The Snark Tank - #181: SSSniperWolf vs Jacksfilms Continues

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

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So a little, so there's a lot that we should get into. But before we were talking, we were talking a little bit before the show started about, because Derek apparently canceled his Spotify because Spotify premium raised their price. Yeah. And now he's considering rejoining. Because it's apparently impossible.

impossible to use. I haven't used Spotify free since like 2012 when I was working at Sears. So I can't even fathom how different it was. But I remember it being fine. That's what I... I remember the only thing that I couldn't do was like listen to songs in like an exact order.

Like you could still have like a play. But if you had like five songs on a playlist, you could just play that playlist and you would basically be able to... You basically had control of what you were listening to. I don't know what it is. I don't know what the hell it is. I think you can still do stuff like that to a certain extent. The thing is, okay, so the ads are, I think, way more aggressive.

The ads are way more aggressive, which is, they beat you up. You can only, they will, I think you can only, every hour you can only skip six songs. So if you were trying to skim through things, like, say like me, since I'm involved in music, I'm kind of fucking around with a lot of stuff and listening to a lot of albums. Sometimes I'm skimming through shit. Yeah, you absolutely can't do that at all. You can't, well, first of all, you can't even. select, you can't even just listen to an album, right?

Like, if you go on an artist, it shuffles their entire catalog. So if somebody drops a new album, you can't even listen to it. And I was like, oh, this is completely unusable. This, I didn't remember that that was a thing, but apparently that's how it works. I don't know, it's that bad. It feels, it's, it's so shady, man. Like, it's, it's like a YouTube, YouTube premium, one of the options. It's like, okay, if you can.

can now close the video and just listen to the audio. That's an, like, why is that not just a default fucking option? Like, why is that not just a feature that is always YouTube? But no, they will put that behind a paywall. It's so fucking dirty. They'll do it. I'm specifically paying for it to not have ads. You know what I'm saying?

Like, it's specifically for that. Not for that, it makes me mad that that's a paywall. Yeah. Yeah. YouTube premium and Spotify premium are probably the only the only subscription services that I never even remotely consider cutting. Because I'm just like I'm never going to be able to use these things otherwise. Like I can't sit through, I can't sit through a million ads. YouTube premium, to be fair, it's actually pretty solid.

Like there's like a lot of good shit about it. And the money does go to the people that you're watching. The money is pretty good. If you break down the money, you see the premium. We're like, wow, that is a significant amount of money. Yeah, yeah, it works, I think. But Spotify, like, the thing is, like, I've considered going over to Apple Music because Apple Music does sound better. Like, you go over there and you compare the two.

If you can listen to a song on Apple Music versus Spotify at Premium or whatever, like, it does sound significantly better on Apple. Does it really? I feel like, I haven't, well, no, my Apple, my iTunes music sounds pretty good, but it's interesting. It does.

I've compared it directly, and I noticed it. I'm like, hmm, that does sound better? But like, does it sound so much better than I'm willing to go through 11 to 12 years of history on Spotify to recreate my playlist? Ah, yeah, yeah. No. No, it's not. Yeah, I didn't consider that.

I didn't consider that. All the playlist that I have, yeah. Dude, I have so many songs on these playlist. Some of them that are just like just not even available elsewhere. And it's just like, you know what? I know Apple I know Apple is full of exclusive songs though like full of exclusive songs

No you're like the title No no Apple Apple has a much of such a song You're thinking a title remember when What is it? What Jay Z was like I'm gonna put all my stuff on title only Oh yeah

Good luck dude Yeah how's that going Fucking shitty How's title I mean you've been on Spotify Yeah of course Because people people were going to To try to get his music

It's just that people come, he just was like, I can just make, I'm just not making money for no reason on the side. He was like, I can just make money by doing this because it's, it's dumb to just put your money at one plate. Like, it's like, why would you do that? You'd make money over here doing that other thing. Online ecosystem exclusivity is crazy. Yeah, it's insane. It's pretty nuts. I hate that.

And I can't, it is so, you know, we talk about like the screen actors guild and the, and the writers' actor league or whatever the fuck they call themselves. or whatever, you know, those people, they're represented and they're fighting and they're getting things done. On the music side, nothing's happening at all. Yeah. Let me tell you this. I haven't made a ton of streams. Chevy trucks have you covered when the road takes you from smooth sailing to

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But let's just say, I don't know, I've definitely, let's just say like a 45, 50,000 streams on sports. Spotify has landed me like, I don't know, $20 or something. You know what I mean? Music is dead, man. Making money from music, like, proper hasn't been a thing in like 50 years, dude. Yeah, it's one of the things. It's really not really not really make the money.

The balance of when you see like how much, like, just think about how much money they have to throw around a Joe Rogan. Like, he got hundreds of millions of dollars. A Bill Simmons, he's another person that got hundreds of millions of dollars. millions of dollars just podcasting and they just refuse to just pay artists when they know why both because it's because there's so many things though like it's not it's not simply just them not paying artists a lot of it's for a multitude of reasons it is because podcasts are long form and they keep people on the platform longer that is also part of it but like then one particular artist does it is it is crazy it is crazy when you consider the fact that like they make so little money that

Really think about this for a moment Some of the most famous acts in the world Are still Like people who were like big in the 70s Are still touring Yeah yeah yeah yeah I really can't imagine that they're touring Because they want to

Oh just for the love of it yeah Yeah just for like oh man I love going from Because at a certain point dude If you've been touring since the 70s You're not seeing anything anymore. Like, you've seen the world. There's nothing left to see at that point. Every person I know that's toward hated it. You've met every single kind of person. You've met every single, you've seen every single culture. You've been to every single venue. Like, what is there

left for you? Except maybe, like, maybe they're holding out hope that they can go to, like, North Korea or China and tour. Like, I don't know what the hell they're doing. But, like, there's nothing left to see. So there's no way they're doing it because they love it. It's because it make some money. It's because they have to because they can't make money off streams. They make money off concert tickets and merch and merch sales at those concerts. 100%. That's how you make money.

Yeah. Yeah, that's the only way as an artist. And if you're small, it is touring. Sometimes you have to even think like, oh, I don't think it's worth it because it's so fucking expensive to tour. And so trying to find that balance, man.

it's so difficult. I'm gonna, I've just logged into my, I use Distro Kid. I mean, if I was just doing purely covers, I would use, I think Jonathan Young turned me on to sound something's, sound drop. But that's like they specialize in doing covers and it's free to upload to it. District Kid just paid 20 bucks a year or whatever.

But I just want to show you total. So in total, like after they take the money from me, they take their cut. I've been on district kid for three years. I have made $594. Like that's just, now, my numbers aren't extravagant, right? But the, let's say, there's my numbers that I do have and the little amount of money that I do have, it's still like the ratio is is fucking insanity where like say when you think about how many people have listened to these things how many like say uh when people used to buy records for example

when you think about this many people listening to your records and how much money that would generate and versus the streams it's so fucking astronomically different now yeah the the labels would still take most of the money, but you would still get a little bit more. Well, depending, I guess, depending on what type of contract you had, but if you signed a 360 you, they're no, no, 360 deals is fucking, completely ass. The fact of they exist in general is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's, it's so predatory, man, but yeah, it's just looking like, but what happens is this, right? When somebody becomes famous as a musician, right? What happens is it? These are the things that go on, right? You become famous. What happened is a record

label gives you X amount of dollars to be, they always give you less than what your song is worth. So I was to give you like, if you have a, like a bang-up song, like Post Malone, he made White Iverson, white,

white Iverson, right? Label gave him a million dollars. That was easily like a $5 million worth song. They gave him that. That's the money you get to like make yourself look fly, move into a nice place, pay for studio time.

You have to pay them back that money. Yeah, so that's what happens. You have to pay them back that money. And you sign and they gave you an advance and you have to pay the money back. Pay them back that money. If you don't pay them back that money, you'll make your music until they get their money back on it from you. Yeah, you don't know a group like TLC.

You know, you guys know TLC, obviously, you know TLC. Yeah. They're completely broke. Like, they have some of the biggest singles in R&B in the world, and they have absolutely no money. Just where you just were an example. It's fucking crazy that that's why it's so much better to go independent. And hopefully, you can just open your Patreon or something where the services work in the way. that they take a small percentage

and not the other way around. Like the record labels would take 90% and then they would give you 10% of like a sale. Like all right, for each dollar. For each, for each CD, you'll get like a dollar and they'll keep most of it. And it's like, shouldn't it be the fucking opposite? What happens is that,

what the fuck? What happened is that people learn that. Record labels hate that that happen, but people learn that. And through the convention of the internet, like people like Joey Badass, one of my fair rappers. He was independent until he signed,

a, um, he signed a collaborative deal with Sony. So now that him and Sony own, um, pro era is owned by him, but whenever he makes an album, what you call it? Sony will help fund the album. You got to collab with the Spider-Man, right? Huh? You got to collab Spider-Man? No.

I wish you did. That'd be fucking cool as shit. That'd be cool shit. But I'm not a big fan of Taylor Swift music at all. I think she's the ultimate. She's the ultimate, Neppo baby as an artist. But that girl's a genius. She's an absolute genius

She literally She literally Some um A company A lady used to own her music What she did was She re-recorded her whole entire catalog All of it

Independently So now that she owns all of her music A hundred percent now That's not genius That's just she has resources to do that Although she has reasons to do that It's still genius It's so smart to do that

But she and Elvis It's smart I wouldn't say genius It's smart That's fucking smart as fuck. I'll tell you what genius is. Genius is Elton John writing all those amazing songs back then

and then coming back 20 years later to repackage them for an audience that has never heard them using like modern artists to do it. That's fucking smart as hell. I mean, he did that with one song. He made one song. He did that with a few.

He put three songs into one song. Right. And it's fucking brilliant. And they all work together and it's like, it's crazy. I was like, dang. Especially considering that guy's like, especially considering that guy's like,

guy's like that he's gay he's like he's gay especially considering that he's gay no he's like he's like he's like how old is that guy how old is elton john he's got to be in a 70s 64 no way he's 60 fucking four he's 76 that's way old I thought it's it's about 10 years older than you thought it's it's about a decade but it's crazy like she's like I'm recording my music and I just like everybody listen to this version of her music So now she gets all of her money back. How does that work, though? Because doesn't that register as like a cover of...

Not when it's done by the artist. As far as I'm concerned, so my friends were briefly in the industry, right? They never dropped their album. They recorded with Metal Blade. Shit fell apart. And they couldn't release those recordings. Those masters, they belong to Metal Blade. But they could have.

And which I told them. to record the entire album independently and drop it. Fucking the guy, my boy Brandon, did not do it. And it has been, this was back in 2010, I think. To this day, hasn't fucking done it. And I'm like, you are like, I was like, I love the dude, but I'm like, that is the dumbest fucking thing because literally they were the biggest band in that genre at the time and created other bands because of it. Like, I was a part of it. and then I left they got much bigger

and he just didn't do like say like what Taylor Swift did it's just one album it's just not like say Taylor Swift for catalog would be millions of dollars to record she has the resources to do it but it's like all right you can get a loan of like say $30,000

whatever chip in or whatever and record an album professionally because that's the problem if you want to get it done professionally especially back then the fucking mixing and mastering mastering alone it's so fucking expensive so now Now that we have the tools to do it ourselves, and the quality is only slightly off.

Regular people don't notice the fucking difference. When I'm dropping music, people are like, wow, the quality is really good. And I'm like, I notice the flaws, but not really people on average. And I'm like, that's fucking good now. And then now it just just ask people to give you money. That's so much money in her pocket all the time. That means whenever she tours, whenever she records, whenever it's on the rate, like all of that money is straight in her pocket.

That's insane. Yeah, she can go and spend a lot of money. Now she can go and spend a lot of money on ruining the rest of her relationships for content. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, like, what is this? She was, geez, dude, chill, man. She was with that guy. Do you know that the band, man?

The 1975. I don't like her either, but chill. God. Oh, man, Heli. I don't even not like her. I don't even not like her. I just, it's, it's just such a predictable pattern that it's like annoying. It's like, it's like the musical, it's like the music version of Leonardo DiCaprio

dating people under 25. It's like, okay, cool, we get it. We get it. This is what you do. I'm not even upset. I'm just like, do we have to, do I have to hear about it? Do I have to hear about it constantly? Like, I don't care. Yeah. Other people need to catch up. They need to catch onto it and she needs to go in a different route, but people aren't going to catch onto it. They just think, they probably think that it's never her fault. Like, she's not, she's not, she's not the bad apple in the relationship. Her demographic is the dumbest demographic of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of consumers. It's teenage women.

They're the dumbest. They're stupid. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hey, man. I ain't trying to have the Swifties destroy our podcast. My dog was eaten by a pack of Swifties. And I want to try to trifle with those people.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry to be mean, but they're just, they're stupid. They don't, they don't understand that they grow up because my girlfriend was a Swifty. And now she's like, oh my God, her music is so unbelievably stupid. And I'm like, yeah, I know. I know. I'm glad you evolve to the point you can understand that. Here's fire.

Do you think people are going to grow out of it? Yes. People got everything like that. I don't think people grow out of everything. She seems like an undeniable force right now. Right now. Right now because how many teenage women there are. Well, she's always been on, she's been on top for such a long time.

I mean, remember the whole Kanye thing? That was 2009. She wasn't on top then, really. The Kanye thing made her way more popular. Did her music win the best thing? That's the reason. why he was mad in the first place. That means you're on top, sir.

She had best timeout. She had best song. She had the best song. Right. She had this video, didn't she? But she wasn't on top. That year, Vianto was on top.

But say, the fact that you even do that. You're right. She has been popular for a long time. Yes. And it's only grown. Shot her into the stratosphere. I think it's your world. Because you cried about it.

