The Snark Tank - #180: Should The Boys Make A Gay Cover Album?

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

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I'm not going to be the one to say that. That's a for real serious, no joke, serious. I'm not going to be made. I'm not going to, I'm not going to, I'm not going to, I'm not going to be the one to say that. I think we made it to the end of the cancer research like years ago. I think, I think we finished that race a long time ago. He's been chilling on the fucking finish line like, yeah, maybe.

What if it's something really stupid like just eat an avocado every day? Or like, let somebody piss in an open wound of yours. Like, do you think we feel, do you think, do you think we would feel like really fucking stupid if we like if we put all this money into research and we found that it was just like oh like turns out like if you just have one full avocado every day you just don't it just does it like straight up doesn't it straight up not only cures cancer but prevents it and that's literally all you need to do i would still get cancer i probably would too honestly i don't like avocados at all i don't understand why people like them i really don't thank you i got to say this

as like a as specifically as like a spanishan specifically as like a porto rican i guess not Puerto Rican specifically, because avocado is not necessarily Puerto Rican. It's more like, I would say it's probably... They definitely grow them there, though. They do grow them there, and it is like a big thing. But I think it's probably more Mexican than anything else, right? It's more culturally Mexican, but it's also where in America. So everything that's Hispanic is more Mexican.

That's true. Yeah, yeah. But, but dude, like, I've always fucking hated. I cook with avocado oil sometimes because it like burns at, like, a lower, like, it's good to cook with. Healthy fat. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But, like, I don't, like, I do not understand the love for, the texture, taste, anything about it.

Like, everything about avocado just does not work for me. I don't understand the flavor. I thought maybe my tongue was broken. Dude, I, like, legitimately, when I have people's avocado dip or anything, some guacamole, I don't understand. I taste it. I do it all the time to be like, there's got to be, this is so not flavorful to me. It's very dull.

It's like, very. You know, it's like, it's like playing a game that everybody tells you was amazing, and then you're like, and you play it and you're like, no, I can't hate it. Like, there's got to, this has to be me, man. Like, this has to be me. Like, what am I not? What am I not getting? Yeah, that was me, that's stranding.

I just sitting there for like 35 hours being like, what am I missing? What am I missing? I would call Best Branding a universally beloved game, though. I don't know, but a lot of people that had good opinions about video games told me they loved it. And I'm just sitting there like, what? Where? Yeah, you got a tour. Hmm.

What part is it getting good? That's why I felt bad for my friend. My friend did that with Mass Effect, where I try to get my friend in the Mass Effect where I hyped it up to the fucking moon. But fair, to be fair, she's a big Assassin's Creed franchise. You know, I was thinking, well, like, surely you'll like this way better because there's way more to offer or something. And she just was like, I don't know.

I'm good. She was like, I think there was maybe two. much trekking, too much, you know, maybe there's two, I was like, yeah, too much. Too much treking in a game that isn't Assassin's Creed from a person who prefers Assassin's Creed? Assassin's Creed I was literally all just slowly walking behind somebody. It is slowly walking, but it's in very controlled areas. I think it's like the fact that if you want to, oh, if you want to get this special armor or like this secret, you want to do this secret mission for one of the characters, you know, get his family's armor. you got to first find the fucking planet

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Assassin's Creed back in the Assassin's Creed 2 is like, is so good. Like two in Brotherhood are awesome. Like that's like, Assassin's Creed two, specifically that, those two games, two in Brotherhood. It's like the Da Vinci Code and Banjo Cazui. Like they're just smashed into each other because it's just like this collectathon in ancient, in like fucking Italy. In Renaissance Italy. I don't, I remember that game fond of what it is because I don't, I remember. I played it recently and I really, well, I will say that the Desmond parts have always sucked. And that's like the worst part of it, really, always suck.

Bro. Yeah, that's. You know what I did? So I wanted to play. I'm considering playing Mirage just because I saw a few people's reviews because they're saying, oh, it's a callback. It's like 20 hours to beat it or something. It's a callback to the old shit.

I miss. I miss that. I do miss that. It's 20 hours to beat. It's a brand new too. I was like, I'll find it even for cheaper on like CD keys or something. And I'm like, okay, so I'm considering playing it. Now I wanted to do, I wanted to play a little bit of Val Halla just to be like, oh,

here's the last one where they're completely abandoning this thing. I want to feel this again. I started a new game. and I complete I forgot I keep forgetting about that animus shit like where there's

the real people I'm like actually the opening scene I'm actually kind of enthralled with it because it's really nice I'm like oh and then all of a sudden

there's like this glitching happening and I'm like I forget it completely takes me out of the fucking game like those parts are always terrible

and then it crashed because you connect or whatever it's a complete shit if you've ever used Ubisoft Connect it's the worst dog piece of shit

launcher ever it literally crashed as soon as I started playing I'm controlling the fucking guy in a crowd and I just uninstalled it and I'm like yeah yeah yeah but oh that's actually you know what I don't

okay I take I'm not going to play it anymore because it's just a dude Ubisoft Connect is so it's the worst launcher in history of launchers it's bad yeah it's crazy that's why that's why sincerely anytime I have a Ubisoft game that I want to play I never get it on PC

like I just I'm always just like you put it on console because it's like kind of bypasses the Ubisoft connect a little bit? I don't even understand. That is a good point. But I can't remember the last time. They made Splinter Cell, or they made Splinter Cell back in the day when they actually made stuff.

The Division, I think that's on. Is that them? They did make the division as well. Yeah. Which honestly, dude, I stand by, the Division 2 is fucking actually really good. Like, sincerely. I think it's one of those games that had I not already been like completely committed to Destiny at that point, I probably would have spent a lot more time on it.

I see. Because it's just Destiny 2. but like gears of war with like with like like some like splinter cell type like spinoch. What's going on in that game? What's what's happening?

Well it hits a little close to home now but it's it's about do you know the story of the division? At all? So it's like the division one anyway starts off with like this thing called the dollar flu which at like at some point in Christmas time I don't remember what year

but like this flu went around and it was like this huge global pandemic that fucked everything up. So it was like permanently, everything was like permanently Christmas, basically, because like it's, it's like this awesome, because it hit during Christmas and like all the direction, all the decorations stayed up and everybody got sick and died and all this like military shit happened and like martial law. And there were these dark zones that like people couldn't go. It's kind of cool. Like it's not really about the story for the division to me. It's like, it's more about like, oh, Gears of War with like Tom Clancy style backdrop.

It's genuinely pretty solid. especially it's like a team-based thing. I miss co-op. I miss co-op games, like a lot. Like, I don't know why that's like stopped being a thing in the same way. It's kind of crazy. They're just gone. Like, Lefford Dead was my shit, honestly.

And Gears War II Horde mode and fucking all these things that do. Like, yo, let's play together. And I play fighting games, man. So I never lost the co-op experience. At least playing games with your friend's experience like that. Well, no, but that's not co-op. That's specifically PBP. It's not co-op, but I still experience.

the idea of like, I still can sit down on the TV with my friend and play video games because I did that like last weekend with like Tree Fighter. Like we just sit down and we're still playing. It's not the same experience, but it's still similar enough for me to be like, I still play games with my friends. But you know what I mean?

Like the feeling of doing a destiny raid. You know what I mean? Like that's the kind of thing where it's like I miss this. I miss this shit. That's why I want them to remaster to put the original Gears trilogy back on like modern hardware because like dude I would be so all over that horde mode it's insane

I miss it so fucking much and it still plays it like didn't we play it like in the last like two years Kingston it paid him in the last apartment it is like if if that was a room full of like four people dude it

I mean I missed it that was a long time ago man split screen was a crazy long period of time ago it was like I remember playing like split screen man split screen's fun I want co-op in general I mean yeah the just co-op PVE is

super fun. It was one thing that I really enjoyed about Mass Effect 3's online. The multiplayer? Because it was one thing's like I'm gonna be real. I'm not the savviest fucking gamer when it comes to competing online doing PVP. The only time I really took it seriously was Modern Warfare 2

fucking 2009. And so past then I'm like all right, fuck getting killed every five seconds. So but like so when you're doing PVE it's just now you can actually stand a chance because there's ways around to defeat the fucking AI.

I can definitely feel myself getting worse at PVP as I get older. Like, it's definitely like, I'm definitely not as quick as I used to be. And so it's like, man, I want to play video games. I'm just smarter. That's it. I just utilize the tools I have in a game better now than I was younger. Before I had more Twitch reflexes. I was like, oh, that's what I mean.

But that's what I mean. It's like, oh, I'll trick you. I noticed that. Like, I'm playing, I was playing like Halo, what is it, ranked last night with Jalen. And we were doing okay, but I was like, damn, I used to, I used to really, like, clean this shit up. And it's just like, it's gone now. It's like, it's a lot more even. And so I'm like, man, I just want to, I wish there was a way for us to play this. And I think they are actually putting firefight in in the next, like, couple weeks. But like, I want, like a, I want a way to play this with my friends without necessarily, like, sweating all the time. You know what I mean? That's like, that's what I want. And I think it, I think Gears does that. I think the division does that pretty well. Destiny does that really great with like the strikes and all that stuff. I've taken such a break from destiny. It's crazy.

I haven't put that turn on that game one in weeks. Yeah, it's been a lot. Dude, there's so much out also. Yeah. Like, it's just like, there was, like, I'm playing cyberpunk right now. I'm playing Starfield still. And I just started Sea of Stars,

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It's, like, it's this old, like, pixel art 2D kind of JRP type thing. It plays like... But it's good. I love it. It reminds me of Legacy of Goku a lot. It plays very similar to... It looks like a legacy of Goku. It looks a lot like a Lego.

Yeah. It's more different... It's like... purple and orange, but it plays like Mario and the seven stars, whatever it's called. That's not a real thing. What's it called? What's it called? What is it called again?

Square Enix. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? There's a Square Enix Mario game. It exists. You're talking about the rabbits? No.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. There's no real. Squaredix game. There's absolutely not. What year we talk about? What year? Let me see. No balls.

No balls. Couldn't list the year. I'm looking it up. No balls. Couldn't list the year. No balls. Pussy. That's not real.

Square Enix never made a Mario game. That's not... Yeah, Super Mario RPG Legend of the Seven Stars. Mario Squaredx game. They made... Square Enix made that? I was going to say... I was going to say you must be a friend of...

Nintendo Square Nix. And that's why I would say, why are you... Really? Nobody calls it that. That's why I'm like, are you... Everybody calls it Super Mario RPG. So, like, why are you saying the subtitle? that nobody calls it that though

that's wild so that's why I was like is he referring to that I'm not sure what's so funny about that is he was thinking in his head like what's the name of the Super Mario RPG

it was not coming to because everybody calls RPG obviously yeah that's what it is and you guys are right I try to ask you when did it come out because I would be like oh you're referring to this you must be referring to this

the reason why that game stuck out to me because I remember playing it when I was little it was fun it was very fun it was timing based too I thought that was really cool about the game. And then I grew up and I was like, oh, that's Mario and Square Nix. That's insane. Wait, did they made it?

That's one that I, uh, that was one that I skipped because I don't know why I didn't skip it. I don't know why I skipped it. I think I saw a little bit. I was at my neighbor's house and they were playing it. And I saw the wrong thing. Same thing happened with Marowen when my brother was playing Marowin. I saw the wrong part being played. And I was like, that's stupid.

I don't want to play that like that was kingdom hearts that's king of hearts for me when I saw the fucking He was like yo play kingdom hearts with me and I'm like okay and then it it was that is the world Mermaid that is the fucking little the fucking little mermaid part actually the worst part of the game like for real like Do I love how that can happen he just so excited I played kingdom hearts like this shit ain't for me I'm so upset I know about I'm so I'm so upset that game ever got to me like I I hate kingdom hearts so like I've never played a more let down of a game The kingdom hearts three like that game is though that is though that is that is that is that is that is that is a waste of money and time. That's so funny. It is such a

waste of a game, dude. You know what got me? Because I didn't, I don't care about Disney in that way. Like, I like Disney as a, like, casual, like, yeah, I grew up with Disney stuff. I'm not really into, like, anime in that way where, like, how Sora looks and everything. It always looks stupid to me. I thought, like, you know, a lot of Final Fantasy

Square, it looks stupid as fuck to me. But I still played it. Uh, it was the theme song, that dearly beloved theme song that fucking pulled me in. I was just like, nobody. Nobody. Nobody even puts this much. People argue, I heard Chris argue this before. And I was because I said, oh, here's some great music in it.

And you said, I don't know how you said. I'm like, dude, it's some really good music. Like orchestral, really, really good music. It's good. Unfortunately. Unfortunately, it's a classic team of arts. Unfortunately. Yeah, I beat the first one.

I was like, that was, that was a experience. Like, I just didn't. It didn't, because, like, I feel, you know, the people who really like those, fucking characters like like say Donald and well besides that besides that yeah it's like really young kids

like really really young and and then and then like adults that appreciate like gin X that appreciated like Mickey and Goofy and Donald and stuff like I didn't really give a fuck about them on that level where I'm like oh I want to play a game with them I want to hang out with these fucking guys oh hey look it's genie I get to see him for two seconds

so let's fight Aladdin I'm like that's kind of cool I guess. It didn't, I feel like I would have been better if it was, I grew up with Power Rangers like say more

in depth. That was more of my lane. So if they made something like that it maybe I would have been more engaged. Did you ever play the Power Rangers game for Super Nintendo?

Power Rangers meets Ice Road truckers. Let's fucking go. There's an egg and has to deliver shit. Yeah. Yeah. Go,

uh, there's a lot of sleet on this thing. Just, uh, go shovel some of this shit away. It's just a power engine. It goes he like jumps out of it. What's name of it is Saba? No, Saba's the white dagger.

No, I think it's the Saba, the, the, the sword. Yeah, the sword with that fucking tiger on it. What's the dragon one called? It's the dragon flute? The dragon dagger? Yeah, I don't think it has a name, so, but it's just like that dragon dagger. Call it dragons on do do do do do. He makes a dragon come out the floor.

