The Snark Tank - #178: Jacksfilms Joins Us!

Episode Date: October 9, 2023

Jack aka jacksfilms stops by to chop it up with the boys!

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Steady through every mission. There's a caveman, I think, that lives in Brazil. He's a skateboarder. This guy is literally a caveman. I kid you. If you put in skateboarding caveman, he'll pop up. I kid you not. That's hot.

That's hot. That's hot. Oh, that's hot. Oh, that's hot. Dude, that's so long ago. It's a very long time ago. That Will Smith rewind is so embarrassingly long ago to the point where it feels like an eternity.

It was a different time. Like, I haven't watched it in its entirety because that would be extremely cringed. But, like, it's, I'm sure it feels like a different world, a different era of internet. And I guess, like, I don't know, what do you guys think? Should rewind ever come back? No. No. What are you talking about?

It should come back. It should be only the worst people. Only the worst people on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, Ethan Roboog. Buggy's on it. Freakian on. Come on.

Sam Hyde. There we go. There we go. Now we're going to be fire, bro. We'll get Chris Chan on it. It'll be a real. Definitely. It'll be a real who's who.

From behind bars, Chris'ans on it. But didn't you guys like, I like when the community came together. We all came together. We just laughed at those rewinds. It was kind of, I looked forward to it coming out. That's why I'm sad it's gone. Because it's like, we don't even, because the year after the Will Smith one, they tried, like, making it less cringe.

But it was just like a fucking statistic. reading. It was so... Yeah. You remember that? It was just like, this is the best K-pop video. Here's the most popular

video. It was like a Spotify wrapped or something. Yeah. Without any character. Yeah, that sucked. And then YouTube was like, you know, all right,

fuck yourselves. We'll never do it again. The thing is that the year before that, the year before the Will Smith one, it was really bad. Like that year before was horrible. I don't remember. I don't remember that one.

I was like Gabby Hannah. The Paul's brothers. that's the last one Pewipa was a part of. It was like, Rome was like really horrible. And then the next one was just celebrities. It was a bunch of celebrities. And then the one after that was just like,

here's a excelsheet. Here's an excelsheet. Yeah. About what the quotas we made. And I was like, this is really. I feel like, because I loved them when I was younger.

Like when I was smaller before I became an internet person at all, I really liked YouTube rewind. That they were pretty funny. I didn't know I didn't know they existed actually Yeah how long were they doing this Since like 2010 I feel like Yeah

Yeah more really yeah Almost okay yeah 10 yeah That's upsettingly That's way longer than I thought for some reason Like I don't really I don't really remember them before Maybe 2015, 2016

I feel like there wasn't a commentary community That side came out for Gundam style There was a there was a U3 run I may have been the first one I watched But I remember watching that one directly. You're right. You're right.

And that was 2012. I forgot. Bro, that feels like an eternity ago. You know what? You know what's weird about it too? It doesn't even feel like a different time. It feels like a different like universe. Like that feels like a parallel timeline to this at this point.

Like it doesn't feel even remotely rooted in the same things. Yeah. Like the better times. Honestly. E olden times. There was the good times where we mentioned just a couple episodes ago where do you remember comedy shorts gamer? Do you remember KSI's brother, DeGy?

Do you know that guy? Well, yeah, I know of DeGie. Yeah, you know, of him. Yeah, he used to have this opening, this intro where he would, he would like, chloroform, you would take a chloroform rag and like put it on. It was animated, by the way. It was animated. He would just rag her and then drag her off scene, you know.

This is a real, I can't stress this enough. Derek is not having a fever during hallucination. Exactly what it was. This is very real. His intro for his YouTube channel was like this weird like go-animate version of him chloroforming some lady and dragging her off screen. And it was just comedy shorts gamer. Wow. In some weird CG font or something.

Like it was a different time. Completely different. I would love to talk to him about that now. That was that would you ever make that your intro again. Honestly, he probably denied. He'd probably be like, that's not real. That's not real. That didn't happen.

I didn't do it. I got homework to do after this, man. I, dude, I can't even, it's, it is such a jarring. Because even, I feel like even back then when it was a lot edgier and a lot like more like off the rails, I feel like even back then you see that intro and you're like, that's it. That's it. Yeah. It didn't age well like as it was happening. Like, yeah. It was born.

It was born wrong. Yeah. I love it, dude. I wish I wasn't on the internet during the wild, wild west of like, uh, uh, of Twitter. Like, I hear stories about old Twitter, and I'm like, damn, bro. I wish I was there.

Old Twitter was great. I wish I could have been near to see it all. It was. So, he's telling regular people to kill themselves. Like, that era of time. I was like, oh, man. That was when James Gunn,

those are the tweets that James Gunn got fired from Disney. That's right. Yes. That is right. The 2009. He just had, you know, Edge Lord jokes about, I don't even fucking remember.

Well, you know what's bad about it, too, is that like, back, it's because those site changed so much and the way that people, even just the way retweets worked, like back then it wasn't like a thing that was built in. What it was, it was like you would tweet RT and then write whatever somebody else said. Yes. So it just looked like your own quotes. They were very easy to fate. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You'd be like, thank you, Mr. President, R.T. Obama.

You know, like, you could do whatever you wanted back then or have anyone say whatever you wanted back then. It's simple, man. Anyway, we're here with Jack's films. We forgot to intro the show. We do that all the time. We don't do proper entrances at all anymore. People can read, you know? I feel like you see the name of

the episode. Do I have to walk you through everything? You know? Like, you get it. I would, okay, but you say that, but I would really appreciate like a cool, like, dubstep 3D text intro, like before like a Minecraft let's player. Like, that would be really safe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll, we'll

We'll find a guy and grossly underpay him to do that. Thank you. For us. There's 25 work? It's $25 work? It's $20, okay? Oh, yeah. Holy shit.

Where, where, oh, wait, where, uh, speaking of Leafy and who's the, um, what's the, um, what's the, you guys said a picture that came a few months ago? There's new streaming platform where he just looks tired. Yeah. He was on, he was on a streaming platform. Leafi is here. He's on a new streaming platform is, I remember. if it's kick or if it's rumble or he'd be a really good kick fit you know i mean like that's where

all the those guys go that's where all the people are going over there so so so did anybody interesting is a good word so what i saw this on my twitter i didn't really look into it at all because i just didn't care enough but like what was there was something about like some stream on kick i think it was ice poseidon i'm not super sure about some like they got some guy in a hotel room with an escort or something? That wasn't, oh, wait, yes, I'm sorry. It was either Ice Poseidon or Foozy tube. They're all very interchangeable.

Yeah, one of those guys. Because Fuzi's been doing all that weird IRL stream shit. Yeah, he got arrested recently on stream. Yeah. Again. Again. Oh, wait, wait. Is this separate of the, the, where he was with that security guard guy and he was saying

he was going to blow his brains out or something? Was that, was it the same one? I can't even, I can't even laugh at Fuzi anymore, man. I don't care about Fuzi at all. I don't care about him at all. However, this arc, I saw somebody made, there's a, some guy in the commentary community, I forget his name right now, but I saw his video on Foozy Tube. And I, normally this shit is just playing in the background while I'm doing something.

Sure. But my eyes were glued to the fucking screen. Because this, I didn't know, I've heard things about him being very, uh, uh, he has a lot of mental health issues. Like he's manic or something. I've heard a lot of things. I see it. You see it in his IRL streaming that he's doing that. Yeah, dude.

It is fucking nuts, too. I guess he, I'm sure you guys know about this. He slept with this girl that was at an airport. Yep. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. She said she was a trafficking victim or something like that. Oh, my God.

And he's like, oh, that's unfortunate. And he's like, he fucking hooks up with her in the bathroom or some shit. What is going on? I don't know, dude. It is. It is high team. Where's Ray William Johnson? If that happened in a movie, I'd be like, man, this shit's too unbelievable.

It just really takes me out. You know what I mean? I've been thinking that a lot. I don't want to watch this anymore. I've been thinking that a lot lately about just the real things that are happening. Like where it's like if you, if you wrote this, if you wrote the news down, it would be, it would seem too unrealistic for like, for like, reproduction in like media or something you know what early days of youtube like i was the i was the parody guy that's just kind of like what i sort of became known as just making parodies of everything

yeah and one of the i think the biggest reason i just didn't do them nearly as frequently as i used to is because in the last like i don't know six seven years this is going to sound hell of boomerish but like i don't care it's been real increasingly harder to parody the news because it's just like there's like the onion has become obsolete yeah you know what i mean yeah i haven't seen I haven't seen an onion headline in so long. It's insane. Because the real, like, when do you have Trump on stage being like, indict the motherfucker? Right.

It's like, you can't, you can't make that more ridiculous. Like someone already, like, tried to remix it doing one of those like meme songs. And it's like, there's no need. There's no need. He's already saying like, because back in those days, you would make them like say words and phrases they didn't say. But when he's already saying, indict the motherfucker, like, what else can you do except put a beat behind it? Yeah. Yeah.

You used to have to, like, YouTube poop things together and just make, like, the most absurd shit happen. But now it's just like, it's real. So, I mean, this is where we are. And it's an interesting time. It is. I'm not going to complain about it because it's, uh, it's stuff to talk about. Right. Exactly.

Yeah. But it is, like, I do agree where it's, like, making fun. Like, because when I started, like, really, like, exploding, I was doing, like, I would consider it, like, daily show type stuff where I would, I would talk about politics, but, like, try to make it funny. but now it's like it's already there you know what I mean like there's nothing I don't have you in a funny form yeah there's nothing left for me to do really right and it's it's a little frustrating

and also on the other side of that there was a lot of the stuff that you and I would talk about it was absurd so it was easy to make fun of now there's a lot of things happening right now that are just like sad and frustrating and you can't fucking make it's it's not funny it's not funny to talk about so

it's not even that it's not funny It's just not fun. It's just not a good, I don't know, man. It's just, it's a huge bummer. I was like the kid that would laugh at like really morbid stuff all the time. Like, I used to like, that was like me. He says used to as if he's not.

I don't anymore because I love with my girlfriend. If she's come, if she walks in and there's a video of like a puppy getting decapitated, I can't stay here anymore. Like, I can't live where I live. Yeah. Kick me out.

You know why? You know why? Because, you know, because you shouldn't be able to. Yeah, it's a normal reaction. You're in, but I don't laugh at it.

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But I've been laughing at it because I can't believe it for so long that I can't, I don't see. The line's blurry. It's a really blurry line now. But like the world becomes so ridiculous that I just get tired. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me ask you about that. Let me ask you about that. Mr. Films.

What is your take after all these years later? People are talking about, they're talking about Logan Paul right now because he's going to box that retard Dylan Danis. I don't know if you know anything about that guy. I don't. You know, let me give you a quick recap before I ask you about this forest thing. So Dylan Danes is a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu world champion. He's in the MMA community, but he is now going to box Logan Paul because he was supposed to box KSI and he pulled out.

So now Logan Paul is going to box him. But the thing is Dylan Danes is just a massive troll and nobody likes him. But the weird thing is people like Logan Paul even less. So much so that Dylan Danis has been posting a picture of Logan Paul's fiancé every fucking day for like almost a year or something. Yeah. There's hundreds of pictures of her scantily catches a model. or something. She's dated a bunch of stuff. She's very promiscuous, allegedly, or whatever. And so there's lawsuits happening and stuff. But it's to the point now, if you look at those posts,

they are in favor of this shit. They're like, yeah, misogyny rocks and fuck Logan Paul. It's a crazy thing. So this whole thing is blowing up in Logan Paul's face because he was thinking, I'm going to teach this clown a lesson. This is going to be an easy W for me. So that being said, that's what's happening right now. Okay. Thank you for catching me up. Okay. So the suit, the Japanese for is whatever that force is called. Yeah. everybody pretty much unanimously what it seemed like was everybody was just angry that i can't believe he would do something like this and there was just a small amount of people that were thinking

well i don't think he would isn't aren't they pranksters isn't this thing just like isn't that like a prop or something i want to get your take like many years removed about is it is it fake do you think that this was maybe a it was a fake thing and possibly the easier thing to do was just to say it's real because it's like ignorance versus intent. Like if you feel like, oh, I didn't know that I shouldn't film a dead body and put in a fucking thumbnail versus we plan this whole thing. And then you're kind of maybe more of a villain because you're making a mockery of suicide or something.

Like many years removed. Wear your heads out of this. It's such an interesting conspiracy theory. I love it. It really is. Tinfoil hats are on right now. Let's go. I would have to say there's not a snowball's chance in hell that that was faked.

Like that was totally. a real body because you're giving here's your here's a problem Derek you're giving him you're giving Logan way too much credit okay far too much credit he that'd be like some serious 3d chess he'd have to be playing to be like ah it was an experiment see twas simply a mannequin you simpleton I would never but thing is he would he would because he is a clout goblin he will do anything for views as he's proven time and time over and over again true so the fact that he went to the fucking suicide forest, filmed and laughed at dead hanging bodies from a tree. Like, absolutely, that's real.

