shoulder or I can come on your face motherfucker and then so and then he but he says specifically specifically I'm going to turn on your stream right now so you can see it happen so what would you rather people see you get shot in the arm or get come done the come on the

come shot concusses you that's how much fucking raw gut he's shooting at you it's how much rope slinging at you bro we're getting so ridiculous he's shooting a rope like

he's shooting rope like spider man bro yeah but look at spider man I just want to say walls it's like that if we're talking about shootings though we have to bring this up and I totally forgot about this this was such a fucking bizarre thing

that I saw in pop culture in society so it's the everybody hates prank YouTubers or pranksters, just prank content creators. And I know exactly, we forgot about this, dude. That video, was that real? That was a real thing? Yes. Totally. I thought I

dreamed that, and I saw it and I got stressed. I saw it, I got stressed and I went to bed right afterwards. It was like a late night Twitter thing. The context for people who don't know is that there's a video of YouTube prankster who went up to somebody in some mall blasting. I don't know what the exact nature of the prank was. He was

holding his phone up to strangers in a mall and like blasting some weird, some audience. Some MP3, like some audio, I don't know. And he kept holding it up to people's faces. And it's for a YouTube prank. And he went up to some guy in a mall food court. And then he went up to him like three times, put his phone into his face. And then the guy turns around and just shoots him in the stomach.

And everybody was just like, yeah. You know what I liked about this video? Like the YouTube prankster, he says like, here's the thing. I never, because you never know what you're going to do when you get shot, right? But like, he said, ow. Like, there was something funny about saying, oh, when he's. he got shot. He's like, oh!

And I was like, oh, that's, like he stubbed his fucking toe. He just got shot, dude. It's so crazy, though, because the, this guy, like, you know what we say zero to 100? This guy, like, zero to a million. Like, this guy's harassing you with the phone, and he just shoots somebody. He's itching. That guy's itching to shoot somebody, man. I saw a big a post-at.

I saw a big a post-at. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was like, A, man, I was like Vega, is this what Florida's like? And he was like, exactly like this. So here's the thing. Here's the thing. I feel a number of ways about this. Me too.

So I feel like, A, don't, I'm not, I don't feel bad for the YouTuber at all. Nobody does. Like, sincerely. Like, I don't, I don't feel. No one feel bad for him. I don't feel bad. I don't feel like even he would be, I feel like even he, once he's fully recovered, because he survived. I feel like he would go on on camera and be like, I deserve that probably.

Like, because he's probably been humbled, right? Yeah. Because I saw people being like, it's not okay to shoot people just because they're annoying you. And that I agree. Of course. But there's a difference. There's a difference between annoying and, like, and harassment. Yeah.

Which is what he's fucking doing. And he, like, he goes away. You could see him walk away from the guy or the guy walk away from the prankster like two separate times, clearly indicating like, look, man, leave me alone. and then he does it again leave me alone walks away and the third time he goes on his face

he was like go away he goes like he goes like go away three three strikes you're out man like don't invade people's personal space because you have to understand

like you don't know what the fuck this guy you don't know anybody else's intentions right okay you don't know like they don't

they're not aware that you're approaching them in ingest okay there's a so he doesn't know if he's in danger or not granted it's a bit

it's crazy for him to assume that if he's in the middle of a mall. Like, there's a lot of, there's a lot of reasons why it would be safe to assume you're not in danger, but at the same time, you never know. So, I can't feel bad for the guy. I can't feel bad for the guy that got shot. On the other hand, I also think it's, that was really quick. Like, he could have, he could have pulled the gun out and been like, listen, I, like, I got a gun,

leave me the fuck alone. Yes, bare minimum. If I was drawn If I was in that situation And I was that angry That's probably what I would do You know I'd be like Listen listen I'm packing

Leave me alone Or I will shoot you Look man And then they'll go away And then it'll be fine That's the maximum I can imagine going to But the fact that like

I was watching it though He didn't even say anything He just backed away Backed away And then shot him No no no No no He said

He knocked his camera away He was like hey stop He was like Seriously stop And then before he even finished, stop, the second time he took the gun out and shot him. But no warning. I bet he had a grin on. He was like, go away, leave me alone.

Leave me alone. I'm defenses. Don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. It says a lot about the guy. It says a lot about the guy that he would pull his gun out that quickly to shoot someone that he knows is not actually threatening him. But then it also, at the same time, it also makes me think that, oh, this guy probably either was. around police officers or something adjacent to them

because whenever you see those motherfuckers literally say, oh, my life was in danger and I always say, oh, what an excuse, you just want to kill someone? And I'm like, is that, was that this guy? Or did he actually, are these guys just that much of cowards? Like, is this guy? Is he just so much of a coward

that he literally felt threatened to where he just quickly pulled out? Because this is weird. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. He's a fool, here's the thing, though. He could have got a, attack before he could have got assaulted

look man not justifying what happened but we don't know what here's the thing with guns this is what I don't this is why I don't you know people second amendment people would get so mad at this but I feel like people on average are too dumb and too irresponsible I feel like they should be carrying weapons I just don't feel I would feel

better at the very they're barely responsible enough to have cars yeah they're barely responsible enough to even put on their clothes properly that's true look at I would say at the least this is what I'd be comfortable with. I know this is fantasy. We're going into fantasy land now that people can just have swords and shit. Like I would feel more because to wield a sword and to be able to actually

cut somebody down, it takes way more effort and it gives other people a chance to defend themselves too other than this some motherfucker because there's an endless amount of content. If you just, of somebody just being mad, I literally saw a video yesterday of a guy parking in another person's spot like, hey, I was going to do that. And then the other guy just gets out and shoots them. And it's like, I can't believe what happened to, you know, like if I was the guy that was being harassed with the phone, it feels much more satisfying, in my opinion, to break his jaw or at least break my hand punching him so fucking hard. Where it's like I put all of my force, my soul into this. Look, you say this.

Yeah. But I've been wreaking absolute havoc with a sword in cyberpunk 277. Oh, oh, okay. I've been, especially now, causing havoc. It is deranged when you could do with a sword. Because we could deflect bullets and it back. Like, it's insane what you can do with a sword now. Dude, deflecting bullets back at people with a sword is so fucking cool.

Look. I can do that in real life if I tried. If it was real life, that would be great. The idea of everybody having swords, because the thing is just like this, right, I would never fight someone fair with a sword. I would never, I would, I would, I would, I would be known for throwing sand to his eyes. Like, people would, people would fight me blindfolded because they have a better advantage than looking at me training. I'm putting sand in your eye I'm spitting your irises

I'm tripping you on I'm pissing on your feet so you slip I'm doing everything I'll piss myself so you'll slip I will do everything to make sure I win

Kingston's too big of a target to fight fair with swords Exactly Like it's not It's not possible You just don't feel You don't feel confident in your abilities

To will the sword I know I'm already 30 I'm not experienced with a sword yet So no I don't know I don't know In our fantasy world if this was the norm, you know

day one we're training. Day one, we're training with swords. If my parents, imagine your parents don't trade to make you a farmer or some shit. It's like, mom and dad, you fucking idiots. There's going to be a war that's going to take me. I can't fight. What have you done? I don't want you to go down.

You could do a lot of damage with a rake. Kingston's done. I do not want you to go down the path that I went down. I'm like, you fucking idiots. Dad, why are you Japanese? What happened? Dad, why are you, what the fuck? What happened?

Why you You ever see those videos You ever see those videos of people Like those Tick Tech videos Of people going up to like Fedoras on a rack and be like Oh look it's a hat Hmm

And then they put it on and it's like I think I willie like this I have not seen that That's great I love that Whittwee Oh Oh we should mention

We should mention the guy The guy that shot the prankster Yeah He got acquitted of attempted murder Yeah Yeah so they like A jury we're like yeah this guy sucks so we get it

and then he's just he might go to jail for a couple years for unlawfully discharging in a public thing kind of like the boogie 2988 thing you remember that when he he said he fired a warning shot but that's like not real life you can't just you can't just fire

a gun and be like that was a warning like in what world do you think that's a real thing like that's a movie now can you do that with a gun that has blanks in it is it illegal to fire blanks uh as a warning shot I think You probably get charged for that But I don't know what the charge would be

Because it would still be Some type of disrupting the peace thing Some type of aggravated something I don't know I guess It would because the intent of Of scaring somebody like that It would be some type of charge

You would have to ask somebody who's in the launch shit You see this? Is that a blunt? Do you know what this is? Is that a A Lancer? Do you guys recognize what this is at all? Oh, that's fucking Warhammer.