Yeah, it just breaks the eyes. Just fucking just ruins the entire road, though. It's un-drivingable now. It's like, you know, we can't live. People can't, we can't get food. what I live in these towns now. The commerce is seen somebody to shut down. What have you done, Tommy?

Did you guys ever see the Mighty Morphaner's movie? I've seen all of them. I've seen all of them. I don't remember any of them. I watched them so passively. I literally, those were. Ivan Oos? 95, I think.

Yeah, with Ivan Oos. Of course. When it became the ninja, we got the Ninja Powers. Power Rangers to me was just a big toy commercial. I didn't give a shit what was happening. I mean, I just kept seeing, I kept seeing, no, but I mean, even even in the way that I would absorb. orbit. I was like, I, as a child, I understood nothing of value is happening here. I just,

it's, it looks cool. And if I see a little gadget that I want, I'm going to beg my parents for it and maybe I'll get one of them. That's all, I mean, that I fully embrace it as a, as a, as a, as commercial, just, um, paraphernalia or whatever you want to call it. Because that's, it was, it was, that's all I cared about was that, oh, I can't wait for this to be a toy whenever I saw like a new Zor. or when they had something that was a little bit different. I couldn't wait. I didn't want to be a Power Ranger myself because, like, they always, I always feel like there was a disconnect

or the way that they wrote shit. They're like, oh, man, these kids, they, like, there was a part where they had an actual little boy replaced Billy, the Blue Ranger. And there was this little kid named Justin who would grow into a full-sized adult when he mourned. He didn't replace Billy. He replaced.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed sponsored jobs. He replaced Billy. He was like Shazam? He was he was he was he was after zio Billy was already gone by zio no there was it was it was um there wasn't another blue ranger

um until 100% was so there was a second movie that came out in 97 i remember that's when that's when he got introduced but it was was billy there was billy because in zio was blue ranger yeah but billy wasn't um look we don't need argue about this stupid right because i can i don't know i have have really you're striking Tommy broke his back or whatever but he didn't he didn't become

this kid didn't become the green ranger he was the fucking Blue Ranger I know he was the Blue Ranger but I think he rep I don't know who he replaced someone got hurt and he took their morpher Can I ask you guys something? Did you ever have this toy I'm gonna send it I'm gonna send it in the chat it's called the Power Rangers

Lost Galaxy Morpher So I didn't I didn't have any Lost Galaxy um any Lost Galaxy toys I don't know how I came across this thing but I had this thing And I don't even remember what the fuck it did I will say Lost Galaxy If you want to talk about Lost Galaxy

I will say it has probably One of the best Theme songs Besides the original of course But like it was just That original theme song for Power Rangers Is fucking top tier material It's amazing

It's a great It's great It's unreasonably good actually I know I know like way too much about Power Rangers Lost Galaxy You always fire Power Rangers

Galaxy Dude I'm oh my God Now, you know what was the best one? The best, I think if I would argue with any Power Rangers fan, like any of those hardcore freaks that, you know, go to the cons all the time, I would argue. And you guys, I know you guys haven't seen this because this came out when I was a fucking, I was a senior in high school. I might have seen it, Derek. So check this out. So 2006, I didn't have first period so I can go to school late.

I would watch, I forgot what I would watch first, but it would at 830, Power Rangers SPD would fucking come on. So Space Patrol Delta. The wolf headed dude. With that fucking anubis or they call them Doggy for short, doggy cruiser. The jackal headed dude, of course, I watched it. I was like, when I saw this, I was like, oh, this is fucking retarded, right? But then I started watching it. It was a good show.

And I was like, I was like, this is actually okay sci-fi. I was like, this is actually not bad, dude. I couldn't believe I'm like, I'm actually watching this and I started getting, because it became kind of, it was way less campy. And there was actually a purpose. It wasn't just like, oh, there's some. fucking asshole, some fat asshole in a tube that just gave their powers and this dinosaur shit. It was like, oh,

these guys are actually Rangers. They're Space Patrol Delta and there's actually Alpha and Beta. There's different leagues and they do different things. They either travel interstellar or they do. So there was like an actual order to things. And then they had the Delta team. But

they weren't even the best and stuff. And there was ranks and stuff. And one guy was trying to live up to his father. I was like, this is actually fleshed out. And a black man was a red ranger. too. I made me happy. A con artist. A con artist. They made the con artist a leader of the team. And then the Blue Ranger, who was actually

the guy that was supposed to be a leader was all pissed off because an N-word was the leader. Essentially that was the like the undertone in a fucking kids show. They made this monkey a leader when it should have been me. It's the thief and monkey. 2006 was way too. Like I was not watching.

I wasn't either. But then, but then I got curious. I got curious. I was, what the hell? How hell are they making now? Way too late into my life. And then because of that, I started checking out other ones I missed. I started watching. I watched a Dino Thunder, which had a.

The other one was lit because his name. He disappeared. Yeah, Jason David Frank. He was a, he was the black ranger. He came back and I was like, what the fuck? I was like, what is? I've missed so many years because they never stopped. They're still going.

They're literally still going. That's crazy, man. It's still happening. Because it sells so many toys. Because every kid sees someone doing martial arts and with a suit on. They're like, I want that. Still, they still want it. They still have their toys of things like that.

Yeah. I just want them to stop doing those like dumb noises when they're going, ayah! Like, even as a kid, it was a little... That's part of it. It's part of the time, bro. When I was a kid, even I was like, this is much. The only one that I liked was Tommy.

Tommy was the only guy, because what do you would say? He would go, he'd go, he'd go, it's it. Yeah, it's a, yeah. He would do that every move he would do. Almost like he would prime out of, he would like, he would like load a response into the chamber. It was so, it was so specific. May he rest in peace on the, for a good friend. Dude, yeah, he fucking killed himself.

One of our friends was very good friends with him. What? What? He was unfortunate. One of our friends, you know, Joe. Didn't he like, he, yeah, he got, he thought he was going to end the conflict. In the middle of this is so disrespectful. Oh, my God.

I'm not going to, I'm not going to make fun of this. I met him and he was actually really, really, really dope. JDF was a goat. He said, I just met him, but he seems nice. But also, come on, bro. You can't, come on. I don't want to be rude, but I think, I, because apparently he had an argument with his wife. And I'm like, damn, I'm not trying to turn into future right now and put on my misogyny hat.

But future, you know. He's had a tough life, man. Look, man. Yeah, well, he's definitely, he was battling. He was one of those people that, I mean, look, for someone who's clinically depressed, he battled for decades. That's something that, like, I know some people close to me that, or they're battling every day, and sometimes I see a poster,

I'm like, oh, shit, should I say something to try to, you know, kind of talk them off of the ledge, so to speak. And it's a battle. And, like, you know, one of my favorite singers from the Black Dye Murder. He fucking, you know, 40s in the 40s. He didn't make it. That sucks, man. It's crazy how much of an actual killer depression is and how they never have, like, I don't know, you never, you never see, like, the Power Rangers fighting a depression.

You know what I mean? Like, I feel like it would be probably pretty good. The most insane motherfucker is in. No, I just, I just mean, like, generally. You know how reductive that is, Chris? I kind of like that, though. I kind of like it, dude. No, it's not.

That is like, oh, look, good job, guys. We have beat depressed. today. It's dead. It's dead now. We killed it. If you're still depressed, you're an idiot because we killed depression. Rangers, good job. You have eradicated depression from this world. You've eradicated depression, Power Rangers. Now anyone who is sad is sad just because they suck. They're just a bitch boy. They're bitch-made. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna.

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Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. We killed depression. These niggins are crazy. I will say, listen, listen, that new Power Rangers movie, that live action one was not good at all, right? Never saw it. Oh, fuck.

That was. That was not good at all? Never thought. But I smiled really hard. At least one. at least once. And it was obviously for a fan service moment where they had Zordon or

was it Zordon the fucking alien, the weird guy? Like, ah, what's that's the name? Alpha. That's Alpha. Alpha, Alpha. I forgot his name. Alpha's like, he's like on the ground and they're in there like their planes or whatever and he's like, go, go, Power Rangers.

And then the original fucking song plays. And it's like, this is sick. This is awesome. And then it immediately fades away. It doesn't even end. They don't even let the song crescendo. And I'm like, ah. Do that? Everything about that movie was, it was, you ever see like the Covenant and all those,

there for a while there was all those movies coming out? Even Harry Potter were, it had that blue fucking, like, tent over it. Dude, I, that's the reason I couldn't stand Harry Potter after, like, Prisoner Vascoband. I was like, I can't see this fucking movie. I don't know what's going on. It's so dark, everything's blue. What happened to the color? There was an era of movies.

There was, I don't know if it was, like, the same guy. Because, you know how, like, Judd Apatow made all of those comedy movies in that era, and they all have the same fucking, like, structure. Yeah, yeah. I feel like something was happening around that time because the Power Rangers, that movie felt like those movies that were kind of these teenage movies where it's like the tin, it's all dark and gritty and shit.

I'm like, what the fuck is this for, for power? I'm like, okay, if you want to take the Power Rangers seriously, okay, but everything else about it was just terrible. I mean, you got a fucking, you got a fucking Hispanic chick with an Asian name. Like, they didn't even want, like, okay, Treen, she's still Treeny. I'm like, why? Why? Like, it's just lazy and dumb. Sure. I mean, like, it could be, but it's also just lazy and palat-swapping.

That blue filter shit annoyed the hell out of me. Especially, I hated that movie. Why would you bring that movie? I'm not remembering. Because that's what it reminded me. I thought I forgot about it. God damn. That movie and the Pirates was basically the same fucking movie. Dude, really? It's just like troubled fucking teens. Those people were teenagers, I'm assuming, in the Covenant. They were teenagers.

Did you guys see the Predator movie where they were? they insinuate that autism is like the evolution of humanity or whatever? No. I feel like it might be though. Okay, okay, okay, hold on. It might be though. I understand that this sounds like something I would make up, but I'm not even remotely kidding.

This is actually the thesis of the fucking movie. I don't remember, was it pre- 2018 one, right? Yeah, I think so. The one that came out recently? I think I didn't see it. Predator 2018. Yeah, it's called The Predator.

Yeah. Oh, isn't there some autistic kid that's like Dude, I'm not even joking. The whole point of the movie is to show that he's the next stage in human evolution because he's autistic. I'm not even fucking kidding. It's coming back to me. I think I saw Red Letter Media do a review of it. I think I think you're right.

I think I remember that actually. That really good black actor from, what you call it, from that ridiculously sad show. I forgot what he's called. Tavante Rhodes? No, it's not his name. A sad show? I mean, you got to be, that's way too big. It's like an unbelievably sad show that comes on like.

like Hulu. I forgot what it's called. Oh, I don't watch a sad shit on Hulu. I think it's an exclusive show on Hulu. I don't watch it. I am. Look, I'll look up the predator. Michael B. Jordan. Jamie Fox. There's only Tramante Routes and Brian A. Prince are the only, and Michael Key and Michael Key, I guess.

Cole Weathers. Carl, Quarle Wethers. Dylan. You son of that beach. Sterling K. Brown. Sterling K. Brown. There you go. Okay. 50 cents.

in it too, I guess. Okay. That was like a flashbank to me reading that. But, all right, let's... Rangers. We need to eradicate autism because they're becoming... Autistic kids are becoming too powerful.

This is us. That's the name of the show. This is us. That show's fucking sad as shit, man. Yeah, I don't need that, really. That show needs... It's a beautiful television show. Rangers, the show... God damn.

too sad. I don't... Yeah. Kill the... Kill the actors of this is us because the show's making me sad. Go. Imagine needing fiction to feel sad.

Like, that's so crazy to me. Like, I've never, I've never understood the allure of sad shows. Rangers. I am sick and tired of not having a penis. It's like, I don't know, man. Like, why don't you just go on, why don't you, why don't you just go on Twitter and

look up Israel, Palestine? And then just get sad at that. Because that's sad, but that's also ridiculous, you know? Like, it's sad, but it's also like, how the fuck is it still going on? It's like when you're like seven and you're like, oh, man, I really enjoy this Dragon Ball Z fight between Goku and Freeza. And then you get in trouble for a week and you go there and they still have it, nothing's happening. And you're like, what the fuck is it still going on? Yeah, you're still powering up.

You still love the spirit bomb. You know what's crazy about that? It's like I have really fond memories of all of that. like just watching an entire episode of Dragon Ball's Ian, nothing happening, but just like cool dialogue and then just like ranting at each other. I love that shit sincerely. I know what it meant, man. Did you watch it on Tsunami?

I did watch it on Tsunami. So the Tunei format was so fucking awful because they would get to a certain point, and then they would start the whole fucking series over again just to introduce. Oh no, 100%. I would always be nervous as shit that I'm like, Are they going to finish this fight Or is this going to be a cliffhanger To the point where it's gonna start over and cycle

And then we have to wait another fucking month Or two or however long To finally continue this part Like I hated it I was always like I was always such I was so weird Because I was like every time that would happen And it would like reset I would be like

Yes I get to watch it again Oh no I was so excited to watch it again You know how many times I've seen Gohan and Sell start Fighting each other You know how many times I've seen that happen?

I'm not talking about Super Saint 2, Gohan. I'm talking about when Roku was like, hey, Gohan, your turn. And I was like, this is stupid. You know what's crazy? I finished that fight in Boudicay 2. Not Bukai 2. That's why I finished the fight. I was like, oh, I know, Gohan.

