The Snark Tank - #183: The Boys Argue Over Spider-Man

Episode Date: October 27, 2023

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The internet's working, man. The birds are chirping. Yeah. We were talking before we got the show started about how we all of us, each and every one of us, we violently edge right before the show starts. And then just before we finish, we start recording. So we're just, so we're just, were just really stressed out the whole episode.

That's why... I do not do that. The best bits when you're just bop, pent up and angry, you know? Yeah, it's vibrating. Your dick is twitching like a jumping bean, bro. It's going crazy. That's disgusting.

I don't even know how we got on that actual subject. I just remember where it led to, where it's like the... Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah. We were talking about Kingston always... So, just for just a little behind-the-scenes baseball, Kingston is usually the guy the day before going like, hey, tomorrow at 11, we're good. And then we're like, yeah, we're good. And then Derek and I are here at 11.

And then we're just waiting for hours. And then, like 11. And then like 1115, 1115, the latest, I usually show up like, hey, guys, that's up. Yeah. Or you'll pop in, you'll be like, so guys, like, literally just woke up. I'm like, constantly. I'm like,

what are you doing? What? I just roll out of my bed. Why do you not have an alarm clock, brother? I do have an alarm clock, in fact. Then what do you mean? Are you snoozing for an hour?

You have a dedicated, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. You don't keep it in snooze? Hold on. Hold on. You have a dedicated alarm clock?

You can snooze for fucking. No, I have a month. My alarm is just for 8 a.m. You have your phone alarm. Wait, walk us through your day. Walk us through your day. Okay, so you get up at 8. am or do you do you snooze for like a half hour what do you do i'm gonna usually wake up around like

seven-ish uh gym then by the time i get back my body's dead and i'm like dang and i nap nap it out once the nap finishes i wake up and it's around like so you don't you don't set an alarm for your nap no yeah that's yeah that's my body my body wakes me up before i have to like i have to like you're your fuck oh my god that is so irresponsible to not set an alarm clock for your fucking nap. Especially if your nap is scheduled and like reliably consistent. Like you just know that like, yeah, I'm going to be naping. I need that post gym now because I come in the house and I have everybody. Oh, post gym. You got some energy still. You still got that fuming energy. Like, oh man, my fucking testosterone so much. My dick so hard. And then like water touches

my body. The moment water touches my body. It's like when you cut an animal's balls off. It's immediate pacification, like momentarily. And I'm like, I could really go for a nap right now. I found your problem. Your problem is your bitch. See, see, the luxuries of being in the first world with your hot-ass water. You take a cold-ass fucking shower. Your bitch-ass is not going to sleep.

If I take a cold shower, I'll fall asleep in the, bullshit. The cold makes me fall asleep even worse. Chris is my witness. Everyone thought I was kidding about this. Whenever I'm cold, I literally fall asleep immediately. What's wrong with you? You say that, I'm a dying. You say that, you say that like it's just true.

What are you talking about? I have never seen this in my life. Have you showered with him? I fall asleep. Instantly, if you put on the cold air, I'm like, damn, this is cold as shit. And I'm not meant to live in the winter. I mean, if I ever had this freaking snow. You're in the shower.

And it's cold-ass, ice cold water. And you're like, hey, Chris, get in here. Get here. I'm getting sleepy. Get here, Chris, I'll be full of sleep. Watch me, come watch this. Watch me fall asleep. Dude, come get in the shower with me.

Don't be weird. I'm just going to fall asleep real fast, though. Like, watch this. Listen, it's not weird. You got to be naked, bro. See, that's the weird part. He's going to fuck it up, dude. If he still has his clothes on it, it's all right.

Once he removes his clothes, then it's like, okay, what's happening? Is something going to happen? Are you guys still bros? If you're going to go to your clothes, he's going to fuck up your clothes. That's irresponsible, dude. That's true. Who's the wet with their bunch of their clothes and then wet up the floor

after they get out of the shower? Like this take your clothes off, be a gentleman. Take your New York fit in your tibs off. I have to say it. I have to say that there's no feeling quite like like getting jumping into a pool with your clothes on is such a

that feels like breaking out of the matrix. Like there's like something about it that feels so un like un, I understand clothes are unnatural so it's like an extension. But like just like like wet. like wet clothes, like heavy wet clothes feel so wrong in a way that like, I have to imagine like a monkey would feel like in a space shuttle, you know what I mean? We're like they do not belong.

This is, everything about this is wrong. I feel like a monkey in a space shuttle feels like a monkey in a space shuttle feels like it's too behind for how far it is. Yeah. Opposed to water and clothes just feels like dumb. Especially imagine You feel silly afterwards Your shoes on

If you fucking have your shoes on That's like To me that is what Like you know Remember that protein goop shit That they're eating in the Matrix It's like the equivalent Like you just swallowed that shit

That's how gross that feels When your shoes are wet At the same time dude That's like You can't deny If you've wet your shoes And you should be beat up For whatever reason

For whatever reason like there's production value in that. Like people in, people in full outfits like falling into pools and shit looks expensive. Even if it isn't. Like I remember when I did that video,

like I did a Francesca Ramsey video years ago where I walked around in the fountain in a suit. I walked around the fountain in a suit in like the, I can't remember what the hell. The Americana in Glendale. And I had like a suit on. I had like a vest at it. a little jacket on and I walked around.

I walked around in the fountain and a bunch of people were looking at me like I was fucking insane. And people still, people still bring that up to me where they're like, that was a fucking crazy. I can't believe you actually did that. I was like, I kind of can't believe it either. But that, that, that, the fact that I, like, if I, the effect would be completely gone if I had just gone in there in like a bathing suit. You know what I mean?

Like there's something. It's psychologically. One hundred. People were like, how much did that cost? I'm like, what do you mean? it's wet It's wet clothes Yeah people have asked me that though

It's like did you fuck up your shoes or whatever It's like no it's water Water's everywhere What are you wearing Water disintegrate? What are you wearing like liquorish clothes You never know It goes with a con candy

And you have moments to get the fucking shot Right out their clothes are gone That's kind of what sway it is really If you really think about like what sway it is And how vulnerable of a fabric that is, it's basically cotton candy. Like, if it rains or snows, it's, it's fun.

Well, I have a suede jacket, I'm not one to do, but I'm also in L.A. where it doesn't rain. You know what I mean? Like, if I was in New York, I would, it'd be insane to have a suede jacket in New York. I want to get a silk track suit. Are you fucking insane? Silk track suit? That is

that is Slavic ascension. That is like the next level for them. I feel like that's crazy black, but I guess Slavic suit appropriated it too. The track suit, the track suit in and of itself is very, like, Eastern European and Russian. It is now. It was very black back in the day. No, absolutely.

You're right. And then they saw all that. Beboys, be boys who wear tracks suits. See, what's happening, they're so far behind. Like, they're barely just getting, like, 80s television and shit right now. Yeah, yeah. They just saw Rund D.S. They just got introduced to season, like, like, season one Bill Cosby.

Yeah. That's crazy. when they heard about this they were like, it can't be. No, no, they haven't heard about this. They haven't heard about this. Dude, taking a fucking 11-hour flight is fucking time

traveling for them. They go over here, they come to the United States, they're like, what the fuck is happening? They're taking like all these future cars and they're flying and as they fly,

colors that's coming in, and they're like, oh. They saw it's for my wife, man. She's still not used to it. They see, they see Bill Cosby old. and gray where they come here and then they come home and he no such information exists.

There's not a single photo in their country of old Bill Cosby. They are firmly convinced he's like 29, man. He is currently 29. They think they're lying. He's old now. He's aged. He's like, no, he's not. I swear, I've seen it.

I've seen it. He's no longer young. Throw him in prison. He did some terrible things with pills. We need to. We need to. We need to. For disparaging his name.

We need to have the balls to conduct a social experiment like this on an entire unsuspecting populace. We need that. We need a deserted island completely controlled with like this isolated group of people and then just introduce them to delayed, like, to a delayed version of reality. Like instead, like. Hear that. That's the sound of McDonald's extra value meal. Sausage McMuffin with egg. Hash brown.

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Then you got to track like how that affected that society. You know what I mean? But we don't have the balls to like take people away from society and rob them of their basic necessities and their basic human rights. writes in such a way that we'll never know. You know, it's a shame. Well, we could be brave. Let's, let's, uh, let's, uh, let's be brave.

I'm going to, I'm going to find some, I'm going to find some Spanish people. And I'm going to be, I'm going to like, I'm going to like, what do you call? You know, sleeper cells are I'm going to somehow awaken that like Christopher Columbus like, like, like, blood that's in them. And to be like, I just need, I need to colonize these people. Send them down to the Amazon. Get those people, those indigenous people that still exist. and they'll get it done.

Because that's the only way. They are going to lose. Because they lost, do you not remember how they tried to do that last time? And then Amazon, not even the people had to kill them. The surroundings killed them. You're right. The conquistadors did very terribly in those environments. But we have modern day technology where Christopher Columbus would be so proud to have this shit.

So we could actually finish. Wasn't he, wasn't he Italian? Oh, Italian. Excuse me. I said Spanish. He was Italian. He was, wait, no, no, no, no. He was absolutely Italian.

That worked for the British. That worked for the British. No, you're right. I just, I just said Spanish. So, like, yeah, yeah, whatever. It's close enough. Whatever, who cares? So, we can.

So, we can. Yeah, yeah, Don Quixote. Yeah, yeah, Don Quixote. Yeah, don't, the Spanish conquer. Yeah, Don Quixote. The formidable Don Quixote. The, the totally, the totally legendary real person that conquered the, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Amazon. It's so crazy because

I think back to like my childhood and I realized like we had a statue of Don Quixote in our house like we had like this My grandmother had the book on her She had to book like with golden and void letters On the book show. Why? First of all, first of all, okay first of all

insane question to say who doesn't have a statue of Don Quixote in their house? Obviously Who doesn't? Who doesn't? What kind of Latin American particularly Caribbean one doesn't have some sort of like way too nice of a depiction of Don Quixote and Houts. Jalen has one too. Yeah. So does Paul.

No, I understand. I just think it's funny that that's like, because that's something that I just thought for a while, like, oh yeah, this must be just something that everybody had. Like, when I was that young, I just thought like everybody had Don Quixote. Because like what, like everybody that I knew had it. And so like, he's a hero. He's a hero of our culture. Yeah.

Is he real? He's the hero. Is he even real? He's not. He'll say that freaking that, um, No, he's extremely fictional. That'd come on at like 9 p.m.

He's like, he's like, he's like Batman. But not, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's way working to Batman. He's like,

he's like Robin Hood for, for, for the backwater Latinos. Yeah. Let's go. He invented Boya. I don't know, I don't know Spanish, um,

I don't know Spain, like actual Spanish, uh, from Spain like, slang and shit. I want to say essay, but that doesn't work. What do I do? That's Mexico, yeah.

I don't know. Essay is very, very Mexico. I haven't even heard essay once out here. I haven't heard essay once in California. I hear, no, but, yeah, well, even essay is, like, very stereotypical. Like, I don't even think it was particularly. Yeah. So you'll hear the essays from, it's specifically from Cholos.

Like, exclusively Cholos. And I, in my area, I grew up around a lot of them. like they're to the point where I remember being in elementary school my mom wouldn't let me but I was trying to get some long tube socks and the dickies I basically I was like yo man I love their style like they got fucking the loks on and the high socks and shit and they would walk with this this this this swagger like they were crippled yeah it's like the lean like they got wounded in the battle type of like walk and I was like man these fucking guys are so cool I admit it they're fucking cool. They're definitely cool. They're just, you know, they're kind of crazy, but they're cool. They're definitely great. One of them, they're crazy enough to the only time that the only time that I've been assaulted in my, in my hometown was by a Cholo. I think I told you guys this.

That was, it was like four days away from, I was going, I'm taking off the grease. I'm like, I'm out of here. And then as a departing gift, this guy, this Cholo asked me for a lighter. I gave him one. Then he asked to use my phone. And I was like, oh, no, it's dead, clearly just lying. and then he just punches me in the face and I was like yo

and the crazy thing is I was holding yogurt I was holding yogurt and like it exploded all over me because when I got I got like startled from him hitting me it exploded all over my chest he came on you too

he came a gallon on you he looked like he came all over me he said you can I use your phone what what and then he ah oh

I bet is that happening That would be worse. That would be infinity times worse than actually when I got hit. Because I got lucky. That would be crazy. I got lucky. I have a good chin, man. I've never been knocked out.

I've never been knocked out. I've only been rocked one time. So I got lucky because if he would have, if he would have knocked me out, he would have just stole my shit and came on me more, probably. He only got what shot off. Forcefully came at you two more times. Boom, boom.

Is that yogurt or cup? Cracks in the cement around your body. It's like, is that yogurt or cum? It's like, ah, man, it's both, actually. It's both. It's a little bit of both. It's way more cumming yogurt, though. And he walk in the room and go take a shower immediately. Yeah.

In your clothes. Yeah, yeah. In your clothes. You got to clean those clothes, too. You got to get those. Yeah. You got to figure that shit out. If you take too long, it's going to harden, and it's going to turn it a glass.

It's going to come glass. So you've got to clean the clothes of clothes. That's so. disgusting. Oh my God. Come hard and it turns in the cum glass. That's the way it works. I'm sure of it. I'm sure of it.

What the hell are we talking about? I feel like you're talking about something. What happened this week, dude? Spider-Man, dude. Donkey Hote and cum or something? I don't know what happened. Spider-Man did drop this job this week. I saw that you platinum did already. I saw that you platinum me, you fuck.

I saw, so is the game not that long? Because I saw a lot of people platinuming it that I wouldn't expect to do it so quickly. Yeah, I, I, I, I did platinum the first one, to be fair. I don't really platinum a lot of games. So, like, Spider-Man is just like, I'm naturally just like, I can, I can spend as much time in this game as possible.

So, like, whatever. They're very manageable. They're very manageable, they are. Yeah, they're not like. I found, I found this one a lot easier than the last one, actually. But, um, yeah, it's, it is, I would say on the, I played on the basic difficulty, not like, not like, not like crazy hard. I think it was like, what's the default?

I played on hard. What is the default? I was playing on amazing. I was playing on amazing. And. I played on spectacular, and that shit is crazy. Is it? There are moments.

That game's not easy. It's not easy. I want to wait for New Game Plus to try that. But the, um, so it's about, I would say, honestly, you could finish that game in about, like, you could finish the story in like 20 hours. Yeah. And I've had platinum it in about 30, which I think is perfect, by the way. I think that's like, I think that is perfect length. That is like my ideal because like I see so many games there's like, oh man, 80 hours.

And I'm like, I'm not going to finish this. I'm just not. I love that. I do not have, but I understand. I don't have the intention span. Nothing is compelling enough to like keep it. Like, it would be like if a movie was like 10 hours. Like, all right.

Like I'm whatever. Like I'm sure a lot of this is great. But like, what the fuck? I'm going to sit through 10 hours of this, the exact same thing. If the fact that you admit that is the thing, like you understand. Like I'm not. Because like, Balders Gate 3. is like a, I'm, I'm doing everything in the inner city right now.

I'm doing every single thing. I'm doing the things with the nine, the nine fingers. I'm doing everything with the fucking, um, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the mermaid people. You're gonna do everything. Like, you're gonna, like, every single thing in the lower city. You're misunderstanding. And that by itself is like 30 hours of gameplay, all of that. Right.

And I'm like, Jesus Christ. So, so to me, I look at it, I look at a game like that and I'm like, Baldur's Gate or like Eldon Ring, which Elden Ring, I think I could still finish. I just fell off. it because other stuff was coming out and I had to play it. It was a long fucking game. We didn't stop playing it. That was the thing.

Yeah. I just didn't stop playing it. I put 100 hours in Eldon Ring and I'm almost at the end but like what I don't know, whatever. It's a lot. It's a lot. But yeah, but the thing to me is like the thing to me about a lot of these games where it's like if something's that long, it's like, okay, I'll finish it, but I'm not

completing it. You know what I mean? I'm not going to go out and like, I'm not going to 100% a game that's like 80 hours to finish the main story. Like, like, no fucking way. Like, I'm not 100%ing Starfield. Fuck, no way. I'm not 100%ing Skyrim.

Not 100%ing fall. Like, fuck that shit. But a game like Spider-Man where it's like, oh, it's a 20-hour story. There's like some extra stuff. 30 hours max, 40 if you're slow. That's, that's plenty for me. That's awesome. That's an approachable platinum for me.

But it is shorter. It is shorter than the first one. It is, which I don't think is a bad thing. It is, really? Yeah, yeah. The first one was 25 hours. The first one was 25 hours. So it's about five hours shorter.