I think in your world, but not in the teenage white girl world, she's always been on top for them. Look, I accept Taylor Swift. I accept Taylor Swift whatever That's fine It's it's In if you compare Taylor Swift to a lot of other things

That are that are going on in music right now Like honestly like whatever I'm fine with it Because I see I don't mean So this is obviously something that we shouldn't pick on Right because we're clearly not the demographic for it And it's clearly

Just a young person It's clearly just a young person Writing very first draft songs and that's fine but like Olivia Rodriguez's songs are fucking horrible like they're her songs are horrible

she sounds horrible it's it's her background music is horrible her instrumentals are horrible she doesn't she's terrible Derek no let me just say this let me just say this

I'm not talking about like music I think musically as far as like like melodically and instrumentation like whatever That's fine. But like the second like the words come in, it's like, oh my God. Yeah. Yeah, they're cookie cutter.

This is so bad. But it's obviously like a 19 year old fucking, it's obviously like a 19 year old with the first draft who like is surrounded by people who aren't going to be like, hey, maybe that, maybe that's not good. But it doesn't matter because people are going to. What is being turned out right now. Like no revisions. Yeah, 100%.

Put it out there. It's like that song that we were talking about like a couple episodes ago, the fucking I'm good and I'm feeling all right. Like, no way that's the best. Like, come on, dude. Like, that's a great melody. Surely you can come up with something else. Surely there is an infinite amount of ways to iterate on that melody in an interesting

way. I'm good and I'm feeling all right. Is the best you had? No way. No way. That was a first draft and you know it. I don't know if it was a first draft event. I don't know if they wrote it down.

They probably just like improvised it in the booth and we're like, that's pretty. good. 100%. I actually, I have a memory. I have a memory of that. I was in this metal band and the singer did not write lyrics.

All he did was while we were recording, because I was doing some backups, there was a Little Caesar's pizza box. And he wrote like three words or something. And then everything else, it was the most disorganized piece of shit ever.

But, Nope, nope If you're just not really paying attention It worked It worked But me as an artist I'm thinking this is so fucking stupid This is so unprofessional

This is so shitty And that blue song or whatever I'm good It's one of those things where you're like I can't think of anything good right now I'm going to put it to the side But these dickheads Just force their way through

They're like no We need to get it done So we can get paid And it's not gonna sound good at all. It's not going to even going to be. It's only catchy because this is so recognizable. It's an iconic melody. It's so, it's so much

bullshit, but I want to go to that. Olivia Rodriguez, like, okay, I want, because it's an end of her defense. She has a good voice. Not great singing live. I think studio, obviously it's cleaned up quite a bit, but like there's that, what was that driver's license song? She don't sound like shit in that song.

It's like the, it's less about how she sounds and more about just the words, literally. I don't think she sounds good at all, bro. She totally, you can't tell. Someone said she's like the newsagher of Haley Williams, and I called them the N-word. That's crazy. She's not Hillary Williams. She's not Haley Williams.

You know why they said that? You know why they said that? Because they had to give, Olivia Rodriguez had to give writing credits for her best because that song good for you. That song good for you was one billion percent just to rip off of misery business. And so to the point where it's like, oh, yeah, yeah, you got you caught it. Which is these fucking Slimy pieces of shit that do this

All that they steal shit And hoping that like Oh we're gonna get away with this Like um Who's that bitch dual dual lip? I just found out that she's uh She's British I had no idea

She's very British Her music doesn't sound British Or like that ruins a lot for me There's yeah right That's why she worked with Elton John Well a lot of people work with That's what you're talking about That's why she worked with Elton John

Well no that she's she's She's under Wait time Mom spaghetti. Time out, time out, time out. Time out, time out, time out. Time out. Time out.

Time out. No. Look, guys, look, I get it. I get it. I get it. Okay. She's his understudy. She's under study.

That's like, that's like why she became famous. You better lose this up to the music. You're, uh, I can't. The moment you want to, you better never let it go. You only get old. That is why they're not miss your chance to go. What are you saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's why they collab together so often. Yeah, yeah. Because she's an understudy. I need boobs. Moonlight. Yeah, she, uh, some, so whoever wrote that song, they completely ripped that song off from some reggae people. Some other, some other random person.

You know what's crazy? I heard, I heard about that when I was in San Francisco. And I think I met the guy that made that original song. That's hilarious. Because we literally were in San Francisco like on the same guy's Uber. Some guys. He was talking about how like, I swear to swear on my life.

We were in some guys Uber and he was talking about how like I, he either was a part of the person that helped write that song or knew the person that I'd write that song. He's just driving just fucking. I was just like, oh, I was like, really? I was like, this is bullshit. He's not serious, right? Come to find out, she got sued for it and lost because he literally stole somebody's song.

And I was like, what the fuck? You know, my. There's a lot of instances. There's a lot of incidents. of that happening where it's like, I don't know, because on some level, like, dude, there's only so many chords. There's only so many notes that go together in a certain order that sound right. Like, I could believe certain things happen just completely just out of sheer coincidence, right? But then you have stuff like, the one that was most egregious to me was, I can't remember what the band was called.

I think it was like Saxon or something. I don't remember what the hell it was called. but they had a song that ripped off Rob Thomas's Lonely No More in like a way that was like in a way that was like jarring

like jarringly brazen I can't remember what the fuck the song was but if you look up Lonely No More rip off it'll it'll show up because it was so it was so insane I think people see sampling that was the first time I was like

I'll sample lyrics. And it's like, no, don't do that. Don't sample lyrics. These fucking weasels are just trying to get away with not paying any royalties. You can even sample lyrics,

but like don't sample a whole verse. You have to pay for it. That is the difference. They're just trying to get away with paying because you, like say, in hip hop and in an R&B, they sampled all. I mean, that was,

there would be no fucking puff daddy, you know, because that was, Kanye, man. There's no time about sampling. They're just, they're sample machines.

There'd be no, Dre, there'd be no, they'd be like, all those those are, they got to clear it. And then so instead of these fucking pieces of shit, we'll try to be like, oh, it's changed just enough. And a lot of times it's not. Like freaking, the worst one is vanilla ice with under pressure from Queen. Oh, yeah. Stupid. That one is crazy. That is, you know, that was when I saw that whole thing, because obviously we were, we were too, you might have been able to just barely see it, Derek. But me and Chris were clearly too young to understand when I was going on. But like when that when I watched the whole video about him, like, it's dun dun dun dun do the fucking explanation. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. And it does the same thing. But for, um, there's one, it's one step behind. Stay up there. What you call it?

Under pressure. And I'm like, dog, that's the same thing except for one note. It is one note behind. The explanation is crazy. It was copying it. It's comical. It sounds like that. It was the same.

It sounds like satire. It was the same. It was insane. This is clearly like a spinal tap spoof thing, right? You guys are, you're pulling, you're pulling my dick. There's no way you think,

you think you're actually saying something clever right now. I hate, but Vanilla Ice is also one of the worst people put in music involves. He's, he's like the, that's why people didn't like M

at first because of people like Vanilla Ice because they thought he was another one of them, which he, he was one of them. He was the industry plan. It was like, Bera is just like,

it's like, it was absolutely like an industry course. This is like Beaver was just like, uh, this like, uh, Asher Roth was just like fucking McElamore was.

Asher Roth was not an energy plant. He was, he was, I like Asherroth. I really liked Asherroth. No, he fucking wasn't. He was industry.

He was absolutely industry plant. I grew up in my space. He fucking blew up my space like Kit Cuddy, like fucking like, uh, like Lady Gaga. Like he, he was fucking absolutely my space.

One billion percent. One billion percent. Oh, this guy's pretty decent. And they grab and drop. and then Ashrop didn't like the music he was trying to make. He fucking built his audience on MySpace. No, no, no.

That is not an industry plant. You're completely wrong about that. And then he was, the movie they were trying to make him make, longer than he wanted to make, he didn't want to do it. Because I still listen to Ashrodrodrod. That's not an industry plant though. He still makes music. An industry plant is you're groomed.

You are nothing, and then you are all of a sudden you explode onto the scene. They're like, who the fuck is this person? Like, his growth was organic. And then he made the fucking The Sleep of the Bread Isle, which was, you know, it was like, whatever. He made his first album,

people liked it. It was white boy, it was white boy frat music. And he was like, I don't want to do this anymore. It was actually very, it was very diverse

and I think that was actually the problem. He had this fucking, nice first album. It was what they wanted. So he had a dance song with Cilo Green. Maybe after he got popular. Maybe after he got popular.

He had a dance song with Cilo Green, which is not fucking frat boy music at all. Like, it's very diverse. He had a song that where he's trying to be more grounded, like,

where he's trying to be like, trying to get out of Eminem Shadow called As I Am. Yet, of course, the I Love College. You're just thinking of that college song. And it was a very, because, Lark on my go cart, which is one of his most popular songs,

which is a MySpace song. Like, bro, I know, I know Asher Rob, bro. Like, you're fucking, you're fucking, because I remember his, I remember his first album coming out,

at least the first album after he got popular. It might have been after he got popular. Let me, let me paraphrase that. Because he came out and he had short hair first. And then we would make this next album when he had his long hair. He had his long brown hair.

and he was like, I do not like what I'm making. This is not good music. I think that was his album. That is not good music. I think that was just like 2014, dude. I think he didn't put out a second out. I don't think he put out a, he didn't do any follow-ups until he was independent

and he had long hair where he was all like that. I don't he came back and made another song that was popular too, but it wasn't as popular. Maybe you're right about that. But I think the song, I think the album you're thinking about where it had that song like Fast Life on it. It might have been fast. Was that the popular song?

Let me see. No, the one that were you talking about. It doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't fucking matter. We're talking about Asheroff. He's gay. We're talking about my own disrespect to Asherov.

But that's what people didn't like certain artists. They were like, oh, these artists show up out of nowhere. And then all of a sudden, extremely popular. And everybody thought Eminem was going to be one of them. But M was actually. They show up out of nowhere. Well, sometimes people show up out of nowhere like, like, like, like a YouTuber showing up out of nowhere outside of people's hands.

houses. God damn. That was way too smooth. I was, uh, dude, that was, I was, I was, I was waiting. I was, I was waiting. I was, I wasn't gonna bring this up. Way too smooth. I wasn't gonna bring it up.

We had, so we had, dude, look, we, we had Jack's films on the podcast. Literally the entire internet. Yeah. Yeah, we had Jack's films on the podcast, not even like what, like a week and a half ago probably, like, what, two weeks max? Something like that. And it was, it was, before all this shit went down, we brought up sniper. Wolf a little bit, obviously, because it was like a meme that was going on.

So we brought up sniper wolf. We didn't spend more than, like, I think, two minutes of that two hours talking about sniper wolf at all. But I think the day after we posted that video, the day after we posted the episode live for everybody, this crazy shit went down where sniper wolf just showed up outside of Jack's fucking house. And literally a day after. tweet like it I think she Instagram like she posted a photo of his house on her

Instagram which is crazy and I don't even know how to fucking respond I don't even know how to I have no idea how to even talk about this because it's so crazy and so out of pocket apparently this isn't even her first time doing shit that's this outrageous apparently apparently she has like a criminal record which is awesome I know there's a mugshot but I don't know for what. Yeah, I don't know what for. It's so funny. Just the, this.

I mean, it's, it's not funny. It's obviously really fucking scary. But it's also like, it's, to me, it's like, you really just showed up outside of some dude's house and claimed that they were obsessed with you. What is going on? That's what's so, what's, what's made me so flabbergasted. That very, I just, I don't, okay, I know, I know, I don't, I'm not, I don't know that much about sniper Wolf. I just know that she was the, uh, back in the day, people were shined her because she was

pretending to do let's plays or whatever. And then she clearly wasn't playing. Um, obviously the freebooting stuff. There just, I don't know that much. I honestly had no idea how popular she was. Like when I saw her numbers, her numbers on YouTube and then knowing how much you was, um, followed on Instagram, I didn't know. Because she's never in my radar, other than, you know, people talking about all this freebooting shit.

She was the original E-girl. Right. She's one of the originals. But was, I guess, maybe the most popular, I guess. She's one of the first ones. Dude, I don't understand how you could have that large of an audience. And I mean this. And I mean this.

I don't, I'm really mean and not understand the type of power you wield that this is so astronomically stupid to do. I don't understand. And the fact that she doesn't care even slightly is so, it's actually, it really is on that, because we like to throw out psychotic and, you know, and sociopathic and shit like that. We kind of just label people, but like legitimately, I was perplexed thinking, oh, maybe she's at least going to try to apologize and be like, oh, yeah, fucked up. Like, that was too far. But the saying, no, I'm the victim and also making light of it by walking.

with her sister. I found out that was her sister in that picture where she was saying like whose house we go, oh, we show up to your house, what you do? And like just making lie of the whole fucking situation. And I'm just thinking, I'm like, bro, like, do you not understand how many fucking sims follow you? That like, you have, this guy's your enemy, right? So now you show this house. I mean, do I need to say anything else? Like, the implications there. Everything else is like every, they don't understand. I don't think they get it. And like, and I understand that's negligence, because for me, I thought I genuinely, genuinely, generally,

at first I was like, oh, she's just being stupid. She's stupid and she doesn't understand what she did. Because I think that's what it always is. I think people in this field just don't understand. We don't get how much power we have and then we do something dumb. And instead of her being a mature enough to be like, yo, that was dumb.