That is 100%. Dragon Balls-Dibu Kyi was the way that I got through the show probably. Like, is sincerely, it's why I guess I didn't mind. It's why I probably I didn't mind it as much. Also, like, whenever I would, I would, in retrospect, I clearly had ADHD. now I think about it because it's obvious now Because like whenever I would watch TV I would be doing something else

I would be like playing with my toys Or like doing some other bullshit So I'd always only ever really be paying half attention To like whatever I was watching So whenever it started up again Like if it like went through an entire loop I would it would start over again And I'd be like oh cool

And then I would like see shit that I didn't see the first time Then I'm like oh cool That happens that makes that makes more sense later on now, now that I've seen this happen. Because when this happened, the first time I watched it, I was, I don't know, fucking throwing silly putty at ants or something. Like, I don't even know what the fuck I was doing. But, yeah.

It's a different time. But I definitely did, like, get through that show because of Budakai. And I remember when I got through the Budakai 1, because Budakai 1 ended at the Cell Saga. And I remember being like, oh, no. I was so excited. I was so excited to fight boo. and like all those kids

and like fusions and all that shit really crazy a lot of people that argue about Dragon Ball Z nowadays I feel like they just watch the bridgeed they didn't watch Dragon Ball Z they probably watch Dragon Ball Z at least because people say shit about

Dragon Ball Z that don't make any fucking sense and I'm like did you watch the show like did you watch Dragon Ball like people are making arguments about like Goku and like in the Dragon Ball Vegeta blows up a planet the first time you see him. The first time you see

Vegeta, him in Napa blow up a planet. They make a detour. They do a detour. Yeah, and they did. They liberate the planet and then he blows it. And they blow it up. And people are making arguments about like, they can't do that. I'm like, bro, they did that the first time they were seen.

The first time, they get liberated, they get it. They get imprisoned. They break free by not really doing anything. And they blow it up. And they're like, all right, That is so crazy. No respect for like history or like

even just like even just like you'd think just just just for their sake just to be like even if you wanted to exterminate an entire planet you'd leave the planet in case there was like some I don't know like good materials on it or like some like secret they didn't care about any secret knowledge

that could have been anyway. They were just like yo we're here to blow shit up I mean based on how many planets freeza got already You know, like, what's, what's another planet, you know? I guess, I guess so at that point. That does make sense in retrospect, yeah. How many freezes, how many planets were under freeze's? Thousands, dude.

That's so crazy. Thousands of planets. He was ever the universe. It's so easy to forget, like, what his role was. Because you're only, yeah, but you only ever really see him in the context of him fighting off with, like, our protagonist, you know what I mean? You don't really see him. The shit beyond him by Goku so often.

That's why you don't forget that title that, dude. But you don't really see him like, I don't know, like in an... Yeah, like he's not like a... That's kind of sad. Like, I would kind of... I would love to see that. Like, a lot more, I guess. You know what's really crazy?

You know, it's really, really insane. For, for... It took them years, like, more... Almost two of my lifetimes to finally give characters, like, the character roles I think they really deserved. But, like, right now, like, in the Dragon Ball Mongo, which is still going on for some reason, you know, it's been it's been like

Japan man Japan they don't It's the Simpsons at this point They don't But dude Japan is like reverse British Where like Britain will have like They'll have like Yo let's make like one of the best shows ever

And end it three seasons in And then never go back to it And then it's just like Okay cool thanks What the fuck is this And then Japan is like We've had this show running since the 50s And it will it will not stop

Sorry So like in Dragon Ball Like currently in Super Now My favorite character to read his Vegeta is Vegeta. I think

Vegeta is super interesting now because he's like he's finally really gotten over the whole being an asshole thing and he's like

really introspective and I'm like dang you're kind of like wise and like deep now that's kind of fucking crazy

and then you look back at like Vegeta at the beginning and how much of a monstrous cunt he was yeah you know why he was though

oh yeah because he was scared he was scared he was a fucking he was full of he was full of a bunch of up ideology. He was raised

by demons. He was raised by demons that enslaved his entire race. It's actually kind of insane. Dude, what he did the Napa was crazy, bro. Goku paralyzed him. He was like, hey, Vegeta, he helped me up.

He blew him up. I mean, if push came to shove, I would do that to you. I mean, I guess. If I needed, I guess he didn't need to. He didn't need to at all. He could have just helped him. he could have just helped them

that's it and he spent the rest of the he spent the next 25 years of the series getting embarrassed constantly what if what if Vigita wanted to just fuck everybody else

like fuck everybody else like say you know Napa he got to do his thing first and he fucked everybody else up and then Goku showed up what if Vigita's like let me I just want to start off and he just kills everybody

and fucking Vigida shit Nobody's there. Like, everyone's dead. He's like, oh, fuck, that was too. That'd be insane. Yeah.

Virginia fought first. Like, small alterations like that in stories when he's changed something so radically. It's like, what if the stronger guy started fighting first, you know? And they hit through the stronger guy, then they fight the wicked guy. They're like, oh, shit, this dude is way stronger than you. You're the second guy, bro. You're pathetic, dude.

Like, what would happen? Like, would, should Goku, let's say, is he aware that everybody's dead? And so he, because he was still on Snake Way making his way back, right? Was that it? Yeah, yeah. And so for some reason, he had to run Snake Way. Which I've always thought like that was insane to me. I'm like, what do we do it here?

Can I ask you a question? I know we're on a bit of a Dragon Ball kick, but I have to ask this because I got some, I posted something that I think is a hot take. And it was, apparently. But I'm curious as to how what you guys, what your read on it is. because somebody was like, I can't remember it was like some Twitter guy he was like, what's a negative British comedy opinion

that'll get you, that'll, you know, it was like one of those things where it's like, you know, the fucking character from, uh, it's like Patrick up in chains. Yeah. With like the entire audience. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, right, right. And I said, watching Monty Python for the first time

after hearing about it for years is the most underwhelming experience of my life. And I've had people coming at me, dude. It is wild. Monty Python's old, man. You had a, actually other fact that's very old. Well, yeah, But there are so many sketches that just amount to...

There are so many sketches in Montefiathan that just amount to... Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of the podcast Smart Talks with IBM. I recently sat down with IBM's chairman and CEO, Arvin Krishna. And I asked him, how can companies use AI to its fullest potential to create smarter business? My one advice to that.

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Like there's, I like Life of Brian. I think Life of Brian has some really funny moments in it. And there's like certain sketches that I think are funny. But like, dude, not 80 to 85% of those sketches are fucking not good. Right. It has its moments. Like, but it's definitely not, I feel like a lot of people, and I would say in a similar way with Star Wars, people that grew up with Star Wars, I think there's that nostalgia. Watching it with their parents also.

Their parents laughing their asses off enjoying this, which makes you want to like it that much more or enjoy it that much more. or enjoy it that much more. I think a lot of people discount that because if you are like you, an adult watching it for your first time independently of any of that shit, how the fuck are you gonna, like, it's like even watching the original Star Wars,

like if you watch it for the first time as a 30 year old or something, you're gonna be like, well, if you've seen other, say, for example, like Battlestar Galactica, the reboots, my favorite fucking, that's my favorite shit, that's my shit. And if I were to watch that

and then watch Star Wars afterwards for the first time, I'd be like, well, this doesn't, the politics, the writing, the acting, everything, nothing comes even close to this shit, right? So, but I can appreciate it for what it was. I remember enjoying Star Wars quite a bit when I was done to the point where my friend got, I had the Millennium Falcon toy and I fucking loved it. And it just said, like, random.

I watched Star Wars for the first time. Go ahead. I think I watched Star Wars, like, the entire original trilogy for the first time in like, um, 2016 or 2017 or something like. Yeah, it's like crazy late. And I actually did. actually didn't hate, I actually liked, I actually liked a New Hope and, and Empire Strikes Back.

Like, I understood that they were old and it was like, okay, well, this is like, this is kind of lame and like, but like for the time, it's kind of like, you know what I mean? Super impressive for the time. Holy shit. But I did like, I actually like liked it. Like, I watched it and I was like, this is, that was actually like a pleasant experience. Return of the Jedi, I fucking hated. I could not stand anything about that movie.

I think Return was a, had a hell of a moment. Fucking those, those goddamn Furbies right around. Like, you walks were stupid as shit. I think Ewox were dumb as fuck, but I think other than Ewas was a movie. I don't think they delivered well on the promise of like what the middle movie did or what the middle movie set up. I thought it was all kind of like he throws the fucking emperor down an elevator shaft and he just kind of explodes. I like that fight though. I think I thought that whole sequence is a good fight.

It's a great fight. That's a fucking great fight. It's a good fight. But it's just done well. Fucking the music's good. Dude, the whole time Vader's goading him and he reads his mind. He's like, if I can't turn. and you,

hmm, you have a sister. And then Luke being like, that's it. And he was like, you're finally snapped. You fucking little nitt. You fucking son of him.

I mean, dad. You punk-ass black bitch. You must think I'm one of them suck a white boy. Luke Skywalker is just a turtle. And the only reason he fought Vader is because he's black.

You see those videos of like turtles that's salting the black. Why do they do that? it's because they don't like things in nature aren't like things in their natural surroundings aren't pitch black like that so they're like scared of it

so they attack destroyed they have no idea like what to make of it because if you show it something that's brown it like it doesn't do it either like it's just it's like pitch black it's like what the fuck is that is that a void is that like empty space and then they start panicking and speaking of like can we get a hold

of some Vanta black spray paint I don't know I'm sure we can And then spray it on the ground Like just a big fucking I would love to Someone to paint a room Vanta Black and someone wake up in it

And try to find their way through out of room Dude it'd be amazing Like a hall of mirrors Like Vantam Black And I was like I don't know where anything starts or ends All you know The space right around

It has nothing That's look Dude I was at the San Diego Zoo Yesterday Because I took my I took my parents out there. Well, I also went to this restaurant called Crazy Burger in San Diego that sold like ostrich burgers. I saw that.

You have an ostrich burger. They had other things. They had like alligator and stuff. But I was like, if I'm going to have alligator, I'm probably going to have it in Florida. I'm not really going to try it in San Diego if I ever was going to. But like the ostrich burger was weird because it didn't. I expected ostrich should taste like chicken for some reason. Oh, no.

Not chicken exactly, but like, you know what I mean? Like a bird. It does not taste like a bird at all. Right. It's so dark. It's such a dark, it tastes like beef almost. Almost. It's very different. But I was like, oh man, this is weird.

But I went to, we went to the San Diego Zoo. And I don't know if I've ever seen tortoises. Really? But, like, not in person anyway. I've seen videos or whatever, like documentaries. And I'm like, yeah, all right, they're big. I had no concept of how truly fucking huge those things are. So me and Derek were at one of our friends' houses.

I may have tortoises. They had two of them. Yeah You know, you know Zicky Zicky has them Yeah, I haven't been another I haven't been down here That's why

Yeah We were like They brought one in And I was like That is such a big turtle Like I've had turtles My whole life growing up And seeing how big tortoises are

And how like They're like Lumberingly small If that makes any sense Because how they move They're like Dude They are so big

Like The one The one I saw at the San Diego Zoo Was like I think the height of it was like maybe like four like it like it was taller than my mom what like the height like the height of the shell and my mom's short to be fair like she's like four nine or something she's like very small but like that's still really fucking big was it a glopical

turtle was it was it was a galapagos turdus i think it was yes it was like it was a galapagos it was like it was like a spanish but like dude i had no fucking like i understood that they were big but like somehow like understanding that and seeing it are like completely different that's fucking crazy animals are insane bro is you know what's crazy so many animals are from near the equator like the amount of different varieties of it's weird it's from the creak is like that's the perfect place for things to be like exist i guess it's really just polar bears and penguins that are really not from the equator really but it's like it's insane how many like kinds of fucking random things and like variations of like shit. That's why like our friend from Costa Rica,

I call her a jungle dweller because the shit she's talked about. She said a jaguar went in someone's roof one time in her town. And I'm like, where the fuck do you live? She said she would get her bread stolen by monkeys. And we had to, I remember we had to question like whether or not she was just being racist or whether or not this was like accurate, like a real, like, because you have to understand she has like, she has white.

She, look, look, she's got a very fair complexion, red hair and blue eyes. if she says monkey stole her bread you gotta you gotta you gotta double check you gotta double check um understandable but yeah dude like

I don't know but she was tell I remember when she first got here and she was telling us about like wow you guys don't even have like an open electrical outlet heating up your shower and it's like yep what what the fuck are you living in

yeah yeah yeah like the way she described it to me was like there was like a heater strapped around the faucet yeah of of the shower so that the water that would come come out would be hot and it wasn't like an actual like in like plumbing so it's fucking insane i'm like i don't know where the fuck you live bro you live in the pat you live in a galaxy

far far away but i hate i hate that people live like that still like just modernize you fucking idiot just modernize just get better get get get get good man just get good we do it Shit, bro. You still got to worry about animals coming to your house and eating you? Dude, fucking kill the animals. All right. We just,

we just ranted for 40, 50 minutes about nothing. So let's get into some questions. You're it. You're it. Barack Osama wrote in. Says hello, Glyzzie gobbler, throat, goat, and gawk, gawk god. Whoa.

I have been listening to the podcast since the pilot and joined the Patreon last month. So I'm a first time asker. Welcome aboard, Barack Osama. I feel like I've definitely. I've spoken to a brother with several times. Yeah, okay. I was about to say. My question is, did you ever try to emulate something you saw in a movie or a cartoon in real life as a kid?

When I was in kindergarten, I would always watch cartoons like Tom and Jerry and Pink Panther, and I would see, Pink Panther is a fucking fascinating poll. I don't think I've ever seen, I don't think I've ever seen a full episode of Pink Panther. I definitely have. And I would see the characters hide behind walls and stick their leg out to trip someone. Little of me wondered how, if that actually worked. So one day I decided to hide behind a wall and attempt it on the next. kid that came through.

Safe to say the kid's face had an up close and personal moment with the ground. Then I had an up close and personal moment with the corner of the room and detention. Did you guys ever have moments like that? Also, Sweney should stream Street Fighter 6 and run the set. Have a good October. I knew who that was. Of course, I knew who it was on was. All right.