Yeah. That's Warhammer. That's a fucking Space Marine. So this is a Space Marine Warhammer USB. What the fuck do you get into that shit? I didn't. I just, I have it. I just kind of found it.

But you know what's awesome about this? What? Four gigabytes. So it's fucking useless. How old is that? This is clearly, this is from a time. This is from a time. where this is from a time where it would have

made sense to make something branded like this that held four gigabytes so it's probably like 2000 what like five maybe I imagine it's when the the first Space Marine game came out maybe maybe yeah like this is like old were the USB drives then I'm thinking 2011 or something

no first was it listening out of that Derek let me see the Space Marine 2's just come now in it so this is yeah 2011 2011 September 2011 Warhammer Oh, that's space, wait, what? It comes with a box, so it says.

Yeah, Space Marine came out in 2011. So look, I have, it comes in the box. So this is, what's the copyright on this? Four gigabyte, four gigabyte USB. Is there no copyright? Games Workshop limited 2016, published by Sega. 2016? 2016's way too late for four gigabytes to use.

That's crazy. That just must be a little. A USB. That is for 3D model. Like I put 3D models on them I render them on my 3D like my I format them on like my 3D program And that's 32 gigs

For the 3D models Imagine that You have that And it's like here it's 4 gigs I can put 19 songs on this That might as well be a fucking floppy disk bro Four gigs probably isn't even enough To put windows on

Yeah yeah Like I don't know You're totally right I really don't know what this is maybe this is like Maybe a two factor identification key You know what I mean Like that's all I can imagine this being useful for But yeah

Yeah you remember floppies You guys were you guys uh do you guys ever Were you ever experienced floppies? We're a little too small I had my parents had floppies But we never used them Like I was never in a position to use them for any real reason It was bizarre because even in high school

Like we were done with them like I would say Freshman years sophomore years We were completely done But for whatever reason my senior year project My dumb ass teacher probably because he was a hipster He was one of these nerds that grew up and became a little bit handsome, but he was just a massive nerd. I mean, Spider-Man and all this dumb bullshit.

He was into firefly and stuff. He wore cowboy boots. And then he was basically only impressing the girls that were at the high school. Like, oh, he's so high. And we're like, oh, I get it now. But this dude, for whatever reasons, like your senior project needs to be on a fucking floppy. You know, I'm like, why? Why the fuck?

Why? Like, we've been in disc. We've been in disc for years. What are you talking about? Dude, dude, forget about that. dude like I when I was in college in 20 fucking 11 into 2012 into 2013 we had to for our film class we were recording on camcorders that recorded directly to cassette tape and we had to like go in into there was like a whole room dedicated to like transferring tape to digital so that we could then edit it and premiere and to be fair it was kind of cool learning how to do it and it was kind of it was there was something neat about it so but I remember for for our final, I remember for our final, sleeping at the school. I slept in the

editing room, like, converting all of this fucking footage to digital. And it took so long. And so I have like this, like, I had this deep appreciation for how quickly it's, for just like how quickly we can get something from like a camera onto an SD onto a computer. Like, because I'm just like, oh my God.

I remember sleeping for an entire weekend waiting for just three hours of footage to fucking decode. That's gross. Well, I have, um, audio cassettes. I have, I have like, 10, 15 plus of, and I bought a, I bought a converter just to, so I can preserve all this audio, because, you know, one of these days, these may not work. I just haven't got around to it, man, just because I know it's going to, I don't preserve anything.

It's going to take me so long to fucking do it, because you have to just let it play. And I'm talking about this is fucking hours of riffs, fucking, fucking around with my friends back in middle school, like bits and stuff, uh, fucking entire sets of stuff. And I'm like, oh, fuck. And it's just been sitting there. It's just been sitting there for... I bought this thing years ago, and I haven't used it yet. I feel like I should just pay somebody to do it.

I feel like my parents still have my old computer that has, like, all of my original YouTube videos on it, like, from 2007. You got on Earth's that shit. And I'm really, I'm really so curious to go in there because I know there's, like, a bunch of stuff that I never... I used to just make videos just for me, literally. Yeah. So, like, I'm really curious about, like, what's survived. I kind of wish I had... Like, I wish I had a surefire way of game.

getting to them, but like I really don't know if they're alive anymore. You just made me remember me and my brother used to make stop motion videos of like it would be what were those things called bionicles and uh. Oh yeah. Yeah. And, uh, whatever those. Yeah. We had those bullshuts and we would make one of the best ones was a police brutality.

It was the shit. Like we had these like cars that my mom, these model cars and then basically we had the cops stop the bionicles and beat the absolute fuck out of them and run them over and shit. It was dope. Dude, it's fun. Dude, I remember, dude, we used to make videos. I used to make videos on the I toy on the PlayStation 2. You made a police brutality bionicle set.

Yeah, it is kind of funny thinking about that. Dude, so I was just looking at, so I was actually going to buy a PS2, but the guy's just a little far. I was thinking about that too. I just didn't want to drive. I was going to buy from a guy because he was selling one for 80 bucks. And I was like, this is a fucking great deal for what he was, the stuff that came with it. No, look at the market. That's a good.

That's a good price for a PS2. Yeah, look at the market too. A PSP? I went over to the store because I was looking for a PSP because I was like, man, I want to play wipeout Pure, which is like one of my favorite games. It's my favorite wipeout game too, and it's just stranded on the PSP. You can emulate it too, but it's, you know, it's not the... It's not the same. It's not the same.

You want, like, the thing. But, like, I went to... And they were selling a, like, a new model never been opened for, like, 400, 300 bucks. So like 80 bucks for 80 bucks for a functioning PS2 is not Not bad at all Yeah I just want to I have all my memory cards still

And I want to specifically I think we talked about this on episode before There was the PlayStation have that That DAW digital audio Workstation called like mixer or something Yeah the music game that I had right Yeah the music maker or some shit like that Yeah it was the one that I pulled out

On the show right? Yeah it was the one you pulled out When I was home? Yeah it was that and I've been wanting to I was like it's time for me to hear the songs that I've made I remember making one that was so chaotic and I was like it's time

and the guy was too far the PS2 guy I wasn't gonna drive all the way fucking down he's all the way south of Vegas I'm all the way in the north so I'm actually considering possibly just buying one online but they're kind of pricey dude like you can get like if you want to get one

that's like boxed or anything like that you're probably looking at like 160 bucks or something I'm just like, uh, huh? I might do that. I don't need a PS2, but I might do that. I mean, it's nice to have. It's nice to have, but I regret selling mine back when I kind of, I quit my job at the time, and I just sold a bunch of stuff, and I sold like a bunch of games.

I bought my 3DS. I don't play it very much. Yeah, it's just kind of like the principle, right? Just have it. Yeah, but here's the thing. It's like, it's the thing about that is like you buy it, and you might not play it much at all, right? but don't ever sell that shit.

Like my genuine advice to people, even going into this weird era where we're not even sure if we're going to have consoles in like 20 years, because things are kind of becoming a little bit more streamlined, not streamlined, but like a little bit more nebulous.

Like you can access your Xbox account on PC and stuff like that. But even in this scenario, like if you get hardware, keep it. Even if you're never going to use it again, even if you keep it in a box forever, I have never regretted going home,

looking at all of the stuff that I had and being like, oh man, I'm really bummed that I have this. I've only ever been like fuck, I can't believe I let my cousin borrow my PSP for nothing and then just didn't care to follow up. I can't believe I sold my N64. I can't believe I sold this fucking disc.

I can't believe I, like, that will always bother me, but I have never once in my life been like, oh, man, I have two Game Boy colors. Why do I have these? It's always just cool to have them. 100%. So my honestly, I really have. Hardware?

I really have to keep it. Yeah, go ahead. Go piss. Go piss. It's not a big deal about it. Yeah, go ahead, man. Yeah, get the fuck out of here. Don't say, don't do or say weird show.