That was stupid. My bad. Like, I didn't, that was really fucking idiotic. She's being too prideful to say that. As long as she's saying, she's like, I made a really dumb mistake. I did not. Five,

I was too busy in the bullshit of understanding that, like, I was annoyed by you making fun of my content that I did this. That's it. Because that's what she, that's clearly what looks like happened. I don't think she wanted this. I don't think she was trying to be truly insidious and have one of her fucking,

her loose egg people come there and hurt jack. I think she just did something really stupid. And instead of being mature about it, she's not doing it. I, because that my initial was my initial, the latter, that my initial,

or the former, I guess, that's my initial thought, right, that she's just a colossal idiot, which I think is still true. She's obviously stupid, but what I mean is there's a part of me that it's just, even her, like,

God, you have to be, the level of stupidity to even be like, and to allow her to let everybody know, like, oh, all you have to do is Google and you can easily find his address. Even saying things like that, I said this on the podcast,

one time where Joe Rogan had on this dude that was trying to talk about child sex trafficking and all that shit. And then he put out some information that I thought was to, you know, millions and millions of people. And let's say, Joe Rogan listen, there's so many listeners, there's going to be a small percentage of, like, fucked up people listening. And so it's like things to take into consideration where the dude, like, let people know how cheap it was to buy a kid in Thailand.

and putting that information out there is kind of fucked up to do because you now just unearthed shit that a lot of people, they didn't think about it until that very moment. They're like, oh, wow, that is cheap. I'm a fucking pervert. All I got to do is save for a few months, and now I'm going to go to fucking Thailand. And in a way that say when you say something like this,

so it's like even if it is completely ignorant, yeah, it's fucking nuts. Like you should have that where you should know that. I have 30 million people following me on YouTube. There's going to be a few crazy motherfuckers that will do my bidding. There's a little bit of some fucking bad eggs. I think it's a situation where she just, she just, because she was, I think she's one of, she was recently shouted out by YouTube themselves, like specifically.

Yes, he was. And I really had a big hub up about that. So she had a panel, I think, at VidCon or something, or she has one coming. I don't know. I don't know exactly the specifics. But she is in there, you know, to the point where. there's no way

that YouTube can argue that they haven't seen this, right? They know this is happening and yet there's nothing's been done and I think nothing's been done because she knows nothing will be done because she has

I don't know if it's necessarily an amount of power. I don't think she has power over anybody but she has enough influence to not worry about suffering the the consequences of acting this irresponsibly with her platform because it's fucking insane. I would never in a million years go to somebody's house who is criticizing me and then tweet or Instagram their house out to my followers. And I'm not even remotely as big as this person.

That is such an obvious line that you do not cross to the point where I don't know if it's just ignorance because it's a sure. She's too old. How old is sniper wolf, dude? Like, she's, she can't be. And she's also, and the thing, the thing, the thing to understand about it, too, is that she's also, like, huge and famous and a woman. So you would imagine that she of all people would kind of understand, like, the just basic desire to not have your private whereabouts just tweeted out by a fucking enemy. Right.

I don't, I don't buy. I don't buy that it's just ignorance, man. That's, that's so out of pocket. I feel like it has to genuinely, I feel like it, she's 30. She's 30. But how could, like, say, I feel like it has to be ignorance. I think that she would feel like if this happened to her, like, let's say, let's say. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

But that's what I mean, if it happened to her, if it happened to her, what happens is, obviously, uh, fucked up it is for this to happen. No, no, I get it. I get it. But I think it's just to do I just I really really really really don't think that creators in general And in a general sense have understanding of the amount of people they have following them period No you're right about that I think that is the case of what happened but like it's like how often do you see this happen How often do you see all the time? No they did no we're talking about this specifically

This specifically this is like one thing that you see this is like the Jake Paul's the Logan to whomever don't typically Oh fuck Jake Paul was beefing with Faye's Banks He did some really fucked up shit to where he got his assistant To be like oh he beat me up or some shit That's some illegal shit right

That's some crazy shit but At the very least motherfuckers weren't showing up to their house and being like This is where this piece of shit lives or whatever Oh I just want to talk to this dude I just want to have some words Like even her fucking language And then her sister

her sister was just making jokes saying things like, oh, does this do not know how to fight or whatever? Like, they're just fucking trifling. It was obviously that was, you know, we can all agree that her saying, I just wanted to talk. It was on the same level of,

on to catch a predator, there was a dude that got caught twice within 24 hours. Like the second time they caught him was in front of a McDonald's and the dudes excuse was just saying I was just getting something to eat. That was his excuse and it's just as poor as her saying

I wanted to talk. Who the fuck? Look, I would even give her the benefit of the doubt if she didn't stream or take pictures. If she just showed up to Jack's house and like that would be weird enough but I can at least

give her the benefit doubt like oh she's crazy but maybe she literally did want to she's one of those in person people. Even that would be hard to believe But I would at least give her a window A little Maybe she was actually trying to squash the beef But no no she's like

Oh I'm gonna pull up with all with my Five milt Niggas don't understand how much five Mbts that's a lot of fucking people That's a lot of fucking people I have 20K on Instagram To me 20K is like Wait that's imagine 20K

You go to an arena Arena arena holds like 14 to 18,000 people It's a lot of fucking people dude when you just look around. I can't imagine being surrounded by 5 million fucking people. So now all of them see that at once. They all see this guy.

Oh, this is the guy that's been running his mouth. And to your point, Chris, the reason why Jack started criticizing criticizing her was because YouTube was showing her off as the golden calf or the golden goose or whatever. Right, yeah.

When they recognized, when they found that out, people like, what the fuck is this shit? And then he started kind of going hard on the paint. And people, and I want to say this, People were trying to say that, oh, what he's doing is creepy. I disagree because of the actual... If he was just making a thousand videos, like the quartering, I would agree. I'd be like, all right, dude's kind of going, needs to be doing Bree Larson.

But there was a point to what he was doing. He was crediting people. He was, there was a point to him making these videos. Yeah, he was literally helping people who, like, got their content stolen from this person to, like, be able to file claims or whatever to get their... to get their stuff removed from that video or just to get money from it in the YouTube bad space system.

So like there's actually like a reason to be doing this beyond just being a troll. It is like a meme for sure. Like the fact, dude, Jidja Jax. It's such an awesome. First of all, he's been doing this forever. Like Jack's been doing satire on YouTube for the longest time.

And it's really like he's so clearly not an, will person. Like he's not doing this just to like harass a person and to make them feel unsafe. You are stealing constantly. And so, yeah, that's going to draw criticism. And when somebody who's big enough to actually criticize you with and actually affect you, when that happens, that's probably going to bother you. But that's not harassment.

You are not the victim here. You've stolen. You've stolen people's intellectual property, profited off of it. and you've doxed a person. In what reality are you a victim of any kind? It's insane. It's maddening how off-base that assessment of reality is. It's crazy.

Right. But she also said, she also said that she doesn't know how to dox somebody. So essentially how could she docks someone if she doesn't know how to do it. And this is just like to me further. where I'm like, this just sounds like, like, if you remember, I want to bring up the Logan Paul thing again with the forest, where when you plead ignorance and people are less likely to want to shit on you than if you're like, I intentionally did this.

And I feel like with her offering those stupid ass, she's completely self-aware of what she did. And she's offering shit like, how could I docks? I don't know how to docks. No, an innocent person that accidentally doc somebody would be like, holy shit, I didn't realize, I'm sorry. Like, I didn't know that that was considered doxing. Instead, she's like, oh, I don't know how to do it. And I'm like, nigga, you don't have to know how to kill someone to kill someone.

You just, it just happened. Sometimes you run someone over with a car an accident, you killed them. You know, it doesn't be like, I didn't know how to do it. What the fuck of me? You did it. It already happened. It's like, what the fuck are you talking about? It's so fucking silly, man.

It's so. So it's so maddening that like Logan Paul got absolutely destroyed, right, for the forest thing. And there's evidence actually now. There's more evidence to support that it was actually a dummy. Some autistic guy made a crazy in-depth video examining all the stuff and what was inside the van and stuff. The day after we talked about it with Jackson films, dude, that was so funny. Or the day, the very day of, I think. Dude, the fucking mystic shit, dude, that keeps happening.

And I'm like, dude. Mystic. That's what I was saying. I'm on the fence. So I'm like, I'm not sure. I can't just say it's not. But anyway, my point being, he got absolutely obliterated. I think YouTube even took away his YouTube Red show.

He had like a show or something. And they took it away. They destroyed him for a while. They demonetized him for a while. Then, of course, he got back on after like a year. I can't remember how long it was. That's not the point. The point is it looks like they're not going to do fucking anything to her.

Like nothing. Like, not even like a slap on the fucking wristwork. Who is it? The act man made a fucking joke about, I think, what did he, to, what's his name, mom? Oh, yeah, because he, because I can't remember what, I think it was, I don't know if it was quantum TV or somebody else. I think it was quantum TV. It was quantum TV. It was something, but he had a video. Hold on. Hold on. Stop, stop. There's a video that Actman did where he made like a joke. It was like a sketch in the middle of the video where he's like, here's my new YouTube series, doxing adventures.

And he was just going around like pretending to dox. people because apparently like that's that was okay because this other person that he was criticizing was doing it actually um okay and and he got trouble he and he got in trouble for that joke sketch and sniper wolf is fine i thought he did the thing where he had to fake the the fake idea he insinuated a penis in what you call his mouth and got a hell of trouble for that that is also that is also that's crazy he didn't even show what he should They insinuated something He got mad trouble for it.

I was like, whoa. That is also true, but this is also something else. That docking thing, though, was exclusively on Twitter, though, wasn't it? And that was kind of like, I don't remember. I think so. I think that, yeah, I think so. That was the thing. It happened on Twitter.

It happened. And then he got penalized on YouTube for it. Yes, yes. And so it's like, here's something that happened outside of YouTube. And so they absolutely do punish people for doing fucked up stuff. And nothing. I mean, this is way worse than Twitch. Twitch is now like

They're probably like fuck yeah dude Like let them Let them fight Let them shut on YouTube We finally got a break Thank God Like yeah like oh we let the people break TOS Oh we let hot women break TOS all the time

But now like this is this is way worse She could have potentially got this dude harm This rules Well to be fair to Twitch To be to be fair to Twitch I show speed showed his penis And he's still on he's still on there So like there is

Oh he didn't get you didn't get banned at all Like any That was on Twitter? Or was that on kick? Was it on kick? I don't know what he is. I don't know. No, no, no, no.

No, no. No. Actually, he just got invited back on to Twitter. Sorry, Twitch. He was actually banned from Twitch. And I just, because he, okay, so I just found this out, like, maybe a week or so ago. He was banned, and I only, I didn't know.

He was banned because he made a rape joke when he was, like, 16 or something. He said something, like, he was asking a girl about, like, would you sleep with me? if I was the last guy on the planet type of thing or something like that. Yeah, and then she, I think she was saying no, but then he was like, who's going to stop me? Like, who's going to, like, you know, like nobody's there, like, who's going to stop me? And I was like,

oh, shit. Yeah, that's insane. That's not a joke you make. That's not a joke you make in front of a camera. Of course you don't. That is not a joke like that's such not a joke you make in front of a camera. That is a joke you can only say in front of close friends because they'll get the joke. Like, I just don't get it.

I don't get it. If I, if I heard that, I'd be like, All right. Look. It's a funny joke in a specific weird. That is a funny joke in the context of your friends. If you're like, if you said, if you said that's one of your dude friends,

that is a funny fucking joke. I don't even think it's just kind of like, eh. Like, to me it's like, it could be funny. Like I said, like a tennis.

It's like, it's like comedy. Yeah, but like that's like well written. You know what I mean? Like, right, right.

It's like that comedy shorts gamer intro where he like chloroforms. It's all right. I can't. that's real still. I can't believe that was just real. Do you understand that he had to pitch his channel to people, to advertisers?

And that was like the first thing they saw. It's just like this animated, like, puppeteers. This is a bit much. Doody fucking freak. Oh, man. That's totally fine. It's...

That's fine. That's fine. Dedgement. Rape guys. Yeah. I really sure it's a rapper hair. Dude. it's just such a weird it was such a different time but the point is

I don't know man sniper wolf uh seems like a complete jackass and hopefully something hopefully something yeah it seems like a real jerk this guy

uh so hopefully hopefully something is done about it but I really I really doubt it I don't think uh I think she's YouTube royalty for some reason I don't know why like she's not if anything you know what's weird about this whole thing to me

is that jack films to me seems more like YouTube royalty than like sniper he should be because he was like around for so long and like popping for so like like he had like a viral video at least a handful of viral videos

every year for the last like the entire time 10 you know what I mean it's 10 so at least 10 yeah he's like the perfect representation of YouTube especially the you in YouTube right it's supposed to be like yeah he seems like the last remaining

he seems like the last remaining I'm sure there's probably others that aren't coming to mind but like in the immediate sense he seems like the last remaining person that actually is emblematic of the type of content that YouTube used to reward where it was just like hey here's a guy

here's just this one person and they're making a bunch of shit obviously he did his like what is it live show and all that stuff It was cool. Oh, right. Yeah. But, I don't know.

It's not like, it's not like what's popping now, which is very different. Anyway. Yeah, the website is not what it used to be anymore. I've realized that all the old were created to watch are gone. None of my old subscribers even getting old people anymore. Yeah, like J.F, he's gone. Richard Spencer. Richard Spencer's gone.

Who, um, who else? Like you watch, my conservative content now is like, I don't know, the Hodge twins, but they're not popping like they used to be no more. Yo, they broke my heart, dude. I used to watch Hodge Twins. They broke my heart. I don't know. I used to watch them in 2010.

They were just bros that would go around trying food and go to the gym and so like that. Yeah. They were really cool. Gym stuff, life advice, and then they started doing the car food thing. But it was actually, they were the only car food review people I watched because they were so stupid. Like the way that they would like fuck with each other. Like they would just say like dumb a shit. Like two brothers would fuck

with each other. Yeah. That's basically why I watched. I didn't really give a shit about the food they're eating. It was just actually just hanging out talking shit. And then they started doing a political comedy which I caught one of their shows in Brea. And I was like, oh yeah, there's cool, took pictures with them and shit. I was talking to their

producer. And I was like, man, these guys are cool. Like I want to do some content with these guys and then like fucking two years later. And then he turned around and said, then he turned around and said, get away from me. black person get away yeah yeah and that's and that's you guys all send that to each other you guys everybody in that rooms

and each other they were all black you know if me black person everybody was in a corner room there wasn't a corner room say away from me blacks stay away from me black everybody's has a hand

blocking each other don't touch me get out of here get out of here you don't get away from me this is when uh this is the moment when I knew that like something was happening

with them because I stopped paying attention to them and then uh I did it so this was like six or seven years ago or something, probably like six years ago, uh, I did an interview with Crowder before I knew he was insane, right?