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I would, I would highly recommend people play it if you have the opportunity to play it because it's fucking dope. A lot of it is really good. The parts that I don't like are really like, minuscule.

If you like Spider-Man, if you like Spider-Man, if you're really a Spider-Man fan, playing this game will be an awesome experience for you. if you've been a fan of Spider-Man, like if you were like a 90s kid reading Spider-Man comics and all the like ridiculous shit from the 90s,

it's like, was your thing, playing this game is 100% up your alley. Yeah, maybe. Because there's shit that's, I'm not going to spoil, but there's moments in this game that go on. And I'm like, what the fuck.

Maybe when, when Sweeney finishes it, uh, maybe we'll do like a similar Baldur's Gate thing. Or like Sweeney and I will just like fucking run, run through it. Are you going to be fun to play it soon, Derek? So it's like I said I don't have a PS5

There's not enough shit out for me still to justify buying I think now it's worth it Dude the only thing that I would buy is Is um Demon Souls and this And to me that's not enough to buy an entire console Now to be fair Uh huh good

Well I was gonna say Spider-Man 2 is gonna come out for PC at some point And it's going to be more feature complete than it is right now Because I will say it's buggy as hell man Like it is it is so much much buggy than I really ever anticipated it being. Like there were periods of times where I was like there's like a fight in like, there's a fight sequence in Coney Island where you're fighting a bunch of people.

And I knocked people out of bounds. And like you can only progress if you beat everybody. And like I would see this guy like across the street in Coney Island. I would try to go get him and then the game would like push, pull me back. It's like, nope, come back. I'm like, what the fuck? I can't. I can't finish this. That happened like

eight, that happened to me eight times. I spawned us like a white cube twice. I think Miles's body disappeared. So it was just Miles's floating head walking around talking to people. That's awesome. Like a surprising number of bucks. I ran into the whole, I would do missions and I would just like clip to somewhere and not be able to move.

And I'm like, well, I got stuck under a highway once during a car chase. There's like, it's not as stable. I went through buildings a few times. It's not as stable as the first one. I was like, really too fast. New Game Plus isn't in it So there's gonna be more stuff on it When it comes to PC inevitably

Like in probably like what like a year and a half You have to imagine True So I don't know man You have a year and a half you would say I would say so yeah They're becoming quicker Yeah with that stuff

I'll get I'll probably get like Because I know what they're gonna do Some type of slim PS5 or something They're gonna be like a new iteration I'll probably get that I just Man

I just I know what you mean, man. I know what you mean. Yeah. And to me, and some other people may completely disagree, but when I look at the PS4 Pro graphics and I look at the PS5 graphics, I just don't care enough to be like, what a massive improvement. It's like, yeah, it's a noticeable improvement, of course.

But a lot of it is in hard. A lot of it is in just like hardware and like what. Like performance, I guess. It's a lot in performance and like the stuff that can happen. Like, is there some. things that happen in... Yeah, like, specifically with the SSD, because, like, they do it a little bit in Ratchet and Clank, the last Insomnia game that they had, where it's, like, instantaneous, like, level

switching that's, like, really, really taxing on certain PCs, unless you have, like, the, like, a really beefy rig. So it's cool, and there's some missions in this one in this game that do stuff like that. It's, I don't know. I wouldn't say... I see. If you're not, like, balls to the wall, like, man, I love, love Spider-Man. like I wouldn't necessarily be like

oh run out and buy a fucking console over it but it's really good it's a solid Spider-Man game although the villains are awesome but they're not even I don't know man Venom is I don't think this is a spoiler really

but Venom is in the game for like 30 minutes it's like a really it's like a really upsetting it's not long like just not nearly as they should be Yeah, it's, it's, it's kind of, it's kind of, it's kind of, like, the biggest, the biggest problem, the biggest problem that the game has, like, and we'll get to do it in a spoiler case if we chose to do it, is like, it's, that the pacing is fucked, I think. Like, it's, it's a really awesome story, it's really good, but like, there's certain things that really should have a lot more time, and, and they just sort of, you know what it feels like? Did you play Ragnarok, Derek?

Yeah. It, you know how Ragnarok feels like it just sort of happens in, like, like, really fucking immediately? and there's all this buildup to it. It feels like that. It feels a lot like that where it's like, it's not necessarily that this is bad. It's just that like there's not enough of it and it doesn't breathe. That's kind of the,

that's really the only complaint that I have. What's weird is that for Ragnarok, there was the end. For Spider-Man 2, it's the end of act 2. No, no. You're not, that just,

gold on ramps. yeah it'll it's the end for for for spider-man as well I think you'll be fucking surprised by just how like oh I'm like I'm not gonna spoil anything let's let's just move let's just move on we're dancing around something that we should

yeah yeah we'll be able to talk about also Derek's not hasn't played it so it's it's fun as fucked I really enjoyed it look at I might just I thought about it my my my because my roommate says hey anytime you want to play the PS5 like go ahead and so I kind of forgot that I'm like oh maybe I'll just buy the game specifically to play it.

Oh, yeah. You forgot about renting. I forgot about renting. Yeah, that is an option. There's things that, yeah, interesting. Yeah, you can blow through that in a weekend, dude. Like, it's, it's easy. Yeah, I might just do that.

Anyway, but what else happened this week? Probably, I don't know, I hate asking that question because it's always, the answer is always nothing. And then... Nothing, because easy, otherwise you wouldn't have to ask. Yeah, yeah. And then some bullshit. What?

I wanted to, I totally forgot. I wanted to discuss this off the air, but I just wanted to actually, no, it doesn't, I was just going to say. I was just going to say, because I completely forgot to set this up because somebody I know, they just had a, I'll tell you what, this is what I'm going to do. If anyone's interested, because I just wanted to, I just wanted to help my friend out who had a ball cancer surgery. I just wanted to direct them. Yeah, I just wanted, but here's the thing. I'm completely ill-prepared. I completely forgot.

I was supposed to be top of the show, everything. All I'm going to do is, long story short, if anybody wants to take a look at a situation in the description. I'm caught up in the game. My attention is on every play and every whistle. But what I'm missing is a signal coming from my kidneys. That signal isn't like a ref's whistle. It's more of a silent SOS, which could be warning me of an increased risk for events like heart attack or stroke. And a way I can catch that signal? A simple urine test called UACR. If you have type

two diabetes or high blood pressure, talk to your doctor about the UACR test. Detect the SOS. Visit Detect thesos.com to learn more. I will leave a link if you, you know, if you want to, if you're interested in a story or something like that, that's all. I just want to put that out there. No big deal. He's not dead. So whatever. It's no, like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like if you can donate maybe two cents, really. That's all I care about enough to give him like two cents.

You know that nigga stole my, he stole my jacket when we went on a tour? We did a U.S. tour and he was the basis. Long story short. We got home. This is a jacket that does not exist anymore. You guys know Big Black Christopher Boykin from our Robin Big? So we had a line in Paxson in the mall.

And so I bought one of his hoodies. And that line doesn't exist anymore. motherfucker fuckers dead so he ain't make it any more lines and uh so i was like hey man i left my jacket in the fucking van uh can i pick it up and then he tells me oh dude i threw everything away in the van and i just like what do you do in that situation because i'm thinking clearly he's lying and he just took the hoodie but like you also if you can't you know what i mean like it's one of those things he comes down bro look what happened to him now yeah you know what's you know what's funny It was funny.

The only reason why I even wanted to bring this up in the first place is because I had that immediate thought where I'm like, ha ha, that's fucked up, right? But then I'm also thinking, that's terrible. I should at least, you know, because I don't hate the guy. I just want to just mention it. And if anybody is interested, just take the link in the description. And don't, please, please, do not mention that jacket story. You know, you can donate and mention comments. Please don't fucking say that.

You have never done anything to ensure that is a reality more than what you've just said. No, no, no, no. You've just, you've ensured that that will happen. Yeah, okay, yeah. I feel like. So everybody, so everybody go check the description and donate to this, donate to this thief. He stole your jacket. Pantor stole his ball, bro.

That's crazy. I love the idea. I just love the idea of him. just like, hey, just trying to sell this guy. It's like, hey, man, go, like, this guy's going through some serious shit. He stole my jacket. Like, it's just a weird pitch. But, uh, obviously, that's a horrible thing.

So, like, uh, anything that we can do to, it will be great. I just want to say, it is a weird pitch, but that is to be, I would not have said anything at all if I didn't have that thought process. Like, of like, you know, imagine I get a hater and like, fuck this nigga. He stole my jacket. Who can't? cares, but then I'm like, that's terrible. That's a terrible line of thinking.

I will try to help this guy out. So fuck you die of cancer. It's pretty insane. That's much. Yeah. Yeah. Obviously, the, uh, the, the, the, yeah, so the, so the, so the, so the, so the, so the, so the, so the, so the, so the, so the, so the, so the, so the, so the, so the,

stuff is happening. I made a video I did on it, but long story short, it's, it's, uh, I think there's, like a little update where, so for those of you don't know, I mean, we, we, we talked about this on the previous episode. right like the sniper wolf jacks film situation i'm sure that we had a whole episode revolving around that show so um i just youtube demonetized her and then she was like yeah i accept this this criticism or whatever i accept the punishment and then she took a lot of her videos it uploaded it to a second channel that was monetized i think they have since they have since i posted the video they have

demonetized those as well but that's like i don't know what i don't know what this is it's it just seems to be like a game of ping pong now where she's just trying to circumvent Any kind of punishment for this shit. Honestly, I'm surprised Instagram. Somebody brought it up in a, I was reading the comments on my videos on my video about it. And people were like, I'm honestly shocked that Instagram haven't taken her down from like their platform. Because that's where all this happened. And I'm like, that's a good point, actually.

Like it's kind of, it is weird. Like, I know. The problem is Instagram doesn't have that like central, you know, okay, so you can go on. Yeah, well, what I mean is, okay, let's say, let's say Instagram has an account that's just, you know, at Instagram or whatever the fuck. You can't just type at, you can't just put, you have to go on a, a poster or real or in, in the comment sections and they're not going to, you know what I'm saying? It's so, it's so, it doesn't look bad at all. Like, say, if you go on Twitter, YouTube's official Twitter account, and as soon as you see any of their posts, it just flooded with comments, people talking shit. Like it's so much more obvious to be like, okay, we need to do something.

People making YouTube videos and stuff. I don't really think anybody's going on Instagram, making a bunch of videos and tagging Instagram or tagging. Be like, hey, you guys, you know what I'm saying? So, like, there's no pressure at all. Like, Zuck doesn't know anything about this or any of his team. Don't know shit about this. Zuck is trying to get ready to kill Elon, bro. He's just trying to murder Elon.

Yeah, yeah. Dude, do you hear that Elon? So, you know, Tesla's not doing well. the cyber truck is is hilarious like as far as everything that's gone on with it because of how when you see the truck right let's say you can okay i don't care if you think it looks cool fair enough but like you have to be objective about it that that thing is completely unsafe in every way imaginable everything about it is really bad where there's no fucking there's no there's no fucking there's no uh damage absorption impact absorption from steel like old cars are way

People don't understand this. People don't understand physics. Old cars are way more dangerous than new cars. The reason why cars can get totaled so easily is to protect you and they take all the force of impact. Like so a lot of people that get in cars that are totaled are fine. Instead of you snapping your fucking neck off or hitting something to where your head is, you know, I don't need to get into that. But my point being, that's one of the things. That is a point that is not a hammering home enough.

I see so, I've seen so many people being like, man, shit's built so poorly these days. the cars just crumple it's like if they didn't crumple you would like you don't understand like those old those old cars like don't they just displace all of the damage onto your fucking body to the point it's like oh yeah your car's a little scratched but now your bones are all into a way different place than they used to be now your whole entire body's outside your windshield in someone else's car yeah and and the thing about it is like you only think you're fine because the car inside is like not fucked up you know what I mean Like that's, it's kind of fucked up. It's a very, you fall down.

You fall in the A and then you can't fucking walk. Dude, I know so many people who like, like were in accidents in those old cars. And like they have, they still, they're still dealing with like shit from that. Like they're still dealing with like, oh, yeah, like I'm off balance here. Like, I've got this pain here that just doesn't go away. Whereas like, I don't know, man. I've seen people walk away from those like really disastrous looking car wrecks where the car is like crumpled. And they're just totally fucking fine now.

You know what I mean? They might be a little stressed out. Because I bet psychologically it's probably scary to be in a car that's crumbling around you. Hell yeah. But I only imagine. Yeah, but physically they're fine. Yeah. So I wouldn't be a really bad car crash at least one time, like a really bad one.

Why would like flip and everything? You're so fucking. You know what? I want that for you as well. I want that for you as well, Kingston. Yeah, man. I'll drive. Yeah.

Like, normally I wish you. I wish you nothing but luck in finding that same. scenario for yourself. Yeah. The car perfectly fine. Like, look, guys, I'm all right. And then the person I hit is just, he looks like cyborg. He looks like cyborg.

It's crazy. Like, damn, dude. You're going to be, you're going to have powers probably. Oh, you're just going to die real painful. Yeah, dude. That cyber truck, for sure, the latter. That cyber truck looks like, um, it's an absolute, uh, it looks like a halo vehicle. Like, like a, like, but like, not even like a real one.

It looks like an alpha. Like, oh, this is like the rough sketch of like what this futuristic sci-fi thing. It looks like a halo vehicle that's rendering. It does. It totally is like a rendering halo vehicle. Low-poly. It's popped on. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. Like, part of me, look, I'm not going to. I'm not going to lie. Like, part of me looks at it. And I think like, just because it looks so strange, part of my brain is like, that does look kind of cool. I would never want to drive that thing or. it or have to deal with it.

But I like, I'll put it this way. If I was, like, making, like, a sci-fi world or something, I would probably put that design in the fiction somewhere. You know what I mean? Like, it looks cool enough aesthetically. Until you start really thinking about, like, oh, this is barely street legal, probably. Like, and it's barely meets the standards in United States. As a matter of fact, it didn't.

And they had to, like, they basically had to increase the value. of the car by by 100% to get a street legal because he wanted to sell the car for under like $50,000 and now probably

they're going to go for around $100K once they're ready and you might be able to get one next year maybe and if you do it's just good fucking luck dude

it's just so it's such a novelty unsafe fucking car you will absolutely cut pedestrian in half if you hit them. It's a fucking bad idea. It's a complete right angle.

Like it's just a, they're not a right angle, but like a complete edge. You actually cut pedestrians in half. That is crazy. It's like, it's so dangerous. I really,

if there's a car that I wouldn't want to get hit by on this earth, it's probably that. It's probably the cyber truck. Like I can't even imagine how much that would hurt. You're just being nudged by it.

Your odds of survivability is so low. it's so fucking low getting hit by that thing you're like no I'm gonna get severed no you're just cut into that I don't know that's it oh man I can't wait to see what happens Elon gives me hope sometimes because I look at him and I'm like man he's so rich and he's so like his instincts are so bad that like it must be like it like he makes it feel like being that rich is not out of reach you know what I mean like there's something about like the like where he is and like where because I understand that there are certain areas

where he's smart it's kind of like I think we were having this conversation in like in in another episode recently we were talking about like oh yeah like Isaac Newton was like really brilliant but he but he fucking put mercury behind his fucking eyes because he thought that would help him for some reason it's like there's like a limited amount of intelligence that people have and I'm sure like there's an area where Elon Musk is smart but like in a lot of the areas that he is like full front in like in force of or like in in the public eye or like representative of, I don't believe those are the things.

Like I think like maybe he's really good at Sudoku. And that's like, people were like, whoa, he's really good at Sudoku. Let's put him in a fucking, because like there's so many decisions that he makes that I'm like just like, this is just like not,

this is just a dumb idea. Like, like getting rid of circles on Twitter is like a weird idea. Like I don't understand the purpose of that. It's, it's very bizarre. There's other things that he's done with Twitter too. Like the fact that like the fact that like the,

Look, bots are out in full force on Twitter right now. And they have been for like a while now. And I have not had a worse experience on Twitter with bots since like, since Elon took over, it's been way worse, like noticeably worse. And I think most people probably wouldn't notice. Maybe most people don't notice because they're not like public figures in the same way that we are where we get a lot of engagement in that way. We get a lot of messages. But like the messages that I used to get were actual people.

I get like maybe one spam account a month. Now it's like every fucking day, it's a deluge. To the point where I don't check messages anymore. Like I'm sorry if you're sending me messages and I'm not like reading them or taking them into account or responding to them or it probably seems like I don't give a shit. But I sincerely just I can't I can't be bothered to wade through all of the spam to get to the people who like are actually saying things because it's so much spam. It's crazy. Missing all them nudes, boy That's fine

Missing on them All the mooseys I have You know I got I got up in here I got a lot You got some sick shit up there You got some sick shit up there

Oh yeah Yeah I don't need the internet at all no more When I look back on my old porn history I realize how far I've fallen as a person You know How far you're falling Or how far you're crazy shit

Just fall I fell What do you mean like Wait what yeah In what way Explain yourself. Used to be, used to be like just,

you know, like real soft core stuff, you know, innocent. What's it now? Yeah. Just turned it to just. Yeah.