I'm gone. Get out of here. You shouldn't have said that. You shouldn't have said that. Go piss. You fucked up. You shouldn't have said that. Yeah, what a bitch-ass nigga.

What a bitch-ass nigga. What a stupid moron. What a fucking idiot. This guy, I hope he slips right now. He just fucking. He slips on his carpet. He slips on his carpet. Just knocked out.

Honestly, that would be an amazing. I wish I had the patience to do like an orchestrate a prank like that be like where it's like, hey, I got to go to the bathroom guys. And then just like immediately cut like somehow like match the transition to like a shot of me sitting here exactly the same. Yeah. But like that I recorded earlier and like had like a bunch of special effects in editing done where like I slip in like my like a pool of blood like pulls up behind me. So like you guys think I died. That would be great. I don't have the patience or the technical skill to even monitor that.

How about a little bit of fake blood from the Halloween store? You just when you slip your arms by your head on the part that you can't see, you know, that's obstructed. That's true, yeah, yeah. And then you just squeeze it and let it leak out. Dude, that'd be so sick. Yeah, that would be fucking awesome. I would love to, we can prank a, we can prank a Kingston like that. That'd be great.

Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I wonder if you would even believe it. You know what's crazy? I have so much fake, I have so much fake blood. Why? It is absurd. Just in case.

Just in case. All right. All right. I mean, why not? Why not? Sometimes, I don't know, it makes for good videos sometimes. But like, I don't always have a use for it. But like, if I ever have an idea, I want to know that I could just like go into a closet

and find it instead of just being like, oh, I got to place an order now for fucking fake blood. Yeah, yeah. Like an asshole. I have so much of it at home specifically. There you go. In New York. I've been getting these.

weird ads on Twitter that they're like these long fingers for Halloween. I don't know if you've seen them. They're like kind of like almost like they move kind of independently but they're like long. They look like creepy witch kind of demon finger things.

Oh yeah, yeah. I have no reason to buy them but I want one. I kind of, yo I want one. I'm looking at them now. I have not seen them in motion at all but I can imagine them in motion and I want them. Yeah. Yeah. I almost I almost pulled out my card I was like I was like what am I

That honestly looks kind of I don't know man you might have sold me on this Yeah dude it's gotta talk right We're talking about these like Like these really long Halloween fingers Like the really long ones that like Articulate yeah

You see those? They look cool man They remind me up they remind me of this They remind me of this toy I had I'm so sad I lost it Or like I think it broke really soon after because I was being really fucking violent with it. It was in like 2004 or 2005, they were selling,

you know how they used to sell like claw grabbers? Yeah. Like there's that famous one where it's just like the black stick with like the yellow handle and like the red kind of. Yeah. Yeah. There was one that was like licensed for Spider-Man 2 that was like a Dr. octopus tentacle and it was like you could fully articulate it and like move it around.

Oh shit. That sounds cool. fucking, it was the coolest fucking thing that I remember as a kid outside of like the Spider-Man like web shooter, which was cool until it shot really. And then you're like, I can't swing from this. This is kind of, but that thing was so cool. And I think it broke because I would like, I would hit my friends with it. I would like, I would like, because there's that scene in Spider-Rad too where he gets like hitting the chest with it. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And me and my friends would reenact that all the time. So basically you're saying you're going to buy it again. I have not been able to find it is the thing. Like, let me see if I could. If I start buying toys again, that's it. That's it. That's the thing.

That's also. My imagination is so refined now that if I start buying toys again, there will be days or literally will come in a bedroom and I'll have my toys out playing with them. And she'll be like, oh, I'm dating a child for real. I'll kick me out So I can't I can't That's a slope

I can't start on again This isn't this isn't the one that I'm thinking of Because it's a lot It's a lot simpler And it like it doesn't articulate as much But it's it's This was basically it I put in the Riverside chat

It's like this is like a cheaper version of it But it was so fucking cool That's cool as fuck To just I was such an asshole with that thing man Because like the one that I had like had like bends in the individual. It's like the fingers.

It's like it like had bends in the individual things. It wasn't as, you couldn't do them independently, but you could do them all as like one, like they would all open and then they would all like do that. You know what I mean? But it was so cool. I think I'm going to buy a Spider-Man costume

but then cut out the crotch. I think it'd be pretty dope. That is. I think that it would be pretty dope. So let's move on the question. You just always just kind of like, but you just tug on it a little bit. So you always kind of like you semi.

So people think that you, that you got like a good piece, you know, even if it's Yeah, yeah, yeah. Speaking of semis, actually. You tug on it all the time. The Florida man, the Florida man rode in. He says, hello there, my favorite degenerates. When a Dragon Ballagher character powers up,

we always see their clothes flapping up their clothes flapping upward. Do you think their dicks remain stationary? Or do they flap like those two balloon guys from car dealerships? This wasn't a pretty good transition. I think their dicks are so strong. They have such strong cocks that they don't flap up. I think their dicks stay still.

I think they do flap up. I think, in fact, they flap up more than normal. I think, I think, I think, I think they wiggle like this. I think they go like that. Yeah. Like a little, like a little wacky waving inflated, alarm flailing tube, man. I think for sure that's, that's what happened. So you don't move at all.

They just stay still. They point forward, but they don't go up. They just point forward. It's heavy fucking penis. They point towards the direction of the threat. That's how they know. They got heavy fat. I think they don't have penises anymore.

I think their tails were actually not tails. And it's actually kind of rude. Because that's how they would mate, dude. They would turn into those big monkeys and fuck, and that's how they would spread their seed. But how did Gohan, Goku, and Vegeta have kids after they had no chance? Adopted. Adopted.

So they're all a bunch of whores, and they're sleeping around and saying those are their kids. Like, that looks nothing. Trunks looks nothing like Vegeta. Gohan, sure. You know what's crazy? Actually, Trunks's face is Vegeta's face. Is it? ridiculous. They have the same

face. They have the same face of structure. Jesus Christ. Now I got to look that up. They have a gohan. Their hairs. The only difference between those characters is their hair. Literally. Like it's their hair is Gohan's hair is different

because I think he's like more human, air quotes more human than Gengotent is. But Goket is straight up just a little Goku but not as Gond. Goku is just, yeah. Gotten's just go That's lazy

He's just not as Goku That's it Goetan literally was like Just such an afterthought It's crazy It's so fucking funny Seeing him in super

That's how much of Afterthought he was They forgot to age them in super And then when The superhero came up They were finally teenagers And it's like What the fuck

Well no They didn't I thought they didn't age Them in super on purpose Because doesn't Super take place In between the end of the boo saga

and when and the end of Z and the Oob thing that's true yeah technically technically it does but what happens which is so stupid by the way I hate that I really is that I really really hate that year it was three years after the end of Z three years after the end of Z

so they should okay yeah but in cartoon years that's nothing what happens is Gohan visibly looked different he didn't grow yeah I don't know but he looked different by the time that three That time he was eight, he looked different already. I get to the point with these things. Yeah.

I get to the point, I get to the point with these things where it's like, I don't know, man. Homer Simpson was born in the fucking 90s now. You know what I mean? Like, it's. Or something. Yeah, yeah. It's, it's, I don't know. Yeah, I remember when he was in like a band.

He was in a grunge band at some point. He was in a grunge band. That's his new origin. What the fuck is going on? That's so crazy. It's so weird scene that, like, because I read Spider-Refense. for a long time. And like Spider-Man,

like them showing flashbacks of Peter Parker being like, Peter Parker being like 15-year-old Peter Parker just like a fucking point dexter from the fucking 40s. And I'm like, no, if Spider-Man is in the modern world right now where there are cell phones,

he did not look like that 13 years ago. Because Spider-Man's only like 28 years old in comics for some reason, because they think that's interesting still. So he's just like, I'm 30 years old, 15 years ago, I got a bit by Spider.

It's like, Nah, bro, you got by a spider like 65 years ago, bro. Stop. No one dressed like you did 15 years ago. You would have got beaten to death if you dressed like that. Yeah, he would have been killed. Yeah, he would have been murdered. Maybe not in Queens.