This was like, well before I was like, oh, this guy's like an insane piece of shit. I just thought he was some fucking chuddy comedian guy. That's the way that he passed himself off as. And later, one of his, uh, uh, one of his producers of somebody emailed me. They're like, hey, can I like fly you down to Texas? I want to do some. I was aware of who the fuck he was at this point. He emailed me saying he wanted to fly.

me down to Texas with the Hodge twins to do some skit and I was like, no, I don't know what the fuck's going on with that shit. I'm good. But the Hodge twins, they, they went hard in the paint in that direction. Now they're just like, they sell 1776 shirts and shit, you know, they're, oh, they're called the conservative twins now, just, you know, if it didn't, if it didn't, if it wasn't any more obvious. Are you serious?

They, they, wait, did they rebrand themselves to the conservative twins? They made a channel called the conservative twins, which I. think in under a year got like over a million subs. And I'm just like, this is so... Do concerns even believe in twins? Like, is that not like an affront... Is that like dark Satan magic? I feel like...

That is so disrespectful. I go to their demographic. They're like, the hot twins are such a threat to them. They're these giant, good-looking black dudes that they're just like, oh, there's... I don't know about you I don't know about these people like it's just you know like oh oh oh oh the blacks are

you know they gotta go in their place and they're you know those types the far right motherfuckers right but they see these people and they're like a bastion of like you know 6-4 muscular attractive and it's like everything that they say

in black people for some reason can't achieve because they're racist and I'm like but it's like it's like that cognitive dissonant it's that dance It's like when I realized there was a handful of this is the thing that blew my mind And like so a lot of the bread tube people were on to something That there was some fucking really seetinely racist people that are watching me just because

There were some things that I was saying that they're like I'll I like that you're I like that you don't like Anita Sarkisian Also Hitler's dope And it's kind of like Yeah Why are you watching my content sir? Please go away It's a funny leap man Please go.

But yeah, they're gone now. They're gone. They're gone. Thank God. I used to love, I'm watching them right now. I used to love them. They're still kind of funny in the same way they were funny. It's the shit they talk about.

It's like, shit, I can't get behind it anymore. It makes me really sad, man. It sucks because I know they're grifting. I know I just, I know that they saw how much money there was to be made. And I'm going to say this. And I probably said this before. I feel partly responsible. There were people that saw.

me blow up and they saw that like hey if I just go actually completely in this one direction because I was the you know I came off as the I even made church

the radical centrist right like cute but then the Candice Owens the Hodge twins them and other black folks all they did was just like oh I'm just gonna just say really fucked up shit

and I'm gonna explode and that's exactly and I was like fuck I feel like people saw like they scratched their head. It is your fault. It is your fault. I blame you entirely. I would never say egotistically it's completely my fault because that just sounds like it's not created these people. It's yeah.

No, it is. It is your fault. You did this without you. I did. Without you, Kanye would not be a Nazi without you. Can you imagine? That's a little much. Can you imagine if that was somehow true?

That is a little much. Can you imagine that was somehow true? But look at it, I will say this. I will say this. There's maybe a person. it's maybe it may here's the fucked up thing it may be partially true in a sense that

I feel like Candice Owens was one of those people that like she probably saw me in this space and was like I can do this but I'm just going to go completely far right and just and to steal people's talking points I'm thinking like there's a possibility that

say she you know piggybacking off of as I'll never say like so you can even watch my old content I was never some there's nothing. It sucks to have to say this. There is nothing conservative about me. So even when people thought I was conservative, I said to the people that saw me on talk to some two conservative people, I understand that maybe just just not even doing any effort. Maybe you thought I was conservative. Oh, I'm talking to Crowder. I talked to Jordan Peterson. So maybe they just thought immediately.

I understand that. I'll never shit in you for that. But if you watch any of my content, or just look at me, just look at my fucking tattoos and the ears and the holes in my ears the odds of you being a conservative and being looking like this is so fucking like slim to none yeah uh yeah likely story

yeah whatever you say uh yeah whatever you say yeah yeah there's nothing I was like it says live free on my fucking knuckles like I'm not like whatever you say black Hitler or blittler for short uh fucking big deal

uh you just remember Black Hitler? I do remember like Chris Tucker a little bit. He had like Oh my God What was his name?

What the hell was his name? Hold that we have to look him up. Gazi. Gazi, Godso. Yeah, there you go. Black. If we look him up.

The fact that there's a black killer and you guys let him exist. He kind of looks like Chris Tucker. It looks like a like a Chris Tucker before he got money. He's gone. He's just scrubbed from the internet. I can't find any.

anything. Oh. Oh, he got it from him. Something happened to him recently. He got arrested or something. His name was, his name, his name was Gazi Kazzo or something. But yeah, that was, that was a wild. G-Z-G-A-Z, G-A-Z-I, I don't know. Col. C-O-C-O-C-O-D-Z-O.

Oh, man, I'm not going to. K-O-D-Z-O is what it was. Yeah. The rise and fall of Gazi-C-C-C-O. Oh, from Axios. Dude, that's so funny. That's so funny. But yeah, there was a black Hitler.

It was such a wild time, men. Oh, simpler times, man. So many crazy. They were simpler. Isn't that insane? You look at, like, some of, you look at some of, um, some of, like, the political controversies from, like, Obama's time. Yeah.

And, like, it's just like, he wore a tan suit. And that was the controversy. It was like, president shouldn't, president shouldn't wear. 10 suits. That's crazy. George Bush couldn't get through a... He tried to go through a door and it was locked. Phew.

Oh my God. Can't believe that. That wouldn't even make the fucking front page now, dude. Not even. That would be so forgotten. It's crazy. It's like now it's like, oh, what did Biden say? Biden forgot his entire family today and started talking about the

internet. start talking about wave-dashing and fucking fighting games in the middle of the internet. It's the internet's fault. Hell yeah. It's all, it's all the internet for it. I think,

I think, it's still a huge point of pride for me that I was like one of the first people to bully Candace Owens. I really, I feel so happy about that. Absolute bragging rights. Absolutely bragging. You know what's funny?

I was the first one. I was like one of the first like two or three people, though. Like it was like, I would say it was crazy. The first with prominence as far as I'm concerned. Because if you, when I remember, however many years ago this was, I did not remember that I watched your video on it.

But when I went in, I saw that your shit popped up in the search engine, I had a like on it. I liked the video. I was like, I watched this video and I forgot she existed. So I was like, oh, fuck this bitch. And then I just forgot about her. But yeah, like you fucking trailblazer. It's trail laser.

I actually thought about, I'm not going to do it, but I thought about watching some of the streams that we had. I just wanted to see because there was. Oh, yeah, it would be interesting to see those. There was, I don't know why some people push back against this, but there was a community of whatever you wanted to call them, anti-SJW, it doesn't fucking matter to me. But there was a community because there was diversity in opinions

that would come together and shit on these people. Because there'd be fucking like Hunter when he was a complete chud back in the day, Hunter Avalon. They would be... He's like the opposite now. They would be fucking right. There would be Jeff Holliday. There would be...

All these people in like one stream or something. We would come together to all be like, this is stupid. And there was something fun about that. And then when that shit died down, people went to their respect of corners and stuff. And then things kind of got all really shitty to the point where I don't really talk to any of those people anymore, especially the people that were, you know, unfortunately the people that are on the right because they just went so far to the right where there were people that say you've probably ran into fucking relatives that are older like your grandparents and stuff some of them just

just by default growing up in a certain era are kind of you know they're kind of conservative especially if you if you grew up in like in the black communities they don't like gay people they go to church all the time there's there is a very like now there's there's I know there's a misconception about a lot of that stuff, but I would say, like, socially, there was a lot of conservatism within those communities, especially the older you get. So I would tolerate that stuff. You would tolerate them, whatever.

We would try to coexist and stuff. If anything got too far, obviously, we would break apart. My point being, there was some of that happening around 2014, 2016. And then I think when Trump got, everything just kind of like fell apart after that, man. Like, everybody kind of just, like, there's some people. I ain't going to call nobody out, but man, there are some motherfuckers, I mean, that there's some motherfuckers that are getting Nazi sponsors,

you know, they're getting like, they have a Nazi publishing. They're fucking promoting Nazi, like, literal. It's the fault. It's the fault of the world how it was at that time. How people's perception was stupid. People didn't, people weren't reading in between the lines. No, I think it's exactly doing,

doing the work they should have when they were looking at. I think it's all Derek's fault. I think it's all Derek's fault. I don't, I don't like, Some people blame YouTubers at an era. I don't like, and I'm like, I don't really blame them. Dude, I had people tell me that they seriously thought like, like, there were people like, Chris, because of Chris Trump was elected, I'm like, you're wilding. I wouldn't say that.

I'm flattered. I'm flattered. I'm flattered. I'm so flattered by the idea that like, crazy. I'm flattered by the idea that like without me, I would, like, I altered history. Like, I'm flattered by that. But it's also like people, people, but it's also just objectively untrue. People saying you.

and Derek and June are the reason why Trump was like, that's crazy. They didn't, they didn't do that. What thing specifically? That's America's fault. Yeah, there's a few things, I was saying. There's a bunch of liars have been politicians forever. And this one guy, unfortunately,

unfortunately, barn stupid enough to pick it up, but he was telling the truth in lies. He was, he had more truthful lies than everybody else. And people were like, yeah, I believe this. That's why there are so people that weren't conservative

before him that became conservative after him. It's because the way he would speak, It resonated to people, unfortunately. Unfortunately, charismatic, but he's charismatic in a stupid way. Like, say, look, there's a big difference. There's a big difference between Obama and Trump, but they got elected essentially the same way. Being extremely charismatic and telling a lot of fucking lies. Telling people what they wanted to hear.

Hope and change is what we need. We don't need the same old thing. And then hope it changed, it seemed great. Obama's charismatic as fuck, very good looking. And then it turns out, you know, he didn't really do much of most of what he said. Like, it's kind of fucked up that Biden's doing a better job. than Obama did, which is insane to me, which is literally insane to me. It makes no sense to me, but that is the reality we're living in.

But the absurdity about, like, say, certain people, YouTubers got Trump elected, first of all, I lost a lot of subscribers, not a ton, but I lost hundreds of subscribers when I said, like, I'm not voting for Trump. Are you fucking stupid? Are you people like, I'm not voting for these fucking ghouls? And then other people were saying, you're going to get Hillary elected. What are you doing? So, but the reason why Trump got elected, not just, not this wave of fucking YouTube memes and shit that made him seem cool or whatever the fuck.

Number one, most of those people in our generation don't vote. So even though they were saying they supported Trump, they didn't go anywhere and fucking vote. Just look at the numbers of who the people have, the demographics of people vote. Number two, the media really fucking helped him out by saying Hillary is going to win by a absolute fucking landslide, which created so much apathy. which created so much apathy on the fucking left that we're just like I don't need to do shit because there's no way he's going to win

that is such a fuck that is people don't understand how fucking... It's so stupid it's look at when we talk about mixed martial arts I think that might happen again I feel like by the way

that might happen again the opposite way because I feel like the whole thing with last time was that they think the election was stolen so I feel like a lot of people are going to be like why bother voting

if the election was stolen I think so too. I think there's a lot of people they're going to be like, what is the use? They're just going to steal it again, and it's probably going to bite them in the ass. Probably going to lose, like, a lot of support, if not, like, say, hundreds of thousands or something where it can be really important in swing states. The people that have grown to vote now, actually, like, the people that, like, eight years

ago, those 10-year-olds, eight years ago actually kind of care more than we do now, they actually get a lot more. They're fired up. They pay attention. Like, and in a way, we didn't pay attention. They're fired. We were apathetic. We were part of the, we were part of it.

we're a part of it. Like said, our generation, we didn't, if you look at the numbers, we did not get out there and fucking vote. So like you say, look, the idea of saying, like, oh, crying about ourselves. We got Trump elected or whatever. I don't want Trump to win either. Instead of fucking like, I really, I mean, it's real, that's very real. It is

real, but yeah. My girlfriend had to put me on to shit like that because I'm very much so. I vote, in the, in the primary, I was like, I'm voting for Bernie and then they screwed Bernie out of the they screwed Bernie out. And then I was like, you know what? Fine, you deserve this. I was not surprised. all. Like, people were, like, stunned that he won the election. And I was like, I wasn't,

like, expecting it necessarily, but the second it happened, I was like, of course this fucking happened. Like, I was cackling up a fucking storm. Because, like, you did this. To yourself. You had the most unlikable fucking person going up against a layup. And because you couldn't fucking admit that nobody wanted her, you sacrificed everyone. Fuck you. That's exactly how I thought. It's still how I feel quite frankly. Like I really, I understand. We totally fucking deserved that.

We deserve that. I understand. I understand. Like, if there was a real, if there was a, if meritocracy and, and the democracy was, was, was, as pure and as honest as it should be. Obviously, Bernie Sanders would be president. No, no contest. He was, uh, he would have at least, he would have at least been in the fucking election. No contest.

You know what I mean? No contest. I, I am 100% confident. He would have, he would have, he would have absolutely just. It's too easy for him to be. He's so much more likely what Donald Trump is as a being. Like as a being, he's so much more like him. Like Trump would say a bunch of shit and Bernie would be like, you're a lying piece of shit.

I hope you get shot in the back. I just know anecdotally. I just know anecdotally from like, and I'm sure like that's anecdotally doesn't necessarily translate necessarily. But like I know a lot of people who like voted for Trump out of protest because they didn't like Hillary. Right. And they would have voted for Bernie. Which is crazy. I didn't vote at all.

See, that is the that is the proper way to do it. If you really, if you want to protest, I'm protesting the fucking system by not participating in it. Now, I don't do that anymore. Like I said, just like you, we talked about this before,

but that, because I think the perfect example now, and one of the reasons why Jin Zizo fired up is, is, uh, Roe v. Wade being overturned. That is a perfect example of my, literally voting on to that proper in a way that, like I really appreciate it. Cause shit like that.