And he had no, he has no moral compass about that. Yeah. I wish he were, like, clever enough to be like it was all a setup. Like, oh, no, just a simple experiment to see how the human condition reacts to, you know, the morbidity of death. I don't fucking know. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm sorry, but I'm sure.

your theory down. That's fair. It's fair. Interesting theory. I've toiled with this and the only thing that makes me still. Toil. Yeah. I don't,

to be honest, I don't really care about this either way. Like Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill. Yeah, yeah. It's just one of those things that, so there was only two things that seemed a little bit of a head scratcher to me that made me even want to entertain this was only because the sheer odds of him personally, him and his crew finding a body versus people that go there.

Because this is the thing that people go, they go there to specifically see that like we've heard rumors and legends that people go here to kill themselves all the time and then people I would think that it would be more reasonable or more of a chance that some lesser known or a nobody would find something

and try to post it on YouTube than the most famous guy on YouTube at the time the most like like I guess trending guy at the time it happens to be the one to find something I found that was really interesting and the only other thing that maybe actually even want to pay attention to this at all was that, I was like, oh, who's the victim?

The family, any reports or anything about what happened? There's nothing there. And I was like, okay, that doesn't prove anything. Doesn't prove anything because it could just mean that I can't find anything because I'm not fucking Japanese, right? Well, it could also be, it could also be like them just not wanting that much attention in the first place, you know what I mean? And that's a fair point because I don't know how their culture works in that.

And where, I know, say, over here, if something like this happened over here in America, one of the first things people would want to do is want to donate to the family or they would want to do something. Right. There would be some type of. So I don't know how things work over here. So I'm not, I personally, I'm just on the fence because I don't know. But I agree with you that I don't think personally him himself is some type of mastermind. I think if let's just say for the sake of argument, if it was, if it was the whole thing was faked, he didn't fucking come up with it.

Sure. Not that motherfucker. Right, right, right. I don't know. His stupid team or his fucking dad is. his creepy-ass dad. I don't know if you know anything about that. I have a question, Derek.

What's up? My thing is that, like... That was a great question. Showing the bot, like, it being, like, fake and him saying, oh, I did it by a mistake, opposed to him, but it being faking and making a joke about it,

I don't feel like that's much worse. Like, if he was just making a joke about that situation, you got to think of it this way. What he's done already? Well, think of it, hold on, hold on. I just want to stop you right there. Ignorance versus intent, this is all I want to say, because when you think of it as, say,

hitting somebody with your car, if you accidentally hit them with your car, you didn't know it was an accident, it could be a manslaughter charge. If you intentionally hit somebody, attempted murder or murder. It's one of those things where you look at a bit in that way. If you tried to do this intentionally make a mockery of suicide,

it can look really fucking bad in a way that it's like, what the hell is wrong with you? You're a monster, you're a sociopath. But have you seen Logan Paul? Have you seen what? Hold on. Hold on. I'm going to let you.

But see, look, he Well, he hasn't done anything that bad His brother has Bro, he's shot He, they murdered rats On a freaking On a, on like a patio They were shocking a dead rat

They were shocking a dead rat They were shocked in a dead rat They were like, they've done Tom Fulery Like that's just That's right there was Frankenstining rats I forgot about that They've done But see, you just said the word too

You said Tom Fulery This is a whole other level Of a human life Someone you're hanging themselves this is such a bad look that this is the only thing I was thinking about is guys we somebody we made an elaborate prank it blew up in her face it would probably be worse to say that we made this up and people would think they're fucking sociopaths or psychopaths versus retards like oh you're such an idiot I actually genuinely I actually don't think they would consider it worse I feel like I feel like they would consider it worse to show a real dead body than to lie about it sincerely Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing.

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. But like, but really? Because I'm just saying like the, what, so why people move past it so easily is because, oh, he's a dumbass other than him being like some type of sociopath. Well, I feel like the argument was that he was a sociopath. That was the whole thing where it's like, wow, he's recording dead bodies. What a psycho.

As opposed to if it was a prank, I feel like a lot. I feel like more people would have been like, oh, that's really shitty, but like I guess he's not filming dead bodies. You know what I mean? Look at, look at it. So I want to be a little fair. A lot of people film car crashes and bodies late. splayed out on, I wouldn't call someone a sociopath for doing that because that shit's just

crazy. You kind of maybe want to capture that and show it to people. Like dash cam? Oh, yeah, well, I mean, dasch app. Russian dash cam footage. Russian dash cam is fucking awesome. Never mind. I'll let you have to talk about about it. I've seen so many Russian dash cams no, hold on. Yeah, go ahead. I have seen so many Russian dash cams where like

meteors are falling out of the fucking sky. And they illuminate the sky and it's like midnight or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it looks like day. going on over there. That's what happens when you don't own where there's no private property

so they can do whatever they want wherever they want in that country. Russia just does what you got, Jack. I'm not just to say like Russia is just a giant land mass, right? Like isn't Russia like it's fucking huge.

Statistically the largest country in the world? Yeah, absolutely. I guess so. Maybe the chances are a bit higher you'd catch a meteor. That's probably fair. For some of the years hit Russia more.

It attracts them more Because I don't know Yeah Yeah It's always Russia It's very true That hmm That bothers me

There's probably There probably is something Running it through the street And he gets like Hit by a car Then all of a sudden like I don't know Like Big Bang attack

It gets like Shot through the sky And you're like Why Why is it daytime All of a sudden again It's the weirdest Things ever

There's so much I don't know man There's like a different Like there's that video There's that famous video. I still don't know what to make of that video of like the bear. It's like these guys on a tree and a bear is like moving a tree branch like with them. Have you seen this video?

I've seen this video a million fucking times and I don't know what I don't know what to make of it. It looks like the fakesest fucking thing I've ever seen. But at the same time I can't, you can't play with a bear though, can you? But they do. So that is in their culture. So I've seen this multiple times. I swear to God. In the Russian culture.

I swear. I'm not even trying to be funny right now. Like, literally, there are, so there, there was a former UFC champion, Habib, Nurembergam-Metoff, you know, it's a, they annexed Dagestan. It's part of rationale. So there's Vitas of him, wrestling bears as a kid. There is a guy right now in a metal band. I don't know his real name, but he calls himself Alex Terrible. He's a YouTuber.

And he goes, when he goes back home, he fucking wrestles bears. He's like, this is fun. This is so, and I'm like, okay. I mean, I just don't, I, I'll trust them. that those bears are domesticated and they won't swipe your face off. But, like, personally, I wouldn't do it. I'll play with a large dog and that's it. That's as far as I'll go with it.

I won't fucking do the bear. I won't do the bear thing. Even if they say they swear this thing's been raised since a cub, I'm like, not, dude. I don't give a fuck. There's always the chance. I mean, it could overpower you and then that's it. Your face is gone. Easily, easily.

The idea of every little kid, like, there's a school day and, like, you know how you were little in school? You'd go out and play. like we'd go out and we'd put in the jungle gym they bring in a bear and the kids take turns wrestling it it's the most obscene thing I can think of ever where it's like

they brought the bear in today and I beat it I pinned it three times it's like what it's the gym curriculum in Russia did you see that you have to wrestle a bear did you see that bear video where the bear corrected the cone fell there was cones like traffic cones in place and one of them

got like out of place and the They're just picked it up and put it back in its place. No way. Yeah, dude. I've seen that video. Animals piss me off, I think. That's too much. I think where I'm getting here is like the realization that I'm having is that animals

anger me. I don't like that it's like that kangaroo who put the dog in a headlock and like all these other things where it's like you're doing too many things that look human. You can't be doing all this stuff. I don't appreciate it. Yeah. Well, think about what's got to get at some point. dude.

I guess, but like I don't no, I don't accept that. I don't accept that. We gotta get rid of all animals on earth. I think that bears are extremely dangerous. Like bears are more dangerous than like big cats and like dogs, like wolves and stuff like that.

But the thing is that if we took the time to domestic, a bear is way more dangerous than like a fucking leopard or like a fucking maybe even a lion. Bears are huge. They're really, really, really, really big. So the thing is that if we had the balls to attempt to domesticate them you know it'd be a lot of messes

in the first like few generations but eventually right we might get like a house bear yeah yeah yeah yeah I would have a house dogs are like the cousins of bears or something like that there's something I think you I think you're right about that so I was saying I think like dogs are the cousins

like on the family tree like on the species whatever the fuck like they're in the animal kingdom they're like the cousins of bears dogs and I mean if they're that easy to domesticate. I'm sure bears are, you know, I got a dog behind here. I'm just making sure she's not shitting herself.

But, oh, I think she's all right. But like I said, like, I don't know, it would just, it would, like you said, it would take a few generations to really, like the first nail it, but. It would be a real big mess. It'd be really bad. But then after that, eventually, yeah, you'll get some, you'll get some,

like, oh, what's going? Like, and like, if we could fall asleep for, like, a hundred years we'd wake up, they'd be like people who have house bears. Like, I'm just walking my bear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know, man. I don't like this. It's possible.

I mean, to get to the moon, to like land the first people on the moon, we had to kill a few dogs. We did. That's true. We had to hurl a bunch of dogs into the sun. That's so sadly that that really happened. I love that.

I thought that was a lie. Put it like a space suit on the dog too. Do you think they put the spacesuits on the dogs too? Or they just threw them in like, fucking, oh, fuck, nah. Nah. There's no way they're They probably shaved the dog.

They probably shaved the dog first, too. They were like, Have fun upstairs. Yeah. Can you imagine their worst? They threw a ball into the fucking into it so it can chase and slam the door behind it. Just sit it on its way. Can you imagine a worse experience for a dog than to be shaved, thrown into a cold, like, cylinder, and shot into the sun?

If it makes you feel any better. It was a bad dog. It was like, yeah, yeah. It was like, I think very few dogs were that bad. I think very few dogs were been born and that bad. Like maybe Kuljo was that bad. Maybe Kujo the dog was that bad. And it was only that bad after he got sick.

It wasn't even that bad at the beginning. Now, this dog was bad news bears, man. This dog had all sorts of exposed videos on him. Yeah, yeah. He had a lot of. A lot of his text messages, his Discord DMs leaked. Yeah, he was a bad egg. A PDF file.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. That's what the kids say now? Not a dog at all. I think I feel like this is pretty clever. I actually, it's one of the few, I don't, I'm not a huge fan of the, some of the abbreviations where it's like, oh, people say, oh, they got essayed. And I'm like, damn, how can we just can't say actual terms, YouTube, what the fuck? Like, just say, this is the thing as a matter of fact. But then, I don't know, for some reason, the PDF file would kind of makes me laugh.

There's a program. There's a program that I've had to use a couple times called like PDF filer just to get like and like every time I read it I'm like I really hate like I really don't know how this got past. That's the best they could come up with. It's crazy. That is crazy. It's so bad. They knew what they were doing. Yeah, they definitely did.

But anyway, moving on from this bullshit that we've, I don't even know what the fuck we've been talking about for the last 30 minutes. We have, we do have some questions for our, for our, for our, for our boy. Mr. Jack Darius films. I don't know what his middle I don't know what his middle name is Darius that's correct I did see I

Nailed it I'm so good with guessing last names Kingston let me guess yours Middle name being Darius is so fucking funny to me Why is it's funny It's real Why's it's it's just

That's just that's the idea My name's Jack Darius It is now Jack Darius It is like Jack Darius I like it It's quite the Honestly it's an action hero name

Yeah Yeah my middle name is David Matthews band. Okay. Chris, Dave Matthews man. So you laugh. I don't know.

Is this in reverse or is this the right? No, we see it. We see it. Okay. Yes. So this is like the, this is the poop boat. Do you know about the Chicago poop incident from like what? What?

No. I have no idea. You don't. No. Oh my God. Okay. So on August 8th, 2004 in Chicago, Illinois, as the Dave Matthews tour bus, they're, they're always touring. They were going over a bridge.

over some river in Chicago, maybe the Chicago River, I don't know. And then under this bridge they were driving over was this big ferry boat of like tourists and shit. But the tour bus had to empty its poop sack, you know? Like the tour bus just had to empty it somewhere. So in a one in a million chance, this is not like a fake story. This is real. It dumped hundreds of gallons of feces onto an actual like tourist bus hitting hundreds of people. Oh my God.

And it's been forever, like, immortalized in this shirt I just found. That's fucking awesome. It's real. I actually shocked. You guys haven't heard this. It's, like, into this lore. And, like, I don't know much about the day. Like, I do actually, unerronically like their music.

But I don't really know much about the individual band members, but I know the poop bus story. Yeah. Oh, my God. Dave Matthews' band tour bus. Date Matthews tour bus dumped 800 pounds of poop on people taking a Chicago, a Chicago River cruise 18 years ago today. In August. That is wild. They shit a lot, dude.

Honestly, it kind of surprises me. It kind of surprised. Did you just say they be shitting? I mean, they do. They do. I thought it was frowned upon to shit on tour buses. Yeah. No, absolutely.

Like, that's the rule. You don't go number two on a tour bus. You wait. You hold it. Dude, you know what that means, though, right? That means that's probably true, but emergencies happen, you know? Like every now and again, you got to break the seal. So that means.

that's probably like years and years and years of festering. Oh, Christ. That's the thing that's so weird. You're saying 800 pounds. Like, when's the last time I was actually dumped? That sounds fucking insane to me. 800 pounds is a lot for a tour bus, I feel like, right? Like, that's, how big is this tour bus?