Yeah. What's it? What's it? Just vile. Just, just, just, just,

just, just, just to knock the girl one, you know? Just, just to show her one. And I'm like, what is crazy?

What happened to me? Is his eyes like red and shit? And he's just, like, clearly, clearly not well. His brain is, All his left is brain It's just a video

It's just a video of this 8 foot tall It's just a video Of this eight foot tall guy Staring angrily In the camera As his eyes get progressively More red

And you can tell He's beating off off screen But his face His facial expression His facial expression is not Changing at all He's just like moving a little bit To indicate

There's some jostling going on And that's the porn That Kingston watches now As opposed to before It was just like Still images of like It was just sports Illustrated photos

Or like Playboy It's so fun Dude, it's so funny thinking about Playboy because I used to think Playboy was like... Like, I... Playboy would be enough to distract me back in the day. You know what I mean?

Like, I remember playing Mafia 2 almost exclusively to collect those Playboys. Like, specifically, I'd be like, oh, man, let me... Because that was a collectible in fucking Mafia 2. You would go around and collect like vintage Playboys. And there would be like these like, just straight up nude photos in this game.

And I'm like, this is sick. It's like, this is enough for me. I don't even think... I sincerely don't think I would even do a double take at a playboy now. Like, I don't even think it would remotely get even a, I wouldn't even notice it. Probably. Yeah, it's too. I don't, I've never been, like, okay, so I did, uh, my, because I don't know why there's a lot of old people.

I don't know in certain households, they had like either some type of, they had magazines in the bathroom. And some people had Playboys or whatever. Like, I had a couple of friends. Their dads were like that. It was just open in the public and we're like, oh, it was cool. And nothing like that in our house, obviously, but there was the Sports Illustrated, the Swim suit edition. Now, the Swim Suit Edition was borderline, like Playboy.

And there was something actually a little bit better than that that I liked. There was kind of the tease of than just some, like, dumb, broad that's posed in an impossible way that's airbrushed to perfection and all this shit, where there was a little less that in the swimsuit edition where obviously it's still fake but like these are like they're in bikinis and they're supposed to look kind of sporty to a certain extent there was something cool about that like the implication of like the implied nudity was actually kind of nice so i kind of i kind of double take on that like say for example if i saw a fucking ploy boy it same thing i would just like yeah yeah tits but then if i'm in like say i'm in the grocery aisle and there's some

chick that's like her tits are almost about to spill out or something i'm like what's going on there it's just more of i don't know it's a weird thing i think i know you mean i get it is it gonna is it gonna happen or her tit's gonna explode out of her top yeah it's just i need multiple women scissoring fountains of squirt coming out their mouths coming out their mouths what are you talking about lactating i need women lactating i need them squirting on each other i need Spitting. I need, I just need very, very, very, very graphical. Eskrament from every orifice.

Gotcha. I get it. If there's a dry orifice, I don't want it. That is crazy. Piss, squirt. I need all of any of all. Fucking beer. What was those things called the beer, uh, funnel?

What are they called when you chug those things? Oh, I don't know. I just always call them funnels. Are they called funnels? I don't know. It's probably wrong, but like, whatever. We're not alcoholic, so, like, it doesn't matter. Anybody's going to be like, actually, actually, that's called a Einsteinian funnel flask or whatever.

And it's like, all right, yeah, cool. Yeah, we're not. Yeah, all right. No, no, I got it's a beer bong. But I was going to say just beer bong. I learned this from Chappelle show, because I didn't know putting milk in people's asses. I don't know why that's a thing. But I learned that from a, there was like a specific, there was a specific, I think there was like a, he was doing like a gay segment or something about like the way that gay people do things versus like regular people.

And it's essentially like the gay covers, like just over exaggerated, you know, like stuff like that where I think one of the guys, his license plate said ass milk on it. And I'm like, what the fuck is that? Like what the fuck is ass milk? And then I learned what ass milk was by going on the internet. And apparently that's a thing. So squirting, right, lactating milk. You get that milk that's lactating, and then you put it in their ass and they squirt that out.

That's what we're talking about? That time of show you watch? Imagine for a moment, by the way. Imagine this is your first episode of the podcast. Imagine this is your first episode of this show for a moment. Yeah, yeah. I don't even know how, like how. I remember something that's so crazy.

What? There's this video that I said. saw on Twitter once where there was this girl and she put Mentos in her pussy and then poured coke in it. No. No. That's so stupid. And what's funny is that she did it and after she like spasmed and fell over, she looked so sad. And I was like, you know damn what her boyfriend convinced her to do that. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, what the fuck. Of course. Nobody does this shit of their own volition. Like I could

a meet like my heart went so so I was like he definitely talked her into doing that she did not want to do that on her own now did you have that information did you have that did you have that reaction did you have that before or actually you finished um definitely right after right after like I found fireworks came out and I was just like dang bro I'm walling yeah you're already there you know you might as well in the fuck in the moment you're like yeah that's so hot yeah it is and you fucking awesome. I would love to drink soda out of a pussy.

That's so disgusting. I can't believe I can't believe I I watched something so vulgar a few seconds ago. It is literally... This could not have been me. Sex and general is so funny. It's funny. Sex and general is so funny because it's just like it's, it's, it ages so poorly. It ages, like, there is nothing

that age is worse than that, really. Because like, even... Sex? Yes. Yes, because the, Definitely not a high tier thing. Dude, immediately after, you're just immediately after, you're just like, oh my, what are we doing? Like, what is this? Like, it just feels so like you're lumbering away. There's just such an awkward feeling.

And then, like, especially, like, if you've ever, like, sexed or anything like that. Or, like, had, like, conversations like that over the phone. Or not over the phone, but, like, over through, through messages. It's like the second year. Dude, the second. Yeah, when you look at it afterwards, you're like, Jesus fucking Christ. this is horrible it almost feels like you're

it almost feels like you're watching footage of yourself like just reading those messages messages back feels like watching footage of yourself like as a werewolf you know what I mean where it's like that is crazy that like what drove me to this was that me?

Why would I say that? That's why I feel bad for me. I always feel bad for people who like honestly I mean this genuinely. Like I really do feel bad for people when they get, I mean, provided they're not doing like, like illegal shit or like morally fucked up shit, right? Like when they get their like sex messages leaked,

not even photos. Photos, I could give a shit about it because like what? Human body is a human body. I could give a fuck. But like those messages, like you, like everybody knows they're gonna, everybody knows it's cringe. Like from a third person perspective,

like it's obviously embarrassing to read that shit. Like, nobody, nobody on this planet. Nobody on this. It's not even about that. It's like, nobody on this planet, if you sent, if you took their, like, sex messages and, like, put it out on the internet. No one would sound cool. Everyone would sound fucking deranged or, like, fucking cringe or, like, embarrassing.

And these poor people are like, oh, man. That's one thing I hope to never. I hope to, like, I would rather. every naked picture I've ever taken be out on the internet than the conversations that I've had.

That's kind of crazy, but I mean, look, I get what you're saying, though. Because it's so much worse to me, so much worse.

I just like the, but I also feel like there's, you can always have plausible deniability, like, oh, I didn't say that. Like,

you know, like, it's easy to Photoshop. I didn't say, I shit, what the fuck. Versus like your penis is just there

and your face, you're like, you know, you like, well, the idea, the idea of people, That is crazy.

The under picture, you know you take picture of the under, and then you just have your face in it. That's the best fucking picture ever. That is the best. Your dick looks like Wesker's arm from five. It's just veins. The idea of smiling, the idea of taking a dick picture with your face in it,

smiling and giving a thumbs up is hysterical. Like, that is so outrageous. The fact that I. never done that is actually kind of upsetting to think about it I've never done it before. Just fucking your hogs out, bro.

Yeah. And you make sure you got Rhino, you make sure you're as hard as you possibly can be to the point where it kind of hurts and then you take the picture. Bro,

I'm glad I don't get boners like that anymore. That was young me, getting boners to the planet nearly hurt. Brother, uh, you look it. So you got to do this.

You got to, I've been telling everybody to do it. I've been telling everybody to it. I've been telling everybody get on TRT. they actually I just do I just this okay this just blew my mind I didn't know this but you can you know subcutaneous you can inject

insulin you do you do insulate subucanus which is injecting your fat so your abdomen into your belly fat apparently you can do that with testosterone because I always thought it was always intramuscular you just somewhere in your muscles right so I understand so you inject testosterone

directly into your dick I don't understand I mean there's that's really one of the only place you can't do it. There's no muscle or fat there. What even is no muscle? I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, your dick muscle, right? It's a muscle.

Yeah, you know, the, yeah, the dick muscle, right? Yeah. I mean, yeah. That's pure fat. Excuse me, I retract everything I just said, so you can do it in your dick. That's disgusting. Put, you inject testosterone in your penis and I, I guarantee you, man, you're going to feel like fucking a young whippersnapper with the, you're, the, you're, the

rest of your body is going to feel like your aging and you're broken because they're going to take you to the hospital. They're going to pump you full of so many drugs. You're going to feel like you've gone to heaven. That's what he means. He's like, that's what's going to happen. Don't do that. Solid. Solid.

You got solid penis, bro. Stone. They call you the Stone Lord, bro. Hell yeah. This dick you're giving out, bro. The Stone Lord. Dude, Stone Lord's actually kind of a dope-ass name. I kind of like that a lot.

Like if I were in porn, my name would be like, like Alex Stone Lord or something. It would just be like something that because people kind of understand what the implication. My porn name would be Hardy Mixed Super Hard Hard Hard. What, hyphen with the hard? Hardy makes super hard hard. Hardy makes super hard hard. Those girls would be terrified of me. what about like can you is it too on the nose to just be named throbbing cock

it's honestly I'm honestly a little bit disappointed at how because dude I don't know man what bonus shame bro there's something like something I'm really disappointed that porn is so porn is so self-serious in that way because like you have a lot of you have a lot of like porn stars and their names are just like intended to be like kind of cool you know what I mean like what is it James James Dean you know or like, uh, fucking,

you know, Lexi, or like Riley, you know, they're just, they're normal names. You know what I mean? That just kind of sound stripperish.

But, but porn is so funny. Like, there's so, there's so much hilarity in that entire medium that it kind of blows my mind that there isn't a porn star

that who's like super famous whose name is just Hardy McCardard or something. It is, that's kind of wild. There really should be. Well, the problem is because, that's the way to go.

Because porn has had to fight so hard. to be acknowledged as what it is that, you know, it's taken on the air of seriousness in its, in its nature. Like everything, everything that has to fight for it just being the nature of being respected somewhat. And unfortunately, takes on a very hard persona because it has to fight for, you know, the basic acceptance of being like a thing. But what I'm saying is like, that's like, we need hard. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Penis-hyphen man, like penis man. P penis-hyphen. man exactly can you imagine a porn star you had some lady porn star being like I'm filming a scene with penis man today like that is so

fucking funny it's awesome dick knocks on the door to get in it just sounds so good it's so dumb but she's like talking so casually she's so casually talking

yeah hey guys today I'm on set with penis man and like Hey, how's it going? I'm on set with penis Like, hey, what's up? He's actually super He's actually really chill.

He looks like a penis somewhat. Yeah, there's something about him that's penis like. You can't really explain what it is. He's bald, but his head has like a tip. He's like a tip.

He's got, he's always wearing the helmet. He's all wearing the helmet. He's always wearing a helmet. All right, but he's penis man. All right, but he's a piece to be here. My friends call me Richard, but you can call me penis man.

then. It's called me Richard. I'm a pleasure to meet me. All right, let's get the questions. Clearly,

clearly this episode, clear this episode is completely fucked already. So let's just completely perfect. Yeah, whatever.

Let's move on some questions from our lovely, from our lovely audience members over at 14% of my weight is penis. Patreon.com slash,

Patreon. com slash the snark tank, right? That's what it is? The snark tank. God damn, what's going on with you? I don't know, man. Dude, I honestly,

something's been going on with me lately. Like, I think I've, I, you know what it is? The last couple days because I've been playing Spider-Man 2 ferociously to try to get it done before this trip that I'm supposed to be going on,

doing a lot of work. I think I've just overworked my brain to the point where I feel like this week, I definitely feel this week I'm stupider than most weeks. like for sure. Nice. So full disclosure, we missed an episode. We're going to get back on track real quick.

You're still going to get that one episode a week at the very least. But we missed the second episode last week because I for some reason, and I'm not even remotely kidding, I had a dream that we recorded that episode and then woke up thinking that we had done it. I'm not even remotely kidding. This is a real thing. And it was, you know what makes me sad about it? It was a really good episode.

So I was like, I felt like really good about it. Yeah, I was like, oh man, that was such a good one. I'm excited to see it. And then, like, time went on and I was like, and then we just weren't seeing it. Like, I just wasn't seeing the episode. And I was like, and then I had to think about, like, wait. Did that? And I, I, and then I realized that we just didn't record it at all.

So, you're too young to be having those moments. That's scary. That's dementia. That's preset dementia. No, you know what? You know what? It happens. It always happens when I, when I, when my schedule gets fucked in the way that it.

because I've been going to bed at 3 a.m. and waking up at like 6. So like that's not good, bro. Right, right, yeah, yeah. Because I've had like deadlines and all the shit and I'm trying to get a lot of stuff done. So like that's, that's what happens. It's whatever.

It'll happen sometimes. Vivid dreams, delirium. But we'll get, we'll get that sorted super quick. But you can get a lot of extra stuff over at the Patreon. If you're over there, we got some extra ammoes over there just for the Patreon audience.

So you can go check those out. As we talked about today, me and Sweeney are probably going to do a I think it would be fun to do a Spider-Man 2 kind of spoiler discussion and agree chat about it so we'll probably do that and yeah let's move on to some questions

and remember you can ask us questions over a Patreon if you subscribe I don't think you understand the cultural significance of my dick man fuck off wrote in it's his name you are given a jack or Bluetooth at the party to play something to lighten the place up

what do you play I'll take the opportunity to the samelessly shout out one of my favorite albums Trick a technology by A skills and crafty cuts That sounds fake as fuck That does not sound like a real album

You sound like a hipster What is this? That does not say your favorite cut Look at look at it I gotta say so Why are people's favorite cuts Always the most obscure shit Like I just feel like

Can't you just give a human answer Can't you just give like a fucking you know Hey, I know, I know that just a safe answer so you can seem like you're not a fucking alien. Because I feel like that's used to. It's like, most people's favorite songs. Yeah, go ahead. Are like invoked. You can't, you can't make, you can't make, not your favorite, you know?

It just happens. No, look at, this is what, look at, this is, this is, what I'm saying is, so just like with, I mentioned this once before, when I got introduced to the punk genre, people are trying to impress me with their deep cuts. and it's not the deep cuts that you want to introduce somebody to. So it's kind of like, you can kind of just obscure the truth a little bit with something like, it's like, this is my favorite artist,

but this is something that's a little relatable to. So I can at least have an understanding of what you're even talking. What you told me, Chris? I can't even, what the fuck was that? I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. But here's the thing about that, though.

It's like these people, these people are so obscure. Like, I don't know who these people. I've never heard of A-skills, crafty cuts. I have no opinion on them. God bless you, question guy. It's all right. Yeah, yeah. You're not going to say his name again. It's insane. That'd be insane.

But, so he, the thing about these guys, it's like, this could be like their most popular song for all we know, you know what I mean? Because we don't, we don't know them at all. This could be like, this could be like, this could be the least hipsters amster answer for this artist. It could be the equivalent of being like, oh, yeah, I love Michael Jackson. Have you ever heard, have you ever heard Billy Jean?