Maybe not have been murdered. But he would have definitely beat up a lot. Queens, Queens, Queens, he would have been murdered still. I just don't think it would have been the same thing. Like, I think it would have been like an accident, like a bully just went too far by accident. You know what I mean? I don't think he was going to get

necessarily like shot or anything, but he was definitely going to get like a swirly and the guy was going to hold him underwater too long. The idea of a bully, the idea of a bully giving you a wedge and going too far and breaking your spine is crazy. We're just giving him a wedge. And it's like, yeah, but you broke his spine.

We thought he was kidding about being in pain and he just snapped in two. Dude, imagine, did the idea of getting a wedgies so so vile that is so violent that it kills you is pretty is pretty immaculate I love that idea

I get the underwear is ripped out from wedgies definitely seen it happen more than once gave him away to his underwear cut through you underwear and it was like what the fuck dude dude like y'all gotta go home man and it's like all right bro

first your ass rips then your balls and then and then starts tearing through your fucking bowels You see a wedding rips your pants that goes and tears your balls. That's the whole wedging experience. You got to lose your balls. You got to become a eunic. What's the next one, Chris?

I'm looking through. I'm looking through some of them. Since it's Halloween, since it's like October, we're getting a lot of Halloween ones. Arborator rode in. Aborator? Yeah, Abberator wrote. And he says, what's up, you snarky fucks? I'm just going to go ahead and ask the most obvious and easy possible question.

What's the craziest slash stupidest Halloween? Or what's the craziest and or stupidest story you have related to Halloween, trick-or-treating, parties, haunted houses, whatever you can think of. I specifically have a memory of being in a... So this was at the Cross County Fair. Damn. I think it was called the Cross County Fair. It was whatever fair happens in Cross County around this time.

This is Yonkers. And I remember going and there was this haunted house next to a hall of mirrors. Right? So like, you know how haunted houses are? They're really fucking loud. They're blaring. You know, they have all this audio and stuff. And so I was like, all right, I'm not going to do that.

I'm a bit of a pussy. I'm a child. I don't want to deal with that right now. And so I remember going into the hall of mirrors and the power going out in the hall of mirrors. Nice. So it was dark, disorienting. And all I could hear was this like screaming and this like evil laughter and these like ominous

noises in this fucking disorienting hall of darkness and false reflections. And it was the scary, it's probably the most scared I think I've ever been sincerely. Nice. Was in that, because I was just like, I was trying to get the fuck out. And like every, you know, you know how fucking hall of mirrors are. Every couple of steps is like a violent fucking crash. And you're just like, oh my God, how do I get out of here? Yeah.

I think that was the age that I realized, like, I don't, I don't cry for specific reasons. Like I don't like if I'm terrified I'm not going to scream If I'm hurt I'm not going to cry I just remember being like white hot Anxious and silent Just like silently trying to like

Get my way out of this fucking hall of mirrors And it was so stressful That by the time I got out I was like I don't I'm not hungry I just want to go home This was eight minutes ago This was this morning The idea

This is this morning The idea So for For a time that bothers is that people That actually yell when they get scared. Like Lily's afraid of bugs. No, you see the bugs she actually yells. And I'm like, you actually

yelled. See, I don't mind to yell. What I don't like is the persistent yelling. Like, it's like, to me it's like, if you're like screaming or what do you mean by yelling? He's talking about screaming. Yeah, he speaks stupid. But, sorry, yelling to me are different, are different. They are different. Yes, I keep getting it. So, so it's one thing to be like, because like I will, if you catch me off guard,

you have to, you, to be fair, you have to catch me really, really, really off guard to get me to yell or scream. But I will be like, oh, you know, like, or something like that. Oh, hey. Whoa, hey. What's, whoa. I don't do that. But, dude, if it's like, yeah, you, but you go immediately, like, you, like, when I'm

scared. I'm a stance. I have a stance. When we, when we, when we, when we live together, like, sometimes I was, because I'm, I'm, I'm really quiet. I don't weigh a lot. I don't make a lot of sound. So I, I can sneak up on people really easily.

even if I'm not trying to. So, like, sometimes I'll, I'll get an itch to scare somebody and I'll do it, and it'll, it'll be successful most of the time. And so there were times where Kingston and I were living together, and I would, like, I would do some, I would hide behind something and just not do anything and just, like, let him see me and catch it by surprise. And he would go like this. He'd go, like, if you're on the video, you could see this.

He would go, like, he would, like, arch his, like, almost ready to, like, throw a punch. What hell is that? Or I do this. A chicken. I do this stance. And I don't know why. You do that. This is not how I find at all.

You know those videos that weird? I don't know if they're art varts or badgers or whatever, but like, you know how they stand up and they go like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's almost what it's like where it's like, just look, just stay away. Yeah. The idea of the fact that it runs into a teapoles is, you scare that creature into a teapoles. But what I can't stand is like, this is specifically a woman thing. I've seen this in, like, I don't mean, look, it's not even a generalization.

It's just true. Yeah. That like, if there's like a mouse or like a bug, it will, not only will it be like an initial scream of surprise, it will be sustained. And it will continue no matter what happens until the thing is dead or I've taken care of it. That's it. It's never like, it never ends immediately. It's always like screaming, screaming, screaming, no matter what the fucking thing does. And it's like, you are making this so much harder for me to deal with.

You're screaming me, you're setting me off. And then you're probably scaring the thing that I'm trying to get in the first place. So shut up. You know, it's... Yeah, I've never, I've never, I'm trying to think of, I think I'm allergic to that shit. Because I don't even have any memory of being in the presence of a woman doing that shit. Because I probably would dispose of them. I probably would get rid of them

That shit is Whatever I would hear like a roller coaster some shit Like yeah yeah I'm in like fucking you know I'm in an amusement park or whatever You're on a roller coaster or anything Just even close to one And you hear some of those motherfuckers just screaming And I'm like dude

Shut the fuck up Like it's what are you doing You're not in fucking imperil I've yelled on roller coasters Why I've yelled I've ever screamed. So it's less of a scream and more like usually, like sometimes I'll be like, it'll hit like, it'll get to this point in the ride where I'm having so much fun that I'm laughing. And I can't help but laugh loudly.

That's fine. And that's like, and that's partially like screaming. Like, but it's not like scary. Participating on this. You are waiting an hour, 30 minutes, whatever the fuck it is in this line. And then some people are like, all right, I'm ready to go on this ride to have a thrill rush. And they start screaming like they're about to be gutted. And it just, it's like this, like these visceral screams.

And you're like, what are you doing? Have you guys been to Disney? What are you doing? Have you been to Disney Chris? No, right? I went to Disney World when I was, when I was seven. And I went to. Disneyland?

I've never, I don't think I've ever been to Disneyland, no. That is weird. There's no one to. I just, like, not even like, like, because here's the, the, the, the, the, the, I've had, I've had, I've had many opportunities to go. I just have never cared enough to do it. generalize again, but every woman wants to go to Disneyland.

It's just in their DNA for some reason. I'm generalizing, but it's just a thing. I mean, I'll bust it out as an emergency if I'm in the dog house or something. You kind of, it shouldn't even, like, this is how, this is how you earn their respect by doing that one thing that's that magical thing. I would rather be, I would rather be, don't get passes, bro.

Don't get passes. I would rather, yeah, yeah, no, I would rather be. You guys have not now. Of course he does. Of course he does. Not modern. Modern passes are not worth it. Maybe like four or five years ago

might have been worth it, but not now. Bro, that shit was shit. Even four or five years. Because I used to get passes when I was a kid when I was like 12 and shit. And that was like, because my mom would, I was like, oh, this seems cool. And then they were like, oh, I'm in high school

and I have money now. And they're like, no, no, no, it's going to be a million dollars. You can only go like 30 times a year. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? It's stupid. The thing about it is to get value out of it. To get value out of it, you have to go like a million, like you have to go every week.

And it's just like, I'm not going to fucking do that. It's insane. It's too, unless you have like the premium one or some bullshit. Yeah, I just don't know. I don't know what there is at Disneyland to really, like what is there at Disneyland? So I actually agree. I agree with that to the most part because first of all, if you go on any really normal day now,

you really, realistically, for how long an adult would want to be there, you have enough time to get on like two rides. So it's more about like just kind of seeing shit, getting some novelties in the store. Because like the, the, the, the, you probably want to be there a maximum like four or five hours. Like if you're an adult. Like if you have kids there,

they want to be there all day, but you say fuck you kid or whatever. But it's just like as an adult, you want to spend a few hours there. So two, you're probably going to waste two hours just going on two rides. Unless you have some like super fast pass. The way,

Paying more money. The way that I genuinely feel about it is is it's something that I haven't been to at all in my... Really, at all. Because I went to Disney World when I was a child, but I really don't fucking remember that at all. I was like five. So I have no real experience with Disney at all.