It's like the fucking enterprise. I don't know. 800 pounds is not a small amount of anything. That would kill you, yeah. I actually, that'd be my third. Like, I would get so mad. I would get so mad. I would probably just fizzle out, like, as a person.

I would disappear. Like, like, Salt on a Slug. Like, Luke and Last Jedi, where he just, like, disappeared. Oh, he just, he just, he just- Yeah. Nope. I'm gone. Is there anything that you could experience that would,

that you think would drive you to, like, such a point of, like, genuine, primal, like, I can't be here? To the point where you would just disappear. Like, you would fade. you would Windows Movie Maker wipe transition out of the universe. We talked about this already the last episode. Yeah, we did. We did.

But let's see what Jack has to say. That's what you got. If there was anything, if anything, if there, and I'm not talking to like serious, like, I don't know. Like, I'm not talking about like serious depred. Like, oh, man, if I got fucking really sick. Like, just like, what is the maximum threshold for just, I don't even, I don't even I don't describe it, really. Our effort was, like, when we talked about it last episode,

we were like, if we somehow got hit with stray cum, that would be, that would be it. But no, would enough force of concuss you, though. Like, this man is pelting you with cum. Pelt! Wait, how did we get on, because we were also doing some type of scenarios, too, about, like, what would you rather? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't remember. It was a question that would be shot. Would you rather be shot in the stomach or be a cum in the face? it was that yeah yeah i have an answer sorry i have an answer to your question i saw the gear i saw the gears in his in his brain turning like that was crazy so like i have an answer because it actually happened to me this past weekend um i was um i was at where the heck of i was at inkwell tavern as you know um oh uh-huh just the other day for celebrating a friend's birthday and i'm at the bar getting another drink and some some some randesman

woman at the bar just kind of looks me up and down and says like what is that what's what's going on with this like um insinuating my attire is not up to her standards i was wearing i was wearing like a button-up like a t-shirt whatever and khakis because they didn't want to wear jeans because they like they make me sweaty they're very baggy and weighty so i was like i'll wear fucking khakis and a button-up you know t-shirt i don't fucking know yeah because it's light and breezy um and i'm like I don't know. So I say exactly that. I'm like,

I don't know. She's like, Kaki's in a T. She's like, what, what is that? What, what's, what's the pants?

Like, what's with the pants? And I'm like, I don't know. Yeah. And I don't, I don't know her. I still don't know her. And I'm like,

I don't, like, I literally said, I was so shamed by this woman. And I was like, I don't know. I guess I just, I don't know how to dress myself.

And then she like, you know what she fucking did? Then she, like, shoot me away and said, enjoy the rest of your night. So I'm like, what the fuck was that? That is crazy. What?

Like, that's what? I've never had an experience like that. You know what that meant? And then he just, he just dissipated. You know what that meant? I think what you really wanted to say was like,

I was going to make a pass at you, but I do not like how you dress. I think that's basically what that was. She was like, no thanks. Have a good night. And it's like, wait.

I didn't, you don't got to tell someone that, you know, you can just not talk to them. I'm gonna be mean enough to tell someone. Like, I don't, well, that's, I don't think she was like, I don't think she was trying, like, I don't fucking know what was going on. Yeah, I, I, well, I don't know. I've never, I've never had to, was she older?

Well, like, how, like, like, like, say, what do you think? Was she, it's up to gauge her age, but maybe around my age, something like that. I don't know, but like, I, it was, it was just one of those, like, I was, I was, I was so much in shock that I didn't get angry. It was, it was also really amusing. Like, it's a funny story. Yeah, of course. Yeah. And I walked back to my friends.

And I was like, I think I just got dissed by the person. Like, it was just such a surreal experience because that doesn't happen to me. I don't have exciting bar stories. I really don't. Right. So, but that's so out of the blue, out of fucking nowhere. And I sure I don't address myself. That's awesome.

You know what's crazier about it too is that it comes from somebody like in this on the other side of the service industry. You know what I mean? So you think it's like, oh, the general idea is like, oh, you know, be as polite to like, you know, get tips or what I mean? Like, there's like a financial incentive for you to be. like as personable or as kind as possible. So the fact she was just like What the fuck's going on in there?

She wasn't, she was just sitting at the bar. Oh, just some lady? Yeah, just a random goer. Oh, it was just some free-soding anger. So it was just some lit. That's why I was thinking maybe she wanted to pick you up. Dude, I thought it was the server. I thought it was like the bar tender.

Does she not see my wedding? I don't know. I feel like women are pretty good at picking up on things like wedding rings. So I don't think she was like making a pass on me. Hold on. I got to interrupt you right there. Oh, let's go. This is an easy social experiment that maybe you just,

want to just try it because a lot of times I forget my wedding ring uh I just don't it's no big deal I just I don't I'm not used to wearing ring so I forget to wear it all the time but I am when it's on there is way more engaged to say if I'm not with my wife for example there is way more engagement it is fucked up that I get way more engagement with women when I have my ring on when I don't it's fucking it's it's it's it's kind of gross where I'm like bro what are you doing they feel like they don't have to they don't have to worry about about you making a pass on them because you have a ring on it. That might be it.

That's another thing. That's some of it. It might not be all of it. There's something like that, but it's more of a, like, say, when you can tell somebody is flirting with it. Here's an easy sign for people, maybe if they're not good at picking up social cues, that a person is flirting with you a lot of times when they're talking to you. You know, of course, you're looking people in the eyes, but then you'll catch them

looking down at your lips. They'll take glances at your lips. Because what is usually happening is you're kind of imagining, like, kissing them or something like it's subconsciously. It's a way to pick up and see Like if somebody's interested in you Like where are their eyes moving When they're looking when you're having

In conversation with them And if you notice their eyes going down At your like down It's usually looking at your lips And so it's when I can tell that I like people's lips I'm trying to read their lips I'm talking to me because I can't

Yeah that's exactly what I do. I can't hear what you're saying at all In a loud environment In a loud environment that is acceptable An easier thing in a loud environment Or is just to just lean in And ask somebody to speak up or something Like you can you can make it easy

You can make it. That is weird if you think about it. That like now that I'm realizing how many times I've stared intently at people's lips just to hear them in like loud environment. In a loud environment, it's, that's acceptable because that makes sense, right? I can't hear you. I need existence. Dude, like at Creator Clash and like at all these like different events where it's or like

even like VidCon sometimes where it's just like it's loud. You know, like even at some of these bars that everybody goes to like after or like some after party, it's just fucking loud. And I can't, I, I like going to bars, but there are certain bars that, like, I was out with, some, some people that was, like, Eddie, Eddie Burbeck and, like, some other people recently. We went to this bar and it was, it was a nice bar, but I couldn't fucking hear anything that anybody was saying. And so, like, they were talking to me. And I think I, I responded in a way that made sense.

But I was just, I was basing it purely off of body language where it's like, they would be like, no, that's my nightmare. I fucking hate that. Why is it, it's awful? Why do you guys subject yourself to this shit, though? Like, just say, like, I had to tell my brother is stubborn as fuck, right? And he talks low and deep. And he just doesn't, I told him when he met my wife, like, hey, man, you got to speak up a little bit.

Because first of all, she can't, she speaks fluent English, but at the same time, she needs to hear it a little bit better than the average person just to make sure that she catches everything. This motherfucker is talking like this. He's over going to something like this. And I'm like, hey, man, could you speak a little? He's like, oh, sorry. I'm like, no change. He gets lower. Oh, sorry.

And I'm like, just driving me nuts. He's driving me nuts. I'm like, fuck. That pisses me off like nothing else. Like when you say specifically like, hey, listen, like when you give a specific suggestion in that regard and then it's just immediately ignored. Right. It bothers the hell at me. Well, they treat it like a suggestion.

They're like, okay, thanks for your suggestion. Anyways. Yeah. Thanks for your feedback. Right. We'll get back. Oh, cool. Cool.

Cool. I'll note that. Not doing that, but thank you. Yeah, maybe in a couple months it'll be in the patch notes for the new update, but like not right now. You know, I felt bad the other day. Like, you were talking about, like,

what that woman did to you at the bar. I felt similar. No one talked to me anything, but I just noticed a vibe shift where I went to this fancy French restaurant because it was my wife's birthday the other day. And it was like, cool. It's all, it's in front of a lake.

It's all beautiful and shit. And I sat down with her, and to my left, there's this oldest dirt dude wearing this Notre Dame shirt and stuff and I can immediately just feel like like I ruined his fucking lunch or his dinner or whatever because I'm just there and I was like oh god I was like I can already tell what this guy's thinking like how did they look like you in here and he looks at you and he's like just throw his fool on the floor it was so awkward and I don't know if it was just a coincidence but ten minutes later he and his wife left

Like I don't know I was like I don't know if I was responsible or if they were just finished Derek that was you that was all you yeah that's that's all you are it's not even What did you do? It's just that he saw you pretty nice too. Like for some reason you were this the most disgusting thing that's I'd like to see at that moment. If you was enjoying his food. That's basically I felt it man I felt it I felt it I was looking like I was with my

Peripher all that dude was just like, you're just the worst thing for him to see at that moment. You know, like, it's pretty crazy. And the people behind us were like sweet. They were an actual weird, Frick. Look, if you're,

okay, if you're actually French, do you, and you're in a different country, do you want to go to a fucking French restaurant? Like, isn't that kind of bizarre that you, that you,

that you, okay, maybe, like, yeah, I don't know the situation, but I just, I thought it was a little bizarre

that this French-ass family was just frenching it up, and I was like, there's, there's no way this can be as good as your fucking, the shit that you experience in your fucking country. Why are you here? Like, this is for me. I can't get French food. And, uh, yes. I like the term Frenching it up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That terminology is very good. Just being Webster next year. Yeah, yeah. I like French people. They're fucking, they're, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I should have learned Spanish. I'm from Southern California. And then, of course, I'm like, oh, no, fuck, that I'm going to learn French.

I'm going to do shit with that, but I'm going to take fucking French for a few years and did zero with it. Other than I was able to understand a little bit of what they were saying behind me. It was like, oh. Have you? It's a perfect. Are you? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

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Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Do you travel a lot? Because I feel like I wanted to for a long time, and I still do. But I feel like even on the list of destinations that I have, Paris and, like, France is like so far down on that list. It's insane. My wife and I, Aaron, I just talked about.

this like I don't know like we watch tic talks together at night and maybe that came up but like something came up about Paris not the bedbugs it was like before all that all that right right right right right but even before that like even if Paris was bedbugs free right now I know it's I'm the exact same way as you Chris way down my bucket list of places to go like we'd I'd rather go we've been to Ireland a few times love it there just a beautiful green and gray country but like the friendliest fucking people. And we spent our honeymoon and we've been back since once or a couple of times in French Polynesia.

Like that's like Bora Bora Tahiti, Moraya, like all those islands. Oh, whoa. You ever seen like those pictures of like the villas, the little huts on the water, like the crystal clear water? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Go snorkeling right in your backyard. It's that.

Like it looks like a postcard. And that's just, to me, that's like paradise on earth. I'd rather do that. Like, I go back and forth between Ireland and French Polynesia back and forth for the rest of my life than, like, go to, I have no interest in Paris. I don't know. And I've been to Paris before. It's fine, but it's like a city. Yeah.

It's a city. That's the vibe I get. It's like you get to see the big steel teepee. And then that's really, and then you eat a snail. Yeah. And then that's it. That's really it. I feel like if you're not a fashion per, like fashion, like if you're into like fashion,

and like clothes design pairs is the place to be. That's me. Early year, you go to Paris. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, certified by that lady in the bar. Right, right. No, but that's true. Like, yeah, for the epitome of culture, like, yeah, for sure. Yeah, fashion culture is big there, but like, I don't know, man.

There are so many places, like, I feel like there are so many places. Like, Japan, I would, I would, I would, I want to go to Japan so bad. There's, like, even other places in Europe. I would like to go to Italy. I would like to go to like pretty much anywhere else. Yeah. When I think about it, really, like I don't, there's not, because even the food there, like, I don't really know what French food is outside of like snails and bread. But, but I, I, like, croissants.

Crescots. Bro, I fucking, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's, you know the funny thing is French food isn't that much different from American food. If you actually, yeah, even in like this restaurant, because this is a pretty high in restaurant we went to. And like the best things that they had on the menu are. or at the better restaurants in America. Like, is like those, just under a Michelin Star or whatever.

But they have like a lot of braze stuff and then fucking a fancy-ass burger, a really well-cooked steak, like, you know, a porter or whatever, just whatever type of stick you want. Are those anemic pancakes French? The crapes? Oh, the crepe. Yeah, I don't fuck with crapes, man.

I don't fuck with crapes. They're fine. They're fine. They're fine. I like them, but I just, I prefer a fucking, bro. of pancake. There ain't nothing better than a Belgian waffle

in my opinion. Belgian waffle is my least favorite actually. You're fucking. I prefer French toast over everything. Okay, fair enough. French toast is pretty fucking...

Then it's pancakes. Okay, so here's... In defense of that. Fair, okay, fair, fair win. Fair win for the French toast. French toast is pretty... You're right.

I just do... I fucking... Okay, you want to talk about something that made you want to disappear. I recently, because as the age, I'm sure as everybody here would probably know, your body changes a little bit.