You know? this could be like their billy jane it's the only thing by them that anybody knows but um you know what damn i retract my statement let me uh what was the name again a a dot skills and crafty cuts

with kays okay crafty cuts i got crafty cut peaches i don't know man we're getting sidetracked we're getting sidetracked anyway this is this is not this guy's favorite album fuck this guy's

favorite album. In fact, that's mean, I'm sorry. I'm getting really angry at the audience. It's, you know what it is? It's because some people have been like, some people have written in, they're like, we're, you know, hey, you know, this is the last, um, this is the last time I'm going to be able to support you for a while. I've got money issues or whatever. And I don't respect that. We're going to take the podcast away from you. We're going to take the, if you, if you subscribe to us and then you do not rejoin, we will, you're not, you're the free feed is gone. from you like it's it's gone you you lose your rights to it sorry like it's just how I feel the the idea of you being like no no one can have it now and just completely getting rid of the

podcast is crazy that would be fucking six people can't pay for it you're like well guess what you fucked everyone no free feeds it yeah yeah so um A skills okay yeah A skills and crafty cuts Not bad. It's like some There's a There's a group called cunning linguists They're like Of course

Underground Yeah Yeah Yeah So they're underground Some semi-conscious hip hopin It just old You know

It has a similar vibe of that It's like an underground Kind of vibe Maybe you'd like him too If you're kind of into the To what's the fucking Uh Um

That nigga that's all it was With the gorillas and shit I don't know what the hell that is he, what is he an actual gorilla? You know, the guy that wraps? I don't know if he's... Oh my God. You know what's crazy?

You know, it's crazy? I, like, I felt it coming. Like, I felt like, it was like, it was like a spider sense and it got like red and I chose not to parry. He's about to be racist. He's about to be racist. And I thought, I'm going to let it happen. I'm just going to, I'm not going to stop this.

What do you consider underground hip hop, Derek? Like, what do I, like, give me a rapper. You consider underground hip hop, right? Well, what do I consider? So what I consider Freddie Gibbs? I don't really consider Tech 9

I don't consider Tech 9 underground anymore I think he I think since like 2008 he just went completely mainstream like his Tech 9 hasn't been

underground for a long time like he kind of like ascended like he kind of like doesn't have that vibe anymore I consider Tech 9 very underground but really he's crazy that he's not in a sense that he's been an underground rapper

since like 89 that's why I just I just I feel like I agree though he's more main so people know about him now

like after KOD came out I feel like he's not it's it just he kind of went in a completely different direction

where um and then what was that other one he did because he did like because I mean you remember that

that fucking that that Halloween song he did with the hopsin and fucking what's that idiot's name Bob

that fucking oh man is it like isn't that isn't that the flat earth guy Bob yeah

yeah the fucking stupid that's how I You know what's crazy about Bob? That's how I know him. You don't even know him from like, the airplanes with the Haley Williams?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah. I mean, I mean, I need to clarify by name. That's how I know him. Like, I'm sure I've heard his, I'm sure I've heard of a couple of, well, he's only,

by the way, by the way, quick thing, we can go right back into this. I just want to clarify, I was simply, I was joking about taking podcasts away from Feefeet's. I only say that. The reason I say that, the reason I clarify that, I understand that I shouldn't have to, and I really feel like on some level I don't.

I feel like our audience gets us in that way. But at the same time, on sacred symbols, we had like three people leave that Patreon because they were convinced that I spoiled the ending to Lies of P. Because they were talking about like, oh man, the ending of Lies of P is so good. And I was like, yeah, you fight, you fight Walt Disney at the end. which means which means there are three people who genuinely thought

like man fuck these guys they spoiled this game that I was playing was like a spider fucking the cannibal spider with a jar head that is un fucking believable

that is unbelievable it was actually it was actually only one Patreon exit and like I think like one comment and one tweet but it was like three people

thought we had spoiled the game. I can, yeah, to think that Walt, dude. Imagine believing, imagine believing that like Walt, oh yeah, they just put Walt Disney at the end of this fucking, like,

the person. He pulls up. He pulls up out of smoke. Shakes the ice off of him and shit. And it's him, you fight him, and then, like, his little creature falls out from the sky, and it's like Mickey with this big ass serrated. the blade. Pinocchio doesn't even have any...

And you gotta fight them both at the same time. The thing that bothers me... The thing that bothers me about it is, I thought it was such an obvious joke, because Pinocchio doesn't have anything to do with Disney. Disney made a Pinocchio movie, but Pinocchio's a fucking fairy tale. That has nothing...

It's like all of old Disney shit. Yeah, it would be like... It would be like... It would be equivalent to... To, um, talking about Norse mythology and being like, oh man, they fucking spoiled the recent Thor run. And it's like...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No. I'm like, no. These are, Thor, first and foremost, Thor and Marvel's a blondey. Thor mythology's famously a redhead. Yeah, this is what,

Ragnarock did a pretty good job with, he's a ginger redhead rapist. Yeah, that's, that's drunk, and he'll, like, yeah, it's a pretty good job. Dude, he, it's on several occasions, he would get drunk at people who say humans,

parties, and get too rough and kill them, bro. That is hilarious. So, like, you're on sacred symbols, right? And you're talking about Ragnarok. And you're like, man, I can't believe Cretus was about to go in for the killing blow, but then Thanos stops you. He started to get in the end of the fight that.

I thought it was, I really is, it really is, it really is an equivalent level. You know what I mean? Where it's like. Stopping? I hate Chris. I hate him. So, no, the ending of Lise of P. He spoils everything.

So the ending of Lise of P is not, in fact. The ending of Liza P is in fact not Walt Disney. Although technically, that's a spoiler because now you know that the ending is not something. Now it's not. Now you know it's not. It's like, game, I was really looking forward to not knowing that Walt Disney was not at the end of Liza P. Stop talking. Just stop talking.

You're making things worse. You know what the funny thing is? If he was, if Walt Disney was actually the main boss of Liza P. I would have bought it immediately. I would have, that's actually a spoiler that would be like, wait, I get to fight Walt Disney. You would have sensed out the bullshit, Derek. You would have like, wait, wait. No, but like if I would so fast make, I get to fight, that is so stupid. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

when you hear, you hear a little, you're like, I need to, I need to fight Hitler. Like, I need to. Well, that makes sense, though. That actually makes sense in that context. But in a I'm thinking of which one Which What game was it

Where Hitler is like It's not Hitler It is Hitler but he's like Ridiculously like He's like a machine or something He's like a Oh that was that was the original Wolfensign I think You fought like

Mechah Hitler Yeah you fought Mecca Hitler In the original Wolfensstein It had like spider arms right Yeah like spider legs right Yeah it was like So that's what I was picturing Walt Disney looking like kind of

Yeah yeah I will say man that. I will say, like, we don't talk about, we're going to talk about other games outside of the ones that we're kind of like always talking about on the show a lot, but Liza P, really good.

Looks good. Like, I would, I would actually, like, like, if, it's, it's the best Souls-like game that I've ever played, that isn't straight up from software. It's super fucking good. And the ending is actually really fucking crazy.

I would say it's that absurd, but it is like, oh, that's nuts. You get to play as Pinocchio. in it? You Pinocchio is that thing? Yeah, you are Pinocchio, yeah. Does he ever say the N-word? Yes. Every single time he says... I'm not racist.

Yeah. And then he can kill you with your nose. I'm not racist. Well, specifically... Well, specifically, Jiminy says it more often than anybody else. But Jimmy's black, though. Jimmy's black. And not in this one. No, Jimney is...

Not in this one. Jimney is a plantation owner. He's always been... Jimmy cricket's black. If you... Jiminy cricket... The plantation owner. We need to move on.

This guy did not. Oh, wait, did we even answer this question? No, we didn't answer this question. So, thanks for writing in. I'll put on dance macabre. Dance macab by ghosts. That's a pop. Stay the night by Zeta and Paramar.

Or Zeta, Zeta, Haley Williams. The Spider-Man theme from the 90s cartoon. Spider-blood Endward blood Radio actor Edward blood Endward The guitarist bro

Dian Dian That's so fucking good I look at the end though When it just starts wailing We We're gonna run those spider balls I'm like

God damn This is going way too hard Dude Shows from that Era Man just had really awesome theme songs for no reason And then they start Like that the X-Men

The X-Men theme is fucking killer I think it's better than Batman's theme. People argue me of that, but I think X-Midom is better than Batman's theme. There's such different themes, though. They're going for a very, it would be like kind of, it would be like comparing, I don't know, it would be like comparing, like, Final Fantasy 7 to like Power Rangers. Like, I mean, those are, you know what I mean? Like, it's, those are both pretty amazing, but like, they're very different, they're going

for very different things. I feel like X-Men and the Batman theme are very, very, those. are top tier, but I love the ex-being here's how you know the X-Men theme is great. I don't give a fuck about X-Men. And that's probably my favorite theme song ever from like Marvel anything. It is so good.

When I was younger, they had the like really rated R, the really hardcore, the Power Rangers comic books because I would have bought the fuck out of them when I was little. But that would have been dangerous because kids would have been really hurting each other. Because back to that

like the modern Spite, on Power Writers Comics, it's kind of fucked. Kind of fucked up things. Back then they were like, oh, Trini, we're going to go hang out with the Asian girl Trini today. Or go ahead, Zach Dianz. But now it's just like Tommy goes back to the pass and kills Zordon and like kills a beat a bunch of women. And I'm like, nice. Oh, yeah, like say like, yeah, yeah, yeah, the shattered whatever it was called the grid and whatever.

The thing that's Okay, it's so fucking obvious That the only people reading the comics Are a grown-ass adult like my age And the one thing I don't understand Is why they're not doing that with the shows Because like say they just dropped a new one And I watched one of the episodes

Because like oh Billy Cranston's in it You know David Yost The original Blue Ranger And I was like, oh let me check it out It's so fucking awful Like it's so awful With like it's still like it's made for kids but you know only people my age are watching it.

So it's like, why not just... You know what it is? I think because a lot of things that were derived from comics are now very popular in other mediums, more popular than they are in comics. So a lot of... Like, I don't think kids read comics anymore at all today. Like, I just don't think that's happening with...

I don't think kids do that. I think... Definitely not much. I agree. It's for the 20... The mid 20s and up. It's for us. Mid 20s and up.

I mean, maybe, maybe I could be wrong. Maybe there are some kids. There are some young kids, but they read manga now. I'm sure there's some nerds reading comic books out there. I'm certain. But, like, I don't think it's, I don't think it's as prevalent as it used to be in the same way for the same ages. Like, I think now, because now, dude, like, I'm not going to pretend like I know Spider-Man from the comics. Like, I know Spider-Man from the video games and the TV show and the movies.

That was my introduction to Spider-Man. And that was my introduction to most things, because I just didn't really read comics. And I would imagine that, especially nowadays, I have to, I have to imagine that, like, kids probably just don't even have the fucking attention span to even sit and read a comic generally speaking man people don't sit down and read anymore i've said it a little while ago yeah i don't people that argued with me were like crazy and it's like i know you based on the way you guys comment on things on twitter i know yon niggas don't read shit before you all fucking say stuff like there's no way people can comment things so dude some i was i was talking about

spider man and twitter and some nigger was like we were talking about like how uh culturally how culture can, you know, helps characters. You know, it's nothing but only more important for Hector, but helps characters. And some nigga was like, well, Peter Parker's Jewish. And I was like, no, the fuck he's not. When has Peter Parker been Jewish? I think there are. It's white.

There are. No, Peter Parker's and he's never been Jewish. I'll put it this way. I remember specifically there were certain incarnations of him that had lines that were like, that's weird for somebody who isn't Jewish to say. I don't remember what exactly they were because I don't. I don't care. There's only one time, remember someone saying something like that.

It's in a movie when I'm in Amazing Spider-Man 1, where he's going to be signing the thing, and he looks through all of them, and he passes up all the ones, and the last one there is Jewish. And people thought he was going to sign that. And I was like, no, he's been, he's literally Catholic. He prays to God constantly. And it's not the Jew God. No offense to that. Jew God.

Official Peter has officially Peter has. officially Peter has no religious identity perhaps Christian or Catholic if you stretch him being in Christmas issues although the implications in the comics have also implied Peter is Jewish or at the very least ethnically Jewish on one side of his family which I could see that I could see

that being true that makes that makes more sense that's fine yeah but whatever who fucking cares that Jewish the thing about Peter Parker is that and this is a good thing but not a good thing is that Peter Parker is supposed to be every man I thought it was Muslim Jewish is not every man

Jewish people are Jewish people So they would not have done that Because they're like Oh, I can't Well that doesn't make sense at all Wait, what are you talking about? That has nothing to do with every man He must be in every man.

He must be in every guy. Is Miles Miles Morales not supposed to be in every man as well? I feel like Miles Morales is supposed to be in every man. Not in the same way, but like that doesn't mean it's not an every man Miles is supposed to be the modern every man Where every person now has multiple cultures And there's more than one thing

And there's a lot going on with them You know like they have a heritage Of where they're from opposed to what they are That's not new. It's not like a new thing. No, but that's not how Peter was. Peter was for that times every man. And now there's every man from the world that we kind of exhibit now.

Like Miles is for like younger kids who are like, oh, my dad is from fucking Tibet, but my mom was born in fucking Peru. And we live in New York. Stuff like that kind of. Like the modern like mixed up kid every person. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's a little different. They're still similar in that manner, though.

Yeah, I don't know Um Where's my My spider mode never have a yamaica Never that Never that Don't ever do that shit to me He's very clearly bad at managing his money

So that's kind of a strike against that Steve Rogers is Irish And if he make him anything else I'll flip the fuck No If they make him anything other than Irish I'll flip the fuck out Yeah I don't know

Jewish Captain America My balls Hell yeah dude Like like fucking acidic too. He's got the curls and shit. He takes out his hair and it's just blonde curls that fall down. I'm like, awesome. Yeah. No, but yeah, I think, I think a lot of people are introduced to these things through like TV and video games and other media. So like, I think, I think the source material that like only people who have grown up with it really are attached to, it should probably grow up with them. I think I think you should, there's no reason why there shouldn't be like, there's no reason why there shouldn't be like some, some wild Powerpuff Girls comics. You know what I mean? I think the problem with Americans is that Americans,

we have gotten to the point where we don't stop shit. What are you talking about? Things go on too long. We're just like, let's just keep this character in rotation still. Let's just keep the same character. Well, that's not just America. That's Japan does as well. America started it.

Now Japan copies it too. No, I think Japan's always been doing that for as long as they've been doing it. The issue is like we really kind of fucked them up. up a little bit, so they had a bit of a restart because they had to. But like everything... Yeah, but like... Yeah, but like...

It's really crazy when you think about, like, how much of Japanese culture originates... Like, specifically, like, modern, like, popular Japanese culture originates from, from, from that era of just like, hey, you know, it's like, it's all nuclear era stuff. Like, fucking Godzilla is still, is still kicking.

Yeah, yeah. And he's literally just a bomb. He's just the bomb. if the bomb was a lizard, literally. That's like his entire premise. It's just the effects of the bomb in a being. That's it. But yeah, no, dude, I would...

I would... I would... I would play that. I would play the 90s Spider-Man theme on... I would play a three-hour loop of the Spider-Man 90s theme. Shouldn't have swung first.

What I'm saying? N-word blood. Let's relax. Radio active inward blood. All right, let's chill. Inward man Jack's Zero's GT wrote in

I haven't read this question So I have no idea What this is going to be I'm just going to read it Hello there Dron Sergeant Johnson and Brute I've been an avid listener Since episode zero

And while severely overdue I decided to finally pay the tithe To my worthy Go My question for you Is what sort of absurd guest character Would you like to see in a game

I'd be privy to having Mario Jude as a multiplayer character in gears. That's so fucking, I could see that too. Is he like one of the, is he one of the, like, the cogs or is he in the swarm? He's just in the, I like I use of the swarm, like, to modernize it. Because he's not, because the locusts aren't there anymore. That's so funny.

The idea of, oh my God, the idea of Mario Judah in the swarm as like a, as like a, like a, a battle chieftain or something is insane. I'm a big dog, big man. Yeah, yeah He's extremely difficult Or Daniel Larson in Mortal Kombat Yeah, okay I would love

I would love to have Mario Judeo to Mortal Kombat Would be fucking amazing actually That'd be cool too I would love to have Pinky and a brain in Mortal Kombat Pinky and the brain And I would also really love

Dude their hitbox would be so fucking annoying It's like the serve bot Serve bot. I was right to say. And then who else will be another crazy one? Like, I don't know, man.

I don't know. I want George Costanza in Bayonetta. I want, I want George Costanza to, like, because he's bald, he has like less hair to work with, so he's like dressed more skimpy.

But he has to fight in the same way. Oh, man. He has to fight with his hands only. And he has to get creative. And there's moments. where George does shit that. Like people are just like, yo,

what the fuck? Diabolical. You know what they should have done? Batch in one of the angels or demons' heads in. So, uh, did they say what country

Resident Evil 8 took place in? Because I know it's like Eastern Europe, right? Something like that. Yeah. It doesn't matter, doesn't it? It was somewhere in Europe.

I guess it was vague. I mean, because it was obviously Spain and fucking four. But like, Africa and five. And,

uh, in the country of Africa. It was South Africa. Fair enough Yeah The country of America And then The country of America

And then Who's the president of Africa? Hmm Obama Obviously Obama Who the fuck else would it be? Obviously Obama I wanted to say Nelson Mandela

But that doesn't seem right The The Mandela effect got me again Nelson Yeah I don't know man Barack Mendoza, whatever. I don't know what country that is. I feel like it's like Slovenia or something or like something or something like that.