So I definitely, definitely, definitely watched Wait so Much Power Rangers. Everything goes to full circle. And I definitely like spun, kick the kid and hit him. really hard. I kicked the kid. I kicked him because I didn't think he would hurt him that much. People get kicked all the time power. Yeah,

I know exactly. It's so funny. You say that? I had this exact experience. And then like I kicked him and then like I got in trouble and I was like, I was getting in trouble. And everybody was telling me what I did was wrong. And I was like, what? I thought we hit each other.

What do you mean? That's what happened to the show I watch? I, I, I did the exact same. I spin, kick the kid in the back once. And he fell. in such a weird way It was almost like You know those

You know those little bugs in Puerto Rico They're called roly-poly bucks I think But you know how like when you drop them And they like curl up Yeah It was like that But like it was like that but back But like

Like back And it was like oh my god Are you okay You killed him He was like why did you do that? I'm like I don't know I thought it was like fine I thought this was like

I don't know why I didn't I really had no idea Like I, because like, because me and my friends would like, we would, dude, we would rough house so much. Like, we would just like, we would basically like beat each other up. Yeah. Like essentially. Like, and it was just like, and because your kids, you don't feel anything really. Like it hurts, but like it hurts in the moment.

And then like 10 minutes later, it's fine. But it's like the opposite when you're an adult. Like things almost like don't hurt in the moment. And then like an hour later, it's like, oh man, I did some. serious damage to myself. And then the next day you're in bed all day because you're all fucked up. I love the idea of you're kicking a kid in his back

and he rolls into a reverse armadillo. I'm sure my mind is exaggerating because there's no way he could have done that without dying. But like it in my head, I remember it like that. Like he curled completely by his head in his ass basically. He was like, why did you do that?

They keep them again. They'd keep them two more times. Yeah. I tried to kick him back into like a normal place. Kick him in his stomach and he uncracks out and he's like, thanks. Thanks. I really need that. But yeah, I definitely did that.

I don't know. Kinks and told the story about the fireball. Yeah. In one of the early episodes of the podcast. Search that up. Search that up. Search that. It's a great animated version of that too.

Yeah. But I don't know. Like that's the only thing that I could, that's the only thing that I could think of was like just like, just not understanding what damage was. Yeah. Violence. Truly. As a child. Yeah.

Yeah. I was it so appealing, dude. You're right about that. You're right about the... It's so appealing. Because kids don't hit hard, so it doesn't hurt that much. And the one thing I learned about, like, say, adult hitting. It actually wasn't that bad either.

It was more frightening than it actually hurt. It was more of the impending, oh, fuck, like, is scary. This big fucking human thing is going to hit me or hit me with the belt or whatever. So, well, to be fair, the belt actually did fucking hurt. That shit was like, my mom had some work belt, and she would fucking tear my fucking skin up with that shit. And, yeah. But anyway, yeah, it's...

I can't wait to do that to my kid. I can't wait to have a kid and drop it in a blender when it misbehaves. Yeah, I just get... And mangle its leg. Yeah, get a human-sized blender. Get a child-sized blender.

You just play the whole thing. You just turn up. You know what you said? You said the F-word in math class, son. Sorry. I looks like I'm going to have to bend all of your joints the opposite way. Sorry.

Sorry. I told you not to say the F-words. I warned you. a lot. Every day I warned you, I was like, hey, don't say the F word. Don't do it. I didn't say I was going to do this, but I told you not to do it. You disobeyed me, so now we're doing this. Nice. See? Now you learn. Now you learn. Now you're going to turn you into a fucking, fucking, they're going to bend you into a swastika, and now you're not going to feel

so good. Now you're going to be Pope. Now you're going to be Pope. You're going to be pulp. It's really crazy how often people just beat the shit out of their kids. It's really fucking wild. It's crazy. I would say nowadays because it was so socially acceptable back in the day. And now it's like, oh, wait. You can actually, if you're, if you can actually reason with children, it's actually possible.

But no one has the patience that want it. They didn't care about doing it. It's not that it's crazy to think about the fact that we only, it's crazy to think about the fact. Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake M. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI,

coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology?

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. We only really cared about this stuff. Like caring about beating your children and caring about even just like stuff like pedophiles and stuff, that is a historically like mega recent thing. Sure. Isn't that, isn't that, like, so distressing?

Yeah, we're not that far removed at all from it. Like, it is so new the idea that, like, yeah,

you can't, you probably shouldn't fuck 14-year-olds. Or like, yeah, you probably shouldn't throw a child under a fucking

you-hall when you're angry at him. Like, these are relatively modern concepts. The idea of bowling and kid under a y' hall is hilarious.

It is. It is funny. But, but like, dude, it's so, I saw, I saw,

like, this, this story happens every week now it seems like where like some like some female teacher like some 13 year old like some 13 year old boy or whatever and like it's everybody's arguing on on on on the internet it's like some people are like oh nice or like yeah yeah but it happens that are the people that say that are some of the most this disgusting motherfucking people bro yeah like they've never they've never had uncomfortable those are virgins those are virgins

those are virgin who that have never had a sexual encounter in their lives or just don't Hold on. I want to be fair. I want to be fair. Because I don't know. We'll see it. You're rolling your eyes. So I want to be fair. This is like something the reason why, because this is actually, I feel like the nuance that's missing from this argument where it's like they don't understand where people are coming from when they say that because people refuse to acknowledge that there are some kids that do fuck it up, they'll do fucked up shit like that. That is clearly wrong. But they're completely cool with it and they're fine with it. Not everybody. It's almost like a coin toss.

Well, the thing that... I think the main thing is, it doesn't matter if they're cool with it or not. The point is that they don't have the mental faculties to make the decision whether or not they are cool with it. Of course, that's what I already preface that was saying that it's wrong, even though it is wrong, they'll grow up and they're like, I'm completely fine. Nothing happened to me personally. Dude, I'll say... I'll say this. I can say personally. And so these people are just coming from a selfish angle. They were like, this is, this was my fantasy that I wish.

And I'm like, even though I think that's fucked up, that's just being, I'm, I'm, I'm almost doing a devil's advocate thing where it's like people are kind of acting like they don't understand why anybody would say that. I respect that. I respect that you said that, because that is true. You are right. It's, it's, it's, I was, I was one siding it too hard. But I know from personal experience, you think that shit is cool until you grow up later that have, everyone I've known that that's happened to. You grow up and you de-partmentalize that shit. And you're like, oh, that was really not okay.

It's really, yeah. Like, really not okay. I can say, I'm not going to go into details, but I can say it personally, it's really not okay. Dude, am I going to say, am I going to, look, am I going to sit here and pretend, like, at 16 years old if, like, Fran Dresher came up to me or something like that, you know what I mean? I'd be like, yeah, absolutely, yeah.

Well, absolutely, I'm doing this. That's kind of the thing. And, but go ahead, go ahead. It doesn't matter because, like, you can't consent then anyway. Even if you're totally, even if you're fucking excited. You can't do that legally. You're a child. You're a child still.

You don't know what the fuck's going on. Also, pretty good chance in many, many years. You're not going to look back on that particularly fondly. Good chance. Not a hundred percent chance. Not always true. But it doesn't matter because there's just this line that we've drawn legally that makes that. Yeah, over here, yeah, absolutely there's a line.

Purposefully, there's a reason why we do it. And it's just one of those things. Like, I feel like those people that do say that shit, they're, what would you call? They're extremely obtuse and they're extremely. selfish. The ones that always say, oh, I wish it was me, or, you know, because you always see those comments. Yeah. I think there are, even if you feel like that, that's how you genuinely

feel inside, you know, it's kind of like say when there's a tragic death or something happens. There's certain things you don't say. You don't say high, you know. Yeah, there's certain things you don't say, even if you feel it. If you can feel a comedy within it. We are not, we are not the best people to do this. Well, that is very true.

That is also very true. I'm trying to think the second, the second, the second the second I mentioned the Pee We Herman Dine not three seconds later That's true We were off on a On a complete diatribe about it But yes

Yes that is very true But in fairness But Pee B. Hermann Dying was funny Like that's the That's funny It was funny Let's use a like a Like look

We wouldn't Let's look We were talking about Israel Palestine Not really talking about it But you know what I mean Yeah Yeah

There are certain aspects About what is happening over there that I would not dare joke about, right? Right. There are certain things that And then there's those Nobody, you're right though, not yet.

It's just definitely not the time. But then there's those guys, the ones that get in those comments sections and say, oh, that's the base or some shit, you know, whenever they see the old woman fucking the 13 year old where I'm like, bro, even if you're fucking dumbass thinks that actually is base, shut the fuck up.

Like, just join society. and stop being such a fucking cunt. But what's crazy about it, too, it's like, I'd fuck must be, look, dude. No, the reason I brought up, the reason it is. I would have to split her over. I would have split her. I would have.

I would a splitter. I would have a fucking, I would a fucking, I would a fucking, I would a fucking piss on the whole bladder. Oh my God. It's like, yo, Jill, dude. Oh, man, I would have, would have peter her, would a, would have peter a woman got a pregnant.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would love to be arguing with some guy and hear them say that. Well, yeah, when you pee in her and you're pregnant. But, dude, the reason I bring that up is because, like, dude, like, it's so startlingly recent that this was a problem. So, like, people were, like, people were wondering, like, oh, has this always been happening or is it getting worse? And people were like, oh, it's definitely getting worse. And it's like, no, dude. It's, it's, it's, what the sad reality is, it's definitely getting better.

It's getting better. That's so bad about it. It's like, dude, you see, like, people are, like seeing, like, this stuff. Even we were just talking about, like, the videos coming out of, like, Palestine in the Middle East and all this shit. Like, these, like, a live-leaked tier stuff. happening on Twitter or whatever and people are like oh my god the world is so fucked and it's like it is it's also the most peaceful it's ever been think about that shit yeah think about how fuck the world has been forever

for this to be a a significant step up yeah that is crazy I want to put things perspective the wars that that are being fought right now say Ukraine Ukraine Russia and then like the Middle Eastern conflicts and stuff like that when they talk about casualties, it's in the like low thousands, which is a ton of fucking people. But then when you study wars, like just that were not that long ago. Dude, World War II was fucking absurd. There were people dying from every corner of the planet. That's what made it great.

People were dying a lot everywhere all over. Americans were dying, French, Germans, Russians, Russians, Japanese. Let's just put it. Let's not even take it world globally. like say even in just like the Vietnam conflicts right that was like say 50 to 60,000 U.S. soldiers

over well over a million Vietnamese I think it was like a million or three million or something like the numbers are fucking just staggering and then you're like we aren't warring like that anymore it's like we are that's not to say that's still not horrible

but like people that's what I'm talking about when it comes we're training in the right direction right right but when it comes what I'm saying is like when it comes to like the like these stories about like oh like pedophiles in schools or whatever or like teachers sleeping with like students or whatever people and pretending like it's getting worse or like that it's like oh this is like a new thing or it's like this is clearly just being reported more because

it's only recently that this has even been a problem dude in the 70s this would have just been school yard fucking gossip at the most did you hear Jackie uh fuck mr rau yeah good for him dude i know I know people who are like older than me who have stories of like, oh yeah, that was the teacher that just slept with everybody. And nothing happened. Nothing happened at all. There's still. My age. I knew a guy.

Men and women, by the way. Right. This was like both of them were just like getting away with it. Right. It's crazy. I went to school with a guy that, and like said, the culture still remains of hush, hush. And instead of bringing these people to justice, because there was a guy went to school with, where he

um impregnated whoopsie dopsy a 16 year old and we were probably I forgot how old we were but I think we were maybe we're early 20s now or something

and I was like and everybody was like do you hear about that fucking guy do you hear about that guy and it's like what the fuck and apparently you know he talked to the parents and they were just like

well gee golly that's unfortunate but you know okay and then they got you know they stay together and it's just one of those things were that was very old school vibes

and I don't know if you heard about this recently this is uh you remember when the story about oh, Roe v. Wade's overturned and then there's that 10 year old girl that got raped and then she was going to travel across state lines. They'll go

getting abortions. She was fucking like 10 or something. A baby. Oh, whatever. And then when they reached into the, it was her mom's like lover or something that did it. Oh my God. They tried to interview the mom about it and the mom was like protecting

the guy. And that's when your brain was fully like My brain fully melted at that point at the moment where I was like, why would you protect? But my point being, you still see remnants of that, but that was how it was always. I mean, go ask your fucking grandparents about like, or just go see how old your grandparents are where they got together and shit. It's like, you're like, oh, okay. That's a little weird. It was just normal for like, for 99.999% of all human time.

It has been just a thing It's only recently been a problem Yeah Just recently women became I don't know I'm cognitive You know partners

Oh yeah They're actually like Actual They have sovereignty And autonomy and shit Technically I guess Because weren't there other Weren't there like

I mean Well you know That's not exactly the same Oh I guess in some cultures you mean Like there's some cultures That's some cultures that treated them Since significantly better I guess we're talking in like

I'm talking about like literally like throughout all time throughout all culture like i mean like literally like omniculturally dude like it was just like oh yeah my wife's 10 yeah that's like everywhere in in in in in in like german japanese india fucking native american european like all of it all like nobody cared you know what i saw the other day there's um uh an instagram account called mugshot shawdies and i love this account because it's just a I mean it's a terrible account but it's just a bunch of moderately or very attractive women

with their mug shots and then the comments section just what's a savvy it's really I'm there for the comments it's just a bunch it's a bunch of like sims and people being like oh she did nothing wrong free her it's it's fun it's fun but there was this one girl that I guess that looked a little young on the younger side but obviously she's not because they don't release mugshots

of children so I saw some people in the comment section like oh what's she doing here she looks way too young and you know and it's like shut the fuck up dummy and then I saw this and I've never heard this before and maybe you have it says if there's grass on the field play ball

and I was like that's crazy yeah I saw that and I was like why are you just outing yourself people have no concept of what they put online really people people we need we need like I play fast and I play pretty fast and loose with what I put online like usually like a lot of the stuff

that I put online is like pretty it's not like stuff that I would I'm sure like I'll look back at like any of the stuff that I tweet and like oh man that was in that was in poor taste but even I have like obvious lines yeah yeah I really want to start going well because I'm gonna do my Twitter eventually I'm gonna it's gonna happen I'm gonna I'm gonna happen I'm I don't care no more there's no point to do that because it's just a contact list there's no point but I want to I want to start saying what I think I wanted to start saying wild shit I want to just start saying what I think I want so I don't see a dumb tweet and

let's go after somebody verbally I feel that I'm um I agree with you I I'm actually, before I do that, I'm experimenting with how much money you can make on Twitter. Because you know, you can... Yeah, so I'm, I'm, so I'm, so I, apparently, I didn't, I mean, it's my fault. I don't use Twitter as much as I used to. So apparently I'm not eligible yet because you got to have five million impressions within three months. And I was like, oh, shit, I guess I got to start posting memes. But I want to see, I really just want to experiment how much I can do it and see if like, okay,

Should I actually use this as passive income? Because I always said that I'm like, I'm not going to give Elon Musk any money. However, if I can give $8 and then make fucking like a few hundred bucks or whatever for just posting memes, I don't know how much you make though. That's the thing. I haven't been accepted into it. But if it turns out it's just like $30 or something, then it's obviously, I'm like, I'm just fucking. I'm going to do my shit now. I get like 300 followers and I look at my following and it says I lost 100.