I would imagine that I would... I imagine that I will at some point, especially if I decide to have kids at some point, I will probably be forced into the situation where I will have to go anyway. And so in a situation where that possibly happens, I would just rather go at that point where I can at the very least,

at the very least I'll see it for the first time. I'll have some reason to be there that is like outside myself. And that way it's not this repetitious thing where it's like, oh, I've been here a million times. Now I've got to like, I've got to take the kids because it's like a thing that you have to do. Yeah. You know? So I don't know.

At this point, I'd rather just save it for that point when I know I'm going to have to do it anyway. I mean, fair enough. Because, yeah, personally, I guess... It's just not worth it. It's just like... Because I don't know. For me, the thing is if I do,

if I go to a place too often, I won't like it. That is the thing, right? And Disney's supposed to be, like a fun place. Like, I like Starvation. That doesn't happen with... That doesn't happen with good places.

No, no, eventually, it does. It does. Eventually, it's like, I don't really want to do this anymore. I have never, I have never once... No, because they're... Look, man, I... I will go to my favorite pizza shop right now. You know what I mean?

I've been there. I've been there like a million times. But you don't have it, you don't have it constantly. Like the idea of like going to... I would. There were periods of times where I did. But yes, but like you didn't have it like every day for like months. Eventually like I don't really want pizza.

You know, and I think that often it varies based on the thing you're doing. But that's not, but that's not permanent. You know what I mean? Like that's not like, oh, I don't want to go right now. Like I don't ever want to have that feeling for Disney because I do like Disney. Like I like Disney in the wintertime and in the, what's it called it? October. It's actually really cool during that. It was the Oogie Buggy Fest. It's pretty dope.

But I literally would go like, if I don't stop her, she'll go like eight times a year. And like, that's too much. Yeah, that's fucking insane. I, I think, what do you guys what the fuck do when you go there? That's what I'm curious, what do you do when you go there?

She does the same thing and she's happy. They're doing the same thing each time. What is it? Like, what do you guys do? She goes to everything. We go on all the rides. We go on, we go all the rides. We go eat in various places. Like, eat like five times throughout the day. We freaking, what do you call it?

We go, we go to Buzz Light. We go to Pixar Pier. I like Pixar Pier. I like Pixar. It's actually a cool place. Then we go to that, like, Mexican place right by Pixar Pier. She goes on the, we go on the, um, the Incredible Coaster. That's this California Adventure I'm talking about right now. Then we go on, um, we go to Radiator Springs.

Everything is we go to Avengers Campus. And then we're like, all right, let's go to the next part. Then we go to the next part. Then we go to the next part, we go to the other castle. Are you there all fucking day? All fucking day? day from like 10 to like 1130. No.

That's that's that's that's that's certifiably insane. What the fuck, dude. So you understand what I'm saying. Like I'm not talking out of my ass. I'm telling you guys like, you go there. Yeah, because that's because that is literally not the way to experience. The only way I would recommend experiencing Disneyland like that is if you are from you are not from that area. And it's like this is the one time we're going.

we probably ain't coming back here for, I can't imagine coming back here for any reason because we're probably not coming back to California or something. But barring that, if you live anywhere close to it, just go for a couple of hours, two, three hours, and then fucking peace out. You can go back some other time.

Like, you don't have to experience everything in one fucking day. She's a Californian, man. That's how it is. That's what makes it crazy. We're especially like growing up not that far from it. For them, they love it. They love it. No, but I'm from California.

and the people that we were around, we didn't do that because it's right there. It's like whatever to us. I'm not talking about my ass. I just think she's built different, bro. They love it. It's not as far as it's all of them. They've been indoctrinated, man. I guess.

Yeah, they've been like fucking, they're injected with some thing. Did you see that they were doing a modern, was that they're doing like a live action, modernized remake of Bambi? No. Yeah You're bullshit I'm not joking That's real

Why I don't know how the fuck You would modernize Bambi Maybe an AR-15 Kills his mom I don't know what the fuck She gets Bambi's mom

Dyes in a school Is how they're going to Modernize it I guess The day A beer breaks in a For the long as time Somebody shoots up your school Could you imagine

Ironly Like the day a beer Gets on the campus It's a day Fucking Jonathan Comes with a gun It was an over A deer just wandered in at the same time.

So he has a choice. He can either be an ultimate villain or the hero of the day. You know what I mean? He can take down the deer. John, why did you have your gun? That's so fun. That's such a compelling premise for like a kid. A kid's just absolutely had it and he goes to school with a gun.

And then there's a deer. And then he decides to shoot it. And then he's like, everybody loves him. Oh, you got it. And so now like everybody who he hated the day before loves him now. and he's being shouted with admiration and I was like oh man I was gonna kill

I was gonna kill all these people if that deer wasn't there that's crazy So you know what happens He becomes valedictorian when he graduates high school all them years later And then he gives his speech

And he's like You know the funny thing is I was literally gonna kill all of you When I look When I look back on my old life That would be so chilling That's like that scene in Joker When he's on the fucking

When he's on the talk show Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. You're sitting there hearing that. He talks about the room. He's like, yeah, man, things are crazy. Two years ago, I was going to blow your fucking brains out.

Now look at me. I'm here. You know, you know, it's funny. I love you guys so much. There was standing O. The day that deer got in. It's so funny. It's so funny looking at all of these faces before me because on that faithful day,

when I took that deer down, that, those rounds were meant for you. And here you sit. purely because you showed me kindness. I was going to murder you guys, man. It would have been crazy. So let that be a lesson. Let that be a lesson to everybody. Be kind.

He tries to twist it into like something that's like really like positive. Yeah, yeah. I would have killed. Oh man. What if it murders you all? I would have been crazy. It would have been a mess. I would have shot each of I wanted you.

Especially you, John. He points his one kid directly. That's with you. Yeah, you. Right over there. I see you. I was going to shoot in your face. I was going to make you beg.

I was going to make you beg and I was still going to kill you. you. Point blank. This is, bah. You know what's crazy? Bullying in girls is like just as bad as it's ever been because people, you know, the school shooter, 99.9% is like some dumb ass kid, some boy.

Yeah. And so people are trying to curve a little bit of bullying when it comes to dudes, but they're doing nothing for women. It's crazy. Like women are still getting harassed relentlessly. Girl bullying is way worse. just like, ah, whatever, they ain't got to pull a Glock so I don't care. It's crazy.

Yeah, they can't pull a gun. They're not going to pull a gun. Women don't know how to pull guns, I guess. Yeah, well, they'd shoot it and then their arms would break. They can't handle it. Well, it's real. I really, I, look, man, I think there's like obviously psychological reasons why like that doesn't happen.

I think there's probably like inherent reasons why that doesn't happen. But I also think low-key that it's probably because they just can't shoot. Like sincerely, like I really, I really, I really, I really, I really do think that's a big, I really do think that's a big part of it. I really think you're a bit of a misogynist, but it's whatever. I think I might be as well, but like, it's not like, it's not, it's not a bad thing to suggest to that. I don't think that's necessarily like a super negative thing. It's like, oh, he's saying, he's insisting that we can't be school shooters.

It's like, do you want to be? Like, I don't know. Like, I'm just, I'm just saying, like, this is something that, like, helps. It is sexes, but hey, I was, I think it's as simple as this. I knew a guy from school that. Here's that video of the girl shooting the Desert Eagle and she knocked herself out with it? Oh, right, right, right.

That's what I think. But look, I think about that a lot. I put it, I put it as simple as this. I think just, there's a guy new from school that he went to Vegas, he did a backflift off a boat, missed the water, broke his neck and died. I have never heard of a woman doing that.

Meaning, I just think. Women do less stupid shit, generally speaking. That's what I'm saying. It's like they're not going to take a risk like that. They're not going to, like, they wouldn't do it. They'll just subtly like manipulate people into killing themselves is what they do. Like that's, that's truly what they do, like sincerely. Like if you really, if you really look at, if you want to look at like the fatalist, like what the fatal bully strategy is, for men, it's I'm going to kill you.