I develop seasonal allergies and a fucking food sensitivity to eggs. No. Yeah, dude. I used to eat eggs every fucking day. But I still do. Like, that's the thing. I was about to chime in and say, like, I'm more of a savory guy than sweet guy when it comes to breakfast.

Yeah. Because I'm like, I get cranky until I make my little egg omelet every day. So my condolences, Derek. That fucking sucks. It's crazy because egg is in everything. And what it does, it gives me this horrible fucking heartburn that just feels like someone pouring acid. And so it doesn't make me choke or anything.

I'm not allergic, but it's like I'm sensitive to it. And it only happened in the recent, like five years or so because I started to notice that I'm like, why the fuck am I getting harborn after a lot of things? And then I started eating other things that I noticed had a little bit of egg in it. Like I say a fried rice or some shit. I started noticing that. Then I did the common denominator. I can't fucking believe this.

I can't believe this is happening. I don't know what the fuck. That sucks. Dude, I don't know what the fuck I would do with. without eggs. Sincerely. Like, I think I might perish.

My wife bought a vegan eggs. Every morning is sourdough toast, eggs, and turkey bacon. That is my breakfast. I see, okay, I'm going to stop you right there. I'm going to stop you right there with that turkey bacon shit. So the, what's wrong with turkey bacon? Turkey bacon is one of those things that I would say is fine, but there, it's just not like, okay, I made some risotto the other day.

And I used turkey sauce. and I made a big batch because I was going to meal prep some of it. I want to dump it out because there is fake fucking sausage and fake turkey bacon is fine. I was like, this is good. But when you need the real thing, it's just not the fucking same. It doesn't bother me. That's why you have to get, you have to buy yourself a real turkey, kick it to death. Yeah.

And keep it in your fridge so you can get your fresh turkey. And then you bacon it. And then you bacon it. Right. See, if you want your fresh turkey bacon so much, you baking your turkey. You're right. I'm, like, I don't go through the whole, like, conibption where it's like, old turkey bacon. Like, I use, like, for me, whenever we cook, we use, we use apple-smoked chicken sausage, like spicy chicken sausage.

Chicken sausages rule, actually. I'll give you that. There's a place in fucking sausage in L.A. where best chicken sausage you ever get. But, I don't mind. Wait, where's this place? So this place is called Mamas. Mamas' chicken?

It's the best fucking shit ever. It's the best fucking shit. ever, bar none. So you guys do yourself a favorite. You can just get yourself a giant box and put it in the fucking freezer. And then just cook them to your pleasure. But mama's fucking sausage. God-

Mama's chicken and market? Is that what this is? Yeah. And you'll get your sausage from there. It's fucking phenomenal. It's stupid. It makes me want to like, like, I think I would actually kill people for that shit. Because they ain't here in Vegas.

I'm in Vegas now. If I saw somebody walking with a box of that, I might have to do some to them. but just saying might have to politely ask for it aggressively. I don't know. We really, listen, we really fucked up with this conversation. We really fucked up because now I'm so hungry now. Oh, sorry. As a result of this conversation.

Let's move on. We got, we have so many questions. Oh, right, right. You said that like 20 minutes ago. I did, I did. We ignored you. You ignored me. Like you always, you always do this.

All right. Boys, want I get some sausage after this? Yeah, let's go get some. Let's go get some. All of you. Mom of you. Mom is sausage. I'm gonna go fly over and meet you guys there.

Let's fucking go. Just fly over. It's like a $60 flight, bro. Oh my God. Yeah. Vegas is nothing. It's like $30 right now, actually. Even better.

Yeah, let's go. Just come over, man. Leave your wife. She's lame. Leave your wife. Let's go. I agree. I've had enough for. We're cool.

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Yeah. Mr. Horse keeps whispering in Keith David's ear wrote in. That's his name. That's a great name. Yeah, it's horrible. He says, Hello, you amazing content creators and Sween.

Oh, pretty basic, it's accurate, I think. Pretty basic question here, but how did you three meet? Which is a pretty good, I think we probably should have opened with this, quite frankly. But I actually,

so I feel like, We, I feel like I met, Jack and I met years ago. I don't remember when. I feel like it was like a VidCon or something adjacent. No, it had to have been a VidCon-esque event, if not VidCon itself. I had to imagine it must have been VidCon. It was probably like when it was like Eric's Pineapple Summer year. That's right.

2017, 2017. That was, yeah, something like that. 1617, it had to have been that. So, yeah, I feel like that's when we like really like first met. Right, I think. And I believe, I believe Derek was, Derek was with us. Yeah, because I remember going to some, was it a bar or something? I don't remember.

It's like the Hilton Lobby Bar. Okay. It's always the Hilton Lobby Bar. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. And did we have, we had, I think we shared like, we had this thing that I kept calling scuma by accident because it's, but it's, was it, was it, Sambuka. Is that what it is?

Oh, that's, yes. Yeah, it was like, uh, Soho or, no, no, no, it was shots of Sanbuka. That's probably what it was. It was shots of Sanbuka with, with Eric with his pie. pineapple haircut. I remember in like the, in like the Hilton or something in VidCon. That's where Derek and, that's where Derek and I met Jack. But I think, Kingson, you

probably met him. I met Jack. Just at this creator class, right? Yeah, the creator class I'm at Jack. It was hilarious. It was just, I know this guy. I've seen this guy and stuff. We kept telling him to just, I haven't, I was trying to get him to go to VidCon every fucking year that we

went. And he just never did. And now it's gone. Nobody really goes. Yeah. Really not what it was, yeah. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, creator clash is really what it is now. It's kind of like that's, but what's happening with that now? Because, uh, I don't know.

I imagine he's not going to do it again since it, uh, it wasn't profitable or do you think, oh, I think he'll do it again. Oh, he'll do it again. Okay. Because, I haven't followed it. Yeah. I think you're off. Because the biggest problem, the biggest problem with it was just the, the, the

piracy angle of it. And the fact that, like, the thing that they used, like, the service that they used to protect the stream just wasn't. as solid as the one they used last year so I think it's a pretty easy course correct to just be like yeah we're probably going to use the older one okay um but I mean I don't have any insight into this right now

I'm just I'm just I hope it does I did well the thing is I hope I won't I was hoping that somebody close to us will be on the card so I have a real excuse to go because ultimately I probably won't go

if I don't have a reason to really go because I'm fucking lazy I just... I'll probably go. I like it. I gotta get my arm twist in that. The first one there. It's so fun.

I especially would love to... Don't get me wrong. I especially would love to go now having done it and not... Yeah. Because I went the first time and I had a great time. We went the second time. I had a great time too, but it was also horrible and stressful. Because I was fighting.

And so this time it would be nice to have like almost like a creator clash sandwich. You know what I mean? Where it's like, like, don't fight, fight, don't fight. Would you ever fight? And those are the breads. Jack. Would I do it again? What about, you?

I don't know if you would ever do it again or not if you want. No, it's, it's too, it's too much. Jack, would you, would you entertain it at all? I don't think I would just because it takes, like, just like that. Like, you can severely mess up your spine. Yeah. Brain. It takes so little.

Dude, in my, like, from what I've read, from what I've experienced. No, you're totally, you are totally right. Like, I remember in, I remember in. I remember in the hotel, like, the night before, I was like, I could die tomorrow. Like, I could, like, realistically, like, tomorrow could be genuinely, like, the last day in my life. And that would be so dumb. But think of the views, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I feel like they would have to name. They would have to name the event after me, I think. Oh, yeah. They would have no choice. I would have to be a lot. But I'm such a big guy that whatever I'm fighting, whatever. creature I'm going to fight is going to be so

large to that we can really, really injure each other. That's what scares me. That's what scares me for doing it. I feel like, no, that's actually my problem. Like, over 3. Like, whatever I'm going to fight is going to be a mammoth of a creature.

It would be like, well, I hate to hurt you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'd be one of the cooler like, dude, that's, you would have to fight like a blood-borne boss, though, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would be dope because I would get in such good shape. I'd be like in such good shape and that'd be fun. Right.

But like when I would get struck, it would sound like a dog and getting like hit by a car. And it'd be like, yo, I don't think he's going to get up ever. I don't think he's going to stand up again. I do think it's a good like, I don't know, man. I think you don't you don't have to do it or put your name in like to the bross or anything. But I do genuinely think if you did like the routine. Like the exercising routine? Oh no, that would be dope.

It would be fucking awesome. It would be like game changing for you. 100%. Because that was, dude, I was so insanely fit. It was ridiculous. Yeah. It's dry. I didn't realize I could be that like peak performance.

How much are you down and wait? I lost. Well, I was, I don't know, actually. I weighed myself recently. I'm back to 126. I was 137 for the fight. Wow. So I've kind of like steadied out around.

one, now that I'm back to my normal peckish kind of diet where I barely eat it all and it's a miracle I'm still surviving. But dude, when I was shoveling all that fucking protein that was that was

it was awful in some ways. Yeah, I was so, I do not like eating really unless it's like amazing food. So you had to like, I mean you had to force yourself to like reach a threshold of calories every day, right?

Like I had to eat 3,100 calories a day. It's a lot. Which, uh, for me, up from, I think the highest I would usually get to is like maybe like, maybe 2000, 1900. So it's like almost, not double exact, not double the approaching down, but like, but a lot.

A lot of calories. And I was, dude, I was, I just had to come up and wait, especially, and I had to gain all that weight in the last like few weeks in the last like three weeks of that fight. Because my opponent changed and then suddenly I had to come up, I think, 20 pounds. You can't imagine how fucking stressful that would have been for you, dude. Oh, it's funny. funny now. It's funny now that I'm alive, not brain damaged, and it's far in the past.

Although I don't know for sure. I don't know for sure if I'm not brain damaged. Maybe I am. Who the fuck knows? I remember asking you like the night before. So like I creator clash the night before we were at some like party or whatever. And I didn't know the situation of like I mean I like I didn't think you were fighting anyone. So I think. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Mbeta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum,

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Because I was so, you couldn't enjoy it. You couldn't enjoy it. Dude, I was so in my head the whole time. I was, like, I was having conversations with people, but it was absolutely, like, autopilot. I think you have to. I'm sorry to everybody who, like, I talked to, and I definitely, like, talked completely past. It's not you. You know?

It's not you. Directly. Brother, you have to do it. You have to do it. You have to do it. You got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a odd.

I had, I had, I don't really drink anymore, not really. Like, it was just like, like, maybe a couple of drinks maximum. But it's been a long time since I've been at an open bar. And Christ. Yeah, man. I remember. Christ. I noticed you were, you were going, it was you and our friend Jalen.

You guys were enjoying that open bar. It was great. Hell yeah. I fucking probably drink, like, easily $300. worth of alcohol because I would never spin that on myself So I was right right When in Rome right

I couldn't do any of it I couldn't really do any of it Oh right right right yeah You got to go next time You will like Charlie's party was super dope Afterwards too Yeah that shit got fucking That shit got a little out of hand though

Wouldn't there like way too many people Of that fucking place? Yeah Charlie's warehouse got a little bit too A warehouse Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Because last year we had a similar thing Like the last year there was a similar kind of party at Charlie's Warehouse, and it was not nearly that patch. No, it was so much more like, I hate, like, it was more chill.

There was way more open space. Like I was playing, what's that, not like racquetball, but like the shuttlecock. I was playing shuttlecock with someone because we could like, we had the space. This past year, forget about it. Oh, my God. It was just like, oh, sorry. Yeah, I really could not believe how many people. Like when we got there, I was like, oh, this is.

got there was already full of people. This is not ideal. Like we left immediately. Like we left immediately after everything. Yeah, we didn't stay along. Yes. But anyway. Super fun though.

Had a really good time. Let's, let's move on. Yeah. Well, wait, what was the question? I don't remember what the first one.

How we met? We wanted to, yeah. That's it. Yeah. So, Vidcon, zillion years ago,

2017, 16, something like that. Yeah. And Sweeney, uh, created a clash. But,

RAPE's, idiot snail rode in. Okay. He says, has Snipey sent any response to you. Also, hello, Jack. I love you.

And you two, Snark Boys. Snipy. He's obviously, I don't like that nickname for Sniperwolf. I don't. That's not a fun one. But I'm really, I saw that she only, I, so I didn't follow all of it because I kind of wanted to keep it, because I knew we were going to have you on and I kind of want to, like, have you kind of regale in some way.

Sure. But, like, I don't know, like, I know she addressed you sort of. I think, right? Has she directly, like, mentioned. what's happening? She's only like peripherally mentioned it. Like she hasn't, so she hasn't like talked to me about it or threatened me or anything yet. She's just made like a couple of jabs, light jabs in her in her videos recently.

Right. Like she'll, you know, show like a picture of a cockroach or something. And she's like, oh, it's like that guy who's stealing all my stuff. And it's like, fuck you. Like, all you do. I know, I've said it a million times. The irony is not lost on me. I'll say that.

Right. But that's really it. Man, you know. That's so crazy. Would you boxer? Wait, good. Go ahead. Would I box her?

Would you box sniper? Oh, my fucking. Oh, wow. No, no, because I'm a lover, not a fighter. I'm a past, what a boring answer, right? I thought she's a puncher, dude. I feel like she'll throw a haymaker, and you'll be like, whoa, if that would have hit me, I would have been gone. I would have faded to black.