And I'm like, well, I don't even care anymore about this app. I'm just over there. I mean, it's, it's fucking, dude, I posted, I posted, because somebody, somebody made something where, do you remember that, that meme of cyberpunk when, like, they would say something kind of like, that was like section? Hello, hello, I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new director of research, Jake Embatta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computer. At IBM research, what we always do is answer what is the future of computing, whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum, or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together. It's our DNA to answer the question of what is the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff?

Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah.

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Terms and conditions apply. Need to hire? This is a job for Indeed's sponsored jobs. Oh, they would cut it off to me. They would say like cum. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that. So that guy, he messaged me because we just missed it, I guess. He tagged us all. And that was when I said something about

come. Do you remember? I said something like whatever I said. And I responded to it. it just saying something like come rules. And seconds later, fucking eight bots, only fan links, just all under it.

Oh, dude, yeah, it's crazy. This fucking website is so shitty, dude. There was so many. I did find this one really cool guy, though, from checking out one of the bots. There was this old dude that's like,

I guess he believes the bots. And I followed this old guy because all he does is, he's a 67-year-old black gentleman with like he wears like a cross and stuff too. He has a Jesus people. and I love it. All he does is follow these only fans and, like, uh, porn stars and replies to their bait.

Like, oh, uh, like this or comment this if you want to come over and something. He's like, yeah, I'm definitely coming over and all. It's, it's, it's, I was like, oh, I love this. I love this today. I'm going to follow this guy. Dude, one day it's going to work. I hope it works for one time. You keep shooting and shoot and shit.

He's like, hey, here's the adjutant. I'm like, well, I got work to you. He posts a, he's a super boomer. He posts nothing but selfies of himself. And sometimes the selfies have like names of chicks on them. And I'm assuming they're porn stars. And so in the caption it just says something like, um, like fucking. Just cranked it to Stella and noir or whatever the fuck.

Yeah, basically that like Star Sapphire, you know, or something like that, which is totally, that's totally a porn name. Star Sapphire is a fucking porn name. That's also a Green Lantern character is. That's what I'm saying. That is, that star sapphire is a fucking porn name. That is a sex worker's name. Just cranked at the bell of diamonds.

I'm on fire tonight. I love it. I was thinking of gathering these people up. Because I found another old gentleman. Because I'm just looking at these guys' avatars. And this one girl was saying like, oh, yeah, would you hit this or whatever? She's just all spread eagle and stuff. But she hasn't shaved, like probably looks like she hasn't shaved for like a week or something.

And this guy's like, your hairies. Your pussy's too hairy. Oh, that's all he does. He just replies He has to go out of his way and let her know That is so crazy. That hey, your pussy's too hairy Like as if I don't know maybe

She's gonna shame it now for him And he's like, yeah, that's right. That's right. I love these old Old morning people on Twitter are hilarious It's a funny as shit ever. It's so good. It's so good.

Old people are hilarious online, man. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, the Pink Panther was funny. Let's move on. So we on to, so AJ Baker, parentheses, real human, wrote in. He says, howdy boys, long time listener. Listening through for the fifth time now. I don't know what that means.

Does that mean you listen through the entire podcast five times? That's incredible if that's possible. Because if so, keep doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Helps us out algorithmically, but also if you're going to do that, I don't know, maybe bring that up to a therapist. Yeah. But we appreciate your help.

What's your name again? Asjiz. What was it? AJ Baker. Okay, got you. He says, relatively new sub, so he just jumped on. Hey, thank you, sir. I was just curious how you reacted to Andrew Tate telling Ben Shapiro to stop being a pussy and join the IDF. Did you see this?

Dude, he's been going after. I mean, I know why he's, do you know why he's going after certain people? No, I, I'm so disconnected. Okay, so Andrew Tate recently converted to Islam within the past year or something. That's what everyone who goes to jail converts to Islam That's even has even a little bit of black DNA in them Doesn't matter You can be only a fat black

And you're gonna go Yeah so he's a happy so he was already on board Before he even knew it So he converted Islam Obviously with the conflict that's going on Clearly he has Which is It pisses me off that Andrew Tate

Has more nuanced than some people right now It's actually It is really frustrating It's ridiculous But so he's been pushing back against Ben Shapiro who's being imperialistic and fucking and Jordan Peterson as well

who was like good look Netanyahu give give him hell like what the nobody likes this nigga man nobody likes Netanyahu like what the fuck are you even on about no one's even anyway so Andrew Tate's been shitting on these people and you know

you know this is this is the greatest thing besides Ben Shapiro the way Andrew Tate got back at Jordan Peterson was just posting that picture that he has of his daughter Michaela and that's that's the best comeback right there just basically I did not see that

wasn't tape fucking for a while? Absolutely. And so like it's just greatest comeback you can post right there is just basically that's what I fuck you daughter you you Benzo motherfucker motherfucker get money.

I didn't see that at all get money. Where is that? stuff. Fuck your benzos in the... You did that on Twitter? And the fracking you claim... Did he do that on Twitter? Oh yeah, it was on Twitter. Now, if...

Oh, man, that sounds so funny. That's not so funny. That whatever, if Jordan still has it up, like he's backing yet now and it says, like, give him hell or something, bomb. I forgot. I'm paraphrasing. I think it said give him hell, though. Yeah, I don't know. Let me see. So Andrew Tate...

It should be there as long as... as long as somebody didn't delete it or something, or not deleted or flag it or some shit. Because I know Elon Musk is kind of running, he's kind of running offense. He's doing certain things to protect certain people. Like, you know that Ian Miles Chong dude? Oh, yeah, that guy's weird.

Yeah, so he's been posting a bunch of fake footage of stuff that's going on in the Middle East, right? Yeah, it's supposed to be a bunch of shit. Yeah, shit that's like not, like old stuff, things are irrelevant and then there will be those Twitter notes that like correct him and uh he he would he's sweet so fucking much it's so yeah right right right it's so annoying shut the fuck up jesus christ but yeah you know he and he pretends to be he pretends that he's in the united states like he lives in malaysia but he pretends like he's like a like a conservative

person in the united states or whatever so the thing said that like this guy that's saying that they're coming for us next doesn't make sense he doesn't live in malaysia as a matter In fact, most of Malaysia is is majorly Muslim. And it doesn't like anything he's saying makes no sense. And then Elon came in and made sure those notes were deleted on other things so we can keep running as propaganda. And I was like, wow, this site's completely, it's way more fuck than you can even imagine. It is. Good old Bilan.

Yeah, good old Bilan Bask. Yeah, but I did see that. I did think it was, uh, it's always fun when people you don't like fight. with each other. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, it's a really enjoyable. It's nice. Yeah.

So let me see if I can. Yeah, I typed it in. I typed it in. It might be gone because, oh, here, let's see. Tate is insanely good at this. He took Jordan Peterson's daughter out and waited for the time. Jordan Peterson was going to be, okay, stupid. Oh, interesting.

A lot of people are just finding out about this. They didn't know about this. What? So they didn't know that, uh, they didn't know that. that Andrew Tate was slamming Michaela Peterson. They didn't know that. I've known about this for quite a long time

because it kept propping up every time she was trying to give some sort of advice, you know, some conservative, like, advice of being, you know, in some sort of couple or living a good trad life or something. People would be like, shut the fuck up, bitch. Shut the fuck. You were fucking meet up with this guy. Shut the fuck.

bitch if I wasn't married though I would have fucking I would have tried to get that notch on my belt for sure I would have for sure just to have that like just to have that to be like

because I can do the same you know the Michaela Peterson notch Is she hot? Yeah yeah I think so I think she's very attractive from what I remember

from what I recall I don't I don't remember I think she's very attractive she does not look like Jordan Peterson and all you know like if you're thinking of like just Jordan Peterson with long hair.

No, I think she's very pretty. You're thinking about Jordan Peterson and long hair. Yeah. It's not what she is. So, Ghost of Mama J.F. Rodin. He goes, hi, sweet boys. Oh my God.

Ghost of Mama J.F. God damn it. He says, I want to correct, I want to correct one correction for the extra ammo you guys released. J.F. isn't a human biologist. He specialized in the biology of a very specific type of. of eel, which is wild. That's his own. Yeah. I love that. Thank you for the correction. Also, I learned that he

has a PhD in neuroscience, which really shocked me. I was looking that up. And I was like, is this, did he really follow through with that? But there's, I guess there's evidence that he was at, at Duke. Right. Yeah. So I was like, God damn. How was this guy? One of my favorite, One of my favorite demystifications of how we view education as far as like Harvard and Duke and all these places. Yeah. Because Conan O'Brien went to Harvard, I believe. I think you're right. And he's talked so much.

And I think I think Conan O'Brien is actually genuinely smart person. But he fucking was talking so much about the people that he went to school with. And he was like, dude, these guys are very not smart. Like, there are definitely smart people. Like, there's definitely, like, a lot of smart people who you have to be smart to get there, but a lot of people just pay their way in. Right. And so, like, there's a lot of just really stupid people at, like, Harvard and Duke and all these amazing places.

My niece went to do. George Bush went to Yale and got a C average. And you know he's, like, actually retarded. You know what I mean? He sucks too. My niece went to Duke. She was like, yeah, it sucks here. It's too expensive.

I'm not running anything crazy. So she went to freaking water because she went to Penn State. She's like, I want to be there no more. She's going to be there no more. She's going to be there no more. She's going to be really smart. Fuck all those schools, man. All right, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Oh, my God. What is this? She wants to be a lawyer, you know.

She got to go to one of those stupid schools, unfortunately. She just go to, like, what was it, the Samoa? What did Saul Goodman go? You should just go to that Samoan fucking shit? The one of Hawaii. Yeah, whatever was that university. So I wanted to, I wanted to bring this up because it speaks to the, uh, the time. timelessness of the

gay songs that we're doing now. Dylan Pixie Cut and Joyer wrote in. He says, too traumatized to have a clever name for y'all. I just stumbled across the gay parody of the ultimate showdown that my brother showed me when I was about six years old and needed to report back.

It's called the ultimate orgy. It's the first result on Google and it's on new grounds. Might jump off a bridge later. I figure you might find it funny. No questions. Dude, I remember this. Now that I think about it, Do you guys remember the ultimate showdown of Ultimate Destiny by fucking Lemon Demon? It was like this really old flash animation about like all these different characters

like fighting each other. And like at the end, Mr. Rogers wins. And it's like this whole. It was like a really old like albino black sheep like Newgrounds type of thing. And I do remember it's like yeah, there was like a gay version of it. I totally fucking forgot about it. And that is, I love that. I love that because like none of us

Like I knew about that for sure But like it definitely wasn't in any of I don't think this version was in any of our brains And we decided to start doing this stuff At all So like it just speaks to the timelessness of this idea Like that this is just like This has been funny

And will continue To just be A gift that keeps giving Right I think there's a there's a clip of M&M doing I think it was to one of his own songs where it was just a brief little clip of him saying some gay shit and it's just such a

that's how I met my friend Ed in seventh grade we bonded over you know making DMX like gay you know or making a stuff like it's just it's just it's just something about it man oh oh oh mo I like me my fucking throw

stop cock shove it down make it dole up suck it up gush it up up, make you don't stop. Well, there is that. There's that.

He's done a little bit of that. And I caught goblers go. People suck in big one. People tricking this one. Nuts. Glut and nut, yeah. Oh, man, are we going to have to do fucking... Are we going to have to do Rough Riders anthem?

Are we have the new Ruff Riders anthem now? There's always a new one. I feel like Rough Riders. I almost feel like the name is kind of... You just keep the same exact name. Just Rough Riders. Roughlyette is parentheses game. Hello, hello.

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Gay, Jude, just just gay. Just parentheses gay. I love that. Yeah, parentheses gay. Parentheses gay. I think that's the new meta instead of saying like sucks or whatever. Yeah, that the, if we ever do like an album of this shit, it should just be called parenthesis, like the word parenthesis is gay.

Yeah, we should really, I think I think for next year, for real. I think so I'm really hard struck on on like the idea of the Christmas album. We have a Christmas album where we go through like four songs, five songs. We try to get a help for everyone song. We try to get this one person on it.

I want to ask Jonathan Young to be on one of them. I want to do the guitar for one of them. That would be so awesome. I want John to belt some gay shit. I thought about that for a minute. I wonder if he would do it. He's got our sense of humor. He lives up here now.