And for women, it's I'm going to make you want to die. That's, that's the difference between them. And they're both very successful. It's just that there is, by the way, a suicide epidemic. And like, there's a lot, well, not epidemic. I don't know if I'll go that far. But there's a lot of people fucking, yeah, you know, ah, you know, there's a lot of that going on. So, uh, I don't know.

Let's look up. Let's look up. Let's see. 18 suicide statistics. How many niggas be killing themselves? Put that in. Yeah. Yeah.

Suicides reached an all time high in 2022. I don't think he's high. I don't think he's high. Because yeah, we believe in a sky dad, that's why. All right, so listen, listen, listen, about 49,000 people took their lives in the U.S. last year. Last year? Last year. Last year, 2020, 2020.

Yeah, yeah. Too bad. So sad. Okay, I've been sad, too. All right, this is a weird. Okay, so this is a weird, this is a weird sentence here. Look, I don't mean to laugh at this. This is really sad.

What do we got? What do we got? This is really sad. I want you to understand that this is not funny. However, it's, this is written very bizarrely. says, the number should not be going up, said Christina Wilbur, a 45-year-old Florida woman whose son shot himself to death last year. I mean, it, you understand, you understand why that's, you understand why that's a little funny, though, right? It sounds funny, though.

How are you going to shoot yourself to death? But see, like, it's like, the implication. No, but the implication, I love the, the implication is that, like, he shot a lot. Like, that's what I, that, in my mind, it's like, sunny at the top. whole booth, but to himself. I understand. Which is great. I understand why it sounds funny.

It is proper to say, but it sounds funny. It's even when you say something like you killed someone to death, it just sounds funny too, where it's like there's, you shot someone to death that is like an overkill. Dude, you know what used to really, you used to really bother me when I would play Halo with like my younger nieces and nephews. Yeah. I got them into it really early. And whenever they would, there's, there's, you could, you could like throw grenades at your

own feet and kill yourself. and the guy would be like suicide. Yeah. And they would be like, oh no, I killed my own self. And that would drive me up the fucking wall. I killed my own self. I really used to bully the hell out. I was such an asshole about it.

I was like, what are you saying your own self? Who else is self could you've possibly killed, idiot? And they're like, of course is. You mean. It's I killed, you killed yourself. A pox on thee for that have killed thy own. health. Ew.

Anyway. Some shit. Ew. Would you do a podcast with some proper British dude? Like some posh dude? Oh, I would.

Like only if the show was dedicated to our opposition. You know, like if it was like a Kenny versus Spenny type deal where like the whole point was that we were arguing. Nah. It's crazy. When they,

when the black ones start speaking, they get really aggressive. Like I don't think I can talk out of British, like a black British person because they start like they start exhibiting behaviors that apes have where it's not exactly the same thing. Oh my God. But it's such a shit hit. I hate you.

It's the same kind of energy. You know, it's a similar energy where it's like, yo, those guys. You suck so deeply that I want to I want you to die sometimes. Let's look at, let's go up into if you spread your ass, does it almost feel go ahead, go ahead. What is it?

Them and apes have a similar behavior. So this question, shut up, shut up. We're going on to the next. Next question. Please go on. He says, so this guy's name is, if you spread your ass, does it almost feel like you've been gaped before? And if you spread your ass. It's all right.

Gayo. Gayo. Gayo. Gayo. Gayo. Gayo. Gayo. Gayo.

Is that best steel? I don't know who that is. I don't know. Whatever. Who cares? Anyway, he wrote in, he says Hello to my three little holes. I didn't like that.

I don't like that. I don't call us that. I got a big hole, bro. Yeah, yeah. I sound. My penis is wide, bitch. Get your hand lost in that. Wide and thin.

Why did thin? Like a coin slot. Anyway, he wrote it and he says, are skeletons the peak Halloween decorations? If not, what's the best funniest Halloween decorations you've seen? I went to a Spirit Halloween recently and I saw fucking The Grinch.

in one of these like Halloween outside decorations and I'm like we're losing we're losing something here because that's not like Jack Skellington I I get great you know there's that's a Christmas affiliated thing's great but it's

you know it's Halloween but you're a mean one Mr. Mr. Grinch I mean you really fucking suck you got duct tape on your knee cats I want to

Fuck your butt Mr. Gridge. Yeah, yeah. He's a rapist. On your kneecaps? Holy shit. Dug tape on your kneecaps. I know damn well

I can write a pretty good Mr. Gritch song. I know you write a pretty good one. If I sat down for a whole day and I was like, I got to really focus on this. You know what? We should do that for Christmas. We should do that for Christmas.

100. We should absolutely. We should absolutely. But I mean, we should do it. We should maybe do it an extra ammo in early December, put the song out on Christmas Day. Yeah, yeah. And just have like a little, that would be, that would be so fun. You got a douged on your eyes, Mr. Grinch.

Man-nays on your eyes. Oh, they find you where you sleep and they come on you till you die. It's so stupid. Then come on you till you die. So this guy's like that's worse than Mr. Grinch. Yeah. It's way worse. Like, if you really compare the sins of the Grinch to whoever this person is, it's fucking, like...

Like, he just, like, the original, like, the Grinch, all he does is, like, not like Christmas is a little antisocial and doesn't have great hygiene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, this dude's, like, a full-on, like, you're a mean one. Mr. Grinch, you've been on Epstein's plane. Like, what the... I'm gonna go. your fucking bowels and bust all of your jowls, Mr. Gridge. If I find where you are, I want to beat you till you fucking died.

It's just a serious threat. The fucking Gritch goes to the police of the Gritch goes to please. He's like, dude, this thing is going to kill me. You assassinated Kennedy and framed Cosby for your crimes, Mr. Grinch. You got to do any of that shit, bro. You know, can you imagine? The Grinch is at home. The Gritch is at home listening to this on the radio.

He's like, yo, I didn't do any of this. Who put this out? What record label did this? Can I file? It's his dog. It's his dog. It's his dog. It's Max.

Max is like fucking trying to get him. killed. Can I file like a DMCA or something? What do I do? What do I do? They're besmirching mine. I did none. I mind my business and hate Christmas, bro. That's all I do. What the fight and kill Kennedy?

What? I was born like 15 years ago. He's so stressed. He's panicking. Like if there was a camera in Grinchmound or whatever. He's getting calls. People are like, yo, we know what you did. His phone is blowing up and he's just like he's just

freaking out like what the fuck do I do he's just he just fucking they start making up get some rope they start making up anything

dude you're uh wait wait let me see let me get the you're a mean one Mr Grinch I mean you really fucking stink you evade attacks regularly and you don't wait

and you come in a kitchen sick Mr. Grinch come in the kitchen sick I don't know. It's like, what? And then we gotta write it. It's worse and worse and worse.

It's always, it's oh, yes. We got, that has to be the. And in the, and in the interludes, like when it goes like, no, no, no, it's just like, it's the Grinch, like, just speaking, like, real time panicking. Like, what the fuck? I didn't, what is? Who made this? Yeah. I think we should just put extra ammo the next one because this is too, this is too good of an idea.

Because I want, we have, we have the idea. I mean, we can do. It's, we can sit early. We can sit on it. What happens is this, right? I want it to be a sale where, like, it goes from him doing, like, minorly, dastardly things. Right. And then it just descends into the worst shit.

It's fucked. You gas Jews in the shower. You fuck kids every hour. Mr. I know about the 45, I know about the 45 terabytes of child porn you have on your phone right now. He's like, what? What the hell? What is going on?

You disenfranch. disguised yourself as Kanye Weston went on Alex Jones. Can you imagine that was the Grinch under the mask? Your real name's If he somehow fell in a mask It was the Grinch But it's like it's like the animated Grinch

It's like the animated one But in real life Hell yeah, dude You know that's fucking wild Your real name's Jared Fogel your real name's Jared Fogle That's it, that's it That's it

That is the only Like it does The rest of the song plays out But like that's the only lie It's like your name is Jared Pogel Bump Bum Bama Bha Bha

Bha and it just And they keeps looping around But that's the one line You hear the beginning That's the one line And then the Grinch is like Yo they didn't even finish that This is fog

This is Foggle And at the end of the song It just be him shooting himself in the head. I mean, you really fucking stink. Your real name is Chauvin's. He's like... What is it?