She's just like a puncher, dude. Yeah. She's actually like, she's actually eight feet tall, 400 pounds of pure muscle. And you know, there's just her face. Yeah, it's just her face in those reaction videos. That's just never true. It's totally true. I did.

So we didn't have any questions about this, which I'm kind of shocked by because to me it was the most fascinating thing about anything. all this stuff that's happened recently I Jason Darulo that video had me fucking screaming it had me screaming

it had me screaming it was like Jason Derulo what the hell and then when I realized it was just the same react like as I was watching them

as you were showing me and I was like oh oh it was like the same reaction and I went back in your video and I was like it's the same reaction

like that's not exaggeration motherfucker loops and reuses his own. So like, I don't know what. Okay, so they sit him down. Or like he gets a haircut and someone films him. But like they sit him down somewhere and have him like react to something. And what that is, it's impossible.

We'll never know. Maybe it stays. Like maybe like someone's like, all right, now laugh a little. All right. Now shake your head. Hell yeah. All right. We're good.

We're good. Yeah. But like they just dump that onto literally 10, 20 TikToks that they just fucking steal and throw on YouTube shorts. It's the, it's so bizarre. And something I didn't mention in that in that video, the reason that he does that, there's a theory. I talked to someone else about this. And they theorize that it's not for like money because YouTube shorts, you can't really make a killing off YouTube shorts unless you're sponsored every single time.

But I know you make some ad sense, but you have to be making billions a month in views to make any, like, decent adsense off shorts alone. However, the theory is that he's doing that to like blow up his like Spotify number. or his like song plays. The song play numbers, right? And by uploading dozens of these a day, even if they're only getting like 20K a pop on a YouTube channel with 20 million subscribers, something like that, I don't know.

It's just throwing numbers out the problem of like more downloads because he keeps reusing the same songs over and over again too. It's all his music, right? It's all his music. That's so fucking fascinating. It's just the hits, baby. It's all of Jason Derulo. It's so weird.

It's great. That's, you know, that's one thing. I haven't heard about Jason DeRullo since he fell down the stairs at that event that he did. And I don't even know if that's real, by the way. Because that was, like, a meme for a long time. It looks like someone cut him out and then pasted him upside down, then right side up, then upside down and right side. Like, he's endlessly, bro. Dude, it's a, it's a pretty convincing edit.

Like that, because when I saw that video the first time, I saw that photo the first time of Jason, Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the Met Gall or whatever. And I figured it wasn't Jason Derulo, but I thought for sure that, like, oh, that's, that's probably a real random person falling. Because it looks so, it looks outrageous, but also, like, very well, like, composed at the same time. What made it crazy was that when they saw the picture, his feet or his head should be. That's what made me laugh. I was like, he really took a spill from that. Whoa. It looks like such a crazy fall.

It's so funny. Oh, I think it's just It's probably wearing such expensive clothes to Such expensive clothes to fall down in. It is, no, it's real, I think. It is because there's different videos. I mean, everybody is purporting on it too. It's very much so a real thing. It's just funny that it happened so badly.

It's so dramatic. That's such a crazy fall. If you Google Jason Derulo falls downstairs, you'll see. It looks like he's doing a fucking headspin, like straight up. It looks like he's breakdancing on the stairs. 100%. It's so. crazy.

So I was under the impression this whole time that it was like, wait, so is it fake or what? I mean, I feel like I wouldn't put it past him doing it, but a stunt, I wouldn't put it past him. I don't understand. I saw him eating corn on one of the, you know, like when you get the, what do you call it,

the drill and you put the corn on the coffee. You're talking about those air? That is, no, no. He like, fuck this tooth up or some shit. I thought you're talking, I thought you're talking about those videos the people eating like Will Smith

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah The rock Eating rock eating Those things are so Fucking dude

Dude dude Dude that AI That AI shit's really fucking weird And off putting I I'm so conflicted about it Because like

I've seen people Use AI And like really Like I feel like Jack You're one of those people Where like I'd

I stumbled onto your stream One time and you were asking like an AI version of yourself Like describe I don't know Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in

like Leet Speak or something And it turned like a lot of the times It turns out to be like genuinely funny And like like I was cracking the fuck up when I saw that shit But then you have this like other stuff Where it's like oh AI version like oh here's a cover of my way sung by this content creator who doesn't sing

Or whatever like I've seen a couple of Zach Like a pebbles And I'm like And I'm like and I'm like And I'm like Like, I, I, I, I texted him a couple days ago, but I haven't talked to him about any of this. And I can't imagine that it's like, I bet he's weirded out by it. Sure.

I can't imagine that it feels good to have that kind of. So, right? Like, yeah, because it's, dude, it's, that's so fucking, that's so weird. And, but then there's like that middle ground, too, where it's like, I don't know how I feel about certain things where there's this song that's going viral on TikTok. Or it was maybe like a couple weeks ago, maybe like a month ago of, of, of, of, of. this kind of bring me the horizon type song sung by Plankton

but it wasn't but it wasn't like it wasn't it wasn't all AI you know what I mean it was like some guy some guy wrote a genuine authentic like by human hands

like bring me the Horizon type song and wrote it from the perspective of Plankton sang it and then used AI to make him sound like plankton. Right. And that's like, I don't know.

That's, that's in that weird area where it's like that, because it's not all AI. It's still human made, mostly. The only thing about it is like a voice changer, which is technically AI, but it's also like that's kind of been around for a while. So like I don't, is that crossing a, like, you know what I mean? Maybe not that specifically is crossing a line, but I saw. You know what I mean? Yeah.

It's like in that weird kind of gray area where it's like, how would the voice actor of plankton feel about that. You know what I mean? I have no idea sincerely. From what I see, right? I think AI personally myself, I'm not like a, I'm not a real writer. I'm not a real like artist. You had a real computer scientist developing your own like, corrupting AI. I'm not a real anything. I'm barely a real person. In your basement. But what happened is I feel like AI could be useful in a sense of things like this is creating in creative space. The problem is that the ways AI is being pushed by corporation is the big problem. That is the big, big, big problem.

Look, I'll tell you a good way that it's been being used right now. There's a podcast with Will Saso called Doodzie, and it's based off of AI. It's fucking great. I love Will Saso. What do you mean? So basically he and his co-host, they, I don't forget which software they're using or what they use, but they, their podcast is driven by AI. And say, for example, you can catch, they have a clip channel so you can have like an idea of what I'm talking. about it's called dudesy and it's really fucking funny it creates great content and uh he's one

of those people that i just he annoys me he's one of those comedians that just doesn't push himself because i feel like he's really fucking funny and he deserves like a lot more credit than he gets but he's just so low key about everything you know i remember will sasso being big in va on vine with the lemm he was very yes yes yes he i loved him on vine which by the way is the elder the most elderly fucking sentence. It dates us all. Jesus Christ. He would like,

there were six seconds, so this would really have a much to pop out of his mouth. Yes. I thought about that in a decade, dude. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. He was fine all the time. Vine was perfect.

It lived such a beautiful half life. Like, just this is instant. And it never got old. Like, it never, I don't think it overstated to welcome is what I'm trying to say. Yeah, you're totally right. I think there were people, there were people on Vine who extended into other places and then overstayed their welcome for sure. But Vine itself was a gem. It was. It was. Vine was awesome. I remember, dude, some of the funniest shit that I have ever seen,

I've seen on Vine, I think. And it's, you know what? It sucks that there's no equivalent. It sucks that there's no archive of that. Like, even just as like a way back machine, like, because I don't think the way back machine really works on Vine in the same way that it works for like a lot of other things. So it's like a lot of that shit is just lost. Yeah. The best you can do is hopefully there was a lot of people that used to download Vines and then they just have it they uploaded it to YouTube. So

there's a guy that I always forget his name and I don't remember if I saved it or not, I got to check. But all he did was he would go around New York screaming like making like monstrous screams like a madman and it was the funniest fucking thing to me. Like there's a guy that he was in his fancy car with his girl

and he runs up to him just going and like and that's all he would do he would watch people there's people playing tennis and he's like yeah yeah that's his entire bit and it was the funniest fucking thing dude I lived in New York around that time and I think I feel like I've seen that you probably did because he's roamed around

and then I was forgetting his name throughout the city I know I've seen a compilation of his work on YouTube and then of course my dumb ass I didn't say I don't think I saved it or anything so I still I forgot his name. But even when you think about the stuff that was on YouTube, it's like that's only the stuff that was that was big enough.

Right. For a lot of people to like kind of agree like, oh, we've got to like download this and re-upload it somewhere else so that it's saved. I think about like some of the stuff that I would watch on Vine, it's like the very like niche shit that like I didn't think, I did not think to save because I just thought like, oh, whatever, Facebook's still here. Fucking, you know, YouTube's still here. Why would, why would Vine not still be here? Bro. And however I could, you know what I mean?

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of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff. Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience,

the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature, right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

How far are we from that point with quantum? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there. What's worse? Being understaffed or being poorly staffed? Well, that's a trick question, because both are. recipes for chaos. Either way, just say to yourself, this is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs.

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This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. Yeah, of course. So this is, This is so niche, but on Vine, there is a guy, I think Jack Benzinger is his full name, his real name. But he would make a parody, a series of parodies under the name Jack King. And he would just, all he would do is like he took all these popular vines from Zach King and do like pitch perfect parodies. But like all fucked up or whatever, usually making fun of just like how Zach King, I guess, kind of sold out. And just he'd add a lot of like Chrysler because apparently there were a lot of like Chrysler promotions Zach King would do. it's so on YouTube you can find like the back and forth like comparison

so you see Zach King's original Vine and then Jack's parody of it I have to pause like still years later I have to pause the video because I'm like cough laughing I'm like crying out of laughter too much it's like that

it's very specific like that kind of humor but like if it if you fuck with it it will break you in the best way possible so that's like the kind of vine I miss there was this vine that Chris showed me where this guy was like

he was peeing and he had like internal bleeding when he was colorblind so he couldn't see it. Oh, that's Will Sassi. That's Hawaiian punch, I'm pretty sure. That's Will Saso and it was like a That was Will Sassau like It was like his character was like

I don't remember the exact pitch of it But it was like colorblind man Finds out he has like I don't know bladder cancer or something like that And he's like And he's just like forcefully squirting this like a red like Hawaiian punch into a toilet pole and he goes hmm that's weird my pee is a darker shade of gray

than the normal shade of gray it normally is but it's like it's like the fire it's the sheer the sheer PSI of the the ureth it's coming out so forcefully yeah it's like

geez like did you wait till you could not hold any more pee to me like that is it's just so funny like it really was like Like, it was so quick, you know? Like, it was just like, that's what I appreciated.

You to be quick. Yeah. Exactly. I really appreciated it from that regard because it was like, it was very difficult. And I understand why it died. It was like so difficult. It's so impossible to monetize a platform like that in any real way. So like I get why it died.

But at the same time, that structure really like kind of, it made it. Making it difficult to monetize was probably like bad for like a career thing. But it was so good for like the output of the site to the point where it's like people were just focused on like what's funny. And it was like six seconds. of, and some of it's like, obviously, it's like tripe, you know, whatever. Like, some of it's just dumb. But there was so much of it that was so, like, snappy. And you know what I loved about it in comparison to TikTok, which, like, there's a lot

TikToks that I love, right? You know what I mean? But what I appreciated about it was that you knew what you were signing up for the second the video started. You know what I mean? Like, you understood it's like, oh, this is a six second commitment. Let me see. Let's see what this is.

As opposed to TikTok where sometimes it's a six second commitment and then sometimes it's like a three-minute video. that's like, come see in part two. Dude, if you did like a part two vine, no one was fucking watching that shit. Dude, they're uploading, people are uploading movies to TikTok now. It's fucking hilarious.

Well, dude, Twitter, I've seen the Mario movie on Twitter so many times. I have watched all of Superman and Lois on TikTok. Like every scene of, for the first three seasons, I've seen all of them on TikTok. It has like, fucking 100.

It's crazy. It's all of them. I'm just watching. I'm just like, I go on TikTok. I'm like, oh, he uploaded more. Let's go, baby. Is it in that beautiful, like, vertical format? Yes.

Yeah, I'm just like, it. It's so stupid. I miss the old algorithms of TikTok because before they were, you can really shape, you can root whatever you wanted to watch. And all I wanted to watch was, it's a podcast I listened to called your mom's house. And the only reason I got on TikTok was because of them, because one of them,

Christina Positsky, she would just say, hey, all I do is watch disabled people. and people that are really ugly looking or weird crazy stuff like dark stuff that people it makes people uncomfortable and that's all it will show you and so i wanted to test that theory and my original tic-tok i got delete i don't know why i got banned and there's and i can't get it back did you post anything on it uh so i once got flagged for okay this is weird i posted a there's there's a mexican gentleman crying in the rain drinking a beer because you know he's he got broken up with or something he says something like my flagged

flowery screams out or something and someone's laughing just recording him and for some reason it got like my flower it got like flagged for like fucking uh uh bullying or something yeah some bullshit and i was like what the fuck so dude i think a few things got flagged and just got and i was like this is damn regular shit though dude it's so weird i have a i have a ticot that's banned for gore or not banned but it's like it's like you know you know that little the almost like the goshen blur that they put over something where it's like you right right yeah you know you choose to watch this and it was like warning, either gore or like, or like, I don't know, it was something like that. Which one is?