Exactly. So now it's like, it's too irresponsible. Unfortunately, I have to contribute to the lesser of two evils. I have to. Because the lesser of two evils is better than the fucking more evil person, unfortunately. Like, unfucking fortunately, that's just the world we're living in. Where I wish we would collectively come together, you know, 300 million plus people and be like, we're not fucking doing this.

We're not going to just let the DNC or whoever the fuck, the GOP, put in who they want, Who the fucking lobbyists want? We're like, okay, here's the nominee. No, we're rejected. That is not what the people want. It's not, we're not going forward, kind of like a strike. We're not going forward with this shit. Instead, we just do.

In a perfect world, that's what we would do. But it's not. So now I'm at the point where it's like, well, look at all these women are suffering now because this shit got overturned. I have to fucking, I got it back right. I have to do. They try to like do that. And like someone's just like, no.

And they just defling shit. at him. It's like, this is going to be the president. No. And they just, people start throwing shit during the fucking inauguration. The inauguration halls covered in shit.

The people that are going to play. Like, Seleau Green was going to sing. He gets caked and shit somehow. Like something horrible. It's a bunch of fecal matter all over D.C. Biden and Trump shows up. And people just start like slapping them to death, you know? Like, no.

That's not. Slapping him. Yeah. Slapping them to death. Everyone grabs. same, everyone grabs him and they put him up like he's wanted to be crucified. What was it,

was it Shane? Is it Shane? Was it Shane Gillis? You said like Biden looks like the first president that you could punch assassinate? Probably. He's definitely not. He's definitely not.

He's definitely not the first one. That's crazy. Well, he is kind of. I would kill that naked one hit. I would kill Jeremy Carter one hit. He's not president, though. He's not president, though. president. He was the first

that you could. He wasn't like, I don't think he was small, but you're probably thinking of Jimmy Carter now. You're probably thinking to Jimmy Carter now. I'm talking about Jimmy Carter then. Jimmy Carter was a small dude, man. He's always small, but I don't know if you can't. My grandma has a picture with the man. He's a tiny guy, Derek. Yeah, but small is not the same thing. It's not fragile.

Like Jimmy Carter now, you can slap him. You can literally slap him. I got that got a one shot of Jimmy Carter back in a day. I love him. He could cry. He could cry. You could cry at him. and he'd probably like crum. Anyway, we've got to move on to questions. We're spending a lot of time. You're right.

If you tell about people's of the world, he'll be like, oh, man, I tried so hard to disappear. And then he dies, yeah. So, let's hit these questions. Yeah, let's get into questions. Battery Moisturizer rode in. Nice. Curious if any of you guys remember particularly potent insults

from when you were a kid. Someone who I later became friends with brought attention to my hideously asymmetrical ears through the, though the friendship has lost the time, his observation still lingers in my mind. I'm curious what he said, though. I want to know what he said. But I think, I will never forget this as long as I live because it was so verbose and so offensive. But he, so this is like, I think, fourth grade or something.

And I went to a school with like a lot of different people, like a lot of different backgrounds. So there was this, there was, I was friends with this, this kid. I can't remember, I can't remember his name. I only knew him for like a little bit. but he had this littler kid from like two grades below him, he would go, he would like kind of bully him to get things for him. And it wasn't like bully.

He wouldn't like beat him up or anything. He would just like, he just for some reason this little kid did whatever he wanted. And it was this black dude bullying this littler black kid. Fourth grade, second grade, dynamic. And he brought him his ice cream one day. from in like the cafeteria and he said, I'm not going to say it because I can't say it.

But I remember being just staggered that it was said. He said, my, my, what an obsequious little N word you are. Which is what? Crazy. Because that was a,

you have to understand, right? You have to understand. Obssequious is not, obsequious is not a fourth grade word. That's like, That's like, that's a high school word. Who taught him that?

That's what I was like, what the fuck is? I didn't know what that meant, and I learned it. I learned it later in high school. And then it like, flat, I had that flashback. Like, oh my God. That is crazy that he said that to that kid. And the kid was like, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did the little kids say it to the bigger kid? No, the bigger kid said it to the littler kid because, like, so, Obsequious means, obsequious means like, attentive or obedient. Why do he know that word? That's what I was, I was so,

like first of all, I was thrown off by A, the advanced language, and B, the slur, which at that time, I had never heard. Like,

I straight up had never heard that. That was a new word for you. That was not like, you know, not like, you know, not like outside of, Not outside of, like, the soft A in music.

Oh, okay. You know what I mean? It's like, man, when you meet a new demon and the book opens up, and then the demon face gets playing the book, that was you with the end word. They got added to your dictionary. You're like, oh, nice.

Dude. I was not, I was not really, I never really said it, ever, even in like, uh, yeah, okay. I'm, like, especially as a kid. Like, once we, once Kingston and I got together, it was insane. But, but, but, uh, fair enough. Fair enough. There was a period of time we were saying that word so often in the house that it stopped bothering me.

And then I said it around Lily and she was like, yo, chill. And I was like, oh no, that's not a good word. Dude, I remember telling you because we would joke about it because we would make jokes out of it. But then you would like, but then the issue is like I would, I would hear him get angry at video games in the next room and then scream it with anger. And that made me feel not good. Like I didn't like me. When you say, when you say anger, that's the problem. I don't like being an environment where that word is said.

with vitriol. Like it's a, it's like a really uncomfortable. That's, that's where it's bad. Like when you say a malintent, it's like if you get hurt,

like if I'm arguing with somebody, right? And they argue at me and they say that to while they're arguing, I'm punching you. That's the only time how like break character.

I love that video of the kid of the kid being put where he's like, don't call me that Joe. He punches him. Because he was still his friend. He was still his friend. He was like,

yo dude like don't call me that. Like just chill out. I probably wouldn't be friends with somebody after that. I mean, that's the whole thing. That's like a friend wouldn't call you that. So how I was a friend was before? I think he just learned, I think he grew up learning how to deal being called that word.

And he had his moment where he hit him and he was like, don't call me that, Derek. And he left. Yeah. He's like, don't call me that. I don't know what's the most crazy thing my friend said to me. That's the insult that comes to mind because it was just so advanced. It's a good one. It's very good one.

Now that I remember it, because of this question, I'm going to be using the word of sequest a lot. Because it's such a fun word. It's like an E and there's a Q. It's cool. For me, the worst thing ever, it didn't happen to me, but I witnessed it happen was it was during SAT practice, right? And some kid was really nervous, like he was doing the test and he was nervous.

And he got up and he went to hand the test and he fell down in front of a bunch of kids. And then one kid got up, it was like, ha, and called him the F word in the whole room started laughing at him. The whole room so that's crazy. I was laughing so hard. I was like stomp laughing. I was like laughing. I was like laughing and stomping up and down because it was so funny.

The kid just got up and left. That's great. That word at that time meant so little. Like that really didn't mean anything. You fell down and therefore that's what you are now. Yep. Why? It probably technically means less now.

You're a ragged. Is this that more people, some people make more hell of a do to it, but it means less than it did then, I think. You're a ragged, raggy. It's so crazy, man. I don't know. That's a wild one. That's a wild one. Just to be insulted for falling down.

Like, well, to be fair, falling down handing in a test is the lamest way to fall down. Like, that's like a really, because it's a flat surface. You're not doing anything.

No, but falling down, like, I don't know, at least like falling down a mountain is crazy. You know what I mean? Or like falling down like a staircase when there's like soap all over it.

It's like, oh, well, you know, there's only so much you could do. Or like on ice. But like on a flat gym floor, because he probably did SAT practice in the gym, right?

He fell hard, too. Yeah. Yeah, he fell on a fucking solid. He's scorpion. He almost scorpion. He broke his back. He almost scorpion. Seeing him of scorpion is a crazy thing.

It's like, how did you fall like that? How did you fall so hard your body bent over and your fucking feet were dangling by your head the wrong way? Like, how did you get yourself to that point? It's good thing.

Poor guy, man. I hope he didn't hurt himself. So here's a good little question. Gray ghost, gray ghost wrote in. And he goes, sup snarkaholics and anonymous. Nice. Not a spooky question, really.

But with the increase in podcasts and more guests coming next year, what are the chances of us getting guests like shoe on head or Elvis the Alien on a second time? Also, I think it'd be cool since Derek wants to do like Manosphere stuff to do question threads on specific topics. Example dating.

advice questions, job advice questions. You know, honestly, that might not be a bad idea. Specifically, like, having more, like, directed question threads. The issue is that there are so many questions that we have to get through. We have to get through them as they are. But we might have, like, a month or, like, a portion of the month that's, like, dedicated to, like, specific questions because we're going to be doing a lot of episodes. That might not be a manifest or a podcast.

That might be great. I would say such toxic shit. More than I usually say. But as far as like returning guests, I mean, that's always possible. Like if we have, if there's a reason for us to ask them to be on if something happens or if they want to jump on, if they just messaged us and said like, hey, we'd be, I'd be down to go again. That's fine by us. Like, no problem with that at all. So yeah, I mean, will there be repeat?

I can't promise those guests specifically, but I'm sure there will be. there will be though. I'm sure they'll be repeat guests. Yeah. I would like, I personally, I would like to get Zach on again since he was our inaugural episode. Right. And it's been so many.

200? 200. Maybe 200. Yeah. Maybe 200, maybe. Yeah. But it's, yeah, we got to, yeah, we'll figure it out. Maybe.

I don't want to promise anything because he's a busy. He's probably, he's, of the people that I know that has been on the show, he's definitely the most busy. Yeah. So we'll try. We'll see if that's possible. possible, but, um, oh, yeah. So, uh, let's see.

Rache blacked, blacked moss, legendary netcumer rode in. All right. So, sup gay songwriters. That is what we are. That's our legacy. That's true. What are your guys' top three queen songs? That's a very specific one.

I'll tell you this. it's not fucking Bohemia Rhapsody. I'll tell you that fucking much. Definitely not. I hate Bohemian Rhapsody, quite frankly. Like, I really, I, I, I don't hate it all. I'm sure it's, I'm sure it's because, I'm sure it's because it's overplayed and no other reason beyond that. But, like, I really can't stand that song anymore.

Like, it's completely ruined. I just can't stand the part that everybody talks about the fucking bridge. I don't give a shit about that stuff. I don't go to fucking plays and watch operas and shit. Oh, figure. Figaro. Galaleo. Galileo, figaro.

The part that is unlike any other part of that fucking song, that's just like so out of. Most of that song is unlike the rest of the song. But like that song part in particular. The intro is a fucking, it is a ballad of instruments with piano. With fucking, there is a solo.

And then it does that dumb bullshit. And then it goes in just the electric guitars turn on. It's a fucking rock ballad with that weird shit in it. I think it's a great song. I would just take out. that bridge, I'm be honest. A lot of people would probably be mad at that shit,

but I would take that shit out, and that would be my favorite song. See, I would want to take that away from people. I would simply say, this is not mine. This is not for me. Because I like parts of that song, but not enough to ever listen to it. This is my three.

It's easy. Obviously, under pressure is one of them. By the nice. Somebody to love. Yeah. Somebody to love. And for me, Percy's between Flash Gordon's theme song

or, um, what you'd call it? Or, um, give me the prize. Between those two for my last one. Hmm. That's me. Hmm. I think the album for Highlanders so good. I love that album.

As far as songs that like make me feel like nothing, nothing beats We Are the Champions to me for number one. It's just fucking excellent song. And it always brings me back to The Mighty Ducks, those movies. I don't know if you guys ever watch those movies I've seen the first two But yeah so they would I've seen a fairly strong duck But I've not seen the movies

Being not seen the mighty You know what's crazy We are the champions Has the same effect on me That it probably has on Chris Where I've seen that I heard that song so many times Because of watching Mighty Ducks

So much when I was little on Like when it would come on Channel 11 Or when it would come on channel 7 That I don't even hear that song anymore Like it comes on It's like we and my brain mute it. My brain mutes it.

I'm like, all right, cool. The mighty ducks, mighty ducks. That's all you hear. And we'll Mighty ducks till the end. Duck, quack, quack, quack, quack. That's so stupid. I fucking love that song so much.

The good song, though. It's a good one. I love the nostalgia. Like, because they're sitting by the campfire. They're singing the song. They're champions and shit. It's fun. It brings me back to.

a good old time. So we are the champions. I actually That song is kind of petty too. There's a bit of pettiness in it. And we are the champions because you are the... Yeah, no time for I was about to say something bad. No time for

bitch-ass niggas, because we are. That's basically what they're saying. They don't fuck with losers. So yeah, they're rubbing salt. They're putting salt in the wound, but that's how gloating is all the time. You know, because some people don't realize that there is no There is no graceful way to gloat to celebrate because you're celebrating at the expense of somebody losing.

You can celebrate respectfully, but it's hard to. No, no. No, see, we give people, that's crazy. We give people a pass. There is no, like, there is no actual, because there is no respect in being like, ha, ha, ha, I won. Or not even saying, aha, I just be like, I won, we won, yes, at the expense of people losing. So, no matter what, just by default, you're doing that, you're rubbing, salt. in the wound.

You can. Even if that's not your intention. It's not respectfully though. It's not respecting. You're not hearing. You're not listening to the words that I'm saying. You don't have to gloat though. It is not respectful.

What we do is we give people a past that is we would deem it respectable, but there's nothing respectable about it. It is it just by its nature is arrogant just to do like there's a thing like say if you win something, you win a game, you get bragging rights. We allow it to happen. but I'm saying it's at the expense of somebody losing so by that default you are basically

celebrating somebody's misfortune I don't think so we're talking about the same thing we didn't change at all success there doesn't have to be the same thing you don't have to be the same thing you don't have to be the same thing it is the same thing that's the part that you're missing

your success compounds in their failure right but you can celebrate success without celebrating They're losing. That's very possible. See, but no, you, but see, that's the thing. I'm saying you are just focusing on yourself, but you celebrating the win is also the people that lost, making them feel worse. Even if that's not your intention.