All right, let's hold it. It's a good idea. I like a lot of that. Anyway, so... The cops are Floyd. Could you imagine? Oh, my God. He called the cops.

He's like, oh, no. I didn't think it would get this back. Now, he knew. No, he did. He knew he was going to get a rest of it. He didn't know who was going to end up like that. I love the idea. You nailed on George Floyd.

You sent him to the void, Mr. Grinch. Let's go. Anyway, like, anyway, I would say Scalton's are pretty cool. Yeah. This is why, like, guys, this is why I think you should watch the whole podcast because you never know at what. It's usually towards the end. Granted,

you took the end to the podcast and the credits. There have been episodes, there have been episodes, right, where, like,

I think it's going kind of slowly and then, like, in the last, like, even during the credit sometimes, it'll just fucking explode. Like,

there'd be some ridiculous bullshit. I think the last episode was like a slower one. You know what I mean? And then like, but even so, like, I don't know,

man. Occasionally this shit will happen. Even this one, bro. Like, this one kind of like, we were having a casual conversation about something.

I don't even remember what the fuck at, was. And then your camera fucking is. My camera went insane. Yeah. Yeah.

And then this whole fucking grinch. This grinch shit is fucking hilarious. Like I know damn well animation can be made about that grinch shit that would be so funny.

It would be ridiculous. We got to put on her TikTok. Not to mention, go follow us on TikTok. At what? Yeah, at what? Start take official.

At what? Start take official. Oh, really? Yeah. Did you make it? Yeah. Oh, okay. cool.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Something that you didn't tell us either. Kingston will do all sorts of things where he won't tell us anything. He'll be like, Jack's films is on the show and we'll be like when and it'll be like in three hours.

And I'm like, okay, cool. But we got to interview with Trump. It's like when? Right now. Get into the discord right now. He's on the discord right now. Right now. Hurry up. Hello, niggis. That would be crazy. That would be wild. Have you seen by the way, speaking of Halloween decorations,

have you seen this fucking Jackalanner named Lewis? No. Have you not seen this thing? No It's like this It's I don't know I don't know how old this is

Because I saw it and I thought it looked familiar But then I was like I don't know Like I think my brain's like lying to me Where it's this big It's like one of those party city like really tall You know like a Home Depot skeleton Where it's like 30 feet Fucking tall or whatever

It's like that Not as big but still pretty large And it's this big jackal aner With like a cape And it just says I am not a jacko lantern My name is Lewis. And that's all it says.

And it's, it's like real. It's like this standard Halloween decoration that's in like every party city now. And I feel like I've seen, it looks like something that has been around forever, but also at the same time, I feel like it's the first time I'm seeing it. What the hell? I've never, I've, no, no, I've got to look that up. It's so weird. I feel like I'm being, it feels like a Berenstein Bears type, type deal where it's like, have I seen

this before? Like, is this? Let's see. Jackal lantern Lewis I bet You can probably find it I don't imagine there are a lot of Lewis Is he just like a Grim Reaper? What is this?

I don't know It's just a big jackalor With like a cape Right Am I describing it correctly? I mean he looks more like Almost like a grim reaper to me Or something

Yeah but he's got like a jacko'o' lantern head Yeah he's definitely a jackalander head But I mean like the what he's wearing My name is Lewis The Jacko Lantern I'm seeing him in a Target Oh, Targets, yeah

Maybe Party City was the wrong thing, yeah, yeah Because Home Depot had like the skeleton, the big skeleton And there's merch I don't get this, I don't know what the fuck this is What, there's Lewis the Jackal Lantern merch? You can buy... I hate America, bro. So I guess, okay, here's Noyer meme

Because I, what the... So there's Noir meme, maybe it'll give me a little origin on this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's study it. It's Halloween, so first the Halloween decoration and Pumping Animatron and Sold at Target, okay, when did this first get around here? so recorded posted to TikTok on September

So oh this is literally new So it's a campaign But do you know what I mean though Like when you like when you look at that That doesn't look like a modern thing That feels like something that's been around a long time That people are only like recently starting to notice It feels old and specifically because

I don't get it really Like it's something that usually Usually Gin Z or like any of this shit Like, there's like a... There's some type of punchline usually, I don't... Well, I totally... I totally get it. I know what it is.

I know why it's popping off. Why? Why? I think it's because... Because when you have these Halloween decorations, usually what they do is, like, they have a bunch of pre-recorded things where it's like, I will eat your soul. Or like... Or even just like stuff that we all know it's not scary, right?

Like, we understand... Like, they're all fucking lame and stupid. So this one... The fact that this exists in the... same way that all of those other ones exist and you walk up to it thinking it's like one of those and he goes like hey man it's me louis it's like completely fucking disarming and it's just like oh this isn't even trying and i think that's why it's so popular is because it's like they didn't even bother with this one they just had some guy improv like hey man what's up it's me i'm a jackal

lantern i'm lewis yeah yeah okay and it's also like a stupid name for this fucking thing it's like Because I think it's like even just the first time I saw it was like L-E-W-I-S, which is the funniest way to spell Lewis. That's Louis, not Luis. That's a better way to spell Lewis because, yeah, because technically the other one should be Luis. The other one is Luis. They're suited for names. I know it's stupid. I mean, it's, you'll motherfuckers will use it as Louis.

Bro, there's a guy in the, in the fucking NFL right now. No, no, no, sorry, sorry, sorry. Not the NFL. in NBA. His, fuck. I forgot his name is, his name is something,

damn it, I'm going to forget it. I'm going to forget. I got to pull it up because it's one of those spellings that, um, it's one of those spellings that,

let me see, he was traded to the, I can't, I'm not going to remember, but I really wanted to, I really wanted to bring it up because it was, you know,

when people spell people's names in ways that I feel like maybe he should be executed. Like, why did you spell it this way? Like if someone's name is like Trey or something and then you. Yeah. Maybe you should be executed. It's one of those things where you're just going so out of your way to spell something incorrectly.

It's one of those names. And it piss me off. I just can't remember the time. But they spell with the pH and it's like that's not how you spell your name. That's Stefan, bro. That, I mean, that annoys me that the pH thing. I get it just because of Latin. But I still hate it.

You know, I still. I still. Stefan. It's still Stefan in Latin. It's not Stephen in Latin. Well, I mean, to me, that's just Depends on how whatever you want to pronounce it. Except your name is different.

It's like saying, it's like saying red and red. You know what I mean? But like read and like read and like read and red and shit. It's just like you're just saying it differently. My name is Briona. That's her name. It's not Brianna. Or it's not Brianna.

It's Briona. That's her name. She doesn't pronounce her name Brianna. That's annoying. Huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

There's also Alicia. and then Alicia, and it's about the same way. People are fucking stupid. You know what? You're stupid people who have a price. One day, you guys are going to keep being dumb, and I'm going to come reaping what you sow. Oh, some people call me Christ,

even though that's not how I pronounce it. You know. You're going to close you, Christ, shot up. Last one, and then we'll get out of here. I had no idea we were recording for this long. Hayden Spring wrote in, he says, hey fellas,

what musical instrument would you want to beat, would you want to be beat to death with if that was the only way out it's such it's such stupid fucking I like it it was the only way out hmm

probably harmonica it's so small that could be like you like strap a harmonica to your knuckles is like a brass knuckle yeah just get beat the fuck up with like a bunch of harmonica he's punching fast enough that it's actually making

noise you can hear it I feel like, I feel like a, like a grand piano would be crazy. Like a looney, like, if someone, like, if someone, like, if somebody, like, yeah, because I feel like that would either, either a, no, I feel like it would be instant. Because, like, either it falls on you and that's like, you're, you're gone, man. That's kind of, that's going to mess you up. Or someone who is strong enough to pick it up very easily hits you with it, in which case, that's still an insane amount of force. So you're gone. It's not like a guitar where, like, it's probably going to be a rough go for at least a couple minutes.