I just wanted to put like because I know Mr. Dicovich, he's like Ukrainian or something. I was just trying to like squeeze him into that game somehow. Like I just want him to be antagonizing you. It really is kind of like, I wonder how they feel about that. Like because it really is just sort of or something. You know what I mean? Like whenever it's a character like that, it's. It really is like, yeah, Mr. Dickevich, he's like Eastern Europe.

He's like Slavic or something. Like, it's never like Slovenian or Slovakian or like from the Balkan, you know what I mean? Like from the Balkans in like a specific place. It's always like just or something. Yeah. It's like I'm Mexican or like I'm like Puerto Rican or I'm Dominican or like, you know, I'm Japanese or I'm Turkish. And I'm Eastern European or something. That's why.

I know. But countries right there. I mean, I will say there are a couple that I actually get reminded that they're even there. I'm like, oh, oh, yeah, that is a place. Dude, I only know, I only know about Slovenia because of Barbara, like, sincerely. Like, I don't think I would have ever learned about Slovenia otherwise. You've heard of probably Slovakia, but never Slovenia. Never Slovenia.

And she was like, I have from Slovenia. And I was like, oh, what's that? Like, I just didn't know. I straight up at no fucking close. Did they have no one? Did they have nooks there? Huh? Do they have nooks in that country?

Probably not. So they don't matter. So they don't matter. That's crazy. That is like for us to take one day. One day we're hungry, we're going to take them. Most countries don't have nukes. Yeah, exactly.

Most countries don't matter, bro. Fair enough. They're like on our plates. Nuclear weapons are like a reserved sign on like an empty chair. We're like, the U.S. has a reserve sign on it. China has a reserve sign on it. Russia has a reserve sign on it. Everything that doesn't have a nuke is like,

maybe my cousins are going to sit there one day if I, if I so fucking, if I so choose. You know what I mean? Yeah. Who fucking cares? Get up,

you walk up to a kid in lunch table. Get up. This is my seat. I don't want to. You pick them up and you throw them. Like that guy. You got thrown over. Like that guy.

Like Israel. Come in Israel. Sit right here. Come here, that guy. That guy is shouting to that black dude. I'm not, when he says, I'm not even going to say the word, you fucking black person and he gets thrown over the burger can counter. It's one of the funniest.

I know, that's what's so funny about it. That's what it's like. Yeah. Everything. Even if you called somebody, if you said literally, quote, the N word. You end word. It is all implied. It is a derogatory, like, you are black is derogatory.

It doesn't matter if you say black person. It is the actual end. You silly black, get out of my... It's the venom. It's the venom that is the most important thing. It's why the word is very secondary to me. It's like, if you literally put up your middle finger and it drives people nuts. If you can do this and then people get fucking angry.

Dude, you know what's crazy? For a period of time when I was younger, I don't know why. I don't know why. Every time I would do peace, sometimes I do the middle finger by mistake. I don't know why. I think it was just something about me. It's just something about me. son about my little mind.

I'd be like, my friends would be like, have a good one. I'd be like, they'd be like, why do you do that? You know what that is? That's seven-year-old Kingston sleeping walking and eating the paint chips off the wall and then waking up,

not understanding the difference between peace and middle finger and nobody knows why. It's like, why is Kingston, why is Kingston misunderstanding hand signals and why is the wall getting like really weird? What's going on? Why do you be waking? They wake up at nighttime.

Why is Kingston on the wall? Why is he literally on the wall eating? Just dragging your team down the wall. Can I ask if this is a universal? Like a beaver. You want to know something crazy? I was thinking about something the other day that kind of blew my mind, right? Yeah.

We're like, oh, man. So the thing that makes us all people, right? The thing that makes us human really, as opposed to just like a fucking, like, primate or like some similar kind of monkey, right? Right. Is our, yes, right, our fallaces. But outside of that. My fucking fat dick.

My fat fallace. Now, the, uh, it's our shared experience as humans. Like, we all have like, like, the experience of like, oh, man, being sick and then vomiting and having to clean it up. Or just like, even just like something simple of, like, daydreaming in like the backseat of a car, you like, look and you like, I would imagine specifically, like, as we were driving, like Spider-Man. and I would like do like a like a little running guy like this like over mountains and stuff like that.

I do you guys ever like crawl a wall by putting your hands on both? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I've ever done that. Right. And like try to get as high as you can like with your hands and feet like in a hallway. Of course. I've always wanted to do that.

But I think like the opportunities never came up. Like say the walls weren't too close enough together. or whatever. Really? Not even in like a doorway or something? The doors are so our doors are so fucking, I didn't have the high ceilings in my house, for example, growing up. So that would be like a two second task. You would just go and they're like, okay, I hit my head.

Whoa! I was just thinking because like little, like, midgets and little people will never be able to do that. No, they will. It'll take longer for them. They just need skills, man. Their arms can't. They can't, they can't, like. You gotta put them shit up sideways.

You gotta put them shit of sideways. And they can do it. Yo, I'll buy some stilts like one foot stilts and then buy long pants and see if anyone buys that I'm like, oh shit, bro. One foot stilts is so stupid. And you walk around and you're just like, I'll be like six, six, right, walking. I'll see if anyone believes me.

Derek, you're going to get shot and killed. You will get shot and killed, Derek. Someone will shoot. and kill you you do some shit like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at like a fucking T-Rex or that leg-to-arm ratio, though,

at a certain point. You ever see that episode of there's a Treehouse of Horrors of the Simpsons and all the billboards come to life, all the advertisement? So they're all like terrorizing the city. And then there's a really fucking tall guy just coming out of a,

out of a convenience store, and the Chief Wiggum just shoots him and he's like, ah, these monsters aren't so tough. He's like, that's just the capital of the basketball team. And it's something. And he's probably like just like six, something and he just kills him.

It's so fucking funny. That's awesome. All the other billboards are like fucking stories tall. It's so funny. She's a funny character because he's just the idea. He is just the idea of the most incompetent police officer ever. He is the personification of a dumb pig for sure.

Like he even had to be watching him this exists in that world. These sons are stupid too. Exactly. Exactly. I have to say, like, as much as the Simpsons, like, I missed out on it, like, I, the voice work and it is so good. Like, like, a lot of, it is such pitch perfect. Like, Chief Wiggum's voice is perfect. It's great.

It's my answer to that. Absolutely. It's a good show. It's great. Yeah, it's a solid show. Let's see. What else we got? What else we got?

I don't know, man. Do we answer? Do we answer anything? I don't even know what the fuck do you. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Who fucking cares?

We're getting worse and worse. We're getting more and more off. Dude, we were killed for a second. Remember when we ran out of questions? We like read all of them. Yeah. It's like, all right. We're a buck 30 into the show.

And which is shit. We fucking answer like two questions. Can I say something? I've said a buck 30 to refer to an hour and a half and I've been looked at like I was crazy. So I'm glad that you said that because it made me feel less alone. You both are wrong for saying that. But I respect you guys.

It totally depends on the. context. In this context, like, you don't need a, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it makes sense to say that an hour and 30, a buck 30. And in this, like, you completely understand what I'm saying. It's just a solid expression. I like, a buck 30 is like a really good, I like that. I like it a lot. Yeah. It works for me. I like a buck 30. I like buck 30 is a lot. Let me ask you something. So you know British, uh, British, uh, slang? You know, when they, the one thing they call money, like they call quid? You know that? Yeah, yeah. You've heard that? Have you ever thought about why?

Um, I looked this up, I looked this up sometime in the last few years, but I totally forgot. I totally forgot because the information didn't serve me at all. Okay. I have an idea of what it is. I never looked it up. And I just started thinking about it. I'm wondering if I'm right.

So liquid. Like liquid cash, right? Liquid. Like liquid is like liquid is something that is like physical. So like when you hear people say, oh, they have all this money in stocks, but only like this amount. of liquid or whatever, right? Yeah, yeah.

Or liquidation. Anyway, so I'm thinking it's just a short of liquid, just quid. That's kind of awesome. That's what I think it is. I haven't looked it up, but I'm just... All right, hold on. I don't think that's it, but hold on. Why is...

If it's not it, I'm going to be pissed off. Why is dumb gay British money... In reference to British people isn't way too much of your brain? Dumb, yeah, is that that's too clever? Is that too clever? Why is quid usually used to refer to pound? The word quit is a slang term for the British. Prouds Stirling.

It is believed to originated from the 18th century. Um, okay, what is that? Okay, wait. Wait a mid, just some stupid shit like that.

Like, Quidditch? That is not real. Hold on. I need a second. I need a second opinion. That is not fucking real. After Harry Potter's creation,

so it's not even close. It's not even close. You're going to be so disappointed. I was, I was trying to give them more credit. Yeah. Britain. That's an amazing.

I'm trying to help you guys. I'm trying to rehabilitate you guys, man. Shit. You're trying to rehabilitate this country. That's crazy. Us, us Americans, us black Americans, children of slaves, are trying to rehabilitate brain.

Yeah, yeah, they're laughing us right now. Yeah, whatever. Whatever property. Whatever. Whatever. You were owned once. You were owned once. You will own you again.

You want to be owned again, yeah? Yeah. I'm going to make you work the, I'm gonna make you work the kitchen and Nando's And Nando's It stands I actually I've never had it

I want to try it So it stands I found like eight different things But like this is This seems to be the main one It seems to be like the one that seems to have The most validity behind it Quid is a slang's term expression

For the British Pound Sterling A quid equals 100 pence and a nickname may stem from the Latin phrase quid pro quo, which translates to something for something. So it literally just means something. So, okay, because, yeah, I know a quid pro quo is, it's just like, here, I give you money, give me sex, I get it. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

I give you a blowjob, you leave me alone, you know? Yeah, yeah, I've done that so many times. Exactly, right. She gives you a blowjob. I kick her out my house. So the first thing I read that made me upset when I was getting visibly angry when I was reading it was like it's actually short for it's short for Quidhampton because Quidhampton is where they print all the money which which made me so upset that I had to find another I had to find something else. There's a guy named Quidhampton or is that just like a guy? I imagine. I know. I love the idea. That was crazy. That was crazy.

I love the idea. You should have stuck with it. You just sold it. I love the idea of just like, hey man, it's me, quit Hampton. I make all the money. I make all the money. It's Quinn. It's Quinn Hampton. It's quit in this bitch.

It's quit and this bitch. You know, a hard to make millions of pounds a day. It's just fucking. You know how hard it is to press print? A lot. The dyslexic casting director. Oh, God. We had a good thing going.

but you and you quid and you pound sterling the dyslexic casting director Mike I didn't know I swear the dyslexic casting director in charge of hiring gingers Breaking that would suck if it was British man

Like I Oh my God It might be so fucking dry They're really good at the dramatic performances man I like Luther That was a good show I will say with with Idis Elba?

That was very good one. Even though it was incredibly, it was like three seasons of like two episodes of a bit. Some little mom gets done in at his front door set and you think that of me? Now I'm the one who knocks. Nope, I can't do it.

I can't do it. I can't do it. Skyler, you must got me confused with one of them other would yet, huh? Skyler. I'm the one who knocks, eh? Skylar, are you right, mad?

What are you? He's like, Oh, it's the cross face scene where he's like under the house And it's like panning up. He's like, he's like, Buggah!

You've got to be joking. Oh, no. Oh, Jesus. Fuck. Dude, we, yo, shout out to our friends in Britain land. Guys,

I'm sorry. Shout to the experience. Yeah. We don't have a live show Everybody else gets to die But we don't have a live show We don't get like fucking Like shank to death with butter knives or whatever

You gotta come out of like You guys think you're funny making fun of us huh Now you got to run the king's You like that You like that and then it's fucking just like You know I don't know It's just it's annoying because there's a little bit of like Fucking beans and butter on it or some shit

So it's gross So now you're gonna have to I'm afraid I'm gonna have to acquaint you with my two friends, Kensington and Wallace. Come on, girl. Come on. Put your fist away. And then I take out my huge American gun that's bigger than my body and blow them away.

He's really funny because, like, people from Toronto, like people from Toronto. Yeah. Like, they try to talk about being tough and from Toronto. I've been to Toronto three times in my life. Dude, they're all great. It's a city. So they're obviously going to be some villains in the midst. They're just Drake.

obviously Toronto is like Like a tutorial But it's like a tutorial for New York You know what I mean We're like it's like yeah This is how the city This is how the city looks kind of

You might run into some like unfavorable people But like it's never going to be like so much That you can't handle In fact we're gonna we're gonna In fact if any danger of falls you We're probably gonna slow down time And not even let it happen Just so you can get used to not to pressing the right buttons

But that's that's what Toronto is. It's not a real. It's not real. With them talking about like, man, do you know what I would do? You're goofy if you said, I'm going to come boy and take you said. I'm like, yo, if you go to New York City and you talk to someone like that in the street, they're going to slack you until you die. Why do you have a British accent for a Toronto guy? They talk like they talk sort of like that. They have like a, they sort of speak like a Caribbean like, Patoa almost thing in Toronto now. I guess when I was there my four times, they never spoke like that. They spoke like regular Canadian.

So sort of like Americans. Yeah. But now they speak differently because of Drake, Drake changed the whole culture over there. You don't like our monopoly money, eh? So now they say like this weird kind of patois, dude. They have, I swear to God, I don't know if this is true, but I swear to God, their money is scratch and sniff.

I'm not even, I swear to God, Canadian money, the colorful Canadian, first of all, it, it, feels really weird. It feels good, to be honest. I'm not knocking. It's, I'm not even joking. It smells like, syrup. I'm not even kidding. I'm not even remotely joking. The last time I went there, I was given like money for, I did the currency exchange and I got, I got some some fucking loonies and tunis

or whatever the fuck they cut. This is a fake ass place, this place. But loonies and tini. That's not a joke. Their money is loonies and tunis. Like when I first heard that, I thought it was like, you're joking, right? Like, that's like, that's a, you're having a laugh at me, right? You, you You know, but it's real. And I'm like, how can you take this fucking, even their money and even their coins that aren't loonies and tunis or petunis and schoonies? I don't know what the fuck they call them.

But like, it's just a penny hydraulic. We have a head ass motherfuckers, dog. Yeah, it's like there's a coin in Canada that's literally just a penny that's hydraulically pressed into the center of like a bigger quarter. And that's like their money. It's like, look at this. It's like two. It's like cool?

I guess. But anyway, let's get some more questions. because we're really failing the audience. Lightning rounds. Yeah, lightning rounds. What is this? Solo round. What the fuck is this?

The dyslexic casting director, oh, this is the guy I was about to read, but I know we never got to it. Hello, Black Goku, Black Napa, and Hispanic Vegeta. I have a spooky hypothetical for you this time. Would you rather piss teeth or shit spines? Neither leaves lasting damage.

You'd rather shit spines than piss teeth? Then piss teeth, yes. I don't know. I can't imagine anything coming out of my dick hole like that, man. I think of some sharp ones, too. That's true. Imagine they were predator teeth. You got a shit of fang.

That should rip your whole dick open. That'd probably be better, though, because they're narrower. They are much narrower. That is true. Hmm. They're jaguaried. Fuck, yeah. Shitting a spine is, bro, like.

I don't know You said you gotta pull it out I mean That's the thing about it A spine is like A spine is like many teeth It's lengthy I don't know

But I'm sure you ask Are we just talking about Than your fucking penis though That's the thing Yeah but then what if your penis All gets so loose That you can come like Like one big one at once

Oh yeah Finally A big cum globule Yeah you can ascend And it just falls one of that. Just falls out of you before you've even. It's like somebody hits a piece of a pie. Just fall.

You're just, you're getting like kind of hard and then it just falls out of you. And it's just and you're just like, oh, man, here we go again. Oh, man. My cum fell out. Excuse me. Let me clean this up. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

My cum fell out. That's fuck. It's so embarrassing. All right. Yeah. Lightning, lightning. Go, go. Yeah, Lightning.

Guys, I'm sorry. I didn't even have a song called Reagan. You should check. it out. King said it's no respect for your name because he talked right over it. I'm not going to repeat it. So, boyos. Very true.

Finn Lizzie take two. Last time I brought them up and you went on an ADD tangent so hard he didn't even say his name. So I'm here to talk about the ace with the bass. Phil line it. I think Phil is the most underrated musician of the 70s, if not all time. Who is a musician you three think is underrated? Michael Jackson, I think, is holy.

Yeah, I'm going to go with, I'm going to go with, um, probably Michael Jackson. Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably Michael Jackson, yeah. I think Michael Jackson. I'm going to go with Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan, definitely Drake, too. And I think Michael Jordan has one of the greatest hits of all time. I believe I can fly. Yeah.