And you know, it's a, it's the Hank Hill one. It's the Hank Hill, like, so I did, I did this. I don't know how to explain this. I did like one of these almost like, do you know who solid JJ is? Yes. He does these like, yeah, almost like that type thing where it's like, it was like I did a thing of Hank Hill, like, being crucified and like, splayed on like this thing. And he's like, hey, Bobby, can you help me down for it?

And it was just like this, this dumb thing that I thought of in the middle of the night and I had to get out. But it's not, it's, it's so not real that I don't understand how it got like censored for gore. It's so insane. It's a very sensitive platform. It takes very little. It's the whole reason people say, you know, things like essay or, um, yeah, yeah, what's a suicide one? Oh, alive. Thank you.

Thank you. Yeah, exactly. like that. That is so trivializing, by the way. I hate that. I hate that language. Yeah. It's, dude, I don't know, man.

If you're going to talk about, like, real stuff, you should probably just talk about it. Yeah. Not infantilize it. There's a baby speak about it that I really don't like. Yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. And it's like, I don't know, man. Maybe you just shouldn't be making these, these videos at all.

Yeah, maybe so. Maybe so. Like, we. Yeah, so this, this, I don't know. if you could see it, but this, so this is, this is the, this is, but it's, it's just like a rack, it's a rack of like, yeah, he's like, he's like, he's got like a blood eagle, like where he's just like, like, yeah, but it's party city, it's party city, it's a party city gory skeleton. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you'd find him in like, you'd find him in like a Halloween,

like a spirit Halloween. It's not, I don't know, whatever. I guess it's too much for TikTok, which is crazy, but way too, yeah, it's, way too much. It just, just a couple years ago, used to be a little bit better because I curated some amazing shit that I missed because I had it all in my likes and I can't find most of it where I tried to just there was a guy that

this guy he transferred over to Instagram he's fine but there's a caveman I think that lives in Brazil he's a skateboarder this guy is literally a caveman I kid you if you put in skateboarding caveman he'll pop up I kid you not

look him up Like skate because he skate boarding caveman I think he's from Brazil or something or South America He's he speaks a Like a Latin language I'm just getting a bunch of clip art there

I'm getting clip art of He blew up on Instagram Because he was from TikTok And then TikTok started Taking the stuff down because people were being People weren't even being mean to him They were kind of like this is fucking crazy This guy's let me look at me find this dude

I'm like yeah I'm not seeing a bunch of stupid skateboarders God damn it Are you saying I love If you Google skateboarding caveman There's so much like Bizarre

Variety in these videos Of like That's an awful There's so much of skateboarding But like there's so many He's so on Let me I'll

Yeah you're all right So that was too That was too generic of a thing That's a generic of a thing I think I just recently started following The caveman's a trick Right That's what I got

Yeah like how to do caveman Oh damn yeah See that's way too you generic. Come on, Derek. Well, look, I know. I failed you guys.

Wait, what was it? I'm sorry. What's the correct thing to look? I'm going to, no, I'm going to, I'm going to pull, I'm going to pull, because I recently followed him on Instagram.

So, speaking of this, right? Dude, might, might be a mess, by the way. So me and Chris lived together for years.

And back in 2016, 17, Instagram was the Wild West. Instagram had anything. had anything. You could find... Can you imagine... I love that sentence, by the way,

because that sounds so impossible. Like, Instagram was the Wild West. What are you fucking talking about? But he's totally... He's totally right. I've seen, like, Instagram, in that era was, like, live leak somehow.

Like, I don't know what the fuck was going on. Dude, dude... The shit... It should be a cross every night. It was crazy, dude. No, no, not you and me. Like, I had to move... I had to move the fuck out of...

I had to move away from you. I would have to... I absolutely watch the shit and I'd be like, dude, look at this. You would wake me up. I remember one time I woke up nighttime, dude. I remember one day, it was like mid-pandemic too, so it was like already like the vibes were off. You know, like, I was already like, oh man, I'm like stuck here. Like my hair's growing out.

It's all fucked. And then like I wake up late, probably like at 12 because it's just a depressing day. And then I wake up, I walk outside of my room and he's standing there. with just a video on Instagram, and it's, I don't even know, some guy jumping off a building. And I'm like,

why? This is the first thing I saw today. What made the video crazy that when he landed, he turned into a dolphin. No, he didn't. The way,

the condition he was in. When he landed, it's his way of describing how he becomes shapeless. I, I, I look, he,

he, he, I still have that video. I downloaded that to my computer. Of course he do. I had to show people that video because I couldn't believe it. Jack, I had to get away. Hey, no offense to Tom.

I get it. I can't. There was a time for sure where I had like a deep, morbid curiosity about that stuff, but it's, it's all gone now. I don't do it anymore because I live with a regular person. I can't get caught doing it. I can't, I can't explain how I'm not crazy to someone if I get caught looking at that stuff now. You know why? Because you're crazy.

Because you're crazy. That's why. I hate that I'm curious. You're not, I'm an Ebon's world That was like the internet for me My first, my first interaction internet was Ebon's world really It was like, it was like maybe like it was like freegames.net Yeah, yeah, yeah

Another one of like these like really innocent video game places New grounds than Ebon's world You guys ever fuck with addictinggames.com And like Albuy Blacksheep Abino Blacksheep was what I was gonna say, yeah Albinobino Black Sheep was where I saw like most That was my introduction to really, like, that was where I think, like, Star Wars Gangster app and like that fucking Dingfrizer done thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, that was early, like, not Proto meme era, because Proto meme era was like that's those stupid images you'd send to people in email chains in like the late 90s. Yeah. But like, when it, when memes started to become like content, that was like the first like, you know, molecule of it. You ever fuck with your man now, dog? YTM&D. Oh, YTMND, yeah. That was like, I fucking love that site. That had some ridiculous shit on there, too.

I'd play the game where it's like Bush is, the Bush is, I'm present. Bush is like White House assault and I would go watch a little kid go off a ramp and then fly. So what you're thinking of, what you're thinking of is a flash game called, where you're thinking of is a flash game called Bush shootout. Yes, I did play. You got to play as, you got to play as Condoleezza Rice defending the White House and George Bush defending the White House. It was like a first person shooter, but like, you know, the mouse click. Do you remember the Duma? too, I remember that.

Oh, nice. There was a, there was a Doom Mod, Christopher Dorner's last stand. I do remember that shit? I remember that only because... Do you remember the Christopher Dorner thing? There was this L.A. There was this LAPD cop

that apparently, in his mind, he was a vigilante. He shot, he went crazy, he went rogue, and he started killing some cops. But the problem was he was also killing their partners, too. They were like, they were out,

and he targeted some people. So it quickly went from people being Oh, he's a vigilante To be like, oh, this guy is just nuts They found him in Big Bear And he held up in a cabin And then they set The cabin went up in flames

But you know they set his ass on fire And so they burned him to a crisp And that was like how that shit went out of it They made a doom mod out of it Dude, but to be fair To be fair This has been happening for a very Like every time some like really morbid

Like tragedy happens some really like what the fuck type thing happens. There's always some, like immediately. Like usually the day after there's always some satire. Even back then, because I remember, this is like really early stuff, but like I remember Super Columbine RPG. That's a real, that is a real thing. And that was in like 2000.

That was super calm. You would play that. Fire. You suck. I'm moving. I'm moving on. We got to get it. Fire.

It's so fucking good, bro. I hate that. It's good to do it. But it's so fucking good. I hate it. Is it better than tears of the kingdom? Play it right now. I'm dead tier.

It's better than Dragon's Exquisition. It's better. Is it better than Tears of the Kingdom, though? Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to that.

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Is it better than both stayed about it? He's really thinking. It's close. It's close. All right, we got another one. We got another question from Aborator. He says, what's up, Snarks, and Jackie Boy.

Jack, I got to know, how stoked and excited were you when you shit posted your way into going to the premiere of the emoji movie? It was honestly a surreal fucking moment when I got, like, when I got this mailed package, mailed to us with a fucking cover letter saying, like, congratulations. whoever you are you welcome to the world premiere it was so fucking fun like we got all dressed up

there's a there's a fucking emoji carpet instead of a here the the worst part was like there are kids everywhere so it was just like I shouldn't be here at like this year but also I was like no I fought for this I am leaning in I fought for the shit and we

we did we watched the whole movie like front to back how bad is it how bad is that movie that movie it's it's the worst kind of bad Right. So it's not like don't go in. First up, just don't watch it. But if you do, don't go in thinking like, oh, it's so bad it's good, right? It's funny how bad it is.

It's really not. It's just a very mid-belo-mid, CG movie that ticks all the boxes of like, you know, bad references. And it's just a sellout of a movie. It's like here's the just dance sequence, you know. Yeah. Here's the this app, the Candy Crush game. game. Like, it's just, it's really bad. Yeah. I remember

out of sheer curiosity, I was like, I have to see this. Like, I have to know what this is. But you don't. And when I was done, I was like, I really didn't. I really, like, I didn't get anything out of it at all. Like, not even like a chuckle of how bad it was because it just, it was, it was, like, a competently made

waste of time. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, a lot of talented animators worked on a piece of shit. You know? Yeah. It's not like food fight or something. We're like you watching You're like this is so bad on On so many levels

I have to like you're you're just stunned watching This motion captured squirrel with Wayne Brady's voice Yeah yeah yeah and it's moving like way too much Like stop fucking moving like every character in that movie is like Vibrating motion motion capture I got I've fallen There are video games that I've fallen off of because I look at the I can

Everybody moves around like they're motion captured And I don't know how else to describe it But like it's it You can't when you see it You see it Like the modern Grand Theft Auto Games They all do that Like everyone has to be like moving

And like turning around And like exaggerating with the hands And I'm the same like yeah Just stop It's like this exaggerated like It's like this exaggerated Almost like they like walk like a cartoon Yeah almost

But then they don't like fix it at all It's I don't know But yeah I remember I remember that whole emoji I was I was I remember I was like almost flashbanged by that by seeing you at the premiere like because i think i saw it on twitter or something i was like what the fuck he managed like oh there's patrick stewart oh there's t j miller

they're right so fucking weird i'm just to me that what was staggering about it is like like they did they read like they had to have known oh yeah that it was a bit right like i don't you know what i mean like because they weren't they weren't expecting you to did they think you were like a genuine fan? Well, oh, the people who invited me, like, yeah, I thought you're talking about the actors. Like, they had to know it was a bit. Like, they had to know they were making a shit movie. Right, right.

Oh, of course, yeah. Oh, yeah, obviously, obviously. No, yeah, I think they did. I think they did. I mean, like to, right? I was even told by, like, when I got there, one of the storyboarders came out to me. And he was like, hey, man, you know, whenever you make your review, can you just, like, go easy on us? You know, because, like, they totally get it.

They knew why I was there. So there was a sense of humor about it. And for that, I was like, I'll go easy on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's cool. Yeah, because I remember. It was cool of them to invite me. No, yeah, that's really awesome.

That's what I was saying. Part of me was like, can they be that cool? You know what I mean? Because you think about like studio execs and you're like, are they cool enough to really get that it's a bit? And are they, and if they get that it's a bit, are they cool enough to have you there under the understanding that it's completely ironic. So, I mean, it's not like a studio exec

had to make that call. It's whoever runs the socials, like whatever team runs all the socials, like, hey, this would be good press to get this shit posting YouTuber there. So we have like the ironic enjoyment. And then all the kids are there for the real enjoyment. I have to like, I have to assume that's what really went on. So they, it was a good call. Like they got it. Yeah. Yeah.

It was a good call on their part. But don't see that movie. It's just not fucking worth it. Yeah, I imagine not so. No. I haven't watched it probably one. Guys, real quick, I just want to interrupt because I, I, I feel insane right now because I was talking about that. You can't find this caveman, can you? He's gone again. He's fucking gone.

They followed his fucking page on Instagram. Like, this is insane. That's a whole more reckless, bro. They need to have him in a facility. They're studying him, yeah. I'm almost feeling like, I was like, did I make this fucking guy up? You know, honestly, I didn't want to say anything, Derek, but this has happened many times. Yeah, okay.

Where you have told us you got to check out this guy. He's like he's got eight foot tall legs, but his arms are two inches. You got to check him out. He's on TikTok. Oh, I can't find him. Derek, in fact, look behind you. And then sometimes. Sometimes being, sometimes being Kingston will, we'll pretend to Google it and we'll be like, oh, yeah, look at that.

That's wild. In fact, we're not even real. Look behind and look forward. You're going to realize you're talking to a rock. You're talking into a rock and you have no camera from you. Look behind you. laid away. Yeah, yeah.