That's what I'm saying. I can't lose gracefully. It's crazy. Just losing it like, dang, I took the out, man. That's a whole different conversation, right? That's a whole different conversation. So we are the champions. So we're the champions.

We are the champions. I'm not even saying people can't gloat. I'm just saying it's an interesting dichotomy. We are the champions. I got to put it because I really do like most of Bohemian Rhapsody. I think that song is fantastic. I love the riffs. I love everything about other than the bridge.

And another one bites the dust really does something to me. Great song. Great song. God damn. There's something, just that fucking baseline is so goddamn good. Another one down. Another one bites the dust. every time I hear that

I just feel like I'm fucking ready to do something man I'm ready to fucking like no Black person We had a robbery Yeah man I don't know Another one Negas of a tree

I don't know man There's a lot of The issue with me is like It's hard It's really hard for me to choose between these Uh Because I actually I like a great deal

There's too many I'm As far as like I'm getting As far as like the stereotypical ones, I think there is something about just the infectiousness

of We Will Rock You that is just like, I don't like that song. Like I don't listen to that song really. But it's like, it is an iconic songs. I would give that as like a shout out. Like the stop, stop, clap shit. It's just, it's good. But I would say like, I don't know.

I just, just as an asterisk, do you agree with me? I hope you do. It doesn't matter if we do. The solo at the very end of that song is fucking dog shit, and it just sounds like... Can I tell you? I don't remember a solo. Oh, that's probably why. I don't remember the song.

At the very end of the song, he just starts jamming on the guitar, essentially, and it just sounds so out of place because there is no melody to that song other than just what there's... Freddie Mercury. There's no instruments. And then all of a sudden, this guitar comes in and it's just jarring. Listen back to it. And then maybe you'll be like, this is kind of gross. Yeah.

It's gross. So We Will Rock You is a is a shoutout. I would say it's top three. Okay. But I like, I'm, I'm, I'm big on scandal. I like scandal a lot. Okay. It's like a very, it's not like a hugely popular one.

Scandal. Inuendo, I think is fucking awesome. Because Inuendo has this Spanish guitar breakdown in the middle of it that I fucking love to no end. Like it sounds fucking awesome. and I think Don't Stop Me Now is just really fun. That's a great song. I think Don't Stop Me now.

There's a bunch of other ones. That's a great fun. It's like, in fact, it's fast. It's like, it's like, I don't know. There's something about it that's really good. There's like all, there's so many though. Like I like headlong and headlong I think is underrated sincerely. Going to the Queens discography, I feel like they have the most like, like, it's like them and Michael Jackson for I like have the best discography of songs.

Basically like, this is a great song. This is a great song. This is a great song. This is a great song. So I just I I I I it's hard for me to pick because like I this all of living with Gabby. I loved a kind of magic that is a very special album to me because it's very D&D like fantasy rock which is something I really really appreciate. I love that album. But then a crazy little thing called love is objectively a fantastic song.

Somebody to love is like I think one of the best song songs ever like by humans. Somebody love this great. There's just there's so many like great. songs. There's so many great songs of theirs where I'm like, I can't... There's a lot. Killer Queen's amazing. Yeah.

Fucking like... The Miracles are fucking insane album too. There's a lot. There's an insurmountable number of... There's a reason why they're one of the most popular bands on the planet. Yeah. A lot of them are understated. Like Ride the Wild One is really good. There's one that's I really like called... It's just called Apostrophe 39 on a Night at the Opera or whatever.

and it's like an acoustic kind of song but it's with like a 12 string so it's got like that resonance in it and it's literally a song about time dilation like it's like the plot of interstellar but like in a queen song from like the 70s and it's kind of crazy if you like if you listen to it

it's about like a ship leaving and then like coming back before they left and shit or some weird shit like that it's fucking dope and that's I didn't realize it until later but that's because the guitarist wrote it and the guitarist is apparently like actually an astrophysicist. Like Brian May is like an actual like genius.

So that's kind of sick. But yeah, Queen is, Queen's great. Yeah. More questions like that. We can be harassing down with Sandler. Yeah, I like that. We can do more, do more things. Who's on that, who's on that?

Who else is on that, the guy that died? Who's the guy that died? Who's the guy that died? It was on that song. Oh, Lydia Gaga? Oh my God. I love that song. Fuck. Oh my God,

I can't believe. The guy who died? It's embarrassing. This is embarrassing. Not in queen. Not in queen. This is so embarrassing. David Bowie.

David Bowie. David fucking Bowie. Oh. Yeah. They did under pressure, yeah. Yeah. I couldn't. I was like, the guy that died.

I was like, this is so embarrassing because he's such a famous person. The guy that died. The most famous thing he did was die. I guess that is kind of what Jesus did. Yeah. It is true. Right? Of the people who are famous for dying, it's got to be Jesus at number one, right? Yes. Yes. But to William Wallace. William Wallace from a, what was that movie called again? Braveheart?

He was like getting his balls tortured or something and he's like, freedom. Yeah, he got his head on a pike or something after the movie ended. Well, well, poor William Wallace. Scottish Mill Gibson. Freedom. And then he dies. Dude, this torture seat is fucking hilarious. It's so funny to me. To me, I just think they're like just poking at his balls and shit, you know?

They don't show him. He's just taking his balls, but it's a lot of people doing it at once. And he's trying not the bus. He's just like, ah. So this is a great. There's one fat vein on his dick, fat vein trying not the bus. All right, so listen, listen. I got another one.

Eternal sunshine of the unspoken ways, a Christian. Chan documentary. Nice. He came out with a new video recently. I heard. I fucking heard. Oh, man. Dude, I saw it.

Can I tell you something? I saw that video. And when I clicked on that video, it said uploaded 13 minutes ago. Oh, damn. You got there. Fucking early, man. I was like, I got to see you this before it goes away. No, I didn't drop a comment.

I should have. Damn. You should, you would have permanently left your. Dude, I don't even think about. leaving comments anymore ever. I haven't had that thought in years to leave a comment. I leave comments. Go ahead. I know. I'm just saying like it's just completely gone out of my, out of my brain, the idea that that's even possible. I don't know why. I see. I think it protects me from engaging with people. But anyway, so what is it? This guy wrote and he says,

Eternal Sunshine of the Unspoken Risich, Christian Documentary wrote and he says, hey guys, there's a movie called Drunk Parents, that is one of the worst movies ever, but includes Kid Cutty, Dan Soder, Alec Baldwin, Will Ferrell, Colin Quinn, Salma Hyac, and Jim Gaffigan, who gives the only good performance, sadly, he played a pedophile. The script was atrocious, and the story was incomprehensible. I say this to ask, what is another example of a horrible piece of media with a ton of big names? Obviously, there's only one real answer to this, and I'm curious if you guys will remember this. Movie 36? Do you guys remember?

Huh? Movie 37? It was like movie 43 or something. 48 or 48 or something. Movie 43, yeah. So it's called movie 43. It has fucking Chloe Grace Moritz, Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Chris Pratt, Emma Stone,

Anna Farris. Yeah, fucking Elizabeth Banks. Just in Holly Berry, fucking Gerard Butler, Kieran Culkin, Stephen Merchant, fucking leave Shreyshire. fucking leave Shriver Dennis Quaid

Naomi Watts Bob Odenkirk Saul Goodman himself fucking Justin Long Umah Thurman Jason Sudecas Terrence Howard Johnny Knoxville

Richard Geer fucking Patrick Warburton Jared Dudley for some reason Seth MacFarlan fucking J.B.

Smoved Julianne Moore Will Sassow common and Tony Shalube. That is fucked. And that's not even mentioning like half of the other cast. And Julianne Moore.

Sean William Scott fucking. Everyone. There's so many people in this movie. And I'm convinced it was just like a tax thing. I'm convinced it was just like a let's spend a lot of money on this movie so like we can write it off for something. I don't know. I don't know what the pitch was for this film. But it was so fucking bad.

I watched that movie. I mean, it wasn't supposed to be good. It was just a bunch of skits, wasn't it? Yeah, but like, what? But they weren't even good skits. But they weren't even good skits. Like, that's the thing about it. It was like, I remember watching.

I was like, this is fucking crazy. I watched it on TV, thank God. I ordered it. I ordered that shit. You ordered that. Because I thought it was going to be hilarious. I was like, this is going to be funny and shit. It was like 2013.

It was me and like whatever girlfriend had at the time. We were at my house because there was like the one girl's ever allowed of my house. We ordered it. And then like, it was like, this is so bad. You want to just do hand stuff? That's crazy. It was so horrible.

Doing hand stuff to movie 43 is crazy. That's crazy. That's the move. It was horrible. It was so bad. I got my first blowjob to do a Seinfeld episode. And I remember what episode it was too. And I remember, and I remember thinking like, this is a weird association that I'm

probably not going to be able to break. That's great. But, bam, bam, yeah. No, I can't watch that. I can't watch that episode now without just sitting rock hard. You know, it's a problem. Go ahead. Do it.

Finish. Bown, bough, down, bown, bown, bown, bown, bown, bown, bong, bong, bong, bong. Why is he coming everywhere? Imagine cleaning yourself off to that music. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I hate Seinfeld. Mom was it is why I hate Seinfeld. Then I'm like, whatever, man.

It's a good show. It's a good show. Did you guys see the video of the racist white woman running at a black cop, get shot, and gurgling with her final final breath. N-word. No, I did not. She didn't miss. I did not see that.

Yeah, some like lady with a knife runs out of cop. He's like, Miss, put the knife down. And she runs out of him and then like she, he shoots her three times. He's like, nappy-headed inward. And it's like, look, dude. That's crazy. That's your last words. Just racism.

In 2020, in 2020, in 2023, that's your last words. That's fucking crazy. Your last thing that you signed Uncle Ruckus would say, you know? Yeah, that's so, that's so fucking sad. man. That's so crazy. I do love watching people. I do love watching people fight in the street, though. Like, I do have to admit. Yeah, it's fun. It's, uh, there's something about it. It's very fun. There's something about it. I love, I love seeing disasters happen, but seeing people fight makes me sad now. Like, not, they used to be funny before, but when something fun, like,

when a guy put other grenade, that was funny, you know, that was like, that was, like, fucking shocking. It was like, whoa, this is crazy. But, like, you see people fight into this, like, it's, like, it's, ah, it's makes me feel sad. It's like, I'm sure words could have solved that problem. That's always goes to my mind. I was like, they could have just used their words and they wouldn't have got this bad. I don't think so, man. I think there are certain people who just like don't, they're just not going to respond to words.

And so you just have to like either beat them up or leave. So like really the real, the real response is leaving would have solved this. Like going away. Just walking away. Not even words, just being like, hmm, retreat, flee. I'm going to be. Once somebody

approached you aggressively like that, you kind of have to beat them up. Well, there was that guy There was that story Not too long ago But that guy He was like in Brooklyn or whatever He was like

Oh my God I don't know what he was He was like some political guy He was like some left-leaning political guy And he got stabbed outside In Brooklyn at like 4am And his girlfriend was like We're not gonna press charges

Because You know he's probably from a bad family or whatever And it's like holy shit That is crazy Who needs enemies When you have a girlfriend like that God damn Well, my thing is this right, like, I think is this right.

Wild. When I'm with, when I'm with my girlfriend, if I get a person like that, I'm going to fight. Does somebody so she can get out of the situation? Well, then you're just going to die. Well, then, yeah, but like, I'm going to get sad. Because, like, it's, like, it's not that simple. It's not. No, it is, though.

It is. It's not. It is. It actually is. It's super not. It's really. I have walked away. It's not to you.

I have walked away from every interaction I've ever had that has turned into something. bad for everybody else around. You can walk away, right? But if someone, if someone's dead set on assaulting you, sometimes you just have to deal with the problem. But people aren't dead set on assaulting you unless they know you personally or if it's like it. Sometimes they're not.

That's true. That's very true. You're right. But then our most times they're not. It's sometimes it's like it's a bad situation. Sometimes. Like five percent of cases. Yeah, you're right.

I agree. Because I'd argue most of these cases are completely like most of the like and most of the things that we're talking about like when we talk about something like this like on random thing on a street. It's just completely random. It's like a guy who fucking hit, what's his face? Rick Moranis. Yeah.

Like it's not like, the guy didn't hit him because he was Rick Moranis. He hit him because it was just like, hey, that's a random person. I feel like hitting this guy. Just crazy. But like that just happens. Yeah. So like, dude, just walk away. But that shit is also doesn't happen either.

Needless. Such a, I remember watching. I watched that, the security footage of that. And I'm like, dude, you could have just walk away, man. There's no reason for you to be there. Things get out of hand and people get really. The thing is people don't have enough hostility towards strangers. Or not hostility, but like people don't have enough bias towards strangers.

You should be as biased as possible towards strangers as in any content. I don't give a shit like what their race or gender is. If they, if you don't know them, always assume the worst. I always assume. I disagree with that, but a hundred percent. I totally disagree with that. Absolutely. He's crazy because I was wrong at first and then you somehow became way wrong than I did.

No, no, man. You got to say it. It's like magical. Let me tell you something. If this dude assumed the worst of that guy, he'd be fine. No, no. Because he would have walked away. He would have walked away.

He would have been like, I'm staying away from this guy who's kicking car. That's the thing, too. He's like he was kicking random cars and shit, clearly crazy. And then he walks up to him. I'm like, bro. That's stupid. You are dumb. That's stupid.