And we haven't, I have to, that, I got to see him. The shit that I've made, Joe. with John about and we've both laughed about I'm sure he would do it I love when we met him and we were talking about like he came over to the place when we lived together and he what was it we were talking about what the hell were we talked we were talking about

you were talking about Chris Chan from Christian to Brianna Taylor that's right yeah you're just talking about evil it's like evil in general those two fucking names should not mix together brother dude we that was such a wild conversation

Jonathan Young's awesome John is a dude man Man. God damn. I want to do it so. I want to get Lyle on it too. I want to get Lyle. We had Lyle on, didn't we?

No, but Lyle has to be on the album. Oh, my God. We should have, we should have flesh going on here. Flesh going on here. Flesh go? Because we know both of them. We know Dan and we know Lyle. That's a lot of effort, though, for them.

I know Lyle probably do. What we do is we take stuff that already exists and make it gay. Like, like, these are offline conversations. We'll have this conversation We'll have this conversation in private We're bringing up people Like They're gonna be like what the fuck

That'll be insane Like it'll be some shit That like When it comes out If that's even remotely in the cards It would be funny But yeah We don't know

We can't be sitting here making Making promises I want it I want the album Well then shut up It's a mass Gobble up cock So Gade 6

Gade 6 rode in He says Hey guys This question is specifically for Chris in regards to the video he made on the Gollum game. Did you see that the developers admitted to actually using chat GPT to write the apology post? Yes, I did see this.

This was, so this is a perfect example of like, it makes me so upset because I understand that I couldn't have possibly waited this long to put that video out. But at the same time, I wish I could have mentioned this. Like, because I did make fun of it because they misspelled the name of their own. fucking game. They wrote Lord of Ring Gollum. And I remember making fun of it in the video being like, bro, they can't even and I specifically said like, yo

even your apology needs a patch. That's crazy. That's great. That reminds me of their Lord of Ring. My friend worked at a Games Crazy in Hollywood video. And I bought

like, there was no case for this specific game. So I think it was like Army Men 3D or some shit. And this fucking asshole gave me the case and he wrote like Men of Army or some bullshit on it like What's like, what? Fucking absolutely.

Lord of ring. Lord of ring. Dobly. Dobly. That's so funny. You know, that is fucking funny, dude. That's amazing. That's funny, man.

Oh, man. Oh, man. That was, whoa, I needed that. Oh, man. That's like I did. It's like some friends of mine were like DRIV some friends of mine we go A lot of, I know a lot of artists

So like a lot of times people will just doodle Like heinous shit And I remember like we doodle this one character named his name was It was just guy with like a poorly drawn gallum His name was Jellum He'd never heard of the ring Jellum He was just he's fine

I'm Jellam I've never heard of the ring Yeah what the fuck is that thing Yeah I have no I have no draw to this at all I look like this because I'm just really unhealthy Yeah He's really He's both like four packs of day four pack of the day no water.

Yeah, he's just like, I love the idea of somebody looking like Gallum with bereft of any magic influence. Like, like, that's just. Did he always like that?

Did he slowly become, like become that? No, he's always been, he's always been, like, if you saw a picture of like young Gala, young Jellum and old Jellum,

it would track that they were the same person. Uh, it definitely gets worse, obviously, as all things do with age. But, uh, No, he tracked.

Jellop. Yeah, Jellum. I wish I could find. Do I have that drawing or not? I don't think I have it. Maybe. Jellum. I don't really want the ring.

I don't really want to play it. I just want to play some Chinese knockoff called Lord of Ring, dude. Damn it. Lord of Ring. Oh, man, I don't know where Jellam is. It's so sad. I have it somewhere. I got to find it.

You're like Brile line now, bro. Brile. I love Brile. David's character ever. You get a hold of bryl? I couldn't get a whole. This is all inside baseball. Every time I come, it sounds like Squidward Walking Road and he goes, howdy, big dick, big dick, and

really big dick. This is going to be my last month to ask a question as my rent has increased. Parentheses, fuck you, landlord. Yeah, it's always It's always. It's always really shit. In words, man. Yeah, we much appreciate. Obviously, the show. Actually, no, specifically, I'm sorry, in your specific case, we're going to

block the free feed from you. because quite frankly it's very selfish what you've done here to put... How are we going to feed our kids, man. Yeah, how are you going to feed... How are you going to pay for my card addiction, huh? How am I supposed to get a new graphics card that I don't need?

What I'm too. You're fucking paid for it. You fool, you fool, I've actually... Dude, I've actually been holding out. Like, I rarely upgrade my computer parts. Like, I hold onto my shit for as long as fucking pocket. possible. I'm so fucking Faroo with that shit. But anyway, he wrote

a said you fuck's a better answer. We will. Don't worry. A bit of a serious question, though. What do you guys think of the eventual Biden versus Trump rematch in 2024? And what do you think of the independent candidate Robert F. Kennedy? So, look, I got to be real.

I have not been paying attention to a lot of politics lately. I just don't really care. But I will say that guy sounds I don't know how that guy hopes to win with that voice. Like, I'm sorry. And I mean this genuinely.

Like, if Bernie Sanders had Robert Kennedy's voice, I don't think I could stand. No way. I don't think you like. Universal health care. If we could get universal health care in the hands, if everybody else. Just pounces on someone Like there's no way Like there's no way I could

He has like you ever have that You ever tried that filter on Snapchat I know exactly what you're talking about The waverie Because that's how he sounds He sounds like that He does sound like somebody put And look that's not to like

Look No I don't give a fuck I don't know what he's got Don't even do that Don't even do that. I don't know what the fuck It's just it's just Yeah, he had like cancer or something. I don't care.

What I'm saying, what I'm saying is just objective. Dude, that cough really hurt me. That voice will ruin you. Like, he has no chance. Bro. Imagine, imagine listening to an entire fucking state of the union address like that? Like, no way. No way.

I'm sorry. Like, you could be the best politician in the world. You're not going to, you're not going to supersede that voice. So I'll tell you one thing what I like about are. of K Jr. It's like reverse Keith David. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like him because he was being used and propped up by the right at first

because he was running as a Democrat. So they thought oh, he's going to draw votes away from Biden. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Turns out because the right was propping him up and he says a bunch of bat shit things that the right conservatives like, he's actually taking away from Trump voters, from some Trump supporters that would

give votes to Trump. And so now they're upset and now they're shitting on him And I absolutely love it because he's running independent now. I absolutely love that that's happening, which I only, to me, that was the only thing it was ever going to happen. Oh, yeah, 100%. I was going to run as a Democrat and be like, vaccines are evil. Gay, AIDS is not a thing.

It's because gay people were doing drugs and they got it that way. Duh. Wi-Fi is fucking ionized radiation and it causes leaky brain. Duh. Like, yeah, duh. Like, the fact. What's crazy? Yeah, go ahead. Just one quick, like, really tiny aside before I lose it. Sure. It is wild to me that there's so much fear mongering around, like, cell phones and stuff.

Yeah. Like, oh, the Wi-Fi signals are going to do this. But we all had televisions at a certain point where you could put your hand up to it and feel the fucking static radiating off of it and no one cared at all. Yeah, they're more concerned about this shit. I put my balls on and I'd rub my balls on the whole thing. Dude, in retrospect, because I'd run my balls on the whole thing. I have a CRT, right? I have a CRT that I turn on every once in a while to play like a, like a PS1 game or something old. Right. And I'll put my hands up to the day. It's like, dude, this is, this is so alarming and concerning.

You can feel your cells being destroyed. Dude, it feels fucking crazy. The fact that you can feel the invisible energy radiating off a piece of technology should have been like such a big razor of red flags. I don't know if that's, I don't know if it's toxic at all. I don't think so. I doubt it. But like, just the idea.

It feels like it. It feels concerning. Right. And so like now it's like, oh, I can't feel. Like a fucking cell phone, right? Much more than a cell phone. Like, by a lot. Anyway, continue.

But this is the thing that they're being told to be, I made this point, uh, just a few days ago talking about Anthony Fauci where Anthony Fauci's been in the government since fucking Reagan. They just keep hiring it because he's doing like a, oh, you're doing a fine job. So they just keep hiring them back. So he's been there for decades. But then all of a sudden, he's like public enemy number one, trying to, this grand conspiracy series to get everybody

to take this jab that's going to activate with somebody like all this crazy I'm like dude this guy's been around for fucking forever since you're since you know your poppy was like oh Reagan's my god and shit and Fauci was there too like he's just a nonpartisan guy in the government right yeah yeah

but now like a thing was I think a lot of people were turning on him because like well obviously outside of the obvious stuff but there was like there was that thing about like didn't I saw some I didn't look into this at all because I just didn't give a shit. But it was like something about him like It was like the testing, right? It was like on like pubbies or some shit like that.

Yeah. Like man, fucking science. If you pay attention to enough stuff and you see really the only time people really find out about this stuff is when the animal, you know, people outside of PETA and then people outside of PETA are adjacent to them start bringing this shit to light where how a lot of products are tested obviously. Oh dude, yeah. My immediate assumption is that.

My immediate assumption with all science is that they're doing some crazy shit to animals all the time. Because they can't do it humans. Yeah, like my assumption is that like, yeah, yeah, let's put a screen on rats so we can pickto chat during the next plague or whatever. Like I don't know what the fuck. Like I seriously like I just assume the absolute worst shit is going on with animals. I assume like if you have if you have like a bandaid that like repels 99% of all bacteria, I assume that was found because. some scientist somewhere threw a pig into an oven

and threw that oven into space and yanked it back down real hard or something you know what I mean like I don't know what the fuck they're doing I assume it's all pretty bad but I don't think it's like uniquely bad compared to any of the other animal testing like there's like those rats with human ears growing on them and shit like I don't know

I would rather have so funny it's so funny dude if I'm being very real I think people should be I think human tests should be brought back not forcibly obviously, not force on people. Yeah, voluntarily. Absolutely.

Voluntarily should be brought back. I think that we are holding ourselves back scientifically way too much. You know what the issue with that is, right? Oh, yeah. At what point is it fine? It's a lot of shit that goes along with this. The issue, the issue is that the only people who really would agree to that are people who have, are like really, like, they have nothing left or people who are so mentally compromised.

That it would be looked at as like, are we just like testing our shit on. stipulations. You know, like, yeah, and the thing is that how are people going to abide by these things? Because it's the world. I get it. We always, things always get fucked. Hello, hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM.

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Yeah, for everything. It can be... Not everything. It doesn't matter. Okay, hold on, hold on. Raise your hand. Raise your hand if you vote for Kingston to go into human testing. Everyone's raising their hand.

I'm going to try. I'm going to call right now. Okay, so it's two to one. It's two to one. Yeah. Sorry, buddy. Sorry, buddy. You're off.

I completely corrupt the call and everything. What if you come back in your teletab? You got like a big screen on your stomach? Kingston. Kingston. It's an R. It's RCS, whatever it is? I get your blood.

Zapping me. Ah, get it out. I need your blood, Kingston. I want to live forever. He sounds like a chocolate lady from Spokov. Come here, Kingston. It's disgusting. No chance.

No chance, yeah. Biden and Trump, I don't know. Biden and Trump, I don't know what's going to happen. God damn it. All they know is that it's fucked up. I will say this. I don't even like admitting this. Biden has been a hundred times better than anybody ever perceived happening with like say if you pay attention to things that he's actually done.

It's shocking because we know his past and he's also, you know, he's been a piece of shit. And so it's fucking bizarre, but he can't get past his decrepit ass. That's just there's nothing that he can do to even, I feel like even if he fucking actually somehow got universal health care past. say in a fantasy world, right? Yeah, he would, he would never. Of course not. But, like, say it happened. Somehow, it got past the fucking house and shit and, like, all this, let's just

say, people are still going to be like, fuck, but he's so old, you know, no matter what. So he's kind of fucked in that sense where I'm like, I think Biden can win again. I think Biden can win again. I think Biden can't, but shit, man, like fucking. I don't know. I don't know what the logistics of this even are. Like, how do you, is he allowed to?

even like I don't know what the fuck is going on. So Trump is pulling a little bit better than Biden right now but I have I, this is what I'm hoping for. I'm hoping that because so many of these dumb retards think the election was stolen that they are going to feel

jaded. They're going to feel apathetic and they're not going to do anything about it. They're going to be like, what's the point of voting if it's just going to get fucking stolen again? So I think they're going to lose a lot of votes. There's obviously a lot of people who got sick and died because they didn't get vaccinated that like lost a lot of support it might it might turn out to be that he gets crushed in a way like

maybe i don't know it's possible it's possible but i am i still am concerned the thing to me the the biggest disappointment to me about all this is just like dude it's the same thing again it's like it is it's so like this whole this whole story is so boring at this point it's like oh my god get new people in i don't even care if they suck We've got to put up four more years, man. Four more years. Just got to put it with four more years. Regardless of what happens.

Four more years. I guess. Trump can only do four more years. Biden can only do four more years as far as these two fucking dickheads. As far as presidents go, like Biden's been pretty mundane to me. He hasn't really done anything like horrendous or like anything particularly. He's actually done some pretty good shit. Like you really got to pay attention.

That's what I've probably people. I have not been paying attention. I tell people like actually go look it up. Like, go, like, go look it up and you'll be, you'll be fucking shocked, actually. You'll be like, oh, wow, this guy's done a lot of pretty decent things and almost to the point where, like, but like I say, it's so under the radar because it's Biden. It's fucking Biden. It's like, you know, he's barely alive, man. Let's just put it this way.

He's infinitely, he's the, he's the most progressive president that has ever lived, which is fucking hilarious to say. Well, no, that can't be true. That can't be true. We have FDR. No, no, more than FDR. It's actually true. I don't believe that. That's what I'm saying.

I guess I'll look it up. I have a really tough time believing that. That's the problem. We're so jaded. No one's like actually because we're like fuck Biden, right? Like this fucking old piece of shit, get him out of here. So we're not really paying attention to what the actual positive things that have happened. Because a lot of people think they look back fondly on Obama, for example, like they, it's the nostalgia.