I would like a bass clarinet shoved up my ass. And then, and then it just goes all the way through my mouth. Oh, my God. So you can play the clarinet three. And then they play it through. You know those base clarinets where they rested on their foot? You know, like, they're pretty big. They're pretty big.

arms be hanging off to the island has been hanging off to the side. That's crazy, man. You know, that'd be pretty good. That's so... If it's an interesting sound, it'll be fucking, you know, clarinet through your body. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, by the way, by the way, by the way, how do you spell Drew? How do you spell Drew? D-R-E-W. Right? Yeah. Yeah. All right, so there's a guy in the NBA.

It's J-R-U-E. Drew. I have to visualize that. Yeah, yeah. Drew Holiday. No. Oh, Drew Holliday. Yeah.

I don't know who the basketball player is. Yeah. So I couldn't remember at the time. It just popped on my head. I'm like, Drew Holiday. Yeah, that's unacceptable. It's one of those ways where I said I would execute his parents. Just like Lily.

Sorry. Lily's name is Lilliana, right? Or her name is Lilliana. That's her real name. She spells Lily L-I-L-L-I-Y. And I'm like, that's fucking wrong. Why? What do you mean?

Her name. That's how you spelled L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Y. L-I-L-Y. Wait, there's an I-Y? Say it again? L-A-L-L-I-Y. You said L-I-L-I-Y. That's how she spells it.

No way. That's not how she spells it? That's how she spells it. L-I-L-I-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y. There's a redundant eye in there. That's how she spells Lily. There's an eye in there that does not need to be in there. Is that what you're telling me?

Stupid as shit ever. I'm like, that's not you're playing your name, dude. Her name is Lillian. So in Lillian, that is how you spelled Lillian. Yes. Is it? Yeah. Is it a name Lillian or Lillian?

What are we doing here? Is the name Lillian or Lillianna? Sorry. Her birth name. He doesn't... What is your girlfriend? I didn't clarify it. Her birth name is Lillian Herrera, right?

Her mother first says Lillianna because she's their beans. So her mother first has Lillianna, right? What happens is since her mom is Mexican, when she spells Lillies, that she doesn't spell Lillie in English. She's not an English speaker. She always spelled the L-I-L-L-Y-Y. because she just thought like, oh, this is when her name is no longer, this is how you close off the name Lily.

So I was put a Y at the end of this part of her name. I don't agree with it. I think it's wrong entirely. I mean, it's either, it's, look, she did it. She did a Y instead of an E. That's where she messed up. Because you can do L-A-L-I-E as Lily or L-I-L-Y. That's still stupid.

But that's how you do it. That's how you properly do it. To, if you're going to spell something with an I, it needs to be coupled with an E for it to just be like to end, but not fucking I not IY you can do EY too that technically works

even though I think it's stupid there we go okay Virginia what that will ever fucking Napa Napa yeah Napa

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there's an auto part shop called Napa yeah You guys wear that? So when I used to work with this RV dealership, sometimes I would order parts when I wasn't doing the accounting. And I pointed out a bunch of Napa, fucking just pictures of Napa. And any of the fucking, like, anything that came from Napa, I would just put fucking Napa on.

I would just put it on all over. That's so dumb. It was fucking great. All right. Let's, uh, let's go out of these names. All right. Are you ready? Count me down.

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Smashmouth guy Oh yeah smash mouth guy Oh yeah he could hit those He just chose He chose specifically not to Yeah yeah yeah Because he thought it would be too much power for him to wield. If he would have hit that song, Shrek would have become the world.

Like if aliens invaded the planet, Shrek would have been the first thing we'd show them. If you would have hit those notes. This is human culture. Shrek. Shrek is absolutely human culture. Although it's had a pretty, it's had a pretty bad effect because now I can't help but notice it.

Dude, I saw this. There's this movie called The Slumber Party that's literally just like a Disney Channel version of the hangover, and I'm not even fucking kidding. It's... And there's a scene in the end. It's literally plot for beat for beat, just the hangover, but with kids. Except instead of getting drunk, they get hypnotized. It's really fucking stupid, but there's a scene where there's like an onion-eating contest or something

or some other fucking stupid Disney Channel main fucking climax. And in the middle of this fucking climax, they play, I need a hero. and there's so many fucking movies that do it now. Yeah. Like they don't earn it. They don't earn it. Shrek earned it.

Okay? Johnny, like, short circuit, short circuit earned it, okay? After Shrek, you can't use that song. I'm sorry. I think the Mario movie did it too. It's just like you can't be doing this. I think you're right.

I think it's not, it's not going to be as good as Shrek. Because Shrex was the scene, the fact that she was doing karaoke, The fact that they were attacking at the same time, that's the perfect sequence. Well, the issue is, like, every time I hear that song, I think of Shrek.

Yeah. I never not think of Shrek. So when I hear that song in another movie, I'm just thinking of a movie that's probably better. Right. It's not doing what they think it, what they wanted to do. Right.

I understand that, but you got to let other movies breathe, you know. No, you can let other movies breathe, but there's a reason why certain songs are famous from certain movies and why they aren't used again. Like, imagine using eye of the, yeah, exactly. Imagine using I have the Tiger for anything that isn't a joke It's the 100% 100%

I am the tiger is the thrill of the fight Like I want to watch fucking a new Martin Scorsese movie We're fucking like We're fucking uh Joe Pesci's walking down the street Just saying inward In between I are the tiger It's the I have the NIT

It's the thrill of the NIT You know like people are going to be It's just it's literally It's a training segment But all he's doing is shouting that word at inanimate photos. Getting visibly stronger, though. He's got his hand, he's got, he's wearing like a really heavy jacket and he's got his hands

in his pockets the whole time. And he's like, he's like yelling this word at like a bunch of photos. Oh, you know, like a fucking, uh, with the mitts, it's like pictures of people and he's just screaming. He's just screaming. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. And he's like sweating.

He's like, he's breaking a sweat. I don't think he said he any more. Nicholson, Nicholson's like, you better say it. He's like, all right. Oh, man. Dude, I want to meet Joe Pesci. I want to see what he'll call me. He'll probably just be like, what's up?

Yeah. Like, Joe Pesci, how much do you enjoy saying it? Like, come on. You giant black tree. It's so funny thinking. It's so funny. It's so funny. It's so funny thinking about Joe Pesci because, like, my introduction to him was home alone.

So, like, it really is. I think me too. I think me too. So it really, it's almost like. learning about like finding Bob Sagat through Full House, you know what I mean? Yeah. Where it's like this dude is so, like he can't stop cursing. It's insane.

And that's so alien to my first introduction to him. It's nuts. You know what my first is, my first introduction to the guy that played Sully was obviously that. And then I saw the Big Lobowski. The guy I played Salve got his name. Goodman. Yeah, Goodman. Yeah, yeah.

So I watched that. Rest of peace, by the way. Rest in peace, John Goodman. Oh, shit. on, right? This morning, yeah. Stop. So.

He fell into a monster. Did you know he did a Fox show where he was gay? Like for like a few episodes and then the course to cancel it? You remember that? Yeah, yeah, I do remember that. I do remember that. I was like, what the fuck is this shit? It's gay Goodman.

I'm not even doing a bit, but it sounds like it, though. It sounds like I'm doing a bit, but I'm not. No, I know you're right. John Goodman. It was called on Normal Ohio. John Goodman gay. Gay. Literally, if you put it, it's going to pop up. It's called Normal Ohio.

Yeah, normal Ohio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was just like a gay show about him being fat and gay. It really is literally that. All right, let's leave. Let's go. I'm going on the way now. I want to do an episode where we just go over canceled Fox shows, dude. That would be a good idea. That'd be a fun of October. That show was fucking half fun. I don't remember that at all. I don't remember that at all.

I'm going to write it down in the Discord so we don't forget. Yeah, that's a good idea. That's good idea. What was the idea? Cancelled Fox shows. Bro, you know, you know,

you don't remember the Pits. The Pits show was canceled in like three episodes. It was like, it was like fucking record breaking. It was like, it got canceled before the season wrapped up. I never got super into TV

enough to like keep track of a lot of that stuff. But like I know there's like so, like I didn't know about Joey that friend spent off until like a year ago or something. I had one season. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know why they're talking. All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's go before it hits 3, uh, uh, uh, 23. Yeah, we'll hit you. Uh, bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye, right.