You are dumb, stupid and dumb. That guy's not from New York. That guy lives in New York. 100% That's exactly That's exactly what I thought It was like When I saw that guy

It was like oh in Brooklyn It's like oh where's he from though Because in Brooklyn In Brooklyn no one's approaching anybody like Unless you're not gonna rob that guy That's you're gonna rob that guy But I don't know New Brooklyn's different from old Brooklyn

That's crazy Dude even modern Brooklyn is not the same as it used to be Nice dude even modern Brooklyn Modern Brooklyn regardless Forham stay far away From modern Brooklyn is so different If anyone comes to you Not clearly

not, Kingston, because this dude got stabbed in broad 4 a.m. like. That was one of the last vestiges of that. That's why he's crazy. He's holding on the last vets of what Brooklyn was. That's why his brain is withering. But dude, Brooklyn is crazy. Because I remember growing up, my grandma was like, yo,

I was like, hey, we're going to ride our bikes over to Brooklyn. We're going to take the chair. We're going to go to Brooklyn. I'm going to hang out there. My grandma was like, be home before dark. And then that night, it was at least three people died. The people died in the city. now I was walking around Brooklyn at 2 o'clock in the morning with Lillian

and nothing happened We were getting Jamaican food and fucking eating stuff on the streets And they have like places to sit down proper That is not the Brooklyn I remember growing up in Brooklyn is nice now Because Brooklyn was the worst borough growing up It had the highest crime rates of any place in the country in the 94 In like the 90s

I still don't believe that man I mean you can look it up It's not even hard to look at it definitely had to genderify Because the Nets like they absolutely had to you know they're gonna bring the net over there before the 90s no the nets were in New Jersey

yeah the nets no I know what you know I'm sorry I thought you did the Mets my apologies yes oh okay yeah no yeah so they did the Brooklyn they got the net so they had to clean that shit up they had to like speed it had to clean yeah it's crazy they had to accelerate

so Brooklyn the reason why I don't believe that it's like here's the thing I know Brooklyn's really bad right but I think the Bronx was so bad that people just weren't talking about it. I think shit was going on in the Bronx that people were just like, I guess that happened and they just wouldn't report anything

and then people would just deal with it. I think it was way worse in the Bronx and that nobody paid attention to it because even people, even people, the people who could have helped didn't even want to go there because it was too far away. The Bronx is that the Bronx,

the greater portion of the Bronx wasn't bad because it was the concourse where I grew up. Do you remember in the Bronx where that fucking, where that lion escaped the Bronx Zoo? Or you should have wasn't

Central because it wasn't a Coney Island I mean, no, I swear to God it was the Bronx I think it was Central Park

Chris A lion No, I swear Look it up right now I think it was Central Park In 1995 In 1995 In 1995

A Lion escaped the Bronx Who got on the subway That's crazy And just sat In the subway car Until it got to Madison Square Got out

and started massacring people As if to target Madison Square It was crazy That sounds so It sounds so fake That sounds so goddamn fake

It does It's real It must be fake No it's real Everybody Everybody listen to the podcast Look it up right now Yeah I'm sure

They're gonna find Not that happening Because I remember the lions In the zoo In New England In Brooklyn In New York Staten Island's fake

Dude So oh Can I say this I started watching What we do in the shadows recently Which I've seen the movie Yeah

Like there's a movie The movie The movie's great The Jamaican Yeah I love that movie That movie's great So it's talking about It's not 95

But it's happened in 2001 in Central Park 2. Like I said, Central Park. I was completely, I was completely making something. I was telling the truth. I was like, oh, a lion did escape in Central Park. I knew it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, a lion did escape in Central Park.

And I was like, what the f-it didn't hurt anybody. Didn't have a chance to really hurt anybody. I got like one or two people, but like that's their fault. I believe Chris for like five seconds. But then when he said it got on the subway. It's pretty much Alex from Madagascar. made it to MGM It went to MGM

It made it to MSG It went to MSG It went to Madison Square Garden Went through the turnstiles It was really It was really Like it was walking upright All that time

When it got up When it got up to the surface When it got up to the service It had like a Yankee hat It gets out Start spreading the news Hell yeah

Start spreading today I want to be New York No, no no no But so But so you brought up Staten Island, right? And so I wanted to bring this up

Because so I saw the movie I've seen the movie What We Do in the Shadows And I love that movie The movie's great I knew there was a show For a while Yeah

But for some reason I just I don't know I never got around to watching it I just started this last week Dude it is so fucking good I can't believe how good that show is I'm a huge fan of Matt Barry

Matt Barry is awesome at it He's great Dude he's so His The way his voice works is Fucking awesome Like the way he says everything He's so amazing

New York City Ew I know who you're talking about it You ever watch the IT crowd Uh Yeah yeah he's in the IT crowd It's pretty much the only sitcom That I would actually With like the last track

Whatever that I would recommend It's a very short Because it's British television So it's very short Yeah it's like three seasons Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's so fucking good in that. He's so good in that fucking show.

He's great. There's an episode, you know what's great? There's an episode of community where in the last season in season six, where it's him, he's like a, he's like a grifting professor, which is awesome for a number of reasons. But like, it's, what's so great about that season, it's him and Keith David in that season. So, like, Keith David and Matt Berry interacting is fucking wild. But Matt Berry is so fucking funny in this show. And they're in the whole

I can't remember what the movie was It's been so long as I've seen it But like they're in Staten Island Which is fucking so perfect Because I can't think of a better place For something like that to take place Than Staten Island This sad forgotten borough

Like no one pays attention to Right The best thing doesn't be a Staten Island For like dangerous on this break Brooklyn I would say Brooklyn be the best place For like non-silly Like actual dangerous vampires to me as Brooklyn.

There's this joke where there's perfectly at Stan Island. There's this joke there's this joke about Matt Barry like turning a baby into a vampire

which is like totally like not this is like very very against the rules so there's like this there's this image of a 90 year old baby wandering in the Bronx

and it fucking killed me. I highly there's five seasons of the show now I'm still on season one but like if anybody has not seen what we do in the shadows

the show if they're worried that it's not as good as the it's funnier probably I highly recommend it's good I gotta watch the movie again because I gotta refresh my memory

but like the movie's great the show is fucking awesome there's one guy in the show that he's an energy vampire so what he does he just walks around and make he's a human but his power is that he

psychically makes you want to die like being around you makes you not want to be alive yeah it's a good show it's a good show I really recommend it you brought up Staten Island and then it just kind of

reminded me of that. But let's see, let's move on. Let's get one more. Oh, man. Start spreading the news. Start spreading the news. Let's go. I knew it.

I knew it. I thought that and I didn't do it. I thought it when I was going to say it, but I was like, no one's, I'm not going to say that because that's not funny because they're going through a lot right now. That should be Kanye. You know what the sad thing about that is? It's like, I wish we could do something like that satirically, but it will just be a.

adopted by awful, you know what I mean? Like if we actually did like a Kanye West, start killing the Jews. That's like a joke. That would be funny, but then it would be like the offspring thing. Yeah. The offspring thing.

Oh my God. Bad religion. What the, yeah, the bad religion thing where they're like, the kids are all right. And then they're like, this is sick. And it's like, oh, fuck. Yeah, it's beast.

Dude, I swear to God, political, like, people making politics their entire personality has ruined politics what people can do for comedy like sincerely like it's there's so many jokes that just aren't worth

the trouble anymore because nobody knows how to chill right like there was a time where dude like I think like 10 years ago we could have done that and it would have been hilarious and no one would have even given us a problem about it

not 10 years ago I think a little before that 2013 dude are you kidding that's that's many years before comedy shorts gamer had that fucking intro where he chloroformed a person like it would have been

totally fine. That's the line. Comedy Shirts games made a thing about chloroform in a bitch and no one got mad at him. I mean, dude, it's crazy. Like, dude, I look at that and I'm like, whoa. That's funny. Wow. Common, they ain't nothing funny about this.

It makes me so bad. It makes me so angry. He should remaster. He should remaster all of his old videos or whatever, like repost them and then like have like a little. Like audio over, over that section of every video of like the corporal. It's like funny. This is an example of what not to do. He's so stupid.

Oh my God. Where'd that nigga go? I haven't seen him. Is he, I feel like he is. He won, he won his one fight. He fell into a vat of acid and no one's seen him since. What makes it crazy? What made him?

crazy that he had like he had like his three fights right he had one fight where he was in amazing shape like he got into like insane shape and I was like whoa that's impressive and then the second fight he looked so bad he looked so bad before the fight oh and he got all pudgy yeah yeah but the first time like he looked like he was in better shape than his brother and I was like this guy's and he really put the work in this doesn't he fight foosy tube yeah he fought foosy and he beat him I think yeah he did Oh, he beat him. Before I forget this.

Before I forget this, we got to bring up the fact that we predicted the last of us, too, on this show before it was out. Not we. I predicted it forbathom. Well, you did. You did. You did lead you to it, though. We did lead you to it. But, like, Kingston, Kingston did nail it right on the head.

It's crazy. If you go back and listen to episode 18, which is the Catarino episode, it's a little awkward now because I've met her and she's very nice. But, but. Yeah, you did more than meet her, though. Go on, go on. You're a boyfriend number eight, Chris. That's right. You're boyfriend number eight or nine.

If you go back to that episode, leave that silence in, by the way. If you go back to that episode, we retweeted it. So if you go back on our social as you can find it, us talking about it. If you're listening to this recently, if not go back to that episode, you'll find it, I'm sure. But we were talking about the last of us and, like, how effective it was at being sad despite it being a video game. And, like, Kingston nailed it on, like, literally. down to the detail of just like it so you didn't guess

a golf club you guessed a baseball bat but you did say basically that like oh wouldn't it be crazy if Joel got Niggined yeah yeah yeah yeah what happened bashed his fucking head in that shit made me still watching that still makes me laugh bro like he got this shit fucking juiced

bro it sounded like somebody was stepping on gushers by the time it was a gus commercial that you said that because your intention was that it's so absurd sir, this is obviously a joke. This clearly is not what's going to happen. This is not...

It's fucking... It's so, lo and behold. You think... Is Neil Druckman? Is Neil Druckman a fan of the Snark Tank? I can't imagine that that's true. Although Neil Druckman does know Colin, like Colin and Neil know each other, like proper.

So the degree of separation is very small. Maybe there's a chance... Maybe we could get them on. Do you think Sony PR would let that... Absolutely not. We probably have to unlist a few episodes and then we can do it. We have to unlist 90% of our catalog, and then maybe we'll get a shot at getting Neil Druckman on to ask him about why he chose to gush her Joel in the opening act of The Last of Us 2. I'd love to know that.

He got a brain blasted, bro. Why did you think that was a good idea, you dumb bitch? I think him dying was a good idea. It's the way to let up to it. Well, the thing that's what makes it crazy is, what makes it crazy is, how quick because like the part of the joke that's the problem

part of what we joked about was like wouldn't it be funny if in the beginning of the next game that happens because that's ridiculous it would be fine if it led up to that but it was just so immediate

and you're like all right well this thing it was like okay you had one game prior and the reason why people like that game was him not not Ellie people like people were like Ellie's fine

but it wasn't like oh man this game would suck without her no actually actually well I think the relationship I think she's interchangible What made it, scared was the relationship between them, you know. I think Ellie's role is interchangeable.

I liked the relationship between these characters. I did. That was what I liked about it. You know what I liked that. For being Joel. My favorite part of The Last of Us was shooting a person in the leg and watching them fall and bleed out slowly. That was my favorite part of the last of us. My favorite part is when you get to kill the dogs.

I like when you kill the brown surgeon in the first game and then he turns white in the second game. Yeah, yeah. To make it more sympathetic. That's crazy Which is wild If you really think about that If you really think about that For like even a handful of seconds

The show with the other direction It made Ellie black So he'd care about her more They made a daughter black So he cared about her more Yeah Yeah he was so killable In the first game

When he was black But now Now we need him to be a good character So we're gonna make We're gonna make it It really is wild I love that What a missed opportunity for diversity

man, I don't understand. That's what they're about. That's so crazy. It is very bizarre. It's such a head-spratching moment. But whatever. I did love killing the dogs as well. I hate killing dogs and games.

The thing about that game is going to break their necks. It's so funny. That's true. Yeah. The thing about Call Duty, have you guys played mercenaries in Resident Evil 4 recently? No. Not recently.

I tried it out when it was new, but I did. How do you play as the name of the guy is the guy with the mask? on the one that heck is his ultimate is he has like infinite ammo but if you shoot someone arm and they do like the flanked arm thing he goes and he snaps someone's neck and he stays in frame a little too long Hank Hank you're talking about Hank right and I'm like it's I don't know hunk hunk hunk hunk hunk or hunk hunk hunk? I think probably a whole lot hong probably hunk resident evil Hank because there was hunk and tofu oh yeah it's hunk yeah yeah hunk sorry yeah i read it as hank for some reason.

Dude, the way he snaps someone's neck, and it's funny when it's like one of the women. So he goes, he grabs it and he snaps the neck and he just in frame for a little too long. And he puts his hands down. And I'm like, you know, that's crazy. He slowly, that's a fun mode, to be honest.

Like, it's pretty, it's amazing. I play it regularly. I can't wait for mercenaries and Resonable 5 new remake. Bro. Sheva, the Red Riding Hood, Sheva, bro. So let's get this last question.

The way. Okay, let's go. I can't wait for five, bro. I'm so excited for five to remake, bro. I'm so excited. I didn't really like Westers' voice that they showed at the end of four, I'm be honest. I didn't like it.

I didn't like that, but other than that, I'm still, I'm on board, though. Chris, me and you have to stream all of five together. You know what we have to do? We all have to stream that together. We have to play that whole game for one day.

So when it comes out, the day it comes out, like the Friday. we all come together and we have to beat that game in one sitting. It might be too racist of a let's play. Resident Evil 5? Yes, and one sitting. We will record it.

We will stream it. We will sit down. We'll play the whole game together. I will do that because I'm so dirty at that game, bro. I'd be down to do it, yeah. We could do it like almost like the inside gaming guys would do it, where they would have like two people would play and then the other person would kind of like improv and riff with the people. I always love that formula the way they did.

The shit that that's going to, yo, that's going to be such a legendary. I would be down to do something like that. Like, why not? Yeah. Let's go. It's going to be legendary, but it's going to have to put it on Patreon only because the shit we're going to say is going to be crazy. But we got to, we got to all be in the same room for that. Right.