It's like, oh, man, this guy was actually pretty good. And you're like, actually not really. He was just a cool dude, really. He was like, I wouldn't have a fear of a boy. I still want to have a beer. I want to have a beer with Obama and I want to play some basketball with him. Oh, sure. He's a fine guy.

Like, Brown was a fine guy. He was a mad president. Yeah, he played, he played along with everything because there's so many things that, he was a bit of a pussy to be honest. I would say that.

He was blowing shit up left and right. That's not a pussy. That's every president. That's every president. That's true. That's every single president. But he was big. He had big numbers on the board, though.

But regardless of how we pulled out, Biden got us out. We were out. That's kind of insane. You think about it. Yeah. Like, you know, a lot of people were criticizing how it happened. But it's like...

Go ahead. What? Didn't we go to Syria right after he got elected? He got elected in like a day or later. We've been to Syria for so fucking long. But yeah, we were already out. We were out of Syria. No.

No, we were not out of Syria. Dude, fucking Trump sent missiles into Syria. Didn't it? Didn't let the end of Trump's president. He pulled us out of Syria and then we go right back because of... I don't think Trump pulled us out of anything. Yeah, I don't think Trump pulled us out of anywhere. I think he said he would.

he did say that. I'll stand corrected if he actually did, but I don't think he pulled this out of shit. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, whatever, though. Who cares? I don't give a fuck about it. I mean, I say I don't give a fuck, but I do give a fuck, but I don't really give a fuck that much. You know what I'm trying to say, right?

Yeah, to me, to me, I don't know, man, it's between Trump and Biden again, and it's a shame. I really just want, I really want old people to stop fucking going for these jobs. Go away. You're right. You're right. Retire. Enjoy your fucking life. Why are you here still?

Why the fuck would you want to be in that position? position when you're that old anyway. It's so, it's crazy to me. Power, man. I guess. You think about, think about, like,

RB and, uh, think about Dan Feinstein. Like, these are trailblazers, right? These women actually did great fucking things,

but they just couldn't let go. They just couldn't let go. They loved it. Like, it's like, you put the fuck out of here. You fucked your party for staying longer.

Like, you fuck, like, the problem is this, right? When you find someone that's a good person and they're in power,

right you have the potential of taking them out and putting someone shitty in and that is that is scarier than just having someone leave because they're old

because at least they're old though they're old they're not a fucking psychopath they're just really old and they're disconnected but they're not insane that's why people love Bernie Sanders so much Bernie is extremely

mentally progressive it is that he's a relic and unfortunately you'd assume it'd be way more people like him with his mentality at the younger age but then you meet fucking that the brown Obama, the one that's taking all Obama shit that brown nigga that's a Republican

Viveka whatever that niggis name is like him running around where it's like dude you're mad you're moving mad right now well the craziest thing about that guy is that he's a trying it's the biggest cognitive distance everywhere he's trying to appeal to youth but also he wants to rage the voting age to 25. So I don't understand how he's trying to appeal.

Like he went on TikTok with Jake Paul and he's trying to be like, oh, look it. I'm fucking hip. You're like, all the people you're appealing to, you're trying to get them not to vote. And why? Because the younger they are, the less conservative you're going to be. Yeah, the less than vote for your ass. Like, it's just like, what I hate, what I hate, look at it. I've always been the person that tries to be respectable with people who come from

conservative backgrounds. No. But conservatism, tradition is stagnation. Progressing is natural. That's what fucking nature does. That's what evolution is. It's progression. We need to progress in society.

Things need to get better. If you stop things and try to keep them the way they are, they stagnate. Imagine not having fucking cars, dude. Like, oh, I'm such a traditional guy. We got to keep these fucking horses. That's the Amish people. Like, shut the fuck up. Like, that's what I'm saying.

Like, shut the absolute fuck up, dude. Like, I'm sorry. I try to be respectful. but the people that are trying to keep these things the way that they are, it's stupid. It's, it's genuinely stupid. It makes no sense. Yeah, I'm just too cognitive, I'm too cognitively aware of just like, I don't know, like, older people are always going to be mad at like newer generations always. It's just like how it always is going to be. Of course. Being aware of that kind of like, I mean, I'm mad at Crocs, you know, I'm just saying. Yeah, I can't, yeah, I don't know.

I think about like some of the, I don't know, like, it happens a lot on TikTok. I see a lot of like this weird like, oh, generations at war with it. Like, there's like all these like, oh, millennials and like Gen Z and like, shut up. And no one like, no one cares. But like I don't, maybe it's just me, but like I do not feel this weird like, oh, Gen Z is so fucking horrible. Like I don't feel this at all.

They're not. They're actually. I'm very hopeful. I'm very hopeful actually with Gen Z. They're much more involved in politics. We talked about this before. They're paying attention way more than we ever did. We kind of failed, actually.

I will say, I'll say this. I think they have better slang than we did. It's getting, I'm enjoying some of the slang. Like, even, I know, like, they repackaged the word sheesh. But the way they say it is fun. They go, sheesh. I don't know what sheesh. Sheesh is dumb to me.

But that's because it's old. Shut your absolute fucking ass up. But it's repackaged and it works. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I think, I think, I think that's such a good, that is such a good, fucking is the stupidest one by far. Riz is such a good fucking term.

No, Riz is fucking retarded. Riz is so stupid. It makes perfect sense. It makes perfect. That only stupid one are you fucking do. Can you press on God? Can you charisma this person? Can you charisma this person?

The etymology of it makes sense because it's a short hand for charisma and it makes sense. It makes perfect sense. It's not like fucking chume in cyberpunk. We're like, just like this sucks. This is fucking stupid as hell. Like there was swagger, right? Swagger's a real word. Yeah, swagger sucks also.

No, that's a real word. Swagger's good, though. It's right, but swag is horrible. It's not, though. It's existed. It doesn't matter if it existed. I appreciate that better than people just being dumb with shit. It's like, oh, Riz.

Like Riz. Like Riz doesn't make sense because you can't. You like Jizz too, Chris? The way you use Riz is not the way you use the word charisma. Huh? You wouldn't use, the thing is that, like, Riz and charisma are not interchangeable. Right. That's why it's.

stupid to me. No, that's the point. That are not interchangeable, but it means that. It's a different way to say the same thing. It has like a, it's like a verb version of a different word. It's just one of the same. Who use charisma? Like, when did at any point in time

did anybody actually use charisma? Like, say, it's usually if you're talking about... That's what I'm saying. It's not slang. Charisma isn't slang. That's what, that's why it's stupid. Why are you trying to make, why are you trying to use... Why are you trying to use charisma all of a sudden? Why are you trying to use charisma all of a sudden?

I don't know what I think. There were better words to describe charisma that have been used. That's why just Riz sounds fucking dumb to me. You're gonna Riz this girl like, no, you're gonna pull this bit? You can you gonna pull that girl? I like pull better for that. I don't pull. All right.

That's a million other things. That's what I'm saying. There's only what like Riz only means that. There's nothing else that it means. As opposed to pull or like, oh, do you have game? Got game. Fucking, suck a dick. I feel like that's, I just, I like that's better.

better than Riz, man. You would. It's just like, I don't know, man. I think, uh, I don't know, man. I think I'll go, I'll always go like, you got, there's so much worse, Gen Z lying than that. You pull? Uh, like, which one?

Which one's worse? Which one's worse than Riz? I think fam sucks. I think, uh, fam? I think, um, I think fam sucks. That's not us. It is millennials.

No, that is. You're, like, I, well, then I'm still correct. My fucking, my black ass family. That, that is. Sam. Yeah, what's good, fam? I didn't hear fam until the last like five years probably. That's crazy. 2017 was the first time I heard fan.

I remember being like, Chris, you have to make that up. Chris, you have to be making that up. I'm not joking. You didn't heard fan. You haven't heard fam? Pham is from the 2000s, bro. Fam is not from the 2000. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah, I was definitely listening to rap music in the 2000s. Well, that's, that's our point. That's way older. So it's older than the millennials. So what is it? Honestly, I would say fan is Gen X. Honestly. Well, that's, yeah, it's stupid.

I don't like it either. You're just, I don't like it at all. What else? That's stupid. Like, I don't know why you wouldn't like it. It's just all you're doing is like, you're just, okay, fam, family. I understand what people shorten things because it's like, you don't need to say the entire thing. Fam.

Charisma is not a word that people are, like people say family all the fucking time, so it makes sense to shorten it. But family's not even, family's not even that much longer than fam. What's not even a good shorthand? Family, fam. What are you talking about? It's still a charism. Yeah. Hello, hello.

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It's way worse. It's the same amount of fucking syllables. I don't like cap. I don't like, I think Simp is annoying. I don't like... Sim is another one that's old. Woke is fucking annoying, although that's old. Simp is old, bro.

Like, people say they're using it. All right, everything's old. Everything's old. Sorry. But that's the thing. Like, well, you're using bad examples. But you use sheesh, which is fucking old. But I'm saying I like that.

I'm okay with that. Are you talking about the people who go like, sheesh? That's cool to you? That's awesome? I didn't say any type of... Sheesh! No, I didn't say any type of fucking... That's the only context that it's back.

And by the way, that's dead now. I remember Kingston was doing that unironically for like several months and it was, it pissed me off hearing that. It like actually like, I think it made me move away. It really made me move away sincerely. I think that's why maybe I, to me, because it made me move. I was like, I got to get away from this fucking guy. To me it's just like, why I like it is, is, uh, I like just, you know, when, when people

make up things like when they need to react to something, it's almost like an emoticon, right? Like, there's something about it that is just funny to me. And that's why I like it. It just reminds me of, all right, there's these dumb ass kids to say now, sheesh. You know, my favorite, bro, ooh. Cute.

Oof is funny. I think that one is actually hilarious. Like, something really bad happens to somebody. Like, oof. Oof is that? That's not even really slang, though, is it? I don't know. Like, I don't know.

Because that's just like, I guess that's just its own thing, right? Yeah, it's kind of like, because I'm sure people have been saying that. Yeah. For a long time. Like, I don't think they were aware that they were saying that. It's just like, that's like a natural reaction whenever you see somebody fuck up.

Like, oh, ooh. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. All right, I guess we're gonna have to do some poles or something. You have to do some polls or something. I think about, like, RIS. Under a microscope is stupid. No, you really sure.

Most slang is stupid. Yeah, of course. The only good slang, I think, is probably, the only objectively amazing slang is probably cool. Cool has withstood the test of time. And dope. Yeah. Dope's less so, but, like, it has.

Like, universally, like, people you kind of use cool. Like, old-ass people. to fucking kids. It's pretty cool. Like people in their 70s People in their 70s People in their 70s People in their fucking people

Like children use cool Like nine year olds use cool Exactly Oh it's very cool It's the only slang That's like lasted forever I feel like cool It's existed and promulated

So long as I haven't slang anymore It's just like cool Well I mean it is It is I guess But like oh that's just But I know what you mean It's so fucking accepted I understand

Man. I'm actually curious to get people's their take on how they feel about Riz. Because, yeah, my natural reaction was just like when I first heard it. Oh, when it was explaining me what it was, I was like annoyed. Like, that was my natural reaction. I don't like it because it's simply you wouldn't substitute Riz and charisma for each other. Well, the thing that I look at, I look at something like Riz or like things like that. And I look at it compared to like cool beans.

Or awesome possum. That's crazy. Or shit like that where I'm like... Those are white people named Billy. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It's like, no, man. It's...

That is so shit. It's crazy. To me, like, Riz is like, oh, you got the juice now, man. You got the juice. Like the sauce. Like, I get the sauce, right? Like, I like that. But I don't like that because of the context of music.

That's why. It's all, I don't know. It's all of that stuff because I feel like so many people don't have charisma. It just, I just don't think they're using it right. Like, I just, I just don't think they're using it right. Like, all these motherfuck is talking about Riz and shit. I'm like, you ain't got shit, bro. Hey, what's going on?

You got no machismo. You got nothing. Like, you're just, you're saying this shit. And I don't think you truly understand what it is because you're fucking lame. Machismo. Machismo means something very different from me. Well, it's, it's, well, I mean, it's. It's like, it's like, what would you call it, Hispanic fucking male toxicity?

Yeah. What's called? What is it called? What is it called? Toxic, what are they saying? Toxic masculinity. There you go. I can't forget that.

Because I don't believe in it. I don't believe it. That's perfect. It's not really. It's not fucking real. You could not ask for a better fucking. I think that's what you should probably start reading the things. I think that was the closer.

That was the perfect closer. That is pretty good. I hope we have a couple feminists listening I cannot find you All right Let's do the readouts Should it be why are you penis I mean good one

I'm good at cake Oh real quick I was listening to a podcast And then please read And these guys They're called cognitive dissidents And they were just talking about how The hysteria of like fake news

And all this stuff And they were talking about shaking baby syndrome how fucking everything was being classified as that, but it was like such a minute thing that like rarely happened. It was kind of like hysteria. It was just like hysteria and all this shit. And so when they were talking about that, on the next episode,

they felt compelled to clarify that, oh, hey, guys, you know, we were talking about that, but we just want to make it very clear. That doesn't mean that we think it's okay to shake babies. I think it's totally okay. And I thought, I was laughing because I was just thinking, how many fucking people.

wrote in How many people They wrote in Concerned that they were like Oh you're supporting shaking babies You guys are advocating shaking babies And that's what I just thought It just popped in my head

Because of my obvious joke Of what I just said And I was like you know Some piece of shit's probably gonna be like Oh, what a fucking asshole I think you should absolutely I think I advocate for shaking me I wonder if I wonder

If you could realistically Like I wonder if there's an entire Generation of Californians For example Like if you could track the day a big earthquake happened? Do you know what? Like if you had like a bunch of babies in a nursery at the same time during like a big

earthquake and they all survived, if you tracked that exact generation later on in life and like did like psychoanalysis on them, I wonder if they would be significantly crazier than people who were born like even just like a day before or a day after. This is exactly what we need to fund. But we are not brave enough to get an, we are not. not brave enough to conduct the science that needs to be conducted. We are not brave enough to shake a room full of babies to see what they would be like in 30 years. You're not brave enough.