Awesome. I don't know. No, no, no, Tay Sunday. Tay Sunday is my answer. I honestly don't think I think about like I honestly don't think about When I was younger I used to think about like Oh this music is underrated

But since I don't know Since I've been an adult I just sort of I don't think of things As underrated anymore I don't know that's been kind of like a thought process That's been completely absent For my life in the last couple years I don't know why

I don't know all the time man I always I wish for like I wish for people to know all the time. I always feel like, damn, I wish this band or whatever, this artist had more success because I feel like they're like strongly deserve it. Like, they're so talented. And I'll see their numbers are like, there's nothing.

And sometimes I'm fucking confused. I'll see like a major record label. Like Metal Blade Records is a huge metal record label. And I'll see a band on there. Like they're promoting their shit. And I was like, Jesus Christ, that's amazing. And they have nothing. It's lesser than.

my shit and I'm like first of all how the fuck are you signed like what are you even what is the deal like what is this I don't even understand did they give you an advance could they is it possible what is what is the benefit I don't understand that actually to the point where I'm like

well shit should I just submit my music can I just be signed for no reason but anyway yeah yeah I just man I don't know I don't know that question the actual the real the closest thing to real answer that I could give is probably Devin Townsend. I think Devin Townsend is genuinely like one of the

most gifted musical minds that I think I've ever seen. And it's kind of insane. Like being, me, Paul and Paul's brother went to a show of his. And it is unreal how good the live performance of it is specifically. And he's like in his like late 40s or something. So he's not this young guy and he's like belting out this shit that like makes no sense to me. Like it feels impossible. And so like that would probably be my answer, but he's also, like, relatively well off. Like, he's touring with, um, he tours with like dream theater and he's not like, it's what I mean. It's like, underrated kind of implies that like people don't know about him, but like he,

they do. It's just, he exists in like a very specific circle, you know? Yeah, exactly that. I was going to say one of my favorite bands, right? Because, um, I really got to put onto a band called Jungle. Because of like, there's this TikTok that went around this guy dancing and like a very, like, very unique dance.

When I first listened, I'm like genuinely two months ago, there listens on Spotify were maybe like $100,000 per month. Now it's over $9 million. So I was going to say them, but they blew up. Yeah. So you love it. I love to see it when it actually happens, right? Yeah. So I would say between them, there's another group of artists called Group Therapy Edison, too,

which there were a bunch of young child actors that are from, I'm like, Disney, stuff like that, and they make music now. And I think they make some genuinely really good music. Yeah, right. Listen to group therapy. They're very good. Yeah, right. I don't listen to.

Yeah, they probably should. But, hey, Chris, you're Devin Townson. You're Devin Townsend. You're definitely, I think, like, you're, I like that answer because I feel the same way about somebody that a lot of people know simply, especially because of like guitar hero or something. Like people heard the band Kill Switch Engaged. Kill Switch Engage and there was a singer Howard Jones.

He was in it for a while for like 10 years. And now the original singer's back. But Howard Jones, to me, he's one of those once every like few generations type of a talent, like as a vocalist goes. But he's just in that genre of metal. And his voice transcends that so like more in my opinion to where it's crazy. He's been around for so long. And I think just recently he released some of his best work. He's in a band called Light the Torch.

And he has a song called The Death of Me, which his vocal performance in it is so just stupid good. He's in his 50s now. And I was like, God, he's never sounded better before. It's insane. Like, it's crazy when I hear someone who's like way older. And like, you're way better than you were before. It's fucking phenomenal. That's crazy.

Yeah. I'm like, I hear these people. And I'm like, bro, how the fuck do, do? How are you not fucking on sin? indicated radio all the time. You know what I'm saying? Like it's just one of those weird things where it's like you're just in that genre. You were just you can't fucking, I mean,

like the hip hop stage to pick that nigga up, man. Like give give this brother some love or something. I know it's not hip hop, but still. Get some other brothers into this music too. But whatever. They play rock music. You can't do that.

Yeah. I feel like that's one of the things that saddens me the most. Like, it's like, okay, the culture and everything like that, but I'm like, can we celebrate some of the black voices outside of hip hop? Can we do that too? I don't know. I think that would be cool. I agree. I agree with you. I agree with you that. You should be helping other artists in general, period. You have a, you have a duty to help other musicians thrive. What happens is that they're looking to do that in their genre, unfortunately. I agree. I get it. I get it. I just, it would be cool. I agree. It should be

helping people in general. Should be helping other people of your group in general. It'd be cool. Black people we're convinced that we're not all the way we're convinced

that different black people are not the same for some reason because you know we've been brainwashed but on to the next question yeah yeah

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who tweets awful takes all day Well, listen, first of all, these are all deeply, deeply insulting. My dick is a whopping three atoms. Okay? That's crazy. Yeah, I know, don't, don't get. Only you can see it.

Only I can see it. And it's because my prescription is so high. Oh, no, you have microscopic description. Oh, man. There you are with the two little fucking knobs. There you are. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, it's pretty, it's, and it's, and it's, and it's jagged, too.

It's like, it bends left and then it bends right and then it bends left again. So it's a little, like Pikachu's tail. Yeah, like Pikachu's tail or Harry Potter's scar. It's, it's pretty, it's outrageous, this thing, the curvature of this thing. And you know, it's crazy? When I, when I get hard, it grows in that direction. So it goes like, it goes like that. Like, it doesn't.

So it hurts. Yeah, yeah. And it's only, it's only three atoms long, so it's like, it's pretty nuts. But the rest of it. The rest of that, I don't know. I can't speak to, but you got me right on. What canceled media would you want to see get made the most? The planned ending for the Shoa era of God's...

What, what the... The planned ending for the Shoa era of Godzilla film would have seen Godzilla dying of diabetes before he getting turned into a spaceship and battling visibly tited aliens who took over his home planet. I don't even know if that... That sounds like complete bullshit, but it also sounds like I feel like I could believe it.

I'd have to confirm that with my homie. He's like a big fan of that shit. Yeah. But it probably is true though. Canceled me. You know what, honestly? Yeah, well, well, we don't know if it's good. That's what's so crazy about it.

It's like, I would say, I would have loved to see that James Cameron Spider-Man movie because that seemed like it was going to be fucking horrible. Like, the decisions that were being made in that movie were out of pocket. Like, that was in the 90. That was before. That was before. Amazing. It was before.

It was before the first Spider-Man. It was before the first Ramey Spider-Man. James Cameron had this insane treatment. I can look it up and talk about it a little bit more. But I'll do that while you guys give you your answers because that's definitely mine. Because there's some wild shit in there. I really wanted to see Star Wars 1313, but I feel like it feels complete. Yeah.

I just, I wonder if it would have been like. like what we expected it to be, even though like it looked what, from what we saw, looked kind of cool. You know, like, yeah,

I guess like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

the, Cal Casca, yeah, yeah, that shit's all right, you know, like, it's, it's close enough,

I guess, you know? I wish we got to see the original, um, the original, uh, George Lucas's script for the sequel

trilogy of Star, Wars. Because the way he had it written was like that's just entirely different from the way it was. Wouldn't it be like possibly shittier? I don't know. I think it would have been more political. People wouldn't

like that. Yeah. Because I feel like the other things he's done outside of Star Wars have been kind of like you know. I mean, he made Indy, the temple of the Scal was him, right? No, I thought he only did Star Wars and then one Indiana Jones.

Yeah, he got into the fourth one where people were like, what the fuck is this shit? I didn't, the fourth one was weird, but it was just like, this is not that bad. Like, I don't, it just wasn't, like, I don't, I don't. I think it just had weird moments. I think that was people's problems with it. It was just like, well, there were aliens. The CGI monkey scene, people hated. There was the somehow surviving the, the blast in the fucking, in the, in the, in the fridge just because it's made out of lead.

He, like, tumbles violently and he gets out unscathed after. It's so stupid. It's so fucking stupid. The aliens is like moments like that. These are aliens. Yeah. People were kind of mad about the aliens. Whatever.

To me, I don't know, man, because I like, I like, I really, really, really, really like the prequels. I like everything about the prequels.

Granted, I've absorbed all of the information he wanted to put into that prequel series. So, like, I read a lot of the comic books. I watched Clone Wars

and I saw the movies, which gives them way more context. An infinite more amount of context. It makes it like, my favorite era of Star Wars. But the way he wanted it to be, one of my favorite characters would have been the main hero

and that would have been Leia. I really, really like Princess Leia. And she would have been the reason why things would have worked out the way they did. But unfortunately, Kerry died. And then Disney had and they were like, let's make Ray. And we all know how everybody feels about Ray.

Yeah. Is it confirmed that that movie was, because I don't know, I mean, even watching it, It feels like that movie was originally going to be about Finn and then it just stopped being about him. You know what I mean? Like I'd be like, dude.

From what I've heard in interviews is that Boyega says he was promised a different role than he got. I mean, look, it's obvious. It is obvious when he watched that movie. And when fucking Kylo looks, there's that moment where he detects something, right? It's in the opening of the movie. Like, he detects something.

There's clearly, Finn's supposed to be the force-sensitive one he was supposed it was clearly and then they just didn't go in that direction they just didn't do it where i'm like if anything the least should have cut that little scene out because what the fuck was that other than him just did he just stop to just you ever see like a fucking like an animal eating and then like it stops for a second and looks yeah and then it continues because that's all was that's all it was now it meant nothing it really is fucking dumb yeah it's because because that movie feels like it's it's about or like at one point it was about him like very clearly.

The beginning is about him. The beginning is clearly about him. It's also like just far more compelling of it. I remember when I like, like I didn't think that movie was amazing by any stretch of the imagination. It was very by the numbers. It was fine. It was just right.

A new hope again, which is what a lot of people wanted anyway. But I remember specifically like when it started and seeing this idea of like, oh man, they're going to have like a former, what is it, a former storm trooper kind of. lead of rebe... That's sick. That's fucking awesome. That's like way cooler than what we ended up getting, which was just like a rehash of the previous original...

1,000%. Everything about it was primed to be like, you know what, I can fuck with this. You also, you check a lot of boxes too because let's be real. There's a lot of people that want the... Like, hey, a nice diverse cast, but a good character.

Finn was set up to be a good character. Yeah. Makes sense. My problem with the series in the first place, The biggest problem for me in the series in the first place, the biggest problem that, like, I instantly, I could not be a part of the series. I was like, automatic taken out was all the shit that Vader did. And Vader at the end, understanding that I am wrong, I'm fucking wrong. And then to have Kylo become evil is so fucking stupid.

That is so, that is the worst. That's just backwards storytelling. Luke and all of them saw the shit that Vader went through. They all the universe exists where people know Vader. They know your granddad. Your granddad was evil. Did a bunch of fuck things. And then you're just going to do it again because you want power.

It's like, not even for the same reason that Vader became evil. He just became evil because like, I'm, I deserve to be stronger than I am. And it's like, dude, what? You know what it would work though? I don't think anything could have made that not stupid. So I disagree. I feel like, because some people are just. mentally their wires are just fucked.

I feel like in that way to be like, I don't understand how he ended up this way. And literally a simple explanation for in real life, some people just can't be helped. Because that is just fucking true. Some people were not. I think if he would have potentially did it in a sense to save lives,

like he goes to the dark side because someone... It's just like in real life, there are some people that are fucking serial killers and they're like, does I like doing it? That's not real life. That doesn't, that's just, like, I get what you mean. It's a fine narrative. It's just, you know, like, some people are you killed.

I don't know why it needs to be more bombastic, though. Like, why? Because it's in a bombastic universe. The story's bombastic. No, no, just the motivation for being evil doesn't need. Not every single thing needs to be bombastic. I don't, with that, with that family, it has to be. That's the start.

It's like, oh, oh, why is, why is Yoda so knowledgeable and so, so, so much of an expert and everything? Why is Yoda so fucking short? Why is Yoda so fucking short? He's stupid Like there's not It's just he just is I mean he's all this shit We're okay with that

Tall Yoda That's scary and shit Tall Yoda Derek can you please Derek can you Derek I want that to be the cover Can you make a tall Yoda Can you create But I don't want you

I don't want you to put Yoda's body Or something tall I want you to lengthen Yoda To least tall Oh, make it, like his torso is so long. Proportionally correct six-foot Yoda. That's so disgusting. So I did some research.

He's got to be standing next to somebody. I did some research while you guys were talking about Star Wars because I don't know enough about Star Wars. This Spider-Man scene, this Spider-Man, James Cameron movie, so it would have been cool to see, but it would have, it would have not been a good Spider-Man movie. The film would have shown Peter getting bit by a radioactive spider, gaining organic web shooter, but making fake mechanical web shooters to not freak the public out. Why? And reckoning...

Yeah, it's such an extra stuff for no reason. Either do the web shooters or don't. Like, what the fuck? And reckoning with the fact that while he gained the powers of a spider, he also gained their predatory bloodthirstiness. During a climactic scene atop the World Trade Center, the villainous Carlton Strand,

aka Electro, tells Peter... That's not his name. Yeah, no, not even close. tells Peter spiders or predators they kill to live they're not hampered by humanitarian ideals

or impeded by delusions of morality the movie would have been rated R thanks to frequent profanity and graphic sex between Peter and MJ on the Brooklyn Bridge

that featured a lengthy discussion about spider mating rituals wait see I don't mind them fucking but what's that last part I don't know man so let's just end the episode

that as that bothered But hearing that bothered me so much. So much I want to cry. That's what really blows my mind about it is like, man, you really couldn't make a more misunderstanding. Like, knowing that we could have got this instead of the Ramey movies is crazy. That we were like pretty close to getting these. I make fun of the Ramee movies and I criticize them. But the Ramee movies are 100% of very well depicted showing of like 60s and 70s Spider-Man,

which is what Ramey movies. he's a fan of. He's gone on conundry, like, I'm a fan of this era of Spider-Man. And that's it. If I would have seen that as a little kid, if I would have seen that as a little kid,

the person that would have been would have been a different person. Like, because I would have been, I'm so heavily molded by Spider-Man that the kinks that I am now would probably be a shadow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I would only show what the game was going on, guys, in darkness, I'd have a voice changer. You'd never see my face. Yeah, it is,

it is weird. I don't know, man. It would have been, it would have been fine. Like, I was, it would have been weird Obviously it would have been weird, but I mean, fucking, I read Spawn as a kid. Yeah.

And so I was already like, you know, I'm like, oh, I'm fucking with this anti-hero dude. Well, the thing about it, Spawn's never been that stupid. The thing about it, true, true. The thing about it really, truthfully, is that you can do whatever you want with the character, but like, we need to, at the very least, give us a good adaptation first. If that was our first proper cinematic adaptation, of Spider-Man, that would have been so bad. Like, and at this point

now, today, fucking do whatever the fuck you want. Like, now today, do a fucking Man Spider movie. Don't name it Spider-Man. Name it Man Spider. No, that's what I'm saying. Don't name it Spider-Man. I disagree. I think you could take source material and twist it in a number of ways that you can have fun with. But the issue is like, you can't do that without there already being a solid baseline for what the original is, what it's supposed to be. You know what I mean? Because that, because then that

Because, dude, a James Cameron's Spider-Man movie would have just been the biggest movie ever. Like, it just, it simply would have. James Cameron constantly makes, like, the biggest movies ever. This would have been no exception. It would have been everybody's immediate, like, an entire generation would have been introduced to the concept of Spider-Man through this fucking bastardization. You know what I mean? It would have changed everything. Terrible, terrible thing.

So the way, the trajectory of everything would have shifted, absolutely. What we know, what we know now, it would probably be extremely different. We would have got some pretty cool, we've got some pretty sick other super. movies, but that would have been a terror because that's not Spider-Man. Like, what? The fact that Spider-Man has organic webs in the first place is a super reductive aspect of his character.

It's silly. It's fine. Like, let do you think. I think him I disagree entirely. I don't think it's any more ridiculous than I think I'm like true existing. I think I think him's talking with them is dumb. Because he just doesn't have that part of his body. Like that doesn't have that. That's what I mean.

At least have it come out of his ass then I'd be like, all right. That's stupid. If it came out of his asshole, I'd be fine with it. What do you mean? It doesn't make any sense. It's one of those things. Why would it's just one of those things where it's just like how convenient that they come out of his wrists?

It's so convenient that they come out of here. Because it's also it's also convenient that Wolverine is able to fucking jettison claws out of his hands. That's just having extra bones. But that's like extra. No, it is not extra. Well, first of all, animals. Think about the logistics. I understand.