We'll be around. We got to be in the same room for that. We're in talks about. What I'm going to do is probably, how we'll figure. We'll figure that. My place is big. It's big enough for all the beat here. And it's small enough that it wouldn't get too out of hand having us be there at the same.

time if that makes any sense. What are you talking about? It's perfectly sized. I guess. Like my penis. All right, let's go. All right, yeah. Let's get this last question out of the way.

Dear Mitch Mitchell Aitrod and he says, Dear Sex, spite and Unpredictable. First time patron. Welcome. Welcome aboard. But been listening since episode zero released. Oh, wow. If you could add any existing fictional character

to a TV show, uh, what character would it be in what show? I would add Shot Uncle Ben to Always Sunny in Philadelphia and do an episode where Frank shoots him. Not the first time. Not the first time he enters the show as Shot Uncle Ben,

but he leaves the show as Shot Uncle Ben. So I love this premise because any of the Always Sunny characters in any other show would cause such a, would be so, that's so drastic of a, like, I would love to see Frank Reynolds in like the Walking Dead or something. Oh my God. God, oh my God, that'd be so fucking amazing. That'd be so amazing.

He would kill everybody. He would really kill everybody. He would, like, turn on everybody. Like, in the drop of a dime. The drop of a dime, he'd be like. He'd be like, so amazing. Like, my shoulder would be like, Frank helped me out here. He'd be like, yeah, as a matter of fact, chocolate lady.

And he'd shoot her in the back. I got to get out of here. And he'd let me hobble off. He would never get killed. So anyways, I started blasting. Yeah. Damn. I love that.

That's a fucking. fantastic idea right there. That's a great answer. I would love to have John Snow inside of uh, inside of Parks and Rec. That is insane. How would that even, that would be such a fuse. But it'd be John Snow after he woke up from the dead. So he'd wake up there and he'd be like, Walter White and Peavy's Playhouse. There you go. Walter White on Barney.

I want fucking, uh, Mike Armand Trout. as Zordon. That'd be fucking great. Oh my God. Dude, Walt Jr. In the Power Rangers. Oh, my God.

How? Walt Jr. and Cobre Kai? It is morphine. Oh, my God. I love the idea of, I don't have the idea of him in a Power Ranger suit, like,

but he still has the crutches. No, he's fine, but there, he has his moments where he's, I'm not going to do. I'm not going to do it. He has moments where he,

his body react. violently. So he's like, he's good. And in a moment where he's just like, ah, and he does whatever he does. I'm not going to reenact it, but like that kind of stuff. Rangers. Yeah.

I'm trying to think of, uh, where's all the, maybe like Uncle Ruckus, Uncle Ruckus and Suboomafoo or something. Like, I don't know, there's like so many, there's,

we had a good thing going, Rangers. We had a good thing going. But you and you greed, and you're arrogant. You grinned. Uncle Ruckus and like Uncle Ruckus Oh my God

Riley Freeman On like the telly tubbies No Riley Yeah Riley anywhere Riley anywhere No no no Riley Freeman and coldlyoko

Dude That Because not only would that work Like aesthetically speaking Because it's cartoon to cartoon But he would tear that place Asunder man Like

He's so disrespectful bro It's crazy he's such a disrespectful kid Oh my god Freeza in the boondocks Did you say Friza in the boondocks? But he's deep power

He has no powers It's not a TV show But I think Friza on Joe Rogan would go hard I think Friza on I think Friza Have you seen that yet? Have you seen the AI of that? So I did see it after I tweeted

So I tweeted Friza Would make an excellent podcaster Like he would be like a very popular podcast And then I saw that Somebody tweeted that image of him on Joe Rogan. I thought it was so fucking funny. It's like, dude, he would make a killing.

He would make a killing. Everybody would support him. He would be like, man, this guy's really telling it how it is. He's like, monkey, monkey, monkey. If Friza came to Earth, final with the N-word meant, he would use that word for sure. Easily, yes. Easily. No question.

No question. They remind me of say. No question about it. Did you see people like complaining that Friza was racist? Did you see that? Is that? Is that? Like people people people people like, people like, or somebody was like,

Freeza is my favorite villain. I love Freeza. And then people were like, how could you love a racist character? And it's like, he's a villain. I mean, one of my favorite characters is a piece of shit. I think Jamie Landis is one of the best ranked characters of all time. And he sucks. I mean, dude, villainous.

Villanous characters are awesome because they're bad. That's like the whole point. Jamie's not a villain. No, he's not exactly a villain. No, he's kind of a villainous. He's a useful idiot I don't say idiot He's used

I mean he You didn't read the books You don't know You don't know everything But yeah He's in the You don't know the source material Even the main plot points

He's a fucking useful idiot It's the same thing with every comic book conversation You haven't read the source material He's different in the books But not radically Yeah He's still in Jamie Lannister

I don't know Jamie Lannister He tries harder to be good in the books So he really tries to be good Is Jamie Lannister? He makes a solid effort to try but he still fucks up all the time. He's gay.

Anyway, we could keep adding people to TV shows for hours. So we're going to, we're going to nip this in the butt. Peeby Herman and fucking Nash. It's Morphentine. It's Morphent time. It's doing mash. Everybody's fucking upset and dying and fucking numb. They got rot foot.

What does it call? When their foot soaked so much? Gangrene. They got long foot. Oh, trench. Oh, trench foot. Trench foot. They got trench.

Pee me's like, Ah, transfer! That was the winner the day! And all the things are coming out dancing. They're like so annoyed. Like, oh my God, why is this guy in here? My granddad's there. My granddad's like, I really want to die.

I don't want to be here no more. Cheer up. Cheer up, Jameson. All right, right. That's the, that's the signal. The camera's going back in for him. Oh, no, mustard gas. Ha ha.

Eatonorrhoit. Dude, did you see that they used fucking white phosphorus? Yes. Of course they did. Remember, over there, the Geneva Convention is just a suggestion. Yeah, the Geneva Suggestions is what they're famously called. Yeah, dude. We, we lost, though.

Isn't that crazy? Isn't that crazy? We still lost. I don't know. If we tried to do, they just still did anyway. We still lost people lost their life. history to me. Sounds like revisionist

a little history to me. You better read up on your fucking material Gaylord. Let's move on. We want. We always win. All right, that's it.

We're at two hours. Okay. He left Vietnam. I guess they're screwed. We don't want to go off and like a little truched to take it comes out. Choo, too,

do, do, do, do, do, he comes in, he wheels in, he wheels in a couch made out of, he wheels in a couch made out of the skin of Vietnamese children. Oh,

and it, and it starts talking. And it still has teeth. It has, it has, it has like, you know how in Dragon Ball when people fuse

it has like two voices in the same. Yeah, yeah. But it's a lot of kids' voices. It's got like 70, it's got like 70, it's got like 70,

it's got like 70, set me free. Peweewee burn me, burn me, Peweee. Only fire can kill me, peewee.

Nope. We went fair and square. All right. This is fucked up. Oh, that's in the podcast. Raterino slurs.

Let's just do this. Oh my God, now he's really As Let's go Let's move on. Let's move on. Let's go. Let's read the names.

Count me down. Three, two, one. A lovingly crafted animation of Arthur Morgan Skinning a grape with surgical tools as he violently weeps in praise to Allah. Wow. That was a mouthful, man. Why do you have a song in your bedroom?

Say your prayers, little cum. Don't forget my come to include every cum. I tuck you in warm semen till the sandman he comes. Sleep. Enter gay man. That's the next one. You got a rice cake for her. Enter gay man.

Because I'm eating healthier. He's pouring salt all over his fucking. There's no peanut butter on it even. Because I don't need all that extra protein, sir. Are you eating a bread sandwich? What is that? Oh, it's a rice cake. You don't have a peanut butter on that thing, but that sounds wrong.

Jesus Christ. All right. Where was I? All I need to salt. Only need salt. I'm the man with the cock by Allison Chains. Nice. Oh, Allison Gays.

Nice. Lyrics in bio. I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson. I am so gay. I am so gay. I just like to suck some penis down. He came directly into my brown. I'm sorry, Miss Jackson.

I am so gay. That's lyrics right there. John Guido's a fourth. I listened to every episode of the Snartank podcast and all I got was this lousy dick. Transfem and sad in a chemistry PhD program. Would you read it on the podcast if I left the high-speed lyrics from rap?

Gade in the Patreon comments, love Seaman M. No. C-min'em. No. That would add like an entire three minutes to the show. Like no. For one name, no. The only saving grace, the only reason I'm even entertaining the idea to read all your names out in the first

place is because Patreon limits your names to only be so long. They're still long, but God damn it, at least it's limited. If I started taking comments into account, and fuck no. No way. we'd be here forever. That would be the whole show at a certain point.

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Imagine bears a hot chito. In your urethra. Urethra Oh, that really hurts Imagine all the Negroes Oh, that really hurts I don't like this flaming hot Cheeto in me little pee-hole

Ringo suck it out All right Well, I rather like The taste of hot Cheetos out of the urethra if I'm quite honest I think it tastes fairly good That's how Mirren sounds

That accent man That accent man is crazy He does not sound like that. I think it would be a lot funnier if he did, but. Listening to Sweeney makes me consider racism. Me too. Baller of the first sin. There goes my homo.

Watch him as she blows. Gap with aid of the machine. What? I don't even know. I don't know. Two episodes remaining, be afraid. We're not going to touch. No, he's dead.

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Yeah, that's way better. We're gonna suck dick. We are gonna suck dick. And some balls or something. And some whatever. Yeah, yeah, something. We'll workshop it. Jolly old dip shit.

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of justifiably and verily shot and killed not just one but two people what's the story I don't know is this the real life is this uh here we go is this the real life is this just man pussy caught in his ass tight

no escape from this sod of me let's go it's not bad honestly it's really well written to be to be completely honest well done rhyme in there fantasy and man pussy is pretty fucking good

that's a plus right there pretty good that's workable for sure however it's bohemian rhapsody and I refuse to touch it I pay $25 a month to say it with the voice

Adrian gets a glass Adrian, get a glass, I want to see it. I still don't know what that means. What is that? Am I missing a reference with that? Adrian, I don't know if I have no idea. I don't know. Adrian, like...

All I know is that get a glass I want to see, it just sounds like that, you know, that Japanese table thing where they shit on the tables. You know what I'm talking about? The Japanese business dudes would sit on and they would lay under a table and then, like, they would have the escort shit on top of the glass. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's standard. Yeah, it's definitely standard. I have many glass tables in my house. In fact. That's crazy. That is crazy. Like, that has honestly been, like, of all the fetishes that I've ever seen, that has been the one that has completely confused me on every level.

Where I'm like, look, man, you need to be probably, I'm not going to say you need to be killed, but I feel it. Anyway, let's move on. Sweeney, like my weenie. Transporn stars. chromosomes XY What? Trans porn stars

penis in disguise What is this song? What is this? Transporn stars Chromosomes XY Transporn star Transporn star's penis in disguise That's so fucking baffid

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Think you'd spread my ass out wise? I don't know It's getting harder and harder for me to read Routh is like drying out She pipkin on my pipa possum Is better at skating Listening to you Breathe but gay

Oh come on What But when I fuck you I can cream so much better Harder than before with my ass in the air Nice great This song I wrote a long time ago Oh That's awesome

Every time you say JFG. I think of the YouTuber Jfj. I don't know who that is. J.F.G. John Frenzal-G. I think is that okay.

That's the only thing that I could... Yeah, it's the only thing I can do. I guess, maybe. John Ferepe. I do not care you as as you as long as you are subscribe to the Snark. Thank Patreon.

Oh, thanks, Japh. Thanks for joining us today. No problem, Chris. I love your show because it is better than everything I've ever done. I am sad and I kill my wife. I kill her.

I shoot her in head in the back of the woods. That's crazy, J.F. Wow. That's crazy that you would come in here and join us in the middle of our credits to admit to that. Or is there anything else you'd like to say specifically to the audio listeners

because the video listeners know you're not actually here? It's like, yes, I do. I also, fuck. We do not have kids. I make them up for tax purposes and to confuse the government. That's crazy.

All right. Bye, J.F. Thanks for joining us. That was J.F. Garpe. He just joined it in the middle. Right when he was brought up, it's crazy.

Very nice. That's great. Yeah, don't watch the video, though, because something's weird about it. Something, like, he doesn't, his video doesn't, his video doesn't show up in the video version. And for whatever reason,

when he talks, there's like an audio glitch where it's making my mouth, it sinks my mouth to what he's saying. so yes it's best of you listen to the audio and not watch the video because the video is going to be confusing for you okay

just to let you know that yeah yeah yeah okay average let's continue give it up I hope

sweet what I hope spin facts I hope Swin gets Vittalico oh yeah we can get Vidalago one day yeah

I'd kill myself actually I take my own life What did I say last time you look like a gateway computer yeah They should make pitos wear gopros and prisons.

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Everybody Dude, dude honestly That would be a good one to do Gayman's Paradise Coolio's death was like crazy But like I'm from the east I was like dang That's unfortunate

But like Now we're free to do it Because he's not gonna He's not gonna Because he was so upset at Weird Al For doing that Amish Paradise But now he's dead so he can't be upset at us.

What makes it fucked up is that Ganga's paradise is a song about a serious struggle and then like Weird Out made Amish Paradise is a complete fucking mockery of that song. That's the thing. That was the thing I made it fucked up. I mean, there's a lot of songs that are personal to the people who write them.

You know what I mean? It's like it doesn't really it doesn't mean they can't be made hilarious. I really made this song about like my hood and like that and then like all of a sudden weird out makes like a very silly version. It would have no ill intentions, but it was like, oh, man. Fuck you, weird out.

Yeah, fuck you. Turn in lots of butter. I love that song. What I love about that song, too, is, like, that video is really impressive to me because he has that whole backwards sequence where he, like, lipsace the song in reverse. I love that. That's genuinely, like, damn, that's, like, fuck. That's, like, really, that's really hard to do.

Yes. Something's really impressive when I can't figure out how to do it right away. When I'm like, yeah. Oh, I know. Oh, I need. I didn't think about this. Yeah, you have to like really think it. It's like, damn, you have to memorize the song in reverse.

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