You're not brave enough. I am brave enough. I would do it in a heartbeat. I would shake a baby. I'd take it maybe like a Maraca. Like I'm trying to mix a fucking protein shake. I'd shake a, I'd fucking in a heartbeat. I don't give a shit.

Look if it's not my baby. You're see a motherfucker mits a martini and shit. Exactly. Yeah. We can flip the baby. That's a crazy way to shake. Because I was like you're grabbing its legs and its head and just. Just mixing the middle of it.

You're just violently mixing the middle of its body. Dude, fucking baby. Baby's hearts and its kneecaps. All right, let's move on. All right. Let's go. You're going to start the reading now or what? Count me down.

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Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point.

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That sucks so much. It sucks so hard. My brain had to like think about it for a second. You stuttered. You buffered when you said. Because I could. I was like, wait. And this fairwell, there is no cum.

There's no hot buff guys. I've sucked enough. And this dicks from a thousand. Like a rap dude. A dix from a thousand guys. Obamna, Lord of drone strikes. I have a target block on Matt. Walsh House.

Let's go. Let's go. Looks like we're going to kill Matt Walsh. Let me be clear. Let me be clear. I do not do this lightly. We've been planning this for many, many years. We're going to set him ablaze.

Yeah. We are going to blow him to Smytherines, how you say. Push the button, bow. Push the button. I forgot that we have. I forgot about that bit of like Obama being son of Sam and Bo being like his, like the dog that told him to do all that shit.

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Right, right. I hate how much of my own life that I've sincerely forgotten. You know what I mean? You ever think about that? No, I didn't even worry because I forgot. Nice. I forgot to think about it. I'm forgetting shit rapidly, bro.

Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why we forget because it would be... It would be too hard to remember. Yeah, it would be so stressful to remember. Come in my ass, you're drilling me. You're drilling me. All I want is your roots to kill. was next to me and I was like, who the fuck are you?

Who's this? Corkmanage and Katrina, the Craig Rolefer case, tinfoil tyrant, learning voodoo with which magic to heap, Diane Feinstein in office, putting blackface on my light bulb. Guys, the crazy frog song has four billion views. Yeah, it does. Sweeney, sweetie, swall out my pinie, bend my dick into snatch.

At first I was gay, I was homophied, kept thinking I could never come without your dick inside. Nice. Homified is so dumb. She pipkin on my pippa possum. That's my real name. But when I fuck you, I can cream so much harder than before. Watch my ass in the air.

That's so much. It's so much. I got shockwave in my head. I got shockwave in my head who calls me a logical. Yo. That is distressing. Is that Dracula flow? I don't know, but it sounds like it.

I got a shockwave in my head that calls me a logical. I'm making decisions. I'm cooking with... Bro is cooking with mysterious ingredients. I fucking... I fucking... Love it, man. He's just, he's just saying shit.

There's a fourth one, apparently. Like a secret one? A secret one. That, like, I think you have to have, like, a link. I think, like, some of, like, people are going around sharing it, but I don't, I don't, no one's shared it with me. Um, if this is even real, I don't know, this is something I heard. Like, I passively read this on Twitter that I probably, I probably implied a lot of that. Uh, average Clinton energy, I hope Swin gets Vilego.

That's true. fucking funny. It's so funny. Sweetie comes with the podcast looking like a fucking gateway PC.

Stop. Stop. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's fucking nightmare. It'll be so good.

I'd be so sad if I was white. Lily wouldn't love me anymore. I'd be like, ew. I would laugh so fucking hard. I would go into, I would break into your house

and straighten your hair in your seat. She'd be like, ew, you're not the kinks that I want and just throw me away. Yeah. I would, I would black.

would straighten your hair, I would sedate you, straighten your hair while you're asleep and wake you up, I would blast every single Blink 182 song at once, on their own independent speakers in your fucking head. I'm like, no, dude. No.

Dude? No, dude. Shit, man. You're shit, man. What the fuck, Chris. That was not funny, dude. That was so nuts. Sack. Leave me alone. leave me alone Come on

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sang Everywhere You're everywhere By the way No hate I love that song Oh yeah Dude fucking

You're everywhere To me Didn't like Was she the person Was she the person Where like her husband was like one of the gypsy kings and cheated on her or something like yeah the gypsy kings he wasn't a gypsy king but you didn't cheat on her you you threw the information on my head

by saying that it was uh the uh black uh the black keys singer no no no sorry the drummer the drummer the drummer the black keys this ugly piece of shit if you google any of the gypsy kings imagining any one of them with michel branch is so wildly old Somehow, I mean, I don't know, probably now, yeah, I would imagine. Yeah, they're all pretty... The gypsy teams. I will say they don't look as old as I expected them to look. At least not uniformly.

One of them looks like fucking Walter Mercado, like one of those, like, he looks like one of those Puerto Rican, um, oh my God, what do you call them? Fortune teller, fortune teller people. Oh, fortunate. All right. Only on the first page, though. They should make Pito's go... They should make pitoes wear gopros in prison So you can see what happens to them

I think that would be neat Star Coffee on Twitch Bitch The new Patreon Cumstain logo All right It does look like semen or something It looks dumb

But it also like man I gotta be real I hated the last one Like I Like the one The first one I thought was great The first one was good First one was totally fine

Like I didn't see anything wrong with it The second one Hated it absolutely This one is dumb But it doesn't make me as angry You're right You're right Because like what was the last one

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the future. Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff? Yes. Building actual physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things. that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature. Right? Yeah.

My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with Conton? By 2029, we'll build the first fault-tolerant quantum computer. That is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com slash quantum. All right, quick quiz for the hiring managers out there.

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Regular test? With my daily? My age sizes? I struggled with that. I struggled really hard with that test. You're fucking stupid. That's why. I forgot what I mean?

But you know what I mean? Like a competency. I forgot what I called. Here. Chris. What this? This triangle inside the triangle hole. You're telling me that you aced your shapie holes in one go.

Yes. I mean, I'll sweat my ass off, but I pulled it off, bro. Could you imagine that's like a universe? Everybody did really bad except for like three people? It's like, you ace that shit first go? It's like, yeah, of course I did. It was really easy. I feel that way sometimes when I hear about like,

because some of my friends will tell me like, yeah, I was so good at math. But I was so bad at geometry. And I was like, geometry was like the only math I was like perfect at. Like, I don't know how people, I don't know how you can be bad at, I don't know how you can be good at math and bad at geometry It doesn't make any sense to it. I think it's just one of those things that...

It's ridiculous. I think it's just one of those things that people... You never play pool? Unless you're... Well, I mean, playing pool's not going to be good. It is... It does, I think. No, it doesn't at all.

You just understand... At all. When you're playing... When you're playing pool, you just understand that you're partaking in geometry but it doesn't help me do your fucking work. It absolutely does. All geometry is just knowing that formula for each shape.

That's it. I have to, no, no, I have to find the circumference of something by playing pool. Please explain to me. You hit it in a pocket, and then the pocket will tell you. Oh, okay. Yeah, you're, you're sure you're gonna get a job, but you don't have, you don't have circumference readers on your pool tables. Oh, fuck. I'm by the wrong.

What? What? No, like, just like, dude, like, there's, they're seriously, like, brilliant, like, I know, like, really, really fucking smart people and they're like, I don't, I, like, is this subduce or, uh, or cute? Like, I, I don't know. And I'm like, how the fuck do you, how, how, like, I think it's just a waste. waste of time to people, that's why. Geometry is so easy. Geometry is useless, though. It is like one of the most useless masks, unfortunately.

If you don't care about something so little, it's so hard to retain that information. Facts. Like, it's just, personally, because you guys remember proofs, right? Yeah. I thought that was the dumbest fucking thing. It was almost like writing many essays by, but doing math problems. And I thought that was the dumbest fucking thing on the planet. It's really useful.

That shit is all useful if you're going to build a house. We've got to build a house. I will never build a house. I like property. I like property. Even if the apocalypse happens. I get it. No, you're right.

You're right. It's dumb. But like, yes, it's one of those things where I took a, I took it in the, so I specifically took it in the summer. I took Jamtiam honors in the summer. It's because you learn stuff like all packaged into a few weeks. So you know you're going to forget all that shit immediately.

So you just learned it at the time. Take the test. But it's not even about knowing. It's not even about knowing it's just gone. But it's not even about knowing it. It's like, geometry is like intrinsic. It's like you, it's not something that... I feel like you have to be a genuine fucking, like, hey, you guys.

Like, you have to be that level to not understand geometry. Like, you don't... I don't think you need to learn it. It baffles me that people need to learn it. You do have to learn it. What are you talking about? The thing is... There's so many signs to fucking memorize.

What do you mean? Geometry is simply understanding... Chris, tell me all the signs. Tell me all the signs on the calculator that, uh, that coincide with geometry. I haven't used the calculator for geometry in ages. It's super simple. Geometry is very simple. Is this knowing which formula for which shape?

That's all it is. And that's all that math is, period, knowing which formula to use to figure out which problems. It's just like anything else. It's like I said like when my month's first of my. My friend said, oh, I'm not good at school, blah, blah, this, and that. However, he knows everything there is to know about Batman and the Lakers. And that's just because he likes those things. and if he gave a fuck about school

he would be able to absorb that knowledge just as easy. Like this motherfucker was a statistician when it came to fucking Lakers statistics but then oh, try to show him some fucking geometry should they can give, he could not care less about

he is not going to remember what the fuck cosine is or he's not going to remember like what you need to like he's not going to remember that shit because he just got you don't you don't need geometry very often because it's like

most of the time he's not using it you don't need anything past basic arithmetic man like the basic stuff mathematics yeah Yeah, you don't need anything. Like, you don't even need algebra. You don't even really need algebra at all.

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because it's just food in England. It's a funny. It's a funny word, but like, I understand it's offensive, so I won't say it. But it's food in England. I don't take it super seriously. Like, I won't go out of my way to say it. But I'm not treating it super seriously. Like, I'm sorry.

Like, it's like the, it's like, it's like retard where it's like, I won't go out of, I won't just scream this in a church or anything, but like, I'm not going to call it the R word either. You know what? Somebody said that retard was making a comeback on Twitter, and I thought I was like, what the hell are they talking about? And then I noticed some people on stream that saying it, and then I saw somebody talking about it saying that, like,

hey, why the fuck is this coming back? And so I guess it is. I guess there's people that are feeling more comfortable saying retard. Like, there's a trend going on right now. It's because we're all stupid now. I feel like it's so much easier to say fucking stupid. I just think that stupid hits harder now. Doesn't truly go.

That's what I just think. Because I don't know. For some reason, that word never appealed to me. Well, to me, to me the thing about it is just like any word that you would replace it with

is still just as offensive because it just means the same fucking thing. So like what's the point even? If someone calls you, if someone literally calls you into your face to say you stupid inward, I mean, I might laugh.

Well, you might laugh, but okay, but would you feel different if they actually just said the N word, do you? If someone calls me an N-word, If you're like, you're an N word.

Or what's just saying the N word to me? Like, yeah, yeah. Like someone actually says the little N word versus just abbreviating and say, oh, you're a fucking N-word. But they're still saying it with, you know, intent with the, like, they're trying to be antagonistic. I don't know. I think it wouldn't really change much. That's what I mean. Exactly.

It wouldn't change much. It's like. Like, that's kind of the point where if you're trying to get your-old, I'd be like, who you're bugging. But if you call me an N-word, I'd be like, dude, what are you on right now? I love, what was it? It is actually kind of funny if someone's like, angrily. What was that? What was that?

I'm not going to call you that. You, you black person? Yeah, like, he just said, you black person. And it was enough for him to get thrown over because obviously the intent is still the inward. So, like, if I'm, if I go up to somebody and I say, you're fucking stupid, what is really the difference? Well, the thing is that retarded doesn't mean that.

That's the thing. Retarded means a lot of things. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, against you. Because stupid only means stupid. Dumb only means dumb only means dumb. Outside of like some little slang, it just means stupid. Ritard

means to slow down. That's actually like a word, like a verb. Yeah, it's a retard. Yeah, it's even a musical term too. It would be, like, there's no musical term where it's like, oh, let me end word this, this riff real quick. It's not a thing. It's making a hip-hop to turn it to soul music.

Let me just end word this real quick. And it's just fucking funk. Yeah, yeah. No, but what I'm saying is for real. Like, there's like, it's, like, it's, not only, not only is it a word for, for, like, dumb or, like, Benley Chatt, but it also has other meanings. So, if anything, it's probably the only word that should probably be allowed in comparison to other things which is stupid, dumb, lame.

Those all just mean dumb. I understand, but I think all, most of the, I think don't, you twit, you dummy, stupid, idiot. I think all of those sound better than that. retarded. That's for me. I just think those sound better. I like retarded a lot. The only one that I like better is... Can I say something? I think all that is fine. I like chocolate with that a lot. But like I like all that stuff. I think it's all fine. Dunce hat. Dunst hat's my favorite.

Dunce. You dunce? I like calling people not only a dunce. That's what my grandfather would say. My grandfather would say dunce. And that's why it's good, but it's like calling someone a clown shoes. It's just better. Clown shoes. There's something like it's better when you just have this inanimate object like you're fucking dunce hat you're fucking your fucking clown shoes

and it just like really clown shoes it just when someone's up shut and they say stupid like you're so stupid dude yeah you're dumb like that is yeah you're talking I'm gonna talk to me every time after I'm like you fucking stupid

I just I will say generally I'll say generally I'll say generally I prefer people to be more creative than like obviously like I'm going to appreciate a nice creative string of insults more than I'm going to appreciate like retard or anything like that but like I don't know like I just don't like I I would like it's like you're really gonna come in here talking shit smelling like boiled come get the fuck out of here boiled gum boyle fucking veggie tail you're dumb

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