But think about the logistics. You know that there's a frog that has the same thing Overween does. You know that, right? Yeah, and he doesn't heal the same way and he dies probably shortly afterwards and gets fucked up. Listen, here's the thing about Wolverines clones. Here's the thing. Wolverines clause, in order to make sense, logistically speaking, Wolverine's claws would have

to be half. In his arms. No, no, no. Well, they would have to be in his arms, yes. But in order for them to work properly, they would have to be about half the size of his hand. So it would be like this big, like two inches long. That's how long his claws would have to be. Yes.

Yes. How is he doing this? How is he doing this if his fucking claws go all the way up his arm? Does he do his claws bend? Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. In X-Men origins, they literally show a literal x-ray of his body. His claws are in here. Kingston, you're not understanding.

When the bone is, where it doesn't bend. No, no, no, no. Let me explain me. Finish explaining. Where his bones don't bend, there are claws. There are footlong claws in there. And when he pushes them out, literally they jettison up to the bottom of the claw is at the point of his wrist so he can move it. But there's still,

that's the same movie. That is the same movie. That is the same movie. That is the same movie. No, yes. There's planes of what movies in there. No, no, no, hold on. Let me explain.

No, no, no, no. First of all, that's not. No, that's that movie. And second of all, that's the movie where fucking Deadpool has a whole story. sword come out of his fucking the tip of his wrist. So like, you're right. That is true. That's not a suitable. I feel like look at, look it. This is,

I feel like this is the difference right here. If, if the X-Men, like say if Logan was bit by a Wolverine and then just got claws out of nowhere, I would be like, that is really fucking stupid. But the idea is that these are just random mutations

and people are getting wild shit versus, you know, like say him getting bit and it's like, well, you got bit by a radioactive spider so he has a spider oriented mutation I don't see the problem he did not have he got bit by radioactive spider which he does have my own mutation he has a personal strength and speed of a spider

right? I like you I'll be I'll be 100% honest I've always hated the idea that Spider-Man Spider-Man shouldn't be called Spider-Man without the web shooters I mean it's a dumb name he admits it doesn't it doesn't no no no but

even just like he has these powers right he can stick to walls he's really strong and that's it really that's really it he has this like general sense of like what's wrong but even that's like

whatever that is nothing nothing about that is unique to a spider at all so the only thing that makes him Spider-Man the only thing that really makes him Spider-Man is the web shooters and the fact that he had to build it

It's the costume Chris Oh my god All right, I can't wait for the comments on this. What makes Batman Batman? Dummy? Batman doesn't have powers. Batman doesn't have powers. You're right.

But you're saying that he shouldn't be called that because he doesn't have the technical powers of a fucking spider is silly. He has powers. He doesn't matter. He didn't have to choose spider he did because of the connection. He chose Spider-Man because of the connection. He has been strings and speed of a proportion. of a proportionate spider. That is why he's Spider-Man.

The Rainyverse doesn't show you that because it gives you vagueness of the characters. No, but I don't think you're really understanding what I'm saying. There is nothing. Why is Electro called Electro? Why is Cyclops called Cyclos? Because he can control electricity. Right. Why is Cyclops for Cyclops?

Because he has one eye. Well, he shoots a beam like one eye, right? Yeah. But what is an actual Cyclops? It's just a fucking monster with one eye. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not, so should he have, should fucking Scott Summers have one fucking eye

for it to make sense to you? Yes. Like, it's just not, like, you're being, I don't like the X-Men there. You're, you're, no, I'm not, this is a reasonable thought. Like, why is Spider-Man called? It's not, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.

You're right. Hold on. You're right. Hold on. If Spider-Man got bit, hold on. I would be totally on your side. No, if Spider-Man got bit by a radioactive spider, right? Yes And he was asleep when it happened He didn't even know what happened

Right He just woke up with like Oh well fucking weird I got a bug bite And then he woke up with powers He has no like He has no fucking idea It's a spider at all

Exactly Would he have He very likely wouldn't have He very likely wouldn't name them He wouldn't have gone down that route That's fine No You're missing

No That's why I say it's in the costume But it's not about the costume Because the costume Because the costume It was informed by the power set And the power set to me Doesn't make any sense

You're misunderstanding brother You're so you're taken away the idea that he knows it's a spider. The only thing, I'm just saying the only thing that really makes a Spider-Man, Spider-Man, is the ability to use webs. That's the only thing that defines him as a spider. And the whole fact that he has the proportionate powers of the spider. That's everything.

That's an ant. That's like a number of different things. No, Chris, it is a spider. Spider-Man is pretty much a- fucking gay as hell this argument. What are you talking about? Chris, you are so, the thing is that you're ill-informed and you're loud about being ill-informed. Oh, shut the fuck up.

That's what you're going to go nuts. No, you are wrong. Chris, you're wrong. Chris, you're wrong. If I was pitching you, if I was pitching you a character, if I was pitching you a character, if I was pitching you a character called Spider-Man and he didn't have the power of webs at all, you'd be like, why is he called, why? Why is he called Spider-Man? It's fucking stupid. Give him something that, give him something that correlates to him.

to a spider, Chris, give him a spider fangs, or eight legs or something like that. Right. Hold on. All of those things of a spider. All of those things make more sense to me than just, oh, he has the generalized

proportionate strength of a spider, which how do you even fucking quantify that? And that's really all that different from like an ant at a certain point when you're at the size of a virgin. It's extremely different from an ant. An ant and a spider are not the same strength at all. You're not listening. Shut up.

Oh my God. If you are that strong, if you are that strong, if you are seriously that strong, right, as a man with the proportionate strength of a fucking insect, whether you're a, whether you're an ant or a spider that is both insanely strong to a point where it almost doesn't even matter that it's ant oriented. How strong is the Hulk when compared to like the proportionate size of a fucking bug? Probably about, right? What the fuck? cares. At that point, what is the connection outside of just the fact that you've been bitten by something? Okay, cool. You are not Spider-Man. You're not Spider-Man. You're stick to walls, man. You're more Ant-Man than anything else. Because all you do is stick to wall. You guys are

going in the wrong direction. Look at Scorpion. What makes Scorpion, Scorpion? What makes Volture Vulture? They have like, power. Do they have the powers of a fucking scorpion? But they're only, But they don't have the powers of a scorpion. Why are you making an excuse for Spider-Man and not these other people? Well, I don't like that about- They don't have the powers of a scorpion or a fucking vulture. Why is it okay for them to be called scorpion or vulture? And not Spider-Man to be called Spider-Man.

Because I don't hold those people of the same standard. I understand. That's a good point. You're just being biased for no fucking reason. I'm being biased. I have always been bothered by the fact that. Oh, my God. you're misunderstanding.

For no reason. Why are you in, how am I misunderstanding? Because you're saying once you remove the web shooters, nothing connects them to a spider. Because I don't care about how much sense Dr. Octopus makes

because I don't care about Dr. Octopus as much as I care about Spider-Man. So it bothers me that Spider-Man is only Spider-Man because of a gadget. It does bother me. But you only care because you care about Spider-Man. Well, I care about it because... Is that what you're telling me?

I care about it because the web-slinging is literally the only part of Spider-Man's, like, power set that I find to be unique enough to to be for Spider-Man to even be as popular as he is. If Spider-Man didn't have the web swinging, then he would- Because I don't like anybody else as much. So that's what I'm saying.

Your only argument right now is that because you like Spider-Man, it bothers you. Yes, literally. I don't, I don't care about Batman at all. I don't, I don't care about Batman even slightly. The fact that he's like dressed like a bat is fucking stupid and gay, in fact. I think it's dumb as fuck that he's dressed. like a bat.

I mean, it's like, bro, you're Spider-Man. We're on the same page now. But I'm saying, but here's, the reason I'm saying is, hold on, hold on, hold on, as long as you admit that. No, but the reason I'm saying this is because, like, that's why I like specifically that Ramey Spider-Man is a fucking mutant with that fucking, the ability to swing. Oh, now he's actually Spider-Man. Like, there's actually a reason beyond just, beyond the fact that he noticed,

beyond the fact that he just noticed that he got bit by a spider, he actually is. a Spider-Man. That's, that's, that's, that's what I think. I think, I don't think it, I would also like. So my argument, I'll let you go on a second. One, literally three more words. That's why I don't think it necessarily detracts from his character. I don't think it really detracts at all.

I think, I think it does because of how invented he's been with his webs over the years. But I think him developing, like something happening in him developing organic shooters. I think that's fine down the line. Don't think he should start with it. I think his webs, his, his, his, his, his, creation of the webs has shown how intelligent he's been. That was like the main inference of like, oh, this kid's a pretty smart young guy. He created this thing that other people would never think of, but he needed to use so he created it.

Look, I don't know why you're explaining this when he already admitted why he has a problem with this. It doesn't come down to intricacies like that. It's just I love Spider-Man. I want Spider-Man to be more. No, I think it does affect intricacies as well. I mean, that's not what you're saying, though. Well, because there are certain things about it that I, there are certain things about the fact. that he had to invent web shooters that I think detract from his character.

The fact that it's like, because then it makes him so, it makes him so smart that it's unbelievable that he's poor at all. Like, it kind of makes no sense to me that, like, Peter Parker should be very, that, no, no, no, no, that's stupid, but that's because they won't let Spider-Man grow up. I understand. But what, that's why. You're totally, you are totally correct. But this is what, but this is what I mean.

It's like, a key integral part of Spider-Man is that he is kind of this every man and he is kind of, like, it could be anybody. And what I feel takes away from that is the idea that, like, oh, you could be Spider-Man if you were bitten by a radioactive spider and you just so happen to be very fucking intelligent.

I don't think that's something like, the intelligence of Peter Parker should have always been, like, in my opinion, should be in how he outsmarts his enemies and how he uses what he has at his disposal against people around. And even just the ability of like

being able to swing and use physics effectively. Like, you give a normal person the abilities of like Spider-Man, they're probably not going to swing as gracefully or as effectively. They're going to be bumping into shit. Like that was something that I kind of assume. But no, but what I'm saying is like, that's something that I assumed like kind of just based on how Peter Parker was certain as a character. It's like, oh, his intelligence kind of allows him to understand physics in a way that

probably most of the people wouldn't, which kind of informs why he's so good at maneuvering with webs around like really complicated environments. Like that's a part of his intelligence that I think still allows him to be this everyman that doesn't put him in this weird situation where he's inventing technology that he should just be selling or like at the very least like, hold on. Do you understand what I'm saying when I say all this? I just want to give you an anecdote real quick though. My brother is an extremely smart guy, neuroscience, blah, blah, blah, statusation.

But when we gave him directions to go to Disneyland, all you got to do, is Mitchell right on Harbor and then it's right there you can't miss and he still missed it somehow Meaning like there is some people That I can actually believe That for some fucking reason As smart as he is

He just never even thought to sell fucking like his Like actually made that connection Pull myself out of poverty And become an infinity billionaire Because for some reason that just did not click I've seen it in real life You're totally right But it's yeah

I agree with Chris 100% right 100% 100% that's why my problem where I say Spider-Man has become boring is because Spider-Man Peter Parker has been the same way for 60 years been the same way 60 years been the same character can't keep a job poor begging not made for money all this stuff right and I think the problem with that is that Peter Parker can't change because if he changes people won't really we as a group because most people are fucking poor we as a group will respect him right because it's like the point is it's just growing up most people are struggling though It's a very easy connection of making this, right?

Yeah. No, I agree with you, though. I think it should move on. But there are different struggles other than this poverty. I totally, it's just an easy layup. That is why. We understand that. We understand why they do that.

We understand that. It's just, I just, I just, I just, yeah. Can we just, I just want to, let's, I just want to establish the ground of that whole weird shit that just happened a few minutes ago is that this is all, all the, because I just, I just want to, I just want to be in, I want the, I want the, audience is no okay the reason why this even happened in the first place is your your love for spider man your your love for spider man it gives you a deeper love because there is more if a reason for him to actually be like spider man he's connected more as spider man because he naturally has these

web shooters like he is actually connected to spider man because i yeah if he did not have the web shooters at all he can be like any type of arachnid or so there's a lot of arachnids or there's a lot of it's not He doesn't have a lot of strange guy. It's not even just that. It's more so the fact that, like, the only reason that he is Spider-Man is because he happened to notice that it was a spider-that bit him. That's kind of the thing about it. Isn't that okay, though? It's kind of like Spider-Man becoming Batman because of over-becoming his fears of being a pussy?

I don't think that's a problem. I think the issue is that, like, I don't think not having that detracts from his character. That's what I'm saying. Like, because the thing that was said initially was that, like, oh, organic web shooters detract from his character. It's like, I don't think so. I think they take away from different contexts. I think they take some from other places where, like, oh, yeah, they take away the aspect that he's this unrivaled genius that can make insane technology that really doesn't make a lot of sense. But in doing that, it is, though, it is kind of.

It's not. It's not. No one else needs to create that kind of thing. That's not unrivaled. That is intelligence directed in a certain way. That's not a rivaled intelligence. There's no reason why the milk. Tony Stark, if he needed to create a canister of little webwebler. things that are we're talking you can do it right but now we're now we're getting into the broader universe of marr i'm just more than a broader universe if people need to create things that they could create it there's micro there's a micro mesh that is extremely powerful in this world right right i'll put it this way like in in the spider man game now um it like insomniacs it's very tech heavy there's

like a lot of there's like a lot of emphasis on tech peter's room is all kidded out he's got all this like technology around him he's got in the new game they established that he has a wrist understand what I'm saying when I say this. In the new game, Peter Parker has a wrist-mounted 3D printer. Okay? It's nuts. That can print drones in... Pretty sick. That's sick as fuck, dude. In less than a second. That to me is like, I don't know, man. Like, I look at that and I'm like, I don't feel like Spider-Man really right now. The web wings, I think, kind of do that too,

like the flying stuff where like I feel less... But they're there for a reason, though. Yeah, I agree. But they're there for a reason. I'm just saying, I feel less like Spider-Man in a game like this than I did in any of the Spider-Man's previously where it was just webs. You know what I mean? Even if gadgets were like web-oriented, you know, I'll take like, oh, this little

device, like, makes my web shooters shoot like web balls or something. Like, cool, fine. But, like, the second it's like drones and shit, like, he's so smart and he has access to such insane technology that I don't even know where the bar is for this universe anymore. Like, there's a scene in the game where he goes to, like, a music. see him and he's like, there's a scene in this game where he's like, he's talking to a bunch of scientists about stuff they're working on. And it all sounds so embarrassing compared to the thing that's on his fucking wrist. And it's like this massive disconnect between like me and this guy where I'm like, I can't relate to this guy who's so out of pocket smart.

I love that because of the fact that for years he's been that smart, you know? I understand. I understand. I understand. I understand. And he's been that smart for decades, you know? I don't, I understand, but I think, I think his intelligence should come from like, not building 3D printed drones that can like just instantly calibrate, but just understanding how to use a battlefield or like how to use things around him in like a, like, I would feel a lot better about it if all of his tech was like scraps. You know what I mean?

Like almost like Iron Man and Iron Man one where like he was like building shit out of. of like just the most primitive stuff. I can understand because the Spider-Man has always been like, he's like, oh, man, I fucked up. How do I deal with this guy? He goes back to the lab. Connors, do you have this X, Y, and Z, and he puts things together? And it's not as, in this way, he already has that stuff, you know?

So we didn't see him develop it. He has it. The 3D printed thing was kind of crazy. I was like, what the fuck? That's a thing, right? That's pretty nuts. That's kind of insane. Is it not?

So like that's, so what? Even that's not, that's not that crazy compared to the drones flying around, you know? There's only drones flying around. You know, there's like, things like that are not that crazy. But the thing about that is like a lot of his enemies are just, it, I, look, my suspension disbelief is tech based. The whole world is tech based. Chris, I totally understand what you're saying.

And look, I think objectively, I think a lot of people wouldn't be willing to admit this. But as far as storytelling goes, I think objectively, if you were an actual storyteller, you're writing a script or you're writing a novel, whatever, it would be much more to your advantage if he wasn't such a brilliant. mind. It would make much more sense for the struggle and overcoming things then having to suspend your disbelief in the thing where it's like, why is he so insanely smart and struggling so fucking tremendously? It's one of those things that were, you kind of have to do that same struggle with like a Batman where he's like, he's perfect in every way possible except

for, you know, is like he can't afford therapy or some shit. Yeah, like something where there's like there's like things where you kind of have to like ignore Or it's like strip some of this stuff away from these people so they can be a little bit more grounded instead of giving them everything. Or it's like, okay, this guy has all their powers and all the fucking smarts in the world, but he still somehow gets himself in these wacky situations. Where it's like, oh, it's much more believable to get in these wacky situations if he didn't have an abundance of intelligence and all that shit like that. So it's like, I understand that. I totally get that, you know, that were it could kind of take you out of it a little bit. I get it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For Spider-Man, and it's the same because they re-keep, they keep returning the same kind of storage

at them. No. I actually agree. I actually would love that. A different, not Peter Parker, though. Like Miles Day,

I'd be fine with that. No, Peter Parker should be gay. Black Hispanic and gay, bro. Let Peter Parker, let Peter Parker be happy for once and let him be gay. You know what I mean?