That's stupid. You wouldn't, you fucking... You wipe transition away. Hayden, Hayden Glass Road in. We'll get, like, I think we have time for,

like, at least a handful of these. Like, we'll do three more. We got, we got time for three. Hayden Glass wrote in. He says,

Howdy Snark Boys and John movies. That's me. I've been watching, I'm watching Jacksonville since I was 14. I'm now 22. I hate hearing these. God, I am. Isn't that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, that, it's such a, I don't like hearing these things. but I appreciate you right again. How have you been so good at staying irrelevant in the unstable world of the internet? You seem to have a knack for finding

what works in the moment and not being afraid to let ideas or shows die. You always seem to have something fresh and new to offer. Thanks for all your content. That was a really nice little, little message from Hayden Glass. He's very nice. He's right, though, sincerely like,

I remember, I remember you've been around for like my entire, like more than most people, I think, in a way that, in a way that is unique. Because most people, like, I don't know, I think about, like, Ray William Johnson, he's, you know, and people like that were, like, they, they were huge and then they kind of, I don't know what the fuck. He's still making a little bit of content. I ran across someone.

Yeah, they're still doing. Everybody, everybody, everybody is still doing stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's either, like, because Ray William Johnson basically does the same thing that he did before. You know what I mean? Like, it's the same. But, like, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast, Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CERN. CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to them, pick areas you can scale. Don't pick the shiny little toys on the side.

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You know what I mean? I mean, it's interesting to me. That was, I mean, that's through no insight of my own. That's just like I had to. Like, I didn't really have a choice. Like, I've had to keep evolving over the years because if I did the same, same shit.

I was now that I was doing like in 2008, I wouldn't be here. Right. And I don't know. I just like, my whole thing is I just keep throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. And like there's a lot of things I've tried that just never took off. Like things that I thought like, oh, this could be a series. You know, I do a pilot or whatever, you know, the equivalent of of YouTube. And it's just no reception or not the reception I thought it would get.

So like I've, I'm covered in. failures. But I think that's why. I don't know. Maybe that's part of my longevity is I just I failed so many times, you know, but like I still, I'm still winging it. By the way, like, I'm still winging it. I run three YouTube channels now and I keep thinking like, oh, maybe I haven't figured out. At the same time, I don't know what my next main channel video is going to be. And the one after that, I don't know what that's going to be. And I'm still really like flying by the seat of my pants. And maybe there's something to it, but like, I don't know. Yeah. I'm very much the same way. We're like, I have no idea what the, I have no fucking clue.

Yeah, I feel like that, just admitting this and saying this, uh, admitting is the wrong word, but just saying this, uh, it, I feel like it gives people a lot of, like, insight to how, I think a lot of people operate because you do see some people and I wonder myself, like, damn, how are they so structured? How are they always, I, my mind doesn't work that way because I'm, I'm the same way where I'm, I'm not even sure what the fuck I'm going to make yet until I make it. And, this is something this podcast really is

it allowed me to actually even experiment a little bit more where I was so concerned with my main channel and okay maintaining something this is what works and this is so now that like I'm we're trying to do something with this and we're doing something with this now I can kind of experiment

more do like those kind of pilot things do and it's important to I mean it's important to fail right like you got to do shit you got to put yourself out there Yeah, you really do make your own luck in a lot of these regards where it's like Because I've seen a lot of people say like oh a lot of it is luck and a lot of it is for sure But like I do think luck is manufactured in some way because like if if I if I tried like a pilot or whatever right and it didn't work and then I was just like ah well Well then like I'm not going to try something else then I'm not going to try something else and then I'm not going to try something else and then I'm not going to try the thing that does work

Because I've decided to just not make that luck yeah but like I totally like dude I'm the same I'm totally the same I'm totally the same way, man. Like, I, I, I absolutely flying by the seat of my pants here. You remember that stupid songs? I think a lot of us are. And I think, I think the perception that a lot of us aren't is, is wrong, by the way. Yeah. Because, like, outside of, like, a show like this where it's, like, semi-structured, where we do it, like, once a week and it's, like, you know, or two or three times a week now. But, like, we have, like, set times and all that. Outside of that, everything else I'm doing is, like, I don't, I have no fucking clue. Yeah. Dude, I've actually, I've tried to branch out with podcasts. I've tried to branch out. I've

try to branch out, but I realize talking to some of the creators, even a structure of having one, there's one day a week we need a meet up, they're like, fuck, I don't think I can do that. It's crazy. It's wild. I've talked to a handful of people because I wanted to start like a side podcast of just like riffing.

Just like, all it is is literally just the 13 year old humor. And they're like, oh, that sounds fun. It's like there's a podcast called Comtown that existed a few years back. Right. So it was like, just bullshit. shit like that, but sounds good. I just don't think I can do

even one day. I like, I was like, we're too chaotic. You pretend like that's not what, like, whenever, whenever we write a gay, like a dumb gay song, like that's not what that is. Well, it is just like the dumbest. It is that. It is, it is an element

of it. It is a remnant of, I'm just talking about turning, pressing record and saying this stupid shit that is in my mind when I wake up in the morning when I see and and but it's like okay no no planning no whatsoever we don't need to do anything just show up this one day

oh man that's a commitment bro that's a commitment I'm like shit I get it I understand I want to yeah I really want to go into make I want to make a podcast like Jane is actually not a joke where I talk about like actual real shit where I'm like I actually vent about like

just things that I see like problematic things or like things that I feel like close to the heart I would love to do that because I feel like that would help me empty my emotional bag so often. But the same time, the exact same time, if I hear it back, I'm like, I'm such a bitch. The fuck am I doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm talking about this important shit.

My important shit. Yeah, my actual advice is to not, my actual advice is to not do that ever, actually. Or never hear it back. Talk to real people. Like, I don't know, man. Dude, I see. I think, because I think for real, all jokes aside, me and darn. spoke about this before a few days ago before but I think that these conversations are really

necessary to be had they like really really really really had like really really badly to almost like a dangerous degree but no one does it because it's not gonna make people money it's also yeah it's also it's any money that's gay that's gay bro but you like those things absolutely need to be spoken about because they're just going to be ignored still and It's going to still be visible. It's like there being a huge gash in your car. And instead of just like acknowledging it and get it fixed, you leave it until it starts to erode your car.

And I feel like that's a huge thing that I was like, I feel like I could do that. But then I'd be like, this is stupid. Like I would do it. I'd have like an hour out of talking about like really serious things. And so I'm going to come with this guy's fucking gay. I'd be like, fuck this. I'm done.

I'll never do this again. There's a stupid shit. You know, like, clash of it. All you have to do is experiment, try it if you're not feeling it then you can just discard dude i did a real quick i just want to say so because i thought this was this it's impossible which is it's a coincidence philip de franco he dropped a new line of clothing whatever you always drops new

clothes and he had a logo it said like you know i said his name on it or whatever and it had this like heart that had this like weird almost looked like stitching or something in it and it was bizarre because a few years ago i was going to do a 30 minute podcast called the Lonely Hearts Club. And it was just going to be curving a little bit of the, trying to combat the Manosphere a little bit because I noticed people, I would unsolicited. Some people would just message me and ask about like, oh, they would see my now wife or whatever.

And they say, hey, how did you do this? How did you? And I'm like, what the, come on. Like, I'm actually genuinely like, hey, come on. Like, oh, these motherfuckers actually need some advice. Didn't work out. But I thought it was so fucking strange. I saw this logo recently of his.

and I'm like, that is, the font and the heart, it's like literally the same thing. And I was like, that is such a, it's just a crazy coincidence because there's no way he could have seen this. There's absolutely no way he could have seen it. He's like, I was so fucking bizarre. To the point where I was like, oh, can I start some fake beef?

Can I imagine these fucking, do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Just fake as me. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm going to do it. Hello, hello.

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Like, because that, I don't know That's an area where it's like, I don't know What the fuck is going on over there I think it's a better idea I think right now more than ever I think it's a great idea It was more of Oh, it was just, it was with myself at first

And then I thought like I need more people I need more people involved There needs to be more of a camaraderie feel Like there And then it just fell apart But I think now because fuck You saw that video of those kids talking to Sneco.

Like that shit. Dude, yeah. It's crazy. I'm like, that's what we have now. That's what we have now. Because like they have those role models. Like this,

they have the sneakos. Like that's who they look up to, which is fucking terrifying. Yeah. Like those are the new rock stars now for kids, right? For some of them. It's gnarly.

So I think there's a lot of value into some kind of combating the manosphere, as you say. Like there's got to be an outlet or there should be an outlet. And that's tricky. Because how do you, how do you not make it cringe? You know, like, exactly, it's difficult to make it not cringe, and it's also difficult because you're, you're stepping into a sphere where people are just going to immediately assume things based on, just purely based on the fact that you're in that sphere.

I feel like that's what happened to you and me, Derek, sincerely. Like when we were making our political, like, jokes and we were just, like, making fun of stuff, and then there were other people who were, like, in that sphere who were, like, doing, like, crazy, like, far right shit. And it's like, no, like, no, this is, this is still. funny. Like, we can still laugh at this. But they kind of ruined it. Yeah, it's like a poisoning of the well type situation. And then like, it's, it sucks. Dude, I've met people at like, at VidCon or like, or,

this is early on specifically like 2017, 2018, where they're like, man, you're not anything like, uh, like I've heard about or whatever. And I'm like, well, what have you heard? What, like, what are you hearing? Hey, Chris, let's tell Jack, let's tell Jack what happened with, uh, there was a podcast, a few years back that I guess they were starting a new podcast and they wanted to use the name Snark Tank. They realized it was already taken by us. So they looked at maybe the Wikipedia of the people that were running it. So they looked into Chris Raygun and stuff. And I don't know if it

says what it says now on your page or whatever, but something was categorizing him as like a white nationalist or something. Jesus Christ. So these people thought like, oh. Yeah, yeah. That's me. So they were saying something like, oh, like this, yeah, we want to call our podcast Snark Tank, but it's already like taken by some white supremacists or some shit. It was like, yeah. And the funniest thing about it, the funniest, the funniest, the funny. Dude, that, that, that's what was so funny. It's like, you go to, you look at that podcast and it's the whitest will art you've ever

seen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean. My, my favorite thing about it was like, you, you looked at that podcast. It was, it was the whitest, it was the widest podcast ever. It was just these two white guys. Uh-huh. No, it was a guy and a girl.

It was a white guy and a white girl. Uh-huh. And then here's us. Yeah. It's like, what? The spinning image of racism and white propaganda. And look, man, I'm not saying that you can't be, like, there are obviously, of course you can.

There are Asian white supremacists. Some guy in Texas recently did some shit. He had S tattooed on him and a swastika. He was Hispanic. It's not to say that that can't happen, but it's also like, dude, like, what are you fucking watching? Yeah. Where?

Look, man. What are you talking about? It's lazy. Look, I ran into this a few times. But dude, that's what will happen in that sphere. If you were like, hey, man, I got to, like, the manosphere needs, like, people there who, like, aren't fucking crazy who are just there to genuinely give advice to people. You're just going to hold the spot. You're just going to be hard. Oh, they're fucking, it's Sneako 2 or whatever, you know?

It doesn't matter. They won't do any. You're right. You're right. Like, I, I want to, I want to, I want, there's two things I want to say. Okay, some of the people I've done interviews with, if people are being lazy and they don't watch my content, they just see me. I understand why they can even think. I was like, oh, here's a conservative guy.

I would always say, well, look at me. Look at the holes in my fucking ears. Like, is there anything about me that even says conservatism at all? Like, I don't, that's not what I do. I just, I don't, like, that's, I'm not a conservative person. But I would give people the benefit of doubt and be like, okay, maybe if you, if you watch my content, you understand who I am. If you don't watch my content, I've done, like, say, for example, six or something years ago, Stephen Crowder wanted to talk to me. He's like, I want to pick your brain.

So, but, so anyone just looking at me. and a fucking in talking to him I understand why they would immediately think that because they're not watching that content at all. You know, because I think he's a giant people. I didn't really know him back then. I thought he was just some fucking comedian guy. And not a

I just like, that's what he did. Not saying he's funny. But it was, and then he's like, no, he's a massive piece of shit. I'm like, yeah, of course I I wouldn't fucking interview with him now. I know who he is now. But he was on Arthur. Yeah, yeah, he was a voice actor. Yeah, he was so funny. He was so funny. He was brain on

Arthur. That's so funny. He was brain on Arthur? But yeah, okay, I recently So this happened to me recently, and I'll say this, and let's move on, I did a and I did a video about the last of us, the HBO show, there was the third episode, which was a fucking fantastic episode because it had to, yeah, it was those two, like Mike and Frank or whatever, those two gay

dudes, it was their art. That episode, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, as funny, I made a thumbnail. I made a thumbnail that was totally inflammatory where I'm looking at like I'm doing poggers and then it says the gay of us and fucking

and fucking this guy that I really respect, Dark Matter 2525 I really respect this guy. He fucking took a screenshot of a bunch of like chuddy type people that were shitting on that episode and I was lup did it and I was like fuck

I didn't get it because he didn't see my video and I was like all right I got to like this I got to get out of here. I got a kid out of here. That was a good thumbnail, though. Because I remember reading it is like, because the gay of us isn't even remotely clever. That's exactly why.

That's so fucking funny. I think the last to gay is better. I think the last to gay is almost better than the gay of us. I mean, not really. And that still sucks. The simplicity of the gay is. The thing about, the thing about this is the exact philosophy that goes into those stupid songs that we do.

Like, like, because I was at a party. I was at a mutual friend of all of ours, Mix House recently, and he had some friends over, and he was talking to, he brought up Gadeoactive to them, and he was like,

yeah, let me put it on. I was like, please don't put that on here. Like, please don't do that. And it, like,

I had to go into the other room. I was like, I'm not, I can't be in this room. It's too strong, 100%. 100%. I just don't like being in a room

where people are watching my stuff. It's weird. No, that also sucks. Yeah, yeah, totally. But,

but like, they're cracking the fuck up at the dumbest shit. It's like specifically, specifically, I remember when, when you, when Derek says all systems gay, everyone, everyone erupted. I was like, this is so dumb. It's so stupid. It's so fucking stupid. Every single time I go to like one of my friends' houses and they find out I've made gay parodies. They're like, put a...

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And literally, I've never. never seen people laugh so hard immediately at a video. It's so fucking stupid. No, they're joyous videos. 100%. I hope you know how wonderful. I'm excited. I'm excited. So, okay, I know before we went live, they were already talking to you.

I caught the very end of it. Yeah. But I still, so I think, so we got to do the one that was discussed. But also, I do, I want you to be on something traditionally. So I think behind the scenes, I'm going to throw spitball some ideas I was thinking recently because a lot of people have been saying, I don't know, I'm feeling it in the air. Metallica's, what's their most popular song? Like Sandman, probably. Or Master of Puppets?

No, no, no. That's like it's on the black album. Oh, my God, it's the. Oh, I don't know. The one about fucking Sandman. Inter Sandman, Inter Sandman. Yeah. Inter Sandman, sorry.

The one about Sandman. Yeah, the one about Sandman. Yeah, that fucking asshole. Like the one, yeah, from Spider-Man. And so, yeah, that, there's something about that one that's been, I've been getting signs. And I'm gonna, you know, I'll, I'll, I'll see if that's, that's something you want to do. Or if there's something that you've just been thinking about. Because I'm sure everybody does this.

Everybody at a certain extent, because I've been, I've been doing this shit with my friend since I was literally 12 years old. Yeah, everybody, everybody has, everybody has song parodies in their head that they don't, Right. You know what I mean? Because it's just like it's so easy. And it's immediately like in the moment that it happens. Right. But like we would,

we would love to. Yeah. If you have an idea. Jack has already said he wants to do it. Right. Easiest yes ever. Of course. Yeah.

So I fucking love that so much. Like that like it's just, it's different because we should make a bunch of them than make an EP. You should make a bunch of them like a ton of them to make an EP. That'd be crazy. You laugh. I think it would fucking go. bonkers.

It's like, I have an EP, and I like, for real, like I look back at I'm like, yo, I have an album out. I tell my kids

years later, I have an album out. Dude, that would, honestly, that sounds like so much fun. Can I be honest? I would love, I would absolutely do it.

You guys are 100% right. This would be fantastic, but there's a part of me that has been kind of just, if we do this, it's almost like, well, here's my legacy.

I just know there's nothing. Because the problem is, and this is actually my problem right now, it's a funny problem, but that off-the-cuff rock parody where you wrapped, face-off, whatever. So I did that one, and I threw it up there, and it fucking, it is by far no contest, the most viral, most viewed thing I've ever done. You remember that song, the, what's the name? It was face-off when the rock was rapping. He was like, uh, it's about, what do you say? It's about drive. It's about power.

Yeah. So I did that and then that show went so fucking, I was like, oh, I don't know if I can do anything this. I don't think anything I ever do will ever be anywhere close to anything that I do. And if we do an EP, if we actually throw some shit and we put some effort into this, I'm like, well, I'm, yeah, I'm 100% that guy. Dude, as long as it's funny and people like it, I don't really get. Like, the thing is, I, now I'm, I'm, I'm keenly aware now that I just can't control what the, biggest thing I do is now. That's true. 100%.

Like that I, months ago, I made this fake AI screenshot of like a grandmother severed in half encased in like resin. Yes. And I tweeted and I said this family

this family preserved their grandmother and put her in a coffee table. I didn't realize you made that. I made that and it's, it is easily by far the most viral thing I think I was like

I think like 200 million like views that I've tallied between all the different places that I found it and I'm like and it's just a picture so it's like whatever I wasn't going to make money on it anyway but it's like damn that is actually for real like by far and away my biggest

contribution to the internet is this is this fake deceased grandmother in a in a fucking resin cube shit I had no idea you made that I'm like kind of my mind's a little blown I mean it's Check this out.

You know what I really like about this gay cover thing? Like you being on board, what it does, at least in my opinion, it feels like it legitimizes it. What? So it'll hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. I feel like so. What are you talking about? Hear me out. So, Jack, you feature on one of these.

All of a sudden, it's one of those things where maybe, now maybe someone who is more has a reputation that they more maybe wouldn't want to do But they're like, oh, fucking, you know, Jack's films did it. You know, like, I think I can fucking get, like, I want to get, I want to get somebody. You know, I got to get sile. You know, no business doing this shit. Like, no business doing this shit to get on this. Derek, the idea that we found to anybody else wanting to do this at all is astounded. Like, I was astounded.

Like, when Jack was like, oh, yeah, totally, I was like, what? I mean, they fucking, they cracked me the fuck up. The Wow, Wow West one is another one where I have to pause because I'm like, God, fucking damn it. I had so much fun with that shit. I had so much fun. one is I've been selling my load working easy Oh the fucking uh what's his name

That one yeah That one is literally good Like for real like lyric wise Like What's a great ending too Oh yeah This guy is really He's really

Put his time in bro I'm really partial to get it Only because like that was like the main one that I was on But also because I genuinely think We went harder than they did There is like I genuinely think Our version is heavier than there It's like more

It's like more of a rock song, I think sincerely, which is crazy There's some good, I will say by far That is the best effort Well, that's not true, that's not true. I forgot I did that That disturbed one. Yes, that one, you went fucking horrible.

I went to the point where I actually got, I got clout from the singer from David Drayman, the singer of Deserve. You actually, that was fucking cool. That's so funny. That's crazy. That's about it more than fucking me, dude. That, well, okay, fair enough,

but he wouldn't do it though. I don't think he would, I don't think he would be like, hey, can I do one of those? You can let me do one of those? You'd be surprised. You'd do a match. You're going to, message him? Oh, my God. Ask him, hey, you're going to let me get on one.

He's like, yeah, I'm down on those. All right. Let's round. Oh, yeah, let's, yeah, let's get this. Let's get out of you. Yeah, man, there's a couple we can, well, I want to bring this up. Not necessarily because I have an answer, but I just love the idea of this. The quartermaster row.

He says, Ola, Tank Boys and John Movies. This one's for all of y'all. If YouTube is still around when you all die, what video could be any one of yours or not? Would you have a QR code of on your grave to represent your life? I don't have an answer for this, but the idea of a QR code on a tombstone is amazing to me. I like that a lot, actually.

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It's like Pokemon Gobo and dead people's freaking casket. I like that a lot, dude. That is cool. I would actually have a reason to go to cemeteries now. I want to see what's on. people's fucking graves. Right. Like, you just do that.

Like, oh, shit. Dude, I caught a... This is Chris Reagan. I caught a... I caught a...

I caught a... William Harrington the third. So stupid. Pokemon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go to... Can you imagine?

The premise of that is amazing because think about how frustratingly crowded... Oh, my God. It was like... Teenagers. There's been like... Like some people are trying to pay respect.

They're burying their husband or whatever. There's like a bunch of people crying and like teenagers going like, oh my God. I got a shiny. I got a shiny. Yeah, I really do like that QR idea. That is something that I will. I didn't even want to be buried in a, I wanted to be like, you know, fired off into the sun or something and not buried. But now I kind of, I'm thinking I'm going to reconsider with this idea.

I, yeah, I don't want my corporeal body to be here in any. shape or form after I'm like there's something weird I don't like the idea of it just sitting in a box like six feet under a once I'm dead I don't know I don't know I understand that idea right I agree with that but to me it's like it's this weird like middle step either you're going

either when I die you throw my body in a dumpster and that's fine by me or you get rid of it entirely I don't like this middle ground where like oh we're going to keep it and kind of treat it kind of respect we're going to put a little suit on it and then we're going to put it like underground and we're going to have people cry over you one day. And it's like,

ah, you have such, you have no say. We have no say. We're gone. That's true. Yeah. You have no say.

It's so weird. It's like, it's morbid, but you have to write it down. You got to make a will right now. They can bring me to one of those like British places where they practice their knife wielding abilities. You just stab me a bunch of times and then sew me back up. Like,

I don't give a damn what you do with me after I die. I'm like, whatever, man. Yeah. I legitimately said I would prefer it. And I mean this. I don't think anybody would take it on. Well,

that, And my loved one would, it's got, I want to be taxidermy, I don't want to be stuffed, and just put in a closet. I just want to be preserved in a closet. Like, you just, and I'm just there. Someone opens a closet. That's apparently, that is apparently, I mean, I'm Puerto Rican. I've never seen this before, but apparently that's a Puerto Rican, like, tradition, like, funeral-wise, where, like, they, they have the body, like, standing up in, like, a party venue or something, and you just kind of walk around it. I have never seen this.

That is lunacy to me. I've heard of it. I've heard of it. I've never seen neither. I've heard that. I don't really want that. Okay, what's your video? What's your video guys? My video, my video is, it's a, there's a YouTube video. It's really cool, actually, of, um, uh, it's called natural birth in a creek. And it's this woman, the fully nude woman just, um, giving birth, um, uh, over, uh, at a creek. Um, it's great. It's uncensored. You can, it's all on YouTube or it was like 10 years ago. That would be, and that's my little jump scare like that, if you want to, like, scan my fucking QR code on my, on my, um, grave, you should get jump scared by a fully nude woman giving violent birth in nature.

And that's good. Uncensored. I love YouTube, right? I love that. I love that shit. It's on YouTube. It looks like a live league video. It's on YouTube. Because it's educational, I guess. It's education. Naked yoga, bro. Yeah. I see that too. It's so insane. There's so many views.

Oh, the horse falling off the bridge is a great one. That's a good one. The two second. a two second clip. Hold, can you find it and put it in the input in the chat?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you find it? So there's a, so there's a bottom, so in this, in this program that we're using, there's like a little, little bubble at the bottom right

where you can open up a chat. Yes. He's going to send this. This thing is so, I'm really curious to your reaction to this because I don't know what the fuck to make of this. This is the most confusing.

I don't know what the story is. Right. The lore is here. But I'm enamored with this thing. It's the best video I found on YouTube ever actually Yeah Did you have you said that yet?

I got it It's a short I thought you would have saved it by now I thought you would have had that thing like on lock I haven't saved you Yeah yeah It's on my phone not on my computer Oh my God you're crazy

Anyway I guess I guess I guess we're just not gonna Is that it? I got it yeah Yeah like Like what is going on Oh it's like My internet is getting

It's so shitty Come on it's like three seconds. Maybe. See who watches the video brings me such joy. Damn it. I can't even see it. Oh,

no. No. Say, uh, pretend like you saw it and we'll edit it over. Okay, we'll put the video. It's like, it's like, whoa!

No. Oh, the horse. Oh, the horse. You know what you should do? You should play the video behind Jack on a green screen. Yes. There you go. There you go.

It's literally going to. cycle for like it's gonna be it's gonna be so many it's because it's literally two it's like 1.5 seconds of a video. Yeah it's gonna repeat constantly it's gonna fucking cycle so many times. Well I'll do that I'll be great. You'd have to like screen record it for an hour

and then just like you know what I mean? That would be the easiest that would be the easiest you're right you're right you're right. Anyway we're we're coming up on our time and I think put your dick in your pants. Oh my God. that video.

That video. Would that be the video for you? That's, yeah, 100%. There's a Sikh dude in like London or in Britainland. And he just, his dick is just pulled out. Out of his zipper, right? So we're just playing with his dick.

And then this dude walks up to him and just slaps him so hard that it just echoes. It's like it just sounds like, go ahead. Go ahead. You take it over. Take it over. What happened? What happened? It's so funny is that he slaps the guy and the guy.

It looks like he's gained his sentence back to him. And he's like, oh, what's going on? He's trying to gather that the guy kick you. him kicks him over he turns around. I almost believe that he genuinely didn't know what he was doing. He probably didn't. I don't think he did either. He's a little bit of a slip in the senility.

Anyway. So I put that in here. I don't know if that'll work for you at all. It's there if it'll work for you or not. The part with the dick is cut out right before, but then the slap and then him kicking him. It's a great fucking video. Oh,

oh, something's loading. Put your dick in your pants. It's crazy. Anyway, I don't know what my video. I don't know if I have a good answer, honestly. I feel like there's just so many video. It's a great question, too. It is a really, it is a genuinely good question.

I just, I was so enamored by the QR code idea on a tombstone that I didn't even really like think about it. Brilliant principle. It's a great idea. I think probably, I honestly probably Dracula Flow. I think Dracula Flow. I am so, I am so, specifically Dracula Flow 3. I am so in love with these videos. Have you seen these videos, Jack?

This is the Dracula Flows? I've seen clips of one where it's just like a guy like, quote unquote, spitting bars. It's not really like, There's no rhyme or reason, right? Like, it's not really a rhythm, but it's just kind of like saying shit. It's some old guy dressed as Dracula saying, like, man, I've, this shit ain't nothing to me, man. I was throwing diamonds at the strippers under the great pyramids. Just the most unhinged.

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