Yeah, dude. If he was gay, everything was better about his life, every single thing was better. Wouldn't it though? Oh, dude, are you kidding? Easily. Easily.

Actually, no, Uncle Ben would have died. Yeah, Uncle Ben would not have died if Peter was gay. That's crazy. He doesn't even become Spider-Man. He actually dodged out the way of the spider. Ooh, watch out.

Look it off. Dude, I'm not even kidding. I don't even think I really don't even think that's far-fetched entire. Like, I really do think that's-old. Peter Parker is gay. And what happens is that the spider bites Harry because Peter died. Oh, Harry, watch you. Help me.

Harry, help me. Harry gets bit by the spider instead It's just Dude pussy's such a horrible Cause of a lot of his woes man A lot of a lot of fuck He doesn't he doesn't care about saving Gwen Stacey He doesn't really that make a video

Because he's some random bitch Gwen no mad he don't give a fuck about MJ She's just some dumb bitch that lives like right there He knows her he knows her They used to hang out They used to make up each other or something like that But they don't really fuck with each other that much He goes to college

He succeeds he's a billionaire He gets put under like stark tech He goes to work for Reed Richard and all it's just genuinely everything's better for Peter's life he does like successful Norman Osborne like type of experiments yeah and Mary Jane

they recreate the super soldier in the correct way so there's more Captain Americans in the world like everything is bumping he meets the Avengers but because of his scholastic creations not because of him being a fucking superhero and then Mary Jane

who's a great guy and then Mary Jane is a lesbian and then she ends up in a really domestically violent like really domestic that. But this Mary Jane is like, she's like very bitch.

She's like very bitch. And she's like very fucking. She's kind of swole a little bit. She's like fucking Jim Carrey. She's like Abby. She's like Abby. What's, Drew Carey?

Yeah. She looks like fucking Drew Carey. No, you know, Drew Carey. She beats the fuck out of Gwen Stacy. They're in her relationship. She's fucking out of Gwen Stacy. Doesn't Drew Carrey has a stop her every now and then from almost killing her? What did you just say?

So doesn't, doesn't, doesn't Drew Carey look like a like a, like, you know, Butch lesbian? Hold on. Derek, you're out of your mind. But you've got to look this up, Chris. You're going to be jogged up. If you ever see a butch lesbian in real life, doesn't he look like a bitch lesbian? He does.

He does. I mean, the beard kind of throws it off. Oh, not anymore. Back, Drew Carey show, Drew Carey. Drew Carey show, Jew Kerry. You just said Drew Kay looks like a. I guess. Okay.

Whatever. He does. He does. He does. Next time you see it. I totally. I totally agree. I 100%.

That is crazy. Hold on, I have a picture. I have a picture. I'll send it to you in the chat. Let's stop doing this now. I'm done. I'm done doing this.

No, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. I don't want to do this anymore. You must. Lily's new girlfriend. Oh, come on. It's not, it's doing that stupid thing where it's like I click,

I click the picture, but it like, it doesn't have the picture in it. Was it too gay? It's not a good, man. The girlfriend's like, hey, give me some more. She takes off the Sixer, applies the tenor,

and it goes in with the tenor. She unscrews the sixer I think I'm about 50 years old I think I'm going to tell Joe to start Binds to start buying some strap-ons Because I feel I'm going to be bored at that point Here you go Here you go

5029 for me You know the same difference Kingston check out Check out the chat You're going to see Lily's uh That is totally a lesbian man I don't

I don't really agree But you guys You guys believe it's so hard I'm not gonna fight you guys Her name is Carol Yeah Next time we go to Disneyland You're gonna see a couple of them

I swear You're gonna see a couple of them And jean shorts You always wear jean shorts too So I was at Disneyland right And I was walking with Lily And some little kid fell down And as the kid fell down

Some guy kicked the kid in the face Right when the kid fell down He almost tripped over the kid And I started laughing so hard. Because the guy pulled the kid up. It was like per...

Oh my God. That sounds... That sounds so much... That sounds so much... Dude, that sounds so much like that... Did Jalen ever tell you the story about how we slapped a baby in the Palisades? Our friend Jalen

our friend Jalen slapped a baby in the Palisades by complete accident and the... Well, it wasn't a baby, it was like a toddler, whatever. But I remember it so vividly. We were coming out of the Palisades while we had just seen Super 8. So it was whenever... that movie was in theaters and we were laughing because like we were making a joke about it or something and that he just we were walking in one direction laughing he he's animated dude he's an animated guy so he

throws his hands around and then he throws his hand down and i guess like like we were going one direction this this this this mom and their kid was going in the other direction he hits the kid in the face he looks his hand he's like why is my hand wet and he turns around and he turns around and the kids like with his head back like this and he's like, he's like lagging behind his mom, and his mom yanks him forward. He's like,

enough. Enough. And it was like, I rolled, actually rolled on the floor of that mall laughing. I could not believe that shit. I'm so glad for being slapped. Why is my hand wet?

I'll never forget that question. We, if, I'm so glad I have witnesses to that. Because when I tell that story, he told me that story so many times. It's so fucking funny, dude.

It's just so his, Derek, I wish I could, if, if there's a way to rewatch, like, almost like a theater mode moments of your life when you die, that's definitely one of the ones I'm watching. Man, that kick got kicked in the face so hard, bro. It was like, because the guy was this walking, like, you know when you're walking, you're moving, you're doing a, like, there was one time when I was walking when I lived in Burbank and the other side of Burbank I used to live in, I was walking one time and I ended up kicking a homeless person that I didn't know they were there. So I kicked them and then I gave him some money. Did I tell you that story? You kicked him and then you paid him. He was like, I gave him some money.

I kicked him hard as shit. Because I was like, I was speedwalking. I was like, I got to chase some speedwalking, speedwalk, speedwalk, be walking. And it was dark. And I kicked the homeless guy. And I was like, holy shit. And I gave him like $20. I was like, I don't really got $20 a spare.

But I kicked the fucking. He's groaning. He's groaning. He's groaning. That is crazy. That is his, that is his gig. You fucking, you felt for it, bro. He laid out in front of. me?

Why the fuck is he the way Wait, wait, were you on like the grass? Were you on the sidewalk? Where were you? I was on the sidewalk and I was like speed walking down by where carving board is.

That is his fucking fault. That's like, yeah, that is his fault. Yeah, that's really back is like, because I, I,

it was audible. Like, I had headphones in and I hit him and I was like, that made noise. Oh, that's performative. That's performative, dude. He made it louder.

You got got got. You got got, dude. He made the hit. He probably had like a frying, like a fucking like, like, um, what is it?

like an aluminum pan on his chest to investigate the sound that's so good you got you dude those those motherfuckers that jump in front of cars and shit around in the corner like a better call saw he has a Bluetooth speaker

he has a Bluetooth speaker and then you he has a bluezy speaker under it under it and you kick him and then he goes ah and then three seconds later broken glass sounds start start blasting like way later

like like Like way after It's so not on Yeah yeah It didn't press play fast enough In fact If I move the cover

If I move the cover It's a little hole down to the lower area Where it's a completely furnished Lower basement With him living down there It's like heat and everything It's actually not It's actually not one guy laying on his side

It's just It's six midgets standing upright in the line That's crazy They're standing upright and they're still as low As my foot They're standing straight up. All right, let's fucking...

Yeah, yeah, let's just get out here. This episode has gotten entirely out of hand. This is one of the most off the dreamtrial episodes. Why don't I feel like we did the credits? I felt like we did it. And I'm like, oh, we're out of here. And I'm like, wait a minute. Well, we're going to get some mega engagement on this one.

Now that we have an anger blow up. Right, right. It's going to do it. Yeah, it's definitely the title of the episode's going to be involved. I was getting mad. I was getting mad and I was like, do I, do I hit the, do I hit the desk? I was like, I got to hit the desk. Otherwise, it's not going to, this is going to be anger for no reason.

So let's, uh, I'll hit my desk. It says, too, that's cost too much. It's like one of the freaking, like, standing ones. So if I hit it and it breaks, I'm going to die. I have a panic attack. What was that thing? What was that thing that we like, when, uh, when we were living together, we were like, it's one.

It's one. You get one. If you're playing a game and you get mad, you get, you get one. You get one hit at the death. You get one hit and then like a prime for the second and then like you have to stop before the second one You stop yourself but if you but if you hit twice you're consumed your consume bang it is gonna keep hitting it and fucking break something It's like the it's like the fucking symbiote suit It's like no he's hit he's hit twice it's taking him

Uh all right don't go talk don't go talk to that guy he's really upset if you go talk to him now he might hit you Just let him be for a bit Wait why is this filter not working active. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. All right, let's read the... Let's read it up.

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I want to see Phallis on camera too. I want to see you. I want to see you pissing on camera. Your face needs to be in it so we can verify. No AI. We have, we have full. We have software to detect it. Don't even try.

Right. And women, ladies. You have to be able to piss horizontally. No. No ladies. Here's a bar. So we don't see, look, we don't want to be sexist. But the bar of entry is you have to be able to piss horizontally while standing.

Yeah, bitch. That's crazy. That's so wild. You better be able. For the ladies, I got to stand in front of you got to stand horizontal and piss in my face. It's the bar of entry. You got to be five feet back and piss in my face horizontal. Then you can get in our discord or our piss on.

Can you imagine a woman standing a few feet back And pissing in a guy's face You know what I'm imagining It's one of the most absurd things ever I'm imagining I'm imagining this exact Like this is, let's say this is true This is actually how you get into the snark tank discord

You have to send a video of you pissing Or like you have to piss in Kingston's face horizontally from five feet away And every single Every single member has done that, which means like everybody who's, all the active users on that account, they've proven themselves,

they've done it. Five years down the line, there's like a documentary about the fall of the snart tank or whatever. Oh, totally. And then like, and then like, they even had a, this weird rule where

to get into their discord, you had to piss in one of the hosts' face from five feet away and many people. Like, the idea of being brought up in like a in a context where it's like really something that happened is amazing great it's strange how many people like a mockumentary dude that'd be so cool that would be so fucking funny just like pretend yeah not even pretend to have a falling out but like invent this fake falling out that happens in this like this documentary yeah that'd be

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You claimed to be a player, but I fucked you white. Did I ever mention this to you guys? You claimed to be gay, but I fucked your dad. One of the funniest things I ever thought. thought of was like where he said you know he said you claimed to be a player but I fucked your wife and I don't know if I told you guys but like imagine instead of saying fuck do you replaced it with raped and then if you think about the implication think about it like you claim to be a player but I raped your wife and it's like

there's nothing of being a player about just sexually assaulting someone this is the funniest thing you've ever thought is that what you said that you said it's really funny but it's super not okay to reveal to your non-close friends you know. I just like, I just love, like, thinking of it in his voice. And like, he actually wraps that. You claim to be a player, but I'm freaking sexually assaulted you.

Why are you a player? You just raped my wife. That is so insane. You claim to be a player, but I fuck the kid. It's like, what? What do you do? What? That's been completely off the kid.

The idea of him, the idea of him bragging about something that's just like really uncool to do. Like he's a player, but I fucked your dog. It's like, what? Fuck your dog. It's like, you my dog? That's my, you killed it. I have a chihuahua, dude. That's not okay.

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He's on the pocket right now. Yeah, my mom is my sister. Anyway. That's crazy. That's Falcon. He dissed like that in that video. It is, right? Anthony Mackey.

It's fucking Falcon. Me and Jalen saw him at a fucking cigar lounge macking on some Native American chick, and it was a sight to behold. Ooh. Yeah. Dang. I wonder if she's,

what's the, that new movie that's coming out, the Scorsese movie? Oh, that's about Killer of the Flyer Moon. The Flower Moon.

I'm interested in that because it's fucking, it's interesting, interesting story. Yeah, I've never seen that kind of story told before like in,

in like a, in that way. Like, you don't really hear a lot about, what is it about? Native America. So it's about, I actually don't,

I kind of want to go in blind as blind as possible, but, okay. It's, I know it's just about, it's just, Native Americans and the...

Yeah, a retelling of a specific tribe that in Oklahoma that got incredibly wealthy because they're sitting on the largest oil fields. And then, you know, of course, you know, them people, the John Smiths came in basically scheming of how to extract their oil. And it's basically following real life people, people that actually existed.

It's fascinating. And apparently they have a lot of the actual tribe, I forgot what the tribe is. I'm sorry. Let's go, man. I'm excited. I'm excited to see how. I'm excited to how he's going to fit the N-Rward

in the first 25 minutes. That's what I'm excited for it. Because that's a Corsese thing, bro. The first 20 minutes, you'll get it. Many. It's interesting. There's not available, and there's not anywhere in the air,

but like, he's going to say it somehow. Let's just sit back and watch. Yeah. There you go. He got me. The tribal N-word chief. You're like, what? Excuse me?

Call him tree N-Nwards. Like in Revenant. That shit had to be crying, bro. Hell yeah. I forgot to see. I forgot to watch that. It's fire. When you gets like fucked up by a bear.

They're like Eminem, right? Eminem, what do you do? What's the wrong with you? And it's like, I hate the Native Americans. It's like, oh. Scared in every... Yeah, my family. Yeah, my family did own slaves.

And to this day, I still think that's okay. And it's like, oh, all right. Oh, stop, M. Put them in the soil and dug up their oil. Boy, they toil with their problems so funny. They're loyal. George Floyd, Metroid. There's no greater rhyme in history than George Floyd and Metroid that Fallout Boyd did.

Or panic of the day. I can't remember. Whatever. Isn't that for that start the fire? Is that it? Yeah, we didn't start the fire where they were like, George Floyd, Metroid. metric that's like oh man nice did they put like

George Floyd in a fucking in the in the suit or so yeah yeah it's Sammas kneeling on fucking fucking Sammas kneeling on George all right let's move on

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it's, that's such a funny idea. And then Chris Hansen opens the door and he's like, oh, uh, but it really is just pizza. I don't know, man. He's like, he's like sitting around like waiting to get paid. He's like, okay, they come in. What are you doing? And he's like, yeah.

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I should get one, actually. Because I do have a modded PlayStation, so I could just burn games onto CDs and play them. Like, I don't know why I'd. It's possible. You get it. You just put an idea in my head. Let's go. Abby, changing my name to gay rise against lyrics until Chris puts out an album.

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I can make fun of that in one breath and also, like, that works for me. And come in the next. Yeah, it really works. I don't think their accents are good at all, but I think, Australian women are just beautiful.

You don't think Margo Rabi is hot when she, do you think Margo Rabi is attractive? I think she's attractive. I don't think her accent's attractive at all. I think her, I think without her accent, she would be fine. I think she got less attractive

when she, She fucked Will Smith. Yeah, she probably did. I mean, whatever, likely did. She definitely did. She definitely did. Blowing her out.

You heard that he throws up now when he fucks, right? What the fuck are you talking about? He had so much sex that he has a reaction to. He has a visceral reaction. That's how I'm trying to be, man. That's the life I'm trying to live. Are you joking? Bro, absolutely.

Get me so sick a pussy that I can't stand it, man. Absolutely. I don't want to be that. That sounds horrible. That's where I'm trying to be, man. I think I've realized that's where I, that's how you beat it, really. So you have so much sex that you get repulsed by it and you don't want it anymore.

And only then can you truly evolve beyond it. Only then can you get a silly. Like there are those celibate monks, those idiots who are like virgins. You know they're just thinking about it constantly. They can't. Oh, man. They're fucking wasting their whole fucking lies And all they should be doing the exact

Obviously they should be fucking with no Concept of consequence And then Only then will they be enlightened Guys I really want to eat Can we please stop the podcast soon? Finish the names I'm so hungry

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what fuck is that? I'm sorry, they're so hungry they're so hungry they're so hungry the idea the idea of somebody being like guys

I'm really hungry it's like I'm sorry we got like another 30 minutes left of this and then just you see them sit like get like really stressed and then and then it just blows up his shirt under his hat down

up over his face it looks like Gary and it's just drip and he's just like bro just keep crackers next to you or something what is going on this is right why does Donnie shit himself when he why does Barry shit up his back

when he's hungry That was wild That was out of pocket, man Let's go I'm sorry All right We'll get through the rest of these Burke's 1889

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Ethereum Pergerian Hunter Melfus won The Angriest Crout Back from Texas Just ignore the news please And as always rounding out our list over here

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